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    <title>And the Godmama Drama - S06E04</title>
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    <title>And the College Experience - S06E05</title>
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    <title>And the Rom-Commie - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba, and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Also, Max must decide whether it’s time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sophie Doll - S06E07</title>
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    <title>And the Duck Stamp - S06E08</title>
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    <title>And the About Facetime - S06E09</title>
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    <title>And the Himmicane - S06E10</title>
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    <title>And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles - S06E11</title>
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    <title>And the Riverboat Runs Through It - S06E12</title>
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    <title>And the Stalking Dead - S06E13</title>
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    <title>And the Dad Day Afternoon - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Dogfight Days of Summer - S02E03</title>
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    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
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    <title>A Glorious End: Part 1 - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When their planet's monarchy is overthrown by a coup, royal alien teens Aja and Krel flee to Earth accompanied by their brutish bodyguard.</desc>
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    <desc>After crash-landing in the town of Arcadia, the royals -- now disguised as humans -- search for suitable technology to power their ship.</desc>
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    <title>Beetle Mania - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Collision Course - S01E05</title>
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    <title>D'aja Vu - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A giant troll wreaks havoc at the school science fair, threatening to expose both the troll world -- and the royals’ true identities.</desc>
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    <title>Flying the Coop - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Y2dicK - S04E17</title>
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    <title>Citizen Solomon - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Alien Hunter - S04E20</title>
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    <title>Dick vs. Strudwick - S04E21</title>
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    <title>Near Dick Experience - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Sally, Harry, and Tommy narrowly miss being crushed by a chandelier at a restaurant, their near-death experience fills them with a new reverence for life -- and fills Dick with jealousy that he wasn't able to share this deep experience. The newly enlightened trio volunteers at a soup kitchen for the homeless, and Dick signs up for a wilderness hiking trip with Mary, hoping like the dickens that he'll lose his footing and find serenity via a near-death experience of his own. While Dick is trying desperately to have his own near-miss with death, the others learn that their new appreciation for every leaf, every bird, and every fellow man is fading rapidly with the passage of every hour. Sally, Tommy, and Harry have just about returned to being their blasé, uncaring selves just as Dick joins them on the roof, bursting with news about how he's just managed to escape death's clutches in a car accident. Now Dick's found a new love for life, but he's still the odd man out.</desc>
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    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thi</desc>
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    <title>Episode I: The Baby Menace - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.</desc>
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    <title>Dick for Tat - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After he learns that Mary once had a fling with Dr. Strudwick, Dick determines that he must retaliate -- but he has to convince Mrs. Strudwick to take part in his plan.</desc>
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    <title>The Fifth Solomon - S05E03</title>
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    <desc>After seeing Mary and Nina drooling over a photo of Harrison Ford, Dick looks into the possibility of undergoing plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Harry has his outlook changed after the surgeon assesses his features and pronounces them perfect.</desc>
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    <desc>While Sally finds out about birth control and Dick learns about tipping, Tommy and Harry discover the rewards of panhandling.</desc>
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    <title>Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When he learns that Mary is seeing a therapist, Dick's paranoid about what she might be saying about him. Meanwhile, Tommy's intimidated about having sex with Alissa when he finds that it won't be her first experience. When Mary's rebellious niece Tiffany comes on to him, he is only to happy to dispose of his virginity -- and to inform Alissa he has solved "their" problem. (Can this be the end of Alissa?)</desc>
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    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns - S05E12</title>
    <desc>William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die!</desc>
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    <title>Rutherford Beauty - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Dick gets in trouble with Mary when he shares with her his compulsive erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally tries everyone's patience when she becomes a fanatical follower of a lifestyle guru a la Marta Stewart, and Mary asks her to cater her dinner party.</desc>
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    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
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    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
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    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
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    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
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    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
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    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
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    <desc>Jack's family loyalties are put to the test as Graem reveals his full involvement in the terrorist activities. Wayne convenes a meeting of his cabinet to discuss Lennox's drastic policies, while Sandra tends to an injured Walid. Morris receives some bad news about a relative, and McCarthy sets a trap designed to capture the man who can help Fayed build a new trigger for the nukes.</desc>
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    <desc>Jack tries to trace Morris's location, while Fayed uses harsh tactics to gain his cooperation. Lennox contemplates his resignation in the face of Wayne's rebuke, but Reed suggests an extreme course of action that may result in a change in leadership. Wayne meets with Assad and pressures him to publicly renounce terrorism.</desc>
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    <desc>Lennox tries desperately to escape from Reed as Wayne makes final preparations for his joint speech with Assad. Chloe continues to cover for Morris as Nadia becomes more suspicious. Jack meets with ex President Logan and learns that a lead to Gredenko's whereabouts may be located within the Russian consolate.</desc>
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    <desc>Vice-President Daniels assumes office in the wake of Wayne's injury and makes plans to implement his extreme security agenda. Lennox names the co-conspirators in the attack, but finds himself under Daniels' thumb. Meanwhile, Karen moves to insert herself back in her former job. Jack and Logan pay a visit to the Russian consulate, but Jack takes drastic action when Logan fails to learn Gredenko's location.</desc>
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    <desc>While Jack evades Russian security guards, Buchanan assigns a new agent, Mike Doyle, to raid the Russian consulate to capture Markov and rescue Jack.Logan calls on his estranged ex-wife in the hopes that she can help to defuse the brewing crisis between the U.S. and Russia.Gredenko prepares to strike at another target. Meanwhile, Daniels gives a Middle Eastern ambassador a strong ultimatum in order to gain his cooperation in the hunt for the remaining nukes.</desc>
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    <desc>Jack learns a devastating piece of news about Audrey upon his return to CTU.As a desperate Gredenko launches his strike, CTU learns that their systems have been compromised by a mole who is obstructing their efforts to find the drone.Karen finds a possible ally in Lennox as Daniels proceeds on his extreme course that will pit the U.S. against the Middle East.</desc>
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    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
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    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
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    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
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    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
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    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
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    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
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    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
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    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
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    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
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    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
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    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
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    <title>I Heart Connecticut - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Liz and Kenneth try to locate Tracy in the city before "TGS" is canceled. Meanwhile Pete, feeling emasculated, challenges the writers and crew to a contest of strength and Jenna shoots a horror film in Connecticut.</desc>
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    <title>100 (1) / 100 (2) - S05E20</title>
    <desc>With "TGS" facing imminent cancelation, Jack asks Hank Hooper to allow them to do their 100th episode as a final chance to prove they deserve a place on the air. Amidst the chaos of show preparation, Jack starts doubting a key decision in his life, and Jenna contemplates motherhood.</desc>
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    <title>Everything Sunny All the Time Always - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Liz realizes that she needs to take control of her personal life by fixing up her dream apartment, but she encounters an obstacle along the way. Meanwhile, Jack has his own problems to deal with when Avery is taken as a hostage. Elsewhere, Tracy finds out that Kenneth, Dotcom, and Grizz have bonded in his absence.</desc>
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    <title>Respawn - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Tracy interrupts Liz's summer vacation. Meanwhile Jack feels lonely and turns to Kenneth, while Jenna must choose between being the Wool Council spokeswoman and her relationship with Paul.</desc>
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    <title>Dance Like Nobody's Watching - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Tracy becomes frustrated in his attempts to anger Liz. Jack questions the family value of the network's new talent competition and Kenneth awaits the Rapture.</desc>
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    <title>Idiots Are People Two! - S06E02</title>
    <desc>An offensive rant by Tracy is leaked online. Jack disapproves of Liz's new boyfriend, and the Best Friends Gang is reunited when Kenneth and Jenna call on Kelsey Grammer for help.</desc>
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    <title>Idiots Are People Three! - S06E03</title>
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    <title>The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Liz looks for a new best friend after discovering that Jenna has traded their friendship for fame. Tracy contemplates mortality as Dotcom and Grizz scramble to show him that life is still worth living. Meanwhile, Jack decides to end the page program in order to impress Hank Hooper.</desc>
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    <title>Today You Are a Man - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jack and Liz battle over her employment contract. Kenneth is reassigned after being offended by his coworkers at TGS, and Tracy and Jenna's accountant hires them as entertainment at a bar mitzvah.</desc>
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    <title>Hey, Baby, What's Wrong? (1) / Hey, Baby, What's Wrong? (2) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Criss and Liz decide to celebrate Valentine's Day, but they need to buy a dining room table first. Jack entertains his mother-in-law, Diana, as Jenna frantically looks to Pete to fill in last-minute as the producer of her first live performance on "America's Kidz Got Singing." Back at the office, Tracy and Frank try to help Lutz find someone to spend Valentine's with.</desc>
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    <title>The Tuxedo Begins - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Fed up with New York City after being mugged, Jack sets out to protect the safety of the city's elite by announcing his run for mayor. Meanwhile, Liz revels in sacrificing the good of the city to look out for her own interests, and Jenna and Paul are thrilled by the perversion of acting like a normal couple.</desc>
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    <title>Leap Day - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Jack learns to appreciate Leap Day while Tracy takes the writers to a restaurant to spend an almost-expired gift card. Liz helps Jenna seduce a billionaire online.</desc>
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    <title>Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky - S06E10</title>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
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    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Killer or Saviours - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Pack Hunters - S01E05</title>
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    <title>One Hit Wonders - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Stop! Danger Ahead - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Best Left Alone - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Are They For Real? - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Stealth Hunters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Brazilian yellow scorpion is one of the species' most venomous, but a tiny, parasite-bearing snail has a much bigger and more devastating effect.</desc>
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    <title>Killers: Myth or Reality? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The dive-bombing harpy eagle feeds on monkeys and wild pigs, while the maned wolf is more the victim of bad PR than an actual threat.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Countdown - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The top 11 "fearsome finalists" from previous episodes, including bugs, bats, spiders and snakes, battle it out for the No. 1 spot.</desc>
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    <title>Speak Now or Hold Your Peace - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Jasmine finds keepsakes from Gino's exes, making her spiral. Rob begs for Sophie's forgiveness. Justin wants Nikki to dress more conservatively. Manuel refuses to share his personal life with Ashley. Nick surprises Devin. Clayton's sister grills Anali.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Take One Another? - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Rob grovels and surprises Sophie with a trip. Jasmine goes ballistic over Gino's bachelor party. Justin's mom has a hard time embracing Nikki. Devin and Nick land stateside. Manuel confronts Ashley on her coffee consumption. Anali is torn between her mom and Clayton.</desc>
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    <title>To Have And To Hold - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Nikki learns Justin slept with other women during their relationship. Sophie reveals her big secret. Manuel and Ashley disagree on finances. Devin's family is taken aback by Nick's nickname for her. Citra's father has strict guidelines for her and Sam.</desc>
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    <title>For Better Or For Worse - S10E10</title>
    <desc>Gino surprises Jasmine with a trip to get back on her good side after the strip club fiasco. Sophie thinks Rob is being cheap while they ring shop. Sam and Citra reunite. Nikki breaks down after Justin's shocking news. Anali struggles with her isolated life with Clayton.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004036 +0000" stop="20261008012232 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God Complex - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After a disappointing discovery, Clarke and Abby question how far they're willing to go. Meanwhile, Jaha finds a lead to the mysterious Second Dawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012232 +0000" stop="20261008020411 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DNR - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jasper and Bellamy go on a quest. Meanwhile, Clarke struggles to keep the peace after word of Jaha's discovery spreads.</desc>
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    <title>Die All, Die Merrily - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Octavia fights in the final battle for her people's survival, but not everyone is willing to play fair.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Side - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Clarke faces the consequences of her fateful choice.</desc>
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    <title>The Chosen - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jaha and Kane disagree over how to handle their grim reality. Meanwhile, Clarke leads a group to save a friend.</desc>
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    <title>Praimfaya - S04E13</title>
    <desc>It's a race against the end of the world as Praimfaya arrives forcing our heroes to make impossible decisions to ensure their survival.</desc>
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    <title>Eden - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke struggles to survive on a desolate, scorched earth while her friends in space come across a long-awaited beacon of hope.</desc>
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    <title>Red Queen - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Octavia is forced to take guidance from an unlikely ally when the future of the bunker and all those inside it is jeopardized.</desc>
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    <title>Sleeping Giants - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Bellamy leads the charge investigating a potential way home. Meanwhile, Clarke and Madi deal with the new, uncertain threat to their home.</desc>
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    <title>Pandora's Box - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Our Heroes are forced to rely on the help of Shallow Valley's dangerous new inhabitants in order to save some of their own, with surprising results.</desc>
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    <title>The Wheel of Misfortune - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra become contestants on ""Wheel of Fortune"" and wind up competing against each other.</desc>
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    <title>Mary Nightingale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lester comes home from work sick, with the assumption that he has the flu. Using a bell that Sandra gives him, he drives Mary crazy with his demands for ""water"" and ""celery salt"" for his soup. She just assumes that he is being a big baby. Asking Brenda to watch Lester for a little while, Mary goes shopping and gets a pedicure and manicure (something she was not able to do earlier with Pearl and Rose). When she returns, Lester is being carried into an ambulance because he has appendicitis and needs to go to the hospital.
Mary is worried to death because she can't see Lester in the operating room, so she sneaks in. The operation is OK.</desc>
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    <title>Washington Affair - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary invites Sandra and her date, an eligible Congressman, to a dinner for Brenda's teacher who is attracted to the legislator.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Manhunt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Sandra sees her neighbors (a married couple) interact with each other and with their daughter, Sandra decides that she wants a husband and a child. She goes out on a series of dates which end in disaster becasue of Sandra's openness about wanting to be married and have a child.
She finally decides that since she can't find a suitable husband that she'll just get artificially insiminated. Mary and Rose try talk her out of it. But nothing is more of a rude awakening than when Sandra witnesses Cathy going into labor and she sees how Jim was there for her every step of the way. Then Mary and Lester talk about the night Brenda was born and how they really needed each other then.
Sandra changes her mind and decides that when she does have a baby she would like to be married so she can have a husband that loves her and loves their child.</desc>
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    <title>Temptations - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mary is in charge of the church's charity show, and it's like divine providence when the Temptations show up at her door.</desc>
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    <title>Pillow Talk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra sees a pillow that Mary is making for Brenda, she is impressed. She tells Mary that they could go into business and make lots of money. So Mary agrees to a 50/50 deal with Sandra.
Eventually, things become too overwhelming for Mary as she is the one doing all the work and Sandra is the one eating expensive lunches and arranging buyers. Mary insists that she go on the next business lunch with Sandra, and the buer requests 10,000 pillows for his stores. Mary admits to him that they are a small company and they make a deal, with him as a third partner, to build a factory.
He decides to build the factory in Taiwan, minus Sandra and Mary. In the end, Sandra ends up owing Mary money because she spent all of the profits.</desc>
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    <title>Come Into My Parlor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brenda meets a cute boy she decides to invite him to her party Saturday night. After getting permission to actually have the party, she then hears Sandra tell a story about how when she was young and wanted to get to know a boy better, she would ""mistakenly"" tell him the wrong day of the party.
Brenda tries the idea and invites Ken over for Friday night instead, hoping that when he gets there he will meet her parents and stay for dinner. But Mary and Lester decide to go out to eat and are not home when Ken arrives.
Brenda decides to let him come in anyway, just to have a drink, but then Calvin shows up to drop off chairs for the party. When she tells them they need to leave, Mary and Lester arrive home and the boys hide.
Mary and Lester eventually catch the boys in the house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031152 +0000" stop="20261008033557 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Calvin's dad comes to visit D.C. He and Calvin have fun going to basketball games and going to see the Blue Angels fly. Because he and his grandma have been arguing a lot lately, Calvin makes the decision to live with his dad in Iceland, thinking it would be more fun than living in D.C.
Pearl is sad about it but doesn't want to show it too much. Mary throws Calvin a going away party, and after he hears what nice things every one has to say about him, he realizes that he has more ""family"" than he thought and decides to stay in D.C.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033557 +0000" stop="20261008040002 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author, Author - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sandra is writing a romance novel whose characters resemble the residents of 227: Marie, Rosita, and Pearlie Mae. With Mary up against Emma Johnson for the presidency of the Ladies' Auxiliary, she becomes nervous when Emma receives a copy of Sandra's book.
She and the Rev. come to the Jenkins' home when Sandra drops by and gives Emma the newest chapter of her book, introducing a new character: Emily (who resembles Emma). Emma changes her mind about blabbing to the Rev. and resigns from the running for president. Mary becomes president.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040002 +0000" stop="20261008042407 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matchmakers - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rose tries a video-dating service, but wonders if she can live up to the image Sandra creates for her.</desc>
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    <title>The Handwriting on the Wall - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Rose come home from the movie theater, they see JoJo spray painting his gang tag underneath Pearl's window. Pearl hits him with her pillow, Rose grabs the spray can and accidentally sprays his shirt, and Mary grabs hims, but tries to talk sense into him.
JoJo tells his mother everything that happened, while leaving out the part about him spray painting on the building. They decide to sue the ladies, and use Sandra as a witness, who was in the car on a date.
When they get in court, his mother and the Judge eventually find out the truth and JoJo is made to clean up his damage. His mother apologizes to the ladies and the ladies are fined 10 cents each.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044816 +0000" stop="20261008051220 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Choice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lester has a chance to do a big project and give a friend who's out of work a job. But things change when he learns that the company whom he'll be working for sponsors apartheid. So he has to choose which is more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051220 +0000" stop="20261008053634 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Job - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Ms. clark uses her feminine wiles to get Brenda a part-time job at Billy Bob's Burgers, Brenda's parents are divided: she wants Brenda to study full time, while he is delighted at her new sense of responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Far From the Tree - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra is very upset when she learns that her mother is coming to visit. She feels as though her mother doesn't love her because she is so different from her ""normal"" siblings and family members. Sandra changes her appearance to look ""dull"" because she thinks that is what her mother willl approve of.
That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060039 +0000" stop="20261008062444 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toyland - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mary and Lester go to a toy store to purchase toys for kids in the hospital. When they get there, the guy lets them in even though the sign on the door says closed. The Jenkins discover that he is attempting to rob the place.
Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062444 +0000" stop="20261008064850 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The IRS audits Mary and Lester. At a diner, Mary gets into an argument with a man whose views on women are old-fashioned and clash with Mary's views. She goes as far as to insult his mother.
When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064850 +0000" stop="20261008071254 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071254 +0000" stop="20261008073659 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001133 +0000" stop="20261008005426 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck, Bothered and Bewildered - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Upon her return to shore, Athena’s son, Harry, finds himself in trouble with the law. Meanwhile, Buck grows envious as Eddie forms a close bond with someone else, and the 118 rescue a woman who’s stuck on receiving a rose at an iconic mansion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005426 +0000" stop="20261008013709 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Me - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Hen and Karen welcome a new addition to their family, while a call unfolds involving a person’s limb that’s taken on a mind of its own. Meanwhile, Eddie and Marisol take a closer look at their relationship, and Buck navigates his new feelings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013709 +0000" stop="20261008021956 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Groom - S07E06</title>
    <desc>After years of anticipation, Maddie and Chimney’s long-awaited wedding day arrives. However, when the groom mysteriously vanishes, the 118 races against time to ensure he doesn’t miss the most crucial day of his life.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost of a Second Chance - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Athena investigate a case surrounding an abducted mother and child as Hen and Karen learn more about Mara’s family history. Meanwhile, Eddie grapples with unresolved feelings for someone from his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030213 +0000" stop="20261008034459 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step Nine - S07E08</title>
    <desc>After a victim of the apartment fire that changed Bobby’s life resurfaces, he searches to make amends. Driven by his need to right past wrongs, Bobby delves deep into memories of his childhood, unearthing moments from his fractured past.</desc>
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    <title>Ashes, Ashes - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 and Tommy are presented with the Medal of Valor for their work on the cruise ship rescue. Meanwhile, Hen and Karen encounter an unforeseen hurdle in their foster care journey, while Eddie’s emotional affair develops further.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042752 +0000" stop="20261008051032 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Fall Down - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Following the devastating fire at the Nash home, Bobby’s fate remains uncertain, while Athena embarks on a mission to uncover the truth. Hen and Karen engage in a heated custody battle, while Christopher grapples with forgiving Eddie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051032 +0000" stop="20261008055326 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzzkill - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The 118 team battles an “un-bee-lievable” emergency when a trailer with millions of bees crashes on the streets of Los Angeles, unleashing a swarm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055326 +0000" stop="20261008063623 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Boeing Gets Tough… - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Athena is tasked with safely delivering a prisoner to testify on a high-profile case. Meanwhile, a light plane is hit by a swarm of bees and sent careening into a passenger plane.</desc>
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    <title>Final Approach - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Athena’s only chance of surviving and saving everyone on the flight is to attempt to land the plane before it crashes and call on the 118 for help.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015914 +0000" stop="20261008022526 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025131 +0000" stop="20261008031741 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031741 +0000" stop="20261008034344 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034344 +0000" stop="20261008040907 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043516 +0000" stop="20261008050109 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050109 +0000" stop="20261008052712 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052712 +0000" stop="20261008055317 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055317 +0000" stop="20261008061926 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061926 +0000" stop="20261008064530 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064530 +0000" stop="20261008073800 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Paper Hangers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>To pay back rent, Bud and Lou attempt to wallpaper an apartment. Later, as waiters in a restaurant, they brawl with hoodlums.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000406 +0000" stop="20261008003302 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003302 +0000" stop="20261008010146 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010146 +0000" stop="20261008013116 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013116 +0000" stop="20261008015917 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>France - S01E03</title>
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    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Cas Holman: Design for Play - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Christoph Niemann: Illustration - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Tinker Hatfield: Footwear Design - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Es Devlin: Stage Design - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Bjarke Ingels: Architecture - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Ralph Gilles: Automotive Design - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Paula Scher: Graphic Design - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Platon: Photography - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Platon’s fearless portraits capture the souls of world leaders and ordinary people. A shoot with Gen. Colin Powell provides a window into his process.</desc>
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    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
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    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
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    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
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    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051205 +0000" stop="20261008053131 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063024 +0000" stop="20261008065014 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
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    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
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    <title>The Flannelsexual - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Guinea Pygmalion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When the family pet guinea pig swallows an eraser, Jim is forced to pay for an expensive operation.</desc>
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    <title>Hoosier Daddy - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Good Grief - S06E05</title>
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    <title>All the Rage - S06E06</title>
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    <title>Cheryl Gone Wild - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Deliverance - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Dana gets into premature labor, and Ryan isn't able to come and deliver the baby because he is delivering a celebrity's baby, Jim has to be the one to deliver Dana's baby.</desc>
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    <title>Dino-Mite - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana allow Jim and Ryan to take care of the kids and baby Tanner while they are out, things get out of control. Jim takes everyone to the museum and everything goes great until the Tyrannosaurus Rex display ends up destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>Separate Ways - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Ryan is away, Dana and baby Tanner are staying at Jim and Cheryl's, until Jim starts complaining about the presence of the baby, so Cheryl wants him to stay at Andy's for a while. While Jim and Andy enjoy their male bonding, Cheryl and Dana are enjoying their time together too. At least, until Ryan returns.</desc>
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    <title>In Case of Jimergency - S06E11</title>
    <desc>After an argument with a claims representative about his bill, Jim's health insurance is canceled, and Jim decides to hide the truth from Cheryl, until she ends up sick and he gets her cold.</desc>
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    <title>Coach Jim - S06E12</title>
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    <title>At-Bat - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad softball game advice to Kyle turns to be Jim's worst nightmare when an Ghost of Andy visits him to show him the Adult Kyle's life as a loser.</desc>
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    <title>What Lies Beneath - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, which causes headaches to Jim, because he bought a fake wedding ring as a replacement a long time ago so Cheryl wouldn't notice he lost it.</desc>
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    <title>The Grill II - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim end up in a war after Andy tries to sell him a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Devlin in Disguise - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After Tim and Cindy Devlin's sudden divorce announcement, Andy starts spending time with Cindy, which turns into a relationship, and an urge for Cheryl and Jim to break them up.</desc>
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    <title>Any Man of Mine - S06E17</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid attending another musical with Cheryl, Jim finds a gay man to accompany her.</desc>
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    <title>Jim's Birthday - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Jim Almighty - S07E01</title>
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    <title>The Hot Wife - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl feels down when she can't use her sexuality to get a dinner table at a restaurant, so Jim tries to cheer her up by writing letter as a 'water delivery guy', but his plan soon makes Jim doubt if Cheryl is attracted to him or the delivery guy.</desc>
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    <title>Safety Last - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge during his morning jog, Jim is head-butted by a bull on a side road. While Cheryl learns that one can't anticipate every danger out there, Jim realizes that he's willing to do whatever it takes to make his family feel secure.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect Fight - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home without the kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim's choice of pastries causes a spat which morphs into an all-out food fight. The next day they laugh off the night's argument; Jim is thrilled that they don't seem to have to talk things out. But then Andy, who's out for revenge on Jim for coaxing his kids to play pranks on him, counsels Cheryl to really dissect and analyze her marital arguments.</desc>
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    <title>Cheryl Goes to Florida - S07E05</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is out of town to take care of her mother, Jim has to take care of their kids, and he receives sympathy from a neighborhood mom. Soon, other moms start helping Jim, and he tells each one that she's the only help in the house.</desc>
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    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003723 +0000" stop="20261008010002 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
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    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012237 +0000" stop="20261008014505 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014505 +0000" stop="20261008020740 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020740 +0000" stop="20261008023020 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023020 +0000" stop="20261008025243 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025243 +0000" stop="20261008031512 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033749 +0000" stop="20261008040029 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040029 +0000" stop="20261008042258 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042258 +0000" stop="20261008044525 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044525 +0000" stop="20261008050820 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050820 +0000" stop="20261008053040 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053040 +0000" stop="20261008055308 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055308 +0000" stop="20261008061530 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061530 +0000" stop="20261008063752 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063752 +0000" stop="20261008070045 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070045 +0000" stop="20261008072345 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072345 +0000" stop="20261008074628 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001321 +0000" stop="20261008002922 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002922 +0000" stop="20261008004514 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004514 +0000" stop="20261008010111 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010111 +0000" stop="20261008011703 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011703 +0000" stop="20261008013255 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013255 +0000" stop="20261008014848 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014848 +0000" stop="20261008020440 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020440 +0000" stop="20261008023414 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023414 +0000" stop="20261008025739 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025739 +0000" stop="20261008032722 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032722 +0000" stop="20261008035634 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035634 +0000" stop="20261008042601 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042601 +0000" stop="20261008045601 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045601 +0000" stop="20261008052508 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052508 +0000" stop="20261008055439 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055439 +0000" stop="20261008062019 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062019 +0000" stop="20261008064556 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064556 +0000" stop="20261008071137 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071137 +0000" stop="20261008073714 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001928 +0000" stop="20261008004357 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004357 +0000" stop="20261008010827 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010827 +0000" stop="20261008013257 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013257 +0000" stop="20261008015727 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015727 +0000" stop="20261008022156 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022156 +0000" stop="20261008024627 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024627 +0000" stop="20261008031058 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031058 +0000" stop="20261008033527 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033527 +0000" stop="20261008035958 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035958 +0000" stop="20261008042427 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042427 +0000" stop="20261008044858 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044858 +0000" stop="20261008051329 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
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    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Citizens All - S04E14</title>
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    <title>The Princess and the Pig - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A disturbance call leads the officers to a nightclub where a singer named Kathy is strung out on drugs, and clings to Reed on the way to the hospital, telling him someone is trying to kill her and give her drugs. Narcotic detectives decide to assign Reed undercover as an AWOL soldier with a large stash of heroin to sell. Reed makes a deal, but Kathy blows his cover, and Malloy saves his partner from being killed and helps bring down the dealers.</desc>
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    <title>The Tip - S04E16</title>
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    <title>The Parole Violator - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy doesn't believe that the best player on the rec-league basketball team he coaches is back on drugs, even in the face of evidence that suggests otherwise. Meanwhile on their beat, Malloy and Reed must find a hit-and-run driver who struck a child and pull over a traffic violator whose passenger is belligerent (and wanted).</desc>
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    <title>Adoption - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate when a college football locker room is ransacked, and uncover systematic use of performance-enhancing drugs. They also investigate parents who dispute their maid's report that their baby is missing, arrest a prowler who is suspiciously allowed into a home by his female accuser, and get involved in a high-speed chase that resulted from a domestic disturbance.</desc>
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    <title>Mary Hong Loves Tommy Chen - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A young girl from Chinatown is ordered by her father to withhold information from Malloy and Reed regarding her boyfriend, an undercover cop left in a coma after investigating a potential attack on a Chinese elders' association. Meanwhile, the officers also encounter a middle-aged marijuana user and a cross-dressing criminal who leads them to a counterfeit money ring while trying to pay his lawyer.</desc>
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    <title>Sub-Station - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are temporarily assigned to a police sub-station at LAX. While there, they deal with a hostage situation between a flight attendant and a man desperate for the attention of a television producer, go undercover to intercept a drug shipment from Toledo, Ohio, and prevent a rape suspect from escaping on an outbound flight.</desc>
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    <title>Back-Up One L-20 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy tries to prove Sgt. MacDonald's innocence when he accidentally hits and kills a jaywalker while driving his police cruiser. Every witness on the sidewalk claims she was in the crosswalk, and the burglary suspect MacDonald is transporting is unmotivated to testify on his behalf. The truth proves to be far more complicated than the officers realized.</desc>
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    <title>Who Won? - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed work to curtail the rise in illegal street racing by working with the leaders of rival racing clubs and obtaining the legitimate use of a drag strip through a race promoter. Their work is threatened, along with an anticipated race between Reed and Officer Wells, when one of the racers resorts to sabotage.</desc>
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    <title>Eyewitness - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are searching for a missing six-year-old boy and they believe a elderly witness' inaccurate account may actually be for a different crime. They also respond to a suspicious dog complaint, a domestic dispute over a husband's desire to watch football, a college prank, and search a train station with a police helicopter for fleeing robbery suspects.</desc>
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    <title>The Wednesday Warrior - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reed is worried when his friend, an electrical engineer, is made a reserve police officer and ends up being partnered with Officer Wells. Malloy and Reed have to contend with illegal campers, a couple driving a stolen car, and help Wells and his new partner chase down a heavily-armed bank robber who forces innocent people to participate in his crimes.</desc>
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    <title>Dirt Duel - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A series of purse snatchings involving motorcyclists is causing problems with the police, as they cannot follow them down the off-road trails they take. Reed holds a community meeting with the various motorcycle clubs (one of which is suspected in the snatchings), but one of the club leaders challenges Malloy to a race on one of the off-trails. Reed teaches Malloy the secrets of off-road cycling, however Malloy loses the race but gains the respect of the club's leader, who helps them apprehend the suspects by blocking their escape route after another crime.</desc>
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    <title>The Late Baby - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy goes on a date with Officer Wells' niece, and Malloy learns just how over-protective her uncle is. Patrol calls include a prowler in a heavily wooded neighborhood, a flower vendor with a stack of unpaid tickets, check on a suspicious gardener, and a high-speed pursuit with a green Corvette leads to an unexpected ending.</desc>
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    <title>Airdrop - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are patrolling the countryside around Los Angeles (and finishing up a call on a drunk driver) when a girl on horseback alerts them to a small plane that landed in a secluded area. When the officers investigate, a Jeep is seen leaving the area and the pilot has an excuse for his landing there. Malloy and Reed find out from Detectives and DEA agent Edwards that a Mexican smuggling ring is behind the landings, with the pilot instructed to "play dumb" if caught. The officers find the pilot and trace the Jeep's location, whereupon the detectives and DEA bring down the entire smuggling operation after tracking the Jeep to the landing area.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Found - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy rush 8-year old Jimmy to Rampart Emergency Hospital with an as yet undiagnosed illness. Upon arrival, the immediate conclusion, and diagnosis are the same: Diabetes.

Scared of the hospital, Jimmy runs off, and it's up to Reed and Malloy to find him before he goes into a diabetic coma. They follow the only lead they have, to the one happy place he was before the attack began, at the pet store, to buy a puppy.

Elsewhere, Malloy's new girlfriend Cathy mans a hospital telephone hotline which is about to go under due to lack of funds. One call has her worried, that from Sherry, a 15-year old junkie threatening suicide to escape her troubled life. Sherry won't discloes where she is while she takes some "reds," supplied by her similary junike mother.

Malloy and Reed need to find her fast, before she OD's.

NOTE: This episode is a crossover with "Emergency!", featuring Doctor Bracket and Nurse McCall but also featuring cameos of Dr. Early and Firemen Gage and DeSoto.</desc>
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    <title>Training Wheels - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The officers undergo their driver refresher courses to hone their pursuit and driving skills, but a rash of car strippers brings about a new approach suggested by Officer Wells: going undercover as paperboys riding bicycles to find the thieves. Hilarity ensues; Wells wrecks his bicycle that belonged to a young girl, Malloy deals with an irate newspaper customer, and Reed and Malloy pull over a VW Microbus on a traffic violation where the driver's parrot chanted "Down with Pigs!", but the tactics work and the officers break up the car stripping ring.</desc>
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    <title>Badge Heavy - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Officer Charlie Burnside pulls a prank on Officer Albert Porter, a friend of Reed's, who does not take the joke, and Porter lets Reed know that he feels Burnside is being a little "badge heavy" (rough) on his suspects. After dealing with an inept would-be robber whose car won't start, Malloy and Reed are handling backup on a call when Reed observes Burnside choke a suspect. Reed reports it but nothing is done by the Captain because the victim wouldn't admit Burnside was the aggressor. Burnside turns cocky on Reed saying he has "an ace in the hole" and that Reed was mad about the prank he pulled on Porter. During a foot pursuit of two robbers, Burnside got to one of them and this results in charges brought against the officer, who confronts Reed but this time the other officers back Reed.</desc>
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    <title>Harry Nobody - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A hotel janitor (and wino) named Harry witnesses a murder in a hotel room, but refuses to talk until Reed shows him compassion and respect, both of which are lacking from his family and friends, but his testimony is clouded by his alcoholic past. Malloy relives his childhood by telling the story of his chaperoning a junior high dance.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
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    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
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    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
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    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
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    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044959 +0000" stop="20261008050800 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050800 +0000" stop="20261008052704 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052704 +0000" stop="20261008054503 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054503 +0000" stop="20261008060518 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake and Fionna - S09E12</title>
    <desc>At a Fionna and Cake book reading by Ice King, an old woman claiming to be Fionna arrives with a tape of an early Fionna and Cake adventure. Ice King is enamored and invites her to stay with him.</desc>
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    <title>Whispers - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Fern encounter Sweet P, who was running away from home after having a nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Three Buckets - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Fern reveals his ability to change his appearance to look just like Finn. Impressed, Finn joins Fern to a dungeon hidden away in a mountain.</desc>
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    <title>The Wild Hunt - S10E01</title>
    <desc>A fierce creature is terrorizing the Candy Kingdom but before Finn can slay the beast, he must first overcome a guilty conscience.</desc>
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    <title>Always BMO Closing - S10E02</title>
    <desc>BMO and Ice King hit the road as door to door salesmen and stumble upon an irresistible opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>Son of Rap Bear - S10E03</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess is coaxed into a high stakes battle against the indomitable Son of Rap Bear, Finn must help her search for a new strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnibel Bubblegum - S10E04</title>
    <desc>A long lost artifact causes Princess Bubblegum to harken back to the creation of the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Seventeen - S10E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious knight crashes Finn's birthday bash and presents him with a dangerous gift.</desc>
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    <title>Ring of Fire - S10E06</title>
    <desc>When an old flame comes calling on urgent business, Tree Trunks reconsiders both her wild past and her tranquil present.</desc>
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    <title>Marcy &amp; Hunson - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Hunson Abadeer returns to Ooo to bond with his daughter Marceline, but will he be able to prove he's changed his soul-sucking ways?</desc>
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    <title>The First Investigation - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are tasked with investigating reports of a haunting at Joshua and Margaret's old office.</desc>
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    <title>Blenanas - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Finn's latest literary work meets with only derision, so he sets out to prove all the naysayers wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Starchild - S10E10</title>
    <desc>In order to fulfill his grand destiny, Jake is spirited away by a strangely familiar shape-shifting alien.</desc>
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    <title>Temple of Mars - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Searching for answers on Mars, Finn and Jermaine discover that they must first survive a cunning Martian mental trap.</desc>
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    <title>Gumbaldia - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake, as ambassadors of the Candy Kingdom, travel to a powerful new city-state in a last ditch effort to stave off war.</desc>
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    <title>Come Along With Me - S10E13</title>
    <desc>BMO narrates the Great Gum War in which Princess Bubblegum, Finn, Jake, Lady Rainicorn, Marceline, Flame Princess, Lemongrab, Huntress Wizard and Lumpy Space Princess band together to battle Gumbald and his army.</desc>
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    <title>Slumber Party Panic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Princess Bubblegum must protect the Candy Kingdom from a horde of candy zombies they accidentally created.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble in Lumpy Space - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Finn must travel to Lumpy Space to find a cure that will save Jake, who was accidentally bitten by Lumpy Space Princess at a tea party.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoners of Love - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When the Ice King kidnaps a number of princesses he sees as potential brides, Finn and Jake team with the prisoners to set everybody free.</desc>
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    <title>Tree Trunks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake join Tree Trunks in search for the rare Crystal Gem Apple, but question whether Tree Trunks has what it takes to adventure.</desc>
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    <title>The Enchiridion! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go on a quest for a magical book that would prove them worthy of being righteous heroes.</desc>
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    <title>The Jiggler - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A jiggly creature attracted by Finn's auto-tuned singing follows Finn and Jake home but soon feels ill effects of separation from its family.</desc>
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    <title>Ricardio the Heart Guy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a Heart Guy named Ricardio comes to Candy Kingdom, Finn gets really jealous and finds a way to get him out of the Land of Ooo.</desc>
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    <title>Business Time - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Finn and Jake discover a group of businessmen frozen in an iceberg, the duo thaws them and hires them to help with their adventures.</desc>
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    <title>My Two Favorite People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jake's plan to spend time with both Lady Rainicorn and Finn backfires.</desc>
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    <title>Memories of Boom Boom Mountain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Finn reflects on an upsetting experience in his past and pledges to help everyone in town, but this proves more difficult than imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Wizard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake temporarily get magic powers from an evil wizard, but are tricked into helping stop a comet.</desc>
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    <title>Evicted! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake search the land of Ooo for a new home after Marceline claims the duo's treehouse as her own.</desc>
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    <title>City of Thieves - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go off to face a thief king who has been stealing from little girls.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch's Garden - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake consider breaking up after a witch strips Jake of his powers.</desc>
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    <title>What is Life? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a pie-throwing robot to life, but the machine begins to long for a more fulfilling existence.</desc>
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    <title>Ocean of Fear - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Finn struggles to overcome his fear of the ocean.</desc>
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    <title>When Wedding Bells Thaw - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Ice King gets married but not before he convinces Finn and Jake to throw him a manlorette party.</desc>
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    <title>Dungeon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Finn's headstrong decision to explore a dungeon in defiance of Jake's warnings leads to a dangerous escapade.</desc>
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    <title>The Duke - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Finn must tell the truth when he accidentally turns Princess Bubblegum bald and green and blames the Duke of Nuts.</desc>
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    <title>Freak City - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After being transformed into a foot, Finn joins forces with a band of misfits to make things right.</desc>
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    <title>Donny - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to help an obnoxious grass ogre named Donny develop better social skills, only to find out Donny's jerky behavior protects the house people from the why-wolves, which eat the house people.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
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    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
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    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
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    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
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    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
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    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
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    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
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    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
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    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
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    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
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    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
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    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
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    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
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    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
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    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
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    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
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    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
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    <title>The Crimson Avenger - S02E06</title>
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    <title>A Hard Dazed Knight - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Do Unto Ogres - S02E08</title>
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    <title>For Whom the Spell Holds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Zummi experiments with advanced magic gets himself into trouble, when he released an evil wizard.</desc>
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    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
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    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061240 +0000" stop="20261008063546 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063546 +0000" stop="20261008065852 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065852 +0000" stop="20261008072157 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072157 +0000" stop="20261008073318 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073318 +0000" stop="20261008074507 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074507 +0000" stop="20261008075628 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000252 +0000" stop="20261008002610 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002610 +0000" stop="20261008004937 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004937 +0000" stop="20261008011300 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011300 +0000" stop="20261008013604 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013604 +0000" stop="20261008015933 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015933 +0000" stop="20261008022251 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022251 +0000" stop="20261008024620 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024620 +0000" stop="20261008031008 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031008 +0000" stop="20261008033341 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033341 +0000" stop="20261008035712 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035712 +0000" stop="20261008042040 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042040 +0000" stop="20261008044358 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044358 +0000" stop="20261008050707 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050707 +0000" stop="20261008053038 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053038 +0000" stop="20261008055348 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055348 +0000" stop="20261008061719 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061719 +0000" stop="20261008070144 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070144 +0000" stop="20261008074632 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074632 +0000" stop="20261008075729 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002335 +0000" stop="20261008005051 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Neighbor - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Ozzie recalls the time when Doc Williams moved into the neighborhood and how the two men didn't exactly get off to a flying start in their relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005051 +0000" stop="20261008011644 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird's Nest - S02E34</title>
    <desc>The rain trough along the Nelson roof is in need of repair. So Ozzie and the boys start to work, but they stop when they find a robin has built a nest in the gutter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011644 +0000" stop="20261008014345 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend of the Family - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Harriet writes to 'Aunt Martha', who gives advice through her 'A Friend of the Family' column in the local newspaper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014345 +0000" stop="20261008021045 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tuxedo for David - S02E36</title>
    <desc>David is excited about an upcoming dance and it's going to be formal. But Ozzie thinks buying his son a new tuxedo is too expensive so carious options are explored. Ozzie discusses it with Thorny whose boy Will also needs a tux.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021045 +0000" stop="20261008023726 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Painter - S02E37</title>
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  <programme start="20261008023726 +0000" stop="20261008030425 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Economy - S02E38</title>
    <desc>After giving David a lecture on saving his money, Ozzie and Thorny indulge in some impulsive buying at the local sporting goods store.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030425 +0000" stop="20261008033140 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Swimming Pool - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the neighborhood wants to use Ozzie's new backyard pool. The trouble is - it hasn't been built, yet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033140 +0000" stop="20261008035745 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Anniversary - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet are planning a night out for their anniversary but Ricky wants them to chaperone his party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035745 +0000" stop="20261008042512 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Ties - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In order to make closet space, Harriet insists Ozzie get rid of his multitude of neckties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042512 +0000" stop="20261008045151 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Furnace - S03E03</title>
    <desc>It's hot versus cold, as Ozzie and Harriet battle over setting the furnace's thermostat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045151 +0000" stop="20261008051912 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Load of Gravel - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Thorny orders a load of gravel but it gets dumped by mistake into the Nelsons' driveway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051912 +0000" stop="20261008054558 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Usher - S03E05</title>
    <desc>David is forced to compete with a pal for a job as a theatre usher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054558 +0000" stop="20261008061242 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Come as You Are Party - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet are invited to a "Come as You Are" party by one of their neighbors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061242 +0000" stop="20261008063916 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally Dipple's Garage Door - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Nelsons' neighbor invents an automatic garage door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063916 +0000" stop="20261008070624 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Bolt - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ozzie finds an odd shaped bolt inside a box of junk he keeps in a drawer. When Ricky questions what the bolt belongs to, Ozzie begins a series of fix-it projects in which he believes the bolt had fallen off of. Soon Ozzie becomes obsessed with the bolt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070624 +0000" stop="20261008073320 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Inches - S03E09</title>
    <desc>David learns that he will receive the sum of $50 when he reaches Ozzie's height.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001305 +0000" stop="20261008003629 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003629 +0000" stop="20261008005953 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005953 +0000" stop="20261008012319 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012319 +0000" stop="20261008014645 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014645 +0000" stop="20261008021011 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021011 +0000" stop="20261008023336 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023336 +0000" stop="20261008025702 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025702 +0000" stop="20261008032028 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032028 +0000" stop="20261008034403 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034403 +0000" stop="20261008040739 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040739 +0000" stop="20261008043115 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043115 +0000" stop="20261008045500 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045500 +0000" stop="20261008051825 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051825 +0000" stop="20261008054204 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054204 +0000" stop="20261008060539 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060539 +0000" stop="20261008062915 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062915 +0000" stop="20261008065251 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065251 +0000" stop="20261008071627 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071627 +0000" stop="20261008074003 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001401 +0000" stop="20261008004010 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004010 +0000" stop="20261008010618 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010618 +0000" stop="20261008013228 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013228 +0000" stop="20261008015833 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015833 +0000" stop="20261008022440 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022440 +0000" stop="20261008025048 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025048 +0000" stop="20261008031654 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
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    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
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    <title>Disappearing Lois - S05E05</title>
    <desc>She'll get all the dirt. Lois goes undercover, posing as a housemaid to get a story on a notorious criminal.</desc>
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    <title>Money to Burn - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Hot news: The arson suspect in a big warehouse fir is...Perry White!</desc>
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    <title>The Town That Wasn't - S05E07</title>
    <desc>You can't locate it on a map. What's the secret behind a tiny, mysterious, out-of-the-way town?</desc>
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    <title>Close Shave - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A shave, a haircut, a new you, maybe a new life. A barber has an unusual influence on others.</desc>
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    <title>The Phony Alibi - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dialed in: An inventor's new creation gives crooks the ability to zoom themselves through telephone lines.</desc>
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    <title>The Prince Albert Coat - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Oops! A boy gives his grandpa's coat to charity, unaware it holds the man's life savings. Can Superman save the savings?</desc>
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    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
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    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050842 +0000" stop="20261008053314 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053314 +0000" stop="20261008055652 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055652 +0000" stop="20261008062026 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062026 +0000" stop="20261008063250 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064016 +0000" stop="20261008064320 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064743 +0000" stop="20261008065309 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065309 +0000" stop="20261008071737 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071737 +0000" stop="20261008074312 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Legacy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Njinga negotiates with a European power to save her own as she moves to establish an independent kingdom and be recognized as queen.</desc>
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    <title>Death of a King - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the kingdom of Ndongo, the king becomes a target as the opposition grows stronger. With loyalties divided at home, Njinga seeks a new ally on her own.</desc>
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    <title>Power is Not Given - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A desperate Mbande asks for help from Njinga, who attempts to make peace with the Portuguese. After an unexpected death, Njinga takes on a pivotal role.</desc>
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    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Legacy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Njinga negotiates with a European power to save her own as she moves to establish an independent kingdom and be recognized as queen.</desc>
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    <title>Death of a King - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the kingdom of Ndongo, the king becomes a target as the opposition grows stronger. With loyalties divided at home, Njinga seeks a new ally on her own.</desc>
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    <title>Power is Not Given - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A desperate Mbande asks for help from Njinga, who attempts to make peace with the Portuguese. After an unexpected death, Njinga takes on a pivotal role.</desc>
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    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Legacy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Njinga negotiates with a European power to save her own as she moves to establish an independent kingdom and be recognized as queen.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A turn of events at the paper hits Sandy hard. Roxy and Pat share a meal, and Tony tries to support Matt's desire to get back out there.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tony interviews a local woman addicted to corrective surgery. Later, he holds back the snark in hopes of cheering up Kath.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The curtains go up on the community theater revue and things go about as well as can be expected. Tony receives devastating news.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Grieving over another loss, Tony asks his friends and co-workers for space, not sympathy. Later, he wrestles with what it means to move on.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tony, who continues to keep Emma at arm's length, reluctantly agrees to go to Matt's house for a round of drinks. Brian bumps into a familiar face.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Tambury Gazette welcomes a gloomy new staffer. Meanwhile, Kath visits a psychic, and a restless James makes plans for his future.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Tony takes a trip with Matt to honour his father. James has second thoughts about his new living arrangements. Tony helps Kath score a date.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Matt searches for a sport at which he can beat Tony, Lenny asks Tony to be his best man, and Kath has dinner with a persnickety teacher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035657 +0000" stop="20261008042450 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Anne gives Tony some advice on moving forward, Emma crosses paths with an old friend, Matt suffers a health scare, and James stands up for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042450 +0000" stop="20261008050047 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>An interview with a sick child hits Tony hard. Later, he makes a decision about Lisa's insurance money and joins his friends at the town fair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050047 +0000" stop="20261008052925 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tony's cantankerous funk -- which he calls superpower -- is taking a toll on his co-workers. Meanwhile, a new writer starts at The Tambury gazette.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052925 +0000" stop="20261008055442 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Thinking he has nothing to lose, Tony contemplates trying heroin. He babysits his nephew and starts to bond -- just a bit -- with Sandy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055442 +0000" stop="20261008062226 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tony hires a sex worker -- but it's not what you think. A trip to the comedy club turns awkward. The nurse gives Tony a piece of her mind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062226 +0000" stop="20261008065011 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tony pushes back on Matt's idea to go on a blind date. Also, Tony makes an introduction and issues an uncharacteristic apology.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065011 +0000" stop="20261008072118 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brian (finally) convinces Tony and company to visit his apartment for a story. Meanwhile, Matt receives a distressing call from his son's school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072118 +0000" stop="20261008074815 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode  6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Making an earnest attempt to be happy -- or at least not miserable -- Tony gives some long overdue recognition to those who have stood by him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003249 +0000" stop="20261008011534 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nobunaga overcomes some of his biggest challenges in his effort to reunite Japan. See how he combats an army of fierce rebels and a plot launched from deep within his inner circle aimed at ending his reign forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011534 +0000" stop="20261008015839 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the One-Eyed Dragon - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Follow Toyotomi Hideyoshi in his effort to gain control over central Japan. Watch him use a brilliant mix of force, strategy, and intrigue to become the first man in nearly a century to control the entire nation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015839 +0000" stop="20261008024214 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catastrophe and Annihilation - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hideyoshi is desperate to carve his name into history and become the most powerful man in Asia. See how he risks everything he’s worked for when he launches a bold invasion of mainland China.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024214 +0000" stop="20261008032638 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Days - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After carefully watching and waiting, a wily veteran Samurai emerges from the shadows and launches his own bid for supreme power. Witness one final, epic battle to see who will rule Japan for the next two hundred years.</desc>
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    <title>The Rise of Oda Nobunaga - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Oda Nobunaga launches a blood-soaked bid to seize power over central Japan. Watch the brilliant but brutal Samurai battle rival family members and ferocious warlords along the way.</desc>
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    <title>Seize Power/Retain Power - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With much of central Japan under his control, Nobunaga must now fight the powerful Buddhist armies that oppose his bid to rule the nation. Follow him through a monumental battle against his most dangerous rivals yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Demon King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nobunaga overcomes some of his biggest challenges in his effort to reunite Japan. See how he combats an army of fierce rebels and a plot launched from deep within his inner circle aimed at ending his reign forever.</desc>
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    <title>Enter the One-Eyed Dragon - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Follow Toyotomi Hideyoshi in his effort to gain control over central Japan. Watch him use a brilliant mix of force, strategy, and intrigue to become the first man in nearly a century to control the entire nation.</desc>
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    <title>Catastrophe and Annihilation - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hideyoshi is desperate to carve his name into history and become the most powerful man in Asia. See how he risks everything he’s worked for when he launches a bold invasion of mainland China.</desc>
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    <title>End of Days - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After carefully watching and waiting, a wily veteran Samurai emerges from the shadows and launches his own bid for supreme power. Witness one final, epic battle to see who will rule Japan for the next two hundred years.</desc>
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    <title>Twilight of the Tanks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An insight into the end of a divided world between East and West, and the coming end of a century of tank warfare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013914 +0000" stop="20261008023225 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron, Iron, Everywhere - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A look at how tanks revolutionised land warfare, and determined the outcome of major conflicts, helping to shape the world today.</desc>
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    <title>Blitzkrieg - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A look at tanks in the wake of WWII, from their design, to continued production and occupation of Germany as a peace treaty was underway.</desc>
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    <title>A World in Chains - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An insight into the move of tanks to the east in a bid to end WII for once and for all, and the struggle of fighting Japan, as well as the devastating tactics employed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042241 +0000" stop="20261008051559 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight of the Tanks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An insight into the end of a divided world between East and West, and the coming end of a century of tank warfare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051559 +0000" stop="20261008060909 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron, Iron, Everywhere - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A look at how tanks revolutionised land warfare, and determined the outcome of major conflicts, helping to shape the world today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060909 +0000" stop="20261008070351 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blitzkrieg - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A look at tanks in the wake of WWII, from their design, to continued production and occupation of Germany as a peace treaty was underway.</desc>
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    <title>A World in Chains - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An insight into the move of tanks to the east in a bid to end WII for once and for all, and the struggle of fighting Japan, as well as the devastating tactics employed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001909 +0000" stop="20261008004553 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Cocaine Tuesdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While filming "Change of Habit," Elvis becomes inspired by the moon landing and sets out to try and stop a major drug deal — despite CeCe's objections.</desc>
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    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013414 +0000" stop="20261008020033 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020033 +0000" stop="20261008022449 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022449 +0000" stop="20261008024800 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024800 +0000" stop="20261008031310 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031310 +0000" stop="20261008033741 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033741 +0000" stop="20261008040243 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed, Drunk Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Elvis tries to stop the mind-control weapon from ruining his "Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite" concert. To help, a stoned Scatter launches into space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040243 +0000" stop="20261008042839 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Tilt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042839 +0000" stop="20261008045524 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045524 +0000" stop="20261008052034 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cocaine Tuesdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While filming "Change of Habit," Elvis becomes inspired by the moon landing and sets out to try and stop a major drug deal — despite CeCe's objections.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052034 +0000" stop="20261008054345 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054345 +0000" stop="20261008061003 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061003 +0000" stop="20261008063420 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063420 +0000" stop="20261008065730 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065730 +0000" stop="20261008072241 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072241 +0000" stop="20261008074711 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000909 +0000" stop="20261008002447 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012950 +0000" stop="20261008014527 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014527 +0000" stop="20261008020103 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls turn a profit for the first time thanks to Retsuko’s business acumen. Haida hits it off with Inui after an unexpected encounter.</desc>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045747 +0000" stop="20261008051327 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051327 +0000" stop="20261008052922 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052922 +0000" stop="20261008054526 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054526 +0000" stop="20261008060919 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071625 +0000" stop="20261008073354 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
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    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053159 +0000" stop="20261008061428 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061428 +0000" stop="20261008065600 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065600 +0000" stop="20261008073734 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
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    <title>The Deadly Circle - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The families of one of String's friends from Vietnam are kidnapped along with Dom and Caitlin by people seeking revenge against those who destroyed their village during the Vietnam conflict.</desc>
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    <title>Where Have All the Children Gone? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At the funeral of a Vietnam comrade, Hawke takes it upon himself to deliver the man's coffin flag and Congressional Medal of Honour to the soldier's brother, Billy Fargo. But arriving in the small rural town where Fargo is reported to be living, he finds the whole area inhabited solely by youths, all under their "father" Fargo's influence. Fargo emerges to be a deranged "peace-loving" hippie, who, with his wily cohort Sabrina, is planning to use the youngsters to help in a plot to make a destructive anti-nuclear statement to the world...</desc>
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    <title>Half-Pint - S03E12</title>
    <desc>String decides to adopt St. John's Amerasian son when theson's discovery points to St. John being dead.</desc>
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    <title>Wildfire - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dominic introduces Hawke and Caitlin to an old friend, Big Cec - the owner of an oil drilling company in the desert, and his son Little Cec, who works at the company. But they find themselves walking into the middle of a feud that has emerged between the two since the death of Big Cec's wife. With Dom staying with the pair for a few days, he is shocked to learn that Little Cec was thrown out of college for selling marijuana, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he now is being forced by a head of the oil company to make drug runs in part of a drug smuggling operation. Dom sets about trying to put things right, but it is no easy task going against the ruthless drug runners...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040046 +0000" stop="20261008044849 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discovery - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A man who once failed to steal Airwolf is given a second chance when a young lady he knows stumbles upon its hiding place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044849 +0000" stop="20261008053652 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Jeopardy - S03E15</title>
    <desc>After Tess Dixon, the wife of infamous crime-lord Cullen Dixon, escapes his bodyguards while swimming in the sea at night, Archangel asks Hawke and Santini to deliver her safely via Airwolf to a top-secret location, where she will testify against a cartel of corrupt businessmen who are plotting to assassinate high-ranking officials in Washington. Tess is an old flame of Hawke's, something which makes him very reluctant to accept the mission, before he finally agrees, but they come under continual attack as Cullen Dixon's men aim to see that Tess never makes it to testify...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053652 +0000" stop="20261008062455 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Wolf - S03E16</title>
    <desc>String and Dom become involved in a custody dispute when a friend of Strings who was about to be divorced dies leaving his wife and mother to battle for his infant son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062455 +0000" stop="20261008071238 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Monday - S03E17</title>
    <desc>At Caitlin’s sorority reunion kidnappers after one of her “sisters” bungle the job and end up holding the whole reunion hostage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071238 +0000" stop="20261008080038 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawke's Run - S03E18</title>
    <desc>String discovers that an old friend is a double agent when a schematic he was to turn over to the FIRM is stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001320 +0000" stop="20261008003702 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003702 +0000" stop="20261008010045 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010045 +0000" stop="20261008012427 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012427 +0000" stop="20261008014810 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014810 +0000" stop="20261008021152 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021152 +0000" stop="20261008023535 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023535 +0000" stop="20261008025917 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025917 +0000" stop="20261008032300 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032300 +0000" stop="20261008034642 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034642 +0000" stop="20261008041025 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041025 +0000" stop="20261008043407 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043407 +0000" stop="20261008045750 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045750 +0000" stop="20261008052132 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052132 +0000" stop="20261008054515 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054515 +0000" stop="20261008060857 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060857 +0000" stop="20261008063239 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063239 +0000" stop="20261008065622 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065622 +0000" stop="20261008072004 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072004 +0000" stop="20261008074347 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001727 +0000" stop="20261008004009 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004009 +0000" stop="20261008010200 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010200 +0000" stop="20261008012344 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012344 +0000" stop="20261008014528 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014528 +0000" stop="20261008020716 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch Way Did She Go? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient witches of the sand have returned to rule Agrabah and Sadira must choose between power and real friendship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020716 +0000" stop="20261008022902 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Mirage tries to eliminate Agrabah with a black spire that eliminates anything its shadow touches. Can Aladdin and friends stop her before Agrabah disappears at sundown?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022902 +0000" stop="20261008025047 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025047 +0000" stop="20261008031239 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031239 +0000" stop="20261008033429 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033429 +0000" stop="20261008035714 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035714 +0000" stop="20261008041902 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041902 +0000" stop="20261008044042 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044042 +0000" stop="20261008050232 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050232 +0000" stop="20261008052418 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052418 +0000" stop="20261008054602 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054602 +0000" stop="20261008060753 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060753 +0000" stop="20261008062939 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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    <title>6 'N the Mornin' - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
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    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Edith's 50th Birthday (1) - S08E04</title>
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    <title>Archie's Grand Opening - S08E07</title>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Meet - S08E12</title>
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    <title>Edith's Crisis of Faith (1) - S08E13</title>
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    <title>Edith's Crisis of Faith (2) - S08E14</title>
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    <title>The Commercial - S08E15</title>
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    <title>Super Bowl Sunday - S08E16</title>
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    <title>Aunt Iola's Visit - S08E17</title>
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    <title>Love Comes to the Butcher - S08E18</title>
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    <title>Two's a Crowd - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Mike and Archie are locked in the storeroom at the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Stale Mates - S08E20</title>
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    <title>The Brother - S08E21</title>
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    <title>Episode 1117 - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels Valentine’s Day candy, T@$#!eigh and Tevin meet at the movies, a contestant on a baking show has to defend his “cake”, and an important date gets interrupted by extreme weather at the Weather Café. Performance by: Asher Angel</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1118 - S11E18</title>
    <desc>All That parodies the Song of the Year with “Bad Guys”, the Fart Fixer advertises a new way to relieve embarrassment, Bed Bath and Beyoncé returns, and some familiar faces appear to be saved from their island. Performance by: Young Dylan</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005044 +0000" stop="20261008011243 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1119 - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Liza Koshy guest stars and gets a lesson in Bad Dancing, Larry returns to play the easiest game show in the world, Simplicity, Lucy has trouble controlling her emotions, and a new invention advertises the fastest way to eat food. Bad Bunny performs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011243 +0000" stop="20261008013444 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1121 - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Alex teaches a new Spanish lesson, Lucy tries to control her emotions in a yoga class, Reece calls in a favor from a professional baseball player, and a manager at a pizza place teaches his employees about birthdays. Performance by Lauren Alaina</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013444 +0000" stop="20261008015643 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1120 - S11E21</title>
    <desc>WWE superstars The New Day teach Coach Kreeton some wrestling moves, Beyonce shows off some new products at her store, the cast helps Ryan get rid of his hiccups, and the girls have a sleepover with new friend Barb. Performance by Why Don't We</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015643 +0000" stop="20261008021843 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1122 - S11E22</title>
    <desc>PrestonPlayz guest stars to do a video game live stream with Tammy, an Unboxing video goes horribly wrong, the Loud Librarian returns, and a Superhero tries being a waitress. Performance by: Super M</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021843 +0000" stop="20261008024143 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1123 - S11E23</title>
    <desc>Pete Wentz stops by Good Burger to prepare for a party, Marie Kiddo helps declutter Professor Doom’s evil lair, Billie and Millie teach new ways to make life easier, and T. Smith auditions for the school talent show. Performance by: Queen Naija</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024143 +0000" stop="20261008030343 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1124 - S11E24</title>
    <desc>The cast of Danger Force guest stars to go camping with Ranger Rob, Klumsy Kevin has an accident at an ancient art museum, the Island Boys make new friends, and Cuddly Wuddly Creatures presents a bunny! Performance by: Echosmith</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030343 +0000" stop="20261008032544 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1125 - S11E25</title>
    <desc>The story of DJ Salad, his rise to fame, and his beef with Cardi Beef, hip hop’s top sirloin. Detective Dan and Ann investigate the case of a missing cat. Nathan, Gaby, and Kate enjoy their new 11k tv. Performance By: Blackbear</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032544 +0000" stop="20261008034744 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1126 - S11E26</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton teaches ping pong, Yummy: an All That music video parody, the kids get trapped in a never ending tik tok dance, Tammy TMI is interviewed on live television, and a new way to get ready for the day. Performance By: Lauv</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034744 +0000" stop="20261008040944 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1131 - S11E27</title>
    <desc>Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels join T@$#le!gh to welcome a new student, Lil Nas X promotes his new album, Tammy TMI and her mom are called in for a parent-teacher conference. Guest Starring: Annie Leblanc, Jayden Bartels Performance by Trevor Daniel</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040944 +0000" stop="20261008043145 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1130 - S11E28</title>
    <desc>Jamie Lynn Spears returns to All That with the cast of Zoey 101, Alex hits ‘em with a new Spanish lesson, auditions for a new school mascot are held, Penny chooses a character for her new game, and Kate attempts the world’s most difficult trick shot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043145 +0000" stop="20261008045353 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1127 - S11E29</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels “LOL”, the Pranklers return, Fuzzoli and Smiles try to crack the case of the food fight, Benny posts another unboxing video, and a mermaid and a merman host a haul video to reveal all the cool stuff they found from the surface.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045353 +0000" stop="20261008051637 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1128 - S11E30</title>
    <desc>Tammy TMI runs for student body president, birthday expert Denzel teaches people how to throw a proper surprise party, Stay Off Your Phone returns with some special “Strange” guests, and Reece explains why her joke is funny. Performance by: HRVY</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051637 +0000" stop="20261008053920 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1129 - S11E31</title>
    <desc>Special guest Frankie Grande stops by Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, T@$Hle!gh goes to the school pep rally, All That presents a new way to cool lasagna with the Lasagna Cooler, and Aria finds a new “thing”. Guest Star Frankie Grande Performance by Monsta X</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053920 +0000" stop="20261008060204 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1132 - S11E32</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels virtual reality, Klumsy Kevin returns at the Dullmont dog show, Monsters Only, the only app exclusively for monsters, and the Island Boys return. Musical Performance: Johnny Orlando</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060204 +0000" stop="20261008062444 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1133 - S11E33</title>
    <desc>T@$#LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee, Nathan cancels soup, camp gets weird when the kids from Stranger Things show up, and our favorite babies go to their first birthday party. Musical Performance: Ceraadi</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1134 - S11E34</title>
    <desc>A holiday edition of ″Hit With Spanish; Nathan cancels candy canes; Denzel shows up at a department store to spread unwelcome holiday cheer advice; Pentatonix performs</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064727 +0000" stop="20261008071039 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil Moore / TLC - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Cool shoes | Baggin' Saggin' Barry; Luck E Cheese; Dueling Urkels; Annie Runner, Part 1; Some for the rest of the class; GLORP; Annie Runner, Part 2; Earboy; Annie Runner, Part 3; Mavis and Clavis; Leap Froggy Frog | Musical Guest: TLC performs "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip" and "What About Your Friends"</desc>
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    <title>Da Brat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Kenan's nervous | Cooking with Randy and Mandy; Earboy; Dr. K; Vital Information; Good Burger; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Fa All Y'all</desc>
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    <title>TLC - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ishboo's New Family; Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg; Lemonade Scammer; The Adventures of Superdude; TLC.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060330 +0000" stop="20261008062403 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
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    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
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    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001606 +0000" stop="20261008002111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
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    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
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    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
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    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
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    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004636 +0000" stop="20261008005141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005141 +0000" stop="20261008005649 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005649 +0000" stop="20261008010154 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
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    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011709 +0000" stop="20261008012213 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012213 +0000" stop="20261008012717 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013733 +0000" stop="20261008014241 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
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    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
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    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015801 +0000" stop="20261008020306 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020306 +0000" stop="20261008020813 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
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    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021826 +0000" stop="20261008022331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022331 +0000" stop="20261008022839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022839 +0000" stop="20261008023345 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023345 +0000" stop="20261008023850 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023850 +0000" stop="20261008024355 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024355 +0000" stop="20261008024903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024903 +0000" stop="20261008025406 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025406 +0000" stop="20261008025910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025910 +0000" stop="20261008030418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030418 +0000" stop="20261008030926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030926 +0000" stop="20261008031434 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031434 +0000" stop="20261008031939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031939 +0000" stop="20261008032444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032444 +0000" stop="20261008032950 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032950 +0000" stop="20261008033455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033455 +0000" stop="20261008034000 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034000 +0000" stop="20261008034504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034504 +0000" stop="20261008035009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035009 +0000" stop="20261008035513 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035513 +0000" stop="20261008040013 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040013 +0000" stop="20261008040518 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040518 +0000" stop="20261008041023 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041023 +0000" stop="20261008041527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041527 +0000" stop="20261008042032 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042032 +0000" stop="20261008042250 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042250 +0000" stop="20261008042533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042533 +0000" stop="20261008042801 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042801 +0000" stop="20261008043031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043031 +0000" stop="20261008043302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043302 +0000" stop="20261008043528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043528 +0000" stop="20261008043756 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043756 +0000" stop="20261008044030 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044030 +0000" stop="20261008044258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044258 +0000" stop="20261008044536 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044536 +0000" stop="20261008044838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044838 +0000" stop="20261008045034 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045034 +0000" stop="20261008045235 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045235 +0000" stop="20261008045510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045510 +0000" stop="20261008045716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045716 +0000" stop="20261008045926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045926 +0000" stop="20261008050133 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050133 +0000" stop="20261008050348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050348 +0000" stop="20261008050559 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050559 +0000" stop="20261008050836 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050836 +0000" stop="20261008051043 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051043 +0000" stop="20261008051305 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051305 +0000" stop="20261008051533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051533 +0000" stop="20261008051814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051814 +0000" stop="20261008052026 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052026 +0000" stop="20261008052301 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052301 +0000" stop="20261008052801 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052801 +0000" stop="20261008053301 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053301 +0000" stop="20261008053801 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053801 +0000" stop="20261008054301 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054301 +0000" stop="20261008054802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054802 +0000" stop="20261008055302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055302 +0000" stop="20261008055802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055802 +0000" stop="20261008060302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060302 +0000" stop="20261008060802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060802 +0000" stop="20261008061302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061302 +0000" stop="20261008061802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061802 +0000" stop="20261008062302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062302 +0000" stop="20261008062802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062802 +0000" stop="20261008063302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063302 +0000" stop="20261008063802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063802 +0000" stop="20261008064103 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064103 +0000" stop="20261008064408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064408 +0000" stop="20261008064713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064713 +0000" stop="20261008065018 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065018 +0000" stop="20261008065323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065323 +0000" stop="20261008065629 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065629 +0000" stop="20261008065934 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065934 +0000" stop="20261008070239 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070239 +0000" stop="20261008070544 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070544 +0000" stop="20261008070849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070849 +0000" stop="20261008071155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071155 +0000" stop="20261008071500 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071500 +0000" stop="20261008071805 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071805 +0000" stop="20261008072110 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072110 +0000" stop="20261008072415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072415 +0000" stop="20261008072720 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072720 +0000" stop="20261008073026 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073026 +0000" stop="20261008073331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073331 +0000" stop="20261008073635 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073635 +0000" stop="20261008073940 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073940 +0000" stop="20261008074245 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074245 +0000" stop="20261008074550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074550 +0000" stop="20261008074856 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074856 +0000" stop="20261008075201 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008075201 +0000" stop="20261008075506 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008075506 +0000" stop="20261008075811 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000135 +0000" stop="20261008004746 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004746 +0000" stop="20261008015445 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015445 +0000" stop="20261008024654 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024654 +0000" stop="20261008034024 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034024 +0000" stop="20261008043119 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043119 +0000" stop="20261008051626 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
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    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
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    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
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    <title>Luck O' the Chipmunks - S06E21</title>
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    <title>Wings Over Siesta Grande - S06E05</title>
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    <title>Theodore and Juliet - S06E22</title>
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    <title>Quarterback in Curlers - S06E23</title>
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    <title>Chipmunkmania - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Grounded Chipmunk - S06E08</title>
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    <title>Alvie’s Angels - S06E09</title>
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    <title>Cadet's Regrets - S06E10</title>
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    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
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    <title>The Wall - S06E24</title>
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    <title>The Amazing Chipmunks - S06E25</title>
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    <title>Theodore's Life as a Dog - S06E26</title>
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    <title>Queen of the High School Ballroom - S06E27</title>
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    <title>A Special Kind of Champion - S06E29</title>
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    <title>Alvin's Obsession - S06E30</title>
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    <title>Alvin's Not So Super Hero - S06E31</title>
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    <title>Dave's Wonderful Life - S06E32</title>
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    <title>Merry Christmas, Mr. Carroll - S07E23</title>
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    <title>Back to Our Future - S08E01</title>
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    <title>Bigger! - S08E02</title>
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    <title>Kong! - S08E03</title>
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    <title>Little Drummer Boy / Special Ingredient - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Alvin insists on playing the drums, Theodore fights back by mimicking Alvin and stealing his persona. / As Theodore is perfecting a pancake recipe, Alvin plays a trick by pouring burping powder in his next batch.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin Gets Schooled - S05E37</title>
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    <title>My Life as a Dog - S05E38</title>
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    <title>Mr. Lou - S05E39</title>
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    <title>Love Song - S05E40</title>
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    <title>Bubble Wrap - S05E41</title>
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    <title>Chess Mate - S05E42</title>
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    <title>A Knight's Tail - S05E43</title>
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    <title>Dreambomber - S05E44</title>
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    <title>The Lifeguard - S05E45</title>
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    <title>Scarecrow-ner - S05E46</title>
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    <title>Theo vs. Simon - S05E47</title>
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    <title>The Underground - S05E49</title>
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    <title>Dinner - S05E50</title>
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    <title>Game House - S05E51</title>
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    <title>The Tour - S05E52</title>
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    <title>Talking Teddy - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Principal Interest - S01E02</title>
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    <title>A is for Alien - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Alvin annoys his teacher enough so he can get out of detention early, he sees Brittany go into the school's basement. When he takes a peak, he sees a green light and is convinced an alien is inside. At home he tells Simon who doesn't believe a word of it. The next day Alvin confronts Brittany, who spills nothing, and rushes back to the basement at the end of class only to find a neon-green substance on the floor. Simon analyses it and determines it's silicon-based. Despite Simon's request that he drop the matter, Alvin wakes Simon up and forces him to go back to school where they are caught snooping by a security guard. They run home to find Theodore missing so Simon reveals his secret jet packs. Back at school, they see a UFO which, in reality, is part of a movie set they crash onto landing them in detention.</desc>
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    <title>Jeanette Enchanted - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sister Act - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Lil'T - S01E06</title>
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    <title>What a Gem - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Family Spirit - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The App - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Don Juan Theodoro - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and the Chipettes give Theodore conflicting dating tips when they believe he has a crush on a girl. Will our little Romeo be able to make sense of all this?</desc>
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    <title>Albrittina - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Alvin catches Simon taking a personality test to discover his soul-mate, he decides to do the same and prove just how silly the test really is. But when the test reveals that his own soul-mate is...Brittany, Alvin decides to do something dramatic and becomes a bow tie wearing preppy!</desc>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
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    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A Hollywood home is a human-sized doll house. Two painters cover their walls with colorful murals. An origami-inspired apartment has movable walls.</desc>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An architect crafts an aircraft hangar over his house. An artist's apartment is bursting with color. A father and son build their own roller coaster.</desc>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A director rooms with notorious dictators. A bank becomes a home with a central-vault bar. A husband and wife turn a historic church into a museum.</desc>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
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    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
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    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
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    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>You Gotta Believe Me - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
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    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
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    <title>The Finale - S02E40</title>
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    <title>The Kids - S03E01</title>
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    <title>The Coach - S03E03</title>
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    <title>The Joy - S03E04</title>
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    <title>The Recipe - S03E06</title>
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    <title>The Name - S03E07</title>
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    <title>The Extras - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The Gripes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin begin to complain about every little thing in their lives, the people of Elmore City mistakenly assumes charity cases and put together a benefit to raise money for them, leaving them having to fix the mix-up.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S03E10</title>
    <desc>While driving to a campground, Nicole tells a horror story, which slowly starts to come true as their car breaks down and a stranger comes to help them out.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraud - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover Principal Brown's diploma is a fake.</desc>
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    <title>The Void - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin investigate a missing classmate, they discover a far greater mystery....about Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Boss - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robertson has a stress attack and needs a  stuffing transfusion from his son Rocky the janitor. He won't take it unless Rocky gets a better job in life. Rocky gets one with Chanax, where he becomes a work drone. Gumball and Darwin now need to get Rocky's soul back from his boss in order to get him to surgery.</desc>
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    <title>The Move - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Clayton may be a liar, but Gumball discovers he wasn't lying about his awesome martial arts move.</desc>
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    <title>The Law - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Doughnut Sheriff shows Gumball and Darwin that the smallest misdemeanor can lead to a breakdown in law.</desc>
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    <title>The Allergy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball needs to find a cure for Darwin's allergy before he sneezes Elmore off the map.</desc>
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    <title>The Mothers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>It's Mother's Day and kids put their moms through a series of tests to determine who has the World's Greatest Mom.</desc>
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    <title>The Password - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are shocked to discover that Anais is Dad's favorite child.</desc>
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    <title>The Procrastinators - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin spend the day doing other things instead of taking out the trash like their mother told them to do before she got back home.</desc>
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    <title>The Shell - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gumball inadvertently cracks open Penny's shell, and discovers who she really is inside...</desc>
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    <title>The Burden - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are left in charge of the class pet hamster, but they end up leaving it at school over the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>The Bros - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes jealous of Gumball and Penny's new relationship and sets out to find information that will break them up.</desc>
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    <title>The Mirror - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to forward an e-mail purportedly sent by a ghost, against Darwin's advice. When a curse begins to take effect and their family is dragged into another dimension, Gumball and Darwin seek Carrie's help to save them.</desc>
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    <title>The Man - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After Granny Jojo brings her new boyfriend to dinner at the Watterson household, Richard forbids her from seeing the boyfriend again.</desc>
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    <title>The Pizza - S03E25</title>
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    <title>The Lie - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Noticing that everyone is in the doldrums of January, Gumball and Anais invent a new holiday to spark excitement.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin let loose a butterfly from a jar, causing all sorts of chaos throughout the town.</desc>
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    <title>The Question - S03E28</title>
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    <title>The Saint - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries his hardest to get Alan angry to prove Alan is just like everyone else.</desc>
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    <title>Yankees Bike 1 - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Yankees Bike 2 - S03E12</title>
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    <title>NASA Bike 1 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The Teutels go into the wild blue yonder when they get the chance to build a bike to commemorate the launch of the space shuttle Discovery. After their visit to NASA, Paul Jr., Vinnie, and Rick bang away on the bike's fabrication. Tensions run rampant when Paul Sr. finds his son spending more time in Jason Pohl's office than actually fabricating. Will the build be scrubbed, or will it be salvaged?</desc>
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    <title>NASA Bike 2 - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The boys at OCC complete and deliver the NASA space shuttle bike and get a suprise visit from a fellow bike designer.</desc>
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    <title>Rick's Dream Bike 1 - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Rick is given the oppurtunity of a lifetime when Paul Sr. gives him the go-ahead to design his own bike. Rick tries for different designs for the exhaust and brakes, but its push-comes-to-shove when Paul Sr. disagrees with Rick over his gas tank.</desc>
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    <title>Rick's Dream Bike 2 - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The final days of fabrication come down to the wire as Rick's old school chopper get sent out to paint, powder coat, and chrome. The mood around the shop takes a 180 when Cody leaves to attend the AMI motorcycle school in Florida to become a licensed mechanic.</desc>
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    <title>On the Road: Europe Part 1 - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The guys decide that it's time for a vacation and what better place than jolly old England? After an all-night flight, Senior, Junior, and Mikey are treated to a double-decker bus tour of London, which puts Senior to sleep. Next they visit the Tower of London, and the numerous torture devices found within may spark some ideas for motivation around the shop.</desc>
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    <title>On the Road: Europe Part 2 - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The guys second week in Europe rolls on as they leave Jolly Old England and head for Ireland, but not before visiting Stonehenge and drive some tanks. Once in Ireland, Senior kisses the Blarney Stone, but they must quickly bid farewell and say ""bonjour"" to France.</desc>
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    <title>History of the OCC - S03E20</title>
    <desc>See the history of the Teutels for the first time ever. Learn about the origins of O.C. Ironworks and how it expanded to OCC, and beyond. Hear first account stories of Paul Sr., the father and their family life. All this and more on this special episode of American Chopper.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Scenes Special - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes? Find out in this special episode as Mikey films the film crew and travels to L.A. to find out about the post-production work needed to make this one-of-a-kind show come together. Watch interviews with the producer, cameramen, editors, and, begrudingly, the executive producer.</desc>
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    <title>Descent - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Andrew Cunanan celebrates his birthday in San Diego as his life starts to fall apart.</desc>
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    <title>Ascent - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Andrew Cunanan leaves behind a troubled family life as Donatella Versace struggles to find her role within the Versace empire.</desc>
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    <title>Creator/Destroyer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A young Andrew Cunanan struggles with his oppressive father as a young Gianni Versace becomes a designer.</desc>
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    <title>Alone - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The hunt for spree-killer Andrew Cunanan comes to a frantic end.</desc>
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    <title>Exiles - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After the death of her boss, White House staffer Linda Tripp is moved to The Pentagon where she meets Monica Lewinsky. Paula Jones decides to sue The President for sexual harassment.</desc>
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    <title>The President Kissed Me - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Monica reveals to Linda that she is having an affair with the most powerful man in the world.</desc>
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    <title>Not to be Believed - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise between Monica and the President. Paula is offered a settlement. Linda begins to feel that she has a target on her back.</desc>
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    <title>Jenny Fromdabloc - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.</desc>
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    <title>Home Wrecker - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile, Principal Lewis discovers a talent of Barry.</desc>
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    <title>Flirting With Disaster - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers.

When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.</desc>
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    <title>Gorillas in the Mist - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Water - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015333 +0000" stop="20261008021511 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurricane! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home. Part 3 of a three-part crossover with The Cleveland Show and Family Guy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021511 +0000" stop="20261008023649 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ward Show - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation at the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023649 +0000" stop="20261008025827 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Worst Stan - S08E04</title>
    <desc>When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis to marry the school’s Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis’ old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin makes him question his self-confidence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025827 +0000" stop="20261008032004 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtual In-Stanity - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.</desc>
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    <title>The Scarlett Getter - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley’s panties to school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034141 +0000" stop="20261008040319 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Season's Beatings - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040319 +0000" stop="20261008042457 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unbrave One - S08E08</title>
    <desc>When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.</desc>
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    <title>Stanny Tendergrass - S08E09</title>
    <desc>When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.</desc>
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    <title>Wheels &amp; the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job." Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050813 +0000" stop="20261008052943 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Stan in the Mountain - S08E11</title>
    <desc>When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestler - S08E12</title>
    <desc>When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Klaustus - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego "Dr. Penguin" until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger's role while he is away, but not without major ruckus being caused.</desc>
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    <title>Stan's Best Friend - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he has always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063454 +0000" stop="20261008065631 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Less Money, Mo' Problems - S08E15</title>
    <desc>After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.</desc>
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    <title>The Kidney Stays in the Picture - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Stan fears he may not be Hayley's real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the future.</desc>
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    <title>Ricky Spanish - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he's the most hated person in Langley Falls.
Meanwhile, the child Stan &amp; Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up on their doorstep.</desc>
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    <title>Camp Redwood - S09E01</title>
    <desc>In the summer of 1984, five friends escape Los Angeles to work as counselors at Camp Redwood. As they adjust to their new jobs, they quickly learn that the only thing scarier than campfire tales is the past coming to haunt you.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Jingles - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Darkness descends upon the camp. Although it's lights out, evil has no curfew.</desc>
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    <title>Slashdance - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Imitation is the best form of tragedy. Coming clean can be pretty messy.</desc>
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    <title>True Killers - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Mr. Jingles closes in on the one who got away as the counselors rally to escape Camp Redwood.</desc>
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    <title>Red Dawn - S09E05</title>
    <desc>As twilight broaches, the survivors brace for a final brawl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041338 +0000" stop="20261008045402 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 100 - S09E06</title>
    <desc>With the horrors of the night behind them, the survivors deal with the fallout of their choices.</desc>
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    <title>The Lady in White - S09E07</title>
    <desc>A hidden chapter of Camp Redwood is revealed. The survivors help a stranded hitchhiker.</desc>
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    <title>Rest in Pieces - S09E08</title>
    <desc>A deadly trio emerges, hell-bent on unleashing a new era at Camp Redwood. Our former counselors desperately try to keep history from repeating itself.</desc>
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    <title>Final Girl - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Camp Redwood draws in a lost soul looking for closure.</desc>
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    <title>Cape Fear - S10E01</title>
    <desc>A struggling writer, his pregnant wife, and their daughter move to an isolated beach town for the winter. Once they're settled in, the town's true residents begin to make themselves known.</desc>
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    <title>White Hat, Black Hat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the hours after the blasts, investigators pore over evidence. One photo and a few seconds of footage lead to a breakthrough – and an agonizing choice.</desc>
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    <title>The American Dream - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The brothers’ images are released to the public, setting off a violent chain of events. Meanwhile, clues from their past tell a complicated story.</desc>
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    <title>You Can't Interview A Corpse - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is cornered into an intense standoff. As officials navigate remaining questions and suspicions, the city emerges – Boston Strong.</desc>
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    <title>White Hat, Black Hat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the hours after the blasts, investigators pore over evidence. One photo and a few seconds of footage lead to a breakthrough – and an agonizing choice.</desc>
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    <title>The American Dream - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The brothers’ images are released to the public, setting off a violent chain of events. Meanwhile, clues from their past tell a complicated story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054318 +0000" stop="20261008064600 +0000" channel="C438.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Interview A Corpse - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is cornered into an intense standoff. As officials navigate remaining questions and suspicions, the city emerges – Boston Strong.</desc>
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    <title>White Hat, Black Hat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the hours after the blasts, investigators pore over evidence. One photo and a few seconds of footage lead to a breakthrough – and an agonizing choice.</desc>
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    <title>Houston Qualifying - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The third qualifying round, held in Houston, Texas, features some fan-favorites. The obstacles include the Quintuple Steps, Tilting Slider, Spinning Log, Cargo Crossing, Swinging Spikes, and Warped Wall. Veteran ninjas include top female Kacy Catanzaro, athlete Brent Steffensen, gym owner Sam Sann, and Olympic gymnast Jon Horton, while worship leader Daniel Gil and prosthetic-legged Artis Thompson III take on the course for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Orlando Qualifying - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Orlando, Florida's Universal Orlando Resort holds the fourth qualifying round of the season, with the course featuring the Quintuple Steps, Rolling Log, Paddle Boards, Tire Swing, Double Tilt Ladder, and Warped Wall. Veteran ninjas include rivals Drew Drechsel and Flip Rodriguez, stockbroker Travis Rosen, and movie attendant James McGrath, while mill worker Jon Alexis, Jr. and missionary Hunter Sipes take on the course for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Pittsburgh Qualifying - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Carrie Furnace, located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is the site of the fifth qualifying round, with the course's obstacles being the Quintuple Steps, Log Grip, Snake Crossing, Wind Chimes, Devil Steps, and Warped Wall. Ninja veterans include meteorologist Joe Moravsky, survival guide Elet Hall, gym owner Michelle Warnky, and "Captain NBC" Jamie Rahn, while engineer Mike Meyers and construction worker PJ Granger take on the course for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052940 +0000" stop="20261008065505 +0000" channel="C439.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Military Qualifying - S07E06</title>
    <desc>San Pedro, California's battleship USS Iowa hosts the sixth and final qualifying round in a special all-military episode. The obstacles are the Quintuple Steps, Jump Hang, Log Runner, Monkey Pegs, I-Beam Cross, and Warped Wall. Ninja veterans include former Army vet Ryan Stratis, Navy officer Dustin McKinney, and Coast Guard rescue swimmer Robin Pietschmann, while former Marine Jeremy Prather and 72-year-old Chuck Mammay take on the course for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001235 +0000" stop="20261008005436 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Pick Off - S2019E02</title>
    <desc>The great pick-off continues as Mike and Danielle continue their team effort to take on Frank and Robbie for ultimate picking bragging rights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005436 +0000" stop="20261008013606 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picker's Dozen - S2019E03</title>
    <desc>A century-old Italian grocery store turned time capsule features an early 20th century delivery truck and a secret crypt that's calling Mike's name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013606 +0000" stop="20261008021809 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presidential Picks - S2019E04</title>
    <desc>The Pickers are on a Presidential Trail as Mike and Danielle head for Pennsylvania while Frank and Robbie are on a whistle stop tour of North Dakota.</desc>
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    <title>More Wicked Pickin' - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Wiped Clean - S02E05</title>
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    <title>The Dump - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Feline Follies, Bear Encounters, and Wedding Woes - S36E22</title>
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    <title>Dogs Disrupting Weddings, Parenting Problems, and Summer Bummers - S37E01</title>
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    <title>Quarterfinals 1 Results - S21E13</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>James scrambles to mitigate the scandal's impact, while a devastated but determined Sophie remembers happier moments and Kate debates her next move.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Destination Orion - S04E14</title>
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    <title>The Einstein Factor - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Secrets of the Tombs - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Prophets and Prophecies - S05E02</title>
    <desc>They were the messengers of divine knowledge and seers who shared visions of the future. For thousands of years, human civilization has been guided by the words and deeds of ancient prophets, but just who--or what--were these prophets communicating with? Might the experiences of history's prophets be evidence of communication with a heavenly source--or were seers like Elijah and Joseph Smith actually communicating with extraterrestrial overlords? And if so, are there similar prophets at work today?</desc>
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    <title>Beyond Nazca - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Erich von Daniken's landmark book, Chariots of the Gods, brought attention to the mysterious phenomena of the Nazca Lines. Hundreds of gigantic lines, some in the shape of animals, geometric patterns and even an alien-like being, extend for miles throughout a remote Peruvian desert. Scholars are divided as to who built them, and why. Some Ancient Astronaut theorists believe that the massive markings have an extraterrestrial connection, and perhaps the ancient people of the region created these gigantic figures in tribute to the gods who visited them. And with one of the largest deposits of nitrates in the world--a key ingredient in rocket fuel and weaponry--could Nazca have been a mining operation for advanced beings in the distant past?</desc>
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    <title>Strange Abductions - S05E04</title>
    <desc>In 1975, Travis Walton claims to have been abducted and taken aboard a space ship inhabited by extraterrestrial beings. Several people witnessed his encounter and nearly 40 years later Walton's story of alien abduction, missing time and mind-telepathy manipulation has not wavered. But researchers say that abductions are not a modern phenomenon. The Hebrew Bible is filled with stories of abductions by otherworldly beings. Jonah, Moses, Ezekiel and Enoch all depict what can best be described as physically being taken to other dimensions and then returned. Is it possible that extraterrestrial beings have been abducting humans for thousands of years and if so, might there be an alien agenda behind the phenomena?</desc>
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    <title>The von Daniken Legacy - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Examining author Erich von Daniken's controversial theories about alien life.</desc>
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    <title>The Viking Gods - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Examining a theory that aliens helped guide Viking voyages.</desc>
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    <title>The Monoliths - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Exploring a potential link between ancient monoliths and extraterrestrials.</desc>
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    <title>The Power of Three - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient Egyptian design of the three pyramids of Giza; diverse cultures worship the all-knowing triads; an ancient tablet noted the power of the number three; the language of human DNA is written in a pattern of threes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001713 +0000" stop="20261008004556 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fatal Winter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Graham returns to Turkey to explore Derinkuyu, an ancient underground city and survival bunker that could shelter thousands in times of crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cataclysm and Rebirth - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In the ancient geological sites of North America, Graham envisions an apocalyptic event that may have changed the Earth — and its inhabitants — forever.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter I - S02E01</title>
    <desc>From ancient footprints to mysterious earthworks, Graham continues his journey into the past alongside experts and curious minds, including Keanu Reeves.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter II - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Graham searches for answers to the questions behind ancient works of art, including 25,000-year-old Amazonian paintings and the megaliths of Rapa Nui.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter III - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Accompanied by local experts, Graham compares ancient oral traditions and learns Sacsayhuamán in Peru may be older than archaeologists ever imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter IV - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Graham learns of a stone-shaping technique now lost to history, and explores how ancient Amazonians managed to thrive in an inhospitable rainforest.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter V - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Although thousands of miles apart, Graham considers the possible link between the shamanistic use of ayahuasca in the Amazon and tobacco in New Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter VI - S02E06</title>
    <desc>At Mexico's Temple of the Sun, Graham experiences the extent of the Mayans' astronomical expertise and investigates their complex calendar system.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Once There Was a Flood - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Graham visits Gunung Padang, an Indonesian archeological site, to find proof of a lost civilization — and the potential cataclysm that wiped it out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055603 +0000" stop="20261008062906 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor in a Time of Chaos - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In Cholula, Mexico's oldest continuously-inhabited city, Graham inspects the world's largest pyramid for signs of a forgotten past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062906 +0000" stop="20261008070035 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sirius Rising - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Graham discovers a fascinating pattern that may connect the spectacular megalithic temples of Malta, which he believes to be much older than reported.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070035 +0000" stop="20261008073125 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts of a Drowned World - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Few scholars have investigated the Bimini rock formation off the coast of Miami, once fabled to be the road to Atlantis — but Graham dives right in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000855 +0000" stop="20261008003417 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barney's Bloodhound - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Barney buys an old bloodhound to help him and Andy track down a prison escapee, but he only succeeds in getting them both taken hostage. That's when Andy remembers the dog's one pet peeve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003417 +0000" stop="20261008005858 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man in the Middle - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A lover's spat between Barney and Thelma Lou blows out of proportion and ends up involving Andy and Helen. Soon all four are not speaking and it's up to Barney to fix things, but he'll have to make up with Thelma Lou first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005858 +0000" stop="20261008012443 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barney's Uniform - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Barney angers a local businessman who threatens to break every bone in his body if he sees him out of uniform, so Barney starts wearing his uniform everywhere. Andy has an idea to help him by changing a little more than his clothes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012443 +0000" stop="20261008015022 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opie's Fortune - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Opie finds a change purse with $50 and Andy tells him he can keep it if no one claims it in seven days. On the seventh day the owner comes looking for the money, and Andy discovers Opie has already spent it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015022 +0000" stop="20261008021555 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While Andy is away in Raleigh considering a job offer, Barney is left as acting sheriff and dreams of the day he'll have the job. When he ends up causing more trouble than he prevents, he wonders if he really wants the job as much as he thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021555 +0000" stop="20261008024130 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pageant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Aunt Bee is elated when she is cast in the lead role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant. When it becomes apparent she is not the actress she thinks she is, Andy devises a way for her to get a first-hand look at some real talent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024130 +0000" stop="20261008030716 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Darling Baby - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Darling family returns to Mayberry seeking a future husband for their 3-month-old daughter. To Andy's horror, they choose Opie, and he finds he will have to scare up a little witchcraft to get out of this one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030716 +0000" stop="20261008033230 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy and Helen Have Their Day - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Andy and Helen end up before a justice of the peace when Andy forgets his fishing license during their picnic. When word reaches Barney, he believes they are getting married and rounds up the whole gang to be there for the nuptials.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033230 +0000" stop="20261008035810 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Wishes for Opie - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Opie makes three wishes on a "magic lamp" Barney bought. When one of his wishes doesn't come true, Barney dismisses the whole thing. Opie learns there are many different ways for a wish to be granted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035810 +0000" stop="20261008042326 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Otis Sues the County - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Otis is talked into suing the county by a shady lawyer, thinking Andy will support his efforts to attract more money for the courthouse. To his surprise, Andy decides to fight the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042326 +0000" stop="20261008044904 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barney Fife, Realtor - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Andy catches Opie trying to sell his broken bike to a friend and teaches him a lesson in honest dealing. But when Barney talks Andy into selling his house, the lesson comes to haunt him as Opie points out all the faults of the Taylor house to Barney's potential buyers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044904 +0000" stop="20261008051339 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goober Takes a Car Apart - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Andy is horrified to find Goober has brought a car into the courthouse after being left in charge while Andy was away at a sheriff's conference. That's when he learns that a couple of law-enforcement friends from the conference are coming for a visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051339 +0000" stop="20261008053834 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rehabilitation of Otis - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Barney's attempts at getting Otis to stop drinking through psychotherapy only succeed in driving him away to Mount Pilot. When Andy sees how bad Barney feels, he takes him up to Mount Pilot to convince Otis to come back, only to find that Otis prefers their jail over Andy's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053834 +0000" stop="20261008060414 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Letter - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Barney feels he's become "hexed" after Andy persuades him to throw away a chain letter. Now with the annual law-enforcement officers' pistol-shooting qualifications coming up, Andy has to soothe Barney's nerves or he may lose his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060414 +0000" stop="20261008062955 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goober and the Art of Love - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Goober starts to annoy Andy and Barney by hanging around during their dates with Helen and Thelma Lou. They decide to set him up with a girl he likes, only to find they now have twice the trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062955 +0000" stop="20261008065535 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barney Runs for Sheriff - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Andy is offered a job in Minnesota so Barney decides to run for sheriff in the upcoming election. But when Andy's job offer falls through, he returns to Mayberry to find Barney with a case of campaign fever, aiming to unseat Andy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065535 +0000" stop="20261008072111 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Had a Quarter Million Dollars - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Barney sets up a sting operation to catch a crook who may be returning to Mayberry for some stolen loot and ends up arresting an undercover FBI agent instead. But a suspicious Andy realizes Barney's operation may not have been as far off as he thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072111 +0000" stop="20261008074651 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV or Not TV - S05E23</title>
    <desc>An article written up about Andy attracts the attention of a Hollywood film crew who come to make a television show about him. Andy is flattered, until he notices the crew's strange fascination with the Mayberry town bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002145 +0000" stop="20261008010330 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disharmony - S02E17</title>
    <desc>While the group tries to track down a cult of vampires with a wicked scheme, Cordelia gets a surprise visit from her high school friend Harmony. Unaware that Harmony is now a vampire, Cordelia invites her to join the team on a mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010330 +0000" stop="20261008014523 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead End - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cordelia's visions get worse and the gang fears for her health. Meanwhile Lindsey is granted a new hand that has a murderous mind of its own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014523 +0000" stop="20261008022508 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belonging - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Angel and his crew must find a way to kill a bloodthirsty demon who has arrived in town from another dimension through a mysterious, magical portal. Meanwhile, Cordelia discovers a whole new world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022508 +0000" stop="20261008030648 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Rainbow - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Cordelia is sucked through a magic portal  and transported into a demon dimension where humans are considered inferior and sold into slavery. When Angel, Gunn, Wesley and the Host jump through the portal in search of her, they are attacked by an angry mob of villagers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030648 +0000" stop="20261008034922 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Looking Glass - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Angel, Gunn, Wesley and the Host are sentenced to death by the villagers. They are brought before the princess of Pylea, who they are shocked to discover is Her Royal Highness Cordelia. Soon, Cordelia discovers one of her duties as princess is mating with a creature called the Groossalugg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034922 +0000" stop="20261008043158 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Angel struggles with the inner beast the demon dimension brings out in him, while Wesley and Gunn join with rebel forces to overthrow the government and Her Majesty. It's up to Cordelia to save the Host him while Angel seeks help to rescue everyone and return home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043158 +0000" stop="20261008051159 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartthrob - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As Angel mourns Buffy's death, he battles a lovelorn vampire seeking revenge for the death of his beloved, who was killed by Angel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051159 +0000" stop="20261008055155 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Vision Thing - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lilah coerces Angel to help in securing the release of a prisoner that The Powers That Be 
have locked in a fiery prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055155 +0000" stop="20261008063300 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Old Gang of Mine - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gunn's loyalties are torn between his current demon-hunting associates and the gang he used to hang out with, which has taken to killing demons for fun instead of defense.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063300 +0000" stop="20261008071246 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carpe Noctem - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An old man uses an ancient incantation to switch bodies with Angel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071246 +0000" stop="20261008075410 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fredless - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Fred's parents come to take her home, she feels she should go with them...until she earns a place in the group by figuring out the key to an attack of larger bug demons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001355 +0000" stop="20261008003805 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Misses Daggett - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Combining elements of various outdoor games, the boys pitch and chip their way through their Beaver-rigged indoor golf course with its Quick-sand traps, soiled greens, Yahoo-filled water hazards, and full-contact putting. The game, however, soon takes a back seat when the Beavers become obsessed with which one gets to drive the way-cool golf cart.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Big Fun - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The boys learn a lesson in hospitality and manners when they visit Big Rabbit's house and meet his rough and tumble family. Dag digs their crazy lifestyle and goes with the flow, but Norb's sense of civility is sorely tested.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Moby Dopes - S04E09</title>
    <desc>In a twist on the puppy followed me home story, Dag sneaks a killer whale from a marine park to the pond. The predator soon wreaks havoc on the Beavers and their forest friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012626 +0000" stop="20261008015036 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Present Tense - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A mysterious present arrives for the boys on the day before their birthday, allegedly from their mother. Soon the package is driving the Beavers crazy displaying all sorts of weird behavior and eventually chasing them all around the dam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015036 +0000" stop="20261008021447 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Spootiful Life - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Through the mystical powers of The Lady Of The Lanes, Laverta Lutz, Dag gets to see what Norb and their friends lives would be like if he'd never been born. He's peeved to find out they'd all be much better off, and winds up making a mess of their new lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021447 +0000" stop="20261008023858 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mom from U.N.C.L.E. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>A surprise visit from mom turns out to be even more surprising when the boys find out she's a super secret agent who's routinely called upon to save the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023858 +0000" stop="20261008030306 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Sisters - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the Beavers win a trip to Branson, MO, they get their little sisters to come over and check on the dam. But their video taped instructions develops a severe glitch, and the little girls wind up doing all sorts of crazy things to the dam thinking it's what their brothers want.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030306 +0000" stop="20261008032715 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscular Beaver 5 - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Everyone, especially Norb, is relieved when Dag decides to mimic his comic book hero Muscular Beaver and go into disillusioned retirement. His retirement is short-lived when he discovers that all along Norb has secretly enjoyed dressing up as his nemesis Baron Bad Beaver. The boys must fight one more super battle to end all super battles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032715 +0000" stop="20261008035054 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Born to Be Beavers - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kicked out of their dam when their parents have another litter, Norb and Dag strike out on their own. Their search for a new place to live turns into a right struggle because Daggett rejects what their parents taught them and wants to build a new home HIS way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035054 +0000" stop="20261008041433 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up All Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Now living on their own and away from parental control Norb and Dag realise they can stay up all night if they want. What starts out as a wild good time quickly turns into a journey into the madness of sleep depravation...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041433 +0000" stop="20261008043812 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dam Too Far - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Seeking to exploit the beaver's natural instinct to build dams when they hear running water, the government parachutes Norb and Dag into a flood zone. Soon the brothers find themselves facing a river with a mind of its own and no intention of backing down...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043812 +0000" stop="20261008050154 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long in the Teeth - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beavers' teeth never stop growing and letting them grow long becomes the latest dangerous fashion fad . The boys soon discover there's a price to pay when you live in the fast lane of high fashion...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050154 +0000" stop="20261008052541 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gift Hoarse - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Envy rears its ugly head when Norb seemingly gets a better Arbor Day (beaver Christmas) present of a killer train set. Dag sets out to sabotage it when all he gets is an air freshener.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052541 +0000" stop="20261008054924 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Beavers - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Beavers go to a football game to root for their favourite team. The, er, Beavers. When their team starts to take a beating, the boys take action to help them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054924 +0000" stop="20261008061304 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boxtop Beavers - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Like most of us, Norb and Dag love cool breakfast cereal free gifts. But when Daggett's arduous quest to save 1,000 boxtops to get the ultimate boxtop toy is frustrated, the boys mail themselves to the cereal company to collect their prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061304 +0000" stop="20261008063644 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salmon Sez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Spring is in the air, and so are thousands of spawning salmon. Norb and Dag have unwittingly built their dam right in the middle of the salmons' migratory path. It's the irresistible force of nature vs the immovable beavers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063644 +0000" stop="20261008070029 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Beavers A-Go-Go - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Facing another long winter hibernating in their dam, Norb and Dag decide to "Go South". It's all sun and fun, but eventually the boys find out there are good reasons why beavers don't migrate for winter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070029 +0000" stop="20261008072411 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deranged Ranger - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When a twist of fate puts the boys in the control of their wilderness as temporary rangers, the power goes to Daggett's head. In no time the park is a disaster area with the Beavers at the centre of it all.</desc>
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    <title>Muscular Beaver - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Most people can tell the difference between fantasy and reality, but not Daggett. So when Daggett's super hero fantasy life gets too embarrassing, Norb is forced to become a super villain to break him out of it.</desc>
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    <title>Cave Pig - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The pigs discover a perfectly preserved Cave Pig in a block of ice. Absolutely nothing bad will happen if they keep it at room temperature right?</desc>
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    <title>Joy to the Pigs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good - SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!</desc>
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    <title>Dogzilla - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Pig City is being attacked by a fearsome hairy beast! Sound the alarm! Secure the perimeter! Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!</desc>
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    <title>Boulder Bro - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The other birds grow tired of Chuck's attention-seeking. That's ok. Chuck will just make a new friend!</desc>
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    <title>Chuckmania - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Moustache pig puts together an egg-napping plan. Let's distract the most charismatic bird on Piggy Island by stroking his ego.</desc>
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    <title>Not Without My Helmet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Some of us wear many hats every day. For Corporal Pig, it's just the one. Hog of war. Destroyer of birds. But what what's left when you strip away his defining accessory?</desc>
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    <title>Mona Litha - S02E15</title>
    <desc>One of Chuck's friends sets him up on a hot date. The table's set, and the candles are lit for a romantic evening.</desc>
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    <title>Sir Bomb of Hamelot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bomb joins in the Medieval Fair festivities in Pig City by entering the joust competition. But is the prize really worth fighting for?</desc>
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    <title>Bearded Ambition - S02E17</title>
    <desc>King Pig envies the noble bearded visages of the piggy elders, but narry a single whisker sprouts from his baby smooth face. What's a pig to do?</desc>
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    <title>Cold Justice - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Matilda has a guilty pleasure: pig hockey. She's such a superfan, she even dreams of joining the game herself! There's just one problem – she's not a pig.</desc>
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    <title>Slow the Chuck Down! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Matilda thinks Chuck should slow down and enjoy the finer things in life. Then again, blazing speed does come in handy from time to time.</desc>
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    <title>Brutal vs. Brutal - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A misunderstanding over some misplaced nunchucks leads to a grudge match between Chuck and the toughest pig on Piggy Island. Let's get ready to rumble!</desc>
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    <title>Eating Out - S02E21</title>
    <desc>While Matilda's out at the beach, the birds are left to fend for themselves for dinner, but their culinary muscles are... not as developed as they could be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003646 +0000" stop="20261008003931 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Eggscape - S02E22</title>
    <desc>King Pig finally gets an honest to gonest egg within chomping range when Red shows up and threatens to shatter his omelette-eating dreams. Time to skedaddle!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003931 +0000" stop="20261008004217 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Like a Hog - S02E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig can't sleep, and it's up to Professor Pig to get him to saw some logs. He's got science on his side! But if that doesn't work, they can always put him down 'maunually'...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004217 +0000" stop="20261008004502 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bombina - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Being a highly explosive bird, Bomb is a huge threat to the pigs. Maybe they can lead him away from the eggs by his heartstrings...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004502 +0000" stop="20261008004747 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Possessed - S02E25</title>
    <desc>King Pig is on a wild eating spree when he happens upon (i.e. devours entirely) the tent of a witch doctor.</desc>
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    <title>Epic Sax-Off! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Matilda finds a spot to practice her saxophone away from the complaints of the other birds, but she's soon upstaged by a slick piggy horn player. There's only one way to settle this – BATTLE OF THE SAXES!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005032 +0000" stop="20261008005317 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Heist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>King Pig rescues a mistreated egg. After all, these things aren’t exactly a dime-a-dozen! Are they?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005317 +0000" stop="20261008005602 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Hair Day - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Chuck finds a grey feather in his plumage and is forced to cope with the fact that he is no longer a spring chicken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005602 +0000" stop="20261008005843 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golditrotters - S03E03</title>
    <desc>This little pig is too tough for a dumb children’s book. Golditrotters? Pshhhhhh – that’s not scary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005843 +0000" stop="20261008010128 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabbage - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Look out pigs. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he is taking absolutely no guff from these swine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010128 +0000" stop="20261008010413 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porcula - S03E05</title>
    <desc>On one night every year, the dreaded Porcula comes out to feast, but he should really pay more attention to what he eats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010413 +0000" stop="20261008010658 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Didgeridork - S03E06</title>
    <desc>In this world, there are didgeridoos and didgeridon'ts – a lesson that Chuck had to learn the hard way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010658 +0000" stop="20261008010943 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Porktrait - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Admiring the portraits of past leaders, King Pig tries to take the perfect snapshot to inspire admiration in all pig kind. Tries.</desc>
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    <title>Fix It! - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When it comes to breaking things, Chuck is a superstar. When it comes to fixing them, results vary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011228 +0000" stop="20261008011513 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Age Rage - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig completely fails at making a youth serum, but every failure is a new opportunity – to weaponize!</desc>
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    <title>Catching the Blues - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mustache Pig seizes the perfect opportunity to catch that one blue bird. There’s no escaping now!</desc>
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    <title>Last Tree Standing - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Oh, Christmas tree. OH! THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!!</desc>
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    <title>Happy Hippy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When the pigs are constantly ruffling Red's feathers, it takes a special kind of bird to calm his inner beast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012328 +0000" stop="20261008012613 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind the Pony - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Chuck and Bomb go for a rescue mission in the heart of Pig City, but when the dust settles who is left to clean up?</desc>
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    <title>Robo-Tilda - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Can the pigs get away with secretly replacing Matilda with a robot look-alike? Surely not – for very long.</desc>
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    <title>King of the Ring - S03E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig thinks he can go head to head with Piggy Island’s most renowned wrestler. Will he hold his own, or will he get thrown around like a rag doll?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013143 +0000" stop="20261008013428 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaced Out - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The truth is out there. Unfortunately for Chuck, so are The Blues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013428 +0000" stop="20261008013713 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battling Butlers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Being a good butler requires refined taste and an impeccable sense of etiquette. And then there is King Pig’s butler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013713 +0000" stop="20261008013958 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggshaustion - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Chuck will not rest until every single egg is safe. Every last one of them.</desc>
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    <title>Short and Special - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The taller pigs get to have all the fun! Unfortunately, this little piggy has none.</desc>
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    <title>Hocus Porcus - S03E20</title>
    <desc>This piggy magician can make cakes vanish into thin air! Who would do such a thing?!</desc>
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    <title>Romance in a Bottle - S03E21</title>
    <desc>King Pig trades gifts with a secret admirer, but when sending a message in a bottle, you never know who is going to get it. Get it?</desc>
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    <title>The Butler Did It! - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Movie night is ruined by a destroyed film, but King Pig must know how the movie ends! This is where it all gets a bit too real.</desc>
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    <title>Stalker - S03E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig is a master mess maker, but he just might have messed with the wrong piggy.</desc>
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    <title>Photo Chucked - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows Bomb the bird, but when it comes to photobombs, another member of the flock steals the spotlight. Hint: He’s really fast, full of himself, and yellow – rhymes with pluck.</desc>
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    <title>Bake On! - S03E25</title>
    <desc>A student pig stumbles upon a cake recipe that drives King Pig wild. Does Piggy Island have a new chef pig?</desc>
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    <title>Toy Hoggers - S03E26</title>
    <desc>When King Pig discards his damaged teddy bear, he instantly regrets it. He must have it back at all cost!</desc>
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    <title>Chuck Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Chuck accidentally knocks Red off a precipice, the race is on to save him before he hits rock bottom.</desc>
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    <title>Where's My Crown? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When King Pig loses his crown while rushing to buy candy apples, the other pigs assume he is a regular pig and treat him badly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020801 +0000" stop="20261008021048 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Chuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Chuck puts the Blues through their paces on a military training course, but who will come out on top?</desc>
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    <title>Another Birthday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's a special day for one of the Minion Pigs, but do the other Pigs know, or even care?</desc>
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    <title>Egg Sounds - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Birds are thrilled when the Eggs start to speak, but who are the hatchlings going to take after?</desc>
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    <title>Pig Talent - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's talent show time in Pig City, but with King Pig as judge the contestants have a lot to be nervous about.</desc>
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    <title>Cordon Bleugh! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Will any of the Birds pluck up the courage to tell Matilda what they really think of her culinary skills?</desc>
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    <title>True Blue? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A disguised Minion Pig manages to infiltrate the Blues, but will the little Angry Birds fall for his ruse?</desc>
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    <title>Do as I Say! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Matilda tries to teach the Blues how to behave, but will she be as good as her word when the Pigs attack?</desc>
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    <title>Off Duty - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Red's away, the other Birds think it's their chance to play...</desc>
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    <title>Slingshot 101 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Red teaches the Blues a lesson when he finds them messing around with the Slingshot, but he soon finds the boot on the other foot.</desc>
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    <title>Thunder Chuck - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Chuck is on guard duty during a heavy storm, but doesn't want Red to find out that he's scared of lightning.</desc>
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    <title>Gardening with Terence - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Terence casts an ominous shadow over Matilda's flower beds. Can she get him to move before her prize blooms wilt?</desc>
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    <title>Dopeys on a Rope - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Pigs try to steal the eggs while on a rope, but will the Blues defeat them?</desc>
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    <title>Trojan Egg - S01E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig launches an airbone attack on the birds,will the birds fall in his disguise?</desc>
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    <title>Double Take - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Blues are left alone with the nest, something always goes wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Crash Test Piggies - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig tries out his latest weapon of mass destruction on some very worried Minion Pigs.</desc>
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    <title>Slappy-Go-Lucky - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig's latest invention turns out to be far from relaxing when Foreman Pig gets his trotters on the plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025226 +0000" stop="20261008025511 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneezy Does It - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When a nervous Minion Pig is chosen to carry the King's litter, can he stop himself sneezing long enough to carry out his duty?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025511 +0000" stop="20261008025758 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run, Chuck, Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Birds are fed up with speedster Chuck winning every race, so they unleash their secret weapon, Terrence!</desc>
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    <title>Hypno Pigs - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Pigs resort to hypnosis to get the Eggs, but with Red out for the count, they can't resist a bit of fun...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030045 +0000" stop="20261008030332 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg's Day Out - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A stray egg finds its way into Pig City. Can Red discover where it's gone before Chef Pig makes it into an omelette?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030332 +0000" stop="20261008030620 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gate Crasher - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Pigs finally capture the Eggs. But Chuck is determined to get through the gates of Pig City, even if it means using his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030620 +0000" stop="20261008030907 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hog Roast - S01E24</title>
    <desc>One thing's sure in Pig City, when you call the emergency services, the emergency is about to get a lot worse...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030907 +0000" stop="20261008031154 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bird That Cried Pig - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chuck keeps lying about pigs but when there really is a pig, the birds don't believe him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031154 +0000" stop="20261008031441 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hamshank Redemption - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The minion pigs caged an another minion pig in the jail, but Terence is there! How will the pig escape out of the jail?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031441 +0000" stop="20261008031729 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Pig Soup - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The pigs try to approach the eggs in Matilda's garden by disguising themselves as cabbages. But they didn't expect her to notice and then try to cook them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031729 +0000" stop="20261008032016 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch of the Day - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig and his Minion Pigs in the ship tried to steal the eggs with the use of a plunger, but in return, useless things are caught.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032016 +0000" stop="20261008032303 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nighty Night Terence - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Pigs tried to sleep Terence from being guarding the eggs or awakening to steal the eggs with their plans, but they had an unexpectedly fall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032303 +0000" stop="20261008032550 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggy Wig - S01E30</title>
    <desc>King Pig tries to wear some wigs that fits the best, but it was unbelievable that one of the Blues hits by a lightning when he launched onto the Slingshot fell to his head perfectly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032550 +0000" stop="20261008032837 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Plot Potion - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig turns Red into a pig thanks to an evil potion. And it works so well that Red himself starts bringing the eggs straight to King Pig! Will he realize what he's doing before it’s too late?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032837 +0000" stop="20261008033125 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Royal - S01E32</title>
    <desc>King Pig's tooth hurts so the minion pigs do everything in their power to take out his painful tooth!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033125 +0000" stop="20261008033412 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Pork - S01E33</title>
    <desc>King Pig's attacked by zombie pigs who wanted to eat his huge pile of candy! He's helpless until Bubbles comes trick or treating.</desc>
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    <title>King of the Castle - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig and King Pig engage in a crazy sandcastle competition. Who will win?</desc>
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    <title>Love is in the Air - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A cabbage falls on King Pig's head. He falls in love with it. The minion pigs find it very cute, but Corporal Pig's dismayed. Will he manage to make him come back to his senses?</desc>
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    <title>Fired Up - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Chuck wants to keep the eggs warm, but Chuck decides to warm up the weather that the birds are already taking care of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034233 +0000" stop="20261008034521 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of Corns - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Bomb wants to eat Matilda's only corn plant that she's not happy about this and will do everything she can to stop him. But does this include giving up her principles of peace?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034521 +0000" stop="20261008034808 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pig's Best Friend - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The Minion Pigs offer a captured Blue Bird to King Pig as a pet. It's really fun for him and he ends up driving King Pig crazy, and all of the whole flock blew up pig city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034808 +0000" stop="20261008035055 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Mill - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A road is built on the house of a poor little pig. It's annoying to him because he can't sleep anymore! He risks losing his job, so what is he going to do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035055 +0000" stop="20261008035342 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jingle Yells - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Christmas is here and King Pig expects eggs under the tree! To get the eggs for King Pig, Corporal Pig disguises himself as Santa and Small Pigs as his reindeer. But will the Blues find this trick in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035342 +0000" stop="20261008035629 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Porkador! - S01E41</title>
    <desc>In their tiredless effort to snatch the eggs, the pigs teamed up a terifying giant pig named El Porkador! How will the helpless birds defend themselves?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035629 +0000" stop="20261008035917 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hiccups - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The Blues have the hiccups. Red and the others birds try to stop it, but it only making it worse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035917 +0000" stop="20261008040204 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butterfly Effect - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Matilda is admiring a butterfly. The pigs have the idea to create a replica butterfly to distract Matilda from the nest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040204 +0000" stop="20261008040451 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hambo - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The pigs send in a tough ride to touch the eggs. But he's more stupid than they thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040451 +0000" stop="20261008040738 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Flu - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Birds are all dead with the flu! It's a great chance for the Pigs to grab the eggs, if they can make it out without getting dead themselves!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040738 +0000" stop="20261008041026 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggies from the Deep - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Two minion pigs pretend to be sharks to scare their fellows. But Moustache Pig wants his revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041026 +0000" stop="20261008041313 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Gnome! - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Chuck offers a gnome to Matilda as a present. Unfortunately it looks really scary to her and she tries to get rid of it without Chuck seeing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041313 +0000" stop="20261008041600 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrub It In - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The Blues ask Bomb to make big explosions because they think it's really funny. But then things get out of hand and they accidentally destroy Matilda's favorite bush.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041600 +0000" stop="20261008041847 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truce - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig wants to make a truce with the birds, so he presents them with a delicious picnic as a peace offering. Is Chef Pig being completely honest or does he have his eyes on something else?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041847 +0000" stop="20261008042134 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Opera - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Matilda meets a handsome Pavarotti-type Bird and is entranced by his singing and dancing. But she doesn't know it's a false bird, and in fact the minion pigs are hiding inside!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042134 +0000" stop="20261008042422 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chucked Out - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Chuck's latest craze is to karate chop things in two. Hiiiiyah. But his practicing gets too close to the delicate eggs, and the Birds have to ban him from the flock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042422 +0000" stop="20261008042709 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bomb's Awake - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Bomb is sleepwalking and takes the eggs with him, on very dangerous roads, cliffs, etc. And of course the Blues can't wake him up because it's equally dangerous!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042709 +0000" stop="20261008042954 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Hunt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>X marks the spot! King Pig sends his best pigs to retrieve a buried treasure. Of course when pigs are involved, nothing is that simple.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042954 +0000" stop="20261008043239 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweets of Doom - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No one gets between Bubbles and his candy. Not even King Pig! But there's something fishy about these sweets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043239 +0000" stop="20261008043524 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Ahoy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A massive pig party is raging on a remote island, but King Pig has been left behind! Luckily, Foreman Pig is there to help! Well, maybe luck isn't the right word...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043524 +0000" stop="20261008043809 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Little known fact, Chuck is a hide-and-seek champion. However, sometimes his hiding spots can be a bit TOO good.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043809 +0000" stop="20261008044054 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's about time for Red to learn how to swim, but he's too stubborn to accept help from his friends! Can he overcome his pride and channel his inner waterfowl?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044054 +0000" stop="20261008044339 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Bomb! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bomb to the rescue! Bomb's love for classic superheroes inspires a new wardrobe choice, and a need to save everything on Piggy Island! But every superhero has a weakness…</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044339 +0000" stop="20261008044624 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just So - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All Red wants is for the eggs to have a perfect environment where they can incubate in peace. Is that too much to ask?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044624 +0000" stop="20261008044909 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle of Life - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The pigs kidnap Red and Chuck and force them to make an egg. –Wait, what? They really can’t be that dumb can they? Don’t answer that...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044909 +0000" stop="20261008045155 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cave Pig - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The pigs discover a perfectly preserved Cave Pig in a block of ice. Absolutely nothing bad will happen if they keep it at room temperature right?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045155 +0000" stop="20261008045440 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joy to the Pigs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good - SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045440 +0000" stop="20261008045725 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogzilla - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Pig City is being attacked by a fearsome hairy beast! Sound the alarm! Secure the perimeter! Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045725 +0000" stop="20261008050010 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boulder Bro - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The other birds grow tired of Chuck's attention-seeking. That's ok. Chuck will just make a new friend!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050010 +0000" stop="20261008050255 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckmania - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Moustache pig puts together an egg-napping plan. Let's distract the most charismatic bird on Piggy Island by stroking his ego.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050255 +0000" stop="20261008050540 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Without My Helmet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Some of us wear many hats every day. For Corporal Pig, it's just the one. Hog of war. Destroyer of birds. But what what's left when you strip away his defining accessory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050540 +0000" stop="20261008050825 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mona Litha - S02E15</title>
    <desc>One of Chuck's friends sets him up on a hot date. The table's set, and the candles are lit for a romantic evening.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050825 +0000" stop="20261008051110 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Bomb of Hamelot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bomb joins in the Medieval Fair festivities in Pig City by entering the joust competition. But is the prize really worth fighting for?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051110 +0000" stop="20261008051355 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearded Ambition - S02E17</title>
    <desc>King Pig envies the noble bearded visages of the piggy elders, but narry a single whisker sprouts from his baby smooth face. What's a pig to do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051355 +0000" stop="20261008051641 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Justice - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Matilda has a guilty pleasure: pig hockey. She's such a superfan, she even dreams of joining the game herself! There's just one problem – she's not a pig.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051641 +0000" stop="20261008051926 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow the Chuck Down! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Matilda thinks Chuck should slow down and enjoy the finer things in life. Then again, blazing speed does come in handy from time to time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051926 +0000" stop="20261008052211 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brutal vs. Brutal - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A misunderstanding over some misplaced nunchucks leads to a grudge match between Chuck and the toughest pig on Piggy Island. Let's get ready to rumble!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052211 +0000" stop="20261008052456 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eating Out - S02E21</title>
    <desc>While Matilda's out at the beach, the birds are left to fend for themselves for dinner, but their culinary muscles are... not as developed as they could be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052456 +0000" stop="20261008052741 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Eggscape - S02E22</title>
    <desc>King Pig finally gets an honest to gonest egg within chomping range when Red shows up and threatens to shatter his omelette-eating dreams. Time to skedaddle!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052741 +0000" stop="20261008053026 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Like a Hog - S02E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig can't sleep, and it's up to Professor Pig to get him to saw some logs. He's got science on his side! But if that doesn't work, they can always put him down 'maunually'...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053026 +0000" stop="20261008053311 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bombina - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Being a highly explosive bird, Bomb is a huge threat to the pigs. Maybe they can lead him away from the eggs by his heartstrings...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053311 +0000" stop="20261008053556 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Possessed - S02E25</title>
    <desc>King Pig is on a wild eating spree when he happens upon (i.e. devours entirely) the tent of a witch doctor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053556 +0000" stop="20261008053841 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Epic Sax-Off! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Matilda finds a spot to practice her saxophone away from the complaints of the other birds, but she's soon upstaged by a slick piggy horn player. There's only one way to settle this – BATTLE OF THE SAXES!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053841 +0000" stop="20261008054126 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Heist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>King Pig rescues a mistreated egg. After all, these things aren’t exactly a dime-a-dozen! Are they?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054126 +0000" stop="20261008054411 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Hair Day - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Chuck finds a grey feather in his plumage and is forced to cope with the fact that he is no longer a spring chicken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054411 +0000" stop="20261008054652 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golditrotters - S03E03</title>
    <desc>This little pig is too tough for a dumb children’s book. Golditrotters? Pshhhhhh – that’s not scary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054652 +0000" stop="20261008054937 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabbage - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Look out pigs. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he is taking absolutely no guff from these swine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054937 +0000" stop="20261008055222 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porcula - S03E05</title>
    <desc>On one night every year, the dreaded Porcula comes out to feast, but he should really pay more attention to what he eats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055222 +0000" stop="20261008055507 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Didgeridork - S03E06</title>
    <desc>In this world, there are didgeridoos and didgeridon'ts – a lesson that Chuck had to learn the hard way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055507 +0000" stop="20261008055752 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Porktrait - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Admiring the portraits of past leaders, King Pig tries to take the perfect snapshot to inspire admiration in all pig kind. Tries.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055752 +0000" stop="20261008060037 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fix It! - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When it comes to breaking things, Chuck is a superstar. When it comes to fixing them, results vary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060037 +0000" stop="20261008060322 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Age Rage - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig completely fails at making a youth serum, but every failure is a new opportunity – to weaponize!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060322 +0000" stop="20261008060608 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catching the Blues - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mustache Pig seizes the perfect opportunity to catch that one blue bird. There’s no escaping now!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060608 +0000" stop="20261008060853 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Tree Standing - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Oh, Christmas tree. OH! THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060853 +0000" stop="20261008061138 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Hippy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When the pigs are constantly ruffling Red's feathers, it takes a special kind of bird to calm his inner beast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061138 +0000" stop="20261008061423 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind the Pony - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Chuck and Bomb go for a rescue mission in the heart of Pig City, but when the dust settles who is left to clean up?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061423 +0000" stop="20261008061708 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Tilda - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Can the pigs get away with secretly replacing Matilda with a robot look-alike? Surely not – for very long.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061708 +0000" stop="20261008061953 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Ring - S03E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig thinks he can go head to head with Piggy Island’s most renowned wrestler. Will he hold his own, or will he get thrown around like a rag doll?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061953 +0000" stop="20261008062238 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaced Out - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The truth is out there. Unfortunately for Chuck, so are The Blues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062238 +0000" stop="20261008062523 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battling Butlers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Being a good butler requires refined taste and an impeccable sense of etiquette. And then there is King Pig’s butler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062523 +0000" stop="20261008062808 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggshaustion - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Chuck will not rest until every single egg is safe. Every last one of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062808 +0000" stop="20261008063053 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short and Special - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The taller pigs get to have all the fun! Unfortunately, this little piggy has none.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063053 +0000" stop="20261008063408 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hocus Porcus - S03E20</title>
    <desc>This piggy magician can make cakes vanish into thin air! Who would do such a thing?!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063408 +0000" stop="20261008063653 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romance in a Bottle - S03E21</title>
    <desc>King Pig trades gifts with a secret admirer, but when sending a message in a bottle, you never know who is going to get it. Get it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063653 +0000" stop="20261008063938 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It! - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Movie night is ruined by a destroyed film, but King Pig must know how the movie ends! This is where it all gets a bit too real.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063938 +0000" stop="20261008064223 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalker - S03E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig is a master mess maker, but he just might have messed with the wrong piggy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064223 +0000" stop="20261008064508 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Photo Chucked - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows Bomb the bird, but when it comes to photobombs, another member of the flock steals the spotlight. Hint: He’s really fast, full of himself, and yellow – rhymes with pluck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064508 +0000" stop="20261008064753 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bake On! - S03E25</title>
    <desc>A student pig stumbles upon a cake recipe that drives King Pig wild. Does Piggy Island have a new chef pig?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064753 +0000" stop="20261008065038 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Hoggers - S03E26</title>
    <desc>When King Pig discards his damaged teddy bear, he instantly regrets it. He must have it back at all cost!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065038 +0000" stop="20261008065323 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuck Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Chuck accidentally knocks Red off a precipice, the race is on to save him before he hits rock bottom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065323 +0000" stop="20261008065610 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's My Crown? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When King Pig loses his crown while rushing to buy candy apples, the other pigs assume he is a regular pig and treat him badly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065610 +0000" stop="20261008065858 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Chuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Chuck puts the Blues through their paces on a military training course, but who will come out on top?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065858 +0000" stop="20261008070145 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Birthday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's a special day for one of the Minion Pigs, but do the other Pigs know, or even care?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070145 +0000" stop="20261008070430 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg Sounds - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Birds are thrilled when the Eggs start to speak, but who are the hatchlings going to take after?</desc>
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    <title>Pig Talent - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Off Duty - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Red's away, the other Birds think it's their chance to play...</desc>
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    <title>Gardening with Terence - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Terence casts an ominous shadow over Matilda's flower beds. Can she get him to move before her prize blooms wilt?</desc>
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    <title>Dopeys on a Rope - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Double Take - S01E16</title>
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    <desc>Corporal Pig tries out his latest weapon of mass destruction on some very worried Minion Pigs.</desc>
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    <title>Slappy-Go-Lucky - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig's latest invention turns out to be far from relaxing when Foreman Pig gets his trotters on the plans.</desc>
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    <title>Sneezy Does It - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When a nervous Minion Pig is chosen to carry the King's litter, can he stop himself sneezing long enough to carry out his duty?</desc>
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    <title>Run, Chuck, Run - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Hypno Pigs - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Pigs resort to hypnosis to get the Eggs, but with Red out for the count, they can't resist a bit of fun...</desc>
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    <title>Egg's Day Out - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A stray egg finds its way into Pig City. Can Red discover where it's gone before Chef Pig makes it into an omelette?</desc>
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    <title>Gate Crasher - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Pigs finally capture the Eggs. But Chuck is determined to get through the gates of Pig City, even if it means using his head.</desc>
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    <title>Hog Roast - S01E24</title>
    <desc>One thing's sure in Pig City, when you call the emergency services, the emergency is about to get a lot worse...</desc>
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    <title>The Bird That Cried Pig - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chuck keeps lying about pigs but when there really is a pig, the birds don't believe him.</desc>
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    <title>Cheating Death - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Deadly battles for supremacy in the animal kingdom are revealed in Animal Fight Night.</desc>
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    <title>United We Stand - S06E08</title>
    <desc>In this explosive episode, mothers risk everything to protect young.</desc>
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    <title>Savanna Smackdown - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Nat Geo WILD reveals what happens when Africa's wildest animals turn on their own kind and brings you closer than ever to the toughest and meanest fights on the savanna. Using stunning HD and home video, the battles are replayed in slow-mo, freeze-frames and close-up zooms, bringing the heart-pounding action into striking detail -- whether it's the moment a rhino takes a piercing jab at its rival or when a hippo uses one of the widest gapes in nature to deliver a fierce blow to an opponent.</desc>
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    <title>Rumble in the USA - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In America's wild West, predator and prey go head to head in epic battles of survival -- but what happens when animals turn on their own kind to win food, territory and rights to the bloodline? Footage of America's most iconic animals fighting it out is captured in stunning HD and slowed down to reveal every gut-wrenching and flinch-inducing moment.</desc>
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    <title>Beach Brawl - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nat Geo WILD sails around the world to reveal what happens when nature's fiercest shore dwellers turn on their own kind, as we expose the coastline's toughest and meanest animal fights. Home video footage and stunning HD, combined with super slow-mo action replays, break down each battle in striking detail -- from the moment a polar bear aims its massive jaw at a rival's neck to incredible images of shark embryos fighting for their lives inside their mother's womb.</desc>
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    <title>Kangaroos, Tigers, Octopus - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The tropics are home to millions of species of animals that clash in savage battles for survival. But what happens when the tropics' most ruthless turn on each other? Watch as these animals go head-to-head with their own kind and turn these tranquil vacation spots into bloody battlegrounds. From the rookie tiger whose hunger for territory ends in fatal violence, to the monster-sized monitor lizards that fight like professional wrestlers, life in the tropics is anything but paradise.</desc>
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    <title>Grizzly Bears, Guanacos, Beetles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In the wild badlands of the Americas, there are no rules when it comes to survival. Watch what happens when the New World's most ruthless killers turn against each other and fight tooth and claw against their own kind. From a grizzly bear's audacious robbery gone bad, to a starling defending her home to the death, the contenders range from the massive to the miniature, all fighting to stay alive.</desc>
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    <title>Leopards, Wild Boars, Pistol Shrimp - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Survival doesn't come easy when living in the world's most extreme environments. From freezing Siberia, where scarce resources force mighty golden eagles to fight for food, to the mountains of Pakistan, where mating season sparks a deadly duel between two markhor goats thousands of feet up a mountain, watch what happens when survival means fighting the elements and each other.</desc>
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    <title>Coyotes, Crabs, Eagles - S02E04</title>
    <desc>From the mountain summits that touch the sky, down to the dark waters of the ocean depths, extreme altitudes are home to millions of species that clash in savage battles for survival. For these animals that live life on the edge, playing nice just isn't an option when resources are scarce and the conditions are harsh. From a bald eagle earning its wings in aerial combat, to the dog-eat-dog world of coyote pack fights, things get deadly as animals fight to become king of the mountain.</desc>
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    <title>Anchors A-Warners - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Scratchansniff goes on a vacation. Unfortunately for him, the Warners tag along with him.</desc>
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    <title>When You're Traveling... - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Yakko explains in song the different time zones.</desc>
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    <title>Papers for Pappa - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Warners chase Ernest Hemingway around the world when he refuses to sign for his office supply delivery.</desc>
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    <title>Amazing Gladiators - S04E15</title>
    <desc>As an anniversary present for Maurita, Flavio gets them onto her favourite TV show "Amazing Gladiators".</desc>
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    <title>Pinky and the Ralph - S04E16</title>
    <desc>A sneak peek of a fictional spin-off starring Pinky and Ralph the Guard.</desc>
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    <title>Ten Short Films About Wakko Warner - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Wakko Warner is featured in ten short films that give us a closer look at the Hollywood Legend.</desc>
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    <title>No Time for Love - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A cuckoo clock bird falls for a real female bird and tries to win her love on the hour.</desc>
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    <title>The Boo Network - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Chicken Boo pretends to be a television network programmer who decides on the network's fall line-up.</desc>
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    <title>Pitter Patter of Little Feet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Brain's latest scheme for world domination involves pretending to be a baby hippo (delivered by Friz Freleng's famous drunken stork) for proud new parents Flavio and Maurita to reap an inheritance.</desc>
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    <title>Mindy in Wonderland - S04E21</title>
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    <title>Ralph's Wedding - S04E22</title>
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    <title>Moosage in a Bottle - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Warners discover a bottle and find a message from lawyers in it.</desc>
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    <title>Back in Style - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Warner Brothers Studio is losing money because the movies of one of its stars Tab Boo are complete failures. In order to make money, Thaddeus Plotz loans the Warners out to other cartoon shows.</desc>
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    <title>Bones in the Body - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Warners sit around the campfire and sing about the bones in the body. The get a little help from Skullhead Bonyhands.</desc>
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    <title>It - S05E04</title>
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    <title>Dot - The Macadamia Nut - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Bully for Skippy - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Cute First (Ask Questions Later) - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Snow White ask the mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all and its answer is Dot. Now she's trying to make Dot uncute so she will be the cutest.</desc>
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    <title>Acquaintances - S05E08</title>
    <desc>In a parody of the long running hit TV show "Friends," the Warner siblings meet and try to befriend six Friend-like character knock-offs.</desc>
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    <title>Here Comes Attila - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The Warners sing a song about Attila the Hun and his assault upon Europe.</desc>
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    <title>Boo Wonder - S05E10</title>
    <desc>In this parody of Batman and Robin, Chicken Boo pretends to be the Boo Wonder.</desc>
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    <title>Hooray for North Hollywood (1) - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The Warners write a script for a movie, which is turned down by Mr. Plotz.</desc>
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    <title>Hooray for North Hollywood (2) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After the Warners' movie becomes a huge hit, Mr. Plotz finds himself sinking deeper and deeper after being let go by his studio.</desc>
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    <title>The Carpool - S05E13</title>
    <desc>The Warners ride in a carpool with three businessman.</desc>
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    <title>Sunshine Squirrels - S05E14</title>
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    <title>The Christmas Tree - S05E15</title>
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    <title>Punchline - Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Punchline host Ted Foppel tries to get to the bottom of the question of why did the chicken cross the road.</desc>
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    <title>Katie KaBoom: Prom Night - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Katie KaBoom has been asked to go to the prom. But when her parents refuse to buy her the clothes she needs, she gets angry.</desc>
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    <title>Punchline - The Chicken or the Egg? - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Punchline host Ted Foppel tries to get to the bottom of the question of what came first the Chicken or the Egg.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Time - S05E19</title>
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    <title>The Brain's Apprentice - S05E20</title>
    <desc>In this all musical parody of the "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" segment of Fantasia, Pinky must stop a machine from making small robots that seek world domination.</desc>
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    <title>Birds on a Wire - S05E21</title>
    <desc>The Goodfeathers discuss the wind and argue about the direction from which is coming.</desc>
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    <title>The Scoring Session - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The cast of Animaniacs does a recording of the music for the show and gives the replacement conductor a hard time.</desc>
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    <title>The Animaniacs Suite - S05E23</title>
    <desc>This short features a look back at previous episodes of Animaniacs set to music.</desc>
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    <title>Star Warners - S05E24</title>
    <desc>In this parody of Star Wars, the Animaniacs play rebels who are attempting to get away from the evil and dangerous Girth Plotz.</desc>
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    <title>Jurassic Lark - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In a spoof of Jurassic Park, a crew uncovers Yakko, Wakko, and Dot in the wilderness.</desc>
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    <title>Suspended Animation (1) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Yakko, Wakko, and Dot return home and learn about the modern world after being rebooted.</desc>
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    <title>Of Mice and Memes - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Brain's meme fails to achieve world domination.</desc>
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    <title>Suspended Animation (2) - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Yakko sings about Hollywood reboots.</desc>
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    <title>Warners Unbound - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Warners vacation in Ancient Greece.</desc>
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    <title>How to Brain Your Dragon - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Pinky &amp; the Brain try using a dragon to rule the world.</desc>
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    <title>Suffragette City - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Dot learns that cartoons don't have the right to vote.</desc>
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    <title>Gold Meddlers - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The Warners compete in games of skill.</desc>
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    <title>Pinko and the Brain - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Brain gets busted time-travelling.</desc>
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    <title>Math-terpiece Theater: Apples - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Dot gives a dramatic math lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Bun Control - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Warners fight a rabbit infestation.</desc>
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    <title>Ex-Mousina - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Brain’s robot “son” turns on him.</desc>
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    <title>Bloopf - S06E13</title>
    <desc>A new app is born.</desc>
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    <title>Good Warner Hunting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Warners are stalked by a hunter.</desc>
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    <title>The Cutening - S06E17</title>
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    <title>Across the Universe - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Through the Valley of Shadows - S01E02</title>
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    <desc>On an expedition to a mysterious moon, Sasha attempts to make first contact with a second artifact as Niko and Cas get brutally honest with each other.</desc>
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    <title>I Think We're Alone Now - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Techniques - S06E11</title>
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    <title>Maine - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Anthony Bourdain travels to Portland and Rockland, Maine for fresh seafood and more.</desc>
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    <desc>Tony has never been shy when it comes to expressing his feelings toward, well, pretty much anything. With the help of a few friends, including the illustrious Ron Jeremy, Tony gears up for Food Porn, round 2.</desc>
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    <title>Caribbean Island Hopping - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Anthony Bourdain travels to the Grenadine Islands to sample local cuisine and explore the Caribbean lifestyle. He tries scuba-diving, fishing and hunting for local delicacies.</desc>
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    <title>Heartland - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Many assume that what lies between the east and west coast is an unsophisticated culinary wasteland. Convinced otherwise, Anthony Bourdain sets out to the American Heartland to find the unsung heroes of the food scene.</desc>
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    <title>Liberia - S06E16</title>
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    <title>Kerala, India - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Tony visits Kerala in southwestern India and samples many spicy and flavorful dishes, from street food to home-cooked meals. Also: Indian actor Mammootty invites the host to visit him on the set of his action film.</desc>
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    <title>Where It All Began - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The show takes a look back at Tony before the fame of No Reservations and his top selling book Kitchen Confidential.</desc>
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    <title>Dubai - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Anthony Bourdain travels to Dubai, the second-largest and most populated of the 7 states that make up the United Arab Emirates. He dives into Dubai’s extravagant food scene with restaurants catering to "the rich and super rich."</desc>
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    <title>Rome - S06E20</title>
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    <title>Laser Lenses - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Master Shake's megalomania soars to new heights once he steals Frylock's laser-shooting contact lenses.</desc>
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    <title>Dummy Love - S05E07</title>
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    <title>The Marines - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Bible Fruit - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Gene E. - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Master Shake discovers a genie at the dump who promises to grant wishes, but instead turns the Aqua Teens invisible. After inadvertently killing him, they discover a shrunken Carl. Meatwad and Frylock try to restore their visibility, while Carl and Master Shake use their cursed states to spy on women.</desc>
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    <title>Shake Like Me - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Master Shake is bitten by a radioactive black man and becomes black. Boxy Brown trys to make him a super star.</desc>
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    <title>She Creature - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A strange monster is inhabiting Carl's pool, and while the Aqua Teens attempt to get to the bottom of the mystery, Carl has to deal with the local mafia.</desc>
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    <title>Chick Magnet - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Creature From Plaque Lagoon - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Meatwad and Shake are set out to capture the Tooth Fairy.</desc>
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    <title>Time Machine - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Frylock builds a time machine, but things don't go according to plan.</desc>
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    <title>2-And-A-Half Star Wars Out of Five - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A pink man is looking for funding to blow up the moon. Features a full-fledged orchestral score.</desc>
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    <title>Fry Legs - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Frylock begins acting strangely after falling in love with a girl.</desc>
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    <title>Der Inflatable Fuhrer - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Frylock takes up some part time work over the internet involving dangerous substances and balloons, not realising who it is for.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Last One Forever and Ever - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Aqua Teens find out that there is a fire in the water. This is a live-action episode, starring T-Pain as Frylock and H. Jon Benjamin as Master Shake.</desc>
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    <title>A PE Christmas - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Shake might have turned over a new leaf for Christmas. Or he might have stolen the identities of a couple of rappers and plans to release an album to make as much money as possible.</desc>
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    <title>Rabbot Redux - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The Aqua Teens move into a new house and reminsce about times past. Carl is ecstatic to see them off, but his joy might be short lived.</desc>
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    <title>Rubberman - S07E03</title>
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    <title>Eggball - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Master Shake builds a pinball machine designed after himself. He runs out of pinballs, so the Aqua Teens travel to Death Island to collect pinball eggs from a flightless bird.</desc>
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    <title>Monster - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Meatwad is terrified of the monsters living in the house, so Frylock tries to help him come to terms with it. Shake tries to make things worse.</desc>
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    <title>Hands On a Hamburger - S07E06</title>
    <desc>The Aqua Teens compete in a contest at a suspiciously-familiar burger chain, unaware that they are pawns in Dr. Wongburger's latest scheme.</desc>
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    <title>IAMAPOD - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Shake recieves a pod in the mail which swiftly grows into a Chickenfoot loving plant that would love to replicate him.</desc>
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    <title>Juggalo - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Shake has an angel harrass him for causing an accident, forcing him to help people he has previously harmed.</desc>
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    <title>Multiple Meat - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Master Shake cuts Meatwad into pieces as punishment for a crime neither can remember, only to find every chunk retains his consciousness.</desc>
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    <title>Kangarilla and the Magic Tarantula - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Master Shake and Frylock become addicted to a cell phone game which is unfortunate timing for the ghosts that haunt them since cell phones kill the ghosts.</desc>
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    <title>Larry Miller Hair System - S07E11</title>
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    <title>One Hundred - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Frylock has become obsessed with the number 100, convinced something bad will happen. Dana Snyder breaks character to get syndication money, and pitches a new show.</desc>
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    <title>Allen (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Master Shake awakens to a surprise after a stint in a hyper-sleep chamber.</desc>
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    <title>Allen (2) - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Master Shake faces the future ruler of Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Intervention - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Carl must face the consequences of his drinking.</desc>
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    <title>Freedom Cobra - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Master Shake gets a tattoo that is alive and controls him.</desc>
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    <title>The Creditor - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Shake encounters financial woes that could have disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>Vampirus - S08E06</title>
    <desc>A vampire virus devastates the world, but the guys may have a cure.</desc>
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    <desc>Frylock gets a smartphone.</desc>
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    <title>Jumpy George - S08E08</title>
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    <title>Lasagna - S08E09</title>
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    <title>Last Dance for Napkin Lad - S08E10</title>
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    <title>Big Bro - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Not much is known yet, other than Frylock is playing with Gerald, a nine year old kid, presumed to be Carl's son, and they are building a soap-box derby racer reminiscent of 2 Wycked, when Carl breaks down and destroys it. It is then that Gerald's mother pulls over in the car, presumed to be a hooker Carl knocked up.</desc>
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    <title>Chicken and Beans - S09E02</title>
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    <title>Shirt Herpes - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Shake gets a mythical shirt that takes him back to the land of dragons where he rules as their king.</desc>
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    <title>Rocket Horse &amp; Jet Chicken - S09E04</title>
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    <title>The Granite Family - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Shake is offered a tour to the White House, however, he wanders off into the president's office and causes a potentially apocalyptic missile strike on the Earth in order to recreate his favorite televison series, The Granite Family. The Aqua Somethings require safety so they go with Carl in his bomb shelter.</desc>
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    <title>It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Charlie tests Emma's loyalty; Shafe passes Guapo's test; after his first acid trip, courtesy of Manson, Hodiak helps a fellow detective with a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Your Mother Should Know - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Trust is an issue when Bunchy asks Hodiak to solve his brother's murder; the Hodiak family comes together to help Walt; Guapo puts Shafe to work; Charlie's mother visits; Sadie sets up Emma.</desc>
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    <title>(Please Let Me Love You and) It Won't Be Wrong - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Emma's absence is felt when the Manson family makes a documentary; Hodiak makes a deal with Ken Karn to save his son.</desc>
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    <title>Old Ego Is a Too Much Thing - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Emma returns to the family just as Mary goes into labor; Hodiak's deal for Walt goes south; the conclusion to Hodiak and Shafe's murder investigation has unforeseen consequences; Karn takes care of an old problem.</desc>
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    <title>Helter Skelter - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hodiak receives some disturbing fan mail as Charmain takes a dangerous plunge undercover and Brian discovers Roy's true intentions. Ken takes aim at Hal as Charlie fears an old prison mate is back to collect a debt.</desc>
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    <title>Happiness Is a Warm Gun - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Charlie cooks up a plan for Ralph and his crew; Hal wakes to a nightmare; and Hodiak gets leverage for his son.</desc>
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    <title>Why Don't We Do It in the Road - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Charlie bonds with a Beach Boy, while "Tex" joins the Manson Family. Hodiak and Grace tread familiar territory as Brian takes a stab at a killer and gets rewarded for his sharp work.</desc>
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    <title>Revolution 1 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On the day of Martin Luther King, Jr.'s assassination, Hodiak must investigate a murder in a black neighborhood while trying to prevent an imminent riot. In the midst of the crisis in the black community, Kristin's involvement with the Black Panthers drives a wedge between her and Shafe's marriage. Meanwhile, Charmain brings the drug case to a close and discovers the full cost of undercover work.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Internal affairs turns up the heat on Hodiak, but a tragedy interrupts the investigation. Meanwhile, Dennis Wilson's courtship with Emma ignites jealousy in Manson. Dennis takes Emma and Manson to meet a record producer who lives at 10050 Cielo Drive- the future home of the Tate family.</desc>
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    <title>Revolution 9 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While Shafe's addiction problems mount, Hodiak helps an old war buddy find his blackmailer. Meanwhile, Karn gathers information to use against Bobby Kennedy and Grace finds a new love for politics.</desc>
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    <title>Finally Got the Name Right - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Caitlyn doubles down on her hunt for Jinx. Ambessa accepts a fateful meeting. Changes in Zaun lead to a shocking discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Paint the Town Blue - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As rumors of Jinx's return swirl, Ambessa pursues her target with renewed enthusiasm. Jinx and Sevika go undercover and into the belly of the beast.</desc>
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    <title>Blisters and Bedrock - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Vi awakens to surprising news. An unsettling reunion isn't what it seems. Caitlyn uncovers the origins of Shimmer.</desc>
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    <title>The Message Hidden Within the Pattern - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Healing comes from a familiar face — in an unfamiliar place. A stunning betrayal threatens to change countless lives.</desc>
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    <title>Pretend Like It's the First Time - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A moment of darkness, a moment of light — and a vision of What Could Have Been.</desc>
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    <title>Killing Is a Cycle - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A brewing storm fuels a series of startling transformations. Elsewhere, the spark of rebellion still burns.</desc>
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    <title>The Dirt Under Your Nails - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Magic. Science. Power. Revenge. Destinies clash in an epic final chapter, igniting an all-out war.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to the Playground - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Orphaned sisters Vi and Powder bring trouble to Zaun's underground streets in the wake of a heist in posh Piltover.</desc>
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    <title>Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Idealistic inventor Jayce attempts to harness magic through science — despite his mentor's warnings. Criminal kingpin Silco tests a powerful substance.</desc>
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    <title>The Base Violence Necessary for Change - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An epic showdown between old rivals results in a fateful moment for Zaun. Jayce and Viktor risk it all for their research.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Progress Day! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Piltover prospering from their tech, Jayce and Viktor weigh their next move. A familiar face re-emerges from Zaun to wreak havoc.</desc>
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    <title>Bort the Garj - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Borthday - S10E02</title>
    <desc>The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer's safe.</desc>
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    <title>The Leftovers - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.</desc>
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    <title>Dining with the Zarglorp - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Deep in space, Archer and the crew encounter a terrifying cosmic beast. Even deeper, they encounter a self-aggrandizing life coach.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Deadly Goes to Town - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Archer and the crew pick up a hitchhiker and try to convince him to turn his life around.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Daydreams of an interstellar road trip turn into an existential nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Space Pirates - S10E07</title>
    <desc>A voyage home gets interrupted by an alien battle cruiser carrying precious cargo.</desc>
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    <title>Cubert - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Archer is convinced a mysterious object is causing the crew to act strangely. Is it magnetic? Is it supernatural? Does it need to be cleaned with some sterile wipes?</desc>
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    <title>Robert De Niro - S10E09</title>
    <desc>When a trial turns into a party it can only mean that Barry-6 has returned!</desc>
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    <title>The Orpheus Gambit - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Archer's back in the spy game and his first mission is to guard a priceless statue. His second mission, to tell Lana his true feelings. His third mission, to get blind drunk.</desc>
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    <title>Bloodsploosh - S11E02</title>
    <desc>Archer and the gang attend a martial arts tournament to extricate an international arms dealer. Unrelated, "International Arms Dealer" is what Cyril calls his right bicep.</desc>
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    <title>Helping Hands - S11E03</title>
    <desc>The Agency attempts to steal experimental technology from a reclusive inventor, but they forgot one vital item... Sterling Archer.</desc>
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    <title>Robot Factory - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Archer and the gang team up with Barry to stop an army of Barrys from turning the world into Barrys.</desc>
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    <title>Best Friends - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Archer is head over heels for his new valet, Aleister. Will Archer do Aleister's recommended rehabilitation exercises or just eat himself to death?</desc>
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    <title>The Double Date - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Archer shows off his date to Lana. Cyril shows Archer's date a top-secret dossier. Archer's date shows Archer his innermost desires.</desc>
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    <title>Caught Napping - S11E07</title>
    <desc>When AJ is kidnapped, it's up to Archer to get her back and keep Lana's rampage pointed in the right direction.</desc>
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    <title>Cold Fusion - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Archer and the gang travel to Antarctica to solve a murder mystery with international implications.</desc>
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    <title>Identity Crisis - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Archer and the gang just saved the world from a nuclear catastrophe and their reward is five nights in a rat-infested Moldovan hotel.</desc>
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    <title>Lowjacked - S12E02</title>
    <desc>The Agency embarks on a team building exercise that doesn't quite get off the ground.</desc>
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    <title>London Time - S12E03</title>
    <desc>A mission across the pond turns into a trip down memory lane for Malory while Cheryl/Carol teaches Pam about British history.</desc>
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    <title>Photo Op - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Archer and Lana face off against snakes, crocodiles and mercenaries to reunite a family.</desc>
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    <title>The Fluffberg Method - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Archibald helps Dr. Fluffberg through medical school.</desc>
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    <title>Singing Tele-Grammers - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Arch dons the mantle of a singing telegrammer.</desc>
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    <title>Unpoppable - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Archibald and Bea get stuck in a bubble.</desc>
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    <title>Slumber Party Hard - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Archibald invites a friend to the Strutters’ slumber party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014318 +0000" stop="20261008020630 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Overdue - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A librarian is after Archibald for an overdue book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020630 +0000" stop="20261008022941 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gator’s Giving - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Archibald hosts Cousin Ashley’s family holiday.</desc>
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    <title>Crazy Maze - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Archibald and Sage enter an endurance race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025253 +0000" stop="20261008031605 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Sneaks - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Archibald delivers ice cream for some entrepreneurs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031605 +0000" stop="20261008034016 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken at Sea - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Archibald hits the high seas to help out endangered turtles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034016 +0000" stop="20261008040427 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Keymaster - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It's Archibald to the rescue when the citizens of Crackridge report a series of thefts.</desc>
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    <title>Best in Showbot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Archibald hides inside Loy's robot after accidentally breaking it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042837 +0000" stop="20261008045248 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Madame Baroness - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A lost boomerang leads to a job working for a fancy singer.</desc>
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    <title>The Oath of the Compass - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Archibald must think fast after forgetting to mail invites to his sister's party.</desc>
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    <title>Garbage Fruit - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Archibald uses his other senses when he's temporarily unable to see.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054110 +0000" stop="20261008060519 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glide &amp; Gobble - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Stranded in a canyon, Archibald and his siblings search for a way out.</desc>
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    <title>Wheelie, No Hands - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When it comes to bike riding, Archibald has serious skills. Who knew?</desc>
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    <title>The Missing Piece - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Archibald goes on a scavenger hunt for a missing puzzle piece.</desc>
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    <title>The Scotchman - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Archibald marches to a creepy house to deliver a package.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071749 +0000" stop="20261008074200 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain Mayhem - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After winning a citizen swap contest, Archibald moves to a mountain town for a week.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving Reunion (1) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mike, Gloria and little Joey come home to spend Thanksgiving with the Bunkers.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving Reunion (2) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria Stivic, and little Joey, come home to spend Thanksgiving with the Bunkers.  (Originally a 1-hour special)</desc>
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    <title>Barney and the Hooker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dottie (the hooker from #3) has been arrested for prostitution.  Murray bails her out and talks Archie into hiring her as a waitress to try to keep her out of trouble.  However, trouble finds her when now divorcee Barney Hefner falls in love and proposes.</desc>
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    <title>Man of the Year - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An old high school buddy of Archie's (who is also a conman) comes to town to inform Archie that he has been elected Man of the Year.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Shabbat Dinner - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Edith and Stephanie are preparing a Shabbat dinner, a dinner eaten on the Jewish sabbath.  They invite Archie's partner, Murray and his non-Jewish girlfriend.  Unbeknownst to him, Edith also invites his mother, who feels that Murray should only be dating Jewish women.</desc>
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    <title>Barney and the Lawsuit - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Barney's barstool collapses while he is sitting on it, Archie is afraid he will try to sue.</desc>
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    <title>Murray and Blanche - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Barney's ex-wife Blanche comes back to town, and is as sex crazy as ever. She now goes after Murray, infuriating Barney.</desc>
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    <title>Murray's Daughter - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Murray's estranged daughter suddenly shows up with a Puerto Rican husband and children on the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Ambush - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The neighborhood has had a sudden rash of burglaries and Archie and Murray are afraid the bar will be the next one.</desc>
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    <title>Return of Sammy - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Archie's ""old friend"" Sammy Davis Jr. is in town appearing on a talk show.  Archie calls him up and invites him to the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Fixes Up Fred - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Customers have been complaining about Veronica's nephew, Fred, the gay waiter.  So Archie decides that he can convert him by setting him up on a date with a pretty girl.</desc>
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    <title>Father and Daughter Night - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Murray steps in when Archie refuses to appear in the father and daughter talent show at Stephanie's school.</desc>
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    <title>Van Ranseleer's Operation - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Archie and the guys at the bar read in the paper that there might be a cure for Mr. Van Ranseleer's blindness, they pool their efforts and money so he can have the operation.</desc>
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    <title>Veronica's Ex - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Veronica's ex-husband (Jerry Stiller) come back to town, and Veronica falls for him all over again.</desc>
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    <title>A Small Mafia Favor - S01E24</title>
    <desc>An old friend of Murray's comes to visit, but he's also a crime kingpin.  When Murray unknowingly signals the death of a rival mob boss, Archie fears retalitation.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Alone (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Archie and Stephanie face life after Ediths death.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Alone (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Archie refuses to deal with Ediths death.</desc>
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    <title>Home Again - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Due to painful memories of Ediths death,Archie considers selling the home and getting an apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Hiring the Housekeeper - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Archie searches for a housekeeper to look after Stephanie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001732 +0000" stop="20261008011608 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Signals - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Haunted by a family tragedy, Dan begins to restore videotapes for a cryptic firm. Then he's startled to learn of his connection to their missing creator.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011608 +0000" stop="20261008021311 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wellspring - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Messages from the dead arrive while Dan follows Melody on her investigation into the Visser. But who's watching the watcher — and what lies below?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021311 +0000" stop="20261008025838 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terror in the Aisles - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The past loops back around as Melody returns to Steven with Jess. Mark checks out a find. Dan tries to map his situation, but he may be losing his way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025838 +0000" stop="20261008035557 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit Receivers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the woods, Dan encounters the unexpected. In the tapes, Melody learns about the cult and makes contact during a shocking séance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035557 +0000" stop="20261008044810 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Looking Glass - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The past blurs into the present when Melody visits a forbidden floor in search of an inspired Anabelle. Music leads to lost souls — and revelations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044810 +0000" stop="20261008054352 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Circle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A circle tightens, panic grows: Dan learns about his predecessor, and Melody tries to track the source of the Visser's dangers. Yet the evil spreads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054352 +0000" stop="20261008063026 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ferryman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The veil drops from a cursed film's origins. At the Vos Mansion in 1924, Iris recruits Rose for a blood ritual. Dan knows he must find Anabelle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063026 +0000" stop="20261008072724 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Beneath - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Otherworld beckons. Melody circles back to the Visser, where a new device captures a sacrifice. So much depends on Dan's journey into the unknown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000720 +0000" stop="20261008003242 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Secret Admirer - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Shy Meggie is thrilled when she discovers she's got a secret admirer. But her excitement turns to fear when she realizes her secret admirer may be writing to her from beyond the grave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003242 +0000" stop="20261008005707 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of Bigfoot Ridge - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Danielle stumbles upon a strange mystery when she travels to Bigfoot Ridge in search of her missing friend, Gina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005707 +0000" stop="20261008012128 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Silver Sight (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Gary, the President of the Midnight Society from the original episodes is back and needs the help of his brother Tucker and his friends to help track down the members of the FIRST Midnight Society from way back in 1937 and help solve an ancient mystery and prevent an evil force from being unleashed on the world.  Part one focuses on Tucker and Gary's search for 'The General' and his clue to the puzzle.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Tale of the Silver Sight (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The Midnight Society split up and go in search of the original members who each hold a clue to the mystery.  Part two focuses on Quinn's search for 'The Homecoming Queen' and Megan's search for 'The Tycoon'.</desc>
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    <desc>The Midnight Society continue to go in search of the original members who each hold a clue to the mystery. Part three focuses on Vange and Andy's search for 'The Riddle Man'.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Lunar Locusts - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Jake meets a beautiful new girl at school who wants to wear his ring. Jake thinks she's great, until he starts to see that there's something very strange about this girl. She's not from his neighborhood and she's not from his town.  In fact, she's not from his planet.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Stone Maiden - S07E05</title>
    <desc>When Julie breaks up with her boyfriend Kevin, he mysteriously disappears. It's then up to Julie to uncover a centuries old legend that led to his disappearance, and to bring him back. Trouble is, there's a mysterious statue in the park that has other plans for Kevin.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of Highway 13 - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Craig and Justin are best friends who buy an old car and fix it up. It's a cool looking muscle car, but it's got a mysterious history and it takes them on a wild ride that they may never return from.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Reanimator - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Julie works for Mr. Doyle in his plant store. He's a nice but strange guy, and she discovers that he's cooking up something odd in his workshop. It's a potion that brings dead plants hack to life! Question is, what would happen if the potion were poured on a grave?</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Time Trap - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Jason buys an ancient lamp from Sardo at his Magic Mansion. Yes indeed, it holds a genie who will grant his every wish. But this isn't an ordinary genie, and Jason will pay a high price for every wish he makes.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Photo Finish - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Two friends, Chandler and Alex, try to out for spots in the Lions Society, a school organization.  However, the society isn't interested in Alex and only Chandler makes the cut.  As part of his initiation, Chandler steals a painting from the library and ends up finding an old photo that seems to be changing.  The thing is, there's someone who lives in the photo and is still taking pictures. And when he takes your picture, you may never be seen again.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Last Dance - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Tara plays the violin beautifully. So beautifully, that someone has fallen in love with her. But this person lives in underground caves and isn't a normal human being. He wants Tara to be his, and his alone, and will stop at nothing to have her.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Laser Maze - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Ashley and Kara are athletic twin sisters who are always in competition with each other. They find the ultimate game to test each other. It's a unique kind of laser tag. What they don't know is that by playing the game, they're being prepared for a much scarier competition. One that isn't played on earth.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of Many Faces - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Emma wants to be a model, but doesn't think she's pretty enough. She meets a strange woman, Madame Visage, who thinks Emma is absolutely beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that she wants to steal her face!</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Night Nurse - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Nicki and AJ are seeing the ghosts from a birthday party that happened many years ago. It's the party of a little girl who died mysteriously, and everyone blamed her Nurse. Now, the Nurse is back, and she's trying to make history repeat itself.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Phantom Cab - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Two brothers, while lost in the woods, come across a mysterious cab driver and a very unusual man named Dr. Vink who won't let any of his victims go unless they solve a riddle.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of Laughing in the Dark - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A kid named Josh decides to prove that a fun house isn't haunted by stealing the nose of the clown who is supposed to haunt the place. He learns that the story isn't fiction when Zeebo pays him a little visit.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Lonely Ghost - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A girl who desperately wants to be friends with her snotty cousin and her group of friends agrees to spend the night in the haunted house next door to become part of the group.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Twisted Claw - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In a twist of "The Monkey's Paw," two boys scare an old lady to death the night before Halloween just as the next night they receive a hand granting them wishes with consequences.</desc>
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    <title>The Ties That Bind - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Diaz targets Team Arrow and their loved ones. Oliver struggles with Felicity putting herself in danger when she gets the chance to stop Diaz for good.</desc>
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    <title>Life Sentence - S06E23</title>
    <desc>With a new ally on his team, Oliver engages Diaz in an epic final battle.</desc>
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    <title>Inmate 4587 - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Following Oliver's shocking decision to turn himself over to the FBI and reveal his identity as the Green Arrow to the public, Oliver has spent the past five months in Slabside Maximum Security Prison. Determined to keep a low profile to shorten his sentence for the sake of his family, Oliver is tested when he runs into old foes. Meanwhile, Diggle and Dinah have taken on new jobs and left their costumes behind but not everyone is following suit. With her focus on William, Felicity tries to start over but when someone from her past resurfaces, things become complicated.</desc>
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    <title>The Longbow Hunters - S07E02</title>
    <desc>In order to track down Diaz from inside prison, Oliver realizes that will require aligning with an old enemy. Meanwhile, in Star City, Felicity’s attempts to root out Diaz are thwarted by Diggle, whose allegiance to ARGUS now requires him to keep civilians like her on the outs. Realizing that she can no longer rely on her old team or old methods, a clear-eyed Felicity resolves to find a new way to go after Diaz.</desc>
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    <title>Crossing Lines - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Still in prison, Oliver faces his biggest challenge yet. Meanwhile, Felicity gets an intriguing offer, and Diggle asks Curtis to go undercover for ARGUS.</desc>
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    <title>Level Two - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Oliver makes a drastic move in his quest to find Diaz. Like her husband, Felicity pulls out all the stops to get to Diaz. Meanwhile, when arsonists target Rene’s community center, injuring Zoe in the process, the mysterious new Green Arrow swoops in to help save the day. Faced with pressure from the mayor to capture the vigilante, Dinah must decide if following the rules at all costs is the best plan to keep the city safe.</desc>
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    <title>The Demon - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Felicity learns something new about Oliver that shocks her. Meanwhile, Diggle asks Curtis to go undercover for ARGUS. Dinah works with an unlikely ally.</desc>
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    <title>Due Process - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Slabside becomes even more dangerous after a guard is murdered and everyone is a suspect. Felicity enlists help from a surprising source in her pursuit of Diaz, and Laurel flexes her muscles as the District Attorney.</desc>
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    <title>The Slabside Redemption - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Oliver makes a choice that will affect his entire life, as well as the lives of everyone he cares about.</desc>
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    <title>Unmasked - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Felicity stands by her recent decisions regarding her family. Meanwhile, Diggle and Lyla continue to look into the Dante painting that Curtis found.</desc>
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    <title>Wish You Were Here - S19E04</title>
    <desc>Sue Ellen meets her pen pal but he is more interested in fashion than world culture.</desc>
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    <title>Arthur's Toy Trouble - S19E05</title>
    <desc>Arthur gets a Mutant Muck Monster as a gift, which he later learns is worth two million dollars unboxed, but it has fallen into the hands of D.W.</desc>
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    <title>Spar for the Course - S19E06</title>
    <desc>After Binky wrecks the 18th hole at a miniature golf course, Muffy, Buster and Binky attempt to create a new 18th hole, but they cannot agree on a final design.</desc>
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    <title>Carl's Concerto - S19E07</title>
    <desc>After George discovers that Carl is a skilled accordionist, Carl agrees to play the accordion for George's puppet show reenactment of 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears' for the local preschool class; however Carl's autistic routines get in the way of rehearsals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015133 +0000" stop="20261008021758 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Much of a Good Thing - S19E08</title>
    <desc>Buster enlists Binky's help as a method to prevent him from gorging cookies at a constant rate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021758 +0000" stop="20261008024423 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Day - S19E09</title>
    <desc>Arthur and his friends are moving into the fourth grade, which Muffy and Francine are concerned about. Meanwhile, Arthur and Buster have their sights set on being in the fourth-grade class taught by the 'cool' new teacher.</desc>
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    <title>Maria Speaks - S19E10</title>
    <desc>aria, a silent girl in Mr. Ratburn's class, finally gets a chance to speak (despite having a stutter) when she is appointed a school news anchor.</desc>
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    <title>Postcards from Binky / Mr. Ratburn's Secret Identity - S19E11</title>
    <desc>Binky's grandparents miss his big soccer game, and so he attempts a reenactment of the event making video postcards just as Buster did when he left with his dad. / Arthur and his friends believe that Mr. Ratburn has a secret identity.</desc>
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    <title>Besties / Carried Away - S19E13</title>
    <desc>When Buster and Ladonna bond, Arthur feels left out. / Pal's cousin Dr. Yowl (a parody of Doctor Who) whisks Pal, Kate and Mei Lin away on an adventure through the solar system in his kennel (a parody of the TARDIS).</desc>
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    <title>Dueling Detectives / Buster Isn't Buying It - S19E15</title>
    <desc>When George's giraffe puppet Wally goes missing, Fern and Binky war over who can find him. / After seeing a false science show featuring a creature called a 'Megatoad' that is apparently real, Buster believes in the claims, but when his friends inform him that the show was cancelled for being untruthful and that the Megatoad is a myth, Buster decides to never believe in anything ridiculous again.</desc>
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    <title>Buster's Second Chance - S20E01</title>
    <desc>After Brain wins a science fair, Buster begins to wonder how different his life would be if he was smarter.</desc>
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    <title>Arthur and the Whole Truth - S20E02</title>
    <desc>While Arthur is practicing for a piano recital, he learns that Buster has been telling him white lies just to not hurt his feelings. Arthur and Buster agree to not tell any more white lies.</desc>
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    <title>Fern's Flights of Fancy - S20E03</title>
    <desc>Fern decides to enter a writer's contest.</desc>
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    <title>Cereal - S20E04</title>
    <desc>After a box of D.W.'s favorite cereal goes missing, Arthur is accused of taking it.</desc>
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    <title>He Said, He Said - S20E05</title>
    <desc>Arthur, Buster, and George are excited to watch a special Bionic Bunny episode, but the TV blacks out. Meanwhile, D.W. and Bud are building a huge Tower of Cows, which Carl also starts doing.</desc>
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    <title>Bunny Trouble - S20E06</title>
    <desc>It's D.W.'s turn to watch the preschool class bunny.</desc>
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    <title>Bud's Knotty Problem - S20E07</title>
    <desc>Bud learns to tie his shoes after seeing a pair of boots that he wants.</desc>
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    <title>Lend Me Your Ear / The Butler Did It - S20E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Ratburn has a complete change in attitude, much to Arthur, Buster, and Brain's concern. / Mr. Crosswire gets a robot butler, but Muffy fears Bailey may be replaced.</desc>
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    <title>The Country Set - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jean and Lionel spend a weekend in the country at Rocky's house. Upon arriving, they are visited by ""the country set.""</desc>
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    <title>Lionel's Ex-Wife - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Lionel's ex-wife, Margaret, asks him out for a drink, and he asks Jean to go with him. When Margaret arrives she isn't at all like Jean anticipated. Turns out she has changed a lot since the divorce and is now rich with a very young boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Lionel's New Hobby - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Lionel starts building model boats as a way to pass the time. Jean worries about Lionel. Alistair trys to get Lionel to work on another book.</desc>
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    <title>Avoiding the Country Set - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Jean and Lionel visit the country house again but, this time try to avoid the townspeople that caused them so much trouble the last time they visited.</desc>
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    <title>Broadcast Plans - S05E05</title>
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    <title>At Death's Door - S05E06</title>
    <desc>When Jean's sister-in-law Penny has to go into the hospital she thinks things are worse than they are and makes a big fuss.</desc>
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    <title>Showered with Gifts - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Lionel and Jean befriend the villagers who shower the couple with gifts.</desc>
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    <title>The Stalker - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Lionel fears he's losing his strength. So when a stalker starts following Sandy home he decides to show he can take care of the situation. Turns out it's just a love-sick teenager following her.</desc>
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    <title>The Psychotherapist - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Just as Lionel is getting used to his new leisurely lifestyle, Jean steps up her pace at work and home. Jean decides to see a psychotherapist to help her with wanting to stop working but, not wanting to ""retire"".</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Party - S06E03</title>
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    <title>What's Wrong with Mrs Bale? - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Jean and Lionel visit the country house and find Mrs. Bale in an odd mood. After Jean suggests Lionel talk to Mrs. Bale to find out what is wrong he becomes ill. When the doctor shows to treat Lionel it is revealed that it's the doctor that Mrs. Bale has a problem with.</desc>
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    <title>Alistair's Engagement - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alistair surprises everyone by announcing his engagement to someone he just met named Mercury. Judy's new boyfriend Paul lies to her and she breaks up with him. Jean wishes Alistair and Judy would get back together.</desc>
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    <title>The House Next Door - S06E06</title>
    <desc>While spending an evening at home everyone is startled by noises coming from the empty house next door. Jean calls the police but, its just the ex owner getting some boxes he had left. The young police officer who shows up to investigate takes a liking to Sandy and asks her out. Jean gets news that Penny and Stephen are looking to buy the house next door. Alistair has a plan to buy the house so they don't have to deal with Penny and Stephen as neighbors.</desc>
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    <title>A Surprise for Jean - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Jean tells Lionel that she wants him to surprise her more. So Alistair suggests Lionel surprise Jean with a trip. However it turns out not to be the easiest thing to do.</desc>
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    <title>Pardon? - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Jean suspects that Lionel is going deaf. But despite the fact that he clearly can't hear very much, Lionel resists going to a doctor. Meanwhile, he becomes convinced that Jean is having problems with her eyes, and sets about solving this dilemma.</desc>
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    <title>An Old Flame - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Jean and Lionel take a parental interest in Harry, Sandy's policeman boyfriend. Yet, the affairs of the younger generation seem to diminish in importance when Jean receives a phone message from an old flame.</desc>
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    <title>Twist and Shout - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ruby's latest creation is her most diabolical plan yet to turn Brandy against Ash; Pablo suspects something isn't right with Kelly when she meets him and Ash at the school; chaos ensues when evil shows up at the dance.</desc>
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    <title>Rifting Apart - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ash and Pablo realize the rift in the cellar is the key to saving humanity and devise a plan to save the ones they love.</desc>
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    <title>Judgement Day - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Pablo's role as Brujo Especiale has him straddle the worlds of good and evil to keep the rift open for Ash to save Brandy and Kelly, but they run into a snag; Ruby and Kaya faceoff with The Dark One.</desc>
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    <title>The Mettle of Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Series Finale. Elk Grove undergoes a major battle that takes place on the streets, Ash rides high in a military tank, speeding across shaky, post-apocalyptic Elk Grove. Ash fights the biggest battle of them all - a sixty foot tall Kandarian demon.</desc>
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    <title>El Jefe - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After 30 years, the Deadites track down Ash, the man who thwarted their efforts to consume the world in evil. Now they're back... and an aging Ash discovers that he must rise to the challenge whether he wants to or not.</desc>
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    <title>Bait - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kelly goes to help her father and takes the Necronomicon with her, forcing Ash and Pablo to pursue. However, Roper arrives to give Ash his severance package... permanently. Meanwhile, Amanda continues her investigation into the forces responsible for Carson's death.</desc>
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    <title>Books from Beyond - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A mysterious woman finds the destruction at Kelly’s parents’ farm. Meanwhile, Ash, Pablo and Kelly reach Books from Beyond with the Necronomicon and Fisher finds herself in another terrifying, inexplicable situation.</desc>
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    <title>Brujo - S01E04</title>
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    <title>The Host - S01E05</title>
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    <title>The Killer of Killers - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Thanks to his drug-induced vision, Ash knows what to do with the Necronomicon. Pablo and Kelly notice something ominous. Ash promises to visit Lem, but Fisher shows up for an almighty showdown with her former boss.</desc>
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    <title>Fire in the Hole - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ash, Pablo, and Kelly—now joined by Fisher—arrive at the survivalist camp in the midst of chaos and must go to extreme measures to escape. Meanwhile, more is revealed of Ruby's mission.</desc>
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    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ash attempts to bury the book to end the Evil, but first he must contend with other, more physical things from his past. Fisher faces a horrific change in Ash.</desc>
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    <title>Bound in Flesh - S01E09</title>
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    <desc>During a last-ditch effort to rid the world of the Evil, Ash receives an offer that could change his life forever.</desc>
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    <title>Home - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ash is forced to leave his cushy retirement in Jacksonville, return to his hometown of Elk Grove, Michigan, and mount up once again to face The Evil Dead. This time, he'll have to form an uneasy alliance with his former enemy Ruby as Elk Grove becomes the nucleus to the most dangerous horror Ash has faced to date.</desc>
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    <desc>Gene and the rest of CID are feeling the pressure to stop a series of politically motivated arson attacks in the lead up to the 1983 General Election, after a military compound and a polling station are set alight. DCI Jim Keats announces his plans to monitor the way Hunt and his team work while trying to turn each member of of the team against Gene. Elsewhere, Alex continues to mount her investigation into what really happened to Sam Tyler in 1980 and is struggling to work out why she is being haunted by the young police officer.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Gene discovers that an undercover operation to catch several drug dealers is taking place on his patch without his knowledge. Determined to take control Hunt blows the cover of an undercover operative who turns up at CID and is eventually placed under his protection, yet it seems someone on the inside is twisting things to help the drug dealers stay out on the streets. Meanwhile, the deceased police officer continues to haunt Alex. Could he actually be her key to getting home?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When DCI Gene Hunt's former Manchester colleagues, DCI Litton and DI Bevan, turn up on his patch he immediately smells a rat. They're in pursuit of northern comic Frank Hardwick who's wanted for stealing 2,000 pounds from the Police Widows Fund. However, their desperation to track him down leaves Gene and DI Alex Drake suspicious of their real motive.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>All hell has broken loose at Fenchurch East prison; the inmates are rioting and DCI Gene Hunt is ready to go in all guns blazing to teach the lags a lesson. However, things don't go to plan; the riot team are hugely outnumbered, and in the chaos of the retreat someone is left behind.</desc>
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    <desc>DCI Jim Keats has almost finished his report into DCI Gene Hunt and his team, but he's still pushing DI Alex Drake to find out what really happened to Sam Tyler.
When reports come in of a disturbance at an ANC illegal drinking den Gene heads in all guns blazing. The men at the club are quick to dismiss the disturbance as nothing, but when DI Ray Carling spots blood on the floor and discovers a dead body, it leads Gene into a murder investigation.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>DCI Gene Hunt and his team are investigating a diamond heist following the murder of three London gang members. But DI Alex Drake is distracted and, with encouragement from DCI Jim Keats, she decides to pursue her own investigation to the bitter end - did Gene Hunt murder Sam Tyler?
When Gene discovers that Alex has gone, he races after her leaving Ray Carling, Chris Skelton and Shaz Granger to plan an ambitious sting operation.
As Gene desperately tries to reach Alex before she discovers the truth, Chris, Shaz and Ray's world completely falls apart. It's time for Alex and the rest of the team to find out the truth about Gene Hunt...</desc>
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    <title>Déjà Vu - S01E01</title>
    <desc>DI Alex Drake is taken hostage and shot, and wakes up in a brothel... in 1981. Rescued in a police raid, she quickly recognises DCI Gene Hunt and his team from detailed reports made by DCI Sam Tyler about his own trip to 1973.

Gene is determined to address London's growing drugs problem, and has targeted city playboy Edward Markham as the brains behind the operation. Alex suspects Arthur Layton, the man who kidnapped her in 2008. Could Layton be the key to her return to her own time?</desc>
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    <title>The Happy Day - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Why Do People Look Different? - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Why Do We Have to Recycle? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to a landfill teeming with trash teaches the StoryBots the importance of recycling. Tony Hale guest-stars as the owner of a sorting facility.</desc>
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    <title>How Do Cell Phones Work? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>To see how cell phones work, the StoryBots hop inside one. Jennifer Garner guest-stars as a cell tower switching-station operator.</desc>
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    <title>What Happens When You Flush the Toilet? - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Where Does Chocolate Come From? - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots jump into a vending machine to find out where candy bars come from. Alyssa Milano guest-stars as a chocolatier.</desc>
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    <title>How Do Eyes See? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots brave a castle on a dark and stormy night to understand how eyesight works. Maria Bamford guest-stars as an eccentric scientist.</desc>
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    <title>How Does Night Happen? - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots visit mountaintops, the deep sea and even outer space to understand how night happens. Jay Leno guest stars as a helpful knight.</desc>
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    <title>How Do Airplanes Fly? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots embark on a high-flying adventure to learn how airplanes fly. Kevin Smith guest stars as the superhero Super Mega Awesome Ultra Guy.</desc>
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    <desc>To understand why humans need to brush their teeth, the StoryBots travel to a mouth taken over by a gang of bad bacteria. Whoopi Goldberg guest stars.</desc>
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    <title>Why Is the Sky Blue? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To learn why the sky is blue, the StoryBots get a science lesson in colors. Garfunkel and Oates' Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci guest star.</desc>
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    <title>Where Do French Fries Come From? - S01E05</title>
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    <title>How Do Computers Work? - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Why Can't I Eat Dessert All the Time? - S02E02</title>
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    <title>How Many Types of Animals Are There? - S02E03</title>
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    <title>How Do Ears Hear? - S02E04</title>
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    <title>How Do Volcanoes Work? - S02E05</title>
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    <title>What Is Electricity? - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Assassination Time - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Baseball Time - S01E02</title>
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    <title>End-of-Term Time - S01E15</title>
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    <title>School's Out - First Term - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Island Time - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Everybody Wants a Piece of the GK - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Cold Turkey - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Stay in Your Lane - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Cat's Out of the Bag - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Three Weddings and a...Blazing Row - S02E07</title>
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    <title>You might never be able to fight again - S02E09</title>
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    <title>My 16 year old is engaged - S02E10</title>
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    <title>A New Life without Boxing - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three weeks after officially retiring from boxing, Tyson struggles to adjust to life outside the ring. His brother Tommy makes a surprising announcement.</desc>
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    <title>A Giant Six Foot Nine Child - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Picking A Fight With A Viking - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tyson, his father John and Paris open up about his ongoing struggles with mental health. Later, he flies to Iceland on a whim for an exhibition fight.</desc>
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    <title>Fighting Temptation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous trip to Iceland, Paris throws Tyson a surprise party to cheer him up. Can he resist taking the bait when a new opponent taunts him?</desc>
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    <title>I’m Coming Home Baby! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Devastating news prompts Tyson to reconsider his life choices while on holiday in Mallorca. Mixed emotions brew when he decides to end his retirement.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Targets - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A Middle Eastern potentate hires the A-Team to protect his about-to-be-married daughter despite her ideas to the contrary.</desc>
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    <title>Knights of the Road - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The A-Team comes to the aid of an auto mechanic being driven out of business by a ruthless competitor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022059 +0000" stop="20261008031020 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waste 'Em! - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The A-Team discovers a plot to dump toxic waste when they try to protect a man and his blind sister from harassment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031020 +0000" stop="20261008035640 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bounty - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Murdock is kidnapped by bounty hunters that hope to use him as bait to capture the rest of the A-Team. When the Team arrives to rescue him, they find he has fallen in love with a veteranarian that's helped save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035640 +0000" stop="20261008044306 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beverly Hills Assault - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The A-Team goes uptown and gets involved with an art dealer who has been replacing original paintings with fakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044306 +0000" stop="20261008053147 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble Brewing - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Two sisters ask the A-Team for help when they are pressured to convert their all-natural soda pop bottling plant into a brewery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053147 +0000" stop="20261008061834 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident at Crystal Lake - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The A-Team's planned fishing vacation at a lakeside retreat is ruined when Decker and his men show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061834 +0000" stop="20261008070445 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident at Crystal Lake - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The A-Team's planned fishing vacation at a lakeside retreat is ruined when Decker and his men show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070445 +0000" stop="20261008074952 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgment Day - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The A-Team goes to Italy to rescue a judge's daughter from mobsters, then must spend the journey home aboard an oceanliner dodging the boys trying to get her back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001547 +0000" stop="20261008005054 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Was All a Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>You know what? As much as I hated this show, I think I’m gonna miss it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005054 +0000" stop="20261008011620 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Bang - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Paper Boy? Who the hell is that? I swear everybody want to be a rapper now-a-days smh. Song is bumpin tho.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011620 +0000" stop="20261008013910 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Streets on Lock - S01E02</title>
    <desc>See every rapper think he a thug, well you do the crime, you do the time. Don't drop the soap haha. Free my uncle Jay!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013910 +0000" stop="20261008020416 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go for Broke - S01E03</title>
    <desc>This man Earn broke as hell. How you gone go out on a date with no money? Umm mhmm these Atlanta dudes trifling. But Ok, Paper Boi might really be about that life tho.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020416 +0000" stop="20261008022721 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Streisand Effect - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Paper Boi is tripping about this blog stuff but it's just Twitter bruh. It's just entertainment. Somebody needs to get Earn some money. Skreetmoney Worldwide man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022721 +0000" stop="20261008024910 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Beats the Biebs - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ayyye, okay! We got celebs in the building balling for the kids. I love me some Justin Bieber. Man, Paper Boi stay hating tho haha.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024910 +0000" stop="20261008031415 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Value - S01E06</title>
    <desc>I love my bestie for real but I can't stand her neither. Van just jealous cause her girl out here jet settin and poppin. Ok girl get yours.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031415 +0000" stop="20261008033532 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.A.N. - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Montague; Special guest Paper Boi and Dr. Deborah Holt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033532 +0000" stop="20261008040116 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Club - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Baller Alert! NFL players, not to mention Jeff Miles and the bottle boys at Primal tonight. Paper Boi gonna be in this thang too. Liiiiiiiittttttttt. I got pre sale bands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040116 +0000" stop="20261008042447 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Juneteenth - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Why my Auntie trying to make me go to one of these bougie Junteenth parties again? I don't like them sadity people and I'm gonna miss my shows. Le sigh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042447 +0000" stop="20261008045058 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jacket - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Yo last night was 10 crazy. I bout lost my mind, Quita lost her phone, and this fool Earn lost his jacket smh. Who cares tho (laugh-crying emoji).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045058 +0000" stop="20261008052056 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alligator Man - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Wow it's been a minute. I mean, I like this episode about the troubled kid but we waited 50 years for this?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052056 +0000" stop="20261008054702 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sportin' Waves - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I think everybody knows blackface ain't cool anymore, we get it. They be trying too hard to go viral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054702 +0000" stop="20261008061526 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Bag Shawty - S02E03</title>
    <desc>This one was cool. Going to rich parties and meeting weirdos. Season 1 was better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061526 +0000" stop="20261008064116 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helen - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sometimes shows just be over my head acting fake deep. Where's the poop jokes?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064116 +0000" stop="20261008070605 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbershop - S02E05</title>
    <desc>I was legit scared watching this.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070605 +0000" stop="20261008074112 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teddy Perkins - S02E06</title>
    <desc>I've definitely seen this before on a better show. They're always stealing ideas. But the fashion industry gotta be exposed #streetwear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002215 +0000" stop="20261008004627 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Day: The Fall of Shiganshina (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After the Titans break through the wall, the citizens of Shiganshina must run for their lives. However, those that do make it to safety find a harsh life waiting for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004627 +0000" stop="20261008011039 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dim Light Amid Despair: Humanity's Comeback (1) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Eren begins his training with the Cadet Corps, but questions about his painful past overwhelm him. When he struggles with a maneuvering exercise, Bertholdt and Reiner offer kindly advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011039 +0000" stop="20261008013451 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of the Closing Ceremony: Humanity's Comeback (2) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Two years pass and the time for the recruits' graduation approaches. Annie proves her skill in a sparring session, Jean dreams of serving alongside the King, and graduation day brings shocking revelations — along with the sudden appearance of an old foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013451 +0000" stop="20261008015900 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Battle: The Struggle for Trost (1) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Five years have passed since the fall of Wall Maria and Eren faces off against the Colossal Titan after it appears out of nowhere once again, and knocks a strategic hole in the gate of Wall Rose. As Titans swarm the city, the newly graduated Cadets are called in to fight a brutal battle that won't be without casualties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015900 +0000" stop="20261008022309 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World the Girl Saw: The Struggle for Trost (2) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Armin tries to cope with the loss of his friends and allies after Titans massacre his squad. Elsewhere in the city, Mikasa manages to take out several of the monsters, which brings back tragic memories of her past and the first time she met Eren.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022309 +0000" stop="20261008024718 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Blade: The Struggle for Trost (3) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After the retreat bell sounds, many cadets find themselves without enough fuel to scale the wall back to safety. Mikasa begins to lose hope once she hears of the deaths in Armin's squad, but the appearance of a new type of Titan stokes her will to fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024718 +0000" stop="20261008031127 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can Hear His Heartbeat: The Struggle for Trost (4) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Armin comes up with a risky plan that pits Titan against Titan as the abandoned cadets attempt to take back their headquarters. Getting into the building might be possible, but getting out alive and refueled will mean facing more of the giants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031127 +0000" stop="20261008033537 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whereabouts of His Left Arm: The Struggle for Trost (5) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A miraculous return is met with anger and fear. Cannons are fixed on Eren as he struggles to remember what happened to him inside the belly of a Titan and how he ended up as humankind's enemy. One question is all that matters: is Eren human or Titan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033537 +0000" stop="20261008035946 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Response: The Struggle for Trost (6) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cadets respond to Eren's terrifying transformation with doubt and fear as he struggles to understand it himself. If Armin can't talk the commander into using Eren's newfound powers for the good of humankind, all hope of stopping the Titans might be lost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035946 +0000" stop="20261008042355 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Idol: The Struggle for Trost (7) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Plans are made to use Eren's Titan powers to seal the hole in the wall in an attempt reclaim Trost. But with the government's bloodstained history and vocal dissenters in the military ranks, the biggest threat to humankind may not be the Titans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042355 +0000" stop="20261008044804 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wound: The Struggle for Trost (8) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The plan to reclaim Trost falls apart when Eren’s newfound powers turn him into a mindless giant. As Titans continue to swarm the city, it’s up to Armin and Mikasa to make sure the cadets massacred during the mission haven’t died in vain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044804 +0000" stop="20261008051213 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Primal Desire: The Struggle for Trost (9) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Jean takes desperate measures to replace his broken Maneuver Gear. Meanwhile, Eren is able to seal the hole in the wall thanks to the help of his fellow cadets, but the cost of humanity’s first victory against the Titans will be enormous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051213 +0000" stop="20261008053622 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Look into His Eyes Yet: Eve of the Counterattack (1) - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A special military tribunal will decide Eren’s fate. The Military Police calls for his execution while the Recon Corps argues that he is a powerful resource for humankind, and Mikasa is put on the spot when asked about the events of the Trost mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053622 +0000" stop="20261008060031 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Operations Squad: Eve of the Counterattack (2) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Recon Corps moves Eren to an old abandoned castle where he will continue his training. Hanzi visits and reveals that she’s been putting two captured Titans through a series of tests and trials — experiments that she wants Eren’s help with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060031 +0000" stop="20261008062440 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Needs to Be Done Now: Eve of the Counterattack (3) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Everyone is a suspect in the investigation to find out who killed the two test-subject Titans. Meanwhile, the cadets pick which military branch they’ll be joining, but after the harrowing events in the Trost attack, many are uncertain which branch to choose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062440 +0000" stop="20261008064849 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Female Titan: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (1) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>As the Recon Corps begins its push toward Shiganshina, they encounter an intelligent Female Titan unlike any they’ve seen before. When Armin hypothesizes that it’s really a human that’s been turned into a Titan, he, Jean, and Reiner attempt to stop it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064849 +0000" stop="20261008071258 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forest of Giant Trees: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (2) - S01E18</title>
    <desc>As the Female Titan continues to tear its way through the Recon Corps, Levi makes a bold decision to split the ranks and send Eren and the supply wagons through a huge forest. Is his strategy genius, or does it spell certain death for the scouts?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071258 +0000" stop="20261008073707 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bite: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (3) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>With the Female Titan still chasing after Levi's squad, Eren considers turning himself into his Titan form, but Levi tells him to choose to be either a monster or a member of the Recon Corps. As Eren remembers what he has learned from the squad, he realizes that the danger and sacrifice they all share is not what binds them — it is trust. Now it is up to Eren to make the decision of who he will trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001545 +0000" stop="20261008004529 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Egg Is Pipping - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In peer group, Sam realizes he needs to manage his own money. Doug gets advice from Megan on dealing with Elsa. Evan meets Casey's new friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004529 +0000" stop="20261008011414 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Dragon's Lair - S02E06</title>
    <desc>To prepare for college life, Sam sleeps over at Zahid's. Sam's $700 loss reunites Doug and Elsa with Arlo's parents, former friends of theirs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011414 +0000" stop="20261008014512 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smudging - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Casey tells Izzie what Nate did. Sam tries to figure out which colleges to apply to. Doug discovers a need to educate first responders about autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014512 +0000" stop="20261008021126 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Living at an Angle - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sam loses his portfolio for his art school application and panics. Megan gets flirty with Doug, who makes a decision about Elsa. Julia calls Miles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021126 +0000" stop="20261008024123 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ritual-licious - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ignoring Casey's wishes, Elsa throws her a big birthday party, while Sam insists on following a decade-old birthday ritual. The bartender haunts Doug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024123 +0000" stop="20261008031530 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ernest Shackleton's Rules for Survival - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cruel yearbook comments show Sam who's got his back, a favor he repays at graduation. Feelings for Izzie confuse Casey. Elsa asks Doug a key question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031530 +0000" stop="20261008034832 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Laid Plans - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Paige invites Sam to redefine their romance, Casey struggles with complicated feelings, and Elsa attempts to find a new normal with Doug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034832 +0000" stop="20261008041532 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Standing Sam - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sam makes a bold move amid the buzz of orientation day. Casey crosses paths with Nate. Elsa and Doug unpack the hazards of half-truths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041532 +0000" stop="20261008044655 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cocaine Pills and Pony Meat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>An ethics professor pushes Sam to his limits. Elsa keeps an eye on Doug ... and Megan. Casey considers her future and encourages Evan to do the same.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044655 +0000" stop="20261008052116 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y.G.A.G.G. - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Casey and Evan take to the open road for a tense reunion. Back home, Sam and Zahid get ready to party, and Elsa bids farewell to the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052116 +0000" stop="20261008055002 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only Tweed - S03E05</title>
    <desc>As Paige makes a plan in the face of adversity, Sam awaits a crucial academic update. Elsa endures an uncomfortable encounter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055002 +0000" stop="20261008062427 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Essence of a Penguin - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sam’s art assignment inspires an impromptu field trip. Casey navigates a fight with Izzie. Evan works hard for a second chance with Doug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062427 +0000" stop="20261008065500 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrinkage - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While Sam and Casey face friendship dilemmas, Elsa uncovers a charming surprise, and Doug makes an unexpected decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065500 +0000" stop="20261008072908 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Rage Paige - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A hard truth keeps Casey up at night. Sam experiences a rough season with Zahid -- and Paige. Elsa and Doug brace for their next chapter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001019 +0000" stop="20261008010816 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bridge Too Far - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A Native American appears on the banks of the river and wants to buy the bridge, but there is a problem the boys don't own the bridge, will Granger fall for their scheme? Barry finds out that Tatyana is not Kadi's brother and throws her and Kadi out, Kadi seeks his revenge by shooting up the house! The boys fly out to America on Kadi's cargo plane with several tonnes of the steel. But Kadi has left a few of his 'possesions' and the motel the boys are staying in is raided by the D.E.A.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010816 +0000" stop="20261008020539 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Country - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The lads find themselves united once more as workers, with a grim little hut for their new home. Barry begins to go off the rails whilst awaiting trial on drugs charges, Neville falls in love with a prostitute on the road to Las Vegas, and Oz is forced to make a heroic act of bravery to rescue the bridge project from ruin. Granger finds out about the bridge project and threatens revenge. Wyman goes missing after Oz almost comes to blows with some guys in a local pub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020539 +0000" stop="20261008030427 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Inspector Calls - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The lads discover that the past has a habit of coming back to haunt them. A police inspector arrives looking for Moxey and a vengeful Grainger puts a spanner in the works with the bridge-build. Dennis negotiates a peaceful solution, and Grainger agrees to go to Arizona. The bridge is finally completed - but they have a little surprise planned for Grainger!
N.B. The Transporter Bridge is still in Middlesborough!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030427 +0000" stop="20261008040318 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britannia Waives the Rules - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Russia. A marble staircase. Oz descends in his dirty, worn white underpants to join the others over a morning cuppa. The house is magnificent - another job well done. It is payday, and after a celebratory vodka, the boys head outside for a final photo, where the house explodes behind them, leaving them penniless and with no way home.    The lads head to the British Embassy, where Oz knows an old Geordie contact who tells the team about the existence of the Overseas Estates Development department which arranges for British workmen to travel round the world fixing up British Government property. The gang plan their letter of application on the way home: ""We are independent building contractors with a vast amount of experience. We recently reassembled the Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge in Arizona, which must count as one of the most famous erections in recent years.""    Neville turns down the opportunity this time, but he is approached by a member of MI6, and is asked to work undercover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040318 +0000" stop="20261008050203 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Boys in Havana - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Perhaps it's the heat, or the Cuban rum, or maybe it's just creeping middle-age but strange things are happening to TV's best-known gang of Geordie brickies. Neville, for instance, has turned into Newcastle's version of ""Our Man in Havana"", furtively sneaking around the place muttering the name of Heather to everyone in the hope of finding his ""contact"" in the British Embassy. Meanwhile Oz is giving flowers to a beautiful Cuban prima ballerina, and dear Barry is still having therapy by mobile phone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050203 +0000" stop="20261008060109 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gift from Fidel - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The lads are sent out into the Cuban countryside to collect an antique bath, a present from Castro to the British Ambassador. Sounds like an easy job, until Barry goes missing…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060109 +0000" stop="20261008070011 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlighting - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Neville's first mission is to get to know Michael who works for a pharmaceutical company. As if being suspected of spying isn't bad enough, Michael is also a Manchester United fan. Neville is given a Man U shirt in order to pass himself off as a fan to get close to Michael. The things some people will do for their country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070011 +0000" stop="20261008075917 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangerous Liaisons - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Cuban's are convinced Barry is a spy after discovering his Russian connections. Oz faces a major blow in his relationship with Ofelia after word comes from the British Embassy that they want his relationship with Ofelia to end.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
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    <desc>The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.</desc>
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    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
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    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.</desc>
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    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
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    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
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    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
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    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
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    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
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    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.</desc>
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    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
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    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
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    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
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    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
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    <title>What Ifs &amp; Where's Austin - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang imagines how their lives would be if they’d never met Austin.</desc>
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    <title>Presidents &amp; Problems - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Following the last show of Austin’s tour, the gang does some sight-seeing at a Washington D.C. museum, where Austin accidentally gets stuck to a priceless object and must find a way to return it before performing for the President.</desc>
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    <title>Beach Clubs &amp; BFFs - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Trish becomes jealous after she convinces herself that Ally has a new best friend.</desc>
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    <title>Mix-Ups &amp; Mistletoes - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Trish is organizing a Kids Club holiday party at which Austin and Ally will perform their original holiday song and distribute Austin Moon dolls, but a mix-up at the toy factory leads to a scramble. Meanwhile, Trish puts Dez and his arch nemesis, Chuck, through a competition to determine who will be a better Santa for the party.</desc>
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    <title>Glee Clubs &amp; Glory - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez team together to try and win a Glee Club competition.</desc>
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    <title>Austin &amp; Alias - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ally takes on an alias in order to continue to be Austin’s song writer.</desc>
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    <title>Princesses &amp; Prizes - S03E08</title>
    <desc>To raise money for Ally's charity, Austin agrees to be in a date auction. Dez says that he thought Ally would be upset at Austin going on a date with another girl, even though she said they are 'just friends'. But then a girl pledges $3,000 to go on a date with Austin, Ally gets into the auction herself. Ally pledges $3,001 to go on a date with Austin but gets beaten by the same girl by $5,000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024652 +0000" stop="20261008031008 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cupids &amp; Cuties - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Trish gets a visit from a boy she is crushing on and she acts strangely when he asks her out on a date, she seeks advice from Dr. Cupid, who is actually Dez.</desc>
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    <title>Critics &amp; Confidence - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Austin receives his first negative review from a critic and falls into a slump and is afraid to perform on stage, Ally, Dez and Trish try to relieve him from it.</desc>
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    <title>Directors &amp; Divas - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dez gets an unexpected opportunity to direct a movie that Austin is in, but things prove problematic when he has to work with Austin’s co-star, Brandy Braxton, a high-maintenance actress.</desc>
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    <title>Ally's New Crush (AKA Hunks &amp; Homecoming) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Ally's record producer pairs her with a new artist to record a duet, she is caught off-guard to learn he has a crush on her.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Austin's New Crush (AKA Fashion Shows &amp; First Impressions) - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Austin must prove that he's not shallow to impress a girl he wants to take on a date.</desc>
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    <title>Fanatics &amp; Favors - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Ally, Trish and Austin are surprised to learn that Dez's relative is not only a famous basketball player, but also an avid Austin Moon fan.</desc>
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    <title>Eggs &amp; Extraterrestrials - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When Dez, Trish and Austin convince Ally to attend the annual Zaliens Convention that's being held in Miami, Trish and Dez happen to stumble upon real Zaliens who are planning to destroy the Earth- in order to save it, Austin and Ally must perform their new song to satisfy them, but end up becoming their musical captives!</desc>
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    <title>Proms &amp; Promises - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Austin asks Piper to go to prom. Gavin asks Ally to go to prom with him, she says no. Ally decides to come to prom alone to have fun. Austin realizes he has stronger feelings for Ally than Piper.</desc>
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    <title>Last Dances &amp; Last Chances - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Carrie threatens to tell her sister Piper, (who is Austin's prom date), that he'd rather be at the prom with Ally. Meanwhile, Piper is growing suspicious of Austin's relationship with Ally.</desc>
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    <title>Videos &amp; Villains - S03E18</title>
    <desc>When Austin disappears before his scheduled performance on “Video Countdown Live,” the gang soon discovers Brooke is holding Austin captive and threatens to hurt him and the gang unless he writes a song for her. So Ally, Dez and Trish have to find a way to help him.</desc>
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    <title>Beauties &amp; Bullies - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Trish gets the lead in the school play, but ends up getting bullied online with comments telling her that she's not pretty. After saying she doesn't care, she goes into the school auditorium to cry. She is later caught by Ally crying while reading hate comments about her. Austin, Dez, and Carrie follow, hugging her for comfort while she cries. The bullying goes too far and Trish keeps on calling in sick everyday to avoid going to school. Trish later tells Ally that she is going to drop out of school. Ally tells Austin and the two make a song and Austin preforms it at Shredders. However, Trish still refuses to go to school. It is play night and Carrie and Dez figure out the bully is Margo. After Dez and Carrie put a skunk in Margo's face, Trish gets upset with them getting back at Margo. Trish informs Coach Simmons about the problem and nicely tells Margo to stop. Margo apologises revealing that she was jealous of Trish and promises to stop posting hate. The play continues and nobody makes fun of Trish anymore.</desc>
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    <title>Horror Stories &amp; Halloween Scares - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When the gang prepares to go to Jimmy Starr's Halloween party a power outage leaves the four friends locked in Sonic Boom. They pass the time by holding a contest to see who can tell the scariest ghost story.</desc>
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    <title>Records &amp; Wrecking Balls - S03E21</title>
    <desc>As her album is preparing to be released, Ally realizes that with all the time she's spending with her music, she won't have time to work at the store anymore, and is forced to quit, which allows Lester to finally sell the store- but when the gang finds out that the new owner, Ms. Krum, wants to demolish Sonic Boom to turn it into a box store, they must find a way to stop Lester before it's too late. Meanwhile, Carrie requests Trish and Dez's help to find a new job when she gets fired from Shredder's. In the end, Carrie starts working at Sonic Boom taking Ally's place, while she is promoting her album.</desc>
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    <title>Flashes and Ashes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Walter's friend and fellow cop, Frank Cooney is killed during the theft of police weaponry.  But when the Internal Affairs agent believes Frank was involved, Walter is suspended when he and Auto interfere trying to prove his friends' innocence.</desc>
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    <title>The Biggest Game in Town - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Automan and Walter attend a computer game convention where they must track down Ronald Tilson, a computer genius who has programmed computers to cause disasters that will kill people unless he gets $10 million dollars.</desc>
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    <title>Renegade Run - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Walter investigates a crooked sheriff who is using illegal immigrants for manual labor, he and a friend are put in jail.  Automan teams up with a motorcycle gang to free him.</desc>
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    <title>Murder MTV - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Walter and Automan investigate an apparent attempt to kill the members of an all-girl band called Sweet Kicks.  But their investigation if hampered when the father of one of the girls seeks assistance from a crime syndicate.</desc>
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    <title>Murder, Take One - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Former movie star Veronica Everly is a suspect in the murder of gossip columnist, Ray Gillette.  However, when Automan discovers that a Hollywood producer had a greater motive for murder, he goes undercover as an actor to catch the real killer.</desc>
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    <title>Zippers - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Automan goes undercover as an erotic dancer in a ladies only strip club.</desc>
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    <title>Death by Design - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a ruthless crime syndicate kills one of Jack's best friends, Automan poses as a vigilante cop by the name of Mad Dog who is out for justice.</desc>
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    <title>Club Ten - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Club Ten resort is a center of diamond smuggling. One of the gang, Felipe, has double-crossed his cohorts and they are after him. Golf pro Ted and henchman Randy catch him, and when he refuses to divulge the whereabouts of the diamonds he stole, they capture his companion, Laura Ferguson, in the act of making a call for help.</desc>
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    <title>Nightmares and Daydreams - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Four days prior the invasion, Aang becomes nervous over his soon-to-come confrontation with the Fire Lord. His anxiety gets the better of him as he begins to suffer from outrageous nightmares and hallucinations. Meanwhile, Zuko becomes upset to learn that he was not informed about a war meeting.</desc>
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    <title>The Day of Black Sun: The Invasion (1) / The Day of Black Sun: The Eclipse (2) - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The day of the eclipse has arrived, and the invasion force gathers together to make last preparations. They infiltrate the island and the battle begins. Meanwhile, Aang searches for the Firelord. / As the invasion force fights their way to the Fire Nation capital, the kids help Aang to find the Fire Lord in time for the eclipse. But there are a few surprises. Zuko confronts his father and tells him that he's going to join the Avatar.</desc>
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    <title>The Western Air Temple - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Aang and the group arrive at the Western Air Temple, with Zuko in pursuit. Zuko only wishes to be accepted, and help the Avatar, but will the group allow him to teach Aang firebending?</desc>
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    <title>The Firebending Masters - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While teaching Aang firebending, Zuko finds that he has lost all his firebending skills. Now to regain his powers, Zuko and Aang must seek the original source of firebending within the ruins of a lost civilization.</desc>
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    <title>The Boiling Rock (1) / The Boiling Rock (2) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Sokka wants to break his father out of jail and askes Zuko for information on Fire nation prisons. Sokka and Zuko go to the "Boiling Rock" Prison which is in the middle of a volcano to rescue Sokka's father. When Sokka doesn't find him, he feels like he has failed... again... then his hopes are raised when he finds Suki. Sokka, Zuko, Suki and some unexpected allies attempt to escape the prison, but some unexpected surprises come along the way. / Zuko and Sokka make new plans to break out of the prison with Suki, Sokka's father and some others while a shocking twist leaves Azula none to happy with her two closest friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Southern Raiders - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Katara decides to confront the Fire Nation soldier responsible for her mother's death. Aang tries to talk her out of it, and Katara later realizes he was right and learns a lesson about life and herself.</desc>
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    <title>The Ember Island Players - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A play recounting the gang's adventures does not sit well with Aang and his friends, except for Toph who enjoys it very much. Meanwhile, Aang confesses his love to Katara, but the response is ambiguous.</desc>
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    <title>Sozin's Comet: The Phoenix King (1) / Sozin's Comet: The Old Masters (2) / Sozin's Comet: Into the Inferno (3) / Sozin's Comet: Avatar Aang (4) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Aang struggles to decide whether or not he has to kill the Fire Lord and, during the night, is drawn toward an island which disappears before morning. Zuko leads the rest of the group to the Earth Kingdom to meet a tracker whom they hope can find Aang. The Fire Lord crowns himself Phoenix King and Aang awakens on the island not knowing where he is. / While on the island, Aang seeks guidance from his past lives, but is not pleased with what he is told. The island, in fact, turns out to be a lion turtle from which Aang is given the guidance he had been seeking. After the tracker is unable to track Aang, the rest of the group decide they must find Iroh. Meanwhile, while tracking down Iroh, the group meets up with The Order of the White Lotus, a group that transcends the division of the four nations. After a discussion with Iroh the team decides to split up: Sokka, Suki, and Toph head to stop the Fire Nation's air fleet, the masters head to reclaim Ba Sing Se, and Katara, Zuko, and Appa head to defeat Azula. / Sokka, Suki, and Toph try to stop the Fire Nation's air fleet. Meanwhile, Zuko and Azula duel in an Agni Kai and Aang confronts the Fire Lord. On the verge of losing, Aang gets hit in the back of his scar which sends him into the Avatar State. / Aang defeats the Fire Lord by bending the elements within the Fire Lord and removing his fire bending abilities. After Zuko is taken down protecting Katara from Azula, Katara fights and manages to restrain Azula. Afterwards, Zuko is crowned Fire Lord and promises a better future for the world. Aang takes his place as the next Avatar, changing his attire in the process. Katara finally shows her love for Aang as they kiss in the last scene.</desc>
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    <title>The Boy in the Iceberg - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Two teenage siblings (Sokka and Katara) living in the South Pole discover a very strange boy (Aang), along with his pet flying bison Appa, in an iceberg. But can they trust him when he accidentally draws the war to their village's doorstep?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060950 +0000" stop="20261008065834 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Avatar Returns - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Never Trust a Southern Belle - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Final Shot at a Million Dollars - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Don’t Sleep! - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Hard to Crack - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Group chanting keeps morale high till contestants start smashing eggs and playing with nails. One shows off his front splits; another, his air squats.</desc>
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    <desc>When players try to identify animal noises, hallucinations kick in. They recover their wits long enough for a tricky coordination challenge.</desc>
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    <desc>Exhaustion claims two early victims. The rest test their reflexes with screwdrivers and water glasses while host James Davis giggles on the sidelines.</desc>
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    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Ring Around the Party - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Till Dress Do Us Part - S04E20</title>
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    <title>What Happens in Vegas - S04E21</title>
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    <title>It's a Nice Day for a Wheeler Wedding - S04E22</title>
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    <title>Reinventing the Wheeler - S05E02</title>
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    <title>The Tuck Stops Here - S05E04</title>
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    <title>The Dating Game - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Never Ben Jealous - S05E06</title>
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    <title>The Return of the Mommy - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Room-Mating - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Stupid Cupid - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Homecoming and Going - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Trial by Liar - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Ben-Semination - S05E12</title>
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    <title>High School Diplomacy - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Not So Great Grandma - S05E14</title>
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    <title>Unholy Matrimony - S05E15</title>
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    <title>Double Date Double Down - S05E16</title>
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    <title>The Love Seat - S05E17</title>
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    <title>The Sandman Is Coming / Some Assembly Required - S01E31</title>
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    <title>All Washed Up / Did Not! Did Too! - S01E33</title>
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    <title>Tea &amp; Basketball / Taz You Like It - S01E35</title>
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    <title>Band Together / War of the Weirds - S01E37</title>
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    <title>The Harder They Fall / Business as Unusual - S01E39</title>
    <desc>The babies all want to do roller skating except Bugs, who feels embarrassed about his lack of talent, but gives it a shot when Tweety goes sliding down. / When Daffy sees Bugs establish his own lemonade stand, he becomes his partner but doesn't do his fair share of work, so Daffy competes with his own stand.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. McStuffles / Picture This! - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Daffy tries to keep his old Mr. McStuffles and yet never plays with it and would rather play with something better. / In a fairy tale, pages of the book are missing, so the babies decide to recreate the pages of the story with drawings, Daffy, Tweety and Sylvester going a little off point.</desc>
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    <title>Hair Cut-Ups / A Clean Sweep - S01E43</title>
    <desc>With Lola's hair getting in her eyes, Melissa attends to it with hair gel only for Lola to get laughed at. Granny arranges for a hairdressing appointment but Lola has second thoughts about it, until Granny coaxes her. / Everyone cleans up after themselves before nap time except for lazy Daffy. Daffy's biggest mess puts his and the others' visit to the park at stake.</desc>
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    <title>Daffy Did It! / Pig Who Cried Wolf - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Tweety puts the blame on Daffy for every single incident caused by his antics. However Daffy's situation is more than it would seem. / With no one but imaginary friends attending her tea parties, Petunia attracts the others attention with false alarms. She regrets this after the sink starts overflowing.</desc>
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    <title>New Cat in Town / Magic of Spring - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Sylvester gets envious when his attention for being cute is replaced by Baby Pepe, but he comes to like him after Pepe shows affection for him. / After Bugs' attempt to do magic tricks fails, he wanders into the countryside to view and experience the beauty of springtime, inspiring him to try again with his magic show.</desc>
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    <title>Who Said That? / Let Them Make Cake - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Daffy learns a bad word from the garbage man and later uses it when he gets angry. He teaches it to his friends, and they use it on Granny. Surprised, she confronts Daffy and shows him effective ways to control his anger. / Everybody wants to help Granny make a cake except Melissa who just wants to just eat it. Although Melissa misses out on the cake, she joins the others to make another one.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Toll Calls / Cereal Boxing - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Feeling left out, Petunia and Tweety decide to call Granny's sister Auntie, but instead they call a long distance number, so Granny gives them walkie talkies to play with. / The babies become obsessed eating boxes of cereal and gaining prizes when Sylvester receives his. They continue their eating until they get stomach aches. Lacking in cereal the babies eat oatmeal porridge the following morning.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Your Manners / Petunia the Piggy Bank - S01E53</title>
    <desc>The babies practice some table manners to go on trip to a smart restaurant with Granny. Instead they make a mess. After cleaning up, Granny gives them lessons in preparation for the trip.</desc>
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    <title>Pastime for Petunia / Pouting Match - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Melissa tries to find something for Petunia that she's good at. Although her attempts to play well fail, the others discover she is good at helpful assistance. / Lola gets in the habit of pouting when she doesn't get her way. Fed up with her bratiness, the others mimic her pouting expressions, but begin to use them against each other, until Granny tells Lola about taking turns.</desc>
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    <title>Wise Quacker / Yours, Mine...and Mine, Mine! - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Melissa picks up an idea from TV and begins cracking jokes at her friends, eventually upsetting Lola. After a talk with Granny, Melissa makes it up to her friends with comical speech. / Daffy believes he'll get some new toys in exchange for giving his old ones away not realizing what is in store for sharing his stuff.</desc>
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    <title>Loose Change / Act Your Age - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Sylvester becomes afraid of new changes as the babies and Granny try to widen variety and has no wish to join in the fun, until Granny shows Sylvester what he's missing. / Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy all try to hog attention for Granny. To sort this out, Granny treats the three like they're younger than the others, prompting them to change.</desc>
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    <title>Who's Your Granny? / Tattletale - S01E61</title>
    <desc>While Granny is recovering from a foot bunion, Lola takes charge. The babies soon get tired of Lola's decision making and they tire her out. / Thinking it's the right thing, Lola tells on her friends for any misbehaviour. In response to her telltale antics, the babies refuse to play with her, but Lola settles the matter with an apology.</desc>
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    <title>The Yolk's On You / Baby Gate - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Daffy and Melissa stick together to play impractical jokes on the others. To get even, Lola demonstrates the consequences of an impractical joke to Daffy and Melissa. / Melissa gossips tales of Taz to the others, whilst Bugs has doubts and tries to prove they aren't true. After proving Melissa wrong, she confesses her fibs.</desc>
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    <title>Never Say Try / Pair O' Dice Lost - S01E65</title>
    <desc>After failed attempts of flying a kite, blowing bubblegum and dancing, Sylvester is inclined to give up new activities altogether, until the others trick him into trying finger painting. / Daffy spoils everyone elses fun since he can't keep up with them and Bugs points out Daffy cannot even finish a single task. Granny rewards Daffy in return for trying to the finish even when things can't always go the way he wants them.</desc>
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    <title>Melissa the Hero / Trouble with Larry - S01E67</title>
    <desc>After helping Petunia's doll, Melissa brags on about being heroic by making up parts of what actually happened, annoying Petunia. However Melissa is in a tight spot when she has retell the story to everyone. / Because Petunia feels too shy to decline a game with her friends, she invents an imaginary friend called Larry, which makes the others nervous. They invent their own imaginary friends to snap Petunia out of it.</desc>
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    <title>The Littlest Tweety / In Bugs We Trust - S01E69</title>
    <desc>Tweety feels distressed from being pushed around and overlooked because of his small size, but everyone else starts to regret it after they can't manage without him. / Everyone goes along with Bugs' decisions until he is entrusted to buy a new net for everyone, when his greed gets the better of him and he disappoints them with toys he wanted for himself. He makes up for this by giving up one of his best toys for the necessary money.</desc>
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    <title>Cool for Cats / Time Out! - S01E71</title>
    <desc>Sylvester believes he lacks coolness and thinks he can get it by eating Chewy Chomps he saw on a commercial, but all it does is make his breath stink. / After misbehaving, Granny gives Taz, Daffy and Bugs a time out. Each time the three try to make up for it, their discipline is extended.</desc>
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    <title>Midnight on the Firing Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the Narn attack a Centauri colony, Londo and G'Kar nearly come to blows.  Meanwhile, raiders are attacking transport ships near the station.</desc>
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    <title>Soul Hunter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A badly damaged ship is brought into the station and the strange alien inside is identified as a soul hunter - an immortal race who can sense death and supposedly steal someone's soul.</desc>
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    <title>Born to the Purple - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Londo unknowingly falls for a beautiful slave, whose owner wants her to steal sensitive information. Garibaldi discovers that someone is using a restricted communications channel.</desc>
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    <title>Infection - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Franklin gets a visit from an old friend and former mentor, xenoarchaeologist Dr. Vance Hendricks who wants Franklin's help to analyze some organic artifacts he found on a dead world. But the artifacts seem to have a will of their own and start to manipulate Hendricks' assistant.</desc>
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    <title>The Parliament of Dreams - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sinclair's old flame, Catherine Sakai, arrives during a week-long festival when humans and aliens demonstrate their dominant religious beliefs.  An old enemy sends an assassin to kill G'Kar.</desc>
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    <title>Mind War - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Psi-Cops arrive at the station to capture a rogue telepath, Talia's old Psi Corps instructor. Catherine Sakai is warned not to survey Sigma 957 by G'Kar.</desc>
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    <title>The War Prayer - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A racist group is terrorizing non-humans on Babylon 5. Meanwhile Londo has trouble with two young Centauri who want to break with tradition by ignoring their arranged marriages, and instead marry for love.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sky Full of Stars - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sinclair is kidnapped and interrogated by two men determined to prove he betrayed earth during the Battle of the Line.</desc>
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    <title>Deathwalker - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Na'Toth attacks an alien woman that has just arrived on the station, claiming that she is the Dilgar war criminal Jha'dur - known as Deathwalker. Meanwhile, Talia is hired by Kosh to oversee some rather strange negotiations.</desc>
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    <title>Witchcraft - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Marty makes an emergency trip back to Salem, Massachusetts in the DeLorean to deliver a spare flux capacitor to Doc and the family. While Doc installs it to fix the train, Marty, Clara and the boys go into town, where Marty gets accused of being a witch.</desc>
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    <title>Roman Holiday (aka Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Race) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Marty and Doc head to Ancient Rome, unaware Jules and Verne are joining them. While the boys cause trouble, Marty gets mixed up in a chariot race with Bifficus and Doc gets thrown to the lions.</desc>
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    <title>Go Fly a Kite - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After Jules insults his intelligence and comments that he can't really be a part of the family, Verne starts to think his real father is Benjamin Franklin. Unfortunately, this leads to Verne ruining Franklin's famous electricity experiment and it's up to Doc to set things straight.</desc>
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    <title>Time Waits for No Frogs; Einstein's Adventure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Part A: Looking to cure Marty's athlete's foot, Doc and Marty travel back in time to locate an extinct frog in South America, where they have to stop Biffando from stealing the Incas' gold. Part B: Two bank robbers steal the DeLorean and end up outside an Australian prison in 1790. With him having been in the back seat, it's up to Einstein to get himself and these robbers home.</desc>
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    <title>Batter Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Marty takes the place of his ancestor, pitcher Pee Wee McFly, to help his team win a 1897 Pennant game. But a nasty gangster named Diamond Jim Tannen wanted Pee Wee to lose.</desc>
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    <title>Solar Sailors - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It's Doc and Clara's anniversary and the kids get them tickets for a cruise, which takes place in 2091 and takes them into space. Unfortunately, Ziff Tannen sabotages the cruise ship.</desc>
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    <title>Dickens of a Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time so the Brown family and Marty go to 1800s London to celebrate. Unfortunately, the boys lose the key to the DeLorean to a pickpocket and Clara, a toy shop manager and his family get thrown into prison by Ebiffnezer Tannen.</desc>
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    <title>Gone Fishin' - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Doc was four, he fell into a river during a fishing trip and has had a fear of it happening again ever since. After the boys learn about this, they and Marty try to change it. But they regret it when it leads to a mishap with a stunt plane, causing young Emmett Brown to become a famous daredevil.</desc>
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    <title>Retired - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jules and Verne pull a string of April Fool's Day pranks on Doc, tampering with his inventions. Unfortunately one of them, the Brain Wave Analyzer, causes Doc to think his days in science are over and he retires.</desc>
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    <title>Clara's Folks - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Marty, Jules and Verne head back to the 1850s, where they meet Jules and Verne's maternal grandparents, Daniel and Martha. Unfortunately, Martha falls in love with Marty instead of Daniel, and Clara is in danger of never existing. Things get worse when Martha is kidnapped by Wild Bill Tannen...</desc>
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    <title>Mac the Black - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marty and Verne travel to 1500s Caribbean, where Verne hopes to get an earring and Marty has to deal with pirate Mac The Black.</desc>
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    <title>Put on Your Thinking Cap, Kids! It's Time for Mr. Wisdom! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Marty and Verne meet Mr. Wisdom, who hosts a popular children's science show. As it turns out, Doc and Mr. Wisdom were college roommates. Doc doesn't recall it with fondness, as Mr. Wisdom stole his invention for a science fair and won. Things apparently haven't changed as Mr. Wisdom has stolen the DeLorean!</desc>
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    <title>A Friend in Deed - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After Biff plans to evict Jennifer's family from their ranch, Marty goes to the Old West to stop Biff's family from getting the ranch deed.</desc>
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    <title>Marty McFly PFC - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the 1940s, Verne enters a dance contest with his future dance instructor, Dorothy, while Marty gets drafted.</desc>
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    <title>Verne's New Friend - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Verne and his new friend, Chris, go see a 1930s circus, which the owners are about to lose to landlord Farmer Tannen.</desc>
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    <title>Bravelord and the Demon Monstrux - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Characters from Verne's new favorite video game, BraveLord and Monstrux, come to life in a weird accident. Doc can't fix this situation because he's been sent into the game.</desc>
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    <title>The Money Tree - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jules tries to grow a money tree to become popular at school, which leads to troubles with the media and the FBI.</desc>
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    <title>A Verne by Any Other Name - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Verne gets sick of his name after kids keep making fun of him and goes to great lengthes to get it changed, even going back to see his parents just before he's born.</desc>
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    <title>Hill Valley Brown-Out - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Just before the Founder's Day Celebration, the town loses all its electricity again because of Doc. His attempt to fix it makes things worse, causing everyone to want the Brown family kicked out of town.</desc>
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    <title>My Pop's an Alien - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After finding a strange craft in Doc's bushes, Biff claims Doc is an alien and everyone believes him. In 1967, Marty, Jules and Verne arrive to discover the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Robin Hood the Clean - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Sway to Countrypolitan music as Robin Hood the Clean of Purewood Forest (Pablo) sets out to free the villagers of Filthingham from the rule of Mayor Austin Stinkypants!</desc>
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    <title>Caveman's Best Friend - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Soul music sets the stage as Caveman Austin leads a prehistoric chase through Rockville to catch his runaway dinosaur puppy. But can anything stop a runaway dinosaur?</desc>
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    <title>The Two Musketeers - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Son music fills France as the Two Musketeers, Pablo and Tyrone, escape the clutches of the Empress and receive help from a stranger who also wants to be a musketeer.</desc>
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    <title>Escape from Fairytale Village - S03E17</title>
    <desc>It's a madcap bluegrass chase through Fairytale Village as Paperboy Tyrone meets his hungry new customers: Austin the Wolf, Uniqua the Witch, and Pablo the Giant!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015414 +0000" stop="20261008021834 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masked Retriever - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's a musical adventure in Viejo, California, as Librarian Uniqua turns into the Masked Retriever to get back an overdue library book from Don Austin as they sing Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Splashinis - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone are practicing their new dive at the Splashini Water Park. But will a Sea Monster in the dive pool prevent them from making their big splash?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024141 +0000" stop="20261008030447 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Funnyman Boogeyman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Boo-ya! Uniqua and Pablo are the Boo Crew, and they're on the hunt for spooky creatures. But Boogeyman Austin isn't spooky—he's hilarious!</desc>
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    <title>The Big Dipper Diner - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Confusion is on the menu when Space Police Tyrone and Tasha mistake Uniqua and Pablo's sweetest customer, Hugs, for a dangerous space alien known as the Blarg!</desc>
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    <title>Tale of the Mighty Knights (1) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>King Pablo has a challenge for Knights Uniqua and Tyrone - guard this egg! Find out how challenging egg-sitting can be in this royal rock operetta, as the 'runny' egg leads the Brave Knights past the Grabbing Goblin and the Flighty Fairy and up Dragon Mountain!</desc>
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    <title>Super Team Awesome! - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sway to country rock when Tour Guide Tyrone recruits superheroes Uniqua, Pablo, and Tasha to help him unplug a lava geyser before the world splits in half!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043614 +0000" stop="20261008045926 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flower Power - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Flower Seller Uniqua pricks her finger on a thorn of a special flower in Gardener Pablo’s greenhouse, she is transformed into Garden City's newest superhero, Flower Girl, dedicated to keeping things rosy and defeating Gloom Meister (Austin).</desc>
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    <title>Match on Mt. Olympus - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Pablo and Tyrone must get past Greek Gods Austin and Uniqua on a samba-filled journey to convince Weather Goddess Tasha to stop raining on their Sports Day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052352 +0000" stop="20261008054704 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow the Feather - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Join Tyrone and the Adventurer's Club on a feather-following expedition to find the one and only Flying Polka-Dotted Pony, all set to the sounds of psychedelic rock!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054704 +0000" stop="20261008061123 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garbage Trek - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Captain Tasha and her crew are on an intergalactic funk-filled mission to collect the universe's garbage, but the Moose-ian aliens want that garbage to power their ship!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061123 +0000" stop="20261008063426 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the 50 Foot Worman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Scientist Pablo and his assistant accidentally use a growth formula on a Worman. Now they need Groundskeeper Tyrone's help to stop the clumsy giant creature!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063426 +0000" stop="20261008065853 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Camp - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Garage band music blasts as Uniqua and Pablo go to Pirate Camp to train under Captain Austin. But what happens when fearsome ghost Tasha captures the great pirate captain?</desc>
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    <title>The Magic Skateboard - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Tyrone is facing off in a competition against three of the greatest skateboarders - Uniqua, Pablo, and Austin. Will his discovery of a magic skateboard help him to win?</desc>
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    <title>Dragon Express - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sway to a Strauss waltz as the Dragon Express makes it mail deliveries in Norway. Will dragon rider Austin learn to be a fancy flier like Pablo and his dragon Maverick?</desc>
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    <title>Super Sweet 16 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A sweet 16 celebration inspires far-out treats: gelatin stunners, pizza illusions, classic French pastries with a twist, and a huge red velvet cake.</desc>
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    <title>For the Love of Cake - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Big bakes, new flavors and tender surprises delight as the squad prepares to give a Texan couple a wedding anniversary they will never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Bar Mitzvah - S02E01</title>
    <desc>From a rocket shit made of chocolate to an exploding cake, the squad brings the wow factor for a bar mitzvah that's been two years in the making.</desc>
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    <title>Surprise Baby Announcement - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Giant chocolate gift boxes, floating cakes, edible mosaics: The bakers get extra inventive to help a couple deliver their pregnancy news.</desc>
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    <title>Vow Renewal - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A 10-year vow renewal party sees the bakers pushing themselves to the limit to make unforgettable sweet showpieces that represent the happy couple.</desc>
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    <title>80s Volunteer Appreciation Party - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Boom boxes! Rubik's cubes! Funky outfits! For a non-profit's 80s-themed anniversary bash, the squad bakes rad desserts to honor one special volunteer.</desc>
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    <title>Double 75th Birthday - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The squad goes big with a life-size chocolate piano, a treat-filled family tree and more for three brothers celebrating their parents' 75th birthdays.</desc>
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    <title>Varsity Gay League - S02E06</title>
    <desc>For the squad's biggest party yet, Ashley and Maya-Camille team up against Gonzo and Christophe to create desserts fit to feed 200 hungry sports fans.</desc>
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    <title>Multicultural Wedding - S02E07</title>
    <desc>From a gravity-defying cake to a breakfast buffet where nothing is at it seems, the bakers get non-traditional for a multicultural wedding celebration.</desc>
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    <title>Bring on the Heat! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The heat is on as the squad creates treats to celebrate Los Angeles's Firefighter of the Year - but have some bakers bitten off more than they can chew?</desc>
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    <title>Brother Birthday Bash - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The bakers pack the fun and flair into an edible play space, a colossal chocolate dragon egg and other showstoppers for two boys’ joint birthday fest.</desc>
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    <title>Rock n' Roll Wedding - S01E02</title>
    <desc>From a life-size chocolate drum kit to the purr-fect cake for cat lovers: The squad pulls out all the stops for a musician couple's wedding day.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Chain Reactions - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pulleys, ramps and pendulums drive the Rube Goldberg-style confections the bakineers construct for this complicated contraption challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Fore! The Love of Mini Golf - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Split into two groups, the bakineers design, bake and build an edible, themed putt-putt course. Will they hit a hole-in-one when the judges tee off?</desc>
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    <title>Cake on the Catwalk - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A fashion show sets the stage for the bakineers to create detailed and delectable costumes that some surprising models will wear down the runway.</desc>
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    <title>Baking to New Heights - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Challenged to construct a scrumptious city block, the bakineers erect gingerbread skyscrapers and more. But can their creations survive an earthquake?</desc>
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    <title>Crash Test Yummy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The bakineers make edible cars that must travel 100 ft before smashing into a steel wall at 25 mph; all while protecting the crash test dummy inside.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge to Victory - S01E08</title>
    <desc>For their final mission, the bakineers build tasty bridges that must survive multiple stress tests.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055144 +0000" stop="20261008064120 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Floats Your Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Teams of one baker and one engineer learn if they'll sink or swim by constructing a delicious, watertight boat that must sail 20 feet in 45 seconds.</desc>
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    <title>Off to the Robot Races - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The bakineers' mission: Create an edible robot capable of navigating a candy-covered obstacle course while carrying an ooey-gooey dessert inside.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Home, Baby - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer takes his fight to the next level and Ricky gets real with Charles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004916 +0000" stop="20261008011547 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Protocol Is for Losers - S05E01</title>
    <desc>While peacefully enjoying retirement and reflecting on his past, Spencer gets a tantalizing offer to become the first black majority team owner in professional football history. A year after splitting with Spencer, Joe eyes a big swing at Sports X with his new partner, Lance. Ricky finds himself in hot water with Charles, and Vernon considers a life outside of football, much to Reggie's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011547 +0000" stop="20261008014003 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Must Be the Shoes - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After learning of competing owner offers, Spencer returns to the Anderson brothers for financial help. Joe is tasked with apologizing for creating a hostile work environment and, later, sells a big idea to a major client with the help of Kate, a sharp Sports X exec. Ricky and Vernon each consider different kinds of futures, while Charles tries to hide some unwelcome news.</desc>
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    <title>Copernicursed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Just as Spencer reaches out to him with the job of a lifetime, Jason gets an interesting counteroffer from Joe, who's determined to bring his old partner down. Vernon has a tryout at an Esports company and Reggie bemoans his position at Sports X. Ricky turns to partying to deal with his depression. Charles considers what to do about Kisan.</desc>
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    <title>Municipal - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Spencer settles into his new position and makes a potentially unpopular decision. With Sports X teetering on the edge financially, Joe gets jealous when Kate tries to woo an important editor at a launch party. Ricky tries his hand at being a radio host and voices his true feelings about Spencer. Reggie comes to Vernon with a proposal that will make them both happy.</desc>
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    <title>Crumbs - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Spencer faces pressure from all sides as he fights for Kisan. Ricky gets mixed feedback about his radio show. Reggie, Vernon and Lance struggle to convince Joe to get into the gaming business. Charles works hard to land a big player. Jason goes through tough negotiations with the Anderson brothers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030243 +0000" stop="20261008033107 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edutainment - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Spencer prepares for his first owners' meeting in the wake of an unexpected tragedy; Joe agrees to go on Ricky's radio show; Charles faces an unexpected health crisis during his busiest time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033107 +0000" stop="20261008035536 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Wants a Lollipop - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Joe get into past grievances while working out a major player deal, after which Spencer makes a public statement that's sure to have consequences; Ricky is on the defensive in a meeting with a Hollywood bigwig.</desc>
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    <title>Players Only - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Despite having a bullseye on his back, Spencer refuses to back down in his fight for the league's players. Joe embraces a new state of mind as he finds peace with himself. Julie encourages Charles to take care of unfinished business. Ricky decides to strike out on his own with his latest project. Reggie takes the next step in his career, with some encouragement from Vernon.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Former Miami Dolphins stand-out Spencer Strasmore and his friend Charles Greene must cope with the realities of life after football. Spencer starts working for a financial advisor, helping sign and mentor his younger friends still in the NFL, while Charles gets a job at a car dealership. Meanwhile, a mistake may cost Green Bay Packers wide receiver Ricky Jerret his roster spot when he's involved in an altercation at a nightclub.</desc>
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    <title>Raise Up - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Spencer struggles to sign Vernon as a client when he clashes with his childhood friend Reggie who handles all his money. Meanwhile, Jason works to renegotiate a contract extension for Vernon with the Dallas Cowboys, but has difficulties. During practice with his new Dolphins team, Ricky discovers that a teammate is not only unfriendly with him but is wearing his number. Now a struggling car salesman, Charles begins to wonder if he retired too early.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052215 +0000" stop="20261008055049 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move The Chains - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hoping to attract new clients, Spencer and Joe hold a corporate event. In their fight over Vernon, Spencer and Reggie's rivalry hits the boiling point. Bored by retirement, Charles lets loose for a night. Ricky learns his beef with his teammate, Alonzo, may be due to an awkward connection.</desc>
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    <title>Heads Will Roll - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Spencer visits a neurologist. Charles gets pursued by a woman. Reggie tries to steal Vernon's renegotiation. Joe breaks the rules to get a client, while Ricky finds himself a mantra.</desc>
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    <title>Machete Charge - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ricky tries to find common ground with Alonzo. Charles's marriage is put to the test. Spencer and Joe step in to help Vernon with a crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Everything Is Everything - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Charles decides he is going to be selfish. Joe negotiates with Maximo. Ricky's off-field activities end up being revealed.</desc>
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    <title>Ends - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ricky flies off the handle; Spencer and Charles say good-bye to Roddney; Jason meets his mother's new beau.</desc>
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    <title>Flipping the Christmas Bird - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Missy worries about preparing her first Christmas Eve dinner; Bam wants to spruce up the house.</desc>
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    <title>The Unicorn Whisperer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Missy tries to finalize wedding plans as Bam parties with Novak.</desc>
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    <title>Bam's Gone Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The entire Jackass crew joins Bam in his bachelor party in Vegas.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Never Be Single Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy get some last minute details finish in order to prepare for the wedding. Bam continues work on a skating rank that has to be finish by the wedding date. Bam &amp; company play a prank on Phil. They have their rehearsal dinner.</desc>
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    <title>The Unholy Union - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After spending one last time as a bachelor with his friends on a skate-boarding park in the backyard, Bam and Missy finally get married.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Hell - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy have three months until the wedding and they have to search for a venue that can hold a few hundred people. They also hold an engagement party for some of their family and friends that will be attending the wedding.</desc>
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    <title>Open Season on Brides - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy try to hire a wedding planner and Missy looks for her wedding dress.</desc>
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    <title>Detroit Rock City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy go in search of wedding rings; the venue is still in question.</desc>
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    <title>Off With Her Shirt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Missy and Bam finally locate a venue; the couple gets an offer from Playboy.</desc>
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    <title>Flipping the Christmas Bird - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Missy worries about preparing her first Christmas Eve dinner; Bam wants to spruce up the house.</desc>
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    <title>The Unicorn Whisperer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Missy tries to finalize wedding plans as Bam parties with Novak.</desc>
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    <title>Bam's Gone Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The entire Jackass crew joins Bam in his bachelor party in Vegas.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Never Be Single Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy get some last minute details finish in order to prepare for the wedding. Bam continues work on a skating rank that has to be finish by the wedding date. Bam &amp; company play a prank on Phil. They have their rehearsal dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053355 +0000" stop="20261008061802 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unholy Union - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After spending one last time as a bachelor with his friends on a skate-boarding park in the backyard, Bam and Missy finally get married.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Hell - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy have three months until the wedding and they have to search for a venue that can hold a few hundred people. They also hold an engagement party for some of their family and friends that will be attending the wedding.</desc>
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    <title>Open Season on Brides - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy try to hire a wedding planner and Missy looks for her wedding dress.</desc>
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    <title>Detroit Rock City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy go in search of wedding rings; the venue is still in question.</desc>
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    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
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    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
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    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
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    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
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    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
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    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
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    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
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    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
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    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
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    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
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    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
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    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
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    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
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    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012834 +0000" stop="20261008013311 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013746 +0000" stop="20261008014218 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Zero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman must stop The Weatherman from ruining England's nice day with his weather machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014218 +0000" stop="20261008014657 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alien Planet - S01E04</title>
    <desc>King Zorg and his army of Nerks transport Bananaman to their home planet to give him the locations of all the military installations and chinese takeaways on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014657 +0000" stop="20261008015130 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnap Caper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>General Blight kidnaps the chairman of the United Nations Christmas Club committee and chains him to a railway track, demanding billions of pounds of ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015130 +0000" stop="20261008015606 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House on Hangman's Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Everybody thinks that the house on Hangman's Hill is haunted by a ghost. Bananaman is sent to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015606 +0000" stop="20261008020038 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destination Danger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>King Zorg steals the Early Warning satellite so nobody will be alerted to his latest Earth invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020038 +0000" stop="20261008020514 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wall of Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The evil Weatherman makes it rain constantly, so the wall that protects Acacia Road will fall down, and allow hundreds of people to be flooded by the water. Bananaman is called into stop his evil scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020514 +0000" stop="20261008020947 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws of Steel - S01E09</title>
    <desc>General Blight hires the cold-blooded killer Auntie to dispose of Bananaman following a meeting of criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020947 +0000" stop="20261008021421 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Banana Kid - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman decides to hire a sidekick because he is so busy trying to save the world. But the interview process is put on hold when he receives news that a shark has invaded the local swimming pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021421 +0000" stop="20261008021857 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auntie's Back in Town - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Auntie returns and has another plan to defeat Bananaman.</desc>
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    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>General Blight and Doctor Gloom plot to use a fairground machine to blow up Acacia Road police station. Eric is told of their evil plan and transforms into Bananaman to try and stop them before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022333 +0000" stop="20261008022810 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Old Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>There's a mystery at the old mine - somebody is digging away with a powerful machine, and if it isn't stopped, the whole town will collapse! Bananaman goes to investigate...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022810 +0000" stop="20261008023242 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Tribe of the Tapiocas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bananaman drops in on the mysterious jungles of the Banana Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023242 +0000" stop="20261008023710 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at the Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom creates a new villain called Appleman and orders him to seek out and destroy Bananaman. Appleman takes Eric and Samantha hostage in order to find out the location of Bananaman, not realising that Eric is Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023710 +0000" stop="20261008024143 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024143 +0000" stop="20261008024616 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024616 +0000" stop="20261008025049 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025049 +0000" stop="20261008025523 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025523 +0000" stop="20261008030008 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tank Full of Trouble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>There's been a hijacking - can Bananaman track down the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030008 +0000" stop="20261008030445 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030445 +0000" stop="20261008030929 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030929 +0000" stop="20261008031410 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031410 +0000" stop="20261008031852 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031852 +0000" stop="20261008032324 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032324 +0000" stop="20261008032812 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032812 +0000" stop="20261008033249 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033249 +0000" stop="20261008033729 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033729 +0000" stop="20261008034203 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034203 +0000" stop="20261008034642 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034642 +0000" stop="20261008035110 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035110 +0000" stop="20261008035545 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035545 +0000" stop="20261008040021 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040021 +0000" stop="20261008040452 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040452 +0000" stop="20261008040919 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040919 +0000" stop="20261008041351 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041351 +0000" stop="20261008041821 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041821 +0000" stop="20261008042256 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042256 +0000" stop="20261008042737 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042737 +0000" stop="20261008043213 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043213 +0000" stop="20261008043648 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043648 +0000" stop="20261008044120 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Zero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman must stop The Weatherman from ruining England's nice day with his weather machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044120 +0000" stop="20261008044559 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alien Planet - S01E04</title>
    <desc>King Zorg and his army of Nerks transport Bananaman to their home planet to give him the locations of all the military installations and chinese takeaways on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044559 +0000" stop="20261008045032 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnap Caper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>General Blight kidnaps the chairman of the United Nations Christmas Club committee and chains him to a railway track, demanding billions of pounds of ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045032 +0000" stop="20261008045508 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House on Hangman's Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Everybody thinks that the house on Hangman's Hill is haunted by a ghost. Bananaman is sent to investigate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045508 +0000" stop="20261008045940 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destination Danger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>King Zorg steals the Early Warning satellite so nobody will be alerted to his latest Earth invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045940 +0000" stop="20261008050416 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wall of Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The evil Weatherman makes it rain constantly, so the wall that protects Acacia Road will fall down, and allow hundreds of people to be flooded by the water. Bananaman is called into stop his evil scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050416 +0000" stop="20261008050849 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws of Steel - S01E09</title>
    <desc>General Blight hires the cold-blooded killer Auntie to dispose of Bananaman following a meeting of criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050849 +0000" stop="20261008051323 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Banana Kid - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman decides to hire a sidekick because he is so busy trying to save the world. But the interview process is put on hold when he receives news that a shark has invaded the local swimming pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051323 +0000" stop="20261008051759 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auntie's Back in Town - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Auntie returns and has another plan to defeat Bananaman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051759 +0000" stop="20261008052235 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>General Blight and Doctor Gloom plot to use a fairground machine to blow up Acacia Road police station. Eric is told of their evil plan and transforms into Bananaman to try and stop them before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052235 +0000" stop="20261008052712 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Old Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>There's a mystery at the old mine - somebody is digging away with a powerful machine, and if it isn't stopped, the whole town will collapse! Bananaman goes to investigate...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052712 +0000" stop="20261008053144 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Tribe of the Tapiocas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bananaman drops in on the mysterious jungles of the Banana Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053144 +0000" stop="20261008053612 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at the Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom creates a new villain called Appleman and orders him to seek out and destroy Bananaman. Appleman takes Eric and Samantha hostage in order to find out the location of Bananaman, not realising that Eric is Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053612 +0000" stop="20261008054045 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054045 +0000" stop="20261008054518 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054518 +0000" stop="20261008054951 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054951 +0000" stop="20261008055425 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055425 +0000" stop="20261008055910 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tank Full of Trouble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>There's been a hijacking - can Bananaman track down the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055910 +0000" stop="20261008060347 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060347 +0000" stop="20261008060831 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060831 +0000" stop="20261008061312 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061312 +0000" stop="20261008061754 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061754 +0000" stop="20261008062226 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062226 +0000" stop="20261008062714 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062714 +0000" stop="20261008063152 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063152 +0000" stop="20261008063631 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063631 +0000" stop="20261008064105 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064105 +0000" stop="20261008064545 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064545 +0000" stop="20261008065012 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065012 +0000" stop="20261008065447 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065447 +0000" stop="20261008065923 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065923 +0000" stop="20261008070354 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070354 +0000" stop="20261008070821 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070821 +0000" stop="20261008071253 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071253 +0000" stop="20261008071723 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071723 +0000" stop="20261008072158 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
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    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
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    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Station Zero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman must stop The Weatherman from ruining England's nice day with his weather machine.</desc>
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    <title>The Alien Planet - S01E04</title>
    <desc>King Zorg and his army of Nerks transport Bananaman to their home planet to give him the locations of all the military installations and chinese takeaways on the planet.</desc>
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    <title>The Kidnap Caper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>General Blight kidnaps the chairman of the United Nations Christmas Club committee and chains him to a railway track, demanding billions of pounds of ransom money.</desc>
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    <title>House on Hangman's Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Everybody thinks that the house on Hangman's Hill is haunted by a ghost. Bananaman is sent to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Destination Danger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>King Zorg steals the Early Warning satellite so nobody will be alerted to his latest Earth invasion.</desc>
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    <title>Carentan - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Easy Company are sent to liberate the French village of Carentan, where they lose several men in heavy fighting. The episode focuses on Private Albert Blithe, who struggles with crippling anxiety following the battle.</desc>
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    <title>Replacements - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Due to heavy casualties, a group of fresh paratrooper replacements joins Easy Co. in time for a massive drop into German-occupied Holland for Operation Market-Garden. While met with no resistance in Eindhoven, Easy and a cluster of British tanks are repelled from a nearby town by a superior German force, sustaining many casualties as they retreat. The Allied plan to enter Germany through Holland and end the war before Christmas fails.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Winters writes a report on the challenge of an unexpected resistance to a German attack, and is haunted by his conscience after shooting a teenage German soldier. Operation Pegasus is depicted. Easy Company is called to Bastogne to repel the sudden German counterattack.</desc>
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    <title>Bastogne - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Easy Company experiences the Battle of the Bulge and have to hold ground near Bastogne while running low on ammunition and other supplies. The episode focuses on medic Eugene "Doc" Roe as he helps out his fellow soldiers where he can, while also scrounging for medical supplies, of which the Company is dangerously low.</desc>
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    <title>The Breaking Point - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Easy Company battles near Foy, Belgium, losing numerous men. In the episode, the actions of 1st Lt. Norman Dike, the Company's commander, are examined and questioned. Serving as narrator is 1st Sgt. Carwood Lipton, who attempts to keep the morale of the men up as they endure their trials in the forest near Foy.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Patrol - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easy Company carries out a dangerous mission in Haguenau as David Webster  returns from a hospital. Together with new replacement 2nd Lt. Jones, he eventually (re)integrates with the other soldiers, whose experiences at Bastogne have made them weary and closed off from Webster due to the fact he didn't try and leave hospital early unlike other soldiers in the company.</desc>
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    <title>Why We Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Nixon battles alcoholism, Easy Company enters Germany. A concentration camp near Landsberg is discovered by a patrol. This site leaves many soldiers both shocked and disgusted at what they're witnessing at the hands of the Nazi Germans. The episode was based on the liberation of Kaufering IV in the area of Hurlach.</desc>
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    <title>Wicks - S01E06</title>
    <desc>An ex-con from Lucas’ past passes through Banshee, triggering memories about the Albino, a brutal insider enlisted by Rabbit to make Lucas’ prison life a living hell. Proctor turns to extortion when a reverend refuses to sell his home to make room for a casino hotel.</desc>
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    <title>Behold a Pale Rider - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lucas’ cover is threatened when Carrie decides to give him over to Rabbit in an effort to protect herself and her family. A drug store robbery turns into a full-blown hostage crisis at the high school, with Deva and Mayor Kendall’s wife among those whose lives are imperiled.</desc>
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    <title>We Shall Live Forever - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Carrie urges Lucas to let go of the past, even as an increasingly suspicious Gordon is hell-bent on uncovering hers. Cast out of her Amish home, Rebecca turns to Proctor to give her a new start in Banshee. A surprise visit from Rabbit’s lieutenant brings back a flood of memories for Carrie. As his family keeps vigil for the ailing Benjamin Longshadow, Alex gets a surprise visit from his sister.</desc>
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    <title>Always the Cowboy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Rabbit closes in on Carrie and Lucas, Carrie flees the hospital in a desperate attempt to collect her family and get them out of town. Kai introduces Rebecca to the business world, and sends Lucas a message about fooling around with his niece. Alex Longshadow recruits a Proctor thug with gambling issues to deal with a work-stoppage problem at the casino.</desc>
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    <title>A Mixture of Madness - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Recalling a series of prison therapy sessions that fueled his hatred of Rabbit, and pressed by Xavier’s insistence that the FBI handle a kidnapping case, Lucas makes a decision that will change the collective fate of Carrie, her family, Sugar, Job and the entire Banshee police force. A special delivery at Alex’s doorstep leads Nola to reconsider her future. Kai teaches Rebecca the power of telecommunications.</desc>
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    <title>Little Fish - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of their bloody shootout with Rabbit, Lucas, Carrie and the Banshee Sheriff's Department are interrogated by the FBI. Proctor sets his sights on persuading Rebecca to return to his care. As Gordon stews over his wife's betrayal, Deva shows off her resourcefulness.</desc>
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    <title>The Thunder Man - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Spurned by Deva and Gordon, Carrie is forced to take up a new residence. With his leadership abilities questioned, Alex ramps up his efforts to recover the money stolen in the casino heist. Siobhan relives a nightmare when her ex-husband shows up looking to reconnect. Lucas is asked to return Proctor's favor.</desc>
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    <title>The Warrior Class - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A shocking murder near an Amish farm fractures relations between the Kinaho tribe and the Amish, who are forced to rely on Proctor to fend off a vengeful mob. Investigating the crime on Kinaho turf, Lucas and his deputies find themselves confronted by uncooperative gang members and their imposing leader. Carrie welcomes an unexpected visitor, and Lucas deals with the sudden appearance of a most unwelcome one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003640 +0000" stop="20261008011735 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Best - S06E11</title>
    <desc>No Name Saloon - Edgewater, FL

A demanding father struggles to hand over the reins to his daughter or control his unruly customers at this failing biker bar in Central Florida.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011735 +0000" stop="20261008015850 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phishing for Answers - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Phish Heads - Lake City, FL

A couple on the verge of bankruptcy battle their stubborn, lazy son before he sinks the family business.</desc>
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    <title>Not Cleared for Takeoff - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The Airliner - Lincoln Heights, Los Angeles, CA

Jon must help reignite a bar owner's passion for his notorious East LA music venue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024009 +0000" stop="20261008032010 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Out of Blue Water - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Blue Water - Jacksonville Beach, FL

A Chinese immigrant must come out of his shell and battle his emotional manager in order to save his dream beach bar.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Puerto Rico - S06E15</title>
    <desc>El K'rajo, Centro Comunal Piñones-Loíza and Bienvenidos A Loíza - Loíza, Puerto Rico

Jon Taffer heads to Puerto Rico and tries to put time and resources in to rescue not only a bar, but a small community hit hard by two hurricanes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040125 +0000" stop="20261008044239 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fatballs - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Fatballs - Jacksonville, FL

Jon Taffer tries to rescue a Jacksonville sportsbar with a horrible reputation and an even worse name that leaves the bar without a single customer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044239 +0000" stop="20261008052354 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unwanted Saloon - S06E17</title>
    <desc>The Wanted Saloon - Dickson, TN

Jon heads to middle-of-nowhere Tennessee to rescue The Wanted Saloon, whose remote location is just the first of many challenges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052354 +0000" stop="20261008060504 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Lite, Star Not So Brite - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Britestar Tavern - Glendora, CA

An absentee owner turns his back while profits go down the drain at his beer-only bar, sinking him into debt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060504 +0000" stop="20261008064619 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Will Be Family Blood - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Island Bar &amp; Grill - Blue Island, IL.
An owner staffs his entire bar with only his relatives, causing friction straight down family lines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064619 +0000" stop="20261008072738 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lights Come Back in Puerto Rico - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Shibō - San Juan, Puerto Rico

After Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico, a brother and sister find themselves in over their heads in damages to their previously successful Asian fusion restaurant Shibo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001734 +0000" stop="20261008004016 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Delicate Situation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Renee's desperate to impress her relatives in China, but Barbie doesn't have the heart to tell her "talents" need an awful lot of work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004016 +0000" stop="20261008010311 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtually Famous - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Barbie's friends want to be internet celebrities, but learn that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be when their goofy vlog post goes viral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010311 +0000" stop="20261008012608 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Dogs Go to the Beach - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When dogs are banned from the beach, Barbie and Nikki take their fight to City Hall -- and have to deal with Poppy Reardon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012608 +0000" stop="20261008014912 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ballad of Windy Willows - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Barbie and Daisy go to Barbie's hometown in Wisconsin, where they try to save her beloved Aunt Adele's inn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014912 +0000" stop="20261008021207 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Room Swap - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To break up the fight between Stacie and Skipper, Barbie offers to trade rooms.  But soon, the Roberts sisters learn that no roommate is perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021207 +0000" stop="20261008023454 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getaway and Got Away - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken and Barbie try to embark on a relaxing weekend at the spa, but end up getting caught up in an adventure with the owner's grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023454 +0000" stop="20261008025749 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Totally Spying - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trey gets hurt on the Roberts' property, so the family is extra nice to him.  But Barbie suspects that the demanding neighbor is up to something.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025749 +0000" stop="20261008032034 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbie Roberts: Undercover Mermaid (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Barbie and her friends try to impress a fashion idol at a mermaid convention, but things take a turn when the sisters become suspects in a mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Barbie Roberts: Undercover Mermaid (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>With her sisters in trouble for a prank gone wrong, it's up to Barbie to prove their innocence and catch the thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034330 +0000" stop="20261008040621 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog's Day in Court - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Roberts family could be evicted from their Dreamhouse unless Barbie can figure out who is behind Malibu's sudden flea infestation.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Magical Mermaid Mystery (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>George decides to take the family on a vacation to Costa Rica where he’ll be filming a whale documentary, while Barbie &amp; friends land a summer jobs at a water park in Malibu.</desc>
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    <title>Magical Mermaid Mystery (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After her boss quits, Barbie gets promoted with new responsibilities. Meanwhile, Skipper &amp; Stacie join Chelsea on a quest to find a missing mermaid but end up getting lost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045234 +0000" stop="20261008051539 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magical Mermaid Mystery (3) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Barbie’s friends struggle to adjust to her becoming their boss at Oceans Extreme. In Costa Rica, Stacie, Skipper and Chelsea close in on the missing mermaid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051539 +0000" stop="20261008053832 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magical Mermaid Mystery (4) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Barbie &amp; friends create a plan to stop smugglers to save a baby whale. As a reward, Barbie gets a ticket to Costa Rica, where she joins her family to see the whales arrive!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053832 +0000" stop="20261008060140 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sister Class Act - S04E05</title>
    <desc>On her first day back at school, Barbie learns that Golden Beach High's newest student is none other than Tammy, her opponent from the baking competition show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060140 +0000" stop="20261008062431 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basket Case - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Barbie offers to help Renee build her school basketball team by trying out, but she soon realizes that she’s not as great as she thought she would be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062431 +0000" stop="20261008064740 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbie’s Dance Dilemma - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Ken asks Barbie to help him invite Harriet to a school dance. Despite her mixed feelings, Barbie agrees to do it, because what are friends for?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064740 +0000" stop="20261008071048 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Mom - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Margaret hesitates to take a promotion at her job, Barbie and her sisters work together to prove to their mom that they can handle extra responsibilities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071048 +0000" stop="20261008073325 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Borrowed - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Skipper takes her sister’s jacket without permission and ends up misplacing it. The two sisters race around town trying to get the jacket back, but are always one step behind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073325 +0000" stop="20261008075614 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The in Crowd - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Barbie tries to help Skipper adjust to high school by inviting her to join their lunch table. When Skipper bonds with her friends, Barbie unexpectedly feels left out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002202 +0000" stop="20261008004455 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbies Rising - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A chance encounter with a media VIP at a pretzel cart moves Malibu and Brooklyn closer to pop stardom -- despite their other plans.</desc>
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    <title>Gone to the Dogs - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Who let the dogs out and into the fashion show? The besties get busy as dog walkers to help save up for their first professional record demo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010747 +0000" stop="20261008013040 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Delivery Debacle - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Malibu and Brooklyn help deliver pastries for a cafe.  But the job's not so sweet when the duo tries to help customers solve their personal problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013040 +0000" stop="20261008015332 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise, Surprise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Malibu heads back home to throw her mom a surprise birthday bash -- but she'll have a wild time trying to keep it all a secret!</desc>
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    <title>Start Small - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn helps Malibu learn a valuable lesson after Malibu tries to bring her family's Cleanup Day tradition to her New York neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>We are Family - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn helps Malibu remix trouble into good tunes when unexpected visitors tag along as the duo records their first song.</desc>
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    <title>Turkey Trouble - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turkey mishaps and family drama almost turn Thanksgiving upside down as Brooklyn and Malibu celebrate the holiday on separate coasts.</desc>
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    <title>Two Stars Are Born - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn and Malibu get a taste of stardom and soon discover life in the spotlight isn't all it's cracked up to be.</desc>
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    <title>Triple Threat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While saving up for their next recording session, Brooklyn and Malibu take on a babysitting gig with some troublemaking kids.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Outdoors (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During a camping trip with her family and friends, Malibu finds herself in trouble trying to keep everyone happy. While Brooklyn's quest to find the perfect place to write a song proves complicated.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Great Outdoors (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In this second part of the Roberts family and friends' camping adventure, Malibu and Brooklyn work with the group to solve two problems: The mystery of the screams in the woods, and writing their final song.</desc>
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    <title>We've Got Magic to Do - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A mishap onstage forces Malibu and Brooklyn to embark on a wild chase to rescue a prized pigeon, while Rafa and his young cousin Izzy set out on a mission to book the girls better gigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045630 +0000" stop="20261008051920 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cut It Out - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Malibu and Brooklyn agree to let The Dash make a movie about their singing duo for an upcoming film festival, but it's a total disaster and could ruin their career before it even starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051920 +0000" stop="20261008054210 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Studio Sleuths - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When things at the recording studio suddenly start disappearing - including Brooklyn's phone, with Brooklyn and Malibu's latest music on it. The girls become amateur detectives to recover everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054210 +0000" stop="20261008060501 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Record - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After accidentally breaking one of Kel's rare record albums, Malibu and Brooklyn turn to Jacks, Jayla and Lyla for backup as they take off on a comedic romp across the city to replace it!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Knock It Off - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Malibu and Brooklyn decide to start their own business instead of doing odd jobs for other people, they suddenly find themselves in direct competition with The Dash, setting off an escalation of crazier and crazier sales tactics.</desc>
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    <title>Costumed Capers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Performing as costumed characters in Times Square, Brooklyn and Malibu find themselves caught in a case of mistaken identity when two pranksters wearing the same outfits cause trouble around the city.</desc>
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    <title>Cupid Shuffle - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brooklyn and Malibu, members of Handler's Spring Dance planning committee, are struggling to boost ticket sales, a letter Malibu receives from Ken inspires a creative solution.</desc>
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    <title>Team No Screens - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Epiphany challenges Malibu, Brooklyn, Daisy and Rafa to unplug from their electronic devices during a 24-hour camping trip outside the city, but a talent booker urgently calls the cafe with a huge concert offer.</desc>
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    <title>Festival Fiasco - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The West Coast Roberts plan to enjoy a fun-filled weekend at a California music and food festival, where Malibu and Brooklyn are set to perform their biggest gig yet.</desc>
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    <title>Aggie - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A retarded waitress who sees a narcotics cop commit murder allows herself to be persuaded that another man committed the crime.</desc>
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    <title>And Down Will Come Baby - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When a mother has second thoughts after selling her baby, she helps Baretta infiltrate a group trafficking in black market babies.</desc>
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    <title>He'll Never See Daylight - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Baretta vows revenge on the hoodlum whose thugs murdered his girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>The 5½ Pound Junkie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When his childhood friend is murdered, Baretta tries to protect the pregnant widow and her unborn child from the killers, and from her own drug habit.</desc>
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    <title>Woman in the Harbor - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A parole officer is murdered after telling Baretta that a model who supposedy killed herself months earlier is alive in Mexico.</desc>
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    <title>If You Can't Pay the Price - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Baretta tries to nail a seemingly untouchable crime czar by placing the aging man under painfully overt 24-hour-a-day surveillance.</desc>
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    <title>The Half-Million Dollar Baby - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Baretta's career and reputation are almost ruined by a beautiful photographer who tricks him into helping her steal a half million dollars of mob money.</desc>
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    <title>Ragtime Billy Peaches - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the dead body of a prominent attorney's wife is found, Baretta becomes interested when he finds that there is no record of her existence before age 20.</desc>
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    <title>The Coppelli Oath - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Baretta kills a drug pusher in a shootout, the man's teenage brother vows revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Ramon - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Captain Barney Miller talks down a junkie who is holding the 12th Precinct hostage.</desc>
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    <title>The Experience - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A bomber targets the 12th Precinct, as Det. Fish contemplates retirement.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Job - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The squad grapples with guarding a department store payroll and a flasher who attempts suicide in the bathroom.</desc>
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    <title>Graft - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An old friend of Barney's is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the squadroom; Chano is after an obscene phone caller.</desc>
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    <title>The Courtesans - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A prostitute threatens to file harassment charges against Wojo; Rachel wants to move into her own apartment.</desc>
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    <title>The Stakeout - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Well-meaning nosy neighbors overrun a covert stakeout operation.</desc>
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    <title>The Bureaucrat - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Guests to the 12th include a drunken bureaucrat and the 12-year-old who robbed Chano's apartment; Wojo closes the precinct's favorite delicatessen for minor health-code infractions.</desc>
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    <title>Ms. Cop - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An overzealous lady cop ruffles the feathers of the testosterone-run 12th; Chano nabs an obscene phone caller. Linda Lavin ("Alice") debuts as Detective Janice Wentworth.</desc>
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    <title>The Vigilante - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Barney is visited by Inspector Luger, who complains that his men aren't disliked enough by the public; a neighborhood vigilante is well into his twilight years; Wojo collars a cross-dressing teamster.</desc>
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    <title>The Guest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The 12th Precinct reluctantly guards a mob witness; Chano uses his co-workers' own cash stash to set up a narcotics buy.</desc>
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    <title>The Escape Artist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A self-avowed "bird-man" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel, setting up one of the series' most durable storylines.</desc>
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    <title>Hair - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A scruffy "Serpico"-type cop has good reason to hide behind unruly hair; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.</desc>
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    <title>The Hero - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Chano is guilt-stricken when he shoots a holdup man; Liz makes a citizen's arrest, after being robbed at "stickpoint" by a twelve-year-old.</desc>
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    <title>Doomsday - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A disgruntled man with a belt of dynamite threatens to blow himself and the squad room ky high unless President Nixon agrees to speak with him; the plumbing goes kaput; Wojo arrests a phony man-of-the-cloth.</desc>
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    <title>Social Worker - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Weary of housework, Liz tries her hand at social work, to Barney's dismay; a master forger fascinates Harris.</desc>
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    <title>The Layoff - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Barney, Fish and Yemana feel the crunch when a labor layoff forces them to do without Chano, Harris and Wojo; a manicurist goes deeper than the nail; a morose stockbroker takes to petty theft.</desc>
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    <title>Ambush - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Yemana is shot in full view of disinterested bystanders, and Barney is offered a job in Florida.</desc>
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    <title>Heat Wave - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A wife claims spousal abuse; Wojo and Wentworth are bait for a park rapist.</desc>
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    <title>'Til Death Do You Part - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Norma and Romero take a big step together; Norman attempts to accept his new surroundings; Dylan tries to shed old business.</desc>
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    <title>Lights of Winter - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Norman and his new friend have an adventure; Norma experiences her first taste of real happiness in some time during an annual festival in White Pine Bay; Dylan becomes caught between two families.</desc>
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    <title>Refraction - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Norman tries to confide in Dr. Edwards, but worries he may reveal too much. Also: Norma hires a craftsman to fix a window and Romero uncovers a crime that threatens his new life.</desc>
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    <title>The Vault - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Norman uncovers painful truths as his therapy progresses; Norma works to prevent a secret from being revealed; Romero assists an old friend despite the risk to his career.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Norman returns home after making an unanticipated discovery; Norma takes on new projects; Dylan's search for Emma's mother leads to disturbing results.</desc>
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    <title>Unfaithful - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Norma is torn between Norman and Romero during a holiday outing, Norman comes to the realization that everyone has changed while he was away.</desc>
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    <title>Forever - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Norma and Norman attempt to reconnect as they plan for the future; Dylan and Romero decide to take action for Norman's own good!</desc>
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    <title>Norman - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Norman plans a special event for his mother; Romero faces pressure due to his actions; and Dylan considers reaching out to Norman, but wants nothing to do with Norma.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Paradise - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Norman tries to keep up appearances despite a troubling discovery; Dylan and Emma receive a surprise guest.</desc>
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    <title>The Convergence of the Twain - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Norman's date doesn't go as planned; Romero's frustrations reach a boiling point; Chick brings Norman a gift.</desc>
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    <title>While Gotham City Burns - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Batman saves Robin from the Wayne Memorial Clock Tower at the last possible Big Benjamin second. While they are busy in the Batcave, The Bookworm steals a priceless cookbook from stately Wayne Manor. He then lures the Dynamic Duo into an oversized cookbook on display in the middle of Gotham city and steals the Batmobile. Can Batman and Robin escape before their goose is cooked?</desc>
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    <title>Death in Slow Motion - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Charlie Chaplin and the Keystone Kops raid the till at the newly opened Gotham movie theater. The culprits turn out to be “The Riddler” and his gang in disguise. They lead the Dynamic Duo on a crime spree chase from Mother Gatham’s Bakery, past the Gotham Library, and into a Temperance Party. At each of these events, the villains are accompanied by German film maker Van Bloheim who captures everything on celluloid.</desc>
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    <title>The Riddler's False Notion - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Robin has been captured by “The Riddler,” leaving Batman fearing his own reaction. Therefore he asks Commissioner Gordon to accompany him to the Bat-cave to witness his interrogation of Pauline, The Riddler’s moll. All clues eventually lead back to the priceless silent film collection of Mr. Van Jones, to which The Riddler is about to add his own silent masterpiece.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Finny Fiends - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Alfred is kidnapped by the Penguin ans his finny fiends while buying caviar for the Multimillionaires Annual Award Dinner. Although the loyal butler does not know the secret location where the dinner is to be held, Penguin brainwashes the man-servant as part of his diabolical scheme. Batman and Robin track down the Penguin’s hideout on a fishing pier owned by "Knott A. Fish," only to walk into a trap.</desc>
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    <title>Batman Makes the Scenes - S01E34</title>
    <desc>The Penguin learns the location of the Multi-millionaires Annual Award Dinner from Alfred: on board Bruce Wayne’s S.S. Gotham Neptune. His female fink Finella replaces the beauty queen for the chosen charity Miss Natural Resources, pops out of a giant cake at the diner and proceeds to gas all the multimillionaires present, as well as Bruce Wayne and Master Grayson’s replacements: Batman and Robin.</desc>
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    <title>Shoot a Crooked Arrow - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Archer and his gang have come to Gotham City, winning the public’s favor with their Robin Hood style deeds of stealing from the rich to give to the poor. Batman and Robin set out to discover the location of their hideout and stop these villains, only to find themselves caught by a trap in the Archer’s lair.</desc>
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    <title>Walk the Straight and Narrow - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Batman and Robin escape their previous peril and are back in action seeking to foil the Archer and his gang. After pulling off a counterfeit job, the villains head for their boat, planning to take their loot safely to Switzerland. The Dynamic Duo set off in the Bat boat to try to stop their escape.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Off the Griddle - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Catwoman makes her return known with a string of robberies. Hoping to lure her into a trap, Batman plants a news blurb giving the whereabouts of a rare canary, but Catwoman is tipped off and arrives prepared. Batman and Robin follow a lead to Catwoman’s hideout, the Pink Sandbox, but soon discover that this villain has been waiting for them.</desc>
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    <title>The Cat and the Fiddle - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Catwoman disguises herself as a wealthy recluse – Minerva Matthews – to exchange a quarter million dollars for two Stradivarius violins. Once the instruments are safely in her hands, the villain reveals her true identity and demands the cash back. But Catwoman is surprised to learn that her business partner – Zubin Zucchini – is also not who he appears to be.</desc>
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    <title>The Minstrel's Shakedown - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Minstrel, a villain with both musical talent and electronic ingenuity, is wrecking havoc with the Gotham City Exchange in an attempt to blackmail the exchange members. When he soon realizes Batman and Robin are equally skilled with electronics, he deems them a threat to his plan and sets a trap for their demise.</desc>
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    <title>Barbecued Batman? - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Failing to destroy Batman and Robin, the Minstrel enacts “Plan High C.” He shakes the building of the Gotham City Exchange, and promises to send it crumbling down if his demands are not met in one hour. Batman assumes cutting off the building’s power will thwart the villain, but when that plan fails, it’s up to the Dynamic Duo to track down the Minstrel before it’s too late.</desc>
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    <title>The Spell of Tut - S02E07</title>
    <desc>King Tut has relapsed into his kingly ways, this time showing a marked interest in scarab beetles and apothecary potions. Robin infiltrates their hideout to discover their true intentions, relaying what he hears to Batman, but their plan is put in jeopardy when Robin’s presence is detected.</desc>
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    <title>Tut's Case is Shut - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Using resurrected scarab beetles, King Tut concocts an ancient mind control potion, abu raubu simbu tu. Chief O’Hara is the first under his spell, followed shortly by Commissioner Gordon, and when Batman himself is tricked into taking the drug, Tut’s plan to control all of Gotham City by tainting the water supply seems close to succeeding.</desc>
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    <title>The Greatest Mother of Them All - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ma Parker and her delinquent children are pulling off a crime wave in Gotham City. Batman and Robin round up the gang one by one, but when the arrests seem all too easy, the Dynamic Duo suspect something else more sinister may be up.</desc>
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    <title>Ma Parker - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Now in charge of the Gotham State Pen, Ma Parker and her jailhouse full of criminal cohorts use it as their base of operations. No one suspects jailed prisoners of the crimes, but a clue picked up by Batman and Robin may lead them right to Ma’s whereabouts.</desc>
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    <title>The Clock King's Crazy Crimes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After a robbery aided by a rigged timepiece, Batman and Robin deduce the Clock King must be in Gotham City. Disguised as a pop art expert, the villain brings his latest masterpiece to the Parkhurst Gallery. But everyone is surprised when the sculpture turns out to be more than just a piece of art, and the Clock King makes off with a valuable time-related painting. Batman and Robin follow a clue to the villain’s hideout, unaware that a trap awaits them.</desc>
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    <title>The Clock King Gets Crowned - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Aunt Harriet purchases a clock as a birthday present for Bruce Wayne, unaware that it is a plant by the Clock King. But when the villain learns that a control switch meant for his final caper has been errantly placed on the timepiece, he breaks into Wayne Manor to retrieve it, nabbing some valuable watches in the meantime. Batman and Robin shortly deduce his master plan and race to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>An Egg Grows in Gotham - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Egghead steals the Gotham City charter. He finds a loophole that could give him control of Gotham City if descendants of the original founding families (including Bruce Wayne) do not pay nine raccoon pelts to Chief Screaming Chicken on time. Not only is he interested in stopping the payment, but Egghead believes he also has a lead on Batman’s true identity.</desc>
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    <title>Rats - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dana, who feels she has been ignored and let down by Terry once too often, begins receiving roses from a secret admirer. When she is abducted by the mystery man, a boy named Patrick Fitz who lives in the sewers because of his rat-like appearance, Batman may be the only one who can save her.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Games - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Terry has mysterious visions of a young girl asking him for help. His search for her leads him into confrontation with a group of people with incredible psychic powers known as the Brain Trust.</desc>
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    <title>Revenant - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When strange things start happening around the school, the students are quick to blame the ghost of Garrison Jacobs, a student who was killed during the construction of the school's new wing. Terry is suspicious but skeptical until Nelson, one of the jocks, interrupts a séance the girls are having for fun. Everything in the gym comes alive, threatening to kill Nelson until Terry intervenes as Batman. When popular cheerleader Blade later receives a mysterious message from the ghost, Terry begins to put the pieces together.</desc>
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    <title>Babel - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When all of Gotham's animals start getting agitated at the same time, Terry and Bruce Wayne figure out that sound frequencies beyond human hearing are to blame. That points to one man: Shriek. The animals prove to be the tip of the iceberg when people suddenly lose the ability to understand each other's speech. Shriek eventually turns off the interference, but makes a demand of Commissioner Gordon: the city's safety for Batman's life.</desc>
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    <title>Terry's Friend Dates a Robot - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Howard Groote is one of Terry's classmates who isn't terribly popular. Desperate for acceptance, he plans for a blowout party at his place while his parents are away, but the popular kids laugh at his obvious attempts at coolness. Howard longs for a gorgeous girlfriend or cool car so that popular kids will notice him, and so jumps on the chance to get an illegal synthoid to pose as his girlfriend. However, her programming makes her a little too protective, putting the party -- not to mention the kids -- at risk.</desc>
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    <title>Eyewitness - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Batman's already tense relationship with the law gets tenser when he accidentally messes up a major police sting operation. Fed up with Terry, who she sees as a hothead, Commissioner Gordon warns Bruce that she'll be keeping an eye on him to make sure he doesn't get into more trouble. Her worst fears are realized soon enough when she sees Batman bludgeoning Mad Stan to death with one of his own bombs.

When Terry returns home, he finds the Commissioner's men looking for him, but he doesn't know why. Fleeing to Max's house, he tries to understand: how could people have witnessed him perpetrating a crime he didn't commit?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020811 +0000" stop="20261008022923 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Cut - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Curaré is back, and she's hunting members of the Society of Assassins before they can kill her for failing to assassinate Gotham's district attorney. Mutura Bootha, the last Society member still standing, enlists Batman's aid in stopping her, adding that if he falls, Batman is next on her list. As further incentive, he's planted a bomb in Gotham that will go off if he doesn't enter a code every 12 hours.

Unfortunately Bruce Wayne is in Malaysia, unreachable due to a hurricane. Batman enlists an eager Max to help, leaving him to protect Bootha, find the bomb, and -- hardest of all -- keep Max from getting too involved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022923 +0000" stop="20261008025032 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Resort - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Dr. David Wheeler, a prominent child psychologist, opens a new ranch/group home promising to help troubled teenagers, parents jump on the bandwagon and start sending their kids away for even the most minor infractions. Max encourages Terry to investigate as Batman when their friend Chelsea is sent away for writing a letter of protest to the principal.

Batman discovers that the kids are being held prisoner and brainwashed, but he is spotted and fired on. Since Batman can't get admissible evidence, he decides to get it as Terry by visiting Chelsea with a pocket recorder. When Terry is captured, he's forced to rely on a delinquent he's never gotten along with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025032 +0000" stop="20261008031128 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armory - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Jared's stepfather, Jim "Big Jim" Tate, is a top weapons designer who likes to splurge his considerable salary on his family. When he's laid off from Wayne-Powers and hard up for work, he starts designing new weapons illegally for foreign governments. In order to steal the plans and parts he needs, he puts an array of untested weapons and his Special Forces training to use and becomes an unstoppable one-man army: Armory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031128 +0000" stop="20261008033217 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneak Peek - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Ian Peek is a muckraking journalist who gets footage from seemingly impossible locations, no matter how tight the security. When there's a disturbance at city hall during a secret meeting between an organized crime witness and the district attorney, Batman encounters a man who can pass through solid matter at will. In short order, he puts two and two together and realizes this new villain is Peek. Confronting Peek, however, leads to him using his power to find out Bruce and Terry's secret -- and he threatens to expose them live on the air.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033217 +0000" stop="20261008035317 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eggbaby - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Terry's Family Studies teacher gives the class an assignment: to learn about the responsibilities of parenthood, they have to take care of an egg. The familiar exercise is given a high-tech twist -- each "eggbaby" has sensors which register the amount of care it receives and a computerized feedback system causes it to coo, cry, and giggle like a real baby.

When Terry's assignment partner, vain cheerleader Blade Summers, unceremoniously dumps the eggbaby on him, he's forced to carry it with him when he's out as Batman -- even while chasing the notorious Ma Mayhem and her gang as they commit a series of daring ruby thefts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035317 +0000" stop="20261008041431 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zeta - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Terry becomes suspicious when his biology teacher starts acting oddly. The strange behavior culminates in a manic chase and shootout with federal agents after school, leading him to get involved as Batman. When Commissioner Gordon and her men find the teacher gagged and bound in her home, the truth comes out: an intelligent synthoid code-named Zeta is on the loose. Designed for stealth and assassination, it has the ability to disguise itself as any person using a holographic generator.

Batman joins in the hunt for Zeta, but when he corners the robot he discovers that Zeta ran away from the federal agency because he doesn't want to kill. Gary Cole makes his first and only appearance as the voice of Zeta, before Diedrich Bader assumed the role for the Zeta Project spin-off series. Joe Spano makes his first appearance as agent Bennet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041431 +0000" stop="20261008043522 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plague - S02E21</title>
    <desc>High school jock Nelson unwittingly smuggles a glass vial with an unknown green fluid into Gotham, which is seized at customs. In the parking lot, he's attacked by the Stalker, who demands to know the whereabouts of the vial. Batman interferes with Stalker's flight, but is in turn stopped by agent Bennet, who tells him Stalker is helping them track Falseface, an identity-switching mercenary working for Cobra, a secret organization holding Gotham hostage with a horrific chemical weapon. Despite his misgivings, Batman teams up with Stalker to find Falseface and stop Cobra's plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043522 +0000" stop="20261008045616 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April Moon - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When Batman foils a late-night bank heist, he's surprised to see that the four ordinary-looking punks all have expensive -- and dangerous -- cybernetic enhancements. When one of the criminals leaves a damaged servo-motor behind, Bruce Wayne recognizes it as the handiwork of the man who created some of the parts for the Batman suit, Dr. Corso, who specializes in prosthetics. After confronting the doctor, Batman discovers that Dr. Corso is being forced to help the crooks because they've kidnapped his wife, threatening to kill her if he doesn't enhance them as they ask.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045616 +0000" stop="20261008051709 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sentries of the Last Cosmos - S02E23</title>
    <desc>One of the hottest virtual reality arcade games is Sentries of the Last Cosmos. Max and Terry's classmate Corey Cavaleri loves the game, sometimes better than real life. When he beats the arcade's all-time record, Corey is summoned to the secluded Sentrycroft estate by the game's creator, Simon Harper. There, he and two other kids become real-life Sentries, complete with flaming swords and flying discs.

After a raid on Gotham's hall of records, Harper tells the kids that Sentries of the Last Cosmos is more than a game; in a nod to The Last Starfighter, Harper -- calling himself the Wise One -- claims that the Sentries' war against the Dark Regent is real, and that the game is used to recruit trainees. Batman learns of Harper's plot to send the kids after the Dark Regent -- the equally reclusive Eldon Michaels -- and tries to stop the kids and find the connection between the two men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051709 +0000" stop="20261008053819 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payback - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A hooded vigilante calling himself Payback, armed with a bullwhip-like laser, has been terrorizing people under the pretext of helping the city's kids. Bruce Wayne discovers a link between two of the kids and the Gotham Youth Counseling Center. When the Center's computer proves inaccessible, Terry has to enter the Center under the guise of being dissatisfied with his treatment by Bruce. However, when his later impulsiveness as Batman gets him in hot water with Bruce, he vents at his next session at the center -- and unwittingly sets Bruce up as a target for Payback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053819 +0000" stop="20261008055920 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Terry? - S02E25</title>
    <desc>After a rare night out with his friends, Terry follows a suspicious figure out in the subway. Everyone is worried when he fails to reappear the following morning, and Bruce Wayne takes it upon himself to find him. When he asks Max about Terry's last whereabouts, she insists on coming along, despite his protests. Meanwhile, Batman wakes up in an underground tunnel under the hostile glare of a young boy, a runaway who lives in the tunnels. The boy wants Batman off of his turf as soon as possible, and tries to help him leave.

It turns out that the suspicious figure is none other than Shriek's assistant, who is helping the twisted sound genius with his new plan. Shriek causes a cave-in to trap Batman and the boy, who starts to express his long-standing hostility toward Batman. As Max and Bruce work toward finding Terry, and Batman and the boy try to escape, each learns to appreciate the others' skills -- until Shriek reveals himself from the shadows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055920 +0000" stop="20261008061923 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ace in the Hole - S02E26</title>
    <desc>While Terry is out walking Ace, Bruce Wayne's dog, Ace savagely attacks a suspicious-looking man on the street and then runs away. When Bruce traces the serial number on the man's gun, he discovers the man is none other than Ronny Boxer, a longtime purveyor of illegal sports, including dog sports. Boxer is also Ace's former owner; Bruce took him in when Boxer's dog-fighting ring was busted by the police. While Terry goes undercover to get close to Boxer, Bruce looks for Ace, all the while wondering exactly what Boxer did to Ace in the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061923 +0000" stop="20261008064022 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King's Ransom - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Royal Flush gang, minus the reformed Ten, attempt a robbery of a Gotham city museum. Although the gang gets away with the piece, Batman stops Jack and leaves him for the police. Bruce deduces that the Royal Flush gang is working for Paxton Powers, and by listening in on Commissioner Gordon's interrogation of Jack, he and Batman also discover that there are widening rifts in the Royal Flush family.

At the hideout, the King and Queen argue, with the Queen endlessly comparing King to his previous namesake, her father. Furious, the King sets another plan in motion: he kidnaps Powers and holds him for ransom, using Bruce Wayne as a go-between. Powers, reluctant to have his illegal dealings exposed, makes a deal with the gang, to eliminate Bruce, but there's more than one double-cross afoot. Angie Harmon makes her first appearance as the new voice of Commissioner Barbara Gordon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064022 +0000" stop="20261008070131 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Untouchable - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Batman faces off against a new high-tech villain, a man in a suit that projects an impenetrable force field that repels everything Batman can throw at it. Bruce Wayne recognizes the force field as the work of Dr. Blades, a Wayne-Powers scientist who has developed what he calls iso-field generator rings, which generate an aura of energy around its wearer.

While touring the Wayne-Powers lab facilities, Blades' assistant Dr. Suzuki demonstrates the rings and the aura, which are meant for use as a self-contained environment for people with immune-system deficiencies. Bruce and Terry recognize the aura immediately, and the question then becomes: who in the lab is the untouchable criminal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070131 +0000" stop="20261008072232 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inqueling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne is out of town, and Inque is back -- announcing her presence by disrupting the launch of a billion-dollar satellite. Newly invulnerable to water, she poses more of a threat than ever before. Terry remembers that Bruce Wayne had to save him from Inque twice before, putting both his identity and his life at risk. Wanting to prove himself, he insists on pursuing Inque himself, though he asks Max to do some detective work for him.

Meanwhile, Inque's deal has gone sour, and her would-be client has weakened her with a particle destabilizer. Sick and desperate for help, she goes to the one person who she feels she can trust -- Deanna Clay, the daughter she abandoned as a child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072232 +0000" stop="20261008074339 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Shortly after Batman foils a daring, high-tech robbery of a powerful Wayne-Powers agricultural compound, Charlie "Big Time" Bigelow, one of Terry's friends from his wilder days, gets out of jail. Charlie offers Terry a chance to hook up with some contacts he made on the inside for a big job, but Terry refuses, trying to talk Charlie into staying out of trouble. Feeling guilty because Charlie went to jail and he didn't, Terry convinces Bruce Wayne to get Charlie a low-level job at Wayne-Powers.

When Terry finds out that Charlie used him to get into Wayne-Powers, he confronts him, hoping to steer him straight before he has to intervene as Batman. Clancy Brown makes his first appearance as Charlie "Big Time" Bigelow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000619 +0000" stop="20261008002842 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feat of Clay (2) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne is released from prison on bail. Hagen, as it turns out, survived the murder attempt on him, but at a high cost: the formula entered his body and soaked every single one of his cells, mutating him into a shape-shifting mutant. With his newfound powers, Hagen, now calling himself Clayface, decides to take his revenge on Daggett and his men. Can Batman bring Daggett to justice and stop Clayface before innocent people are hurt?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002842 +0000" stop="20261008005109 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Never Too Late - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A mob war between crime bosses Rupert Thorne and Arnold Stromwell is nearing its end, and comes to a climax when Stromwell is set up to be killed in an exploding restaurant by Thorne. Batman saves him at the last moment, and persuades Stromwell to use his fall into disgrace to help him bring Thorne in, mostly for the sakes of his wife, his ill son and his estranged brother, as well as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005109 +0000" stop="20261008011332 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joker's Favor - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Charlie Collins accidentally curses at the Joker on the road for bumping him, the Clown Prince of Crime corners him and intimidates him into doing him a "small favor". Two years pass, and the Joker finally decides how to use Charlie: to sneak a bomb into Gotham University, where Commissioner Gordon is to give a speech at an award ceremony. Charlie, who merely has to open the door, is skeptical at first, but for the sake of his family, he reluctantly decides to obey. But is the Joker really the type to let someone who insulted him live?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011332 +0000" stop="20261008013559 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat and the Claw (2) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The leader of the Red Claw cartel (known herself only as Red Claw), attacks a military train and steals a viral plague, which she intends to plant on the resort and release if she isn't paid a ransom, leading to her first encounter with Batman, who is forced to let her flee. Around the same time, Red Claw and Batman discover that Catwoman and Selina Kyle are the same. Can Batman and Catwoman put aside their differences and work together to stop Red Claw before it's too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013559 +0000" stop="20261008015824 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty Poison - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When District Attorney Harvey Dent collapses after a meal with Bruce Wayne and his fiancee Pamela Isley, it transpires that he has been poisoned. Batman must find the culprit and discover an antidote before Dent's time runs out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015824 +0000" stop="20261008022051 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing to Fear - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Batman encounters the Scarecrow and attempts to foil his scheme to burn down Gotham University, but in the process is exposed to the Scarecrow's fear gas, and is forced to face his own guilt over the deaths of his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022051 +0000" stop="20261008024322 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be a Clown - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mayor Hamilton Hill's miserable son, Jordan, becomes even sadder when his father uses his birthday party as a political gathering, and ends up stowing away in the truck of the circus performer hired by Hill for the party, whom he doesn't know is actually the Joker in disguise. It is now up to Batman, whom Mayor Hill distrusts, to rescue the boy before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024322 +0000" stop="20261008030549 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appointment in Crime Alley - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Roland Daggett, with the help of two explosive experts, Crocker and Nitro, plans to destroy the infamous Crime Alley (while making it look like an underground accident) and use the land to expand his business empire, even if it means killing the residents or forcing them to abandon their homes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030549 +0000" stop="20261008032809 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P.O.V. - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A botched police operation results in the suspension of those involved: Officer Wilkes, Officer Montoya and Harvey Bullock. Confronted by their superiors, each of them is forced to tell their tale of what happened that night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032809 +0000" stop="20261008035037 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clock King - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After his company goes bankrupt (without a hearing), Temple Fugate takes up the mantle of the Clock King and pursues the one who he believes responsible for his loss: Mayor Hill, who merely persuaded Fugate to take a later coffee break, which ended in disaster. Can Batman rescue Hill in time, despite his dislike for the Mayor?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035037 +0000" stop="20261008041305 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Laugh - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Joker covers Gotham City in a cloud of laughing gas and begins plundering the crazed city. But after Alfred is infected with the toxin, Batman has added incentive to stop the Joker and acquire an antidote from him before all of Gotham dies with a smile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041305 +0000" stop="20261008043531 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eternal Youth - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Several rich industrialists are invited to the Eternal Youth Health Spa, and that's where they are last seen before disappearing. The only connection: they had something to do with the death of plants. Bruce Wayne also receives an invitation (although it was one of his greedy directors who nearly made the deal to destroy a rainforest before Bruce forced him to shut the operation down), but Alfred and his "lady friend", Maggie, go in his place. When they don't return, Batman is forced to investigate, discovering that the spa is run by Poison Ivy, and that she has been using a formula to turn the industrialists into humanoid trees, including Alfred and Maggie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043531 +0000" stop="20261008045757 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two-Face (1) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Harvey Dent, campaigning for a re-election, vows to rid Gotham of Rupert Thorne's crime and corruption. The tables turn when Thorne gets a hold of Dent's psychological records and discovers his alternate personality: the violent Big Bad Harv. Thorne attempts to blackmail Dent with this, and the following fight in Thorne's chemical plant hideout results in an explosion that scars the left side of Dent's body, despite Batman's attempts to save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045757 +0000" stop="20261008052023 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two-Face (2) - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Now calling himself Two-Face, Dent goes on a crime spree throughout Gotham, attacking Rupert Thorne's businesses to draw the gangster out of hiding. Batman must find a way to stop his former friend before he and Thorne kill each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052023 +0000" stop="20261008054250 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Victory - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Several sportsmen start receiving strange letters in the mail, and having frightening hallucinations at their next game. At the same time, one man is making thousands of dollars betting on the events. Batman and Robin (the latter of whom becomes infected), start their own investigation, and come to the conclusion that someone else is continuing the Scarecrow's crimes, since the Scarecrow is currently locked up in Arkham Asylum. Or is he?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054250 +0000" stop="20261008060449 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I've Got Batman in My Basement - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During a fight with Batman over a stolen egg ruby, the Penguin douses Batman with gas, although he is rescued by a teenage "would-be" detective named Sherman and his friend Roberta, who hide Batman in Sherman's basement long enough for him to heal before the Penguin finds them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060449 +0000" stop="20261008062720 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vendetta - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Detective Bullock is arrested for kidnapping. Batman, who dislikes Bullock but nevertheless believes him to be a good man, investigates, and discovers the identity of the real criminal: Killer Croc, who harbours a vendetta against Bullock for capturing him once. Can he clear Bullock's name before it is too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062720 +0000" stop="20261008064950 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prophecy of Doom - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Batman investigates a cult, called The Brotherhood, founded by the "mystic" Nostromos after hearing about a number of stories from his colleagues about his ability to predict the future. Batman finds out that Nostromos is actually a con artist who was rigging near-fatal accidents to gain the confidence of Gotham's upper class citizens. Can Batman expose this ruse before it's too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064950 +0000" stop="20261008071220 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forgotten - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While investigating the disappearances of Gotham's homeless in an undercover disguise, Bruce Wayne is kidnapped. Imprisoned in a chain gang mining camp and suffering from amnesia, will he be able to escape and free the rest of the prisoners?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071220 +0000" stop="20261008073448 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad as a Hatter - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Miserable Wayne Industries scientist Jervis Tetch is unable to pursue the girl he loves, Alice, the secretary. When she splits up from her boyfriend, he makes an advance and develops a fast friendship with her, until her boyfriend reconciles with her and proposes to her. Enraged, Tetch decides to take matters into his own hands, and dons the mantle of the Mad Hatter, using his mind control devices to force those who have wronged him all his life to become his mindless slaves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073448 +0000" stop="20261008075718 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Baron Jozek, furious at Batman for humiliating him at a dinner party (over Jozek's underworld connections), hires Josiah Wormwood, a master in setting traps for his victims, to hunt down Batman and bring back the hero's cape and cowl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000401 +0000" stop="20261008002625 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Over for Owlman! (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Batman battles the Crime Syndicate on an alternate Earth, his counterpart Owlman assembles a host of villains to run rampant across Batman's world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002625 +0000" stop="20261008004831 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Space! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Batman comes to the aid of the Question, who has been captured by the balance-obsessed Equinox. Then Batman travels to the planet Ranagar to help Adam Strange repel alien invaders. Along the way Batman picks up a strangely depressed Aquaman who lacks his typical exuberance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004831 +0000" stop="20261008011123 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trials of the Demon! - S01E15</title>
    <desc>In 19th century London, Jason Blood aka The Demon Etrigan has been framed for supernatural attacks perpetrated by Gentleman Ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011123 +0000" stop="20261008013428 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Huntress! - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Blue Beetle develops a crush on the slightly older and far-more-dangerous femme fatale Huntress, but there is little time for love with Baby Face busting his gang out of prison for a major heist!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013428 +0000" stop="20261008015649 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menace of the Conqueror Caveman! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>31st Century Booster Gold travels back 100 centuries to join Batman and become a celebrity hero. In his quest for fame, he unwittingly enables the immortal tyrant Vandal Savage to carry out his nefarious plot of turning everyone into cavemen and taking over the world!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015649 +0000" stop="20261008021901 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Color of Revenge! - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Batman and Robin team up again, but it's not like it always was -- there was a reason Robin left to go work on his own. As Crazy Quilt comes after Robin for revenge, all the dirty laundry comes out between the dynamic duo!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021901 +0000" stop="20261008024205 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends of the Dark Mite! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Batman's biggest fan, BatMite, is also his biggest nightmare when the 5th dimensional imp pops up and in an effort to make Batman a better hero, throws Gotham City into chaos. Kidnapping the Dark Knight and traveling to the surreal 5th dimension, the adventure continues with references to many of the classic villains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024205 +0000" stop="20261008030428 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail the Tornado Tyrant! - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Red Tornado decides to create a "son," but a villain's attack transform his newborn into a villain calling itself the Tornado Tyrant! But before assisting the android hero, Batman must first team up with Green Arrow to battle the Joker and Catwoman.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Duel of the Double Crossers! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Mongul recruits Jonah Hex to bring new gladiators to War World, the Old West bounty hunter wrangles the Dark Knight. After a change of heart, Hex and Batman team up to take down the violent empire.</desc>
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    <title>Last Bat on Earth! - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gorilla Grodd travels to the future where intelligent animals rule humans -- Batman follows him and teams with Kamandi (the Last Boy on Earth) to bring him down.</desc>
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    <title>When OMAC Attacks! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The all-American fighting machine OMAC is pitted against the equally destructive Shrapnel in a chaotic fight to the finish, but the architect behind the battle is the mysterious, balance-obsessed villain Libra.</desc>
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    <title>Mayhem of the Music Meister! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Music Meister causes mayhem so Batman and Canary will have to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>Inside the Outsiders! - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Granny Goodness and Darksied want revenge on slugs death on the outsiders by conquering earth.</desc>
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    <title>The Fate of Equinox! - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Batman has his final battle with the balance-obsessed villain Equinox as the maniac tried to remake the universe in his own image.</desc>
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    <title>Death Race to Oblivion! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mongul forces heroes (Batman, Green Arrow, Guy Gardner, Huntress, Plastic Man and Woozy Winks) and villains (Black Manta, Catwoman, Gentleman Ghost, Joker, and Steppenwolf) alike to race for Earth's survival.</desc>
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    <title>Long Arm of the Law! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After helping Batman save some Camp Scouts, Plastic Man asks for his ally's help when two villains, Rubberneck and Kite Man, seek revenge on Plaz by going after his loved ones.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Reach! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Reach, a race of alien invaders, have a connection to the Blue Beetle's scarab, that may prove the key to the hero, Batman, and the Green Lantern Corps defeating them.</desc>
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    <title>Aquaman's Outrageous Adventure! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Aquaman inadvertently finds trouble while going on vacation with his son and wife, and is forced to rescue Batman from the Penguin.</desc>
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    <title>The Golden Age of Justice! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Batman's mentors, the Justice Society of America, come to him for help when their old foe, Per Degaton, strikes.</desc>
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    <title>Sidekicks Assemble! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aqualad, Speedy, and Robin decide to team up for their own adventure, and battle Batman's archnemesis Ra's Al Ghul.</desc>
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    <title>Clash of the Metal Men! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team of element-based robots known as the Metal Men turn to Batman for help when the Gas Gang abduct their creator, Dr. Magnus.</desc>
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    <title>Acidic Dunes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Roam the sugar sand and rotten tooth caves of this desert land as Kitty and Orc battle the Mirage Monster and reveal what the deal is with ZaZa's mom.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Web Woods - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beware the Glitch Witches in this forest of terrifying trees and dead data, where Kitty and ZaZa are forced to team up. (What's scarier than that?)</desc>
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    <title>Sky Co. Docks - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Navigate the crew through this polluted pirate harbor in the clouds to face the Crate Monster — and bring Kitty and Orc even closer to the final level.</desc>
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    <title>Ancient Ruins - S01E09</title>
    <desc>This mythical place is no longer a mystery! The Last Monster awaits in the Ancient Ruins. Will Kitty be crowned the ultimate champion?</desc>
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    <title>Warrior Beach - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ready to face off with the first monster? Kitty and Orc's quest begins on Battle Island's sandy shores — where rival warrior ZaZa Royale is waiting.</desc>
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    <title>Warrior Park - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Guide Kitty and Orc on the race track or the archery field as they battle the wacky monsters of this action-packed realm and meet fab new friend Iago.</desc>
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    <title>The World Championship Finals - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The BattleBots World Championship Tournament reaches its climax as the remaining eight bots battle to hoist The Giant Nut. Who will be crowned champion of the world?</desc>
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    <title>Slash and Burn! - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Fire and fury in the BattleBox as the new season kicks off with a bang. Buckle up as bots from around the globe return to the BattleBox to face off in the world’s top robot combat tournament...</desc>
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    <title>I Like Big Bots (That Will Not Die) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The season heats up as Kraken, Yeti and deadly Rotator enter the Box for the 1st time. More carnage in Sin City as 14 killer bots enter the arena. Legendary drum-spinner Yeti returns to the fray after a year’s absence. Rusty is back too – but will his Mum’s popcorn bowl be enough protection against the deadly weapon of his first opponent?</desc>
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    <title>Ducks, Dragons, Killer Snakes – What a Zoo! - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The next batch of bots battle it out for their first win of the season.  In Las Vegas, the action reaches fever pitch as more bots make their season debuts. Seasoned veterans return to the BattleBox to relive their glory years, while new Giant Nut contenders are determined to make a splash.</desc>
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    <title>Out With the Old - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Hungry new teams try to take down veteran heavy hitters.  With World Championship qualification on their minds, many of the best bots on the planet put it all on the line trying to win their second match up of the qualifying round.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003414 +0000" stop="20261008012308 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Gods (2) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Count Iblis has delivered the Colonials' enemy, Baltar before the Council of Twelve. As the Colonials celebrate, Adama and Apollo come to the conclusion that the secret to Iblis' identity can only be found within the wreckage of the ship where he was first encountered.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012308 +0000" stop="20261008021234 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man with Nine Lives - S01E17</title>
    <desc>An old con man known as Chameleon meets Starbuck and convinces him that he may be Starbuck's father, to gain Starbuck's help in evading a trio of bloodthirsty Borellians who are after him in revenge for another con.</desc>
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    <title>Murder on the Rising Star - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Starbuck's rival from a popular sporting event is found murdered, and the evidence points to Starbuck. Apollo volunteers to be his Protector,. Apollo must now prove Starbuck's innocence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030140 +0000" stop="20261008043927 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greetings from Earth (1) / Greetings from Earth (2) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When Apollo and Starbuck find a primitive sleeper ship carrying a man, a woman, and four children, speculation spreads in the fleet that the people are from Earth. / When Apollo and Starbuck find a primitive sleeper ship carrying a man, a woman, and four children, the inhabitants reveal that they are from Terra, an Earth-like planet at war with the evil Eastern Alliance.</desc>
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    <title>Baltar's Escape - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Baltar plans his escape with the help of the three Borellians and the Eastern Alliance Enforcers, members of the Council of Twelve are taken hostage, and Adama must give in to the escapees' demands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052818 +0000" stop="20261008061710 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment in Terra - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Apollo and Starbuck follow the escaped Eastern Alliance ship back to Terra, where they help the Terrans overcome a nuclear holocaust, with the help of the race of white lights that had earlier helped them defeat Count Iblis.</desc>
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    <title>Take the Celestra - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Starbuck runs in to his long-lost love, Aurora, who is involved with a group trying to free the passenger ship Celestra from its supposedly dictatorial captain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070606 +0000" stop="20261008075501 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hand of God - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Rather than continue fleeing from their enemies, the crew of the Galactica commences an all-out attack on a Cylon base.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002039 +0000" stop="20261008010424 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bastille Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The fleet has found a source of water, but who will take on the difficult and dangerous job of mining it from the icy planet? Commander Adama and President Roslin send Lee to the Astral Queen, a prisoner transport ship, with an offer for its inmates: Volunteer for this mission and earn "freedom points".</desc>
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    <title>Act of Contrition - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After a flight deck accident kills 13 pilots and wounds many others, Kara is thrust into service as a flight instructor and ordered to turn a group of civilian pilots and academy washouts into full-fledged Viper pilots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014801 +0000" stop="20261008023146 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can't Go Home Again - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Lt. Kara Thrace goes missing in action after encountering a Cylon patrol while on a training mission, Commander Adama feels responsible — especially in light of her recent admission that she blames herself for his son Zak's death.</desc>
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    <title>Litmus - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When a new copy of Doral, a Cylon who had been previously exposed while serving as the Galactica's public-relations officer, sneaks aboard and blows himself up, killing three people, Commander Adama and President Roslin must finally make public the terrifying secret known only to a select few: Cylons now look like humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031529 +0000" stop="20261008035915 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Degrees of Separation - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Baltar and the Number Six who lives in his head have a falling out, she abandons him, only to surface a short while later aboard the Galactica. But now she's called Shelley Godfrey, everyone can see her, and she's telling them that she has evidence, passed on by the late Dr. Amarak, that will prove Baltar sold out the human race to the Cylons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035915 +0000" stop="20261008044302 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flesh and Bone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A Cylon, who calls himself Leoben, is discovered on one of the ships in the fleet. Commander Adama sends Kara to interrogate him — or, rather, it. The Cylon tells Kara that he planted a nuclear device on one of the ships. Although she doesn't believe it, Kara passes on the warning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044302 +0000" stop="20261008052647 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down - S01E09</title>
    <desc>President Roslin's fears that Commander Adama is a Cylon are stoked when she learns he's making secret wireless calls to other ships. Then, to make things worse, a single Cylon raider appears near the Galactica and begins acting strangely after being damaged in battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052647 +0000" stop="20261008061032 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hand of God - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As its fuel supply dwindles, the fleet must seek out a new supply of tylium ore or risk becoming sitting ducks to any Cylon attack. A recon patrol finds an asteroid full of the fuel, but there's a catch — the Cylons have found it first and established a heavily guarded refining plant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061032 +0000" stop="20261008065417 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colonial Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When President Roslin calls an Interim Quorum of the Twelve Colonies, she discovers that democracy brings its ugly stepsisters — politics and deadly intrigue — to the party. Tom Zarek, the charismatic convicted terrorist, is elected as the delegate from Sagittaron and immediately proposes elections for the vice-presidency.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065417 +0000" stop="20261008073801 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kobol's Last Gleaming (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>While flying a supply patrol, Crashdown and Sharon Valerii discover a bountiful planet that can support human life. Indeed, it might be Kobol, the legendary "home of the gods." The discovery prompts Commander Adama to send a ground team to investigate; it also gives new life to President Roslin's belief that she is a tool of destiny and that this discovery, like her rapidly spreading cancer, is part of an ancient prophecy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000207 +0000" stop="20261008004543 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Made in the USA - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Among Louisianan Jeff Petkevicius, New Yorker Howard Daley and Alabaman Jeff Coon, which wild card competitor will emerge victorious and keep their barbecue dream alive?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004543 +0000" stop="20261008012918 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ribs, Ribs, and more Ribs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Among Georgia Champion Robby Royal of Rescue Smokers, Texas Champion Junior Urias of Up in Smoke and Wild Card Champion John Coon of House of Q, who will emerge victorious to continue on to win the title of BBQ Pitmasters Grand Champion?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012918 +0000" stop="20261008021253 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Beef - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Regional Champions Joe Pearce, Ken Wood and Carl Lewis are grilling to stay alive in this thrilling BBQ Pitmasters Semi Final round. They all know that only one will survive and have a chance to be crowned Kingsford BBQ Pitmasters Grand Champion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021253 +0000" stop="20261008025628 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winner Takes All - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Semi Final Champions Robby Royal of Rescue Smokers and Joe Pearce of Squeal Like A Pig BBQ go head to head in the Finale to decide once and for all who is the Kingsford BBQ Pitmasters Grand Champion and winner of the $50,000 grand prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025628 +0000" stop="20261008034003 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge Ham - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Three of the toughest Pitmasters from previous seasons are back and in this first round battle, fresh ham and cowboy steak are on the menu. Who will come out on top?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034003 +0000" stop="20261008042338 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoker Envy - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Lee Ann Whippen is looking to avenge her loss in the Season Two finale to Shad Kirton. Meanwhile, the chicken king, Jamie Geer just might play spoiler. Is Shad on his way to another Grand Championship? Or will he have to cancel the victory parade?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042338 +0000" stop="20261008050714 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brisket Redemption - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Three All- Stars are back and competing against each other for the first time. For this round Brisket and Venison tenderloin
are for the cooking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050714 +0000" stop="20261008055049 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ribs Rematch - S07E04</title>
    <desc>With the title of Kingsford BBQ Pitmasters All-Star Grand Champion on the line, reigning Grand Champion Robby Royal hopes for another victory over Junior Urias and John Coon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055049 +0000" stop="20261008063424 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Like a Brisket, Out Like a Lamb - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tim Grant, the hottest pitmaster on the competition circuit, looks for his first win on BBQ Pitmasters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063424 +0000" stop="20261008071759 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trigg Is Up - S07E06</title>
    <desc>With pork belly and beef ribs on the menu, Corey and Craig think that Johnny might have an advantage in the competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002041 +0000" stop="20261008004232 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poodle Justice - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The gang visits the set of Scooby's favorite TV show and he meets a dog actress who plays a detective on the screen.</desc>
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    <title>Grand Scam - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shaggy takes the gang to the Minor League Baseball stadium of his youth only to learn that it's about to be shut down because a ghostly baseball player is scaring away the fans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010423 +0000" stop="20261008012603 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Chases - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fred switches places with the tour guide at a history museum to give him a chance to lead the gang in solving a mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012603 +0000" stop="20261008014744 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Quiet Scooby-Doo! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>To solve the mystery of a creepy Crystal Crawler, the gang must venture into the Crystal Canopy.</desc>
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    <title>Party Like It's 1899 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang play new roles at a murder mystery party.</desc>
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    <title>Screama Donna - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The gang pretend to be a band to investigate a ghostly musician.</desc>
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    <title>Kitchen Frightmare - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While visiting Shaggy's and Scooby's food mentor, they have to help out in the restaurant while solving the mystery of the yeti attacks.</desc>
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    <title>Me, Myself, and A.I. - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While the gang was enjoying a tour of a robot factory, a robot butler becomes self-aware and tries to do in all the humans.</desc>
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    <title>Area 51 Adjacent - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Scooby and the gang get arrested by the army, accused of being the aliens that crash-landed in the desert earlier.</desc>
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    <title>Where There's a Will, There's a Wraith - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Scooby gets an inheritance from a rich man he once saved. But, to collect on it, the gang spend a night in a creepy mansion with the rich man's strange relatives and a spooky phantom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035756 +0000" stop="20261008041930 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scary Christmas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A pterodactyl terrorizes the town at Christmas as Daphne tries to celebrate her birthday and Fred keeps trying to make the mystery into a Christmas one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041930 +0000" stop="20261008044129 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Can't Scooby-Doo the Time, Don't Scooby-Doo the Crime - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Fred visits a high security prison and ends up investigating the ghost of an escaped inmate who's wreaking havoc on it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044129 +0000" stop="20261008050347 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gremlin on a Plane - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The gang get to ride the first test flight on the biggest plane in the world, the Air Gigantica. They learn of a gremlin trying to destroy this plane and search for it during the flight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050347 +0000" stop="20261008052528 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorcerer Snacks Scare - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A sorceror takes over a snack factory for a new snack Scooby and Shaggy love, so the gang step in to capture him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052528 +0000" stop="20261008054716 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saga of the Swamp Beast - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While the gang visits New Orleans (and Daphne pretends to be a vampire), they encounter a Creature from the Black Bayou that's keeping everyone out of the swamp lands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054716 +0000" stop="20261008060846 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Cold, Scooby-Doo! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The gang hits the ski slopes, although Daphne's more focused on nailing Fred with a revenge snowball. Their snowy fun is soon interrupted by the appearance of an evil Snowman Monster eager to scare all trespassers off his mountain.</desc>
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    <title>Giant Problems - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Eating Crow - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The gang visits a farm that is haunted by a creepy scarecrow ghost. Fred wants to impress the farmer's daughter with his skills in mystery solving.</desc>
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    <title>I Scooby Dooby Do - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Taking part in a wedding of two close friends, best man Shaggy and maid of honor Daphne try to save the perfect day from being ruined by a ghost bride.</desc>
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    <title>El Bandito - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the gang attends a Day of the Dead festival in Mexico, Fred thinks he can become a legend if he captures the ghost of the criminal El Bandito for the town locals.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Mouth of Madcap - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A killer clown surfaces at an amusement park. Daphne agrees to babysit her friend's son, which puts a cramp in Fred's mystery-solving.</desc>
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    <title>Steak Me Home Tonight - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Comedian Chris D'Elia and the notoriously tough-to-please Anne Burrell try to wipe the smile off Bobby Flay's face, as Jersey girl gone Cali, Trish Tracey, and rocker turned chef, Daniel Cox square off for the chance to school Bobby at his own game.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet But Sour - S11E10</title>
    <desc>It's all about dessert as competing Chicago pastry chefs Kym DeLost and Chris Teixeira put their friendship in the blast chiller and see who can satisfy Sunny Anderson and Katie Lee's sweet tooth. Who will earn a shot at sweet victory over Bobby Flay?</desc>
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    <title>Thrown From The Throne - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Chopped judge Amanda Freitag and walking culinary encyclopedia Simon Majumdar hope they are a winning combination, as Virginia-bred chef Ian Boden matches up with up-and-coming New York City chef Danielle Duran in hopes of slaying the Flay.</desc>
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    <title>I Thought We Were Friends! - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Two of Bobby Flay's closest friends, Chopped judge Scott Conant and Food Network Star's Giada De Laurentiis, become his sworn enemies as they pick the chef to take him down. The Big Apple's Ian Alvarez and Seattle's Vuong Loc battle it out to see who has the chops to put an end to Bobby's winning streak.</desc>
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    <title>Both Sides Of The Coin - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Worst Cooks in America's Anne Burrell and Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli hope that they've got all their Bobby Flay-beating bases covered, as they bring in fine-dining steakhouse chef Admir Alibasic and Asian street food master Jason Tom to throw Bobby off his game.</desc>
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    <title>Iron Chef Redemption - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Ted Allen and actress Debi Mazar welcome two contenders who competed on Iron Chef America, but lost by one point. Chef Todd Stein faced Bobby Flay in battle mussels, while chef Paul Virant took on Iron Chef Morimoto. Now they're here to settle the score once and for all!</desc>
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    <title>Mazel Tov - S12E02</title>
    <desc>Larger-than-life Alex Reznik brings his kosher cuisine against Reno, Nev.'s Colin Smith in this battle for bragging rights. Iron Chef Michael Symon and soap star Susan Lucci bring the drama and the heat to take Bobby Flay down!</desc>
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    <title>Challah at Your Boy! - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Worst Cook's Anne Burrell and comedian Jay Pharoah aren't all laughs as they plot and strategize on how to get Bobby Flay beat. Canadian chef Rene Rodriguez brings his south of the border flavors against the Italian fare of chef Michael Kramer.</desc>
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    <title>Tame the Flame - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Chopped judge Scott Conant and actress Busy Phillips have their sights set on beating Bobby Flay! They pit Toronto chef Ivana Raca against New Orleans chef Tom Wolfe, with both chefs fighting to make their mark.</desc>
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    <title>Inside Scoop - S12E05</title>
    <desc>Actress Helene Yorke and Chopped's Alex Guarnaschelli conspire to beat Bobby Flay. They bring in southern boy Bobby Hansen and the Midwest's Steven Oakley, two chefs who are vying to take down the east coast king.</desc>
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    <title>Open Grill Season - S12E06</title>
    <desc>Top Chef host Gail Simmons and The Kitchen's Sunny Anderson are striking while the iron is hot in tonight's battle! Here to tame the flame are Brooklyn's own Brandon Byrd and top Floridian chef Nicolay Adinaguev.</desc>
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    <title>Friends in All Places - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Bobby Flay's pals are coming in hot from the west and east coast to take him down at his own game! Michael Symon is here to settle the score, as he pits New York chef Alex Guarnaschelli against LA chef Jet Tila in this all-out battle of friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Next Food Network Star Is... - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Food Network Star is in the house as Alton Brown enlists past season winners Damaris Phillips and Justin Warner to give Mr. Flay the run-around in his own kitchen. The tables might be turned, but the stakes are as high as ever!</desc>
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    <title>Deja Flay - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Beat Bobby Flay winner Anne Burrell is ready to battle once again, but this time she'll have to cook against hotshot chef Marcus Samuelsson. Food Network's Scott Conant sits back and relaxes as his dream team takes center stage.</desc>
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    <title>BBF vs. Chopped - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Chop chop Mr. Flay! Food Network's Ted Allen is turning the tables in Bobby Flay's kitchen and he's got the Chopped dream team to back him up. Tonight's contenders, chefs Amanda Freitag and Marc Murphy, know a thing or two about getting their friend Bobby beat.</desc>
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    <title>Ghosts of Bobby's Past - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Actress Laura Prepon and The Chew's Daphne Oz team up to get Bobby Flay beat. Bobby's protegee Leia Gaccione has a surprise in store for her old mentor, while New York restaurateur Einat Admony is out for redemption since her last match on Throwdown with Bobby Flay.</desc>
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    <title>Salty and Sweet - S12E12</title>
    <desc>Food Network vet Katie Lee and The Chew's Carla Hall have a sweet surprise in store for Bobby Flay. They've brought in the cream of the crop, chefs Bruno Feldeisen and Michelle Gayer, for a chance to sweeten the pot with a win.</desc>
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    <title>Record Breaking - S12E13</title>
    <desc>It's West Coast versus East Coast as Michelin-starred Jarad Gallagher and worldly Joshua Bedford aim to teach Bobby Flay a thing or two in the kitchen. Here to lead them to victory are celebrity chef Josh Capon and sportscaster Jaymee Sire.</desc>
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    <title>Sugar and Spice, but Not So Nice - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Food Network vet Alton Brown and Travel Channel host Adam Richman know losing is never sweet. To ensure that doesn't happen, they've brought in pastry chefs Josh Johnson and Dana Cree, who both want the sweet rush of victory!</desc>
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    <title>Fancy vs. Rustic - S13E02</title>
    <desc>The claws are out as The Kitchen's Sunny Anderson and Katie Lee try their best to get Bobby Flay beat. They've brought in polar opposites, sweet but ferocious Angie Berry and Italian stallion Giuliano Matarese, who are both gunning for victory.</desc>
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    <title>Bear-ware - S13E03</title>
    <desc>The "Bear," Hal Holden-Bache, stands against model-turned-chef Derek Orrell in an all-out culinary battle. Iron Chef Alex Guarnaschelli and The Chew's Daphne Oz will decide which chef gets the chance to take down Bobby Flay.</desc>
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    <title>Green, White and Red - S13E04</title>
    <desc>Little Italy is in the house when Naples-born Raffaele Ronca goes up against Italian expert Ken Vedrinski. Food Network veterans Anne Burrell and Scott Conant bring their expertise to the arena to get Bobby Flay beat!</desc>
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    <title>Eleanor Rigby / I'm So Tired - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A duo of filmmaking flies arrive to capture footage of an elusive creature, rumoured to be named Eleanor Rigby, who has been roaming the village. In a moment of truth, the figure turns out to be Kumi, but the filmmakers are disheartened that they have not found the "real" Eleanor Rigby. The flies vow to continue their search. / The Mudwasps are renovating their home and the noise is keeping the Beat Bugs awake at night, so the friends volunteer to lend a hand in the constructions. The bugs make a mess of the house, but the Mudwasps love it anyway, leaving them all free to get some sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Hey Bulldog / I'm Happy Just to Dance with You - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Crick uses a speech decoding machine to find out more about his new friend Bulldog. The bugs discover he is a stray and has dreams of becoming a sheepdog. The humans of the Big House decide to keep Bulldog as a pet, who is beyond pleased to become a guard dog for the family. / The bugs find an old chess table top in the garbage and decide to use it as the dance floor for a dress-up dance party. Milli Pede and Morgs are hesitant to attend, but Jay helps them find the confidence to step outside of their comfort zones.</desc>
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    <title>It Won't Be Long / Any Time at All - S02E23</title>
    <desc>A human has been gardening in the backyard, and Buzz and Morgs fall into a deep hole in the ground. The other bugs plan to use Doris's rope ladder to get them out, but before they can come to the rescue, Buzz discovers a tunnel which leads the pair out of the hole. / Buzz has an encounter with Meow the cat which leaves her too scared to go outside. The bugs give her a device allowing her to call for their help at any time. However, when Buzz calls upon the bugs' help too much, her friends fail to come to her rescue when a real emergency strikes, leaving Buzz to face the cat alone.</desc>
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    <title>Please Mr Postman / Across the Universe - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Buzz hurts her ankle on the way to the beach and is ordered to bed rest. With Postman Bee's help, the bugs send a letter to Blackbird asking her to help cheer up Buzz with a visit, as she once had a broken wing herself. Blackbird arrives and spends some time with the bugs at the beach. / The bugs' home is at stake when the humans of the house decide to pave the backyard with concrete. The friends float in bubbles up to the Big House to ask Julia to save the garden. As a result, the young girl hears the bugs and convinces her mother to leave the backyard as it is.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After Jay bonks his head and loses his memory, Lucy and the Beat Bugs work together to try and help him remember who he is.</desc>
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    <title>Paperback Writer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Self-Conscious Kumi doesn't want anyone to see the book she's been working on. But the secrets out when a breeze blows he pages everywhere.</desc>
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    <title>Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After something mysterious wafts through the garden, the Beat Bugs are "cursed" and can't stop speaking in rhyming verse.</desc>
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    <title>Two of Us - S03E04</title>
    <desc>There's too much togetherness when Walter and his sister, Freda, try living under the same roof. But it's even harder to live apart!</desc>
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    <title>Yesterday - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs do everything they can to reunite Julia with her favorite teddy bear when she accidentally leaves it in the garden.</desc>
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    <title>Taxman - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Bulldog bounds through the village, Cockroach offers to repair the damage. But this help comes with a hefty price tag.</desc>
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    <title>Let It Be - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Buzz follows a "lovely light" and meets a beautiful firefly named Mother Mary, who helps the lost Beat Bugs find their way home.</desc>
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    <title>Revolution - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kumi looks for a peaceful way to stop a "whatchama-nado" from whipping through the garden again. But Jay is itching to fight back!</desc>
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    <title>She Came In Through The Bathroom Window - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After Stinkbug's house is destroyed, the Beat Bugs setup a police force to protect the village from a mysterious creature.</desc>
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    <title>Lady Madonna - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs leave the safety of the garden and embark on a dangerous mission to help a Russian doll to find her missing child.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Only Sleeping - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Crick goes looking for peace and quiet, only to get stuck in a storm. Can he dream up an invention to get himself -- and his friends -- out of danger?</desc>
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    <title>Oh! Darling - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs come face to face with a scary looking spider while they're out hunting for Halloween candy. Good thing he wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Michelle - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While searching for a missing Kumi, the Beat Bugs find a mysterious French Princess who isn't quite what she seems.</desc>
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    <title>You Won't See Me - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs are hopping mad when Chameleon, a sneaky salesman, tricks them into buying worthless junk. The trouble is, now they can't find him.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Down - S03E15</title>
    <desc>It's Buzz to the rescue when a world-famous flying ace crash-lands in the garden and needs help getting back in the air.</desc>
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    <title>Mother Nature's Son - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Winter's coming earlier than normal, and Crick is in a panic! But Boris the Bullfrog reminds him that Mother Nature will always provide.</desc>
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    <title>Come and Get It - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When winter food supplies dip to dangerously low levels, the Beat Bugs go foraging for more and find a stockpile that doesn't belong to them.</desc>
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    <title>The Night Before - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs wake up after a party with no memory of what happened the night before. But no Fear! Buzz is on the case.</desc>
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    <title>Hey Jude - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Julia's baby sister, Jude, escapes into the garden, it's up to the Beat Bugs to keep her safe -- and that's a whole lot harder than it sounds.</desc>
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    <title>Martha My Dear - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs follow the clues to find Uncle Tusks missing co-star, Martha, when she disappears right before a big show.</desc>
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    <title>From Me to You - S03E21</title>
    <desc>A wounded Buzz feels left out when Walter meets an overeager mosquito named Mo and makes him his new assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Baby, You're a Rich Man - S03E22</title>
    <desc>A worried Walter journeys next door to find out what happened to his old friend, Artie, only to learn he's living the high life.</desc>
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    <title>Only a Northern Song - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Everyone's shocked when Buzz invites strange "Northern" bugs to her birthday party -- but she's determined to make new friends.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Be on My Way - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Granny Bee announces she's returning to the hive, Buzz and the Beat Bugs prepare a special picnic with all of her favorite recipes.</desc>
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    <title>Beast Within - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Catherine has a nearly fatal confrontation with an ex-tunnel dweller, named Mitch Denton.</desc>
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    <title>Nor Iron Bars a Cage - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Vincent is captured and held hostages by two scientists who stick him in a cage. Catherine considers a new job in Providence.</desc>
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    <title>Song of Orpheus - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Father's past is revealed when he goes above for the first time in over thirty years to see a friend. When he gets to his friends office he finds his friend is dead. Father is then charged with murder.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Spirit - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An investigation into the mysterious death of a wealthy business man leads Catherine into the world of voodoo. After her apartment is vandalized and she is terrorized, Vincent seeks the aid of Narcissa in an attempt to understand what is happening to Catherine. When the voodoo priest attempts to sacrifice Catherine, Vincent comes to her rescue, starting a fire when he pushes over the altar table. Mistaking Vincent for his god, the priest walks into the fire and is destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>A Children's Story - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Vincent alerts Catherine to possible wrong-doing at a well-known, renowned orphanage. Her investigation leads to the discovery of a child-selling scheme operated by the orphanage's owner and a thief who uses the children to steal for him. Catherine rescues a brother and sister (Eric and Ellie) and takes them to live in the tunnel world.</desc>
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    <title>An Impossible Silence - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Laura, a deaf-mute tunnel dweller, witnesses the murder of a police officer, for which another man is framed. She goes above with Catherine, but is kidnapped by the real murderers, who are also police officers. Cuffed to a pipe in the basement of the murderer's house, Laura taps out an SOS, which is heard by Pascal and Vincent rescues her. She decides to return Above to live.</desc>
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    <title>China Moon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Romeo and Juliet are in Chinatown. An angry Tong invades the tunnels with his army.</desc>
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    <title>The Alchemist - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Paracelsus, a former friend of Father's, sells an hallucinatory drug in the world above.</desc>
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    <title>Down to a Sunless Sea - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Steven Bass, Catherine's ex-fiance resurfaces. He has all ready been in a mental institute and is very strange. Vincent has dreams of disaster connected to Catherine. He warns her but she thinks that he is paranoid or jealous. When trouble does come to her Vincent is right there.</desc>
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    <title>Fever - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While exploring a section of the tunnels Mouse discovers a treasure ship. Cullen's greed brings strife.</desc>
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    <title>Lawn &amp; Garden - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The boys prune Mr. Anderson's trees...and destroy his house.
Dr. &amp; The Medics - "Spirit In The Sky"   David Lee Roth - "Just Like Paradise"   Kris Kross - "Warm It Up"   Digital Underground - "The Humpty Dance"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001404 +0000" stop="20261008002529 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stewart's House - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The boys go over to Stewart's house to watch "Death Truck" on pay-per-view, but, bored with that, they give him a flying wedgy, vacuum the cat, sniff gas from the stove, and blow up his kitchen.

Videos:
The Cars - You Might Think
Art Of Noise with Tom Jones - Kiss
Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
Spinal Tap - The Majesty Of Rock</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002529 +0000" stop="20261008004646 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Better or Verse - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The boys must each compose a haiku for their English class.
videos:   Debbie Gibson - "Out Of The Blue"   Black Sabbath - "Iron Man"   Das EFX - "They Want EFX"   Fishbone - "Fight The Youth"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004646 +0000" stop="20261008005656 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bedpans &amp; Broomsticks - S02E17</title>
    <desc>While doing community service work (?!) at the hospital (and drinking soda from enema bags), the boys steal heart patient Billy Bob's golf cart and wreak further havoc.
videos:   Joe Cocker - "Unchain My Heart"   Izzy Stradlin &amp; The Ju Ju Hounds - "Shuffle It All"   D.R.I. - "Acid Rain"   Enuff Z'Nuff - "Fly High Michelle"   King Missile - "Detachable Penis"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005656 +0000" stop="20261008010747 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babes R Us - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Inspired by an American Gladiators episode, Beavis and Butt-head water down the front lawn, don bikini tops, and fight each other with boxing glove-topped baseball bats; they go to "Babes R Us" and try to get tickets to see female mud wrestling.  Being underage, they are beaten senseless by Thor, the bouncer.  Features the classic song, "Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha."

Videos:   
Salt 'N Pepa - Push It
Bobby Brown - Humpin' Around
Butthole Surfers - Dust Devil 
REM - Pop Song 89</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010747 +0000" stop="20261008011808 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yogurt's Cool - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The boys buy frozen yogurt after seeing a seductive ad for it on TV.

Videos:
Rick James - Superfreak
Scandal - Goodbye To You
T'Pau - Heart &amp; Soul
White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65
Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011808 +0000" stop="20261008012922 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heroes - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The boys go skeet shooting and Butt-head downs a jumbo jet.

Videos:   
The Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
Grim Reaper - See You In Hell
King's X - Black Flag
Nitzer Ebb - Godhead</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012922 +0000" stop="20261008013501 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sign Here - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Mr. Van Driessen sends the boys on a petition drive to stop a furrier from coming to town.
videos:
Hall &amp; Oates - "Maneater"
Def Leppard - "Animal"
Huey Lewis &amp; The News - "I Want A New Drug"
The Dead Milkmen - "Smokin' Banana Peels"
Young MC - "Principal's Office"
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Show Me Your Soul"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013501 +0000" stop="20261008014557 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washing the Dog - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The boys do a favor for Mr. Anderson (who they hope will die soon, and leave his money to them) by washing his dog Collette at the laundromat.  Of course, they wind up in one of the dryers, too.
videos:   Porno For Pyros - "Pets"   Soundgarden - "Outshined"   Everybody Everybody - "Black Box"   Stray Cats - "Rock This Town"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014557 +0000" stop="20261008015647 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday Night - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The boys head to Maxi-Mart for some Friday night action; they meet a hot biker chick with larceny on her mind.
videos:   Gerardo - "Rico Suave"   Bow Wow Wow - "I Want Candy"   Gruntruck - "Crazy Love"   Color Me Badd - "I Wanna Sex You Up"   Terence Trent D'Arby - "She Kissed Me"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015647 +0000" stop="20261008020728 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be All You Can Be - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head are almost recruited into the Army by Sergeant Dick Leaky, a.k.a. "The Rooster."
videos:   Quiet Riot - "Cum On Feel The Noize"   Ministry - "NWO"   AC/DC - "Highway To Hell (live)"   Life, Sex &amp; Death - "Tank"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020728 +0000" stop="20261008021814 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedians - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.¹
videos:   Primus - "My Name is Mud"   Tiffany - "I Think We're Alone Now"   Vince Neil - "Sister of Pain"   Belly - "Feed The Tree"
¹This episode was last shown edited as follows:
The scene where Butt-head gets the idea to become a comedian, Beavis says: "Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something."  The edited version has Butt-head interrupting Beavis after "house."
The scene where Beavis is juggling flaming newspapers (which burns down the Laff Hole) is removed.
The fire references have been removed from the Vince Neil video.  The Belly video was added to fill the time from the edited scenes. 
This is the original airing of this episode..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021814 +0000" stop="20261008022935 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carwash - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
videos:   24-7 Spyz - "Stuntman"   Bon Jovi - "In These Arms"   Vanessa Williams - "Work To Do"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022935 +0000" stop="20261008024020 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couch-Fishing - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
videos:   INXS - "Not Enough Time"   Danzig - "Mother"   Suicdal Tendencies - "Institutionalised"   Bee Gees - "Jive Talkin'"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024020 +0000" stop="20261008030126 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incognito - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.
videos:   Run DMC - "Down With The King"   Megadeth - "Sweating Bullets"   Frank Black - "Los Angeles"
This is the original airing of this episode..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030126 +0000" stop="20261008031244 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.
videos:   Kix - "Cool Kids"   Kylie Minogue - "Locomotion"   Raging Slab - "Anywhere But Here"   White Zombie - "Welcome to Planet MoFo"   Led Zeppelin - "Over The Hills And Far Away"   The Shamen - "Ebeneezer Goode"   Blondie - "Rapture"   Beastie Boys - "Gratitude" 
This is the original airing of this episode..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031244 +0000" stop="20261008032310 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naked Colony - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
videos:   Stone Temple Pilots - "Plush"   Karen White - "The Way I Feel About You"   Cycle Sluts From Hell - "I Wish You Were A Beer"   The Odds - "Heterosexual Man"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032310 +0000" stop="20261008033419 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tornado - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to "do it" with Lolita &amp; Tanqueray.
videos:   Ministry - "Just One Fix"   Accept - "Balls To The Wall"   Samantha Fox - "Naughty Girls Need Love Too"   PJ Harvey - "50 Ft. Queenie" 
This is the original airing of this episode..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033419 +0000" stop="20261008034517 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scratch 'N' Win - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
Videos:   ZZ Top - "Viva Las Vegas"   M.A.R.R.S. - "Pump Up the Volume"   Alien Sex Fiend - "Now I'm Feeling Zombified"   Ugly Kid Joe - "Neighbor"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034517 +0000" stop="20261008035536 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleaning House - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
videos:   Krokus - "School's Out"   Mission UK - "Like A Child Again"   Army Of Lovers - "Crucified"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035536 +0000" stop="20261008040701 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scared Straight - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Placed in a "Scared Straight" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
videos:   Judas Priest - "Breakin' The Law"   Plasmatics - "The Damned"   The Dead Milkmen - "Punk Rock Girl"
This is the original airing of this episode..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040701 +0000" stop="20261008041740 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eating Contest - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
videos:   U2 - "Mysterious Ways"   Circus Of Power - "Heaven or Hell"   David Lee Roth - "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041740 +0000" stop="20261008042845 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sporting Goods - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
videos:   Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Breaking The Girl"   DJ Jazzy Jeff &amp; The Fresh Prince - "Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042845 +0000" stop="20261008043932 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sperm Bank - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.
videos:   Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer"   Pantera - "Mouth For War"   Siouxsie &amp; The Banshees - "Peek-A-Boo"   Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Suck My Kiss"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043932 +0000" stop="20261008045034 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buff 'N' Stuff - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.
videos:   Milli Vanilli - "Baby, Don't Forget My Number"   Journey - "Separate Ways"   Onyx featuring Biohazard - "Slam"   Eddie Money - "Shakin"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045034 +0000" stop="20261008050145 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Butt-Head - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
videos:   Tag Team - "Whoomp! There It Is"   Daisy Chainsaw - "Love Your Money"   Tool - "Sober"   Rollins Band - "Low Self-Opinion"   Suzanne Vega - "Blood Makes Noise"   Georgia Satellites - "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050145 +0000" stop="20261008051253 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Politically Correct - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The boys watch the touching drama "Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"  Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
videos:   Yoko Ono - "My Man"   Metallica - "One"   The Beloved - "Sweet Harmony"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051253 +0000" stop="20261008052422 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ball Breakers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
videos:   Dread Zeppelin - "Heartbreaker"   Skatenigs - "Chemical Imbalance"   Skid Row - "Monkey Business"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052422 +0000" stop="20261008054556 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet God - S03E18</title>
    <desc>After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie "Screwing Total Strangers," Beavis and Butt-head give it a try.  Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet "God" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
videos:   Helloween - "Halloween"   The Dickies - "Killer Klowns From Outer Space"   Sisters Of Mercy - "Dr. Jeep"   Electric Sun - "The Night The Master Comes"   Prong - "Prove You Wrong"   Alice Cooper - "Welcome to My Nightmare"   Bauhaus - "Ziggy Stardust"   Madonna - "Fever"   Bananarama - "Venus"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054556 +0000" stop="20261008055723 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Crime - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
videos:   Vanilla Ice - "Ice, Ice, Baby"   Alice In Chains - "Man In The Box"   Grace Jones - "Demolition Man"   Trashcan Sinatras - "Hay Fever"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055723 +0000" stop="20261008060830 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial - S03E20</title>
    <desc>For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism.  Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.  They are found guilty and sentenced to 500 hours of community service, and end up teaching other kids how to throw eggs at houses.
videos:   The Cult - "Lil' Devil"   George Michael - "Papa/Killer Was A Rollin' Stone"   Edie Brickell &amp; New Bohemians - "What I Am"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060830 +0000" stop="20261008061927 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
videos:   Rick James - "Super Freak"   Scandal - "Goodbye To You"   T'Pau - "Heart &amp; Soul"   Biz Markie - "Just A Friend"   Joan Jett &amp; The Blackhearts - "Do You Wanna Touch Me"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061927 +0000" stop="20261008063002 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plate Frisbee - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
videos:   Dolly Parton - "Romeo"   King Missile - "Martin Scorcese"   Quicksand - "Dine Alone"   Chris Isaak - "Wicked Game"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063002 +0000" stop="20261008064042 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canoe - S03E23</title>
    <desc>The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen.  Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making "his move" on Beavis.  A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes.  While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy.  Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
videos:   Frank Zappa - "You Are What You Is"   The Europeans - "We Are Animals"   Motorhead  - "No Voices In The Sky"   The Replacements - "Bastards Of Young"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064042 +0000" stop="20261008065202 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young, Gifted &amp; Crude - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
videos:   Infectious Grooves - "Three Headed Mind Pollution"   Ethyl Meatplow - "Devil's Johnson"   Rockwell - "Somebody's Watching Me"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065202 +0000" stop="20261008070222 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foreign Exchange - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi "Hiro" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
videos:   Madness - "One Step Beyond"   Jordy - "D'ur D'ur D'etre Bebe"   Cypress Hill -  "Insane In The Brain"   Art Of Noise - "Close (To The Edit)"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070222 +0000" stop="20261008072558 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closing Time - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special "curly fries," find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.
videos:   Bjork - "Human Behavior"   Peter Gabriel - "Kiss That Frog"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072558 +0000" stop="20261008073609 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Most Wanted - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.
videos:   PJ Harvey - "Man Size"   Flaming Lips - "She Don't Use Jelly"   Type O Negative - "Black No. 1"   Love &amp; Rockets - "No New Tale To Tell"   Billy Joel - "Uptown Girl"   Clutch - "A Shogun Named Marcus"   Tori Amos - "Crucify"   Candlebox - "Change"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073609 +0000" stop="20261008074745 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wall of Youth - S04E01</title>
    <desc>"Beavis and Butter" contribute art to an exhibit of local talent at the mall, and make friends with a sock-puppet.

videos:
Bell Biv DeVoe - "Gangsta"
Death - "The Philosopher"
Vixen - "Edge Of A Broken Heart"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074745 +0000" stop="20261008075921 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow Tipping - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butthead see a milk add on tv which reminds them that cow tipping is cool, so they set out to try it.Videos:
Men Without Hats "Safety Dance"
Fu Schnickens "What's Up Doc"
Violent Femmes "Nightmares"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000442 +0000" stop="20261008002618 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physician, Heal Thyself - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The disagreeable doc gets even more irritable when he becomes the patient in this pungent episode of the surprise hit of the season. The arrogant Bronx doctor is once again complaining about the shortcomings of society, sparking another verbal sparring match with Reggie Becker is later compelled to swallow his pride and ask for her help when his back goes out, leaving him prone on the floor of his apartment. But he scoffs when she suggests he see an acupuncturist. Meanwhile, Margaret receives special deliveries from a smitten mailman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002618 +0000" stop="20261008004755 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Choose Me - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Reggie announces that she has an extra ticket to a Rangers-Flyers hockey game, Jake and Becker each makes it his primary goal to be chosen as the lucky recipient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004755 +0000" stop="20261008010931 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P.C. World - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When a self-serving reporter witnesses a heated argument between Becker and a man at the diner, he determines that Becker's comments are ""politically incorrect"" and uses his column to create a local controversy. Becker tries to ignore the reporter's comments, but when the hack then belittles Becker on a local radio show, the short-fused doctor heads to the station for a one-on-one confrontation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010931 +0000" stop="20261008013108 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scriptus Interruptus - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Becker agrees to write an article for a fellow doctor's medical journal, but has trouble finishing the project. With the article's deadline quickly approaching, Becker tries desperately to find a place to sit and hash out the piece. Unfortunately, he can't seem to acquire five minutes of quiet time before something or someone finds a way to interrupt his concentration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013108 +0000" stop="20261008015244 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love! Lies! Bleeding! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Becker, not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork, is forced to consult a teenager who wants a vasectomy, treat a woman with a severe allergic reaction to roses and watch Linda begin and end a relationship within hours. Even so, a late night hospital visit abruptly softens his perspective as he begins to understand why this holiday can be so important to others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015244 +0000" stop="20261008021420 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Becker the Elder - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Becker is less than thrilled when his estranged father, Fred, makes an unannounced visit. Although Becker is unhappy to see his father, the others are instantly charmed by Fred's easygoing, jovial manner. Despite Becker's chilly welcome, Fred refuses to give up on resuming contact with his polar opposite son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021420 +0000" stop="20261008023558 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry Spoke - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Becker copes with a patient who believes he can talk directly to God; Linda decides to keep a jacket mistakenly returned to her by her dry cleaner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023558 +0000" stop="20261008025734 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Activate Your Choices - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Becker learns that his ex-wife Sandra is in town for a book signing tour, he feigns disinterest until he learns that chapters of her new self-help publication denounces "Angry Man," a pseudonym for Becker. When Becker confronts Sarah at her hotel, it becomes abundantly clear that their explosive chemistry remains fiercely intact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025734 +0000" stop="20261008031918 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Limits &amp; Boundaries - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When a patient's mother desperately needs Becker to watch her two kids for the day, he reluctantly agrees and then makes Margaret and Linda keep an eye on them. But when the day turns into an unexpected sleepover at Becker's, his attempts to establish rules for the kids are about as effective as a blender during a power outage.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Partial Law - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Becker's computer is stolen from his apartment, he's shocked to learn that the insurance company's reimbursement won't even cover the cost of a keyboard. Against his better judgment, he purchases a top of the line system via shady means and soon realizes he's made a "fatal error."</desc>
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    <title>Saving Harvey Cohen - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Much to the Becker's dismay, an alley cat finds its way into his office and refuses to leave. When they realize that the cat is sick, Becker's guilted into taking care of it -- to the tune of $1,500. Meantime, Margaret attempts to help Becker plan a trip she knows he'll never take.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040230 +0000" stop="20261008042407 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth and Consequences - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Becker's cousin Barry invites him over to his house for dinner, and Becker learns first-hand than Barry and his wife are having major marital problems. However, Becker makes the situation worse by letting it slip that Barry once had an affair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042407 +0000" stop="20261008044545 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive, They Said - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Becker reluctantly agrees to shuttle Reggie, Margaret, Jake and Linda to various engagements in Queens when they learn that he's heading that way in his car. It quickly becomes a "what-was-I-thinking" scenario for the gang when Becker's terroristic skills behind the wheel cause an accident. Even More Shameless Crossover Monday winds up when Dr. Becker returns to his office waiting room to find Hilton Lucas, Doug Heffernan and Ray Barone -- side-by-side -- waiting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044545 +0000" stop="20261008050722 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky Day - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A prime parking space, an unexpected tax refund and a flawless trip to the post office are just a few of the lucky breaks bestowed upon Becker. Unable to accept the idea that he might just be having a good day, he remains wary of each new stroke of luck and convinces himself that payback is on its way.</desc>
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    <title>Regarding Reggie - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Becker fears that Reggie may get the wrong idea if he asks her to be his date at a medical fundraiser. Fearing that Reggie will misread his invitation, Becker struggles to find someone else to take to the event. Despite his resistance, his friends insist that he should just ask Reggie. The ongoing pressure causes Becker to recall the first time he was rejected by the opposite sex, as Prequel Monday concludes with a flashback sequence of a 10-year-old Becker asking a little girl to a school dance.</desc>
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    <title>Point of Contact - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Becker performs his doctorly duties at the diner when a woman begins to choke on her food. After regaining her composure, the woman intensely expresses her gratitude to Becker, which takes him more than a little off-guard. As the days go by, Becker's fears are compounded when she begins to drop by the office and his apartment bearing gifts and well-wishes. Soon enough, Becker is outright panicked, and convinced that she's a certifiable lunatic who's become a danger to his well-being.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055037 +0000" stop="20261008061213 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imm-Oral Fixations - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Becker is grumpier than usual after he decides to quit smoking, but he gets a lift from Reggie's friend (Marjorie Monaghan), an ex-smoker who tells him the only substitute that worked for her was sex.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061213 +0000" stop="20261008063350 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyrano De-Beckerac - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Dr. John Becker finds out that one of his patients is dating Reggie, he decides to give the guy some free advice on how to "court her properly." Meantime, Linda becomes a volunteer for Big Sisters and gets stuck being a mentor to a greedy brat who takes advantage of her at every turn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063350 +0000" stop="20261008065527 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Linda Quits - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Linda quits her job after she makes a mistake on a patient's prescription, and Becker hires what seems like an ideal replacement. Meanwhile, Reggie, Jake and Bob wonder why a nicely dressed man keeps pacing back and forth outside the diner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065527 +0000" stop="20261008071702 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Boyfriend's Back - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Reggie begins dating Jordan, the most popular guy from her high school, who is building a hospital in the area, but quickly learns his dark side. Meanwhile, John fumes over his former research partner's patent for anti-wrinkle cream, and Linda adopts the bum who hangs out in the office doorway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071702 +0000" stop="20261008073839 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shovel Off to Buffalo - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Before leaving for a medical conference in Chicago, at which he is scheduled to speak, Becker discovers that he has an extra airline ticket, which Reggie ends up using. Once aboard the plane, Reggie is immediately annoyed by the flight attendant and fellow passengers while Becker is uncharacteristically taking it all in stride. When Reggie discovers that Becker is high on Valium, she's alone in her misery until bad weather causes a delay and finds them stuck for hours on a tarmac in Buffalo. As the Valium wears off, Becker's temper and tongue-lashings return and the situation becomes a pressure-cooker about to explode.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073839 +0000" stop="20261008080018 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Said, She Said - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Becker starts receiving phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, so he tries to avoid her. The strange woman shows up at the diner to explain that a mutual friend suggested they meet while she is in town. Taking a liking to each other, Becker and his new friend begin to spend a lot of time together, that is, until she confesses a shocking secret that sends Becker reeling.</desc>
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    <title>Dogs - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard go to pay rent to Cardamon. Cardamon wants PuppyCat to spend time with Sticky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003751 +0000" stop="20261008010336 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Cardamon wants to marry PuppyCat and Sticky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010336 +0000" stop="20261008012910 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donut - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard are given a baking temp job on Donut Planet. They make donuts until a black hole destroys the planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012910 +0000" stop="20261008015641 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food - S01E01</title>
    <desc>One morning Bee wakes from a dream and is starving. New recipe in hand Bee and PuppyCat head to the store and then to cook with Deckard. Oh yeah – there's a talking cicada.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015641 +0000" stop="20261008022340 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farmer - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After receiving a new assignment from TempBot, and in new uniforms (magic pockets included), Bee and PuppyCat slide into a farming job on Jelly Cube Planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022340 +0000" stop="20261008025157 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Cardamon the cranky landlord kicks them out of the apartment, Bee and PuppyCat head to the beach and search for a place to watch the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime Marathon. They'll never look at a crab the same way again...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025157 +0000" stop="20261008031750 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In our midseason finale, Bee and PuppyCat travel to a bathhouse on Cat-Head Planet for their strangest and most adorable job yet. Lucky for them, Pretty Patrick is on TV over there, too!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031750 +0000" stop="20261008034349 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Bee's birthday. Initially disappointed at having to work, and missing her dad, Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034349 +0000" stop="20261008040946 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040946 +0000" stop="20261008043533 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toast - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rent is due! An old wrestling acquaintance comes to visit Cass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043533 +0000" stop="20261008050224 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogs - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard go to pay rent to Cardamon. Cardamon wants PuppyCat to spend time with Sticky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050224 +0000" stop="20261008052809 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Cardamon wants to marry PuppyCat and Sticky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052809 +0000" stop="20261008055343 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donut - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bee and Deckard are given a baking temp job on Donut Planet. They make donuts until a black hole destroys the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055343 +0000" stop="20261008062114 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food - S01E01</title>
    <desc>One morning Bee wakes from a dream and is starving. New recipe in hand Bee and PuppyCat head to the store and then to cook with Deckard. Oh yeah – there's a talking cicada.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062114 +0000" stop="20261008064813 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farmer - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After receiving a new assignment from TempBot, and in new uniforms (magic pockets included), Bee and PuppyCat slide into a farming job on Jelly Cube Planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064813 +0000" stop="20261008071630 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Cardamon the cranky landlord kicks them out of the apartment, Bee and PuppyCat head to the beach and search for a place to watch the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime Marathon. They'll never look at a crab the same way again...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071630 +0000" stop="20261008074223 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In our midseason finale, Bee and PuppyCat travel to a bathhouse on Cat-Head Planet for their strangest and most adorable job yet. Lucky for them, Pretty Patrick is on TV over there, too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003701 +0000" stop="20261008011256 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drama of Original Choice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Painful memories of her youth push Amy to confront her family issues and marital woes. Danny spins an elaborate lie that leads him down a dangerous path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011256 +0000" stop="20261008014336 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Fabricator - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Danny moves from fear into panic as new crises arise. Willing to do whatever it takes to keep June safe, Amy devises a perilous scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014336 +0000" stop="20261008021729 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Figures of Light - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The consequences of their actions leave Danny and Amy in a surreal situation that tests their grasp on reality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021729 +0000" stop="20261008025950 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All The Things We're Never Going To Have - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Country-club employees Ashley and Austin witness a vicious fight between their boss and his wife — and decide to leverage it to get ahead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025950 +0000" stop="20261008034755 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Starting Point For Further Desires - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Josh tries to play off Ashley's ascendance at the club, Lindsay seeks petty revenge. The Chairwoman proposes changes at the gym.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034755 +0000" stop="20261008043713 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Increasing Flimsiness Of Any Certainties About The Future - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Josh and Lindsay consider a new chapter for their lives. Ashley encourages Austin to get closer to Eunice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043713 +0000" stop="20261008051038 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, The Comfort, The Inexpressible Comfort - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Austin and Ashley are trapped for hours in an ER waiting room, Josh sees an opportunity to turn the tables.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051038 +0000" stop="20261008054149 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Killing My Flesh Without It - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lindsay and Josh's marital strife comes to a head when an unexpected crisis hits home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054149 +0000" stop="20261008063330 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Blue Remembered Hills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Josh and Austin try to mend fences with a training session. Lindsay tutors Ashley in the delicate art of winning over the club's wives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063330 +0000" stop="20261008071450 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hour Of Separation - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ashley, Lindsay and Ava's girls' getaway to Seoul is upended by old tensions, new revelations and shocking confessions at 30,000 feet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002137 +0000" stop="20261008004359 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beetle Geezer - S04E50</title>
    <desc>Lydia treats her grandmother as if she's too old to do anything, and Grandma gets sick of it. With the help of Beetlejuice (disguised as Mr. Beetleman's father Grandpa Beetleman), Grandma Deetz takes all the other disgruntled inhabitants of the old folk's home on a wild tour of the Neitherworld.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004359 +0000" stop="20261008010621 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Grimm Fairy Tale - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice is threatened into telling the Sappy-Faced Ghouls a fairy tale, and they don't want to hear one they already know. But they know them all! BJ finally resorts to inventing a story on the spot, featuring himself, Lydia, Flubbo, and other Neitherworld characters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010621 +0000" stop="20261008012842 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard of Ooze - S04E52</title>
    <desc>Yes, this is a Wizard Of Oz spoof. Lydia is Dorothy, BJ is the Scarecrow, Jacques is the Bone Woodsman, the Monster is the Lion, and Ginger is Toto. But you'll never guess who's the Wizard!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012842 +0000" stop="20261008015102 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Makes BJ Run - S04E53</title>
    <desc>Mr. Monitor cancels Beetlejuice's show, and while Lydia gets her own children's show (which she hates), BJ goes to work in the mailroom. He quickly takes the opportunity to steal a colleague's show ideas and is rapidly promoted to Mr. Monitor's supervisor. But how long can it last?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015102 +0000" stop="20261008021324 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chromazone - S04E54</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice gets pulled into The Chromazone, a Twilight Zone spoof. There, BJ has to help Tod Sperling defeat Ima Loony, one of his creations who has begun writing her own scripts. But BJ loses his mind (literally) in the process. If Lydia can't get into the Chromozone in time, BJ will be brainless forever, not to mention vapid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021324 +0000" stop="20261008023545 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Big, Big, Big, Big, Ape - S04E55</title>
    <desc>When Captain Kidder washes up on the beach babbling of a 90-ft-tall, singing, dancing ape on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean, chaos breaks out. Between BJ and Lydia, Jacques and Ginger, The Monster and Poopsie, The Mayor and Mrs. Bugsly, Chester Slime and Armhold Musclehugger, and Scuzzo and Fuzzo, who will reach the island--and the valuable ape--first?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023545 +0000" stop="20261008025806 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Neitherworld's Least Wanted - S04E56</title>
    <desc>Four of Beetlejuice's worst enemies--and LipScum--are organized together by a mysterious gangster named Mr. Big who's got BJ's number. His plan: trick BJ into separating his body parts and be unable to reunite them, until sundown does its dirty work (in case you didn't know, not only does BJ lose all his powers if he's fallen apart, but if he's not all back together by sundown, he's as good as exorcised. (Obviously a rule they made up just for this ep but I like it anyway.) Naturally, Mr. Monitor is on the scene to gather ratings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025806 +0000" stop="20261008032032 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Beetlejuice and Drive - S04E57</title>
    <desc>BJ and Doomie are caught distributing phony driver's licenses and sent to traffic school. But BJ's got a plan to escape, and winds up as...a hero?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032032 +0000" stop="20261008034257 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robbin Juice of Sherweird Forest - S04E58</title>
    <desc>Yes, Beetlejuice moves to Sherweird Forest and attempts to steal from the rich and...what was that other part again? Oh well. But then the Sheriff of RottingHam kidnaps Lydia and he must rescue her from Prince John DonJuan, the Sherweird Florist, before she crumbles under his bad puns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034257 +0000" stop="20261008040522 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Scum - S04E59</title>
    <desc>Donnyjuice is a wanted man with a huge price on his head--which makes for a perfect opportunity for Beetlejuice to get a little 'closer' to his brother (with the aid of handcuffs, of course). But BJ isn't the only reward-seeker on the scene: he must contend with Deader Alive, the famous bounty hunter from Neitherworld TV.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040522 +0000" stop="20261008042748 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Rush Fever - S04E60</title>
    <desc>BJ is bitten by the gold bug (yes, literally), and contracts the dreaded Gold Fever. He must find some gold or he'll never get well. But a claim jumper has his eye on BJ's prospect...Can Lydia, Jacques and Doomie save him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042748 +0000" stop="20261008045013 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Relatively Pesty - S04E61</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice inadvertently turns some ants into his Aunts--Auntie Pasto, Auntie Social, Auntie Septic, and Honey Aunt. The Aunts promptly begin getting Beetlejuice and Lydia into trouble (more than usual, anyway). If BJ can't get rid of them pronto, his landlord will throw him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045013 +0000" stop="20261008051237 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King BJ - S04E62</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice and Lydia go to visit Merlin and discover that the great magician is plotting to overthrow the King. But when BJ pulls the Board from the Bone, he becomes the new King, and Merlin summons the dreaded B.O. Wolf to wipe him out. It's a middle-age crisis for BJ.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051237 +0000" stop="20261008053504 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catmandu Got Your Tongue - S04E63</title>
    <desc>A black cat burglar makes off with BJ's tongue and takes it to Catmandu. BJ, after 'borrowing' the Monster's tongue, joins the Forlorn Legion with Jacques to storm Catmandu and get his stolen property back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053504 +0000" stop="20261008055730 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Centre of the Neitherworld - S04E64</title>
    <desc>To get out of housework, BJ passes the time away telling Lydia about the time he and Jacques journeyed to the centre of the Neitherworld to rescue Vern Jewels, who was being held prisoner by Captain Nemo (who wanted to be rewritten into a hero role).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055730 +0000" stop="20261008061955 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not So Peaceful Pines - S04E65</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice does the Mayor of Peaceful Pines a favour, but the Mayor reigns on his promise of a cash reward. So Beetlejuice, in a fit of anger, splits his personality into his good and his bad sides, and the bad side wreaks havoc on the town. Lydia and the good side are forced to fetch Dr. Zigmund Void to help remedy the situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061955 +0000" stop="20261008064241 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Critter Sitters - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice needs some cash to buy Lydia a present so when she gets a job baby-sitting, he follows suit. But Neitherworld babies are a bit more of a handful than Outerworld ones, and Beetlejuice gets dragged before Judge Mental for a long string of offences. Can Lydia keep him from getting thrown to the Sandworms?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064241 +0000" stop="20261008070527 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Face Off / Skeletons in the Closet - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It's Beetlejuice and Lydia versus the reigning King and Queen of Gross on a popular Neitherworld TV show. Do our heroes have any chance of winning the big gross-off with Beetlejuice feeling below par? / The skeletons in Beetlejuice's closet have accumulated so much over the years that the closet finally bursts. The skeletons drift astray, telling people the truths Beetlejuice had always hidden from them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070527 +0000" stop="20261008072814 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dandy Handy Man / Out of My Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lydia is getting ready for the big photo show, but she can't decide which of her pictures is the best. Beetlejuice loves all of her work, and decides he wants to buy whichever photo she picks--but he doesn't have any money. (Un)fortunately, the Deetzes kitchen sink has sprung a leak, so Beetlejuice hatches a plan to pose as a handyman, fix the leak, and make a quick buck. But his Neitherworld tools won't stand for being used. / Beetlejuice and Lydia have a fight, and Lydia banishes the ghost to the Neitherworld. Beetlejuice foolishly makes the comment that he can't get Lydia out of his mind, and accidentally teleports her there. Lydia meets up with Beetlejuice's wimpy Will Power and overbearing Prank Factor--can she convince Will to stand up to Prankenstein? And how will she ever get out of Beetlejuice's head?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Stage Fright / Spooky Tree - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The First Door - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Rob - S01E04</title>
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    <desc>A stunning revelation makes Louise dig deeper into David and Adele's past, and what she discovers pushes her to demand the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Chance Encounters - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Lucid Dreaming - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A peek inside David and Adele's private life — and a look at Rob's dream journal — leaves Louise with more questions than answers.</desc>
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    <title>The First Door - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Against her better judgment, Louise grows attached to both David and Adele, becoming increasingly enmeshed in their tense, complicated marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Rob - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An accusation of violence threatens to unravel David's life, and more shocking news awaits him and Louise when Adele drops a bombshell.</desc>
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    <title>Blindsided - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A picture stirs up drama between Mary Jane and Andre. Meanwhile, Patrick breaks news that he's moving out; a drug run turns violent; Niecy announces a plan following her delivery; Kara mulls over a custody issue involving her sons.</desc>
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    <title>Uber Love - S01E09</title>
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    <title>People in Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Fish - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In the Season 2 premiere, Mary Jane throws a dinner party; and invites a married couple whom she and David used to be "couples friends" with. She also re-examines what she wants out of life after learning that David's new girlfriend is pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>Freedom - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Sleepless in Atlanta - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kara tries to protect Mary Jane from the results of a focus group; Niecy tries to shield herself and Treyvion from his father, who unexpectedly returns from college; Patrick tries to balance work and family; and Mary Jane meets with Sheldon DeWitt.</desc>
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    <title>No Eggspectations - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kara suggests a live installment of "Talk Back," but neither she nor Mary Jane are prepared for the news that Dr. Marrs delivers; Cameron and Niecy negotiate over his re-entry into her life; and an exciting business opportunity presents itself to PJ.</desc>
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    <title>Pulling the Trigger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane's hormones rage out of control after she gets an hCG trigger shot, which starts a 36-hour countdown to ovulation. She's also offered an exclusive story from Sheldon DeWitt; further strains her already-strained friendship with Lisa; and receives a surprise visit from David.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Go Crazy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The motivation for Mary Jane's actions with David become clear. In other events, a "Talk Back" segment spurs Mary Jane to move on with her life and repair strained relationships; and she also decides to change "Talk Back," which may not go over well with Kara.</desc>
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    <title>One is the Loneliest Number - S02E08</title>
    <desc>SNC covers a fatal school shooting in Atlanta; Mary Jane meets Sheldon's circle of friends; a new man in Kara's life helps her find a new purpose; Mark's relationship with Eric comes to an end; and Patrick makes a heartbreaking discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Line in the Sand - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane gets nominated for an Emmy, prompting her to seek advice from her trusted friends. In time, she must decide whether to take a chance and follow her instincts. Meanwhile, information about Tracy surfaces.</desc>
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    <title>Personal Foul - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Troy helps his new team prank the Bulldogs before their big game; Troy must decide where his loyalties lie when his new team plays dirty.</desc>
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    <title>Rally Week - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bella accidentally gives away Pepper's scarf when the Bulldogs were asked to switch their gifts with another teammate: Meanwhile, a girl named Vera treats Newt the way he treats Sophie.</desc>
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    <title>Sha-Boo! Ya - S02E05</title>
    <desc>During Halloween, Troy and Sawyer try to scare the girls at the annual football and cheerleader camp out; an urban legend about the school's old groundskeeper becomes real.</desc>
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    <title>Who Killed Tex Fest? - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Bulldogs are outraged when Tex Fest gets canceled for the first time ever; Sophie trains Pepper to prepare for a change at home.</desc>
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    <title>Dudes &amp; Chicks - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Bella takes an interest in Sawyer's cousin but an incident from her past threatens the budding friendship; Sophie, Troy and Newt try to save baby chicks from an awful fate.</desc>
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    <title>Two Many Dates - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bella is stuck in the middle when she somehow ends up with two dates to the homecoming dance.</desc>
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    <title>The Outlaw Bella Dawson - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Bella gets a long-awaited message from Charlie that would take their relationship to the next level, but before she can answer she is forced to spend the day with Zach Barnes, confusing her feelings even further.</desc>
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    <title>Parents &amp; Pigskins - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Bella worries that her mother is going to be embarrassed at the annual parents and students flag football game; Newt and Sawyer believe that Troy has a secret weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Glitz &amp; Grit - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bella competes in a beauty pageant, determined to show that girls can be pretty and tough. Pepper and Sophie bet Troy and Sawyer that being a cheerleader is harder than it looks.</desc>
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    <title>Accept No Substitutes - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their coach gets sick, the Bulldogs take advantage of the substitute by not working hard and find themselves unprepared for their upcoming game.</desc>
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    <title>I Love You, Hunter Hayes! - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Bulldogs blackmail Bella after she skips a team activity to go to a Hunter Hayes concert. Meanwhile, Pepper tries to get an interview with Hunter for the school news station.</desc>
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    <title>Party of Three - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bella works up the nerve to ask Zach on a date, only to have him arrive with a surprise in tow; Troy and Sawyer's favorite movie series leaves Newt unimpressed.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Grandma - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Bella meets her hero while volunteering at a retirement home; Pepper and Newt face off about decorating a nursery.</desc>
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    <title>Bella in the Spotlight - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bella has been recently getting a lot of attention, causing the rest of the team to feel left out. So she and Pepper try to get a local news reporter to do a whole interview, only to find out that he is a jerk.</desc>
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    <title>Doggone Record Breaker - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Troy's father visits just as Troy comes close to breaking his father's touchdown record, so Troy decides to do the unthinkable. Meanwhile, Bella, Sophie, and Pepper help Newt hide a dog at school.</desc>
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    <title>Tailgating - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Bella tries to hide the feelings she still has for Zach when Troy invites them to their tailgate. Troy and Sophie challenge Newt, Pepper, &amp; Sawyer to some tailgate games.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Baby, It's the Playoffs - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Bella must make a tough decision when the Bulldogs' playoff game is moved to the same day as Pepper's mother's baby shower</desc>
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    <title>Biggest. Game. Ever. - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The team has a shocking realization when their new game plan for the state championship against their rivals does not work.</desc>
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    <title>Newbie QB (1) / Newbie QB (2) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Head cheerleader Bella earns a chance to try out to be quarterback of her middle school football team. Led by current quarterback Troy, the rest of the team does everything in their power to make her give up, but through perseverance, Bella rises to the challenge to make her dream a reality. / Part II - Cheerleader Bella Dawson earns a chance to try out for quarterback of her school's football team.</desc>
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    <title>That's Some Gossip, Girl - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The boys grow suspicious of Bella when they believe that she is leaking team secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Pretty in Stink - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Come Sail Away - S07E06</title>
    <desc>The crew deals with the fallout from Abbi's impulsive decision to leave the boat; Tanner tries to work through a stomach sickness; Kevin makes a risky dinner menu choice; as Brian and Courtney's romance begins to bloom, Ashton flirts with two women.</desc>
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    <title>Smashton - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Florida State University-alumni charter guests arrive single and more than ready to mingle with the crew. Meanwhile, Simone is out of her element working on service and becomes distracted by her new crush. After being displeased with service, Kevin takes matters into his own hands, undermining Kate. Courtney grows closer to Brian as she tends to his wounded knee and Lee announces Abbi's replacement, in time to help revive his deck team much to the chagrin of Ashton.</desc>
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    <title>A Recipe for Disaster - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The new deckhand arrives just in time as Brian’s injured knee worsens. Ashton tries to ingratiate the new teammate with the deck crew, but his efforts are wasted after an explosive crew night out. Kate and Kevin battle over the control of meal service. When a charter guest is inappropriate toward Simone, Kate is forced to confront the issue head on.</desc>
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    <title>12 Seconds in Heaven - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Rhylee jeopardises her job and relationships with the crew after a dramatic first night out. Tanner gossips about his relationship with Simone as things heat up between them. Still sidelined by his leg injury, Brian gets sent to the hospital by Captain Lee leaving his future on the line. Simone finally confronts Kate about her job duties as second stew.</desc>
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    <title>Everyone Hates Kate - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The crew bonds over a trip to an elephant sanctuary, but Kate’s attitude pushes the others to the brink; A day off at the beach club has Courtney protective over Brian; After being put in her place by Kate, Simone deals with more fires when she learns Tanner has been gossiping about their relationship; The rest of the deck crew realizes they can’t trust Rhylee with information; Captain Lee witnesses firsthand the major dysfunction of his crew after they come home from a day of drinking.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Sorry You Feel That Way - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Tanner gives Simone mixed signals by telling her that he just wants to keep things casual, while Ashton tries to squash his beef with Kate after their heated argument the night before. Kate promotes Courtney to second stew after being called out by Simone last charter. The crew rallies to redeem themselves for returning charter guests Master Pearson and Lady Tiernan but a broken extractor fan in the galley and rough seas threaten to ruin the trip for everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Yacht-Pocalypse Now - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The crew tries to redeem themselves with returning charter guests after Ashton cancels a beach picnic which throws the entire boat into complete chaos. Rhylee and Ashton continue to butt heads while Tanner and Simone contemplate their relationship. Brian takes Courtney out on a date and is surprised by her reaction. The entire crew goes out to Patong for an explosive night out. After an intense night of drinking, emotions reach a new high causing Kate to make a dramatic decision.</desc>
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    <title>Exodus - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The crew including Captain Lee are shocked to wake up and hear the shocking news that Kate quit. In Kate’s absence, Simone and Courtney struggle to maintain order in the interior. Ashton doesn’t remember his actions from the night before and has to confess to Lee that he is the reason Kate is gone. Meanwhile, Tanner is surprised to learn that he and Kate kissed. Kevin is sent spiralling when a charter guest, Justine, who is also a professional Chef, threatens to keep a close eye on him. Charter guest drama ensues when the primary’s cousin, Jamie, refuses to share her guest cabin.</desc>
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    <title>Witch-hunt - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Kevin spirals out in response to charter guest, and professional chef, Justine telling him to “step it up.” Much to Ashton’s dismay, Kate returns and interferes in the deck team’s drama. Simone sets out to become a better Second Stew with or without Kate’s help. Ashton is dragged into a photoshoot with the guests and flirts with a charter guest, Molly. The deck crew’s frustrations with Rhylee reach an all time high, forcing Captain Lee to consider a drastic change.</desc>
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    <title>Public Displays of Affection - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Former “The Real Housewife of Orange County,” housewife Alexis Bellino, and new beau come aboard Valor to celebrate her recent divorce. After the deck team deals with major issues, Lee comes to a decision about Rhylee’s future, forcing Ashton to change his management style. Ashton decides to blow off steam inviting unexpected guests to join on a crew night out. Kate invites Tanner for a sleepover, while a fight sparks between Brian and Courtney after he sends her a questionable text about their relationship. Kevin throws out his back in the galley and Lee is concerned that they might be down a chef.</desc>
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    <title>Under Wraps - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In order for Ben and Gwen to learn the value of hard work, Grandpa Max takes them to a farm. Meanwhile, an alien mummy arrives to uncover a rare and dangerous element.</desc>
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    <title>The Unnaturals - S03E09</title>
    <desc>While attending the Little League World Series to see his home team play, Ben discovers that the opponents are actually robots posing as kids. They also have plans to replace the President with one, as well.</desc>
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    <title>Monster Weather - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Max takes the kids to Chicago to see one of his favorite band, Shag Carpeting. The kids meet a weather reporter who forecasts the weather with a robot named S.A.M. He uses the robot to create rain, but a giant creature forms! Ben quickly takes care of it. The reporter tries to destroy S.A.M., but he convinces him not to. S.A.M. then goes into the sky and begins to cause chaos. The reporter tries to stop it again, but he is no longer in control. Can Ben destroy the robot and save a city from disaster?</desc>
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    <title>The Return (1) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>While driving on a Florida highway, a bus of escaped felons rams into the RV. Ben transforms into Stinkfly (though not intentionally) and tries to stop them. With a little help from Grandpa's handy driving, and a magic spell from Gwen, the felons are put back in jail. On the news, the Tennyson's hear about purple lightning delaying a space shuttle launch. Remembering the lightning from the encounter with the werewolf and mummy aliens, they head to Cape Canaveral. At the Space Center, Ben comes under attack by the werewolf and mummy aliens, and new Frankenstein alien. However, why is the purple lightning occurring, and what ties does it have to an old "friend"?</desc>
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    <title>Be Afraid of the Dark (2) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Ghostfreak's return spells disaster for our heroes. Grandpa Max and Gwen must deal with the mummy alien in space while Ben deals with Ghostfreak and Dr. Vicktor on Earth. Ghostfreak then reveals his master plan: he plans to blanket the Earth with Coronium so that sunlight will not reach the planet so that he may rule. With the power of a new alien in the watch, can Ben stop Ghostfreak, and save Grandpa and Gwen?</desc>
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    <title>The Visitor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While snowmobiling, two guys accidentally release an alien named Xylene from a strange container. At a park, Ben (as Wildmutt) steals Gwen's kite, so she casts a spell to make dogs attracted to him. Grandpa Max seems sad to be in St. Louis since it is where he met his wife. Xylene attacks, and Grandpa Max comes to defend, only to recognize her. Xylene reveals that she came to find the Omnitrix since she lost it when Vilgax attacked her ship. While Grandpa Max and Xylene talk about the past, a robot emerges from the area where Xylene was and attacks Ben and Gwen. The mechadroid attacks twice, taking Grandpa Max with him. Now Ben must work with Xylene (to his dismay) to save Grandpa Max.</desc>
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    <title>Perfect Day - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Enoch and the Forever Knights return, putting Ben in a dream world where he's tricked into having the perfect day. However, his dream quickly turns into a nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Divided We Stand - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ben gains another Omnitrix hero to use, which he calls Ditto. Gwen can't stand being around the multiplying Dittos, and they end up giving her headaches. The Dittos, though, prove to be real helpful against Dr. Animo and his multiplying Stinkflies after he extracted some of Ditto's DNA.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Drink the Water - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After being in contact with water from the Fountain of Youth, Grandpa Max and Ben are reverted to being kids again. Now, Gwen is left to take care of them while stopping Hex from finding the fountain's source.</desc>
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    <title>Big Fat Alien Wedding - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max attend a family wedding. During the ceremony, a strange alien attacks. Will the two ever finish this strange wedding?</desc>
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    <title>Ben 4 Good Buddy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While on a desert highway, the RV gets stolen by a group of modern-day pirates, who use it to go on a robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043457 +0000" stop="20261008045744 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready to Rumble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Ben accidentally breaks Gwen's laptop, he participates in the "Ultimate Wrestling Competition" as Four Arms to get the prize money for a new laptop to replace Gwen's broken one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045744 +0000" stop="20261008052043 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken 10 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>In the future, Ben gives his son, Ken, an Omnitrix for his 10th birthday. However, Ben will have to learn to trust him with that power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052043 +0000" stop="20261008054341 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben 10 vs. Negative 10 (1) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Forever King sets his plan in motion and recruits the most powerful enemies Ben has ever faced in order to steal the world's most powerful energy source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054341 +0000" stop="20261008060641 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben 10 vs. Negative 10 (2) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, Cooper and Grandpa Max face their last battle ever against the villains they have encountered and they will battle to get the world's most powerful energy source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060641 +0000" stop="20261008062946 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye and Good Riddance - S04E10</title>
    <desc>With summer over, Ben goes back to school. Unable to tell anyone about the Omnitrix, Ben finds that regular life is much more boring than he imagined. However, the arrival of Vilgax promises to rectify that situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062946 +0000" stop="20261008065315 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were 10 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After the final school bell rings, Benjamin "Ben" Tennyson is ready to head out for a camping adventure with his Grandpa, Max Tennyson, and unfortunately, his rival cousin, Gwendolyn "Gwen" Tennyson. After the trip to the campsite and the unruly aspects of dinner, Ben wanders out into the forest and meets up with a meteor bearing an alien device: the Omnitrix. The Omnitrix jumps onto Ben's wrist, and he now becomes the wielder of ten different alien superheroes. After experimentation and trouble with robot droids and bounty hunters sent by the evil Vilgax, Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max begin their odd summer camping trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065315 +0000" stop="20261008071640 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington B.C. - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Ben saves a child and parent in a burning building, Gwen and Grandpa Max come along with more bad news. In addition, there is a mad scientist roaming around Washington D.C. with a device that can change normal animals to mutant giants and also reanimate fossils of dinosaurs. The mad scientist, Dr. Animo, first encounters Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max at the M-Mart. After a grueling battle without the help of a hero, they chase down Animo to the Museum of Natural History. Gwen is then taken by a mutant bird, and Ben and Grandpa Max save her. Dr. Animo is then caught and restrained from receiving "the award he deserves," the Verities Award for science. Ben learns though an important lesson here: you don't always get what you might deserve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071640 +0000" stop="20261008073938 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Krakken - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While camping and swimming at a lakeside campsite, Ben encounters a sea-monster in the lake right after his joke on Gwen. Ben manages to escape, but Grandpa Max and Gwen don't believe Ben about his sighting. The next day, they go fishing and meet their fishing captain, Captain Shaw, who identifies the sea-monster as the Krakken. Throughout this adventure, Ben will meet untrustworthy people, hulking monsters, and he will also encounter his new found form: Ripjaws.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001134 +0000" stop="20261008002258 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recipe for Disaster - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Ben puts out a fire as Wildvine, a trio of alien chiefs decide to eat him for lunch.
Air date from the UK</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002258 +0000" stop="20261008003420 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Wet - S01E16</title>
    <desc>No one believes Ben when he insists that one of the other patrons, waiting in line at the World of Wet Water Park, is the nefarious Frightwig, disguised as a common girl called Frida.
Air date from the UK</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003420 +0000" stop="20261008004600 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Story, Bored - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Hex returns for the large spellbook Grimoire of Archamada which contains a high-level spell that will make him more powerful than ever.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004600 +0000" stop="20261008005722 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Xingo - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Ben's favorite cartoon character, Xingo, comes out of TV into the real world when Upgrade tampers with the TV satellite.
Air date from the UK</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005722 +0000" stop="20261008010844 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive You Crazy - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen decide to race against LaGrange when he crashes a race.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010844 +0000" stop="20261008012008 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hole in 10 - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While golfing, Ben must face a biker gang of mutated groundhogs.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012008 +0000" stop="20261008013042 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast Inside - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dr. Animo returns with his newest invention, the 'Animerger'.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013042 +0000" stop="20261008014205 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrow Today - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The group visit the Buddy's Vision Of Tomorrow exhibit, where Steam Smythe hopes to take a secret weapon to rule the world.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014205 +0000" stop="20261008015326 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forgeti - S01E31</title>
    <desc>During a hunt for the fabled 'Forgeti', (who Gwen is fascinated and obsessed with), Ben and Gwen face Dr. Animo once again when he kidnaps Max for his latest experiment.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015326 +0000" stop="20261008020508 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scared Silly - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Ben needs to pretend that he is not scared when staying in a haunted hotel.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020508 +0000" stop="20261008021631 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Penny - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Ben hangs out with his weird former-babysitter named Penny when they arrive at a pig festival while Maurice and Sydney create a helium weapon for their next big heist.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021631 +0000" stop="20261008022753 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max to the Max - S01E32</title>
    <desc>When Maurice and Sydney accidentally split Max into 100 dumb clones of himself, Ben must find a way to switch him back without getting divided as well, while Gwen is forced to babysit the Maxes.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022753 +0000" stop="20261008023915 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zombozo-Land - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Zombozo returns with the Circus Freaks, (Frightwig, and 2 new members, Thumbskull and Acid Breath) with a new plan to turn everyone into clowns like him.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023915 +0000" stop="20261008025039 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Laze Me, Bro - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When a new enemy causes Gwen and Max to become super-lazy, it's up to Ben to snap them out of it and finally get serious in order to put things back to normal.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025039 +0000" stop="20261008030144 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omni-Tricked (1) - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Ben's trip to Portland with his family is interrupted by the arrival of a brand new, eleventh alien, Gax, as he fights another one of Dr. Animo's monsters. But when the Omnitrix starts behaving strangely, Ben begins to transform from one alien to another without being able to stop.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030144 +0000" stop="20261008031242 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omni-Tricked (2) - S01E38</title>
    <desc>As the Omnitrix is ​​still uncontrollable, Ben asks a mysterious friend of Max to repair it. But when three bounty hunters, Sixsix, Kraab, and Tetrax land to recover the watch, Ben has to try and fight them despite his current predicament.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031242 +0000" stop="20261008032431 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Omni-Tricked (3) - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Ben heads far into the forest to prevent his unpredictable transformations from causing damage. Meanwhile, Vilgax, who seems to be the same species as Gax, lands nearby. The latter helps Ben discover his powers, but he quickly realizes that this new friend is in fact an opponent.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032431 +0000" stop="20261008033552 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out to Launch - S02E01</title>
    <desc>On a visit to Cape Canaveral, the Tennyson Trio attend the launch of an experimental space plane, but when Vilgax hijacks the ship, Ben must stop him from weaponizing the shuttle.
Air date from the UK</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033552 +0000" stop="20261008034714 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Keep It? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After stumbling upon a cute cat-dog-rabbit creature hybrid, or Cadobbit, Ben ignores Grandpa Max's advice and sneaks the animal onto the Rust Bucket.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034714 +0000" stop="20261008035838 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle at Biggie Box - S02E03</title>
    <desc>During the Biggie Box sale, Ben enlists Simon Sez to help him find Max and get back to the register with his toys before the sale ends and Billy Billions buys them instead.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035838 +0000" stop="20261008041002 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bon Voyage - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Aboard the SS Pettigrew, on its final voyage, Ben must not only battle seasickness, but Steam Smythe, who looks to use his mechanical creatures to sink the steamship's replacement.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041002 +0000" stop="20261008042125 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayhem in Mascot - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After their attempt to get a photo with every storefront mascot is foiled, Ben and Gwen sneak out at night to get their photo taken with the wooden bear totem known as Yawk.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042125 +0000" stop="20261008043247 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Screamcatcher - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a cavity forces Ben to the dentist, his day gets even worse when the malevolent magician Hex uses a nearby dream catcher to bring Ben's fears to life.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043247 +0000" stop="20261008044410 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vote Zombozo! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the Rust Bucket must tune-up in the same town as Zombozo's latest campaign trail stop, Ben soon discovers the clown is using his speeches to hypnotize then rob the town.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044410 +0000" stop="20261008045530 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animorphosis - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As the Tennyson trio dig up dinosaur fossils in the Badlands, Ben is unaware that Vilgax and Dr. Amino have teamed up to steal alien DNA from within the Omnitrix.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045530 +0000" stop="20261008050655 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 11th Alien (1) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ben is trying to save a city from a mudslide when Vilgax shows up with a warning about a new alien coming out of Omnitrix.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050655 +0000" stop="20261008051819 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 11th Alien (2) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The new alien has dangerous powers, and that worries Ben more and more.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051819 +0000" stop="20261008052943 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Stress Express - S02E11</title>
    <desc>During a live feed of a transcontinental bullet train, La Grange enters the picture to outrace the train, but Ben joins in on the fun and will stop at nothing to come out on top.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052943 +0000" stop="20261008054106 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creature Feature - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen must save the drive-in when the evil magician Hex brings a movie monster to life.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054106 +0000" stop="20261008055230 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drone On - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen are in a highly competitive paper airplane war, but when alien-tech drones bombard the Rust Bucket, the cousins must work together to ground the aerial attack
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055230 +0000" stop="20261008060353 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari Sa'Bad - S02E14</title>
    <desc>On their trip to Adrenaworld West, Ben takes a detour on a jungle cruise and finds himself hunted by the evil Tim Buktu.
Air date from the UK</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060353 +0000" stop="20261008061515 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nature of Things - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While sightseeing at the Geyser Gulch National Park, the Tennyson trio uncovers Steam Smythe's steam-powered generator and must shut it down before it overloads the power grid.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061515 +0000" stop="20261008062639 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault on Pancake Palace - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Max enters a pancake eating contest at the famous Pancake Palace, Ben finds the Bugg Brothers and must stop them before they obtain an endless supply of Pancake Palace pancakes.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062639 +0000" stop="20261008063759 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bomzobo Lives - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a routine trip to the DMV, Max takes a driving test to renew his license, but a disguised Zombozo hijacks the role of instructor.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063759 +0000" stop="20261008064921 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Koil - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen volunteer for a day at the Repto Ranch. There they meet the evil King Koil, who takes control of the reptiles in the facility to create an army. Both of them must overcome their fear of snakes and save the animals that the King Koil has released.
Airdate from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064921 +0000" stop="20261008070043 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sound and the Furry - S02E19</title>
    <desc>As Team Tennyson leaves the Frozen Man Festival, Lord Decibel takes center stage to threaten the festival-goers, creating an avalanche if his ransom isn't paid.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070043 +0000" stop="20261008071139 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Koiled Up - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Ben grows impatient with the snail like pace of gardening, he goes Omni-Enhaanced Overflow to pick up the pace and accidentally floods the community rock garden. But once a giant sink hole appears and frees King Koil and his Kimodo Dragon from below, Ben must quickly make up for his mistake and capture the baddies if he is to save the coastal city of Bayburgh.

Air date from the UK</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071139 +0000" stop="20261008072302 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reststop Roustabout - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen and Grandpa Max stop in the middle of the Midwest. While Ben makes himself comfortable in the mobile home with his tablet, Max and Gwen go outside to get some fresh air. When Gwen and Max are drawn into the hunt for a Jackalope, a mythical animal that looks like a rabbit with antlers, the mysterious animal soon starts tormenting Ben. But is it real or a trick of Ben's tablet-ladden mind?

Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072302 +0000" stop="20261008073421 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's the Stuff - S02E22</title>
    <desc>A mysterious alien substance copies Ben's appearance and powers while Ben is visiting a space museum, and quickly assumes the shape of other people, leaving the Tennysons to find a way to reveal who is actually the mysterious substance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073421 +0000" stop="20261008074544 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half-Sies - S02E23</title>
    <desc>During a trip to the Lake of the Ozarks, Ben and Gwen squabble over Ben's unnecessary half-birthday celebration; when Max gets word of a suspicious rockslide nearby, the cousins must put aside their differences if they are to rescue trapped miners.
Air date from Germany</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074544 +0000" stop="20261008075706 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Xingo's Back - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Left to entertain himself, Ben stumbles upon a Xingo arcade game and goes OE-Shock Rock to power it up; when the game receives too much juice, Xingo leaps out into the real world.
Air date from Germany</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000607 +0000" stop="20261008002922 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Battle (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Powerless, Ben goes aboard Vilgax's ship and faces off with Vilgax to stop his invasion of Earth in their final battle. Albedo gives Ben the Ultimatrix and Ben gets his old aliens and their evolved forms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002922 +0000" stop="20261008005158 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben 10 Returns (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ben discovers that the Forever Knights are trading weapons with the DNAliens, while at the same time, Grandpa Max has mysteriously gone missing. He decides to return the Omnitrix on his wrist and go hero once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005158 +0000" stop="20261008011440 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben 10 Returns (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Kevin follow a lead that takes them to a secret base in the desert. There they hope to find Grandpa Max but instead find a Highbreed spaceship with a giant cannon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011440 +0000" stop="20261008013720 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Talks About the Weather - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gwen discovers that Grandpa Max's badge is able to signal other Plumbers. However, by using it, they meet up with a familiar face, a pyronite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013720 +0000" stop="20261008015953 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevin's Big Score - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin shatters Ben and Gwen's trust when he steals the Rust Bucket to sell for alien technology on the black market.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015953 +0000" stop="20261008022217 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Glitters - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Max leaves Ben a series of instructions to contact a team of heroes. Things go the wrong direction when they soon find them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022217 +0000" stop="20261008024506 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gwen's older brother, Ken, is suddenly missing. As they look, they encounter a surprise leading to a shocking secret from the DNAliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024506 +0000" stop="20261008030744 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pier Pressure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>While Ben has a date with Julie, it is soon ruined when an alien named Ship makes trouble at the local fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030744 +0000" stop="20261008033054 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Are Little Girls Made Of? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Ben and Gwen learn that their grandmother Verdona is an alien being, Verdona insists that Gwen should come along with her to her home planet and improve her abilities. With this, Gwen is faced with a difficult decision between a human and alien life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033054 +0000" stop="20261008035332 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gauntlet - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Ben stands up to Cash and JT, they soon discover a robotic gauntlet from Kevin's vehicle. With it, Cash decides to get back on Ben, although this time, it's more than just a joke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035332 +0000" stop="20261008041629 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paradox - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A time experiment in the 1950s sends a bizarre monster to Ben's time. Now Ben, Gwen, and Kevin must team up with Paradox, a time traveling hero, to face off against the unstoppable creature.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041629 +0000" stop="20261008043915 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be-Knighted - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Forever Knights secure a weapon in hopes of aiding them slay a dragon they have held captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043915 +0000" stop="20261008050212 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plumbers' Helpers - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Freelance young Plumbers mistake Ben and his team as a threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050212 +0000" stop="20261008052457 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X = Ben + 2 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An alien emperor plans to destroy the planet Earth for kidnapping his daughter. In order to save the planet, Ben must uncover the secrets of Alien X.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052457 +0000" stop="20261008054731 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkstar Rising - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A new villain comes into town, his name is Darkstar, he commits some crimes and gets the team's attention fast</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054731 +0000" stop="20261008061033 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone Together - S02E02</title>
    <desc>During a battle Ben and an alien commander are teleported to a distant world. They must put their differences aside if they're going to have any chance of finding a way to return to Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Good Copy, Bad Copy - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Save the Last Dance - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin asks Gwen to the school dance; Ben fears he's losing control of the Omnitrix.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cooper is kidnapped by the DNAliens, who want him to build a mystery arch.</desc>
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    <title>Pet Project - S02E06</title>
    <desc>To find and destroy the alien dragon species, the Forever Knights capture Ship to control a starship they built out of alien technology to locate their homeworld and destroy them.</desc>
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    <title>The Rooters of All Evil - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Meet the Rooters, the Black Ops wing of the Plumbers from the Null Void. They've come looking for someone close to Ben, and they mean business.</desc>
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    <title>Blukic and Driba Go to Area 51 - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A mysterious Galvan arrives and demands Blukic and Driba to give back a super powerful weapon needed to stop a threat to Earth.</desc>
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    <title>No Honor Among Bros - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Rook is under the influence of Fistrick's "bro" essence, and starts to act like a bro. Can he and Ben infiltrate an alien fight club to claim the Golden Fist?</desc>
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    <title>Universe Vs. Tennyson - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Ben gets dragged into intergalactic court by the other Celestialsapiens for recreating the universe.</desc>
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    <title>Weapon XI: Part 1 - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Argit attempt to warn the Amalgam Kids about the Rooters intentions. Meanwhile Ben, Rook, and Gwen set off to find Kevin and land themselves in the Null Void!</desc>
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    <title>Weapon XI: Part 2 - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Rooters have seemingly turned Kevin and the Amalgam Kids against Ben. Can Rook and Gwen help him overcome the opposition and escape the Null Void?</desc>
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    <title>Charm School - S04E03</title>
    <desc>At Gwen's college, Ben suspects a new teacher and new student are old enemies.</desc>
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    <title>Breakpoint - S04E06</title>
    <desc>As Wildvine, Ben goes undercover with a crime ring and is tempted by their extreme lifestyle.</desc>
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    <title>It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Ben World: Part 2 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ben, Ben 23, and Dr. Psychobos become reluctant allies in a parallel-dimension maelstrom.</desc>
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    <title>From Hedorium to Eternity - S04E11</title>
    <desc>11-year-old Ben, Gwen, and friends go on the adventure of a lifetime in their own backyard.</desc>
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    <title>Stuck on You - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Khyber, aided by a booger-like Slimebiote named Skurd, attacks Ben &amp; co, but the tables turn when Skurd gloms onto Ben!</desc>
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    <title>Let's Do the Time War Again - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Ben, Skurd, and Rook find themselves caught in an endless time loop as enemies from the future converge on Bellwood.</desc>
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    <title>Secret of Dos Santos - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ben and Rook join Kai Green on a perilous alien relic hunt through South America.</desc>
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    <title>Third Time's a Charm - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Charmcaster turns Gwendolyn into a totem to exact her revenge once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Final Countdown - S04E16</title>
    <desc>While Rook is stuck on graveyard shift at Plumber HQ, his sensei Kundo returns as a cyborg to purge the galaxy of technological influence.</desc>
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    <title>Malgax Attacks - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ben finally manages to rid himself of Skurd... just when he needs the Slimebiote most.</desc>
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    <title>Most Dangerous Game Show - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Ben fights for his wife on an alien reality show.</desc>
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    <title>The End of an Era - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The Time War races towards its dramatic conclusion, with the fate of the entire universe and everything in it since the beginning of time resting in the hands of Ben!</desc>
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    <title>A New Dawn - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Maltruant tries to achieve his main goal of removing time from existence. It is up to Ben and Rook to stop him once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>The More Things Change: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Now on his own, Ben sets out to be a solo superhero, with new alien heroes at his disposal, but Grandpa Max has other plans.</desc>
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    <title>The More Things Change: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben and Rook explore the hidden alien city, but Khyber is hot on their tracks...</desc>
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    <title>Moonstruck - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Max tells the kids about his first encounter with aliens and the story of how he and Verdona met and fell in love.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoner Number 775 is Missing - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The team takes a look at the real purpose of Area 51 and have to recapture an escaped alien prisoner.</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Old George brings the Forever Knights in one group in order to vanquish every alien being on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Simian Says - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A Xenocyte Queen takes over the Arachnichimps' home planet.</desc>
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    <title>Greetings from Techadon - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ben finds himself in an inescapable situation when Techadons, custom-made to destroy him, start coming after him.</desc>
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    <title>The Flame Keepers' Circle - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julie joins a fanatical group who, unbeknownst to her, have discovered Vilgax and worship him.</desc>
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    <title>Double or Nothing - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Albedo resurfaces, and he's making money off of Ben's fame.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect Girlfriend - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The nanochips are back, and have disguised themselves as Julie.</desc>
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    <title>The Ultimate Sacrifice - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The six Ultimate Forms demand their freedom from the Ultimatrix.</desc>
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    <title>The Widening Gyre - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The team battles a new, dangerous threat in the Pacific Ocean.</desc>
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    <title>The Mother of All Vreedles - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Ma Vreedle plans to create a clone army of her newest spawn, using all of Earth's saltwater as a key ingredient in the cloning process.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight to Remember - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Vilgax and the Flame Keepers' Circle duel George and the Forever Knights, who oppose their goals of reviving Dagon.</desc>
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    <title>Solitary Alignment - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Azmuth reveals how Sir George got his sword and slayed Dagon, and the team decides to make a deal with the First Knight.</desc>
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    <title>Inspector 13 - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A mysterious weapon master from Techadon visits Earth and wants the Ultimatrix to enhance his creations.</desc>
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    <title>Enemy of My Frenemy - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Kevin set out to rescue Charmcaster from Ledgerdomain, but, unbeknownst to them, Charmcaster has plans of her own.</desc>
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    <title>Couples Retreat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Darkstar finds his way into Ledgerdomain, where he seduces Charmcaster, using her energies in his latest attempt to destroy Ben, Gwen, and Kevin.</desc>
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    <title>Catch a Falling Star - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Movie star Jennifer Nocturne, who is not in her right mind, teams up with the evil Captain Nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>The Eggman Cometh - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Dr. Animo returns with an army of dragon-like mutants, while Ben has his own problems with his new transformation, Juryrigg.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Living Nightmare - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Albedo tries to reclaim the Ultimatrix from Ben by transporting him into one of his own worst nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Flame Keepers' Circle try to release Dagon from his dimension, but Vilgax is released instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Ultimate Enemy (1) - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Dagon breaks out of the seal and turns all humans into Flame Keepers' Circle soldiers.</desc>
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    <title>Mrs Fig's Magic School - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Holly goes to school for the first time, to learn something other than how to make magic jelly. Ben comes along, despite protests from the Wise Old Elf. Everybody learns a lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Daisy and Poppy's Playgroup - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After the disappearance of Mrs Fotheringill, the twins have had no playgroup to attend. With no willing substitute available, Queen Thistle becomes their new teacher.</desc>
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    <title>No Magic Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When the fairies wake up to find that their wands are not working, the kingdom has to cope without any help from magic for the entire day.</desc>
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    <title>Spies - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When King and Queen Thistle ask Nanny Plum and the Wise Old Elf to build a boat capable of beating the Marigolds, the old rivals cannot help trying their best to outdo each other.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Times - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The fairy kingdom is left without food because there is nothing left in the treasure chest to pay the elves. As money doesn't grow on trees, King Thistle has to find a job.</desc>
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    <title>Gaston Goes To School - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Strawberry introduces her new pet to her classmates and everyone is impressed with how well trained she is. Gaston is sent to pet school, where Miss Jolly soon gets him into shape.</desc>
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    <title>Elf Rescue - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Redbeard, who is giving Nanny Plum, Ben and Holly a ride on his 'unsinkable' boat, hits a rock, he calls on the services of Elf Rescue!</desc>
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    <title>Lucy's School - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Holly and Ben spend a day at Lucy's school, but they must avoid being spotted by the teacher, Miss Cookie. Will they make it to the end of the lesson?</desc>
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    <title>Baby Dragon - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The children adopt a new pet - a dragon named Dave. They didn't know that he was going to grow and grow though... Wherever can they keep him?</desc>
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    <title>Dolly Plum - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Daisy and Poppy turn Nanny Plum into a doll. Soon, the Wise Old Elf copies the fairy toy and it becomes so popular that everybody wants one.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost City - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Redbeard the Pirate goes in search of the Lost City, he soon gets in some bother and has to be rescued from the most unlikely spot.</desc>
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    <title>The Shooting Star - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Wise Old Elf fears an alien invasion after a spaceship crash-lands in the Little Kingdom and can't make its way back home.</desc>
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    <title>Nanny's Magic Test - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Nanny Plum's magic licence is out of date and she is forced to return to Mrs Fig's magic school and must pass a test set by the Wise Old Elf before she can get a new one.</desc>
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    <title>Gaston To The Rescue - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After banning Gaston from the castle, the elves and fairies are out looking for him when they discover a speaking door which leads to the dwarf mine. 
Once in, they find they can't get out. Who will save them?</desc>
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    <title>Miss Cookie's Nature Trail - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Miss Cookie organizes a nature trail for Lucy [the little girl that Ben and Holly know] and her class, but unfortunately, it goes right through the Little Kingdom! So it's up to Ben and Holly to stop Lucy's class and her teacher finding out about the elves and fairies!</desc>
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    <title>The New Wand - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Holly's wand catches a cold, and she gets a new replacement wand from the Wise Old Elf, called the WiseWand 3000 and she's thrilled - until she discovers it's special feature: it doesn't do ANY magic at all!</desc>
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    <title>Superheroes - S02E18</title>
    <desc>In a homage to the 60's Batman series, Ben, Holly and their friends play a game where they become superheroes and supervillains. But Strawberry takes her supervillain role [The Strawberry Ice Queen] a little too far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042121 +0000" stop="20261008043224 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs Witch's Spring Clean - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Ben, Holly and Nanny Plum help Mrs Witch with a big spring clean by getting rid of some magical objects, but in the wrong hands they cause chaos in the Little Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The Fruit Harvest - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Rosie, Ben and Holly help out on the day of the fruit harvest, but Mr Gnome has eaten all the fruit. The elves and fairies should find various ways to stop Mr Gnome from eating the blackberries.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Gaston - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Gaston's brother Tony and his family comes to visit, and Ben, Holly and Strawberry help him look after Tony's kids, Amber, Emerald and Keith.</desc>
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    <title>Plumbing - S02E22</title>
    <desc>King Thistle decides on home improvement to impress King and Queen Marigold, but things don't quite go according to plan... 
The bath tap at the Little Castle is dripping, so the elf plumber is called. But with King and Queen Marigold coming round, there is not much time to fix it.</desc>
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    <title>Big Ben and Holly - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When a spell goes wrong, Ben and Holly grow to human size! Now they are able to play with Lucy and her friends and want to stay big forever!
But they soon discover that being big isn't all it's cracked up to be.</desc>
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    <title>Daisy and Poppy Go Bananas - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Madness, mayhem, and devastation is caused in the Little Kingdom when Daisy and Poppy use King Thistle's mother's wand to learn how to do magic, escape the castle, and... go bananas!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052743 +0000" stop="20261008053846 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr Elf takes a Holiday - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Mr Elf is overworked so King Thistle sentences Mr Elf to take a holiday. Mr Elf isn't too pleased, but Mrs Elf and Ben are overjoyed at the news!. They go on holiday, but the plane breaks down and they crash-land on a deserted island. Meanwhile, Nanny Plum takes over the deliveries.</desc>
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    <title>Honey Bees - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly visit the beehive to learn how honey is made. The Wise Old Elf is the bee keeper and proceeds to show the children his own special way of collecting honey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054950 +0000" stop="20261008060054 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy's Sleepover - S02E27</title>
    <desc>After Holly makes her small enough to play in the Little Kingdom, Lucy flies on Gaston the Ladybird and is invited to a sleepover at the Little Castle.  But the next morning the spell wears off and she and Rex become big again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060054 +0000" stop="20261008061158 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Jolly's Riding Club - S02E28</title>
    <desc>The children go on a snail trek with Miss Jolly. All goes well until the snails head straight toward the elf farm and Mr Elf's cabbages...</desc>
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    <title>Springtime - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Spring is in the air in the Little Kingdom, which has daffodils, tulips, and 2 very hungry gnomes...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062302 +0000" stop="20261008063407 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Treasure - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ben, Holly, Captain Redbeard and Nanny Plum go on a treasure hunt with Captain Squid's treasure map, and the treasure is in the most oddest place: Lucy's school.</desc>
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    <title>Gaston Goes to the Vet - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Ben goes on holiday with his parents, but the holiday is thrown off track when Gaston accidentally swallows the car keys!</desc>
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    <title>Granny and Granpapa - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the Little Kingdom and the Wise Old Elf is invited to a party at Granpapa and Granny Thistle's castle in the clouds.</desc>
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    <title>The Dwarf Mine - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly discover holes popping up all over the Little Kingdom. They find out that the dwarves have woken up working in the mine, digging for treasure. So all the dwarves must be stopped.</desc>
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    <title>Lucy's Elf and Fairy Party - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly and their friends are invited to Lucy's elf and fairy-themed birthday party. What do you think will happen next?</desc>
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    <title>Planet Bong - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Zyros contacts Ben and Holly, and asks for the Wise Old Elf's help to save their plants.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Bong Episode 2 - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly and their friends go to Zyros' home planet where they meet all manner of alien creatures and The Great Leader.</desc>
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    <title>The Queen Bakes Cakes - S02E37</title>
    <desc>A cake sale is held to raise money to fix Mrs Fig's magic school after an apple crushes it. Unfortunately, Queen Thistle is baking, and nobody can eat her cakes.</desc>
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    <title>Murder on the Oregon Express - S07E03</title>
    <desc>1.More Guest Stars
2.Benny &amp; Brenda Arnau: Native Song of Luana
3.Domestic Bliss!
4.Captain Fred Scuttle Space Ace
5.Henry McGee Cooks Chinese With Fanee &amp; Jonee Claddock
6.Brenda Arnau: Tell It Like It Is
7.Murder On The Oregon Express
8.The Lower Tidmarsh Fire Brigade Glee Singers
9.The Misadventures of Robin Hood
10.Closing: Benny's Snuff Box</desc>
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    <title>Sale of the Half-Century - S07E04</title>
    <desc>1.Benny's Ballad: So Many Girls
2.Humphrey Bumphrey: Continuity Announcer
3.Sale Of The Half Century
4.Getting To Know You
5.Eddie Buchanan &amp; Love Machine: Dancing In The Nude
6.Paul Eddington Asks: "Is There Anything In It?"
7.Benny Quickie: This Just Ain't Your Day
8.Biology With Bellamy
9.Supersonic
10.Closing: German Department Store</desc>
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    <title>The Bionic Baby - S08E01</title>
    <desc>1.Benny's Ballad: Bianca Malone
2.The Sum Awards
3.Benny's Commercial Bloopers
4.Continental Cabaret with Diana Darvey
5.Pets: A Poem by Pam Ayres
6.Nor Iron Bars A Cage...!
7.Peter Seymour: New Political Correspondent
8.Reflections: Your Love Lifts Me Higher
9.Bionic Baby
10.Closing: Jackie Wright Goes Body-Building</desc>
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    <title>Villain of the Year - S08E02</title>
    <desc>1.Eskimo Nell: A Monologue
2.Benny Quickie: Candid Camera
3.Villain Of The Year
4.Zipper Martin: Quick Change Artist
5.The Reluctant Bridegroom
6.Love Machine: Think of the Boys
7.Victorian Scandals
8.Love Machine and The Flash!
9.Double Date
10.Scouts &amp; Guides Annual Fete
11.Closing: Scouts &amp; Guides</desc>
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    <title>A Packed Program - S08E03</title>
    <desc>1.A Packed Program!
2.Husky &amp; Starch
3.Casanova
4.Benny Blooper: Double Bed
5.Benny Accompanies Dilys Watling: Fever
6.Show-Jumping
7.A Feast On The Beach
8.Deep In My Heart on Television in Wide-Screen
9.Benny Quickie: Peeping Tom
10.Girls, Girls, Girls...
11.Benny's Commercial Blooper
12.Westminster Follies
13.Chinese Package Tours
14.The Milk Marketing Board
15.Closing: Credits</desc>
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    <title>The South Blank Show - S09E01</title>
    <desc>1.Benny's Ballad: Married Life
2.First Impressions
3.Digger Blue: Private Eye
4.Hotel Sordide
5.Fred Scuttle at Thames Television
6.The Cotton Mill Boys:
The Orange Blossom Special
7.The Widow
8.The South Blank Show
9.Close: Sauna Chase</desc>
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    <title>Friday Night Fever - S10E01</title>
    <desc>1.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars
2.Benny's Ballad: Coconut Milk
3.Man vs. Machine with Fred Scuttle
4.Grand Wheelchair Rally
5.Telephone Exchange
6.Holiday Time
7.Felicity Buirski: The Clock
8.Benny Quickie: Fire!
9.More Benny Quickies
10.Benny's Ballad: Go 'Round Again
11.Friday Night Fever
12.Crime Doesn't Pay
13.Close: Police Chase</desc>
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    <title>Leprechaun TV: Opening Night - S10E02</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: Little Angel
2.Benny's Ballad: Benny's Place
3.Benny Quickie: Georgie Pest
4.The National Health
5.Leprechaun T.V.
6.Benny Quickie: Cosmetic Surgery
7.Benny's Monologue: No Place Like Rome
8.A Marriage Of Convenience
9.Naughty Bits! ("Hot Gossamer")
10.Benny Quickie: Noise Abatement Society Annual Dinner
11.A Poem: Faith, Hope &amp; Charity
12.Benny Quickie: Dentists Annual Dinner
13.Geraldine: Casablanca
14.Benny Quickie: Flog it!
15.Wondergran Meets Dracula
16.Close: Wondergran Chase</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000248 +0000" stop="20261008002448 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chess Wars - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bernie uses principles of chess to check the kids' desires, but Jordan's no pawn as he moves to achieve his goal: a paintball gun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002448 +0000" stop="20261008004648 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Bulk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Tired of having to run to the store all the time for the kids, Bernie Mac's friends introduce him to Cost Depot. At first this solution is so simple/fun but it soon gets very addicting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004648 +0000" stop="20261008010849 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid Man - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Bernie Mac gets a maid for himself only but the kids use the maid behind his back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010849 +0000" stop="20261008013049 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nut Job - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After enrolling his kids in a slew of extracurricular activities, Bernie suddenly finds his own free time disappearing when he is selected to be an activities suprvisor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013049 +0000" stop="20261008015249 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Sister - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Bernie's sister, Benita, comes to visit, and all havoc starts. She first tells Bryana that she cannot play Snow White in the school play because she is black. She also buys a cell phone for Vanessa, that Bernie did not allow. Meanwhile, Jordan is obsessed with Benita when she walks around the house in her robe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015249 +0000" stop="20261008021450 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet The Grandparents - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Wanda's parents, Lloyd and Leora, visit the Mac household. Bernie and Wanda first think the visit will be good for the kids. But Lloyd and Leora start to give them more then they bargained for when hey start to criticize Bernie and Wanda's parenting skills. Bernie and Wanda decide to let the grandparents take care of the kids and leave for several hours. When they return, Bernie and Wanda tell Lloyd and Leora how they feel and decide the best thing is for the grandparents to leave. When Vanessa finds out, she is very upset because Leora did not tell her parents that a boy kissed her. Everyone makes up and decide to leave parenting to Bernie and Wanda.</desc>
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    <title>For a Few Dollars More - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Bernie finds out Jordan has never had a birthday party. He can't believe his mom never gave him one. He decides to give Jordan a very special 10th birthday. Jordan gets excited and as he hands out the invitations at school, finds out another boy, Billy, is having a birthday party on the same day. Since Billy's birthday theme was more interesting, the kids tell Jordan they will not be going to his party. Bernie calls Billy's dad to try and work something out but Billy's dad is not very cooperative.
Bernie hires a party planner and they decide to have an alien birthday party with a surprise at the end. The kids really want to know what the surprise is, so they plan on going to Jordan's party. Billy's dad calls Bernie to talk about this but Bryanna answers the phone. Upset because Jordan was getting a better party then she did, she tells Billy's dad the surprise is an alien. Billy's dad tells all of the kids and on the day of Jordan's party, no one shows up.
Bernie and Billy's dad fight b</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023550 +0000" stop="20261008025731 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Tiger - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer. Meanwhile, Wanda coaches Bryana's soccer team and turns her into a lean, mean soccer machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025731 +0000" stop="20261008031842 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Thy Nephew - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When a litigious neighbor asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff. Meanwhile, a relentless Bryanna tries to put a bumper sticker that represents her good grades in school on Wanda's car, but Wanda tries different ways to put the sticker anywhere but on her car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031842 +0000" stop="20261008034027 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Tradition - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bernie tries to instill a sense of old-school Christmas tradition in the kids but when they become obsessed with gift-getting Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether. Meanwhile, new Senior VP Wanda overcompensates for her promotion by trying to find a gift for everyone on her staff which distracts her from catching the Christmas spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034027 +0000" stop="20261008040127 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laughing Matters - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Bernie lands the dramatic lead role of a stroke afflicted former track star, he has a hard time convincing everyone he has the chops to be a serious dramatic actor and reaches out to Angela Bassett for acting advice. Since Bernie is working and cannot care for the kids after school, Wanda must put the younger kids into daycare at her work. Upset at being stuck with a bunch of babies, Jordan leads a child rebellion where the kids escape daycare and wreak havoc on the office. Meanwhile, Vanessa pretends to be poor, so that Teri, a girl at school, will like her. But the plan backfires when Teri finds out that Vanessa is lying and that she is really Bernie Mac's niece.</desc>
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    <title>Hair Jordan - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Bernie finds out that Jordan has been getting haircuts with Wanda and the girls at a beauty salon and decides it's time to take him to Bernie's favorite barbershop downtown so Jordan can learn to be one of the guys. There they talk sports, politics, community and most importantly -- smack. But things backfire when Jordan's first attempt at smack-talking hits a nerve with Earl, the barbershop owner, who throws the two out of his shop. Meanwhile, the girls bond with Wanda when they team up to figure out how to change the batteries in the incessantly beeping home smoke detectors.</desc>
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    <title>Love Bug - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Vanessa brings home her first boyfriend, Reggie, Bernie gets to work on scaring the guy off but quickly realizes that Reggie is a good influence on Jordan and could lead him away from bug collecting and into sports and girls. Bernie decides he can take advantage of the situation and let Vanessa think she has a boyfriend while also giving Jordan a role model. When this prevents Vanessa and Reggie from spending any alone-time together, Vanessa decides to break up until Bernie uses reverse psychology on her to get them back together. Meanwhile, Wanda decides to clear space in her closet and give some shoes to the Salvation Army, but letting go is harder than she thought it would be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044517 +0000" stop="20261008050703 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's A Wonderful Wife - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Wanda quits her job after getting passed up for a promotion, she tries to re-channel her energies toward Bernie. The togetherness starts to wear thin, however, when she upsets Bernie's writing process as he prepares for his talk show appearance on ""The Ellen DeGeneres Show"". Meanwhile, Jordan wants to become friends with the big boys on the block, and figures the best way to do it is to hook one of them up with his older sister, Vanessa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050703 +0000" stop="20261008052904 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Reunion - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Bernie and Wanda host a Mac family reunion barbecue for about 50 of Bernie's extended relatives who invade L.A. for the weekend. At first, Bernie is excited and looks forward to bonding with his relatives and strengthening their family ties, but when his Aunt Sis starts to pester him about co-hosting a cooking show with her on the Food Network, cousin Lou starts to harass him, and his older brother Carl questions the way he and Wanda are raising the children, Bernie starts to question why he agreed to host the reunion in the first place. Meanwhile, Vanessa and Shonte, a distant cousin by marriage, flirt with each other until Bernie informs them that they are more closely related than they thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052904 +0000" stop="20261008055104 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Droobie or Not Droobie - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Bernie takes a film role because it stars Bryana's favorite character, Droobie, a Barney-like dinosaur. Bryana, unable to separate fiction and reality, is upset with Bernie because he plays the villain in the film and is mean to her cherished Droobie. She gives Bernie the silent treatment, and his plan to show her that the two are friends goes terribly wrong when Bryana catches him stuffing the Droobie costume into the trunk of a car and thinks he has killed her favorite dinosaur. Meanwhile, Jordan is selling candy bars to raise money for his school but is not having an easy time of it. To ease his pressure, Jordan eats the candy bars and then must come up with a way to pay the school back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055104 +0000" stop="20261008061304 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jordan enters the school spelling contest.  Bernie gives him a little advice that humor can help him overcome his fear.  But his material proves that Jordan has no place in the comedy business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061304 +0000" stop="20261008063504 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Caddy - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bernie's in-laws pay the family a visit and, as usual, Bernie and Wanda's father, Lloyd, bicker continuously. Wanda asks Bernie to go easy on Lloyd this time as her parents are having money problems and cannot buy a new Cadillac. But even when Bernie offers to buy the car, Lloyd refuses because it's not the top-of-the line model he wants. Meanwhile, we learn why the two men don't get along in a series of flashbacks, as Bernie takes us back to when he met Wanda and her father didn't approve of his daughter dating a comic delivery man who told jokes on the subway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063504 +0000" stop="20261008064917 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Sergeant Tompkins - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bernie discovers that Jordan has taken his framed Redd Foxx ticket stub for the school time capsule when he is asked to include something that connects him to his past and doesn't have anything of his own. Bernie tells Jordan the hard facts about his past â€“ how his father left them and that when life deals a rough hand one has to suck it up. But the hard facts harden Jordan and Bernie's afraid he's gone too far, so he decides to rewrite history a bit and make Jordan believe that his father left him a keepsake from when he was a sergeant in the Army. When Vanessa hears about Bernie's lies, she is infuriated but eventually agrees it is important that Jordan think well of their father. She gives Jordan the only picture she has of her father so that he can have a real connection to his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064917 +0000" stop="20261008071117 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Mac-ademic - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bernie doesn't like it that Bryanna's education consists of playing in the sandbox, tag and tiddlywinks, and he begins to question the teaching methods at the Wellington School. So Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper for a week to see for himself. Things go wrong from the start when he demands respect from the kids and asks them to call him Mr. Mac instead of by his first name, as they do with the other adults at the school. When he gets resistance from the kids, the teachers tell Bernie that since he does not respect the Wellington way he must be on his way. He takes Bryanna with him but enrolling her in a new school isn't as easy as it seems. Meanwhile, Wanda thinks she can reason with Vanessa and Jordan and resists using violence against violence to get them to stop fighting, but she's beginning to think it's the only thing that will work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071117 +0000" stop="20261008073218 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Getaway - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The family heads to San Diego for a nice relaxing family vacation. But it's not the kids who have a problem relaxing, it's Bernie. He jumps on the last flight to Las Vegas to meet the boys for some gambling and debauchery. While in Vegas he meets up with boxer Sugar Shane Mosley, but it's Wanda who throws the punches.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073218 +0000" stop="20261008075414 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Rider - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Bernie is tired of living in a child-friendly house and having to give up all of his favorite things because of the kids. When the studio gives him a motorcycle and Wanda suggests that he give it to charity because it is unsafe, he puts his foot down and decides to keep it until he crashes, passes out and sees what the Mac house would be like without him. When he comes to, he realizes that Wanda is right, and he child-proofs everything in the house and becomes over-protective of the kids. Meanwhile, Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to the boys at school and Bernie and Wanda are called into another meeting with Father Cronin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000123 +0000" stop="20261008004334 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amarillo - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's client outreach efforts thrive, and he exhibits new heights of showmanship. Mike is perplexed by daughter-in-law Stacey's troubling news.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004334 +0000" stop="20261008012647 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gloves Off - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's actions unexpectedly create waves for Kim. Mike cautiously weighs a lucrative proposal that might bring about dire consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Rebecca - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated with his restrictive work environment. Kim pulls out all the stops to dig herself out of a seemingly bottomless hole at HHM.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021244 +0000" stop="20261008025858 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bali Ha'i - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy finds comfort in familiarity; Kim receives a life-changing proposal; when he is threatened, Mike finds himself pushed to the limit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025858 +0000" stop="20261008034053 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inflatable - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Mike's hand is forced, he can no longer hide his frustration; he and Jimmy work together to keep the peace.</desc>
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    <title>Fifi - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mike aims to settle the score with an enemy; an unexpected opportunity presents itself to Jimmy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042909 +0000" stop="20261008051833 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nailed - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mike takes a methodical approach to his mission; someone questions Chuck's capabilities; Jimmy faces a personal dilemma.</desc>
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    <title>Klick - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy must make a hard choice; Mike takes control of matters; Hamlin delivers shocking news.</desc>
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    <title>Mabel - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Chuck's relationship deteriorates. Kim feels the pressure of running her own firm. Mike investigates the note left on his car.</desc>
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    <title>Witness - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Kim hire an assistant. Mike seeks out a mysterious acquaintance. Chuck uses the law to gain an advantage over Jimmy.</desc>
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    <title>It's Nothing Business, It's Just Personal - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Veronica's sexy magician boyfriend Mordor comes to town and she starts slacking off at work big time, Ted tries to interfere in her love life to get her back on track. Meanwhile, Lem is perplexed when he is mysteriously given a bright red lab coat while everyone else has plain white ones... Is someone at Veridian trying to tell him something?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004016 +0000" stop="20261008010152 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Repression - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a misunderstanding leads oddball Sheila to falsely accuse both Ted and Linda of sexual harassment, Veronica comes up with a solution to avoid having them punished. She convinces Veridian to classify sexual harassment as a disease so anyone accused of it can't be held responsible. But when the employees get wind of the new rule, things start to get a little crazy in the office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010152 +0000" stop="20261008012253 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beating a Dead Workforce - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After an employee literally drops dead in the midst of Veridian's big push to finish a major project -- a machine that ironically will get people to sleep -- Veronica tries to use the incident as inspiration to make the staff work even harder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012253 +0000" stop="20261008014449 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change We Can't Believe In - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ted struggles with an overly talkative security guard who worships him and wants to be his best friend. Meanwhile, a terrified Phil and Lem face the prospect of working alone with Veronica for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014449 +0000" stop="20261008020624 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impertence of Communicationizing - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When a typo in a memo about inappropriate behavior at Veridian Dynamics orders employees to now engage in offensive language, Ted tries to convince the company to correct the error, but not before the insults start flying. Meanwhile, Veronica is afraid, and guilty. If the company can make such a stupid mistake, can it be that her own promotion is the result of a typo on a memo meant for W. Palmer and not V. Palmer?</desc>
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    <title>Through Rose-colored HAZMAT Suits - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Father, Can You Hair Me? - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Girl from Home - S02E17</title>
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    <title>A Bride for Jed - S02E24</title>
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    <title>Granny Versus the Weather Bureau - S02E25</title>
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    <title>Another Neighbor - S02E26</title>
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    <title>The Great Crawdad Hunt - S02E28</title>
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    <title>The Dress Shop - S02E29</title>
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    <title>The House of Granny - S02E30</title>
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    <title>The Continental Touch - S02E31</title>
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    <title>Jed, Incorporated - S02E32</title>
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    <title>Cabin in Beverly Hills - S02E34</title>
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    <title>Local Hero - S09E22</title>
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    <title>Dog's Best Friend - S09E24</title>
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    <title>Agony - S09E25</title>
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    <title>That's the Guy - S09E26</title>
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    <title>The Phantom Menace - S10E01</title>
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    <title>Weep No More, My Willow - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Cousin Serena Strikes Again: Part 2 - S05E16</title>
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    <title>One Touch of Midas - S05E17</title>
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    <title>Marriage, Witches' Style - S05E21</title>
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    <title>Going Ape - S05E22</title>
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    <title>Tabitha's Weekend - S05E23</title>
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    <title>The Battle of Burning Oak - S05E24</title>
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    <title>Samantha's Power Failure - S05E25</title>
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    <title>Samantha Twitches for UNICEF - S05E26</title>
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    <title>Daddy Does His Thing - S05E27</title>
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    <title>Samantha's Good News - S05E28</title>
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    <title>Samantha's Shopping Spree - S05E29</title>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A house is burgled but the prime suspect was locked up in a police cell at the time. It’s up to Esther to rally a devastated Humphrey and solve this impossible crime.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Shipton Abbott Players rope in Humphrey to play a detective, but the fictional crime becomes real when the amateur murder victim gets a real knife in his back.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When an amateur psychic’s unsettling predictions for a grieving woman’s future start to come true, Humphrey must uncover the truth before it’s too late.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When a dying woman goes missing from a local fishing trawler, Humphrey suspects there’s more to her disappearance than meets the eye.</desc>
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    <title>San Bernardino, CA - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Authorities hope a tour of prison will knock some much-needed sense into some troublesome teens from Southern California's San Bernardino County.</desc>
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    <title>Lake County, Fla. - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Fulton County, Ga. - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A young drug dealer, a child model and twin bullies enter a Georgia jail for a personal experience of the criminal-justice system.</desc>
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    <title>Hampton Roads, Va. - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A visiting teenage drug dealer fearlessly takes on the taunting residents of a Virginia jail; inmate Nasty Nard greets the newcomers with aggression.</desc>
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    <title>Richland County, S.C. - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A Texas mother sends her three troublesome daughters to an overnight jail program in Richland County, South Carolina.</desc>
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    <title>Oneida County, N.Y. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A teen visitor to the Oneida County Correctional Facility in central New York takes a seat in a restraint chair, while another young hoodlum gets handcuffed before he even enters the joint.</desc>
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    <title>Oklahoma City, Okla - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Hardened criminals in the Oklahoma County Detention Center teach a spoiled drama queen a valuable lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Floyd County, Ga. - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A man suffering from cancer hopes that a stint in Georgia's Floyd County Jail will teach his angry teenage son an important lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Portsmouth County, Va. - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Inmates at the Portsmouth County Jail lay some hard truths on a would-be rap star; pugnacious siblings are confronted with difficult choices; officers threaten to extend a disrespectful teen's visit.</desc>
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    <title>Western Tidewater, Va. - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A promiscuous teenage troublemaker shares a cell with a relative in Virginia's Western Tidewater Regional Jail, only to learn that family bonds aren't strengthened behind bars.</desc>
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    <title>The Jerusalem Duality - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Sheldon meets a 15-year-old physicist prodigy, he's rattled and threatened and Leonard tries to help him look for ways to debunk his research.</desc>
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    <title>The Bat Jar Conjecture - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced by Leslie Winkle, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010112 +0000" stop="20261008012122 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nerdvana Annihilation - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When the guys buy a time machine prop from a classic 1960 movie, Penny lashes out at Leonard and he decides it's time to give up his habit, much to his friends' protestation.</desc>
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    <title>The Pork Chop Indeterminacy - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.</desc>
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    <title>The Peanut Reaction - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track. Meanwhile, Howard makes a terrible sacrifice for the sake of the surprise.</desc>
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    <title>The Tangerine Factor - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon up the courage to ask her out, and each head to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.</desc>
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    <title>The Bad Fish Paradigm - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Penny's first date with Leonard goes awry; Penny finds Sheldon to be an unwilling confidant.</desc>
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    <title>The Codpiece Topology - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A jealous Leonard reacts to Penny's new guy by rebounding with Leslie Winkle.</desc>
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    <title>The Barbarian Sublimation - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sheldon creates a monster when he introduces Penny to online gaming. Meanwhile, Sheldon disagrees with Leslie Winkle at work.</desc>
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    <title>The Griffin Equivalency - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Raj gets an inflated ego and makes a play for Penny after being referenced in a magazine article.</desc>
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    <title>The Euclid Alternative - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Leonard and his friends stage an intervention to force Sheldon to face his fear of driving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040822 +0000" stop="20261008042857 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Sheldon and the gang are confused when a young grad student is attracted to him.</desc>
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    <title>The Panty Piñata Polarization - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Meanwhile, Howard and Rajesh try to find the house where all the models from "America's Top Model" are staying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044942 +0000" stop="20261008050927 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lizard-Spock Expansion - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Leonard inadvertently steals away the new woman Wolowitz thinks is the love of his life.</desc>
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    <title>The White Asparagus Triangulation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sheldon is thrilled when Leonard starts dating a woman who meets Sheldon's stringent standards.</desc>
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    <title>The Vartabedian Conundrum - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Leonard asks Penny for advice when his new relationship starts moving too fast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055130 +0000" stop="20261008061210 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Penny starts dating Leonard's handsome colleague; Leonard and his friends are tortured by Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette.</desc>
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    <title>The Killer Robot Instability - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of guys are depending on him for.</desc>
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    <title>The Friendship Algorithm - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Sheldon creates a scientific procedure for making friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Financial Permeability - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sheldon's solution to Penny's financial difficulty leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny's ex-boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>The Maternal Capacitance - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Leonard and Penny are drawn together after a disastrous visit from Leonard's mother.</desc>
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    <title>The Cushion Saturation - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A paintball game leads to a fight between Sheldon and Penny, and romance for Leslie and Wolowitz.</desc>
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    <title>Season Premiere Part 1, Head of Household #1A - S16E01</title>
    <desc>This season promises to be the most twisted summer ever as 16 new Houseguests move into the Big Brother house to compete for $500,000.</desc>
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    <title>Season Premiere Part 2, Head of Household #1B - S16E02</title>
    <desc>Eight new Houseguests join the battle for $500,000, a second HoH is chosen, and Julie reveals the first member of Team America.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Block #1, Nominations #1 - S16E03</title>
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    <title>Power of Veto #1 - S16E04</title>
    <desc>Devin becomes suspicious of Donny and convinces the Bomb Squad to go after the groundskeeper. Meanwhile, it's the first Power of Veto competition of the summer. Will it be used to save those on chopping block?</desc>
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    <title>Eviction #1, Head of Household #2 - S16E05</title>
    <desc>It's only been one week and twists have sent this game into overdrive! With alliances crumbling almost as fast as they form one thing is certain, tonight one Houseguest will be evicted and a new HoH will be crowned!</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Block #2, Nominations #2 - S16E06</title>
    <desc>Which two houseguests will Amber and Devin nominate for eviction? Plus, which nominees will be saved in the battle of the block?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050524 +0000" stop="20261008054839 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power of Veto #2 - S16E07</title>
    <desc>With Amber dethroned as HoH, Devin is left ruler of the house. Plus, a Bomb Squad breakdown leads to a Veto Meeting explosion!</desc>
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    <title>Eviction #2, Head of Household #3 - S16E08</title>
    <desc>Watch the repercussions of the Veto meeting. Plus, who will be evicted tonight?</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Block #3, Nominations #3 - S16E09</title>
    <desc>Nicole and Derrick decide which pairs of houseguests must compete in the Battle of the Block, and the nominees fight to avoid eviction.</desc>
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    <title>Power of Veto #3 - S16E10</title>
    <desc>The Power of Veto is up for grabs. Will the plan to backdoor Devin succeed?</desc>
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    <title>Family Legacy - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Gramma tells Cricket and Tilly that there's treasure buried on their property.</desc>
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    <title>Paint Misbehavin - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Cricket adds his own doodles to Gloria's abstract paintings in the café.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005729 +0000" stop="20261008011927 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rated Cricket - S01E27</title>
    <desc>On the trip to Big City movie multiplex, Cricket thinks he's too mature for a kids' movie, so he sneaks into a grown-up movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011927 +0000" stop="20261008014124 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homeshare Hoedown - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Cricket registers his house on a homeshare website.</desc>
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    <title>Cricket's Shoes - S01E29</title>
    <desc>When Cricket gets sick, his family steps in to fulfill his commitments for the day.</desc>
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    <title>Feud Fight - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Green family’s nemesis Chip Whistler shows up at the farmers’ market in an attempt to steal business from them.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking News / Cyberbullies - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Cricket comes down ill after sharing a popsicle with his dog, Phoenix, so he has his family to fill in his shoes. / Chip Whistler returns, bringing Wholesome Foods to the outdoor food market, as he drags customers in with many marketing ploys, and Cricket destines to foil his plot. Meanwhile, Gramma goes looking for the spiciest pepper for her 10-Alarm chili.</desc>
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    <title>Tilly Tour / Dinner Party - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Tilly takes Gramma out on a tour to see Big City's famous landmarks, but Gramma isn't impressed with any of it, and it gives her bad memories of when Gramma's farm was infested by the seld-titled Big City, so Tilly instead takes her to the places Tilly is the most fond of. Meanwhile, Bill and Cricket try to repair the bathroom. / In an attempt for Remy to spend more time with Cricket, the Greens invite his parents over for dinner; Yet, the different lifestyles of the Remingtons don't make things better, boiling down to a rainy Touch Football showdown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030849 +0000" stop="20261008033047 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffee Quest / Phoenix Rises - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Cricket and Gloria are sent by their boss, Ms. Cho, to restock on Big Coffee's coffee bean supply, so that Cricket's debt can be fully paid off. Unluckily, the last bag is in possession of Chip Whistler, and he's not gonna go down easily. / Phoenix, Cricket's frail red dog, catches a familiar whiff, and goes sniffing for it. This worries the Green family, as they go looking for their dog, thinking he got lost, or kidnapped, at worst. Also in a plot twist, Cricket and Tilly's mom, Nancy Green, returns (having been released from prison).</desc>
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    <title>Blood Moon / Big Deal - S01E37</title>
    <desc>In this full half hour special, the Green family prepare for Halloween, but Gramma warns of the Blood Moon, an event where all the animals suddenly become blood thirsty beasts. True to her word, the animals suddenly become violent and trap the Greens, Remy, Vasquez and Gloria in the house while Halloween is going on. Eventually, everything spirals out of control when they learn how the animals escaped their confinement and why. / On Black Thanksgiving Friday, the Greens spot an ad for low prices for TVs at Price Busters. At Cricket's urging, the family goes shopping, but quickly learn that the store's manager, Louis, lowers the price so that he can watch shoppers furiously fight one another over items.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035245 +0000" stop="20261008041444 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forbidden Feline / Uncaged - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Tilly becomes friends with Anoush, the neighborhood cat, only to learn that he belongs to Mr. Grigorian, Gramma's neighbor and arch-enemy. He forbids the two to play with one another forcing Tilly to go and rescue her new feline friend. / Following "Phoenix Rises", Nancy reunites with her family. While Cricket and Tilly are happy to see her, Bill and Gramma are concerned that she will be a bad influence on the kids. Cricket is bothered by being called a "good kid" by Nancy and decides to impress her by having him and Tilly release an orangutan from the zoo. Unfortunately, they end up releasing all the animals who run amok all over Big City and now must work together to get them back while avoiding the jovially staunch Officer Keys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041444 +0000" stop="20261008043647 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harvest Dinner / Winner Winner - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Bill sends Tilly to the grocery store to go and get paprika for his stew. Feeling insulted for not being trusted, Gramma and Cricket rush out to try and beat Tilly at getting the ingredient. Meanwhile, Bill and Nancy try working together in the kitchen, but their methods are too different. / The Greens head to the community center so that Bill can get Gramma to try a zumba class. Tilly becomes fascinated with the trophy display and decides to earn one by working with the tough Community Sue and Cricket teams up with Remy, Kiki and Benny to see where a mysterious inaccessible door leads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043647 +0000" stop="20261008045846 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Bill / Cheap Snake - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Cricket and Tilly begin noticing that Bill is buying them expensive things and he keeps showing up at home very tired and sleepy. They follow him out one night and discover that he is now working at a call in center for energy drinks. Now, Cricket and Tilly must race Bill's new boss to free their dad. / Cricket is tired of having to plan things and convinces Remy that they need to do something radical and immediate. Cricket ends up buying a snake, named Snakey, who ends up becoming too much of a hassle for him. Cricket refuses to give up Snakey at the behest of Remy and Tilly until he begins eating the farm animals.</desc>
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    <title>Hiya Henry / People Watching - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Big Coffee is hosting a talent show and Cricket convinces Tilly to join. She ends up finding a ventriloquist dummy that she names Henry. Everyone loves Henry except for Cricket who cannot stand its off putting appearance and small doll hands. Now Cricket must get rid of Henry without hurting Tilly's feelings. / The whole Green Family is relaxing out in the streets of Big City watching strangers pass by. Nancy then suggests that they play the people watching game where they spot a stranger and make up stories about them. Everyone is having fun except for Bill who cannot come up with anything creative and just bores the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052044 +0000" stop="20261008054243 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Dance / Green Streets - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It is Valentine's Day and everyone is falling in love, except for Cricket who despises romance. However, things change when he spots Garbiella and suddenly cannot stop thinking about her. Meanwhile, Tilly tries to become Cupid and Nancy and Gramma start disagreeing over their chaperoning skills. / Cricket is frustrated by the garbage he finds lying around on his street and enlists the help of Officer Keys to apprehend the litter bug. Cricket decides to change Keys to his usual cheery self into a serious and tough cop, but unfortunately Keys goes after him when he turns out to be the litter bug culprit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054243 +0000" stop="20261008060441 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurty Tooth / Sleepover Sisters - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Cricket's tooth begins hurting, so Bill drags him and Tilly to the dentist to get a check up. Cricket refuses to get his tooth pulled by Dr. Enamel in accords to Gramma's usual accusations. Meanwhile, Tilly tries to get a tooth for the tooth fairy and Bill tries to spot the difference in a magazine. / Tilly and Andromeda want to feel closer so they have a sleepover at the latter's house. Upon reading a story, the two decide to stay up late at night to acquire psychic powers. This leaves Cricket to have the bedroom to himself, but he finds he cannot sleep without Tilly's snoring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060441 +0000" stop="20261008062640 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trailer Trouble / Mansion Madness - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Cricket and Tilly head to Nancy's for Mom Night where they can have as much fun as they want. However, Nancy's old biker gang, the Stingers, arrive and steal her trailer for betraying them. Now, Nancy, Cricket and Tilly must race their leader, Skids, for the return of Nancy's only home. / While Remy is away with his family, Cricket is tasked with feeding Snakey. The rest of the Greens come and decide to make themselves at home, but get into trouble when Tilly poses as a rich heiress for the neighbors, Bill goes for a joyride in a jalopy and Gramma gets lost in the mansion's long hallways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062640 +0000" stop="20261008064838 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Park Pandemonium / Cricket's Biscuits - S01E53</title>
    <desc>When Gramma abandons Tilly at the park, it becomes granddaughter versus grandma in a battle of pride as they try to make the other jealous with replacements. Meanwhile, Bill tries to be cool with a couple of youths and Cricket teams up with a playground designer to make the most dangerous playground. / After Cricket and Tilly get injured, Gramma makes her famous Feel Better Biscuits which immediately make the kids feel good. They want more, but Gramma refuses. Bill tells them that she only makes them when they are injured. After failing to fool Gramma, they decide to outright steal the recipe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064838 +0000" stop="20261008071037 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skunked / Axin' Saxon - S01E55</title>
    <desc>As the patrons of Big Coffee celebrate their local hero Mark, Cricket plots to become a hero himself. He gathers a trio of skunks to invade the café so that he can swoop in and save everyone from the stinky vermin. However, Cricket's plan does not go as planned and soon he puts himself and the patrons in danger. / While Bill, Cricket and Remy go fishing, Nancy stays at home with Tilly to bond with her. Things go horribly wrong when Nancy accidentally destroys Saxon, Tilly's sack doll, in the wash. Believing that Gramma is to blame, Tilly seeks revenge on her while Nancy struggles to tell Tilly the truth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071037 +0000" stop="20261008073235 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cricket's Place / Volunteer Tilly - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Cricket narrates a story about when he and Remy got fed up with being told what to do by grownups. They decide to purchase an apartment (situated next to the Green residence) and do nothing, but throw parties everyday. However, Cricket and Remy begin to see that living by yourself with no discipline is not the greatest. / Tilly is invited by Brett to volunteer at the animal shelter and starts living in paradise with the numerous animals that stay there. However, she cannot resist the temptation of keeping the pets to herself especially when people come to adopt them. Meanwhile, Cricket and Gramma pull pranks on Bill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073235 +0000" stop="20261008074338 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cricket's Kapowie! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Cricket earns a role in Big Coffee's new TV commercial but loses his confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Car Trouble - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bill trades his pickup in for a cutting-edge electric car, but gets more than he bargained for.</desc>
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    <title>Kill Me - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Living the Dream - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Once Bitten - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Girls Are Horny Too - S01E05</title>
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    <title>I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Am I Normal? - S02E01</title>
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    <title>What Is It About Boobs? - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Shame Wizard - S02E03</title>
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    <title>The Planned Parenthood Show - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An argument in sex ed class turns into a skit-tastic journey through the worlds of Planned Parenthood, contraceptives and STDs.</desc>
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    <title>Guy Town - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While helping Greg move into a seedy bachelor complex, the boys and their dads debate what women want -- and what it means to be a man.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Side of the Boob - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Smooch or Share - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Nick tries to lighten the mood at the sleepover with a new twist on Truth or Dare. The Shame Wizard meets his match. Jessi vows to change her ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Department of Puberty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After traveling through a magic portal to puberty headquarters, Nick seeks out a new Hormone Monster and Jessi bonds with the Depression Kitty.</desc>
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    <title>Perfect Day - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Ain't No Mountain High Enough - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin Wenstob negotiates a deal with a big new customer who drives a hard bargain. Erik struggles to fix the mill’s broken log loader and Sarah catches an interloper at the mill.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge Over Troubled Water - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Logger Kevin Wenstob's best day ever turns into his worst, when a sudden disaster threatens to shut down his timber claim and his sawmill.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Rock My Boat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin faces disasters everywhere; his logging operation is shut down, his main client threatens to walk, and he locks horns with his right-hand man.</desc>
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    <title>Should I Stay or Should I Go Now - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sink or Swim - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin and his wife Sarah take on a special order. They need to find a one-in-a-million fir tree for a sailing school that's rebuilding a rare replica of a 1778-era schooner. It's a task that puts the skills of Kevin and his right-hand man Coleman to the test, as everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Gonna Build a Mountain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Logger Kevin Wenstob finds himself in a battle of wills against an opposing crew trying to thwart his plans to expand his sawmill.</desc>
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    <title>Have You Ever Seen the Rain - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Thunder and lightning threaten logger Kevin Wenstob's crew as they shift into high gear on his high mountain timber claim.</desc>
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    <title>Hazy Shade of Winter - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Logger Kevin Wenstob gets terrible news as his crew struggles to bring the last of their 200 truckloads of logs off the mountain before winter shuts them down.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Fun in the Summertime - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Spring is here, and with just weeks to finish logging before he has to give his timber claim back, Kevin invests money he doesn’t have on big plans to get the job done - but when everything starts to go wrong, he’s not sure he’ll make his deadline.</desc>
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    <title>Best Laid Plans - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As the clock counts down on the end of Kevin's timber claim, he pulls out all the stops and calls in favours from friends and family to get every last log off the mountainside before it's too late.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Rides - S04E08</title>
    <desc>James buys a motorcycle to try to impress Lucy; Kendall teaches Jo how to drive a stick-shift; Carlos and Logan hold on to a childhood treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Tests - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Logan brings Carlos along to the MCAT test as his good luck charm; James becomes obsessed with relationship quizzes.</desc>
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    <desc>The boys have been approached by two huge companies that are interested in expanding the BTR brand a little farther.</desc>
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    <desc>At a party at Rocque Records, celebrating the release of their third studio album, Griffin asks the boys about which one of them is going to leave Big Time Rush and break out.</desc>
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    <desc>It’s the Tween Choice Awards, and BTR is nominated and booked to close the show! However, their night is in jeopardy when the guys uncover an evil plan to brainwash the audience.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Crib - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The boys are not thrilled with their boring apartment at the Palm Woods and hatch a plan to improve it when Gustavo creates a fun "fake" living area for them on a soundstage for an upcoming EPK shoot. The guys enlist the help of all their friends at Palm Woods to move all the cool games and gadgets from the set to their apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Bad Boy - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Big Time Love Song - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Big Time Mansion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gustavo goes away for a few days to check out a new boyband called "The Windmills", the guys "mansion sit" for him much to Gustavo's dismay. After much discussion with Kelly, Gustavo allows the boys to "mansion sit" but they must follow his rules or else they are fired. Once at the mansion the guys think it will be an easy task, but what seems like a task they can handle soon turns into a "big time disaster" as things don't go according to plan. Meanwhile with Kendall and the guys away, Mrs Knight starts to fell less needed by her children, so Katie decides to help her mother out by pretending to be sick.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Photo Shoot - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Big Time Break - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Big Time Demos - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Big Time Party - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When the boys find out they are not invited to their own party at Rocque Records, they decide to throw their own in the Palm Woods, since Mrs. Knight and Katie are off to San Diego, even though Mr. Bitters does not allow it. They call the party a 'social gathering', since there is no rule forbidding them, and the boys agree on only inviting 3 friends each. Kendall invites Jo, as his 'guest-friend-person-thing', while James invites the 3 hottest girls on his phone. It is unknown who Logan invited. Carlos cannot decide and ends up inviting the first 3 contacts on his phone and one of them is 'All Contacts' (Carlos thought it was "Al Contacts", thus inviting his whole phone). During the "social gathering," everybody in Carlos phone is now in the party which causes a big problem. Soon, Bitters is hunting for their party, so Kendall and Jo try to stop him before the boys get "3 strikes" and are thrown out of the Palm Woods. Both Camille and Mercedes arrive at the party trying to spend some time with Logan which causes a problem for him.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Jobs - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The boys have been breaking things while having too much fun at the Palm Woods and Gustavo has had enough. Rather than covering for them, Gustavo decides to teach the guys a lesson by making them get jobs to pay off the damages.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Blogger - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The boys must impress a well-known blogger, Deke whose words can control their career. They are going to be spending a "Day with Deke" very soon, so Gustavo hires people to train the boys to have a good "Day with Deke". When the interview starts, 5 minutes later, Deke writes a bad review, and the boys must figure out how to change his mind about them for a good review before he posts it through a series of traps. Meanwhile, Gustavo gets a "Scuttlebutter" account and sends out a Scutbut that he hate Brussels, the capital of Belgium. (He meant to type that he hates Brussel Sprouts)</desc>
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    <title>Shortcut Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Splash and Pecky put their friends in danger when they rush through an important job.</desc>
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    <title>Teamwork Topping - S01E08</title>
    <desc>There's chaos at Russell's eatery when a delicious secret gets out.</desc>
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    <title>Ping Pong Ding Dong - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Pecky learns how to be a leader when Major Prickles takes the day off.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret Guide - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Super Pig - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Tricks invents a supersuit to stop Mr. Pig from having so many accidents.</desc>
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    <title>Making a Splash - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Plumbing whiz Splash saves the day at the soda factory.</desc>
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    <title>Flame Says No - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Flame decides to say "yes" to everything.</desc>
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    <desc>A confidence-boosting voice box works so well that it completely changes Tricks' personality.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pecky - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Stripes teaches an impatient Pecky how to slow down and take her time.</desc>
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    <title>Parade Pop! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Disaster's in the air when gusty winds blow the city's annual balloon parade off course.</desc>
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    <title>Power Struggle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The crew works up a sweat to power a pop star's concert.</desc>
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    <title>Race Rescue - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Secret Inspection Day - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The gang works together to get Major Prickles out of a mess.</desc>
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    <title>Cake Escape - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Major Prickles announces his retirement — but the crew still needs him!</desc>
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    <desc>A TV news anchor shadows Big Tree City Rescue and captures everything on camera.</desc>
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    <title>Shortcut Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Splash and Pecky put their friends in danger when they rush through an important job.</desc>
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    <title>Teamwork Topping - S01E08</title>
    <desc>There's chaos at Russell's eatery when a delicious secret gets out.</desc>
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    <title>Ping Pong Ding Dong - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Pecky learns how to be a leader when Major Prickles takes the day off.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret Guide - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kit starts using a secret answer book to solve all of her problems.</desc>
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    <title>The Marijuana Episode - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bill visits a cannabis dispensary in Hollywood and takes a trip through hemp history. Kevin Smith and other panelists weigh weed's pros and cons.</desc>
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    <title>Your Computer Is Under Attack - S02E02</title>
    <desc>From phishing to malware, Bill uncovers the scams that steal our data. Steve-O talks about the time he exposed himself â€¦ to hackers.</desc>
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    <title>We Suck at Sleeping - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In search of better sleep, correspondents seek out NASA scientists and a professional cuddler. Bill busts myths about naps, dreams and turkey.</desc>
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    <title>Sex, Drugs and Superbugs - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bill spreads bad news about antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea and other superbugs. Comedian Ali Wong stops by the studio for a glow-in-the-dark demo.</desc>
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    <title>Extinction: Why All Our Friends Are Dying - S02E05</title>
    <desc>OK Go and Drew Carey help Bill explain extinction, and the panel reveals how scientists could one day bring extinct species back to life.</desc>
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    <title>How to Travel Through Time - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bill breaks down the science of time travel with guests Zach Braff, retired astronaut Scott Kelly and the minds behind "Star Trek" and "Lost."</desc>
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    <title>Cheating Death - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As Bill breaks down the science of aging, his correspondents try bizarre beauty treatments and learn how spinach could transform organ transplants. Spoiler Alert: We're all going to die. But controversial technologies-like stem cells, head transplants, and 3D-printed organs-are extending our lives. We can really drag this thing out if we want to, but do we really want to live forever?</desc>
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    <title>Surviving in a World Without Water - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Derek Muller discovers why Mexico City is sinking, Nazeem Hussain tests his desert survival skills, and Bill has a drink with a "water sommelier".</desc>
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    <title>The Addiction Episode - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bill explains how addiction changes the brain, comedian Maria Bamford shares her struggles, and Cara Santa Maria visits a research lab casino.</desc>
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    <title>Recipes From The Future - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Karlie Kloss tours Japanese farms that grow produce without soil to save water and space. Back in the studio, Margaret Cho samples meat made in a lab.</desc>
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    <title>Evolution: The Fact of Life - S03E05</title>
    <desc>In London, mutated mosquitos make a meal of Derek Muller. Comedian Paul F. Tompkins helps Bill burst a common myth about evolution.</desc>
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    <title>What Is Your Pet Really Thinking? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Other creatures may think and feel the way humans do.</desc>
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    <title>Earth Is a Hot Mess - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bill calls out climate change deniers, breaks down the science of global warming and explains how we can make the planet a cooler place to live.</desc>
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    <title>Cannonade - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Prince revamps the team in his image with mixed results, leading him to question if he wants to keep any of them at all. Chuck, clearing his head upstate, leads a crusade against a local blue blood. Meanwhile, Wags, Wendy and Taylor all try to wrap their heads around their new positions under Prince.</desc>
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    <title>Lyin' Eyes - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Prince instructs the trading floor on a new play but is met with skepticism. Taylor and Wendy try to nail down Prince’s intentions, while Wags struggles to hide a conflict of interest. Meanwhile, Chuck decides to go after the entire billionaire class, first tackling the plight of the New York City doormen.</desc>
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    <title>STD - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Prince works to secure a key supporter in his bid for the games but faces an unexpected challenge when news leaks that another player is honing in on the NYC bid. Chuck investigates a mysterious run on the NYAG land bank. Taylor is forced to weigh a different kind of cost when old friends get caught in a business crossfire.</desc>
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    <title>Burn Rate - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Facing political headwinds against the Olympic Games, Prince turns to Wendy for help. Meanwhile, Scooter and Wags must work together to help secure the games. Taylor chases a holy grail play and Sacker makes a big decision.</desc>
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    <title>Rock of Eye - S06E05</title>
    <desc>With a new player at Prince Cap, the trading floor scrambles to stake out their turf. Meanwhile, Taylor makes a huge bet on a risky play and Chuck tries to bring home a worthy case but encounters an unexpected challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Hostis Humani Generis - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After a donation to the city of New York puts a strain on the firm, Prince must find fresh capital. Despite skepticism from his team, Chuck searches for a way to undermine Prince’s largesse. Sacker and a competitor size each other up.</desc>
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    <title>Napoleon's Hat - S06E07</title>
    <desc>As the Commission's announcement draws near, Prince must decide just how far he'll go to secure his bid. Chuck, determined to find wrongdoing in Prince's pursuit of the games, follows a lead. Mase Carb develops a new algorithm, and Taylor uses it to their advantage. Chuck and Wendy reconnect.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Ugly - S06E08</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the Commission's decision, Prince encourages his team to find new investments, and Wendy prepares for the future. Feeling pressure from Philip, Taylor goes all-in on a questionable play. Rian, eager to escape work stress, comes to an unlikely arrangement with Wags. Meanwhile, Chuck uses New York politics to his advantage.</desc>
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    <title>On the Run - S03E22</title>
    <desc>To search for a life of her own, Jaime resigns from the OSI and then flees for her life when the government tries to confine her to a compound for retired agents.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome Home, Jaime (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Industrialist Carlton Harris has discovered Jaime's bionic powers and arranges several secret "tests" so that he can film her in action. When Oscar realizes what is happening, he arranges a "falling out" with Jaime so that she can go to work for Carlton, who is suspected of selling government secrets. While stealing secrets for Carlton in an effort to gather evidence against him, Jaime befriends the industrialist's son, Donald, a law student who is bothered by his father's illegal activities.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome Home, Jaime (2) - S01E02</title>
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Industrialist Carlton Harris has discovered Jaime's bionic powers and arranges several secret "tests" so that he can film her in action. When Oscar realizes what is happening, he arranges a "falling out" with Jaime so that she can go to work for Carlton, who is suspected of selling government secrets. While stealing secrets for Carlton in an effort to gather evidence against him, Jaime befriends the industrialist's son, Donald, a law student who is bothered by his father's illegal activities</desc>
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    <title>Angel of Mercy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jaime is sent to Costa Brava with helicopter pilot Jack Starkey to rescue the American ambassador. Starkey resents Jamie's presence because she is a female, but she soon proves herself to the pilot. The rescue becomes complicated when the ambassador's wife is trapped in a collapsed building, and they are joined by a local boy whose parents were killed.</desc>
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    <title>A Thing of the Past - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jaime tries  to help a  school bus driver  who has been hiding-out in Ojai for years, and is now being  tracked-down by underworld leaders who know that he once witnessed a crime.</desc>
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    <title>Claws - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jaime, left in charge of Susan Victor's  wild animal ranch, tries to save the life of a pet lion that is being stalked by irate ranchers.</desc>
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    <title>The Deadly Missiles - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jaime is sent  to investigate  her friend J.T. Conners after an unarmed  missile is  launched from his estate while the U.S. missile warning system was jammed.</desc>
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    <title>Bionic Beauty - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Oscar enters Jaime as a contestant in the Miss United States Pageant in  order to uncover an espionage operation that is endangering American security plans.</desc>
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    <title>Jaime's Mother - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jaime's  mother has  supposedly returned  from the dead for a last visit with Jaime in Ojai knowing that foreign agents are  after her and that her visit endangers Jaime's life.</desc>
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    <title>Hong Kong - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Andrew samples snake bile, turtle-jelly soup and medicinal bug tea when he visits Hong Kong, the center for traditional Chinese medicine.</desc>
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    <title>Hungary - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Andrew explores old and new food traditions in Hungary. He attends an outdoor feast with a Romani family and meets an acclaimed chef who puts a modern twist on traditional Hungarian favorites.</desc>
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    <title>Hungary - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Andrew explores old and new food traditions in Hungary. He attends an outdoor feast with a Romani family and meets an acclaimed chef who puts a modern twist on traditional Hungarian favorites.</desc>
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    <title>Chengdu - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The host tours Chengdu, capital of China's Sichuan province, known for its spicy cuisine. Featured eats include boiling chili and volcano-rabbit head.</desc>
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    <title>Chengdu - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The host tours Chengdu, capital of China's Sichuan province, known for its spicy cuisine. Featured eats include boiling chili and volcano-rabbit head.</desc>
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    <title>Indonesia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Andrew visits Indonesia, a tropical paradise where modern life is still influenced by ancient rituals, and food is at the core of centuries old traditions. He explores the culture and cuisine by drinking cobra blood, feasting on water buffalo entrails and more.</desc>
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    <title>Indonesia - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Andrew visits Indonesia, a tropical paradise where modern life is still influenced by ancient rituals, and food is at the core of centuries old traditions. He explores the culture and cuisine by drinking cobra blood, feasting on water buffalo entrails and more.</desc>
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    <title>Taste of the Tropics - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Andrew explores tropical locations closest to home: The Caribbean and the Americas. The region is melting pot of European, West African and Amerindian cultures. The rich bend is visible in the architecture, music, and especially the food.</desc>
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    <title>Taste of the Tropics - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Andrew explores tropical locations closest to home: The Caribbean and the Americas. The region is melting pot of European, West African and Amerindian cultures. The rich bend is visible in the architecture, music, and especially the food.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Kalahari - S05E14</title>
    <desc>In South Africa's Kalahari Desert, the host dines on giant porcupine and scavenged jewel beetles. Later, he's served zebra near Johannesburg.</desc>
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    <title>Travel Writer - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Manny organises a travel-writing festival and invites a charming explorer to talk about his adventures. Fran soon falls for his twinkling eyes and lavish hair, leaving Manny ragingly jealous. Meanwhile, Bernard hires an assassin to solve a financial problem with his neighbour.</desc>
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    <title>Party - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Fed up with being stuck in the dusty old bookshop on a Friday night, and with the hopes of meeting a delectable young lady at a party, Manny and Fran persuaded Bernard to attend a party. After a night of heavy drinking, a very sloshed Bernard has a nasty surprise waiting for him.</desc>
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    <title>Cooking the Books - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bernard’s dodgy accountant has to go on the run, leaving him ill prepared to fill out his own tax return. In fact Bernard would rather do anything than fill it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011517 +0000" stop="20261008013736 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manny's First Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Manny’s help with the tax return Bernard is persuaded to hire him in the shop. Unfortunately he actually sells some books, much to Bernard’s annoyance.</desc>
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    <title>Grapes of Wrath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bernard and Manny accept a house-sitting job to get away from their new cleaner. They also drink some wine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020110 +0000" stop="20261008022455 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackout - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A hyper, coffee fueled Manny is mistaken for a policeman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022455 +0000" stop="20261008024947 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Lock-Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The shop gets a new security system that no-one can work.</desc>
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    <title>He's Leaving Home - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Manny runs away from the bookshop into the arms of a beard loving photographer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031404 +0000" stop="20261008033820 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Entertainer - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Fran buys a piano and starts taking lessons, discovering she has no talent whatsoever - meanwhile Bernard falls in love and tries desperately to impress her. Between them, they con Manny into throwing away a hard-earned break to help them out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033820 +0000" stop="20261008040239 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fever - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As the temperature creeps slowly towards 88 degrees, Manny desperately seeks out new ways to stay cool, lest he trigger his "Dave syndrome." Meanwhile an unsympathetic Bernard falls hopelessly in love with Fran's new neighbour, who is unknowingly taking over Fran's apartment.</desc>
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    <title>The Fixer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bernard and Manny need to teach a psychotic ex-con to read in three days after agreeing to host his reading and book-signing in the shop. Fran gets a new job and all seems to be going well until some miscommunication when Manny calls in a favour...</desc>
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    <title>Blood - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Manny is drawn into a competing bookstore by its customer-friendly atmosphere, he convinces Bernard the shop needs an overhaul. Fran makes use of the shop's improved facilities to track down her relatives, but is not entirely happy with what she finds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045041 +0000" stop="20261008051459 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello Sun - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fran starts spending time with a new-age friend to try and wind down while Bernard and Manny are having another fight. Bernard believes Manny is a psychopath and sends him to a therapist, where he unlocks a confidence he never knew he had.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051459 +0000" stop="20261008053920 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nice Change - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bernard and Manny can't hear themselves argue because the shop next door is undergoing some round-the-clock construction. The noise drives Bernard, Manny and Fran up the wall. So Fran suggests a holiday. Bernard and Manny find baggage in her luggage. There's nothing in the crisp packet and Manny's pants aren't that easy to fold. Will the customer crack the system? What happens on the riverboat? Just how many monkeys are missing in Canada?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053920 +0000" stop="20261008060441 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manny Come Home - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Fran returns from a vacation in Cornwall to discover Manny has resigned and Bernard is living amongst piles of his own filth and dead badgers. Manny has taken up work at the new bookstore next to Black Books, where he must contend with a new, and possibly even more demanding manager, played by Simon Pegg.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060441 +0000" stop="20261008062839 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elephants and Hens - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It is International Children's Book Week, and Bernard and Manny decide to write their own kids' classic and retire on the proceeds. Fran is off on a hen weekend, but still finds a way to fall out with Bernard and Manny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062839 +0000" stop="20261008065313 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moo-ma and Moo-pa - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Manny is panicking about the impending visit of his parents - Fran blackmails Bernard into letting them stay by threatening to tell Manny Bernard has been screening his calls to keep him from going anywhere. When Manny's parents arrive however, the duo are forced to corroborate some slightly embellished details from Manny's letters home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065313 +0000" stop="20261008071745 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Flutter - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Manny places a bet on the Grand National for Bernard who immediately becomes addicted to the thrill of gambling having previously expressed no interest. But his losses mount, and he starts borrowing gambling funds from increasingly scary people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071745 +0000" stop="20261008074201 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travel Writer - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Manny organises a travel-writing festival and invites a charming explorer to talk about his adventures. Fran soon falls for his twinkling eyes and lavish hair, leaving Manny ragingly jealous. Meanwhile, Bernard hires an assassin to solve a financial problem with his neighbour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002212 +0000" stop="20261008004641 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Chance Encounter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ciel and Sebastian continue to pursue Jack the Ripper and come to a confrontation at the house of the latest victim, Mary Kelly. They discover that the murderer is a combination of Madam Red and Grell Sutcliff, her seemingly bumbling butler, who is actually a Reaper. While Sebastian is busy fighting Grell, Madam Red attempts to kill Ciel, but she sees her sister's face in his and is unable to do so. Grell kills Madam Red because of this and her life is played back before his eyes, as Reapers can see a person's memories as they die. It is revealed that she loved Ciel's father, but he chose Rachel, her sister, over her. Eventually, she found someone she loved and married him, and was to have a child, but an accident killed her husband and caused the doctors to have to abort her baby and take out her womb to save her life, rendering her infertile. When one of her patients came to her and asked for an abortion, claiming children were a nuisance, something in her snapped and she followed the patient later that night and killed her. It was then that she met Grell, and the two of them murdered people as Jack the Ripper since then. Sebastian is ordered by Ciel to kill Grell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004641 +0000" stop="20261008011111 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, at the Funeral - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sebastian ends Jack the Ripper's reign of terror. Later, Ciel and Sebastian attend Madam Red's funeral and visit the grave of Jack the Ripper's last victim.</desc>
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    <title>His Butler, Merrymaking - S01E07</title>
    <desc>By the command of the Queen, Ciel is to secure Houndsworth, a village controlled by a nobleman Henry Barrymore. The supposed resort that the company was in for is, in fact, a dark and dreary place inhabited by a demon dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013540 +0000" stop="20261008020009 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Training - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ciel and his servants confront the real demon dog of the village of Houndsworth and end up taking it home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020009 +0000" stop="20261008022438 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Phantom Image - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ciel assigns his servants to take a photo of Sebastian with a camera that reveals what is most precious to the subject that is not of this world (e.g., dead things). Sebastian evades their efforts over and over again effortlessly. In the end, Sebastian takes a photo of Ciel, who had fallen asleep at his desk, with Pluto behind him at the back window which leads to an amusing photograph that confuses the rest of the servants at the mansion. Sebastian later comments that it was an honor to learn that the thing Ciel most treasures that is not of this world is Sebastian himself. (Sebastian is a demon, therefore he is able to show up in the photo because he is not someone of the normal world). Later, Finny wonders how Sebastian can show up as he thinks that Sebastian is someone of this world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022438 +0000" stop="20261008024907 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ciel and Sebastian visit a festival held on the frozen Thames River and enter an ice-sculpting contest for the prize, a ring with a slice of blue diamond called the Shard of Hope, which is important evidence in an investigation by Scotland Yard into the kidnappings of several young girls. Sebastian creates an ice model of Noah's Ark, complete with animals inside, but the Shard of Hope is apparently lost in the river following a bombing incident. Meanwhile, Elizabeth desperately looks for a present for Ciel's birthday. She later discovers the Shard of Hope in a toy ship she has bought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024907 +0000" stop="20261008031337 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, However You Please - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Elizabeth becomes distraught and goes missing and Ciel and Sebastian head into the heart of London to search for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031337 +0000" stop="20261008033806 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Forlorn - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ciel finds Elizabeth in a tower and rescues her after a brief battle against Drocell. Sebastian does not pursue a strange puppet that seems to have controlled Drocell as its master is far away. Later, Elizabeth celebrates Ciel's 13th birthday with a party at the Phantomhive Estate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033806 +0000" stop="20261008040235 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Freeloader - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ciel begrudgingly lets Prince Soma and his butler, Agni, who arrived from India in search of someone, take up temporary residence at the Phantomhive Estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040235 +0000" stop="20261008042704 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Supremely Talented - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Agni is revealed to be working for someone and Prince Soma plans to find out why. Along the way, a new goal is set to compete in the Curry Festival against Agni. At the end, Queen Victoria appears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042704 +0000" stop="20261008045134 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Competing - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Queen Victoria attends the Curry Festival competition. Sebastian creates his curry with chocolate, Agni uses blue lobster, and another chef uses a mysterious spice that was given to him by Angela. Sebastian ends up winning with his curry bread, but the people who ate the curry with the mysterious spice become possessed and start attacking others. Sebastian and Agni fight them off and they are cured after a taste of Sebastian's curry bread. With the competition over, Prince Soma and Agni bid farewell to Ciel and Sebastian and return to their homeland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045134 +0000" stop="20261008051603 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, in an Isolated Castle - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ciel is informed that the abandoned Ludlow Castle that his estate owns is haunted by ghosts and the workers are too spooked to continue remodeling it into a hotel, so he and Sebastian head to the castle to investigate. There they encounter the ghosts of two princes who were assassinated four centuries ago, Edward V and his brother, Richard. Ciel plays a game of chess against Edward V to pass the night, but he loses and Edward claims Sebastian as his winnings. Alone, Ciel solves the mystery behind the princes. The ghosts of Edward V and Richard thank Ciel and Sebastian before departing for the afterlife, and the remodeling of Ludlow Castle resumes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051603 +0000" stop="20261008054032 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Offering - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Queen Victoria's butler informs Ciel that an abandoned monastery in rural Preston has been taken over by a cult that is possibly planning to overthrow the government, so Ciel and Sebastian head there to investigate with the Undertaker and Grell. They find that the cult uses a strange book known as the Doomsday Book to recruit new members and expose their pasts. Ciel is summoned one night and gets taken away by Angela, who reveals herself to be an angel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054032 +0000" stop="20261008060501 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Transmitted - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Angela uses Cinematic Record to force Ciel recall his painful past, including the events surrounding his parents' murder, but Ciel eventually rejects her attempt to rewrite his past. She then attempts to purify the members of the cult, but Sebastian, Grell, and William incapacitate her. Angela destroys the monastery and escapes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060501 +0000" stop="20261008062931 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Imprisoned - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The body of John Stanley, a man who worked under the Queen, is found murdered in the River Thames. The Queen orders Ciel to retrieve an item from Stanley's body. Ciel goes to Lau, who controls the area where Stanley's body was discovered, for information. Lau does not recognize the name, but mentions a new drug, Lady Blanc, the name of which reminds Ciel of Angela. A large amount of the illicit drug is later found in one of Ciel's warehouses. Lau and Ciel are charged with drug trafficking, but Lau escapes. Ciel is separated from Sebastian, who is taken to the Tower. It is revealed that orders for the arrest were given by the Queen through her butler, Ash, with the drugs planted as a pretext.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062931 +0000" stop="20261008065400 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Escaping - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sebastian is tortured in the Tower of London by guardsmen and Angela. Ciel continues to pursue Stanley's case on his own, though Abberline declares his allegiance with Ciel. Ciel frees Sebastian by summoning him through their contract, and together they manage to get onto Lau's junk. Sebastian duels against Ranmao as Ciel confronts Lau, who turns his dao on Ciel. Abberline intercepts in time to take a fatal blow for Ciel and subsequently dies from the wound before Ciel's eyes. Sebastian strikes a blow at Lau to prevent him from continuing to fight, and escapes from the sinking junk with his master.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065400 +0000" stop="20261008071829 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Engaging Servants - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Ciel's servants show off their hidden talents in an effort to cheer up their master and protect the Phantomhive Estate. Within the mansion, Ciel teaches Elizabeth about chess until sundown. The backgrounds of Maylene, Bard, and Finian are revealed in a series of flashbacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071829 +0000" stop="20261008074258 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Dissolution - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Ciel and Sebastian head off to the Exposition Universelle in Paris to meet Queen Victoria and become wrapped up in the festivities of the Expo. A taxidermy monkey suddenly springs to life and destroys the lighting equipment, so Sebastian makes Ciel escape ahead to an elevator in the Eiffel Tower. Inside he finds Queen Victoria waiting for him. The two arrive at the top of the tower, where the Queen reveals that Ash granted her youth. Sebastian and Ash engage in a duel, raining debris down onto people below, so Ciel calls Sebastian off to prevent hurting them, which angers Sebastian. The next morning Ciel realizes that Sebastian has left him alone at the hotel and is non-responsive to his summoning, so Ciel attempts to make his way back to London on his own. He barely makes it to the port, where he spends the night sleeping cold and hungry on the docks. Meanwhile at the Phantomhive Estate, Ash takes control of Pluto and sets the property around the mansion on fire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001912 +0000" stop="20261008004304 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Leaf Salute - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Thanks to Asta, Julius and Marx were able to undo the protection spell that was on the captives from the Eye of the Midnight Sun and ask them who the traitor among them was.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004304 +0000" stop="20261008010656 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Black Beach Story - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Entrusted with a mission by the Wizard King, Asta and the other Black Bulls head to Raquey, a place that’s surrounded by strong mana. With Captain Yami gone off somewhere, the other members decide to play around on the beach in their swimsuits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010656 +0000" stop="20261008013048 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Water Girl Grows Up - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Asta and Noelle train for their upcoming mission and meet a girl named Kahono, whose dream is to become an idol who can sing, dance, and use magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013048 +0000" stop="20261008015440 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Underwater Temple - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Because of Noelle’s hard work, the Black Bulls are able to get through the harsh mana currents and safely arrive at the Underwater Temple. Everyone is nervous, since they’ve never been here before, but the underwater people welcome them with open arms.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015440 +0000" stop="20261008021832 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temple Battle Royale - S01E43</title>
    <desc>The black bulls decide to go along with the Game presented within the Underwater Temple complex, 9 Fantastic Temple Priests leap into action against our heroes. Yami decides to drink with the Temple Master during the Event Until uninvited guests arrive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021832 +0000" stop="20261008024225 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pointlessly Direct Fireball and the Wild Lightning - S01E44</title>
    <desc>One of the members of the Third Eye, Vetto, appears at the Underwater Temple along with his underlings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024225 +0000" stop="20261008030617 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guy Who Doesn't Know When to Quit - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Magna, Luck, and Gio, the most powerful Underwater Temple mage, risk their lives fighting Vetto. Asta and Kahono’s older brother, Kiato, also arrive at the scene.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030617 +0000" stop="20261008033009 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awakening - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Kahono and Noelle reach Asta and the others. Noelle is astonished at how powerful Vetto is, but Kahono remains confident. She is the granddaughter of Gifso and cherishes everyone at the Underwater Temple, which she is willing to do anything to protect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033009 +0000" stop="20261008035401 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Only Weapon - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Despite being greatly injured in the battle against Vetto, Asta stands up to face him again. Seeing this, Vanessa and Finral come to assist Asta, too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035401 +0000" stop="20261008041753 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Despair vs. Hope - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Asta continues his attacks against Vetto with support from Vanessa and Finral. They finally manage to land a blow on Vetto, but it’s not very effective. Vanessa and Finral remember when they were younger and much weaker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041753 +0000" stop="20261008044145 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond Limits - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Asta’s sword finally manages to take down Vetto! But that was all a part of Vetto’s plan. He manages to steal Asta’s sword and break his arm. Vetto proudly proclaims victory, but Asta doesn’t give up hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044145 +0000" stop="20261008050537 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Battle, End of Despair - S01E50</title>
    <desc>The members of the Black Bulls all surpassed their limits and defeated a powerful enemy. They manage to safely get the magic stone and successfully complete their mission, and all the members other than Captain Yami go recuperate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050537 +0000" stop="20261008052929 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proof of Rightness - S01E51</title>
    <desc>After Captain Yami saved the Black Bulls in the Underwater Temple, Yami and Asta return the stone to the Wizard King and report what happened when suddenly a large enemy force arrives at one of the Clover border cities near the Diamond Kingdom... a Great Enemy has appeared, but the Golden Dawn Magical Knights Squad is rushing in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052929 +0000" stop="20261008055325 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whoever's Strongest Wins - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Golden Dawn continue fighting the Diamond forces. The Diamonds soon realize they are about to be overpowered when William uses his world tree magic, basically ending the fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055325 +0000" stop="20261008061721 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Mask - S01E53</title>
    <desc>During the attack on the Clover Kingdom by the Diamond Kingdom, Yami saves the captain of the Golden Dawn, William Vangeance, from Lotus's attack. Yami then asks William a question that's been on his mind for quite some time. Meanwhile, Asta runs into Yuno in Kiten and they are confronted by Finral's younger half-brother, Langris. Langris was always beaming with potential and joined the elite Magic Knight Squad of the Golden Dawn and became the vice-captain. He also despises his older brother Finral and considers him a total failure. Langris mocks his brother as well as the other Black Bulls and Finral finally stands up to him...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061721 +0000" stop="20261008064117 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Again - S01E54</title>
    <desc>After Kiten is successfully protected Yami introduces Asta to a recovery mage named Owen that works directly under the Wizard King so he can get his arms healed. Owen is known as the most powerful recovery mage in the Clover Kingdom, but Asta's arms were in a horrific condition. Finral happens to walk by the room when Owen tells Asta something about his injury, and then he tells the rest of the Black Bulls, who are shocked. The Black Bulls go to check on Asta and see that he's still not discouraged at the bad news, and they all come to a decision...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064117 +0000" stop="20261008070513 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Named Fanzell - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Asta first met Fanzell Kruger shortly after he received his grimoire. He runs into him while training with his new anti-magic sword.  Fanzell uses wind magic and is able to turn wind into a sword so he helps Asta train. One day while they’re in the forest, someone comes for Fanzell’s life..</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070513 +0000" stop="20261008072909 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Named Fanzell, Continued - S01E56</title>
    <desc>A few months after being trained by Fanzell, he suddenly shows up at the Black Bulls' base. Fanzell recognized Noelle's staff and wanted to ask her about it. It was created by his fiancee, Domina, and he was thankful to find another clue as to her whereabouts. But then, more assassins who are after Fanzell also appear at the Black Bulls' base...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072909 +0000" stop="20261008075305 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infiltration - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Noelle and Finral go to visit Asta's sword instructor, Fanzell, in hopes that he'd know a way to fix Asta's arms. Fanzell's fiancee, Domina, tells them that the Queen of Witches in the Witches' Forest should be able to dispel ancient curses, so they go to visit her. They eventually get Asta as well as Mariella to tag along and Domina leads them to the forest. However an incident occurs and their infiltration soon gets found out. They manage to bust into the Queen of Witches's mansion, but she already had a prior guest. It was Vanessa, who also came from the Witches' Forest just like Domina...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003817 +0000" stop="20261008013816 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Bogey on the Ninth - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Kate and Florence return to the UK to locate a final missing item from Eve Ashby's case file against Patrice Ganimana. But someone is ahead of them, stopping at nothing to kill and terrorise his way to this key piece of missing evidence. Meanwhile Michael in the UK, Alice Munezero in Rwanda, and Eunice Clayton in the US, all believe the time has finally come to reveal the truth about a long-buried crime - which will in turn expose Kate to a dark, shocking truth about her own past, and which may destroy her relationship with Michael forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013816 +0000" stop="20261008023719 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forgiving Earth - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Michael works to expose an intricate conspiracy in London, Kate travels alone to Africa seeking the truth about her personal history.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023719 +0000" stop="20261008033559 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Other News - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As a child, Kate Ashby was rescued from the horrific aftermath of the Rwandan genocide. She was adopted and brought up in Britain by Eve Ashby, a world-class international lawyer. Kate has long struggled to escape the shadow of her past, but is now returning to work as a legal investigator in the same chambers as Eve, under leading international lawyer Michael Ennis. Kate and Eve's relationship is strained to breaking point when a controversial militia leader, who had once fought to stop the genocide, is captured in the Democratic Republic of Congo, and Eve takes on his prosecution at the International Criminal Court.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033559 +0000" stop="20261008043534 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking at the Past - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eve's case prosecuting Simon Nyamoya begins at the International Criminal Court, but a shocking incident changes everything. To try and uncover the truth behind these events, Michael Ennis launches a new case and turns to Kate for help. They will be defending Alice Munezero, a Rwandan government official and an old friend of Michael and Eve's. Alice stands accused of a historic war crime - the murder of a French priest in Rwanda in 1994.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043534 +0000" stop="20261008053424 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost in Name - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Still struggling with grief, Kate works with Michael to defend Alice Munezero from the charges laid against her in France. As shadowy forces try to prevent the truth being unearthed, Kate faces threats to her personal safety. Meanwhile Michael struggles with his health back in London. Can they both continue forward to gain an acquittal for Alice?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053424 +0000" stop="20261008063303 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bowl of Cornflakes - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Kate and Michael finish their work on Alice's case in France but are shocked when an indicted Rwandan and Congolese war criminal, Patrice Ganimana, implicated in the Genocide, arrives in the UK. Excited by the chance to prosecute him, Michael is unsettled to learn that an old rival is handling his defence. Meanwhile this new arrival prompts Alice Munezero to delay her own return to Rwanda. As difficulties multiply for an extradition of Ganimana to the International Criminal Court, Kate and Michael's relationship begins to fray.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063303 +0000" stop="20261008073251 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eyes of the Devil - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Blake Gaines, who has been handling Patrice Ganimana's defence, seems to be in danger of falling foul of those paying his legal fees, while Alice Munezero tells Michael for the first time of her connection to Rwanda president Bibi Mundanzi. Kate's rift with Michael deepens and she becomes increasingly driven to help the Rwandan government as it tries to extradite Ganimana to face justice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000900 +0000" stop="20261008002900 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fried Green Tomatoes - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The gang is ready to quit the garden when they find the weed in the garden has failed, but they discover an abundance of "miracle" green tomatoes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002900 +0000" stop="20261008005004 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Thy Enemy (1) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The gang bottle and sell their green tomato sauce and Ms. Tudi makes peace with the CCSWC.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005004 +0000" stop="20261008010850 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Shoe Drops - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Travyon forays into documentary filmmaking and discovers a saboteur pouring bleach in the garden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010850 +0000" stop="20261008012720 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Thy Enemy (2) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The complex is in shambles thanks to Vic and Lloyd.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012720 +0000" stop="20261008014945 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gangsta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jesus decides to reunite with his friends from the "hood"</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014945 +0000" stop="20261008021116 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WTFWBJD - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Jesus is on the run, the gang is left to ponder what would Black Jesus do in their shoes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021116 +0000" stop="20261008023252 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Room for Jesus - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jesus returns to Compton in search of a place to stay, but becomes concerned about Fish, who appears to be returning to a life of crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023252 +0000" stop="20261008025505 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jesus Gonna Get His - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jesus and the gang take on the Church of Jesus Christ in Compton; they plan to teach its corrupt preacher a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025505 +0000" stop="20261008031658 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Witness - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Vic misinterprets the gang's latest hustle as terrorist activity, he gears up to wage a one-man war against them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031658 +0000" stop="20261008033715 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hands of God - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jesus joins Ms. Tudi in her latest money-making scheme, a mobile spa van charging for Holy foot massages. The hustle puts Fish in an awkward position when Tudi soon decides it better to sell Fish's "gift of sexiness" instead.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Tasty Tudi's - S02E05</title>
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    <desc>Vic plunges into sin courtesy of Lloyd's estranged wife. Meanwhile, the gang shoots a music video for Boonie's latest track, "Side Bitches".</desc>
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    <title>A Very Special Christmas in Compton - S02E11</title>
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    <title>The Compton Carter - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Vatican Guys - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Parole Officer - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The parole officer for Jesus, a friendly white dude that just wants to make the world a better place, witnesses proof of Jesus' divinity, has a spiritual upheaval and decides to stop going to work and follow Jesus.</desc>
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    <title>Operation SHUT'EMDOWN - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Boonie Christ - S03E05</title>
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    <title>The Book of Secrets: Chapter One: Prodigal Son - S02E11</title>
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    <desc>When Anissa returns to work at the clinic, she meets a domestic violence victim who motivates her to take action. Meanwhile, Gambi makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Joan Is Awful - S06E01</title>
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    <title>The Cold - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Prelude - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No good deed goes unpunished in a zombie apocalypse: The tables turn for Rose, Sun, Spears and Anna. The winter brings snow - and fresh horrors.</desc>
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    <desc>After the Scarlet Pimpernel gets high praises Blackadder makes a bet that he can go to France and rescue aristocrats, too.</desc>
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    <title>Sense and Senility - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Amy and Amiability - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After Parliament cuts off the Prince's money he decides to marry a rich lady who obtains her money by moonlighting as a notorious highwayman.</desc>
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    <title>Duel and Duality - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Duke of Wellington has challenged the Prince to a duel for seducing his daughters and the Prince offers Blackadder anything he wants to take his place.</desc>
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    <title>Captain Cook - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Blackadder tries painting and cooking as ploys to avoid the scheduled big push out of the trenches.</desc>
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    <title>Corporal Punishment - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Edmund is sentenced to death by firing squad for shooting and eating the General's favorite messenger pigeon.</desc>
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    <title>Major Star - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Blackadder grabs yet another opportunity to return to England by organizing a morale-raising music hall show, including Baldrick's Charlie Chaplin impersonation and George's appearance as a lady songstress who captures the General's heart.</desc>
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    <title>Private Plane - S04E04</title>
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    <title>General Hospital - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Blackadder is assigned to find the spy working out of the hospital.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbyeee - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Blackadder tries everything he can think of to get sent back to England when orders come in to go over the top in the first charge against the Germans since 1914.</desc>
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    <title>The Foretelling - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After arriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund kills King Richard III (whom he thinks is stealing his horse) and secures the crown for his father.</desc>
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    <title>Born to Be King - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With his father away at the Crusades, Edmund comes up with a plan to prove his brother is illegitimate, thus making him Prince Regent.</desc>
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    <title>The Archbishop - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Queen of Spain's Beard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The King decides that Edmund should marry a Spanish Princess, who Edmund finds unattractive, in order to secure a treaty between Spain and England which will allow an invasion of France.</desc>
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    <title>Jack's First Stand - S07E15</title>
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    <desc>Bow and Dre let their competitive streaks out during their family game night and things escalate when they place a bet. Meanwhile, Junior and Olivia are at a turning point in their relationship when one person says “I love you.”</desc>
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    <desc>Against the warnings of Dre and his coworkers, Junior is resolute about his decision to move in with Olivia. They go on an apartment hunt together, but tensions rise when Olivia compares Junior to Dre. Meanwhile, Bow challenges Dre to get comfortable being alone.</desc>
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    <title>My Dinner with Andre Junior - S07E18</title>
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    <desc>After having a conversation about deal breakers in relationships with Bow, Dre realizes that he gave up on some of his goals in life and begins tackling them. Meanwhile, Junior is scared that Olivia might leave him after she mentions her deal breakers, so Jack and Diane attempt to fix Junior.</desc>
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    <title>Snitches Get Boundaries - S07E20</title>
    <desc>After one of Dre's secrets with Pops is spilled to Ruby, he realizes that his relationships with each of his parents have changed since they got married and he no longer knows in whom to confide. Meanwhile, Bow surprises Jack and Diane with a brand-new car and tries to teach the twins how to drive.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Legend - S07E21</title>
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    <title>That’s What Friends Are For - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Bow convinces Dre to attend a fundraising event to make some new friends, but Dre is convinced there will be nothing but dud husbands there to befriend; their expectations are exceeded when the guest for the evening is Michelle Obama.</desc>
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    <title>The Natural - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Dre can’t seem to land a good pitch now that he’s moved up to general marketing at his firm and begins to doubt himself. Meanwhile, Bow and Ruby question the new boy Diane is dating who doesn’t necessarily meet her standards.</desc>
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    <title>Bow-Mo - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Dre calls into a radio show and gets humiliated in front of Diane and tries to redeem himself. Meanwhile, Bow tries to bond with a group of young female doctors and learns a hard truth.</desc>
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    <title>Hoop Dreams - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jack gets a job as the locker room attendant for the Los Angeles Lakers, and Dre and Bow feel like they need to step in before letting the job get to his head. Meanwhile, Pops and Ruby realize their daily routine has gotten boring and heed advice from Junior and Olivia.</desc>
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    <title>Ashy to Classy - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Dre overreacts to Devante leaving the house ashy and Bow intervenes, making the situation worse. Jack makes a bold outfit choice for picture day, and while Junior does not approve, Dre attempts to be more supportive.</desc>
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    <title>Mom Mentor - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When Junior’s girlfriend, Olivia, gets into Yale, he asks Bow to convince her to stay and attend USC instead. Meanwhile, Diane and Jack discover Dre’s inspiration for his ads is hitting a little too close to home.</desc>
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    <title>Sneakers by the Dozen - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Dre spirals after finding out his white co-worker Griffin has a better sneaker collection than him. Meanwhile, Bow lets Diane take a day off from school against Pops’ advice.</desc>
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    <title>My Work-Friend’s Wedding - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Charlie announces that he is marrying Vivica A. Fox and asks Dre to be his best man. Meanwhile, Diane’s ongoing feud with the groom costs her an invite to the wedding, but she attempts to sneak in anyway.</desc>
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    <title>And the Winner Is… - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Dre gets news that he’s been nominated for an Ad World Award but may have to miss an important family function if he attends. Meanwhile, Olivia returns from Yale to visit Junior who has a full day of L.A. fun planned for their visit.</desc>
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    <title>Young, Gifted and Black - S08E10</title>
    <desc>When Dre and Bow get a note that Devante may be falling behind at his private school, they expect he is being discriminated against because he is the only Black student in class. But during their visit to his classroom, they realize there may be more to it and gravely overstep in one of his school projects. At home, Junior is still coping with heartbreak, and Jack and Diane enlist Charlie to cheer him up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062049 +0000" stop="20261008064153 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The (Almost) Last Dance - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Pops and Ruby announce they are moving out of the house to travel the United States in their RV, garnering mixed reactions from the Johnson family. When Bow realizes she is beginning perimenopause, Dre enlists her mother’s help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064153 +0000" stop="20261008070325 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If a Black Man Cries in the Woods… - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Pops, Dre and Junior go on a “man trip” to heal old wounds. Diane and Jack contemplate their futures as they look at their college wish lists.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070325 +0000" stop="20261008072431 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homegoing - S08E13</title>
    <desc>As Pops and Ruby prepare to move away, Dre and Bow consider if they should make a big life change as well. Grappling with this idea at work, Dre receives some unexpected advice from Simone Biles, who tells him to follow his heart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072431 +0000" stop="20261008074603 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Advertising executive Dre happily anticipates a promotion. Andre Jr. wants to covert to Judaism and have a bar mitzvah like his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000352 +0000" stop="20261008004643 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Madeline Pratt - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A femme fatale from Red's past leads the FBI on a snipe hunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004643 +0000" stop="20261008012930 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Judge - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The FBI pursues a Blacklister who metes out "justice" for those who are wrongly imprisoned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012930 +0000" stop="20261008021148 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mako Tanida - S01E16</title>
    <desc>As a Yakuza crime lord seeks deadly revenge on Ressler Tom and Jolene face off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021148 +0000" stop="20261008025519 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ivan - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While chasing a cyber-terrorist, Liz investigates Jolene's disappearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025519 +0000" stop="20261008033754 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milton Bobbit - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Red and the team search for a life insurance claim adjuster who talks people into becoming contract killers; Liz and Red try to uncover Tom's secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033754 +0000" stop="20261008042005 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pavlovich Brothers - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While the FBI searches for a Serbian family of kidnappers, Red uses them in a scheme to out Tom, leading to a fateful confrontation with Liz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042005 +0000" stop="20261008050136 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kingmaker - S01E20</title>
    <desc>As the FBI pursues a political fixer known as The Kingmaker, Red seeks Fitch's protection against an unknown enemy who's trying to take him down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050136 +0000" stop="20261008054435 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Berlin - S01E21</title>
    <desc>After discovering the truth behind her father's death, Liz refuses to work with Red, just as his situation grows desperate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054435 +0000" stop="20261008062754 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Berlin: Conclusion - S01E22</title>
    <desc>With the crashing of the mysterious prisoner transport plane, the city is on lock down as the authorities are on the hunt for all the escapees. Meanwhile, with Red  in custody, Liz uses her power to get him out since he is their best chance at finding all the suspects. Elsewhere, their main objective is to track down Berlin, a prisoner on the plane who is somehow involved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062754 +0000" stop="20261008071101 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord Baltimore - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While continuing to battle Berlin, Red faces a new threat in the form of Lord Baltimore. A figure from Red's past returns. Liz tries to move on after her showdown with Tom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071101 +0000" stop="20261008075410 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monarch Douglas Bank - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A robbery provides Red with an opportunity to take down a questionable bank. Liz questions Red's intentions during the course of her investigation. An impressive addition is made to Cooper's team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001312 +0000" stop="20261008003526 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Mission Blaze - S06E17</title>
    <desc>When a nefarious villain steals every toothbrush in Axle City, Blaze's only chance at saving the day is to become Special Mission Blaze.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003526 +0000" stop="20261008005751 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fastest of Them All - S06E18</title>
    <desc>When a greedy queen casts a spell to make friends slow down, Blaze and AJ must race her for the magical cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005751 +0000" stop="20261008012016 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Megabot! - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ help their new friend Megabot get to Axle City in time for the big Robot Parade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012016 +0000" stop="20261008014241 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of the Broken Key: A Musical Adventure - S06E20</title>
    <desc>The Treasure of the Broken Key: A Musical Adventure: In the first-ever Blaze Musical, Blaze, AJ, Crusher, and Pickle are on a daring quest to find the pieces of the Broken Key and unlock a secret treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014241 +0000" stop="20261008020439 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lifeguard Blaze - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Today, Blaze and AJ are on a mission to become Lifeguards. It'll take four daring rescues to achieve their official Lifeguard badge and only the bravest monster trucks have what it takes. Can Blaze and AJ rescue all the trucks and become real lifeguards?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020439 +0000" stop="20261008022619 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Campfire Stories - S06E22</title>
    <desc>It's a campout under the stars! Blaze, AJ, Starla, Crusher, and Pickle gather around to tell the most amazing stories they can make up! And the best part? Whoever tells the best story wins the last marshmallow!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022619 +0000" stop="20261008024740 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Wheels - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ drive around the forest and find a pair of special wheels that transform him into SUPER BLAZE! When the Trouble Bots from outer space land in Axle City, Blaze uses his super powers to help send them back to their home planet!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024740 +0000" stop="20261008030913 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sparkle's Big Rescue - S07E01</title>
    <desc>When Crusher sends Blaze away with one of his latest cheats, Blaze's little sister Sparkle comes to save the day and bring her brother back in time so they can race together to win the Teamwork Trophy!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030913 +0000" stop="20261008033109 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Pizza Race - S06E24</title>
    <desc>It's a head-to-head showdown when Blaze and Crusher enter… The Great Pizza Race! Who will deliver all of their pizzas first and win the coveted Great Pizza Trophy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033109 +0000" stop="20261008035223 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mail Truck Blaze - S07E02</title>
    <desc>When three big mail deliveries are needed around the world, there's only one monster machine with the power to deliver: Mail Truck Blaze! He'll swim across seas, climb mountains, and venture to the Monster Dome --because mail trucks ALWAYS deliver!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035223 +0000" stop="20261008041326 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Machine Halloween - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Blaze, AJ, and all their friends tparticipatein Reifenhausen's big Halloween race. Whoever makes it across the finish line first wins the biggest, tastiest prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041326 +0000" stop="20261008043437 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knights in Sparkling Armor - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When Crusher and Pickle are trapped inside a cage over a bubbling slime swamp, it’s up to Blaze, AJ, and Sparkle to become...Knights! Will they be able to rescue Crusher and Pickle from the swamp before it’s too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043437 +0000" stop="20261008045700 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Blazing Amazing Christmas - S07E05</title>
    <desc>It’s Christmas Eve and Blaze, AJ, Crusher, Pickle, and all their other friends are helping Santa ready his sleigh for delivery. But when Crusher discovers he won't get a present this year, Blaze offers to help him do enough kind deeds to earn a gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045700 +0000" stop="20261008051818 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Rig Dolphin Delivery - S07E06</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas Eve and Blaze, AJ, Crusher, Pickle, and all their other friends are helping Santa ready his sleigh for delivery. But when Crusher discovers he won't get a present this year, Blaze and AJ offer to help him do enough kind deeds to earn a gift and three stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051818 +0000" stop="20261008054002 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowflake Games - S07E07</title>
    <desc>It's a head-to-head showdown when Blaze and Crusher enter...The Snowflake Games! Who will win the most winter sports and receive the prized Snowflake Medal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054002 +0000" stop="20261008060138 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paramedic Power - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Blaze, AJ, and Gabby get three emergency calls from Stripes, Starla and Darington, they will have to become the ultimate team of paramedics to provide them with the right aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060138 +0000" stop="20261008062333 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renewable Energy Racers - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Blaze and his friends have renewable energy engines! And when the Gas Guzzler steals everyone's gas, they'll have to use renewable energy to finish the race!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062333 +0000" stop="20261008064523 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission to Mars - S07E10</title>
    <desc>NASA's Commander Megan is back and she's taking Blaze, AJ, Crusher and Pickle to Mars; but when Crusher accidentally detaches the rocket ship's thrusters, it's up to Blaze and AJ to navigate Mars and get those thrusters back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064523 +0000" stop="20261008070638 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flying Contest - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ enter a very special competition involving flying machines! When Crusher sends them flying away from Axle City again, they must use their techno smarts to get back in time to build their ultimate flying invention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070638 +0000" stop="20261008072815 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Super Skateboard - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Blaze, AJ, and Gabby join Pegwheel the Pirate-Truck for an island treasure hunt using their treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072815 +0000" stop="20261008075003 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Robot from Outer Space - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Special Mission Blaze is on the case! When the Baby Robot from Outer Space turns everyone into babies, it's up to Blaze and his new Special Mission Modes to save the day! Can he rescue his friends, or will he be the next baby on the block?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002128 +0000" stop="20261008004554 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byakuya, the Truth Behind His Betrayal - S13E23</title>
    <desc>Kōga Kuchiki sees Byakuya Kuchiki’s scarf and hairpiece and, having never met Byakuya before, concludes that he is from the Kuchiki clan, which Byakuya confirms. Kōga enquires if Ginrei Kuchiki is still alive, which Bykuya refuses to answer. Ichigo and Rukia ask how Byakuya knows about Kōga, but Senbonzakura appears and tells them to just watch. Byakuya had defeated Senbonzakura right at the start of the rebellion and, on hearing Senbonzakura’s summation, immediately recognised Kōga's abilities, having been told of him by Ginrei. They decided to work as double agents to find Kōga. Byakuya states he will kill Kōga for disgracing the Kuchiki family. Muramasa offers to help Kōga, but Kōga breaks his Zanpakutō, saying he’ll just get in the way. Muramasa, in a rage, summons the Menos he’d been keeping inside himself. Ichigo destroys several, saying he and Rukia would fight the Menos while Byakuya fights Kōga. Neither can outmatch the other in terms of swordsmanship, so Kōga switches to using Kidō, again with neither able to gain an advantage, until Kōga uses a large scale ice spell which seemingly freezes Byakuya, though Senbonzakura releases him. Kōga catches him with an immobilizing spell similar to Muramasa’s, but Senbonzakura cuts the threads. Byakuya sems to have won, but Kōga starts using illusions to confuse him, and begins to land some hits. Kōga states that he sends his Reiatsu into his enemy to manipulate their senses, and that Ginrei and Yamamoto were immune due to closing their hearts. Byakuya says he didn’t close his, because now he can kill Kōga, instead of sealing him. Koga attacks with the sealing spears and more kidō to immobilize him agin, and tries to finish the fight, only for Senbonzakura to block the attack and free him. Byakuya activates Senkei, and the two continue to battle, with Byakuya gaining the upper hand. Byakuya decides to finish the battle, and as a mark of respect attacks with Shukei.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004554 +0000" stop="20261008011020 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muramasa's True Identity Revealed - S13E24</title>
    <desc>After Kouga's defeat, Muramasa becomes unstable, as he had absorbed hollows in order to sustain himself without a master. Many hollows spill forth from his body, and he transforms into a form similar to an Arrancar. Orihime tries to reach out to him to save him from his sorrow, but he attacks the group. Ichigo manages to slash through Muramasa, but he becomes even more unstable and becomes a larger dome-shaped mass, engulfing him in the process. The formerly rebellious Zanpakuto return with their owners to help Ichigo and his friends in the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011020 +0000" stop="20261008013446 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byakuya and Renji, the 6th Division Returns - S13E25</title>
    <desc>The Shinigami and their newly deprogrammed Zanpakuto arrive to join the fight against Muramasa. However, they first have to defeat the seemingly endless number of Menos that have also appeared. Things are further complicated by the squabbling between the Shinigami and their Zanpakuto and the animosity towards Byakuya.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013446 +0000" stop="20261008015910 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Chapter: Zanpakutō Unknown Tales - S13E26</title>
    <desc>As the dome grows unstable and the Soul Reapers fight the Gillians outside, Ichigo fights Muramasa inside his inner realm, which is collapsing from the grudges of the hollows he consumed to sustain himself. Ichigo questions Muramasa's devotion to Kouga in spite of his apparent motives for freeing the zanpakutos, and insists that he should know what a true bond between a Soul Reaper and a zanpakuto is. Ichigo defeats Muramasa, causing the two to leave his inner world. Muramasa dies after realizing the error of his ways and Byakuya thanks Ichigo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015910 +0000" stop="20261008022334 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byakuya's Anger! The Kuchiki Family Collapses - S13E27</title>
    <desc>While Byakuya allows his squad to hold a sakura viewing party at his mansion, two strange attackers arrive, but one of them is quickly defeated by Sode no Shirayuki and Senbonzakura, who have since rematerialized, while the other escapes. Captain Kurotsuchi refers to these attackers as "Sword Fiends", which are zanpakuto who have killed their masters. Rukia and Sode no Shirayuki try lure out the other by having a drinking party, but fail. Soon Rukia and Sode no Shirayuki find the sword fiend attacking and defeat him together, capturing him and turning him in for study. Captains Ukitake and Kyoraku become concerned at this development, noting that the Seireitei is still being rebuilt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022334 +0000" stop="20261008024759 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Enemy! The True Nature of the Beast Swords - S13E28</title>
    <desc>In the real world, Ichigo encounters a sword fiend, and he and Hitsugaya fight it, but it retreats. Ukitake and Kyoraku infer that there are at least as many sword fiends as the number of Soul Reapers lost in the war, and plan on stabilizing them to return them to sword form, despite Mayuri's lack of interest. The sword fiend is attacked by a hollow, but manages to absorb it. It overpowers Rangiku when she tries fighting it, but Ichigo comes to fight it, disarming it. The hollow-fused sword fiend fires a Cero at Ichigo, but Hitsugaya manages to destroy it, noting that the sword fiends are more dangerous than he thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024759 +0000" stop="20261008031225 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stray Snake, Tortured Monkey - S13E29</title>
    <desc>Renji and Zabimaru come to the real world following a sword fiend. Chimpette and Snakey split up to search. They find the sword fiend quickly but he escapes. Snakey follows him and is covinced that being free is better. Snakey has trouble doing anything since most people can't see him. Karin is the only person who can see him and ends up taking him home. Renji and Chimpette are wiating in the park and Chimpette is feeling lonley because Snakey isn't there. Ichigo returns home and finds Snakey. After Snakey finds out that Ichigo is a subsititue soul reaper he runs away only to encounter the sword fiend. Snakey begins to fight him and almost wins until the sword fiend caputres Karin who was follwing Snakey. Right as Snakey is about to die Chimpette and Reji return to save him and defeat the sword fiend. Ichigo takes Karin home convincing her it was all a dream, even though she knew it wasn't. Having resolved his differences Snakey, Chimpette, and Renji return to Soul Society.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031225 +0000" stop="20261008033648 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terror! The Monster That Lurks Underground - S13E30</title>
    <desc>Nanao, Ikkaku and Yamada are all sent to investigate Soul Society's underground waterways following a string of thefts from the 4th Squad's barracks. Despite numerous booby traps the trio soon find the culprit. However, they also find a very dangerous Beast Sword as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033648 +0000" stop="20261008040114 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conclusion?! Hisagi vs. Kazeshini - S13E31</title>
    <desc>Kazeshini, despite being free of Muramasa's control, attacks Hisagi when he, Ikkaku, Izuru Kira and Tetsuzaimon Iba go on a mission to fight Sword Fiends in the Rukon District. After killing a Sword Fiend, Kazeshini finds a dying man who begs him to take care of his child. Kazeshini is frequently annoyed by the child's behavior, but often shows concern for it, and abandons a chance to attack Hisagi when he hears it crying. After defeating another Sword Fiend that is attacking a woman who came for the child, he leaves the child with the woman and goes to confront Hisagi. Kazeshini faces Hisagi in one last fight, but is distracted by the child crying, and is defeated and turned into a normal zanpakuto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040114 +0000" stop="20261008042539 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Person with the Unknown Ability! Orihime is Targeted - S13E32</title>
    <desc>While Ichigo, Rukia and Urahara investigate a Sword Fiend attacking students, a girl named Kyoko Haida, who has the ability to predict the future and know things she would otherwise not, transfers to Karakura High School. Orihime tries to become friends with her, but learns that her best friend, Mai, rejected her after learning of her ability. A Sword Fiend merges with Kyoko and tries to take over her body, but Ichigo, Rukia and Orihime confront it. Orihime uses her healing powers to separate the Sword Fiend from Kyoko, and Ichigo manages to defeat it with Getsuga Tensho. Afterward, Orihime and Kyoko become friends, with Orihime accepting Kyoko's abilities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042539 +0000" stop="20261008045005 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haineko Cries! The Tragic Sword Beast - S13E33</title>
    <desc>While on a mission with Rangiku to fight sword fiends, Haineko encounters one named Narunosuke, whose master was a coward, and who went with the others in order to become stronger. Haineko becomes friends with Narunosuke, sneaking him food and medicine despite Rangiku and the other Soul Reapers' belief that the sword fiends inevitably lose control of themselves and Narunosuke's gradual loss of control. Rangiku arrives to deal with Narunosuke and Haineko tries to stop her, but when Narunosuke loses control of himself, Haineko is ultimately forced to kill him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045005 +0000" stop="20261008051432 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imprisonment?! Senbonzakura &amp; Zabimaru - S13E34</title>
    <desc>Whilst trying to deliver a recently defeated Beast Sword to the 12th Squad's Barracks Senbonzakura and Zabimaru accidentally get trapped inside. The Zanpakuto then manage to upset Ashisogi Jizou, uncover some of Mayuri's unethical surveillance and destroy the 12th Squad's building.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051432 +0000" stop="20261008053856 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Females? Nanao vs. Katen Kyōkotsu - S13E35</title>
    <desc>Nanao decides to bond with Kyōraku's zanpakutō, Katen Kyokotsu. While the older one sips sake with Kyōraku, Nanao and the younger Katen Kyokotsu become friends under the flowers of the garden.Nanao wants to find out what affects the younger Katen Kyokotsu when she sees her playing around with a Sword Fiends life</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053856 +0000" stop="20261008060322 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evolution?! The Wonder of the Final Sword Beast - S13E36</title>
    <desc>As all the Shinigamis' Zanpakuto are struggling fighting a Sword Fiend we flash back a day before to the events that lead to this battle. Kazeshini is battling with a Sword Fiend who has been corned by 9th division, as they get separated Kazeshini is about to give the fatal blow the Sword Fiend turns back to a regular sword. Later on when Kazeshini, Zabimaru, Hōzukimaru and Fuji Kujaku (Ruriiro Kujaku) gather together they discuss how they found "that Sword Fiend". They discuss how the Sword Fiend from early turn back because he had lost so much reiatsu. We learn how the Zanpakuto only so much reiatsu that they receive, when the gained their physical forms and once they lose all that reiatsu they turn back to swords. "That Sword Fiend" apparently can steal other Zanpakutos reiatsu and that he has surpassed his masters strength. The Shinigamis' Zanpakuto then decided to take care of "that Sword Fiend" so as not to put their masters at risk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060322 +0000" stop="20261008062746 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ichigo vs. Ulquiorra - S14E01</title>
    <desc>This episode recaps the story of the Karakura arc and concludes with Ichigo and Ulquiorra about to renew their fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062746 +0000" stop="20261008065213 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Connected Hearts! The Left Fist Prepared for Death! - S14E02</title>
    <desc>Ichigo and Ulquiorra's final battle properly gets underway with the two of them being more or less evenly matched. Ichigo is able to read his opponent's movements better than he could when they first fought, and manages to wound Ulquiorra, if even slightly. Ichigo surmises that it's either he is becoming more like a Hollow or his opponent is becoming more human, which angers Ulquiorra. Meanwhile, Chad and Renji fight a gigantic Hollow-Arrancar hybrid in the desert of Las Noches, eventually claiming victory after discovering its weakness. Back in the Tower, Orihime manages to protect Ichigo from a near-lethal attack from Ulquiorra.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065213 +0000" stop="20261008071640 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hatred and Jealousy, Orihime's Dilemma - S14E03</title>
    <desc>After getting saved by Orihime in his fight against Ulquiorra, Ichigo realises that he needs to up his game if he is to have any chance of defeating the number four Espada. With Ichigo distracted Loly and Menoly take the opportunity to finish Orihime off but things take an unexpected turn when Yammy decides to intervene.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071640 +0000" stop="20261008074106 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ichigo and Uryū, Bonded Back to Back - S14E04</title>
    <desc>Ichigo is unable to release his full power in his battle with Ulquiorra for fear of injuring Orihime. However, once Ishida returns from his battle with Yammy in order to protect Orihime, Ichigo finally goes all out. Unfortunately for him so does Ulquiorra. Meanwhile, things are beginning to look desperate for Rukia in her fight against Rudobone and his seemingly endless army of soldiers. It is then up to Chad and Renji to step in and save her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002915 +0000" stop="20261008005746 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 16 - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Shapes Song by Blippi Learn Shapes for Toddlers. The Song Song by Blippi is a great way to learn shapes for preschoolers! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005746 +0000" stop="20261008011831 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 17 - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Unicorn Song by Blippi Story Nursery Rhyme Song. The Unicorn Song by Blippi is a fun and catchy Unicorn fantasy song for kids! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011831 +0000" stop="20261008015240 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S01E18</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008015240 +0000" stop="20261008022334 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S01E19</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008022334 +0000" stop="20261008025052 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 20 - S01E20</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008025052 +0000" stop="20261008031706 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 21 - S01E21</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008031706 +0000" stop="20261008033800 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 22 - S01E22</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008033800 +0000" stop="20261008040258 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 23 - S01E23</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008040258 +0000" stop="20261008042531 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 24 - S01E24</title>
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  <programme start="20261008042531 +0000" stop="20261008044648 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 25 - S01E25</title>
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  <programme start="20261008044648 +0000" stop="20261008051303 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Blippi takes a roller construction vehicle and crushes a pumpkin for the Halloween Song. When Blippi drives the construction truck of a roller, he flattens the halloween pumpkins before the remade Blippi Halloween Song.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051303 +0000" stop="20261008054551 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Garbage Truck Song by Blippi Garbage Trucks for Kids. The Garbage Truck Song by Blippi is a great garbage truck video for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054551 +0000" stop="20261008061734 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Get ready for The Theme Park Song by Blippi. Learn the rides at an amusement park with Blippi. The Theme Park Song by Blippi has both cartoon rides and real life rides for children in this video for kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061734 +0000" stop="20261008065013 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Learn colors for children with Blippi in The Blue Song. The Blippi Blue Song is an upbeat hip hop song to help kids learn colors. Blippi makes educational videos for kids and this Blue song is a fun color song for kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065013 +0000" stop="20261008071132 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 29 - S01E29</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008071132 +0000" stop="20261008073124 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>28 - S01E28</title>
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  <programme start="20261008003053 +0000" stop="20261008011956 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payback's a B*tch - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The tables turn as Puleng experiences her own school scandal. Later, she and Wade chase a new lead. Fiks struggles with the pitfalls of romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011956 +0000" stop="20261008021341 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frenemy No. 1 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After Wendy goes on record, Puleng grapples with regret … and grows closer to KB. Fiks hosts a poolside gathering and deals with a devastating blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021341 +0000" stop="20261008030523 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trippin' - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions mount at a party with KB’s family and friends. Puleng prepares for her father’s trial and examines a series of life-changing revelations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030523 +0000" stop="20261008035100 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Kid Syndrome - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A painful past meets an uncertain present as Fiks struggles with her identity. Meanwhile, a shocking request threatens to hamper Puleng's progress.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035100 +0000" stop="20261008043423 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayday - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Fiks grapples with a personal decision, Reece weighs the risk and reward of a new side hustle. Puleng plans a party with the help of a loyal friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043423 +0000" stop="20261008052124 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Source - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Dealing with a setback, Puleng asks for a favor. KB receives big news and faces a tough critic. A school assignment sparks entrepreneurial interest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052124 +0000" stop="20261008061102 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spiyoyo - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tension mounts between Puleng and Wade, a lavish tea party takes shape, Reece raises the stakes of her game, and Fiks encounters a sweet surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061102 +0000" stop="20261008070315 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puleng vs. The World - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fiks and Puleng chase a new lead... and deal with the consequences. Reece agrees to a new responsibility, and KB prepares for a performance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070315 +0000" stop="20261008074840 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Times - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An outburst reshapes Puleng's and Fikile's next steps. Elsewhere, KB faces the music after a rogue decision, and Reece reaches her breaking point.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002046 +0000" stop="20261008004522 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Demon Object - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liz's zombies easily defeat Staz although he repeatedly challenges them with the same result. Meanwhile Franken deduces that Fuyumi's condition can be stabilized with a dose of Staz's blood. He further explains to Wolf that ghosts have the unique ability of becoming a single demon species by absorbing their magic; digressing that if Fuyumi absorbs all of Staz's magic she may be able to rival another demon. Back in Acropolis, Braz learns of Staz's arrival and the Blood family reunites, with the former refusing to help Staz. After a little sibling rivalry involving Liz's envy of Braz's preference to Staz, Braz proposes Staz with a deal. Meanwhile, Bell reveals to an angered Wolf of Franken's hidden intention of using Fuyumi to combat a failed experiment called Artificial Demon No. 9: Akim Papradon, a monstrosity he created using bodily pieces of other demons. Seeking stronger parts however, Akim escaped from Franken's laboratory and began hunting demons. Wolf makes a deal with Franken that should he defeat Akim, he would return Fuyumi to being a regular ghost. Simultaneously, Braz explains the same matter to Staz, proposing to teach him the resurrection spell should he help defeat Akim, which the latter refuses. Braz continues that after unlocking Staz's tremendous magic power via his experiments, he was forced to seal it until a time when Staz could properly wield it. Refusing to have the seal removed, Braz has Liz's zombies beat Staz to the point of having to use his true power. Meanwhile, with Bell's help, Wolf arrives at the North District in his search for Akim and engages in a battle with the territory's boss. However, much to Wolf's horror, Akim suddenly appears by grotesquely ripping through the boss. Finally, as the zombies overwhelm Staz, Braz removes the bullet seal, awakening Staz's true power and thus allowing him to easily eradicate the zombies.
In the epilogue, Braz picks up the crushed boulder from the ground after telling Liz not to loose it, being a</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004522 +0000" stop="20261008010958 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liz, for the First Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bell delivers Braz and co. back to Franken's examination room where Fuyumi and Mamejirou wait. As Braz meets Fuyumi for the first time, his initial interaction with her angers Staz, prompting him to reject Braz's help and uses his temporary method of restoring Fuyumi with his own blood. Afterwards the group heads back to the Third Eye Cafe after Braz makes a request to see Fuyumi's original body. Bell also reveals her suspicion of Braz to Staz and gives him a magical bell which would summon her when Fuyumi requires assistance. Eventually Braz takes a sample of magic from Fuyumi and explains that he should be able to resurrect her by converting her magic into a soul and replacing it inside a replicated body. Having obtained all he needs, Braz leaves for Acropolis while leaving Liz behind and unbeknownst to Staz, plans on extracting Staz's magic from Fuyumi's sample for his own experiments. Afterwards Staz shows Liz around the Eastern District and buys her a stuffed animal before returning to the cafe for a bite to eat made by Fuyumi. Some time later, Staz deduces that Braz had forbidden Liz from returning to Acropolis until his experiments are complete and allows her to stay at his place whilst introducing her to his otaku collection. Meanwhile, a strange blond man observed the group. Afterwards Fuyumi and Liz start bonding by taking a bath and even sleeping together. The next day, Liz wakes up to a note explaining that Fuyumi seems to have left and asks that they not follow her, but Staz and co. deduce that she had probably been kidnapped and set out to search for clues. Liz reveals that Braz had planted a tracker on Fuyumi and Staz pleads with her to return to Acropolis and get Braz's help. Meanwhile, Mamejirou, Saty, Yoshida and Deck obtain a lead on the blond suspect who was last seen heading towards the southern part of the Demon World.
In the epilogue, with his magic now granting him the ability of flight, Staz takes off in search of Fuyumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010958 +0000" stop="20261008013434 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Eyeglasses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Upon arriving at the Acropolis Palace, Braz has a flashback whereby he witnessed the death of his father, the previous king, at the hand of present Acropolis King: Wolf-Daddy. Meanwhile Knell and Fuyumi meet Bell and Staz at the Hydra Palace and realize that they know nothing about the Hydra siblings' mother: Neyn's intentions. Afterwards, Neyn has a rather heartfelt reunion with Fuyumi much to the latter's confusion while the Hydra butler explains that Braz and Neyn are acquaintances. Elsewhere, Wolf-Daddy commends Braz on his observational duties of Lower Demon World and in aiding the capture of Akim Papradon, but finds it suspicious that Akim shares the same appearance of his missing subordinate: Pantomime. Braz nonchalantly admits that he orchestrated the creation of Akim as a declaration of war against Wolf-Daddy's reign. Unbeknownst to Wolf-Daddy, Braz has Franken working on a more powerful body for Akim. Wolf-Daddy gives Braz three days by which to present his king-candidate, after which he will kill them both. Afterwards, Braz manages to escape from Beros' custody but ends up being perused by Goyle. Meanwhile, Neyn explains the existence of doppelgängers within the Human and Demon Worlds to Staz and co. and that she encountered and fused with her own doppelgänger: Fuyumi's mother while on a trip to the Human World with a young Bell hence making the girls sisters. Elsewhere, Goyle manages to corner Braz with his Angry Spear magic and demands to know his intentions towards Wolf-Daddy. However, after deducing the nature of Goyle's magic, Staz activates his Blood Stalker magic and is able to remotely control his own blood to threaten Beros' life, prompting Goyle to back down. Finally, as Fuyumi tries to come to terms with everything that has happened to her thus far, Bell assures that once she is resurrected her memory will be erased.
In the epilogue, after having been teleported to a randomly floating island within the Highway, Staz tries to determine what h</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013434 +0000" stop="20261008015907 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hero Rises - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Heads Hydra—master of the Hydra Territory confronts Staz. Meanwhile Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō face the Tropical Territory who intend to conquer Staz's territory in his absence. Heads explains that after Neyn was formed, she along with himself and Fuyumi's father—Yanagi met to discuss their circumstances. Eventually Yanagi gave up Neyn to Heads in exchange that he raise Fuyumi as a normal human on his own. As Heads demands Staz's motive for resurrecting Fuyumi, the latter sincerely claims that he won't know his true feelings for her until she is resurrected. This prompts Heads to sever Neyn's eavesdrop on their interaction and tricks Staz into making a false pledge that would kill him should he go against Fuyumi's choices. Afterwards, Staz wakes up near the Hydra Territory's entrance along with Fuyumi as Heads tries to convince Neyn of his intention to allow Fuyumi to make her own choices. Meanwhile as Goyle traps Braz in his Cool Decision spell, he is rescued by Liz's arrival and they both escape using her teleportation magic. Unable to agree with Heads' gamble on Staz, Neyn starts debating with his motives in that they should protect her but he rebuffs that Yanagi is her true father. Meanwhile, back in the Eastern District, Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō valiantly repel their would-be conquerors, while Wolf receives a letter from Acropolis. Elsewhere, Staz laments the fact that his promise to resurrect Fuyumi had done more harm to her than good, but again promises to resurrect her in addition to leaving the Hydra Territory should they both be her desire, which she accepts. As Neyn and Heads watch Fuyumi and Staz's decision, Heads ponders that Staz will have to become a true hero to face the trials that lie ahead. Meanwhile, a mysterious group of individuals fly to an unknown location aboard a blimp.
In the epilogue, Braz arrives in the covert lab where Franken had been working on a new body for Akim which turns out to be his father whom he welcomes back to life</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015907 +0000" stop="20261008022355 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Skeleton Now - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In another dimension, vampire and boss of the Demon World's Eastern District, Staz Charlie Blood lives as a normal otaku. Staz's second-in-command, Deck, informs him of their capture of a living human girl, Fuyumi Yanagi and brings her over to Staz's apartment. Upon meeting Fuyumi, Staz becomes infatuated and engages her in an otaku discussion. Meanwhile, Deck and the other gang members get into a fight with a challenger to Staz's leadership who wields demon plants. Deck calls Staz for help, who aids them after suppressing his vampiric urges from Fuyumi. Staz easily kills the challenger and when he and Deck return to the apartment they horrifically discover that Fuyumi had been killed by one of the rogue demon plants. After finding her bones and strangely enough, Fuyumi herself on Staz's bed, Deck deduces that she became a ghost and Starz resolves to resurrect her. Fuyumi later remembers how she stumbled into the Demon World and takes Staz to a back alley where they discover a rare dimensional portal known as the "Black Curtain". Staz stops Fuyumi from entering the portal, explaining its strange nature, before expressing a desire to visit the Human World himself. Staz then takes Fuyumi to a local cafe where he has the owners, Saty and Mame, determine the nature of her existence via their "Third Eye" magic. As Staz reveals his intention of going to the human world to a panicked Mame, Deck enters with a new gang recruit, Mimic Yoshida. Mame outlines the repercussions of Staz's departure but he compensates by making Mimic the new boss; who subsequently transforms into Staz's own likeness and they decide to use him as a body double in Staz's absence. Afterwards, at a welcoming party for Mimic, Fuyumi wonders if Staz can really resurrect her but Deck reassures that Staz sees his goals through.
In the epilogue, Staz and Fuyumi step through the Black Curtain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022355 +0000" stop="20261008024842 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Home, But Not Really - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Black Curtain exits inside Fuyumi's room and Staz immediately begins criticizing her plain way of life. Afterwards, Staz suggests that he enroll as a transfer student at Fuyumi's high school and they run into her upset father but Staz sprays him with his diluted saliva altering his behavior and explaining that it possesses the property of controlling humans. later, Staz enters into a fit of excitement while marveling at the human world, and upon arriving at Fuyumi's school, sprays its entire population with his saliva and allowing Fuyumi to fit in as if nothing happened. Although, she soon learns that the chemical only creates false memories, at which point, her body starts disappearing much to her shock. Staz has her suck some of his blood, which restores her demon existence. Afterwards, Staz finds himself strangely uninterested in sucking the blood of humans other than Fuyumi. Later they return to Fuyumi's house to discover a woman calling herself Hydra-Bell. Bell reveals that she didn't leave the "Black Curtain" out by choice and that she had known about Staz's doppelganger to which Staz deduces that she intends to blackmail him into giving up his territory, before she uses spatial magic to transport him to point in the human world and threatens to kill Fuyumi if he doesn't get an item from a demon clothing store for her. Afterwards, Hydra Bell explains that she had been looking for the person who stole the Black Curtain from her. Meanwhile, Staz enters into a pointless fight with the store owner, until Bell and Fuyumi show up and the latter explains that Bell had only been testing Staz, in her search for someone with powerful magic. Finally Bell reveals that the only thing capable of bringing Fuyumi back to life is "The Book of Human Resurrection" which she had sold to the boss of the Demon World's Western District: Wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024842 +0000" stop="20261008031329 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Had It All Along - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Wolf continues to expand his territory within the Demon World while Staz enlists Mamejirou along with Fuyumi to help track him down. Meanwhile, Bell still suspicious of Staz, continues to observe him. Staz and co. board a special demon carriage and end up meeting Wolf en route to another territorial battle. After a bit of casual rivalry, Staz tries to get Wolf to help him in obtaining the book which the latter deems too frivolous an exploit of his time. Seeing no other alternative, Staz proposes that they have a competition, with Wolf wagering to help Staz find the book should Staz win, and Staz wagering Fuyumi herself should Wolf win. Afterwards Staz starts preparing for a bowling competition, elaborating to Fuyumi, a plan to cheat using his manipulative magic although Wolf has a boxing match prepared instead. As they both step into the ring, Staz begins the fight with a clinch tactic but Wolf ends up dominating the rest of the match, believing that Staz would use up all of his magic healing his wounds. However in a dramatic turn of events, Wolf ends up being the one whose magic depletes since Staz had bitten him during their clinch and had been absorbing his magic ever since. As Staz starts gaining the upper hand, Wolf enters a partial werewolf transformation and begins patronizing Staz's motives of helping Fuyumi, claiming that Staz only uses his vampiric powers when it benefits him. This angers Staz to the point of almost killing Wolf with his ZIP spell, although the match is stopped by a tearful Fuyumi along with Bell who transports them all to another building. Here Bell reveals that she had the book all along and was merely toying with the group. Finally obtaining the book, Staz and co. try and fail to read its anagrammatic text, with the only person capable of deciphering it being the book's author which shocks Staz when he turns back to the first page.
In the epilogue, Staz grows terrified when he learns that the book's author is non other than his older b</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031329 +0000" stop="20261008033816 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Demon World Acropolis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Staz's reluctance to visit Braz in Acropolis enrages Wolf who forces him to finish that which he had started while also threatening Bell to use her Spatial Magic to take Staz to Acropolis. Wolf then kicks Staz into a newly opened portal where he ends up in Bell's bedroom. Here Bell once again tries testing Staz but he instead questions her true motive. Bell reveals that Staz's magic acts as though it leaks out of a seal prompting him to explain his history with Braz. Staz explains that when he was younger, Braz conducted numerous torturous experiments on him for the purpose of sealing away his magic, which Braz had managed by shooting a bullet directly into his heart thus creating a seal that only he can remove. Upon learning this, Bell finally confirms that Staz isn't the magic thief since he simply wasn't powerful enough to steal her Black Curtain, but this only makes her more curious about Staz's true power. Bell then tries to provoke Staz by locking him in her spatial grid room until he promises to have Braz remove the seal. Staz agrees and states that when his seal is removed he will use his full magic power and actually steal her spatial magic. Afterwards Bell treats Staz to sushi and begins falling for him against her better judgement. Meanwhile, back in the Demon World, Fuyumi's body starts vanishing once more, prompting Wolf to hurriedly take her to the mad-scientist: Franken Stein. Finally Bell takes Staz to Acropolis and decides to cause some trouble to force him into breaking the magical seal. Staz decides to sneak into Braz's castle but ends up being caught by his little sister and Warden of the Demon World: Liz T. Blood who had disowned him because of his betrayal and imprisons him in the prison known as "Liz's Toy Box". Staz's fellow inmates then trick him into pushing a suspicious button in his cell which opens to a corridor.
In the epilogue, after being led to another room, Staz once again encounters Liz who explains that a prisoner can leave at an</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033816 +0000" stop="20261008040252 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Demon Object - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liz's zombies easily defeat Staz although he repeatedly challenges them with the same result. Meanwhile Franken deduces that Fuyumi's condition can be stabilized with a dose of Staz's blood. He further explains to Wolf that ghosts have the unique ability of becoming a single demon species by absorbing their magic; digressing that if Fuyumi absorbs all of Staz's magic she may be able to rival another demon. Back in Acropolis, Braz learns of Staz's arrival and the Blood family reunites, with the former refusing to help Staz. After a little sibling rivalry involving Liz's envy of Braz's preference to Staz, Braz proposes Staz with a deal. Meanwhile, Bell reveals to an angered Wolf of Franken's hidden intention of using Fuyumi to combat a failed experiment called Artificial Demon No. 9: Akim Papradon, a monstrosity he created using bodily pieces of other demons. Seeking stronger parts however, Akim escaped from Franken's laboratory and began hunting demons. Wolf makes a deal with Franken that should he defeat Akim, he would return Fuyumi to being a regular ghost. Simultaneously, Braz explains the same matter to Staz, proposing to teach him the resurrection spell should he help defeat Akim, which the latter refuses. Braz continues that after unlocking Staz's tremendous magic power via his experiments, he was forced to seal it until a time when Staz could properly wield it. Refusing to have the seal removed, Braz has Liz's zombies beat Staz to the point of having to use his true power. Meanwhile, with Bell's help, Wolf arrives at the North District in his search for Akim and engages in a battle with the territory's boss. However, much to Wolf's horror, Akim suddenly appears by grotesquely ripping through the boss. Finally, as the zombies overwhelm Staz, Braz removes the bullet seal, awakening Staz's true power and thus allowing him to easily eradicate the zombies.
In the epilogue, Braz picks up the crushed boulder from the ground after telling Liz not to loose it, being a</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040252 +0000" stop="20261008042728 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liz, for the First Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bell delivers Braz and co. back to Franken's examination room where Fuyumi and Mamejirou wait. As Braz meets Fuyumi for the first time, his initial interaction with her angers Staz, prompting him to reject Braz's help and uses his temporary method of restoring Fuyumi with his own blood. Afterwards the group heads back to the Third Eye Cafe after Braz makes a request to see Fuyumi's original body. Bell also reveals her suspicion of Braz to Staz and gives him a magical bell which would summon her when Fuyumi requires assistance. Eventually Braz takes a sample of magic from Fuyumi and explains that he should be able to resurrect her by converting her magic into a soul and replacing it inside a replicated body. Having obtained all he needs, Braz leaves for Acropolis while leaving Liz behind and unbeknownst to Staz, plans on extracting Staz's magic from Fuyumi's sample for his own experiments. Afterwards Staz shows Liz around the Eastern District and buys her a stuffed animal before returning to the cafe for a bite to eat made by Fuyumi. Some time later, Staz deduces that Braz had forbidden Liz from returning to Acropolis until his experiments are complete and allows her to stay at his place whilst introducing her to his otaku collection. Meanwhile, a strange blond man observed the group. Afterwards Fuyumi and Liz start bonding by taking a bath and even sleeping together. The next day, Liz wakes up to a note explaining that Fuyumi seems to have left and asks that they not follow her, but Staz and co. deduce that she had probably been kidnapped and set out to search for clues. Liz reveals that Braz had planted a tracker on Fuyumi and Staz pleads with her to return to Acropolis and get Braz's help. Meanwhile, Mamejirou, Saty, Yoshida and Deck obtain a lead on the blond suspect who was last seen heading towards the southern part of the Demon World.
In the epilogue, with his magic now granting him the ability of flight, Staz takes off in search of Fuyumi.</desc>
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    <title>Sins of the Eyeglasses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Upon arriving at the Acropolis Palace, Braz has a flashback whereby he witnessed the death of his father, the previous king, at the hand of present Acropolis King: Wolf-Daddy. Meanwhile Knell and Fuyumi meet Bell and Staz at the Hydra Palace and realize that they know nothing about the Hydra siblings' mother: Neyn's intentions. Afterwards, Neyn has a rather heartfelt reunion with Fuyumi much to the latter's confusion while the Hydra butler explains that Braz and Neyn are acquaintances. Elsewhere, Wolf-Daddy commends Braz on his observational duties of Lower Demon World and in aiding the capture of Akim Papradon, but finds it suspicious that Akim shares the same appearance of his missing subordinate: Pantomime. Braz nonchalantly admits that he orchestrated the creation of Akim as a declaration of war against Wolf-Daddy's reign. Unbeknownst to Wolf-Daddy, Braz has Franken working on a more powerful body for Akim. Wolf-Daddy gives Braz three days by which to present his king-candidate, after which he will kill them both. Afterwards, Braz manages to escape from Beros' custody but ends up being perused by Goyle. Meanwhile, Neyn explains the existence of doppelgängers within the Human and Demon Worlds to Staz and co. and that she encountered and fused with her own doppelgänger: Fuyumi's mother while on a trip to the Human World with a young Bell hence making the girls sisters. Elsewhere, Goyle manages to corner Braz with his Angry Spear magic and demands to know his intentions towards Wolf-Daddy. However, after deducing the nature of Goyle's magic, Staz activates his Blood Stalker magic and is able to remotely control his own blood to threaten Beros' life, prompting Goyle to back down. Finally, as Fuyumi tries to come to terms with everything that has happened to her thus far, Bell assures that once she is resurrected her memory will be erased.
In the epilogue, after having been teleported to a randomly floating island within the Highway, Staz tries to determine what h</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045204 +0000" stop="20261008051637 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hero Rises - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Heads Hydra—master of the Hydra Territory confronts Staz. Meanwhile Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō face the Tropical Territory who intend to conquer Staz's territory in his absence. Heads explains that after Neyn was formed, she along with himself and Fuyumi's father—Yanagi met to discuss their circumstances. Eventually Yanagi gave up Neyn to Heads in exchange that he raise Fuyumi as a normal human on his own. As Heads demands Staz's motive for resurrecting Fuyumi, the latter sincerely claims that he won't know his true feelings for her until she is resurrected. This prompts Heads to sever Neyn's eavesdrop on their interaction and tricks Staz into making a false pledge that would kill him should he go against Fuyumi's choices. Afterwards, Staz wakes up near the Hydra Territory's entrance along with Fuyumi as Heads tries to convince Neyn of his intention to allow Fuyumi to make her own choices. Meanwhile as Goyle traps Braz in his Cool Decision spell, he is rescued by Liz's arrival and they both escape using her teleportation magic. Unable to agree with Heads' gamble on Staz, Neyn starts debating with his motives in that they should protect her but he rebuffs that Yanagi is her true father. Meanwhile, back in the Eastern District, Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō valiantly repel their would-be conquerors, while Wolf receives a letter from Acropolis. Elsewhere, Staz laments the fact that his promise to resurrect Fuyumi had done more harm to her than good, but again promises to resurrect her in addition to leaving the Hydra Territory should they both be her desire, which she accepts. As Neyn and Heads watch Fuyumi and Staz's decision, Heads ponders that Staz will have to become a true hero to face the trials that lie ahead. Meanwhile, a mysterious group of individuals fly to an unknown location aboard a blimp.
In the epilogue, Braz arrives in the covert lab where Franken had been working on a new body for Akim which turns out to be his father whom he welcomes back to life</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051637 +0000" stop="20261008054124 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Skeleton Now - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In another dimension, vampire and boss of the Demon World's Eastern District, Staz Charlie Blood lives as a normal otaku. Staz's second-in-command, Deck, informs him of their capture of a living human girl, Fuyumi Yanagi and brings her over to Staz's apartment. Upon meeting Fuyumi, Staz becomes infatuated and engages her in an otaku discussion. Meanwhile, Deck and the other gang members get into a fight with a challenger to Staz's leadership who wields demon plants. Deck calls Staz for help, who aids them after suppressing his vampiric urges from Fuyumi. Staz easily kills the challenger and when he and Deck return to the apartment they horrifically discover that Fuyumi had been killed by one of the rogue demon plants. After finding her bones and strangely enough, Fuyumi herself on Staz's bed, Deck deduces that she became a ghost and Starz resolves to resurrect her. Fuyumi later remembers how she stumbled into the Demon World and takes Staz to a back alley where they discover a rare dimensional portal known as the "Black Curtain". Staz stops Fuyumi from entering the portal, explaining its strange nature, before expressing a desire to visit the Human World himself. Staz then takes Fuyumi to a local cafe where he has the owners, Saty and Mame, determine the nature of her existence via their "Third Eye" magic. As Staz reveals his intention of going to the human world to a panicked Mame, Deck enters with a new gang recruit, Mimic Yoshida. Mame outlines the repercussions of Staz's departure but he compensates by making Mimic the new boss; who subsequently transforms into Staz's own likeness and they decide to use him as a body double in Staz's absence. Afterwards, at a welcoming party for Mimic, Fuyumi wonders if Staz can really resurrect her but Deck reassures that Staz sees his goals through.
In the epilogue, Staz and Fuyumi step through the Black Curtain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054124 +0000" stop="20261008060611 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Home, But Not Really - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Black Curtain exits inside Fuyumi's room and Staz immediately begins criticizing her plain way of life. Afterwards, Staz suggests that he enroll as a transfer student at Fuyumi's high school and they run into her upset father but Staz sprays him with his diluted saliva altering his behavior and explaining that it possesses the property of controlling humans. later, Staz enters into a fit of excitement while marveling at the human world, and upon arriving at Fuyumi's school, sprays its entire population with his saliva and allowing Fuyumi to fit in as if nothing happened. Although, she soon learns that the chemical only creates false memories, at which point, her body starts disappearing much to her shock. Staz has her suck some of his blood, which restores her demon existence. Afterwards, Staz finds himself strangely uninterested in sucking the blood of humans other than Fuyumi. Later they return to Fuyumi's house to discover a woman calling herself Hydra-Bell. Bell reveals that she didn't leave the "Black Curtain" out by choice and that she had known about Staz's doppelganger to which Staz deduces that she intends to blackmail him into giving up his territory, before she uses spatial magic to transport him to point in the human world and threatens to kill Fuyumi if he doesn't get an item from a demon clothing store for her. Afterwards, Hydra Bell explains that she had been looking for the person who stole the Black Curtain from her. Meanwhile, Staz enters into a pointless fight with the store owner, until Bell and Fuyumi show up and the latter explains that Bell had only been testing Staz, in her search for someone with powerful magic. Finally Bell reveals that the only thing capable of bringing Fuyumi back to life is "The Book of Human Resurrection" which she had sold to the boss of the Demon World's Western District: Wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060611 +0000" stop="20261008063058 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Had It All Along - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Wolf continues to expand his territory within the Demon World while Staz enlists Mamejirou along with Fuyumi to help track him down. Meanwhile, Bell still suspicious of Staz, continues to observe him. Staz and co. board a special demon carriage and end up meeting Wolf en route to another territorial battle. After a bit of casual rivalry, Staz tries to get Wolf to help him in obtaining the book which the latter deems too frivolous an exploit of his time. Seeing no other alternative, Staz proposes that they have a competition, with Wolf wagering to help Staz find the book should Staz win, and Staz wagering Fuyumi herself should Wolf win. Afterwards Staz starts preparing for a bowling competition, elaborating to Fuyumi, a plan to cheat using his manipulative magic although Wolf has a boxing match prepared instead. As they both step into the ring, Staz begins the fight with a clinch tactic but Wolf ends up dominating the rest of the match, believing that Staz would use up all of his magic healing his wounds. However in a dramatic turn of events, Wolf ends up being the one whose magic depletes since Staz had bitten him during their clinch and had been absorbing his magic ever since. As Staz starts gaining the upper hand, Wolf enters a partial werewolf transformation and begins patronizing Staz's motives of helping Fuyumi, claiming that Staz only uses his vampiric powers when it benefits him. This angers Staz to the point of almost killing Wolf with his ZIP spell, although the match is stopped by a tearful Fuyumi along with Bell who transports them all to another building. Here Bell reveals that she had the book all along and was merely toying with the group. Finally obtaining the book, Staz and co. try and fail to read its anagrammatic text, with the only person capable of deciphering it being the book's author which shocks Staz when he turns back to the first page.
In the epilogue, Staz grows terrified when he learns that the book's author is non other than his older b</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063058 +0000" stop="20261008065545 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Demon World Acropolis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Staz's reluctance to visit Braz in Acropolis enrages Wolf who forces him to finish that which he had started while also threatening Bell to use her Spatial Magic to take Staz to Acropolis. Wolf then kicks Staz into a newly opened portal where he ends up in Bell's bedroom. Here Bell once again tries testing Staz but he instead questions her true motive. Bell reveals that Staz's magic acts as though it leaks out of a seal prompting him to explain his history with Braz. Staz explains that when he was younger, Braz conducted numerous torturous experiments on him for the purpose of sealing away his magic, which Braz had managed by shooting a bullet directly into his heart thus creating a seal that only he can remove. Upon learning this, Bell finally confirms that Staz isn't the magic thief since he simply wasn't powerful enough to steal her Black Curtain, but this only makes her more curious about Staz's true power. Bell then tries to provoke Staz by locking him in her spatial grid room until he promises to have Braz remove the seal. Staz agrees and states that when his seal is removed he will use his full magic power and actually steal her spatial magic. Afterwards Bell treats Staz to sushi and begins falling for him against her better judgement. Meanwhile, back in the Demon World, Fuyumi's body starts vanishing once more, prompting Wolf to hurriedly take her to the mad-scientist: Franken Stein. Finally Bell takes Staz to Acropolis and decides to cause some trouble to force him into breaking the magical seal. Staz decides to sneak into Braz's castle but ends up being caught by his little sister and Warden of the Demon World: Liz T. Blood who had disowned him because of his betrayal and imprisons him in the prison known as "Liz's Toy Box". Staz's fellow inmates then trick him into pushing a suspicious button in his cell which opens to a corridor.
In the epilogue, after being led to another room, Staz once again encounters Liz who explains that a prisoner can leave at an</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065545 +0000" stop="20261008072022 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Demon Object - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liz's zombies easily defeat Staz although he repeatedly challenges them with the same result. Meanwhile Franken deduces that Fuyumi's condition can be stabilized with a dose of Staz's blood. He further explains to Wolf that ghosts have the unique ability of becoming a single demon species by absorbing their magic; digressing that if Fuyumi absorbs all of Staz's magic she may be able to rival another demon. Back in Acropolis, Braz learns of Staz's arrival and the Blood family reunites, with the former refusing to help Staz. After a little sibling rivalry involving Liz's envy of Braz's preference to Staz, Braz proposes Staz with a deal. Meanwhile, Bell reveals to an angered Wolf of Franken's hidden intention of using Fuyumi to combat a failed experiment called Artificial Demon No. 9: Akim Papradon, a monstrosity he created using bodily pieces of other demons. Seeking stronger parts however, Akim escaped from Franken's laboratory and began hunting demons. Wolf makes a deal with Franken that should he defeat Akim, he would return Fuyumi to being a regular ghost. Simultaneously, Braz explains the same matter to Staz, proposing to teach him the resurrection spell should he help defeat Akim, which the latter refuses. Braz continues that after unlocking Staz's tremendous magic power via his experiments, he was forced to seal it until a time when Staz could properly wield it. Refusing to have the seal removed, Braz has Liz's zombies beat Staz to the point of having to use his true power. Meanwhile, with Bell's help, Wolf arrives at the North District in his search for Akim and engages in a battle with the territory's boss. However, much to Wolf's horror, Akim suddenly appears by grotesquely ripping through the boss. Finally, as the zombies overwhelm Staz, Braz removes the bullet seal, awakening Staz's true power and thus allowing him to easily eradicate the zombies.
In the epilogue, Braz picks up the crushed boulder from the ground after telling Liz not to loose it, being a</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072022 +0000" stop="20261008074458 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liz, for the First Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bell delivers Braz and co. back to Franken's examination room where Fuyumi and Mamejirou wait. As Braz meets Fuyumi for the first time, his initial interaction with her angers Staz, prompting him to reject Braz's help and uses his temporary method of restoring Fuyumi with his own blood. Afterwards the group heads back to the Third Eye Cafe after Braz makes a request to see Fuyumi's original body. Bell also reveals her suspicion of Braz to Staz and gives him a magical bell which would summon her when Fuyumi requires assistance. Eventually Braz takes a sample of magic from Fuyumi and explains that he should be able to resurrect her by converting her magic into a soul and replacing it inside a replicated body. Having obtained all he needs, Braz leaves for Acropolis while leaving Liz behind and unbeknownst to Staz, plans on extracting Staz's magic from Fuyumi's sample for his own experiments. Afterwards Staz shows Liz around the Eastern District and buys her a stuffed animal before returning to the cafe for a bite to eat made by Fuyumi. Some time later, Staz deduces that Braz had forbidden Liz from returning to Acropolis until his experiments are complete and allows her to stay at his place whilst introducing her to his otaku collection. Meanwhile, a strange blond man observed the group. Afterwards Fuyumi and Liz start bonding by taking a bath and even sleeping together. The next day, Liz wakes up to a note explaining that Fuyumi seems to have left and asks that they not follow her, but Staz and co. deduce that she had probably been kidnapped and set out to search for clues. Liz reveals that Braz had planted a tracker on Fuyumi and Staz pleads with her to return to Acropolis and get Braz's help. Meanwhile, Mamejirou, Saty, Yoshida and Deck obtain a lead on the blond suspect who was last seen heading towards the southern part of the Demon World.
In the epilogue, with his magic now granting him the ability of flight, Staz takes off in search of Fuyumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002241 +0000" stop="20261008005043 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral Games - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While mourning their fallen king, the immortals honor Zeus with celebratory games. But the competition between Ares and Heron grows brutally violent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005043 +0000" stop="20261008012041 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgement Day - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Zeus is sentenced to his fate in the Underworld while Heron visits the land of his birth. Fueled by vengeance, Seraphim unleashes wrath upon an enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012041 +0000" stop="20261008014727 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossing Paths - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Heron and his companions fight a vicious swarm of Keres and encounter a surprising traveler along their journey. Demeter makes a bold play for power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014727 +0000" stop="20261008021155 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hidden Realm - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Aided by an Amazon fleet, Heron, Alexia and Kofi face the giant automaton Talos. To enter the Hidden Realm, Seraphim must first outsmart the Curetes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021155 +0000" stop="20261008024928 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Trials - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the crown of Olympus at stake, the gods clash swords in an epic battle for the Eleusinian Stone and the power it grants to whomever possesses it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024928 +0000" stop="20261008031321 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Breath Before Dying - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Heron and Seraphim set forth on a mission of mercy while the heavens tremble with the rage of Typhon, who rains destruction down on the gods of Olympus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031321 +0000" stop="20261008033949 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hades' Choice - S03E02</title>
    <desc>To protect those she holds dear, a selfless immortal confronts a towering terror. Freed from bondage, Cronos vows to teach the gods the meaning of fear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033949 +0000" stop="20261008040505 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hellebore - S03E03</title>
    <desc>In the Underworld, the vengeful king of the Titans puts Hades' love to the ultimate test. Seraphim reveals his perilous plan to save Gorgo from torment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040505 +0000" stop="20261008043028 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers' Journey - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cronos schemes to weaken Zeus as the Olympians bid farewell to their fallen brethren. Old allies lend their swords in a clash against a colossal foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043028 +0000" stop="20261008045557 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Head of the Maenads - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While seeking an oracle to help guide them on their quest, Heron and his companions intrude upon a mysterious cult and their gruesome blood sacrifice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045557 +0000" stop="20261008052053 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower of the Winds - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A humbled Hera pleads for aid on Zeus' behalf. In the home of the wind gods, Heron's search party fights a dark force that pits friend against friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052053 +0000" stop="20261008054611 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land of the Dead - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Two star-crossed soulmates reunite on the bank of the River Styx. Facing insurmountable odds, the last remaining Olympians square off against Cronos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054611 +0000" stop="20261008061820 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Champion's Challenge - S03E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the gods at stake, the immortals and the Titans invoke the ways of old and settle their dispute through an epic battle of champions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061820 +0000" stop="20261008064559 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Call to Arms - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Demons attack the polis near the home of the outcast Heron, who finds allies in the wise elder Elias and the fierce Amazonian warrior Alexia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064559 +0000" stop="20261008071706 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past Is Prologue - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After he completes a quest for adamantine ore, Heron learns the truth about his birth from his mother Electra, as well as the identity of his father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071706 +0000" stop="20261008074408 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Raid - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The goddess Hera discovers the existence of Zeus's bastard son Heron and vows revenge. The polis falls to the forces of the malevolent Seraphim.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000143 +0000" stop="20261008005322 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 28 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While the Rayburns try to persuade the Diazes to accept a plea deal, Eric is advised to reconsider going to trial. Kevin falls in with a bad crowd.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005322 +0000" stop="20261008014414 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 29 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>On the day John testifies in court, he’s visited by someone from his past. After catching John in a lie, Chelsea approaches the legal team with info.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014414 +0000" stop="20261008024455 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 30 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin takes the witness stand. John tracks down Meg. Sally agrees to testify against allegations that her family has a history of covering the truth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024455 +0000" stop="20261008034240 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 31 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin finds himself in over his head with the Cubans. Sally makes plans for the future of the inn. John grows wary when a retired cop buddy visits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034240 +0000" stop="20261008043852 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 32 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A disoriented John finds himself in the hospital and proceeds to experience a series of surreal encounters that meld the past with the present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043852 +0000" stop="20261008054730 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 33 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Kevin learns one of the Cubans isn’t who he claims to be. Sally gets devastating news. John faces what he must do to put the matter of Danny to rest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054730 +0000" stop="20261008064703 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trouble starts when oldest son Danny Rayburn comes home for the 45th anniversary celebration of his parents' hotel in the Florida Keys' Islamorada.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064703 +0000" stop="20261008073808 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>An accident exposes old wounds, complicating the already difficult situation between Danny and his family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000526 +0000" stop="20261008003408 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under The Big Top - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The hot shop meets the big top in a circus-themed challenge filled with whimsical creatures, from a bearded dragon lady to a dapper walrus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003408 +0000" stop="20261008010145 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Work Makes The Dream Work - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The glassblowers split up into pairs. One team collaborates on a troll-like "tree baby" while the other forges flames and fiery chile peppers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010145 +0000" stop="20261008012911 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out Of This World - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Planets collide and aliens give birth as the artists conquer the final frontier: crafting dynamic sculptures that capture the majesty of outer space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012911 +0000" stop="20261008015827 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself - S03E09</title>
    <desc>In an emotional challenge, the three remaining glassblowers create pieces that represent their greatest fears — and try out some risky techniques.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015827 +0000" stop="20261008022932 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale - S03E10</title>
    <desc>In an intense eight-hour challenge, the final two artists create two very different installations. Both wow the judges, but only one can be the winner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022932 +0000" stop="20261008030206 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Power - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ten glassblowers hit the hot shop to create pieces that show off their signature style. But when scale is a factor, will they rise to the occasion?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030206 +0000" stop="20261008033350 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Grown Up - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The artists design sculptures that celebrate what they wanted to be when they were kids — with pieces inspired by botanists, stunt performers and more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033350 +0000" stop="20261008040453 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Calls - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The glassblowers take cues from natural wonders with vivid, gravity-defying installations while working in teams.</desc>
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    <title>The Dark Side - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Channeling their dark side, the contestants bring to life mutant mushrooms, creepy krakens and evil eyeballs for this spooky challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Tooth - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Lollipops, gummy bears and hard candies decorate the showroom as the artists make colorful, supersized confections for a tricky treat-based challenge.</desc>
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    <title>The Kids Are Alright - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Inspired by kids' imaginative illustrations, the glassblowers prepare one-of-a-kind pieces including a top hat-wearing snake and a flame-throwing robot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053727 +0000" stop="20261008060641 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medium Is the Message - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Passions flare as the judges task the five remaining contestants with creating pieces that pay tribute to causes they care deeply about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060641 +0000" stop="20261008063624 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Highs &amp; Lows - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The glassblowers put their presentation skills to the test by creating two pieces — one hanging and one sitting on a pedestal — that work cohesively.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063624 +0000" stop="20261008071254 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Venetian - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The heat is on for the semifinals as contestants craft a pair of Venetian glass pieces: a quick-blow goblet and a highly detailed vessel.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Gallery - S04E10</title>
    <desc>In the fiery finale, the last two standing look to be the best in glass by designing an immersive installation. Will their pieces blow the judges away?</desc>
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    <title>The Bullitt Mustang - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Danny and Baez investigate the theft of the only remaining Mustang that Steve McQueen drove in the film “Bullitt,” owned by Owen Cairo. Also, Erin is at odds with Frank when she is forced to side with her office after the acting District Attorney orders that a slew of cops be arrested for fixing traffic tickets for their friends.</desc>
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    <title>Unsung Heroes - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Danny and his family are threatened by Thomas Wilder, a serial killer Danny has not been able to apprehend, Linda’s concern intensifies over her husband’s job as well as the state of their marriage. Also, Jamie challenges his superior officer, Sgt. William Mulvey, during a hostage situation.</desc>
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    <title>Hold Outs - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When a homicide case ends in a hung jury, Erin is forced to take over the case from her colleague, ADA Kelly Blake, and with the help of DA investigator Anthony Abetemarco, find a missing witness. Also, Jamie and Eddie go undercover as an elderly couple to catch a gang that is terrorizing a neighborhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023203 +0000" stop="20261008031448 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flags of Our Fathers - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Danny is interrogated by the District Attorney’s investigator when his ex-partner is accused of planting evidence in order to wrap up a homicide case. Also, when radical anti-government activists threaten to publicly burn an American flag, Frank grapples with the limits of free speech.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031448 +0000" stop="20261008035636 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Day - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Frank’s first partner announces plans to publish a book filled with stories of their early days on the force, Frank worries about his personal stories being made public. Also, when Jamie and Eddie catch a call about a nearby officer needing assistance, the choices they each make will affect their future in the department and their relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035636 +0000" stop="20261008043706 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cursed - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When a local mobster is gunned down in his car, Danny and Baez try to get information from the mob’s low-level errand boy they find tied up in the trunk before the gang retaliates. Also, an NYPD officer asks for a new shield number to honor her late father, but Frank is conflicted as it’s the same number as his deceased son, Joe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043706 +0000" stop="20261008052030 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stomping Grounds - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When a well-regarded, newly retired NYPD lieutenant is accused of shooting a group of potential muggers on the subway and then disappears, Frank must deal with the fallout. Also, when a drug dealer returns to Baez’s old neighborhood, she and Danny must figure out how to arrest him for a murder that Baez witnessed as a child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052030 +0000" stop="20261008060121 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road to Hell - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Danny must determine who murdered a man when multiple women who worked for him all take credit for it. Also, Frank disagrees with his priest about how to handle a local boy who has been stealing money from the church, and Nicky is arrested with a group of friends when the police find drugs in her car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060121 +0000" stop="20261008064426 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Start - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Erin is overwhelmed with guilt after a man she set free is accused of killing a cop. Also, Frank and Mayor Poole continue their game of political chicken over Frank’s reappointment as commissioner, and Danny and Baez investigate a case of a cop who has gone AWOL.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064426 +0000" stop="20261008072629 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Me Help You - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Linda asks Danny and Baez to help her co-worker who is having trouble with her angry ex-husband. Also, Erin must figure out how to handle her former mentor, a judge who has been handing down unfair sentences since the recent death of his wife; and Frank goes head-to-head with an outspoken City Council Speaker who publicly voices her disapproval of the NYPD’s “broken windows” policy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001015 +0000" stop="20261008003429 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unbowed and Unbroken - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The sporangium has finally burst, revealing the Impure King. Assaulted by the miasma, Suguro barely maintains the barrier. And every passing moment brings him closer to his limit. Rin questions why he can’t draw his sword, even when backed into a corner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003429 +0000" stop="20261008005843 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shine Bright as the Sun - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Rin finally manages to draw the demon sword. Shura tells him to, “Win a place for yourself in this world!” However, there doesn’t seem to be a way to stop the Impure King’s overwhelming growth. And if Suguro’s strength fails, the barrier will collapse!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005843 +0000" stop="20261008012242 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candid and Open - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The sight of a blue flame burning in the night sky is reminiscent of “Blue Night,” but has brought about a completely different result. Now that the incidents relating to the Impure King have been concluded, those affected are moving on.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012242 +0000" stop="20261008014622 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World's Astir - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rin Okumura, a boy aiming to become an exorcist yet born the illegitimate son of the demon god Satan, advises his classmate Sei Godaiin, who begins to see demons. Despite Rin asking Ryuji Suguro and the other Exwires attending the Exorcism Cram School for a way to make demons invisible, he is unable to find a solution. Meanwhile, Rin is invited to dinner by Mephisto Pheles, the Preceptor of the Japan Branch of the Knights of the True Cross and director of the True Cross Academy. However...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014622 +0000" stop="20261008021002 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Secrets Are - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Yukio Okumura, Rin's younger twin brother and Intermediate Exorcist First Class, is summoned to a high-level inquiry meeting of the True Cross Order to be questioned about Saburota Todo, the mastermind behind the resurrection of the Impure King. Suspicious of the imposing atmosphere, Yukio recalls the words of his late adoptive father, Shiro Fujimoto. Meanwhile, the Exwires are tasked with exorcising "Mayuko of the Toilet." However, Izumo Kamiki holds a certain grudge against Shiemi Moriyama.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021002 +0000" stop="20261008023343 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Cross Academy Festival - S03E03</title>
    <desc>True Cross Academy is busy with preparations for the school festival. Renzo Shima and Rin try to find partners to attend the music festival and dance party with, but they are continually rejected. Unwilling to give up, Rin attempts to invite Izumo. But she flat out declines because the annual Exorcist Certification Exam is approaching. However, Shiemi, who has passed the school's transfer exam and has become their classmate, appears before a completely depressed Shima and Rin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023343 +0000" stop="20261008025723 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insider - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Arthur A. Angel and Lightning capture a spy hiding among the Knights of the True Cross and learn that the secret society, the Illuminati, is planning to abduct someone for a certain project. And now, the time for their plan is at hand. After hearing the news, Shura Kirigakure gathers the Exwires. Meanwhile, Izumo confronts Takara and angrily explodes when she sees a particular stuffed animal in his hands...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025723 +0000" stop="20261008032103 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destiny - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Every branch of the Knights of the True Cross is thrown into chaos as Lucifer, the King of Light, declares war. At the same time, Yukio, Rin, and the other Exwires leave for Izumo's hometown in Shimane Prefecture to bring Izumo and Shima back home. Izumo has been kidnapped and confined in the Far East Laboratory, controlled by the Illuminati. As Izumo awakens, she finds Shima wearing an Illuminati uniform. Then, she also meets someone with whom she shares a deep connection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032103 +0000" stop="20261008034443 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can't Rely On Anyone - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Takara summons Izumo's familiar, Fox God Mike, to talk about the past surrounding the Kamiki family and the Inari Taisha Shrine. Coming from a long line of shrine maidens, Tamamo, Izumo and Tsukumo's mother, serves as the head of the family who must bear the burden of controlling the fox demon, Nine Tails. Although Izumo possesses excellent divine power as a shrine maiden, she has no one she can rely on in her private life – she spends her days with her boisterous mother and younger sister. Those days fell into ruin when the Inari Light Foundation appeared and made its move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034443 +0000" stop="20261008040823 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hesitation - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Behind the façade of the Inari Tourism and Urbanization Project, the Illuminati gradually undermined the area. After learning about Izumo's past from Mike, Rin and the others head to Peace Town Inari, which they believe holds the entrance to the Illuminati's underground laboratory. Meanwhile, at the laboratory, Izumo is taken to a room where Michael Gedoin is waiting to undergo a complete medical examination. Izumo screams to create an uproar, giving her a chance to try and escape by summoning Uke and Mike. She runs away to get out of the underground laboratory – only for Renzo Shima to stand in her way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040823 +0000" stop="20261008043203 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Determination - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Michael Gedoin, lost in his admiration and adoration for Lucifer, takes further action to ensure the success of his Elixir research. He devises a plan separating Rin and his team – leaving each member to fend for themselves. Although Rin faces off against a giant, grotesque Zombie in the underground laboratory's container, he hesitates to use his sword against it when he realizes the Zombie is a human corpse possessed by a demon. Yukio, Suguro, Shiemi and Konekomaru each must face off against their demons in the laboratory alone...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043203 +0000" stop="20261008045543 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Me - S03E09</title>
    <desc>With the laboratory container now destroyed, Rin and the rest of the team were able to regroup, but Michael Gedoin sets a bloated Zombie to attack them. Gedoin talks about how the Far East Laboratory is the central hub for the Elixir of Immortality experiments – exposing the truth about Peace Town Inari and enraging everyone in the process. Then, Izumo appears – heading against her will to undergo the surgical transplant of Nine Tails. Rin breaks out his Koma Sword to save Izumo. Rin punches Shima, sending him flying, for trying to prevent Rin from helping her. Rin extends a helping hand to Izumo, but...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045543 +0000" stop="20261008051923 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Forcibly possessed by Nine Tails, Izumo strains her energy to cry for help as the demon's power overwhelms her. Rin answers Izumo's cry for help, exorcises the bloated Zombie and finds himself standing in the way of Michael Gedoin. Gedoin, confused and impatient with the unexpected situation, unleashes more Zombies on Rin and the others to buy time. As Yukio and the rest of the group come rushing to fight back, Izumo begins to be swallowed up by Nine Tails' madness, which she cannot subdue and is losing control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051923 +0000" stop="20261008054304 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pink Spider - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Izumo and the rest of the team succeed at thwarting the threat of the Illuminati, with the help of her mother, Tamamo. As the Knights of the True Cross gain control of Inari, the once-continuous turmoil and fighting finally calm down throughout the land. However, Renzo Shima leaves with the Illuminati as a member of their team. Suguro tries to explain that Renzo was a spy for the Illuminati to his elder brothers, Juzo and Kinzo, who've come to help from the Kyoto Branch – only to learn of an even more shocking truth from Juzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054304 +0000" stop="20261008060639 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden True Feelings - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Shima returns home despite everyone thinking he had severed ties. Lightning questions his motives. Mephisto plans to face off against Lucifer. Amid these turns of events, Yukio hides that he met Lucifer in person in the Illuminati's underground facility, but Shima knows the truth. A sense of great unease grows stronger in Yukio's heart – Shima advises him to talk to somebody about it. In the meantime, Mephisto arranges for Rin and the rest of the crew to rest and relax at a spa resort in gratitude for their hard work.</desc>
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    <title>Ambition - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Despite the success in taking control of the Far East Laboratory, the Illuminati remain a major threat. The Knights of the True Cross repeatedly hold discussions among the higher ranks to create countermeasures. Meanwhile, Rin and the other students are informed that the Exorcism Certification Exams will now be held sooner than planned. After the events in Shimane, Suguro struggles with the fact that he's lost sight of the reason for becoming an exorcist. However, Arch Knight Lightning is appointed as a new instructor at the Exorcist Cram School...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063019 +0000" stop="20261008065359 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Distress - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ever since the strange phenomena occurred with his eye, Yukio decides to investigate the nature of the power that has manifested. He puts his own life on the line as he becomes devoted to the dangerous training…</desc>
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    <title>Hometown - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Shura suddenly goes missing. However, based on her last traces, Mephisto deduces the high possibility that Shura has returned to her hometown in Aomori Prefecture. As such, he orders Rin and Yukio to go there and search for her. After investigating, the twins arrive at Lake Towada in Aomori. Shura was facing off against Hachirotaro Okami, a powerful Hydra who claimed the large territory centered at the lake and the surrounding areas. Hachiro and his snake companions urge Shura to fulfill her promise to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071739 +0000" stop="20261008074119 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye To You - S04E04</title>
    <desc>According to the contract made between Hachiro and Shura's ancestor, Tatsuko Kirigakure, each generation of descendants is destined to die at the age of 30 in exchange for gaining power. Shura informs Rin and Yukio about her fate. She states that she has no regrets, but Rin is not convinced and suggests they defeat Hachiro. However, Hachiro then abducts Shura. Rin and Yukio make their way to Hachiro to save her, but they arrive to find Shura being controlled by Hachiro's hypnotic powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000514 +0000" stop="20261008003011 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Café Blue - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Steve and Blue have set up a restaurant called ""Cafe Blue."" They've got fancy tables and menus, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper as chefs and they can't wait to begin serving food. We help them out with this as they find that it isn't as easy they thought when they're missing some of the things they need for the meal. By working together and using math, logic and observational skills, we help them to prepare meals for Shovel, Pail, Tickety and Periwinkle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003011 +0000" stop="20261008005443 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imagine Nation - S04E01</title>
    <desc>In this episode, we use our imagination to see, feel and even taste things that we wouldn't be able to otherwise. We tell a story with Blue, Tickety and Slippery Soap using pictures and our imaginations. Unfortunately, Mr. Salt doesn't seem to understand the whole imagination thing and so he doesn't see what we're seeing. Together with Steve, Periwinkle and Blue we come up with a special song to help Mr. Salt find his imagination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005443 +0000" stop="20261008011916 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventure - S04E02</title>
    <desc>In this episode, we use our imaginations to go on a big adventure. We're in Queen Blue's kindgom and are trying to rescue King Horace, who has been captured by Periwinkle, the Kitten Castle Keeper. We have to think creatively to overcome his magic obstacles. Then, finding our path blocked by a lock, we skidoo into a storybook and must solve a series of riddles to obtain a magic key.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011916 +0000" stop="20261008014408 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Anything Box - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When a mysterious box shows up in the backyard of the Blue's Clues house, Steve is disappointed to find that it's empty, but Blue shows him that by using imagination, the box can be anything one pretends it to be. We use this idea to have a lot of fun, pretending that the box is anything from a car to a rocketship. Shovel and Pail manage to get three different uses out of it. We even use it to make it to the top of a high tower in the Blue Skidoo segment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014408 +0000" stop="20261008020858 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superfriends - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Steve and the Blue's Clues characters are all pretending to be superheroes. Steve is Stripe Man, Blue is Super Blue and there's also Clock Girl and Super Soap. Together, with us the viewer (The Incredibly Helpful Friend) we're The Thinking Squad. Together, we use our superpowers to solve a number of problems. We help Paprika find her missing Teddy Bear and help Mr. Salt at telling time. In the Blue Skidoo segment, we help a friend named Frank to find out just what his superpower is and help out two other friends in the process.</desc>
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    <title>What's New, Blue? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>What's new? Blue and the Blue's Clues characters are trying out new things and so Blue and Steve decide to create ""Blue's News"" to document it. See Blue rollerskate, Pail try playing basketball, big news about Paprika, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper and more. That's the news - now everyone knows.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023330 +0000" stop="20261008025803 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's New Place - S04E06</title>
    <desc>With Mr. Salt and Mrs. Peppers' new baby coming, changes have been happening in the Blue's Clues house and in this episode, Blue creates an entirely new place for herself, while Paprika moves into a big kid room. We learn about the special places of some of the various characters and what they like to do in them. We help Paprika to select big-kid things that let her do the things she enjoys. We also check out Blue's special place after receiving an invitation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025803 +0000" stop="20261008032307 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Mr. Salt and Mrs. Peppers' new baby on the way, Blue and Steve have decided to create ""Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper Day"" to honor them for all of the things they do to help everyone. Throughout the day, we try to help them out, from helping them to clean the kitchen to learning about their favorite things. They're also presented with a number of gifts carefully crafted to show them the things the characters appreciate about them. All of this is a great help to them - not only to relax, but also to feel very appreciated for all their hard work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032307 +0000" stop="20261008034739 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby's Here! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>We've been waiting and the moment everyone's been looking forward to has finally come: Mrs. Pepper is ready to have her new baby. While she's at the hospital and we wait for Mr. Salt's phone call, we do things like look at baby albums to pass the time. Later, we visit the baby hospital with Blue, Steve and Paprika and meet the new baby. Finally, the baby comes home and we give it a special welcome home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034739 +0000" stop="20261008041211 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Changes - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Now that Cinnamon has come to the Blue's Clues house, it's necessary to make some changes to keep him comfortable. That means that things such as loud games are out when Cinnamon is trying to sleep - but we learn that by just thinking a little, we can come up with changes that will let us still do the things that we want to do, but in a different way. Sometimes the changes aren't easy at first, but they help others and aren't really that much of a problem. In the spirit of change in helping out, we also try to find ways to help Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper take care of Cinnamon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041211 +0000" stop="20261008043644 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs! - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Steve and Blue are going on a bug-watching expedition and we're invited to come along. We help them to spot many neat bugs and once we've found them, we learn more about them and also theorize about why they do the things that they do. We also skidoo into a big bug book. There, we meet up with Antoinette, a worker ant on the first day at the job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043644 +0000" stop="20261008050116 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>¡Un Día Con Plum! - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Periwinkle missed his friend from the city, Plum, for a long time, but now he's finally come over to visit. Plum is a small purple bird who knows how to speak both Spanish and English. Throughout the episode, we learn how to speak Spanish words and also help out our friends. We learn Spanish as we help Periwinkle and Plum to create a marioneta. We also skiddoo into a puppet book, where we find Pedro, who needs our help in finding things to wear, so we use both Spanish and logic to figure out the right things that he needs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050116 +0000" stop="20261008052552 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Inside? - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The finding of a secret lost door gives us the opportunity to talk about things that are inside other things. For example, we play the ""Grocery Game"" with Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. This involves placing various food items on shelves baased on what's inside them. We also get to skidoo into a pull-tab book, where we find many interesting things inside the tabs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052552 +0000" stop="20261008055024 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blocks - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Blue's friend Green Puppy is over visiting with Blue at the Blue's Clues house and we're all having fun with blocks - Steve and Blue constructing towers with our help and Green Puppy knocking over towers of her own. We learn about concepts such as balance, shapes and as we construct. A Blue Skidoo segment offers a look into architecture. We help an architect to select shapes to build various structures based on blueprints that he's created.</desc>
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    <title>Blue's Big Musical - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Blue and the gang decide to put on a musical show in the back yard.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Boogie - S04E14</title>
    <desc>In this episode, we explore all sorts of dances. We learn that all sorts of movements can qualify as a dance. In the Blue Skidoo segment, we find out that a person who works to create dances is called a choreographer. We help Steve and Blue to aid the choreographer in performing a new dance of his.</desc>
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    <title>Blue's Backyard Ballgame Bonanza - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Steve is all dressed-up in t-shirt and sport pants as we head out for Blue's Backyard Ballgame Bonanza. It's a fun-filled event containing all sorts of different ballgames. We help out our friends with the games by acting as a coach and telling them how they can make the balls do the things they want. We also have fun with Steve's invisi-ball and later skidoo into a stadium where we assist Steve in making sense of an obstacle course filled with ball challenges.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Plant! - S04E16</title>
    <desc>We join Steve and Blue who are outside planting Nero, a new plant of theirs. In this episode, we learn all about plants, starting with some of the plants in the backyard of the Blue's Clues house. We help Periwinkle learn about plants and pretend to be plants ourselves. Later, we skidoo into a plant book and learn about the very smart behaviors of some of Blue's favorite plants, such as the Venus Flytrap.</desc>
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    <title>Joe's First Day - S04E22</title>
    <desc>At the top of the episode, Steve is playing show-and-tell. He's trying to figure out what he should show. He thinks maybe his stuffed toy, Horace the Anteater would be a good idea, or maybe his guitar. He gets a phone call and it turns out that it's from his brother, Joe. He's going to be coming over and is going to play show-and-tell with everyone. Throughout the episode, Steve plays show-and-tell with the various characters. He also spends time working on a picture to show to Joe and asks for the audiences' help. Finally, Steve has the viewers watch for Joe. He finally shows up and he and everyone else share their show-and-tell items together.</desc>
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    <title>Blue's Treasure Hunt - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cap’n McStripes (that’s “pirate” for Josh) and Blue are playing pirates, but where is the treasure?! We play Blue’s Clues to figure it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003836 +0000" stop="20261008010120 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spooky Costume Party with Blue - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's a spooky Halloween at the Blue's Clues house - Blue's dressed up as a fish, but Magenta can't decide what to wear! We play Blue's Clues to figure out what costume Magenta should wear.</desc>
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    <title>Thankful with Blue - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Josh is making a Thankful Book and is looking to find out what our friends in the Blue’s Clue’s house are thankful. We play Blue’s Clues to find out what Blue is thankful for and learn about patience and sharing on the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012404 +0000" stop="20261008014648 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Blue's Bistro - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Blue’s Bistro – a very fancy restaurant! While playing Blue’s Clues to figure out what Blue wants to eat, we help Josh take our friends’ orders and skidoo to Farmer Goat’s farm to retrieve fresh vegetables!</desc>
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    <title>Blue's Big Baking Show - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue bake bibingka, a sweet cake made with rice from the Philippines. We play Blue's Clues to figure out who Blue wants to bake the cake for!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020932 +0000" stop="20261008023216 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Night Before Christmas - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time with Blue and Josh! We play Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants for Christmas, wrap presents with Joe, and decorate with Steve and celebrate lots of Christmas traditions! We even visit Santa's workshop!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023216 +0000" stop="20261008025500 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepy Singalong with Blue - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Search for clues to figure out Blue's favorite part of bedtime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025500 +0000" stop="20261008031744 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Imagination - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Imagining along with Josh and Blue in a game of Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue envisions a mysterious shape to be; a story created by Slippery, Magenta and Tickety helps Mr. Salt discover his own imagination.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031744 +0000" stop="20261008034028 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Dance Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Search for clues to figure out what Blue's favorite dance is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034028 +0000" stop="20261008040312 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What I Like About Blue - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue celebrate Love Day, and Slippery finishes his Love Day cards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040312 +0000" stop="20261008042551 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Show and Tell Surprise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Blue and her friends go through their school day; Blue has something to share at Show and Tell and we play Blue's Clues to figure it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042551 +0000" stop="20261008044830 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Rainy Day Rainbow - S02E14</title>
    <desc>We play Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to play on this rainy day; help Josh get dressed in his rainy-day clothes and skidoo to learn how rainbows are formed; and meet a real rainbow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044830 +0000" stop="20261008051110 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring is Here! - S02E15</title>
    <desc>We play an outdoor game of Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to do on the first day of spring, while learning about the seasons and help butterflies find their friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051110 +0000" stop="20261008053349 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Neighborhood Adventure - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are Neighborhood Heroes, helping everyone they meet as they explore our neighborhood. We play Blue’s Clues to figure out where Blue wants to go in the neighborhood and make very important stop to make pizza with Mr. Oregano!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blue's Beach Bonanza - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are Neighborhood Heroes, helping everyone they meet as they explore our neighborhood. We play Blue’s Clues to figure out where Blue wants to go in the neighborhood and make very important stop to make pizza with Mr. Oregano!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055623 +0000" stop="20261008061903 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Anywhere Box Surprise - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Hop in for a ride in Josh and Blue's Anywhere Box! We work out where Blue wants to go, and visit the ocean, mountain, savanna, and even our friend Polka Dots!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061903 +0000" stop="20261008064137 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Missing Pies - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Salt's pies keep disappearing, so Blue plays Blue's Clues to help find the missing pies; Josh and Blue collect evidence and question Mr. Salt, Tickety, and Detective Gopher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064137 +0000" stop="20261008070411 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Makes a Movie with YOU! - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are making a movie, and they need your help! What will wake Magenta up? While looking for clues, we help Rapunzel make her own movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070411 +0000" stop="20261008072644 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's YOUR Birthday - S02E21</title>
    <desc>It’s time to make a wish and blow out the candles because Blue and her friends are celebrating the birthday of the viewer at home. DJ Slip is spinning the tracks, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are baking up a cake, and everyone is playing Blue's Clues to figure out what game Blue wants to play at the party.</desc>
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    <title>Our New Neighbor! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue play Blue’s Clues to figure out how they can help Periwinkle, who is feeling homesick, feel welcome and learn more about their new kitten neighbor along the way, helping him unpack and even skidooing to his old neighborhood to retrieve his missing stuffy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000307 +0000" stop="20261008001025 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Mountains - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Bluey, Bingo, Mum and Dad play a game of hand puppets, exploring the land beyond the Blue Mountains where they outsmart the Cheeky Fox to find the softest beds in the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001025 +0000" stop="20261008001743 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pool - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Packing for the pool, Bluey and Dad tease Mum about being so fussy with what to take. But when they arrive underprepared, they realise a little planning goes a long way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001743 +0000" stop="20261008002501 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shops - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Playing 'Shops' is the best game ever for Bluey and her friends - if they can ever get started! With Bluey questioning the rules and changing who's who, they might be here all day!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002501 +0000" stop="20261008003219 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wagon Ride - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bluey can't wait to get to the monkey bars as Dad takes her and Bingo on a wagon ride to the park. But her patience is tested when Dad keeps stopping to chat with other grown-ups.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003219 +0000" stop="20261008003937 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taxi - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Bluey is running a taxi service. Her first passenger is Businessman Dad, who is in a rush to get to the airport. But with unexpected delays, Dad's in danger of missing his flight!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003937 +0000" stop="20261008004655 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beach - S01E26</title>
    <desc>As Mum goes for a walk along the beach, Bluey runs to catch up with her. Along the way, she has a series of encounters that both excite and test her in her first solo adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004655 +0000" stop="20261008005413 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirates - S01E27</title>
    <desc>It's an adventure on the high seas as Bluey, Bingo and Missy play Pirates on the hammock swing, but they'll need to find their courage to withstand storms and whale attacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005413 +0000" stop="20261008010131 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grannies - S01E28</title>
    <desc>A game of "Grannies" is fun, until Bingo and Bluey can't agree on one simple question: Can Grannies dance? Now they need to video call Nana to get the answer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010131 +0000" stop="20261008010849 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creek - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Bored of the local playground, Dad and the kids go bush on a journey to their local creek. Cast out of her comfort zone, Bluey's eyes are opened to the beauty of the natural world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010849 +0000" stop="20261008011607 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairies - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Bluey's house has fairies! Tails are being braided, stickers are everywhere, and Mum's got a peg beard. Now the family must band together to hunt for these invisible mischief-makers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011607 +0000" stop="20261008012325 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work - S01E31</title>
    <desc>In a game of 'Work', Dad hires Bluey and Bingo at his drainpipe factory. But when Bluey takes charge, Dad finds his new boss pretty tough, especially her no dancing rule.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012325 +0000" stop="20261008013043 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bumpy and the Wise Old Wolfhound - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Bingo is sick in hospital, so Bluey and Dad sent her a homemade video to lift her spirits. It tells the tale of Barnicus' quest to heal her spotty dog named Bumpy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013043 +0000" stop="20261008013801 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trampoline - S01E33</title>
    <desc>When Dad has to stop having fun with the girls and go to work, Bluey and Bingo scramble to keep him playing games with them on the trampoline!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013801 +0000" stop="20261008014519 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dump - S01E34</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the Dump, Dad claims he’s the best at everything. But Bluey discovers that Dad’s throwing out her old drawing and questions if he really is the best Dad in the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014519 +0000" stop="20261008015237 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zoo - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Bluey’s backyard zoo is home to wonderful animals, especially the big blue Daddy gorilla. But when he grabs visitor Bingo and escapes, Zookeeper Bluey must recapture the wild beast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015237 +0000" stop="20261008015955 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backpackers - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Mum and Dad are going on an adventure wearing the kids as their cheeky backpacks! Seeing the sights and buying street food, backpacking is a blast - until they lose their passports.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015955 +0000" stop="20261008020713 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Adventure - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Princesses, horses and magic wands. Bluey and Chloe can play any role they want, when they embark on an adventure to save their playground kingdom from the Greedy Queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020713 +0000" stop="20261008021432 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copycat - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Bluey's having fun copying everything Dad says and does, but the game takes a serious turn when Bluey finds a hurt budgie and they have to make an emergency trip to the vet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021432 +0000" stop="20261008022150 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sleepover - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A sleepover with their cousin means Bluey and Bingo get to stay up late! But when Muffin shows up exhausted after missing her nap, the girls get more fun than they bargained for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022150 +0000" stop="20261008022908 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Early Baby - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Bluey's playgroup is at odds when Indy's baby hospital collides with Rusty's knights and dragons. But in explaining themselves, they find their games actually have a lot in common.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022908 +0000" stop="20261008023626 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mums and Dads - S01E41</title>
    <desc>When Indy and Rusty play Mums and Dads, they can't agree on who should go to work, so they part company. Indy has a hard time finding a babysitter, while Bluey makes Rusty her baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023626 +0000" stop="20261008024344 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S01E42</title>
    <desc>It's time for a family game of hide and seek! Everyone hides, while Bluey counts to twenty, but will she be able to stay focused on the game and not get distracted by all her toys?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024344 +0000" stop="20261008025102 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camping - S01E43</title>
    <desc>While on a camping holiday, Bluey makes a new friend called Jean-Luc. Bluey may not understand him, but they find common language playing and hunting for a wild Daddy pig.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025102 +0000" stop="20261008025820 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mount Mumandad - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Bingo and Bluey have five minutes to bed, just enough time to race to the summit of Mount Mumandad! But facing powerful storms, avalanches and stinky spots, this will take teamwork.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025820 +0000" stop="20261008030538 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids - S01E45</title>
    <desc>A quick trip to the shops proves tricky for Dad, when Bingo and Bluey want to play a game of 'Kids'. Now Bluey is Mum, Bingo's her baby and Dad is a very naughty boy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030538 +0000" stop="20261008031256 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chickenrat - S01E46</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime and Bingo can't remember where she left her beloved Floppy! Retracing their steps, Bingo and Bluey lead Mum through their bizzare day in the hope of tracking her down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031256 +0000" stop="20261008032014 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighbours - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Bluey needs Mum’s advice on dealing with a troublesome neighbour, when the serenity of her couch cushion playhouse is threatened by Bingo’s growing stable of animals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032014 +0000" stop="20261008032732 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teasing - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Bluey, Bingo and Mum get into a debate with Dad about the definition of teasing. As they recall all the times he's been a Big Teaser, Dad argues that he was only playing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032732 +0000" stop="20261008033450 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asparagus - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Dad tells Bluey to mind her manners at the table - they're not animals. But when Bluey gets her hands on a stick of magic asparagus, she shows them everyone's got a wild side.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033450 +0000" stop="20261008034208 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shaun - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo want a pet. To show them how much work they'd be in for, Dad transforms his hand into their old friend Shaun, a chaotic, undisciplined Emu with a taste for trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034208 +0000" stop="20261008034916 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Putdown - S01E51</title>
    <desc>When Mum goes out to a baby shower, Dad takes charge of the girls' evening routine. But with Bluey missing Mum, Dad has to pull out all the games he knows to keep them entertained.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034916 +0000" stop="20261008035634 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Verandah Santa - S01E52</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas Eve and Dad and the kids are taking turns pretending to be Santa! But when Socks nips Bluey and Bluey refuses to leave her a present, they must all learn the true meaning of being good for Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035634 +0000" stop="20261008040352 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance Mode - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After Dad eats her last chip, Bingo is given three chances to put Mum and Dad in 'Dance Mode' as payback. But the others can't resist taking Bingo's turns for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040352 +0000" stop="20261008041110 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hammerbarn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On a trip to Hammerbarn, Bluey and Bingo create their own mini-homes side-by-side in the trolley. But Bluey quickly gets jealous of her neighbour Bingo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041110 +0000" stop="20261008041828 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Featherwand - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Mum are oﬀ to Chloe’s party and Bingo isn’t invited. But armed with a magic featherwand that makes things incredibly heavy, Bingo can now stop them leaving the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041828 +0000" stop="20261008042546 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squash - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Dad and Uncle Stripe play a game of squash, Bluey and Bingo are in control of their every move, and Bingo proves that big siblings don’t always beat little siblings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042546 +0000" stop="20261008043304 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hairdressers - S02E05</title>
    <desc>During a game of hairdressers, Bluey discovers that big-headed customer Dad has nits! To help treat them Bingo has to find her voice, while Bluey has to find her ears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043304 +0000" stop="20261008044022 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stumpfest - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dad and his mates hit the backyard, ready to rip up some tree stumps! But when Bluey and Bingo take over a stump as a nail salon, Dad finds he's got some negotiating to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044022 +0000" stop="20261008044740 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Favourite Thing - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Bluey accidentally makes Bingo upset playing a game at dinner, she will do anything to make her happy again - even changing the rules of the game. But nothing seems to work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044740 +0000" stop="20261008045458 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Dropoff - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dad refuses to be late dropping off Bluey and Bingo at kindy and school, but the girls make Dad play so many games, they quickly derail his plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045458 +0000" stop="20261008050216 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Bluey has a playdate at Chloe's, Bingo must learn how to play by herself. But all the games she knows need more than one person! Luckily Dad has a problem that needs solving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050216 +0000" stop="20261008050934 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rug Island - S02E10</title>
    <desc>On Bingo and Bluey's Rug Island, a pack of felt pens can be anything - bananas, campfires, even a snake! But Dad will need to embrace his inner kid if he wants to make it his home.</desc>
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    <title>Charades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo want everyone to play Charades, but Muffin and Socks are too young to understand the rules and Nanna must think quickly to keep the game on track.</desc>
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    <title>Sticky Gecko - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Mum must get Bluey and Bingo out the door in time for a playdate, but they can't leave before they finish their game - waiting for a sticky rubber gecko to drop from the ceiling</desc>
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    <title>Dad Baby - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Dad shows the kids how to use their old baby-harness, a new game is born: Dad Baby! But Dad is unprepared for the harsh realities of giving birth to a baby Bingo.</desc>
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    <title>Mum School - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bluey plays mum to a brood of bouncy balloons, including an irrepressible floater named Greenie. But she soon discovers that mothering is much harder than she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Trains - S02E15</title>
    <desc>All aboard the Dad Train! Bingo goes from home to daycare to her job at the Vet every morning, but there's trouble on the line as a mischievous Bluey throws everyone off schedule.</desc>
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    <title>Army - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jack's the new dog at school and the newest recruit in Rusty's army. Jack struggles with following instructions and always forgets his hat but Rusty will make a soldier of him yet.</desc>
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    <title>Fancy Restaurant - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Bingo and Bluey want Mum and Dad to smoochy kiss, so they set up a romantic evening for two at their fancy restaurant. Everything goes to plan until Chef Bingo's special arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Piggyback - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Heelers take a long riverside walk but Bingo's legs are tired and she wants a piggyback. To distract her, Mum and Dad invent fun games and get her little legs moving again!</desc>
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    <title>The Show - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Bingo drops Mum's breakfast-in-bed on the floor, she's convinced she's ruined her big day. But Bluey helps make amends by putting on a play of how Mum and Dad first met.</desc>
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    <title>Tickle Crabs - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Dad brings a pair of tenacious tickle crabs home from the beach, nowhere in the house is safe! His only hope of escaping their tickles is with help from his true love.</desc>
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    <title>Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Mum and Dad describe a made-up world where they can relax without the girls, Bluey and Bingo decide to burst into their fantasy and chase them down. How will Mum and Dad escape?</desc>
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    <title>Bus - S02E22</title>
    <desc>During a game of bus, passenger Mum is too scared to tell Bus Driver Dad that she secretly loves him, until she gets some help from the Grannies.</desc>
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    <title>Queens - S02E23</title>
    <desc>During a game of Queens, Bluey and Bingo find that playing the butler is much more fun. But someone must play the Queen, even if it means not being afraid of a bit of hard work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064412 +0000" stop="20261008065130 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flat Pack - S02E24</title>
    <desc>While Mum and Dad struggle to build new flat-pack furniture, Bluey and Bingo transform the empty boxes into their own new world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065130 +0000" stop="20261008065850 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helicopter - S02E25</title>
    <desc>At school, Bluey and her friends turn a tree stump into a thrilling game of Helicopter. But as the pilot, Bluey has to learn to give up some control so they can all have fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065850 +0000" stop="20261008070640 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepytime - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Inside Bingo's dream, Bingo and Floppy have an intergalactic adventure, while the rest of her sleep-deprived family try to navigate Bingo's non-stop night-time bedhopping.</desc>
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    <title>Grandad - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Grandad is supposed to be resting, but when Bluey and Bingo go to visit him, he makes a run for it with the kids and takes them on a madcap adventure into the bush.</desc>
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    <title>Seesaw - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Dad has rudely plonked himself on one end of the seesaw. So Bluey and Bingo round up the entire playground to help flip him off, but they still need to find one more friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072118 +0000" stop="20261008072838 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movies - S02E29</title>
    <desc>It is Bluey's first trip to the cinema, but she's worried that the movie will be too scary. When Bingo starts running amok in the theatre, she must conquer her fear and help Dad out.</desc>
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    <title>Library - S02E30</title>
    <desc>When Muffin is told that she is special by her Dad, she interprets it as an excuse to do anything she wants, which means playing Bluey and Bingo's game of Library her way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073557 +0000" stop="20261008074317 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barky Boats - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Mackenzie are excited to spend time with their two buddies Mia and Captain. When the older kids run off to play together without them, Calypso explains that growing up can be hard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074317 +0000" stop="20261008075037 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burger Shop - S02E32</title>
    <desc>It's time for Bluey and Bingo to get out of the bath. But Dad has decided not to tell them what to do and gets roped into a game of Burger Shop.</desc>
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    <title>Circus - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Bluey is the ringmaster in a game of circus with her friends, but Hercules wants to play his motorcycle game instead. Luckily Bluey has a solution to keep everyone happy.</desc>
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    <title>Havre de Grace - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Nucky takes inventory after being warned of a skunk in his cellar. On the lam following a close call, Chalky and Daughter take refuge outside Wilmington with Oscar Boneau, his mentor from years ago. Gillian considers selling her mansion and starting a new life with Roy Phillips.</desc>
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    <title>Farewell Daddy Blues - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Eli braces for the worst as Agent Knox launches his plan to bring Nucky down. Capone and Torrio reach an agreement in Cicero. Chalky looks to settle scores. Richard steps forward to save Tommy, at Gillian's expense.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020630 +0000" stop="20261008030404 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Days for Boys and Girls - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In Cuba, Nucky presses a U.S. senator on Prohibition's repeal and eyes a business deal with a rum magnate. Margaret witnesses a casualty of the Great Depression. Luciano makes a bold career move. Chalky catches a break to get out of a bad situation. In a flashback to 1884, a young Nucky makes an impression on the Commodore.</desc>
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    <title>The Good Listener - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Nucky pays a visit to Johnny Torrio. Eli and Van Alden must recoup money lost during a federal raid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035920 +0000" stop="20261008045301 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Jesus Said - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Chalky heads in a new direction. Margaret finds herself in a quandary.</desc>
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    <title>Cuanto - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Nucky and Margaret find common ground in Atlantic City. Luciano encounters an old adversary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055132 +0000" stop="20261008064521 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Norway - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Chalky returns to Atlantic City. Nucky arranges a meeting with Maranzano. Eli reunites with June.</desc>
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    <title>Devil You Know - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Federal agents enlist the help of Eli and Van Alden to take down the Capone organization.</desc>
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    <title>Spud the Woodsman - S14E04</title>
    <desc>Today’s build is an amazing wooden A-frame cottage for Chip Chipper the woodsman. Spud is in awe of Chip and decides to be a woodsman just like him. He does this by copying every move that chip makes.</desc>
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    <title>Muck's Mootastic Dairy - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Bob is building a new dairy and Muck is entrusted with looking after the cows. When the cows cause chaos and knock down the half-built dairy, everyone helps to rebuild it so the cows can be milked before sunset arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Roley the Green Cat - S14E06</title>
    <desc>Roley is mystified as to why Pilchard doesn't want to play with him any more, until he discovers her with a litter of kittens, and is proud to become Uncle Roley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003305 +0000" stop="20261008004312 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put It Together Bob - S14E07</title>
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  <programme start="20261008004312 +0000" stop="20261008005318 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dodger the Milktruck - S14E08</title>
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  <programme start="20261008005318 +0000" stop="20261008010325 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Musketrucks - S14E09</title>
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    <title>Scoop Slips Up - S14E10</title>
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  <programme start="20261008011332 +0000" stop="20261008012339 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dodger’s Dairy Disaster - S14E11</title>
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    <title>Bob’s Beach Hut - S14E12</title>
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    <title>The House That Lofty Built - S15E01</title>
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    <title>Bob’s Big Idea - S15E02</title>
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  <programme start="20261008015402 +0000" stop="20261008020411 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley Brings The House Down - S15E03</title>
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  <programme start="20261008020411 +0000" stop="20261008021420 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muck’s Machine Wash - S15E04</title>
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    <title>Lofty’s Comet - S15E05</title>
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    <title>Lofty The Lifeguard - S15E06</title>
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  <programme start="20261008023438 +0000" stop="20261008024447 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Struck Spud - S15E07</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bentley takes Scrambler on as his personal trainer when Bob and the team build an exercise park at Bobland Bay</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024447 +0000" stop="20261008025456 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go, Mr. Bentley, Go! - S15E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bentley takes Scrambler on as his personal trainer when Bob and the team build an exercise park at Bobland Bay</desc>
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    <title>Tumbler and the Skate Park - S15E09</title>
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    <title>Fantastic Flex - S15E10</title>
    <desc>Flex the cherry picker arrives to help Bob and the team replace the lens at the Bobland Bay lighthouse. After getting the new lens stuck in the tree, Flex begins to doubt his future with Bob and the team.</desc>
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    <title>Packer's Trailer Trouble - S15E11</title>
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    <title>Scoop's Best Team Ever - S15E12</title>
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    <title>Spud and the Hotel - S15E13</title>
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    <title>Tumbler's Perfect Promenade - S15E14</title>
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  <programme start="20261008035547 +0000" stop="20261008040555 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clean as a Whistle Bristle - S15E15</title>
    <desc>Bristle is an eager new road-sweeper who sweeps up more than just rubbish, causing a great deal of confusion.</desc>
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    <title>Zoomer's Snowy Adventure - S16E01</title>
    <desc>Zoomer the skidoo is staying with Bob in Sunflower Valley. And, when a huge snowfall blocks the whole valley, Zoomer's caterpillar tracks are ideal to help Scoop find his way through the snow with his snowplough to unblock the valley. But Zoomer is impatient and easily distracted. When he sees a distressed little rabbit he leaves Scoop on his own. With no expert guidance, Scoop drives into a deep snowbank and gets stuck. Zoomer races off to get help from another machine with caterpillar tracks... Muck! Zoomer is very sorry. He was only trying to help the little rabbit but Bob has a great machine-inspired idea to help the animals!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041604 +0000" stop="20261008042613 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Radio Bob - S16E02</title>
    <desc>Flex is having a hard time thinking of an idea for a show on Sunflower Valley's newest radio station dedicated to Bob and his team.</desc>
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    <title>Tumbler and the Ice Rink - S16E03</title>
    <desc>Tumbler and Dizzy are on their way to collect some concrete when Dizzy gets trapped in a snow drift.</desc>
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    <title>Spud the DJ - S16E04</title>
    <desc>Bob FM radio host Mike Turntable has to pick up a new microphone and leaves Spud in charge of the station while he's away.</desc>
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    <title>Silent Scoop - S16E05</title>
    <desc>Scoop and Muck have to work very quietly to avoid waking Mike Turntable which is no easy task.</desc>
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    <title>Scrambler Get's Prepared - S16E06</title>
    <desc>Chip Chipper and Scrambler are taking the Sunflower Valley kids on an overnight "Badger Patrol". Their motto is "Be prepared" - advice that Scrambler is determined to follow. When Roley tells him that the patrol will need shelter, Scrambler rushes to get a tent from Mrs Bentley - but Chip has already organised the kids to build bivouac shelters. Then Roley tells Scrambler that the patrol will need food so he rushes off to get some fruit and nuts. But again, Chip beats him to it with some energy bars. Finally, Roley says that the children will need to keep warm at night so Scrambler zooms off to get some warm clothing, not realising that the patrol already have warm jackets. Scrambler feels bad for not being properly prepared. When the patrol needs some badger food, Scrambler realises that his fruit and nuts are ideal. He was prepared after all! The patrol declare Scrambler to coolest patrol member ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050640 +0000" stop="20261008051648 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sumsy's Special Building - S16E07</title>
    <desc>Mr Bentley is in need of a proper Mayor's office so he can stop filing his paperwork in Mrs Bentley's greenhouse. Bob sets about constructing a special earthship out of unusual recycled materials. Sumsy wants to help and sets off to find some materials for Bob. Unfortunately, she gets the wrong end of the stick and brings some bricks and some glass from Mr Bentley's greenhouse - things that people still need. Chaos ensues when birds make off with Mr Bentley's paperwork. Spud retrieves the paperwork back but Sumsy feels terrible. Eventually Sumsy has a great idea for some unusual office furniture, woven from recycled wooden twigs - including a filing cabinet for Mr Bentley's paperwork!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051648 +0000" stop="20261008052655 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lofty's Banana Tree - S16E08</title>
    <desc>Lofty wants to be special friends with a banana tree and doesn't let expert Flex help him look after it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052655 +0000" stop="20261008053702 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley's Flat Garden - S16E09</title>
    <desc>Roley persuades Mr. Bentley to design a flat garden so that he can show-off how good he can flatten things. Unfortunately, a completely flat space is not ideal for a botanical garden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053702 +0000" stop="20261008054710 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Splasher - S16E10</title>
    <desc>A new amphibious vehicle called Splasher arrives and sets about rescuing people - even when they don't need it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054710 +0000" stop="20261008055717 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breezy Bristle - S16E11</title>
    <desc>During a heatwave, Bob and the team build a new shelter for Gripper and Grabber. Bristle keeps getting in the way, but eventually finds that he has his own uses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055717 +0000" stop="20261008060725 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splasher's Two Stops - S16E12</title>
    <desc>Splasher tries to be in two places at once and causes a great deal of confusion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060725 +0000" stop="20261008061732 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Inspector Calls - S16E13</title>
    <desc>A building inspector comes to view some of the team's work which leads to Bob and his machines recalling some of their best builds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061732 +0000" stop="20261008062744 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scratch’s Hidden Treasures - S17E01</title>
    <desc>New machine Scratch is told to watch and learn for the day, but he is itching to do some work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062744 +0000" stop="20261008063755 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrambler’s Best Idea - S17E02</title>
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  <programme start="20261008063755 +0000" stop="20261008064805 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoop The Artist - S17E03</title>
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  <programme start="20261008064805 +0000" stop="20261008065823 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Tide For Lofty - S17E04</title>
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  <programme start="20261008065823 +0000" stop="20261008070831 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley’s Rovers - S17E05</title>
    <desc>Roley is so pleased to be given the role of team mascot that he forgets Bob's instructions for preparing the football pitch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070831 +0000" stop="20261008071845 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start from Scratch - S17E06</title>
    <desc>Scratch tries to impress Bob with a football trick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071845 +0000" stop="20261008072902 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Time Scratch - S17E07</title>
    <desc>Scratch is so excited about installing floodlights at the football pitch that he is unable to sleep, but when the time comes to turn them on, he struggles to stay awake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072902 +0000" stop="20261008073915 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lofty and the Monster - S17E08</title>
    <desc>Scoop, Dizzy and Scrambler play a game of monster chase, but Lofty does not realise they are only playing.</desc>
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    <title>You Only Get One Time Around - S01E03</title>
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    <title>A New Generation - S01E01</title>
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    <title>I'd Like to Serve - S01E02</title>
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    <title>You Only Get One Time Around - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Bleakening (1) - S08E06</title>
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    <title>V for Valentine-detta - S08E08</title>
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    <title>Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien - S08E09</title>
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    <title>The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets - S08E10</title>
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    <title>Sleeping with the Frenemy - S08E11</title>
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    <title>The Hurt Soccer - S08E12</title>
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    <title>Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene - S08E13</title>
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    <title>The Trouble with Doubles - S08E14</title>
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    <title>Go Tina on the Mountain - S08E15</title>
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    <title>Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday - S08E16</title>
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    <title>Boywatch - S08E17</title>
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    <title>As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps - S08E18</title>
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    <title>Mo Mommy, Mo Problems - S08E19</title>
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    <title>Mission Impos-slug-ble - S08E20</title>
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    <title>Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You - S08E21</title>
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    <title>Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now - S09E01</title>
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    <title>The Taking of Funtime One Two Three - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Desperate for the grand prize dune buggy at their local arcade, Louise, Tina and Gene devise a master plan, with the help of Mr. Fischoeder. Meanwhile, Teddy manages to convince Bob and Linda to take in a chicken by promising fresh eggs.</desc>
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    <title>Tweentrepreneurs - S09E03</title>
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    <title>Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street - S09E04</title>
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    <title>Live and Let Fly - S09E05</title>
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    <title>Ruthie - S04E09</title>
    <desc>On one awful day, Princess Carolyn deals with rejection, deception and loss. BoJack and Diane try to track down Hollyhock's birth certificate.</desc>
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    <title>lovin that cali lifestyle!! - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Diane leaks damaging information on Jessica Biel, Todd's clown dentist business hits a snag, and Princess Carolyn finds hope in an unlikely place.</desc>
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    <title>Time's Arrow - S04E11</title>
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    <title>What Time is it Right Now? - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Princess Carolyn pitches "Philbert" to company execs. Todd gets a better business idea. BoJack comes to a realization about Hollyhock.</desc>
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    <title>The Light Bulb Scene - S05E01</title>
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    <title>The Dog Days Are Over - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Planned Obsolescence - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Todd meets Yolanda's parents, who don't know she's asexual. Mr. Peanutbutter romances a young waitress. Gina confesses a childhood dream to BoJack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031317 +0000" stop="20261008033924 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BoJack the Feminist - S05E04</title>
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    <title>The Amelia Earhart Story - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Free Churro - S05E06</title>
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    <title>INT. SUB - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Mr. Peanutbutter's Boos - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Ancient History - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Head in the Clouds - S05E10</title>
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    <title>The Showstopper - S05E11</title>
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    <title>A Horse Walks into a Rehab - S06E01</title>
    <desc>BoJack checks into Pastiches, a Malibu rehab facility, where he grapples with memories of Sarah Lynn's death and his own troubled childhood.</desc>
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    <title>The New Client - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Friday, February 9, 2024 - S37E97</title>
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    <title>Monday, February 19, 2024 - S37E103</title>
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    <title>Tuesday, February 20, 2024 - S37E104</title>
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    <title>Wednesday, February 21, 2024 - S37E105</title>
    <desc>Sheila approaches Kelly while she's on a playdate with a friend. Steffy and Liam unite in their concern over Sheila.</desc>
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    <title>Thursday, February 22, 2024 - S37E106</title>
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    <title>Friday, February 23, 2024 - S37E107</title>
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    <title>Monday, February 26, 2024 - S37E108</title>
    <desc>Finn confesses his true feelings about Steffy and Sheila's altercation to Hope. Steffy can't shake her overwhelming, ominous feeling about Sheila.</desc>
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    <title>Tuesday, February 27, 2024 - S37E109</title>
    <desc>Deacon and Liam argue about Sheila's unpredictable behavior. Steffy and Finn encounter an unexpected challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Wednesday, February 28, 2024 - S37E110</title>
    <desc>Carter delivers unanticipated information to Ridge and Thomas. Finn reels at Steffy's news.</desc>
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    <title>Thursday, February 29, 2024 - S37E111</title>
    <desc>Hope informs Brooke of Steffy and Sheila's fight. Ridge and Thomas stand in support of Steffy, while Finn supports Sheila.</desc>
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    <title>Friday, March 1, 2024 - S37E112</title>
    <desc>Ridge makes a request to Deputy Chief Baker. Hope comforts a distraught Finn at Sheila's apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Monday, March 4, 2024 - S37E113</title>
    <desc>Deacon confronts Steffy, making serious allegations. Finn tells Steffy he needs time to process the enormity of their situation.</desc>
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    <title>Tuesday, March 5, 2024 - S37E114</title>
    <desc>A heartbroken Deacon breaks down over Sheila's body. Li and Finn argue about Sheila's death. Steffy confides in Liam that she is concerned that her marriage may not withstand this tragedy.</desc>
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    <title>Wednesday, March 6, 2024 - S37E115</title>
    <desc>Liam threatens Finn that he will step up for Steffy if Finn won't. Hope consoles Deacon and helps him grieve.</desc>
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    <title>Thursday, March 7, 2024 - S37E116</title>
    <desc>Finn and Steffy come together for the first time since Sheila's death.</desc>
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    <title>Friday, March 8, 2024 - S37E117</title>
    <desc>Poppy and Zende interfere in Luna's decision to come clean to R.J. Memories of Sheila haunt Finn.</desc>
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    <title>Monday, March 11, 2024 - S37E118</title>
    <desc>Finn and Steffy fight their demons over Sheila's death and try to fix the void between them. Wracked with guilt over betraying him with Zende, Luna cries at R.J.'s praise and loyalty.</desc>
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    <title>Tuesday, March 12, 2024 - S37E119</title>
    <desc>Ridge asks Brooke to give more grace to Thomas and Hope's relationship. Finn hallucinates about Sheila's death while attempting to connect with Steffy. Thomas and Hope remember their time in Rome with a romantic Italian dinner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054601 +0000" stop="20261008060454 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, March 13, 2024 - S37E120</title>
    <desc>Hope worries about Deacon's emotional well-being, while Thomas is focused on Steffy's. Finn freaks out when he cannot stop seeing his dead mother, Sheila.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060454 +0000" stop="20261008062348 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, March 14, 2024 - S37E121</title>
    <desc>Bill and Luna share an unexpected and comforting conversation about parents and children. Hope attempts to get through to Brooke about Thomas's commitment and care.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062348 +0000" stop="20261008064241 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, March 15, 2024 - S37E122</title>
    <desc>Ridge encourages Thomas to act boldly in his love for Hope. Thomas creates a beautiful new gown for Hope. Bill offers to be a sounding board for Luna when Poppy cannot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064241 +0000" stop="20261008070136 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, March 18, 2024 - S37E123</title>
    <desc>Hope gives Thomas an answer to his marriage proposal. Luna tells Bill about her frustration not knowing who her father is. Poppy makes a big request to Finn.</desc>
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    <title>Tuesday, March 19, 2024 - S37E124</title>
    <desc>Hope's decision causes emotional fallout from the Logans and Forresters. Steffy's anger at Hope hits an all-time high.</desc>
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    <title>Wednesday, March 20, 2024 - S37E125</title>
    <desc>Carter attempts to convince Liam that Thomas has changed. Hope stands up to Steffy, reigniting their feud.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073953 +0000" stop="20261008075846 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, March 25, 2024 - S37E126</title>
    <desc>Thomas reels to Ridge about how Hope blindsided him. Steffy and Hope's argument hits its tipping point.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001507 +0000" stop="20261008010324 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Many Faces of Gideon Flinch - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Hoss and Joe become involved when "Bullethead" Burke vows revenge on an old man he claims cheated him in an investment deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010324 +0000" stop="20261008015113 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friendship - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Joe befriends and takes responsibility for an ex-convict named Danny.  Danny loves horses and is not used to people's ways on the outside of jail.  Will his rough jailhouse upbringing mar any hopes of friendship?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Countess - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A woman Ben once loved, Lady Chadwick, returns and attempts to trick him into marrying her by ruining his business.  Ben says almost losing the Ponderosa will make him and his sons appreciate it more.</desc>
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    <title>The Horse Breaker - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A professional wrangler working for the Cartwrights is paralyzed when thrown by a particularly mean bronco.  The woman nursing him was once engaged to the late son of a neighboring rancher out to get Ben.</desc>
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    <title>Day of the Dragon - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Joe wins a card game and an unexpected prize...a young lady.  She goes to the Ponderosa and serves them, not wanting to be set free.  Meanwhile, an army is looking for her and the Cartwrights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041536 +0000" stop="20261008050345 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frenchman - S03E12</title>
    <desc>An irritating man who boasts of being the reincarnation of French poet Francois Villion shows up causing trouble for the Cartwrights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050345 +0000" stop="20261008055152 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tin Badge - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Joe accepts the job of temporary sheriff in the town of Rubicon, unaware he is being used to facilitate a scheme involving murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055152 +0000" stop="20261008063955 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gabrielle - S03E14</title>
    <desc>In this Christmas story, inspired by Johanna Spyri's "Heidi", Hoss and Joe come across a blind girl whose family has been killed in a wagon wreck, learning later that her grandfather is a bitter hermit who spent 21 years in prison for a murder he did not commit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063955 +0000" stop="20261008072810 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land Grab - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Ponderosa is overrun with settlers bearing phony property deeds, and one of Ben's oldest friends is responsible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000413 +0000" stop="20261008004644 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bump in the Road - S07E08</title>
    <desc>With the help of Special Agent Genny Shaw, the Jeffersonian team identifies the remains of a discount shopper and “extreme couponer” who was dragged along the road by an 18-wheeler. Meanwhile, Brennan is adjusting to her first day back at work after giving birth, and Cam disapproves of her daughter’s romance with intern Finn Abernathy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004644 +0000" stop="20261008012912 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Don't in the Do - S07E09</title>
    <desc>When a corpse is found at a landfill, dyed in a blue substance, intern Arastoo Vaziri discovers a method that helps eliminate postmortem damages to the corpse, which leads the team back to a hair salon where the victim worked. Meanwhile Bones is feeling uncomfortable in her post-baby body, so Booth decides to do something special to boost her self-confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012912 +0000" stop="20261008021311 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Warrior in the Wuss - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The corpse of a truck company employee is found in the middle of the woods. After the victim’s son is questioned, Booth and Brennan visit his karate class in search of a motive. Back at the lab, Hodgins is going overboard purchasing lab equipment. Then, Booth’s son Parker returns from England and Brennan is apprehensive about how he’ll react to his new baby sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021311 +0000" stop="20261008025705 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Family in the Feud - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When a corpse is found in the middle of the woods, the team links the victim to two families that have been feuding for almost a century. Brennan and Booth interrogate a family member with a shocking confession that leads them to a motive for the victim’s murder. Meanwhile, Brennan has a difficult time accepting her father’s offer to babysit their infant daughter because of his unpredictable presence in her own childhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025705 +0000" stop="20261008034051 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Suit on the Set - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Brennan and Booth head out to Los Angeles to consult on the production of "Bone of Contention," a film based on Brennan's latest book and the work of the Jeffersonian team. While on set, Brennan intervenes after finding flaws with the actors' performances, not to mention the film's total disregard for science. Then she discovers that the prop cadaver being used is an actual murder victim, forcing her and Booth to launch an investigation that has real-world consequences in the land of make-believe. Meanwhile, Booth is offered a job on the studio lot, and embarrassing information is revealed about Cam's past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034051 +0000" stop="20261008042427 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Past in the Present - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Evil tech genius Christopher Pelant, a suspect in a previous case Brennan and Booth handled, is back in court on appeal. Knowing what he is capable of, Brennan and Booth inform the judge that he is a suspect in two murder cases. Then, Brennan and Booth are called to the scene of a new murder. After determining the victim is Brennan's friend, who also is linked to Pelant, the Jeffersonian team works to prove he is guilty once and for all. But when law enforcement examines the team's findings, key pieces of evidence are tied to Brennan and suspicion falls on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042427 +0000" stop="20261008050738 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Future in the Past - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Having been accused of murder, Brennan is on the run from the FBI, with help from her father Max. Booth and the Jeffersonian team are convinced evil tech genius Christopher Pelant has manipulated key evidence in the case to pinpoint Brennan as the prime suspect. Then, an anonymous tip leads the team to the remains of a high school guidance counselor that may hold the key to proving Brennan's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050738 +0000" stop="20261008055041 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Partners in the Divorce - S08E02</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a high-powered divorce lawyer with a lot of enemies. The plot thickens when the team discovers that the attorney's wife and assistant have been hiding crucial evidence which could help solve the case. Meanwhile, Brennan tries to adjust to life after being on the run, and tensions start to rise between her and Booth as the impact of their three-month separation begins to take its toll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055041 +0000" stop="20261008063344 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gunk in the Garage - S08E03</title>
    <desc>After an explosion occurs in a hotel garage, the Jeffersonian team must research the remains found at the crime scene in order to match them to the victim. The investigation only gets trickier when they discover that the man whom they thought was dead is actually alive. Meanwhile, Booth has to take on a desk assignment to get the department’s budget approved in order to land a promotion, so Sweets is given a temporary partner, FBI Special Agent Olivia Sparling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063344 +0000" stop="20261008071656 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tiger in the Tale - S08E04</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersonian team investigates the death of Jared Drew, an animal expo employee, and in the course of their investigation into his death, they enter the world of illegal animal trafficking. Meanwhile, Brennan thinks she would make an excellent presidential candidate, and Sweets and Daisy take on a big change in their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000514 +0000" stop="20261008000851 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Office - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Booba discovers a study! He comes across an air-blower and a real computer. After all these activities he decorates the room with… a hole punch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000851 +0000" stop="20261008001210 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Room - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a game room. He can’t stand still due to his curious nature! He destroys a house of cards, learns to play billiards and discovers an electric guitar!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001210 +0000" stop="20261008001603 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biology Cabinet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Running away from the globe, Booba gets into a biology class, where he looks through a microscope and rescues a fish with artificial respiration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001603 +0000" stop="20261008002003 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On New Year's Eve, Booba tries to blow out the candle. What could be easier? Eventually this trick turns into a new adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002003 +0000" stop="20261008002651 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Adventure - S04E01</title>
    <desc>To make Halloween fun this year, Booba and his friends decide to visit a theme park and take a ride on the scariest attraction!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002651 +0000" stop="20261008003041 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garage - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Booba sneaks into a garage and finds an expensive car! He has to explore shiny tools on the wall, and the car itself of course!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003041 +0000" stop="20261008003447 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attic - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows that an attic is full of old and strange things! What can Booba find there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003447 +0000" stop="20261008003902 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bow Tie - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Booba gets attracted by a bow tie behind a shop window. He is eager to hook it and ready to use all possible devices to hit this goal!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003902 +0000" stop="20261008004334 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mousetrap - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a country house full of delicious food. He wants to get some cheese, but it seems not that easy! A mousetrap becomes a serious trouble… I</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004334 +0000" stop="20261008004808 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painting - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a suitcase at the airport and finally finds himself in an apartment of an artist. He sees many beautiful paintings and tries to imitate the subject of the masterpiece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004808 +0000" stop="20261008005216 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bakery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a bakery! What a lucky chance to eat all yummy snacks at once! What will Booba eat in the first place?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005216 +0000" stop="20261008005610 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a room, which is prepared for a children's party. His gets attracted by a red balloon and tries to grab it, but it's not as simple as it seems at first glance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005610 +0000" stop="20261008005950 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Booba appears on a circus arena, where a magician left his magic hat. Let’s find out what tricks Booba can repeat and what will come after!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005950 +0000" stop="20261008010649 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art Gallery - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A strict robot kicked Booba out of the art gallery for bad behavior. But Booba came back. This time, as an artist! How did he pull that off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010649 +0000" stop="20261008011051 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinema Hall - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a cinema hall. He finds a coin and buys a chewing gum. Let’s see how many fun tricks he can make with a chewing gum!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011051 +0000" stop="20261008011448 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bulb - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Booba goes down to the basement and notices a light bulb. He is unhappy that it is too bright, so he tries to make it dim. Do you think he can manage it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011448 +0000" stop="20261008011913 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burger - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Booba looks through a recipe book and decides to make a burger. A bun, a cutlet, cheese ... what else will Booba add to his cooking masterpiece?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011913 +0000" stop="20261008012252 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metro - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Booba and his teddy bear get down to a subway station. He wants to climb the escalator, but it's hard to do with a toy in his hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012252 +0000" stop="20261008012717 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supermarket - S01E20</title>
    <desc>​Booba finds some cheese in a supermarket. He wants to take it away but the cunning access frame doesn’t let him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012717 +0000" stop="20261008013127 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Concert Hall - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Booba enters a concert hall, where he gets attracted by a conductor's stick. But Loola the Rat grabs it first!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013127 +0000" stop="20261008013525 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grapes - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Booba wants to taste some cheese, but his new friend Googa the Parrot outruns Booba.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013525 +0000" stop="20261008013858 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disco - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends enjoy dancing! Please feel free to join them and dance all together!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013858 +0000" stop="20261008014252 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Noise - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Booba dreams about a magic cheese island where he can eat as much cheese as he can, but some noise always interrupts his dream! Let’s find out what could it be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014252 +0000" stop="20261008014642 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fitness Club - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in a gym. He tries to get some water and switches on the treadmill… It’s a funny cartoon series for kids and toddlers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014642 +0000" stop="20261008015337 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishing - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Who will catch the biggest fish? What happens if a banana's used as bait? Booba and his friends decided to find out. Join our fun fishing experience!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015337 +0000" stop="20261008015735 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Booba meets the strangest thing in his life and tries to have fun in such an unusual situation!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015735 +0000" stop="20261008020119 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrace - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Booba just wants to lie in the sun, but can he remain calm for even a second? As always, his rest turns into a series of fun-packed adventures!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020119 +0000" stop="20261008020757 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Presents - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Booba needs to deliver presents to all his friends this Christmas evening! Will he manage to get it done on time, celebrate Christmas, and receive a gift?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020757 +0000" stop="20261008021215 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Booba is travelling by train. He is exploring a compartment and things there. Booba is studying the contents of a suitcase and finds something interesting!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021215 +0000" stop="20261008021609 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aircraft - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Booba gets on a plane and feels like a real captain! It seems that he can do everything: hold the hand wheel tight, clean up and take care of any passengers. But as usual, he does it in his own way!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021609 +0000" stop="20261008021959 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Museum - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a museum where he finds lots of interesting showpieces and tries to save his treat — a banana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021959 +0000" stop="20261008022351 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Summer brings so much fun to the countryside! Booba is trying to catch butterflies, tasting apples and avidly exploring a farm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022351 +0000" stop="20261008022738 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ball - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Booba really likes to play. In the new episode he is trying to catch a ball that suddenly appears in a family house. It looks like the ball doesn't want to be caught!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022738 +0000" stop="20261008023102 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sandwiches - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola would like to make something delicious! Join them for this amusing adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023102 +0000" stop="20261008023510 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remote Control - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in a hi-tech house and lays his eyes on a remote control. Check out what happens when he presses the buttons…all of them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023510 +0000" stop="20261008023850 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Booba - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In the new episode Booba discovers superpowers that let him cope with unusual stuff, help a friend and have fun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023850 +0000" stop="20261008024254 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hockey - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Booba has never played hockey but he is ready to learn. And here is the smart Loola to help! Suddenly the puck chase turns into a joyful adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024254 +0000" stop="20261008024700 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Tree - S02E09</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve Booba and his friends appear in a country house and find out that the main holiday element is missing. Together they joyfully clear the mess (well, almost) and create the Christmas mood!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024700 +0000" stop="20261008025056 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playtime - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends start a funny competition at a playground. Who will win the main prize - a delicious lollipop?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025056 +0000" stop="20261008025805 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who wouldn't want to feel like a real knight, fight a dragon, and rescue a princess? Booba got into this amazing medieval adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025805 +0000" stop="20261008030452 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Boots - S04E07</title>
    <desc>As soon as Booba put on the magic boots, he found himself in the most unexpected and incredible places! Let's see what adventures await Booba</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030452 +0000" stop="20261008030852 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Game - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Booba is up for an ice-cream that suddenly gets him in a computer game. Will he pass all the levels and taste the dessert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030852 +0000" stop="20261008031302 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In the new episode Booba meets a ghost! Will it frighten him? Or will they make friends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031302 +0000" stop="20261008031708 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Store - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola explore a big toy store. What's inside a bright unusual egg they spot there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031708 +0000" stop="20261008032115 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy Golf - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends decide to play golf. And the game suddenly turns into a pirate adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032115 +0000" stop="20261008032520 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bowling - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Booba would like to play bowling in his own tricky way. He is joined by a new character who adds more fun to the game!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032520 +0000" stop="20261008032915 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ballet - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Booba loves cheese and Loola the Mouse is all about dancing. In the new episode the two friends will find themselves in a theater to take advantage of both - ballet and cheese hunting!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032915 +0000" stop="20261008033321 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gift Shop - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Booba really likes to make noise and have fun. And his friends eventually join him in exciting adventures!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033321 +0000" stop="20261008033712 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaceship - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Booba goes into space trying to save the spaceship from asteroids. Luckily, his favorite plush bear is there to help!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Music Shop - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends get into a music store. They incidentally try all the instruments creating such noisy fun!</desc>
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    <title>Magic Chalk - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends live in a wonderful world filled with adventure and magic! Now they are playing with a chalk that can bring any drawing to life!</desc>
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    <title>Treasure Map - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola find a pirate treasure map. Looks like a new exciting adventure is about to begin!</desc>
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    <title>Magic Wardrobe - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Magic goes on! Booba travels into the past and gets into an exciting prehistoric adventure with new friends!</desc>
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    <title>Guest - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Booba is suddenly having a guest from the previous episode! They are joyfully exploring a smart house looking for treats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035722 +0000" stop="20261008040133 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show - S02E25</title>
    <desc>In the new educational show, Booba and his cheerful friends will help children learn to sing and dance, as well as find out something new for themselves!</desc>
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    <title>Halloween - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Booba looks for some treats and suddenly gets into a mysterious house ready for Halloween. Who will he meet there — a ghost, a witch or maybe a spider?</desc>
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    <title>Flying - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Booba wants to learn to fly like a butterfly or a bird! Who will help him make his dream come true?</desc>
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    <title>Kitchen Adventures - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A kitchen fridge is a real treasure chest! But Booba can be so carried away by a fun game that he even forgets about his favorite food – cheese!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041518 +0000" stop="20261008042217 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egyptian Treasures - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola find themselves in an Egyptian pyramid. In search of treasure, they meet a real mummy that suddenly comes to life!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042217 +0000" stop="20261008042711 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa's Grotto - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a shopping mall wonderfully decorated for Christmas. Or maybe it’s Santa’s grotto where he stores presents for kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042711 +0000" stop="20261008043205 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Office - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Offices are empty after Christmas. Booba and his friends get into one to have some party cake!</desc>
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    <title>Winter Adventure - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sometimes it's nice to be transported from the heat to the winter chill. Booba magically finds himself on a snowy slope, tries out various winter sports, and meets a new friend.</desc>
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    <title>Train Robbery - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Booba becomes a train driver in the Wild West. Will Booba and the passengers succeed in preventing the train robbery planned by the wicked criminal?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044558 +0000" stop="20261008045254 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescuer - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Booba really wants to have superpowers and help everyone. But maybe you don't have to be a superhero to take care of your friends?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045254 +0000" stop="20261008045951 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S04E16</title>
    <desc>What's at the other end of the rainbow? Treasure, jewels, or something else? Find out with Booba and his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045951 +0000" stop="20261008050641 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booba and The Beanstalk - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Summer is a great time to grow vegetables. Booba has become a gardener, too, and has grown a giant plant. What's going to happen with it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050641 +0000" stop="20261008051335 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inventor - S04E18</title>
    <desc>To help his friends gather apples in the garden, Booba has invented and assembled a fantastic vehicle. Will it work out?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051335 +0000" stop="20261008052026 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisibility Cloak - S04E19</title>
    <desc>What happens if Booba and his friends get their hands on a magical invisibility cloak? Lots of fun, jokes and pranks, of course.</desc>
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    <title>Big Wash - S04E21</title>
    <desc>How can the muddy teddy bear be washed? Each of Booba's friends has their own opinion on this matter. Big Laundry Day promises to be fun.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Mask - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends are competing in a fun race in wacky vehicles. Who'll finish first and win the grand prize?</desc>
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    <title>Circus Adventure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Booba works wonders trying to save the clumsy hedgehog from danger on a circus arena. But, in fact, Spike might also be a gifted acrobat…Watch the episode to find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053905 +0000" stop="20261008054359 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booba in the Future - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adventures through magic wardrobe are filled with twists. Booba wanted to go to the seaside but instead travelled to the future! Who will he meet there?</desc>
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    <title>Juice - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Fresh fruits look so delicious! One wants to eat them all! Or maybe squeeze some juice? Booba will do anything to quench his thirst.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054757 +0000" stop="20261008055237 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clay Crafts - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola discover modelling clay in an artists’ workshop. They can now make vases, flower pots, fruits, cheese…Well, what else will the friends create?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055237 +0000" stop="20261008055724 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firefighter - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Booba explores a fire museum, tests a fire extinguisher, tries on a fire helmet and even becomes a true firefighter saving his friends from a real pickle!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055724 +0000" stop="20261008060214 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Everyone is getting ready for Easter. And Booba and Loola suddenly get into a sweets factory. They are eager to make colorful chocolate eggs and have a lot of fun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060214 +0000" stop="20261008060709 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Fairy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>What should you do if a baby tooth falls out? Wait for a tooth fairy, of course! Booba is eager to get her attention and a shining coin. It’s not that easy but it’s fun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060709 +0000" stop="20261008061159 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funfair - S03E13</title>
    <desc>There are so many different attractions in the theme park! On which of them will Booba be able to get a coin that he needs to win the top prize?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061159 +0000" stop="20261008061650 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watermelon - S03E14</title>
    <desc>What could be better than a ripe, juicy watermelon? Booba and his friends will show you how to correctly share out a watermelon among everyone!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061650 +0000" stop="20261008062144 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Lamp - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Everyone needs a vacation, even a genie! But Booba, Loola and their friends have so many wishes. Who will make them come true?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062144 +0000" stop="20261008062636 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Science Museum - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Booba can find cheese everywhere, even in a science museum. There he incidentally took part in a baffling experiment like in a real lab. This made the museum a really mysterious spot!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062636 +0000" stop="20261008063127 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild West - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in the Wild West, where he fights for a delicious piece of cheese!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063127 +0000" stop="20261008063621 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Submarine Adventure - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Booba in a submarine goes down under the water, where he meets a fish and catches pearls.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Photo Booth - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When you're bored and have no one to talk to, you just need to find a magic photo booth and clone yourself. That's exactly what Booba did. He made copies of himself with different hobbies and interests.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064111 +0000" stop="20261008064606 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underwater Adventure - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends can find a fairy tale wherever they go. Even the ball pool in the entertainment center can lead to the underwater kingdom of the Sea King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064606 +0000" stop="20261008065101 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Trouble - S03E21</title>
    <desc>How do you open a can? Booba knows all about that. Here's what'll help: chopsticks, a magic hat, a racket, a club - and, of course, true friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065101 +0000" stop="20261008065553 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Adventure - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Booba has conquered the entire Earth, but now it's time to leave for distant planets and make friends with aliens. Let's get in the rocket and blast off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065553 +0000" stop="20261008070047 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Obstacle Course Chaos - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Our amazing obstacle course isn't exactly easy-breezy. But Booba and his friends will try to win the sweet prize waiting for them at the finish line.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070047 +0000" stop="20261008070537 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robot - S03E24</title>
    <desc>What will happen if you construct a robot in the wrong way? Booba got not what he expected. But his friends are there to help and fix everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070537 +0000" stop="20261008071031 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Library - S03E25</title>
    <desc>One should be quiet in a library. But it's not so easy for Booba who is craving for fun. Especially once he finds a magic book full of wonders.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Broomstick - S03E26</title>
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    <title>Trick or Treat! - S04E20</title>
    <desc>While searching for sweets, Booba and his friends end up in an ominous and scary castle. What surprises has its mysterious owner prepared for Halloween?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072223 +0000" stop="20261008072918 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message in a Bottle - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After receiving a message in a bottle, Booba is headed off to a desert island to save Loola. Will it be easy to do? After all, a whole quest awaits Booba in this little corner of paradise.</desc>
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    <title>Grand Prix - S04E24</title>
    <desc>What can a magic mask do? Create a mood, of course. But maybe this time it's better for Booba to be himself and cheer up his friends without using any magic?</desc>
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    <title>Rocket - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Can you imagine a soccer ball jumping by itself as if alive? Booba managed to solve this mystery with the help of magic glasses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074249 +0000" stop="20261008074943 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Glasses - S04E26</title>
    <desc>To try amazing alien sweets, Booba builds a powerful rocket and goes straight into space. What adventures await him along the way?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074943 +0000" stop="20261008075637 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detective - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Booba uses his detective skills to unravel the mysterious events that befell his friends. Would you like to investigate with Booba?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002033 +0000" stop="20261008010625 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mysteries are explored and Boba Fett learns new information.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010625 +0000" stop="20261008020506 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: In the Name of Honor - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett and Fennec Shand face an escalating conflict.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 1: Stranger in a Strange Land - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett holds court.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 2: The Tribes of Tatooine - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett faces new challengers on Tatooine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033400 +0000" stop="20261008041116 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Streets of Mos Espa - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett must deal with two very different threats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041116 +0000" stop="20261008045821 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Gathering Storm - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett partners with Fennec Shand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045821 +0000" stop="20261008054825 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An unexpected ally emerges.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mysteries are explored and Boba Fett learns new information.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063417 +0000" stop="20261008073259 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: In the Name of Honor - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett and Fennec Shand face an escalating conflict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000855 +0000" stop="20261008003125 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fried Chicken Flu - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When a chicken franchise run out of its newest recipe introduction, things go from bad to worse when a viral outbreak is linked to the same chicken. Thankfully, Huey has prepared a survival outline in just such an emergency, but it's all threatened when no one can seem to stick to the simple plan.</desc>
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    <title>The Color Ruckus - S03E14</title>
    <desc>On a final visit to Woodcrest, Ruckus's terminally ill Nana wants to die in Robert Freeman's house.</desc>
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    <title>It's Goin Down - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A terror attack near Woodcrest is imminent, and retired domestic terrorist Huey Freeman is the main suspect. With super-agent Jack Flowers on his tail and Ed and Rummy on the loose, can anyone save the day?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011630 +0000" stop="20261008013903 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty Boy Flizzy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Pretty Boy Flizzy is arrested for armed robbery while in town, and Tom agrees to be his lawyer.</desc>
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    <title>Good Times - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ed Wuncler has unique ideas about how Granddad can repay the millions he owes on his house.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Granddad - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Freemans sell an explosive hair product and contend with the black market.</desc>
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    <title>Early Bird Special - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Granddad is hired by pimps to escort lonely women at a nursing home.</desc>
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    <title>Freedom Ride or Die - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A young Granddad is held as an unwilling freedom rider on a trip through the racist South.</desc>
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    <title>Granddad Dates a Kardashian - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Granddad begins dating a long-lost Kardashian sister and winds up on a reality show.</desc>
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    <title>Freedomland - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Freemans get trapped in a slavery-amusement park.</desc>
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    <title>I Dream of Siri - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Grandpa's personal assistant program on his phone becomes obsessed with him.</desc>
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    <title>Stinkmeaner: Begun the Clone War Has - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Stinkmeaner becomes a celebrity after a video of his fight with Granddad goes viral.</desc>
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    <title>The New Black - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Riley is targeted after using offensive language.</desc>
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    <title>The Garden Party - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the owner of Granddad's house invites Granddad and the kids to his garden party, Huey tries to start trouble by saying Jesus was black and comparing Ronald Regan to the devil. Meanwhile, Riley and the owner's grandson (a soldier back from Iraq) play with guns and Granddad runs into the self-loathing black butler Uncle Rukus.</desc>
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    <title>The Trial of Robert Kelly - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When the trial of R&amp;B star R. Kelly comes to town and Tom Dubois is the ADA, Huey and Riley are on opposing sides of the hot-button "underage peeing" issue. Meanwhile, Granddad and Uncle Ruckus argue about white people during a game of checkers.</desc>
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    <title>Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Huey and Riley try to convince Grandad that his new girlfriend Cristal (like the champagne) is actually a prostitute. Of course, Grandad doesn't believe them, even when she spends all his money. But when A Pimp Named Slickback shows up, the truth is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>Granddad's Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Grandad and Colonel Stinkmeaner have a beef. One man's blind. One man's feeble. Both are really, really old. Let "The Slugfest In Woodcrest" commence!</desc>
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    <title>A Date With the Health Inspector - S01E05</title>
    <desc>District Attorney and law-abiding citizen Tom Dubois fits the description of the elusive "X-Box Killer" and is arrested. Huey has to find the real killer before Tom is shipped off to "real" prison where he will most assuredly become "someone's girlfriend."</desc>
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    <title>The Story of Gangstalicious - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Riley's favorite rapper, Gangstalicious, is shot and hospitalized in Woodcrest. When Riley goes to visit the rapper, he finds more than he anticipated ... like maybe rappers that make songs like "Thuggin' Luv" aren't necessarily as tough as they seem. Go figure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070838 +0000" stop="20261008073037 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Huey Freeman Christmas - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A well meaning teacher offers Huey the chance to direct the school Christmas play, and Huey decides to release his vision to the world: "The Adventures of Black Jesus."</desc>
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    <title>Episode 18 - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 17 - S01E17</title>
    <desc>In Port Huron, a strong odor leads to secondary for two Americans. An officer discovers gold at Chicago O'Hare Airport. Travelers follow the letter of the law when questioned in Blaine. An inflatable kiddie pool isn't holding water. A mistake on an African student's visa may get him expelled. A private jet is set for inspection.</desc>
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    <title>Gumball! - S03E02</title>
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    <title>The Black Clock of Time - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Nothing I Can't Handle by Running Away - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Stockholm Syndrome - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Missing Screenplay - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Stolen Skateboard - S01E04</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Lonely White Dove - S01E05</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Beautiful Blackmailer - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Stolen Sperm - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Take a Dive - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Escape from the Dungeon! - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Trunk Music - S02E01</title>
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    <title>The Thing about Secrets - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Victim of the Night - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Exit Time - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Follow the Money - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Queen of Martyrs - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Kip Quits - S01E13</title>
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    <title>The Show Must Go On - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Truth and Other Lies - S02E01</title>
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    <title>There's No Business - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Reunion - S02E03</title>
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    <title>One for You, One for Me - S02E04</title>
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    <title>The Road to Monte Carlo - S02E05</title>
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    <title>WaterBalloonGate - S02E06</title>
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    <title>All You Need is Love - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Other Than That, She's a Wonderful Person - S02E08</title>
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    <title>The Slightly Illustrated Man - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Two Percent Solution - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Cablevision - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Formula for Menace: A Dekker Moonboots Mystery - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Monster Machine - S01E05</title>
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    <title>The Constipation Situation - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Boss Babysitter - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Par Avion - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A "free" family vacation comes at a cost when Tim's tasked with keeping a plane full of babies calm on an eight-hour flight to Paris.</desc>
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    <desc>The Templetons cross paths with a "Cat Cop" with connections to cunning villain Bootsy Calico.  Tim masters the art of negotiation.</desc>
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    <desc>An after-hours break-in to save Boss Baby's job transforms a do-gooding Tim into the daring Tim Templeton: Unleashed.</desc>
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    <desc>With Bootsy Calico's plan in full swing, Boss Baby rallies his co-workers to bring Calico and his kittens down and save the town.</desc>
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    <title>As the Diaper Changes - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The new Baby Corp CEO gives Boss Baby a big assignment. Meanwhile, Tim's feisty grandmother moves in, turning the brothers into temporary roommates.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cool Big Kids Inc. - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After declaring war on old people, Boss Baby focuses the field team's efforts on Frederic Estes. Tim starts his own big-kid business.</desc>
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    <title>P.U. - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Baby Corp's lead scientist accidentally turns the stinkless serum into a stink enhancer, Boss Baby needs Tim's help to freshen things up.</desc>
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    <title>Hush, Little Baby - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An innocent trip to the library for toddler story hour sparks a turf war between babydom and Frederic Estes's Consortium of Ancients.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Frodarg - S02E05</title>
    <desc>On a dark and stormy night, Tim and Boss Baby set traps for two wildly different threats: a mythical monster and a Puppy Co. agent named Bug the Pug.</desc>
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    <title>Fugitive's Day Out - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After being framed for the Puppy Co. leak, a fugitive Boss Baby goes on the lam and comes face to face with an old corporate rival.</desc>
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    <title>The Passionate Nanny Business - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Frederic Estes and his friends monopolize Marisol's talents for elder care, Boss Baby and Tim team up to get their babysitter back.</desc>
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    <title>Plushythingy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Consortium of Ancients floods the market with an irresistibly fluffy new toy that has babies going gaga -- a little too gaga.</desc>
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    <title>Number One Problem - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gigi's potty training strategy has a diaperless Boss Baby hanging out in the buff. But a horrified Tim can't handle all the nakey time.</desc>
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    <title>Fat Burner - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Alan must once again defend Denny when he is arrested, this time for smuggling medical waste out of the country in order to create a new source of energy.Meanwhile, Clarence finds himself in over his head when his first case turns out to be a first-degree murder charge, involving a Haitian slave who stabbed her owner.In the wake of Denise's decision to keep Brad's baby, Jeffrey makes a bold decision.</desc>
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    <title>The Good Lawyer - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Alan tries two separate cases, one includes the defense of a therapist who was fired for his belief in UFO's. In the meantime Clarence is obscured by Claire's dinner invitation; and Bethany attempts to bring out Denny's spirituality.</desc>
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    <title>The Bride Wore Blood - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When an old girlfriend shows up at the courthouse wearing a wedding gown and covered in blood, Alan decides to help her defend charges of murdering her groom.Meanwhile, Claire finds it difficult to take her client seriously when he is accused of stealing a cell phone, and Denny tries to win back Bethany by going to rehab.</desc>
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    <title>Son of the Defender - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A man with a grudge against Denny Crane and his late father take the firm hostage, while Alan Shore ends up in jail for contempt of court while defending a prostitute.</desc>
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    <title>Brotherly Love - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Alan recruits Denny to help him defend a man who is on trial for helping his brother kill his wife, but Denny is distracted by thoughts of Raquel Welch.

 Meanwhile, Brad is furious when the firm asks him to sign a "love contract", and Claire is shocked to find Clarence with another woman.</desc>
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    <title>Guise 'n Dolls - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alan once again takes on Jerry Espenson in a case involving a department store selling inappropriate dolls to children, but is hurt when Jerry's new persona begins making personal attacks.

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    <title>Tea and Sympathy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When Judge Weldon is charged with possession of an illegal substance, she turns to Alan for help, rekindling their romance.  But Denny's attraction to her begins to upset Alan.Shirley and Claire defend a man who miraculously recovered from HIV, but whose blood was patented by the US government.Meanwhile, Clarence battles Jerry Espenson in a case involving a woman being kicked out of her sorority for being socially awkward, and Denise becomes upset when Brad wants to be married in his military attire.</desc>
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    <title>Guantanamo by the Bay - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Alan and Denny's political differences again come into play when they defend an innocent man who was held at Guantanamo Bay for 2 years.Meanwhile, upset at the lack of humanity at his private practice, Jerry begs Shirley to give him back his old job, despite having held a knife to her throat the year before.</desc>
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    <title>Duck and Cover - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Brad and Denise's storybook wedding is interrupted by the FBI who arrest the priest for giving sanctuary to illegal immigrants.  Alan takes the case, while Denise goes into labor, forcing Brad to find an immediate substitute priest.Meanwhile, Jerry Espenson takes his first case as an associate at Crane, Poole and Schmidt when he defends a woman who is evicted because of her pet duck.</desc>
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    <title>Trial of the Century - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Alan and Denny co-council two brother accused of murdering their father.  But when Alan predicts a losing verdict, Denny concocts a plan to cast reasonable doubt on their guilt.Meanwhile, Shirley is furious when Jerry and Clarence take the case of a woman suing a casino for losing money.</desc>
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    <title>Where the Wildd Things Are - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The doctors help a woman who calls herself "the most unlucky person in the world." Rejected by the doctors last season, Lacey Wildd is back with a problem bigger than her boobs. Transgender showgirl, Cassandra Cass, seeks the Doctors help to become her favorite cartoon character.</desc>
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    <title>The Living Doll - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Dr. Dubrow operates on a transgender woman's uni-boob, Dr. Nassif fixes a 24-year-old crater on a woman's nose and the Doctors meet Blondie who aspires to be a plastic doll.</desc>
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    <title>Stitched Up Sisters - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Dr. Dubrow keeps it all in the family when he performs full body work, on a pair of co-dependent sisters. Dr. Nassif operates on a large man with an even larger nose and the doctors meet Youtuber and extreme waist trainer, Penny Brown.</desc>
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    <title>Foreign Bodies - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rajee is back and the doctors attempt to fix her cement-filled face. Terry performs surgery on a woman whose nipples are too high, and an 'out of this world' patient wants to look like an alien.</desc>
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    <title>Man Boobs - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dr Dubrow helps a mother who looks like she's been pregnant for 12 years, Dr Nassif takes on a woman who hasn't been able to close her mouth since college and the doctors meet with a gambler with a serious case of man boobs.</desc>
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    <title>Pinched Perfect - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Paul helps singer Norwood Young find his voice again. Terry helps a young mother whose surgeon put in two different sized implants. The doctors assist a woman with stretched out earlobes.</desc>
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    <title>Double D-Saster - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Paul helps a performer who isn't comfortable walking the streets without makeup, a woman with “sideshow boobs” tries to help her marriage, and the doctors extract body modification implants.</desc>
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    <title>Super Fupa - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Terry operates on a cancer survivor whose gynecologist did her tummy tuck, Paul performs a rhinoplasty on a woman who’s been teased since childhood, and a human doll seeks the doctors' help.</desc>
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    <title>Plastic Fantastic - S03E06</title>
    <desc>An ex-Playboy model, who almost died during a procedure in Ecuador, decides to take a second chance on fixing her neck and nose; Terry tries to help a nurse with one big boob instead of two; and reality star Angelique Morgan asks the docs to make her even more "plastic fantastic."</desc>
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    <title>Seeing Double - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A fitness enthusiast who's addicted to nasal spray wants Paul to fix her nose, while a woman with deflated boobs comes to Terry for help. Also: The doctors meet the world's "most identical twins."</desc>
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    <title>Totally Waist-ed - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A man who wants his ears back receives Dr. Nassif's assistance; Dr. Dubrow takes on a botched butt implant; and both docs meet with a woman who has had 17 surgeries to make herself look like a pixie.</desc>
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    <title>A Long Walk to Pittsburgh (2) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A couple of surprise visitors may hold the cure for a lovesick Cory, who is trying to put his life back together now that his sweetheart, Topanga, has moved away. When she runs away to see him again, Cory must persuade his parents-and Topanga's prudish Aunt Prudence-that theirs is a true love.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Daddy - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Eric learns his new girlfriend Kelly has a son, he's confident he's mature enough to handle the responsibility - but too scared to tell his parents about it. Meanwhile, Cory and his friends prepare for the dreaded SAT's.</desc>
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    <title>Quiz Show - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The producers of a dull but prestigious academic bowl sense a hit after Cory, Shawn and Topanga become star contestants by enlivening the show with their humor and pop culture knowledge. But the price of success is changing the questions from brainy to brainless in order to allow Cory and Shawn to win.</desc>
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    <title>Security Guy - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Eric blames Amy, not Alan, for getting fired; and when they pressure him to go to college, he gets a job as a security guard.</desc>
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    <title>Cult Fiction - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When a lonely Shawn starts hanging around with a new group of people he describes as "not a cult," Jonathan tries to stop him before it's too late.</desc>
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    <title>Learning to Fly - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Cory's in a jam when a coed makes a pass at him while he's visiting a college.</desc>
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    <title>Brothers - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When Eric moves back home, Cory vows to get him a place to stay. But the roommate he finds turns out to be Shawn's half-brother.</desc>
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    <title>Boy Meets Real World - S05E02</title>
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    <title>It's Not You… It's Me - S05E03</title>
    <desc>After Shawn and Cory agree to attend the same college, Shawn learns Cory's made interview plans on his own - and the two decide it's time to go their separate ways. Meanwhile, Eric thinks befriending the dean will ease his and Jack's college experience.</desc>
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    <title>Fraternity Row - S05E04</title>
    <desc>After attending a college class and engaging in a winning debate with a professor, an empowered Shawn neglects high-school tasks in favor of collegiate ones - and gets suspended. Meanwhile, Eric forms his own fraternity (Magnum Pi), and arouses the Dean's suspicions.</desc>
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    <title>The Witches of Pennbrook - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jack is excited about his new girlfriend, but things take a bad turn when it's revealed that she's a witch, needing to sacrifice a Hunter to ensure her immortality during a Halloween party. An unsuspecting Eric goes on a date with a teenaged witch named Sabrina. Guest Hart crosses over in her role from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. Meanwhile, Cory takes Topanga on her first airplane ride, flown by a not-so-bright pilot.</desc>
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    <title>No Guts, No Cory - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The time ball swallowed by Salem the Cat from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch takes everyone back to the 1940s: Cory becomes a soldier fighting on the dangerous front lines in Europe, who wants his best buddy Shawn to marry his girl Topanga if he doesn't return.</desc>
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    <title>I Love You, Donna Karan (1) - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Shawn's steadfast rule of dating girls only for a fixed two-week period leads him to break up with Angela; then he finds himself falling in love with the owner of a purse he finds, since the contents indicate that she is the girl of his dreams. Meanwhile, Eric studies for a test with the help of an invisible Mr. Feeny, while Jack wonders about Eric's sanity.</desc>
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    <title>Chasing Angela (2) - S05E08</title>
    <desc>An eager Cory encourages Shawn to consider the same type of long-term relationship he has with Topanga - except that the two of them start not to get along so well. Meanwhile, Jack and Eric are nervous about hosting Thanksgiving dinner for the Matthews family at their new apartment.</desc>
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    <title>How to Succeed in Business - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Confident Cory is amazed when Shawn is more successful at their work-study jobs: Shawn proves to be a whiz at public relations, while Cory gets stuck in the mail room. Meanwhile, Amy goes back to college, but her participation in Eric's creative writing class embarrasses him with her extremely frank self-revelations.</desc>
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    <title>Last Tango in Philly - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Cory and Shawn are loco with jealousy when the girls get jobs at a Mexican restaurant and start dancing the night away with two handsome, suave co-workers. All the guys apologize to their women in a unique way in the end.</desc>
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    <title>A Very Topanga Christmas - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Cory wonders if he's being henpecked when Topanga spends the holidays with the Matthews family and takes charge of the festivities. Cory plans to surprise Topanga, who's spending Christmas at his house, with a promise ring that means they'll be together forever. But he's unnerved by moments of doubt after learning that he and Topanga - who have so much in common---have very different holiday traditions: she drinks cider rather than eggnog; she prefers a fresh-cut tree to an aluminum one; and she opens gifts on Christmas Eve, not in the morning. When it seems Topanga's unwilling to compromise, Cory has serious misgivings about the ring - and their future.</desc>
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    <title>Raging Cory - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Cory gets so upset that Alan engages only in conversation with him, but plays sports with Eric, that he knocks Alan down. So Alan and Eric kidnap Cory and take him sky diving. Afterward, Cory feels better, but now Eric's miffed that he and his dad rarely have meaningful chats.</desc>
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    <title>The Eskimo - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Upset that the seniors are slacking off, Mr. Feeny threatens to issue F's and assigns personal goals to Shawn, Topanga and Cory: Shawn is to find two tickets to the Superbowl, Cory is to help him, and Topanga is to refrain from interfering. Meanwhile, Eric and Jack search for soul mates.</desc>
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    <title>Heartbreak Cory - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Cory sprains his ankle during the Senior Class ski trip, he can't let on to Topanga that he feels attracted to the young lady who's been assigned to take care of him.</desc>
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    <title>First Girlfriends Club - S05E15</title>
    <desc>It's Valentine's Day, and Shawn's jilted exes are so sure he'll ruin his date with Angela that they kidnap him to keep him from hurting her. Meanwhile, Cory's in trouble after Topanga reads a letter to him from another girl.</desc>
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    <title>Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Did someone say birthday? Come celebrate at Buster Beaver’s with our new Deluxe VIP Birthday Package, with seating for up to 30 guests, ten large two-topping pizzas, and ten pitchers of your choice of soda! And of course, a special birthday play starring Buster Beaver and his cast of furry forest friends! All for only $199.99 + tax! Buster Beaver’s Pizza! Where Kids Make the Rules®!</desc>
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    <title>The Instant White-Hot Wild - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Calling all patriots! Let’s show Homelander we’ve got his back and we’re not going to let Starlight and her Starlight House of Horrors get away with trafficking children and drinking their adrenaline! It’s time for real Americans to fight back! Join the Hometeamers and Stormchasers tomorrow at Vought Square! Stand back and stand by!</desc>
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    <title>Department of Dirty Tricks - S04E01</title>
    <desc>CALLING ALL PATRIOTS.  BE AT THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW FOR HOMELANDER’S #VERDICT AND BE READY.  IF THE CORRUPT “JUSTICE” SYSTEM WANTS TO F**K AROUND, THEY’RE GONNA FIND OUT.  #HOMEFREE</desc>
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    <title>Life Among the Septics - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Did you know globalists put chemicals in food to make us gay, Dakota Bob is a demon from hell, and the Moon isn’t real? Find out what they don’t want you to know at #TruthCon!</desc>
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    <title>We'll Keep the Red Flag Flying Here - S04E03</title>
    <desc>This December at VoughtCoin Arena, experience the story of Christmas the way it was meant to be told... on ice! Vought Presents Vought on Ice! Tickets available now at VoughtOnIce.com!</desc>
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    <title>Wisdom of the Ages - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Vought News Network is proud to announce its new series #Truthbomb! Join host Firecracker and her celebrity guests for the live 6-hour premiere as they expose Starlight’s Adrenochrome Parties!</desc>
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    <title>Beware the Jabberwock, My Son - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Attention #superfans! This year at #V52 see A-Train live and in person, as he presents an exclusive sneak peek at his powerful, true-life story: TRAINING A-TRAIN! V52: Powered by fans, for fans!</desc>
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    <title>Pass the Tabu - S04E02</title>
    <desc>During a surfing competition, Greg wears Bobby's tabu idol and wipes out. Soon after, Greg, Peter and Bobby learn of the ancient superstition from a construction worker, Mr. Hanalei. This leads the boys to search for an ancient burial ground in which to return the idol and break the curse.  However, they are unaware of a shadowy figure (Vincent Price) trailing them in the cave. Part 2 of 3.</desc>
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    <title>The Tiki Caves - S04E03</title>
    <desc>An archeologist (Vincent Price) traps the boys in a cave and takes them hostage, insisting that they tell him where they found the idol. Meanwhile, Jan, Marcia and Cindy debate whether to tell Mike and Carol about the boys' whereabouts when they fail to come back for dinner. Part 3 of 3.</desc>
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    <title>Today, I am a Freshman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's the beginning of another school year, and Marcia panics about becoming a freshman, going as far as pretending to be sick. However, after her parents see through Marcia's act, they encourage her to get involved -- but she joins every club available.</desc>
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    <title>Cyrano de Brady - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Smitten with Jan's friend Kerry, Peter seeks Greg's advice on landing a girl. This leads to Greg playing Cyrano for Peter, but Kerry mistakenly thinks Greg is the one who has feelings for her.</desc>
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    <title>Fright Night - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Jan and Cindy are spooked by a trick ghost rigged by the boys, the girls try to retaliate. But things get out of hand when Alice becomes a victim of their attempts to spook their brothers.</desc>
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    <title>The Show Must Go On?? - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The high school puts on a "Family Frolics" show, with Marcia and Carol performing a routine together while Greg and Mike team up for their own.</desc>
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    <title>Jan, the Only Child - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Fed up with the number of people in the household, Jan voices her desire to be an only child. The other kids oblige and treat her that way, but Jan changes her tune when she's excluded from the other kids' activities.</desc>
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    <title>Career Fever - S04E09</title>
    <desc>In a paper for English class, Greg writes about wanting to follow in his dad's footsteps and become an architect. When Mike reads the paper, he enthusiastically encourages his son, but Greg is uninterested. Meanwhile, Peter and Jan also explore careers.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye, Alice, Hello - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The kids give Alice the cold shoulder after she reveals that Greg and Peter broke an antique lamp of Carol's. The girls join the bandwagon when Alice innocently tells Carol that Marcia left the stereo on all night. Feeling unwanted and no longer needed, Alice quits.</desc>
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    <title>Greg's Triangle - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Greg is crazy for his latest girlfriend, Jennifer, but things get difficult for him when he learns that both Jennifer and Marcia are competing for head cheerleader -- and he just happens to be one of the judges.</desc>
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    <title>Everyone Can't Be George Washington - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Peter is determined to get the part of George Washington in the school play, but the teacher thinks Peter would be better in the role of Benedict Arnold. When his friends start making snide comments about it, Peter decides to get himself kicked out of the play.</desc>
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    <title>Love and the Older Man - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the family dentist, Dr. Vogel, asks Mike if Marcia would be interested in babysitting his kids, Marcia misinterprets the request as a date.</desc>
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    <title>Law and Disorder - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Bobby is crestfallen when he is picked to be safety monitor at school. But with Mike's and Carol's encouragement, Bobby becomes determined to do the job well but goes overboard, becoming the most unwelcome person both at  school and at home.</desc>
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    <title>Greg Gets Grounded - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Bobby tells his parents that Greg nearly got into a freeway accident because he was reading the cover of a new record. Mike and Carol suspend Greg's car privileges for a week, but Greg has plans to take out his girlfriend Rachel. When Greg decides that his father's directive has a "loophole" and takes a buddy's car to procure rock concert tickets for the date, Mike really hits the roof and grounds him. Greg talks his way out of the severe punishment but is bound by "exact words" ... and it leads to a drive-in movie date that neither Greg nor Rachel will ever forget.</desc>
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    <title>Amateur Night - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The Brady kids want to buy a silver platter for their parents' wedding anniversary. But short on money, they perform on a TV amateur contest.</desc>
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    <title>Bobby's Hero - S04E17</title>
    <desc>The principal calls home to alert Mike and Carol to the fact that Bobby's playing Jesse James at school.  This leads Mike and Carol to learn just how obsessed Bobby about his "idol" and try to dissuade him from worshiping a cold hearted killer.</desc>
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    <title>The Subject Was Noses - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Marcia has a big problem when she inadvertently makes two dates for the same night.  One with Charlie and the other with Doug, the big man on campus.  She makes a excuse to Charlie to go out with Doug but quickly learns Doug was only interested in having a pretty girl on his arm after Marcia is hit in the face with a football.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071940 +0000" stop="20261008074509 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Succeed in Business? - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Peter is ecstatic when he gets a job at Martinelli's bike shop.  However, his wanting to do a thorough job inhibits his speed and work begins piling up as well as customers begin to demand their bikes.  This leads Mr. Martinelli to give Peter the axe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000845 +0000" stop="20261008003237 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oceans - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Join Sahana for a journey under the sea to learn about ocean layers, discover how fish can drown and meet some of the strangest creatures on the planet!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003237 +0000" stop="20261008005740 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thinking - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ever wonder where thoughts come from, how to think faster or how to overcome irrational thinking? Good news: We think we've got the answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005740 +0000" stop="20261008012215 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Forces - S01E10</title>
    <desc>You can't see them ... but they're there. Learn how hidden forces like gravity, magnetism and electricity hold the world as we know it together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012215 +0000" stop="20261008014627 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creativity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Creativity is your friend. But what do you do when it's blocked? Learn how to unlock the secrets to becoming more creative -- no matter who you are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014627 +0000" stop="20261008021030 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Want to get better at remembering? We'll learn what memory is, how memories are formed and how to improve your recall with some very cool hacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021030 +0000" stop="20261008023425 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat the Parents - S01E13</title>
    <desc>We're pitting kids against their parents in an epic battle of the ages with both mental and physical challenges. Who will win? It's anyone's guess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023425 +0000" stop="20261008025857 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Social Media - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Why is social media so addictive? Turns out, it's by design. We'll also explore the science of selfies and why people can be so cruel online.</desc>
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    <title>Germs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>What's the difference between good and bad germs? And how real is the "Five-Second Rule"? It's a dirty topic, but someone's got to cover it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032150 +0000" stop="20261008034435 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superheroes - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Super vision, super hearing and super strength aren't just for mythical heroes. These amazing powers are real -- and, believe it or not, you have them!</desc>
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    <title>Dreams - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Whether they're good or bad, we all have them. But what do dreams mean -- and is it possible to control them? Let's drift off to dreamland to find out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040735 +0000" stop="20261008043216 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Let's zoom to the farthest reaches of the galaxy to discover what stars are made of, whether aliens could exist and how space affects the human body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043216 +0000" stop="20261008045433 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emotions - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When it comes to your emotions, who's in charge: you or them? We'll dig into feelings, what grosses you out and whether laughter is actually contagious.</desc>
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    <title>Motivation - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Need a boost? Discover how motivation works -- and how to master it -- by learning the key to getting things done that you’d much rather skip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051839 +0000" stop="20261008054232 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oceans - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Join Sahana for a journey under the sea to learn about ocean layers, discover how fish can drown and meet some of the strangest creatures on the planet!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054232 +0000" stop="20261008060735 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thinking - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ever wonder where thoughts come from, how to think faster or how to overcome irrational thinking? Good news: We think we've got the answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060735 +0000" stop="20261008063210 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Forces - S01E10</title>
    <desc>You can't see them ... but they're there. Learn how hidden forces like gravity, magnetism and electricity hold the world as we know it together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063210 +0000" stop="20261008065622 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creativity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Creativity is your friend. But what do you do when it's blocked? Learn how to unlock the secrets to becoming more creative -- no matter who you are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065622 +0000" stop="20261008072025 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Want to get better at remembering? We'll learn what memory is, how memories are formed and how to improve your recall with some very cool hacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072025 +0000" stop="20261008074420 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat the Parents - S01E13</title>
    <desc>We're pitting kids against their parents in an epic battle of the ages with both mental and physical challenges. Who will win? It's anyone's guess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000631 +0000" stop="20261008001755 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Machine - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Brak and Zorak didn't finish their homework on time, so they borrow Thundercleese's time machine to go back in time to set things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001755 +0000" stop="20261008002905 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Next Door - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Zorak makes Brak jealous when he develops a wonderful singing voice after accidentally having a pink lump knocked out of his throat.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hippo - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brak is upset because Zorak made him get rid of his lobster doll, Hippo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004044 +0000" stop="20261008005205 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mobab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When an alien blob named Mobab falls in love with Mom and takes her away to his home planet, Dad realizes how much he needs her and he and Brak go into outer space to save her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005205 +0000" stop="20261008010342 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expiration Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Thundercleese finds his powers have been deactivated by his creators, which is a bad thing as there is an asteroid heading for Earth. Dad and Brak go off to get Thundercleese's powers back in time to save the world, and blast Zorak to pieces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010342 +0000" stop="20261008011458 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Psychoklahoma - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Brak and company attempt to raise money to save Senor Science by putting on a musical.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011458 +0000" stop="20261008012624 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dad and Zorak engage in a good old fashioned staring contest.</desc>
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    <title>Poppy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While watching his favorite cop show, 'Schnozzo', Brak tells Zorak that he wants to get some action. Brak asks Dad and Mom for some advice. They give Brak some help passed down from Brak's Grandfather, Poppy, which Brak puts to use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013759 +0000" stop="20261008014916 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bully - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Zorak has set up a booth were children give him money to beat them up. Unfortunately, the business has been taken over by Butch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014916 +0000" stop="20261008020100 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother, Did You Move My Chair? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brak tries to get out of going to school to avoid dissecting a clam in Biology class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020100 +0000" stop="20261008021226 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>President Dad - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dad decides to run for President of the neighborhood association. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that the incumbent Galrog, used to be a terrible planet-eating monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021226 +0000" stop="20261008022357 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brakstreet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With high hopes of winning a fabulous spa resort vacation, Brak enters a rap contest. Rapper Cee-lo guest stars.</desc>
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    <title>Feud - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dad and Thundercleese are in the midst of a neighborhood feud. Weird Al Yankovic guest stars.</desc>
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    <title>Runaway - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Brak gets grounded and decides to run away from home. Special guest Space Ghost arrives at the house to arrest Brak for crimes he has committed in the future.</desc>
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    <title>The New Brak - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Brak has a devoted admirer which is initially quite flattering.  But, when the admirer starts imitating him, Brak worries that he might be replaced.</desc>
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    <title>Pepper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dad believes the Mothership will take him away to be king of the alien world. Meanwhile, Zorak begins a relationship with an interesting alien named Pepper. Sisto joins the aliens on the Mothership for dinner.</desc>
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    <title>Dinner Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Brak, Mom, Dad and Thunderclese have been inivited over to dinner at the neighbor's house.  The neighbor include Franklin (A nervous dad whose nose always seems to be growing) Rhodna (A mother who lives in a steel box that keeps talking about everyone's judgement) and the son (A big fat guy that looks like a baby that can barley move around).</desc>
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    <title>We Ski in Peace - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Brak wants to go to work with Father for ""Go To Work with your Father Day"". Brak's mom tells Brak the truth that Father doesn't work. Father shows mother a secret underground base, where he works for no money keeping Earth safe. Brak's mom forces him to get a real job at the local Ice Cream Shop. Meanwhile, Alien Ants from Outer Space attack while Father is away from his old job...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033225 +0000" stop="20261008034357 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Braklet, Prince of Spaceland - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Brak Family Players present their take on the classic Hamlet story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034357 +0000" stop="20261008035459 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coma - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Brak's father offers to help Thundercleese win the heart of his true love. Zorak burns things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035459 +0000" stop="20261008040603 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadows of Heat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Brak's father enlists the aid of a secret agent to pull off a caper.</desc>
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    <title>Splat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad are involved in an accident that must be kept secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041714 +0000" stop="20261008042846 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Hump - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After being bitten by a radioactive camel, Dad is given super-powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042846 +0000" stop="20261008044007 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexy New Brak Show Go - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Brak wins a cereal contest, giving him his own TV show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044007 +0000" stop="20261008045125 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That I Desire You - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Brak Family Players present their take on a soap opera. Mom was blinded in a freak accident; Dad is an oil millionaire (but also a famous billionaire secret even to him). Brak has married his love, Connie. Zorak is a skin-bleached breast surgeon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045125 +0000" stop="20261008050239 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cardburkey - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Brak decides that living in a cardboard box will help land him an impressive girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050239 +0000" stop="20261008051356 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bawk Ba Gawk - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Zorak convinces Brak he will be more popular at school if he steals the mascot from rival Jerkwater High School.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051356 +0000" stop="20261008052517 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldfish - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Brak promises to take care of Mr. Thundercleese's goldfish, Mr. Tickles, while he is away. Goldfish eat ham don't they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052517 +0000" stop="20261008053642 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Machine - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Brak and Zorak didn't finish their homework on time, so they borrow Thundercleese's time machine to go back in time to set things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053642 +0000" stop="20261008054752 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Next Door - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Zorak makes Brak jealous when he develops a wonderful singing voice after accidentally having a pink lump knocked out of his throat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054752 +0000" stop="20261008055931 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hippo - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brak is upset because Zorak made him get rid of his lobster doll, Hippo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055931 +0000" stop="20261008061052 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mobab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When an alien blob named Mobab falls in love with Mom and takes her away to his home planet, Dad realizes how much he needs her and he and Brak go into outer space to save her.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Expiration Day - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Mother, Did You Move My Chair? - S02E03</title>
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    <title>President Dad - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Brakstreet - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Feud - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Milk Bath - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mary goes deeper to realize an uncompromising vision. Boro shares her tale. Lisa perks up. Lou pushes for an ending, but will he get the one he wants?</desc>
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    <title>Egg - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A desperate Lisa kisses the toad, but blood-sex magic holds the key. Lou and Jonathan have a moment. A savage spirit accomplishes the impossible.</desc>
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    <title>Bodies - S01E08</title>
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    <title>I Exist - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Hair of the Dog - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Roman Candle - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Tadpole Smoothie - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Jennifer - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Milk Bath - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mary goes deeper to realize an uncompromising vision. Boro shares her tale. Lisa perks up. Lou pushes for an ending, but will he get the one he wants?</desc>
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    <title>Egg - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A desperate Lisa kisses the toad, but blood-sex magic holds the key. Lou and Jonathan have a moment. A savage spirit accomplishes the impossible.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Mountain - S01E21</title>
    <desc>BraveStarr and Fuzz fall in the mountains during an investigation flight. Tex learns about it and goes to the crash place to imprison his adversary.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble Wears a Badge - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Who Am I? - S01E23</title>
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    <title>BraveStarr and the Treaty - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The intergalactic Senate decided to establish a basis for space cruisers on new Texas. Tex Hex sees a chance in getting to a battleship, with which he could prevail over the galaxy.</desc>
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    <title>Thoren the Slavemaster - S01E25</title>
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    <title>The Price - S01E26</title>
    <desc>BraveStarr and Thirty-Thirty must put the stop to a drugs dealer, who supplied New Texas with the drug Bigg. Among his victims is the boy Jay, who tried the drug once and then became addicted.</desc>
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    <title>Revolt of the Prairie People - S01E27</title>
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    <title>Hostage - S01E28</title>
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    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E29</title>
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    <title>The Good, the Bad and the Clumsy - S01E30</title>
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    <title>Balance of Power - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Call to Arms - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Due to a surprise attack, the leader of the Kreng commandos succeeds in taking BraveStarr's old instructor Shaman as prisoner. For his release Klaftu demands three tons of Kerium.</desc>
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    <title>BraveStarr and the Three Suns - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Stampede hires Morabond to drive out the settlers. Morabond uses a magical arrow given to him by Stampeded to take away two of the three New Texas suns. BraveStarr goes looking for them underground.</desc>
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    <title>The Witnesses - S01E34</title>
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    <title>Handlebar and Rampage - S01E35</title>
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    <title>Runaway Planet - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Dr. Clayton discovers that a runaway planet is in a collision course with New Texas. BraveStarr, Molly and Dr. Clayton use the anti-social space trucker, Retro West's space truck to drop a magnamite bomb on the errant planet. Then they discover that there are still living beings on the planet.</desc>
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    <title>The Bounty Hunter - S01E37</title>
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    <title>Buddy - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Day the Town Was Taken - S01E39</title>
    <desc>While BraveStarr, Thirty-Thirty, and Fuzz rescue JB and Handlebar from dingoes, Tex Hex succeeds in activating Fort Kerium's defense mechanism. Fuzz's girlfriend, Wuzzella, is trapped inside.</desc>
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    <title>BraveStarr and the Medallion - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Tex Hex enlists the help of a stranger, Parluke, to infiltrate Starr Peak and extinguish the Shaman's magical fire. Parluke tricks Bravestarr into taking him to Starr Peak by showering him a medallion that is identical to the one Bravestarr has.</desc>
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    <title>Legend of a Pretty Lady - S01E41</title>
    <desc>JB gets sent one billion years into the past when heat lightning hits some raw kerium she is standing by. She is captured by giants, but is rescued by Fuzz's ancestor. Shaman sends Bravestarr after her through a magic portal while Thirty-Thirty and Fuzz must protect the portal from outlaws who would be glad to loose the judge and the marshall forever.</desc>
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    <title>Face of the King - S03E22</title>
    <desc>After Cake Queen publicly humiliates Prince Butter Waffle, the prince asks Bread to give him a face that's fit for a king so he can take back the throne.</desc>
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    <title>Best Sausage Contest: Part 1 - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Bread enters Sausage into a Best Sausage Contest in hopes of winning the $1,000 prize — but the pup will have to compete against the queen's spoiled dog.</desc>
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    <title>Best Sausage Contest: Part 2 - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Cake Queen bribes Bread to style her dog for the beauty portion of the Best Sausage Contest. Wilk steps in to cover, but can he compete with the Master?</desc>
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    <title>Return of Donut Rangers - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When Butter gets cast in the new "Donut Rangers" movie, fans Bread and Wilk vow to get the Red Donut his job back — by filming a brand-new series.</desc>
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    <title>Terminate Bread - S03E26</title>
    <desc>An ecoconscious robot named the Breadinator tracks down Master Bread to share an important message about the future of the environment.</desc>
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    <title>Encounter of Moono - S03E27</title>
    <desc>When Wilk lets the small alien fugitive, Moono, hide in the barbershop, he repays the favor by using his special powers to help out Bread and friends.</desc>
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    <title>Barbershop Pup - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Queen's Pet - S01E33</title>
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    <title>Bread's Birthday - S01E32</title>
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    <title>Sushi Tourists - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Sushi friends are coming to the Bakery Town for a trip! However, their hair gets stolen by Chip without them noticing it. Maybe they are too excited traveling around. Can Sushi friends get their hair back?</desc>
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    <title>Bread's Date / Meet Tiramisu Again - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Dark Wilk Rises - S01E34</title>
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    <title>The Queen's Diet - S01E31</title>
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    <title>A Bun to Remember / Rival, Baguette - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Bread and Baguette, Part 1 - S01E37</title>
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    <title>Bread and Baguette, Part 2 - S01E38</title>
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    <title>Bread and Baguette, Part 3 - S01E39</title>
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    <title>Best Cupcake - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Barber of Bakery Town - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bread, the best barber in Bakery Town! One day, a biscuit boy comes to Bread and challenges him to avenge his father... Can the Biscuit Boy win the haircut contest with Bread?</desc>
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    <title>Choco's Job Interview - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bread gets scolded by Choco today. Wilk asks Bread how he got to work with Choco. Bread tells of his first meeting with Choco... What is your first impression of Choco?</desc>
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    <title>Bread's Alopecia - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bread fell into a slump after being evaluated as bored! Does stress cause your hair to fall out?! Try several methods to treat hair loss. Will Bread be able to stop his hair loss?</desc>
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    <title>Macaron's Day Off - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bakery Town's most popular idol Macaron~ But I'm getting tired of my tight schedule... Then, by chance, he meets Wilk and becomes friends! Macaron tours Bakery Town with Wilke.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Cream Runs Away - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An ice cream boy who is tired of living in a refrigerator only eating frozen food. He runs away from the refrigerator and enjoys various delicious foods in Bakery Town. But the ice cream boy starts to melt in the hot weather! Wilke finds Ice Cream and takes him to the barber shop.</desc>
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    <title>Patrol Pretzel - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Pretzel, a young police officer who protects Bakery Town! But Pretzel has a fatal flaw... It's like having holes all over your body! Can Pretzel be a good cop?</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An abandoned house where a great treasure is hidden! But there are ghosts living there... The Bread Barbershop family goes to the mansion to find the treasure! Can you safely find the treasure in the haunted house?</desc>
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    <title>Butter's Quest for Ugliness - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Butter stuns fans with his breathtakingly handsome looks! In the end, he is locked up in the house for treason... Butter, wanting to get out of the house, decides to be ugly and calls Bread. Can Bread turn butter ugly?</desc>
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    <title>Robot Wilk - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Potato chip is spying on the popular Bread Barbershop. Today, seeing Wilk scolded by Bread, he thinks of good thoughts... That's right, making a robot Wilk to kill Bread! Potato Chip imprisons the real Wilk and sends the robot Wilk to the Bread Barbershop...</desc>
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    <title>Bread's Wisdom - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Two Tayaki mothers are fighting over a baby each thinks is their own. Asking the Cake Queen to find her real mother... But the Tayaki look so alike! The Cake Queen asks Bread for a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Team Building - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bread and Choco get melancholy on Mondays... Wilk prepares for a team building competition to recharge morale! Wilke is taught secrets from Croissant, the best recreation instructor. Will Wilke's contest be successful?</desc>
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    <title>Cheese's Playground - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cheese went to the playground with sausage. But gets kicked out of the playground because of the smell... Sausage proposes to make a playground for sour cheese! Can sausage and cheese make a wonderful playground?</desc>
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    <title>Crab or Cracker - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A blue crab cake boy who thinks he is a real blue crab! When he sees the water, he tries to jump... The stuffy blue crab cake couple visits Bread, and the blue crab cake boy is excited at the thought of becoming a real blue crab.</desc>
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    <title>Munchkin Donut / Bread's Hairstyling Class 1 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Heavy Metal / Bread's Hairstyling Class 2 - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Job Test / Bread's Hairstyling Class 3 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Bully Pie / Bread's Hairstyling Class 4 - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Joining of Hands - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Into the Light - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Shall We Dance? - S04E06</title>
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    <title>The Chop - S04E07</title>
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    <title>High Noon - S04E08</title>
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    <title>The Old, Old Story - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Blind Devotion - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Brussels Calling - S05E03</title>
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    <title>The Lies Have It - S05E04</title>
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    <title>The Boss - S05E05</title>
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    <desc>Colin discovers an unexploded missile in the basement and tries to warn Gordon but he takes no notice and tells him to sort out his problems on his own. While doing this on his own Gordon is packing his things away for his departure for Brussels. Then Colin gets hit on the head by a croquet ball by Gavin and Tim and Colin ends up being rushed to hospital. Then no one knows but Colin had put the missile in the racket box and tries to warn everyone but everyone is having a party for their new futures.</desc>
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    <desc>Gordon is ready to leave for Brussels but Helen isn't to keen on going. Then she sees Gordon's pictures and the hotel and decides to go with him. Gordon offers his Management to Laura but she is going to America for he baby to be raised. Everyone is excited but Gordon then says that due to an unreplied message he won't be going. An emergency water tank is installed and then makes the ceiling collapse. Carole is on trouble when she gets stuck in her toy car. Then Gordon pushes Carole but is too late to get himself clear. This then means the end for Gordon Brittas.</desc>
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    <title>In the Beginning ... - S05E09</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time and everyone is coming to Colin's Scottish Castle to celebrate the man who gave them everything at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. Laura tells the story about one Christmas holiday that went wrong. Things weren't going well and the staff were trapped in the centre and weren't allowed out until the snow had cleared.</desc>
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    <title>Back with a Bang - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After being crushed to death Gordon Brittas has been returned to earth by St. Peter and rebuilt at a Swiss clinic. He returns a day early and misses the red carpet welcome prepared by his staff.</desc>
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    <title>Body Language - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Gordon tries to explain benefits of matching and mirroring body language. Colin suspects alien invasion when a green block of ice crashes through the roof, and Helen mistakenly sells the house to a member of the U.S. military.</desc>
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    <title>At the Double - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Gordon invites members of the Ruthenian State Circus to perform at the centre. A group of US evangelists want to baptise Gordon in the pool after reading of his coming back from the dead.</desc>
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    <title>Burning Bridges - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ilana's parents come to the city for their 30th anniversary, but Abbi and Ilana find it hard to celebrate while they are both experiencing relationship issues.</desc>
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    <title>Getting There (1) - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Jews on a Plane (2) - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Abbi gets her period while on an airplane and enlists Ilana's help to find a tampon.</desc>
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    <title>Sliding Doors - S04E01</title>
    <desc>On a spring day in 2011, Abbi and Ilana meet for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Twaining Day - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Just the Tips - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ilana goes on a spending spree with cash she makes from her waitress job; Abbi basks in the glow of a new relationship; the girls bump into an old friend at a party.</desc>
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    <title>Mushrooms - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Abbi and Ilana take mushrooms and have an eventful trip.</desc>
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    <title>Abbi's Mom - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Abbi's mom comes to the city for a visit; Ilana navigates the intense work culture of Sushi Mambeaux while dealing with her seasonal affective disorder.</desc>
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    <title>Witches - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Abbi feels old after discovering that she has a gray hair; Ilana sees a sex therapist.</desc>
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    <title>Florida - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Abbi, Ilana, Eliot and Bobbi take a trip to Florida to clean out Grandma Esther's apartment.</desc>
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    <title>House-Sitting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Abbi, Ilana, Jaime and Lincoln house-sit for the Strands; Ilana and Lincoln define their relationship; Abbi has a Bumble date with a man from her past.</desc>
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    <title>Bedbugs - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A fancy new bag gives Abbi confidence during unemployment; Ilana and Jaimé deal with an inevitable New York City nightmare: bedbugs.</desc>
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    <title>Friendiversary - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The girls' Friendiversary celebration takes a turn for the dangerous when they witness something horrible.</desc>
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    <title>Stories - S05E01</title>
    <desc>To celebrate Abbi’s 30th birthday, Abbi and Ilana travel from the top of Manhattan to the bottom, running into old and new friends along the way.</desc>
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    <title>SheWork and S... Bucket - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Ilana embarks upon her latest moneymaking opportunity when she opens an outdoor workspace for New York City smokers; Abbi stands up to her landlord after he refuses to update her plumbing.</desc>
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    <title>Bitcoin &amp; the Missing Girl - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Ilana visits an old flame to cash out her Bitcoin share; Abbi drops off her laundry for the first time and loses her favorite sweatshirt.</desc>
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    <title>Make the Space - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Ilana discovers a terrifying secret about Jaimé; Abbi tries to make the jump from sweater folder to window artist at Anthropologie.</desc>
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    <title>Artsy Fartsy - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Abbi gets invited to a fancy art event at MoMa; Ilana and Lincoln have their one year relationship check-in.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Found - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The girls meet Ilana’s 16th cousin – who is a Holocaust survivor – and take him to a drag brunch; Abbi tries out a new look.</desc>
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    <title>Shenanigans - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Ilana gets recruited to be a hair model; Abbi’s new flame tells her that she’s not mature enough.</desc>
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    <title>Sleep No More - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Abbi and Ilana visit "Sleep No More," and Abbi tries to find the right time to tell Ilana some life-changing news.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fingerprints at the murder scene lead DI Hardy and DS Miller to a startling suspect. Meanwhile, Steve Connelly has a message for Beth.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Distraught by the lack of national press coverage, Beth and Mark Latimer take matters into their own hands to get news of the murder into the newspapers.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As DI Alec Hardy and DS Ellie Miller come under fire, the people of Broadchurch start to turn on each other. Will a vital new piece of evidence lead the detectives to the killer?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The town of Broadchurch comes together to mourn. In doing so, a new suspect comes to light. Beth and Mark turn to local vicar Paul for help.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Time is running out to solve the murder - will the discovery of a vital clue finally unlock the case? Beth and Mark take an important step in moving on with their lives.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After weeks of speculation, the events surrounding the death come to light. Shockwaves ripple through Broadchurch as the community struggles to come to terms with the news.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Still reeling from the discovery about her husband, Ellie Miller and the other residents deal with the latest revelations.</desc>
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    <desc>The people of Broadchurch struggle to come to terms with the devastating turn of events and shockwaves reverberate through the town.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Hardy faces a race against time as Ellie discovers a startling new piece of evidence forcing them to reassess their suspicions.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Family tensions surface as Ellie struggles to control her sister Lucy, Mark Latimer has a decision to make and Alec Hardy has to face his demons.</desc>
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    <title>The Negotiation - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jake is called upon to negotiate a hostage situation with a jewel thief, only to discover that the culprit seems to be a familiar face. Amy and Gina help Charles with the high demands of his new food truck, and Holt panics when a member of the Police Commissioner selection committee decides to interview Hitchcock about Holt.</desc>
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    <desc>Jake embarks on an all-night long interrogation in order to elicit a confession out of a suspect. But when Captain Holt skips the opera in order to stay back and help, the two cops clash over how to get him to talk.</desc>
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    <title>The Puzzle Master - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Jake surprises Amy with an investigation into a string of arsons connected to her favorite crossword puzzle author, Vin Stermley. Meanwhile, Gina helps Holt jazz up his Commissioner candidate speech, and Terry, Rosa, Hitchcock and Scully argue over who is most deserving of the new detective car.</desc>
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    <title>NutriBoom - S05E16</title>
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    <title>DFW - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jake invites his newly discovered half-sister to stay with him in New York, but when he and Amy realize she’s a bit of a nightmare, they must find a way to get her back home to Dallas.</desc>
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    <title>Gray Star Mutual - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When a fire destroys Charles' food truck, Pimento unexpectedly shows up to the scene as the insurance agent. Meanwhile, Rosa helps Amy to see that it’s okay to get excited about picking her wedding dress, and Gina and Terry coach Holt in the art of social media.</desc>
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    <title>Bachelor/ette Party - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Charles plans an elaborate scavenger hunt for Jake's bachelor party, but the day goes awry when the guys decide to take some short cuts instead. Meanwhile, Amy's bachelorette party escalates when the ladies realize she previously slept with a member of her soon-to-be wedding band.</desc>
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    <title>Show Me Going - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When Rosa responds to an active shooter alert, the rest of the squad is forced to stay back, desperately fearing for her safety. Feeling helpless, Jake frantically brainstorms ways to offer his assistance, Terry faces an existential crisis and Gina and Amy try to make themselves useful by fixing Rosa's broken toilet.</desc>
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    <title>White Whale - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Rosa and Amy team up to take down their "white whale" suspect - a ruthless killer who has managed to elude them for seven years - while Terry helps Jake tackle his wedding planning chores. Then, Captain Holt and his rival, Olivia Crawford, try to convince each other to step down in the campaign for Commissioner.</desc>
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    <title>Jake &amp; Amy - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Jake and Amy's wedding day is majorly threatened, and Charles and the whole squad rush to help save it. Amidst the chaos, Holt hesitates to open the email that will indicate if he has won his campaign for Commissioner, despite Gina's encouragement. Meanwhile, Terry gently pushes Rosa towards a potential love interest.</desc>
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    <title>Honeymoon - S06E01</title>
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    <title>Hitchcock &amp; Scully - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Jake and Charles investigate a case of Hitchcock and Scully’s from the 1980s. Amy’s uniformed officers and Terry’s detectives fight over limited resources.</desc>
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    <title>The Tattler - S06E03</title>
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    <title>Four Movements - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Gina spends time with each member of the squad.</desc>
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    <title>A Tale of Two Bandits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Terry believes the Pontiac Bandit is stealing cars again, but Jake is convinced his friend wouldn’t do that. The rest of the squad fight to keep Shaw’s a police bar after some firemen stake their claim to it.</desc>
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    <title>The Crime Scene - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Jake and Rosa must deal with a mother in mourning as they work and rework a crime scene in order to solve a difficult murder case with confusing evidence.</desc>
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    <title>The Honeypot - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Jake and Holt clash over the merits of a new hire in the 99th precinct. Terry, Amy, Rosa and Charles try to do something about the cluttered bullpen.</desc>
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    <title>He Said, She Said - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Jake and Amy investigate a difficult “he said, she said” case. Holt becomes suspicious after learning his lifelong arch nemesis died in a prison transport accident.</desc>
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    <title>The Golden Child - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Jake helps Amy navigate the complicated relationship she has with her brother, David. Charles introduces some drama into an undercover mission involving Terry and Holt.</desc>
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    <title>Gintars - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A visitor from Latvia causes Charles and Jake to investigate Nikolaj’s family. Holt and Amy bring in famed forensic scientist Dr. Yee to help close a case for Rosa.</desc>
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    <title>The Therapist - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Charles brings Jake into a case when a therapist reports one of his patient’s missing. Holt finds out Rosa has a new girlfriend that everyone else has met. Amy believes she has accidentally received a package meant for Terry.</desc>
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    <title>Guppy Style! (2) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Guppies hit the road to see a concert by Stylee, a singing sensation known for her fabulous styles!</desc>
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    <title>The Summer Camp Games - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Summer is here! Molly, Gil, and the rest of the Guppies celebrate the season with lots of outdoor fun. Gil uses his summer camping skills to rescue Bubble Puppy during the Summer Camp Games!</desc>
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    <title>Trick-or-Treat, Mr. Grumpfish! - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Happy Halloween! Molly, Gil, and the rest of the Guppies are picking out costumes, trick-or-treating, and turning their classroom into a haunted house! It'll have to be really spooky if they want to scare Mr. Grumpfish!</desc>
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    <title>The New Guppy! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When the Sea Witch steal the Bubble Guppies' magical jewels so she can rule the Seven Seas, the Guppies must stop her and get their jewels back before it's too late, with the help of their new guppy friend, Zooli.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Agent Nonny - S05E02</title>
    <desc>In this Bubble Guppies parody of James Bond, Secret Agent Nonny, who stays cool under pressure, a man of few words, and one of the world's top secret agents in children's television history, is sent on a mission to the other agents to deliver their messages, unknown about his surprise birthday party at Dr. Bigmouth Bass' island.</desc>
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    <title>Kingdom of Clean! - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Deema the evil ruler wants a medieval kingdom to stay dirty, with a giant ogre as her assistant. The rest of the guppies must stop them and get the kingdom clean again.</desc>
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    <title>The Good, the Sad, and the Grumpy! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Grumpfish turns up in Happy Junction, he makes everyone in town really grumpy, including Sheriff Molly, who must find a way to help everyone handle their tricky emotions.</desc>
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    <title>Ocean Patrol - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The Guppies must stop Windy Pete and first mate Oona when they sail around the world and blast tropical climates with snow.</desc>
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    <title>Rockin' Out - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Goby and Gil go on a quest to get a geode at the top of a volcano. They try to make it back to the Rocky Valley Rock Show in time to enter the contest for best rock.</desc>
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    <title>Genie In A Bubble! - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Nonny, Gil and Zooli conjure a genie, she agrees to grant whoever brings her the most precious gift a wish.</desc>
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    <title>A Furry Tale - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Super Baby! - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Dragons N' Roses! - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Petunia the Dragon moves to the Kingdom of Flowers, everyone is afraid of her fearsome roar except for Zooli, who befriends Petunia and shows her friends how lovable Petunia really is.</desc>
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    <title>Ninja Season! - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Snow Squad to the Rescue! - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Gil is convinced a yeti is to blame when sleeping bags go missing.</desc>
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    <title>Too Bright for Movie Night! - S05E13</title>
    <desc>If the Moon People can find a way to make it dark during the day, the Sun People agree to turn off their giant night light so the Moon People can enjoy their movie night.</desc>
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    <title>The Guppies Save Christmas! - S05E14</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, Molly, Gil, and Bubble Puppy discover Santa's lost list in the snow. To return the list safely to the North Pole, they have to keep it out of the hands of the Christmas-hating Humbug.</desc>
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    <title>The Mighty, Untidy Titans! - S05E15</title>
    <desc>When some untidy Titans (played by Guppies) start messing up Zooli, Nonny and Oona's goat farm, the goat herders must journey to the Titans' cloud realm to ask them to tidy up.</desc>
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    <title>Alison in Wonderland! - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Mail carrier molly is trying to deliver a Friendship Day card for someone named Alison in a place called Wonderland.</desc>
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    <title>It's a Lizard! - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When showman Gil's real live dragon (actually a Komodo dragon) gets loose in the small town of Bubbleville, it's up to Pet Finders Oona and Zooli to track the lizard down and return it to its home on Komodo Island.</desc>
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    <title>Flight of the War Witch (1) - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Buck journeys through a space warp into another universe, where he discovers that the peaceful planet Pendar is being threatened by the sinister war witch Zarina. The Pendarans enlist the aid of Buck and Princess Ardala, who had followed Buck through the space warp, and an unsteady alliance between the humans and Draconians is formed as Buck leads a combined fleet against Zarina's battlecruiser.</desc>
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    <title>Flight of the War Witch (2) - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Buck journeys through a space warp into another universe, where he discovers that the peaceful planet Pendar is being threatened by the sinister war witch Zarina. The Pendarans enlist the aid of Buck and Princess Ardala, who had followed Buck through the space warp, and an unsteady alliance between the humans and Draconians is formed as Buck leads a combined fleet against Zarina's battlecruiser.</desc>
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    <title>Time of the Hawk / Time of the Hawk (2) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Buck, Wilma, and Twiki set off into deep space aboard the Searcher, a starship on a mission to find the lost tribes of Earth -- humans who fled to the stars after a nuclear holocaust that all but destroyed the planet. The Searcher encounters a severely-damaged spacecraft with one survivor, who tells them of a savage attack by a bird-man named Hawk. Searcher sets course for the planet where it is believed Hawk lives, and Buck soon becomes involved in a desperate battle of wits and piloting skills with Hawk. Hawk's mate, who was a passenger in Hawk's ship, is mortally wounded in the battle and Buck and Hawk form a shaky alliance to seek medical aid for her. Eventually, Hawk joins the crew of the Searcher, looking for others of his kind.</desc>
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    <title>Journey to Oasis - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Hawk's first mission among the humans is to join Buck, Wilma, and Dr. Goodfellow in escorting Ambassador Duvoe to a peace conference that could avert a terrible galactic war. Crisis strikes as their shuttle passes through an electric storm and crashes in the desert. With contact with Searcher impossible, the party must travel by foot to Oasis, encountering savage mutants and a mischievous gnome named ODX.</desc>
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    <title>Journey to Oasis (2) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Hawk's first mission among the humans is to join Buck, Wilma, and Dr. Goodfellow in escorting Ambassador Duvoe to a peace conference that could avert a terrible galactic war. Crisis strikes as their shuttle passes through an electric storm and crashes in the desert. With contact with Searcher impossible, the party must travel by foot to Oasis, encountering savage mutants and a mischievous gnome named ODX.</desc>
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    <title>The Guardians - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Buck finds himself entrusted with a bizarre glowing green box when he and Hawk find an old man near death on a remote planet. Back on the Searcher, the box creates a series of bizarre images in the minds of the crew members. In reality, the box has taken control of the Searcher and sent it at fantastic speeds toward an unknown destination.</desc>
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    <title>Mark of the Saurian - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Saurians plot to destroy the Searcher and start a galactic war by infiltrating the starship and a space station in human disguise. Only Buck, who has contracted a strange virus, is able to see the true form of the Saurians, but no one believes him. When the Suarians realize that Buck is a threat to them, he becomes the target of their assassination attempts.</desc>
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    <title>The Golden Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Searcher rescues a gold-skinned boy from an escape capsule in an asteroid field. When the ship collides with one of the asteroids, the boy displays his powers of molecular alteration by rescuing Admiral Asimov from beneath a fallen girder. The boy assures the crew of the Searcher that, with the help of his companion, who is on a nearby planet, he can dislodge the ship from the asteroid. But when Buck and Hawk go to the planet to get the companion, they find that he is being held captive by a man who wants to use the boy's powers for his own greedy purposes.</desc>
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    <title>Robo-Truck of the Future - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks his truck is talking to him.</desc>
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    <title>Get the Hock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buddy becomes a repo man so he can get his stuff back from Big Tex.</desc>
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    <title>Thunderstruck Rad Cab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Big Tex steals Buddy's driving secrets, but Buddy has a plan for revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Thunder Fu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell open a kung fu dojo despite not knowing any kung fu.</desc>
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    <title>Funny Money - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks he's being an artist when he creates counterfeit $746.32 bills.</desc>
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    <title>Moneybags and His Monster - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The creepy guy following Buddy reveals his identity, then teams up with Tex Jr.</desc>
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    <title>Sneezing Fits of Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The gang thinks they have one week left to live.</desc>
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    <title>Truck Cab in the Woods - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell get stranded in the woods and have to fend off an unknown presence.</desc>
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    <title>Truck Stop Clerks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Leroy lets Buddy and Darnell watch the truck stop for a day.</desc>
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    <title>Buddy Double - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An evil impostor Buddy causes problems all over town, landing the real Buddy in trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Beaver Dam Fast Pizza - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buddy starts a rivalry with pizza-delivering beavers.</desc>
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    <title>To Protect and Swerve - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff Cannonball takes off with the Rabble Rouser, Buddy takes over his job.</desc>
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    <title>Robo-Truck of the Future - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks his truck is talking to him.</desc>
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    <title>Get the Hock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buddy becomes a repo man so he can get his stuff back from Big Tex.</desc>
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    <title>Thunderstruck Rad Cab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Big Tex steals Buddy's driving secrets, but Buddy has a plan for revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Thunder Fu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell open a kung fu dojo despite not knowing any kung fu.</desc>
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    <title>Funny Money - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks he's being an artist when he creates counterfeit $746.32 bills.</desc>
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    <title>Moneybags and His Monster - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The creepy guy following Buddy reveals his identity, then teams up with Tex Jr.</desc>
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    <title>Sneezing Fits of Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The gang thinks they have one week left to live.</desc>
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    <title>Truck Cab in the Woods - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell get stranded in the woods and have to fend off an unknown presence.</desc>
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    <title>Beer Bad - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Still trying to come to terms with Parker's womanising, Buffy starts to hang out at the college bar where she and a group of upperclass students really regress when they start drinking a 'special' beer.</desc>
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    <title>Wild at Heart - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Oz escapes from his cage during a full moon and runs across another werewolf, the sultry, sexy singer Veruca; and wakes up next to her naked in the wilderness the next morning.</desc>
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    <title>The Initiative - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Spike, after being captured by the commandos, is being held hostage by them in a hi-tech facility underneath the University.  He manages to escape and heads to find Buffy, whom he assumes is behind this. Instead, he finds Willow...</desc>
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    <title>Pangs - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Angel covertly comes to Sunnydale fearing Buffy is in danger after Doyle's vision of her in Angel.   While digging for a new Cultural Centre at the college, Xander falls into a sacred Indian burial area and releases Hus, a vengeance spirit of the Chumash Indians, the original residents of the Sunnydale area. Buffy is busily planning a traditional home cooked Thanksgiving while people around Sunnydale are being killed and Xander gets sicker and sicker. Hus summons a group of warriors and they attack Buffy and the gang at Giles' house. With Angel's help they repel the attackers until Buffy finds a way to kill Hus.    As they sit down to dinner Xander lets it slip that Angel was in town.</desc>
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    <title>Something Blue - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Willow, in her attempt to get over Oz, casts a spell that ends up causing all sorts of chaos for the gang. Giles goes blind, Xander becomes a demon magnet, and Buffy and Spike fall in love and get engaged.</desc>
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    <desc>The entire town of Sunnydale goes silent when a group of fairy tale demons called The Gentlemen appear and steal everyone's voices. Without being vulnerable to the one thing that can kill them (a human scream) they are free to steal the hearts of seven people. Buffy and gang must solve the mystery and overcome the bad guys without being able to discuss anything.</desc>
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    <title>Doomed - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Buffy and Riley have to work out their relationship given their new understanding of what they do. An earthquake rocks Sunnydale and Buffy worries that it could signify the end of the world. They find out about a group of demons who are in town collecting sacred items which together have the power to end the world.   When the plans of the demons are uncovered, the gang must return to their former sanctum inside the dilapidated Sunnydale High School (the library) to stop the Hellmouth from opening.</desc>
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    <title>A New Man - S04E12</title>
    <desc>At Buffy's 19th birthday party, Giles finally realises that he is a middle-aged man hanging around with a bunch of teenagers and starts to get depressed about his life. He feels even more like the third wheel when he finds out about Riley and the Initiative, which Buffy neglected to tell him about. When Ethan Rayne returns to town, instead of kicking his butt back to England, Giles goes for a drink with him. The next morning Giles wakes up and notices that he has turned into a demon.</desc>
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    <title>The I In Team - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Buffy becomes familiar with the Initiative and begins to work with them although they are still unaware of her true power as a Slayer. After Buffy abandons her friends at the Bronze for a mission with the Initiative, Buffy and Riley consummate their relationship unaware that they are being watched on a hidden camera by Walsh. Meanwhile, Giles and the rest of the gang remove a tracking device the commandos shot into Spike's back.</desc>
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    <title>Vermont Stone House - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Novice builder Danny Clark attempts to construct a 600-square-foot stone cabin in Vermont's White River Valley; the home is sure to be a true work of art, but his inexperience, the harsh winter and the unusual architecture push him to his limits.</desc>
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    <title>Carolina Catamaran - S09E05</title>
    <desc>A couple constructs an upcycled off-grid homestead deep in the sprawling South Carolina islands; plans for the catamaran-style home include a luxury yacht aesthetic, but the couple must build during hurricane season to meet their deadline.</desc>
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    <title>Ozark Mountain Lodge - S09E06</title>
    <desc>An adventurous couple builds a home with self-sustaining features near the Ozark National Forest. And while they both have renovation experience, building on the dangerous mountainside terrain in a location plagued by flash foods will be a challenge.</desc>
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    <title>California Cob House - S09E07</title>
    <desc>A group of off-grid-living enthusiasts come together to build a 300-square-foot bungalow. With a variety of eco-friendly features, including a solar-powered water pump, this house is a welcome addition to the environmentally friendly community.</desc>
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    <title>Hudson Valley Retreat - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Peter and Ashley Jensen build a sustainable straw bale panel house in the Hudson Valley -- the first of its kind in the States. With only three months to work, the race against nature is as they attempt to finish before the East Coast winter sets in.</desc>
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    <title>Flathead Lake Pontoon - S09E09</title>
    <desc>A Montana carpenter has big plans to build a unique pontoon houseboat so he can live on Flathead Lake year-round. As both a builder and artist, he has the skills to turn his vision into a reality but an early winter threatens the whole project.</desc>
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    <title>Montana Mountain Modern - S09E10</title>
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    <title>Hawaii Dome House - S09E11</title>
    <desc>A mother-and-son team pulls up stakes from the crowded confines of Orange County to build an off-grid family commune outside Keaau, Hawaii. With the help of a skilled aircrete instructor, the duo overcomes a learning curve to make a dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Colorado Cliff Home - S10E01</title>
    <desc>An adventurous couple builds a technologically advanced, solar-heated house on a cliff overlooking the vast plains of Colorado. Their Passive Plus home includes solar, passive solar, septic and water catchment technology ideal for off-grid living.</desc>
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    <title>Passive River House - S10E02</title>
    <desc>A pro builder constructs an off-grid dream home for his family on a remote riverside plot in the heart of Canada's east coast. He faces tropical storms, winter blizzards and more all while using innovative methods to meet passive house standards.</desc>
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    <title>Tennessee Dome Home - S10E03</title>
    <desc>A couple looks to build an eco-friendly, off-the-grid geodesic dome, cooled using geothermal caves, with a view of Tennessee's South Cumberland Mountain Range. But they're up against uncertain weather, intricate design and treacherous mountain paths.</desc>
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    <title>Weasel Words - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An attorney’s ability to stretch the truth is put to the test. Also, a dad presses his luck and hopes his poker face will help him win big money.</desc>
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    <title>This Game Is Not Rocket Science - S01E06</title>
    <desc>This game isn't rocket science, but that doesn't make it easy. The topics range from the Ten Commandments to actors with dirty mouths.</desc>
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    <title>Disarmingly Dishonest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A convincing contestant inches toward the million-dollar prize, answering a bevy of baffling questions — often incorrectly.</desc>
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    <title>I Can’t Read Her - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Is she really smart or just really good at dishing b.s.? A self-proclaimed trivia nerd proves hard to read for the panel of human lie detectors.</desc>
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    <title>Can You Find the Fraud? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A real-life fraud detector joins the game, hoping to uncover whether a contestant knows her stuff — or if she's full of it.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Fib - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A new challenger mixes next-level bluffing with old-fashioned smarts to take the three panelists on a wild ride they won't soon forget.</desc>
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    <title>Love the Way You Lie - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The game's first player, a Ph.D. candidate at Stanford, tries to outsmart the challengers. But will a science question lead to his fall?</desc>
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    <title>No Risk, No Reward - S01E02</title>
    <desc>More contestants chase after life-changing money, doing their best to tackle trivia on everything from Kevin Costner to Cinnabon.</desc>
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    <title>It Pays to Play - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Secret Santa - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Counselors' Night Off - S01E10</title>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Camp - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Luke's Back - S01E12</title>
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    <title>No Escape - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Camp Kind - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Crafted and Shafted - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Boo Boos and Birthdays - S01E16</title>
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    <title>For Love and Money - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Love is for the Birds - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
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    <title>The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Mr. Raccoon's Different Day &amp; Mario, the Venetian Gondolier &amp; The Best Babysitter Ever - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mr. Raccoon is bored with the same old thing everyday so he leaves Mr. Frumble in charge of his restaurant while he goes in search of a change. Mario wants a gondola so he can paddle romantic couples around Venice, but instead he owns a big clunky melon boat. Hilda babysits for Pig Will and Pig Won't and she does her best to fill the day with fun, but Pig Won't just wants to sulk.</desc>
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    <title>The Best Birthday Present Ever &amp; Patrick Pig Learns to Talk &amp; Grouchy Mr. Gronkle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly buy a special cuckoo clock for Mother Cat, but because Huckle's bike bell doesn't work, he has an accident and the cuckoo clock breaks. Despite his talkative Irish forefathers, Patrick O'Swine can't utter a word. The gang goes skating on Grouchy Mr. Gronkle's pond, and when the old koot sees them on his property, he hurries to shoo them away.</desc>
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    <title>Patrick Pig Learns to Talk - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Grouchy Mr. Gronkle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the gang skates on Grouchy Mr. Gronkle's pond, the old koot hurries to shoo them away.</desc>
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    <title>The Talking Bread - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A bread in Able Baker Charlie's bakery repeatedly says "Mam</desc>
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    <title>Couscous, the North African Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Couscous is the best detective in North Africa and he's on the trail of Pepe Le Gangster.</desc>
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    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Father Cat takes Huckle and Lowly on their first fishing trip hoping it will be as magical as his own.</desc>
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    <title>The Busiest Firefighters Ever &amp; Manuel of Mexico &amp; The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly experience the life of a firefighter when they 'join the force' for the day. Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one. Rudolph Von Fluggel takes Lowly and Huckle in his hot air balloon and they're soon floating over Busytown - but without Rudolph.</desc>
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    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
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    <title>The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Three beggars, who are fishing for lunch, get the biggest catch ever.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Raccoon's Different Day &amp; Mario, the Venetian Gondolier &amp; The Best Babysitter Ever - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mr. Raccoon is bored with the same old thing everyday so he leaves Mr. Frumble in charge of his restaurant while he goes in search of a change. Mario wants a gondola so he can paddle romantic couples around Venice, but instead he owns a big clunky melon boat. Hilda babysits for Pig Will and Pig Won't and she does her best to fill the day with fun, but Pig Won't just wants to sulk.</desc>
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    <title>The Best Birthday Present Ever &amp; Patrick Pig Learns to Talk &amp; Grouchy Mr. Gronkle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly buy a special cuckoo clock for Mother Cat, but because Huckle's bike bell doesn't work, he has an accident and the cuckoo clock breaks. Despite his talkative Irish forefathers, Patrick O'Swine can't utter a word. The gang goes skating on Grouchy Mr. Gronkle's pond, and when the old koot sees them on his property, he hurries to shoo them away.</desc>
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    <title>Patrick Pig Learns to Talk - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Grouchy Mr. Gronkle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the gang skates on Grouchy Mr. Gronkle's pond, the old koot hurries to shoo them away.</desc>
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    <title>The Talking Bread - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A bread in Able Baker Charlie's bakery repeatedly says "Mam</desc>
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    <title>Couscous, the North African Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Couscous is the best detective in North Africa and he's on the trail of Pepe Le Gangster.</desc>
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    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Father Cat takes Huckle and Lowly on their first fishing trip hoping it will be as magical as his own.</desc>
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    <title>Everything Changes - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Not Everyone's Going to Make It - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Roasted and Burned - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Queen of the Valley - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Umanskys Always Win - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Umanskys' pickleball tournament stirs up drama. The crew heads to Miami for a jaw-dropping listing. Farrah's love life becomes office gossip.</desc>
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    <title>Business Suicide - S02E06</title>
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    <title>No Loyalty - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Breaking News - S02E08</title>
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    <title>I Don't Want to Lose You - S02E09</title>
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    <title>“Meet Me in the Car Park” - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Elle defends herself, Sarah feels gaslit. Jade and Alex face off. Elias and Nathan spar. The friends gather for an idyllic yet dramatic beach day.</desc>
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    <title>The Look of Death - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hoping to have it out, Saskia invites Elle to lunch for a chat. Alex gets the truth from Nathan. Will it all be settled at Jade's self-tanner launch?</desc>
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    <title>Not Everyone Is Welcome Here - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Cheer Up, Slow Down, Chill Out - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Connect with a tight crew of Byron Bay's creatives. Sarah and Jade work hard to fit in. Hannah hopes to make peace with Jess at her sound-healing bash.</desc>
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    <title>“I'm Not an Influencer, I'm an Inspirer” - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Big in Turkey - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An influencer's origins come out, his followers analyzed. Gossip gets back to Nathan. Sarah performs at Cai's event, but Alex and Jade aren't playing.</desc>
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    <title>“It Was Just a Question” - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Mermaids, Robots and Romance - S01E05</title>
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    <title>“Meet Me in the Car Park” - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Elle defends herself, Sarah feels gaslit. Jade and Alex face off. Elias and Nathan spar. The friends gather for an idyllic yet dramatic beach day.</desc>
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    <title>The Look of Death - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hoping to have it out, Saskia invites Elle to lunch for a chat. Alex gets the truth from Nathan. Will it all be settled at Jade's self-tanner launch?</desc>
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    <title>Not Everyone Is Welcome Here - S01E08</title>
    <desc>True love, or heartbreak, may be on the horizon when Sarah hears from Alex then confronts Nathan and Elle. Emotions come to a head at a pivotal party.</desc>
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    <title>Mumbo Gumbo - S03E19</title>
    <desc>A handmade Native American bison jacket; a cannon that was supposedly used in the Colfax Massacre of 1873.</desc>
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    <title>Horseplay - S03E20</title>
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    <title>Really Gotta Go Kart - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Start your engines with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out an old go-kart that, with the help of Yankee's powers of restoration, has the potential to become something extraordinary. Johnnie encounters a high end government document that contains handwritten notes from former President Dwight Eisenhower. And, shop regular Gerard stops by to sell a classic Ernst Roth bass fiddle.</desc>
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    <title>Jimmie's Increasingly Bad Day - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Place your bets with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out an antique, but beat-up, 1930s horse race gambling machine. Jimmie fiddles with the idea of buying a rare Martin Guitar even though his music expert is out of town. And, it's father vs. daughter when Tammie bets her dad she can make a profit on a unique bar-on-wheels. Will Jimmie end up triumphant in all his dealings or will this turn out to be a bad day for Big Daddy?</desc>
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    <title>Dog Duty - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Episode Synopsis: A 1950s Space Commander ride; a chair that allegedly belonged to former Louisiana governor and U.S. senator Huey Long</desc>
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    <title>Where's the Fire? - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Episode Synopsis: A 1929 Ford fire engine; an Easy-Bake Oven from the early 1970s. Also: Bruce Mitchell ("Swamp People") shops for a gun.</desc>
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    <title>Yankee Magic - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Get star struck with the Cajun Pawn Stars when country singer Tracy Lawrence stops by the shop looking to sell his 1920s Martin guitar and a colorful 1960s suit from singer/songwriter Hank Snow. Jimmie tries not to get thrown off when negotiating for a mechanical bull. And, shop regular Joker tries to clean up on a deal for what he calls a "Cajun hot tub."</desc>
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    <title>The King and His Crown - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Get all shook up with the Cajun Pawn Stars when the shop gets an opportunity to buy a very unique piece of Elvis--his tooth. Johnnie inspects a vintage Batman marionette. And, Jimmie proves a pawnbroker never takes a break when he sets his eyes on a 1966 Cadillac Fleetwood limousine while he's out to lunch with his wife and Tammie. Will Big Daddy ride home in style or will his wheeling and dealing make him miss lunch and cause family friction?</desc>
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    <title>Oh Say Can You Pawn? - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Hit the road with the Cajun Pawn Stars when they head to shop-regular Bayou Bob's place to see a restored 1927 Chevy Roadster. Jimmie checks out a very rare zebra/donkey hybrid called a zedonk. And, a promissory note signed by Francis Scott Key has the shop feeling patriotic, but will Jimmie swing a star-spangled deal or will negotiations go off-key.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032837 +0000" stop="20261008035025 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkeys and Dollars - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Settle in for some southern hospitality as the Cajun Pawn Stars face the most expensive item to ever breeze through their doors. Pairs of 5 and 10 thousand dollar bills, will this rare currency inflate to the tune of one million or will the guys find something funny with this money? Then, Jimmie drives down memory lane to find a 1930s Bonnie and Clyde model Ford. Can Jimmie fire on all pistons to make a deal or will negotiations come to a screeching halt? And later, the shop meets a regular customer looking to pawn his herd of donkeys. Known for his soft spot for animals, will Jimmie make room at his Silver Dollar zoo or is he biting off more than he can chew?</desc>
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    <title>Sweet and Sour - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Come spin up some excitement with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out a rare long lost first album by rock and country legend Jerry Lee Lewis. Will the gang put up some serious cash to make some sweet music or will a sour note cause the deal to tumble from the charts? Then, a local Deputy Sheriff tries to sell his Civil War era Colt Dragoon revolver. Hoping the cash will help pay for his daughter's wedding, will the guys have their sights set to foot the bill for the filet mignon or will they choose bologna rolls? And later, Jimmie and Tammie look to befriend in a mischievous pygmy goat for sale. Will this tiny animal fit itself into a great buy or will this pint-sized goat have too much of an adult-sized price?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041204 +0000" stop="20261008043359 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoeshine Mike - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Get ready to rev your engines when a classic "Dukes of Hazzard" General Lee Charger screeches by the shop. Will the DeRamus brothers jump into hot pursuit for this iconic muscle car or will negotiations leave them in the dust? Then, the guys look to polish themselves up a deal on a giant 1920s shoeshine stand. In need of serious repair, will Jimmie use some good old fashion elbow grease to buff out a shine or is this one destined to walk out the door? And later, Jimmie and Johnnie dissect whether a surgeon's field medical kit was used during the Civil War. Will their prognosis be to fork over stacks of cash or will they seek out a second opinion?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043359 +0000" stop="20261008045603 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Bzzzness - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Check out the sweetest deal in town as the Cajun Pawn Stars look to get into the beekeeping business. Will they be swarming over the buzz of huge profits or will negotiations lead to a very sore sting? Then, the guys have the opportunity to buy a rare military grade sniper rifle. Will Jimmie bet the farm to show he's a long-range crackshot or will the seller quietly shoot holes in his claims? And later, a customer regular lugs in a steel hatch he believes is from a World War II submarine. Will he discover the true origins of this hefty hunk or will he find the weight of the deal just can't stay afloat?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045603 +0000" stop="20261008051702 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joker's Big Score - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jump into pursuit with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they chase down a classic 1951 Chevy Deluxe police car. Will the guys fire up the siren to signal their amazing collar or will they be asked to step out of the car? Then, a seller hopes to sell his stock Special Forces M4 Carbine semi-automatic rifle. With ideas of tricking it out, can Johnnie get the deal get locked and loaded or will it end up shooting blanks? And later, has shop regular Joker finally stumbled upon something worthwhile at a local yard sale? Bringing in a silver and turquoise leather belt, will Joker at long last hit the big score or is he destined to strike out yet again?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051702 +0000" stop="20261008053902 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Trade - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Get ready to rev your engines when a classic "Dukes of Hazzard" General Lee Charger screeches by the shop. Will the DeRamus brothers jump into hot pursuit for this iconic muscle car or will negotiations leave them in the dust? Then, the guys look to polish themselves up a deal on a giant 1920s shoeshine stand. In need of serious repair, will Jimmie use some good old fashion elbow grease to buff out a shine or is this one destined to walk out the door? And later, Jimmie and Johnnie dissect whether a surgeon's field medical kit was used during the Civil War. Will their prognosis be to fork over stacks of cash or will they seek out a second opinion?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053902 +0000" stop="20261008060100 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joker's Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Go treasure hunting with the Cajun Pawn Stars as the guys hope they've discovered a 1700's pristine flintlock gun brought to Louisiana by pirates. Can they prove this rifled booty is worth a King's ransom or is it just fools gold? Then, Jimmie travels through country music history as he checks out an old Greyhound bus that may have belonged to country music legend Barbara Mandrell. Will Jimmie pay the right fare for this super-sized ride or will he leave it in the dust? And later, regular customer Joker steers into the shop to sell his motorized wheelchair. Can Johnnie and Fred fire off on all cylinders with an idea to create the coolest ride in town or will Joker be rolling out empty handed?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060100 +0000" stop="20261008062300 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed Demons - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Soar up through the skies with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they have the opportunity to buy a rare World War II biplane. Will Jimmie reach new heights to land this deal or will negotiations fall short on the runway? Then, a unique piece of presidential history finds it's way into the shop--a strand of Abraham Lincoln's hair. Will Jimmie make a proclamation of scoring big on this tiny lock or will he be left taking a haircut. And later, a familiar customer hopes to sell his super speedy Mako fishing boat. Will Johnnie and Tammie take a chance to zoom through Louisiana's bayou or will lines get crossed and they get stuck with a sinking ship?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062300 +0000" stop="20261008064404 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Some Skin - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Set your sights with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out a pristine 1918 Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR). The gun of choice for bank-robbing duo Bonnie and Clyde, will the guys be able to pull the trigger on a deal or will negotiations get jammed up? Then, appearances may not be what they seem when a Porsche 917 racecar roars by the shop. A car with considerable flash, will Jimmie make a high-octane offer or will one look at the engine drive him away? And later, Johnnie looks to keep his cool when an eleven-foot Anaconda skin slithers its way up to the counter. Is there profit to be squeezed out of this lengthy hide or will a roll of the dice yield an unlucky pair of snake eyes?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064404 +0000" stop="20261008070523 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Pig - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Pigs fly at Silver Dollar when shop regular "Shoe Shine" Mike rolls in with his champion show pig. Will Jimmie have his eyes set on the prize or will negotiation get stuck in the mud? Then, Jimmie and Tammie check out an early 1900s hydraulic dentist chair. In need of serious restoration, will the deal drill a hole in Jimmie's pocket or will he have the winning smile? And later, Joker saunters in with a walking stick he believes belonged to Native American legend Geronimo. Will this piece from the Apache Chief be worth huge stacks of cash or will an arrow be shot through Joker's story?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070523 +0000" stop="20261008072631 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buy George! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Time stands still as the Cajun Pawn Stars encounter a 1790's pocket watch from Founding Father George Washington. A priceless piece, will Jimmie act in time to make a deal or will the ticking offer wind out? Then, the guys look to climb aboard a humongous Mardi Gras float. Will Jimmie bid high for the ultimate Cajun chariot or will he decide to let the parade pass him by? And later, Johnnie and Yankee are bayou bound to check out an antique bateau. One of Louisiana's first swamp boats, can Johnnie navigate the murky waters to a safe landing, or will negotiations put him in choppy waters?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072631 +0000" stop="20261008074733 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little House on the Bayou - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's ship ahoy when the Cajun Pawn Stars jump on board a houseboat on the bayou. Will the guys decide this floating flophouse is worth a wave of cash or will they send this deal adrift? Then, Johnnie and Yankee check out a legendary American car--a '66 Ford Mustang. In extremely rough shape, will Johnnie see the potential and pony-up an offer or will things sputter out before they get started? And later, a rare Civil War document marches into the shop detailing the history of a Texas cavalry sharpshooter. Will Jimmie hit the bulls-eye and score or will this deal blow up in his face?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001020 +0000" stop="20261008003850 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Recused - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Forced by her relationship with Hank to recuse herself as his lawyer, Abby pitches the case to a senior partner on the golf course; Hank is dismayed by Karen's growing relationship with artist Ben; Marcy and Stu ask Charlie to help them pitch a TV project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003850 +0000" stop="20261008010715 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights. Camera. Asshole - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Hank takes a gig rewriting dialogue on a zombie sequel but threatens his job when he hooks up with a sexy woman with close ties to the film's female lead; Marcy tells Stu she's pregnant but not that the baby may be Charlie's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010715 +0000" stop="20261008013529 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Perfect Day - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Evicted from his apartment, Hank moves back in with Karen and Becca while he prepares for his trial and teaches his daughter to drive; while Karen's out on a date with Ben, Becca and Pearl steal the Porsche and wreck it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013529 +0000" stop="20261008020354 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A nervous Hank discovers that he's got good reason to panic when his trial turns into an all-out character assassination, with even friendly witnesses Charlie and Karen unable to portray him as anything other than a drunken, oversexed lout.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020354 +0000" stop="20261008023208 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Supper - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Found guilty of statutory rape, Hank buys a used Porsche and considers fleeing from Los Angeles, but instead enjoys one last night in the company of his friends and family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023208 +0000" stop="20261008030016 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>...And Justice for All - S04E12</title>
    <desc>As Hank awaits sentencing, the lines between his real life and the movie based on his life blur as the film's star hits on his ex-wife and he feels stirrings of passion for the actress hired to play Karen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030016 +0000" stop="20261008032917 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>JFK to LAX - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A few years have passed and Hank is living in New York but looking for a ticket out of town after his latest breakup. He accepts an invitation from Charlie to come to Los Angeles for a job writing a film starring rapper/actor Samurai Apolcaypse, then reunites with Karen, her former professor and now-husband Richard, and his daughter Becca, who now has a boyfriend named Tyler that is the spitting image of Hank himself ... in the worst possible way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032917 +0000" stop="20261008035828 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way of the Fist - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Hank passes on writing Samurai Apocalypse's new movie but Sam won't take no for an answer and drags Hank to a meeting with director Peter Berg, where they discover that Hank and Peter have shared more than just a love of the written word. Sam takes it on himself to get rid of Tyler, which makes things worse between Hank and Becca. Co-parents Charlie, Marcy and Stu have their hands full when Little Stuart exposes himself to a preschool classmate, and Charlie takes it upon himself to mend fences with the offended girl's attractive mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035828 +0000" stop="20261008042726 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boys &amp; Girls - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Hank hands a completed draft of "Santa Monica Cop" over to Samurai Apocalypse, but he still finds himself stuck in L.A. when he's asked to take Kali, his "acquaintance" from the flight to Los Angles, out for a night on the town. Tyler crashes at Karen and Becca's house while he recovers from his injuries. Charlie is rescued from  a serious parental crisis by Stuart's nanny, Lizzie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042726 +0000" stop="20261008045536 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waiting for the Miracle - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Hank receives an unwelcome surprise in the form of Carrie, ex-girlfriend and arsonist that he's forced to invite along when Karen and Becca show up to invite him to a dinner party. Stu, Marcy and Bates' talk of sexual proclivities leaves the Moodys searching for the nearest exit, but the party gets even more out of control when Carrie has a realization about Hank. Meanwhile, Charlie goes on a blind date with Mary, a "nice girl" who's more than a little inexperienced.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045536 +0000" stop="20261008052324 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ride-Along - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Charlie's boyhood dream is realized and Hank's worst nightmare comes true when Samurai Apocalypse invites the boys on a ride-along with the Santa Monica Police Department and takes them on a joyride that goes sexually awry for Charlie; Richard hits the bottle at a crowded Venice restaurant but Hank and the boys arrive to save the day for Karen and Becca, and Tyler realizes he's seen Sam somewhere before.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052324 +0000" stop="20261008055148 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Song - S05E06</title>
    <desc>When Samurai Apocalypse hits a lyrical roadblock with his protege, he calls on the best writer he knows: Hank Moody, who unites with Kali to imbibe, bear his soul, and write a song that takes Hank back in time to an era when he, Karen and Charlie were happier and life was simpler before "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love." But the present comes roaring back when Karen shows up at Hank's door, worried that she made a mistake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055148 +0000" stop="20261008062031 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here I Go Again - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Hank saves Karen from embarrassment with a drunk Richard, then covers for Richard by pretending to be dating a stripper named Holly, who takes a liking to Tyler and offends his girlfriend, Becca. Meanwhile, when she's fired after an inappropriate encounter with Stu, nanny Lizzie calls on Charlie and allows their relationship to progress, only to have Marcy beg for her return.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062031 +0000" stop="20261008064924 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raw - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Hank is stuck reading Tyler's screenplay but discovers some talent under that head of hair, even though the script appears to be disturbingly autobiographical account of the author's relationship with Becca. Charlie and Lizzie's love quadrangle with Stu and Marcy heats up, but when their bedroom games hit too close to home for Charlie, it may be off to therapy for all four of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064924 +0000" stop="20261008071806 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At the Movies - S05E09</title>
    <desc>On the first day of production on Hank Moody's latest movie "Santa Monica Cop," Stu has brought back his "F--king and Punching" director in hopes of creating a cinematic masterpiece, but Hank's rendezvous with the film's leading lady puts his relationship with Sam in jeopardy. Luckily for Hank, Stu and the production's crew, Charlie has a backup plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071806 +0000" stop="20261008074616 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perverts &amp; Whores - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Minus one agent and best friend, Hank crashes with his two favorite ladies, Karen and Becca. Looking for new representation, he meets with Hollywood power agent Larry Levine, who quickly sets a meeting with world-class filmmaker and Hank Moody idol Lars Manderhoff. It may be a match made in heaven when Lars surprises Hank with one of his favorite working girls, Trixie (guest star Judy Greer). Distraught over his personal losses, Charlie seeks comfort from Marcy while Lizzie enjoys her big break, a part in "Santa Monica Cop" courtesy of Stu.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S07E08</title>
    <desc>As the nurses and midwives of Nonnatus House prepare to celebrate Sister Monica Joan's birthday, they face an influx of new patients when a nearby maternity home suddenly closes, leaving many expectant mothers in urgent need of support. Lucille treats a woman whose father has a long-hidden secret he feels he cannot hide any longer, while Tom and Nurse Crane struggle to move forward with their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012132 +0000" stop="20261008021945 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S08E01</title>
    <desc>As spring arrives, Nonnatus House welcomes two new nuns, the experienced Sister Hilda and newly qualified Sister Frances, who must acclimatise to the changing East End. A complicated multiple birth tests the skills of some of the midwives to the limit, but Trixie has to face her fears and Valerie deals with a shocking case that arrives unexpectedly.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Lucille treats an elderly hoarder (Annette Crosbie) suffering from a malodorous leg ulcer, and fears that living surrounded by towering piles of rubbish, books and tins of food will have a serious effect on her recovery. Sister Hilda has a challenging case on her hands when a family newly arrived from Ghana are found to be suffering from an unidentified illness, and Violet runs for a place on the local council, but Fred is not convinced she can make a difference to the community, placing more faith in the Civil Defence Corps.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Valerie helps a mother of five come to terms with her latest child's birth defect. The Turners oversee a measles vaccination trial at the clinic, but are concerned by an overly anxious first-time mother. They soon discover she is concealing a devastating loss, which could have serious repercussions. Nurse Crane decides to bring a taste of the seaside to Poplar for the Whitsun bank holiday, and Violet's political career goes from strength to strength as she wins the seat on the council for Poplar North.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Sister Julienne is drawn into a conflict between an estranged mother and daughter, both of whom are pregnant. Nurse Crane visits a photographic gallery in Soho with Sgt Woolf, but the trip does not go to plan, and Sister Frances' shyness causes concern. Trixie's keep fit class is chosen to host a special event, but her star pupil is devastated to learn that she is pregnant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051216 +0000" stop="20261008060901 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Trixie cares for a young woman who is diagnosed with an intersex condition, whilst a husband suffers with inexplicable pains similar to his wife's pregnancy symptoms.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Mother Mildred returns to Nonnatus while Nurse Crane is in hospital receiving treatment for her back. With help from Trixie, she provides care for a retired dock worker whose former job has taken its toll on his health, only to discover his son may be suffering from a more severe condition. However, her insensitive manner angers the family and they refuse to let her help them.</desc>
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    <title>Skid Marks - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Possibly the most bizarre driving test ever conceived: the two-car teeter-totter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010050 +0000" stop="20261008014645 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bumpy Road Ahead - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The remaining five contenders for the title of Canada's Worst Driver must learn how to deal with off-road conditions.</desc>
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    <title>Unhappy Trails - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The final four learn how to maneuver with a trailer hitch....or not.</desc>
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    <title>Road Test - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The final three drivers in the Drivers Rehabilitation Center are taken for their final test: the roads of Ontario.</desc>
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    <title>101 Problems on Canadian Roads - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Andrew Younghusband counts down the 101 most common mistakes perpetrated by motorists today. Almost all of these mistakes will earn you a traffic ticket...if you're lucky.</desc>
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    <title>Guilty As Charged - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A new group of dangerous drivers come to the Driver Rehabilitation Center to try and work out their personal driving issues and avoid being named Canada's Worst Driver.</desc>
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    <title>Big Manoeuvres - S04E02</title>
    <desc>This week, the nominees learn to handle a large delivery truck, how to corner on ice and how to parallel park on an actual city street.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053630 +0000" stop="20261008062223 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Urge to Merge - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The nominees find themselves being tested on a basic driving skill: merging in traffic. However, when the nation's worst drivers are involved, anything can happen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062223 +0000" stop="20261008070818 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shifty Manoeuvres - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Our six remaining drivers still stuck in rehab get thrown in the deep end in this episode dedicated entirely to driving stick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070818 +0000" stop="20261008075415 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Turn for the Worst - S04E05</title>
    <desc>In an episode devoted entirely to smooth turning, the first order of business for our 5 remaining drivers is a lesson in the dangers of distracted driving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000432 +0000" stop="20261008003203 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hornet’s Nest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Agent Steel infiltrates a singles' cruise doubling as a human trafficking ring in search of evidence. Will he find a criminal mastermind — or Jonathan?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003203 +0000" stop="20261008005859 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unconventional Cruise Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After graduating at the bottom of his class, Jonathan Fall visits the career placement center in hopes of finding a gig worthy of his seafaring family.</desc>
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    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
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    <title>The Human Zoo - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In South Africa, an eccentric tycoon surprises his wife with an unusual gift, courtesy of the Caribbean Queen crew — and an oblivious Jonathan.</desc>
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    <title>Boner Medicine - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When a married couple visits a swingers' club, the wife quickly becomes the life of the party, leading her husband to seek out an illegal aid.</desc>
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    <title>Je Suis Tanner - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liza convinces Jonathan to offer a free cruise to an underserved group, but her motives are less than charitable. Tanner, however, could use some help.</desc>
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    <title>Face Off - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Plagued by vivid dreams and frequent blackouts, Jonathan worries something is wrong. Then, Agent Steel leads a bust that promises to change his career.</desc>
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    <title>Cultural Exchange - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When two nefarious leaders use the Caribbean Queen as a setting for their business meeting, Jonathan goes overboard welcoming their child soldiers.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S01E08</title>
    <desc>At a Sweet 16 for the daughter of a Russian oligarch, Liza must distract Jonathan to execute a suitcase handoff... or face Mr. Tyrant's shark tank.</desc>
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    <title>Family Reunion - S01E09</title>
    <desc>On a visit to meet Jonathan's family, Liza is horrified to witness the Falls' treatment of their youngest son — prompting her to have a chat with Tanner.</desc>
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    <title>The Hornet’s Nest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Agent Steel infiltrates a singles' cruise doubling as a human trafficking ring in search of evidence. Will he find a criminal mastermind — or Jonathan?</desc>
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    <title>An Unconventional Cruise Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After graduating at the bottom of his class, Jonathan Fall visits the career placement center in hopes of finding a gig worthy of his seafaring family.</desc>
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    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055801 +0000" stop="20261008062444 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Zoo - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In South Africa, an eccentric tycoon surprises his wife with an unusual gift, courtesy of the Caribbean Queen crew — and an oblivious Jonathan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062444 +0000" stop="20261008065159 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boner Medicine - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When a married couple visits a swingers' club, the wife quickly becomes the life of the party, leading her husband to seek out an illegal aid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065159 +0000" stop="20261008071927 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Je Suis Tanner - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liza convinces Jonathan to offer a free cruise to an underserved group, but her motives are less than charitable. Tanner, however, could use some help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071927 +0000" stop="20261008074612 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Off - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Plagued by vivid dreams and frequent blackouts, Jonathan worries something is wrong. Then, Agent Steel leads a bust that promises to change his career.</desc>
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    <title>Cola Kidnap, Brazil - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The plight of a Coca-Cola executive who was abducted and held for ransom in Brazil.</desc>
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    <title>Taken at Sea, Somalia - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A British couple are captured by pirates while navigating the Indian Ocean on their yacht.</desc>
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    <title>American Missionaries, Philippines - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The protracted confinement of two American missionaries by a terrorist group in the Philippines.</desc>
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    <title>British Aid Workers, Chechnya - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The story of British aid workers who were abducted in Chechnya while constructing a rehab center.</desc>
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    <title>Bethlehem Siege, Palestine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A lengthy standoff between Palestinians seeking safety inside the Church of the Nativity and invading Israeli troops.</desc>
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    <title>Al Qaeda Hostages, Yemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Pierre and Yolanda Korkie relocate from South Africa to Yemen to perform charitable work, but tragedy follows when they are kidnapped by Al Aaeda.</desc>
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    <title>The Peacemakers, Iraq - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In the violent aftermath of the Iraq War, four human rights activists from Christian Peacemaker Teams are taken hostage by insurgents in Baghdad.</desc>
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    <title>Hit the Gas - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The garage shifts into overdrive when a client wants a practically unheard-of modification to a Tesla. The transformed Dodge hits the track.</desc>
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    <title>Captain Man-Cave - S05E03</title>
    <desc>In a jam, Shawn needs to find a buyer for an unusual hot rod. Gotham Garage takes on a venture that could lead to lucrative business in the future.</desc>
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    <title>Franken-Tank - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Crew members air concerns about the garage's direction. A Harley Dyna gets a sleek, sinister look. Mark puzzles over a request for a novelty vehicle.</desc>
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    <title>Upgrade and Paid? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Tony has $10K to make over a dual-cab bricknose truck. The rat rod takes shape. Mark and Shawn look at a Ferrari 360 Spider — which comes with baggage.</desc>
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    <title>Abandon Ship - S05E06</title>
    <desc>While waiting on the Ferrari news, the team turns an old pontoon boat into a floating party bus. A '69 Chevelle gets a 21st-century update.</desc>
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    <title>Divine Design - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mark takes a huge risk and the shop needs cash — fast. A customer returns to check out a revamped American classic with a $60K price tag.</desc>
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    <title>Going For Broke - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gotham makes bold modifications to the Ferrari while respecting its pedigree — a gamble that could make or break the shop. The car debuts at a party.</desc>
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    <title>Doubling Down - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The garage snags two Ferraris at a steal, but client expectations strain creativity. Mark rolls the dice on a '32 Ford Roadster build for a casino.</desc>
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    <title>The Future is Now - S06E02</title>
    <desc>A custom McLaren build puts Nick in a tough spot as Mark continues to fight for creative freedom. The team takes an iconic car back to the future — again.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Air - S06E03</title>
    <desc>After a major announcement, the crew dives into an airborne passion project. Caveman brings in a project for his demolition derby pal, Dangerous Dan.</desc>
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    <title>A Bit of a Stretch - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A whiskey maker's urgent request comes with a big payoff. Mark and Shawn spot a '70 Camaro SS at Dangerous Dan's salvage yard and try to strike a deal.</desc>
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    <title>Incredibly Unsettling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Michael breezes into the Windy City to shock and amaze the Chicago locals. In a health store, he sells a supplement that proves you are what you drink, and at a Metro station, he utterly derails a commuter's sense of reality.</desc>
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    <title>Holy Moly Mirror - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In a local Chicago diner, Michael brings new meaning to the term "hold the pickles". Plus, he discovers an aggressive new breed of fungus at a park, and later, he helps a co-worker disappear from work early in a hospital warehouse.</desc>
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    <title>Bro, They're Surrounding Us! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>At a market, Michael reveals an amazing credit card hack, and at a science shop, he demonstrates how far stem cell research has come. Later, Michael spooks a gardener who's certain that angry gnomes are hunting him down!</desc>
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    <title>It's A Chicken, Sir - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Michael discovers a ferocious new breed of animal at a park, customers are stumped in confusion when Michael invades a tea shop. Later a woman gets her feathers ruffled when an art studio becomes the site of a transformation.</desc>
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    <title>Wait, My Chair! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Michael shows the transformative properties of fruits and vegetables and shows a caterer the true power of dairy products. Then, an antique store customer is stunned when a species of termite literally chews through the scenery.</desc>
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    <title>Soliciting Statue - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Michael shows off an impossible way to organize your clothes, reveals some serious surprises lurking in your favorite foods, and attempts one of his most ambitious feats yet - tricking two people at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>Speed Thieves - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At a diner, Michael adds some spice to lunchtime and gives patrons the chills while demonstrating a new way to cool soup. And at a furniture store, Michael shows his coworker that impossible things can happen in the blink of an eye.</desc>
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    <title>The Impractically Carbonaro Jokers' Effect - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In this special crossover event, the Impractical Jokers help Michael stun coffee bar customers - but soon discover the joke is on them; on a nature trail, Michael's woodland creatures display fantastic hidden abilities.</desc>
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    <title>A Similar Rock Energy - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Michael is back in Chicago to hash out new ideas in a hemp store, but it's not until he inspects a spooky church that people start getting stoned, literally. Plus, Michael teams up with special guest star, Jack Black!</desc>
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    <title>Kind of Like a Seafoam Green - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Michael shows some unsuspecting shoppers how to manipulate solid objects, and he reveals the truth about automatic vacuums; one employee's shift at a camping store becomes very colorful and confusing.</desc>
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    <title>Super Saturn Moon Travel - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At Michael's fireworks stand, he's got everything from exploding fruit to levitation sparklers, and at a hemp store, Michael shows off his innovations in hemp technology. Plus, a time capsule completely blows one man's mind!</desc>
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    <title>Cuban Assimilatory Persea Plant - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Michael tries new foods like shape-shifting pasta and never-ending soup! Then it's off to a vinyl shop for a record-breaking illusion, and later, Michael tries to convince his coworker to explore a new plant.</desc>
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    <title>Pixelated Vision - S03E13</title>
    <desc>At a wilderness store, Michael reels in customers with an amazing new fishing tool, and at an AT&amp;T store, Michael shows off a camera that's literally paper thin. Plus, a day of mini golf turns explosive when a loose cannon appears.</desc>
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    <title>Italian Food Matter - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Michael uncovers the secrets behind baoding balls, origami and paper lamps, and at Eataly, he reveals a spray that turns everything into bacon. Plus, a picture worth a thousand words leaves Michael's assistant speechless.</desc>
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    <title>Industrial Asphalt Sealant - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Michael trains his coworkers how to hold a dog who can't hold it, and at the AT&amp;T store, Michael shows off a new way to lighten the load. Plus, a man can vanish into a manhole, but the whole hole can't vanish, right?!</desc>
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    <title>Pineapple Breeze - S03E16</title>
    <desc>At a cell phone store, Michael reveals an exciting new way to fix your tablet, and later, he makes a drink that's impossible to swallow. Plus, a dog owner loves that Michael has turned her pet into the smartest animal in the world!</desc>
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    <title>The Essence Of The Wings - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Michael turns leftovers into beauty products at a soap shop, and at a record store, he shows a hip-hop fan how to jump around. Plus, at a children's store, Michael's co-worker learns about the dangers of babysitting.</desc>
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    <title>Total Face Rejuvenation - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Michael shocks a receptionist with a medical procedure that leaves both their jaws on the floor, and then at a party store, Michael reveals a regenerating piece of gum. Plus, an electrifying trick rewrites history.</desc>
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    <title>Relax the Back - S04E02</title>
    <desc>At a library, Michael shocks people with every trick in the book, including a voice controlled page turner and outfit changes that almost get him recognized! And later, Michael amazes a trainee with a weightless mattress!</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Bells - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Cold Heart asks Auntie Freeze to marry him, then tricks the Care Bears into letting him use Care a Lot for the wedding, convincing them that he had found love. With the help of Frostbite, Cold heart sabotages the wedding with a magic organ to destroy Care a Lot.</desc>
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    <title>The Old Man and the Lighthouse - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Three children who are curious about the strange man who runs a nearby lighthouse get lost at sea. The Care Bears help save them, as well as teach them not to judge people because they are a little different.</desc>
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    <title>The Cloud Worm - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Love-a-Lot Bear plans with the other Care Bears to "spread out and search Care-a-Lot" when they all hear a mysterious noise. In their search, she discovers a giant worm that eats clouds and tries to beg him not to damage Care-a-Lot because she knows it's a delicate place. After her first attempt, she brings the other Care Bears with her as her allies and together, they try to beg the Cloud Worm to stop eating the clouds. When he refuses, Care-a-Lot is ambushed and the Care Bears who drive their cloud cars save the ones who fall from the ambush. Altogether, they use a Care Bear Stare to form a rainbow that can punish the Cloud Worm until he confesses. As he complains that he's hungry, they bring him back into his own area where he can eat his own clouds in case the day gets cloudy.</desc>
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    <title>The Girl Who Called Wolf - S01E22</title>
    <desc>This is the story of Jill, a girl who thinks it's fun to tell lies as practical jokes, but when her lies get two friends in danger, the Care Bears have to help her understand the consequences, as well as help her save her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Care-A-Lot's Birthday - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Care-A-Lot's birthday bash is put on hold when Beastly captures Hugs and Tugs and the Care Bears   must rescue them from No Heart's castle.</desc>
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    <title>Grumpy's Three Wishes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Grumpy ends up having to defend Care-A-Lot without the help of the other care bears! Lucky for him he has a magic clover that grants wishes. Too bad that he's not a very good wisher.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Race - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Beastly tricks his way in the annual Care Bear obstacle race in hopes of being crowned King of   Care-A-Lot for a day.</desc>
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    <title>Home Sweet Homeless - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Proud Heart gets a present unknowingly from No Heart which floods the Care Bear cousins out of house and home.</desc>
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    <title>Lost At Sea - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Hugs and Tugs accidentally set the Cloud Clipper adrift, Beastly tries to make sure the   Cubs get lost forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Sleeping Giant - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hugs and Tugs are out playing when they stumble upon a giant who befriends them.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Star Round-up - S02E07</title>
    <desc>No Heart unleashes a terrible demon to try and destroy the Care Bears as the drive a herd   of helpless little stars to Big Star Point.</desc>
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    <title>The Camp Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears go camping and find themselves in big trouble when they run into a swamp   monster.</desc>
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    <title>The Bravest of the Brave - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Brave Heart and a boy try to stop Dr. Fright, No Heart's evil accomplice who plans to trap   the Care Bears in a deserted carnival.</desc>
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    <title>The Long Lost Care Bears - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears discover a startling secret! In their baby picture   photo album, there are two bears in there that the Care Bears and   the Care Bear Cousins know absolutely nothing about. They decide to try and find them so that they can be welcomed to the family of caring Care Bears and Care Bear Cousins. Although the two Panda Care Bears mean well, they have a great difficulty controlling their Care Bear stares. Can the Care Bears and the Care Bear Panda's overcome this difficulty and become reunited after so many years apart?</desc>
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    <title>Birthday Bear's Blues - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When the Care Bears forget Birthday Bear's birthday, they become trapped in a maze by Noheart.</desc>
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    <title>Grams Bear's Thanksgiving Surprise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The evil Sour Sam is out to ruin Thanksgiving with his Crabby Apple Pies and only the Care Bears   can stop him.</desc>
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    <title>Order on the Court - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears have their annual basketball game.</desc>
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    <title>The All Powerful Mr. Beastly - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Beastly uses No Heart's broken amulet to try to capture TenderHeart and Brave Heart while   they are on a caring call.</desc>
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    <title>The Cloud of Uncaring - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears try to help a boy named Dale not knowing that No Heart is planning to unleash a 'Cloud of Uncaring' on the world.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrath of Shreeky - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears help a young girl try to stop Shreeky's plan to turn the forest of Feelings into a gnarled wasteland.</desc>
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    <title>Bright Heart's Bad Day / The Magic Lamp - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Champ prevents Mr. Beastly from ruining the Care Bear Family picnic and dumping food on  Brightheart. he vows revenge. However Beastly keeps ruining Brightheart's day at the picnic. Normally Champ would win all the events, but Brightheart was actually winning.. Beastly ruins all his chances at victory. Brightheart gets depressed and walks off to a cave. Cheer, Treatheart and Champ go look for him and Beastly traps them in the cave. Beastly gets trapped along with them and Brightheart is the one that thinks of a way to get them out. / In this caring tale Grams tells the exciting Arabian adventure of how Champ must find a magic lamp in the city of Badhgag.</desc>
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    <title>Desert Gold / The Gift of Caring - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hugs and Tugs try to help Brave Heart and Shreeky from getting a map, which will lead them to a valley of gold. / Cheer Bear and a young girl named Carole learn the importance of asking for help when they take on a job that is too big for them.</desc>
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    <title>The Two Princesses / The Cloud Monster - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Treat Heart and Cheer learn to appreciate each other and work together when they are confronted  by an evil two-headed monster. / When Beastly ruins No-Heart's experiment to create a creature that would stop the Care Bears, Beastly creates a cloud monster. Shreeky uses the monster to eat the clouds of Care-A-Lot. Meanwhlie Brightheart is creating a cloud making machine that can get Beastly and Shreeky trapped in clouds instead of going to tummy symbol practice like Braveheart wants him to. When the monster attacks, Brightheart ruins the team's care bear stare. He lster uses his machine to stop the monster.</desc>
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    <title>Grumpy the Clumsy / The Purple Chariot - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Gram's exciting caring tale, Viking Grumpy persists in overcoming his clumsiness when he   tries to become someone he's not. / Grams tells the story of ancient Rome where Champ tries to turn Brave Heart back into the   champion chariot racer he once was.</desc>
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    <title>Wonder's Heart - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart's new power collects all the Care Hearts and leaves the Cousins wondering if they fit in. Soon they'll see just how much they're needed.</desc>
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    <title>BFFs - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Harmony doesn't show up for a picnic, Share has fun with someone else instead. But then a jealous Harmony tries to get back at her best friend.</desc>
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    <title>Wishing Well - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Trying to buy herself more time to memorize a poem, Lotsa Heart accidentally makes a wish in front of Wish Bear, causing it to be night forever!</desc>
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    <title>Awesomest Day Ever - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brave Heart promises to have the awesomest day ever with two different friends, but it may be more fun than one bear can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Share Air - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Share plays Harmony's new song for everyone in Care-a-Lot before it's ready -- and finds out the hard way why she shouldn't break a promise.</desc>
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    <title>Nurture Is Her Nature - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lotsa tries to heal Grumpy after accidentally hurting him at the Care-a-Lot Picnic Games. But her help only seems to make things worse.</desc>
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    <title>Beastly Bungalow - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Beastly sees how fun it is to hang out and get free treats at the Share Shack, he decides to open his own food stand -- right next to Share's!</desc>
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    <title>Take Heart - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the Care Bear Cousins arrive, it's time for a lesson in Care Hearts! But Wonderheart has a cloud over her head and doesn't seem willing to learn.</desc>
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    <title>Return to Tender - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart and Uncle Tenderheart try to hide how much they miss each other when the young bear has to stay away from home.</desc>
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    <title>The Bright Stuff - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Beastly steals the Cousins' ship, Bright Heart must take charge to get it back and save the Share Cloud.</desc>
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    <title>The Share Shack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the Cousins help the Care Bears build a new snack bar, the two groups begin to compete with each other to see who's best.</desc>
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    <title>Belly Badgered - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears invite the Cousins to the Belly Badge Bonanza to show off their powers. But Beastly feels left out and tries to spoil the party.</desc>
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    <title>Wonder's Heart - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart's new power collects all the Care Hearts and leaves the Cousins wondering if they fit in. Soon they'll see just how much they're needed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050217 +0000" stop="20261008052442 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BFFs - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Harmony doesn't show up for a picnic, Share has fun with someone else instead. But then a jealous Harmony tries to get back at her best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052442 +0000" stop="20261008054706 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wishing Well - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Trying to buy herself more time to memorize a poem, Lotsa Heart accidentally makes a wish in front of Wish Bear, causing it to be night forever!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054706 +0000" stop="20261008060926 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awesomest Day Ever - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brave Heart promises to have the awesomest day ever with two different friends, but it may be more fun than one bear can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Share Air - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Share plays Harmony's new song for everyone in Care-a-Lot before it's ready -- and finds out the hard way why she shouldn't break a promise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063151 +0000" stop="20261008065415 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nurture Is Her Nature - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lotsa tries to heal Grumpy after accidentally hurting him at the Care-a-Lot Picnic Games. But her help only seems to make things worse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065415 +0000" stop="20261008071635 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beastly Bungalow - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Beastly sees how fun it is to hang out and get free treats at the Share Shack, he decides to open his own food stand -- right next to Share's!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071635 +0000" stop="20261008073900 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Heart - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the Care Bear Cousins arrive, it's time for a lesson in Care Hearts! But Wonderheart has a cloud over her head and doesn't seem willing to learn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002542 +0000" stop="20261008011731 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day of the Dead - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With Management's blessing, Lodz hatches a devious plan to "reach" Ben, who is vulnerable after letting his guard down after his night of seduction with Ruthie. Rita Sue upstages Catalina's debut routine in the Gay Paree tent. Meanwhile, Sofie reads Stumpy's cards and doesn't like what she learns, and Ben learns that some wounds aren't easy to heal. In Mintern, Reverend Balthus is concerned about the influences surrounding Brother Justin, as well as some fiery allegations that Tommy Dolan threatens to make public that the fire that burned down Chin's was an inside job. For her part, Iris proves she'll do anything to advance her brother's career and reveals that she was the one responsible for the fire in order for Justin to turn to his dark side.</desc>
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    <title>The Day That Was the Day - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Faced with a crisis of life-and-death proportions of whether or not to cure Ruthie from a snake bite, Ben turns to Lodz for advice, and he ends up talking with the mysterious and unseen entity, Management, for the first time. Meanwhile, Stumpy and Rita Sue strike a deal with each other, and Jones, to save their marriage. Samson covers for Ben when a Texas Ranger comes looking for Ben in which Samson learns that Ben is a fugitive for a murder charge which he did not commit. Sofie settles a score with Libby and Jones by seducing Libby in order for Jones to find out after learning that he's been seducing Rita Sue. But the consequences are when Sofie finds herself in the grips of Apollonia's fury for this sapphic act. In Mintern, Reverend Balthus and Brother Justin contemplate the former's "greatest evil," with the latter pondering the prospect of salvation versus damnation among his congregation.</desc>
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    <title>Los Moscos - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the spiritual powers of Ben Hawkins evolve, the entity Management reveals it's identity to Ben, (the Russian soldier in Ben's dreams) and then exposes him to a vision of the cataclysmic disasters (a nuclear explosion) that awaits the world if Ben doesn't identify and conquer his nemesis: Brother Justin, the creature of darkness. In order to do this, Ben must find his father, the elusive Henry Scudder, who holds the knowledge of the preacher's identity and location. In the aftermath of the fire which killed Apollonia, Samson covers for Ben by claiming that he died in the fire to get rid of the Texas Ranger still hanging around the troupe, and Samson helps Ben hide the dead body of Professor Lotz, while Lila becomes concerned for the missing Lotz well being. A distraught Sofie runs away, leading a guilt-ridden Jonesy to assemble the carnies to go out looking for her. Meanwhile, Brother Justin's radio sermon has employed two new "apostles"; an occultist named Wilfred Talbot Smith, who aids Justin that he must kill Henry Scudder to become a true immortal, and a prison inmate named Varlyn Stroud whom is also "called" by the mesmerizing Justin's voice. Reporter Tommy Doyle continues to investigate the Chin's ministry fire, while Justin and his sister Iris use the radio to continue to spread the word, drawing throngs of weak and impoverished masses into their spiritual web, while Reverend Balthus suffers from a stroke.</desc>
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    <title>Alamogordo, NM - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ben travels on his own to Alamogoro to seek out Father Kerrigan, a former preacher residing in a lunatic asylum, and who knew his father who tells him to beware of a mysterious tattooed man that both Ben and Brother Justin see in their dreams. Back at Carnivale, Stumpy continues his pursuit of Rita Sue and Libby's well being by gambling. Ben finds a distraught Sofie wondering on the road and brings her back to the troupe, while nobody realizes that although Sofie's mother is dead, her ghost (whom only Sofia and see and hear) still lingers around her. Still worried about the missing Lotz whereabouts, Lila looks through his trailer and finds that he couldn't have left at all. Sofie's comes to a decision about where she stands with Carnivale by doing some manual labor, which upsets the other men in the company. Meanwhile, Stroud breaks out of prison to begin his mission for Brother Justin. In Mintern, Justin and Iris start to make groundwork on the location of his latest ministry, the Temple of Jericho, while Dolan continues investigating the Dignity Ministry fire. Also, Justin starts paying late-night visits to Mintern's Chinatown, to a tattoo artist...</desc>
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    <title>Ingram, TX - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Carnivale sets up show in Ingram, Texas, Ben sets out to find some people who knew Scudder and stumbles into a bizarre moonshiners camp which proves both painful and revealing. Meanwhile, Stroud continues his quest to find Scudder by investigating the mining accident in the ghost town of Babylon. At Carnivale, Sophie still refuses to read Ben's future through the tarot cards, but the cards soon reveal something without Sofie's assistance. Ruthie's luck with her snake charming skills seem to be turning against her. Stumpy pitches Rita Sue and Libby to an underage audience, and he later gets a visit from a menacing bookie looking to collect. In Mintern, Tommy Dolan continues his investigation into the arson incident, while Brother Justin takes the catatonic Reverend Balthus under his wing, as well as takes advantage of his young and naive new housekeeper, Celeste.</desc>
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    <title>Old Cherry Blossom Road - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Still held captive in the moonshiners camp, Ben meets his blind and elderly grandmother who reveals some family secrets and a mysterious face of death. Meanwhile, Lila confides in the rest of the riggers that she suspects Samson was responsible for Lotz demise. Jonesy instructs Sofie to dig a large hole in the ground. In Mintern, Justin continues his mesmerizing evil sermons to his Temple of Jericho congregation where he has a seizure when he has a vision of the threat that Ben poses to him. In Los Moscos, New Mexico, Stroud reports his progress to Justin who advises him to turn his search to looking for Ben Hawkins. Iris tries to cover-up her own secrets from Dolan while imploring Justin not to keep secrets from her. Ruthie continues to see visions of the diseased Lotz and Apollonia, while Stumpy's moneymaking schemes begin to wear on Rita Sue and Libby.</desc>
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    <title>Creed, OK - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When the Carnivale stops outside Creed, Oklahoma, they receive an uninvited visitor: Varlyn Stroud who begins asking questions to Jonesy, and later to Samson, about where to find Scudder. Meanwhile, Rita Sue bails out Stumpy for his $400 gambling dues, but he bets (and loses) all of the money on a big fight anyway. In Mintern, Justin pushes Dolan to make a decision while Iris confesses to Dolan about being the one responsible for the ministry fire. Back in Creed, Ben pays a visit to an elderly mask-maker for information about Scudder, which turns into a literal nightmare. Ruthie confides in Sofie about her visions of seeing dead people, including Lotz and Apollonia. Sofie also finally reads tarot cards for Ben who thinks he finally knows where to find Scudder. At the end, Justin receives a mysterious gift: a death mask of himself and when he puts it on... he sees Ben.</desc>
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    <title>The Road to Damascus - S02E06</title>
    <desc>On the road to Damascus, Nebraska, Samson and the troupe stop to help when they run into a rival troupe that has fallen on hard times. In Mintern, Dolan tries to help Iris and Justin find a solution to their legal problems while Iris is surprised when she learns of Justin's real plan: to frame Dolan for the ministry fire. Back at Carnivale, Rita Sue learns that Stumpy lost all of their money with gambling while he and Jonesy come to blows over Rita Sue. Ben and Sofie decide to explore their growing romantic relationship with sex when she tells him that she intends to leaves Carnivale and wants him to come with her. Also, Ruthie appears to have a psychic connection with Lotz when she briefly speaks in his voice to Lila. Also, Ben finally decides to go on ahead towards Damascus when he learns from Sampson about Stroud who's on Scudder's tail.</desc>
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    <title>It's Been a Strange Ride - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Not content to live in a cage, Lenore chooses another fate. Alucard opens his castle. Sypha wonders if she's lost Belmont for good.</desc>
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    <title>Witchbottle - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A headstrong young woman seeks out forbidden knowledge, and a corrupt bishop courts disaster by enraging a legend.</desc>
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    <title>Necropolis - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Belmont drifts into the panicked city of Gresit, where he learns of an ancient evil and makes a surprising vow.</desc>
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    <title>Labyrinth - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Belmont explores the catacombs of Gresit and makes a disturbing discovery. As night falls on the city, the beasts return for blood.</desc>
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    <title>Monument - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Belmont strives to save Gresit from certain doom and comes face to face with a shocking truth.</desc>
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    <title>War Council - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dracula entrusts a deadly -- and personal -- mission with two humans who truly hate humanity, not knowing that he himself has become a target.</desc>
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    <title>Old Homes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Belmont shares a bold strategy with Alucard and Sypha, Dracula addresses a conflict within his ranks. Isaac recalls a painful encounter.</desc>
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    <title>Shadow Battles - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Belmont travels to his family's archives, along with Sypha and a cynical Alucard. Godbrand voices a suspicion about Dracula's motives.</desc>
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    <title>Broken Mast - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Godbrand's thirst grows stronger, Carmilla tries to recruit Hector. Isaac shows his loyalty, and Belmont shares a family story with Sypha.</desc>
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    <title>Last Spell - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carmilla presses forward with her plan despite Godbrand's disappearance. Sypha makes a startling discovery while combing the archives.</desc>
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    <title>The River - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Does he really have what it takes to live up to his family’s reputation? It's time for Belmont to pick his fate. Also, Dracula prepares for the fight.</desc>
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    <title>For Love - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With nothing less than the future of humanity at stake, Belmont, Alucard and Sypha do battle with their immortal enemy: Dracula.</desc>
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    <title>End Times - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the war between humans and vampires seemingly settled, the survivors -- both good and evil -- look toward the future.</desc>
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    <title>Bless Your Dead Little Hearts - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Alucard adjusts to his lonely new life, Belmont and Sypha pay a visit to an eerie and unusual town, and Carmilla returns home with a prize.</desc>
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    <title>The Reparation of My Heart - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Isaac gets some unexpected help in his search for Hector. Meanwhile, Carmilla plots a land grab and Alucard meets some fans.</desc>
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    <title>Investigators - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Belmont and Sypha's plan to leave Lindenfeld hits a snag. Isaac and the Captain debate the merits of humanity. Hector tries to get a read on Lenore.</desc>
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    <title>I Have a Scheme - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Zumi and Takka share their history with Alucard. Also, Saint Germain gains entrance to the priory, and Isaac receives an icy welcome in Genoa.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An American man and an Irish woman fall in love with each other in London while navigating the choppy waters of their increasingly complicated lives. Scorching chemistry, instant pregnancy and genuine disaster provide the foundation for a relationship full of ups and downs.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sharon faces the reality of having a giant new room-mate in the form of Rob, the man whose child she happens to be carrying, and her brother Fergal doesn't make life any easier. Rob also meets up with an old school friend and comes up with a proper proposal to help Sharon feel better about their situation.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As pregnant Sharon's hormones plague her with waves of different emotions, she has a chance meeting with an old flame, which leads to dinner. Meanwhile, Rob struggles to generate advertising business, since he has very few contacts in London, and begins a clandestine friendship with Chris, who is married to a woman Sharon can't stand.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sharon's parents visit from Ireland and have a strained introduction to Rob. More health complications create stress for them both, and Rob's secret friendship with Chris explodes in his face.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As the couple plan their wedding, Rob decides to throw a surprise birthday party for Sharon - but also finds himself searching for a new job after his Boston bosses fire him during a video call. To make matters worse, the groom's mother (guest star Carrie Fisher) reveals a big secret he has been keeping from his fiancee.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A heavily pregnant Sharon picks Rob up at the airport after a trip to Boston and tells him she has invited an old friend from Ireland to be her maid of honour. Rob decides to ask his fiancee's brother to be his best man, but Fergal has more important things to worry about - his wife has left him and taken their children. The bride and groom later split up to enjoy their hen and stag nights, both of which spiral out of control.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Turbulent lovers Rob and Sharon arrange an ill-considered party to enable friends and family to meet their newborn baby. Unfortunately for Sharon, the gathering coincides with a disturbing revelation about her father's health, a visit from Rob's mum, and an unfortunate incident with the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A sexually frustrated Rob is disappointed when Sharon's psychologist prescribes antidepressants, and not more sex, as a treatment for post-natal depression. However, an outlet for his pent-up libido arrives at work in the form of an attractive new French colleague Olivia, who he quickly engages in what starts out as harmless flirtation. Meanwhile, now that she has been suitably numbed, Sharon finds herself capable of contemplating the world of mother-and-baby classes, but when her only 'mum friend' Sam goes AWOL ahead of a session, she is forced to deal with the dreaded 'mombies' alone.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sharon decides that she and Rob should inject some passion into their love life. When her advances don't go to plan, Rob suggests a weekend break in Paris. While Fergal looks after the kids, Sharon develops an appetite for a holiday drink.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Rob and Sharon celebrate a tainted wedding anniversary, Fran and Chris are drifting further apart. Elsewhere, Dave's flourishing love affair with Catherine - a high achiever he's met through AA - is gathering momentum.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sharon decides to return to teaching but her meeting with the head mistress becomes more of an outpouring of her grief. Meanwhile, Rob feels awkward around Olivia due to her indecent proposal and Dave's life spins out of control following his split with Catherine, and Sharon's brother Fergal fails to repay the money Rob secretly lent him.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rob has told Sharon about the Olivia situation, but the news is badly received, and she throws him out of the house. Unfortunately for him, the first person he can turn to is Dave, who is in the middle of an epic post break-up bender. Sharon tries to reach out to Rob, but after a brief reconciliation it turns into a major argument which sends the pair into a spiral of bad behaviour. For Sharon it's a night out with 'party pal' Kate, and for Rob it's the surprise decision to have a drink.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rob picks up where he left off last time, with an unexplained receipt for the morning after pill in his hand and a lot of questions for Sharon. Too drunk at the time to remember what she did, Sharon dodges Rob's interrogation and goes to see Nico perform with his band to find out the truth. Will she tell Rob what actually happened? The issue is unexpectedly forced when one of the kids has an accident.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Rob and Sharon are still on shaky ground with each other and face challenges in their work lives too. Sharon returns to teaching, leaving Rob looking for a new job while in charge of the school run, where he is immediately embroiled in playground politics. Elsewhere Sharon's brother Fergal is moving to Spain, and while Rob goes to see Dave recovering in rehab, could his own addiction issues be rearing their ugly head?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Rob and Sharon find themselves facing financial difficulty after hearing bad news from the estate agent. Rob's at an all-time low and tries to battle his weight gain by joining a gym. Sharon's friend Fran is also dealing with vanity issues and tries to kick start a new life with plastic surgery. A last ditch attempt to resolve their money problems results in Rob being humiliated - will it lead him crawling back to his old job?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Seemingly back in the swing of a fully functioning relationship, Rob and Sharon receive a very surprising dinner invitation from estranged couple Fran and Chris. Meanwhile, Fergal travels back to London to give an update on his unsatisfactory family life in Spain. Sharon has a check-up with a less than empathetic doctor where it's revealed that she's now pretty low in the egg department. And Rob's dark secret is uncovered by Chris.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Rob returns to his job at Braeband stating he is just back from 'holiday in Canada', while bad news pulls Sharon back to Ireland. With Sharon away, and left home alone to look after the children, Rob's life continues to spiral out of control. Unhappy with the situation at his family home Chris decides, in typical style, to confront his nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Rob and Sharon are in Ireland to say goodbye to Sharon's dad. Rob's utterly irrepressible mum Mia travels from America to pay her version of respects. With Fran reeling in shock, and Rob still unable to find the right time to talk about his almost-secret collapse, all roads are leading to a dramatic series finale.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A new acquaintance becomes increasingly friendly with Rob, while Sharon dabbles in a new hobby.</desc>
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    <title>Un'Coop'erative Contractor - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Goodes wanted a 1/2 bath, laundry room and chicken coop for Cluck Norris and his hen friends. Carolla and Skip wade thru a pile of excuses and backyard full of chicken poop to confront contractor Manny.</desc>
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    <title>Time for Rejoisting - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Vance told grieving widow Valerie that he was a contractor. He said he would build a stabile art studio for her, but all of his shoddy work needs to be re-done, and he’s been dodging Valerie for months. Will Vance do the same to Adam and Skip?</desc>
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    <title>Backyard No-Asis - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Unlicensed contractor Jeff turned Chris &amp; Damian’s backyard, front yard and dreams of a bedroom balcony into a nightmare and unsafe disaster zone. What happens when Adam &amp; Skip confront the hapless handyman?</desc>
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    <title>Going Out in a Blaze of Flooring - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Kathy hired contractor Randy to update her condo. He left her with appliances in the living room, a dangerous fireplace and hundreds of excuses. What happens when Adam &amp; Skip confront Randy and his lies?</desc>
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    <title>Take the Money and Done - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam and Skip go after one of the most deceitful contractors ever. After adopting 4 kids, a family trusted a high school friend to expand their kitchen, but he took their money, their appliances, and their trust.</desc>
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    <title>If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A couple needed to build a deck to expand their tiny home and a retaining wall to keep the house from sliding down the hill. Instead, they got a part-time stripper and a fulltime liar who’s horrible work is ready to collapse!</desc>
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    <title>Paved with Bad Intentions - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After ruining a young couple's yard and their plans to start a family, contractor Ray proves hard to catch. Skip and Adam try to bring Ray back to the job!</desc>
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    <title>Concrete Bungle - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam &amp; Skip hunt for a reckless contractor that left the Rodriguez family’s four small kids in danger from sharp metal rebar, upturned stakes that look like booby traps, and a 20’ drop with no safety fence!</desc>
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    <title>Hack Attack! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam &amp; Skip are shocked to discover that the worst carpenter they’ve ever busted is back at it again! But after betraying his fellow former marine, this hack gets payback when angry words explode into an all out brawl.</desc>
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    <title>Worse Than a Warzone - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A family escapes their war-torn country only to have an “expert” contractor turn their home into a combat zone. Cooking in a tent &amp; living in one room, the family needs Adam &amp; Skip to do battle with their absent expert.</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After spending almost 100K, a family is left with no roof &amp; no hope. When their contractor breaks his promise to return, the team starts an all out manhunt to catch this AWOL contractor before he flees to Mexico.</desc>
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    <title>Twice Burned - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A couple seeks justice after being swindled by a builder hired to help rebuild their fire-damaged home.</desc>
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    <title>A Roofless Business - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A contractor fails to finish a family's roof, forcing them out of their home; Adam and Skip try to get the contractor to return and do it right.</desc>
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    <title>True Lies, Part 1: The Happy Face Killer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Odd suspects, questionable confessions and ever-shifting stories confuse detectives in the hunt for a young Oregon woman's killer in the early 1990s.</desc>
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    <title>True Lies, Part 2: The Happy Face Killer - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A consequential letter surfaces with stirring claims and upends the seemingly closed case, calling into question the guilt of the convicted criminals.</desc>
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    <title>Bind. Torture. Kill: BTK - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A terrifying Kansas serial killer reemerges after 30 years. Using DNA technology and help from the media, investigators race to prevent another murder.</desc>
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    <title>Thrill Kills: The Phoenix Serial Shooter - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A serial shooter targets random pedestrians on the Phoenix streets, leading detectives on a desperate hunt for a criminal driven to kill for sport.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025617 +0000" stop="20261008033438 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Men Part 1: The Toronto Village Killer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After multiple gay men sharing similar features go missing in Toronto, detectives follow an international tip with horrific claims of cannibalism.</desc>
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    <title>Missing Men Part 2: The Toronto Village Killer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As more men vanish, a fresh task force assembles. New surveillance footage and recovered computer files provide a final chance to identify the killer.</desc>
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    <title>End of the Line: The Railroad Killer - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dubbed "The Railroad Killer," a man hops trains to his victims' homes, bludgeoning them, helping himself to their food — and evading police for years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045420 +0000" stop="20261008054144 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Terror: New York Zodiac Killer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In the '90s, a killer in New York selects his victims based on their birth signs. Can the cops catch him before he attacks all 12 symbols of the zodiac?</desc>
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    <title>Manhunt: The Olympic Park Bomber - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A deadly bomb explodes at the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta. But as FBI agents investigate subsequent attacks, they realize they've also become targets.</desc>
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    <title>Trained to Kill: The DC Sniper - S03E04</title>
    <desc>In 2002, a sniper shoots six victims in a Washington suburb, linking him to a spree that resulted in one of the largest manhunts in American history.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071423 +0000" stop="20261008075702 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Count: The Green River Killer - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The unsolved murders of women around Green River near Seattle haunt investigators for decades - until crime scene science finally catches up.</desc>
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    <title>Diamond Fever / The Pet - S01E09</title>
    <desc>CatDog become greedy when the realize a Gopher has a lot of diamonds underground. Eventually, the rich makes them greedy, and forget that there brothers. At the end our hero's find out that the diamonds were really just rock candy. / The Pet-CatDog find a hurt Roach in the dump, and Dog wants to keep the Roach as a pet. Cat trys to get rid of until he's fed up with 'Roachy' the roach, and purchases a machine to annihilate it. When the Roach saves Cat's life, he realizes how wrong he was to stereo-type it.</desc>
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    <title>Party Animal / Mush, Dog, Mush! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cat invites people to his party, except for Winslow, that is, so Winslow throws his own party, which turns out to be more fun than Cat's party. So, Cat keps Mervus and Dunglap Tied up, and forces them to have fun. Then, when Dog joins the party, and Mrevis, with Dunglap escape, Cat enters the party, and everyone leaves. / Cat enters Dog in a sledding contest to win big money. He trains Dog in a winter version of their house. Whjen the race comes around, Dog races half way through it, and gets hypothermia. Cat feels bad and does the rest of the race himself, just for the Greasers to win.</desc>
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    <title>Armed and Dangerous / Fistful of Mail! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Cat is nervous because his Swedish Pen Pal Ingrid is in town. / Dog meets up with a paperboy faster than him. This agravates him, and he trys everyday to get faster. When he realizes that he won't ever be, the former mailmen make a disgrase of him. Then...he relizes that the mailman is a person who has been faster since childhood, and he goes faster than him.</desc>
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    <title>Pumped / Dummy Dummy - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Cat is tired of the Greasers beating him up. So, when he sees an add in a magizine for drinks that will pumpyou up, he buys them. He dosn't like the taste, but Dog loves it.   So he gets Dog pumped up, and he relizes at the last minute that Dog has snapped. He tries to get more than revenge on the Greasers, and Cat tells him 'You're not really like this. / CatDog go to the store, and Dog buys ""Little Cat."" Dog pays more attention to Little Cat, and Cat trys not to mind. But when he relizes he is not wanted, he leaves, and trys to hitch hike a ride somewhere. Dog relizes how dumb Little Cat is, and makes up with Cat.</desc>
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    <title>Squirrel Dog / Brother's Day - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Greasersplan another attack on Catdog, when Eddie the Squirrel messes them up. It turns out that Cliff has been glued to Eddie. He's then fired from the Greasers, and they go to CatDog for help. They graduate from CatDog's 'Freak' School. When Cliff relizes that Eddie's only on his Jacket, he beats up CatDog, and Eddie. / It is almost Brother's Day in Nearburg. Everyone is getting ready for it, except CatDog. Dog has gone out and bought a mud wrestling ting, and Cat... well he's just greedy. So when it comes down to it... Cat sells his lufa (a cats most prized possestion) to get money. Dog sells his Mud Wrestling stuff. They both bought eachother Wrestling masks, and the episode ends with the two of them attacking Winslow.</desc>
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    <title>Escape From the Deep End / The Collector - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Dog Breaks a rule of 'No Cannonballs' at the local pool. They are then forced to stay there as prisoners. Dog keeps breaking the rules, so he gets putin the 'Hot-Box.'   At this point, Dog obbays the rules, and Cat trys to bust out. Cat convinces Dog that Rancid is crazy, and they break out. / Cat collects every ""Mean Bob"" toy even if it means selling everything they own, while Dog plays with his one Mean Bob.</desc>
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    <title>Full Moon Fever / War of the CatDog - S01E21</title>
    <desc>It's the Full-Moon, again, bringing out Dog's wolf-like instincts. / It's CatDog's family reunion, and they fight over a trophy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030746 +0000" stop="20261008033135 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CatDog's End / Siege On Fort CatDog - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Cat wants to be alone, and wants a new butt instead of having Dog attached on him. / CatDog are fed up with getting hurt by the Greasers, so they try to find out how to fight back.</desc>
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    <title>Safety Dog / Dog Come Home! - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Cat tells Dog to become more Saftey Concious, because Dog only has one life, while Cat his nine, so Dog becomes very safe.Almost too safe, so Dog does not want to leave anywhere, and that prevents Cat from leaving too. / Dog moves out after a bet with Cat, saying that Dog cannot last a day alone without him.</desc>
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    <title>Nightmare / CatDogPig - S01E27</title>
    <desc>CatDog and Winslow watch a horrow movie with ""Toothpick Head"", and become scared Tootpick Head is in their house. / Winslow tries to have CatDog have one more side to vote on what they should do for fun, etc., so a pig, horse, bird, and other animals live on CatDog.</desc>
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    <title>New Neighbors / Dead Weight - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Dog is frightened after reading a comic book about aliens invading, and he thinks the new next door neighboors, which turn out to be ""Grannies"", are aliens. / Cat tries to impress two ladies on a TV show, ""Really Incredible People"".</desc>
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    <title>Neferkitty / Curiousity Almost Killed The Cat - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Cat reads a story to Dog about how Egyptians worshiped Cats. / Cat reads Dog's journal, and Winslow catches a snapshot of him doing so.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050644 +0000" stop="20261008053029 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home is Where the Dirt is / New Leash on Life - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Dog gets angry with the Gorhper when he thinks his is meddling in his Bone Cellar. / Cat tells a lie to Dog saying that there is a law where all Dogs have to wear leashes.</desc>
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    <title>Just Say CatDog Sent Ya / Dog's Strange Condition - S01E35</title>
    <desc>All of Nearburg's Dogs love ""Farburg Burger Bones"", but they get banned from Nearburg because Fargburg makes all of the money, so Cat gets  a plan to sell bones for over 5x the price to become rich. / Dog gets trees growing on top of his head after eating Pecan Pie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055418 +0000" stop="20261008061808 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smarter than the Average Dog / CatDog Doesn't Live Here Anymore - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Cat is tired of Dog being so un-intelligent, so he makes Dog study &amp; watch video tapes, so Dog sucks all of Cats smartness out of him, and in return Cat gets Dog's stupidity. / Winslow missed CatDog after he think they moved away, except they are really on vacation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061808 +0000" stop="20261008064155 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Cat / Trespassing - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Cat tried to be the part of Abraham Lincoln in a play, but Dog gets accepted for the part. / Dog smells his favorite fire hydrant and notices another Dog has been there, so he waits for the trespasser to come to the fire hydrant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064155 +0000" stop="20261008070521 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the CatDog - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dog had a surprise for Cat, and that was to join a Clown School.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070521 +0000" stop="20261008072910 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishing For Trouble - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cat's hairball wins them a prize at the amusement park, and Dog chooses a fish as a prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072910 +0000" stop="20261008075304 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fetch - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cat wins a prize and has five minutes to call in and claim his prize, but Winslow throws a ball causing Dog to chase it all over town, while Cat tries to hang on to a phone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002648 +0000" stop="20261008010838 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zay &amp; Jayda - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Zay put her marriage on the line when she began an emotional affair with Jayda after meeting her online, and now she needs Nev and Kamie to help her uncover the truth</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010838 +0000" stop="20261008015028 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ryan &amp; Micah - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Nev and Kamie help Ryan, an unemployed man using his savings to entertain a woman who is unable to FaceTime, even during quarantine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015028 +0000" stop="20261008023218 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dianela &amp; Jose - S08E19</title>
    <desc>After arriving in the u.s., dianela enlists nev and kamie's help to get answers about jose, a fellow venezuelan transplant she's had a four-year virtual relationship with, but has never met.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023218 +0000" stop="20261008031408 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brooklyn &amp; Jason - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn started a new relationship after breaking things off with jason, but he keeps popping in and out of her life, so nev and kamie help her find answers and get closure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031408 +0000" stop="20261008035558 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jay &amp; Anna - S08E21</title>
    <desc>After meeting Anna on facebook two months earlier, Jay has questions about her story and wonders if she's too good to be true, so he turns to Nev and Kamie to help get him answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035558 +0000" stop="20261008045818 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeanette, Kiara &amp; Patrick - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Jeanette wants to know if her cousin's girlfriend is behind a catfish scheme, and Nev and Kamie unravel a complex story that's seven years in the making.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045818 +0000" stop="20261008054008 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake &amp; Taylor - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Tiktok star Jake has feelings for Taylor, who has been sending him messages and money online, but he becomes suspicious after getting ghosted in person and receiving threats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054008 +0000" stop="20261008062238 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tony &amp; Tiana - S08E24</title>
    <desc>After two years of shady excuses, Tony turns to Nev and Kamie for help in finding out why his online crush Tiana refuses to video chat or meet with him in person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062238 +0000" stop="20261008070351 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eric &amp; Lianna - S08E25</title>
    <desc>Eric fell hard for Lianna on facebook, but after a third attempt at meeting in person ends in disappointment, he's ready for Nev and Kamie to shed light on his online love interest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070351 +0000" stop="20261008074506 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooba &amp; Renae - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Scooba dated Renae for eight months before she ghosted him, and when she reemerges after six years of virtual silence, Nev and Kamie help him piece together an explanation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002057 +0000" stop="20261008004213 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood - S03E05</title>
    <desc>1. Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner   2. Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates   3. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock
Fight Summary:
1 - Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner
Kevin Smith brings a dog into the ring, it bites off one of Kevin Costner's hands, then Kevin Smith crams Kevin Costner into an envelope and the dog drags it away to a postal office, then we see the mail being delivered.. and dropped in the middle of the ocean, and Kevin Costner is bitten to pieces by sharks.
2 - Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates
The Battle of the Femmes Fatales
Kathy Bates knocks Sharon Stone out with a block of ice, then she puts on a pair of stiletto heels, and stomps Sharon in her stomach, Sharon slips away, and knocks Kathy down, and brings the mallot from ""Misery"" and smashes Kathy's foot off, the foot bounces and finally, the heel of the stiletto's impales Sharon's head.
3 - Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock
Spielberg brings a box into the ring, opens it, and the demons from ""Raiders of the Lost Ark"" appear</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004213 +0000" stop="20261008010333 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Congressional Hearings - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Nick and Johnny are sent to meet the U.S. Congress to argue about the violence on the show, featuring Stone Cold as their defendant.   The Congress shows many clips of various violent moments on the show, and Nick and Johnny shows some to defend themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010333 +0000" stop="20261008012505 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teen Night - S03E07</title>
    <desc>1. Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano   2. Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen   3. Ryan Phillipe &amp; Reese Witherspoon vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt &amp; Scott Wolf
The teen night, featuring teen fights.
Fight Summary:
1 - Melissa Joan Hart vs. Alyssa Milano
Two wicked witches.   After some mysteric magic, the girls are turned into real witches.   Alyssa uses her broom to tie up Melissa, and then the broom grows to a pole, and Alyssa uses a fireball to set it on fire...   Salem the cat tries to help Melissa, by putting out the fire, but the pole was too burnt, and it falls down and crushes both Melissa and the cat.
2 - Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen
The Olsen twins look alike, and they even fight alike, after a while, a weird looking creature steps into the ring - Betty-Sue, the third Olsen twin.   Mary-Kate and Ashley decides to team up and beat the third sister, but the third Olsen twin is insane, and slices Mary-Kate and Ashley into pieces.
3 - Ryan Phillipe &amp; Reese Witherspoon vs. Jennifer</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012505 +0000" stop="20261008014606 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex, Lugs &amp; Rock'n'roll - S03E08</title>
    <desc>1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee   2. Axl Rose vs. Slash   Main Event:  Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt
Summaries:
1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee   Pamela did enter the ring with a little surprise - atomic breast implants.   She reveals her breasts, and fires out laser like shots towards Heather, that burns off her skin on her legs and one arm... but then Pamela's chest malfunctions, and she explodes, leaving Heather Locklear as the winner
2. Axl Rose vs. Slash   Axl scalps Slash, and after torturing Slash for a little bit, mixes his brains with a blender.  But this turns Slash into a vicious, psycotic man with the intelligence of a child.  He takes the scissors Rose used to cut his hair, and snips Axl Rose into nothing more than paper dolls (flesh dolls?).
Main Event:  Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt    The arena was like a race track, and both contestants had their own cars that had lethal weapons.  Dale crushes Jeff under his car, and Gordon gets stuck on Earnh</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014606 +0000" stop="20261008020708 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny &amp; Debbie.... In Love? (1) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>First it's a game show host fight, Chuck Woolery vs. Regis Philbin!  The two battle in chairs that contain many deadly traps, and answer questions in 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' style.  In the end, Chuck Woolery wins.
Next is Napoleon vs. Joe Pesci, a battle of the midgets!  Napoleon loses the arm he doesn't keep tucked in his coat, and Pesci loses one of his legs.  But then Napoleon pulls out his other hand, which is toxic from being in his coat for several centuries.  He shoves it into Joe's mouth, and poisons him to death (if that's how you say it).  Napoleon wins!
Kevin Bacon wasn't exactly well-informed when he came to the Deathmatch stadium. Thinking that he was going to be able to preform with his brother, Jesse Ventura. (a.k.a. WWF's 'The Body')   First Meg Ryan stepped into the ring, they fought for a while, and then Kevin threw her out off the ring, and she got impaled on a sign.   Next Martin Lawrence appeared, however he was dressed in way too many clothes, so he collap</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020708 +0000" stop="20261008022839 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Travelling (2) - S03E10</title>
    <desc>1. Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr   2. Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper   3. Joan Rivers vs. Melissa Rivers
The first two fights took place way back in time since Nick and Johnny jumped into the time machine to go look for Debbie, who disappeared in the last episode.
Fight Summary:
1 - Nick Diamond vs. The Satyr
First on their trip, Nick and Johnny landed in ancient Rome, in the Colluseum.   Nick was forced to face the Satyr while Johnny and Julius Caesar commented.   The fight ends when Nick showes a roman candle up the Satyr's ass and it blows him in half.
2 - Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper
Next they landed in 19th century London.   The ripper tried to kill Debbie, but she just kicked his ass, however Sherlock Holmes steps in and decides to fight the ripper.   It turns out that Holmes is a real moron, he ignores every evidence Watson gives him, Watson gets killed by the ripper, and Sherlock finally sees the killer.   The ripper has a couple of knives and stuff inside his coat, an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022839 +0000" stop="20261008025000 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Head of Nicky jr. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The line-up was the Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, then John Malkovich vs. John Cusack, and the Main Event was Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic.
In Rage Against the Machine vs. The Machine, the band was unaware that they were really fighting The Machine, and in the end, all four band members were killed and stuffed into jars.
NOTE that Al Gore vs Weird Al took place before John Cusack vs John Malkovitch since the two Johns was gone (into Nicky jr.'s head),
At first, in the Al Gore vs. 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Al Gore can't deal any damage personally to 'Weird Al'.  But in the end, he pulls the Branch of Executives from his arse, bludgerons the Prince of Polkas, and then kills him by sucking his brains out through his eyeballs.
In John Malkovich vs. John Cusack took place in Nicky jr's head, a spoof of ""Being John Malkovich"". (they enter through a refrigerator door)   The fight ends with John Malkovitch using a brain-nerve to electrocute John Cusack.
[thanx to Groucho Magmarx for</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025000 +0000" stop="20261008031125 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of the Heavy Metal Maniacs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>1. Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma   2. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway   3. James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst
Fight Summary:
1 - Potato Khan vs. Beni Trauma
First up came the second freakfight.   Beni Trauma was way superior, and he cuts off Potato Kahn's arms and throws him on the grill, then he puts on some deadly spice, which causes Potato Kahn to grow tentacles, and he grabs a hold of Beni Trauma and rips off his head.
2 - Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway
After the first fight, Mankind had the ability to fight anyone he wanted too, he chose Ernest Hemingway.
Mankind puts a sock on his hand and rips off Hemingway's jaw, and his brain and eyes falls out.
3 - James Hetfield vs. Fred Durst
Metallica vs Limp Bizkit
These guys fought in metal armor and with electromagnets in the arena, they were pulled in various directions...   Finally Fred Durst slips out of his armor and the power of the magnets rips Hetfield in half.   But Hetfield is still alive and he grabs a hoover and uses it to blow metal par</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031125 +0000" stop="20261008033244 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of WWF - S03E13</title>
    <desc>1. Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin   2. Captain Doody vs. The Undertaker   3. Mankind vs. Ernest Hemingway</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033244 +0000" stop="20261008035420 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prisoners - S03E14</title>
    <desc>1. James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen   2. Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore   3. Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater
Fight Summary:
1 - James Gandolfini vs. Bruce Springsteen
These guys fought for the right to name a chain of restrooms.   They brought restroom stuff into the ring, and finally, Bruce throws James onto a toilet, and James gets stuck.   Bruce flushes, and the toilet sucks James Gandolfini down, leaving Bruce Springsteen as the winner.
2 - Farrah Fawcett vs. Drew Barrymore
Old Charlie's angel vs new Charlie's angel
Farrah and Drew had fighting styles like animals, Farrah like a dodo and Drew as a giraffe.   Farrah uses her dodo abilities to grab Drew Barrymore's head, fly up (stretching Drew's neck), release the head, which falls down, and Drew is torn apart by the hit.
3 - Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater
This fight took place in an arena decorated as a prison yard.   Robert kept bribing the guard to do stuff with Christian, but Christian killed the guard,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035420 +0000" stop="20261008041520 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Courtney Love Returns - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The fights are Nick Nolte vs. Eddie Murphy, Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment, and then Dave Grohl &amp; Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love for the Main Event.
Nick Nolte vs. Eddie Murphy:   The two stars of '48 Hours' fight, and Eddie seems to be winning.  But then Nick takes over and finishes off Eddie by pulling out his heart with his own hand.  Nick Nolte (in a bathrobe) wins!
Macaulay Culkin vs. Haley Joel Osment:   Culkin was the 'Home Alone' kid, but now he's a disgruntled teenager who wants the newest kid star (Osment) out of the picture.  The ring looks like a kid's jungle gym at grade school, but the fighting makes the place look quite deadly.  After Haley gets knocked around enough by Culkin, he sees dead people.  Sure enough, the celebrities of previous fights who had died come back as ghosts to tear Macaulay Culkin to pieces!  Haley Joel Osment wins!
Dave Grohl &amp; Billy Corgan vs. Courtney Love:   It's a Dome of Devastation fight, and it is two against one.    However Billy Cor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041520 +0000" stop="20261008043610 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Lucy Lawless - S03E16</title>
    <desc>1. David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser   2. Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas   3. Dixie Chicks vs. TLC
Lucy Lawless appears on this episode to guest comment with Nick &amp; Johnny.
Fight Summary:
1 - David Arquette vs. Paul Reiser
These guys were telephone salesmen, so they used all kinds of phones to fight with.   It ended with Arquette jamming a cellphone into Reiser's head, and calling it so Reiser's head explodes.
2 - Martin Sheen vs. Michael Douglas
In the end, Martin Sheen rips off Michael Douglas' head, puts it on one of the microphones and that's it...
3 - Dixie Chicks vs. TLC
First, T-Boz plays poker with Emily, who knocks the table, and it smashes T-Boz's head off.
Next Left-Eye jumps on one of the floorboards and Emily is sent flying away and she lands on the piano or something, smashing her head.
Then Martie throws several liquor bottles into Chilli's mouth, and finally she jumps on her head, crushing it.
Then Martie and Natalie has cornered Left-Eye, but she steps on a rope, which</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043610 +0000" stop="20261008045709 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Episode II - S03E17</title>
    <desc>1. Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy   2. Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire   3. Zombie Stacy Cornbred vs. Debbie Matenopoulos
In the second halloween episode, the arena is haunted by the ghost of Stacy Cornbred, who blew up in episode 216...   So a lot of strange things happen, a mummy and a vampire appears, and loads of zombies... so the three fights was pre-empted.   However...
Fight Summary:
1 - Brendan Fraser vs. The Mummy
Nick accidently fell off the announcer's booth, and was attacked by a mummy, but Brendan Fraser appears and uses his whip to toss the mummy into the arena.
In the end, a part of the mummy's wrapping gets stuck on some guy in the audience's watch, and Brendan spins the mummy, so he comes completly unwrapped... finally Brendan knocks the mummy's skull and spine out with a chair.
2 - Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. The Vampire
After the first commercial, flies starts entering the arena, and then Nick is bitten by a bat, which is knocked away and lands in the ring, there i</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045709 +0000" stop="20261008051722 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night of Vomit - S03E18</title>
    <desc>1. Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner   2. Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres   3. George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale
Summary:
1 - Burt Reynolds vs. William Shatner
After a while, Reynolds rips of Shatner's toupee, then he shoots Shatner in the stomach with a laser, this makes Shatner really thin, and pissed off, just later, Shatner rips off Reynolds' toupee, then he shoves it into Reynolds' mouth, and then he rips off Reynolds' stomach so the intestance falls out.
2 - Dr. Laura vs. Ellen DeGeneres
Dr Laura is was superior, until David Crosby jumps into the ring, and feeds Ellen with his old liver, this turns Ellen into a he-woman, very strong, and wild, Ellen starts beating up Dr Laura, and finally she holds dr Laura upside down, and her brain falls out.
3 - George W. Bush vs. Gavin Rossdale
Bush vs Bush
This fight ends with Gavin plugging his guitar into Bush's ear, and after playing some really high tones, this president's head explodes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051722 +0000" stop="20261008053858 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suddenly Diamond - S03E19</title>
    <desc>1. Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston   2. Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster   3. Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe
Fight Summary:
1 - Diana Ross vs. Whitney Houston
""The World's Deadliest Divas - Part 3""
Whitney starts spinning Diana around, and throw her against the ropes, and she bounces off, and lands in an x-ray machine.   Whitney starts the machine, and it x-rays Diana, so her head burns up.
2 - Anthony Hopkins vs. Jodie Foster
Jodie bit off Anthony's face.   Just later, Julianne Moore appears with Hopkins' face above her, just like in ""Silence of the Lambs"", then Julianne kicks Jodie down, and Anthony devours Jodie Foster.
3 - Charlton Heston vs. Russell Crowe
These guys fought in the tower of terror.   When both fighters had made it to the top, Charlton jumped off, and landed alive and well.   Then he starts chopping down the tower, but Russell uses his armpit hair to make a rope, and swing himself to safety.   The tower falls, and crushes Charlton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053858 +0000" stop="20261008055916 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Night II - S03E20</title>
    <desc>1. Ashley Judd vs. Wynonna Judd   2. Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley   3. Keenen &amp; Damon Wayans vs. Daniel &amp; Alec Baldwin
i know how it turned out but i'm not sure about the main event... i'll add it some day... here's the info for fight 1 and 2:
1 - Ashley Judd vs Wynonna Judd
Ashely tried to help her sister lose weight by sucking the fat out through a straw, but Wynonna's girdle broke and the fat rushed down and into Ashley's head... filling it... Ashley trips on Wynonna's leg and falls and her head splashes.
2 - Sherman Hemsley vs Carroll O'Connor
The fighters fought in a sitcom set, and they both run up to the second floor, falls down the stairs into the closet, Mills opens the closet, and both fighters collapse.
3 - Alec &amp; Daniel Baldwin vs Keenen &amp; Damon Wayans
Alec encouraged his brother to pretend to be an actor... a guy on a hotel who has just been cut off from the bar... he freaks out and sees Damon as a refrigerator and thinking he rips out some beers, he rips out Damon</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055916 +0000" stop="20261008062032 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Gets High - S03E22</title>
    <desc>1. Mike Myers vs. Dana Carvey    2. Sandra Bullock vs. Angelina Jolie    3. Woody Harrelson vs. Leonardo DiCaprio
When Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie fought, a very disturbing brother of Jolie was trying to be a little too helpful for his sister (good luck kiss, mouth-to-mouth when she's winning).  At the start, Sandra doesn't act too tough, but then she becomes violent and really starts hammering the Tomb Raider.  She puts a bomb in the seat of Jolie's pants, but her brother pulls it out and gets blown up himself.  Angelia then fastens her lips onto the polls, drags Sandra towards her by suck in, and slices Miss Congeniality in half with her jumbo lips.
Woody Harrelson and Leonardo DiCaprio fought in a jungle-like arena.  In the end, Woody knocks Leonardo into a giant venus fly-trap's reach, and DiCaprio is munched up.
Dana and Mike were going to use SNL characters, Dana Carvey won by shoving his fingers through Mike Myers skull, and calling himself ""the guy who shoves pinkies thro</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062032 +0000" stop="20261008064137 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deathcon 2001 - S03E23</title>
    <desc>1. Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton   2. Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm   3. Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson
Nick and Johnny presents an entirly science fiction lineups this evening, the fights also takes place on a science fiction convention in New York.
Fight Summary:
1 - Sigourney Weaver vs. Linda Hamilton
Sigourney pops Linda's mucle built arms with a nail, but then Linda writes down ""I'm the king of the world"" in blood, and makes Sigourney say it.   This freaks Linda out since ""I'm the king of the world"" is the tagline for Titanic, directed by James Cameron, who was married to Linda, but left her.   Linda is so freaked out she bites Sigourney in her ear, spins her around, and send her away, and she lands, and gets impaled on a ""chest-buster"" (plastic hand)
2 - Potato Kahn vs. Cousin Grimm
The finale of the freakfights.
Cousin Grimm knocks Potato Kahn into the ceiling, and when he falls down, Cousin Grimm holds up a slicer, and Potato is turned into potato chips.   The potato</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064137 +0000" stop="20261008070254 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fandemonium III - S03E24</title>
    <desc>1. Beavis vs. Butthead   2. Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync
A huge fandemonium.
Fight Summary:
1 - Beavis vs. Butthead
Beavis drinks too many beers and turns into Cornholio...   Too drunk from the beers, he slices up Butthead.
2 - Backstreet Boys vs. 'N Sync
This fight covered both the second and the third part of the episode, the second part when Nick resurrected them from the dead, and the third part was the fight itself.
Here's how it turned out.
The Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync each formed a special attack form: 'N Sync by holding each other together and forming a wheel, and Backstreet Boys by forming themself into a giant beast... this is hard to explain...
The Backstreet Beast was way superior to the 'N Sync pinwheel, and the beast grabbed Joey and threw him into the wall, crushing his head.
But Justin and Chris shocked the beast to death by using some electric wires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070254 +0000" stop="20261008072416 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where is Bob Costas? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>1. Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard   2. Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski   3. George Clooney vs. Mark Wahlberg
First episode of season 4, the intro changed starting with this episode.
Fight Summary:
1 - Lil' Kim vs. Little Richard
Hip Hop vs Whop Bop a Loo Bop
After some fighting and various casualties, Lil' Kim removes her top to bring out her secret weapon, which are chinese throwing stars, hidden as pasties. Little Richard says that he too can use killer pasties, and rips off his nipples, throws them at Lil' Kim, of course, this makes no damage, but the holes makes Little Richard bleed a lot, and he slips. Lil' Kim sees her chance and pushes his stomach, which makes his internal organs squeeze out through the holes in his nipples, a final jump by Lil' Kim squishes Little Richard, and leaves Lil' Kim as the winner.
2 - Helen Hunt vs. LeeLee Sobieski
Real Deal vs A lookalike
LeeLee wanted to be like Helen Hunt really much. First she uses a cheese peeler to peel off Helen's soles, then she s</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072416 +0000" stop="20261008074549 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slaughter and the City - S04E02</title>
    <desc>1. Steve Irwin vs. Medusa   2. Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey   3. Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis
Fight Summaries:
1 - Steve Irwin vs. Medusa
The Medusa was way superior since Steve refused to hurt any living creature, but when he put a bag over the Medusa's head to avoid getting bitten, she knocks him away, thus decapitating herself.
2 - Ray Romano vs. Drew Carey
Ray confesses that he has problems with crotch rot, and he takes out his suspender, and throws it into Drew's face. The irritation causes Drew Carey to scratch off his face, and his brain falls out.
3 - Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Kim Cattrall vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis
Slaughter and the City!
First Cattrall gives Davis a poisoned drink, so she faints.
Later the girls brings out their ""back massages"". Cattrall uses her to impale Nixon's throat, and when it starts vibrating, Nixon's throat is torn apart.   Then she rips off Parker's sandals, jams them into her head, and twists her ne</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001028 +0000" stop="20261008005217 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>AFC Defense vs NFC Offense and AFC Offense vs NFC Defense - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Celebrity battles include actress Eva Longoria vs. comedian George Lopez, and actress Yvette Nicole Brown vs. model Ashley Graham.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005217 +0000" stop="20261008013406 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snoop Dogg vs Sugar Ray Leonard and Laila Ali vs George Hamilton - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Celebrity battles features Steve Harvey's wife leading a team with their sons and sons-in-law against Mrs. Harvey's mother and the Harvey daughters. In a separate game, family members of NBA greats Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Ralph Sampson square off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013406 +0000" stop="20261008021555 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professional Boxers Showdown and Joely Fisher vs Tony Hawk - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Celebrity teams featuring legendary players from Major League Baseball and the National Basketball Association square off. In a separate game, players from the National Football League Players Association compete to win money for a charity of their choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021555 +0000" stop="20261008025742 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Band Perry vs Giuliana Rancic and Melissa Joan Hart vs Paul Sorvino - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities features the families of cosmologist, author, and astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and NBA Champion, actor, and businessman Rick Fox. In a separate game, a boy-band team takes on girl-group members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025742 +0000" stop="20261008033931 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelors vs Bachelorettes and Indy Car Drivers vs Sports Illustrated Models - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature comedians and actors from popular shows "Grace &amp; Frankie," "Fresh Off the Boat," and "Saturday Night Live." In a separate game, family members of actress-singer Christina Milian take on comedian Louie Anderson and his family.</desc>
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    <title>Paula Deen vs Carson Kressley and Rico Rodriguez vs Jaleel White - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing against each other to win cash for charities feature participants from the ABC hit shows "The Bachelor," and "The Bachelorette." In a separate game, the families from Emmy Award-winning lifestyle expert Sandra Lee, and director, producer, and actress Lea Thompson ("Switched at Birth") square off.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Davidson vs Kristi Yamaguchi and Dave Foley vs Jalen Rose - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature the families from actress Jenny Garth and actor Kyle Massey. In a separate game, family members from Country Music Association award-winning recording artist Lee Brice take on multiplatinum country music artist Jerrod Niemann and his family.</desc>
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    <title>Gus Kenworthy vs Sheryl Underwood and David Chokachi vs Alan Thicke - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature the families from multiplatinum Grammy Award-winning recording artist Faith Evans and television personality Ross Mathews. In a separate game, legendary Olympians from the U.S. gymnastics team take on celebrated athletes from the U.S. Olympic swim team.</desc>
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    <title>Garrett Morris vs Alfonso Ribiero and Todd Chrisley vs Sara Evans - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature professional dancers from the iconic "Dancing with the Stars" and from the multi-Emmy Award-winning "Shark Tank," the Sharks and one of the show's successful entrepreneurs. In a separate game, family members headed up by "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" celebrity team captains Kandi Burruss and Cynthia Bailey will take on each other.</desc>
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    <title>Kelly Clarkson vs Amy Schumer and Bindi Irwin vs Chrissy Metz - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Season 3 premiere features Kelly Clarkson, family and friends against Amy Schumer, family and friends; and Bindi Irwin and family against Chrissy Metz and family.</desc>
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    <title>Eva Longoria vs George Lopez and Yvette Nicole Brown vs Ashley Graham - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Celebrity battles include actress Eva Longoria vs. comic George Lopez and actress Yvette Nicole Brown vs. model Ashley Graham.</desc>
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    <title>Andy Dick, Justin Henry, Nick Turturro, Betsey Johnson - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While exploring the wilds of California, comedian Andy Dick discovered an abandoned homestead guarded by a long-dead pioneer with hatred for trespassers; shooting on location at an abandoned insane asylum, Justin Henry is lured into a lair of ghost children; Nick Turturro witnesses an unexplainable event that confirms his belief in the power of true love; while taking a break from her fast-paced life in New York City, fashion-designer Betsey Johnson is visited by a dear loved one from the other side.</desc>
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    <title>Cherie Currie, Joseph Bologna, Diane Farr, Estella Warren - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Singer Cherie Currie is possessed by a terrifying evil entity who transforms her into a violent teenager; actor Joseph Bologna is frightened to death when he is visited by his grandmother who had recently passed; actress Diane Farr comes face to face with an unhappy spirit when she decided to move away; Estella Warren's mother is distressed when a young Estella befriends a spirit whose life came to a violent end.</desc>
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    <title>Jim Norton, Penny Johnson, Peter Scolari, Steven Williams - S05E12</title>
    <desc>While staying in a Las Vegas hotel suite, comedian Jim Norton encounters a spirit brutally killed by the mob years before; actress Penny Johnson is attacked by a demon that feeds on the pain and vulnerability of young women; actor Peter Scolari befriends a stray cat who saves Peter's life, after losing its own; Steven Williams led a life of excess until his deceased friend appears with a haunting message from beyond the grave.</desc>
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    <title>Marlee Matlin, Kim Carnes, Robert Carradine - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Academy Award-winning actress Marlee Matlin has a powerful and moving experience as she loses a loved one; singer/songwriter Kim Carnes finds her muse in the spirit of a young girl who once inhabited her home; Robert Carradine sees a ghost who had a tragic ending while living in an old manor house in Ireland.</desc>
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    <title>Mary Lynn Rajskub, Dennis Christopher, Barbara Steele, Gary Daniels - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Actress Mary Lynn Rajskub is terrorized by a ghost from her past while performing at an LA club; having recently moved to LA, actor Dennis Christopher is confronted by a vengeful spirit inhabiting his new apartment; iconic horror actress Barbara Steele encounters a grief stricken centuries old ghost; action star Gary Daniels is forced to make a difficult personal decision that angers a recently deceased loved one.</desc>
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    <title>Pam Grier, David Otunga, Max Adler, Golden Brooks - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Pam visits her family's farm with her grandfather and is given an important message from one of her deceased ancestors; David and his fianc e Jennifer Hudson move into a new home and they encounter a menacing entity that causes them to fear for their lives; when Max and his girlfriend take a trip to Venice, they are both attacked by a violent ghost who inhabits their hotel; Golden grows up fearing a presence in her grandmother's house only to discover the ghost is not what she thinks it is.</desc>
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    <title>Louis Gossett Jr, Carolyn Hennesy, Nathan Morris, Kevin Nash - S05E16</title>
    <desc>While filming on location in Louisiana, Louis Gossett Jr. is attacked by a terrifying band of violent ghosts. Actress Carolyn Hennesy is relieved of the suffering caused by her emotional turmoil after a visit from a deceased loved one. Musician Nathan Morris quickly discovers his street smarts are no match for a ghost that met a tragic end. Professional wrestler Kevin Nash is comforted by the spirit of his mother.</desc>
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    <title>Downtown Julie Brown, Drita D'Avanzo, Jai Rodriguez, Nicholas Brendon - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Actress Mary Lynn Rajskub is terrorized by a ghost from her past while performing at an LA club; having recently moved to LA, actor Dennis Christopher is confronted by a vengeful spirit inhabiting his new apartment; iconic horror actress Barbara Steele encounters a grief stricken centuries old ghost; action star Gary Daniels is forced to make a difficult personal decision that angers a recently deceased loved one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055928 +0000" stop="20261008064024 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie White, Roger Bart, Dominique Swain, Thomas Ian Nicholas - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Julie White is terribly shaken by a spirit she encounters backstage in a theater; after buying a new home in the country, actor Roger Bart's peaceful existence is shattered by the presence of a deranged ghost; actress Dominique Swain brings an antique chair into her home and unbeknownst to her, there is a vengeful spirit attached to it; while filming a horror movie in a remote cabin in the woods, actor Thomas Ian Nicholas and his crew are terrorized by an unseen entity.</desc>
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    <title>Ali Landry, Gina Gershon, Ernie Hudson, Kelly Carlson, Anson Williams - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Anson Williams gets help from the world beyond after a terrible car accident; Kelly Carlson is bullied by six violent spirits; Gina Gershon experiences a strange presence in a college dorm; Ernie Hudson agrees to stay at a haunted hotel while promoting his movie, Ghostbusters; and Ali Landry gets an unbelievable phone call on the eve of a family tragedy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000752 +0000" stop="20261008003549 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hootenanny - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All of Centaurworld's residents gather for the hootenanny. But can Horse turn this colorful collection of creatures into a fearless army?</desc>
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    <title>The Last Lullably - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Horse leaps into the Nowhere King's mind and learns his haunting backstory. Meanwhile, Rider and the herd come up with a plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014949 +0000" stop="20261008021600 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello Rainbow Road - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Separated from her Rider during battle, Horse wakes up in a colorful world filled with strange beasts. But where is her trusty friend?</desc>
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    <title>Fragile Things - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The herd sets out to find the way home. Wammawink encourages them to be careful and take it slow, but fearless Horse charges ahead.</desc>
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    <title>The Key - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Horse meets Waterbaby — one of Centaurworld's shamans — and learns about the key: a mysterious object that could reunite her with Rider.</desc>
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    <title>What You Need - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Searching for the next piece of the key, Horse leads the herd into a mysterious forest to see the tree shamans. They grant wishes — but there's a catch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033509 +0000" stop="20261008040100 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Hidin' Time - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The friends seek shelter in a cave during a storm... but they're not alone. While looking for an exit, they discover strange paintings on the walls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040100 +0000" stop="20261008042808 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holes: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The group follows the Rainbow Road into a deep, dark hole, where a Moletaur locks them in jail and informs them that they'll face the judge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042808 +0000" stop="20261008045507 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Teatime's Be Best Competition: A Quest for the Sash - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Zulius brings the herd to Cataur Valley, where the shaman is fuzzy but fierce. To earn a piece of the key, Horse goes glam for a silly competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045507 +0000" stop="20261008052215 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ride the Whaletaur Shaman! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Horse hopes to find the final shaman in Merfolk Town. But she's growing discouraged — and looking more and more like a centaur every day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052215 +0000" stop="20261008054842 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rift (1) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The herd makes it to the Rift and reminisces about their time together while waiting for Waterbaby to arrive with the final piece of the key.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054842 +0000" stop="20261008061614 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rift (2) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Horse and Rider face a frightening enemy. Back in Centaurworld, the herd summons up the courage to enter the void and fight for their friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061614 +0000" stop="20261008064412 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horsatia Wighair Beansz? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Horse tries to recruit an army to defend Centaurworld, but no one wants to join. The herd visits the Horsetaurs' castle to see if they'll help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064412 +0000" stop="20261008071135 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Herd All the Terd - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Up in their cloud condo complex, the Birdtaurs have been obsessively watching the herd: Horse and friends are their favorite reality stars!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071135 +0000" stop="20261008073935 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Tummy, Your Hurts - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Horse tries to enlist the fierce Coldtaurs in her battle — but they capture Glendale! Back in the human world, Waterbaby sends a message to Rider.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001036 +0000" stop="20261008003138 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantis Adventure (1) - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Mei Lee and her colleague Jason from Sealab, are exploring a recently-discovered underwater trench, the deepest ever found. Their sea-bubble comes under attack by a giant squid and loses contact with Sealab. Max is sent to rescue them, but he too is attacked and loses contact with Sealab. Ace and Jake are sent to NASA to use an experimental Venus Probe, as only the probe can withstand the pressure at that depth. Meanwhile Max awakens to find himself in the undersea city of Atlantis, ruled by Princess Diana. At NASA, Ace is reunited with his old Air Academy comrade Sean O'Connor, who still holds a grudge against him since they had an argument over a girl. Diana tells Max her civilization has survived for many centuries since the city sank, and that they want no contact with the surface world, so he, Mei Lee and Jason are to remain there forever. Seeking control over Atlantis himself, Diana's cousin Naro attempts to steal the Venus Probe, leaving Ace to defend the ship underwater, where</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003138 +0000" stop="20261008005241 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantis Adventure (2) - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Jake has Crystal beam Ace back up to Skyvault, freeing him from the squid's clutches. Naro tells Jake and Sean that he intends to use the probe to take over Atlantis, and O'Connor agrees to help him. Meanwhile, Max and the two from Sealab escape from their confinement and look for a transmitter, but are stopped by Diana troops. Ace returns to Sealab, which engages its new force field to descend to Atlantis' depth. Max and the others escape from Atlantis and take Diana with them, but they are soon attacked by Naro's forces. Sean uses the Venus Probe to return to Sealab, where it is soon boarded by Naro and his followers. Jake escapes and beams outside Sealab, where he attempts to get on board. Sean reveals to Ace that he's still really on their side, and together they attempt to regain control of the base. Now working with Diana, Max and the rest of the Centurions try to defeat Naro's forces.
Science Lesson: Uranus by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005241 +0000" stop="20261008011425 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Warrior - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A group of Native Americans comes under attack by a giant totem claiming to be a ghost warrior, who tells them to fight against those who have built upon  their land. The tribal leaders call in John Thunder, who brings along his fellow Centurions Ace and Jake. While John confers with his people, Ace and Jake are attacked by Hacker. Meanwhile, the giant ghost warrior appears to John and his tribe and brainwashes them into attacking a geological research lab. John tracks down the ghost warrior and finds out that it is really a giant Traumitizer controlled by Doc Terror. Terror traps John, and as his brainwashed victims keep Ace and Jake occupied, Terror attacks the real target: a nearby space port. John must free himself and his people, and assist his Centurion friends.
Science Lesson: The Apaches by John.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011425 +0000" stop="20261008013613 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let the Lightning Fall - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Ace disarms some plane hijackers working for Doc Terror, who is angered by their surrender. Despairing of the failing of humans, Terror blames Amber for selecting the hijackers, and decides to exterminate all of mankind and replace them with robots. Rex Charger is specially recalled from a skiing trip to respond to a distress signal. He discovers that it is Amber, being chased by Hacker and some Strafers. She tells the Centurions that her father intends to destroy all of humanity this time, and that she wants them to stop his mad plan. With her help, the Centurions track him down to a Florida power plant, and discover that Terror intends to use a weather control satellite to create the biggest storm the world has ever seen. With the storm's strength increasing exponentially, it is left to the Centurions to figure out a way of neutralizing it.
Science Lesson: Lightning by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013613 +0000" stop="20261008015659 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyborg Centurion - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Ace is seriously injured in a battle with Doc Terror's Doom-Drone Strafers and is turned into a cyborg to save his life. Resenting what has happened to him, Ace enters an underground cyborg fighting ring, calling himself Foss. He impresses Viva Vargas, a millionairess, and agrees to journey with her to her Alaskan base, Xanadu. Doc Terror attacks Xanadu, as Vargas has previously refused to work for him. Ace then reveals that he has only been pretending to be a cyborg in order to infiltrate the underground. He and the other Centurions then defend Xanadu against Terror's army.
Science Lesson: Lizards regenerating limbs by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015659 +0000" stop="20261008021847 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Animals - S01E53</title>
    <desc>In Dominion, Doc Terror attempts to turn his dog Brutus into a cyborg, but there is a malfunction that halts the mechanisation process while still giving the dog cyborg strength. With this knowledge, Terror creates the Encephalocaster, a device that can control other animals as well as giving them cyborg-enhanced strength. He uses the device on Skyvault and gains control of the space station with the help of Lucy. Once there, he uses the device to control all animals on Earth. As Jake attempts to deal with a Terror-controlled Shadow, Terror and Hacker prevent the other Centurions from beaming to Skyvault. With the Earth under siege by Terror's super-strong animals, the Centurions must figure out a way of getting to Skyvault and evicting Terror as well as shutting his Encephalocaster down.
Science Lesson: Animals' super-human abilities by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021847 +0000" stop="20261008023952 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Dare Dominion (1) - S01E54</title>
    <desc>John Thunder informs the Centurions that his old sparring partner Claw is now working for Doc Terror as a cyborg. Meanwhile, Doc Terror succeeds in creating a dimensional neutron vortex in his base, Dominion. Energy from the vortex is detected by Skyvault, where Crystal determines that the laws of reality will soon collapse. With Terror having stealth and scrambler fields all over the Arctic to hide his base, the Centurions lure Hacker into stealing a vital component for the vortex, and John sneaks on board Terror's airship. John makes it to Dominion, where Claw soon senses his presence and alerts Terror, who then gets Hacker to attack the SETI space probe station in the Andes to keep the rest of the Centurions occupied. Claw captures John and attempts to settle old scores with him. The other Centurions are sent to locate Dominion, but are too late, as Terror's dimensional vortex breaks out of control.
Science Lesson: Magnets by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023952 +0000" stop="20261008030136 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Dare Dominion (2) - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Terror follows the wandering vortex, attempting to bring it back under his control, while John manages to escape from Claw. The other Centurions, still looking for Dominion, come under attack by their own weapon systems, which are transformed into creatures by the vortex's alteration of reality. Crystal beams them to Skyvault, leaving John still on his own in Terror's Arctic base. John finds a transmitter and contacts Skyvault, but the co-ordinates are unstable as the position of Dominion is not stable anymore due to the vortex. Crystal is able to beam the other Centurions to Dominion, where they meet up with John, who tells them that he still has to deal with his old enemy Claw. As John fights Claw to the finish, the remaining Centurions must figure out a way of destroying Terror's vortex before all of reality is destabilized.
Science Lesson: Continental drift by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030136 +0000" stop="20261008032324 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hole in the Ocean (1) - S01E56</title>
    <desc>A new surface-to-Atlantis rail shuttle is opened by Princess Diana, with the Centurions in attendance. During its inaugural journey, the train comes under attack by Doc Terror's forces and the Centurions engage them in battle. During the fight, Diana's cousin Naro and the evil physicist Phisto escape from Atlantis' prison. Phisto then creates an artificial micro black hole which soon attracts the attention of Doc Terror. After the battle with Terror's borgs, Ace is sent to look for Naro and Phisto whereabouts, but is ambushed by Naro's henchmen and knocked unconscious, now completely at their mercy...
Science Lesson: Micro-technology by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032324 +0000" stop="20261008034512 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hole in the Ocean (2) - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Ace awakens to find himself a prisoner and is soon taken to meet Naro himself. Meanwhile, Rex attempts to locate Ace but only finds his discarded wristcom and soon comes under attack by Terror's forces. With Max's help, Rex escapes and after reporting to Diana, discovers that Naro is planning to take over Atlantis again. Doc Terror launches a massive assault on Atlantis and meets with Naro, attempting to steal control of the black hole. With Phisto having made the black hole uncontrollable, Terror leaves Atlantis to its fate, and the Centurions attempt to fight Terror's borg army, evacuate Atlantis and prevent the growth of the ever-expanding black hole.
Science Lesson: Stars by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034512 +0000" stop="20261008040703 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Better Half (1) - S01E58</title>
    <desc>The Centurions are called to defend Ice Castle, an arctic spy outpost which is under attack by Doc Terror. When his ground forces fail, Terror retreats with Hacker to Dominion via a secret tunnel. Back at Dominion they switch to strafer mode and return to the battle at Ice Castle. But something strange happens...their normal cyborg units fuse together to become ""Uniborg."" When Terror and Hacker again return to Dominion, they are evicted by Uniborg and forced to flee through the same tunnel to Ice Castle...where the Centurions are waiting. Terror and Hacker are tried, convicted and sent to a rehabilitation facility. During this time, Uniborg begins producing new and improved Doom Drones, and soon releases them on Sand Castle, a spy outpost in the Caribbean. The Centurions find themselves in real trouble as they face the new breed of Doom Drones.
Science Lesson: The two halves of the brain by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040703 +0000" stop="20261008042849 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Better Half (2) - S01E59</title>
    <desc>The Centurions are badly defeated in the battle for Sand Castle. Crystal retrieves them, but not in time to keep Max from suffering serious injury. While he recovers in the hospital, Ace and Jake visit Terror in the North American Rehabilitation Facility to try to learn more about Uniborg. Terror tells them how Uniborg was accidentally created, but refuses to disclose the location of Dominion. The Centurions are called to try to defend Fire Castle, the southernmost of Skyvault's ground-based surveillance outposts. They are again defeated, and Ace surrenders Fire Castle in exchange for a badly wounded Jake. Ace strikes a deal with Terror: His freedom in exchange for help to defeat Uniborg. Uniborg is expected to strike next at Ice Castle, and Terror plans to break back into Dominion during that attack. Against Crystal's protests, Ace agrees to act as a diversion to cover for the break-in.
Science Lesson: How plants communicate with each other by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042849 +0000" stop="20261008045035 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Doc Terror observes scientist Marina Abbot's ship heading out to sea and sends out sea-borgs to attack it. The Centurions are sent to defend the ship, while Marina summons help from a giant lobster. After the battle, Marina explains to Max that she has taken over her father's research, but wishes to keep it secret. The ship heads to the research base Neptune-1, and the Centurions observe the giant lobster and a giant turtle first hand. Marina tells them that the creatures are to be used by the World Council of Scientists and that each one can be controlled with an implant. She swears not to have her work destroyed by Doc Terror like her father's early research. Ace is later trapped by Marina, who tells him that she wants to lure Terror to the island and take revenge against him for her father. As Terror begins transforming the creatures into cyborgs, the Centurions arrive to defeat them.
Science Lesson: Swan ships by Max.</desc>
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    <title>Man or Machine (1) - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Hacker and some Doom-Drone Strafers attack an observatory and steal a disc containing astronomical data. Back at Dominion, Doc Terror uses the data to track down one particular star. Meanwhile, at Sealab, Jake and Ace meet up with Mei Lee and check out their new weapon systems. Ace's is called Strato-Strike, Jake's is Awesome Auger, and Max's is Fathom Fan. Jake notices another new weapon system, and is told by Mei Lee and Max that it is for one of the two new Centurions, Energy Specialist Rex Charger, and Infiltration Specialist John Thunder, who are to assist the main Centurions in specialized operations. Doc Terror informs Hacker that he has discovered that the meteor containing a computer virus that once took over Sealab (in ""Battle Beneath The Ice"") was actually sent to the Earth. The Centurions meet up with their new comrades and all go back to the Centurion Academy for training with their new systems. Doc Terror discovers the planet the computer virus came from, and receives a m</desc>
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    <desc>The computer, known as Gog, creates a servant using Terror's resources, called Magog, and tells Terror to create a viralizer, which can allow him to take control of any machine, and ultimately take control of Skyvault. Meanwhile, in the Centurion Academy, all five Centurions begin their training. After Hacker secures the Skyvault supply chamber on Earth, Terror reminds him of how Hacker was once a mere wanted criminal until Terror rescued him and used him as a guinea pig in his cyborg experiments, making him far stronger. Terror's experiments to improve humanity were denounced by the Science Council, and after Hacker inadvertently injured him after being told he can no longer be human, Terror became a cyborg as well. Having taken over the supply depot on Earth, Terror, Hacker and Magog are able to infiltrate Skyvault and imprison Crystal. Back at the Academy, Max reminisces with Dr. Wu of how they and Crystal together originally created the exoframe suits to rescue a probe on Venus. Af</desc>
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    <title>Man or Machine (3) - S01E63</title>
    <desc>John is beamed up to Skyvault at the last minute, only to find himself a prisoner of Doc Terror, who wants to know the location of the other Centurions. Gog has Terror's borgs to construct a Hive for itself on an isolated island, as the Centurions make their move to free New York from Terror's control. Rex creates a magnetic bubble over the city, shielding it from the viralizer, but it causes small quakes which the Centurions attempt to deal with, along with the last of the Terror-controlled machines. Crystal free John on board Skyvault, but they are tracked down by Hacker. Using the data file from Centrum, John and Crystal are able to turn off the power on Skyvault, forcing the cyborg to flee the station and leaving the virus powerless. Unfortunately, with no power, Skyvault's orbit begins to decay, and the station begins falling towards the Earth. On the island, Gog and Terror have assembled an army of borgs, while the Centurions regain control of Centrum. In order to ensure Skyvault</desc>
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    <title>Man or Machine (4) - S01E64</title>
    <desc>As the Strafers approach the falling space station, Crystal and John risk turning the computer's power back on to destroy them. In order to free Skyvault's computer from Terror's control, Ace uses Orbital Interceptor to travel up to Skyvault with Dr. Wu's anti-viralizer ray, avoiding the station's self-defenses after being beamed aboard. Meanwhile, at Gog's island cybernetic hive, Terror has taken the World Council of Scientists prisoner, and shows them Gog's new Triad weapon to fight against the Centurions. Once free, John, together with Max, liberate Sealab using the anti-viralizer. After witnessing the fall of Sealab, Gog proclaims that all humans must be destroyed in order to create a new race of machines. Hacker then informs Terror that Gog has taken over Dominion's systems and is preparing to launch Super-Strafers to destroy a nearby asteroid, causing a massive meteor shower over the planet, wiping out all life. Terror, needing humans to make them into cyborgs, rebels against Gog</desc>
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    <title>Man or Machine (5) - S01E65</title>
    <desc>Losing track of Ace, the remaining Centurions formulate a plan to destroy the meteors heading towards the Earth. Back at Gog's Hive, John is able to get to the World Council and Hacker gives him a disc containing data on the meteors' co-ordinates. Crystal finally detects a weak signal from Ace and is able to beam him back to Skyvault. With the exact course of the meteors now known, the Centurions position themselves to destroy the largest fragments of the asteroid. Meanwhile, Terror and Hacker leave Gog's Hive, but not after Terror is able to secretly plant a bomb to destroy the super-computer. The Centurions are able to safely deal with the Earthbound meteors, and Terror then destroys Gog with his bomb. The computer Gog however transfers itself to one last machine, the sea, land and air bound weapon known as Triad, and the Centurions have to face this ultimate threat in New York City.
Science Lesson: Meteors by Max.</desc>
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    <title>The Sky is on Fire - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Centurions visit Oceania Research Station to observe the testing of a new device, a powerful cryogenic ray. Unfortunately, the centre has already been infiltrated by Hacker and Amber. Despite the Centurions' best efforts, the ray is stolen by Doc Terror's forces. Terror ignites the radioactive belt surrounding the Earth causing the planet's temperature to rise at incredible rate. With the resulting firestorm threatening to engulf the entire planet, Only Doc Terror holds the key to preventing this solar apocalypse, but he will do so only when he is made unconditioned ruler of the Earth. The Centurions try desperate tactics to prevent terror's plans, Max even resorts to disguising himself as the world president in an attempt to find Terror's base, almost getting himself killed in the process. The heroes eventually find terror's headquarters but end up as prisoners of the villain, who destroys their wrist communicators, cutting them off from Crystal and Skyvault.  The heroes aren't be</desc>
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    <title>Battle Beneath the Sea - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doc Terror attacks a solar power station in Australia, but is soon defeated by the Centurions. Frustrated by the Centurions constant meddling, Doc Terror hatches a plot to take control of Sealab - the Centurions' weapon supplier. Under attack from Terror's evil droids and his new sub-aquatic creation Mako, Jake comes up with an idea to repel the intruders using Sealab's highly intelligent dolphins. The plan works, but the Centurions soon find themselves dealing with an even bigger problem than they imagined when Mako awakens Terror's Cyber-Squid...
Science Lesson: Ocean bed by Max.</desc>
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    <title>An Alien Affair - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A comet is sending out artificial signals, and the Centurions are sent to check it out. When it turns out to be hollow, they beam inside. Within, it seem barren... at least at first. But then, as the comet's true nature is discovered, a new danger emerges from the shadows, a feline creature with the ability to drain anything power-generated, including the Centurions' weapon systems... The trio attempt to evade the beast by beaming to Skyvault, but the alien hitches a ride, and begins a chain of events which could end in Skyvault falling earthwards! Unless the Centurions can think of a way to cage this animal, it will sink its teeth into the best meal he's ever had: Earth's energy resources!
Science Lesson: Halley's Comet by Ace.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Forward - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps a grieving couple with their nervous Shar Pei. The death of his pack leader left him feeling lost, which caused him to lash out in fear against his own pet parent. And later, a Pit Bull's quirky, backwards behavior is a tripping hazard for her pet parent who lost his leg in a bad accident. Cesar teaches both families how to move forward in their own calm, confident way.</desc>
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    <title>Ticking Bomb - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cesar is called out to a red zone case involving two powerful breeds who have begun fighting, hunting and killing small animals in their backyard. They have now turned their aggression onto each other causing chaos amongst the household and Cesar needing to get some air. Also, Cesar meets a retired couple who’s retirement has been anything but pleasant as their Terrier has shut their world down.</desc>
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    <title>Appetite for Destruction - S02E09</title>
    <desc>In Laguna Hills, a four-dog pack destroys everything it can. Pet Parent Sherry must recognize her own anxiety in order to calm down the entire household. Then, in La Cañada, the Lee family, including two young girls, are being pulled into traffic by their pack during walks. Mother Gina must learn to lead with confidence if her dogs, and her children, are going to be safe.</desc>
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    <title>Silent Biter - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps a couple who is afraid for their young son because their poodle-chihuahua mix feels the need to protect his nervous mother. And later, a family of four adopted a husky to bring them together after a divorce, but his escape-artist ways are pulling them apart.</desc>
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    <title>Avocado Aggression - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Cesar rehabs a Doberman who can’t stop scanning for threats - and finding them in his own home in the form of a packmate. It’s a true emergency with violent fights erupting between the brothers while the couple’s two young children play nearby. Later, Cesar intervenes when a Jindo-Pit Mix who’s a nervous wreck threatens his owner’s relocation plans.</desc>
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    <title>Unleash the Hulk - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cesar sets out to help a young bulldog named Jaxx, who has been keeping his family prisoner in their own home. His pet parent, Priscilla, has been so controlled by her fears that Jaxx is now confused and aggressive. It is up to Cesar to help the two create a calming environment led by boundaries and clear direction.</desc>
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    <title>Jurassic Pack: Part 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps Suzy, an emotionally exhausted pet parent and trauma survivor, who is desperate for help with her three dogs Izabella, Kaine and Tricky. The dogs act on primal instincts to challenge each other and get into bloody battles that pose a constant risk of ending in a dog’s death or a trip to the ER for Suzy.</desc>
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    <title>Jurassic Pack: Part 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps Suzy, an emotionally exhausted pet parent and trauma survivor, who is desperate for help with her primal pack of three dogs Isabella, Kaine and Tricky. Cesar keeps Tricky and Izzy at the DPC for intensive rehabilitation, while Suzy takes Kaine home to work on her own recovery. Cesar works closely with Tricky to remove her over excitement and with Izzy to remove her tension.</desc>
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    <title>In Sickness &amp; Health - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A pitbulls aggression is fueled by fear. A Frenchie eats everything.</desc>
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    <title>Barking Mad - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps a possessed pit mix and a miniature dachshund with a giant bark.</desc>
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    <title>Doppelganger - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cy-Kill has Snoop fly overtop of Leader-1 and record his movements and voice. Snoop has also recorded the rest of the Guardians in an elaborate plan to replace all of them with almost exact...</desc>
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    <title>The Quest for Roguestar - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Renegade Rampage (1) - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Renegade Rampage (2) - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Ultra Zod - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Sentinel - S02E20</title>
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    <title>Cold Spell - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Crime Wave - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Auto Madic - S02E23</title>
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    <title>Scooter Enhanced - S02E24</title>
    <desc>In a freak accident Scooter's holo projetion unit is damaged in battle.</desc>
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    <title>Tarnished Image - S02E25</title>
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    <title>In Search of Ancient Gobonauts - S02E26</title>
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    <title>Gameworld - S02E27</title>
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    <title>Wolf in the Fold - S02E28</title>
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    <title>Depth Charge - S02E29</title>
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    <title>Transfer Point - S02E30</title>
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    <title>Steamer's Defection - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Steamer defects to the Guardians, but they're suspicious when he reveals Cy-Kill's new scheme to overthrow Earth.</desc>
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    <title>The GoBot Who Cried Renegade - S02E32</title>
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    <title>The Seer - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Whiz Kid - S02E34</title>
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    <title>Ring of Fire - S02E35</title>
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    <title>It's Only Words - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On a long drawn-out case, Fuller-Carp and Hilary pass the time by playing word games.  Meanwhile, Ruth lies to a dating service about her job, fearing that men will be put off by a female barrister.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Trial by Television - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp becomes envious of Ruth's new gig as a legal expert on daytime TV and Hilary's being chosen for an experimental case that is to be televised.</desc>
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    <title>Rent Arrears - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp is afraid that a fellow barrister is going to expose his ownership of a disreputable real estate company.  Meanwhile, Ruth attempts to bond with a client who is going through a tough battle for child custody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030836 +0000" stop="20261008035352 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Barrister - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To enhance the firm's visibility and reputation, Fuller-Carp decides to hire a new associate who is a graduate of Eton and Cambridge.</desc>
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    <title>The Masons - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that he can offset his poor record of cases won by joining the freemasons.  Meanwhile, Hilary and Ruth accept an invitation to an event for gay and lesbian lawyers.</desc>
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    <title>Only the Lonely - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that the only way to win a case against his arch rival is to flirt with the judge.  Meanwhile, Ruth decides to adopt a baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052901 +0000" stop="20261008061819 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Only Words - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On a long drawn-out case, Fuller-Carp and Hilary pass the time by playing word games.  Meanwhile, Ruth lies to a dating service about her job, fearing that men will be put off by a female barrister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061819 +0000" stop="20261008070442 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial by Television - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp becomes envious of Ruth's new gig as a legal expert on daytime TV and Hilary's being chosen for an experimental case that is to be televised.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070442 +0000" stop="20261008075105 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent Arrears - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp is afraid that a fellow barrister is going to expose his ownership of a disreputable real estate company.  Meanwhile, Ruth attempts to bond with a client who is going through a tough battle for child custody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001636 +0000" stop="20261008003359 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slavery Reparations - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dave gives out awards to women with great "New York Boobs" and assesses the problems that would result from offering slavery reparations. Also featuring musical guest Busta Rhymes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003359 +0000" stop="20261008005228 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Moments in Hookup History - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at "Great Moments in Hook-Up History" and is an interview guest on "Inside Chappelle's Show Studio." Paul Mooney hosts a segment of "Ask a Black Dude." Redman offers up his new "Redman Potty Fresh" toilet cleaner in a commercial, and Dave shows a commercial for "Rocka Pads."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005228 +0000" stop="20261008011358 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mad Real World - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dave envisions what "The Real World" would be like with a black cast that includes one super white man. Also featuring musical performer David Broom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011358 +0000" stop="20261008013224 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wu-Tang Consulting Firm - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dave takes a look at a great moment in hook-up history and shows "Real Movies" based on "The Matrix" and a grim look at "Pretty Woman." The Wu Tang Clan advertises their new financial firm, and Paul Mooney offers up another segment of "Ask a Black Dude." A Jedi Scandal is exposed. Also featuring music performer Killer Mike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013224 +0000" stop="20261008015107 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Tyrone Biggums - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at what really happened behind the scenes of the movies "Ghost" and "Half Baked." Dave goes inside the racism present among Hollywood's animal stars. Dave also returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, whose friends stage an intervention and take him to a rehab center. Also featuring a musical performance by Slum Village.</desc>
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    <title>Blackzilla - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dave invades Japan in the sci-fi-themed "Blackzilla" and stars in his own video game. Dave also offers up a look at the "Player Hater's Ball." Also featuring musical performer The Roots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020909 +0000" stop="20261008022759 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inner City Gang Wars - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at one of the world's greatest wars. He also examines R. Kelly's older videos to point out the future sex crimes that are indicated in the material. Also featuring another segment of "Ask a Black Dude" with Paul Mooney and a musical performance by GZA.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022759 +0000" stop="20261008024930 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fisticuffs - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Funkmaster Flex hires a rapper, played by Dave, who keeps repeating the same non-lyrical phrases over and over again. Dave visits a kid with cancer, but takes no mercy when he plays the kid at Playstation 2. Dave also buys a camera that has the power to see people's innermost thoughts. Also featuring music performer De La Soul.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024930 +0000" stop="20261008031101 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Spouses - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dave delves into what would happen if couples attempted "Trading Spouses" and introduces a new family-oriented form of marijuana which contains no THC. Also featuring musical guest Blackstar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031101 +0000" stop="20261008033240 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Racial Draft - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dave runs for office and offers a look at life in slow motion. Dave also plays Samuel L Jackson in a beer commercial, and co-commentates on the first-ever "Racial Draft."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033240 +0000" stop="20261008034932 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Niggar Family - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at what it would be like to have a black version of watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher. Paul Mooney plays "Negrodamus" and Dave plays Calvin, who gets a job at WacArnolds. Also featuring music performer DMX.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034932 +0000" stop="20261008041109 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White People Can't Dance - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Dave Chappelle examines the age-old myth about white people's inability to dance. Dave tries out a new sleep aid. The Three Daves: A retrospective look at Dave at age 18, 24 and 30.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041109 +0000" stop="20261008042930 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Hollywood Stories - Rick James - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dave unveils the Love Contract and offers up the True Hollywood Story of actor Charlie Murphy, along with musical guest Ludacris.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042930 +0000" stop="20261008044937 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Hollywood Stories - Prince - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Paul Mooney provides answers about the mysteries of life as "Negrodamus." "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story" focuses on Prince, as he takes to the basketball court. Also featuring musical guest Cee-Lo.</desc>
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    <title>I Know Black People - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Oprah's Baby Daddy - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Making Da Band - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Greatest Misses - S02E11</title>
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    <title>The Wayne Brady Show - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Black Bush - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Lost Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Coyote Piper - S03E09</title>
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    <title>We All Scream for Ice Cream - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Blinded by the Whitelighter - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Wrestling with Demons - S03E12</title>
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    <desc>When a shapeshifting warlock tricks Prue into a shot-gun wedding in order to steal the Book of Shadows, Phoebe and Piper are lured to the dark side and begin to enjoy their new evil powers.</desc>
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    <title>The Good, the Bad and the Cursed - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Just Harried - S03E15</title>
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    <title>Death Takes a Halliwell - S03E16</title>
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    <title>Pre-Witched - S03E17</title>
    <desc>While the sisters must deal with the possibility of being separated as the newlyweds plan to move out on their own, they recall a time before they knew they were the Charmed Ones, when the girls were coming to grips with the death of Grams and Phoebe's departure to New York.</desc>
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    <title>Sin Francisco - S03E18</title>
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    <title>Eli Marks; Krystal Ellis - S14E20</title>
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    <title>Shannon Sorensen; Kelly Torres - S14E21</title>
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    <title>Jennifer Howard; Dochele Marshall - S14E22</title>
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    <title>Nifa Bennett; Markel Weber - S15E01</title>
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    <title>Nikki Schultz; Tiffany Crawford - S15E02</title>
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    <title>Jess Allen; Jessica Sanders - S15E03</title>
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    <title>Larry White; Kristina Boll - S15E04</title>
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    <title>Eryn Shields; Mimi Barber - S15E05</title>
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    <title>Nicole Lombardi; Stephanie Valentine - S15E06</title>
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    <title>Ian Sutter; Richard Sharp - S15E07</title>
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    <title>A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff - S10E17</title>
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    <title>License to Hill - S10E18</title>
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    <title>Rich Man, Wood Man - S10E19</title>
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    <title>Smotherly Love - S10E20</title>
    <desc>Frasier wants Lilith to confront her overbearing mother and Rebecca wants Sam to make Norm pay his bar tab.</desc>
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    <title>Take Me Out of the Ball Game - S10E21</title>
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    <title>Rebecca's Lover... Not - S10E22</title>
    <desc>Rebecca looks forward to seeing her high school sweetheart, unaware of the changes in his life, and Sam starts a support group for owners of stolen Corvettes.</desc>
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    <title>Bar Wars VI: This Time it's for Real - S10E23</title>
    <desc>The new owner of Gary's Olde Towne Tavern lack a sense of humor and respond badly to Cheers' latest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Heeeeeere's... Cliffy! - S10E24</title>
    <desc>Norm tells Cliff a little white lie about Carson using Cliff's material on The Tonight Show, then regrets it when Cliff comes up with two tickets to Burbank. Meanwhile Sam and Woody install a satellite dish at Cheers.</desc>
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    <title>An Old-Fashioned Wedding (1) - S10E25</title>
    <desc>Woody and Kelly's wedding faces some funny obstacles, before and during the ceremony, including Sam's flirtation with a German guest who turns out to be married, the priest dying and Kelly's Uncle Roger having to perform the ceremony - but only if he is drunk, Rebecca having to ice the cake after insulting the kitchen staff, and Lilith having to sing to the guests in order to stop them, and Woody and Kelly, from finding out the disasters going on behind the scenes.</desc>
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    <title>An Old-Fashioned Wedding (2) - S10E26</title>
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    <title>The Little Match Girl - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Rebecca's smoking gets her into big trouble when she accidentally starts a fire in the bar, and blames it on faulty wiring.</desc>
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    <title>The Beer is Always Greener - S11E02</title>
    <desc>Carla is forced to clean up her act and behave nicely when she's forced to find another job while Cheers is being rebuilt. Woody's faith in Kelly is shaken when he learns they have religious differences.</desc>
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    <title>The King of Beers - S11E03</title>
    <desc>Norm's new job seems like a dream come true when he becomes a beer taster at a brewery. Rebecca finds she can't tear herself away from the bar's new slot machine.</desc>
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    <title>The Magnificent Six - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Henrí challenges Sam to a contest to see who's the bigger ladies' man. Rebecca resorts to desperate measures in her quest to quit smoking.</desc>
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    <title>Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Maggie returns to Cheers and Cliffie, this time claiming she's carrying his baby. Rebecca hires a hack songwriter to create a jingle for the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Teaching with the Enemy - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Rebecca spots Lilith with another man, and doesn't know whether to tell Frasier. Later, Lilith confesses to Frasier that she cheated on him - once. Frasier is devastated, and after he and Lilith talk about it, Frasier asks Lilith to tell her lover the affair is over. Lilith goes to see him - and then comes back saying she wants to leave Frasier. Meanwhile Sam hires a bouncer named Tiny, but can't bring himself to fire Tiny when nobody wants to go near him.</desc>
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    <title>The Girl in the Plastic Bubble - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Lilith informs Frasier that she wants to spend a year away from him, sealed in a biosphere with her lover. Frasier reacts to this like any trained psychiatrist - he steps onto the ledge of Melville's and threatens to jump if Lilith leaves him. Lilith and Sam manage to talk him down, but Lilith insists their marriage is over. Once Lilith has gone, Frasier's friends rally round in support of him.</desc>
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    <title>Ill Gotten Gaines - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Kelly's father is convinced that Woody has blackmail on his mind when Woody sees Mr. Gaines cheating on his wife. Rebecca plans to hold a Thanksgiving dinner at the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Carla tries to hide her feelings when John Hill has a heart attack. Cliff believes that Hitler has moved into his building.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy's Middle-Aged Girl - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Rebecca's father attempts to make her return with him to San Diego while Woody tries to exert his will over Kelly, to make her move her things to his apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 3: Virgilio Martínez - S03E06</title>
    <desc>At his restaurant Central, chef Virgilio Martinez creates visually stunning, edible ecosystems using obscure ingredients indigenous to his native Peru.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 4 (Pastry): Christina Tosi - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Christina Tosi's love of junk food serves as inspiration for her unconventional desserts, such as cereal-milk ice cream and "crack pie", served up at New York's popular Milk Bar.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 4 (Pastry): Corrado Assenza - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Corrado Assenza uses the best produce and dairy from his native Sicily to make some of Italy's finest gelati, granita and cannoli at his humble sweets shop in Noto.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 4 (Pastry): Jordi Roca - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Unexpected circumstances leave Jordi Roca in charge of desserts at his brothers' famous restaurant. His inventive creations go on to achieve critical acclaim in the culinary world.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 4 (Pastry): Will Goldfarb - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After finally achieving recognition in New York, Will Goldfarb suffers yet another setback and decides to relocate to tropical Bali half a world away to start anew.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 5: Cristina Martínez - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Cristina Martínez continues her family’s long tradition of barbacoa at her restaurant in Philadelphia. Her food has garnered widespread acclaim and given her the opportunity to become an advocate for undocumented immigrants.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 5: Musa Dağdeviren - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Musa Dağdeviren works to document and preserve regional cuisine in Turkey. He tries to keep the tradition alive by showcasing regional dishes at his restaurant Çiya in Istanbul.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 5: Bo Songvisava - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Bo Songvisava revives the near-forgotten flavors of authentic Thai cuisine at her sustainable restaurant in Bangkok.</desc>
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    <title>Vol. 5: Albert Adrià - S05E04</title>
    <desc>After two decades as the creative director of El Bulli, Albert Adrià continues to innovate with his “culinary amusement park”, a group of forward-thinking restaurants located in the same neighborhood of Barcelona.</desc>
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    <title>1:23:45 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Plant workers and firefighters put their lives on the line to control a catastrophic 1986 explosion at a Soviet nuclear power plant.</desc>
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    <title>Please Remain Calm - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With untold millions at risk after the Chernobyl explosion, nuclear physicist Ulana Khomyuk makes a desperate attempt to reach Valery Legasov, a leading Soviet nuclear physicist, and warn him about the threat of second explosion that could devastate the continent.</desc>
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    <title>Open Wide, O Earth - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lyudmilla Ignatenko, a Pripyat resident, ignores warning about her firefighter husband's contamination; Valery Legasov lays out a decontamination plan, complete with human risks.</desc>
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    <title>The Happiness of All Mankind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Valery Legasov and Soviet Deputy Prime Minister Boris Shcherbina consider using lunar rovers to remove radioactive debris. Ulana Khomyuk faces government hurdles in determining the truth about the cause of the explosion.</desc>
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    <title>Vichnaya Pamyat - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Valery Legasov, Boris Shcherbina and Ulana Khomyuk risk their lives and reputations to expose the truth about Chernobyl.</desc>
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    <title>1:23:45 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Plant workers and firefighters put their lives on the line to control a catastrophic 1986 explosion at a Soviet nuclear power plant.</desc>
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    <title>The Spanish Grant - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Hard Bargain - S02E19</title>
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    <title>The Broken Pledge - S02E20</title>
    <desc>An Indian uprising results when reporter Fay Kirby tries to interview Sitting Bull.</desc>
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    <title>Incident at Indian Springs - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A schoolmaster kills an outlaw. His reward: The school is besieged by the outlaw's brothers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040443 +0000" stop="20261008045337 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Conspirators - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clint Walker sings and dances as Cheyenne poses as an actor to expose a ring of Southern subversives.</desc>
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    <title>The Mutton Puncher - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne serves as the stake in a poker game---and a pretty rancher wins.</desc>
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    <title>Border Affair - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Sebastian Cabot and Erin O'Brien play an aging general and his unwilling bride.</desc>
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    <title>Devil's Canyon - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne guides a group of ruthless fortune hunters on a dangerous search for buried diamonds.</desc>
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    <title>Alee - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Today Was a Good Day - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Penetrate a Fraud - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Namaste Muthafucka - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Until Your Feet Leave the Ground - S02E18</title>
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    <title>A Dark Day (1) - S02E20</title>
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    <title>Real Never Waits - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Always - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Wow Me - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Just Drive the Truck - S03E03</title>
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  <programme start="20261008055723 +0000" stop="20261008064015 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apologies Are Dangerous - S03E04</title>
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    <title>The Nuclear Option - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Lock It Down - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Devil in Disguise - S03E15</title>
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    <title>An Inconvenient Truth - S03E16</title>
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    <title>This Is Now - S03E18</title>
    <desc>After a shooting occurs during a block party, the staff is overrun with victims; Dr. Choi devises a new mass casualty plan; Dr. Manning struggles to stay focused when she realizes her son and nanny might have been at the scene.</desc>
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    <title>Crisis of Confidence - S03E19</title>
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    <title>The Tipping Point - S03E20</title>
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Season Finale</desc>
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    <title>Be My Better Half - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Goodwin finds herself quickly clashing with the new hospital COO Gwen Garrett while April questions whether or not Ethan’s sister, Emily, is using again. Dr. Charles deals with his past actions.</desc>
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    <title>When to Let Go (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The doctors and nurses of Chicago Med find themselves on high alert when an overflow of patients are rushed into the doors following a terrifying apartment complex blaze. Dr. Rhodes fights to save the life of one of “Chicago Fire’s” own, while Dr. Halstead and his brother Jay struggle with their own personal battle. [Chicago Fire S07E02 Going to War (1)]  [Chicago P.D. S06E02 Endings (3)]</desc>
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    <title>Heavy Is the Head - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When a sick boy is brought in, Ethan is faced with a tough decision that quickly escalates into a complicated and dangerous situation. Connor and Maggie are put to the test, while Natalie and Ethan aren’t sure what to make of Elsa, the new third year medical student.</desc>
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    <title>Backed Against the Wall - S04E04</title>
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    <title>They'll Have to Go Through Me (3) - S02E07</title>
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(Nobody Touches Anything (1) Chicago Fire S03E07)
(Chicago Crossover (2) Law &amp; Order: SVU S16E07)</desc>
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    <title>Assignment of the Year - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Antonio continues his off-duty security job for Asher and Layla, Asher is killed. While they work the case, Halstead and Lindsay go undercover in a rather uncomfortable location. Kot shows up to ask Lindsay for an answer.</desc>
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    <title>Called In Dead (1) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A friend of Nadia’s leads the intelligence unit to a huge heroin bust. Unfortunately this bust results in Olinsky arriving home to find the suspects are holding his wife. Voight and the team think they’ve found a common thread with the suspects but it’s not who they think. Meanwhile Burgess and Roman are given an assignment where they get paired with a K-9 officer, Jenn Cassidy who is Roman’s former partner and girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Shouldn't Have Been Alone (2) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Burgess in the hospital after suffering gunshot wounds, the intelligence team is determined to find the people responsible. Lindsay delays her start on the federal task force so she can help with this case. Search of the house provides a lead and when a bomb is triggered a key suspect is found. Meanwhile the team takes turns watching over Burgess. Voight informs Burgess of a new opportunity that this affords her.</desc>
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    <title>We Don't Work Together Anymore - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Disco Bob - S02E12</title>
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    <title>A Little Devil Complex (2) - S02E13</title>
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(Three Bells (1) Chicago Fire S03E13)</desc>
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    <title>Erin's Mom - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bunny comes to Lindsay concerned about a suspicious repeat customer at her husband’s rental company. This lead brings Intelligence into a case which robbery-homicide has been working for months.</desc>
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    <title>What Do You Do - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Burgess begins to regret her recent decision to stay on the beat. While at a convenience store she sees some suspicious activity and pursues it without calling in for backup. It's a slow day in Intelligence as they spend their time receiving taser certification.</desc>
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    <title>What Puts You on That Ledge - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Commander Fischer updates Voight on a missing officer that Narcotics had deep undercover with a robbery crew. Antonio connected with one of the crew members years ago, so he's asked to reestablish contact to help them find the officer. Meanwhile, Roman and Burgess are dealing with a squatter situation and they enlist Chicago Fire's Mouch to help.</desc>
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    <title>Helicopter Aunt - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Diane studies for a corporate test while Daniel moves in with her and begins job hunting, leading to some unfortunate encounters with city wildlife.</desc>
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    <title>Ribs for Her Pleasure - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An unwanted senior citizen discount at Ribfest sends Diane on a quest to reassert her youth that runs into just one problem: she's getting older.</desc>
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    <title>Tailgate Jailgate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Diane and Bonnie's parents, Big Lou and Peg, fly in to tailgate at a Bears-Packers game, where a longstanding feud between rival families is reignited.</desc>
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    <title>Halloweener Circle - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hoping to score his first kiss, Daniel suits up for the Halloween costume party at Roscoe's Tavern, where Diane blabs a big secret about Gideon.</desc>
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    <title>Twenty-Six Point Tattoo - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mark overhears Bonnie saying he won't go the distance in the Chicago Marathon. Daniel is delayed in meeting the CEO of Kreativ Jus at the finish line.</desc>
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    <title>The Beefys - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Diane is thrilled to see the '85 Bears re-create the Super Bowl Shuffle at the Beefy Awards, but her son, Mikey, plans a dinner party for the same night.</desc>
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    <title>Emergency Contact - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, everyone has plans that don't involve Diane — until a glitchy voicemail has her panicked family searching hospitals to find her.</desc>
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    <title>Doppel Änger - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Diane seems to find a kindred soul in a new neighbor. Bonnie and Mark want to have a new baby, while Daniel is shocked while taking an art class.</desc>
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    <title>St. Patrick's Day - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Diane must wear a court-ordered breathalyzer bracelet, but it jeopardizes her living out one of her biggest dreams. Daniel's boss loses control.</desc>
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    <title>Go Scratch - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Swing and a Ms. - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Empire State of Mind - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Diane tries to find a way to cheer Daniel up, but they then get into a big fight. Mark goes to stay with Diane after he and Bonnie argue.</desc>
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    <title>Tits Up, Tits Out - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Diane wins a free mammogram and needs to see a specialist after the results, so Bonnie helps out. Daniel tries to overcome his anxiety over driving.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Balm - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Lotion Commotion - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Chicago Party Aunt - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Helicopter Aunt - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Diane studies for a corporate test while Daniel moves in with her and begins job hunting, leading to some unfortunate encounters with city wildlife.</desc>
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    <title>Ribs for Her Pleasure - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An unwanted senior citizen discount at Ribfest sends Diane on a quest to reassert her youth that runs into just one problem: she's getting older.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Tailgate Jailgate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Diane and Bonnie's parents, Big Lou and Peg, fly in to tailgate at a Bears-Packers game, where a longstanding feud between rival families is reignited.</desc>
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    <title>Police Pug Chip / Pumpkin Picking Chip - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Chip's School Trip / Big Sister Chip - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Chip's Baby Sister / After School Chip - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chip's new baby sister has come home; Chip wants to hold her for the first time. / Chip goes to the After School Club for the first time; all the new faces, noises and activities make Chip want to hide.</desc>
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    <title>Grandma Pug's Birthday / Puggy House Guest - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Chip plans a birthday party for Grandma Pug; Grandma brings an unexpected friend to the party. / Momma's friend Fernanda introduces the family to foosball; Chip struggles to win.</desc>
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    <title>Puggy's Butterfly / Itchy Chip - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Chip doesn't feel well, but she doesn't want to miss the class butterfly emerging from is chrysalis. / Chip gets creative trying stay busy and forget about her itchy spots.</desc>
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    <title>Back to School Chip / Chip's Big Bike Ride - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Chip's Puggy Spots are healing so she returns to school, but things changed while she was away. / Chip needs to learn ride a big bike so she can join Momma and baby Tot on a ride to Happyton Park.</desc>
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    <title>Chip, Meet Mrs. Whale - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The S.S. Drainpipe - S02E47</title>
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    <title>Zipper Come Home - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Puffed Rangers - S03E02</title>
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    <title>A Chorus Crime - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Catteries Not Included - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Dale Beside Himself - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Flash, the Wonder Dog - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Out to Launch - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Kiwi's Big Adventure - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Adventures in Squirrelsitting - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Pound of the Baskervilles - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Risky Beesness - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Three Men and a Booby - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Carpetsnaggers - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Bearing Up Baby - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Parental Discretion Retired - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When an old detective friend is falsely accused of stealing a priceless ruby, Chip and Dale decide to take on the task of solving the crime themselves, in this introduction to the series.</desc>
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    <title>Cry Wolf - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Crash Diet - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Rainy Day - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Crack-Up - S01E21</title>
    <desc>After Jon is injured in an accident, Ponch must partner with Sergeant Getraer.</desc>
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    <title>Flashback! - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A brash rookie patrolman causes Ponch to look back on his own early days as an officer.</desc>
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    <title>Peaks and Valleys - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Central gets a new mechanic, Harlan Arliss. Ponch and Jon are accused of improperly moving an accident victim. Jon meets an old friend who tries to convince him that there are better jobs out there than CHP officers.</desc>
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    <title>The Volunteers - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jon and Ponch must take on the dangerous assignment of escorting a convoy of trucks carrying hazardous chlorine gas.</desc>
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    <title>Family Crisis - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Disaster Squad - S02E04</title>
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    <title>For Sake's Sake - S12E13</title>
    <desc>Ostrich tenderloin appetizers are on the menu for the judges after a dramatic first round of cooking. And then, for creativity's sake, the chefs must work hard to make terrific entrees with sable fish and sake. When one of the final competitors uses a rolling pin to compress hot dog buns, the judges wonder what kind of dessert they will get.</desc>
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    <title>Chopping in a Winter Wonderland - S11E13</title>
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    <title>Bird in the Pan - S13E06</title>
    <desc>In the appetizer round, three out of the four chefs make a similar choice with a tricky basket ingredient: Will the fourth chef's different approach work in his favor? Then for the entrees, the competitors attempt to make delicious Cornish hen dishes, knowing that a nicely cooked bird in the pan could be worth a trip to the final round. And in the dessert round, neither the judges nor the chefs have any idea what to expect on the plates after a wild fiasco with the ice cream machine.</desc>
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    <title>Thirsty for Victory - S13E07</title>
    <desc>Appetizer: lump crabmeat and ice cream cones Entree:  a sports drink. Dessert: carob syrup and spaghetti squash.</desc>
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    <title>Trout Bout - S13E08</title>
    <desc>With brook trout in the first basket, the chefs try to reel the judges in with some amazing appetizers. Then candy and kale in the entree round keep the chefs' creativity on overdrive. And as the finalists attempt to make sesame seed buns into tasty desserts, they make some intriguing choices.</desc>
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    <title>Leftovers Overload - S14E01</title>
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    <title>Chopped Champions: Part 1 - S14E02</title>
    <desc>Four champions return to try to win a chance to compete for the $50,000 grand prize, and the baskets are far from simple. Hating haggis will get the champs nowhere in the first round, where they must find creative approaches to the much-maligned meat dish in order to pass the judges' scrutiny. Then in the entree round, sweet dough and an unnerving protein put the pressure on the competitors. And with unripe plantains in the final basket, the kitchen is rife with creativity. Both finalists pull from the pantry to make innovative wrapped dessert, but how will the competition wrap up?</desc>
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    <title>Chopped Champions: Part 2 - S14E03</title>
    <desc>Vying for one of three remaining spots in the Chopped Champions $50,000 grand finale, four returning chefs open the first basket to find a seafood delicacy and a traditional holiday food/gift. In the second round, a slip of the knife threatens to slow one champion down, as the chefs put together entrees using peanut butter and jelly ... and squab. Then, with just two chefs left fighting in the dessert round, patience might be the most important ingredient, as one competitor seems overly eager to take his baked concoction out of the oven.</desc>
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    <title>Chopped Champions: Part 3 - S14E04</title>
    <desc>With just two spots left in the tournament's $50,000 grand finale, four winners return to try to beat the odds and be victorious again. As time runs out in the first round, one chef struggles to get every ingredient onto every plate of his smoked eel appetizer: Will he do it? The champs leap into an entree round, featuring frog legs and gin. Two very different styles are represented in the dessert round, featuring araucana eggs and coconut macaroons, leaving the judges with a complex final decision to work out.</desc>
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    <title>Chopped Champions: Part 4 - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Four chefs vie for the last remaining place in the $50,000 Chopped Champions contest. Appetizer: sour apple martini mix. Entree: an imposing cut of meat and a sweet wine. Dessert: two very different treats made from corn nut and Marashino cherry desserts.</desc>
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    <title>Hecho en the Chopped Kitchen - S13E10</title>
    <desc>The chefs open the appetizer basket and find exciting ingredients from Mexico, including pigs' feet and tres leches cake. Then the chefs are presented with a second basket of surprises from South of the Border, including goat chops. And one chef sees the chance of a carefree round literally go up in flames when a pan gets much too hot. Nothing is yucky about yucca and coconuts. But when one of the finalists runs into all sorts of trouble getting through the round, will the judges like the end results?</desc>
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    <title>The B.L.T.'s - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Chowder must pass the upcoming "Basic Learning Test" (B.L.T.'s) or he can't cook anymore, Mung Daal is forced to take matters into his own hands and attempt to stop the test.</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Truffles - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Truffles gets a new voice after Mung Daal tells her that her old one scares customers away. However, her new voice is so relaxed and non-threatening, so Chowder, Mung Daal, and Shnitzel no longer take her seriously and become feral primitives, leaving Truffles to decide between her new voice and her old one.</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Theater - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal's Catering Company has a mystery-themed theater show called "Who dunit? T'was not me: A romp in the glorious world of barber shop" in order to earn more money, but Chowder thinks that the play is real events and that Gazpacho will act out the play in real-life as Baron Von Bon Bon and kill the others. Chowder is then forced to go to Gorgonzola and Ceviché's help in order to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>Big Ball - S02E21</title>
    <desc>While catering at a special sports event, Truffles and Mung argue about the rules of the game, resulting in the two competing in the games.
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    <title>The Brain Freeze - S02E22</title>
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    <title>The Snail Car - S02E23</title>
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    <title>The Lollistops - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Chowder wrecks his teeth so he can go to his dentist, who gives out delicious "lollistops".</desc>
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    <title>Endive's Dirty Secret - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Mung (and eventually everyone in town) blackmails Ms. Endive with an embarrassing picture to gain access to her pool.</desc>
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    <title>Big Food - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal, Chowder and Shnitzel go on a camping trip, where Chowder attempts to prove Mung that legendary Big Food exists.</desc>
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    <title>Paint the Town - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Chowder paints his own world after discovering a blank-canvas dimension behind his bedroom.</desc>
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    <title>The Blackout - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Chowder and Gorgonzola must restore power to the city after a blackout occurs.</desc>
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    <title>The Dice Cycle - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Chowder breaks Mung's dice cycle and blames it on Ceviche under Gazpacho's command.</desc>
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    <title>The Chain Recipe - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Mung get cursed for 100 years after refusing to make a chain recipe.</desc>
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    <title>The Garden - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After Truffles makes the plants grow with her voice, Chowder becomes her apprentice. But that leaves Mung heartbroken and now he'll do anything to win Chowder back.</desc>
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    <title>Sheboodles! - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Longing for a companion, Miss Endive cooks a man-dish for a date. Unfortunately she doesn't bake it 100% complete and as a result gets stuck with a repulsive-looking man named Todd with a catchphrase, sheboodles. Things go worse for Endive once everyone starts to like Todd.</desc>
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    <title>Gazpacho Moves In - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Not From Around Here - S06E09</title>
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    <title>Frostini's True Calling - S06E05</title>
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    <title>Chug Patrol, Out of Control - S06E16</title>
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    <title>Wild Safari Park - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Glow Koko - S06E08</title>
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    <title>It's Not Easy Being Clean - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Wilson looks shiny and new after his trip to the Chug Wash and the other trainees are impressed - but everyone knows he's a magnet for a mess!</desc>
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    <title>Monkey Sitting - S06E21</title>
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    <title>Wilson's Wag-A-Lag-On - S06E11</title>
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    <title>3 Ways of the Track - S06E17</title>
    <desc>With guidance from the ever-wise Hanzo, an easily flustered Tai must learn how to remain focused, calm and balanced, while on the job!</desc>
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    <title>The Fast, The Strong &amp; The Wilson - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Wilson goes for the gold to find out what he's best at as all of Chuggington is celebrating and competing in the Chuggington Games!</desc>
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    <title>Chuggington Noir - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Chuggington is left in the dark when the lighthouse at the docks mysteriously goes out! But, where there's a mystery afoot, Detective Brewster is on the case!</desc>
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    <desc>Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? A plane? No, it's Space Chuggers! Adventure ensues when the trainees think they are being visited by Chuggers from outer space.</desc>
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    <title>Tai Tracks - S06E22</title>
    <desc>New to Chuggington, Tai must navigate her way around town to make an important delivery on time! With help from her new friends, she just might get the job done!</desc>
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    <title>Action Chugger's Day Off - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Being a super chugger is hard work! But when given a well deserved day off, Action Chugger has a hard time relaxing! Can the trainees get Action Chugger to finally rest his wheels?</desc>
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    <title>The Old Fashioned Way - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Koko has Old Puffer Pete feeling like his old ways are methodical and too slow. Does Old Puffer Pete have what it takes to save the day when new technology is put to the test?</desc>
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    <title>Out in the Cold - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a snow storm comes to Chuggington, Wilson and Brewster get caught out in the cold and must work together to make their way home.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Coach Koko - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Koko's confidence is shaken after she gets in an accident. Scared and second guessing herself, can she regain her speed in time to save Wilson and Brewster from trouble?</desc>
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    <title>The Royal Chugger - S06E30</title>
    <desc>When Wilson finds out he's the first of his kind, his friends deem him "Chuggington Royalty"—a title that quickly goes to his engine!</desc>
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    <title>Chug Patrol: Mission Thunder - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Chug Patrol is always in control, but when a thunder storm hits Chuggington, Wilson can't control his fear! Wilson must face his fears and weather the storm to help a friend.</desc>
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    <title>Brewster's Greatest Gift - S06E24</title>
    <desc>With Hodge’s radiator broken and no way to order another one, Brewster turns out to be the only one that can help by making a brave decision.</desc>
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    <title>Imagine That - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Tai and the trainees learn that with a little imagination any ordinary job can be extraordinary.</desc>
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    <title>The Spooky Chugger - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Rattling Rivets! The Spooky Chugger has returned! With unexplained happenings around Chuggington, the trainees are convinced the tracks are haunted.</desc>
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    <title>Alia's University - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan has to drop his daughter Alia off for her first day at university - in Scotland. Mrs Khan wants the whole family to come, so Mr Khan has to find a way to get the whole lot of them from Sparkhill to Glasgow. When the car breaks down, he is forced to improvise alternative travel arrangements, which gives them all plenty of time to reminisce about Alia's early years.</desc>
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    <title>Khan's Niece - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre. Mr Khan is convinced his fun day with a bouncy Mosque and 'pin the beard on the Imam' stall will be far more popular than Dave's Women in Islam event. But he forgets that he'd agreed to look after his wayward niece Shabana. Mr Khan is forced to take the stroppy teenager to Muslim Day with him and, to top it all off, Dave has managed to invite Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, whom Khan is desperate to impress.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Venue - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Khan family are preparing for Shazia's wedding - has Mr Khan booked the mosque?</desc>
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    <title>Naani's Shopping Trip - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan's plan to attend the Sparkhill Business Association goes awry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021457 +0000" stop="20261008024316 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Holiday - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan is reluctant to dip into the rainy day fund to finance a holiday.</desc>
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    <title>Amjad's Promotion - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the mosque.</desc>
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    <title>The Cricket Match - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Mrs Khan require calm for a prayer meeting but Mr Khan's plans may cause problems.</desc>
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    <title>The Khan's Anniversary - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Mrs Khan suggests inviting the Parvez family to the wedding, Mr Khan has a dilemma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040533 +0000" stop="20261008043433 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alia's College - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan's day off from being a 'busy' leader is interrupted when Alia fails her exams.</desc>
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    <title>Naani's Day Out - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan's plans to join the committee are threatened by the arrival of his mother-in-law.</desc>
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    <title>Amjad's Health Check - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan wants to go to the mosque to meet the local MP.</desc>
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    <title>Fasting - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The imam at the mosque calls a special fast and Mr Khan uses it to compete with Dave.</desc>
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    <title>Shazia's Gym Visit - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Shazia and Amjad are going up in the world; they have got a trial day at an exclusive gym.</desc>
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    <title>The Makeover - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mrs Khan has a makeover and Mr Khan wants a starring role in a video Dave is making.</desc>
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    <title>Naani's Return - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When the family arrives back from a trip to Pakistan with Mr Khan's mother-in-law in tow, Mr Khan is lumbered with looking after her. Then a miracle happens - she announces she wants to move into a home. When Sam - the head of a local care centre - arrives, Mr Khan is over-the-moon. That is, until he discovers the mother-in-law may be worth some money. With the help of son-in-law-to-be Amjad, a ridiculous disguise and a spying mission, Mr Khan tries to stop Naani moving out at all costs.</desc>
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    <title>The In-Laws - S03E02</title>
    <desc>With Shazia and Amjad's wedding fast approaching, the Khans invite the Maliks to dinner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000925 +0000" stop="20261008011258 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simply Murder (1863) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The nightmarish Union disaster at Fredericksburg comes to two climaxes that spring: at Chancellorsville in May, where Lee wins his most brilliant victory but loses Stonewall Jackson; and at Vicksburg, where Grant's attempts to take the city by siege are stopped. During the episode we learn of fierce Northern opposition to Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation, the miseries of regimental life and the increasing desperation of the Confederate homefront. As the episode ends, Lee decides to invade the North again to draw Grant's forces away from Vicksburg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011258 +0000" stop="20261008025003 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Universe of Battle (1863) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>This episode opens with a dramatic account of the turning point of war: the Battle of Gettysburg, the greatest ever fought in the Western Hemisphere. For three days 150,000 men will fight to the death in the Pennsylvania countryside, culminating in Pickett's legendary charge. This extended episode then goes on to chronicle the fall of Vicksburg, the New York draft riots, the first use of black troops, and the western battles at Chickamauga, Georgia and Chattanooga, Tennessee. The episode closes with the dedication of a new Union cemetery at Gettysburg in November, where Abraham Lincoln struggles to put into words what is happening to his people.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Valley of the Shadow of Death (1864) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Episode six begins with a biographical comparison of Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee and then chronicles the extraordinary series of battles that pitted the two generals against each other from the wilderness to Petersburg in Virginia. In 30 days, the two armies lose more men than both sides have lost in three years of war. With Grant and Lee finally deadlocked at Petersburg, we visit the ghastly hospitals north and south and follow General Sherman's Atlanta campaign through the mountains of north Georgia. As the horrendous casualty lists increase, Lincoln's chances for re-election begin to dim, and with them the possibility of Union victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035913 +0000" stop="20261008051245 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Most Hallowed Ground (1864) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with the presidential election of 1864 that sets Abraham Lincoln against his old commanding general, George McClellan. The stakes are nothing less than the survival of the Union itself: with Grant and Sherman stalled at Petersburg and Atlanta, opinion in the North has turned strongly against the war. But 11th-hour victories at Mobile Bay, Atlanta, and the Shenandoah Valley tilt the election to Lincoln and the Confederacy's last hope for independence dies. In an ironic twist, poignantly typical of the Civil War, Lee's Arlington mansion is turned into a Union military hospital and the estate becomes Arlington National Cemetery, the Union's most hallowed ground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051245 +0000" stop="20261008062116 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is All Hell (1865) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with William Tecumseh Sherman's brilliant march to the sea, which brings the war to the heart of Georgia and the Carolinas and spells the end of the Confederacy. In March, following Lincoln's second inauguration, first Petersburg and then Richmond finally fall to Grant's army. Lee's tattered Army of Northern Virginia flees westward towards a tiny crossroads town called Appomattox Court House. There the dramatic and deeply moving surrender of Lee to Grant takes place. The episode ends in Washington where John Wilkes Booth begins to dream of vengeance for the South.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062116 +0000" stop="20261008073131 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Better Angels of Our Nature (1865) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>This extraordinary final episode of The Civil War begins in the bittersweet aftermath of Lee's surrender and then goes on to narrate the horrendous events of five days later when, on April 14, Lincoln is assassinated. After chronicling Lincoln's poignant funeral, the series recounts the final days of the war, the capture of John Wilkes Booth and the fates of the Civil War's major protagonists.
The episode then considers the consequences and meaning of a war that transformed the country from a collection of states to the nation we are today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000752 +0000" stop="20261008002930 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y Tu Junior Tambien - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Junior starts dating a very attractive young lady, Cleveland gets green with envy and suspicious of her motives. When things start to get too serious between the two young lovers, Cleveland suspects that the young woman is using Junior to get a green card.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002930 +0000" stop="20261008005113 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes El Neighborhood - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After getting into several cultural misunderstandings with his popular new Latina neighbor, Cleveland tries to make amends by showing her his knowledge of her culture but gets into a bind when he offers to babysit her son and then loses him.</desc>
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    <title>Dancing with the Stools - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Determined to claim the first place trophy at the annual "Dancing with the Stools" ballroom dance competition, Donna recruits Cleveland Jr. to be her partner. But their hopes of taking home the big prize miss a beat when Cleveland Jr. professes his love for Donna – just moments before their well-rehearsed routine. Meanwhile, Roberta babysits Rallo for a week, and learns that domestic responsibilities are not as easy as they seem.</desc>
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    <title>Brown Magic - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Excited to spend quality father-stepson bonding time with Rallo, Cleveland takes Rallo to his very first magic show, where they get hired to be the opening act. Thanks to Rallo’s sharp wit in the role of the puppet, Cleveland and Rallo’s ventriloquist act becomes a hit. As their act gets rave reviews by fans and ventriloquist critic Graham Kensington (guest voice Bryan Cranston), Rallo grows tired of Cleveland taking all the credit for their success. Not one to be taken for a dummy, Rallo proves that he is the heart of their comedic act.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013439 +0000" stop="20261008015625 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Til Deaf - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Donna has a midlife crisis, Cleveland must come up with a clever way to sneak off with his buddies on a hunting trip without her finding out. But a hunting accident leaves Cleveland slightly deaf, and his scheme to agree to all of Donna’s ideas backfires when she makes a drastic life change and decides to go back to school.</desc>
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    <title>Das Shrimp Boot - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Cleveland relies on energy supplements to keep himself awake in order to work overtime and earn enough vacation time to go on a Spring Break cruise with his family. But when his energy pill addiction forces him into rehab and his desperate attempt to escape to the cruise liner goes wrong, he finds himself held hostage by pirates threatening the safety of those aboard the ship, including his own family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021808 +0000" stop="20261008023951 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>March Dadness - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Rallo's viewing of Tim Gunn's reality show is interrupted when Cleveland decides to watch the college basketball tournament with Freight Train, but he quickly becomes frustrated when Freight Train enjoys spending quality bonding time with Cleveland Jr. instead. Once Cleveland learns the real reason behind Freight Train's cold attitude, he is determined to find a new father figure and goes head-to-head against his dad and Cleveland Jr. in the two-man golf tournament. Meanwhile, Rallo purchases a fancy sports car, but his speedy ride with his buddies takes a dangerous drive off-course.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023951 +0000" stop="20261008030134 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Men in Me - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Cleveland is labeled "The Whitest Man in America" after he wins a dance competition for the chance to attend a pop sensation's concert. Unable to shake off his new reputation, Cleveland is determined to understand his roots and where he came from. Everything starts to make sense when he is reunited with his former nanny Barbara, a high class woman with a taste for refined culture. But even though Cleveland's nanny influenced many of his interests growing up, Cleveland finally learns that happiness comes from being comfortable in your own skin.</desc>
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    <title>Frapp Attack! - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Donna gets jealous of Cleveland getting too close to a female co-worker, then a music video made from his workplace shenanigans goes viral and attracts the attention of a big music producer. In the process, the producer get attracted to Donna, making Cleveland the jealous one.</desc>
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    <title>American Prankster - S03E17</title>
    <desc>One of Rallo’s pranks goes too far and gets Cleveland Jr. kicked out of the scouts. So Cleveland takes matters into his own hands, and threatens to send Rallo to juvenile detention.</desc>
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    <title>B.M.O.C. - S03E18</title>
    <desc>While looking for a college for Roberta, Cleveland returns to his alma mater during Homecoming to relive the old days, but things don't go as he had planned when his former fraternity gives him the cold shoulder.

Meanwhile Rallo helps Cleveland Junior sleep without his stuffed Tiger, Larry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040639 +0000" stop="20261008042822 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jesus Walks - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After Cleveland Junior falls for Vanessa (guest voice Fergie), a girl in the church choir, he volunteers for a church trip but gets called out by his friend Hunter (guest voice Criss).

Meanwhile, Donna's ex-boyfriend returns home from Iraq only to discover she is married.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042822 +0000" stop="20261008045006 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flush of Genius - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Cleveland Jr. loses respect for his father when Cleveland falls off the toilet and gets a concussion. Rallo is finally tall enough to ride his favorite roller coaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045006 +0000" stop="20261008051149 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Drama - S03E21</title>
    <desc>A sad Mother's Day looms for Donna because she's estranged from her own mom, whom she hasn't seen in years, so Cleveland hires an actress to play her. But then he runs into Donna's real mother and makes one last effort to reunite them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051149 +0000" stop="20261008053332 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All You Can Eat - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Season 3 finale: Roberta gives Jr. a makeover, and his new look gives him the confidence to approach a girl he has fancied. She mistakes him for a female, but that's not the end of their relationship. Meanwhile, Cleveland gets into a snack-food fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053332 +0000" stop="20261008055511 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From Goochland - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cleveland and the gang head to their rival high school for an annual football game; Donna's sexy Halloween costume lands her in trouble with the police.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055511 +0000" stop="20261008061654 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menace II Secret Society - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cleveland confronts Kenny West about not sharing credit on the hit song they created together and discovers a secret hip-hop society; Cleveland Jr. starts a polka band.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061654 +0000" stop="20261008063837 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A General Thanksgiving Episode - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Holt uses Rallo to pick up women; Cleveland opens a pub at the airport; Holt and his father must help drunken Cleveland land the plane he is flying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063837 +0000" stop="20261008070015 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkey Pot Die - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cleveland takes Junior to a turkey farm to kill Thanksgiving dinner, but instead, they try to free the birds; Rallo and Donna build a parade float.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070015 +0000" stop="20261008072153 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When Donna decides she wants another baby, Cleveland realizes he must keep his vasectomy a secret; Rallo gets the lead role in a community production of "Annie."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072153 +0000" stop="20261008074332 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Cleveland pretends to be homeless when he discovers that the food served at a local shelter is better than it is at home; Roberta is hired to be a Christmas elf in a store owned by a man who makes Santa's helpers wear sexy outfits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001129 +0000" stop="20261008010212 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Son - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ethan Brewer lost his father and so much more. But as he fights to restore his dad's reputation, has he found an online friend -or something else?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010212 +0000" stop="20261008014846 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Answer - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As the police and the Brewer family piece more of the case together, questions linger about who created Nick's virtual life and ended his actual one.</desc>
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    <title>The Sister - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pia Brewer races to find Nick when he appears in an online video, bloodied and holding a sign that reads: "At 5 Million views I die."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023303 +0000" stop="20261008032312 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After connecting with Pia online, Detective Roshan Amiri finds himself embroiled in her brother's case while facing resistance within his own ranks.</desc>
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    <title>The Wife - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Big revelations raise questions about Sophie and Nick's marriage, and Sophie herself gets more stunning news from a stranger. Amiri questions a suspect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041242 +0000" stop="20261008045605 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mistress - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Emma Beesly arrives in Oakland to grieve and help set the record straight, but her presence only deepens the mystery around Nick's secret life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045605 +0000" stop="20261008053954 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reporter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Reporter Ben Park will do anything for a big headline. But with Nick's case, he soon finds that his cutthroat tactics cut both ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053954 +0000" stop="20261008063322 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brother - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With the truth now out about Sarah Oxley, focus shifts to her brother, Simon, questions arise about how far a grieving, protective brother would go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063322 +0000" stop="20261008072405 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Son - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ethan Brewer lost his father and so much more. But as he fights to restore his dad's reputation, has he found an online friend -or something else?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000625 +0000" stop="20261008001920 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bunny in a Haystack - S01E48</title>
    <desc>When Emily brings home the class bunny, Clifford, Cleo and T-bone learn what a big responsibility it is to take care of a pet!</desc>
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    <title>Clothes Don't Make the Dog - S01E49</title>
    <desc>T-bone gets a new sweater, but when Mac teases him about it he gets too embarrassed to wear it. He soon learns that it's not what you wear that makes others like you.</desc>
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    <title>Short-Changed - S01E50</title>
    <desc>When family friend Skyscraper Jackson comes to visit, Emily worries that Clifford prefers the attentions of a super-tall basketball player to the attentions of a short little girl. But Emily soon learns that love comes in all sizes.</desc>
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    <title>The Kibble Crook - S01E51</title>
    <desc>T-bone can't resist sneaking a bite – well, okay the whole bowl – of Cleo's new dog food. When Cleo gets upset, T-bone blames it on another dog and sends our fearless friends on a wild goose chase. But T-bone ultimately confesses that there is no other dog, and he learns that he must take responsibility for his own mistakes.</desc>
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    <title>Screaming for Ice Cream - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Charley and Emily Elizabeth find themselves up to their elbows in ice cream when Charley takes it upon himself to serve ice cream while his father is at a Doctor's appointment. Charley learns that there are some responsibilities kids should not attempt to shoulder without the help of an adult.</desc>
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    <title>New Dog in Town - S01E53</title>
    <desc>In a heartwarming flashback story, we learn how Clifford's enormous size frightened T-bone when they met for the first time. T-bone learns that "you can't judge a book by it's cover" – and friends come in all shapes and sizes.</desc>
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    <title>Get Well - S01E54</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth comes down with a bad cold and Clifford and friends want to help her feel better. Using their imaginations, creativity, and the resources around them, they create a card, collect flowers and fashion a small gift. When they present their offerings to Emily Elizabeth, it is obvious they have succeeded in making her feel cared for and loved. The dogs learn that it's the thought behind a gift that matters most.</desc>
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    <title>Babysitter Blues - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bleakman is ready for a quiet relaxing weekend of oil painting. But a monkey wrench is thrown in the works when he is asked to babysit Clifford for the day. Mr. Bleakman struggles to find a way to keep Clifford out of his way, but soon discovers that the big, red dog has much to teach him about being spontaneous and having fun!</desc>
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    <title>Saturday Morning - S01E56</title>
    <desc>When T-bone's "special Saturday time" with Sheriff Lewis doesn't turn out the way he expected one week, he goes on a quest to see how others spend their Saturdays. He learns that there are many different ways to spend time with the people you love.</desc>
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    <title>Best Paw Forward - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Cement is being poured at the new Birdwell Island recreation center and the kids and dogs are invited to leave their handprints in the cement. But it is quickly discovered that Clifford's paw print is just too big to stay! Seeing Clifford's disappointment, his friends work together to find a way to include Clifford – and everyone's delighted when Clifford's paw print becomes the new wading pool for the very young children of Birdwell Island.</desc>
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    <title>Then Came Bob - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Vaz babysits for Bob - a cute, but not very well-behaved little dog that Dr. Dihn recently acquired from the dog pound. This little mischief-maker is very good at getting into trouble – and causing Clifford to get the blame! Several people think Clifford has suddenly developed some very bad habits – but Emily Elizabeth never doubts her big dog for a minute. The truth about Bob finally comes out and Clifford receives apologies from all his doubters.</desc>
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    <title>Friends, Morning, Noon, and Night - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Cleo and Clifford are excited to learn that Cleo will be Clifford's houseguest for a weekend while her house is being painted! But soon Cleo is filling Clifford's doghouse with her stuff, taking over his bed, and butting in on his time alone with Emily Elizabeth. It takes time, but Cleo eventually learns that being a good houseguest means respecting the needs of your host.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024110 +0000" stop="20261008025405 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Bleakman's Special Day - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bleakman appears to the dogs to be particularly grumpy one day. At first they are upset with him, but then they overhear Mrs. Howard say that sometimes a grumpy attitude can be changed through acts of kindness. This inspires the dogs to perform a series of "secret good deeds" to see if they can turn Mr. Bleakman's frown into a smile. They are surprised to learn that performing kind acts makes them feel much better too!</desc>
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    <title>Doggie Garden - S01E61</title>
    <desc>It's "Keep Birdwell Beautiful" month and the kids are doing their part by planting a flower garden. Seeing this, the dogs decide to create a doggie flower garden of their own. But when Cleo hears that "almost anything grows" in Birdwell Island soil, she decides she'd much rather grow a garden full of dog toys! She soon learns, however, that working alone for a selfish end is not nearly as rewarding as working together for the whole community.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030700 +0000" stop="20261008031955 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Birdwell's Treasure - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Clifford and his dog friends find the long-lost trunk of Captain Birdwell, filled with wonderful items brought to the Island by the explorer long ago. But through a misunderstanding, Jetta is given credit for the discovery. She knows that telling the truth is the right thing to do, but she can't resist the promise of a gold medal award. It doesn't take long for her to realize, however, that awards don't give much pleasure when they're not deserved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031955 +0000" stop="20261008033251 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Doghouse - S01E63</title>
    <desc>In this flashback episode we see some of the challenges the Howards faced when they arrived on Birdwell Island with a very big red dog! Where will Clifford live? How will they feed him? What will they use as his water dish? The folks of Birdwell Island work together to help the new arrivals solve their dilemmas, forging strong new friendships in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033251 +0000" stop="20261008034546 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Promises, Promises - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Jetta and Emily Elizabeth make plans to spend Saturday at the beach together, but Jetta breaks the play date when a "better offer" from an older girl comes along. However, when the older girl calls and cancels on Jetta, Jetta finally understands how Emily Elizabeth must have felt. She now realizes that being a good friend means keeping a promise.</desc>
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    <title>Clifford's Hiccups - S01E65</title>
    <desc>Clifford gets a bad case of the hiccups – and that's a real problem with a dog the size of Clifford! His dog friends work together to come up with various remedies for Clifford. They are not successful and the hiccups eventually go away on their own. But Clifford expresses to his friends how good it feels to know they care so much about him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035841 +0000" stop="20261008041136 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's My Party - S01E66</title>
    <desc>When Jetta throws a "movie-watching" party, she expects everyone to do things her way – which in this case means watching home-movies of herself. The other kids try their best, but are soon bored and take a vote to go outside and make their own movie with Vaz's movie camera. Jetta is encouraged to join them, but stubbornly refuses. But she soon learns that it's more fun to play when everyone has a voice in deciding what to do together.</desc>
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    <title>Clifford Cleans His Room - S01E67</title>
    <desc>Clifford's good friends come over to help him clean out his doghouse, determined to get rid of all the old "junk" he no longer uses. But before long Clifford realizes that each item holds a special memory and can't be parted with. Mac thinks this is nonsense, until he is reminded of a memory in which he was included. He then understands, along with Clifford, that one dog's "junk" can be another dog's treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042432 +0000" stop="20261008043726 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Makes Four - S01E68</title>
    <desc>Jetta gets a new baby brother and at first is extremely proud to be a big sister. But when she realizes this means she will now have to share the spotlight with the baby, she goes all out to get back her position as the "center of attention." She eventually learns, however, that being a good "big sister" is far more rewarding than being the "star of the show."</desc>
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    <title>Jetta's Tall Tale - S01E69</title>
    <desc>Jetta feels a twinge of jealousy when the other children make a fuss over mily Elizabeth's wonderful big pet Clifford, so she blurts out a story about her own wonderful big pet – a huge parrot named Lulu. But the little lie quickly grows into a big mess, forcing Jetta to dress Clifford up as a bird to keep the lie from being exposed. Her conscience finally makes her do the right thing and she apologizes for having created the lie in the first place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045021 +0000" stop="20261008050316 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Fetch - S01E70</title>
    <desc>Vaz is new at being a paperboy and is struggling with getting the papers onto people's doorsteps. Cleo steps in and discovers that she can earn treats by helping out! She recruits Clifford and T-bone and together they enjoy helping Vaz out – and getting treats. But before long Cleo has forgotten about the "helping out" part and is only concerned with getting treats. Clifford and T-bone help her rediscover that helping for its own sake is its own reward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050316 +0000" stop="20261008051612 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potluck Party Pooper - S01E71</title>
    <desc>The Howards are having a party and everyone they know will be attending. Everyone but Mr. Bleakman, that is. The old "party pooper" insists that he'd rather stay home and do his usual Saturday afternoon routine. But Clifford and Emily Elizabeth and her friends won't give up on trying to convince Mr. Bleakman that trying something new can be fun! Finally they are able to convince him to join them and a great time is had by all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051612 +0000" stop="20261008052908 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Gift - S01E72</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth believes she has the perfect gift for her mother's birthday. She plans to spend the entire afternoon with her mother and the reading of a poem written just for her mom. Charley agrees that the gift is perfect, but Jetta has other ideas. Emily Elizabeth agrees to at least try some of Jetta's ideas. But in the end she realizes that the gift she created from her heart really is the best gift.</desc>
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    <title>Two's Company - S01E73</title>
    <desc>All of the dogs are so excited that their old friend K.C. is back on the island for a couple of days. Cleo, however, is particularly excited and focuses all of her attention on him – at the expense of ignoring T-bone and Clifford. She discovers that being a good friend means you should be kind and considerate to all your friends and not take any of them for granted.</desc>
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    <title>Fair Weather Friend - S01E74</title>
    <desc>Mac is particularly disappointed when rainy weather threatens to ruin the upcoming Back-To-School Barbecue held every year at Jetta's house. The other dogs, seeing his disappointment, vow to find a way to stop the rain from falling. It doesn't take long for them to realize that you can't change the weather. But Mac's disappointment is replaced with delight that his friends would go to such lengths to try and help him.</desc>
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    <title>Topsy Turvy Day - S01E75</title>
    <desc>Jetta and Emily trade dogs for the Island's annual Topsy Turvy Day, a day when everything gets turned around. Jetta learns that being kind and thoughtful gets you a lot farther than being bossy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060754 +0000" stop="20261008062049 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clifford's Charm School - S01E76</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Bleakman is having a very special party for her book club members and Cleo and Mac convince Clifford that his regular good manners won't be good enough for the event. Clifford believes he is just fine the way he is, but Cleo and Mac insist on teaching him some special "fancy" manners. In the end, Clifford decides to just be himself – and ends up saving the party by providing shade for Mrs. Bleakman's guests.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062049 +0000" stop="20261008063345 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forgive &amp; Forget - S01E77</title>
    <desc>When Clifford forgets a play date, Cleo gets really upset. After all, she would never do that to a friend. Cleo won't even accept Clifford's apologies. But T-bone points out to Cleo that maybe she is the one who isn't being a good friend. After all, Clifford did apologize – and a good friend would never hold a grudge. Cleo learns that good friends forgive (and forget!).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063345 +0000" stop="20261008064641 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mimi's Back in Town - S01E78</title>
    <desc>T-Bone really likes Mimi, the little brown poodle that visits the Island on occasion. T-Bone is very excited to hear she's coming back again! But when Cleo starts teasing him about how much he likes Mimi, T-Bone feels embarrassed and uncomfortable. He finally confronts Cleo about it and Cleo learns that teasing can be anything that makes someone feel uncomfortable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064641 +0000" stop="20261008071206 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Snow Lie - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Cleo pretends to hurt her paw so she won't have to embarrass herself on the ice rink.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071206 +0000" stop="20261008073730 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Need - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jetta insists on taking on a big job so she can be the "hero", but soon learns that it's okay to graciously accept help when it is needed and offered by good friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002000 +0000" stop="20261008004607 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Cool / Socks &amp; Snooze - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On a hot day, Emily Elizabeth's regular babysitter comes because Mrs. Howard has to work at the library. He wants to stay outside and watch television, but Emily Elizabeth wants to have fun playing in the sprinkler outside. Evan is lured outside by the prospect of impressing a cute girl, but he spends so much time trying to impress her that he doesn't pay any attention to what Emily Elizabeth or puppy Clifford want to do. After his attempts at impressing the girl fail, he finally decides that playing in the sprinkler isn't such a bad idea and then learns that the best thing he can do to impress the girl is to just be himself. / Emily Elizabeth is missing a "lucky sock," one of two from a pair that she wants to wear on the first day of the new school year. She can't find it anywhere and so Clifford decides to help. Emily Elizabeth's pet rabbit Daffodil doesn't think much of his efforts, but he keeps at them and eventually finds the sock in a very unusual place. He has to make a trade to get it back, but is happy to do so. Emily Elizabeth is pleased that he found it and Daffodil admits that she was wrong to discourage Clifford's efforts.</desc>
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    <title>The Monster in 3B / Cat-tastrophe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>New neighbors are greeted with suspsicion by the gang, particularly Norville. They fear that the new neighbors might be keeping a monster, an idea which seems to be confirmed by an unearthly wailing coming from their unit. To figure what's really going on, they stage a stakeout, but their plan go awry and they worry that the worst has happened: one of them has been captured by the monster. In the end, it turns out that there is no monster and what they really have are some new friends. / Clifford has guests - the kittens Flo and Zo. He's excited that they're staying for the entire weekend, but both Norville and Daffodil warn him that their energetic nature could lead to big problems. Once they arrived, things go exactly as feared, when they want to play constantly and even eat Clifford's food. The final straw comes when they break Clifford's squeak-toy and don't even seem to care. Can anyone get them to slow down and consider the conseqeunces of their actions before they ruin everything?</desc>
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    <title>Jorge And The Dog Run / Clifford's Club House - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Clifford is excited to go to his first outing at the local dog run, but becomes worried that he won't fit in after a conversation with Norville. At the dog run, he can't get anyone to notice him at first, but soon finds a friend named Jorge. Jorge lets him join in a game called Dog Ball and sticks up for him when he messes up because he didn't really know how to play. Later, Clifford shares a snack with Jorge and upon returning home finds out that Jorge is actually a nearby neighbor. / Clifford and the gang get the idea to start a club from Emily Elizabeth and her friend Nina and their first task is to find their perfect clubhouse. Norville has some great ideas, but it turns out that all of his suggested locations have problems which keep them being proper clubhouses. When a new location is suggested, Norville seems unhappy and quits the club and everyone thinks that he is just upset because the location isn't his choice. Everyone, however, soon realizes that isn't the real problem and after choosing an alternative location, everyone learns an important lesson about listening and Norville learns one about speaking up for himself.</desc>
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    <title>Paw Print Picasso / Hup Hup - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth makes a painting for an Art Fair, but when Clifford starts a game of ball with kittens Flo and Zo, he ends up getting into the paint and getting pawprints all over her painting. Flo and Zo convince him to try and hide what he did by rolling up the painting, but he feels guilty about it the whole night as Emily Elizabeth sleeps. The next day, Clifford slips into Emily Elizabeth's backpack and goes with her to still in an attempt to warn her about what he did to the painting. At school, he tries to show her what happened, but his small size keeps him from even finding her. He's eventually discovered, but by the time Emily Elizabeth figures out what happened, her painting is being hailed as a masterpiece at the art gallery. Emily Elizabeth gives him the credit he deserves and back at home, Daffodil praises Clifford for his braveness. / When Emily Elizabeth asks for help figuring out what's wrong with her flower garden from Jenny, a horticulturist who happens to be blind, she lets her guide dog, Bibi, play with Clifford. Clifford is happy to have a new friend, but when she later ignores him when she's busy assisting Jenny, Clifford doesn't understand why she won't play with him. All of Clifford's friends begin to think that Bibi must be some kind of snoot and Norville even goes so far as to spy on her when she goes about her daily business. Eventually, Clifford simply just asks Bibi what's going on and meanwhile, Jenny solves the problem that Emily Elizabeth was having with her flowers.</desc>
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    <title>Sock It To Me / My Toy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Clifford has a favorite toy called a sock spider which he and Emily Elizabeth enjoy playing with. Daffodil, however, claims that she doesn't like it and it isn't a real toy, which leads Clifford, acting on Norville's advice, to try and get rid of it. The truth, however, is that Daffodil doesn't really mind the toy, what she minds is feeling left out. It's up to Clifford to find out Daffodil's real problem and find a way to help her out. / When Nina brings a new squirrel toy to the dog run with Jorge, he doesn't want to share it because he hasn't even had a chance to play with it himself yet. Rather than say so, he worries that the other dogs will be upset and insist on playing with the toy, so he tries to hide it and claim that he doesn't have it all.</desc>
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    <title>Friends Of All Ages / Clifford's Super Sleepover - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A new neighbor moves into Clifford and Emily Elizabeths' apartment and brings her dog Tricksie with her. Tricksie is an older dog and Clifford doesn't understand at first why she doesn't want to join in some of the fun activities that he does with Jorge. After spending some time with her and getting some advice from Daffodil, Clifford and Jorge learn that even though Tricksie might get tired easily, they can still be friends and she has a lot to teach them. / Emily Elizabeth has gone to her friend Nina's for a sleepover and Clifford seems inconsolable. At first Daffodil is annoyed with him and just wants to be in peace, but her heart soon gets the better of her and she decides to help Clifford out. Flo and Zo come over too and everyone works together to keep Clifford from being lonely so that he'll go to sleep because Emily Elizabeth will be there waiting for him in the morning.</desc>
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    <title>Clifford's Field Trip / Helping Paws - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Clifford is disappointed that Emily Elizabeth's going to be gone for a while on a field trip, but decides to take a nap and sleep on it. Unfortunately, he inadvertently chooses Emily Elizabeth's backpack as his napping place, but Emily Elizabeth doesn't discover him until they're already at the museum. Emily Elizabeth wants to tell her teacher right away, but Nina convinces her they'll blow the whole field trip because Ms. Parker will want them to leave to get Clifford home. They try to hide Clifford, but in the process end up missing most of the field trip anyway. / Clifford has lots of fun with the Sidarsky kids, but sees how tired they make Mr. and Mrs. Sidarsky, so he agrees to babysit to help them out. He thinks it'll be easy and says that he doesn't need any help from Daffodil when she offers it. Clifford, however, finds out that the Sidarsky kids are more trouble to deal with than he thought. Pretty soon, he's very tired out and ends up asking for help anyway, a move the Sidarskys find very responsible.</desc>
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    <title>Nina's Perfect Party / Just the Right Size - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Nina's birthday is coming and she's set up the perfect party plan. She's going to do it at a t-shirt shop, with all sorts of balloons and painting t-shirts and more. Unfortunately, on the day of the party, it turns out that a burst pipe has flooded the entire place. She's really disappointed, but Emily Elizabeth has an idea to fix things. / Clifford's excited about Emily Elizabeth's ballet recital, but when Mrs. Howard can't find her car keys, it looks like they might not be going anywhere. Daffodil immediately launches a search, but when Clifford tries to help, she tells him he can't help because he's too small. Encouraged by Norville, Clifford won't give up. He keeps on trying, feeling that there is something he can do to help.</desc>
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    <title>Something Special / Shun Gets in the Game - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Nina and her family are putting on a Cinco de Mayo party and when Emily Elizabeth compliments a dress Nina made for her Mom, Nina tells her about her Mom says that everyone has a ""something special"" that they're good at. Clifford overhears this and decides that he should use his ""something special"" to try and help get things set up for the party. Unfortunately, he has no idea what his ""something special"" is and when it seems like there's nothing he can do to help, he wonders if maybe he doesn't have one. / On the first day of spring, Emily Elizabeth is eager to get up, get dressed and play in the first day of Courtyard Volleyball. Shun, new to the neighborhood, doesn't know how to play, so Emily Elizabeth invites him to join in and learn. When it seems to him like he's not a very good player, he starts making excuses to try to get out of the game. Meanwhile, Clifford and his friends are also looking for fun and take part in a game created by Norville: wall-hit-ball, a wacky game that's fun to play but seemingly has no solid rules.</desc>
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    <title>Clifford's Winter Spirit / Flo Motion - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Norville is excited about the first day of winter and wants to have snow fun with his friends outside, but finds that they're all busy inside celebrating first-snowfall traditions. As each declines his invitation to come outside, he fibs at having his own winter traditions, but soon ends up lonely outside by himself. It's up to his friends to realize that he's feeling lonely and find a way to bring their traditions outside to him. / Flo is a great athlete, but when Jorge gets everyone playing a bouncing game with a new beanbag toy of his, she finds that she's not very good at it. She's disappointed and tries playing alone by herself, but soon decides that it's not any fun playing games like freeze-tag or hide-and-seek by herself.</desc>
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    <title>No Small Parts / Fine Feathered Friend - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Nina has created a new play about springitime. She's the director and has cast Shun, Emily Elizabeth and dogs Clifford and Jorge in the play. At first, everyone thinks it will be fun, but Nina proves to be a bossy director, alienating everyone. It's up to her to change her ways, or she might find herself without a play. / Norville has started molting. Being the handsome bird that he is, he worries that everyone will laugh at his new appearance. His friends, however, don't really care how he looks, but have to figure out a way to make him know that.</desc>
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    <title>Best Nest / Practice Makes Perfect - S01E27</title>
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    <title>Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo - S01E02</title>
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    <title>A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Film Fest: Tears of a Clone - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations - S01E07</title>
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    <title>A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Litter Kills: Litterally - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode (Part 1) - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale (Part 2) - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo - S01E02</title>
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    <title>A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Film Fest: Tears of a Clone - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Flint's Biggest Flup - S01E52</title>
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    <title>Hair We Go Again - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Penguipocalypse - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Brent Hog Day - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Baby Talk - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Now You See Him - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Major Science - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Something Fishy - S02E13</title>
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    <title>The Kid's Got Moxy - S02E15</title>
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    <title>The New, New Girl - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Stormwave and Thunderhawk - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Squirrels Just Wanna Have Fun - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Sardine: The Movie - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Fizzy Fish - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Timmy Rockgood - S02E23</title>
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    <title>Swallow Fails - S02E24</title>
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    <title>Mascot Wars - S02E26</title>
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    <title>Sardinasaurus - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Flint tries to make up for missing Sam's birthday, but she's too busy tracking a big news story to notice.</desc>
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    <title>Flint vs. Flint - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Flint's creation of an AI alter ego backfires when his computerized self starts taking over the real Flint's life.</desc>
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    <title>An Alluring Promise - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Flint invents a device to help his father end his fishing dry spell, but the special lure ends up attracting people instead of sardines.</desc>
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    <title>Brent Bro - S02E30</title>
    <desc>When Flint and Brent suspect their parents are dating, Brent takes Flint under his wing.</desc>
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    <title>Sardinee Babies - S02E31</title>
    <desc>When a local fast food joint starts including Sardinee Babies in their meals, Sam and Flint compete to collect all 37.</desc>
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    <title>Party Tron - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Sam pretends to be Flint's new robot, but finds herself in peril.</desc>
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    <title>The Happy Sardine - S02E33</title>
    <desc>When Flint's day at the beach goes sour, his dad encourages him to adopt a new 'Say Yes' attitude.</desc>
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    <title>Less Ordinary People - S02E34</title>
    <desc>After destroying the town yet again, Flint does his best to be an ordinary kid.</desc>
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    <title>Flint TV - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Flint's new invention transports the user into any TV show they choose.</desc>
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    <title>Spa Daze - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Hector tricks Flint into helping him win a spot on the Shelbourne Walk of Fame, endangering the whole town in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Mayor or Mayor Not - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Tired of Shelbourne's greedy taxes, Flint convinces his father to run for mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Is It Hot in Here, or is It Me? (2) - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Hayden tries to win over both Doris and the press while readying the Breakers for their first game.</desc>
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    <title>Fool for Lunch - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Luther bites off more than he can chew when he moves into a new apartment -- in a seniors-only community -- and three women compete for his attentions.</desc>
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    <title>She's Having Our Baby (1) - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Hayden and Christine decide to try adoption but learn that their ages may complicate the process; a new secretary puts Luther and Dawber under her spell.</desc>
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    <title>She's Having Our Baby (2) - S08E05</title>
    <desc>A pregnant women considers the Foxes as prospective adoptive parents for her baby; Luther and Dauber try to win over the rest of the Breakers' coaching staff.</desc>
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    <title>Bo Knows - S08E06</title>
    <desc>The Breakers' prospect for winning games seem bleak until Hayden's star quarterback from Minnesota State shows an interest in joining the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021021 +0000" stop="20261008023302 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach's Cornered - S08E07</title>
    <desc>After Doris fires the hostile host (Bakay) of her TV station's post-game show, she surprises Hayden by taking Luther's suggestion for a replacement: Christine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023302 +0000" stop="20261008025447 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turtle World - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Hayden regrets sponsoring Luther's harebrained investment in "Turtle World" when he learns that the animals featured in the attraction are dying in captivity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025447 +0000" stop="20261008031651 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Got to Be a Mourning After (1) - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Luther muzzles his true feelings about the death of his beloved dog, Quincy, until Doris offers him some advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031651 +0000" stop="20261008033855 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Got to Be a Mourning After (2) - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Hayden and Luther try to iron out their differences over Luther's relationship with Doris. Meanwhile, in spite of the team's losing season, the coaching staff perks up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033855 +0000" stop="20261008040059 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye Burleigh (1) - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Hayden fumes when the Burleighs come for a surprise visit and then extend their stay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040059 +0000" stop="20261008042302 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye Burleigh (2) - S08E12</title>
    <desc>While Hayden waffles over helping Howard search for a new job, the coaches see a window of opportunity for scoring their first win of the season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042302 +0000" stop="20261008044506 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tight End - S08E13</title>
    <desc>While Hayden's priority is the Breakers' first game of the season, Doris is concerned with re-signing a handsome washout (Wahlheim) so he can model a line of swimwear endorsed by the team -- and television commentators focus on the team's new sex symbol during a game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044506 +0000" stop="20261008050729 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice Guys Get Cut - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Hayden loses his appetite when Christine invites soon-to-be-fired player Matt Luba over for dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050729 +0000" stop="20261008052938 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Her Boyfriend's Back - S08E15</title>
    <desc>The father (Nelson) of the unborn baby whom Hayden and Christine plan to adopt comes back into Julie's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052938 +0000" stop="20261008055151 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gardener - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Hayden must confront his inept gardener when all the plants in the yard start to die; but when Hayden fires him, he gets a chilly reception from Luther, who thinks the daffy worker deserved a second chance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055151 +0000" stop="20261008061355 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patching Things Up - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Christine needs to cheer up Hayden after a doctor connects his diminished sex drive to "male menopause."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061355 +0000" stop="20261008063558 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Wave - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Hayden rallies support for the team after Doris decides to move the Breakers to Los Angeles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063558 +0000" stop="20261008065823 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dauber's Vehicle - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Dauber turns a deaf ear to Hayden's advice while choosing a new car, and winds up with a model that he can't afford.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065823 +0000" stop="20261008072002 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarantine - S08E20</title>
    <desc>When Luther's pet monkey bites Hayden, he, Howard and the rest of the coaching staff are quarantined for fear of an outbreak of some kind of "lethal monkey virus."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072002 +0000" stop="20261008074240 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van Dam vs. Fox - S08E21</title>
    <desc>When Luther burns himself at Hayden's barbecue, he skewers his host with a multimillion-dollar lawsuit for negligence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001954 +0000" stop="20261008004636 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cobra Kai Never Dies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Daniel’s car dealership billboard is sprayed with lewd graffiti, it consumes Daniel and escalates tensions against a rival. Robby, Johnny’s delinquent son, is embarrassed about his father and his new dojo. The bullying escalates against Miguel and motivates Johnny in a surprising way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004636 +0000" stop="20261008011852 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counterbalance - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Daniel tries to strike a shady deal to undermine Johnny’s dojo. Meanwhile, Johnny expands his enrollment ranks in the dojo. Miguel puts his karate practice into reality as Samantha faces rejection in school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011852 +0000" stop="20261008014807 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiver - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Johnny’s dojo class attracts a group of misfits while his son Robby, who harbors ulterior motives, lands a new job. Samantha makes a new friend in science class. Daniel inspires interest in karate from an unlikely person.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014807 +0000" stop="20261008021616 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Valley - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Daniel takes on teaching his new pupil using the unconventional techniques from Mr. Miyagi. Robby is tempted to return to his delinquent ways. Johnny helps Miguel with his first date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021616 +0000" stop="20261008024514 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molting - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Johnny prepares his Cobra Kai students for the next All Valley Karate Tournament and in turn, he is inspired to clean up his life. Daniel is still unaware of his new pupil’s background. But as events unfold, it seems nothing has changed between Daniel and Johnny in 30 years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024514 +0000" stop="20261008031510 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Different but Same - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Despite Johnny’s efforts to move forward, he confronts Daniel about the assault on his property. An attempt to appease Johnny makes them revisit the past together. Miguel senses Samantha is lying to him. The dojo students try to intimidate the popular kids at a party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031510 +0000" stop="20261008035112 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mercy (1) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The highly-anticipated All Valley Karate Tournament brings Johnny and Daniel on opposite sides again, except this time, the new generation of karate students are the combatants. Who will pay the price for ultimate victory?</desc>
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    <title>Mercy (2) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of Cobra Kai’s win at the Under 18 All Valley Karate Championships, Johnny questions his dojo’s philosophy and deals with a figure from his past. Daniel searches for the right way to respond to Cobra Kai’s dominance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042704 +0000" stop="20261008045742 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Daniel starts teaching his first karate students, he questions whether he can fill Mr. Miyagi’s shoes. Johnny invents some unorthodox training methods with help from an unlikely source.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045742 +0000" stop="20261008052059 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire and Ice - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Daniel pulls out all the stops in an effort to recruit new students to Miyagi Do. Johnny reflects on some of the major relationships in his life - and responds to Daniel’s promotional efforts with his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052059 +0000" stop="20261008055247 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moment of Truth - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Daniel makes another attempt to promote Miyagi Do, and receives guidance in a familiar form. Johnny grows suspicious about Kreese’s backstory. A new Cobra Kai student challenges Miguel and befriends Aisha, while Robby revisits a past he’d rather forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055247 +0000" stop="20261008062314 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All In - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Daniel struggles to help a new student learn. Miguel makes a new connection, while Johnny tries to repair a relationship. Tensions between the two dojos build to a breaking point.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062314 +0000" stop="20261008065359 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take a Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Daniel’s students are given a lesson in overcoming their grudges. Johnny spends some time away from the dojo, while Kreese exerts his influence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065359 +0000" stop="20261008072037 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lull - S02E07</title>
    <desc>To prepare his students, Daniel gives some new training methods a shot. Miguel puts a new lesson into practice.  Johnny makes a tough but pivotal decision that affects Cobra Kai.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072037 +0000" stop="20261008075034 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glory of Love - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Daniel works to make amends with Amanda, while Johnny is introduced to the world of dating apps. Complications arise when Miguel, Samantha, Robby and Tory cross paths.</desc>
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    <title>Learning is fun - S09E02</title>
    <desc>JJ makes learning fun in this compilation that includes songs about building pillow forts, identifying animal sounds and using signs to communicate.</desc>
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    <title>Friends and Family fun - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Let's have fun with all of JJ's friends and family! Sing along to classic tunes like "London Bridge," "Wheels on the Bus," "Old MacDonald" and more.</desc>
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    <title>Pet Adventures - S10E01</title>
    <desc>From dogs to cats to dinosaurs, JJ and his friends sing about all of their favorite animals in this fierce and furry song collection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031214 +0000" stop="20261008040736 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CoComelon Music Time - S10E02</title>
    <desc>It's music time! In this fun-filled musical adventure, JJ and his playmates pretend to be rock stars, princesses — and even little bunnies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040736 +0000" stop="20261008050252 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Get Outside! - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Follow the kids as they head outside to play! Cece sings about ice skating, Nina sings about soccer, Cody sings about snow racing — and more.</desc>
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    <title>Cozy time - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Wind down and relax with this soothing collection of calming, cozy songs featuring JJ, his family and friends, and everyone's favorite dog, Bingo!</desc>
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    <title>Bubble Time! - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Any time's a great time for bubble time! Sing along to a playlist of songs about taking a bath, getting clean and keeping up a healthy routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070156 +0000" stop="20261008075709 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Feelings - S12E02</title>
    <desc>Watch JJ and his friends work through big feelings in a fun mix of songs about family time, friendship, trying new things and managing your emotions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001427 +0000" stop="20261008003836 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle for Kyushu - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Britannian Army fights back against the Kyūshū invaders with the Lancelot. Meanwhile, Nina meets Princess Euphemia and inadvertently gives Euphemia peace of mind about her feelings for Suzaku. As Suzaku becomes cornered when his Lancelot's battery runs out, Euphemia encourages Suzaku to fight on and live. Zero and C.C. fly into the battlefield in the Gawain to recharge the Lancelot, and the two Knightmares end the Kyūshū campaign together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003836 +0000" stop="20261008010246 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The School Festival Declaration - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Ashford Academy holds their annual school festival. Ohgi, Villeta, Euphemia, and Kallen all make their separate ways to the event. A series of close encounters risks the revealing of hidden identities, but all those involved escape. Suzaku pilots the Ganymede for the festival's main event: making a giant pizza, slated to be the world's largest. When Euphemia's presence is revealed, mass panic ensues. On live television, she declares the Mount Fuji area to be the "Specially Administrated Zone of Japan", where Elevens can be referred to as "Japanese" again. She believes this will bring back the happy days with Lelouch and Nunnally, but Lelouch thinks otherwise, knowing she is being naive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010246 +0000" stop="20261008012655 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloodstained Euphy - S01E22</title>
    <desc>During the commemoration ceremony for the Specially Administrated Zone, Lelouch and Euphemia privately discuss Japan's future. She convinces him, and Lelouch summarily halts his rebellion, until he suddenly loses control of his Geass while jokingly telling her to kill all the Japanese. The Geass-influenced Euphemia orders a bloody massacre of the people attending the ceremony. Blaming himself, a resolute Lelouch decides to salvage the situation by declaring Euphemia's Specially Administrated Zone a trap to lure out the Black Knights, and commands his troops to defeat the Britannian forces, protect the Japanese, and stop Euphemia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012655 +0000" stop="20261008015105 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At Least with Sorrow - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Left with no choice, Lelouch shoots and mortally wounds Euphemia in front of Suzaku. Suzaku returns to the Avalon with her battered body as the Black Knights continue to contain the violence. She succumbs to her injuries as Lelouch announces his plan for the creation of the United State of Japan. Alone, Lelouch grieves over his actions as C.C. comforts him, reminding him that she will stay alongside him, as per their contract. Soon, the entirety of Area 11 revolts against the Britannian Empire. Advancing with his massive army, Lelouch ignites the conflict by initiating the collapse of the Tokyo Settlement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015105 +0000" stop="20261008021516 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Collapsing Stage - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lelouch's strategies give the Black Knights and their allies the upper hand in their battle against the Britannian Army. As riots break out through the country, the Black Knights take over the Ashford Academy as their headquarters, and the students are spared on Lelouch's orders. An enraged Suzaku, now informed of Zero's identity by a mysterious young boy named V.V., pursues Lelouch for revenge, which Cornelia also covets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021516 +0000" stop="20261008023924 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zero - S01E25</title>
    <desc>After managing to capture Cornelia, Lelouch forces her to reveal what little information she knows of Marianne's murder, but the answers do not please him one bit. V.V. takes Nunnally to Kaminejima, and Lelouch abandons the Black Knights to rescue his sister. Without Lelouch, the Black Knights begin to lose ground to the Britannian Army. Suzaku follows Lelouch, leading to a final confrontation between the former friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023924 +0000" stop="20261008030332 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day a Demon Awakens - S02E01</title>
    <desc>One year after the Black Rebellion, Lelouch Lamperouge has resumed his normal school life with no apparent memories of the year before. After skipping remedial gym class, he sets off with younger brother Rolo to gamble at Babel Tower. Led by C.C., the Order of the Black Knights launches an attack on the complex to retrieve Lelouch. C.C. reawakens Lelouch's memories, and he resumes his identity as Zero. Suzaku Kururugi declares to the Emperor that he will personally kill Zero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030332 +0000" stop="20261008032740 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plan for Independent Japan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lelouch directs the Black Knights in a counterattack against the Britannian forces and recalls how he came to forget his past: after Suzaku arrested him and brought him back to Britannia a year ago, the Emperor used his Geass to implant false memories in Lelouch's mind. The new Knightmare Frame prototype Vincent arrives and wreaks havoc on the Black Knights. They collapse Babel Tower to retreat, simultaneously dropping it on Viceroy Carares and creating a road straight to the Chinese Federation Consulate, where the Black Knights escape to. Zero broadcasts his plan to recreate the United State of Japan. The Britannian military retreats, but the pilot of the Vincent, Rolo, is not so easily swayed. After arriving at the consul grounds, he confronts Li Xingke, revealing that he too possesses the power of Geass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032740 +0000" stop="20261008035149 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imprisoned in Campus - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lelouch returns to the Ashford Academy during the broadcast, causing Villeta Nu's Special Division to have doubts he was the Zero on television. Needing information on his sister's whereabouts, Lelouch sets a trap to turn Rolo into his pawn. Gilbert G.P. Guilford, Cornelia li Britannia's knight and acting Viceroy of Area 11, presents an ultimatum to Zero: reveal himself or let the incarcerated Black Knights face execution. Elsewhere, Suzaku leads the Britannian frontlines in the Lancelot in the war against the Euro Universe. Lelouch confronts Rolo, but Rolo's unique abilities allow him to gain the upper hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035149 +0000" stop="20261008041558 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counterattack at the Gallows - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Lelouch deduces the nature of Rolo's Geass and convinces Rolo to spare him; in return, he will hand over C.C. Li Xingke confronts the Eunuch Gao Hai and kills him to take command of the consulate. As the deadline approaches, Guilford prepares to execute the captured Black Knights, until Zero appears, challenging him to a duel. Using the same strategy from the Black Rebellion, he collapses the portion of the settlement they are standing on, causing confusion amongst the Britannian military as they are dumped into Chinese territory. While Kallen and the Black Knights rescue the prisoners, Rolo appears in the Vincent to kill Lelouch for his betrayal. However, Lelouch takes a bullet meant for Rolo, giving the youth pause. Lelouch plays on his insecurities about his future and sibling relationship, convincing him to join his cause.</desc>
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    <title>Knights of the Round - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suzaku returns to Ashford Academy to investigate Lelouch. With the Black Knights reassembled, Lelouch plans to lead the resistance while maintaining his façade as a student. A welcoming party is held for Suzaku at the academy, and C.C.'s love of pizza threatens to reveal Lelouch's secret; Kallen arrives to retrieve her but is seen by Villeta. She tells Lelouch how she came with Kaname Ohgi the previous year, and Lelouch uses this information to blackmail her. Alone, Suzaku reveals to Lelouch his goal of becoming the Knight of One, which would allow him complete governing authority over Area 11. To test Lelouch, he allows him to speak with the new Viceroy of Area 11: Nunnally vi Britannia.</desc>
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    <title>Surprise Attack Over the Pacific - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rolo uses his Geass to buy Lelouch time to say words of caution to Nunnally without revealing his reawakened memories to Suzaku. Unwilling to fight against Nunnally, Lelouch orders the Black Knights to capture her as she is transported to Area 11 by airship. Successfully boarding the vessel, Zero meets with her and tries to convince that Britannia is using her. Nunnally reveals she volunteered for the position, and states she wishes to continue Euphemia's Specially Administrated Zone of Japan, requesting a bewildered Zero to join her. Britannian reinforcements hinder the Black Knights' assault, and as the airship crashes into the sea, Suzaku manages to save Nunnally, taking her away from Lelouch a second time.</desc>
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    <title>The Abandoned Mask - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Nunnally is sworn in as the new Viceroy of Area 11, and reveals her intention to restore the Specially Administrated Zone of Japan. Knowing he cannot go against his sister's wishes, Lelouch slips into a state of depression. Before he relinquishes himself to Refrain, Kallen steps in, reminding him his duty as Zero to realize the dream he gave to the Japanese. An evesdropping Rolo emerges, attempting to persuade Lelouch to abandon his identity as Zero and return to being a high school student. Meanwhile, the Black Knights are under attack by a Britannian naval fleet, led by Suzaku. A glimmer of hope is revealed to Lelouch after he sees fireworks setting off at Ashford Academy. Rushing to the battlefield, he successfully leads the Black Knights to defeat the entire naval fleet and surprise Suzaku by appearing as Zero, announcing his intention to accept Nunnally's offer to join the Specially Administrated Zone of Japan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052823 +0000" stop="20261008055232 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Million Miracles - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Black Knights question Lelouch's decision, and the Britannian Army remains wary of his intentions. In a private conversation with Suzaku, Gino Weinberg, Anya Alstreim, Lloyd Apslund, Cécile Croomy, and Miss Romeyer, Zero requests he be exiled from Area 11 in exchange for delivering one million participants. The Britannians think he is abandoning them to ensure his own safety, and accept. At the opening ceremony, Zero asks Suzaku what it means to be Japanese, to which the Knight of Seven replies it is a shared heart. When every participating Eleven dresses as Zero on cue, Suzaku has no choice but to exile all one million "Zeroes", unwilling to start another massacre in the face of their peaceful resistance.</desc>
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    <title>A Bride in the Vermillion Forbidden City - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Lelouch learns that the Chinese Empress Tianzi is being forced into a political marriage to First Prince Odysseus u Britannia. The wedding is orchestrated by the High Eunuchs, who will become nobility in Britannia in exchange for turning over half their land to Second Prince Schneizel el Britannia. As the wedding begins, Li Xingke initiates a coup-d'état to overthrow the Eunuchs, but before he can free the Empress, Lelouch appears and takes her hostage. Elsewhere, V.V. prepares to unleash Jeremiah Gottwald against Lelouch and C.C.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061640 +0000" stop="20261008064049 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Shen Hu Wins Glory - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lelouch successfully escapes with Empress Tianzi and the Black Knights attempt to unite with their Indian allies. Desperate to recover the Empress, the Eunuchs agree to forgive Li Xingke if he rescues her. To that end, he is granted use of the powerful Shenhu. Kallen intercepts him with the Guren Flight-Enabled Version, but its power runs out and she is taken hostage. Lelouch swears to rescue her, despite Diethard Reid's suggestion to retreat. Xingke demonstrates his skill as a strategist, forcing the Black Knights to retreat to a mountainside monument constructed as the tomb for the former Tianzi, hoping the Federation would be hesitant to attack. The Eunuchs turn on Xingke and his troops, having enlisted the aid of the Britannian forces. Meanwhile, another Lelouch is present at the Ashford Academy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064049 +0000" stop="20261008070457 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power of Passion - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Back at Ashford Academy, Sayoko Shinozaki is posing as Lelouch. Realizing the Eunuchs are not interested in saving Tianzi, Li Xingke rebels. As the Black Knights hold their ground against the Chinese Federation and Britannian forces, Zero tries to reason with the Eunuchs, who openly admit their treachery. When Xingke tries to shield Tianzi from the fighting, Zero personally enters into the field with his new Shinkirō Knightmare Frame. Diethard hacks into the Chinese media network and replays the Eunuchs' deceit, igniting riots across China. Faced with open rebellion, Schneizel orders a Britannian retreat and Xingke eliminates the Eunuchs and rescues his comrades. However, Kallen and the Guren have been handed over to Britannia. With the Eunuchs dead, Zero forges an alliance with Xingke and Tianzi. Lelouch returns to Ashford Academy, and is surprised to find Anya and Gino enrolled as students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070457 +0000" stop="20261008072906 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Attack! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lelouch is shocked that Sayoko has made him into a playboy. As he tries to work out a way to undo the damage, Milly declares Cupid Day, where any girl can become a boy's girlfriend by stealing his hat. Rolo and Sayoko help Lelouch avoid the female students trying to catch him. Alone, Lelouch and Shirley discuss recent events and trade hats. Elsewhere, Knight of One Bismark Waldstein informs the Emperor of a meeting between the princes and princesses about waging war against the Chinese Federation, where Schneizel decides threats and negotiation will work better than open war. Cornelia, determined to reveal the existence of Geass in order to clear Euphemia's name, confronts General Bartley, who begs her to help them, saying the Emperor's recent actions may destroy the world. While Suzaku and Lloyd discuss on the Guren, Nunnally visits Kallen in prison. Jeremiah arrives in Area 11 and uses his newly-acquired Geass Canceller on Shirley, restoring her memories of Zero's identity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072906 +0000" stop="20261008075314 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assassin from the Past - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Having recovered her memories, Shirley questions her perception of reality. Lelouch heads to the train station to check on the delivery of a G Train, a network of Gefjun Disturber-equipped trains that will black out all of Tokyo once active. Meanwhile, Jeremiah makes his move on Ashford Academy, overwhelming Sayoko and Rolo in his search for Lelouch. Villetta willingly reveals Lelouch's location and Jeremiah corners him, but is paralyzed by the G Train. Struggling, Jeremiah asks why Lelouch betrayed the Emperor, to which the former prince reveals his motivation to avenge his mother. Having greatly admired Marianne, Jeremiah joins Lelouch's cause. Shirley finally reconciles her restored memories, asking Suzaku to forgive Lelouch as she has. Before she can reach Lelouch, she runs into Rolo, who uses his Geass once she reveals knowledge of Nunnally. As Lelouch leaves, he discovers Shirley mortally wounded, who confesses her feelings for him as he desperately commands her to live.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013327 +0000" stop="20261008031134 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>By Dawn's Early Light - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The head of a military school kills one of the governors by sabotaging the gun which is used on Founder's Day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031134 +0000" stop="20261008044939 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubled Waters - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While holidaying on board a cruise liner, Columbo helps capture the killer of the singer with the ship's band.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044939 +0000" stop="20261008060342 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playback - S04E05</title>
    <desc>An inventor video tapes his mother-in-law's death, and then replays it back to the security guard, to give himself an alibi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060342 +0000" stop="20261008071748 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Deadly State of Mind - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A doctor kills the husband of the woman,he is having an affair with. but is seen leaving the house by a witness who is happens to be blind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001303 +0000" stop="20261008002955 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry Marder: Big Lots and BevMo! - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Jerry picks up longtime friend Barry Marder in a 1966 Porsche 356 SC Cabriolet, and they rank bodily functions, go shopping and eat Twinkies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002955 +0000" stop="20261008004325 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry David: Larry Eats a Pancake - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm), drive a 1952 Volkswagen Beetle to John O'Groats in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004325 +0000" stop="20261008005453 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Gervais: Mad Man in a Death Machine - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Ricky Gervais (The Office), drive a 1967 Austin-Healey 3000 to City Island Diner in City Island, NY for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005453 +0000" stop="20261008010706 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brian Regan: A Monkey and a Lava Lamp - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Brian Regan (Late Show with David Letterman) drive a 1970 Dodge Challenger to Rae's Diner in Santa Monica, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010706 +0000" stop="20261008011824 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alec Baldwin: Just a Lazy Shiftless Bastard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) drive a 1970 Mercedes Benz 280 SL to Fairway Market Café in New York City, NY for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011824 +0000" stop="20261008012904 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joel Hodgson: A Taste of Hell From on High - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Joel Hodgson (Jimmy Kimmel Live!), drive a 1963 Volkswagon Karmann Ghia to Skylark Diner in Edison, NJ for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012904 +0000" stop="20261008014122 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob Einstein: Unusable on the Internet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Bob Einstein (Super Dave), drive a 1970 Mercedes-Benz 300SEL 6.3 to Jerry's Deli in Studio City, CA and Nate 'n Al's in Beverly Hills, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014122 +0000" stop="20261008014914 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry Marder: You Don't Want to Offend a Cannibal - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Barry Marder (Bee Movie) drive a 1966 Porsche 356 SC Cabriolet to Bendix Diner in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014914 +0000" stop="20261008020018 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colin Quinn &amp; Mario Joyner: I Hear Downton Abbey is Pretty Good… - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guests, Colin Quinn (Grown Ups) &amp; Mario Joyner (Everybody Hates Chris) drive a 1976 Triumph TR6 to Fort Defiance Café in Brooklyn, NY for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020018 +0000" stop="20261008021720 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Reiner &amp; Mel Brooks: I Want Sandwiches, I Want Chicken - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guests, Carl Reiner (The Dick Van Dyke Show) &amp; Mel Brooks (Blazing Saddles) drive a 1960 Rolls Royce Silver Cloud II &amp; 1970 Porsche 911S to Norm's Diner in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021720 +0000" stop="20261008023427 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Richards: It's Bubbly Time, Jerry - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Michael Richards drive a 1962 Volkswagen Bus to The Malibu Kitchen in Malibu, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023427 +0000" stop="20261008025313 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sarah Silverman: I'm Going To Change Your Life Forever - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Sarah Silverman (The Sarah Silverman Show), drive a 1969 Jaguar E-Type Series 2 to Millie's in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025313 +0000" stop="20261008031135 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Letterman: I Like Kettlecorn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, David Letterman (Late Show with David Letterman), drive a 1995 Volvo 960 to Green Granary in New Milford, CT for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031135 +0000" stop="20261008032842 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gad Elmaleh: No Lipsticks for Nuns - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Gad Elmaleh (Midnight in Paris), drive a 1950 Citroen 2CV to Pommes Frites &amp; French Roast New York City, NY for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032842 +0000" stop="20261008034535 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Rickles: You'll Never Play the Copa - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Don Rickles (The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson), drive a 1958 Cadillac Eldorado to Factor's Famous Deli in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034535 +0000" stop="20261008040325 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seth Meyers: Really?! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Seth Meyers (Saturday Night Live), drive a 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS to the Roebling Tea Room in Brooklyn, NY for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040325 +0000" stop="20261008041857 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chris Rock: Kids Need Bullying - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Chris Rock (Everybody Hates Chris), drive a 1967 Lamborghini Miura P400S to Allendale Eats in Allendale, NJ for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041857 +0000" stop="20261008044136 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louis C.K.: Comedy, Sex, and the Blue Numbers - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Louis C.K., drive a 1959 Fiat Jolly to Louis' boat for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044136 +0000" stop="20261008045407 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patton Oswalt: How Would You Kill Superman? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Patton Oswalt, drive a 1981 DeLorean DMC-12 to The Handsome Coffee Roasters for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045407 +0000" stop="20261008051500 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jay Leno: Comedy Is a Concealed Weapon - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Jay Leno, drive a 1949 Porsche 356/2 to Jones Coffee for Jay's first cup of coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051500 +0000" stop="20261008052949 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Todd Barry: So You're Mellow and Tense? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest Todd Barry (Wanderlust) drive a 1966 MGB Roadster to Coney Island for a hot dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052949 +0000" stop="20261008054555 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tina Fey: Feces Are My Purview - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Tina Fey (30 Rock), drive a 1967 Volvo 1800S to Floridita Restaurant for some coffee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054555 +0000" stop="20261008055213 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Costanza: The Over-Cheer - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, George Costanza, drive a 1976 American Motors Pacer to Tom's Restaurant for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055213 +0000" stop="20261008060535 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howard Stern: The Last Days of Howard Stern - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Howard Stern (The Howard Stern Show), drive "The Judge" a 1969 Pontiac GTO to The Bel Aire Diner for some coffee in the season finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060535 +0000" stop="20261008062510 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sarah Jessica Parker: A Little Hyper-Aware - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Sarah Jessica Parker, sip a Starbucks while driving a 1976 Ford Country Station Wagon to Long Island’s Colony Diner ... for another cup of coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062510 +0000" stop="20261008064123 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Wallace: Two Polish Airline Pilots - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and long-time friend George Wallace laugh about the good old days as they cruise down the Vegas strip in a 1965 Buick Riviera and stop for coffee at the famous Peppermill Restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064123 +0000" stop="20261008065719 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robert Klein: Opera Pimp - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his hero, Robert Klein, cruise around Westchester County, NY, in a ‘67 Jaguar Mark II to look for lunch and a hot brew and somehow wind up at Sing Sing prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065719 +0000" stop="20261008071358 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aziz Ansari: It's Like Pushing a Building Off a Cliff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry takes the wheel of Aziz Ansari’s “flying brick,” a 2012 Prevost X3-45 VIP tour bus, and tries avoids trees and curbs before pulling into a truck stop diner for a quick meal and a cup o’ joe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071358 +0000" stop="20261008073212 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jon Stewart: The Sound of Virginity - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When Jerry Seinfeld can no longer take driving a 1978 AMC Gremlin, guest Jon Stewart’s first car, he ditches it for its much bigger brother, a 1968 AMX, before they head over to the Tick Tock Diner in Clifton, NJ.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073212 +0000" stop="20261008075452 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevin Hart: You Look Amazing in the Wind - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Kevin Hart stylishly cruise around town in a 1959 Porsche RSK Spyder for their "weird male date." Plus special extra feature: "Dick Corcoran"</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000804 +0000" stop="20261008003626 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South Africa - Loyiso Madinga - S01E32</title>
    <desc>When does dance music go too far? Loyiso Madinga has the answer -- and other candid theories on race, religion and the worst part of "Black Panther."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003626 +0000" stop="20261008010627 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germany - Enissa Amani - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Feeling the pressure of representing German comedy, Enissa Amani discusses her imprisoned fans, subtitle goofs and the fallacy of "couple goals."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010627 +0000" stop="20261008013630 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germany - Ilka Bessin - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Leaving the pink tracksuit behind, Ilka Bessin gets real with a personal set about her boyfriend, excessive sweating, dirty nursery rhymes and more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013630 +0000" stop="20261008020601 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germany - Kaya Yanar - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Learning German is tough, but Kaya Yanar nails a few regional dialects and comments on driving in Switzerland, funny German laws and Dutch bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020601 +0000" stop="20261008023701 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mexico - Franco Escamilla - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Franco Escamilla recounts the fertility woes and sexual struggles endured by his dog, Hunter. Luckily, this puppy tale has multiple happy endings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023701 +0000" stop="20261008030617 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mexico - Hugo El Cojo Feliz - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Franco Escamilla recounts the fertility woes and sexual struggles endured by his dog, Hunter. Luckily, this puppy tale has multiple happy endings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030617 +0000" stop="20261008032939 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mexico - Gaby Llanas - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Adulthood has snuck up on Gaby Llanas and she is not pleased. She is, however, enjoying her emotional bond with tupperware.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032939 +0000" stop="20261008035926 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brazil - Thiago Ventura - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Thiago Ventura dishes on the humble beginnings of his career, the weird ways in which preppies respond to him and the perks of walking with a cane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035926 +0000" stop="20261008042904 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brazil - Mhel Marrer - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Mhel Marrer gives her unique take on everything from sexism to social media, and also compares ride-hailing services to the world's oldest profession.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042904 +0000" stop="20261008045859 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brazil - Afonso Padilha - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Afonso Padilha dissects the myriad of items people purchase at the pharmacy and doles out some helpful hints on how to navigate being kind of a wimp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045859 +0000" stop="20261008052859 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>India - Atul Khatri - S01E42</title>
    <desc>CEO-turned-comic Atul Khatri spills knowledge on 25 years of marriage, airport immigration and navigating boys' trips as a 50-year-old man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052859 +0000" stop="20261008055753 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>India - Aditi Mittal - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Aditi Mittal lays down the truth about Turkish coffee, dude culture in the workplace and people who still think females can't be funny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055753 +0000" stop="20261008062630 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>India - Amit Tandon - S01E44</title>
    <desc>From the politics of children's birthday parties to the drama of dining out, family man Amit Tandon has some thoughts on being the average Indian dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062630 +0000" stop="20261008065616 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Netherlands - Martijn Koning - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Accidental combovers. Arachnophobia. Amsterdam mushrooms. And terrifying family ski trips. Martijn Koning bares his many flaws, fears and foibles.</desc>
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    <title>High Holidays - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Drag star Alaska falls off the vegetarian wagon for the love of a lamb chop. Later, a chef inhales his own "Danksgiving" candied yam waffles.</desc>
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    <title>Comfort Food to High Cuisine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs create crunk comfort food including Salvadoran pupusas with Lemon Kush. At the table, comedians consider smuggling cannabis inside cats.</desc>
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    <title>Grilled Backyard BBQ - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The competition heats up as the smoke from the grill rises and the F-bombs drop. Ricki Lake gets lit, and Leather goes for the fire extinguisher.</desc>
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    <title>Global Eats - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The chefs impress with worldwide weed cuisine from Austria, West Africa and Mexico. Nevertheless, a guest with the munchies must raid the pantry.</desc>
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    <title>"I Do" Cannabis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A wedding party theme with a guest list boasting Too $hort and El-P has contestants concocting unique, blissfully baked takes on nuptial cakes.</desc>
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    <title>Futurist Food - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Nate Robinson and John Salley, food’s future looks dystopian: Saucepans blaze, and lab-grown tartare with sativa-infused mealworm tops the menu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051240 +0000" stop="20261008054729 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Holidays - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Drag star Alaska falls off the vegetarian wagon for the love of a lamb chop. Later, a chef inhales his own "Danksgiving" candied yam waffles.</desc>
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    <title>Comfort Food to High Cuisine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs create crunk comfort food including Salvadoran pupusas with Lemon Kush. At the table, comedians consider smuggling cannabis inside cats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062021 +0000" stop="20261008065726 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grilled Backyard BBQ - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The competition heats up as the smoke from the grill rises and the F-bombs drop. Ricki Lake gets lit, and Leather goes for the fire extinguisher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065726 +0000" stop="20261008073301 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Global Eats - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The chefs impress with worldwide weed cuisine from Austria, West Africa and Mexico. Nevertheless, a guest with the munchies must raid the pantry.</desc>
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    <title>Kip Samgood's Biggest Fan - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Margaret helps Sid finally meet his teen idol, Kip Samgood. Meanwhile, Charlie ditches Hank to hang out with his girlfriend, Kathleen, so Hank goes to great lengths to get Charlie's attention.</desc>
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    <title>Indecent Proposal - S01E20</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to date a guy way out of her league, Margaret pretends to be someone she's not. When Hank doesn't hear back from his doctor about a questionable mole, he's convinced his days are numbered, so Charlie helps him get his test results. Meanwhile, Sid avoids John, who has a very important question to ask him.</desc>
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    <title>Vegas Baby! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hank is excited to give his son the perfect wedding gift in Las Vegas, until he finds out Lorraine's boyfriend, Reggie, is paying for everything. Meanwhile, Margaret and Sid's luck at the blackjack table quickly takes a turn, and Charlie hopes his old Vegas connections will come through for him.</desc>
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    <title>The Friend-aversary - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Sid prepare their Friend-iversary party, and don't include Margaret. Noticing the tension between Hank and Sid, Margaret encourages Sid to speak up for himself. Meanwhile, Sid has his sights set on the patio for their party and attempts to convince the cat ladies to release it to them.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three friends at a retirement center have their comfortable existence rattled by a newcomer to the community.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020605 +0000" stop="20261008022733 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Turns 65 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On her 65th birthday, Margaret doesn't feel like celebrating. However, Hank, Sid and Charlie insist on taking her out for a "good old-fashioned young person's night" at the local club, which leaves them all feeling older - and more hungover - than ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022733 +0000" stop="20261008024902 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date with Destiny - S01E03</title>
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  <programme start="20261008024902 +0000" stop="20261008031041 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sid Comes Out - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Margaret tries to convince Sid to come out to his visiting son; Hank stubbornly refuses to admit he needs glasses; Charlie tries to help him cheat on an eye test.</desc>
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    <title>The Cool Kids Rig an Election - S01E05</title>
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    <title>TV Heist - S01E06</title>
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  <programme start="20261008035353 +0000" stop="20261008041531 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving at Murray's - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Margaret scores an invite to an exclusive foodie potluck for Thanksgiving, she takes Sid as her plus one, leaving Hank and Charlie to find a backup plan.</desc>
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    <title>Hank the Cradle Robber - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Hank starts dating a much younger woman, the gang suspects she may be a gold-digger taking advantage of him because of his age. But after rifling through her things, they fear this relationship could be something much worse - a pregnancy trap</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043700 +0000" stop="20261008045828 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Dates the Zodiac Killer - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Margaret begins dating Karl, a fellow Shady Meadows resident who may or may not be the Zodiac Killer. Meanwhile, the guys are hunting for a different kind of criminal: a serial non-flusher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045828 +0000" stop="20261008052007 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral Crashers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Hank finds out his ex-wife will be at a mutual friend's funeral, Margaret volunteers to lie about his success to impress her; Charlie and Sid crash the funeral against Hank's orders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052007 +0000" stop="20261008054200 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie's Angel - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hank signs up to host a Shady Meadows closed-circuit TV show, but is quickly replaced by rising star Sid, who dishes out hot retirement home gossip on-air. Meanwhile Margaret helps Charlie woo a widow at her bereavement support group.</desc>
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    <title>Margaret Jr. - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Margaret's daughter, MJ, turns up at Shady Meadows jobless, homeless and looking to be rescued. Meanwhile, Sid attempts to find his wok in Charlie's "hoarder paradise" of an apartment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060339 +0000" stop="20261008062517 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sid's First Relationship - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The gang rallies around Sid to help him through his commitment issues to new beau John. Meanwhile, Margaret attempts to conquer her fear of flying by volunteering at the airport.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062517 +0000" stop="20261008064656 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cool Kids Plus One - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Margaret neglects the guys when her best friend, Joanie, comes to visit. When Joanie decides to move in to Shady Meadows, the guys devise a plan to convince her not to, but Hank gets distracted.</desc>
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    <title>Mentors - S01E15</title>
    <desc>As Hank and Margaret mentor an awkward high school student and help him decide on whether or not to go to the prom, Hank is forced to face a traumatic event that happened to him in high school. Meanwhile, Sid's boyfriend invites him to tour the wine country on bicycles, but Sid is mortified because he doesn't know how to ride a bike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070834 +0000" stop="20261008073007 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cool Kids Un-Retire - S01E16</title>
    <desc>While Sid is housesitting a fellow resident's gorgeous high-rise apartment, the Cool Kids get a taste of the good life - and a taste of Charlie's incredible cookies. But when Margaret decides to turn Charlie's creative cookie-making into a new business venture, everyone gets a bit carried away</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073007 +0000" stop="20261008075146 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Ups Her Game - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Margaret attempts to date the hottest guy in Shady Meadows, but can't seem to rid herself of clingy Leonard. Meanwhile, Hank tries to sell his erotic vampire novel, with the help of Sid's cousin.</desc>
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    <title>Third Wheeling - S33E04</title>
    <desc>The owner of a truck discovers what happens when you don't lock your door. Police level with a troubled man and implore him to make better choices. An officer acts as a therapist for multiple people and their relationships.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004040 +0000" stop="20261008010108 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We'll Do It Live - S33E05</title>
    <desc>Deputies work together to stay on the tail of a fleeing vehicle. An argumentative driver keeps his friends tuned in as he livestreams his own arrest. A mother's desire to scare her daughter into behaving takes a serious turn.</desc>
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    <title>Bike in the Bushes - S33E06</title>
    <desc>Deputies are concerned when a fleeing man leaves a trail of illicit items. A young woman unwisely decides to hang out with a man she nicknamed 'Sketchy'. Some well-placed security cameras help reunite a man with his stolen bike.</desc>
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    <title>Heart of Glass - S33E07</title>
    <desc>A man weaves a stolen motorbike through traffic at high speeds as he tries to evade police. Deputies examine the aftermath of a violent domestic argument. A mom and dad deny that their habits could affect their child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014204 +0000" stop="20261008020236 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Avoiding the Truth - S33E08</title>
    <desc>Police question the legitimacy of the name a driver gives them. Both husband and wife protect each other in a case of domestic violence. A 12-year friendship is jeopardized when a woman suspects her roommate of stealing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020236 +0000" stop="20261008022308 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Tell You How to Live - S33E09</title>
    <desc>A family calls the police after their roommate brandishes a gun. Both husband and wife protect each other in a case of domestic violence. A 12-year friendship is jeopardized when a woman suspects her roommate of stealing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022308 +0000" stop="20261008024337 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Act Your Age - S33E10</title>
    <desc>A seasoned corporal gives some advice to a young man with a new motorcycle. A woman's impatience lands her in hot water when she's pulled over for tailgating. Officers give a driver multiple chances to come clean to no avail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024337 +0000" stop="20261008030405 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Betrayal and Baby Formula - S33E11</title>
    <desc>A woman makes a desperate attempt to frame her friend right in front of deputies. A driver's assortment of containers raises some questions. A man in possession of a stolen truck insists that his friend is the one at fault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030405 +0000" stop="20261008032435 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running on Empty - S33E12</title>
    <desc>Fleeing suspects risk their safety by hiding in a dangerous swamp. For one driver, a broken truck turns out to be the start of a very long list of problems. Deputies sympathize with a woman who's been put through the wringer.</desc>
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    <title>See You Later Alligator - S33E13</title>
    <desc>A man has a hard time making his case when a bag of illicit items has his name on it; a talkative driver tells officers a long story with conflicting details; a couple calls for help when they find an alligator in their yard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034505 +0000" stop="20261008040533 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pedal to the Metal - S33E14</title>
    <desc>Officers are dumbfounded when a man tries to talk them into taking him to jail. Sparks fly when a driver tries to take his truck on the freeway with only two wheels. Deputies are on guard when they approach a belligerent man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040533 +0000" stop="20261008042603 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nine Lives - S33E15</title>
    <desc>A generous boyfriend steps in to prevent his girlfriend from going to jail. Officers save a kitten who wants to hide in a dangerous place. A man says he's been driving a stolen truck for one day, but he's off by a few months.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042603 +0000" stop="20261008044635 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Your Sign? - S33E16</title>
    <desc>A young couple allegedly spend too much time arguing instead of paying attention to the road; an officer uses a trick to catch someone in a lie; a chatty driver racks up a slew of charges in front of his own house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044635 +0000" stop="20261008050705 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Hill - S33E17</title>
    <desc>A suspect in possession of a stolen truck leads everyone on a chase through some bumpy terrain. Gas station employees call police when they spot a couple asleep at the pump. A man familiar to deputies shows them he can change.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050705 +0000" stop="20261008052735 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hefty Amounts - S33E18</title>
    <desc>A personalized keychain casts doubt on a man's flimsy story. A cyclist throws something behind his back as soon as deputies roll up. A laid-back driver's estimation of what's in his car is off by a couple trash bags.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052735 +0000" stop="20261008054805 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anger Management - S33E19</title>
    <desc>An alleged burglar claims his sack full of money is a gift from his grandma. The discovery of a pink bandana leads deputies to question a suspect's story. A deputy attempts to get a man to cool off after a fight with his wife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054805 +0000" stop="20261008060836 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Totaled Car Karma - S33E20</title>
    <desc>A deputy questions a driver about why his broken-down car looks like it's been in an accident. Obstacle after obstacle prevents a woman from fixing her janky vehicle. A young man looking for a fresh start falls on hard times.</desc>
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    <title>Say It, Don't Spray It - S33E21</title>
    <desc>Two men acting strangely in a gas station draw the suspicion of an employee. Deputies arrest a man for creating an unsafe environment for his younger brother. Mom calls the cops when her daughter throws water on her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062908 +0000" stop="20261008064940 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat My Dust - S33E22</title>
    <desc>The rough terrain of a high-speed pursuit proves both dangerous and useful for deputies. Police find more than a stolen air conditioner in the trunk of a messy van. A confused man loses track of what's in his pockets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064940 +0000" stop="20261008071012 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Hot Water - S33E23</title>
    <desc>A runaway biker makes multiple clumsy attempts to slip away from deputies. A shady figure has a curious method of trying to get a drink of water. A young woman starts making unwise choices when her family leaves town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071012 +0000" stop="20261008073044 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Clean Getaway - S33E24</title>
    <desc>A man in possession of a stolen car explains his unique nickname to deputies. Police go to the same house twice in under 30 minutes to sort out a messy marital spat. A mom with multiple priors is caught in a bind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073044 +0000" stop="20261008075114 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get to the Point - S33E25</title>
    <desc>A deputy tries to level with a man who's struggled with addiction for a decade. Security guards at an aquarium warn officers about a man with a gun. A masked-up cyclist has no luck out-pedaling the officer on his tail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001205 +0000" stop="20261008003355 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa's New Class - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vanessa is placed in an advanced science class. She creates a model of the solar system, but learns that she will have to work harder than ever if she hopes to succeed. First appearance of Pam Potillo as Vanessa's friend Janet Meisner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003355 +0000" stop="20261008005545 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clair's Case - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A sneaky mechanic tries to swindle Sondra. It's Clair to the rescue as the two battle in court. David Langston Smyrl as the man in court, Shawn Elliott as Mr. Wilson, Alan North as Judge</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005545 +0000" stop="20261008011737 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Track, Jack - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cliff's college track coach contacts him and asks to run in a charity event between Hillman and its rival, Norton College. Heathcliff "Combustible Huxtable" trains, but soon learns that he is not the runner he was all those years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011737 +0000" stop="20261008013923 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Younger Woman - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Cliff and Clair receive a visit from an old friend—and he has a new girlfriend that is half his age. They are initially suspicious, but learn that judging by appearances isn't always right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013923 +0000" stop="20261008020114 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Rudy invites all of her friends over for a slumber party. It's Cliff's job to watch over them, and he demonstrates some unique games to wrangle the youngsters. In the end, Russell drops by and demonstrates the perfect way to deal with kids-bribe them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020114 +0000" stop="20261008022305 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Quiet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Cliff, Clair, and the Huxtable clan volunteer at a local community center. There, a battered boy tries to find help, and the owner—Tony Castillo—does his best to lend assistance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022305 +0000" stop="20261008024454 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cliff's Birthday - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Cliff is turning 48, and as usual, he is trying to find out what his birthday present is ahead of time. Clair, with the help of the kids, orchestrates a huge trick. Cliff is fooled, and doesn't find about what is birthday surprise is: a visit to Lena Horne's private club. Lena Horne as herself, Clarence Williams III as Clarence Thornehill. In episode 12, Cliff says his birthday is in October.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024454 +0000" stop="20261008030642 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Day of School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Cliff and Clair are overjoyed with the arrivial of the new school year, as their children are finally out of the house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030642 +0000" stop="20261008032832 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Juicer - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cliff, who has a fetish for electronic appliances, buys a juicer. Rudy and Peter, bored from Vanessa's inattentive baby-sitting, decide to use it even they are not allowed to use appliances. David Langston Smyrl as Mr. Lucas. Peter Costa as Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032832 +0000" stop="20261008035024 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Anniversary - S02E03</title>
    <desc>For Russell and Anna's 49th wedding anniversary, the family commissions a portrait of the couple as newlyweds, and offers them a cruise to Europe. Later in the evening, the whole family performs Ray Charles' "Night Time Is the Right Time", with Theo, Rudy and Cliff each lip-synching a solo. Earle Hyman as Russell. Clarice Taylor as Anna.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035024 +0000" stop="20261008041217 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cliff in Love - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sondra breaks up with her boyfriend Elvin and is depressed, taking it out on the family. Cliff and Clair aren't exactly unhappy; they find Elvin rather annoying. Later, he appears at the house with flowers and tries to apologize. While there, he offers some of his sexist rhetoric to Clair, who quickly becomes annoyed.
First appearance of Geoffrey Owens as Elvin. Joseph C. Phillips appears as Daryl (Phillips joins the cast in Season 6 as Denise's new husband, Navy Lt. Martin Kendall)</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041217 +0000" stop="20261008043359 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theo and the Older Woman - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When friend Suzanne accompanies Denise to observe the Huxtables' normal behavior, a smitten Theo behaves far from normally. Robin Givens as Suzanne. Blair Underwood as Mark.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Rudy Suits Up - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Denise Drives - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Clair's Sister - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Clair's sister Sarah gets engaged. First appearance of Joe Williams as Clair's father Al Hanks. Ethel Ayler as Carrie Hanks. Mario Van Peebles as Garvin.</desc>
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    <title>Clair's Toe - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While preparing to go out on a proposal anniversary dinner, Clair breaks her toe, but tries not to let it upset her routine. In the end, she develops a unique piece of footwear to hide her cast.</desc>
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    <title>Denise's Friend - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Denise asks Cliff to talk to her friend, who has a medical problem. Cliff diagnoses the girl as having a mild bladder infection, but learns that she was wary of telling her parents without certainty. Cliff and Clair decide to show the kids that they can tell them anything, but the children quickly point out that their parents will just get angry. Cliff admits that anger is part of problems, but tells the children that no matter what, they will be loved.</desc>
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    <title>Mrs. Westlake - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Theo's math teacher comes for dinner, to Theo's extreme consternation. He thinks she plans to tell his parents of a bad grade on a math test. To his surprise, Mrs. Westlake comes to dinner looking young, attractive, and even with a sense of humor; and she has a very good surprise! Mrs. Westlake also gives Theo his test-he actually gets an 89, and he proceeds to embrace her, much to his shock. Sonia Braga as Mrs. Westlake.</desc>
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    <title>The Auction - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Clair bids on a painting by her great-uncle that her grandmother had once owned. Attempting to win her favor, Elvin tries to bake her a cake but fails miserably; he then gets advice from Cliff on how to pass himself off as a good cook. In real life, the painting used in the episode is Funeral Procession by Ellis Wilson.</desc>
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    <title>Vanessa's Bad Grade - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Vanessa steals a sweater from Denise. The two soon begin to fight. In the end, Rudy's choice of television viewing, the "I Have A Dream" speech, reminds the whole family of what a real problem is. Excerpt from Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech featured at the end of the episode (Originally aired four days before the first observance of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day as a U.S. federal holiday).</desc>
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    <title>Feel a Whole Lot Better - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jules and Grayson consider the notion of FWB, friends with benefits. Meanwhile Andy hires a nanny for Ellie, and Travis benefits from Bobby's unconventional plans to make some extra cash</desc>
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    <title>Breakdown - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Despite Grayson's warning, a curious Jules reads the speech without permission and is left crushed when she finds she's not been acknowledged. Meanwhile, Ellie uncharacteristically does something nice for Laurie, and Bobby tries to restrain himself from embarrassing Travis on his big day.</desc>
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    <title>Finding Out - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Jules and Grayson hatch an elaborate plan to break the news to Bobby that they're officially dating, and Travis sees the wrath of a truly angry woman for the first time when he forgets his momentous seven-month anniversary with Kylie.</desc>
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    <title>All Mixed Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bobby struggles with the reality of Jules being in a relationship with Grayson. Jules has issues with her new psychiatrist when she discovers the truth behind her methods.</desc>
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    <title>Let Yourself Go - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jules has difficulty coping when Travis gets ready to leave for college; Andy forms an elaborate plan to deceive Ellie.</desc>
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    <title>Makin' Some Noise - S02E03</title>
    <desc>As Jules adjusts to living on her own, Grayson unwillingly becomes the new object of her constant attention; Travis turns to Bobby for advice on how to redefine himself at college; and Ellie is determined not to be friends with her new nanny.</desc>
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    <title>The Damage You've Done - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Grayson decides that it's the right time to tell Jules about what had happened between Laurie and himself. After Jules knows the truth she tries to project her anger at someone, but cannot decide at who. While Laurie professes hel love for Smith, and Bobby gets obsessed with watching a street performer swallow a sword, and Andy gets Travis to doubt Kylie.</desc>
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    <title>Keeping Me Alive - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jules schemes to continue giving Bobby money when he stops taking alimony payments. Ellie ticks off the gang by being arrogant about her intelligence.</desc>
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    <title>You Don't Know How It Feels - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jules isn't happy when her father pays a visit. Travis gets a surprise at Halloween, and Bobby campaigns to be Stan's guardian should something happen to Ellie and Andy.</desc>
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    <title>Fooled Again (I Don't Like It) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Jules' 42nd birthday and that can only mean one thing: gift contest! Each year, Jules holds a contest to determine who gives her the best gifts, which Ellie always wins. This year, Laurie teams up with Grayson in an attempt to overthrow her. As Jules contemplates what to do for her birthday, Andy suggests a night of dancing. Meanwhile, Travis introduces Bobby to a Netti Pot, but not without its consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Little Girl Blues - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Travis brings home his new girlfriend, Kirsten, a grad-student, to meet Jules. Jules feels instantly threatened when Ellie points out that, moving forward, any girl Travis brings home could be her future daughter-in-law. Meanwhile, Grayson's house has become the new place for the gang to hang out, which he hates, and Travis turns to Bobby for advice.</desc>
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    <title>When the Time Comes - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jules says "I love you" to Grayson for the first time, but when Grayson doesn't reciprocate with the words she wants to hear, she's determined to host a "romantic" Thanksgiving in order force the moment on of him. Meanwhile, Ellie and Laurie team up to knock the optimism out of Andy, and Bobby is upset when the gang confesses that sometimes they can't understand what he's saying.</desc>
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    <title>The Same Old You - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jules wants to help Bobby gain his confidence back and thinks fixing up his boat and getting it back in the water will do the trick.</desc>
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    <title>No Reason to Cry - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Grayson doesn't share Jules' sadness on a series of unfortunate but accidental events, she questions whether they're meant to be together.
Meanwhile, Travis' new girlfriend throws Bobby off his golf game, and Ellie gets upset with Andy when he uses their joke on Laurie.</desc>
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    <title>A Thing About You - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Although Laurie may be the worst houseguest ever, Jules is there for her when she needs a place to stay; Laurie helps Jules to realize she doesn't need to change for others; and when Bobby is jealous that Travis has gone to Grayson for advice, Grayson comes through for his buddy.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Children - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jules comes up with a new game for the crew; Ellie complains about doing what Jules wants to do; Andy is mad at Grayson; Bobby introduces his new friend to the group.</desc>
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    <title>Cry to Me - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jules wishes Grayson would share his feelings with her; Ellie insists she doesn't want to do anything for Valentine's Day; Andy makes a date with Bobby; Travis asks Laurie for help with his gift for Kirsten.</desc>
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    <title>Walls - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Once again Jules chooses to get too involved in Travis' life.</desc>
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    <title>Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Ellie tricks Jules into watching Baby Stan on her own for a day, but Jules is determined to prove how easy it is... especially when she's roped in Grayson to help. Meanwhile, Bobby's given the chance to play golf for free in order to train for his upcoming tournament, as long as he tees off before 6:00 a.m., and Andy volunteers to be Laurie's wingman as she puts herself back out there after her split with Smith.</desc>
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    <title>You're Gonna Get It - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Travis joins his father and Andy at a professional golf tournament; Jules faces her fear of public humiliation; Ellie and Grayson are impressed by Laurie in a trivia game.</desc>
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    <title>Lonesome Sundown - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Jules tries to not interfere when Travis contemplates a big decision; the gang tries stop taking advantage of each other.</desc>
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    <title>Damaged by Love - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Travis suffers his first truly broken heart, Jules and Bobby are at a loss as to how to help him. Meanwhile, Grayson stands up to Jules when she tries to tell him what to do, and Ellie turns to Laurie for support when Andy's overly flirty sister-in-law, comes to visit.</desc>
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    <title>Around the World in a Total Daze - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A famous world explorer is hired by Von Goosewing to challenge Duckula to a race around the world. Though Von Goosewing cheats, Castle Duckula still finishes first. Still, Duckula is denied the grand prize.</desc>
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    <title>Manhattan Duck - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Count transports the castle to Manhattan, where Transylvanian style suddenly becomes the newest fasion fad. Seeing his chance to make a fortune, Duckula sells off most of the contents of the caslte, including Igor. Duckula and Nanny use the money to have a grand time in the city. Unfortunately they may be stuck there, since one of the things they sold was the clock that controls the transport mechanism.</desc>
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    <title>Alps-a-Daisy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Duckula travels to a winter sports competition and tries to compete in every event.</desc>
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    <title>Prince Duckula - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After a TV appearance, a group of revolutionaries hire Duckula to impersonate a prince.</desc>
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    <title>Venice a Duck Not a Duck - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Egg, the Crow brothers, Maurice the Strongman, Charlie the Clown, the Mutinous Penguins, Gaston, Pierre, Cruel, and the Phantom of the Opera all combine forces to get revenge on Duckula.</desc>
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    <title>A Mountie Always Gets His Duck - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When a Mountie tracks and catches a criminal in Transylvania, Duckula makes a deal with him: he will transport him back to Canada, if Duckula can be a mountie. Once a mountie, Duckula finds himself on an adventure to save the beautiful Ann Marie.</desc>
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    <title>The Zombie Awakes - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quackbrain, a deranged psychiatrist, convinces Duckula to take part in an experiment and traps Duckula in his Dream Machine. It becomes up to Nanny and Igor to enter the dream and save the Count.</desc>
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    <title>No Sax Please, We're Egyptian - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Duckula travels to Egypt to look for an ancient saxophone that will help him to become a rock star.</desc>
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    <title>Vampire Vacation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Duckula goes on a vacation to Spain to visit his cousin.</desc>
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    <title>One Stormy Night - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Von Goosewing has created a creature to kill Duckula, but in order to get it to work he must enlist the help of one of Duckula's resurrected ancestors.</desc>
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    <title>Transylvanian Homesick Blues - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Duckula, Igor, and nanny go for a ride on a roller coaster run by a Mr. Fexactely. The coaster takes them on a strange trip through time.</desc>
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    <title>Restoration Comedy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>To Igor's displeasure, the Count has hired Mr. Roberto to renovate the castle. He wants to make it less evil-looking.</desc>
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    <title>The Mutinous Penguins - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While looking for the castle, which has transported to the Antarctic, Duckula, Nanny, and Igor are trapped on an ice flow by mutinous penguins. There, they must deal not only with looking for the castle, but with the Vikings that are stuck there with them.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Von Goosewing's Invisible Ray - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Von Goosewing has built an invisible ray, which he plans to use to get rid of Duckula. Meanwhile, Duckula, Igor, and Nanny argue about magic tricks and spells.</desc>
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    <title>Down Under Duckula - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides that Nanny needs psychiatric help, so he transports the caste to Austria. Unfortunatly, the castle ends up in Australia instead. There, Duckula accidentaly gives away the castle's coo-coo clock, whick is a part of the mechanism that allows the castle to transport. He, Igor, and Nanny travel all over Australia to get it back.</desc>
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    <title>All in a Fog - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides he wants to become a famous detective, like Sherlock Holmes, so he, Nanny, and Igor travel to London.</desc>
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    <title>Castle Duckula: Open to the Public - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides to raise money by opening the castle to the public. This opportunity to enter the castle gives Von Goosewing the chance he has been looking for to finally capture Duckula. Meanwhile, Nanny gets a case of amnesia.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost of McCastle McDuckula - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While in Scotland looking for the Loch Ness Monster, Duckula meets another vampire duck and is taken to his haunted castle.</desc>
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    <title>Igor's Busy Day - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A couple who's car has broken down seek shelter in the castle, and causes Igor to think fondly about the good old evil days.</desc>
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    <title>Autoduck - S01E13</title>
    <desc>in another money-making attempt, the count opens the castle as a bed and breakfast. When business is slow, he decides to attract more tourists by breaking the land speed record.</desc>
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    <title>Teardrops on My Guitar - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Bailey settles in over breakfast, Dylan kick-starts his career as her new manager. Will a last-minute audition lead to stardom... or serious drama?</desc>
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    <title>Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beau and the kids get cleaned up for a church wedding — and encounter an unexpected guest at the house. Meanwhile, Cassidy struggles with her faith.</desc>
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    <title>My Girl - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bailey and the Haywoods make the best of bittersweet news as Beau prepares to replace his late wife's mare. Brody reconnects with an old friend.</desc>
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    <title>Blue - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Tuck and Brody struggle with sibling rivalry, Bailey struggles to balance a big audition and a LeAnn Rimes concert with Cassidy.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Lovin' - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beau and Summer's relationship takes center stage after she asks him to spend the night. Elsewhere, Brody and Tuck prepare for a double date night.</desc>
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    <title>You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the heels of exciting news, Bailey struggles to keep her past out of her present and future. Meanwhile, Beau navigates a bad case of heartache.</desc>
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    <title>Back in the Saddle Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Boone's big ask leads to a big answer. The following morning, Beau tries to minimize his birthday, much to the dismay of Bailey and the kids.</desc>
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    <title>You Matter to Me - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It's lights, camera, action for Bailey as a Rocky Top Records film crew stops by the ranch… and encounters a less-than-cinematic day of disaster.</desc>
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    <title>Bless the Broken Road - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bailey's time to shine finally arrives — but the Haywoods aren't ready to say goodbye. Brody revisits his feelings for Jo, and Boone drops a bombshell.</desc>
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    <title>Crazy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Harmony leads to heartache as aspiring singer Bailey's big break falls to pieces. But a chance encounter on a stormy night leads to new possibilities.</desc>
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    <title>Teardrops on My Guitar - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Bailey settles in over breakfast, Dylan kick-starts his career as her new manager. Will a last-minute audition lead to stardom... or serious drama?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beau and the kids get cleaned up for a church wedding — and encounter an unexpected guest at the house. Meanwhile, Cassidy struggles with her faith.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>My Girl - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bailey and the Haywoods make the best of bittersweet news as Beau prepares to replace his late wife's mare. Brody reconnects with an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blue - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Tuck and Brody struggle with sibling rivalry, Bailey struggles to balance a big audition and a LeAnn Rimes concert with Cassidy.</desc>
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    <title>(RV) Ride into the Sunset - S01E12</title>
    <desc>More than a decade into his career, Coffey headlines his first major concert.  Criscilla tackles her first marathon with her cancer in remission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004600 +0000" stop="20261008011251 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Andersons - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In LA, Coffey and Criscilla keep the faith while balancing the grind of his independent music career, her battle with cancer, and family life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011251 +0000" stop="20261008013621 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Mo Chemo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Criscilla braces for her last round of chemotherapy and then plans a surprise party for Coffey's 40th birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013621 +0000" stop="20261008020307 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Miracle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the holidays in full swing, Coffey and Criscilla pay it forward by helping a family in need and teaching their kids about the gift of giving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020307 +0000" stop="20261008022702 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffey Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Criscilla's cancer is officially in remission, so she and Coffey prioritize their health and kick off a fitness challenge to spice up their routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022702 +0000" stop="20261008025016 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Bang and Twang! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Criscilla must undergo surgery to finally put cancer in the rearview.  Coffey books a local gig in Hollywood and gets back to his guitar-slinging ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025016 +0000" stop="20261008031312 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanna Be Your Cowboy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Paw Paw and Big Red in tow, Coffey heads to Reno for the Western Fairs Convention.  At the Anderson home, the kids pamper Criscilla with a mom spa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031312 +0000" stop="20261008033621 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homesick and Hustling - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In Reno, Paw Paw plays promoter as Coffey prepares for a performance.  Back in LA, Criscilla relishes one-on-one time with the children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033621 +0000" stop="20261008035921 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Out of Water - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ethan gets a taste of the outdoors on his first camping trip with Coffey and Paw Paw.  In the city, Criscilla takes her first dance class post-surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035921 +0000" stop="20261008042244 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenth Time's a Charm - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Seeking redemption, Coffey ups the ante for a 10th wedding anniversary.  That includes going back to where the couple's love story began.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042244 +0000" stop="20261008044624 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad, Can I have $300? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Ethan asks for money to buy an Xbox, Coffey shows him the ropes of starting a business.  The family celebrates middle child Emmarie's graduation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044624 +0000" stop="20261008050956 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Dancing! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Coffey collaborates with Criscilla on a music video for "She's Famous."  Can she fuse her hip-hop swag with his upbeat country?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050956 +0000" stop="20261008053347 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(RV) Ride into the Sunset - S01E12</title>
    <desc>More than a decade into his career, Coffey headlines his first major concert.  Criscilla tackles her first marathon with her cancer in remission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053347 +0000" stop="20261008060039 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Andersons - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In LA, Coffey and Criscilla keep the faith while balancing the grind of his independent music career, her battle with cancer, and family life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060039 +0000" stop="20261008062409 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Mo Chemo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Criscilla braces for her last round of chemotherapy and then plans a surprise party for Coffey's 40th birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062409 +0000" stop="20261008065055 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Christmas Miracle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the holidays in full swing, Coffey and Criscilla pay it forward by helping a family in need and teaching their kids about the gift of giving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065055 +0000" stop="20261008071450 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffey Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Criscilla's cancer is officially in remission, so she and Coffey prioritize their health and kick off a fitness challenge to spice up their routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071450 +0000" stop="20261008073804 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Bang and Twang! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Criscilla must undergo surgery to finally put cancer in the rearview.  Coffey books a local gig in Hollywood and gets back to his guitar-slinging ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003359 +0000" stop="20261008013247 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Akisa exchanges bitter words with her mother, Esther, as the news of their loss spreads. Meanwhile, Vivienne eyes an aggressive land grab in Tsilanga.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013247 +0000" stop="20261008023506 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mwalimu's brothers object to his final resting place as people start falling ill after the funeral. Vivienne and Max bend the law to get what they want.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023506 +0000" stop="20261008033358 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Vivienne takes a trip into the dark events of her past. Back in Nairobi, Akisa faces setbacks at work as a damning video of the mine lands on Joe's desk</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033358 +0000" stop="20261008043335 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Kyalo galvanizes the village against Eco-Rock - with violent results. Akisa worries about Esther and returns to Tsilanga to check on her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043335 +0000" stop="20261008053355 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Joe gets back in Vivienne's good books, at Kyalo's expense. While packing up the house, Akisa finds something from her father that changes everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053355 +0000" stop="20261008063419 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>At a pivotal event for her career, Akisa gets a distressing phone call from home that spurs her to drive from Nairobi to the village of Tsilanga.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063419 +0000" stop="20261008073308 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Akisa exchanges bitter words with her mother, Esther, as the news of their loss spreads. Meanwhile, Vivienne eyes an aggressive land grab in Tsilanga.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001359 +0000" stop="20261008003633 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Katz Under the Sea / Curtain of Cruelty - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Courage and Muriel go on a much needed trip to get away from Eustace. They go aboard the Katz submarine and Muriel is put to work making tea. Courage is really not allowed on the ship but he sneaks into someone's suitcase and pretends to be a ventriloquist dummy. He finds out that Katz plans to sink the ship with everybody on it. Courage burps up bubbles and everybody floats to the surface to safety,except Katz who gets ate by a shark. / Floyd the bald guy (from the segment Hothead) decides to send a cruelty wave or ""curtain"" out into town and turn everyone mean. While Eustace,Muriel, and Courage are buying meats at the market. The wave hits. Its ineffentant on Eustace cause he already is mean. Muriel and Courage use fabric softer on there shirts so thats why they don't got mean cause there ""soft"".Muriel and Courage are taken to a prisoner training camp for being nice and Eustace is elected canadiate for Mayor.Courage finds the machine that sends o...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003633 +0000" stop="20261008005918 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feast of the Bullfrogs / Tulip's Worm - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A group of bullfrogs with no pond invade the Bagge house. Their leader is named Buffo. They build a pond on the floor and Eustace and Muriel have to act like frogs and will even be eaten. Courage sticks bees to flypaper and sticks it on the ceiling near the fan. The bullfrogs, thinking it's appetizers stick their tongues to it, but Courage turns the fan on which whirls the tongues around and Courage holds their tongues and tosses them away. All except for Buffo, who goes away and becomes a baseball player. / Two teddy bears in a spaceship land on Earth to look for a worm. One is quite handy with a laser gun. Courage plays the horn and it attracts a worm, which just happens to be the worm that the teddy bears are after. When Muriel won't tell them where it is, and the teddy bears blow up part of their house. The worm comes and it turns out he is a giant blue worm from outer space that eats the teddy bears as well as Muriel. The worm belongs to a giant...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005918 +0000" stop="20261008012202 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So in Louvre Are We Two / Night of the Scarecrow - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Courage,Muriel,and Eustace win a trip to an art museum in Europe. Muriel talks about how her mother aways said that Muriel aways looked liked the Mona Lisa. They go into the museum right before closing time and then get locked in. They fall asleep in their and when they wake up Muriel walks up to the painting of the Mona Lisa and gets pulled in. Then the Mona Lisa steps out of the painting (the plantets align and the portrait people switch places with real people) Eustace switches places with the thinker and Courage has to chase down the Mona Lisa so he can get Muriel back. The Thinker and the Mona Lisa go on a date into some portraits. Courage and Muriel enter a painting of what they say looks like there house (and it is) and they sit there at home wondering where Eustace is? / Courage,Muriel,and Eustace are leaving the county fair, they get chased off the road by a swarm of crows into a corn field. The car crashes into a scarecrow. Mur...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012202 +0000" stop="20261008014445 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mondo Magic / Watch the Birdies - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A magic kit comes to Courage's house and Courage preforms all kinds of magic tricks. After awhile, this magician named Mondo comes out to help Courage preform tricks. He makes Eustace go in the TV and for his last act he gives Muriel these wierd alienish eyes. Courage pulls off his skin to reveal Mondo is really a green monster. He says Muriel will transform into a monster like he is and marry her. Muriel is transforming, and Courage tries to get Dr. Vindaloo's help but Mondo turns Vindaloo into a cabbage! Courage's magic save the day by turning Mondo into a rabbit. / Muriel and Courage are feeding birds outside.Suddenly Muriel is taken away by a gigantic vulture! The vulture makes Muriel watch her baby birds (while she goes to look for a new husband) and if the birds feathers are harmed in anyway, she eat Muriel with a cereal spoon! Courage has to feed the birds and protect it from bees. Then a snake comes and starts to go after the baby birds but then go...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014445 +0000" stop="20261008020729 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishy Business / Angry Nasty People - S03E19</title>
    <desc>A lady fish or fishonnary comes to take Muriel, Courage and Eustace back to ""where they came from"". It turns out they really go to an underwater bio-dome becausea all life originally came from the sea. These three fish judges annouce them guilty of uncivilized behavior (sipping tea, wearing shoes, etc.). So they put them in a goldfish bowl with gills that let them breathe underwater. They have to act like fish and even eat fishfood! Courage must save everyone. / Benton Tarentella returns to make a show about ""angry nasty"" people with Muriel, Eustace and Courage. Eustace is the star because he's very mean. Benton literally takes Eustace's meaness and gives it a form! It's known as Mr. Nasty. Eustace and Mr. Nasty make lots of money and Muriel and Courage are mad because they always get made fun of on the show. So Courage makes Mr. Nasty angry and throws Benton into quicksand. Now Eustace is on a talkshow and loses his money to Mr. Nasty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020729 +0000" stop="20261008023013 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dome of Doom / Snowman's Revenge - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace is mad they he can't grow plants, so they buy a dome that covers the house.A salesman comes to Courage,Muriel, and Eustace's home to set up dome on top of their house so produce will grow there.When they go outside to pick produce it attacks them and takes over the house.Storms build up inside the dome. Eventually Courage thinks up a plan to destroy the man-eating produce and they end up eating each other.Eustace gets to keep some of it... and the dome is removed. / Muriel, Eustace and Coruage come home to find out everything is covered in snow!! They find the Snowman has returned!!!! He has a blue thumb he uses to freeze things. He puts a huge pole in their house, and it will blot out the sun, making it snow everywhere. He succeeds, but is still sad he doesn't have any of his snowpeople friends. He says the hole in the Ozone Layer melted them and the North Pole. So Coruage goes on a plane and literally sews up the hole in the Ozone Layer! The sno</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023013 +0000" stop="20261008025248 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quilt Club / Swindlin' Wind - S03E23</title>
    <desc>While shopping for quilting supplies, Muriel meets the mysterious Siamese-twin Stitch sisters, who invite her to join their ""quilt club""... if she can prove she's good enough! Muriel becomes obsessed with proving she's ""quilt club"" material, but when the Stitch sisters come over to initate her, they use their wicked magic to literally make Muriel into quilt material! / After Eustace cheats Shirley the Medium at the County Fair, she puts a curse on Eustace and Muriel that drives them to try and swindle each other every chance they get! Courage will have to convince Shirley to break the curse, by getting one of the two victims to do something nice for the other (in a roundabout way).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025248 +0000" stop="20261008031530 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Flan / Courage Under the Volcano - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Muriel and Eustace get hypnotised by a Flan Infomercial. The whole town of Nowhere gets hypnotised. They eat Flan's food product and get fat. Courage must stop Flan so he wouldn't make any more people fat and hypnotised.Courage makes Flan eat his own product and he gets hypnotised and fat himself. / While on vacation a tribe brings Muriel to a volcano to sacrifice her to the volcano god.To save Muriel, Courage must go under the volcano to save her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031530 +0000" stop="20261008033812 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beaver's Tale / The Nutcracker - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Bagge's yard gets flouded, Eustace and Muriel go for a swim. Everything is alright until the water rises too high and enters their house. Courage paddles around in the water to the town of Nowhere and stops when he sees a beaver putting up a dam. Courage trys to ask him nicely to stop building it because it ruining there home, but the beaver just hits him with his tail. Courage then finds out the beaver's real love is for music and not construction. The beaver starts to hit his tail as a rythem on the dam.Courage picks the string on his yo-yo, like an instrument. The beaver's tale constatly hiting the dam eventually breaks it. Courage's house's water level drys up to nothing. Muriel and Eustace then attend a concert in a local karaoke-type place to watch Courage and the beaver play their instruments. / Muriel,Courage, and Eustace head down to the local dump to look for stuff they might want. Most of it is just pure junk except this nutcracker they fin</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033812 +0000" stop="20261008040052 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumpledkiltskin / Housecalls - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Muriel gets a telegram, from her uncle Agnes,saying that all of her relatives died that knew a kilt pattern. Muriel is the only family member left who knows how to make it. He wants her to come to Scotland and make a kilt for him.Eustace refuses to go to Scotland, because he hates Scotland. Muriel and Courage go over to Scotland to help him. He takes them to a castle and tells Muriel to make a couple thousand kilts for his factory. She says no. Uncle Agnes suddenly admits he is not her uncle, then warns her he'll make her into a pie if she doesn't listen. Courage overhears a conversation of ""Agnes"" and his mother.He kicked her out for saying his real name to many times.Courage then plays a game of charades with Muriel in front of him so she will say his name. She figures it out and Rumplekiltskin (his real name) doesn't force her to make a couple thousand kilts. / A lonely doctor named Gerheart gets tired of being lonely in his run down old house. He invents</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040052 +0000" stop="20261008042329 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Le Quack Balloon / Windmill Vandals - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Le Quack is back,once again, this time in a hot air balloon. Muriel is geting ready to bake cookies when he arrives and is using a cookbook.Le Quack switches the cookbook to a Swedish cookbook when she is not looking, the cookie recipe now requires vinegar that is only in Sweden. Le Quack says he'll take Muriel to Sweden in his hot air balloon. It's all really a trick. He attaches Muriel to a bungee cord and makes her steal things when she comes down and up. Courage goes, leashed with Eustace and finds Le Quack's big plan is to have Muriel rob the Swedish piggy bank.Unfortunately for Le Quack it is garded by a General and cannons which shoot the balloon down.Eustace gets stuck in a cannon and it launches, he lands in the bathroom of his house and his head gets stuck in the toliet when he lands! He finds his glasses in there. Muriel and Courage escape from Le Quack and find the Swedish vinegar. / The windmill is broken. Courage finds that whenever the windmill stops... four armored skeletons on horseback come towards him! He finds signs on the windmill vanes and his computer says they are mystic signs made by the first owner of the farm house. Vandals who had a broken paddle wheel needed energy, so they tried to steal the windmill, but the owner put mystic signs on them to keep them away. Whenever, it stops, the ghosts of the vandals come back... and they want to cut everyone's head off! The windmill eventually gets fixed and the skeletons go away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042329 +0000" stop="20261008044605 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uncommon Cold / Farmer-Hunter, Farmer-Hunted - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Muriel gets a terrible cold, and after a while, she sees a talking slug that wants help. Following directions, Courage and Muriel go to a swamp where there are slugs that are ruled by a snake named Big Bayou. He sheds his skin and makes the slugs make statues out of them. They say Bayou has a magic book that will free them and cure Muriel. Courage gets the book and cures Muriel. Bayou then comes after him, and he bites the book, and his venom magically makes the snake-skin statues attack him. Muriel uses her nail-file to free the slugs. / It's the first day of hunting season, and Eustace goes hunting to prove he's better then his dead brother, Horace. He uses Horace's old gun, a laser gun! Courage goes with him to makes sure he's safe. Eustace spots a bunch of deer and fails to shoot them. The father deer then gets his own laser gun and goes after Eustace! Courage says he can settle this by having a game show with the deer and Eustace called, "Hunt For Knowledge." The deer wins. Eustace tries to shoot him, but instead he hits a bear's lollipop. When he asks who shot it, Eustace takes the deer's antlers and says he's a deer. But then hunters come by and think he's a deer and shoot him. His head gets mounted on a car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044605 +0000" stop="20261008050854 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bride of the Swamp Monster / Goat Pain - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Muriel buys a necklace at a store in which two pictures can fit inside. She puts a picture of herself and Courage on one side, and Eustace on the other side. After they leave the store, Eustace's truck crashes into a swamp. Muriel and Courage have to help push Eustace's truck out of the mud. Muriel loses her necklace in the swamp while pushing the truck. A swamp monster finds it, opens it up, and looks at Muriel's picture. He thinks it's his long lost bride swamp monster. He goes to the Bagge house and kidnaps her. He brings Muriel to the swamp in a wedding dress. Courage finds the real swamp bride and brings her back to him. Courage rescues Muriel. / Muriel's back starts to hurt, so Eustace takes her to Dr. Vindaloo because she can't make him any food in that condition. He tells them they must go to a top of Mount Nowhere, where a hot spring is located in order to heal her. Courage, Muriel, and Eustace head up toward the mountain. On top lives a goat, who has been neglected by humans, trashing his habitat, and draining up the spring. Eventually, he was the only one left, and now, he chases people off the island by hitting them with his horns. After the goat tells his story, he makes Muriel and Courage hold up gigantic rocks for torture. Courage then accidentally re-opens the hot spring and he cleans up the garbage. The goat and Muriel return to normal health by relaxing in the spring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050854 +0000" stop="20261008053140 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muriel Blows Up / Profiles in Courage - S04E11</title>
    <desc>After a missile explodes over the farmhouse, Muriel finds a giant carrot growing in her garden. After eating it, Muriel begins to expand. On TV, the General warns Nowhere about the missile and says only he can disarm it. Using a computer camera, Courage sees a carrot robot. Courage goes in and eats it, then gets burped out. As courage begins to expand, he goes to General, who goes inside Courage and disarms the carrot. Courage burps them up, only to have Eustace eat it. Because the carrot was not properly disabled, Eustace explodes. / At the fair, Muriel and Eustace get full size silhouettes of themselves. On the ride home, Courage notices that they are beginning to move. That night, the profiles take Muriel And Eustace's life to be human. After Courage shows them that being paper is more fun, they give it back. Their creator comes and realizes the silhouettes are happier being paper, and he thanks him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053140 +0000" stop="20261008055416 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mask / Squatting Tiger, Hidden Dog / Muted Muriel - S04E13</title>
    <desc>A strange mask wearing women comes to the farmhouse and says dogs are evil. With that, she hits Courage. Muriel thinks they are just playing and invites her to tea. While there, she says that long ago her best friend Bunny fell for a horrible dog. After trying to convince her to leave, the dog threatend her and she had to leave. After that, she rerapedly hurts Courage. At dinner, she says that she wears her mask to hide from reality. Muriel says she has to face reality, but she reveals that Muriel has been sneaking food and Eustace can't fix every thing like he says he can. This causes a fight between Eustace and Muriel. Courage spys on the woman that night and sees her play with a toy mouse. She takes off her mask to reavel she's a cat. Convinced she's a wanted crimnal, Courage locks the doors to the bedroom and attic doors, steals the mouse, and drives off to go to the police.
He stops at a diner where the rat reconizes the cat's mouse and says her names Kitty. He says Bunn / A Chinese Emporess (and Di Lung) capture Muriel to rid her of her bones. Courage is then put through a series of tests to see if he can rescue Muriel. / Muriel refuses to talk after Eustace keeps ignoring her, so Shirley makes a giant starfish attack and it can only be stopped at the sound of Muriel's voice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055416 +0000" stop="20261008061705 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aqua-Farmer / Food of the Dragon - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Eustace,Muriel, and Courage go to Nowhere Wet World in which they watch the famous Jojo the dolphin preform some stunts and tricks.The dolphin is mean to Eustace and spits popcorn in his face.Eustace complains about how he can swim better than Jojo.Eustace loses the first challange. Eustace and Jojo then make out an agreement for the next day. If Eustace would lose, Jojo could keep Muriel, in which she would have to live as a mermaid with him. Courage and Muriel give him some training at their house to get him ready. Courage eventually succeeds in making Eustace a good swimer. Eustace ends up winning the race against Jojo, because Courage hypnotised Jojo. / Muriel and Courage make the house look like a pirate theme, Eustace isn't too thrilled about it. Muriel and Courage are dressed up in pirate clothes. The three of them eat seafood, then all of the sudden comes a dragon. He eats Eustace, and chases after Muriel and Courage. The dragon tells them he wishes he could fly, and if Courage could teach him how to fly, he would not eat them. Courage, after many attempts, tries to make him fly, but fails. The dragon doesn't want to eat them, but has no choice, so he continues to chase them through the town of Nowhere, and into the jungle. Once Courage and Muriel get to a body of water in the jungle, another dragon appears, who is friendly because he is a water dragon who just eats seafood. The other dragon finds out this water dragon is his long lost brother, and he wasn't meant to fly since he is also a water dragon. Courage, Muriel, and the two water dragons eat some seafood together. The one dragon spits out Eustace, but a bad flying dragon flies overhead and eats him again.</desc>
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    <title>Last of the Starmakers / Son of the Chicken From Outer Space - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A star making squid has just had babies(in eggs)She looses her husband to a giant inhaling whale. The squid ends up landing on Earth where she lays there with her eggs. Courage isn't sure about her at first, until he notices that she makes stars. This also flatters Muriel, but Eustace calls the military so he can get money! The military uses the squid and the eggs for research. Muriel sends Courage to help the squid. With the help, the eggs finally hatch and the baby squids float up into the heavens. The mother squid turns into a garden. And once again, Eustace gets his just desserts at the end. / Ashamed at what happened to her husband, the wife of the Chicken from Outer Space sends their three-headed son to destroy Courage. When they land, they try to just zap him, but they hit Eustace instead. Then they tried a bomb disguised as an egg, but Courage puts it in the toilet, and blows up Eustace. And they finally try tieing Courage up and running over him with a train. The three-headed chicken fails and starts getting in a fight with itself. They start crying because it's mother said that if they don't kill Courage, they can't come home. The middle head always carries a camera, so Courage has them take pictures of Courage being tortured. With that, the chicken bades farewell, but Eustace, Muriel, and Courage end up looking like a three-headed chicken.</desc>
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    <title>Courageous Cure / Ball of Revenge - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Two multi-armed aliens come to Earth to find an antidote for a disease that makes everyone on their planet beat each other up with their arms. They expriment on Eustace and Muriel, only to find they don't have the antibodies to get the cure. Courage had the cure in him the whole time, and the aliens get it. / Eustace finally gets tired of Muriel treating Courage so well, so he does something to finally destroy Courage once and for all. He gathers together the villains Courage fought to destroy Courage!</desc>
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    <title>Cabaret Courage / Wrath of the Librarian - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Eustace and Muriel never returned a book named 'The pixie and the Prickle Pirate' so they become characters in the book until Courage pays the fine. / Eustace and Muriel never returned a book named "The Pixie and the Prickle Pirate," so they become characters in the book until Courage pays the fine. So Courage tries to find ways of gaining money, even making a performance of Eustace and Muriel as characters</desc>
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    <title>Remembrance of Courage Past / Perfect - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Courage remembers the time when his parents were sent to outer space by an evil vet. / Eustace is sick and tired of how Courage constantly doing things wrong. A strict teacher arrives and attempts to make Courage "perfect", but keeps failing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001655 +0000" stop="20261008003830 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Laundry - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003830 +0000" stop="20261008004504 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grizzly Beaver Safari - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and man-eating giraffes. Super Cow comes to the rescue, only to find that she has actually been defeated by the Grizzly Beaver, who has eaten the giraffe, who has eaten Chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004504 +0000" stop="20261008010640 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Came First - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, it's egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isn't even a chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010640 +0000" stop="20261008011313 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boneless Kite - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Guy's Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the Asswipe tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Boneless's rescue, and the Asswipe tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011313 +0000" stop="20261008013449 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buffalo Gals - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. It's up to Chicken to save his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013449 +0000" stop="20261008014123 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow and Chicken Reclining - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what it's like to sit in ""The Chair"". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his ""new chair"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014123 +0000" stop="20261008014755 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Inside - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Chicken finds a credit card as his ""free inside prize"". Dad tells him that with the credit card, he can buy all the neat stuff he wants. So Cow and Chicken run down to the weenie emporium, where he learns he can only buy products with the value of 25 cents or less. With that, he buys a stick of weenie bubblegum for 20 cents, then The Red Guy shows up to collect his 5 cent interest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014755 +0000" stop="20261008015429 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Cow - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Chicken turns 11, and is allowed to operate the food catapault. So he feeds Cow with pork butts, but when his sleeve gets caught in the catapault, he ends up getting swallowed by Cow. With that, Mom and Dad take her to The Red Guy, who tries to get Chicken out of Cow's cavernous abdimen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015429 +0000" stop="20261008020103 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Karate Chick - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020103 +0000" stop="20261008020736 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yard Sale - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Chicken holds a yard sale, but when one of the price tags accidentally falls off the table and onto the yard, The Red Guy literally buys the yard. Mom and Dad expect Chicken to get the yard back, in which he does by having Cow play a game of one-shot battleship with The Red Guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020736 +0000" stop="20261008021410 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Lance Sackless - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken decide to get on Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots; so they glue each other to their heads, and send the tape in. They then meet the host of the show, The Red Guy (who portrays Lance Sackless). After Cow and Chicken win the grandprize, The Red Guy trashes them with insults about how stupid they look, so Super Cow takes out The Red Guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021410 +0000" stop="20261008022044 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Afraid of the Dark? - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad are upset that Cow and Chicken aren't afraid of the dark, so they call in a specialist on fear: The Red Guy (who portrays Dr. Lackslacks). He tries everyway he can to make Cow and Chicken afraid, only succeeding in making himself afraid of everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022044 +0000" stop="20261008022718 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad News Plastic Surgeons - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Teacher is disappointed when the school's plastic surgery team has no championships, so she calls in The Red Guy, to be the new plastic surgery coach. Chicken and Cow immediately join the team, and are taken to the finals, where they must compete against real doctors, who are still in grade school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022718 +0000" stop="20261008023351 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Exchange Stüdent - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The neighboring county of Montzerellaville is in the middle of a Holy Cheese War. One of their own, Slappy McCracken, is part of the exchange student program. He and Cow fall head over heals for each other. Cow then decides to stop the cheese war by proving that cheese isn't used for weapons, it's used for food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023351 +0000" stop="20261008024026 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child Star - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who can't puddle dance. Cow's performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024026 +0000" stop="20261008024659 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perpetual Energy - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken mess with a Junior Chemistry Set, and created perpetual energy, a beam of energy that keeps on going forever. The Red Guy kidnaps Cow and Chicken to recreate the energy, so he can win a trip to up North without having to sell Military Scout Cookies.
I Am Weasel: ""My Friend, the Smart Banana''</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024659 +0000" stop="20261008025333 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Chicken - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken are sent to the copy room to make copies of the pop quiz. They then get carried away by making copies of their butts, and themselves: causing the copier to blow up. Cow and Chicken run down to the local officer supply store, while The Red Guy brings a copy of Chicken to life. The Chicken copy then causes chaos all over school, while Cow and the real Chicken try to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025333 +0000" stop="20261008030007 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stay Awake - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030007 +0000" stop="20261008032127 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can Cow Come Out &amp; Play? - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy is depressed because no one will play with him. After seeing Cow has Crabs the Warthog, he wants to play with her because he has Crabs's doll house. When he askes to play with Cow, she tells him not if he was the last man on earth. With that he locks the entire world in a trailer, and is the last man standing: but Cow still won't play with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032127 +0000" stop="20261008034307 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horn Envy - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034307 +0000" stop="20261008040427 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goin' My Way? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading "home"; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040427 +0000" stop="20261008042606 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Babysitter - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042606 +0000" stop="20261008044744 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow Fly - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044744 +0000" stop="20261008050919 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Am I? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050919 +0000" stop="20261008053056 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sargeant Weenie Arms - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053056 +0000" stop="20261008055235 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sow &amp; Chicken - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055235 +0000" stop="20261008055908 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me An' My Dog - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055908 +0000" stop="20261008062047 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow's Dream Catcher - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062047 +0000" stop="20261008064151 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandma at the Mall - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064151 +0000" stop="20261008064825 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken In The Bathroom - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064825 +0000" stop="20261008065459 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chickens Don't Fly - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken are taking a trip all by themselves. Their taking an airplane. Once Chicken sees the actual plain, he starts to have anxiety attacks and believes that flying is a dangerous way to travel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065459 +0000" stop="20261008070133 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P.E. - S03E14</title>
    <desc>P.E. Chicken, Flem, and Earl are finally 6th graders, and are ready for their first day at junior high. Once in their gym class they find it difficult to put up with a strict P.E. teacher, and bully twins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070133 +0000" stop="20261008070807 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playin' Hookie - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070807 +0000" stop="20261008071441 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Lips - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Chicken is upset because he can't whistle, and everybody else can. The Red Guy tries to tutor Chicken, but he finds out that Chicken can't whistle because he has no lips. The Red Guy then immedietaly sends Chicken to surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071441 +0000" stop="20261008072116 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day I was Born - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072116 +0000" stop="20261008072750 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Factory Follies - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072750 +0000" stop="20261008073456 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>101 Uses for Cow &amp; Chicken - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Chicken starts to mess with a pricing gun in the super market, and then starts getting carried away. Soon, Cow and Chicken inevidibly have price tags stuck on them. Red Guy assumes they're for sale, and buys them...but doesn't know exactly how to put them to use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073456 +0000" stop="20261008074130 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intelligent Life? - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Cow doesn't wish to come in, but rather stay out all night to stare at the moon. So she builds a make-shift rocket ship out of cardboard boxes, a trashcan, and traffic cone. It ACTUALLY works, and finds herself on the planet Mud, where she brings space alien (Red Guy) back to earth where he says the solution to all problems is: puppets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074130 +0000" stop="20261008074805 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Careful What You Wish For - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074805 +0000" stop="20261008075439 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost At Sea - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow.
I am Weasel: ""I.R. Do""</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001117 +0000" stop="20261008003552 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #12: Jupiter Jazz (1) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Faye robs and abandons the Bebop crew, Spike goes in search of a woman he once knew, and Vicious makes another deadly appearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003552 +0000" stop="20261008010025 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #13: Jupiter Jazz (2) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jet continues his mission to reunite his Bebop comrades, and Spike finds himself locked in a brutal dogfight with his old nemesis Vicious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010025 +0000" stop="20261008012506 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #14: Bohemian Rhapsody - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Bebop Crew embarks on a wild goose chase of a bounty hunt that leads them deep into space in search of an ancient chess master.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012506 +0000" stop="20261008014945 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #15: My Funny Valentine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Jet brings in a fugitive from Faye’s past, the rebellious beauty must decide whether to turn him in – or give an old flame one last chance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014945 +0000" stop="20261008021427 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #18: Speak Like a Child - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a mysterious package arrives, Faye disappears on a gambling binge, and Spike and Jet embark on a frustrating search for ancient technology!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021427 +0000" stop="20261008023907 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #4: Gateway Shuffle - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Faye teams up with Spike and Jet to track down a gang of space activists that plans on turning the human population into monkeys!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023907 +0000" stop="20261008030345 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #5: Ballad of Fallen Angels - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spike aims to collect the bounty on a member of the Red Dragon Syndicate, but his mission leads him into a deadly showdown with a face from his past!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030345 +0000" stop="20261008032827 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #6: Sympathy for the Devil - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The latest case for the crew of the Bebop finds Spike pitted against a young boy with a talent for the harmonica – and murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032827 +0000" stop="20261008035244 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #16: Black Dog Serenade - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jet teams up with a former partner to settle the score with the man who took his arm, but he soon discovers that memories can be deceiving.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Mushrooms, Cheese Toasties and Takeaways - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Is Josh Free in Two Weeks? - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Can Josh Take a Leap of Faith? - S02E13</title>
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    <title>A Very Trippy Horse - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Reckoning - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Lost in Los Angeles - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Down the Rabbit Hole - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The mystery deepens: Did a crime occur? The obsessed descend on the Cecil hoping to solve the case and tumble down the rabbit hole of conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>The Hard Truth - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A long-awaited autopsy report arrives, but suspicions linger. Today, an unlikely target speaks his mind as experts weigh in on persistent mysteries.</desc>
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    <title>Murder on 42nd St. - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bright lights, fear city: In Times Square, 1979, police stumble on a fiery "hotel room from hell" housing the bodies of two women.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect Hunting Ground - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After another grisly murder, officers talk to sex workers and examine their clients' records. Meanwhile, eerily similar killings occur in New Jersey.</desc>
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    <title>End of an Era - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Days after a woman's harrowing escape, NJ police build a case. NYC officers connect the dots as trophies come to light. A daughter looks for closure.</desc>
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    <title>A Badge and a Gun - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Women are found dead inside their own homes throughout L.A.  The BAU searches security footage for an UnSub who was invited into each victim's home.</desc>
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    <title>Derek - S11E16</title>
    <desc>When Morgan is abducted, the BAU scrambles to find him and save his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Sandman - S11E17</title>
    <desc>The BAU heads to Wichita in search of an UnSub abducting children while their parents sleep. Also, Morgan tries to find who was responsible for his attack.</desc>
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    <title>A Beautiful Disaster - S11E18</title>
    <desc>When an UnSub targets the BAU, and the team goes into action to find out who is responsible.</desc>
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    <title>Tribute - S11E19</title>
    <desc>When former team member Prentiss tracks an international serial killer, she enlists the help of the BAU when she believes the UnSub's next victim will be on American soil.</desc>
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    <title>Inner Beauty - S11E20</title>
    <desc>The BAU searches for an UnSub who is purposely disfiguring victims. Also, Rossi has an awkward reunion with his ex-wife, Hayden Montgomery, who kept his daughter, Joy, a secret from him for nearly 30 years.</desc>
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    <title>Devil's Backbone - S11E21</title>
    <desc>When guards at a Virginia prison intercept a package with evidence relating to the kidnapping of two boys several years ago, the BAU questions a notorious serial killer who may have information on the boys’ whereabouts.</desc>
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    <title>The Storm - S11E22</title>
    <desc>The BAU is shocked when Hotch is apprehended by a SWAT team and suspected of conspiracy, and as the team scrambles to prove his innocence, they suspect a larger plot is on the horizon.</desc>
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    <title>The Crimson King - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Agent Luke Alvez joins the BAU team, which is tasked with capturing a killer who escaped prison with 13 other convicts.</desc>
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    <title>Sick Day - S12E02</title>
    <desc>When JJ arrives home shaken after a rough case, she breaks down and tells her husband about the abduction of two children.</desc>
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    <title>Siskel &amp; Ebert &amp; Jay &amp; Alice - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After Jay attends the Academy Awards ceremony, Siskel and Ebert have a fight on the plane ride home and split up. Jay sees his golden opportunity to be a partner to either Siskel or Ebert but feels they weren't right to be apart so he tries to get them reunited.</desc>
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    <title>Lady Hawke - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Jeremy Hawke's sister, Olivia Newton Hawke, visits New York, Jay meets her and is smitten with her which puts his relationship with Alice on the line when she begins to feel left out. So Jay then must decide who he really loves.</desc>
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    <title>A Song for Margo - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Margo gets a new neighbor, Johnny Wrath, who is the lead singer in the rock group, "Nuns in a Blender". Margo falls in love with him but doesn't feel the relationship is right when she finds him with another girl. Meanwhile Alice tries to find a suitable preschool for Penny.</desc>
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    <title>From Chunk to Hunk - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jay and Marty begin to feel a little big so they enroll in a weight loss camp. Marty loses a remarkable amount of weight which makes him feel more self- confident but when he is placed as the star in a school play, he doesn't feel his skinny self is right for him. Meanwhile, Jay receives a death threat from Belgian actor Jean Paul Le Pope whose movie he panned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013008 +0000" stop="20261008015217 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Duke's Men - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Jay helps Marty become class president, Duke decides to have Jay help him become US President.</desc>
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    <title>Sherman of Arabia - S02E07</title>
    <desc>At Marty's slumber party, Jay is asked to tell his story in which he got caught up in the Gulf War. Jay tells how he was attending an Iraqi film festival and eventually was thrown in jail where he escaped and lead a troop of men across the desert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021432 +0000" stop="20261008023656 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie and Ellie Get Lost - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Eleanor celebrate their 40th anniversary by going on vacation but the plane crashes and Franklin and Eleanor find themselves marooned on an island. Back in New York, Margo and Jay find out about their disappearance and discover they have willed Jay their entire fortune which Jay decides to put to use by cleaning up New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023656 +0000" stop="20261008025918 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dukerella - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alice's sister, Miranda, comes to visit them which Alice is not comfortable with. Miranda must find work in New York so she joins "Mattress in an Hour" delivering mattresses. When everybody attends a party held by Duke, Miranda falls in love with Duke but is shy because of a wrinkle. She runs out on Duke at midnight and Duke must find the woman who fits her slipper. When it turns out to be Doris, Jay must get Duke and Miranda reunited.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025918 +0000" stop="20261008032140 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can't Believe It's a Clip Show - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jay is hosting his 10th anniversary show held at Carnegie Hall where he showcases a number of movie clips from old episodes such as Jurassic Park 2, Every Which Way but Lucid, and Rabbi P.I. The show is later held hostage by a number of terrorists who threaten to blow the place up with a bomb tied to Jay's waist. Fortunately, everybody is eventually rescued by Milton Berle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032140 +0000" stop="20261008034447 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Film critic Jay Sherman falls in love with actress Valerie Fox.  Jay's family and friends worry that Valerie is using him to get a good movie review.  Does she truly care for him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034447 +0000" stop="20261008040728 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marty's First Date - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Marty invites his Jay to career day at his school where Marty develops a crush on a Cuban girl named Carmen. They go on a date but when Carmen decides to fly back to Cuba, Marty follows her and Jay must get his son back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040728 +0000" stop="20261008043109 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial 'M' for Mother - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jay is considered to be one of the most unpopular men on Earth (ranking even worse than Adolph Hitler) so Duke attempts to spruce up the show to get more people interested. When this doesn't work, Jay decides to soften his image by going on the "Geraldo Show" with his mother but Jay gets an even worse reputation when his mother embarrasses him to the point where he tells her to "shut up".</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043109 +0000" stop="20261008045400 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miserable - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jay, noticing everyone in New York has a fiancee except him, begins to feel unloved. Things change when he goes to review the movie, Indecent Proposal II, and falls in love with the projectionist screening the movie. They arrange a date at her house where she is revealed to have an obsession with Jay to the point where she kidnaps him and ties him to a bed holding him hostage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045400 +0000" stop="20261008051719 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Deb Will Do You - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eleanor is determined to have her daughter, Margo, attend the annual debutantes ball as it is a tradition in her family. When Margo is reluctantly forced into it, Jay decides to accompany her. Meanwhile, Jay competes in his time slot against children's idol Humphrey the Hippo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051719 +0000" stop="20261008054010 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyes on the Prize - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jay celebrates his 1000th episode but the episode is less than successful. Ratings get worse so Jay seeks image consultant, Adolph Hitmaker, for advice. The advice is unsuccessful and Jay is fired. Jay gets a new job on a show which teaches English for cab drivers but Jay is unhappy so he decides to win himself another Pulitzer Prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054010 +0000" stop="20261008060249 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Doris Has Her Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jay is given two tickets to a new play based on The Hunchback of Notre Dame. He tries to find a date but no woman will go with him so he goes with Doris instead. Surprisingly, Jay and Doris have a good time and their relationship eventually blossoms. One day Doris recalls she has a son she put up for adaption. Jay mentions he is adapted and both start to think they are biological mother and son and must find more evidence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060249 +0000" stop="20261008062529 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marathon Mensch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the studio catches fire during Jay's show, he collapses and must be rescued from the fire by Doris. When the news reports Jay's being rescued, he gets a reputation as being a wimp so he tries to prove his manliness by running in the New York marathon which tends to be more tiresome than it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062529 +0000" stop="20261008064831 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L.A. Jay - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jay is offered to write the screenplay for a new movie, Ghostchasers III, so he takes a break from his show to go to L.A. to write the new movie and experience Hollywood life but the movie producer isn't satisfied with Jay's script.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064831 +0000" stop="20261008071133 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Jay - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jay's boss, Duke, has just made a new invention, "Phillips-o-Vision" which alters movies to make them more "like-able". Jay is disgusted with Duke's invention but when Duke is discovered to have a fatal disease, Jay must find a cure for Duke's ailment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071133 +0000" stop="20261008073418 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Marty fails to win an event at his school field day, he is feeling very low so Jay tries to improve his self-confidence by getting him interested in playing guitar and putting him in the school talent show. Meanwhile, Them Magazine names Jay "the wittiest man alive" so Duke offers to pay everyone who doesn't laugh at Jay's show $100 which doesn't go over very well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073418 +0000" stop="20261008075705 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uneasy Rider - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jay is asked by Duke to use his show to promote a new product, "Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco". Jay doesn't want to promote tobacco so he tears up his contract and quits. He finds a new career in truck driving where he is praised by the other truckers but starts to realize the importance of his other job.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Vet, Go! - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The docs at Critter Fixer embark on their new "Vet for a Day" national tour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005029 +0000" stop="20261008013432 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feeling Lucky - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Docs at Critter Fixer attempt to remove an egg from a cockatiel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013432 +0000" stop="20261008021838 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherlock Hodges - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The Docs at Critter Fixer treat a rescued pigeon with a surprising injury.</desc>
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    <title>We Fix 'Em All - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The docs give hope to the families of a dog with a tumor, a goose that's ill and a young cancer patient who wants to be a vet.</desc>
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    <title>A Key to the City - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The Docs are awarded keys to the city for years of community service; helping a red tail boa; introducing a kid to a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Turtle Power - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The docs try to milk an un-milkable goat and bust out their MacGyver skills in an attempt to repair a turtle's broken shell.</desc>
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    <title>G.O.A.T. Bloat - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The docs see a goat with severe bloating, a boa constrictor that refuses to feed, and a turtle infected with parasitic "vampire worms."</desc>
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    <title>Hiss &amp; Make-Up - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The docs get up close and personal with venomous snakes, help a dog whose face droops, and send a diabetic canine on the road to recovery.</desc>
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    <title>Sassy Sassy Goat - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The docs work to keep the clinic clean while meeting an adventurous cockatiel, an eager beaver and a cow that takes them surfing.</desc>
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    <title>No Bird Left Behind - S05E12</title>
    <desc>A beloved sick chicken, a giant schnauzer and wild bass.</desc>
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    <title>Queen Victoria Syndrome - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A much-needed update to the Royal Yacht draws scrutiny to the Queen's reign. Hounded by the press, Charles and Diana have a second honeymoon in Italy.</desc>
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    <title>The System - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Prince Philip offers his support to a grieving family member. Keen to snatch a scoop, a tabloid journalist approaches Diana about a tell-all book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020605 +0000" stop="20261008025844 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mou Mou - S05E03</title>
    <desc>In 1946, an Egyptian street vendor finds inspiration in the abdicated King Edward. Years later, he eagerly tries to integrate into British High Society.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025844 +0000" stop="20261008035243 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annus Horribilis - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Between a fire at Windsor Castle and tensions in her children’s marriages, the Queen commemorates and reassesses her 40 years on the throne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035243 +0000" stop="20261008044238 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way Ahead - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Faced with the fallout of an intercepted call with Camilla and the consequent kickback to his marriage, Prince Charles must navigate a scandal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044238 +0000" stop="20261008054041 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ipatiev House - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Eager to lead a newly democratic Russia, President Yeltsin tries to win the Queen's support while she navigates new rifts in her marriage with Philip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054041 +0000" stop="20261008063218 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Woman's Land - S05E07</title>
    <desc>As BBC's Martin Bashir goes to great lengths to secure an interview with Diana, the lonely princess finds purpose and warmth in a London hospital.</desc>
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    <title>Gunpowder - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The Queen spends quality time with Prince William. On Guy Fawkes Night, fireworks make for a perfect distraction from Diana's BBC interview.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002615 +0000" stop="20261008010729 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Twin - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Avery and her team investigate the murder of a woman whose electronic devices indicate that she was alive for three days after her official time of death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010729 +0000" stop="20261008014827 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>URL, Interrupted - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Cyber team investigates when a high school victim of intense cyberbullying by her classmates pledges to retaliate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014827 +0000" stop="20261008023121 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selfie 2.0 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The cyber team investigates the abductions of young women whose social network pages are being kept up to date. Also, Ryan helps Trish McCarthy cope with the death of Trish’s sister, Ryan’s former psych patient.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023121 +0000" stop="20261008031049 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L0M1S - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The cyber crime team investigates when nine planes that departed from the same airport face a coordinated Wi-Fi attack while in flight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031049 +0000" stop="20261008035135 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Click Your Poison - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Special Agent Avery Ryan and her team investigate when a man dies after taking medication he purchased from a hacked ad on a medical website.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035135 +0000" stop="20261008043305 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost in the Machine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The cyber team tracks a killer who hacks into a popular online game and tricks gamers into delivering illegal weapons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043305 +0000" stop="20261008051424 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bit by Bit - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Avery and the team investigate when a power outage in Detroit is used to mask a jewelry store robbery-homicide in which the jewels weren’t the target.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051424 +0000" stop="20261008055736 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Secrets - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Avery confronts the hacker who released her patients’ information when she was a psychologist, and Krumitz confronts the man who murdered his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055736 +0000" stop="20261008063937 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why-Fi - S02E01</title>
    <desc>D.B. Russell, a civilian specialist, transfers from Las Vegas to become the director of the newly created division of Next Generation Cyber Forensics. He joins Avery and her team as they track down the most dangerous cyber criminals, beginning with the hacking of a home security system that turns into a homicide investigation. Also, Avery considers moving to a new position within the hierarchy of the FBI, Krumitz is a witness in his sister’s trial, Elijah deals with a delicate family situation and more is revealed about both Nelson’s and Raven’s backgrounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063937 +0000" stop="20261008072307 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart Me - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Raven's friend, Tracey (Lyndon Smith), is fired, evicted and her bank accounts emptied as a result of being hacked by a man she met on a dating app, Raven helps to locate the culprit. However, Raven asks for her team's help when the hacker is found dead and Tracy wakes up in a motel room with the murder weapon and no memory of what happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001939 +0000" stop="20261008004911 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bi-Sexual - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Larry and Rosie O'Donnell try to court the same woman. Larry takes Leon's advice, which gives him an advantage, but he finds it doesn't always work in the long run.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004911 +0000" stop="20261008011857 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Periscope - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Larry and Jeff weigh an investment opportunity; Wanda Sykes preempts Larry's training schedule.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011857 +0000" stop="20261008015139 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mister Softee - S08E09</title>
    <desc>An ice-cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry that impacts a softball title game, a therapist's fees, Bill Buckner's legacy, and his new girlfriend's travel preferences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015139 +0000" stop="20261008022125 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry vs. Michael J. Fox - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Larry accuses his neighbor Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; and Larry is scolded for giving an inappropriate birthday gift to Jennifer's son Greg.</desc>
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    <title>Foisted! - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Larry tries to rid himself of an inept assistant, offends Jeff's barber, and gets into hot water over a new project.</desc>
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    <title>The Pickle Gambit - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice and looks to create a diversion to help a friend’s nephew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033330 +0000" stop="20261008040651 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Disturbance in the Kitchen - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Larry turns to a writer for advice. Searching for Susie’s missing “little sister,” he gets ticketed by an overzealous cop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040651 +0000" stop="20261008043839 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running with the Bulls - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Larry's therapist accuses him of overstepping doctor-patient bounds; Susie grows suspicious of Jeff; and Larry bribes an usher at a funeral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043839 +0000" stop="20261008051153 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You for Your Service - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Larry fails to be suitably patriotic when meeting Jeff's future son-in-law; he also tries to reset his relationships with his mail carrier and security guard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051153 +0000" stop="20261008055007 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Accidental Text on Purpose - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams; he also upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055007 +0000" stop="20261008062406 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Namaste - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Larry angers a hot yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062406 +0000" stop="20261008065752 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Wait for Seconds! - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Larry saves a line-cutter from an angry mob and deals with a tip-flipper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065752 +0000" stop="20261008074127 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shucker - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Larry is blackmailed by an employee and tormented by someone from his past; he and Jeff pitch a new creative venture.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002022 +0000" stop="20261008004404 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loch Ness Monkey - S10E08</title>
    <desc>George visits the Man in the Yellow Hat's Uncle Tam in Scotland, where he learns about the Loch Ness Monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004404 +0000" stop="20261008010740 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George and the Jug Owl - S10E10</title>
    <desc>When George discovers a jug that "hoots", he thinks it's a new creature.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010740 +0000" stop="20261008013123 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oil Saves the Day - S10E12</title>
    <desc>George makes banana bread for the Renkin household.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013123 +0000" stop="20261008015505 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Gets Pickled - S10E13</title>
    <desc>George and the Man don't know what to do with their cucumbers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015505 +0000" stop="20261008021841 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night at the Amusement Park - S10E15</title>
    <desc>George loses his Pirate Petey toy at the amusement park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021841 +0000" stop="20261008024216 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bill on Wheels - S10E19</title>
    <desc>Bill breaks his leg while hiking with George and ends up in the hospital, where he meets a girl who uses a wheelchair to get around.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024216 +0000" stop="20261008030552 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George and the Snow Festival - S10E28</title>
    <desc>George visits a snow festival in Japan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030552 +0000" stop="20261008032935 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey the Magnificent - S11E01</title>
    <desc>George sees Marco performing as a magician, and becomes obsessed with magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032935 +0000" stop="20261008035318 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George: Cat Sitter - S11E02</title>
    <desc>George helps Betsy and Steve with their dog-sitting business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035318 +0000" stop="20261008041653 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ring's the Thing - S11E04</title>
    <desc>George loses Bill's mother's wedding rings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041653 +0000" stop="20261008044036 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Was a Dark and Stormy Night - S11E05</title>
    <desc>George and Betsy learn that Charkie is afraid of thunder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044036 +0000" stop="20261008050419 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George, Dog Groomer - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Charkie gets groomed for a photo shoot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050419 +0000" stop="20261008052754 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Search of Space Monkeys - S11E07</title>
    <desc>George, Gnocchi and Marco search the solar system for monkeys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052754 +0000" stop="20261008055137 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly Paper - S11E08</title>
    <desc>George and Betsy try to make it into Mr. Glass' record book by making a paper airplane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055137 +0000" stop="20261008061520 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fix-it Monkey - S11E09</title>
    <desc>George meets a carpenter named Rosa and is awestruck by her fancy tool belt; George improvises his own monkey-size tool belt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061520 +0000" stop="20261008063903 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Washed Up - S11E10</title>
    <desc>When the Man in the Yellow Hat's washing machine breaks, George learns how to use a laundromat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063903 +0000" stop="20261008070246 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Fancy Pants - S11E11</title>
    <desc>George gets a tuxedo to wear for when he presents Chef with the Garlic Press Award.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070246 +0000" stop="20261008072628 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Action! - S11E12</title>
    <desc>George helps Betsy and Steve make a movie and learns that things don't always go according to the script.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072628 +0000" stop="20261008075011 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen Pals - S11E13</title>
    <desc>When Bill and Betsy become pen pals, George thinks Jumpy and Charkie would like to be pen pals too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001926 +0000" stop="20261008004223 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asian Branch - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Allen finally opens his eyes and wonders how he is alive. He discovers from Asian Headquarters Chief, Bak, that it was his own Innocence, which although was destroyed, lingered on as a cloud of particles and actually filled the hole of his damaged heart, saving his life. Determined to rejoin his companions, get to Edo, and fulfill his promise to Mana, Allen vows to restore his Innocence at all costs. However, he discovers it won't be as easy as he thinks! Also, Allen also meets Wong, who is Bak's assistant; Fou, who is the guardian of the Asian Headquarters; and three division workers: Rikei, Shifu, and Lou Fa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004223 +0000" stop="20261008010520 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road of the Pledged - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Determined to do anything it takes to restore his Innocence, Allen begins his training with Fou, doing battle with her while constantly trying to activate his Innocence to fight. Meanwhile, General Klaud Nine and General Winters Sokaro return to the Black Order upon news of the deaths of their exorcist units.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010520 +0000" stop="20261008012817 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Title - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Back on the ship on route to Edo, Lenalee finally decides to accept the fact that Allen had to be left behind and puts on her new exorcist uniform. However, the ship is attacked by Eshii, a powerful Level 3 Akuma, who was once a Japanese painter, which explains why he uses the word "Title" before every attack. Lavi, Krory, and Bookman fiercly fight aganist Eshii, but are no match for him, resulting in Bookman getting a serious injury, however temporarily saved by Miranda's power. Realizing that everyone is in serious danger, Lenalee leaves the ship to confront Eshii alone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012817 +0000" stop="20261008015115 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sinking Darkness - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lenalee and Eshii continue to fight fiercly in the air while the ship comes under attack from akuma hiding up in the clouds. Many crewman are struck by the blasts and killed, only to be revived by Miranda's Innocence. Lavi tries to determine how they can fight an enemy they can't see. Meanwhile, Lenalee and Eshii's battle reaches the ocean surface where Eshii reveals his true ability. He uses dark matter to create chains around Lenalee and the ship, increasing the gravity around them and dragging them underwater. Lenalee struggles to stay afloat, but Eshii pushes her down and she disappears into the ocean depths.Lavi and Krory then fisgured out a plan which is by using the Nature Seal to clear the clous and krory kill the akumas</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015115 +0000" stop="20261008021412 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maiden Who Has Fallen into Darkness - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Lenalee, floating in darkness, remembers Allen and what she said to him concerning her view of the world. Afterwards she pushes herself and her innocence to the limits and even exceeds them, defeating Eshii in the process and disappering once again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021412 +0000" stop="20261008023709 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ship Stalled, Girl Remains Absent - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While Lenalee is fighting the level 3 akuma, the sailors and exorcists on board the ship are trying to protect it from other akuma. After finally defeating them, they now wait Lenalee's return anxiously.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023709 +0000" stop="20261008030006 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Lenalee is saved by her Innocence and with the help of Cross Marian's converted Akuma, Lavi manages to bring Lenalee back to the ship, but she is no longer able to walk. The level 2 then explained that in Japan, there are more level 3s and above.The then discussed for awhile and decided to head on. Anita, Mahoja and their crew died when Miranda deactivated her Innocence with 3 crew men surviving, following the Exorcists to Edo to find Cross Marian while Allen continues to attempt at re-materialising his Innocence back into its original form.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030006 +0000" stop="20261008032303 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landing - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The 5 exorcists and a few surviving sailors finally arrived at Japan, but Miranda was too exhausted and Lenalee unable to walk. Chomesuke( Her body is named Sachiko which Lavi occationally calls her that.), a Lv 2 Cross-modified Akuma, told them about the 300 years of Japan's history under the control of the Earl. While heading to Edo, they run into three of the Lv 3 Akumas, who hunted down a Lv 2 Akuma and hungrily and cruelly ate it. Chomesuke was caught by one of the Akuma who proves to be more than a match for both Lavi and Krori. However, Lavi attracts the attention of the other two Lv 3's, and the three begin fighting amongst each other. They take advantage of this to escape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032303 +0000" stop="20261008034600 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confusion and Impatience - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Allen trains endlessly trying to regain the control over his Innocence, but the reports of his training show that he is making little to no progress. When he realizes this, he begins to try harder for teh sake of reviving his Innocence as he desprately wants to return to his friends to help them fight against the Akuma. Fou transforms into Roufa and has a talk with Allen reminding him that he isnt fighting just to fight but for something precious, this causes him to remember he is fighting for his friends. Tyki Mikk checks to see if the Cell Ronnin is correct with the Earl and he then sends a lvl 3 Akuma and a Tease to China to finish Allen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034600 +0000" stop="20261008040857 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heading to Edo - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Level 3 Akuma Heads for China to kill Allen. Lenalee and the others head towards Edo and are ambushed by the Level 3 Akumas from earlier when they were at the shore, they use tricks to evade them for a short while and are surrounded a short while later. All Akuma in Japan are then summoned to Edo by the Earl which cuases the three Level 3's to head away. Chomosuke also parts with the group because the earls order is to strong for her to resist, and it is revealed that the Earl is at Edo Castle. While Allen is training with Fou his eye reacts to something and The Earl gives his orders to kill the remaining two generals, hurrying the Noah clan. The Noah Clan and Akuma at Edo Castle are then attacked by Lavi and the rest in order to stop them from getting to the generals. Lavi and The Noah(Tiki Mykk)that destroyed Allen's Innocence are about to fight as he tells them that Allen is still alive and that he sent a Level 3 Akuma to kill him assuming his innocence is gone.The last part shows that the level 3 is about the attack the Asian branch where Allen is...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040857 +0000" stop="20261008043154 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silence - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Episode starts off with recap of why Allen is unable to obtain his Innocence and continues on to another training session with Fou. In the session Allen is showing some signs of strength by being able to throw Fou by her foot, but as she countered and had her blade around Allen he still faced the fact that he was still nothing without his Innocence. Allen whas wotld that his innocence did respond to the training although it did not take form. He then remembered that he only thought about his friends during the training and they tried to revive Allen's inocence. Allen deeply focuses on getting back to the side of his friends his innocence shows some high energy reading which might be linked to reviving allen's left arm. Unfortunately when Allen had a chance at focusing his innocence back his cursed eye returns once again and puts Allen through pain as the eye continues to search for what its looking for while alarming the others. Allen reveals that it feels as if an Akuma is calling for him and the feeling is getting stronger. Allen says he wants to go on and continues to fight Fou while his eye is in pain. His innocence then has a powerful reaction yet again, but unfortunately the cursed eye's pain was too much to handle and allen fainted. The Apprentices and Bak-Chan speculate more again and think about Allen's terrible fate. Suddenly Fou senses something strange happening as Tyki Myki's assassin(the level 3 akuma) finally makes his appearance and strikes easily through Fou's barrier plowing a hole right through her and causing her much pain. The alarm in the Branch goes off and everyone is on a run for the exit. In the midst, Allen hears the alarm, got out of bed, runs into the apprentices, and comes eye to eye with the Level 3 Akuma. His eye invokes itself immediately omitting a strange feeling that Allen wonders about.Fou then indicated that Allen's life was the top poirity while Allen refused to run. The Assassin laughs as he glared at Allen and attacked Allen</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043154 +0000" stop="20261008045452 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invasion - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The story recaps on Allen being stabbed by the Level 3's thread. It affects his molecule structure and partially broke it down. While this is happening the whole Asian HQ is going into hiding, along with locking down their information so the Akuma can not damage it. Bak awakens the guardian deity by engraving a mark on his hand to trap the Akuma in beams of light that come from the pillars around it. They run with Bak carrying Fou, they go into a hallway and Bak again uses the guardian deity to close the wall, while it is closing Bak sees the aproaching Akuma and Fou transforms into Allen to fight it. Allen begins to cry blood from his eye and when a tear hits the ground his Innocence manifests around him and he warps infront of the gate Bak finaly opens the wall and Allen jumps onto the back of the Akuma damaging it with his right hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045452 +0000" stop="20261008051749 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God's Clown - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Allen engages the Level 3 Akuma in battle. Allen speaks to the soul trapped within the Akuma, and learns that this soul was the one that had previously been calling out to him. The soul asks Allen to save him, and Allen consents. However, because his body's composition is unstable (due to the Akuma's prior attack), Allen literally begins to crack during the fight. When Allen crumbles completely, the Akuma turns on Bak and Fou, partially decomposing their bodies too. Enraged, Allen finally manages to reactivate his Innocence and, and he destroys the Akuma. His new Innocence gives him a long black arm with razor sharp talons for fingers. He also acquires a white cowl that shoots web-like projectiles and is fitted with a mask. Before the Akuma dies, he tells Allen of the gathering of the Noah, the Level 3 Akumas, and the Exorcists in Edo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051749 +0000" stop="20261008054046 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Name Chronicled - S02E20</title>
    <desc>After Allen recovers his left arm, he reflects on his old Innocence while many tests are done on the Ark. The tests show that his Innocence has reached 100% synchro-rate. Bak and Allen decide on a new name for Allen's newly evolved Innocence: God's Clown, otherwise known as Crown Clown. He is then given a new Exorcist coat by Wong, and he bids farewell to the Asia Branch, preparing to leave and board the Ark. Bak gives Allen a wireless communicator in a form of a gold earring, which allows him to talk to Komui. Lou Fa, Rikei, and Shifu return Allen's deck of cards, and Allen prepares to head off to Edo via Noah's Ark. The episode ends with Lavi preparing to engage in battle with Tyki Mikk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054046 +0000" stop="20261008060343 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showdown in the Capital - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The battle between the Exorcists and the Noah continues. While Lavi fights Tyki, the Earl combines the Level 3 Akumas into one giant Akuma that attacks the Exorcists. Meanwhile, Lavi attacks Tyki with a new move (a combination of the Fire and Heaven Seals). The Exorcists attack the giant Akuma, but their attacks have little effect. The giant Akuma uses its Evil Star Gita attack and destroys much of the battlefield. Chomesuke sacrifices herself to enable Lavi, Krory, and Bookman to attack the giant Akuma's head (its weak point). Although they succeed in knocking it down, the Akuma manages to get back up again and severely injures them. Meanwhile, Allen enters the Ark and is surprised to find that it is a lovely place filled with white buildings, just like any other country. When he expresses his concern for his friends, Komui cheers him up by telling him to think happy thoughts. Kanda, Marie, and General Tiedoll arrive in Edo, overlooking the scene of the battle between the other Exorcists and the Akuma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060343 +0000" stop="20261008062640 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kanda Joins the Battle - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The fight between Lavi and Tyki continues. While Lavi is repeatedly beaten down by Tyki, Bookman and Krory continue their assault on the huge Akuma, but their attacks continue to fail. Meanwhile, Miranda can no longer maintain her Innocence's barrier over the storage room, giving Tyki the opportunity to capture Lenalee. Chaoji and his comrades attempt to help her, but their efforts are in vain. Just as Tyki is about to deal them the killing blow, Kanda intervenes and begins a fight with Tyki. With Lavi's help, he manages to save Lenalee. Tyki prepares to counterattack, but he retreats when ordered to by the Millennium Earl. Marie uses his Noel Organon's ability to paralyze one of the giant Akuma. Kanda then reveals Mugen's second illusion, Nigentou, and destroys the Akuma in one slash. However, before the Exorcists can relax, the Earl fires off a black orb of energy that grows larger and larger, engulfing Edo in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062640 +0000" stop="20261008064937 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edo Annihilated - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Earl's black orb of energy completely destroys Edo. The Exorcists are left in various conditions, though General Cross' group is more severely wounded. Lenalee, however, is protected by her Innocence, which once again encases her in a crystal-like form. This form catches the Earl's interest, and he sends Tyki, Skin, and the giant Akuma to obtain her Innocence. Kanda fights Tyki, Lavi and Marie confront Skin, and General Tiedoll confronts the giant Akuma. However, with all the Exorcists doing battle with the Noahs, Lenalee is left unguarded, giving the Earl a chance to obtain her Innocence himself. Just as he is about to kill Lenalee, a white arm stops him. The ark's gate is shown open, leading directly to Lenalee, where Allen and the Earl meet face to face once again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064937 +0000" stop="20261008071234 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown and Auguste - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The battle in Edo continues. After greeting the Earl, Allen vows to protect Lenalee. The Earl retaliates and thus begins fighting Allen. During the fight, the Earl reveals some of his hidden abilities by turning Lero into a sword. Eventually, Allen hits the Earl with a Cross Grave attack, but the Earl seems unaffected. The Earl laughs and assures Allen that they will continue their fight another time, and he fires a purple orb of energy, which causes a massive explosion. When the smoke clears, The Earl, Tyki, and Skin are gone, and the Exorcists are in confusion. Inside the Ark, The Earl reveals to Tyki that both Allen and his Innocence are still alive. In Edo, the Exorcists seize their chance to heal and regroup. Despite General Tiedoll's warning of the upcoming dangers, General Cross' group decides to keep moving forward. Lenalee awakens and thanks Allen for trying so hard to save Suman. A pentacle suddenly appears on the ground, and Lenalee is kidnapped by Lero and disappears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071234 +0000" stop="20261008073532 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Key and Noah's Doors - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Lero kidnaps Lenalee, who is sucked into a portal. Seeing Lenalee disappear, Allen reaches into the portal and is pulled in as well. Lavi, Kanda, Krory, and Chaoji follow suit. Soon after, those who are left behind look to the sky and see a strange object in the sky; General Tiedoll and Bookman realize that the object is the infamous Noah's Ark. They are then attacked by a horde of giant Akuma. Marie attacks with Noel Organon while Tiedoll attacks with Art. Miranda, who is still tired from the previous encounters, tells Bookman that everyone's time is still inside her Innocence, but any new injuries that they receive will not heal. Inside the Ark, Allen and his friends see a projection of the Earl, who tells them that they will be deleted (along with the Ark) in three hours. The Exorcists race to find the exit that Allen had previously used. Tyki appears and tells them that there is an exit situated at the Ark's highest point, the top of a tower. Allen realizes that Tyki is the Noah that destroyed his Innocence. Tyki gives them a key to Road's exit door and leaves. The room that the Exorcists enter is occupied by the Noah, Skin Boric. Kanda, who recognizes Skin as the Noah targeting General Tiedoll, tells the others to go ahead and prepares to challenge Skin by himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073532 +0000" stop="20261008075828 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hunts Akuma - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Allen Walker and his golem, Timcanpy have recently arrived in London, planning to visit the Black Order Headquarters. Meanwhile, Officers Moore and Charles are investigating a supposedly haunted church. While searching this abandoned building, Moore and Charles are separated due to Allen's "kidnapping" of Moore. After he is handcuffed to a chair, Allen tries to explain his situation to Moore when Charles is suddenly killed. Since Moore was unconscious due to the attack, Allen is suspected of Charles's death. Allen attempts to tell the chief that an akuma killed Charles and that he would like to help. However, due to the disbelief of the chief, Allen is placed under house arrest while the rest of the police unit investigate the church themselves. During his stay at Moore's home, Allen explains to Moore about what is akuma and later on, he meets Moore's brother-in-law, Mark who is the akuma that killed Charles and countless others who visited the church. Upon investigating, Allen finds out that Moore's sister, Crea is the soul entrapped in the akuma. The akuma later kills the police units excluding Moore and later, Allen destroys it by using his Anti-akuma weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000632 +0000" stop="20261008003747 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Making of Private Pike - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Capt. Mainwaring is to be an umpire in a war game exercise so he gets the use of a car. Pike meets a girl and uses the car to take her out, but they stay out all night and the whole town is shocked.</desc>
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    <title>Knights of Madness - S09E03</title>
    <desc>During a Wings For Victory fundraising event the platoon decides to stage a re-enactment of the battle between St. George and the Dragon, but friction starts when Hodges and the wardens plan the same thing.</desc>
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    <title>The Miser's Hoard - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Frazer is busy counting up his earnings when his doctor visits and accidentally knocks over a money box revealing that Frazer is far from poor.
Concerned, the doctor alerts Mainwaring, who alerts Jones and very soon Frazer's fortune is the subject of town gossip. Eventually the platoon, Hodges, the vicar and the verger are spying on Frazer to see what he does with his money. Will they get their hands on it, or does Frazer have a sneaky trick up his sleeve?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013852 +0000" stop="20261008020824 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Number Engaged - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The platoon takes over from the regular army in guarding some vital telephone wires. During an air raid a bomb lands in the wires and a way has to be found to get it down before it explodes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Never Too Old - S09E06</title>
    <desc>LCpl. Jones wants to marry Mrs. Fox but has to get Capt. Mainwaring's permission. During the reception an invasion alert is called and Jones spends his wedding night on the beach doing guard duty. Note: as the end of the series, it aired on Remembrance Sunday and ended with a tribute from the platoon to the real Home Guard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024345 +0000" stop="20261008031332 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man and the Hour - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After listening to a radio broadcast asking for men to form what has been named Local Defence Volunteers (later to be renamed the Home Guard), George Mainwaring, a local bank manager, decides to act and form the platoon of his own accord.
He appoints himself as Captain and recruits his chief bank clerk Arthur Wilson as the platoon sergeant as well as enlisting the bank's office boy Frank Pike. Several of the local tradesmen - including James Frazer, a philatelist shopkeeper; retired shop worker Charles Godfrey; Jack Jones the butcher and black market businessman Joe Walker - also volunteer their service for 'King and Country.' And so, The Walmington-on-Sea LDV is born.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031332 +0000" stop="20261008034327 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Museum Piece - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the shortage of weapons, Capt. Mainwaring goes to the local museum to see if any of the guns on display can be used by the platoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034327 +0000" stop="20261008041311 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Command Decision - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Capt. Mainwaring, worried about the lack of weapons, gets a visit from Col. Square, an old soldier who offers to donate some guns from his collection, providing he can take command of the platoon. Mainwaring agrees until he sees the state of the guns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041311 +0000" stop="20261008044307 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enemy Within the Gates - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Capt. Mainwaring is giving a lecture on recognising enemy agents when he learns that for every Nazi captured there is a reward. Later on Jones and Walker capture two Luftwaffe airmen, although a Polish officer intends to claim the reward. Back at HQ the airmen escape on Godfrey's watch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044307 +0000" stop="20261008051306 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Showing Up of Corporal Jones - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Just when the platoon finally gets its uniforms, LCpl. Jones is told that unless he can complete the assault course in 15 minutes he will have to leave, so Mainwaring and the rest of the platoon think of a plan to help him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051306 +0000" stop="20261008054247 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shooting Pains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news that the Prime Minister is to pay a visit to the area a shooting contest is held to see which of the local platoons will form the  Guard of Honour. Walker gets a crack shot from the theatre touring show (Barbara Windsor) to take part as a member of the platoon but a surprise is in store for everybody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054247 +0000" stop="20261008061239 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Kilt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When six members of the Highland Regiment attack the Warmington-on-Sea's HQ, the platoon has to come up with a scheme to capture the attackers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061239 +0000" stop="20261008064257 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of Godfrey's Cottage - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When the church bells start to ring, the platoon leaps into action. Jones takes half the platoon to Godfrey's cottage to set up a machine gun post while Wilson, not knowing where Jones has gone, also heads for the cottage where they both mistake each other for the enemy and prepare to attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064257 +0000" stop="20261008071225 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loneliness of the Long Distance Walker - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Walker is finally called up but Mainwaring tries to get his call-up deferred because of his value to the platoon, but he is still conscripted, only to find out that he is allergic to the army's corned beef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071225 +0000" stop="20261008074154 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sgt Wilson's Little Secret - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sergeant Wilson overhears Mrs Pike telling Frank that she is expecting a child. Wilson assumes that she is pregnant and that he is the father, but it turns out that she is looking after an evacuee.
Mainwaring advises that Wilson marry her, until she clears up the misunderstanding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001458 +0000" stop="20261008003627 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rand Paul - S18E141</title>
    <desc>Chris Matthews makes 2016 election predictions, Australia's federal candidates slip up, Dr. Sanjay Gupta turns pro-pot, and Senator Rand Paul talks health care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003627 +0000" stop="20261008005755 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joshua Oppenheimer - S18E142</title>
    <desc>A judge goes after NYC's stop-and-frisk policies, Jessica Williams demands stop-and-frisk on Wall Street, and Joshua Oppenheimer describes his film, "The Act of Killing".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005755 +0000" stop="20261008011925 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Regis Philbin - S18E143</title>
    <desc>Amazon's Jeff Bezos takes over The Washington Post, Elon Musk dreams up a supersonic transport capsule, and Regis Philbin describes his sports talk show, "Crowd Goes Wild".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011925 +0000" stop="20261008014054 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Pegg - S18E144</title>
    <desc>Protestors oppose Russia's gay propaganda ban, Anthony Weiner insults BuzzFeed, former correspondents bid farewell to John Oliver, and Simon Pegg talks "The World's End".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014054 +0000" stop="20261008020222 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andrew Harper - S18E145</title>
    <desc>Jon returns from the Middle East, Syria crosses America's red line, and Andrew Harper explains the reality for Syrian refugees in Jordan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020222 +0000" stop="20261008022351 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mario Livio - S18E146</title>
    <desc>John McCain shows his poker face, Samantha Bee searches for common ground with Russia, and Mario Livio shares some of science's greatest blunders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022351 +0000" stop="20261008024520 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael C. Hall - S18E147</title>
    <desc>The New York City Democratic mayoral candidates debate the issues, Anthony Weiner fights back, and Michael C. Hall discusses the final season of "Dexter."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024520 +0000" stop="20261008030647 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheri Fink - S18E148</title>
    <desc>Americans debate intervention in Syria, Bashar al-Assad launches a campaign to charm the west, Republican mayoral candidates clash, and Sheri Fink prepares for disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030647 +0000" stop="20261008032817 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bill Dedman - S18E149</title>
    <desc>John Kerry offers inadvertent hope for peace in Syria, a drug boat burns off the coast of Italy, and Bill Dedman sheds light on a reclusive heiress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032817 +0000" stop="20261008034947 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob Odenkirk &amp; David Cross - S18E150</title>
    <desc>Bill de Blasio wins the New York City Democratic primary, members of Congress address Egypt's people, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk talk "Hollywood Said No!"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034947 +0000" stop="20261008041117 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billy Crystal - S18E151</title>
    <desc>Vladimir Putin assumes the role of peacemaker, Aasif Mandvi reports on the plight of biotech companies, and Billy Crystal recounts a bygone era in comedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041117 +0000" stop="20261008043247 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robert Reich - S18E152</title>
    <desc>Lindsey Graham declares war on not going to war in Syria, Pope Francis takes aim at Catholic dogma, and Robert Reich predicts a return to progressivism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043247 +0000" stop="20261008045414 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake Gyllenhaal - S18E153</title>
    <desc>CNN learns the wrong lessons from Boston, the Best F#@king News Team Ever speculatively reports a Godzilla attack, and Jake Gyllenhaal talks "Prisoners."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045414 +0000" stop="20261008051541 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hugh Jackman - S18E154</title>
    <desc>Washington D.C. gun laws prove ineffective, Al Madrigal tests the limits of southern hospitality, and Hugh Jackman embraces the darkness in "Prisoners."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051541 +0000" stop="20261008053710 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chelsea Clinton - S18E155</title>
    <desc>Businesses circumvent Obamacare, Aasif Mandvi celebrates India's Miss America victory, and Chelsea Clinton shares details of her work at the Clinton Foundation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053710 +0000" stop="20261008055837 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richard Dawkins - S18E156</title>
    <desc>Republicans rally against Obamacare, Jessica Williams reports on the future of international shipping, and Richard Dawkins compares science and religion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055837 +0000" stop="20261008062006 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atoms for Peace - S18E157</title>
    <desc>Ted Cruz takes a stand against the Affordable Care Act, and Thom Yorke and Flea perform songs from their joint project, Atoms for Peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062006 +0000" stop="20261008064135 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin Williams - S18E158</title>
    <desc>President Hassan Rouhani of Iran hits New York, Pope Francis and Republicans disagree on scriptural matters, and Robin Williams talks "The Crazy Ones."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064135 +0000" stop="20261008070303 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bill O'Reilly - S19E01</title>
    <desc>Republicans threaten to shutter the government if their Obamacare demands go unmet, and Bill O'Reilly talks Syria and "Killing Jesus".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070303 +0000" stop="20261008072432 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Mitchell - S19E02</title>
    <desc>Fox News weathers the government shutdown, Jason Jones surveys Obamacare supporters and opponents, and David Mitchell discusses "The Reason I Jump".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072432 +0000" stop="20261008074601 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sandra Bullock - S19E03</title>
    <desc>Congressional Republicans show signs of shutdown remorse, Lewis Black sets his sights on Barilla Pasta, and Sandra Bullock talks zero-gravity projectile vomit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002353 +0000" stop="20261008010607 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victims of Love - S03E12</title>
    <desc>As Ewing Global goes public, twists and turns abound while everyone scrambles to claim ownership. Pamela struggles with what to do now that she knows Cliff didn't really kill J.R., and Bobby seeks the aide of an old flame Tracey McKay (guest star Melinda Clarke) to help get back control of the company. Meanwhile, Judith and Ryland work to fix their own problems with the cartel, which ends up putting lives in the balance and aligning the Rylands and Ewings in a way no one ever expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010607 +0000" stop="20261008014745 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boxed In - S03E13</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a devastating family kidnapping, Bobby puts everything on the line to save lives. John Ross and Pamela form a truce of sorts. Elena, who's been in hiding with Nicolas, finally learns the truth about his connections to the cartel, which sends her spiraling. Christopher desperately searches for Elena, fearing for her safety. And Bobby is forced to make a choice he never anticipated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014745 +0000" stop="20261008022939 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endgame - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Christopher scrambles to find Elena. Meanwhile, a cartel double-crosses Bobby; John Ross risks all to attempt a rescue; and Nicolas tries to prove himself by leveraging a deal with authorities, ultimately putting lives in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022939 +0000" stop="20261008031157 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave New World - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A cartel faces consequences, as some lives are saved and others are lost, in the Season 3 finale. Also: Bobby and Sue Ellen forge a newfound alliance; Elena grapples with a deep betrayal; and John Ross discovers a shocking secret about J.R.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031157 +0000" stop="20261008040649 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Of The Guard - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Two decades since viewers last saw them, the Ewing’s are back. Television's first family of drama, sabotage, secrets and betrayal are gathering at Southfork Ranch for the upcoming wedding of Bobby’s adopted son, Christopher, to Rebecca Sutter. Although the occasion is joyous, an old family rivalry crosses generations after secret oil drilling on Southfork results in a major gusher. Everyone has his or her own agenda when the fight over oil and land threatens to tear the Ewings apart once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040649 +0000" stop="20261008044716 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hedging Your Bets - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The plot to take control of Southfork gets complicated when two-timing affairs and blackmail arise, and J.R. starts to ask one too many questions. Meanwhile, Christopher and Elena bury their feelings in order work together on a business deal. But Christopher’s new bride may be hiding her own secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044716 +0000" stop="20261008052853 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Price You Pay - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Just as John Ross sets out to claim his birthright and make his father proud, J.R. decides to move back to Southfork, much to Ann’s dismay. Bitter Ewing family enemy Cliff Barnes returns and tries to reconnect with his nephew, Christopher. A startling family announcement offers an opportunity to heal old wounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052853 +0000" stop="20261008061105 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Hurrah - S01E04</title>
    <desc>John Ross seeks to gain an upper hand on a family member and resorts to blackmail, but J.R. decides to handle the situation his own way. Meanwhile, Christopher opens up to Bobby about his difficulty in choosing between the two women he loves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061105 +0000" stop="20261008065318 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth And Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>With tension mounting between the newly married Christopher and Rebecca, family ties begin to unravel when the deed to Southfork is revealed. In order to thwart J.R.’s schemes, Ann seeks help from someone in her past, and Christopher decides it is time to fight dirty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065318 +0000" stop="20261008073530 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enemy Of My Enemy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>John Ross is bothered by the weight of having to do his father's dirty work and decides to move into Southfork. Strife continues to grow between Ann and Bobby when it is revealed she went to her ex for help with a family problem. Rebecca approaches Bobby and Christopher with information that she believes might help save the ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001730 +0000" stop="20261008004230 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitler's Golden Murder Palace - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Allied agent has uncovered strange happenings at a Nazi-owned casino in Morocco where Hitler is rumoured to be located. After the agent goes missing under mysterious circumstances, Danger 5 is sent in to smoke Hitler out of his African cash-hole. Things get complicated when Tucker is captured by Italian submariners and Ilsa bumps into her ex-husband, Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004230 +0000" stop="20261008010749 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Allied troops all over Europe are spontaneously transforming into blonde haired, blue eyed, blood-thirsty Nazis. Danger 5 is sent to Switzerland to connect with Field Marshall Jenkins, whose entire platoon has recently turned Nazi. Allied Command want Jenkins home safe before he can be turned too. But things turn pear-shaped on the way when Ilsa and Jackson's drinks are spiked, buying them a one way ticket to Hitler's dungeon of occult perversions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010749 +0000" stop="20261008013236 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Victory - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As World War Two reaches boiling point, giant Nazi monsters are rampaging across the world leaving a wake of destruction. Captain Gibraltar, a sailor who claims to be from the lost civilisation of Atlantis, contacts Allied Command and offers salvation in the form of an invincible super weapon. Danger 5 travels to Atlantis, but they discover that Gibraltar is not as friendly as he appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013236 +0000" stop="20261008015749 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas Colonel - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Last time it was war. This time it's personal.

It's Christmas in the 1980s. Adolf Hitler is alive and has two Yuletide wishes: Danger 5 dead... and the world under his Christmas tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015749 +0000" stop="20261008022253 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Hitler - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Hitler has infiltrated a high school in the American mid-west in search of a female senior student.

His motives are unknown.

Danger 5 are forced to go undercover and back to school, where Tucker’s teaching skills are pushed to the limit, Pierre’s coolness is put to the test and Jackson is hunted by a ruby-eyed wolf man with a machine gun and a grudge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022253 +0000" stop="20261008024807 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Lizardmen - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Danger 5 are fugitives in Metro City, wrongfully accused of kidnapping high school senior Holly De Palma.

Hitler has infiltrated the police and leads the hunt for Danger 5 but little does he know that his own people are working against him: Joseph Mengele and his sinister accomplice Mr. Pedro are plotting a scheme, which involves the return of some scaly prehistoric bad-guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024807 +0000" stop="20261008031323 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un Sacco di Natale (A Sack of Christmas) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After being abducted by Mr. Pedro, Hitler is taken captive in the Vatican. A gang of surviving Nazi war criminals have formed a mutiny against Hitler and plan to hijack Catholicism in a bid for world domination. Pierre's faith is put to the test as he fights to save Christmas from the Nazis. Meanwhile Tucker retreats into a fantasy world, Ilsa encounters an old flame and McKenzie investigates Holly's newfound ability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031323 +0000" stop="20261008033822 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Dead - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Hitler comes back from the dead as a zombie, and he's brought a horde of Nazis with him. As he continues his quest for Holly, Ilsa seeks revenge against Khrushchev for throwing her over, and McKenzie must pump or die when Claire's zombie head bites him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033822 +0000" stop="20261008040328 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Fuhrer - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Danger 5 go back to World War II in an attempt to stop Hitler from changing the fabric of time. Ignoring the perils of messing with the space-time continuum, Tucker is dead set on changing the course of history for his own selfish motives while Pierre suffers the consequences. Jackson and Ilsa have a run-in with their past selves and share advice on the future. Meanwhile Hitler is holding Colonel Chestbridge hostage in his mountain lair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040328 +0000" stop="20261008042825 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Hitlerland - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In the final instalment of Danger 5, the team find themselves in an alternate future where Hitler is undisputed ruler of the universe. In Hitlerland everyone speaks German, everyone loves dogs and worst of all, everything is vegetarian! Danger 5 embark on a quest across space dodging Hitler’s deception at every turn. They encounter old friends, new foes and a talking pelican on this epic quest to save the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042825 +0000" stop="20261008045347 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Danced for Hitler - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the first episode, Danger 5 must find out why Hitler has been abducting the world's national monuments with a squad of zeppelins. Claire poses as a dancer at Hitler's birthday party while Pierre is reunited with a lover from his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045347 +0000" stop="20261008051925 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Nazi dinosaurs are turning up all over the European front, devouring their way through the Allied war effort. Danger 5 heads to Belgium to investigate and has a series of close shaves with a trigger-happy Triceratops and a perverted Nazi Pterodactyl. When Claire traces the dinosaurs to Antarctica, Danger 5 embarks on a journey to the South Pole where they encounter the sinister Dr Mengele.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051925 +0000" stop="20261008054433 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill-Men of the Rising Sun - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Allied Air Support surrounding China is being thrashed by Japanese Zero fighters piloted by robotic super-soldiers and, to make matters worse, Japan itself has completely vanished off the map. Danger 5 sets off in their Danger Fighters to give the Japanese some healthy competition. But even our heroes are no match for the deadly robo-pilots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054433 +0000" stop="20261008060932 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitler's Golden Murder Palace - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Allied agent has uncovered strange happenings at a Nazi-owned casino in Morocco where Hitler is rumoured to be located. After the agent goes missing under mysterious circumstances, Danger 5 is sent in to smoke Hitler out of his African cash-hole. Things get complicated when Tucker is captured by Italian submariners and Ilsa bumps into her ex-husband, Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060932 +0000" stop="20261008063451 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Allied troops all over Europe are spontaneously transforming into blonde haired, blue eyed, blood-thirsty Nazis. Danger 5 is sent to Switzerland to connect with Field Marshall Jenkins, whose entire platoon has recently turned Nazi. Allied Command want Jenkins home safe before he can be turned too. But things turn pear-shaped on the way when Ilsa and Jackson's drinks are spiked, buying them a one way ticket to Hitler's dungeon of occult perversions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063451 +0000" stop="20261008065938 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Victory - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As World War Two reaches boiling point, giant Nazi monsters are rampaging across the world leaving a wake of destruction. Captain Gibraltar, a sailor who claims to be from the lost civilisation of Atlantis, contacts Allied Command and offers salvation in the form of an invincible super weapon. Danger 5 travels to Atlantis, but they discover that Gibraltar is not as friendly as he appears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065938 +0000" stop="20261008072451 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas Colonel - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Last time it was war. This time it's personal.

It's Christmas in the 1980s. Adolf Hitler is alive and has two Yuletide wishes: Danger 5 dead... and the world under his Christmas tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072451 +0000" stop="20261008074956 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Hitler - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Hitler has infiltrated a high school in the American mid-west in search of a female senior student.

His motives are unknown.

Danger 5 are forced to go undercover and back to school, where Tucker’s teaching skills are pushed to the limit, Pierre’s coolness is put to the test and Jackson is hunted by a ruby-eyed wolf man with a machine gun and a grudge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000244 +0000" stop="20261008001415 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World of Machines - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Greenback kidnaps Penfold to lure Danger Mouse into a spaceship and send both of them to a planet ruled by machines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001415 +0000" stop="20261008002535 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Camel - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse must stop Greenback who has stopped the Earth's rotation which in turn has canceled gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002535 +0000" stop="20261008003705 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Plague of Pyramids - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse discovers Greenback is behind a plague of pyramids which are popping up all over England and threatening to sink England.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003705 +0000" stop="20261008004818 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Custard - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse travels to outer space to find a custard mite and bring him to Earth after Greenback floods the world in instant custard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004818 +0000" stop="20261008005949 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aliens capture Danger Mouse and Penfold for use in an experiment when they journey to the Bermuda Triangle on the trail of Baron Greenback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005949 +0000" stop="20261008011051 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Greenback tells Danger Mouse that he will go straight if Danger Mouse beats him in a duel and if Danger Mouse promises to quit his job if he is the loser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011051 +0000" stop="20261008012205 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day of the Suds - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Washing machines under the control of Greenback threaten to destroy London.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012205 +0000" stop="20261008013325 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Luck Eye of the Little Yellow God - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Greenback has stolen a bad luck charm for use in a bad luck ray. Danger Mouse manages to get it and attempts to give it back to the original owners who don't really want it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013325 +0000" stop="20261008014501 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Four Tasks of Danger Mouse - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Greenback kidnaps Penfold to get Danger Mouse to bring him four ingredients needed for an evil spell. Danger Mouse meets Count Duckula when one ingredient turns out to be the feather of a vampire duck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014501 +0000" stop="20261008020250 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion of Colonel 'K' - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Greenback shrinks himself and enters Colonel K's body to learn all of the Colonel's secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020250 +0000" stop="20261008022122 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danger Mouse Saves the World...Again - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse is captured by Greenback when Greenback threatens to destroy all the world's signposts, and is subjected to a brain picker to remove all his thoughts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022122 +0000" stop="20261008023838 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Ball Runaround - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Greenback is determined to steal plans that Danger Mouse and Penfold are transporting from Australia to London.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023838 +0000" stop="20261008024956 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strange Case of the Ghost Bus - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse is sent to the Indian Ocean to investigate several ship sinkings caused by ghost-like buses that vanish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024956 +0000" stop="20261008030119 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trip to America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse travels to the United States where he teams up with a Texan to defeat Greenback, who has shrunk and stolen the world's greatest buildings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030119 +0000" stop="20261008032026 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild, Wild, Goose Chase - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse finds a computerized hideout locator which leads him to Baron Greenback's hideouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032026 +0000" stop="20261008033921 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Count Duckula - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Agent 57, the master of disguise, helps Danger Mouse defeat Count Duckula who has teamed up with Greenback to turn Parliament show-biz crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033921 +0000" stop="20261008035807 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Demons Aren't Dull - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A Demon from the 4th dimension dares Danger Mouse to stop him from stealing famous buildings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035807 +0000" stop="20261008041553 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>150 Million Years Lost - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse must rescue Penfold after Professor Squakencluck's time machine sends Penfold back in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041553 +0000" stop="20261008043352 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet of the Cats - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold end up in the future where the world is ruled by cats who are taking orders from a descendent of Greenback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043352 +0000" stop="20261008045055 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Heads Are Better Than Two - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Colonel K teams Danger Mouse up with a robot Penfold and Penfold with a robot Danger Mouse so one pair can help Agent 57 and the other can capture Greenback.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045055 +0000" stop="20261008050925 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tower of Terror - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse tracks Greenback down to a New York skyscraper where strange things happen to the World's Greatest Secret Agent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050925 +0000" stop="20261008052719 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Bone Idol - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Count Duckula and Greenback team up to find the Bone Idol which can control all the dogs in the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052719 +0000" stop="20261008054606 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemy No. 1 - S04E09</title>
    <desc>It is up to Penfold to stop Danger Mouse when he takes up a life of crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054606 +0000" stop="20261008055628 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Lost Crown Affair - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greenback ruins a holiday for Danger Mouse and Penfold who are in the Amazon jungle searching for the long lost crown that belonged to an Aztec ruler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055628 +0000" stop="20261008060650 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>By George, It's a Dragon! - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold travel to Wales to battle a dragon called Jones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060650 +0000" stop="20261008061713 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tiptoe Through the Penfolds - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Greenback tests his new duplication machine on Penfold, which malfunctions and leaves him with hundreds of Penfolds to deal with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061713 +0000" stop="20261008062732 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Moon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold journey to the moon to put a radio jamming station Greenback has built there out of operation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062732 +0000" stop="20261008063753 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Next Ice Age Begins at Midnight - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Greenback threatens to use his weather control machine to create an ice age if he is not crowned king of the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063753 +0000" stop="20261008064757 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aliens Are Coming - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold are chosen as Ambassadors to meet aliens and end up being terrorized by their giant toys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064757 +0000" stop="20261008065809 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remote Controlled Chaos - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Greenback makes a device to control DM's car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065809 +0000" stop="20261008070828 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man from Gadget - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A salesman of gadgets for secret agents tries to sell Danger Mouse devices which will help him in reaching Greenback's hard to reach hideout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070828 +0000" stop="20261008071846 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tampering with Time Tickles - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Greenback develops age-altering bombs which turn Danger Mouse into an over eager youth and puts Penfold on the verge of senility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071846 +0000" stop="20261008072904 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nero Power - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Nero gains strange powers, which he uses to terrorize Danger Mouse and Penfold, after he falls into one of Greenback's inventions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072904 +0000" stop="20261008073924 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Timeslip... - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Penfold and Dangermouse get transported to the year 1215 A.D., thanks to a fluke in the narrator's microphone. They now have to act out a twisted version of Robin starring Dangermouse as Robin Hood and Penfold as Little John</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073924 +0000" stop="20261008074944 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viva Danger Mouse - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Greenback raids Mexico's cacti in order to plant the spines in the most important seat cushions in Britain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074944 +0000" stop="20261008080004 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play It Again, Wufgang - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold go after a mad composer who has destroyed all the world's music.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001718 +0000" stop="20261008004343 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Katerina Gets Mad - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Daniel and his friends are excited to be able to try the new instruments at Music Man Stan’s Music Shop. But Katerina Kittycat really wants to play the triangle. She gets very,very mad when someone else picks the instrument she wants to play. Music Man Stan helps Katerina find ways to deal with her mad feelings – like taking a deep breath, counting to 4 – and then dancing and stomping and singing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004343 +0000" stop="20261008011006 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prince Wednesday Finds a Way to Play - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Friends Daniel and Katerina Kittycat are playing “house” today at school. Prince Wednesday wants to play too, but he wants to be a loud dinosaur. Katerina tells him that loud dinosaurs are not allowed! He’ll wake the baby! The friends work on finding a way to play together, and Prince Wednesday joins in by pretending to be a quiet, friendly dinosaur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011006 +0000" stop="20261008013440 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finding a Way to Play - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Friends Daniel and O the Owl are at Miss Elaina’s house in the Museum-Go-Round today. She’s very excited because she has planned a special “backwards day.” But O isn’t excited about this backward play – in fact he’s quite uncomfortable about so many backward things. With the help of Miss Elaina’s father, Music Man Stan, the friends find a way to play together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013440 +0000" stop="20261008020105 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel and Miss Elaina Play Rocketship - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Daniel has come to play with Miss Elaina today! They decide to play “outer space,” but Miss Elaina gets upset when her cardboard telescope and spaceship accidentally break. Her mother, Lady Elaine, helps the friends see that they can still have fun together, even without the toys – just because they’re friends! They use their imaginations to keep playing, which is just as much fun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020105 +0000" stop="20261008022727 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Plays at the Castle - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Daniel is visiting Prince Wednesday at the Castle and Daniel is excited about all the things Prince Wednesday has in his room – especially his rock collection. But the rocks aren’t for playing – they’re just for looking. Daniel and Prince Wednesday learn that friendship is about more than just playing with each other’s toys – it’s about being together!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022727 +0000" stop="20261008025352 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Help Each Other - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Katerina is having a tea party for her stuffed animals which she made all by herself, but when the party begins she makes a few mistakes, making her sad (Knocking the plastic cups and saucers off the table and spilling water everywhere). But Daniel helps out to cheer her up and Katerina realizes that it's always fun when friends help each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025352 +0000" stop="20261008032016 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Helps O Tell a Story - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Daniel and O use their imaginations to finish a story when the last page in a dinosaur book they read goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032016 +0000" stop="20261008034640 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Special for Dad - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Daniel, his mother, and Mr. McFeely send Daniel's father a letter after seeing how happy a letter from Grandpere made him when they go around the neighborhood delivering mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034640 +0000" stop="20261008041304 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love You, Mom - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Daniel and his father go to Baker Aker's bakery to bake banana bread for Mom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041304 +0000" stop="20261008043552 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Trip to the Enchanted Garden - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Daniel and his parents pick strawberries in the Enchanted Garden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043552 +0000" stop="20261008050216 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Trip to the Crayon Factory - S01E18</title>
    <desc>O is sick and can't come to the crayon factory with Daniel and his friends, so Daniel's father takes pictures of the trip for him and Daniel brings home a crayon as a get well gift for O.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050216 +0000" stop="20261008052836 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Shares his Tigertastic Car - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Daniel isn't sure he wants to share his new toy car with Prince Wednesday until his dad suggests they could take turns playing with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052836 +0000" stop="20261008055445 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Katerina Shares Her Tutu - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Katerina shares her ballet tutu with Daniel in order to put on a jungle dance for Henrietta Pussycat, her mother. Daniel uses the tutu for a lion's mane and Katerina takes a turn using it to be a flower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055445 +0000" stop="20261008062109 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prince Wednesday Goes to the Potty - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Prince Wednesday is in the block corner at school building the “tallest tower in the world!” Even though he needs to go to the bathroom, he doesn’t want to stop what he is doing. He learns how important it is to stop and go right away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062109 +0000" stop="20261008064732 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Goes to the Potty - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Dad’s trumpet is broken, so he takes Daniel along to Music Man Stan’s Shop to get it fixed. While at the shop, Daniel needs to use the bathroom, but thinks he will have to wait until they get home. Music Man Stan explains that everyone goes to the bathroom, and Daniel learns that he can use the bathroom there – or anywhere else in the neighborhood!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064732 +0000" stop="20261008071356 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fruit Picking Day - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Daniel and his friends are enjoying a Fruit Festival in the Enchanted Garden. Prince Wednesday grows upset because his big brother Prince Tuesday can pick the highest fruit off the tree branches, but he can’t. He wishes he wasn’t so little! Then, when the festival-goers spot a very special magical golden pear on the ground, Prince Wednesday is the only one little enough to reach it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071356 +0000" stop="20261008074019 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Is Big Enough to Help Dad - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dad Tiger is building a playhouse, and Daniel wants to help out. Daniel is frustrated that he is not big enough to use the grown up tools. Dad Tiger shows Daniel that there are things he can do to help that he’s just the right size for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000734 +0000" stop="20261008002853 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mr. O'Neill assigns his class to make short films. Daria and Jane decide to do theirs on a day in the life of Quinn, the purpose being to show everyone how shallow Quinn is. They get some great footage after Quinn freaks out over her pores, but Daria starts having second thoughts after noticing Quinn actually has some depth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002853 +0000" stop="20261008004952 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Kid - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Daria joins the yearbook staff and takes a liking to the photo editor, Ted, a strange kid who's led a sheltered life under control-freak parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004952 +0000" stop="20261008011046 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gifted - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Helen and Jake take Daria and Jodie to visit Grove Hills, a private school for A-students. Helen and Jake don't get along too well with Jodie's ultra-conservative black parents, while Daria and Jodie find out the students at Grove Hills are extremely stuck-up. Jodie tells them off, much to Daria's delight. Back in Lawndale, Quinn loses favor with all 3 Fashion Club members, and, afraid to be alone, comes to Jane's house and drives her nuts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011046 +0000" stop="20261008013039 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ill - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Attending Trent's band's concert, Daria develops a mysterious rash, which comes and goes, and winds up in the hospital.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013039 +0000" stop="20261008015138 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair Enough - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Meanwhile at the fair, Daria and Jane agree to a ferris wheel ride - with a sobby girl on board with them, too!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015138 +0000" stop="20261008021241 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jane Run - S02E11</title>
    <desc>In order to prove her P.E. teacher wrong (and to be around a guy she likes), Jane signs up for the track team, where she does very well and becomes a popular track star. However, she starts to find her friendship with Daria fading as a result of her new popularity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021241 +0000" stop="20261008023325 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pierce Me - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Trent asks Daria to help him find a birthday present for Jane, and the enraptured Daria lets him talk her into getting her navel pierced, which she later regrets. Helen, meanwhile, agrees to accompany Quinn in the ill-fated mother-daughter fashion show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023325 +0000" stop="20261008025421 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Write Where it Hurts - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Daria is asked by Mr. O'Neill to write a story featuring people she knows as fictional characters. She develops a serious case of writer's block, and after several aborted story attempts (including takes on The Graduate and Sense and Sensibility), she starts to lose hope, until Helen gives her some advice. Daria winds up writing a great story about her family in the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025421 +0000" stop="20261008031536 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daria! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A musical episode in which seven song-and-dance numbers frame a story about an impending hurricane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031536 +0000" stop="20261008033626 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through a Lens Darkly - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Helen suggests that Daria get contact lenses after a bad driving lesson, which Daria eventually agrees upon. However, Daria finds the contact lenses extremely uncomfortable and doesn't want to wear them anymore. But, not wanting to go back to the glasses, she winds up spending a day wearing neither one and bumping into people. Eventually, Brittany gives her some helpful advice about being herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033626 +0000" stop="20261008035754 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Beautiful - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ms. Li asks (read: orders) everyone to volunteer during Volunteer Week. Daria, Brittany and Kevin volunteer to read for senior citizens, but the seniors only like the perky Brittany and Kevin and are put off by Daria's unenthusiastic voice. The Fashion Club, meanwhile, volunteer to donate clothes for the homeless, but accomplishes nothing by being too picky about what to donate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035754 +0000" stop="20261008041845 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depth Takes a Holiday - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A quasi-fantasy episode in which 2 guys approach Daria dressed as a leprechaun and Cupid. They claim to be the spirits of St. Patrick's and Valentine's Days, and they ask her to help them find Halloween, Christmas and Guy Fawkes Day (a British holiday), who have escaped from Holiday Island. Daria at first doubts them (who wouldn't?) but then becomes convinced after Cupid puts a love spell on Helen and Jake. The 3 runaway holidays, as it turns out, have formed a band with Trent.</desc>
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    <title>Daria Dance Party - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Fashion Club president, Sandi, talks Quinn into organizing the school dance, but Quinn doesn't do a very good job at it, since Sandi turns the entire Fashion Club against her. Quinn unloads the job on Jane, who turns the dance into a tribute to Jackson Pollock that becomes a huge success. At the dance, Quinn gets most of the credit for what Jane did, and Daria and Jane meet 2 guys whom they hit it off with--until the subject of who they're related to comes up.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Girls - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Val, the editor of a self-titled teen magazine along the lines of "seventeen", comes to Lawndale High to hang out with Daria, after reading Daria's paper that Mr. O'Neill submitted. Val turns out to be an egomaniacal thirty something airhead who's trying way too hard to look and act like a teenager. How long before Daria tells her off?</desc>
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    <title>It Happened One Nut - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Daria and Quinn get jobs at the mall, neither of which goes over well for them. Daria works at a nut stand, where she gets salary deducted because she doesn't smile; what's worse, her co-worker, Kevin, is completely incompetent. Quinn works at the pet store, where she finds she has to work with "un-cute" animals as well as cute ones, and ends up causing havoc.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lane Miserables - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Lane house gets a little too crowded when Jane and Trent's siblings and dad all move back home, at the same time. Unable to handle it, Jane and Trent stay with Daria's house--which puts Daria at a quandary, as she has to deal with her crush.</desc>
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    <title>Jake of Hearts - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jake suffers a mild heart attack, which makes Daria aware of his mortality for the first time. She then has to deal with his judgmental mom coming to stay with them while he recuperates, and Jake confronts his mom about the way she views his military-freak father. Meanwhile, a pair of obnoxious radio DJs broadcast from Lawndale High for the entire week, and Daria finds that the only way to make them go away is to shame them into leaving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060302 +0000" stop="20261008062358 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speedtrapped - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Daria finally gets her driver's license, and soon thereafter has to drive to a nearby town to bail Jane and Mystik Spiral (Trent's band) out of a traffic violation. Unfortunately, she makes the mistake of taking along Quinn, who gives their money to a handsome hitchhiker. Daria and Quinn end up having to work together to get that money back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062358 +0000" stop="20261008064522 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lawndale File - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A series of strange events--government agents visiting the school looking for anyone who's "different"; Mr. DeMartino getting arrested; Trent writing cheerful music--lead Daria and Jane to suspect alien presence at Lawndale. Meanwhile, a misunderstanding of something Mr. O'Neill says leads people to believe Daria and Jane are "atomic communists".</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064522 +0000" stop="20261008070613 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Add Water - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Principal Li forces the entire school to raise funds by going on a casino cruise, on a run-down toilet of a ship. There, Quinn gets stood up by her date; Mr. DeMartino deals with his gambling addiction; and Daria and Jane try in vain to get some sleep. Eventually the ship crashes into a garbage scow; many jabs at Titanic ensue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070613 +0000" stop="20261008072724 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jane's Addition - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Daria and Jane are assigned a multimedia computer project, which is hindered by Trent's procrastination in coming up with music for it. Meanwhile, Jane starts dating a guy, Tom, whom Daria immediately sees as a threat to her friendship with Jane--until she and Tom have a talk about it.</desc>
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    <title>Partner's Complaint - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Bennett has the class get into pairs for a budgeting project. Daria, angry at Jane for spending so much time with Tom, pairs up with Jodie instead; meanwhile Jane pairs up with Brittany. Daria and Jodie try to start their own business, but have trouble getting a loan from a bank because of their age and possibly Jodie's race. Jodie gets mad at Daria when she is criticized for using her father's clout in order to succeed. Meanwhile, Jane and Brittany try to purchase a car, but the car salesman seems much more interested in getting a date with Brittany.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000259 +0000" stop="20261008001726 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jickets - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After a disagreement with other club members, Davey is thrown out of the Jickets club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001726 +0000" stop="20261008003203 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>To celebrate "Good Neighbor Week" the townspeople give out balloons to the children. Davey misses out on the festivities because he decides to help a small child find her way home instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003203 +0000" stop="20261008004600 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stopped Clock - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Feeling rejected, Davey imagines a world without other people, including Goliath. He quickly decides this world is not for him!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004600 +0000" stop="20261008010005 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Me? - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After being slothful and lazy, Davey gets a dose of his own medicine. He quickly learns that helping others around the house is a way of showing love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010005 +0000" stop="20261008011354 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If At First You Don't Succeed - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Davey decides to be a champion bowler and Sally a concert pianist; however, they quickly learn that it takes effort to achieve lofty goals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011354 +0000" stop="20261008012749 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finders Keepers - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Davey buys Goliath an expensive dog collar for his birthday using ten dollars he found outside a neighbor's house. Davey knows that the money belonged to the old lady and his conscience begins to bother him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012749 +0000" stop="20261008014143 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kookaburra - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Davey's geography lesson on Australia is very amusing at first with its dingos and kookaburras, but he soon tires of it and doesn't study for the test. He resorts to cheating, but that night his conscience begins to bother him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014143 +0000" stop="20261008015546 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Caretakers - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Thoughtlessly Davey pours paint down a well. When he sees how others suffer because of his misdeed, he realizes we're all responsible for taking care of God's world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015546 +0000" stop="20261008020948 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hard Way - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Davey ignores "Do Not Touch" signs in a museum. Instead, he swings from a dinosaur skeleton's neck and cracks a bone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020948 +0000" stop="20261008022346 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rickety-Rackety - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Davey's friend Larry is afraid he won't be on a gym team. To ease his frustration, Larry wants to break school furniture, but Davey stops him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022346 +0000" stop="20261008023727 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Davey's friend Jonathan is rescued by Officer Dan. Both boys learn appreciation for their police officer friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023727 +0000" stop="20261008025118 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy in Trouble - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Davey and Jonathan help Tommy, a poor boy in their neighborhood, by collecting soda bottles for money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025118 +0000" stop="20261008030520 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Davey has trouble with Nicky, a new boy who continually boasts about his father. But Davey feels compassion when he learns Nicky doesn't have a father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030520 +0000" stop="20261008031918 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Man's Bluff - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Jonathan's cousin temporarily loses his sight through an accident, Davey helps teach him that friendship is color blind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031918 +0000" stop="20261008033313 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's George - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Davey and Goliath learn about the saying "Let George do it" when they visit Jonathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033313 +0000" stop="20261008034715 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six- Seven- Six- Three - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Davey learns responsible pet ownership after Goliath is dog-napped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034715 +0000" stop="20261008040110 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Zillion Dollar Combo - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Davey and his friends form a band and must decide whether their first gig will be for pay or for free at a children's hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040110 +0000" stop="20261008041503 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upside Down and Backwards - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Davey and Goliath are home alone and the electricity fails during a severe storm, Davey panics. Later he imagines what he should have done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041503 +0000" stop="20261008042843 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louder Please - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A deaf neighbor teaches Davey to appreciate all the sounds in the world around him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042843 +0000" stop="20261008044233 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready Or Not - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Davey, Goliath, and Jonathan help clean up a park that has fallen into disrepair since Jonathan's last visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044233 +0000" stop="20261008045638 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kum Ba Yah - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Davey and his friends form a handbell choir to play in church. Their first performance is imperiled when Davey and Cisco have a falling out and Davey refuses to play the following Sunday. Davey's pastor shows him the importance of responsibility and the group performs "Kum Ba Ya" after the friends' reconciliation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045638 +0000" stop="20261008050941 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatshisname - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Davey learns the real meaning of forgiveness when he is falsely accused of wrongdoing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050941 +0000" stop="20261008052343 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pieces of Eight - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by pirates and buried treasure, Davey buries a tin box containing the Jickets club treasury. A heavy rainstorm leaves no trace of the treasury, but the Jickets have plans to buy a baseball bat at the next meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052343 +0000" stop="20261008053743 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Trying to prove he isn't chicken, Davey attempts a dangerous leap and winds up in the hospital. He learns it's better to be called "chicken" than to do something foolish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053743 +0000" stop="20261008055145 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doghouse Dreamhouse - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Goliath's dog house is wrecked in a storm. Davey must build another one by himself, much to his reluctance and low self confidence. After resisting and trying to get his father to help (whilst disappointing his Dad,) he becomes inspired by his pastor regarding Jesus being a carpenter and finds renewed self esteem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055145 +0000" stop="20261008060543 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Bad Luck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Davey, Jonathan, and Goliath become lost on a school trip. Goliath, who is suffering from a cold, is unable to use his nose to lead them back to safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060543 +0000" stop="20261008061935 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Watchdogs - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Davey witnesses a robbery, but doesn't want to get involved until Officer Dan and Mr. Hansen succeed in teaching Davey the real meaning of the Golden Rule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061935 +0000" stop="20261008063337 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come, Come to the Fair - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Davey's Sunday School class hosts a folk fair where the children learn about the ways different cultures celebrate and remember Jesus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063337 +0000" stop="20261008064824 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in a Cave - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Davey asks what 'God willing' means, his Dad recounts the story of the previous summer when Davey wandered off and got lost while exploring a cave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064824 +0000" stop="20261008070311 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded on an Island - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Davey and his family rent a boat to picnic on an island far off shore. Davey's father loses track of the time and when the Hansen family prepares to return home, they discover the tide has run out and their boat is beached far from the water line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070311 +0000" stop="20261008071758 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild Goat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While on a hike, Davey rescues a mountain goat who had a leg broken by a fallen tree limb. When he brings the goat home to recuperate, the wild creature's antics soon have Davey in hot water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071758 +0000" stop="20261008073244 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winner - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jealous and envious of his friend Mike, Davey enters a soap box derby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073244 +0000" stop="20261008074558 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Skates - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Disobeying his mother, Davey skates on thin ice and falls through. Thankfully, Goliath is there to rescue him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074558 +0000" stop="20261008080044 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Barney - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Davey is amazed that his father continues to show affection to Barney, Davey's annoying young cousin who has come for a visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001900 +0000" stop="20261008010252 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hoping to get over Jen, Dawson agrees to join Pacey and Billy in a boys night out and finds what he is looking for in another woman. Meanwhile Jen handles damage control after Joey becomes the subject of a rumor at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010252 +0000" stop="20261008014716 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Date - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A double date finds Jen and Cliff joined by Dawson and a savvy sidekick who calls him on a plot to make Jen jealous. But it's Dawson turn to turn green when Pacey grows close to Joey working on a project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014716 +0000" stop="20261008023019 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scare - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In honor of Friday the 13th, Dawson, plans a séance for the gang, they are all spooked by reports of a serial killer heading towards Capeside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023019 +0000" stop="20261008031439 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Joey and Pacey enter a beauty competition; Jen regrets her breakup with Dawson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031439 +0000" stop="20261008035839 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Decisions - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Dawson and Joey confront their true feelings. Joey, visits her father in prison, and debates leaving to go to France.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035839 +0000" stop="20261008044106 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kiss - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After their kiss, Dawson and Joey have doubts about the future of their relationship as Joey plans to go to France. Meanwhile, Pacey plays a trick on a new girl. But finds himself in the same situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044106 +0000" stop="20261008052400 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jack, Andie's brother scores a job at the Ice House, an entry in Joey's diary lands her in hot water with Dawson, who forgets Pacey's 16th Birthday. Meanwhile Abby begins to become a negative influence over lonely Jen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052400 +0000" stop="20261008060655 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alternative Lifestyles - S02E03</title>
    <desc>An economics class project pairs Dawson and Jen as a husband and wife and Pacey and Andie as a married couple. Jen tries to use this project to get closer to Dawson and Pacey gets to know more about Andie's background. Joey learns that she has a chance of success while doing this project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060655 +0000" stop="20261008064949 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tamara's Return - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tamara Jacobs who left town after her affair with Pacey was almost exposed, shares an awkward reunion with Pacey. The encounter triggers old emotions in Pacey and curiosity in Andie. Meanwhile Jack and Joey enjoy art together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064949 +0000" stop="20261008073204 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon Rising - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Parental problems cast a pall over Dawson and Joey's new romance. Pacey is troubled when he sees the McPhee's homelife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003311 +0000" stop="20261008011036 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, July 23, 2020 - S55E216</title>
    <desc>Chaos erupts at Ben and Ciara's wedding. Sarah is impressed with Xander's heroics. Allie and Lani fear for the health of their babies. Gabi and Jake grow closer...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011036 +0000" stop="20261008014801 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, July 24, 2020 - S55E217</title>
    <desc>Rafe makes a decision about Allie's offer. Claire lands on the hot seat. Shawn relays upsetting news to his family. Sami and Lucas rush to the hospital to be with Allie...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014801 +0000" stop="20261008022526 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, July 27, 2020 - S55E218</title>
    <desc>Rafe questions Claire about what happened at the church.  Bonnie surprises Lucas in bed.  Steve and Kayla return to Salem.  Allie delivers good news to Will and Sonny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022526 +0000" stop="20261008030251 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, July 28, 2020 - S55E219</title>
    <desc>Ciara confronts Clyde.  Will and Sonny move forward with their adoption plans.  Sami pleads with Rafe to keep her secret.  Eric and Nicole return from their honeymoon and find out disturbing news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030251 +0000" stop="20261008034016 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, July 29, 2020 - S55E220</title>
    <desc>Nicole exposes Sami’s machinations to Allie.  Will and Sonny share their good news with Ari.  Ciara shares a new theory with Rafe about Ben.  Ben’s captor reveals their identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034016 +0000" stop="20261008041745 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, July 30, 2020 - S55E221</title>
    <desc>Ben’s past comes back to haunt him.  Ciara and Claire decide to team up.  Allie goes into labor!  Chad learns Gabi has been making inroads at DiMera behind his back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041745 +0000" stop="20261008045510 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, July 31, 2020 - S55E222</title>
    <desc>Ciara and Claire come to a stunning revelation.  Ben is horrified when his captor reveals their diabolical plans.  To Sami’s dismay, Nicole helps Allie deliver her baby.  Gwen and Jake move into the DiMera mansion!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045510 +0000" stop="20261008053235 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, August 3, 2020 - S55E223</title>
    <desc>Ben's torment begins; Hope, Shawn, Ciara and Claire arrive in New York to look for Ben; Sami tells Belle she is angry at Nicole for coming between her and Allie; Nicole blabs to Sonny and Will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053235 +0000" stop="20261008061000 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, August 4, 2020 - S55E224</title>
    <desc>Ben attempts to make his escape; Chloe provides key information about Ben's captor; Allie makes a decision about her baby's adoption; Sonny blasts Sami for her interference.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061000 +0000" stop="20261008064725 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, August 5, 2020 - S55E225</title>
    <desc>Hope and Ciara find Ben; Sonny is upset to learn of Will's betrayal; Steve and Kayla strengthen their bond; Bonnie asks Justin to be her lawyer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064725 +0000" stop="20261008072450 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, August 6, 2020 - S55E226</title>
    <desc>Gwen spies on Gabi for Chad; Eli and Lani discover surprising news about her pregnancy; Xander admits to Jack he's worried he's going to blow his second chance with Sarah; Steve and Kayla's romantic evening gets thrown off course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000435 +0000" stop="20261008004659 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invasion! (4) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After learning the Dominators’ plan for the world, the Legends must work together with The Flash, Supergirl and Green Arrow to kill them once and for all. Meanwhile, Stein figures out, with the help of others, how the team can terminate the Dominators, but is distracted by the aberration he realizes he created in 1987. 

Part 1 - Supergirl - S02E08
Part 2 - The Flash - S03E08
Part 3 - Arrow - S05E08
Part 4 - DC's Legends of Tomorrow - S02E07</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004659 +0000" stop="20261008012920 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chicago Way - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When a new Time Aberration is discovered by the Legends, they find themselves headed to 1927 Chicago. The Legends quickly realize that they have been set up by Eobard Thawne, Damien Darhk and the newest member of the Legion of Doom, Malcolm Merlyn. While everyone is trying to help fix what they think is the mission, Jax encourages a reluctant Stein to share his secret with the other Legends. Stein is taken captive and Sara must make the tough choice of either stopping the Legion of Doom or saving Stein. Meanwhile, Rory gets an unexpected visitor and is not sure how to handle it.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lost Art - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Damien Darhk and Malcolm Merlyn try to capture Rip Hunter in 1967, they create an Aberration big enough to draw the attention of the Legends. However, when the team arrives they discover that Rip has no memories of his past due to “time drift” and is just a graduate film student. After trying to convince Rip of who he was, they discover that he possesses an incredibly powerful artifact known as the Spear of Destiny, which the Legion of Doom is after. Ray and Nate realize that the Aberration has also affected them personally making it difficult to help the team. Meanwhile, Rory asks Stein for help and makes him promise to keep it a secret from the team.</desc>
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    <title>The Legion of Doom - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Legends are determined to find and rescue Rip, but first must focus on locating the Spear of Destiny. Stein thinks he has the perfect person to help but knows involving her will be risky. Meanwhile, Malcom Merlyn and Damien Darhk realize that Thawne is pitting them against each other.</desc>
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    <title>Turncoat - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When The Legends find a new Time Aberration they learn they must travel to the winter of 1776 to protect George Washington and the American Revolutionary War. Unfortunately, things don’t go as planned, forcing Sara to send out Nate and Amaya to help. Meanwhile, Jax and Stein who are busy protecting the incapacitated Waverider from their new enemy, are forced to step into roles that they don’t think they are prepared for.</desc>
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    <title>Camelot/3000 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Legends continue their quest to hunt down the Spear of Destiny before the pieces fall into the hands of the Legion of Doom. The Legends discover that pieces of the Spear are each being guarded in different time periods by members of the JSA. Their first stop is the future where they find Dr. Mid-Nite which eventually leads them to the past and King Arthur’s Camelot, where Stargirl is protecting her piece of the Spear. In order to protect the Spear shard from the now-evil Rip Hunter, the Legends must join forces with the Knights of the Round Table.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041635 +0000" stop="20261008045854 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land of the Lost - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After capturing Rip, he forces the Waverider to crash, leaving the Legends stuck 70 million years in the past. Ray leads Amaya and Nate to recover a vital piece of the ship. In an effort to get the “good” Rip back, Rory suggests they enter Rip’s mind, but what Sara and Jax discover in his subconscious is not pleasant and they must fight evil versions of themselves. Meanwhile, Nate and Amaya continue to get closer, but it could cause serious ramifications.</desc>
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    <title>Moonshot - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When the Legends track Commander Steel to NASA Headquarters in 1970, they learn where Nate’s grandfather hid the last fragment of the Spear of Destiny. The team notices a time aberration during the Apollo 13 mission and believes that the Legion of Doom might be involved. As the Legends journey into space to intercept Apollo 13, the Waverider suffers massive internal damage and Ray’s life is left in jeopardy when he is stranded on the moon. Meanwhile, tension grows between Rip and Sara as to who is the leader of the team.</desc>
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    <title>Fellowship of the Spear - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The Legends must devise a plan to retrieve the last remaining fragments of the Spear of Destiny from the Legion of Doom. They find themselves in France at the height of World War I faced with the knowledge that they must destroy the mystical object. They enlist the help of a soldier by the name of John Ronald Reuel Tolkin and find that the Spear is leading them into the heart of the war. Meanwhile, the team must all resist the temptation of the Spear, and the return of a former teammate.</desc>
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    <title>Doomworld - S02E16</title>
    <desc>After obtaining the Spear of Destiny, the Legion of Doom rewrites reality, leaving the Legends changed, perhaps forever. Frightfully, the Legends’ and the world’s hopes rest with Rory, but being the “hero” is not easy for him. Meanwhile, there is tension within the Legion of Doom and the reason why the Spear of Destiny needs to be destroyed is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>Aruba - S02E17</title>
    <desc>As the Legends are about to take off for their next destination, a massive timequake rocks the ship. In order to try and fix what has happened, they are forced to break the one cardinal rule of time travel. But if they are able to destroy the spear, they will face the ultimate consequence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000454 +0000" stop="20261008004653 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knife in the Ribs - S15E03</title>
    <desc>As the first arctic storm arrives for the fleet, Saga's deck boss takes a knife to the ribs. Josh and Casey's record setting haul gets interrupted when one of the deckhands finger gets tangled in the coiler. Capt. Bill makes one last attempt to motivate his lazy greenhorn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004653 +0000" stop="20261008012829 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Single Point Of Failure - S15E04</title>
    <desc>While Mandy is in the Captain's seat all by herself, a freak accident strikes the Northwestern. Josh plots a new course on the Cornelia Marie while Casey is sleeping. Things get dark on the Wizard when the lights go out and Harley's launcher snaps at the worst moment possible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012829 +0000" stop="20261008021028 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shifting Stack - S15E05</title>
    <desc>In the biggest storm of the season, Jake faces a life-or-death decision when a shifting stack threatens to capsize the Saga. Sig and Mandy haul through angry seas, while Josh and Casey gamble on quota but find there's more on the line than numbers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021028 +0000" stop="20261008033451 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood in the Water - S15E06</title>
    <desc>The Bering Sea takes a brutal toll on captains and crew. Wild Bill calls the Cornelia for help. Jake confronts a disorderly crew, forcing his toughest decision yet as captain. Josh mans the helm as Casey makes a risky ship-to-ship transfer in high seas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033451 +0000" stop="20261008045913 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter is Here - S15E07</title>
    <desc>In the winter season premiere, the coldest weather in nearly a decade threatens to crush hulls and freeze the sea. Monte must fill his tanks fast to get home to his ailing father, while a shocking mishap leaves a Hansen family member grasping for life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045913 +0000" stop="20261008054112 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tough Inheritance - S15E08</title>
    <desc>As winter intensifies, Sean faces one of the worst fears as a Captain, an engine room fire. The deck boss on the Summer Bay suffers a season threatening injury. On the Southern Wind, Captain Harley offers a newfound nephew a trial run at becoming a greenhorn. Monte races to fill the Wizard's bairdi quota so Keith can say goodbye to their father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054112 +0000" stop="20261008062311 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Russian Roulette - S15E09</title>
    <desc>Casey and Josh risk a 500 mile trip north to the Russian line. Jake tracks down his own crab horde that is moving fast. Sig does double duty on the Northwestern. The Bering Sea cracks the 74 year old steel hull of the Wizard as Keith and Monte face the loss of their dad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062311 +0000" stop="20261008070510 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curse of the Russian Line - S15E10</title>
    <desc>Josh and Casey haul in their biggest pots ever, starting a gold rush to the Russian line. Captain Bill gets some inside intel, while Harvey confirms the numbers his own way. As Arctic Storm Elsa strengthens, the fleet realizes the ice queen casts a deadly spell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070510 +0000" stop="20261008074709 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell Hath No Fury - S15E11</title>
    <desc>The wrath of Arctic Storm Elsa hits the Cornelia Marie the hardest as a breakaway pot violently thrashes Josh and Casey's crew. Keith orders his deckhands onto the stack as Elsa's icy blasts threaten to capsize the Wizard. Jake gets no rest as the Saga takes a rogue wave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001759 +0000" stop="20261008005930 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cataclysm in Kona - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Josh, Casey and Shane return to where it began to complete their season.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005930 +0000" stop="20261008014059 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harris Legacy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The discovery of mysterious fishing charts on the Cornelia Maria leads co-captains Josh Harris and Casey McManus to Hawaii to learn what Josh's late father, Captain Phil Harris, was attempting to accomplish decades ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014059 +0000" stop="20261008022233 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proving Grounds - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Josh, Casey and Jeff travel to the southern edge of Kona's fishing grounds, where Phil Harris frequently explored. Despite the rough waters and unpredictable weather, the trio dives into the shark-inhabited waters to learn why Phil kept coming back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022233 +0000" stop="20261008030408 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ohana - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Josh and his crew get an opportunity to supply ahi and mahi to a local restaurant and hope Phil's notes will lead them to a big payday. It's their first chance to turn a profit but if they want to succeed, they must first learn the Hawaiian way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030408 +0000" stop="20261008034543 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboys and Pirates - S01E04</title>
    <desc>On Hawaii's Big Island, Josh enlists the help of Johnathan Hillstrand to help him dive deeper into the mystery of Phil's charts and gain insight into the time Phil spent in Kona Town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034543 +0000" stop="20261008042718 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All-Nighter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Inspired by Phil's love of history, Josh, Casey and Johnathan Hillstrand brave unknown waters in the dead of night to try their hand at the ancient Hawaiian Ika-Shibi fishing technique.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042718 +0000" stop="20261008050852 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legacy Continues - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With only two days left before they must head back to Dutch Harbor for King Crab season, Josh and Casey have one last goal to achieve in Hawaii -- land a big marlin, the one fish that eluded Phil Harris decades ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050852 +0000" stop="20261008055703 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Keeper - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After following clues from his late father to the multi-million-dollar Kona fishing grounds in Hawaii, Captain Josh Harris' business faces extinction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055703 +0000" stop="20261008063844 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillstrand's Heroes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Captain Josh gets a surprise visit from Johnathan Hillstrand. Challenges due to Covid-19 and a demanding client force the boys to get creative.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063844 +0000" stop="20261008072025 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Mountain - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A large order from a new client in Vegas sends Captain Josh Harris and partners Casey and Jeff to the violent and Tuna rich waters off legendary Hilo Bay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001829 +0000" stop="20261008010057 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joan of Arc vs. William the Conqueror - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Deadliest Warrior finally has its first co-ed matchup when Joan of Arc squares off against William the Conqueror.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010057 +0000" stop="20261008014657 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U.S. Army Rangers vs. North Korean Special Operations Forces - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A special live episode of Deadliest Warrior boasting the first ever “anticipatory” match, staging the battle between the U.S. Army Rangers and the North Korean Special Operations Forces along the Korean Peninsula as a “possible World War III” scenario.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014657 +0000" stop="20261008022925 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genghis Khan vs. Hannibal - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Genghis Khan, Asia's cold-blooded world conqueror, and Hannibal, the brutal annihilator of the Roman Empire, face off to the death in a battle between two warriors who wrote the book on ancient combat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022925 +0000" stop="20261008031150 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saddam Hussein vs. Pol Pot - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Chemical assassin and Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein goes head-to-head with Cambodian communist leader Pol Pot, whose Khmer Rouge troops filled Cambodia's killing fields with millions of innocent victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031150 +0000" stop="20261008035336 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teddy Roosevelt vs. Lawrence of Arabia - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Lawrence of Arabia, the fearless British Officer who brought down a mighty empire, faces off against Teddy Roosevelt, the brash and brawny U.S. Army Colonel who overthrew Spanish tyrants in Cuba...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035336 +0000" stop="20261008043604 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ivan the Terrible vs. Hernan Cortes - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ivan the Terrible, Russia's sadistic 16th Century tsar whose murderous, mounted death squads built Europe's largest empire of its time vs. Hernán Cortés, the brutal Spanish explorer whose conquistadors conquered the largest empire in North America of the 16th Century.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043604 +0000" stop="20261008051833 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy Horse vs. Pancho Villa - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Crazy Horse, the fierce Lakota warrior of the 1870's whose brilliant battle plans and fearless offensives annihilated General Custer at Little Big Horn vs Pancho Villa, The Mexican revolutionary whose guerrilla army destroyed corrupt dictators in the early 20th century and then invaded the United States.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051833 +0000" stop="20261008060451 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French Foreign Legion vs. Gurkhas - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The French Foreign Legion, the elite army of real-life expendibles who France sends to do its dirty work vs. the Gurkhas, the fearless mountain assassins who take on the British Empire's most dangerous missions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060451 +0000" stop="20261008065225 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vampires vs. Zombies - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Vampires are undead creatures that sustain their existence on the blood of living humans vs.Zombies, the living dead, deceased humans that have been given unnatural life to return from the grave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065225 +0000" stop="20261008073513 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apache vs Gladiator - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An Apache - the greatest stealth fighter in American History, versus a Gladiator - crowd-thrilling killer of ancient Rome. It's stone versus steel, devious against direct, surprise versus slaughter, as these two go toe to toe in a no-holds barred battle to the death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001540 +0000" stop="20261008010844 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leviathan Smiles - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Merrick and Blazanov delivers the day's edition of The Pioneer around camp. A stagecoach arrives accompanied by the sound of gunfire as two strangers (Wyatt and Morgan Earp) come into town, unsettling the Sheriff and Al who wonder if they're Hearst's men. Swearengen talks to Wyatt Earp, evaluating his story, while Fields prepares for his departure. Jack tells his ailing friend, Chesterton, that he will move him to the theater that day. Lastly, Hearst finds an unexpected doctor for his back problems as he awaits an important "package."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010844 +0000" stop="20261008015740 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amateur Night - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As Deadwood is overrun by Hearst's men, Bullock issues contingency plans to Martha. Wu is caught in a Pinkerton stampede and delivers a cryptic message to Swearengen that is solved by the unlikeliest person. Barrett makes Merrick pay for embarrassing Hearst in The Pioneer while Morgan Earp calls out one of the "Pistoleros." As night falls, Langrishe mines Deadwood's talent pool with an amateur-night performance in front of his future theater, financed in part by a "loan" from Alma's bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015740 +0000" stop="20261008024542 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Constant Throb - S03E10</title>
    <desc>With the Sheriff out of camp, Alma is assailed by Hearst's men and as she never would have expected, shelter comes form Swearengen. Barrett is sent to the Gem, but Al resorts to old fashion methods of enquiring to his employers plans. Meanwhile, Langrishe recruits a new actor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024542 +0000" stop="20261008033503 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Catbird Seat - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bullock holds an impromptu morning meeting to determine which emergencies warrant wiring him in Sturgis, where he and Harry are delivering campaign pitches. The first summons doesn't take long, as Hearst follows up Alma's close call with one that's decidedly more on-target. In the aftermath, Alma takes refuge at the Gem, again, while Trixie decides to take matters into her own hands. Langrishe has a falling out with Hearst, giving him little time to huddle with his new lineup of actors. Dismissing the likelihood of ever seeing 23 mercenaries promised by Hawkeye, Swearengen turns to Wu to deliver more reliable, if not quite weapons-tested, reinforcements from Custer City.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033503 +0000" stop="20261008042448 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell Him Something Pretty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the third, and last, season finale, the camp turns out to vote--but as Bullock notes, the election may already have been decided. In light of the populace's mood, Langrishe delays the opening of his theater, and ponders his future in Deadwood. After detouring at Nuttall's Number ten, Hawkeye arrives at the Gem with "almost 18" men to complement Wu's contingent. Alma works out a deal for her claim; Utter recieves another body for Hearst; and Harry gets his fire engine. Stubbs reaches out to a frustrated Tolliver, who finds himself with a folded hand as the action heats up. Through Farnum, Hearst issues his conditions for departure, forcing Swearengen to finish what Burns can't.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042448 +0000" stop="20261008052624 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadwood - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After executing a last act of justice as a Montana marshal, Seth Bullock relocates to a gold-mining camp known as Deadwood, where he and partner Sol Star look to start a hardware business. Bullock soon crosses paths with another new arrival - legendary gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok - and clashes with the formidable boss of the Gem Saloon, Al Swearengen. For his part, Swearengen must handle the deadly result of a run-in between one of his whores and a trick, while brokering the sale of a gold claim to wealthy New York socialite Brom Garret. When reports come of the massacre of a frontier family by Indians, a suspicious Bullock and Hickok ride out in search of survivors; for Swearengen, the results are bad for business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052624 +0000" stop="20261008062217 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Water - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As suspicions arise that "road agents" may have been the true perpetrators of the massacre, Swearengen takes a special interest in the health of its sole survivor, a young girl ministered to by the unlikely team of Doc Cochran and Calamity Jane. Meanwhile, Bullock and Star attempt to buy property from Swearengen, who suspects an alliance between Hickok and these hardware boys. At the Grand Central Hotel, Brom Garret rethinks his recent investment, while his wife Alma medicates her anxieties. And as a confrontation brews over the young survivor, Hickok asks Bullock to cover his back in a tension filled poker game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062217 +0000" stop="20261008071411 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reconnoitering the Rim - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Competition arrives for Swearengen in the form of the Bella Union, a new gambling outfit from Chicago operated by savvy Cy Tolliver, Madame Joanie Stubbs and gaming guru Eddie Sawyer. Hickok puts up precious collateral in a poker game with McCall; Bullock and Star strike a deal with Swearengen on a lot for their store and, with help from Hickok and Utter, set to building; Brom threatens Swearengen with The Pinkertons before he and Dan Dority are dispatched to reconnoiter his claim.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004336 +0000" stop="20261008014149 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S15E07</title>
    <desc>The team investigate the poisoning of a local newspaper’s notorious agony aunt. And after the case in Antigua, Mervin grapples with his feelings about his brother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014149 +0000" stop="20261008023953 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S15E08</title>
    <desc>A death at sea with unexplained injuries stirs rumours about a legendary monster of the Caribbean, the Lusca. Meanwhile, Mervin is blindsided by an unexpected young visitor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023953 +0000" stop="20261008033833 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arriving in Paradise - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When a British policeman is found murdered in a locked room on the tiny paradise island of Sainte-Marie, Detective Inspector Richard Poole is sent to investigate. He's the perfect man to solve the case. Unfortunately for Richard, he hates sun, sea and sand...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033833 +0000" stop="20261008043632 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wicked Wedding Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As DI Richard Poole desperately searches for a decent cup of tea, a bride is murdered on her wedding day. It is a tragedy DS Camille Bordey cannot help but notice, whilst Richard is more interested in housekeeping signs... But who would kill a bride on her wedding day? Could it really be one of her family?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043632 +0000" stop="20261008053415 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Predicting Murder - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dwayne thinks he has seen a ghost after the team goes to a local school to deal with the murder of Angelique Morel. The previous night Angelique had predicted her own murder by a scarred man. Angelique was a local voodoo priestess, but Richard finds it hard to understand his team's belief that her prediction must have become a reality. Richard believes that it has nothing to do with voodoo and that cyanide poisoning is responsible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053415 +0000" stop="20261008063315 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing a Body? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Holiday-maker Megan Talbot confesses to shooting dead her husband, but puzzlingly there isn't a body - and without a victim, Richard has little to go on, insisting nothing is definite without hard evidence. But then a local boat crew fish a corpse out of the sea, with two gunshot wounds to the head - just as Megan said.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063315 +0000" stop="20261008073146 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spot the Difference - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Escorting a convicted fraudster on the ferry back to Saint Marie goes disastrously wrong when the man is stabbed to death while handcuffed to DI Poole much to his embarrassment, the wrath of the commissioner and the amusement of his team and with a myriad of suspects an impossible case to solve despite unwanted help from an amateur sleuth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000800 +0000" stop="20261008003401 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crystal Gazer - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Eilley Orrum believes she can see the future and gives advice based on the ability. She tells Sandy Bowers where to mine his fortune, marrying him and spending their wealth freely. But she doesn't foresee that the money might run out.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Joaquin - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The outlaw career of California's notorious Joaquin Murieta is portrayed. It's seen through the experience of Ann Dix whose husband is murdered and her child disappears, leading her to spend years searching for her daughter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010003 +0000" stop="20261008012607 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reno - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Reno, Nevada's naming begins on the battlefields of Mexico where officer Reno serves with Steve and Red. While they head west Reno returns to West Point. He becomes a Civil War hero and his friends intend to honor him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012607 +0000" stop="20261008015206 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Valencia Cake - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A wealthy land owning family sees their fortune diminished as the propery is taken by newer arrivals to the territory. The inability to find the original grant lasts decades until a cake is made for dessert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015206 +0000" stop="20261008021807 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Killing in Diamonds - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Two miners, Slack and Arnold, arrive in San Francisco but are cautious about showing the diamonds they've unearthed. They need investors to find more and greed gets the better of men who should be wiser about elaborate swindles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021807 +0000" stop="20261008024407 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Homeliest Man in Nevada - S04E04</title>
    <desc>War hero Clem is teased by his fellow miners because of his appearance. When Mona arrives from Kansas Clem is smitten and makes sure her life goes well. She appreciates his kindness but dates attractive Bruce until a life changing event.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024407 +0000" stop="20261008031010 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miracle of the Sea Gulls - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Counterfeiter James Reeves evades the sheriff by joining a Mormon wagon train. His cynical ways conflict with the faith of the others including Judith who he's attracted to. A plague of locusts and a resulting miracle changes Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031010 +0000" stop="20261008033613 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wildcat's First Piano - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The women want culture in Wildcat so pretty Deborah is sent to collect money for a piano. But no one can play it after it arrives yet at night one can hear the music. Deborah discovers Chuck knows how but it bitter about having just one arm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033613 +0000" stop="20261008040135 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lola Montez - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The tumultuous life of Lola Montez, born Eliza Gilbert, is portrayed. The dancer and adventuress becomes the toast of two continents, brings down Bavaria's King, owns a bear and goes through several fortunes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040135 +0000" stop="20261008042737 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California's First Ice Man - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Peter Jeffries arrives in Sacramento to revive his family's fortune but learns Phineas Colby has monopolized financially the town. While courting the kind Laura Peter decides ice, not gold is the key to his future wealth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042737 +0000" stop="20261008045342 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hangman Waits - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alex Grant is arrested for a fifteen year old murder when he returns to a mining camp after a long absence. Experienced prosecutor Peck faces off against new lawyer Greg Lewis who relies on the odd Harry Gander to clear his client.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045342 +0000" stop="20261008051941 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Team Rolls - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A young tenderfoot goes to Death Valley to work at his fiancée's borax mine. He is assigned to work as a swamper on the huge mule train that ships the product out of the desert to a train station ten days away. On the return trip, a disgruntled former employee steals the mine's payroll and shoots the lead driver, forcing the tenderfoot to prove his mettle by taking the train back to safety and tracking down the thief to retrieve the stolen money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051941 +0000" stop="20261008054543 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baron of Arizona - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Two Arizona newspaper men have doubts when a Spanish gentleman claims to own millions of acres in the territory. His papers date to colonial times appearing authentic but Tom is determined to prove fraud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054543 +0000" stop="20261008061143 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nevada's Plymouth Rock - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Mining town Aurora, Nevada is not a decent place to live proper Abby Marshall believes. After her son becomes sick and husband John is suddenly broke Abby is returning home until Major Sherman brings her bit of Massachusetts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061143 +0000" stop="20261008063744 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hoodoo Mine - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Norman Berry and his partner Bill Snyder find a rich vein of ore but Bill abandons him to die. He is nursed back to health by Lupin who puts a curse on Bill for his betrayal. Snyder's efforts to quickly sell his claim leads to unexpected deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063744 +0000" stop="20261008070347 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Bigfoot - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Stubby Weeks is teased and overlooked because of his height, losing out to Dutch for Merinda's affections. He gravitates to an archeologist who helps him with confidence and helps him show Merinda bravery comes in all sizes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070347 +0000" stop="20261008072947 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Evelyn Nelson is tired of life as wife of superintendent Harry, bored with living in isolated mining camps. But when Burke, an escaped killer holds them hostage, she and her husband must outwit him if they are to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072947 +0000" stop="20261008075549 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Bits - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Sam's job at an Arizona territory fort is to find promising horses. He pleads for an older one, named Two Bits, which is rewarded as the animal is beyond smart. After an Indian attack Sam knows lives depend on the abilities of Two Bits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002100 +0000" stop="20261008004949 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilson Lubin, Vanessa Fraction, Patrice O'Neal - S09E02</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008004949 +0000" stop="20261008011853 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smokey, Tiffany Haddish, Big Rome, Tony Roberts - S09E03</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008011853 +0000" stop="20261008014759 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roy Wood Jr., Kyle Groom, Russell Peters - S09E04</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008014759 +0000" stop="20261008021544 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wil Sylvince, Cory Fernandez, Ted Carpenter - S09E05</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008021544 +0000" stop="20261008024433 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kelly K-Dubb Walker, DeRay Davis, Vargus Mason, Earthquake - S09E06</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008024433 +0000" stop="20261008031334 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Arnold, Gerard, Timmy Hall, Rasheed - S09E07</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031334 +0000" stop="20261008034242 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malik S., David Raibon, B. Cole, Gerald Kelly - S09E08</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034242 +0000" stop="20261008041146 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damon Williams, Sean Larkins, B-Phlat, TuRae - S09E09</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041146 +0000" stop="20261008044036 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marcus Combs, Alex Scott, Ali, Chris Thomas - S09E10</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044036 +0000" stop="20261008050012 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve White, Derrick Fox, Yvette Wilson, Joe Torry - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050012 +0000" stop="20261008052641 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Harris, Reggie McFadden, J. Anthony Brown, Adele Givens - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052641 +0000" stop="20261008055439 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bernard Jeffrey McCollough (Bernie Mac), Steve Harvey, Vince D. Rodney Winfield - S01E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055439 +0000" stop="20261008062258 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laura Hayes, Bill Bellamy, Ted Carpenter, George Rogers (G.I. George) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>HBO's popular stand-up comedy show hosted by Martin Lawrence. Comics: Bill Bellamy, Laura Hayes, G George, Ted Carpenter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062258 +0000" stop="20261008065105 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pierre Edwards, D.L. Hughley, A.J. Jamal, Marva Moncrieffe (Simply Marvalous) - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065105 +0000" stop="20261008071745 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>William Wilson, Michael Colyar, Tony Brown, Ajai Sanders - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071745 +0000" stop="20261008074333 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin Montague, Tommy Chunn, James Stephens III, Tony Woods - S01E07</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000850 +0000" stop="20261008003227 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little White Lies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Diana is determined to grow up, but her older brother, left with the task of bringing her up after their father died, is so old-fashioned. And Yick, the object of her affections, is going to be at Melanie's party. How will Diana's brother ever know she went? Joey, Snake and Wheels decide it's time they expanded their horizons a little and attend a strip show. But, as always with The Zits, things don't go quite the way they were planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003227 +0000" stop="20261008005610 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sixteen (1) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Michelle finds her father impossible to live with, but now that she's sixteen she can legally move out, if only she had the money. Of course, there is that family ring she got for her birthday. Spike is nervous about how fond Patrick is becoming of her - she just doesn't want to get hurt. Joey and Snake are excited about starting driving lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005610 +0000" stop="20261008011955 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sixteen (2) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Michelle finds her father impossible to live with, but now that she's sixteen she can legally move out, if only she had the money. Of course, there is that family ring she got for her birthday. Spike is nervous about how fond Patrick is becoming of her - she just doesn't want to get hurt. Joey and Snake are excited about starting driving lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011955 +0000" stop="20261008014339 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All in a Good Cause - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Caitlin and Claude want to do something to protest against a factory involved in nuclear missiles. The peace group they belong to advises them to cool it, but they can't just stand by and let it go on.Scott has been harrassing Kathleen for a while and she gets sick of it and presses charges when he beats her up on her way home from school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014339 +0000" stop="20261008020717 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Attraction - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Erica starts seeing a new boy, it frightens Heather. One abortion was bad enough, but what if she goes too far again? Heather has to come to terms with her own guilt at having supported Erica. Alison says she's giving up on her campaign to win Snake, but when he invites Alison's best friend Amy to the dance, the claws come out. Scooter suddenly notices that his pal Tessa is (gasp!) a girl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020717 +0000" stop="20261008023101 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Testing 1...2...3 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Joey is diagnosed with a learning disability.  He contemplates dropping out of high school, but changes his mind after talking to Caitlin.  Caitlin tells him to stop feeling sorry for himself, because he's not the only one with a disability, because she has to deal with having epilepsy.
Elsewhere, everyone cheats on a test.  The teacher says since everyone gets an A, that test must not have been hard enough, so it won't count and he'd give everyone a harder test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023101 +0000" stop="20261008025441 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Creeps! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lucy becomes director and writer of her first film: a feminist horror flick starring the Zits, Simon and Caitlin, with Alexa, Tim and Heather as crew. But the film that's playing in Lucy's mind is a far cry from the one that's unfolding in the empty Saturday morning corridors of the school. Spike is nervous when Shane starts hanging around the school watching her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025441 +0000" stop="20261008031812 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stressed Out - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Caitlin hears that Ms. Avery has been fired from her job in the school resource centre. When she starts a petition around school, protesting her firing, Mr. Raditch intervenes. He tells Caitlin she was offered a job as a substitute teacher, but turned it down. Caitlin confronts Ms. Avery about this. Ms. Avery explains she wants a classroom of her own with students of her own. They get into an arguement, but later reconcile at Ms. Avery's going away party.
Also Michelle takes too many caffine pills and BLT takes her to the school nurse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031812 +0000" stop="20261008034608 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Condom machines have been installed in the school washrooms, and as Lucy records reactions with her video camera, Dwayne finds an interesting new use for the condoms -as water bombs to drop on Joey, Wheels and Snake. Joey, however, is more concerned with raising money to put a down payment on a muscle car, and takes bets that he will walk through the cafeteria - wearing nothing but a hat. B.L.T. has trouble breaking up with Michelle. Dwayne receives a frightening phone call from his summer girlfriend. To be continued...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034608 +0000" stop="20261008040948 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Joey and Dwayne's enmity has escalated since Joey found out that it was Dwayne who turned him in for walking naked in the cafeteria, and Joey is determined to get Dwayne back. AIDS speakers at Degrassi during Sexual Awareness Week make the illness chillingly personal - especially for Dwayne, who becomes increasingly withdrawn as he awaits the results of his HIV test. Michelle finds out the real reason B.L.T. broke up with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040948 +0000" stop="20261008043327 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loyalties - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Michelle, B.L.T., Simon and Alexa were always the fabulous four, but now that Michelle and B.L.T. have broken up and B.L.T. has a new girlfriend, Cindy, Alexa's loyalties are divided. Snake develops a crush on Michelle, but she's just not ready for it. Caitlin, planning a fancy dinner for her parent's twentieth anniversary, discovers her father is seeing another woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043327 +0000" stop="20261008045704 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tangled Web - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Wheels' lies to his grandmother become more elaborate as each tops the one before, and when he's grounded for his marks, Wheels concocts another story so he can go to a concert with Joey and Snake. Caitlin becomes increasingly upset about her father's infidelity, but discovers that her mother already knows about it. Yankou doesn't know what to do about his crush on Tessa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045704 +0000" stop="20261008052041 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Politics - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lucy, who's feeling unpopular, is thrilled when good-looking Dale invites her to the dance. The girl's volleyball team, however, is upset that the boys' basketball team is getting preferential treatment. Lucy is all set to fight, until she discovers that Dale is the captain of the boys' team. When Patrick, who has broken up with Spike, invites Liz out, Spike is surprised to find that she's jealous. Alexa tries to make up with Michelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052041 +0000" stop="20261008054405 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossed Wires - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Tim tries to kiss Liz good night after a date, it reawakens her long-ago memories of sexual abuse, but it's just not something she can talk about, not even to her best friend Spike. Yankou thinks he wants to kiss Tessa, but he's not sure whether she wants him to. Joey feels pressured with Wheels living in his house. Dwayne's friends can't understand what's bothering him - and Joey's the only one who knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054405 +0000" stop="20261008060744 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The All-Nighter - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Melanie's surprise sleepover for Diana's birthday promises to hold more than one surprise when Kathleen finds some marijuana. Hoping to bring his two best friends together, Yick persuades Luke to invite Arthur to a poker game. Joey decides to join ""the nerds"" for poker - anything to get away from Wheels, who's driving him crazy. Yankou must pull an all-nighter in order to get an assignment done on time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060744 +0000" stop="20261008063125 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Sweet Home - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Wheels wears out his welcome at Joey's house when he steals money from Mrs. Jeremiah. But his Grandma won't have him back, his reputation has preceded him to Snake's house. It's pouring rain. Where will he sleep? Michelle, worn down by job, school and partying roommates considers moving back to her father's house. But will she be able to stand his rules?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063125 +0000" stop="20261008065503 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extracurricular Activities - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Lucy, Heather and Erica hear the rumour that their favourite band, The Savages, is making a rock video at the school, nothing will stop them from sneaking in to see them - not even the fact that Lucy's boyfriend Bronco could get into trouble. Joey and Snake's campaign plans are abruptly changed when they also discover the band is at Degrassi. Caitlin's parents ask her to come home so they can talk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065503 +0000" stop="20261008074723 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showtime (1) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Auditions are being held for Talent Night, and the acts range from dramatic poetry to singing hats. Joey is struggling with science - it's clear he's going to need some help. Alexa is thinking of breaking up with Simon. But the whole school is thrown into turmoil when a student commits suicide at school - especially Caitlin, since the student is her ex-boyfriend, Claude. To be continued...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000223 +0000" stop="20261008003013 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cover-Up - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Joey and Rick work together on a school assignment. While working at Rick's house, Joey discovers that Rick's bruises aren't the results of school yard fights, but an abusive father. Joey confides in his mother, who contacts the school to let them know. Although angry at first, Rick is relieved when he gets to go live with his brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003013 +0000" stop="20261008005759 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Race - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Melanie fears she is too flat chested for the school swim team.  After constant complaining that her mother wont buy her a bra, L.D. takes Melanie to the department store.  When she arrives at school, wearing her bra, she is the victim of much ridicule and teasing.  At the big swim meet (girls team vs. the boys team), Joey makes a loud comment about Melanie's chest to the whole school, and L.D. tosses him into the pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005759 +0000" stop="20261008012545 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumor Has It - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Many of Ms. Avery's students think that she is a lesbian.  Caitlin, who admires her teacher, defends these rumours and insists that her teacher isn't gay.  After dreaming that her classmates think that she is also gay, Caitlin begins to act self-conscious at school.  Caitlin confronts her teacher, who informs her student that she is not gay.  After confiding that she has been questioning her own sexuality, Ms. Avery informs Caitlin that these dreams are perfectly normal and that everyone her age has them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012545 +0000" stop="20261008015338 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Laid Plans - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Stephanie asks Wheels out on another date, and rumours start floating around the school that they will have sex on their date.  Wheels unknowingly buys condoms at the drugstore where Stephanie's mother works.  All pressure and plans are quickly ended, when Wheels arrives at Stephanie's house for their date, and Stephanie's mom recognizes him from the drugstore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015338 +0000" stop="20261008022134 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing to Fear - S01E08</title>
    <desc>L.D. is worried when her father is admitted to the hospital.  She fears that after losing her mother to cancer, her father will die as well.  She is afraid to see him in the hospital, as it may stir up memories of when her mother was stayed there.  She is relieved when everything turns out ok, and her father returns home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022134 +0000" stop="20261008024930 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What a Night! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Voula befriends Lucy by helping her with her homework.  After her marks improve, Lucy shows her appreciation by taking Voula shopping for clothes.  At the store, Voula learns that her friend shoplifts.  Lucy steals a sweater Voula likes and they are both caught when leaving the store and are taken to the police station, where Lucy is charged.  Stephanie meets her favourite soap opera star at a book signing and agrees to go out on a date with him.  After he tries to seduce her, Stephanie informs him that she lied about her age and that she is a minor, and he flees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024930 +0000" stop="20261008031716 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smokescreen - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In an effort to impress Caitlin, Rick joins the school's anti-pollution committee.  Yick buys a vase, passing it off as an ancient family heirloom for his school project.  When Arthur accidently breaks the vase, Yick gives his class a recount of being a refugee from China and moving to Canada.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031716 +0000" stop="20261008034501 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Late! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Shane and Spike have sex for the first time, at Lucy's party.  Spike is later worried when her period is late and fears she might be pregnant.  Her mother discoveries a home pregnancy test and takes her daughter to the doctor to find out for sure.  It is then discovered that she is indeed pregnant.
Meanwhile, Yick likes Melanie, but is afraid to ask her out. Arthur tries to give him advice, but everytime Yick follows Arthur's plans they backfire. Yick finally gets courage and asks Melanie to go on a date skating and she accepts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034501 +0000" stop="20261008041258 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revolution! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After Wheels rejects a date with Stephanie, she starts flirting with Joey to make him jealous.  After she appoints Joey as sports rep on the student council, the grade sevens retaliate because Yick was interested in the position first.  They start an impeachment of Stephanie as school president.  After Joey finds out she was using him to make Wheels jealous, he resigns from the position.  Stephanie vows that next semester she will change and will do a good job as president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041258 +0000" stop="20261008044039 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parents' Night - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Wheels meets his birth father for the first time when he comes to town.  Wheels finds he has a lot in common with his father and is hopeful that they will become close.  After realizing that his father doesn't feel the same way, Wheels is hurt.  Spike is considering giving her baby up for adoption once it is born, and asks Wheels for advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044039 +0000" stop="20261008050725 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggbert - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Spike is given an egg to take care of for a week, to show her what taking care of a baby is like.  Stephanie and Alexa are both attracted to Simon, the new student.  Stephanie is jealous to see him and Alexa together at Lucy's party.  Feeling guilty, Shane asks Spike if there is anything he can do to help her.  She gives the egg to Shane and tells him to take care of it.  Shane arrives at the party with the egg and starts tossing it around the room with his friends.  Spike leaves, feeling upset, telling Shane how upset she is at him.  Shane later tells his parents that he got her pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050725 +0000" stop="20261008053409 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Helping Hand - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lucy takes a liking to her substitute teacher.  She is pleased with all the attention he gives her.  L.D. sees him look down Lucy's top in class and warns Lucy to be careful.  Lucy tells L.D. that she is just jealous.  Lucy agrees to stay behind after school and help her teacher.  Wheels walks in and finds the teacher's hands on Lucy's shoulders.  Lucy runs home and is comforted by L.D.  The following day at school, the teacher asks Lucy if she'd like to stay after school again.  "Not in a million years", she replies.
Wheels has been making poor marks, so his parents make him tutor with Ms. Avery after school. This means that Wheels must quit the band until his grades are better. He also ends up getting glasses since part of the problem was he couldn't see the board well. Meanwhile, Joey and Snake find Simon playing bass guitar in the gym, and ask him to be the zits' new bass player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053409 +0000" stop="20261008060047 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Expectations - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When a new student, Liz, transfers to the school; Joey takes an immediate liking to her.  Rumours begin circulating that Liz is a wild girl, who likes to have sex and Joey wants to know if its true.  While working after school on a project at her house, Joey asks Liz if she wants to have sex.  Liz then kicks Joey out of the house and he later realizes how sorry he is, because he actually likes her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060047 +0000" stop="20261008062728 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner and a Show - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Shane tells Spike that his parents want to meet her and her mother to discuss the baby.  When the five meet, Shane's Dad announces that his son will attend a private school.  Shane tells his father that he isn't going away, and wants to be around when the baby is born.  Melanie breaks a date with Yick by saying her mom wont let her go.  Yick later discovers that Melanie lied, when he runs into her and Snake, on a date, at the movies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062728 +0000" stop="20261008065408 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stage Fright - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Caitlin learns that she has epilepsy and doesn't want her friends to know.  While attending Susie's slumber party, Caitlin has a seizure and her friends find out.  Caitlin loses the lead part of the school play to Kathleen and decides to drop out of the show.  She later realizes that dropping out won't change her condition and re-joins the show.
Meanwhile, a painfully shy Michelle is terrified to give a speech in front of the class. Joey teases her by calling her a mouse (quiet like a mouse) and making squeaking noises. When Michelle tries to get out of the speech by telling Mr. Raditch she has a sore throat, he  doesn't fall for it and tells her to talk about something she knows. She gives her speech on her shyness, and everyone loves it. Afterward Joey tries to get Michelle to write his speech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065408 +0000" stop="20261008072039 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dwayne, the school bully, challenges Joey to an after school fight.  After almost chickening out, Joey shows up to fight, but still gets hurt.  Desperate to win Simon's affections, Stephanie asks him if he wants to help out with the school dance.  She is later crushed when he tells her he is dating Alexa and isn't interested in seeing her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072039 +0000" stop="20261008074721 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bottled Up - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Kathleen and her classmates prepare for their part on a tv quiz show, she invites them to her house to practice.  She is embarassed when her mom appears drunk in front of her friends.  Her mother later misses the taping of the quiz show, because she has been drinking.  Kathleen later decides to speak to a counselor about her problems at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000115 +0000" stop="20261008002456 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Master of the Mansion - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After the battle is over, Tanjiro and Nezuko are taken to the Demon Slayer Corps headquarters. This is where the Hashira Meeting between the Corps leader, Ubuyashiki, and the Hashiras, the most powerful swordsmen in the Corps, is to be held. The Hashiras censure Tanjiro for violating the Demon Slayer Corps by protecting a demon. And then, the Wind Hashira, Sanemi Shinazugawa, raises his sword against Nezuko...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002456 +0000" stop="20261008004837 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hashira Meeting - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Ubuyashiki, the leader of the Demon Slayer Corps, finally appears before Tanjiro. He tells him that he will allow Tanjiro and Nezuko to join the Corps. But the Hashiras are unable to accept this decision right away. The Wind Hashira, Sanemi Shinazugawa, slashes his own arm and taunts Nezuko with his blood, trying to get her to show her true colors as a demon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004837 +0000" stop="20261008011218 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rehabilitation Training - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The injured Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke are sent to the home of the Insect Hashira, Shinobu Kocho, for treatment. Two weeks later, Tanjiro and Inosuke start rehabilitation training. But the drills are brutal, and they find themselves broken in spirit. Unaware of the grueling regimen, Zenitsu joins them late and is visibly enthusiastic in front of girls, but...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011218 +0000" stop="20261008013559 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tsuguko, Kanao Tsuyuri - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro, who’s undergoing rehabilitation training at the Butterfly Mansion, works hard to keep up his Total Concentration Breathing techniques all day long. Though at first, he’s helpless against Kanao, a swordswoman in his class who’s training him, he slowly but surely begins to make some headway. Seeing Tanjiro devote himself to training every single day, Zenitsu and Inosuke resume training as well, but...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013559 +0000" stop="20261008015941 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Mission - S01E26</title>
    <desc>As Tanjiro and the others are devoted to their rehabilitation training, the absolute master of the demons, Muzan Kibutsuji, gathers the Lower Ranks of the Twelve Kizuki. The demons, too, are preparing to make their next move. As training draws to a close, Tanjiro has improved to the point where he can fight on equal terms with Kanao. Just then, he receives word of a new mission from his Kasugai Crow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015941 +0000" stop="20261008022321 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Should Have Been - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Trapped in Enmu's spell, Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke and Kyojuro fall closer and deeper into an eternal slumber. Faced with death, Tanjiro is forced to confront his demons to save them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022321 +0000" stop="20261008024701 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move Forward! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro and Inosuke battle Lower One Enmu, the strongest demon they've faced yet. With his limitless attacks and a potent Blood Demon Art, Enmu proves to be an extremely powerful adversary, forcing the two to attack in a way they have never done before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024701 +0000" stop="20261008031041 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akaza - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Together, Inosuke and Tanjiro successfully behead Enmu, and despite the demon's final attempt to kill the passengers, everyone aboard the Mugen Train is safe. Heavily injured, Tanjiro attempts to rest and heal. But in the calm after the battle, a new and even more powerful danger arrives, threatening everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031041 +0000" stop="20261008033421 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Set Your Heart Ablaze - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Flame Hashira Kyojuro Rengoku continues to fend off Upper Three Akaza and sustains fatal wounds in the process, while the demon heals his own wounds instantly. Tanjiro and Inosuke look on helplessly as Kyojuro is brought low by Akaza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033421 +0000" stop="20261008042347 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sound Hashira Tengen Uzui - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After the Mugen Train incident, Akaza visits Muzan Kibutsuji. Guided by a crow, Tanjiro Kamado heads off to the Rengoku residence to convey Kyojuro Rengoku's last messages to his father and little brother. Tanjiro's group return to the Butterfly Mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042347 +0000" stop="20261008044742 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infiltrating the Entertainment District - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After Tanjiro visits the Rengoku residence and meets Kyojuro's younger brother, Senjuro, to deliver Kyojuro's last message, Tanjiro spends his days training and completing missions. One day, he returns to the Butterfly Mansion to find Sound Hashira, Tengen Uzui, attempting to take Aoi and Naho away on a mission against their will. Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke offer to go on that mission instead, and they head to their next destination - the Entertainment District.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044742 +0000" stop="20261008051137 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Are You? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After arriving at the Entertainment District, Tanjiro and his comrades infiltrate each House where Uzui's wives, Suma, Makio and Hinatsuru, work. While working as apprentices and searching for their whereabouts, Inosuke hears that Makio has been shutting herself away from everyone in her room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051137 +0000" stop="20261008053532 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tonight - S03E04</title>
    <desc>As Tanjiro close in on the demon that has been preying upon the entertainment district. But even as he closes in, the others continue to follow their leads toward their query. Who will find the demon first? And will they be able to survive the confrontation when they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053532 +0000" stop="20261008055927 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things Are Gonna Get Real Flashy!! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After being told of Zenitsu’s disappearance and to leave the Entertainment District by Uzui, Tanjiro and Inosuke decide that they will rescue Zenitsu. That evening, Tanjiro picks up a scent of a demon, which leads him to Koinatsu Oiran being swallowed by Daki’s belt. With Uzui nowhere in sight, Tanjiro must face the Upper Six demon alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055927 +0000" stop="20261008062307 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Layered Memories - S03E06</title>
    <desc>During the fierce battle with Daki, Tanjiro continues to unleash the Hinokami Kagura, which causes a huge strain on his body. Meanwhile, Inosuke reaches the Belt Demon’s nest and saves people who have been captured. Makio, Suma, and Zenitsu, who have been freed from the belt, join in on the fight. As the ceiling of the nest is broken, Uzui appears wielding his swords.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062307 +0000" stop="20261008064703 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transformation - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Enraged by Daki's contempt for human life, Tanjiro attacks her with more intensity and gradually corners the demon. But he's already gone past his physical limit. As Tanjiro collapses and all seems lost again, Nezuko appears. A vicious battle ensues and Nezuko starts transforming into a more demon-like form...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064703 +0000" stop="20261008071043 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gathering - S03E08</title>
    <desc>After Nezuko attempts to attack innocent bystanders as her demon form advances, Tanjiro is finally able to make her fall asleep by singing a lullaby. Meanwhile, another demon emerges out of Daki's body after being beheaded by Uzui - Gyutaro, Daki's older brother and the other form of Upper Six. Uzui must now face both demons, Daki and Gyutaro.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071043 +0000" stop="20261008073423 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defeating an Upper Rank Demon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke have joined Uzui in battle. While Zenitsu and Inosuke take on Daki, Tanjiro and Uzui deal with Gyutaro; however, they struggle as the demons have the upper hand with their coordinated attacks. But thanks to Hinatsuru's help and some teamwork from Uzui, Tanjiro's blade finds its way towards Gyutaro's neck...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073423 +0000" stop="20261008075818 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give Up - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro and Uzui have been separated by Gyutaro's Blood Demon Art. As Tanjiro joins the struggling Zenitsu and Inosuke, they manage to decapitate Daki at last thanks to their coordinated barrage of sword strikes. However, when Inosuke tries to run off with Daki's head, he gets pierced by Gyutaro's scythe. Uzui has also collapsed, leaving Tanjiro and the others with their backs to the wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002143 +0000" stop="20261008004722 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep Off the Grass - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Henry gets a ticket for walking on the grass in the park.   When Mr. Wilson hears about it he thinks it isn't fair, So   he convinces Henry to go to court and contest it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004722 +0000" stop="20261008011259 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Wilson's Safe - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dennis is using numbers for a football play which is the combination to Mr. Wilson's safe, So Mr. Wilson and Henry   get Dennis so confused that he forgets the combination.   Then Mr. Wilson forgets it. Now they are in a real mess   because Mr. Wilson has something very important locked in   the safe. So Mr. Wilson tries everything including trying   to hypnotize Dennis so he can remember the combination. He ends up hypnotizing himself and remembers the combination at last.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011259 +0000" stop="20261008013834 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted House - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson and Henry both invest in a house that   is known to be a haunted house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013834 +0000" stop="20261008020410 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The School Play - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dennis' school is putting on a play which Mr. Wilson ends up   being in (not by choice) because him and Tommy (who is also   in the play) get handcuffed together before the play starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020410 +0000" stop="20261008022945 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifty-Thousandth Customer - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Mr. Finch is having a contest that when the fifty-thousandth   customer walks in his store they will win 5 minutes of   free shopping of which Mr. Wilson is determined to be the   one who wins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022945 +0000" stop="20261008025522 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis and the Pee Wee League - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson coaches Dennis' Pee Wee League baseball team   because Dennis' dad (who originally was the coach) got sick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025522 +0000" stop="20261008032057 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Wilson's Inheritance - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson wants to represent Scotland for Dennis' School</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032057 +0000" stop="20261008034633 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis Is a Genius - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The school test scores mistake Dennis as a genius.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034633 +0000" stop="20261008041211 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Piece - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson tricks Dennis into taking a silver coin that says   GOOD LUCK and a horseshoe on it instead of 50 cents that he owes him for cutting his lawn. Mrs. Wilson is very angry with him about it. So, she and Alice start a scheme of their own by making lucky things happen to Dennis all day. Mr. Wilson soon   starts to believe that the coin was lucky after all and is   sorry he ever let it go. He then realizes that it was all a    charade to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041211 +0000" stop="20261008043751 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifteen Foot Christmas Tree - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dennis, Henry and Mr. Wilson go out in the woods and cut   down a big Christmas tree which ends up getting   almost destroyed by the time they get it home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043751 +0000" stop="20261008050328 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis' Bank Account - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dennis opens a bank account at the bank of where   Mr. Wilson works at and causes a lot of chaos at the bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050328 +0000" stop="20261008052904 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through Thick and Thin - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Dennis' cub scouts are putting on a circus of which   Mr. Wilson is the Lion in the circus, which is suppose   to be a secret from everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052904 +0000" stop="20261008055440 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calling All Bird Lovers - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson holds a bird lovers session at his home   Where a woman does bird calls that sounds just like   a bird.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055440 +0000" stop="20261008062016 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silence Is Golden - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson agrees to give Dennis his magnifying glass   if he doesn't talk around him for the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062016 +0000" stop="20261008064553 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis Has a Fling - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dennis is put on the spot when he askes both Mr. Wilson and   Mr. Mactavish to represent Scotland in his school project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064553 +0000" stop="20261008071131 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog Jumping Contest - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Dennis enters his frog in the frog jumping contest    with Mr. Wilson as his partner who has a bet with   Sgt. Mooney that Dennis' frog will beat his.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071131 +0000" stop="20261008073709 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson gives Dennis a Gold watch in his will.   Soon after that Mr. Wilson begins to feel old and is   convinced that he has short time to live.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002304 +0000" stop="20261008004721 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Derren performs an old séance trick for Meera Syal, makes an amputee feel sensation in their missing limb and demonstrates a memory feat in Monaco.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004721 +0000" stop="20261008011114 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Derren makes a taxi driver forget about an obvious destination. He also plays chess against nine of the U.K.'s top chess players.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011114 +0000" stop="20261008013507 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On the Street: Derren could read how many fingers someone was holding up (behind their back and then in their pockets). Then he made them read how many fingers he held up.
Martin Kemp: Derren guessed what object Martin was going to choose from 150 objects, before he had chosen it.
Penalty Shoot-Out: Derren predicts, split-seconds before the penalty is taken, where a mid-fielder is going to kick the ball into the goal, five times. He gets it right every time.
Memory: Derren draws a building almost perfectly from memory, but it turns out to be a mirror image.
Penalty Light Test: A goalie guesses every time which button the mid-fielder presses, as they turn on the same lights at the same time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013507 +0000" stop="20261008015843 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Leaving wallet ringed with yellow circle containg cash on Regent Street.

Identifying three pieces of music conducted, without any orchestra, by Robin Stapleton selected from list of Derren's CD collection.

Invisible Man hypnosis routine with film student.

Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the address of another bystander after a little instruction from Derren.

Orchestra playing a piece (after having started randomly) which was chosen by the conductor and only transmitted to them by his "mental conducting."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015843 +0000" stop="20261008022212 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Derren uses a voodoo doll to restrict a woman's movements and makes a primary teacher transmit her thoughts to her pupils.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022212 +0000" stop="20261008024523 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the name of another bystander's pet after a little instruction from Derren.

Undertaker sorting a pile of photographs. Based on the photographs' subjects, Derren reveals that he had unwittingly sorted them into people that were dead, and those that were alive. Derren decribes the process as having been "out of this world."

Michel Roux, Jr cooks a meal which reminds him of a specific occasion, Derren then describes the scene he has pictured and gives the breeds and names of the two dogs in the memory.

A butcher, baker and candlestick maker arrange furniture in a room and then select a toy each. Derren then shows them a room in a dolls' house laid out in the same way with their three figures holding the chosen toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024523 +0000" stop="20261008030749 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Repeatedly identifying the finger thought of by a member of the public, having the subject tell how many fingers Derren is holding up out of sight.

Predicting words given by a psychologist during a word dissociation game. Final prediction of a free choice word.

Derren stopping woman walking across a room by clenching his fist out of her sight. Woman stopping pedestrian walking past the window by clenching her fist.

Derren correctly predicting 'secret' drawing from a dissociated drawing (like the word dissociation game) drawn by the psychologist.

Derren predicting item to be selected from a supermarket by a supermarket designer with a label on his back. The route around the supermaket had also been predicted on an envelope sent earlier in the week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030749 +0000" stop="20261008033112 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Derren uses his fingers to see. He also gives Simon Pegg the present he always wanted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033112 +0000" stop="20261008035530 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Derren steals wallets without stealing them.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
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    <title>The Run - S03E01</title>
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    <title>The Stop - S03E02</title>
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    <title>The Mark - S03E03</title>
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    <title>The Goal - S03E04</title>
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    <title>The Boat - S03E05</title>
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    <title>The Vows - S03E06</title>
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    <title>The Water - S03E07</title>
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    <title>The Funeral - S03E09</title>
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    <title>The Escape - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Parkers finally happen upon help in an abandoned ghost town which is filled with deadly serious Pacific Rim LARPERS.</desc>
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    <title>The Return - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Following a breakthrough, the Parkers return to their hometown to find their daughter.</desc>
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    <title>The Feminism Part - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Nobody Has to Get Hurt - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Inside the Pretend - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Red Hot premieres, Candy, Harvey, and Frankie get caught between competing investors. Vincent and Abby must deal with an unexpected loss. Lori is afraid to go to LA without C.C.'s permission. Paul turns to a familiar source to help finance Tod's dream. Darlene comes clean. Goldman and Alston's plan for cleaning up Times Square hits a roadblock.</desc>
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    <title>The Camera Loves You - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On the eve of 1985, a worn-out Vincent reconnects with his ex-wife, Andrea, as his open relationship with Abby grows more distant. Despite becoming a family man, Frankie continues his risky side hustles. With the newly dominant VHS format shaking up their industry, Candy and Harvey travel to Las Vegas for an adult film convention where they disagree on how to navigate a fast-changing future. Fresh out of rehab, Lori is put back to work. Alston makes a very specific request of Goldman in their quest to revitalize Midtown. Now a bartender at the Hi-Hat, Loretta becomes an active member of Women Against Pornography.</desc>
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    <title>Morta di Fame - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Frankie takes his amateur porn business to the next level and ends up in a confrontation with Rudy, who pushes Vincent to up his profits. Candy brainstorms a new film based on the experiences of her fellow sex workers and finds that her new beau Hank is not shaken by her past. Abby and Loretta take care of Shay when she shows up to the Hi-Hat in bad shape. Lori is advised be more compliant after she dares to stand up for herself on set. Alston is tasked with finding the mysterious owner of a prime piece of Midtown real estate. With the future of his businesses up in the air, Paul worries about his partner Tod's health.</desc>
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    <title>Normal Is a Lie - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Abby befriends a graffiti artist named Pilar and takes a surprising trip downtown. Candy sets a firm line with Hank when it comes to money. As Todd’s health worsens, he reexamines his priorities and asks for Paul’s support. Melissa is forced to face her past. Alston explores different strategies for getting a shady SRO owner to sell. Bobby pays Joey a visit on Wall Street as Joey’s latest money-making scheme grows bigger. Tensions rise between Frankie and Rudy as a buyer complains about Frankie’s product.</desc>
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    <title>They Can Never Go Home - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Lori returns to New York for an audition and runs into some familiar faces. While searching for actors for her new film, Candy speaks to her critics at a Women Against Pornography meeting. As things heat up with Jennifer, Alston takes a drastic step to deliver for Goldman. Melissa leaves the city. Abby grows closer to Pilar as her relationship with Vincent wanes. Vincent and Frankie celebrate an eventful birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Are We There Yet? - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Dexter tracks down his protégé in the belief that he murdered his neighbor. Meanwhile, Dexter tries to help Hannah escape the country.</desc>
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    <title>Make Your Own Kind of Music - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Dexter investigates a murder that hits close to home. Meanwhile, Dr. Vogel gets the surprise of her life when someone from her past returns.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye Miami - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Dexter enlists Dr. Vogel's help to lure the Brain Surgeon to a location in order to get him on the table. Later, an important person in Dexter's life is murdered before his eyes.</desc>
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    <title>Monkey in a Box - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Dexter is torn between fleeing the country with Hannah and Harrison, and taking Saxon out once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Remember the Monsters? - S08E12</title>
    <desc>With a hurricane threatening Miami, Dexter becomes determined to end things his way.</desc>
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    <title>Dexter - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dexter is a forensic expert in blood patterns who works with the Miami Police Department. He is also a serial killer, who kills people that the police can't bring to justice. He has to hide his double life from his sister, his girlfriend and his co-workers. He is intrigued by a killer who has found a way to kill girls without leaving blood behind.</desc>
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    <title>Crocodile - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Being wrapped up in preparing for his next victim, Dexter, finds out that the Ice Truck Killer is aware of Dexter's dirty little secret.</desc>
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    <title>Popping Cherry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dexter's on the trail of a recently released murderer who plans to kill again when he's sidetracked by the Ice Truck Killer's latest crime - a cut-up hooker found in a hockey ice rink.</desc>
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    <title>Streaky Clean - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dexter creates a device to keep his clothes clean.</desc>
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    <title>A Dad Cartoon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dad decides to give the car a retouch.</desc>
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    <title>Sole Brother - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After a failed mutation experiment, Dexter becomes Dee Dee's foot.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Chatter - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dexter uses a device to listen to what Dad is thinking, but the experiment backfires and everyone else can hear what Dexter is thinking.</desc>
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    <title>A Quackor Cartoon - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Quackor returns to battle Monkey in Dexter's Lab.</desc>
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    <title>Momdark - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mandark disguises as Mom in order to get into Dexter's Lab.</desc>
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    <title>Copping an Attitude - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Because of his exceptional grades Dexter's school and parents have decided that he can go to college. At first Dexter is happy to be there so he can fill his mind with college knowledge, but in the end the students influence on Dexter allows him to do college pranks sending him a one way ticket back to Huber Elementary School.</desc>
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    <title>A Failed Lab Experiment - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dexter creates a device that doesn't work the way he wanted.</desc>
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    <title>The Grand Daddy of All Inventions - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Dexter's mom takes him to his grandpa's house. At first he thinks it's going to be a boring day until he discovers that his grandpa has a secret lab!</desc>
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    <title>Poppa Wheely - S03E10</title>
    <desc>It's career day and Dexter is ashamed of his Dad so he creates a Dad that looks more like him.</desc>
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    <title>A Mom Cartoon - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Mom spends a day at the supermarket.</desc>
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    <title>The Mock Side of the Moon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dexter travels to the moon and finds aliens that are planning to come to Earth to take everything.</desc>
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    <title>If Memory Serves - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Fearing that his memory might be limited, Dexter uses a device to save all his memories.</desc>
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    <title>A Mandark Cartoon - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Mandark plans another scheme to get rid of Dexter.</desc>
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    <title>Tele Trauma - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Tired of missing his favorite TV shows because of studying, Dexter creates a special helmet that absorbs all the TV info.</desc>
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    <title>A Boy Named Sue - S03E16</title>
    <desc>How did a young child called Susan became the being now known as Mandark? Born to free spirits, and with a passionate determination to harness the forces of science for his own ends, this is his story...</desc>
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    <title>Lab on the Run - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Two robots escape from Dexter's lab in order to have a better life.</desc>
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    <title>Dos Boot - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Mandark gets in Dexters computer raving havoc, so Dexter must stop him.</desc>
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    <title>A Dee Dee Cartoon - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After being kicked out of Dexter's Lab (AGAIN) She goes and plays in her "lab".</desc>
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    <title>Would You Like That in the Can - S03E20</title>
    <desc>A girl accidentally takes Dexter's lunchbox, so Dexter and his friend must go into the girls bathroom to get it.</desc>
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    <title>That Magic Moment - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Dexter's Magic Uncle Ferger 'O Reiley pays a visit.</desc>
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    <title>A Silent Cartoon - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Dexter is trying to build his lab blue, but Dee Dee keeps making it pink.</desc>
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    <title>Opposites Attract - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Dexter creates a magnetic field to keep Dee Dee away from him.</desc>
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    <title>Comic Relief - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Dexter creates a special device that lets him create his own life-like superhero comic... along with his sister villain "Deestructa".</desc>
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    <title>A Third Dad Cartoon - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dad goes with the kids to play some golf.</desc>
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    <title>RoboDexo 3000 - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Dexter creates the ultimate robot (RoboDexo 3000) to replace his previous 200 model.</desc>
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    <title>Glove at First Sight - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad recall the moments that got them together.</desc>
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    <title>A Mom &amp; Dad Cartoon - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad are having a discussion while playing scrabble, a discussion that Dexter and Dee Dee don't interpret the right way.</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like Victory - S03E29</title>
    <desc>The U.S. army invades Dexter's lab and Dexter fights them, each side thinking the other is a troop of aliens.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Brother - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Dexter uses his newest creation to turn Dee Dee into a boy, but the male version of Dee Dee (Doo Dee) is not as cool as Dexter it would.</desc>
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    <title>Another Dad Cartoon - S03E31</title>
    <desc>While Mom, Dexter and Dee Dee are out shopping, Dad decides to spend the afternoon dancing... like Tom Cruise in Risky Business.</desc>
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    <title>Bar Exam - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Dexter must pass a physical bar exam if he wants to pass P.E.</desc>
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    <title>Jeepers, Creepers, Where is Peepers? - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Koosy must save Peepers, otherwise the whole land of Koz will disappear.</desc>
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    <title>Go, Dexter Family, Go! - S03E34</title>
    <desc>Dexter and his family are kidnapped by aliens, Dexter leads his family in an escape attempt, but when Dexter is captured once more, Mom, Dad, and Dee-Dee attempt to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Scare Tactics - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dad watch a late night horror movie, and spend a scary night in there house.</desc>
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    <title>My Dad vs. Your Dad - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Both Dexter and Mandark's fathers intercede during another of Dexter and Mandark's petty squabbles, but their effort to get along with one another backfire, and the two also soon engage in a heated fight.</desc>
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    <title>The Redcoats Are Coming - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Rob offers to hide rock and roll stars The Redcoats at his home.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Pillow - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Rob takes a pillow salesman to court after buying pillows that smell like chickens.</desc>
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    <title>Young Man With a Shoehorn - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Rob and Buddy invest in Uncle Lou's shoe store.</desc>
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    <title>Girls Will Be Boys - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Richie keeps getting beat up at school, and Rob and Laura have to figure out why he won't defend himself.</desc>
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    <title>Bupkis - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Rob can't figure out how an old song he wrote is being played as a radio commercial.</desc>
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    <title>Your Home Sweet Home is My Home - S04E25</title>
    <desc>A flashback episode about Rob and Laura's long search to find their house, with Millie and Jerry looking too.</desc>
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    <title>Anthony Stone - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Rob and Buddy are suspicious when Sally won't tell them much about her new fella.</desc>
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    <title>Never Bathe on Saturday - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Laura and Rob plan to spend a romantic weekend in the city and see a play, until Laura runs into a little problem at the hotel.</desc>
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    <title>Show of Hands - S04E28</title>
    <desc>When Rob and Laura are asked to fill in for Alan Brady at a banquet in his honor, they run into a mishap at home with a pot of dye.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Fat - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Alan Brady is rehearsing for a Broadway show, but the script needs work, so he asks Rob to help punch it up - without the author's knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>One Hundred Terrible Hours - S04E30</title>
    <desc>In a flashback episode, Rob does a stunt on his radio show where he tries to stay awake for 100 hours - right before being asked to interview with Alan Brady.</desc>
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    <title>Br-rooom, Br-rooom - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Rob's new motorcycle causes him more problems than he bargained for.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Sale Like Wholesale - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Rob learns a lesson after letting Buddy get him a deal on a fur coat for Laura.</desc>
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    <title>Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A TV show host gets Laura to reveal some information she wishes she hadn't.</desc>
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    <title>A Farewell to Writing - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Rob finds out trying to write a novel all by himself is a bit harder than he thinks.</desc>
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    <title>Uhny Uftz - S05E03</title>
    <desc>While working very late, Rob thinks he hears and sees a small flying saucer outside the office window.</desc>
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    <title>The Ugliest Dog in the World - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Rob finds a dog for a sketch on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut, Rob is stuck with the Ugliest Dog in the World.</desc>
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    <title>Licensed and Bonded - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Jordan, Andre and his mother pull out all the action movie stops on their mission to confront the enemy, and after a few bumps in the road and a near-miss with a chain saw, they're all in position, except Andre.</desc>
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    <title>Face Off - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It's kill or be killed in the final act of Kevin's life imitating art nightmare, and Kevin and his village square off against the enemy, hoping to put an end to their deadly charade; Kevin comes face-to-face with his would-be killer.</desc>
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    <title>The Peanut Man - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After his latest dramatic flop, Kevin enlists Oscar-winner Jillian Jones to introduce him to prestigious filmmaker Jackson Pepper; Pepper doubts Kevin's commitment as an actor but entices him with the opportunity of an exciting part.</desc>
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    <title>The Relatively Small Package - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan King plays the role of thief-stealing bonds, nuclear codes, and more-all as an elaborate audition for filmmaker Jackson Pepper; when her latest task leads her to Jackson Pepper's mansion, she finds a frantic Kevin Hart and her next assignment.</desc>
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    <title>The Fisher King - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan grapple with Jackson Pepper's death and his motives, stunned by their twisted role research; FBI agent John Fisher investigates the crime scene with a rookie; surveillance footage incriminates Kevin, with Jordan as his accomplice.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacuum from Sarasota - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Reeling from the accident, Kevin and Jordan face a twist: the woman they hit orchestrated the entire accident to study for a role and she is not dead; seeking answers with their new companion, Pearl, they visit Roger Richards, an ex-cop.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend of Lionel Pendergrass - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin dons a disguise as forensics expert Lionel Pendergrass; Jordan and Pearl bond as they wait in the getaway car; despite Fisher's suspicions-and some questionably feigned bowel movements-Kevin escapes with the surveillance tapes.</desc>
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    <title>The Face of Guffey Light - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As dawn breaks, Fisher drives Kevin, Jordan, and Pearl to an unknown location; Pearl recognizes the agent from beer commercials; this prompts Fisher to reveal an elusive backstory of how he became an FBI agent for a Jackson Pepper role.</desc>
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    <title>The Code of Hammurabi - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Trapped between a gun and a hot place by Agent Fisher, Kevin delivers a heartfelt monologue, moving even their hard-ass captor; Jordan frees them, knocking out Fisher; Jackson Pepper appears, alive, revealing his staged death.</desc>
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    <title>The Recruit - S01E01</title>
    <desc>America's funnyman, Kevin Hart, wants to be an action star. But in order to land a life-changing role, he first has to get schooled on how to be an action hero.</desc>
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    <title>Man on Fire - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin meets his action star mentor, Coach Ron Wilcox, as he enters a world of pain.</desc>
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    <title>Wonder Woman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin meets Jordan King, his new classmate in Ron Wilcox’s Action Star School and she’s here to kick some ass. Kevin’s ass.</desc>
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    <title>Sex, Lies, and Videotape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Things get up close and personal for Kevin and Jordan as Coach Ron teaches a master class in lovemaking.</desc>
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    <title>The Truman Show - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Kevin grows paranoid about Coach Ron, he enlists Jordan’s help in getting to the bottom of Coach Ron’s secrets.</desc>
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    <title>The Godfather - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin is still convinced Ron is involved in something sinister. When Josh Hartnett arrives for a lesson in firearms, Kevin attempts to escape for his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Escape - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After escaping the school, Kevin encounters a dangerous situation. He’s faced with a choice: go back to comedy, or find the strength to carry on.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Boys - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin learns the school is actually a front for a film. He also learns his suspicions of Ron were true and now they’re in the middle of a real-life crime.</desc>
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    <title>Live Free or Die Hard - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan hide from the assailants in the school. With nothing to protect them but props, they must put their action star skills to the test.</desc>
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    <title>True Lies - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It’s Kevin’s moment to be a leading man. His friends are hurt. The criminals are coming. Does he have what it takes to become the action hero of his dreams?</desc>
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    <title>Hart Broken - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin Hart is sick and tired of the green screens and CGI movie magic, he wants action and he's hellbent on proving that he's ready to be a bona-fide action star; Kevin comes up with a cinéma vérité action film for his breakout role.</desc>
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    <title>Escape From Hell - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend of Stromberg - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
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    <title>Like Mother Like Son - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan lay low at Andre's house and get to know his mom/roommate; Jordan prompts Kevin to own up to his past mistakes, and sparks a memory that includes the biggest clue they have yet to discover.</desc>
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    <title>The Famous Mondolvias - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Andre and Jordan go undercover at Kevin's agency while trying to find out who is responsible for their deadly acting predicament; meanwhile, Kevin is incapacitated by the devoted caretaking of Andre's mother.</desc>
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    <title>Episode Mr. 206 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Andre go deep into the woods and deep into their hearts as they seek out Mr. 206, the greatest stuntman of all time, hoping to find answers about Kevin's assassin, one of Mr. 206's former mentees.</desc>
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    <title>Licensed and Bonded - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Jordan, Andre and his mother pull out all the action movie stops on their mission to confront the enemy, and after a few bumps in the road and a near-miss with a chain saw, they're all in position, except Andre.</desc>
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    <title>Face Off - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It's kill or be killed in the final act of Kevin's life imitating art nightmare, and Kevin and his village square off against the enemy, hoping to put an end to their deadly charade; Kevin comes face-to-face with his would-be killer.</desc>
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    <title>The Peanut Man - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After his latest dramatic flop, Kevin enlists Oscar-winner Jillian Jones to introduce him to prestigious filmmaker Jackson Pepper; Pepper doubts Kevin's commitment as an actor but entices him with the opportunity of an exciting part.</desc>
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    <title>The Relatively Small Package - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan King plays the role of thief-stealing bonds, nuclear codes, and more-all as an elaborate audition for filmmaker Jackson Pepper; when her latest task leads her to Jackson Pepper's mansion, she finds a frantic Kevin Hart and her next assignment.</desc>
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    <title>The Fisher King - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan grapple with Jackson Pepper's death and his motives, stunned by their twisted role research; FBI agent John Fisher investigates the crime scene with a rookie; surveillance footage incriminates Kevin, with Jordan as his accomplice.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacuum from Sarasota - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Reeling from the accident, Kevin and Jordan face a twist: the woman they hit orchestrated the entire accident to study for a role and she is not dead; seeking answers with their new companion, Pearl, they visit Roger Richards, an ex-cop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055907 +0000" stop="20261008061007 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Lionel Pendergrass - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin dons a disguise as forensics expert Lionel Pendergrass; Jordan and Pearl bond as they wait in the getaway car; despite Fisher's suspicions-and some questionably feigned bowel movements-Kevin escapes with the surveillance tapes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061007 +0000" stop="20261008062305 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face of Guffey Light - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As dawn breaks, Fisher drives Kevin, Jordan, and Pearl to an unknown location; Pearl recognizes the agent from beer commercials; this prompts Fisher to reveal an elusive backstory of how he became an FBI agent for a Jackson Pepper role.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062305 +0000" stop="20261008064230 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code of Hammurabi - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Trapped between a gun and a hot place by Agent Fisher, Kevin delivers a heartfelt monologue, moving even their hard-ass captor; Jordan frees them, knocking out Fisher; Jackson Pepper appears, alive, revealing his staged death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064230 +0000" stop="20261008065155 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Recruit - S01E01</title>
    <desc>America's funnyman, Kevin Hart, wants to be an action star. But in order to land a life-changing role, he first has to get schooled on how to be an action hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065155 +0000" stop="20261008065935 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man on Fire - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin meets his action star mentor, Coach Ron Wilcox, as he enters a world of pain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065935 +0000" stop="20261008070744 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder Woman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin meets Jordan King, his new classmate in Ron Wilcox’s Action Star School and she’s here to kick some ass. Kevin’s ass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070744 +0000" stop="20261008071444 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex, Lies, and Videotape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Things get up close and personal for Kevin and Jordan as Coach Ron teaches a master class in lovemaking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071444 +0000" stop="20261008072200 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truman Show - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Kevin grows paranoid about Coach Ron, he enlists Jordan’s help in getting to the bottom of Coach Ron’s secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072200 +0000" stop="20261008072941 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Godfather - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin is still convinced Ron is involved in something sinister. When Josh Hartnett arrives for a lesson in firearms, Kevin attempts to escape for his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072941 +0000" stop="20261008073805 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After escaping the school, Kevin encounters a dangerous situation. He’s faced with a choice: go back to comedy, or find the strength to carry on.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073805 +0000" stop="20261008074639 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Boys - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin learns the school is actually a front for a film. He also learns his suspicions of Ron were true and now they’re in the middle of a real-life crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074639 +0000" stop="20261008075550 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Free or Die Hard - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan hide from the assailants in the school. With nothing to protect them but props, they must put their action star skills to the test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000218 +0000" stop="20261008002529 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Best for Last (2) - S05E25</title>
    <desc>As she awakens on her wedding day, Whitley is so flustered by her conversation with Dwayne that she can barely remember where she is or the name of her future husband. Her mother chastises her for talking about Dwayne and emphasizes that Byron will give her a much better life. Dwayne decides that he cannot bring himself to attend the wedding. Whitley becomes extremely nervous as she awaits the beginning of the ceremony. Kim starts to give her some advice, but thinks better of it. Dwayne shows up in the middle of the ceremony, and Ron tries to convince him to break up the wedding. During her wedding vows, Whitley freezes up as she sees Dwayne's face everywhere. When she refuses to respond for over a minute, Dwayne realizes that she is far from certain about marrying Byron. He suddenly jumps up and charges down the aisle, pleading with her to marry him. Whitley accepts Dwayne's proposal and runs into his arms. Byron and his family are disgusted, but leave peacefully. The minister marries</desc>
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    <title>Honeymoon in L.A. (1) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Dwayne and Whitley recall their honeymoon in Los Angeles. Whitley insisted on going shopping in Beverly Hills while Dwayne drove to Inglewood to pick up basketball tickets. During her excursion, not-guilty verdicts were announced for the police officers who beat Rodney King. The shopping center closed after the riots broke out, leaving Whitley stranded. After hearing the verdicts, Dwayne got out of his rental car and began kicking the tires. A cop drove by and decided to arrest him, much to the chagrin of his partner. The students and staff of Hillman discuss the case. Lena sees it as just another example of the injustice toward her race, while others criticize the prosecution for overconfidence. Freddie arrives, and stuns everyone by sporting straight hair and a business suit. She is enrolling in law school and helping med student Kim run the dorm. Lena calls her a sell-out, but Freddie argues that she is trying to make a difference from within the system. She feels that Lena's milita</desc>
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    <title>Honeymoon in L.A. (2) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Dwayne and Whitley continue to describe their chaotic honeymoon to friends. Dwayne was not arrested because the police officers were called back to the station for emergency detail. Whitley confronted some rich white women, who hypocritically looted a department store as they talked loudly about blacks being criminals. While trying to get directions, Dwayne ran into a group of young people looting their neighborhood grocery store. The shopkeeper pleaded that he disagreed with the verdicts, and Dwayne and another man tried to calm the rioters. A man ignored them and smashed the windows, while others stole Dwayne's car. Whitley struck up a conversation with a homeless man, who saw the riots as a way for people who felt invisible to make themselves heard. Dwayne rode up on a bicycle and was reunited with Whitley. Col. Taylor disagrees with the suggestion that the riots will make a difference, as people had made similar comments after the Watts riots of the 1960s. Lena scoffs at the idea o</desc>
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    <title>Interior Desecration (a.k.a. Sofa, So Good) - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Whitley and Dwayne argue about which furniture should be kept for their new house. Freddie and Ron admit that they cannot stop thinking about each other, and nearly kiss again. Freddie, fearing that they will not be able to control themselves, recommends that he find somewhere else to stay. Ron feels uncomfortable about seeing Shazza with Freddie and decides to go. Kim snaps at Freddie; she believes that she forced Ron to leave because she hates him. Ron temporarily stays on the Waynes' couch, then rents a basement apartment from the eccentric landlord. As compensation for having to live with Ron, Dwayne agrees to let Whitley keep whatever she wants. Lena does not want to participate in Height Hall's coed stepping routine because she wishes to focus on her writing. Charmaine and Gina suggest incorporating her poetry into the routine. She agrees after learning that Dorian has joined the team.</desc>
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    <title>Somebody Say Ho! - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Charmaine annoys the other students with her pushy attitude in Dwayne's statistics class.  Someone tapes a sign to her back that reads "digit ho." She assumes that Terrell is responsible, and he refuses to apologize. She calls him a hood, and they nearly get into a fight. Charmaine feels that Terrell humiliated her by publicly calling her a whore. She files a formal complaint.  Although she finds his behavior deplorable, Freddie offers to represent Terrell in student court. She defends his right to free expression, points out that he was joking, and gets Charmaine to admit that she had also insulted students. Freddie finally realizes that Gina was actually the one who taped the sign on Charmaine's back. Terrell explains why he didn't deny the charges. He didn't think anyone would believe him because they had already assumed that he was a thug. Charmaine and Terrell make peace, and Gina is placed on academic probation.</desc>
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    <title>Really Gross Anatomy - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Ron becomes jealous when Freddie leaves for a weekend camping trip with Shazza. He decides to prepare a candlelight dinner for Kim. Kim has problems dissecting her first cadaver in anatomy class. She throws up on the professor. She is too depressed to eat Ron's dinner, but decides to sleep with him. Kim's partner, Spencer, helps restore her confidence. The professor marvels at her work. Spencer comes over to celebrate, interrupting Kim's romantic evening with Ron. Dwayne sees Whitley's weekend business trip as a chance to enjoy his freedom. However, he soon becomes desperate for companionship. Charmaine annoys Lena after getting a job at the Pit.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Count Your Chickens Before They're Axed - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Charmaine observes Whitley in the office as a sociology project. Whitley is dismayed to learn that her company has put a hold on all purchases until a merger is completed. Determined to hold onto one of the paintings, she convinces Dwayne to invest in it with her. The merger falls through, and Whitley (along with her entire department) is laid off. Dwayne promises to find a way to keep them afloat until she gets a new job. He takes Whitley to dinner to console her. They return to discover that they have been cleaned out by burglars. Kim and Freddie invite Ron and Shazza for dinner in the hopes that they can all make peace. Ron and Freddie cannot stand to see one another with other mates. They alternately flirt and act jealous, and everyone gets into a huge argument. Kim realizes that she and Ron have no chemistry, so they decide to break up. Ron stops short of telling her about his feelings for Freddie.</desc>
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    <title>The Little Mister - S06E07</title>
    <desc>During their Halloween party, a drunken Dwayne responds sarcastically when Whitley and friends discuss women's rights and the "Year of the Woman." He falls asleep on the couch after the party, and dreams that all of the candidates in the upcoming presidential election are women (including incumbent Georgia Mush and eccentric Texas billionaire Rose Godot, who can't decide whether or not she is in the race). Whitley is the philandering Jill Blinton, who frustrates husband Hilliard (Dwayne) with her lying and infidelity. Hilliard agonizes over the fact that no one--including his own wife--has any respect for his opinions. Dwayne wakes up and apologizes to Whitley for his sexist comments.</desc>
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    <title>Baby, It's Cold Outside - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Whitley catches Ron sneaking Freddie out of his apartment at six o'clock in the morning. Dwayne and Whitley cannot find any time together because he is working three jobs in an effort to support her. Dwayne expresses his frustration to Kim. Kim tries to convince Whitley to talk things out with Dwayne, but she hangs up on her. Whitley calls Montel Williams' talk show and confesses that she and Dwayne have not been having sex. She does not realize that Gina is addicted to the show and has organized a dorm-wide viewing party in the lounge. All of the girls come over to Whitley's house and offer advice. Lena, Gina and Charmaine suggest a girls' night out to take her mind off things. Whitley, Kim and Freddie go to a club alone because the others are under the drinking age. Freddie confesses to Kim about her attraction to Ron. Kim already knew what was going on, but thanks her for her honesty. Kim dances with Spencer, her lab partner. Whitley goes home to find Dwayne waiting for her, and the</desc>
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    <title>Faith, Hope and Charity (1) - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Whitley's mother surprises Whitley and Dwayne by coming to visit for Thanksgiving. Whitley is too ashamed to admit that she is unemployed and that the couple was recently robbed. Marion stuns Whitley by introducing her fiancÃ©, Malik, a much younger man who sells oils and poetry for a living. Although Dwayne believes that Whitley should let her mother live her own life, she fears that Malik is a golddigger. She asks Kim to come over and flirt with Malik in the hopes of driving the couple apart. Just when it seems that things can't get any worse, Dwayne's mother (who has not spoken to him since he married Whitley) shows up on the Waynes' doorstep. Freddie tries to avoid Ron and re-commit to her relationship with Shazza. She even dons her old "earthy" look for a rally on behalf of Haitian refugees, but a law school assignment conflicts with the protest.</desc>
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    <title>Faith, Hope and Charity (2) - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Marion and Adele clash over preparations for Thanksgiving dinner and throw food all over the kitchen. Marion takes Malik to task for paying too much attention to Kim. However, he is not her fiancÃ©, but rather an actor whom she hired to break up Dwayne and Whitley. Malik backs out of the deal and joins the rally for the Haitians. Adele and Marion are mistaken for protesters and hauled into jail. When they wonder why they haven't been bailed out, Freddie breaks the news that Dwayne and Whitley are broke. Adele and Marion seem to bond over their disdain for their children's marriage. After returning to the house, Adele admits to Dwayne that she is mostly upset because she didn't get to see his wedding. Whitley assures her mother that she is happy, and everyone makes up. Shazza tells Freddie that he is aware of her dalliances with Ron. She admits that she can't decide which man she wants, so they end the relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Original Teacher - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Freddie organizes a mentorship program for teenagers detained at juvenile hall. They can receive parole by completing a week-long project. Dwayne is assigned two young gang members, who continually fight after learning that they are from rival sets. Much of the tension stems from the fact that members of one boy's gang killed the other's cousin. Dwayne tries to get the boys to turn away from violence and set some goals, but they don't think they have anything to live for. He tries to talk to their parents, with disastrous results. Billy's proud but violent father does not appreciate Dwayne's interference; he shoves him around and threatens him. Dwayne again emphasizes the fact that the boys can have futures; he tells them that they should not place limits on themselves because of the environment around them. Dwayne eventually gets through to them, as they perform a rap song that preaches for an end to violence. Billy's father listens to his son's performance and seems somewhat impresse</desc>
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    <title>Occupational Hazards - S06E12</title>
    <desc>While Dwayne is out of town, Whitley buys a $700 business suit for a job interview. She fails to get the job, and accidentally stains the suit, which she had planned to return the next day. Freddie recommends that Whitley file for unemployment. Whitley irritates a claims officer with her self-important attitude and ignorance about the workings of the unemployment office. Whitley grows tired of being given the run-around and decides to get the money on her own. She sells several appliances and takes a phone sales job. The girls discuss Terry McMillan's Waiting to Exhale in their women's literature group. Dorian impresses Lena when he crashes the group meeting with Terrell. Charmaine constantly brags about her relationship with Lance and mocks her friends for not having boyfriends. However, Lena comforts Charmaine after Lance chickens out of a visit and breaks up with her over the phone. Ron and Freddie struggle to find time alone together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050158 +0000" stop="20261008052416 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Christmas - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Freddie's free-spirited mother visits, and annoys her daughter by spending all of her time counseling Freddie's friends. She exposes the bitterness that Kim is harboring over Freddie's relationship with Ron. Joni's appearance leaves Freddie confused about her life and stirs old feelings in Shazza. Ron spies Shazza kissing Freddie outside the Pit. Whitley takes a job at the International Cottage of Flapjacks to earn money for Dwayne's Christmas present. She finds herself completely overwhelmed, and gets no help from the owner's lazy daughter. Freddie confronts her mother at ICOF and demands advice. Joni explains that she lets her daughter make her own choices because she does not want to follow in the footsteps of Freddie's grandmother, who condemned Joni for having an interracial relationship. Ron appears and asks Freddie to make up her mind. She runs into his arms, as Whitley loudly launches into "Joy to the World." Whitley gets fired on her first day, but Dwayne consoles her with a p</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052416 +0000" stop="20261008054646 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Whit, with Love - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Whitley takes a job substitute teaching for an unruly remedial class at a run-down junior high school. The students are completely out of control the first day, then suddenly behave themselves perfectly. Whitley discovers that they all purposely failed their tests. She considers giving up, but instead challenges the students to prove their intelligence. At the principal's suggestion, she uses her own background to cover the material left out of the outdated textbooks. Dorian finally asks Lena on a date. He stuns her by revealing that he does not believe in pre-marital sex. She decides that she is still interested in having a relationship with him.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Birthday to Moi - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Dwayne discovers that Whitley has goaded Kim into letting her assist in the planning of her own surprise birthday party. Dwayne takes Whitley to a cheap dinner and tells her that he scrapped the party. She feels that she deserves a nice birthday after her rough year, while he insists that she should have trusted him to plan the party on his own. Dwayne sends Whitley into the kitchen, then sneaks all of their friends into the living room to surprise her. Charmaine and Terrell struggle badly in French class. They refuse to accept help from prize pupil Gina, and all other tutors dismiss them as a lost cause. Terrified at the prospect of having their perfect grade point averages ruined, they hide a baby monitor in Gina's bag in an attempt to learn the contents of the oral midterm. Charmaine and Terrell get caught and automatically fail the midterm, leaving Charmaine humiliated.  She admits that she wouldn't have been so desperate to get a good grade if Gina hadn't taunted her about her str</desc>
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    <title>Mind Your Own Business - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Ron convinces Mr. Gaines to purchase a club with him. Ron has maxed out his credit cards to cover the down payment, but believes he can make back all the money on opening night. The band he had booked backs out at the last minute. Mr. Gaines calls upon his grandnieces, four awkward young women from the country who have never sung outside of the church choir. Ron cannot bring himself to tell Mr. Gaines that they would make a terrible headlining act. Whitley and Ron storm out in frustration after trying to choreograph the girls. Lena, Gina and Charmaine manage to convince the girls to loosen up and add some flash to their act. Although still clumsy, the foursome manages to deliver a fine performance.</desc>
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    <title>When One Door Closes... (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Whitley has trouble getting through to a pupil that she is tutoring. Dwayne brainstorms about a video game that would get kids more interested in grammar. Ron suggests a game that combines grammar with the elements of baseball. Dwayne designs a computer program based entirely on this idea and pitches it to Kinishewa. Ron is furious when Dwayne refuses to share the credit (and money) with him. Dwayne accuses Ron of being a moocher always trying to profit from his accomplishments. Ron fires back that Dwayne resents his success as a club owner; and suspects that he feels inadequate after having to turn to Ron for money. Whitley suffers from chronic illness, and Kim forces her to confront the fact that she might be pregnant. A panicked Whitley refuses to accept the truth until she has taken a half-dozen home pregnancy tests. Kim assures Whitley that she will be a terrific mother, but Whitley doesn't know how she and Dwayne will come up with the money to care for a child. Dwayne reveals tha</desc>
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    <title>When One Door Closes... (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Marion and Adele arrive to help Dwayne and Whitley pack for the move to Tokyo. After learning of Whitley's pregnancy, they try to dissuade the couple from leaving. Whitley grows tired of listening to Dwayne argue with the women; she storms out. She finds solace with Ron, who has gotten into a major fight with Freddie over his plans to sue Dwayne. Dwayne convinces Whitley that they need to move on and make a life away from Hillman. Marion and Adele overcome their anxiety about being separated from their grandchild by getting very drunk. Dwayne and Whitley's friends throw them a going-away party at the Pit. Freddie comes over to Ron's apartment to share the news that she made law review. They make up, but she cannot convince him to come to the party. Everyone shares favorite stories about the Waynes and wishes them luck. Whitley and Dwayne return the favor by thanking their friends for all their love and support. Dwayne has very kind words for Ron, who hears about the speech from Freddie</desc>
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    <title>Lean on Me - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Col. Taylor recommends that Dwayne apply for a summer job with Kinishewa. Dwayne follows Col. Taylor's suggestion by inviting the company vice president over for dinner (for an interview in a less formal setting). Dwayne and Whitley are stunned when the man's assistant, Kinu, arrives in his place. Although Kinu seems friendly and gracious, Whitley warns Dwayne that she is out for revenge. Dwayne comes to agree with Whitley after Kinu informs him that another applicant received the job. Kinu angrily points out that she is also married, and outlines the qualifications of the man who was hired. Dwayne realizes that he was not the best candidate for the job, and has a very hard time dealing with the disappointment. Whitley assures him that she still believes in him.</desc>
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    <title>The Honorable Arnold J. Jackson - S07E09</title>
    <desc>When Arnold is appointed judge of the school court, he is suddenly faced with jeopardizing a longtime friendship or losing a date with the school heartthrob--everyone has their day in court.</desc>
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    <title>The Gymnasts - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Drummond's surprise meant to encourage an Olympic hopeful felled by a tragic accident backfires when the young man instead becomes embittered at meeting the 1984 Men's Olympic Gold Medal-winning Gymnastics Team until Willis and Sam take on the challenge of setting things right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011510 +0000" stop="20261008014904 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tonsils - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Drummond is a tower of strength for Sam as he prepares to have his tonsils removed, but what will happen when Drummond finds out he is to be Sam's roommate while having some "minor" knee surgery.</desc>
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    <title>Arnold's Songbird - S07E12</title>
    <desc>In order to be elected the entertainment chairman for a school charity fundraiser, Arnold promises to get a celebrity but when it's time to deliver, he's forced to look to his nemesis Carmella for help, hoping she can save the day.</desc>
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    <title>Baseball Blues - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Sam persuades a reluctant Mr. Drummond to become the coach of his bad news baseball team and then regrets it after he winds up on the bench.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025501 +0000" stop="20261008032704 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold Saves the Squirrel - S07E14</title>
    <desc>When Sam visits a taping of "The Sandy Squirrel Show" he is overcome by the news his favorite television idol is about to be cancelled, but it's big brother Arnold to the rescue as he rallies the Boy Scouts of Manhattan to demand the Squirrel be given a reprieve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032704 +0000" stop="20261008040108 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sam Adopts a Grandparent - S07E15</title>
    <desc>The Drummonds are concerned when the normally lovable Sam battles with a cynical senior who rejects the Cub Scout's "Adopt A Grandparent" program, leaving Sam with a tainted view of older people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040108 +0000" stop="20261008042323 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday Drummond - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Kimberly returns home from school in Paris to surprise Drummond on his birthday prompting Arnold and Willis to try and match her special gift, they decide to change their name to Drummond, until Willis suddenly has second thoughts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042323 +0000" stop="20261008044814 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sam's New Pal - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Sam is taken aback when he realizes his new "buddy" is a girl, but Mr. Drummond is even more dumbfounded when the kids want to have a sleepover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044814 +0000" stop="20261008052010 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Russian Embassy - S07E18</title>
    <desc>When Arnold's rocket for his school project is accidentally set off and lands atop the Russian Embassy, the state department is led to suspect the Drummond's participation is foul play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052010 +0000" stop="20261008054226 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheers to Arnold - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Arnold's attempt to stop a friend from drinking backfires as he's left standing in the boy's bathroom holding a bottle of booze when the teacher walks in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054226 +0000" stop="20261008061424 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Camping We Will Go - S07E20</title>
    <desc>A camping trip with Arnold and Sam intended to strengthen Drummond's relationship with Sam goes awry when Sam's real father shows up and invites himself along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061424 +0000" stop="20261008063640 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty is in the Eye of Arnold - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Arnold is faced with a dilemma when his friends insist he take a cute cheerleader to the dance instead of the girl Arnold really likes who they consider an "ugly duckling."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063640 +0000" stop="20261008070835 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Collar Drummond - S07E22</title>
    <desc>When Drummond is accused of being out of touch with his employees, he secretly takes a job in one of his own factories working on an assembly line. Much to his surprise, his job is threatened when he makes suggestions to boost morale and improve production.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070835 +0000" stop="20261008074234 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Street Smarts - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Although Arnold boasts he held his own in a mugging, Drummond fears the incident goes deeper than Arnold will admit and becomes concerned when he finds Arnold has sought a dangerous method of protection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001753 +0000" stop="20261008004044 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clip Show - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A modern archaeologist documents the dinosaurs way of life and how things were when they came to the world actually before humans ever ruled the world and before they became extinct.</desc>
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    <title>A New Leaf - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After a big fight with Earl and Robbie, Robbie leaves the house to calm his nerves with Spike. The two end up eating strange plants that causes them to become happy. Later Robbie brings the plants to Earl, the next morning he becomes happy and the two become more silly. Earl later comes to work late, Richfield calls Earl to his office and fires him for good. Then Earl leaves the plant for Richfield. The family becomes very happy and silly except for Fran and Baby. Fran demands that Earl goes back to get his job back immediately. But to find out Richfield was into the plants to. Fran and Baby decided that they couldn't take anymore of the situation and went to Monica's house for the others to straighting up and get themselves together. Earl, Robbie and Charlene both calmed down and were back to normal.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Temptation of Ethyl - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Earl thinks Ethyl has died, and he takes the opportunity to bury her. But to his chagrin, she's sent back from the great beyond with the lowdown on the afterlife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012742 +0000" stop="20261008015056 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nuts to War (1) - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Part 1: Robbie is selected to go into the 'Nuts To War' war. But Fran is still worried about Robbie and is worried and scared to death that Robbie will be killed in the war. So she decides to let Earl and Roy go to the battlefield and immediately check on Robbie....</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015056 +0000" stop="20261008021434 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nuts to War (2) - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Part 2: Conclusion. In this second part of the extravaganza, Earl, Roy, and Charlene pose as entertainers and rush to the front to retrieve Robbie, because it looks like this war thing is getting a little bit out of hand. Earl tires to immediately stop Robbie from going through with the war, but Robbie ignored his own father. The following day Robbie returned home after an anxious family prayed that he was safe and survived the war.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021434 +0000" stop="20261008023740 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Winner Is... - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Earl throws his hat into the ring as a candidate for Chief Elder, but he's liable to have his head handed to him by his opponent, B. P. Richfield.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023740 +0000" stop="20261008030111 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slave to Fashion - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Charlene wants to make a fashion statement with a very expensive new coat, but the coat can speak for itself (really), and it leads her into a vain attempt to achieve status.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030111 +0000" stop="20261008032431 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leader of the Pack - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When Robbie can't beat a gang of hoods (who keep beating him), he joins them, and they make him the leader of the pack after it's assumed he's eaten the old one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032431 +0000" stop="20261008034749 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WESAYSO Knows Best - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Earl's a real company man -- in fact he might as well be married to it -- after WESAYSO insists Roy replace Earl as the father of the Sinclairs, who are selected as WESAYSO's spokesfamily.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034749 +0000" stop="20261008041055 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Calls - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Fran has decided that now is the time for Earl to teach Baby how to potty train and changing the Baby's diapers. Eral still feels that he doesn't want to continue with the step, but has no choice. So Earl helps the Baby with his potty training, but the Baby doesn't feel ready yet. Earl then later tries his best to make him potty to see how fun it is. Then Baby escapes from his seat and leaves making Earl believe that he was flushed to the toilet, leaving with Ethyls wheelchairs Earl and Robbie immediately go out to find Babyn the wilderness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041055 +0000" stop="20261008043350 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Talk - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Earl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043350 +0000" stop="20261008045708 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Network Genius - S03E03</title>
    <desc>In this TV episode tale, not only does Earl prove that any dinosaur can be a network programming honcho, he also proves he's a genius by scheduling shows like ""The Test Pattern"" and ""The Happy Colors Show."" Unfortunately, his shows make viewers stupid. So Fran immediately asks Earl to stop the madness and turn it back into a normal way when he later finds out that the owners are trying to make the dinosaurs feel stupid and decides to quit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045708 +0000" stop="20261008052016 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Discovery - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Earl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052016 +0000" stop="20261008054237 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Boy Boo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Robbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054237 +0000" stop="20261008060548 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germ Warfare - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A crash of problems is made, when Earl gives Baby a dirty suck-toy that was on the roof of the chimney after a mouse stoled it from him. After giving it to him, Earl comes home from work and finds out from Fran that Baby is awfully sick. It's a terrible situation for the two to find the cure. There first doctor was Dr. Frankis but his plan was to make the Sinclair family sell there properties and there money to make him more richer. But Ethyl didn't believe that he could do the right thing, so she offered Fran and Earl to go out into the woods and find the guy that cures everything. Zabar, the guy in the woods cured Baby and was back to normal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060548 +0000" stop="20261008062858 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry for Love - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062858 +0000" stop="20261008065208 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>License to Parent - S03E08</title>
    <desc>It's a nightmare for Earl and Fran as parents when there parent license is being taken away from the Parent Patrol Officer Battleheim. Fran and Earl feel very ashamed that they have disobeyed the rules and code of parenting; Also after the two's license was taken away, Robbie and Charlene with Baby are causing problems with Battleheim when he puts the gun onall of them, but Fran and Earl immediately rush to stop Battleheim from hurting and scaring the kids. Making sure he doesn't get caught about the situation, he gives back Earl and Fran there parent license and leaves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065208 +0000" stop="20261008071515 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlene's Flat World - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Charlene's class is assigned to think of an original idea, her world-is-round theory falls flat, and she's tried for heresy. She get's arrested stating that the world is round and everybody believes that the world is flat. So she decides to prove them wrong by traveling with Robbie to the end of the earth to there sudden death. But they return and everyone realized now the world was round.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071515 +0000" stop="20261008073818 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilderness Weekend - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002608 +0000" stop="20261008010739 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pile Jacketer / Concrete Cleaner - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe submerges in a murky Florida river to pour concrete jackets around crumbling bridge pilings; in North Carolina, Mike sucks out a concrete washout pit and sprays sediment as he turns toxic sludge into potable water</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010739 +0000" stop="20261008014910 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock Sucker / Mountain Carver - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Mike sucks rocks off an industrial roof with a massive vacuum. He then travels to the Black Hills to carve the largest monument in the world: Crazy Horse. Both stories involve several generations working together to pass on their life's ambitions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014910 +0000" stop="20261008023041 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escalator Maintainer / Scorpion Sweeper - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe crams into a hockey arena's escalator where he scrapes and cleans a special kind of shmutz from the bottom. Then, he and a zoo keeper venture into the hot, treacherous Arizona desert at night to round up neurotoxic stinging scorpions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023041 +0000" stop="20261008031212 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Combat Surgeon / Iguana Hunter - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe trains as a trauma surgeon using hyper-realistic scenarios and specialized equipment to learn under simulated battlefield conditions. He then controls an invasive mess of iguanas which are posing health risks to humans on the Florida coast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031212 +0000" stop="20261008035342 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool Liner Fixer / Hotel Soap Recycler - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Mike travels to West Palm Beach, Fl to take on the job of Pool Liner Fixer with second-generation pool fixers Dan Duecker, Dave Duecker and Juan Pablo, who lead Mike into the dirtiest pool in America to clean 17 years of accumulated filth. Later, in Orlando, Mike takes on the job of Hotel Soap Recycler and meets with Shawn Seipler and “Soap Whisperer” Carlos Anderson to recycle dirty hotel soap to donate to needy people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035342 +0000" stop="20261008043514 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feral Cat Fixer / Reaper Keeper - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe helps cat ladies of northern Texas to fix a clowder of feral cats at a spay and neuter facility. Mike and his crew feel the burn as he processes peppers with the mad scientist inventor of the Carolina Reaper, the hottest pepper in the world.</desc>
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    <title>Caviar Harvester / Spice Maker - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe shows us where our food comes from, harvesting caviar from the muddy Mississippi River. Mike brings his parents to work and rectifies misconceptions in his hometown of Baltimore preparing blue crab seasoning with a fourth-generation spice maker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051645 +0000" stop="20261008055816 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baghouse Cleaner / Biochar Maker - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe attends a dusty baghouse party to clean the filtration system at a North Carolina asphalt plant; in Colorado, Mike gets his dirtiest yet, pyrolyzing waste lumber into the planet's most efficient fertilizer: biochar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055816 +0000" stop="20261008063947 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deer Urine Farmer / Necropsy - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe travels to Anna, Ill., and wades knee-deep in diarrhea to collect deer urine for America's buck-hunters; Mike strands Maryland's shore to perform a necropsy on an ocean sentinel to determine its cause of death</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063947 +0000" stop="20261008072119 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhole Rehab / Clock Caretaker - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe descends into the depths of an aging manhole, coating it with a polyurea liner to extend its warranty in Murfreesboro, Tenn.; Mike joins an horologist and a priest to set the time right as he restores a historic clocktower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001829 +0000" stop="20261008010840 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Approachable Dreams - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Debra Newell has a seemingly perfect life: she’s successful, beautiful and lives in one of California’s most desirable coastal cities, Newport Beach. The only thing missing is love. So when Debra finally meets charming and handsome doctor John Meehan, she’s quickly swept into a whirlwind romance, much to her daughters’ dismay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010840 +0000" stop="20261008015526 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Flags and Parades - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Debra and John revel secretly in their newlywed bliss, as Veronica, Terra, and Toby hatch a plan to prove their suspicions about their mother's new man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015526 +0000" stop="20261008024350 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember It Was Me - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Debra discovers John’s criminal record. In the past, John starts his first family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024350 +0000" stop="20261008032704 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrapnel - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Debra confronts John in the present, while we learn more about Arlane's past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032704 +0000" stop="20261008040922 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord High Executioner - S01E05</title>
    <desc>John gets clean for Debra. Terra learns John's back. John puts his sister through the ringer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040922 +0000" stop="20261008045140 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Shoe - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Debra makes a decision about John. In Ohio, John captures the attention of Detective Dennis Luken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045140 +0000" stop="20261008053416 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chivalry - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A look at how John operates while Debra tries to move forward.</desc>
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    <title>No Fault - S02E01</title>
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    <title>The Road Not Taken - S05E01</title>
    <desc>College freshman Ginni Wood drops out of contact with her mother while on a spring break road trip to visit her best friend Kelly Gaskins in Texas. The mystery deepens when investigators realize that Kelly and her boyfriend may be missing too.</desc>
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    <title>Dancing Into Darkness - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Crime &amp; Punishment - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Terrance Williams goes missing, his family fears he may have been picked up for driving without a license. But when they find his car has been towed by a police officer with no record of an arrest, an investigation reveals a disturbing case since the police officer was the last witness in an eerily similar disappearance.</desc>
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    <title>Wrong Side of the Tracks - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Jackie Markham, a feisty trucking company manager, vanishes from her Florida home without a trace of violence. A boyfriend's tale suggesting she departed with a rival suitor appears to crumble - just as her purse is found near the lair of a serial killer</desc>
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    <title>Daddy's Girl - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Danice Day's father receives a phone call on January 12, 2002 that throws him into a panic. His daughter has gone missing in Monte Vista, Colorado. She is a recovering drug addict. Did the pressure of sobriety become too much, or has someone harmed her?</desc>
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    <title>Last Call - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Hometown Hero - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Margaret McEnroe disappears from her home, leaving behind her infant daughter alone in her crib. Local cops know Margaret as a hero firefighter, with a fiery temper but strong maternal instincts. How could this loving mother disappear without a trace?</desc>
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    <title>A Soldier's Story - S05E08</title>
    <desc>In August 2010, 31-year-old ex-marine Noah Pippin left Michigan to report to the California National Guard. But Noah never shows up. Police trace his path to the forests of Montana, leaving Noah's parents to wonder why he is venturing into the wild.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Bayou - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Little Girl Lost - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Joey Lynn Ouffutt, mother of three children, vanishes after an argument with her on-and-off -again boyfriend. Is she holding a grudge or overwhelmed by motherhood and taking a break? A fiery tragedy leaves loved ones searching for answers.</desc>
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    <title>Mysterious Ways - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Portwenn is abuzz with activity for the preparation of Janice and Penhale's wedding, but a medical issue could prevent Penhale from making it down the aisle. Meanwhile, Al is struggling with the demands of being best man, especially when Bert's marketing antics mean there is only whisky available at the pre-wedding party.</desc>
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    <title>Sons and Lovers - S08E02</title>
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    <title>Farewell, My Lovely - S08E03</title>
    <desc>The curmudgeonly GP is perturbed when he discovers Louisa, who is already spending much of her time away from home, has applied to take up a child and adolescent counselling course. However, achieving a work-life balance is far from the greatest of concerns for some of the Ellinghams' neighbours, not least of whom is Al, whose plans to demonstrate his business acumen are placed in jeopardy when Ken decides to close the pub. Unless Ruth agrees to serve as a guarantor, Ken will not allow Morwenna and Al to take over the establishment, so the pair arrange a race-walking event to raise funds and prove the community is on their side.</desc>
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    <title>Faith - S08E04</title>
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    <title>From the Mouths of Babes - S08E05</title>
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    <title>Accidental Hero - S08E06</title>
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    <title>Blade on the Feather - S08E07</title>
    <desc>It is the annual Portwenn versus Port Carran gig race and school gig festival, and this time Penhale is the umpire and Morwenna is the Portwenn team captain. However, Morwenna is forced to find a replacement rower when Eric dislocates his finger. Meanwhile, Mel Hendy goes to see Martin at the surgery worried about a rash that could be infectious, but she ends up opening up to him about her concerns over her husband's drinking. Elsewhere, Martin and Louisa arrive home to find Chris Parsons waiting for them.</desc>
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    <title>All My Trials - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Martin prepares to face his hearing, but despite having closed the practice, he finds all his patients are trying to make appointments. An American tourist who visited Portwenn previously returns to the town, hoping to research her family tree. However, she also has a medical issue, and comes to the troubled doctor seeking his advice. Louisa goes to see Chris to find out how serious the situation is, while the townsfolk take steps to show Martin how much he is appreciated. Sigourney Weaver reprises her guest role from the previous series. Last in the series.</desc>
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    <title>To the Lighthouse - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Martin's medical career remains under scrutiny, as a GMC representative has come to assess him and his surgery. Meanwhile, Al accidentally proposes to Morwenna, and Mrs Tishell has a new lease on life.</desc>
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    <title>The Shock of the New - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Martin's GMC report requires he passes three refresher courses which will then decide whether he is deemed fit to practice, starting with phlebotomy. Meanwhile, Louisa focuses on her new career as a child and adolescent counsellor. Much to Bert's dismay, Al hires Caitlin, and confesses to his accidental proposal.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to McStuffinsville (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Doc’s grandmother transports Doc to the magical world of McStuffinsville where she will carry on a family tradition by expanding her practice to the McStuffins Toy Hospital. There, on her first day as chief resident, Doc must tend to Stanley, a lonely, brokenhearted toy.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to McStuffinsville (2) - S04E02</title>
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    <title>First Day of Med School / Stuffy Gets His Scrubs - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Night Shift / Check-Up Chilly - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Project Nursery Makeover / Stuffy's Ambulance Ride - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Doc and the toys receive 4 identical toy babies as Lambie has a problem telling the babies apart. / As Stuffy hurts himself playing a jousting match, he fears his first ambulance ride to the hospital.</desc>
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    <title>Made to Be a Nurse / Rescue at the Ranch - S04E09</title>
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    <title>CeCe's First Bath / The Most Impatient Patient - S04E11</title>
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    <title>Chilly's Snow Globe Shakeup / Hoarse Hallie - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Doc and her toys travel to the Giant Snow Globe outside McStuffinsville to help one of the Snow Peeps. / Hallie is so excited after being chosen to sing the opening song for the Foosball Game, she over-practices and loses her voice.</desc>
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    <title>A Lesson in Diagnosis / Karaoke Katie's Opening Night - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The Toy Med students must learn how to diagnose a patient without Doc's help. / The toys learn about bedside manner as they take care of Karaoke Katie, a doll who is disappointed about having to cancel her show because her batteries won't hold a charge.</desc>
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    <title>Nikki's Night in the E.R. / Royal Buddies - S04E17</title>
    <desc>After her bank gets a crack in it, Nikki Nickel needs to stay at the hospital overnight. / While exploring the Royal Lands, Sir Kirby loses his buddy and gets hurt.</desc>
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    <title>Bouncy House Boo Boos / The Best Therapy Pet Yet - S04E19</title>
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    <title>The Mayor's Speech / The Lake Monster - S04E21</title>
    <desc>After hearing there’s a monster in Bathtub Lake, Doc and the toys go to investigate. / When Chuck, the wind-up chicken, crosses the street without looking, he unintentionally causes accidents.</desc>
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    <title>Chuck Learns to Look! / Birthday Party Emergency - S04E23</title>
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    <title>Camille Gets Over the Hump / Willow's Wonky Whiskers - S04E25</title>
    <desc>When Camille, a toy camel, gets hurt, it’s up to Doc and the other Med Students to convince her to go to the hospital. / When Doc is unable to see inside a toy’s fluffy cheek, she decides to do a CAT scan to figure out the problem.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Hundred Acre Wood - S04E27</title>
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    <title>Mole Money, Mole Problems / Yip, Yip, Boom! - S04E28</title>
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    <title>Get-Well Gus Gets Well / Triceratops Trouble - S04E30</title>
    <desc>When flying Pegasus toy Get-Well Gus crashes and breaks off one of his wings, Doc outfits him with a prosthetic. / Doc and the toys have trouble diagnosing a triceratops train that can’t get enough traction to move.</desc>
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    <title>Hannah the Brave / Waddly's Huggy Overload - S04E32</title>
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    <title>Lambie Stuffy Switcharoo / The Sleepwalking King - S04E34</title>
    <desc>When Stuffy claims that Lambie's job taking care of the babies in the Toy Nursery is easy, Lambie challenges him to switch jobs with her for the day. / During a sleepover at the Royal Castle, Doc discovers the Wicked King has been sleepwalking.</desc>
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    <title>Marco Polo: The Singing Sands (2) - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Marco Polo: Five Hundred Eyes (3) - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Marco Polo: The Wall of Lies (4) - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Marco Polo: Rider from Shang-Tu (5) - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Marco Polo: Mighty Kublai Khan (6) - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Marco Polo: Assassin at Peking (7) - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Tegana makes one final move to assassinate the mighty Kublai Khan.</desc>
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    <title>The Keys of Marinus: The Sea of Death (1) - S01E21</title>
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    <title>The Keys of Marinus: The Velvet Web (2) - S01E22</title>
    <desc>In the city of Morphoton, the Doctor, Barbara, Ian and Susan are welcomed as honoured guests and given anything they want. But Barbara soon discovers that paradise is an illusion.</desc>
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    <title>The Keys of Marinus: The Screaming Jungle (3) - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Ian and Barbara find a temple in the middle of a hostile jungle. Inside is the ailing Darrius, keeper of one of the keys. As Darrius dies he gives Ian a clue to find the key.</desc>
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    <title>The Keys of Marinus: The Snows of Terror (4) - S01E24</title>
    <desc>In a snowy wasteland, Vasor, an unscrupulous trapper, imprisons the travellers in a frozen cavern inside a mountain. There they find one of the keys frozen in a block of ice.</desc>
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    <title>The Keys of Marinus: Sentence of Death (5) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Arriving in the city of Millennius, Ian is put on trial for murder. The Doctor takes on the role of defence counsel and must prove Ian's innocence or he will be executed.</desc>
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    <title>The Keys of Marinus: The Keys of Marinus (6) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Doctor solves the murder mystery and finds the final missing key. With Ian now free, the travellers return to the island only to discover that Arbitan has been murdered.</desc>
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    <title>The Aztecs: The Temple of Evil (1) - S01E27</title>
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    <title>The Aztecs: The Warriors of Death (2) - S01E28</title>
    <desc>The High Priest of Sacrifice, Tlotoxl begins to doubt Barbara's claim to be the reincarnation of Yetaxa and plots to undermine her position and eliminate her friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Aztecs: The Bride of Sacrifice (3) - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Doctor and Ian attempt to find a way back to the TARDIS. Barbara attempts to distract Tlotoxl but the High Priest of Sacrifice already has plans for Susan.</desc>
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    <title>The Aztecs: The Day of Darkness (4) - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Tlotoxl is preparing to make his move and have Barbara, the Doctor, Ian and Susan killed. Ian prepares for a fight to the death with the warrior, Ixta.</desc>
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    <title>The Sensorites: Strangers in Space (1) - S01E31</title>
    <desc>The 28th century. The TARDIS materialises on a spaceship orbiting a planet known as the Sense-Sphere, whose natives, the Sensorites, have trapped the ship's human crew in a state of paralysis.</desc>
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    <title>Spyfall (2) - S12E02</title>
    <desc>A terrifying plan to destroy humanity is about to reach fruition. Can the Doctor and her friends escape multiple traps and defeat a deadly alliance?</desc>
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    <title>Orphan 55 - S12E03</title>
    <desc>The Doctor and her friends discover that the luxury resort where they are holidaying is hiding a number of deadly secrets. What are the ferocious monsters attacking Tranquillity Spa?</desc>
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    <title>Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror - S12E04</title>
    <desc>1903. Who or what is sabotaging Nikola Tesla's generator plant at Niagara Falls? And has this maverick inventor really received a message from Mars?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032852 +0000" stop="20261008041840 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fugitive of the Judoon - S12E05</title>
    <desc>Ko Sho Blo! Trigger-happy space police the Judoon are targeting 21st-century Gloucester. The Doctor, Yaz, Ryan and Graham race back to Earth in order to prevent them doing too much damage to the cathedral city. But who are they looking for, and what did they do to incur the wrath of the Judoon?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041840 +0000" stop="20261008050830 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Praxeus - S12E06</title>
    <desc>What connects a missing astronaut in the Indian Ocean, birds behaving strangely in Peru and a US naval officer who washes up on a Madagascan beach? Team Tardis investigate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050830 +0000" stop="20261008055747 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can You Hear Me? - S12E07</title>
    <desc>From ancient Syria to present day Sheffield, and out into the wilds of space, something is stalking the Doctor and infecting people’s nightmares.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055747 +0000" stop="20261008064735 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunting of Villa Diodati - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Lake Geneva, 1816. Lord Byron and the Shelleys prepare for a night telling ghost stories, but their villa proves to have ghostly presences all of its own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064735 +0000" stop="20261008073659 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ascension of the Cybermen (1) - S12E09</title>
    <desc>In the far future, the Doctor and her friends face a brutal battle across the farthest reaches of space to protect the last of the human race against the deadly Cybermen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001937 +0000" stop="20261008010439 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rusty Cuffs - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Dog finds himself fighting two enemies--the law and his inner demons. He continues his legal battle to fight extradition to Mexico in connection with his 2003 capture of fugitive rapist Andrew Luster. His other struggle is private. Demoralized by his arrest on the extradition warrant, Dog questions whether he really has the hunger to ever bounty hunt again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010439 +0000" stop="20261008012555 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make a Wish - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Dog shows his love of justice and children in this poignant episode. He begins by giving encouragement to a group of handicapped children and making them honorary members of his posse. Dog and the team then start their search for Jacob, a fugitive who's abandoned his wife and children. When the hunt leads Dog to a meeting with Jacob's family, he asks Jacob's kids a question: If he could grant them one wish, what would it be? They wish for Dog to bring their daddy back. But can Dog do it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012555 +0000" stop="20261008014709 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tough Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Michael is out on bail for drug sales, theft, and violation of parole. Dog's after him for failing to appear in court and his only lead is Jen, his co-signer and girlfriend. When they hit her house she's nowhere to be found but her brother informs them he's worried because Michael has a history of abusing women and fears for his sister's safety. This news puts Dog on a mission to save Jen. Surprisingly the biggest hurdle to bring Michael in is convincing Jen to help the team! Working with Beth, Dog tries a clever variation of "good cop, bad cop" to win her over. Will the team succeed, or will the mysterious power Michael seems to hold over Jen keep her from doing the right thing?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014709 +0000" stop="20261008020752 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise Ending - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Today, Dog and the boys are going after a fugitive with a serious price tag. Tim failed to appear in court on a $25,000 bond and has a string of theft charges behind him. When the team hits his apartment, they find a boot print on the door -- a souvenir of a police raid from only days earlier. Tim managed to evade the cops, but Dog is determined to put this fugitive behind bars. To get the job done, he'll find himself on an unusual journey before a unexpected tip leads to a surprising finish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020752 +0000" stop="20261008022906 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Wipe-Out - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A Hawaiian surfing hero is on a wave to nowhere and it's Dog's turn to play lifeguard. "Buttons," known throughout the islands for his prowess on the waves and his daring 360's, has wiped-out on the rocky shoals of drug addiction. This troubled legend has been losing his struggle with the "Big H" and Dog's search to find him is a voyage through the murky waters of homelessness and despair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022906 +0000" stop="20261008025016 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can Bet on It! - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Kristine had a string of gambling and forgery charges before she jumped bail leaving Dog "holding the bag" -- in this case a $20,000 bond. Now it's time for Dog to call in some chits of his own, getting the help of trusty informants he's helped out over the years. Their tips will send him and the team on a multi-day tour though the low-rent hotels and illicit gaming houses of the Hawaii few tourists ever see. As the hunt stretches out, Dog amps up the pressure putting the squeeze on the very gaming rooms Kristine frequents. But when the hand plays to a close, Dog is in for a surprise when he discovers that he and Kristine share a common past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025016 +0000" stop="20261008031130 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly Boy - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Dog told him not to go, but Charles went anyway, skipping to Oregon against the terms of his bail. Now Dog has a tip that Charles plans to slip back into Honolulu. With $30,000 on the line Dog knows he can leave little to chance. He needs someone Charles won't recognize to track him inside the airport when his plane lands. The team decides that Baby Lyssa is it, so with a little help from Beth and a sexy brunette wig, the team is soon barreling towards the airport with the brand new weapon: a petit brunette in sunglasses who even Dog doesn't quite recognize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031130 +0000" stop="20261008033246 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns &amp; Ice - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Dog's got a twofer on his hands, but the cases couldn't be more different. The first is a woman whose family wants her back in jail, the other is a former choirboy whose family ties are strong. Darlene's been busted for third degree promotion and her sister, fed up with her behavior, wants off the bond. Dog will do his best to straighten her out but he has his doubts about making a difference. The following day is Dog's birthday but that won't stop him from chasing a fugitive named Fred who is facing firearms charges. Dog doesn't relish the thought of going after an alleged gunslinger on his birthday but he's never one to avoid a challenge. Dog's hunch is that Fred is a mama's boy, and while he has some doubts, in the end will his instincts pay off?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033246 +0000" stop="20261008035359 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Fight - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dog and Beth have to be at the state capitol bright and early to receive an award for their fight against ice in Hawaii. Afterwards, they're inspired to start the hunt for Shanna, an alleged ice user and identity thief with $80,000 in bonds. Working two informants Dog and the posse begin to close in on their target. And with good tips and some hard work, Dog finds Shanna and her boyfriend living in a van next to a cemetery just as the sun is going down. Can Dog convince Shanna to give up her bad habits before her graveyard address becomes permanent?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035359 +0000" stop="20261008041515 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Call - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dog and the team face many challenges with this hunt. They are forced to revoke the bond of a woman who’s co-signer which is her ex-boyfriend has just committed suicide. She turns herself in but when the deceased man’s mom comes to console her…sparks erupt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041515 +0000" stop="20261008043631 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smackdown of Baby Lyssa - S04E12</title>
    <desc>A pregnant co-signer has been threatened by the man she bailed out. She goes to Dog to revoke the man’s bail and get him off the streets. Dog and the team devise a plan, but things go drastically wrong leaving a member of the team vulnerable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043631 +0000" stop="20261008045746 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Need - S04E13</title>
    <desc>A close community harbors a fugitive that has a rap sheet detailing 27 arrests. This fugitive has no desire to go back to prison so he hides in his close community. Dog and the team jump hurdle after hurdle to locate this fugitive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045746 +0000" stop="20261008053950 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Lying Eyes - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A fugitive leaves his wife and four kids behind as he jumps bond on Dog. With fast women and fast cars drawing the fugitive in, Dog looks to answer in the heart to guide him on this journey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053950 +0000" stop="20261008060104 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twisted Love - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Dog and the team on the trail of Cecilia, who is leaving no trail for Dog to sniff out. A friend ups the ante when they call and give Dog and the team a tip. Before long the cosigner is covering her tracks and looking for a Dog fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060104 +0000" stop="20261008062216 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where the Wild Things Are - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dog and the gang are back in Colorado, and Gary is headed to camp while the rest of the teams hunts Robin. After a failure to appear, this case will lead from the mountains to the prairie and every where in between.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062216 +0000" stop="20261008064331 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Love Still - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A 19 year old fugitive is on Dog’s radar today. This hunt will be full of twists, turns, and surprises leading to a show down with the fugitives family. As the hunt goes on Dog and the team learn things are not always as they appear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064331 +0000" stop="20261008070435 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Dog - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Dog and the team are back in Colorado hunting bounties. Today's fugitive has a long rap sheet and a reputation for packing heat. With nothing but an address and phone number, the team heads out on the hunt. When they get to his girlfriend's pad, no one answers. But Dog's sixth sense tingles when he hears a puppy scratching at the door of the apartment...he knows it's worth sticking around. The stakeout is long and tense. And when they get him, the fugitive is not quite what his record would suggest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070435 +0000" stop="20261008072616 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Time to Cry - S04E20</title>
    <desc>In this hour long episode, Dog and the gang hunt Kimo. Come court day there is no trace of him, Dog sets out to find him with little to go on. With the girlfriends help, can Dog and the team find their fugitive before it's too late?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000149 +0000" stop="20261008004343 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall treats a ridgeback-boxer cross that has become aggressive towards other dogs after being attacked, and helps a cancer patient with a badly behaved golden retriever that is holding back her recovery. His last port of call is to a miniature pincher who objects to any men coming near its owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004343 +0000" stop="20261008012716 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trainer Graeme Hall arrives in Leeds, where English bulldog Wilson's destructive behaviour is making his owner so distraught that she is considering having him rehomed. Realising that this bolshie bulldog's behaviour is all for attention, Graeme sets about turning it around and to restore harmony to the home. Later, in Northampton, Graeme encounters Pomeranians Bella and Lola, who are attacking anything coming through the door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012716 +0000" stop="20261008021048 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In Greater Manchester, Rachel and Chris are being given the run-around by their four dogs, so trainer Graeme Hall attempts to bring the chaotic canines to heel. Cameras also focus on a case in the Midlands, where police officer Simon is being held hostage in his own home by Spaniel Pointer Cross, Dotty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021048 +0000" stop="20261008025353 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall tries to tame an overly friendly Great Dane, which has even taken to leaping into the bath with its owner. He also comes to the aid of a labrador who has a phobia of shiny floors and help to break up the constant vicious fighting between two pugs that has resulted in one dog blinding the other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025353 +0000" stop="20261008033739 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall trains a German Shepherd anxious about her puppy, a bulldog that is always stealing food and faces a particular challenge with a picnic, and a boxer that is driving a wedge between its owners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033739 +0000" stop="20261008042113 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall treats a rescue dog that steals food and barks at the front door - but finds the training techniques for one problem do not work quite as well with the other. Elsewhere, a jack russell with strong reactions to traffic makes going for a walk a potentially lethal experience, and two akitas have an aggressive dislike of all other dogs, which the owners fear may turn violent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042113 +0000" stop="20261008050409 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall helps to train two dogs that go overboard in protecting the family home and possessions, and another that is particularly protective of the owners' 18-month-old baby. Another candidate for retraining is an energetic cavapoochon who loves to run faster than its owners can handle and does not know to respond to its own name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050409 +0000" stop="20261008054653 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A rescue dog from Romania presents Graeme Hall with one of his toughest challenges - since it is afraid of men, it is impossible for him to get anywhere near it. The second assignment involves a Jack Russell with a volatile and unpredictable temper, and finally, Graeme deals with a labrador cross that is afraid of travelling in cars, which the owner fears may cause an accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054653 +0000" stop="20261008063035 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall checks up on a 13 stone Newfoundland, whose health is in danger due to his weight - but who refuses to exercise unless he has been bribed with treats. Other pets on his list are a Great Dane with a social media following who makes his owners' lives unbearable and a dog so spoiled she even has her own car, but who has a serious dislike of children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063035 +0000" stop="20261008071408 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trainer Graeme Hall comes to the aid of three generations of the same family whose harmonious existence is being disrupted by a running feud between two of their dogs. Plus, a Border Collie's obsession with mirrors is becoming worrying, and a Chinese Crested will not let any man near his owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071408 +0000" stop="20261008075933 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall's casebook starts with a broken bond between two best friends. Cairn terrier Ted has turned on his owner Mike after having a stroke and now Mike can't even cross his front room without Ted attacking him. Can Graeme help them pave the way back to friendship? There's a little girl's best friend, who is perfect at home, but a nightmare in the neighbourhood, leaving mum Jess so stressed out with his bad behaviour that if things don't change, she wants to rehome him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000917 +0000" stop="20261008003300 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak No Evil, Dude - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cranky is giving vaccinations for the ""Kongo Bongo Gone Wrongo"" disease. Diddy, not wanting a needle, tricks Cranky but then Diddy gets the disease and in the process spreads it to Krusha, who in-turn spreads it to K. Rool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003300 +0000" stop="20261008005642 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Island Stood Still - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong, tired from just sitting around guarding the Crystal Coconut, accidentally wishes he could sleep forever. The Coconut grants his wish but in the process all clocks, the Barrel Factory and even the Sun stop!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005642 +0000" stop="20261008012024 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message in a Bottle Show - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While fishing with Diddy, Donkey Kong finds a bottle with a message in it. It's a note from the ""Federation of Future Rulers"" and it seems Donkey Kong may have to leave the island. So the others have a party for him, remembering some of the times they had together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012024 +0000" stop="20261008014406 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Seer, Monkey Do - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Funky makes like a seer, using a lava lamp he has to make predictions, and surprisingly the predictions actually come true!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014406 +0000" stop="20261008020748 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Weddings and a Coconut - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Candy wants Donkey Kong to marry her. Donkey Kong feels awkward about the whole thing (as he doesn't want to get married, but doesn't want to upset Candy either).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020748 +0000" stop="20261008023131 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vote of Kong-fidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bluster, unhappy with Donkey Kong being the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, tells Cranky he wants an election held to decide who should be future ruler. Upon overhearing about it Klump tells K. Rool, who then also enters the election.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023131 +0000" stop="20261008025513 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow That Coconut - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong and Diddy are practicing for a soccer game. In the process, Klump and Krusha end up with the coconut DK &amp; Diddy are using, thinking it's the Crystal Coconut they take it to K. Rool. Then both DK &amp; Diddy and Klump &amp; Krusha keep switching the coconuts (while trying to get the Crystal Coconut).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025513 +0000" stop="20261008031855 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Switch-a-Roo - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While Cranky goes to Bluster's, Donkey Kong is left to guard the Crystal Coconut. Donkey Kong fools around with an invention of Cranky's, a mind transfering device, accidentally switching his mind with a robot Cranky had built. Klump and Krusha steal the mind transfering device. While heading back to K. Rool, Klump bumps into Candy and they get their minds switched.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031855 +0000" stop="20261008034238 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bluster, while trying to get Candy again, finds his hair is falling out. He mixes a bunch of hair tonics, and the resulting brew ends up turning him into a suave, smooth talking ape (who goes by the name Leo Luster).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034238 +0000" stop="20261008040620 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of Enemies - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong and Diddy find out Cranky and K. Rool used to be friends. So they plan to get them back together, and seem to succeed, but K. Rool is just acting the part (to show-up Cranky in a competition).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040620 +0000" stop="20261008043003 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Wonderful Life - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After some mishaps (that get everyone angry at him), Donkey Kong feels Kongo Bongo would be better without him. As he's about to leave he hits a tree branch, getting knocked out, and has a dream of what Kongo Bongo might be like without him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043003 +0000" stop="20261008045345 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Kidding - S02E14</title>
    <desc>It's ""All Fools Day"" on Kong Bongo, and Cranky is playing pranks on Donkey Kong, Diddy and Candy. So they conspire to pull a big trick on him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045345 +0000" stop="20261008051728 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Spy With My Hairy Eye - S01E01</title>
    <desc>King K. Rool uses a robot double of Candy (the Candy Clone) to try to steal the Crystal Coconut.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051728 +0000" stop="20261008054110 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Chill Out - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong and Diddy go into business, after accidentally making a cold drink, ""Coconut Chill"", during a hot spell on the island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054110 +0000" stop="20261008060452 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Hair Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In a parody of Samson and Deliah, K. Rool invents a robot Candy to be Deliah to cut Samson [DK]'s hair so he can be weak and they can steal the Crystal Coconut. Only faith in God and some bananas can make the good ol'ape strong again and save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060452 +0000" stop="20261008062834 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lost Banana - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong takes a golden banana from the Temple of Inca-Dinka-Do, the banana is cursed and causes trouble for anyone possessing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062834 +0000" stop="20261008065216 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ape Foo Young - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cranky makes a youth potion, to make himself younger. Donkey Kong, upon finding the potion thinks it's just a regular drink, and is turned into a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065216 +0000" stop="20261008071558 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booty and the Beast - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Captain Scurvy and his pirates come to the island, for the Crystal Coconut. Donkey Kong and Diddy get captured by the pirates, but are helped by a Klap-Trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071558 +0000" stop="20261008073940 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kong for a Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>During a day of truce, K. Rool tricks the apes into thinking Donkey Kong is causing trouble, which gets Donkey Kong banished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001731 +0000" stop="20261008003905 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shitagi Nashi... - S01E07</title>
    <desc>June tries to keep up with Chloe and her party lifestyle; James loses it when he finds out that Dean Cain has a bigger dressing room than he has.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003905 +0000" stop="20261008010041 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Reunion... - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Against Chloe's advice, James tries to facilitate a "Dawson's Creek" reunion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010041 +0000" stop="20261008012216 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Monsters... - S02E02</title>
    <desc>June tries to stop Chloe from ruining her favorite holiday with her elaborate tricks; James throws a Halloween party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012216 +0000" stop="20261008014350 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexy People... - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Chloe tries to get a magazine to declare James the sexiest man alive; June becomes enamoured with James.</desc>
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    <title>It's a Miracle... - S02E04</title>
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    <title>A Weekend in the Hamptons... - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Scarlet Neighbor... - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Teddy Trouble... - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Monday June... - S02E13</title>
    <desc>June has been so stressed and consumed with work that she has no time for anything else, including Chloe. Chloe's remedy for this is to slip June an herbal relaxant, but the next thing June knows, it's Tuesday and Monday is a complete blackout. As she tries to piece together what happened, June discovers some surprising things about herself. Meanwhile, James grapples with the idea that he may have impregnated June's friend, Crissy, on her wedding day.</desc>
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    <title>The Leak... - S02E14</title>
    <desc>It is crunch time and James goes into serious training to be in top form for "Dancing with the Stars." Luther is tasked with the duty of keeping James on a strict regimen, but leave it to a jealous Chloe to try and sabotage it. Still, that's the least of their worries when embarrassing photos of James leak all over the internet.</desc>
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    <title>The D... - S02E15</title>
    <desc>June receives her 1 year roommate evaluation from Chloe, in which she is shocked to find that she has been given a D. She eventually realizes that the only aspect in her life that she could possibly be slacking off in is her love life. Luther sets her up with James’ agent’s assistant, Will. Meanwhile, James is struggling to land an audition for a new Woody Allen film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla.”</desc>
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    <title>The Seven Year Bitch... - S02E16</title>
    <desc>James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily. At the dinner, Chloe after barely talking to Emily says “Veto”, forcing James to break up with her. Meanwhile, Chloe has begun working at a cell phone store, where she can fight with customers all day, and James has become fat, soft, and complacent.</desc>
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    <title>Using People... - S02E17</title>
    <desc>June discovers that Chloe has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings, to share her crazy partying stories as well as take free booze from the alcoholics. Pepper sets Mark up on a date with one of her friends, and June struggles to hide her jealousy. Meanwhile, James learns that he is on the short list for Woody Allen’s film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla” but he may not get the role because Woody does not think he is deep enough.</desc>
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    <title>Ocupado... - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Chloe tells June that Benjamin is going to be in town to shoot a commercial with James. She is excited and has even moved him up to #1 in her guy rotation. June tells Chloe that she has to tell him about her rotation if she really likes him.</desc>
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    <title>Original Bitch... - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Chloe finally gets a chance to exact revenge on her ex-roommate... the original bitch.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When naive June is scammed by her new roommate Chloe, she decides to turn the tables on her and by doing so earns Chloe's respect.</desc>
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    <title>Therapy Patrol - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a violent outburst from Cliff, the team engages in some self-led group therapy, leading to some growth within the group as they are knit closer together.</desc>
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    <title>Danny Patrol - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Danny, a sentient, gender-queer, teleporting street who is being hunted by secret government agency the Bureau of Normalcy, needs help from Niles but he gets Vic and Larry instead. Cliff and Rita track down Karen, one of Jane's personalities.</desc>
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    <title>Jane Patrol - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jane retreats into The Underground, a treacherous place deep within her own mindspace, where she encounters her many personas and dark traumas of her past.</desc>
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    <title>Hair Patrol - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Vic and Rita find the mansion infiltrated by Ernest Franklin, a dangerous man called the Beard Hunter, who has been activated by the Bureau of Normalcy to find Niles Caulder, the tragic love story that started Niles on the path toward the man he is.</desc>
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    <title>Frances Patrol - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Larry pays a visit to his lost love, John, both in real life and in the Dreamscape. Cliff travels with Rita down to Gator Country to reconnect with his daughter after 30 years; Jane and Vic pursue the "Hero of the Beach."</desc>
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    <title>Cyborg Patrol - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With Vic captured by the Bureau of Normalcy and held at the Ant Farm, his father, Silas Stone, hatches a plan to break him out with the rest of the Doom Patrol, but everything doesn't go according to plan.</desc>
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    <title>Flex Patrol - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After escaping the Ant Farm with Flex Mentallo, the Doom Patrol tries to restore his memory and abilities in order to find the Chief; Rita confronts her doubts with the help of a stranger, and Larry realizes how tied he is to the Negative Spirit.</desc>
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    <title>Penultimate Patrol - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Doom Patrol finally lands on the threshold of rescuing the Chief from the clutches of Mr. Nobody. With help from Flex Mentallo and Danny the Street, the group enters the White Space, where Mr. Nobody offers a chance to start again.</desc>
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    <title>Ezekiel Patrol - S01E15</title>
    <desc>In the wake of the Chief's revelation, the members of the Doom Patrol go their separate ways. When Mr. Nobody hatches a new plan, the team must reunite to help the Chief with a new, unexpected and weird threat to the world.</desc>
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    <title>Big Sister Dora - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dora's mami is having a baby and Dora is eagerly awaiting the new arrival...she just can't wait to be a big sister! But when Dora arrives to see the new baby, there's a big surprise waiting for her...Twins! Now Dora has a baby brother and a baby sister!</desc>
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    <title>Super Babies - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The babies lose their banana baby food and most go find it. They can see through things and lift heavy objects. Dora and the babies have to get to the top of banana mountain to get the food before Swiper does.</desc>
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    <title>Catch the Babies - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Dora tells a true but silly story to her family and friends about the time she and her entire family caught her baby siblings. In her story, her baby siblings are aboard a runaway stroller headed towards the Gooey Geyser. This wakes Dora's family up in a flash and they must quickly prevent the babies from rolling into it.</desc>
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    <title>Dora's Got a Puppy - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dora just got a new puppy named Perito, after Dora and Boots picked up a present for Perito from Abuela (Dora's Grandma), they have been warned to watch out for Swiper the Fox. Dora and Boots had to hurry home to take the present home to Perito, before Swiper swipes it. Dora and Boots hurries home and avoids Swiper by going through the Butterfly Garden, through the 10 Dancing Trees, and to Dora's House.</desc>
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    <title>We're a Team - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Super Adventure Race is here, and Dora, Boots, and the gang need the maps help to make it to the finish line.</desc>
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    <title>Super Spies 2: The Swiping Machine - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Swiper is at it again, but this time he is equiped with his new Super Fast Swiping Machine that makes him swipe really fast. Dora and Boots on the other hand being experienced Super Spies, are also being equiped with new nifty spy gadgets. Swiper plans to swipe Tico's presents at his birthday party, but Dora and Boots discovers Swiper's plan. Dora and Boots sets off to stop swiper by going down the Underground River, through the Twisty Tunnel and to Tico's Party.</desc>
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    <title>Dora and Diego to the Rescue - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Dora and her cousin Diego are on off on a high-speed, around-the-world adventure to save Boots 
the monkey! Boots has been carried away on his giant kite by a mighty wind, and now Dora and 
Diego are chasing after him. They'll need YOUR help as they cross the Ocean atop a whale, 
swing through trees with singing gorillas, run across the Tall Grass with giraffes, zebras, 
elephants, hippos, and lions, and finally reach Polar Bear Mountain. There, they find Boots and 
his kite stuck atop a tree...with a polar bear circling beneath it.  Luckily, Diego has his Rescue 
Pack that can transform into anything they need! Rescue Pack transforms into a rocket sled and 
Diego and Dora blast off to catch Boots. But will they save him in time?</desc>
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    <title>A Crown for King Juan el Bobo - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots are helping King Juan el Bobo to prepare for his Mommy's birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>The Mixed-Up Seasons - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots go through all the different seasons to get the pumpkin, flower, snowman and crab back to the right seasont they belong in.</desc>
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    <title>Save Diego - S04E16</title>
    <desc>It is a very busy day for Diego saving animals one after another, until he got caught into trouble himself while saving a baby bird. When Dora hears about this, she and Boots sets off to save Diego. Dora and Boots hurry to save Diego by going across "El Rio Rapido" (The Fast River), down the Super Big Mud Slide, and up to Rocky Mountain before he falls into the prickers and thorns.</desc>
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    <title>Dora's First Trip - S04E17</title>
    <desc>One night in Dora's house, Dora with her family and friends are having dinner. Dora tells the story about how she first met Boots, it was the during the first time she ever went out exploring. As Dora the Boots go exploring they met the others on the way (Tico, Isa, Benny), when they met the Fiesta Trio who were on their way to perform for the Queen Bee. As they leave they dropped their instruments. Dora and Boots helps take the instruments back to the Fiesta Trio by going through the Nutty Forest, across the Big River and up the Tallest Mountain.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Jaguar's Roar - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Oh no! Baby Jaguar's best friend, Baby Bear, is stuck on a ledge atop Bear Mountain - and the ledge is cracking!</desc>
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    <title>Boots to the Rescue - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Dora forgets her music homework on the way to school, so Boots must go there and return it to her before she gets in trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Crab - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots are playing in the beach, there they hear a call for help from a Baby Crab that is caught in a net. After freeing the Baby Crab and cheering him up, they discover that Baby Crab is lost and is far away from him. Dora and Boots helps Baby Crab get home to his mommy by going through the Sand Castle, through the Snapping Clams and to Crab Island.</desc>
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    <title>First Day of School - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Boots and Tico are off to their first day of school. Let's learn Spanish along the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Backpack Parade - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Dora, Luis and the Backpack are on their way to a parade until Backpack sneezes because of her allergies and drops all the contents of her Backpack.</desc>
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    <title>Benny's Big Race - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Isa's Unicorn Flowers - S05E04</title>
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    <title>Wildcats (Peter &amp; Alexis) vs. Mighty Midgets (Mary &amp; Billy) - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Falcons (Danny &amp; Amy) vs. Sweathogs (LaTanya &amp; Mike) - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Gargoyles (Chantal &amp; Tim) vs. Griswolds (Brian &amp; Terri) - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Gumbies (Rachel &amp; Bob) vs. Red Devils (Niki &amp; Eric) - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Rams (Leslie &amp; Steven) vs. Timmels (Nancy &amp; Brian) - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Pros (Liz &amp; Steve) vs. Brat Pack (Jessica &amp; Sean) - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Whatchamacallits (Len &amp; Jennifer) vs. Dream Team (Troy &amp; Dina) - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Cougars (Curt &amp; Kim) vs. Whodunits (Trissa &amp; Shamus) - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Howabouts vs. Bone &amp; Biscuits - S02E20</title>
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    <title>Spaz Balls (Scott &amp; Cinda) vs. Stooges (Marty &amp; Kelly) - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sigh Guys vs. Two Amigos - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Panthers (Donna &amp; Tom) vs. Tagger Tigers (Richard &amp; Crissy) - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Frantic Furors (Dana &amp; Jeff) vs. Vultures (Joe &amp; Michelle) - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Dynamic Duo (Kris &amp; Don) vs. Thrashers (Megan &amp; Jason) - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Terrible Twos (John &amp; Nikki) vs. Hurricanes (John &amp; Kelly) - S02E05</title>
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    <title>U.S. Express (Barry &amp; Salima) vs. Beach Bums (Brian &amp; Christy) - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Terrible Twosome vs. Lions - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Titans (Tanya &amp; Mike) vs. No-Names (Todd &amp; Mattie) - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Stooges (Janine &amp; Chris) vs. Seismic Gumballs (Mark &amp; Gretchen) - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Raiders (JP &amp; Kristen) vs. Speed and Greed (Mike &amp; Amy) - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Mustangs (Colleen &amp; Jason) vs. Hornets (Scott &amp; Cindy) - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Doug Meets Fentruck - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An exchange student from Yakestonia named Fentruck Stimmel comes to live in Bluffington and attend the Bluffington School. But after Fentruck asks Doug to help him write a letter, Doug begins to suspect that the new kid may have eyes for Patti.</desc>
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    <title>Doug Battles The Rulemeister - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Roger tricks Doug into breaking a school rule which causes Mr. Bone to give his entire class a detention on a Saturday. Doug imgaines how Quailman would handle the situation of battling the Rulemeister and his pointless rules to try and get his friends out of detention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010706 +0000" stop="20261008013048 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's a Genius - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Doug is angry at Porkchop for chasing a raccoon and accidentally putting his paw-prints all over his painting for the Arts Guild Exhibition. But everyone, including the art teacher Mrs. Perigrew, thinks his ruined painting is a brilliant piece of art! When Doug's art is hung in an exhibit, Doug imagines how Smash Adams would get it out, and tell the truth about his "masterpiece."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013048 +0000" stop="20261008015432 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Saves Roger - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bone's nephew Percy Femur is at the Bluffington School for a day and Roger gets ready to be the bully he is. But it turns out that Percy is very tough and a lot bigger than Roger, and soon, Doug has to break up a fight between Roger and Percy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015432 +0000" stop="20261008021715 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Big News - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When the kids in Mrs. Wingo's class criticize Mr. Bone's dull school news video show, he challenges the class to do a better one. So the entire class turns their classroom into a newsroom with reports from the students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021715 +0000" stop="20261008024059 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's a Big Fat Liar - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Doug wants to go to the Hoe-Down dance with Patti. But when Connie asks him, Doug lies and says he's staying home to take care of his sick cousin "Melvin." His lie gets him into big trouble when Patti and Connie come over to visit his cousin. Doug asks Judy to help him out and does such a good job because then, Melvin is invited to the Hoe-Down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024059 +0000" stop="20261008030437 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Fat Cat - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Roger asks Doug to take care of his cat, Stinky, while he goes on a trip. Stinky not only rips up the Funnie home but also eats all the junk food in the house and gets sick. Doug rushes him to the vet, hoping he'll be OK. But when Doug gets there, he finds out Stinky isn't a "he."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030437 +0000" stop="20261008032818 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug and Patti P.I. - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Someone has sabotaged the wheelbarrow race at the Bluffington picnic and now no one can be in the race. So, Doug and Patti team up to solve the mystery of who did it and why.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032818 +0000" stop="20261008035159 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug is Slave for a Day - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Judy catches Doug breaking a vase that belonged to their mom. To keep her quiet, Doug must agree to be her slave for a week. He suffers until he realizes that the only way out is to tell the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035159 +0000" stop="20261008041539 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Rocks the House - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Doug destroys an entire old house in a rock-throwing contest with Roger. But when Patti witnesses the contest she gets angry at Doug, and he has to figure out why.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041539 +0000" stop="20261008043917 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Comic Collaboration - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Doug and Skeeter decide to work together to create their own comic book featuring Silver Skeeter and Quailman fighting the evil Wacky Weather Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043917 +0000" stop="20261008050255 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Pet Capades - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Roger and his cat, Stinky, challenge Doug and Porkchop to enter the Bluffington pet talent show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050255 +0000" stop="20261008052540 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Career Anxiety - S03E07</title>
    <desc>For Career Week, Doug is chosen by a computer to be corporate executive in charge of a class project. But he can't handle the stress, until he finds out there was an error in the guidance counselor's computer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052540 +0000" stop="20261008054917 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Big Brawl - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Doug was only defending himself when he punches Larry the AV nerd in the face because Doug thought he was making fun of him. Now he's popular because of his fight, but Doug can't stand that he punched Larry and wants to be friends again. But everyone likes Doug for it and his popularity could disappear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054917 +0000" stop="20261008061200 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Huge Zit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Doug is invited to Beebe's party, but something shows up on his that face makes it impossible for him to go out in public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061200 +0000" stop="20261008063443 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Flies a Kite - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Phil convinces Doug that he has a great idea to build the perfect kite to compete in the upcoming Bluffscout airshow. But Doug thinks his Dad's idea is too simple, so he changes it thinking it will be better, but he gets surprising results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063443 +0000" stop="20261008065820 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug and the Weird Kids - S03E11</title>
    <desc>For a class project, Mrs. Wingo lets her students get to know each other more and Doug is paired with the two people no one else wants to be paired up with, the weird twins Al and Moo Sleech. When it's time for Doug to write his report, the Sleech twins have one already written up for him. But Doug knows he's going to have to visit the Sleech's to get his own facts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065820 +0000" stop="20261008072157 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Behind the Wheel - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Judy is getting her license, and Doug tells Patti that she'll take them to the amusement park, Funkytown. But Judy fails her test when she can't parallel park, and Doug must help her pass any way he can so he can get that ride from Judy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072157 +0000" stop="20261008074532 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's New Teacher - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While Mrs. Wingo is away, a substitute named Ms. Newberry takes her place. But Doug makes a bad first impression which places him as the class troublemaker and Roger as the nice guy. So Doug tries everything to change Ms. Newberry's image of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002356 +0000" stop="20261008013259 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Cora’s mother arrives for Matthew and Mary’s wedding. New footman Alfred strives to meet Carson’s high standards, under the watchful eye of his aunt O’Brien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013259 +0000" stop="20261008022249 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Hoping for a bailout from her American grandmother, Mary makes sure Downton puts on a bigger show than ever before. Mrs Hughes gets worrisome news. Thomas disapproves of O'Brien's attempts to boost Alfred's progress.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022249 +0000" stop="20261008031255 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Edith's big day finally arrives, but will the family be convinced that Strallan's age does not matter? Mary takes matters into her own hands - but the price could be high.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031255 +0000" stop="20261008040251 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Branson's political views land him in hot water and Sybil's loyalty is tested to the limit. Ethel is torn between head and heart as she makes a decision about her son's future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040251 +0000" stop="20261008045248 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>An exciting offer for Edith divides opinion. Isobel throws Ethel a lifeline. New maid Ivy is attracting attention below stairs, and Alfred's interest is resented by Daisy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045248 +0000" stop="20261008054241 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tempers fray as Isobel's kind gesture backfires. Branson's decisions are put under scrutiny. As Bates's chance of freedom slips away, he goes to extreme lengths.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054241 +0000" stop="20261008063238 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Anna's patience is finally rewarded. Edith has an unexpected admirer. Matthew refuses to back down over his concerns. Branson's plans for the christening cause consternation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063238 +0000" stop="20261008074236 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>There's excitement in the house and village as the annual cricket match approaches, and the event brings out Robert's competitive side. Violet's great-niece Rose shows up but a trip to London reveals there is more to her than meets the eye. Matthew and Mary look like they are keeping secrets from each other. Thomas finds out that his future lies in Carson's hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003016 +0000" stop="20261008011550 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fainting Goat Ranch - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff performs surgeries with the help of two vet students. A tribe of fainting goats is seen by Dr. Jeff and Hector, while Dr. Amy discovers why a cute and cuddly kitten is teary-eyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011550 +0000" stop="20261008015610 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission in South Dakota - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff and his team lend a hand at Lakota Reservation in South Dakota. Back at the clinic, Amy debates emergency surgery for a French bulldog who ate his favorite toy, while Susan finds the perfect forever home for a lovable canine called Koda.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015610 +0000" stop="20261008023715 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petra's Pigs - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff reveals the cause behind a beloved senior dog's mysterious lump.  A cat called Tigger is monitored for unusual eating habits. An owner learns the perils of purchasing her pup online after it becomes sickly, and Petra shows off her guinea pigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023715 +0000" stop="20261008032310 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff and the Jaguar - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff and Petra train new vets at a wildlife sanctuary in Mexico. While there, they spay an endangered jaguar, and help an injured osprey. At the clinic, a Great Dane comes in with wounds after battling an air conditioner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032310 +0000" stop="20261008040847 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bison Wranglers - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff discovers a large mass on a loveable canine. Dr. Don helps Kelly the vet tech with her dog's sun-damaged nose, while Dr. Baier and Hector join forces to treat wild bison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040847 +0000" stop="20261008045454 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frenchie with a Bump - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Coco the Frenchie needs Dr. Jeff's help to remove a large lump from her face. Vet tech Christine faces her fear of birds while helping pigeons from Rocky Mountain Adventures, and Dr. Jeff and Baier aid a red-back turtle with an infected foot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045454 +0000" stop="20261008054125 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gator Tale - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff comes to the rescue of a pup that's fallen from a trampoline.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054125 +0000" stop="20261008062236 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naked Kitten's New Dad - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff and vet tech Ben head to a remote island in Panama to help with the pet population. A feisty terrier loses the battle against a German shepherd pup, while a sickly Sphynx kitten has been relinquished and needs serious medical attention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062236 +0000" stop="20261008070356 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Littlest Rescuer - S07E11</title>
    <desc>A litter of kittens is rescued; a dog is struck by a car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070356 +0000" stop="20261008075000 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kino's Mystery - S07E12</title>
    <desc>A dog called Mac is rushed in after being hit by a car. Dr. Amy performs surgery on a canine called Rebel who was impaled with a stick, while Dr. Baier helps Kino, a hound in heat even though she's been spayed twice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001654 +0000" stop="20261008003819 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Electric Bike - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Katz buys an Electric Bike because he always wanted one but never got it as a kid. They find that a $1,000 bicycle isn't all fun and games, when it breaks as Ben drove it down stairs. They soon learnm that some inventions just were never meant to be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003819 +0000" stop="20261008010004 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Ben - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Apparently not having learned from his previous experience with journalism, Ben goes to a broadcasting school audition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010004 +0000" stop="20261008012127 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trash Day - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Katz finds a chair sitting outside on the curb and takes it home (""You wouldn't believe the kind of stuff people throw away."" Ben: ""You mean crap?""). However, he realizes his folly and sends Ben to take it to the dump, which proves to be difficult, because the dump is no longer open to the public (""It's all digital now"").</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012127 +0000" stop="20261008014238 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharon Meyers - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Katz gets a phone call from Sharon Meyers, a woman he dated briefly two years ago, when she was also his patient. She was very attractive, and a dancer (""She was a Rockette. She can kick her own face,"" Ben says).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014238 +0000" stop="20261008020349 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mask - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Katz takes a class in making African ritual masks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020349 +0000" stop="20261008022459 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closets - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Katz and Ben decide to reorganize their closet space, and they hire a company to do it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022459 +0000" stop="20261008024605 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Weekend - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Ben wants to take a bike trip to Nova Scotia, and he and Katz discuss the great outdoors. Several plans are offered, but what they wind up doing is sitting around the house all weekend. Ben gets the whole thing on tape, thanks to Laura's camcorder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024605 +0000" stop="20261008030724 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chopper - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ben wins first runner-up in a WFEN radio contest to ride in the traffic helicopter. He hopes the real winner can't make it and he gets all psyched up for the possibility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030724 +0000" stop="20261008032920 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alibi - S04E11</title>
    <desc>While watching the news, Ben and Katz learn that a mailbox in their neighborhood was struck by a car driven by a bald Caucasian male in his late 40s. Ben assumes it was his dad, despite dad's protests that while he is in his late 40s, he is ""balding,"" not bald.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032920 +0000" stop="20261008035120 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben-Centennial - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Katz wants to do something big for Ben's 25th birthday, but Ben doesn't want any fuss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035120 +0000" stop="20261008041310 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover Ben - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Laura starts taking a lot of time off, but won't say why. Ben is curious and so is Katz, and they speculate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041310 +0000" stop="20261008043457 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Man - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Katz seems to be losing energy and is sleeping later in the morning. He wonders if he's feverish, but in fact, he feels a little cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043457 +0000" stop="20261008045646 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fanny Pack - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Katz gets a fanny pack to hold his cell phone, beeper, electronic organizer, and various other technological gadgets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045646 +0000" stop="20261008051826 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metaphors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Katz brings up the job issue with Ben, and a series of metaphors ensues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051826 +0000" stop="20261008054027 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movies - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Katz and Ben try to decide on a movie. Katz wants to see ""Love Strings"" (a chick flick), while Ben wants to see ""Fire Power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054027 +0000" stop="20261008060224 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ticket - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Katz gets a ticket for running a stop sign, despite his efforts to lighten up the cop (""That is a great color for you""). Ben asks, ""Why didn't you play with his mind?"" and suggests they contest the ticket.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060224 +0000" stop="20261008062320 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phone Luv - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Ben becomes enamored of Cindy, a telemarketer from Telepurchase. He mistakes her powerful sales skills for actual affection, and wants to have a private conversation with her, resulting in an angrily whispered argument between him and Katz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062320 +0000" stop="20261008064438 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chain Letter - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Ben is surprised to get a letter from boyhood friend Lance Garcy. Turns out it's a chain letter, and Ben is quite awed by its power of causing tragedy to strike those who ignore it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064438 +0000" stop="20261008070624 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitting Ben - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Katz gets a death threat, via Laura, who is unclear on the details; she didn't press for more information because ""I didn't want to make him angry--er.""</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070624 +0000" stop="20261008072819 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miles Away - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Ben's goes to visit his cousin Sarah, in an unnamed city, from whom he once stole money when he was 6 (""It was over a dollar,"" he says as he worries whether she's still upset).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072819 +0000" stop="20261008074954 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>London Broil - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Ben points out, ""When we spend time together over breakfast: boring,"" leading to a discussion of the old games he and Katz used to play when Ben was a kid. Katz asks him to take the London broil out of the freezer, and then goes to work. When he gets home, Ben greets him with a clue -- the first in a series of 54 -- for a game of Treasure Hunt</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000639 +0000" stop="20261008004806 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisters Lumpity Lump Lump - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Amber has hundreds of tumors on her face; Antonio has a mound on his spine and is afraid it might be impossible to remove; sisters Cheri and Janice both suffer from possibly matching lumps; Tatiana has an embarrassing bump on her butt cheek.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004806 +0000" stop="20261008012939 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Rosacea Has Its Thorn - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Patrick's nose is covered by huge bumps, and he can barely breathe; Aziza and Lauren are friends who bonded over their matching wrist lumps; Joe has a mound in the middle of his forehead that looks like a third eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012939 +0000" stop="20261008021232 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Popping Popeye - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Lisa has a horn growing out of the back of her head and fears that it could be cancer; Victor has a bulbous lump on his chest; Chuck has a Popeye-shaped bump on his arm; Christian and Jonathan are teenage brothers with matching lumps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021232 +0000" stop="20261008025526 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scared Cyst-less - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A young woman, Taylore, has unsightly elf-like bumps on her ears; Jose never goes out because of the baseball-sized lump on his head; and Ken is covered in painful bumps that make it difficult to do everyday things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025526 +0000" stop="20261008033820 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lipoma Is Born - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bob has two painful bumps on his back; Art has one big bump on his head that he covers up with hats; Barbara's back lump became more noticeable after she lost 131 pounds; and Hilda's depression is a result of the multitude of bumps on her eyelids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033820 +0000" stop="20261008043358 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mic Drop Pop! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Josh has a large knot on his head resulting from a car crash; Brittney is covered in mysterious bumps; TJ has a hard, curious lump protruding from his side; and Luis has a bump on his shoulder and his daughters fear it's dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043358 +0000" stop="20261008051652 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway Bump, Never Coming Back? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Leonard has an alarming bump hanging off of his arm that looks like it's breaking through the skin. Brandon has several lumps on his head that makes him fearful for his life. Jess got a noticeable lump on her butt after falling down the stairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051652 +0000" stop="20261008055946 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Steatocystoma - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jen has substantial growths on her ears that cause her depression, pain, and vertigo. Juliet is under emotional distress because of the bumps all over her neck and chest. Gerald has a mysterious, kiwi-size lump on his middle finger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055946 +0000" stop="20261008064240 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Lipoma - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Gerald is back to see Dr. Lee and a hand specialist about a huge, intrusive bump on his middle finger; Vinnie has a large, embarrassing birthmark on his neck; Leta has a lump on the back of her thigh that she has been hiding from her fiancée.</desc>
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    <title>Hips Don't Lie - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Rhonda has bumps all over her head, including a horned growth that has her deeply concerned; Fred has a mysterious condition on his hands and has not been able to get answers from any doctors; Kevin has a huge lump protruding from his hip.</desc>
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    <title>Kame House - Found! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>As General Blue's men recover the scouts, Goku makes it to Roshi's island. Roshi offers the submarine (which Krillin and Launch are using) in exchange for Bulma's microband. Meanwhile Commander Red orders General Blue to take action. Roshi attempts to use the microband for some indecent mischief and Launch and Krillin return. While planning to find the dragonball Krillin mentions something about Pirates' Treasure and Master Roshi tells the tale of it. After Goku, Bulma and Krillin leave, a RR scout spies the island.</desc>
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    <title>Deep Blue Sea - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Krillin manages to manuever the air/sub ship to the location where the dragonball is. General Blue plans to tail Goku, while another squad heads to Roshi's Island. Despite their searching, Bulma, Krillin and Goku don't find the dragonball on the ocean bed. Meanwhile General Blue prepares and launches all his forces. As Krillin drives the sub into a cave, General Blue's submarines tail and attack them. Krillin makes it to narrower caves, but General Blue sends his minisubs to pursue them.</desc>
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    <title>The Trap is Sprung - S03E22</title>
    <desc>General Blue continues to follow Goku, Krillin and Bulma whilst Commander Red is impatient for results. The trio walk into a spear trap room. Goku and Krillin jump over the floor buttons but Goku has to manuever Bulma with his power pole. Blue's soldiers get killed by the trap but General Blue finds a secret passage. As the trio cross a dark passage, they fall down an unstable floor into a lava pit, but Goku vaults them out with his power pole. General Blue gets attacked by an electric eel but manages to kill it. As the trio linger in the Pirates' port, a deadly robot emerges bent on terminating intruders.</desc>
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    <title>Beware of Robot - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Goku and Krillin fight the Pirate robot in between evading its heavy machine gun and sword. Krillin manages to disarm the sword from it. General Blue stays in hiding watching the fight. Bulma fires a gun cannon on the robot as it skis across a pool. As Goku fights the robot with his power pole, Bulma rams a truck on it. Next the robot drags Goku into an underwater battle, Goku narrowly escaping. The robot chases Bulma and Krillin through the hideout where all the pirates are dead. Goku recovers and rescues the other two. Goku performs an aerial attack smashing the robot. As everyone makes their way through the inner halls, the place begins to collapse. Goku takes a different route from the others. Bulma, Krillin and General Blue are forced to dive into a well.</desc>
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    <title>The Pirate Treasure - S03E24</title>
    <desc>As the hideout continues to collapse, Goku reaches a dead end and falls down a trapdoor onto a giant octopus. Krillin and Bulma emerge into a room with a booby trapped ten-armed statue and three chests and General Blue emerges. Krillin disarms the statue and opens the gold chest while Goku blasts and eats the octopus. Krillin inserts a key in the statue and General Blue shows himself to the two. General Blue mocks Krillin as he fights him. Goku hears the fight and swims to them. General Blue demonstrates he's very sensitive about his good looks and stuns Krillin making it easy to beat him. General Blue isn't affected by Bulma's charms. Goku arrives just before General Blue can kill Krillin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022717 +0000" stop="20261008025156 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From Pirate Cave - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Goku makes it to the getaway submarine in the nick of time still carrying the mouse in his mouth. As the trio escape, rocks collapse and hit the sub and it soon runs out of fuel. Goku manages to launch the sub to the surface with a Kamehameha Wave. Bulma has managed to take one diamond with her. General Blue also reaches the surface. In the Blue Sector HQ Goku fiddles with the radio. As the trio make their way to Master Roshi's, General Blue follows. As Roshi gets the diamond, he is forced to hand it to aggressive Launch who makes off with it. General Blue lands on the island preparing for revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025156 +0000" stop="20261008031636 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penguin Village - S03E27</title>
    <desc>General Blue binds the occupants of the Kame house with rope he powered with pyschic waves. General Blue then steals the dragon balls and sets a 5 minute bomb. Gentle Launch makes it in time to release Goku and Goku throws out the bomb. Goku then chases General Blue. As Goku and General Blue speed up to max, they both fly across a strange island. A speedy girl with a couple of sprites watch in awe. General Blue causes Goku to fall but crashes his jet into a mountain.</desc>
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    <title>Strange Visitor - S03E28</title>
    <desc>The girl introduces herself as Arale and the sprites are Gachem 1 &amp; 2. Blue flees before Goku can find him. Arale and Gachem 1 &amp; 2 catch up with Goku and are able to ride on the Nimbus with him. Blue meets Showerman and commandeers his car. Goku meets a lady called Akuma and a policeman called Toro both incapable of riding the Nimbus. The mention of the RR Army terrifies Toro. Blue meets someone who resembles his little brother and attacks Toro and his partners. As Goku tries to find the General, Arale bumps into Blue and she and Gachem 1 &amp; 2 try to socialise with him, to Blue's horror. Goku fails to find Blue and can't get the dragon radar to work. Arale takes Goku to a doctor to get it fixed.</desc>
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    <title>Arale vs. Blue - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Senbei attempts to fix the dragon radar while Officer Toro stumbles in the coffee shop. Baby Turbo manages to help Senbei fix the radar. Blue arrives and waits for his chance to steal the plane by the family's house. Blue tries to avoid detection from Goku's fixed radar. The police at the station are getting trigger happy. Goku finds Blue by surprise and Blue threatens Arale with a knife in front of the family. Blue stuns Goku and swipes his radar. Before Blue can kill Goku, Arale jumps in and chases him through Penguin village. Meanwhile a small fight occurs between the police and a couple of aliens, mistakenly taken for the Red Ribbon Army. Turbo offers to make a new radar for the one Goku lost. Blue is shown making contact with Red from a desolated area.</desc>
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    <title>The Notorious Mercenary - S03E31</title>
    <desc>General Blue enters the RR base and Commander Red is making a pretty expensive deal Mercenary Tao. Despite procuring the dragon radar, Red is displeased with Blue and offers him the a second chance if he can defeat Mercenary Tao. Meanwhile Bora tells Goku the legend of the Korin Tower. General Blue thinks Mercenary Tao is a joke. Tao is very quick in both dodging and attacking, and even proves to be immune to Blue's paralysis technique. Using only the tip of his tongue, Tao kills Blue. After being briefed of his target, Tao travels on a flying pillar to Korin's Land. As Goku, Bora and Upa are enjoying themselves, Tao storms in and Bora fights him. Bora is killed by Tao, leaving Upa in grief and Goku in anger.</desc>
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    <title>Tao Attacks! - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Goku fights Tao. Despite his best attacks, Goku takes a severe beating from Tao. A Kamehameha Wave has no effect on Tao, but it sears his outfit. Angered, Tao fires a lethal beam (Dodon Wave) from his finger on Goku. Tao takes the dragonballs and taunts Upa before making his leave. Tao heads to a town to get a new outfit,while Red tells him that he is one dragonball short. Upa has buried his father and is about to bury Goku when an RR pilot lands. As the pilot tries to take the dragonball Goku kept, Goku beats him and blasts his jet. Apparently Goku's grandfather's dragonball blocked the Dodon Wave. Not knowing what to do next, Upa suggests that Goku tries to climb the Korin Tower. Goku makes a good start, while Tao waits for his outfit to be tailored to Red's frustration. The tower is indeed a lot higher than Goku thought and he nearly falls off but continues his long journey without giving up.</desc>
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    <title>Korin Tower - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Goku reaches the summit of Korin's tower. He sees visions of the past, present and future. Goku goes upstairs to meet Korin (who is nothing more than a blind cat). Korin is not about to hand the sacred water to Goku. An assassin fails to kill Mercenary Tao as he heads to his usual luxurious hotel to take a boiling hot bath. Korin seems to be deceitful not letting Goku take the bottle of sacred water. After a long hard attempt trying to get the sacred water, Korin reveals that Master Roshi was the first to climb the tower and it took him three years to get the water.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051954 +0000" stop="20261008054433 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Goku - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Tao arrives and bullies Upa. Goku arrives to save him and rounds on Tao. After a small talk, Goku demonstrates his speed and strength on Tao. Tao also happens to know the legend of Korin's tower and the sacred water. Goku blocks most attacks from Tao to Upa's surprise. Meanwhile Bulma is working on a new scout plane to assist Goku. Goku beats Tao a lot. Tao's Dodon Wave only singes Goku's hands. Tao resorts to wielding a sword on Goku, but Upa fetches Goku his power pole and Goku breaks Tao's sword. Tao kicks a stone, missing Upa and destroying the teepee. Tao decides to climb the tower to get the sacred water.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054433 +0000" stop="20261008060913 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last of Mercenary Tao - S03E36</title>
    <desc>While Mercenary Tao tires himself climbing the tower, Goku enjoys his moments with Upa who is amazed at Goku's confidence. Meanwhile Bulma's dragon radar is malfunctioning due to some radar jamming situation which is also affecting Commander Red. Tao reaches the tower summit and meets Korin. Arrogant Tao drinks the sacred water and Korin tricks him into thinking his strength is boosted. In addition Korin gives Tao a dark cloud to ride. Korin then causes Tao to plummet to the ground. Tao beats Goku, but Goku was just taking blows to read his moves. Tao acts a surrender and throws a napalm grenade at Goku, but Goku kicks it back. The bomb explodes right in Tao's front killing him. Meanwhile Bulma has finishing engineering her radar against the radar jammer which also boosts Goku's. Goku is off to defeat the RR at their HQ.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060913 +0000" stop="20261008063352 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confront the Red Ribbon Army - S03E37</title>
    <desc>Commander Red receives word that Colonel Violet has tracked another dragonball. Her divers successfully procure the ball. As they are attacked by a giant alligator and savages, Violet selfishly leaves her men to die, giving her the chance to escape with the ball. Violet hands the ball to Commander Red receiving a pint-sized reward. Bulma has completed her spy camera to find Goku and launches it. As Goku makes his way to the RR HQ, Commander Red is convinced it is Mercenary Tao. Bulma's spy camera is destroyed when it hovers above the RR base. Bulma, Launch and Roshi realise Goku is making a direct attack on the RR base. Yamcha, Oolong and Puar receive the news and off to take the others to follow Goku.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063352 +0000" stop="20261008065832 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of Commander Red - S03E39</title>
    <desc>The warfare against Goku continues for the RR Army. Then the soldiers flee in terror except for Colonel Violet who is heading for Red's treasure vault. Violet swipes all the money and valuables and makes her leave. Red gets frustrated and angry and leaves Black to face Goku as he retreats to his penthouse. As Goku beats Black, Red activates the ceiling to crush Goku. Having been betrayed and risking his life, Black kills Red. Goku emerges from the wreckage and Black tries to talk his way out, but Goku won't fall for his lies. As a last resort Black uses a mech robot machine to take out Goku. Meanwhile Yamcha and Violet are both trying to evade each other. General Black beats Goku plenty and is preparing to fire a lethal weapon on him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065832 +0000" stop="20261008072311 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Dragon Ball - S03E40</title>
    <desc>As Yamcha nears the RR base, Goku evades Black's laser cannon. Annoyed at Goku's survival, Black uses all he's got against him and Goku destroys the robot mech suit along with Black. Goku now has six dragonballs but cannot track the last one. By the time Yamcha and the others arrive, the war is over and Goku reunites with the lot. Goku's success crippling the RR Army amazes everyone. Puar scouts around but finds no one and Launch turns back into sweet Launch. Even Goku's climbing to the peak of Korin's Tower surprises Roshi. Bulma promises to fix the dragon radar and Goku promises to have Bora resurrected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072311 +0000" stop="20261008074751 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are The Five Warriors - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Yamcha, Krillin and Goku feel up to fighting while Upa and Puar choose to stay back. Krillin starts against Fangs the Vampire. Krillin misses every time and is beaten when Fangs sinks his fangs into Krillin's scalp. Krillin loses a lot of blood and Fangs pushes him into the lake. Ghost attends to Krillin's blood loss. Unsuspecting Upa and Puar volunteer to be the next to fight Fangs together, which Fangs agrees to. Scared but determined, Upa breathes crunched up garlic in Fangs' face. Fangs then rounds on Puar but she turns into porcupine that impales Fangs' jaws. She then turns into a giant hand and slaps Fangs into the lake. Yamcha chooses to fight next. Baba tells Yamcha he is fighting an invisible warrior. While Yamcha's attempts are unsuccessful, Krillin sends Goku to fetch Bulma and Roshi. Yamcha tries hearing the invisible man out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001432 +0000" stop="20261008003734 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Years Later! Starting Today, Gohan is a High School Student - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Seven years after Cell's defeat, a grown Gohan begins his first day at Orange Star High School in Satan City. Trying his best to blend in as an ordinary student, Gohan immediately draws the suspicion of his classmate Videl, the crime-fighting daughter of Mr. Satan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003734 +0000" stop="20261008010036 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Hero, Great Saiyaman, is Born! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Adopting his crime-fighting disguise as the "Great Saiyaman," Gohan rushes to rescue a young pterodactyl from a circus, only to draw heat from Videl. After she uncovers his secret identity, Videl blackmails Gohan into entering the upcoming World Martial Arts Tournament. The stakes rise even higher when Goku calls from the Other World, announcing his brief return to Earth to join the competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010036 +0000" stop="20261008012338 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gohan the Teacher! Videl's Flying Technique Tutorial - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Gohan takes a leave of absence from school to prepare for the tournament alongside Goten, only to discover his younger brother can already transform into a Super Saiyan. Soon after, Videl arrives for her promised flight lessons, making rapid progress alongside Goten while adopting a new look. Meanwhile, Vegeta faces a surprise of his own when Trunks reveals his Super Saiyan power, fueling intense preparations across the globe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012338 +0000" stop="20261008014640 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon Team Fully Assembled! Goku Has Come Back! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>With training complete, the Z Fighters gather on Papaya Island for the 25th World Martial Arts Tournament, where Goku makes a triumphant 24-hour return to Earth and meets his youngest son, Goten, for the first time. To avoid unwanted media attention, the heroes agree to suppress their Super Saiyan forms as they coast through the preliminary strength tests, setting the stage for the battles ahead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014640 +0000" stop="20261008020943 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everyone is Surprised! Goten and Trunks' Super Battle! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Goku, Vegeta, and the Z Fighters gather to watch the junior division tournament, where Goten and Trunks easily plow through the competition to face off in the finals. The clash between the two young Saiyans quickly turns fierce, dazzling the crowd with advanced techniques and Super Saiyan transformations. As the brutal match reaches its climax, a stunned Mr. Satan realizes he will soon have to step into the ring against the victorious youngster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020943 +0000" stop="20261008023245 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Restless Foreboding, A Mysterious Warrior Appears! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Trunks effortlessly dispatches Mr. Satan in their exhibition match, leading him and Goten to hatch a plan to sneak into the adult division. Meanwhile, as the qualifying fighters draw their matchups for the first round, including a long-awaited showdown between Goku and Vegeta, a pair of strange entrants catches the attention of the Z Fighters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023245 +0000" stop="20261008025547 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Happened, Piccolo? An Unexpected Outcome in the First Round - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Piccolo faces off against the mysterious Shin in the first round of the World Martial Arts Tournament, but a sudden realization forces an unexpected outcome. Meanwhile, Videl steps into the ring against Spopovitch, only to find herself in a brutal match against an opponent who seems impervious to damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025547 +0000" stop="20261008031849 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Videl Battered! Gohan's Fury Reaches Its Limit! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Spopovich brutally batters Videl in the ring, pushing Gohan to the brink of explosive rage. After using a Senzu Bean to save her, Gohan steps up for his match against Kibito, unmasked and pressured to display his true power. As Gohan transforms into a Super Saiyan, hidden enemies move in from the shadows, unaware of the trap waiting for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031849 +0000" stop="20261008034152 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrifying Secret of the Majin, The Mastermind Revealed! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Goku and the Z Fighters pursue Spopovich and Yamu, the Supreme Kai reveals the terrifying truth behind their plot: a scheme by the evil wizard Babidi to revive Majin Buu, an ancient creature of unimaginable destruction. Tracking the energy stealers across the countryside, the heroes prepare to confront this ancient threat before Buu can be unleashed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034152 +0000" stop="20261008040454 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nefarious Wizard Babidi And Demon King Dabura's Trap - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Upon arriving at Babidi's hideout, the Z Fighters witness the wizard's ruthless nature firsthand. Before the heroes can make a move, Demon King Dabura launches a devastating surprise attack designed to immobilize the group. With their comrades' fates hanging in the balance, Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan press forward into the dark ship, determined to break Dabura's magic at any cost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040454 +0000" stop="20261008042756 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Sell Super Saiyans Short! Vegeta and Goku's Full-Bore Power! - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Vegeta steps into the ship's first stage to take on Babidi's fighter, Pui Pui, completely unfazed by the wizard's attempts to manipulate the arena's environment. As the heroes descend to the second floor, Goku faces off against Yakon, a terrifying beast with a unique appetite for light energy that threatens to neutralize Goku's Super Saiyan power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042756 +0000" stop="20261008045058 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whither Victory? A Battle Royal Championship Match! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the rest of the Z Fighters missing, Mr. Satan proposes a free-for-all Battle Royale among the five remaining contestants to crown the champion. As Android 18 and the disguised Goten and Trunks clash in the ring, Babidi prepares his top fighter, Demon King Dabura, to enter the ship's third floor and face Gohan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045058 +0000" stop="20261008051401 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stunning Youngsters! No. 18's Uphill Battle - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Android 18 finds herself pushed to her limits by "Mighty Mask," whose chaotic movements and sudden bursts of unnatural power make him a far tougher opponent than expected. As 18 struggles to see through her rival's bizarre tactics, she looks for an opening to expose her opponent's secret. Meanwhile, deep inside Babidi's ship, Gohan prepares to take the stage for his high-stakes battle against Demon King Dabura.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051401 +0000" stop="20261008053703 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Headliner! The Looming Demon King! - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Android 18 corners Mr. Satan in the ring, using the threat of victory to negotiate a lucrative arrangement for the tournament title. Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks learn of the impending crisis and decide to join the fray. Deep inside the spaceship, Gohan steps into a recreated planetary arena to face Demon King Dabura, facing off against the demon's deadly magic and dark power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053703 +0000" stop="20261008060005 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Heart of Evil Awakened; Vegeta, Prince of Destruction - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Gohan's struggle against Dabura drags on, Vegeta's surging frustration and obsession with Goku draw the attention of the enemy. Sensing the residual darkness remaining in the Saiyan Prince's heart, Babidi attempts to exploit Vegeta's intense rivalry to turn him against his allies. With danger brewing from within, Goku and the others are forced to confront an escalating crisis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060005 +0000" stop="20261008062307 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I am the Strongest! The Clash of Goku vs. Vegeta - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Vegeta unleashes a devastating attack on the tournament stadium, using the innocent crowd to provoke Goku into a duel. As the Supreme Kai desperately tries to intervene and keep the focus on Babidi's revive scheme, Goku faces an agonizing decision regarding his former rival. Meanwhile, Babidi attempts to exert total control over the Saiyan Prince to direct his destruction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062307 +0000" stop="20261008064610 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown to Revival; Crush Babidi's Ambitions! - S02E17</title>
    <desc>As Goku and Vegeta lock horns in their fierce duel, the energy generated by their violent clash channels directly into Majin Buu's sealed sphere. Gohan and the Supreme Kai reach the heart of the ship to destroy the egg before it can hatch, but Babidi and Dabura stand in their path. With every heavy blow exchanged in the Saiyan duel, the creature's revival grows dangerously closer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064610 +0000" stop="20261008070912 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seal is Released? Gohan's Kamehame-Ha of Resistance - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Goku and Vegeta's duel reaches a brutal intensity, with the energy output rapidly filling Majin Buu's vessel. At the ship's core, the seal containing the ancient terror begins to crack under the overwhelming power surge. Desperate to stop the resurrection, Gohan launches a series of full-power Kamehame-ha blasts directly at the egg, forcing the containment unit to shatter amidst a blinding plume of energy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070912 +0000" stop="20261008073214 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straightaway Into Despair? The Terror of Majin Buu - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The newly awakened Majin Buu bewilders everyone present with his childish demeanor, leaving the heroes to question if his revival was truly successful. That doubt vanishes as Buu demonstrates a frightening surge of power that echoes across the planet. Realizing the immediate threat to the universe, Goku attempts to halt his duel with Vegeta, while Gohan and the Supreme Kai face the terrifying reality of an unleashed monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073214 +0000" stop="20261008075516 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turn Into Candy! A Hungry Majin's Bizarre Power! - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Majin Buu proves overwhelmingly powerful, leaving the Supreme Kai and Gohan in dire peril. Just as Buu prepares to finish off his opponents, a defiant Dabura re-enters the fray, determined to prove the creature cannot be controlled. Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks approach the battlefield, unaware of the magical side effects taking place as Buu unleashes a bizarre and terrifying new technique.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000546 +0000" stop="20261008002854 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frieza and Frost! A Mutual Malevolence? - S05E32</title>
    <desc>Frieza searches for his next opponent. Meanwhile Gohan is having a tough fight with Jimeze. Seeing Frieza watch and smirk as Gohan gets knocked around, the Universe 7 team have the uneasy feeling that he has betrayed them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002854 +0000" stop="20261008005146 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mightiest Enemy Zeroes in on Goku! Launch the Knockout Spirit Bomb Now! - S05E33</title>
    <desc>With the tournament more than halfway over the gods of Universe 11 order Jiren to squash Son Goku. Goku happily braces himself to fight Jiren, Universe 11's strongest warrior.  However, as Jiren unleashes his ki, it overwhelms all the contestants. Goku counters by becoming Super Saiyan Blue and raising Kaio-ken to the maximum.</desc>
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    <title>Goku Enkindled! The Awakened One's New Ultra Instinct! - S05E34</title>
    <desc>Goku rallies himself and pushes the Spirit Bomb back towards Jiren, which locks him in a stalemate.  As the two struggle to overpower each other, the Spirit Bomb suddenly condenses into a small black ball, which absorbs Goku and causes him to vanish. Goku suddenly reappears and is able to go toe-to-toe with Jiren.</desc>
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    <title>An Extra-Dimensional Ultimate Battle! Hit vs. Jiren! - S05E35</title>
    <desc>Given the impression that he intends to kill Goku as the explains they are in a blind spot, Frieza instead transfers from of his energy into Goku to heal him as his way of repaying Goku's act of mercy during their fight on Planet Namek. Goku later observes Hit's battle against Jiren, only to be ambushed by the Sixth Universe Namekians Saonel and Pilina before the duo are confronted by Gohan and Piccolo. Elsewhere, Vegeta overpowers Ribrianne before Roasie interferes and duo fall back with the latter restoring Ribrianne's morale. Meanwhile, purposely using his time-skip powers against Jiren, Hit execute a gambit to freeze Jiren so Cabba, Caulifla, and Kale to keep fighting. But Jiren eventually breaks free and eliminates Hit. As the Tournament of Power reaches its midway point, Jiren begins meditating while leaving Top and Dyspo to deal with the other fighter. Biarra and Catopesra of the Third Universe find out the hard way that they cannot penetrate Jiren's barrier to hit him.</desc>
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    <title>A Saiyan Oath! Vegeta's Resolve! - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Cabba is in trouble and facing elimination. Universe 6 is in disarray. Can they rally to turn it around or will they also be wiped from all existence?</desc>
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    <title>With Great Joy! The Fighting Freak Saiyans' Battle Rejoined! - S05E37</title>
    <desc>With Hit and Cabba on her mind, Caulifla demands to Goku fight her so she can learn to enter Super Saiyan 3 so that she win the Tournament of Power. Goku accepts, explaining to be patient as he gradually regains his strength while using his martial arts to have an advantage against her brawler fighting-style despite her being Super Saiyan 2. But Goku manages to enter Super Sayian 2 form after she adapts to his moves, Whis noting that the fight is bringing out her untapped potential as she and Goku are evenly matched. But Goku calls in Kale to join the fight, holding himself against the female Sayians until they start to match him with their teamwork. They land a massive combined attack on him, but Goku powers up to Super Saiyan 3 long enough t easily deflects their attacks.</desc>
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    <title>Bloodcurdling! The Explosive Birth of a New Super Warrior! - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Vegeta continues his battle with Top, while Caulifla is able to help Kale master her Legendary Super Saiyan form and enter her Legendary Super Saiyan 2 before the two double-team Goku. Goku is eventually knocked into Frieza's fight with Catopesra, with Frieza deciding to observe the fight after Goku tells him not to attack Caulifla and Kale. The three Saiyans resume their battle. After unsuccessfully attempting to use Instant Transmission as a strategy, Goku powers up to his Super Saiyan God form and easily overpowers Caulifla and Kale. As Goku prepares to eliminate Caulifla and Kale using a powerful Kamehameha to destroy the area of the stage they are on. But it revealed that Champa gave Caulifla and Kale a pair of Potara earrings provided by Sixth Universe Supreme Kai Fuwa as a last resort, using them to fuse into a single being of immense power named Kefla who proceeds to attack Goku.</desc>
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    <title>Goku vs. Kefla! Super Saiyan Blue Beaten? - S05E39</title>
    <desc>As Vegeta continues fighting Top, Gohan and Piccolo are still fighting Saonel and Pilina while Android 17 saves Android 18 from Catopesra. Goku continues his fight with Kefla with the Zenos approving use of the Potara earrings, most of other universes deciding against using Potara fusion due to the numbers disadvantage. The Second Universe's Supreme Kai Pell gives his Potara earrings to Rabanra and Zarbuto, only for the two to be caught in the path of Goku and Kefla's fight with the earrings destroyed in the process. Kefla gains the upper hand, assuming Super Saiyan form while Goku powers up to Super Saiyan Blue and attempting to turn the tables with Kaio-ken. He appears to be winning, but Kefla lands a sneak attack that knocks him out of Super Saiyan Blue. Kefla prepares to eliminate Goku, but Goku unexpectedly reawakens Autonomous Ultra Instinct again to easily dodge Kefla's attacks.</desc>
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    <title>Signs of a Turnabout! The Autonomous Ultra Instinct Erupts! - S05E40</title>
    <desc>After Goku enters his Autonomous Ultra Instinct in response to her power, Kefla responds by powering up to Super Saiyan 2 but is unable land a hit on Goku while his attacks are not strong enough to take her down. As Jiren awakens from his mediation and rejoins Top and Dyspo, Whis explains that Goku's consciously attacking prevents from prevents him from using Autonomous Ultra Instinct at its full potential. Vegeta realizes that Autonomous Ultra Instinct was the lesson Whis was teaching him and Goku, determined to master it as well. Goku realizes that he is running low on stamina, deciding to quickly end the fight as he uses Autonomous Ultra Instinct to dodge Kefla's barrage of energy attacks while a Kamehameha. Despite Kefla's attempt to take him after he jumped midair, Goku uses the charged up energy to slide over Kefla's attack to launch a point-blank Kamehameha that blasts her off the field.</desc>
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    <title>Showdown of Love! The Androids vs the 2nd Universe! - S05E41</title>
    <desc>Goku is left exhausted from his battle with Kefla as the Second Universe's five remaining warriors decide to attack him as Saonel and Pilina prevent Gohan and Piccolo from interfering, Vegeta overpowering Catopesra after a failed attempt to unlock his own Autonomous Ultra Instinct. Ribrianne and Roasie launch a combined attack at Goku which is deflected by the Androids, with Android 17 facing Roasie while Android 18 battles Ribrianne who refuses to acknowledge her after learning Krillin is her husband. After the Androids execute a strategy to remove Roasie, Ribrianne reverts to Brianne de Chateau before managing to trap Android 18 while using her comrades' love to transform into a giant manifestation of her Super Ribrianne form. Android 18 almost gives up until her love for Krillin and Marron gives her the determination to break free of Super Ribrianne's trap. With Android 17's help, Android 18 blasts through Super Ribrianne's giant form and eliminates her.</desc>
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    <title>Accelerating Tragedy - Vanishing Universes - S05E42</title>
    <desc>Goku and Friends face off with the remaining Universe 6 and 2 warriors.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable? The Ferocity of a Stealth Attack! - S05E43</title>
    <desc>Even after Catopesra enters his ultimate mode, he barely keeps himself from being knocked off the field by Vegeta before something pushes him off. The same entity nearly does the same to Vegeta and Gohan, with Picolo saving the latter, revealed to be an invisible fighter while attacking Android 18. The fighter is revealed to be one of the two missing Fourth Universe fighters Gamisalas, who Piccolo quickly eliminates once Gohan creates a dust cloud to expose him. Undaunted, Quitela orders his remaining fighters to step up their game, Xiangca generating a dome that envelops the Seventh Universe team and manifests illusions of the erased universes' defeated fighters which Damom uses to attack through. With Seventh Universe team assuming Damom to also be invisible, Piccolo eliminates Xiangca upon seeking him but gets eliminated by Damom after his attacks failed to hit him. Android 17 eventually realizes that Damom is a fast-moving insect alien to explain how none of his team could hit him.</desc>
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    <title>A Perfect Survival Strategy! The 3rd Universe's Menacing Assassin! - S05E44</title>
    <desc>Following the Fourth Universe's elimination, the Third Universe's remaining fighters commence their offensive against the Seventh Universe team as Dr. Paparoni sends Pancéa, Koitsukai, Borareta, and Biarra to attack the Saiyans. But the Androids intervene and deal with Biarra while Gohan faces the other robots so Goku and Vegeta can save their energy for the Eleventh Universe fighters. But when Biarra is eliminated, Paparoni receives orders from his universe's deities Supreme Kai Eyre and Destroyer Mule to have Pancéa, Koitsukai, and Borareta combine into stronger robot called Koiceareta. Koiceareta overpowers Gohan until Goku and Vegeta step in, distracting the robot while Gohan charges and strikes with an attack powerful enough to defeat it. With Koiceareta defeated, Paparoni refuses to surrender while declaring to unleash his universe's ultimate technique.</desc>
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    <title>All-Out War! The Ultimate Four-Fold Union vs. the 7th Universe's Total Offensive! - S05E45</title>
    <desc>Paparoni merges with Koiceareta to transform into the gigantic Agnilasa, the Third Universe's most powerful warrior, overwhelming the Sayians and Androids by using echolocation to detect their movements and counter their coordinated attacks. Agnilasa nearly eliminates Goku with teleported punches when Frieza intervenes and knocks him back into the tournament stage, with Goku saving Android 18 when Agnilasa attempts to eat her while Frieza is forced to join the fray. After Android 18 sacrifices herself to keep her brother from being eliminated, the remaining Seventh Universe fighters power up to their maximum levels and distract Agnilasa in a clash of attack long enough for Android 17 to pierce through Agnilasa's attack and damage his energy reactor. This enables the team to eliminate Agnilasa, reverted to his components with Eyre and Mule accepting the Third Universe's erasure with grace.</desc>
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    <title>With His Pride on the Line! Vegeta's Challenge to Be the Strongest! - S05E46</title>
    <desc>With only two universes remaining, the Grand Minister compresses the bleachers so that the remaining spectators can be close together. The final warriors begin their battle with Gohan and Android 17 against Top while Frieza battles Dyspo. Goku and Vegeta battle Jiren, whose overwhelms the former with his punching barrage while Vegeta is able to dodge from analyzing Jiren's fighting pattern. He lands a solid blow to Jiren's midsection, but Jiren counters with a powerful blast that nearly knocks Vegeta off the tournament stage. Meanwhile, Frieza blocks one of Dyspo's attacks with his tail, but Dyspo uses it as leverage to injure him. Jiren disparages Vegeta for his self-righteousness, but Vegeta declares that his pride is the source of his strength. Vegeta powers up a Final Flash and goads Jiren into taking it head-on. But the attack fails to damage Jiren, who acknowledge Vegeta's strength before incapacitates him with an energy blast.</desc>
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    <title>Body, Soul and Power Unleashed! Goku and Vegeta! - S05E47</title>
    <desc>With Vegeta down, Goku faces off against Jiren. Meanwhile, Frieza begins fighting Dyspo seriously, while Gohan and Android 17 are outmatched against Top. Outmatched in power, Goku instead uses controlled ki blasts to create a minefield around Jiren, but it has no effect on him. Goku lures Jiren onto a large rock that extends out over the edge of the fighting stage and cuts through the rock with a Destructo Disc. This causes Jiren to fall, but Jiren is able to jump off the falling debris and flies back onto the fighting stage. Angered by his near-elimination, Jiren finally unleashes a fraction of his real power and easily overwhelms Goku with a volley of punches. The force from Jiren's volley of punches forms an energized punch that reverts Goku into his base state.</desc>
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    <title>A Storm-and-Stress Assault! Gohan's Last Stand! - S05E48</title>
    <desc>As Goku and Vegeta continue fighting Jiren, Frieza breaks off his fight with Dyspo long enough to offer his services to the Eleventh Universe in return that they resurrect him with the Super Dragon Balls. When Dyspo refuses the offer, Frieza powers up to his Golden form and gains the advantage in the fight. Dyspo reveals his own ultimate technique known as the Super Maximum Light Speed Mode, which increases his power and speed even further, overwhelming Frieza enough that Gohan comes to his aid. Gohan and Frieza take on Dyspo as a team, but they have little success. Gohan develops a strategy that has Frieza use his energy to form a cage around Dyspo, which prevents him from using his high-speed attacks and allows Gohan to gain the upper hand.</desc>
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    <title>A Commanding Presence! The Advent of Top the Destroyer! - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Goku and Vegeta continue their battle with Jiren, while Android 17 manages to defeat Top with Frieza's help. But Top gets back up and powers up while exhibits the same type of energy a Destroyer possesses, Belmod revealing that Top is a candidate to succeed him as the next destroyer of the Eleventh Universe. Top unleashes his new power, which damages the fighting stage and breaks a large portion of it. Android 17 and Frieza attack Top repeatedly, but are outmatched while managing to keep themselves from being eliminated, though Top knocks out Frieza before engaging in another beam clash with Android 17.</desc>
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    <title>Surpass Even a God! Vegeta's Sacrifice Strike! - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Top easily overpowers Android 17's blast. Android 17 is able to evade him for a while by using the broken fighting stage to his advantage, but Top effortlessly withstands Android 17's attacks. Top prepares to eliminate Android 17 with a giant energy blast, but Frieza rejoins the battle and deflects Top's attack. Frieza uses his own energy attack to immobilize Top, which allows him and Android 17 to land numerous attacks, but none of them have any effect. Top is about to eliminate them both, when he is interrupted by Goku and Vegeta, who are still fighting Jiren. Frieza and Android 17 are hit by one of Jiren's attacks, which gives Top the opportunity to attack Vegeta instead. Top overwhelms Vegeta with his new power and states that he has cast aside everything else in order to become strong enough to win the Tournament of Power. However, Vegeta is inspired by his family, his promise to Cabba, and his Saiyan pride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072034 +0000" stop="20261008074327 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Approaching Wall! A Hopeful Final Barrier! - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Jiren powers up to his maximum. Goku, Vegeta, and Android 17 all attack him simultaneously, but he easily overpowers them. However, Android 17 manages to land a sneak attack and hurts Jiren. Jiren defeats Goku and Vegeta, while Frieza rejoins the fight and tries to kill Jiren in his golden form. However, Frieza is easily defeated as well and knocked out once again. Android 17 asks Jiren what his wish on the Super Dragon Balls would be. Belmod explains that Jiren's endless pursuit of strength was inspired when his parents, most of his comrades, and mentor were killed by a powerful villain. However, his abandonment by his surviving friends turned Jiren into a loner who distrusted friendship. Jiren now focuses solely on increasing his own strength. This allows Android 17 to figure out Jiren's wish, which is to resurrect his former master. Android 17 admires Jiren's human qualities, but he accuses Jiren of using the rest of his universe's team for his own ends.</desc>
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    <title>Identities Revealed - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Gohan's luck runs out, as his identity is discovered when he takes his place on the tournament floor. But Gohan has other things to worry about; his opponent Kibito is determined to see him transform into a Super Saiyan! Gohan had better be careful, evil eyes are closely watching his every move!</desc>
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    <title>Energy Drain - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Gohan transforms into a Super Saiyan in the middle of the arena, and Spopovitch and Yamu spring into action! Armed with a mysterious device that drains his energy, the pair launch an attack on the golden-haired teen. Will Gohan survive this vicious assault?</desc>
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    <title>The Wizard's Curse - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The Z Fighters race to stop Babidi's cronies from delivering the pure energy which will be used resurrect the dreaded Majin Buu. Will they find Babidi's hidden spaceship in time?</desc>
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    <title>King of the Demons - S08E02</title>
    <desc>In a true moment of horror, Piccolo and Krillin are turned to stone by Dabura. Determined to save their friends lives Goku, Gohan, and Vegeta enter Babidi's ship only to find themselves trapped! With evil warriors in their midst, will they be able to save their friends and find their way out?</desc>
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    <title>Vegeta Attacks - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Goku, Gohan, and Vegeta discover a trap to drain them of their power. At each stage of Babidi's ship, they must face a fearsome warrior, each more powerful than the last. There's no room for error! Even the tiniest mistake will enable Babidi to steal their energy for Majin Buu!</desc>
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    <title>Next Up, Goku - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Babidi unleashes his monster, Yakon, to steal the Z Fighters' energy for Majin Buu. The battle at Stage Two is sure to be intense, as Yakon is one of the most fearsome creatures in the universe. But the energy-eating monster may have bitten off more than he can chew by challenging Super Saiyan Goku!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024905 +0000" stop="20261008031318 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle Supreme - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Goku and the others have gone to Babidi?s ship, but at the World Martial Arts Tournament the show must go on! The five remaining competitors enter the ring for an all out Battle Royale! The fists are flying as Number 18, Mighty Mask, and even the reigning champ himself duke it out to decide who will be the next Champion of the World!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031318 +0000" stop="20261008033730 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eighteen Unmasks - S08E06</title>
    <desc>The Battle Royale heats up as Number 18 and Mighty Mask take their fight to the skies! Even though Number 18 gives it everything she's got, she can't seem to put a dent in her mysterious masked opponent. But she may just find the edge she needs to win, when Mighty Mask goes...Super Saiyan?!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033730 +0000" stop="20261008040143 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay to Win - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The final bout of the World Martial Arts Tournament continues, when Android 18 throws the defending champ for a loop by offering to throw the fight! Meanwhile, another battle is about to begin. Babidi has selected his warrior to fight at Stage 3: Dabura, King of the Demon World!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040143 +0000" stop="20261008042555 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of a Villain - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The intense battle between Gohan and Dabura rages on! But just as the Stage 3 clash reaches a heated peak, Dabura stops the fight! Why has the evil giant conceded, and what is the great discovery that he claims to have made?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042555 +0000" stop="20261008045008 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Prince Returns - S08E09</title>
    <desc>In an all out assault against Vegeta, Babidi uses his power to undo the unsuspecting Prince from within. Vegeta is stripped of his good qualities by the wicked wizard, and becomes the heartless warrior that he once was. Vegeta's first senseless act under his new master is attacking Goku!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045008 +0000" stop="20261008051420 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegeta's Pride - S08E10</title>
    <desc>The possessed Vegeta gives Goku an ultimatum: fight with him, or watch him annihilate more innocent lives! Goku vows to settle the score between them once and for all, but the Supreme Kai steps between the Saiyans with a bold declaration. To fight Vegeta, Goku will have to destroy the Supreme Kai first!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051420 +0000" stop="20261008053833 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Awaited Fight - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Super Saiyan powers collide! The long awaited battle between Goku and Vegeta has begun! With Babidi's magic enhancing his already incredible strength, Vegeta matches Goku move for move. But every blow the Saiyan Prince lands is a boost for Majin Buu!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053833 +0000" stop="20261008060245 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Ball of Buu - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Gohan and the Supreme Kai confront Babidi in the depths of his space ship. With the fight between Goku and Vegeta supplying vast quantities of energy for Majin Buu, there's not a moment to lose! Can Gohan muster up the strength to stop the evil wizard before it's too late?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060245 +0000" stop="20261008062658 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buu is Hatched! - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Drawing on the immense energy lost in Goku and Vegeta's fight, the seal encasing Buu is finally broken. Scared of reliving the horror he witnessed centuries ago, the Supreme Kai insists on retreat. But Gohan refuses, launching an incredible series of energy attacks. And when the shell opens, nothing is inside! Gohan, however, knows it's no time to celebrate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062658 +0000" stop="20261008065111 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Losses Begin - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Majin Buu is revived! But something is amiss. With his big pink belly and infantile behavior, Buu doesn't fit the bill of a galaxy destroyer. That is, until Dabura taunts him and is hurled into a distant cliff with a single blow! Gohan senses a limitless power. The Supreme Kai insists this is the end. And Buu has found two more victims!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065111 +0000" stop="20261008071523 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Terror of Mr. Buu - S08E15</title>
    <desc>With Gohan crashed and struggling to move, the Supreme Kai must use his unique fighting powers to keep Buu at bay, or else lose his life! One mile away, young Goten and Trunks land on the rocky cliffs and stumble onto Piccolo - still frozen in stone - and accidentally shatter him into pieces! And there's more! The King of Demons returns!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071523 +0000" stop="20261008073936 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meal Time - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Free from the grip of Babidi, Vegeta decides to seek his revenge by destroying the monster Majin Buu. Assuming Gohan was a victim of the voracious villain, the head strong Super Saiyan goes ballistic. But does Vegeta have the power to bring down the beast Majin Buu?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000203 +0000" stop="20261008002537 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theater Thug - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Josh gets a part on a TV crime show where he plays the infamous "Theater Thug." Following his TV debut he becomes a public enemy as a case of mistaken identity gets out of hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002537 +0000" stop="20261008004919 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demonator - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A new roller coaster is coming out called, the Demonator. Drake and Josh want to be there the first day it opens. But when they get in line, their wild adventure starts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004919 +0000" stop="20261008011255 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Invasion - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh decide to turn the tables and prank little Megan. She actually believes that aliens are coming down to Earth and they are going to kidnap her. But at the end, Drake and Josh find that this may not go as they hoped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011255 +0000" stop="20261008013629 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Phyllis Show - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh go on the Dr. Phyliss Show and relive some of their most outlandish moments. Some will jab at your funny bone, while others will tug on your heart strings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013629 +0000" stop="20261008020009 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Josh Runs Into Oprah - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Josh is jazzed at the prospect of meeting his TV idol when Drake gets tickets to “Oprah” for his birthday, but delight turns to dismay in the studio parking lot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020009 +0000" stop="20261008022350 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vicious Tiberius - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Hayfer needs a house sitter for the weekend and it's the boys to the rescue, but all doesn't go according to plan when they meet Tiberius, a vicious dog with an appetite for… Drake and Josh?! Walter is exercising for the mile run against another weather man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022350 +0000" stop="20261008024730 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh are on their way to a family wedding in their car. Unexpectedly and in the middle of nowhere, the car breaks down. This wouldn't be much of a problem, if it weren't for the fact that they're the ones bringing the cake to the reception.</desc>
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    <title>Mindy Loves Josh - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Who's Got Game? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Drake teases Josh that he can't get girls. So, Drake and Josh make a bet to see how many girls each of them can date in just one week. The rules are, every date must last at least one hour, you can't date someone you already know, and you can't date the same person twice.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Doheny - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh meet, "The Great Doheny", and find out that he relies on his new friends a little too much because he has lost everything including his career. In an attempt to get his career back for him, Drake and Josh find themselves in a tough situation.</desc>
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    <title>I Love Sushi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh enter a "Pump My Room" contest to try and redecorate the living room as an anniversary gift for their parents. When they come back to the house they realize that everything is gone. To get the furniture and everything else back, Drake and Josh get a job at a sushi factory, but come home to see that everything is back.</desc>
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    <title>The Storm - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The whole gang has gathered at Drake and Josh's house before Drake's big concert, but thanks to Walter's poor weather predictions they end up stuck in the house due to severe rain. Sure, it's raining outside, but the real storm for Drake to weather is when his new girlfriend meets his exes.</desc>
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    <title>My Dinner With Bobo - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The boys are tired of sharing a ride and get money to buy a car, but all goes bananas when Drake buys an orangutan named Bobo instead. Soon they think they can make some money off their new friend, but things get hairy when they find out the man who purchased him may be an evil Doctor with unique.</desc>
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    <title>Tree House - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Drake, Josh, and Megan must rebuild a tree house that they accidentally destroyed</desc>
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    <title>Josh Is Done - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Drake has taken advantage of Josh for the last time and Josh decides that he is done dealing with Drake. Drake says he's fine with this, but when Josh's life improves and Drake's goes down the drain this rocker begins crooning a different tune.</desc>
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    <title>Eric Punches Drake - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After accidentally punching Drake in school, Eric becomes very popular. Meanwhile, Josh thinks that Mindy has a new boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Megan's Revenge - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh accidentally kill Megan's hamster and they think she is planning revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Steered Straight - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After the boys get in trouble for using Fake ID's Audrey and Walter fear they will fall to a life of crime and sign them up for a “Steered Straight” program, but things start skidding out-of-control when a real criminal befriends them.</desc>
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    <title>Megan's First Kiss - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Megan's been extremely secretive and Drake and Josh investigate to find out what she's up to. The clues lead to a new boyfriend and all seems wonderful until they find out Megan's new beau may be trouble.</desc>
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    <title>The Battle of Panthatar - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The most popular kid in school is throwing what may be the greatest sixteenth party ever, but Drake and Josh may be having cake for two after they get banned from the party.</desc>
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    <title>Pit Perfect - S08E08</title>
    <desc>When Duck Commander sponsors a NASCAR race, Jase and the guys get themselves in the mood by attempting to work as a pit crew. Meanwhile, Willie and Korie challenge John Luke and his fiancée Mary Kate to a doubles tennis match.</desc>
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    <title>John Luke Gets Hitched - S08E09</title>
    <desc>In this very special wedding episode, John Luke Robertson is getting married to his fiancée Mary Kate, and our cameras are with him every step of the way. From wedding planning and dress shopping, to the rehearsal dinner and the big wedding day, it's a joyous time for the Robertson family as guests from all over the world come to bear witness on this momentous occasion.</desc>
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    <title>Inlawful Entry - S09E01</title>
    <desc>When Missy's parents visit, her father convinces Jase to take him on a quail hunt. But while their “bonding hunt” yields very few quail, it does bring them closer together as friends. Meanwhile, Willie helps John Luke start his own snow cone business, but in order to make a profit, they'll have to overcome some growing pains.</desc>
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    <title>Flock and Key - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Si recruits his nephews to help him transport a storage container to his backyard, but things take a turn when Jep becomes locked inside the box. Meanwhile, Jase helps Mia prepare for her cheerleading competition, but the only problem is he has no idea what he's doing.</desc>
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    <title>Ball in the Family - S09E03</title>
    <desc>When Willie's old rival Phillip McMillan challenges him to a game of dodgeball, Willie recruits his family members to settle a score once and for all. Meanwhile, Si thinks his cat is cheating on him with another family, so he recruits Ms. Kay and Mountain Man to help find out.</desc>
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    <title>Drone Survivor - S09E04</title>
    <desc>When Jase and Phil make a bet about whether or not human beings in a duck blind are visible from the air, Jep buys a drone copter to get a “bird's eye” view, but ends up losing it in the process. Meanwhile, Willie brings Si to the chiropractor for an overdue spinal adjustment.</desc>
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    <title>Alan in Charge - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jase and the guys convince Willie to hire his older brother Alan to work at Duck Commander, but when Alan begins micromanaging everyone, they quickly change their mind. Meanwhile, the ladies take a self-defense class and use John Luke as a punching bag.</desc>
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    <title>Renaissance Men - S09E06</title>
    <desc>When the Robertsons throw a Renaissance Fair birthday party for Godwin, various family members compete in a tournament to win knighthood. Meanwhile, Jep and Jessica visit a local falconer in hopes of obtaining a bird of prey for Godwin's party.</desc>
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    <title>Heroes Welcome - S09E07</title>
    <desc>In this special episode, the Duck Commander team surprises two wounded veterans with a trip to Monroe so they can meet the Duckmen. To show their support, the Robertson family stages a “color run” to bring awareness to our wounded soldiers.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pie Hard - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Willie and Alan agree to help Ms. Kay open her own bakery, but things take a turn when it Kay is asked to hand over her secret recipes. Meanwhile, the guys in the duck call room take an extended lunch break by driving to Mississippi for fried green tomato sandwiches.</desc>
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    <title>Van He'llsing - S09E09</title>
    <desc>When Missy and Jase's son Reed purchases an old van to boost his music career, his parents begin to question some of his choices. Meanwhile, Willie helps Jep prepare River for a competitive wrestling league by introducing him to his friend, wrestling legend Kurt Angle.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Toad to Perdition - S09E10</title>
    <desc>When Willie and his brothers spend too much time frog hunting, their wives challenge them to a “frogging” competition as a way of spending quality time together. Meanwhile, John Luke and Mary Kate pack up for college, only to be interrupted by Si and Ms. Kay.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>RV There Yet? - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The Robertson family takes a road trip to Liberty University where they will drop off John Luke and Mary Kate for their first year of college. Along the way, they stop in Nashville to visit Willie's friend Colt Ford. Meanwhile, back in Monroe, River wants to make his own ninja movie and the family all play a part.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Willie &amp; Korie's Anniversorry - S10E01</title>
    <desc>The Robertson family throws a party for Willie &amp; Korie's 25th anniversary, but things take a dramatic turn when Willie and Korie reveal a big secret. Meanwhile, when Jase blames Uncle Si for getting him a parking ticket, they end up bringing the matter before a judge in court.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054448 +0000" stop="20261008060524 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Statue of Imitations - S10E02</title>
    <desc>When Willie asks a local chainsaw artist to make him a statue, he gets a big surprise when it's revealed that the statue is of an unlikely subject -- Willie himself. Meanwhile, Jep and Jessica attempt to help Kay with her hoarding by selling some of her items online, but things take a turn when Kay begins buying more stuff than she sells.</desc>
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    <title>A Decent Proposal - S10E03</title>
    <desc>On a trip to New York, Jase's son Reed proposes to his girlfriend, which inspires his father to fan the flames of romance back home with Missy. Meanwhile, when Sadie asks Willie to be a guest lecturer at her business class, things get derailed when Uncle Si tags along and uses it as an opportunity to promote his new invention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062532 +0000" stop="20261008064541 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Pest - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The tables are turned when the HOA comes to Jase for help to rid the neighborhood of a menacing beaver. Little Will has just gotten his learner's permit, and Willie and Si argue over which of them is the better driving instructor.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Wild West Monroe - S10E05</title>
    <desc>When Jase and Jep get into an argument over which of them is the rightful heir to their grandfather's old rifle, they decide to settle the argument with a marksmanship contest. Meanwhile, Willie and Korie help Rebecca prepare for her trip to Taiwan with her new fiancée by rehearsing the customary Taiwanese engagement ceremony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070621 +0000" stop="20261008072631 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half in the Bag - S10E06</title>
    <desc>After Si has started moonlighting as a grocery bagger, the guys show up at the store and their teasing inadvertently causes Si to lose his job and his chance to enter a local bagging competition. To make up for it, they create their own competition to help Si get his job back. Meanwhile, Korie bribes Willie to get some necessary dental work done.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Flood - S10E07</title>
    <desc>When a large storm hits Monroe, most of the adults head to Phil and Kay's to help protect their house from flooding while Jess, Sadie, Rebecca and Cole babysit the kids. Meanwhile, Jep, Si, Martin and Godwin try to protect the Duck Commander inventory from a leaking warehouse roof.</desc>
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    <title>Magica's Magic Mirror / Take Me Out of the Ballgame - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Magica uses a pair of magic mirrors to try to get Scrooge's Number One Dime.

Duckworth coaches the Junior Woodchucks in a baseball game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004133 +0000" stop="20261008010421 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck to the Future - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Magica sends Scrooge into the future, where she has stolen his Number One Dime and taken over his company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010421 +0000" stop="20261008012707 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Duck - S01E53</title>
    <desc>While accompanying Scrooge in his search for silver, Mrs. Beakley encounters a Tarzan-like character who used to be a boy she helped raise as a nanny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012707 +0000" stop="20261008014955 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Launchpad's First Crash - S01E54</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and Launchpad reminisce on how they first met.</desc>
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    <title>Dime Enough for Luck - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Magica tricks Gladstone Gander into stealing the Number One Dime for her, and as a result, he is then cursed with bad luck.</desc>
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    <title>Duck in the Iron Mask - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and the boys take a trip to visit an old friend of his, Count Roy. However, unknown to Scrooge, Roy's evil twin Ray rules Roy's kingdom with an iron fist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023534 +0000" stop="20261008025822 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uncrashable Hindentanic - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Scrooge makes a bet with Glomgold that he can make money off a blimp called the Hindentanic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025822 +0000" stop="20261008032111 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Status Seekers - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Seeking respect from other members of Duckburg's elite, Scrooge hunts down a mask he gave away</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032111 +0000" stop="20261008034359 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing to Fear - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Scrooge, the nephews, Doofus, and Duckworth are intimidated by a cloud that generates their worst fears, conjured by Magica.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Jekyll &amp; Mr. McDuck - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Scrooge becomes a victim of a potion that causes him to be obsessive with giving money away. It is up to his nephews to find an antidote before he stays a big spender forever.</desc>
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    <title>Once Upon a Dime - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Scrooge tells the story of how his Number One Dime got his fortune started.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042938 +0000" stop="20261008045228 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies in Their Eyes - S01E62</title>
    <desc>A hypnotist brainwashes Donald into giving her a remote control device for a submarine that's Scrooge's companies built for the navy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045228 +0000" stop="20261008051517 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Ducks on Deck - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Donald makes up a story about being a hero to the nephews. They stow away in the Navy and try to make him a hero. Meanwhile, The Phantom Blot has a spy infiltrating the Navy while he has Scrooge McDuck and Launchpad McQuack as prisoners on Cat Island after they go to investigate Scrooge's fishing fleet there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051517 +0000" stop="20261008053808 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ducky Horror Picture Show - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Scrooge finances a meeting house, which is then used by a group of horror movie-based monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053808 +0000" stop="20261008060056 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Till Nephews Do Us Part - S01E65</title>
    <desc>Scrooge is romanced by a billionairess named Millionara Vanderbucks, but as the nephews and Webby find out, she only wants his money.</desc>
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    <title>Time is Money (1) - Marking Time - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Scrooge buys one of Glomgold's islands, wherein houses a diamond mine. Upon finding out, Glomgold has the diamond mine blown away from the island. Scrooge, Launchpad, and the nephews then go back in time to try to prevent the explosion, but end up going 1 million years back, where they meet Bubba the Caveduck and his pet Triceratops, Tootsie.</desc>
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    <title>Time is Money (2) - The Duck Who Would Be King - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In their attempt to go back to the present, Scrooge, Launchpad, the nephews, and Bubba &amp; Tootsie crash-land in an ancient kingdom terrorized by a tyrant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064554 +0000" stop="20261008070823 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time is Money (3) - Bubba Trubba - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Upon their return to the present, Scrooge blames all his financial troubles on Bubba, all the while the Beagle Boys try to capture him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070823 +0000" stop="20261008073052 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time is Money (4) - Ducks on the Lam - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After the Beagle Boys kick them out of the Money Bin, Scrooge and Bubba have a series of troubles that land them in jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073052 +0000" stop="20261008075321 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time is Money (5) - Ali Bubba's Cave - S02E05</title>
    <desc>As Scrooge, the nephews, and Launchpad try to find a way to pay Glomgold for the aforementioned island, Bubba &amp; Tootsie, having now returned to the past, feel lonely and try to return to the present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004833 +0000" stop="20261008013745 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deputy Dukes - S01E10</title>
    <desc>There ought to be a law.  Instead, there's Bo and Luke.  They've been deputized and sent to Springfield to retrieve a prisoner.  One detail the boys aren't told: the prisoner is notorious Public Enemy #1!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013745 +0000" stop="20261008022655 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money to Burn - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The government was going to burn the cash anyway, so who'd miss a cool million in ragged bills?  Besides, Boss Hogg has masterminded his scheme so that Bo and Luke are the fall guys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022655 +0000" stop="20261008031603 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Route 7-11 - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The rig is rigged!  Bo and Luke become drivers of an 18-wheeler, not knowing that the trailer is a rolling gambling casino and that its games aren't on the level.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031603 +0000" stop="20261008040436 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Sting - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A fine mess they've gotten into this time!  After a health quarantine confines the Duke men and the police to the jailhouse, only Daisy is left to pursue bank robbers who disguise themselves as Laurel and Hardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040436 +0000" stop="20261008045347 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Shine and Roses - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After seeing an old film of when Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse were in the Ridge runners Association running moonshine, An argument of who was the better moonshiner around causes Boss and Jesse to declare a grudge race to determine who is the best. Boss Hogg however, doesn't believe in fair play and must win no matter what.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045347 +0000" stop="20261008054300 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Fever - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A group of Texas con artists bring $3 million in fake gold bars to Hazzard and store it in Boss' bank. But Bo and Luke are framed for the robbery of the gold committed by the con artists to collect insurance from Boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054300 +0000" stop="20261008063139 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rustlers - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bo and Luke visit the Tolliver farm and discover that their horse can run very fast. Rosco also sees it too and when he notifies Boss Hogg, He schemes to steal the horse to race in the Mrs. J.D. Hogg's stake race and pin it on the Dukes. But a group of crooked horse ranchers have their own plans to steal the horse from Boss Hogg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063139 +0000" stop="20261008072020 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meeting - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg rents the Hazzard jail out for $10,000 to an old friend, Black Jack Bender and a group of syndicate kingpins where the hold a conspiracy meeting. When Bo and Luke find a lot of artillery in their cars, they get suspicious and investigate and find them out. But they must get to a phone and call the FBI before they get to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000555 +0000" stop="20261008002739 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dungeon at the Heart of Dawn - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Eric and Bobby retrieve a box for Dungeon Master.  Despite the fact that they were under strict orders not to open it, Eric gets curious.  Just as he pulls the pin from the lock, Dungeon Master appears and warns Eric to place the pin back in place before it's too late.  But Eric is taken by surprise when a force blows the top of the box off and releases He Whose Name Cannot Be Spoken.  He is Venger's master, pure evil, and a powerful entity.  The Realm is covered in darkness and a whirlwind envelopes the land.  Dungeon Master then instructs the kids to flee on foot, and he joins them.  When Eric demands to know why he should follow any further, Dungeon Master simply informs him: We are running, Cavalier, for our very lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002739 +0000" stop="20261008004922 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Time Lost - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Venger's got a new idea for eliminating his annoying young enemies, and pulls both a futuristic plane and a WWII Nazi fighter pilot into the Realm using his Crystal of Chronos. Venger intends to send Josef Mueller, the pilot, back to Earth to win the war for Germany, but after meeting the kids, Josef has other plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004922 +0000" stop="20261008011106 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odyssey of the Twelfth Talisman - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A lonely but smart orphan, Lorne, finds a lost amulet that leads him into big trouble.  He and Eric become fast friends through the usual exchange of insults and bad-mouthing, and the gang teams up with him on their search for the Stone of Astra.  But the wizard Korlok also seeks the Stone, and is close on their tail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011106 +0000" stop="20261008013249 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citadel of Shadow - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After getting yelled at by Eric for botching up a thieving job, Sheila is anxious to prove her worth by befriending Karena, a young woman who is more than she appears to be. Soon the gang finds themselves caught in the middle of a very bitter family feud when they realize Karena is related to none other than...Venger!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013249 +0000" stop="20261008015432 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cave of the Fairie Dragons - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tasmira, queen of the Faerie Dragons, is held prisoner by the greedy King Varen, an evil warlord who desires their treasure.  Aided by the sassy little dragon Amber, the gang must free her and help her people find a new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015432 +0000" stop="20261008021611 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winds of Darkness - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Darkling, a skeletal creature of darkness, kidnaps Hank.  The kids have to convince the kindly Martha to help rescue their leader, before the Darkling claims his final victim and his Winds of Darkness destroy all light in the Realm.  But Martha has been hurt by the creature one too many times and wants nothing to do with their quest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021611 +0000" stop="20261008023803 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of No Tomorrow - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dungeon Master sends the children northward to the town of Helix to attend a local dragon-banishment celebration. On the way they meet Merlin in his magnificent sky castle. The wizard offers to make Presto his apprentice, only if the young mage chooses to leave his friends and stay there for the rest of his life. But is Merlin's once-in-a-lifetime offer all that it appears?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023803 +0000" stop="20261008025943 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye of the Beholder - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The children come across a knight named Sir John, who helps save them when they are being chased by a giant scorpion.  When Dungeon Master sends them to battle a beholder in a distant valley, the children decide the knight is the perfect person to accompany them.  The only problem is Sir John, in reality, is an utter coward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025943 +0000" stop="20261008032134 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hall of Bones - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The magical weapons the children use run out of power on them.  Dungeon Master tells them they can recharge the weapons at the Hall of Bones.  Venger learns of the children's difficulties and decides to intervene to see to his own interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032134 +0000" stop="20261008034315 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valley of the Unicorns - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids come to the aid of a unicorn named Silvermane, the leader of the last unicorn herd, who under attack by wolves.  But when their attention is diverted, an old wizard named Kelek kidnaps Uni.  The kids seek out the evil man, who is trying to steal all the horns from unicorns to harness the teleportation powers they possess.  But they find themselves too late to save Uni, who is now weak and hornless.  The kids free all the de-horned unicorns and ask to be taken to the Valley of the Unicorns so they can protect the remaining three from the Kelek.  But little do they know that they are leading someone else into the valley with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034315 +0000" stop="20261008040509 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Search of the Dungeon Master - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While taking a lesuirely ride through the forest, Dungeon Master is attacked by a Warduke, a bounty hunter who possesses a sword that covers that which it is struck against with ice.  He strikes the side of the tree Dungeon Master is perched on, trapping Dungeon Master in a block of ice.  When the kids are made aware of Dungeon Master's capture, they set out to rescue him before Venger can claim him first.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040509 +0000" stop="20261008042703 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and the Bogbeast - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The kids must seek out the river that rains upside down.  Once a year the river reverses it's course and rains upwards for 60 seconds.  And those who are in it can go whereever they desire.  Dungeon Master warns the kids that they 'must never touch the beauty that brings the beast,' but Eric picks a flower later in their quest that turns him into a bogbeast.  He then finds out that if he cannot undo the spell, he'll be stuck that way forever.  So the kids are now stuck in a dilemma, find their 
way home, or find a cure for Eric.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042703 +0000" stop="20261008044846 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prison Without Walls - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The kids are sent to a valley where a village of gnomes reside.  However, the gnomes are enslaved by Venger to mine the mystic gems out of the walls of the valley.  When the kids attempt to free the people, they are informed that the residents cannot be free until Lukion, the gnome spellbinder, lifts the spell upon the valley.  The kids then set out for the Swamp of Sorrow to find Lukion, and free the prisoner trapped in a prison without walls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044846 +0000" stop="20261008051027 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Servant of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's Bobby's birthday, but Venger's lizardmen crash his party and kidnap his companions.  Now, aided only by Uni and Dungeon Master's magical amulet, Bobby must befriend the reluctant giant Karox and free his friends from Venger's Prison of Agony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051027 +0000" stop="20261008053206 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quest of the Skeleton Warrior - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Venger's enslaved skeleton warrior, Dekion, reports that he has found the Circle of Power, but it is held in the Lost Tower of the Celestial Knights.  Only those with the pure of heart and could be a celestial knight themselves could enter the tower and survive it's test of courage.  Even though Dekion was once a celestial knight, because he is under Venger's power, he cannot enter.  But Venger has a few tricks up his sleeve.  Meanwhile, the kids are told to go to the Lost Tower of the Celestial Knights in order to find their new way of getting home.  When they meet Dekion they are cautious, but when he informs them that he is a victom of an evil wizards spell they agree to help him.  But once inside the tower, the kids start seeing illusions that test their courage, and they all start to fall victom to their fears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053206 +0000" stop="20261008055348 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garden of Zinn - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The kids are starving, and unable to catch any food.  Even fishing results in catching a hydra, prompting the kids to defend themselves.  But Bobby is poisoned by it's bite and the kids seek Dungeon Master's aid.  Alas, they require a natural treatment: The Foot of a Yellow Dragon.  One can be found North in the Garden of Queen Zinn.  Along the way, they meet a strange creature named Solars, who allows the group to leave the ailing Bobby with him so they don't risk further injury.  But the group is in for a surprise when they meet the servant of Queen Zinn and his trickery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055348 +0000" stop="20261008061530 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Box - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A sudden earthquake splits the ground the kids walk on and Hank falls in.  When the kids come to his aid, they find a box.  The Dungeon Master informs them that it is Zandora's Box, a magical device that contains good or bad things, depending on where it is opened.  He also informs them that the box is the key to them getting home.  They must first free Zandora, who can be released from her current place of captivity by placing the box in the shadow of the skull on Skull Mountain at exactly noon.  Once free, Zandora can tell the kids where to place the box to allow them to return home.  But when Venger becomes wise to their plans, he isn't going to let them succeed in any of their plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061530 +0000" stop="20261008063711 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Children - S01E12</title>
    <desc>While searching for a mysterious ship that will take them home, the kids team up with another gang of lost children to save their elder, Alfour, held prisoner in Venger's castle along with the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063711 +0000" stop="20261008065854 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P-R-E-S-T-O Spells Disaster - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Presto bungles yet another spell, and he and Uni must face enormous danger to rescue both their friends and the last of the Golden Dragons from the infamous Brooklyn Giant and his slimey pet Willy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065854 +0000" stop="20261008072007 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The children meet a girl who has been swept into the Realm, as they have, on a rollercoaster car.  The girl, Terri, has the ability to dream the future.  Together they set out to find the portal home that is hidden at the end of Venger's Maze of Darkness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072007 +0000" stop="20261008074148 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of Tardos - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dungeon Master sends the Young Ones to the walled city of Tardos Keep to save Queen Solinara and her people from Venger's besigement. But the evil wizard has a wicked surprise for the kids--Demodragon, a two-headed fire and ice spitting monster capable of trashing the entire Realm. Will they learn what the fabled treasure of Tardos Keep is before the out-of-control Demodragon destroys their chance to get home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002217 +0000" stop="20261008004656 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Before Seen - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mikado runs away with Mika and shelters her into his apartment. However, in the following day, he is approached by Celty and Izaya, and after telling her secret to him, Celty convinces Mikado to help her find Mika. Unfortunately, Mikado is cornered by some Yagiri Pharmacy workers who question him on Mika's whereabouts. In order to save Mika, Mikado reveals to Izaya and Celty his secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004656 +0000" stop="20261008011127 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm and Stress - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mikado phones Namie proposing a deal, Namie attends with some followers around. Mikado claims he has Mika and demands the "truth" behind what she has done to Mika, she does (unknown to the viewer) while Kadota brings Mika to Celty at the roof of a building nearby Mikado and Namie. Mikado disguisted by the truth asks Namie to turn herself in, she thinking of Mikado's thoughts as nonsense orders her henchmen to move, however Mikado revealing himself as the leader of the Dollars sends massive-multiple email through his cell phone which is in fact sent towards the large mass of people of Ikebukuro who are in fact members of Dollars, ordered to only stare Namie and her workers. It is revealed that Mikado created the Dollars in hopes to create a rumor which would spread, however his plans were brought down when people calling himself Dollars were doing evil. In desperation Mikado left messages about Dollars being a group to do good, which in fact worked. Just as Namie and her followers are desperate, Celty with a high resolution over her existance caring little if she is seen as a monster, decides to attack the Yagiri workers defeating them, although revealing herself as "headless" causing panic among the people. Just as this happens Seiji in an enranged behaviour decides to attack Mikado knowing he knows where "Celty" is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011127 +0000" stop="20261008013559 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yin and Yang - S01E12</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that Harima Mika is actually alive, and that Celty's head is being held by Yagiri Pharmacy. Shinra had known about it, and kept the secret from Celty for the fear of losing her because of her head's will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013559 +0000" stop="20261008020031 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takes A Sudden Turn - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Six months had passed since the Dollars meeting at Ikebukuro. Since then, the police starts chasing Celty tirelessly through the city, leaded by Kinnosuke Kuzuhara, a reckless police biker specially assigned to aprehend her. After losing their tail, Celty is asked by Shinra to pick his father Shingen who just arrived at Japan. Meanwhile, another urban legend, the mysterious assailant known as "The Slasher" is attracting the media's attention as his/her identity is a mystery, and just when Anri was being bullied by the same girls who harassed her before, The Slasher appears and cuts them down before her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020031 +0000" stop="20261008022509 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turmoil Reigns - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Anri and several others are attacked by the slasher. Each night someone is attacked, someone called Sinsong appears on the web, writing mysterious messages. "Today. Cut. Did Cut. More. Stronger. Love. Wish. Wish. Is. Want." Mikado is bothered by the rumors that the Slasher attacks are being perpetrated by the Dollars, and asks Celty for help. Celty eventually learns from Shinra that his father Shingen previously acquired a sword called Saika to separate the link between Celty's head from her body, and later had the weapon sold to a second-hand antique dealer. Shizuo offers to help Celty take care of the slasher when she goes out to search for the culprit. As Anri goes back home after parting ways with Mikado and Kida, she ends up at the place where she was spared by the slasher days ago. The slasher comes up behind her and prepares to strike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022509 +0000" stop="20261008024941 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Like a Fox - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A journalist named Shuji Niekawa is beaten up by Shizuo six months ago while trying to research who is the strongest person in Ikebukuro. As he goes around interviewing Simon, Izaya and Celty, Niekawa narrates his feelings on his latest work and the regret of not able to bond with his distant daughter, Haruna. After heading back home from a long day of work, Niekawa is attacked by the slasher who stabs him with a kitchen knife. After he survives the attack with no memory of the incident and awakes in hospital, Niekawa is possessed by the slasher spirit and directed to look for Anri, who was heading back home in episode 14. As he attempts to attack, Kyohei and his gang knock Niekawa down and rescue Anri. However, Niekawa gets back up to attack a second time but is knocked down by Celty on her bike with Shizuo in tow. Upon seeing Shizuo, the demonic spirit in Niekawa professes its love for him. Shizuo is enraged on hearing the slasher's confession and rips out a car door to bludgeon Niekawa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024941 +0000" stop="20261008031412 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutual Love - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Just as Shizou defeats Shuji, Celty takes the knife he drops and shows it to Shinra claiming that it could be Saika. Haruna Niekawa the daughter of Shuji comes to visit Anri to discuss about Nasujima, the teacher who harrases Anri. Shinra and Celty discussing about Saika, discover that Saika loves humans so much that it demonstrates her love via actions manipulating her host. They also find out multiple Saikas in the chat room as they find out that Saika slashes humans just as it leaves her "children" to manipulate multiple hosts. Celty decides to go for Shizou who went to fight Izaya who could be a target of Saika, not much later a multitude of hosts get around Shizou claiming they "love" his power. Shizou now liking his own power for the first time decides to fight back. While Nasujima is being chased by a possessed Haruna, Anri is attacked by multiple Saika-hosts. Haruna then is able to corner Nasujima, however Anri asks her to stop slashing people, just as Haruna attacks Anri, she is left unharmed as Anri reveals she is in fact, the wielder of the true Saika.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031412 +0000" stop="20261008033829 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Changes - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Sonohara pokes Niekawa with Saika, and shows her a flashback of how she became its wielder. Sonohara's father was an antiquities dealer, and constantly beat up her and her family. Her mother then got possessed by Saika, killed her father, and committed suicide. Sonohara then grabs the cursed blade, and becomes its wielder. Meanwhile, Shizuo beats up Niekawa's "Saika children," flashing back to his past. Sonohara then assimilates Niekawa's Saika, and as a result takes control of all of the Saikas in Ikebukuro. Sonohara apologizes to Celty for attacking her back in Episode 5. Mikado later visits Sonohara at the hospital, and after realizing she has met the "unusual people," warns her to stay away from the non-normal. As a result of Niekawa's assimilation, Sonohara has gained her and all of the Saika's memories; she suspects that Izaya is up to something. Mikado is later shown contacting members of the Dollars, but it is unknown for what reason. The episode concludes, as Izaya's plot deepens further; he is revealed to be behind several events in the slasher arc. He has caused a split of the city's population into different "factions;" Saika/Sonohara's army, the Yellow Scarves, and the Dollars; and knows that they will fight amongst each other. Kida, not knowing Anri Sonohara's true nature, retakes his place as the leader of the Yellow Scarves. He suspects the Dollars to be responsible for Sonohara's injuries, and vows revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033829 +0000" stop="20261008040246 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Your Control - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Confusion is starting to descend on the town of Ikebukuro. Izaya grins with an evil smile... everything is going according to plan. Unaware of Izaya's plan, Masaomi is remembering the past in an abandoned building. How he came back here. How a girl named Mikajima Saki still waits for him at the hospital. He remembers the words Izaya once said to him: "You can never run from your past."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040246 +0000" stop="20261008042709 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anarchy - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Anri Sonohara runs away from the Yellow Scarves. She hides in a dark alley and is scared of what will happen if Kida finds out her identity. The scene flashes back to when Anri was fetched out of the hospital by Mikado and Kida. Anri is puzzled over Kida's strange behaviour and worries about causing a gang war over Saika. This prompts her to ask her 'children' in Yellow Scarves who their leader is, not believing it when told it was Kida and decides to investigate. The scene comes back to when Celty sends her a text message and rescues her. As Celty drives away, a Yellow Scarves member throws a metal pipe at Anri, who brings out Saika and slashes it away just in time. Kida comes to the conclusion that Saika is also in Dollars. Meanwhile, Izaya fills Mikado in on the details of the gang war between Yellow Scarves and Blue Square. Kida realizes that he had only fought as the Yellow Scarves's leader for Mikajima Saki, and now his best friend Mikado.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042709 +0000" stop="20261008045126 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New King Will Arise - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Kida Masaomi looks into matters concerning the leader of the Dollars. He confronts Kyohei Kadota, a former Blue Squares member, about who might know something about this. Walker and Erika are there as well and they lecture Kida about forgetting that the blue squares ever existed since they hurt Saki Mikajima, Kida's former lover. They tell Kida to move on with his life and to forget that incident with Saki ever happened. Kadota gives Kida semi-useful information, but it still isn't enough. Anri becomes uneasy around Kida because she now knows that he is the leader of the yellow scarves. Kida goes to Izaya for advice and there, Izaya reveals to Kida that Mikado is the leader of the Dollars. At the recent meeting for Yellow Scarves, Kida orders everyone not to harm the Dollars yet, since there is not enough information to declare war on Dollars. Meanwhile, a member of Dollars who Mikado and Kida had met before is beaten severely in the streets by several Yellow Scarves members, despite Kida's orders. The next day, Kida tells Mikado and Anri that he will be visiting the hospital to see the injured Dollars member, increasing anxiety on Mikado's part.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045126 +0000" stop="20261008051543 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Covered in Fog - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Mikado visits his injured classmate and Dollars member at the hospital instead of Kida since he backed out. His classmate tells him that he is going to quit the Dollars because he believes it is unsafe now. He then asks Mikado if he is part of the Dollars but he hesitates and says no. Mikado begins to worry about the Dollars and how the Yellow Scarves are threatening them. More Dollars members also begin to quit over the website. Celty discusses with Shinra of how Mikado, Sonahara and Kida don't know about each other of who they really are. Sonahara continues to investigate Kida and the Yellow Scarves. She controls some of the members with Saika to further investigate and gather more information. During a Yellow Scarves meeting, one member tells Kida that they have discovered who the invader was the other night and also says that she was rescued by the headless rider and she is the slasher (Sonahara) from how she controlled some of the members. They describe her as a Raira academy student who wears glasses and has big breasts. Kida instantly knows that it is Sonahara and he freaks out, keeping it all to himself. Mikado, still confused even after he had a chat with Yagiri, goes on the Dollars website and reads some of the posts. The members say that they quit and that the leader should do something and one suggests that the Dollars should be more a friendly group and protect Ikebukuro from the Yellow Scarves which Mikado agrees with. In the city, Sonahara is walking home and the Yellow Scarves spot her and they know that she is the invader from her features. While Mikado is still online, he reads a recent post about how someone (Izaya) has spotted a Raira academy girl with glasses and big breasts who has just been taken by the Yellow Scarves. Mikado instantly knows its Sonahara, just like Kida, and he also begins to panic. At the end of the episode, Sonahara is seen being taken away by the Yellow Scarves gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051543 +0000" stop="20261008053959 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Declaration of Disbandment - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Sonohara is being taken away by the Yellow Scarves gang but Mikado asks the Dollars to help her. Izaya sees this too and decides to observe from afar. She escapes with the help of various members of the Dollars (to which she is unaware), but is found again until Kida grabs her hand and secretly helps her escape from them. He then asks her what she wants from all this and accuses her of tricking him while sucking up to Mikado; disgusted by these accusations, Anri slaps him and walks away. Kida then regrets saying those things. Sonohara is once again found by the Yellow Scarves, then saved from them by Shizuo and is then taken to safety in Celty's house. Celty then lets Sonohara live with her for the time being. After an increasing amount of violent attacks by the Yellow Scarves, resulting in severe injuries, Mikado disbands the Dollars (much to the protests of the Dollar members). Meanwhile, Celty decides to bring Mikado to her house to convince him to stop the gang war, and also so that he can tell Sonohara the truth about himself. Kida calls Mikado repeatedly but he refuses to answer the phone calls. At the same time, some Yellow Scarves (Horoda and his gang) shoot Shizuo and falsely claim that Kida Masaomi had ordered them to do so.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053959 +0000" stop="20261008060416 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Complicated and Confused - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Kida learns that he has been marooned by the Yellow Scarves. Celty confronts Mikado and reveals the truth about Kida and Sonohara. Meanwhile, Shizuo knocks on Shinra's door, heavily wounded by the gun shots. Shinra gives him medical treatment while Shizuo swears to kill Kida and the Yellow Scarves for shooting him. Sonohara then runs away, wanting to warn Kida. Kida returns to the Yellow Scarves hideout and learns that the Blue Squares have taken over Yellow Scarves from the inside. He then attempts to kill Horoda now that he has no affiliation to them. Kida is beaten up badly by the Yellow Scarves and puts up a fight until Horoda is about to shoot him, but one of Saika's children in Yellow Scarves knocks away the gun just in time. Sonohara bursts into the hideout, followed by Mikado and Celty on a motorcycle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060416 +0000" stop="20261008062832 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selfless Devotion - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Half of the Blue Squares turned Yellow Scarves members counter attack Horoda as they reveal themselves as Kadota and 30 other of his friends. Kida is then taken to the hospital by Mikado and Anri while Celty chases Horoda who managed to escape the warehouse. While running away with the rest of his main gang, they encounter Shizuo who hurls a big sign post and chops the roof of their car. Celty then stops knowing that they encountered Shizuo but the Ikebukuro police then manage to eventually arrest Horoda and his gang. Kida is put into hospital as Anri confronts Izaya near the hospital, telling him her desire to kill him after he was the one actually behind all of the problems they encountered. Izaya manages to escape Anri, telling her that he isn't weak if he can manage to go up against Shizuo. While Izaya walks home he meets Simon but Simon immediately punches Izaya in the eye and they talk in Russian about what Izaya did. Back in the hospital, Kida wakes up to Saki standing in his room and they confess their love to each other. The next day, Kida and Saki leave Ikebukuro together with Kida giving a note to his school and Mikado and Anri stick together. That night, the Dollars is reborn as Mikado notices that Kida has joined the chat and he is happy that he can manage to stay in touch with his best friend. Kida and Saki are last seen leaving on a train somewhere in the country and Mikado and Anri on the top of their school building saying that Kida will come back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062832 +0000" stop="20261008065239 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven's Vengeance - S00E01</title>
    <desc>A bonus episode taking place between the two halves. Glowing discs are spotted throughout Ikebukuro. Meanwhile, confusion erupts when multiple criminal groups lose track of identical bags simultaneously. Also, Anri is wearing cat ears and a Yukata, Mikado has rabbit ears, and Masaomi is a harlequin. Walker believes that reality has stolen a story he is working on.

This is Episode 12.5 of Season 1.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065239 +0000" stop="20261008071643 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World at Peace - S00E02</title>
    <desc>Yuuhei hosts a show searching for the loveliest couple in Ikebukuro, the winner of which gets to appear in one of his movies. As Mikado and Anri go to the movies together, hoping to clear everything up between them, they are interviewed by Yuuhei. A guy with a knife tries to attack Yuuhei, but he is stopped by Shizuo, who is also being hounded by Izaya's sisters wanting to meet Yuuhei. Shizuo then encounters Izaya, who arranged for the attack, and enters a huge fight with him which escalates throughout Ikebukuro, prompting Celty to move into action. As the fighting escalates, several smaller fights break out, forcing Celty to use her powers to stop everyone. 

This is Episode 25 of Season 1.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071643 +0000" stop="20261008074043 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Half a year has passed. The city of Ikebukuro seemingly remains unchanged, but foreign elements are slipping in, the serial killer known as “Hollywood” being one of them. The fuse to a new series of events begins to smolder!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001117 +0000" stop="20261008005708 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sammy Jo - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Krystle accompanies Daniel to New York for his reunion with Sammy Jo, the child he's never known. While looking through photos Ashley snapped on assignment at a rock concert, Jeff is stunned to spot Fallon among the crowd. Steven's upset to see Luke having dinner with another man. Adam alters vital information on an urgent business wire to make Jeff appear incompetent. Correcting Jeff's 'error' at the last minute, Adam gains points with Blake. Before departing for the Middle East, Daniel extracts a promise from Krystle to take care of Sammy Jo should danger befall him overseas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005708 +0000" stop="20261008014324 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnap - S05E27</title>
    <desc>As Alexis and Amanda emerge from an exclusive bridal salon, a car suddenly screeches to a halt and Amanda is pulled inside. A high-speed chase ensues. As Dex forces the kidnapper's car onto the sidewalk, Amanda breaks free. It is clear that Yuri, the Prince's chief bodyguard, is behind the kidnap plot. Steven requests Luke accompany him to Amanda's wedding. Adam and Claudia profess their love. Dex receives a telegram bearing tragic news. At a Los Angeles police station, a young woman appears who bears a striking resemblance to Fallon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014324 +0000" stop="20261008022959 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heiress - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Dex tells a devastated Krystle that Daniel Reece is dead. Steven is outraged when Sammy Jo decides to fight for custody of her son in court. Amanda and Alexis arrive in Moldavia and are greeted by Prince Michael and his father, King Galen. Jeff proposes marriage to Ashley. Sammy Jo learns that although she's Daniel's beneficiary, her monies will be held in trust with Krystle as executor. Finding former fiancÃ©e Elena in Michael's arms, Amanda tosses her engagement ring at the prince and dashes out. Yuri watches from the shadows as Dex comforts her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022959 +0000" stop="20261008031621 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Wedding - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Elena confesses to Amanda that nothing happened in the bedroom with Prince Michael. Sammy Jo fits her roommate Rita with a blonde wig and has her practice duplicating Krystle's voice. Fallon has chosen a new name and heads for Denver. Dex is kidnapped by Yuri and his gang as Amanda and Michael recite their wedding vows. Dex breaks free from his captors and heads for the chapel, where terrorists have opened fire on the entire wedding party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031621 +0000" stop="20261008040214 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aftermath - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Those surviving the carnage of the bloody wedding massacre are separated and held at the palace in Moldavia to await an uncertain fate. The revolutionaries, Yuri and Warnick, have seized power and announce that King Galen is dead. Krystle, however, imprisoned in a dank dungeon along with Alexis, has seen him alive. The women are told they will not be released without meeting the terrorists' demands. In New York City, Sammy Jo reveals her plan: Rita is to impersonate Krystle in order to have her aunt removed as executrix of her father's will. While reading the newspaper, Fallon, suffering from amnesia, spots a picture of Miles Colby and is unsure why she is drawn to the name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040214 +0000" stop="20261008044849 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Homecoming - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Blake pays $5 million for the release of Krystle and Alexis, and the families return to Denver from Moldavia. Steven delivers a moving eulogy at Luke's funeral. Claudia comforts him and incurs Adam's wrath. Rita's boyfriend Joel, a wheeler-dealer film director, is enthusiastic about Sammy Jo's impersonation plot--and the money to be made. Dominique is stunned to find Alexis is no longer interested in fighting over the Sumatra Timberlands sale. She's preoccupied with worries about Galen in Moldavia. Krystle finds Sammy Jo redecorating Delta Rho Farms and demanding Krystle release more money from her trust. Michael rebuffs Blake's offer to help him begin life anew in Denver. Fallon tells Miles Colby she is suffering from amnesia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044849 +0000" stop="20261008053531 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Californians - S06E03</title>
    <desc>After a twenty-year absence, Blake receives a visit from Jason Colby. Jason proposes the two tycoons build a joint pipeline. Although reluctant to do business with Colby because of his past shady dealings, Blake needs Jason's tankers to move his oil out of China. Jason confides to his sister Constance that he is dying. Jeff is surprised to hear from his aunt Constance, who insists it is urgent he come to California. Psychic Justin Dehner helps in the search for Fallon, who remains in California with Miles. Dex is furious with Alexis's growing obsession with Galen. Michael shuts Amanda out of his life. Gordon Barrett, assistant undersecretary of state, questions Blake about the revolution in Moldavia. In New York, Joel and Sammy Jo convince Rita to undergo plastic surgery to complete her transformation into Krystle's double.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053531 +0000" stop="20261008062220 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Jason imposes a one-week deadline for Blake to decide on the pipeline proposition. Claudia heads to San Francisco to think about her relationship with Adam. Alexis turns to both Blake and Jason for help in rescuing King Galen. While riding with Miles, Fallon is surprised to learn she is an excellent horsewoman. Under the guise of a business trip, Adam tracks down Claudia for a romantic reunion in San Francisco. In Los Angeles, Constance Colby stuns Jeff--and enrages Jason--by awarding her nephew 50% of Colby Enterprises, worth over $500 million. When Krystle makes a surprise visit to Sammy Jo's apartment, Rita, who now appears to be Krystle's double following plastic surgery, hides in the bedroom. Jonathan Lake of the State Department tells Dominique they've met before--when she saved his life in Paris.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062220 +0000" stop="20261008070851 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gown - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alexis learns that Galen is alive and can be rescued if $10 million is smuggled into the Moldavian underground. Tired of competing with the king's ghost, Dex promises to help Alexis complete the mission. Joel and Sammy Jo plan to chloroform Krystle at the Charity Ball and have Rita take her place. Sammy Jo has Krystle's dressmaker duplicate the gown she'll wear that evening. Jeff, now Jason Colby's partner, plans to move to California, where he believes he'll find Fallon. Michael continues to shut Amanda out of his life. In San Francisco, Adam and Claudia are married. Krystle walks in on Rita as she's practicing her imitation. Joel knocks Krystle unconscious and announces that Rita is now the new Mrs. Blake Carrington.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070851 +0000" stop="20261008075432 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Decision - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Searching his memory for details of the moment he spotted Fallon, Jeff recalls a California license plate and realizes she was with Miles. In Moldavia, Dex overpowers his captors and rescues Galen. Disguised as a priest and a nun, Dex and Alexis transport the king out of the country amid a hail of gunfire. Little Blake overhears Rita speaking with Sammy Jo and realizes she is not his aunt Krystle, who remains bound and gagged in the attic at Delta Rho Farms. Dominique orders Garrett from her suite and then places a mysterious call to a girl's finishing school in Switzerland. As an elated Jeff heads for California to find Fallon, she and Miles make love in a roadside motel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001659 +0000" stop="20261008003820 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault and Battery - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jim's suit malfunctions when his "Battery of the Gods" runs out of juice. He must find the Gods and get a new battery before Queen-Slug-For-A-Butt mashes Turlawk into jelly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003820 +0000" stop="20261008005944 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Fish - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The League of Superheroes runs out of sugar, so Jim flies of to La Planeta de Agua to get some. Bob the Killer Goldfish takes advantage of Jim and steals his super suit so he can conquer the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005944 +0000" stop="20261008012106 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conqueror Worm - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A freak accident with a photocopy of Jim's face leads to the creation of Evil Jim. Jim must bust out of prison and stop Evil Jim from destroying the Turlawk shopping mall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012106 +0000" stop="20261008014218 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upholstered Peril - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mysterious purple couches are turning the world's population into mindless zombies. With Peter as a mindless Zombie, Jim enlists the help of boy-genius Grayson to stop this evil plot by Professor Monkey-for-a-Head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014218 +0000" stop="20261008020341 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword of Righteousness - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes a great warrior after finding a magical sword in a vending machine sandwich. Will this help him battle Psy-Crow and his Orb of Quite Remarkable Power?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020341 +0000" stop="20261008022505 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Egg Beater - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally leaves Mrs. Bleveridge's egg beater on a distant planet, so he takes her on a trip across the universe to get back the egg beater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022505 +0000" stop="20261008024628 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trout! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jim must seek the Fur-Bearin' trout and protect him from Queen-Slug-For-A-Butt's fur-powered death machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024628 +0000" stop="20261008030750 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Secret of the Universe - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Evil the Cat releases a beast named "Rosebud" to assist him in destroying the universe. However, Rosebud is a little too mellow to go with Evil's sinister plot, even though he knows "The Great Secret of the Universe."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030750 +0000" stop="20261008032912 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring Me the Head of Earthworm Jim - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Professor Monkey-for-a-Head and Psy-Crow steal Jim's super suit, and Jim uses a weak duplicate to try to get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032912 +0000" stop="20261008035034 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen What's Her Name - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Princess What's-Her-Name finally dethrones the evil Queen and takes her place as the ruler of Insectika. Unfortunately, being a stuck-up debutante is not the Princess' cup of tea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035034 +0000" stop="20261008041154 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Anti-Fish - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bob the Killer Goldfish resurrects the god of all fish to help him conquer the universe. But, this evil pihranna only wants to mangle and devour "The Great Worm Spirit." Jim and Bob form an uneasy alliance to stop the fish from eating the great worm and destroying the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041154 +0000" stop="20261008043315 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origins of Peter Puppy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has put up with Peter's monsterous alter-ego long enough, and seeks to cure him. However, the cure might turn Peter into a plain ol' dumb dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043315 +0000" stop="20261008045437 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Attack - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Evil Jim creates evil opposites of the Princess and Peter, which have some major flaws.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045437 +0000" stop="20261008051557 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darwin's Nightmare - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bob, the Killer Goldfish creates an device that sucks the "evolutionary energy" out of anything that it wraps around. Jim and Peter are made into idiots by it, and remain idiots for a large percentage of the episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051557 +0000" stop="20261008053720 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Exile of Lucy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Psy-Crow is tired of Queen Slug-For-A-Butt giving him orders, and seizes the throne of Insectika. Since Psy-Crow is an even worse ruler, Princess What's-Her-Name, Jim, Peter and Mrs. Bleveredge, must stop Psy-Crow and put the queen back on her evil throne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053720 +0000" stop="20261008055843 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil in Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Evil the Cat and Malice the Dog work together to summon The Fiend Which Dares Not Speak Its Name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055843 +0000" stop="20261008062005 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyper Psy-Crow - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The queen is mighty peeved at Psy-Crow for dethroning her in the last episode, and demands that he destroy Jim once and for all. After gaining superpowers from drinking too much espresso, Hyper Psy-Crow battles with Jim, resulting in the destruction of the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062005 +0000" stop="20261008064128 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peanut of the Apes - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Professor Monkey-For-A-Head is using a special peanut butter formula to turn everyone into a witless monkey. However, Jim is more concerned about how badly his show's ratings are slipping, and tries to get more people to watch through a technology called "Earthworm Interactive."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064128 +0000" stop="20261008070251 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lounge Day's Journey into Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The League of Heroes declares Jim an unfit superhero, and forces Jim and Peter to switch their roles. Meanwhile, Evil the Cat is trying to destroy the Earth with the help of a cursed song and two dime-store lounge singers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070251 +0000" stop="20261008072413 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard of Ooze - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Professor Monkey-for-a-Head builds a doom machine for Queen Slug-for-a-Butt that transports Jim to an alternate universe. The alternate universe has several characters from the regular universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072413 +0000" stop="20261008074536 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Jingle Bell Tolls - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Queen Slug-For-A-Butt tries to enslave mankind by implanting a microchip into Santa Claus' head, brainwashing him into implanting more chips all over the universe. The queen will get a whoopin' coming to her, though, when she learns that Santa is really the Norse god of war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001940 +0000" stop="20261008004841 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 16 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Pro scout Roy McDaniel asks Kenny to take a promising Russian pitching prospect under his wing; Stevie takes stock of Shane's status while negotiating his return to Kenny's entourage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004841 +0000" stop="20261008011732 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 17 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kenny thinks his son, Toby, is cursed, and might be to blame for a recent run of bad luck; and later tries to bond with Shane's puritanical family. Meanwhile, Stevie is racked with guilt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011732 +0000" stop="20261008014615 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 18 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kenny gets surprise visitors, and tries to regain control of the team by throwing the mother of all Fourth of July parties. Meanwhile, Stevie frets over delivering bad news to Maria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014615 +0000" stop="20261008021509 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 19 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Kenny tries a new pitch while attempting to be a better man and more responsible father; Stevie can't shake his feelings of remorse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021509 +0000" stop="20261008024414 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 20 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Kenny hopes to get back on his coach's good side and return to his spot on the pitching staff, but his bumpy ride on the road to redemption continues. Meanwhile, Stevie tries to make things right with Maria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024414 +0000" stop="20261008031245 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 21 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>As Kenny adjusts to the new realities of his life, a twist of fate alters his future with the Mermen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031245 +0000" stop="20261008034221 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 22 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>In the Season 4 premiere, Kenny Powers is now a family man—with his wife, April, two little kids and a home in the suburbs—but a night out with a former teammate and current TV star has him yearning to get back in the limelight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034221 +0000" stop="20261008041155 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 23 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Kenny visits Guy Young to discuss a career change, and tries to convince Stevie to rejoin the Powers team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041155 +0000" stop="20261008044012 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 24 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Kenny takes his family and friends on a trip to the local water park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044012 +0000" stop="20261008050921 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 25 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Kenny follows through on a threat; Stevie finds Kenny a charity to promote during Guy's goodwill dragon boat race; Toby tries to find the courage to feed his new pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050921 +0000" stop="20261008053650 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 26 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>April gets Kenny to agree to undergo couples therapy; Kenny and Stevie plan a new business venture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053650 +0000" stop="20261008060600 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 27 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Kenny is rattled when Guy introduces a wild card to the show; Stevie enlists Maria's help to promote Kenny's side business; April is frustrated with ``Famous Kenny.''</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060600 +0000" stop="20261008063546 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 28 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Kenny's personal life takes a toll on his work; Stevie keeps up appearances in the face of adversity; Kenny learns a valuable Christmas lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063546 +0000" stop="20261008070547 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 29 - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Kenny returns a favor; Stevie offers revisions to Kenny's life story; April considers making a big decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070547 +0000" stop="20261008073534 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Burned out and broke, former big-league pitcher Kenny Powers returns home to North Carolina to teach PE at the local middle school he once attended. Wreaking havoc at school, around town and at the home of his brother Dustin, Kenny settles into his role as the town's loose-cannon agitator, setting his sights on winning back his high-school flame April, now a teacher engaged to the school principal, Terrence Cutler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001006 +0000" stop="20261008003244 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If It Smells Like an Ed - S03E23</title>
    <desc>The Eds' are the ones being blamed for ruining friendship day, and they now must prove they did not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003244 +0000" stop="20261008004412 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Rain on My Ed - S03E24</title>
    <desc>It is "Customer Appreciation Day" at the Candy Store — a chance for the Eds to get free jawbreakers. But they must reach the candy store before it closes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004412 +0000" stop="20261008005529 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Bitten, Twice Ed - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Eddy keeps tweaking a scam and tries to keep business running.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005529 +0000" stop="20261008011813 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ed in the Bush - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Rolf readies The Urban Rangers for their hike into the nearby woods, but it's near dark. Eddy attempts to scare The Urban Rangers to prove they are big phonies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011813 +0000" stop="20261008014110 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See No Ed - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin and the rest of the kids are in the lane when the kids realize they haven't seen the Eds all day. Kevin thinks they are up to something, while the others celebrate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014110 +0000" stop="20261008020403 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is There an Ed in the House? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sarah gets sick, and both Ed and Jimmy try to help her, which strikes a rivalry between them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020403 +0000" stop="20261008022655 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ed Is Born - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Eddy proves to his brother that he is a big shot by making a home movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022655 +0000" stop="20261008024945 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Size Fits Ed - S04E05</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy makes a wish at the Ed's fake wishing well to become a star, the Eds attempt to make Jimmy's wish come true into a sumo wrestling star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024945 +0000" stop="20261008031229 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain in the Ed - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Ed begins to take violin lessons which annoy the heck out of Eddy, he makes several attempts to destroy the violin while Double-D tries to keep Eddy from smashing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031229 +0000" stop="20261008033523 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ed Overboard - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Ed must turn to the Urban Rangers for help after the Kanker Sisters kidnap Ed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033523 +0000" stop="20261008035812 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Those Eds - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the neighborhood competes to be the first to remove a quarter that's stuck to the sidewalk.</desc>
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    <title>They Call Him Mr. Ed - S04E09</title>
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    <title>For the Ed, by the Ed - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Little Ed Blue - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Ed is in a bad mood so Edd and Eddy try to cheer him up.</desc>
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    <desc>The Eds try to use reverse psychology to ward off the Kankers.</desc>
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    <desc>After finding Eddy's wallet, Kevin begins to blackmail Eddy after learning his middle name is "Skipper."</desc>
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    <title>The Good Ol' Ed - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ed, Edd and Eddy reminisce about past exploits when Edd asks them to contribute to his new time capsule.</desc>
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    <desc>Eddy is caught in the middle when Edd and Ed fight over Ed's stinky jacket.</desc>
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    <title>Sorry, Wrong Ed - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Ed, Edd and Eddy run afoul of Rolf's cursed phone.</desc>
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    <title>A Case of Ed - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Ed and Eddy trick Edd into believing he has a terminal illness, while taunting a grounded Kevin.</desc>
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    <title>Run for Your Ed - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The Kanker sisters are combing the cul-de-sac for a missing heirloom when Edd and Eddy discover that it's stuck on Ed's finger.</desc>
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    <desc>When Sarah and Jimmy start a "Rich Club" in Ed's backyard, inviting everyone except the Eds, Eddy tries to prove he has got what it takes to be a member.</desc>
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    <desc>After Eddy creates a scam called Smileyville, which makes Jimmy's bad day worse by scamming him out of his last quarter, Rolf and Jimmy team up to turn the tables on Eddy by pulling his leg and ripping him off.</desc>
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    <title>Stuck in Ed - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After Kevin makes a mint selling his surplus jawbreakers, Eddy tries to con some of it out of him, only to find he is completely tapped for scam ideas. Eddy ends up turning to his old disciple, Jimmy, for an idea.</desc>
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    <title>Postcards from the Ed - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Plank's "parents" come to town, Ed irritates Eddy by offering to show them around the cul-de-sac. But then Eddy gets the idea to take them on his own tour.</desc>
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    <title>Nine Is Too Much - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Tom quits as Nicholas' Little League coach because of pushy parents but becomes a pushy parent himself when Abby takes over the job. Tired of having no privacy, the Bradford children have their own phone line installed.</desc>
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    <title>Here We Go Again - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The family helps Tom prepare for an IRS audit; Abby suspects she may be pregnant and is reluctant to tell Tom.</desc>
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    <title>Cinderella Understudy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Joannie gets accepted into a theater company and her first role is that of a gopher and understudy.When the lead actress quits the play, Joannie has 24 hours to learn her lines and is unaware that Tom will be reviewing the play for the vacationing drama critic.The Bradford children try to make Abby feel guilty about not sharing her car with the family. Nicholas can't get away from a girl who has a crush on him.</desc>
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    <title>Milk and Sympathy - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Nicholas has a crush on his teacher and buys her self-portrait at her yard sale, while the rest of the Bradfords' dream about how they would spend their millions after another painting is discovered underneath, and believed to be worth a fortune. Meanwhile, Tommy's chances with a popular girl are dashed when he contracts trench mouth.</desc>
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    <title>The Flunked and the Funked - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tom is chosen to teach a journalism class at the university and is impressed by one student who is working his way through college. Nicholas and Irving, who are making prank calls, receive their own from David and Tommy. Tom is disappointed when Nancy flunks out of college and decides to find a job, but she doesn't appreciate it when he pulls strings to get her back in. Tom finally helps her get a job interview.</desc>
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    <title>Cops and Toddlers - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Susan struggles to find the right career after she realizes she's not out to be a professional athlete. So she decides to try out to be a cop. Nancy opens a day care center at the Bradford house but soon discovers that's not good with kids. While she fails the written test for the cop job, Susan helps Nancy control the kids, who are running amok, and finds that she likes it enough to go back to school as an education major. Joannie makes David's girlfriend jealous when she practices lines from her new play in David's apartment.</desc>
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    <title>The Hipbone's Connected to the Thighbone - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Susan, Nancy, and Elizabeth teach Tommy to drive; Mary moves out to study for her medical exams.</desc>
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    <title>Fast and Loose - S03E09</title>
    <desc>David starts living dangerously after a close friend dies of a heart attack at a young age. The kids try to help and eventually David cleans up his act. Nicholas tries to help by offering David a kitten from a litter of a stray cat he has taken on. He soon discovers that the cat is pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>War Between the Bradfords - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The male Bradfords refuse to attend a speech that Abby was selected to give. War erupts between the Bradfords' men and woman when the woman feel they are not respected by the men. Nancy gets a job pumping gas in a sexy uniform in a local filling station.</desc>
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    <title>Communication Gaffe - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Roy and Johnny respond to a call where both a policeman and a suspect have been shot.  Roy and Joanne go on a TV quiz show. A woman brings in her abused son for treatment. A pickup carrying kerosene collides with a station wagon and starts a brushfire.  A boy suffers an allergic reaction to a bee sting.</desc>
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    <title>Surprise - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A surprise birthday party is planned for Dixie. A woman is thrown from a motorcycle into a cactus patch. A man is trapped in his new sauna. Dixie breaks hear ankle and suffers a concussion from kicking a shopping cart.  Two men are injured attempting to mount a sign on a building.  An old woman refuses to leave her apartment during a gas leak and the building explodes with Johnny inside.</desc>
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    <title>Daisy's Pick - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The bachelor members of Station 51 are in competition for first date with the beautiful new nurse at Rampart. The station rescues a man frozen to the floor of an ice house and a man from a theatre fire. Roy and Johnny help a man whose hands are glued to a model boat.</desc>
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    <title>Quicker Than the Eye - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Tired of Chet's antics, the guys at the station get their revenge by playing practical jokes of their own. A gun discharges by accident and injures a pregnant woman, a construction worker caught under a boat refuses an IV, and a man in a motorcycle accident communicates through his thumb.</desc>
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    <title>Foreign Trade - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Roy consider trading cars. Dixie takes on hospital management after budget cuts affect her nursing staff. A frat pledge chokes during initiation. The station rescues a woman trapped in her car on the edge of an open drawbridge, and a famous basketball player is involved in a fender bender.   Dr. Early has the hiccups.</desc>
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    <title>Camera Bug - S04E10</title>
    <desc>John thinks he can be a photographer and pesters Roy for candid shots. A teenager suffers smoke inhalation at an elementary school structure fire. A fireman thinks he's having a heart attack, but it's really just his chili. A woman is bitten by a scorpion. Dixie has 'one of those days' as she and Dr. Brackett deliver a baby in a restaurant on their lunch hour. The driver of a truck full of dynamite is pinned behind the wheel of his vehicle as it catches fire.</desc>
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    <title>The Firehouse Four - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The station (sans Roy) enters the fireman's barber shop quartet contest. A man keeps having to be rescued while trying various ways to exercise. A woman overdoses on sleeping pills.</desc>
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    <title>Details - S04E12</title>
    <desc>While responding to a call, Roy and John witness a pedestrian being struck by a car. A woman is badly burnt in a fire. John thinks about settling down. A belly dancer overdoses on diet pills. A child bites a dog and the dog bites back. At a structure fire, Roy and John must jump to safety.</desc>
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    <title>Parade - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Roy and John finally restore their old fire engine to ride in the California Fire Fighters Parade. A man with heart problems insists on driving, and causes an accident for which the other driver blames herself. Dr. Early treats a patient who has a seizure in the waiting room. A man on a date passes out and has difficulty breathing; the doctors search for the cause. A child's medical condition causes an argument between his divorced parents. Driving to the parade in the old engine, the paramedics respond to an actual emergency.</desc>
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    <title>An Offer Refused - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Vince has yet to ink a contract for Aquaman, but that doesn't stop him from spending big bucks to decorate his new mansion. Eric is stressed out by all of the spending and pushes Ari to seal the deal. Meanwhile Drama is fixated on getting calf implants at</desc>
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    <title>Neighbors - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Although the deal still hasn't been inked, Vince lands himself a Variety magazine cover with news of his Aquaman role. Ari and Eric have come up against a wall trying to arrange a meeting between Vince and James Cameron.  Matters aren't helped much by the fact that Emily, who both Ari and Eric had a falling out with, is now working for Cameron. Finally James Cameron agrees to screen 'Queens Boulevard' to get a feel for Vince and his work, but another wall comes up when Walsh refuses to pre-screen the film before its film festival run.</desc>
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    <title>Chinatown - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The boys are starting to get low on cash and to help pay the bills, Ari lands Vince a gig appearing in a lucrative foreign commercial. Meanwhile, Turtle decides to make his own money by entering an Xbox boxing tournament, but he gets ousted early on by a young gaming prodigy. Eric needs to get a copy of 'Queens Boulevard' to James Cameron so he can see Vince's work, but Walsh refuses to screen it before he shows it at Sundance. Luckily, the A-list director agrees to attend the Sundance screening of the film, offering hope that Vince may still end up with the 'Aquaman' role.</desc>
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    <title>The Sundance Kids - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Vince and the gang arrive at Sundance, eager to see the final cut of  "Queens Boulevard" as well as to convince James Cameron to cast Vince in Aquaman. A chance encounter between Eric and Harvey Weingard, a studio big wig leads to an offer for Vince that is a safe alternative to "Aquaman," but Vince instead decides to take his chances and go for the superhero franchise. Although Cameron only sees about ten minutes of  "Queens Boulevard," he decides to slot Vince in as his leading man.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Mandy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Vince's past relationship with a co-star comes back to haunt him. Ari makes an important list. Drama is not happy about their new temporary home.</desc>
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    <title>I Love You Too - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Vince and the guys attend Comic-Con to promote "Aquaman" but all are surprised when Drama turns out to be a big hit also. Vince decides he can handle working with Mandy, until he makes dinner plans with her and her fiancée. Eric and Shauna try to satisfy a caustic journalist. Drama gets a birthday present from Ari.</desc>
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    <title>The Bat Mitzvah - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Vince does not hide his feelings for Mandy.  Ari's long lost partner turns up. Ari's daughter has her Bat Mitzvah. Eric splurges on a new suit in order to make a good impression. While, Drama and Turtle try to make the Bat Mitzvah work to their advantage.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Balls Lagoon - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Vince prepares to celebrate Mandy's birthday. Shauna is upset over a press leak. Drama starts work on a Movie of the Week with Brooke Shields.</desc>
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    <title>Good Morning Saigon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Vince misses an appointment for his physical because he is spending time with Mandy, Eric and Ari start to worry Vince's love life is interfering with business, and Mandy's talent managers have similar concerns. Turtle and Drama do some detective work after they recover Eric's stolen Maserati, which leads them to a musical discovery that turns Turtle into an agent. Turtle strikes a deal with Billy Walsh for the Queens Boulevard score and is convinced his new client is headed for superstardom.</desc>
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    <title>Exodus - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While Vince is caught up being in love with Mandy, she is caught with her ex-fiancée. Ari's scheming at the agency backfires, leaving his future uncertain.</desc>
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    <title>The Abyss - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Eric worries about his future when Vince becomes despondent. Drama worries if he still has an agent and Turtle arranges an event for Saigon. Meanwhile, Vince meets with James Cameron to tell him he is quitting Aquaman and Ari tries to round up clients.</desc>
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    <title>Aquamom - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the gang anticipates the upcoming premiere for "Aquaman", the search is on for a perfect date for Vince. Meanwhile, Ari tries to cope with financial difficulties and his new office space, which is not quite what he is used to.</desc>
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    <title>One Day in the Valley - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ari and Eric are worried because rolling blackouts have hit Los Angeles and it may cause a decrease in the box-office totals for "Aquaman" in the area. The two ponder how to keep Vince from finding out the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Dominated - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The gang have no idea what to think when Vince decides to hang out with his old  friend who happens to be an ex-con and wants them all to be friends. Meanwhile, Ari's daughter ends up becoming friends with an up  and coming movie star.</desc>
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    <title>Guys and Doll - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dom, who has now become a part of Vince's posse, ends up telling Vince a story that helps him get his dream role in the film, Medellin.</desc>
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    <title>Crash and Burn - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Vince, Eric, and Ari seek to find a resolution to scheduling conflicts that would prevent Vince from doing both Medellin and Aquaman 2. Turtle deals with Saigon's rising popularity, while Ari deals with his daughter's continued obsession with Max.</desc>
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    <title>Three's Company - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Vince increases his asking price for Aquaman 2, which forces Ari to ask the studio head for yet another favor. But Vince insists that Ari finds Drama a job before he'll accept any offer from the studio. Meanwhile, Eric's girlfriend and her best friend make him an offer he can't refuse, even if there are ground rules.</desc>
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    <title>Mama's Boy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A career woman wants McCall's aid in ending her son's fascination with a charismatic drug dealer.</desc>
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    <title>Bump and Run - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Muggers seek revenge on a student who injured one of them while escaping, and a vigilante killer pins McCall's ad to his victims.</desc>
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    <title>Desperately - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A lonely, neglected wife gets more than she wanted when she considers a fling and ends up witnessing a murder.</desc>
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    <title>Reign of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The new doctor at a local clinic refuses to give gang members drugs as `rent' for using their turf.</desc>
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    <title>Back Home - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A banker is harassing tenants of a potentially valuable property and planning to murder his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Past - S01E14</title>
    <desc>An ex-con is harassing the man whose testimony put him away-the man now married to McCall's former wife.</desc>
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    <title>Dead Drop - S01E15</title>
    <desc>McCall assembles some old friends to protect a man marked for murder for no apparent reason.</desc>
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    <title>Wash-Up - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A window washer witnesses the murder of his pro-union partner by their anti-union boss, who has his own witnesses to back his self-defense claim.</desc>
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    <title>Torn - S01E17</title>
    <desc>McCall tries to divide his time between defending a woman from her abusive husband and settling with an old enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Slay Ride - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A joyous and merry Christmas turns dark when McCall, Dante and Miles find themselves held hostage in a hospital that's been taken over by the cartel.</desc>
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    <title>Guns and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After a young girl is the victim of a shootout in her neighborhood, the team races to find out if a gang war is afoot and whether the crime is connected to a shipment of stolen guns McCall is chasing down. Meanwhile, love is in the air when Aunt Vi and Delilah prepare for their respective dates.</desc>
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    <title>Stolen Angel - S05E09</title>
    <desc>McCall and the team search for a missing pregnant woman whose baby may be in danger. Meanwhile, Dante meets his brother James for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Sexy Money - S05E10</title>
    <desc>McCall is asked to help a local family that lost their life savings in a suspicious fire. Also, Mel opens up to her parents about her PTSD.</desc>
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    <title>Taken - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After a little boy disappears from a mall, McCall and the team track down the missing child. Meanwhile, Aunt Vi and Captain Curtis clear the air about what happened during their ride along.</desc>
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    <title>Trust No One - S05E12</title>
    <desc>McCall and the team are on the hunt for buried treasure after a history professor obsessed with finding missing gold is killed. Meanwhile, Dante is reluctant to introduce his sons to McCall after she invites them over for dinner.</desc>
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    <title>A Few Good Women - S05E13</title>
    <desc>After a soldier suddenly goes AWOL while planning to expose an alleged secret military project, McCall and the team learn that her life is in danger. Meanwhile, Dante makes a career move to be closer to McCall and his family.</desc>
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    <title>The Grave Digger - S05E14</title>
    <desc>McCall visits “The Grave Digger,” a serial killer she put behind bars a year ago, to uncover who is behind a series of copycat murders. Meanwhile, Dee skips her Peer Ear meeting to go to a party with Cam.</desc>
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    <title>Deception - S05E15</title>
    <desc>The team suspects Aunt Vi’s friend Evelyn is being taken advantage of by a con man. Meanwhile, McCall decides to take the day off equalizing and spend quality time with Delilah.</desc>
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    <title>Sins of the Father - S05E16</title>
    <desc>McCall is contacted by Samantha Reed, whose father, ex-CIA agent Elijah Reed, is missing. While Samantha joins forces with the Equalizer team to track down the agency legend, she learns more about her family’s past in the Dominican Republic.</desc>
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    <title>Dead Again - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Two months after the lock down, a new group of med students arrive in the ER to pandemonium, caused by the closure of another city ER. Corday returns to the ER, having lost some of her bedside manner. Gallant is on a psych rotation, annoying the ER staff. Romano continues physical therapy. Weaver is acting strange, she breaks down and cries in front of Elizabeth. Pratt brings a man, pronounced dead, back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Insurrection - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Lewis treats an end-stage Huntington's patient, whose mother has already watched her husband wither from the disease.  Abby's brother Eric, an Air Force traffic controller, visits on his way to a new post in Nebraska.  Carter tends to a 12-year-old drug-addicted prostitute with a serious STD, until her pimp shows up and whisks her away.  Pratt aggravates a drug-seeking man who comes back brandishing a gun at Chen and Abby and demanding Demerol.  Abby gives him his shot but purposefully ODs him.  In the aftermath, Carter flips his lid, demanding better security and the installation of metal detectors.  When Weaver refuses, Carter leads a walkout.  Weaver eventually caves, albeit before telling Carter that he must fire three senior nurses by tomorrow to make up the budget.  Abby, Lewis and Chen go to a concert to decompress.</desc>
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    <title>Walk Like a Man - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Weaver makes a mistake on live television while demonstrating flu shots, inadvertently sticking two reporters with the same needle.  In the bathroom later, Susan and Abby catch Weaver in a stall with a needle.  Weaver confesses to Susan that she's taking hormones.  Carter, assuming Susan knows already, tells her about Abby's drinking problem.  Abby becomes nurse manager, and argues with Carter about her drinking.  Luka flirts with a patient's mom and is caught emerging from a storage closet with her.  Gallant has a rough day: Pratt butts in on a patient of his, and Stella Willis dies because Kayson didn't bother with thorough treatment.</desc>
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    <title>A Hopeless Wound - S09E05</title>
    <desc>On a busy Halloween night, Carter and Abby are the only staffers in costume when victims of an apartment building fire pack the ER. Corday takes on a new med student for a surgical rotation--Paul Nathan, who suffers from Parkinson's disease, and only decided to pursue medicine after his diagnosis. Despite a difficult first day, both professionally and medically, Nathan makes a difficult diagnosis. Romano's rehab lags behind his expectations, and he begins to doubt his role if surgery is no longer an option. In a moment of personal weakness, he tries to express his feelings for Corday. Weaver continues to display erratic behavior, raising staff suspicions she might be going through menopause. Luka's affair with Chuny is revealed, and tensions rise when he treats a patient with a perpetual erection.</desc>
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    <title>One Can Only Hope - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Corday clashes with new surgical resident Paul Nathan regarding his intervention into the treatment of a sickly young woman, Alison, who has signed a "do not resuscitate" order. Abby wonders about the erratic behavior of her visiting brother Eric, and feels conflicted over a nurse's official complaint against Kovac. Meanwhile, Pratt comforts Chen after a patient threatens her, and Corday suspects that an unconscious, 14-year-old female patient has been sexually assaulted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041714 +0000" stop="20261008050222 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell Me Where It Hurts - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Abby fears the worst when her brother Eric suddenly disappears. Carter and Chen treat a frightened Chinese immigrant nanny, Tong-Yi, whom they suspect was impregnated by her employer. Meanwhile, new surgical resident Paul Nathan, who is struggling to overcome a physical disability, tries to help in the emergency room—but his fellow doctors do not appreciate his advice to patients. Kovac goes to extreme lengths to find an eye specialist to treat a young gunshot victim. Gallant and fellow medical student Erin Harkins engage in an escalating competition of medical knowledge. And Weaver gets some much-needed good news.</desc>
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    <title>First Snowfall - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Abby's family nightmare continues as she and her mother Maggie search for Abby's missing brother Eric, who Abby suspects is suffering from serious mental problems. The two women go to a Midwestern air force base, hoping to prevent Eric from being court-martialed for being absent without leave. Carter struggles to get out of Chicago to join Abby. Meanwhile, Corday treats a family of patients who, while building a snowman, were severely injured after being struck by a truck driver. She must help the father, Stuart, make a life-or-death decision. Corday also sympathizes with troubled surgical resident Paul Nathan as he struggles with the increasing symptoms of his physical handicap.</desc>
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    <title>Next of Kin - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Abby is distressed when her mother interferes with Eric's treatment at a psychiatric hospital. Pratt treats a frightened young girl who has been injured in an auto accident and desperately wants to hide a secret.  An unhappy Luka forms an unlikely bond with a lonely elderly woman who makes him a surprising offer.  Chen is overcome with upsetting memories when a baby is abandoned in the emergency room.  Pratt takes action after Leon is fired from his menial job.</desc>
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    <title>Hindsight - S09E10</title>
    <desc>The past 24 hours play in reverse after Luka gets into a car accident with Erin.  Luka was forced into working hungover after a staff Christmas party, leading to a patient being brain dead.  At the party, he confesses to Abby that he misses her before an oblivious Carter interrupts.</desc>
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    <title>Raymond Cruz; Amber Rose - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Actor Raymond Cruz and television personality Amber Rose are interviewed; Thundercat performs.</desc>
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    <title>Chris Jericho; Roy Hibbert; Flavor Flav - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Wrestler Chris Jericho, basketball player Roy Hibbert and rapper Flavor Flav are interviewed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002958 +0000" stop="20261008004112 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis Rodman; Haley Joel Osment - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Basketball player Dennis Rodman and actor Haley Joel Osment are interviewed; David Alan Grier and Alan Thicke perform.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004112 +0000" stop="20261008005226 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack Black; Jennette McCurdy - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Actor Jack Black and actress Jennette McCurdy are interviewed; 311 performs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005226 +0000" stop="20261008010342 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A King Is Born - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Eric &amp; Hannibal are back! Eric welcomes Judy Greer and Adam Rippon, and befriends a lost rat on the subway, trying to find its original owner. Also - beer chugging musical guest Anderson Six .Paak!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010342 +0000" stop="20261008011456 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hannibal Quits - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After only one and a half episodes, Hannibal quits the show and is poorly cloned into a giant mutant version of himself named Blannibal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011456 +0000" stop="20261008012614 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Omarion and celebrity psychic Tyler Henry and feeds bugs to musical guest Machine Gun Kelly. Eric transforms into the Bench Mensch, a Jewish bench who helps people move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012614 +0000" stop="20261008013722 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lizzo Up - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Dermot Mulroney and Diane Guerrero with overweight musical guest Joey Bada$$. Lizzo debuts a surprise spinoff show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013722 +0000" stop="20261008014837 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The A$AP Ferg Show - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Mercedes Javid and Brenda Song and punishes Grimes. He also gives his dead boss some ranch!</desc>
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    <title>Blannibal Quits - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Blannibal has had enough of the show and quits, too. Eric gets into a dangerous situation with an organized crime associate. Eric and co-host Lakeith Stanfield welcome Tiffany Pollard and Naya Rivera with musical guest Big Freedia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015949 +0000" stop="20261008021107 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Named After My Dad's Penis - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Luis Guzmán and Tia Carrere. Felipe Esparza hangs out. Mike Penis returns with a guest list of his own! JPEGMAFIA, Lil Yachty, MURS, Trippie Redd and Zack Fox on a new Rapper Warrior Ninja.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021107 +0000" stop="20261008022215 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bone TV - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Robin Givens, Cleopatra Coleman and Jai Rodriguez with musical guest Toro y Moi. Bone TV gets nasty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022215 +0000" stop="20261008023322 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is Your Wife Still Depressed? - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Quincy and Chad Johnson. Rapper Warrior Ninja guests Fat Tony, Freddie Gibbs, OG Swaggerdick and CUCO. Ranch it up guy gets a job. Felipe hovers over the guests.</desc>
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    <title>The 50th Episode! - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Blake Griffin and Stormy Daniels in the season finale. His crossing guard skills stink and Miss Eric Andre will be finally crowned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024431 +0000" stop="20261008025547 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs Weekly - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Eric Andre is back! Lil Nas X and Karrueche Tran sit in the chair. Denzel Curry gets his teeth done. A Jewish exterminator hopes to capture the mother of all flies before the High Holy Days. Ranch it up enters the housing market.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025547 +0000" stop="20261008030659 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaleel Blanco - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Mia Khalifa and Jaleel White. Human statutes have a brutal fight in New York City. Goober Driver goes off roading.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030659 +0000" stop="20261008031815 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rim the Reaper - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Jon Hamm and Blac Chyna. A priest and a rabbi walk into a confessional booth...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031815 +0000" stop="20261008032926 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Is Back - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Tinashe and Chuck Liddell. Waka Flocka Flame tries ayahuasca. A police officer finds himself in a sexy pickle on Grocery Goofs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032926 +0000" stop="20261008034033 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woodchipper Hijinks - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Chanel West Coast and Donald Glover. Confusion ensues when a tow truck tows another tow truck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034033 +0000" stop="20261008035141 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't You Say a Word - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Chet Hanks, Natasha Lyonne, and Diplo. A realtor gets caught cheating on his wife but makes the sale nonetheless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035141 +0000" stop="20261008040254 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anti-weed - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Raven-Symoné and Benny Blanco. H09909 gets H09909fied. The Kar Kwash introduces a new car cleaning technique.</desc>
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    <title>Old Yeller - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Jaden Smith and Chloe Cherry. The Chainsmokers finally chain smoke. A desperate Dad hang glides into a gender reveal party gone awry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041354 +0000" stop="20261008042505 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krft Punk Returns - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Lil Yachty. Rico Nasty slaps around an iconic character. A school bus crashes and a President's son is the lone suspect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042505 +0000" stop="20261008043617 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cold Episode - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Freeze right there. Welcome to The COLD EPISODE. Eric and his new co-host the FRIDGE KEEPER celebrate cold temperatures with Meagan Good and Daymond John. A man has an existential crisis on an elevator to hell… if hell froze over...</desc>
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    <title>George Clooney - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Eric begins the show without any idea of what to do. Eric and Hannibal play "This or That".</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044734 +0000" stop="20261008045844 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Russell Brand - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eric interviews Russell Brand, Rick Fox, and Kristanna Loken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045844 +0000" stop="20261008050948 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tatyana Ali - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Eric interviews Tatyana Ali and Arnold Schwarzenegger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050948 +0000" stop="20261008052103 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brandi Glanville - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Eric and Hannibal pretend to be News Anchors. Andre plays basketball in a werewolf costume.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052103 +0000" stop="20261008053214 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese Witherspoon - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hannibal advises Eric to start a noise band. Eric spreads a petition to have whales killed.</desc>
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    <title>Sinbad - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hannibal performs the opening monologue in Eric's temporary absence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054330 +0000" stop="20261008055418 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Eric does lying down street interviews and feeds his crew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055418 +0000" stop="20261008060535 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>J-Moe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dave Koz joins Eric's house band.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060535 +0000" stop="20261008061625 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evangelos - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Eric starts the show typing into a laptop (Sex and the City style), where pop-up images of Hannibal in drag causes him to wreck the set.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061625 +0000" stop="20261008062712 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ryan Phillippe - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Eric terminates a baby-holding sketch prematurely and has an existential crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Maria Menounos; Eric Balfour - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Maria Menounos and Eric Balfour are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Krysten Ritter; Dominic Monaghan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eric hunts ghosts in the crematory and later stars in a commercial for "Honey Time Bee Pollen."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064941 +0000" stop="20261008070039 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lou Ferrigno; Downtown Julie Brown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lou Ferrigno and Downtown Julie Brown are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Jodie Sweetin; Vivica A. Fox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Eric begins the show without the band. An armed man tries to kill Eric.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071156 +0000" stop="20261008072315 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James Van Der Beek; Steve-O - S02E05</title>
    <desc>T-Pain joins the band through the episode. Lindsay Lohan is in the news. Chef Rory Scovel shows his cooking skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072315 +0000" stop="20261008073431 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wink Martindale; Sarah Burns - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hannibal is killed and no one knows who did it.</desc>
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    <title>Lance Reddick; Harry Shum Jr. - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Lance Reddick and Harry Shum Jr. are interviewed. Musical guest Jonwayne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074536 +0000" stop="20261008075653 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey Fatone; Richard Hatch - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An evil presence hides in the set. Eric presents "Hannibal's Hands". Eric and Hannibal play "Buzzers".</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000537 +0000" stop="20261008004929 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Do Over - S03E04</title>
    <desc>On Allison and Stark's wedding day, Sheriff Carter finds himself stuck in a time loop, causing him to experience the same lousy day over and over again. Meanwhile, Sheriff Carter's sister, Lexi visits Eureka.</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Mummy - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When an Egyptian tomb is opened at Global Dynamics, strange things start to happen, leading Fargo to believe it is the mummy's curse. The mummy, however, has disappeared, and Carter investigates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013323 +0000" stop="20261008021646 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phased and Confused - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A mysterious "superhero" who can walk through walls is causing a ruckus in Eureka. Meanwhile, Zoe and her friends become stranded with Zane Donovan in an abandoned subterranean facility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021646 +0000" stop="20261008025930 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come the Suns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The town's mayoral race is disrupted when Zoe's science partner inadvertently causes a second sun to appear over Eureka.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025930 +0000" stop="20261008034325 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Fear to Eternity - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When a potentially world-altering scientific discovery from Eureka's past finally comes to light, can anyone be trusted with it? The question is far from rhetorical for Carter: Zoe's life is in immediate danger and Eva Thorne knows why.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome Back, Carter - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A new sheriff arrives in Eureka that turns out to be a robot that can change into human form (with mixed results). The town really needs the new sheriff as the town's gravity seems to be acting up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042718 +0000" stop="20261008051113 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Face or Mine? - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Deputy Lupo stands in as the acting sheriff while Carter undergoes his annual physical, but she's not acting like herself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051113 +0000" stop="20261008055507 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insane in the P-Brane - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Tess Fontana (Jaime Ray Newman) shakes things up in Carter’s world when she’s brought in by Allison to re-open Section Five.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055507 +0000" stop="20261008063900 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Easy Being Green - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A bowling tournament brings a rival science team from Area 51 to town, leaving Carter investigating practical jokes that escalate in scope and destruction as the competition progresses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063900 +0000" stop="20261008072252 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Build It... - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Teenagers construct an odd building in a Eureka field while asleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002045 +0000" stop="20261008004141 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Tasha - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Chris is shocked when Tasha agrees to be his girlfriend. But he is even more shocked when he discovers how much of his free time would disappear by having a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers that Julius has been married before, and had never gotten a legal divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Bomb Threats - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When Chris is given the task of memorizing the longest presidential inaugural address and reciting it in front of the class as a punishment, he cooks up a surprising way of postponing his presentation. Meanwhile, Rochelle has problems of her own when a customer puts a hex on her.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates G.E.D. - S04E22</title>
    <desc>It's the last week of school and while Drew decides he wants to try out for Amateur Night at the Apollo even without a talent at his disposal, Chris is informed that if he gets one more tardy he will have to repeat the 10th grade. But one day he misses the bus and arrives at school late, forcing him to deliver the bad news to his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates the Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uprooted to a new neighborhood and bussed to a predominantly white middle school two-hours away by his strict, hard-working parents, Chris struggles to find his place while keeping his siblings in line at home and dealing with the school bully, Joey.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Keisha - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Chris's mother, Rochelle, hires the girl next door, Keisha, to tutor Drew at Math, Chris sees this as an ideal chance to impress her. But someone else may have the same intentions.   Meanwhile, Julius finds himself in an awkward position when he becomes attracted to another woman, Sheila.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Basketball - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Chris joins the school Bastketball team even though he can't play, but a failed pop quiz threatens to get him dropped.Back at home Julius gets a lodger after he offers 6 months rent up front, despite the fact he makes Rochelle nervous.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Sausage - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Julius buys a big crate of sausage, he makes everyone eat it with every meal. But Tonya refuses to, causing friction between the pair. While at school, Chris is sentenced to 3 days of detention after a rumour goes round about him beating up the schoo</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Fat Mike - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Chris lets a neighbourhood kid ride his bike, despite Julius's warnings, and he takes off with it.

When Julius's co-workers go on strike he takes up some of the housework, much to Rochelle's annoyance.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Halloween - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Chris is excited when another girl invites him to a costume party. But Caruso has plans for him...

Back at home, Julius buys cheap candy for the local kids.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates the Babysitter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Julius and Rochelle have a special 'date night' they hire a baby-sitter. But Chris is called upon to take charge when she leaves to take care of something personal.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates the Laundromat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Julius and Rochelle go shopping for a new TV, Chris has to take his warring siblings to the laundromat. Then things take a turn for the worse when Tonya storms out.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Food Stamps - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julius finds $200 in food stamps but Rochelle is too embarassed to let Sheila see them, so she dips into the family savings while at the store. This leads to trouble at home when Julius has all kinds of ideas on how they can spend the cash they saved by using the stamps.

Elsewhere, Chris and Greg fall out over a school science project.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Greg - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Chris and Greg fall out when they break the rule of 'no computer games' after school at Greg's house. Back at the Rock home, Tonya is missing Chris as she can't blame everything on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044210 +0000" stop="20261008050105 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Christmas - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas and Julius and Rochelle find it difficult in breaking the news that they can't afford presents because of broken water heater.

Chris is suprised to discover who the canned food drive is really for...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050105 +0000" stop="20261008052044 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Chris decides he wants to buy a leather jacket, he goes to work with Julius to earn some extra money. But it's not as easy as he thinks...
And Drew dares Tonya to drink hot sauce which ends in disaster</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052044 +0000" stop="20261008054030 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Picture Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Chris tries to put together the right outfit for the school pictures in order to convince the other kids that he's cool. Rochelle tries to earn extra money selling cosmetics from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054030 +0000" stop="20261008055944 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Valentine's Day - S01E14</title>
    <desc>While Chris develops a crush, Julius and Rochelle have their work cut out dealing with all of Tonya's and Drew's admirers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055944 +0000" stop="20261008061941 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates the Lottery - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Chris receives a challenge to his crown of asteroid champion.
Julius and Rochelle agree to give up some guilty pleasures.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates the Gout - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents.  
Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063936 +0000" stop="20261008065911 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Funerals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies while paying a visit to Rochelle and the family, and the extended family comes to town to pay their respects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065911 +0000" stop="20261008071907 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Corleone - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The daily beatings at his school have Chris wanting to change schools. But when Julius and Rochelle won't let him change Chris resorts to attempts at getting himself expelled. Julius gets a job at a fish market. He makes more money, but his family is upset because he always comes home smelling like fish.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Drew - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Hoping to FINALLY out-perform his brother, Chris convinces his parents to let him take up karate lessons. Meanwhile, Tonya goes with Rochelle to the beautician and discovers the fun of gossiping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073905 +0000" stop="20261008075901 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Playboy - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Chris finds Julius' copy of Playboy and takes it to school and charges kids to look. But when Joey steals it he must work out a way to get it back before Julius realizes it's gone...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001953 +0000" stop="20261008004226 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stefania Arrives - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefánia, the woman with whom he fell head over heels in love when the Barones went on holiday in Italy. Robert's excitement over having his summer love Stefania so close quickly gives way to annoyance when he is witness to a few of her idiosyncrasies. Meanwhile, Stefania's father, who has accompanied her to America, has his own change of heart with respect to his feelings for Robert.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Humm Vac - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Determined to prove to Marie that she's is just as good at "keeping house," Debra attempts to use the new vacuum to find some dirt, any dirt, in Marie's home.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Canister - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value. Debra insists that she has already returned the canister, so she is horrified when she discovers that she still has the canister in her possession.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Net Worth - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' harebrained scheme to open a go-cart business, without first consulting her.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Let's Fix Robert - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends Amy and Stefánia and his police partner Judy, so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. Unfortunately, Robert unexpectedly drops in and is forced by his mother to listen to his character being assassinated by the women as they discuss his relationship hang-ups.</desc>
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    <title>Say Uncle - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him, he decides to do something about the situation. When Robert makes the observation that Ray finds it boring to be around his kids, Debra couldn't agree more and suggests that Ray follow Robert's example.</desc>
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    <title>Separation - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Debra gets upset when she finds out that her parents have separated.</desc>
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    <title>Frank Paints the House - S05E24</title>
    <desc>When Ray and Debra find Frank painting their house, they find out that Marie put him up to the job due to his retirement. But when Frank paints it the colour they don't like, Ray fires him. That's when Marie reveals the truth behind Frank's retirement.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ally's Birth - S05E25</title>
    <desc>As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family, but not without incident.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Angry Family - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The Barones clash even more than usual when they get a child's-eye view of all the bickering that goes on in the family. The fireworks begin when the whole family attends an open house at first-grader Michael's school, during which the kids all read stories that they've written themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>No Roll! - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Debra tells Ray that he's too selfish in bed and that she wants a little variety, he goes out and buys an adults only board game to spice things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042741 +0000" stop="20261008044910 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Man Out - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman having a male friend.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ray's Ring - S06E04</title>
    <desc>When Ray gets hit on at the airport after losing his wedding ring, Debra gets jealous and tries to get back at him by going to the supermarket without her wedding ring but her plan backfires on her when nobody pays attention to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051037 +0000" stop="20261008053305 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marie's Sculpture - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class, and which resemblance a part of the female anatomy. Frank, on the other hand, is totally mesmerized by Marie's creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053305 +0000" stop="20261008055538 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank Goes Downstairs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Ray tells Frank that he and Debra fell down the stairs so Frank tries fixing the stairs but ends up in the hospital. Ray feels so guilty that he tells Frank the truth, that he and Debra fell out of bed while having sex.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jealous Robert - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Marie and Debra set up Amy with Gianni to get Robert jealous so he'll want to get back together with Amy but their plan backfires when Amy and Gianni hit it off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061816 +0000" stop="20261008064040 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Supposed to Be Fun - S06E08</title>
    <desc>While Debra and Ray watch their sons play, Ray notices that Geoffery is having trouble getting the hang of the game. Ray learns the hard way that his son's lack of ability shouldn't interfere with either of them enjoying the game.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Older Women - S06E09</title>
    <desc>It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents divorced, and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with the Barone family. However, she soon learns that her father is bringing a date. Everyone is horrified except Debra's mother, who thinks it's just great.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070318 +0000" stop="20261008072559 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raybert - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column and who mistakes him for Ray. When he doesn't correct her, he has no choice but to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from learning Robert's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072559 +0000" stop="20261008074833 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kicker - S06E11</title>
    <desc>While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches a football from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it back. When word of this gets back to the local sports community via a talk radio show, he becomes a wanted man among sports fans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002029 +0000" stop="20261008011039 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of Parenthood - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The team responds to reports of possessed toys and electronics originating from a store. David is tasked with retrieving a hidden message that may be the key to saving the prophet Grace Ling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011039 +0000" stop="20261008020109 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of Money - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The team investigates claims that a demon has been stalking people who have invested in a stock tip. The Entity asks for David's help in transitioning Grace Ling back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020109 +0000" stop="20261008025748 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon of the End - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The team investigates a household terrorized by a demonic infestation and is shocked when they find out the house is next door to Kristen's. Meanwhile, Kristen is surprised to learn that her frozen egg was never destroyed and purchased anonymously which leads her on a new adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>How to Split an Atom - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Kristen learns the details of Leland's evil scheme involving her ovum, and Sheryl's involvement in the plot increases the tension between mother and daughter. Meanwhile, David, Ben, and Kristen are sent to investigate a particle accelerator suspected to be a gateway to Hell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035402 +0000" stop="20261008044928 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Train a Dog - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Kristen, David and Ben look into a possible werewolf attack that isn't what it seems. Andy grapples with his mysterious trauma. Ben uses science to solve his Jinn problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044928 +0000" stop="20261008054436 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Slaughter a Pig - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Potentially demonic pork products lead Kristen, David, and Ben to a pig farm to investigate. David increases his remote viewing skills and Leslie, the surrogate carrying Kristen's child, comes to her for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054436 +0000" stop="20261008064349 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Build a Coffin - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Andy is pushed to deadly measures as the team investigates a speech demon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064349 +0000" stop="20261008073002 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Fly an Airplane - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The team visits the Vatican as sinister forces besiege the Bouchard house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003136 +0000" stop="20261008012747 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nemesis Games - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Holden and the Roci face off against Marco's forces and Drummer. Alex and Bobbie attempt a dangerous rescue of Naomi, and the balance of power in the Solar System shifts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012747 +0000" stop="20261008021453 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strange Dogs - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The tensions of war threaten to pull the Rocinante crew apart when they make a startling discovery on an asteroid. Avasarala and Bobbie contend with the devastration on Earth as Marco's rocks continue to rain down. In the Belt and on the run, Drummer and her family must make a heartbreaking decision. On Ceres, Marco and Filip's struggles turn inward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021453 +0000" stop="20261008030003 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Azure Dragon - S06E02</title>
    <desc>With an unexpected passenger aboard the Rocinante, Holden and crew undertake a dangerous mission that could shift the balance of power in the war. Drummer decides to make an uneasy alliance. Filip wrestles with his guilt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030003 +0000" stop="20261008034447 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force Projection - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Avasarala, with the Combined Fleet of Earth and Mars, takes the war to Marco. Filip and Marco's relationship is tested. The war becomes more perilous and personal for Holden and Naomi when the Rocinante is suddenly forced into a battle.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Redoubt - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Holden finds himself at odds with his crew when a controversial decision is uncovered. On Ceres, Avasarala struggles to contain an escalating humanitarian crisis. Drummer's growing faction stage a daring raid with dire stakes. Filip, demoted to repair skiff duty, makes an unexpected discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043158 +0000" stop="20261008052007 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why We Fight - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Paths converge on Ceres when Drummer and her fleet arrive to aid the relief effort. Holden tries to convince Avasarala to release crucial information that might avert catastrophe, but she has her own request of him. As Amos and Bobbie get a little R&amp;R at the station, Naomi has a difficult and long-awaited reunion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052007 +0000" stop="20261008062345 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babylon's Ashes - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Inners and Belters fight side by side with the crew of the Rocinante in a last, massive, desperate battle with Marco and his Free Navy, with the fate of the Solar System, the Ring Gates, and of all humanity hanging in the balance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062345 +0000" stop="20261008070832 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dulcinea - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the outer solar system near Saturn, James Holden and the crew of the ice freighter Canterbury investigate a distress call from a mysterious derelict ship, the Scopuli. On Ceres Station, Detective Miller begins an off-the-books investigation of a missing heiress, Julie Mao.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070832 +0000" stop="20261008075109 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Empty - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Holden and crew are trapped in a badly damaged shuttle. On Ceres, Miller uncovers clues about Julie Mao. On Earth, Chrisjen Avasarala questions a terrorist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003536 +0000" stop="20261008011806 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets of The Nazca - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Josh flies to Peru to investigate the giant geoglyphs drawn into the earth by ancient Nazca tribes. By studying newly found lines and joining a Nazca psychedelic ritual, Josh uncovers the true meaning behind the mysterious tracings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011806 +0000" stop="20261008020036 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samurai Sword of Power - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Josh searches through various ancient shrines in Japan looking for the mystical Honjo Masamune sword. During his travels, Josh learns the ways of the samurai and is educated on how to forge his own sword.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020036 +0000" stop="20261008024306 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curse of the Golden Bell - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Josh joins local divers in the Southeast Asian country of Myanmar to search for the ancient cursed Great Bell of King Dhammazedi. To recover it, Josh dives into murky, violent waters that have claimed the lives of several other divers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024306 +0000" stop="20261008032451 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quest for King Arthur - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In the Season 2 premiere, Gates travels to England, Wales and Scotland to explore the legend of King Arthur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032451 +0000" stop="20261008040651 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genghis Khan's Tomb - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Josh journeys into the heart of Mongolia in search of the fabled lost tomb of Genghis Khan. After encountering harsh weather and resistance from locals, can Josh enter Mongolia's "Forbidden Zone" to locate the burial grounds?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040651 +0000" stop="20261008044852 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackbeard's Hidden Gold - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Josh explores the ocean floor of the Cayman Islands and the coasts of North Carolina in his quest to find the lost treasure of the legendary pirate Blackbeard.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hunting Vampires - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Josh scours Eastern Europe to confront both the ancient origins and modern legacy of the vampire legend. Josh's investigation leads him to a Romanian cemetery, but will he leave in one piece when angry locals confront him?</desc>
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    <title>The Real Robin Hood - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Josh journeys across England uncovering the true stories behind the legendary Robin Hood. Josh explores underground tunnels that Robin used to escape confinement and he finds what appears to be Robin's final resting place.</desc>
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    <title>Finding Fenn's Fortune - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Josh joins a treasure hunt searching for a $2,000,000 treasure planted in the modern day. He attempts to decode the clues of the treasure's location by following a cryptic poem, leading him deep into the harsh Rocky Mountains.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets of Christopher Columbus - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In part 1 of a two-part special, Josh visits Portugal &amp; Haiti to discover whether Christopher Columbus was a hero or history's greatest villain. He hopes to find the remnants of Columbus's legendary flagship, the Santa Maria.</desc>
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    <title>F Is for Fixing It - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As Sue and Frank try to hash things out, Kevin is wracked with guilt over the incident at Vic's. Bill comes face to face with his old nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Pray Away - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A couple's retreat leads to a moment of truth for Frank and Sue. Bill and Phillip hatch a plan to deal with Jimmy. Suprises abound at Vic's party.</desc>
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    <title>Landing the Plane - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sue gears up for her big moment at the shareholders' meeting, while Frank and friends lay a trap for Scoop. But the day takes a dramatic turn.</desc>
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    <title>Are You Ready for the Summer? - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Murphys kick off summer with a trip to the town Memorial Day parade, where bottled-up frustrations and fears about the new baby boil over.</desc>
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    <title>Paul Lynde to Block - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sue's hopes of a romantic night with Frank at the drive-in are dashed when he brings the new neighbors along. Kevin's bandmates drop a bombshell.</desc>
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    <title>The Stinger - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sue dreams up a new invention, Kevin starts summer school, Bill suffers an awkward mishap at the pool, and a promotion stokes tensions at the airport.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride - S03E04</title>
    <desc>As the guys start work on the baby's room, Chet takes Frank on an unforgettable outing to the Air Force base. A jealous Phillip lashes out at Bill.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Sexes - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While Sue hosts a soul-crushing focus group for the Forkoontula, Frank tries to keep Vic from bonding with Chet, and Bill sneaks out with Bridget.</desc>
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    <title>Punch Drunk - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Frank can't wait to party with his new best bud on the Fourth of July, but rising tensions between Chet and Sue set off the wrong kind of fireworks.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Vacation - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The family's summer trip to a lakeside cabin takes one vexing turn after another, and Kevin relives a traumatic childhood moment.</desc>
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    <title>It's in His Blood - S03E08</title>
    <desc>An unwelcome surprise sends Frank's bromance with Chet into a tailspin. Maureen and Phillip train for their big day. Bill's breakup gets messy.</desc>
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    <title>Frank the Father - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After bailing Kevin out, Frank tries a new parenting tactic. Meanwhile, Maureen's shot at TV fame hits a snag, and Bill weighs a big decision.</desc>
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    <title>Bill Murphy's Night Off - S03E10</title>
    <desc>As the Murphys and their neighbors scour the city, Bill bounces from one harrowing ordeal to the next. Rosie's debate turns into a rescue mission.</desc>
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    <title>Father Confessor - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A surprise visit from his estranged dad sends Frank off the deep end — and into the confession booth.</desc>
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    <title>Nothing is Impossible - S04E02</title>
    <desc>On back-to-school night, Frank stews over flashbacks to his fourth-grade play, while Sue fights to get Kevin into a special program for "dim lights."</desc>
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    <title>Bring Me a Tooth - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Frank struggles to make good on his promises to Bill and Maureen. Vic gets a rude surprise on his first day back at the radio station.</desc>
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    <title>Queens: A Food Thug's Paradise - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson and his crew show us how a simple stroll under the 7 Train in Queens can yield incredibly delicious results.</desc>
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    <title>New Jersey (Food) Drive - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Action and the fellas head to New Jersey to dine at the Garden State's finest family-owned eateries.</desc>
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    <title>The Restaurant Takeover - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole cast of "FTD" runs a restaurant, with Action as the chef, Meyhem bartending, Big Body the Ma tre D', and The Alchemist waiting tables.</desc>
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    <title>Food Court Kings - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The FTD gang tackles every aspect of dining at malls. Action starts the day with a food court pizza stampede in Queens, and ends it with Indian ice cream at a strip mall in Jersey.</desc>
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    <title>The Best Caribbean Food in New York City - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Take a tour of the Caribbean without leaving NYC. From fried shrimp prepared with a machete to beef patties so good you take them to Miami, Action covers it all.</desc>
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    <title>New York Summer In The Winter - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson and the gang go fishing, have a lobster cook off, and surf in the ice.</desc>
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    <title>The Art Of Food Pairings - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The art of pairing wine with food, as the guys drink their way around town, from donut shops to a tattoo parlor with Thai food.</desc>
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    <title>Specialty Food Items - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ever wonder about caviar on fried chicken? Do you suck the head on a live spotted prawn? Watch and learn!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031531 +0000" stop="20261008033754 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind and Body Healing Part 1 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Action and Meyhem need to get some exercise, so they try new fitness regimens. Special appearances from Diamond Dallas Paige, Matt Sera, and John Basedow.</desc>
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    <title>Mind and Body Healing Part 2 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The FTD crew takes wellness to a new level and visits Alex and Allison Grey’s Chapel of the Sacred Mirrors, to heal their souls with art. Meanwhile, The Alchemist makes a sandwich.</desc>
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    <title>All American Food - S04E01</title>
    <desc>This episode is like the Real World, but with food found only in America. Big ass sandwiches, huge ass steaks, and crazy effin Ice Cream flavors all around New York City.</desc>
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    <title>The Many Flavors of Harlem - S04E02</title>
    <desc>We are in Harlem eating fried fish so good you won't know your name after the first bite, and Jamaican food so crazy you won't be able to get out of the car.</desc>
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    <title>Two for One's in NYC - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Action and the gang give you two places in three of their favorite neighborhoods in NYC. Pizza and vegan Jamaican, wine and tacos, and a Peking duck so nice we had it twice.</desc>
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    <title>A Spanish Wine Tour - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Action sends Meyhem and The Alchemist on the wine journey of a lifetime around Spain. Starting in Catalonian country and finishing their journey in Madrid.</desc>
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    <title>Back to Paris - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Action and crew take Paris by storm eating and drinking at all the new instant classics. French breakfast with an Asian twist, yakitori tasting menus, and boozey bistrot lunches.</desc>
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    <title>Irish Tacos and Jerk Lamb - S04E06</title>
    <desc>All the best Mexican, Jamaican, and cheese you expect from a food show in Dublin.</desc>
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    <title>The Wild Flavors of London - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson, Meyhem Lauren, and The Alchemist get right to the point of London food; Turkish kebabs, noveaux Indian, pubs, and some Nigerian with a side of friendship.</desc>
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    <title>America's Food Capital - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Watching this episode may cause you take your clothes off and lick the screen. We got hoagies, pizza, many flavors from Israel, and a block party- the Philly, FTD Style!</desc>
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    <title>Iconic Food: NY, Boston, Connecticut, and LA - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The FTD crew covers legendary foods and the people who make them from New York, LA, Connecticut and Boston. Hold on to your hats the fellas chow their way through American History.</desc>
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    <title>Bronx to Farm Cuisine - S04E10</title>
    <desc>What happens when you try to go upstate New York and can't quite make it? You hang out in The Bronx and make mozzarella, get an Albanian history lesson, and then you head upstate!</desc>
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    <title>Ballroom Dance - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Jo takes up ballroom dance lessons and becomes determined to do a good job at an upcoming recital despite chaotic lessons and a clutzy dance partner.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Baby - S07E13</title>
    <desc>A very pregnant Monica comes to the house on Christmas Eve, where she ends up in labor and gives birth to Bailey, her third child, on Christmas morning.</desc>
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    <title>Tootie Drives - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Tootie's learning to drive and she's driving everyone bananas.</desc>
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    <title>Stake-Out Blues - S07E15</title>
    <desc>The police want to stake out the shop to nab a few crooks but the girls, not wanting to worry Mrs. Garrett, insist she not be told about the operation.</desc>
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    <title>The Agent - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Tootie and Blair give an aspiring comic a career boost by staging a performance attended by Jim McCawley, talent coordinator of "The Tonight Show."</desc>
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    <title>The Reunion - S07E17</title>
    <desc>George gets Blair to pose as his fiancee at his high school reunion in order to make an ex-classmate jealous that she never gave him the light of day.  However, the unexpected prompts Jo to go in Blair's place.</desc>
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    <title>Concentration - S07E18</title>
    <desc>On the day Blair is to accept an award, she encounters two burdens.  First, she's stuck babysitting her baby brother and second she becomes trapped in an elevator, where she learns an important lesson from a concentration camp survivor.</desc>
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    <title>Atlantic City - S07E19</title>
    <desc>The girls are in Atlantic City for a long weekend, where Blair gets gambling fever and Jo hopes to be reunited with Flyman, the rock star she met on spring break in Fort Lauderdale.</desc>
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    <title>The Lady Who Came to Dinner - S07E20</title>
    <desc>The girls surprise Blair on her birthday with a party featuring singer and dancer Betty Kean who, like "The Man Who Came to Dinner," stays on and on and on.</desc>
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    <title>The Candidate - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Natalie is furious with the mayor during an election when she learns he plans to build an amusement park.  This prompts Natalie to consider running for mayor herself.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Charlie - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Jo's father shows up to announce that he's won a publisher's giveaway, and is determined to give Jo everything he could never give her before.</desc>
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    <title>The Graduate - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Tootie plans to join a road show after graduation despite her parents' objections, while Natalie plans to find an apartment where she can write in peace.</desc>
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    <title>The Apartment - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Natalie and Tootie find that privacy is at a premium in their one-room apartment, which doubles as a roach resort.</desc>
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    <title>Out of Peekskill (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Garrett must decided between her two loves, the girls or Bruce, a man she falls for and who asks her to go to Africa with him.</desc>
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    <title>Out of Peekskill (2) - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. When Mrs. Garrett goes to Africa with her new husband, her sister moves in with the girls. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Andy: Mackenzie Astin. Jo: Nancy McKeon.</desc>
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    <title>Ready or Not - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Beverly Ann is concerned that Tootie is getting much too serious about her new boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060407 +0000" stop="20261008062612 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Room - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Fed up with having no privacy, Jo considers moving out, until Beverly Ann suggests remodeling the attic into a room.  However, the construction costs divided by the four girls cause Jo to make a sacrifice when she can't come up with her share.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062612 +0000" stop="20261008064751 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off-Broadway Baby - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Beverly Ann and the girls head for New York, when Tootie decides to audition for her first Broadway show.  However, when she arrives, she quickly learns that she has plenty of competition working against her.</desc>
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    <title>The Little Chill - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Blair, Tootie and Natalie organize a reunion with the girls from Eastland.  This brings Nancy, Cindy and Sue Ann back to town each with successful lives.  Cindy has become a model, Nancy is engaged and Sue Ann a vice president for a company.  However, each also has a distinct downside to their success.  Meanwhile, Jo feels left out of the reunion.</desc>
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    <title>The Ratings Game - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Blair's computerized date-rating system is the focus when she makes a bet with Jo dealing with whether or not the system really works.  However, when Beverly Ann accidentally erases a disk, Jo tampers with some of the ratings.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding Day - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jo offers to marry an illegal alien in order to keep the man from being deported.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Poof - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Feeling ignored by his family,Poof runs away to Yugopotamia where the unappreciated Queen uses his cuteness to scare the residents into giving her whatever she wants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002107 +0000" stop="20261008003309 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boss Of Me - S07E20</title>
    <desc>When Timmy goes to visit his father's office, he wishes up a pencil that will last forever. This impresses Dad's boss so much that he hires Timmy and orders him to fire Dad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003309 +0000" stop="20261008004513 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Poofs, He Scores - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Timmy tries out for the soccer team his father coaches, the Victims. He accidently swallows Poof, however, who goes right to his brain and makes him the greatest soccer player ever.</desc>
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    <title>Playdate of Doom - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Foop escapes from prison seeking revenge on Poof.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005630 +0000" stop="20261008010834 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teacher's Pet - S07E23</title>
    <desc>When Timmy wishes that he was the teacher's pet, Poof turns him into Mr. Crocker's guinea pig.</desc>
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    <title>Chicken Poofs - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Poof has the contageous Chicken Poofs disease that turns him into a chicken, and everyone he sneazes on turns into chickens as well. He then flees from the hospital, and Timmy and Cosmo try to catch him before he infects all of Dimmsdale while Wanda and Dr. Rip Studwell search for a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011949 +0000" stop="20261008013150 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupid Cupid - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Timmy seeks help from Cupid to win the love of Trixie Tang, but Cupid is on vacation. So Timmy has Cosmo fill in for the love god, but Cosmo only causes himself, Wanda, Mr. and Mrs. Turner, and Mr. Crocker to fall head over heals in love with all sorts of things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013150 +0000" stop="20261008014317 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manic Mom-Day - S07E26</title>
    <desc>When Timmy envies his mother's life, Wanda makes makes them swap bodies for a day on a bet that if Timmy finds a mother's life easier, Wanda will have to spend a week as a chicken; otherwise, Timmy will have to go a week without magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014317 +0000" stop="20261008015506 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crocker of Gold - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Crocker captures Cosmo, mistaking him for a leperchaun, and Cosmo then steals a pot of gold from a clan of real leperchauns to buy his freedom. The clan then holds Wanda and Poof hostage until Cosmo and Timmy replace it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015506 +0000" stop="20261008021848 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Triangle - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Poof is upset his parents want him to take the lead role in the school play, but he quickly changes his mind after his new crush, Goldie Goldenglow gets the female lead role, but to get the role, he has to beat his archnemesis Foop, who also fell for Goldie.[2]</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021848 +0000" stop="20261008022954 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Dinkelberg - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Timmy's Dad becomes obsessed with proving his neighbor, Mr. Dinkleberg is evil. He enlists Timmy to help him spy on Dinkleberg by dressing up like a girl scout!</desc>
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    <title>Please Don't Feed The Turners - S08E10</title>
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    <title>Old Man And The C- - S08E13</title>
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    <title>Hard Times at Adam West High - S23E08</title>
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    <title>The Elle Word - S23E09</title>
    <desc>When Quagmire starts dating a mystery woman, Peter, Joe, and Cleveland go on a stakeout and discover her to be the Librarian.</desc>
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    <title>A Real Who's Hulu - S23E10</title>
    <desc>Peter and the family act out three Hulu parodies including ‘Only Murders in the Building,’ ‘The Dropout’ and ‘The Bear.’</desc>
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    <title>Stefan Returns - S05E24</title>
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    <title>Till Death Do Us Apartment - S06E03</title>
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    <title>Paymer vs. Paymer - S02E03</title>
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    <title>The Fuzz - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A guy named Parker has no respect for people in a uniform.</desc>
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    <title>Ounce of Prevention - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Fat Albert Meets Dan Cupid - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Take Two, They're Small - S03E04</title>
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    <title>The Animal Lover - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Little Tough Guy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dwayne is the new kid in school with a foot problem and Fat Albert and the Gang try to hide it.</desc>
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    <title>Smoke Gets in Your Hair - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Cosby Kids smoke to be cool and Fat Albert is against it.   The Gang learns that smoking isn't cool at all.</desc>
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    <title>What Say? - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rudy likes Shanna but can't get her attention. The gang thinks   Shanna's stuck up until Fat Albert tells them Shanna has a   hearing problem and understand.</desc>
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    <title>Readin', Ritin' and Rudy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Rudy can't stand school and his teacher so he drops out.Then   Mudfoot talks to him about how Important it is to be in school   and thanks him.</desc>
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    <title>Suede Simpson - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Suede Simpson looks good but smells bad. Fat Albert and Russell   have to tell Suede Simpson that it's important to keep yourself clean.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031934 +0000" stop="20261008034057 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Business - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Gang goes into business so they can win a bike but then   get tricked.</desc>
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    <title>TV or Not TV - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Monroe spends all his time watching Tv that he lets it ruin   his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Shuttered Window - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Undines Uncle passes away and has a hard time accepting death.</desc>
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    <title>Junk Food - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Slim and Fat Albert eat too much junk food. Fat Albert decides   to start eating healthy, but Slim continues to eat junk food   and it slows him down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044435 +0000" stop="20261008050621 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In My Merry Busmobile - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The gang is bussed to an integrated school, finding it difficult to make new friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Dancer - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert and the gang meet a new kid, who is in dance class. Fat Albert joins the class and finds out he's not so graceful.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052808 +0000" stop="20261008055050 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spare the Rod - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert inadvertently sees bruises on his girlfriend Patrice's body and realizes she may be suffering abuse at her mother's hands. Albert urges Patrice to get help before her mother injures her more seriously.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055050 +0000" stop="20261008061311 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sorrow - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert's ice skating friend, Roberta, offers to help the kids with their "hockey skills"(if you can call it that). Unfortunately, she seems troubled by other things on her mind. Her parents are getting divorced, so she takes her anger out on the team. She finally learns it's not her fault that their getting divorced. Roberta also learns she can enjoy both of her parents without having to enjoy them at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061311 +0000" stop="20261008063534 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poll Time - S05E05</title>
    <desc>2 Candidates in the school election, Hugo and Baron, both of different color, play race politics until Fat Albert and the gang come up with an alternative</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063534 +0000" stop="20261008065754 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mainstream - S05E06</title>
    <desc>A young boy named Dennis, who has a mild form of autism, teaches the gang that he can rise above his disability with plenty of abilities of his own, using the school art show as his showcase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065754 +0000" stop="20261008072027 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Ride - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert and the guys learn that their friend hitchhikes despite their warnings.</desc>
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    <title>Soft Core - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Rudy's friend Dustin gives Fat Albert and his friends the wrong sources on sex education.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000736 +0000" stop="20261008005124 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harder They Fall - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Tom and Juanita give their love one more shot when they take a second honeymoon. But for the Richardsons, there are no second chances-just a sharp cliff with a long way to fall.</desc>
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    <title>Death Brawl - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A handsome marine lands the girl of his dreams. But the perils of their long distance love push these newlyweds to the edge. When Shari and Deon's romance misfires in a tragic accident - the collateral damage is deadly.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fall From Grace - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Lynn and David Bush are in love, in shape, and in tune with each other's values, views, and goals. So naturally, suspicions of infidelity are met with surprise. There's no smoke without fire - can there be murder without a body?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021858 +0000" stop="20261008030243 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex Lies Secret Texts - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Cassie is a free-spirited bartender when she meets family-guy Brent - the rock to her roll. But a spark this intense is doomed to explode... and a bright light extinguishes in tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Murder in the Cards - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Gary and Helen have two kids, two cars, and a lot of love. When Gary's other love for blackjack becomes more of a habit than a hobby, he and Helen go to extraordinary lengths to recoup losses... leaving one behind bars and the other six feet under.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034630 +0000" stop="20261008043017 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At Death's Door - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Lynn and Manfred Schockner are millionaire executives at an aerospace engineering company. But underneath their privilege and wealth lies a twisted rage that ends in a lethal conspiracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043017 +0000" stop="20261008051304 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Chance at Death - S05E01</title>
    <desc>While mourning the death of his wife, Julian falls hard for his much-younger coworker, Teresa; for a time, Teresa's spunk lifts Julian's spirits until a sordid affair plunges him into an abyss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051304 +0000" stop="20261008055551 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love in Flames - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Janice thinks Brett is an old-fashioned country boy who needs a woman's touch, while Brett thinks Janice is the ideal woman to turn his house into a home; as family tragedies mount, their dream of a perfect life together soon goes up in flames.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blood and Sand - S05E03</title>
    <desc>California beauty Pegye meets volleyball player Eric in Newport Beach, Calif.; with good looks and success, the couple appears to have it all, but hedonism comes at a price, and their dream life quickly becomes a waking nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063838 +0000" stop="20261008072126 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rookie Mistake - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Carli marries a police officer who takes his role as protector a little too seriously; Carli attempts to break free from the confines of wedlock, setting off a chain of deadly events.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002056 +0000" stop="20261008004502 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ted bets the annual heating allowance on Chris the sheep to win the island's annual sheep trials.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004502 +0000" stop="20261008010944 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Ted gets Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's randy milkman, sacked, Dougal takes over the round. But Pat plants a bomb on the milk float to get his revenge. Can Ted save Dougal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010944 +0000" stop="20261008013357 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mainland - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to the mainland always leads to trouble, and Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. But what will go wrong this time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013357 +0000" stop="20261008015748 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Victory - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It's the annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island and Ted realises that Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015748 +0000" stop="20261008022204 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After losing a bet to Dick Byrne, Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse, just when the Bishop's about to visit Craggy Island to see an image that miraculously appeared on Ted's skirting board...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022204 +0000" stop="20261008024612 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nearly Dead - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Singing sensation Eoin McLove, at Number One for 27 weeks with My Lovely Mayo Mammy, secretly visits Mrs Doyle for tea after she wins a poetry competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024612 +0000" stop="20261008031141 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going to America - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ted accepts a job offer in America, with his very own parish in Beverly Hills. But with his ambition about to be realised, Ted's only problem is how to tell the others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031141 +0000" stop="20261008033522 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Luck, Father Ted - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Fame beckons for Ted when Terry MacNamee phones up to interview him for 'The Television'. Unfortunately, the filming at the local beauty spot coincides with the arrival of Funland on Craggy Island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033522 +0000" stop="20261008035937 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Entertaining Father Stone - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Life's always dull on Craggy Island, but it gets even duller when Father Paul Stone visits. Six years he's been coming to holiday with Ted, and the protracted silences have taken their toll...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035937 +0000" stop="20261008042406 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Passion of Saint Tibulus - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a night gossiping with Father Hernandez over the longest game of Cluedo in history, Ted and Dougal are bullied into being moral crusaders by Bishop Brennan, with disastrous results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042406 +0000" stop="20261008044803 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Competition Time - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the All Priests Look-A-Like competition and Ted is determined that this year he will defeat his fellow priests from Rugged Island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044803 +0000" stop="20261008051318 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And God Created Woman - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Novelist Polly Clarke, author of the steamy 'Bejewelled with Kisses', comes to stay on the island, and Ted thinks she's fallen for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051318 +0000" stop="20261008053758 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sister Mulligan's visit to Craggy Island ends dramatically when Father Jack drinks a bottle of polish and dies. Ted and Dougal's grief's tempered by the fact that he's left them half a million pounds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053758 +0000" stop="20261008060219 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ted, Dougal and Jack head off on their summer holidays to Father O'Rourke's caravan in Kilkenny. Unfortunately, a run-in with some naked neighbours gets the holy men's holiday off to a sticky start.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060219 +0000" stop="20261008062641 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think Fast, Father Ted - S02E02</title>
    <desc>There's a leaky roof threatening to collapse on Father Jack, and Ted receives a car from Bishop Brennan for a raffle prize, but as usual, things go horribly wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062641 +0000" stop="20261008065130 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tentacles of Doom - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Three bishops are on their way to Craggy Island to upgrade the Holy Stone of Clonrickert to a Class II relic, and Ted is determined that Dougal and Jack be on their best behaviour. As if...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065130 +0000" stop="20261008071556 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Grey Whistle Theft - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a rebellious priest coincides with the theft of the picnic area supervisor's whistle. Is law and order breaking down on Craggy Island?</desc>
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    <title>A Song for Europe - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ted and Dougal decide to enter the 1996 Eurosong Contest. With inspired lyrics, a jaunty tune and the right attitude, they stand a good chance. Don't they?</desc>
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    <title>Scorpion Tales - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Family duos take part in stunts that include hanging from a speeding helicopter and eating scorpions that they must retrieve from the grill of a semi truck.</desc>
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    <title>Broken Hearts &amp; Blood Baths - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Four teams of exes face stunts that include escaping from a submerged car and climbing on top of a moving bus.</desc>
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    <title>Tall Crappaccino - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Couples face stunts that include being catapulted off a building towards a cargo net and transferring snakes off their partners with their mouths.</desc>
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    <title>Snake Bite - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The four new teams of couples assemble: Joel and Andrea, "party people" who met in Vegas; DJ and Brooklyn, a careful 19-year-old number cruncher and an 18-year-old risk taker; Todd and Carole, a married couple out to prove that 50 is a badge of honor; and Roberto and Tanya, a determined power couple. Their first challenge involves getting catapulted off a building onto a rope net, where they must gather 10 flags a piece as quickly as possible while being rained on the entire time. The team with the worst time is eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>Roach Coach - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Struggling to keep their wits about them, contestants in this episode have to endure being bound and locked in a cage that is slowly submerged underwater while their teammate has to dive in and struggle to free them before they run out of air. At the aptly named â€œFear Factor Food Truck,â€ teammates are forced to eat a box lunch of live cockroaches and giant grasshoppers, accompanied by a side dish of rat hair chips and a special salsa topped with maggots. In the final stunt, one team member must leap back and forth from a swerving bus to a trailing car driven by his/her partner, in a timed race to retrieve flags the fastest. One team will remain standing and claim the $50,000 cash prize.</desc>
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    <title>The Bees Are So Angry -- Part 1 - S07E06</title>
    <desc>The contestants, which include a couple that just met on Craigslist and a pair of exes hot off their breakup, must complete five stunts for a grand prize of $100,000. In the first stunt, one contestant is tied to the bottom of a flying helicopter while their teammate must cut them loose and try to drop them onto a target below. Another stunt involves thousands of bees – as one teammate must endure being covered in bees, the other teammate must consume 20 live bees. And in another daring feat – contestants are shot through a plate glass window on the 13th floor of an office building.</desc>
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    <title>The Bees Are So Angry -- Part 2 - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Part two of a special two-hour Fear Factor, with a special prize of $100,000 at stake.</desc>
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    <title>Leeches &amp; Shaved Heads &amp; Tear Gas, Oh My! -- Part 1 - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Leeches, Shaved Heads and Tear Gas, Oh My! Part 1</desc>
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    <title>Leeches &amp; Shaved Heads &amp; Tear Gas, Oh My! -- Part 2 - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Part two of a special two-part Fear Factor, with a special prize of $100,000 at stake.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Is Thicker Than Water - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The upcoming incarnation has been updated for today's generation with stunts inspired by viral videos, popular scary movies, and urban legends. Teams of contestants will be taken outside their comfort zones as they confront their fears and battle it out for the $50,000 grand prize</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003832 +0000" stop="20261008012350 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is Anybody Out There? - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Up against the clock, Morgan, Grace, and Alicia work to buy time as Dorie and Dwight race against the elements. Meanwhile, Sarah and Wendell get help from an unexpected source.</desc>
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    <title>Channel 4 - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The group, traveling in a convoy, doubles-down on their mission to find and help survivors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021034 +0000" stop="20261008030059 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>210 Words Per Minute - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A dying man's dream comes true as Grace and Morgan search for supplies in an abandoned shopping mall, where they must fight to survive when their mission goes awry; Dwight is put to the test after he claims he wants to be a better man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030059 +0000" stop="20261008034601 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Still Here - S05E11</title>
    <desc>A mysterious artwork catches Alicia's attention as she tries to find where she belongs in the convoy; Strand and Alicia find themselves in a battle between survivors when their scouting mission goes awry; Al hits a roadblock with Morgan.</desc>
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    <title>Ner Tamid - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Charlie discovers a Rabbi living by himself at a synagogue as she searches for a place the convoy can call home; Sarah and Dwight encounter surprise foes.</desc>
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    <title>Leave What You Don't - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Logan's true intentions are unveiled; the mission hangs in the balance as Luciana, Sarah and Dwight try to negotiate; Alicia and Strand embark on a rescue mission to save a new survivor at a familiar structure; a dangerous threat makes itself known.</desc>
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    <title>Today and Tomorrow - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A survivor sends Al and Morgan into a dangerous settlement where Al chases a lead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055746 +0000" stop="20261008064326 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Channel 5 - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Al makes a response after hearing Virginia's statement; when circumstances take a turn for the worse, June decides to look for a new home; Morgan is forced to make a tough decision when Grace's condition fails to improve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064326 +0000" stop="20261008073457 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Line - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Morgan is accompanied by the group when he embarks on a mission as he faces an unknown future; Al connects the pieces; June makes a promise with John.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001604 +0000" stop="20261008004203 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spy in Space - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The crew of XL5 encounter Boris and Griselda the space pirates on the Companion 12 space station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004203 +0000" stop="20261008010809 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sun Temple - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When experimenting with a new warhead in space, Steve Zodiac is forced to save Venus from the clutches from the sinister Cult of Miras before she can be sacrificed to their sun-god...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010809 +0000" stop="20261008013409 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XL5 to H2O - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Everyone on planet Zolpheid is killed in an Aquaphibian attack, except for Rald and Jerek. Receiving an SOS, Space City sends Fireball XL5 to rescue the two from Zolpheid's oceans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013409 +0000" stop="20261008020008 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Pirates - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While babysitting Commander Zero's son, Jonathan, Venus tells him story about when Fireball XL5 encountered a group of space pirates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020008 +0000" stop="20261008022618 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Zodiac - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Steve celebrates the anniversary of his family's circus act, Venus falls asleep and dreams of a plot devised by Mr and Mrs Space Spy and the nomadic Monadians to take over the Earth…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022618 +0000" stop="20261008025234 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Pen - S01E10</title>
    <desc>To capture a group of criminals, Steve, Matt and Venus pretend to steal XL5.</desc>
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    <title>Space Monster - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Last of the Zanadus - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Major Jim Ireland returns to Earth after 10 years in space. However, no one is aware he has become an agent for Kudos, the only survivor from the planet Zanadu, who wants revenge on all Lazoones for destroying his people.</desc>
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    <title>Planet of Platonia - S01E13</title>
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    <title>The Triads - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After detecting a series of massive explosions in space, Steve and the crew of XL5 find a planet three times bigger than Earth, but they soon crash land...</desc>
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    <title>Wings of Danger - S01E15</title>
    <desc>On Planet 46, the Subterraineans plan revenge on Zodiac and send a robot bird to infect him with radium.</desc>
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    <title>Convict in Space - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After top secret plans are stolen from Earth, XL5 enocunters Boris and Griselda, but Matt is captured.</desc>
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    <title>Space Vacation - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Kernak, ruler of Kemple, plots the resettlement of his people to Planet Olympus by poisoning Olympus' ruler's son. Venus and Matt are captured and must be rescued by Steve.</desc>
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    <title>Flight to Danger - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Lt. Ninety qualifies for his astronauts wings by landing XL5 in one piece and then piloting XL1 off the launch rail; but on his return to Earth his capsule catches fire.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoner on the Lost Planet - S01E19</title>
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    <title>The Forbidden Planet - S01E20</title>
    <desc>At Space Observatory 1, Matt and Dr. Stamp work on a new Ultrascope space probe. However, the people of the planet the probe is sent to observe don't take too kindly to being watched and kidnap the scientists.</desc>
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    <title>Robert to the Rescue - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While stargazing, Prof. Matic discovers a new planet, but it doesn't read on any electronic instruments. Curious, Steve and the others set out in the XL5 to investigate, and find that the planet is more sinister than first thought...</desc>
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    <title>Jaynestown - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the Serenity crew travels to a planet to strike a smuggling deal, Jayne discovers the populace worships him as a hero; Inara makes a man out of a magistrate's 26-year-old virginal son; Book's nerves fray as he tends to River.</desc>
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    <title>Out of Gas - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Serenity’s life support system fails, Mal orders the crew off the ship — but he stays behind.</desc>
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    <title>Shindig - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On a mission to transport some goods on the planet Persephone, the Serenity crew attend a ball where Mal finds himself at odds with one of Inara’s “clients.”</desc>
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    <title>Safe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Things go terribly wrong during a job on an outer planet; both Simon and River are kidnapped by the locals in need of a doctor, while the rest of the crew finds themselves in need a doctor of their own.</desc>
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    <title>Ariel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On return to Ariel, Simon hires the crew out to smuggle River into a hospital so Simon can figure out what the Alliance did to her.</desc>
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    <title>War Stories - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Tensions begin to run high on board the Serenity when Wash finds himself feeling threatened by the closeness between Mal and Zoe.</desc>
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    <title>Objects in Space - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A bounty hunter named Jubal Early sets his sites on capturing River Tam and manages to sneak aboard the Serenity in deep space.</desc>
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    <title>Serenity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In desperate times, the crew of Serenity is transporting passengers to another planet, only to discover that one of them has smuggled something strange in their cargo.</desc>
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    <title>Heart of Gold - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Serenity goes to the moon of Deadwood to answer a distress call from Inara’s old friend who runs a brothel.</desc>
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    <title>Trash - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mal has to make a tough choice in whether he should trust Saffron when she offers the Serenity crew an opportunity to make a lot of money on a risky job.</desc>
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    <title>Last Words/Nowhere to Hide - S11E10</title>
    <desc>In Birmingham, a 49-year-old man is beaten and shot in the middle of a housing complex in broad daylight. In a community where no one wants to be seen as "snitching," finding someone to come forward with information will be Detective Chris Anderson's biggest challenge. Then, in DeKalb County, lead detective Chris Franklin investigates the murder of an 18-year-old male, gunned down in an apartment complex. The case takes a turn when Franklin learns the killer's intended target was actually the victim's friend.</desc>
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    <title>Hit List/Hand in Hand - S11E11</title>
    <desc>In Miami, lead detective TC Cepero investigates the murder of a 20-year-old male, gunned down in the middle of the street in broad daylight. With surveillance video of the suspect and possible witnesses they learn the victim may have been on the killers hit list. Then, in DeKalb County, a 20-year-old man is shot dead while walking his girlfriend home at night. Sergeant Matthew Ferreira and team must work quickly to solve this senseless murder that also left two others injured.</desc>
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    <title>No Return/Dangerous Game - S11E12</title>
    <desc>In Harris County, a family man is shot down in his driveway. With no motive or witnesses lead investigator Deputy Juan Viramontes hopes a clue found on the victim's car can lead to the killer. And in Miami, as a family settles in for the night, gunshots erupt in their front yard. A startled mother walks outside and discovers her son shot dead. Rookie homicide Det. Frank Castillo must delve into the vices of the victim in order to track down the person responsible for this brazen act of violence.</desc>
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    <title>Love Her Madly/Off Track - S11E13</title>
    <desc>In Miami, the Homicide Unit responds to a scene to find the 911 caller covered in blood and a 35-year-old woman brutally stabbed. And in DeKalb County, Det. Joe Renaud and his team are working the shooting murder of a 22-year-old man.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Alley/Bad Deal - S11E14</title>
    <desc>A man is found dead in an alley in a Birmingham suburb; A 24-year-old man is shot to death in his apartment in DeKalb County, Ga.</desc>
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    <title>The Chase/One Shot - S11E15</title>
    <desc>In Harris County, Deputy Abraham Alanis is working the homicide of a 69-year-old Navy veteran. When Alanis' first big break, surveillance video of the potential perpetrator, fails to show the suspect's face, investigators take a closer at the footage and notice something big--a small detail in the video, could be a huge break for the case. And in Birmingham, Det. Marcel Walker responds to the city's first homicide since a deadly tornado ravaged the city. Walker needs to determine whether two people seen fleeing the crime scene moments after the shooting are witnesses to the heinous act or responsible for it.</desc>
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    <title>Caught in the Middle - S11E16</title>
    <desc>In Miami, two men are found beaten and shot behind an abandoned house. As Det. TC Cepero digs deeper into the case he unearths more than one reason the men could have been killed.</desc>
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    <title>Pointless/Set Up - S11E17</title>
    <desc>In Birmingham, Detective Chris Anderson investigates the gruesome murder of a woman who is shot to death and then set on fire. Anderson hunts down his suspects, but it's the victim's family that reveals a final, disturbing twist in the case. In DeKalb County, Detective Joe Renaud is working the homicide of a father of four, gunned down outside an apartment complex on the east side of town. Without little to go on, Renaud and his team must put the pieces of this puzzle together to track down the killer.</desc>
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    <title>Love Kills/Justified - S11E18</title>
    <desc>In Miami, Detectives Anthony Reyes and Manny Castillo investigate a man shot dead on a residential street. The case takes a turn when they learn that the house he was found in front of is where his ex-girlfriend lives. Then in Birmingham, a gunfight at a gas station leaves one man dead. Detective Cynthia Morrow discovers surveillance video that shows who killed the man, but eyewitness testimony calls in to question who is to blame.</desc>
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    <title>Ultimate Price - S11E19</title>
    <desc>A person is killed in Miami while trying to stop a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>Parents of College Students Find Fixer Close to Campus - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A California couple wants a charming fixer-upper in Waco to be near their kids at Baylor. They are looking for a three-bedroom, two-bath house full of original detailing and shiplap for under $175,000.</desc>
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    <title>Newlyweds Take on a Run-Down Fixer for Their Future Together - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Ken and Kelly are newlyweds looking for their first home together in Waco, Texas. Chip and Joanna find a rundown fixer-upper and customize it for the couple.</desc>
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    <title>Chip and Jo Bring a Relaxing Coastal Feel to a Rural Fixer - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Chip and Joanna convert a rural ranch to a breezy beach-style home for Chris and Lindy.</desc>
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    <title>Chip and Jo Give a Run-Down Tiny House a Total Makeover for an Adventurous, Young Couple - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cameron and Jessie love the cozy charm of small-scale living, but want a place of their own. Chip and Joanna turn an abandoned tiny house into a modern living space for the adventurous couple.</desc>
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    <title>Single Foster Mom Finds Fixer for Future Family - S03E15</title>
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    <title>Family Leaves the Bustling City for Quiet Simplicity - S03E16</title>
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    <title>A Host &amp; Hostess for the Bed &amp; Breakfast - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Chip &amp; Joanna throw a 'silobration' for the grand opening of the Magnolia Silos and renovate the next door innkeepers' house for the Magnolia Bed and Breakfast managers.</desc>
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    <title>Tiny House, Big Charme - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Cameron and Jessie Bells Shotgun House</desc>
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    <title>A Dog-Loving Couple Searches for Their First Home - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Andrew and Brittany Chapman are looking to buy their first home together with plenty of space for their two dogs. Chip and Joanna have big plans for the renovation and an even bigger surprise for the Chapman's pooches.</desc>
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    <title>After Recent Adoption, Family Finds Space to Thrive - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Keith and Annabeth Morgan recently adopted two girls and are hoping to find a house where their family can have space to grow. The Gaines family has a bedroom design face-off to create a special space for the Morgan kids.</desc>
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    <title>Bright, Open Design Transforms Couple's First Home Together - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Matt and Melissa look to buy their first house together in Waco, Texas. Local school districts and parks are big draws for the couple, but they need the vision of Chip and Jo to help them find the perfect home to put down roots.</desc>
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    <title>Abra Kadabra - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The Flash battles Abra Kadabra, a villain from the 64th Century, who makes him a tempting offer, release him and Abra Kadara will reveal Savitar’s true identity. Desperate to save Iris, Barry considers taking the deal but Gypsy breaches in to capture the villain for her own reasons and during the melee, Abra Kadabra manages to escape. Barry is furious that Gypsy interfered but Gypsy refuses to back down, forcing Cisco to take sides. Meanwhile, Julian is still a bit cold towards Caitlin but when she is severely injured in a battle with Gypsy, he rushes to her side.</desc>
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    <title>The Once and Future Flash - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Barry travels to the future to find out Savitar’s still unknown identity in the hopes of saving Iris. Upon his arrival in 2024, Barry encounters future versions of his Team Flash friends, who, following the death of Iris, have become very different people, profoundly impacted by their showdown with Savitar. It will be up to Barry to infuse a sense of hope back into the team, as he proves to be hero his future friends have been waiting for. Meanwhile, back in 2017, the hunt for Killer Frost continues.</desc>
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    <title>I Know Who You Are - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Barry and the team meet Tracy Brand, a scientist, who may be the key to stopping Savitar. Unfortunately, Killer Frost is also after Tracy so Team Flash must battle their old friend, which proves to be particularly difficult for Cisco. Joe and Cecile’s relationship takes a big turn.</desc>
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    <title>Cause and Effect - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Barry takes drastic measures to stop Savitar. Meanwhile, H.R. continues to push Tracy Brand to design the trap for Savitar and Killer Frost returns with an interesting proposal.</desc>
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    <title>Infantino Street - S03E22</title>
    <desc>With only 24 hours left until Savitar murders Iris, Barry struggles to save the woman he loves and makes the choice to use any means necessary to do so. Realizing he has one option left to save her, The Flash turns to Captain Cold for help.</desc>
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    <title>Finish Line - S03E23</title>
    <desc>With nothing left to lose, Barry takes on Savitar in an epic showdown.</desc>
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    <title>The Flash Reborn - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With Barry in the speed force, Iris, Kid Flash, Joe, and Vibe have taken over protecting Central City. However, when a powerful armored villain threatens to level the city if The Flash doesn’t appear, Cisco makes a risky decision to break Barry out of the speed force. However, the Barry that comes out isn’t the same Barry that went in.</desc>
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    <title>Mixed Signals - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Barry has his hands full when he takes on a dangerous meta who can control technology, while also confronting an obstacle in his personal life: the ramifications of abandoning Iris for six months to balance the Speed Force. Meanwhile, Gypsy breaches in for a hot date with Cisco, but she gets annoyed when his work keeps them apart.</desc>
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    <title>Luck Be a Lady - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Barry and the team are hit by a string of bad luck and realize it is the handiwork of a new meta, Becky nicknamed Hazard, who has the ability to give others bad luck, while cashing in the benefits for herself. Meanwhile, Harry Wells returns to Earth-1 to give Wally a message from Jesse.</desc>
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    <title>Elongated Journey Into Night - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cisco is shocked when Gypsy’s father, Breacher, shows up on Earth-1. Breacher takes an immediate disliking to Cisco and decides to hunt him. Meanwhile, Barry runs into his old nemesis, Ralph Dibny.</desc>
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    <title>Famous Friends and Strangeness - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Flav invites friends in the hip hop industry to his house to test who's really here for Flav and who wants to get with someone famous. A special surprise guest will also appear.</desc>
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    <title>Who Loves New York - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Just like last season, Flav has invited a special guest from his past to help give him input on his selection of ladies. The seven remaining girls are going to join Flav for a photo shoot for Urb magazine. He wants them to look slammin' and he's put his special guest in charge, not only of their appearance, but also of tonight's elimination. Can these girls meet up to the guest's standards?</desc>
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    <title>Boxin Each Other Out - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Flav gives the five remaining ladies an hour to vote on which two women should be sent packing. But Flav may take issues with their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Steppin' Out Flav Style - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With four contestants remaining, Flav takes two ladies sailing and escorts the other two to wine country for some grape stomping. Later, two of the women are invited to Flav's suite for a nightcap, and one contestant is eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>Family Flavors - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Flav flies in the three remaining ladies' parents for a party that includes his six children and two grandchildren.</desc>
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    <title>Oh No She Didn't! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A clip show featuring second-season highlights.</desc>
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    <title>Flav Belize in Love - S02E11</title>
    <desc>In the second-season finale, Flav takes the last two contestants to Belize for a three-day getaway and spends 24 hours alone with each, getting massages on the beach and going snorkeling, before he selects a winner.</desc>
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    <title>After the Lovin' - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The second-season cast reunited with Flav to dish on the show.</desc>
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    <title>In Flav We Trust - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The third season kicks off with Flav meeting a new group of ladies.</desc>
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    <title>Pimp My Gurney - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The ladies dress up as nurses and explain to Flav how they would mend his broken heart. The three contestants with the best remedies earn a date with Flav. Meanwhile, the remaining gals hang around the house and, before long, tempers flare.</desc>
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    <title>Reindeer Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining 13 ladies develop a plan for a Flavor Flav-themed restaurant. Split into two teams, the gals come up with a menu, design the interior, and prepare a sample meal. The winning team gets a group date with Flav.</desc>
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    <title>British Empire Battle - S05E07</title>
    <desc>It's a British Invasion on Flea Market Flip. English couple Tony and Suzanne are throwing down for the Flipping crown against Team New Zealand, Andrew and Kelly. The battle begins at Stormville Airport Antique Show and Flea Market in upstate New York. Lara Spencer gives each team a budget of $500 and one hour to find the items from their Flip List: World Design, Reclaimed Modern and Mashup Design. Tony and Suzanne keep calm and carry on as they restore a vintage radio, while Andrew and Kelly give their dining set some Kiwi flair by adding traditional Maori accents. It will all come down to the profit when the teams sell their rehabbed projects at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. The team that makes the most profit will take home $5000 and the Flipping Crown.</desc>
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    <title>Pros vs. Rookies - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Sassy friends Shanae and Sarah are all dressed up and ready to flip. They're up against seasoned, married pickers, Gina and Mark. The teams meet for the first time at Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts where they have $500 to hunt down forgotten treasures and transform three design projects from their Flip List: Restoration Remix, Entertainment Project, and Eclectic Design. Mark and Gina know that experience counts, when it comes to finding timeworn treasures, but Shanae and Sarah are confident being young and on trend will win out. With their items in hand, the teams head to the workshop where they have just one day to transform their pieces before selling them at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. Who will have the advantage? Whichever team flips their items for the biggest profit will take home $5000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Aficionado and Good Morning America Anchor, Lara Spencer.</desc>
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    <title>New York vs. New Jersey - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Team New Jersey, Carolyn and Robert go head-to-head with Team New York, Amanda and Susan. The flipping begins when the teams get $500 and only one hour to find pieces that need a little TLC at Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts. The teams waste no time searching for projects from their Flip List: Seating Assignment, Rustic To Refined, and Salvage Design. Next, they head to the workshop where they have one day to transform their pieces. Upcycling pros, Amanda and Susan transform an architectural corbel into an elegant bench while married pickers, Carolyn and Robert, turn a motorcycle wheel into an industrial chandelier. Each team hopes to turn their projects into big profits at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. Will the home turf advantage help Amanda and Susan win, or will Carolyn and Robert make the most profit and take the $5000 back to New Jersey? Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Expert and Good Morning America Anchor, Lara Spencer.</desc>
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    <title>Flipping Metal Mania - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Best buds Anthony and Tonie are competing against married metal heads, Aaron and Angie. With $500 in hand and the encouragement of Lara Spencer, the teams hit the aisles of Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts. They have one hour to find the best bargains from their Flip List: Metal Project, Bachelor Pad, and Less Is More. Next, the teams put the pedal to the metal in the workshop, where they have just one day to transform their projects. Aaron and Angie upcycle an industrial metal cart into a chic coffee table. Meanwhile, Anthony and Tonie hope that orange really is the new black as they upcycle a prison transport bench into stylish seating. With their projects complete, the teams get ready to sell at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. But will the customers at be in the mood for refurbished metal projects or prison-chic? The team that scores the biggest profit will score $5000.</desc>
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    <title>Hair-Flipping Fab - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Married pickers, Jeff and Amy have been turning trash into treasure for 25 years. They're going up against Dina and Shanna. The teams start their flip looking for hidden gems at Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts. They have $500 and one hour to find three items from their Flip List: Simple Living, Radical Reimagine, and Geometric Design. The competition gets a little hair-raising as Jeff and Amy transform an antique dress-form into a one-of-a-kind 'wine babe.' Meanwhile, Dina and Shanna reinvent a worn-out wooden cabinet into their own version of a modern wine bar. Will Amy's big blonde hair be her team's secret weapon? We'll find out when it comes time to sell at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. The team makes the most profit on their projects wins $5000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Fanatic and Good Morning America Anchor, Lara Spencer.</desc>
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    <title>Passion vs. Fashion - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Passionate pickers Melody and Patty are putting their flipping skills to the test against fashionable friends, Dana and Jarmaz. First stop is the Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market where the teams have $500 and one hour to find the best bargains they can. Their Flip List includes: Great Pieces, Mod Makeover, and Pairs Of Chairs. Next, it's time to get fixing in the workshop. Melody and Patty reimagine an antique headboard into a classic bench. But Dana and Jarmaz run into serious trouble when they try to reupholster their weather-beaten banquette and they find way more then they bargained for.</desc>
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    <title>Flipping Frenemies - S05E13</title>
    <desc>It's a Frenemy Face-off, when professional flippers, Ryan and Nina go head-to-head with their best friends, Jared and Rae. With $500 in hand and one hour to shop, the teams break out of the friend zone as they search the aisles of Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts for items from their Flip List: Fabric Project, House Party, and Smart Storage. The pressure is on in the workshop, when Lara reveals that the teams spent the same amount of money at Brimfield. Ryan and Nina get to work deconstructing a wingback chair, while keeping an eye on their frenemies. Meanwhile Jared and Rae reinvent a vintage chest. Next, it's time to take their transformed pieces to the Long Island City Flea's Winter Market. At the end of the day, Will these couples be friends or frenemies? Because whichever team makes the most profit will pocket $5000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Connoisseur and Good Morning America Anchor, Lara Spencer.</desc>
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    <title>Eclectic vs. Frequent Flippers - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Eclectic friends, Doug and June are competing against frequent flippers, Cindy and Lynn. The search for flea market gems begins at Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts, where the teams have $500 and one hour to find items from their Flip List: Industrial Design, Retro Chic, and Multipurpose. Next, it's time to transform their finds, in the workshop. Doug and June turn a Model A car grill into a decorative mirror, while Cindy and Lynn give an antique Dictaphone a new life. But when it comes time to sell, which flipped items will connect with shoppers at the Long Island City Flea's Winter Market? In the end, the team that makes the most profit wins the $5000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Aficionado and Good Morning America Anchor, Lara Spencer.</desc>
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    <title>Rockers vs. Besties - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Married rockers Nic and Carla turn it up to 11 when they take on bargain-hunting best buds Adam and Wade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032516 +0000" stop="20261008034600 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gypsies vs. Gents - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Self-proclaimed design gypsies Ed and Terina plan to put their artistic skills to the test against DIY pros Gary and Jack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034600 +0000" stop="20261008040717 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vignette Flip - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Two teams hit the ground running to find and transform three items that will complement one room.</desc>
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    <title>Sky-High Flipping - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Flight attendant flippers Isabell and Diahann take on fairy junk-mothers Stephany and Jane at the Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts. The team with the biggest profit will fly away with $5,000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042834 +0000" stop="20261008044951 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Boroughs - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Manhattan divas Tracey and Catherine get their nails out against Brooklyn builders Bryan and Hank. They'll complete three projects from our Flip List and whoever makes the most profit wins the subway series and takes home $5,000!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044951 +0000" stop="20261008051043 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flipping Unicorn - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Magic is in the air as design duo Cherise and Kim compete against creative craftsmen Joe and Andrew. The Flip List includes a Wabi-Sabi project, a Workspace project, and Pattern Play. See who brings it all together for the win!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051043 +0000" stop="20261008053137 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers vs. Sisters - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Brothers battle sisters as sibling teams flip house party, modern and set or pair items.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053137 +0000" stop="20261008055255 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids vs. Parents - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Parents Mike and Mary take on their own daughters Erin and Julia, and it's time to put the flip before family as they transform items with a pop of color, storage potential and heirloom qualities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055255 +0000" stop="20261008061413 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DIY Daters vs. Bickering Buds - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Dating flippers Kelly and Jay go to battle against designing friends Laura and Diane at the Brimfield, Massachusetts, antique show in a race to complete pieces from the Flip List and win $5,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061413 +0000" stop="20261008063532 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipping Bingo - S06E10</title>
    <desc>It's all fun and games as Team Bingo takes on an antique-loving duo in an effort to transform three projects from the Flip List and walk away with $5,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063532 +0000" stop="20261008065645 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Couples - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Two couples clash for cash as they transform items to fit the Accent Design, Metallics and Restoration Remix categories on the Flip List.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065645 +0000" stop="20261008071743 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey Ma, Watch Me Flip! - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Married pickers Alanna and Mark vs mother-daughter duo Sannie and Mackenzie; seating, deconstructed design and farmhouse chic.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wives vs. Husbands - S06E13</title>
    <desc>It's a battle with houses divided as two wives compete against their husbands for $5,000 and bragging rights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073848 +0000" stop="20261008075954 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chairs, Chairs, Chairs - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Elephant's Trunk Flea Market looks for gems with contrasting design, rewrapped design and a "mad mod" project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002114 +0000" stop="20261008004411 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps with an event at Claire's work which inevitably ends in disaster, but an introduction to Claire's colleague proves intriguing, and a chance meeting with a stranger opens Fleabag's eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Priest takes Fleabag for some quiet reflection leading to an unexpected revelation. After a day spent looking back on painful memories, Fleabag searches for solace, only to find more trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011136 +0000" stop="20261008013438 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013438 +0000" stop="20261008020150 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the wedding arrives, Jake wants to know where Claire is, and the Priest upstages the bride. As secrets are revealed and decisions are made, will Fleabag find the ending she's looking for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020150 +0000" stop="20261008022813 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Angry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious, Fleabag arrives with a bang, as she spins through the city grasping at anyone and anything that might keep her head above water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022813 +0000" stop="20261008025521 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Haunted by memories of her dead best friend, dumped by her emotionally-fragile boyfriend, and now desperately trying to sell her stolen goods, Fleabag attempts to rekindle romantic fires to distract her from the mayhem of her life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps her inappropriate brother-in-law buy a present for Claire, who is organising her own surprise birthday party. Meanwhile, on the hunt for a date, Fleabag reconnects with a toothy friend.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fleabag and her sister Claire reluctantly visit a female-only, silent retreat, courtesy of their father.
Their enforced silence is interrupted, however, by an unusual neighbouring weekend workshop, explosive secrets coming to light, and a surprising connection with an old acquaintance.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>On the anniversary of her mother’s death, Fleabag and Claire return to their family home for the annual memorial lunch. Although this time there is an interloper…
Things get heated between Fleabag and her Godmother who muscles her way into the occasion and reveals plans for her Sex-hibition.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fleabag takes a date to her Godmother's Sex-hibition only to discover a few shocks are in store for her, including a declaration of love, a familiar piece of work, and an entire wall of surprises.
But where is Claire? The season finale forces Fleabag to face up to her actions, and to finally reveal what happened to her beloved friend, Boo.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The eponymous Fleabag returns, joining an uncomfortable family dinner to celebrate Godmother and Dad’s engagement.  

Alongside familiar faces - uptight sister Claire and her alcoholic husband Martin - Fleabag find herself intrigued by Godmother’s new priest. The evening comes to a tempestuous end, however, when an unexpected attack brings old tensions bubbling to the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A counselling session elicits an uncomfortable truth from Fleabag, and she finds herself somewhere unexpected. Elsewhere, a chat with Claire brings some unwelcome news, Martin and Fleabag face off, and Jake wonders where Claire is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052627 +0000" stop="20261008054924 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps with an event at Claire's work which inevitably ends in disaster, but an introduction to Claire's colleague proves intriguing, and a chance meeting with a stranger opens Fleabag's eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054924 +0000" stop="20261008061649 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Priest takes Fleabag for some quiet reflection leading to an unexpected revelation. After a day spent looking back on painful memories, Fleabag searches for solace, only to find more trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061649 +0000" stop="20261008063951 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063951 +0000" stop="20261008070703 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the wedding arrives, Jake wants to know where Claire is, and the Priest upstages the bride. As secrets are revealed and decisions are made, will Fleabag find the ending she's looking for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070703 +0000" stop="20261008073326 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Angry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious, Fleabag arrives with a bang, as she spins through the city grasping at anyone and anything that might keep her head above water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073326 +0000" stop="20261008080033 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Haunted by memories of her dead best friend, dumped by her emotionally-fragile boyfriend, and now desperately trying to sell her stolen goods, Fleabag attempts to rekindle romantic fires to distract her from the mayhem of her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001210 +0000" stop="20261008003646 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King for a Night - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The King of Stonesylvania (who is naturally a look-alike for Fred) is in Bedrock to secure a ten million dollar loan for his country.  He runs away and his assistants hire Fred to impersonate him.  Barney encounters the king and, thinking it is the real Fred, is puzzled as to why he is acting so strangely.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Indianrockolis 500 - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Fred and Barney enter Barney's home-built car in the Indianrockolis 500. To fool Mr. Slate, Fred drives under the name "Goggles Pisanno."  Will Fred succeed in winning the $50,000.00 prize for Pebbles' and Bamm-Bamm's college education?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010202 +0000" stop="20261008012719 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adobe Dick - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A Water Buffalo fishing trip turns exciting when Fred and Barney are swallowed by the feared whalesaurus Adobe Dick.  They escape by tickling the beast until it laughs itself to sleep, and Barney photographs Fred standing next to it.  But when they use the picture to prove their fish story, they discover that Barney has taken a great shot of his own finger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012719 +0000" stop="20261008015211 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Flintstone - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Fred works as a department store Santa to pick up some extra holiday cash.  He is so successful that the real Santa Claus, who is ill, asks him to take over delivering toys on Christmas Eve.  Fred does, but in his rush he forgets to deliver presents to his own house.  To his delight, he finds Santa has already taken care of it.</desc>
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    <title>Fred's Flying Lesson - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When Fred wins free flying lessons in a Lodge raffle, he dreams of starting a new career as an airplane pilot.  Things do not go that smoothly, however, and when Fred is thrown out of the place over an army base, he has to talk co-pilot Barney and the plane down by radio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021650 +0000" stop="20261008024111 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred's Second Car - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Fred buys a second car at a police auction, unaware that the vehicle is also being sought by a gang of jewel thieves, who think stolen jewels are hidden inside.  Fred is captured by the gang and sends Dino for help, then manages to escape.  Wilma, Betty, and the police arrive on the scene just as the gang catches up with him a second time.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Time Machine - S05E18</title>
    <desc>While at the World's Fair, the Flintstones and the Rubbles laughingly step into a time machine, which they believe to be a hoax.  But before long, they are transported to Ancient (but to them, future) Rome, Arthurian England, on board the ship of Christopher Columbus, and to Colonial America to meet Ben Franklin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030544 +0000" stop="20261008033058 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hatrocks and the Gruesomes - S05E19</title>
    <desc>When Fred's hillbilly friends the Hatrocks come to visit, even the Gruesomes can't scare them away.  Fred finally discovers their aversion to rock music, and uses it to chase them back to the hills.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Moonlight and Maintenance - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Tired of household chores, Fred moves his family to the fully automated Bedrock Towers, taking on the job of building custodian to help pay the rent.  Problems result from the discovery that his own apartment is in the sub-basement, while his daytime boss, Mr. Slate, occupies the penthouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035610 +0000" stop="20261008042129 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheriff for a Day - S05E21</title>
    <desc>While hunting out west for uranium, Fred and Barney manage to get themselves appointed sheriff and deputy in a town terrorized by an outlaw band.  They (and the town) are saved through the intervention of the famous television western family, the Cartrocks, westerners from the Rockerosa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042129 +0000" stop="20261008044611 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep in the Heart of Texarock - S05E22</title>
    <desc>In order to help Fred's rich Uncle Tex (whose ranch is so large it has its own ocean) capture some rustlers, Fred and Barney dress up as a cowasaurus.  The only problem is they attract the attentions of Carmen, a real female cowasaurus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044611 +0000" stop="20261008051125 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rolls Rock Caper - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Fred and Barney become the assistants of millionaire cop Aaron Boulder, only they chase the criminals while Boulder chases women.  At the end Boulder reveals they are guest stars on his new show, "Smile, You're On My Favorite Crime."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051125 +0000" stop="20261008053642 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstone - S05E24</title>
    <desc>When costumed television hero Superstone cancels out of a personal appearance, Fred is hired to take his place.  Criminals, meanwhile, plan to steal the box office receipts and frame Fred for it.  With Barney's help, Fred manages to catch the crooks and prove his innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053642 +0000" stop="20261008060101 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred Meets Hercurock - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Impressed by Fred's physical strength, movie producer Go-Go Ravine hires him to play "Hercurock" in a new movie.  After braving pterodactyls, charging mastodons, and a three-headed brontosaurus, though, Fred retires back to the safety of his day job at the rock quarry.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Surfin' Fred - S05E26</title>
    <desc>The quiet of the families' seaside weekend is shattered by a national surfing contest.  Fred, however, gets caught up in surfin' fever, and ultimately has to be saved by Jimmy Darrock (voiced by James Darren), a surf music idol posing as a lifeguard.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S09E06</title>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady falls in love with a four-month-old Shih Tzu with a serious health condition, helps a nervous pair of Chihuahuas come out of their shell, and struggles to contain a boisterous mutt who doesn't know her own strength.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033802 +0000" stop="20261008040022 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Paul meets a gentle Great Dane who's looking for love, a Dachshund whose enormous bark makes up for his compact stature, and a pair of bickering Lakeland Terriers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040022 +0000" stop="20261008042331 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Paul attempts to train an overly eager German Shepherd puppy who doesn't know how to calm down, and has to gain the trust of a terrified West Highland Terrier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042331 +0000" stop="20261008044538 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady helps a vocal and sound sensitive Staffie overcome his dislike of loud noises, and a cat who has got an extreme new makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044538 +0000" stop="20261008050755 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady returns to help a blind Bichon cope in her world of darkness. Paul also becomes captivated by a mystical, bald, rare breed of cat, and shows a cockapoo in distress how to de-stress with the help of essential oils.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050755 +0000" stop="20261008053010 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Paul meets a Shih Tzu with an extreme case of bladder stones. Plus, a Samoyed with a horrifically matted coat &amp; a feisty Chihuahua who is not falling for Paul's charms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053010 +0000" stop="20261008055222 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady struggles to help an excitable dog to calm down long enough for his leg break to heal, and he matches two lonely rescue dogs, but the path of true love does not run smoothly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055222 +0000" stop="20261008061422 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady helps a poodle overcome separation anxiety, meets a Plummer terrier with extreme guarding issues and falls for a young, smelly bulldog with a bad case of cherry eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061422 +0000" stop="20261008063623 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Paul O'Grady helps a Shar Pei cross who needs surgery, a destructive Mastiff with an unusual palette, and a lonely Bichon Frise cross who has separation anxiety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063623 +0000" stop="20261008065825 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Paul meets a scary-looking Spanish Mastiff who's struggling to send the right signals, a stressed Staffie with a tennis ball addiction, and a pair of timid Chihuahuas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065825 +0000" stop="20261008072044 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Paul helps a Chihuahua-pug cross who comes to Battersea after her owner passed away. He also meets a lovable bulldog called Donald with a long list of ailments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072044 +0000" stop="20261008074322 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Paul meets a six-year-old pug called Mildred with a long list of ailments and a 10-month-old golden retriever called Patrick who's had a double hip replacement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000715 +0000" stop="20261008002928 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paintball - S08E03</title>
    <desc>In 1962, the people of the small town of Hanford, California lost their sense of peace when one of their own, 15 year-old Marlene Miller, was murdered.  It would take 24 years and countless retrials before forensic scientists discovered the microscopic evidence that brought the killer to justice. Originally aired as Season 8, Episode 3.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002928 +0000" stop="20261008005206 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth or Consequences - S07E30</title>
    <desc>The investigation of the disappearance of a young woman leads police to a suspect who has a history of sexual assault, rape, and kidnapping. But police could not find the victim's body, making it more difficult to connect their suspect to the crime. Finally, police discover the remains of a charred tooth. Superimposed images and an analysis of the elements of a dental filling give investigators the proof they need to bring the perpetrator to justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005206 +0000" stop="20261008011437 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sniffing Revenge - S07E31</title>
    <desc>The Janet Overton Case. The sensitive nose of a forensic examiner sniffs out evidence of murder that had been right under their noses all the time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011437 +0000" stop="20261008013714 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleight of Hand - S07E32</title>
    <desc>In 1981, police found a partial print near a doorknob at a crime scene.  But without a suspect, police had no way to compare the print to the one million prints on file.  17 years later, new forensic technology changed that, breathing new life into what was a very old crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013714 +0000" stop="20261008015952 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scratching the Surface - S07E33</title>
    <desc>In Miami, Florida, a sniper opened fire from the rooftop of a manufacturing plant, killing one employee and injuring two others in the parking lot below. When the gun was found, the police discovered that the shooter had scratched the serial number off of it to make it untraceable.  But forensic scientists had a way to make the number reappear. Originally aired as Season 7, Episode 33.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015952 +0000" stop="20261008022231 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Proof - S07E34</title>
    <desc>In 1992, residents in and around Seattle were terrified that their home -- or business -- or church -- would be the next target of a serial arsonist.  More than 100 fires had been set, all apparently by the same person.  This was the biggest arson case in American history, and it was solved with the help of behavioral profiling, hypnosis, and a skillful sketch artist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022231 +0000" stop="20261008024440 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tourist Trap - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Bite marks lead the police to a killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024440 +0000" stop="20261008030718 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Marks the Spot - S07E35</title>
    <desc>The local police and the FBI are stumped when a serial killer sends them a map to his latest victim. There is no way to find who sent the map until an Illinois State Trooper traces the map to Microsoft. WorldCom helps investigators map the killers' digital trail to his real name address, where police uncover a sickening dungeon where Maury Travis filmed himself murdering several of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030718 +0000" stop="20261008032956 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Call - S07E38</title>
    <desc>The murder of a well respected surgeon in an upscale waterfront apartment community left police in St. Petersburg, Florida baffled. Cell phone mapping, wiretapping and a host of other forensic evidence would uncover a twisted conspiracy, and bring the doctor's killers to justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032956 +0000" stop="20261008035230 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marathon Man - S07E39</title>
    <desc>On February 14, 2000; Bob Dorotik's body was found on a mountain road near his family's horse ranch. His wife told police that Bob had gone jogging and never returned, but investigators had their doubts. He had been beaten and strangled, and it appeared that someone else had dressed him. Authorities began tracing the crime back to the family's ranch, leading them to think Bob Dorotik didn't leave home alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035230 +0000" stop="20261008041439 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Bitten - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Ray Krone was known throughout Arizona as the snaggletooth killer.  An unusal bite-mark on a murdered woman resulted in his conviction and death sentence.  A forensic expert told the jury that he was 100% certain that it was Krone who bit the victom.  But the expert knew he was wrong and confided to a friend ""I'm too commited, and now I'm in too deep.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041439 +0000" stop="20261008043617 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sniper's Trail - S07E40</title>
    <desc>Virginia and Maryland are both plagued with  serial sniper killers. These killers don't have a profile of their victims they just shoot at random. It will take all the help forensics has to solve this case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043617 +0000" stop="20261008045855 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plastic Fire - S07E41</title>
    <desc>Police say that a car crash, which killed an elderly woman, was murder and arson.  The driver, the victom's daughter, insisted it was an accident.  Two fire investigators came to two entirely different conclusions.  Was it an accident... or murder?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045855 +0000" stop="20261008052133 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Will - S07E42</title>
    <desc>Seventeen-year-old Shari Faye Smith was abducted in broad daylight, in front of her own home. The kidnapper tormented her family with phone calls, leading them to believe Shari was alive -- and then they received a letter he'd forced Shari to write, her 'last will and testament'. This document would lead investigators to Shari's killer, a fitting postscript to a heinous crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052133 +0000" stop="20261008054341 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Wet - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The Boczkowski Case. A woman’s death in Pennsylvania triggers a homicide investigation into another woman’s death in North Carolina.  The similarities in the cases were striking, and medical examiners must determine if the suspect’s story about accidental drowning is all wet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054341 +0000" stop="20261008060548 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair of the Dog - S08E18</title>
    <desc>With no forensic evidence found at a murder scene, investigators were baffled.  But they suspected that the victom's dog had witnessed the crime.  If she had, forensic scientists needed some way to find out what the dog had seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060548 +0000" stop="20261008062756 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking News - S08E19</title>
    <desc>She worked behind the scenes in a television newsroom.  But one day, instead of covering the news, she became the news.  The crime scene told a terrible tale of violence.  But it would take DNA, a behavioral profile, and a computer to solve the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062756 +0000" stop="20261008065005 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the World's a Stage - S08E20</title>
    <desc>When investigators arrived at the scene of a shooting, they found a most knowledgeable witness.  The victim's husband is a homicide detective and he said the shooting was an accident.  It took a photograph, a forensic scientist's own blood, and the flexibility of a tendon to solve the mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065005 +0000" stop="20261008071215 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Chill - S08E21</title>
    <desc>For years, a woman suffered from what appeared to be the unpleasant side effects of lithium, a drug prescribed to treat bipolar disorder.  Her search for help led her to numerous doctors and hospitals, and resulted in a 4,000-page medical file.   When she died, investigators had to determine if her death was due to natural causes, suicide, or murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071215 +0000" stop="20261008073422 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bound for Jail - S08E22</title>
    <desc>In 1986, Jeanette Kirby was brutally murdered while jogging in a Michigan park. Her assailant used unusual police-style handcuffs to subdue her before stabbing her to death. It took over 15 years for police to bring her killer to justice, using forensic science.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073422 +0000" stop="20261008075629 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot of Vengeance - S08E09</title>
    <desc>A 34-year-old nurse experiences a variety of flu-like symptoms. None of her doctors are able to discover the cause, until she visits the gynecologist for a routine check-up. She then learns it's something far worse than the flu. She is HIV-positive. Being a nurse, she could have contracted the HIV virus in any number of ways. In the end, science was able to determine not only how she had been infected, but also by whom. The worst part: it wasn't an accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002347 +0000" stop="20261008010804 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When an anonymous tip leads NIck to a "headless corpse" in the Raven, it is only the beginning of a deadly game, with vampires as the target. Nick soon discovers the ultimate target in these murders is LaCroix. Anyone and everyone who is close to LaCroix are being killed. When LaCroix reveals that the perpetrator is Divia, his daughter and master who he betrayed long ago, it becomes a race against time for Nick to find her before she comes for him or LaCroix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010804 +0000" stop="20261008015220 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Knight - S03E22</title>
    <desc>A suicide of a friend and colleague causes Natalie to reexamine her life and her feelings for Nick. Nick, too, is dealing with the loss of a friend, and his own feelings and reactions. When Natalie confronts him, Nick makes some decisions that will have far-reaching implications in all of their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015220 +0000" stop="20261008023332 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Knight (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Someone is killing a number of homeless people and draining their blood. Then a museum guard is killed the same way and a special artifact is stolen, a Mayan cup that Nick believes can help him become mortal again. Nick suspects that his old mentor Lacroix is in town and behind the murders. Forced into a partnership with the unbearable Detective Schanke, Nick has to face both Lacroix and the Homeless Killer while trying to protect his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023332 +0000" stop="20261008032133 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Knight: The Second Chapter (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Someone is killing a number of homeless people and draining their blood. Then a museum guard is killed the same way and a special artifact is stolen, a Mayan cup that Nick believes can help him become mortal again. Nick suspects that his old mentor Lacroix is in town and behind the murders. Forced into a partnership with the unbearable Detective Schanke, Nick has to face both Lacroix and the Homeless Killer while trying to protect his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032133 +0000" stop="20261008040927 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For I Have Sinned - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Another serial killer, this time preying on young women who all attend the same church. In order to catch him, Nick must try to overcome his fear and loathing of the Church and its symbols. Meanwhile, flashbacks to 15th Century France show Nick's encounter with a young peasant girl doomed to become a martyr when her claims that God spoke to her result in the Church branding her as a heretic and condemning her to burn at the stake. Nick offers her his version of immortality, but she refuses in favor of her own belief in life after death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040927 +0000" stop="20261008045720 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Act - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A young woman dies, and all evidence points to suicide. Nick, however, has a gut feeling that it was murder, but seems unable to prove it. Added to his stack of unsolved crimes, it makes Nick question his own feelings of self-worth, especially after hearing about another, real suicide: that of one of his "old friends". Nick must search through his memories of their relationship of centuries past to determine why she killed herself, and why he shouldn't.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045720 +0000" stop="20261008054513 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance By The Light Of The Moon - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A beautiful young woman is able to exert an almost supernatural control over men, driving them to commit criminal acts for her amusement. Nick manages to catch up with her, but will his own powers help prevent him from also falling under her spell?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054513 +0000" stop="20261008063307 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dying to Know You - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The wife and daughter of a well-known philanthropist are kidnapped and held for ransom, and psychic Denise Fort is brought in help Nick and Schanke with the case. Her powers are genuine, and therein lies the problem: she keeps picking up flashes of Nick's "other life", and Nick feels torn about whether or not to reveal himself to her, since she thinks it's a sign that she's having a breakdown. Nick's recollections of a similar situation in Puritan New England make him determined that Denise won't share th e fate of his mortal friend from that time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063307 +0000" stop="20261008072101 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Witness - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Nick's feelings of responsibility for the death of a man he was supposed to protect in a "sting" operation causes him to lie about actually seeing the murderer pull the trigger. In addition to the problem of having to appear in court to testify in broad daylight, Nick's desire to see justice done struggles with his conscience. He calls up memories of an incident from the past in which a woman lies in court, condemning to death a man Nick knows to be innocent, since he saw his fellow vampire Janette commit the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000933 +0000" stop="20261008005112 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword Of Perseus - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Four bladesmiths are sent on an Odyssey worthy of the Greek Gods: forge a blade from Greek armor and artifacts using the Go-Mai, or the five-layer technique. The smiths wrestle with steels of varying hardness to try to create a blade that would make the weapons God Hephaestus proud. Two smiths get through the brutal testing and head home to re-create the mythical Sword of Perseus. Which smith will return to the forge with a weapon formidable enough to take down the mighty Medusa, and be crowned “Forged In Fire” Champion, earning a check for $10,000?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005112 +0000" stop="20261008013316 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>General Patton's Sabre - S07E02</title>
    <desc>In a Forged in Fire first, four bladesmiths are tasked with forging a parameter specific blade shape in just two hours. To add more fuel to the fire, the smiths are unaware of the weapon they’re making and how it will be tested. After a couple of brutal rounds, two competitors survive the heat and the clock to make it back to their home forges to recreate an American hero’s signature sword: General Patton’s saber. Two smiths enter the battle, but only one will produce a weapon worthy of the Patton name and take home the Forged in Fire title and $10,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013316 +0000" stop="20261008021505 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jian Sword - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Four smiths get thrown into the mix when they must Frankenstein a blade from one knife and combine it with a different weapon’s handle. The pressure is on as these hybrid knives will have to perform and survive the brutal tests ahead. After an intense two rounds of forging two unnatural elements together–two smiths head back to their home forges to recreate one of the oldest, deadliest, and elegant blades in history: the Chinese Jian. Which smith will earn the honor of being named a Forged in Fire Champion and receive the $10,000 prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021505 +0000" stop="20261008025635 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rock Throwing Crossbow - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Four bladesmiths honor the forge’s legendary power hammer Big Blu by ripping it apart and forging competition choppers. But will beating beast’s high carbon heart, the piston, provide enough steel for all the smiths? After two exhaustive rounds, two remaining smiths head home to recreate one of history’s most unique hunting weapons: the Rock-Throwing Crossbow. Which smith will sling themselves to the title of Forged in Fire champion, earning respect and the $10,000 check?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025635 +0000" stop="20261008033823 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Edition - S07E05</title>
    <desc>In this frighteningly special Halloween competition, four smiths shiver to the bone as they salvage steel from the corpses of broken, decaying blades, and turn it into a zombie killer. Resurrecting a blade from the past proves to be no treat and one smith doesn't make it out alive. After the most terrifying testing to date, two brave souls are sent back to recreate a ghoulish weapon from the Middle Ages: the War Scythe. Can one smith survive another nightmare to join the ranks of Forged in Fire champions earning the $10,000 prize, or will the Crypt claim another?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033823 +0000" stop="20261008042025 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boa-Zande Sword - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Four smiths must know the drill when they’re tasked with forging a canister damascus blade using different sized drill bits. But when a tough round of fighting forge welds and chasing parameters takes one smith out of the competition – only three are left standing. After a nail biting round of testing – two head back to their home forges to recreate a brutal slicer from Central Africa: the Boa-Zande sword. Which smith’s weapon will chop down the competition’s to earn the title of Forged in Fire champion and the $10,000 prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042025 +0000" stop="20261008050201 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Musketeer Rapier - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Four smiths are tasked with transforming bits and pieces of old damascus steel into fossil damascus signature blades. Giving new life to old steel is no easy feat as the smiths labor over two rounds to produce fully functional weapons that can withstand the tests ahead. In the final round, two smiths return to their home forges to recreate one of the most elegant and lethal weapons in history: the Musketeer's Rapier. In a final duel for victory, which smith's weapon will be worthy of the $10,000 prize, and earn them the title of Forged In Fire Champion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050201 +0000" stop="20261008054337 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tizona of El Cid - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Four smiths must face the music when they are tasked with creating San-Mai blades from musical instruments. After battling forge welds and thin billets, three take the stage in the second round where they must fine-tune their knives by adding guards and pommels. Ultimately two head back to their home forges to recreate Spain’s legendary warrior, El Cid’s Tizona. Which smith’s weapon will hit a high note with the judges earning them the title of Forged in Fire champion and $10,000?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054337 +0000" stop="20261008062505 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Military Tribute - S07E09</title>
    <desc>In honor of Veteran's Day, four bladesmiths pay tribute in a special military themed competition, forging their blades from the biggest salvage yet--a panzer tank.  The competitors find themselves in a war of welds and warps, combating the clock in an effort to produce knives strong enough to survive the brutal testing.  The remaining two smiths continue the fight at their home forges where they have just four days to recreate the Scottish Backsword as famously wielded by Captain Mad Jack Churchill in World War II.  Which smith will honor the troops with a weapon worthy of earning $10,000 and the rank of Forges in Fire Champion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062505 +0000" stop="20261008070646 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revolutionary War Spontoon - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Four smiths spring into action when they are tasked with creating signature blades from different sized springs.  The smiths battle through two tough rounds, fighting through canisters and failing forge welds for an opportunity to learn forward in the competition.  After a brutal testing bout, the two remaining smiths head home to recreate one of the most distinguishing weapons of the Revolutionary War:  the Sergeant's Spontoon.  Which smith will survive the battery of tests to earn the title of Forges in Fire Champion and $10,000?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070646 +0000" stop="20261008074838 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barbarian Spatha - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Four smiths must salvage steel from old weapons and combine them using the Hada technique to forge a Pugio - the dagger said to have murdered Julius Caesar.  The competitors battle and fight to the finish to ensure their daggers size up to this iconic weapon's statue, both in form and function.  After a round of barbaric tests, only two smiths march down the Appian Way to their home forges to recreate the legendary Spatha, one of the most vicious series in Roman history.  Which smith will return to the forge arena a victor, earning the title of Forges in For Champion and the $10,000 prize?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001039 +0000" stop="20261008003318 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Your Hare Down - S05E13</title>
    <desc>A plan to have Mr. Herriman mellow out backfires as conditions at the home deteriorate.</desc>
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    <title>Jackie Khones and the Case of the Overdue Library Crook - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mac asks Jackie Khones to help him see who took his library card and took out a book from the library and having it be overdue.</desc>
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    <title>Mondo Coco - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Coco escapes from Foster's and goes on a wild adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Pranks for Nothing - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When termites run amok at Fosters, Mr. Herriman rents out a hotel for the duration and a prank war ensues between Bloo and Coco.</desc>
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    <title>Bloo Tube - S06E04</title>
    <desc>When a field trip to a water park is cancelled because of rain, the gang decides to upload videos to the internet.</desc>
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    <title>Race for Your Life Mac &amp; Bloo - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A 30-mile trip back to Foster's from the Prize Hive turns into an outrageous race with viewers deciding the winner online at  cartoonnetwork.com by playing "Big Shot Checkers" between May 19th, 2008 and the original airdate of May 29th, 2008.</desc>
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    <title>Destination: Imagination (1) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>A toy box appears at the front door of Foster's and Frankie is ordered to take it to the attic. When she looks inside the box, she gets sent to a strange world which has an imaginary friend that does whatever she wants. Frankie decides to stay because she never gets any appreciation for all her hard work. Bloo, Mac, Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco set out to rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>Destination: Imagination (2) - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Frankie is tired of working without being thanked. One day, a toy box is discovered at Foster's front door. Frankie is ordered to take it to the attic and leave it alone, but she knows there is an imaginary friend trapped inside, and opens the box to find it. When she looks inside, she falls into a strange imaginary world. There, she gets treated like a princess by a mysterious imaginary friend. After tackling certain bizarre toy box trials and tribulations, Bloo, Mac, Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco discover Frankie's whereabouts and set out to rescue her from this strange world. This is the first and only episode to have a TV-PG rating.</desc>
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    <title>Destination: Imagination (3) - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Frankie is tired of working without being thanked. One day, a toy box is discovered at Foster's front door. Frankie is ordered to take it to the attic and leave it alone, but she knows there is an imaginary friend trapped inside, and opens the box to find it. When she looks inside, she falls into a strange imaginary world. There, she gets treated like a princess by a mysterious imaginary friend. After tackling certain bizarre toy box trials and tribulations, Bloo, Mac, Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco discover Frankie's whereabouts and set out to rescue her from this strange world. This is the first and only episode to have a TV-PG rating.</desc>
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    <title>The Bloo Superdude and the Great Creator of Everything's Awesome Ceremony of Fun That He's Not Invited To - S06E09</title>
    <desc>In the sequel to "The Bloo Superdude and the Magic Potato of Power", our hero (Bloo) must set out on a quest if he wishes to attend a ceremony honoring The Great Creator of Everything (Mac). In reality, Bloo is sick and hallucinating, making him think he's the Superdude when he's only running around the house. A delirious Bloo tries to get out of the house to get to Mac's birthday party outside.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Dare Day - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A little dare between Mac and Bloo turns into a huge daring competition between the house members once Madame Foster gets involved.</desc>
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    <title>Read 'Em and Weep - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Bloo is sad about Eduardo getting adopted and holds auditions to get an alternate one; meanwhile, the residents get letters from those that were adopted in another Adopt-a-Thought Saturday.</desc>
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    <title>Fools and Regulations - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Frankie and Mr. Herriman are hosting an important party in the foyer to raise funds for the house, so Frankie tells Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco to either stay upstairs or outside. After a series of ridiculous deciding, they choose to stay upstairs, but after being there for a while, they decide to go outside. Things are going well until Mac comes with video games and they realize they are stuck outside. the situation becomes chaotic as they try to get inside, and ruin things for Mr. Herriman and Frankie.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye to Bloo - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The series finale. When Herriman tells Bloo that Mac is moving, Bloo decides to give him the best day ever, though things do not go as he plans. All day, Mac does things with everyone but Bloo, making him angrier after every disappointment. However to everyone's surprise/relief (and Mr. Herriman realizes he forgot to mention this), it turns out Mac is moving to an apartment (the one next door) that was held by Louise's family, and with Cheese unable to follow her because her new home doesn't allow imaginary friends, he moves into Foster's. This was Craig McCracken's final project before he quit his job at Cartoon Network.</desc>
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    <title>House of Bloo's (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Mac, a shy 8-year-old boy, is forced to give up his imaginary friend, Bloo, he finds the perfect place for him: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. There, they meet many of the home's residents, like Eduardo, Wilt and Coco; as well as the home's staff. Their problems appear to be solved until it is revealed that Foster's is an foster home and adoption center, and, if Mac isn't there at the time someone tries, another person could adopt Bloo. To make matters worse, a sinister plot by the evil imaginary friend Duchess, uses Mac's 13-year-old bully brother, Terrence, and puts Bloo in peril. Now Mac and his new friends from Foster's must work together to save Mac's best buddy Bloo.</desc>
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    <title>House of Bloo's (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>An evil imaginary friend sets a sinister plot in motion against Bloo, and Mac and the home's residents must save him.</desc>
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    <title>House of Bloo's (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Mac, a shy 8-year-old boy, is forced to give up his Imaginary Friend, Bloo, he finds the perfect place for him: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. There, they meet many of the home's residents, like Eduardo, Wilt and Coco; as well as the home's staff. Their problems appear to be solved until it is revealed that Foster's is an adoption center, and, if Mac isn't there at the time someone tries, they could adopt Bloo. To make matters worse, a sinister plot by an evil Imaginary Friend uses Mac's 13-year-old bully brother, Terrence, and puts Bloo in peril. Now Mac and his new friends from Foster's must work together to save Mac's best buddy Bloo.</desc>
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    <title>Store Wars - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's Madame Foster's birthday and Frankie has forgotten the one thing necessary for any party, the streamers! As Mr. Herriman orders her to go get some, Bloo, Eduardo, Mac, Wilt, and Coco tag along as well. They have five minutes left until they can leave, so they stop a one store and Frankie falls asleep in a vibrating chair and when she wakes up, everyone left to different places. Will Frankie be able to get to the party in time?</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Scribbles - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bloo finds out about a door in the home that everyone is forbidden to open. As he asks around about the door, no one tells him what is inside of it. However, in the middle of the night, Bloo manages to sneak to the door and open it, but will he like what he has found or will his deeds cause untold trouble?</desc>
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    <title>Busted - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mr. Herriman isn't happy about Bloo being able to stay at the home indefinitely, and is getting on the little guy's case about the rules of the house. Unfortunately, when Bloo learns that Mr. Herriman will have him ejected from the home if he doesn't toe the line, Bloo gets so stressed out that he accidentally breaks a statue of Madame Foster! Bloo and his buddies will have to fix the "busted bust" before Mr. Herriman finds out and has Bloo thrown out on the street.</desc>
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    <title>Red's Club - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Red wants to be the leader, so she decides to start a club. When the idea takes off without her, Red finds herself with a club consisting of herself and Cotterpin Doozer.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of Convincing John - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Wembley can never make up his mind, until he gets Convincing John to help him.</desc>
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    <title>Manny's Land of Carpets - S02E15</title>
    <desc>When Gobo finds Doc's radio, the messages that come from it threaten to destroy the unity of the Fraggles.</desc>
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    <title>Junior Sells the Farm - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Junior is tricked into selling the castle by the insidious Wander McMooch.</desc>
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    <title>Fraggle Wars - S02E17</title>
    <desc>While camping far from home, Mokey and Red discover a band of Fraggles who are humorless and cruel. After Mokey is captured, both sides get ready for war!</desc>
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    <title>The Day the Music Died - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Gobo's writing of the Glory Song is interrupted when the Ditsies, the creatures whose bodies supply light to Fraggle Rock, start dying.</desc>
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    <title>Doomsday Soup - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Boober accidentally creates a magical soup when he throws out old laundry water and a failed radish gumbo.</desc>
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    <title>A Cave of One's Own - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Red and Mokey decide to find a cave and live together.</desc>
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    <title>Wembley and the Great Race - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Wembley and Gobo's friendship is strained when Wembley beats Gobo in a race.</desc>
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    <title>Doozer Is as Doozer Does - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Wrench Doozer meets strong peer pressure when the other Doozers in his team start ""flooping"".</desc>
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    <title>Boober's Quiet Day - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Boober's relaxation is disturbed when his alter-ego Sidebottom shows up and puts some excitement in his day.</desc>
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    <title>The Invasion of the Toe Ticklers - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Mokey brings a big furry caterpillar to the Rock to save her from the Gorgs, she has no idea what she's in for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051545 +0000" stop="20261008054033 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bells of Fraggle Rock - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Festival of the Bells, but the holiday has lost its meaning for Gobo.</desc>
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    <title>Red-Handed and Invisible Thief - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Someone has stolen Red's radish bars, and she's going to find the thief if it's the last thing she ever does!</desc>
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    <title>Boober and the Glob - S03E03</title>
    <desc>It's Joke Day, and Boober's escape from it is interrupted when a large, pink Glob arrives in the Great Hall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063005 +0000" stop="20261008065452 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grapes of Generosity - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Gobo finds some Grapes of Generosity, he finds he's not as generous as he thought.</desc>
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    <title>Blanket of Snow, Blanket of Woe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mokey's made too many promises, and forgotten most of them; the most serious of which was to knit a new tarpaulin for the Trash Heap before the first big snow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071938 +0000" stop="20261008074425 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pebble Pox Blues - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gobo has the Pebble Pox, and Boober and Wembley must go to the Cave of Shadows to get the cure.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin's Robot / Franklin the Detective - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Bear help Skunk get ready for hockey season.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin the Fearless / Franklin's Lucky Charm - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Beaver becomes too bossy during a production of a Little Red Riding Hood puppet play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005242 +0000" stop="20261008011540 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin at the Seashore / Franklin and Snail's Dream - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Franklin discovers how slow he actually is when he gets his hands on a stopwatch.</desc>
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    <title>My Franklin / Franklin's Mom - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Franklin's friends don't believe him when he explains that a different kid wreaks havoc on his fun.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin the Teacher / Franklin's Allergy - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When Franklin learns that Bear has taught his little sister, Beatrice, to count up to five, he decides it's time to start teaching Harriet things himself. He sets up a school session for her, complete with lessons on counting, painting and more. He soon begins to despair when it seems like Harriet isn't learning anything from his lessons.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin Loses a Book / Franklin and Betty - S05E02</title>
    <desc>One day, when playing with Bear, Franklin begins sneezing. Noting that the sneezing fits don't seem to happen all the time, his friends diagnose him as having an allergy and after some tests, conclude that he's allergic to Bear! Franklin and Bear try to find new ways to play together that won't cause Franklin to sneeze, but it turns out that the cause of Franklin's allergic reaction isn't exactly what they thought.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin's Pumpkin / Franklin's Jug Band - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Harriet has a favorite book called The Happy Green Frog and she wants Franklin to read it to her over and over. Franklin is okay with reading it at first, but when she keeps asking to hear it and ignoring all of her other books, he grows tired of it and hides it under a pile of newspapers. Later, the newspapers are taken out to the recycling... and the book exits with them! Franklin and Bear launch on a wild hunt throughout Woodland in the hope of finding another copy of the book to read to Harriet, but end up with a very creative solution to the problem.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin and the Bus Patrol / Franklin and Wolvie - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Beaver's cousin Betty is in town and Franklin is the first of the Woodland kids other than Beaver to meet her. The two quickly become friends with each other, Betty identifying with Franklin's interest in sand-castle building and also wanting to get away from Beaver, who is obliviously centered on her own interests.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin Stays Up / Franklin's Bargain - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Bear have been growing a huge pumpkin in the hopes of entering it in the county fair and winning first prize. As they run an errand to help Mrs. Muskrat, they tell her of their pumpkin and learn about the amazing things she does with seemingly useless broken glass. When their pumpkin suffers an unfortunate accident, Mrs. Muskrat shows them how they too can make something great out of something seemingly useless.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin's Big Game / Franklin's Reading Club - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Franklin's friends Beaver and Bear have started a band and Franklin wants to join too, but he finds that his sister Harriet has taken possession of the instrument he wants. It's up to his friends to show him that his own imagination and creativity is all he needs to have the perfect instruments to play.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin in Two Places / Franklin's First Star - S05E07</title>
    <desc>As part of "Bus Safety Month," Bear is named "bus patrol officer" by Mr. Owl. Bear is familiar with the rules and seems to be good at the job, but when he ends up ticketing his friends for violations, they become upset with him. Franklin ends up commenting about how he'd do things if he became bus patrol officer and then regrets it when that's exactly what happens. Both he and Bear learn a lesson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041916 +0000" stop="20261008044211 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Float / Franklin's Party Plans - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Wolvie, the son of one of Mrs. Turtle's friends is coming to visit Franklin and pretty soon Franklin and all of his friends are on their guard when Wolvie's play turns out to be a little rough for them. Wolvie seems to be rough, rude and just not fun to be around. It turns out, though, that there's a reason for Wolvie's behavior and he can change if need be.</desc>
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    <title>Gee Whiz Franklin / Franklin Can't Wait - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Franklin is having a campout in his backyard and he and Rabbit hatch a plan to stay up all night. Originally, all members of the sleepover are on board, but then they fall asleep one-by-one until finally Franklin and Rabbit are the only ones who make it until morning to see the sunrise, but not without a few setbacks.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin's Spring First / Franklin Plays Golf - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Bear buys a neat detective kit at Mr. Mole's shop, Franklin is disappointed to learn that they're all sold out, but Bear tells him that he can get a "Super Snooper Spy Kit," however, he'll have to get it before it's sold out. Franklin checks his savings and finds that he doesn't have enough money. Hoping to earn the money, he decides to strike a bargain with his Dad to get it by doing an extra chore. He first deals around doing the dishes and then fails keep up his end of the bargain after agreeing to a different chore.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin's Canoe Trip / Franklin's Interview - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Franklin and his friends are out playing baseball when the Churchill Bears, a visiting team on their way to a big tournament, roll onto the baseball field. Mr. Mole knows them and invited them to stop by. He arranges for a big game between them and Franklin's team, but when Franklin and his friends see how well the Bears play, they try to back out of the game, worried that they'll get "murgalized."</desc>
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    <title>Franklin's Crystal / Franklin's Advice - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Goose at the Woodland library announces a summer reading contest to Franklin and his friends: anyone who reads thirty or more books will receive a nifty reading club t-shirt. Franklin and Bear like the look of the t-shirt and decide to try and read really fast so that they can get their t-shirts before anyone else. When they find that their friends are getting great enjoyment out of reading, while they can't even remember what they read, they question the wisdom of their idea.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin's Cookie Question / Franklin's Picnic - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Franklin finds himself caught in a difficult situation when he promises to support Bear during his big-kid baseball game and attend Beaver's art-show, both of which are happening at the same time. Bear is best friend and he did promise him first, but he wants to honor his commitment to Beaver because he's always dodged attending her events in the past. Not wanting to hurt either's feelings, he tries to make himself visible at both events without Bear or Beavers' knowing, but quickly finds the juggling act harder to maintain than he thought it would be.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin Itching to Skateboard / Franklin Forgives - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When Franklin and Bear decide they want to go skateboarding, they get more than they bargained for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065950 +0000" stop="20261008072242 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hockey Fan Franklin / Mother Hen Franklin - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Franklin and his family pay a visit to the pond for a picnic supper. Franklin decides to bring his fish Goldie along too. When Harriet accidentally knocks Goldie into the pond, Franklin finds it difficult to accept her apology, even though he knows it was an accident.</desc>
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    <title>Franklin's Badge / Franklin Stargazes - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Franklin gets the nervous jitters after winning a contest to meet his favorite hockey star. Things only get worse when the actual meeting happens and he feels like he made a fool of himself.</desc>
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    <title>And the Whimper Is... - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Author, Author - S01E22</title>
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    <title>My Coffee With Niles - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Slow Tango in South Seattle - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Frasier discovers that an old acquaintance from Boston has written a steamy romance novel that includes an incident from Frasier's life, an affair with his piano teacher when he was only 17. Fearing the exposure could embarrass his teacher, Frasier pays her a visit and finds she's not quite what he expected.</desc>
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    <title>The Unkindest Cut of All - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After Eddie impregnates a neighbor's dog, it's decided it's time for Eddie to get neutered. As Niles and Frasier try to catch Eddie, he flees out the door and into Seattle.</desc>
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    <title>The Matchmaker - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Frasier sets up a date for Daphne with the new station manager, Tom, unaware that Tom is gay and believes he's actually dating Frasier.</desc>
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    <title>Flour Child - S02E04</title>
    <desc>With Niles unsure he's ready for the responsibilities of fatherhood, he takes to carrying a ten-pound sack of flour around Seattle to simulate a child.</desc>
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    <title>Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Niles and Frasier can't bring themselves to tell Martin that they're investors in the group tearing down his favorite bar.</desc>
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    <title>The Botched Language of the Cranes - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Frasier's advice to a caller prompts criticism after he offends all of Seattle. To get back in their good graces, Frasier agrees to emcee a charity benefit, which in true Crane style only leads to further calamity.</desc>
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    <title>The Candidate - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Frasier agrees to make a television commercial for his candidate of choice in a local election, only to learn some very distressing information moments before they film.</desc>
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    <title>Adventures in Paradise (1) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Frasier takes a date to Bora Bora...and runs into an unexpected person.</desc>
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    <title>Adventures in Paradise (2) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Frasier makes a fool of himself in Bora Bora, obsessed with one-upping Lilith.</desc>
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    <title>Burying a Grudge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While visiting Maris at the hospital (she's having a face-lift), Frasier finds Martin's old partner Artie. He convinces Martin, who hasn't spoken with Artie in years, to patch up their differences.</desc>
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    <title>Seat of Power - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Frasier calls in a plumber who just happens to be Danny Kriezel, the bully who terrorized Niles back in high school.</desc>
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    <title>Roz in the Doghouse - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Roz accepts an offer from Bulldog to produce his sports show, ignoring Frasier's protests that Bulldog's only trying to seduce Roz.</desc>
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    <title>Retirement Is Murder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Martin tries to solve a case he's been unable to close for years: the "Weeping Lotus" murder, involving a prostitute, a cop and a monkey.</desc>
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    <title>Virtual Freak - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While playing a state of the art game at the mall, Freakazoid and Cosgrove get sucked into a bizarre virtual world; but things soon take a turn for the worse when the Lobe starts causing havoc in the mall.  Freakazoid and Cosgrove attempt to figure out a way to get out of the virtual world while Steph does all she can do from the real world, but will they get out in time to stop the Lobe?</desc>
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    <title>Hero Boy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Guitierrez is back, though this time he has a plan to capture Freakazoid and create an evil clone, in order to make Freakazoid look bad and to ruin his reputation, though he has a couple of other tricks up his sleeve as well.  Will Freakazoid be able to stop Guiitierrez and his assistant Jocko before its too late?</desc>
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    <title>A Matter of Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cosgroves gets a girlfriend, which causes Freakazoid to become upset because Cosgrove no longer has time to hang out with him anymore.  However, when Freakazoid decides to look into the issue, he discovers that she's an ancient monster who devours the energy of other people in order to stay young forever; will Freakazoid manage to save his best friend without crushing his heart and how can Freakazoid fight off a demon who can light a candle with her nose?</desc>
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    <title>Statuesque - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jeepers (the creepy guy from "Dance of Doom", with the watch that turned beavers into gold) is back, and this time he's got a watch that turns people into stone, and the help of an evil demon named Vorn the Unspeakable. When Steph gets turned into stone by Jeepers's new toy, Freakazoid, Sgt. Cosgrove, and Professor Jones have to track down Jeepers and Vorn so they can change Steph back.</desc>
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    <title>Island of Dr. Mystico - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Freakazoid is in charge of flying a bunch of villains to a remote country in France, Freakazoid's plane is brought down by an evil scientist who specializes in combining humans with orangutans to form "Orangumen".  Freakazoid has to work with some of his closest enemies in order to escape the island and get back on track, but with an island full of orangutan warriors, escaping may be harder than expected.</desc>
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    <title>Two Against Freak - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Freakazoid trains himself (unsuccessfully) in the art of telekinesis, Cave Guy and Cobra Queen team up to become the ultimate criminal team and pull off a big jewel heist. While Freakazoid recovers from a botched attempt at using his new powers, Cosgrove, Roddy, and the crew from the show ""Real-Life Police"" try to track down the dreadful duo of Cobra Queen and Cave Guy. When they find themselves in hot water, can Freak master his powers and come to the rescue?</desc>
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    <title>Freak-a-Panel - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While on the trail of Cave Guy, Freakazoid finds himself at a sci-fi convention and despite the fact that everyone is in costume, he needs to find the real Cave Guy and get out.  However, when Freakazoid is asked to sit on a panel for the WB and answer questions about the show, he is forced to take a detour from his search; though can he manage to escape the mediocrity and catch Cave Guy before he slips out unnoticed?</desc>
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    <title>Tomb of Invisibo - S02E11</title>
    <desc>An evil Egyptian wizard named Invisibo escapes from his imprisonment after thousands of years, and starts wreaking havoc on the modern-day world. It's up to Freakazoid to stop him; as soon as Freak finds a way to catch a guy who's invisible!</desc>
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    <title>Normadeus - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Lobe has committed the most heinous crime ever: kidnapping Norm Abram and forcing him to build the ultimate weapon against Freakazoid. Succeeding in having a giant horn built and Freakazoid captured and tied to the end of it, the Lobe invites a few fellow enemies of Freakazoid to have a party to celebrate his upcoming demise. Gutieris wins a lottry to see which villain will kill Freakazoid, but the horn falls apart due to intentional shoddy workmanship and the villains are swiftly defeated. Breaking the Fourth Wall, all the characters appear on a stage and say this is the final episode of the show, singing "We'll Meet Again" in farewell. (Some of the characters can't handle the pressure and run away as the song goes on)

Steven Spielberg has a cameo guest star at the end</desc>
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    <title>Five Day Forecast - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Freakazoid reports on the weather.</desc>
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    <title>Dance of Doom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Cave Guy takes high school students hostage at a Daylight Savings Time dance, only one hero can stop him. But that hero is on another network, so Freakazoid must do the job instead.</desc>
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    <title>Hand Man - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Freakazoid and his new sidekick, Handman, defeat the Lobe, Handman heeds the call of matrimony.</desc>
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    <title>Candle Jack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>At Camp Wennamigonnagohome, counsellor Steff and her horror-loving charges are menaced by a spooky bogeyman-guy with the power to capture anyone who says his name out loud.</desc>
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    <title>Toby Danger in Doomsday Bet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Toby Danger and his cohorts face the ultimate peril when the evil Dr. Sin steals the world's largest semiconductor.</desc>
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    <title>The Lobe - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Lobe and a hypnotized Steff prepare to lobotomize Freakazoid.</desc>
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    <title>Mo-Ron - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A fat, dumb alien comes to Earth with an important message, that is if he can remember it!</desc>
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    <title>Sewer Rescue - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lord Bravery gets his big break in crime fighting when he has to rescue a man who fell into the sewers but can't stand the stench!</desc>
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    <title>The Big Question - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Another spaceship full of aliens comes to Earth with an important question.</desc>
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    <title>The Legends Who Lunch - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A bunch of old superheroes talk about their heydays in crime fighting.</desc>
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    <title>And Fanboy is His Name - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Lawn Gnomes, Chapter IV: Fun in the Sun - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Looks and Books - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Garage Door - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Chokin' and Tokin' - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Smooching and Mooching - S01E13</title>
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    <title>The Little Things - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Discos and Dragons - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Daniel is sentenced to audio/visual class as punishment for attempting to pull the fire alarm to get out of taking a test. Lindsay is accepted to a two-week academic summit. Nick has a new girlfriend and takes up disco dancing.</desc>
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    <title>Kim Kelly Is My Friend - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lindsay tries to convince Harold to let her join her friends at a Who concert. Kim and Lindsay accidentally run over Millie’s dog. Kim starts hanging out with Millie. Lindsay wants to tell Millie the truth about her dog, but Kim doesn’t. Meanwhile, Nick teaches himself to play guitar and writes a love ballad for Lindsay and decides to play it for her despite Kens’ objections. Ms. Haverchuck stuns Bill with the news that she has been dating Coach Fredricks.</desc>
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    <title>Noshing and Moshing - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Neal wrestles with the dilemma of whether to tell his mother about his father’s affair. Lindsay is given detention after coming to the aid of a girl being attacked by a boy. Daniel deals with pressures at home and with Kim. He escapes from his problems through punk music.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Road Trip - S02E09</title>
    <desc>After Zoe and Pin miss the ferry to Nationals, they get a ride in Grandpa Frank's van. But an empty gas tank leads to an unplanned stop at a fair.</desc>
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    <title>Nationals - S02E10</title>
    <desc>At Nationals, Pin does things his way, Becky cures Jade's fear of performing, Rosie uncovers an old family secret, and James tries to sabotage Raven.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Horses - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The arrival of Zoe's mischievous cousin complicates the Bright Fields gang's attempts to impress the new mayor.</desc>
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    <title>Hunted - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Pin leads the charge to find a skittish wild horse before the mayor does. The first Breakfast Club meeting leaves some riders champing at the bit.</desc>
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    <title>Ariel - S03E03</title>
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    <title>The Tea Party - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The gang gallops into action after inviting the mayor to tea at the castle. As they train for tryouts, Zoe and Gaby grow increasingly competitive.</desc>
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    <title>Foal O'Clock - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Pony Safari - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Winnie's snobby schoolmates show up at Pony Camp, Zoe does everything possible to keep them busy. Meanwhile, Marcus pushes Mia to face her fears.</desc>
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    <title>Tryouts - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gaby's need to win at tryouts jeopardizes her friendship with Zoe. Jade seeks answers when she loses track of the wild horses.</desc>
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    <title>Princess - S03E08</title>
    <desc>As Zoe and her friends narrow down the list of suspects in their search for the wild horses, Pin becomes more and more unwell.</desc>
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    <title>Victory Parade - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jade and Becky go sleuthing at the castle, Zoe makes a decision about her future, and Callum's obnoxious behavior gets on Gaby's nerves.</desc>
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    <title>S.O.S - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Zoe reaches out to her friends for help, Aaron lives out his cowboy dreams, and the gang finally solves the mystery of the wild horses' disappearance.</desc>
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    <title>Raven - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When her sister Rosie goes missing after arriving at their grandfather's home, Zoe scours the area, meets some locals and has a scary encounter.</desc>
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    <title>Close Up - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mia insists on mounting Raven for a photo shoot, Zoe must calm the wild horse so he can be saddled. Rosie snoops in her mom's childhood diary.</desc>
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    <title>Spying On Pin - S01E03</title>
    <desc>To investigate her suspicions, Zoe defies her mom and sneaks off to the stables, where she has her first riding lesson and catches Pin red-handed.</desc>
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    <title>Pony Camp! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Pin refuses to tell Zoe why he was stealing from the medical cabinet, she follows him home and finds out. Mia learns Zoe is not allowed to ride.</desc>
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    <title>The Sleepover - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Mia invites Rosie to a sleepover. Zoe and her friends find an engraved riding crop that may have been left behind by the horse thief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002347 +0000" stop="20261008005234 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie Walters - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dawn and Jennifer reach for the padding and prosthetics as the infamous Fat Men make their first appearance on the spoof variety show. Jennifer mistakes the week's special guest, Julie T. Wallace, for Julie Walters.</desc>
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    <title>Ratings - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With poor ratings threatening their show, Dawn and Jennifer resort to extreme measures and hunt down BBC controller Michael Grade. Sketches include the Menopazzi Sisters and a parody of police procedurals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012226 +0000" stop="20261008015234 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Peter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The show must go on when industrial action and a walk out by Betty Marsden's dance troupe threatens to cause chaos.

Musical guest: Jools Holland</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015234 +0000" stop="20261008022342 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The curtains come down on the first series of French and Saunders' spoof entertainment show with special guest Joan Armatrading.

Musical guest: Joan Armatrading performing "Killing Time".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022342 +0000" stop="20261008024934 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Decades - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The talented comic duo return for a second series with Dawn handing out some muddled contraceptive advice to Jennifer.

Musical guest: Squeeze performing "853-5937"</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024934 +0000" stop="20261008031754 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cable TV - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Fat Men get somewhat over-excited while watching the Miss World contest on TV, and there's a sparse audience at a Kilroy spoof.

Musical guest: Toyah performing "Because the Night"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031754 +0000" stop="20261008034808 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Removals - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The comic duo uncork one of their Hollywood send-ups as a rather senile Katherine Hepburn and Ginger Rogers pay tribute to Fred Astaire.

Musical guest: Kirsty MacColl performing "Trains and Boats and Planes".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034808 +0000" stop="20261008041650 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Languages - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dawn and Jennifer attempt to learn new languages, and launch a London tour with Raw Sex; schoolgirls take a field trip; a parody of the Pet Shop Boys; Pear Tree Farm supplies a poorly trained cat for a cat food advert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041650 +0000" stop="20261008044548 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potholing - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dawn and Jennifer undertake a Journey to the Center of the Earth-style exploration of a cave. Other sketches include inactive teenage athletes, a woman who claims to be Elvis' ex-mistress, and a neurotic housewife.

Musical guest: The Proclaimers performing "Make My Heart Fly".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044548 +0000" stop="20261008051442 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nose - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dawn and Jennifer round off the series with more fantastic sketches and a medley of hilarious silver screen send-ups. Jennifer visits Dr. French for a nose job. Other sketches include a parody of Jane Seymour, the extras meeting June Whitfield, and a string of Hollywood parodies.

Musical guest: Lulu performing "The Man Who Sold the World".
Additional music: Raw Sex performing "Mambo Italiano"; French and Saunders performing "The Way We Were".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051442 +0000" stop="20261008054429 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sound of Music - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The hills are alive with the sound of French and Saunders as Dawn and Jennifer parody The Sound of Music. With special guest Jerry Hall. Other sketches include parodies of ABBA and Sonia, and the first appearance of Pear Tree Farm.

Musical guest: Kirsty MacColl performing "Fifteen Minutes".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054429 +0000" stop="20261008061339 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Happened to Baby Dawn? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay tribute to the American thriller Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? Other sketches include a parody of Bros and two hapless magazine editors.

Musical guests: Kirsty MacColl and Raw Sex performing "Somethin' Stupid".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061339 +0000" stop="20261008064216 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Exorcist - S03E03</title>
    <desc>French and Saunders with guests including Lynn Faulds Wood and Maggie Philbin perform the sketches 'The Exorcist', 'Girl Bikers', and 'Publishers'.

Musical guest: Kirsty MacColl performing "Ride".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064216 +0000" stop="20261008071159 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone with the Wind - S03E04</title>
    <desc>French and Saunders have Gone with the Wind with Jennifer as Scarlett and Dawn as Mammy.

Musical guest: Kirsty MacColl performing "Don't Come the Cowboy with Me Sonny Jim!"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071159 +0000" stop="20261008073734 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangerous Liaisons - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders develop Dangerous Liaisons with more outrageous parody. With special guest Joan Bakewell. Other parodies include Birds of a Feather, Tanita Tikaram, and The Factory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001156 +0000" stop="20261008005105 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The finals are fast approaching and things are falling apart. Tickets for the alternative grad ball Vodstock are selling well, but Vod may be promising things she can't deliver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005105 +0000" stop="20261008013203 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The finals are over and the results are in, but not everyone's happy. Will the housemates host the best grad ball of all time or will they have to flee Manchester in the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013203 +0000" stop="20261008021141 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Public schoolboy JP, insecure Kingsley, wide-eyed Josie, socially awkward know-it-all Howard, hard-living Vod and desperate-to-be-cool Oregon embark on the most exciting period of their lives so far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021141 +0000" stop="20261008025111 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The housemates are in social Siberia so they decide to throw a party, spearheaded by Josie in the hope that she and Kingsley will get together, but her plans are scuppered by her boyfriend!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025111 +0000" stop="20261008033052 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Oregon and Professor Shales's flirtation reaches bizarre new levels when he pays her to clean his oven. And enticed by Ruth the alluring drama queen, Kingsley rashly switches courses to drama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033052 +0000" stop="20261008041002 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Kingsley is forced to confess to Josie that he is a virgin, and she offers to 'cure' him. But the deal is undercut when Kingsley unexpectedly winds up having sex with drama queen Ruth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041002 +0000" stop="20261008044629 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vod finds out about Oregon's affair with Shales, while Kingsley is pursuing Ruth at a student demo when they get kettled with Josie, and Kingsley's two-timing is exposed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044629 +0000" stop="20261008052629 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn't called Oregon at all, but Melissa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052629 +0000" stop="20261008060552 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Oregon resolves to break off her affair with Professor Shales, but he wrong-foots her by leaving his wife and turning up on her doorstep. Brian begs Howard to resume their friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060552 +0000" stop="20261008064553 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In the last episode of the first series, Josie embarks on a 'girl power' booze and sex fest with help from Vod. JP helps Ralph organise the Love Cloud club night but it clashes with his dad's funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064553 +0000" stop="20261008072738 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's a new term. Kingsley has a new image. Josie turns over a new leaf. JP's friend Giles has transferred from Exeter. Vod's skint and it's time to find a replacement for invisible flatmate Paul Lamb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000139 +0000" stop="20261008002317 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Morning Orlando - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Louis goes on a local morning talk show to promote Cattleman's Ranch and fears he humiliated himself and poorly represented his culture. Meanwhile, Eddie and his friends are confused about who their girlfriends are and attempt to sort it out during a group date at the skating rink.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002317 +0000" stop="20261008004423 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big 1-2 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Eddie's 12th birthday and instead of celebrating with his family, he plans his own birthday party with his friends at the mall. When confronted about his secret party, Eddie confesses that the Huang family rules are stifling his true persona.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004423 +0000" stop="20261008010601 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huangsgiving - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Huangs are hosting Thanksgiving this year, and Jessica is determined to out-do her sister who has hosted in years past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010601 +0000" stop="20261008012739 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Done Son - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jessica and Honey's friendship hits a rough patch after an argument about the investment property. Louis's old friend Barry overstays his welcome. And Eddie starts a part-time job working for DMX.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012739 +0000" stop="20261008014917 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Santa - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jessica and Louis convince Evan that Santa is a scientist with multiple post-graduate degrees who's also a good friend of his mother's and Eddie and Emery search for the perfect Christmas gift for their mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014917 +0000" stop="20261008021055 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Year of the Rat - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A plane ticket snafu causes the Huangs to spend the Chinese New Year in Orlando, rather than in Washington with the rest of the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021055 +0000" stop="20261008023234 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Loopholes - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Honey and Marvin look after the boys so Jessica and Louis can enjoy Valentine's Day together. Eddie wants to take Alison to a Janet Jackson concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023234 +0000" stop="20261008025412 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil's Phaves - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Cattleman's Ranch receives a bad review, which doesn't sit well with Louis and Jessica and Eddie makes a romantic mix tape for Alison, but it falls into the wrong hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025412 +0000" stop="20261008031550 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Chang Fever - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Louis and Jessica decide to pay tennis legend Billie Jean King to train Emery after finding out that he has great potential. Eddie helps Evan deal with a gambling debt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031550 +0000" stop="20261008033728 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep 'Em Separated - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jessica attempts to encourage Louis to make some friends. Louis' new buddy at the pool hall turns out to be an attractive woman and Jessica feels jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033728 +0000" stop="20261008035906 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tight Two - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Louis discovers the demands of being a stay-at-home parent after an accident sidelines him from work. Jessica, meanwhile, struggles with managing the Cattleman's Ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035906 +0000" stop="20261008042044 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doing It Right - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After Jessica clashes with another mother, she is concerned that she is the cause of Evan being uninvited to a birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042044 +0000" stop="20261008044222 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Week in Review - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After the family become infected with lice, Louis leaves Jessica to deal with it. Eddie attempts to back out of a bet he has made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044222 +0000" stop="20261008050400 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessica Place - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Jessica and Honey find out a juicy secret about Deidre. Louis and Eddie come up with a way to deal with some negative emotions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050400 +0000" stop="20261008052539 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hi, My Name Is… - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Evan is excited to open his first bank account, but is unsure if he should use his American name or his Chinese name on the account. As a result, Louis and Jessica reveal how they acquired their American names and recall the first time they met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052539 +0000" stop="20261008054717 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent Day - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Jessica is able to convince Honey and grandma to rent out the renovated house but not everything goes to plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054717 +0000" stop="20261008060855 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Be Me - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Louis attempts to help Emery be cool at school. Jessica proves she can be a fun mother by chaperoning Eddie's field trip to Colonial Floridatowne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060855 +0000" stop="20261008063033 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Manchurian Dinner Date - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Eddie's girlfriend is determined to try and impress Jessica. Emery asks Louis for help with his graduation speech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063033 +0000" stop="20261008065211 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring the Pain - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Louis' brother pays a visit with some big news. Eddie attempts to find a way to watch Chris Rock's latest comedy special.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065211 +0000" stop="20261008071345 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coming from America - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Louis takes the entire family to Taiwan to patch things up with Gene; Louis wonders if life in Orlando is as good as it could be in Taiwan; Jessica takes Eddie, Emery and Evan to her childhood locales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071345 +0000" stop="20261008073446 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Chains - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While showing Emery the ropes on his first day of middle school, Eddie reveals how he convinced the staff into believing fake Chinese customs that provide special privileges; Louis hires a housekeeper to help lighten Jessica's load at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073446 +0000" stop="20261008075625 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louisween - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Louis tries to get Jessica into the Halloween spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001529 +0000" stop="20261008003740 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Done (2) - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Banks move out. The Jeffersons are about to move in. And Will turns out the lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003740 +0000" stop="20261008005853 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fresh Prince Project - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Aunt Vivian tries to mediate between her husband Philip and the newly arrived Will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005853 +0000" stop="20261008012243 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bang the Drum, Ashley - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Will persuades Ashley to pawn her violin for a drum set.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012243 +0000" stop="20261008014258 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clubba Hubba - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Will wants to go out with a beautiful girl he meets at the country club, but first he must figure out how to impress her extremely snobbish and very protective father so he seeks tips from cousin Carlton on becoming preppie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014258 +0000" stop="20261008020549 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not With My Pig, You Don't - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Will tries to smooth things between Philip and his very rural parents when they visit to see him receive an award.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020549 +0000" stop="20261008022803 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will gets a visit from an old pal named Ice Tray, who, to Vivian and Philip's dismay, warms up to Hilary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022803 +0000" stop="20261008025025 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mistaken Identity - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jailed, Will and Carlton stage a media stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025025 +0000" stop="20261008031310 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Def Poet's Society - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Will joins his prep school's poetry club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031310 +0000" stop="20261008033604 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (1) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Carlton and Will, babe magnets. Who will be first to get a date for Hilary's Halloween party?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033604 +0000" stop="20261008035912 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (2) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carlton and Will, babe magnets. Who will be first to get a date for Hilary's Halloween party?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035912 +0000" stop="20261008042204 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss My Butler - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Happy birthday Geoffrey! For a gift, Will tries matchmaking, then falls for Geoffrey's date himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042204 +0000" stop="20261008044446 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Courting Disaster - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Superstar, super ego. Will is Bel-Air Prep's new hoops hero - and ball hog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044446 +0000" stop="20261008050735 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talking Turkey - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A November to remember. When Will's mother visits for Thanksgiving, the turkey feathers fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050735 +0000" stop="20261008053029 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowledge is Power - S01E13</title>
    <desc>College is, like, soooo hard! Will discovers that Hilary has dropped out of UCLA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053029 +0000" stop="20261008055251 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Damn One - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Will tells Ashley's friends a blood-curdling tale of terror: he recounts his first day at Bel-Air Prep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055251 +0000" stop="20261008061533 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deck the Halls - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Will inimitably dresses the mansion for the holidays, to the dismay of the neighbors, including heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061533 +0000" stop="20261008063807 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Charm - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Philip may lose a superstitious client whom he advises not to make decisions based on Will's spontaneous remarks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063807 +0000" stop="20261008070053 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethnic Tip - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise when Aunt Viv arrives to teach it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070053 +0000" stop="20261008072341 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Young and the Restless - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Will sneaks Philip's elderly mother out of the house for a night on the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072341 +0000" stop="20261008074633 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Had to Be You - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Will has girl problems after a date with Jazz's domineering sister, who's ready to pick out a china pattern before the night is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004047 +0000" stop="20261008012614 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Exposure - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Winston Knight, a TV anchorman, gains great fame because a serial killer, the Machete Killer, will only contact him. What no one knows is that Knight is using a cursed camera that lets him create an exact duplicate of himself that goes out and kills for him, providing him with an ironclad alibi and great ratings. As long as he destroys the negative within the allotted time, Knight is fine. Unfortunately, Ryan's new girlfriend Cathy witnesses one of the murders and realizes Knight is somehow the Machete Killer. One of Knight's photo-duplicates kills her, but the trio are close on Knight's trail. Knight eventually fails to destroy one of his indestructible duplicates in time, and disintegrates. However, the duplicate has little time to savor its new life before it dies of previously inflicted wounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012614 +0000" stop="20261008021140 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate's Promise - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Tracking a cursed foghorn, Micki and Ryan arrive at an isolated community. Initially unbeknownst to them, the local lighthouse keeper is using the foghorn to summon up the ghost of pirate Angus MacBride, who kills his descendents in return for revealing more and more of his hidden treasure to the keeper. Ultimately the keeper discovers that he is the last descendent of MacBridge, and the pirate captain completes his crew at last.</desc>
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    <title>Badge of Honor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An old boyfriend of Micki's, Tim Ayres, shows up in town, and immediately begins acting suspiciously. Ryan, somewhat jealous, believes that Ayres is working with local counterfeiters. It turns out that Ayres is an undercover cop. Unfortunately, the crook he is tracking killed the wife of Russ Sharko, who has the cursed sheriff's badge of Wyatt Earp, and is using it to kill off criminals vigilante-style. In the end, Ayres and Sharko are both killed and the badge is recovered.</desc>
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    <title>Pipe Dream - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Ryan's father Ray, a small-time inventor, rolls into town and announces that he's achieved great financial success and is planning to finally marry. Ray's managed to do so with the aid of a pipe given to him by Lewis Vendredi, which allows him to totally disintegrate first the young inventor whose ideas he stole, and then his rivals in the company he's working for. Eventually Ryan and Micki discover the truth. When Ray tries to kill Micki with the pipe, Ryan throws himself in the way. Ultimiately reconciled with his son, Ray then takes the blast of smoke for himself, dying to save his son.</desc>
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    <title>What a Mother Wouldn't Do - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Two desperate parents were given an antique cradle by a symathetic Lewis Vendredi. The cradle belonged to a female passenger aboard the Titanic. Trying to rescue her child, she accidentally capsized a lifeboat that killed seven passengers, but her child floated to safety. Now, the curse of the cradle lets the parents cure their ailing baby if they kill seven people by water while the baby is in the cradle. However, they must do so before the anniversary of the Titanic's sinking. Ultimiately, trying to kill the child's babysitter, the parents themselves both manage to die by water, inadvertently giving their lives to save their child. The babysitter ends up with the cured baby, and the trio recover the cradle.</desc>
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    <title>Bottle of Dreams - S01E26</title>
    <desc>A mysterious messenger brings a Coptic urn to the store, which bursts open when Micki and Ryan take it to the Vault. The gas from the jar puts them into a trance where they are forced to relive their most horrifying moments over and over until they die. Jack calls upon his friend, a fellow mystic named Rashid, to help him enter their trance and free them. To do so, Jack must both overcome the spirit of Lewis Vendredi, who arranged for the urn's delivery to gain revenge, and confront the spirit of his deceased son.</desc>
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    <title>Doorway to Hell - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Lewis Vendredi was defeated in the previous episode Bottle of Dreams, but he has another plan. Vendredi is using a mirror that he prepared before his death, hidden away in an old home that the cousins were unaware their uncle owned. The mirror will open a doorway to hell, and let Lewis escape. Vendredi possesses the body of one of two escaped convicts who has fled to hell. Jack must enter the doorway and destroy it from within, which he manages to do.</desc>
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    <title>The Voodoo Mambo - S02E02</title>
    <desc>During a local voodoo celebration, Jack meets an old friend, Hedley, who is a voodoo houngan, and the ""Keeper of Fire"". Hedley's granddaughter Stacey is to be initiated as a priestess. However, the other three priests of the other elements are being killed off by Cole, a rich young man using a cursed voodoo mask. He is working for Laotia, a priestess who has promised him power but plans to take it all for herself once Cole has killed the priests. We eventually find out that Laotia and Hedley were married, and that Hedley had killed his wife years ago when she turned to evil. The cousins, Jack, and Hedley must defeat Laotia once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>And Now the News - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In an insane asylum, a doctor is using a cursed antique radio to enact miraculous cures on his patients. The cost, as usual, is that the radio then kills another doctor's patients, by bringing their greatest fears to life. Tracking down the radio, Micki and Ryan must break into the asylum and recover the antique.</desc>
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    <title>A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Tyra is desperate and once again turns to Landry. Coach and Tami learn of a change that could dismantle the Panthers team. Tim sees another side of Lyla. Matt flips out when Grandma suffers an accident. Tensions escalate between JD and Joe.</desc>
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    <title>Underdogs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>J.D.'s dad has to deal with child protective services after his fight with J.D. Tyra realizes that life isn't fair and that she needs to do whatever is necessary to get in to college. Matt and Tim prepare for the last game of their high school career: The Texas State Championship.</desc>
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    <title>Tomorrow Blues - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Five months later, Coach Taylor's contract is up for review on Billy and Mindy's wedding day. Tyra grows anxious about her waitlist status. Matt leaves Grandma Saracen and Julie behind to attend college. Tim and Lyla question their future together.</desc>
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    <title>East of Dillon - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Coach Taylor wonders how low his fortunes can sink as he struggles to pull the East Dillon Lions together while Tami navigates the new politics at West Dillon. Meanwhile, Matt gets a taste of life as a townie and Tim is inspired by a college lecture on "the hero's journey."</desc>
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    <title>After the Fall - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A controversy at West Dillon puts star player Luke Cafferty on the Lions' roster. Elsewhere, Coach tries to reenergize his demoralized team and Tami takes an unpopular stand. Meanwhile, Matt meets an uncouth local artist and Tim finds a new living situation in an unexpected place.</desc>
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    <title>In the Skin of a Lion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Coach betrays Tami's trust over a financial decision. tensions between Vince and Luke threaten the team's chances on the field. Tim helps Coach condition his players. Julie doesn't want to go to church.</desc>
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    <title>A Sort of Homecoming - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Homecoming at the newly-reopened school prompts Coach to investigate East Dillon's history. Tami feels the wrath of the boosters. Landry and Vince both like Jess. Julie accompanies Devin to a gay bar. Matt and Tim go hunting.</desc>
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    <title>The Son - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Julie, Landry, Coach, and Tami rally around Matt in a time of crisis; Vince endangers his rising star as a football player by engaging in criminal activity in order to support his family; Becky and Tim grow closer.</desc>
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    <title>Stay - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Coach searches for a strategy to shut down their toughest opponent yet. Tim reconnects with Lyla. Vince discovers he has a gift for car theft. Julie and Matt attend a concert in Austin and reach a critical juncture in their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>In the Bag - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Despite some doubt, Coach makes Vince quarterback. Tami struggles to comfort Julie who's grieving over Matt's sudden departure. Tim has a confrontation with Becky's dad. Luke is badly injured. Landry makes a play for Jess.</desc>
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    <title>The One Where Eddie Won't Go - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Creeped out by his bizarre new roommate, Chandler demands he move out.  Joey has trouble coming to terms with the change in his lifestyle. A new book on empowerment for women inspires the girls.</desc>
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    <title>The One Where Old Yeller Dies - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard begins hanging out with Joey and Chandler. Rachel panics when she learns that Ross has planned their whole life together.</desc>
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    <title>The One with the Bullies - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at Central Perk. Monica tries her luck at the stock market to avoid taking a job at a 1950s themed diner. Phoebe drives upstate for a second time to meet her father while Joey and Rachel accompany her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011616 +0000" stop="20261008013904 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Two Parties - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The gang plans a surprise party for Rachel, but the real surprise is when both of her estranged parents show up for the same party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013904 +0000" stop="20261008020148 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Chicken Pox - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Phoebe catches chicken pox just as an old flame arrives in town on leave from the Navy. Joey gets a job at Chandler's office. Monica is upset that Richard doesn't have any quirks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020148 +0000" stop="20261008022433 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Rachel agrees to be maid of honor at her ex-fiancé's wedding. To get a role in Warren Beatty's new movie, Joey needs to practice kissing guys. Monica ponders her future with Richard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022433 +0000" stop="20261008024716 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Monica suffers from insomnia and depression following her breakup with Richard. Joey struggles to accept Chandler and Janice's relationship. Ross confides in Rachel about one of his fantasies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024716 +0000" stop="20261008031004 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where No One's Ready - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A stressed Ross desperately and insistently tries to get the rest of the gang ready for a black tie event at the museum, while Joey and Chandler clash over personal belongings and personal space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031004 +0000" stop="20261008033253 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Jam - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Phoebe dates a man who thinks she is her twin sister. Monica uses her free time to make jam in an effort to get over Richard and considers insemination through a sperm bank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033253 +0000" stop="20261008035543 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Chandler tries to get over his fear of commitment. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent after she forgets to tell him about an audition. Ross panics after seeing Ben play with a Barbie doll and tries to convince him to play with more manly toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035543 +0000" stop="20261008041832 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Frank Jr. - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Joey attempts to build an entertainment center. Ross is challenged to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041832 +0000" stop="20261008044119 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Flashback - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to three years earlier.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044119 +0000" stop="20261008050408 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Race Car Bed - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon-to-be-ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered.  Rachel's attempts to have her father and Ross bond. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050408 +0000" stop="20261008052657 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Giant Poking Device - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Chandler is devastated after Joey tells him he saw Janice kissing her ex-husband. Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head. Phoebe is paranoid about going to the dentist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052657 +0000" stop="20261008054945 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Football - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Old sibling rivalry between Monica and Ross resurfaces and postpones Thanksgiving dinner when the gang decide to play a game of "touch" football.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054945 +0000" stop="20261008061235 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Rachel Quits - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Rachel makes a rash decision after Gunther tells her she needs to be retrained.  Phoebe tries to help Joey when he gets a job selling Christmas trees.  And Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and tries to make it up to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061235 +0000" stop="20261008063523 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Ross is suspicious about Rachel's possible job offer from a good-looking stranger.  And a drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters, but can't remember which one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063523 +0000" stop="20261008065813 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with All the Jealousy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Ross becomes jealous of Mark. After Joey lies on his resume, he is forced to teach a dance to a Broadway cast. Monica dates a busboy who hates Americans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065813 +0000" stop="20261008072102 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard. Joey agrees to read Little Women while Rachel agrees to read The Shining. Phoebe's athletic date has a problem with his shorts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072102 +0000" stop="20261008074351 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg. Rachel's new job continues to put a strain on her relationship with Ross.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003251 +0000" stop="20261008012304 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ability - S01E14</title>
    <desc>German agents question Olivia about her “relationship” with David Robert Jones, an escaped prisoner questioned months earlier now living in the U.S. The Fringe Division investigates a threatening case where victims die faceless from their orifices suddenly sealing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012304 +0000" stop="20261008021246 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inner Child - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Just seconds before a building is demolished, a mysterious mute child that has been living alone underground is discovered. When the FBI’s Fringe Division investigates, the boy forms an unspoken connection with Agent Olivia Dunham. Meanwhile, an especially gruesome serial killer resurfaces and showcases his “artistry” by displaying his work publicly. As the boy gradually assimilates into a new environment, Olivia and the team must race against the clock to prevent the mad man from causing further massacre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021246 +0000" stop="20261008030259 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unleashed - S01E16</title>
    <desc>As animal rights activists ransack a laboratory, they get more than they bargained for when one of the caged “animals” unleashes a ferocious appetite. Leaving grotesquely mutilated dead bodies in its wake, the scientifically engineered beast with the body of a lion, claws of an eagle, fangs of a viper, skin of a rhinoceros and tail of a serpent attacks Charlie. With Charlie’s life on the line, Walter must come face-to-face with both his past and the beast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030259 +0000" stop="20261008035317 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Dreams - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Olivia dreams about a suicide as the event really happens at Grand Central Station; shocking information about the Z.F.T. manuscript is revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035317 +0000" stop="20261008044330 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Fringe Division is on the case when severely mutilated bodies drained of spinal cord fluid begin to pile up. After their investigation leads them to a scientist (guest star Jefferson Mays) with possible ties to the Z.F.T. bioterrorist cell, they are shocked to discover the identity and motive of the killer. When the kills occur with increasing frequency, Olivia, Peter and Walter go to desperate lengths to stop them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044330 +0000" stop="20261008053342 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Not Taken - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Olivia experiences "awake dreams," seeing elaborate visions of things not really there. While investigating a disturbing case of a woman who apparently spontaneously combusted, Olivia throws caution to the wind and explores her unexplained visions further. Meanwhile, Walter discusses key information about the Z.F.T. manifesto, and Peter reveals a secret that yields unexpected results in the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053342 +0000" stop="20261008062104 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's More Than One of Everything - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Setting the stage for the dramatic and revealing first season finale are a sudden and unexpected attack on someone with close ties to Fringe Division, the return of bioterrorist David Robert Jones and the inexplicable disappearance of Walter. Find out more about the mysterious events surrounding our trio when questions are answered, observations made, loyalties are tested and the elusive William Bell is finally introduced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062104 +0000" stop="20261008070308 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Day in the Old Town - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Season two opens with Olivia's shocking return from the perplexing alternate reality, while Peter is unknowingly in a race against time with an ominous mobile force pursuing information about Olivia's visit.

Walter reenters the lab to cook up some fringe science and of course, some custard for Peter's Birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070308 +0000" stop="20261008074512 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of Desirable Objects - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A series of strange disappearances in Pennsylvania attracts the attention of the Fringe team and leads them underground. 
Walter also tries to recreate Olivia's accident using frogs and Charlie tries to find out how much she remembers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000313 +0000" stop="20261008001354 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendell Goes Undercover Again - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001354 +0000" stop="20261008002525 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody Gains a Namesake - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Valerie kills Sinn and blames Wendell and Arthur. Xander learns he has an illegitimate daughter. She comes to visit after her mother dies from cancer. Xander bribes her never to contact him again. Wendell decapitates Arthur when he tries to propose to Antagone. Antagone finally gives birth to her monster ant baby, which then eats her head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002525 +0000" stop="20261008003656 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Differences are Put Slightly Aside - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Wendell rides Cody 2 around town... and he fornicates with it along the way. Everybody else races to the Annihilatrix while the Deceptacles make a stew out of Watley's decapited body in the motel swimming pool. Finally, Killface's alien brethren (and his mother) arrive to inquire about how the Earth has not yet been annihilated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003656 +0000" stop="20261008004812 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Killface - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004812 +0000" stop="20261008005943 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Awesome-X - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (and his alter-ego, superhero Awesome-X) have a problem: billionaire tycoon Xander Crews has frittered away the (literally) billions of dollars amassed by his murdered parents. So he mortgages the company to produce a line of Awesome-X action figures. The only catch is, he needs a supervillain doll...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005943 +0000" stop="20261008011108 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimp My Revenue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In what can only be termed a colossal misunderstanding, the creators of Frisky Dingo somehow got involved in producing an episode that revolves almost entirely around the (quite lengthy) list of options available on the sporty new tC from Scion. Their tagline is "It's what moves you." You can learn more about the new Scion tC at scion.com.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011108 +0000" stop="20261008012218 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XPO - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Killface and his company attempt to win the Xander Crews Inventors Expo competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012218 +0000" stop="20261008013320 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Killface, desperate for $12 billion to complete the Annihilatrix, decides to kidnap billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. But things quickly go south for our villain, starting just about the same time that Phil vomits in the minivan, and finishing up when plucky reporter Grace Ryan falls into drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013320 +0000" stop="20261008014410 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Room - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The entire Dingo gang, grievously injured in the collapse of the Annihilatrix's catwalk, have all ended up in the same emergency room. Killface muffs hitting on plucky reporter Grace Ryan, and then has an unpleasant interaction with a representative from his insurance company. Also, Xander Crews is nowhere to be found! Dun-dunnnn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014410 +0000" stop="20261008015511 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Antagone - S01E07</title>
    <desc>So, come to find out, plucky reporter Grace Ryan is experiencing some pretty unpleasant side effects from falling into those drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants: she sometimes turns into the ultra-wicked-bad supervillainess Antagone! And yeah, it's not the cleverest name in the world. But man, get a load of that rack...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015511 +0000" stop="20261008020617 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Faith - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Killface is... oh! Killface got blinded when Antagone spit formic acid into his eyes. So now he's blind. And billionaire tycoon Xander Crews... oh! He got kidnapped by these robots called the Xtacles who work for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' alter-ego, super- hero Awesome-X. But then he escaped. And so now he and Killface are best friends.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Odd Couple - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (operating under the nom de guerre of Barnaby Jones) are now roommates and bestest buds. But their friendship - even though it's based entirely on a lie - will be tested to the limit when Simon runs away with billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' robot pants. And also when Killface blinds Barnaby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021658 +0000" stop="20261008022739 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers for Nearl - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Xtacles, under threat of death at the hands of Stan (who, although we haven't mentioned him yet, is in just about every episode, and who is also impersonating superhero Awesome-X) have to find a replacement hostage for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. Their search - somewhat predictably - leads them to Nearl, the local retarded wino guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022739 +0000" stop="20261008023810 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grate Escape - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Killface (still blind) and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (still blind, still naked, still doing business as Barnaby Jones) escape from the sweatshop to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Down there in Chinatown. And everybody else winds up down there too, somehow, because of the death rabbit fights. And all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023810 +0000" stop="20261008024916 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penultimate Fighting - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Equipped only with a map, a bag of radishes, and brand new eyes goggling about in their heads, Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (aka Barnaby Jones) attempt to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Who instantly captures them. And then forces them to fight... to the death! Could this be the end?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024916 +0000" stop="20261008030047 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thrust Issues - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With everything resolved, Killface tries to buy the Annihilatrix back after Phil sells it to Arabs. Meanwhile, Xander Crews exacts his revenge on Stan until he finds out his entire fortune was invested into Killface's Annihilatrix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030047 +0000" stop="20261008031143 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behold a Dark Horse - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A year after Simon started the Annihilatrix, Killface is working on getting elected president. The Annihilatrix did the complete opposite of what Killface intended and pushed the Earth three feet away from the sun, completely ruling out global warming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031143 +0000" stop="20261008032224 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Opposition - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The documentary crew catches up with Xander, now living in his own cardboard boxes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032224 +0000" stop="20261008033340 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Issues - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Killface and Xander Crews compete to be better than each other to get elected president.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033340 +0000" stop="20261008034511 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Image Problem - S02E04</title>
    <desc>To broaden their votes, Xander and Killface go to the North Fork Duck Hunt and get lost together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034511 +0000" stop="20261008035627 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the latest assassination attempt, Killface finds religion and risks alienating the various groups that have supported him. In the middle of this, he learns a secret about someone very close to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035627 +0000" stop="20261008040728 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Middle - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Killface recovers from the latest assassination attempt, which was not Val this time. Xander continues to try to contact Fred Dryer, but his campaign may be derailed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040728 +0000" stop="20261008041814 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Killface goes over the upcoming debate with Dottie and Wendell looks into alternative campaign funds.  Awesome X finds himself a prisoner along with Ronnie on-board Xcalibur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041814 +0000" stop="20261008042915 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Killface prepares for the Presidential debate, Xander makes a few stops with Ronnie before he arrives at the debate.  Both Xander and Killface come to realize that neither of them are qualified or allowed to run for the Presidency due to discrepancies they've both overlooked.  Killface decides to follow up on his original plan to destroy the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042915 +0000" stop="20261008043946 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Take on 'Hooper' - S02E09</title>
    <desc>With the Annihalatrix in her possession, Sinn/Hooper forms the Sisterhood of Chaos and declares herself ruler of the world. But this idea does not sit well with others...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043946 +0000" stop="20261008045027 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendell Goes Undercover Again - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045027 +0000" stop="20261008050158 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody Gains a Namesake - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Valerie kills Sinn and blames Wendell and Arthur. Xander learns he has an illegitimate daughter. She comes to visit after her mother dies from cancer. Xander bribes her never to contact him again. Wendell decapitates Arthur when he tries to propose to Antagone. Antagone finally gives birth to her monster ant baby, which then eats her head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050158 +0000" stop="20261008051329 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Differences are Put Slightly Aside - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Wendell rides Cody 2 around town... and he fornicates with it along the way. Everybody else races to the Annihilatrix while the Deceptacles make a stew out of Watley's decapited body in the motel swimming pool. Finally, Killface's alien brethren (and his mother) arrive to inquire about how the Earth has not yet been annihilated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051329 +0000" stop="20261008052445 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Killface - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052445 +0000" stop="20261008053616 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Awesome-X - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (and his alter-ego, superhero Awesome-X) have a problem: billionaire tycoon Xander Crews has frittered away the (literally) billions of dollars amassed by his murdered parents. So he mortgages the company to produce a line of Awesome-X action figures. The only catch is, he needs a supervillain doll...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053616 +0000" stop="20261008054741 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimp My Revenue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In what can only be termed a colossal misunderstanding, the creators of Frisky Dingo somehow got involved in producing an episode that revolves almost entirely around the (quite lengthy) list of options available on the sporty new tC from Scion. Their tagline is "It's what moves you." You can learn more about the new Scion tC at scion.com.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054741 +0000" stop="20261008055852 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XPO - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Killface and his company attempt to win the Xander Crews Inventors Expo competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055852 +0000" stop="20261008060953 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Killface, desperate for $12 billion to complete the Annihilatrix, decides to kidnap billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. But things quickly go south for our villain, starting just about the same time that Phil vomits in the minivan, and finishing up when plucky reporter Grace Ryan falls into drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060953 +0000" stop="20261008062044 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Room - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The entire Dingo gang, grievously injured in the collapse of the Annihilatrix's catwalk, have all ended up in the same emergency room. Killface muffs hitting on plucky reporter Grace Ryan, and then has an unpleasant interaction with a representative from his insurance company. Also, Xander Crews is nowhere to be found! Dun-dunnnn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062044 +0000" stop="20261008063145 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Antagone - S01E07</title>
    <desc>So, come to find out, plucky reporter Grace Ryan is experiencing some pretty unpleasant side effects from falling into those drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants: she sometimes turns into the ultra-wicked-bad supervillainess Antagone! And yeah, it's not the cleverest name in the world. But man, get a load of that rack...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063145 +0000" stop="20261008064250 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Faith - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Killface is... oh! Killface got blinded when Antagone spit formic acid into his eyes. So now he's blind. And billionaire tycoon Xander Crews... oh! He got kidnapped by these robots called the Xtacles who work for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' alter-ego, super- hero Awesome-X. But then he escaped. And so now he and Killface are best friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064250 +0000" stop="20261008065331 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Couple - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (operating under the nom de guerre of Barnaby Jones) are now roommates and bestest buds. But their friendship - even though it's based entirely on a lie - will be tested to the limit when Simon runs away with billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' robot pants. And also when Killface blinds Barnaby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065331 +0000" stop="20261008070412 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers for Nearl - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Xtacles, under threat of death at the hands of Stan (who, although we haven't mentioned him yet, is in just about every episode, and who is also impersonating superhero Awesome-X) have to find a replacement hostage for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. Their search - somewhat predictably - leads them to Nearl, the local retarded wino guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070412 +0000" stop="20261008071443 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grate Escape - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Killface (still blind) and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (still blind, still naked, still doing business as Barnaby Jones) escape from the sweatshop to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Down there in Chinatown. And everybody else winds up down there too, somehow, because of the death rabbit fights. And all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071443 +0000" stop="20261008072549 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penultimate Fighting - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Equipped only with a map, a bag of radishes, and brand new eyes goggling about in their heads, Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (aka Barnaby Jones) attempt to rescue Simon from the evil clutches of master criminal Torpedo Vegas. Who instantly captures them. And then forces them to fight... to the death! Could this be the end?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072549 +0000" stop="20261008073721 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thrust Issues - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With everything resolved, Killface tries to buy the Annihilatrix back after Phil sells it to Arabs. Meanwhile, Xander Crews exacts his revenge on Stan until he finds out his entire fortune was invested into Killface's Annihilatrix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073721 +0000" stop="20261008074817 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behold a Dark Horse - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A year after Simon started the Annihilatrix, Killface is working on getting elected president. The Annihilatrix did the complete opposite of what Killface intended and pushed the Earth three feet away from the sun, completely ruling out global warming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074817 +0000" stop="20261008075858 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Opposition - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The documentary crew catches up with Xander, now living in his own cardboard boxes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002238 +0000" stop="20261008004508 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugly American - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An opportunity arises for Jimmy to relocate back to America.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004508 +0000" stop="20261008010738 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man from P.I.G.L.E.T. - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy offers criminal advice to a kid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010738 +0000" stop="20261008013008 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza with Extra Cheech - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy discovers that someone is pretending to be Cheech Falcone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013008 +0000" stop="20261008015238 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Balls on This Room - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cookie face off in a ballroom-dancing contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015238 +0000" stop="20261008021508 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ass-Jax - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cookie feels threatened when Theresa creates a successful fashion accessory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021508 +0000" stop="20261008023739 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Effin' Neighbors, Eh? - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes annoyed by his neighbors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023739 +0000" stop="20261008030009 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Havana Kill Castro - S03E01</title>
    <desc>McCool takes the Falcones to Cuba on vacation. Jimmy hates it for being a ‘Communist hell-hole’, but cheers up when he discovers that killing Castro can get him ‘Super-Made' and land him back on top in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030009 +0000" stop="20261008032239 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Universal Prostitution and Pizza Fridays - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy calls Cheech a ‘Bum', doing the worst thing one goodfella can do to another: telling him the truth about himself. Cheech decides to run for Mayor of Regina to prove he's not a bum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032239 +0000" stop="20261008034509 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Stick It in That There Doo-Dad - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Cookie finds a photo album of Jimmy’s gumars (girlfriends) from the old life (Cheech’s fault), Jimmy takes her away for a romantic weekend and they wind up at a swinger's convention (again, Cheech’s fault).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034509 +0000" stop="20261008040739 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confetti Deathblow - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Through a misunderstanding, Cookie starts to think Petey is gay. She does her best to support him, but is shocked when it turns out he's not gay, he's into LARP (Live Action Role Playing).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040739 +0000" stop="20261008043009 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Gets Goosed - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's boss Toby makes him take anger management then invites Jimmy over for dinner to meet his horrible mother. Cheech starts dating Greta, but Jimmy thinks he’s only trying to steal a valuable statue she owns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043009 +0000" stop="20261008045239 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Casino Loyale - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy convinces Regina Tourism to open a casino. He winds up being a big casino boss, but gets into a rivalry with Cookie when she gets hired to run the native casino. Petey gets accepted into the popular group at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045239 +0000" stop="20261008051509 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vagina's Got Talent - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Cookie enters Theresa in Regina's Got Talent to stick it to a rival mother who's son is a three-time winner. Theresa wants to do her own songs, but Cookie makes her do middle-of-the-road stuff to impress the judges.</desc>
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    <title>New York State of Blind Drunk - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cheech, and McCool get hammered one night and awaken in Jimmy's old house in New York. They have to get out of New York but keep running into the mob. Petey finds an old picture of Cookie with a man who looks like him, who he thinks is his real dad.</desc>
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    <title>Cookie's Ovary-Actin' - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Cookie gets baby fever and wants another kid, Jimmy refuses to sleep with her. Problem is, he “feels the need” but can’t find a place to “empty the tanks”. Theresa, Gina, and Petey house-sit for one of McCool’s colleagues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060010 +0000" stop="20261008062240 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Canadian Groping Pariah - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy sees a seemingly compromising picture of McCool with Theresa (it’s totally innocent), he ruins McCool’s life and gets him kicked off the force. Petey’s iPhone app is stolen by Richard Wheatthin’s company.</desc>
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    <title>What the Fuck is the Grey Cup? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cheech become big CFL fans and invite the Saskatchewan Rough Riders over for a barbecue. The entire team gets food poisoning on the eve of the Grey Cup. Jimmy forms a team to play the Grey Cup in their place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064510 +0000" stop="20261008070740 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasquatchewan - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Petey go on a hunting trip and come home with a Sasquatch (Dave Foley). Jimmy learns how hard McCool's job is when he has to babysit the Bigfoot. Meanwhile, Cheech winds up as a seeing eye dog for a blind woman he's attracted to.</desc>
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    <title>Nonna You Business - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy’s aged great-grandmother from Italy is dying so McCool arranges for her to visit Regina. Jimmy and the family have to fool Nonna (Andrea Martin) into thinking they still in live in New York and are mafia bigshots.</desc>
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    <title>Layin' Some Pipeline - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cheech help the premiere of Saskatchewan pass a controversial law that brands anti-oil pipeline protestors as terrorists. Problem is, Petey was protesting the pipeline and is now a wanted man. Jimmy has to go on the lam with Petey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002157 +0000" stop="20261008010116 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cartoon Hot Rod Part 2 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Ian continues the challenge as he tries to turn a wild cartoon drawing into automotive reality. Always on a mission to out-do himself, Ian wrangles his crew and attempts to steer the project across the finish line.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Two Falcons Part 1 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Car builder Ian Roussel transforms two Ford Falcon projects. Part 1 of 2.</desc>
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    <title>Two Falcons Part 2 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Car builder Ian Roussel continues the transformation of two Ford Falcon projects. Part 2 of 2.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vintage Motorcyles - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Car Builder Ian Roussel takes on a 1958 Harley Davidson.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Rod Firetruck - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Car Builder Ian Roussel transforms a Vintage Firetruck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034053 +0000" stop="20261008042052 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack’s Wild Ride Part 1 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Car Builder Ian Roussel takes on a 60's inspired Show Truck.</desc>
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    <title>Jack’s Wild Ride Part 2 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Car Builder Ian Roussel continues a 60's inspired Show Truck.</desc>
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    <title>Ten Ton Truck - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ten Ton Truck Car builder Ian Roussel takes on a Vintage Military Transport Truck.</desc>
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    <title>Back From The Dead 1 – Hot Rods - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Special Presentation of a Hot Rod Film from 2005, featuring Ian Roussel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062052 +0000" stop="20261008070103 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back From The Dead 2 – Kustom Cars - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Special Presentation of a Custom Car Film from 2010, featuring Ian Roussel. Season 2 Finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070103 +0000" stop="20261008074131 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Builds of Season 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Ian Roussel looks back on the best of Season 1.</desc>
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    <title>Troller Coaster - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A letter prompts Ramona to reconsider her future, and Max tempts fate on the "Troller Coaster." Steve and DJ have an important talk.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fast Times at Bayview High - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Steph visit the fertility clinic, and Jackson and Ramona start high school. A big surprise at work brings Matt and DJ closer together.</desc>
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    <title>A Tommy Tale - S03E13</title>
    <desc>DJ pulls out all the stops to get Tommy into a prestigious preschool. Jackson and Ramona unplug for "Pioneer Day" -- so Kimmy decides to join them.</desc>
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    <title>Surrogate City - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Steph and Jimmy launch their search for a surrogate mother. A rebellious Jackson's "cool" new look pushes all of DJ's buttons.</desc>
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    <title>Soul Sisters - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Kimmy snags Steph for some "soul sister" bonding while DJ attempts a day off. Max breaks a Tanner family heirloom and tries to hide the evidence.</desc>
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    <title>Happily Ever After - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The She-Wolves suit up to help when Ramona's "Best Homecoming Dance Ever" ... isn't. Kimmy and Steph cater to a demanding client.</desc>
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    <title>Fullers in a Fog - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Bad karma clouds the house when Danny, Jesse and Joey come home to celebrate their 30-year “Dad-iversary" while DJ preps for an important date.</desc>
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    <title>Here Comes the Sun - S03E18</title>
    <desc>With big things hanging in the balance, the gang tries to revive the Tanner-Fuller magic with an '80s-themed bash -- complete with costumes.</desc>
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    <title>Oh My Santa - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When Max gets a case of the bah-humbugs -- and Tommy has a meltdown at the mall -- DJ does everything she can to get them back in the Christmas spirit.</desc>
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    <title>Big Night - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The pressure's on for Steve and DJ to have a perfect date. Meanwhile, back at the house, Steph forbids Kimmy and Fernando from canoodling.</desc>
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    <title>A Sense of Purpose - S04E03</title>
    <desc>With a baby on the way, Steph starts thinking like a provider. Danny ponders going back to work, and Matt and DJ try to bust each other's businesses.</desc>
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    <title>Ghosted - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Steve and DJ's "two-week-iversary" turns into a gift-giving competition. Steph performs at her first kids' party, and Ramona gets ghosted.</desc>
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    <title>No Escape - S04E05</title>
    <desc>DJ and Steve go on a double date with Matt and his new girlfriend. Steph and Kimmy host a Lamaze class at the house -- with hilarious results.</desc>
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    <title>Angels' Night Out - S04E06</title>
    <desc>While Joey watches the boys at home, DJ and the girls don flashy costumes for a '70s-themed cruise. But it's not quite the crowd they expected.</desc>
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    <title>President Fuller - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Max runs for fourth-grade class president -- but his girlfriend Rose is running, too. DJ tries to make up with CJ, and Steph picks a fight with a clown.</desc>
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    <title>Driving Mr. Jackson - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jackson and Ramona's first high school party has major consequences. Becky and Jesse team up to host an awards show, where a big win goes to Matt's head.</desc>
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    <title>Perfect Sons - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Fernando's mother pays a surprise visit, and Steve teaches Jackson how to drive. Max makes a memorable debut on "Wake Up San Francisco."</desc>
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    <title>A Clockwork Origin - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet inhabited by robots.</desc>
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    <title>The Prisoner of Benda - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A revolutionary invention allows the crew members to exchange minds.</desc>
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    <title>Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences - S06E11</title>
    <desc>After a bungled Earth invasion, alien leader Lrrr faces a midlife crisis.</desc>
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    <title>The Mutants Are Revolting - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Leela leads an army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface people.</desc>
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    <title>The Futurama Holiday Spectacular - S06E13</title>
    <desc>An episode describing the three winter holidays of the future: X-Mas, Robonica, and Kwanzaa.</desc>
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    <title>Neutopia - S06E14</title>
    <desc>An alien who does not understand the concept of gender conducts experiments on the crew, changing all their genders.</desc>
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    <title>Benderama - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Bender creates duplicates of himself, who in turn create duplicates of themselves, until they threaten to consume all of the matter on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost in the Machines - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Fed up with the crew, Bender decides to kill himself using a suicide booth. After he dies, his software takes on a ghostly existence.</desc>
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    <title>Law and Oracle - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Fed up with his go-nowhere job, Fry joins the police force.</desc>
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    <title>The Silence of the Clamps - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Bender enters a witness-protection program after testifying against the Robot Mafia.</desc>
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    <title>Yo Leela Leela - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Leela becomes a Hollywood Big Shot after creating a hit children's television series.</desc>
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    <title>All the Presidents' Heads - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Professor Farnsworth licks George Washington's head and it sends him on a trip to the Revolutionary War.</desc>
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    <title>Mobius Dick - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Professor Farnsworth sends the Planet Express to find a statue of his crew for the 50th memorial service honoring their disappearance. They end up going through the Bermuda Tetrahedron and find a ton of lost spaceships - including the original Planet Express! They look around the ship and a 4D whale comes by and eats the old ship and the statue. Leela makes it her mission to kill the whale and get revenge, which makes them late for the memorial. Eventually, the whale eats the Planet Express ship and the whole team. The only person who escapes is Zoidberg, who returns to Earth in an escape pod. While inside the whale, Leela meets the original captain of the ship, Lando Tucker, who is now attached to the whale's stomach. Leela ends up being able to control the whale and steers him back to Earth to attend the memorial. Leela coaxes the whale to spit everything out, including the statue and the original crew and kills the whale.</desc>
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    <title>Fry Am the Egg Man - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Fry nurtures an alien egg out of which hatches a monster.</desc>
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    <title>The Tip of the Zoidberg - S06E23</title>
    <desc>The crew learns shocking secrets of how Professor Farnsworth and Dr. Zoidberg met.</desc>
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    <title>Cold Warriors - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Fry inadvertently reintroduces the common cold to the 31st century.</desc>
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    <title>Overclockwise - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Bender is overclocked, gradually becoming more powerful in computing ability, until eventually becoming omniscient and able to foresee events in the future.</desc>
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    <title>Reincarnation - S06E26</title>
    <desc>An episode featuring 3 different segments, in the same vein as episodes such as "Anthology of Interest I" and "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular". Each segment showcases a different style of animation. The first segment will be animated in "a black-and-white Fleischer style", the second segment will be in the style of a low-resolution video game, and the third drawn in the style of anime. The episode is not be canon, and is the final episode of the sixth season of Futurama.</desc>
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    <title>The Bots and the Bees - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Bender impregnates Bev, the new Planet Express soda machine, who gives birth to a son named Ben. As his mother lacks arms, Ben does not inherit his father's bending ability.</desc>
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    <title>A Farewell to Arms - S07E02</title>
    <desc>An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in 3012.</desc>
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    <title>Decision 3012 - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Leela becomes a campaign manager for a presidential candidate whose birth certificate is missing.</desc>
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    <title>Satellite Down - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Cobra uses a tractor beam to steal a spy satellite recently placed in space by the Joes, Breaker forces the satellite to crash in the jungles of Africa, but a tribe of hominid Primords complicates Joe and Cobra's efforts to recover the technology.</desc>
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    <title>Cobra Stops the World - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Cobra attacks crucial oil derricks, pipelines, and tankers, seeking to control the world's fuel supplies. But G.I. Joe use Cobra Commander's remote-control attacks to pinpoint his location.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Trap - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cobra kidnaps scientist Dr. Shakur in order to harness the energy of Earth's core and cause volcanic eruptions, but the Joes work through a number of traps to raid Cobra's jungle base and destroy Cobra's newest weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Cobra's Creatures - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Mutt, Junkyard, &amp; Ripcord are kidnapped by Cobra, so that the evil scientist, Dr. Lucifer, can test his new invention, High Freq, a device which controls the minds of animals and insects, on Junkyard. Cobra use it to gain control of an army of animals to take over the world, and send Junkyard hunting after Mutt. In exchange for High Freq, Cobra agrees to break Dr. Lucifer's love, Dr. Attilla, out of jail. GI Joe learns of this, and has Scarlett pose as Attilla, but it's obvious to Lucifer she is not Attilla, and Scarlett is captured. Snake-Eyes and Spirit come to the rescue, using Timber and Freedom to sneak into Cobra's jungle castle and rescue Ripcord and Scarlet, and stop High Freq.</desc>
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    <title>The Funhouse - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Flint, Dusty, Bazooka, Alpine, and others have to break into a temple to stop Cobra from its next plan to take over the world. When the temple turns out to be a fun house with obstacles of death, the Joes have to find their way to Cobra Commander and save the day!</desc>
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    <title>Twenty Questions - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Investigative reporter Hector Ramirez believes that Cobra is not a real threat and that G.I. Joe is a drain on taxpayers' money. But Shipwreck takes him on an unauthorized mission into Cobra territory to prove their danger.</desc>
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    <title>The Greenhouse Effect - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A Crimson Guard steals a container filled with experimental rocket fuel, causing plants to grow to gargantuan sizes. Destro convinces Cobra Commander that the plants could be used in combat. Harvey 15 Bullock 6</desc>
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    <title>Haul Down the Heavens - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Joes travel to the arctic regions at the top of the world in order to stop Cobra from using the Aurora Borealis to melt the ice and flood coastal cities around the world.</desc>
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    <title>Synthoid Conspiracy (1) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Cobra attempts to cripple the Joes from within by replacing leaders and committee members with artificial beings known as synthoids. The synthoids cut G. I. Joe's budget and eventually order the team to disband.</desc>
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    <title>Synthoid Conspiracy (2) - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When Destro discovers a synthoid of himself, he aids the Joes in defeating Cobra's synthoid plot.</desc>
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    <title>The Phantom Brigade - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Cobra Commander recruits an elderly Gypsy woman to use three small artifacts, which allow them to command three ghosts to attack the Joes. The Baroness and a phantom World War One pilot help the Joes recover the artifacts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040835 +0000" stop="20261008043050 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Cobra! - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Movie producer wants the real G.I. Joes to star in his movie about them after finding actors to be too unrealistic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043050 +0000" stop="20261008045306 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cobra's Candidate - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Cobra backs a candidate for mayor and uses street thugs to intimidate voters and drum up public sympathy for Cobra's would-be mayor. The gang turns on Cobra when a brother of one of the youths is nearly burned in a fire.</desc>
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    <title>Money to Burn - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Cobra creates a machine that destroys all the money in the country leaving all its citizens vitually penniless.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051521 +0000" stop="20261008053737 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Mind Menace - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Flash, Airborne, and several other Joes discover that Cobra has amplified the psionic powers of some civilians for use as living weapons; one of the captives is Airborne's telekinetic brother.</desc>
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    <title>Battle for the Train of Gold - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Cobra steals the gold stored at Fort Knox and begins moving it out with a bullet train. When the Joes' equipment is destroyed in a surprise attack, they must use horses to stop the train.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055951 +0000" stop="20261008062205 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cobra Soundwaves - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Cobra develops a powerful sonic weapon and begins testing it on a country in the Middle East. An Arabian prince assists the Joes.</desc>
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    <title>Where the Reptiles Roam - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Cobra purchases a dude ranch through one of its dummy corporations, intending to control a nearby solar power station. G. I. Joe travels to the ranch to flush out the Cobras.</desc>
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    <title>The Gamemaster - S01E36</title>
    <desc>A bored game player decides to have members of both G.I.Joe and Cobra become part of his newest and most dangerous game where they are the victims.</desc>
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    <title>Lasers in the Night - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Quick Kick's girlfriend Amber breaks into G.I. Joe Headquarters with the intent of joining the team, and Cobra Commander steals a prototype laser device to carve his likeness on the moon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072849 +0000" stop="20261008075105 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Germ - S01E38</title>
    <desc>A Cobra spy steals a deadly bacteria along with an experimental growth serum and accidently creates a living, growing and monstrous terror. G.I. Joe must use an orchard of apples to destroy it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001232 +0000" stop="20261008003641 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cupcake Tree - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Cupcake expert Cakey helps Gabby and Pandy shrink down a giant cupcake tree to rescue CatRat and the Gabby Cats from its overgrown branches.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003641 +0000" stop="20261008010049 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollhouse Detectives - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Find all the clues to help solve a mystery! Gabby and Pandy play detectives when things start to suddenly disappear around the dollhouse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010049 +0000" stop="20261008012458 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy CAT-O-Ween! - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Everyone's in the Cat-O-Ween spirit! Gabby and Pandy make cat-o-laterns with Baby Box, search for treats with MerCat and make banana ghosts with Cakey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012458 +0000" stop="20261008014915 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A CAT-Tabulous Christmass - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gabby and Pandy have some Christmas wishes, but first they need to help Figgy the Elf learn from her present-wrapping mistakes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014915 +0000" stop="20261008021332 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CatRat’s Puzzle Hunt - S06E02</title>
    <desc>CatRat takes Gabby and Pandy on a puzzle hunt through the dollhouse, where they solve riddles, play games and find fun surprises along the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021332 +0000" stop="20261008023749 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Thinkers! - S06E03</title>
    <desc>While completing an obstacle course to become superheroes, Gabby and Pandy learn how to use their bodies as well as their minds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023749 +0000" stop="20261008030206 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paper Cup Popper - S06E04</title>
    <desc>After Gabby finds a box of paper cups, the friends get creative making paper cup animal crafts, telling stories and playing "fur-tastic" games.</desc>
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    <title>Dollhouse Dress-Up Chest - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Gabby uses the power of dress-up to travel to the Wild West, outer space and even underwater to help solve her friends' problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032623 +0000" stop="20261008035040 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kico The KittyCorn - S06E06</title>
    <desc>On a rainy day, Gabby and friends must take care of Kico, a baby KittyCorn who is part kitty, part unicorn, until it's time for her to meet her family.</desc>
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    <title>Planes, Trains, and Kitty Balloons! - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Gabby and Pandy take a travel adventure using a train, plane, cruise ship and hot air balloon — but they can't forget to take pictures for CatRat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041500 +0000" stop="20261008043921 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Fairy Friends - S07E02</title>
    <desc>A glowing lantern leads Gabby and Pandy to a Fairy Fly House! But to meet their new neighbor, they'll need to prove they're helpful, kind and welcoming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043921 +0000" stop="20261008050342 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Googly Eyes - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Gabby and Pandy find a magical jar of googly eyes, they're in for a troublemaking surprise. Luckily MerCat knows just how to burst trouble's bubble.</desc>
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    <title>Spongey-Saurus - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Roar! Stomp! When Spongey-Saurus gets wet, he grows. When he dries out, he shrinks. Can Gabby and Pandy keep their new dino-pal the perfect size?</desc>
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    <title>Baby Box’s Meow-Seum Day! - S07E05</title>
    <desc>The Gabby Cats need to make a special art project for Baby Box's Meow-Seum Day. But with many different ways to make art, who knows what they'll create!</desc>
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    <title>Carlita the Ice Cream Truck! - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Carlita has transformed into an ice cream truck! Before she can deliver sweet treats to all the Gabby Cats, she'll need ice cream, a menu and a song.</desc>
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    <title>The Magical Mermaid-Lantis - S08E01</title>
    <desc>SunnyCat invites Gabby to a Mermaid Sparkle Party in Mermaid-Lantis! But to attend, she needs to bring MerCat's blue crystal — and her special sparkle.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Cruise - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Gabby and Pandy learn all about snow science when they take a cruise to the North Pole to see a rainbow igloo that Pete the Polar Bear and CatRat built.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Benny Box is Here! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>The Box Family welcomes its newest member: Benny Box! When Mama Box needs a nap, Gabby and Pandy teach Baby Box how to babysit her new brother.</desc>
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    <title>The Mermaid Cruise Ship - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Gabby's going on a mermaid cruise! There are a ton of fun activities to do aboard the ship, like making mer-mazing crowns, tails and treats.</desc>
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    <title>Where's Milo? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Milo disappears after he angers his friends by making a couple of accidents.</desc>
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    <title>Those Eyes, Those Lips - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booey wants to go to the Mick Maggers concert, but the tickets are sold out.
Aimee and the gang go to great lengths to get a ticket for Booey.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Doyle's New Friend - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Hands Across the Universe dance is coming to Galaxy High, and Doyle's
new friend Wolfgang arrives to help with the dance and play practical jokes   on everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Dollars and Sense - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aimee is persued by Reggie Unicycle, the richest man in the galaxy.
He showers her with gifts and trips, and the gang must help her see him for   what he really is.</desc>
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    <title>Beach Blanket Blow-Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Everyone, but Doyle gets to go for Spring Break at Fort Lauderoid.
But Doyle and Professor Icenstein find out that a supernova nearby will destroy the beach plantoid.</desc>
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    <title>The Brain Blaster - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To get better grades, Doyle tries a brain blaster and gets addicted.
He steals from his friends in order to pay for his habit, but Aimee and friends try to break him off of the drug.</desc>
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    <title>The Brat Pack - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Beef is punished by Ms. McBrain to take over a class full of little kids.
who are alot of trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Founders' Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Doyle, Aimee, Milo and Creep fall into Professor Icenstein's time machine and go back to the day that Galaxy High was founded.
But by being there,they alter time and have to make sure that Galaxy High gets created somehow.</desc>
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    <title>Martian Mumps - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone but Doyle, Aimee and Professor Icenstein get the Martian Mumps,a disease that turns everyone green and dull.

They must find a cure soon or the students and teachers will remain martians forever.</desc>
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    <title>It Came from Earth - S01E13</title>
    <desc>At a big game, Doyle is knocked out, and wakes up 15 years later to find he has grown into a giant.
All the former Galaxy High students are on    Earth and Beef's army has been ordered to destroy Doyle.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Galaxy High - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doyle and Aimee arrive at Galaxy High and meet their strange new classmates.
Here, their roles are switched, as Doyle is now a nerd and Aimee is popular.</desc>
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    <title>Pizza's Honor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doyle must make a pizza delivery to the creep Tinglar planet.
But Beef and the Bonk Bunch Follow Him to Make Trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051525 +0000" stop="20261008053947 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beef Who Would Be King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beef is elected king of the planet Cholesterol. But once he gets crowned.
they want to eat him and Doyle must save him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053947 +0000" stop="20261008060407 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Milo? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Milo disappears after he angers his friends by making a couple of accidents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060407 +0000" stop="20261008062827 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Eyes, Those Lips - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booey wants to go to the Mick Maggers concert, but the tickets are sold out.
Aimee and the gang go to great lengths to get a ticket for Booey.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Doyle's New Friend - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Hands Across the Universe dance is coming to Galaxy High, and Doyle's
new friend Wolfgang arrives to help with the dance and play practical jokes   on everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Dollars and Sense - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aimee is persued by Reggie Unicycle, the richest man in the galaxy.
He showers her with gifts and trips, and the gang must help her see him for   what he really is.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Beach Blanket Blow-Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Everyone, but Doyle gets to go for Spring Break at Fort Lauderoid.
But Doyle and Professor Icenstein find out that a supernova nearby will destroy the beach plantoid.</desc>
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    <title>Mhysa - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Joffrey challenges Tywin. Dany waits to see if she is a conqueror or a liberator.</desc>
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    <title>Two Swords - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King's Landing prepares for a royal wedding; Dany finds the way to Meereen; the Night's Watch braces for a new threat.</desc>
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    <title>The Lion and the Rose - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Lannisters and their guests gather in King's Landing; Stannis loses patience with Davos; Ramsay finds a purpose for his pet.</desc>
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    <title>Breaker of Chains - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Tyrion ponders his options; Tywin extends an olive branch; Jon proposes a bold plan; The Hound teaches Arya the way things are.</desc>
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    <title>Oathkeeper - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Dany balances justice and mercy; Jaime tasks Brienne with his honor; Jon readies his men.</desc>
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    <title>First of His Name - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Cersei and Tywin plot the Crown's next move. Dany discusses future plans. Jon Snow embarks on a new mission.</desc>
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    <title>The Laws of Gods and Men - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Stannis and Davos set sail with a new strategy. Dany meets with supplicants. Tyrion faces down his father in the Throne Room.</desc>
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    <title>Mockingbird - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Tyrion enlists an unlikely ally. Daario entreats Dany to allow him to do what he does best. Jon's warnings fall on deaf ears.</desc>
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    <title>Mile High Killers - S06E09</title>
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    <title>Beware the Goose! - S06E10</title>
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    <desc>A look at the white supremacist street gang based in Southern California, USA known as Public Enemy #1. The California Department of Justice in 2004 described it as “one of the most powerful and fastest-growing gangs inside and outside prison”.</desc>
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    <title>Most Notorious - S07E01</title>
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    <title>Vendetta of Blood - S07E02</title>
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    <title>A Killer's Revenge - S07E03</title>
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    <title>Wild Boyz - S07E04</title>
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    <title>The Curse of Klopman - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Jon's rich cousin Norbert dies. At the reading of the will, Garfield inherits the Klopman Diamond... which comes with a curse. After a series of bad events, Garfield gives in and sells the diamond to the man who demands it from him.</desc>
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    <title>Mud Sweet Mud - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Cleaning up the farm means getting rid of everything dirty--including Orson's mud waller.</desc>
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    <title>Rainy Day Dreams - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Garfield's wild fantasies get in the way of Jon trying to entertain a woman whom he think is his date, but turns out to be an insurance agent who is trying to take advantage of him.</desc>
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    <title>Basket Brawl - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Garfield ""plays"" against Jon, Odie and Nermal in a basketball-game-type setting in order to get food into a picnic basket.</desc>
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    <title>Origin of Power Pig! - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Orson tells Wade about how he was inspired to become Power Pig.</desc>
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    <title>Cactus Jake Rides Again - S02E42</title>
    <desc>Champion cowboy Billy Bob Bo Benson is scheduled to ride Certain Death, Cactus Jake's horse, but Certain Death has to throw Billy Bob so that Cactus Jake can get a cash bonus.</desc>
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    <title>Binky Goes Bad! - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Binky has been brought to court on the charges of grand theft and robbery!  Garfield decides to prove his innocence.  He discovers there was a man who really hated Binky, and that he had disguised himself as Binky to get Binky in trouble.  Garfield brings Binky's evil twin into court, but will he be able to prove which is the real Binky?</desc>
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    <title>Barn of Fear - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Because of the big harvest, every building on the farm is stocked with crops, so Orson suggests that everyone sleeps in the old barn. But Wade thinks the old barn is haunted by the ghosts of the ancient farmers.</desc>
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    <title>Mini-Mall Matters - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Garfield describes to us the development of mini-malls and what goes into a mini-mall.</desc>
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    <title>Attention Getting Garfield - S02E46</title>
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    <title>Swine Trek - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Everyone tries to cure Orson's cold, but Orson insists that rest is the best medicine. And while he is resting, he envisions his friends and himself in a Star Trek-like fantasy.</desc>
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    <title>It Must Be True! - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Garfield presents little-known "facts" about different aspects in the world.</desc>
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    <title>Arrivaderci, Odie! - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Garfield is pretending to be a swashbuckler, but accidentally breaks a vase. He pins it on Odie, of course. Jon decides that Odie needs to go to the vet, and Liz keeps him overnight. In the meantime, Garfield thinks he got Odie into deep trouble, and begins to have guilt pangs.</desc>
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    <title>Gort Goes Good - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Orson's mean brother Gort comes to visit and claims that he's turned over a new leaf.</desc>
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    <title>Feeling Feline - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Jon is afraid that he is behaving too much like Garfield.</desc>
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    <title>The Bear Facts - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Jon takes Odie and a reluctant Garfield camping in the woods, where they encounter Binky's escaped circus bear</desc>
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    <title>Nothing to Be Afraid Of - S02E53</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to find at least one thing that Wade couldn't possibly be afraid of.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Talker - S02E54</title>
    <desc>Garfield becomes deeply offended when the host of a talk show begins to downgrade cats so he convinces Jon to go on the show and defend them.</desc>
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    <title>Cactus Makes Perfect - S02E55</title>
    <desc>Cactus Jake tells about how he met his wife, and his experiences with a Garfield-like cat.</desc>
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    <title>Hogcules II - S02E56</title>
    <desc>Roy's latest practical joke sends grain spilling out of the silo, and he and Wade argue over who has to clean it up. Orson imagines what Hogcules would do when confronted with arguing giants like Roy and Wade.</desc>
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    <title>Crime and Nourishment - S02E57</title>
    <desc>A creature takes Jon's picnic basket into the hole of a tree. Garfield follows him and soon discovers a hidden civilization where food is used as currency, and vice versa.</desc>
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    <title>T.V. of Tomorrow - S02E58</title>
    <desc>Garfield sees new TV  models in a TV museum, including Tasteovision.</desc>
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    <title>Little Red Riding Egg - S02E59</title>
    <desc>Orson and friends make a movie about Little Red Riding Hood and Sheldon becomes the main character and so they then call the film Little Red Riding Egg. But will they make a great movie with Roy getting his lines wrong and the crafty weasel causing trouble?</desc>
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    <title>Well Fed Feline - S02E60</title>
    <desc>Jon is attacked by an animal protection officer who doesn't think he feeds his pets.</desc>
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    <title>Invasion of the Big Robots - S02E61</title>
    <desc>Garfield somehow ends up on an action-adventure cartoon with Transformer-like robots.</desc>
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    <title>Shelf Esteem - S02E62</title>
    <desc>While Orson puts his books away, Roy bets with Wade and Lanolin that Orson will never get it done.</desc>
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    <title>Housebreak Hotel - S02E63</title>
    <desc>Jon is going out of town, so he sends Garfield and Odie to an elegant pet hotel he sees advertised on television. But when Garfield and Odie get inside, they discover the hotel has all the pet locked in cages in a dungeon of sorts.</desc>
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    <title>First Class Feline - S02E64</title>
    <desc>Jon decides to teach Garfield a lesson for continually trying to mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi.</desc>
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    <title>Hamelot - S02E65</title>
    <desc>After a nasty fall, Orson imagines everyone in a Camelot-like setting.</desc>
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    <title>How to Be Funny! - S02E66</title>
    <desc>Garfield gives a lecture on the nature of comedy, and on what is and what is not funny.</desc>
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    <title>Mystic Manor - S02E67</title>
    <desc>Jon and his pets go visit a haunted house, only to find that it has been closed for years. As Jon takes a nap in a motel, Odie wanders into the manor before Garfield goes in to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Flop Goes the Weasel - S02E68</title>
    <desc>The weasel is on the farm again, and while running away from him, Wade accidentally runs into him. Everyone then thinks Wade caught the weasel and praises him, but this makes Wade egotistical.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend of Long Jon - S02E69</title>
    <desc>Jon takes Garfield and Odie to visit a historical American village, but the people there want to run him out of town!</desc>
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    <title>China Cat - S02E70</title>
    <desc>While visiting an authentic Chinese restaurant, Jon and Garfield are told a story about why orange cats with black stripes should never eat too much.</desc>
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    <title>And Justice for All - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Genesis Undone - S03E08</title>
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    <title>...For It May Come True - S03E10</title>
    <desc>After being knocked out in a battle with the Quarrymen, Goliath dreams that he is a human married to Elisa, in a world where gargoyles are unknown.</desc>
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    <title>To Serve Mankind - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Seeing Isn't Believing - S03E12</title>
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    <title>Angels in the Night - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Awakening (1) - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Awakening (2) - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Awakening (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Not satisfied with Xanatos's explanation, detective Maza decides to take a look around the castle by herself. Xanatos wants the Gargoyles help in retrieving the stolen data.</desc>
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    <title>Awakening (4) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elisa and Goliath are ambushed in the park by a group of commandos. They try to escape, but dawn comes and Goliath turns to stone, leaving Elisa having to lead the pursuers away alone. Upon Goliath's return to the castle, Xanatos reunites him with and old 'friend'. The Gargoyles accept to help Xanatos retrieve his stolen disks from Cyberbiotics.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Day - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?</desc>
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    <title>They're Back - S02E01</title>
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    <title>On the Run - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Scan - S02E03</title>
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    <title>House Hunting - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Birthday Party - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Boys' Night Out - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Christmas Special 2008 - S00E01</title>
    <desc>As Nessa and the Wests head to Essex to spend Christmas with the Shipmans, Gavin and Stacey have a startling announcement to make.</desc>
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    <title>The Christening - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff and Stacey is thrilled to be at home again. Smithy comes to terms with life in Essex without his best mate, whilst Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan down Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil. But how will Smithy react to news from Nessa that it is a double celebration? And what will Gavin's answer be to Stacey's request?</desc>
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    <title>Job Interview - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Stacey is trying for a new job whilst ensuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise! Dave is not a happy bunny when Nessa tells him she is taking Neil the baby to Essex to see his dad. Meanwhile, over at the Shipman's house, Dawn and Pete have joined Pam and Mick for a beer-and-curry night of huge proportions - at the Billericay house of fun.</desc>
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    <title>Cardiff - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Pam and Mick are having second thoughts about the conservatory, whilst Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house-guests - all the Essex boys down for a big night out in Cardiff - and having a sleep-over at his place! Smithy gets in a state about seeing Nessa after their most recent embarrassing meeting, and Stacey makes a worrying discovery. But is telling Gavin the right thing to do?</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Vows - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life, and Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion. Meanwhile, Pete and Dawn prepare to renew their wedding vows and everyone heads to Billericay to help them celebrate. But how will Dave react to the bombshell revelation about the curry night in Essex?</desc>
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    <title>The Beach - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It's Bank Holiday Monday, and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach - even Doris is wearing her sundress! Gavin's heart-to-heart with his dad gives him something more to think about, and a dark cloud looms on the horizon when Dave arrives to find Nessa and Smithy enjoying all the fun of the fair.</desc>
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    <title>Old Dog, New Truck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nate sees dollars signs when Fabian &amp; Amy surprise him with a 1948 bread truck flip. But, with an anniversary party in the mix, mechanical problems and a showdown over the bread truck put the future of the build - and the Doghouse - at stake.</desc>
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    <title>Every Dog Has His Honcho - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Nate teams up with Pat, a longtime Doghouse renter, to tackle a cool but complicated flip: doing a Hemi swap on a rare 1980 J10 Jeep Honcho. But finishing the build means putting Kultured on the line - Nate must decide: is the risk worth the reward?</desc>
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    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 1 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to flip his 1957 Chevy 210 Wagon for top dollar turns into a nightmare when the rusted car literally falls apart in the Doghouse. Can Nate and the Doghouse gamble on this partnership - and turn the failure into a stunning success?</desc>
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    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to be back in the Doghouse comes true when he and Nate partner on one of the rarest gems out there a 1956 Chevy Nomad. Will a heavy investment, risky partnership and unusual paint job pay off - or will Nate and the Doghouse go belly up?</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to the Doghouse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Renters are great for his new community garage, but Nate Boyer is ready to take a big risk for a bigger payoff. He bets on a guy with a '67 Belvedere but will his 1st partner flip be a flop, or will it help his Doghouse dream take off?</desc>
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    <title>A Dog Flees - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chris Goodall is on an unusual vacation: camping at night by the Doghouse; and by day, building a '70 Chevy C-10 with a pal. That is, until his buddy unexpectedly splits. Can Chris finish and flip the car with Nate - before his time runs out?</desc>
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    <title>Old Dog, New Truck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nate sees dollars signs when Fabian &amp; Amy surprise him with a 1948 bread truck flip. But, with an anniversary party in the mix, mechanical problems and a showdown over the bread truck put the future of the build - and the Doghouse - at stake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052755 +0000" stop="20261008060931 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Dog Has His Honcho - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Nate teams up with Pat, a longtime Doghouse renter, to tackle a cool but complicated flip: doing a Hemi swap on a rare 1980 J10 Jeep Honcho. But finishing the build means putting Kultured on the line - Nate must decide: is the risk worth the reward?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060931 +0000" stop="20261008065105 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 1 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to flip his 1957 Chevy 210 Wagon for top dollar turns into a nightmare when the rusted car literally falls apart in the Doghouse. Can Nate and the Doghouse gamble on this partnership - and turn the failure into a stunning success?</desc>
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    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to be back in the Doghouse comes true when he and Nate partner on one of the rarest gems out there a 1956 Chevy Nomad. Will a heavy investment, risky partnership and unusual paint job pay off - or will Nate and the Doghouse go belly up?</desc>
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    <title>George Drives the Batmobile - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Trick or Treat Me Right - S05E05</title>
    <desc>George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.</desc>
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    <title>George Takes a Sentimental Ernie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.</desc>
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    <title>George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.</desc>
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    <title>George Tries to Write a Wrong - S05E08</title>
    <desc>George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.</desc>
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    <title>George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job - S05E09</title>
    <desc>George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.</desc>
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    <title>George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.</desc>
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    <title>George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family - S05E11</title>
    <desc>George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.</desc>
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    <title>George Enrolls Like That - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030523 +0000" stop="20261008032507 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Keeps Truant to Himself - S05E13</title>
    <desc>When things get tough for George, he drops out of school.  He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.</desc>
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    <title>The Kidney Stays in the Picture - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034452 +0000" stop="20261008040436 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Funeral Brings George to His Niece - S05E15</title>
    <desc>George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040436 +0000" stop="20261008042421 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Gets Caught in a Powers Play - S05E16</title>
    <desc>George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.</desc>
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    <title>George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.</desc>
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    <title>George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light - S05E18</title>
    <desc>George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.</desc>
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    <title>George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1) - S05E19</title>
    <desc>George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with  Freddie.</desc>
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    <title>George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money - S05E20</title>
    <desc>"100th Episode"  George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.</desc>
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    <title>George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Benny is gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor, but gets the ultimate revenge when George can't sleep at night without dreaming of his dysfunctional childhood.</desc>
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    <title>It's a Cliffhanger, By George - S05E22</title>
    <desc>"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny for her part in an old robbery, so she flees; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to younger woman he barely knows.</desc>
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    <title>George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begins looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a much younger woman, in the season premiere broadcast.</desc>
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    <title>George's House Has Two Empty Wombs - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Angie maintains her story that shes pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen. Meanwhile Vic introduces his young and beautiful but not too bright fiancé to the family.</desc>
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    <title>George Nieces a New Media Room - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.</desc>
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    <title>George Testi-Lies for Benny - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Since her mother and lawyer have turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony.</desc>
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    <title>It Takes One to Know One - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Octavia is destroying all of the number two men of CONTROL, so Hymie becomes the new number two man.</desc>
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    <title>Someone Down Here Hates Me - S02E17</title>
    <desc>KAOS puts up a reward to kill Max an announces that their annual party will be canceled if they don't kill him, only causing more trouble for Max.</desc>
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    <title>Cutback at CONTROL - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Senate is close to closing down CONTROL which leads to some agents working with KAOS.</desc>
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    <title>The Man from YENTA - S02E19</title>
    <desc>CONTROL works with the Israelis to protect an Arab prince, but everything goes wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Mummy - S02E20</title>
    <desc>KAOS is smuggling agents into the country in mummy cases.</desc>
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    <title>The Girls from KAOS - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Max is assigned to protect Miss USA, but KAOS has other plans.</desc>
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    <title>Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When a Control agent is killed (made to look like an accident) while undercover, Max is assigned to investigate his death and to find out how a man name Frank Lloyd Joshua is causing high-rise buildings to explode.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031916 +0000" stop="20261008034432 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where-What-How-Who am I? - S02E23</title>
    <desc>86 overhears a plot to kill scientists but Max suffers amnesia in a car crash. KAOS uses a creative way to protect this information.</desc>
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    <title>The Expendable Agent - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A British scientist who came to America to reveal a new rocket fuel formula hides at Max's apartment as KAOS tries everything they can to capture him and steal the formula.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040946 +0000" stop="20261008043504 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Max and 99 are saved by Siegfried, who wants to defect. The Chief doesn't trust Siegfried until he starts to sell important information about KAOS.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043504 +0000" stop="20261008050022 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appointment in Sahara - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Once KAOS gets a nuclear bomb, they try to blackmail the world into disarmament, but Max and 99 are sent to save the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050022 +0000" stop="20261008052543 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pussycats Galore - S02E27</title>
    <desc>After important scientists begin to go missing, Max and 99 go undercover to solve the mystery.</desc>
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    <title>A Man Called Smart (1) - S02E28</title>
    <desc>KAOS steals a water evaporation formula (DRY-UP) and blackmails the country by threatening to dry up all its water.</desc>
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    <title>A Man Called Smart (2) - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Admiral Hardgrade, CONTROL's first chief, is appointed by the president to take charge of CONTROL during this crisis. He sends the Chief, Max and 99 into the field to interview Bediyoskin and learn who's behind the DryUp caper.</desc>
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    <title>A Man Called Smart (3) - S02E30</title>
    <desc>KAOS attempts to kill the Chief in his hospital room, but a sharp-eyed 99 foils the plot. Investigating a clue at Three Brothers Omniwash, Max and 99 discover TBO means T.B.Orlando, a Hollywood executive. Or does it? When Orlando turns up dead, Max and 99 must find the truth before KAOS dries up the Mississippi River.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064156 +0000" stop="20261008070723 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spy Who Met Himself - S03E01</title>
    <desc>KAOS's League of Impersonators are serving as duplicates for CONTROL agents, trying to steal the plans for a warhead and wreak havoc at CONTROL.  After the real Max kidnapped and is replaced by an impostor, he manages to escape and a committee has to determine which is the real Max!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070723 +0000" stop="20261008073247 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viva Smart - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Max and 99 travel to San Saludas after being contacted by the daughter of the President of San Saludas who is being held prisoner by General Pajarito. Max and 99 meet their contact who tells them that the President is in the dungeon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073247 +0000" stop="20261008075816 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witness for the Persecution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Max is set to testify against Kaos Agent Elwood Tudbury. However Kaos is determined to stop him at all costs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004055 +0000" stop="20261008012257 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolf Creek Inn - S15E07</title>
    <desc>The crew travels to Oregon to investigate the mysterious Wolf Creek Inn, a historic building riddled with aggressive negative energy, apparitions and a vampire-like creature. During the lockdown, Aaron experiences a dramatic psychological breakdown.</desc>
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    <title>Eureka Mining Town - S15E08</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew travel to the small mining town of Eureka, Nevada, to investigate reports of an aggressive spirit at a hotel as well as a mysterious underground tunnel system built by oppressed Chinese laborers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020455 +0000" stop="20261008024655 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sin City Exorcism - S15E09</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew travel to Las Vegas to help a family plagued by a demonic force in their home. The man and his siblings believe the entity attached itself to their mother and caused her death.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Phelps Dodge Hospital - S15E10</title>
    <desc>The crew investigates an abandoned Arizona hospital where the caretaker is being choked by a dark presence. A strange conflict arises between Zak and Aaron after objects are thrown at the guys and a violent threat is captured on EVP.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032857 +0000" stop="20261008041058 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slaughter House - S15E11</title>
    <desc>The crew travels to Arizona to investigate The Slaughter House, a meatpacking plant-turned haunted attraction. Rapper Post Malone joins the lockdown and Zak is affected by dark energy, leading to a marathon of paranormal activity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041058 +0000" stop="20261008045258 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ripley's Believe It or Not - S16E01</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew head to Hollywood, California, to investigate the iconic Ripley's Believe It or Not museum, where employees claim to be adversely affected by its rare artifacts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045258 +0000" stop="20261008053458 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alley of Darkness - S16E02</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew investigate an iconic Los Angeles recording studio plagued with a dark presence that may be tied to its past.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Kennedy Mine - S16E03</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew investigate two mines in Jackson, California. The Argonaut was the site of a 1922 fire that killed 47 miners, and the Kennedy, which has had its share of deaths, seems to be ground zero for hauntings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061653 +0000" stop="20261008065855 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Gila County Jail and Courthouse - S16E04</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew head to Globe, Arizona, to investigate a jail and courthouse riddled with violence and mystery. The chilling lockdown reveals a trail of darkness that lingers in every inch of the strange buildings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065855 +0000" stop="20261008074056 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Léger - S16E05</title>
    <desc>The crew heads to Mokelumne Hill, CA, to investigate one of the state's oldest operating hotels. A devastating fire and the town's violent history has left a dark presence in the historic building that threatens the safety of employees and guests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001300 +0000" stop="20261008003400 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Ashes - S01E30</title>
    <desc>A death squad haunts the Asian survivor of a death camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003400 +0000" stop="20261008005500 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You'll Wake The Dead - S01E32</title>
    <desc>An old woman wants to live out her days in the duplex she has occupied for the last 33 years, but the new young owner has other plans and tries to drive her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005500 +0000" stop="20261008011535 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resting Place - S01E33</title>
    <desc>A man finds it hard to accept that his son has been killed in Africa, even after the funeral.  Soon his son comes home, but he acts strangely. Similar to the Monkey's Paw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011535 +0000" stop="20261008013635 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inheritance - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A woman inherits a house with a bloody history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013635 +0000" stop="20261008015713 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A couple murder a woman for an inheritance, but get more than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015713 +0000" stop="20261008021754 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House That Spilled Tears - S01E36</title>
    <desc>A woman slumlord who pays the fines, but never makes the repairs, gets what she deserves when she is sentenced to live in her building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021754 +0000" stop="20261008023857 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winner Takes All - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The current CEO invites three executives to a poker game in which the winner will take all--become the new CEO--and the losers will lose all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023857 +0000" stop="20261008030002 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Fever - S01E38</title>
    <desc>A self-help guru millionaire who is presumed dead hides out on a Pacific island with his native girlfriend and then is haunted by the man he killed on the icy summit of Mt. McKinley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030002 +0000" stop="20261008032049 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bless Me Father - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A young priest arrives to take over the parish from the old retiring priest who wishes to test his suitability. The old housekeeper protests that the old priest cannot be replaced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032049 +0000" stop="20261008034151 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Erased - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Nicole Osborne, editor of Dazzle magazine, ignores her husband and takes a lover.  Then she sees a woman in her house whom her husband denies seeing. She feels she is being 'erased'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034151 +0000" stop="20261008040253 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Down - S01E41</title>
    <desc>A mute woman, an earthquake victim trapped in rubble for days three years ago, on her way to see a psychiatrist is taken hostage in the elevator by a thief in a police uniform. Both have hallucinations during their sojourn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040253 +0000" stop="20261008042354 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Denial - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Three years after his wife was murdered, a man sees her in visions while holding her scarf, the murder weapon. He gradually learns the identity of the culprit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042354 +0000" stop="20261008044431 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parting Shot - S01E43</title>
    <desc>A woman who takes a photo of a dead celebrity to sell to a magazine is frightened by the devil that gave her the address.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044431 +0000" stop="20261008050532 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Heard You Call My Name - S01E44</title>
    <desc>A woman teacher takes her charges to the beach where they run wild. While she chases some, her son enters the water and drowns. She is guilt-ridden and haunted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050532 +0000" stop="20261008052613 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Ward - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A woman doctor arrives at a mental hospital and sees a ghost who apparently was locked up in 1859 because she did not please her husband.  The conditions at the time were horrible.  She wrote her story and hid it.  Now she wants the doctor to find it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052613 +0000" stop="20261008054648 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Flight Out - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A woman who started a plane trip which ended in tragedy months ago is now ready to finish it.  Because of the earlier trauma, she is upgraded to first class.  During the trip, she is haunted by the ghosts of the passengers on the earlier flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054648 +0000" stop="20261008060732 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step Sister - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The child of the mother's first marriage is haunted by the child of the husband's first marriage when her mother moves into her new husband's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060732 +0000" stop="20261008062741 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You'll Always Be Mine - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A woman is stalked by a man whose voice is not heard by anyone else. The phone calls continue as she is more and more scared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062741 +0000" stop="20261008064821 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wake In Fear - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A doctor is plagued by strange dreams in which he sees a doctor use drugs, he fights over a medal and he sees a girl die.  A figure tells him there is 'plenty of room' in the morgue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064821 +0000" stop="20261008070905 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Money - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A policeman who is now retiring thinks about a case he did not solve.  He threatens the robber and learns the location of the missing loot, but then he is haunted as he spends the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070905 +0000" stop="20261008072942 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landscape Of Lost Dreams - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A couple revisit the hotel where they honeymooned and get the same room.  It contains a painting of a beach with a solitary figure.  They cannot resolve their differences and soon she is gone only to reappear in the painting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072942 +0000" stop="20261008075013 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold In The Grave - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A newly divorced man sits in a bar, then picks up a girl who is waiting for a cab in the rain.  She changes her mind and he hits her, puts her in a box, throws the box in the river and is haunted.  He hears her screaming to be let out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003044 +0000" stop="20261008011157 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giving Up the Ghost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A high school baseball pitcher Justin finds that he is haunted by the former baseball star pitcher.  The ghost is out for revenge on the coach who he blames for his death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011157 +0000" stop="20261008015624 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat's Claw - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While Melinda is at the University’s botany lab she deals with some telekinetic events while dealing with a plant from Peru that is bleeding.  Melinda finds that she must help a Doctor save herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015624 +0000" stop="20261008023844 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead to Rights (a.k.a. Dead Reckoning) - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Melinda has trouble talking to a ghost only to find that it's because he is not dead but is in a coma. While Lisa, his wife is in a legal battle against his parents to take him off of the life support. Meanwhile Delia struggles with teaching Ned about closure while also finding closure for herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023844 +0000" stop="20261008032339 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deja Boo - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Melinda finds that she must stop a ghost who doesn't want to be reincarnated again.  Melinda finds out that someone knows her secret.  Delia has second thoughts about dinner date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032339 +0000" stop="20261008040617 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speed Demon - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Melinda's Jeep breaks down on a deserted road and a young woman who owns an auto shop comes by to help. Melinda meets a ghost who comes to her in the form of a skeleton.  Melinda must first decipher the mysterious code that is linked to the drag racing society. Melinda finds that Ned is involved with the society and needs his help. Ned lies to his mom and sneaks out to go to the drag races. At the end the ghost finds closure and crosses over into the light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040617 +0000" stop="20261008045009 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mean Ghost - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Melinda gives a speech on her career at Grandview High.  While she’s at the school she sees a group of cheerleaders who are having some mean and vicious things happening to them just as their cheerleading semi-finals are approaching in just a few days. Melinda discovers that the dead cheerleader can’t cross over and someone else has been casting spells on the squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045009 +0000" stop="20261008053303 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cradle Will Rock - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Melinda accompanies Delia to the local jewelry store so she can get her newly refurbished engagement ring.  An armed robbery occurs while they are in the jewelers.  Later, the ghost of jewelry salesman visits Melinda and she must help him make things right again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053303 +0000" stop="20261008061626 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Walk-In - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A body goes missing from the morgue and Melinda searches for the body.  When the ghost visits Melinda she finds she needs help from Professor Payne to figure it out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061626 +0000" stop="20261008070045 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Children of Ghosts - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Melinda and Jim become foster parents temporarily for a young girl whose mother is missing.  The ghost of the mother comes to Melinda and tells her where Melinda can find her body.  The mother confesses a secret to Melinda and Melinda and Jim set out to help the little girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070045 +0000" stop="20261008074524 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Delia's First Ghost - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Melinda helps Ned deal with a ghost who had just put a scare into him. Melinda also helps a ghost who appears to without any clothes on.  Delia sees that Melinda is once again talking to herself and Melinda decides it’s time to share her gift with Delia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004401 +0000" stop="20261008012727 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Lauren can't access her powers when it matters most, leaving Caitlin to take matters into her own hands when they are being pursued. Reeva finally reveals her plan for the Inner Circle and it's darker than anyone could have imagined. Meanwhile, Jace confronts some regrets about his actions and is torn between pressures from the Purifiers and his own beliefs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012727 +0000" stop="20261008021034 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>oMens - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Reeva prepares to carry out her plan for the Inner Circle, but not everyone is on the same page. Reed struggles to manage his powers and the family realizes that without enough of the serum, it's only a matter of time before he completely loses control. Frustrated and egged on by Benedict Ryan, Jace and the Purifiers are on the attack, but for Jace, things aren't as black and white as they once were.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021034 +0000" stop="20261008025736 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eXposed - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Set in the "X-Men" universe, family adventure series THE GIFTED tells the emotional story of a suburban couple whose ordinary lives are rocked by the sudden discovery that their teenage children possess mutant powers. Forced to go on the run from a hostile government, the family seeks help from an underground network of mutants and must fight to survive!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025736 +0000" stop="20261008034225 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>rX - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After exerting her powers beyond their limits, Blink goes into a state of shock, forcing Caitlin and Eclipse to go on a mission to find a special serum that will help her to recover. Meanwhile, Reed faces some difficult choices when it comes to helping his family, and Polaris runs into some trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034225 +0000" stop="20261008042712 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eXodus - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In an effort to reunite with one another, Reed cuts a deal with the Sentinel Services and Caitlin and the kids seek help from someone outside the compound. Meanwhile, Thunderbird begins to teach Blink how to control her powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042712 +0000" stop="20261008051058 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eXit strategy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the mutants devise a plan to take down Sentinel Services, Eclipse seeks out an old friend from his dark past in order to obtain some useful information. Meanwhile, Lauren and Andy attempt to combine their powers in order to help the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051058 +0000" stop="20261008055545 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>boXed in - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Motivated by a tragic event from his past, Jace throws all the power of the Sentinel Services into finding the Mutant Underground Way Station. Meanwhile, Blink's vivid dreams lead her to confront Dreamer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055545 +0000" stop="20261008064030 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>got your siX - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Determined to find out more information behind what Sentinel Services did to an old friend of his, Thunderbird spearheads a mission to get answers. Meanwhile, Lauren encounters a new friend with useful powers and Blink makes a big decision regarding her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064030 +0000" stop="20261008072617 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eXtreme measures - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Eclipse receives a call from his ex-lover, Carmen, and must revisit his dark past in order to protect the Underground. Reed and Sage comb through some secret files they recovered and find alarming information about Lauren's new friend. Meanwhile, Thunderbird helps Blink open up about her past life and Jace greenlights a special surveillance program with the help of Dr. Campbell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002109 +0000" stop="20261008004624 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with a Net - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Lord Beasley Waterford, a famous butterfly collector, lands on the island searching for the world's rarest butterfly, the pussycat swallowtail.  While he vows that he will not leave the island until he has found his prey, the castaways eagerly try everything to persuade him to fire his flare gun early.  He (like all of the other visitors to the island) leaves without sending help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004624 +0000" stop="20261008011138 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gilligan wakes up with white hair, and thinks he overhears the Professor say that he has a rare disease that has made him age quickly (the disease? ""follicular albinism"").  When Mrs. Howell attempts to fix the problem by dyeing Gilligan's hair brown, the dye causes his hair to fall out.  A classic line occurred as the other Castaways tried to act as though they don't notice Gilligan's baldness with Mrs. Howell's famous breakfast order: ""I think I'll have a hard-bald egg.""  Later, the Skipper exhibits the same symptoms.  The Professor determines the problems are caused by the crude bleach that Gilligan and the Skipper have been using while washing the castaways clothing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011138 +0000" stop="20261008013651 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Around Gilligan - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A mad scientist lands on the island, and makes the castaways work for him through the use of rings that, when placed on their fingers, cause them to fall under a hypnotic trance.  What are his evil plans?  To use the hypnotized castaways to rob Fort Knox!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013651 +0000" stop="20261008020209 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topsy-Turvy - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Gilligan bumps his head and suddenly sees everything upside down.  The Professor tries to help by brewing an antidote made of keptibora berry extract, but the antidote causes Gilligan to see double.  After consuming more juice, he sees four of everything.  Meanwhile, the island is invaded by three headhunters who slowly capture all of the other castaways.  Gilligan saves the day by serving the headhunters lots and lots of keptibora berry extract, which causes them to see ""hundreds"" of castaways running toward them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020209 +0000" stop="20261008022724 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion - S03E11</title>
    <desc>While fishing, Gilligan and the Skipper reel in a briefcase, stamped with the words ""Property of the U.S. Government.""  Everyone believes that the case contains top secret government material.  Gilligan accidentally handcuffs the briefcase to his wrist, and has a wild dream about secret agents, evil enemy spies, and deadly spy games!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022724 +0000" stop="20261008025242 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnapper - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Someone kidnaps Mrs. Howell, Mary Ann, and Ginger, and then demands ransom money.  The kidnaper turns out to be a compulsive gambler who fled civilization to avoid temptation.  While the Castaways attempt to rehabilitate him, he ends up leaving the island, accompanied by Mrs. Howell's pearl necklace, Mr. Howell's wallet, and Ginger's earrings!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025242 +0000" stop="20261008031741 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were None - S03E13</title>
    <desc>One by one, all of the Castaways mysteriously disappear.  Gilligan then dreams that he is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.  In the end, Gilligan rescues them from the hidden World War II munitions pit that they have all fallen into.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031741 +0000" stop="20261008034255 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Eva - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A drab, plain-jane woman lands on the island seeking privacy.  The girls give her a beauty make-over to lift her spirits, and she ends up looking like Ginger's twin.  While the castaways were hoping to lift her spirits enough so that she would want to return to civilization (she has a boat, but has hidden the key), she ends up leaving them on the island and going back to Hollywood to attempt to assume Ginger Grant's movie career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034255 +0000" stop="20261008040755 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilligan Goes Gung-Ho - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Gilligan is made a deputy sheriff, and begins to take his job too seriously.  He ends up locking everyone up in a make-shift jail, including himself!  Of course, while the castaways are locked up tight, another potential rescue plane flies over the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040755 +0000" stop="20261008043302 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take a Dare - S03E16</title>
    <desc>George Barkley enters the ""Take a Dare Contest"".  He will receive $10,000 if he can spend a week alone on an island, fending for himself. However, he is not alone on the island on which they drop him.  Once again, however, rescue eludes the castaways as Mr. Barkley deduces that he can not tell anyone about the castaways without having to forfeit the $10,000 for not spending the week alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043302 +0000" stop="20261008045819 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Court-Martial - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Castaways hear on the radio that the Maritime Board of Inquiry has blamed the Skipper for the Minnow crash. In an attempt to disprove the board's verdict, they reenact the shipwreck themselves, only to find out that the cause appears to be Gilligan's ineptness.  Later, a radio update reports that the Board of Inquiry has cleared the Skipper of the charges, as the Weather Service mistakenly read the wrong forecast that morning causing the crew to be unaware of the impending storms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045819 +0000" stop="20261008052334 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunter - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Famous big-game hunter Jonathan Kincaid and his assistant, Ramoo land on the island in search of new game to hunt.  Since they have hunted just about every kind of animal on earth, they then decide that the ultimate challenge would be to hunt a human.  After much debate, they choose Gilligan as their target, and state that if Gilligan can stay alive for 24 hours, they will rescue the castaways.  After Gilligan manages to outwit and outrun the armed hunters for 24 hours, Kincaid does not uphold his promise of rescue for fear they will report him to the authorities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052334 +0000" stop="20261008054848 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovey's Secret Admirer - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Howell starts receiving mysterious love notes, and the source remains a mystery until Mr. Howell is caught in the act.  Mrs. Howell dreams that she is Cinderella, and Gilligan is her fairy godfather. The Professor rigs up a lie detector using the ship's horn and batteries from the radio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054848 +0000" stop="20261008061344 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Vines Have Tender Apes - S03E20</title>
    <desc>An loin-cloth clad ape-man (Tongo) comes to the island, and makes off with their food and supplies.  Actually, he is an out of work actor, who tries to convince the Castaways that he is a real uncivilized ape-man while studying for an upcoming role.  After he cowers when confronted by a ""real"" gorilla, he leaves the island and the Castaways behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061344 +0000" stop="20261008063900 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilligan's Personal Magnetism - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Lightning strikes Gilligan during Skipper and Gilligan's bowling tournament, and his stone bowling ball becomes molecularly attached to him. The Professor tries to help Gilligan, but ends up causing him to become invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063900 +0000" stop="20261008070418 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splashdown - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Professor determines that a manned space craft will pass over the island, and attempts to fashion a telegraph machine.  When that fails, the Castaways try to spell out SOS using burning logs as a rescue signal, but Gilligan catches fire and runs into the logs, causing them to spell out SOL, the name of one of the astronauts!  Blooper watch: as Gilligan is lighting the logs, you can see his pants smoking before he backs up into the flaming logs!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>High Man on the Totem Pole - S03E23</title>
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    <title>I Saw You - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Two Plane Rides - S03E12</title>
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    <title>Diego Rescues Prince Vicuna - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Cotton-Top Tamarin Cave Rescue - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Fiercest Animals! - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Chinta The Baby Chinchilla - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Diego learns of a little chinchilla who got lost from her family, he helps the chinchilla to find her way home to Chinchilla Mountain to be reunited with her family.  Along their way, they face new challenges!  Some of those include choosing the right path with the wrong path being filled with snakes, and finding a way up Chinchilla Mountain to get the little chinchilla back with her family.</desc>
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    <title>Diego Saves Baby Humpback Whale - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Journey to Jaguar Mountain - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Three Little Condors - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Pepito's Penguin School - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Armadillo's Rainforest Race - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Mommy Macaw - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Linda the Llama Saves Carnival - S01E10</title>
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    <title>A Booboo on the Pygmy Marmoset - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Diego and Alicia rescue a baby pygmy marmoset and its father from thorns. Afterward, Diego and Alicia tend to the little monkeys' wounds and find them something good to eat.</desc>
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    <title>A Blue Morpho Butterfly is Born - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Baby Jaquar roars too loud and accidentally frightens a new baby blue moorpho butterfly away. Diego sets out to rescue him and bring him back home safely.</desc>
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    <title>Rebirth of Monster Red - S12E18</title>
    <desc>Rick soups up Monster Red to battle the rocky and increasingly rich Rally Valley pay. Parker tasks Tyson with running Bad Cut on a skeleton crew. Fred fights a flood to stay on the gold.</desc>
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    <title>Gold at Last - S12E19</title>
    <desc>Parker risks destroying Big Red to finally find Mud Mountain's big gold. Rick's forced to slow down his operation when massive rocks threaten to destroy Monster Red. Tony heads to the Yukon River for a quick cash infusion.</desc>
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    <title>The Alliance - S12E20</title>
    <desc>As gold from Mud Mountain rolls in Parker's crew builds a massive pad to get through the Ugly Cut in record time. Fred forms an unexpected partnership to double his gold. Tony revives his Indian River plans.</desc>
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    <title>Whatever It Takes - S12E21</title>
    <desc>Rick calls in his secret weapon to get down to the Rally Valley pay layer. Parker splurges big to keep his operation running. Fred's new alliance with the Claytons is tested when their cut is flooded.</desc>
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    <title>Rally Valley Bonanza - S12E22</title>
    <desc>Rick finally hits the rich pay layer in Rally Valley and accelerates his plans. Tony prospects new ground in Keno. Tensions rise on California Creek when a one-two punch shuts down Fred and the Clayton's wash plant.</desc>
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    <title>Seeing Red - S12E23</title>
    <desc>While hauling in gold-rich Mud Mountain pay, Parker’s team missteps and cripples Big Red. Rick's red-hot honey hole floods with only days left in the season. Tony heads back to Hunker, determined to reverse the curse.</desc>
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    <desc>Parker gambles on another record and Rick shoots for another personal best.</desc>
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    <title>End of Days - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A flash flood racing down McKinley Creek threatens to kill the crew and destroy their operation, but the Dakota Boys still manage to find more gold than they've got all season.</desc>
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    <title>The Dakotas Strike Back - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Television's most dangerous gold mining is back. The Dakota Boys double down on everything including crew, locations, and equipment, while the remote Alaska conditions punish their efforts like never before.</desc>
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    <desc>Equipment failure leaves one crew member with life-threatening burns, while the advantage of having two dredges up and running proves successful.</desc>
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    <title>When Bears Attack - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Too Close for Comfort - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dustin and Fred cannot agree on where to find gold and decide to dig in separate holes. Later, a confrontation threatens the entire operation.</desc>
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    <title>The Nugget Trap - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Dakota Boys and the crew face difficulties and delays when their equipment breaks, but, their hard work finally pays off when they find a huge amount of gold.</desc>
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    <desc>Finding their biggest gold nugget of the season is a great sign, but soon enough heavy rain means flooding, and, despite the danger, the Dakota Boys still go out and dive.</desc>
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    <desc>After being rescued from the water, Dustin is forced to look for a new mine site due to the flood, but he soon finds out that the McKinley site may not be a lost cause after all.</desc>
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    <title>Landslide - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Digging deeper than ever, the crew sees no sign of the promised bedrock gold; just when the crew starts to question Dustin's leadership, his determination pays off.</desc>
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    <desc>The Dakota boys are dredging towards a nugget trap they believe holds a jackpot of gold. After a rough season, this could this be the life-changing fortune they desperately need.</desc>
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    <title>Island Time - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Erica, Barry, Geoff and the gang go on a spring break trip and things don't go as expected; Adam questions if college is for him when his test scores are not as good as he was hoping for.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of the Formica King - S07E20</title>
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    <title>Oates &amp; Oates - S07E21</title>
    <desc>While throwing a telethon at their college to raise money for Earth Day, Barry attempts to woo Ren when he overpromises he can get Hall &amp; Oates to perform. Meanwhile, Beverly attempts to set Bill up, but things go awry when he finds happiness with a woman he meets through Beverly's enemy</desc>
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    <title>The Fake-Up - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Adam and Brea's relationship is going well until Beverly's over-involvement causes them to fake a breakup. Meanwhile, Lainey is back in Jenkintown which throws Barry for a loop regarding his blossoming relationship with Ren</desc>
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    <desc>Beverly surprises the family with an end-of-summer vacation to Miami with the flight down resembling the classic film, and Geoff accidentally spills to Erica the real reason for the trip.</desc>
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    <title>The Prettiest Boy in School - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Adam returns to William Penn Academy as a senior and wrestles with the fact that he is a cool kid and no longer a nerd while his original friend group isn’t as lucky. Meanwhile, Beverly attempts to have a more grown-up relationship with Erica and Barry before they head back to college.</desc>
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    <title>It’s All About Comptrol - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Geoff and Erica come to a point in the relationship where they realize they are in different places in college; and Geoff makes an important decision while Beverly tries to find a new purpose in her life as she seeks political office as the city comptroller.</desc>
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    <title>Bill’s Wedding - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Bill is getting married and Beverly and Jane have only 24 hours to plan it. Meanwhile, a fortune teller at the wedding reception could change the future for Adam, Erica and Barry’s romantic life.</desc>
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    <title>Dee-Vorced - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Beverly’s meddling in Adam’s relationship with Brea leads to a confrontation with her divorced mother, Vicki. Meanwhile, Barry struggles to reunite the JTP following his breakup with Ren.</desc>
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    <title>Eracism - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Adam sets out to create a movie that will tackle racism but realizes he is out of his depth on the subject due to his sheltered upbringing. Meanwhile, Geoff is determined to teach Erica and Barry to become better people.</desc>
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    <title>Hanukkah on the Seas - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Pop-Pop surprises the family with an ill-advised winter cruise to Canada, while Erica stirs up holiday trouble at home.</desc>
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    <title>Bevy’s Big Murder Mystery Party - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Inspired by his obsession, Adam helps Beverly plan a murder mystery party for the family. Meanwhile, Erica, tasked with declaring her major, bumps up against Barry’s cockiness as she considers going the pre-med route.</desc>
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    <title>Cocoon - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Beverly enlists the help of Erica, who has recently declared pre-law as her major, to sue her cookbook publisher after finding her book in the bargain bin at a bookstore. Meanwhile, Adam and Pops bond while taking a trip on the wild side after Adam convinces Pops to fall back into some youthful adventures.</desc>
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    <title>Geoff’s New Hat - S08E10</title>
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    <title>Quaker Warden - S08E11</title>
    <desc>After realizing how little time Adam has left at William Penn, a sentimental Beverly decides to get more involved at the school, to Adam and Principal Ball’s dismay. In order to prevent her from intervening with Senior Skip Day, Adam and Principal Ball team up to put Beverly through an intense Quaker Warden training, which ends up backfiring.</desc>
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    <title>The Lasagna You Deserve - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Beverly enlists the help of Barry and Erica to teach Adam to be more assertive, but Adam feels guilty after taking it too far. Meanwhile, Murray resolves to be a better friend after learning that Vic doesn’t think he can confide in him.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Ships Ahoy - S08E13</title>
    <desc>As William Penn’s new Quaker Warden, Beverly is thrilled to have co-workers for the first time and sets out to make them all love her. To her dismay, it’s more difficult to win them over than she anticipated, as her reputation of being a difficult school parent precedes her. Meanwhile, Geoff competes in the “Mr. Ships Ahoy” beauty pageant to prove to Erica that he can be seen as desirable by other women.</desc>
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    <title>Love Triangle - S08E14</title>
    <desc>As Adam’s girlfriend Brea heads to visit her cousin at the University of Virginia (UVA), Beverly projects her own insecurity onto Adam, convincing him to do a grand gesture to prevent Brea from choosing UVA for college. Meanwhile, when Geoff asks Erica to go to the local Nancy Glass talk show with him, a disappointed Barry teams up with Geoff’s sister Joanne to change his mind.</desc>
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    <title>Bever-lé - S08E15</title>
    <desc>When the NFL players go on strike and the football season is threatened, Barry gets concerned that he and Murray will no longer have anything to talk about which leads Barry to try out for the Eagles team himself. Against Erica’s advice, Beverly decides to start selling a nutritional product from a sketchy company in an attempt to gain financial independence.</desc>
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    <title>Couple Off - S08E16</title>
    <desc>When Barry and Joanne crash Erica and Geoff’s peaceful weekend camping trip, they end up in a competition to see who is the better couple, causing some unexpected shifts in relationships. After learning that Brea thinks Adam has an easy, privileged life, Adam seeks to prove her wrong by getting a job but quickly learns she might be right.</desc>
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    <title>Who’s Afraid of Brea Bee? - S08E17</title>
    <desc>After realizing there may be trouble in lovers’ paradise for Erica and Geoff, Beverly involves herself in their relationship as well as Barry and Joanne’s to make sure everyone stays together. Meanwhile, Adam and Brea are cast opposite of each other in the school play, but their excitement for one another’s success grows dim when one starts to outshine the other onstage.</desc>
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    <title>Ebb Tide - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Blanche is shattered after her father, Big Daddy, passes away.  However, when she goes back to her childhood home, she gets into a big argument with her sister, Virginia and decides not to attend the funeral.</desc>
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    <title>Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Mary Has a Little Lamb - S05E13</title>
    <desc>The girls take in a 15 year old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father.  Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.</desc>
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    <title>Great Expectations - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Rose joins a positive thinking group and tries to get a pessimistic Dorothy to join.  Meanwhile, Blanche is scared to get serious with her latest boyfriend especially after he has a heart attack.</desc>
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    <title>Triple Play - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes.  Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter who makes it clear she wants their relationship to be no more and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money, thanks to a computer error.</desc>
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    <title>Clinton Avenue Memoirs - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Dorothy becomes alarmed when Sophia forgets the date of her wedding anniversary.  This leads Dorothy to face the fact that Sophia is becoming more and more forgetful with age.  After visiting a doctor, Sophia decides to regain some of the memories she has lost and decides to take a trip to Brooklyn and their old apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom - S05E17</title>
    <desc>After visiting the doctor, Blanche learns that he wants to put a pacemaker in her.  However, after the operation, Blanche is so scared of intimacy that she decides to give up sex.</desc>
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    <title>An Illegitimate Concern - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband.  Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.</desc>
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    <title>72 Hours - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Rose discovers that she may be carrying the HIV virus after learning the blood they used in her gallbladder operation may have contained HIV antibodies.  What really gets to her though is the 72 hours she must wait before hearing the test results.  Meanwhile, Dorothy organizes a Save the Swamplands charity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034030 +0000" stop="20261008040426 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twice in a Lifetime - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Rose must decide between her boyfriend, Miles or an old boyfriend who has just come to town and asks her to go to Europe with him.  Meanwhile, fed up with Dorothy's rules, Sophia decides to move out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040426 +0000" stop="20261008042827 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisters and Other Strangers - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry.  However, the reconciliation does not last long after Blanche reads her recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her.  Meanwhile, Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042827 +0000" stop="20261008045228 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheaters - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The married man whom Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with Dorothy.  Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045228 +0000" stop="20261008051519 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present - S05E23</title>
    <desc>The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's niece who's father was once engaged to Sophia.  Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly putting a curse on him years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051519 +0000" stop="20261008053911 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Bets Are Off - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the race track and quickly begins falling in to debt and gaining an apathy to her job.  Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053911 +0000" stop="20261008062556 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1) / The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2) - S05E25</title>
    <desc>An FBI agent investigates the girls' life's for a possible visit from President Bush.  This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together. / When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062556 +0000" stop="20261008064922 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blanche Delivers - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Blanche's daughter wants to give birth in a birthing center while Blanche is preoccupied by the possibility of Rebecca delivering in a local hospital.  Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064922 +0000" stop="20261008071319 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once, in St. Olaf - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital.  Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071319 +0000" stop="20261008073709 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If At Last You Do Succeed - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention but still Dorothy can't be happy for him.  Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that if cashed could bankrupt St. Olaf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073709 +0000" stop="20261008080006 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snap Out Of It - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Dorothy decides to help Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a reclusive man who hasn't stepped out of his apartment since the 1960's.  Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001326 +0000" stop="20261008003917 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Time With Sgt. Carol - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Sgt. Carol wants Gomer to sing in the Marine camp show she is organizing, but Sgt. Carter won't agree to her plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003917 +0000" stop="20261008010454 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Sister - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Gomer must escort Sgt. Carter's sister to a dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010454 +0000" stop="20261008013014 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“Goodbye Camp Handerson, Hello Sgt. Carter” - S05E30</title>
    <desc>Carter learns Gomer is being sent to another base.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013014 +0000" stop="20261008015542 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer Overcomes the Obstacle Course - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gomes tries to pass the obstacle course to please Sgt. Carter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015542 +0000" stop="20261008022123 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guest in the Barracks - S01E02</title>
    <desc>To the consternation and dismay of Sgt. Carter, Gomer breaks regulations and sneaks a recruit's girlfriend in to visit him in the barracks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022123 +0000" stop="20261008024652 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Ralph Skunk - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gomer adopts a pet skunk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024652 +0000" stop="20261008031255 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Ironpants - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After a straight-laced lady Marine officer reports him for not saluting her, Gomer attempts to help transform her into an attractive woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031255 +0000" stop="20261008033835 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer Learns a Bully - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A trouble-making recruit decides to use Gomer as his fall guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033835 +0000" stop="20261008040411 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay Day - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomer is convinced he has been a "goldbrick" and stubbornly refuses to accept part of his paycheck -- even when the Pentagon orders him to do so.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040411 +0000" stop="20261008042958 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Loves a Sergeant - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Carter is driven crazy by the fact that no matter what he does to Gomer, Gomer still likes him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042958 +0000" stop="20261008045551 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer and the Dragon Lady - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Carter sets Gomer up with a beautiful but unkissable Dragon Lady.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045551 +0000" stop="20261008052121 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survival of the Fattest - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Gomer and Carter go on a five-day survival test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052121 +0000" stop="20261008054641 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date for the Colonel's Daughter - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Gomer escorts the Colonel's daughter to the enlisted men's dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054641 +0000" stop="20261008061152 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Shall Not Pass - S01E11</title>
    <desc>On maneuvers, Gomer leads the squad into an ambush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061152 +0000" stop="20261008063639 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sergeant Carter, Marine Baby Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Carter gives Gomer a lift in his jeep and finds himself helping Gomer babysit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063639 +0000" stop="20261008070221 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Marine Bandit - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A mother-daughter burglar team uses Gomer for their next heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070221 +0000" stop="20261008072814 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sergeant of the Week - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Carter thinks Gomer is dying and tries to be nice to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072814 +0000" stop="20261008075406 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa Pyle's Good Luck Charm - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Pyle gives Gomer a good luck charm to help him gain self-confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002927 +0000" stop="20261008011154 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011154 +0000" stop="20261008015420 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015420 +0000" stop="20261008023646 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023646 +0000" stop="20261008031913 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031913 +0000" stop="20261008040139 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040139 +0000" stop="20261008044405 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044405 +0000" stop="20261008052632 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052632 +0000" stop="20261008060858 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060858 +0000" stop="20261008065124 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065124 +0000" stop="20261008073351 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001112 +0000" stop="20261008005336 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutations - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Lim, Shaun and Reznick treat a 25-year-old runner suffering from severe swelling; but when things take a turn for the worse, Shaun enlists the help of Carly. Park, Claire and Melendez treat two 16-year-old cancer patients who are dating. Shaun and Carly work toward intimacy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005336 +0000" stop="20261008013642 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and Death - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Shaun and Reznik grapple with a terminal cancer patient who is determined to live the last few months of his life without inhibition. Reznik must confront her relationship with her mother when she comes in for a third opinion from Glassman. Shaun and Carly's relationship reaches a new level of intimacy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013642 +0000" stop="20261008021836 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Influence - S03E14</title>
    <desc>After Shaun treats a patient who is a social influencer, he deals with unwanted attention. The team treats a woman who is in abdominal distress after an at-home faecal transplant Carly's efforts to separate Shaun from Lea are challenged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021836 +0000" stop="20261008030114 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unsaid - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Despite everyone else’s doubts, Shaun is hopeful that Carly is truly fine with his friendship with Lea. The team treats a young boy born without a fully formed trachea and unable to speak, and who may be a good candidate for an experimental procedure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030114 +0000" stop="20261008034425 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autopsy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Shaun makes an emotional confession, and the result may not be as desired. He also becomes obsessed with performing an autopsy on a Jane Doe, which challenges his relationships at the hospital. Claire, Reznick and Andrews treat a male college student with a mysterious split personality disorder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034425 +0000" stop="20261008042732 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fixation - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A patient with a mysterious and undiagnosed illness that has baffled other doctors for years forces Shaun and the team to take some big risks. Claire and Melendez continue to cautiously navigate their feelings for each other as colleagues and friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042732 +0000" stop="20261008051035 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartbreak - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Claire and Shaun treat a patient with a rare form of dwarfism. Reznick, Lim and Park treat a young man who had both arms torn off in a previous farming accident. Shaun reacts to an emotional situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051035 +0000" stop="20261008055333 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurt - S03E19</title>
    <desc>In the first episode of the two-part season finale, the city of San Jose is rocked by a massive earthquake that puts the staff of St. Bonaventure Hospital on high alert as they race to assess the damage and account for the safety of their colleagues and friends. Meanwhile, Dr. Neil Melendez and Dr. Aaron Glassman are attending a charity event when their lives are threatened by the earthquake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055333 +0000" stop="20261008063644 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love You - S03E20</title>
    <desc>In the second episode of the two-part finale, our doctors work against time and their own personal safety to save the lives of those around them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063644 +0000" stop="20261008071808 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frontline (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. Murphy treats a patient who has an illness that is not only unpredictable in nature, but also unlike anything he or the team has seen before. Dr. Claire Brown continues to work through her grief, still reeling from Dr. Neil Melendez's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003818 +0000" stop="20261008012436 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Tries to Serve a Subpoena - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Reddick, Boseman &amp; Lockhart attempt to adjust to their new landscape as a small subsidiary of STR Laurie, a huge multi-national law firm. Diane encounters a familiar face in court, Louis Canning, during an eminent domain case against a large real estate developer, Rare Orchard. Lucca is given an exciting, high-profile divorce case, however it comes with an unexpected partner, David Lee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012436 +0000" stop="20261008021005 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Gets a Call from HR - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When DNC head Frank Landau asks Reddick, Boseman &amp; Lockhart for help with a plan to engage African-American voters, the resulting discussion turns personal for one of the partners. Determined to sue Rare Orchard, Diane is shocked to learn that all court documents associated with the case are missing, leading her down an unexpected rabbit hole. Meanwhile, Marissa befriends Caleb Garlin, an STR Laurie associate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021005 +0000" stop="20261008030714 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang is Satirized and Doesn’t Like It - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A former divorce client, Duncan Herz, seeks the firm’s help, claiming a buzzy new play running in Chicago is based on his divorce and shares specific details that unearth more than just his dirty laundry. Diane attempts to get to the heart of Memo 618 when a missing case leads her to the corporate overlords themselves, STR Laurie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030714 +0000" stop="20261008035117 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Goes to War - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Following their secret rendezvous, Liz and Caleb find themselves on a case together, defending a soldier court-martialed for sabotaging the weapon of his superior officer. Lucca accompanies her client, and newly minted friend, Bianca, on a short but sure to be memorable trip to the Caribbean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035117 +0000" stop="20261008044734 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Offends Everyone - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Reddick, Boseman &amp; Lockhart represent an Olympic hopeful who was edged out of a spot on the U.S. women's swim team due to a last minute change to the eligibility window. From racism to sex and gender constructs, the case quickly takes the firm into rough waters. Meanwhile, Adrian is approached by the DNC with a compelling offer and Diane and Julius unite to track down Memo 618.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044734 +0000" stop="20261008054048 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Discovers who Killed Jeffrey Epstein - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Reddick, Boseman &amp; Lockhart are hired to investigate the death of high-profile New York inmate Jeffrey Epstein. Back at the office, STR Laurie continues to tighten their grip on the firm by forcing Diane, Adrian and Liz to conduct layoffs. But the enraged trio won't go down that route without a fight and hatch a plan in hopes of shaking off their corporate overlords once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054048 +0000" stop="20261008063124 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Previously on… - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A flashback to 2020 reveals how the team at Reddick, Boseman &amp; Lockhart experienced the year's major events.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063124 +0000" stop="20261008072543 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once there was a court… - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Diane and Marissa find themselves arguing at the Circuit 9 3/4 Court, led by the quirky "Judge" Hal Wackner. Meanwhile, Carmen Moyo proves herself to be an effective, yet underestimated, new associate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001731 +0000" stop="20261008003859 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Somewhere Else - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Janet and Chidi reveal some unexpressed emotions. Michael pushes for a new kind of experiment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003859 +0000" stop="20261008010035 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Is Bonzer! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In the season premiere, Michael returns to Earth to give Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason a little nudge in the right direction when their initial attempts to become better people falter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010035 +0000" stop="20261008012210 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brainy Bunch - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Intent on wrecking Michael's plans, Trevor shows up on Earth to join Chidi's study and annoy the gang into breaking up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012210 +0000" stop="20261008014340 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowplow - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sequestered on Earth, Michael and Janet meddle in Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani and Jason's lives to remove any obstacles that might derail the gang's efforts to become better people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014340 +0000" stop="20261008020515 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeremy Bearimy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The group explores the three main branches of ethical thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020515 +0000" stop="20261008022635 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ballad Of Donkey Doug - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jason visits with some people from his past while Chidi gets help in resolving a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022635 +0000" stop="20261008024757 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fractured Inheritance - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Eleanor makes a startling discovery that tests her resolve, Tahani looks to make amends and Janet does some bonding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024757 +0000" stop="20261008030922 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Worst Possible Use Of Free Will - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Eleanor looks back on some forgotten moments from her past.</desc>
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    <title>The Funeral to End All Funerals - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Undisclosed Recipients - S06E17</title>
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    <title>Don't Fail - S06E21</title>
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    <title>Wanna Partner? - S06E22</title>
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    <title>A Perfect Match (1) - S02E09</title>
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    <title>How to Say 'I Love You!' - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cassie helps Ben find an old romantic film to showcase at the refurbished Middleton Theater's opening night. Martha's promises to the town are in jeopardy when she overextends herself with the Middleton budget.</desc>
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    <title>Pennies from Heaven - S05E05</title>
    <desc>When Gary runs short of money, he decides he must break his own rules to get out of trouble, and starts betting on the horses. Phoebe is distraught, as her father was a gambler, and repeatedly tries to dissuade him.</desc>
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    <desc>Yvonne continues to travel for Nature Boy Cosmetics. Gary takes Phoebe to the Cafe Royal, where his false wartime identity finally catches up on him, and he is recruited for a secret mission to the Isle of Wight. However, Yvonne also has a special mission for him. When he arrives at his destination in 1943, the Isle of Wight looks remarkably like France.</desc>
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    <desc>Gary realises that he is only being used as a ploy to fool the Germans. As the Gestapo closes in on him, he is captured and is to be sent to Berlin for torture, unless he can escape first. Ron stands in for Gary on an errand for Yvonne: meeting a top model, and escorting her to a product launch - but they get sidetracked.</desc>
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    <title>Have You Ever Seen a Dream Walking - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gary is very unsettled after his French adventure, and he feels like he's losing his mind: he can't tell whether he's awake or asleep, dreaming or experiencing reality. Then Rolf Harris appears in one of his dreams...</desc>
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    <title>Love the One You're With - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Yvonne is signing copies of her just published autobiography. Meanwhile, Gary finds out from the porter in the 1990s that the owner of his 1940s West End flat is going to be killed in a road accident - what is he to do? He finds a new occupier. Then, racked with guilt, he decides to cause a happier ending.</desc>
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    <title>My Heart Belongs to Daddy - S05E10</title>
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    <title>All About Yvonne - S06E02</title>
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    <title>How I Won the War - S06E07</title>
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    <title>The Ungoofables - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Major Goof - S01E30</title>
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    <title>A Goof of the People - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Goof Under My Roof - S01E32</title>
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    <title>Everything's Coming up Goofy (Forever Goof, Part 1) - S01E33</title>
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    <title>One Day at HorrorLand (1) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Out on a fun-filled trip to Zoo Gardens, the Morris family's amusement soon turns to amazement when bright lights flash across the sky. They suddenly find themselves in Horrorland-where admission is free, but the fun never starts. After a narrow escape from the house of mirrors and a chilling whitewater coffin cruise, Luke and Lizzy rejoin their parents at the front gate, but it's locked! Now their only hope is to compete in a gruesome game show that proves what the world has feared all along: monsters really do exist...and they have their own cable channel.</desc>
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    <title>One Day at HorrorLand (2) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Out on a fun-filled road trip to Zoo Gardens, the Morris family's amusement soon turns to amazement when bright lights flash across the sky. They suddenly find themselves in Horrorland-where admission is free, but the fun never starts. After a narrow escape from the house of mirrors and a chilling whitewater coffin cruise, Luke and Lizzy rejoin their parents at the front gate, but it's locked! Now their only hope is to compete in a gruesome game show that proves what the world has feared all along: monsters really do exist...and they have their own cable channel.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House Game - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jonathan and Nadine were headed to a pep rally with their camera, when they passed the old abandoned mansion on the street. Standing outside the entrance gate is a strange little girl who tells them that her cat ran inside the door of the mansion. Jonathan is reluctant, but Nadine says that it will only take a second. So they both enter, but the cat is nowhere to be found. However, they do find a game. It's called ""The Mansion of Terror"". And it's got a strange effect on the players. Because now Jonathan and Nadine are trapped inside the game, and must win to get out...</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect School (1) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Brian 'O Connor dresses up as a burglar to scare his little brother Riley, so his parents finally decide to teach him a lesson. They send him to ""The Perfect School"". There, the headmasters are strict. The instructors are even stricter. But Brian and his two friends have noticed something strange about the school. And how perfect they make the students. But the school makes them ""perfect"" in such a short amount of time. When Brian tries to escape, he is countered by numerous guards, but finds a box of ""tissue samples"". But then a horrific thought comes to mind. That the school might be cloning the children and making them perfect.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect School (2) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After considering the thought a possibility, Brian decides to investigate the school further. He infiltrates the school far enough to find a room with a computer in it. Though it's no normal computer. The default program is the school's database. Brain clicks on an option saying ""Nursery"". He then sees a picture of himself, and it says that he is 95% complete. This confirms his suspicion that the school is cloning the children. Telling his friend CJ his findings, CJ agrees to help him escape. However, CJ has betrayed him. CJ was actually a spy, and Brian's other friends have been cloned. Brian might never escape...</desc>
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    <title>Werewolf Skin (1) - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While visiting his aunt and uncle in rural Wolf Creek, big-city camera bug Alex Blackwell is hoping to photograph something really scary in order to win Chiller Magazine's amateur ""shudder shot"" contest. Fortunately (or unfortunately), he doesn't have to look far, because when the moon is full, the woods are full of werewolves! Aided by his mysterious school-girl pal, Hannah, Alex has a plan-which includes a visit to the creepy house across the street-to break the curse of the wolf-skins in order to save his family...and himself!</desc>
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    <title>Werewolf Skin (2) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While visiting his aunt and uncle in rural Wolf Creek, big-city camera bug Alex Blackwell is hoping to photograph something really scary in order to win Chiller Magazine's amateur ""shudder shot"" contest. Fortunately (or unfortunately), he doesn't have to look far, because when the moon is full, the woods are full of werewolves! Aided by his mysterious school-girl pal, Hannah, Alex has a plan-which includes a visit to the creepy house across the street-to break the curse of the wolf-skins in order to save his family...and himself!</desc>
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    <title>Awesome Ants - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Ben and Dave stopped at an ice cream shop. They ordered some very strange ice cream, as Dave says ""Life is too short for boring ice cream"". However, the ice cream was stranger than they thought as they found it covered with ants! People then began to scream as they found the whole shop infested with ants. Running out, Dave and Ben met a man from ""Nuke 'Em"" pest control, and Ben quickly left as Dave went inside with the exterminator. While inside, the exterminator started looking for the queen's next. He found the queen and squashed it, then gave Dave an idea for a science project. After ordering an ant home, Dave feeds them. Though, when Ben says they aren't getting enough food, they start feeding them hot dogs and more pellets than the ants are supposed to get. However, now the ants are growing larger and larger...</desc>
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    <title>Bride of the Living Dummy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Katie, Harrison, Jillian, and Katie's annoying doll Mary-Ellen were seeing a show put on by the famous ventriloquist Jimmie O' James, who was using his dummy, Slappy. However, as most would know, Slappy is no normal dummy. He's alive. And, while at the show, it would seem that he fell in love with Katie's doll. When Jillian searched for her sister after she forgot Mary-Ellen, she met Jimmie O' James, and Jimmie gave her an autographed photo and she gave her address. However, Jimmie used the address to send Slappy to Jillian. And now strange things are happening around the house. Scary things. Evil things. And Jillian and Katie get the hint when Slappy steals their Mom's wedding ring...</desc>
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    <title>Strained Peas - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Nicholas is at first optimistic about getting a baby sister, but his friend tells him all the cons. When his parents arrive, he meets his sister Grace. Though, Grace is no normal baby. She makes a block message that says ""Only me"". And she pukes on Nicholas when he goes to comfort her when she is crying in the night. Nicholas can take a hint when she eats his pet. Nicholas knows that Grace wants to be an only child. And she'll do anything to get rid of him. So when their parents leave Nicholas home alone to babysit Grace, Grace does some real bad things. Scary things. Evil things. Things that COULD make her an only child...</desc>
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    <title>Say Cheese and Die-Again! - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Sourball. That's what Greg calls his English teacher, Mr. Saur. He's a real grouch. And now he just gave Greg a big fat ""F"" on his oral report. He didn't believe Greg's story. About the camera Greg found last summer. About the pictures it took. About the evil things that happened. Poor Greg. He just wanted to prove old Sourball wrong. But now that he's dug up the camera, bad things are happening. Really bad things. Just like the first time...</desc>
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    <title>Chillogy (1): Squeal of Fortune - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Matthew and Todd's family is holding a garage sale in their front yard, when Jessica Walters, a rich girl, comes to the sale. She weasels a rare baseball card out of a reluctant Matthew for one dollar. After going home, she checks her ""Financial Empire"", and her brother comes in asking her for spare money to get their mother an anniversary gift. When Jessica gets too technical about it, their mother tells Jessica it's her job to sweep the attic. Inside, Jessica finds a strange toy town. Now, she's transported into Karlsville, a strange town where one man rules all. And Jessica's greed just may get the best of her. As during her stay, many of the townspeople are talking about what happens to greedy little pigs...</desc>
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    <title>Chillogy (2): Strike Three... You're Doomed - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After Jessica's scary adventure in Karlsville, she and her brother throw it out on an agreement that she will give him fifty dollars for an anniversary present. However, Todd and Matthew find it when they are coming home from their friend's house one night. They carry it home, and the next day Matthew goes to his baseball game. Matthew finally gets a chance to play-and strikes out horribly. Sad, he sits in his room while the rest of his family watches a movie. Tossing his baseball up and down, the ball suddenly floats into Karlsville. Following it, Matthew is transported into the town just as Jessica was, only he's in a baseball game. And in Karlsville baseball games, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how you save your life...</desc>
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    <title>Chillogy (3): Escape From Karlsville - S03E21</title>
    <desc>After Matthew narrowly escaped from Karlsville, Todd walked to Matthew's room, obsessed with winning some kind of contest. With him, he carried an envelope that said he was the grand prize winner. And that he should come to Karlsville to claim his prize. So, while wondering what Karlsville was, Todd was accidently sucked into the town himself, and the population sign went from ""100"" to ""101"". Todd was greeted by Karl, and the town. They celebrated, and Matthew and Jessica came into the town themselves. While they were looking for Todd, Todd himself was brought to claim his prize. However, Todd's prize is pretty scary. Scary enough to make him a citizen of Karlsville. Permanantly...</desc>
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    <title>Teacher's Pet - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Becca and Benji were on a class field-trip with, well, their class. However, when they got on the trail, Becca realizes she lost the locket that her grandmother gave her. Becca and Benji went back to find it. Becca did, but then it moved by itself. She soon realized that it really didn't, a bunny moved it. However, when she picked the bunny up, she found it had a snake's face! However, no one believes her, and the trip resumed. Mr. Blankenship, their teacher, showed them how a snake devoured a mouse. However, when Becca and Benji went exploring, they found a strange cabin. With live snakes...</desc>
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    <title>How I Got My Shrunken Head (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>What has two eyes, a mouth, a wrinkly green skin? Mark's shrunken head. It's a present from his Aunt Benna. A gift from the jungle island of Baladora. Mark can't wait to show the kids at school his shrunken head. It's so ugly. So gross. So awesome. But late one night the head starts to glow. Because it's no ordinary head. It gives Mark a strange power. A magical power. A dangerous power...</desc>
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    <title>How I Got My Shrunken Head (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>What has two eyes, a mouth, and wrinkly green skin? Mark's shrunken head. It's a present from his Aunt Benna. A gift from the jungle island of Baladora. Mark can't wait to show the kids at school his shrunken head. It's so ugly. So gross. So awesome. But late on night the head starts to glow. Because it's no ordinary head. It gives Mark a strange power. A magical power. A dangerous power...</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Next Door (1) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Hannah's neighborhood has just gotten a little-weird. Ever since that new boy moved in next door. But when did he move in? Wasn't the house empty when Hannah went to sleep the night before? Why does it still look so deserted? She's not getting any answers from her new neighbor. He just keeps disappearing in the oddest ways. And he's so pale...Is Hannah being haunted by...the ghost next door???</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Next Door (2) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Hannah's neighborhood has just gotten a little-weird. Ever since that new boy moved in next door. But when did he move in? Wasn't the house empty when Hannah went to sleep the night before? Why does it still look so deserted? She's not getting any answeres from her new neighbor. He just keeps disappearing in the oddest ways. And he's so pale...Is Hannah being haunted by...the ghost next door?</desc>
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    <title>Cry of the Cat (1) - S04E05</title>
    <desc>In the light of the full moon, Allison Rogers saw the cat sprawled on its back, its head twisted to one side, its four paws straight up in the air. Even from her bedroom window high above the ground, Allison recognized the cat. The cat named Rip. And Allison knew without going down there that she had killed it again. Killed it for a third time.</desc>
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    <title>Cry of the Cat (2) - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In the light of the full moon, Alison saw the cat sprawled on its back, its head twisted to one side, its four paws straight up in the air. Even from my bedroom window high above the ground, Alison recognized the cat. The cat named Rip. And Alison knew without going down there that she had killed it again. Killed it for a third time.</desc>
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    <title>Bear's Den Pizza - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gordon revamps Bear's Den Pizza</desc>
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    <title>South Boulevard - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gordon revamps South Boulevard, a Korean-inspired restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Bella Gianna’s - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ramsay and his team attempt to transform Bella Gianna’s, a family-owned Italian restaurant in Congers, N.Y.</desc>
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    <title>The Old Coffeepot Restaurant - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gordon and his team make renovations and create a fresh new menu for a failing Cajun restaurant in New Orleans in an attempt to revive it.</desc>
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    <title>Brownstone Bistro - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay's "Hell on Wheels" travels to The Brownstone Bistro, a Cajun fusion restaurant located in Los Angeles, CA. After intense investigation and surveillance, Ramsay discovers how vital it is for the Bistro's staff to come together as a team in order to keep the restaurant afloat. Ramsay will try to bring this failing restaurant back from the brink of disaster – all in just 24 hours. Watch, as the clock ticks down and Ramsay and his team transform this restaurant with a spectacular renovation, a fresh new menu and hope for the future.</desc>
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    <title>Sherman's Restaurant - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay visits Sherman's Restaurant in Greenville, Miss., where he and the team find that the 30-year-old restaurant needs a new menu and new decor.</desc>
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    <title>La Serenata - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay visits La Serenata, a family-owned Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles, CA, where he and his team discover the owner has exhausted himself in trying to keep the restaurant - and his dad's legacy - afloat.</desc>
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    <title>Fetch Bistro - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay travels to Fetch Bistro, a restaurant designed to serve both people and dogs in Wichita, KS, where he and his team discover that the restaurant itself could use some major clean-up.</desc>
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    <title>Patrick Molloy's - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay's 'Hell On Wheels' travels to Patrick Molloy's, a family-owned American restaurant and bar, located on the Hermosa Beach pier. After intense investigation and surveillance, Ramsay and his team discover a deep-rooted family feud that has been holding the restaurant back for quite some time. Ramsay will try to bring this failing restaurant back from the brink of disaster - all in just 24 hours. Watch, as the clock ticks down and Ramsay and his team transform this restaurant with a spectacular renovation, a fresh new menu and hope for the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065358 +0000" stop="20261008073655 +0000" channel="C961.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sandra Dee's Bar-B-Que &amp; Seafood - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay's "Hell On Wheels" travels to Sandra Dee's Bar-B-Que &amp; Seafood, a laid back bar and grill located in Sacramento, CA. After intense investigation and surveillance, Ramsay and his team discover that the owner's lack of discipline with her own family members has greatly inhibited any success for the restaurant. Ramsay will try to bring this failing restaurant back from the brink of disaster - all in just 24 hours. Watch, as the clock ticks down and Ramsay and his team transform this restaurant with a spectacular renovation, a fresh new menu and hope for the future in the all-new "Sandra Dee's Bar-B-Que &amp; Seafood" season finale episode of GORDON RAMSAY'S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK.</desc>
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    <title>The Grandfather - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Devastated by the turn her life has taken, Blair opts for a wild lifestyle instead of her perfect Waldorf life. Vanessa tries to convince Nate that he needs to move on after his mother's family abandoned them.</desc>
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    <title>Remains of the J - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Serena throws Jenny a sixteenth birthday party, but things spin out of control. Vanessa agrees to help Chuck. Rufus searches for a way to cover Dan's college tuition.</desc>
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    <title>Seder Anything - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Serena returns from her trip to Spain with Poppy and Gabriel. Blair makes a secret deal with Nate's grandfather. Dan takes a job to earn money for college.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022306 +0000" stop="20261008030500 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Georgina returns to the Upper East Side. Chuck and Nate's relationship is at a crossroads. Serena's relationship with Gabriel gets more complicated.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrath of Con - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Blair puts pressure on Georgina to help her in a scheme. The rivalry between Nate and Chuck reaches a boiling point. Lily makes a secret plan to help Rufus.</desc>
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    <title>Valley Girls - S02E24</title>
    <desc>In a flashback, Lily runs away to Los Angeles, reconnecting with her parents. Back in present day, Blair and Nate attend prom together, but the evening doesn't turn out as planned.</desc>
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    <title>The Goodbye Gossip Girl - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Gossip Girl decides to liven things up at graduation by sending out a shocking and damaging email blast in the midst of the commencement ceremony. Lily and Rufus struggle to repair their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Reversals of Fortune - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Blair and Chuck continue to adjust to being in a relationship with one another. Serena returns from Europe with new secrets to hide and a new relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055224 +0000" stop="20261008063404 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freshman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Blair starts her first day at NYU and Georgina is assigned as her roommate. Serena recruits Carter to help her get even with Chuck.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Boy - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Blair and Chuck face-off when the both set their sights on an item up for bid at Sotheby's. Serena begins to think that Carter may have returned to his old habits and Georgina becomes interested in Dan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071549 +0000" stop="20261008075730 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dan de Fleurette - S03E04</title>
    <desc>During the first day of school, Jenny takes her place as the new Queen Bee. Lily returns home to find that things are not as she left them. At NYU, a famous actress enrolls is assigned to be Vanessa's roommate.</desc>
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    <title>South Manchester 2022 - S23E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin McCloud follows more ambitious self-builds. In south Manchester, can Colin and Adele overcome contractor issues and financial ruin to build their eye-popping curved glass home?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013152 +0000" stop="20261008021851 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunbridge Wells 2022 - S23E02</title>
    <desc>Kate and Rob replace their 1940s past-it prefab with a bespoke, modern, factory-built home using volumetric modular construction. But will it feel like the characterful home they dream of?</desc>
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    <title>Canterbury 2022 - S23E03</title>
    <desc>Ship’s captain Dorran promised his family he’d build a super-modern underground lair on a hill outside Canterbury. But as the epic build hits choppy waters, will Dorran fulfil their dream?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030549 +0000" stop="20261008035244 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chess Valley 2022 - S23E04</title>
    <desc>Zimbabwean-born Davi and Matt from Australia set out to build a house in the Chess Valley with a radical multicultural design. Can they deliver, or will it end up just a mishmash of ideas?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035244 +0000" stop="20261008043947 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Derbyshire 2022 - S23E05</title>
    <desc>In Derbyshire, Mike and Sarah set out to build a multigenerational longhouse. But with a complicated roof, a shortage of materials and an unexpected bereavement, it proves far from easy…</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043947 +0000" stop="20261008052642 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dunstable 2022 - S23E06</title>
    <desc>In Dunstable, John and his wife Helen demolish an old, dilapidated house and in its place build a million-pound, high-tech, accessible glass pavilion, complete with wildlife garden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052642 +0000" stop="20261008061342 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sydenham Hill, London 2022 - S23E07</title>
    <desc>Corinne plans to build a beautifully crafted, wedge-shaped home on a slither of garden down the side of the house she’s lived in for 24 years. But it sits in a strict conservation area…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061342 +0000" stop="20261008070036 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>North Devon Revisit 2022 - S23E08</title>
    <desc>In 2011, Edward and Hazel set out to build a lighthouse on the north Devon coast. By 2019, they were near bankruptcy with just a rusting shell. Three years on, has anything changed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070036 +0000" stop="20261008074739 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South Somerset Revisit 2022 - S23E09</title>
    <desc>In 2015, Vicky and Ed set out to transform a derelict cowshed into a 21st-century smallholding in Somerset. Six years on, how much has this wildly ambitious project changed their lives?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004432 +0000" stop="20261008015445 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Falls Guys - S02E02</title>
    <desc>We are in New York to find the fastest way from the Big Apple to Niagara Falls in a race featuring Jeremy in the new Ford GT versus James May on public transportation, dragging an injured Richard Hammond. Also, Jeremy tests the Mercedes-AMG GT R at the Eboladrome, cricketer Kevin Pietersen goes against baseball’s Brian Wilson in Celebrity Face Off, and The American test driver is replaced.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bah humbug-atti - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Jaaaaaaaags - S02E06</title>
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    <title>It’s a gas, gas, gas - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Dayton's Advocate - S12E12</title>
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    <title>Greetings From SEMA - S12E13</title>
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    <title>Previous Sins - S13E01</title>
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    <title>Road Runner (Almost) a Go Go - S13E03</title>
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    <title>Every Time A Bell Rings A Daytona Gets Its Wing - S13E04</title>
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    <title>B5 Jambin' With Will - S13E05</title>
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    <title>A Cuda In The Limelight! - S13E06</title>
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    <title>The Ghouls Get Nosey - S13E07</title>
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    <title>This Story Will Bee Epic! - S13E08</title>
    <desc>The 1969 F6 Bright Green Super Bee is one of the longest resurrections in Graveyard Carz history. Its owner has an incredible story to tell about this generation-spanning race car, which was factory built for speed!</desc>
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    <title>The Legend of the Gobblewonker - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Headhunters - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When someone tampers with Mabel's life-size wax statue of Grunkle Stan, she and Dipper set out to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Grunkle Stan mourns over the loss of his wax doppelganger.</desc>
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    <title>The Hand That Rocks the Mabel - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dipper and Mabel discover that their seemingly cherubic new neighbor, Lil' Gideon, happens to be the town's adored psychic. But when Lil' Gideon guilts her into dating him, she and Dipper soon learn that his cuteness can fade all too quickly.</desc>
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    <title>The Inconveniencing - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Dipper vs. Manliness - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In a quest to attain manliness, Dipper ventures into the forest to battle the notorious Multi-Bear. Meanwhile, Mabel tries to teach Grunkle Stan how to be attractive to women, particularly the waitress in the local diner, Lazy Susan.</desc>
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    <title>Irrational Treasure - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Dipper and Mabel discover evidence that the reported town founder is a hoax, they set out to expose the historical cover-up and prove that Mabel's silliness is not a bad thing.</desc>
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    <title>The Time Traveler's Pig - S01E09</title>
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    <desc>After being challenged to a fight by Wendy's boyfriend Robbie, Dipper is shocked when his favorite Fight Fighters fighter, Rumble McSkirmish, comes to life to defend him, but Dipper soon loses control of Rumble and has to find a way to stop him from seriously injuring Robbie</desc>
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    <title>Little Dipper - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dipper is self-conscious that Mabel is taller than him and seeks a magic solution. Meanwhile Lil' Gideon takes advantage of Dipper's and Mabel's height discrepancy.</desc>
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    <title>Summerween - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Boss Mabel - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mabel bets Grunkle Stan that she will make more money at the Mystery Shack by treating people nicely than he does by being rude and cranky.</desc>
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    <title>Bottomless Pit! - S01E14</title>
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    <title>The Deep End - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Carpet Diem - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Boyz Crazy - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Mabel discovers that her favorite boy band is actually a bunch of imprisoned clones, she sets them free, only to decide on keeping them for herself. Meanwhile, Dipper is convinced that Robbie plans to brainwash Wendy with a secret message hidden inside one of his songs.</desc>
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    <title>Land Before Swine - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Waddles is snatched by a prehistoric beast, Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Soos, and Old Man McGucket must journey to a mysterious land trapped in time to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Dreamscaperers (1) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Dipper, Mabel, and Soos must travel through Grunkle Stan's mind to defeat a tricky dream demon summoned by Lil Gideon.</desc>
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    <title>Gideon Rises (2) - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Li'l Gideon swindles the Mystery Shack away, forcing Grunkle Stan and the kids to move in with Soos. While Stan weighs how he can still care for his grandniece and nephew, they decide to take on Gideon.</desc>
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    <title>Scary-oke - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Pines family is starting to get everything back to normal after the Lil' Gideon incident. They throw a “Mystery Shack Is Back” party, but some unwelcome guests intend to crash it.</desc>
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    <title>The Yawn of the Dead Adventure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Moon, Judy and Ham try to survive Alaska's darkest and spookiest day of the year. Meanwhile, Wolf and Honeybee attempt to replace Beef's favorite shirt.</desc>
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    <title>Wanted: Delmer Alive Adventure - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Delmer suffers a concussion while eating soup, the Tobins tell their favorite stories about him in order to keep him awake and alive.</desc>
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    <title>Beef's Craig Beef Adventure - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Skidmark Holmes Adventure - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Tasteful Noods Adventure - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Good Beef Hunting Adventure - S02E08</title>
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    <title>From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Former celebrity mountain man, Tusk Johnson, returns to Lone Moose with a big favor to ask of Beef and Wolf. Meanwhile, Honeybee enters a contest to win her own mall kiosk.</desc>
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    <title>Dip the Halls Adventure - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Jerry's Bigfoot costume gets stolen a few days before Christmas, Beef helps him track it down. The Tobin kids try to build an elaborate gingerbread village.</desc>
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    <title>Dances with Wolfs Adventure - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Moon helps Wolf deal with their parents' divorce. Honeybee encounters Lone Moose's most famous City Councilperson, who happens to be an eagle.</desc>
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    <title>Beef Mommas House Adventure - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Beef joins a local moms' group, while Moon and his friends build a Dread Sled. Meanwhile, the rest of the family digs into the investigation of Wolf and Honeybee's disappearing potholder.</desc>
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    <title>Saved by the Spells Adventure - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Judy relaunches the Saved by the Spells, a legendary secret society. Meanwhile, Honeybee and Wolf have a surprising week, and Moon makes a new friend on his CB radio.</desc>
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    <title>Stools Rush in Adventure - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The school is putting on a musical based on "The Perfect Storm," and Judy desperately wants to be one of the leads. Meanwhile, Moon tries to convince his family he's ready to stay home alone for the very first time.</desc>
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    <title>You've Got Math Adventure - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Honeybee agrees to help Moon with his school problems, only to learn that something else is on his mind. Meanwhile, the rest of the family deals with a moose problem.</desc>
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    <title>As Goldie as It Gets Adventure - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Ham befriends an older woman who loves to party. Meanwhile, Judy takes up pottery and is not great at it.</desc>
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    <title>Dead Moon Walking Adventure - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After seeing something he shouldn't have, Moon incurs Debbie's wrath. Meanwhile, Beef is determined to save his favorite museum from being closed down.</desc>
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    <title>Beef's in Toyland Adventure - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Beef struggles when the boat needs repairs and he can't fish for a whole week. Meanwhile, Wolf and Honeybee meet the best-looking man in Lone Moose.</desc>
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    <title>Poetry of the Penals Adventure - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wolf chaperones Ham and Judy on a school field trip to the abandoned Death Cliff Prison. Meanwhile, Beef accidentally agrees to compose a poem.</desc>
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    <title>Say It Again, Ham Adventure - S02E20</title>
    <desc>With Crispin's help, Ham tries to re-create a more theatrical version of his coming out. Meanwhile, hoping to record their first true crime podcast, Wolf and Honeybee investigate a local cold case and are shocked by what they uncover.</desc>
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    <title>Slide &amp; Wet-judice Adventure - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A new indoor water park is opening in Lone Moose, and all of the Tobins want to go, except for Wolf, who's convinced that he's cursed to always lose his swim trunks in front of the entire town.</desc>
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    <title>Papa Don't Fiend Adventure - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Tobins spend Father's Day weekend at an RV park and uncover the identity of the Fiend of Family Land. Then, Moon meets a skunk, and Judy thinks she's found a new love.</desc>
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    <title>A Knife to Remember Adventure - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Honeybee and Wolf discover an outback-themed restaurant they can’t stop going to. Beef confronts his fear of small talk.</desc>
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    <title>Desperado - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A weekend in the country leads Ralph, Pam and Bill into a race to save a wild stallion from a cruel rancher. The man blames the horse for a crippling injury. His men are also selling horses for use as dog food.</desc>
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    <title>Vanity, Says the Preacher - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It seems that 30 years ago Bill helped some revolutionaries overthrow a corrupt regime in an unnamed Central American country, where he is now regarded as a hero.  But now Bill's old revolutionary compadres have turned up, and they soon kidnap him and try to get him to help lead another revolution.</desc>
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    <title>The Greatest American Hero - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ralph Hinkley, an average school teacher, is given a suit with amazing powers by aliens. Now, Ralph must decide if he'll use his new powers to fight crime, even though he already lost the suit's instruction manual.</desc>
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    <title>The Hit Car - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bill, who has been trying to bust open a drug ring for over 20 years, must drive a witness to Los Angeles for the trial of the gang leader and asks Ralph for help.</desc>
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    <title>Here's Looking at You, Kid - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When a secret gunsight is stolen, Bill asks Ralph for help in solving the case. However, Ralph runs into problems when he keeps turning invisible unexpectedly, and must deal with the pressure of meeting Pam's parents.</desc>
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    <title>Saturday on Sunset Boulevard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Russians are trying to find an heiress and her Russian husband in order to force them to establish a missile cache hold on their private island. Bill needs Ralph's help when he is suspected of failing a lie-detector test at FBI headquarters.</desc>
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    <title>Reseda Rose - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ralph uses his suit to help Rhonda, one of his students, after her mother is kidnapped by the Russians.</desc>
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    <title>My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ralph reconsiders his suit of powers after a flying mistake almost takes out a bus full of tourists. Bill also reconsiders his job path when one of his heroes is suspected of plotting out the theft of a precious diamond.</desc>
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    <title>The Ex-Con - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Oliver gives another of his speeches, this one to the County Bar Association, encouraging the hiring of ex-convicts. This leads to his hiring of Willie Dunhill, a man who's spent so many years in prison that he can't adjust to life on the outside; he keeps calling Oliver "warden".</desc>
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    <title>The Cow Killer - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Haney's latest attempt to cheat Oliver could land him in jail if he doesn't repay his $200 by six o'clock. He uses Oliver's irritation over Colby's renegade cow, the Douglases' cow Eleanor and a misplaced phony bovine to his advantage, selling and reselling all three cattle to make money. Along the way, Lisa and Eb become convinced that Oliver is a cold blooded "cow shooster"</desc>
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    <title>The Confrontation - S05E20</title>
    <desc>In just his first day as the School Board President, Oliver has started a grammar school protest. The kids are upset that their mascot, Arnold, has been thrown out for popping his teacher with a pea shooter. Fred asks Oliver to represent his "son" on grounds that he was discriminated against, but all Oliver can do is talk to the school's determined principal.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Oliver unintentionally provides a motive for the residents of Hooterville to illegally receive more than $500,000 from the Internal Revenue Service. The locals think all they have to do is write in and state their losses--not understanding that they actually have to file taxes first. Eventually, to get its cash back, the IRS invests in Haney's monkey racing track.</desc>
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    <title>The Picnic - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Oliver wants to have a simple, romantic Sunday picnic with Lisa. His afternoon for two turns into an irritating crowd when everyone invites themselves and tags along. Joining the couple are Eb, his girlfriend Linda and her accordion, her parents, Sam Drucker, his date and her sousaphone, Hank Kimball, Linda's Grandpa and some old lady he hit on at the gas station. That night, Oliver and Lisa take refuge in the barn when the crowd shows up at their house.</desc>
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    <title>The Beeping Rock - S05E23</title>
    <desc>A wild story told by an 11-year-old about his recent trip to the moon enthralls Eb and Lisa. Oliver believes none of it, especially when the kid sells Lisa a "moon rock" for $14. But once the rock starts beeping under the moonlight (and when Arnold snorts at it), he suspects they're the victims of a practical joke. Oliver ships it off to NASA for their scientists to examine.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fedor - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Lisa's skittish Uncle Fedor uses the Douglases home to hide out--mostly under the bed and sofa. He claims he's on the run from the Secret Police who want him for smuggling a secret formula. When a man with a scar and another man without an ear are spotted in Hooterville, his wild tale starts to seem plausible.</desc>
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    <title>The Wealthy Landowner - S05E25</title>
    <desc>In a personals ad, Eb advertises himself as a wealthy landowner. He begins communicating with a woman at a Park Avenue address, prompting him to exaggerate his worth even more. By the time she arrives for a visit, Eb is passing the Douglases off as sharecroppers who work for him.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Birthday - S05E26</title>
    <desc>It's Oliver's birthday, and everyone but him wants to celebrate. It also (coincidentally) happens to be Arnold's birthday too. Everyone tries to persuade Oliver to get Arnold a birthday present, while he thinks he deserves one because he's human, while Arnold isn't. It turns out Arnold and Lisa are the only ones who get Oliver a gift, and when he and Lisa go over to the Ziffel's house for his party, only to find that there wasn't one, they return to find all of their furniture stolen.</desc>
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    <title>The City Kids - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Four children from the city spend a week on the farm with the Douglases. While Oliver teaches them to plant seeds and milk a cow, Lisa falls in love with the little girl of the group, Lori. The two bond over a batch of banana jelly.</desc>
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    <title>The Coming-Out Party - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Lori, the little girl who missed the train back to the city, is staying with the Douglases. Lisa's plan to introduce her to the local children by having a party gets out of hand; the festivities grow to include an elephant and Haney giving biplane rides. While Oliver fights to downsize her event, he searches for a replacement part for his ancient Hoyt-Clagwell tractor so he can begin planting.</desc>
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    <title>Jealousy - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Eb won't stop badgering "Dad" to buy him a car, though an increasingly irritated Oliver keeps saying no. Meanwhile, Lisa is busy lavishing gifts on little Lori. Feeling he's been replaced in the Douglas family, a dejected Eb runs away to find a new job. He stops by Drucker's store just long enough to tell Sam how Oliver keeps him locked in leg irons and lost his $4000 on a drunken gambling spree in Las Vegas. Eb quickly returns home to discover Oliver isn't the monster he's been claiming.</desc>
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    <title>A Royal Love Story - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Lisa tells Lori yet another version of how she and Oliver met. In this one, she was living in a Paris apartment with her father, the deposed King of Hungary. While he was plotting his return to power, Lisa was working as a waitress at a sidewalk cafe when Oliver stopped by for six bottles of champagne. The King wanted her to marry a baron who would bankroll his army, but Lisa loved poor American Oliver Douglas.</desc>
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    <title>Oliver Goes Broke - S06E05</title>
    <desc>After saying good-bye to Lori at the airport, a distraught Lisa seeks a job to fill her days. When Haney spots her applying at the County Welfare office, he assumes she's there for the free soup. Soon, all of Hooterville is convinced that "dumb dumb" Oliver lost his money and sent his wife out to find a job.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Mayoralty Campaign - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Mayoral candidate Oliver Douglas faces a surprise opponent when the Hooterville women nominate Lisa to run. While the men plot to improve Oliver's image, Ralph Monroe wages a campaign of dirty tricks against him that includes hotscake batter in his hat and an appearance by Lady Godiva.</desc>
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    <title>Eb's Double Trouble - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The new schoolteacher, Carol, arrives in Hooterville and Eb's heart is aflutter. Eb's current local girlfriend (Darlene) wants to go to the dance which Eb asked Carol to. After seeking advice from Oliver and Mr. Haney, Eb hatches a plan to do double duty and take both girls. Oliver feels the wrath of Darlene's daddy when Eb lies that he has a wife in Racine, Wisconsin. Everything works out when Carol's out-of-town boyfriend arrives to take her to the dance and Eb gets to escort Darlene.</desc>
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    <title>Apple-Picking Time - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Oliver has his first good apple crop, but the valley has no pickers. He suggests the farmers take turns picking each others' crops, but by the time they get to him, they're worn out. Compounding his problems, Lisa's driving lessons include an unplanned wreck with a sheriff's car.</desc>
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    <title>Enterprising Eb - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Eb learns that $538 is not enough to build a house on the two acres the Douglases gave to him and Darlene. His schemes to raise a down payment include turning the Douglas farm into a bed and breakfast, a dump, and a trailer camp.</desc>
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    <title>The Path of True Love - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.</desc>
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    <title>Home Brew - S04E02</title>
    <desc>While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.</desc>
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    <title>Calendar Boys - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.</desc>
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    <title>Animal Instincts - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.</desc>
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    <title>Your Cheating Art - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Marlene is worried about Tyler being in a deep depression, and on what appears to be a starvation diet. He is withdrawn, and spends every hour painting gloomy pictures, and Marlene is forced to call for the help of her mother, Dora. Can Dora solve the mystery and put a smile back on her grandson's face?</desc>
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    <title>The Departed - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, `Puddle of Agony', is about to perform its very first gig. The staff, left alone to look after the Grange, decide to help a couple of ghost-hunters who have arrived in the area seeking phantoms and ghouls. While Tyler's career seems to be slipping downhill, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy appear to be in seventh heaven.</desc>
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    <title>I Done It My Way - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Having decided to write his autobiography and leave it to the nation as a legacy for future generations, Boycie drifts back to old times and old friends and adventures in Peckham. He finds that the memories of the old days and of his new life on his Shropshire farm prove surprisingly enlightening, both for himself and Marlene.</desc>
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    <title>One Man's Junk - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Antiques Roadshow' comes to Ludlow, and Marlene, already in the middle of a house makeover, sees an opportunity to have her old bric-a-brac valued by experts. She is not alone, as Elgin, Bryan, Jed and Mrs Cakeworthy have exactly the same idea. Surprisingly it is Boycie, with a little help from Tyler, who discovers the really valuable antique.</desc>
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    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Boycie and Marlene have been married for nearly forty years so Marlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary. A marquee and caterers have been booked, the flowers are being organised and a band has been booked to play their song – "What's New Pussycat?" Meanwhile, the guest list has grown to an enormous length and Marlene has contacted their old Peckham solicitor. However, he brings bad news – the registrar who married them was unlicensed, so they have never been married.</desc>
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    <title>Keep on Running - S01E01</title>
    <desc>All is well in Peckham. Marlene is off to a health farm as Boycie rises to take the dog for a walk and their son Tyler is off to France for a school trip. It's just another ordinary day in the Boyce household. Then Denzil arrives bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified.
By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire. Reluctantly Marlene agrees to the move and Tyler is dragged with them. Moving day comes and once north of the safe confines of the Thames, they find themselves hopelessly lost and out of their depth. They eventually track down their new home and discover that "The Grange" comes complete with some very strange characters.</desc>
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    <title>A Rocky Start - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tyler is not impressed by his new surroundings in rural Shropshier and Marlene wants to return to Peckham. However, the only fools and horses car supremo, Boycie, warms to the idea of becoming a gentleman farmer - a role which involves doing little work and mingling with the country set. Meanwhile, Boycie's manager. Elgin, pursuades him to retain all his staff and set about creating a working farm even if it means forking out £18.000 on a bull.</desc>
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    <title>The Country Wife - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Boycie outs Marlene under pressure to fit in with the locals, so she decides to take up cookery, an idea which doesn't go down to well with the family.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hay Fever - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm, but is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300 claiming they were on special deal and Marlene has but one thing to say "what kind of offer? Buy six, get 294 free". Meanwhile, The vet is called out when Rocky the bull fails to take notice of the females and Tyler prepares to sit a local private schools entrance exam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062512 +0000" stop="20261008065351 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Talk - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tyler may have received a wakeup call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy</desc>
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    <title>Sex and the Country - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Marlene discovers the farmhands making a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and sneaks a dose into Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girl friend, untill they learn she is his teacher.</desc>
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    <title>Testing Times - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.... until Boycie loses his hair!</desc>
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    <title>Men Like Trees Walking - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The church is losing money and members; Ray seeks custody of Sophia; Jacob's offers to help Calvary are declined; and Kevin gets closer to Adrian.</desc>
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    <title>Veni, Vidi, Vici - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Grace, Ray and Sophia go to court; Basie, the Bishop and Jacob discuss an opportunity at Triumph; Deacon Sykes wants to hold a "women's day" at a smaller venue; Adrian gets the wrong idea about his lunch with Kevin; Mavis has problems with her club; and Kevin shares his feelings with Charity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015606 +0000" stop="20261008023909 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Are You Doing Here? - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In the Season 1 finale, Deacon Sykes has doubts about Lady Mae preaching at the "women's day" event; Basie wants Jacob to run Triumph's new community center; and Lady Mae confronts Mavis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023909 +0000" stop="20261008032205 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A House Divided - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Greenleaf family struggles in the aftermath of Mac's release. Lady Mae makes a last-ditch attempt to save the Bishop. Basie's announcement opens a rift between the Bishop and Jacob.</desc>
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    <title>Strange Bedfellows - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Grace and Charity oppose Lady Mae's reaction to demands from the Deacon Board. The Bishop visits his father-in-law and runs into Mac. Kerissa and Jacob prepare to move out. Grace goes out with Darius Nash, a journalist following Calvary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040322 +0000" stop="20261008044432 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mother's Love - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After one of Mac's victims attempts suicide, Grace makes a rash decision that may have lasting consequences. Kevin's mother visits, exposing old wounds. Lady Mae tries to reason with Jacob.</desc>
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    <title>Revival - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bishop and Lady Mae preside over Calvary's Fall Revival, and decide to take action against Basie. Lady Mae and Grace connect with old friends. Grace confronts Mac's new girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Point of No Return - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Basie hears about the injunction filed to stop construction of Triumph Two, he stages a sit-in at Calvary in an attempt to force Bishop's hand. Grace's plan to put Mac away hits a snag.</desc>
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    <title>The Royal Family - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Charity begin divorce proceedings, but the circumstances are exacerbated when Lady Mae learns the truth about Kevin. Grace and Darius's relationship reaches a stalemate.</desc>
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    <title>Born to Trouble - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The anniversary of Faith's death is at hand and Grace shows no sign of giving up her pursuit of Mac. Basie and Jacob, meanwhile, receive bad news regarding Triumph Two's finances.</desc>
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    <title>Roar - S13E06</title>
    <desc>A familiar face returns to Grey Sloan, throwing many of the doctors for a loop. With Catherine putting on the pressure, Bailey has to make a decision about Alex while a tough ER case makes Amelia’s bad day even worse.</desc>
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    <title>Why Try to Change Me Now - S13E07</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a new consultant puts all of the doctors on edge, especially once she starts stepping on toes in the OR. Amelia and Owen bring their personal problems into the hospital, while April explores some uncharted territory.</desc>
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    <title>The Room Where It Happens - S13E08</title>
    <desc>A difficult surgery brings back pivotal memories for Meredith, Richard, Owen and Stephanie, as they work together to save a life.</desc>
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    <title>You Haven't Done Nothin' - S13E09</title>
    <desc>Believing he is going to jail tomorrow, Alex makes a big decision about his future. While the hospital is overrun with victims of a building collapse, Richard demands answers from Bailey about Eliza’s presence at Grey Sloan.</desc>
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    <title>You Can Look (But You'd Better Not Touch) - S13E10</title>
    <desc>Bailey, Arizona and Jo go to a maximum security women’s prison to treat a violent, 16-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn baby.</desc>
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    <title>Jukebox Hero - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Richard and the attendings set out to make Eliza’s first day at Grey Sloan a bumpy one. Meanwhile, Meredith tries to track down Alex.</desc>
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    <title>None of Your Business - S13E12</title>
    <desc>Maggie gets a surprise visit from her mother at the hospital. Bailey has to make a difficult decision when one of the attendings refuses to work with Eliza, and Stephanie gets caught up in Owen and Amelia’s personal drama.</desc>
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    <title>It Only Gets Much Worse - S13E13</title>
    <desc>The residents are excited for Eliza’s next phase of teaching, but they spend the day caught between the warring attendings. Meanwhile, April has a challenging first day in her new role at the hospital.</desc>
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    <title>Back Where You Belong - S13E14</title>
    <desc>Alex returns to the hospital and discovers a lot has changed since he left. Meanwhile, Jo has to make a difficult decision on a case, and Arizona tries to distance herself from Eliza.</desc>
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    <title>Civil War - S13E15</title>
    <desc>Richard, Jackson, April and Catherine tackle a tough trauma case intensified by hospital politics; Amelia finally faces her feelings about Owen; Meredith gets caught between Nathan and Alex over a patient.</desc>
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    <title>Rat King - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Nick and Hank are called to the scene when three Wesen go out on a hunt at a local dump and get more than they bargained for when two turn up dead after they encounter the mythical Rat King. Meanwhile, a very badly wounded Trubel is taken to the hospital and Nick finally meets Meisner.</desc>
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    <title>Wesen Nacht - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Nick and Hank investigate a wave of coordinated Wesen gang vandalism that results in the death of a local business owner and the kidnapping of Monroe and Rosalee's friend. As they dig deeper, they learn that Portland wasn't the only city hit with a wave of violence. Meanwhile, Truble fills Nick and Adalind on what she has been up to. Elsewhere, Capt. Renard dips his toes into politics as he endorses a local candidate.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Eve of Destruction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Nick and the gang are still reeling from the scope of the ambush and the surprise return of "Juliette", but not everything is as it seems. In light of the heightened Wesen violence, Monroe and Rosalee seek answers from the Wesen Council. Meanwhile, Trubel has some information for Nick that will help him get what he is looking for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024921 +0000" stop="20261008033220 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Reptile Dysfunction - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A local legend comes back to life as Nick and Hank  investigate a mysterious sighting linked to a tourist's death at a local lake. Rosalee's past comes back to haunt her. Elsewhere, Capt. Renard continues to support a candidate for mayor. Meanwhile, Nick is shown the scope of the Wesen uprising as the secret government agency takes him into the heart of their Portland operations center.</desc>
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    <title>Star-Crossed - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Map of the Seven Knights - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Into the Schwarzwald - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Lycanthropia - S05E14</title>
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    <title>The Obscure Objects of Our Desire (1) - S03E22</title>
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    <title>How the West Was Won (1) - S03E24</title>
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    <title>How the West Was Won (2) - S03E25</title>
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    <title>Graduation Day - S03E26</title>
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    <title>Fool for Love - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Birth of a Seaver - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Family Ties (2) - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jason sends his mother on a cruise to get her mind off her dead husband, but when she returns with a fiancé in tow, Jason finds it hard to accept the man who will "replace" his father.</desc>
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    <title>Homecoming Queen - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Nude Photos - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Ben's First Kiss - S04E08</title>
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    <title>The Nanny - S04E09</title>
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    <title>Mandingo - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A travel snafu strands Julie with Mike.</desc>
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    <title>In Carol We Trust - S04E11</title>
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    <title>Mom of the Year - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Semper Fidelis - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Boner flunks out of college and joins the Marines.</desc>
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    <title>Feet of Clay - S04E14</title>
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    <title>Frat Rules - S05E06</title>
    <desc>While pledging for Gamma Psi Delta, Junior and Zeke find their brotherhood put to the test when a night of challenges and a quest to prove their loyalty goes awry.</desc>
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    <title>Love on the Brain - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Certified Lover Boy - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Junior finds himself the center of attention when he’s awarded five stars on Cal U’s infamous “D List,” prompting timely conversations about objectification and hookup culture among the crew.</desc>
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    <title>It’s a Vibe - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Fool's Paradise - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Money Trees - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Big Drip - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Addiction - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Happy Not Knowing - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Zaara and the rest of Junior's friends can't stand his new girlfriend, Grace, but he is determined to change that. Could bringing her to crash Zaara's birthday dinner do the trick?</desc>
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    <title>The A Team - S05E15</title>
    <desc>After midterms, the crew looks for new ways to alleviate their stress and decides to give mushrooms a try. Aaron gets roped into a faculty karaoke night and surprisingly learns some things about himself.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Morale - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Junior struggles with balancing all of his priorities and is looking for a shortcut, but is he the cheating type? Zoey comes to Cal U to spend time with Aaron, but can they prioritize their relationship when real life gets in the way?</desc>
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    <title>Cleaning Out My Closet - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The pressures of being just a legacy at "Zoey University" get the better of Junior - can he ever get out of her shadow? Doug spends all his savings on making a concert a success, causing Aaron to question why he's been footing Doug's bills.</desc>
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    <title>Cash In Cash Out - S05E18</title>
    <desc>In honor of the Gammas' annual Last Chance Dance, Junior debates telling Annika how he feels about her, even though he's friends with her boyfriend. Zoey has a setback at Anti-Muse, sending her into a panic about her future.</desc>
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    <title>Shoot My Shot - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The crew hits up a music festival before parting ways for the summer. After lunch with his dad, Andre suffers from “analysis paralysis” about choosing a major, his relationship with Annika, and his plans for the upcoming school year.</desc>
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    <title>Reachin' 2 Much - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Andre and Annika have big expectations for their first time. After three months of living together, Zoey and Aaron have to make decisions about their future. Doug hosts a party featuring Anderson .Paak &amp; The Free Nationals.</desc>
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    <title>Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing - S06E03</title>
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    <title>Pretty Mess - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Right My Wrongs - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Andre campaigns to be the president of the Gamma fraternity, but is he willing to sacrifice his morals to win? Doug has a date with Sloane. Zaara is hung up on Drea.</desc>
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    <title>Savior Complex - S06E06</title>
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    <title>Toxic - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Family Feud - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Andre and Aaron are at odds when Dean Miller recruits Aaron to convince Andre and the Gammas to associate with a problematic alum.</desc>
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    <title>Let Go - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Andre and Annika mix business with pleasure as Andre tries his hand at negotiating a high-stakes contract on her behalf. Aaron takes his new relationship to the next level but with painful results.</desc>
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    <title>The Fugitives - S18E07</title>
    <desc>When Danny Stalcup, a young member of a gang on the run, is mortally wounded in a fall, Doc Adams is kidnapped, along with Festus, and forced to help.</desc>
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    <title>Eleven Dollars - S18E08</title>
    <desc>Festus heads to Abilene to bring a woman $11 left over from the sale of her things after her father's death, and finds time to teach two little boys a lesson along the way.</desc>
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    <title>Milligan - S18E09</title>
    <desc>When a family man lawfully kills a murderous outlaw by shooting him in the back, some people in town start to physically abuse him.</desc>
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    <title>Tatum - S18E10</title>
    <desc>An ex-gunfighter is dying. He must reconcile with the daughters he abandoned, and wants to be buried next to his wife, who is buried in a town that hates him</desc>
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    <title>The Sodbusters - S18E11</title>
    <desc>Farm owner Clarabelle Callahan has absolute rights to the water supply in her area. Rather than negotiate with Clarabelle, rancher Lamoor Underwood turns to hatred and violence by bringing in a gunslinger, Dick Shaw. Unknown to either side, farm hand Pete Brown is the noted gunfighter John Jobson and represents a deadly equalizer for Clarabelle.</desc>
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    <title>The Brothers - S18E12</title>
    <desc>Killer Jay Wrecken is shot dead by Kitty and another man, at the same time, and now the dead man's brother is methodically murdering everyone connected to the incident.</desc>
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    <title>Hostage! - S18E13</title>
    <desc>Outlaw gang leader Jude Bonner seeks to force Matt to try and keep his condemned brother from hanging by kidnapping Kitty, brutally abusing and threatening to kill her.</desc>
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    <title>Jubilee - S18E14</title>
    <desc>A man neglects his family in favor of raising his prize possession: a race horse</desc>
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    <title>Arizona Midnight - S18E15</title>
    <desc>A midget arrives in Dodge City claiming he will turn into an elephant at the stroke of midnight.  Arizona begins asking for someone to care for him along with three bales of hay. Everyone finds the story a bit far fetched.</desc>
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    <title>Yerba Buena - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon and Donna decide to treat themselves to a vacation at home instead of camping. Bos and Cameron return to Texas. Ryan and Joe have a revelation.</desc>
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    <title>And She Was - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise over an offer to buy Mutiny. Donna has a weekend alone, while Gordon and Cameron bond over video games. Joe has a standoff with the board.</desc>
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    <title>The Threshold - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Joe and Ryan deal with the consequences of Joe's decision. Cam and Donna fight about the future and Gordon has a crisis of conscience.</desc>
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    <title>You Are Not Safe - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Diane, Bos, and Donna hit the road in hopes of building support for Mutiny; everyone else awaits the big day, and Joe approaches Cam for a favor.</desc>
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    <title>NIM - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Donna tries to bring everyone together at Comdex with her vision of the Internet's future, and Gordon faces a strong-willed Joanie.</desc>
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    <title>NeXT - S03E10</title>
    <desc>While Donna's vision inspires a spirited discussion about the next big thing, the end result may not make everyone happy.</desc>
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    <title>So It Goes - S04E01</title>
    <desc>As the fourth and final season opens, Gordon enjoys success while Joe works to keep their web project afloat. Cameron extends a business trip while Donna launches a new venture.</desc>
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    <title>Signal to Noise - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Joe and Cameron talk on the phone; Donna promotes her assistant; Gordon's business buckles under pressure from a larger competitor.</desc>
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    <title>Miscellaneous - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Cameron promotes her game at an industry conference; Donna squares off against old rivals; Gordon struggles to support Joe's newest idea.</desc>
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    <title>Tonya and Nancy - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cameron buys a plot of land to recenter; Joe and Gordon hire a team of websurfers to map the web; Donna focuses her team on the mission ahead.</desc>
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    <title>Visitor from the Grave - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Charlie Willoughby tries to rape Penny, an unstable young American living in England, and in defending herself she shoots and kills him. Her boyfriend, Harry, helps Penny cover things up and buries Charlie's body in the woods. Then, however, Penny thinks she hears and sees Charlie, still alive - but a trickster is up to no good and wants something from Penny.</desc>
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    <title>The Two Faces of Evil - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Lewis family, Martin and Janet and their son David, is driving off on holiday. As they go through a severe rainstorm, they almost fail to see a man in the road, missing him by inches. Martin stops and offers the sober-looking stranger a lift. Back on the road again, the stranger suddenly attacks Martin, causing a terrible crash. Janet and David wake up in hospital and find that Martin has also survived, badly scarred and changed... As time goes by, Janet starts to wonder whether the man who is now her husband is Martin at all. Could it be the stranger?</desc>
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    <title>The Mark of Satan - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Edwyn Rord, a young man working in a hospital morgue, pricks himself with a needle while working on the body of a man who thought he was possessed by the Devil. As a result, the Devil chooses Edwyn as his next disciple - or is it all in Edwyn's mind? In any event, Edwyn becomes obsesses by numerology and  kills his mother, and the local Vicar takes a strong line on it all.</desc>
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    <title>Witching Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The beautiful Lucinda Jessop turns up in David Winter's barn, claiming to be a witch from the 17th Century who has escaped being burnt at the stake by travelling forward in time, and it's not long before he is under her spell - much to the alarm of his wife, Mary.</desc>
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    <title>The Thirteenth Reunion - S01E02</title>
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    <title>The Wilderness - S04E10</title>
    <desc>June draws on all her resources and relationships, risking everything to ensure her own kind of justice.</desc>
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    <title>Ballet - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Dear Offred - S05E04</title>
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    <title>Fairytale - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Together - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Squeeze Sticks - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Basketball for All - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Manny Goes Solar - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Manny installs solar panels.</desc>
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    <title>Talent Show - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The town's prepared for a talent show.</desc>
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    <title>Abuelito's Yardsale - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The tools sold Abuelito's chair at his yard sale.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Found - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Manny finds a gold coin and tracks down its owner</desc>
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    <title>Science Fair - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Science-fair projects break while fixing an air conditioner.</desc>
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    <title>Sizing Things Up - S02E29</title>
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    <title>Mr. Ayala's New Car Wash - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Manny repairs a broken switch at a car wash.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Birthday Mr. Lopart - S02E31</title>
    <desc>No one remembers Mr. Lopart's birthday</desc>
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    <title>Scout Manny - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Manny and the Tools go on a camping trip.</desc>
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    <title>Felipe's Hiccups - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Book Drop - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Manny repairs a book drop at the library.</desc>
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    <title>Bingo Night - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Scribble Trouble - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Baby Chico keeps scribbling on the walls.</desc>
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    <title>Abuelito's Telescope - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools repair Abuelito's telescope</desc>
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    <title>Little Lopart - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Lopart tells the story of Mr. Lopart as a child.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Picture - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Carmela paints a mural at City Hall</desc>
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    <title>Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Don't Stop 'Til You Get the Phone - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Miley's dad won't let her a new phone, she sells a Hannah picture to the press to buy her phone. Unfortunately the picture seems to be revealing her secret.</desc>
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    <title>That's What Friends are For? - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On - S02E19</title>
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    <title>I Will Always Loathe You - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dolly And Mamaw drag an unwilling Miley into their long time feud. Oliver and Rico have auditions for the best "Rico" to star in a commercial for the shack.</desc>
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    <title>Bye Bye Ball - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Miley thinks she has hit a home run when she finds a way to replace Jackson's prize possession she ruined.</desc>
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    <title>(We're So Sorry) Uncle Earl - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Uncle Earl comes to visit and expects Miley to help him become a rock star.</desc>
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    <title>The Way We Almost Weren't - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Miley is almost struck by lightening which makes her and Jackson travel back in time to when their parents met.</desc>
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    <title>You Didn't Say It Was Your Birthday - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Miley and Jackson forget that it was Robby's 40th birthday, and argue over why he is annoyed at them. When they find out, Miley distracts Robby at a CD signing, while Jackson tries to organize a last minute surprise party, to cover up that they forgot.</desc>
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    <title>Hannah in the Streets with Diamonds - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Hannah gets her own diamond, but a guy is selling hot dogs next to her diamond. Then a gross flower vendor spits on her diamond. So she decides to change her diamond's location. Meanwhile, Jackson's car is broken, so Robby works for Rico until Jackson is back to work. But when Rico is mean to Robby, Jackson gets fired.</desc>
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    <title>Yet Another Side of Me - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Hannah meets her idol, Isis, who inspires her to change her image to keep fresh. Hannah does this, to impress the Sunshine Girls after being named "Role Model of the Year". Meanwhile, Jackson befriends Rico.</desc>
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    <title>The Test of My Love - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Miley successfully manages to catch a date with a rich boy. However, the boy's parents are rude to Miley because she is from Tennessee, so she tries to impress them by pretending to be rich and fancy herself.</desc>
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    <title>Joannie B. Goode - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Oliver and Joannie (Hayley Chase) start dating, Oliver wants Miley and Lilly to be friends with her. After a sleepover Lilly and Joannie have more in common than they thought, Miley starts to get jealous and thinks she's losing her friends. Meanwhile, Jackson gets a date with Rico's cousin.</desc>
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    <title>We're All on This Date Together - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In an auction hosted by Donny Osmond, Hannah is up for bid in a special "Date With Hannah Montana" bid. Ray Romano makes an appearance at the auction, although Hannah doesn't know who he is. Corbin Bleu returns as Johnny Collins, tying a date with Hannah alongside Rico.</desc>
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    <title>He Ain't a Hottie, He's My Brother - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jackson and Lilly toy with the idea of going out together, while Miley thinks of ways to nip their romance in the bud.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Don't Drive - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Miley is riding high when she begins Drivers Ed., but she comes crashing down to earth after she learns that the class is not the easy ride she thought it was.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Go Breaking My Tooth - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Miley's at the dentist, without her dad and it doesn’t end well. When Miley insists on going to the dentist without her fathers hand to hold, she ultimately can’t go through with the treatment, but doesn’t admit it to Robby. Her appearance as Hannah on a popular food show goes completely awry as a result of her swollen tooth.</desc>
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    <title>You Never Give Me My Money - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Miley asks for a raise on her allowance, Robby decides to teach her about fiscal responsibility.</desc>
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    <title>Killing Me Softly with His Height - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Miley agrees to go out with a charming boy named Connor for the holidays. Connor's elfin stature and his job helping Santa at the mall, however, clashes with her idea of the perfect guy. The neighborhood Scrooge Mr. Dontzig offers to get Jackson into the college of his dreams, but only if Jackson and Robbie do everything that he asks of them.</desc>
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    <title>Would I Lie to You, Lilly? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Lilly holds a yard sale to raise money for a class trip to Washington, D.C., and Miley gets a man to buy Lilly's hat for a thousand dollars. Miley helped her even though she didn't want her help. Miley and Lilly reconcile when they are in front of the press for the president with Miley mentioning that Lilly is more of a sister than her best friend.; Meanwhile Rico hires Sarah (Morgan York) to work at Rico's Because he knows it will annoy Jackson, but realizes that he isn't happy with Sarah.</desc>
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    <title>You Gotta Lose That Job - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Miley, dressed as Hannah, blows a movie audition with director Rob Reiner on purpose to make Oliver feel better about not getting in to a band. Meanwhile, Rico destroys the original puppet at a birthday party, and therefore Jackson uses Rico as the ventriloquist dummy.</desc>
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    <title>Œuf - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A string of family murders takes place and Will determines they were conducted by each of the families' missing children, who were abducted and brainwashed into killing their old families for their sinister "new family." Against Alana's recommendation, Hannibal checks Abigail out of the hospital for some frightening psychiatric practices that ultimately align her loyalty with him.</desc>
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    <title>Coquilles - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will Graham and the BAU team track a serial killer whose bloody ritual includes cutting the victims' back flesh and stretching it to look like angel wings. Returning to the field weighs heavily on Will's psyche and Hannibal tries to drive a wedge between Will and Jack. Meanwhile, Jack Crawford's wife Bella pulls away from him and begins seeing Hannibal as her therapist, in an effort to come to terms with the fact she is dying. Beverly tries to connect with Will on a more personal level.</desc>
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    <title>Entrée - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jack and Alana are contacted by a former colleague, Dr. Chilton, who believes he has The Chesapeake Ripper in custody, but then one of his patients commits a murder that matches The Ripper's profile. The team determines the Ripper was a surgeon and is still at large when Jack's former protege Miriam becomes the next victim. Jack copes with her loss and the prospect of losing his wife by opening-up to Hannibal.</desc>
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    <title>Sorbet - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When the BAU investigates a murder involving organ removal Jack believes that the Chesapeake Ripper may have resurfaced, but Will determines that the victim's murder is the result of illegal organ harvesting accident. Meanwhile, Will suffers from nightmares where he is Abigail's father, and Hannibal slowly starts to seduce Alana Bloom and begins to visit his own therapist, Dr. Bedelia Du Maurier.</desc>
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    <title>Fromage - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The BAU investigates a murder in which the killer exposes the victim's vocal cords to literally play them like a cello. Meanwhile, Hannibal discovers that the killer, Tobias, murdered the victim as an attempt to gain Hannibal's attention but then makes an attempt to take Lecter's life. Will is driven to distraction by strange noises in his head and turns to Alana, in a romantic way, seeking peace and stability. Hannibal describes his relationship with Will to his therapist, Dr. Bedilia Du Maurier.</desc>
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    <title>Trou Normand - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The BAU team hunts a serial killer who digs up his victims, creating a totem pole of their bodies as a macabre trophy. When Nick Boyle's body is found, Jack and Alana question Abigail about his death. The resurrection of Nick's body enlightens Will to some of Abigail's secrets and Hannibal convinces Will to keep some of his own. Attempting to assert independence, Abigail agrees to write a book with Freddy Lounds and in the process, reveals her biggest secret to Hannibal.</desc>
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    <title>Buffet Froid - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The BAU investigates a murder in which two victims' faces are similarly mutilated; given a "Glasgow Smile." For the first time, Will contaminates a crime scene thinking he committed the first murder and an MRI shows he suffers from Advanced Encephalitis. But Hannibal intimidates the attending physician, Dr. Sutcliffe, into telling Will he's okay. Meanwhile, the team doubts Will who says, while revisiting the crime scene alone, he saw a mysterious, "dead-looking" woman who may be involved. With his fears fed by Hannibal, Will returns to Dr. Sutcliffe for more mental health tests, when the doctor is murdered.</desc>
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    <title>Rôti - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Dr. Gideon escapes from police custody, he seeks to kill psychiatrists who have profiled him. Will and the BAU team try to track him down by following Freddie Lounds' blog before Gideon can get to Alana. Hannibal misleads the BAU team in order to put Will in the same room as Gideon, and Jack questions Dr. Chilton regarding Gideon's escape.</desc>
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    <title>Relevés - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Georgia Madchen dies in an explosion, Will asserts that the copy cat killer is still alive. The BAU team links Abigail to the Minnesota Shrike victims and plan to arrest her only to find Will has checked her out of the hospital. Will's hallucinations intensify, causing him to lose Abigail in Minnesota. Meanwhile, Hannibal's subtle manipulation convinces Jack that Will is capable of murder. Hannibal makes an astonishing admission to Abigail.</desc>
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    <title>Savoureux - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Will returns from Minnesota without Abigail, Hannibal turns Will in and Jack and the BAU team find strong evidence of Will having killed not only Abigail but additional evidence points to all the murders of the Copy Cat Killer. Jack and Alana begin to accept that Will is indeed capable of murder. Will is arrested and in a desperate attempt to escape, breaks his own thumb to slip the handcuffs and frees himself. Will takes Hannibal back to Minnesota to clear his name and to prove Hannibal's guilt. But before he can, the situation takes another ugly and unexpected turn.</desc>
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    <title>Kaiseki - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Will is determined to fight for his innocence as Hannibal and Jack try to wrap their heads around the fact he's behind bars. Meanwhile, Alana faces a strained relationship with Will while Kade Purnell with the FBI pays him a visit.</desc>
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    <title>Potsie Gets Pinned - S05E15</title>
    <desc>After one date with Jennifer Jerome, Potsie wants to ask her to marry him.  Howard suggests that they get pinned instead, but, after asking her, Potsie suddenly backs out.</desc>
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    <title>Joanie's First Kiss - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Joanie is set to go on her first car date, so Fonzie and Richie show her how to counter any advances her date may make toward her. Joanie says she may not want to counter his advances and would like to experience her first kiss.</desc>
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    <title>Marion's Misgivings - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When Marion's friend is dumped by her husband for a younger woman, Marion begins to think that Howard may do the same to her.</desc>
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    <title>Richie Almost Dies - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Lori Beth reports that Richie isn't moving after they crash his new motorcycle.</desc>
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    <title>Spunkless Spunky - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Fonzie's dog, Spunky, appears depressed and distant. After a visit to the veterinarian, it is determined that Spunky's problem is mental.</desc>
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    <title>Be My Valentine - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Joanie daydreams about the gang singing romantic Valentine's Day songs.</desc>
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    <title>Our Gang - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Richie tells Chachi the story of how he met Fonzie in order to convince him that joining a gang is a mistake.</desc>
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    <title>My Favorite Orkan - S05E22</title>
    <desc>An alien, Mork from Ork, comes to earth looking for someone average, or humdrum, to study and picks Richie.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Want to Dance? - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Fonzie's girlfriend is a moderately successful ballet teacher, but Fonzie has trouble accepting that she may be happier as a professional performer in New York.</desc>
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    <title>Second Wind - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Al is to receive a man-of-the-year award from the Sons of Italy, but he doesn't have a date. Fonzie sets him up with a meter maid, and she agrees to go with him to the banquet.</desc>
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    <title>Rules to Date By - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Richie and Lori Beth have a fight and break up before going on a weekend trip where the band is backing up Leather and the Suedes.  Meanwhile, Howard and Marion argue about women's rights.</desc>
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    <title>Fonzie for the Defense - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Fonzie and Howard are picked for jury duty. The case appears cut and dry, but Fonzie isn't so sure. Meanwhile, Richie, Potsie, and Ralph practice for a fraternity festival, and Marion is to hold a paint sale at the hardware store in Howard's absence.</desc>
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    <title>Westward Ho (3) - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Richie is able to stop the out-of-control horses that are pulling a wagon Joanie is in. With the deadline looming, the gang is still short $1017.38 for H. R. Buchanan's note, so Fonzie volunteers to ride a killer bull for a $1000 prize.</desc>
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    <title>Fonzie's Blindness - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Al accidentally hits Fonzie in the head with a serving tray, and he becomes blind as a result.</desc>
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    <title>Casanova Cunningham - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Richie makes up a story to tell Lori Beth when he's actually escorting a baton twirler to the fraternity dance.</desc>
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    <title>Kid Stuff - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Fonzie and his girlfriend's son are getting along together as if they were father and son, but his girlfriend reveals that she and her estranged husband are getting back together.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Joanie thinks she's found true love in Jefferson High's star quarterback. However, she sees him sweet-talking another girl, breaks up with him, and is faced with not having a date for her sweet-sixteen party.</desc>
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    <title>Cazsh Dummy Spillionaires - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The on-again, off-again relationship between Alex and Dave is on-again, while an accident puts Penny in a full body cast and turns Max into her angel of mercy, until he gets a eyeful of her hunky physical therapist. Later, out-of-work Brad tries to keep a secret from Jane.</desc>
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    <title>Sabado Free-Gante - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dave and Alex's inability to commit to a new apartment proves to be quite a challenge for their real-estate agent, while Jane pulls out all the stops when she takes Penny car shopping. Later, Max shows out-of-work Brad how easy it is to spend a cashless Saturday in Chicago.</desc>
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    <title>Boyz II Menorah - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Max has become a hit on the Bar Mitzvah circuit as an energetic emcee and allows Brad to partner up with him, but not everything turns out kosher. Meanwhile Dave and Alex make an effort not to take their relationship for granted.</desc>
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    <title>More Like Stanksgiving - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The gang celebrates Thanksgiving by watching a previously unaired episode of "Real World" they appeared in back in college, and, long after the fact, learn some shocking new dirt about one another.</desc>
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    <title>P&amp;P Romance Factory - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Penny meets a terrific new guy, Pete, but her frantic attempt to hide the fact that she's wearing a prescription helmet because of her concussion really limits their potential romance. Jane tries to break into the "boys' club" at the car dealership and enlists Brad to be her "trophy wife". Max and Dave's fist bump issues bring back painful childhood memories.</desc>
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    <title>To Serb with Love - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jane and Alex's parents throw a big celebration to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the family mattress business, and Jane agonizes over coming up with an amusing toast to spring on her humorless dad. Meanwhile, Alex tells Dave that her parents are unaware that they are once again bedfellows, and Max goes looking for a new BFF since Penny's tied up in her relationship with Pete.</desc>
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    <title>No-Ho-Ho - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The gang discovers that Jane has been lying about her birthday, and that she was actually born on Christmas but never liked her natal day being trumped by the holiday. With that in mind, they throw her a celebration that is Christmas-free and all about Jane.</desc>
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    <title>Fowl Play/Date - S03E08</title>
    <desc>After Brad and Penny accidentally break Alex's beloved childhood memento, they try to glue it back together which leads to an even worse situation. Meanwhile, Jane and Dave try a little too hard to find a match for Max.</desc>
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    <title>Ordinary Extraordinary Love - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When a hot young pop star stops in and buys a dress at Alex's store, Penny helps Alex turns it into a press opportunity. Meanwhile, Max is having an identity crisis, so Jane and Derrick take him on a tour of Chicago's themed gay bars to help him find his niche, and Brad and Dave try to be "men" and fix things around the house.</desc>
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    <title>KickBall 2: The Kickening - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Alex signs up the gang to participate in the Northside Kickball Classic tournament. However, self-appointed manager Max has difficulty bringing his players up to scratch.</desc>
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    <title>The Ex Factor - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Ryan, Jane's ex, comes to town for a visit, Brad is surprised to learn that Ryan is a woman. Meanwhile Max gets a super cool new roommate, Chase, who immediately upgrades the apartment with expensive furniture and gadgets. The gang is in awe, but when Chase suddenly disappears, they start snooping into his private life.</desc>
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    <title>The Marry Prankster - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When the gang pranks Max into thinking he won a big lotto jackpot, he vows revenge when they least suspect it. Meanwhile, Brad gets a new job as a CFO, but Jane is not amused when she learns the title is Chief Fun Officer and that Brad is working at a kids' gym.</desc>
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    <title>Our Best Friend's Wedding - S03E13</title>
    <desc>In order to get Pete to change his mind about eloping with Penny, wannabe matrimonial coordinator Jane spirits the whole gang to a wedding exposition. Once there, Max and Brad wind up at a gay-marriage part of the expo, while Alex and Dave contemplate their own commitment issues.</desc>
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    <title>In the Heat of the Noche - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Brad uses his skills, plus help from the gang, to prop up Chuckles and Huggs after the gym's loopy owner, Terry tells him it may be closing. Meanwhile, Penny and Max try to break the habit of texting the men in their lives.</desc>
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    <title>The Straight Dope - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Max meets a cute girl who is a season tickets holder for the Bulls, leaving him no choice but to pretend to be straight. Meanwhile, Alex is tired of everyone dismissing her as the dimwitted blonde, so she becomes well read to prove them wrong and in the process throws off the whole group dynamic.</desc>
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    <title>The Incident - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Max tries out Jane and Alex's long-time hairdresser, Krisjahn, he gets some good salon gossip on the girls, but his loose lips may cause World War III between the Kerkovitch sisters. Meanwhile, the Steak Me Home truck is stolen and Dave and Penny try to figure out whodunit.</desc>
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    <title>Bros Before Bros - S03E17</title>
    <desc>With the wedding coming up, Penny decides to reach out to her estranged dad Roy. The reunion is sufficiently awkward but Alex encourages Penny to be optimistic, while Jane is more skeptical. Meanwhile, Dave enlists Brad and Max's help in sabotaging "The Brazilian" food truck, a.k.a. Dave's #1 nemesis, but Max accidentally falls for the enemy's son and has to choose between his best friend or boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>She Got Game Night - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Brad and Jane host a couples game night with Penny, Pete, Max and Scotty and the competitiveness gets a little out of hand. Meanwhile Dave has a big decision to make on the career front, and Alex tries to help but they end up at a psychic instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Storm Before the Calm - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Penny insists that she's fine after her breakup with Pete, but the gang begin to wonder when she writes a play entitled "Black Plague: A Love Story" and asks Derrick and his theater group to stage it. Meanwhile a marketing group asks Alex and Max to be taste makers.</desc>
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    <title>The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The gang is shocked when Penny rebounds from her breakup with Pete by having a torrid affair with the last man on earth they'd pick for her -- the Car Czar. To make matters worse, she's temporarily living with Brad and Jane, who end up acting like disapproving parents. Meanwhile the friends pressure Max to get a job so he'll stop sponging off them.</desc>
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    <title>Un-sabotagable - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Chase, the ex-roommate whose life Max ruined, says he'd like to take revenge and do the same thing to Max, but Max's life is so pathetic it's "un-sabotagable." Max vows to prove him wrong and asks Jane to help him get his act together. Meanwhile, Alex asks the rest of the gang for help when Dave challenges her to finally use her stockpile of Groupons.</desc>
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    <title>Deuce Babylove 2: Electric Babydeuce - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Penny's mom, Dana, and Dave's dad, Big Dave, are in town visiting, and these two lovebirds are not only going strong, they've decided to adopt a baby together, prompting Penny and Dave to react the only way they know how - irrationally. Meanwhile, Brad and Jane decide to try to join an exclusive tennis club, but unfortunately Max is on the scent and they can't shake him...or Alex.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Things get tense at Catherine's birthday party when a drunk Daniel reveals a different version of past events with Becky. Catherine's fears grow when she learns that Tommy has been spending time with Ryan.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Eighteen months have passed, and Catherine is spinning plates at work and at home, where Ryan approaches his tenth birthday. Tommy, serving a life sentence in a high-security prison, finds a way of keeping a watchful eye over Ryan from behind bars, while Catherine becomes a murder suspect after finding a dead body.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Catherine arrives home with Ilinka, an emaciated Croatian woman who has been rescued after being trafficked and enslaved for the past four years. Meanwhile, John's panic over Vicky's threat spills out into his home life.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Tommy urges Frances to go further with her attempts at making Catherine's life a misery, and a therapist tries to understand why Catherine attended Tommy Lee Royce's mother's funeral. Meanwhile, John begins to sweat when a new body is discovered.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sean becomes prime suspect when Leonie is raped, and the authorities believe he could be responsible for the string of murders Andy and the team have been investigating. Meanwhile, John has to think fast when he's asked why his number was on Vicky's phone, and a gift for Ryan on his tenth birthday reminds Catherine that danger may be closer than she thinks. Elsewhere, Daryl takes action when he is confronted by the three lads who have been bullying him.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Daniel suspects somebody at school might be responsible for Ryan's new-found interest in Tommy, and tries to explain that he wasn't really a dad to him, while, despite Sean protesting his innocence, Jodie and John receive permission to charge him with all of the murders. However, delight at the developments is tempered when another body is found in the early hours, and Daryl wakes a stunned Alison in the middle of the night and confesses to murder, leading to dramatic scenes at the breakfast table.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Catherine and Shaf call in at Far Sunderland farm to visit Alison and Daryl, but discover a scene of carnage when they enter the building, with Alison slumped on the dining table covered in blood having taken an overdose. Meanwhile, Andy and Jodie begin to suspect that the person who killed Vicky Fleming could be someone on the team and as the investigation heads towards a conclusion, John's torment increases, leading him to take drastic measures to avoid the consequences of his actions.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S15E05</title>
    <desc>As cut day looms, veterans and rookies have one final chance to stake their claim on the team.</desc>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Dallas Cowboys #1 - S16E01</title>
    <desc>America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys, kicks off training camp ahead of the 2021 NFL season.</desc>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Dallas Cowboys #2 - S16E02</title>
    <desc>After an intense scrimmage against the Rams, the Cowboys get well-deserved downtime at training camp.</desc>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Dallas Cowboys #3 - S16E03</title>
    <desc>The Cowboys are welcomed back in Dallas as they prepare for action on their home turf. Plus, the rookies learn valuable lessons from the team’s top veterans.</desc>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Dallas Cowboys #4 - S16E04</title>
    <desc>As the temperature rises during practice, the team finds ways to bond off the field. Meanwhile, some players have one last chance to make an impression.</desc>
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    <title>Training Camp with the Dallas Cowboys #5 - S16E05</title>
    <desc>Stress levels reach an all-time high as the players prepare for roster cuts.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S17E01</title>
    <desc>Inside the relationship between head coach Frank Reich and his QB Carson Wentz; plus, Darius “Maniac” Leonard; and Colts vs. Jaguars.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S17E02</title>
    <desc>As the Colts look to move past the .500 mark, Head Coach Frank Reich leads the team into Buffalo.</desc>
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    <title>Redeem Girl Rumble - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Noticing that one of the employees was discontent with working the same redeem window each day, Seth decides to have them work different windows. However, Les becomes angered at the situation, as he felt that the arrangement was good enough as it was. But his own discontent falls on deaf ears when Seth insists on keeping the new assignments, leading to the employees to come close to fighting, and Ashley to play the role of peacekeeper.</desc>
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    <title>Busted - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Jeff calls in sick, leading to Seth to order everyone to stay away from Jeff's desk in any circumstance. But when he caught Bobby J. near Jeff's desk, polishing a ring for a customer, he almost fires him, only to rescind the dismissal when Bobby J. told Seth that Les gave him permission to polish the ring. This led to Seth's argument with Les, in which he said that the policy applies to everyone, leading to Les to determine that Seth had become more security-hungry following Joe's arrest, and Ashley wishing that both men stop the bickering.</desc>
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    <title>Watch Your Back - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Les sells a valuable Breitling watch for $42,000 to a trusted watch collector that he dealt with many times before; however, he did not have the cash at the moment, so Les gave him the watch in exchange for an IOU. Seth, however, had misgivings about the deal. The man later said that someone else will pay him the money as he leaves out of town; Seth still had bad feelings about it, but Les still has trust in the customer. But Les would end up getting an expensive lesson in trust when the customer pays him for the watch -- with over 40,000 watchbands.</desc>
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    <title>American Jewelry &amp; Zoo - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Following the debacle involving the 40,000 watchbands, delivered in over 100 boxes, American Jewelry has found themselves with limited space for anything else -- this includes "antiques" and "collectibles" that Les buys, but Seth and Ashley thinks are worthless junk, such as a 1950s salesman's sample model of an above ground swimming pool, a Christmas display from the old J. L. Hudson Department Store, and several taxidermied animals. The kids think the "junk" won't sell, and neither would the watchbands, but Les tries to prove them wrong, starting with a taxidermied boar's head. Also: a woman in labor and without a job buys an old rocking horse for her child from Ashley at a special rate, with Ashley covering the difference, but it ended up being a scam when her false belly fell out. And a man attempts to get a refund without receipt for a store brand "Cherokee" watch that he passed off as a "Rolex".</desc>
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    <title>Les Sells Out - S07E09</title>
    <desc>With over 40,000 wristbands to sell and stored in 126 boxes, Les decides to sell the watchbands one by one, starting at $2 apiece. While Seth and Ashley remained skeptical of the whole idea, they didn't realise that in the end, all it takes is a little showmanship -- and some friends in the business.</desc>
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    <title>You Bet Your Butt - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Seth and Ashley each make a series of bets to see if either of them, or Les, can purchase any item that comes into the store that they would otherwise dismiss as "junk", including a "Major Dollar" mascot costume and a rusted out Mobil Oil Pegasus logo. But when a set of first-class airline seats (the actual seats, not tickets) come into the shop, they get Les involved in the wager to see whether or not the seats will be bought -- the loser will take over the janitor's job for the final hour of the day.</desc>
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    <title>Homefront Heat - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Seth notices that Ashley was low-balling on, or rejecting outright, various items that he would otherwise give higher deals on. In addition, the deals were often broken due to Ashley's rudeness. But when Seth's interference angers Ashley, Les intervenes in order to make peace. Also: a crazy man brings in a bass fiddle case, but the item inside is not a bass fiddle, and the man would not let Les look inside.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022157 +0000" stop="20261008024239 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Out - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Ashley continues to lowball and mistreat customers to Seth's detriment, but an argument in front of a customer over a signed 1972 Detroit Tigers baseball has led Les to the end of his rope, to a point where he sends both of them home the rest of the day. However, the kids' frequent bickering may be harming not only his business, it may also affect his health.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024239 +0000" stop="20261008030148 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Goes Down - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Customers brawl in the parking lot before the store opens; Les needs Seth and Ashley's help, but they're preoccupied with their quarreling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030148 +0000" stop="20261008032202 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the King - S07E14</title>
    <desc>With Les out of commission, Seth and Ashley run the shop as co-managers, but when Seth's decision to cut back on staff leaves Ashley alone on the floor with one too many crazy customers, it's clear that sharing duties just won't work. Les must decide who</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Michael - S07E15</title>
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    <title>Seth in Charge - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Seth, who's Les's hand-picked manager, had an idea in order to speed up the lines and improve efficiency -- give out pawn tickets and cash in the same line, instead of separate lines for each. However, Seth's plan had resulted in longer lines and irate customers, to a point where Les reconsiders having Seth in charge.</desc>
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    <title>Back in Action - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Les, now fully back in charge following his hernia operation, puts the staff on notice that everyone's job is at risk -- including Seth and Ashley, who Les says contributed to a drop in American Jewelry's revenue in all departments. Because of that, he placed both on probation, subject to the close, watchful eye of Les, and would remain there until Les determines that they can do their work properly.</desc>
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    <title>Back to the Hustle - S07E18</title>
    <desc>When two teens claim that they got scammed by a mystery woman with an inside connection to the shop, Seth brushes them off, but Ashley makes it her job to find out if they are telling the truth. Are they just dumb kids who trusted the wrong person with a deal that was too good to be true? Or do the Golds have another thief on their team? Plus, Les sets his sights on a McFly ride, and teaches a Jersey Boy how it’s done in the D. Share this one proudly.</desc>
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    <title>Seth Snaps - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Since Ashley resumed being a manager, she felt that she had every right to order Seth around, as he was still on probation. However, Ashley's regimental behavior was concerning Les, thinking that she's being a little too rough on Seth -- this included her criticizing Seth for buying things that she felt would all but take up space. But things come to a head when Ashley buys a 1950s Eljer toilet for $10, leading to Seth to buy it for $20, just so he can destroy it with a sledgehammer, before abruptly leaving the store angry.</desc>
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    <title>Computer Crash - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Following his flip out in the previous episode, Seth chose to stay home. But when the computer system gone down, Seth had no choice but to come in and repair the system. But when an irate customer, who was already frustrated with having to wait until the system goes back up in order to redeem his pawn of a ring, he was given a wrong ring, owing to duplicate numbers on the pawn slips. This led to Seth and Ashley to work to retrieve the correct ring before the impatient customer returns.</desc>
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    <title>All American Jewelry and Loan - S07E21</title>
    <desc>A Christian Reverend, who makes his belief of John 3:16 known on his shirts, sells Seth a rare baseball signed by Babe Ruth, complete with authentication papers. Knowing that the ball would be worth tens of thousands of dollars if genuine, Seth takes a risk and gives the Reverend a $1000 deposit, while he has it sent out to be verified. But when it came back as counterfeit, Seth and Les fear that they won't get their $1000 back.</desc>
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    <title>Breakdown at Tiffany's - S07E22</title>
    <desc>A diamond pocket watch is brought into the store, but the owner has troubling authenticating it; Bobby J goes for a ride in a custom low rider.</desc>
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    <title>Gold Crash - S07E23</title>
    <desc>With a major drop in the price of Gold, the store takes a huge financial hit. It's up to the Golds to sell, sell, sell, and make up for the loss.</desc>
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    <title>Harolds Gamble - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Les offers to buy a diamond-encrusted Audemars Piguet watch from a customer. After being burned by a similar deal earlier, Les had his watch expert take a close look at it. However, while the expert determined that the watch was real, a serial number check came up as counterfeit, leading to Les to question the abilities of the expert.</desc>
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    <title>The Outsider - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Seth brings in a consultant in a desperate bid to increase their retail business, in the wake of the gold price crash.</desc>
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    <title>Seth's Secret - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Angry over his father's dismissal of the consultant hired to help increase their sales, Seth goes MIA, leaving the store in the lurch. When he doesn't come back, Les goes looking - and is shocked at where he finds his son spending his time.</desc>
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    <title>Seth's Return - S08E01</title>
    <desc>After Les secretly found out that Seth was at Bill's Pawn Shop, Les confronted him, asking Seth why he would betray the family by visiting a competing pawn shop. Seth explained the real reason: he was branching out into consulting as a sideline -- the very thing that another person that Seth hired tried to do for American Jewelry earlier. As being a consultant is tantamount to disclosing family secrets to strangers, Les gives Seth a choice: "Family, or nothing."</desc>
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    <title>A Seat at the Table - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Now a member of the Legion of Doom and The Joker’s equal, Harley finds herself spending time with him. Will she slip into her old ways?</desc>
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    <title>Bensonhurst - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After a falling out with her crew, Harley heads back home to Bensonhurst, where her doting mother waits for her... and her deadbeat dad, who’s more dangerous than anticipated.</desc>
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    <title>Harley Quinn Highway - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Harley must rescue Ivy from the clutches of Scarecrow, who's trying to harvest her pheromones to make a super toxin that turns plants into sentient monsters.</desc>
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    <title>Devil's Snare - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Harley thinks the Legion of Doom is behind Ivy's capture and the tree monsters currently ravaging Gotham. But it's a trap!</desc>
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    <title>The Final Joke - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Harley has her final showdown with the Joker, when [spoilers] [spoil] [spoilers]. Will they [spoiler]? Maybe. But you can bet they [spoiler]!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020000 +0000" stop="20261008022256 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Gotham - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After Gotham is declared no longer part of the United States, the newly formed Injustice League tries to seize control of the city away from Harley.</desc>
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    <title>Riddle U - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Harley &amp; Ivy go undercover as college students to take down Riddler, who’s made himself dean of the local university with sinister plans for students.</desc>
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    <title>Catwoman - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Harley &amp; Ivy team up with Catwoman to steal a museum artifact that’s been boobytrapped by Dr. Trap. Meanwhile, Dr. Psycho tries to prove himself as a leader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030847 +0000" stop="20261008033142 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thawing Hearts - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Harley and crew try to infiltrate Mr. Freeze’s lair only to become human lab rats for his experiments to find a cure for his cryogenically frozen wife, Nora.</desc>
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    <title>Batman's Back, Man - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne awakens from his coma to find Gotham in shambles. Meanwhile, Two-Face attempts to forge a criminal alliance with Bane, to be the only two Big Bads left in Gotham.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035438 +0000" stop="20261008041733 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Best Inmates Have Daddy Issues - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harley &amp; Ivy spot a seemingly sane Joker, they debate whether people can change – revisiting a flashback about Harleen Quinzel's first day at Arkham.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041733 +0000" stop="20261008044028 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place to Go But Down - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Acting as a judge, Two Face sentences Harley and Ivy to life in Bane's prison. Meanwhile, Jim Gordon and Batgirl vow to take back the GCPD from Two Face.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044028 +0000" stop="20261008050324 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inner (Para) Demons - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Harley &amp; Ivy deal with their post-kiss awkwardness, the President tells Gordon that he must get rid of Harley to put Gotham back on the map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050324 +0000" stop="20261008052619 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelorette - S02E09</title>
    <desc>It's Bachelor/Bachelorette weekend for Ivy and Kite Man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052619 +0000" stop="20261008054915 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dye Hard - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Alone on Christmas Eve, Harley reconnects with a now-sane Joker and heads to Wayne Tower, where their dinner is interrupted by an escaped Riddler and ParaDemons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054915 +0000" stop="20261008061210 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fight Worth Fighting For - S02E11</title>
    <desc>In order to defeat Psycho's army, Harley &amp; Joker need to track down Fables' storybook with the Justice League inside.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061210 +0000" stop="20261008063505 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovers' Quarrel - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Darkseid agrees to give Psycho the world if he brings him the head of Harley Quinn, so Psycho controls Ivy to set her against Harley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063505 +0000" stop="20261008065801 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Borrowed, Something Green - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ivy and Kite Man's wedding plans are threatened to be derailed by an overzealous Commissioner Gordon who can't resist a party with all of Gotham's biggest villains.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065801 +0000" stop="20261008072051 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harlivy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the wedding, Harley and Ivy go on an "Eat Bang Kill" tour that leads them to a secret project Ivy abandoned years ago.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Ivy in Team - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After a heist gone wrong, Harley takes the crew to an escape room to foster camaraderie and sharpen Ivy’s leadership skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000302 +0000" stop="20261008001446 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Droopy Botox - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After winning a case against a deformed Droopy, Birdman finds himself in much success at the office.  But is conflicted over the nature in which he won, and tries to set things right in his life.</desc>
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    <title>Guitar Control - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Quick Draw McGraw pulls out his trusty six-string in an attempt to put the El Kabong kibosh on the Dalton Gang, he gets hauled off to the hoosegow. So he turns to noted constitutional law expert Harvey Birdman to defend his right to keep and bear guitars. Meanwhile, Harvey's boss, Phil Ken Sebben, takes $12 billion from the powerful guitar lobby to fund his presidential campaign. Not that that would make him beholden to them. And Peanut and Baba Looey get into trouble when they get their hands on Quick Draw's private guitar arsenal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002622 +0000" stop="20261008003759 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booty Noir - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Reducto falls in love when he meets a derriere he just can't shrink. Unfortunately, that derriere belongs to Norlisa, Black Vulcan's girlfriend. She's ready to dump her fella for the arms of a small, green man - but Reducto may not be able to reciprocate. In the meantime, Wally Gator's arrested for, well, for being a redneck, and it's up to Harvey to defend him.</desc>
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    <title>Harvey's Civvy - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Murro the Maurader sues Harvey for injuries suffered in 1967. Murro's lawyer, the psychically bombastic Shado the Brain Thief, not only litigates Murro's case, but he introduces a class action lawsuit as well. Harvey begs Potamus to take the case and the hippo litigates on Harvey's behalf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004937 +0000" stop="20261008010111 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Gets the Crest - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After 30 years of failed attempts, X the Eliminator acquires the crest on Birdman's helmet. Convinced that he's powerless without his crest, Harvey falls apart, stops shaving and loses a case defending Ricochet Rabbit from charges of wanton and willful destruction. X, on the other hand, turns his life around. He starts fighting for the cause of all that is good, winds up in newspaper headlines and on afternoon talk shows. With X hanging around with rock stars, Harvey running around in his skivvies plotting revenge and Ricochet on psychotropic drugs, things look pretty bleak.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010111 +0000" stop="20261008011243 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Girl of Guantanamole - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Phil brings his daughter to work and  Birdgirl is desperate to be part of the Birdteam. She sets out to prove her superhero and litigating and superhero litigating skills. She also arrives just in time to help Harvey defend Morocco Mole on charges of being an enemy combatant. Phil has the hots for Birdgirl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011243 +0000" stop="20261008012408 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turner Classic Birdman AKA: Busy Day for Birdman - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Turner Classic Movies’ Robert Osborne introduces a “recently discovered” episode of the “classic” Birdman series.  In this episode, a pre-law Harvey encounters a few of his future courtroom adversaries who try to kill him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012408 +0000" stop="20261008013540 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Valley of the Dinosaurs - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When the whirlpool in Potamus' office sucks them back into pre-history, Harvey, Potamus, Peanut and Phil must find their way back to the office. Or rather, Harvey needs to find his way back, as the rest want to stay.</desc>
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    <title>Evolutionary War - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Cavey Jr.'s school refuses to teach evolution, Captain Caveman turns to Harvey to defend the hairy little boy's right to an education. Harvey does not only have to prove evolution but also explain the existence of a talking caveboy. As if that's not enough, Harvey also suffers his latest existential crisis at the hands of Reducto.</desc>
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    <title>Free Magilla - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Animal Rights activists break into Peebles' store to free Magilla and later sue him as well. Phil, Potamus and his nephews go on a fishing trip.</desc>
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    <title>Return of Birdgirl - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Bird Girl returns.</desc>
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    <title>Mindless - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mentok loses Spyro's mind after a mind-swap, and must watch over Spyro's body during his date. Harvey brings Top Cat home, who gets Harvey implicated in gambling schemes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022204 +0000" stop="20261008023343 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation - S03E11</title>
    <desc>An insight look into working at Sebben and Sebben.</desc>
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    <title>Identity Theft - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Harvey runs into an old nemesis, The Deadly Duplicator, who unintentionally creates an army of Harveys.</desc>
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    <title>Shazzan - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Avenger inexplicably starts talking. Peanut discovers a vase that, when rubbed, releases Shazzan, now in servitude to Peanut. Shazzan accuses Mentok of having imprisoned him in the vase centuries ago for gazing on the king's intended. Mentok was a genie called Mufti the Mizwa of Muzzy Tah in those days, one of several identities he has had over the years. Shazzan insists on Peanut representing him, and Mentok, after he is captured, manipulates Harvey into representing him. Mentok insists that Shazzan is attempting to frame him, and escapes from court to retrieve the halves of a magic disk that, when put back together and the magic word thus revealed is spoken (by Avenger), imprisons Shazzan in the vase again.</desc>
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    <title>Incredible Hippo - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Peter Potamus consumes radioactive pellets that transform him into "the creature," turning him green and tripling his waist size. Meanwhile, Atom Ant is charged with having high radiations levels in his home.</desc>
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    <title>Babysitter - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Peter Potamus takes over Sebben &amp; Sebben in Phil's absence. Reducto babysits Peanut on his birthday. Birdgirl/Judy is searching for her father Phil. Birdman goes to his highschool reunion.</desc>
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    <title>Birdnapped - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harvey decides to temporarily run the law firm, which leads to a full scale revolt, naturally. Armed with standard office supplies like staplers, manila envelopes and an occasional hand grenade, Sebben &amp; Sebben employees form a massive uprising. Meanwhile, X, distraught over being ignored by Harvey, kidnaps Birdgirl to capture his attention - and his dinner plans.</desc>
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    <title>Grodin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>X attempts to take charge of his life and transform into his best evil self, hiring Perfectionist the Life Coach to help him to become more evil in just 4 easy steps. Meanwhile, Devlin blazes in on his hog, forcing Harvey to defend him (again). This time, a kid sues him for being injured from one of Devlin's toys.</desc>
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    <title>Harvey Birdman, Juror in Court - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Harvey suffers a mental breakdown in court, leading to the loss of a juror. At the same time, he's summoned to serve as a juror. On the same trial. But problem solved when Duplicator creates a 2nd Harvey to perform his civic duty. Can two Harveys win over a jury, when it's relatively clear that just one Harvey who tries really, really hard barely makes any substantial impact whatsoever? Meanwhile, Potamus claims sexual harassment at the hands of Judy Ken Sebben. Emotionally scarred, he finds comfort in support groups and hot interns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035452 +0000" stop="20261008041638 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Death of Harvey Birdman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Harvey is upset when he must redo all of his cases. He soon realizes he has a much bigger problem to deal with, and he'll need Peanut and Judy's help.</desc>
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    <title>Bannon Custody Battle - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Roger “Race” Bannon fights his longtime partner in adventure, Dr. Benton Quest, for custody of Benton’s son Johnny Quest and Johnny’s buddy Hadji.  Harvey represents Dr. Quest, while Vulturo is Race’s attorney.</desc>
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    <title>Very Personal Injury - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Apache Chief, the Native American member of the Superfriends, accidentally spills coffee on his groin. He sues the Javalux company, as the burn injuries to his crotch have diminished his superpower: the ability to grow to giant-size. Harvey represents Apache Chief, while Reducto is the attorney for the Javalux Corp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044039 +0000" stop="20261008045229 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shaggy Busted - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shaggy &amp; Scooby, while en route to solve another mystery, are pulled over by a State Trooper. Their natural gigglish and dopey behavior leads him to believe they are under the influence of illegal substances, and they are taken to jail. Harvey represents Shaggy &amp; Scooby, while Spyro is the prosecutor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045229 +0000" stop="20261008050429 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death By Chocolate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Jellystone National Park bear, Boo Boo, is captured by federal agents, accused of being the “UnaBooBoo”, a revolutionary sending booby-trapped gift baskets and cookie bouquets to all the heads of corporate America.  Harvey defends Boo Boo in court, while Myron Reducto is prosecution for the government.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050429 +0000" stop="20261008051629 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoyu Weenie - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Japanese pop band, known as Shoyu Weenie, accuses the American rock band, Jabberjaw &amp; the Neptunes, of stealing their song “Mochi Mochi” and calling it “Lovey Lovey”.  Harvey represents Shoyu Weenie, while Reducto is counsel for Jabberjaw &amp; the Neptunes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051629 +0000" stop="20261008052829 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dabba Don - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fred “Freddy” Flintstone: simple construction worker, or head of an organized crime family?  Harvey’s on the case, trying to prove Fred’s innocence based on the theory of a simple bowling ball.  Spyro is the prosecution, with the honorable Judge Mentok, the Mind Taker presiding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052829 +0000" stop="20261008054005 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadomutt (1) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A hot new lawyer, the Blue Falcon, joins Harvey's law firm.  Everyone's excited to have, for the first time, an ex-superhero on the firm.  But Harvey does nothing to hide his hatred for the annoying Dynomutt, who winds up jammed and mangled beyond recognition in a copy machine.  Harvey is arrested, tried, found guilty and sentenced to the electric chair.  Will he fry?  Tune in next week!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054005 +0000" stop="20261008055136 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadomutt (2) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Harvey is sentenced and sent to jail for five years after killing off Blue Falcon's sidekick Dynomutt. Hilarity ensues as Harvey is sent to prison for the crime he committed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055136 +0000" stop="20261008060311 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X, The Exterminator - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When X the Eliminator sees Harvey’s picture in an advertisement, he remembers that he was paid one-million dollars to retrieve the crest on Birdman’s helmet…back in 1968.  He leaps back into action, posing as X the Exterminator, but is heartbroken to find that Harvey doesn’t remember him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060311 +0000" stop="20261008061446 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackwatch Plaid - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Harvey's boss Phil Ken Sebben believes his office has been burgled, he installs a series of oppressive security measures at the firm. The e-mail monitoring, cavity searches, color-coded crime alert system and security cameras aren't making the office any more safe, but Phil seems to enjoy them. Meanwhile, Harvey is under pressure to bring in a new client. He ends up representing Secret Squirrel, who is on trial for publicly displaying the equipment he keeps underneath his trench coat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061446 +0000" stop="20261008062627 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trio's Company - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Birdman joins a new health club and falls for his personal trainer, Gigi.  It seems everyone else in the health club is reaching her target zone, except for Harvey. Back in court, Harvey is representing Inch-High Private Eye, who believes he's been illegally fired from his job based on his diminutive stature.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062627 +0000" stop="20261008063803 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devlin Made Me Do It - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Washed up motorcycle stuntman Ernie Devlin is sued when a kid injures himself trying to imitate his deep ravine jump. Harvey's legal strategy -- to attack the fractured, wheelchair bound child on the witness stand -- backfires. Pill-addled Devlin is a less than sympathetic defendant, so Harvey must scramble to salvage the case. Meanwhile, Avenger seems to have laid an egg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063803 +0000" stop="20261008064939 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Speed Buggy Chase - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Speed Buggy is arrested for leading the cops on a high speed chase. As Harvey prepares for the trial, longtime assistant Avenger resigns, landing a job with Harvey's rival Vulturo. Harvey searches for a replacement, downgrading from a legal eagle to a legal finch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064939 +0000" stop="20261008070116 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SPF - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After years of getting his powers from the sun, Harvey notices a suspicious spot on his skin.  When his dermatoligist insists he stay out of the sun and use sunblock, the now droopy Birdman turns to a self-tanning cream for a pick me up.  It isn't long before he's addicted to the stuff, using more and more to stay awake.  All the while, he attempts to help out Ding-A-Ling in his case against the porn industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070116 +0000" stop="20261008071252 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Present - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Jetsons enlist Harvey's help to sue us for screwing up the planet. Turns out there's a reason all the buildings in the Jetsons' world are on stilts: the ice caps melted and the earth is covered in water. Meanwhile, Phil is terrified - or is it excited - that the Jetsons are there to abduct and anally probe him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071252 +0000" stop="20261008072428 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grape Juiced - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Grape Ape is accused of using steroids in the Laff-a-Lympics, his medal is taken away from him.  Now Harvey must defend him in court to prove that he's not a drug addict.  Plus, Gigi becomes pregnant, and all are wondering if Harvey is the real daddy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072428 +0000" stop="20261008073604 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peanut Puberty - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Peanut begins to feel his super-powers starting up, leaving Harvey in the awkward position of trying to explain to him the reasons for his new found desires.  Meanwhile, Doggy Daddy is forced th go through training... with Phil!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073604 +0000" stop="20261008074740 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Efficien...t - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Phil gets on a cost-cutting kick and hires an efficiency expert named Dvd (shortened from David to save time).  Harvey is forced to prove his worth, get more efficient, or be sent packing.  The pressure to find a case increases as Harvey’s every move is timed and assigned a dollar value.  Also, X the Eliminator returns to, well, kill Harvey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074740 +0000" stop="20261008075925 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Droopy Botox - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After winning a case against a deformed Droopy, Birdman finds himself in much success at the office.  But is conflicted over the nature in which he won, and tries to set things right in his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001852 +0000" stop="20261008010903 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Deadly Helper - S06E22</title>
    <desc>A right-wing crackpot, Cord McKenzie, metes out “justice” to people who have been found innocent on technicalities or released early. He thinks he is helping the police, but McGarrett thinks otherwise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010903 +0000" stop="20261008015907 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer At Sea - S06E23</title>
    <desc>While investigating a robbery and kidnapping, the trail of clues leads McGarrett and the team to an ocean liner with a deadly passenger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015907 +0000" stop="20261008024904 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>30,000 Rooms And I Have The Key - S06E24</title>
    <desc>An aging jewel thief steals from rooms at Waikiki hotels, and taunts Five-O by leaving a trail of clues behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024904 +0000" stop="20261008033933 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Young Assassins - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Danno and a college professor are kidnapped by a revolutionary group of young radicals led by a hardened criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033933 +0000" stop="20261008042956 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hawaiian Nightmare - S07E02</title>
    <desc>A geophysics expert, Bernard Brown, is heavily in debt, so he comes up with a plan to cause an explosion in the Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, which will cause lava to pour all down the hillside and into the city of Hilo, unless the Governor comes up with half a million dollars as a ransom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042956 +0000" stop="20261008051314 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Kill 'Em Again - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie Josephs is a paranoid schizophrenic who is carrying out murders based on old Five-O cases. McGarrett must follow his clues and catch him before more people die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051314 +0000" stop="20261008060331 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steal Now -- Pay Later - S07E04</title>
    <desc>A sophisticated thief is selling his goods to legitimate businessmen, and Five-O must find a way of trapping him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060331 +0000" stop="20261008065347 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bomb, Bomb, Who's Got The Bomb? - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Senator Harlan Henderson suffers from multiple personalities, and one side of him wants to kill himself. However, he ends up blowing up his secretary, and McGarrett uses handwriting and a diagnosis from a psychiatrist to try to crack the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065347 +0000" stop="20261008074414 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right Grave, Wrong Body - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A criminal, Hobart, is robbing liquor stores using a policeman's former gun, but the officer wants it back as he used it to kill a bankrobber five years before and the body has been uncovered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000307 +0000" stop="20261008005244 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loretta Lynn, Dillard and the Expedition - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Music:
Buck Owens, the Hagers, Susan Raye, and Don Rich - "Santa Looks a Lot Like Daddy"
Loretta Lynn - "Blue Kentucky Girl"
Roy Clark - "Right or Left at Oak St."
Dillard and the Expedition - "Hickory Hollow"
Grandpa Jones - "Stop That Ticklin' Me"
Buck Owens - "Sam's Place"
Loretta Lynn - "Wings upon Your Horns"
All (entire cast) - "Silent Night"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005244 +0000" stop="20261008014233 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny James, Tammy Wynette - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Guest Tammy Wynette sings "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad. Sonny James lets loose with "Mean Ole Mississippi."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014233 +0000" stop="20261008023222 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ferlin Husky, Dottie West - S01E20</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023222 +0000" stop="20261008032211 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dottie West, George Jones, Chill Wills - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Buck Owens, the Buckaroos, Susan Raye and the Hagers - "Memphis" 
Dottie West - "Paper Mansions" 
George Jones - "Love Bug" 
The Hagers "Jackson, Miss" 
Roy Clark - "September Song" 
George Jones - "Things Have Gone to Pieces"
Grandpa Jones - "Dear Old Sunny South By the Sea"Dottie West - "Here Comes My Baby"
Buck Owens and Susan Raye - "Fallin' for You"

Sketches include several installments of "Dr. Campbell", "The Culhanes", "Dear Royella", "KORN News", "Hee Haw Amatuer Minute", and "Gordie's General Store". Also, "Archie's Barbershop", "Pfft, You Was Gone", "Hee Haw Players", "Pickin' and Grinnin'" and Stringbean reads a letter from home</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032211 +0000" stop="20261008041204 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merle Haggard, Linda Ronstadt - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Buck Owens - "My Heart Skips a Beat"
Linda Ronstadt - "Are My Thoughts with You?"
Merle Haggard - "Every Fool Has a Rainbow"
The Hagers - "Your Tender Loving Care"
Roy Clark - "Maria Elena"
Merle Haggard - "Jimmie's Texas Blues"
Grandpa Jones - "Melinda"
Buck Owens and Susan Raye- "Togetherness"

Sketches include several installments of "The Cornfield", "Dr. Campbell", "Moonshiners", "Hee Haw Amateur Minute", "KORN News", and "Samuel B. Sternwheeler". Also, "Dear Royella", "Hee Haw Players", "Archie's Barbershop", "Gordie's General Store", "Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?", "Pfft, You Was Gone", "Pickin' and Grinnin'" and Stringbean reads a letter from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041204 +0000" stop="20261008050147 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merle Haggard, Jack Burns - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buck Owens, Don Rich, Susan Raye and the Hagers - "But You Know I Love You"
Merle Haggard - "Mama Tried"
The Hagers - "With Lonely"
Roy Clark - "Yesterday When I Was Young"
Merle Haggard - "Branded Man"
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos - "Happy Times"
Susan Raye - "Just Enough to Keep Me Hanging On"
Grandpa Jones - "Mountain Dew"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050147 +0000" stop="20261008055125 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tammy Wynette, George Jones and Faron Young - S01E03</title>
    <desc>AIRED: 6/29/69

Music:
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos - "Love's Gonna Live Here"
Grandpa Jones - "Night Train to Memphis" (includes a broken banjo string blooper)
Tammy Wynette - "Stand by Your Man"
George Jones - "White Lightning"
Roy Clark - "Caravan"
Faron Young - "She Went a Little Bit Farther"
Buck Owens and the Buckaroos - "It Takes People Like You"
George Jones - "Walk Through This World with Me"
Tammy Wynette - "Take Me to Your World"
Faron Young - "Wind Me up"

Sketches include several installments of "The Cornfield", "The Culhanes", "Samuel B. Sternwheeler", "Gordie's General Store", "KORN News", "Moonshiners", and "Pfft, You Was Gone. Also, "Archie's Barbershop", "Pickin' and Grinnin'", "Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?", and stories by Junior Samples and Grandpa Jones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055125 +0000" stop="20261008064057 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny James, Waylon Jennings, Connie Smith - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sonny James - "Midnight Mood" and "Running Bear." 
 Waylon Jennings - "Only Daddy" and "Lonely Weekends." 
 Connie Smith - "Cry, Cry, Cry" and "Ribbon of Darkness." 
 Buck Owens - "Crying Time" and "Sam's Place." 
 Roy Clark - "Overdue Blues."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064057 +0000" stop="20261008073032 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merle Haggard, Bonnie Owens - S01E10</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000922 +0000" stop="20261008005234 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell on a Half-Shell - S24E02</title>
    <desc>There is something fishy going on in the kitchen! When the chefs are challenged with shucking and preparing the perfect scallop dish for Chef Ramsay, there is zero margin for error and not everyone can come out on top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005234 +0000" stop="20261008013546 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heat is Heading for Hell's Kitchen - S24E03</title>
    <desc>To test the chef's teamwork, Chef Ramsay has the remaining chefs compete in a speed breakfast challenge for local Connecticut Police Officers! Then, in the most dramatic dinner service yet, both the Red and Blue teams melt under pressure at the fish and meat stations and must face Chef Ramsay's wrath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013546 +0000" stop="20261008021858 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something Fishy Going On - S24E04</title>
    <desc>This week, the chefs visit Stonington, Connecticut to compete in a very fishy relay race! Then, during dinner service both teams step up their game but will it be enough to keep them in the competition come the end of the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021858 +0000" stop="20261008030210 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A State of Confusion - S24E05</title>
    <desc>The chefs are challenged to blend two distinct state delicacies into one cohesive dish. During dinner service, the teams must come together to serve a dining room packed with VIPs, including a bachelor party and UCONN Basketball legends. There may be too many cooks in the kitchen as the chefs battle for authority and respect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030210 +0000" stop="20261008034522 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell's Chicken - S24E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs face their toughest critic yet when they are challenged to elevate a classic Southern specialty. Lack of communication among the teams slows down the dinner service, displeasing Chef Ramsey. Simple mistakes like cooking temperature slip ups and timing coordination between stations could lead to the end of one chef's journey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034522 +0000" stop="20261008042834 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guac a Mole in Hell's Kitchen - S24E07</title>
    <desc>After being surprised by a Mariachi band, the chefs are challenged to prepare an elevated Mexican dish, but the catch is they must play a wild game to determine what ingredients they will have to work with! Celebrity Chef Gabriela Camara joins chef Ramsay to put the chef's dishes to the test. Finally, at dinner service the teams struggle with pork chops and garnishes which could send chefs packing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042834 +0000" stop="20261008051146 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cook for Your Life - S24E08</title>
    <desc>For the team challenge, the chefs compete in a "State To Plate" challenge and must decode ingredients spelled in the style of license plates. Then, they must integrate these contrasting ingredients into one cohesive dish to impress Chef Ramsey. In lieu of a traditional dinner service, the lowest scoring chefs face off in order to secure their spot in the kitchen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051146 +0000" stop="20261008055458 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell Hath No Fury Like Anaiya Scorned - S24E09</title>
    <desc>The Red and Blue Team put their classic culinary technique to the test and compete to earn their dish a spot on the tasting menu of a VIP Johnson and Wales 50th Anniversary Dinner honoring the legendary culinary school. During the dinner, the chefs must balance the expectations of a flawless service with keeping tensions and toxicity in the kitchen in check. Team drama and secrets are revealed to Chef Ramsay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055458 +0000" stop="20261008063810 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is it Steak? - S24E10</title>
    <desc>It's time for the annual Blind Taste Test! Can the chefs trust their instincts or will their expertise lead to overcomplication? During service, the competitors need to trust themselves and each other. The teams must push aside tensions to come out on top with a perfect dinner service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063810 +0000" stop="20261008072122 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Dinner from Hell - S24E11</title>
    <desc>The team's ability to work together is put to the test when they are challenged with making Chinese dishes in a tag team fashion. Everyone in the kitchen has the chance to lead a course during the VIP-packed Charity Night dinner service for organizations, Feeding America &amp; Stand Up To Cancer, but the battle for power causes trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002323 +0000" stop="20261008004555 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunt for He-Man - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Prince Adam and Cringer crashland in the Misty Swamps when their Wind Raider is attacked by Skeletor's crew.  Adam transforms to He-Man and manages to stop them sinking, but he feels weak, poisoned by the swamp water.  A boy called Drak and his grandfather find He-Man, and the grandfather decides to transport him along to their village where he can be cured.  But Drak, who is tempted by power and wealth, wants to turn He-Man in to Skeletor to gain riches in reward.  As they journey to the village, they are pursued by Trap Jaw and Whiplash- will Drak betray He-Man and give him over to the bad guys, or will he see the light and help fend off Skeletor and his minions?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004555 +0000" stop="20261008010827 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Show on Eternia - S02E37</title>
    <desc>The circus is coming to the kingdom, much to the excitement of Orko, who wants to become a circus performer. Skeletor, enraged that the circus wouldn't come and perform for him at Snake Mountain, sends Evil-Lyn and Beast Man to cause enough ruin to see that it never opens, so that he can take it over himself and be entertained by it whenever he likes...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010827 +0000" stop="20261008013059 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not So Blind - S02E38</title>
    <desc>He-Man meets a blind boy called Lous, whose friends consider him to be helpless just because he is blind.  To give him a chance to prove himself, He-Man offers to take Lous on an adventure with himself and Ram Man, to the caves of the Singing Crystal.  Lous accompanies them to the caves, but once inside, a flash of light blinds both He-Man and Ram Man.  With all three of them blind, Lous uses his senses and bravery to lead them back to safety, across many dangerous obstacles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013059 +0000" stop="20261008015331 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Grayskull - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Orko runs away, thinking his friends don't really like him. The Sorceress solves his problem, but on his way back to the palace he is captured by Skeletor, who puts him under a spell to reveal the riddle of the jaw bridge. Skeletor uses this riddle to break into Grayskull, and The Sorceress must defend the castle while He-Man tries to free Orko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015331 +0000" stop="20261008021604 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Job Too Small - S02E40</title>
    <desc>As the heroes visit the planet Phantos, Evil-Lyn kidnaps Teela, Man-At-Arms and Orko, and takes them to Snake Mountain, where she shrinks them using a Reducto-Ray.  He-Man goes to rescue them, but finds them placed in a trap which will either shrink him or kill them if he uses mere brawn to save them.  So he realises he must use his brain to solve the problem- and since Teela has been complaining that Adam is lacking in brain power, he decides to do the job as Adam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021604 +0000" stop="20261008023836 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bitter Rose - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Orko wants to impress Dree Elle with a special birthday present, so he goes to Rose Mountain in search of the legendary Bitter Rose, which was formed by the tears of a grieving goddess.  However, when he picks the rose it causes an avalanche, which almost destroys the village of the Kex below- and also draws the attention of Skeletor, who sends Beast Man and Trap Jaw to steal the rose for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023836 +0000" stop="20261008030110 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gambler - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Royal Family are holding a celebration with the Widgets, celebrating the completion of Man-At-Arms' new machine- the Coridite Reactor, which will generate electricity for all Eternians.  Smudge, a Widget who has been given the job of guarding the reactor, becomes addicted to gambling with a showman called Melbrag at the ceremony.  Melbrag tricks Smudge into gambling away some Coridite, and he flees with the sample, intending to sell it to Skeletor.  When He-Man pursues Melbrag, he only tempts him even further, as Melbrag plans to capture He-Man, and deliver him to Skeletor for an even bigger payment!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030110 +0000" stop="20261008032344 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teela's Triumph - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Skeletor uses a teleportation device to teleport The Sorceress, in the form of Zoar, to another planet.  As He-Man and Battle Cat go to this planet to rescue The Sorceress, Teela is given the task of guarding Grayskull in The Sorceress' place.  Unaware that someday she will inherit the position of Sorceress for good, will she be able to live up to her destiny?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032344 +0000" stop="20261008034616 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orko's New Friend - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Orko is visited by his old friend (yes, old friend, in spite of the title) Squunge, from the Academy of Magic on Trolla.  Squunge has a knack for telling wild lies and tall tales, and quickly begins to annoy Orko and his friends with this habit.  Then Orko winds up being captured by an intergalactic criminal called the Slave Master, scouring the universe for powerful slaves- will Squunge be able to convince the others that he's not lying this time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034616 +0000" stop="20261008040848 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Problem with Power - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Skeletor tricks He-Man into thinking he has accidentally killed a man- and consumed by guilt, He-Man transforms back to Adam and drops his sword down the abyss of Grayskull, deciding he is no longer worthy of Grayskull's powers.  Skeletor then opens a portal to the goblin world, enabling General Tataran's army to enter Eternia, with possibly enough power and strength to conquer the planet.  Can Eternia survive without its greatest hero... and will Adam realise he has been tricked before it is too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040848 +0000" stop="20261008043121 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E46</title>
    <desc>A fierce storm, raging around Snake Mountain, uncovers a secret passage beneath the ancient fortress. Skeletor, Evil-Lyn and Beast Man investigate, and they find a mystic-looking glass called the Mirror of Moruvad, which has the power to create a double of anyone which is the opposite of what they are. Skeletor decides to capture someone close to He-Man, and make an evil double of them that will steal the secrets of Grayskull for him. 

He captures Koldar, a heroic ally of He-Man's, who has just arrived at the palace for a welcoming ceremony. He uses the Mirror to create an evil double of Koldar, which he sends to the Palace, to trick He-Man into letting him enter Castle Grayskull! 

But Koldar lures Skeletor in front of the mirror... and a heroic Skeletor is created, which goes to help foil Skeletor's plan!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043121 +0000" stop="20261008045355 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eternia Flower - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Chad (from the episode "Double-Edged Sword") comes to Eternos with his older brother, Johno, who is about to be presented with an award for 'boy of the year'.  However, Johno is secretly caught up in an obsessive drug addiction- he has been paying Count Marzo for sniffs of The Black Nightmare, a dangerous plant which originated on Trolla.  The drug drives Johno to attempt a dangerous stunt during the 'boy of the year' ceremony, which humiliates him and causes King Randor to withdraw his award.

However, naive young boys have been impressed by Johno's stunt, and Count Marzo uses the drug-addicted boy to lure them all to his evil services so he can use the flower to get them all under his power... when the heroic warriors realise what is happening, it is down to them to foil Marzo's plan and rescue Johno from his addiction before the children of Eternia are doomed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045355 +0000" stop="20261008051630 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday Roboto - S02E48</title>
    <desc>He-Man and Man-At-Arms discover a crashed spaceship piloted by a robot.  They take him back to the palace, where Man-At-Arms manages to repair the robot, who tells them his name is Roboto and he is a space explorer from the planet Robotica.  He expresses his interest to explore Eternia, but during the night he is captured by Modulok, Man-At-Arms' sworn enemy!  Modulok reprogrammes him to do his own dirty work, which involves the dastardly experiment of transplanting Man-At-Arms' brain into Modulok's extra head.....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051630 +0000" stop="20261008053903 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Dragons - S02E49</title>
    <desc>An evil dragon called Morning Star hopes to resurrect the age-old war between the dragons and humans on Eternia. He extinguishes the Dragon fire, that powers Granamyr's kingdom, and blames it on the humans. War is declared between the humans and dragons, and He-Man is sent on a mission to recover the dragon fire and put and end to the war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053903 +0000" stop="20261008060138 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Doesn't Fly - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Adam, Teela and Orko are enjoying some recreation (while Cringer sleeps!) when they notice that no time seems to have passed since they began. After He-Man has rescues a young girl by from a giant underground creature confused by the stop of time, the girl turns out to be Princess Kaffay, daughter of the Emperor of Sinba. She explains that evil wizard Hexon has captured her father and the Keeper of Time, and has used his powers to effectively stop time from passing. It is written that the Emperor must appear to the Council of Seasons on the first day of Spring, and request permission to rule for another year. With the Emperor captured and the stopping of time causing disarray, Hexon plans to step in and take the throne for himself...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060138 +0000" stop="20261008062409 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here, There, Skeletors Everywhere - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Man-At-Arms is testing out a new duplicating machine, which can make a replica of any solid object. However, the machine is not yet perfect and so its replicas come out being half the size of the original objects. But Skeletor steals the machine, and he uses it to create a whole army of miniature Skeletors to do his bidding... and before long, the palace is overrun with Skeletors!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062409 +0000" stop="20261008064642 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and the Beast - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Skeletor captures Teela and Orko, and sends them to be imprisoned in the dark, dismal kingdom of Morragor, ruled over by an enslaved monster in thrall to Skeletor.  But the monster, despite his gruesome appearance, comes across as noble and friendly, and treats his captives with utmost dignity.  As He-Man journeys to rescue his friends, Teela, seeing the monster's true personality beneath the surface, encourages him to break himself free from his unwilling devotion to Skeletor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064642 +0000" stop="20261008070917 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orko's Return - S02E53</title>
    <desc>Beast Man and Trap Jaw go into business for themselves, having stolen the Amber Crystal of Milaka.  They use the Crystal to capture Orko and hold him to ransom, for all the Photanium in Eternia.  As He-Man and Man-At-Arms set about looking for a way to rescue Orko without meeting the ransom demand, the imprisoned Orko uses his magic to the effect that Beast Man and Trap Jaw wish they'd never captured him in the first place...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070917 +0000" stop="20261008073149 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visitors from Earth - S02E54</title>
    <desc>Two Earth astronauts, Mark Blaze and Andrea Steele, are on a mission to save Earth from a meteor that is about to collide with the planet. but on their mission, they are sucked through the same portal which brought Marlena to Eternia, and they find themselves on Eternia, now ruled by the missing astronaut Marlena Glenn. 

And things turn drastic when Skeletor captures Blaze, and steals the ship's missile, intending to use it to blow up Grayskull! Can He-Man stop Skeletor's scheme... and can he help Blaze and Steele to save Earth before it is too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073149 +0000" stop="20261008075421 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster on the Mountain - S02E55</title>
    <desc>The residents of the small village of Ruckstown are living in permanent fear of a monster they call 'The Tingler' that is said to live on Mount Fear, which overlooks the village. In the hope of hunting down and catching the Tingler, they call Prince Adam and Teela to their aid. Orko and Cringer accompany them, but soon they find themselves captured by the Tingler himself and taken to his home... but once they've got to know him, they find that The Tingler isn't as bad as the locals think...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000301 +0000" stop="20261008002631 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Smell of Victory - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Somewhere on Eternia, a little white, furry, creature with yellow cat-like eyes approaches and enters an old building. By talking in third person speech(says his name instead of I or me) he reveals his name to be Odiphus, and that he is there to steal potions. Before he can grab anything, Merman, Triklops, Whiplash, and Trapjaw arrive. Odiphus hides and as he watches, he comments on how he would like to join Skeletor's minions. The Horde makes it's way to a purple container and are confronted by He-man. A battle ensues between the Horde, He-man, Man At Arms, Teela, and Roboto. The battle ends with Roboto damaging the structual integrity and causing the building to collapse. The horde escapes with the container while He-man holds the roof up until his comrads can escape.
After everyone leaves, Odiphus emerges from the rubble and makes his way to Snake Mountain. The next day at the palace Man At Arms confronts Roboto about missing role call. Roboto feels guilty about letting the Horde es</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002631 +0000" stop="20261008004956 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separation - S01E24</title>
    <desc>At Snake Mountain Two-Badd is eating when they, again, start fighting. Stinkor approaches and questions why they fight. After they explain that they don't like being stuck together, Stinkor sends them to an old friend of his named Vormus. A friend who deals in magic.
At the palace Man At Arms and Queen Marlene are playing a game against Teela and Adam with Syclone and Roboto watching. Eventually the parents lose and the kids celebrate. Seeing the two families saddens Syclone by bringing up memories of his family and leaves. Roboto tries to comfort him by telling him that families continue to add members. Syclone decides to search out others of his family.  Elsewhere Vormus is reading when he is approached by Two-Badd demanding the Spell of Seperation. Vormus gets the spell tablet and upon reading decides not to sell the tablet.
Two-Badd grabs Vormus, who drops the tablet, and insists on taking it. On the floor a piece of the tablet with a picture of Eternia cut in half is on the floor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004956 +0000" stop="20261008011259 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Council of Evil (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>In a decisive battle, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe defeat and capture Skeletor's henchmen. The heroes celebrate and return to their hometowns across Eternia for a vacation. Skeletor, however, is still free. His plan was to allow his henchmen to be captured so that the kingdom would relax its security. He has teamed up with a new Council of Evil, including Marzo and Webstor, to capture the Masters unexpectedly. He-Man learns where his friends are being held, and rides off to rescue themâ€¦</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011259 +0000" stop="20261008013602 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Council of Evil (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>He-Man is ambushed by members of the Council of Evil as he attempts to rescue his friends from Skeletor's clutches. He manages to escape as Prince Adam, but loses his power sword. Meanwhile, the Snake Men free Skeletor's incarcerated henchmen. The combined forces of evil charge toward Castle Grayskull, opposed only by a powerless Prince Adamâ€¦</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013602 +0000" stop="20261008015951 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Stand - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Prince Adam is all that stands between Skeletor and Castle Greyskull, reunited with his power sword, he becomes He-Man and faces immesurable odds. Meanwhile, the Masters are freed from thier cell by a familiar ally, can they reach Greyskull in time to aid He-Man and save Eternia?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015951 +0000" stop="20261008022318 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Walk with Dragons - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An assembly line inside the Royal Palace near Man-At-Arms' is building new scout vehicles. Man-At-Arms catches Ram Man eating and tells him to eat and work at the same time.
King Randor comes to check up on the progress with Teela, Adam, and Orko. Randor is still working on his council and Teela tells Randor that Man-At-Armschasn't slept in days since Skeletor's recent victory. Orko is still afraid of dragons after the dragon eggs incident.
Meanwhile at Snake Mountain, Skeletor finds out about the council and figures out how to crash the meeting. Beast Man says he has the perfect beast to help them out. He shows them the Serpinataurs [flying serpents that are afraid of dragons]. Skeletor wonders how to get rid of the dragons until Stinkor appears. This gives Skeletor a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022318 +0000" stop="20261008024659 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Whilst visiting a village, Teela discovers further clues to her origins...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024659 +0000" stop="20261008031002 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Snake Men (1) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Evil-Lyn , Kobra Khan, and General Rattlor liberate the Snake Men from thier imprisoment</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031002 +0000" stop="20261008033330 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Snake Men (2) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Masters team up with Zodac as The Snake-Men attempt to re-gain control of Eternia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033330 +0000" stop="20261008035656 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Price of Deceit - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Skeletor pursues Evil-Lyn, determined to punish her for betraying him and joining with the Snake-Men</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035656 +0000" stop="20261008042037 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Machines and Men - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The technology of Eternia is cut off by a mysterious force, rendering each opposing side without fire-power</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042037 +0000" stop="20261008044420 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Skin - S02E08</title>
    <desc>At the Royal Palace, Roboto beats Orko at a game of virtual chess due to Orko's lack of strategy. Lord Dactys and his Spelean guards arrive at the Royal Palace to tell King Randor that King Hiss was sighted in their part of  Subternia.
Prince Adam arrives at Castle Grayskull with Orko. The Sorceress tells Adam that Zodak can't help out this time due to he's in deep meditation. The Sorceress still hasn't recovered from King Hiss venom, but she does have a part of what King Hiss was looking for which involved a big ring and the Sea of Rakash. Prince Adam turns into He-Man while Orko goes to look in the history text for clues and a good strategy.
Somewhere underground, King Hiss reads his research to Kobra Khan, Tung Lashor, and SSSQueeze about the Serpent's ring. Back at Castle Grayskull, Orko reads to The Sorceress about the Serpent's Ring and said that it was hidden in the Caverns of Rakash by The Elders right after King Hiss and the Snake Men were sealed away and before Hordak caused</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044420 +0000" stop="20261008050739 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Power of Grayskull - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The origin of Castle Grayskull is finally revealed as The Sorceress tells Prince Adam of the Elders, thier power, and her role in the birth of He-Man</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050739 +0000" stop="20261008053111 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web of Evil - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Webstor devoures ambroshia and becomes strong enough to unleash an army of Spider-creatures to take control of Eternia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053111 +0000" stop="20261008055437 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rattle of the Snake - S02E11</title>
    <desc>King Hiss journeys through Sub-Ternia to find a long-lost anicent Snake Temple, with He-Man and the Masters in pursuit...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055437 +0000" stop="20261008061808 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>History - S02E12</title>
    <desc>He-Man battles to prevent King Hiss from reaching the Well of Darkness, whilst Evil-Lynn prepares to put her own agenda into effect</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061808 +0000" stop="20261008064140 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awaken the Serpent - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Outside Snake Mountain, King Hiss along with Kobra Khan, General Rattlor, SSSQueeze, and Tung Lashor uses the Medallion of Serpos to release Serpos from his imprisonment as the snakes on Snake Mountain move. Inside, Skeletor orders Evil-Lyn, Tri-Klops, Mer-Man, and Trap-Jaw to head to the lower chambers.
Serpos is the 3-headed Snake monster made of rock. As it gets off Snake Mountain, Skeletor vows to kill the one responsible for this. King tells Serpos to head to the Royal Palace. At the Royal Palace, King Randor is teaching Prince Adam how to sharpen swords as his reponsibility when Prince Adam becomes king. The Sorceress contacts Prince Adam saying that a great evil is approaching. Adam uses the excuse saying that he had to feed Cringer as both of them leave to transform into He-Man and Battle-Cat. Minutes later, He-Man, Teela, Man-At-Arms, Fisto, and Mekanek confront Serpos, the final battle is about to begin...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064140 +0000" stop="20261008070446 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The exiled warlord Keldor tells his forces that he has created a device that will destroy the Mystic Wall that keeps them out of Randor's kingdom. When they get to the Mystic Wall, they trigger the device, but all it produces is a mere crack in the wall. Keldor's forces are confused, as they assumed that the device would break the wall completely, but Keldor explains that now they know where to strike. Inside the castle walls, Man at Arms receives a telepathic message from the Sorceress that the time has come.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070446 +0000" stop="20261008072749 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam returns to Catle Grayskull upon witnessing the damage inflcited on the royal palace by Keldor (now calling himself Skeletor due to his horrific appearance) and embraces his new destiny as He-Man, defender of Eternia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072749 +0000" stop="20261008075051 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>He-Man arrives at what remains of the battleground drawn between Eternia's finest and the forces of Snake Mountain. He and Skeletor duke it out for the first time, with many lives hanging in the balance...literally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004300 +0000" stop="20261008012620 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rock and a Hard Place - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Was Cassus innocent or did he really murder an entire family?  Hercules was determined to find out before the angry mob lynched Cassus.  After a fight, the two men found themselves trapped inside an abandoned mine.  A large slab of rock pinned Cassus to the ground, crushing his lower body and condemning him to death.  When Iolaus found Cassus' estranged son Nico, and brought him to his father, Cassus finally told the truth: he was indeed a murderer.  He hoped his confession might save Nico from making the same terrible mistakes in his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012620 +0000" stop="20261008021010 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantis - S03E22</title>
    <desc>After his transport ship went down at sea, Hercules found himself on the shores of Atlantis.  There he met Cassandra, a beautiful woman whose premonitions told her Atlantis was doomed.  But King Panthius, scorning Cassandra's warnings, arrested the young woman and her new friend Hercules.  Soon they learned Panthius' crystal-powered cannon had caused Hercules' shipwreck, and enslaved sailors worked the kings crystal mines.  Escaping the torture chamber, Hercules freed the sailors and came back for Cassandra.  They soared away to safety in a glider as the foundation of Atlantis crumbled, destroying the island city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021010 +0000" stop="20261008025431 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beanstalks and Bad Eggs - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With help from Autolycus, the king of thieves, Hercules set out to find Lianna, who had been kidnapped by the giant Typhoon and taken to a castle in the clouds.  Climbing a huge beanstalk, the two men found Lianna in Typhoon's castle, caring for three golden eggs that belonged to the Harpies.  Captured by the giant, Autolycus instructed Typhoon in the ways of romance.  When the eggs hatched unexpectedly, Hercules saved them from a hungry snake-eel.  He and Autolycus departed without Lianna, who decided her home was in the clouds with Typhoon and the Harpies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025431 +0000" stop="20261008033857 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero's Heart - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Iolaus was depressed by his failure to save a woman from falling to her death, and he told Hercules to find another partner.  Fortune, the goddess of luck, was behind it all.  Feeling bad for Iolaus, she tried to make amends by wiping his memory of the tradegy.  Unfortunately, the meddlesome Fortune accidentally erased his entire memory, including Hercules.  Iolaus went to work for the troublemaker Zeno and wound up fighting Hercules until the son of Zeus convinced his friend he had the heart of a hero -- not a killer. Then Hercules summoned Fortune, who restored Iolaus' memory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033857 +0000" stop="20261008042327 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Regrets...I've Had a Few - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Celestra -- also known as "Death" -- came for Jaris, Hercules old friend.  The goddess' appearance prompted Hercules to remember the time when, as a cocky youth, he met Celestra for the first time.  It happened when young Hercules accidentally killed Jaris' brother, Bartoc.  Hercules had kept the truth from Jaris and his family family for a while, but finally revealed his secret when a teenage gang attacked.  But that was all in the past; now Hercules had to stop his friend from a rampage against the evildoers of his town.  Celestra finally took Jaris, leaving Hercules with his memories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042327 +0000" stop="20261008050622 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web of Desire - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The pirate captain Nebula tried to bury her stolen trunk of jewels in a seaside cave.  But the horrifying Arachne, half spider and half woman attacked her.  When Hercules and Iolaus showed up, they joined forces with Nebula to try and destroy Arachne before she could destroy them.  Arachne swooped down from the ceiling of the cave and snatched Iolaus.  Finding his friend wrapped in a cocoon, Hercules took on the spider-woman.  During the fight he held up a reflective shield, and when Arachne saw her own image, she backed away in horror, right into a flaming cocoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050622 +0000" stop="20261008054946 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranger in a Strange World - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A lightning bolt from the dying Zeus opened a vortex to a parallel universe, where Iolaus was a jester and Hercules was the malevolent Sovereign.  This alternate Hercules and the alternate Xena were lovers, and they were attempting to kill Zeus with Hind blood.  Ares, meanwhile, was the god of love, not war, and Aphrodite was a modest, sensitive goddess.  When the vortex reappeared, Hercules, Iolaus, the Sovereign and the alternate Iolaus all wound up inside and fought a furious battle.  Each managed to return to his proper universe except the Sovereign, who was trapped inside the vortex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054946 +0000" stop="20261008063410 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Men and a Baby - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Fleeing from Ares' soldiers, Nemesis burst into Hercules' campsite and proclaimed him the father of her sixpmonth-old son, Evander.  Then she slipped away, leaving Hercules and Iolaus with the child, who soon demonstrated god-like powers.  When they found her again, Nemesis revealed that the child was the son of Ares.  The goddess Discord was consumed by jealousy and tried to make off with the baby, but Evander dispatched her over a tower wall.  The powerful infant returned himself to the arms of his mother, and after a vicious battle with Hercules, Ares gave up his struggle for the baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063410 +0000" stop="20261008071827 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prodigal Sister - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Ruun's parents were killed by renegade Amazons, who blind ed the boy during their attack.  Years later, Hercules freed Ruun from slavery and the two searched for Ruun's sister, Siri.  When they found her, they discovered she had grown up to become a confident, battle-savvy Amazon warrior.  The Amazon Mayhem had told Siri she was abandoned by her parents, and Hercules forced her to question this story.  During a Fire Stakes ceremony in which Mayhem and Siri battled Hercules, Siri discovered the truth: Mayhem had betrayed her.  The evil Amazon fell to her death and the siblings were reunited.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000923 +0000" stop="20261008003304 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eugene's Pet - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After Arnold accidentally kills Eugene's fish with a yo-yo, Arnold must do something to make up for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003304 +0000" stop="20261008005646 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Business - S02E09</title>
    <desc>An organ grinder's monkey kisses Helga, who's convinced she has caught 'monkeynucleosis'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005646 +0000" stop="20261008012027 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Caesar - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Gerald and Arnold do a spot of fishing, determined to catch the pond's biggest fish. The legendary 'Big C'sar'!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012027 +0000" stop="20261008014407 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ransom - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Gerald and Arnold get on the case when Timberly loses her Barney-esque doll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014407 +0000" stop="20261008020750 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms. Perfect - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The new girl is teased at school by Helga and the other girls, but she's soon accepted by everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020750 +0000" stop="20261008023132 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold's Halloween - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Gerald send the neighborhood alien crazy as they broadcast a mock Halloween radio show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023132 +0000" stop="20261008025510 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold Saves Sid - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Arnold saves Sid from injury and Sid devotes himself to paying Arnold back with unending kindness.</desc>
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    <title>Hookey - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Phoebe Cheats - S02E17</title>
    <desc>In this variation of 'The Tell-Tale Heart', Phoebe plagiarizes from a poetry book and uses one of the poems as her entry in a poetry contest. She wins, with her prize being a trophy resembling poet Emily Dickinson. Then, the trophy haunts Phoebe into confessing.</desc>
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    <title>Mudbowl - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Gerald Moves Out - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Best Friends - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Partners - S02E37</title>
    <desc>When the legendary musical duo of Dino and Don Spumoni split up, they each move into the boarding house (unknown to each other). So it's up to Arnold and Gerald to restore harmony...</desc>
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    <title>Helga Blabs It All - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Harold the Butcher - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Dangerous Lumber - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Arnold becomes a hot (and dangerous) hitter. He keeps injuring people everytime he swings the bat. Afraid of hurting more people, Arnold refuses to play ball. Mickey Kaline helps him out.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Hyunh Goes Country - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Casa Paradiso - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S11E08</title>
    <desc>This episode of High Stakes Poker begins positively for DoorDash co-founder Stanley Tang, but it soon heads the other way, courtesy of Jennifer Tilly. Rick Salomon coolers Bob Bright twice, but the businessman manages to get away both times before eventually getting one back on Salomon. By the end of this episode, Rob Yong is sick of flushes as Salomon, Tilly, and Andrew Robl all make flushes to take pots away from the Brit.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S11E09</title>
    <desc>It's a brand-new episode of High Stakes Poker as Rob Yong, Stanley Tang, Ferdinand Putra, and Jennifer Tilly all return. After a season away, Jason Koon is back on High Stakes Poker, while Farah Galfond and Matt Berkey make their High Stakes Poker debut in this $200/$400 No-Limit Hold'em cash game.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S11E10</title>
    <desc>It's a brand-new episode of High Stakes Poker as Rob Yong, Rick Salomon, Jennifer Tilly, and Jean-Robert Bellande all return. After two seasons away, businessman Brandon Steven is back on High Stakes Poker, while Bobo Chann and Justin Gavri make their High Stakes Poker debut in this $200/$400 No-Limit Hold'em cash game.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Jean-Robert Bellande kicks off this episode of High Stakes Poker playing some very unconnected suited cards before he makes a big fold to Rick Salomon. Salomon picks off a bluff by Brandon Steven before he bluffs into Jennifer Tilly's straight. Bellande goes on a heater, winning pots with king-high and ten-high before he turns the goods with a straight. However, the end of the episode belongs to Salomon as he coolers Bellande and Steven. Salomon first makes a bigger full house on Bellande and then flops set-over-set on Steven to rocket his chip stack to over $900,000.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Rick Salomon runs hotter than the sun on this episode of High Stakes Poker as he turns a chop into a scoop when he rivers a flush, then hits another flush in a multiway pot. His biggest run of luck comes against Brandon Steven when they run it twice, and Salomon cracks Steven's pocket kings twice. Salomon then wins a big pot off Bobo Chann with a full house, while Justin Gavri gets involved and drags a few pots, including one with aces. Chann's luck continues to run southward when his pocket kings are rivered by Jennifer Tilly to conclude this line-up playing together for Season 11 with King Rick sitting behind a chip stack worth more than $1.2 million.</desc>
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    <desc>The final lineup of Season 11 of High Stakes Poker is here with Doug Polk, Jennifer Tilly, Matt Berkey, Jean-Robert Bellande, Lynne Ji, Rob Yong, and Eric Persson all taking a seat in this $200/$400 No-Limit Hold'em cash game. Those seven players will all welcome High Stakes Poker debutant Nik Airball to the game to close out the biggest season in High Stakes Poker history.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 14 - S11E14</title>
    <desc>The red wine is flowing on the season finale of High Stakes Poker, and this episode begins with flushes falling in the direction of Doug Polk and Nik Airball. Fortune falls to Rob Yong as he wins a $500k pot off Polk and another small one with pocket jacks before he exits for the evening. Eric Persson wakes up and hits a big river on Polk while Jean-Robert Bellande runs it once and flops some magic to stay in the game. The final episode of Season 11 concludes with Jennifer Tilly flopping a set and playing an exciting pot against Nik Airball to close out the season.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S12E01</title>
    <desc>The 12th season of High Stakes Poker is here, and it opens with a mix of new faces and old. Andrew Robl, Jean-Robert Bellande, and Jennifer Tilly headline the $200/$400 No-Limit Hold'em cash game while Santhosh Suvarna, Justin Gavri, Vivian Yang, Andrew Pacheco, and Andrew Sasson join the mix to open Season 12.</desc>
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    <desc>The double straddle is on to begin this episode of High Stakes Poker, and it is Santhosh Suvarna who starts on fire by winning a pot with ace-king and then making two flushes. Jennifer Tilly runs into two full houses before Justin Gavri gets it in twice with a suited ace and survives. The biggest pots come at the expense of Andrew Sasson as he is dealt a cooler when he flops a set against Andrew Pacheco, and it's the second-best hand. Sasson then strikes his gin card on the river in a pot against Andrew Robl, but his hand is second best again. Pacheco ends the final episode with this lineup by flopping a monster against Tilly.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S12E03</title>
    <desc>It's a brand-new lineup on this episode of High Stakes Poker with Andrew Robl leading the likes of Jean-Robert Bellande, Santhosh Suvarna, Justin Gavri, and Vivian Yang back to the table. Nik Airball and Chino Rheem make their season debut, while Phil Laak returns to High Stakes Poker for the first time in nearly 13 years!</desc>
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    <title>Personal Foul - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Belker and Washington go undercover at a porno theater; Hill and Renko answer a domestic call concerning a suicidal man holding his wife and child hostage; a pickup basketball game between the cops and the gangs calls for full-scale negotiations.</desc>
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    <title>The Shooter - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Belker tries to renew his expired driver's license; Renko tries to take his father home from the hospital; LaRue rehabilitates himself with Furillo; and everyone follows the trail of the gun used to kill two officers during a burglary.</desc>
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    <title>Invasion of the Third World Body Snatchers - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Renko's father takes a final trip around the city; Belker goes undercover to find out who has been knifing winos; and Joyce finds her faith restored as she defends a nice young man accused of rape whose alibi is reluctant to testify.</desc>
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    <title>Trial by Fury - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Furillo throws away the rule book when two young men rape and murder a nun during a church robbery; Belker befriends gay prostitute Eddie Gregg; Calletano faces a tax audit; and Joyce feels helpless as public opinion works to destroy her client.</desc>
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    <title>Domestic Beef - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Belker forgets his mother's birthday; Hill and Renko look into urban cattle rustling; LaRue and Washington apply for jobs in the Bahamas; and Furillo sits on a board of rights for a fellow captain accused of neglecting his duties.</desc>
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    <title>Heat Rash - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Hill and Renko arrest councilman Detweiler for drunken driving; Belker is joined by actor Jon Gennaro on his undercover job; Fay goes to work as a crime reporter for an advertising weekly; and Furillo looks into the charges made against his men by a bitter Lou Hogan.</desc>
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    <title>Rain of Terror - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Gennaro accompanies Belker on a drug buy; LaRue and Washington set up two patrolmen accused by Hogan of stealing from burglary victims; Renko's birthday is less than happy; and Furillo uses his favor to Detweiler to save Goldblume's job when Hogan's accusations prove partially correct.</desc>
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    <title>Officer of the Year - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Joyce humiliates an unprepared Bates on the witness stand; Renko pushes an assault victim to press charges; Furillo's son is missing; and Calletano expresses his true feelings at a luncheon honoring him as the Hispanic Officer of the Year.</desc>
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    <title>Stan the Man - S03E06</title>
    <desc>At a condemned building site, Hill and Renko try to persuade a black grandmother that she has to move while Goldblume tries to keep an old man afraid of his new living arrangements from jumping off; Belker thwarts a robbery while applying for a bank loan; and LaRue and Washington butt heads with a special narcotics undercover cop dealing with the same cocaine peddler.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Record - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Klink gives the heroes a tape recorder so they can send messages back home, Hogan has bigger plans for the device.</desc>
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    <title>It's Dynamite - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Hogan's plot to hijack a dynamite truck takes a different tack when the truck makes an unscheduled stop.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Tiger - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Hogan and his men mastermind the ambush of a Gestapo train that's transporting an underground agent to Berlin.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Broadcast - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The heroes use Klink's car radio to pass information to an underground agent about a German rocket factory.</desc>
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    <title>The Gypsy - S06E13</title>
    <desc>To smuggle out an anti-radar device, Hogan passes LeBeau off as a fortune-teller after convincing Klink he's been struck by lightning.</desc>
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    <title>The Dropouts - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When three Gestapo officers detain Hogan and Carter, the two frantically plan their escape --- until they learn the officers want to defect.</desc>
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    <title>Easy Come, Easy Go - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Klink takes Hogan to England to steal an Allied plane, but Hogan has other plans --- to expose some Nazi spies.</desc>
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    <title>The Meister Spy - S06E16</title>
    <desc>The heroes pose a Nazi officers to root out a German spy posing as an American pilot.</desc>
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    <title>That's No Lady, That's My Spy - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Dressed as a general's wife, Newkirk attends a tea party to deliver penicillin to an underground leader.</desc>
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    <title>To Russia without Love - S06E18</title>
    <desc>To get ahold of secret papers, Hogan enlists a beautiful Russian spy to convince Klink he's needed at the Russian front.</desc>
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    <title>Klink for the Defense - S06E19</title>
    <desc>When Klink gets assigned to defend a German officer accused of treason, Hogan helps to prove his innocence.</desc>
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    <title>The Kamikazes Are Coming - S06E20</title>
    <desc>When a rocket lands near camp, the heroes don't know how they'll smuggle it out --- until Russian spy Marya comes on the scene.</desc>
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    <title>Kommandant Gertrude - S06E21</title>
    <desc>General Burkhalter's sister Gertrude thinks her dim-witted fiance should be made Klink's assistant, which interferes with Hogan's plan to aid an American general.</desc>
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    <title>Hogan's Double Life - S06E22</title>
    <desc>When Gestapo agents accuse Hogan of sabotage, he explains that his exact double, a German traitor, is the real culprit.</desc>
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    <title>Look at the Pretty Snowflakes - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Hogan and his men start an avalanche to prevent Panzer tanks from reaching their destination.</desc>
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    <title>Rockets or Romance - S06E24</title>
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    <title>The Informer - S01E01</title>
    <desc>At Stalag 13, a German prisoner-of-war camp, Colonel Robert Hogan and his fellow cohorts are a subversive group with many hidden talents. However, a spy has been planted amongst the men by the Germans. And when he learns of the gang's subversive operations, "Hogan's Heroes" must act fast to discredit him.</desc>
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    <title>Hold That Tiger - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Colonel Klink boasts that the Nazis' new Tiger Tank will lead the Germans the victory, Colonel Hogan devises a plan to get his hands on one of the vehicles, have it disassembled, send its blueprints to the Allies, and reassemble it --- right under Klink's nose.</desc>
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    <title>Bewitched - S08E06</title>
    <desc>At a Halloween party Tim encourages Wilson to break up with his girlfriend who claims to be a witch, but after he dumps her he mysteriously disappears. Tim blames the witch, but when the police arrive Tim is accused of Wilson's disappearance.</desc>
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    <title>Not-So-Great Scott - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When Tim overhears Jill saying that one of her patients is having an affair with Heidi's husband, Tim has trouble keeping it from Heidi.</desc>
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    <title>Tim's First Car - S08E08</title>
    <desc>When Tim's first car is destroyed before his eyes in a junkyard, Jill decides to find him a replica of it. Meanwhile, Mark helps Brad make a video for his college applications.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Likeable - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Tim becomes unhappy when Al stars in a TV movie with Morgan Fairchild. Meanwhile, Mark tries to get the affection of the most beautiful girl in his class by listening to her talk about her problems.</desc>
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    <title>Thanks, But No Thanks - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Tim invites his brother Marty and his twins to live with him when he discovers that Marty and his wife Nancy are separated.</desc>
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    <title>Home for the Holidays - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Randy returns from Costa Rica for Christmas only to discover the changes that have taken place in his absence and that life has gone on without him.</desc>
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    <title>Ploys for Tots - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Tim and Jill try to teach Marty the best way to parent when one of the twins keeps throwing tantrums to get her own way.</desc>
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    <title>Chop Shop 'til You Drop - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Tim and Jill buy Brad a car. However, when it is stolen, Tim and Al go undercover to catch the thieves.</desc>
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    <title>Home Alone - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Tim gets preoccupied when he is left alone to write his book.</desc>
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    <title>Knee Deep - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Brad blames Tim for possibly ruining his soccer career when he injures his knee on a piece of hardware during a Tool Time shoot at the house. The magicians Penn &amp; Teller appear on Tool Time.</desc>
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    <title>Mark's Big Break - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Tim commissions Mark to make a video to celebrate the completion of his hot rod. When Tim is disappointed with the result, Mark films a new version - with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning".</desc>
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    <title>Young at Heart - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Jill is angry when Tim spends too much time with his new female mechanic near their anniversary.</desc>
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    <title>Love's Labor Lost (1) - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Plans for a ski trip are put on hold when Jill needs an emergency hysterectomy. Tim helps her face the situation, but becomes frightened when complications arise during surgery.</desc>
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    <title>Love's Labor Lost (2) - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Tim waits for news on Jill's surgery. Jill will be fine, although she had to have her ovaries completely removed, not partially as was first thought. Jill's mother comes to visit to help with her daughter's care and with her mood swings.</desc>
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    <title>Neighbors - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Tim and Wilson's friendship is tested when Wilson wins $10,000 and decides to build an elaborate greenhouse in his backyard - which blocks the Taylor family's view.</desc>
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    <title>A Hardware Habit to Break - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Harry announces that he is retiring and selling the hardware store. Tim organizes a fundraising party for the store, but ends up buying it himself. But when the customers dry up, Tim begins to wonder what he is doing wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Loose Lips and Freudian Slips - S08E22</title>
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    <title>The Long and Winding Road (2) - S08E26</title>
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    <title>Color Psychology - S05E02</title>
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    <title>A Musician's Retreat - S05E03</title>
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    <title>From the Big Apple to the Little Catfish - S05E04</title>
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    <title>A Laurel Hug - S05E05</title>
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    <title>All in the Family - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Closer to Mom - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Clean Lines, Open Spaces - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Woodland Wonderland - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Retreat Yourself - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Design for Living - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Thanks for the Memories - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Blind Spot - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Achilles Heel - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Crossfire - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Representative Brody - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Vest - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Victim Zero - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Pop Goes the Witness - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Too Young to Die - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Sing Sing, Little Bird - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Point of No Return - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When martial arts enthusiast Carl Hunt suffers a fatal knife wound to the gut, his friends and neighbors offer few viable leads. But Kenda discovers a cache of blood evidence that proves he's being lied to.</desc>
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    <title>Worst I've Ever Seen - S05E15</title>
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    <title>Murder Haunts Me - S05E16</title>
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    <title>My Case to Solve - S05E18</title>
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    <title>Dead End - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The detectives continue chasing their only lead, the child molester. Munch is teamed with Stan's old partner. Beau has no feeling in his foot, but feels guilt about Kay's condition. Stan's ex-wife arrives in town, but has a hard time going to see him at the hospital. Barnfather and Granger want Russert to review Gee and see if he was negligent in his duties regarding the paperwork that led to the shooting. The pedophile is located and it is discovered he was responsible for the strangulation of a young boy, but not the shooting of the three detectives.</desc>
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    <title>End Game - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Law and Disorder - S03E15</title>
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    <title>The Old and the Dead - S03E16</title>
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    <title>In Search of Crimes Past - S03E17</title>
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    <title>Nothing Personal - S03E18</title>
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    <title>Colors - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Tim's cousin shoots a Turkish exchange student and his partnership with Pembleton may be in jeopardy when they both stand on opposite sides of the case. Lewis hires his grandmother to cook at the bar.</desc>
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    <title>The Gas Man - S03E20</title>
    <desc>A convict is released from prison and begins to get his revenge on Frank by frustrating the investigation he is currently working on and also by terrorizing his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Fire (1) - S04E01</title>
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    <title>The Worry Wart - S01E28</title>
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    <title>Trapped - S01E29</title>
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    <title>The Loudspeaker - S01E30</title>
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    <title>On Stage - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Opportunity Knocks, But - S01E32</title>
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    <title>Unconventional Behavior - S01E33</title>
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    <title>The Safety Award - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a "Safest Bus Driver" award.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Your Own Business - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.</desc>
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    <title>Alice and the Blonde - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.</desc>
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    <title>The Bensonhurst Bomber - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a large man at the gym. So he arranges to pretend to knock out a larger man in order to scare the other one.</desc>
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    <title>Dial J for Janitor - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Ralph takes on a job as janitor of his building.</desc>
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    <title>A Man's Pride - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.</desc>
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    <title>TV or Not TV - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.</desc>
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    <title>Funny Money - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.</desc>
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    <title>The Golfer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.</desc>
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    <title>A Woman's Work Is Never Done - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.</desc>
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    <title>A Matter of Life and Death - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Sleepwalker - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.</desc>
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    <title>Behind Enemy Lines - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Vert goes undercover as a Vandal to uncover their secrets of the BattleZone.</desc>
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    <title>My Man Zug - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Stanford becomes friends with a shifty character named Zug. The Battle Force 5 is worried that he might be losing focus.</desc>
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    <title>Frenemy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Stanford discovers that he's the descendant of a famed multiverse explorer and ruler. This inspires him to challenge Battle Force 5's leadership structure and make a peace pact with The Vandals, but can they be trusted?!</desc>
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    <title>Man Down - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Zoom is injured while the Battle Force 5 is battling in a Battle Zone. Now the rest of the team must find a plant to get the antidote for Zoom.</desc>
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    <title>Artificial Intelligence - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Zeke's brain is encoded with Battle Force 5 secrets, he joins the team on a mission in a BattleZone.</desc>
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    <title>Double Down - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During a strange solar flare, something goes awry in the Multiverse and Battle Force 5 find themselves face-to-face with their evil twins! This anti-Battle Force 5 team is so nasty that our heroes must join together with an unlikely ally if they want to keep their bad-selves away from Earth!</desc>
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    <title>The Chosen One - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Mag Wheels - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Artifact Attack - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Gladiators - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Mobi 3.0 - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Axis of Evil - Part 1 - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Axis of Evil - Part 2 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Trapped on the Blue Sentient Homeworld, the Battle Force 5 is forced to ally themselves with the Sark to save Sage and the multiverse. However, a far greater evil is released.</desc>
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    <title>Simple Explanation - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Charlotte, an older woman who has spent the last six months taking care of her dying husband Eddie, is rushed to Princeton Plainsboro after collapsing from respiratory failure. The couple becomes a double mystery for the team when Eddie begins to improve as Charlotte’s condition worsens. The previously unthinkable becomes real when it seems that Charlotte will die before Eddie, and the team will be forced to make a difficult decision.</desc>
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    <title>Saviors - S05E21</title>
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    <title>Under My Skin - S05E23</title>
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    <title>Both Sides Now - S05E24</title>
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    <title>Broken - S06E01</title>
    <desc>House engages in a battle of wits and wills against the attending physician in charge of his detox program. When he starts to lose, House resorts to blackmail to gain the upper hand.</desc>
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    <title>Epic Fail - S06E02</title>
    <desc>House returns home to Princeton where he continues to focus on his recovery, but surprises Cuddy with the news that he's making a big change in his life. Meanwhile, the team is unable to diagnose a loud-mouthed video game creator who posts each new symptom on the internet and opts for treatments suggested by the online community rather than by the doctors, and Foreman angles for House's job, but the pressure to solve the case creates tension in his relationship with Thirteen.</desc>
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    <title>The Tyrant - S06E03</title>
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    <title>Instant Karma - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son, who is suffering from inexplicable stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient believes the karmic penalty of his financial success is that he is victim to personal tragedy, and that the answer to his son's medical mystery lies in a reverse of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase prepare to present information on the Dibala case.</desc>
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    <title>Brave Heart - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A dying patient insists that he has the same disease affecting his heart that killed his father and grandfather at the age of 40. Meanwhile, House discovers that he has a hearing problem while trying to duck student rounds.</desc>
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    <title>South Dakota Funny Farm - S139E06</title>
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    <title>Tackling a Home Search - S136E05</title>
    <desc>A former pro football player and his fiance are on the hunt for a home in Indianapolis. He wants a ranch style fixer-upper that they can put their own stamp on but she would prefer a move-in ready Colonial. Can they compromise or will the hunt go into overtime?</desc>
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    <title>Big Plans in Palm Springs - S138E04</title>
    <desc>A doctor and her boyfriend look for a midcentury home in Palm Springs, California. But since some are suggesting he produce a ring before moving in, their living situation isn't a sure thing.</desc>
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    <title>Space in the Suburbs - S138E05</title>
    <desc>A young couple wants to find more space for their two growing daughters in the Chicago suburbs. She dreams of a fairy tale Tudor, but he's hoping for a modern home with a backyard for their girls to enjoy.</desc>
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    <title>St. Louis Waterfront Search - S138E06</title>
    <desc>A St. Louis radio personality is ready to get into her very first home. An avid angler, she's hoping her new house will be on the water so that she can fish any time she wants. Will she get the perfect waterfront paradise?</desc>
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    <title>Young Buyer Seeks Vacation Lake House in Florida - S139E04</title>
    <desc>A young buyer hunts for a vacation lake house in Florida. Even though she's the one footing the bill, her family comes along to weigh in and tell her what kind of relaxing oasis they'd prefer.</desc>
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    <title>Seattle Couple Wants Home With Great Views - S139E03</title>
    <desc>A Seattle couple with a newly adopted baby is on the hunt for a larger place with spectacular views of the city. But even with a big budget, they find that in this fast-moving market, compromise is necessary.</desc>
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    <title>Colorado Farmhouse Rock - S140E01</title>
    <desc>A Colorado couple is looking for more acreage and privacy just outside of the Denver area, but need to be close enough to drive into the city for gigs with their popular '80s tribute band.</desc>
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    <title>A Couple Lands in Columbus - S137E08</title>
    <desc>A medical helicopter pilot and his wife relocate to Columbus, Ohio, for his job. He wants a Colonial near his helicopter base and doesn't mind projects, but she prefers a quaint home with historic charm that's move-in ready.</desc>
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    <title>Just Right on the Jersey Shore - S138E07</title>
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    <title>Buying Together in Buffalo - S139E02</title>
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    <title>Modern vs. Historic in South Carolina - S140E03</title>
    <desc>Buyers are on the hunt for a second home in Charleston, South Carolina. She wants quintessential Southern charm in the heart of the historic district, but he's looking for a cool contemporary vibe in more trendy areas.</desc>
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    <title>Headin' to Nashville, Tennessee - S136E10</title>
    <desc>A young married couple is on the move from Santa Barbara to Nashville. They're excited to be back in the south and closer to family, but these first-time buyers are finding that even with a decent-sized budget they'll need to make serious sacrifices in Nashville's hot housing market.</desc>
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    <title>Young Buyer Starts Over in Boise - S139E05</title>
    <desc>A California native moving to Boise, Idaho, is on the hunt for a historic home. But despite her big dreams, she'll be faced with the compromises of some major fixer-uppers.</desc>
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    <title>Colonial vs. Ranch in Illinois - S136E01</title>
    <desc>New parents want to upgrade to bigger home in Illinois but disagree over style. She's got her eye on a turnkey two-story home with an office and room to grow, while he wants a one-story fixer-upper with a three-car garage and a big yard.</desc>
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    <title>From the Suburbs to the City - S136E03</title>
    <desc>An Atlanta buyer wants to move from his house in the suburbs to a brand-new Craftsman in the city. Since his mother will be living with him, the buyer's hoping to find a house with bedrooms far apart so they can each have their privacy.</desc>
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    <title>Rockin' Out Texas Style - S137E03</title>
    <desc>Married musicians look for a home in Fort Worth, Texas. He wants a single-story pad that would be perfect for both them and his rock 'n' roll band, but she wants an elegant two-story home where she can practice classical piano and have photo shoots.</desc>
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    <title>Sisters Know Best in Chicago - S137E01</title>
    <desc>A Chicago buyer looks for a sleek bachelorette pad in the heart of the city. Her sisters think she should prioritize an outdoor space with a view and a second bedroom for visitors, but she focuses more on an affordable, move-in-ready place.</desc>
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    <title>Turn-key vs. Vintage Fixer in Puyallup, WA - S139E11</title>
    <desc>A couple is on the hunt for a home in Puyallup, Washington, but they can't agree on a home type. He wants a new, turn-key ready house while she's ready to get her hands dirty renovating a vintage fixer-upper.</desc>
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    <title>Empty Nesters Seek Vintage in Richmond - S139E08</title>
    <desc>Empty nesters are on the hunt for a vintage home in downtown Richmond, Virginia. But being a beauty pageant coach, she wants a row house with room for her gowns, while he wants a Tudor with a designated beer brewing space.</desc>
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    <title>Country Mouse and City Mouse - S140E08</title>
    <desc>A young couple hunt for their first home in Boston. She focuses on a sleek modern look with updated appliances in the kitchen, but he wants to score a single-family home regardless of condition.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 32 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Frank and Claire travel to Moscow to negotiate the return of an imprisoned U.S. citizen. Claire takes a stand that jeopardizes their plans.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 33 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The damage is done and the Underwoods must repair it. But deep wounds don't heal fast, and sometimes not at all.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 34 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A hurricane endangers more than just the entire East Coast and Frank must make a difficult choice.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 35 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Jordan Valley erupts in chaos as Frank's campaign is picking up steam. Claire gets disturbing intel and counsels him.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 36 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Frank needs to deal with Petrov one on one while Claire tries to preserve the peace-keeping mission. Sacrifices must be made.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 37 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Things turn ugly when Frank, Jackie, and Heather square off during their first debate. Tom joins Claire on the campaign trail.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 38 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Heather Dunbar goes for the jugular, forcing Claire to confront her worst fears. The rift between Frank and Claire widens.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 39 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>In the midst of the Iowa caucuses, Frank and Claire must confront hard truths about each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Red Dragon and the Gold - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In Rhaenyra’s absence and with no word from Daemon at Harrenhal, Rhaenys tries to keep the peace on the Black Council as Cole mounts a campaign into the Crownlands. In King’s Landing, Aemond continues to undermine Aegon’s fragile hold on authority.</desc>
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    <title>Regent - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Smallfolk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>With few options left, Rhaenyra summons a trusted knight for a risky venture and plots with Mysaria to catalyze the smallfolk. Meanwhile, Daemon’s unease grows, and Aemond takes steps to reshape the Green Council.</desc>
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    <title>The Red Sowing - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As Rhaenyra looks to gain an advantage by unusual means, Daemon pressures a young liege lord to raise up his bannermen.</desc>
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    <title>The Queen Who Ever Was - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As Aemond becomes more volatile, Larys plots an escape, and Alicent grows more concerned about Helaena’s safety. Flush with new power, Rhaenyra looks to press her advantage.</desc>
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    <title>Salt and Sea, Fire and Blood - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Driven by her faith in Alicent, Rhaenyra positions herself to take King's Landing while the Triarchy sails to take on Corlys in the Gullet.</desc>
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    <title>The Best Man - S07E01</title>
    <desc>While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.</desc>
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    <title>The Naked Truth - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.</desc>
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    <title>Ducky Tie - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.</desc>
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    <title>The Stinson Missile Crisis - S07E04</title>
    <desc>After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.</desc>
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    <title>Field Trip - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.</desc>
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    <title>The Slutty Pumpkin Returns - S07E08</title>
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    <title>Tick Tick Tick - S07E10</title>
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    <title>Symphony of Illumination - S07E12</title>
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    <title>46 Minutes - S07E14</title>
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    <title>The Burning Beekeeper - S07E15</title>
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    <title>The Drunk Train - S07E16</title>
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    <title>No Pressure - S07E17</title>
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    <title>Karma - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.</desc>
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    <title>The Broath - S07E19</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Trilogy Time - S07E20</title>
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    <title>Now We're Even - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.</desc>
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    <title>Sails; Walnuts; Wheel Immobilizers; Honeycomb Structural Panels - S14E05</title>
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    <title>Surfboards; Stickers; Sandwich Cookies; Concrete Roofing Tiles - S14E06</title>
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    <title>Stuffed Olives; Astrolabes; Western Saddles - S14E07</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Stuffed Olives, Astrolabes, and Western Saddles and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Custom Running Shoes; Axes; Racing Karts; Animatronics - S14E08</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Custom Running Shoes, Axes, Racing Karts, and Animatronics and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Headphones; Diving Regulators; Reflector Light Bulbs - S14E09</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Headphones, Diving Regulators, and Reflector Light Bulbs and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Fly Fishing Reels; House Paint; Weaving Looms; Ice Makers - S14E10</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Fly Fishing Reels, House Paint, Weaving Looms, and Ice Makers and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Graphite Pencil Leads; Clarinets; Special Effects - S14E11</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Graphite Pencil Leads, Clarinets, and Special Effects and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Air Boats; Onions; 3D Metal Printing; Curved Cabinet Doors - S14E12</title>
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    <title>Retractable Ballpoint Pens; Solar Salt; Tubas - S14E13</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Retractable Ballpoint Pens, Solar Salt, and Tubas and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Kelp Caviar; Luxury Sailboats; Dental Crowns; High-Performance Engines - S15E01</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for  Kelp Caviar, Luxury Sailboats, Dental Crowns, and High-Performance Engines and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Leather Briefcases; Crop Dusters; Corn Whiskey; Drag Racing Clutches - S15E02</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Leather Briefcases, Crop Dusters, Corn Whiskey, and Drag Racing Clutches and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Train Rails; Desalinated Water; Racing Wheelchairs; Parquetry - S15E03</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Train Rails, Desalinated Water, Racing Wheelchairs, and Parquetry and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Flight Simulators; Bookbinding; Greenhouse Tomatoes; Hurricane-Proof Shutters - S15E04</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Flight Simulators, Bookbinding, Greenhouse Tomatoes, and Hurricane-Proof Shutters and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Worcestershire Sauce; Lawn Bowls; Radio-Controlled Model Jets - S15E05</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Worcestershire Sauce, Lawn Bowls, and Radio-Controlled Model Jets and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Pipes; Rock Climbing Gear; Leather Bike Saddles; Luxury Sports Cars - S15E06</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Pipes, Rock Climbing Gear, Leather Bike Saddles, and Luxury Sports Cars and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Replica Foods; Traffic Cone Dispensers; Rocking Horses; London Taxis - S15E07</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Replica Foods, Traffic Cone Dispensers, Rocking Horses, and London Taxis and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Miniature Furniture; Garden Steam Locomotives; Hovercraft; Folding Bicycles - S15E08</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Miniature Furniture, Garden Steam Locomotives, Hovercraft, and Folding Bicycles and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Crosscut Saws; Haggis; Collectible Firearms - S15E09</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Crosscut Saws, Haggis, and Collectible Firearms and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Alligator Bags; Lockers; Bench Planes; Deployable Flight Recorders - S15E10</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Alligator Bags, Lockers, Bench Planes, and Deployable Flight Recorders and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Grapples; Flavorings; Dog Sleds; Athletic Shoes - S15E11</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Grapples, Flavorings, Dog Sleds, and Athletic Shoes and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Retractable Cords; Wood Frame Sports Cars; Sushi - S15E12</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Retractable Cords, Wood Frame Sports Cars, and Sushi and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Leather Wallets; French Horns; Soy Sauce; Children's Ride-On Cars - S15E13</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Leather Wallets, French Horns, Soy Sauce, and Children's Ride-On Cars and shows how each is made.</desc>
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    <title>Maserati Quattroporte - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Maserati Quattroporte. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Wiesmann MF5 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Weismann MF5. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Lamborghini Aventador - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Lamborghini Aventador. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Jaguar F-Type - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Jaguar F-Type. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Bentley Continental GT Speed - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Bentley Continental GT Speed. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Bugatti Veyron - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Bugatti Veyron. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Pagani Huayra - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Pagani Huayra. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Alfa Romeo 4C - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like an Alfa Romeo 4C. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Caterham Seven - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Carterham Seven. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Morgan 3 Wheeler - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Morgan 3-Wheeler. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Ginetta G40 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Ginetta G40. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Lucra LC470 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Lucra LC470. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Chevrolet Corvette Stingray - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>KTM X-Bow - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a KTM X-Bow. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Tesla Model S - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Tesla Model S. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Superformance MKIII - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Superformance MKIII. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Koenigsegg One:1 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Koenigsegg One:1. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Superformance GT40 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Superformance GT40. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Porsche 918 Spyder - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Porsche 918 Spyder. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Aston Martin Vanquish - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like an Aston Martin Vanquish. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Zenvo ST1 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Zenvo ST1. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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    <title>Planets - S01E06</title>
    <desc>There are just eight planets in our solar system, but there could be a hundred billion planets in our Milky Way galaxy alone. This show follows the journey of planets as they grow from grains of dust to the magnificently diverse worlds we see today.</desc>
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    <title>Solar Systems - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Is our solar system unique? Since the first discovery of a planet orbiting another star, some 280 alien solar systems have been identified. It's only by looking at solar systems far beyond our own, that we can understand how remarkable our universe is.</desc>
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    <title>Moons - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Moons come in every possible shape and size. Home to incredible natural phenomena like gigantic geysers and colossal volcanoes, moons also offer perhaps the best chance of finding alien life in the Universe - and they probably exist in the billions.</desc>
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    <title>Volcanoes: The Furnaces of Life - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Scientists are discovering volcanoes on worlds we once thought dead. From our nearest planetary neighbour to tiny moons billions of miles away, today we are discovering volcanoes on alien worlds. Are these worlds where, tomorrow, we might find life?</desc>
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    <title>The Winds of Creation - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Destructive weather forces are symptoms of Earth's creative energy. In our quest to discover if we are alone in the universe, we shouldn't just look for worlds, we should look for weather;  find that megastorm, and maybe we will find alien life.</desc>
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    <title>Planets from Hell - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Over the last twenty years we have discovered an extraordinary zoo of planetary nightmares outside our own solar system, all of them truly wild worlds, a collection of monsters. Now we must face the question: Is every planet out there a planet from hell?</desc>
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    <title>Megaflares: Cosmic Firestorms - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Universe is a magnetic minefield. Spinning star systems crackle and explode, magnetic monsters rip worlds apart, star-quakes shoot beams of devastating energy, and galactic flamethrowers fire gamma-rays half way across the Universe. Will we find Earth in the firing line?</desc>
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    <title>Extreme Orbits: Clockwork and Creation - S02E05</title>
    <desc>We owe our existence to the stability of earth's orbit.  But we are the freaks: everywhere else we look we find orbits are chaotic, unstable, and violent. Yet on the very largest scale, orbits are also a creative force, even constructing the fabric of the universe itself.</desc>
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    <title>Comets: Frozen Wanderers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>We follow the odyssey of a comet as it sails through space, watching every move as it evolves from a chunk of ice and rock into an active nucleus engulfed in a gaseous haze. What we learn is a revelation; comets are even more mysterious than we imagined.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070911 +0000" stop="20261008075212 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asteroids: Worlds that Never Were - S02E07</title>
    <desc>From icy worlds with more fresh water than Earth to flying mountains of pure metal, asteroids shaped our past and promise much for the future. Could these enigmatic space rocks hold the key to how life in the Universe arises and is extinguished?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002350 +0000" stop="20261008010622 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning and the End - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A troubled Baltimore FBI agent becomes involved with a secret government unit assembled to hunt a group of ruthless terrorists, who may or may not be from this world, and who may or may not be involved in his wife's disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010622 +0000" stop="20261008014922 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Messages - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Flynn and the ETU investigate violent attacks on U.S. soil, and discover the Hunters are working with human collaborators.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014922 +0000" stop="20261008023903 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid of Orleans - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a succumbing to a particularly nasty Hunter urge, young Regan learns the truth about what she is from her father ... and his knife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023903 +0000" stop="20261008032204 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Violence - S01E04</title>
    <desc>McCarthy is captured as Flynn's search for his wife leads to desperate actions. Plus: Get ready for a Hunter birth!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032204 +0000" stop="20261008040447 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Her Body in My Soul - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Flynn stumbles upon startling new information about his wife, which leads the ETU to a suspected human-hunter collaborator, while Flynn finds himself in an unexpected confrontation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040447 +0000" stop="20261008045423 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunker Soldier - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The ETU's discovery of the name and suspected location of a High Value Target, dredges up old memories for Jackson. Meanwhile, Flynn, Regan and Briggs attempt a daring raid on a Turkish prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045423 +0000" stop="20261008053542 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kissing the Machine - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Hunters attempt to "reprogram" a captive Regan. While the ETU work to locate their missing agent, they deal with the possibility that there could be a mole in their ranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053542 +0000" stop="20261008061712 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The More I See You - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Regan reunites with a long-lost family member, Flynn self-destructs and Abby makes a bold move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061712 +0000" stop="20261008070014 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Promise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Abby's loyalty is tested, Flynn hits rock bottom and Regan must bargain one of the family member's fate for another's freedom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070014 +0000" stop="20261008074301 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our System - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Flynn's past become dangerously present while Emme's investigation into Abby puts her own life at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003745 +0000" stop="20261008012917 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curiosity Killed the Kat - S08E03</title>
    <desc>The law catches up with the crafty Hustle conmen when corrupt police officer DI Fisk is bribed into bringing them down. Unaware of Fisk’s watchful eye, the gang moves in on their latest mark, Linda Runcorn, the crooked CEO of an online hotel and restaurant guide. Meanwhile, Fisk arrests Sean’s ex-girlfriend, pickpocket Kat, on false charges, blackmailing her to spy on the team so he can catch them. Left with no choice, Kat persuades Sean to let her join the con. Things get heavier when Fisk demands that Kat plant cocaine in Emma’s bag, resulting in Emma’s arrest. With Emma in prison and the grifters under surveillance, there seems little way the Hustle gang can escape unscathed...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012917 +0000" stop="20261008022111 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Yourself Slender - S08E04</title>
    <desc>After one of the team's friends, Carol, suffers a heart attack, the gang find out that she's been the victim of a sham diet plan run by American Dr Dean Deville and his wife, Dana. Mickey comes up with a weight-loss scam to sell them a new miraculous diet pill, but knows they'll first need to gain their trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022111 +0000" stop="20261008031311 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ding Dong That's My Song - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Albert decides to return to an old haunt and soon discovers that it's been pulled down by ruthless property tycoon, Dale Ridley. He ends up recruiting the rest of the team to deliver a special form of retribution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031311 +0000" stop="20261008040527 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Con is Off - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey believes that he has found the ultimate mark in multi-millionaire businessman Madani Wasem. The stakes end up being much higher than usual as Wasem is extremely dangerous and the kind of mark they usually try to avoid dealing with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040527 +0000" stop="20261008045720 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Con Is On - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Long con expert Mickey reunites his old team with the promise of one last score. The target is a greedy businessman tempted by the chance to make a fast buck on the stock market. The operation goes like clockwork, but is there one thing Mickey's missed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045720 +0000" stop="20261008054928 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faking It - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Danny makes a big mistake and blows a con, which makes Mickey question if Danny is right for his crew. Albert is viciously beaten after cheating in a card game and the team decide to wreak revenge the only way that they know how - by playing the long con. The stakes are higher than normal with Albert out of the picture. Can they pull off the con, or will the mark, a ruthless and violent person, cause even more harm?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054928 +0000" stop="20261008064133 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picture Perfect - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey Bricks and his team of con artists decide to dabble in the world of art this week, when they set up an elaborate scam to swindle a greedy gallery owner, by faking an early Mondrian painting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064133 +0000" stop="20261008073340 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cops and Robbers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey crosses paths with Victor Maher, ex-fraud squad officer, now head of security at a bank. Victor blackmails Mickey into doing something he normally wouldn't do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002518 +0000" stop="20261008010952 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Rob Banks - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Joe Loya is a professional bank robber, addicted to the adrenaline of power. After 13 months of successful robberies, Loya's luck runs out when one robbery goes wrong. It's the latest in bank technology that leads investigators to Loya and ends his spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010952 +0000" stop="20261008015426 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Go to Canada - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Scott Freeburg has been in and out of prison his whole life. So when a drug deal goes wrong, Scott Freeburg runs to Canada.But soon Scott is back in the gang life. And the Canadian police quickly ID him by his tattoos and extradite him back to the U.S.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015426 +0000" stop="20261008023900 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Gun Made of Toilet Paper - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Kerry Silvers was facing 55 years in the slammer for robbery and battery, so he decided to escape. Along with two other prisoners they overpowered a few guards and were able to calmly walk out of prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023900 +0000" stop="20261008032335 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got To Get Bike Parts - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In central Florida in 1991, Marvin Carson settled an argument with rival gang member Richard Hawk by shooting him repeatedly with an AK47. Carson then went on the run. But when he returned to his home town, police were tipped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032335 +0000" stop="20261008040709 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Caught By A Cougar - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Robert Spencer has just shot his girlfriend. He is a thug and drug dealer, who in a blind panic gets high and goes on the run, living every day as a party. He finds the affection of a friend's mother, which ultimately leads to his arrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040709 +0000" stop="20261008045043 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Roll the Dice - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With 41 arrests and no convictions, Philip Williams had no worries that stabbing his ex in a parking lot would give him any trouble. But when he became a wanted man, he hit the road. Surviving on his gambling wins, Williams kept on the move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045043 +0000" stop="20261008053417 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got A Dead Man's ID - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Michael Hess is a wanted prison escapee on the run with a new identity and has been living in the same town he is wanted in for two decades. Hess learns to beat the system and enjoy his new life of work, weed and women before he's busted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053417 +0000" stop="20261008061752 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Caught Via Email - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Edward Roberson and two fellow inmates went to the showers, they didn't come back. Breaking out, the three scale the fences and run for it. Roberson has escaped and now has stolen guns, in a stolen car running for his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061752 +0000" stop="20261008070126 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Plastic Surgery - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Courtenay Savage is an ex-cop with a loaded gun aimed at a friend's trailer. She has no idea she is caught on tape. After an arrest and posting bail, she goes on the run, leaving ties to the police department and the sex industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070126 +0000" stop="20261008074501 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Raps - S02E06</title>
    <desc>"In the streets, a man's greed is his motivation," is the motto of Raymond Ross. After beating a teen into a coma, Ross pulls some fast dope deals to raise money and skip town. Hiding with his wanted cousin, Ross beats his way into the dealing scene, by pushing dope and mixing music to sell. Until one night when instead of giving, Ross gets a beating from another dealer, nearly landing him in the hospital. This is a wake up call for Ross, deciding to live it big at the club, and sure enough that night this drug dealing DJ, gets caught on the downbeat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004610 +0000" stop="20261008013819 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of Heaven - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Tiberius's chief advisor, Sejanus rules Rome with an iron hand, moving himself toward the throne. Meanwhile, an aged Livia asks to meet with Claudius.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013819 +0000" stop="20261008022933 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Terror - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Livilla's passion for Sejanus brings his Reign of Terror to a horrific climax.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022933 +0000" stop="20261008032055 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zeus, By Jove! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Caligula takes over as Emperor. At first he is hailed as a savior. But eventually the monster is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032055 +0000" stop="20261008041505 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail Who? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Caligula's behavior becomes more and more erratic. Claudius works hard to control him but a conspiracy is growing among the soldiers. How can they rid themselves of their mad Emperor? And who will replace him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041505 +0000" stop="20261008050654 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fool's Luck - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Claudius has been appointed Emperor by the Praetorian Guard. He quickly proves himself capable of handling the role. But danger lurks in his own household.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050654 +0000" stop="20261008055840 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A God in Colchester - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Messalina's behaviour becomes ever more outrageous and it seems that Claudius is the only one who is unaware of this.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055840 +0000" stop="20261008065200 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old King Log - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Claudius remarries and makes his new step-son Nero his heir. His attempts to restore the Republic fail, but his scandalous written history survives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001138 +0000" stop="20261008003711 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hedda Hopper Story - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Lucy takes a dive in an effort to further Ricky's career by creating a big splash in Hedda Hopper's Hollywood column. Her scheme turns out to be "all wet" in an adventure that could only happen to Lucy and Ethel. Hedda Hopper, the renowned Hollywood gossip columnist, guest-stars as herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003711 +0000" stop="20261008010318 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Juan is Shelved - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Ricky's movie is shelved, so Lucy schemes to get Ricky another role. The plan: impress MGM studio boss Dore Schary by any means necessary, even if it means that Schary must impress himself. But first, there are 500 fan letters to write.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010318 +0000" stop="20261008012925 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull Fight Dance - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Lucy literally blackmails Ricky into getting her a part in one of his guest appearances on television. He does get her a role -- as a bull. When Lucy is displeased with the turn of events, she transforms the bull's image from that of a snarling beast to a mincing creature resembling Elsie, the Borden Cow. Look for the classic scene where Lucy upstages Ricky in this episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012925 +0000" stop="20261008015530 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Anniversary - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Frantic over having forgotten the date of their wedding anniversary, Ricky tells Lucy that he has a big party planned in a famous nightclub. He doesn't tell her when it is, desperately wiring their marriage license bureau for the correct date. This episode is based on an actual surprise anniversary party that Desi Arnaz threw for Lucy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015530 +0000" stop="20261008022138 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Star Upstairs - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Cornel Wilde becomes the one-hundredth movie star Lucy has seen in Hollywood; he is living in the penthouse directly above the Ricardo suite. Determined to get a glimpse of the handsome actor, Lucy disguises herself as a bellboy, then hides under the star's luncheon cart to gain entry into Wilde's suite. Things go smoothly until she finds herself locked out on Cornel's terrace and must make her way down the side of the building using a few blankets as rope. Swashbuckler Cornel Wilde guest-stars as himself in this episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022138 +0000" stop="20261008024737 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Palm Springs - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Lucy and Ricky and Ethel and Fred are bored with each other so the gals head off to Palm Springs for a break. Rock Hudson guests as himself (and has a hand in getting the couples back together).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024737 +0000" stop="20261008031346 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dancing Star - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Lucy begs Van Johnson to let her dance a number with him at the nightclub to impress her rival Caroline Appleby, who is visiting from New York. Van accepts the challenge by waltzing her across the ballroom floor as his dance partner. Movie star Van Johnson guest-stars as himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031346 +0000" stop="20261008033953 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy and Harpo Marx - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Lucy decides to impersonate some Hollywood notables to impress nearsighted Caroline Appleby, who is visiting from New York. A mixup occurs when Lucy, having introduced her friend to "Gary Cooper," "Clark Gable," "Marlon Brando," and "Jimmy Durante," decides to impersonate Harpo Marx just as the real Harpo arrives at the apartment with Ricky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033953 +0000" stop="20261008040556 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Needs an Agent - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Ricky needs an agent, Lucy figures, so she nominates herself (unbeknownst to Ricky, of course) and heads off to negotiate with a studio executive to land him a role in a movie. Her strategy: use a nonexistent Broadway musical as a bargaining chip. It works too well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040556 +0000" stop="20261008043203 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tour - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Lucy and Ethel are abandoned by their sightseeing bus tour when they try to get a grapefruit from Richard Widmark's garden. When Lucy is stranded inside the garden wall, she and Ethel, who is outside, launch plans to get Lucy out -- but without comparing notes on how. Film star Richard Widmark guest-stars as himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043203 +0000" stop="20261008045750 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Visits Grauman's - S05E01</title>
    <desc>With only a week left in Hollywood, Lucy weeps about her lack of souvenirs. Her collection already includes a tin can run over by Cary Grant's rear tire, a napkin boasting Lana Turner's lip-prints, and a few other goodies. But when Lucy discovers that John Wayne's concrete block at Grauman's Chinese Theatre is loose, she decides to take home a souvenir to end all souvenirs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045750 +0000" stop="20261008052348 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy and John Wayne - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Lucy is spotted while attempting to "collect" a cement block with John Wayne's footprints from Grauman's Chinese Theater. To avoid publicity and keep Lucy out of jail, Ricky enlists John Wayne's help in replacing the block. One mishap leads to another, and the plot thickens -- as does the cement. John Wayne guest-stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052348 +0000" stop="20261008054615 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy and the Dummy - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Lucy thinks she may have finally gotten her big break in Hollywood. It all centers on a posh party attended by studio execs. Ricky was invited to attend but begged off. But Lucy will fool ’em. She has a lifelike rubber replica of Ricky’s head, which she’ll attach to a dummy body — and she’ll dance her way to stardom with “Raggedy Ricky.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054615 +0000" stop="20261008061154 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sells the Car - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Ricky sells his car, and the Mertzes think they are being stranded in California. Ricky buys train tickets for everyone, but a reservations mixup puts Lucy in an apparently compromising position with Fred Mertz. Watch for Fred and Ethel decked out in motorcycle gear and riding on a Harley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061154 +0000" stop="20261008063711 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Train Robbery - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Lucy gets mixed up with a jewel thief on a cross-country rail trip that marks the end of the series' Hollywood sojourn. That's not the only reason it's a bumpy ride. Another is that Lucy keeps pulling the emergency-brake cord.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063711 +0000" stop="20261008070326 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Ricky returns from Hollywood as a celebrity, and even Lucy gets in on the hero worship. Can Ricky stand her brand of hero worship?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070326 +0000" stop="20261008072928 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face to Face - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Ricky Ricardo's new fame leads to an invitation to appear on the popular interview program "Face to Face", and Lucy and Ricky consider moving. Ricky's agent arranges an appearance for him and suggests that they stage a fight so Lucy and Ricky won't have to stay. In the end the scheme falls flat while "Face to Face" is on the air.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072928 +0000" stop="20261008075508 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Goes to a Rodeo - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Fred has a Western-themed show coming up at his lodge and he wants Ricky to perform in it. He can’t — but Lucy and Ethel volunteer (Lucy yodels “Home on the Range”). The reason Ricky can’t appear is that he has a “radio” show that night. Or is it a “rodeo” show?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000728 +0000" stop="20261008003033 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iOpen a Restaurant - S06E03</title>
    <desc>After their computer and TV have been stolen, Spencer starts developing a security robot. At first, he builds one that blinds intruders, but takes it apart after it blinds Carly. He then makes one that shoots corn at intruders, but it malfunctions and attacks Carly, Freddie and Spencer. They try to have it focus on Mrs. Benson and unplug it, but Spencer doesn't manage to pull the plug out of the outlet before the machine runs out of corn, so Mrs. Benson is heavily pelted with corn. Meanwhile, Sam and Gibby open a secret restaurant named Gibby's in the basement at school. Bully Billy Boots, who just got out of juvie, harasses and irritates Gibby. Sam tries to diffuse the situation by sending Gibby to go on a walk and trying to talk to Billy, but when Gibby returns later, Billy attacks him and Sam beats up Billy with a Butter sock. The next day, Billy tells Mr. Howard about the restaurant and hopes it gets shut down. Even though Principal Franklin, one of Gibby's customers himself, agrees that the restaurant violates school rules, he allows Sam and Gibby to keep running it in secret as soon as Mr. Howard is out of earshot.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>iHalfoween - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Carly, Sam, and Freddie wonder why people can't celebrate Halloween more than once a year. They decide to celebrate it halfway through the year as well creating a new holiday termed "Halfoween" and have a party. Carly dresses up as a life-size serving of tuna sushi, Sam dresses up with a hat with "hand sanitizer" on it, and Freddie dresses up as Lewbert. Once Nevel finds out, he dresses as a purple robot and give the "iCarly's" candy, which changes their voice and freaks out many people. Because of this, they angrily split up to find out who the purple robot is. Freddie successfully finds Nevel in the iCarly studio. He calls Carly and informs her it was Nevel, but Nevel's friends E-von and Dimitri force Freddie into the robot costume. Nevel silences him and magnetically seals on the head so Freddie cannot take off the costume. Meanwhile, Sam and Carly get their real voices back, and Freddie probably does too. After Freddie is sent downstairs, he is caught by Gibby and Spencer. Still silenced Freddie is unable to tell his friends that it is him in the costume not Nevel. Subsequently he is suspended and lowered twenty times in Spencer's new game, Jerk Basket, everyone thinking that it is Nevel being punished. After Carly and Sam feel they have their revenge, they realize Nevel was right behind them, happily watching Freddie get jerked. Nevel unlocks Freddie's robot head and they find an angry Freddie. Spencer tries to apologize to him, giving him a free stuffed unicorn from the Jerk Basket, only for Freddie to throw it back at him. Nevel finally feels he has had his revenge for the"iCarlys" not rising his popularity. Carly pretends she feels sorry and lets Nevel stay at the party, but she makes Sam "dangle" him above Spencer's Jerk Basket. They finally let him fall, and he collapses in a huge pile of toys and such. All the partygoers clap and cheer as Nevel is then suspended once more, as he has finally learned his lesson and he will not try to get revenge.</desc>
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    <title>iPear Store - S06E05</title>
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    <title>iShock America: Part 1 - S06E07</title>
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    <title>iShock America: Part 2 - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Carly bans T-Bo from the loft, he retaliates by not letting Carly into the Groovy Smoothie. Meanwhile, Freddie and Gibby discover being in a band has many perks... and a few drawbacks.</desc>
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    <title>iGet Banned - S06E09</title>
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    <title>iFind Spencer Friends - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to find Spencer friends his own age but Spencer finds them way too old! Gibby marries Baggles and starts working as a bathroom attendant.</desc>
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    <title>iRescue Carly - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Carly gets into trouble when she doesn't listen to Sam's cautionary advice about a pal who had just been released from a juvenile detention facility. Meanwhile, Spencer gets obsessed with a pair of night-vision goggles.</desc>
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    <title>iLost My Head in Vegas - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Sam learns that her mother, Pam is being held in a Las Vegas jail, so Carly and the gang embark on a road trip to Sin City, where they pawn some of their prized possessions for bail money at a shop run by the Pawn Star guys.</desc>
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    <title>iBust a Thief - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to track down a thief when Sam's laptop is stolen; Spencer can only visit his favorite arcade if he is accompanied by a child.</desc>
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    <title>iPilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Carly's teacher, Ms. Briggs puts her in charge of the school talent show. After Freddie uploads the auditions, hosted by Carly and Sam, to the Internet, it becomes a huge sensation. So Carly and her friends decide to create a weekly variety show.</desc>
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    <title>iWant More Viewers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It's Carly and Sam versus Freddie and Spencer in the ultimate competition to see who can attract more viewers to the show. Things go crazy when they carry out their plans.</desc>
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    <title>iDream of Dance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Carly and Sam get inspiration to dance from dance videos sent by fans of their web show. Carly struts her stuff in a dream with her charming partner.</desc>
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    <title>iLike Jake - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Jake, Carly's crush, agrees to sing a song on the webcast, Carly gets extremely excited. But, it is soon discovered that Jake is a terrible singer, so Carly asks Freddie to digitally enhance Jake's performance.</desc>
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    <title>iWanna Stay With Spencer - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Carly's grandfather comes for a visit and is appalled by Spencer's unusual behavior, so he questions Spencer's ability to be in charge. Carly must convince him that Spencer is capable of being her guardian.</desc>
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    <title>iNevel - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Carly, Sam and Freddie want their show to be reviewed. Carly risks receiving a bad review when she insults the annoying eleven year old who runs a popular site that rates web casts.</desc>
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    <title>iScream on Halloween - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Carly, Sam and Freddie do their Halloween webcast from an apartment that is rumored to be haunted. When creepy things start happening, the friends worry that the ghost rumors just might be true. Carly's strangely secretive neighbor, Mrs. Halberstadt, adds to their anxiety. Meanwhile, when Spencer forgets to buy candy, he's got a bunch of angry trick-or-treaters on his hands</desc>
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    <title>Jordan - S01E03</title>
    <desc>This week, Karl Pilkington's voyage takes him to Petra in Jordan, by way of Israel. What will he make of the 'rose-red city half as old as time'?</desc>
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    <title>Mexico - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Karl travels to Mexico where he pays a visit to Chichen Itza. He also tries his hand at wrestling, learns how to become a cowboy, and hunts for a Mexican jumping bean.</desc>
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    <title>Egypt - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Karl Pilkington's journey continues in Egypt, where Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant have arranged for him to sample the local culture. He tastes delicacies including rabbit meat, takes a boat ride down the Nile and is entertained by a belly dancer, before visiting the pyramids.</desc>
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    <title>Brazil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tag along with Karl Pilkington as he takes up temporary residence in Rio de Janeiro. On his way to Christ the Redeemer, he experiences a back wax and Brazil's famous beaches.</desc>
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    <title>Peru - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Reluctant explorer Karl Pilkington visits Peru, where he is unhappy with the Amazon jungle's toilet arrangements, and fails to impress a local tribe with his hunting skills. Arming himself with oxygen, the Mancunian then sets off on a high-altitude, eight-hour trek to witness Machu Picchu, the fortress city of the ancient Incas.</desc>
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    <title>Karl Comes Home: The Debrief - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Reluctant globetrotter Karl Pilkington is reunited with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant to reflect on his journeys to the seven wonders of the modern world, considering whether travel has truly broadened his mind.</desc>
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    <title>Desert Island - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Karl makes his way through the 'Bucket List' that has been created. First up he ends up spending a a night on a private island.</desc>
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    <title>Trans-Siberian Express - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Karl takes a trip on the Trans-Siberian Express. He is expecting luxury, but Ricky and Steve have other ideas for the trip.</desc>
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    <title>Dolphin Swim - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Karl gets the chance to swim with some dolphins but with Ricky and Steve as the holiday planners there are a few surprises.</desc>
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    <title>Whale Watching - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Karl isn’t really prepared for the arctic conditions in Alaska. Ricky and Steve have also planned some dog sledding, a meeting with Innuits and a visit to the North Pole. When Karl finally gets to catch his whale watching cruise, he learns that Ricky and Steve have stuck him on a deep sea fishing trawler.</desc>
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    <title>Watership Alan - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Just as he is ready to be the presenter of a boating promotional video, Alan manages to insult Norfolk's farmers on his radio show.</desc>
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    <title>Basic Alan - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Since Alan is the only weekend guest at the hotel, the manager of the Linton Travel Tavern decides to close it for renovations.</desc>
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    <title>To Kill a Mocking Alan - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alan creates a Sunday-afternoon version of his radio show, inviting some executives from Irish TV to witness the production at the travel tavern.</desc>
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    <title>Towering Alan - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New developments at the BBC give Alan hope that he may be able to return to TV.</desc>
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    <title>The Talented Mr. Alan - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Alan's back and life is on the upswing: he's got the third-best slot on Radio Norwich, a girlfriend and a Lexus. While at the garage, Alan meets a former teacher, who is persuaded to let Alan give a talk at school about how he has "bounced back".</desc>
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    <title>The Colour of Alan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alan is asked to present a sales conference for Dante's fireplaces of Reading, while Michael stays at the unfinished house after someone steals his front door.</desc>
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    <title>Bravealan - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alan makes a new friend at the BP garage, Dan, with whom he shares much in common. Dan asks Alan to present a prize at the Norfolk Bravery Awards, where Sonja is hopeful to try some of her practical jokes.</desc>
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    <title>Never Say Alan Again - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Alan plans a "Bond-athon" for the bank holiday weekend with Michael, but the plans are jeopardized when Alan discovers that Michael has befriended a man who likes American things. Meanwhile, Lynn makes a visit to her mother's grave on the first anniversary of her death.</desc>
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    <title>I Know What Alan Did Last Summer - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Alan is visited by Inland Revenue and is worried about a receipt for a Christmas gift. Meanwhile, he tries to convince Sonja that he is indeed friends with Bono.</desc>
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    <title>Alan Wide Shut - S02E06</title>
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    <title>A Room with an Alan - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Divorced radio personality Alan Partridge lives in a travel tavern and presents the early-morning show on Radio Norwich. After viewing a five-bedroom house with his P.A., Lynne, Alan has a meeting with the BBC chief commissioner to determine if he is to be given a second series.</desc>
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    <title>Alan Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Alan is told he must sack his entire staff to stay afloat, he diverts himself by spending the day with flirtatious receptionist Jill.</desc>
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    <title>Watership Alan - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Just as he is ready to be the presenter of a boating promotional video, Alan manages to insult Norfolk's farmers on his radio show.</desc>
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    <title>Basic Alan - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Since Alan is the only weekend guest at the hotel, the manager of the Linton Travel Tavern decides to close it for renovations.</desc>
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    <title>To Kill a Mocking Alan - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alan creates a Sunday-afternoon version of his radio show, inviting some executives from Irish TV to witness the production at the travel tavern.</desc>
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    <title>Psychotic Not-line - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The guys endure a shakedown at a discount store, test fate with the ''Wheel of Doom'' and attempt to become Hibachi chefs.</desc>
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    <title>The Truth Hurts - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The pranksters get help from strangers in their quest to find imaginary places. Also: a search for a house sitter.</desc>
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    <title>Get Out of Dodge - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The pranksters see how far they can go as optometrists, give unsound financial advice and push outlandish political ideas in an attempt to snag votes.</desc>
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    <title>Love Expert - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The guys teach a dance class, attempt to sell tickets to Broadway plays and demand a rematch in sudden death debates.</desc>
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    <title>Out of Fashion - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The guys host a taste test with uncomfortable survey questions afterward, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market and work as attendants at a gas station.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cat - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The joker's advertise terrible ideas to a bunch of agency professionals, work as custodians at a mall food court and test themselves with the terrifying wheel of doom.</desc>
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    <title>Joker vs. Joker - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Down in the Dump - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The guys lose sight of social etiquette with strangers in the park, present disastrous timeshare opportunities to future vacationers, and get sneaky with people's pockets in the grocery store.</desc>
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    <title>Human Pinata - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Sweat the Small Things - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr paint themselves into a corner teaching an art class, face the dartboard of destiny at a local bar, and tonight's loser stresses out over a Joker home invasion.</desc>
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    <title>Film Fail - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The pranksters visit a foot doctor and seek assistance as they bury items in the park. Later, they engage in a race at a supermarket.</desc>
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    <title>Not Safe for Work - S02E20</title>
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    <title>The Alliance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The pranksters attempt to stifle their laughter during humorous presentations; Q turns the tables when the others gang up on him.</desc>
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    <title>Everything's Just Rosie - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Rosie O'Donnell makes a surprise visit. Also: bowling-alley patrons get pranked; and diners are forced-fed.</desc>
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    <title>Enter the Dragons - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Sal, Murr, Q and Joe have dared one another to do the most ridiculous, humiliating public pranks imaginable.</desc>
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    <title>Dog Days of Bummer - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Murr, Joe, Sal and Q get creative with their French fries at the mall food court, and compete to see whose ridiculous invention will win over a focus group. Then, the guys head to the Jersey Shore to serve up some embarrassment at a beachside burger joint.</desc>
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    <title>Sorry for Your Loss - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The guys compete to stay undetected in a high flying challenge, force each other to do absurd tasks at a music store, and try to get a compliment on some not-so stylish outfits.</desc>
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    <title>All the Wrong Moves - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The guys blindly follow each other's humiliating directions at a water park, compete to sell their ridiculous book ideas, and try to convince unknowing strangers to save their seats in Times Square.</desc>
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    <title>Cyber Buddies - S02E27</title>
    <desc>The guys revive some classic jokes at their own expense; they go head-to-head debating nonsense in a humiliating elimination challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble Shoot - S02E28</title>
    <desc>The guys get eaten alive leading a business luncheon, and trip over their own feet selling running shoes.</desc>
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    <title>Look Out Below - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Jokers lack customer service skills as bumbling bellhops, pitch strange inventions to a confused focus group, and serve lunch with a side of awkward when they man a hot dog stand. The guys reach high to surprise tonight's big loser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071937 +0000" stop="20261008074000 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The guys strike the wrong chord as music instructors and try to save face in a humiliating focus group face-off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074000 +0000" stop="20261008080030 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Field of Screams - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The guys call it quits with a cringe-worthy public announcement, and act as dinosaur experts with preposterous prehistoric lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001508 +0000" stop="20261008005823 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Eye for an Eye - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The father of a man Gerard prosecuted kidnaps the DA's daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005823 +0000" stop="20261008014138 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Littlest Victim - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Lonnie makes a heartbreaking discovery about a woman he dated in high school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014138 +0000" stop="20261008022738 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Landlord - S05E12</title>
    <desc>A drug dealing slumlord is murdered by his accomplices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022738 +0000" stop="20261008031053 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fool for Love - S05E13</title>
    <desc>A doctor plots to eliminate his wife -- and his mistress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031053 +0000" stop="20261008035408 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love, Honor and Obey - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Parkers investigation into a purse snatching reveals an abused woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035408 +0000" stop="20261008043723 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odessa - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Racists target a ceremony honoring a civil rights pioneer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043723 +0000" stop="20261008052038 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Time to Trust - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Althea fears for one of her students after her mother's boyfriend is linked to a criminal operation that has resulted in the deaths of several truckers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052038 +0000" stop="20261008060353 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>By Means Most Foul - S05E17</title>
    <desc>A restaurateur and her mechanic boyfriend plot to eliminate her husband, but their scheme backfires.Gillespie takes heat over a string of mailbox bashings.And Virgil soon regrets ignoring Parker's theory regarding where the vandals would strike next.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060353 +0000" stop="20261008064707 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trundel's Will Be Done - S05E18</title>
    <desc>V.J. Trundel's widow takes Harriet to court to gain custody of Eric.But Harriet is determined that her nephew will not be raised in the home of the man who ordered the murder of her sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064707 +0000" stop="20261008073023 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moseley's Lot - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Gillespie learns that the son of an old friend is a compulsive gambler.The young man wants his father to pay off his losses.But when two gangsters show up from New Orleans to collect, his jealous sibling sees the perfect opportunity to get rid of his troubled brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001558 +0000" stop="20261008003835 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Weekend (a.k.a. The Last Weekend) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Austin persuades Jackie to continue the family tradition of visiting their mountain cabin at the beginning of the spring season. But when Jackie's car breaks down, Marion must drive them. Their plans are thrown into further turmoil by Jackie's ex-husband Milton, who brought his new young bride to the cabin for a romantic weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003835 +0000" stop="20261008010116 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hats Off - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jackie and Heather help Marion get an audition for a sportscaster job on a local news show. For the audition, he interviews basketball star Spud Webb. Marion gets the job! But when he refuses to do the broadcast without his lucky hat, the station owner issues an ultimatum: either the hat goes or Marion goes. Meanwhile, Tiffany participates in a school charity drive to get closer to a cute classmate. Also, Austin asks his family to help him prepare for a school spelling competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010116 +0000" stop="20261008012331 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Catchers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marion and his friend Carlton Banks discover that a boy is dating both Tiffany and Carlton's little sister, Ashley, at the same time, so they decide to teach the duplicitous guy a lesson in respect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012331 +0000" stop="20261008014516 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crush Groove - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Marion takes a liking to an attractive neighbour, with whom Austin has been spending some time; meanwhile, Jackie delivers pizzas to earn extra money, and Heather practices hugging after her therapist tells her to be more friendly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014516 +0000" stop="20261008020736 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gambler - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To Jackie's discomfort, one of Marion's former professional football teammates, Clayton Whitmore, comes to town to play poker with the old gang. That night, while the guys play poker, Austin sneaks downstairs to watch, and they invite him to play. Everyone is amazed by Austin's gambling prowess. Meanwhile, Heather manipulates Jackie into planning Heather's 30th birthday party -- and confronting the dilemma of finding ways to persuade guests to attend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020736 +0000" stop="20261008022957 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Cut - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Austin finds out that Marion is coaching a kids' football league with Marion's former grade school football coach Sam Wilson, he tries to impress Marion by making the team; and Sam accepts Austin hoping to date a grateful Jackie. Unfortunately, Austin is smaller than the other boys and plays terribly. Sam promises Marion that he will leave Austin on the bench during the game; meanwhile, Austin secretly tells Tiffany that he hates football but intends to stay on the team rather than disappoint everybody. On the day of the first game, half of the team stays home with chicken pox. Then one of the players gets injured late in the game, and Austin is the only alternate left on the team. He hides in the locker room, pursued by Jackie and Marion. Jackie realizes why Sam accepted Austin; Marion reassures Austin they're friends for life no matter what choices Austin makes. When Austin decides to play, he gets a chance to score a touchdown but becomes overconfident and is tackled. Meanwhile</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022957 +0000" stop="20261008025217 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Home - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jackie ex-husband, Milton is thrown out by his new wife when he accidentally says Jackie's name during sex. Jackie refuses to allow him to live in her part of the home, but Marion lets Milton sleep in his room. Unfortunately, Milton drives Marion crazy with his annoying habits, and the next day Marion tries to force Milton back to Sasha. When Milton rents a romantic hotel suite, Marion calls Sasha to persuade her to reconcile with Milton. She refuses, causing a dejected Milton to lock himself in the hotel bathroom. After Marion calls Jackie at work, she rushes over and persuades Milton to come out of the bathroom. Grateful for her support, Milton hugs Jackie--just as Sasha enters....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025217 +0000" stop="20261008031436 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futile Attraction - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Marion bakes cookies for his physical therapist, Tonia, to thank her for helping him heal. But she wrongly thinks he is in love with her and aggressively pursues him by sneaking into his room wearing sexy lingerie. Meanwhile, Jackie wants Tiffany to join a fancy social club managed by the snobbish Mrs. Mason. Mrs. Mason and the other ladies come over to interview Tiffany, and they almost witness Marion leading the scantily clad Tonia out of the house. Later, Jackie agrees to help Marion convince Tonia that he is in love with someone else. Marion takes Tonia to an expensive restaurant. Jackie comes in, kisses Marion passionately and says that they are in love. Tonia dejectedly leaves. Unfortunately, Mrs. Mason was sitting behind them and witnessed the entire incident. Tiffany is glad to be rejected by the social club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031436 +0000" stop="20261008033716 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sister Act: The Episode - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jackie's adventurous sister takes her, Marion and Clayton on a wild, wild trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033716 +0000" stop="20261008035958 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nanna Don't Play - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Milton begs Jackie to pretend that the house is their happy home for his visiting grandmother, but Marion isn't too happy when Nanna begins to give him orders. Elsewhere, Marion's idea to throw his old friend Darryl a bachelor party lands Darryl in hot water with his bride-to-be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035958 +0000" stop="20261008042152 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boyz II Men II Women - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Marion takes it like a man when his old friend Kevin discloses his new profession as a female impersonator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042152 +0000" stop="20261008044431 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Tiffany and Austin want to bring the family together for Christmas, and that includes a visit from their great-grandparents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044431 +0000" stop="20261008050656 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Right Thing - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After Austin gives Marion computer-aided financial advice, a computer mix-up gives Marion a large sum of money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050656 +0000" stop="20261008052936 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Back, Kid - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Marion's professional football comeback means it's time for Jackie to start thinking about moving out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052936 +0000" stop="20261008055149 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Die For - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Marion's cousin, Curtis, wants to market marion's health drink but not without complications. Austin tries to act like Marion in order to win friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055149 +0000" stop="20261008061337 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love on a One-Way Street - S02E14</title>
    <desc>While giving Tiffany driving lessons, Marion crashes into a vehicle driven by a policewoman named Alex who he falls in love with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061337 +0000" stop="20261008063555 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Crazy Valentine - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jackie becomes intrigued and attracted to the handsome handyman named Russell who is hired by Marion to fix his broken hot tub. Austin unknowingly gives his girlfriend Erica Jackie's wedding ring as a gift. Marion spends Valentine's Day with Alex, but their romance becomes complicated when Tonia, Alex's cousin and Marion's physical trainer, surprises him and reveals that she has a crush on him. Meanwhile, Tiffany has two dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063555 +0000" stop="20261008065834 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three the Hard Way - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Marion finds it hard to believe Tonia when she tells him that Alex is seeing someone else. Tiffany ruins Jackie's new dress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065834 +0000" stop="20261008072014 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Major Problem - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Marion doesn't see eye to eye with his dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072014 +0000" stop="20261008074151 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Again - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Jackie is promoted to the New York office, which means Marion is short one tenant. Enter Tonia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000532 +0000" stop="20261008002830 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Elsee - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Krazy Poly-Dente"
"Cousin Elsee"
Fly Girls dance number featuring Alex Magno
"B. S. Brothers: Hollywood Tour"
"Reality Check: Bald Men vs. Men with Hair"
"Ghost II: Sammy Davis, Jr.'s Spirit" (from Season 3, episode 19; replaces the above two sketches on Aspire)
"Les and Wes: Go West, Les and Wes"
Close featuring Heavy D &amp; the Boyz with Tupac Shakur and Flavor Flav performing "You Can't See What I Can See"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002830 +0000" stop="20261008005129 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silly Cone - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"SillyCone Breast Implants"
"Benita Butrell: Delegate"
"Crazy Tom's" (featuring show writer and future cast member Marc Wilmore as Crazy Tom)
"FOX Special: Elvis Sighting" (from Season 3, episode 19; replaces the above sketch on Aspire)
"LaShawn: Museum Guide"
"Fire Marshal Bill: Space Station Safety"
Close featuring MC Lyte performing "Poor Georgie"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005129 +0000" stop="20261008011428 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanda on the Dating Game - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"The Law Offices of Oswald Bates"
"Detective Head: On Head Majesty's Secret Service"
"Super Clyde"
"Great Moments in Black History: The Jheri Curl" (from Season 3, episode 13; replaces "Super Clyde" on Aspire)
"Sleazo's Pee Wee Herman Mugshot Doll and Pornhouse Playset" (from Season 3, episode 1; replaces "Super Clyde" on Aspire)
"Ugly Woman: Dating Game"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011428 +0000" stop="20261008013732 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rodney King and Reginald Denny Speak Out - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Ross Perot at NAACP Meeting"
Keenen introduces the new Fly Girls and cast members in the show opener
"Fire Marshal Bill Rebuilds Los Angeles"
"Rodney King and Reginald Denny Public Service Announcement"
"Edward James Olmos Does Yardwork"
"Benita Butrell at the L.A. Riots"
Close featuring Redman performing "Blow Your Mind"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013732 +0000" stop="20261008020032 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Instank - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Go on Girl with Barbara Bush and Hillary Clinton"
"Dueling Psychics"
"Snuff and Roam Go To Jail"
"Ugly Wanda in Basic Instank"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020032 +0000" stop="20261008022335 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. and Mrs. Brooks - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"MTV's Political Coverage"
"Cousin Elsee at the Wake"
"Woody Allen for Date the Children"
Whitney Houston: "Got Your Babies Tonight" (cut from DVD)
"Mr. and Mrs. Brooks"
Close featuring Gang Starr with Nice &amp; Smooth performing "DWYCK"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022335 +0000" stop="20261008024638 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black People Awards - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Vanessa Williams: "You Can All Just Kiss My Ass" (cut from DVD)
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Sinéad O'Connor Protesting"
"Beauty Tips with Lori Davis"
"George Hamilton Brand Luggage and Belts"
"Black Peoples Awards"
Close featuring A.D.O.R. performing "Let It All Hang Out"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024638 +0000" stop="20261008030940 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trail Mix-a-Lot - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Trail Mix-a-Lot" in "Baby Got Snacks" (cut from DVD)
"Lonnie the Childish Adult"
"Super Bimbo"
"Def Jam Comedy Hour: Audience Reactions"
"Juice Mania"
Close featuring Grand Puba performing "360 Degrees (What Goes Around)"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030940 +0000" stop="20261008033242 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anton Returns - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Bill Clinton in "Humpin' Around" (cut from DVD)
"The Head Detective" (with guest star Damon Wayans as Detective Head)
"Ice Poe: At The Airport"
"Sue Goober: 007 Bond Girl Audition" (cut from DVD)
"Anton at Comic Relief" (with guest star Damon Wayans as Anton)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033242 +0000" stop="20261008035544 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homey and Son - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Shabba Ranks in "Mr. Ugly Man" (cut from DVD)
"The Dysfunctional Home Show: How to Cook Pork and Beans"
"Snuff &amp; Roam: Nightclubbing"
"Homey D. Clown: Homey's Son" (with guest star Damon Wayans as Homey)
Close featuring Wreckx-n-Effect with Teddy Riley performing "Rump Shaker"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035544 +0000" stop="20261008041845 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handi-Man Returns - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Saturday Night Live's Chris Rock and Garrett Morris for Anonymous Express" (featuring Molly Shannon as a tourist)
"Ugly Woman: Wanda Meets Luther the Ugly Man"
"Loomis Simmons: Make Me Rich!"
"Handi-Man Loses His Powers" (with guest star Damon Wayans as Handi-Man)
Close featuring Pete Rock &amp; CL Smooth performing "Straighten It Out"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041845 +0000" stop="20261008044146 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men on Cooking - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Prince of Munchkin Land" (cut from DVD)
"Mr. &amp; Mrs. Brooks: Thanksgiving Dinner"
"Candy Cane's Puppet Show"
"Men on Cooking" (with guest star Damon Wayans as Blaine Edwards)
Close featuring Mary J. Blige performing "Reminisce"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044146 +0000" stop="20261008050444 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anton Gets Rich - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"MC Hammer: Too Sold Out to Quit" (cut from DVD)
"Timbuk: The Last Runaway Slave" (repeat from Season 3, episode 8)
"The Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan Comedy Hour: Haunted House" (replaces the above sketch on FXX, Aspire, and On Demand)
"Rescue Whenever"
"The One Night Stand" (featuring show writer Larry Wilmore as a bar patron)
"Anton Gets Rich"

Released on DVD as episode 10 of Season 4.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050444 +0000" stop="20261008052745 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lil Magic: Working Girl - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Madonna in "Neurotica" (cut from DVD)
"Gays in the Military" (cut from DVD)
"Lil' Magic: Working Girl"
"Edwin O. Fay's Skin-Lightening Treatment (a.k.a. "Your Face is Your Passport")"
"Dracula Meets Ugly Wanda"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052745 +0000" stop="20261008055049 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Miss Shott - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Driving Miss Shott"
"An Ice Poe Christmas"
"Benita Butrell: Holiday Volunteer"
"Cephus and Reesie: Tunes for Tots"
"Why?: Black Eyewitnesses in the News"
"Al MacAfee: How MacAfee Stole Christmas"
Christmas close featuring Jamie Foxx performing "This Christmas" (cut from DVD)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055049 +0000" stop="20261008061351 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera DeMilo: Stank of a Woman - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Vera DeMilo and Little Richard: The Stank of a Woman" (cut from DVD)
"The Bodyguard with Grace Jones" (cut from DVD)
"Cousin Elsee: At the Hospital"
"Why: Rap Music Used for Commercials"
"The Dysfunctional Home Show: Belated Christmas Special"
"Mr. &amp; Mrs. Brooks Second Honeymoon"
Close featuring Digable Planets performing "Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat)"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061351 +0000" stop="20261008063656 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Capital Hillbillies - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"The Capitol Hillbillies"
"Benita Butrell: Physician's Office"
"Amy Fisher's 'Bang for Your Buck' Seminar"
"Tales from the Crib" (featuring Marlon Wayans as the cryptkeeper)
"Ross Perot Buys Up Airtime"
"You Bet Your Career"
Close featuring Father MC performing "Everything's Gonna Be Alright"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063656 +0000" stop="20261008070001 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best-of Episode - Michael Jackson - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"La Toya Jackson: Michael Unwrapped"
"Home Alone Again with Michael Jackson" (repeat from Season 3, episode 6)
"Michael Jackson Potato Head" (repeat from Season 1, episode 10)
"La Toya Jackson: Michael Unwrapped" (conclusion)
"Family Feud's The Royal Family and The Jacksons" (with guest star Ray Combs as himself)
Close featuring Another Bad Creation performing "Iesha" (repeat from Season 2, Episode 18)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070001 +0000" stop="20261008072303 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alive II with Richard Simmons - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Alive II: with Richard Simmons"
"Loomis Simmons' The Power Stretch"
"The Info Group"
"What If Bob Hope was Black?" (featuring Marc Wilmore as Hope)
"Sgt. Stacey Koon on COPS"
"Men on Fitness" (with guest star Damon Wayans as Blaine Edwards)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072303 +0000" stop="20261008074606 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best-of Episode - Valentine's Show - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Bill Cosby's Condom Commercial" (repeat from Season 3, episode 12)
"Homey D. Clown's Parole Romance" (repeat from Season 2, episode 2)
"Ejector Bed" (repeat from Season 2, episode 16)
"Velma on a Blind Date" (repeat from Season 2, episode 13)
"Ugly Woman's One Night Stand"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000232 +0000" stop="20261008002749 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fashion Show - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show, and like every school fashion show it's only for the coolest and best looking kids. This means our four heroes aren't involved - or at least not until the last minute when Carli's desperate, but their help proves to be a bigger hindrance than anyone could have imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002749 +0000" stop="20261008005300 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gig and the Girlfriend - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simon wants to date a girl in the year below and to try and impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil end up going as well which spoils Simon's chances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005300 +0000" stop="20261008011719 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will's Dilemma - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry. Simon ends up having his principles put to the test. Will has to balance up spending some time with a boring girl for the prospect of getting some real action.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Trip to Warwick - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Thorpe Park - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Will Gets a Girlfriend - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Xmas Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's the end of term and Will has been voted the chairman of the Christmas prom committee, an enviable position indeed.</desc>
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    <title>Field Trip - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board. A new girl, Lauren, has joined the school, and Will has taken a particular shine to her. The only problem is that she has eyes for Simon. Jay is on the lookout for a legendary Swanage MILF, and Neil is desperately trying to deflect the advances of an over-friendly teacher, Mr Kennedy.</desc>
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    <title>Night Out in London - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Will decides the boys should reinvent themselves as trendy clubbers and they drive to London in Simon's car, though to gain entry to the best club in town Simon must swap his trainers for a tramp's filthy old shoes. Neil cuts his penis weeing into a can and when Jay inspects the damage they are ejected as perverts. Can things get any worse for the lads? The wheel-clamping of Simon's car might provide the answer.</desc>
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    <title>Duke of Edinburgh - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Will is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme, and immediately turns the situation to his advantage, using it as an opportunity to volunteer at an old peoples home to try and snare his former babysitter. The other boys help out, except for Simon who has problems of his own.</desc>
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    <title>End of Term - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Will is stressed over his exams. Simon seems to be making some headway with Carli at last. Looking back on the year the boys realise that things have not been all that bad, but that if they ever had their time again Jay would be less sensitive, Simon would take Carli's word with a pinch of salt. Will would drink a lot fewer energy drinks and Neil would remember his kit for his PE exam</desc>
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    <title>The Fashion Show - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show, and like every school fashion show it's only for the coolest and best looking kids. This means our four heroes aren't involved - or at least not until the last minute when Carli's desperate, but their help proves to be a bigger hindrance than anyone could have imagined.</desc>
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    <title>The Gig and the Girlfriend - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simon wants to date a girl in the year below and to try and impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil end up going as well which spoils Simon's chances.</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny - S10E02</title>
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    <title>Doc Nose Best - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Neither rain nor snow can stand in the way of the team at the clinic. But this year, the weather is putting them to the test! Meanwhile, the veterinarians respond to an array of wild cases, including a huge, rambunctious boar with...</desc>
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    <title>Cranes, Sprains &amp; Automobiles - S10E05</title>
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    <title>Wizard of Paws - S10E06</title>
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    <title>Sheep-a-Dee-Doo-Dah - S10E07</title>
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    <title>Foaly Moses! - S10E08</title>
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    <title>Beginner's Yuck - S10E10</title>
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    <title>The Return of Dr. Strangeglove - S10E11</title>
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    <title>Proof Positive - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A new publisher takes over the National Register, and decides to rid the newspaper of any questionable stories. This new policy affects Jack McGee's search for the Hulk, so McGee is put under pressure to prove that the Hulk is real.</desc>
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    <title>Sideshow - S03E14</title>
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    <title>OGs vs Young Gun - S16E10</title>
    <desc>The Finalists reveal their final tattoos. Who will win and be the Ink Master?</desc>
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    <title>Hometown Throwdown - S17E01</title>
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    <title>Back to the Drawing Board - S17E02</title>
    <desc>The fight for a shop continues as artists tattoo hometown animals. For some, it's back to the drawing board. The battle is just beginning.</desc>
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    <title>Gut Check - S17E03</title>
    <desc>In a team Flash Challenge, the Artists must paint with smoke. Glitter tattoos on the stomach have them struggling to shine, and an unexpected twist makes winning Tattoo of the Day more important than ever.</desc>
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    <title>Bottled Up - S17E04</title>
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    <title>It's A Marathon, Not A Sprint - S17E05</title>
    <desc>The Artists face a brutal flash marathon, racing the clock to design and tattoo as many pieces as possible-on the body's toughest placements. With no room for error and a double elimination on the line, they must adapt to survive.</desc>
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    <title>No Day at the Beach - S17E06</title>
    <desc>A sandy Flash Challenge pushes teams to the edge and a major meltdown shakes up the competition. Melting tattoos have everyone feeling the heat in the battle for $250,000.</desc>
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    <title>All Scars Will Heal - S17E07</title>
    <desc>The Artists must transform scars into works of art in an emotional Elimination Tattoo. 3 Artists must prove their ingenuity in a Face Off for survival. The battle for $250,000 continues.</desc>
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    <title>Signed, Sealed, Delivered - S17E08</title>
    <desc>Things get sticky in the final Flash Challenge. Micro realistic postage stamp tattoos put the Artists' precision under a microscope. They'd better deliver - or their shot at the title could get lost in the mail.</desc>
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    <title>Tat For Tat - S17E09</title>
    <desc>With a spot in the finale on the line, the remaining Artists take aim, designing tattoos meant to take each other down. A single misfire could turn triumph into tragedy and send someone packing right before the finish line.</desc>
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    <title>Nice Guys Finish Last? - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Customer service is tested when Randy Vollink &amp; Mark Longenecker are confronted by their unhappy canvases.</desc>
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    <title>Master Canvas Call Out - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In a Redemption first, Runner-Up Master Canvases defend their tattoos against the Artists who robbed them of the title. Cleen Rock One, Anthony Michaels, Jime Litwalk and Joey Hamilton return.</desc>
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    <title>Finish What You Started - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Tatu Baby and King Ruck return to complete unfinished work for unhappy canvases.</desc>
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    <title>One Tatt Wonders - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Artists get help from Tommy Montoya to ensure they don’t make the same mistakes twice on their canvases.</desc>
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    <title>Peace Out, Cub Scout - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Season 5 artist Julia Carlson is back for a shot at redemption with not 1, not 2, but 3 unhappy canvases.</desc>
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    <title>X-Rated Blunders - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Coming in Hot - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Road Show - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Redemption: Master of Horror - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Don't Butcher My Baby - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Massacred Memorials - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Canvases with memorial tattoos they’d rather forget return to confront the artist who wronged them.</desc>
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    <title>High Anxiety - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alex Rockoff returns to the Ink Master shop with not one nor two but three unhappy Canvases.</desc>
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    <title>Birds of Prey - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Two pissed off canvases with bird blunder tattoos return to the Ink Master shop with their spouses.</desc>
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    <title>Declaration of Ink-Dependence - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Two canvases with political portraits return to the shop to settle the score; artists Christian Buckingham, Megan Jean Morris and Sarah Miller return.</desc>
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    <title>Coach Cleen - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Third Time's the Charm - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Hoping the third time is the charm, canvases return to confront their artists, including Ron Givens, Randy Vollink, St. Marq, and Kruseman.</desc>
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    <title>The Key to Redemption - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high when two angry canvases return to confront both of their artists from a botched team challenge; four artists return, but only two get a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>Bury the Redemption Hatchet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Three veteran artists, Christian Buckingham, Duffy Fortner and Jime Litwalk, return to face new angry canvases.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Redemption Kind - S04E06</title>
    <desc>An unhappy canvas brings extra terrestrial back-up, and Mike McAskill tries to right his wrongs.</desc>
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    <title>Tuff Redemption - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Two angry canvases return with their equally upset loved ones as Tuff Tito and Miami Burgess fight for a second shot.</desc>
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    <title>Redemption Showdown - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When a 2-on-1 canvas leaves unhappy, twice as many artists get blamed, but only one will get a shot at redemption; old wounds get reopened when artists E.S., King Ruck, John Collins and Sirvone return to settle a score.</desc>
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    <title>A Redemption Best Served Cold - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Two angry canvases return to the shop with family back-up to confront artists Nick D'Angelo and Robbie Ripoll.</desc>
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    <title>Choices, Okay?! - S05E08</title>
    <desc>At a crossroads in her career, Issa weighs the pros and cons of two viable paths while simultaneously contemplating an important personal next step. Meanwhile, with help from Kelli, Molly spends an overwhelming day getting her parents’ estate plan in order.</desc>
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    <title>Out, Okay?! - S05E09</title>
    <desc>At a friend’s going away party, Issa navigates unresolved feelings. After spending the day letting loose with her new man, Molly opens up about her fears.</desc>
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    <title>Everything Gonna Be, Okay?! - S05E10</title>
    <desc>As she and her friends try to make time for each other no matter what, Issa looks back on all it took to get to where she is today.</desc>
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    <title>Insecure as F**k - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Thirsty as F**k - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Real as F**k - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Hella Great - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Hella Questions - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Hella LA - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Gadget's Replacement - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A new supercomputer has made the Metro City police so efficient that Chief Quimby fires Gadget but M.A.D. has a plan to control the computer and feed the police false information.</desc>
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    <title>Greenfinger - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Gadget Goes West - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Launch Time - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Photo Safari (aka Black Devil) - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget must stop Dr. Claw from using animals to scare villagers away.</desc>
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    <title>The Coo-Coo-Clock Caper - S01E28</title>
    <desc>While Gadget is searching Switzerland for stolen gold, Penny runs afoul of the murderous M.A.D. Agent, The Clockmaker.</desc>
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    <title>Bermuda Triangle - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Ships are vanishing in the Bermuda Triangle, but the seemingly supernatural aspects of the disappearances are subterfuge by Dr. Claw, who is using an enormous machine to swallow oil tankers and ransack them.</desc>
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    <title>The Japanese Connection - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Penny won a computer contest and is in Japan helping her local counterpart, Atsuko, to foil an alliance between Dr. Claw and his Japanese counterpart, Iji Waruda-san.</desc>
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    <title>Arabian Nights - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Gadget is sent to the wealthy Middle-Eastern kingdom of Yetzanistan to safeguard a sacred sword.</desc>
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    <title>Clear Case - S01E32</title>
    <desc>South African diamond miners are terrorized by a ghost who is actually a M.A.D. scientist using diamond dust to create invisibility suits.</desc>
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    <title>Dutch Treat - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget hunts for diamond smugglers in the land of tulips and chocolate.</desc>
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    <title>Great Divide - S01E34</title>
    <desc>M.A.D. has abducted a prominent seismologist, who is coerced by Dr. Claw to construct a machine capable of generating deadly earthquakes upon the world.  Gadget's case takes him deep within the Rocky Mountains, where his misadventures are compounded by a M.A.D. ranger agent and a grizzled, gold-crazed prospector.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Dragon - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Gadget is sent to Hong Kong to recover the priceless jewel the Eye of the Dragon and foil an alliance between Dr. Claw and Hong Kong's crime-lord Mr. Chow.</desc>
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    <title>Double Agent - S01E36</title>
    <desc>M.A.D. engineers an android replica of Inspector Gadget that is used to steal from Metro City's banks in order to have the real Gadget framed for armed-robbery. With our hero wrongfully incarcerated, Dr. Claw sets his sights on kidnapping the Shah of Freeland and demanding a hefty ransom for his release.</desc>
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    <title>Plantform of the Opera - S01E37</title>
    <desc>M.A.D. agents use an opera house as cover to tunnel into a bank vault while protected by a killer man-eating plant.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Hold Your Breath - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget is assigned to look into a case of some missing oceanographers who were searching for an undersea city when they disappeared.</desc>
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    <title>Gone Went the Wind - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A M.A.D. scientist at the North Pole creates a machine to cause windstorms all over the globe.</desc>
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    <title>King Wrong - S01E40</title>
    <desc>In the far-off country of Pianostan, the people remain happy as long as their King is miserable. But M.A.D. has been ensuring that the King is happy in order to disrupt the peace, so Inspector Gadget is sent out to investigate. To further complicate matters, the King looks exactly like the Inspector!</desc>
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    <title>Pirate Island - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget, Penny, and Brain are on vacation in the Caribbean. But before they've had a chance to get any serious R &amp; R on Gadget's dilapidated old rust-bucket of a boat, duty calls and Inspector Gadget is back to work.</desc>
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    <title>M.A.D. Acadamy - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Gadget is assigned to find and shut down M.A.D.'s training center for its agents and Dr. Claw decides eliminating Gadget will make a good class project for the latest batch of recruits.</desc>
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    <title>No Flies on Us - S01E43</title>
    <desc>In Malaysia, the Wild Man of Borneo (a M.A.D. scientist), has both derived a virus from flies and concocted its antidote. A head-cold-suffering Gadget must stop Dr. Claw's plan to turn everyone on the planet into babbling, bubble-blowing imbeciles.</desc>
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    <title>The Thingy - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Talon is sent to the North Pole to acquire a newly-discovered, unclassified, biological organism.</desc>
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    <title>The Talon-ted Mr. Colin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Talon infiltrates HQ while undercover, hoping to get HQ's missile defense codes from Kayla.</desc>
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    <title>MADzilla - S04E06</title>
    <desc>MAD sets out to steal a size modification ray, but accidentally makes MADcat grow to giant size.</desc>
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    <title>Anti-Gravity - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Too Many Talons - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Star Power - S04E09</title>
    <desc>MAD begins stealing the "star power" from celebrities.</desc>
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    <title>Panda-monium - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Under the MADnight Sun - S04E11</title>
    <desc>MAD tries to mine a highly magnetic ore from the forest where Gadget and Penny are camping.</desc>
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    <title>Skyrates Off the Starboard Bow! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>MAD sets out to hijack Sir Owen Barnstormer's new Ultra Blimp Mark II and take its cold fusion power source.</desc>
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    <title>Fate It Til You Make It - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Gadget 2.0 (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw returns from the Antarctic, drawing Inspector Gadget out of retirement.</desc>
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    <title>Gadget 2.0 (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Penny and Gadget race to find Dr. Claw's claw before he does.</desc>
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    <title>Towering Towers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw plots to take over every satellite in the sky</desc>
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    <title>Game Over, Man - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Astronauts are vanishing from the Multinational Space Station, and Gadget must find out why.</desc>
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    <title>Rock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gadget provides security for a pop star whose army of fans proves an attractive target for Dr. Claw</desc>
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    <title>Strike a Pose - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gadget protects an invention from MAD thieves.</desc>
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    <title>Cough Due to Claw - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Gadget catches the flu, Penny and Brain must track down a super villain.</desc>
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    <title>Dog Show Days Are Over - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Brain and Penny go undercover at the Dog &amp; Boney show</desc>
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    <title>One Bad Apple - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Gadget, Penny and Brain visit an apple farm where MAD is growing a race of mutant fruits.</desc>
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    <title>Sucks Like MAD - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gadget and crew infiltrate a vacuum cleaner convention</desc>
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    <title>Manhunt - S02E09</title>
    <desc>It’s all hands on deck to track down the Sleeping Beauty Killer when Ryan and Dylan’s biggest lead in the case takes them to a faceoff aboard a ship. Also, Dylan receives troubling news from his father.</desc>
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    <title>Trust Issues - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie investigate deaths of three family members who were also business partners in a craft brewery. Also, Andy’s legal expertise is needed when he and Dylan confront an issue in their adoption process, and Lizzie learns some hard truths about Julian’s past.</desc>
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    <title>Grey Matter - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A gruesome discovery in a city pond leads Dylan and Lizzie to investigate a young man's murder, while Andy rescues one of Dylan's students from a legal bind.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Former CIA operative Dr. Dylan Reinhart is lured back to his old life when NYPD Detective Lizzie Needham needs his help to stop a serial killer.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Game - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Although Dylan has returned to teaching, Lizzie calls upon his expertise with profiling sociopaths to assist with a bizarre case in which a venture capitalist was murdered and his body ritualistically displayed.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets and Lies - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The murder of a young man who recently left his family’s religious community leads Dylan and Lizzie to a series of possible suspects, including a short-tempered photographer and a mysterious girl with amnesia. Also, Lizzie’s younger sister, Katie, unexpectedly drops by for a visit.</desc>
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    <title>I Heart New York - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Dylan Reinhart and Det. Lizzie Needham are reassigned to a murder case in Central Park when their investigation into a chemical attack on the subway is taken over by an FBI team led by Dylan’s estranged father, Roger. However, Dylan can’t shake the feeling that the cases are related.</desc>
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    <title>Heartless - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie investigate the murder of a Jane Doe, but when they realize that the victim was killed by mistake, they must identify the killer’s motive and intended target before she suffers the same fate.</desc>
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    <title>Flat Line - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Julian go undercover in a hospital when they suspect an “angel of death” is killing people with non-life-threatening ailments. Also, Lizzie asks Andy for his legal expertise when a personal trainer sues her for accidentally injuring him.</desc>
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    <title>Owned - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie are under pressure to deliver results when they investigate the death of Jasmine’s friend, the owner of a professional basketball team who died when her car went off a bridge</desc>
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    <title>Walk of Doom - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Zim gets annoyed by Gir’s inept nature for the last time, he finally gets around to upgrading Gir’s guidance technology and he wishes to test its capability.  Initial tests look good so Zim wants to take Gir into the city to test and see if Gir can get them safely back to their headquarters.  However, when Gir forgets to bring the new guidance chip with him, Zim and Gir must find a way to get back home, despite the fact that they have very little understanding of the way the city functions.</desc>
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    <title>Bestest Friend - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Zim makes a huge scene over his inability to eat lunch food, he overhears one of the girls at school talking about how inhuman he seems to be and how he has no friends.  In an attempt to appear more normal, Zim decides to spend time with a student named Keef, though Zim soon finishes his plan and he considers himself normal, so he tries to get Keef to leave him alone.  Much to Zim’s chagrin, however, Keef continues to follow Zim around, so Zim decides to take unorthodox measures to ensure Keef leaves him alone.</desc>
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    <title>NanoZIM - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Dib finally manages to get a picture of Zim without him in his disguise, Zim formulates a plan to shrink himself down into a microscopic size to get into Dib’s body and perform a brain wipe to prevent him from remembering where he located the picture.  Fortunately for Dib, his father has been working on some technology that may just help Dib stop Zim before it’s too late, though he’ll been to be careful because he’s extremely vulnerable due to the fact that Zim is inside of him.</desc>
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    <title>Germs - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After Zim watches an old movie where some invading aliens are defeated by some bacteria, he begins to study germs more.  However, when he discovers that such germs truthfully are everywhere, he begins a crusade to kill every germ in his headquarters so that he can be safe, which is helped by the fact that Gir had some cleaning spray handy in the house; though when the cleaning bottle runes dry, Zim must attempt to go to the store and get some more, despite the fact that he knows just how many germs are out there.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Harvest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Dib finds out that Zim has no human organs, he attempts to exploit Zim’s ailment of head pigeons to get the skool’s nurse to examine Zim in hopes she will see the truth.  However, when Dib blurts his plan out to Zim, Zim develops a device that will permit him to switch objects for organs, in which he begins to steal the organs of his fellow classmates in order to appear more human in time for his appointment at the nurse’s office.</desc>
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    <title>Attack of the Saucer Morons - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Zim attempts to test some of the defenses that Earth has by taking his Voot out for a drive to monitor local police units.  However, when a bumble bee crashes into his vehicle, Zim comes crashing down in the park, in which he heads home because he will be unable to recover it the next day.  However, when a space cult known as the Saucer Morons discover the Voot first, Zim must find a way to get his vehicle back without causing him to lose his cover.</desc>
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    <title>The Wettening - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When it begins to rain one day, Zim becomes worried because he’s never experienced rain before.  Dib takes notice of his fear and he coaxes Zim into stepping into the rain, only to discover that the Irken race has an innate weakness to water, which causes a burning sensation upon impact.  Dib decides to exploit this new fact to create the ultimate weapon to stop Zim once and for all, but Zim himself attempts to find a way to protect himself from this new found weakness, which all leads up to a confrontation that neither of them would have expected.</desc>
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    <title>Career Day - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ms. Bitters is assigning students their mentors for Career Day through the use of an aptitude test and a machine.  Both Dim and Zim attempt to get their desired professions on the test, in which Dib manages to get paired with a Paranormal Investigator while Zim gets stuck working at a fast food facility.  However, when Zim misinterprets the 8 billion served sign and thinks that the individuals in charge of the company are the leaders of the planet, he becomes dedicated to his job in hopes of being promoted to Lord of All Humans.  However, thanks to the alignment of the planets, Zim is about to go through some uncontrollable changes that could jeopardize his mission; which Dib is looking to exploit, though both Zim and Dib find their situations to go much different than they anticipated.</desc>
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    <title>Battle-Dib - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Dib finally manages to be permitted to present his findings on Zim to the Swollen Eyeball Network, he believes he will be able to put an end to Zim’s schemes once and for all.  However, when he discovers that he needs his father’s permission and since his father is busy working on his television show, Dib must venture into the studio where his father is in order to attempt to get the signature he needs; though he soon discovers that speaking to his father isn’t going to be as easy as it should be.</desc>
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    <title>A Room with a Moose - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Zim formulates a plan to get revenge on his skoolmates and especially Dib, he gets them all participating on a fieldtrip.  Dib, however, realizes that the driver of the bus isn’t real, but due to his constant theories, the other students disregard his warnings.  Zim decides to gloat about his magnificent plan and he informs Dib of every detail in confidence that Dib can do nothing to stop him, though Dib refuses to give up and he does everything he can to save his skoolmates and himself; despite the fact that he doesn’t know why Zim’s plans involve a room with a moose.</desc>
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    <title>Hamstergeddon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While at skool one day, Ms. Bitters tells the class that they need a new pet hamster due to the orders of the skool’s board of directors.  When the hamster arrives, all the children love the hamster because of how adorable it is, in which Zim decides to exploit that fact since the hamster could help make the humans too weak to resist him.  Zim plants an Irken device on the hamster that will permit it to grow larger and be controlled by Zim, but when the hamster grows rampant and breaks free, Zim must attempt to stop the huge hamster from destroying his headquarters, all the while worrying about the growing military presence that may have no choice but to attack the hamster, which would ruin all of his efforts.</desc>
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    <title>Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Zim’s headquarters are having security problems, Zim attempts to upgrade the security system and get the job over with.  He decides to put Gir in charge of ensuring nothing goes wrong while he replaces the computer’s AI, but when Gir begins to mess around with things, he inadvertently causes the house to shut down along with himself.  However, Zim soon discovers that Gir’s AI has been uploaded into the central hub of the house, which worries Zim quite a lot since Gir is being unresponsive and uncontrollable, which soon puts their mission in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Zim finally finishes one of his self proclaimed brilliant inventions, a space-time-object-transfer device, in which he plans to send a giant robot into the past in order to put an end to Dib once and for all.  However, when the robot isn’t compatible with the temporal field, he throws a rubber pig into the vortex instead, which turns out to be compatible and it causes Dib to crash his tricycle in the past.  Zim decides to send many more rubber pigs into Dib’s past, which ultimately affect him in the future; though when Zim overdoes himself, he discovers that history isn’t something that should be messed with.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Jackers - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Zim is upset because all of the other Invaders are doing much better in their tasks than he is, though he inadvertently discovers that his signal to the data hub has been interrupted.  When Zim takes a closer look, he discovers that the Earth has actually been hijacked by the Planet-Jackers, an alien race who must throw other planets into their dying sun in order to survive.  Zim begins to formulate a plan to stop the Planet-Jackers, but when Dib refuses to believe him, he realizes that he must save the world he plans to destroy by himself, just for the sake of being the one who gets to destroy it.</desc>
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    <title>Rise of the Zitboy - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Zim comes home from a lousy day at skool because he found out that Dib knows a flaw in his security system, Gir attempts to cheer him up by rubbing bacon oil all over his face.  However, when Zim develops a pimple due to the grease, he fears that he will be considered abnormal and that it will jeopardize his mission.  Zim believe he can use some acne medicine to get rid of the pimple, but when it only gets worse and when Gir draws a little face on the pimple, Zim believes all hope is lost; though Zim soon discovers the pimple has hypnotic powers and he hopes to exploit this new power in order to get Dib to reveal his secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060658 +0000" stop="20261008063133 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plague of Babies - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Zim’s Voot Cruiser has a mechanical failure and it sends Zim and Gir flying through the skies, Zim manages to gain control just in time to land safely in their headquarters.  However, Zim is highly upset because a human baby saw the whole thing and despite Gir’s attempts to reason with him, Zim decides to go meet with the baby to see what he can do.  However, Zim soon discovers the true nature of the baby and he must do everything he can to prevent them from accomplishing their goals.</desc>
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    <title>Bloaty's Pizza Hog - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Dib believes he has figured out a way to successfully tunnel into Zim’s underground base, but when his father comes in and announces that it’s the Membrane family’s night out and that Gaz gets to pick the place to eat, Dib runs off saying that he will be back in time for them to leave.  However, when Dib fails to arrive on time, Professor Membrane decides to wait until Dib gets back, which causes Gaz to become quite frustrated as she really wanted to get some of her favorite food; she decides to go find Dib at Zim’s place and despite the fact that Zim’s already taken Dib into an in-space laboratory, she refuses to miss her opportunity to eat out so she plans to let nothing get in her way.</desc>
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    <title>Bolognius Maximus - S01E20</title>
    <desc>When Dib once again notices that Zim isn’t eating his food, he throws a piece of bologna at him in order to taunt him, in which the bologna fuses with Zim’s skin, causing him immense pain.  Zim vows to get his revenge and during the next day of school, Dib sits on a tack, which causes Zim to begin laughing hysterically.  Dib believes Zim is just being pathetic, but when Dib begins to transform into a living piece of bologna, he realizes that Zim’s plan was better than he had thought and he must formulate a method of curing himself before it’s too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072022 +0000" stop="20261008074359 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Slave 2 - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Gaz sees an advertisement for the new handheld gaming console, the Game Slave 2, she decides that she really needs to go to the mall in order to get one. However, when her father insists that she takes Dib to the mall as well, he forces her to wait until Mysterious Mysteries goes off, which causes them to arrive at the mall late. Gaz, in rage, tricks Dib into running off into the underground parking lot while she attempts to get a Game Slave 2; though Gaz discovers an annoying kid managed to get the last copy so she seeks to steal his copy, all the while Dib must attempt to get out of the underground parking lot, which is filled with rat-like people who just annoy him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000341 +0000" stop="20261008002656 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Golden Child - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Denholm's death means trouble for Jen, Roy and Moss, until support appears in the form of a mysterious, albeit libidinous, stranger.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Moss and the German - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jen tries to escape the romantic attentions of Douglas, Roy tries to watch a film, and Moss's attempt to meet new people backfires dramatically when he answers an online ad for a cookery course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005101 +0000" stop="20261008011237 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dinner Party - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jen's hopes for a sophisticated dinner party are dashed when she has to invite Roy, Moss and Richmond, and, for some reason, Roy finds something hilarious about her new boyfriend's name: Peter File.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011237 +0000" stop="20261008013640 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke and Mirrors - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013640 +0000" stop="20261008015954 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men Without Women - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy free rein in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's unwelcome advances?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015954 +0000" stop="20261008022304 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hell - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While boss Douglas does his best to run Reynholm Industries into the ground, Jen has to deal with a builder from hell, Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022304 +0000" stop="20261008024452 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are We Not Men? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen is trying to date a man who looks like a magician.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024452 +0000" stop="20261008030650 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tramps Like Us - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jen, Roy and Moss find their lives moving in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new, and Roy ends up out in the cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030650 +0000" stop="20261008033105 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Speech - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jen makes enemies of Roy and Moss after trying to assert herself more after being named as Employee of the Month. Douglas discovers that the woman who he loves is not quite as she seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033105 +0000" stop="20261008035346 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendface - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035346 +0000" stop="20261008041721 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calendar Geeks - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Reynholm Industries are proud to announce their first naked calendar. Enough said, probably.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041721 +0000" stop="20261008044147 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jen the Fredo - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jen applies for the post of Entertainment Manager. When she finds out that amusing her boss Douglas's business connections has its darker side, she has to turn to Moss and Roy for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044147 +0000" stop="20261008050533 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Countdown - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Moss becomes a celebrity by beating all records on a popular puzzle show. Roy is mistaken for a window cleaner. Jen is preoccupied with Douglas's secret meetings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050533 +0000" stop="20261008052845 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Happened - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Douglas becomes a Spaceologist, Roy's life is changed by a bad back, and Jen gets involved with a rock band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052845 +0000" stop="20261008055250 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Italian for Beginners - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Roy gets obsessed by his latest girlfriend's sad family history, while Jen tells an absolute whopper to get some attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055250 +0000" stop="20261008061447 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Boys - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Roy and Moss become juvenile delinquents for the day and have an uncomfortable experience at a shopping centre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061447 +0000" stop="20261008063901 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reynholm vs Reynholm - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Douglas finds marriage agrees with him - for all of two weeks. He's then in court - defending himself - with the help of Jen, Roy, Moss and others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063901 +0000" stop="20261008070221 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yesterday's Jam - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the very first episode, new recruit Jen is appointed head of the IT department, but her staff Moss and Roy soon discover that she knows nothing about computers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070221 +0000" stop="20261008072635 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calamity Jen - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has an attack of kleptomania, and Jen's shoes don't fit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072635 +0000" stop="20261008075112 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>50:50 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jen has a new admirer, but her inability to tell the truth results in humiliation. Roy decides to improve his love life by adopting a sterner attitude, and Moss recommends a romantic restaurant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000255 +0000" stop="20261008002416 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Replaces Dee With A Monkey - S15E04</title>
    <desc>When the Gang suspects Dee is menopausal, they scramble to find a new employee for Paddy’s Pub. Meanwhile, Dee decides to put her acting career on hold in order to mentor young actors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002416 +0000" stop="20261008004522 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Goes To Ireland - S15E05</title>
    <desc>The Gang’s in Dublin! Dennis longs for a charming, authentic European experience, but ends up helping Frank with some of his business’s “dirty work.” Mac and Charlie learn about their Irish heritage. Dee rushes to the set of an Irish soap opera, where she will play the role of “Obnoxious American MILF.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004522 +0000" stop="20261008010705 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang's Still In Ireland - S15E06</title>
    <desc>Dennis and Dee explore their new accommodations in the countryside; Frank accompanies Charlie to find the truth about Charlie’s Irish childhood pen pal; Mac has an identity crisis and decides to join the seminary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010705 +0000" stop="20261008012933 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee Sinks In A Bog - S15E07</title>
    <desc>Guided by a young priest, Mac spends a day at the seminary to truly understand what it takes to become a priest. Dennis and Frank plan an elaborate trap at the castle to humiliate Charlie’s pen pal. Dee prepares for a date with an Irish doctor, only to find herself sinking in a bog. Having learned of his pen pal’s true identity, Charlie bonds with him and makes a choice that will forever change the Gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012933 +0000" stop="20261008015112 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountain - S15E08</title>
    <desc>The Gang attempts to ascend a mountain in order for Charlie to fulfill an old and mysterious Irish burial tradition. But one by one, the Gang backs out until Charlie is left to honor the dead body alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015112 +0000" stop="20261008021401 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Inflates - S16E01</title>
    <desc>Dennis and Mac get into inflatable furniture to deal with the economy's inflation, while Dee tries to find a place to crash after being evicted by her greedy landlord and Charlie wants to pitch Frank his crypto/online investment idea. And in this inflation episode everything gets bigger - Dee's desperation, Mac's lips, and even Charlie's apartment!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021401 +0000" stop="20261008023609 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank Shoots Every Member of the Gang - S16E02</title>
    <desc>After Frank shoots Dennis and Dee, they resolve to take Frank's gun away. Mac and Charlie go on a road trip with their moms to get their inheritances -- for Mac, it's letters written by his grandfather which have fallen into his Uncle Donald's hands, while for Charlie, it's a jar of teeth that is now in the hands of his sisters, Bunny and Candy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023609 +0000" stop="20261008025752 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Gets Cursed - S16E03</title>
    <desc>The Gang's going to be on Bar Rescue but a series of bad omens leads them to believe they are all cursed. They set off to undo the curses and make amends to the people/things they've wronged. While Mac, who's on a run of good luck, meets Chase Utley and invites him for a catch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025752 +0000" stop="20261008031821 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank vs. Russia - S16E04</title>
    <desc>Charlie cheers on Frank at a local chess tournament against a Russian grandmaster. Dennis helps Mac and Dee find boyfriends after getting irritated by Mac's current boyfriend, Johnny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031821 +0000" stop="20261008033939 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celebrity Booze: The Ultimate Cash Grab - S16E05</title>
    <desc>When news spreads of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul's visit to Philadelphia to promote their Dos Hermanos mezcal brand, the Guys decide to pitch them their own liquor. And the Gang takes to the skies to get a taste of the glamorous high life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033939 +0000" stop="20261008040050 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Risk E. Rat's Pizza and Amusement Center - S16E06</title>
    <desc>The Gang goes to "Risk E. Rat's", their childhood version of Chuck E. Cheese, only to find all the riskiness that made it exciting has been systematically replaced with safety and overcautiousness. Dennis and Charlie try to find the old ride with the animatronic boobs. Dee takes Frank on a scavenger to find risqué jokes hidden throughout the establishment. Mac plays Skee-Ball to win tickets for a prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040050 +0000" stop="20261008042331 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Goes Bowling - S16E07</title>
    <desc>The guys crash Dee's bowling league night and compete in a Battle of the Sexes at a bowling alley owned by the McPoyles. Dee, The Waitress, Artemis, and Gail the Snail versus Dennis, Mac, Charlie, and Frank in a classic match to prove once and for all who has the upper hand in sports.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042331 +0000" stop="20261008044633 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day - S16E08</title>
    <desc>After a physical reveals that Dennis has elevated blood pressure, he decides to take a day away from The Gang to de-stress at the beach. But life has other plans, and his day spirals into a domino-chain of tech and customer service challenges until he can no longer contain his rage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044633 +0000" stop="20261008050933 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang F***s Up Abbott Elementary - S17E01</title>
    <desc>Months after the Gang visited, Abbott's Principal Ava walks viewers through some of the unseen footage of the Gang's volunteerism and reveals their true intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050933 +0000" stop="20261008053205 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank Is in a Coma - S17E02</title>
    <desc>The five stages of grief set in for Dee as Frank lies on his deathbed. Meanwhile, the Guys plot their new path forward by pitching their business ventures to Philadelphia's elite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053205 +0000" stop="20261008055428 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac and Dennis Become EMTs - S17E03</title>
    <desc>After witnessing EMTs resuscitate a Paddy's patron, Mac and Dennis set out to become the pinnacle of masculinity; Frank tries to prove a prank's innocence with The Lawyer; Dee attempts to hack her part-time side hustle with Charlie's help as he descends into the fast-paced life of a chef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055428 +0000" stop="20261008061511 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thought Leadership: A Corporate Conversation - S17E04</title>
    <desc>Desperate to stave off a public relations nightmare, the Gang embraces their newfound corporate professionalism to strategically scapegoat one Paddy's employee to fall on the proverbial sword.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061511 +0000" stop="20261008063531 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Goes to a Dog Track - S17E05</title>
    <desc>Frank attempts to win big with an old business associate at a West Virginia dog track; Dennis and Dee lose more than their shirts to gambling addiction; Mac and Charlie learn about a simpler way of life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063531 +0000" stop="20261008065748 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Overage Drinking: A National Concern - S17E06</title>
    <desc>When Tammy and Trey, now in their 40s, show up to remove their teenage son from Paddy's, Dennis and Dee attempt to reconnect with their former prom dates. Frank's sudden disappearance sends Mac and Charlie on a mission to track down his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065748 +0000" stop="20261008072152 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Gets Ready for Primetime - S17E07</title>
    <desc>Upon learning that Frank's making a "Hometown Visit" with his Golden Bachelor partners, the Gang rehearses their family dinner to appeal to America.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072152 +0000" stop="20261008074731 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Bachelor Live - S17E08</title>
    <desc>Host Jesse Palmer walks the audience through Frank's journey up until his final rose ceremony in the "Golden Bachelor" finale. But whom will he pick: a young internet celebrity, a confident woman his age, or a familiar face?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001529 +0000" stop="20261008005645 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven Just Got a Little Bit Smoother - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Liv has discovered there are more zombies living in Seattle than she previously believed. In fact, there’s a private military contractor employing a small zombie army, and that army is preparing for the day humans learn of their existence. Major was exonerated for the crimes of the Chaos Killer, but is still considered a pariah. He manages to land a job with the one and only place that will hire him. Meanwhile, Blaine is accused of lying.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Zombie Knows Best - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Liv, Clive and Ravi arrive at the scene to investigate a fatal car accident, they begin to suspect foul play was involved. Both starving, Liv and Major consume the brains of the accident victims, a well-meaning father and his angsty teenage daughter. Meanwhile, when Clive is brought in for questioning about a family that was murdered, he’s forced to reveal his past history with them. Lastly, Peyton extends an olive branch to Ravi, and Major hits a road block in his search for Natalie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013816 +0000" stop="20261008022007 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat, Pray, Liv - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To help Clive solve the murder of a lifestyle guru, Liv consumes his brain and takes on his zen approach to life. Ravi’s old boss, Katty Kupps, is getting closer to discovering the truth while also getting closer to Ravi. Meanwhile, Blaine and Peyton continue their budding friendship, much to Ravi’s dismay. Lastly, Major is struggling a bit at his new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022007 +0000" stop="20261008030156 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wag the Tongue Slowly - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Clive’s patience is tested when Liv consumes the brain of a murder victim who had the reputation of being the ultimate office gossip. Meanwhile, Blaine and Peyton continue to grow closer as they wait to see if Ravi is able to reverse the effects of the cure. Lastly, Major is one step away from fulfilling a promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030156 +0000" stop="20261008034336 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spanking the Zombie - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Liv consumes the brains of a dominatrix, her bossy and controlling personality makes everyone a little uncomfortable, especially Clive. Meanwhile, Blaine and Peyton have a heart-to-heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034336 +0000" stop="20261008042521 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some like It Hot Mess - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Liv becomes unpredictable after consuming the brain of an irresponsible narcissist. Ravi suffers a major setback in the search for a cure. Peyton receives some shocking news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042521 +0000" stop="20261008050704 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirt Nap Time - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Liv and Clive work together to solve the murder of a very charming, but womanizing, preschool teacher, things get interesting when they bring his jealous girlfriend Piper in for questioning. Meanwhile, Peyton is assigned a very interesting case. Lastly, Blaine finds himself in a bad situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050704 +0000" stop="20261008054852 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat a Knievel - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Liv shares the brain of a former daredevil with her new boyfriend, and the experience brings them closer. Blaine is back to his old ways. Meanwhile, Ravi makes progress in his new research. Finally, a discovery is made that could put Major in grave danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054852 +0000" stop="20261008063038 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty-Sided, Die - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When a Dungeon Master is killed, Liv and Clive discover he was up to more than just playing in his mother's basement. Meanwhile, Blaine's experiment does not go as planned. Lastly, Ravi stumbles across some new information that could prove deadly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063038 +0000" stop="20261008071223 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Dead Guy - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Peyton and Liv find themselves on a surprising wild goose chase. Ravi is terrified when the zombie truth hunters' plans are revealed. Elsewhere, Major finds comfort in an unexpected - and perhaps unwelcome - friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071223 +0000" stop="20261008075349 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conspiracy Weary - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Liv and Blaine come to the rescue of one of their own. They consume the brains of a conspiracy theorist and paranoia ensues. Meanwhile, as they continue to search for conspiracy theories that may or may not exist, Liv researches Major’s new friend. Finally, Ravi makes a surprising discovery of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000501 +0000" stop="20261008005030 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The JAG team discovers an evil plot by a rogue CIA agent after two attempts are made on Admiral Chegwidden's life.
After Harm and Mac uncover the fact that all the members of the admiral's former SEAL team have recently died under mysterious circumstances, the JAG team learns that Chegwidden and his team were part of a CIA-controlled SEAL mission during the Vietnam war. Suspecting that the murder attempts may be connected to the mission, they start an investigation that leads to the rogue agent's plot to eliminate all witnesses to a terrible incident that occurred during the mission. But when the assassin kills Chegwidden's girlfriend, he decides to take care of the job himself -- even if it means losing his stripes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005030 +0000" stop="20261008013636 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Engagement - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Harm and Mac play a deadly game of hide-and-seek in the Appalachian mountains when they are tracked by backwoodsmen poachers who have just killed a game warden.
While on their day off, Harm takes Mac for a flight in his vintage airplane, only to be forced to make an emergency landing in a mountain clearing because of mechanical problems. While in search of help, they unwittingly surprise a band of poachers who have just murdered a game warden and who are now determined to kill Harm and Mac. Their lives in jeopardy, Harm and Mac must utilize every evasive military maneuver they've ever learned in order to escape the murderers who are now hunting them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013636 +0000" stop="20261008022325 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington Holiday - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Harm is assigned to escort a rambunctious and ravishing Romanian princess, whose life has been threatened if her father petitions to join NATO. Meanwhile, Bud wrestles with starting a romance with Ens. Harriet Sims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022325 +0000" stop="20261008030923 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game of Go - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A Colombian drug lord wants to deal for the life of a Marine who was left behind when the covert mission to kidnap him went awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030923 +0000" stop="20261008035500 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force Recon - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Harm goes undercover as a Marine gunnery sergeant to help Mac in her investigation of questionable Marine training methods and becomes a victim of unsafe maneuvers himself.
While undercover, Harm learns that the tough-as-nails officer in charge of Force Recon training, Capt. Koonan, introduces unexpected problems into the training missions as a means of teaching the men to react quickly to surprises during combat. In addition to testing the Marines' mettle, the method also doubles their chances of returning safely from combat. However, in the mission in which Harm is involved, the method backfires dramatically, leaving five men trapped in a training maneuver destined for a disaster that even Capt. Koonan can't reverse, and it's up to Harm to get the trainees -- and himself -- out safely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035500 +0000" stop="20261008044115 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guardian - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Harm and Mac defend a former Navy Seal, now a homeless man, but still a highly trained killing machine, who is accused of using excessive force in killing three men who tried to hold up a convenience store.
It seems like an open-and-shut case of triple homicide until Harm and Mac discover that the former Seal, Paul Bauwer acted instinctively at the store as he sought to protect a young boy -- who happened to be his estranged son but didn't recognize him. Bauwer, embarrassed by his own vagrancy, wants to keep his identity a secret from his son. As a result, Harm and Mac must devise a successful defense without divulging their client's relationship to the only witness to the incident, while at the same time proving that Bauwer acted in an appropriate manner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044115 +0000" stop="20261008052808 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code Blue - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Hospitalized with a knee injury, Harm is forced to take action when the Hamas, a terrorist Islamic Resistance group, takes the hospital hostage.
An Israeli diplomat undergoing a heart transplant provides the Hamas terrorists with the perfect negotiating tool. They take over the operating room -- as well as the entire hospital -- and use the diplomat as leverage while demanding the release of one of their imprisoned leaders. Meanwhile, Mac is trapped in the hospital cafeteria trying to negotiate with two terrorists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052808 +0000" stop="20261008061443 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboys and Cossacks - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Harm, Mac and Bud are assigned sea duty to be official observers during a joint war games exercise between U.S. and Russian naval forces, but the games take a deadly turn when the rival captains decide to make the battle real -- and Harm, Mac and Bud are trapped on board the warring ships.
The captains are bitter enemies from Cold War days and have deemed this their final grudge match. Both are determined to make it a battle to the death, even if it means going down with their ships -- and taking everyone on board with them -- and it's up to Harm and Bud to defuse what could become World War III.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061443 +0000" stop="20261008070134 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rendezvous - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Harm and Mac find themselves courtroom adversaries when Mac is assigned to defend an admitted wife abuser whom Harm is prosecuting for the murder of his wife's boyfriend.
Mac finds herself detesting the man whom she is supposed to be defending -- a man who reminds her all too well of her abusive father. Meaning well, Harm advises Mac that she's letting her personal feelings get in the way of her professional duties, but the advice enrages Mac and she takes out her anger on Harm as well as her client.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070134 +0000" stop="20261008074737 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Ship - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Harm and Mac investigate the murder of a Navy pilot whose body was found hidden aboard a decommissioned aircraft carrier, the USS Hornet. Harm also discovers evidence that his father, an MIA from the Vietnam War, may be alive and under KGB control in Russia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000309 +0000" stop="20261008002538 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul Mate to Cellmate - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jamie becomes enamored with a woman--until he finds out that she's married to a convict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002538 +0000" stop="20261008004807 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa Don't Preach - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A minister's daughter finds that she likes performing with Jamie's band more than singing in the church choir.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004807 +0000" stop="20261008011037 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Convent-ional Gifts - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jamie's bawdy present for Braxton winds up in the hands of Helen (Ellia English), who mistakes it for a gift she's giving a nun. Mother Superior: Helen Martin. Fancy: Garcelle Beauvais. Junior: Garrett Morris. Annabeth: Ella Joyce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011037 +0000" stop="20261008013241 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passenger 187 - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jamie's first time on an airplane turns into an adventure after a little bad pork---and a lot of alcohol---leaves the pilot incapacitated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013241 +0000" stop="20261008015510 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't Nothin' Happenin' Cap'n - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Jamie (Jamie Foxx) is unable to perform when Fancy (Garcelle Beauvais) challenges him to meet her in her bedroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015510 +0000" stop="20261008021741 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's All Good, Fellas - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Jamie saves the life of a mobster, who in turn offers to ""eliminate"" a fitness instructor who's caught Fancy's eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021741 +0000" stop="20261008024011 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Ain't Gotta Go Home, But... - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Financial woes cause Braxton and Jamie to become an odd couple of roommates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024011 +0000" stop="20261008030243 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Afterschool Special - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Jamie's young pal Nelson (Orlando Brown) gets his hands on a gun after being worked over by a schoolyard bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030243 +0000" stop="20261008032515 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Too Sexy for This Shot - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Jamie and Braxton find what appear to be nude pictures of Fancy (Garcelle Beauvais) on the Internet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032515 +0000" stop="20261008034749 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Jamie Got His Groove Back - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Jamie is involved in a fender bender with vocalists K-Ci and Jo Jo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034749 +0000" stop="20261008041016 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jamie Returns - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jamie returns from his tour with K-Ci and Jo Jo to find that Fancy (Garcelle Beauvais) has moved on without him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041016 +0000" stop="20261008043246 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jamie feels guilty after his deception causes problems between Fancy (Garcelle Beauvais) and Silas (Alan F. Smith); Helen and Junior (Garrett Morris) learn that honesty isn't always the best policy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043246 +0000" stop="20261008045515 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men-o-pause - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Helen's youthful new look leaves Junior feeling like a senior citizen, so he asks for Jamie's help---and ends up with a makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045515 +0000" stop="20261008051744 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swing Out Sister - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jamie's little sister, Kim, visits from Texas with big plans that her meddlesome brother objects to. Meanwhile, things begin to heat up between Braxton and his new friend Cameron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051744 +0000" stop="20261008054015 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is There a Doctor in the House? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Silas gets called into surgery, Jamie steps in to escort Fancy to her high-school reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054015 +0000" stop="20261008060243 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jamie tries to reunite Braxton with an old girlfriend, not realizing that Braxton is already seeing the GPS Girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060243 +0000" stop="20261008062443 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Don't Do It - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jamie's mother (JoMarie Payton) is engaged to a younger man (Gerald Levert).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062443 +0000" stop="20261008064711 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Got No Game - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Jamie takes on the challenge of coaching a Pee-Wee basketball team, but gets frustrated during a game and challenges the opposing coach to a personal grudge match. The opposing coach, who is an NBA player is sure to beat Jamie, unless Jamie can find some help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064711 +0000" stop="20261008070941 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonesome Cow-Bro - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Junior and Helen tell Jamie the story of their ancestors' first hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070941 +0000" stop="20261008073211 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Day-Ja Vu - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jamie has his own version of Ground Hog Day by reliving Christmas Eve as a mall Santa puts a curse on him to teach him the meanig of Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073211 +0000" stop="20261008075442 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps for Royal - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jamie tries to reunite Uncle Junior with his long-lost best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000312 +0000" stop="20261008005345 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at Totleigh Towers - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Bertie goes to Totleigh Towers at Stephanie "Stiffy" Byng's request. She wants him to steal an African statue which she thinks is evil. Gussie Fink-Nottle at Madeline Bassett's request has become a vegetarian, but this is too much for him and he falls for the cook (Emerald) who has been feeding him steak and kidney pie at midnight. Madeline, with Gussie out of the way, falls for Bertie, who steals the statue but has to return it when the owner (Major Plank) will not buy it back. Bertie then blacks up to pretend to be an African wanting to get the statue back for his tribe, just as the real Africans turn up. Jeeves can sort things out though, for a price.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005345 +0000" stop="20261008014454 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ties That Bind - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Bertie is at Totleigh Towers for the marriage of Roderick Spode and Madeline Bassett. Friend Ginger Winship is engaged to Lady Florence Craye so Bertie thinks that he's finally safe as far as marriage is concerned. However, Parliamentary candidate Ginger falls for his secretary and throws the Parliamentary election, causing Florence to dump him, and Spode decides to stand in his place, throwing in his title and causing Madeline to dump him. Both women now have their eyes firmly set on Bertie. Meanwhile the Butlers' and Valets' book from the Ganymede Club has been stolen, having all the secrets of the people they worked for. Also there is a problem with the drains at Totleigh Towers so Bertie calls in Tuppy Glossop, who has bought a new invention which clears drains, or so he believes, but when he tries it out it makes things far worse. The show ends with Bertie getting the blame for a spoiled wedding and with the guests chasing him and Jeeves widdershins around a church while the end titles come up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014454 +0000" stop="20261008023539 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeeves' Arrival - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Aunt Agatha wants Bertie to marry Honoria Glossop so that she will mould his character and infuse much needed strong blood in the Wooster line.  But old chum Bingo Little is in love with her, so Bertie hatches a scheme to set things straight. Luckily, Jeeves has arrived to save Bertie from his own schemes (and hangovers).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023539 +0000" stop="20261008032607 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuppy and the Terrier - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After a round of golf with Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps, Bertie find trouble in the form of Bobbie Wickham, first involving hot-water bottle piercing, then by giving away Aunt Agatha's dog to a broadway producer. Meanwhile Tuppy's become infatuated with an Opera singer and Jeeves hatches a plan involving a little concert in which Bertie must sing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032607 +0000" stop="20261008041542 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purity of the Turf - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle George has become engaged to a young waitress and Aunt Agatha wants Bertie to offer her a hundred pounds to end the scandalous engagement, but Jeeves has other plans.  Then it's off to Twing Hall where Lady Wickhammersley has banned gambling due to an unfortunate incident in which Lord Wickhammersley lost the East Wing with a bad hand.  So Bertie, Bingo, and Jeeves start gambling on events in the village fair, such as the Boys and Girls Mixed Animal Potato Race and the Mothers Sack Race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041542 +0000" stop="20261008050417 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunger Strike - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dahlia coerces Bertie into handing out the prizes at Market Snodsbury Grammar School by threatening to withhold the services of her master chef, Anatole. Newt-fancier Gussie Fink-Nottle comes to Jeeves for advice about Madeline Bassett, with whom he is enamoured. Since she is staying at Brinkley Court with Aunt Dahlia, Bertie delegates Gussie to give the prizes.

Bertie tries to sort out Tuppy Glossop and Angela Travers's relationship, Gussie and Madeline's relationship, and an issue Aunt Dahlia has with her husband — all without the help of Jeeves. Disaster ensues when he recommends that they go without dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050417 +0000" stop="20261008055320 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Anatole Return to Brinkley Court? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jeeves returns to London to persuade Anatole to return to Brinkley Court, whereto Bertie subsequently goes to reconcile Angela Travers with Tuppy Glossop, who is growing increasingly suspicious and jealous of his relationship with her.

In order to bolster Gussie Fink-Nottle's courage to deliver the prizes and propose to Madeline Bassett, both Bertie and Jeeves spike his orange juice. Jeeves finally sorts out all the fractured relationships with a plan to set off the fire alarm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055320 +0000" stop="20261008064454 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeeves Saves the Cow-Creamer - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Aunt Dahlia sends Bertie to sneer at an 18th century cow creamer in order to reduce the price for Uncle Tom.  But when he makes a mess of the job rival silver collector Sir Watkin Bassett gets ahold of it.  So Bertie goes off to Totleigh Towers where everyone either wants Bertie to steal the cow-creamer, or threatens to beat him to a jelly if he does.  Stiffy Byng, Stinker Pinker, and Aunt Dahlia being of the former category, and the Amateur Dictator Roderick Spode and Sir Watkin Bassett being of the latter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064454 +0000" stop="20261008073604 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bassetts' Fancy Dress Ball - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gussie Fink-Nottle has been keeping a notebook containing insulting observations on Sir Watkyn Bassett and Sir Roderick Spode, in order to keep his courage up about them. When he loses the notebook, he calls on Bertie to help find it.

The Rev. Harold "Stinker" Pinker and Stephanie "Stiffy" Byng wish to marry, but Stiffy's guardian Sir Watkyn doesn't approve. Stiffy blackmails Bertie into helping her convince her guardian otherwise.

Meanwhile Bertie comes into possession of a policeman's helmet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002452 +0000" stop="20261008004943 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me and Billy Dee - S05E07</title>
    <desc>At the last minute, George's speaker at a benefit cancels which leaves him scrambeling to find a celebrity to speak.  He sets out to rope Billy Dee Williams into speaking even considering getting a celebrity look-alike.  However, George passes himself off as Alex Haley, and Billy Dee agress to speak.  Meanwhile, an excited Florence is let down when she mistakes Billy Dee, her idol, for an impersonator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004943 +0000" stop="20261008011437 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half a Brother - S05E08</title>
    <desc>George is being considered for a position on a bank's board of directors and when a banker comes over to interview him, Alan and the banker's daughter hit it off.  This leads George to worry that because Alan is half black this will jeopardize his chances of getting the position.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011437 +0000" stop="20261008014322 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Are Friends For? - S05E09</title>
    <desc>George is thrilled to get a visit from his favorite cousin, Dusty.  George's thrill turns to shock when Dusty asks George for a kidney since his are failing.  This leads George to take a long hard look at the pros and cons of parting with one of his organs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014322 +0000" stop="20261008020811 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George, Who? - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Louise is convinced that George and her are in a routine, something that George scoffs at.  However, their routine gets shaken up after Louise is brutally mugged resulting in her getting amnesia.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Harry's House Guest - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Harry practically moves into the Jefferson's apartment to avoid his annoying house guest, Felicia.  George tries to help him out by giving him tips to throw her out but this results in Felicia thinking that Harry is proposing.</desc>
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    <title>George Finds a Father - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Christmas season brings old friends, Buddy and Zeke, to the Jefferson apartment.  With them comes along a long buried secret, one that George can't handle.  Buddy and George's mother were once lovers.</desc>
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    <title>Louise's Sister - S05E13</title>
    <desc>George is planning a surprise party for Louise in which her gift is a surprise visit from her sister, Maxine.  When Louise has a strange reaction to her sister, George is puzzled, unknown to him, her reasons stem to her and Maxine's childhood.</desc>
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    <title>Louise's Reunion - S05E14</title>
    <desc>On the evening of her class reunion, Louise discovers in George's will that all of his money would go to her on the condition that she never remarries.  This obviously prompts yet another argument resulting in Louise attending her reunion without George.</desc>
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    <title>A Bedtime Story - S05E15</title>
    <desc>George is trying to hide his impotence from Louise and explores many means to cure his problem, including, oysters, medications and even a sex therapist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041218 +0000" stop="20261008043718 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Florence Meets Mr. Right - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Florence's latest boyfriend, Buzz Thatcher, proposes marriage which she accepts happily.  However, his religious attitudes give Louise a bad feeling about the whole thing.</desc>
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    <title>Louise's Award - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Louise is excited that she's being considered to receive the Volunteer of the Year award due to her work down at the Help Center.  However, what she doesn't know is that George is planning to make sure she wins the award by bribing one of the judges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050207 +0000" stop="20261008052707 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Woman - S05E18</title>
    <desc>A business trip of Tom's sparks an argument between him and Helen which gets even worse when she discovers that a beautiful blond is accompanying him.</desc>
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    <title>The Hold Out - S05E19</title>
    <desc>George becomes the holdout when he refuses to sell his first store to a company who is buying up all the buildings on the block.  His strategy, holdout to up the offer despite the fact that the company plans to build an expensive apartment building which would put those living there now, out on the street.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055156 +0000" stop="20261008061403 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ones You Love - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Tom and Alan's fight causes a fight to erupt between George and Louise on the same evening a reporter from Black Life Magazine is to interview them on the subject of happily married life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061403 +0000" stop="20261008063903 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Night Fever - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Louise turns down an offer to be in a play being put on by the Help Center because she wants to spend her evenings with George.  However, after an evening at a disco, George catches disco fever and begins spending all night every night at the local disco.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063903 +0000" stop="20261008070404 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Faces of Florence - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Florence is reading a novel in which a woman pretends to be different people this gives Florence the idea to act like different people to attract men.  While down at the Help Center, she tries it out on a man, unknown to her he's a psychiatrist who becomes convinced Florence has multiple personalities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070404 +0000" stop="20261008072853 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louise's Convention - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Helen gives Louise the news that both of them have been invited to California to attend a convention, however, the planned trip coincides with the date of her wedding anniversary.  Meanwhile, George mistakenly plans a business meeting on his anniversary and later at home happily allows Louise to go to California but his joy arouses suspicions in her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072853 +0000" stop="20261008075355 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freeze-in - S05E24</title>
    <desc>When the heat goes out in a few of the apartments in the building, Harry, Tom and Helen convene at the Jefferson's heated apartment, causing cramped space and sore feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000141 +0000" stop="20261008004233 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merp Walk - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jenni's injury is examined; Mike considers taking his relationship with Paula to the next level.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004233 +0000" stop="20261008012326 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Make It Official - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Jenni fears that her relationship with Roger is in jeopardy; Mike has second thoughts about his relationship with Paula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012326 +0000" stop="20261008020418 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Meatballs of Fire - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Mike is confused by relationship rules; Deena goes back to her meatball ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020418 +0000" stop="20261008024533 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control the Crazy - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Sammi confronts Deena about her antics; Mike and the roommates learn about Paula's wild side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024533 +0000" stop="20261008032509 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make It Unofficial - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Jenni plans a shower for Snooki; the guys support Mike's decision to break up with Paula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032509 +0000" stop="20261008040454 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shore Shower - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Meatballs reconnect; the house discusses Jionni's failings as a father; Vinny nearly has a threesome; Vinny is nervous about Jionni's reaction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040454 +0000" stop="20261008044607 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awkward! - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Vinny and Jionni resolve their differences; Mike acknowledges his past mistakes and attempts to make amends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044607 +0000" stop="20261008052728 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raining Men &amp; Meatballs - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The roommates hold auditions for a temporary party pal for Deena; Mike reveals he used to be a stripper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052728 +0000" stop="20261008060817 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Icing on the Cake - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The roommates' final summer in Seaside Heights comes to a close in the series finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060817 +0000" stop="20261008064949 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Family - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Summer at the Jersey Shore kicks off when eight soon-to-be roommates move into their summer share. Romance heats up between Sammy and Mike, but all might be lost when the guys invite three random girls to join them in the hot tub. Meanwhile, Snookie comes on way too strong, and finds herself the outcast. She can only hope that first impressions won't be lasting impressions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064949 +0000" stop="20261008072758 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tanned Triangle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Still feeling like the outcast, Snookie tells the others that she's leaving the Shore. And the roommates' first night out at the club gets flirty, proving that the boyfriends back home might, in fact, have something to worry about. And what started with Mike and Sammy turns into a love triangle that threatens to divide the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001645 +0000" stop="20261008004237 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Visit from Grandpa - S01E11</title>
    <desc>George's father visits. On his way he fixes a lady's vehicle, they exchange addresses. Because of some miscommunication the Jetson family think they got involved while in reality grandpa just baby-sits for someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004237 +0000" stop="20261008010838 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astro's Top Secret - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Another tale of Big Business competition: At the Moonside Country Club, Spacely and Cogswell each vow to put the other out of business. Spacely thinks his ticket is Astro the flying dog. He ultimately discovers that Astro has only swallowed a flying toy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010838 +0000" stop="20261008013419 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Venus - S01E13</title>
    <desc>George and Jane visit Las Venus for gambling and entertainment. The trip is paid by Spacely because George has to try to sell some sprockets to a female client. Now George has to please his wife and the client.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013419 +0000" stop="20261008020009 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elroy's Pal - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Elroy's wins a contest to meet his big hero 'Nimbus the Great' from the TV show. Unfortunately the player is very ill and cannot come. George stands up for Elroy and visits 'Nimbus' to prevent a disappointment for Elroy. The only solution is to have George wear a Nimbus suit and visit Elroy ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020009 +0000" stop="20261008022552 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test Pilot - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spacely wants to test a new everything-proof jacket. By mistake George's doctor tells him he has only a couple of days left to live. Now who would be a better victim to test the jacket than George?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022552 +0000" stop="20261008025145 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Millionaire Astro - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Astro turns out to be the long-lost dog of a millionaire. The Jetsons have to let Astro go. Now Astro has everything a dog can wish for, except the love of the Jetson family ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025145 +0000" stop="20261008031736 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Man - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Compression technique explained The Jetson way. Without the decompression mechanism working George is reduced to a mere 6 inches. The only way to fix the decompression system is by replacing parts manufactured by the big competitor: Cogswell Cogs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031736 +0000" stop="20261008034327 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jane's Driving Lesson - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jane gets fed up with public transportation and decides to take driving lessons. After all, Elroy can get a learner's permit when he's 8 years old, so Jane should be able to get driving lessons, can't she? Her talents scare the teacher so much, he   goes back hunting wild lions again. Accidentally Jane thinks she's got a new instructor while that persons turns out to be a crook on the run ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034327 +0000" stop="20261008040918 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.I. Jetson - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Private Jetson is drafted, as George is a family man he gets a full two minutes to report for duty. They're all given an aptitude test, and one not-so-bright recruit jams a square peg into a round hole, whereupon the automated grading program determines that his 'original thinking shows leadership potential' and makes him a general. Spacely turns out to be the commanding officer and the site is a full 10 minutes away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040918 +0000" stop="20261008043520 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Solar System - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Jane decides to enter the Miss Solar System contest without George knowing.  However, Spacely Sprockets is sponsoring the contest.  George &amp; Mr. Spacely are judges, but Mrs. Spacely removes her husband from the judges' stand &amp; George is the ""Mystery Judge"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043520 +0000" stop="20261008050102 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Property - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A new building is built next to Spacely's company. The owner of the new plant turns out to be Cogswell and George finds out the new building is 6 inches over Spacely's property. Spacely makes Cogswell walk on his hands and knees, Jetson is promoted. That is until it turns out Spacely's existing building is actually 6' over Cogswell's ground ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050102 +0000" stop="20261008052654 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude Planet - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jane badly needs some rest and goes to 'Dude Planet' with a friend. The rest of the family stays at home and tries to run the household.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052654 +0000" stop="20261008055244 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV or Not TV - S01E23</title>
    <desc>George and Astro accidentally see and robbery. That is: they THINK they witness a robbery. It turns out they were in a movie-set. To prevent a law suit the producer does everything to buy them out, while George and Astro do everything possible to avoid being caught by the 'robbers'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055244 +0000" stop="20261008061835 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elroy's Mob - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A bad sneaky student switches Elroy's report tape with his own, which consists of 4 D's, a "F", and a "H", but Elroy's family doesn't believe him so he runs away with Astro and gets mixed up with a mob who's robbing a bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061835 +0000" stop="20261008064036 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elroy Meets Orbitty - S02E01</title>
    <desc>On a field trip to mars Elroy picks up a remarkable looking stone and takes it home. It turns out to be the egg of a rare pet. The Jetsons decide to keep the pet and call it Orbitty. Orbitty turns all kinds of colors to show his emotions.  He can fix machines unlike a gremlin who usually sabotages them.  He also has spring-like legs, enabling him to bounce, and has plunger-like legs that makes him stick to many surfaces.  He often uses them to hang from the ceiling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064036 +0000" stop="20261008070236 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rosie Come Home - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Due to a malfunction in her systems, Rosie believes that she is about to be replaced, so she runs off and is nearly crushed within a car destroyer, until the Jetsons are able to convince her that she is a part of the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070236 +0000" stop="20261008072438 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solar Snoops - S02E03</title>
    <desc>An unknown package delivered to Spacely Sprockets contains a robot sentry dog named "Sentro", and Spacely decides to use it to guard his "Chocolate Microchip Cookie". However, the "Galactic Sneak"—a spy for Cogswell Cogs—has pulled a Trojan-Horse–type move by hiding inside Sentro's body to infiltrate Spacely's plant. When he and Sentro steal the prototype Microchip Cookie, it's up to George Jetson—who discovers a want-ad in the news for an executive secretary for Cogswell Cogs—to become "Georgina Jetstream", infiltrate Cogswell Cogs, and get Spacely's cookie back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072438 +0000" stop="20261008074640 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judy's Birthday Surprise - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Judy seems to think that nobody remembered her birthday, until one of the more unpopular kids shows her that she is indeed loved; and is shocked to discover that nobody said anything about her birthday, but was surprised when everyone, including Mr. Spacely, throws her one of the best surprise parties ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002043 +0000" stop="20261008004111 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pilot episode introducing Jim, his family, and friends as he struggles to find balance between fatherhood, comedy, and food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004111 +0000" stop="20261008010226 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Velvet If You Please - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to stop eating junk food and is then faced with his greatest challenge: a child's birthday cake. A hungover Dave goes with Jim to a kid's birthday party where unbeknownst to him, he is mistaken as a homeless man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010226 +0000" stop="20261008012341 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night at the Plaza - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jim plans a romantic anniversary that includes a Broadway show and stay at The Plaza hotel. The night is interrupted by visits from Daniel, Dave, Dave’s girlfriend and her jealous ex. Not quite the anniversary Jim had planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012341 +0000" stop="20261008014411 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Name of the Father - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jim and Jeannie help Daniel deal with the tension between him and his father by having dinner with the two of them. Later, Dave joins the group for a crazy night out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014411 +0000" stop="20261008020442 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Great Daddy Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jeannie asks Jim to run some important errands, including dropping off their daughter's application to a prestigious Catholic girls' school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020442 +0000" stop="20261008022557 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim upsets Jeannie when he celebrates Dave's birthday instead of hers, even though Jeannie requested no celebration for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022557 +0000" stop="20261008024657 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend the Priest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim has finally been asked to do “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.” Jeannie, trying to make a friendship happen between Jim and their Priest Father Nicholas, invites him to tag along. An already nervous Jim is not pleased.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024657 +0000" stop="20261008030758 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superdad - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up being featured on a magazine cover, but Jeannie is upset when the accompanying article doesn't mention her at all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030758 +0000" stop="20261008032900 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bible Story - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After Jim is photographed holding a Bible, he finds himself at the center of a firestorm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032900 +0000" stop="20261008035001 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maria - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After one of Jim's creepy friends asks Jeannie's sister out, Jim and Jeannie spend the night out in town hunting her down trying to stop what ever may happen from happening. Meanwhile Jim tries to eat and enjoy himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035001 +0000" stop="20261008041102 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonderful - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After getting frustrated with sick, lice-infested children, Jim wishes that he never got married and became a father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041102 +0000" stop="20261008043133 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Calling - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim searches for his purpose in life and finds startling answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043133 +0000" stop="20261008045204 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jim is jailed and placed on trial for a crime he may or may not have committed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045204 +0000" stop="20261008051253 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jim receives the opportunity of a lifetime but it's a tough pill to swallow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051253 +0000" stop="20261008053324 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The List - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim faces a harsh reality on where he stands in public perception and undertakes a quest to regain his position.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053324 +0000" stop="20261008055351 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (1) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to help his friend Dave who has hit a low point in his career.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055351 +0000" stop="20261008061422 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (2) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim finds out that a huge movie star has taken an interest in him and flies to LA for an exciting project. But will his nerves get the better of him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061422 +0000" stop="20261008063453 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (3) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is enlisted to help Dave with a project and things get completely out of control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063453 +0000" stop="20261008065459 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Said She Said - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim and Jeannie have a huge fight and seek Father Nicholas's counsel only to discover what they are truly in conflict about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065459 +0000" stop="20261008071530 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother's Keeper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jim’s brother visits New York and makes a life altering decision. Jim must decide if he should support his brother or follow his heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071530 +0000" stop="20261008073645 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim at the Museum - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim takes all of his kids to the museum by himself and has an adventure that no one will forget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073645 +0000" stop="20261008075716 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bosom Buddies - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jeannie heads out of town with the kids and Jim navigates New York City alone for the weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003717 +0000" stop="20261008013454 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving My Tears 'Til It’s Official - S02E03</title>
    <desc>At trial, prosecutors revisit the 1982 disappearance of Bob’s first wife Kathie and make the case that Susan helped Bob cover up the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013454 +0000" stop="20261008022243 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unluckiest Man in the World - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Longtime Durst confidant Stewart Altman defends him on the stand, but when his wife Emily testifies, she reveals crucial new details.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022243 +0000" stop="20261008031853 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mostly the Truth - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Bob takes the stand to tell his version of events, but on cross-examination finds prosecutor Lewin better-prepared than he anticipated.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>It Takes a Village - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After Bob’s death, Kathie’s family files a lawsuit against his estate – forcing his friends and family to go on the record.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 1: A Body in the Bay - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A bizarre 2001 murder in Texas resurrects public interest surrounding NYC real-estate scion Robert Durst, who sits down with filmmaker Andrew Jarecki for an exclusive one-on-one interview.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter 2: Poor Little Rich Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Interviewed by Andrew Jarecki, Robert Durst recalls seeing his mother's tragic death when he was seven and opens up about the marital travails that preceded his wife Kathie's disappearance in 1982.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter 3: The Gangster's Daughter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nearly 20 years after his wife disappeared, Robert Durst makes headlines again when his longtime confidante Susan Berman – a potential witness in the disappearance of Kathie Durst – is murdered in LA.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter 4: The State of Texas vs. Robert Durst - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Two years after the body of Morris Black washed up on the shores of Galveston, TX, Robert Durst goes on trial with a formidable team of attorneys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001339 +0000" stop="20261008003546 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hold That Schmoe - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Knowing that it will sell millions, Johnny tries to get the first issue of ""Man Bean, The Bean That Walks Like A Man"" but it is guarded by a ghost! He and Carl try to take it on The Real Ghostbusters-style!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003546 +0000" stop="20261008004053 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candidate Johnny - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Carl both try to run for Litter Commissioner in order to pick up girls!
Air Bravo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004053 +0000" stop="20261008010259 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Bravo - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Johnny meets Enormous Ferguson the famous basketball player and wants to help him and his the Pogatuck Ferrets take on the Townsville Titans!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010259 +0000" stop="20261008012504 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny B. Badd - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Suzy's Funky Monkey song is a hit with the neighbours and Pops decides to make her, Carl and Mama stars! But Johnny wants to be the lead singer so Pops cuts the microphone cord to make things safe!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012504 +0000" stop="20261008014712 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoop Bravo - S03E10</title>
    <desc>In order to impress a beautiful newspaper editor. Johnny tries to follow a story that proves that cats are actually aliens from outer space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014712 +0000" stop="20261008020916 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Johnny - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Johnny continues to shrink and shrink until he is extremely tiny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020916 +0000" stop="20261008023120 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BackDaft - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Johnny signs up to be a fireman (to impress chicks) but can't do anything right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023120 +0000" stop="20261008025324 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Johnny Bravo Affair - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Johnny falls asleep in a mummy casket and is awoken when a cat burgler tries to steal the largest piece of cubic serconium. But after he accidentally eats it he is kidnapped and taken back to her place (to his excitement) where Mama saves him</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025324 +0000" stop="20261008030120 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biosphere Johnny - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Johnny locks himself in the biosphere with a pretty lady scientist, Carl and others where he destroys all their resources making it so unless they eat someone they all will starve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030120 +0000" stop="20261008030856 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spa Spaz - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet girls. The manager sees how many toxins are in his system and decides that she will take him as her project that will ""put her spa on the map.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030856 +0000" stop="20261008031635 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fool for a Day - S03E16</title>
    <desc>After being the butt of everyone's April Fool's jokes(including Little Suzy's class) Johnny thinks for a day about a way to get back at there teacher but when he does it isn't April Fool's anymore and the teacher beats him up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031635 +0000" stop="20261008032433 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Your Dreams - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Johnny finally meets the girl of his dreams...in his dreams, at Carl's sleep clinic and as his dreams become nightmares he endures them to meet up again with his dream girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032433 +0000" stop="20261008034703 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Like It Stupid - S03E18</title>
    <desc>On the run from Fish Lips Malone, Johnny and Carl disguise themselves as women for the Miss Perky beauty pagent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034703 +0000" stop="20261008035441 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dental Hijinks - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Johnny has to go to the dentist because of a toothache and johnny is trying to escape the dentist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035441 +0000" stop="20261008040238 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Johnny - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Johnny is trying to get Squid Ringo's tungsten knuckles and they do not have anymore of Krelmann's Prune Spread and he thinks Suzy is taking some to her grandmother who lives in the woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040238 +0000" stop="20261008041017 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pouch Potato - S03E21</title>
    <desc>After being kicked off an outback tour he is adopted by a Mama 'Roo but he is an outcast untill he defends the herd from the infamous Boomerang Caine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041017 +0000" stop="20261008041754 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jurassic Dork - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches! Now Johnny must keep his new pet, named Mr. Wuggles, from reaking havoc in Aron City!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041754 +0000" stop="20261008042551 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mascot Academy - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player.  Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a ""stinky fish head"" to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042551 +0000" stop="20261008043321 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Johnny - S03E24</title>
    <desc>While applying for Dodgeball Camp, Johnny accidentally signs up the army and has to deal with the roughest drill instructor ever, Sergent Trixie (who happens to be really cute).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043321 +0000" stop="20261008044014 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny on Ice! - S03E25</title>
    <desc>While on a trip to the mountains, Johnny is frozen and thawed out by a scientist who thinks he's a primitive caveman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044014 +0000" stop="20261008044649 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Mama - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Bunny goes on a vacation to Las Vegas, and puts a robot mother in her place to take care of Johnny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044649 +0000" stop="20261008045205 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>20,000 Leagues Over My Head - S03E27</title>
    <desc>While searching for Clam-League 9000 toys, Johnny works with an environmentalist named Debbie to save fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045205 +0000" stop="20261008045908 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Johnny - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and he finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045908 +0000" stop="20261008050543 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Angry Bravo - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Johnny goes to a Court House.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050543 +0000" stop="20261008051314 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnival of the Darned - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Johnny runs away from home after blowing up the microwave oven and joins a freak show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051314 +0000" stop="20261008052017 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Walk on the Stupid Side - S03E31</title>
    <desc>Suzy convinces Johnny to walk for charity but after walking around the world accidentally. They must stop him or else with there donations they'll need to pay billions of dollars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052017 +0000" stop="20261008052652 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lone Star Bravo - S03E32</title>
    <desc>While looking at the family scrapbook, Mama tells Johnny the tail of Lonestar Bravo and how he became the sherrif of Moist Rock to impress frontier chicks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052652 +0000" stop="20261008053403 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Chipmunk - S03E33</title>
    <desc>When a chipmunk falls in Johnny's shirt during a karate match and ends up leveling everyone. His Master's rival is so impressed he kidnapps Johnny until he will teach his move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053403 +0000" stop="20261008054106 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Bunny Book Ban - S03E34</title>
    <desc>The Harold And The Fuzzy Bunny Book has been taken off all library shelves by a greedy censorer named Mr Blowhart and Suzy must make him change his mind!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054106 +0000" stop="20261008054801 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Boy Johnny - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Johnny is named CEO of a major toy conglomerate and invents action fiures of himself for the holiday season. But when they are defective he is fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054801 +0000" stop="20261008055530 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>FrankenBravo - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Mr Bravo meets a mad scientist and he has made the perfect female monster and she and Johnny are on the run from an angry mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055530 +0000" stop="20261008060232 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lodge Brother Johnny - S03E37</title>
    <desc>When Johnny agrees to take the initation trial for the "Brotherhood of the Gnu", a group that Pops and Carl are members of, he must face the daunting tasks of eating one potato chip and listening to Brother Ernie's unnecessarly long story of buying a new couch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060232 +0000" stop="20261008060909 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chain Gang Johnny - S03E38</title>
    <desc>Johnny is a member of the Chain gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060909 +0000" stop="20261008061639 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lumberjack Johnny - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Johnny becomes a lumberjack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061639 +0000" stop="20261008062342 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord of the Links - S03E40</title>
    <desc>Johnny becomes a golfer to earn money for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062342 +0000" stop="20261008063017 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootman - S03E41</title>
    <desc>When the Green Swoosh (a Green Lantern-like superhero) gets injured by a falling meteor, Johnny gets the source of his power, the super boots!  Now armed with super strength and speed, Johnny tries his hand at being a superhero... and fails miserable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063017 +0000" stop="20261008063749 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freudian Dip - S03E42</title>
    <desc>Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it's driving Mama crazy.  Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063749 +0000" stop="20261008064442 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auteur! Auteur! - S03E43</title>
    <desc>Johnny is a film director, writer and a star of a new movie that he has created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064442 +0000" stop="20261008065116 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway Train - S03E44</title>
    <desc>Johnny mistakenly boards the Blue Goose 9000, a supersonic train prototype instead of a commuter train heading to visit his aunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065116 +0000" stop="20261008065848 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Reject Runs Through It - S03E45</title>
    <desc>Carl and Pops dare Johnny to catch a rare fish, the "potty-mouth salmon".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065848 +0000" stop="20261008070523 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Color of Mustard - S03E47</title>
    <desc>Johnny has retired from proffesional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challanged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her he quickly agrees to a match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070523 +0000" stop="20261008072708 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Johnny Bravo Christmas - S03E52</title>
    <desc>Johnny forgets to send a letter to Santa Claus and he must reach to the North Pole before Christmas. But when the post office tells him there is no way to get the letters to the north pole Johnny now must journey to the north pole himself! Unsure of where Santa lives he agrees to take little Suzy along with him. They at first become stowaways on a plane but after getting dropped out along with circus animals Suzy contacts a trucker by radio, who is able to give them a ride to the airport! There they get a lift going towards the North Pole along the way picking up the infamous Donny Osmand (when there flying he runs into there window while floating around on his umbrella! With Donny Osmands help they find Santa but will Johnny get a gift? watch to find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072708 +0000" stop="20261008073411 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Island of Mrs. Morceau - S03E46</title>
    <desc>After traveling to this island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, Half-hamster. Enraged by this Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073411 +0000" stop="20261008074142 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Third Dork from the Sun - S03E48</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008074142 +0000" stop="20261008074842 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hansel &amp; Gretel Project - S03E49</title>
    <desc>The Hansel And Gretel   Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.
I.Q. Johnny   Johnny buys a drink supposed to make chimps smart, this makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.
Get Stinky   Johnny's childhood nemisis, Stinky, moves back to town and she is now very pretty and actually interested in him but he is unable to see that just the memories of all the practicle jokes she played on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074842 +0000" stop="20261008075517 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I.Q. Johnny - S03E50</title>
    <desc>Johnny buys a drink supposed to make chimps smart, this makes Johnny smart just in time to save the town during a nuclear meltdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000307 +0000" stop="20261008002842 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calcutta Adventure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest, Race, and Jonny are in Calcutta investigating the use of nerve gas on a number of mountain sheep herders. They are introduced to Hadji when he foils an assassination attempt on Dr. Quest. The four head off in search of the assassins and the men behind the use of nerve gas. With the help of a Indian merchant named Pasha Peddler, they discover a secret weapons factory inside a mountain. Dr. Quest, however, is captured and taken within the mountain. He is eventually rescued by Race. After they leave, Dr. Quest uses his sonic amplifier to create an avalanche which buries the assassins and destroys the weapons factory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002842 +0000" stop="20261008005422 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robot Spy - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest and Race Bannon investigate a strange, alien ship that crash lands near one of Dr. Quest's labs. Danger ensues when it turns out that the "alien" is a spy sent from one of Dr. Quest's archenemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005422 +0000" stop="20261008011957 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Danger - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The team is in Thailand, where Dr. Quest is conducting research into a new formula that "numbs" the mind.  This formula could make it possible for men to take long space voyages in small space capsules without going stir crazy.
But it has a more sinister use -- at higher concentrations, it numbs the will, making the victim unable to resist obeying.  Of course, a sinister mastermind has plans for this use of the drug.  To that end, he has trained and prepared a man named Korchek -- a man who is an exact duplicate for Race Bannon!
Fortunately, the mysterious Jezebel Jade visits, and proves there are some ways a woman can't be fooled ... but when she and the boys attempt to rescue Race, they're trapped inside an ancient Buddha.
Meanwhile, Dr. Quest doesn't yet suspect Korchek until he catches the "double agent" searching for the formula.  Korchek puts the pressure on, but fortunately Race, Jezebel, and the boys manage to escape their ancient prison (perhaps the "statue" of limitations ran</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011957 +0000" stop="20261008014530 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of the Condor - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Engine troubles cause Race to land in the Andes mountains. Baron Frohlicke greets the Quest team at his very short landing strip. The Baron has sinister plans for Race since he is able to pilot the jet down so expertly. Dr. Quest and Race find out more about the Baron. The climax of the story is Race and the Baron have a dogfight. Who will win? Who will lose? Only Fate and a giant Condor will decide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014530 +0000" stop="20261008021103 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skull and Double Crossbones - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Modern day pirates are after the treasure from a sunken Spanish galleon.  When Jonny finds a doubloon near a wreck, the pirates make their move.  They take the Quest team hostage and force Jonny to return for the treasure.  Rescue comes from an improbable source, as Bandit dons scuba gear and alerts the local coast guard!  A chase begins, ending with the pirates sunk and the treasure back in Davy Jones' locker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021103 +0000" stop="20261008023639 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dreadful Doll - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest is called in to stop a voodoo priest from causing the residents of the island from becoming catatonic zombies. More is going on then meets the eye when Jonny and Hadji see strange things when they are scuba diving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023639 +0000" stop="20261008030214 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Small Matter of Pygmies - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A tribe of hostile pygmies takes Race and Hadji prisoner.  Will they be able to find a way to escape?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030214 +0000" stop="20261008032749 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragons of Ashida - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest visits Dr. Ashida on his private island (named, what else, Ashida).  Dr. Ashida boasts of how he has created giant, ferocious lizards from a much smaller species.  Soon enough, Dr. Quest realizes Dr. Ashida has become dangerously insane.  Unable to stand the thought of defeat, Dr. Ashida insists on pitting Race against his sinister henchman, and eventually his "dragons" -- the horrible, giant lizards.  The team escapes, barely, wondering what to do about Dr. Ashida.  It turns out they need not worry: Dr. Ashida has punished his henchman once too often...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032749 +0000" stop="20261008035324 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turu the Terrible - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Quest team is looking for trinoxite, a new metal vital to the space program.  They're in the field (probably Peru), checking out a very pure specimen obtained from an Indian, when a canoe drifts by.  Inside is the Indian!  He tells how a giagantic turu -- a bird -- snatched his brother and flew off.
Investigating the team learns the "bird" is actually a giant pteranodon -- a bird like dinosaur thought extinct!  And it obeys a strange old man who lives on a plateau!  The old man is forcing natives kidnapped by "Turu", to mine trinoxite, which he thinks is valuable silver.  He commands Turu to kill Dr. Quest and Race, but Race wins that fight, thanks to a trusty bazooka (Where does he get all those wonderful toys?).  Stunned, Turu falls from the sky into the tarpits.  Desperate to save his only "friend", the old man follows him in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035324 +0000" stop="20261008041900 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraudulent Volcano - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest receives a call from the governor of Bahiti.  The governor is concerned about Mount Tahawa, a volcano which is displaying some unusual and disturbing properties.  As the governor is explaining this, a man named Simon-11 listens...
A deadly tarantula and a hanger fire are meant to discourage investigation, but Dr. Quest and Race overfly the volcano anyway -- only to be knocked out of the sky!  They eject, but are captured by Simon-1, chief enforcer for ... Dr. Zin!
Dr. Zin has developed "the greatest destructive force the world has ever known", and plans to make it available to the highest bidder.  Captured, Dr. Quest and Race can do nothing.  But Jonny and Hadji are still free...  A police sergeant drives them to the mountain, but Simon-3 spots the car.  The sergeant is waylaid, but the boys elude capture, and enter the base.  Inside, they use trickery and bad driving to free Dr. Quest and Race.  Together again, the team escapes the base.
They're not out of danger yet.  Flyin</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041900 +0000" stop="20261008044434 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Werewolf of the Timberland - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Quest team visits Canadian logging country at the government's request.  While camping, they're met by lumberjacks who warn them to leave, because "the forest holds many dangers -- including loup garou".
The next day, Jonny and Hadji are walking with Bandit when they encounter a skunk.  Bandit runs, the skunk and the boys follow -- and wind up lost.  Then they meet White Feather, an Indian (voice of Mike Road).  White Feather tells them how to find their camp.  He also tells them a "bad wolf" and bad men are at the river, and to make sure they follow his directions.  Instead, they investigate the bad men...
The bad men are a crew of loggers who are using hollowed out logs to smuggle gold downriver.  And they want to keep this a secret.  Jonny and Hadji are captured, and White Feather helps them escape.  Then White Feather, and a ... friend ... help them unmask the werewolf, and put a stop to the smugglers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044434 +0000" stop="20261008051010 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirates from Below - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest has constructed, and is testing, the "Underwater Prober", a cross between a submarine and a tank.  The Navy is interested ... and so are some mercenaries.
Dr. Quest and Hadji leave for the mainland, to meet a scientific delegation from Calcutta.  While Race and Jonny work to fix part of the machine, they are overpowered and the machine is hijacked.  They manage to escape, briefly.  Then Hadji and Dr. Quest are captured when they come to the rescue.
Hadji saves the day and a guard gets "stoned", but the team isn't out of danger.  Fortunately, the Underwater Prober proves up to the challenge.  The pirates try one last gambit, and Race turns the tables on them -- they meet a fitting end indeed.  Confident the machine is ready, Dr. Quest turns it over to the Navy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051010 +0000" stop="20261008053546 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Tree People - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The team appears to be on vacation, sailing on Dr. Quest's boat (the 'Sea Quest').  But the vacation is cut short when a galley fire erupts, forcing everyone to abandon ship.  In the chaos, Dr. Quest and Race lose track of the boys.  But help is at hand as a passing ship rescues them.
The boys have drifted ashore -- but where?  They cobble together a scarecrow from refuse and a life jacket, then set off to find food.  They're quickly surrounded by large apes -- and taken to a high branch in a tall tree.  Several escape attempts are thwarted, and each time the boys are returned to the tree.
Meanwhile, "Silky" and "Chopper" are listening to their shortwave radio.  Former gunrunners, now ivory poachers, these two bad eggs hatch a plan to kidnap the boys.  The apes first foil this, but are scared off by gunfire.
At sea, Race and Dr. Quest discover the boys' scarecrow.  The friendly captain puts them ashore with supplies and a promise to send help.  Shortly after they arrive, they hear the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053546 +0000" stop="20261008060121 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invisible Monster - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr. Isaiah Norman is experimenting with molecular energy when his lab explodes.  Injured, he gets off a call for help to the Quest team.
Arriving, the team finds the lab wrecked and Dr. Norman missing.  While Dr. Quest reads Dr. Norman's journal, Race and the boys take jetpacks to scout a strange trail of burn marks through the forest.
The follow the trail of marks and destroyed trees through a native village and discover the end -- whatever made the trail is moving toward another village.  When it emerges from the trees, they see -- nothing at all.  Whatever is causing the wreckage is ... invisible!
Race and the boys return, and discover that Dr. Norman has accidentally created a "creature" of pure energy -- a creature that must absorb other forms of energy to survive.  Even the electrical energy of the human body will do...
The team devises a plan.  First, they make the creature visible.  Next, they lure it to some improvised equipment, using Dr. Quest as a lure.  Once they have it t</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060121 +0000" stop="20261008062657 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil's Tower - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Quest team is in Africa, where they plan to launch a balloon to carry a scientific package into the air.  But the balloon gets away and is swept to the top of the Devil's Escarpment, a two mile tall rock formation that cannot be climbed.  It will take months to build a new instrument package, so the team resolves to fly to the top of the escarpment.
Race delivers Dr. Quest, then returns with the boys, to find that Dr. Quest is missing.  His whereabouts are soon revealed, when Race and the boys are captured by the same cavemen -- all of whom work for sinister German Heinrich von Duffle.  Worse, Dr. Quest is convinced "von Duffle" is actually escaped war criminal "Klaus", who ran a concentration camp.  He'll certainly never let the team escape to reveal who and where he is.
Klaus prepares to leave in the Quest plane, as the Quest team looks for another way out -- and finds it, in the form of passages through the stone that lead to narrow paths outside the escarpment.  Klaus tries to</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062657 +0000" stop="20261008065231 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quetong Missile Mystery - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Unexplained disappeared boats have made Dr. Quest interested in the mystery of these disappeared people. It turns out that a secret installation headed by a rogue general contains a huge missile in which he will use to knock down a launch. When Jonny and Hadji are captured, Race and Dr. Quest sneak in to rescue them and destroy the installation. The General kills himself when he shoots one of his soldiers that controlled the underwater mines and when shot the soldier landed on the switch that was near the general's boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065231 +0000" stop="20261008071804 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House of Seven Gargoyles - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Professor Ericson, an expert in gravity, has invited Dr. Quest to visit him at his home, Raclef Castle in Norway.  There, he will demonstrate a spectacular achievement: the Ericon Bar, an anti-gravity device!
Sinister forces are at work to steal the device and the notes that describe it: Ivar is the mastermind, and Dietrich Sorensen is his henchman.  Dietrich is disguised as one of the gargoyles that adorn the castle parapets.  Using his acrobatic skills, he can come and go as he pleases from that perch.
After the demonstration, when everyone is asleep, Dietrich enters the house.  Race surprises him, and he can't get the plans from the wall safe.  But he can get the bar, which he takes to Ivar.  Instead of paying him, Ivar orders him back to his perch.  Dietrich is not happy about this, and promises Ivar "he'll be sorry".  But it's Dietrich who is soon sorry.
Ivar escapes to the fjords with the bar (stealing Dr. Quest's boat).  Dr. Quest pursues in a helicopter, and sees the submarine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071804 +0000" stop="20261008074339 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terror Island - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A doctor develops a formula that creates supersize monsters. With the help of the Quest team, the doctor and all his plans are destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001712 +0000" stop="20261008004428 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Bliss - S23E13</title>
    <desc>A different kind of oval today! – Bob Ross paints a pretty, panoramic cold mountain lake scene inside this fun frame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004428 +0000" stop="20261008011156 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gray Mountain - S24E01</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross teams up with Mother Nature and paints an incredibly awesome sky hovering over fantastic, snow-covered mountains and glass-like reflections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011156 +0000" stop="20261008013929 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wayside Pond - S24E02</title>
    <desc>In a densely covered spot hidden far from the nearest roadway lies a softly nestled quiet little pond; Bob Ross invites you to take a peek.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013929 +0000" stop="20261008020708 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teton Winter - S24E03</title>
    <desc>A visit with Bob Ross takes you to a secluded cabin, snuggled deep into the blankety drifts of fluffy snow, far into the frozen mountains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020708 +0000" stop="20261008023429 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Home in the Meadow - S24E04</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross employs some of his well-known oval magic to paint a lovely cabin scene situated in a serene, soft little rolling pasture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023429 +0000" stop="20261008030159 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pretty Autumn Day - S24E05</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross spills an amazing cornucopia of red, brown, green and gold colors into this gorgeous fall mountain masterpiece – a real audience favorite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030159 +0000" stop="20261008032938 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirrored Images - S24E06</title>
    <desc>Join Bob Ross on a clear windless day, where reflections are so smooth they appear to be crystal likenesses of the mountains above.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032938 +0000" stop="20261008035703 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back-Country Path - S24E07</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross takes a detour from the trail and discovers a rarely used trail through country woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035703 +0000" stop="20261008042436 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graceful Waterfall - S24E08</title>
    <desc>Travel deep into the forest with Bob Ross and discover the beauty and serenity of an elegant waterfall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042436 +0000" stop="20261008045159 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Icy Lake - S24E09</title>
    <desc>Paint along with Steve Ross as he creates a lovely oval painting, a winter landscape surrounding a frozen lake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045159 +0000" stop="20261008051911 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rowboat on the Beach - S24E10</title>
    <desc>It’s such a tranquil day down at the beach! Join Bob Ross as he paints a lovely little rowboat that awaits its owner’s return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051911 +0000" stop="20261008054657 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Winter - S24E11</title>
    <desc>Bundle up with Bob Ross and visit the north in the middle of winter! Snow and ice abound in a profusion of beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054657 +0000" stop="20261008061424 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Footbridge - S24E12</title>
    <desc>Stroll down to the river and cast your line with Bob Ross from the bridge – join in the fun and paint this masterpiece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061424 +0000" stop="20261008064144 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowbound Cabin - S24E13</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross takes us to an isolated cabin deep in the woods on a cold, snowy winter day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064144 +0000" stop="20261008070916 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide-a-Way Cove - S25E01</title>
    <desc>Take a stroll with Bob Ross, down to that perfect little fishing spot tucked away from the world, and relish the beauty of the day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070916 +0000" stop="20261008073645 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enchanted Falls Oval - S25E02</title>
    <desc>Create this extraordinary waterfall with Bob Ross and capture its intriguing magic in a painting you'll be proud to display anywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001225 +0000" stop="20261008003250 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby sitter sues for back wages. - S01E56</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003250 +0000" stop="20261008005315 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexual harassment. - S01E57</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005315 +0000" stop="20261008011340 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dispute over diamond; battling roommates. - S01E58</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011340 +0000" stop="20261008013405 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damaged property; broken contract. - S01E59</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013405 +0000" stop="20261008015430 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken contract: Divine Brown. - S01E60</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015430 +0000" stop="20261008021455 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damaged car; lovers' loans. - S01E61</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021455 +0000" stop="20261008023521 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heirloom jewelry; loan suit. - S01E62</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023521 +0000" stop="20261008025546 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woman sues father; brother sues brother. - S01E63</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025546 +0000" stop="20261008031612 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eviction; magician sued. - S01E64</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031612 +0000" stop="20261008033639 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woman resists arrest after accident; abandoned, wrecked car. - S01E65</title>
    <desc>- Case #1 - Plaintiffs: Officer Frank Povero &amp; Nanette McIllwain (witness) - Defendant: Linda Givhan - When officer Frank Povero was attempting to arrest Linda Givhan for fleeing the scene, he claims she took a bite out of him. She says she was in a big hurry to pick up her kid. / - Case #2 - Plaintiff: James Hughes - Defendant: Marcus Cline - James Hughes says he loaned Marcus Cline his car at two o'clock in the morning. It was found wrecked the next day, but Marcus doesn't recall driving it, much less crashing the car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033639 +0000" stop="20261008035716 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cosmetic samples; car quibbles. - S01E66</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035716 +0000" stop="20261008041743 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couple seeks custody of grandchildren. - S01E67</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041743 +0000" stop="20261008043819 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unpaid loan for wedding dress; Unpaid loan for wedding expenses - S01E68</title>
    <desc>- Case #1 - Plaintiff: Lori Wallace - Defendants: Tawni Marincovich &amp; Eric McDaniel - Lori Wallace paid for her friend Tawni's wedding dress. Now, Lori wants to be paid back, but Tawni vows she won't. / - Case #2 - Plaintiff: Susan Warden - Defendant: Elaine Castleberry - When Susan Warden's best friend, Elaine Castleberry, needed cash to get married, she loaned it. Susan says Elaine won't pay her back. Elaine says she did pay her back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043819 +0000" stop="20261008045846 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couples' separation financial dispute; high-interest loan between brothers. - S01E69</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045846 +0000" stop="20261008051924 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incompatible couple; gambling losses. - S01E70</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051924 +0000" stop="20261008053951 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrecked motorcycle; woman sues former employer. - S01E71</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053951 +0000" stop="20261008060018 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paternity. - S01E72</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060018 +0000" stop="20261008062100 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spinster exploited; custody case. - S01E73</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062100 +0000" stop="20261008064128 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defendant arrested. - S01E74</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064128 +0000" stop="20261008070155 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vandals; repossessed car. - S01E75</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070155 +0000" stop="20261008072222 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In-laws evict woman. - S01E76</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072222 +0000" stop="20261008074249 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Custody dispute; money dispute ends friendship. - S01E77</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000911 +0000" stop="20261008005002 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>23 - S23E23</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005002 +0000" stop="20261008013052 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>24 - S23E24</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013052 +0000" stop="20261008021126 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Season Premiere - S24E01</title>
    <desc>Mother is suing her daughter and she says is a spoiled daddy's girl, because she loaned her money to go to Las Vegas, but she has yet to be repaid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021126 +0000" stop="20261008023334 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S24E02</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008023334 +0000" stop="20261008031426 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S24E03</title>
    <desc>Plaintiff dated the defendant and claims after she loaned him money, he started dressing nice and getting attention from other women. She claims he never repaid her for the loan. He says the money was a gift and therefore denies owing her anything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031426 +0000" stop="20261008035548 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S24E04</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008035548 +0000" stop="20261008043640 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S24E05</title>
    <desc>Plaintiff insists that the defendant is her child's dad but he has doubts, so she petitions the court for a paternity test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043640 +0000" stop="20261008051731 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>6 - S24E06</title>
    <desc>Woman is suing her ex-boyfriend for wrecking her vehicle and claims he took her Jeep to another woman's house and ended up getting into a crash. He insists the accident was not his fault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051731 +0000" stop="20261008055831 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7 - S24E07</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20261008055831 +0000" stop="20261008063717 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>8 - S24E08</title>
    <desc>Man sues his ex-girlfriend for breach of contract and legal fees, while she claims he started neglecting her and tried to propose to her with his ex-girlfriend's ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063717 +0000" stop="20261008071809 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>9 - S24E09</title>
    <desc>Man met the defendant at work, and after some flirting, they had a one night stand. He says after their fling, the man stole money from him, so he's suing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071809 +0000" stop="20261008075858 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>10 - S24E10</title>
    <desc>A man says he left his dog with the defendant when he left town, but claims the dog was injured in her care, so he's suing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000426 +0000" stop="20261008002733 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Shayera, Vigilante, and Vixen respond to a deep space distress call, they're led into a deadly trap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002733 +0000" stop="20261008005027 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Question Authority - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While investigating Cadmus, the Question discovers a secret that threatens to shake the very foundations of the Justice League.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005027 +0000" stop="20261008011328 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flashpoint - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After an unexpected battle, Superman considers declaring war on Cadmus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011328 +0000" stop="20261008013629 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When the founding members are taken out of action, the remaining League members fight to survive Cadmus' ultimate attack on the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013629 +0000" stop="20261008015934 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divided We Fall - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When most of the Justice League is incapacitated, the League's deadliest enemies emerge to take advantage of the chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015934 +0000" stop="20261008022240 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Epilogue - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sixty-five years in the future, the history of the Justice League is the key to Batman's darkest secret...and his final destiny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022240 +0000" stop="20261008024551 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Legion - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Lex Luthor is rescued from prison by a new villainous organization - the Legion of Doom!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024551 +0000" stop="20261008030855 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of the Hawk - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Batman doesn't like the looks of Carter Hall, Shayara's new boyfriend, when he learns that Carter Hall has connections to Thanagar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030855 +0000" stop="20261008033205 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chaos at the Earth's Core - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Green Lantern leads Stargirl, S.T.R.I.P.E., and Supergirl to Skartaris, a fantastic world where they meet a new hero, The Warlord.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033205 +0000" stop="20261008035446 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Another Shore - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Wonder Woman learns of a plot to steal the powers of the 3,000 year-old corpse of The Viking Prince.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035446 +0000" stop="20261008041749 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flash and Substance - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The Flash must handle an onslaught of super-villains during the opening of a museum in his honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041749 +0000" stop="20261008044056 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Reckoning - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The League comes to the aid of Boston Brand, the ghost of a deceased circus acrobat, who needs their help in recovering the souls of members of a monastic order.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Patriot Act - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Kill the Messenger - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Starvation - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Fate's Right Hand - S06E01</title>
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    <title>Richard's New Hobby - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth decides that Richard should get a new hobby... and so insists he uses the camera that his boss presented to him when he retired!</desc>
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    <title>The Art Exhibition - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Daddy runs off to join the Foreign Legion. Hyacinth and Richard manage to find him, but he escapes again and runs riot at an art gallery - The same art gallery that Hyacinth and Richard have been invited to!</desc>
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    <title>What to Wear When Yachting - S03E07</title>
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    <title>A Job for Richard - S04E01</title>
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    <title>A Celebrity for the Barbecue - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Looking at Properties - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Let There Be Light - S04E07</title>
    <desc>It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and the Church goers are in for a shock because Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics, despite his lack of electrical capabilities. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up with a Daddy believing he is back in the war.</desc>
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    <title>The Senior Citizen's Outing - S05E01</title>
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    <title>The Mayor's Fancy Dress Ball - S05E02</title>
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    <title>A Riverside Picnic - S05E04</title>
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    <title>Skis - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Blame It on the Alcohol - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Skunkator vs. Moth Man - S03E02</title>
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    <title>The Chicago Witch Trials - S03E04</title>
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    <title>To Catch A Thief - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Happy B-Day Marc - S03E06</title>
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    <title>I.Q. Can Do Better - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Attack of The Bug Man - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Surprise, Surprise - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Freezer Burned - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Present Tense - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Eager to see the gift his parents bought him for his birthday, Kenan snoops around to try and find it.</desc>
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    <title>Public Offender - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In a final and desperate last attempt to cure Kevin of his psychosis, Dr. Franklin prescribes him very strong experimental drugs. They force Kevin to recall memories without Allen's help. A general from the Ministry of Defense arrives to warn them that the new drug enables people to move things with their mind.</desc>
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    <title>Drugs for Democracy - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In a final and desperate last attempt to cure Kevin of his psychosis, Dr. Franklin prescribes him very strong experimental drugs. They force Kevin to recall memories without Allen's help. A general from the Ministry of Defense arrives to warn them that the new drug enables people to move things with their mind.</desc>
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    <title>Keep the Home Fires Burning - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Kevin's psychiatrist inquires about his fascination for fire. Kevin describes blowing up his home the first time his father taught him to use a lighter. This triggers Kevin to think BIG, and later he blows up a farmer's field and adjoining forest. Back in prison Kevin longs for the comfort of the infirmary but recalls his last attempt at faking sick.</desc>
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    <title>There Goes the Neighbourhood - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Percy is let out of prison and joins a militia group – the same crew that the Spencer’s uppity neighbours, the Bensons, have hired to kill them. On their way to the liquor store to make the hit on Anastasia, Percy manages to rat out the militia group and save his wife.</desc>
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    <title>A Day Off - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin ditches school to play pool at the Camel Toe, where he meets Victor the pool shark. Victor takes Kevin under his wing to teach him how to hustle. Kevin trains hard but ends up facing Fat Tony â€“ a notorious hustler himself. Percy spends the episode in prison with Eustace the cannibal, while Mom takes advantage of Percy's absence to have sex with some of the neighborhood men.</desc>
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    <title>Squirrels - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The foreman at the construction site across the street offers Percy $300 to fight in the illegal fights he organizes down at the docks. Percy agrees, and ends up losing badly to the undefeated Gary ""Grim Reaper"" Morgan. The Bensons â€“ in an effort to get back at the Spencer's for Kevin's antics, have an insurance adjuster videotape Percy's fight so that his workman's comp gets cut off.</desc>
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    <title>Malled by a Dog - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Spencer's visit the mall where Mom meets her favorite soap hunk, Brock Brickleydale who she ends up stocking and almost killing. Percy shoplifts Kevin a pet snake, but Kevin winds up arrested for the crime after his parents ditch him. A corrupt old cop arranges for Kevin to become a trainer for a guide dog, which Kevin trains to be a canine-version of himself.</desc>
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    <title>In Like Plunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Charlie Plunt's student loan money comes in, he takes Mom and Kevin to Niagara Falls after ratting out Percy to the cops. Kevin is bored and explores the town on his own. He manages to hook up with Percy who jumped bail so the pair go on an insane bender that ends in a police chase over the falls.</desc>
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    <title>In Kevin We Trust - S02E06</title>
    <desc>It â€˜s the first day of summer holidays and Kevin is bored so he joins a religious group. The group plans an outing to shoot doctors at the abortion clinic where Anastasia happens to be taking advantage of the clinic's ""buy-six-get-one-free"" offer. The religious cult's plans are foiled when Percy gets thrown off his motorcycle during a police chase and lands on the maniacal firing squad.</desc>
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    <title>The Crime Fighting Vagina - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The hospital where Percy is being treated for a heart attack is taken over by terrorists. Kevin hides out with a bad ass nurse he's fallen in love with while Percy gets stuck in an elevator. Mom makes the best of the situation and tries to sleep with as many doctors as possible. Horny mom saves the day when she makes a move on the terrorists who flee the building in fear.</desc>
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    <title>The Widow Coulson - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Percy steel an old car from the delusional Widow Coulson â€“ the same woman Kevin is forced to deliver her meals on wheels. Kevin grows to like the old hag because she was as insane as he was, and because she had lots of medication. When a body is found in the trunk of the stolen car by Percy's mechanic, the widow, the mechanic, the pawn shop owner and Percy wind up defending themselves on a Court-TV-inspired game show.
EPISODE 9 - ""Good Will Spencer""
Kevin discovers a hidden knack for computers and joins a hackers club. Dr. Franklin, Kevin's psychiatrist figures he has misdiagnosed Kevin: instead of a sociopath Kevin is, in fact a misguided genius! Kevin re-routes the city's 911 calls to Percy who discovers a hidden talent of his own ""fighting"" crime as the super hero ""Drunken Welfare Man.""
EPISODE 10 - ""Field Tripping""
Kevin wanders away from his classmates while on a field trip to the over-commercial ""Pioneer Village"" and winds up getting a history lesson from a one-hundred-</desc>
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    <title>Good Will Spencer - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin discovers a hidden knack for computers and joins a hackers club. Dr. Franklin, Kevin's psychiatrist figures he has misdiagnosed Kevin: instead of a sociopath Kevin is, in fact a misguided genius! Kevin re-routes the city's 911 calls to Percy who discovers a hidden talent of his own ""fighting"" crime as the super hero ""Drunken Welfare Man.</desc>
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    <title>Field Tripping - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Kevin wanders away from his classmates while on a field trip to the over-commercial ""Pioneer Village"" and winds up getting a history lesson from a one-hundred-and- seventeen-year-old drunk.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of Pornman - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While on a tour of the porn studios, Kevin witnesses the split of partners Pornman and Afroman. Kevin becomes Pornman's agent in the actor's pursuit of more artistic endeavors and lands him various gigs, including a role in the Catholic Association of Teachers and Anal Retentives for Acting's performance of ""Hair.""</desc>
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    <title>The Potted Goose - S02E12</title>
    <desc>It's New Year's Day and Kevin overdoses like an amateur on booze left behind at the scene of a car accident. Allan is disgusted with him and decides to trying living in other people's heads for a while â€“ including the Widow Coulson's. Percy, meanwhile, recruits Kevin to help him steel Charlie's trailer full of weed.</desc>
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    <title>The Stripper Strikes Back - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Instead of prosecuting Percy for shoplifting, Jimmy the pawnshop owner has Kevin work in the shop. Kevin endures Jimmy's recounting of life story and learns that Jimmy has a long, lost sister whom Kevin later finds banging Percy in their garden shed. In an effort to end the liquor store workers' strike, Percy gets hired to make threatening phone calls to strikers.</desc>
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    <title>Corrupting Our Youth - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After a booze-up with dad is accidentally videotaped at the Music Station's video-talk-back-booth, Percy gets arrested on live television and Kevin reaches celebrity status. Kevin gets an agent and shares the fame with Anastasia. The courts sentence Percy to have a lobotomy after a botched prison escape.</desc>
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    <title>Runaway - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Kevin runs away and becomes a roadie for a rock band after impressing them with his alcoholism. Anastasia's plea to the media to help her find Kevin lands her some sweet stand up gigs including an appearance on the Mike Bullard Show on the same evening Kevin plans his revenge on the band.</desc>
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    <title>The Tomb - S02E16</title>
    <desc>While grave robbing one evening, Kevin and Percy fall into an abandoned, underground government testing facility where they encounter blood-thirsty zombies attempting to sway them to the Dark Side. Kevin and Percy team up with Vern Charlebois, an adventurous moose-hunter worthy of action hero status.</desc>
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    <title>Dreamland - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Kevin slips in and out of television-inspired dreams during a night of drinking and channel surfing. His surreal adventures mimic programming styles from a ""Leave-it-to-Beaver"" style sitcom to evangelical programming to porn.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After finding the chaplain assaulted in his church Sarah Lund chases the offender, but ends up battered in an alley. She is brought back in charge of the investigation. Monberg has taken his own life shortly after his confrontation with Buch. Buch comes about a previously unknown medical report and decides to challenge his colleague the minister of defense over his secrecy. Raben continues his rogue investigation and tracks down a former soldier who he believes to be responsible for the Afghanistan incident.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jens Peter Raben has been shot by Strange during an escalated situation where Raben seemed to recognize Strange. Raben survives, and Lund finally has the chance to interrogate him. She finds herself investigating her partner's past in the military, but also uncovers a soldier's video diary that leads to a new suspect. At the barracks Colonel Jarnvig begins to consider the possibility that Raben's version of events in Afghanistan might be true. And after a week in the job Buch faces forced resignation, but finds help from an unexpected source.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Thomas Buch has refused to resign and calls a party meeting to challenge the authority of the prime minister. He finds an unexpected ally in the minister of defense. Lund and Strange head to Afghanistan to seek out Frederik Holst, a doctor with a grudge against Raben and his squad. They also decide to visit the house where a family was allegedly killed while the Danish soldiers were there. Back in Copenhagen, Brix organizes a search of the army barracks and finds a locker full of incriminating objects.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lund and Strange return from Afghanistan with their findings, though Brix has become convinced of the guilt of officer Bilal, who has run away with Louise Raben as his hostage. Buch has been held overnight by the police, but returns determined to bring down the government he is part of. Secrets are uncovered at the ministry and in the military, revealing a conspiracy to conceal vital information. Lund puts together some pieces of her own, and it comes to a lethal confrontation with the killer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042727 +0000" stop="20261008052519 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Denmark is the midst of a fiercely contested election race, set against the backdrop of the financial crisis. With ten days to go to the election, Detective Chief Inspector Sarah Lund prepares to celebrate her 25th year in the police force and looks forward to the prospect of a new job in the force. But her relative peace is shattered when body parts are found at Copenhagen dock only hours before a scheduled visit by the prime minister.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Following the kidnapping of Robert Zeuthen's daughter Emilie, Copenhagen Police put every effort into tracking down the perpetrator and finding the little girl. Meanwhile, the kidnapping has quickly become a hot potato in the election campaign and Prime Minister Kamper must deal with the fallout.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After the dramatic death of the deputy public prosecutor, it is clear that Emilie Zeuthen's kidnapper is a man who will stop at nothing to recover a debt. But what is this debt? Lund and Borch are trying to get cooperation, and Lund tries to get Mark to reconcile with her. The family Zeuthen find it hard to accept that Emilie is gone, and press the police to act by making all resources available. Prime Minister Kampers staff are trying to keep him free of the kidnapping affair, but they have some unpleasant information, which makes it difficult to focus on the election campaign.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002158 +0000" stop="20261008010447 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You From Pinner - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Villanelle returns home to Mother Russia to try to find her family. Perhaps a new connection to her roots will give her back what has been missing in her life.</desc>
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    <title>End of Game - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As the investigation continues, Carolyn finds out that information is being withheld by those close to her. Eve finds a lead which might bring her closer to Villanelle, but Villanelle has had enough and decides on a different path.</desc>
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    <title>Beautiful Monster - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Eve finds a clue to Villanelle's whereabouts in the most unlikely of places, Villanelle and Dasha work together on a kill, and the pressure is getting to Konstantin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023009 +0000" stop="20261008031411 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You Leading or Am I? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Konstantin makes a break for it, while Eve and Villanelle try to work out what the future may hold for them - together or apart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031411 +0000" stop="20261008035706 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Dunk Me - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Eve wants revenge. Villanelle joins a church. Carolyn wants to get back in the game.</desc>
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    <title>Don’t Get Eaten - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Eve confronts Helene and seeks her aid against The Twelve. Villanelle's attempts to reform continue.</desc>
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    <title>A Rainbow in Beige Boots - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Having stalked Helene, a new lead allows Eve to uncover a name in The Twelve’s top tier; Villanelle is rejected by Eve when she seeks help; operating abroad, Carolyn discovers more promising intel on a spate of torturous murders linked to The Twelve.</desc>
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    <title>It’s Agony and I’m Ravenous - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Eve struggles to identify her lead in The Twelve. Villanelle gets her mojo back - she decides to be good by embracing what she's good at - killing. Carolyn discovers an old acquaintance in Cuba and decides to go rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060556 +0000" stop="20261008064921 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don’t Get Attached - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Eve delves into her target’s past. Villanelle re-embraces killing. Carolyn tracks a member down.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Goodie, I’m the Winner - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Eve and Villanelle are reunited before they pursue their separate missions. Carolyn faces a ghost from her past to get answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002035 +0000" stop="20261008004334 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Ron - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kim accidently turns Ron into a selfish jerk with a new haircut, all while two  new villians begin their new evil hobby.</desc>
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    <title>Tick-Tick-Tick - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Kim is tardy when going to class, she is sentenced to detention. Meanwhile, Drakken and Shego start their next evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>Downhill - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Kim's parents chaperone a school ski trip, she is greatly humiliated. Meanwhile, a mad geneticist threatens the trip.</desc>
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    <title>Bueno Nacho - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kim takes a job at Bueno nacho to pay for a fashionable jacket, convincing the reluctant Ron to keep her company by applying for him too. As Ron's career kicks off and he becomes assistant manager, the evil Dr. Drakken plots to destroy Wisconsin from inside a giant wheel of cheese, capturing Kim in the process. In order to save her, Ron must choose between his career or duty as sidekick.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Number One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Kim tries to defend her position of head of the cheer squad while she works with a high-strung agent of Global Justice.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Games - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Kim and Ron go to stop Drakken's latest plot, they accidentily get their brains switched between their bodies. Now they must stop Drakken's plans, and deal with each others lives.</desc>
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    <title>Attack of the Killer Bebes - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ron decides to join the cheer squad, which angers Kim. Meanwhile, the country's top scientists begin to disappear, and Kim's dad appears to be the next target.</desc>
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    <title>Royal Pain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kim is forced by Ron to join the race for class president, but when they bring home a spoiled Prince who is in danger, he runs against Kim.</desc>
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    <title>Coach Possible - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Kim reluctantly takes on the coaching of Jim and Tim's soccer team, and is quickly overcome with competitive spirit. At the same time, Señor Senior, Sr. has similar issues coaching his son through his first "evil scheme."</desc>
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    <title>Pain King vs. Cleopatra - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a recent string of museum thefts appear to be tied to Ron’s favorite wrestling stars, Kim and Ron must work together in hopes of figuring out the truth and to put an end to the thefts.</desc>
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    <title>Monkey Fist Strikes - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Kim and Ron visit a strange man by the name of Lord Monty Fiske, however, they soon realize that there is more to him. Meanwhile, Kim's geeky cousin comes to Middleton.</desc>
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    <title>October 31st - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Kim retrieves a ring-like object from a trade, but she soon learns that it is not actually a ring. Meanwhile, Kim wants to go to a party, but Ron wants her to go with him, and her parents with them.</desc>
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    <title>All the News - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Kim and Ron accidentally show that a stunt show is all staged, the host wants revenge. Meanwhile, the entire school thinks Kim likes Brick Flagg.</desc>
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    <title>Kimitation Nation - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Kim's mission look is stolen when she tries to stop Drakken, and now the entire world looks like her. This inspires Drakken's next plot that involves clones after Shego quits.</desc>
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    <title>The Twin Factor - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Kim takes on a mission, but she must take the Tweebs along since she promised she would baby-sit them, while Drakken begins a scheme with mind control.</desc>
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    <title>Animal Attraction - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Animology sweeps over the school, Kim tries to avoid it, but she gives into the fad. Meanwhile, the Seniors start their most dangerous plot to date.</desc>
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    <title>Monkey Ninjas in Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kim is forced by her dad to join a club for small children that he leads, much to her dismay. Meanwhile, Monkey Fist plans to steal a very special monkey to fulfill a prophecy.</desc>
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    <title>Ron the Man - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Ron overreacts to the fact that his rabbi forgot to sign his Bar Mitzvah certificate and believes that this means he is not technically a man yet, but Kim tells him that he is. Meanwhile, Kim and Ron must stop a villain from stealing a special ring.</desc>
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    <title>Low Budget - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Kim ruins her clothes during a mission, and now must buy from Smarty Mart. Meanwhile, budget conscious villain Frugal Lucre attempts to take over the internet.</desc>
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    <title>Naked Genius - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Drakken kidnaps Ron when he believes he is a super genius because Ron’s schoolwork has recently been completed by a brain ray-enhanced Rufus; while Dr. Drakken attempts to figure out the source of Ron’s knowledge, it’s up to Kim and Rufus to help rescue him and foil Drakken’s scheme.</desc>
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    <title>New Appa-liance - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Umma wants a new dishwasher, Appa's determined to get the best deal. Janet adopts a new name as Jung tries to get his job back at Handy.</desc>
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    <title>Cutie Pie - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Appa tries to convince Umma that he's still attractive. Jung returns to Handy. Gerald's girlfriend makes herself at home.</desc>
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    <title>Open Kimunication - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma unwittingly end up in marriage counseling. Jung learns more about Shannon's boyfriend than he bargained for. Janet debates whether or not to share a potential mentor with Gerald.</desc>
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    <title>Thy Neighbour's Wifi - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Appa tests neighborly boundaries when he tries to get cheap wifi. Umma forces Janet to do a questionable reading at Church and Jung hits it off with Shannon's friend Katie.</desc>
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    <title>Army Spoon - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Appa becomes the star of Gerald's photo essay. Umma realizes that her family doesn't completely trust her; Janet makes a social faux pas.</desc>
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    <title>The Kim Cup - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Appa and Jung try out the old family ping pong table; Umma's feelings get hurt when Janet refuses to hang out with her; a gift basket causes problems.</desc>
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    <title>Appanoon Delight - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma find new ways to spice up their love life, while Janet learns more about her parents than she bargained for. Kimchee tries to prepare for his first corporate presentation while Jung can't help helping.</desc>
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    <desc>Kimchee's mom is visiting from out of town. Jung looks forward to seeing her, but the feeling might not be mutual. After Appa makes a spelling mistake, Umma takes over sign duty at the store. Janet intervenes when Gerald asks Appa for a reference letter.</desc>
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    <title>Blabber Talker - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma accidentally invite friends on their vacation. Janet accepts a job taking engagement photos for her ex. The Handy gang are all enjoying teasing each other until Jung takes things too far.</desc>
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    <title>Elephant in the Room - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Appa's caught in the middle when Janet and Umma fight. Jung and Shannon offer conflicting advice when Kimchee develops a crush on Handy's courier, Gwen.</desc>
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    <title>Appanticitis - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Appa gets into trouble when he’s too honest with Umma. Janet takes Gerald to the hospital and meets an old friend. Jung wants to audition for his favourite reality show but double books audition partners</desc>
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    <title>Hit 'n' Fun - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Umma and Appa accidentally damage a close friend's car. Janet discovers that Gerald isn't as loyal a friend as she thought. Jung worries that his birthday message to Shannon might be too personal.</desc>
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    <title>Lord of the Ring - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Umma loses something valuable and doesn't want Appa to know. Jung threatens to ruin Janet's prospects with a cute yoga instructor. Shannon and Kimchee win a BBQ, and can’t decide who gets to keep it.</desc>
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    <title>The Trollop - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma are at odds over a wedding dress, while Shannon and Jung struggle with cultural sensitivities after a visit to a burger joint. Janet grapples with the fallout of Raj's canceled engagement and faces an awkward night out with Nathan.</desc>
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    <title>Couch Surfing - S04E02</title>
    <desc>While Appa is reluctant to have a houseguest, Umma is the one who ends up having problems with their visitor. Jung accuses Janet of being cold-hearted; Shannon tackles an office bullying problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Help - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Umma is mistaken for a server at a school event for Janet; Appa takes up math tutoring to prove his teaching prowess. Shannon is finally single, but Jung is unsure if he will make a move.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Ummaversary - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jung and Shannon try to hide their relationship from the rest of the Handy gang, but their cover may be blown after Shannon gets a little \handy\ at a staff meeting.</desc>
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    <title>Thinkin' 'Bout Inkin' - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Janet considers getting a new tattoo; Jung and Shannon exchange "five-week-iversary" gifts. Umma and Appa discover some juicy gossip about Pastor Nina.</desc>
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    <title>Soccer Dad - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Appa unwittingly becomes Jung's soccer coach. Umma insists that Janet should learn how to cook. Shannon forces a birthday party on Stacie.</desc>
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    <title>Beacon of Truth - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A lie from Janet's past hurts Appa's feelings but Umma wants Janet to keep the truth to herself. At Handy, Shannon and Jung struggle with workplace dating dynamics.</desc>
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    <title>Chammo! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Janet is commissioned to take portraits of Shannon's cats. Umma entrusts Jung to pick Appa up from the dentist, but things don't go as planned. Kimchee is threatened by Terence, and a spice challenge ensues.</desc>
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    <title>Hank Ruffles Some Feathers - S15E07</title>
    <desc>Hank and Peggy push Boomhauer to bond with his girlfriend’s son, Luke Jr., through raising chickens. Bobby steps in when he witnesses Connie flounder at her new job.</desc>
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    <title>No-Cuddle Offense - S15E08</title>
    <desc>The Alley Guys intervene when Bill gets caught up in a new therapy. Peggy defies Bobby and talks to a restaurant critic on his behalf.</desc>
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    <title>Reality Bites - S15E09</title>
    <desc>The Alley Guys find a Civil War cannon and disagree about what to do with it. Bobby's participation on "King of the Grill" strains his relationship with Connie as they grapple with moving in together.</desc>
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    <title>Propane Recall - S15E10</title>
    <desc>When his former colleagues come to him for help, Hank reflects on his past career at Strickland Propane. Bobby discovers his passion for cooking.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The pilot of King of the Hill introduces us to the town of Arlen, Texas, and the life of propane salesman Hank Hill.  Hank spends much of his time standing in the alley outside his house, drinking beer with his three old friends: Dale Gribble, a conspiracy theorist who never notices that his wife Nancy is having an affair with her "healer" John Redcorn (or that his son Joseph looks a lot like Redcorn); Bill Dauterive, a divorced army barber; and Boomhauer, a ladies' man of indeterminate employment and even more indeterminate speech. Hank lives with his wife Peggy, a substitute Spanish teacher at Tom Landry Middle School; his son Bobby, who seems to like comedy records better than sports; Peggy's niece Luanne, an aspiring beautician; and his dog Ladybird, a bloodhound whose mother tracked down James Earl Ray.</desc>
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    <title>Square Peg - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Peggy is assigned to teach a Sex Education class.  She has to teach herself to overcome her crippling sense of shame and call body parts by their right names -- but her newfound sexual frankness makes Hank so uncomfortable that he pulls Bobby out of the class.</desc>
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    <title>The Order of the Straight Arrow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hank and his friends take Bobby's scout troop on a rite of passage journey in the wilderness.  The point of "The Order of the Straight Arrow" is for the kids to realize that their parents are ganging up to play jokes on them, and the joke Hank and the guys choose is to put the kids through a series of fake Native American rituals. However, Bobby takes the rituals seriously, and things become very serious indeed when, on a "snipe hunt," Bobby accidentally clobbers an endangered whooping crane.</desc>
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    <title>Hank's Got the Willies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Hank is worried because Bobby seems to have no goal in life and no role model.  He takes Bobby to the golf course, where Bobby accidentally hits Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, with a golf club.  Meanwhile, Peggy is upset because Hank pays more attention to his guitar "Betsy", than he does to her. Luanne is failing braidwork at the beauty academy.</desc>
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    <title>Luanne's Saga - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Luanne is dumped by her boyfriend Buckley, and  she drives Hank crazy by crying all day and all night.  Peggy warns Hank not to interfere, but Hank decides to find a new boyfriend for Luanne.  Unfortunately, the all-American guy he picks out for her turns out to be no good, and to Hank's horror, Luanne goes home with Boomhauer.  Hank is so disgusted, that he issues an ultimatum.</desc>
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    <title>Hank's Unmentionable Problem - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hank is constipated, and everyone wants to offer an opinion on how to cure it.  After a humiliating visit to a proctologist, he is told that unless his condition improves, his colon will have to be surgically removed.  Peggy makes Hank change his diet and his living habits in an attempt to become regular again, but Hank decides he'd rather die with a burger in his colon than live and eat faux-food.</desc>
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    <title>Westie Side Story - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Laotians Kahn and Minh Souphanousinphone and their daughter Connie move into the house next door to Hank.  Hank and Kahn take an immediate dislike to each other, but Peggy makes Hank go to Kahn's barbecue, for fear that people will think Hank is a racist.  Dale refuses to eat the burgers at the Bbq, citing that they are dog meat, and when Ladybird and Doggie go missing, Hank thinks he ate them.</desc>
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    <title>Shins of the Father - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hank's father Cotton, a sexist loudmouth who lost his shins fighting in WWII, makes a grand entrance at Bobby's birthday party, saving the day.  Peggy can't stand his ways, but he is Bobby's hero, and when Bobby begins to emulate his chauvenistic behavior, Hank reluctantly steps in.</desc>
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    <title>Peggy the Boggle Champ - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Peggy goes to Dallas to represent Arlen in the Texas State Boggle Championship, and brings Hank along as her coach. Hank abandons his coaching duties and sneaks away with his friends to see the Dallas Mower Expo.  Meanwhile, back in Arlen, Bobby and Luanne set off a disasterous series of events, sparked by a cup leaving a water ring on the coffee table.</desc>
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    <title>Keeping Up With Our Joneses - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes.  The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank and Peggy get re-addicted. They enlist many ways to help them quit as a family.  Luanne saves the day, when she becomes "fed-up" with the addiction.</desc>
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    <title>King of the Ant Hill - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hank wants to have the best lawn in the neighborhood for Cinco de Mayo, and he decides that Dale's weekly bug-spraying is hurting his lawn.  He tells Dale not to spray his lawn anymore.  The war begins.  Meanwhile, Bobby captures the Queen Fire Ant, and her hold on him becomes hypnotic.</desc>
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    <title>Plastic White Female - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Bobby is worried because he's been invited to his first boy-girl party, where the kids will play Spin the Bottle.  Luanne is worried because she has a big hairstyling test coming up.  When Luanne brings home a plastic "practice head," Bobby secretly starts using it to practice interacting with the opposite sex.  To Peggy's horror, she walks into Bobby's room and finds him kissing the plastic head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060942 +0000" stop="20261008063200 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bobby discovers a talent for target shooting, Hank thinks this could be his chance to bond with his son.  The only problem is that Hank can't shoot.  Ashamed to admit that he can't use a gun properly, Hank refuses to enter the father-son fun-shoot with Bobby.</desc>
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    <title>Texas City Twister - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Hank discovers that the trailer Luanne grew up in is still available, he wants Luanne to move out of the house and back into the trailer.  Hank and Peggy have a fight where Peggy accuses Hank of being cold and repressed, and Hank sort of tells Peggy to go to hell.  After Peggy goes with Luanne to help her move, Hank learns that a tornado is heading for the trailer park.  It's up to him to save his wife and niece, and to prove that he's not so repressed after all.</desc>
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    <title>The Arrowhead - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After Hank finds a couple of Native American artifacts in his yard, a snobbish archaeology professor from Arlen University gets Peggy's permission to dig there.  Peggy is fascinated by the professor's sophistication and knowledge, and Hank becomes jealous.</desc>
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    <title>Hilloween - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Junie Harper, a conservative church member, declares that Halloween is a Satanic holiday, and gets the school to shut down Hank's "Haunted House" on the grounds that it violates the separation of church and state.  Luanne and even Bobby start to believe Junie when she says that Hank is a Satanist, and Hank has to fight against Junie's attempt to cancel Halloween for the whole town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001046 +0000" stop="20261008003057 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Present Tense - S08E17</title>
    <desc>The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003057 +0000" stop="20261008005249 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sold-Y Locks - S08E18</title>
    <desc>In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005249 +0000" stop="20261008011441 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emotional Rollercoaster - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011441 +0000" stop="20261008013408 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Play - S08E20</title>
    <desc>One night at the movie theatre, Doug and Carrie can't decide on which film they want to see. They run into Deacon and Kelly and it turns out Kelly wants to see what Doug wants to see and Deacon likes the movie that Carrie likes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013408 +0000" stop="20261008015600 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hartford Wailer - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fight Schlub - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Acting Out - S08E23</title>
    <desc>After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.</desc>
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    <title>Mama Cast - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030105 +0000" stop="20261008032227 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Affair Trade - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care.

Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.</desc>
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    <title>Moxie Moron - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.</desc>
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    <title>Major Disturbance - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040510 +0000" stop="20261008042631 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruff Goin' - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy-a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042631 +0000" stop="20261008044753 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brace Yourself - S09E06</title>
    <desc>An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044753 +0000" stop="20261008050900 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Cheapo - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050900 +0000" stop="20261008053021 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Offensive Fowl - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053021 +0000" stop="20261008055142 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mild Bunch - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for a past grievance with their old principal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055142 +0000" stop="20261008061302 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhattan Project - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061302 +0000" stop="20261008063412 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Single Spaced - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063412 +0000" stop="20261008065453 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>China Syndrome (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.</desc>
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    <title>China Syndrome (2) - S09E13</title>
    <desc>At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doug's kingdom comes under attack when his recently widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in rather than go to a retirement home, turning Doug's TV room into Arthur's bedroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001610 +0000" stop="20261008003758 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Pino suspects Steven of stealing steaks, Jack is determined to change Steven and himself from their old ways but his plans don't go to plan. Tired of his new ways, Seth and Steven plan to get Jack laid so it will ease the pressure off him but he instead runs into his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Stockbrokers run up a huge bill and then dine and dash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003758 +0000" stop="20261008010002 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Date With Death - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack's old mentor, Gerard, comes to Nolita with a strange request. He wants Jack's food to feed him to death. Meanwhile, Steven and Seth's authority drives Jim to find his way up the kitchen hierarchy with ineffective results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010002 +0000" stop="20261008012206 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Jack sees Nolita's menu on Michel's restuarant without asking permission, the two restaurants go head-to-head hoping to destroy their rivals restaurant. To make matters worse, Michel begins seducing Mimi much to Nolita's chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012206 +0000" stop="20261008014403 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Lose, I Win - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack realizes that he needs to spend more time with the patrons if he wants Nolita to be more successful. To accomplish this, he hires Becky to be head-chef while he talks to patrons. Meanwhile, Mimi's old loser friend gives Nolita a visit and shows up with her handsome fiance, causing Mimi to become jealous of her. Seth and Teddy go to desperate measures to see if people like pastry or fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014403 +0000" stop="20261008020538 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rabbit Test - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally accepts a delivery of rabbits for Nolitas special, but when they arrive alive, no-one has the guts to kill them. Meanwhile, Jack dates a vegan who will not touch meat but he sweet talks her into eating meat. Also, Steven is convinced that Becky wants him badly in the sack that they put a bet on to see who will be the first one to crack, which results in both chefs to seduce one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020538 +0000" stop="20261008022740 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robbery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a gang of armed robbers target Nolita, the restaurant runs low on patrons and several staff members begin to freak out. Steven throws a model party to turn their luck around but the crew realize that the models eat the food then vomit it back out again.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Teddy Takes Off - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Food and Wine magazine writes a favorable review of one of the Nolita meals that Teddy makes but Jack takes total credit for it. This makes Teddy quit in anger, but seeing him quit and return so often, Jack decides to hire another chef, Chet. Meanwhile, Nolita is flooded with guests wanting the fish meal, and Jack soon discovers he does not know how to make it, and realizes he has to get Teddy back.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Do Brunch - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Becky’s secret affair continues. Meanwhile, Pino orders Jack to take his sweetbreads off the menu because they are not selling. Becky convinces Jack to start serving brunch even though the rest of the staff is dead set against it. Seth has a run in with a suave chocolate maker.</desc>
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    <title>Praise be Praise - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tries desperately to impress Jack with his initiative in the kitchen, but his good intentions turn against him causing Jack to give him the silent treatment. A “no send-back” policy is introduced at Nolita which annoys Mimi. Jack gets rated on his “bedroom skills” by the author of the ChefHunter.net website. But when he is given an score that does not sit well with him, he goes out to prove to the author he is top material.</desc>
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    <title>Power Play - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mimi is the new owner of Nolita and a power-struggle with Jack enfolds. The two fight for control over the restaurant and staff but when a surprise health inspector shows up for an inspection, this prompts Jack to try and bribe her and Mimi doing the inspection the honest way. Also, Jim deals with Tanya's kiss, and trying to keep it secret from Seth who has a history of crazy jealousy.</desc>
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    <title>And the Award Goes To... - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Now that Nolita has changed hands and Jack and Mimi are in charge, Nolita is nominated for an EPICURE Award. However, Jack soon realizes that Becky's restaurant is also nominated for the same award prompting a series of mistrust and hostility towards Jack for welcoming her back into his life. Seth finally discovers Jim's indiscretion and Ramon sees the Virgin Mary in a Prize Lobster.</desc>
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    <title>An Affair To Remember - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jack is unaware that the woman he slept with, Gia, is Pino's mistress, who lives above the restaurant. Gia wants to tell Pino about their affair because Jack looks after her whereas Pino does not. Everything then goes awry when Pino throws his wife a party and his mistress arrives threatening to tell all. Meanwhile, Steven, Teddy and Seth plan to take Jim out to get him laid but they instead use his pityful nature to pick up girls for themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Exile on Main Street - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jack Bourdain was a great chef four years ago until he made his own demise. Nowadays, he works in a children's restaurant run by his girlfriend. But his luck is about to change: Pino Lugeria, owner of Nolita, wants Jack to take over as head chef and to assemble a crew in 48 hours. For this, he goes back to his old friends offering all of them a chance to work together again. But this decision does not sit well with Pino's daughter, Mimi, who resents Jack.</desc>
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    <title>Aftermath - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Pino suspects Steven of stealing steaks, Jack is determined to change Steven and himself from their old ways but his plans don't go to plan. Tired of his new ways, Seth and Steven plan to get Jack laid so it will ease the pressure off him but he instead runs into his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Stockbrokers run up a huge bill and then dine and dash.</desc>
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    <title>Dinner Date With Death - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack's old mentor, Gerard, comes to Nolita with a strange request. He wants Jack's food to feed him to death. Meanwhile, Steven and Seth's authority drives Jim to find his way up the kitchen hierarchy with ineffective results.</desc>
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    <title>French Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Jack sees Nolita's menu on Michel's restuarant without asking permission, the two restaurants go head-to-head hoping to destroy their rivals restaurant. To make matters worse, Michel begins seducing Mimi much to Nolita's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060703 +0000" stop="20261008062900 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Lose, I Win - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack realizes that he needs to spend more time with the patrons if he wants Nolita to be more successful. To accomplish this, he hires Becky to be head-chef while he talks to patrons. Meanwhile, Mimi's old loser friend gives Nolita a visit and shows up with her handsome fiance, causing Mimi to become jealous of her. Seth and Teddy go to desperate measures to see if people like pastry or fish.</desc>
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    <title>Rabbit Test - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally accepts a delivery of rabbits for Nolitas special, but when they arrive alive, no-one has the guts to kill them. Meanwhile, Jack dates a vegan who will not touch meat but he sweet talks her into eating meat. Also, Steven is convinced that Becky wants him badly in the sack that they put a bet on to see who will be the first one to crack, which results in both chefs to seduce one another.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065035 +0000" stop="20261008071237 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robbery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a gang of armed robbers target Nolita, the restaurant runs low on patrons and several staff members begin to freak out. Steven throws a model party to turn their luck around but the crew realize that the models eat the food then vomit it back out again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071237 +0000" stop="20261008073409 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teddy Takes Off - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Food and Wine magazine writes a favorable review of one of the Nolita meals that Teddy makes but Jack takes total credit for it. This makes Teddy quit in anger, but seeing him quit and return so often, Jack decides to hire another chef, Chet. Meanwhile, Nolita is flooded with guests wanting the fish meal, and Jack soon discovers he does not know how to make it, and realizes he has to get Teddy back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073409 +0000" stop="20261008075545 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Do Brunch - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Becky’s secret affair continues. Meanwhile, Pino orders Jack to take his sweetbreads off the menu because they are not selling. Becky convinces Jack to start serving brunch even though the rest of the staff is dead set against it. Seth has a run in with a suave chocolate maker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003744 +0000" stop="20261008012117 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms. Jean's Southern Cuisine - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gordon heads to Wilkinsburg, Pennsylvania, home to Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine, which was opened 12 years ago by retired special education teacher Ms Jean Gould. Her employees say she's like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and that's why the local community stay away. Ms Jean insists she's only mean because her employees are lazy, but the business is falling apart.</desc>
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    <title>Barefoot Bob's - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay continues his travels across the United States in a bid to save failing restaurants from disaster. This week, Gordon visits beachside restaurant Barefoot Bob's in Hull, Massachusetts, owned by husband-and-wife team Marc and Lisa. The duo opened the grill in the summer of 2004 to a busy seafront crowd, but every year the bottom line collapses through the bleak winter months.</desc>
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    <title>Revisited #8 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay revisits Café Hon in Hampden, Maryland, Chiarella's in Philadelphia, and Leone's in Montclair, New Jersey, to see whether the restaurant owners have taken his advice on board.</desc>
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    <title>Olde Hitching Post Restaurant &amp; Tavern - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay confronts the stubborn owner of the Olde Hitching Post in Massachusetts, who refuses to let his daughter and eatery co-owner have any control.</desc>
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    <title>Levanti's Italian Restaurant - S05E08</title>
    <desc>In Beaver, Pennsylvania, where he finds a brother-and-sister team who are unable to work together in a positive manner at an Italian restaurant called Levanti's. Their relationship is so fractured that they are failing to save their father's business from being overwhelmed by competition from other local eateries. The situation has become desperate and dad Tony is now in danger of losing his life savings.</desc>
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    <title>Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Gordon visits family-owned restaurant Sam's Mediterranean Kabob Room in Monrovia, California. Within minutes of his arrival, Gordon is caught in the crossfire of an argument between owner Sam, his wife and their children, all of whom are feeling the pressure of working in the restaurant seven days a week.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045910 +0000" stop="20261008054242 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nino's Italian Restaurant - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Gordon heads to Long Beach, California, to save Nino's, an Italian family restaurant that was opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of the eldest son, Nino. Younger brother Michael and sister Carina point the finger of blame for the restaurant's failings directly at Nino, and their 78-year-old mother Inge is desperate for Nino to turn the business around.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054242 +0000" stop="20261008062615 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mill Street Bistro (1) - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Gordon heads to Norwalk, Ohio, in America's farming heartland, for the first of two visits to the Mill Street Bistro. There he encounters Joe Nagy, one of the most pretentious restaurant owners he has ever met.</desc>
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    <title>Mill Street Bistro (2) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>In the dramatic conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga, Gordon's disagreement with proprietor Joe Nagy erupts into one of his most intense confrontations yet.</desc>
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    <title>Yanni's - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Gordon visits Greek restaurant Yanni's in Seattle, where he clashes with defiant owner Peter, a chef who is so set in his ways that he hasn't allowed any changes to his menu since the business opened in 1984. His own family are concerned that the restaurant is becoming trapped in the past, but Peter is determined to stick to his guns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005225 +0000" stop="20261008014933 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Are Rules - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Faced with a quandary, Bertie decides to take matters into his own hands at Mt. Sinai, enlisting Algernon to help. Thackery investigates the efficacy of hypnosis, and takes an interest in a pair of conjoined twins. Lucy lobbies Henry for a gala invitation. Cornelia visits the brother of a deceased immigrant with ties to Speight. Gallinger dines with an unwelcome guest. Barrow previews a new home for Junia. Harriet agrees to make a change.</desc>
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    <title>Williams and Walker - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Fighting his nerves, Thackery readies himself to attempt to separate Zoya and Nika in front of a packed audience. After getting a surprise gift from her father-in-law, Cornelia attends a gala charity ball for the new Knick with other familiar guests. Barrow gets rid of a threat. Opal spoils the Robertsons’ good mood. Algernon gets a long-overdue spotlight in the surgical theater, but complications ensue.</desc>
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    <title>Not Well at All - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thackery attempts a new cure in the inebriation ward; Brockhurst demands his "girls" be returned; Gallinger and his wife's relationship and Bertie's relationship with Genevieve go off in surprising directions. Later, Cornelia shows evidence of the company's wrongdoing to Henry; Barrow's marriage troubles come to a head; and Thackery performs plastic surgery on Abby.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Remember Moon Flower? - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Thackery and Capt. Robertson's connection and how the doctor arrived at the Knick, are revealed; the problems between Edwards and Gallinger come to a head after a medical-board hearing about Gallinger's vasectomies. Later, Cleary and Harriet engage in a joint business venture; Lucy shares memories with her father; Barrow realizes the rising costs of living well; and Cornelia and Henry face a family crisis.</desc>
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    <title>This Is All We Are - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Thackery ignores Zinberg's advice at Mt. Sinai and undertakes a risky, alternative course of action; Cornelia confronts Henry about the family business; Barrow's actions at the hospital construction site are called into question; Gallinger ponders a job opportunity; and Cleary steadfastly refuses to give up on Harriet.</desc>
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    <title>Method and Madness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In New York City hospital, accomplished Dr. John W. Thackery is named chief surgeon and is pressured by a major benefactor to hire a black doctor as his top assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Paris Shoes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Already fuming over the hospital's faulty new electrical system, Thackery tasks Herman Barrow, the Knick's crooked superintendent, to deliver more cadavers so that he and his team can test out novel surgical procedures. With more patients dying, Edwards offers to share a procedure he learned in France, but is rebuffed by Thackery and Gallinger. Robertson addresses a typhoid-fever outbreak. Elkins is taken into Thackery's confidence. Sister Harriet breaks a taboo. Edwards finds an alternative way to perform his duties.</desc>
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    <title>Custom K.I.T.T. - S02E08</title>
    <desc>KITT is the bait in Michael's plan to trap customized-car thieves. Suspects found at a traveling custom-car show. Subplot--a couple of inept car thieves try to steal KITT with startling results.</desc>
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    <title>Soul Survivor - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A computer whiz cracks KITT's programming and erases the memory, forcing Michael to battle his own car. KITT is 'boxed' for portability in another car.</desc>
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    <title>Ring of Fire - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Michael battles to protect Cajun woman from her vengeful husband in a Louisiana bayou.</desc>
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    <title>Knightmares - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Michael suffers amnesia from a head injury sustained while investigating at a dam and reverts to his former identity as policeman Michael Long.</desc>
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    <title>Silent Knight - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Michael is preparing to attend the Christmas banquet when he encounters a gypsy boy who has witnessed a bank robbery and is sought by the robbers from whom he stole a gold watch.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight in Shining Armor - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A killer with a treasure map must find his victim's estranged daughter, who holds the key to the treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Diamonds Aren't a Girl's Best Friend - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Michael heads for Mexico to trap a talent agent who's using beautiful models to smuggle diamonds into the U.S.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051809 +0000" stop="20261008060315 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White-Line Warriors - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Car club members are being blamed for a string of burglaries that coincide with their weekend visits to a coastal community. Subplot--Manny tries to sell a car security system to Michael.</desc>
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    <title>Race for Life - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Michael races the clock to find a gang leader who's the only compatible donor for a girl needing a life-saving transplant.</desc>
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    <title>Speed Demons - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Michael and KITT are put on alert when an anonymous letter warns that a killer may strike at a Foundation sponsored motorcycle race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000811 +0000" stop="20261008003042 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dork Knight Returns - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Arc's predecessor on the Phoenix Squad returns, bumping Arc to the Kraken Squad while his friends secretly work to get rid of their former partner.</desc>
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    <title>Tonight, Two Knight - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On the eve of Ciara's sister's return from the battlefield, Sir Gareth binds the feuding Arc and Ciara with "magical friendship bracelets" from which they can only be released by demonstrating sincere kindness toward each other.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight's Tail - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ciara entrusts Arc with her Pixie Ring, which turns him into a hideous beast when he tests the ring's powers on himself; desperate to undo the curse, Ciara and Arc seek the help of the Pixie Queen, who reveals she has beef with Arc.</desc>
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    <title>Parent Teacher Knight - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix Squad appeals to Sir Gareth in an effort to expel Sage from Knight School, but his meeting with Sage's mother backfires after he falls in love at first sight, and follows her command to immediately make Sage a knight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013719 +0000" stop="20261008015920 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Knight Thing - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Sorcery School students temporarily move onto the Knight School grounds, and quickly engage in a competition for control of the Phoenix squad room; Arc and Ciara must decide how far they will go to win and save their school.</desc>
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    <title>Wish I May, Wish I Knight - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Arc gives Ciara a bottle with a genie inside, she decides to make a wish so that she can attend Knight School. But, when Sage becomes princess and gets the bottle so that the genie, Kiki, is hers, Arc and Ciara have to get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022153 +0000" stop="20261008024424 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working on the Knight Moves - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Arc and Ciara secretly attend an academy run by hotshot knight and former Knight School student Sir Swayze, who teaches tactics that go against Sir Gareth's methods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024424 +0000" stop="20261008032755 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thief in the Knight (part 1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Arc convinces Ciara to show him the famed Dragon Crystals, which protect the kingdom. But, after a crystal goes missing, Arc is arrested, and his friends question whether they can trust him while he tries to find the missing crystal and clear his name.</desc>
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    <title>A Thief in the Knight (part 2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Arc's swindler father wants his son to leave Knight School and help with his latest con; to prove he's destined for knighthood instead, Arc stands up for himself, but soon becomes stuck in one of his father's shady schemes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035040 +0000" stop="20261008041312 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me Home to Knight - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Arc's swindler father wants his son to leave Knight School and help with his latest con; to prove he's destined for knighthood instead, Arc stands up for himself, but soon becomes stuck in one of his father's shady schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041312 +0000" stop="20261008043543 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Total Knightmare - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Knight School quests have begun and Warwick worries his fears will hinder the squad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043543 +0000" stop="20261008045837 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight for Your Knight to Party - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ciara wants to bake the King his traditional birthday cake, but she and the Phoenix Squad need the help of an old enemy who is cooking up his own plans for revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045837 +0000" stop="20261008052132 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fright Knight - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the Princess defies her father's orders and attends the Party of Darkness, the Shadow Ghost appears and threatens to possess her, forcing the Phoenix Squad to fight to save their friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052132 +0000" stop="20261008054427 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Knight Lies - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Worried that her royal duties are taking her away from Prudy, Ciara arranges for Prudy to become friends with the princess; when Prudy starts spending too much time with the princess, Ciara becomes jealous of her alter ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054427 +0000" stop="20261008060709 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Knight, Part 1 - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When an injured Princess Eliza informs the kingdom that Ryker is near the all-powerful Armor of Astoria, Arc and Ciara race to its location, but a shocking betrayal allows Ryker to take the Armor and reclaim Astoria's throne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060709 +0000" stop="20261008062952 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Knight, Part 2 - S01E20</title>
    <desc>When an injured Princess Eliza informs the kingdom that Ryker is near the all-powerful Armor of Astoria, Arc and Ciara race to its location, but a shocking betrayal allows Ryker to take the Armor and reclaim Astoria's throne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062952 +0000" stop="20261008065124 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight To Remember - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When big-mouthed Prudence learns of Arc and Ciara's secrets, she agrees to have her memory wiped before accidentally exposing her friends to the entire kingdom, then forgets they were ever her friends at all.

The crossover continues on Henry Danger S05E09 Knight &amp; Danger (II)</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065124 +0000" stop="20261008071234 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at First Knight - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Warwick's infatuation with the princess becomes a liability during training, Arc and Ciara help him focus by setting him up with another beautiful princess, but she may not be as sweet as she seems.</desc>
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    <title>The Orb - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A mysterious pylon turns Will invisible!  Perhaps this startling new power can enable him to free Enik - putting an end to the Sleestaks' foolish plan of unleashing the destructive powers of the orb and plunging the land forever into total darkness.</desc>
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    <title>Repairman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Someone has been tampering with the crystal matrix tables . . . Soon solar flares are raging out of control.  As the world withers and dies under the intense heat, an unflappable British visitor arrives with curious knowledge about the troubled realm.</desc>
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    <title>Medusa - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A runaway canoe sends Holly careening into the clutches of a mysterious young woman.  "Meddy" implores the youngest Marshall to relax, to spend some time here in her garden admiring the remarkably lifelike statues . . . Will Holly realize her rescuer's true identity before it is too late?</desc>
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    <title>Cornered - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Stung by Torchy's poisonous tail, Will's fate hangs in the balance!  Enik refuses to reveal the antidote unless the family rids the valley of the pesky fire-breathing dinosaur - forever.  Soon Uncle Jack and Holly find themselves in a desperate race against time, one they all too easily can lose!</desc>
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    <title>Flying Dutchman - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious Captain tries to take Holly away on his flying ship.</desc>
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    <title>Hot-Air Artist - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A hot air balloonist crashes on the Land of the Lost and promises to bring the Marshalls back to civilization... though he only intends to return with their uncivilized friend Cha-Ka.</desc>
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    <title>Abominable Snowman - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A yeti comes to call when Holly stakes claim to its unicorn</desc>
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    <title>Timestop - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Will and Holly find a crystal that holds the key to time travel, which they must use to save Cha-Ka from certain death.</desc>
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    <title>Ancient Guardian - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The yeti goes on a rampage when the Marshalls disturb an ancient Sleestak statue.</desc>
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    <title>Scarab - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Cha-Ka's evil side is unleashed after being bitten by a beautiful beetle.</desc>
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    <title>Medicine Man - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The Marshalls get caught in the middle when a feuding soldier and Indian wander into the Land of the Lost.</desc>
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    <title>Cha-Ka - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Grumpy, a T-Rex attacks a small family of Paku (caveman like creatures), Will and Holly watch and rescue the smallest Paku that hurt his leg. They bring him back to the cave and fix him up, they quickly become friends, but they also find out that Pakus aren't that friendly...</desc>
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    <title>The Sleestak God - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Will and Holly go adventuring and find the Lost City and Sleestak, lizard men that don't behave. Cha-ka gets Rick and they go looking for them with trouble and suprises on the way......</desc>
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    <title>Life Behind Larry - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Everybody has their own ideas about who should host the show being readied to follow Larry, while Larry worries over not winning a major award again.</desc>
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    <title>Artie's Gone - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Artie gets stuck on the highway during torrential rains and mud-slides leaving Paula the booker to function as the producer for the show.</desc>
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    <title>Larry Loses Interest - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As the show's traditional anniversary show approaches, Larry finds it all boring and tedious, so he plays with the idea of writing a book while rumors spread about a film role.</desc>
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    <title>Larry's Partner - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Larry reluctantly agrees to hire his former comedy partner as a show writer.</desc>
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    <title>Broadcast Nudes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hank manipulates Darlene into agreeing to do a Playboy spread and Larry worries about appearing in Architectural Digest.</desc>
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    <title>Larry's Birthday - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Larry celebrates his birthday and the gang all struggle to top each other with their birthday gifts to him. Meanwhile the celebration is darkened by the firing of one of the writers.</desc>
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    <title>Being There - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Larry and Francine quarrel over her commitment to their renewed relationship.</desc>
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    <title>The Performance Artist - S02E14</title>
    <desc>In an effort to freshen up the guest list, Larry agrees to have a controversial performance on, then chickens out when he sees the guy's routine.</desc>
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    <title>Hank's Wedding - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Larry tries to decide about warning an elated Hank about his new bride when the ""Hey now!"" guy announces he's going to marry a younger woman he has just recently met.</desc>
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    <title>Off Camera - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Artie has a terrible day backstage with an Entertainment Weekly writer prowling around, John Ritter and Gene Siskel nearly coming to blows, and a stray dog nipping at everyone.</desc>
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    <title>The Grand Opening - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Larry goes on vacation, but the problems follow him as Hank alienates a series of co-hosts as he anxiously awaits the opening night of Hank's Lookaround Restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>New York or L.A. - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Larry seriously considers either quitting the biz or moving his show to New York after the network's new owner begins to meddle with the format.</desc>
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    <title>Montana - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Larry's going out of his mind with boredom up in Montana when Artie appears with a scheme to resurrect the show.</desc>
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    <title>You're Having My Baby - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Larry's chances with Mimi Rogers drop dramatically when a woman from Montana turns up with the claim that she's carrying Larry's baby.</desc>
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    <title>Would You Do Me a Favor? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Larry's dad pays a visit to California, but Larry doesn't want to see him, so he adds that little chore to the things an already fed-up Beverly has to cope with.</desc>
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    <title>The Gift - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Paula worries about her job when Larry gets angry with her over guests canceling, and really goes all out to convince a reluctant Danny DeVito not to cancel too. Larry and Artie try to decide what to choose as the guest gift.</desc>
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    <title>People's Choice - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Artie is chosen to produce the People's Choice Awards, prompting both Larry and Hank to try for a role in the show.</desc>
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    <title>Hank's Night in the Sun - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Hank gets his shot at the big chair when Larry gets food poisoning just before a taping.</desc>
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    <title>Office Romance - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The office suffers when Larry and Darlene tentatively begin a romance, prompting a domino effect of hurt feelings and jealousy.</desc>
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    <title>The Mr. Sharon Stone Show - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Larry hits it off with guest Sharon Stone, but finds he can't cope with her greater celebrity status.</desc>
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    <title>Down and Dirty - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A televised national poker tour comes to the Montecito. At the same time, Casey, not knowing what APAC means, lets the Porn industry host a convention at the Montecito. Additionally, to make up for this bad publicity, Casey orders a commercial to be done at the Montecito, with Ed as the face of the casino.</desc>
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    <title>Bait and Switch - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Real diamonds get stolen from the pool at Montecito when Lil' Flip is shooting a music video. Metro cannot be called in due to the jeweller's special request, and investigating gets harder. A guy plays suspiciously good at the craps table, claiming to have a gift to be able to win when he wants. Ed and Mike wants to go to the bottom of his true gift. Mike appears to be a stripper with quite a package, if one are to believe the flyers that are floating around at the casino.</desc>
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    <title>The Bitch is Back - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Monica's old suite seems to be haunted, causing troubles with the new residents. Sam makes a bet with Paul Logan, a rival casino host - who's the best casino host/hostess there is? Delinda faces problem with the health inspector at Mystique, but seems wrongly treated. Meanwhile, Mary decides to take advantage of the ghost situation and starts a "Haunted Montecito Tour."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>And Here's Mike with the Weather - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Almost three million dollars have disappeared from Montecito. The gaming commission has to clear Casey's licence and the missing money becomes an issue. Despite being dead, it seems Monica still gets Montecito in troubles. A live weather report is to be aired from inside the casino, when the weatherman gets an allergic reaction, allowing Mike to take his place for one night. Danny and Mike is to find the missing millions, and the thief, no matter if the thief is dead or not.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Urban Legends - S03E15</title>
    <desc>An urban legend becomes true when Danny finds a guest in an ice filled bathtub missing a kidney. To avoid bad press, the lawyers want to pay him for his silence, but Danny and Mike have other plans and start to investigate a possible scam. Ed helps Sam treat a whale who suffers from really sweaty hands, which is starting to scare the other guests away. Jimmie Johnson comes over to the Montecito to be the final judge of a car convention, in which Delinda for one is participating in.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Coyote Ugly - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Norma Pitts, one of Monica's friends, is at the Montecito. She finds a finger in the new buffet. Sam has to deal with a customer who doesn't want her as his host.</desc>
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    <title>Lyle &amp; Substance - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A chip thief who was caught by Mike and Danny claims that he met somebody who wants to blow up the Montecito. Wolfgang Puck and Gunther are having a cook-off. Sam hears about a masseur at the Montecito who offers "special treatments."</desc>
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    <title>Like A Virgin - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Mary is planning an expensive wedding for one of Sam's biggest clients. Mike and Danny investigate card counters.</desc>
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    <title>Cash Springs Eternal - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Danny and Mike probe serial robberies in the casino's residential suites and also find time to serve as models for a charity calendar. Meanwhile, Jillian is alarmed when she discovers her marriage to Ed may have adversely affected Delinda. Mary deals with a hard to please European.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>All Quiet on the Montecito Front - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Romance begins to bloom between Danny and Delinda, to their utmost surprise. But keeping the relationship tight-lipped proves difficult, particularly when Jillian flies in Delinda's old college flame (Shawn Christian). Meanwhile, Casey organizes a paintball retreat for the department heads.</desc>
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    <title>Party Line - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Jeff discovers that the reason for Jenny's grumpiness is that no one remembered her birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Superstition - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Porky is upset when a black cat crosses Lassie's path and then she walks under a ladder, but Jeff and Ellen tell him superstitions are silly--but Jeff may be converted when unfortunate things keep happening.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Goodbye Forever - S03E18</title>
    <desc>After being punished for something he didn't do, Porky tells Jeff that he's running away. Jeff asks Porky to stick around in the hope that he can convince him not to leave.</desc>
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    <title>Lassie's Vanity - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Lassie is praised for her looks after a visit to a pet salon and she takes the compliments a little too much to heart.</desc>
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    <title>Champion - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Jeff persuades Gramps to enter a turkey shoot, even though Gramps doesn't think his eyesight is good enough.</desc>
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    <title>Vigil - S03E21</title>
    <desc>A little dog left in Jeff's care pines for his missing master</desc>
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    <title>Chimp - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Porky and Jeff receive a chimpanzee by mail instead of the hamsters ordered. When they try and hide the chimp from everyone, they discover that the task is far more difficult than they imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Lassie's Day - S03E23</title>
    <desc>With the Millers and Brockways attending a wedding, Lassie and Pokey set out on a series of adventures.</desc>
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    <title>The Rock - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A baseball that gets misplaced during rock collecting for a school exhibit causes a rift between Jeff and Porky.</desc>
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    <title>The Artist - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Jeff tries his hand in matchmaking by matching Gramps up with an artist that is staying at a nearby cottage.</desc>
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    <title>Survival - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Porky and Jeff spend a night roughing it in the woods but their tranquility is threatened by a nearby camper's carless fire tending.</desc>
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    <title>Bird Watchers - S03E27</title>
    <desc>While Porky and Jeff go off to identify birds for a school project, Lassie tends bird eggs whose mother was killed by a ferret.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Dog House - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Lassie feels she is being punished when she is made to sleep outside in a dog house built by Gramps.</desc>
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    <title>The Search - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Gramps heads out on a secret fishing trip just as a bad storm approaches the area.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062024 +0000" stop="20261008064625 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy's Day - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Jeff and Porky are sheriffs on the town's annual boy's day, so Gramps cooks up a fake robbery to give them a little excitement.</desc>
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    <title>The Snob - S03E31</title>
    <desc>After visiting to Timothy Powell's summer home, Jeff is envious of the wonderful things he saw at the wealthy Powells and turns up his nose at the farm and Porky. So when the Powells go away for the weekend, Ellen has Timmy stay with the Millers.When Timothy falls seriously ill, however, it is Ellen's unwavering care that brings about his recovery, and Jeff realizes that money isn't everything and Jeff finds out the boy thinks he's the lucky one.</desc>
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    <title>Haunted House - S03E32</title>
    <desc>On a dare, Porky and Jeff venture into a supposed haunted house and are surprised to see what appears to be a real ghost.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>No longer Saxon or Dane, Uhtred and his best friend Brida are fugitives on the run from Uhtred’s uncle Aelfric. Finding himself blamed for a wedding massacre, Uhtred pleads his innocence to the great Viking warlord Ubba, but is not believed.  His only choice is to return to his Saxon roots and approach the soon-to-be king, Alfred.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uhtred wins the protection of Alfred. He believes his commitment to the newly crowned King will help ensure he continues on the path to reclaim his birthright, but this newfound allegiance might also cost him his relationship with Brida. Meanwhile, Brida harbors a secret of her own.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A cunning tactical play by King Alfred keeps Uhtred close at heel, but it’s not long before Uhtred realizes he’s been tricked and his relationship with the King hits a new low. King Alfred then invites Uhtred to peace talks only to use him as a pawn, handing Uhtred over as a hostage to the Danes. However, the turn of events reunites Uhtred with his Danish brother Ragnar the Younger. When the tides turn once again and threaten Uhtred’s life, Ragnar proves to be a true ally and quite possibly, Uhtred’s saving grace. Meanwhile, a great battle looms over Wessex.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Uhtred volunteers for a stealth mission to outflank the Danes and destroy their ships, but is challenged to a fight with Ubba.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Uhtred and Leofric lead a raiding party into Cornwall; the party become mercenaries; Uhtred attracts the attention of a beautiful sorceress queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043919 +0000" stop="20261008053738 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As a consequence of their actions in Cornwall, Uhtred and Leofric face off in a death match; the Danes launch an invasion on Wessex.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A united King Alfred and Uhtred leave the cover of the marshes and make a rallying call to all Saxon armies.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Uhtred the fearless and instinctive warrior, begins his voyage north to avenge Earl Ragnar’s death and recapture his ancestral lands of Bebbanburg from his traitorous uncle, Aelfric. King Alfred’s conviction to unite the separate kingdoms of England is stronger than ever and he sets his sights on the wild lands of the north, which have fallen into the control of savage Dane brothers Sigefrid and Erik. Upon receiving word from Brother Trew and Father Beocca about a prophesised new king in the form of Christian Dane Guthred, Alfred sends the priests on a rescue mission, weighted in silver to free Guthred from the hands of slave traders. Elsewhere, Uhtred still feels the loss of Iseult and, fearful that they are straying from their journey north, Hild takes matters into her own hands to advance their quest. While crossing paths with Father Beocca in Eoferwic, Uhtred finds himself embroiled in a rescue mission and is brought face to face with an enemy of old. As the team enter into dangerous territory, will the exchange of ransom go to plan?</desc>
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    <title>Bride of Prankenstein - S07E04</title>
    <desc>On Halloween night, Mike and Chuck work late to set up a security system at Outdoor Man and find the perfect target to prank when Joe arrives at the store. Meanwhile Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance.</desc>
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    <title>One Flew Into the Empty Nest - S07E05</title>
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    <title>The Courtship of Vanessa's Mother - S07E06</title>
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    <title>Dreams vs. Realty - S07E07</title>
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    <title>HR's Rough n' Stuff - S07E08</title>
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    <title>The Gift of the Mike Guy - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Mike finds getting Ed a special Christmas present is easier said than done...for the man who has everything. Meanwhile, Eve returns to visit and Vanessa helps the family realize the importance of their long-standing holiday family traditions.</desc>
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    <title>Three for the Road - S07E10</title>
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    <title>Common Ground - S07E11</title>
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    <title>Cabin Pressure - S07E12</title>
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    <title>The Best Man - S07E13</title>
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    <title>Sibling Quibbling - S07E14</title>
    <desc>With Chuck away on his honeymoon, Ed takes over Outdoor Man security duties with a new approach. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle combine their finances and things go less than smoothly.</desc>
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    <title>Arrest Her Development - S07E15</title>
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    <title>Urban Exploring - S07E16</title>
    <desc>As Boyd's sense of adventure grows, Mike and Kristen have different opinions on how much space they should give him. When Mandy and Kyle move into their apartment, they find Ryan isn't a "fun" landlord.</desc>
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    <title>Cards on the Table - S07E17</title>
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    <title>Otherwise Engaged - S07E18</title>
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    <title>The Passion of Paul - S07E19</title>
    <desc>When Reverend Paul calls on Mike to teach Sunday School, Mike convinces Kyle to take his place. Meanwhile, Eve fears Mandy and Kristin are taking advantage of Jen at home.</desc>
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    <title>Yass Queen - S07E20</title>
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    <title>The Favourite - S07E21</title>
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    <title>A Moving Finale - S07E22</title>
    <desc>When Mandy and Kyle are hesitant to move out of the Baxter household and into their own place, Mike gives them some tough love. Meanwhile Ed and Chuck try to avoid contributing to Boyd's theater fundraiser.</desc>
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    <title>No Parental Guidance - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Mike helps Vanessa deal with empty nest syndrome. Meanwhile, Kristin announces her pregnancy to the family and unknowingly upsets Mandy in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Wrench in the Works - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Mike and Chuck's plans to open a classic car renovation service crash when Joe is invited to join in. Also, Vanessa realizes that Mandy is tricking Kyle into doing all their married chores.</desc>
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    <title>Yours, Wine, and Ours - S08E03</title>
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    <title>Family Feud - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It's Thanksgiving and Tray is cooking up beef with his long-time rival and cousin, Fred. Meanwhile, Amira and Shahzad get to know the good, bad and ugly sides of their family.</desc>
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    <title>The Breaks - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Shay finally gets a big break in her career, Tray and the family grapple with the huge changes that it will mean for them all.</desc>
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    <title>In Da Club - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Tray's relationship advice to Paul fails, Tray and company decide to take him out to the club so he can let loose and find himself.</desc>
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    <title>Come Clean - S03E08</title>
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    <title>All I Need - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Warning - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Staying Alive - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After he is shot and wakes up from a coma, Tray must reckon with past mistakes while fighting for his future.</desc>
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    <title>The First Hump Is the Hardest - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Back on his feet, Tray looks to set the record straight with the person who shot him while reigniting his relationship with Jasmine.</desc>
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    <title>Tray Finds His Purpose - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Tray brings his love of cooking to a job at Wavy’s new restaurant and discovers an even greater love in the process.</desc>
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    <title>If You Can’t Buy, Rent - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Veesy declines his help, Tray decides to get enough signatures to keep the community center open in secret.</desc>
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    <title>Helping Is Hard - S04E05</title>
    <desc>With the Tompkins-Marcy Center reopened, Tray begins to help his community, but an old friend and Javi’s mother complicate his efforts.</desc>
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    <title>The Negotiator - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Smush - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After they find a suspicious hat in Amira's room, Tray and Josh decide to follow her and find out whose it is. When confronted about their dating life, Amira's mystery boyfriend tells her dads about a teenage hangout called the Smush House.</desc>
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    <title>Know Thyself - S04E08</title>
    <desc>As Amira selects a college, Tray helps her redefine what Blackness means to her, and learns something surprising about his own father.</desc>
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    <title>The Squared Circle - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Veesy convinces a Brooklyn artist to paint a mural for the community center; Tray approaches Mark Breland and Teddy Atlas to train Javi; when Javi lands a fight that conflicts with prom, Josh steps in to help Amira; Shahzad makes a special promposal.</desc>
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    <title>The Payback - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Tray excitedly prepares for his kids' high school graduation but is interrupted by an illicit request from Percy. After Tray helps a student out of a jam, Veesy begins to see Tray in a new light. Shahzad stresses over having to give a speech.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tray is released from prison after 15-years. He discovers his girlfriend, Shay, has married an affable, successful white man who is helping raise the twins that Tray never knew existed.</desc>
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    <title>Bobo Beans - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After getting turned down for a job at a high-end restaurant, Tray stumbles into a position at a chain coffee shop. The twist - it's owned by Wavy, the drug dealer that Tray took the fall for.</desc>
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    <title>Swipe Right - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cousin Bobby convinces Tray to try Tinder. Tray lands a great match but realizes that he's not emotionally ready for a new relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Repass - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Unbeknownst to Shay, Tray was invited to her mother's funeral reception, much to her disapproval. However, Tray stands up for Shay when her family gives her a hard time about not being there in her mother's later years.</desc>
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    <title>Tray-ning Day - S01E06</title>
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    <title>That Backslide - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Come Clean - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - After Stan &amp; Ollie save a girl from suicide, she follows them home, where they try to hide her from their wives.</desc>
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    <title>Beau Hunks - S07E09</title>
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    <title>On The Loose - S07E10</title>
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    <title>Helpmates - S08E01</title>
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    <title>Any Old Port - S08E02</title>
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    <title>The Music Box - S08E03</title>
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    <title>The Chimp - S08E04</title>
    <desc>After the circus where they work goes bankrupt, Stan &amp; Ollie recieve trained gorilla Ethel as compensation.</desc>
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    <title>County Hospital - S08E05</title>
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    <title>Scram! - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Laurel &amp; Hardy are ordered out of town by mean Judge Beaumont. On their way out of town they help a drunk find his car keys, and he takes them to what he believes is his home, although it actually belongs to the judge.</desc>
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    <title>Pack Up Your Troubles - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When their best friend is killed in the trenches in WW1, Stan and Ollie care for his daughter and attempt to locate her grandparents.</desc>
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    <title>Their First Mistake - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Stan convinces Ollie to adopt a baby and suprise his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Towed In A Hole - S08E09</title>
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    <title>Twice Two - S09E01</title>
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    <title>The Midnight Patrol - S09E04</title>
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    <title>Busy Bodies - S09E05</title>
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    <title>Second Opinion - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A woman's death exposes an unorthodox method of treating cancer that Executive Assistant DA McCoy intends to prove is negligent homicide.</desc>
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    <desc>A comedy-club owner comes under suspicion for having shot his wife, now comatose with a bullet in her head, after it's discovered he was abusive and she was about to divorce him.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Bamboo - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The killing of a Japanese nightclub owner who was visiting New York leads to the arrest of a singer who once worked for the deceased, and whose lawyer uses the "battered-woman syndrome" as a defense.</desc>
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    <title>Family Values - S05E04</title>
    <desc>After it's determined that a wealthy woman did not commit suicide but was murdered, the detectives question both her first and second husbands and her teenage daughter.</desc>
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    <title>White Rabbit - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A routine investigation uncovers evidence that leads Briscoe and Logan to a long-time fugitive, a radical Vietnam War opponent on the run since a 1971 burglary that left a policeman dead.</desc>
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    <title>Competence - S05E06</title>
    <desc>When Lt. Van Buren is the victim of an attempted holdup by two teens, she fires her gun and kills one of them, and the detectives are faced with the fact that she shot an unarmed child in the back.</desc>
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    <title>Precious - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Virtue - S05E08</title>
    <desc>McCoy uses a charge of "larceny by extortion" against a councilman, whose former colleague claims he demanded sex in exchange for a law-firm partnership.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062154 +0000" stop="20261008070909 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoundrels - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Among the suspects in a lawyer's murder are a swindler, who conned a woman out of her family fortune, and the woman's once-wealthy son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070909 +0000" stop="20261008075623 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Counsel - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The killing of a man who had served as a juror in a mob trial leads to a battle of wills between McCoy and his long-time friend, the suspect's attorney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001416 +0000" stop="20261008005752 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the Bone - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Logan and Barek investigate a series of home invasions that result in grisly murders and their search leads them to local foster mother Chesley Watkins who had a series of young men going in and out of her home throughout the years. One of the young men involved in the home invasions was one of her boys, and while trailing the young man, Logan shoots a suspect who was brandishing a weapon at himself and Barek. When the suspect turns out to be a cop, Logan finds himself in the hot seat, and Barek sticks up for her partner, knowing that the truth is on their side. The investigation leads to Watkins as a suspect, and Logan is forced to deal with memories from his own past as Watkins plays on the weaknesses she sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005752 +0000" stop="20261008014128 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Fire - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Goren and Eames investigate a fire at St. Gerald's which led to the death of a Church employee and soon realize that an arsonist around town is targeting churches. Throughout their investigation, they realize that St. Gerald's was the arsonist's primary target, and clues lead them to Justin Reid, who had donated $100,000 to rebuild the Church, his step-mother Regina, whom they soon learn had seduced Justin when he was only a teen, and his half-brother Glynn, who works for a clean-up crew that had worked at all the churches that were burned down shortly after they were renovated. Deakins comes under fire when an e-mail surfaces that insinuates he got Martinez (from To the Bone) to lie about the Logan shooting by getting him a promotion. The e-mail is soon traced back to former cop Frank Adair (from Season 4, Ep. 22 - My Good Name), who is doing time for murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014128 +0000" stop="20261008022459 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Logan and Barek investigate a troubled young man named Kevin Colemar after his parents are found murdered in their suburban home. Kevin initially believes that drug dealers named Big Lennie and Ray-Ray may have done the murders, but Carson Laird, a Nassau cop, soon tricks Kevin, who cannot remember the night in question, into confessing to the murder. It all seems cut and dried, but Logan and Barek just can't shake the feeling that the kid is innocent. Deakins spends his last two weeks on the job preparing for his future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022459 +0000" stop="20261008030728 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Spot - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Goren and Eames investigate the death of Heidi Conington, a former ambassador's daughter, and then the similar murder of Jenna Shea not long after, interviewing her roommate Jo Gage. Jo's father turns out to be Goren's former mentor, Dr. Declan Gage, who tries to convince Goren that the killer is Sebastian, the one killer that he has never been able to capture or forget. Ross warns Goren that he doesn't want Gage, who betrayed his entire team in the original Sebastian investigation, anywhere near the case. When Eames is taken from her home, suspicion turns to Gage, especially after some of her belongings are found in his possession, but when Eames saves herself, she can't give the police any clues to her captor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030728 +0000" stop="20261008035014 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tru Love - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Logan and Wheeler investigate the death of a womanising doctor, which leads directly to his son's relationship with a teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035014 +0000" stop="20261008043153 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Siren Call - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Goren and Eames investigate after Ashley Gardela, a fellow officer's teenaged step-daughter, is found dead in her car after a night of partying, which leads them to her boss (Jason Raines), an ex-boyfriend with a record (Brian Murphy), and the boss's wife (Kelly Sloane-Raines). After another supposed young lover comes forward, Goren and Eames focus their investigation away from Jason Raines and toward another source. [ Recap available. ]</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043153 +0000" stop="20261008051405 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maltese Cross - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Logan and Wheeler investigate when fireman Ian Duffy is stabbed twenty-two times before driving himself to the fire station and collapsing. When the investigation leads to questions concerning Duffy's sexual preference, Logan and Wheeler end up in the middle of a brawl with the other firemen that leads to an official investigation and a secret involving Duffy's wife, his friend Brendan Keele, and a crime that someone else confessed to years earlier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051405 +0000" stop="20261008055657 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bedfellows - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Goren and Eames investigate the death of a well-known and well-liked historian, Dr. Adlai Copeland, and their investigation leads them to suspect the victim's brother Ted, who was perpetually short of money and had recently been cut off by his brother. Ted is the prime suspect in the investigation until he, too, turns up dead, and detectives then turn their eye to the victims' wives, both of whom had something to gain from the two mens' deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055657 +0000" stop="20261008064027 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Masquerade - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Goren and Eames head to Vietnam to pick up Simon Henry Fife, who has recently confessed to the 1992 murder of ten-year-old actress Amberleigh Harner. Both Goren and Eames have trouble believing what Fife has to say, and it isn't long before Goren manages to find holes in Fife's story. Eames and Goren have twenty-four hours to look into the murder and turn their attention to the original investigation, contacting the original officer on the scene. Their investigation leads them to believe that the suspect may be much closer to home than anyone thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064027 +0000" stop="20261008072231 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Crossover - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The death of a music producer is initially believed to be connected to his professional interests, but later the attention turns to his romantic interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001910 +0000" stop="20261008005948 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow - S11E12</title>
    <desc>When a rich and powerful couple with political connections is found murdered in their bedroom, Detectives Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler decide to speak to the deceased couple's daughter, Anne, for more information. After hearing Anne's account of a nefarious man who has been following her, the detectives soon discover that Anne's supposed stalker is none other than Detective Ash Ramsey of the Special Frauds division. Convinced that Anne killed her parents for their money, Ramsey becomes suspicious of Anne's business manager and is led to believe that he helped her steal money from the foundation she runs. When blackmail and embezzlement come into play, the detectives find that their lives may be at risk over a girl with some serious parent issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005948 +0000" stop="20261008014111 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P.C. - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Detectives Olivia Benson and Eliot Stabler find a woman bleeding from the neck and nearly dead. The woman dies before they reach the hospital, and soon the investigation leads them to the frontman of the death metal band Vampyre Sacrifyce. He bites girls, steals blood from the local blood bank and sings about violence to women all in the name of his strange, vampiric lifestyle. The singer claims he was nowhere near the scene of the crime, and soon a lesbian rights group led by Babs Duffy  gets involved, claiming the victim's death was a result of police neglect. However, when more women from Babs's group are attacked, it becomes clear that the victim's case wasn't an isolated incident and that someone out there has a larger plan to bring the group down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014111 +0000" stop="20261008022138 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savior - S11E14</title>
    <desc>When a series of young prostitutes are found murdered with homemade prayer cards attached to their bodies, Detectives Olivia Benson and Eliot Stabler struggle to find the common thread. However, just when they think that they've found the murderer, Captain Donald Cragen informs the detectives that another victim named Gladys has turned up with a prayer card. This time she survived. As the case unfolds, Benson finds herself getting emotionally invested in the survivor until she is forced to make a decision that she isn't ready to face.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022138 +0000" stop="20261008030428 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confidential - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Benson and Stabler investigate the abduction of a woman in a building owned by a high-powered and highly protected investment banker, but when Munch's memory of an eerily similar crime proves true the focus turns toward potentially freeing an innocent man, and it may take the DA himself to shake loose the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030428 +0000" stop="20261008034627 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witness - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Soon after a young girl, Laine McAlister, is raped in her apartment building's stairwell, Detectives Olivia Benson and Eliot Stabler meet Laine in the hospital and find her extremely shaken with a large cut on her hand. After an unpleasant exchange with a man she claims is her boyfriend, the detectives become suspicious that she may have fabricated her rape to get attention. Their suspicions grow when she waits to reveal that there was an eyewitness. As the gravity of the situation intensifies, Benson and Stabler find themselves in a race to track down the witness and get a testimony before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034627 +0000" stop="20261008042716 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disabled - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Detectives Olivia Benson and Eliot Stabler are called in to investigate when a disabled woman, Cara Benson, is beaten and raped. Though the victim's condition has rendered her unable to speak, the detectives soon deduce that someone close to her is responsible, with the lead suspects being her resentful sister and troubled nephew. As the investigation continues, Benson and Stabler strive to make Cara comfortable with coming forward to stand up for herself and illuminating some of the disturbing truths about the assisted living business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042716 +0000" stop="20261008050741 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bedtime - S11E18</title>
    <desc>When a journalist is found raped and murdered in her own bed, Cragen is able to connect this particular case to another five murders that happened thirty years ago, committed by the “Bedtime Butcher”. To uncover the truth behind the crimes, Benson goes undercover in order to find the real killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050741 +0000" stop="20261008054850 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conned - S11E19</title>
    <desc>A case of mistaken identity complicates the investigation into the murder of whom most believe was an uninvited wedding guest at a hotel in which the body was found.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054850 +0000" stop="20261008062846 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beef - S11E20</title>
    <desc>After a young woman is sexually assaulted and murdered, Detectives Olivia Benson and Eliot Stabler track down the woman’s boyfriend – their first suspect – but learn that he is a devout vegan who wouldn’t hurt a fly. They soon find that the victim had been deeply involved in the fight to expose questionable practices in the meat-packing industry, even going undercover at a large company to find out the truth. Benson goes undercover herself to retrace the woman’s footsteps and to identify who the victim might have angered along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062846 +0000" stop="20261008071031 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torch - S11E21</title>
    <desc>After two young girls die in a fire, Stabler finds a familiar face in the prosecutor assigned to the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071031 +0000" stop="20261008075114 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ace - S11E22</title>
    <desc>When a pregnant woman is raped, Detectives Olivia Benson and Eliot Stabler arrive at the hospital to find that she has fled. Even when someone is arrested for a similar offense, ADA Jo Marlowe says she doesn't have a case in court unless they find the victim and get a statement from her. Soon, Benson and Stabler connect the woman to an illegal adoption operation, forcing them to go undercover and expose the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000509 +0000" stop="20261008002819 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blue Knight - S03E08</title>
    <desc>While preparing for LazyTown‘s upcoming medieval festival, Mayor Meanswell entertains the LazyTown Kids with the story of the famous Blue Knight and his archrival, the Purple Knight.
Robbie Rotten overhears the story and, disguising himself as the Purple Knight, flies a dragon over LazyTown to steal all the SportsCandy in town.
Meanwhile, the Mayor has asked Sportacus to help promote the festival by dressing as the Blue Knight. When the kids have a frightening encounter with the Purple Knight and his dragon, Sportacus, in full Blue Knight regalia, must save the day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002819 +0000" stop="20261008005137 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Day Of Summer - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It‘s the first day of summer and everyone in LazyTown is off to the beach. Robbie Rotten, annoyed by all the commotion, wishes everyone would just disappear. 
When it suddenly becomes quiet, Robbie thinks his wish has come true! Giddy with excitement, he celebrates having LazyTown all to himself by getting up to all kinds of mischief all over town.
But when boredom sets in, Robbie decides to get into trouble so Sportacus can save him, ending up in more trouble than he bargained for. Will Sportacus hear Robbie‘s cries and rescue him in time?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005137 +0000" stop="20261008011436 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chef Rottenfood - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mayor Meanswell tries to cook a special dish for Bessie Busybody, but he just can‘t seem to get it right. 
Stephanie helps out by giving him a cookbook by his favorite chef, Pablo Fantastico. 
Meanwhile, Robbie Rotten opens a restaurant, flogging Rottenfood that makes people lazy. 
Luckily for the Mayor, Chef Pablo also opens a restaurant, and is glad to help the Mayor prepare his surprise meal for Bessie. Robbie, unhappy with the competition, decides to get rid of Chef Pablo and ruin the meal. 
Will Sportacus and the Kids be able to stop him before it‘s too late?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011436 +0000" stop="20261008013748 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakfast At Stephanie's - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Pixel invents a helmet that makes anyone who wears it disappear. Robbie Rotten gets a whiff of it and steals it to make Sportacus look like a fool. When Sportacus starts failing as a result of Robbie‘s tricks, the LazyTown Kids notice and become worried about their friend.
Realizing he needs energy, they invite Sportacus for a good breakfast, also making sure he drinks enough water and gets plenty of sleep.
Robbie does his best to sabotage the Kids‘ efforts as he hatches a scheme to get Mayor Meanswell into trouble, and finally rid LazyTown of Sportacus for good. Will the Kids be able to foil Robbie‘s plans and save their friend?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013748 +0000" stop="20261008020052 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The LazyCup - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While watching the World Cup soccer championship with Chef Pablo Fantastico, the LazyTown Kids decide to hold their own Lazy Cup and the winner gets a wish granted. 
Robbie Rotten overhears their plans and plots to have his own rotten wish granted. 
He sends a group of his all-time favorite villains to distract the Kids while he gathers a team of robots to challenge Sportacus in a soccer match.
Will the Kids be able to help Sportacus win the match?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020052 +0000" stop="20261008022421 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Holiday Spirit - S03E13</title>
    <desc>There is hustle and bustle in the town square as everyone in LazyTown gets ready for Christmas. Stingy, naturally, wants all the presents in the world, and doesn‘t listen when the Kids try to explain what Christmas is really about.
As Stingy prepares his house for all the gifts he expects to receive, Robbie Rotten is also busy preparing for Christmas. But while stuffing his holiday turkey, Robbie accidently knocks Santa Claus down from the sky, causing all the presents for all the children in the world to rain down on Stingy‘s house.
Will Stingy find the holiday spirit and return the gifts to save Christmas?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022421 +0000" stop="20261008024747 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Go to the Moon - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Sportacus gives the kids their very own Step-O-Meter, and with Pixel's techno wizardry, they go on a lunar adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024747 +0000" stop="20261008031059 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Sports Candy - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The kids are in a race against time to bring back the first SportsCandy tree!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031059 +0000" stop="20261008033409 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Friend Day - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A misunderstanding endangers Trixie's and Stephanie's friendship!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033409 +0000" stop="20261008035719 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Kid in Town - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Robbie tricks the kids into eating lollipops by enlisting the greatest liar of all time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035719 +0000" stop="20261008042019 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time to Learn - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When Robbie goes to school, he quickly sends the classroom into chaos!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042019 +0000" stop="20261008044337 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Stephanie - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Stephanie's dream of becoming a princess isn't all that it's cracked up to be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044337 +0000" stop="20261008050648 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ziggy's Talking Teddy - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Robbie plans to send Sportacus out of town forever by beating Ziggy in a 3 point shootout!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050648 +0000" stop="20261008052950 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wizard of LazyTown - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The kid's energetic games get in the way of Robbie's plan to relax!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052950 +0000" stop="20261008055301 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Troll - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The kids are having a sleepover and the mayor tells them a bedtime story about a baby troll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055301 +0000" stop="20261008061601 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fortune Teller - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Stingy's thirst for knowing the future gets his friend Sportacus in trouble!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061601 +0000" stop="20261008063923 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Stoppers - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Trixie's constant pranks get the kids locked up in school with a spooky visitor!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063923 +0000" stop="20261008070214 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robbie's Dream Team - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Sportacus is always on the move and getting LazyTown active. But Robbie’s biggest dream is to make LazyTown lazy again, and to do that he needs to trap Sportacus. His plans never seem to work, so this time he decides to order villains to help him catch Sportacus. Will Robbie’s plan finally work…or will the kids be able to help their friend?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070214 +0000" stop="20261008072516 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Pyramid - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The kids go on an adventure of exploration inside the LazyTown pyramid!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072516 +0000" stop="20261008074856 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to LazyTown - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Stephanie arrives in LazyTown, to spend the summer with her Uncle Milford, she finds that she has trouble making friends because all the local kids spend all their time indoors playing video games. So, her uncle enlists the help of Sportacus, an athletic hero who encourages the kids to have fun by remaining active.
Unfortunately, this doesn't sit well with Robbie Rotten, a lazy cheat, who takes pride in having LazyTown be the laziest town around so he plots to get rid of Sportacus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001445 +0000" stop="20261008004005 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Sweater - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Wally has a difficult time getting his letterman's sweater back from a flirtatious young girl at school after he loans it to her at a basketball game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004005 +0000" stop="20261008010517 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hypnotist - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After watching a movie titled The Mad Hypnotist, Beaver attempts to try it for himself. His search for a sympathetic subject lands him Eddie, who uses this opportunity to play a prank on Beaver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010517 +0000" stop="20261008013117 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally and Alma - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Wally draws Alma Hanson as his date for an upcoming school picnic. When Mrs. Hanson begins to play matchmaker for Wally and Alma, Ward shares his college experience on how to turn down a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013117 +0000" stop="20261008015656 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver's Bike - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Beaver is granted permission to take his brand-new bike to school, but on the first day he takes it, it's "borrowed" by a boy who doesn't return it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015656 +0000" stop="20261008022257 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally's Orchid - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Wally is talked into buying an orchid for Myra, his pretty and sophisticated date for the spring dance. Unfortunately, Ward refuses to lend Wally the money, having already been talked into handing over $3 for the tickets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022257 +0000" stop="20261008024844 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ward's Baseball - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Beaver is punished after destroying Ward's autographed baseball and trying to pass off a new ball with signatures forged by Larry and himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024844 +0000" stop="20261008031445 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver's Monkey - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Beaver's not allowed to have a wild mouse as a pet, but what will Ward say when he brings home a new pet monkey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031445 +0000" stop="20261008034047 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver Finds a Wallet - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Beaver is elated when the appreciative owner of a wallet he's found declares she'll send him the best present she can find as thanks. But when days go by without the present's arrival, will Beaver's faith in human nature remain intact?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034047 +0000" stop="20261008040645 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day Composition - S03E31</title>
    <desc>Beaver's class is assigned to write on what their mothers did before they were married. When Beaver finds that his mother's life was fairly uneventful, especially when compared to the other children's accounts, he rewrites her biography by infusing it with a famous Broadway actress's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040645 +0000" stop="20261008043207 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver and Violet - S03E32</title>
    <desc>While on a joint family picnic with the Rutherfords, Beaver is annoyed by the constant flirtation from the Rutherfords' daughter Violet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043207 +0000" stop="20261008045807 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spot Removers - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Wally plans to attend a party with Eddie, but that morning he finds that Beaver has hung his jacket, pockets stuffed with minnows, in the closet next to his suit. June has the suit dry-cleaned, but when Beaver and his friend accidentally spill oil on it, Wally may not have anything to wear to the party.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Beaver, the Model - S03E34</title>
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    <title>Wally, the Businessman - S03E35</title>
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    <title>Beaver and Ivanhoe - S03E36</title>
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    <title>Wally's Play - S03E37</title>
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    <title>Last Day of School - S03E38</title>
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    <title>Beaver's Team - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Wally takes over coaching Beaver's football team, "The Lightning Eleven."</desc>
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    <title>Beaver Won't Eat - S04E01</title>
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    <title>The Garveys at Their Best - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin tries to suppress his bad habits while tracking down a marauding deer in Mapleton. Laurie receives some not-unexpected news amidst a rising sense of foreboding. Tom connects with his past, against his better judgment. Nora has a job interview; Kevin Senior receives an honor.</desc>
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    <title>The Prodigal Son Returns - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Axis Mundi - S02E01</title>
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    <title>A Matter of Geography - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Off Ramp - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Laurie and Tom Garvey's work to rescue lost souls takes a toll on theirs. Laurie seeks to spread the word about the Guilty Remnant's dangers, while Tom's infiltration of the cult uncovers a whole new nest of problems.</desc>
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    <title>Orange Sticker - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In the midst of an earthquake, Nora awakens to find Kevin missing and her hopes of safety in their new town dashed. The Murphys are left reeling after Evie's disappearance. Kevin returns home but without his memory of the night before or his cell phone, which would link him to the missing girls. Meanwhile, an old enemy makes her return in an unexpected way.</desc>
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    <title>No Room at the Inn - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Rev. Matt Jamison takes his vegetative wife Mary outside of Miracle to seek answers about her condition. But their lives take a dangerous detour when Matt is barred from returning to town. Matt races to get Mary back into Miracle while struggling to keep her safe from desperate tourists who are squatting just outside Miracle's gates.</desc>
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    <title>Lens - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Some unexpected visitors get under Nora's skin, and she becomes preoccupied with a burning question about herself. Kevin's predicament becomes impossible to ignore. Erika finds an unlikely ally and reveals some haunting secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Just Say No to Cracky - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After an extreme makeover helps Cracky become the hottest girl at school, Grover seizes the chance to be her date to the annual Shirley Chisholm Dance.</desc>
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    <title>Hurricane Jermaine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Legends start using a new dating app in anticipation of their first basketball road trip to Myrtle Beach, but a hurricane threatens to ruin their plans; in Chamberlain Heights, Cindy and the girls go to a frat party.</desc>
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    <title>Confederate Flags of Our Fathers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Legends are forced to go on a camping trip with Uncle Joey that turns out to be a racist Civil War reenactment, but both sides must put aside their differences to overcome an even greater threat.</desc>
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    <title>My Father the Zero - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Grover, Montrel and Malik are caught off guard when their deadbeat dad attempts to reconnect with the family; Milk and Jamal hit up local massage parlors in search of a happy ending.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014333 +0000" stop="20261008020458 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Over Here, F... You Over There - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Malik journeys to the motherland to overthrow an African warlord; Grover volunteers to host the biggest party of the year.</desc>
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    <title>Hom-coming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Legends help out a gay student named Andre in an attempt to impress girls with their progressiveness; Malik finds himself unemployed when local Girl Scouts take over his corner.</desc>
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    <title>Legends of Lock-Up - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Legends get locked up after a case of mistaken identity and do whatever it takes to survive; Malik loses faith in the Black Lives Matter movement.</desc>
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    <title>Jamallies - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jamal concocts his own party drug in a bid to get the guys access to Randy's party.</desc>
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    <title>Child Please - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Grover, Milk and Jamal each have to keep a robotic baby in good health in order to keep their grades high enough to stay on the team.</desc>
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    <title>Come Out to Play - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Inspired by Isis - S01E04</title>
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    <title>The Legend of Tupaquia - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Class President - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to impress Cindy, Grover runs for class president -- and wins, but when the student body demands that he fulfill the promises he made during his campaign, Grover becomes the target of an assassination plot .</desc>
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    <title>Cane and Disabled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Legends feign mental handicaps in order to score better seats at a basketball game, but when Milk begins to receive menacing texts from an anonymous number threatening to expose their lies, things take a turn for the worse.</desc>
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    <title>End Of Days - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A sex tape gets leaked and causes a global Internet blackout, and the Legends must find a way to survive the apocalypse; Milk cashes in on his pirated Chinese satellite connection, which gives him the last Internet connection available.</desc>
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    <title>More Than a Video Game - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Grover tries to step out of his brother's shadow by entering a video game tournament, but he quickly realizes that he may not have what it takes to go from zero to hero.</desc>
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    <title>25th Hour - S01E10</title>
    <desc>With the playoffs coming up and the team's star player injured, it's up to Grover to secure a win but just as he's preparing for the biggest moment of his high school basketball career, a citywide blackout occurs.</desc>
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    <title>The G-Word - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hipsters gentrify Chamberlain Heights, and the Legends feel the impact at school when basketball is replaced by water polo. Grover and Milk team up with unlikely allies to take back the 'hood.</desc>
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    <title>Chocolate Milk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When his complexion comes into question, Milk hits the Rachel Dolezal Tanning Salon to fulfill his dream of becoming black.</desc>
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    <title>Coach Fishy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Former New York Knicks coach Derek Fisher takes over the team after the Legends get Coach Bundy fired, but not all is good on the hardwood.</desc>
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    <title>Just Say No to Cracky - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After an extreme makeover helps Cracky become the hottest girl at school, Grover seizes the chance to be her date to the annual Shirley Chisholm Dance.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 13 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An uneasy reunion leads to a shocking truth.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 14 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>What could have been...</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 15 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A delusion starts like any other idea... But ends in disaster.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 16 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The path forward is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 17 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Inner demons take control.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 18 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Reunion, ruination and rage.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 19 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>In which David fights the future.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 20 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>David gains a following.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 21 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>David prepares for a journey.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Rusty - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Cloud of Monstrox and Jestro unlock a mysterious forbidden power; Merlok 2.0 and the Nexo Knights try to make the new Combo Nexo Powers work.</desc>
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    <title>Mount Thunderstrox - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox encounter the sculptor who helps unleash a horde of fierce garden gnomes on Knighton.</desc>
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    <title>Rotten Luck - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox unleashes the Forbidden Power Ravaging Rot on Knighton, turning everything into green gooey rot, but Robin has an awesome new invention that could help the Nexo Knights.</desc>
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    <title>Storm Over Rock Wood - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Nexo Knights have their powerful shields stolen by Robot Hoodlum and his Merry Mechs; something is coming to life in the petrified forest and it doesn't like knights.</desc>
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    <title>Miner Setback - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Villagers are being enslaved to dig out three ancient warriors whom the Cloud of Monstrox wants to bring back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Knight at the Museum - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At K.O.M.A. (Knightonia Official Museum of Art) Monstrox learns that a Forbidden Power tablet is hidden and he will do anything to get it, especially if King Halbert happens to visit at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Rock Massage - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The old Lava Monsters are back and a Forbidden Power is in the middle of their new village.</desc>
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    <title>Rock Bottom - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The three Harpies have kidnapped Macy's mother Queen Halbert, and the Nexo Knights use everything in their power to rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>In Charge - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Cloud of Monstrox grows more powerful with every Forbidden Power Jestro inserts; the capitol of Knighton is under attack; the Fortrex is damaged and Clay is turned to stone.</desc>
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    <title>Weekend at Halbert's - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Party time in Knighton! The mood is down so the King decides to throw a party. In the meantime Jestro attacks the Fortrex, but he is confronted with the new Nexo Power "The Wedgie of Doom".</desc>
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    <title>The Gray Knight - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Using his Stone to Life magic the Cloud of Monstrox turns Clay into a living, fighting, breathing stone fighting knight. But will Clay use his forces to fight for good or for evil? Does he have a choice?</desc>
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    <title>The Good, the Bad and the Tightwad - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Clay wakes up in the poor town of Nothing Hill which literally has nothing. Will Clay remember who he is and what he is fighting for? His friends try to help him, but Jorah Tightwad and his Bots get in the way.</desc>
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    <title>In His Majesty’s Secret Service - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The Nexo Knights decide to use Clay to infiltrate the enemy camp but first Clay needs to learn how to be a good spy. Agent Shield, Jack Shield helps them with that.</desc>
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    <title>The Stranger in the Halps - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox builds a new stone army from giant building blocks to crush Knighton. The Nexo Knights try to convince Rockowski, a demolition expert, to help them.</desc>
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    <title>Krakenskull - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Jorah Tightwad is digging for gold but finds the ancient Lord Krakenskull buried with his army. This stone army is exactly what the Cloud of Monstrox needs.</desc>
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    <title>Heart of Stone - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Clay Moorington the Nexo Knight has had enough of Monstrox, Jestro and their Forbidden Powers and decides to take the fight to them. But the Cloud of Monstrox is getting closer and closer to unleash his master plan.</desc>
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    <title>Between a Rock and a Hard Place - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Things are getting dire in Knighton. Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox only need the Forbidden Power of Awesome Annihilation in order to reveal what's hidden in Mount Thunderstrox. It can't be nice.</desc>
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    <title>March of the Colossus - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The giant Stone Colossus is marching on Knighton. Ruina the witch tries to get to Clay, but the other Nexo Knights need him in their final defense of the realm. Which side will he choose? Family or friends?</desc>
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    <title>The Fall - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Cloud of Monstrox is inside of The Stone Colossus and it now stands in front of Knighton. The students of the Knights Academy are mobilized, the King and Queen are on the defence and the Nexo Knights are ready for the final showdown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070230 +0000" stop="20261008072504 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Monsters (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>It's the day of graduation for the latest class of Nexo Knights, but all does not go as planned as the court jester Jestro decides to use the Book of Monsters to get the respect he deserves.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Monsters (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Power is restored to the kingdom, and Jestro is on the loose. He gains the Book of Evil, transforming into a true villain. Meanwhile, the new knights are having trouble working together to protect the kingdom amidst the chaos from Merlin's demise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001439 +0000" stop="20261008003634 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green Ninja - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Garmadon moves in to search for Lloyd, the ninja learn that they must work together to find him. It is believed that the green ninja will be Lloyd.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003634 +0000" stop="20261008005829 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All of Nothing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When the ninja are captured trying to find the Serpentine's inner sanctum,and Lloyd's rescue mission fails; It's up to Garmadon to save them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005829 +0000" stop="20261008012024 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise of the Great Devourer - S01E12</title>
    <desc>As Pythor is preparing to finally unleash The Great Devourer, the ninja are in a race against time to the lost city of Ourobouros.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012024 +0000" stop="20261008014231 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Great Devourer - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Disaster threatens as the ninja must fight to defeat the all consuming Great Devourer in a desperate attempt to save Ninjago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014231 +0000" stop="20261008020526 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkness Shall Rise - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The ninja's new mission is to train Lloyd and they find a place to begin the training. Meanwhile Lord Garmadon enslaves the serpentine into turning the wreckage of the Destiny Bounty into his new ship.</desc>
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    <title>Pirates vs. Ninja - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lord Garmadon brings the pirates of Destiny Bounty back to life, but they take over the new Black Bounty and attack Ninjago City. While the ninja defend the city, Lloyd unlocks his spinjitzu power.</desc>
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    <title>Double Trouble - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When our heroes are invited back to Darkly's Boarding School, they discover it's a trap set up by Lord Garmadon and his evil replica ninjas created by Garmadon's new Mega-Weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Ninjaball Run - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When the ninja learn that Darreth's Mojo Dojo is to be destroyed and Darreth doesn't have the money to save it, our heroes enter the annual NinjaBall Run to win its cash prize in order to save the dojo.</desc>
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    <title>Child’s Play - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When the Ninja interrupt Garmadon from using his Mega-Weapon to 'turn back the clock' and bring to life the fossils of a monster, the Ninja are hit and turned into kids and are now forced to enlist Lloyd's help to battle the awakened monster.</desc>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Garmadon travels back in time in order to undo the past and rid the Ninja from the future, the Ninja follow him and try to stop him by using the Golden Weapons from the past to clash against Garmadon's Mega-Weapon.</desc>
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    <title>The Stone Army - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The ninja face off with an exhibit of a Stone Samurai Warrior that the toxic venom from the Great Devourer has brought to life while Garmadon manages to find a fabled Dark Island that is said to hold dark powers.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Ninjago Stood Still - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ninja try to flee from the rest of the Stone Army that has been brought to life by the Devourer's toxic venom - and things get a lot worse when Garmadon arrives with a 'Helmet of Darkness' and seizes control of the Stone Army.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Voyage - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Ninjas, Lloyd, Sensei Wu and Misako journey to the Dark Island to find a 'Temple of Light' that can restore the Ninjas' elemental powers but are attacked by Starteeth (barnacle-like star fish) that start eating through their ship.</desc>
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    <title>Island of Darkness - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After battling off Garmadon's Stone Army, the Ninjas finally arrive at the Temple of Light where they harness their pure elemental powers, concentrating them onto Lloyd who becomes more powerful than he ever imagined.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Hope - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When the Ninjas' attempt to return Garmadon's 'Helmet of Darkness' to its perch at the Celestial Clock in order to prevent the final battle between Lloyd and his father from beginning fails, a Super Weapon is created that can destroy all of Ninjago.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Overlord - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Rise of the Spinjitzu Master - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Time is running out for the ninjas as the Overlord have reached Ninjago city. However, the ninjas, Sensei Wu, Misako and the Tinkerer are still unable to return to Ninjago.</desc>
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    <title>The Surge - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A new day dawns in a new Ninjago City as the Ninja, teachers in Sensei Wu's Academy, long for the days of fighting evil, but things in their homeland have become so technologically advanced that they don't feel needed, but they may be very wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of the Silent Fist - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After they escape Borg Industries with new gear, they must save Sensei Wu and defend against General Cryptor and the nindroids.</desc>
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    <title>Blackout - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The power is out all over Ninjago. However a mysterious Stranger is sending alternatively powered Nindroids to attack the Ninja and capture Lloyd.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of the Golden Master - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The ninjas' search for the Stranger and the Digital Overlord brings them deep underground where an old enemy assists them.</desc>
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    <title>Enter the Digiverse - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Pythor the Anacondrai and his Nindroids have captured Lloyd and are draining his golden powers to bring the Overlord back to Ninjago. And the Ninja must use their Techno Blades in a daring rescue - inside the Overlord’s corrupted hard drive.</desc>
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    <title>Back to Back to Back - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The Hockey Players try to win their first championship and Stewart is visited by some old friends.</desc>
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    <title>Bock et Biche - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Hicks and Hockey Players travel to Quebec for Anik's pre-wedding party.</desc>
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    <title>What Could Be So Urgent? - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Wayne and Marie Fred wonder about a stranger's urinal habits. Reilly and Jonesy begin a takedown tourney with Dax and Ron.</desc>
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    <title>Bush Party Season - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The Hicks host a bush party. The skids make an enemy.</desc>
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    <title>The City - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The Hicks take a trip to the City, cause when a friend asks for help, you help them.</desc>
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    <title>Dyck's Slip Out - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The Hicks attempt to help Noah Dyck and Anita Dyck find their daughters.</desc>
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    <title>Different Strokes For Different Folks - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It's the annual Century Club challenge at Modean's. Katy is disturbed by McMurray.</desc>
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    <title>Yew! - S06E06</title>
    <desc>There's trouble in paradise for Anik and Dary. Wayne makes a decision about Marie Fred. As Scottie Wallis would say, "Yew!"</desc>
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    <title>Crack N Ag - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The Hicks start an agricultural call in show</desc>
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    <title>Red Card Yellow Card - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Soccer (or football) rules are used in every day Letterkenny life</desc>
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    <title>Nut - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Dan's private viewing habits are exposed</desc>
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    <title>Letterkenny vs Penny - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Wayne and Katy compete in a penny drive. The Hockey Players are nostalgic for the game.</desc>
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    <title>W's Talk, Baby - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tanis tries to get the Irish back together.</desc>
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    <title>In It To Win It - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Daryl heads back to Quebec. The Hockey Players battle the Native team.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Fire - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The Hicks support Wayne. Reilly and Jonesy continue the hunt for the big ship. Stewart has made some changes.</desc>
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    <title>National Senior Hockey Championship - S08E02</title>
    <desc>The Hicks continue to be there for their friend. The Hockey Players play Quebec. Stewart learns how to fight.</desc>
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    <title>The Rippers - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Wayne’s American cousint’ plans a road trip south of the border.</desc>
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    <title>Ferda - S08E04</title>
    <desc>The Hockey Players start a club for men. The skids go to the city.</desc>
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    <title>Yard Sale Saturday - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody’s dickering on Yard Sale Saturday.</desc>
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    <title>Holy Sheet - S08E06</title>
    <desc>The Hicks help the Mennonites with some choring.</desc>
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    <title>React to Contact - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Lightman races to save the life of man who served in Iraq while trying to outrun his own military past.</desc>
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    <title>Teacher and Pupils - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Lightman only has the eyes of a paralyzed man to aid him in solving an urban shooting.</desc>
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    <title>Delinquent - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Torres and her family reach back to the bad old days after a prison incident involving her sister.</desc>
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    <title>Bullet Bump - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Lightman deals with professional liars while investigating an incident at a political rally.</desc>
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    <title>Headlock - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lightman goes undercover and underground while investigating a fighting club.</desc>
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    <title>Pied Piper - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Lightman examines the steps he used to help convict a recently-executed convict.</desc>
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    <title>Exposed - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Lightman helps Foster retrieve her missing boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Darkness and Light - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Exposed flesh and hidden lies surround Lightman and his team as they track a missing woman through the adult film industry.</desc>
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    <title>Black and White - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Lightman tries to uncover the truth behind the murder of a crusading reporter.</desc>
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    <title>In The Red - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Lightman studies the inner workings of the criminal mind while dealing with a bank robber.</desc>
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    <title>The Model from Newark - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tim finds work as an assistant to a women's professional-basketball player.</desc>
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    <title>Cool Uncle Stu Balls - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Stu suspects his once-adoring nephew has changed his attitude since his Bar Mitzvah.</desc>
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    <title>The Caddy's Shack - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tim competes with a teenager when he gets a job at the same golf course where he worked in high school.</desc>
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    <title>The Sausage Salesman - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tim invents a career as a sausage salesman to impress Amy's dad.</desc>
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    <title>Super Gay Eduardo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tim helps an immigrant worker by posting flyers for jobs.</desc>
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    <title>The Pros &amp; Cons of Killing Tim - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tim is a witness in a class-action lawsuit filed by former Omnicorp employees.</desc>
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    <title>A Tale of Two Rodneys - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Rodney becomes Tim's assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Keith to the Rescue - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Boss is determined not to lose his dog, Keith, in a divorce settlement.</desc>
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    <title>Tim Fights an Old Man - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tim gets into fight with an elderly man, after trying to give him his seat on the bus.</desc>
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    <title>Monday Night Confession - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While at a baptism, one of Tim's family members confesses something extremely embarrassing.</desc>
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    <title>Miss February - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While buying a Valentine's day gift for Amy, Tim makes a critical mistake.</desc>
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    <title>Unjustly Neglected Drama - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Stu's pot dealer invites Tim and Stu to a play that he is in.</desc>
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    <title>Atlantic City - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tim, Stu and Rodney visit Atlantic City to gamble and get girls.</desc>
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    <title>Legend of the Month - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tim agrees to make a female firefighter look good by being carried out of an apartment fire.</desc>
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    <title>The Model from Newark - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tim finds work as an assistant to a women's professional-basketball player.</desc>
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    <title>Cool Uncle Stu Balls - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Stu suspects his once-adoring nephew has changed his attitude since his Bar Mitzvah.</desc>
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    <title>Thin Ice - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A warm-up has swept through the Arctic, leaving the camps scrambling to prepare for what lies ahead. In Eagle, newcomer Cody Allen hopes to learn the intricacies of dog mushing &amp; the lessons have only just begun. In Kavik, the warm weather has Sue on high alert. Her fears that the warm weather is bringing predators closer to her camp are realized when she scouts Kavik from a plane &amp; spots a group of polar bears not far from her land. For Chip &amp; Agnes Hailstone, the warm-up has delayed the thickening of the Kobuk River ice, making fishing impossible. Until the ice is thick enough to bear the weight of their large net, they will be without their fish &amp; their winter trade currency.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Wild - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Glenn is back, returning to his remote camp after months away. With grizzlies active in the area, he doesn't know what he'll be walking into. In Eagle, Andy and Kate's apprentice, Cody, wakes in the middle of the night to an extinguished fire. He manages to chop wood in the dead of night to get another fire going before frostbite sets in. In Kavik, Sue slips and falls hard. Combined with lingering pain from previous injuries, she's worried about being incapacitated during this vital time.</desc>
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    <title>No Mercy - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Sue is locking down camp in Kavik and heading to Deadhorse, the nearest town, to pick up a new eight-wheel all-terrain vehicle. Cody is considering a full-time life in Alaska, but he needs help from his hosts, Andy and Kate, to learn how to earn an income. In Noorvik, the price of stove oil is high, so Chip decides to forgo the oil for chopped firewood. Glenn has been melting snow for drinking water, but he'll need a larger supply to meet his most basic needs, like bathing.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Point - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After a short flight to Deadhorse to pick up her new all-terrain vehicle, Sue begins the 85-mile unpredictable journey through the Alaskan tundra back home to Kavik. In Eagle, Kate and Andy's apprentice, Cody, faces his final test as he heads out to spend a night alone in the Arctic wilderness. Chip and Agnes's daughter Carol goes out with her parents to learn how to set a fur trap. Isolated in the Brooks Range, Glenn sets out to make a fire kit to help keep his fires going all winter long.</desc>
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    <title>Search and Rescue - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Chip is planning to go hunting with his son Jon, but when Jon still hasn't arrived hours after their departure time, the family becomes concerned. The unpredictable weather in Kavik threatens Sue's ability to gather basic resources essential to her survival. In Eagle, Andy and Kate begin training new lead dogs to take over for the aging Iceberg, the current veteran lead. The bears in Chandalar will wake from hibernation, so Glenn prepares an emergency shelter should the bears destroy his cabin.</desc>
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    <title>The Howling - S03E11</title>
    <desc>n Kavik, a looming snowstorm threatens Sue's camp. The last storm buried her food tent under 17 feet of snow, and the additional snow could crush it. Andy and Kate find that a large chunk of ice has broken free from the shore, leaving Andy scrambling to get supplies before the whole river breaks up. In Noorvik, Chip and Agnes prepare for their annual light winter hunting trip. A howling wolf wakes Glenn in Chandalar. He sets off in pursuit of the predator in hopes he'll find a bigger prize.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Winter's End - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The end of winter is quickly approaching. Chip and Agnes have one last chance to harvest caribou until late summer. If they succeed, they will have meat for food and trade for months. Sue stumbles upon a mysterious object in the tundra, and fears for a potential encounter with a predator. Glenn is on the hunt for food and fur, and the wolf tracks he spots remind him there is more than one hunter in Chandalar. Andy sets out to collect wood before the rising temperatures melt away his snow trails.</desc>
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    <title>Independent by Nature - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Alaskans living in remote corners of the Arctic fight to maintain an independent lifestyle through self-reliant ingenuity, innovation, resourcefulness, and knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>The Awakening - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Chip and Agnes teach their daughters how to live off the land; Sue has three months to make a profit off her camp for the year; Andy and Kate deal with seasonal flooding; and Glenn is on the hunt for food.</desc>
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    <title>The Waiting Game - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sue searches for new sources of food when caribou cannot be found; outdoor guides man Eric Salitan prepares for his busy season; the Bassichs tend to their garden; and the Hailstones trek to Kiwalik to wait out the thaw.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002233 +0000" stop="20261008012233 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sam learns that an operation is to be conducted on him in 2006 to try and revive him from his coma. However, he believes that to return to the twenty-first century, he has to betray his colleagues in 1973 - but can he regard them as real or imagined?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012233 +0000" stop="20261008022519 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>DCI Sam Tyler, in pursuit of a serial killer, is knocked unconscious by a car and wakes up in 1973, where he is a newly-transferred detective inspector working at the same station. Initially refusing to accept his situation, he finds it difficult to adjust to the attitudes and technology of the day. Investigating a murder in 1973, he recognizes a possible connection to events in the present day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022519 +0000" stop="20261008032522 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Sam discovers that DCI Hunt plans to plant evidence to secure the conviction of an armed robber, he decides to release him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032522 +0000" stop="20261008042621 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sam is called to a murder at a textile mill, the site of his bachelor flat in 2006. DCI Hunt suspects an outspoken union rep, but Sam tries to use his knowledge of forensic science to find the killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042621 +0000" stop="20261008052439 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam arrests the henchman of Stephen Warren, a local Mr Big, when he learns the whole of CID are on his payroll. Sam also visits his childhood home to interact with his mother (using name of "Bolan", a reference to the glam rock star Marc Bolan), who was being threatened by the landlord, one of Warren's men. Sam tries to help her by giving her some money and she mis-understands his gesture. When Sam tries to go all out after Warren, he finds himself in fix when Warren sets him up in a honey trap. The girl involved in the honey trap sees the error of her ways only to be murdered by Warren. Gene disagrees with Ray who says that if they don't play the game people get hurt and helps Sam bring down Warren finally putting his guilty conscience to rest. Sam also attempts to persuade Gene to swap his Red Rum for Tyler's Proud Percy in the Grand National sweepstakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052439 +0000" stop="20261008062522 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A football fan is killed, and Sam fears further violence in the run up to an important local derby. He and DCI Hunt mount an undercover operation in a pub to catch the suspects. Sam realises that the match is the last one he attended with his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062522 +0000" stop="20261008072605 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sam, convinced that his life-support system is about to be switched off in his own time, convinces himself that resolving a hostage situation will allow him to wake up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000400 +0000" stop="20261008004725 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out Here in the Fields - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Modern-day NYPD Detective Sam Tyler finds himself suddenly hurtled back to the tumultuous times of New York City in 1973 when he's hit by a car while chasing down a criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004725 +0000" stop="20261008012943 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Adventures of the Unreal Sam Tyler - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Is this vintage 1973 Sam Tyler real or not? Sam's unbelieving ears clearly hear a radio station announcing that Elvis will perform a concert in memory of his mother, but he's still not sure how or why he landed in these circumstances. Moreover, he doesn't have much time to think about his own predicament. A string of fatal robberies at AAA Money check cashing stores are baffling the 1-2-5, and Sam jumps headlong into the case, which features no forced entries and no witnesses. Even with Lt. Hunt strong-arming the lead suspect, it still takes an unexpected turn of events to make the squad to look within to solve the crime. At the end of the day Sam, in spite of himself, might even experience some true happiness - temporary though it might be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012943 +0000" stop="20261008021311 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Maharishi is Bigger than Your Maharishi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The murder of a returning Vietnam veteran has Lieutenant Hunt outraged, as he demands a quick resolution to what quickly becomes a complicated and controversial case. As Sam and the squad's team of detectives explore the circumstances surrounding the homicide, Tyler is sent down a mysterious path that may provide clues about his own family's past and why he is back in 1973</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021311 +0000" stop="20261008025636 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam is unwillingly but hypnotically pulled back into his childhood when he becomes entangled in local gangster Nick Profaci's assault on a young, beautiful woman. Sam is amazed to discover that the woman, who is oddly familiar to him, is actually his mother back in 1973. While he anxiously attempts to save her, he uncovers two unsolved murders of women that possibly point to the involvement of Profaci and his mob boss, Elliot Casso's. But even more alarming is the discovery that members of the 1-2-5 - including Lt. Hunt - may be mixed up with Casso and his crew and may have prevented justice from being carried out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025636 +0000" stop="20261008033936 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things to Do in New York When You Think You're Dead - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A racial confrontation is triggered between the African Americans and Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood when a young African American girl's body is discovered thrown from a rooftop. Working the case with Sam Tyler and the squad is the cop Sam considers his mentor in 2008 - a much younger Fletcher Bellow - who doesn't recognize his future protege. Tangling with the Black Liberation Army, who is intent on hunting down the Puerto Rican suspect first to levy their own kind of justice, Sam, Bellow and the detectives of the 1-2-5 are in a race against time if Angel Ramirez is to have any chance to answer for the crime. But in the end, Sam must battle the racial attitudes in his own precinct - most notably Lt. Hunt and Detective Carling - and a dramatic standoff on the same rooftop leads to gunshots being fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033936 +0000" stop="20261008042301 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday's Dead - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a life-and-death hostage situation paralleling own strange circumstances, Sam Tyler is ordered with the rest of the 1-2-5 to diffuse a potentially deadly face-off at a hospital where a crazed gunman is trying to force a doctor to reverse a dangerous operation on the renegade's brother, and the squad are all targeted in the gunman's cross-hairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042301 +0000" stop="20261008050627 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Sold the World - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When the baby of a prominent family is kidnapped for ransom, Sam Tyler is shocked to discover that his own father, Vic Tyler, may be involved. Sam's discovery leads him to face some deep dark secrets about his childhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050627 +0000" stop="20261008054916 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take a Look at the Lawmen - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lt. Hunt's squad and Lt. Nunzio's crew renew their long-standing rivalry due to a bank robbery with a connection to the Russian mob. Meanwhile, Sam is attracted to a pretty, young social worker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054916 +0000" stop="20261008063246 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Side of the Mook - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ray's shady brother may have played a role in the number of recent decapitations in which the squad is investigating. but other suspects pop up too, such as a biker, a Wall Street executive and badly disfigured man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063246 +0000" stop="20261008071316 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let All the Children Boogie - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When rock star Sebastian Grace receives a death threat, Sam and Chris are exposed to the rock-and-roll lifestyle that includes one of Grace's groupies called "Rocket Girl." Things really get strange when Chris finds Sebastian and Rocket Girl waiting for UFOs in the swampy area of New Jersey known as the Meadowlands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071316 +0000" stop="20261008075542 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home is Where You Hang Your Holster - S01E11</title>
    <desc>NYC Councilman Bobby Prince shares a secret with Sam after Prince is caught with a hooker during a raid on a motel. The secret leaves Sam with even more questions as well as the realization he has more in common with Prince than he had ever thought. Meanwhile, Gene Hunt locks down the precinct after a shooting, Maria and her father confront each other, and Ray's wife, Denise, adds tension to the drama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001029 +0000" stop="20261008003303 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitch / Woops - S02E24</title>
    <desc>"Glitch":Lilo is tired of doing chores and asks Jumba to build a machine to help her, so he ends up upgrading the entire house to do the chores itself. However, when an experiment enters the computer control system and glitches it up, Stitch must fight the house to rescue everyone.

"Woops": A clumsy experiment causes Dr. Hämsterviel to nearly be caught by his prison guards, so he returns all the captured experiments to Gantu for safekeeping. However, when Gantu eventually lets the troublemaking experiment go, Woops threatens to ruin Pleakley's chance at a domino championship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003303 +0000" stop="20261008005536 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snafu - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Nosy, (who escaped at from Gantu's ship at the end of Woops,) complains to Lilo about the fact that she just left all the experiments behind and never found their one true place. (Lilo and Stitch never went back and saved them). So, Lilo plans to save them, especially Angel. But when Snafu, a plan ruiner is on the loose, will Lilo be able to save Stitch's cousins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005536 +0000" stop="20261008011820 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Link - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Experiment 251: LINK

After being inadvertently activated, Experiment 251 (later called Link) starts joining people together with a sticky rope.  He joins, among others, Lilo and Mertle, Jumba and Pleakley, and Nani and Stitch. Will Lilo be able to capture the experiment? Will teamwork save the day?

Note: This episode is the bonus episode on the Leroy and Stitch DVD.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011820 +0000" stop="20261008013958 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richter - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Experiment #513: Richter | Stitch doesn't know how to take care of anything, or things that don't belong to him. He's already got Nani in trouble at the Rental Shack, by breaking the Shake Machine. However, when Richter turns up and is causing earthquakes, will Stitch be able to stop him breaking everything... Even his favourite ball?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013958 +0000" stop="20261008020231 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantasmo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Experiment #375: Phantasmo | Experiment #375 has been activated; a phantom-like experiment that can inhabit and animate inanimate objects. So when it gets loose in the family's house, it inhabits Lilo's toys and creates all sorts of mess, for which Stitch gets the blame. Can they catch the real culprit, or will Stitch be blamed for everything?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020231 +0000" stop="20261008022411 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clip - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Experiment #177: Clip | Lilo is upset when Mertle gets a nice-looking fancy hairdo. But when she encounters a hair-eating experiment, Clip, she decides to get her revenge on Mertle by placing it in her bedroom with the plan of ruining Mertle's hair. But the plan runs amock and the experiment eats Mertle's mom's hair instead, and now the experiment is loose on the island. Now Lilo and Stitch must track down the experiment before everyone goes bald!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022411 +0000" stop="20261008024656 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Stenchy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Experiment #254: Mr. Stenchy | Lilo and Stitch have captured a new experiment, #254. He is insanely cute too, and charms all of Lilo's friends. Stitch is jealous though, so at the first chance he gets, he lets Gantu capture him.
As luck would have it, 42 hours after the experiment's activation, Mr. Stenchy releases such a foul stench, the area he releases it in is uninhabitable for decades. But without knowing of when Mr. Stenchy was activated, how will Lilo and Stitch save him before he releases the smell?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024656 +0000" stop="20261008030939 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holio - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Experiment #606: Holio | It's Mertle's birthday, and she's got a brand new bracelet! But Lilo soon finds out it's got an experiment pod, though she doesn't know the number. So, Stitch goes undercover for her, and discovers it is the pod for Experiment #606. Now Lilo must get the pod back as quickly as possible; as #606 is an experiment that can suck in the entire world!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030939 +0000" stop="20261008033224 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spooky - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Experiment #300 - Spooky | It's Hallowe'en! Lilo has dressed up as a gory character, while Nani is trying to get everything ready for the trick-or-treaters. Sadly, the house never gets any trick-or-treaters, but Nani wants to fix this. However, Experiment #300, Spooky, is activated, and it can turn into anyone's greatest fear. So, it makes it's way to Kaiaulu Hale's Hallowe'en party, and is terrifying everyone. Can Lilo and Stitch stop it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033224 +0000" stop="20261008035508 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cannonball - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Experiment #520 - Cannonball | A bird has discovered a strange blue ball in her nest. After deciding she doesn't need it, she discards it into the river running below her tree. It turns out it's #520's pod, and it activates. Now the experiment is wreaking havoc over the island with it's huge behind by bouncing and shaking the ground. So, Lilo and Stitch must capture it, but Gantu is on it's trail too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035508 +0000" stop="20261008041650 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yapper - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Experiment #007 - Gigi | Mertle has got a new dog; Gigi. Little does she know, it's really Experiment #007, a dog that can keep everyone in the neighbourhood awake with it's loud yapping. So, Lilo and Stitch must protect it from Gantu, but have to go to a dog show to do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041650 +0000" stop="20261008043827 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yin-Yang - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Experiments #501 - Yin and #501 - Yang | Experiments #501 and #502 are both activated at the same time, a water sprayer and a lava sprayer. Unfortunately, Lilo and Stitch are having some problems with each other, and soon decide to split apart, with Lilo teaming up with Pleakley, and Stitch teaming up with Jumba. Can the 2 capture the experiments without their partner?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043827 +0000" stop="20261008050111 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kixx - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Experiment #601 - Kixx | When Experiment #601 is activated, things are looking bad, as he is beating up the islanders. Stitch is ready for it, but when he eats the combination of a left tennis shoe and macadamia nuts, it creates a toxic poision, which erases all of his super abilities. Now Lilo has to retrain him from scratch, but Stitch doesn't like the idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050111 +0000" stop="20261008052355 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splodyhead - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Experiment #619 - Splodyhead | Stitch won't listen to Lilo's advice about trying to see the good in people, and will go to any lengths to stop him capturing an experiment pod, including racing to a neighbouring desert island, with Lilo, Jumba and Pleakley in tow. But after the camp of the 'hunting parties' are destroyed, Stitch and Gantu blame each other. Turns out it's an experiment. Who will capture Splodyhead?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052355 +0000" stop="20261008054629 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesio - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Experiment #303 - Amnesio | It's Lilo's birthday, but no one has remembered. So, she decides to throw herself her own party. However, during the day, Experiment #303 is activated and wipes Lilo's, Stitch's and Gantu's memory. Lilo and Gantu, who think they are Martha and Lenny go after Stitch, who has returned to his natural destructive programming, and so they think is a criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054629 +0000" stop="20261008060809 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swirly - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Experiment #383 - Swirly | A new show called 'Look at This!' is going to be broadcast lives in the Birds of Paradise Hotel, and everyone is excited, except Lilo and Stitch. At the same time, Experiment #383 is activated and is a hynotic experiment. Hamsterviel sends Gantu after it to hynotise everyone who watches the episode of 'Look at This!'.
Things soon break into chaos when Lilo and Stitch capture Swirly from Gantu and take him home, ending up hynotised, and Swirly is recaptured. Will Lilo and Stitch realise who they are? Will they recapture Swirly and give him his one true place?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060809 +0000" stop="20261008063053 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fibber - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Experiment #032 - Fibber | Pleakley's mother is badgering him about finding a wife, and has even found a perfect candidate on his home planet, so Lilo comes up with an idea: To tell his mom he is already engaged to a human. But Pleakley's family turn up on Earth, so Pleakley must put on a fake wedding, passing Nani as his bride-to-be. But Experiment #032 has turned up, Fibber, and will beep whenever someone is lying. So, as Pleakley tries to plan his fake wedding, Lilo and Stitch have to prevent Fibber from giving away the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063053 +0000" stop="20261008065337 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tank - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Experiment #586 - Tank | The Hula Girls have ditched Mertle for Lilo, and consequently, Lilo neglects Stitch to hang with them at the Kauai Medieval Festival. So, when Experiment #586 is activated, Stitch needs someone to capture it with. And who does he team up with? Mertle. Strangely, Stitch and Mertle are having fun trying to capture the metal eater, but this ends when it storms the Medieval Festival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065337 +0000" stop="20261008071620 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sprout - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Experiment #509 - Sprout | Lilo finds the pod for Experiment #509, which is a plant experiment. Lilo wants to activate to find it's true place, but Jumba won't let her and locks it up. However, when she makes a bet with Mertle, she breaks the lock and activates #509 and dubs it Sprout. But things get out of control at the Kauai Town Fair, and Stitch has a showdown with a cowboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071620 +0000" stop="20261008073904 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elastico - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Experiment #345 - Elastico | Lilo is going to perform a Hula Dance, but gets angry when Stitch gets in her way. He runs away and finds Experiment #345, Elastico, who is performing at a local circus. Gantu arrives, though, and steals Elastico. The Ringmaster lets Stitch take Elastico's place. He invites Lilo to visit him, but she refuses.
Soon Elastico escapes Gantu and returns to the circus, and Lilo needs Stitch to dance, so has to look for him. But which ohana will Stitch choose?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005609 +0000" stop="20261008015512 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>DCI Roz Huntley struggles to allay her husband's suspicions. AC-12 find a new angle to pursue their case against her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015512 +0000" stop="20261008025302 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>While Nick Huntley faces lengthy questioning, AC-12 remain convinced of Roz's involvement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025302 +0000" stop="20261008035043 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Following the deadly hijack of a police convoy, AC-12 target a ruthless organised crime group known to have links with corrupt officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035043 +0000" stop="20261008044804 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Kate and Steve attempt to track down a lead. A fresh police leak enables another audacious raid. Steve’s attempts to gather information put him in a dangerous situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044804 +0000" stop="20261008054519 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Corbett’s most daring plan yet requires McQueen to exploit links with corrupt police officers.

AC-12 make a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054519 +0000" stop="20261008064240 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise in the OCG following the events at Eastfield. With troubling questions hanging over the identity of ‘H’, suspicions mount at AC-12.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064240 +0000" stop="20261008074038 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S05E05</title>
    <desc>As the hunt for 'H' intensifies, Steve and Kate wonder if Hastings is guarding a dark secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000958 +0000" stop="20261008003346 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 16 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Amore Baciami"" (open)   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Wife""   ""Aeon Flux: War""   ""The Specialists""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Bette Davis in 'Of Human Bondage'""   ""Winter Steele: Desperate Beauty""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003346 +0000" stop="20261008005632 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 17 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 1"" (open)   ""The Blockheads: Mall""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: To Officer with Love""   ""Gas Planet""   ""Smart Talk with Raisin""   ""The Dangwoods: Nightmare in Trailer City""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005632 +0000" stop="20261008011847 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""The Day of the Dead Guy"" (open)   ""Uncle Louie's Party""   ""Anyway""   ""Technological Threat""   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 2""   ""One Less Ant""   ""The Bill &amp; Willis Show""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011847 +0000" stop="20261008014104 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Strangers in Paradise"" (open)   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Nightwatchman""   ""Nietzsche Pops""   ""Beat Dedication""   ""Dr. X vs. Mr. Y""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 3""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Fast, Loud, Dumb and Proud""   ""Sound Asleep""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014104 +0000" stop="20261008020302 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 20 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Uncle Louie: Blind Date""   ""Genie Junkie""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 4""   ""Cat &amp; Mouse""   ""The Blockheads: TV""   ""The Chore""   ""Human Bomb""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020302 +0000" stop="20261008022502 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 21 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Krazy Teens U.S.A."" (open)   ""Rico &amp; Klein""   ""Honey Bunny""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 5""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Let's Go to the Stinkin' Movies""   ""Balloon Guy""   ""Sweat""   ""Green Beret""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022502 +0000" stop="20261008024650 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 22 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Medallion Love"" (open)   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Hill Bomb Skate Sniper""   ""Swine Cowboy""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 6""   ""Autoguard 2000""   ""The Big City""   ""Beat""   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Invisible Man in 'Blind Love'""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024650 +0000" stop="20261008030833 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Addicted to Love"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: A Showery Scene""   ""Psychogram""   ""Buzz Box""   ""Grinning Evil Death""   ""Aeon Flux""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Lea Press on Limbs""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Angel and the Bad Man""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: Sinead O' Conner""   ""Art School Girls of Doom""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030833 +0000" stop="20261008033429 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""John Denver"" (open)   ""Winter Steele: Eat Crow""   ""Psychogram""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Psycho""   ""Rocky""   ""Footworks: Dog Flirting""   ""Dog Brain""   ""Dangerous Puppets""   ""Cut Up Camera""   ""Excerpt from Joy Street""   ""Weird""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033429 +0000" stop="20261008035839 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Faith No More"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: Diandra Washes Away""   ""Buzz Box""   ""Snookles""   ""Psychogram""   ""Stick Figure Theater: D.O.A.""   ""Cut Up Camera""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: Sylvester Stallone""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Prophet &amp; Loss""   ""Black Hula""   ""Art School Girls of Doom""   ""Beach Chair: In Color""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035839 +0000" stop="20261008041905 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Dental Health"" (open)   ""Winter Steele: Ball of Communion""   ""Psychogram""   ""Jac Mac and Rad Boy Go""   ""Footworks: Scoring""   ""Dangerous Puppets""   ""The Thing That Lurked in the Tub""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Monk's Purpose""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Express Yourself""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041905 +0000" stop="20261008044237 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Love Shack"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: Caught in the Act""   ""Psychogram: Informant""   ""Push Comes to Shove""   ""Cut Up Camera: Wild Dog Pizza""   ""Face Like a Frog: Don't Go in the Basement""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: George Michael""   ""Psychogram: Suburban Housewife Cover""   ""Stick Figure Theater: JosÃ© Ferrer in Cyrano de Bergerac""   ""Art School Girls of Doom: The Bra""   ""Psychogram: Skewered Agent Y""   ""Istanbul Was Constantinople""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044237 +0000" stop="20261008050622 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Chalk Bars and Tones"" (open)   ""Winter Steele: Stupid Hippies""   ""Psychogram: Prof. Allergy""   ""Cut Up Camera: Elevators""   ""Psychogram: Timetravel""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Psychogram: All a Dream?""   ""Stick Figure Theater: It's a Wonderful Life""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050622 +0000" stop="20261008053004 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Uncle Louie's Travels"" (open)   ""Aeon Flux: Gravity""   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo""   ""Beavis and Butt-head: Frog Baseball""   ""The Specialists""   ""Winter Steele: Soft Heart, Cold Alcohol""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Night of the Living Dead""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053004 +0000" stop="20261008055404 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Safety Twins Puppets"" (open)   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Let's Go to the Party""   ""Wishful Thinking""   ""Dog Boy""   ""The Specialists""   ""Office Space""   ""The Listener""   ""Hello Dad, I'm in Jail""   ""Glove Story""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055404 +0000" stop="20261008061738 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Concert"" (open)   ""Joe Normal""   ""What's Up, Dog?""   ""Speedbump the Roadkill Possum: Slipp'ry When Wet""   ""Doctor Zum: Cafe LeBad""   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Pizza""   ""Meggamorphosis""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Henry V""   ""The Specialists""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Winter Fun""   ""Killing of an Egg""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061738 +0000" stop="20261008064122 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Stick Figure Theater: Jimi Hendrix performing The Star Spangled Banner"" (open)   ""Doctor Zum: Typical Records""   ""Elvis Meets the Spider People from Hell""   ""Winter Steele: All Men Suck (Except Crow)""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Getting to Know Each Other""   ""Earth to Doris""   ""The Honkey Problem: Inbred Jed and the Little Bottom Boys""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Camping Out""   ""Bob the Frog in: Burp""   ""A Day at the Beach (Feggorama)""   ""The Specialists""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064122 +0000" stop="20261008070512 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""The Running Man"" (open)   ""The Specialists""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Sergei Eisenstein's silent classic 'The Battleship Potemkin'""   ""Flugbild""   ""Ladies""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070512 +0000" stop="20261008072900 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""12 Dangers of Skydiving""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Soap Box Derby""   ""Speedbump the Roadkill Possum: Batt'ry-fied""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Doctor Zum: Atom Bomb Factory""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Crash of the Hindenburg""   ""Let's Chop Soo-E""   ""Winter Steele: Rhinestones and Concussions""   ""The Specialists""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072900 +0000" stop="20261008075232 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Door #8"" (open)   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Country""   ""This Is Not Frank's Planet""   ""Aeon Flux""   ""Dog Boy""   ""In the Aquarium"" (excerpt)   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Terror""   ""The Specialists""   ""Koko's Earth Control""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000207 +0000" stop="20261008002607 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sandcastles - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Little Bear has built a marvelous sand castle. He is the King and Duck insists on being Queen. The threat of invaders brings the Otters to the rescue and the game isn't over until a wizard is found, a spell is cast, a sleeping beauty is awake again, and - the most fun part of all - the castle is knocked down!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002607 +0000" stop="20261008005008 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Anniversary - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Father Bear is away so Little Bear surprises Mother Bear by dressing up and dancing with her to celebrate her wedding anniversary. But the real surprise is when Father Bear returns home early so the whole family can celebrate together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005008 +0000" stop="20261008011408 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The April Fool - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Little Bear finds out it's not so easy to play an April Fool's trick on Mother and Father Bear!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011408 +0000" stop="20261008013808 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balloon Heads - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Little Bear's friends are envious when they see him blowing big, pink, bubble gum bubbles. Little Bear shares his extra gum and with great patience, teaches them all how to blow their own bubbles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013808 +0000" stop="20261008020208 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Bear's Button - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and Duck use a magnifying glass to find a button that fell off of Mother Bear's coat. They soon follow different insects around, who try to carry the button away. When they discover Beetle using it as an umbrella, they give him a mushroom in exchange and take the button back to Mother Bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020208 +0000" stop="20261008022609 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear and the Ice Boat - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Little Bear helps Grandfather Bear celebrate his birthday by building an ice boat. They ride the boat across a frozen lake and Grandfather Bear thanks Little Bear for his best birthday ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022609 +0000" stop="20261008025009 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Deer - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Little Bear takes home a wounded baby deer who breaks and eats things in the house because he is used to living wild in the woods. Soon Little Bear comes to accept that his new friend will be happier back in the woods with his own family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025009 +0000" stop="20261008031409 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisible Little Bear - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Little Bear ruins a game hid and seek by pretending he's invisible, his friends give him a taste of his own medicine by becoming invisible too. Little Bear gets lonely, and wishing his friends could see him again, he goes home. Owl, Duck, Hen and Cat, feeling he's learned his lesson, give him another chance at being friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031409 +0000" stop="20261008033809 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Little Bear tries to find the secret admirer who sent him an anonymous valentine. After Little Bear has asked all his friends who sent him his valentine, Mother Bear admits she's Little Bear's admirer and Little Bear admits that he's hers too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033809 +0000" stop="20261008040209 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck Loses Her Quack - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Duck needs to teach the ducklings how to ""quack"" but she's lost her quack! So Little Bear, with the help of the ducklings, decides to help Duck find her quack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040209 +0000" stop="20261008042610 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feathers in a Bunch - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Little Bear discovers Owl is grumpy. With the help of Duck and a little mud, Little Bear tries to cheer up Owl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042610 +0000" stop="20261008045010 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detective Little Bear - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Grandfather Bear's pocket watch is missing - but Detective Little Bear is on the case! Grandfather Bear and Little Bear both suspect a goblin, but find the watch in a most unusual place!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045010 +0000" stop="20261008051410 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sky Is Falling - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The sun is sleeping... the clouds are creeping... the wind is calling... the sky is falling! Little Bear has a new poem to describe a very windy day in the yard. With a flowerpot for a hat and Mother Bear's apron for a cape, Little Bear flies the windy sky and helps Mother Bear with her garden, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051410 +0000" stop="20261008053810 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and Father Bear are going fishing on Father's Day - just the two of them. But then Hen joins them, and then Owl joins them, followed by Duck ... and Cat! Two fishermen quickly turn into six, and everyone has a great time fishing and singing in the boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053810 +0000" stop="20261008060211 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fisherman Bear's Big Catch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and Fisherman Bear go fishing and they meet an Octopus who takes Fisherman Bear to tea! Little Bear and Mermaid rescue Fisherman Bear and find a playmate for Octopus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060211 +0000" stop="20261008062611 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dandelion Wish - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Little Bear is chasing a dandelion fluff so he can catch it and make a wish. Duck soon sees it too, and she wants to make a wish. When Cat sees the fluff he wants to make a wish as well, and the race to make a wish is on! The three chase the fluff to a dandelion field where they can make all the wishes they want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062611 +0000" stop="20261008065011 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Broken Boat - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Little Bear is playing with the gravy boat and accidentally breaks it. He is afraid to tell Mother Bear and turns to his loyal friends for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065011 +0000" stop="20261008071411 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck Takes the Cake - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Duck is in charge of organizing Hen's tea party while Hen picks strawberries for her shortcake. Everything is fine -- until Duck starts giving instructions to her friends! Dough goes rolling, eggs are separating and pictures of milk are drawn! Hen is in for a big surprise, including a shorter shortcake!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071411 +0000" stop="20261008073811 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Lemonade - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Little Bear has made lemonade for a hot summer's day. When Duck discovers that it is sour, Little Bear explains it's because his lemonade has amazing powers! Duck,Owl and Hen find they can do lots of things after drinking Little Bear's "magic" lemonade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000721 +0000" stop="20261008003122 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love to Conduct - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The team watches the sunrise and things becoming happy. They see a bald eagle picking up sticks; soon after though, she mistakenly takes Leo's baton, and it is up to the team to retrieve it from the bald eagle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003122 +0000" stop="20261008005522 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungarian Hiccups - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rocket participates in the Great Sky Race. However, he meets his nemesis, another competitor named Big Jet, and is nervous about racing him, although the team reassures him. To complicate matters, Rocket starts having the hiccups, so it is up to the team to scare them off before the sky race begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005522 +0000" stop="20261008011922 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whale Tale - S01E04</title>
    <desc>At the beach, the team is making sand castles while Rocket is playing with his new friend, a little humpback whale, until the whale's mother calls him home, much to Rocket's sadness as he begins to miss his friend. The team decides to go to the ocean to find Little Whale so Rocket can be happy again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011922 +0000" stop="20261008014322 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate's Treasure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The team plays as pirates in Rocket's hangar when they hear music from what turns out to be a treasure map. However, Big Jet sees the map too, and tries to get to the treasure. Now it will be up to the team to find the treasure before Big Jet does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014322 +0000" stop="20261008020722 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Balloons - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is Annie's birthday and her friends set up things for the party. Her favorite things are balloons, and they give her musical balloons which play a special song. But suddenly, a strong gust of wind blows them all away, so it is up to the team to retrieve Annie's balloons before they reach Antarctica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020722 +0000" stop="20261008023122 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of the Golden Pyramid - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The team is in Egypt, reading the hieroglyphics about the story of the Golden Pyramid. It says that inside the pyramid are musical notes which make the hieroglyphic pictures dance and become happy, until a mean king locked the notes behind the gates. Now, it is up to the team to use the golden harp, which opens anything, to open the Golden Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023122 +0000" stop="20261008025523 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon Kite - S01E08</title>
    <desc>June finds a little dragon kite flying towards her and she shows the team a picture of the Dragon Kite Parade in China. However, Little Dragon Kite has a fear of flying high, and the dragon kites in the picture are missing, so it is up to the team to find the missing dragon kites and help their friend overcome her fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025523 +0000" stop="20261008031923 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go West, Young Train - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The team meets their friend Little Red Train, carrying a bag of party supplies; suddenly, Big Jet steals the bag, and it is up to the team and Little Red Train to retrieve the bag from Big Jet before the party starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031923 +0000" stop="20261008034323 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farmer Annie - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The team flies to a farm and meet their best friends, the Three Little Pigs, and decide to plant mystery seeds by doing four things: plant, water, give sunshine, and give love to see what grows in those mystery seeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034323 +0000" stop="20261008040723 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Einsteins Halloween - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The team is filling up their pumpkin with Halloween treats for a costume party when they suddenly hear some strange music and see a ghost approaching them. Now, it is up to the team to hurry and gather their treats until their pumpkin gets filled to the top, so they can go to the party while avoiding the ghost and any more of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040723 +0000" stop="20261008043123 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annie's Solo Mission - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Leo teaches his sister Annie how to fly Rocket, and she learns all about Rocket's three different types of moves: the up-down move, the squeeze, and the loop-the-loop maneuver. After teaching her, Quincy and June invite Leo to blow Super Bubbles, so Annie gets her camera and tries to take a picture. After she leaves though, they accidentally get stuck in a giant bubble after blowing together to make it. Now, it is up to Annie to pilot Rocket solo and save the rest of her friends before the bubble pops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043123 +0000" stop="20261008045523 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mouse and the Moon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While camping, the team watches the moon shine in the sky when a little mouse arrives with a present for the moon, only for it to move to the Matterhorn mountain in Switzerland. Now, it is up to the team to go to Switzerland so that Little Mouse can give his present to the moon before it goes down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045523 +0000" stop="20261008051923 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Knight and the Bad Knight - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Leo tells a story about a good knight and a bad knight. The Good Knight is a happy and funny knight in the castle, until the Bad Knight imprisons him in one of the towers and he can not escape. Now, it is up to the team to get the musical key in order to release the Good Knight before the Bad Knight strikes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051923 +0000" stop="20261008054324 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christmas Wish - S01E15</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, Leo and the team read a story about a boy who uses a wish box to get a turtle. The team receive wish boxes under the tree. Unfortunately, Annie does not have a wish box because it fell off Santa's sleigh during a heavy blizzard. Now, it is up to the team to find Annie's wish box on Mount Everest while enduring the cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054324 +0000" stop="20261008060724 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How We Became the Little Einsteins: The True Story - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The team calls for Rocket, using the musical toy that Leo had when he was a baby, and it works. However, Rocket is too large to live with the team. The team decides to find a home for Rocket to live in so that he can be together with the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060724 +0000" stop="20261008063124 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jump for Joey - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The team is in Australia, training their new friend, Joey, the baby kangaroo, for the Animal Talent Show at the Sydney Opera House. His talent is super hopping, which he uses to hop higher and longer. But Joey forgets that the talent show is today, so it is up to the team to bring Joey to the talent show before it starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063124 +0000" stop="20261008065524 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Northern Night Light - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Quincy sings his silly song to make the team laugh, including Rocket, and they end up in Lapland. While watching a group of reindeer, they see a baby reindeer chasing a bird until he goes too far and gets lost in the woods. This makes the mission tough because Quincy has a fear of the dark as Lapland gets dark too early. So it is up to the team to take Baby Reindeer back to his mother as darkness falls while Quincy has to face his fear (with the Northern Lights helping them).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065524 +0000" stop="20261008071924 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Yes, O Yes, It's Springtime! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The team has a baby tulip which is about to bloom, but Big Jet arrives with a seasons machine, which changes seasons to prevent Baby Tulip from blooming, so it is up to the team to go back to springtime so that their friend can grow and bloom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071924 +0000" stop="20261008074324 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tall Totem Tale - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The team is in Totem Pole Forest in Alaska, looking at the tall totem poles. They meet a little totem pole; he has no stories though, so they decide to help Little Totem Pole grow larger so that he can grow like the rest of the poles. But then, he gets washed out to sea, and it is up to the team to bring Little Totem Pole back so he can grow big with the other totems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001406 +0000" stop="20261008003638 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S01E05</title>
    <desc>David can't deal with his roommate's mother, and Laurie knows no one listens to her. Brittany Snow of "Pitch Perfect" can't stop procrastinating.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>#Selfcare - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Dating - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Communication - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Tech - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Big Issues - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Billy Eichner stops by for pointers on persuading people to call instead of text, the kids weigh in on a hair makeover and wearing a hijab.</desc>
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    <title>Men Will Be Boys - S05E10</title>
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    <title>The Cheaters - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Blind Journey (1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When the blind school closes up, the people of Walnut Grove decide to make the old Reverend's house a blind school. Charles leads the students to their new school. Mrs. Oleson comes along on the trip because she believes that a prominent person will be with them.
+ This story is in part about racism. It begins with Joe Kagan's membership to the church in Walnut Grove, something Mrs. Oleson is very much against as he is black. Elsewhere, the blind school is forced to close. Charles and Joe Kagan lead the group of  blind students through the woods to their new school in Walnut Grove, but not before Harriet has joined them, willing and eager because she hears they will be joined by more blind students and their teacher, who isn't blind, Hester-Sue Terhune. Harriet says the name Terhune is very prominent and it must be a sophisticated woman with a great upbringing. She buys a new dress and even wears a fancy wig. Harriet walks as she refuses to sit next to Joe Kagan on one of the wagons.</desc>
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    <desc>When Mrs. Oleson meets Hester-Sue Terhune she is very disappointed to discover she is black. Hester-Sue has bought black children to join the rest of the blind school and they all continue the journey onwards to Walnut Grove.  In the end it takes the words of a little blind black boy to teach her that prejudice is wrong, and Harriet comes to a crossroads in her life, whilst Adam will have to face his deepest fear as he comes to a crossing of his own.</desc>
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    <title>The Godsister - S05E14</title>
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    <title>The Craftsman - S05E15</title>
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    <title>Blind Man's Bluff - S05E16</title>
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    <title>Dance with Me - S05E17</title>
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    <title>I Want Baked Beans - S02E26</title>
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    <title>I Want to Go on Holiday - S02E28</title>
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    <title>I Want My Sheep - S02E29</title>
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    <title>I Don't Want to Miss It - S02E30</title>
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    <title>I Want to Do a Show - S02E31</title>
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    <title>Can I Have It Back Now, Please? - S02E32</title>
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    <title>I Want to Find the Treasure - S02E33</title>
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    <title>I Don't Like Thunderstorms - S02E34</title>
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    <title>I Can Keep a Secret - S02E35</title>
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    <title>I Want My Horace - S03E01</title>
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    <title>I Want to Be a Bridesmaid - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Who Turned off the Lights? - S03E03</title>
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    <title>I Want My Treehouse - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The royal youngster builds a treehouse, only to discover Archie and Maid are working together to make their own</desc>
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    <title>I Want to Be a Vet - S03E05</title>
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    <title>I Want to Cut Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Little Princess uses the scissors and glue without permission and ruins the brand new dress given to her by Great Aunty.</desc>
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    <title>I Want Scruff - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Algie visits the castle and shows the princess how well he can train her dog.</desc>
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    <title>I Want to Skate - S03E08</title>
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    <title>I Want to Go to the Seaside - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The youngster is determined to win the golden rosette at the castle's annual pet talent contest.</desc>
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    <title>Please Don't Go - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A flock of geese takes over Admiral's pond, so the youngster gives him a job at the castle.</desc>
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    <title>I Want My Duck - S03E11</title>
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    <title>I'm Going to Win the Rosette - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The youngster is determined to win the golden rosette at the castle's annual pet talent contest.</desc>
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    <title>I Don't Like Arguments - S03E13</title>
    <desc>An argument between General and Maid disturbs Little Princess while she is trying to paint a picture. With the voices of Julian Clary and Jane Horrocks.</desc>
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    <title>I Want to Sing - S03E14</title>
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    <title>I Want to Play a Joke - S03E15</title>
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    <title>I Want to Be a Detective - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Someone has eaten all of Princess's biscuits! Like a true detective, Princess sets up a number of traps to catch the hungry biscuit thief.</desc>
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    <title>I Want My Robin - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Princess is learning to bird watch, but wild birds aren't very easy to spot when they keep flying off. How will she manage to get a closer look?</desc>
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    <title>I Want a Gymkhana - S03E18</title>
    <desc>General has organised a gymkhana at the castle. Princess is sure that she and Horace are the perfect team.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Make You Strong - S03E19</title>
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    <title>I Don't Want to Play the Piano - S03E20</title>
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    <title>I Want to Go to Space - S03E21</title>
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    <title>I Want to Be a Policeman - S03E22</title>
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    <title>I Want to Go Camping - S03E23</title>
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    <title>I Want to Recycle - S03E24</title>
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    <title>I Want to be a Nurse - S03E25</title>
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    <title>I Want to Play Hide and Seek - S03E26</title>
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    <title>I Want a New Bedroom - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The princess never wins at hide-and-seek, until she finds a hidden room in the castle...</desc>
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    <title>I Want Your Tiara - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Princess is delighted when Scruff finds a sparkly tiara for her to wear, until she finds out that it belongs to Maid.</desc>
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    <title>I Want to be Famous - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Princess wants to become famous so that she can have a statue made in her honour, just like her Great Uncle Walter.</desc>
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    <title>I Want a Sleepover - S03E30</title>
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  <programme start="20261008073834 +0000" stop="20261008074947 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Ice Skate - S03E31</title>
    <desc>Little Princess is learning to ice skate, but it's not easy and she's tempted to give up.</desc>
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    <title>Rookie - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Scavenger Hunt (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>As a requirement for acceptance to a fraternity, three teams are competing in a scavenger hunt. Some of the players are willing to do anything to win and the Hobo is there to prevent them from going that far.</desc>
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    <title>Scavenger Hunt (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Contestants continue to put themselves in danger, private property continues to go missing, and Hobo keeps dashing across town trying to right the wrongs done in the name of competition.</desc>
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    <title>Second Sight - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Hobo gives guidance to a dejected, newly blinded equestrian rider.</desc>
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    <title>Trucker - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Sleeper - S03E01</title>
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    <title>War of the Weirds - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Judging by the Cover - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Hot Fun in the Wintertime - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Episode 422 - S04E22</title>
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    <title>Episode 423 - S04E23</title>
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    <title>Episode 424 - S04E24</title>
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    <title>Episode 426 - S04E26</title>
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    <title>Episode 427 - S04E27</title>
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    <title>Episode 101 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 103 - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Episode 104 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ronnie and Bobby are attacked by a car owner throwing explosives at them.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 105 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ron and Bobby head to a stock car track to repossess a flatbed and truck from a racecar driver.</desc>
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    <title>Raw: Harsh Reality - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Sometimes life has other plans, like when the ex leader of a gang faces a whole new reality he discovers the price for coming clean.</desc>
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    <title>Orange County Jail: Extended Stay - The Confession - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Inside Orange County Jail where a senior inmate takes up rap, a gang member poses a threat and another inmate makes the most shocking confession ever heard on Lockup.</desc>
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    <title>Orange County Jail: Extended Stay - Wake Up Call - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Inside Orange County Jail confinement takes a dark turn for a light-hearted teenager, but provides a new beginning for an old bank robber, and a mother who has put drugs before her son gets another chance.</desc>
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    <title>Life After Lockup: Komyatti, Slagle, Tye - S10E03</title>
    <desc>They are the inmates whose stories we'll never forget and whose lives have taken twists you'll never believe. Now, we reveal whatever became of Paul Komyatti; the twin brothers Roy and Ray Slagle; and Ronnie Tye and the woman he married in prison, Jodie Worman.</desc>
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    <title>Orange County Jail: Extended Stay - Murder and Miracles - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Inside Orange county jail, an inmate launches a near fatal attack and an inmate keeps a grim secret from her two best friends.</desc>
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    <title>Orange County Jail: Extended Stay - Unholy Trinity - S10E05</title>
    <desc>An actor accused of killing two friends in order to steal money from their bank accounts; a couple facing charges of the sodomy and rape of an unconscious person; an inmate who pleaded guilty to a DUI hit-and-run involving her ex-boyfriend; a convicted murderer awaiting the penalty phase of his trial after the first penalty phase ended in a mistrial.</desc>
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    <title>Orange County Jail: Extended Stay - Highs and Lows - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Inside the Orange County Jail in Souther California where the threat of violence is just as real in jail as it is in prison.</desc>
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    <title>Orange County Jail: Extended Stay - Cabin Fever - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Inside Orange County Jail where most inmates stand charged and are still working their cases so some try to make their jail cells home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055941 +0000" stop="20261008064356 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boston: Extended Stay - Blood Brothers - S11E01</title>
    <desc>An inmate takes his fights from the street to the halls of the jail, and his boyhood friend follows his example; two brothers turn to crime to support their habits, and now one faces the prospect of hitting the streets again.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Boston: Extended Stay - The Box Life - S11E02</title>
    <desc>A special place at the jail called "the box" as one inmate says that is separated from everything so they learn to deal with it.</desc>
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    <title>Capture - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Francis captures the three fugitives, a big-game hunter named James Borden captures Logan and Francis, while they are looking for Jessica who disappeared from their campsite the night before. He then releases Logan and Francis for the purpose of hunting them. While his wife is given the opportunity to hunt Jessica. The sworn enemies must unite if they are to survive and save Jessics. meanwhile REM has turned the tables on the sandman assigned to kill him sets out on a search for his missing friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Innocent - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Logan, Jessica, and Rem find a beautiful young woman named Lisa out in the middle of nowhere. Her parents left her with only two robots to help her. She gets a crush on Logan and develops a plan to get rid of Jessica so she can have him all to herself.</desc>
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    <title>Man Out of Time - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Logan, Jessica and Rem encounter a time traveler from the past who is trying to discover what caused the nuclear war 200 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>Half Life - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The fugitives come across a city of people that are able to divide themselves into two parts, good and bad. They then live separately from the bad people who are known as the Castouts. When Jessica is captured and split, Logan and Rem must formulate a plan to make her whole again and then escape.</desc>
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    <title>Crypt - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Logan, Jessica, and Rem discover a civilization that was devastated by a plague. 6 of the most brillant minds of the time were selected to be preserved. one of them is an imposter - but which one?

Logan, Jessica, and Rem must uncover which of the survivors is not who they claim to be.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fear Factor - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An evil scientist captures the three fugitives and plans to make them his latest patients. He is trying to remove the ability of people to experience emotions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054513 +0000" stop="20261008063417 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Judas Goat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A man named Hal 14 runs into Logan and his pals and claims to be a runner. He is actually a Sandman trying to get the trio back to the Domed City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063417 +0000" stop="20261008072321 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futurepast - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A dream analyzer named Ariana warns Logan and Jessica that their lives are in danger. Rem tries to help them and find a way out of their dangerous situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000137 +0000" stop="20261008005922 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shotgun - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Henry's attempt at justice backfires, resulting in new problems for him and a new investigation for Walt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005922 +0000" stop="20261008020204 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Happens On The Rez... - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The line between justice and the law gets even blurrier for Henry and Walt as their hunt for a killer intensifies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020204 +0000" stop="20261008030105 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fog That Won't Lift - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A shaky Walt searches for Donna as he and Vic reconstruct what happened in the cabin. Mathias has a deal for Henry. Cady tells Walt about a job offer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030105 +0000" stop="20261008035755 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Good Memory - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Henry renegotiates his deal with Mathias. Walt's search for Donna leads to too many suspects. A phone message sends Walt down an unexpected path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035755 +0000" stop="20261008050249 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chrysalis - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Walt unravels the puzzling case of a girl and her missing father. Henry helps Cady find a place on the rez. Malachi and Jacob's alliance is weakening.</desc>
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    <title>The Judas Wolf - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Walt and Vic investigate the bizarre kidnapping of a despised drug company CEO. Henry and Mathias deal with the ramifications of an overdose.</desc>
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    <title>Pure Peckinpah - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Mathias must join forces with Walt after Henry discovers a drug dealer's body. Vic solves her housing problem. Malachi puts a bounty on Hector's head.</desc>
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    <title>Every Man for Himself - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Others prevent Sawyer and Kate from escaping, leaving Sawyer perplexed by the extent of the measures taken to keep them imprisoned. Jack is asked to use his medical training to save the life of one of the Others. At the beach, Desmond's strange behavior attracts attention. He begins to construct a mysterious device.</desc>
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    <title>The Cost of Living - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A delirious Eko wrestles with past demons; some of the castaways go to the Pearl station to find a computer they can use to locate Jack, Kate and Sawyer; Jack does not know who to trust when two of the Others are at odds with each other.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>I Do - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jack makes a decision regarding Ben's offer. Sawyer's life is placed in danger when Pickett decides to make good on his threat. Locke discovers a hidden message that may help unlock the island's secrets. Kate recalls memories from the past, which caused her to make an important choice.</desc>
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    <title>Not In Portland - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jack has the Others in a desperate situation as he holds Ben's life in his hands.  Meanwhile, Kate and Sawyer try to escape from their captors. Flashbacks reveal Juliet's past as a medical researcher in Miami.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031944 +0000" stop="20261008040257 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flashes Before Your Eyes - S03E08</title>
    <desc>After Desmond rescues Claire from drowning, Charlie gets Hurley to help him find out why Desmond has seemed able to predict the future. Desmond recalls exactly what took place in the moments after he turns the key, where he experienced a strange vision of his life prior to his Army days.</desc>
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    <title>Stranger In A Strange Land - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As Kate and Sawyer journey back to the main island with Karl, who is exhibiting effects of the brainwashing video, they argue over whether to go back and save Jack. On Hydra island, as Juliet's fate rests in his hands and a power struggle within the Others ensues, Jack recollects the time he spent in Phuket, Thailand and his relationship with Achara, a mysterious tattoo artist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044612 +0000" stop="20261008052923 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricia Tanaka is Dead - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Kate is still struggling over their decision to leave Jack in the hands of the Others as she and Sawyer return to their camp.  Meanwhile, Hurley finds an old van in the jungle and attempts to use it to help a fellow survivor in need of faith and hope.  Flashbacks reveal more of Hurley's tumultuous past with the numbers curse.</desc>
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    <title>Enter 77 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>On their mission to rescue Jack, Kate, Sayid, and Locke stumble upon a mysterious structure surrounded by farm animals and meet its strange inhabitant. Back at the camp, in order to reclaim his belongings, Sawyer plays in a ping-pong competition.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Par Avion - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Claire has an idea to send a message to the outside world. Charlie, however, is resistant to the idea, and Desmond tries to sabotage the plan. As Claire tries to get the truth behind their actions out of the pair, she remembers traumatic events from her past. Meanwhile, the rescue party encounters a dangerous obstacle.</desc>
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    <title>The Man From Tallahassee - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Kate and Locke arrive at the Others' camp, Ben promises to tell Locke the island's secrets as long as he stops his destructive plan, and Kate's reunion with Jack doesn't go very well when she learns that the Others have offered him a deal. More of Locke's troubled past is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>All That Glitters - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Penny shelters an interplanetary fugitive who gives her a small disc that is supposedly the key to the greatest treasure in the galaxy.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Civilization - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Robinson men discover an underground civilization while exploring a huge cave.</desc>
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    <title>A Change of Space - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Will and Smith, on an alien spaceship, enter the sixth dimension, and emerge with personality changes.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leader - S01E29</title>
    <desc>John falls into a cave containing a centuries-old mummy, whose spirit possesses John’s body.</desc>
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    <title>Blast Off into Space - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Smith and Will befriend an old miner named Nerim.  After a series of earthquakes indicates that the planet is breaking up, Dr Smith tries to convince them that it is merely the effects of mining, and no harm will come to the planet.  John informs him that he is wrong and that the Robinson family will be departing within the day.  It is a race against time to escape the crumbling planet.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Adventure - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Shortly after leaving their original crash-site planet, Smith spots a familiar star and, in an amazing show of stellar navigational skill, calculates the course to get back to Earth.
He extracts a promise from Don and John that they'll return to Earth, or else he'll destroy his navigation data.  They agree, but inform the family at dinnertime that they are headed for Alpha Centauri after all, mainly because the Earth is on the other side of the Sun (how do they know that? - do they know the date?  And besides, from Alpha Centauri, Earth revolves clockwise, visible all the time).  Smith changes course 180 degrees, then clumsily jettisons most of the fuel.
They reach a refueling barge, one of several that Alpha Control put out in 1996, top up the tanks, and resume course for Alpha Centauri, not knowing that they've picked up a tailgater who follows them after Smith reverses course to Earth again.
The alarm goes off in the night, and they expend a lot of fuel pulling away from the Earth's</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Planet - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Due to Smith's actions the crew has had to land their ship on an alien planet which is run by cyborgs. Meanwhile the crew try to break free from the captors who promise them power and luxury and they have to save their robot who was crippled by a ray gun.</desc>
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    <title>Forbidden World - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Robinsons are trapped on a fog-shrouded planet.</desc>
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    <title>Sand Hassles - S04E46</title>
    <desc>Lucy and the Morticians’ Club try to thwart plans for a school field trip to the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wheel and Deal - S04E45</title>
    <desc>Lana wants to win a race car ride-along with her hero, so she and Lincoln enter to compete in a soap box derby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002711 +0000" stop="20261008003856 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Double Dare You! - S04E47</title>
    <desc>The siblings turn to Lisa’s genius to help them land a spot on “Double Dare." Guest Star: Marc Summers</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003856 +0000" stop="20261008005042 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snoop's On - S04E48</title>
    <desc>After secretly reading Luna’s diary, Leni and Lincoln become worried about the exploits their sister writes about.</desc>
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    <title>Friends in Dry Places - S04E49</title>
    <desc>While on a field trip, Lincoln worries that his friend group is splintering.</desc>
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    <title>Coupe Dreams - S04E50</title>
    <desc>In order to buy her dream car, Lori becomes a local rideshare driver.</desc>
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    <title>Schooled! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Lincoln tries to swap middle school classes after being separated from the gang, but ends up being transferred to Canada. Lori doesn’t fit in on any of the college dorm floors. Mom and Dad rush to potty train Lily for preschool.</desc>
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    <title>The Boss Maybe - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Now the oldest in the house, Leni struggles to follow in Lori’s footsteps as the family’s babysitter.</desc>
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    <title>Family Bonding - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Secret agents Lincoln and Clyde investigate the Loud’s suspicious new neighbors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022215 +0000" stop="20261008024455 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strife of the Party - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Lola learns that Lana is planning their joint birthday, she does everything to stop it.</desc>
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    <title>Kernel of Truth - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Lincoln and the Middle School Action News Team solve the mystery of the missing popcorn.</desc>
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    <title>Ghosted! - S05E06</title>
    <desc>With the help of Lincoln and Clyde, Lori banishes a ghost she believes is haunting her. But, when Fairway’s golf team starts to struggle, Lori realizes she has to bring it back to turn the team’s luck around.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008033016 +0000" stop="20261008035256 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blinded By Science - S05E07</title>
    <desc>After searching for her next big scientific breakthrough, Lisa discovers Flip is a marvel of modern science.</desc>
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    <title>Band Together - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Luna has to decide between playing in a band with her friends or with playing with professionals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041536 +0000" stop="20261008043820 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Season's Cheatings - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Lincoln tries to rig the family gift swap and ends up learning a valuable lesson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043820 +0000" stop="20261008050103 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Flipmas Carol - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A Scrooge-like Flip is visited by three ghosts in a special take on A Christmas Carol.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050103 +0000" stop="20261008052347 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow Pie Kid - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Lynn pushes Liam to his limits when he becomes the star pitcher for the middle school baseball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052347 +0000" stop="20261008054630 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saved by the Spell - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Lincoln's friends try to stop him from performing a magic act at the middle school talent show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054630 +0000" stop="20261008055748 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Bus No Fuss - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Lincoln and his friends try to find another way to get to school after a run in with the 8th grade bullies on the bus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055748 +0000" stop="20261008062031 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resident Upheaval - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Lincoln and Clyde are at odds when they discover there's only room for one of their grandmas at Sunset Canyon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062031 +0000" stop="20261008064315 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School of Shock - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lisa takes over her first-grade classroom and learns that there’s more to teaching than just knowing facts.</desc>
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    <title>Electshunned - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Leni goes toe-to-toe with the Mayor in a city-wide Royal Woods election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070558 +0000" stop="20261008072842 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zach Attack - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Zach and Rusty fake an alien landing that sends the whole town on a hunt for little green men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072842 +0000" stop="20261008075125 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Solo - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Clyde thinks he's a shoe-in for the Glee Club solo, until Lincoln accidentally auditions and lands the part.</desc>
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    <title>Mason's Rats - S03E07</title>
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    <title>400 Boys - S04E04</title>
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    <title>The Other Large Thing - S04E05</title>
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    <title>The Screaming of the Tyrannosaur - S04E07</title>
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    <title>How Zeke Got Religion - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Smart Appliances, Stupid Owners - S04E09</title>
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    <title>For He Can Creep - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Sonnie's Edge - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Witness - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Sucker of Souls - S01E05</title>
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    <title>When the Yogurt Took Over - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Beyond the Aquila Rift - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Good Hunting - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Dump - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Shape-Shifters - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Fish Night - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Anna - S01E02</title>
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    <desc>In a flashback to 10 months previously, Luke drags Dylan and Evie to a posh party in the countryside at which he is desperate to sleep with childhood crush Ilona McLeod, but he's not the only one with designs on her. Meanwhile, Dylan and Evie amuse themselves by attempting some of the unchecked items on Luke's bucket list with disastrous and unexpected results.</desc>
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    <title>Frankie - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Agata - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Amy - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Liv - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Isabel - S02E05</title>
    <desc>At a whiskey tasting, Dylan and Luke think back on a drunken awards ceremony, where things didn't quite go as planned for any of them.</desc>
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    <title>Emma - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Jonesy? - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Abigail (Again) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The day after Angus's divorce party, Abigail won't answer Dylan's calls. He, Luke and Evie try to pierce together what happened the night before.</desc>
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    <title>Andi and Olivia - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Bonnie - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Evie's cousin arrives for her hen party, which Dylan forgot to cancel. An afternoon of soap making and karaoke devolves into drunken mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Abigail (Part Three) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>While out for his birthday, Luke pursues a soulful singer -- but he's got competition. Dylan, Evie and Abigail try to sort out their tangled history.</desc>
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    <title>Wingman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In attempt to find the contents of his stolen container, Lucifer enlists the help of an unlikely ally. Meanwhile, Chloe digs deeper into the Palmetto case, uncovering a lead that might finally expose the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Et Tu, Doctor? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When a therapist is murdered, Lucifer and Chloe enlist the help of Dr. Linda to look into possible suspects. Meanwhile, Malcolm confronts Chloe about the night he was shot, and Lucifer experiences his first bout of jealousy.</desc>
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    <title>A Priest Walks Into a Bar - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A priest seeks out Lucifer's help when he suspects an underground drug operation has set up shop at a neighborhood youth center. Meanwhile, Malcolm manipulates a way to keep an eye on Dan.</desc>
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    <title>Pops - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lucifer and Chloe are tasked with solving the murder of a prominent restaurateur. When they meet his son, they suspect he played a part in the death. Meanwhile, Chloe's mom returns home, sending Chloe's life into upheaval, as Lucifer learns his own dysfunctional family isn't nearly as unique as he thought.</desc>
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    <title>St. Lucifer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When philanthropist Tim Dunlear is found dead, Lucifer explores his good side by becoming a benefactor for Tim's glitzy Los Angeles charity.</desc>
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    <title>#TeamLucifer - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a woman is found dead on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – with her body twisted into the shape of a pentagram – the investigation leads Lucifer and team into the world of Satanists, where they soon realize, evil doesn't always live where we expect it to.</desc>
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    <title>Take Me Back to Hell - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Lucifer is framed for murder, he and Chloe must work together to clear his name and prove the identity of the true killer</desc>
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    <title>Everything's Coming Up Lucifer - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Lucifer is distracted by his mother’s escape from hell, as he and Chloe investigate the murder of a stand-in actress. Meanwhile, Chloe’s faith in Lucifer is tested by the new medical examiner, Ella. Also, Amenadiel hopes to rein in Lucifer’s wild side, as they both deal with the absence of Maze.</desc>
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    <title>Liar, Liar, Slutty Dress on Fire - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Lucifer’s mother, Charlotte, turns up at the scene of a grisly murder pleading innocence, Lucifer is hesitant to believe her tale. Not wanting to leave her on her own, he instructs Maze to babysit her – and not to torture her, allowing him to investigate the case with Chloe.</desc>
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    <title>Sin-Eater - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lucifer and Chloe investigate a gruesome murder after a video of the crime surfaces on social media. When a second video appears, they realize they have a serial killer on their hands. Meanwhile, Lucifer’s mom returns as Charlotte Richards. Also, Amenadiel, struggling with his loss of power, has an appointment with Linda.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo".</desc>
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    <title>Major Topper - S06E24</title>
    <desc>With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.</desc>
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    <title>Commander Pierce - S07E01</title>
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    <title>Peace On Us - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand.</desc>
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    <title>Lil - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile Hawkeye tries to find out what B.J.'s initials stand for. As it turns out, he was named after his parents, Bea and Jay Hunnicutt.</desc>
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    <title>Our Finest Hour - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.</desc>
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    <title>The Billfold Syndrome - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry Wilson, can't remember his own identity, so Sidney Freedman is called for help.</desc>
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    <title>None Like it Hot - S07E06</title>
    <desc>As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie &amp; Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, except for Klinger, who is trying to get his Section 8 by wearing a fur coat.</desc>
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    <title>They Call the Wind Korea - S07E07</title>
    <desc>A strong windstorm affects the M*A*S*H personnel in varying ways: Hawkeye and most of the unit busy themselves securing items that could blow away; Radar prepares his animal hutch for the worst; a disgusted Charles switches his Tokyo-leave transportation from air to ground, and runs into a difficult medical situation en route to Seoul.</desc>
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    <title>Major Ego - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Captain Tom Greenleigh of Stars and Stripes comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual. Meanwhile, Margeret finds out her estranged husband Donald has tied up their joint account, while fending off at first -- then accepting -- the advances of Greenleigh. Klinger dresses up as various movie characters with the hope that Stars and Stripes will write about how crazy he is.</desc>
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    <title>Baby, it's Cold Outside - S07E09</title>
    <desc>While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Point of View - S07E10</title>
    <desc>In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.</desc>
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    <title>Dear Comrade - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.</desc>
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    <title>Out of Gas - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone - including a case of wine from Charles' private supply - and he and Charles take the jeep to make a trade with the black marketers for Pentothal.</desc>
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    <title>An Eye for a Tooth - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire company.</desc>
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    <title>Dear Sis - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.</desc>
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    <title>B.J. Papa San - S07E15</title>
    <desc>B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his health. B.J.: "First they take me from my wife and kid, and just when I find something to help fill the gap, they take that away, too."</desc>
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    <title>Inga - S07E16</title>
    <desc>It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.</desc>
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    <title>The Price - S07E17</title>
    <desc>The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription into the Army.</desc>
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    <title>Live and Learn - S05E13</title>
    <desc>MacGyver tries to inspire a promising but unmotivated high school student, despite the negative efforts of a cynical teacher and the boy's skeptical father.</desc>
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    <title>Log Jam - S05E14</title>
    <desc>MacGyver tries to help an environmentally active friend find out what happened to a company whistle-blower about to expose the illegal practices of a large logging firm.</desc>
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    <title>The Treasure of Manco - S05E15</title>
    <desc>A friend of MacGyver's is killed in Peru looking for a mythical treasure. MacGyver helps his daughter to continue her father's quest.</desc>
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    <title>Jenny's Chance - S05E16</title>
    <desc>MacGyver organizes a gambling sting operation in order to catch the murderer of a horse trainer, a money launderer for a Cuban drug lord.</desc>
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    <title>Deep Cover - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Pete and Mac try to help when a Phoenix Foundation engineer is seduced and betrayed by a spy seeking her prototype for a new stealth technology for submarines.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Amadeus - S05E18</title>
    <desc>A strange young woman gets Mac involved with a priceless violin and an eccentric maestro being sought by syndicate hoods.</desc>
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    <title>Hearts of Steel - S05E19</title>
    <desc>MacGyver is reunited with Lisa, whose help cleared him of assassination charges in Switzerland, when a steel plant executive kidnaps her as revenge against her cold corporate-raider father.</desc>
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    <title>Rush to Judgement - S05E20</title>
    <desc>MacGyver risks judicial displeasure when he breaks jury sequester to investigate the scene of a racially charged murder, and discovers evidence that drastically alters the interpretation of the facts.</desc>
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    <title>Passages - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Frantic with worry about his gravely-ill Grandpa Harry, MacGyver experiences a strange near-death phenomena, seeing his parents again, when he's injured by a man who's stolen an ancient Egyptian relic.</desc>
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    <title>Shut the Door. Have a Seat - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Don has a big meeting with Connie about their future relationship. Betty is the beneficiary of some interesting advice and Pete has a serious sit-down with some clients.</desc>
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    <title>Public Relations - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Don deals with life after Betty and a trade-paper interview in which he won't say much about himself.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Comes but Once a Year - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The agency must throw an impromptu Christmas party for the benefit of Lucky Strike's Lee Garner, Jr.</desc>
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    <title>The Good News - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Don visits Anna Draper and learns some sad news about her health.</desc>
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    <title>The Rejected - S04E04</title>
    <desc>An edict from Roger and Lane puts Pete in a personal dilemma.</desc>
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    <title>The Chrysanthemum and the Sword - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Don and Pete disregard Roger's plans in order to land a new client.</desc>
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    <title>Waldorf Stories - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Peggy clashes with her new creative partner; Don pitches under unusual circumstances.</desc>
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    <title>The Suitcase - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Don turns to alcohol and Peggy's shoulder to deal with the news of Anna Draper's death that he knows is waiting for him.</desc>
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    <title>The Summer Man - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Joan and Peggy deal with the boys in the office, Don and Faye draw closer and Henry chafes at Don's lingering shadow.</desc>
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    <title>Episode #712 - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Snow Dogs   Cell Mates    Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 1    Reality Check    Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 2   Homozide   Antiques Roadshow 3005 AD 3    Harry Potter Sequels   Mickey   MTV Icons: Whitney Houston (Mad TV Encore)    Usher performs</desc>
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    <title>Episode #713 - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 1    Bill Coors   Happy Days   Ms. Swan    Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 2    Inside the Actors Studio   Daphne Aguilera    Stuart: Pet Shop (Mad TV Encore)    Mad TV Rockin' Super Bowl Eve Spectacular 3/ Close</desc>
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    <title>Episode #714 - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Baby Gap Whore    Wheel of Fortune   Stuart's Scary Valentine   Palm Organizer    Sorority Row    Terminator 2: The Musical    Murderer   Backstage 1    Swan Airplane (Mad TV Encore)    Backstage 2</desc>
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    <title>Episode #715 - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Talcum X    Stone Cold Steve Austin    Fightin' Ron   Public School House Rock Interjections   Politically Incorrect    Celebrity Family Feud    Ms. Swan    Amazing Medical Facts</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025140 +0000" stop="20261008032559 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #716 - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Barbie Gone Wild    A Crosswalk to Remember    Dot on Oprah   DMX Date   Stuart Birthday   Figure Skating Commentary   Absolute Vodka   Sabrina   Swan: Movie (Mad TV Encore)</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032559 +0000" stop="20261008040114 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #717 - S07E17</title>
    <desc>The Probe    Friends   You Sound Like Me(parody song)   Chips 2002   Public School House Rocks    Sexism   Rusty   Pacino and Deniro    Bob Newhart (Mad TV Encore)    Shakira performs</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040114 +0000" stop="20261008044242 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #718 - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Lords of the Bling    The Greatest(parody of R.Kelly's ""The world's Greatest"")   The Score   Real M@%$***$#ing Talk Show   Game Show    Candy Band    Inside the Actor's Studio    Product Placement    Brightling Greetings 1 (Mad TV Encore)</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044242 +0000" stop="20261008052411 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #719 - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Sorority Row   Nicky Noodles, the Clown of God   Mad Saturday Morning    Behind the Music 1   Greg the Bunny    Behind the Music 2   Who Knows the Band?    Behind the Music 3   Jenny Jones    Stuart: Grandma (Mad TV Encore)   Angry Boss</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode #720 - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Providence   Walter and Amber   Bar Scene   Embarrassing Parents    Stoner News    The Trial   Dolemite (Mad TV Encore)   Baseball Man</desc>
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    <title>Episode #721 - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Bean Town Bums   Ultimate Fighting Championship   Annoying Relatives    Drama Queen   American Cotton Council    Lorraine   Lookalikes   You, Your Body, and You (Mad TV Encore)    Bunifa</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063709 +0000" stop="20261008071352 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #722 - S07E22</title>
    <desc>I'm Not A Child (Parody of I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman)   VD: What a Drag   Politically Incorrect   Dot Missing Glove   Kenny Rogers Jackass    Tenacious D performs   Stuart: Tooth Fairy (Mad TV Encore)    Tenacious D performs again    Big Tank and the Cigarette Bitches</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071352 +0000" stop="20261008075521 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #723 - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Group Therapy   Public School House Rocks    Fendernagle Enterprises   Sunrise Yoga    Music Store    Reading Caboose (Mad TV Encore)    Emmy Awards    Passing Out</desc>
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    <title>Gets Swamped - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The debate is intense: Should Walkerville get rid of the swamp by the river and replace it with a fantastic new shopping mall or build the mall somewhere else? Carlos, representing his class, is given the thankless task of persuading the town council to keep the smelly old swamp. If he loses the debate, he'll lose to Arnold's pesky cousin Janet! The kids learn that the swamp is an important habitat and natural water filter, but the council's not convinced until... FLOOD!!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002712 +0000" stop="20261008005306 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goes Cellular - S04E06</title>
    <desc>It's the night of the rock lovers' annual Granite Awards, and Arnold is about to become the first kid ever to win the coveted Rocky Award. He's so excited, all he's been able to eat for weeks are ""Seaweedies"" â€” and lots of them! When he arrives for the big event, he's totally nervous and totally...orange! Once the class determines that the orange isn't on Arnold's skin, they shrink down to explore what's underneath. They discover that his whole body is made of living cells â€” and they're all orange! But where is the orange coming from... and how can they make it go away?</desc>
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    <title>Sees Stars - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the kids see Horace Scope (Dabney Coleman) on the Star Shopping Network, they decide to buy Dorothy Ann a real twinkling star for her birthday. Before buying it, the kids blast off in the Bus to inspect the merchandise. They visit a young star and then a middle-age star and decide that it's the third and last star they want to buy. But when they give Horace their money, KABLOOM, the star explodes! Have they lost DA's star forever?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011900 +0000" stop="20261008014454 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gains Weight - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Guess who's selected to give an exhibition of a slam-dunk during half time of the big basketball game? Phoebe! The problem is Phoebe can't jump high enough. ""If only gravity didn't pull on me!"" she moans. Never one to be tied down, Ms. Frizzle sends the class into space and turns the Bus into a planet â€” with adjustable gravity! Basketball's a snap with low gravity and a riot with no gravity at all, but when there's way too much gravity, things get really heavy! With Paul Winfield as school principal, Mr. Ruhle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014454 +0000" stop="20261008021048 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Makes a Stink - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Flora Whiff (Bebe Neuwirth), the famous expert on smell â€” whose ""nose knows"" â€” comes to school to judge the First Annual Smell Search. Ms. Frizzle's class creates a unique smell which is bound to take first prize, but Arnold's cousin, Janet, determined to win by herself, changes their smell to an odour only a skunk could love. The kids discover the secret to what makes things smell... now they have to make sure their creation doesn't make a big stink!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021048 +0000" stop="20261008023641 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Charged - S04E10</title>
    <desc>It's Valentine's Day and the class is selling lightbulbs. When they stop at Ms. Frizzle's house to sell her one, they find that her battery-operated doorbell doesn't work. While looking for Ms. Frizzle to tell her the doorbell's broken, Wanda overhears her teacher talking on the telephone. ""Ms. Frizzle has a boyfriend,"" says Wanda, ""and he's on his way over to see her! We've got to fix the doorbell or she'll never know he's here!"" But first they have to figure out how the doorbell works...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023641 +0000" stop="20261008030235 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Programmed - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Ms. Frizzle's class arrives early to open the school for Mr. Ruhle (Paul Winfield). But there's so much to do! ""There must be a way to do all of these chores without actually doing them,"" says Carlos. The school handyman, Mr. McClean (Malcolm McDowell) is in total agreement. Enter Mr. Ruhle's new computer and Mikey, Carlos' whiz kid brother, who programs it to do all the chores! But when Ms. Frizzle shrinks Mikey and the class and sends them inside the computer for a guided tour, everything goes haywire. The only person who can fix the problem is Mikey - and he's just landed somewhere between the CPU and the hard drive!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030235 +0000" stop="20261008032829 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the City - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ms. Frizzle's class is visiting the zoo, which is, according to Tim, the only place in the city where wild animals can survive. To test this idea â€” ZAP! â€” Ms. Frizzle turns the class into possums, foxes, and falcons! The Bus, with Liz inside, becomes a bear and wanders off, looking for food. Will the kid-animals be able to find the Bus-bear before the zookeeper finds it? And is Tim right? Can animals (like themselves) survive in the city?</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032829 +0000" stop="20261008035423 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takes a Dive - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Wanda discovers that one of Ms. Frizzle's ancestors was Redbeard the Pirate, she naturally wants to follow the treasure map he left. The map leads the class to a coral reef, where they learn first hand that life there is risky. To survive, they find, many plants and animals form surprising partnerships. But Wanda's not interested in partnerships â€” she just wants to find that treasure! When Ms. Frizzle turns the class into different sea creatures, Wanda as ""Wanda-Anemone,"" ""Wanda-Shrimp,"" and ""Wanda-Remora,"" begins to understand that partnerships are more valuable then she thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008035423 +0000" stop="20261008042016 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Lost in Space - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Arnold's know-it-all cousin Janet drives the kids crazy when she joins Ms. Frizzle's class on a field trip and gets them lost in outer space!</desc>
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    <title>For Lunch - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Arnold's so excited he doesn't have to go on a field trip! But when he accidentally swallows his miniaturised class, he becomes the field trip!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044610 +0000" stop="20261008051204 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Ralphie - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ralphie is crushed when a fever keeps him home from school the day he's scheduled to host a FNN (Frizzle News Network) television broadcast on health. With Tyne Daly as Ralphie’s mom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051204 +0000" stop="20261008053758 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Eaten - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Keesha are in trouble when they forget to bring in their assignment on "two things that go together."</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053758 +0000" stop="20261008060352 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hops Home - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Wanda's pet frog, Bella, jumps out an open window, Ms. Frizzle shrinks the bus into a mechanical frog and takes her now tiny class on a hop-along adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060352 +0000" stop="20261008062946 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meets the Rot Squad - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's "Accidental Science Project" day and the class has brought in marvelously rotten entries from the back of their refrigerators. With Ed Begley, Jr. as Larry Log-Away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062946 +0000" stop="20261008065539 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Dried Up - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Always the caring soul, Phoebe goes on a crusade to save the animals and plants of the desert -- and discovers how well they take care of themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065539 +0000" stop="20261008072133 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Haunted House - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The class is thrilled about its upcoming concert at the Sound Museum -- until they discover the spooky mansion is more of a thrill than they bargained for. With Carol Channing as Cornelia C. Contralto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072133 +0000" stop="20261008074727 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Ready, Set, Dough - S01E09</title>
    <desc>It's Ms. Frizzle's birthday, and a field trip to the bakery seems perfect -- until the bus's shrinker-scope goes on the fritz and the class gets baked in a cake! With Dom DeLuise as the Baker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000635 +0000" stop="20261008004943 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheat Day - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Quentin adjusts to his new life; Penny seeks help from an unexpected source; Eliot and Margo contend with the dangers of ruling; Julia and Kady discover another consequence of Reynard's attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004943 +0000" stop="20261008013251 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cock Barrens - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Quentin strives to help a friend who is suffering; Eliot and Margo's negotiations take a shocking turn; Julia and Kady discover a possible key to stopping Reynard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013251 +0000" stop="20261008021403 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plan B - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julia and Kady enlist Quentin, Margo, Eliot, and Penny for a magical heist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021403 +0000" stop="20261008025717 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Word as Bond - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Margo feels the pressure of ruling; Julia's friends question her behavior; Quentin faces the repercussions of the deal he made; Penny finds a way to help Kady.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025717 +0000" stop="20261008034025 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Evils - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Quentin nears what could be a dead end to his problem; Eliot risks his life for his kingdom, and Margo makes a costly bargain to protect him; Julia, Kady and Penny find a possible ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034025 +0000" stop="20261008042317 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Told Time - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Quentin helps Julia with her search; Eliot attempts to win over his people as Margo tries to keep a devastating secret; Penny and Kady become caught between two magical factions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042317 +0000" stop="20261008050631 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rattening - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Quentin and Julia undertake a difficult journey; Eliot faces mounting catastrophes in Fillory; Margo attempts to fix the bad deal she made; Penny finds a new ally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050631 +0000" stop="20261008055137 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ramifications - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Julia, Kady and Penny each make sacrifices to finally face Reynard; Quentin and Eliot learn a disturbing truth about Fillory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055137 +0000" stop="20261008063802 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Have Brought You Little Cakes - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Quentin, Eliot, Julia and Margo enact a risky plan to protect Fillory; Penny questions fate, and Kady makes a deal to help him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063802 +0000" stop="20261008072413 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tales of the Seven Keys - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Quentin tries to find someone who can bring magic back; Julia explores her small, but significant gift; Eliot and Margo struggle under the hostile fairy occupation; Kady searches for a way to heal Penny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001238 +0000" stop="20261008005620 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payback for Beginners - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Magnum waits for Higgins to decide if she’ll officially become his partner, he takes the case of a missing wife who witnessed her boss’s murder during a bank robbery. Rick makes a big decision about his career.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005620 +0000" stop="20261008013750 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honor Among Thieves - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An incorrigible pickpocket, Jin, asks Magnum for help when a cell phone he recently lifted receives a very suspicious text message. Magnum is frustrated when Higgins still won’t give him an answer to whether or not she will become his partner, and when Rick decides to make a bold career move, T.C. comes to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013750 +0000" stop="20261008022125 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Lasts Forever - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kumu and Higgins are in danger when Robin’s Nest is under siege by mercenaries storming the estate in order to find out the true identity of the White Knight, Robin’s muse and literary hero. Rick and T.C. help one of Rick’s employees when his car is stolen, and Higgins finally gives Magnum an answer about if she’ll become his partner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022125 +0000" stop="20261008030450 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Inside - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Katsumoto suspects that one of his fellow cops is dirty and has stolen evidence, he begrudgingly asks Magnum and Higgins for help. Rick and TC help Los Angeles Rams defensive tackle Aaron Donald when a tablet containing the Rams’ playbook is stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030450 +0000" stop="20261008034819 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make It 'Til Dawn - S02E05</title>
    <desc>On Halloween, Magnum and Jin search for a skip-tracer at a Halloween bash, just as Katsumoto tracks an escaped killer who is headed to that same party. Also, Higgins and Rick must spend the night at an allegedly haunted house in order to debunk the notion, and TC and Kumu protect a sacred Hawaiian burial ground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034819 +0000" stop="20261008043049 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lie, Cheat, Steal, Kill - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Magnum must help his defense attorney girlfriend, Abby Miller, when she realizes that the client she successfully defended in a murder trial is actually guilty. Also, TC confronts Kamekona about stealing his helicopter business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043049 +0000" stop="20261008051435 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Secret Room - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Magnum helps out his friend Russell Harlan and temporarily works as the head of a hotel’s security, he investigates the death of a guest who was thrown from her room’s balcony while working on a secret investigation of her own. Also, Icepick is released from jail and is trying to keep a secret from Rick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051435 +0000" stop="20261008055814 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Came by Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins’ new partnership is tested when they disagree about being hired by a woman who wants them to recover her $3 million in stolen drug money in order to save her husband’s life. TC and Shammy must get to the bottom of a potential case of someone impersonating a decorated veteran.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055814 +0000" stop="20261008064159 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bullet Named Fate - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A guilt-ridden Magnum follows the clues his private investigator friend, Harry Brown, left behind when he was shot while working a case Thomas passed onto him. TC helps Kumu lead a protest against construction on a Hawaiian sacred site.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064159 +0000" stop="20261008072446 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Brothers - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Magnum, flooded with memories of his tour in Afghanistan, helps his fallen friend’s brother search for a now-grown Afghan boy who may have been a victim of trafficking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002045 +0000" stop="20261008010741 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pleasure Principle - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Still healing from his near-death ordeal and experiencing Mac's ghost, Thomas is surprised when Higgins hands over his estate duties to be able to take some time off; in a bizarre twist, Higgins starts living the fast and loose life, wears loud Hawaiian shirts and becomes irresponsible, while Thomas assumes Higgins' stuffy personality and ways, going so far as to wear a suit; curious about Higgins's sudden change in personality, Thomas investigates and discovers that Higgins is seeing a woman on the sly, and becomes concerned that she is taking Higgins for a ride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008010741 +0000" stop="20261008015430 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Innocence...A Broad - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Masters is sued by a man who tripped at a recent party on the estate; as Thomas begins to investigate the man, who seems to be a professional at making false claims, a loud-mouth businessman for whom T.C. is piloting pays Thomas to take his perky fiancée along on the case with him; when the man they're investigating is killed in a hit-and-run incident, they find themselves on an even bigger case involving a dangerous Mob figure; while Thomas's new partner means well, her over-eagerness doesn't exactly help matters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008015430 +0000" stop="20261008024102 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tigers Fan - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Lieutenant Tanaka is murdered while working undercover. The official Police report states that Tanaka died in a car accident, but Thomas believes that something is being covered up, and sets about trying to answer the many questions about his friend Tanaka's death, uncovering switched identities and drug-running in the process...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008024102 +0000" stop="20261008032738 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forever in Time - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Thomas is running an errand to a local museum for Higgins' upcoming pageant for the Anglo-Hawaiian Historical Society, when he catches sight of a woman attending a funeral who, he soon learns, resembles a beautiful Hawaiian princess who tragically died in a fire in 1910. Thomas becomes enamoured with the elusive beauty, and experiences visions of himself, in 1900s naval uniform, with the woman. The mystery grows even more when he receives a package in the mail containing such a naval uniform, and a locket holding photographs of what looks like himself and the princess... Is Magnum once again experiencing something ethereal, or is somebody using the story of the princess to their advantage?...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032738 +0000" stop="20261008041214 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love That Lies - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Thomas is trying to protect Carol, who is in the middle of a particularly controversial court case, when he is hired by a woman from the mainland to help locate the birth certificate for the child she gave up for adoption 30 years ago. But in doing so he becomes embroiled in Carol's personal life, as he discovers a powerful secret about her parents and her true birthright that could shatter her...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041214 +0000" stop="20261008045852 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Girl Named Sue - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Magnum is hired by an attractive woman to find the missing will of her late father, who was recently killed in a suspicious boating accident – which she suspects her brother of being behind, in order to steal the will. Working on the case, Thomas finds that former client Susan Johnson – whom he was once locked in a bank vault with – is now a fellow Private Investigator, and is working on the same case – for the brother, who suspects his sister as responsible for their father’s death. The two P.I.s are soon locked in a battle of wills as they both race to solve the investigation first, but the pair are forced to put their rather love-hate relationship to one side and team up to solve the case of sibling rivalry...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045852 +0000" stop="20261008054536 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unfinished Business - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Magnum prepares for the trial of Quang Ki, who attempted to kill both him and his family. But when the case is suddenly, unexpectedly acquitted, angered Thomas suspects some other hand is behind Ki's release. It becomes evident that his arch-nemesis will stop at nothing to destroy Thomas and his family, when he receives a video-tape containing terrible information about the fate of his former wife and young daughter. As Thomas plans his revenge against Ki, he is thrust into a quagmire of intrigue endangering a sensitive P.O.W. prisoner exchange programme...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054536 +0000" stop="20261008062934 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Hawaiian Adventure Company - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Thomas is trying to get Rick, T.C. and Higgins interested in joining him in a potentially lucrative new tourist business venture. But his friends all have other things on their minds, especially T.C., who puts thoughts of the deal on the back-burner when his son Bryant lands in trouble with the Police after becoming mixed up with a juvenile biker gang...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062934 +0000" stop="20261008071632 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legend of the Lost Art - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Higgins wants Magnum to find the "Lost Art of the Ancients", a priceless ancient scroll from a fallen civilization, that could spell disaster if it should ever fall into the wrong hands. But the search for the long-lost artefact is laced with abduction, danger and deceit, as an old flame of Magnum's, a foreign double agent, and a ruthless rival of Higgins' are all out to find the scroll as well, and the dangerous path to unearthing it could ultimately lead to death...</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001951 +0000" stop="20261008004209 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poker - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Poker showdowns with Abe give Hal a flush; dance lessons turn Lois awhirl; an Alaskan blizzard entraps and rattles Francis. (TV Guide)</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004209 +0000" stop="20261008010426 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese's Job - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Trouble finds Reese at his new fast-food job; a new Krelboyne tutors Malcolm; Hal and Lois sabotage Dewey's plan to get a dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010426 +0000" stop="20261008012643 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lois's Makeover - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A negative job-performance review riles Lois; hoops play with the boys energizes Hal; a vermin infestation busies rat-killer Francis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012643 +0000" stop="20261008014830 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Company Picnic (Part 1) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Juicy guest casting and ingenious plotting enliven an hourlong episode that airs in the plum post-Super Bowl slot. One storyline unfolds at Hal's company picnic, where Lois clashes with a blabby wife (Susan Sarandon) and her beleaguered spouse (Kaczmarek's real-life husband, Bradley Whitford); and Hal runs afoul of his new boss (Stephen Root) and the big cheese (Patrick Warburton). In Alaska, Francis's scheme to win a bet involves rigging a hockey game that pits loggers vs. a fearsome women's squad led by a blowhard coach (Terry Bradshaw).</desc>
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    <title>Company Picnic (Part 2) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After Hal is mistaken by his new boss, as that guy's boss, Hal plays along. Malcolm is in a three-legged scavenger hunt with the girl he likes, but becomes upset after he confesses he likes her, and she says she likes another boy. Reese is also the the scavenger hunt, and at first doesn't like the big dumb bully he is with, but they grow to like each other when they bond over beating up the other contestants and stealing their items. Lois continues to balance keeping Dewey intact and dealing with the crazy woman, but now must talk to the husband as well. Francis continues to sabotage his own team, this time on the ice.</desc>
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    <title>Reese Drives - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Highway horror: Reese gets a learner's permit, which he promptly proceeds to abuse by commandeering a driving-school vehicle.</desc>
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    <title>Cynthia's Back - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The return of the smart and sassy Cynthia rattles Malcolm, who's astonished by her physical maturation. And so is drooling Reese.</desc>
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    <title>Hal's Birthday - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The arrival of Francis's new bride on Hal's birthday sparks a fray that drives the younger siblings out---and into a posh hotel.</desc>
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    <title>Hal Coaches - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Clever Hal invigorates Dewey's soccer team; sly Reese blackmails a philandering neighbor; obsessed Malcolm battles a computer program.</desc>
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    <title>Dewey's Dog - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dewey rules, thanks to his new dog that intimidates Malcolm and Reese; Hal and Lois hit the town with big plans---and flu symptoms.</desc>
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    <title>Poker #2 - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Girls in the house spell trouble for the boys, who are on their own while Dad's hosting a poker game that's more about one-upmanship than cards.</desc>
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    <title>Clip Show - S03E19</title>
    <desc>An embattled psychiatrist probes the boys' naughty behavior patterns in a session framed by flashbacks to past episodes.</desc>
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    <title>Jury Duty - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Lois gets jury duty and Hal tries to figure out what case she's working on. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese saw Stevie's mom naked and brag about it, they also take Dewey to the sewers and get lost.</desc>
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    <title>Cliques - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Back in the general school population, the Krelboyne whiz kids wind up in cliques with jocks, skateboarders and brooding "Goths."</desc>
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    <title>Monkey - S03E22</title>
    <desc>New monkey business occupies Reese, now a self-appointed law enforcer; a capuchin monkey has it in for Lois's co-worker, Craig.</desc>
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    <title>Zoo - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters with creatures great and small. But Hal wishes he could have passed on an encounter with Lois's former beau, who lectures on rain-forest animals. Elsewhere, Reese butts heads with a goat; and Malcolm and Dewey take a tumble into a tiger den. Another storyline checks in on ne'er-do-well Francis, now the unlikely foreman of a dude ranch owned by a cheery German businessman.</desc>
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    <title>Humilithon - S04E02</title>
    <desc>High school's first day vexes Malcolm, who acquires an unfortunate nickname; and Hal, a parental "volunteer" running afoul of authority.</desc>
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    <title>Family Reunion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Christopher Lloyd adds to his gallery of eccentric characters, playing Hal's quirky, cranky and very wealthy father, Walter, in this rollicking episode. The occasion is a birthday celebration for the old man, but the snooty female in-laws seem more interested in offending Lois. Their shabby behavior initially goes unnoticed by Hal, who's desperately trying to bond with his self-centered dad; and by Dewey and Reese, who seek some of Grampa's dough by currying favor with him. But when Lois is reduced to tears after being excluded from a group photo, the family rallies to her side with an all-out counterattack that turns the party into pandemonium.</desc>
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    <title>Stupid Girl - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm's stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who's really a dim bulb.</desc>
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    <title>Forwards Backwards - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Brotherly love is lost on Malcolm and Reese, now out to sabotage his sibling's birthday in devilish strikes met with crafty counterattacks.</desc>
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    <title>Mama's Boyfriend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mama rekindles her romance with an old beau she hasn't seen in forty years.</desc>
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    <title>Fran's Dress - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mama ruins Fran's brand new dress on the day of her special occasion.</desc>
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    <title>Alien Marriage - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Vint gets roped into a crazy scheme to marry an illegal alien for money.</desc>
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    <title>Positive Thinking - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Eunice wins a role in a production at the Pepperpot Theatre, fulfilling and reigniting a lifelong desire to become an actress.</desc>
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    <title>Mama's Silver - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vint pawns Mama's silver to bail out his friend Claude Cainmaker (whom Mama can't stand).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020809 +0000" stop="20261008023206 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flaming Forties - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mama brings the U.S.O show to the Raytown Gymnasium when the band doesn't show up for the school dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023206 +0000" stop="20261008025613 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Leonard Oates - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Naomi's second ex-husband returns to seek her favor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025613 +0000" stop="20261008032017 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Club - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mama crashes Ellen's award banquet, mortifying Ellen in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032017 +0000" stop="20261008034419 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naomi and the Stork - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone fears that Naomi is pregnant after Mama administers Aunt Ida's Tater Masher Test with positive results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034419 +0000" stop="20261008040823 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rashomama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mama is almost taken out with a cooking pot, and each family member has a different version of how it happened.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040823 +0000" stop="20261008043222 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Obscene Call - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An obscene caller stalks Naomi after she's overly nice to her Food Circus customers in hopes of winning an employee award.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043222 +0000" stop="20261008045627 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ellen's Boyfriend - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ellen tries to hide the fact that she's dating a much younger man from the rest of the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045627 +0000" stop="20261008051914 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gert Rides Again - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mama's cousin Gert (Imogene Coca) was once a sprited woman, but time in an old folks home has left her lifeless.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051914 +0000" stop="20261008054320 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amateur Night - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Vint enters a talent contest at the Bigger Jigger, only to have his career suddenly take off because of his Fred Astaire impersonation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008054320 +0000" stop="20261008060723 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mama Who Came to Dinner - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Vint and Naomi look forward to having their friends over for a dinner party. When Mama's back goes out, however, they are forced to hold the party with her laying on the floor in the middle of the room.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060723 +0000" stop="20261008063130 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Learns to Drive - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mama is finally forced to learn to drive when nobody will take her to the mall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063130 +0000" stop="20261008065536 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Belt Mama - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Mama decides to take a self defense course after being mugged.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065536 +0000" stop="20261008071939 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Buys a Car - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mama goes to buy a used car and gets swindled by a family friend in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Super Market - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Mama gets a job working at the Food Circus with Naomi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002339 +0000" stop="20261008004632 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Did You Ever Meet Rommel? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Invited to dinner at the roommates' flat, Mr. Roper clashes with Robin's German friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004632 +0000" stop="20261008011200 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Foot Two, Eyes of Blue - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Chrissy and Robin serve as substitute babysitters as a favor for Jo.</desc>
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    <title>Carry Me Back to Old Southampton - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After Robin fails his cooking exams, he plans to move back to Southampton.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008013654 +0000" stop="20261008020143 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuckoo in the Nest - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Larry stays at the flat, driving everyone crazy before Roper rents him the attic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020143 +0000" stop="20261008022735 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come into My Parlour - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Chrissy is upset when Robin begins a relationship with her old friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022735 +0000" stop="20261008025312 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me ... - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Robin doesn't fit in at Chrissy and Jo's work party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025312 +0000" stop="20261008031835 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Mice and Women - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the girls spot a mouse, Robin tries to use the situation to his advantage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031835 +0000" stop="20261008034237 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Somebody Out There Likes Me - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Chrissy's secret admirer showers her with gifts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008034237 +0000" stop="20261008040605 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With Mildred gone for the weekend. George tries to trick Robin, Chrissy and Jo into leaving their flat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040605 +0000" stop="20261008043053 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three of a Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Chrissy replaces Robin in a poker game while he is away getting his tonsils removed. All Chrissy has to do now is learn how to play the game!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043053 +0000" stop="20261008045603 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home &amp; Away - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Robin borrows Roper's car to take Chrissy to a football match, but it breaks down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008045603 +0000" stop="20261008052517 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Robin tries to teach Chrissy to drive, he ends up accused of driving while intoxicated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008052517 +0000" stop="20261008055020 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All in the Game - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Roper's dishonest friend convinces him that the trio's flat is overrun with woodworms.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055020 +0000" stop="20261008061433 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give Your Real Name - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Robin thinks he has gotten his girlfriend in trouble, but Larry has been using his name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061433 +0000" stop="20261008063819 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tender Trap - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Robin accompanies Chrissy on a visit to her family in the country.</desc>
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    <title>My Son, My Son - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mildred learns that George has been falsely claiming a son for tax purposes for the past 19 years.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Picture Show - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Chrissy makes home movies but Larry and Robin are more interested in the adult variety.</desc>
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    <title>Right Said George - S05E02</title>
    <desc>George sells Robin a piano but cannot move it upstairs.</desc>
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    <title>Puerto Rico - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam visits Puerto Rico to take on the Vaca Acostá Challenge and attempts to eat a nine pound steak platter and to win the challenge he must complete the meal in 40 minutes or less.</desc>
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    <title>Long Island, NY - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam stops by Ciao Baby; International Delight Cafe; Port Royal Grille.</desc>
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    <title>Oklahoma City, OK - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The next leg of Adam's culinary quest took him to the capital of Oklahoma. The first stop for Adam was the Cattlemen's Steakhouse, Oklahoma City's oldest restaurant, where he sampled the "Presidential T-Bone" (named by former U.S. president George H. W. Bush), which is prepared with secret seasonings and drenched in au jus.</desc>
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    <title>Kansas City, MO - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Adam checked out Kansas City, Missouri, for their unique food offerings and to get a taste of Kansas City-style barbecue. His first stop was at Oklahoma Joe's, located in Kansas City, Kansas, to try some brisket and get a taste of burnt ends. At the second stop, Stroud's Oak Ridge Manor, Adam sampled some of their signature pan-fried chicken.</desc>
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    <title>Indianapolis, IN - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Adam visited Indianapolis, capital of Indiana and home of the legendary Indianapolis 500 motor race. His first stop was the Edwards Drive-In diner, known for its signature 1/2-pound, deep-fried Pork Tenderloin Sandwich; Adam, however, was presented with a "Man"-sized version of the sandwich at his table.</desc>
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    <title>Jersey Shore - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Adam heads to the Jersey Shore for some beach side cuisine. He samples a Trenton-style tomato pie before taking on the Ludicrous Wings Challenge at The Chicken or the Egg in Beach Haven.</desc>
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    <title>Syracuse, NY - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Food enthusiast Adam Richman travels to Syracuse, New York,to visit Mother's Cupboard, where he will attempt to finish off a frittata weighing in at over six pounds; Adam also samples the food at two other popular restaurants.</desc>
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    <title>Portland, ME - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Adam is up against the "Manimal Challenge" at the Tradewinds Cafe. The challenge calls for scarfing down, in 20 minutes or less, two dogs, an order of fries, an eight-patty cheeseburger with grilled onions, a can of Moxie and a one-pound butter pecan milkshake that contains coffeecake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025438 +0000" stop="20261008033930 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Niagara Falls - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Adam is in Niagara Falls, NY, the honeymoon capital of the world. Adam has a date at Mick and Angelo's for their 7-lbs. pasta challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Butte, MT - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Adam takes on the Jumbolie Challenge in which he attempts to eat a 5 pound Stromboli in one hour or less.</desc>
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    <title>Sacramento, CA - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Adam visits the California State Fair for fried food on a stick; Jim Denny's.</desc>
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    <title>Des Moines, IA - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Fifteen minutes isn't much time to finish a challenge, but it's all Adam Richman's got to complete the Adam Emmenecker Challenge at Jethro's BBQ; also on Adam's stop are two more notable restaurants in Iowa's capital city.</desc>
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    <title>Knoxville, TN - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Host and food enthusiast Adam Richman travels to Knoxville, Tennessee, where he samples the beef at Ye Olde Steakhouse, one of the city's oldest and most famous restaurants, before gearing up for his next intense challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Ann Arbor, MI - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Adam Richman heads to Ann Arbor, MI, for stacked burgers and some of the best deli sandwiches in the state. Watch Adam tackle the 5-lb. Mount Nacheesmo Challenge at Tio's Mexican Cafe.</desc>
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    <title>New York City, NY - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb travels to New York City for the best in big city eats, including an insane challenge that has him choosing between a 151-ounce milkshake, an eight-pound sloppy joe or six habanero ghost chili wings.</desc>
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    <title>Milwaukee, WI - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb travels to Milwaukee for some epic Brew City eats, including a pitcher-sized Bloody Mary garnished with a whole chicken and a four-and-a-half-pound Reuben sandwich challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Charleston, SC - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb heads to Charleston, SC, for some epic low country eats. He takes on the Belt Buster Challenge where he must consume a two-pound burger, three pounds of nachos, a hulking order of tater tots and a 12-ounce milkshake in 20 minutes.</desc>
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    <title>New Orleans, LA - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb heads to New Orleans to taste the best of the Big Easy, including a mammoth po' boy and a four-pound sundae packed with eight large scoops of ice cream and smothered with eight different toppings.</desc>
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    <title>Sleepy Hollow, NY - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb visits spooky Sleepy Hollow, New York, where he tries the massive Headless Horseman Burger and takes on the Dawg House Challenge in which a roll of the dice chooses 12 insanely topped hot dogs that he must eat in under 30 minutes.</desc>
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    <title>Houston, TX - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb two-steps down to Houston, Texas, for some Tex-Mex tastiness, including a colossal 22-ounce chicken-fried steak and the ultimate spicy challenge -- a burger topped with seven of the world's hottest chile peppers.</desc>
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    <desc>Casey Webb heads to Portland, Oregon, to taste mouthwatering Peruvian chicken, a succulent porchetta sandwich and a two-pound burrito packed with ten of the spiciest peppers in the world.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 6: The Prisoner - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian is part of a crew of mercenaries springing a convict from a prison ship.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 7: The Reckoning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An old contact extends an invitation for the Mandalorian to make peace with his enemies.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 8: Redemption - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and his allies comes to know their true enemy, who already knows much about them.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 9: The Marshal - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian is drawn to the Outer Rim in search of others of his kind.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 10: The Passenger - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian must ferry a passenger with precious cargo on a risky journey.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 11: The Heiress - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian braves high seas and meets unexpected allies.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 12: The Siege - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian rejoins old allies for a new mission.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 13: The Jedi - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian journeys to a world ruled by a cruel magistrate who has made a powerful enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 14: The Tragedy - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and Child travel to an ancient site.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 15: The Believer - S02E07</title>
    <desc>To move against the Empire, the Mandalorian needs the help of an old enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 16: The Rescue - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and his allies attempt a daring rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Reentry - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Passengers from Flight 828 find themselves under government scrutiny. Michaela is forced to confront the fact that Jared is married. Ben tries to help a fellow passenger reconnect with his son. Grace and Olive disagree on whether or not to reveal a devastating secret.</desc>
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    <title>Turbulence - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ben and Michaela investigate a shocking murder in fear that it's connected to Flight 828. Meanwhile, Ben struggles to accept the life Grace  led in his absence, while Olive and Cal realize that being twins after five and a half years apart is harder than they thought.</desc>
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    <title>Unclaimed Baggage - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When a mysterious message leads Saanvi to the flight attendant of 828, she enlists Ben's help in uncovering a secret about the plane. Meanwhile, Michaela begins to question the nature of the callings when one goes horribly awry, leaving Jared to suffer the consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Connecting Flights - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Stories unfold for those left behind in the aftermath of Flight 828's disappearance. Cal takes Ben on a mysterious adventure. Michaela tries to protect Jared from consequences at work.</desc>
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    <title>Off Radar - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Cal wakes with a life-threatening fever, Michaela and Ben suspect Cal's condition may be related to a mysterious passenger from Flight 828. As Cal's situation worsens, Ben and Michaela attempt to track down the now-missing passenger.</desc>
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    <title>S.N.A.F.U. - S01E07</title>
    <desc>With the detained passengers secretly moved and subjected to painful experimentation - and Cal's health directly linked to them - Ben takes advantage of an old friend to find out where the passengers were taken. Meanwhile, a mysterious new version of the calling pulls Michaela into a murder investigation that has deep personal ramifications for her.</desc>
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    <title>Point of No Return - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ben forms an unlikely partnership with Vance in a high-stakes race to locate the missing passengers of Flight 828. Meanwhile, Michaela helps a suicidal passenger who believes he is the Angel of Death, and Cal goes back to school, navigating both his unwanted celebrity and his former friends, who are all now 16 years old.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dead Reckoning - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Ben and Michaela put everything on the line to save the other missing passengers, the mission goes horribly awry and not everyone makes it out alive. The devastating result pushes Ben and Grace to a traumatic brink, while pulling Michaela and Jared dangerously close together.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Crosswinds - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Michaela's mystifying, next-level calling launches her on a mission that brings her relationship with Jared to a head. Determined to protect his family, Ben explores an alternate meaning to Michaela's calling that leads him to a new alliance and a powerful new adversary. Cal's struggle with Ben's absence from home forces the Stones into an agonizing confrontation that could alter the family's fabric forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062733 +0000" stop="20261008071032 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contrails - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Willing to follow any lead to keep his son safe from The Major, Ben heeds Cal's calling to help Captain Daly clear his name for what happened to Flight 828. The journey uncovers a seeming conspiracy that stems all the way back to the day the plane disappeared. Meanwhile, Michaela assists Autumn in her own journey of redemption - but has Autumn truly set out to redeem herself, or is she still working against the passengers?</desc>
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    <title>Vanishing Point - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Cal is discovered missing from his bedroom, Grace and Ben launch a desperate search which takes them to the remote mountains of upstate New York. A tantalizing trail of breadcrumbs leads them to a startling, game-changing discovery. Meanwhile, Michaela confronts the deceptive Autumn, and the shadowy "Major" finally makes an appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Change for a Buck - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002532 +0000" stop="20261008004827 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Off the Top - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008004827 +0000" stop="20261008011120 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Worst Noel - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sofa So Good - S08E14</title>
    <desc>While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Honey, I Blew Up Myself - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>How Green was My Apple - S08E16</title>
    <desc>A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021947 +0000" stop="20261008024211 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day Massacre - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024211 +0000" stop="20261008030505 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Outta Dodge - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark.  Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030505 +0000" stop="20261008032726 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Field of Screams - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests.  Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032726 +0000" stop="20261008035019 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The D'Arcy Files - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035019 +0000" stop="20261008041314 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nooner or Later - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Peggy must convince Al to come home for a "nooner" in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041314 +0000" stop="20261008043606 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ride Scare - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043606 +0000" stop="20261008045900 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Ironhead Haynes - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to "No Ma'am" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045900 +0000" stop="20261008052123 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault and Batteries - S08E24</title>
    <desc>When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store.  Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052123 +0000" stop="20261008054418 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Al Goes Deep - S08E25</title>
    <desc>Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054418 +0000" stop="20261008060713 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kelly Knows Something - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008060713 +0000" stop="20261008062918 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoeway to Heaven - S09E01</title>
    <desc>After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062918 +0000" stop="20261008065147 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Mr. Boondy - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065147 +0000" stop="20261008071421 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kelly Breaks Out - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071421 +0000" stop="20261008073652 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naughty but Niece - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.</desc>
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    <title>Business Sucks (1) - S09E05</title>
    <desc>NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008000119 +0000" stop="20261008002345 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Say, She Say - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking up with Big Shirley, Martin convinces Cole to get back into the dating scene.  At the club, Cole falls for a pretty woman who has just appeared on "America's Most Wanted". Now the gang has to come up with a plan to save their pal.  Meanwhile, Tommy and Pam decide to see other people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002345 +0000" stop="20261008004541 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uptown Friday Night - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy &amp; Cole get robbed at Jerome's new club, the Shiznitz, after picking up Gina's birthday gift for Martin - an expensive ring. So they get with Jerome to track down the 3 female thieves at their hideaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004541 +0000" stop="20261008010807 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old School Loving - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Martin meets with Gina's boss, then gets her fired from the ad agency she's been working for. Now that Gina is unemployed, she spends her time rearranging the house, and painting the walls.  So Martin tries to convince her boss to take her back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010807 +0000" stop="20261008013003 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cole on Ice - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Cole loses his job, Martin manages to get him a job working at the station. A job that Cole fouls up. But then Cole arranges to get Charles Barkley to appear as a guest on Martin's show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013003 +0000" stop="20261008015230 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Housekeeper from Hell - S04E10</title>
    <desc>With both Martin and Gina working, they decide to hire a maid.    Martin hires a maid that he likes, but when Gina sees her, she fires her.  Then Gina hires a male housekeeper, and Martin doesnt like him. They eventually settle on Miss Minnie, a nice older motherly woman on the outside, but makes their lives unlivable with her domineering ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015230 +0000" stop="20261008021456 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Homies and a Baby - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Martin agrees to babysit his infant nephew Camaron, when his parents go out of town. But once they get snowed in, and can't return home &amp; get their baby, Martin &amp; Gina have to watch the baby.  In the end, Gina has to leave for work, and Tommy &amp; Cole come over to help out. However, even with the three of them, the baby still gets the upper hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021456 +0000" stop="20261008023707 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Headin' for Trouble - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Gina gets her head stuck in their new brass bed headboard while making love to Martin. They try everything to get her head unstuck.  Martin tries sawing it off, Tommy tries a welding torch to get most of it off, but none of their efforts pay off. So Gina must attend an important board meeting with the brass headboard, still stuck around her head, but hidden under a big wig and shawl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023707 +0000" stop="20261008025918 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swing Thing - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Paynes are invited to attend a Christmas party, given by some influential people with ties to other influential people who may be able to help Martin in his career.  But little does Martin realize that at the party, the guests are swapping more than Christmas gifts, and Martin may have both his hands full.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025918 +0000" stop="20261008032129 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bodyguard - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After Gina and Pam witness 2 bank robbers leaving the scene of the crime, they must enter witness protection because the criminals are notorious for making their witnesses disappear.  And since the police are afraid of the bank robbers, they arrange for  Otis to be the girl's bodyguard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032129 +0000" stop="20261008034340 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Card - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The Hispanic building superintendant is about to be deported, unless he gets married in a hurry. Pam, who despeately needs cash, so she can pay her back taxes to the IRS, agrees to be the bride -- for a price.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034340 +0000" stop="20261008040552 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're All I Need - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Gina gets a sexy make-over to rekindle her relationship with Martin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040552 +0000" stop="20261008042808 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kicked to the Curb - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Martin finds a bigger and better apartment for half the price they're paying now. So he decides to sublet his old place to a young couple, and move into the new place. But then the deal on the new place falls through, and it's too late to move back. Martin and Gina end up in the street! So they devise a scheme to scare off the new tennants. Tommy, Pam and Cole masquerade as dangerous criminals. The plan works nicely, and Martin gets his old crib back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042808 +0000" stop="20261008045019 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Martin - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Tisha Campbell hosts a special retrospective look back at the best of the last 99 episodes.  Episode includes many of the special moments from the show, outtakes, and Tisha's own insight into the laughter behind the show, that made it such a success.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045019 +0000" stop="20261008051232 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love Jones Connection - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Sheneneh crashes a Love Connection show screening, then gets chosen! Chris Rock guest stars as Sheneneh's disrespectful date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051232 +0000" stop="20261008053444 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where the Party At - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Gina attempts to arrange a surprise birthday party for Martin. But she runs into some unexpected difficulties when all his friends, including Tommy and Cole say they're not interested because of Martin's rude and obnoxious attitude (AND, he doesn't tip his barber). But they then turn-the-tables on both Martin and Gina by throwing a huge surprise birthday party at Nipseys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053444 +0000" stop="20261008055655 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homeo &amp; Juliet - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Gina &amp; Pam have taken roles in an upcoming play to help raise money for needy kids.  Martin continually disrupts rehearsal because he doesn't like the Olde English speech being used in the play.  But everything comes to a head when Martin finds out the leading man will have to kiss the leading lady (Gina) during the play.  He causes the leading man to fall and injure himself, leaving the actors without a leading man.  Martin then has to improvise with his own "homeboy" interpretation of Romeo and Juliet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055655 +0000" stop="20261008061905 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cabin Show - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The gang goes on a camping trip in the woods, and Martin and Gina look forward to a special time under the sacred Chippawa Indian waterfalls.  But Pam sprains her ankle, and Martin has to help her back to the cabin.  The two get lost in the woods, just as darkness falls, and nobody knows how to find them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061905 +0000" stop="20261008064047 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tooth Will Set You Free - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After undergoing hypnosis at the dentist's office for an aching tooth, Pam becomes a different person whenever clapping occurs.  She goes on a blind date with an artist, at his showing, and nobody realizes that she is still under hypnosis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064047 +0000" stop="20261008070300 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Martin, I Want to Sing - S04E24</title>
    <desc>After Pam's cousin wins an open mike contest with her powerful singing voice, Martin only sees dollar signs, and decides to become her manager.  But things go awry when her voice doesn't cooperate when she gets nervous about singing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070300 +0000" stop="20261008072511 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.M.V. Blues - S04E25</title>
    <desc>After Martin's drivers license expires, his insurance company cancels his policy.  So in a rush to get his license renewed, he goes down to the DMV and experiences first hand the horrors of a day spent waiting on long lines, filling out reams of paperwork, DMV clerks with bad attitudes, and meeting up with an assortment of strange characters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072511 +0000" stop="20261008074722 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Can't We Be Friends (1) - S04E26</title>
    <desc>On their anniversary night, Martin &amp; Gina are preparing to celebrate a night of quiet romance, when they are interrupted by Tommy and the gang. An argument breaks out over a suitcase that was loaned to Martin, and results in Tommy and Martin not speaking to each other, and eventually deciding to end their life-long friendship.  Martin is determined not to have Tommy in his life as a friend, until Cole comes by to deliver some bad news. This is the first of a 2-part episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000224 +0000" stop="20261008005850 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creator - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Shaken by Mariah's latest act, Luke combs the city for a witness. Flashbacks reveal a fateful encounter between the Stokes and McIver families.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005850 +0000" stop="20261008020118 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Front On Me - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Luke teams up with an unlikely ally to combat a new strain of heroin. As Shades plows ahead with his plan, a massive party draws everyone to the club.</desc>
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    <title>Spider Island (3) - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Spider Island (4) - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Spider Island (5) - S01E23</title>
    <desc>To cure the spider-monster population of Manhattan, Spider-Man must lead Kid Arachnid, Anya and Harry on a desperate, last-ditch effort to stop the Jackal.</desc>
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    <title>Hobgoblin (1) - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man takes on Doc Ock and his Sinister Five before they brainwash Spidey and destroy New York City.</desc>
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    <title>Hobgoblin (2) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man must find a way to stop Hobgoblin, who seems completely bent on doing whatever it takes to destroy Spider-Man.</desc>
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    <title>How I Thwipped My Summer Vacation - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Peter Parker struggles to balance the best summer vacation ever and his responsibilities as Spider-Man.</desc>
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    <title>Take Two - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man is excited to start his second year as a superhero and as a student at Horizon High but discovers that Doc Ock also claims to want a second chance. Can Otto be trusted?</desc>
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    <title>Between an Ock and a Hard Place - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spider-man's popularity nose dives, thanks to Pete's pictures in the Daily Bugle. Spidey battles a female 'Doc Ock' as the real plan of Dr Octopus is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>Rise Above It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man tangles with the Wakeriders, a thrill seeking group using Vulture technology.</desc>
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    <title>School of Hard Knocks - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Spidey teams up with Ms Marvel to investigate a strange school.</desc>
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    <title>Dead Man's Party - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Pete becomes weary of supplying footage to Jameson that is used to trash Spider-man's reputation. In a bid to scoop Pete, Eddie Brock tries to photograph substance V-252 and Venom is born.</desc>
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    <title>Venom Returns - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Venom goes after Peter Parker's family and friends and threatens to expose his secret identity.</desc>
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    <title>Bring on the Bad Guys (1) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A Mystery Villain puts a bounty on Spider-Man's head, bringing on attacks from Panda-Mania, Hippo and Overdrive.</desc>
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    <title>Bring on the Bad Guys (2) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Anya must step-up and embrace being the Spider-Girl; Spider-Man is lured into the Mysterious funhouse and learns that there is a bounty on his head.</desc>
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    <title>Bring on the Bad Guys (3) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man faces off against his most bizarre bad guy yet, Jack O' Lantern. Then he turns Prowler, a reluctant villain, to the side of heroes when he helps him save his brother.</desc>
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    <title>Bring on the Bad Guys (4) - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Spidey tracks the identity of the mysterious boss that put a price on his head and who has been sending villains after him.</desc>
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    <title>Brain Drain - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Miles Morales discover Doc Ock, whose mind has been hiding inside the metal body of The Living Brain, has been behind the mysterious bounty for Spider-Man's head.</desc>
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    <title>The Living Brain - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man must fight his way through the Super-Villain Holding Facility to challenge The Living Brain, the robot body that is housing the mind of Doctor Octopus.</desc>
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    <title>Venom Bomb - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man must work with his nemesis, Doctor Octopus, when The Green Goblin unleashes Venom  on the Tricarrier.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Guardians of the Galaxy - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Nova team up with The Guardian’s of the Galaxy on a deep space adventure to save Earth from destruction.</desc>
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    <title>The Parent Trap - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Power Man infiltrate Zodiac's base to discover what happened to Power Man's parents</desc>
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    <title>Game Over - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Mutant terrorist Arcade emerges as a major threat to S.H.I.E.L.D. Spider-Man must adapt to defeat this cyber-villain but needs help. Teaming up with Captain America and Wolverine, they face Arcade in his own deadly game. The question remains: can they stop him before it's game over?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blade - S02E21</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween for Marvel's Ultimate Spider-Man, but there's no time for Spider-Man and his friends to trick-or-treat when they find themselves attacked by evil vampires led by Dracula himself.</desc>
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    <title>The Howling Commandos - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Spidey's only hope of stopping a world takeover is to team up with Nick Fury's secret team of super-powered monsters, The Howling Commandos. Led by Jack Russell, aka Werewolf by Night, The Howling Commandos include vampire hunter Blade, The Living Mummy, Frankenstein's Monster and Man-Thing.</desc>
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    <title>Second Chance Hero - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man forms an unlikely partnership with a cured Norman Osborn. But is Norman really a hero as the Iron Patriot?</desc>
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    <title>Sandman Returns - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Sandman proves he might not be the biggest bad after all. He's given the chance to start all over and Spidey must mentor his former foe as he struggles against his old instincts. What side will Sandman ultimately choose, hero or villain?</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Sinister Six - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Doc Ock launches a surprise attack on Spider-Man and the heroes. They soon find themselves in one of the most challenging battles of the season when they're up against the newly reformed Sinister Six. Norman Osborn also returns as Iron Patriot despite Ock's alternate plans for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ultimate - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man fights alone against his own team to save all of New York from being turned into Green Goblins.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of the Guardians of the Galaxy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Guardians of the Galaxy land on Earth to repair their ship at the same time Titus leads the Chitauri into targeting Nova's helmet. Now Spider-Man and Nova must work with the Guardians of the Galaxy to defeat Titus and the Chitauri.
This episode was originally aired out of order to promote the Guardians of the Galaxy movie.</desc>
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    <title>The Avenging Spider-Man (1) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After a case of mistaken identity, Spider-Man must convince his old team that he's the real Spider-Man before he is destroyed by his new team, the Avengers.</desc>
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    <title>The Avenging Spider-Man (2) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Loki joins forces with Doctor Octopus to destroy the Avengers and their newest member, Spider-Man.</desc>
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    <title>Agent Venom - S03E04</title>
    <desc>While trying to become a crime fighter, Flash Thompson gets permanently bonded with Venom. It's up to Spider-Man to rescue his one-time school bully from the attentions of Venom, Beetle and Taskmaster. In the end, Nick Fury decides to give Spider-Man his list of teenaged superheroes.</desc>
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    <title>Cloak &amp; Dagger - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man wants to recruit Cloak and Dagger as new warriors for his S.H.I.E.L.D. team. Complicating the matter, however, are Dormammu taking control of Cloak and Dr. Strange in an attempt to invade Earth, and Cloak and Dagger's own trust issues.</desc>
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    <title>The Next Iron Spider - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Science genius Amadeus Cho proves perfect to operate the Iron Spider armor. The only trouble is he's Peter Parker's class rival.</desc>
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    <title>The Vulture - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thief known as The Vulture has been causing trouble. Spider-Man decides to track him down, and discovers he's a young man who has trouble remembering his past.</desc>
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    <title>The Savage Spider-Man - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man travels to the Savage Land with Wolverine to find Ka-Zar. Things become complicated as a result of a plan hatched by Taskmaster and Kraven the Hunter, who seek Ka-Zar and Zabu for their individual purposes.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween Night at the Museum - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The cast of Jessie find themselves animated; Jessie finds a medieval sword coveted by Morgan Le Fay; the nanny teams up with Spider-Man to save Halloween and the world from Le Fay's evil plans.

Note: This episode is a crossover with one of Disney Channel's live-action sitcoms - Jessie.</desc>
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    <title>New Warriors - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man inspires new heroes to form the New Warriors, but their first challenge arises when Taskmaster and the Thunderbolts attack, forcing them to stop a breakout of Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Beetle, and Scorpion.</desc>
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    <title>Nightmare on Christmas - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man sees what the world would be like without him when Nightmare takes the web-slinger on a journey through his past, present, and future.</desc>
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    <title>Mary's Big Party - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Mary has planned a fancy party at her apartment, with a mystery guest of honor, but the power in the building goes before he arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Lou Dates Mary - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Mary has another disastrous date and worries she'll never meet the right man, until Georgette points out that every quality she seeks can be found in Lou Grant.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Show - S07E24</title>
    <desc>WJM-TV has some personnel changes in the executive department (again), and everyone except Ted Baxter is fired. The new station manager wants to see the WJM News the highest-ranked in Minneapolis, and for some reason feels that Ted can help him make it happen. (Seems a little odd, eh?) The gang says goodbye to each other in the form of a long, hard cry. Mary thanks them all for being her surrogate family, and Lou finally sentimentally says, "I cherish you people." They bravely march out the office doors singing, "It's a long, long way to Tipperary."  At the last moment, Mary leans back through through the WJM-TV doors and turns out the light.
So long, WJM-TV.</desc>
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    <title>Love is All Around - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The classic series begins its classic 7-year run in Mary's apartment.  Mary Richards, a 30-year-old single woman, has left her long-time boyfriend, Bill, to be with her old friend, Phyllis Lindstrom, in Minneapolis.  (Mary originally lived in Roseburg, MN.)  Why did Mary leave Bill?  After promising to her that he would marry her right after his internship at the hospital, he said, "Why rush into things???"  Meanwhile, she's already having troubles with her new apartment--a bitter upstairs neightbor, Rhoda Morgenstern, insists that she owns Mary's apartment!
Later, Mary goes on a job interview at WJM-TV's The 6:00 News for a secreterial job.  Lou Grant, the boss, tells her that the job has already been filled, but he does say that the job of Associate Producer is open.  Sure, it offers $10 less per week than the secreterial job, but Mary is fine.  "If you can get off with $15 less per week, I'll make you Producer," he says.  She declines, then goes on to meeting Ted Baxter, the ridicul</desc>
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    <title>Today I Am a Ma'am - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mary is worried now that she's outside the 15-29 demographic group which the station classifies as 'young', and the mailboy has called her 'Ma'am'. Rhoda persuades her into calling an old boyfriend for a get-together.</desc>
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    <title>Bess, You is My Daughter Now - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Phyllis's husband Lars takes ill, she asks Mary to babysit Bess for a few days. Bess decides she wants to stay permanently with Mary, to Phyllis's dismay.</desc>
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    <title>Divorce Isn't Everything - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mary and Rhoda find out that divorcees at the Better Luck Next Time club can get group rates on cruises and decide to join. However, Mary proves a hit with the club's members and gets elected to its board.</desc>
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    <title>Keep Your Guard Up - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A football player turned insurance salesman applies for a job as a sportscaster and attaches himself to Mary. Mary and Rhoda discover that he hasn't had much success at anything and encourage him to pursue his dreams.</desc>
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    <title>Support Your Local Mother - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Rhoda's mother, Ida, comes visiting and Rhoda refuses to see her. Ida stays with Mary but drives her crazy.</desc>
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    <title>Toulouse-Lautrec is One of My Favorite Artists - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mary begins seeing an author who appeared as a guest on WJM-TV's Scrutiny, and becomes extremely self-conscious after discovering he is several inches shorter than her.</desc>
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    <title>The Snow Must Go On - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A snowstorm leaves Mary producing her first program, broadcasting the results of the local elections. The show has to remain on until a winner is declared and no word is received at the newsroom.</desc>
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    <title>Bob &amp; Rhoda &amp; Teddy &amp; Mary - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mary is nominated for her first Television Editors' Award (the "Teddies"), but at home Rhoda's boyfriend Bob takes more of an interest in Mary than in Rhoda.</desc>
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    <title>Assistant Wanted, Female - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mary's workload gets too much so Lou allows her to hire an assistant. She chooses Phyllis who hinders more than she helps.</desc>
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    <title>1040 or Fight - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mary is audited by the IRS, and the shy auditor takes an interest in her. Unfortunately, he has great difficulty telling her how he feels.</desc>
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    <title>Anchorman Overboard - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ted loses his self-confidence after speaking at Phyllis's club and Mary has to find a way to get Ted back on a high.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063455 +0000" stop="20261008070037 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's All Yours - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After Mary invites Lou's nephew home for dinner, she must confront false rumors in the newsroom the following day.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid II - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Feeling sympathetic for a co-worker who hasn't spent Christmas with his family for years, Mary is forced to stay alone at WJM-TV on Christmas Eve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072556 +0000" stop="20261008075137 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howard's Girl - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Mary begins seeing Paul Arnell, the brother of her former boyfriend Howard Arnell, and is shocked to discover that the brothers' parents still believe that she and Howard are an item.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S22E08</title>
    <desc>It’s time for the second heat of the week, with six more home cooks putting themselves in the culinary spotlight, ready to show the judges that they have what it takes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008012651 +0000" stop="20261008022457 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S22E09</title>
    <desc>The week closes with the third quarter-final as the six best cooks of the week return, taking on two more challenges to prove they have the nerve and skill to go even further.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S22E10</title>
    <desc>It’s the last round of heats. A new batch of amateur cooks enter the MasterChef kitchen ready to show off their culinary skills, hoping to get through to the next round.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S22E11</title>
    <desc>A brand new batch of amateur cooks enter the MasterChef kitchen, ready to compete in the first round and take their shot at culinary stardom.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S22E12</title>
    <desc>It’s time for the week’s six best cooks to dig deep and deliver in the last quarter-final of the competition.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S22E13</title>
    <desc>It’s knockout week, and there are just 14 amateur cooks left in the competition. The judges are increasing the pressure to see which contestants can hold their nerve.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 14 - S22E14</title>
    <desc>Knockout week continues, and the chefs must prove themselves enough to make it into their first professional kitchen.</desc>
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    <title>Pick Me Up - S01E11</title>
    <desc>This bloody tale will give you an interesting twist to hitchhiking. Both driver and passenger have a little surprise for  the 25 year old heroine of the story</desc>
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    <title>Haeckel's Tale - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Based on Clive Barker's short story. While on his way to see his sick father, Ernest Haeckel takes shelter with an elderly man and his young wife but soon discovers their horrible secret...</desc>
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    <title>Imprint - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An American journalist in 19th century Japan is hoping to find the love he left behind. His long search leads him to a dark island where the only sanctuary is a brothel. He ends up spending the night with an interesting woman where he learns that some things are better off left in the past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032429 +0000" stop="20261008042158 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Damned Thing - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Damned Thing is the apocalyptic tale of a mysterious creature that terrorizes a small Texas town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042158 +0000" stop="20261008051954 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A young couple moves into a new home only to find out that their neighbor, a seemingly normal man who works from home is not what he seems.</desc>
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    <title>The V Word - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A lone vampire punishes two teenage boys who make the poor decision to break into a mortuary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061828 +0000" stop="20261008071620 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sounds Like - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Based on a short story by Mike O’Driscoll. The story of Larry Pearce, an ordinary man blessed with gift/curse of extraordinary hearing that drives him to the brink of insanity, and forces him to take violent action to silence the horrific cacophony in his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001139 +0000" stop="20261008003234 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perception, Piranhas and Pendragon - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Tommy Wind, Jason Andrews, Mark Bennick, Barry &amp; Stuart, Murray SawChuck, Farrell Dillon, and Jonathan Pendragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003234 +0000" stop="20261008005329 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Cats, Dream Girls, and Fun Physics - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Greg Frewin, John Gabriel, Tom Burgoon, Greg Gleason, Ed Alonzo, Rich Thomas, and Mike Caveney.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005329 +0000" stop="20261008011422 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Sharp Objects and Flying Pianos - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Mark Bennick, Michael Griffin, Tommy Wind, Les Arnold &amp; Dazzle, Jarrett &amp; Raja, John Shyrock, and Jason Andrews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011422 +0000" stop="20261008013515 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick Change Duo, Box of Knives and Floating Beauty - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Jarrett &amp; Raja, Farrell Dillon, Jonathan Pendragon, Sos &amp; Victoria, Fielding West, and John Gabriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013515 +0000" stop="20261008015605 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity Defiers, Compactors and Transformations - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Nathan Burton, Tom Burgoon, Greg Frewin, Arthur Trace, Matt Marcy, Les Arnold &amp; Dazzle, and Tommy Wind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015605 +0000" stop="20261008021640 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spinning the Classics... Too! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Ed Alonso, Rick Thomas, Michael Grandinetti, Johnny Ace Palmer, Barry &amp; Stuart, Les Arnold &amp; Dazzle, and Michael Turco.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021640 +0000" stop="20261008023734 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Desires and Non-Sensory Sensibilities - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Greg Frewin, Michael Turco, Mike Caveney, Angela Funovits, and Barry &amp; Stuart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023734 +0000" stop="20261008025829 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing Tables and Dodging Daggers - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Titou, Aaron Radatz, Tommy Wind, Farrell Dillon, Piff the Magic Dragon, Fielding West, and Greg Gleason.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025829 +0000" stop="20261008031914 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Razzle Dazzle! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Greg Frewin, Michael Turco, Tommy Wind, Jarrett &amp; Raja, Barry &amp; Stuart, Christopher Hart, and Les Arnold &amp; Dazzle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031914 +0000" stop="20261008034003 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separating Mind, Body and Spirit - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: John Gabriel, Ed Alonzo, Murray SawChuck, Circe Martinez, David &amp; Leeman, Vixen, and Greg Gleason.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034003 +0000" stop="20261008040050 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Techno Magic, Quick Change, and a Guillotine - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Greg Frewin, Barry &amp; Stuart, Jason Bishop, Michael Grandinetti, Jonathan Pendragon, David &amp; Dania, Bill Cook, and Les Arnold &amp; Dazzle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040050 +0000" stop="20261008042118 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Magical Smorgasbord - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Tommy Wind, Murray Sawchuck, Trigg Watson, Farrell Dillion, Jason Bird, Tom Burgoon, and Jonathan Pendragon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042118 +0000" stop="20261008044143 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Classic Magic Mashups - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Les Arnold &amp; Dazzle, Chris Randall, Jason Bishop, Johnny Ace Palmer, Sittah, and Greg Frewin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008044143 +0000" stop="20261008050221 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beatbox Magic and the Human Beverage Dispenser - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Greg Frewin, Adam Wylie, Eric Buss, Michael Grandinetti, and Barry &amp; Stuart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050221 +0000" stop="20261008052315 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magical Metamorphoses and Masked Men - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Erix Logan, Farrell Dillon, Matt Marcy, The Shocker, Bill Cook, RJ Cantu, and Sittah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052315 +0000" stop="20261008054407 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisible Cards, Multipliers, and One Chipper - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Mark Bennick, Bill Cook, Michael Grandinetti, Adam Wylie, The Shocker, Tom Burgoon, and Chipper Lowell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054407 +0000" stop="20261008060444 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extreme Levitations, Mind Melds, and Water into Wine - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Jonathan Pendragon, Eric Buss, Naathan Phan, Barry &amp; Stuart, Chris Randall, and David &amp; Dania.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060444 +0000" stop="20261008062529 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Altered States, Great Escapes, and the Return of the Mask - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Murray SawChuck, Michael Grandinetti, Greg Gleason, The Shocker, and Sittah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062529 +0000" stop="20261008064532 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Matters, Separation Anxiety, and One Ninja Turtle - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Nathan Burton, Bill Cook, Chipper Lowell, Titou, Greg Gleason, Greg Frewin, and Jason Bishop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064532 +0000" stop="20261008070627 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Piercings, Mind Over Matter, and Those Crazy Cards - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Greg Gleason, Jonathan Pendragon, Jarrett &amp; Raja, Chris Korn, Jen Kramer, and Barry &amp; Stuart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070627 +0000" stop="20261008072718 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic in a Flash, From Thin Air, and One Nail - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Jonathan Pendragon, Tommy Wind, Aaron Radatz, Jarrett &amp; Raja, Barry &amp; Stuart, Trigg Watson, and Murray SawChuck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072718 +0000" stop="20261008074729 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Loaf of Bread, A Magic Dollhouse, and Bound By Music - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Nathan Burton, Bill Cook, Titou, Tom Burgoon, Sittah, Erix Logan, and Naathan Phan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000644 +0000" stop="20261008005342 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Victim - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Matlock tries to prove that someone other than his client had a motive to murder his lover. His best bet? The victim's paraplegic husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005342 +0000" stop="20261008014039 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnapper - S04E17</title>
    <desc>When Matlock is kidnapped, Michelle and Conrad go through Ben's old cases to try to figure out who is holding him hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014039 +0000" stop="20261008022740 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pro - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Matlock has to defend an arrogant young tennis professional (Dave Travis) against a charge of murdering his rival on and off the court (Victor Tomassio).</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022740 +0000" stop="20261008031440 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Informer (1) - S04E19</title>
    <desc>When Sam Chandler is found murdered, his lawyer David O'Malley is the prime suspect...in part because John was sleeping with David's wife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008031440 +0000" stop="20261008040139 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Informer (2) - S04E20</title>
    <desc>With Angela's help, Conrad tries to track down an informer they believe holds the key to Sam Chandler's murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040139 +0000" stop="20261008044808 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The D.A. - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Julie becomes the target of a witness with psychological problems, leaving Matlock and Conrad to learn who is threatening her, and why.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044808 +0000" stop="20261008053508 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackmailer - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Cartoonist Ron Winfield has kept Atlanta enthralled with his recent storyline in ""The Peach Pit"" involving an affair by Senator Peter Dolan.  Just before the woman in the affair can be named in print, the strips disappear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053508 +0000" stop="20261008062204 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cookie Monster - S04E23</title>
    <desc>When cookie maker Katie White announces her plans to take over a number of smaller baking companies, any one of them could be the killer. After she dies from an allergic reaction to hazel nuts, Matlock defends cookie maker Bobby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062204 +0000" stop="20261008070910 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mother - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Phyllis Todd confesses to the murder of her boss to protect her daughter. Matlock soon sees through his client's ruse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070910 +0000" stop="20261008075514 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nowhere to Turn (1 &amp; 2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Matlock has to defend himself against a charge of murder when a judge who issued a contempt citation against him is found dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008002630 +0000" stop="20261008005203 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Happy Sleepwalker - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Happy's sleepwalking leads Binghamton to ship him out of the combat zone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005203 +0000" stop="20261008011740 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter for Fuji - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The 73 Crew's heart-sick Japanese friend, Fuji, must get a letter to his best girl back home in Japan. But a secret mission to mail the letter from a Japanese-held island becomes complicated when Fuji's letter gets mixed up in Binghamton's plan to distribute propaganda leaflets to the enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011740 +0000" stop="20261008014314 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Ensign, the Lawyer - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Tinker is arrested for the theft of Binghamton's printing press, and The Captain taps Parker to be Tinker's Defense Counsel in a trial which Binghamton himself will preside over. Parker and McHale must then stall the proceedings while Gruber and The Crew execute a plan to get Tinker off the hook with a bit of creative evidence-tampering.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008014314 +0000" stop="20261008020845 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orange Blossom for McHale - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A new Navy directive ordering all married Officers to be shipped home prompts Binghamton to scheme to get McHale married off to a shady saloon-keeper by the name of Kate O'Hara, an old friend of McHale's. But neither Kate nor McHale want to tie the knot so they join forces to try to thwart Binghamton's plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020845 +0000" stop="20261008023416 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creature from McHale's Lagoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Gruber and the guys try to make some money with some phony pearl oysters, but their scheme backfires, when a greedy Binghamton takes over their operation. Then, when Chief Urulu muscles in on Binghamton's business, McHale and The Crew put a stop to the whole operation, by taking advantage of an old native superstition, and some Japanese technology.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008023416 +0000" stop="20261008025946 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Medal for Parker - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Major complications develop when the guys send a chapter of Parker's war novel including a highly fictionalized account of his sinking of the biggest battleship in the Japanese fleet, to Parker's hometown girlfriend, in an attempt to help him win her heart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008025946 +0000" stop="20261008032515 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Balloon Goes Up - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Binghamton is offered a promotion and transfer up to Fleet HQ, but must first reconcile a shortage in the base's equipment inventory. After all is accounted for, except for one item, a barrage balloon, McHale and the crew must race against time in order to locate it and bring it in, in time for Binghamton to be shipped out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032515 +0000" stop="20261008035044 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who'll Buy My Sarongs? - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A business venture involving the manufacture and sale of sarongs to the Base personnel, has the guys divided into two separate quarreling groups. When the feud escalates, Binghamton tries to take advantage of its effect on them, during a PT Crew efficiency test, their failure of which, would mean their being shipped out for re-assignment.</desc>
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    <title>Evil-Eye Parker - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Binghamton refuses permission for McHale and the crew to put on a big show to raise funds for the local orphanage, Parker uses his newly-acquired skill as a hypnotist to make the Captain more agreeable. But the scheme is complicated by the visit of a Senator from the Armed Services Committee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008041611 +0000" stop="20261008044141 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Impersonation - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Parker, a dead-ringer for an important British General, agrees to put his life on the line by posing as the General, to divert the attention of spies in New Caledonia, while the real General carries out a crucial invasion of a Japanese-held island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044141 +0000" stop="20261008050707 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urulu's Paradise West - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Binghamton is ordered to purchase one of Chief Urulu's islands for the construction of a radar station. But Urulu, knowing that he's got the Navy 'over a barrel', inflates the price of his real estate to ridiculous levels. So McHale and the crew try to help the Captain out with a scheme to de-value the Chief's land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050707 +0000" stop="20261008053235 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dear Diary - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Binghamton gets hold of Parker's diary, which includes details of the crew's shady activities. After the guys steal the diary from the Captain's safe, Binghamton sets out to personally escort Parker to the Admiral. But after falling into enemy hands on the way, and being rescued by the 73 Crew, Binghamton changes his mind after some gentle persuasion by McHale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053235 +0000" stop="20261008055759 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babette Go Home - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Navy is negotiating for the purchase of a nearby island for the construction of a new Supply Depot. But complications arise when the lovely daughter of the owner of the island stows away on the 73, so that she can be near Virgil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055759 +0000" stop="20261008062326 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Novocain Mutiny - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Fuji has a bad toothache, and McHale and the crew must figure out a way to get him in to the dentist during an inspection tour of the Fleet Medical Officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062326 +0000" stop="20261008064853 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stars Over Taratupa - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Five-time Oscar-winning Director John Burton comes to Taratupa to shoot a documentary on PT boats and their crews, and McHale and the crew successfully scheme to become the stars of the film. But when they find out that Fuji has sneaked into the production they must re-shoot the movie themselves with surprising results.</desc>
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    <title>Comrades of PT 73 - S02E27</title>
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    <title>Return of Big Frenchy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>The French thief and con-artist first talks Binghamton out of a load of Navy supplies, then cons Parker into helping him get them to New Caledonia. McHale and the guys must then follow, rescue Parker, and recover the supplies.</desc>
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    <title>Versus The End - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A super-charged Mech-X4 races around the world to defeat Traeger's beasts; Ryan must make one of his toughest decisions yet: save his friend or save the world.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Call It MECH-X4! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ryan Walker, a freshman at Bay City High, has technopathy – the extraordinary ability to control technology with his mind. His talent mysteriously awakens the giant robot, MECH-X4.</desc>
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    <title>Let‘s Get Some Air! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When an ooze-infected Harris starts turning into a monster, the team goes on a mission to find a cure.</desc>
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    <title>Let‘s Open the Monster Heart! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ryan uses his "technopathic" powers to access a powerful laser for the team to use and crack open the captive monster’s heart.</desc>
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    <title>Let‘s Be Idiots! - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Let's Survive in the Woods! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Principal Grey sets a trap for Ryan, Harris and Spyder while they’re on a camping trip, which leaves MECH-X4 and Mark in danger.</desc>
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    <title>Let’s Get Our Robot Back! - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Let’s Get the Big Bad! - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Let’s Deal With Our Stuff! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ryan's inner turmoil over a shocking personal revelation causes his power to short circuit, endangering the city.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Get Some Answers! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The team follows clues to Leo's last known location and find themselves facing unexpected threats from a prototype version of Mech-X4.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Go Clubbing! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Harris' experiment at the science fair goes haywire with potentially explosive consequences, the school's MECH-X4 fan club threatens to uncover Ryan's secret identity.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Get Leo! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On the robot's first ever deep-sea mission, Ryan and the team discover the terrifying truth behind the monsters.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Dig Deep! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With help from his team and a dangerous new technology, Ryan goes on a mission into the mind of his enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Destroy Some Ooze! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The MECH-X4 team sets out to stop the villain's final plan before it can start.</desc>
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    <title>Let's End This! (1) - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Now considered a danger, the guys and MECH-X4 must dodge authorities while trying to fight a monster unlike any other before.</desc>
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    <title>Let's End This! (2) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the team fight to finish off the monsters!</desc>
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    <title>Versus The New Evil - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ryan's attempt to fit in at his new school is interrupted when the team must stop a superpowered enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Versus The Deep - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the guys take MECH-X4 to the depths of the Bay to try and recover the terrifying monster heart.</desc>
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    <title>Versus The Outbreak - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an ooze-based zombie virus infects the students of East Bay City High, Harris must team up with his science rival Veracity to figure out an antidote to save their school.</desc>
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    <title>Intruders - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gary wants to leave his girlfriend, Dorothy, but she decides to leave him first. Gary owns a flat and needs a lodger to help pay the mortgage. Unfortunately, he's got Dermot as a lodger and he's no help at all. A young woman named Deborah moves into the flat upstairs and Dermot immediately decides he's in love with her. The feeling isn't mutual though!</desc>
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    <title>The Bet - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gary and Dermot play chess to decide who will win an evening of pleasure</desc>
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    <title>Alarms &amp; Setbacks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gary tries to impress Deborah by installing a burglar alarm while Dermot tries to impress her by offering his body!</desc>
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    <title>Animals - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sex &amp; Violence - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dermot organises a romantic dinner for Deborah</desc>
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    <title>My Brilliant Career - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gary thinks that he's been offered a new job so takes his staff out to dinner so that he can tell them that he's leaving! Will he be correct? Meanwhile, Dermot loses his job after he dangles a customer by the ankles.</desc>
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    <title>Gary &amp; Tony - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Rent Boy - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tony tries to impress Deborah by pretending that he can speak German - His plan backfires, however, when Debs gets a letter from a German customer and asks him to translate it for her! Gary begins to suspect that Tony is gay.</desc>
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    <title>How to Dump Your Girlfriend - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Deborah is ill, so Tony decides to look after her. Meanwhile, Tony decides that his girlfriend is getting too serious for his liking so sets about finding a way of dumping her without having to tell her face to face!</desc>
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    <title>Troublesome 12 Inch - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dorothy demands an explanation when Tony sells one of her LP records, which is a 'rare' collectors' item worth £200, which is green in colour. Gary has to find a replacement! - The replacement LP is black, so Gary tries to paint it green! When Dorothy is not convinced, he has to pay her £200. Then, Tony tells him that there was a misprint in the catalogue - the green LP was only worth a few pounds!!!</desc>
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    <title>Going Nowhere - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gary and Deborah are trapped in a lift together. Tony has bought an old van and equips it with an electric blanket - Can you guess why?!</desc>
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    <title>People Behaving Irritatingly - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tony's brother has come to stay and so does his girlfriend. Gary ends up wanting to kill both of them. Then he finds out that her parents have a holiday villa which might be available for a free holiday. Now he'll have to be nice to them both!</desc>
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    <title>Lovers - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Bed - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's a wild and stormy night. Deborah can't sleep because the broken garden fence is flapping around in the wind, Dorothy can't because because she has an upset stomach. They solve these problems by sending Tony out in the storm to fix the fence and Gary out to find an all-night chemist.</desc>
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    <title>Casualties - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Deborah has become very depressed, so she decides to sell her flat and leave the country (as you do!!!). To prevent her from leaving, Gary and Tony do everything they can think of to convince potential buyers that her flat is a terrible place to live!</desc>
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    <title>Weekend - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Cleaning Lady - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Marriage - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tony resorts to bugging Deborah's flat in an attempt to find out what she sees in her new estate agent boyfriend. Gary takes Dorothy to the ""Pasta Pig"" for a romantic meal. Carried away by the wine and the atmosphere, he forgets himself and proposes! - Dorothy accepts!! Next morning, Gary has second thoughts but how can he escape marriage?</desc>
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    <title>Fanklok - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Nathan begins dating a hardcore Dethklok fan, against the advice of his bandmates. The rest of Dethklok takes up smoking.</desc>
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    <title>Diversityklok - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Accusations of racism are leveled at the band, so they open an urban youth center to improve their image. Elsewhere, Toki starts a club but excludes Murderface.</desc>
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    <title>Prankklok - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The guys pull pranks and go on vacation to celebrate the release of their album, but Nathan senses that something is not right with their latest release. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Toki plot revenge on Murderface for his pranks.</desc>
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    <title>Motherklok - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Dethklok opens a Dethfair in Tomahawk, Wisconsin; Pickles goes into realty.</desc>
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    <title>Bookklok - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Toki writes a tell-all book about Skwisgaar and becomes lead guitarist for the band, but the pressure may be more than he can handle. Elsewhere, Nathan buys a defibrillator as a toy.</desc>
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    <title>Writersklok - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The band’s new female producer sends them on a vacation to help write songs for the new album. The getaway proves anything but relaxing, however, when they end up in a brutal country and are sold into sex slavery.</desc>
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    <title>Dethcamp - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Toki goes to rock-and-roll camp and is bullied by other campers. But he soon finds an ally in a former Dethklok guitarist. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Murderface binge on candy and horror movies while Toki is away.</desc>
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    <title>Dethvanity - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Murderface goes to Mexico for plastic surgery after he receives a dubious award. The rest of the guys, meanwhile, deal with the effects of aging and years of hard living.</desc>
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    <title>Going Downklok - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The guys spend time on a sub without women, and the conditions quickly deteriorate, prompting Pickles and Nathan to compete for the affections of their producer.</desc>
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    <title>Dethdinner - S04E10</title>
    <desc>As Dethklok hosts the most important dinner of their career, the divvying of album credits, over tagging on social networking sites, and fights over a girl come to head. Can CFO keep their issues in check? Will the record executives forgive them for the past year of mistakes? Or will it be a total, brutal disaster?</desc>
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    <title>Breakup Klok - S04E11</title>
    <desc>While the world awaits the final Dethklok performance, members of the band prepare for their post-Dethklok careers. Pickles starts a winery for the most alcoholic wine ever, Nathan and Skwisgaar look for a brand new sound that does not suck, and Toki works with Murderface on his campaign for congressman. Meanwhile, Selatcia takes Dethklok’s weakness as the opportune time to strike!</desc>
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    <title>Church of the Black Klok - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Dethklok is notified of a looming secret that has been around for hundreds of years: the secret of the Metalocalypse. Before they can contemplate what this means, however, Nathan must give a eulogy and do the most brutal thing he has ever done: get in touch with his emotions.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Dethklok - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dethklok hires the world's only six-star chef to cook dinner for them before a show in Norway. They warn him of the Dethklok curse, where every employee they've hired, chefs included, has tragically died. Later, when their new chef is at near-death on life support following an unfortunate helicoptor mishap, the band is forced to make its own meals.</desc>
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    <title>Dethwater - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dethklok frontman Nathan Explosion wants the band's next album to be the ultimate smash hit. So, to achieve this goal, he decides to have a recording session locked in a Russian nuclear submarine that is moving through the Mariana Trench - the deepest, darkest location in the Earth's crust itself. How brutal is that?!</desc>
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    <title>Happy Dethday (a.k.a. Birthdayface) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's Murderface's birthday, and the rest of the band soon are faced with the difficult task of getting him a present. In fact, he actually ends up hating his party until they finally give him their gift.</desc>
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    <title>Dethtroll - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The band plays an ancient song which hasn't been heard in thousands of years which unexpectedly awakens a deadly Nordic lake troll and must compose the world's first death metal lullaby to return the beast to its slumber.</desc>
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    <title>Dethkomedy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dethklok decides to try their hand at standup comedy in order to avoid burning out on metal. Pickles remains traumatized by a heckler while the rest of the band learns that comedy is all about embracing the hate.</desc>
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    <title>Dethfam - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Uncomfortable and embarrassed, Dethklok painfully endures while their parents are in town for a visit. They are at first pissed and doubtful when their parents announce the release of the 'Parents of Dethklok' album, but soon realize the depth of their parents' anger. The guys learn an important lesson: there's nothing more brutal in this world than raising children.</desc>
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    <title>Performance Klok - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dethklok has a huge fight on stage, which prompts the record label to hire a performance coach to keep the band together. The band falls in love with therapy for all the wrong reasons.</desc>
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    <title>Snakes n' Barrels - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Pickles decides to go on a reunion tour with his old band, Snakes 'n' Barrels. The government plots to use a new super-drug to erase Pickles' mind and 'reprogram' him, thereby destroying Dethklok from within.</desc>
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    <title>Mordland - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mordhouse, the home of Dethklok, opens its gates to the public for the first time in celebration of International Dethfan Day. Will the band and their fans make it through the experience? Dethklok find themselves in potential trouble after two Internet geeks threaten to release the band's exclusive, one-time-only, fan song over the internet unless they give in to their demands.</desc>
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    <title>Fat Kid at the Detharmonic (a.k.a. FatKlok) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Upon learning that they've once again earned too much money over the past year, the band tries to "donate" as much as they can to charity as a tax write-off. The guys also unwisely attempt fatherhood and play a landmark concert with the London Philharmonic Orchestra which ends with a killer laser light show.</desc>
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    <title>Skwisklok - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Skwisgaar hosts the "Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class" pay-per-view event to promote sales of his new guitar line, which includes models such as the Skwisarmyatar and the Antfarmatar. The rest of the guys get inspired to also try their hand at endorsement deals. Metal legend King Diamond guest stars as Ronald Von Monoldburg.</desc>
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    <title>Murdering Outside the Box - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dethklok has an end of the quarter employee evaluation to find out who has been embezzling from the company. The patronizing evaluation start off with a pep talk and a corporate video that will have audiences and Dethfans alike vying for a spot on the Dethklok payroll.</desc>
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    <title>Go Forth and Die - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Continually plagued by his stupidity, Nathan Explosion decides to attempt to earn his GED.</desc>
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    <title>Bluesklok - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After a concert that Dethklok didn't perform, but just stood on the stage, they travel to Mississippi to learn about the blues.</desc>
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    <title>Religionklok - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true calling.</desc>
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    <title>Dethkids - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by over-brutalizing his intentions and actions.</desc>
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    <title>Dethclown - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Dethlessons - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Dethdoubles - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After a massive shootout at a Duncan Hills Coffeeshop opening, Dethklok invest in the ultimate protection - another Dethklok. But are these dopplegangers really all that they seem?</desc>
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    <title>Cleanzo - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Roxo (The Rock 'n Roll Clown, He does Cocaine) is on the lamb and Toki decides to hide him at Mordhouse. The band decides to stage an intervention for Roxo.</desc>
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    <title>PR Pickles - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Dethcarraldo - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Phil the Shill - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Switek has to cool his vendetta against a shady game-show host who could lead the vice cops to an elusive coke dealer.</desc>
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    <title>Definitely Miami - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Yankee Dollar - S02E13</title>
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    <title>One Way Ticket - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Little Miss Dangerous - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Florence Italy - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Grand Prix driver has a lot on his mind: first-time fatherhood, a race against his legendary dad --- and the fact that he is suspected of killing a teenage prostitute.</desc>
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    <title>French Twist - S02E17</title>
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    <title>The Fix - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Payback - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A reclusive drug supplier thinks Crockett has the $3 million stolen by the dealer's former employee.</desc>
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    <title>Flushed! - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Thinking his sleeping pet goldfish has died, Mickey flushes it down the toilet which leads to a dangerous rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Roll ’em - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Amore Motore - S05E01</title>
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    <title>A Pete Scorned - S05E02</title>
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    <title>House Painters - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy attempt to give Minne’s new house an adorable makeover.</desc>
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    <title>Surprise! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey's wish for a surprise-free birthday ends up becoming the biggest surprise of his life.</desc>
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    <title>Hats Enough - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey suffers an identity crisis after realizing that all of his friends have signature hats, but he has nothing.</desc>
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    <title>Safari, So Good - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie gleefully set out to cross Africa's Serengeti after missing the bus back to their hometown.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Booth Tolls - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey is haunted by guilt after failing to pay the fee on a toll road.</desc>
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    <title>Outta Time - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald set out to rescue Goofy after he time travels back to the past in one of Professor Von Drake's inventions.</desc>
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    <title>My Little Garden - S05E09</title>
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    <title>You, Me, and Fifi - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Outback at Ya! - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Mickey's desire to throw a boomerang creates a series of dangerous, unintended consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Our Homespun Melody - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to cure his prize-winning pig after he loses his adorable squeal.</desc>
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    <title>Over the Moon - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Easy Street - S05E14</title>
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    <title>Two Can't Play - S05E15</title>
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    <title>Our Floating Dreams - S05E16</title>
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    <title>Gone to Pieces - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald struggle to rebuild their best friend trio after Goofy gets broken into a pile of incomprehensible pieces.</desc>
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    <title>Carried Away - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie's canoe goes off course and takes them on a dangerous, globe-trekking adventure!</desc>
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    <title>Croissant de Triomphe - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Minnie's café runs out of croissants and they are in big demand by the customers. So Mickey has to speed through Paris on his scooter to deliver the croissants.</desc>
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    <title>No Service - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Waiting for Minnie and Daisy's arrival, Mickey and Donald buy lunch only to be rejected by Goofy's "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. The two make a deal and Mickey gives his clothes to Donald who uses this deal for himself.</desc>
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    <title>Yodelberg - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On an old alpine yodeling mountain, Mickey must be quiet to yodel with Minnie who lives on top of the mountain. However, he is caught in a loud avalanche and while climbing up he must avoid hundreds of cuckoo clocks, Matterhorn Bobsleds abominable snowman, a pig belching contest, and a bag of chips.</desc>
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    <title>New York Weenie - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey chases a runaway hot dog through Central Park, New York.</desc>
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    <title>Tokyo Go - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey accidentally boards the wrong train and must get to his regular train.</desc>
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    <title>Stayin' Cool - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On the hottest day of the year, Mickey, Donald and Goofy try to find ways to keep cool.</desc>
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    <title>Gasp! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After a sneaky cat breaks Mickey's fish bowl, he attempts to save his pet fish.</desc>
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    <title>Panda-monium - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to photograph a bashful panda bear at the Beijing Zoo.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Ear Day - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey unbelievably loses his trademark round ears and has to hunt them down.</desc>
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    <title>Ghoul Friend - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mickey's car breaks down in a graveyard, where he is haunted by a zombie Goofy.</desc>
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    <title>Dog Show - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Pluto gets injured, Goofy is forced to substitute him for a dog show that Mickey entered Pluto in.</desc>
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    <title>'O Sole Minnie - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to woo Minnie over the course of a busy day in Venice, Italy.</desc>
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    <title>Potatoland - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Goofy has longed to go to "Potatoland", the potato themed amusement park. Only thing is, such a park doesn't exist. Not wanting to disappoint him, Mickey and Donald build a Potatoland, basing it off of Disneyland.</desc>
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    <title>Sleepwalkin' - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Flipperboobootosis - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Donald gets a foot ailment called "Flipperboobootosis", but refuses to go to the doctor to get treatment, so Mickey and Goofy try to help him find a cure.</desc>
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    <title>Tapped Out - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Goofy volunteers Mickey to fight Pete in a wrestling match.</desc>
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    <title>Third Wheel - S01E17</title>
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    <title>The Adorable Couple - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie try to make Donald and Daisy happy.</desc>
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    <title>Cable Car Chaos - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie must stop a runaway cable car as it careens through the streets of San Francisco.</desc>
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    <title>Fire Escape - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Eau de Minnie - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Minnie’s new perfume enchants an entire city.</desc>
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    <title>O Futebol Clássico - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries desperately to find the perfect view at the World Cup final in Brazil.</desc>
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    <title>Down the Hatch - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Goofy get trapped inside Donald's body after they accidentally get shrunken down to miniature proportions.</desc>
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    <title>Goofy's Grandma - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey agrees to let Goofy's grandma stay at his house, but he soon learns that she isn't the sweet old lady she appears to be.</desc>
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    <title>Captain Donald - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey is eager to set sail on Donald's boat, which leads the duck to reveal his secret: he doesn't know how to sail.</desc>
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    <title>Mumbai Madness - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey embarks on an epic odyssey across India after his taxi picks up an Elephant who needs to make one simple stop.</desc>
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    <title>The Boiler Room - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey must face a monster living in the basement of Minnie’s apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Space Walkies - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Mickey's routine space mission turns complicated after Pluto reveals that he has to go to the bathroom.</desc>
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    <title>Mickey Monkey - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mickey struggles to get his life back after a mischievous monkey steals his identity.</desc>
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    <title>Clogged - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Minnie attempts to make a windmill work in order to save a flower in her garden.</desc>
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    <title>Goofy's First Love - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald try to help a hapless Goofy woo the love of his life.</desc>
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    <title>Doggone Biscuits - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Minnie is in big trouble after she inadvertently feeds Pluto an entire bag of dog treats.</desc>
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    <title>Workin' Stiff - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald struggle to help Goofy get through a job interview.</desc>
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    <title>Al Rojo Vivo - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Mickey's red-hot temper entices a bull to chase him through the streets of Pamplona, Spain.</desc>
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    <title>Bottle Shocked - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to keep a precious bottle safe after everything around him threatens to break it.</desc>
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    <title>A Flower for Minnie - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Mickey embarks on a quest to find the perfect flower for Minnie.</desc>
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    <title>Bronco Busted - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey enters a rodeo competition in order to bail his friends out of a desperate situation.</desc>
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    <title>Coned! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Pluto has to wear a dog cone, Mickey puts another one on himself to show Pluto it's not so bad and ends up blindly putting himself in danger while Pluto has to keep him safe.</desc>
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    <title>One Man Band - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Wish Upon a Coin - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie’s wish to live happily ever after (along with everyone else's wishes), are put in danger after Pete steals all the coins from the wishing well.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Time - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mickey realizes there are no snacks for movie night, he braves a storm.</desc>
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    <title>Shifting Gears - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey does battle with his car after it refuses to take him to the beach.</desc>
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    <title>Black and White - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to save face in front of Minnie after he’s scared as white as a ghost.</desc>
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    <title>¡Feliz Cumpleaños! - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey gets an unpleasant surprise for his birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Wonders of the Deep - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald and Goofy must save Professor Von Drake after accidentally jettisoning him out of a submarine.</desc>
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    <title>Road Hogs - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey must chase down a motorcycle gang that has absconded with Minnie.</desc>
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    <title>No - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When people keep asking to borrow things from Mickey, he realizes that he has trouble saying "No."</desc>
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    <title>Roughin' It - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Mickey's dream of camping the old fashioned way is threatened after Donald shows up in a state-of-the-art RV.</desc>
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    <title>Dancevidaniya - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Mickey squares off against Peg Leg Pete in a Russian folk dance battle to rescue Minnie from his clutches.</desc>
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    <title>Couple Sweaters - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to get through a date with Minnie wearing the world's most uncomfortable sweater.</desc>
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    <title>Turkish Delights - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A pair of jealous merchants threatens Mickey's treats stand inside the Grand Bazaar.</desc>
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    <title>Sock Burglar - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Minnie knits a plan to catch a dastardly villain who is stealing everyone's socks.</desc>
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    <title>Ku'u Lei Melody - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Mickey's determination to write an illusive song leads him on a mystical journey through the Hawaiian Islands.</desc>
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    <title>Entombed - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie get separated inside a spooky tomb located under the Valley of the Kings in Egypt.</desc>
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    <title>No Reservations - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Minnie and her friends attempt to get into the hottest, yet most impossibly booked restaurant in town.</desc>
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    <title>Split Decision - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey is forced to wrangle two very different Donalds after Professor Von Drake's latest invention splits him in half.</desc>
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    <title>Good Sports - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Goofy takes a journey through the world of sports to learn the true meaning of sportsmanship.</desc>
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    <title>Swimmin' Hole - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald and Goofy's entire summer is placed in jeopardy after they discover their swimming hole’s been stolen!</desc>
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    <title>Canned - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey agrees to help a sweet old lady put out her trash only to find it's transformed into something monstrous.</desc>
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    <title>Touchdown and Out - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Pete challenges Mickey, Donald, and Goofy to a football game.</desc>
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    <title>Locked in Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While visiting the N Seoul Tower in Seoul, South Korea, Mickey and Minnie accidentally get locked together in a lock meaning to symbolize their love.</desc>
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    <title>Bee Inspired - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Shipped Out - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Three-Legged Race - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Pete team up to win a three-legged race. The only problem? Everybody else is cheating!</desc>
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    <title>Nature's Wonderland - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey takes Minnie out on a vacation to visit Nature's Wonderland and the Rainbow Caverns within utilizing an old map, only to find "a big thundering mountain" now stands in its place.</desc>
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    <title>The Birthday Song - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Minnie prepares an original song for Mickey's birthday, but things became complicated when the notes run off the page, literally.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A series of nighttime disturbances keep Mickey awake and prevent him from having the perfect dream.</desc>
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    <title>Feed the Birds - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Bird-enthusiast Mickey tries to feed a young bluebird who is repeatedly bullied by a flock of greedy pigeons.</desc>
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    <title>Carnaval - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After Minnie's feathery Carnaval costume catches flight, Mickey must race through Brazil to rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>Year of the Dog - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey’s Lunar New Year feast is placed in jeopardy after a mysterious creature steals the main course.</desc>
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    <title>The Fancy Gentleman - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After watching a romantic movie, Minnie decides to hire an instructor to teach Mickey how to be a fancy gentleman, but the results are not all that she hoped for.</desc>
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    <title>New Shoes - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy experience life from each other's perspective after accidentally switching bodies.</desc>
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    <title>Springtime - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The arrival of spring is placed in jeopardy when winter refuses to relinquish its grasp of the season.</desc>
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    <title>Dumb Luck - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey breaks a mirror which begins a terrible streak of bad luck and leads to his frantic search for a good luck charm.</desc>
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    <title>Flushed! - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Thinking his sleeping pet goldfish has died, Mickey flushes it down the toilet which leads to a dangerous rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Roll ’em - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie race to capture a runaway film reel as it wreaks havoc around a big Hollywood movie studio.</desc>
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    <title>Amore Motore - S05E01</title>
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    <title>A Pete Scorned - S05E02</title>
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    <title>House Painters - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald, and Goofy attempt to give Minne’s new house an adorable makeover.</desc>
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    <title>Surprise! - S05E04</title>
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    <title>Hats Enough - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Safari, So Good - S05E06</title>
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    <title>For Whom the Booth Tolls - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Outta Time - S05E08</title>
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    <title>My Little Garden - S05E09</title>
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    <title>You, Me, and Fifi - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Outback at Ya! - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Our Homespun Melody - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Over the Moon - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Easy Street - S05E14</title>
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    <title>Two Can't Play - S05E15</title>
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    <title>Our Floating Dreams - S05E16</title>
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    <title>Gone to Pieces - S05E17</title>
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    <title>Carried Away - S05E18</title>
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    <title>Croissant de Triomphe - S01E01</title>
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    <title>No Service - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Yodelberg - S01E03</title>
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    <title>New York Weenie - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Tokyo Go - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Stayin' Cool - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Concert - S03E16</title>
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    <title>The Sit Down - S03E17</title>
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    <title>Leap Year - S03E18</title>
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    <title>The Paper Route - S03E19</title>
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    <title>Get Your Business Done - S03E20</title>
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    <title>The Guidance Counselor - S03E21</title>
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    <title>The Clover - S03E22</title>
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    <title>The Telling - S03E23</title>
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    <title>The Wedding - S03E24</title>
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    <title>Last Whiff of Summer (1) / Last Whiff of Summer (2) - S04E01</title>
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    <title>The Second Act - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After being fired from the car dealership and vowing not to take any job that comes her way, Frankie goes to tech school to get a real career; Axl begins his senior year of high school; sophomore Sue mentors a freshman.</desc>
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    <title>Bunny Therapy - S04E04</title>
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    <title>The Hose - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A neighbor accuses Frankie of stealing her hose; Sue cancels a road trip to Cincinnati after seeing Mike's paycheck; Brick learns about the birds and the bees.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween III: The Driving - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sue accidentally runs over Axl's foot while practicing driving; Axl looks forward to voting; Brick binges on Halloween candy.</desc>
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    <title>The Safe - S04E07</title>
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    <title>The Good Wife - S06E06</title>
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    <title>Weekend With Birdie - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Curse of the Bambino - S06E12</title>
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    <title>I See Love - S06E13</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>After the Lovin' - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Mike's New Boots - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Molly Gets a Hat - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Carl Gets a Girl - S01E11</title>
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    <title>First Christmas - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Meditation Sucks - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Old Man Beavis - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Hunting Trip - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Tobacco Farmers - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Sad Boys - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis. - S02E12</title>
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    <title>The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Vasectomies - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Needle Dicks - S02E20</title>
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    <title>The Ciabatta Zone - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Braces - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Scent of a Dumbass - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Nuts - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Life Savers - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Tattoo - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Ear - S03E15</title>
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    <title>For the Troops - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mike is asked to entertain troops in Afghanistan.</desc>
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    <title>She's a Bayniac - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Last Night on Charlie Rose - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Old Man of the Mountain - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Jason B. Sucks - S02E06</title>
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    <title>A Plaintive Wail - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A new restaurant is cursed.</desc>
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    <title>Tent Revival - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mike's house gets termites.</desc>
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    <title>Greece is the Word - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Ogopogo! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pigeon confronts his past at the house by the lake.</desc>
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    <title>Life Is but a Dream - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The team set out to assist a woman in a coma and end up as ghosts themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Unsolved Situations - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Losin' It - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Yves Klein Blues - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Mike wants a new tracksuit for the summer.</desc>
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    <title>Unholy Matrimony - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mike helps a wealthy family who don't trust the man their youngest daughter is going to marry.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery For Hire - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The team is hired by a savings and loans company.</desc>
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    <title>The Bard's Curse - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Macbeth's curses surfaces and appears to hit a theater director.</desc>
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    <title>Save Me! - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Yung joins a Christian Youth Group.</desc>
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    <title>The Farmer's Daughter - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the half-hour season finale, the Mystery Mobile breaks down in farm country.</desc>
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    <title>Help a Brother Out - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When you have nowhere to go, maybe still don't go to Deezy's.</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike remembers all the way back to 2001, to the team's very first mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Love Letters - S03E03</title>
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    <title>All About That Bass - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Professional Bass Fishing Tournaments are a real thing.</desc>
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    <title>Foxcroft Academy for Boys - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A boy has gone missing from a prestigious New England prep school.</desc>
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    <title>A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Tyson celebrates the mining industry.</desc>
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    <title>Broken Wings - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Take these broken wings, Pigeon and learn to fly.</desc>
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    <title>Ring of Fire - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A husband fears his wife's reaction to the loss of his wedding ring.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery on Wall Street - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Is something evil manipulating the stock market (other than all the big investment firms and all of the banks)?</desc>
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    <title>A Dog's Life - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Has a woman's late husband been reincarnated as her sweet little dog?</desc>
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    <title>Spring Break - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Yung goes to Miami on Spring Break. The team sort of tags along by answering a "nearby" request for help.</desc>
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    <title>At the Car Wash - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The team gets the Mystery Mobile a regular car wash for $9.99.</desc>
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    <title>Thy Neighbor's Life - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team are invited to a neighbor's house for dinner.</desc>
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    <title>My Favorite Mystery - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The team reminisce about their favorite mysteries.</desc>
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    <title>Tyson of Arabia - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The team go to Dubai, at the behest of an old Saudi Prince.</desc>
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    <title>Carol - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team are contacted by a woman named Carol who seems to have a secret admirer. She believes the secret admirer is a hoax though. The team investigates to find out if there's any truth to this secret admirer or if it's just a cruel joke.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Tysonland - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Mike Tyson visits some land he owns in New Mexico.</desc>
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    <title>The Gift - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The team helps a man find an anniversary gift for his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Real Bitches of Newport Beach - S03E19</title>
    <desc>A show about authentic wives who live in a wealthy community</desc>
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    <title>Bye, Felicia - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Old rivalries surface when Josh Flagg's teen client eyes Josh Altman's big-bucks listing, leading to a showdown at the negotiating table. Also, James over-promises to a potential buyer, and James and David's biggest listing begins to slip away.</desc>
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    <title>Fuchsia My Life! - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Josh Altman lists a stunning home that comes complete with a $2 million closet, yet his client refuses every offer. In addition, Josh Flagg works for an Internet mogul, and David copes with a difficult family issue.</desc>
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    <title>Back on Market - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Madison has an easy beachfront sale, but it's threatened when his client works with another agent. Also: Josh Flagg scores a historical party pad; Josh Altman struggles to juggle two Santa Monica listings; and Josh Flagg steps into a new relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Montcalm and Carry On - S09E05</title>
    <desc>A triple commission could result for Josh Altman in a deal, but he's caught between his fiancé and his client. Also: Josh Flagg tries to find a buyer for a historic hilltop listing, and the Brits' partnership wilts while taking on a contemporary listing.</desc>
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    <title>White Wedding Day - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Josh Altman and Heather prepare for their nuptials in Aspen, Colo., but the big day is jeopardized when they face off in a tense negotiation. Also, a strategy backfires for Josh Flagg, and the Brits can potentially shatter a sales record in Culver City, Cal.</desc>
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    <title>Zeppo Marx the Spot - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Zeppo Marx's iconic abode is listed by Josh Flagg, who battles developers trying to raze the structure. Also, newlyweds Josh and Heather return from their wedding and race to find a dream home, and the Brits help a developer who once rejected them.</desc>
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    <title>Nightmare on Altman Street - S09E08</title>
    <desc>The Brits host a big party in a final effort to sell a St. Ives listing, only to discover agents are out to exploit their client. Also, filmmaker Wes Craven's canyon hideaway is listed, and Josh Flagg tries to seal the deal for a Beverly Drive listing.</desc>
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    <title>Turn &amp; Burn - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Josh Altman clashes with his own client over a big-bucks price for a spicy bachelor pad on Sunset Strip. Also: Josh Flagg shocks family and friends with a big decision; Madison helps a client downsize homes; and unfortunate events follow David and James.</desc>
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    <title>Surf vs Turf - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Madison and the Brits tangle over a modern Malibu compound. Meanwhile, Josh Flagg lists a historical Beverly Hills home in need of restoration, and Josh Altman risks damaging his relationship with a top client when listing offers don't meet expectations.</desc>
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    <title>Co-List From Hell - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Josh Flagg heads to Paris with Bobby in a plan to propose to him. In addition, Josh Altman deals with an unpredictable homeowner when taking on a Hollywood Hills listing, plus Madison and the Brits continue to clash over an alluring Malibu co-list.</desc>
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    <title>Whatever Happened to Her Indoors? - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Arthur’s bank won't extend his already large overdraft, the telephone and electricity in the lock-up have been cut off and the local council won't let him erect a flagpole on his car lot. Then Mrs Daly disappears without a word. Whilst Arthur is taken to court by the council, Morley and Park investigate his wife's disappearance. Arthur, defending himself in court, successfully has the case dismissed. But Morley has convinced himself that Arthur has killed his wife and buried her under a concrete slab on the car lot. Mrs Daley finally reappears; she'd decided, without telling anyone, to go to a health farm.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cons Make a Mountain - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Three men who have been conned by Arthur decide to pool their resources to get back at him. He’s drawn into a card game for big money, and is landed with a Trabant,which is worth very little. Then he bids at an auction, thinking that he's buying furniture but finds himself buying a greyhound  that proves to be a non-runner. Then Ray sells a car, taking a piano in part-exchange, thinking it's a rare and valuable item, but it proves to be worth only a hundred pounds. Arthur begins to realise who is behind the con and sets out to turn the tables on them. The greyhound proves its worth at a stud farm, the car is sold back to the man who sold it to Arthur - at ten thousand pounds. And Arthur presents the piano to the Winchester.</desc>
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    <title>Guess Who’s Coming to Pinner - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Arthur is invited to the funeral of big-time gangster Charlie Johnson and the wake afterwards. The funeral is being carefully observed by police and the palatial Johnson home in Pinner is bugged. Police identify Tommy Hambury, a major crook returned after many years abroad and conclude that something major is being planned. Ray starts romancing Joanna, a friend of the family, who is later revealed to be an undercover police officer.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Temptation of Daley - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Arthur’s doctor wants him to give up alcohol and tobacco  if he wants to avoid an stomach ulcer, but this causes Arthur even more stress and he begins to believe that everyone's after him. The feeling is reinforced when building contractor Benny McLeish threatens him over a paint deal that goes sour. Arthur becomes so paranoid that he demands police protection.</desc>
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    <title>A Bird in the Hand Is Worth Two in Shepherd’s Bush - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Bookmaker  Stan Sorrell and Billy from Bradford have a £10,000 bet on a pigeon race from London to Bradford. Billy asks Arthur to lend him Ray for this job, so Ray goes to Bradford with Billy. Whilst there, he falls heavily for Sorrell's daughter Donna. Back in London, Ray starts thinking about moving to Bradford to be with Donna. Arthur sets up Donna in a nightclub  with 'Nostalgic' to break up the budding romance.</desc>
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    <title>Him Indoors - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Arthur sets himself up as a 'security consultant', selling security alarms to business premises. He recruits Ron the Burglar, a reformed burglar, for his hard-won expertise, but when Ron installs a system on Arthur's lock-up, it immediately malfunctions. Arthur is unable to leave the premises and he's forced to stay there all night. A series of break-ins at premises that have installed Arthur's equipment soon arouse the suspicions of the police and Morley and Park investigate.</desc>
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    <title>The Greatest Show in Willesden - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Arthur and Monty Hinchcliffe book a former music hall act for the “British Volunteer” - retired ventriloquist 'Professor Pickford and Mystic Micky'. The act goes down well with the punters - but Tommy Pickford suffers from heart trouble and can't continue the act every night. Then some karaoke gear that Arthur's rented from Mrs Gabadini is stolen from his van. He sees dire consequences from admitting it's loss to Mrs Gabadini and her sons, but then Ray strikes lucky. He does a deal with dodgy wheeler-dealer club owner Barry to sell the karaoke machine, which he stole, to the Gabadinis.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Crooks - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Gangland boss Billy Meadows comes to London from Birmingham  for a meet with his estranged brother Vinnie to locate Henri, a French chef who has got his daughter pregnant. Henri is working for 'Daley Catering' who are about to cater for a police retirement party. He is kidnapped and returned to Birmingham for a shot-gun wedding, but all’s not well with Arthur. A police Superintendent at the party is admitted to hospital with possible food poisoning.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Amid sweeping changes at the BSU, Holden deals with severe repercussions from his close encounter with Ed Kemper.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>To glean insight into the elusive BTK killer, Bill and Holden interview the Son of Sam, who makes a startling admission.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bill gets drawn into a horrifying crime that hits close to home. Holden receives an intriguing offer while in Atlanta to interview a pair of killers.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Holden develops a controversial profile in the Atlanta slayings. Wendy conducts her first interview and finds being on the front lines suits her well.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Hitting a dead end, Holden suggests a bold plan to draw the killer out. Bill's family faces more scrutiny. Wendy chafes as her job begins to shift.</desc>
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    <title>Reflekta - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Excluded from a class photo, dejected Juleka akumatizes into the villain Reflekta, who turns everyone, including Cat Noir, into copies of herself.</desc>
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    <title>Kung Food - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When his dish at a competition is sabotaged, Marinette's great-uncle chef Wang Cheng becomes Kung Food, who recruits henchmen with his cooking.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppeteer - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Marinette babysits little Manon, who becomes akumatized into the Puppeteer while playing with dolls of Ladybug, Cat Noir and some infamous villains.</desc>
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    <title>Gamer - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Marinette beats Adrien's video game tournament partner, Max, so she can replace him and spend time with her crush, but Max akumatizes into a villain.</desc>
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    <title>Pixelator - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Rejected by a rock star, an angry fan becomes Pixelator, who traps Parisians in his camera's memory until Cat Noir and Ladybug halt his photo spree.</desc>
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    <title>Guitar Villain - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Rock star Jagged Stone is akumatized into a supervillain who tries to transform all Parisians into fans and undermine his musical rival, Mr. XY.</desc>
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    <title>Simon Says - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A hypnotist akumatizes into Simon Says, a villain who can make anyone obey him with his deck of cards, and seeks revenge on Adrien's father.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Fragrance - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Marinette can't transform into Ladybug when classmate Rose is akumatized into a villain whose perfume lets her control Cat Noir and a visiting prince.</desc>
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    <title>Volpina - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Humiliated in front of Adrien by Marinette, Lila -- a rival who pretends to be Ladybug's friend -- akumatizes into Volpina, a villain of illusions.</desc>
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    <title>The Collector - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After Marinette learns more about the Miraculous book she took from Adrien, she begins to suspect his father of being Hawkmoth. Meanwhile, Gabriel, furious over Adrien losing the book, gets akumatized into The Collector.</desc>
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    <title>Despair Bear - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Trying to learn how to be nice, Chloé throws a party but loses her temper and fires her butler, who becomes akumatized into the vengeful Despair Bear.</desc>
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    <title>Prime Queen - S02E03</title>
    <desc>During an exclusive interview, a reporter trying to trap Ladybug and Cat Noir into confessing feelings for each other is akumatized by Hawk Moth.</desc>
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    <title>Befana - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Marinette elects to hang out with her friends on her birthday instead of her grandmother, grandma is akumatized into a candy-gun-wielding baddie.</desc>
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    <title>Riposte - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious masked fencer gets akumatized into Riposte. Armed with her saber, she wants to get revenge on Adrien, who unintentionally humiliated her. To protect him, Ladybug will have to cross swords with the villain!</desc>
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    <title>Robostus - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hawk Moth akumatizes Max's best friend and pet robot, Markov, into Robostus, a raging techno-threat with the power to bring inanimate objects to life.</desc>
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    <title>Gigantitan - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Marinette's plans to ask Adrien out on a romantic walk are foiled when Hawk Moth akumatizes a frustrated child into a giant, lollipop-seeking baby.</desc>
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    <title>The Dark Owl - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After school principal Damocles is akumatized into Dark Owl, he traps Ladybug and Cat Noir in a warehouse and tries to uncover their true identities.</desc>
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    <title>Glaciator - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Legendary Parisian ice-cream maker André gets akumatized by Hawk Moth. Now Glaciator, he turns people into ice cream... which starts to melt! Ladybug and Cat Noir cannot get cold feet if they want to stop him!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064152 +0000" stop="20261008070341 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sapotis - S02E10</title>
    <desc>During a sleepover with Marinette, Alya punishes her twin sisters, Etta and Ella, who get akumatized into monsters that multiply when they eat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008070341 +0000" stop="20261008072544 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gorizilla - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Marinette must rescue Adrien from a group of overzealous fans and from his own bodyguard, who has been akumatized into the hulking Gorizilla.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072544 +0000" stop="20261008074816 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Hardrock - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Hawk Moth akumatizes Juleka's mother into Captain Hardrock, a pirate whose indestructible ship blasts loud music to destroy a music festival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001414 +0000" stop="20261008004303 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How People Harvest Peanuts - S04E36</title>
    <desc>John Reardon comes to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe dressed as an organ grinder.  But will anyone recognize him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004303 +0000" stop="20261008011159 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wigs and Mustaches - S04E37</title>
    <desc>Rogers tries on various moustaches.  Betty Aberlin visits to put on wigs.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, King Friday XIII commissions a new opera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011159 +0000" stop="20261008014020 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Preparing for an Opera - S04E38</title>
    <desc>John Reardon gives opera roles to Daniel and his toy, Ino A. Horse.  Chef Brockett displays the monkey costume he will wear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014020 +0000" stop="20261008020907 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opera Day! "A Monkey's Uncle" - S04E39</title>
    <desc>Today the Neighborhood of Make-Believe holds its opera.  King Friday XIII plays his bass for this opera, in which a zookeeper must console a down-on-his-luck organ grinder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020907 +0000" stop="20261008023746 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exercising Your Feelings - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Rogers shows photos from yesterday's opera.  At Brockett's Bakery, Rogers discusses Chef Brockett's opera role.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Henrietta Pussycat mopes since she didn't have a part in the opera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023746 +0000" stop="20261008030647 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>"Jabberwocky" Playing with Sounds - S04E41</title>
    <desc>Rogers and Bob Trow repair child seats and a rocking chair.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Cornflake S. Pecially and Robert Troll build an infant seat for Prince Tuesday.  Lady Elaine discovers how good a father King Friday is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030647 +0000" stop="20261008033551 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reactions to Meeting New People - S04E42</title>
    <desc>Susan Linn helps Rogers discussing how puppets can be used to express feelings.  Her Audrey Duck character appears in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, scaring Baby Ana Platypus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033551 +0000" stop="20261008040449 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frustration, Games &amp; Twin Basketball Players - S04E43</title>
    <desc>Twins Barry and Garry Nelson visit the television house.  Rogers helps Betty Aberlin play a marble game.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, the Nelsons help Daniel play with a ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040449 +0000" stop="20261008043305 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feeling Frightened - S04E44</title>
    <desc>Rogers talks about how things look different at night.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Bob Dog and Daniel share their fears with Miss Paulifficate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043305 +0000" stop="20261008050207 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kettledrums, Playing Out Scary Feelings - S04E45</title>
    <desc>Richard Kvistad plays a kettle drum at Negri's Music Shop.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Lady Elaine and Bob Dog scare King Friday XIII.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050207 +0000" stop="20261008053047 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy: Grandpere's Granddaughter is Coming to Visit - S04E46</title>
    <desc>Grandpere receives a picture from his granddaughter Collette.  This hurts Henrietta Pussycat, who feels she is not as fancy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053047 +0000" stop="20261008055947 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy: Henrietta Gets Angry - S04E47</title>
    <desc>Susan Linn returns to Rogers, bringing her puppets Audrey Duck and Cat-a-Lion.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Handyman Negri helps ease Henrietta Pussycat's tangled emotions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055947 +0000" stop="20261008062845 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy: Keys, Locks and Privacy - S04E48</title>
    <desc>King Friday gives Collette a key to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.  Henrietta Pussycat is afraid that key will open the door to her house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062845 +0000" stop="20261008065746 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy: Wishes Don't Make Things Come True - S04E49</title>
    <desc>Rogers shows cake-decorating tools and sees a man decorate a cake at Brockett's Bakery.  Chef Brockett takes a cake to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe for Collette.  Once again, Henrietta Pussycat is in the center of what happens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065746 +0000" stop="20261008072648 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealousy: Everyone Has a Special Place in This World - S04E50</title>
    <desc>Rogers explains that it isn't always possible to understand what goes on in the world.  He and his son make hats out of newspapers.  Grandpere introduces Collette to everyone in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072648 +0000" stop="20261008075508 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Traffic Lights and Safety Rules - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Francois Clemmons is going to teach a driver's education course. To help him, Clemmons borrows the traffic signal from Rogers' television house. In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Daniel is instructed to wait for Mr. McFeely to deliver groceries intended for the Castle. King Friday asks Daniel to fetch his robes, which causes a quandary for Mr. McFeely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000157 +0000" stop="20261008000800 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster of the Deep - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw finds himself in a haunted sunken ship and being terrorized by its ghostly occupant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008000800 +0000" stop="20261008001403 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Resort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish terrify a local beach, scaring all the tourists off. Now they have everything to themselves and take up tennis. The clerk at the Freebairn Hotel calls Fearless Freddy: Shark Hunter! Freddy is no match for Misterjaw until he blows up a decoy. When the decoy explodes, Misterjaw asks Catfish, "Why didn't you tell me she was that kind of woman?"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008001403 +0000" stop="20261008002005 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aladdin's Lump - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Two fishermen find Aladdin's Lamp. Misterjaw comes along and scares the fishermen away, keeping the lamp. He proceeds to get exactly what he wishes for. He then scares the lamp's genie away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002005 +0000" stop="20261008002607 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Halibut - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to get Harry Halibut by pretending to be Granny Halibut. Appearances by the "real" Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf, add a whimsical touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008002607 +0000" stop="20261008003209 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Codfather - S01E09</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish find a treasure map. The map leads them to a sunken boat full of cans of tuna fish, but a huge fish, the Codfather, is guarding it. The fish claims all the treasures in the area... as long as it's in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean! MisterJaw and Catfish keep trying to get rid of the Codfather so that they can eat the tuna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003209 +0000" stop="20261008003812 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shape of Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw enrolls in a gym to lose some weight. Trouble begins when some neighborhood cats (complete with British accents) set their eyes on having Catfish for lunch!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008003812 +0000" stop="20261008004414 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Saucer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Two goofy aliens land on Earth and bump into Misterjaw and Catfish. The extraterrestrials believe these two nutty sea creatures are earthlings!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004414 +0000" stop="20261008005017 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey Jone's Locker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is after the little yellow fish again, but is captured by a Swordfish poolshark, so they play a game of pool for the little fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005017 +0000" stop="20261008005619 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught in the Act - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw has his eye on a little fish that is to be his supper. The little fellow runs to Madame Neptune, and she lets him stay in her fish bowl. Misterjaw dons a variety of disguises to snatch his halibut prey from Madame Neptune. He pretends to be a phone repairman to sneak the fish out. Granny gives him the broom. Next, a policeman. Again, the broom... A final surprise provides the perfect finish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008005619 +0000" stop="20261008010221 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Sharkman, Merry Sharkman - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have another episode with Fearless Freddy. Freddy tries so many things to catch Misterjaw, but Misterjaw always out-smarts him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010221 +0000" stop="20261008010824 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea Chase - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Up to his old tricks of scaring someone, MisterJaw picks upon a fisherman's decoy duck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008010824 +0000" stop="20261008011426 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aloha, Hah Hah! - S01E16</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw goes on a Hawaiian excursion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008011426 +0000" stop="20261008012027 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand-in Room Only - S01E17</title>
    <desc>There's an ad in Variety from a studio that needs a stand-in for a shark in a new movie. MisterJaw applies for the job. He is not believable as a shark. However, he gets violent and gets the job. He finds that the stand-in does dangerous stunts. When MisterJaw rescues a tied-up girl from dynamite, the dynamite explodes. Next, he is supposed to scare a little old lady. Instead, she pounds him. He greets natives after swimming to an island, but they try to cook him. Determined, he holds out until the script calls for him to dive from a 500-foot tower into a bucket of water. The shark decides to retire from movie work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012027 +0000" stop="20261008012629 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Shake Hands with a Piranha - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish encounter a Piranha</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012629 +0000" stop="20261008013231 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transistorized Shark - S01E19</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is showing off and scares a fisherman, accidentally swallowing the fisherman's transistor radio. Now with a stomachache, he tries to find a radio repairman. Everywhere that MisterJaw goes, the radio plays a commercial. First, he offends a lady eating ice cream. Then, he "says" just the right thing during a bank holdup. He goes to Pogo Pogo Island to allow the batteries to run down. Tourists win a contest and flood the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013231 +0000" stop="20261008013833 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fishy Time Machine - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw does a little time-traveling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013833 +0000" stop="20261008014435 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The $6.95 Bionic Shark - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Two Russians throw a mechanical shark overboard into the sea. Meanwhile, Misterjaw has found a new home: a resident's expensive swimming pool. When the owner comes to swim with his rubber horse, Misterjaw leaps out of the water and scares the owner and the rubber horse half to death. All seems calm until the owner rents the female, mechanical robot fish to clear up the matter. A swordfish attacks the robot and bends his sword. When the robot attacks a sea dragon, he finds himself outclassed. Now, Misterjaw attempts to "train" the shark to catch and eat tuna with humorous and disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008014435 +0000" stop="20261008015037 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moulin Rogues - S01E22</title>
    <desc>While chasing Harry Halibut, Misterjaw ends up in France.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015037 +0000" stop="20261008015639 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday in Venice - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish are enjoying a vacation in Venice until they run into two cats with their hunger pangs set on Catfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008015639 +0000" stop="20261008020241 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark and the Beanstalk - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have an encounter with the mythical giant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020241 +0000" stop="20261008020843 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aquanuts - S01E25</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish are captured by the Dix Sealand aquarium for public display!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008020843 +0000" stop="20261008021444 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cannery Caper - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish are trying to stop a local fishing company from catching all "their" fish, so they take over the cannery. Misterjaw tries his hand as the enterprise's president, with surprising (and amusing) results as he gets greedy. Eventually, the police show up and Misterjaw and Catfish are forced to run for it. Misterjaw runs into the cannery room and winds up as canned fish. Of course, Catfish saves him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008021444 +0000" stop="20261008022047 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Anonymous - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to go on a diet, and orders food from a man on television. Catfish gets to the box before he does and eats it all. Misterjaw almost eats Catfish because of the diet, and gets fatter because catfish gave him food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022047 +0000" stop="20261008022648 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maguiness Book of Records - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to break a bunch of Jack Sharky's records in the Maguiness Book of records.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008022648 +0000" stop="20261008023251 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama - S01E29</title>
    <desc>A large egg being transfered to the Brooklyn Musem is snagged by MisterJaw, and when it hatches, he becomes Mama to the baby Sea Monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023251 +0000" stop="20261008023853 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Sea Rodeo - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is introduced to the fastest Seahorse in the west, Seaweed, so he gets a rodeo lesson from Catfish on how to capture him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008023853 +0000" stop="20261008024455 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Shark - S01E31</title>
    <desc>A little purple octopuss keeps playing pranks on MisterJaw and Catfish, so they chase him all the way up to the Northpole, where ice plays havoc with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024455 +0000" stop="20261008025056 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Come, Easy Go - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to become part of posh Beverly Hills society by passing himself off as an adoptable pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025056 +0000" stop="20261008025659 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Man's Halibut - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw fights with an island castaway over who gets to eat Harry Halibut! Harry is not amused.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008025659 +0000" stop="20261008030302 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweat Hog Shark - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A biker is resting on an island. MisterJaw shocks him into leaving his bike. MisterJaw and Catfish fall into a gang of bikers, and they find riding to be the greatest challenge of all. MisterJaw jumps the Grand Canyon with the bike, and all the bikers praise him. He doesn't understand bikers' lingo, and he takes their praise as insults. This cartoon features lots of humorous motorcycle slang, and even a reference to Evil Knievel and his Grand Canyon jump.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030302 +0000" stop="20261008030905 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Fool - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is having trouble catching fish for dinner. When he sees a pelican fly over and dive down, scooping up his dinner, he thinks that flying is the way to catch a meal, so he tries taking to the air, too! He decides to build himself a set of wings so that he can do this. He also finds that flying is more difficult than he thought! A clever ending adds the perfect touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008030905 +0000" stop="20261008031508 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Halibut - S01E02</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw dives on some fish for dinner, but he ends up swallowing a big rock. He tries to catch two pelicans, but they escape. His pal Catfish suggests that he go after a halibut. After all, they are easy targets... but not for MisterJaw, who gets a hankering to eat Harry Halibut. With Catfish's help, MisterJaw comes up with some very imaginative ways to capture his prey!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008031508 +0000" stop="20261008032109 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Spree - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pally finds a deal in the newspaper where they can get a deal on fish without hunting for their meals. MisterJaw and Catfish raid a nearby fish market and end up on the lam from the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032109 +0000" stop="20261008032712 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showbiz Shark - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The boys see a sign on shore: talent is needed for an amusement park water show. Misterjaw feels that he has it, and he applies for the job. He plays the piano for the agent. Misterjaw plays jazz, but the agent doesn't like jazz. Another shark plays classical, which the agent likes better. The other shark dives from a 20-foot pole into a barrel of water. Misterjaw dives from 500 feet into a glass of water. The other shark gets the job. No more show biz for Misterjaw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008032712 +0000" stop="20261008033314 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster of the Deep - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw finds himself in a haunted sunken ship and being terrorized by its ghostly occupant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033314 +0000" stop="20261008033918 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Resort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish terrify a local beach, scaring all the tourists off. Now they have everything to themselves and take up tennis. The clerk at the Freebairn Hotel calls Fearless Freddy: Shark Hunter! Freddy is no match for Misterjaw until he blows up a decoy. When the decoy explodes, Misterjaw asks Catfish, "Why didn't you tell me she was that kind of woman?"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008033918 +0000" stop="20261008034519 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aladdin's Lump - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Two fishermen find Aladdin's Lamp. Misterjaw comes along and scares the fishermen away, keeping the lamp. He proceeds to get exactly what he wishes for. He then scares the lamp's genie away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008034519 +0000" stop="20261008035122 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Halibut - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to get Harry Halibut by pretending to be Granny Halibut. Appearances by the "real" Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf, add a whimsical touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035122 +0000" stop="20261008035724 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Codfather - S01E09</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish find a treasure map. The map leads them to a sunken boat full of cans of tuna fish, but a huge fish, the Codfather, is guarding it. The fish claims all the treasures in the area... as long as it's in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean! MisterJaw and Catfish keep trying to get rid of the Codfather so that they can eat the tuna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008035724 +0000" stop="20261008040326 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shape of Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw enrolls in a gym to lose some weight. Trouble begins when some neighborhood cats (complete with British accents) set their eyes on having Catfish for lunch!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040326 +0000" stop="20261008040929 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Saucer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Two goofy aliens land on Earth and bump into Misterjaw and Catfish. The extraterrestrials believe these two nutty sea creatures are earthlings!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008040929 +0000" stop="20261008041531 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey Jone's Locker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is after the little yellow fish again, but is captured by a Swordfish poolshark, so they play a game of pool for the little fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008041531 +0000" stop="20261008042134 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught in the Act - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw has his eye on a little fish that is to be his supper. The little fellow runs to Madame Neptune, and she lets him stay in her fish bowl. Misterjaw dons a variety of disguises to snatch his halibut prey from Madame Neptune. He pretends to be a phone repairman to sneak the fish out. Granny gives him the broom. Next, a policeman. Again, the broom... A final surprise provides the perfect finish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042134 +0000" stop="20261008042736 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Sharkman, Merry Sharkman - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have another episode with Fearless Freddy. Freddy tries so many things to catch Misterjaw, but Misterjaw always out-smarts him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008042736 +0000" stop="20261008043338 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea Chase - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Up to his old tricks of scaring someone, MisterJaw picks upon a fisherman's decoy duck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008043338 +0000" stop="20261008043941 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aloha, Hah Hah! - S01E16</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw goes on a Hawaiian excursion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008043941 +0000" stop="20261008044541 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand-in Room Only - S01E17</title>
    <desc>There's an ad in Variety from a studio that needs a stand-in for a shark in a new movie. MisterJaw applies for the job. He is not believable as a shark. However, he gets violent and gets the job. He finds that the stand-in does dangerous stunts. When MisterJaw rescues a tied-up girl from dynamite, the dynamite explodes. Next, he is supposed to scare a little old lady. Instead, she pounds him. He greets natives after swimming to an island, but they try to cook him. Determined, he holds out until the script calls for him to dive from a 500-foot tower into a bucket of water. The shark decides to retire from movie work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044541 +0000" stop="20261008045144 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Shake Hands with a Piranha - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish encounter a Piranha</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045144 +0000" stop="20261008045745 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transistorized Shark - S01E19</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is showing off and scares a fisherman, accidentally swallowing the fisherman's transistor radio. Now with a stomachache, he tries to find a radio repairman. Everywhere that MisterJaw goes, the radio plays a commercial. First, he offends a lady eating ice cream. Then, he "says" just the right thing during a bank holdup. He goes to Pogo Pogo Island to allow the batteries to run down. Tourists win a contest and flood the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008045745 +0000" stop="20261008050348 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fishy Time Machine - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw does a little time-traveling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008050348 +0000" stop="20261008050950 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The $6.95 Bionic Shark - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Two Russians throw a mechanical shark overboard into the sea. Meanwhile, Misterjaw has found a new home: a resident's expensive swimming pool. When the owner comes to swim with his rubber horse, Misterjaw leaps out of the water and scares the owner and the rubber horse half to death. All seems calm until the owner rents the female, mechanical robot fish to clear up the matter. A swordfish attacks the robot and bends his sword. When the robot attacks a sea dragon, he finds himself outclassed. Now, Misterjaw attempts to "train" the shark to catch and eat tuna with humorous and disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008050950 +0000" stop="20261008051551 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moulin Rogues - S01E22</title>
    <desc>While chasing Harry Halibut, Misterjaw ends up in France.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008051551 +0000" stop="20261008052154 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday in Venice - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish are enjoying a vacation in Venice until they run into two cats with their hunger pangs set on Catfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052154 +0000" stop="20261008052755 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark and the Beanstalk - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have an encounter with the mythical giant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008052755 +0000" stop="20261008053358 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aquanuts - S01E25</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish are captured by the Dix Sealand aquarium for public display!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053358 +0000" stop="20261008053959 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cannery Caper - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish are trying to stop a local fishing company from catching all "their" fish, so they take over the cannery. Misterjaw tries his hand as the enterprise's president, with surprising (and amusing) results as he gets greedy. Eventually, the police show up and Misterjaw and Catfish are forced to run for it. Misterjaw runs into the cannery room and winds up as canned fish. Of course, Catfish saves him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008053959 +0000" stop="20261008054601 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Anonymous - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to go on a diet, and orders food from a man on television. Catfish gets to the box before he does and eats it all. Misterjaw almost eats Catfish because of the diet, and gets fatter because catfish gave him food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008054601 +0000" stop="20261008055203 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maguiness Book of Records - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to break a bunch of Jack Sharky's records in the Maguiness Book of records.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055203 +0000" stop="20261008055805 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama - S01E29</title>
    <desc>A large egg being transfered to the Brooklyn Musem is snagged by MisterJaw, and when it hatches, he becomes Mama to the baby Sea Monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008055805 +0000" stop="20261008060408 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Sea Rodeo - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is introduced to the fastest Seahorse in the west, Seaweed, so he gets a rodeo lesson from Catfish on how to capture him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008060408 +0000" stop="20261008061010 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Shark - S01E31</title>
    <desc>A little purple octopuss keeps playing pranks on MisterJaw and Catfish, so they chase him all the way up to the Northpole, where ice plays havoc with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061010 +0000" stop="20261008061611 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Come, Easy Go - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to become part of posh Beverly Hills society by passing himself off as an adoptable pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008061611 +0000" stop="20261008062213 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Man's Halibut - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw fights with an island castaway over who gets to eat Harry Halibut! Harry is not amused.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008062213 +0000" stop="20261008062817 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweat Hog Shark - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A biker is resting on an island. MisterJaw shocks him into leaving his bike. MisterJaw and Catfish fall into a gang of bikers, and they find riding to be the greatest challenge of all. MisterJaw jumps the Grand Canyon with the bike, and all the bikers praise him. He doesn't understand bikers' lingo, and he takes their praise as insults. This cartoon features lots of humorous motorcycle slang, and even a reference to Evil Knievel and his Grand Canyon jump.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008062817 +0000" stop="20261008063419 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Fool - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is having trouble catching fish for dinner. When he sees a pelican fly over and dive down, scooping up his dinner, he thinks that flying is the way to catch a meal, so he tries taking to the air, too! He decides to build himself a set of wings so that he can do this. He also finds that flying is more difficult than he thought! A clever ending adds the perfect touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008063419 +0000" stop="20261008064023 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Halibut - S01E02</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw dives on some fish for dinner, but he ends up swallowing a big rock. He tries to catch two pelicans, but they escape. His pal Catfish suggests that he go after a halibut. After all, they are easy targets... but not for MisterJaw, who gets a hankering to eat Harry Halibut. With Catfish's help, MisterJaw comes up with some very imaginative ways to capture his prey!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008064023 +0000" stop="20261008064623 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Spree - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pally finds a deal in the newspaper where they can get a deal on fish without hunting for their meals. MisterJaw and Catfish raid a nearby fish market and end up on the lam from the law.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008064623 +0000" stop="20261008065226 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showbiz Shark - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The boys see a sign on shore: talent is needed for an amusement park water show. Misterjaw feels that he has it, and he applies for the job. He plays the piano for the agent. Misterjaw plays jazz, but the agent doesn't like jazz. Another shark plays classical, which the agent likes better. The other shark dives from a 20-foot pole into a barrel of water. Misterjaw dives from 500 feet into a glass of water. The other shark gets the job. No more show biz for Misterjaw.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065226 +0000" stop="20261008065829 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster of the Deep - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw finds himself in a haunted sunken ship and being terrorized by its ghostly occupant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008065829 +0000" stop="20261008070432 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Resort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish terrify a local beach, scaring all the tourists off. Now they have everything to themselves and take up tennis. The clerk at the Freebairn Hotel calls Fearless Freddy: Shark Hunter! Freddy is no match for Misterjaw until he blows up a decoy. When the decoy explodes, Misterjaw asks Catfish, "Why didn't you tell me she was that kind of woman?"</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008070432 +0000" stop="20261008071034 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aladdin's Lump - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Two fishermen find Aladdin's Lamp. Misterjaw comes along and scares the fishermen away, keeping the lamp. He proceeds to get exactly what he wishes for. He then scares the lamp's genie away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071034 +0000" stop="20261008071636 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Halibut - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to get Harry Halibut by pretending to be Granny Halibut. Appearances by the "real" Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf, add a whimsical touch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008071636 +0000" stop="20261008072239 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Codfather - S01E09</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish find a treasure map. The map leads them to a sunken boat full of cans of tuna fish, but a huge fish, the Codfather, is guarding it. The fish claims all the treasures in the area... as long as it's in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean! MisterJaw and Catfish keep trying to get rid of the Codfather so that they can eat the tuna.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008072239 +0000" stop="20261008072841 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shape of Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw enrolls in a gym to lose some weight. Trouble begins when some neighborhood cats (complete with British accents) set their eyes on having Catfish for lunch!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008072841 +0000" stop="20261008073443 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Saucer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Two goofy aliens land on Earth and bump into Misterjaw and Catfish. The extraterrestrials believe these two nutty sea creatures are earthlings!</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008073443 +0000" stop="20261008074046 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey Jone's Locker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is after the little yellow fish again, but is captured by a Swordfish poolshark, so they play a game of pool for the little fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008074046 +0000" stop="20261008074648 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught in the Act - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw has his eye on a little fish that is to be his supper. The little fellow runs to Madame Neptune, and she lets him stay in her fish bowl. Misterjaw dons a variety of disguises to snatch his halibut prey from Madame Neptune. He pretends to be a phone repairman to sneak the fish out. Granny gives him the broom. Next, a policeman. Again, the broom... A final surprise provides the perfect finish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008074648 +0000" stop="20261008075251 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Sharkman, Merry Sharkman - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have another episode with Fearless Freddy. Freddy tries so many things to catch Misterjaw, but Misterjaw always out-smarts him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008075251 +0000" stop="20261008075853 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea Chase - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Up to his old tricks of scaring someone, MisterJaw picks upon a fisherman's decoy duck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008001533 +0000" stop="20261008003705 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Colors - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Paul is shocked to hear from his estranged mother who wants to visit for Rainbow’s 13th birthday and soon learns more about why she abandoned him. Meanwhile, Rainbow sees turning 13 as a huge turning point in her life and wants a big birthday party, but Alicia wants to celebrate all the things Rainbow missed out on over the years while on the commune.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008003705 +0000" stop="20261008005706 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Charming Man - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rainbow is excited to go on her first real date with Bryce for Valentine’s Day, but when her friends weigh in on the rules and expectations, she becomes very nervous. Alicia is wary to let Rainbow start dating and invites Bryce’s parents over for dinner to cross-examine them; and Paul gets into a fight with Bryce’s dad over politics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008005706 +0000" stop="20261008011830 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Works Hard for the Money - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Alicia gets a bonus after winning a big case and wants to buy a nice car, but having been raised on the “fifty-cent principal,” Denise wants her to buy two cars in lesser condition so she can have one. Meanwhile, Paul tries to teach Rainbow, Johan and Santamonica about the value of money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008011830 +0000" stop="20261008013915 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say Hello, Wave Goodbye - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Johnsons welcome an African American family that has just moved into their mostly white neighborhood. Santamonica doesn’t get along with the new neighbor’s daughter, until she gives Santamonica attitude. Meanwhile, Rainbow is excited to celebrate her one-month anniversary with Bryce, but he tells her some devastating news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008013915 +0000" stop="20261008020021 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parents Just Don't Understand - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Rainbow clashes with her parents over her love for rap music. Plus, Harrison steps in to take Denise to a charity benefit and helps her realize she deserves better men in her love life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008020021 +0000" stop="20261008022122 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor! Doctor! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Rainbow’s friend Rebecca gets mono (“the kissing disease”), and after helping her out, she becomes interested in the medical field. Alicia fibs to Paul about getting a flu shot, and when Denise gets sick, their distrust of the medical community comes to light. Meanwhile, Johan and Santamonica go to live with Harrison while Denise is sick and start to enjoy his lavish lifestyle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008022122 +0000" stop="20261008024253 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Boys - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Alicia and Paul try to deflect Johan’s interest in going to cop camp and one day becoming a police officer. Meanwhile, Rainbow gets her first role as a school safety patrol and quickly realizes that with great power comes great responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008024253 +0000" stop="20261008030239 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - S01E21</title>
    <desc>After learning that scientists predict the ozone layer will be depleted in 20 years, Rainbow panics and tries to implement Earth Day at school to influence some change. To her surprise, she is met with resistance, forcing her to takes matters into her own hands to fight for the cause.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008030239 +0000" stop="20261008032410 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Little Step - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The kids meet a homeless man in their neighborhood, and Paul and Alicia try to have an honest conversation with them about the homelessness crisis. Paul and Rainbow try to help by starting a soup kitchen at Rainbow's school. Meanwhile, Denise has a new boyfriend and Alicia doesn't think they're a match.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008032410 +0000" stop="20261008034541 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got It All - S01E23</title>
    <desc>In the season finale of “mixed-ish,” Alicia and Paul are both offered jobs to work on Jesse Jackson’s presidential campaign, but Alicia’s law firm makes her an enticing offer to stay. Rainbow struggles to define her racial identity as “mixed” when she’s given a form to answer “black” or “white”.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Child O’ Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After finding out Johan has been pretending to be a different race, Rainbow gets mad, and Alicia and Paul try to find a way to encourage Johan to be proud of being Black.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008040638 +0000" stop="20261008042741 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brand New Funk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alicia and Denise bicker over who is the stronger Black woman, and Paul and Harrison come up with a new way of showing affection. Meanwhile, Rainbow is put in charge of Johan and Santamonica and she struggles to maintain control over them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008042741 +0000" stop="20261008044912 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On My Own - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Paul surprises the family by inviting one of his students to live with them, and Paul and Alicia compete to be his mentor. Meanwhile, Rainbow has a crush on their new house guest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008044912 +0000" stop="20261008051044 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Livin' on a Prayer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bow takes an interest in going to church with her friends, much to her parents’ dismay. Meanwhile, Santi and Jonah try to prepare for hell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008051044 +0000" stop="20261008053212 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Prerogative - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It’s not all fun and games when Paul wants to crash Denise and Alicia’s neighborhood Spades match, so they teach him about the cultural and racial significance of the game. Meanwhile, Santi, Johan and Bow learn about divorce after watching a movie, so Harrison tries to teach them that divorce can be cool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008053212 +0000" stop="20261008055304 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just the Two of Us - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Alicia and Denise realize they've been boxed into Black women stereotypes at the law firm, and Harrison's attempts to help ends up causing more harm; Paul worries his new job is taking time away from spending time with the kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008055304 +0000" stop="20261008061436 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Give Love a Bad Name - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Paul and Alicia encourage sex-positive conversations with Bow until she invites her crush over to their house and they worry about what’s happening behind closed doors. Meanwhile, Johan and Alvin are looking at advertisements, magazines and even the constellations to see if they can see boobs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008061436 +0000" stop="20261008063550 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's A Bad Mama Jama - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Alicia’s mom, Grandma Shireen, stays with the Johnson’s after her surgery, but taking care of grandma becomes a full-time job. Meanwhile, Denise tests each of the kids to see who is best fit to take care of her when she gets old one day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008063550 +0000" stop="20261008065703 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Material Girl - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alicia treats herself to an expensive purse, but Paul finds out and demands that she return it; Bow bribes Alicia to buy her a fancy backpack so she can impress her friends at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008065703 +0000" stop="20261008071730 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Dropped a Bomb On Me - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rainbow's best friend, Tamika, asks her to plan her 14th birthday party, so Bow goes out of her way to make sure it's the coolest birthday party ever. Meanwhile, Paul and Alicia battle it out for who is the "coolest," and Harrison takes Santi and Johan on a trip to Mexico for some quality time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008071730 +0000" stop="20261008073814 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tainted Love - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After the Johnson family discovers Harrison on a date, Paul decides to give Harrison some dating advice, which turns things upside down. Meanwhile, Alicia feels a little insecure after finding out all of her children go to Aunt Denise for advice instead of coming to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008073814 +0000" stop="20261008075922 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk This Way - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Paul tries to become better friends with Denise so he uses his white privilege to help her out with her errands. Meanwhile, Rainbow, Jonah and Santi are selling chocolate bars for their school fundraiser but they pick up some questionable sales tactics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008004250 +0000" stop="20261008012649 +0000" channel="C1190.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'A' Is for Annie - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Squad investigates when a school teacher, under attack for her views on sex education, becomes the target of violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20261008012649 +0000" stop="20261008021049 +0000" channel="C1190.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Song of Willie - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Squad tries to protect a heartless black movie star whose life has been threatened.</desc>
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  <programme start="20261008021049 +0000" stop="20261008025448 +0000" channel="C1190.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Ring the Bell Once - S03E07</title>
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