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    <title>Ralph Gilles: Automotive Design - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As Fiat Chrysler’s global head of design, Ralph Gilles steers the brand into the future with sleek new sports cars and a self-driving electric van.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062447 +0000" stop="20260719064436 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064436 +0000" stop="20260719070414 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072402 +0000" stop="20260719074348 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>No Surprises - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jim plans a surprise party for Cheryl's birthday, but gets angry and cancels it when Dana spills the beans. To make it up to him, Cheryl plans a party for him... but he's too busy bowling to show up.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Importance of Being Jim - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a digital camera from one of Dana's ex-boyfriends, and it comes with stored pictures of the woman he dumped Dana for. Cheryl thinks it will make Dana feel better if she saw how ugly the new girl is, but Jim simply deletes the pictures because they weren't important enough for him. They start a fight about what's important to each one of them and Cheryl hides his new camera. Jim tries to get back at her, unsuccessfully. When Kyle starts to take his first steps, the camera is nowhere to be found and the moment is lost forever. That's when Cheryl realizes her actions didn't do any good. They make up and agree on paying more attention to what's important to each other.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cars and Chicks - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dana needs to buy a new car and Cheryl offers to go with her, but Jim says chicks are no good buying car by themselves, because they'll get distracted with other less important things like mirrors or cup holders. Offended, Cheryl is determined to prove Jim wrong and actually gets Dana a car for a fair deal, but the car soon breaks down. Jim takes over the situation and goes down the dealership to manly handle the situation. The only thing he wasn't counting on was a very seductive female manager, who convinces Jim to trade in his minivan for a brand new sports car. Cheryl and Dana try to undo the deal, but they have no luck either. Jim and Andy return determined to overcome Gretchen's looks, but Mike Ditka's presence ruins it for them.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Baby Monitor - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants to be friends with the new couple who just moved into the neighborhood. She has to be fast and do it before they talk to anyone else and get scared of them. After lending Janet the baby monitor, Cheryl schedules dinner with the new couple and has a hard time convincing Jim to go. When they get home back from the dinner, Cheryl is thrilled that it all went very well, and they're surprised when the baby monitor picks up Ted and Janet's conversation from their bedroom. The entire family gets addicted to eavesdropping on the couple, and Jim accidentally slips Ted's nickname for his penis. The new couple is outraged, and it takes Jim to make up a story about a homosexual experience he had in college to even the score and not lose their new friends.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071311 +0000" stop="20260719073531 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073531 +0000" stop="20260719075754 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
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    <title>Northeast Division - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Reed needs his TV repaired, and brings in his Boy Scout neighbor with a merit badge in electronics to work on it, but takes the entire TV apart and the squad is skeptical he can put it back together again. He does fix it--with a little help from a TV repairman. Cases involve pursuing a juvenile on a souped-up minibike, only to find he lives with his aunt after being orphaned and has no friends, a woman whom a neighbor thought had killed her husband after overhearing an argument and the woman digging in the backyard, only to find she was burying a dead chicken; a robbery committed by a long haired woman in high heels, whom Reed spots at a bus stop with shorter hair and no heels; a picket line at a store resolved when the lead picketer found out she went on a "computer date" with the store manager and he lied about his occupation; and a report made on a robbery turned out to be made by the actual robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>If the Shoe Fits - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Reed's shoes are being fixed and the replacements have a squeak that drives Malloy crazy. When he later returns to the shop to pick the shoes up, he notices a bank robbery which turns into a hostage situation. Malloy "gives in" by providing a car--with the doors locked and the robbers are apprehended. Other cases include a B&amp;E that was actually a husband destroying his furniture due to his wife leaving him and the country, a van pulled over for no brake lights and a driver with a negative attitude towards police, and Sgt. MacDonald sends the officers to a demolition site where a visually-impaired boy is hiding out. Malloy takes a crane to pluck the boy out of danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070856 +0000" stop="20260719073327 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southwest Division - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Responding to a dispute in a park, an elderly woman tries to stop a painter from selling a painting that she considers indecent. To resolve the issue (due to the seller needing a new permit and being short on money) Malloy buys the painting in question. Other calls include a man trying to retrieve a valuable nickel from a toy dispenser his son put in inadverently (and making the shop owner think he was trying to steal all the money); a potential "peeping tom" who is actually a liberated woman using a telescope to check meters to avoid dogs, a repo man trying to widen a door in a house he is trying to repossess furniture from, and an ex-football star who turned to robbery is captured in the very location he made his name--the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073327 +0000" stop="20260719075800 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Smell... - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Officer Woods return from a day of fishing, and the car smells like fish...which is aggravated when a disoriented woman who caused a lot of damage to a shop is put into 1-Adam-12 and she spills perfume in the back seat; she blames both her accidents in the shop and in the car on her "poltergeist". Numerous trips to the police garage fail to get the smells out. Other incidents include a mute woman informing the officers someone had broken into a church, and investigation shows the pastor got into the church because he forgot his keys and ID, and Woods (backing up Malloy and Reed) has to explain why he's missed church services, a kidnapping call that turns out to be a man picking up a drunk woman to take her home, and a boy whose bike was stolen by a big boy and was recovered when the boy's friends caught and held the big boy until the police arrived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062333 +0000" stop="20260719064914 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064914 +0000" stop="20260719071454 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071454 +0000" stop="20260719074032 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060318 +0000" stop="20260719062147 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062147 +0000" stop="20260719064220 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064220 +0000" stop="20260719070020 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070020 +0000" stop="20260719071925 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071925 +0000" stop="20260719073724 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073724 +0000" stop="20260719075739 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060518 +0000" stop="20260719061640 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apple Wedding - S05E44</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig are celebrating the wedding of the year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061640 +0000" stop="20260719062754 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blade of Grass - S05E45</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake decide it's time for Finn to get a new sword. Finn reluctantly buys a grass sword from a mysterious old man, but the sword turns out to be cursed! And unfortunately for our hero, all sales are final.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062754 +0000" stop="20260719063915 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rattleballs - S05E46</title>
    <desc>Finn practices his sword fighting skills at the candy junkyard, where he meets an old gumball robot named Rattleballs. To Finn's shock, he finds out he's not the master swordsman he thinks he is. What the what?! Finn begs Rattleballs to train him, but he soon discovers his mentor's deep, dark secret... a secret that will ultimately test Finn's loyalty to Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063915 +0000" stop="20260719065029 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Throne - S05E47</title>
    <desc>When Flame King breaks out of his prison and takes over the Flame Kingdom again, Flame Princess turns to the one person she believes she can trust... Finn! But will Finn be able to put his feelings for Flame Princess aside long enough to help her reclaim her throne?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065029 +0000" stop="20260719070216 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Betty - S05E48</title>
    <desc>After a magic spell backfires, the Ice King reverts back to Simon, and seeks help from Finn, Jake, and Marceline in order to get Betty, his former fiancée, back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070216 +0000" stop="20260719071329 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Timing - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air when Lumpy Space Princess reconnects with an old classmate, but will her jealousy get in the way of finding true love?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071329 +0000" stop="20260719072443 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonhope (1) - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Tired of all of Princess Bubblegum's talk about "responsibility," Lemonhope yearns for true freedom. So he sets off on the greatest adventure of his lemony life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072443 +0000" stop="20260719073605 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonhope (2) - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Though Lemonhope finds refuge from the desert with monster hunter Phlannel Boxingday, he might not be able to escape the ghosts of his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073605 +0000" stop="20260719074727 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billy's Bucket List - S05E52</title>
    <desc>Finn finds the hero Billy's bucket list and decides to complete the unfinished items as a final tribute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074727 +0000" stop="20260719075913 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wake Up - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In order to find Finn's father, Finn and Jake must commit a cosmic crime...unless the Lich beats them to it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060529 +0000" stop="20260719062734 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062734 +0000" stop="20260719065125 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065125 +0000" stop="20260719071519 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071519 +0000" stop="20260719073914 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061325 +0000" stop="20260719063613 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063613 +0000" stop="20260719065906 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi find a ancient Gummi training center and Tummi takes a crash course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065906 +0000" stop="20260719072156 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072156 +0000" stop="20260719073354 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073354 +0000" stop="20260719075535 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060420 +0000" stop="20260719061516 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061516 +0000" stop="20260719063822 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063822 +0000" stop="20260719064917 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064917 +0000" stop="20260719070029 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070029 +0000" stop="20260719072347 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
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    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
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    <title>A Matter of Principle - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is distressed by unexpected bills and David always seems to need extra cash. He takes a stand when David asks for $10 while Thornberry has the same situation with his son Will. In the end the two dads undermine each other.</desc>
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    <title>Career Woman - S03E17</title>
    <desc>After hearing a speech at the women's club about exciting careers for women. Harriet starts to think about pursuing a career of her own, something "old-fashioned" Ozzie is dead against.</desc>
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    <title>The Girl Who Came to Dinner - S03E18</title>
    <desc>David invites his girlfriend Susan over to his home for dinner.</desc>
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    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062815 +0000" stop="20260719065139 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
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    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
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    <title>Topsy Turvy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Which way is up? An invention that causes the illusion of being upside-down is stolen for villainous use.</desc>
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    <title>Jimmy the Kid - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who's that guy? Hoodlums kidnap Jimmy and put a tough-talking lookalike in his place at the Daily Planet.</desc>
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    <title>The Girl Who Hired Superman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Villains have Superman right where they want him when he attends a party for a visiting foreign dignitary.</desc>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061807 +0000" stop="20260719070248 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Legacy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Njinga negotiates with a European power to save her own as she moves to establish an independent kingdom and be recognized as queen.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brian (finally) convinces Tony and company to visit his apartment for a story. Meanwhile, Matt receives a distressing call from his son's school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063323 +0000" stop="20260719070020 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode  6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Making an earnest attempt to be happy -- or at least not miserable -- Tony gives some long overdue recognition to those who have stood by him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070020 +0000" stop="20260719072730 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Determined to be kind but still struggling to be happy, Tony attends a Zen meditation course with Matt, whose own marriage is on the rocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072730 +0000" stop="20260719075501 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lenny's girlfriend's son takes a position at the Gazette. Sandy contemplates writing a gossip column. Matt gets iffy advice from his therapist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061824 +0000" stop="20260719070111 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seize Power/Retain Power - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With much of central Japan under his control, Nobunaga must now fight the powerful Buddhist armies that oppose his bid to rule the nation. Follow him through a monumental battle against his most dangerous rivals yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Demon King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nobunaga overcomes some of his biggest challenges in his effort to reunite Japan. See how he combats an army of fierce rebels and a plot launched from deep within his inner circle aimed at ending his reign forever.</desc>
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    <title>A World in Chains - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An insight into the move of tanks to the east in a bid to end WII for once and for all, and the struggle of fighting Japan, as well as the devastating tactics employed.</desc>
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    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063337 +0000" stop="20260719065848 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cocaine Tuesdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While filming "Change of Habit," Elvis becomes inspired by the moon landing and sets out to try and stop a major drug deal — despite CeCe's objections.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065848 +0000" stop="20260719072158 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072158 +0000" stop="20260719074817 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062353 +0000" stop="20260719063929 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063929 +0000" stop="20260719065506 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065506 +0000" stop="20260719071043 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071043 +0000" stop="20260719072619 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072619 +0000" stop="20260719074232 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061024 +0000" stop="20260719065356 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063614 +0000" stop="20260719072531 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Gone a Hunt'n - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dom must stop a suspected traitor from turning an advanced military fighter over to the Russians in exchange for his son who was born in Vietnam. Things get complicated, though, when Hawke realizes that he was also involved with the boy's mother during roughly the same era as the child's birth.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072918 +0000" stop="20260719075301 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061812 +0000" stop="20260719063958 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063958 +0000" stop="20260719070142 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072329 +0000" stop="20260719074512 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061400 +0000" stop="20260719064053 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
    <desc>College acceptance letters are here. But did Alexa and Katie get into the same school? And why are things suddenly so weird between Alexa and Spencer?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064053 +0000" stop="20260719070534 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Dance - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Senior prom is on Saturday, and Katie needs a date. (See also: the courage to tell Alexa something important.) Lori and Joe go overboard at game night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070534 +0000" stop="20260719074235 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Feels Right - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The girls are finally graduating from high school and getting ready to leave home for college. But will they stay together or fo their separate ways?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061928 +0000" stop="20260719064412 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Get a Witness? - S02E14</title>
    <desc>ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064412 +0000" stop="20260719070855 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert - S02E15</title>
    <desc>ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070855 +0000" stop="20260719073305 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me - S02E16</title>
    <desc>ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073305 +0000" stop="20260719075729 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (2) - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060132 +0000" stop="20260719062705 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E29 - The Matched Pearl - S07E29</title>
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  <programme start="20260719062705 +0000" stop="20260719065239 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E31 - Most Likely to Succeed - S07E31</title>
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  <programme start="20260719065239 +0000" stop="20260719071809 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E32 - Victim Four - S07E32</title>
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  <programme start="20260719071809 +0000" stop="20260719074333 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E33 - The Opportunity - S07E33</title>
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  <programme start="20260719061454 +0000" stop="20260719065645 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frame - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must track Kazari Bomani down to get hold of a piece of the Rambaldi puzzle. Meanwhile, Jack reveals his suspicions to Senator Reed about his daughter Lauren's allegiances, and Vaughn decides what to do about his marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Unveiled - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Jack warn a disbelieving Vaughn about their suspicions of Lauren being the CIA mole. Meanwhile, Bomani and Sark take possession of the Rambaldi machine, Sydney and Vaughn must stop a Covenant virus that's crippling medical facilities around the world, Sloane's secret is revealed to Jack, and Bomani begins to lose faith in Lauren's ability to carry out her Covenant missions.</desc>
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    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Belle Toils - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mel hires Belle, a Mississippi belle who rings Mel's chimes as ""one of the best waitresses I've ever had.""  However, Belle is now aiming for lusher pastures as a country-music writer.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>One Too Many Girls - S04E20</title>
    <desc>The new waitress Belle is making big points with her old boss Mel, but she's scoring zero with Alice and Vera.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vera, the Vamp - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Heartbroken over her boy friend's sudden lack of attention, Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess.</desc>
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    <title>Profit Without Honor - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Mel signs a profit-sharing agreement with the girls just before learning he'll get a tidy sum for letting the city condemn his property.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cook's Tour - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Mel is receptive to an infatuated tour guide, as long as she keeps steering tourists into his diner.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Janus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ants, scorpions and fireflies provide clues for biologists to conjecture about life on exoplanet Janus, including highly adaptable pentapods.</desc>
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    <title>Eden - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Twin stars create an oxygen-rich atmosphere on Eden, where a teeming biosphere may parallel seasonal cycles of predation and reproduction o Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Please Hamper, Don't Hurt 'Em - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Washingtons take in a special guest, Joey attempts to teach Daevon a lesson, and Skyler prepares for her academic future.</desc>
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    <title>Papa Said Log You Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Joey shares some exciting news, Justine struggles with an internet troll. Veronica helps Skyler tackle an unexpected fear.</desc>
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    <title>You Gots the Chills - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Veronica gets caught in a social media predicament, Joey confronts an old rival, and Justine hatches a plan to spend more time with Wes.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leaker - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Justine and Joey clash over Veronica’s love life while Wes and Daevon team up for a special project. Skyler hosts an elaborate sleepover.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Now That We've Found Love - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Dramatic changes are on the horizon for the whole gang. With so many lessons learned from their enormous loss, the road forward is destined to be influenced by the past.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Things Done Changed - S06E01</title>
    <desc>It’s the start of a new school year and Spencer and Jordan are officially eligible to enter the NFL draft, placing Spencer at the center of the media spotlight. Olivia returns to LA after being changed by her time in London. Layla plans for the opening of her new lounge which will feature Patience’s first performance since being stabbed. Elsewhere, Asher and Jaymee navigate their new lives as parents to baby AJ.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061137 +0000" stop="20260719065402 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065402 +0000" stop="20260719073440 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061829 +0000" stop="20260719064201 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064201 +0000" stop="20260719070532 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070532 +0000" stop="20260719072904 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072904 +0000" stop="20260719075236 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062119 +0000" stop="20260719064443 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064443 +0000" stop="20260719070807 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070807 +0000" stop="20260719073131 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073131 +0000" stop="20260719075459 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060028 +0000" stop="20260719062612 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie Finds a Friend - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Archie has ulterior motives when he befriends a Jewish watchmaker, who has a sure-fire invention that the world has been waiting for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062612 +0000" stop="20260719065134 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike's Move - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065134 +0000" stop="20260719071709 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie's Weighty Problem - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071709 +0000" stop="20260719074257 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love by Appointment - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061452 +0000" stop="20260719063652 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1131 - S11E27</title>
    <desc>Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels join T@$#le!gh to welcome a new student, Lil Nas X promotes his new album, Tammy TMI and her mom are called in for a parent-teacher conference. Guest Starring: Annie Leblanc, Jayden Bartels Performance by Trevor Daniel</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063652 +0000" stop="20260719065852 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1130 - S11E28</title>
    <desc>Jamie Lynn Spears returns to All That with the cast of Zoey 101, Alex hits ‘em with a new Spanish lesson, auditions for a new school mascot are held, Penny chooses a character for her new game, and Kate attempts the world’s most difficult trick shot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065852 +0000" stop="20260719072101 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1127 - S11E29</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels “LOL”, the Pranklers return, Fuzzoli and Smiles try to crack the case of the food fight, Benny posts another unboxing video, and a mermaid and a merman host a haul video to reveal all the cool stuff they found from the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072101 +0000" stop="20260719074345 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1128 - S11E30</title>
    <desc>Tammy TMI runs for student body president, birthday expert Denzel teaches people how to throw a proper surprise party, Stay Off Your Phone returns with some special “Strange” guests, and Reece explains why her joke is funny. Performance by: HRVY</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061112 +0000" stop="20260719065612 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060256 +0000" stop="20260719060804 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060804 +0000" stop="20260719061309 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061309 +0000" stop="20260719061814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061814 +0000" stop="20260719062319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062319 +0000" stop="20260719062824 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062824 +0000" stop="20260719063328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063328 +0000" stop="20260719063832 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063832 +0000" stop="20260719064340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064340 +0000" stop="20260719064848 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064848 +0000" stop="20260719065356 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065356 +0000" stop="20260719065904 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065904 +0000" stop="20260719070408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070408 +0000" stop="20260719070913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070913 +0000" stop="20260719071419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071419 +0000" stop="20260719071926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071926 +0000" stop="20260719072431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072431 +0000" stop="20260719072939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072939 +0000" stop="20260719073444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073444 +0000" stop="20260719073952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073952 +0000" stop="20260719074457 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074457 +0000" stop="20260719075002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075002 +0000" stop="20260719075507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075507 +0000" stop="20260719080015 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064426 +0000" stop="20260719073533 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060337 +0000" stop="20260719062535 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin nearly runs over an elderly woman in the mall with his skateboard. When Alvin finds out that she is wealthy, he sends out invitations for a senior citizens' party in order to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062535 +0000" stop="20260719064733 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Seville Manor - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While in England, the Chipmunks check out Seville Manor to investigate if they have any relation to the man who owned it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064733 +0000" stop="20260719070932 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Alvin - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The family becomes fed up with Alvin, who always gives out advice whether it is wanted or not. So Simon and Theodore get Alvin to become the new host on the talk show “Mr. Advice” so he will not have time to badger them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070932 +0000" stop="20260719073130 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore Lucks Out - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Theodore is feeling unlucky in track and field. He finds a bent out of shape dime and his luck changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073130 +0000" stop="20260719075328 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Dreams - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a registered letter from the Publishing Warehouse stating he is a winner. He either can take $500 or the mystery prize (which might end up to be a million dollars or nothing more than a free lunch), but has to call by 6:00 p.m. to decide. So Simon uses his experimental time machine to get a glimpse into two futures for them all, dependent on whether Alvin accepts the mystery prize or the $500 cash prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060625 +0000" stop="20260719061739 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Orb - S02E24</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061739 +0000" stop="20260719062851 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Box - S02E25</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062851 +0000" stop="20260719064004 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Delivery - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Brittany are convinced Simon has vanished back in time and go all out in an attempt to bring him back. A prank call by Alvin gets out of hand when the person on the other end of the line vows to track him down.</desc>
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    <title>Sirius Rising - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Bachelor Party - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Kandid Kreatures - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Fakin' It - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Crash Test Piggies - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Slappy-Go-Lucky - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Sneezy Does It - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Run, Chuck, Run - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Hypno Pigs - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Egg's Day Out - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Gate Crasher - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Hog Roast - S01E24</title>
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    <title>The Bird That Cried Pig - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Hamshank Redemption - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Green Pig Soup - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The pigs try to approach the eggs in Matilda's garden by disguising themselves as cabbages. But they didn't expect her to notice and then try to cook them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063145 +0000" stop="20260719063432 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch of the Day - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig and his Minion Pigs in the ship tried to steal the eggs with the use of a plunger, but in return, useless things are caught.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063432 +0000" stop="20260719063719 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nighty Night Terence - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Pigs tried to sleep Terence from being guarding the eggs or awakening to steal the eggs with their plans, but they had an unexpectedly fall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063719 +0000" stop="20260719064006 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggy Wig - S01E30</title>
    <desc>King Pig tries to wear some wigs that fits the best, but it was unbelievable that one of the Blues hits by a lightning when he launched onto the Slingshot fell to his head perfectly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064006 +0000" stop="20260719064253 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Plot Potion - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig turns Red into a pig thanks to an evil potion. And it works so well that Red himself starts bringing the eggs straight to King Pig! Will he realize what he's doing before it’s too late?</desc>
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    <title>Tooth Royal - S01E32</title>
    <desc>King Pig's tooth hurts so the minion pigs do everything in their power to take out his painful tooth!</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Living Pork - S01E33</title>
    <desc>King Pig's attacked by zombie pigs who wanted to eat his huge pile of candy! He's helpless until Bubbles comes trick or treating.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064828 +0000" stop="20260719065115 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Castle - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig and King Pig engage in a crazy sandcastle competition. Who will win?</desc>
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    <title>Love is in the Air - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A cabbage falls on King Pig's head. He falls in love with it. The minion pigs find it very cute, but Corporal Pig's dismayed. Will he manage to make him come back to his senses?</desc>
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    <title>Fired Up - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Chuck wants to keep the eggs warm, but Chuck decides to warm up the weather that the birds are already taking care of them.</desc>
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    <title>Clash of Corns - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Bomb wants to eat Matilda's only corn plant that she's not happy about this and will do everything she can to stop him. But does this include giving up her principles of peace?</desc>
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    <title>A Pig's Best Friend - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The Minion Pigs offer a captured Blue Bird to King Pig as a pet. It's really fun for him and he ends up driving King Pig crazy, and all of the whole flock blew up pig city.</desc>
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    <title>Slumber Mill - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A road is built on the house of a poor little pig. It's annoying to him because he can't sleep anymore! He risks losing his job, so what is he going to do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070511 +0000" stop="20260719070758 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jingle Yells - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Christmas is here and King Pig expects eggs under the tree! To get the eggs for King Pig, Corporal Pig disguises himself as Santa and Small Pigs as his reindeer. But will the Blues find this trick in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070758 +0000" stop="20260719071045 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Porkador! - S01E41</title>
    <desc>In their tiredless effort to snatch the eggs, the pigs teamed up a terifying giant pig named El Porkador! How will the helpless birds defend themselves?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071045 +0000" stop="20260719071333 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hiccups - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The Blues have the hiccups. Red and the others birds try to stop it, but it only making it worse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071333 +0000" stop="20260719071620 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butterfly Effect - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Matilda is admiring a butterfly. The pigs have the idea to create a replica butterfly to distract Matilda from the nest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071620 +0000" stop="20260719071907 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hambo - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The pigs send in a tough ride to touch the eggs. But he's more stupid than they thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071907 +0000" stop="20260719072154 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Flu - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Birds are all dead with the flu! It's a great chance for the Pigs to grab the eggs, if they can make it out without getting dead themselves!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072154 +0000" stop="20260719072442 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggies from the Deep - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Two minion pigs pretend to be sharks to scare their fellows. But Moustache Pig wants his revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072442 +0000" stop="20260719072729 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Gnome! - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Chuck offers a gnome to Matilda as a present. Unfortunately it looks really scary to her and she tries to get rid of it without Chuck seeing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072729 +0000" stop="20260719073016 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrub It In - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The Blues ask Bomb to make big explosions because they think it's really funny. But then things get out of hand and they accidentally destroy Matilda's favorite bush.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073016 +0000" stop="20260719073303 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truce - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig wants to make a truce with the birds, so he presents them with a delicious picnic as a peace offering. Is Chef Pig being completely honest or does he have his eyes on something else?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073303 +0000" stop="20260719073550 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Opera - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Matilda meets a handsome Pavarotti-type Bird and is entranced by his singing and dancing. But she doesn't know it's a false bird, and in fact the minion pigs are hiding inside!</desc>
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    <title>Chucked Out - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Chuck's latest craze is to karate chop things in two. Hiiiiyah. But his practicing gets too close to the delicate eggs, and the Birds have to ban him from the flock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073838 +0000" stop="20260719074125 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bomb's Awake - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Bomb is sleepwalking and takes the eggs with him, on very dangerous roads, cliffs, etc. And of course the Blues can't wake him up because it's equally dangerous!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074125 +0000" stop="20260719074410 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Hunt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>X marks the spot! King Pig sends his best pigs to retrieve a buried treasure. Of course when pigs are involved, nothing is that simple.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074410 +0000" stop="20260719074655 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweets of Doom - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No one gets between Bubbles and his candy. Not even King Pig! But there's something fishy about these sweets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074655 +0000" stop="20260719074940 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Ahoy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A massive pig party is raging on a remote island, but King Pig has been left behind! Luckily, Foreman Pig is there to help! Well, maybe luck isn't the right word...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074940 +0000" stop="20260719075225 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Little known fact, Chuck is a hide-and-seek champion. However, sometimes his hiding spots can be a bit TOO good.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719075225 +0000" stop="20260719075510 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's about time for Red to learn how to swim, but he's too stubborn to accept help from his friends! Can he overcome his pride and channel his inner waterfowl?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719075510 +0000" stop="20260719075755 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Bomb! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bomb to the rescue! Bomb's love for classic superheroes inspires a new wardrobe choice, and a need to save everything on Piggy Island! But every superhero has a weakness…</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719075755 +0000" stop="20260719080040 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just So - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All Red wants is for the eggs to have a perfect environment where they can incubate in peace. Is that too much to ask?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062736 +0000" stop="20260719071204 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brutal Brawls - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In the deadly Saharan desert, the infamous honey badger takes on two jackals to protect her son, and in the Sonoran desert, a roadrunner might have finally bitten off more than it can chew. It’s a no-holds-barred fight to the death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071204 +0000" stop="20260719075633 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turf Wars - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Fins thrash and the fur flies as some of the world’s angriest animals step into the Animal Fight Night arena.</desc>
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    <title>Wakkiver Twist (1) / Plight of Hand / Wakkiver Twist (2) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>The Warners parody Oliver Twist. / Pinky's hands have a mind of their own. / The Warners find themselves in trouble after advancing one of Faginsniff's heists, and are put on trial. However they reveal that they were working for Faginsniff, who gets arrested for his crimes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062935 +0000" stop="20260719065505 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What is That? / Mouse Madness / Christopher Columbusted / Fake Medicines - S07E26</title>
    <desc>The Warners don't know what something is. / Brain rigs a college basketball tournament. / The Warners question Christopher Columbus' discoveries. / The Warners review a prescription medication.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065505 +0000" stop="20260719071920 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Open: Exercise Minute / Reichenbrain Falls / Targeted Ads / Starbox and Cindy - S07E30</title>
    <desc>The Warners lead a mandatory exercise break. / Brain's plan to take over the ISS is foiled by an old adversary. / The Warners cue up some targeted ads. / Starbox fails to escape Cindy during bath time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071920 +0000" stop="20260719074432 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Brief History of History / The Incredible Gnome In People's Mouths: "Gerard" / The Prisoner's Dilemma / Math-terpiece Theater: Beach Balls - S07E34</title>
    <desc>Yakko explains the history of the world. / Gerard has a gnome in his mouth. / Pinky and Brain are mousenapped by another supervillain. / Dot gives a dramatic math lesson about beach balls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060446 +0000" stop="20260719065207 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nervous Breakdown - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Niko flies blind as she contends with a damaged ship and an onboard contagion. Renowned reporter Harper Glass hounds Erik for information.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065207 +0000" stop="20260719073624 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A ship malfunction leaves Niko trapped in a state of deep sleep, where she dreams again and again about the worst day of her life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061908 +0000" stop="20260719070236 +0000" channel="C460.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbin, China - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Tony arrives in the dead of winter in Harbin, China, a season that defines the Dongbei people and the nature of their cuisine. Tony samples hearty stews, mountains of dumplings and the sharp flavors of pickled and preserved vegetables.</desc>
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    <title>Provence - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Provence's simplistic lifestyle and approach to food is one of its most captivating and salient qualities. Tony becomes enamored with its culture and cuisine, stressing fresh and superior ingredients like wine, cheese, bread and beautiful cuts of meat.</desc>
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    <title>Scrip2 2i2le: The Ts Are 2s - S12E03</title>
    <desc>Chap2er 2wo of 2he Grea2es2 Mo2ion Pic2ure 2rilogy ever 2i2led.</desc>
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    <title>Get Lit Upon a Situpon - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Step aside pigs, and make way for fitness!</desc>
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    <title>Anubis - S12E05</title>
    <desc>An episode where Dewey and Vanessa sound a lot like Danny Trejo and Lance Henriksen.</desc>
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    <title>Rabbot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. Weird invents a giant mechanical robot that destroys Carl's car. The Aqua Teens head to the mall to see if they can solve the mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065236 +0000" stop="20260719070405 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Leprechaupolis - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Aqua Teens foil the plans of miscreant leprechauns looking to steal people's shoes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070405 +0000" stop="20260719071522 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus of the Undead - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Master Shake becomes convinced that a vampire bus is waiting for him outside. So, the Aqua Teens go to Memphis on a fact-finding mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071522 +0000" stop="20260719072653 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayhem of the Mooninites - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Master Shake rents out Meatwad's room to moon people. They end up being a bad influence on Meatwad. Frylock blasts them with his eye beams until they flee the planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072653 +0000" stop="20260719073824 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balloonenstein - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Master Shake traps Meatwad in the clothes dryer for a week, accidentally giving him super powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073824 +0000" stop="20260719074955 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Frylock meets two aliens with suspicious motives. Their stupidity bores Frylock, so he trades places with Master Shake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063830 +0000" stop="20260719072058 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggies - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Manson and the Family receive two surprises: one a blessing, one a threat. As Hodiak tries to investigate a new clue in the case of the photographer killer, a series of roadblocks forces him to take a proactive measure. Meanwhile, Grace makes plans for Emma. A shootout between the Black Panthers and LAPD reverberate in Shafe and Kristin's marriage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062013 +0000" stop="20260719070025 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Is a Cycle - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A brewing storm fuels a series of startling transformations. Elsewhere, the spark of rebellion still burns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070025 +0000" stop="20260719075046 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dirt Under Your Nails - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Magic. Science. Power. Revenge. Destinies clash in an epic final chapter, igniting an all-out war.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060057 +0000" stop="20260719062247 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fugue and Riffs - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Archer has amnesia and decides the only cure is a spa weekend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062247 +0000" stop="20260719064450 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wind Cries Mary - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Archer and his former best friend are holed up in the Vermont wilderness, fighting hard to come out on top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064450 +0000" stop="20260719070522 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legs - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Archer's fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070522 +0000" stop="20260719072621 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Ron - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The beginning of beautiful hatred between Archer and his new stepfather plays out as the two are chased by gangsters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072621 +0000" stop="20260719074713 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viscous Coupling - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Archer's former fiancée wants him to save her cyborg boyfriend who is trapped in outer space. Archer wants... other things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061932 +0000" stop="20260719064343 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Crackerfoot - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Archibald and his siblings scour the woods for the legendary Crackerfoot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064343 +0000" stop="20260719070754 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baritone Tea Part 1 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Uh, oh — Archibald accidentally drinks all of Finly's vocal-enhancing tea on the eve of his brother's big concert!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070754 +0000" stop="20260719073105 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tiny Problem - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Archibald shrinks himself and Loy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073105 +0000" stop="20260719075417 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Lanes - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Arch and Brock switch teams to balance the bowling league.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062051 +0000" stop="20260719064546 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Relapse - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Veronica's ex-husband returns and urges Veronica to start drinking again after a year of sobriety.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064546 +0000" stop="20260719071039 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Is Hell - S03E22</title>
    <desc>A boy Stephanie likes has a crush on her cousin Billie instead of her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071039 +0000" stop="20260719073544 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Second Time Around - S03E23</title>
    <desc>When Archie goes out to dinner with Barney and his new girlfriend, she winds up liking Archie instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073544 +0000" stop="20260719080039 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>West Side Astoria - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Katherine invites Archie to supper with her parents,which turns into a disaster when they meet prejudiced Archie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065119 +0000" stop="20260719074701 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Circle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A circle tightens, panic grows: Dan learns about his predecessor, and Melody tries to track the source of the Visser's dangers. Yet the evil spreads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061236 +0000" stop="20260719063656 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Dream Machine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sean Hackett finds a strange old typewriter in his house that once belonged to a writer who mysteriously vanished.  He loves to write short stories, but soon finds that whatever he types comes to life as it's read.  Things seem harmless enough until he writes a story for English class in which his best friend dies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063656 +0000" stop="20260719072146 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Dark Dragon - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A teenager buys a potion from Sardo's magic shop hoping to make himself cooler, since he was in a accident that caused him to have to wear a brace on his leg. He soon finds himself changing, but also discovers that the potion has some very bad side effects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072146 +0000" stop="20260719074606 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Whispering Walls - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While driving to a carnival, a babysitter and the two children she's looking after get lost. When their car breaks down, she goes inside a house to call for help. Trouble begins when she disappears and the kids soon find out that while they aren't the only ones in the house, they're the only ones that are alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060142 +0000" stop="20260719064411 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honor Thy Fathers - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Oliver returns to the mayor’s office and faces one of his most pressing issues yet — the forced release of dozens of violent criminals prosecuted by Adrian Chase. Meanwhile, a crate is delivered to Oliver’s office containing a mysterious corpse encased in concrete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064411 +0000" stop="20260719072639 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Black Siren returns to help Chase. Felicity organizes a birthday party for Oliver while Lance is furious after Rene misses the custody hearing for his daughter.</desc>
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    <title>The Boy with His Head in the Clouds / More! - S06E13</title>
    <desc>All the kids know that George is smart -- so why does he sometimes have trouble reading and writing? With a little help from others with dyslexia like Principal Haney ... and Leonardo DaVinci! ... George and the gang discover that learning happens in all different ways. / D.W. is thrilled to be getting an allowance. At last, she'll be rich and powerful! When she learns that Emily and the Tibbles have been already getting theirs for ... well ... years, D.W. is devastated. How can she remain friends with them if they have more money than she does?</desc>
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    <title>Rhyme for Your Life / For Whom the Bell Tolls - S06E15</title>
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    <title>The Good Sport / Crushed - S06E17</title>
    <desc>When the Athlete of the Year Award doesn't go to Francine, she makes no effort to hide her hurt feelings from Jenna, the recipient. Michelle Kwan, world champion figure skater and graduate of Lakewood Elementary (who knew?), guest stars to teach Francine about good sports(wo)manship. / Arthur can't believe his parents are hiring a babysitter -- he's 8 years old! Besides, babysitters are b-o-r-i-n-g! But 16-year old Sally MacGill's favourite hobbies are eating ice cream and playing the Dark Bunny VI: Curse of the Moomy videogame, and now all Arthur can think is ... wow.</desc>
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    <title>Arthur Loses His Marbles / Friday the 13th - S06E19</title>
    <desc>When Arthur discovers that Grandma Thora is a marbles champion, he trains with her so he can beat all his friends. And though Thora teaches Arthur everything he knows, she doesn't teach him everything she knows ... and it's Read versus Read in the first-ever Elwood City Marbles Tournament. / Brain doesn't believe in superstitions, even though his friends step over sidewalk cracks ... and even Mr. Ratburn walks around ladders. So when Brain's defiance leads to a string of bad luck, he's stunned. Can he reverse the trend before the unluckiest day of them all -- Friday the 13th?</desc>
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    <title>The Book Signing - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The book is finally published, and Lionel begins a nationwide book-signing tour.</desc>
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    <title>We'll Always Have Paris - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While on a romantic holiday in paris Jean and Lionel must help a young couple who are fighting.</desc>
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    <title>Rocky's Wedding Day - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's Rocky and Madge's wedding day but, things don't go quite as planned.</desc>
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    <title>Confinement - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Deadites are no match for our hero, but the Sheriff is, when Ash is brought up on charges. Ruby, Kelly, and Pablo go to break him out, but they discover some people are not who they seem to be. There's a new evil in town.</desc>
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    <title>Trapped Inside - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An angry mob corners Ash and the team in Brock's house while Ruby tries to summon the spell to send Baal back to hell. Ash finally proves to the townsfolk he is not a murderer but a hero, when a familiar deadite comes for him.</desc>
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    <title>Delusion - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ash wakes up in an asylum and a seemingly helpful doctor tries desperately to get him to admit his horrific acts so his healing can begin. Ash's world seems to crumble around him. Was this all in his head? Is he really Ashy Slashy?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>All hell has broken loose at Fenchurch East prison; the inmates are rioting and DCI Gene Hunt is ready to go in all guns blazing to teach the lags a lesson. However, things don't go to plan; the riot team are hugely outnumbered, and in the chaos of the retreat someone is left behind.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>DCI Jim Keats has almost finished his report into DCI Gene Hunt and his team, but he's still pushing DI Alex Drake to find out what really happened to Sam Tyler.
When reports come in of a disturbance at an ANC illegal drinking den Gene heads in all guns blazing. The men at the club are quick to dismiss the disturbance as nothing, but when DI Ray Carling spots blood on the floor and discovers a dead body, it leads Gene into a murder investigation.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do People Look Different? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>No two people are exactly alike, thanks to a little thing called DNA. Reggie Watts guest-stars as a nurse who explains it all.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do We Have to Recycle? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to a landfill teeming with trash teaches the StoryBots the importance of recycling. Tony Hale guest-stars as the owner of a sorting facility.</desc>
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    <title>How Do Cell Phones Work? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>To see how cell phones work, the StoryBots hop inside one. Jennifer Garner guest-stars as a cell tower switching-station operator.</desc>
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    <title>What Happens When You Flush the Toilet? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>We use the toilet every day, but how does it work -- and where does our waste go? Jason Sudeikis guest-stars as a plumber in the know.</desc>
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    <title>Baseball Time - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The reasoning behind the E Class's segregation is revealed. Nagisa tracks Koro Sensei's weak points in the hopes of using them to take him down.</desc>
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    <title>Karma Time - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The brilliant, belligerent Karma Akabane, Nagisa's former classmate, joins 3-E and immediately jumps into the assassination mission with both feet.</desc>
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    <title>Grown-Up Time - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A new foreign-language teacher comes to 3-E with some major ulterior motives... among other things. Will she get any closer to killing Koro Sensei?</desc>
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    <title>Assembly Time - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Before the torturous school assembly begins, Okuda attempts to poison Koro Sensei in an unexpected way... with unexpected results.</desc>
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    <title>Fighting Temptation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous trip to Iceland, Paris throws Tyson a surprise party to cheer him up. Can he resist taking the bait when a new opponent taunts him?</desc>
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    <title>I’m Coming Home Baby! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Devastating news prompts Tyson to reconsider his life choices while on holiday in Mallorca. Mixed emotions brew when he decides to end his retirement.</desc>
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    <title>Will You Marry Me…Again?! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tyson sets his sights on boxing champion Anthony Joshua for his return to the ring. Later, he takes Paris to Cannes and stages a romantic surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061012 +0000" stop="20260719065933 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waste 'Em! - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The A-Team discovers a plot to dump toxic waste when they try to protect a man and his blind sister from harassment.</desc>
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    <title>Bounty - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Murdock is kidnapped by bounty hunters that hope to use him as bait to capture the rest of the A-Team. When the Team arrives to rescue him, they find he has fallen in love with a veteranarian that's helped save him.</desc>
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    <title>Andrew Wyeth. Alfred's World. - S04E09</title>
    <desc>They always making Paper Boi go through something.</desc>
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    <title>It Was All a Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>You know what? As much as I hated this show, I think I’m gonna miss it.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Bang - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Paper Boy? Who the hell is that? I swear everybody want to be a rapper now-a-days smh. Song is bumpin tho.</desc>
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    <title>Midnight Sun - S03E18</title>
    <desc>While picking up the pieces from the costly battle, tensions rise when deciding which of the wounded Scouts gets to use the single syringe of serum.</desc>
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    <title>The Basement - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The Scouts reflect on all they have gained and lost in their mission. With their enemies gone, Eren and the Scouts finally enter the basement to uncover the truth that will change everything.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>That Day - S03E20</title>
    <desc>A look into Grisha's memories shows Eren the many secrets his father was hiding, including one which led to his mother's demise.</desc>
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    <title>Attack Titan - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eren learns the truth about his Titan powers, his Father and himself. The Survey Corps have a meeting that discusses the future of Eldia with all their new information.</desc>
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    <title>Master of Penguins - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Casey's demanding schedule starts affecting her grades, while Sam seeks out some extra credit himself. A chance run-in revives old suspicions for Elsa.</desc>
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    <title>You Say You Want a Revolution - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A change at work leaves Sam scrambling for cash. When Izzie fights the school dress code, Casey feels conflicted. Paige discovers a knack for management.</desc>
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    <title>Starters and Endings - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Casey and Izzie face fallout from the protest. Paige tries to prove her mettle to Casey through strange tasks. Doug avoids dealing with a painful loss.</desc>
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    <title>When the Boat Goes Out - S01E13</title>
    <desc>It's just about time to pack up and go home now that the German government has decided that all foreign workers will have to register and pay income tax.    Dennis has decided to go back to Vera, so he plans to spend one last night with Dagmar.    The rest of the lads go out on the town. When they get back to the building site, a fire starts and the hut is burnt to the ground. They all go round to stay the night at Dagmar's place.    Next day, the lads go their separate ways and Dennis, Neville and Oz catch the ferry back to England.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of the Seven (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Barry needs some help to finish renovating his house in Wolverhampton before he marries his girlfriend, Hazel. He sends out an SOS to his old pals from Dusseldorf. Dennis, Neville, Wayne and Bomber turn up to help out. They all go off for a drink and come back to find an intruder in Barry's house. It's Moxey - unknown to the others, he's escaped from prison.</desc>
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    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
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    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
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    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073427 +0000" stop="20260719075739 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
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    <title>Grand Openings &amp; Great Expectations - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The gang has less than a week to teach first-time music students how to play in a band in anticipation of the A&amp;A Music Factory's grand opening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062636 +0000" stop="20260719064908 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seniors &amp; Señors - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The foursome's plans to enjoy their senior year together are put on hold when Austin learns that he's a credit short.</desc>
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    <title>Homework &amp; Hidden Talents - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ally wants to prove to Austin that she can unlock the hidden musical talent of a new student.</desc>
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    <title>Duos &amp; Deception - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Trish books Billie and Bobbie of "The Billie and Bobbie Show," a famous brother and sister duo, to talk and perform with the students of the A&amp;A Music Factory. Meanwhile, when a code inspector comes to look at the music school and threatens to shut it down, the foursome learns the famous duo have ulterior motives.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Bells &amp; Wacky Birds - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Austin and Ally are paired together in Home Ec, they get to imagine life together as a married couple. Meanwhile, Trish helps Dez book a job directing a commercial.</desc>
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    <title>Zippers - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Automan goes undercover as an erotic dancer in a ladies only strip club.</desc>
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    <title>The Blue Spirit - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Aang, Katara and Sokka are traveling, Sokka gets a fever. Katara and Aang try to help Sokka, when only Katara catches the fever. It's up to Aang to go up on his own to save his two friends.But before he can get the medicine he is captured by the newly promoted Admiral Zhao and put in Zhao's fortress.Will Aang save Sokka and Katara in time?And who is this strange figure wearing a blue demonic looking mask?</desc>
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    <title>The Fortuneteller - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When the group tries to help a man who is being attacked by a platypus-bear, they discover that the local town has a fortuneteller named Aunt Wu in it, who has been forecasting the town's fate for years. But when Sokka and Aang discover one of the fortuneteller's most vital predictions is dead wrong, they have to develop a plan to convince the stubborn townspeople that their beloved Aunt Wu was wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065254 +0000" stop="20260719071653 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bato of the Water Tribe - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aang feels neglected as Katara and Sokka reunite with Bato, an old friend of their father’s from the South Pole. They begin to reminisce on their times in the past while they wait for a message to arrive from their father; in which Aang believes Katara and Sokka will abandon him and go out to find their father should the message arrive. However, when the messenger gives Aang the message to give to Bato, Aang betrays his friends in a way Katara or Sokka could never imagine. However, when Zuko recruits a bounty hunter named Jun to track Aang down, his friendship is put to the test as he must deal with the fact that he betrayed his friends while defending himself from yet another fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071653 +0000" stop="20260719074051 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserter - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Aang and his friends go to a Fire Nation town so that Aang can witness some firebending, their plan soon goes awry when it’s discovered that he is the Avatar. Fortunately, he’s rescued by an individual who serves a firebending master named Jeong Jeong who has abandoned the Fire Nation, so Aang attempts to use this time to attempt to learn how to firebend. However, when the firebending master refuses to even see Aang, will Aang be able to prove he’s ready to learn how to firebend despite the fact that he lacks discipline?</desc>
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    <title>Ultron Unlimited - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Avengers are ambushed and captured, one by one, by Ultron's team of synthezoid Avengers as part of the wayward android's plan to rid the world of "flawed" humans, perfect himself, and construct a mate.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Yellowjacket - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A mysterious explosion seemingly kills Hank in his college laboratory, but as the Avengers and their friends mourn the loss of their fallen comrade-in-arms, a fearless new vigilante - endowed with the same powers and technology as Ant-Man/Giant-Man and Wasp and calling himself "Yellowjacket" - begins taking out the members of the Serpent Society.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064817 +0000" stop="20260719071054 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emperor Stark - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The Vision awakens after a month of repairs to find that Tony Stark and his fellow Avengers have taken over the world. With the whole planet turned against him, the Vision must get to the bottom of Tony Stark's 'utopia' - only to discover an unlikely figure to be the true power behind the Avengers' throne.

Based on the 1987 Marvel graphic novel Emperor Doom (albeit with a different cast).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071054 +0000" stop="20260719073328 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code Red - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Strange fumes sicken all of the Avengers - save for Iron Man, whose suit of armor provides him with protection. Now the armored Avenger must race against time to synthesize a cure for the infected - while the team face the prospect of being quarantined by U.S. Defense Secretary Dell Rusk, who has sent Doc Samson, Falcon, the Red Hulk and the Winter Soldier to arrest them. When Captain America is captured by the Winter Soldier and brought before Dell Rusk, he learns that the enigmatic Secretary harbors a diabolical secret from the supersoldier's past.

Based on Avengers: Red Zone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073328 +0000" stop="20260719075601 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Soldier - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Captain America ponders the mystery of the Winter Soldier and enlists Nick Fury's aid to find him when the Red Skull escapes from prison and massive robots - the Sleepers - arise as part of a contingency plan by the founder of HYDRA to destroy Washington, D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060624 +0000" stop="20260719064715 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Trust a Southern Belle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After 24 hours of counting quarters, players test their coordination by diving for sand dollars, balancing coins and snapping lightning-fast selfies</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064715 +0000" stop="20260719072244 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Shot at a Million Dollars - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Contestants totter through a maze while balancing eggs on poles. What could go wrong? Also on the menu: table games with cards and quarters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061142 +0000" stop="20260719063509 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Livin' on a Prom - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Bonnie is tired of not being appreciated for everything she does for the boys and Emma and decides to go on strike. When it's quickly obvious they can't survive without her, Ben realizes the best way back into his mom's good graces is to take her to the Bon Jovi concert. But when Tucker unknowingly buys fake tickets, Bonnie must get through time in Bon Jovi jail, a tough security guard and a little dilemma in the green room if she hopes to meet her idol. Meanwhile, Riley and Danny return to their high school to chaperone prom and run into Vice Principal Peters, who's still inappropriately enamored with Danny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063509 +0000" stop="20260719065837 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Here to Paternity - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Now that Riley knows the truth about Margot, she decides to find her biological father and uses her parents' high school yearbook as a guide. With a little help from Ben, Riley narrows down the possible candidates to David, the easygoing pastry chef, and Mark, the high-powered attorney. But despite some initial deception and old teenage rivalries resurfacing, Riley finally learns her father's identity. Meanwhile, Tucker is not happy about his parents' divorce and realizes the source of their problems is that Marshall is too uptight. But when Danny asks his mom to help Mr. Dobbs loosen up, Bonnie takes the challenge to a whole new level.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Curious Georgie - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Riley is looking forward to meeting Philip's sister from England, but her excitement soon vanishes when it becomes obvious that Georgie is less than impressed by her brother's taste in girlfriends. When Ben makes a huge mistake and accidentally lets it slip that he and Riley once dated, she tries to convince Philip that he's the one she wants to be with. But will Philip's doubts about her feelings for Ben put an end to their relationship? Meanwhile, Danny's contract negotiations are in jeopardy when Bonnie tangles with the Rangers' new general manager, Valerie. Once Valerie sets her sights on Tucker, Bonnie believes she's found the perfect way to seal Danny's future with the team.</desc>
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    <title>Flirty Dancing - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Riley gives Ben and Danny the time capsules they all made in the fifth grade, forcing everyone to reflect on where they are in their lives and what they really want. Although Bonnie advises Riley to figure out who she is today, she is not happy when Riley and Tucker crash her dance classes with Vladimir. Ben realizes that he’s never actually accomplished anything and decides to finish at least one thing he started, so he asks Georgie out on a date. However, she is more interested in Danny, which prompts Ben to reach out to his brother’s ex-girlfriend Amy in the hopes of sparking a romantic reunion.</desc>
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    <title>School Daze / Things That Go Bugs in the Night - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The babies want to go to school but granny doesn't let them. So then they decide to play school at home and they practice things such as: going on the bus, crossing the street, fire drills, and other things. / The babies are startled when they hear noises in the nite and learn that hings are not always as the appear or sound.</desc>
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    <title>The Creature from the Chocolate Chip / Card Bored Box - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Sylvester eats all of Grannys cookies and when he realizes what he did he asks the babies for help to make up a cookie eating monster to blame. / When it rains, the babies make use out of a box to play with.</desc>
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    <title>Time and Time Again / May the Best Taz Win - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Granny gives the babies lesons on how to tell time. Daffy thinks he doesn't need a lesson and skips it. / Bugs &amp; Daffy fight over who gets Lola on there team to play tennis. Lola chooses Bugs team and Daffy is stuck with Taz on his team.</desc>
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    <title>Mine! / Sylvester the Pester - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Daffy learns a lesson when he finds a purse filled with money. / An attention starved Sylvester wont let Granny have any time to herself.</desc>
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    <title>Cat-Taz-Trophy / Duck! Monster! Duck! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The babies play race cars to win a cookie trophy prize. Taz &amp; Sylvester win the race. / Daffy tells the babies a scary story. When they go to bed he starts scaring all of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Parliament of Dreams - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sinclair's old flame, Catherine Sakai, arrives during a week-long festival when humans and aliens demonstrate their dominant religious beliefs.  An old enemy sends an assassin to kill G'Kar.</desc>
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    <title>Mind War - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Psi-Cops arrive at the station to capture a rogue telepath, Talia's old Psi Corps instructor. Catherine Sakai is warned not to survey Sigma 957 by G'Kar.</desc>
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    <title>Super Doc - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Marty and the boys learn Doc had a stint in wrestling during the fifties, but never really competed. Travelling back in time, Marty and the boys attempt to get Doc to enter the ring. This unfortunately leads to him getting hit on the head and becoming a bumbling superhero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062514 +0000" stop="20260719064819 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Louis Blues - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While at the Brown house, Doc's hair cutting invention wreaks havoc on Marty's hair. Marty and boys go to find Doc, who is with Clara at the 1904 World's Fair, to fix this mess. But Marty then gets put in a side show by P.T. Tannen.</desc>
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    <title>Verne Hatches an Egg - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Verne uses the DeLorean to look for something to bring in for show and tell, finding a dinosaur egg. Unfortunately, the egg hatches in the present and it becomes more and more difficult to hide it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070924 +0000" stop="20260719073159 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Running away from home, Verne uses the DeLorean to travel back in time. When Doc, Marty and Jules go after him, they arrive in the middle of the Civil War where Jules and Verne get caught up on different sides.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Vacation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doc wants a vacation from technology and takes the family to medieval times without their consent, which leads to Clara being kidnapped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061921 +0000" stop="20260719064338 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Treasure - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In this reggae-style pirate adventure, Captains Uniqua and Austin sail the high seas in search of treasure. Will they find it before Captains Pablo and Tyrone, or will they walk the plank?</desc>
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    <title>The Heart of the Jungle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tyrone is Tarzan, and so are Pablo and Austin! Each Tarzan has a different jungle skill, and they use them all to help Uniqua the brilliant scientist. Their quest, set to Gilbert and Sullivan-style operetta, is to help tiny Sherman the Worman find his jungle home. Will they succeed? Or will the treacherous jungle force them to bug off?</desc>
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    <title>Secret Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shh! Secret agents Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone are on a secret mission set to tango to sneak past a Treasure Museum's booby traps and return a treasure to its rightful owner.</desc>
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    <title>Riding the Range - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Yahoo! Cowboy Tyrone is headed to a hip-hop hoedown while cowpokes Uniqua, Pablo and Tasha ride the range in search of a thieving bandit. Will their Wild Western paths cross?</desc>
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    <title>Varsity Gay League - S02E06</title>
    <desc>For the squad's biggest party yet, Ashley and Maya-Camille team up against Gonzo and Christophe to create desserts fit to feed 200 hungry sports fans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070611 +0000" stop="20260719074248 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Multicultural Wedding - S02E07</title>
    <desc>From a gravity-defying cake to a breakfast buffet where nothing is at it seems, the bakers get non-traditional for a multicultural wedding celebration.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060645 +0000" stop="20260719065721 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge to Victory - S01E08</title>
    <desc>For their final mission, the bakineers build tasty bridges that must survive multiple stress tests.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065721 +0000" stop="20260719074657 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Floats Your Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Teams of one baker and one engineer learn if they'll sink or swim by constructing a delicious, watertight boat that must sail 20 feet in 45 seconds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062552 +0000" stop="20260719065223 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Protocol Is for Losers - S05E01</title>
    <desc>While peacefully enjoying retirement and reflecting on his past, Spencer gets a tantalizing offer to become the first black majority team owner in professional football history. A year after splitting with Spencer, Joe eyes a big swing at Sports X with his new partner, Lance. Ricky finds himself in hot water with Charles, and Vernon considers a life outside of football, much to Reggie's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065223 +0000" stop="20260719071639 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Must Be the Shoes - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After learning of competing owner offers, Spencer returns to the Anderson brothers for financial help. Joe is tasked with apologizing for creating a hostile work environment and, later, sells a big idea to a major client with the help of Kate, a sharp Sports X exec. Ricky and Vernon each consider different kinds of futures, while Charles tries to hide some unwelcome news.</desc>
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    <title>Copernicursed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Just as Spencer reaches out to him with the job of a lifetime, Jason gets an interesting counteroffer from Joe, who's determined to bring his old partner down. Vernon has a tryout at an Esports company and Reggie bemoans his position at Sports X. Ricky turns to partying to deal with his depression. Charles considers what to do about Kisan.</desc>
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    <title>Bam's Gone Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The entire Jackass crew joins Bam in his bachelor party in Vegas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064029 +0000" stop="20260719070038 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Never Be Single Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy get some last minute details finish in order to prepare for the wedding. Bam continues work on a skating rank that has to be finish by the wedding date. Bam &amp; company play a prank on Phil. They have their rehearsal dinner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070038 +0000" stop="20260719074445 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unholy Union - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After spending one last time as a bachelor with his friends on a skate-boarding park in the backyard, Bam and Missy finally get married.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060121 +0000" stop="20260719060553 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws of Steel - S01E09</title>
    <desc>General Blight hires the cold-blooded killer Auntie to dispose of Bananaman following a meeting of criminals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060553 +0000" stop="20260719061027 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Banana Kid - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman decides to hire a sidekick because he is so busy trying to save the world. But the interview process is put on hold when he receives news that a shark has invaded the local swimming pool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061027 +0000" stop="20260719061503 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auntie's Back in Town - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Auntie returns and has another plan to defeat Bananaman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061503 +0000" stop="20260719061939 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>General Blight and Doctor Gloom plot to use a fairground machine to blow up Acacia Road police station. Eric is told of their evil plan and transforms into Bananaman to try and stop them before it is too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061939 +0000" stop="20260719062416 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Old Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>There's a mystery at the old mine - somebody is digging away with a powerful machine, and if it isn't stopped, the whole town will collapse! Bananaman goes to investigate...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062416 +0000" stop="20260719062848 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Tribe of the Tapiocas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bananaman drops in on the mysterious jungles of the Banana Republic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062848 +0000" stop="20260719063317 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at the Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom creates a new villain called Appleman and orders him to seek out and destroy Bananaman. Appleman takes Eric and Samantha hostage in order to find out the location of Bananaman, not realising that Eric is Bananaman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063317 +0000" stop="20260719063749 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063749 +0000" stop="20260719064222 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064222 +0000" stop="20260719064656 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064656 +0000" stop="20260719065129 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065129 +0000" stop="20260719065614 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tank Full of Trouble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>There's been a hijacking - can Bananaman track down the</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065614 +0000" stop="20260719070051 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070051 +0000" stop="20260719070535 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070535 +0000" stop="20260719071017 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071017 +0000" stop="20260719071458 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071458 +0000" stop="20260719071930 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072419 +0000" stop="20260719072856 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072856 +0000" stop="20260719073335 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073335 +0000" stop="20260719073809 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073809 +0000" stop="20260719074249 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074249 +0000" stop="20260719074716 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074716 +0000" stop="20260719075151 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719075151 +0000" stop="20260719075627 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060113 +0000" stop="20260719065654 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Winters writes a report on the challenge of an unexpected resistance to a German attack, and is haunted by his conscience after shooting a teenage German soldier. Operation Pegasus is depicted. Easy Company is called to Bastogne to repel the sudden German counterattack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061827 +0000" stop="20260719071800 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bullets and Tears - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fueled by painful memories that led them to the point of no return, Lucas and Carrie steel themselves for the fight of their lives against a vengeful Rabbit and his ruthless soldiers. Rebecca proves her allegiance as Proctor returns home.</desc>
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    <title>John and Bert Bought A Bar - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Harbor Point Club &amp; Grill - Richardson, TX

Jon tries to fix the negligent behavior at Harbor Point Club &amp; Grill in Richardson, Texas, where owners drink the profits away and the staff struggles to get one order right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061611 +0000" stop="20260719063858 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day at the Beach - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fate turns the tide on Trey and Barbie when they compete for the best stop on the beach. Back at the Dreamhouse, Stacie tries to set a world record.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063858 +0000" stop="20260719070141 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Delicate Situation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Renee's desperate to impress her relatives in China, but Barbie doesn't have the heart to tell her "talents" need an awful lot of work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070141 +0000" stop="20260719072435 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtually Famous - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Barbie's friends want to be internet celebrities, but learn that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be when their goofy vlog post goes viral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072435 +0000" stop="20260719074732 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Dogs Go to the Beach - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When dogs are banned from the beach, Barbie and Nikki take their fight to City Hall -- and have to deal with Poppy Reardon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061659 +0000" stop="20260719063949 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Studio Sleuths - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When things at the recording studio suddenly start disappearing - including Brooklyn's phone, with Brooklyn and Malibu's latest music on it. The girls become amateur detectives to recover everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063949 +0000" stop="20260719070239 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Record - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After accidentally breaking one of Kel's rare record albums, Malibu and Brooklyn turn to Jacks, Jayla and Lyla for backup as they take off on a comedic romp across the city to replace it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070239 +0000" stop="20260719072530 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knock It Off - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Malibu and Brooklyn decide to start their own business instead of doing odd jobs for other people, they suddenly find themselves in direct competition with The Dash, setting off an escalation of crazier and crazier sales tactics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072530 +0000" stop="20260719074820 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Costumed Capers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Performing as costumed characters in Times Square, Brooklyn and Malibu find themselves caught in a case of mistaken identity when two pranksters wearing the same outfits cause trouble around the city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062728 +0000" stop="20260719071253 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When his partner is charged with shooting a suspect in the back, Baretta tries to locate the only witness who can save the man's career, but the real murderers are after him too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071253 +0000" stop="20260719075821 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Left Hand of the Devil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When a plea bargain falls through, Baretta must infiltrate a murderous motorcycle gang to save his informant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061348 +0000" stop="20260719063546 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady and the Bomb - S07E18</title>
    <desc>The verdict is in on the Harris/Ripner libel suit, and a woman threatens to blow up the squad room with a homemade bomb. What better time for Detective Fish to drop by for a visit?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063546 +0000" stop="20260719070028 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riot - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Luger takes a small disturbance with the Hassidic community and turns it into a full-scale riot; the squad discovers a survivalist couple setting up housekeeping in the sewers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070028 +0000" stop="20260719072229 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vests - S07E20</title>
    <desc>The detectives are reluctant to wear their new bulletproof vests; Luger interviews them in case of the need for a quick obituary.</desc>
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    <title>The Rainmaker - S07E21</title>
    <desc>The officers arrest a rainmaker, only discover that he was hired by the drought-ridden city; Wojo, Harris and Dietrich each consider a job opening in vice.</desc>
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    <title>Goodnight, Mother - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Norma and Norman each suspect the other in a terrible deed; Dylan contemplates his future with Emma; Romero makes a choice that drastically impacts the Bates family.</desc>
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    <title>That Darn Catwoman - S02E40</title>
    <desc>The Catwoman manages to drug Robin. The junior member of the Dynamic Duo is now the Catwoman’s mindless slave. Batman is on the trail of the sultry villain, but he’s hampered by the fact he can’t harm his partner. Eventually, Batman is trapped by the Catwoman. He’s in a giant trap and Robin is cutting the rope that will cause a giant mouse trap to snap on Batman. The Catwoman offers Batman a choice – die by Robin’s hand or agree to be subjected to the same drug.</desc>
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    <title>Scat! Darn Catwoman - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Batman agrees to let the Catwoman drug him. But he appears to have a headache and the Catwoman permits him to take an aspirin. After the drug is administered, Batman appears to assist Catwoman on her crime wave. However, the police receive anonymous telephone calls that enable them to pick up members of Catwoman’s gang, including the drugged Robin. Meanwhile, the Gotham City police try to trace the hot line to the Batcave. Batman is there with Catwoman. He uses a device that foils the trace. Eventually, Batman reveals he hadn’t taken an aspirin but his universal drug antidote that prevented the drug from working. Catwoman tries to flee on top of a warehouse near the Gotham River. Batman is in pursuit and corners her. But, unwilling to go straight, she falls into the river. Has she lost her life, or just one of her nine lives?</desc>
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    <title>Penguin is a Girl's Best Friend - S02E42</title>
    <desc>As a front for his next crime wave, the Penguin forms a motion picture company. He teams up with Marsha, Queen of Diamonds, and gets Batman and Robin to take part in his movie. Marsha attempts to put Batman under her spell with drugged lipstick during the love scene, and filming at the Gotham City Museum of Antiquities turns out to be a good cover for the Penguin to snatch some ancient armor. Moreover, when the fight scene turns out to be all too real, the Dynamic Duo are captured and tied to a giant catapult about to be sprung.</desc>
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    <title>Penguin Sets a Trend - S02E43</title>
    <desc>In order to keep a close eye on the Penguin (and hopefully locate the stolen chain mail armor), Batman and Robin rejoin Penguin’s movie efforts. The next part of his film is to take place in medieval times. Therefore, Penguin has the Dynamic Duo dress in armor suits, but only to trap them with a giant magnet while he snatches top-secret papers from the Hexagon. Batman and Robin free themselves and follow the villain, but after a losing battle with him, the Penguin has them hauled off as scrap metal to be crushed.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bloodsport - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Stalker, a cybernetically enhanced big game hunter who combines technological and primitive methods to stalk dangerous prey, comes to Gotham to hunt the most dangerous prey of them all: Batman. After their first encounter, the Stalker extends the hunt by pursuing Terry. Unfortunately, Terry is taking care of his younger brother Matt than night -- and must find a way to save himself without endangering his brother or revealing his identity. Carl Lumbly makes his first appearance as the voice of the Stalker.</desc>
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    <title>Once Burned - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Royal Flush Gang's Ten returns on a mission to rescue her family, who have been captured by the Jokerz. When Melanie approaches Terry for help, he is forced to decide whether or not to put his relationship with Dana at risk, and if Batman can really trust Ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065228 +0000" stop="20260719071325 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooked Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When several Hill High students end up comatose in the hospital, Batman's subsequent investigation leads him to Spellbinder, who is getting teenagers addicted to virtual reality fantasies and forcing them to steal for him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rats - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dana, who feels she has been ignored and let down by Terry once too often, begins receiving roses from a secret admirer. When she is abducted by the mystery man, a boy named Patrick Fitz who lives in the sewers because of his rat-like appearance, Batman may be the only one who can save her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073420 +0000" stop="20260719075508 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Games - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Terry has mysterious visions of a young girl asking him for help. His search for her leads him into confrontation with a group of people with incredible psychic powers known as the Brain Trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061714 +0000" stop="20260719063940 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harley and Ivy - S01E47</title>
    <desc>When the Joker fires Harley, she tries going on a crime spree of her own, joining up with Poison Ivy, and the two become Gotham's Queens of Crime, much to Joker's fury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063940 +0000" stop="20260719070204 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mechanic - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Thanks to a freak accident during a high-speed chase, the Batmobile is virtually demolished. After Batman takes the car to his personal mechanic, Earl Cooper, the Penguin makes his move and tampers with the Batmobile, putting it under his control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070204 +0000" stop="20260719072429 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Killed Batman - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When a small time gang member seemingly kills Batman by accident, he gets involved with gangs all over Gotham, as well as the Joker and Rupert Thorne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072429 +0000" stop="20260719074650 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zatanna - S01E50</title>
    <desc>When the glamorous magician Zatanna is framed for a robbery during her act, Batman swings to her defense. Zatanna is grateful though a little puzzled by the Dark Knight's commitment to prove her innocence, but the two heroes unite and use the skills her father, Zatara, taught them to expose and combat the culprit: an evil illusionist named Montague Kane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061556 +0000" stop="20260719063840 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of the Bat! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Batman gets infected by a vampire bite, and proceeds to attack his JLI friends!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063840 +0000" stop="20260719070057 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Batmen! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Batman gets hurt, his friends Capt Marvel, Aquaman, Green Arrow, and Plastic Man attempt to fill his cowl</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070057 +0000" stop="20260719072259 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scorn of the Star Sapphire! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Batman and Wonder Woman team up to defeat Baroness Paula Von Gunther and her army of robots, as well as to save Col. Steve Trevor. Batman teams up with Hal Jordan to fight Star Sapphire and her Zamaron army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072259 +0000" stop="20260719074509 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Out for Vengeance! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Batman and the Justice League International travel to the past to stop an evil force from wiping out all the incarnations of Batman throughout time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060149 +0000" stop="20260719065430 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warrior Beach - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ready to face off with the first monster? Kitty and Orc's quest begins on Battle Island's sandy shores — where rival warrior ZaZa Royale is waiting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060208 +0000" stop="20260719065102 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Gods (2) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Count Iblis has delivered the Colonials' enemy, Baltar before the Council of Twelve. As the Colonials celebrate, Adama and Apollo come to the conclusion that the secret to Iblis' identity can only be found within the wreckage of the ship where he was first encountered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065102 +0000" stop="20260719074028 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man with Nine Lives - S01E17</title>
    <desc>An old con man known as Chameleon meets Starbuck and convinces him that he may be Starbuck's father, to gain Starbuck's help in evading a trio of bloodthirsty Borellians who are after him in revenge for another con.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060237 +0000" stop="20260719064933 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daybreak (2) - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Adama and the Galactica crew stake the survival of the human race on their plan to rescue Hera from the Cylon colony in this, the series finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064933 +0000" stop="20260719073417 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>33 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the wake of the Cylon sneak attack, the ragtag fleet of human survivors is forced to play a deadly game of cat-and-mouse with their pursuers. Every 33 minutes, they make a jump to a new location. And every 33 minutes, the Cylons manage to find them. The pilots are on the brink of exhaustion, relying on artificial stimulants to keep fighting, and the civilians are beginning to doubt the leadership of Commander Adama and President Roslin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061630 +0000" stop="20260719070001 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butt Out! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Four pitmasters go head to head to prove their pork butt is the best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070001 +0000" stop="20260719074337 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roasted Development - S02E02</title>
    <desc>One Pitmaster is headed into an ambulance; the rest compete to be invited into the finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060128 +0000" stop="20260719062238 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Scooby Dooby Do - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Taking part in a wedding of two close friends, best man Shaggy and maid of honor Daphne try to save the perfect day from being ruined by a ghost bride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062238 +0000" stop="20260719064407 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Bandito - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the gang attends a Day of the Dead festival in Mexico, Fred thinks he can become a legend if he captures the ghost of the criminal El Bandito for the town locals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064407 +0000" stop="20260719070530 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Mouth of Madcap - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A killer clown surfaces at an amusement park. Daphne agrees to babysit her friend's son, which puts a cramp in Fred's mystery-solving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070530 +0000" stop="20260719072643 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Norse Case Scenario - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The gang help campers who are being terrorized by viking ghosts, but Daphne has a plan of her own to earn more Ranger patches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072643 +0000" stop="20260719074811 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The People vs. Fred Jones - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Fred goes on trial for posing as a rampaging mutant and Daphne serves as his lawyer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060838 +0000" stop="20260719062938 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Look Radishing - S23E01</title>
    <desc>It's a battle of the South vs. Southwest as chef Charlie Loomis of Chattanooga faces off against chef Israel Rivera from Albuquerque, N.M. for a shot at Bobby Flay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062938 +0000" stop="20260719065039 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Fiddle Around - S23E02</title>
    <desc>Fine-dining master Chef Geoff Lazlo faces off against Cincinnati legend Chef Daniel Wright, and both want to see Bobby Flay go up in smoke. Chef Josh Capon is joined by actress Teri Hatcher to make sure the chefs have the firepower to win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065039 +0000" stop="20260719071140 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Amore - S23E03</title>
    <desc>Christian Petroni teams up with chef Carla Hall to bring two dynamic chefs who have mastered the food of his motherland, Italy; chef Daniele Uditi and chef Chris Thompson are both ready to hear the judges say that's amore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071140 +0000" stop="20260719073240 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>America's Funniest Food Show - S23E04</title>
    <desc>Things get zany in the kitchen when the king of dad jokes, actor and comedian Bob Saget, teams up with Worst Cooks in America's Chef Anne Burrell to get the last laugh on Bobby Flay. They bring in Philadelphia chef Aliza Green and North Carolina's Sam Diminich to show Bobby the joke's on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073240 +0000" stop="20260719075341 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty Little Fryer - S23E05</title>
    <desc>Best Baker in America's Scott Conant teams up with actress Sasha Pieterse to get the truth and a loss out of Bobby Flay. They get a little help from talented farm-to-table chef Anthony Lo Pinto and seafood maven Franco Robazetti.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061747 +0000" stop="20260719064242 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Please Mr Postman / Across the Universe - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Buzz hurts her ankle on the way to the beach and is ordered to bed rest. With Postman Bee's help, the bugs send a letter to Blackbird asking her to help cheer up Buzz with a visit, as she once had a broken wing herself. Blackbird arrives and spends some time with the bugs at the beach. / The bugs' home is at stake when the humans of the house decide to pave the backyard with concrete. The friends float in bubbles up to the Big House to ask Julia to save the garden. As a result, the young girl hears the bugs and convinces her mother to leave the backyard as it is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064242 +0000" stop="20260719065739 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day in the Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After Jay bonks his head and loses his memory, Lucy and the Beat Bugs work together to try and help him remember who he is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065739 +0000" stop="20260719071236 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paperback Writer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Self-Conscious Kumi doesn't want anyone to see the book she's been working on. But the secrets out when a breeze blows he pages everywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071236 +0000" stop="20260719072734 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After something mysterious wafts through the garden, the Beat Bugs are "cursed" and can't stop speaking in rhyming verse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072734 +0000" stop="20260719074231 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of Us - S03E04</title>
    <desc>There's too much togetherness when Walter and his sister, Freda, try living under the same roof. But it's even harder to live apart!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074231 +0000" stop="20260719075728 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yesterday - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs do everything they can to reunite Julia with her favorite teddy bear when she accidentally leaves it in the garden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063015 +0000" stop="20260719071045 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Watcher - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Catherine is harrassed by a peeping tom. The worst part is that this man has seen Vincent!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071045 +0000" stop="20260719075224 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Distant Shore - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Catherine must travel to L.A. for information about a murder case. Even this far away, Vincent still has a sense of her. But because she is so far away there is nothing that Vincent can do if she does encounter danger. On the flight home Catherine remembers special moments with Vincent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060131 +0000" stop="20260719061259 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teen Talk - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Our heroes are forced to go on Captain Dick Jackman's talk show and get frustrated when they don't score with some girls named Lolita &amp; Tanqueray. 
"Woke Up With A Monster" (Cheap Trick) 
"If That's Your Boyfriend" (Me'Shell Ndege'Ocello) 
"Bad To The Bone" (George Thorogood)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061259 +0000" stop="20260719062429 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis Line - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head man a crisis line for Mr. Van Driessen and try to "get some" from a caller by being polite. 

videos:
Danzig - "Mother '93"
James - "Say Something"
Mutha's Day Out - "Locked"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062429 +0000" stop="20260719063546 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beavis and Butt-Head vs. The Vending Machine - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and out of the vending machine before they starve. videos:
Sweaty Nipples - "Demon Juice"
Elton John &amp; RuPaul - "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart"
Seaweed - "Kid Candy"
Motley Crue - "Houligan's Holiday"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063546 +0000" stop="20260719064636 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Generation in Crisis - S04E29</title>
    <desc>An amateur filmmaker documents America's youth culture in a film featuring Beavis and Butt-head. 

videos:
The Ramones - "Substitute"
Blur - "Chemical World"
Morphine - "Thursday"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064636 +0000" stop="20260719065748 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Radio Sweethearts - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head win a radio contest and become disc jockeys for a day at KT&amp;A radio. 

videos:
Sonic Youth - "Dirty Boots"
Soundgarden - "Spoonman"
Greta - "Is It What You Wanted"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065748 +0000" stop="20260719070922 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Cornholio - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Stewart has diarrhea; too much sugar turns Beavis into "The Great Cornholio."

videos:
Sausage - "Riddles Are Abound Tonight"
Danger Danger - "Naughty, Naughty"
Devo - "Whip It"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070922 +0000" stop="20260719072011 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liar! Liar! - S04E32</title>
    <desc>The boys are accused of stealing some money from Burger World and try to pass a lie detector test by holding their breath. 

videos:
Maggie Estep - "Hey Baby"
Rollins Band - "Liar"
Helium - "XXX"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072011 +0000" stop="20260719073028 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Held Back - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.
videos:   Soundgarden - "Black Hole Sun"   Violent Femmes - "Breakin' Up"   The Dylans - "Grudge"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073028 +0000" stop="20260719074159 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Time - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.
videos:   Rick Derringer with Hulk Hogan - "Real American"    The Fabulous Thunderbirds - "Wrap It Up"   Sam Harris - "Somewhere Over The Rainbow"   Napalm Death - "Plague Rages"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074159 +0000" stop="20260719075159 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beard Boys - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.
videos:   Ratt - "I Wan't A Woman"   Stakka Bo - "Here We Go"   Sugartooth - "Sold My Fortune"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061319 +0000" stop="20260719063508 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Buddy System - S04E09</title>
    <desc>John believes he is finally in a perfect relationship after seeing Laura for several months. Their no-strings, no-pressure friendship is just right for him: it's filled with casual sex and devoid of responsibility. Unfortunately for John, it's no longer ideal for Laura. She wants a commitment, which is something John just isn't ready to make.
Elsewhere, Bob boasts about finding a Super Bowl ring in the backseat of a cab and plans to sell it rather than try to find its rightful owner; and Linda tries to talk her parents out of getting a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063508 +0000" stop="20260719065657 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of Christmas Presents - S04E10</title>
    <desc>John reluctantly agrees to buy a poor child a Christmas gift and then discovers that he has to deliver it as well; Bob visits his mother, who still treats him like a kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065657 +0000" stop="20260719071841 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Tricky Day - S04E11</title>
    <desc>John's day is filled with wacky people, from two guys who want a prescription for marijuana to a man who is upset when he learns that he isn't dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071841 +0000" stop="20260719074031 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ex-Files - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Reggie starts dating one of John's recently divorced friends, but can't stop obsessing about the guy's former wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062716 +0000" stop="20260719065309 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In our midseason finale, Bee and PuppyCat travel to a bathhouse on Cat-Head Planet for their strangest and most adorable job yet. Lucky for them, Pretty Patrick is on TV over there, too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065309 +0000" stop="20260719071908 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Bee's birthday. Initially disappointed at having to work, and missing her dad, Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071908 +0000" stop="20260719074505 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063212 +0000" stop="20260719070923 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am a Cage - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Amy and Danny both experience positive changes in their lives, but lingering secrets and emotional challenges force them to confront hard truths.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Very Grimm Fairy Tale - S04E51</title>
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    <desc>Yes, this is a Wizard Of Oz spoof. Lydia is Dorothy, BJ is the Scarecrow, Jacques is the Bone Woodsman, the Monster is the Lion, and Ginger is Toto. But you'll never guess who's the Wizard!</desc>
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    <title>What Makes BJ Run - S04E53</title>
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    <title>The Chromazone - S04E54</title>
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    <title>The Second Door - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite David's warnings, Louise can't shake her concern for Adele, who sows seeds of doubt over what happened with Rob on her family estate.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Go Crazy - S02E07</title>
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    <title>One is the Loneliest Number - S02E08</title>
    <desc>SNC covers a fatal school shooting in Atlanta; Mary Jane meets Sheldon's circle of friends; a new man in Kara's life helps her find a new purpose; Mark's relationship with Eric comes to an end; and Patrick makes a heartbreaking discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Grandma - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Bella in the Spotlight - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Doggone Record Breaker - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Oh Baby, It's the Playoffs - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Kate Goes to Church - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Jesus and Kate get to know each other. Chris Brown makes a pass at Brianna. A group of guests arrive ready to party. Matt makes a move on Brianna while Nico's wandering eye might get him in trouble. Nico and the exterior make a disastrous mistake.</desc>
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    <title>Cool Beans - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Capt. Lee makes a decision regarding the crew's re-configuration; Matt and Brianna mistakenly go to a nude beach; Jen grows weary with unfair treatment; Kate plans an anniversary surprise that fizzles; criticism sends Matt spiraling into shame.</desc>
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    <title>Perfect Day - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Enoch and the Forever Knights return, putting Ben in a dream world where he's tricked into having the perfect day. However, his dream quickly turns into a nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Divided We Stand - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ben gains another Omnitrix hero to use, which he calls Ditto. Gwen can't stand being around the multiplying Dittos, and they end up giving her headaches. The Dittos, though, prove to be real helpful against Dr. Animo and his multiplying Stinkflies after he extracted some of Ditto's DNA.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Drink the Water - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After being in contact with water from the Fountain of Youth, Grandpa Max and Ben are reverted to being kids again. Now, Gwen is left to take care of them while stopping Hex from finding the fountain's source.</desc>
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    <title>Big Fat Alien Wedding - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Ben 4 Good Buddy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While on a desert highway, the RV gets stolen by a group of modern-day pirates, who use it to go on a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>My Bodyguard - S03E43</title>
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    <title>Wheels of Fortune - S03E44</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson's thrift store shopping is ruined by the latest high-speed heist of LaGrange — who is now aided by a super-fast electromagnetic racing car — and Ben must convince Kevin 11 to help stop the speed demon's globetrotting robbing spree.</desc>
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    <title>Heat of the Moment - S03E45</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson travels to a ski resort for some fun and good times.</desc>
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    <title>Vin Diagram - S03E46</title>
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    <title>A Sticky Situation - S03E47</title>
    <desc>All Ben wants to do is stop Queen Bee from robbing a bank.</desc>
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    <title>What Rhymes with Omnitrix? - S03E48</title>
    <desc>Charmcaster uses a miscommunication spell to drive a wedge between everyone.</desc>
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    <title>You Remind Me of Someone - S03E49</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen look for the infamous Bojamboo and discover that it's actually the Forgeti; Ben and Kevin reverse roles after being blasted with the Forgeti's forgetfulness mist.</desc>
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    <title>Adrenaland Jr. - S03E50</title>
    <desc>Team Tennyson visits the safety-neutered version of Adrenaland known as "Adrenaland Jr.", only to end up facing off against a bitter Kevin 11 out to destroy everyone else's good time.</desc>
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    <title>Steam Fight at the OK Corral - S03E51</title>
    <desc>When Kevin convinces Steam Smythe to adopt a modern approach in fighting Ben, the young hero must resort to old-fashioned thinking to save the day.</desc>
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    <title>Above and Beyond - S03E17</title>
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    <title>Vendetta - S03E18</title>
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    <title>The Final Battle (1) - S03E19</title>
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    <title>The Final Battle (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Powerless, Ben goes aboard Vilgax's ship and faces off with Vilgax to stop his invasion of Earth in their final battle. Albedo gives Ben the Ultimatrix and Ben gets his old aliens and their evolved forms.</desc>
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    <title>Ben 10 Returns (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ben discovers that the Forever Knights are trading weapons with the DNAliens, while at the same time, Grandpa Max has mysteriously gone missing. He decides to return the Omnitrix on his wrist and go hero once again.</desc>
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    <title>Food Around The Corner - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ben as Gravattack attempts to moderate a fragile peace treaty, but must endure the attacks of tiny alien fleas, which have inhabited his body.</desc>
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    <title>O Mother, Where Art Thou? - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ma Vreedle threatens to blow up the sun if Ben and the Plumbers don't find her missing son!</desc>
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    <title>Return to Forever - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Mud is Thicker Than Water - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen and Cousin Lucy try to find out how Psyphon's thugs are getting Plumber technology.</desc>
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    <title>OTTO Motives - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Rook run into an old enemy from the Null Void while attending an intergalactic auto show.</desc>
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    <title>The Mother of All Vreedles - S02E21</title>
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    <title>A Knight to Remember - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Solitary Alignment - S02E23</title>
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    <title>Holly's Magic Wand - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Elf Farm - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Daisy and Poppy - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Queen Thistle's Teapot - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Big Poppa - S12E03</title>
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2.Benny's Ballad: The Lovely Girls From Crete
3.Benny Quickies: Whatever The Weather!
4.The Georgian Dancers
5.Friends To Tea with Henry McGee
6.Big Poppa
7.News At Ten
8.Remote Control Hill's Angels
9.Man Wanted
10.Close: Man Wanted Chase</desc>
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    <title>The Monte Carbolic Show - S13E01</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: My Kitty!
2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island
3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings
4.Schoolteacher
5.Hill's Angels: Hotel Splendide
6.Benny Quickie: Risky
7.Cleaning Up Dimpton
8.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings II
9.The Monte Carbolic Show
10.Closing: The Park
11.Park Chase</desc>
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    <title>Tryptophan-tasy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>To ensure he has enough turkey at Thanksgiving, Bernie makes his own personal, no-kids-allowed birdâ€”which comes out undercooked, thanks to Jordan. But Bernie plows through anyway, only to suffer a ravaging illness that prompts two disturbing dreams. In the first, he and Jordan are claymation characters in a cartoon universe, where Bernie takes a measure of revenge by capturing his young ""jive turkey."" In the other, Bernie and Wanda are flying to a kid-free tropical vacationâ€”until he spots a demonic Vanessa on the wing of the plane.</desc>
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    <title>The United Front - S02E08</title>
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    <title>The Sweet Life - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Don Rickles plays a neighbor who dispenses some unorthodox advice when Bernie is told he has high cholesterol. Though it's a sore shoulderâ€”and badgering from Wandaâ€”that sends Bernie to the doctor, he comes away sore at the physician for weighing him down with bad news. The problem can be controlled through diet and exercise, but that would mean avoiding the finer things to which big Mac is accustomed...like fries from Royal Burger. But neighborly Dr. Rickles suggests that stress is the real problem, and what causes stress? Why, dieting, of course! And that's the case Bernie presents to an incredulous Wanda.</desc>
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    <title>Sin Cup - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Bernie and Jordan square off in a battle not quite of biblical proportions, but certainly of biblical content, as the youngster craftily uses the Good Book for manipulation when he believes he's being unduly punished. After a priest at school misinterprets Jordan's innocent questions about religion, he warns Bernie, who sentences the boy to intensive Bible study. But that backfires when Jordan cons younger sister Bryanna into being the standard-bearer for a crusade against sinâ€”keeping his own hands clean when Bryanna dumps Bernie's liquor; rips up his celebrity photos (to combat idolatry); and tells on Wanda when she fibs.</desc>
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    <title>Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Wesley Snipes takes a genial comic spin as Wanda's easygoing boss, Duke, who invites the couple to a dinner party. Feeling as if the kids are ""turning my brain into mush,"" Bernie relishes this rare opportunity for adult conversation. But playing a parlor game underscores just how much being around the kids has influenced Bernie â€” asked to name something that flies, he submits ""Tinkerbell"" â€” and he takes some, well, kidding, from the Duke. Back at home, Vanessa baby-sits her siblings and takes matters into her own hand when Jordan gets troublesome.</desc>
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    <title>Pimento - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Chuck urges Jimmy to accept a harsh truth. Meanwhile, a deal threatens to go off the rails when Mike's ability to complete a job is called into question.</desc>
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    <title>Jabberwocky - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets and Lives - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.</desc>
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    <title>Love Blurts - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Veridian Dynamics tries matchmaking employees based on their genetic compatibility in hopes of saving on health insurance bills from imperfectly bred children. Ted and Linda balk at this until they meet their supposed matches -- Greg for Linda and Danielle for Ted -- and are instantly attracted despite themselves. Meanwhile, after Veronica finds out Lem is her perfect genetic match, she hounds him to make a donation to a sperm bank</desc>
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    <title>The Lawyer, the Lemur and the Little Listener - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When a wave of layoff hits Veridian and little Rose seems to have inside info because of a friend in her Hive playgroup, Veronica tries to pump her for information, much to Ted's disapproval. Meanwhile, Linda is elated to sell her first children's book -- until someone points out that her lead character, a lemur, is the spitting image of Phil -- and Lem starts a passionate affair with one of the company lawyers, only to find out that his paycheck is being docked for the "billable hours" he's spending with his new girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Battle of the Bulbs - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lem flips out when his mother, a brilliant scientist who has always intimidated him, comes to visit and begins an affair with Dr. Bhamba. Meanwhile, Ted gets miffed when Linda suddenly gets all the credit after she makes a suggestion to improve on his prize project, a light bulb that burns forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Cat Burglar - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The Clampetts think the local cat burglar is after their felines.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Chicken - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Granny thinks an ostrich is a big chicken that got into her tonic.</desc>
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    <title>Sonny Drysdale Returns - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Sonny Drysdale returns and is forced to propose to Elly May.</desc>
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    <title>Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Brandon submits one of Andrea's articles to a high school journalism contest. She wins the contest, but panics because a school district representative wants to conduct a home interview. Andrea asks her grandmother to say that she lives with her, but Rose does not want to play along. The school district initiates an investigation because they suspect that Andrea lives out of district. Andrea moves in with Rose, but decides to give up her fight because she cannot stand to be in the middle of the long-running feud between her parents and grandmother. Rose decides to let Andrea stay and agrees to talk to her daughter-in-law. Steve gets a girlfriend through a ""chance encounter"" at the Peach Pit, but Kelly suspects that the girl is only interested in his bank account. Music: 'Radio Song' / 'Shiny Happy People' / 'Losing My Religion' by R.E.M., 'I'll Turn to Stone' by The Four Tops, 'Build Me Up Buttercup' by The Foundations, 'Over and Over' by Dave Clark Five.</desc>
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    <title>Samantha Fights City Hall - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Sam fights city hall to save a park that is also owned by one of Darrin's clients.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064404 +0000" stop="20260719070927 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samantha Loses Her Voice - S05E10</title>
    <desc>As a joke Uncle Arthur switches Sam and Darrin's voices and can't seem to switch them back. Unfortunately Louise Tate is visiting due to a fight with Larry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070927 +0000" stop="20260719073450 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Be a Toad, I Want to Be a Butterfly - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Tabitha's classmate insists she wants to be in the butterfly group, Tabitha turns her into a real butterfly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073450 +0000" stop="20260719075958 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weep No More, My Willow - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Samantha calls Doctor Bombay to treat her sick willow tree. She get caught in the spell and begins weeping every time the wind blows. Reversing the spell causes her to laugh uncontrollably until she is cured.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Humphrey investigates the death of an unidentified man found in the centre of a crop circle. Meanwhile, Archie helps Martha prepare for a visit from a food critic.</desc>
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    <title>Douglas, GA: Concrete &amp; Steel - S09E06</title>
    <desc>A 16-year-old who has run away four times refuses to back down to inmates or deputies at the Douglas County Jail in Georgia, where she discovers an unlikely ally behind bars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070018 +0000" stop="20260719074330 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richland County, SC: Final Jeopardy - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Caught on video violently attacking his mother, Dylan, a 14-year-old bully, gets a taste of his own brutality during a long overnight stay in South Carolina's Richland County Jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061506 +0000" stop="20260719063434 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clean Room Infiltration - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Leonard and Howard turn to Raj for help in dealing with a work emergency when they nearly come to blows after blaming each other for a potential disaster at the university. Amy throws an authentic Victorian Christmas party, while Sheldon seeks revenge on her for making him celebrate the holidays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063434 +0000" stop="20260719065429 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Space Probe Disintegration - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Wolowitz tries to distract Raj, who is anxiously awaiting data from a space probe he helped launch. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Leonard go dress shopping with Penny and Amy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065429 +0000" stop="20260719071451 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Anxiety Optimization - S08E13</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to help Sheldon when he becomes stuck in a rut at work by increasing his anxiety level. Howard teases Raj with a new game called "Cinnamon or Emily?"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071451 +0000" stop="20260719073618 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Troll Manifestation - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Leonard and Sheldon publish a paper which is widely accepted except for comments from an internet troll. Meanwhile, the girls reminisce about embarassing incidents from their past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073618 +0000" stop="20260719075635 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Comic Book Store Regeneration - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Wolowitz receives some shocking news as everyone prepares for the reopening of Stuart’s comic book store. Penny teaches Sheldon how to “let it go,” but can’t follow her own advice after she learns something infuriating about Amy. Also, Leonard and Raj think they've spotted Nathan Fillion at a restaurant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063205 +0000" stop="20260719071513 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 29 - S24E29</title>
    <desc>Tonight, with only 5 remaining the game kicks in to overdrive. Witness the drama you didn't see that lead to Michaels shocking eviction. Plus, a new head of household will be crowned and two more houseguest hit the block.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071513 +0000" stop="20260719075810 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 30 - S24E30</title>
    <desc>The final five go cuckoo trying to win the power of Veto. Will it be used to save one of the nominees?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062138 +0000" stop="20260719063242 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cricket's Kapowie! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Cricket earns a role in Big Coffee's new TV commercial but loses his confidence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063242 +0000" stop="20260719064340 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Trouble - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bill trades his pickup in for a cutting-edge electric car, but gets more than he bargained for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064340 +0000" stop="20260719065444 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Legend - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Bill learns that Gramma has been purposely creating a frightening reputation around town, he throws a barbeque to befriend the neighbors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065444 +0000" stop="20260719070542 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wishing Well - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Cricket makes a wishing well to cash in on people making wishes, but when Tilly dumps all her savings into it, he is faced with a dilemma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070542 +0000" stop="20260719071647 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elevator Action - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gloria gets stuck on an elevator with the Greens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071647 +0000" stop="20260719073849 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Influencer - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Remy falls under the sway of an internet influencer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060305 +0000" stop="20260719064704 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Knows - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Celeste accuses Mary Louise of overstepping boundaries with Jane. Renata endures a prying court hearing with Gordon. Jane opens up to Corey at Amabella’s birthday party. Madeline continues to try to make things right with Ed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064704 +0000" stop="20260719073323 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Me - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Renata deals with the fallout from Gordon’s legal troubles and attempts to help Celeste. Bonnie relives painful memories from her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061138 +0000" stop="20260719063936 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovebugs - S05E03</title>
    <desc>As Walter the love bug coaches Nick on matters of the heart, Jesse gets fired up about protesting the school's problematic mascot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063936 +0000" stop="20260719070754 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green-Eyed Monster - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Unrequited love and jealous rivalries turn the friends into seething beasts. Andrew gets a little too invested in a substitute teacher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070754 +0000" stop="20260719073610 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Missy tries to show her cousins she's not a dork, Andrew takes a stand against his dad's turkey tyranny, and Jesse hopes for a Thanksgiving miracle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060146 +0000" stop="20260719064359 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Shelter - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Things are starting to look up as Kevin repairs his broken machines and makes progress on his plan to build a breakwater and doc at Hook Bay.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064359 +0000" stop="20260719072614 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Looks Good - S03E04</title>
    <desc>While Kevin works on his breakwater at Hook Bay, Erik gets to work on the Pipe Dream, while the mill hosts a group of high school students interested in learning how the business works.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061939 +0000" stop="20260719064331 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Girlfriends - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Each member of Big Time Rush is trying to deal with a female friend throughout the day. For an upcoming audition, James is trying to help Camille prepare for it. Meanwhile, in order learn about heartbreak, Gustavo tries to help Carlos get his first girlfriend. Also, Kendall and Jo are having a hard time trying to keep up with each other's busy schedule.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064331 +0000" stop="20260719070705 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Live - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Big Time Rush is going to be featured on television for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070705 +0000" stop="20260719073058 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Halloween - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Things become very strange around the Palm Woods during Halloween.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073058 +0000" stop="20260719075431 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Sneakers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>James and Logan try to buy and resell sneakers. Meanwhile, Jo's publicist wants the press to think that she is dating her co-star Jett, Kendall and Jo must hide their relationship, and doing so requires many different disguises when Kendall just wants to go to the zoo with Jo. Also, Carlos and Katie name themselves Robin and Hoodie, and try to find other ways to get their favorite fruit snacks, fruit smackers after Bitters makes the price insanely high so everyone cannot afford to buy them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061502 +0000" stop="20260719063844 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Pig - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Tricks invents a supersuit to stop Mr. Pig from having so many accidents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063844 +0000" stop="20260719070205 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making a Splash - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Plumbing whiz Splash saves the day at the soda factory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070205 +0000" stop="20260719072555 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flame Says No - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Flame decides to say "yes" to everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072555 +0000" stop="20260719074914 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Tricks - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A confidence-boosting voice box works so well that it completely changes Tricks' personality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060214 +0000" stop="20260719063403 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tune Your Quack-o-Meter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bill and his panel of experts debunk bogus alternative remedies like homeopathy, the healing power of magnets ... and curing cancer by yelling at it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063403 +0000" stop="20260719070146 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Machines Take Over the World - S01E03</title>
    <desc>From robots that paint Rembrandts to Twitterbots gone rogue, Bill and his guests explore the potential and pitfalls of artificial intelligence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070146 +0000" stop="20260719072801 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Food, Less Hype - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bill extracts DNA from a strawberry in the lab and talks about genetically modified foods with a Monsanto executive, a professor and a farmer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072801 +0000" stop="20260719075522 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Original Martian Invasion - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bill introduces the theory of panspermia, NASA scientists discuss the Mars 2020 mission, and Wil Wheaton and the panel ponder life on other planets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063547 +0000" stop="20260719073410 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indian Four - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Axe negotiates with a reluctant seller, who is key to the success of Axe’s municipal bond play. Wendy makes a professional decision that adds further conflict to her relationship with Chuck. As attempts to reach a deal with a high profile defendant fail, Chuck’s office faces the uncertainty of jury selection. Tensions between Lara and Axe escalate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060304 +0000" stop="20260719065157 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Max, the bionic dog, is kidnapped by foreign agents, while Jaime lies helpless in a hospital bed undergoing a bionic check-up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065157 +0000" stop="20260719074045 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Hill Spy - S03E11</title>
    <desc>An elderly Soviet spy, long believed dead, threatens  U.S. security, so Oscar must convince a retired OSI agent to work  with Jaime and identify his Russian counterpart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063723 +0000" stop="20260719072039 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mongolia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Andrew visits a meat market and the central market in Ulaanbaatar, a nomadic family living in Gers in the Steppe on the edge of the Gobi Desert, rides a horse with help from an amateur child racer, takes an archery lesson, a throat singing lesson, and meets some contortionists.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061313 +0000" stop="20260719063711 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elephants and Hens - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It is International Children's Book Week, and Bernard and Manny decide to write their own kids' classic and retire on the proceeds. Fran is off on a hen weekend, but still finds a way to fall out with Bernard and Manny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063711 +0000" stop="20260719070144 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moo-ma and Moo-pa - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Manny is panicking about the impending visit of his parents - Fran blackmails Bernard into letting them stay by threatening to tell Manny Bernard has been screening his calls to keep him from going anywhere. When Manny's parents arrive however, the duo are forced to corroborate some slightly embellished details from Manny's letters home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070144 +0000" stop="20260719072616 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Flutter - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Manny places a bet on the Grand National for Bernard who immediately becomes addicted to the thrill of gambling having previously expressed no interest. But his losses mount, and he starts borrowing gambling funds from increasingly scary people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072616 +0000" stop="20260719075032 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travel Writer - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Manny organises a travel-writing festival and invites a charming explorer to talk about his adventures. Fran soon falls for his twinkling eyes and lavish hair, leaving Manny ragingly jealous. Meanwhile, Bernard hires an assassin to solve a financial problem with his neighbour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061549 +0000" stop="20260719064019 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solo Butler - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ciel Phantomhive makes remarks about the sound of water and the warmth of the sunlight, but feels uneasy about opening his eyes. After hearing Sebastian's voice, he opens them to find Elizabeth sitting across from him on a boat. Bard, Maylene, and Finny are nearby in a boat as well. They arrive at a newly built bridge, where Ciel makes an announcement concerning its opening. Ciel then runs into Elizabeth, who wishes to seek a rare white stag that lives in the forest. Ciel promptly refuses but eventually agrees once Elizabeth starts crying. In the meantime, Lau and Ranmao hold bets on whether or not they will find the stag. When a storm comes, Ciel wants to stop the search and promises to come back another day. He also says he can just hire people to find the stag for him, which upsets Elizabeth a great deal. She runs away, saying through her tears that Ciel doesn't understand her feelings. After a short while, Finny appears and informs Ciel that Elizabeth is in trouble. Ciel rushes over to find that Elizabeth is trapped on a boat in the fast river currents. Lau points out that the old dam is about to burst. Ciel orders Sebastian to stop the flood and vows to save Elizabeth by himself. Surprisingly, Sebastian breaks the dam upriver, causing a huge amount of water to rush in. The boat is flipped over but Ciel manages to grab hold of Elizabeth. Ciel wakes up in Sebastian's arms and Elizabeth hugs him, apologizing in tears. Ciel yells at Sebastian for not stopping the flood, which prompts Sebastian to say that he changed the shape of the river to prevent future floods. Elizabeth is still upset that they were unable to find the white stag, but Sebastian replies that the white stag is just over the hill. The group runs over to look and discover that the white stag is a hill figure. While Ciel and Elizabeth hold hands, Elizabeth explains that if they finds the white stag, their life will be filled with happiness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064019 +0000" stop="20260719070448 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wench Butler - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with Grell Sutcliffe poetically commenting on a young couple who've just taken pictures. The female suddenly bursts into flames and despite the best efforts of her husband, who takes off his coat to douse the flames, his young bride is burned to ashes. Ciel is asked to investigate the cases, so he approaches Sir Randall and a man who seems to be Abberline. According to Randall, spontaneous human combustion seems to be occurring throughout the city. Randall denies Ciel any information concerning the cases, as it is classified. So, Ciel goes to the one person who might have ready information: The Undertaker. After making the Undertaker laugh, he shows Ciel the recent corpse: ashes in a tiny vial. The young bride is nothing more than ashes now as she was burned in frightfully high temperatures. Ciel then notices the ashes are glittering. At the funereal, the photographer and his overweight wife present the groom with the last photograph the couple took together moments before her death. The man tries to take it, but his bandaged hands cause him to drop the photo frame, causing it to break. The photographer's wife, Margaret Turner, makes a odd expression and Ciel notices a glittering substance akin to the ashes following her. Upon further investigation, they find out that all the victims had two things in common: they were newlywed women and they all went to the Turner Photographers to take their photos. Lau also informs them that he sold his largest shipment of magnesium to them. When they arrive at the photo studio, they see Turner's wife has destroyed the building because her life is miserable without passionate love. She proceeds to go completely insane, sprinkling everything with magnesium and igniting it with her camera's flash. Grell then appears to collect her soul. Surprisingly, Ciel does not remember him, but is vaguely reminded of Madam Red through Grell's overcoat. Turner takes refuge on Big Ben and starts attacking Ciel, who has followed</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070448 +0000" stop="20260719072917 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrorist Butler - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ciel and Sebastian begin the episode in a train station as Finny, Bard, and Mey-Rin send them off. Finny becomes so excited, he bumps into a luggage carrier heaving a large crate onto the train, causing the man to drop the box onto his hand. Ciel briefly observes the scratches on the man's hand as the three servants apologize profusely. The owner of the crate then explains its contents, a mummy in a sarcophagus, are extremely valuable. On the train, it is revealed Ciel was sent by the queen to settle a kidnapping case, and during their investigation, they meet a number of suspicious people, ranging from a tattooed priest to a hot-headed Japanese man. The policeman resembling Abberline arrives on the scene, but causes mass hysteria when he reveals there is a murderer held by police on the train. In the dining car, the policeman reveals himself to be Abberline's twin brother, though Ciel has no recollection of the Abberline he once knew. Afterword, Ciel encounters the luggage carrier from the station, recognizing him by the scratches on his hand, and concludes he's the kidnapper. The man flees to the last car while Ciel and Sebastian give chase, but the kidnapper disconnects the car to escape. Inside the isolated car, the kidnapper demands the ransom from the noble whose son is held hostage, but Sebastian stops him. After the kidnapper explains he put a bomb on the train that will detonate once the train stops, Sebastian kicks him out of the car and pursues the rest of the train. Meanwhile, Abberline begins to suffer from a terrible stomach ache that is assumed to be cholera, and Ciel finds the kidnapped boy in the luggage car where the mummy should be. Before the boy can be released, Ciel is taken hostage by the aforementioned murderer, Jack-Knife Hayward, who demands the train be stopped. However, not only is it revealed to all that the train cannot be stopped due to the bomb, but the train is headed for a broken bridge, and there may be an outbreak of cholera. Many</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072917 +0000" stop="20260719075346 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beacon Butler - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with Sebastian warning Prince Soma, Agni, and the rest of Ciel's friends that Ciel has lost his memory, and in order not to cause him any trouble, they must pretend nothing is wrong. However, Soma bursts into tears around Ciel when he arrives at the Trancy estate for the ball, but thanks to the efforts of Agni and Sebastian, Ciel has no real suspicions concerning his memory. Ciel warns Sebastian to be on his guard, because he feels uneasy in the mansion. During the ball, a passing maid spills red wine all over Ciel's costume, so she takes Ciel to a private location to clean the mess before it stains. After Ciel notices the spill hasn't been thoroughly cleaned, the maid begins acting strangely; she comments on Ciel's eye and licks his ear before ultimately running off his the eye patch. Ciel runs after her, eventually reaching the cellar, where Ciel begins seeing and hearing things that occurred during the first episode of this season. The visions cause Ciel to become frantic, so much that he vomits before fleeing to the woods outside. The maid is waiting for him to continue their "game", but Ciel has already figured out she was really Alois all along. Claude and the triplet servants join Alois as Sebastian returns to Ciel's side. Confident his butler is superior to Ciel's, Alois threatens to slaughter everyone attending the ball if Ciel does not willingly give himself up. To Alois's surprise, Ciel refuses. Alois then orders Claude to capture Ciel, while Ciel commands Sebastian to protect him, no matter the cost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061107 +0000" stop="20260719063503 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spatial Mage Brothers - S01E109</title>
    <desc>While Mimosa, Kirsch, and En were protecting the Vermillion residence from the elves, Langris, who had reincarnated as an elf, had arrived at the castle. He goes after the king’s life but Finral shows up with Captain Yami and Captain Jack. Despite knowing the difference in power between him and his younger brother, Finral continues to support Captain Yami and Captain Jack in this fight against Langris. Finral goes for a risky attack which injures him, and...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063503 +0000" stop="20260719065859 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Raging Bull Joins the Showdown!! - S01E110</title>
    <desc>As the battle at Clover Castle continues the Shadow Palace appears. Captain Yami and Captain Jack get a bad feeling about this, so they try to infiltrate the palace, but Magic Knights who had reincarnated as elves keep getting in their way. Then Asta and the other Black Bulls as well as Rades, Sally, and Valtos arrive! Asta tries to undo the reincarnation spell that’s been cast on the Magic Knights, but then the Captain of the Coral Peacocks, Dorothy Unsworth, who has also reincarnated as an elf appears before them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065859 +0000" stop="20260719072255 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eyes in the Mirror - S01E111</title>
    <desc>Due to Captain Dorothy’s magic, Vanessa, who can use magic to alter fate and Charmy, who can use magic to recover mana had disappeared. Asta and the remaining Black Bulls have lost the bulk of their defense and are now struggling against Gauche and Marie’s combo magic being used against them. Meanwhile, Vanessa and her team try to figure out how to get out of Captain Dorothy’s dream world.</desc>
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    <title>Humans Who Can Be Trusted - S01E112</title>
    <desc>Vanessa and her team are able to figure out how to leave Captain Dorothy’s Glamour World due to quick thinking on Sally’s part, but it’s easier said than done. But then Luck gets an idea to help them out. Meanwhile, Asta continues to try to undo the reincarnation spell on Gauche and Marie but can’t even get close to them. Henry sees this and decides to make a great sacrifice...</desc>
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    <title>Double Bogey on the Ninth - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Kate and Florence return to the UK to locate a final missing item from Eve Ashby's case file against Patrice Ganimana. But someone is ahead of them, stopping at nothing to kill and terrorise his way to this key piece of missing evidence. Meanwhile Michael in the UK, Alice Munezero in Rwanda, and Eunice Clayton in the US, all believe the time has finally come to reveal the truth about a long-buried crime - which will in turn expose Kate to a dark, shocking truth about her own past, and which may destroy her relationship with Michael forever.</desc>
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    <title>Smokin', Drinkin', and Chillin - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Black Jesus and his gang fail at trying to score some good weed. To make matters worse Black Jesus gets detained by police and questioned.</desc>
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    <title>Fish and the Con Man - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Black Jesus tells his gang that they must start a community garden. Standing in the way of progress is Vic, the Apartment Manager who threatens to bring all of them down.</desc>
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    <title>The Shit Heist - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After being extorted by Mexican gangsters, they are left with no money for fertilizer for their garden, so they must execute a manure heist at the Compton Boarding Stables.</desc>
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    <title>I Gave at the Playground - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The gang end up agreeing to help Boonie with a yard sale. His ex girlfriend shows up though to cause havoc.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Resistance: Chapter One: Knocking on Heaven's Door - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jefferson, is torn between his loyalty to his family and his commitment to saving Freeland. Meanwhile, Anissa's commitment to Grace is deepening. Lastly, Jennifer makes an interesting discovery.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Resistance: Chapter Two: Henderson's Opus - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Anissa and Jefferson have a heart-to-heart and she tells him she needs Black Lightning’s help in escorting meta refugees out of the perimeter. Meanwhile, Gambi implores Lynn to help get him access to the Pit. Lastly, Jennifer grows closer to Brandon.</desc>
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    <title>Eulogy - S07E05</title>
    <desc>An innovative system that enables users to literally step into photographic memories of the past leads a lonely man to re-examine a heartbreaking period in his past.</desc>
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    <title>The Lodge - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A refuge with hot water, food and all the comforts of civilization feels too good to be true. Rose oversleeps as fear grows and a visitor checks in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071358 +0000" stop="20260719075639 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Plane - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Time for takeoff. Out at the airstrip, old allies reconnect, new cohorts seize the opportunity, and escape seems tantalizingly within reach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061046 +0000" stop="20260719064155 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Seal - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After the King takes away Edmund's title of Duke, he recruits the 6 most evil men in the land to take the crown by force.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064155 +0000" stop="20260719071211 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bells - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Blackadder feels a funny attraction for his manservant and decides to marry when he discovers he is a she.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071211 +0000" stop="20260719073900 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After the Queen appoints Blackadder Lord High Executioner, he finds himself in trouble when the Queen pardons someone he executed ahead of schedule.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061432 +0000" stop="20260719063601 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boss Daddy - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dre’s torn at the office between looking out for Junior as his dad or letting him make his own mistakes. Meanwhile, Jack loses a friendship after trying to look cool in front of the basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063601 +0000" stop="20260719065704 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kid Life Crisis - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The Johnsons go on vacation at an all-inclusive beach resort in paradise. Dre and Bow meet a couple without kids and live a kidless fantasy for a while. Junior catches the eye of a cute girl and vies for her attention. Jack gets the flu.</desc>
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    <title>Adventure to Ventura - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Dre worries Diane and Jack don’t know how to fend for themselves and sends them out on an adventure, only to realize it’s his overbearing worries that hold the twins back. Meanwhile, Junior gets into a tricky situation at work when he befriends Josh in hopes of scoring a positive peer review.</desc>
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    <title>The Gauntlet - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Dre thought he was the best gift-giver, but Bow tells him she prefers meaningful gifts over expensive ones, so he does his best to get her something she'll love on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Ruby teaches Jack how to get a girl after she hears about his love troubles, but her antiquated ways don't help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073908 +0000" stop="20260719080015 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendgame - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Bow is heartbroken to learn that Diane is no longer friends with Sophie. Having been scarred by her own friend breakup in middle school, Bow decides to intervene. Meanwhile, Dre discovers a hole in the wall that Junior and Jack were hiding and forces them to fix their own expensive mistake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063410 +0000" stop="20260719071721 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cornelius Ruck - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Secluded on a private island, Red reunites with an old flame and a ring of thieves in a plot to make millions off stolen art. However, plans are quickly derailed when guests on the island mysteriously show up dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071721 +0000" stop="20260719080034 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newton Purcell - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The Task Force investigates a series of attacks on data centers perpetrated by a Blacklister with a peculiar condition, as Liz conducts a secret investigation on the side. Glen desperately tries to prove his value to Red after a shipping mishap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062127 +0000" stop="20260719064335 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Tires - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When his tires get popped, Blaze thinks he's out of the race for good. Luckily, Gabby is there with a new set of Power Tires-high tech wheels that can turn into anything Blaze needs to keep on rolling!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064335 +0000" stop="20260719070543 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ninja Blaze - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Ninja master Blackbelt is teaching Blaze and AJ how to be powerful ninjas when Crusher and Pickle accidentally launch themselves into an icy mountain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070543 +0000" stop="20260719072750 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Day Showdown - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Every truck in town lines up for hot chocolate during a snowy day in Axle City, but when Crusher tries to take all the hot chocolate for himself, Blaze is in hot pursuit to get it back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072750 +0000" stop="20260719075023 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Construction Crew to the Rescue - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Crusher and Pickle become trapped at the top of a tall, rickety tower, Blaze, Stripes and Starla transform into awesome construction vehicles to build a way down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062156 +0000" stop="20260719064659 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Accomplished Oath! Get Back Rukia! - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The excution of Kuchiki Rukia is starting to happen. As other captains are preparing to for the excution and Ichigo is still in his Ban-Kai training; Will Rukia be saved?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064659 +0000" stop="20260719071158 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strongest Shinigami! Ultimate Confrontation Between Teacher and Student - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While fighting with Ichigo, Captain Kuchiki Byakuya asks him why he wants to save Rukia. Ichigo responses by asking Byakuya why he doesn't want to save her. Later, after running away from the execution area, Ukitake Jyuushiro, 13th division captain, and Kyouraku Shinsui, 8th division captain, prepare to face off against the Commander of the Gotei 13, Yamamoto Genryuusai. Upset because the others have turned against him, Yamamoto releases his Soul Slayer and begins his attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071158 +0000" stop="20260719073656 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supersonic Battle! Determine the Goddess of Chivalry - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Yoruichi fights with her former student, second division captain, Soi Fong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061415 +0000" stop="20260719063501 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 17 - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Unicorn Song by Blippi Story Nursery Rhyme Song. The Unicorn Song by Blippi is a fun and catchy Unicorn fantasy song for kids! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063501 +0000" stop="20260719070909 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S01E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260719070909 +0000" stop="20260719074003 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S01E19</title>
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  <programme start="20260719063830 +0000" stop="20260719072436 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayfair - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puleng's situation grows more precarious. With the authorities remaining tight-lipped, Wade and the gang take matters into their own hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062340 +0000" stop="20260719064813 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hero Rises - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Heads Hydra—master of the Hydra Territory confronts Staz. Meanwhile Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō face the Tropical Territory who intend to conquer Staz's territory in his absence. Heads explains that after Neyn was formed, she along with himself and Fuyumi's father—Yanagi met to discuss their circumstances. Eventually Yanagi gave up Neyn to Heads in exchange that he raise Fuyumi as a normal human on his own. As Heads demands Staz's motive for resurrecting Fuyumi, the latter sincerely claims that he won't know his true feelings for her until she is resurrected. This prompts Heads to sever Neyn's eavesdrop on their interaction and tricks Staz into making a false pledge that would kill him should he go against Fuyumi's choices. Afterwards, Staz wakes up near the Hydra Territory's entrance along with Fuyumi as Heads tries to convince Neyn of his intention to allow Fuyumi to make her own choices. Meanwhile as Goyle traps Braz in his Cool Decision spell, he is rescued by Liz's arrival and they both escape using her teleportation magic. Unable to agree with Heads' gamble on Staz, Neyn starts debating with his motives in that they should protect her but he rebuffs that Yanagi is her true father. Meanwhile, back in the Eastern District, Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō valiantly repel their would-be conquerors, while Wolf receives a letter from Acropolis. Elsewhere, Staz laments the fact that his promise to resurrect Fuyumi had done more harm to her than good, but again promises to resurrect her in addition to leaving the Hydra Territory should they both be her desire, which she accepts. As Neyn and Heads watch Fuyumi and Staz's decision, Heads ponders that Staz will have to become a true hero to face the trials that lie ahead. Meanwhile, a mysterious group of individuals fly to an unknown location aboard a blimp.
In the epilogue, Braz arrives in the covert lab where Franken had been working on a new body for Akim which turns out to be his father whom he welcomes back to life</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064813 +0000" stop="20260719071300 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Skeleton Now - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In another dimension, vampire and boss of the Demon World's Eastern District, Staz Charlie Blood lives as a normal otaku. Staz's second-in-command, Deck, informs him of their capture of a living human girl, Fuyumi Yanagi and brings her over to Staz's apartment. Upon meeting Fuyumi, Staz becomes infatuated and engages her in an otaku discussion. Meanwhile, Deck and the other gang members get into a fight with a challenger to Staz's leadership who wields demon plants. Deck calls Staz for help, who aids them after suppressing his vampiric urges from Fuyumi. Staz easily kills the challenger and when he and Deck return to the apartment they horrifically discover that Fuyumi had been killed by one of the rogue demon plants. After finding her bones and strangely enough, Fuyumi herself on Staz's bed, Deck deduces that she became a ghost and Starz resolves to resurrect her. Fuyumi later remembers how she stumbled into the Demon World and takes Staz to a back alley where they discover a rare dimensional portal known as the "Black Curtain". Staz stops Fuyumi from entering the portal, explaining its strange nature, before expressing a desire to visit the Human World himself. Staz then takes Fuyumi to a local cafe where he has the owners, Saty and Mame, determine the nature of her existence via their "Third Eye" magic. As Staz reveals his intention of going to the human world to a panicked Mame, Deck enters with a new gang recruit, Mimic Yoshida. Mame outlines the repercussions of Staz's departure but he compensates by making Mimic the new boss; who subsequently transforms into Staz's own likeness and they decide to use him as a body double in Staz's absence. Afterwards, at a welcoming party for Mimic, Fuyumi wonders if Staz can really resurrect her but Deck reassures that Staz sees his goals through.
In the epilogue, Staz and Fuyumi step through the Black Curtain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071300 +0000" stop="20260719073747 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Home, But Not Really - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Black Curtain exits inside Fuyumi's room and Staz immediately begins criticizing her plain way of life. Afterwards, Staz suggests that he enroll as a transfer student at Fuyumi's high school and they run into her upset father but Staz sprays him with his diluted saliva altering his behavior and explaining that it possesses the property of controlling humans. later, Staz enters into a fit of excitement while marveling at the human world, and upon arriving at Fuyumi's school, sprays its entire population with his saliva and allowing Fuyumi to fit in as if nothing happened. Although, she soon learns that the chemical only creates false memories, at which point, her body starts disappearing much to her shock. Staz has her suck some of his blood, which restores her demon existence. Afterwards, Staz finds himself strangely uninterested in sucking the blood of humans other than Fuyumi. Later they return to Fuyumi's house to discover a woman calling herself Hydra-Bell. Bell reveals that she didn't leave the "Black Curtain" out by choice and that she had known about Staz's doppelganger to which Staz deduces that she intends to blackmail him into giving up his territory, before she uses spatial magic to transport him to point in the human world and threatens to kill Fuyumi if he doesn't get an item from a demon clothing store for her. Afterwards, Hydra Bell explains that she had been looking for the person who stole the Black Curtain from her. Meanwhile, Staz enters into a pointless fight with the store owner, until Bell and Fuyumi show up and the latter explains that Bell had only been testing Staz, in her search for someone with powerful magic. Finally Bell reveals that the only thing capable of bringing Fuyumi back to life is "The Book of Human Resurrection" which she had sold to the boss of the Demon World's Western District: Wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061538 +0000" stop="20260719064055 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hellebore - S03E03</title>
    <desc>In the Underworld, the vengeful king of the Titans puts Hades' love to the ultimate test. Seraphim reveals his perilous plan to save Gorgo from torment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064055 +0000" stop="20260719070618 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers' Journey - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cronos schemes to weaken Zeus as the Olympians bid farewell to their fallen brethren. Old allies lend their swords in a clash against a colossal foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070618 +0000" stop="20260719073147 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Head of the Maenads - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While seeking an oracle to help guide them on their quest, Heron and his companions intrude upon a mysterious cult and their gruesome blood sacrifice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073147 +0000" stop="20260719075643 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower of the Winds - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A humbled Hera pleads for aid on Zeus' behalf. In the home of the wind gods, Heron's search party fights a dark force that pits friend against friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063742 +0000" stop="20260719072546 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 24 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Season 3 picks up with Kevin’s confession to Marco going horribly wrong and the Rayburns’ web of lies and deceit threatening to unravel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060511 +0000" stop="20260719063238 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Got Game? - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Challenged to reflect on hurdles they've overcome in their pasts, the contestants forge powerful pieces that push their skills to the limit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063238 +0000" stop="20260719065924 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runway Walk - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The artists find inspiration in high fashion as they design intricately crafted accessories, including a braided handbag and a pair of socks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065924 +0000" stop="20260719072803 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light My Fire - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Season 1's champ returns to issue an intense challenge: concoct a sculpture that captures the heat, energy and emotion of fire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072803 +0000" stop="20260719075513 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale - S02E10</title>
    <desc>In the final faceoff, the top two contestants fill a gallery space with a showstopping installation, and one talented artist takes home the title.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062454 +0000" stop="20260719070553 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Fish - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A high-end escort’s body is found in the river; Frank vows to get justice in a 25-year-old case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070553 +0000" stop="20260719074835 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Ties - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Danny must delve into the family politics of the Russian mob while investigating the death of a gangster’s son; Erin becomes involved in a high-profile corruption case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060505 +0000" stop="20260719062845 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If It Weren't for Me - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Yuri heads to Satan, who has holed himself up in Section 13. Satan accepts Yuri and chooses to live with her. To live together, he decides to abandon Section 13, informing his followers of his withdrawal. As Yuri prepares for their escape, she reunites with Jenny, who is working in Section 13. Upon learning about Satan and Yuri's plan to escape, Jenny plots to free the test subject children at the facility, but...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062845 +0000" stop="20260719065225 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Before - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A newborn Rin, covered in blue flames, attacked the surrounding exorcists one after another. Rin, shaken by the sight and on the verge of being overtaken by his demonic self, is sent to a certain place in the present by Mephisto. Meanwhile, Yukio, who has left the Knights of the True Cross, and Shima arrive at the Illuminati's aerial fortress, the Dominus Liminis. Accompanied by the executive in charge, Homare Todo, Yukio meets Lucifer. Simultaneously, someone from the Grigori Sedes comes to visit Shiemi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065225 +0000" stop="20260719071605 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blue Night - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Shiemi cheers up after Rin suddenly appears before her. After hearing Shiemi's voice, Rin regains consciousness and heads back to the past to see the events all the way through. In the past, Satan's possessed body progressively deteriorates, beginning to break down and go out of control. The Blue Night begins at last. As powerful clergy around the world are engulfed in blue flames one after another, the Myodha Sect in Kyoto, the Three Sages in the Vatican, Shiro and the Knights in the Japan Branch struggle against the dire situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071605 +0000" stop="20260719073945 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight to the Death - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Using the Koma Sword, Shiro successfully seals Rin's demon heart. This separates Rin from his demonic nature and returns him to Yuri's arms. However, the respite is short-lived as Satan forcibly possesses the body of the Paladin Abel. Satan's love for Yuri has turned into obsession, but Yuri's words can no longer reach him. Satan explodes with emotions and attempts to take possession of Shiro's body. Shiro makes a bold move to prevent himself from being possessed, but...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060841 +0000" stop="20260719063337 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Costume Party - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Today is Blue's Big Costume Party. Everyone is dressed up in all sorts of interesting costumes, but who is dressed up as what? We use our observation skills to figure it out. We also skiddoo into a haunted house and search for the mysterious Oogulah Boogulah. Later, everybody does the costume limbo, finding out just how low they go while dressed up in their costumes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063337 +0000" stop="20260719065816 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inventions - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Steve came up with a device to use to change the channel on the television without getting up, but when he realizes that there's already such a thing, it spurs him to try and create a unique invention following the slogan of ""try again."" When Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper want to eat peanut butter and jelly on bread together, Steve's excited at his solution, only to realize that the ""sandwich"" already exists. We come across Shovel and Pail and play an invention game. We take a look at pictures of inventions and identify the order in which they were invented. Later, we skiddoo into an invention factory, where we take a look at some famous inventions such as a train and a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065816 +0000" stop="20260719072248 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Play - S03E23</title>
    <desc>There's a play being held at the Blue's Clues house and we're asked to play the cow. As we learn about the play, we find that it still doesn't have an ending. We explore more about how the characters are feeling in the play to get a better understanding of it. We also skiddoo into a collage and talk to the characters themselves to try and get a bead on why things happen the way they do in the play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072248 +0000" stop="20260719074724 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prehistoric Blue - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Shovel and Pail find dinosaur footprints in the backyard, leading Shovel to worry that dinosaurs might be lurking in the backyard, despite Pail's assurances that they became extinct millions of years ago. We help to calm Shovel's fears by identifying the real animals that are in the backyard. We have fun with Steve pretending to be dinosaurs, learning, among other things, the difference between meat-eaters and plant-eaters. In the Blue Skidoo segment, we actually head back in time and find out about a number of dinosaurs, from what they looked like to how they behaved.</desc>
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    <title>Pajama Party with Blue - S01E16</title>
    <desc>It’s a special nighttime game of Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to do for her first pajama party. While we play Blue’s Clues we learn about why it gets dark and light outside and which animals prefer the nighttime.</desc>
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    <title>Bluestock - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It’s Bluestock - the Blue’s Clues Music Concert! We play Blue’s Clues to figure out what song Blue wants to sing in the show. Blue &amp; Josh are excited to hear all of our musical friends sing including Magenta and Ally Brooke!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064909 +0000" stop="20260719071153 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Beat Band - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are starting a band! As we play Blue’s Clues to find out what instrument Blue will play, we form our very own house band, learn rhythms, identify tempos, and sing, tap, and clap all day long.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071153 +0000" stop="20260719073437 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek with Blue - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Josh, Blue, and all our friends are playing Hide and Seek, and Blue knows the BEST hiding spot! As we play Blue’s Clues to figure out the best place to hide, we search for our hiding friends and play Snail and Seek with Magenta and Blue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073437 +0000" stop="20260719075721 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Treasure Hunt - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cap’n McStripes (that’s “pirate” for Josh) and Blue are playing pirates, but where is the treasure?! We play Blue’s Clues to figure it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060501 +0000" stop="20260719061219 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Dropoff - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dad refuses to be late dropping off Bluey and Bingo at kindy and school, but the girls make Dad play so many games, they quickly derail his plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061219 +0000" stop="20260719061937 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Bluey has a playdate at Chloe's, Bingo must learn how to play by herself. But all the games she knows need more than one person! Luckily Dad has a problem that needs solving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061937 +0000" stop="20260719062655 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rug Island - S02E10</title>
    <desc>On Bingo and Bluey's Rug Island, a pack of felt pens can be anything - bananas, campfires, even a snake! But Dad will need to embrace his inner kid if he wants to make it his home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062655 +0000" stop="20260719063413 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo want everyone to play Charades, but Muffin and Socks are too young to understand the rules and Nanna must think quickly to keep the game on track.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063413 +0000" stop="20260719064131 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sticky Gecko - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Mum must get Bluey and Bingo out the door in time for a playdate, but they can't leave before they finish their game - waiting for a sticky rubber gecko to drop from the ceiling</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064131 +0000" stop="20260719064833 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad Baby - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Dad shows the kids how to use their old baby-harness, a new game is born: Dad Baby! But Dad is unprepared for the harsh realities of giving birth to a baby Bingo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064833 +0000" stop="20260719065551 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum School - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bluey plays mum to a brood of bouncy balloons, including an irrepressible floater named Greenie. But she soon discovers that mothering is much harder than she imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065551 +0000" stop="20260719070309 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trains - S02E15</title>
    <desc>All aboard the Dad Train! Bingo goes from home to daycare to her job at the Vet every morning, but there's trouble on the line as a mischievous Bluey throws everyone off schedule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070309 +0000" stop="20260719071027 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Army - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jack's the new dog at school and the newest recruit in Rusty's army. Jack struggles with following instructions and always forgets his hat but Rusty will make a soldier of him yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071027 +0000" stop="20260719071745 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Restaurant - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Bingo and Bluey want Mum and Dad to smoochy kiss, so they set up a romantic evening for two at their fancy restaurant. Everything goes to plan until Chef Bingo's special arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071745 +0000" stop="20260719072503 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggyback - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Heelers take a long riverside walk but Bingo's legs are tired and she wants a piggyback. To distract her, Mum and Dad invent fun games and get her little legs moving again!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072503 +0000" stop="20260719073221 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Show - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Bingo drops Mum's breakfast-in-bed on the floor, she's convinced she's ruined her big day. But Bluey helps make amends by putting on a play of how Mum and Dad first met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073221 +0000" stop="20260719073939 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tickle Crabs - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Dad brings a pair of tenacious tickle crabs home from the beach, nowhere in the house is safe! His only hope of escaping their tickles is with help from his true love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073939 +0000" stop="20260719074657 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Mum and Dad describe a made-up world where they can relax without the girls, Bluey and Bingo decide to burst into their fantasy and chase them down. How will Mum and Dad escape?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074657 +0000" stop="20260719075415 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S02E22</title>
    <desc>During a game of bus, passenger Mum is too scared to tell Bus Driver Dad that she secretly loves him, until she gets some help from the Grannies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061011 +0000" stop="20260719070642 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage and Hunting - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Nucky refuses to back Chalky in his conflict with Narcisse. Julia considers her options after Gillian makes her custody case in court. In Cicero, Van Alden stands up to Capone and comes clean to O’Banion. Rothstein looks to trade an insurance benefit for a cash infusion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070642 +0000" stop="20260719075956 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Horse Pike - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Tipped off by Sally Wheet, Nucky enlists Eli and Agent Knox to check out the extra cargo in Florida shipments. Margaret ponders a deal with Rothstein to improve her family’s living conditions. Capone grows suspicious of Torrio; Nucky faces a dilemma; Eli makes peace with Willie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060025 +0000" stop="20260719062149 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob's Boots / Mucky Muck - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Bob recieves a new pair of boots. They squeak at first, attracting the attention of some mice. Meanwhile, Spud challenges Bird to a race and helps himself to the contents of Bob's lunchbox. / Bob brings Scoop and Muck to the yard, both machines covered in mud. Bob decides to give them a wash down. But Muck doesn't want to be washed down - he loves being mucky! Just as well when Travis gets stuck in the mud and Bob, Muck and Dizzy have to go and rescue him. Later on Muck, Dizzy and Spud have a mud fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062149 +0000" stop="20260719064314 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob's Day Off / Magnetic Lofty - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bob attempts to take his day off to photograph the rare Blue-Crested Warbler. However, the computer breaks down and Wendy has to call him to take care of some urgent jobs. Will Bob get his chance to photograph the Blue-Crested Warbler? / Mr Bentley has organised some town improvements. Wendy is to turn an old railway line into a cycle path and Bob is to turn an old rubbish dump into a park. Lofty has been equiped with a magnet to remove the old rails. Lofty's magnet comes in useful to search for Mr Bentley's pen. Bob then recycles the old sleepers and rails into a park bench.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064314 +0000" stop="20260719070438 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley's Tortoise / Special Delivery Spud - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Bob, Wendy and the machines are building a bus stop. Roley is enraptured by a tortoise he nearly runs over and names it Timmy. Dizzy finds out that it belongs to Mrs Potts. However, at the yard when Bob takes some cabbages from Travis' trailer, Timmy sneaks aboard. / Bob and Wendy both secretly order new saws for each other. However, the next day Mr Dixon's delivery van breaks down. Spud sees it as a chance to show everyone who useful he can be and takes one of the sacks. Unfortunately Spud can't read, so all the parcels end up going to the wrong people!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070438 +0000" stop="20260719072602 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilchard's Breakfast / Scoop's In Charge - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Bob, Wendy and the machines are building a new conservatory for Mr Beasley. But they forget to feed poor Pilchard her breakfast! Pilchard then has to fend for herself to find someone to feed her. / Bob and Wendy have attended a lunch at the town hall. They leave Scoop in charge of finishing the Mayor's garage. However, when Mr Bentley arrives the inspect the work, Scoop gets too big-headed and accidentally crushes Mr Bentley's gold watch! Meanwhile, the Mayor presents Bob with a gold watch of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072602 +0000" stop="20260719074727 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muck's Sleep-Over / Trailer Travis - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Bob and the machines are working at a tunnel overnight. Muck is staying overnight at the farm with Travis. However, he gets scared of the dark and Spud's scary noises and runs away and goes missing. Meanwhile, Pilchard investigates an owl hoot and also goes missing and Spud gets lost in the woods. / Travis has to deliver a load of gravel. Scoop offers to help him and Spud gets a ride aboard. However, Spud unhooks the trailer to give Travis a rest and rolls away! Meanwhile, Wendy and the machines are putting up a signpost at the crossroads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060246 +0000" stop="20260719070834 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Generation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Combining charisma and grit, Robert F. Kennedy directs his brother's presidential campaign and helps him navigate the turbulent early 1960s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060605 +0000" stop="20260719062909 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speakeasy Rider - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer on the sly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062909 +0000" stop="20260719065236 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise - S05E10</title>
    <desc>In order to become an accepted member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy a job at the restaurant. Father and daughter are at odds and a choice must be made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065236 +0000" stop="20260719071619 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Buy Me Math - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071619 +0000" stop="20260719073901 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Millie-churian Candidate - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy, Jr.'s class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning, and ruining the school. Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a knife after talking himself into buying it for $300.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060453 +0000" stop="20260719063156 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face of Depression - S06E07</title>
    <desc>BoJack travels around the country reconnecting with loved ones, while Mr. Peanutbutter embarks on his own national tour as the face of depression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063156 +0000" stop="20260719065814 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Quick One, While He's Away - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A reporter digs into the circumstances surrounding Sarah Lynn's death. Hollyhock goes to a party in New York City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065814 +0000" stop="20260719072502 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intermediate Scene Study w/ BoJack Horseman - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When BoJack starts teaching an acting class at Wesleyan, Hollyhock sets some boundaries in their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072502 +0000" stop="20260719075142 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Damage - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Diane's depression lifts, but she's still struggling to start writing her memoir. Reporters Paige and Max pay Penny a visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061347 +0000" stop="20260719063242 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ep # 8739 - Apr 1, 2022 - S36E130</title>
    <desc>Sheila becomes enraged at Steffy after learning that Finn knows the truth about her despicable deed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063242 +0000" stop="20260719065137 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ep # 8740 - Apr 4, 2022 - S36E131</title>
    <desc>Thomas becomes increasingly anxious as he listens to Ridge and Taylor discuss Sheila's mental health.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065137 +0000" stop="20260719071031 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ep # 8741 - Apr 5, 2022 - S36E132</title>
    <desc>Sheila begins to unspool while fearing her dirty deed will be revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071031 +0000" stop="20260719072951 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ep # 8742 - Apr 6, 2022 - S36E133</title>
    <desc>Brooke's intuition shifts to overdrive when she reveals to Hope and Liam that she knows an external force is at work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072951 +0000" stop="20260719074845 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ep # 8743 - Apr 7, 2022 - S36E134</title>
    <desc>Ridge, Taylor, Thomas, and Steffy rally together as a family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064427 +0000" stop="20260719073302 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S08E28</title>
    <desc>The Cartwrights play host to Russian royals, who are the target of jewel thieves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061114 +0000" stop="20260719065431 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doll in the Derby - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Brennan and Booth investigate the death of a female roller derby skater whose body was dismembered. In order to get more answers, they enlist Angie to go undercover as a derby skater. Meanwhile, Cam tries to uncover the details behind Booth's secretive hospital appointments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065431 +0000" stop="20260719073826 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shot in the Dark - S08E15</title>
    <desc>When Brennan is shot while working late at the Jeffersonian lab, she is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. While at the hospital, she struggles with visions of her mother that defy her usual logic. Meanwhile all evidence suggests that Brennan’s attacker may be linked to the Jeffersonian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060151 +0000" stop="20260719060602 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show - S02E25</title>
    <desc>In the new educational show, Booba and his cheerful friends will help children learn to sing and dance, as well as find out something new for themselves!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060602 +0000" stop="20260719061057 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Booba looks for some treats and suddenly gets into a mysterious house ready for Halloween. Who will he meet there — a ghost, a witch or maybe a spider?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061057 +0000" stop="20260719061502 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Booba wants to learn to fly like a butterfly or a bird! Who will help him make his dream come true?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061502 +0000" stop="20260719061946 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kitchen Adventures - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A kitchen fridge is a real treasure chest! But Booba can be so carried away by a fun game that he even forgets about his favorite food – cheese!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061946 +0000" stop="20260719062646 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egyptian Treasures - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola find themselves in an Egyptian pyramid. In search of treasure, they meet a real mummy that suddenly comes to life!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062646 +0000" stop="20260719063140 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa's Grotto - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a shopping mall wonderfully decorated for Christmas. Or maybe it’s Santa’s grotto where he stores presents for kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063140 +0000" stop="20260719063634 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Office - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Offices are empty after Christmas. Booba and his friends get into one to have some party cake!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063634 +0000" stop="20260719064328 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Adventure - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sometimes it's nice to be transported from the heat to the winter chill. Booba magically finds himself on a snowy slope, tries out various winter sports, and meets a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064328 +0000" stop="20260719065026 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train Robbery - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Booba becomes a train driver in the Wild West. Will Booba and the passengers succeed in preventing the train robbery planned by the wicked criminal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065026 +0000" stop="20260719065722 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescuer - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Booba really wants to have superpowers and help everyone. But maybe you don't have to be a superhero to take care of your friends?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065722 +0000" stop="20260719070420 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S04E16</title>
    <desc>What's at the other end of the rainbow? Treasure, jewels, or something else? Find out with Booba and his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070420 +0000" stop="20260719071109 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booba and The Beanstalk - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Summer is a great time to grow vegetables. Booba has become a gardener, too, and has grown a giant plant. What's going to happen with it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071109 +0000" stop="20260719071803 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inventor - S04E18</title>
    <desc>To help his friends gather apples in the garden, Booba has invented and assembled a fantastic vehicle. Will it work out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071803 +0000" stop="20260719072455 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisibility Cloak - S04E19</title>
    <desc>What happens if Booba and his friends get their hands on a magical invisibility cloak? Lots of fun, jokes and pranks, of course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072455 +0000" stop="20260719073152 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Wash - S04E21</title>
    <desc>How can the muddy teddy bear be washed? Each of Booba's friends has their own opinion on this matter. Big Laundry Day promises to be fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073152 +0000" stop="20260719073847 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Mask - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends are competing in a fun race in wacky vehicles. Who'll finish first and win the grand prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073847 +0000" stop="20260719074334 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus Adventure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Booba works wonders trying to save the clumsy hedgehog from danger on a circus arena. But, in fact, Spike might also be a gifted acrobat…Watch the episode to find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074334 +0000" stop="20260719074828 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booba in the Future - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adventures through magic wardrobe are filled with twists. Booba wanted to go to the seaside but instead travelled to the future! Who will he meet there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074828 +0000" stop="20260719075225 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Juice - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Fresh fruits look so delicious! One wants to eat them all! Or maybe squeeze some juice? Booba will do anything to quench his thirst.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075225 +0000" stop="20260719075705 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clay Crafts - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola discover modelling clay in an artists’ workshop. They can now make vases, flower pots, fruits, cheese…Well, what else will the friends create?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060934 +0000" stop="20260719070048 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: The Tribes of Tatooine - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett faces new challengers on Tatooine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070048 +0000" stop="20260719073804 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Streets of Mos Espa - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett must deal with two very different threats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060156 +0000" stop="20260719062425 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date With the Booty Warrior - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Having conquered his fear of prison rape, Tom volunteers to lead Huey, Riley, and some classmates on a trip to jail as part of a Scared Stiff program. But when a riot breaks out, Tom has to get the kids, and his delicate backside, out of jail in one piece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062425 +0000" stop="20260719064650 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Story of Lando Freeman - S03E10</title>
    <desc>There's a new handyman in the neighborhood undercutting Uncle Ruckus... which is all good for Granddad and his garden until the man claims to be his long lost son, Lando. Will Granddad take responsibility and be a father to his child? Not without a talk show paternity test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064650 +0000" stop="20260719070857 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovely Ebony Brown - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Grandad meets a young black woman who asks him out on a date, and the only person who can spoil Grandad's new romance, is Grandad.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Medicinal - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After a checkup, a doctor warns Granddad that he could die any day if he doesn't get his stress levels down. Not wanting to become dependent on pills, he decides to take Thugnificent's suggestion and turns to marijuana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073129 +0000" stop="20260719075359 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fried Chicken Flu - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When a chicken franchise run out of its newest recipe introduction, things go from bad to worse when a viral outbreak is linked to the same chicken. Thankfully, Huey has prepared a survival outline in just such an emergency, but it's all threatened when no one can seem to stick to the simple plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061858 +0000" stop="20260719064052 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 24 - S01E24</title>
    <desc>At JFK, officers discover cocaine concealed inside a Caribbean cocktail. A Chinese student hopes to get a pass from CBP after overstaying his visa. Officers suspect a Colombian national is hiding something when questioned in Immigration. At the JFK mail facility, officers sift through packages of pills. A cross-border shopper with a criminal past is re-routed to secondary. A CBP officer isn't buying the declaration of a Chinese clothing designer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064052 +0000" stop="20260719070246 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 25 - S01E25</title>
    <desc>CBP questions a pair of real estate entrepreneurs bound for Florida. In Blaine, a Canadian traveler's US investments are cause for concern. An officer discovers suspect souvenirs in the luggage of a traveler returning from Mexico. At JFK, a US resident's cash declaration is off the money. American license plates registered to a Canadian driver raises questions in Detroit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070246 +0000" stop="20260719072440 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 26 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary. A mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge. A car search is brought to a head in Washington State. In Chicago, air cargo officers discover a surprise inside packaged food from China. A flashy handbag requires a second look at JFK Airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072440 +0000" stop="20260719074634 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 27 - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Officers discover a traveler is driving without a license after he wound up at the border by mistake. A US resident returns from the Dominican Republic with an unusual package. At the Peace Arch crossing in Blaine, two budding entrepreneurs are pulled into secondary. CBP examines the belongings of an American traveler returning from Nigeria. In Chicago, an unknown liquid substance is sent to the lab for testing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061405 +0000" stop="20260719064013 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Grievous Clerical Error! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Leah hires Jonathan to help find her new dog, “Little Ray.” Ray joins Jonathan in the search for the dog, getting some inside help. A reflective George heads to the hospital for surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064013 +0000" stop="20260719070228 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from the Castle! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A dermatologist enlists Jonathan to deliver a letter to his intended at an Asian health spa. Jonathan takes Ray to the spa for his birthday, with George and his new chauffeur Vikram in tow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070228 +0000" stop="20260719072748 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Ray is Mortal! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A mad stalker imperils Ray on the eve of the Brooklyn Comic Con. With the help of Officer Drake, he and Jonathan piece together leads to track down the perp. George decides to make a stand at work. Jonathan has another battle with his nemesis, Louis Greene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072748 +0000" stop="20260719075328 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde in the Woods - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After celebrating the release of his new book, Jonathan learns some distressing familial news. George reunites with his daughter Emily and Ray spends time with his biological son Spencer. Meanwhile, Jonathan's latest case leaves him in a precarious position.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063558 +0000" stop="20260719071755 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama's Boy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As the Raynard Waits matter escalates, Deputy Chief Irving sidelines Bosch. The detective turns his focus to unraveling the mystery of the bones case - until he becomes ensnared in a dangerous game of cat and mouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060051 +0000" stop="20260719062534 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother, My Sister, Myself - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Kip is discovered in the apartment without his Buffy disguise, Lilly Sinclair, the new manager of the hotel, decides to have the other residents vote on whether Buffy and Hildegarde are evicted or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062534 +0000" stop="20260719065044 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loathe Thy Neighbor - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A fight between Sonny and Amy sparks a fight between Kip and Henry, and a swap of roommates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065044 +0000" stop="20260719071603 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Macho Man - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Henry decides to toughen up his image when another date insists she just wants to be friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071603 +0000" stop="20260719074118 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Price Glory? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Kip and Henry have to compromise their morals to compete with Marty Bursky, the office boot-licker, for a prestigious new account, Dr. Bob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061908 +0000" stop="20260719064325 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teambuilding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Baby Corp is dismantled and comms are down, but that won't stop the Boss Baby from rallying to reunite his employees. Tim spends one last day with Danny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064325 +0000" stop="20260719070742 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theo 100 - S04E12</title>
    <desc>With diapers piling up in the Templetons' basement, the Boss Baby crafts a plan to break into Baby Corp, kick out his enemies and take his business back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070742 +0000" stop="20260719073144 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooter Buskie - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The constantly crying "worst baby in the world" is making life miserable for all of his neighbors.  Can Boss Baby's field team turn things around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073144 +0000" stop="20260719075549 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat's in the Cradle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Competition for cuteness heats up when a stray kitten appears on the Templetons' doorstep and the family decides to take him in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060414 +0000" stop="20260719064626 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hope and Gory - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Alan is shocked when a woman asks him to represent her for a murder she has yet to commit on the basis of "temporary insanity" and turns to Denny for help.

Meanwhile, Katie and Jerry once again represent Joseph Washington who is being persecuted in his home town for a crime he did not commit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064626 +0000" stop="20260719072837 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Object of My Affection - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Denny angers the senior partners when he fires an associate for being fat, consequently bringing a large lawsuit against the firm.

Alan enlists the help of Whitney in the case of Patrice Kelly whose temporary insanity plea is not going over well with the jury in her murder trial.

Meanwhile, Jerry helps a client who shares his affliction of Asperger's syndrome and begins to show some affection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062334 +0000" stop="20260719070721 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love New Work - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A reality star hopes the doctors can fix her botched breast job, Paul reconstructs a severely burned chin, and the medics meet a transgender woman whose face was filled with cement</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070721 +0000" stop="20260719075107 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boob-Watch - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Nicole Eggert, from Baywatch, wants smaller breasts after her last surgeon gave her ones that are too big; Terry tries to reconstruct a woman with a flesh eating disease; an international flight attendant in search of the world's best plastic surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061312 +0000" stop="20260719063445 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The War (1) - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A fierce war of pranks ensues after Cory and Shawn diss Rachel (Shawn parks in her parking spot). Cory, Shawn and Topanga takes on Rachel, Angela and Jack, with Eric acting as a neutral spy in both camps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063445 +0000" stop="20260719065619 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven the Hard Way (2) - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After a war of harmless pranks goes too far and threatens to break up the old gang, Feeney steps in to help mend fences. But he finds that even his intervention may not be enough to reunite the once-tight teens. We they see into the future, a few years later, to see what everyone will be like if they go their separate ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065619 +0000" stop="20260719071752 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's Having My Baby Back Ribs - S07E17</title>
    <desc>When Topanga diets to stem a slight weight gain, Cory panics that her new size may be due to a different type of baby fat. Meanwhile, Eric has a hard time watching his own weight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071752 +0000" stop="20260719073925 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Cory and Topanga Got Their Groove Back - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Cory and Topanga try to shed their humdrum personas by hosting a bash on the same night as the school's biggest party of the year. Meanwhile, Jack concocts a get-rich-quick scheme after a bump on the head bestows Eric with telepathic powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073925 +0000" stop="20260719075947 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brotherly Shove - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Family ties threaten to choke Eric and Cory when they argue over what to sell-and what to save-at a Matthews garage sale. Meanwhile, Jack and Shawn try to become more brotherly, but can't find anything in common to bond over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065129 +0000" stop="20260719075024 +0000" channel="C627.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cherry - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Boys get themselves a Superhero, Starlight gets payback, Homelander gets naughty, and a Senator gets naughtier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060021 +0000" stop="20260719062546 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome Aboard - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When Carol tells Mike she's expecting an addition to the family, eavesdropping Cindy and Bobby think that Carol is pregnant and pass the rumor along to the rest of the family. But the new addition isn't a baby, it's Carol's nephew Oliver, a clumsy boy who seems to bring trouble wherever he goes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062546 +0000" stop="20260719065035 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Petes in a Pod - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Peter meets a schoolmate who looks and sounds exactly like him. When Peter finds he has two dates for the same night, he hatches a plan to use his doppelganger to stand in for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065035 +0000" stop="20260719071559 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Secret - S05E19</title>
    <desc>When an FBI agent visits to check Mike's security clearance, Bobby and Oliver become convinced that Mike is working on plans for a top-secret project. They also suspect Sam of being an international spy scheming to steal the plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071559 +0000" stop="20260719074116 +0000" channel="C628.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snooperstar - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Marcia plants a bogus story in her diary to trap the snooping Cindy, which leads Cindy to believe a talent scout wants her to be the next Shirley Temple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060812 +0000" stop="20260719063029 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emotions - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When it comes to your emotions, who's in charge: you or them? We'll dig into feelings, what grosses you out and whether laughter is actually contagious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063029 +0000" stop="20260719065436 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Motivation - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Need a boost? Discover how motivation works -- and how to master it -- by learning the key to getting things done that you’d much rather skip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065436 +0000" stop="20260719071828 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oceans - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Join Sahana for a journey under the sea to learn about ocean layers, discover how fish can drown and meet some of the strangest creatures on the planet!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071828 +0000" stop="20260719074331 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thinking - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ever wonder where thoughts come from, how to think faster or how to overcome irrational thinking? Good news: We think we've got the answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060131 +0000" stop="20260719061315 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother, Did You Move My Chair? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brak tries to get out of going to school to avoid dissecting a clam in Biology class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061315 +0000" stop="20260719062442 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>President Dad - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dad decides to run for President of the neighborhood association. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that the incumbent Galrog, used to be a terrible planet-eating monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062442 +0000" stop="20260719063613 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brakstreet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With high hopes of winning a fabulous spa resort vacation, Brak enters a rap contest. Rapper Cee-lo guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063613 +0000" stop="20260719064724 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feud - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dad and Thundercleese are in the midst of a neighborhood feud. Weird Al Yankovic guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064724 +0000" stop="20260719065904 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Brak gets grounded and decides to run away from home. Special guest Space Ghost arrives at the house to arrest Brak for crimes he has committed in the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065904 +0000" stop="20260719071032 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Brak - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Brak has a devoted admirer which is initially quite flattering.  But, when the admirer starts imitating him, Brak worries that he might be replaced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071032 +0000" stop="20260719072206 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pepper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dad believes the Mothership will take him away to be king of the alien world. Meanwhile, Zorak begins a relationship with an interesting alien named Pepper. Sisto joins the aliens on the Mothership for dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072206 +0000" stop="20260719073323 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Brak, Mom, Dad and Thunderclese have been inivited over to dinner at the neighbor's house.  The neighbor include Franklin (A nervous dad whose nose always seems to be growing) Rhodna (A mother who lives in a steel box that keeps talking about everyone's judgement) and the son (A big fat guy that looks like a baby that can barley move around).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073323 +0000" stop="20260719074441 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Ski in Peace - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Brak wants to go to work with Father for ""Go To Work with your Father Day"". Brak's mom tells Brak the truth that Father doesn't work. Father shows mother a secret underground base, where he works for no money keeping Earth safe. Brak's mom forces him to get a real job at the local Ice Cream Shop. Meanwhile, Alien Ants from Outer Space attack while Father is away from his old job...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074441 +0000" stop="20260719075612 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Braklet, Prince of Spaceland - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Brak Family Players present their take on the classic Hamlet story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063700 +0000" stop="20260719071802 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair of the Dog - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Rocked by a bizarre birth and thirsty for revenge, Lisa commits herself fully to the curse despite hateful visions. Roy unexpectedly steps up to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071802 +0000" stop="20260719075412 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roman Candle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lost in Boro's jungle and astonished by her rampaging plant, Lisa gets an unsavory proposition from Lou. First comes a screening — then the screams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061608 +0000" stop="20260719063748 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BraveStarr and the Three Suns - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Stampede hires Morabond to drive out the settlers. Morabond uses a magical arrow given to him by Stampeded to take away two of the three New Texas suns. BraveStarr goes looking for them underground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063748 +0000" stop="20260719065930 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witnesses - S01E34</title>
    <desc>BraveStarr is given custody of two small alien stowaways who turn out to be on the run from Slug Moddy, an escaped convict. As Bravestarr fends off Moody, the aliens learn a lesson in dealing with bullies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065930 +0000" stop="20260719072113 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handlebar and Rampage - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Krang are invading New Texas. When BraveStarr, Thirty-Thirty and Handlebar go to stop them, Handlebar falls into a hole and meets a monstrous mechanical bull named Rempage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072113 +0000" stop="20260719074256 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway Planet - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Dr. Clayton discovers that a runaway planet is in a collision course with New Texas. BraveStarr, Molly and Dr. Clayton use the anti-social space trucker, Retro West's space truck to drop a magnamite bomb on the errant planet. Then they discover that there are still living beings on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060633 +0000" stop="20260719062323 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Bread - S02E24</title>
    <desc>As a child, Bread left home with his father, Brandon, out of fear of being compared to his elite brothers. Brandon announces that he will visit the Bread Barbershop... Wilk, Choco, and the guest bread after hearing about Bread's situation, go ahead with the 'superstar bread making operation'. Can Bread give Brandon a good look?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062323 +0000" stop="20260719063741 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apprentice - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Wilk goes to the beauty school reunion! But unlike Wilk, who cleans at the barbershop, his friends already have high-level barber skills... Wilke and his friends happen to volunteer for a haircut at a moldy mildew patient's village. Can Wilk transform the heads of moldy buns?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063741 +0000" stop="20260719065408 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winner - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Red bean bread that came to the Bread Barbershop after a long time! He introduces Bread to Melon Bread, a student with great skills... Wilk and Melon will have a haircut assistant showdown! Will Wilke be able to beat Melon Bread?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065408 +0000" stop="20260719070637 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Cupcakes - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When rats attack the residents of Bakery Town, the Cake Queen looks for a sure solution — and someone to blame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070637 +0000" stop="20260719071954 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Boy Wilk - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Wilk becomes the hair shop's laughingstock when Bread finds out that his parents still treat him like a baby. Can Wilk learn to act his age?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071954 +0000" stop="20260719073250 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chocolate Wall - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Wondering what lies behind the town's great wall, Chocolate Boy raises the question to his grandmother, who has an answer — and a story to tell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073250 +0000" stop="20260719074557 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of calculation - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After being replaced by Potato Chip's new robot cashier, Choco finds the brilliant math tutor, Mr. Naan, to sharpen her arithmetic skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074557 +0000" stop="20260719075923 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take care of my hair - S03E05</title>
    <desc>At a hairdressing competition where Bread is the record-holding champion, a new contestant joins in, looking to shake things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061315 +0000" stop="20260719070406 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Two very different up-and-coming stars on the court — America's Frances Tiafoe and Poland's Iga Świątek — push to realize their potential at the US Open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070406 +0000" stop="20260719074734 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Chance - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The season culminates at the ATP and WTA Finals, where top-ranked players Taylor Fritz and Belarusian powerhouse Aryna Sabalenka fight for redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061136 +0000" stop="20260719065849 +0000" channel="C636.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caballo sin Nombre - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Walt takes drastic action to bring his family back together. With Saul's help, Jesse makes an unexpected investment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065849 +0000" stop="20260719074602 +0000" channel="C636.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I.F.T. - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Walt ignores Skyler's demands, furthering the rift between them. Hank crosses a line at work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061212 +0000" stop="20260719063928 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazlo Suna - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a whopping offer, the brewery's debate between releasing their first beer in a bottle versus a can erupts into an unpleasurable situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063928 +0000" stop="20260719070714 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krachtbal - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm serves a biker crew that endorses one of his beers with a curious sense of pride. Meanwhile, Sarah finds her artistic voice.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Trink - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Mr. Brittas Falls in Love - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Brittas organises a "dolphin day" at the centre, but as always disaster reigns when a baby tiger shark is delivered to the sports centre instead. The day worsens when a teenage girl arrives for two weeks of work experience and the staff believe she has been eaten. Meanwhile, Linda forms a protest rally outside of the centre, opposed to the use of animals for personal amusement.</desc>
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    <title>Snap Happy - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The staff prepare for a photograph, however a chain of trivialities delays the event. Meanwhile, apart from Gordon Brittas, Helen also hates heights, so she participates in a parachute jump which goes horribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Elephants' Child - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Brittas organizes a sponsored bungee jump and expects his staff to take part. Helen Brittas plans a burglary to fund her bid for the franchise for the sauna solarium and Carole returns from her assertion course.</desc>
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    <title>SheWork and S... Bucket - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Bitcoin &amp; the Missing Girl - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Make the Space - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Ilana discovers a terrifying secret about Jaimé; Abbi tries to make the jump from sweater folder to window artist at Anthropologie.</desc>
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    <title>Artsy Fartsy - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the body of an 11-year-old boy is found on a Dorset beach, local police officers DS Ellie Miller and DI Alec Hardy are called to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As the mystery around the death deepens, DI Hardy and DS Miller have to work quickly and identify the key suspects, but where is the murder scene?</desc>
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    <title>Cheddar - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Holt allows Amy and Jake to house-sit for him while he visits Kevin in Paris, but mayhem ensues when Holt’s beloved dog, Cheddar, goes missing under their watch. Meanwhile, a romantic fling between Adrian Pimento and Rosa disrupts Terry and the rest of the precinct.</desc>
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    <title>Terry Kitties - S03E19</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to prove to his old precinct that he’s not a joke, Terry enlists Jake’s help in solving a case from his past. Meanwhile, Adrian moves in with Charles, with mixed results, and Amy invites herself to a hyper-competitive training exercise with Holt and Rosa</desc>
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    <title>Paranoia - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Rosa enlists Jake to help change Terry’s disapproving opinion about her fast-moving relationship with Adrian Pimento. But their love for each other is put on hold when Pimento thinks someone from his past is trying to kill him.</desc>
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    <title>Maximum Security - S03E21</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get information on a criminal operation, Amy has to go undercover at a women’s prison and befriend one of the prisoners. Meanwhile back at the precinct, Holt and the team plan a fake funeral in an attempt to catch a hitman.</desc>
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    <title>Bureau - S03E22</title>
    <desc>With Pimento’s life still in peril, Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI to help with a seemingly impossible heist. Meanwhile Amy makes a breakthrough while undercover, and Terry and Gina discover an information leak in the Nine-Nine.</desc>
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    <title>The Good, the Sad, and the Grumpy! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Grumpfish turns up in Happy Junction, he makes everyone in town really grumpy, including Sheriff Molly, who must find a way to help everyone handle their tricky emotions.</desc>
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    <title>Ocean Patrol - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The Guppies must stop Windy Pete and first mate Oona when they sail around the world and blast tropical climates with snow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070107 +0000" stop="20260719072349 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rockin' Out - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Goby and Gil go on a quest to get a geode at the top of a volcano. They try to make it back to the Rocky Valley Rock Show in time to enter the contest for best rock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072349 +0000" stop="20260719074630 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genie In A Bubble! - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Nonny, Gil and Zooli conjure a genie, she agrees to grant whoever brings her the most precious gift a wish.</desc>
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    <title>Flight of the War Witch (2) - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Buck journeys through a space warp into another universe, where he discovers that the peaceful planet Pendar is being threatened by the sinister war witch Zarina. The Pendarans enlist the aid of Buck and Princess Ardala, who had followed Buck through the space warp, and an unsteady alliance between the humans and Draconians is formed as Buck leads a combined fleet against Zarina's battlecruiser.</desc>
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    <title>Beaver Dam Fast Pizza - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buddy starts a rivalry with pizza-delivering beavers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062753 +0000" stop="20260719065159 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Protect and Swerve - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff Cannonball takes off with the Rabble Rouser, Buddy takes over his job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065159 +0000" stop="20260719071604 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Truck of the Future - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks his truck is talking to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071604 +0000" stop="20260719074011 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get the Hock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buddy becomes a repo man so he can get his stuff back from Big Tex.</desc>
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    <title>Storyteller - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Andrew films the Scoobies for a documentary on Buffy, while Sunnydale High is rocked by a sudden outbreak of student violence. Xander and Anya reconsider their relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065140 +0000" stop="20260719073432 +0000" channel="C649.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lies My Parents Told Me - S07E17</title>
    <desc>When the Scoobies fail to nullify the First's hold on Spike, Principal Wood and Giles team up to kill him. Meanwhile, Spike relives the day he became a vampire.</desc>
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    <title>Utah Mountain A-Frame - S13E05</title>
    <desc>A couple and their son head to southern Utah to build a modern A-frame.</desc>
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    <title>Arkansas Mountain Cabin - S13E06</title>
    <desc>A couple heads to Arkansas with their kids to build a dream mountain getaway. While the views of this location are breathtaking, this build is anything but a breeze. The family will have to work together through severe weather to get this job done.</desc>
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    <title>Love the Way You Lie - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The game's first player, a Ph.D. candidate at Stanford, tries to outsmart the challengers. But will a science question lead to his fall?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065022 +0000" stop="20260719072058 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Risk, No Reward - S01E02</title>
    <desc>More contestants chase after life-changing money, doing their best to tackle trivia on everything from Kevin Costner to Cinnabon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072058 +0000" stop="20260719075445 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Pays to Play - S01E03</title>
    <desc>One competitor closes in on the million-dollar prize while another closes in on the realization that this game isn’t for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061756 +0000" stop="20260719064328 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Learning the Ropes - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Lou buys a ranch in Wyoming and starts a new camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064328 +0000" stop="20260719070758 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never a Dull Moo-ment - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Parker discovers something about the ranch’s history. Destiny struggles with her first assignment as a counselor. Noah gets curious about what Bill does in his free time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070758 +0000" stop="20260719072923 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Aid - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Winnie plans to secretly audition for a reality stunt show, with Bill and Jake's help. Lou and Noah teach first aid to Desiny and Parker, but Destiny struggles under the pressure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072923 +0000" stop="20260719075355 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrecks Marks the Spot - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Bill searches for treasure with Destiny's reluctant help, and in spite of Lou's disapproval. Parker and Noah plan a dance performance, but struggle to include Jake in their festivities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061446 +0000" stop="20260719063800 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Busiest Firefighters Ever &amp; Manuel of Mexico &amp; The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly experience the life of a firefighter when they 'join the force' for the day. Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one. Rudolph Von Fluggel takes Lowly and Huckle in his hot air balloon and they're soon floating over Busytown - but without Rudolph.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063800 +0000" stop="20260719070111 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070111 +0000" stop="20260719072422 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Three beggars, who are fishing for lunch, get the biggest catch ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072422 +0000" stop="20260719074734 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Raccoon's Different Day &amp; Mario, the Venetian Gondolier &amp; The Best Babysitter Ever - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mr. Raccoon is bored with the same old thing everyday so he leaves Mr. Frumble in charge of his restaurant while he goes in search of a change. Mario wants a gondola so he can paddle romantic couples around Venice, but instead he owns a big clunky melon boat. Hilda babysits for Pig Will and Pig Won't and she does her best to fill the day with fun, but Pig Won't just wants to sulk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060852 +0000" stop="20260719065207 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farrahween - S01E05</title>
    <desc>At an over-the-top Halloween party, Sonika confronts her boyfriend about his past with another agent. Ben gets a tempting offer from a rival agency.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065207 +0000" stop="20260719073132 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Coming With Me? - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Brandon admits to Alexia why people at The Agency treat her differently. Sonika and Kevin try to repair their relationship, as do Ben and Joey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061517 +0000" stop="20260719070051 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheer Up, Slow Down, Chill Out - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Connect with a tight crew of Byron Bay's creatives. Sarah and Jade work hard to fit in. Hannah hopes to make peace with Jess at her sound-healing bash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070051 +0000" stop="20260719074342 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“I'm Not an Influencer, I'm an Inspirer” - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Alex expresses doubts about Jade. Nathan surprises Sarah. After vibing on crystals, Hannah gets troubling news. Tensions simmer at Jess' first show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060415 +0000" stop="20260719062622 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pair of Jokers - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Country musician Ronnie McDowell and drummer D. J. Fontana pay a visit, where Ronnie spots a signed George Jones guitar in the display case. Jimmie said that he's willing to part with it -- in exchange for not just money, but also the Lord Elgin watch that Ronnie is wearing, which Elvis Presley once wore on his television debut in the 1950s. Other items featured include a ventriloquist's dummy, a Cajun boat, and the original Furby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062622 +0000" stop="20260719064719 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmie's Last Stand - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Items featured include an antique Maytag washing machine from the 1920s, a bust of General George Custer, a model Lone Ranger frontier town cut out from boxes of Cheerios, and a trunk claimed to have been owned by Ernest Hemmingway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064719 +0000" stop="20260719070918 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Chip Off the Old Block - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Join the Cajun Pawn Stars as they explore the monstrous myth that is Bigfoot when a "certified" lock of his hair stomps into the shop. Jimmie gets excited over a commemorative gun of World War I hero Alvin York. And, Jimmie and Tammie check out a unique snow cone concession stand--will they scoop up a cool deal or will the seller's price freeze them out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070918 +0000" stop="20260719073035 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paintball Cajun Style - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Going... going.... gone? Join the Cajun Pawn Stars as they try to hit a homerun when a rare 1932 Game 3 World Series program--that features Babe Ruth's infamous called shot--slides into the shop. Store regular Chester stops by with what he believes is a 1903 Remington rifle. And, a personal check signed by screen legend Judy Garland sends Jimmie over the rainbow. But will he be able to click his heels and secure this unique piece of history or will this deal end in a wicked meltdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073035 +0000" stop="20260719075053 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mumbo Gumbo - S03E19</title>
    <desc>A handmade Native American bison jacket; a cannon that was supposedly used in the Colfax Massacre of 1873.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062432 +0000" stop="20260719065243 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock and a Hard Place - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Ken discovers Charlie’s secret. Atticus sends Hank and Charlie on a hunt, so they enlist the help of Hank’s daughter Becca. Marcy makes a decision about Stu that is influenced by her man-hating spiritual guide, Ophelia Robbins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065243 +0000" stop="20260719072037 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Clouds - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Karen asks Hank to intervene with Becca. Later, the boys board Air Force 69 with Atticus Fetch to fly to NYC to present the songs for the Broadway adaptation of "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love." Charlie faces a serious case of aerophobia. Atticus is surprised by Faith, while his wife surprises Hank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072037 +0000" stop="20260719074848 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dope Show - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Hank returns from his trip to find Becca spiraling, but his plan to help her backfires when they go to visit Atticus and meet his current house guest (guest star MARILYN MANSON as himself). Hank has an encounter that puts him in a very awkward position with Karen. Charlie takes Stuart out for the day and has an encounter of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S13E02</title>
    <desc>The team help a single mother whose flat is riddled with damp whilst Nancy and Dr Turner care for a Sylheti woman with an undiagnosed illness, and Matthew teaches Trixie how to drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061211 +0000" stop="20260719065804 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Canada - S07E08</title>
    <desc>With the title of Canada's Worst Driver looming, the three remaining motorists begin by riding in a car together as each one attempts to reverse in a simple line. Later, our drivers are determined to show everyone what they've learned at rehab. Using all the knowledge they've acquired, they attempt this year's Mega Challenge.

Finally, our remaining three tackle a public drive through the busy downtown core of Hamilton, Ontario. As the drivers wait with anticipation, the experts make their final decisions.

One driver graduates and the title of Canada's Worst Driver is finally crowned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065804 +0000" stop="20260719074327 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here They Come... - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Eight of the country's most appalling drivers and their nominators begin by safely driving to The Rehab Centre. Once they arrive at the rehabilitation centre, their driving education will commence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060849 +0000" stop="20260719063554 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Reunion - S01E09</title>
    <desc>On a visit to meet Jonathan's family, Liza is horrified to witness the Falls' treatment of their youngest son — prompting her to have a chat with Tanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063554 +0000" stop="20260719070324 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hornet’s Nest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Agent Steel infiltrates a singles' cruise doubling as a human trafficking ring in search of evidence. Will he find a criminal mastermind — or Jonathan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070324 +0000" stop="20260719073021 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unconventional Cruise Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After graduating at the bottom of his class, Jonathan Fall visits the career placement center in hopes of finding a gig worthy of his seafaring family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073021 +0000" stop="20260719075751 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062313 +0000" stop="20260719070457 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going For Broke - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gotham makes bold modifications to the Ferrari while respecting its pedigree — a gamble that could make or break the shop. The car debuts at a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070457 +0000" stop="20260719074623 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doubling Down - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The garage snags two Ferraris at a steal, but client expectations strain creativity. Mark rolls the dice on a '32 Ford Roadster build for a casino.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061658 +0000" stop="20260719063726 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Makeshift - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Michael mystifies laundromat patrons by impossibly multiplying miniscule amounts of detergent and makes one man's day when he convinces him that he's hit the coin machine jackpot. Then at a thrift store, Michael taps into his musical abilities by turning into a human record player. Plus, as an employee at a shipping store, he astonishingly flips a full bowl of punch without spilling a drop and repeatedly teleports a glass penguin to one customer's dismay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063726 +0000" stop="20260719065804 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Friendly - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Michael confuses wine drinkers with an incredible shrinking bottle and a supposedly deep cork that defies the laws of physics. Then, he bedazzles a jewelry store patron with disappearing diamonds. Later, he heads to the carwash where one woman takes a stand when her "go green" clean takes an unexpected turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065804 +0000" stop="20260719071855 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maybe it's the Echinacea? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Michael sells customers on the novelty of pets that can hatch out of balloons, and convinces a hotel valet that he can park a car without even sitting in the driver's seat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071855 +0000" stop="20260719073928 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serious Déjà Vu - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Posing as a bartender, Michael refutes distillation while turning water into liquor. Then, Michael blows the minds of customers in a coffee shop, and gives a man déjà vu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073928 +0000" stop="20260719080000 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Elevated Ferret Alert - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Michael poses as an interior designer and makes a staircase disappear.  At a car wash, Michael uses a unique method to retrieve keys that were locked in a car, and horrifies a woman who does not want new furry friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Fountain Of Youth / Treat Heart Baba And The Two Thieves - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Champ Bear, with help from Braveheart Lion, goes on a quest to find a fountain whose water makes everyone younger--but Beastly and Shrieky will stop at nothing to find it too. / Treat Heart plays the role of Ali Baba in this episode with Beastly and Shriekly playing the roles of the theiving villains. Treat Heart must outwit the two villains in order to rescue the other Care Bears missing stuff.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062447 +0000" stop="20260719064641 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Brightenstein's Monster / The Care Fair Scare - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Hugs and Tugs learn that just because someone acts or looks different dosn't mean they're not / The Care Bears organize a fair to cheer children up and make them happy but Shreeky and Beastly   are determined to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064641 +0000" stop="20260719070834 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Most Ancient Gift / Ski Trouble - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Grams tells a story of ancient Egypt, Beastly and Shreeky try to break the friendship between   two neighboring countries by stealing a precious gift. / Bright Heart goes skiing by himself, and is nearly captured by Beastly and Shreeky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070834 +0000" stop="20260719073028 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Care Bears Exercise Show / The Care-A-Lot Games - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Champ Bear hosts an exercise show complete with a warm up aerobics, and many helpful fitness   tips. / The city of Care-A-Lot is holding its Care-A-Lot Games, an event similar to the Olympics in the human world.  As fast as the games start, Shrieky and Beastly team up to cheat their way to winning all the medals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073028 +0000" stop="20260719075222 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gram's Cooking Corner / A Care Bear's Look at Food Facts and Fables - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Gram's bear has a new cooking show on TV and she's baking cookies. Even Beastly watches it and tries to make some. / The Care Bears host a fascinating potpourri of cooking trivia and yummy recipes that children can do themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Share Air - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Share plays Harmony's new song for everyone in Care-a-Lot before it's ready -- and finds out the hard way why she shouldn't break a promise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062444 +0000" stop="20260719064708 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nurture Is Her Nature - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lotsa tries to heal Grumpy after accidentally hurting him at the Care-a-Lot Picnic Games. But her help only seems to make things worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064708 +0000" stop="20260719070929 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beastly Bungalow - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Beastly sees how fun it is to hang out and get free treats at the Share Shack, he decides to open his own food stand -- right next to Share's!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070929 +0000" stop="20260719073153 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Heart - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the Care Bear Cousins arrive, it's time for a lesson in Care Hearts! But Wonderheart has a cloud over her head and doesn't seem willing to learn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073153 +0000" stop="20260719075413 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Tender - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart and Uncle Tenderheart try to hide how much they miss each other when the young bear has to stay away from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062705 +0000" stop="20260719071836 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outskirts, Damascus, NE - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ben and Samson have a heated argument over some bad news that Ben tells him about the death of Management, and Samson learns from Ruthie about seeing Stroud abduct Scutter. Ben suggests that they must track down Stroud at once so he will lead them to Brother Justin. Meanwhile, Iris and Justin back a local politician while Justin reveals his evil side to Reverend Balthus. Back at Carnivale, Rita Sue tries to play hardball with Bud, Stumpy's debt collector, by showing him who's the boss. Libby shocks her parents by revealing that she and Jonesy got married after a drunken night out, which prompts Stumpy to stage a dinner with them. In New Canaan, Wilfred Talbot Smith arrives with more bad news that he's interpreted a bad sign for Justin that his enemy has the power to destroy him with a special dagger. Lila offers to support Ruthie over her recent emotional status. At Carnivale, Jones is blamed for an accident when a car on the Ferris wheel collapses, and Ben resorts to draining the life force from a young woman to save the life of her son. At the end, Sofie finds a new job: as the new house maid for Brother Justin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061119 +0000" stop="20260719063650 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worse Things Than Betrayal - S03E07</title>
    <desc>As Saint Germain makes unsettling discoveries, Isaac marches toward a showdown. Meanwhile, Belmont and Sypha question a monk — aggressively.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063650 +0000" stop="20260719070150 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What the Night Brings - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is alive in the priory's basement, and for Belmont and Sypha, time is of the essence. Lenore opens up to Hector about Carmilla’s plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070150 +0000" stop="20260719072711 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harvest - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Night falls on Lindenfeld and all manner of hell breaks loose. Also, Isaac meets the Magician, Hector makes a pledge, and Zumi and Takka make a move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072711 +0000" stop="20260719075531 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abandon All Hope - S03E10</title>
    <desc>With the portal to hell open, Trevor and Sypha must battle an onslaught. Meanwhile, the Judge shares a disturbing legacy, and Hector learns his fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060005 +0000" stop="20260719062403 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sharon's parents visit from Ireland and have a strained introduction to Rob. More health complications create stress for them both, and Rob's secret friendship with Chris explodes in his face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062403 +0000" stop="20260719064815 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As the couple plan their wedding, Rob decides to throw a surprise birthday party for Sharon - but also finds himself searching for a new job after his Boston bosses fire him during a video call. To make matters worse, the groom's mother (guest star Carrie Fisher) reveals a big secret he has been keeping from his fiancee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064815 +0000" stop="20260719071233 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A heavily pregnant Sharon picks Rob up at the airport after a trip to Boston and tells him she has invited an old friend from Ireland to be her maid of honour. Rob decides to ask his fiancee's brother to be his best man, but Fergal has more important things to worry about - his wife has left him and taken their children. The bride and groom later split up to enjoy their hen and stag nights, both of which spiral out of control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071233 +0000" stop="20260719073653 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Turbulent lovers Rob and Sharon arrange an ill-considered party to enable friends and family to meet their newborn baby. Unfortunately for Sharon, the gathering coincides with a disturbing revelation about her father's health, a visit from Rob's mum, and an unfortunate incident with the family dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073653 +0000" stop="20260719080049 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A sexually frustrated Rob is disappointed when Sharon's psychologist prescribes antidepressants, and not more sex, as a treatment for post-natal depression. However, an outlet for his pent-up libido arrives at work in the form of an attractive new French colleague Olivia, who he quickly engages in what starts out as harmless flirtation. Meanwhile, now that she has been suitably numbed, Sharon finds herself capable of contemplating the world of mother-and-baby classes, but when her only 'mum friend' Sam goes AWOL ahead of a session, she is forced to deal with the dreaded 'mombies' alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061415 +0000" stop="20260719065538 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paved with Bad Intentions - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After ruining a young couple's yard and their plans to start a family, contractor Ray proves hard to catch. Skip and Adam try to bring Ray back to the job!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065538 +0000" stop="20260719073702 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Concrete Bungle - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam &amp; Skip hunt for a reckless contractor that left the Rodriguez family’s four small kids in danger from sharp metal rebar, upturned stakes that look like booby traps, and a 20’ drop with no safety fence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060210 +0000" stop="20260719064933 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Terror: New York Zodiac Killer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In the '90s, a killer in New York selects his victims based on their birth signs. Can the cops catch him before he attacks all 12 symbols of the zodiac?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064933 +0000" stop="20260719073623 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhunt: The Olympic Park Bomber - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A deadly bomb explodes at the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta. But as FBI agents investigate subsequent attacks, they realize they've also become targets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060737 +0000" stop="20260719063126 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog Ate My Homework / The End - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Cat comes up with a money-making scheme where a Dog eats people's homework. / Nearburg fears it is the end of the world after seeing a cloud shaped like an evil skull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063126 +0000" stop="20260719065514 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cliff's Little Secret / Freak Show - S02E42</title>
    <desc>CatDog realizes that Cliff is taking Ballet lessons, and are no longer scared of him. / CatDog joins a freak show to earn some cash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065514 +0000" stop="20260719071904 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Dog / Dog Show - S03E15</title>
    <desc>CatDog becomes a fire dog at the fire department. / Dog enters a Dog show and Cat dresses up as a Dog tail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071904 +0000" stop="20260719074253 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Geekers / The Golden Hydrant - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Greasers make fun of CatDog and their friends and call them the 'Geekers.' CatDog and his friends decide to make their own club: "The Geeker". / CatDog find what they think is the 'Golden Hydrant'. They put the Golden Hydrant up for viewing in their own museum. They charge money for people to go see it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060626 +0000" stop="20260719064738 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Derek &amp; Kristen - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Derek is a veteran and a single father who was cheated on by his ex-wife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064738 +0000" stop="20260719072843 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keyonnah &amp; Bow Wow - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Keyonnah has been a fan of the rapper Bow Wow since she was growing up. She messages him one day and is shocked when he messages her back. They have been talking for 4 months, but Keyonnah is suspicious when he refuses to video chat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060358 +0000" stop="20260719062453 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celebrity Deathmatch Goes to the Movies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>1. Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert   2. Jerry Lewis vs. Dean Martin   3. Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee
Fight Summary:   1 - Gene Siskel vs. Roger Ebert
Gene and Roger was forced to fight with their thumbs tied together, Gene Siskel started spinning around, so Roger Ebert is spun around in the air, finally Gene breaks Roger's thumb off so Roger Ebert is sent flying into the announcer's booth, which collapses on him, but Nick accidently falls out of the tower, and falls into a coma...
2 - Jerry Lewis vs. Dean Martin
Since Nick was in a coma, Johnny decided to show a clip, which was this fight.
The fight ended with Jerry Lewis spilling one of Dean Martin's drinks, Dean gets pissed off and kicks Jerry out off the ring, and the fight ends so.
3 - Quentin Tarantino vs. Spike Lee
Woody Allen guest refers this fight, but he just gets in the way of the fighters, finally he gets really pissed and knocks down Spike Lee (not killing him though), and then he rips out Quentin's intestance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062453 +0000" stop="20260719064529 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Returns - S01E06</title>
    <desc>1. Fiona Apple vs. John Popper   2. Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman   3. Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson
Nick Diamond was temporarily replaced by a celebrity deathmatch co-host contest winner Lenny Stanton, However when he starts talking about replacing Nick permanently, Nick returns and kicks the little punk's ass.
Fight Summary:
1 - Fiona Apple vs. John Popper
Fiona tries to attack John several times, but she just ends up breaking both her legs and her arms, finally she bits him in the leg, and climbs on top of him and tries to give a speech to the audience, who gets pissed, so they cheer on John, and he rolls over Fiona, flattening her.
2 - Christopher Walken vs. Gary Oldman
Christopher was very careful not to mess up his hair, but when Gary touches it, Christopher gets pissed and breaks Gary's head between his hands.
(Nick returns after this fight)
3 - Garth Brooks vs. Marilyn Manson
Garth hypnotizes Marilyn and starts punching him, but Marilyn snaps out off the coma, and grabs</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064529 +0000" stop="20260719070657 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fandemonium I - S01E09</title>
    <desc>1. Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin   2. Chris Rock vs. Adam Sandler   3. Jenny McCarthy vs. Carmen Electra
This was the first Celebrity Deathmatch fandemonium.   I think you were able to vote for which fights you wanted to see on the MTV cdm page.
Fight Summary:   1 - Vince McMahon vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Stone Cold used a tombstone to smash Vince McMahon unconcsious, then he smashed his body into pieces, put the pieces into a coffin, and dragged it out of the arena.
2 - Chris Rock vs. Adam Sandler
The two fighters were first unwanting to fight and pretended to lose etc. until Mills started ""the fan of fandemonium"", which was a giantic fan that lowered above the arena until they were sliced up.   So Adam and Chris started fighting and it ended with Chris lifting up Adam and throwing him on the switch to the fan, electrocuting Adam Sandler, but also unabled the fan to be turned off, so the fan sliced up Chris Rock and no one was the winner.
3 - Jenny McCarthy vs. Carmen Electra
Howar</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070657 +0000" stop="20260719072740 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bulls - S01E10</title>
    <desc>1. David Spade vs. Steven Seagal   2. Prince Charles vs. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince   3. Michael Jordan vs. Dennis Rodman
Fight Summary:
1 - David Spade vs. Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal is was superior to David at first, and he beats him up real good, but then he throws David out of the ring.   The waistband in David Spade's pants breaks, and David borrows a Superbowl ring from Scottie Pippen who watched the fight, David uses the ring and the waistband as a slingshot, and shoots the ring through Steven Seagal's head.
2 - Prince Charles vs. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
The Prince and the Artist fight for a while, then Queen Elizabeth throws her crown into the ring, and it hits the Artist in his arm, then the Prince knights the Artist with a blow to the head, that actually knocks the head into the Artist's body.
The Prince formerly known as Charles is the winner.
3 - Michael Jordan vs. Dennis Rodman
Michael Jordan grabs a basket ball and jams it into Rodman's mouth, then h</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072740 +0000" stop="20260719074741 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>37th Annual Sci-Fi Fight Night - S01E11</title>
    <desc>1. Celine Dion vs. Prodigy's Keith Flint   2. Nick Diamond vs. The Alien   3. David Duchovny &amp; Gillian Anderson vs. Will Smith &amp; Tommy Lee
This was the first sci-fi episode.
Fight Summary:   1 - Celine Dion vs. Keith Flint
It began with Celine Dion singing the national anthem, but Keith Flint suddenly stormed in and knocked down Celine with a chair, however she recovered fast, and after some kicks and punches, she rips Keith's head off and swallows it, after that she reveals that she is actually an alien, then she possesses the body of Don King.
2 - Nick Diamond vs. The Alien
After the first fight, there was a short ""Celebrity Deathmatch Mega Mix"", showing clips from previous fights, then there would be a Sci Fi Q/A featuring Peter Mattheu and Mark Hamill.   An audience member asked Peter is he could do the ""Chewie grunt"" from Star Wars, Peter improvises and makes a noise, and then the alien (Celine Dion) gets really pissed and jumps into the arena and kills both Peter and Mark.   Afte</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061726 +0000" stop="20260719065913 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Band Perry vs Giuliana Rancic and Melissa Joan Hart vs Paul Sorvino - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities features the families of cosmologist, author, and astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and NBA Champion, actor, and businessman Rick Fox. In a separate game, a boy-band team takes on girl-group members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065913 +0000" stop="20260719074102 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelors vs Bachelorettes and Indy Car Drivers vs Sports Illustrated Models - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature comedians and actors from popular shows "Grace &amp; Frankie," "Fresh Off the Boat," and "Saturday Night Live." In a separate game, family members of actress-singer Christina Milian take on comedian Louie Anderson and his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064306 +0000" stop="20260719072618 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Of - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A "Best Of" one hour special. Joan Rivers asks a voodoo priestess to help her with an angry ghost; Michael Imperioli meets a tormented spirit at a legendary New York hotel; Jeffrey Ross's high-flying lifestyle is brought down to earth by a strange haunting; and Elizabeth Rohm's blissful retreat from the grind of Law &amp; Order is interrupted by an unhappy spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061345 +0000" stop="20260719064012 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rift (1) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The herd makes it to the Rift and reminisces about their time together while waiting for Waterbaby to arrive with the final piece of the key.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064012 +0000" stop="20260719070744 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rift (2) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Horse and Rider face a frightening enemy. Back in Centaurworld, the herd summons up the courage to enter the void and fight for their friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070744 +0000" stop="20260719073542 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horsatia Wighair Beansz? - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Horse tries to recruit an army to defend Centaurworld, but no one wants to join. The herd visits the Horsetaurs' castle to see if they'll help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061023 +0000" stop="20260719063129 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakout - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Dr. Harriman, a scientist who used to cut corners with building materials, and now an inmate at the Lunar Penitentiary is broken out by Doc Terror, who wants to use his knowledge of . Rex and John investigate Harriman's daughter Alexis, at her research lab. Terror then attacks the lab, and despite the Centurions' efforts, succeeds in stealing Alexis' new sonic ray. Suspecting Terror had an insider, Rex discovers that Alexis herself is helping him and her father in getting revenge on the World Council of Scientists. John discovers that Terror intends to use the sonic ray to destroy a new dam, but is captured by Hacker. John must figure out a way of escaping and warning the other Centurions before Terror can use the ray to destroy the dam.
Science Lesson: Agricultural methods by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063129 +0000" stop="20260719065232 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantis Adventure (1) - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Mei Lee and her colleague Jason from Sealab, are exploring a recently-discovered underwater trench, the deepest ever found. Their sea-bubble comes under attack by a giant squid and loses contact with Sealab. Max is sent to rescue them, but he too is attacked and loses contact with Sealab. Ace and Jake are sent to NASA to use an experimental Venus Probe, as only the probe can withstand the pressure at that depth. Meanwhile Max awakens to find himself in the undersea city of Atlantis, ruled by Princess Diana. At NASA, Ace is reunited with his old Air Academy comrade Sean O'Connor, who still holds a grudge against him since they had an argument over a girl. Diana tells Max her civilization has survived for many centuries since the city sank, and that they want no contact with the surface world, so he, Mei Lee and Jason are to remain there forever. Seeking control over Atlantis himself, Diana's cousin Naro attempts to steal the Venus Probe, leaving Ace to defend the ship underwater, where</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065232 +0000" stop="20260719071335 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantis Adventure (2) - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Jake has Crystal beam Ace back up to Skyvault, freeing him from the squid's clutches. Naro tells Jake and Sean that he intends to use the probe to take over Atlantis, and O'Connor agrees to help him. Meanwhile, Max and the two from Sealab escape from their confinement and look for a transmitter, but are stopped by Diana troops. Ace returns to Sealab, which engages its new force field to descend to Atlantis' depth. Max and the others escape from Atlantis and take Diana with them, but they are soon attacked by Naro's forces. Sean uses the Venus Probe to return to Sealab, where it is soon boarded by Naro and his followers. Jake escapes and beams outside Sealab, where he attempts to get on board. Sean reveals to Ace that he's still really on their side, and together they attempt to regain control of the base. Now working with Diana, Max and the rest of the Centurions try to defeat Naro's forces.
Science Lesson: Uranus by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071335 +0000" stop="20260719073518 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Warrior - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A group of Native Americans comes under attack by a giant totem claiming to be a ghost warrior, who tells them to fight against those who have built upon  their land. The tribal leaders call in John Thunder, who brings along his fellow Centurions Ace and Jake. While John confers with his people, Ace and Jake are attacked by Hacker. Meanwhile, the giant ghost warrior appears to John and his tribe and brainwashes them into attacking a geological research lab. John tracks down the ghost warrior and finds out that it is really a giant Traumitizer controlled by Doc Terror. Terror traps John, and as his brainwashed victims keep Ace and Jake occupied, Terror attacks the real target: a nearby space port. John must free himself and his people, and assist his Centurion friends.
Science Lesson: The Apaches by John.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073518 +0000" stop="20260719075707 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let the Lightning Fall - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Ace disarms some plane hijackers working for Doc Terror, who is angered by their surrender. Despairing of the failing of humans, Terror blames Amber for selecting the hijackers, and decides to exterminate all of mankind and replace them with robots. Rex Charger is specially recalled from a skiing trip to respond to a distress signal. He discovers that it is Amber, being chased by Hacker and some Strafers. She tells the Centurions that her father intends to destroy all of humanity this time, and that she wants them to stop his mad plan. With her help, the Centurions track him down to a Florida power plant, and discover that Terror intends to use a weather control satellite to create the biggest storm the world has ever seen. With the storm's strength increasing exponentially, it is left to the Centurions to figure out a way of neutralizing it.
Science Lesson: Lightning by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060724 +0000" stop="20260719065128 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Policing the Pack - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Cesar rehabs an over-policing Pit mix and a space-invading mini schnauzer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065128 +0000" stop="20260719073530 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unquiet Place - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Cesar rehabs an overexcited Labrador and a pushy adolescent Doberman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060102 +0000" stop="20260719062306 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transfer Point - S02E30</title>
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  <programme start="20260719062306 +0000" stop="20260719064514 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steamer's Defection - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Steamer defects to the Guardians, but they're suspicious when he reveals Cy-Kill's new scheme to overthrow Earth.</desc>
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    <title>The GoBot Who Cried Renegade - S02E32</title>
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    <title>The Seer - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Whiz Kid - S02E34</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Rent Arrears - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp is afraid that a fellow barrister is going to expose his ownership of a disreputable real estate company.  Meanwhile, Ruth attempts to bond with a client who is going through a tough battle for child custody.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dave hits the campaign trail as yell-happy presidential candidate Howard Dean and assumes the role of an antagonistic Gary Coleman. He also attempts to elude a crop of persistent racial stereotype pixies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063735 +0000" stop="20260719065838 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dave meets the powerful Show Business and offers a look at a bunch of monsters who have seen their share of discrimination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065838 +0000" stop="20260719072017 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black White Supremacist - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dave pokes fun at an annoying Mitsubishi car commercial. Dave appears in a video to show Popcopy copy store employees how to annoy the customers. Dave makes a case for hip-hop's degradation of women, which ruins the legacy of Nat King Cole. Learn how to order your very own home stenographer. Dave plays a blind, angry white supremacist who joins the KKK, but doesn't know he's black.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072017 +0000" stop="20260719074143 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Introducing Tyrone Biggums - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dave plays crack addict Tyrone Biggums, who gives a speech to an elementary school classroom. Also featuring musical guest Mos Def.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074143 +0000" stop="20260719075952 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Those Breasts - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dave plays an angel who shows a woman, regretful of her large chest, the error of her ways in "It's a Wonderful Chest." A shopping network spoof finds QVC selling very odd and distasteful items. Dave also shares humorous outtakes from the classic miniseries "Roots." Also featuring musical performer Talib Kweli.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061952 +0000" stop="20260719070342 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Old Black Magic - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The sisters must find and train the 'Chosen One' to vanquish a powerful evil witch that could destroy the Charmed Ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070342 +0000" stop="20260719074606 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They're Everywhere - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A band of knowledge-stealing warlocks hunt down a young man who uncovered the location of one of the greatest sources of power in the world. Meanwhile, Prue has her hands full with Jack Sheridan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061003 +0000" stop="20260719065300 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ethan Dalton; Jennifer Conner - S13E18</title>
    <desc>Ethan's girlfriend's music career moves include the horizontal mambo; Jennifer finds her common-law husband in a sex shop with another woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065300 +0000" stop="20260719073558 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessica York; Montrece Browder - S13E19</title>
    <desc>Jessica's boyfriend has more than a gambling addiction; Montrece's mechanic boyfriend checks under someone else's hood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062150 +0000" stop="20260719064640 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Juan is Hell - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Sam is happy to be the subject of Diane's psychology term paper until he learns just exactly what the Don Juan syndrome is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064640 +0000" stop="20260719071149 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools and Their Money - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Sam thinks he's doing Woody a favor by not placing a bet for the young man, but the long shot comes in and Sam has to pay off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071149 +0000" stop="20260719073604 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Shirt... Please - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sam's ego is crushed when no one bids on his old baseball jersey during a public television auction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073604 +0000" stop="20260719080044 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspicion - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Diane arranges for a stranger to come into Cheers as part of an experiment in paranoid behavior, but then she provides an even better example as she waits for the gang to get back at her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064738 +0000" stop="20260719073325 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 4 (Pastry): Will Goldfarb - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After finally achieving recognition in New York, Will Goldfarb suffers yet another setback and decides to relocate to tropical Bali half a world away to start anew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063523 +0000" stop="20260719071820 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Storm Riders - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A rancher named John Dembro gives shelter to Cheyenne who's been hurt in an ""incident"" on the adjoining ranch owned by Martin Storm. Both Dembro's teenaged daughter, Johnny, and her stepmother, Sheila, are anxious to treat Cheyenne's injuries and they become bitter rivals. Soon Dembro persuades the recovered Cheyenne to help him unite the other small ranchers to oppose Storm who maintains his authority through a hired ""gun"" named Swallow. Cheyenne kills Swallow in a shootout. Dembro becomes drunk in the ensuing celebration and dies in a fire, though Sheila could have saved him. Now free of her husband, Sheila makes a play for Cheyenne who spurns her. Hurt and angry, the increasingly-deranged Sheila has Cheyenne arrested, claiming he killed her husband. Sheila's deemed too crazy to give credible testimony so Cheyenne is freed but townspeople, believing Cheyenne's guilty, form a lynch mob, egged on by Storm. Johnny arrives on the scene and convinces the crowd of Cheyenne's innocence. Sto</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071820 +0000" stop="20260719080036 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rendezvous at Red Rock - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Pat Keogh is a bank robber and killer who, when the episode begins, has just killed a man and Cheyenne has been accused by a group of vigilantes. Keogh rescues Cheyenne, admitting to him that he was the guilty party, and he cuts Cheyenne in on the bank robbery he's about to make in Red Rock with the help of two accomplices. Cheyenne meets a marshal friend who is trailing Keogh and enlists Cheyenne's help in stopping Keogh. Cheyenne foils the plot, but not after a lot of gunplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062529 +0000" stop="20260719072253 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Overnight Celebrity - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Emmett attempts to win Tiff back. Kiesha looks to start a new chapter for her and her son. Kevin takes his passion to a new level. Jake tries out for the basketball team. Papa’s announcement at the school pep rally quickly takes a turn for the worse. Jada hits a roadblock in her relationship with Suede. Trig takes a major step while continuing his efforts to protect the community. Douda and an old face return to visit Tracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062205 +0000" stop="20260719070407 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nemesis - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Severide struggles with the cost of helping Det. Pryma with the Martucci case. Gallo campaigns for Herrmann to represent 51 at the National Firefighter's Association's Winter Conference. A familiar face makes a shocking return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070407 +0000" stop="20260719074611 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something for the Pain - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Det. Pryma's case comes to an explosive end with Kidd and Carver's lives in danger. Brett installs an infant safe surrender box at 51. Violet is determined to take Emma down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062049 +0000" stop="20260719070210 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Know the Way Home? - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Charles and April team up to take on a mysterious patient in the ED. Dr. Halstead is forced to make a life-or-death decision for one of his trial patients. Dr. Marcel is confronted by his past when a former acquaintance is brought into the ED.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070210 +0000" stop="20260719074356 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Search of Forgiveness, Not Permission - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Marcel and Dr. Manning lay everything on the line to assist a sick woman. Dr. Halstead faces an uphill battle in getting participants involved in his clinical trial. Dr. Choi clashes with a patient who demands absolute perfection of himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063651 +0000" stop="20260719071752 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Knuckle - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When the son of an influential former officer is implicated in a murder, Moore pressures Voight to charge him quickly. The stakes are raised in Atwater's fight against the blue wall after patrol officers stop responding to his team's calls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071752 +0000" stop="20260719075926 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tender Age - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Ruzek and Burgess discover a child walking alone in the middle of the street, and when they take her home, they discover that her entire family has been murdered. Upton is approached with a job offer from the FBI.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062015 +0000" stop="20260719064512 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empire State of Mind - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Diane tries to find a way to cheer Daniel up, but they then get into a big fight. Mark goes to stay with Diane after he and Bonnie argue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064512 +0000" stop="20260719070931 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tits Up, Tits Out - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Diane wins a free mammogram and needs to see a specialist after the results, so Bonnie helps out. Daniel tries to overcome his anxiety over driving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070931 +0000" stop="20260719073422 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Balm - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Diane partners with Gideon to sell homemade lotion but its secret ingredient proves costly. Bonnie wants to return to work as an event planner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060433 +0000" stop="20260719062752 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital Trip Chip / Chip Without Potato - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Nico has to stay overnight at the hospital with a broken arm and a bump on his head. / Chip misses Potato and worries about going to bed alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062752 +0000" stop="20260719065114 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Birthday / Snow School Chip - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Chip is afraid that Nico and Potato won't be around to attend her fifth birthday party. / On a snowy day, Chip and Nico look after Potato; Potato goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065114 +0000" stop="20260719071433 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairground Chip - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chip and pals find fun, adventure -- and important lessons -- at the Happyton Fair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071433 +0000" stop="20260719073753 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip, Meet Mrs. Whale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>School's a lot different when a substitute steps in for Mr. Diggerty.</desc>
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    <title>Seer No Evil - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Rangers visit a gypsy fortune teller at a local carnival and are shocked when she predicts that Chip will become the victim of a horrible accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063125 +0000" stop="20260719065414 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipwrecked Shipmunks - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Rangers are shipwrecked on a deserted island and once again encounter the PiRats searching for buried treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065414 +0000" stop="20260719071653 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Mice Were Men - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Rangers are summoned to Tramplonia to find the mouse village being trampled on by an old enemy of Monty's -- a bull named El Emenopio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071653 +0000" stop="20260719073941 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chocolate Chips - S02E25</title>
    <desc>During a trip to South America, the Rangers try to unveil the mystery behind who is uprooting the cacao trees, and why.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061713 +0000" stop="20260719070541 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitch-Hiking Hitch - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Two teenage girls learn about the dangers of hitch-hiking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070541 +0000" stop="20260719075302 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry Wolf - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A man calling in false alarms causes trouble for the highway patrol.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063321 +0000" stop="20260719071555 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meat Your Match - S41E04</title>
    <desc>Ingredients:
Appetizer: ambrosia salad, dandelion greens, charcuterie cone, beef short loin
Entrée: Moroccan mint tea, fresh chickpeas, pâté en croûte, lamb shoulder
Dessert: Asian pears, steamed buns, 'nduja, pork leg

Judges:
Alex Guarnaschelli
Marc Murphy
Kari Underly</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071555 +0000" stop="20260719075829 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gefilte Dish - S41E05</title>
    <desc>Ingredients:
Appetizer: gefilte fish, margarita cotton candy, rainbow beets, jumbo pretzels
Entrée: lomo Ibérico de Bellota, black rice congee, circus peanuts, moringa drumsticks
Dessert: cheese tea, chocolate-covered corn, Bing cherries, fried peanut butter &amp; jelly balls

Judges:
Scott Conant
Amanda Freitag
Marcus Samuelsson</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061951 +0000" stop="20260719064247 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grubble Gum / The Cinnamini Monster - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Chowder makes a big mistake of not sharing his gum with Truffles, his attempt to hide the mistake leads to a sticky mess of drastic proportions. / When Chowder shrinks down in size, and is then held captive in a tree that is home to a lonely monster, the others must beat the monster in a board game to set him free.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064247 +0000" stop="20260719070532 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Certifrycation Class / Sing Beans - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Mung Daal is forced to spend a day in Certifrycation School to renew his cooking license, Mung must decide whether to stay true to his instincts or swallow his pride in order to pass the class. / In order to cook Sing Beans, a musical food, Chowder and the others must stay up during the night to watch the dish as it cooks. But when Mung Daal and Shnitzel fall asleep (due to Chowder telling an extremely boring joke in an attempt to pass the time), Chowder takes it upon himself to finish the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070532 +0000" stop="20260719072824 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Address / The Wrong Customer - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Chowder and Mung Daal go to an unfamiliar part of Marzipan City to deliver a customer's order, a Roast Most. But the place is dirty and somewhat crime-infested, and goes through a disastrous event in which a large rat, who seems to have malicious purposes, chases them. / Set during the events of "The Wrong Address". While Chowder and Mung Daal deliver the Roast Most, an unexpected outlaw (who seems to be blind and deaf) uses the catering company as a hideout, leaving Shnitzel to save Truffles' life. But Truffles thinks the outlaw is a customer, and criticizes him for seeming to be unwilling to serve him. The police are supposed to enter the building and arrest the outlaw, but are too busy deciding who goes first...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072824 +0000" stop="20260719075129 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mahjongg Night / Stinky Love - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Chowder attempts to eat a dish called Meviled Eggs, no matter what it takes, even if it means ruining Truffles' game night with her friends. / Mung Daal makes a Clabbage Cobbler, which Kimchi falls in love with it. In order to retrieve the dish Chowder goes up to the top of a building Kimchi escaped to and keeps the stink cloud company during the night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060948 +0000" stop="20260719063123 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truckin' Good Time - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Julie agrees to make desserts for a food truck event; Grayson gets a lesson from Todd about what it means to be truly sorry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063123 +0000" stop="20260719065258 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny's Gone Wild - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Faye threatens to move back to Atlanta after Todd upsets her; Julie tries to get Grayson ready to start his new school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065258 +0000" stop="20260719071433 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baking Bad - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Julie and Faye battle over who will host Thanksgiving dinner; Todd tries to find a cure for his insomnia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071433 +0000" stop="20260719073608 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pitch Perfection - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Todd is determined to win when the Rawlings come to town; Chase and Savannah help Grayson pitch his new YouTube channel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073608 +0000" stop="20260719075729 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bringing Up Baby - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Chase and Savannah get more than they bargained for when they give Todd and Julie the weekend off; with free time and no parental duties, Todd and Julie rekindle their romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061312 +0000" stop="20260719065824 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Will Be Blood - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Parapsychologists investigate the disturbances in the White House, while Tiffany plans her escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065824 +0000" stop="20260719074850 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Destination - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Jake faces his demons and a new type of evil in the quest to find Caroline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060450 +0000" stop="20260719063105 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilson and the Elephant - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Brewster, Koko and Wilson are taking the animals from the old Zoo to the new Zoo. Wilson is determined to get his animal transportation badge by taking Ebo the elephant safely to his new home. The naughty elephant has other ideas, however.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063105 +0000" stop="20260719065719 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Braking Brewster - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Brewster is in a hurry to get back from a job at the mountain quarry, and he doesn't believe Dunbar's lessons about braking. When his heavy load sends him downhill too fast, quick-thinking Wilson has to help his friend get stopped in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065719 +0000" stop="20260719070724 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koko and the Tunnel - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The trainees are heading for a lesson with Dunbar in the training yard when an underground tunnel catches Koko's eye. She wants to explore it but Vee says she isn't ready yet. When no one is looking, Koko decides she's going to see where that tunnel goes, but ends up coming off the tracks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070724 +0000" stop="20260719071724 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Late Again Eddie - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie lives so far away from Chuggington that he just can't seem to get into work on time. After getting into trouble with Morgan yet again, Hodge and the trainees set out to find a new home for Eddie in Chuggington.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071724 +0000" stop="20260719074302 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bang Klang Wilson - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The trainees are learning how to use ice cream cars today, and the great Frostini is going to test them on their skills. When Wilson's car breaks down, Puffer Pete comes to the rescue, pulling out his old steam driven ice cream wagon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060514 +0000" stop="20260719063315 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Shop - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Mrs Khan decides she and Mr Khan should have more 'together' time, and invites Khan along to watch her tango class demonstration. Mr Khan already has something planned - he's opening a fried chicken franchise on the high street. He is keeping it a secret from Mrs Khan as he has invested their pension money in it. He enlists Alia, Amjad, Naani and nephew Faraz as his chicken shop crack team. Matters are further complicated when the manageress at the chicken shop, Sandra, takes a shine to Amjad. But for Mr Khan this could be just what he needs...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063315 +0000" stop="20260719070149 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystic Mo - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While trying to teach Baby Mo how to play cricket, Mr Khan discovers that his little grandson might be psychic and immediately sets him to work picking his lottery numbers.

Amjad's mother, Mrs Malik, is threatening to solve Shazia and Amjad's housing problems by taking them with her to live in Bradford. Mrs Khan succumbs to stomach pains as a result of the stress, and the family rushes her to hospital.

On her hospital gurney, while waiting to see a doctor (who she tries to set up with Alia), Mrs Khan makes her husband promise to stop Shazia, Amjad and Baby Mo going to live with the in-laws. Khan has to use his ingenuity - and a DNA testing kit - to try and save the day, not before electrocuting himself on a defibrillator and getting involved in one mo' mix up...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070149 +0000" stop="20260719072956 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alia's Boyfriend - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In line with the great tradition of British Muslim baking, Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off. He's making his own version of the lemon drizzle inside-out cake.

Meanwhile, there are more pressing problems on the domestic front: Alia's got a boyfriend. Mrs Khan is worried that he sounds too rough and sends Mr Khan (and son-in-law Amjad) to give him a talking to - at a pub.

After negotiating a number of bearded biker men, Khan meets the boyfriend and for purely selfish reasons invites him over to the house. However, Mrs Khan makes a discovery that forces Mr Khan to quiz Alia about every father's worst nightmare...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072956 +0000" stop="20260719075641 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cricket - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The opening episode of the 5th season sees Mr Khan make an exhibition of himself in front of a packed house at Edgbaston Cricket Ground. Having been made to sleep in the car by Mrs Khan after forgetting their wedding anniversary, Mr Khan is on a mission to make amends. But his boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping organise. Mr Khan has no option but to get to the cricket match to find Moeen and do whatever it takes.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cleveland Brown returns to his hometown with his high-school sweetheart.</desc>
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    <title>Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cleveland, wanting to make his new stepdaughter like him more, asks her to accompany him to the school's father/daughter dance. All goes well until Cleveland has a mishap with the family pet and ruins his chance.</desc>
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    <title>The One About Friends - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Attempting to get Cleveland Jr more friends, Cleveland invites the neighbor kid over to the house. However, when he overstays his welcome, Cleveland has a rough time trying to get him to leave.</desc>
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    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Cleveland needs a new job, Tim hooks him up at Waterman Cable. However, when Cleveland becomes the top salesman, Tim is green with envy and wishes for bad things to happen to Cleveland.
But when Cleveland comes up on some bad luck and misfortune, Tim has a change of heart.</desc>
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    <title>Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After Cleveland has "the talk" with Roberta, Cleveland Jr. becomes scared and takes a vow of chastity. Meanwhile, Rallo becomes a church greeter.</desc>
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    <title>The Reporter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Reporter Ben Park will do anything for a big headline. But with Nick's case, he soon finds that his cutthroat tactics cut both ways.</desc>
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    <title>Magic in the Air - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When the Peter Poundstone, Magician craze sweeps the island, Charely gets carried away with the magic and neglects an important assignment. Charley learns that you can have fun but you have to be responsible to.</desc>
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    <title>Everyone Loves Clifford - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Emily Elizabeth scratches Clifford's "sweet spot" his back leg starts thumping and the whole island shakes! But the kindness and love everyone feels toward Clifford causes them to keep trying to find a way for him to get the good scratching he deserves.</desc>
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    <title>Clifford Grows Up - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Howards do their best to make Clifford comfortable after he's grown too big for their city apartment. They finally move to Birdwell Island, because making Clifford happy is so very important to them.</desc>
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    <title>Jetta's Sweater - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jetta inadvertently gives Emily Elizabeth a sweater that was a gift from her grandma. When she realizes her mistake, she resorts to all kinds of tricks to get it back. But in the end she realizes that just being honest would have made everything a whole lot easier.</desc>
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    <title>The Big, Big Present / Hanukkah Plunder Blunder - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Flo and Zo are excited about opening a big, big present for Hanukah. Clifford pays a visit to their festivities and they play some fun Hanukah games. All the play, however, causes Mr. Solomon's menorah to be broken. While he goes in search of a new one, Clifford, Flo and Zo try to figure out how to repair the old one. / Zo loves Hanukah, but is annoyed by having to wait night after night for eight days to get new presents. Temptation gets the better of him and he opens them all. At first he has no problem with it, but then becomes depressed because there are no surprises left. Flo shows what a great sister she is by helping Zo out.</desc>
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    <title>But I Really, Really Saw It! / The Perfect Pancake - S02E15</title>
    <desc>When Clifford spots several strange things floating in the air, none of his friends believe him except Norville. The others just think he's imagining things, or worse, fibbing. But Clifford's insistence on believing his eyes turns out to be a big help. / Mr. Solomon plans to make potato pancakes for Thanksgiving, but it's his first time using his mother's recipe. The kids all volunteer to help, but things don't go as planned. Then, everyone comes up with a great idea for how they can still have pancakes.</desc>
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    <title>Clifford's Little Friend / Tricky Business - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Clfiford pays a visit to the laundry room and agrees to play with one of the Sidarsky children --- Lewis. The little mouse is happy to have someone to play with out, as he's often left out of the fun and games among his older siblings. However, he begins to feel left out again when Clifford goes off to play a game with Flo, Zo and Jorge. / Evan has a new magic kit and he brings it over when he comes to babysit Emily Elizabeth. Emily Elizabeth invites over Nina and when she goes to greet her, Evan practices a trick to make Clifford disappear. It's only a trick, but it seems that Clifford is nowhere to be found, Evan worries that he really did make him disappear.</desc>
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    <title>Show and Tell / What a Story - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth gives a presentation about Clifford for her class's show-and-tell. / Daffodil tells a story to the Sidarsky children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060618 +0000" stop="20260719063237 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cleopatra discovers she cannot continue to run for Student Body President because of term limits, so she convinces JFK to run on her behalf, and when Abe sees that Cleo appreciates leaders, he decides to run as well. But students of Clone High do not care about real issues, and many are infatuated with JFK; Abe employs a corporate sponsor, "X-Stream Blu," to jazz up his campaign. The only problem is that Gandhi becomes horribly addicted to this mysterious food product.</desc>
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    <title>A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.), the students of Clone High begin to ostracize him. Abe must decide whether to please Cleo by doing the same, or to stand up for his "best dude 4 ever" and lose any chance of being with Cleo. Meanwhile, Joan struggles with living up to the legacy of her 15th century clone mother, and begins hearing strange religious voices in her head. Also, Principal Scudworth starts wearing Mr. Butlertron's sweater vest, in the belief that it gives him the power to relate to the students of Clone High.</desc>
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    <title>Film Fest: Tears of a Clone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Abe decides to organize a Clone High Student Film Festival, he spends much time working on a movie about a misunderstood football-playing giraffe; Cleopatra stars in an autobiographical epic about how difficult it is to be as perfect and glamorous as her; Joan directs an avant-garde film which expresses her love for Abe through psychoanalytic dream imagery; and Gandhi and George Washington Carver work together to make a hilarious mixed-race buddy cop action comedy called Black and Tan. Meanwhile, JFK plans a film but never manages to leave the casting couch with his various wouldbe female co-stars, and Principal Scudworth starts to panic when his bosses on the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures invite themselves to his house for dinner, but thankfully for him, Mr. Butlertron is there to save the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072052 +0000" stop="20260719074720 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Since the CHHS basketball team refuses to allow girls or animals to play, the athletic Joan of Arc decides to cleverly disguise herself as "John D'Arc", becoming the star player. Cleopatra then falls for D'Arc, making team-captain Abe "Weakest"-Lincoln jealous. But Cleo's not the only one falling for John, as fellow athlete JFK finds himself having confusingly sexual feelings about the whole affair. Meanwhile, Gandhi and Genghis Khan kidnap the mascot of Clone High's rival school, Genetically Engineered Superhuman High.</desc>
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    <title>Inventors Only - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Flint is excited to discover there's another inventor in town, but Sam suspects the inventor has an ulterior motive for befriending Flint.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061809 +0000" stop="20260719063010 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clock-a-Doodle Doom - S01E12</title>
    <desc>To stop himself from being late for school, getting into more trouble, and missing all the fun, Flint decides to create a robo-rooster alarm from getting late for school.</desc>
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    <title>The Sardemon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Tim drags Flint out into the wilderness to participate in a Lockwood father-son tradition: catching the legendary Sardemon, the largest sardine in existence.</desc>
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    <title>Sardinefest - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The town celebrates all things sardine. But Sam must speak out against the cruelty of the Sardine Races as the hapless fish are tossed off a cliff.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065356 +0000" stop="20260719070558 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earl or Pearl? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Earl forbids Flint from inventing at school. But curiosity gets the better of the officer, who must find out more about Flint's latest invention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070558 +0000" stop="20260719071741 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Samesies - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When they are teased for being too similar, Flint and Sam try to prove that they are totally different.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071741 +0000" stop="20260719072943 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Me, Monkey You - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Flint accidentally combines himself with Steve, he must learn to live with the monkey inside him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072943 +0000" stop="20260719074145 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Invention Ever! - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After hearing Flint brag about sleep-inventing the best invention ever, the Mayor sees it as a money-making opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074145 +0000" stop="20260719075328 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Sal, Folks! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>In trying to keep Sam from moving away, Flint accidentally animates the town's sardine statue, and it begins spilling the town's secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060129 +0000" stop="20260719062530 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunshine on My Shoulder Makes Me Happy: A Show About Bird Ransom - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Hayden loses Luther's prized bird while the assistant coach vacations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062530 +0000" stop="20260719064929 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kelly Girl - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Hayden is pleased when Kelly volunteers to fill in for his vacationing secretary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064929 +0000" stop="20260719071303 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Jerk at the Opera - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Hayden refuses to accompany Christine to the opera, she asks her old flame, and a predictably jealous Hayden follows them in disguise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071303 +0000" stop="20260719073701 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poodle Springs - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Hayden impresses Judy's parents when he saves their pet poodle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073701 +0000" stop="20260719080026 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Shouldn't Happen - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Hayden, ecstatic about his team being ranked top-20 for the first time, meets Christine's mother, then is shattered when his star player Bo is hurt and put on the injured list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062756 +0000" stop="20260719070539 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ouroboros - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Terry recruits an expert in the way of the fist. Daniel walks away from a fight, and Johnny and Chozen pick one. In prison, Kreese confronts old demons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070539 +0000" stop="20260719074222 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Eggs - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Terry and Kim issue a brutal challenge while Chozen teaches his students a different kind of lesson. Johnny and Daniel demand answers from Kreese.</desc>
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    <title>Nina's Familia - S09E01</title>
    <desc>¡Hola! Are you ready? Join fierce and fun Nina and her whole familia as they dance like silly animals, sing songs about abuela and play playground games.</desc>
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    <title>Attack Cornelia - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Cornelia sets a trap for Zero at the Saitama Ghetto as she begins to clear another resistance cell. Despite C.C. trying to stop him, Lelouch takes the bait and goes to the aid of the Saitama resistance. His plan falls apart from a combination of Cornelia's superior tactics and the resistance cell's dissimilar motivations. Lelouch is cornered and nearly discovered, but C.C. dons his Zero costume and distracts the Britannian Army, allowing Lelouch to escape. Lelouch blames his defeat on the undisciplined rebels and resolves to build something better than a mere resistance unit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063836 +0000" stop="20260719070245 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Knights - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A group from the Japan Liberation Front takes a hotel and its occupants hostage, including most of the Ashford Student council and a disguised Princess Euphemia. As such, Princess Cornelia cannot make a move against the hostage takers, which Lelouch realizes and takes advantage of. He mounts a rescue with Ohgi's resistance, using his knowledge of Euphemia to barter his way past Cornelia's blockade. As Lelouch speaks with the hostage takers, Suzaku sinks the floating hotel using the Lancelot. Using explosives set up by the resistance fighters, Lelouch derails any rescue efforts by the army so he can take credit for their rescue. Broadcasting publicly to the nation, he announces the creation and purpose of his Order of the Black Knights, "allies of justice" who will judge the world and protect the weak from "those with power".</desc>
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    <title>Refrain - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Told mostly from Kallen's perspective, her rocky relationship with her biological mother is revealed. The Black Knights are sent on a mission to take out the drug "Refrain", and find themselves to be popular among the Elevens. Kallen's mother is found among the Refrain users, and is arrested following the Black Knights' destruction of the drug stockpiles. Kallen promises to have changed the world by the time she is released.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072654 +0000" stop="20260719075104 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guren Dances - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cornelia and the Britannian Army heads to Narita, hoping to destroy the remnants of the Japan Liberation Front. Lelouch has his Knights follow her in the hope of capturing her alive so he can question her about his mother's death. As the Britannian forces close in on the Front's headquarters, Kallen utilizes her new Knightmare Frame, the Guren Mk-II, to cause a massive landslide that takes out much of the Britannian forces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061244 +0000" stop="20260719062952 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Richards: It's Bubbly Time, Jerry - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Michael Richards drive a 1962 Volkswagen Bus to The Malibu Kitchen in Malibu, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062952 +0000" stop="20260719064838 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sarah Silverman: I'm Going To Change Your Life Forever - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Sarah Silverman (The Sarah Silverman Show), drive a 1969 Jaguar E-Type Series 2 to Millie's in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064838 +0000" stop="20260719070659 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Letterman: I Like Kettlecorn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, David Letterman (Late Show with David Letterman), drive a 1995 Volvo 960 to Green Granary in New Milford, CT for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070659 +0000" stop="20260719072406 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gad Elmaleh: No Lipsticks for Nuns - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Gad Elmaleh (Midnight in Paris), drive a 1950 Citroen 2CV to Pommes Frites &amp; French Roast New York City, NY for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072406 +0000" stop="20260719074100 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Rickles: You'll Never Play the Copa - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Don Rickles (The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson), drive a 1958 Cadillac Eldorado to Factor's Famous Deli in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074100 +0000" stop="20260719075849 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seth Meyers: Really?! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Seth Meyers (Saturday Night Live), drive a 1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS to the Roebling Tea Room in Brooklyn, NY for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060303 +0000" stop="20260719063303 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle East - Rawsan Hallak - S01E26</title>
    <desc>In a rapid-fire set, Rawsan Hallak sounds off on the perils of physical fitness, the pressure to get married and long-distance calls to her mom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063303 +0000" stop="20260719070324 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle East - Adi Khalefa - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The self-proclaimed "shortest comedian in the Middle East" shares revelations from his eclectic family and an awkward brush with a celebrity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070324 +0000" stop="20260719073056 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle East - Moayad Alnefaie - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's all fun and games until someone ends up behind bars. Moayad Alnefaie tells stories of childhood mischief that went way too far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073056 +0000" stop="20260719075849 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South Africa - Riaad Moosa - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Doctor-turned-comedian Riaad Moosa riffs on regional dialects, personal hygiene disasters and the unfailing awkwardness of airline travel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060322 +0000" stop="20260719071324 +0000" channel="C739.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061333 +0000" stop="20260719063443 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anthropology 101 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the new semester begins, the study group gathers to tackle Anthropology 101; Jeff struggles to establish decorum with Britta and Annie; Señor Chang decides to enroll as a student so he can join the study group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063443 +0000" stop="20260719065559 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accounting for Lawyers - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jeff falls into old habits after reconnecting with Alan (Rob Corddry), a former law firm colleague; Abed, Annie and Troy look for dirt on Alan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065559 +0000" stop="20260719071717 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Psychology of Letting Go - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Pierce's mother dies, the group helps to comfort him. After putting Jeff in the hospital, by one of her class pranks going awry, Professor Bauer takes a leave of absence and Professor Duncan attempts to take over her Anthropology class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071717 +0000" stop="20260719073831 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Rocket Science - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dean Pelton asks the study group to clean and refurbish the Greendale flight simulator. After an accidental launch, Abed must navigate a safe return.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073831 +0000" stop="20260719075933 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Shirley asks for Abed's creative input for a religious film; Pierce is recruited by a group of students his age.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060853 +0000" stop="20260719063000 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with Professor Davis, he’s forced to reevaluate his career, but his erratic behavior sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship. Meanwhile, Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063000 +0000" stop="20260719065106 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano - S04E16</title>
    <desc>As Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford, ol’ Don Blanksy returns with an offer they can’t resist, no matter how spooky. Then, after an attempt to boost business at The Lunch Box goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065106 +0000" stop="20260719071239 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Negotiations and Broken Expectations - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel after Louise points out that Dan’s generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her. Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071239 +0000" stop="20260719073411 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling - S04E18</title>
    <desc>As Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction, a serious accident leads her to reevaluate everything and make a life-changing decision. Lou, a familiar face from the past, returns as Mark’s combative contrabassoon teacher, but after he butts heads with Mark, Dan steps in, only to realize that their similarities may outweigh their differences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073411 +0000" stop="20260719075545 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Ring Circus - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but before they have the chance, Neville and Jackie and Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own. Looks like there are three parties to plan!</desc>
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    <title>A Taste of Mexico - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New York Times bestselling cookbook author Rick Martínez challenges three new contestants to turn up the heat with fish dishes and spicy pork boxes.</desc>
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    <title>Global Fusion - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Game expert Nyesha Arrington sends out boxes including rabbit, ostrich and venison, pushing the home cooks to improvise beyond their comfort zones.</desc>
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    <title>Best of Brunch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Acclaimed chef, entrepreneur and TV personality Gabe Kennedy invites the home cooks to celebrate one of his favorite meals: brunch.</desc>
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    <title>"I Do" Cannabis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A wedding party theme with a guest list boasting Too $hort and El-P has contestants concocting unique, blissfully baked takes on nuptial cakes.</desc>
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    <title>Futurist Food - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Nate Robinson and John Salley, food’s future looks dystopian: Saucepans blaze, and lab-grown tartare with sativa-infused mealworm tops the menu.</desc>
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    <title>Indecent Proposal - S01E20</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to date a guy way out of her league, Margaret pretends to be someone she's not. When Hank doesn't hear back from his doctor about a questionable mole, he's convinced his days are numbered, so Charlie helps him get his test results. Meanwhile, Sid avoids John, who has a very important question to ask him.</desc>
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    <title>Vegas Baby! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hank is excited to give his son the perfect wedding gift in Las Vegas, until he finds out Lorraine's boyfriend, Reggie, is paying for everything. Meanwhile, Margaret and Sid's luck at the blackjack table quickly takes a turn, and Charlie hopes his old Vegas connections will come through for him.</desc>
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    <title>The Friend-aversary - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Sid prepare their Friend-iversary party, and don't include Margaret. Noticing the tension between Hank and Sid, Margaret encourages Sid to speak up for himself. Meanwhile, Sid has his sights set on the patio for their party and attempts to convince the cat ladies to release it to them.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three friends at a retirement center have their comfortable existence rattled by a newcomer to the community.</desc>
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    <title>Seattle; Tacoma, WA 25 - S13E09</title>
    <desc>Police pursue a stolen pickup truck, deputies respond to a domestic dispute and a K-9 tracks a suspect after he runs from a vehicle.</desc>
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    <title>Seattle; Tacoma, WA 26 - S13E10</title>
    <desc>A motorcyclist is taken into custody after a high speed pursuit, a homeless man is questioned after being found carrying intravenous syringes and three female suspects are arrested after breaking into a vehicle.</desc>
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    <title>Seattle; Tacoma, WA 27 - S13E11</title>
    <desc>A pursuit crosses several county lines, a suspect is arrested after making a drug sale and a handgun is recovered during a traffic stop.</desc>
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    <title>Jacksonville, Florida 9 - S13E14</title>
    <desc>In Jacksonville, Florida, officers search for missing marijuana, a man says his girlfriend's father damaged his belongings and a man denies assaulting a woman.</desc>
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    <title>Same Time Next Year - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Denise takes classes locally at Medgar Evers College, while Vanessa enrolls at Lincoln University in Pennsylvania. Rudy starts sixth grade. Olivia starts preschool.
In a scene prior to the opening credits, Olivia enters Cliff's bedroom wearing a Bart Simpson mask. It is a nod to FOX's decision to move The Simpsons to Thursdays at 8:00 pm Eastern/Pacific, presenting The Cosby Show with its first true ratings challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Bird in the Hand - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cliff tries to win a classic jazz record at an auction, while filling in for Denise as volunteer parent at Olivia's preschool. Sullivan Walker as Dr. James Harmon.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Barbecue - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The Huxtable family erupts in a battle of the sexes after Theo suggests having a stripper at Martin's post-wedding bachelor party.</desc>
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    <title>Period of Adjustment - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Clair's teenage second cousin moves in with the family. Erika Alexander joins the cast as Pam. First appearances of Karen Malina White as Charmaine, Allen Payne as Lance, and Mushond Lee as Slide.</desc>
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    <title>This Old Town - S04E12</title>
    <desc>An elderly couple, Ann and Norman McCormack, buy Grayson's old house after Jules promises them that they will all spend time together. Forced to hang out with the McCormacks, Ellie, Jules and Grayson soon discover that there are many perks to being old. Meanwhile, when another one of Bobby's get-rich-quick schemes doesn't pan out, he tries to switch up his luck by renaming his boat.  And Travis searches for the perfect partner to win a high-stakes penny can game.</desc>
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    <title>The Criminal Kind - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Inspired by "The Breakfast Club," the Cul-De-Sac Crew offers insight into their innermost thoughts through voice-overs. Grayson is crushed after discovering some harsh reviews on Yelp. And Jules goes to extremes to prove she's not a goody-two-shoes, ultimately landing herself in grocery store jail.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Fade on Me - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Chick comes to housesit while the gang goes on vacation. But when Jules discovers that her father hasn't been to the doctor in years, she insists on taking him. Laurie and Travis go on their first date as boyfriend and girlfriend. And Bobby is crushed to discover that Dog Travis is just using him for food.</desc>
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    <title>Have Love Will Travel - S04E15</title>
    <desc>After discovering that Chick has health issues, the gang decides to take him to Hollywood. Once there, they'll stop at nothing to arrange for him to spend an evening with one his favorite stars, Tippi Hedren. Meanwhile, Laurie and Travis try carefully to set up the perfect first kiss. And Andy is upset to discover that no one recognizes him as Latino.</desc>
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    <title>All or Nothin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Cul de Sac Crew feels weird about Laurie and Travis dating, but Jules is determined to play it cool. Bobby and Andy make it big when Penny Can goes global. But when Bobby starts throwing around money, Grayson confronts him about years of unpaid bar tabs. Meanwhile, Andy struggles to get Stan to sleep after a slasher movie.</desc>
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    <title>Hunchbudgie of Notre Dame - S01E16</title>
    <desc>While in Paris, Duckula buys the Eifel Tower and becomes wrapped up in a heist to steal the Mona Lisa.</desc>
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    <title>Dear Diary - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides to have his ancestors' memoirs published.</desc>
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    <title>Rent a Butler - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides to make some money by renting out Igor and Nanny to other people as servants. He ends up regretting this when he finds himself alone in the castle.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Duck - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Duckula travels to Africa to find the treasure of an ancient hidden city.</desc>
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    <title>Crazy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Harmony leads to heartache as aspiring singer Bailey's big break falls to pieces. But a chance encounter on a stormy night leads to new possibilities.</desc>
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    <title>Teardrops on My Guitar - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Bailey settles in over breakfast, Dylan kick-starts his career as her new manager. Will a last-minute audition lead to stardom... or serious drama?</desc>
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    <title>Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beau and the kids get cleaned up for a church wedding — and encounter an unexpected guest at the house. Meanwhile, Cassidy struggles with her faith.</desc>
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    <title>(RV) Ride into the Sunset - S01E12</title>
    <desc>More than a decade into his career, Coffey headlines his first major concert.  Criscilla tackles her first marathon with her cancer in remission.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Andersons - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In LA, Coffey and Criscilla keep the faith while balancing the grind of his independent music career, her battle with cancer, and family life.</desc>
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    <title>No Mo Chemo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Criscilla braces for her last round of chemotherapy and then plans a surprise party for Coffey's 40th birthday.</desc>
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    <title>A Christmas Miracle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the holidays in full swing, Coffey and Criscilla pay it forward by helping a family in need and teaching their kids about the gift of giving.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Vivienne takes a trip into the dark events of her past. Back in Nairobi, Akisa faces setbacks at work as a damning video of the mine lands on Joe's desk</desc>
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    <title>King of Flan / Courage Under the Volcano - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Muriel and Eustace get hypnotised by a Flan Infomercial. The whole town of Nowhere gets hypnotised. They eat Flan's food product and get fat. Courage must stop Flan so he wouldn't make any more people fat and hypnotised.Courage makes Flan eat his own product and he gets hypnotised and fat himself. / While on vacation a tribe brings Muriel to a volcano to sacrifice her to the volcano god.To save Muriel, Courage must go under the volcano to save her.</desc>
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    <title>A Beaver's Tale / The Nutcracker - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Bagge's yard gets flouded, Eustace and Muriel go for a swim. Everything is alright until the water rises too high and enters their house. Courage paddles around in the water to the town of Nowhere and stops when he sees a beaver putting up a dam. Courage trys to ask him nicely to stop building it because it ruining there home, but the beaver just hits him with his tail. Courage then finds out the beaver's real love is for music and not construction. The beaver starts to hit his tail as a rythem on the dam.Courage picks the string on his yo-yo, like an instrument. The beaver's tale constatly hiting the dam eventually breaks it. Courage's house's water level drys up to nothing. Muriel and Eustace then attend a concert in a local karaoke-type place to watch Courage and the beaver play their instruments. / Muriel,Courage, and Eustace head down to the local dump to look for stuff they might want. Most of it is just pure junk except this nutcracker they fin</desc>
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    <title>Rumpledkiltskin / Housecalls - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Muriel gets a telegram, from her uncle Agnes,saying that all of her relatives died that knew a kilt pattern. Muriel is the only family member left who knows how to make it. He wants her to come to Scotland and make a kilt for him.Eustace refuses to go to Scotland, because he hates Scotland. Muriel and Courage go over to Scotland to help him. He takes them to a castle and tells Muriel to make a couple thousand kilts for his factory. She says no. Uncle Agnes suddenly admits he is not her uncle, then warns her he'll make her into a pie if she doesn't listen. Courage overhears a conversation of ""Agnes"" and his mother.He kicked her out for saying his real name to many times.Courage then plays a game of charades with Muriel in front of him so she will say his name. She figures it out and Rumplekiltskin (his real name) doesn't force her to make a couple thousand kilts. / A lonely doctor named Gerheart gets tired of being lonely in his run down old house. He invents</desc>
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    <title>Le Quack Balloon / Windmill Vandals - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Le Quack is back,once again, this time in a hot air balloon. Muriel is geting ready to bake cookies when he arrives and is using a cookbook.Le Quack switches the cookbook to a Swedish cookbook when she is not looking, the cookie recipe now requires vinegar that is only in Sweden. Le Quack says he'll take Muriel to Sweden in his hot air balloon. It's all really a trick. He attaches Muriel to a bungee cord and makes her steal things when she comes down and up. Courage goes, leashed with Eustace and finds Le Quack's big plan is to have Muriel rob the Swedish piggy bank.Unfortunately for Le Quack it is garded by a General and cannons which shoot the balloon down.Eustace gets stuck in a cannon and it launches, he lands in the bathroom of his house and his head gets stuck in the toliet when he lands! He finds his glasses in there. Muriel and Courage escape from Le Quack and find the Swedish vinegar. / The windmill is broken. Courage finds that whenever the windmill stops... four armored skeletons on horseback come towards him! He finds signs on the windmill vanes and his computer says they are mystic signs made by the first owner of the farm house. Vandals who had a broken paddle wheel needed energy, so they tried to steal the windmill, but the owner put mystic signs on them to keep them away. Whenever, it stops, the ghosts of the vandals come back... and they want to cut everyone's head off! The windmill eventually gets fixed and the skeletons go away.</desc>
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    <title>Cow's Magic Blanket - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cow's magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides it's ""Wonder Wattle"" to the rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Cow's Toys - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.</desc>
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    <title>I Scream Man - S04E06</title>
    <desc>It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065520 +0000" stop="20260719071638 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cloud Nine - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071638 +0000" stop="20260719073757 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clowns - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073757 +0000" stop="20260719074432 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Major Wedgie - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dad tells the story of how he and Mom met to Cow and Chicken.</desc>
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    <title>The Loneliest Cow - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Cow is very lonely, that is until she befriends an orange she finds in her front yard.</desc>
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    <title>Professor Longhorn Steer - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.</desc>
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    <title>Session #24: Hard Luck Woman - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Faye and Ed discover clues to their respective pasts that could send the crew of the Bebop heading in very different directions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064658 +0000" stop="20260719071141 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #25: The Real Folk Blues (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Spike and Jet are ambushed by members of the syndicate, and Faye has an unexpected encounter with a woman from Spike’s past.</desc>
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    <title>Session #26: The Real Folk Blues (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Spike finally finds the woman he’s been searching for, and Faye makes a surprising return to the Bebop. With the syndicate in hot pursuit, Spike seeks to end the reign of Vicious.</desc>
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    <title>Session #2: Stray Dog Strut - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A bounty takes Spike and Jet to Mars, where their target, Abdul Hakim, is wanted for stealing a valuable lab animal. To avoid capture, Hakim has had plastic surgery to change his appearance.</desc>
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    <title>True Romance (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Fitz privately advises a patient who seems to be having problems with her husband. Fitz's advice, for which he charges her £50, leads her to conclude that she should leave him.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Anthony helps Lulu to register as a property guardian - but first they need some unconventional assistance from Lulu's eccentric Great Aunt Gladys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062728 +0000" stop="20260719065121 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Sam and Lulu try to keep a secret while Anthony and Kate face up to the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065121 +0000" stop="20260719071441 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Anthony and Lulu search for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? And Sam's life begins to unravel as he lashes out at those close to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071441 +0000" stop="20260719073838 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The housemates throw a birthday party for Sam, but an unexpected guest arrives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062525 +0000" stop="20260719071214 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrots, Burgers and Picnics - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Carrot ice cream, Elvis burgers and rainbow falafel are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071214 +0000" stop="20260719075850 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mushrooms, Cheese Toasties and Takeaways - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Arancini drumsticks, spam rice sandwiches and paratha pancakes are on the menu in the conclusion of the magical competition where food lovers make remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061213 +0000" stop="20260719065448 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Making up for Lost Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Rebecca re-unites under unusual circumstances with half-brother Tucker and discovers they have many things in common. In an effort to connect with her kids, Paula plans an activity that requires they all to work together. Meanwhile, Nathaniel brainstorms a way to win Rebecca back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065448 +0000" stop="20260719073633 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm So Happy for You - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Heather and Valencia both have changes in their lives which leaves Rebecca reeling. Meanwhile, Paula has to adjust to some good news/bad news from her eldest son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061957 +0000" stop="20260719070245 +0000" channel="C762.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver with a Chainsaw - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Amy and Raquel go into hiding. As events spiral out of control, not even the girls' closest allies can be trusted...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070245 +0000" stop="20260719074728 +0000" channel="C762.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Trippy Horse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Amy must act when she discovers her best mate is harbouring a mean-mouthed, hell-raised demon.</desc>
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    <title>Eyes on the Prize - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Ruritania - S06E06</title>
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    <title>5 Deadly Sins - S02E16</title>
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    <title>The Shrimp Incident - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Monkey Goes Batty - S09E03</title>
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    <title>Curious George and the Balloon Hound - S09E04</title>
    <desc>George and Hundley are amazed by all the flying machines at the museum's aviation exhibit. So when Hundley's souvenir airship flies out of reach in the lobby, he dreams he is British flying ace, Leftenant Doxie. Joined by the daring flyboy Chuck Monkey, the dynamic duo use propeller power as they race towards the finish line. When Hundley awakens from his dream, he has a few new ideas on how to get his ceiling bound toy within reach.</desc>
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    <title>George's Photo Finish - S09E05</title>
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    <title>Monkey Mystery Gift - S09E06</title>
    <desc>George and Allie's imaginations run wild as they brainstorm what could be in the large unmarked box on George's doorstep. Based on its weight, sound, smell, and bristly hair, they're certain it's a baby goat! But what's really inside surprises them more than anything they could have ever imagined.</desc>
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    <title>The Leaf Of Revival - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Allen, Lavi and Kanda are sent to investigate a mysterious rapid snowstorm, which could be due to Innocence. Here they meet a young girl and her father, who is obsessed with finding something called The Leaf of Revival to bring back his dead son. Meanwhile, also searching for a possible Innocence in the same area are three Level 2 Akuma under the command of a Noah named Skin Bolic.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond the Snowstorm - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Allen, Lavi and Kanda continue their search for the Leaf of Revival, which they assume to be the Innocence. After realizing it is Innocence after all, the three Level 2 Akuma attack to retrieve it from them.</desc>
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    <title>Millennium Swordsman - S01E16</title>
    <desc>While searching for an Innocence in Rome, Kanda encounters a mysterious swordsman named Victorio, whose power is unbelievably strong. When Kanda hasn't returned after a while, Komui asks Allen and Lenalee to go to Rome to investigate why Kanda is taking so long, thus they learn the history of Victorio and the Princess, whom he vowed to always fight for.</desc>
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    <title>Pride of the Swordsman - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Lenalee's Love - S01E18</title>
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    <title>High Finance - S08E05</title>
    <desc>LCpl. Jones has problems with his bank account. When Mainwaring tries to help, he finds that the trail leads through the platoon, on to Mrs. Pike, and ends with Mr. Hodges.</desc>
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    <title>The Face on the Poster - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Mainwaring has visions of promotion for himself and Wilson and of expanding the platoon into a company, so he embarks on a recruitment drive. A poster is drawn up and Jones is voted to be on it. Unfortunately a mix-up at the printer's results in Jones being branded an escaped prisoner of war instead.</desc>
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    <title>John Harwood - S21E16</title>
    <desc>Hillary Clinton testifies at the eighth Benghazi hearing, Jeb Bush calls Supergirl "hot," and CNBC's John Harwood discusses moderating a Republican presidential debate.</desc>
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    <title>Fareed Zakaria - S21E17</title>
    <desc>President Obama sends ground troops to fight ISIS in Syria, police remain fearful of public scrutiny, and Fareed Zakaria discusses his documentary "Long Road to Hell."</desc>
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    <title>Gloria Steinem - S21E18</title>
    <desc>Jordan Klepper explains why Iowa is afraid of The Daily Show, GOP presidential hopefuls submit their debate demands, and Gloria Steinem discusses "My Life on the Road."</desc>
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    <title>Regina King - S21E19</title>
    <desc>The Best F#@king News Team Ever visits Trevor after he has an emergency appendectomy, China ends its one-child policy, and actress Regina King discusses "The Leftovers."</desc>
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    <title>Lifting the Veil - S03E04</title>
    <desc>It's wedding day at Southfork and Afton, Ray and Lucy return for the occasion. The only one missing is the groom, John Ross, who's skipped out to strike a deal with a family adversary. Meanwhile, Christopher returns from Mexico to witness Nicolas and Elena's relationship deepening, and to his surprise finds a new burgeoning romantic connection. As Pamela wonders what's keeping John Ross from the nuptials, Sue Ellen fears it's Emma and contemplates stopping the wedding.</desc>
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    <title>D.T.R. - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The honeymoon is over for John Ross, as Bobby and Sue Ellen try to use the Governor to stop John Ross from becoming just like his father, J.R.... a move that could divide the family forever. Meanwhile, Christopher discovers surprising details about Heather's past; Cliff persuades Elena to try a new tact in her quest for justice; and Judith, Ryland and Ann try, with varying degrees of success, to get Emma under control.</desc>
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    <title>Super Dead - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Back to the Fuhrer - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Welcome to Hitlerland - S02E07</title>
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    <title>I Danced for Hitler - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Cor! What a Picture! - S08E02</title>
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    <title>I Spy with My Little Eye... - S09E01</title>
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    <title>Bigfoot Falls - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent to track down a huge hairy monster that has been crushing the local villages. When they find it they discover he's actually friendly, but suffers from extreme bouts of sore-feet. They get help from the RCMP - Royal Canadian Mounted Podiatrists.</desc>
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    <title>The Statue of Liberty Caper - S09E03</title>
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    <title>Penfold Transformed - S09E04</title>
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    <title>Daniel Shares his Tigertastic Car - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Katerina Shares Her Tutu - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Prince Wednesday Goes to the Potty - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Prince Wednesday is in the block corner at school building the “tallest tower in the world!” Even though he needs to go to the bathroom, he doesn’t want to stop what he is doing. He learns how important it is to stop and go right away.</desc>
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    <title>College Bored - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Cafe Disaffecto - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Malled - S01E05</title>
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    <title>This Year's Model - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Stopped Clock - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Feeling rejected, Davey imagines a world without other people, including Goliath. He quickly decides this world is not for him!</desc>
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    <title>Who Me? - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After being slothful and lazy, Davey gets a dose of his own medicine. He quickly learns that helping others around the house is a way of showing love.</desc>
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    <title>If At First You Don't Succeed - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Davey decides to be a champion bowler and Sally a concert pianist; however, they quickly learn that it takes effort to achieve lofty goals.</desc>
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    <title>Finders Keepers - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Davey buys Goliath an expensive dog collar for his birthday using ten dollars he found outside a neighbor's house. Davey knows that the money belonged to the old lady and his conscience begins to bother him.</desc>
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    <title>Kookaburra - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Davey's geography lesson on Australia is very amusing at first with its dingos and kookaburras, but he soon tires of it and doesn't study for the test. He resorts to cheating, but that night his conscience begins to bother him.</desc>
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    <title>The Caretakers - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Thoughtlessly Davey pours paint down a well. When he sees how others suffer because of his misdeed, he realizes we're all responsible for taking care of God's world.</desc>
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    <title>The Hard Way - S04E07</title>
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    <title>The Kids Are Alright (1) - S06E01</title>
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    <title>The Song Remains the Same (2) - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Wednesday, March 19, 2025 - S60E148</title>
    <desc>Shane reveals devastating news to Theresa. Brady supports Tate. Joy informs Alex of her decision.</desc>
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    <title>Thursday, March 20, 2025 - S60E149</title>
    <desc>EJ lashes out at Kate. Jada fills Paulina in on her theory. Rafe tries to console Johnny.</desc>
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    <title>Friday, March 21, 2025 - S60E150</title>
    <desc>Jada and Rafe look forward to the future. Julie is shocked to see Melinda wearing the missing necklace. Holly comforts Tate.</desc>
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    <title>Compromised - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When the Legends trace a timequake to President Reagan’s White House, they are shocked to discover their old enemy Damien Darhk is now a Senior Adviser to Reagan. As the team works to uncover what Darhk has up his devious sleeve, Sara struggles with the choice of getting revenge or helping with the team’s larger mission. Thinking that the JSA members could be of help, Amaya and Nate break into the JSA and are surprised at what they find. Meanwhile, Stein tries to prevent his younger self from creating an even bigger time Abberation.</desc>
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    <title>Outlaw Country - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Legends are still reeling from the news that their time travel-nemesis is a speedster when they are alerted to an Aberration in the Old West. When the Legends arrive they find their old friend Jonah Hex in trouble with his arch-nemesis, Quentin Turnbull. The team soon discovers that they need to stop Turnbull and his gang from conquering the West and branding it his own lawless territory. To Hex’s surprise, Sara is in charge and dispatches the team. Rory is ecstatic to be in the Wild West, but Sara makes Amaya work with him to keep him on task, which is easier said than done. Meanwhile, Nate, Ray and Jax try to infiltrate Turnball’s gang, but find themselves in a shootout leaving Nate’s confidence shaken.</desc>
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    <title>Long Sleepless Nights - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After a long, sleepless night of baiting and setting crab pots, the fishermen anxiously await the captain's call to begin hauling them in. What's in the first pot of the season as it's pulled onto the deck sets the mood for the crew, and the questions on everyone's mind are who's got crab and where are they fishing?Some boats are ""on the crab,"" while others are ""pulling blanks."" The early losers agonize over strategy, hoping to make up for lost catch, while the winners try to figure out how to keep the crab coming. Others just want to start fishing ... One boat has broken the bin boards in its storage tank, which must be fixed before they can pull in their first pot. Every minute spent repairing broken equipment costs the crew serious money, and the greenhorns learn quickly that there's no sympathy for fatigue.</desc>
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    <title>Father Knows Best - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Josh and Shane pick up a trail left by their father that leads them to an unexpected location; in Hawaii, Casey and Jeff must face circling sharks to pull in fish.</desc>
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    <title>Deep South - S03E05</title>
    <desc>With fresh clues from their father's past, Josh and his brother Shane head to Louisiana, where Wild Bill Wichrowski helps them follow a trail that leads to the man who built the Cornelia Marie and to rich new fishing grounds in the Gulf.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pirate vs Knight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A Pirate - the merciless high seas marauder; versus a Knight - the armored battle tank that crushed infidels underfoot. It's an explosive, bloody battle between two fighters who hate everything the other stands for - pistols versus crossbow, gunpowder against armor, and cutlass versus a spiked ball of death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065447 +0000" stop="20260719073659 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yakuza vs Mafia - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Mafia - the deadly crime family that rule New York's 1920's underworld, versus Yakuza - feared gang lords that dominate the mean streets of 1940's Tokyo. Their bloody turf war to decide who is deadliest will be settled with machine guns, sawed off shotguns, pistols, bats, nunchukus and icepicks.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Boy-the-Earth-Talks-To - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Swearengen's shrewd manipulation of the rumor mill pays off in a Yankton counter-offer that requires only slight amending. Meanwhile, George Hearst's arrival in Deadwood has shaken up the camp's status quo from Wu to Farnum to Wolcott. Tolliver, for his part, seeks to avoid marginalization by offering the tycoon damning nuggets about his engineer's nasty habits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061015 +0000" stop="20260719070915 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The team enter the shady world of island politics when the outgoing governor of Saint Marie is poisoned at her leaving party. Meanwhile, DI Goodman dives into the even murkier world of online dating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060258 +0000" stop="20260719062858 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Letter - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Not having luck in the California gold fields, Alex Todd discovers there's money to be made delivering the mail and starts a subscription mail service taking letters to the gold camps for miners starving for news from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062858 +0000" stop="20260719065500 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Is Where You Find It - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A stagecoach robbery involving gold bars occurs but a novice sheriff has his doubts regarding the eyewitness accounts. A matter of simple math and weight horses can carry help him catch the criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065500 +0000" stop="20260719072101 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who'd Bet on Anything - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Abe Curry is determined to do anything to make Carson City a success and later helps make it the state capital. But his habit of betting on everything puts the well being of his family and future at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072101 +0000" stop="20260719074659 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Year of Destiny - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The story of Bret Harte and his early time in 1850's California after moving there from the east. He became a stagecoach guard, newspaper editor which almost got him lynched, then a schoolteacher before finding fame as a western writer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060427 +0000" stop="20260719063015 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin Montague, Tommy Chunn, James Stephens III, Tony Woods - S01E07</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063015 +0000" stop="20260719065458 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reynaldo Rey, Eddie Griffin, Darcel Blagmon (Fat Doctor), Arceneaux &amp; Mitchell - S01E08</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065458 +0000" stop="20260719072354 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alonzo Jones (Hamburger), Chris Tucker, Bernie Mac, Kevin Anthony - S02E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072354 +0000" stop="20260719074639 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cedric the Entertainer, Andre Covington, Angela Means - S02E02</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260719061931 +0000" stop="20260719064309 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Attraction - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Erica starts seeing a new boy, it frightens Heather. One abortion was bad enough, but what if she goes too far again? Heather has to come to terms with her own guilt at having supported Erica. Alison says she's giving up on her campaign to win Snake, but when he invites Alison's best friend Amy to the dance, the claws come out. Scooter suddenly notices that his pal Tessa is (gasp!) a girl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064309 +0000" stop="20260719070653 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Testing 1...2...3 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Joey is diagnosed with a learning disability.  He contemplates dropping out of high school, but changes his mind after talking to Caitlin.  Caitlin tells him to stop feeling sorry for himself, because he's not the only one with a disability, because she has to deal with having epilepsy.
Elsewhere, everyone cheats on a test.  The teacher says since everyone gets an A, that test must not have been hard enough, so it won't count and he'd give everyone a harder test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070653 +0000" stop="20260719073033 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Creeps! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lucy becomes director and writer of her first film: a feminist horror flick starring the Zits, Simon and Caitlin, with Alexa, Tim and Heather as crew. But the film that's playing in Lucy's mind is a far cry from the one that's unfolding in the empty Saturday morning corridors of the school. Spike is nervous when Shane starts hanging around the school watching her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073033 +0000" stop="20260719075404 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stressed Out - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Caitlin hears that Ms. Avery has been fired from her job in the school resource centre. When she starts a petition around school, protesting her firing, Mr. Raditch intervenes. He tells Caitlin she was offered a job as a substitute teacher, but turned it down. Caitlin confronts Ms. Avery about this. Ms. Avery explains she wants a classroom of her own with students of her own. They get into an arguement, but later reconcile at Ms. Avery's going away party.
Also Michelle takes too many caffine pills and BLT takes her to the school nurse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062330 +0000" stop="20260719065120 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cover-Up - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Joey and Rick work together on a school assignment. While working at Rick's house, Joey discovers that Rick's bruises aren't the results of school yard fights, but an abusive father. Joey confides in his mother, who contacts the school to let them know. Although angry at first, Rick is relieved when he gets to go live with his brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065120 +0000" stop="20260719071907 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Race - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Melanie fears she is too flat chested for the school swim team.  After constant complaining that her mother wont buy her a bra, L.D. takes Melanie to the department store.  When she arrives at school, wearing her bra, she is the victim of much ridicule and teasing.  At the big swim meet (girls team vs. the boys team), Joey makes a loud comment about Melanie's chest to the whole school, and L.D. tosses him into the pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071907 +0000" stop="20260719074652 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumor Has It - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Many of Ms. Avery's students think that she is a lesbian.  Caitlin, who admires her teacher, defends these rumours and insists that her teacher isn't gay.  After dreaming that her classmates think that she is also gay, Caitlin begins to act self-conscious at school.  Caitlin confronts her teacher, who informs her student that she is not gay.  After confiding that she has been questioning her own sexuality, Ms. Avery informs Caitlin that these dreams are perfectly normal and that everyone her age has them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061500 +0000" stop="20260719063840 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fully Recovered Tanjiro Joins the Hashira Training!! - S05E03</title>
    <desc>After talking with Tanjiro, Giyu is able to overcome his past self and decides to join the training. Meanwhile, Tanjiro's wounds have healed enough to join the training, and heads to his first training with the former Hashira, Uzui.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063840 +0000" stop="20260719070220 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Bring a Smile to One's Face - S05E04</title>
    <desc>After completing training with Uzui, Tanjiro visits the Tokito residence next. The Demon Slayer swordsmen who have already started the training are dispirited by Muichiro's intense training and harsh words. Tanjiro hears the swordsmen discussing if there's anything they can do about it...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070220 +0000" stop="20260719072601 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Even Ate Demons... - S05E05</title>
    <desc>After completing Mitsuri's training, Tanjiro heads to train with Iguro. When he arrives at the training site, Iguro is waiting for him, visibly angry. Will he be able to complete this horrifying training where he'll have to fix his sword skills?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072601 +0000" stop="20260719074941 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strongest of the Demon Slayer Corps - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro and Zenitsu head to Himejima's training site deep in the mountains and reunite with Inosuke and Murata.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061138 +0000" stop="20260719063715 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Wilson's Safe - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dennis is using numbers for a football play which is the combination to Mr. Wilson's safe, So Mr. Wilson and Henry   get Dennis so confused that he forgets the combination.   Then Mr. Wilson forgets it. Now they are in a real mess   because Mr. Wilson has something very important locked in   the safe. So Mr. Wilson tries everything including trying   to hypnotize Dennis so he can remember the combination. He ends up hypnotizing himself and remembers the combination at last.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063715 +0000" stop="20260719070250 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted House - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson and Henry both invest in a house that   is known to be a haunted house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070250 +0000" stop="20260719072827 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The School Play - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dennis' school is putting on a play which Mr. Wilson ends up   being in (not by choice) because him and Tommy (who is also   in the play) get handcuffed together before the play starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072827 +0000" stop="20260719075401 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifty-Thousandth Customer - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Mr. Finch is having a contest that when the fifty-thousandth   customer walks in his store they will win 5 minutes of   free shopping of which Mr. Wilson is determined to be the   one who wins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061703 +0000" stop="20260719063929 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Repeatedly identifying the finger thought of by a member of the public, having the subject tell how many fingers Derren is holding up out of sight.

Predicting words given by a psychologist during a word dissociation game. Final prediction of a free choice word.

Derren stopping woman walking across a room by clenching his fist out of her sight. Woman stopping pedestrian walking past the window by clenching her fist.

Derren correctly predicting 'secret' drawing from a dissociated drawing (like the word dissociation game) drawn by the psychologist.

Derren predicting item to be selected from a supermarket by a supermarket designer with a label on his back. The route around the supermaket had also been predicted on an envelope sent earlier in the week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063929 +0000" stop="20260719070251 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Derren uses his fingers to see. He also gives Simon Pegg the present he always wanted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070251 +0000" stop="20260719072710 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Derren steals wallets without stealing them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072710 +0000" stop="20260719075112 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Derren guesses numbers and amazes an horologist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061234 +0000" stop="20260719065512 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Reception - S02E20</title>
    <desc>President Kirkman negotiates with a foreign government to release an American held overseas, while attorney Ethan West continues his investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065512 +0000" stop="20260719073747 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Target - S02E21</title>
    <desc>White House Council Kendra Daynes finds herself in a dangerous situation that puts another White House staffer’s life at risk, while Hannah Wells takes an unexpected trip for answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060208 +0000" stop="20260719062628 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Class Act - S05E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062628 +0000" stop="20260719065038 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shimmer And Shine - S05E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065038 +0000" stop="20260719071511 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halcyon Days - S05E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071511 +0000" stop="20260719073929 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lollipop Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061611 +0000" stop="20260719064504 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Terry announces he is standing down as leader of the DMDC, unleashing a bitter winner-takes-all scramble for presidential power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064504 +0000" stop="20260719071411 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Even though Andy, Lance, Becky and Sophie are barely talking to each other, their secrets are on the verge of being revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071411 +0000" stop="20260719074314 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A huge hole has been excavated, and police are looking into it. Larry Bishop's invisible dogs have disappeared without trace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061643 +0000" stop="20260719063809 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bride - S04E09</title>
    <desc>In order to save his family Nate ends up on a Russian bride tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063809 +0000" stop="20260719065908 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Groom - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Nate finally gets married to save his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065908 +0000" stop="20260719072043 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Nate, Robin and the kids are headed from Syracuse to Ft. Lauderdale in a janky mini van instead of flying. Between truckers, aggressive drivers and road side breakfast spots, nothing is really what it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072043 +0000" stop="20260719074230 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hotel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Having driven their van, 'Blue Thunder', into a ditch, it has to be repaired over-night. The Parkers stay at a nearby motel, Swift Stay Suites. What could possibly go right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062106 +0000" stop="20260719073258 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finish It - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Big changes come to The Deuce as Gene sees opportunity in the city's public health crisis. Vincent looks to get out from under the mob's thumb and makes peace with Abby, who decides to pursue a new future. Candy makes a critical choice in her relationship with Hank. Harvey speaks his mind about Candy's film. Alston recognizes the truth of Midtown's redevelopment. Melissa makes a commitment, while Loretta takes on a big responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061957 +0000" stop="20260719071607 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Defender - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dexter finds out that the man who killed his mother, right in front of him, is still alive. When he tells this to Lila, she suggests he face the man, as part of his road to addiction recovery. But then as his sponsor she insists on tagging along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061101 +0000" stop="20260719063415 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hamhocks and Armlocks - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dexter's father gets challenged to an arm wrestling match against a local champion at a truck stop, when he causes the champion to lose for the first time, but refuses to do so even when he trashes the family car. He finally accepts the challenge when he slams the door in Mom's face. Dee Dee knows he'll get creamed, so Dexter builds him a robotic arm to help him win the match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063415 +0000" stop="20260719065631 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunger Strikes - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dexter uses radiation therapy so he can like vegetables, it actually causes him to only eat vegetables, also, the therapy has consequences if Dexter goes too long without them. He turns into a Parody of The Incredible Hulk without vegetables.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065631 +0000" stop="20260719071841 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Koos is Loose - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dee Dee's imaginary friend comes to life and annoys Dexter. Dexter ends up wishing him away, then he realizes he made a terrible mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071841 +0000" stop="20260719074059 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morning Stretch - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Dexter oversleeps and still has to finish his homework along with getting ready for school and eating breakfast, so he creates a helmet that expands thirty seconds into thirty minutes, but realizes that slowing down time is more detrimental than helpful. When he gets everything done, the helmet shuts off. But Dee Dee blocks his door causing him to miss the bus. When Dexter asks Dee Dee why, she replies "Snow Day, school's canceled!". Dexter realizes he did all that rushing around for nothing!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061548 +0000" stop="20260719064125 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Bathe on Saturday - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Laura and Rob plan to spend a romantic weekend in the city and see a play, until Laura runs into a little problem at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064125 +0000" stop="20260719070701 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show of Hands - S04E28</title>
    <desc>When Rob and Laura are asked to fill in for Alan Brady at a banquet in his honor, they run into a mishap at home with a pot of dye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070701 +0000" stop="20260719073244 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Fat - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Alan Brady is rehearsing for a Broadway show, but the script needs work, so he asks Rob to help punch it up - without the author's knowledge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073244 +0000" stop="20260719075839 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hundred Terrible Hours - S04E30</title>
    <desc>In a flashback episode, Rob does a stunt on his radio show where he tries to stay awake for 100 hours - right before being asked to interview with Alan Brady.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060749 +0000" stop="20260719061906 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Relatively Small Package - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan King plays the role of thief-stealing bonds, nuclear codes, and more-all as an elaborate audition for filmmaker Jackson Pepper; when her latest task leads her to Jackson Pepper's mansion, she finds a frantic Kevin Hart and her next assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061906 +0000" stop="20260719062924 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fisher King - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan grapple with Jackson Pepper's death and his motives, stunned by their twisted role research; FBI agent John Fisher investigates the crime scene with a rookie; surveillance footage incriminates Kevin, with Jordan as his accomplice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062924 +0000" stop="20260719064403 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum from Sarasota - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Reeling from the accident, Kevin and Jordan face a twist: the woman they hit orchestrated the entire accident to study for a role and she is not dead; seeking answers with their new companion, Pearl, they visit Roger Richards, an ex-cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064403 +0000" stop="20260719065504 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Lionel Pendergrass - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin dons a disguise as forensics expert Lionel Pendergrass; Jordan and Pearl bond as they wait in the getaway car; despite Fisher's suspicions-and some questionably feigned bowel movements-Kevin escapes with the surveillance tapes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065504 +0000" stop="20260719070802 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face of Guffey Light - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As dawn breaks, Fisher drives Kevin, Jordan, and Pearl to an unknown location; Pearl recognizes the agent from beer commercials; this prompts Fisher to reveal an elusive backstory of how he became an FBI agent for a Jackson Pepper role.</desc>
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    <title>The Code of Hammurabi - S03E07</title>
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    <title>The Recruit - S01E01</title>
    <desc>America's funnyman, Kevin Hart, wants to be an action star. But in order to land a life-changing role, he first has to get schooled on how to be an action hero.</desc>
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    <title>Man on Fire - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Wonder Woman - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Sex, Lies, and Videotape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Things get up close and personal for Kevin and Jordan as Coach Ron teaches a master class in lovemaking.</desc>
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    <title>Occupational Hazards - S06E12</title>
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    <title>To Whit, with Love - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Whitley takes a job substitute teaching for an unruly remedial class at a run-down junior high school. The students are completely out of control the first day, then suddenly behave themselves perfectly. Whitley discovers that they all purposely failed their tests. She considers giving up, but instead challenges the students to prove their intelligence. At the principal's suggestion, she uses her own background to cover the material left out of the outdated textbooks. Dorian finally asks Lena on a date. He stuns her by revealing that he does not believe in pre-marital sex. She decides that she is still interested in having a relationship with him.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Birthday to Moi - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Dwayne discovers that Whitley has goaded Kim into letting her assist in the planning of her own surprise birthday party. Dwayne takes Whitley to a cheap dinner and tells her that he scrapped the party. She feels that she deserves a nice birthday after her rough year, while he insists that she should have trusted him to plan the party on his own. Dwayne sends Whitley into the kitchen, then sneaks all of their friends into the living room to surprise her. Charmaine and Terrell struggle badly in French class. They refuse to accept help from prize pupil Gina, and all other tutors dismiss them as a lost cause. Terrified at the prospect of having their perfect grade point averages ruined, they hide a baby monitor in Gina's bag in an attempt to learn the contents of the oral midterm. Charmaine and Terrell get caught and automatically fail the midterm, leaving Charmaine humiliated.  She admits that she wouldn't have been so desperate to get a good grade if Gina hadn't taunted her about her str</desc>
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    <title>Football Father - S03E08</title>
    <desc>After Arnold fails to measure up to the demands of the basketball, baseball and volleyball teams, Drummond convinces the boy to try football on for size and then pays the coach a clandestine visit to ensure Arnold a place on the team.</desc>
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    <title>First Love - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Drummond orders Willis to spend more time with his studies and less time with his "first love," but Willis and Arnold concoct a plan they're sure will fulfill the wishes of both father and son.</desc>
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    <title>Count Your Blessings - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Arnold tries a regimen of stretching exercises and a change of diet to speed his growth, but Drummond finds he must go to a very special source to get the boy to accept that he will never be tall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070724 +0000" stop="20260719072940 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loan - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Arnold learns the true value of a dollar when Drummond turns down his request to lend $4,000 to the apartment building doorman anxious to take part in an attractive business deal.</desc>
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    <title>Roots - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Willis and Arnold turn the Drummond household upside down as they try to prove to their old Harlem neighbors -- and themselves -- that they haven't lost tough with their cultural roots.</desc>
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    <title>Germ Warfare - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A crash of problems is made, when Earl gives Baby a dirty suck-toy that was on the roof of the chimney after a mouse stoled it from him. After giving it to him, Earl comes home from work and finds out from Fran that Baby is awfully sick. It's a terrible situation for the two to find the cure. There first doctor was Dr. Frankis but his plan was to make the Sinclair family sell there properties and there money to make him more richer. But Ethyl didn't believe that he could do the right thing, so she offered Fran and Earl to go out into the woods and find the guy that cures everything. Zabar, the guy in the woods cured Baby and was back to normal.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry for Love - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.</desc>
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    <title>License to Parent - S03E08</title>
    <desc>It's a nightmare for Earl and Fran as parents when there parent license is being taken away from the Parent Patrol Officer Battleheim. Fran and Earl feel very ashamed that they have disobeyed the rules and code of parenting; Also after the two's license was taken away, Robbie and Charlene with Baby are causing problems with Battleheim when he puts the gun onall of them, but Fran and Earl immediately rush to stop Battleheim from hurting and scaring the kids. Making sure he doesn't get caught about the situation, he gives back Earl and Fran there parent license and leaves.</desc>
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    <title>Charlene's Flat World - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Charlene's class is assigned to think of an original idea, her world-is-round theory falls flat, and she's tried for heresy. She get's arrested stating that the world is round and everybody believes that the world is flat. So she decides to prove them wrong by traveling with Robbie to the end of the earth to there sudden death. But they return and everyone realized now the world was round.</desc>
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    <title>Wilderness Weekend - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.</desc>
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    <title>Mushroom Farmer - S02E17</title>
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  <programme start="20260719064434 +0000" stop="20260719072806 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plumber - S02E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260719063746 +0000" stop="20260719072433 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Flags and Parades - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Debra and John revel secretly in their newlywed bliss, as Veronica, Terra, and Toby hatch a plan to prove their suspicions about their mother's new man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062441 +0000" stop="20260719070618 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at Home - S11E09</title>
    <desc>The State Attorney's Office is shocked when they must spring into action to find one of their own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070618 +0000" stop="20260719074836 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in the Ozarks - S11E10</title>
    <desc>On May 19th 2022, Christopher Hoye suddenly leaves his Ozarks homestead; after several hours, Christopher's wife recovers his truck next to a dangerous river but Christopher is gone; as weeks go by, there are more questions than answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062024 +0000" stop="20260719070823 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Education, Education, Education - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Louisa and Martin have their first therapy session together - though neither of them was expecting they would be given homework - while Morwenna is not happy about it when a teenager on work experience starts trying to boss her around in the surgery. Mrs Tishell is surprised when her husband Clive returns and tells her he wants to give things another go, and Louisa has to call Martin when one of her pupils collapses during a school excursion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070823 +0000" stop="20260719075507 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control-Alt-Delete - S07E05</title>
    <desc>After reaching breaking point with being followed around by Buddy, Martin resolves to find a vet to have it put down, while Ruth finds out that Bert has been trying to make his own whisky. Clive is suspicious of Mrs Tishell and who she might be cooking meals for, Penhale makes a hash of asking Janice out, and Louisa and Martin's therapy homework results in a picnic on the beach, where they are interrupted by local vet Angela Sim - who appears to be hallucinating.</desc>
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    <title>A Fairy Big Knot / Rosie the Rescuer - S02E30</title>
    <desc>When Frida Fairy Flier shows off her tricks to Doc and the toys, her strings get into an enormous tangle. / Rosie panics when she's called to a real accident.</desc>
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    <title>Crikey! It's Wildlife Will / Rootin' Tootin' Southwest Sal - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Wildlife Bill encounters a Chihuahua who takes his legs. / Donny and Tamara play with Southwest Sal, a cute cowgirl toy who throws a perfect lasso.</desc>
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    <title>Take Your Doc to Work Day / Blazer's Bike - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Doc spends the day at her mom's office and meets a toy in need. / Doc suggests a new helmet for a toy that keeps crashing a rocket bike.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Storm / Spritzy Mitzi - S02E36</title>
    <desc>A hurricane hits the neighborhood and Doc helps create an evacuation plan for the toys in the clinic including a "buddy system" but Chilly and Hallie accidentally get left behind when Chilly falls off the wagon during the evacuation and Hallie tries to help keep him calm. / Spritzy Mitzi, an octopus shaped sprinkler toy, ruptures a sprinkler tentacle after getting a pebble stuck in one of her sprinkling holes after ignoring Stuffy's advice on having Doc checking it out first.</desc>
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    <title>The Sun Makers (3) - S15E15</title>
    <desc>Now Leela is the prisoner of the Collector. He knows of the Doctor and is determined to rid himself of both of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Sun Makers (4) - S15E16</title>
    <desc>The Doctor now moves to completely overthrow the Company. But the Collector has one last trump card to play.</desc>
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    <title>Underworld (1) - S15E17</title>
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    <title>Underworld (2) - S15E18</title>
    <desc>After 100,000 years, the Minyans have found the long-lost P7E. But what awaits them on the ship, long buried in the core of a newborn planet?</desc>
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    <title>Demons of the Punjab - S11E06</title>
    <desc>India, 1947. The Doctor and her friends arrive in the Punjab, as India is being torn apart. While Yaz attempts to discover her grandmother's hidden history, the Doctor discovers demons haunting the land. Who are they, and what do they want?</desc>
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    <title>Jack &amp; Jill (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Chapman kids have some new bunnies and Dog shows them how to care for them properly, followed by pursuing a suspect in a case of animal cruelty.</desc>
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    <title>Island Hopper - S05E04</title>
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    <title>Nice Guys Finish Last - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall helps identical twins who have been inseparable all their lives, but are now struggling because one sister's labrador cross is always bullying the other's rescue dog. Other clients include a French bulldog who hates TV and is always smashing holes in the set, and a sprocker who is constantly destroying things around the house.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall helps Paul and Yvonne, whose Border Collie will not let them leave the house without a marathon bout of barking, while every phone call also sets the dog off. Graeme also meets a Labrador that becomes aggressive when there is food around, and a husky with a fear of stairs.</desc>
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    <title>Ape Foo Young - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cranky makes a youth potion, to make himself younger. Donkey Kong, upon finding the potion thinks it's just a regular drink, and is turned into a baby.</desc>
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    <title>Booty and the Beast - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Captain Scurvy and his pirates come to the island, for the Crystal Coconut. Donkey Kong and Diddy get captured by the pirates, but are helped by a Klap-Trap.</desc>
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    <title>Kong for a Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>During a day of truce, K. Rool tricks the apes into thinking Donkey Kong is causing trouble, which gets Donkey Kong banished.</desc>
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    <title>From Zero to Hero - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Whatever It Takes... - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Chloe takes June drinking in the financial district, where she finds a hot broker and a job offer; James is paired with the worst dancer on "Dancing With the Stars."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063657 +0000" stop="20260719065832 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bar Lies... - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While James is in Los Angeles, Chloe uses his penthouse for one of her scams; June tries to teach Chloe about honesty; James causes a stir.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065832 +0000" stop="20260719072006 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Weekend in the Hamptons... - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Chloe tries to cheer her friends up by dragging them to the Hamptons, where she tries to crash the party of the year and hook up with its host.</desc>
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    <title>Paris... - S02E08</title>
    <desc>June is excited to meet a nice co-worker at her new job, but Chloe warns that the new person probably isn't being as friendly as she seems; Mark goes to James for help expressing his feelings to June.</desc>
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    <title>1917 Patrol - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Plunged back in time, Rita attempts to navigate the Bureau of Normalcy with help from an oddly familiar group. Meanwhile, Jane gives Kay her first taste of freedom, while Larry finds closure with his son.</desc>
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    <title>Journey to the Purple Planet - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots blast into outer space to help five space visitors named Flinky, Inky, Pinky, Dinky and Al get back to Purple Planet.</desc>
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    <title>BOO! - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Its Halloween Eve, Dora and Boots met Little Monster who was out Trick or Treating. According to Little Monster, it is a rule that all monsters must be home before the Big Clock strikes 12 Midnight. Dora and Boots helps Little Monster get back home to his parents by going through The Pumpkin Patch, through The Good Witch's Forest and to The Monster House.</desc>
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    <title>Dora Saves the Game - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dora, Boots and Dora's entire family watches a big soccer game to root for Diego's big sister Daisy as her team plays on it. The game was stopped because Daisy's team is short of 1 player, Daisy and her teammates calls for Dora to join their team and save the game. Dora and Boots had to hurry to the soccer game by going through The Forest, over The Bridge and into The Soccer Game.</desc>
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    <title>Terrible Twos (John &amp; Nikki) vs. Hurricanes (John &amp; Kelly) - S02E05</title>
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    <title>U.S. Express (Barry &amp; Salima) vs. Beach Bums (Brian &amp; Christy) - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260719064308 +0000" stop="20260719070444 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrible Twosome vs. Lions - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Titans (Tanya &amp; Mike) vs. No-Names (Todd &amp; Mattie) - S02E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260719072612 +0000" stop="20260719074718 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stooges (Janine &amp; Chris) vs. Seismic Gumballs (Mark &amp; Gretchen) - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Judy, Judy, Judy - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Judy helps out with Gwen Gauntlet, her favorite actress and teen role model, while she is in town to shoot an entertainment show. Judy hopes she can get a recommendation from Gwen for Vole University. However, Gwen is so self-absorbed that it tests the limits of Judy's patience. Meanwhile, Doug and Skeeter think they've shot proof of the monster on Judy's video camera and Judy won't let them see the tape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062514 +0000" stop="20260719064759 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Dougapalooza - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Connie Benge becomes obsessed with winning a local radio-station contest to become a rock 'n' roll star. She brings Doug into it, and is so obsessed she thinks about quitting school just like Flounder from The Beets did. Soon she realizes Flounder may have not done the right thing. Meanwhile, Al, Moo and Skeeter try to contact the monster of the lake by creating a monster calling machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064759 +0000" stop="20260719071042 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Gets It All - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When Doug worries he is only average, he decides that to make his level of importance higher he should be a collector of unusal and (hopefully) valuable items. So he goes to a flea market with a valuable collecters item book looking for rubber tub stoppers and bowls, but someone has already gotten to them. Meanwhile, Roger gets on Mr. Bone's good side to get himself out of detention and Skeeter asks the A.V. Nerds to help him find the Lucy Duck Monster using A.V. equipment.</desc>
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    <title>Doug's Thanksgiving - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Bill Bluff's public relations firm decides that Bill should have Thanksgiving Day dinner with an average Bluffington family to increase his popularity. Doug's family is choosen and turns their simple Thanksgiving plans upside down. They won't let Patti join their dinner and Judy doesn't like what Bill is doing in preparation for the big dinner. So Doug sets out to make everyone happy for Thanksgiving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073333 +0000" stop="20260719075622 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Midnight Kiss - S07E01</title>
    <desc>One of Doug's New Years resolution is to tell Patti how he feels about her. But when Doug realizes he hasn't done that yet, he decides that giving her a kiss at Beebe's New Years Eve party will do it. So Doug rents movies and uses balloons for practice. At the party, midnight is approaching and Doug finds out that Patti left Beebe's party to go to other parties with Guy. It looks like Guy had the same plans for Patti as Doug did. Meanwhile, Roger tries to break his own record of how many girls to kiss at midnight and Judy hates all the New Years celebration.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063546 +0000" stop="20260719073057 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carson is finding it tough maintaining standards in the house, and a suicide prompts Isobel to suggest converting Downton Abbey into a convalescent hospital.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063629 +0000" stop="20260719071734 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petra's Pigs - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff reveals the cause behind a beloved senior dog's mysterious lump.  A cat called Tigger is monitored for unusual eating habits. An owner learns the perils of purchasing her pup online after it becomes sickly, and Petra shows off her guinea pigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062139 +0000" stop="20260719064416 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bully - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ben finds that his favorite stuffed animal from his childhood, Bully, has been tossed in the dumpster. Ben immediately blames his father and begins to label all of his possessions; he even labels his labels. Ben starts to fear that his father is going to throw him out of the house like his Bully. Sick of his father playing his folk, blues and "Snoopy Dog Dog" songs, suggests that he should play an open mic night, so that he doesn't play in the house. Ben and Laura go to watch him humiliate himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064416 +0000" stop="20260719070713 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cholesterol - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Katz becomes concerned about his health after a routine check-up, Julie the bartender agrees to help him get in shape.  In exchange, he gives her guitar lessons and sings a songs he wrote about her, with one word: "Julie."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070713 +0000" stop="20260719072851 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody's Got a Tushy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Katz is concerned about Ben's social life (or lack-there-of).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072851 +0000" stop="20260719075105 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Car - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ben borrows the car for the day; Katz calls him on the cell phone; Ben parks in front of the building and narrowly avoids getting towed when Laura -- in a surprisingly nice move -- cries to the tow truck driver to get him to stop. The car has to go into the shop because Ben had the emergency brake on the whole time: "Everyone has their own definition of 'emergency,'" he explains.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063330 +0000" stop="20260719071720 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Spoonful of Cyst - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Stephen's large, bulbous nose gets him unwanted attention, and he hopes Dr. Lee can help; Veronica wants to be free of secrets, including the bump on her butt; Marty has a large, 30-year-old growth on his shoulder that he is ready to remove himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071720 +0000" stop="20260719075951 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Giant Nose is Killing Me - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Roger has enormous growths on his nose that drip pus, attract flies and are so large that he can barely breathe. Sandra and Jessie are sisters who bonded over their many undiagnosed face bumps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062315 +0000" stop="20260719064728 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of the Dragon Balls - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Goku, an orphan living in the mountains, is out fishing when he meets Bulma, a young girl searching for the seven Dragon Balls, which, when gathered together, grant a wish. Goku's grandpa gave him the four-star Dragon Ball before he died. Needing this ball for her collection, already possessing two balls, Bulma decides to let Goku join her search. They take off on a motorcycle, but Bulma is suddenly grabbed by a giant flying dinosaur. Goku hits the monster with his power pole and rescues Bulma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064728 +0000" stop="20260719071140 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Emperor's Quest - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Goku and Bulma set up a shelter to sleep in. At night, Goku goes out looking for some food. He sees a ship fly overhead, and, thinking that it's a bird, goes running after it. The ship belongs to Mai and Shu, who are servants of Emperor Pilaf. The Emperor is also looking for the Dragon Balls. Goku saves them from wolves, and heads back. In the morning,he finds a giant turtle who is looking for the sea. Goku volunteers to take him there, so he picks up the turtle on his back and begins running, with Bulma following on her motorcycle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071140 +0000" stop="20260719073553 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nimbus Cloud of Roshi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On their way to the sea, Goku and Bulma run into a Bear Thief that tries to eat the turtle. Goku makes short work of him, and they continue on their way. When they arrive at the shore, the turtle tells them to wait for him. When he comes back, a man is riding on his back. The man is Master Roshi, and as a reward for helping his turtle, he gives Goku his flying Nimbus Cloud. Roshi himself can't ride the cloud, because only good and pure people can. Bulma can't ride it either, but Goku can. Roshi also gives Bulma the three-star Dragon Ball, not knowing what it is. When Master Roshi returns to his island, he finds Emperor Pilaf and his two henchmen searching his house for the Dragon Ball. After he tells them that he gave it away, the three leave his island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073553 +0000" stop="20260719080005 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oolong the Terrible - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The dragon radar leads Goku and Bulma into a remote village. They find that the village is being terrorized by a shapeshifter named Oolong. An old woman in this village has the six-star Dragon Ball, and she agrees to give it to them if they drive Oolong away from their village. Oolong wants to marry a girl in the village, so Goku dresses up like her to trick Oolong. When Oolong discovers this, he gets very angry. To protect his identity, he reverts back into his original state after he transformed and runs away from the village. Goku follows, and eventually catches him. With the village saved, the old woman gives them the six-star ball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061210 +0000" stop="20260719063442 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace in the Future! The Spirit of Goku is Forever! - S01E98</title>
    <desc>Trunks returns to the future and is reunited with Bulma. As tranquility seems to return, the androids are attacking again. Trunks saves an elderly man from being killed by Androids #17 and #18. Thanks to his training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Trunks easily destroys the two androids. Three years later, Trunks prepares to head back into the past to tell everyone of his victory. However, there is still one more android to stop: Cell, in his Imperfect Form. After a brief fight, Trunks launches Cell into the air and destroys him with ease as well. Peace is finally restored to the future timeline. Back in the present, Goku begins his "life" in the Other World.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063442 +0000" stop="20260719065744 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Hero, Great Saiyaman, is Born! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Videl is called in to stop a bus hijacking, Gohan, using the alias "Great Saiyaman", pitches in to help the passengers while Videl handles the criminals. The next day, Gohan learns that Chobi, the child of Toto the pterodactyl, has been captured by a circus and put on display. In his attempt to rescue Chobi, Gohan is portrayed as a criminal and is pursued by Videl. However, when Chobi's parents attack the city in search of their child, Gohan manages to handle the situation and return Chobi to his parents. Later, Videl, who discovers the truth that Gohan is Great Saiyaman, blackmails him into participating in the 25th World Martial Arts Tournament. As some of the other Z Fighters express interest in the tournament, Goku calls out from the Other World, saying he will return to Earth for a single day to particpate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065744 +0000" stop="20260719072047 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon Team, All Assembled! Son Gokuu has Returned!! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After ten days of training, Videl manages to master flight, finally giving Gohan and Goten the opportunity to resume their training for the tournament. On the day of the tournament, Gohan suggests to Vegeta, Goten, and Trunks that they don't use their Super Saiyan forms during the tournament to avoid hassle from the press. Arriving at the island where the tournament will take place, Gohan and the others are greeted by Goku, who the fortune teller Baba has granted 24 hours to stay on Earth, allowing him to meet Goten for the first time, while Piccolo destroys all the cameras in the area to keep Gohan's identity a secret. After the participating fighters register for the tournament, with Goten and Trunks forced to participate in the junior division, the preliminary rounds begin, where the fighters must hit a punching machine to rank their strength, with the Dragon Team effortlessly qualifying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072047 +0000" stop="20260719074349 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everyone is Shocked! Goten and Trunks' Super Battle!! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Gohan and Videl wait to take their preliminaries, Goku, Vegeta, and the others go to spectate the junior division, where Goten and Trunks effortlessly progress through each round until they face each other in the final round. The battle gets more and more intense, with Goten and Trunks surprising the audience with advanced techniques and even turning Super Saiyan. The match eventually comes to an end where a sneak attack by Trunks causing Goten to lose by ring-out. Satan, who had spectated the fight and had been reminded of the battle with Cell, now faces a pinch as he now has to fight against Trunks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062039 +0000" stop="20260719064346 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HOPE!! Redux: Awaken in the Present, Trunks - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Goku Black taunts Future Trunks for failing to save his loved ones, provoking the youth to assume Super Saiyan form in a losing battle. But Future Trunks distracts Black with an energy attack long enough to reach the Time Capsule and escape 17 years into the past. Meanwhile in the present timeline, Trunks is studying in class along with the Pilaf Gang, who were allowed to live in Capsule Corp. During recess, Trunks witnesses the Time Capsule arriving with Future Trunks inside. He immediately calls for his mother, who contacts Vegeta and Goku while Trunks and the Pilaf Gang are confused by the stranger having both Trunks's face and name. Bulma asks Trunks to power up in order for Goku to be able to teleport himself and Vegeta to their location, Whis and Beerus joining in to see what's going on. Vegeta asks Goku to get some Senzu beans. Goku goes to Korin's place to get some Senzu beans. Future Trunks regains consciousness, and attacks Goku upon assuming him to be Black.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064346 +0000" stop="20260719070654 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Message From the Future - The Incursion of Goku Black! - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Goku holds Future Trunks off long enough for Bulma to calm him down, Future Trunks is formally introduced to everyone present while being informed of the events that occurred since the Cell incident. Future Trunks reveals after he prevented the revival of the Majin Buu of his timeline, Goku Black appeared and massacred most of humanity with only him and few remaining people fighting him in a losing battle. Bulma deduces that Future Trunks came back in time to get reinforcements while fighting a journal her future self hid in the Time Capsule, Goku and Vegeta both intrigued while Beerus and Whis are astonished that humans are bold enough to mess with the affairs of time-space. Back in the alternate future, Black realizes Trunks traveled back in time as he uses his ring to open a tear in time to reaches the present as Future Trunks finished his spar with Super Saiyan 3 Goku to determine each other's power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070654 +0000" stop="20260719073001 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goku vs. Black! A Closed-Off Road to the Future - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Goku Black arrives in the past, expressing an interest in fighting Goku and is able to hold his own against his Super Saiyan form while Future Trunks wonders why Goku is holding back. The fight continue until the time distortion caused by the Time Capsule begins to fade, weakening the time tear as Black is being dragged back to the future. But he destroys the Time Machine as his final act in the present, Whis revealing Black used a Time Ring that only Supreme Kais possess. But he and Beerus are astonished when Bulma reveals that she kept the other version of Time Machine that Cell used to travel back in time, intending to use her future self's journal to repair it. Just as Black reappears in the future timeline, Future Mai regains consciousness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073001 +0000" stop="20260719075308 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feelings That Transcend Time: Trunks and Mai - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While Future Trunks is waiting for Bulma to finish the repairs on the Time Capsule, Goku heads off to King Kai's planet to train after Beerus and Whis refused while both being curious about the sense of familiarity from Goku Black's energy. Future Trunks then notices Mai and recognizes her as the past version of the Mai he knew, revealing how Future Mai was a leader of Earth's resistance movement who died fighting to protect the planet. He also mentions Black's ultimate goal is eliminating everything he considers a inferior being. Meanwhile, excited from facing Goku, Black seeks to fight him again to become more accustomed to his body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060139 +0000" stop="20260719062552 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gohan, Defeat Your Dad!! - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Ginyu tries to power up with Goku's body, but he keeps getting weaker by not using mind and body. As Krillin and Gohan fight Ginyu, Vegeta fights Jeice and it seems the Saiyan Prince has gotten stronger too. Has he become a Super Saiyan as well?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062552 +0000" stop="20260719065004 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Ginyu...The Frog - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Realizing that he's no match for Vegeta, Ginyu tries to use his body switch move on the Saiyan Prince, but Goku is able block the attack and got his body back. Back in his broken body, Captain Ginyu tries his trick again to survive in Vegeta's body. Luckily, Goku is able to throw a frog to intercept the transfer. With the Ginyu Force defeated, Goku recovers in the isolation chamber in Frieza's spaceship while everyone else prepares for a battle with Frieza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065004 +0000" stop="20260719071418 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Password Is Porunga - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With new battle armor, Krillin heads to Guru to get the password as Gohan looks after the Dragon Balls and Vegeta takes a nap. However, Frieza has figured out Nail's stalling strategy and flies back to the ship. Who will be able to make their wish?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071418 +0000" stop="20260719073831 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piccolo's Return - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Thanks to Dende, the Eternal Dragon, Porunga, has been summoned with the power to grant three wishes. The first two wishes are used to bring Piccolo back to life and to bring him to Namek by Piccolo's own request, thanks to the mediation by King Kai. Unfortunately, Vegeta is awake and rushes toward the others with rage to make his wish. Will he succeed and are any of them prepared for Frieza?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060220 +0000" stop="20260719062600 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love Sushi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh enter a "Pump My Room" contest to try and redecorate the living room as an anniversary gift for their parents. When they come back to the house they realize that everything is gone. To get the furniture and everything else back, Drake and Josh get a job at a sushi factory, but come home to see that everything is back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062600 +0000" stop="20260719064939 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Storm - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The whole gang has gathered at Drake and Josh's house before Drake's big concert, but thanks to Walter's poor weather predictions they end up stuck in the house due to severe rain. Sure, it's raining outside, but the real storm for Drake to weather is when his new girlfriend meets his exes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064939 +0000" stop="20260719071319 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dinner With Bobo - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The boys are tired of sharing a ride and get money to buy a car, but all goes bananas when Drake buys an orangutan named Bobo instead. Soon they think they can make some money off their new friend, but things get hairy when they find out the man who purchased him may be an evil Doctor with unique.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071319 +0000" stop="20260719073659 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tree House - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Drake, Josh, and Megan must rebuild a tree house that they accidentally destroyed</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073659 +0000" stop="20260719080039 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Josh Is Done - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Drake has taken advantage of Josh for the last time and Josh decides that he is done dealing with Drake. Drake says he's fine with this, but when Josh's life improves and Drake's goes down the drain this rocker begins crooning a different tune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060425 +0000" stop="20260719062539 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Samurai Si - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Willie receives a special gift from a Japanese business associate – a “priceless” samurai sword, which Willie keeps out of the hands of Jase and the guys. But when Willie leaves the office, Jase and Si can’t help but put the weapon to the test and soon they find themselves searching for a repair shop that can handle ancient Japanese steel. Back home, Willie and Phil decide to take his daughter Sadie out for some shooting lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062539 +0000" stop="20260719064649 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Mattresses and Men - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jase, Si, and the guys from the duck call room take a field trip to a brand new local donut shop and quickly find out who amongst them can eat the most delicious treats. There, Si enters a raffle to win a brand new camper and when he hits the jackpot Si soon converts his new prize into his own personal office. Meanwhile, Willie gets roped into a furniture-buying excursion with Phil and Ms. Kay, which quickly turns awkward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064649 +0000" stop="20260719070750 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck No, We Won't Go - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Willie pushes his work force too far after implementing new “motivational work tactics,” and the guys rise up against him and go on strike. But creating a picket line Duck Commander-style isn't as effective as they hoped. Ms. Kay decides to take her home cookin' to the streets of West Monroe with her very own food truck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070750 +0000" stop="20260719072855 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drag Me to Glory - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When NASCAR sensation Clint Bowyer pays a visit to the Duck Commander warehouse, Willie and the guys are fired up to spend the day hanging out with the professional racecar driver. But too much enthusiasm about the celebrity's mode of transportation turns into a drag race showdown between Willie and Clint. Phil and Si have their hands full fixing Ms. Kay's barbecue when a trip to the outdoor grill store turns disastrous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061222 +0000" stop="20260719063455 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duckman of Aquatraz - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Scrooge is framed for stealing a painting from Glomgold's art gallery and sent to Aquatraz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063455 +0000" stop="20260719065729 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Money Vanishes - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Beagle Boys steal Gyro's handheld teleporter and use it to steal Scrooge's fortune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065729 +0000" stop="20260719072002 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Gyro de Gearloose - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Gyro, tired of being looked upon as a "gadget man", invents a time machine and uses it to go back in time to the Middle Ages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072002 +0000" stop="20260719074235 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinosaur Ducks - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and Launchpad explore a land where dinosaurs still live, but the kids tag along against Scrooge's directions to the contrary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064518 +0000" stop="20260719073316 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothin' But the Truth - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Boss has a casino running in Hazzard County while a state gambling investigator is under way. So he frames the Dukes for possession of illegal gambling devices real good. But when he is accidentally injected with truth serum, he runs off at the mouth nothing but the truth - and gets himself into so much trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061540 +0000" stop="20260719063722 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of Tardos - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dungeon Master sends the Young Ones to the walled city of Tardos Keep to save Queen Solinara and her people from Venger's besigement. But the evil wizard has a wicked surprise for the kids--Demodragon, a two-headed fire and ice spitting monster capable of trashing the entire Realm. Will they learn what the fabled treasure of Tardos Keep is before the out-of-control Demodragon destroys their chance to get home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063722 +0000" stop="20260719065906 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City at the Edge of Midnight - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Back in the real world, a boy named Jimmy is pulled under his bed and vanishes.  In the world of Dungeons and Dragons, the kids are lost.  The Dungeon Master tells them they have to find the City at the Edge of Midnight, where children from this world and the theirs are being held prisoner.  They then find an oasis, that's inhabited by a clan of monsters.  When the monsters have them surrounded, a traveller by the name of Ramuud comes and saves them.  He then leads them away from the cursed oasis to his own encampment.  Ramuud then explains that long ago his daughter, Aisha, was kidnapped by the Nightwalker and is being held prisoner at the City at the Edge of Midnight.  Wanting to return the favor of saving them from the monsters, the kids offer their help, but Ramuud tells them that it's not nessary.  But when Bobby is kidnapped that night, they're forced to enter the City at the Edge of Midnight to fight the dreaded Nightwalker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065906 +0000" stop="20260719072049 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Traitor - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While resting in the Moon Forest, they're awakened during a sneak attack by Venger's Orc Army.  Bobby and Hank are captured and Shiela tells everyone that she's going to follow the Orcs to see where they take them.  The remaining three escape with these creatures called Cloud Bears.  When Shiela searches for Hank, she's shocked to find him planning an ambush with the orc army, even saying that Venger need not worry and that everything will happen as planned.  When he returns to the group, Shiela exposes him to the rest and he's branded a traitor by his friends.  The truth is Hank is going along with Venger so he will not harm Bobby.  If Hank so much as reveals his true cause for betrayal, he endangers Bobby's life.  Caught between a rock and a hard place, Hank must still lead his non-trusting friends and help save Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072049 +0000" stop="20260719074233 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Dungeon Master - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After an attack by a swarm of wasps, the Dungeon Master greets the kids.  Eric expresses that Dungeon Master's presence is always convient for him and his power is going to waste.  The Dungeon Master then explains that his job requires him to give his attention to many places that need him and that his job is never an easy one.  When Eric states that if he were dungeon master it would be the easiest job in the world, the Dungeon Master takes him up on his offer.  For one whole day, Eric is the Dungeon Master.  His last instructions are to head to Dark Haven to seek the Golden Grimoir, which holds the key to everything they seek.  When everyone starts to think Eric being the dungeon master is a bad idea, Eric promises to get everyone home once he figures out the powers of being dungeon master.  Soon Venger finds out about Eric being dungeon master and begins searching for his chance to aquire the power of Dungeon Master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060159 +0000" stop="20260719062559 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harmony is the Greatest of Virtues - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Due to her appearance on TV, Celty Sturluson has gained even more attention and 10 million yen is being offered to uncover her identity. Meanwhile, Raira Academy welcomes its new students, which includes Mairu and Kuriri, Izaya Orihara’s sisters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062559 +0000" stop="20260719064959 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adding Insult to Injury - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The idol Ruri Hijiribe and actor Yuhei Hanejima; two people who, despite being hugely popular, remain a mystery. A chance meeting gives them reason to reveal their secrets to one another. Meanwhile, the various situations in Ikebukuro begin to intersect.</desc>
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    <title>When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do - S02E04</title>
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    <title>No One Knows What the Future Holds - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With the uproar over the bounty settled, the city appears to be peaceful. However, the sparks of a new uproar begin to light, one after another. The womanizing leader of the Toramaru gang visits Shizuo, and Celty receives a request from the Awakusu…</desc>
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    <desc>Blake announces that his sight is back. Alexis sleeps with Cecil. Fallon and Nick are friends again and wants to be together as soon as the baby is born. Steven and Sammy Jo decides to leave the mansion. Fallon and Alexis throws a party for them. Sammy Jo gets drunk and embarrasses the Carringtons. Claudia and Jeff seems to be getting good along. Everything about Cecil being Fallon's father is out in the open between Alexis and Fallon. In the end, Alexis and Fallon has an accident with their car and Fallon is left unconscious.</desc>
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    <title>The Anti-Fish - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bob the Killer Goldfish resurrects the god of all fish to help him conquer the universe. But, this evil pihranna only wants to mangle and devour "The Great Worm Spirit." Jim and Bob form an uneasy alliance to stop the fish from eating the great worm and destroying the universe.</desc>
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    <title>The Origins of Peter Puppy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has put up with Peter's monsterous alter-ego long enough, and seeks to cure him. However, the cure might turn Peter into a plain ol' dumb dog.</desc>
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    <title>Opposites Attack - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Evil Jim creates evil opposites of the Princess and Peter, which have some major flaws.</desc>
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    <title>Darwin's Nightmare - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bob, the Killer Goldfish creates an device that sucks the "evolutionary energy" out of anything that it wraps around. Jim and Peter are made into idiots by it, and remain idiots for a large percentage of the episode.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 15 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Kenny tracks down Stevie, who's working at Ashley Schaeffer's car dealership, when he heads north with the baby to find April.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 16 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Pro scout Roy McDaniel asks Kenny to take a promising Russian pitching prospect under his wing; Stevie takes stock of Shane's status while negotiating his return to Kenny's entourage.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 17 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kenny thinks his son, Toby, is cursed, and might be to blame for a recent run of bad luck; and later tries to bond with Shane's puritanical family. Meanwhile, Stevie is racked with guilt.</desc>
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    <title>Knock Knock, Who's Ed? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ed ruins the latest scam as usual and the Eds decide to go back to his house for more supplies. When they get to Ed's basement, Edd and Eddy stumble onto signs reminding him not to miss the monster movie marathon.</desc>
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    <title>One + One = Ed - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ed can't sleep so he goes to Eddy's house and starts irritating Eddy all night. The next morning they go to Edd's house to find he's taking apart an old radio which somehow leads Eddy to think if knowledge is power then it's also money. The Eds start to take everything they can get their hands on apart.</desc>
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    <title>Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Eds' latest scam, a miniature golf course, is of course ruined by Ed. As Edd goes off to fix it, Ed asks Eddy why Double-Dee is so smart. Eddy decides to have some fun with him, and tells him that Edd is not human.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set… Ed! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jealous of Kevin's record-breaking, Eddy decides to show off his own skills and tells the kids that the Eds just broke a world record for flying around the world in their homemade "Rocket Car."</desc>
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    <title>All the Vice-President's Men - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Abby's parents are flying in from Pasadena for Thanksgiving.Nicholas is surprised when the Vice-President accepts his invitation to Thanksgiving dinner with the Bradfords. He picks the Bradfords' as American's typical family. Tommy puts a deposit on a used car.</desc>
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    <title>The Nuisance - S05E22</title>
    <desc>A woman passed out in a bar is suffering from more than drunkenness. Johnny becomes the victim of a hit and run accident and is a terrible patient. Worse, his replacement Brice annoys everyone at the station. The paramedics help a heart patient and fight a fire in an abandoned building where Roy, Brice, and Marko are trapped.</desc>
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    <title>The Game - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Roy and John are assigned to work the big football game at the Coliseum. A woman accidentally pulls her husband off the roof into a tree. At the game, the paramedics treat a choking victim, a man with breathing difficulties, an injured photographer, and a TV announcer with heart trouble.</desc>
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    <title>The WeHo Ho - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Billy makes amends with Eric over the online leak of Medellin. Lloyd takes a leave of absence from the Miller Gold Agency for personal problems. In the meantime Turtle makes an investment.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Fuckers - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Vince and Johnny "Drama" bet with each other on whether Turtle and Eric can have unattached sex by the end of the day. After being rejected from their daughter's exclusive private school, Ari and his wife are upset over their son having to attend a public school.</desc>
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    <title>Gary's Desk - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Eric gets his own office, Vince eyes a piece of antique furniture that also has a rich history, but someone has already gotten his hands on it. Ari preps for a meeting with R&amp;B superstar Mary J. Blige, but has to contend with twin-sibling rivalry in his own office.</desc>
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    <title>The Line - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The mother of a youth killed while being harassed by an overzealous citizen's patrol appeals to McCall for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065220 +0000" stop="20260719073501 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tip on a Sure Thing - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A bookie that doesn't like the odds on a race kidnaps the son of the jockey and demands the father throw the race.</desc>
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    <title>The Grave Digger - S05E14</title>
    <desc>McCall visits “The Grave Digger,” a serial killer she put behind bars a year ago, to uncover who is behind a series of copycat murders. Meanwhile, Dee skips her Peer Ear meeting to go to a party with Cam.</desc>
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    <title>Deception - S05E15</title>
    <desc>The team suspects Aunt Vi’s friend Evelyn is being taken advantage of by a con man. Meanwhile, McCall decides to take the day off equalizing and spend quality time with Delilah.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Help from My Friends - S09E11</title>
    <desc>When Pratt is witnessed bringing a gun into the emergency room, Carter feels compelled to defend him. However, Pratt's erratic behavior makes Carter reconsider. Meanwhile, Weaver hopes to keep her pregnancy a secret, but physical complications might compromise her plans. Lewis warily watches self-destructive patient Chip Mealy, who admits to molesting young boys. Romano warns guilt-stricken Kovac not to admit to a grieving mother that his miscalculation caused her son's death. Chen treats high school students who overdosed on Ritalin. And Gallant confronts the scheming young wife, Koko, of an aged, dying man.</desc>
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    <title>A Saint in the City - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Weaver confronts a dilemma when influential alderman John Bright, seeking treatment after a fall, tests positive for syphilis—potentially damaging information that could become public. A sympathetic Kovac defies conventional ethics when he tricks a seriously injured patient who refuses to leave his dying wife's side into believing that she has already expired. Pratt ignores a dying mother's wishes in hopes of keeping her kids out of foster care, while also dealing with more problems with Leon. Meanwhile, Carter's family fortunes fail to pay off for an ailing doctor running a local clinic. Weaver and Kovac differ on what to do with a young boy whose medical history suggests repeated child abuse.</desc>
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    <title>Joey Fatone; Richard Hatch - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An evil presence hides in the set. Eric presents "Hannibal's Hands". Eric and Hannibal play "Buzzers".</desc>
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    <title>Chance The Rapper; Mel B - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Chance The Rapper and Mel B are interviewed. Musical guests Questlove and Henry Rollins.</desc>
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    <title>Scott Porter; Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Scott Porter and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Seth Rogen; Asa Akira - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Seth Rogen and Asa Akira are interviewed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064507 +0000" stop="20260719065622 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lauren Conrad; Reese Witherspoon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lauren Conrad and a Reese Witherspoon impersonator are interviewed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065622 +0000" stop="20260719070720 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ryan Kwanten; Beyonce &amp; Jay-Z - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eric and the band turn the monologue into a nu metal song.</desc>
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    <title>Jillian Barberie; Victor Ortiz - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jillian Barberie and Victor Ortiz are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>The Hannibal Buress Show - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Hannibal Buress hosts the show after Eric injures his spine. Also: Nick Cannon; Carmen Electra; Lil Jon performs.</desc>
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    <title>Wiz Khalifa; Aubrey Peeples - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Wiz Khalifa and Aubrey Peeples are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Naturi Naughton; Ryan Phillippe - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Naturi Naughton and Ryan Phillippe are interviewed. Trash Talk performs.</desc>
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    <title>Primal - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Fargo invents a device that bridges the gap between computers and human brains</desc>
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    <title>Purple Haze - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Strange behavior is affecting the whole town except Sheriff Carter and Zoe. The father and daughter team must find the cause while Stark makes a decision that could affect the world.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Mother's Day - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When Chris attempts to buy Rochelle perfume as a Mother's Day gift, he discovers he cannot afford it and buys it from Risky. However, Rochelle breaks out in hives and takes Chris to the store she believes he bought it from. Meanwhile, Drew and Julius do a spot of spring cleaning and make an expensive find.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Graduation - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Chris is disappointed when he finds out that Greg will be going to a different high school next year.  He tries to get the necessary grant money so he can afford to go to Greg's school.  Rochelle volunteers Drew to be Tanya's dance partner in Swan Lake after her ballet partner gets hurt.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Tattaglia - S04E01</title>
    <desc>As a first-time high school student, Chris (Tyler James Williams) is really looking forward to attending a school with some diversity. Unfortunately, when he arrives at school, he discovers that the school's new principal, Ms. Morello (guest star Jacqueline Mazarella), has placed him in the only all-white homeroom.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Cake - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Chris agrees to help a classmate, Angel improve his grades if Angel will help him get the attention of Chris' latest crush, Maria.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Homecoming - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Chris is thrilled when Jenise Huckstable asks him to the homecoming dance. His nerves begin to get the better of him when Jenise tells him that her father Dr. Clint Huckstable wants to meet him before the dance. Drew tries to get Doc to feng shui the store when he takes over Chris' hours.</desc>
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    <title>Robert's Wedding (1) - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.</desc>
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    <title>Robert's Wedding (2) - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Robert and Amy exchange vows in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071417 +0000" stop="20260719073651 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Debra - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Debra talks Ray into letting her join him on the golf course, after she once again realizes that they don't have fun together anymore.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073651 +0000" stop="20260719075926 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You Notes - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon, but Debra steps in, determined to stop Marie's meddling once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Z Is for Zombies - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Father Mulvehill asks the team for a confidential evaluation, as he fears that he might be the victim of diabolical oppression.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065854 +0000" stop="20260719074857 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Is for Cop - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After the shooting of an unarmed woman, the team is tasked with investigating the police officer who pulled the trigger.</desc>
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    <title>Redoubt - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Holden finds himself at odds with his crew when a controversial decision is uncovered. On Ceres, Avasarala struggles to contain an escalating humanitarian crisis. Drummer's growing faction stage a daring raid with dire stakes. Filip, demoted to repair skiff duty, makes an unexpected discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061002 +0000" stop="20260719065633 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Gold Rush Shootout - S16E03</title>
    <desc>Gold Rush's Parker Schnabel joins Josh Gates to investigate an infamous California stagecoach robbery gone bad. Fighting a driving rainstorm, Josh leans on Parker's gold mining expertise to close in on the $10M lost treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065633 +0000" stop="20260719074240 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nazi's Lost Super Sub - S16E04</title>
    <desc>Josh dives the frigid waters of the Baltic Sea in search of a revolutionary Nazi submarine: the V-80. Hitler ordered it scuttled to prevent the Allies from learning its secrets. Now, Josh risks it all to bring the prototype to the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Summer Vacation - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The family's summer trip to a lakeside cabin takes one vexing turn after another, and Kevin relives a traumatic childhood moment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064934 +0000" stop="20260719071814 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's in His Blood - S03E08</title>
    <desc>An unwelcome surprise sends Frank's bromance with Chet into a tailspin. Maureen and Phillip train for their big day. Bill's breakup gets messy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071814 +0000" stop="20260719074451 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank the Father - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After bailing Kevin out, Frank tries a new parenting tactic. Meanwhile, Maureen's shot at TV fame hits a snag, and Bill weighs a big decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061422 +0000" stop="20260719063646 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind and Body Healing Part 2 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The FTD crew takes wellness to a new level and visits Alex and Allison Grey’s Chapel of the Sacred Mirrors, to heal their souls with art. Meanwhile, The Alchemist makes a sandwich.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>All American Food - S04E01</title>
    <desc>This episode is like the Real World, but with food found only in America. Big ass sandwiches, huge ass steaks, and crazy effin Ice Cream flavors all around New York City.</desc>
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    <title>The Many Flavors of Harlem - S04E02</title>
    <desc>We are in Harlem eating fried fish so good you won't know your name after the first bite, and Jamaican food so crazy you won't be able to get out of the car.</desc>
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    <title>Two for One's in NYC - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Action and the gang give you two places in three of their favorite neighborhoods in NYC. Pizza and vegan Jamaican, wine and tacos, and a Peking duck so nice we had it twice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062015 +0000" stop="20260719064450 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Girl (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The new school year brings a new student, Jo, a tough girl who hotwires the school van and takes off to a bar with Blair, Natalie and Tootie to meet guys. However, one of the guys they meet happens to be an undercover police officer who hauls them off to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064450 +0000" stop="20260719070849 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Girl (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Garrett bails the girls out of jail, but to avoid expulsion they must move in with her and work in the cafeteria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070849 +0000" stop="20260719073334 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Standard - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Blair is sure that an old friend is going to invite her to a cotillion, but she is surprised when he invites Jo instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073334 +0000" stop="20260719075821 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Am I? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tootie's new love interest causes her to focus on her race, but she begins to shun Natalie, Jo and Blair and even backs out of a dance contest because her dance partner is white.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060131 +0000" stop="20260719061312 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which is Wish - S10E28</title>
    <desc>Timmy and Chloe swap places, but the swap may be permanent after Cosmo loses the fairy wands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061312 +0000" stop="20260719062443 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dimmsdale Daze - S10E29</title>
    <desc>Chloe wishes to be a mother, so she can go to Dimmsdale Daze Carnival with Timmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062443 +0000" stop="20260719063637 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairy Con - S10E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Crocker makes clones of Cosmo and Wanda in order to access a fairy convention and swipe the fairies' magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063637 +0000" stop="20260719064806 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip Off the Old Crock! - S10E31</title>
    <desc>Mr. Crocker teaches his nephew Kevin Crocker how to become a Fairy Hunter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064806 +0000" stop="20260719065927 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hungry Games - S10E32</title>
    <desc>Timmy wishes that Chloe could have a chance to live out her favorite dystopian movie, but he quickly regrets it when everyone is hungry.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Bummer - S10E33</title>
    <desc>Chloe spends the summer vacation studying, but her "inner child" disagrees and causes her to make crazy wishes in her sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Space Cadad - S10E34</title>
    <desc>The Squirrely Scouts go into space to plant a flag on unfamiliar terrain, hoping to achieve a special Squirrely Scout status.</desc>
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    <title>Goldi-Crocks and the Three Fair Bears - S10E35</title>
    <desc>Yet another Squirrely Scout camping trip goes bad when Mr. Crocker and the Fair Bears show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073440 +0000" stop="20260719074631 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare Raiser - S10E36</title>
    <desc>Despite Timmy's warnings, Chloe wants to free the supposedly "dangerous" class hare Mr. Cuddles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074631 +0000" stop="20260719075804 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kale Patch Caper - S10E37</title>
    <desc>When Timmy's Dad buys the last Kale Patch Kid she needs to complete her collection, Chloe considers stealing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061318 +0000" stop="20260719065832 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Always Say Always - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Actresses interrupt work on a James-Bond-style film to help Colt catch smugglers in Hong Kong and return a Ming vase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065832 +0000" stop="20260719074444 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Cowboys - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Roy Rogers and former TV cowboy stars John Russell, Peter Breck, Jock Mahoney and Roy Rogers Jr. join Colt's posse to track a gang of diamond smugglers using horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060610 +0000" stop="20260719065111 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Place to Belong - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Leroy becomes a member of the school faculty; Chris and Danny have to play women in their class; Nicole and Holly fight for a lead role, and new student, Dusty, a minister's daughter, finds herself feeling out of place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065111 +0000" stop="20260719073614 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bronco Bob Rides Again - S05E03</title>
    <desc>After meeting his favorite western hero, Bronco Bob, and his sidekick, Prince the Miracle Horse, Danny involves the School of the Arts in a fund-raising production to help Bronco save Prince from the clutches of his acting rival, who, just to spite Bronco, plans to buy, shoot and stuff the horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061043 +0000" stop="20260719063051 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilkerson vs. Watson - S19E177</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063051 +0000" stop="20260719065059 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andrews vs. Crenshaw - S19E178</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065059 +0000" stop="20260719071105 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flacks vs. Watson - S19E179</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071105 +0000" stop="20260719073114 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gutierrez vs. Crenshaw - S19E180</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073114 +0000" stop="20260719075122 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flacks vs. Lau - S19E181</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062117 +0000" stop="20260719064305 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amish Guy - S10E07</title>
    <desc>On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064305 +0000" stop="20260719070434 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Hand Peter - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070434 +0000" stop="20260719072606 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Old Man - S10E09</title>
    <desc>It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire.

Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072606 +0000" stop="20260719074738 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meg and Quagmire - S10E10</title>
    <desc>When Meg finally turns 18, Quagmire seizes the opportunity to pursue his next romantic conquest. As the new couple's relationship blossoms, Peter stops at nothing to come in between his innocent - well, somewhat innocent - daughter and his creepy friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061823 +0000" stop="20260719064031 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Struck by Lightning - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Laura and Myra's friendship turns stormy as they compete for the same sales job at Ferguson's; a rainstorm renders Urkel a "human lightning rod" and he refuses to go outside after being struck by lightning three times. Luckily, he finds out the cause: His "boss sauce" that he uses in his transformation machine contains a huge amount of iron. Meanwhile, Laura and Myra compete for the same sales job at a department store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064031 +0000" stop="20260719070226 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Years of Our Lives - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Steve is put in charge of building the school's homecoming parade float. With some difficulty, he gets volunteers to build a beautiful float. Unfortunately, while transporting it to the school, Steve crashes the float and destroys it. Although the volunteers are upset, they realize that the happy memories and friendships developed while building the float will last forever. Meanwhile, Mother Winslow sustains a series of minor injuries in her strenuous hobbies, including karate and square dancing. Carl worries that she should slow down in her old age before she really hurts herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070226 +0000" stop="20260719072347 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fa La La La Laagghh! - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Carl's bah-humbug attitude toward Urkel's rooftop Christmas decorations changes once he learns that winning a decorating contest could bring the Winslows a sackful of holiday cheer. Meanwhile, Harriette is saddened because Laura and Eddie seem to be too busy to participate in family Christmas activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072347 +0000" stop="20260719074556 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendship Cycles - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Carl backpedals on his refusal to teach Urkel to ride a bike when it seems that the clumsy kid might wreck his new car. Laura brushes off Maxine's wish to become a hairdresser as foolhardy. Steve really wants to go on a class bicycle trip with Myra, but he doesn't know how to ride a bicycle. When Carl refuses to teach Steve how to ride a bicycle, Steve tries to teach himself. The clumsy Steve almost kills himself until Carl finally feels sorry for him and helps out. Meanwhile, Laura and her best friend, Maxine quarrel over whether Max should go to college or cosmetology school. Also, Carl becomes enamored with his new car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064254 +0000" stop="20260719072553 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girlboss, Interrupted - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Island gives single mom Courtney the ability to read minds in order to impress her charismatic boss, Julia. But when Courtney becomes overwhelmed with her new power, she risks everything she has worked so hard for. Meanwhile, Roarke is worried that Ruby is becoming more and more distant and enlists Javier to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060551 +0000" stop="20260719065909 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buridan's Ass - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Malvo executes his master plan, while Lester attempts to craft one of his own. Gus and Molly team up in Duluth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065909 +0000" stop="20260719074701 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Shaves the Barber? - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Malvo seeks answers, while Lester finagles a few of his own. Molly and Gus try to get past a setback in the investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063021 +0000" stop="20260719071621 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're So Screwed (2): Hot to Katratzi - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Moya arrives at Katratzi. Crichton attends the peace talks between the Scarrans and the Peacekeepers ...with a nuclear bomb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062525 +0000" stop="20260719070646 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Hassle the Hoff - Pontiac Trans Am (2) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>It's a race against time as the Monkeys rush to finish the KITT car. Richard's on edge because he's worried that him and Aaron might not make it to the Las Vegas birthday party with the car by the deadline. They also don't know if the Hoff will show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070646 +0000" stop="20260719074917 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scat Pack Challenger (1) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Richard pays too much at an auction for a Scat Pack Challenger. Then Aaron decides to monkey it up. At the same time, Gas Monkey Bar N Grill wants to expand. Once again Richard's pockets bleed green.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061715 +0000" stop="20260719063846 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handwriting on the Wall - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The gang is initially impressed with some graffiti on the fence nearby the school until their teacher announces their field trip to the shipyards will be cancelled due to the fact that the school fund money will be used to paint over the fence. To salvage the trip, Fat Albert and the gang repaint the fence themselves and their strategy works. But when they see Marlon writing on the fence again, Fat Albert encourages him to write for a talent show that will raise money for the school activities fund. The play's main theme is discouraging marking graffiti on public properties, which turns out to be hit for the audience, including the missing Marlon, who was hiding out in the last row fearful the play would bomb. He eventually comes out on stage to receive credit and hopefully will put his talent on paper instead of public property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063846 +0000" stop="20260719070017 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Busted - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Rudy's friend Larry returns to town, hoping to get the gang to join him in some fun activities. However, his kind of fun usually leads to trouble. Larry decides to drive the group to the local pool, but the car he's using is not his! After they're stopped by the police, the gang discovers Larry stole the car. They're all placed under arrest and taken to a detention center. All except Larry are cleared of charges, but with their parents' permission, the gang is taken to prison to see what happens to those who break the law. Their experience there and the fact Larry will be serving time again certainly puts a scare in them, making them vow never to break the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070017 +0000" stop="20260719072147 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It All Ads Up - S08E09</title>
    <desc>At school, the gang is assigned to gather some items that they can sell at an upcoming sale so they can raise money for the school library. But most of what they've collected is defective junk. Despite the gang's better judgment, Rudy hawks the items to people making them believe they're better than they cost, particularly an inflatable raft to a young boy. When Henry tries it out afterward, he's endangered as the raft has a hole that Rudy sealed with only chewing gum. Fortunately, Fat Albert and Rudy are able to save him in time. And the gang's teacher shows them the consequences of false advertising.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072147 +0000" stop="20260719074317 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Never - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Weird Harold's young cousin Robin is staying with his family for a while. He tells the gang she has kidney disease and must undergo dialysis three times a week. Robin's been waiting so long for a kidney donation that she's giving up hope in ever getting one. The gang takes her to a carnival to help get her mind off her predicament. After they take her home, the gang go to the local clinic where they learn about organ donation. Robin goes back to the carnival to have fun rather than spending more time in the hospital. With efforts from the gang and the kidney foundation, a donor kidney is found. The group must act quickly to find Robin so she can be prepared for surgery to get the new kidney. They narrowly make it in the nick of time and with after some post-operation monitoring, Robin will likely be able to live a normal life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063316 +0000" stop="20260719071550 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Can Kill - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Single mom Kathy wants a good life for herself and her son. That life soon includes wannabe rap star Juan, who has ambitions of his own. But their dreams clash and tempers erupt when Kathy decides she wants more out of life - no matter what the cost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071550 +0000" stop="20260719075938 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Silence - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bob and Becky Klosterman are a model couple - fit, attractive and well spoken.Bob is a retired high ranking Navy commander and Becky a busy homemaker. Their life seems ideal, until one of them snaps. Suddenly, their prefect life explodes at the seams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060055 +0000" stop="20260719062448 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Plague - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Father Dougal is very excited about his new pet rabbit, Sampras. Meanwhile, rabbit-phobic Bishop Brennan is due to arrive to investigate a case of suspected nude sleepwalking by Father Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062448 +0000" stop="20260719064909 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock-a-Hula Ted - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An aggressive protest singer arrives on the island just as Ted is to judge the Lovely Girls competition. How will Ted deal with this clash of feminism and womanhood?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064909 +0000" stop="20260719071337 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is fast approaching, so Ted decides to get on with the important business of sacrificing something for Lent... but what should he choose?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071337 +0000" stop="20260719073703 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Jack City - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jack is rushed to St. Clabbert's Old Priests Home when his hands become worryingly hairy. And his replacement is even more of a nightmare than the great man himself...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062443 +0000" stop="20260719070853 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vertical Two Square; Electric Eels; Helicopter Rodeo - S03E17</title>
    <desc>This was an all-female episode.
Stunt #1: Vertical Two Square   The ladies would have to traverse two sides of a rotating square-shaped beam structure.  Once they reached the end of the beam, they would have to crawl on a rope down to a lower platform and release a flag.  The four ladies to complete this stunt the fastest or get the furthest before falling into the water below would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Electric Eels   The ladies would have to reach into a divided tank and transfer 6 electric eels from one side of the tank to the other.  The three ladies to do this the fastest would advance to the finals.  The slowest lady would be eliminated.
Stunt #3: Helicopter Rodeo   Hanging onto a rope, the ladies would have to stay on a barrel as it pitched and swung beneath a helicopter.  The lady who could stay on the barrel the longest before falling into the water below would be the Female Fear Factor Champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070853 +0000" stop="20260719075353 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save Your Spouse; Roach Transfer; Couples Hang - S03E18</title>
    <desc>This episode featured four couples competing as teams.
Stunt #1: Save Your Spouse   One person would be locked in a Plexiglas box and submerged in water.  Their partner would have dive in, unlock three locks, and open the door.  The person who was trapped in the box would then have to swim to the surface and pull a flag.  The three couples to complete this stunt the fastest would advance to the next round.  The slowest couple would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Roach Transfer   One person would have to get mouthfuls of Madagascar hissing cockroaches from a box and transfer them to their partner by mouth.  Their partner would have to spit the roaches into another box.  The couple to transfer the most roaches in 3 minutes would win $25,000, and everyone present in this stunt would be brought back for the finals to compete for the remaining $25,000.
Stunt #3: Couples Hang   The men would be hung upside-down by their ankles over 100 feet in the air while holding on to the women's hands.  The co</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060025 +0000" stop="20260719064402 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pablo &amp; Jessica - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Alicia and Madison try to bring two competing factions together; Nick uses skills from his past for his new role.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064402 +0000" stop="20260719072659 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillar of Salt - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Madison springs into action when one of the hotel residents gets violent.  Meanwhile, Alejandro shows a darker side of himself at the Colonia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060052 +0000" stop="20260719062706 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypnotic Sphere - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The crew of the XL5 becomes entranced by a strange alien sphere and Robert is the only one who can save the crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062706 +0000" stop="20260719065314 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabotage - S01E38</title>
    <desc>On patrol, Fireball XL5 suddenly catches fire. The cause ... sabotage. Commander Zero sends Light Patrol LP22 to investigate, but the XL5 crew have disappeared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065314 +0000" stop="20260719071928 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Magnet - S01E39</title>
    <desc>The XL5 becomes caught in the gravitational pull of planet Megneton and discovers the plot by the Solars to bring the Earth's moon into their orbit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071928 +0000" stop="20260719074543 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet 46 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After intercepting a missile on course for earth, Steve Zodiac and the crew of the XL5 travel to Planet 46 and discover the Subterrains who launch another missile at the earth with Venus trapped inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060226 +0000" stop="20260719064700 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shindig - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On a mission to transport some goods on the planet Persephone, the Serenity crew attend a ball where Mal finds himself at odds with one of Inara’s “clients.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064700 +0000" stop="20260719073133 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Things go terribly wrong during a job on an outer planet; both Simon and River are kidnapped by the locals in need of a doctor, while the rest of the crew finds themselves in need a doctor of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061152 +0000" stop="20260719065358 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blunt Force/Random Acts - S20E16</title>
    <desc>In Tulsa, a random shooter reveals startling new information on a cold case. In Mobile, a 70-year-old Vietnam vet is found beaten to death in his home where detectives discover cryptic threatening letters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065358 +0000" stop="20260719073527 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S20E17</title>
    <desc>In Tulsa, Okla., detectives suspect a random roadside encounter when they find an unidentified cyclist gunned down in the middle of an intersection outside the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060236 +0000" stop="20260719064534 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lackluster Fixer Changes to Contemporary Charm for Young Family - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A young couple with a baby girl is looking for a family-sized house with 3-4 bedrooms and a playroom/home office. With Chip and Johanna, they tour three homes near Waco, TX, and take one from lackluster to charming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064534 +0000" stop="20260719072813 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Most Eligible Bachelor Finds the Perfect Home for Entertaining - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Chip and Jo are looking for a property for David Ridley, one of Waco’s most eligible bachelors. They find him a spacious lakeside home and transform it into a modern ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061040 +0000" stop="20260719065243 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Therefore I Am - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Barry comes face to face with DeVoe. Devoe’s past is revealed through flashbacks. Meanwhile, Iris puts the final touches on the wedding, which is a week away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065243 +0000" stop="20260719073504 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis on Earth-X (3) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Flash, Arrow, White Canary, Firestorm, and Alex attempt to return to Earth-1. Meanwhile, Felicity and Iris work together to free Kara before Eobard and Fuehrer Queen take out her heart and transplant it into Overgirl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061653 +0000" stop="20260719065640 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parlez-Vous Flavor? - S03E15</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065640 +0000" stop="20260719073752 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S03E16</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060633 +0000" stop="20260719062748 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pros vs. Rookies - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Sassy friends Shanae and Sarah are all dressed up and ready to flip. They're up against seasoned, married pickers, Gina and Mark. The teams meet for the first time at Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts where they have $500 to hunt down forgotten treasures and transform three design projects from their Flip List: Restoration Remix, Entertainment Project, and Eclectic Design. Mark and Gina know that experience counts, when it comes to finding timeworn treasures, but Shanae and Sarah are confident being young and on trend will win out. With their items in hand, the teams head to the workshop where they have just one day to transform their pieces before selling them at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. Who will have the advantage? Whichever team flips their items for the biggest profit will take home $5000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Aficionado and Good Morning America Anchor, Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062748 +0000" stop="20260719064853 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New York vs. New Jersey - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Team New Jersey, Carolyn and Robert go head-to-head with Team New York, Amanda and Susan. The flipping begins when the teams get $500 and only one hour to find pieces that need a little TLC at Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts. The teams waste no time searching for projects from their Flip List: Seating Assignment, Rustic To Refined, and Salvage Design. Next, they head to the workshop where they have one day to transform their pieces. Upcycling pros, Amanda and Susan transform an architectural corbel into an elegant bench while married pickers, Carolyn and Robert, turn a motorcycle wheel into an industrial chandelier. Each team hopes to turn their projects into big profits at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. Will the home turf advantage help Amanda and Susan win, or will Carolyn and Robert make the most profit and take the $5000 back to New Jersey? Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Expert and Good Morning America Anchor, Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064853 +0000" stop="20260719071000 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipping Metal Mania - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Best buds Anthony and Tonie are competing against married metal heads, Aaron and Angie. With $500 in hand and the encouragement of Lara Spencer, the teams hit the aisles of Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts. They have one hour to find the best bargains from their Flip List: Metal Project, Bachelor Pad, and Less Is More. Next, the teams put the pedal to the metal in the workshop, where they have just one day to transform their projects. Aaron and Angie upcycle an industrial metal cart into a chic coffee table. Meanwhile, Anthony and Tonie hope that orange really is the new black as they upcycle a prison transport bench into stylish seating. With their projects complete, the teams get ready to sell at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. But will the customers at be in the mood for refurbished metal projects or prison-chic? The team that scores the biggest profit will score $5000.</desc>
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    <title>Hair-Flipping Fab - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Married pickers, Jeff and Amy have been turning trash into treasure for 25 years. They're going up against Dina and Shanna. The teams start their flip looking for hidden gems at Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market in Brimfield, Massachusetts. They have $500 and one hour to find three items from their Flip List: Simple Living, Radical Reimagine, and Geometric Design. The competition gets a little hair-raising as Jeff and Amy transform an antique dress-form into a one-of-a-kind 'wine babe.' Meanwhile, Dina and Shanna reinvent a worn-out wooden cabinet into their own version of a modern wine bar. Will Amy's big blonde hair be her team's secret weapon? We'll find out when it comes time to sell at Hell's Kitchen Flea Market in New York City. The team makes the most profit on their projects wins $5000. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Fanatic and Good Morning America Anchor, Lara Spencer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073112 +0000" stop="20260719075226 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passion vs. Fashion - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Passionate pickers Melody and Patty are putting their flipping skills to the test against fashionable friends, Dana and Jarmaz. First stop is the Brimfield Antique Show and Flea Market where the teams have $500 and one hour to find the best bargains they can. Their Flip List includes: Great Pieces, Mod Makeover, and Pairs Of Chairs. Next, it's time to get fixing in the workshop. Melody and Patty reimagine an antique headboard into a classic bench. But Dana and Jarmaz run into serious trouble when they try to reupholster their weather-beaten banquette and they find way more then they bargained for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061236 +0000" stop="20260719064001 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Priest takes Fleabag for some quiet reflection leading to an unexpected revelation. After a day spent looking back on painful memories, Fleabag searches for solace, only to find more trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064001 +0000" stop="20260719070303 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Claire has a crisis and turns to Fleabag for help, whilst a familiar face makes a reappearance at the cafe. Hilary makes a friend, Martin demands answers, and Godmother and Dad's wedding hangs in the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070303 +0000" stop="20260719073015 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the wedding arrives, Jake wants to know where Claire is, and the Priest upstages the bride. As secrets are revealed and decisions are made, will Fleabag find the ending she's looking for?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073015 +0000" stop="20260719075638 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Angry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious, Fleabag arrives with a bang, as she spins through the city grasping at anyone and anything that might keep her head above water.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062236 +0000" stop="20260719064859 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred Flintstone: Before and After - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fred agrees to appear in a before-and-after weight reduction commercial, but is humiliated to learn that he is the before example.  An offer of $1,000 if he can drop twenty-five pounds in a month fails miserably, as does every other diet plan, until an overeaters group takes him on as a challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064859 +0000" stop="20260719071516 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hit Song Writers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After discovering that Barney is a closet poet, Fred manages to link him up with songwriter Hoagy Carmichael and the three set out to write a hit song.  The resultant tune garners the boys a moment of fame as songwriters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071516 +0000" stop="20260719074040 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Droop Along Flintstone - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Flintstones and the Rubbles take up Fred's rich cousins, Tumbleweed and Mary Lou Jim, on their offer to take care of their ranch while they go on an ocean cruise.  Having gotten lost on the ranch, Fred and Barney stumble onto a nearby film location, where they are chased by cowboys and Indians.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061518 +0000" stop="20260719063933 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolphin Love (1) - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Flipper falls in love with another Dolphin much to Bud's puzzlement, and swims about the park with his new girlfriend until Ted Marlowe mistakes the female dolphin for a shark and spears her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063933 +0000" stop="20260719070451 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolphin Love (2) - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Flipper is concerned over the outcome of an operation on his girlfriend, who was speared by Ted Marlowe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070451 +0000" stop="20260719073020 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agent Bud - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When two pilots crash into the ocean and become trapped in their aircraft it is up to Porter and Sandy to save the day, with a little help from Flipper and Bud's newly honed secret agent detective skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073020 +0000" stop="20260719075525 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster in the Everglades (1) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Whilst on a routine check of the Everglades, Porter Ricks steps in a poacher's trap.  Badly injured, he is taken to Barney's secluded hide-away where he discovers that Barney has been poaching the local wildlife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061246 +0000" stop="20260719065406 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drunken Words; Sober Thoughts - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tension continues to mount until an unexpected death in the family reminds all that life is too short. Soon enough, that lesson is forgotten and petty differences again threaten to blow the house apart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065406 +0000" stop="20260719073504 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snuggle Puddle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As the summer winds down, the housemates invite their parents to join them. Things get surprisingly turn’t up! Later, the gang looks back at their summer–with all the trials and tribulations, laughs and lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061600 +0000" stop="20260719064137 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Coming to Picket - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille is caught in the middle of a standoff between angry picketers and the company's management.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064137 +0000" stop="20260719070714 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Not So Great Impostor - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A tabloid reporter is determined to get a scoop on reports of a flying nun, which could mean trouble for both the convent and Sister Bertrille.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070714 +0000" stop="20260719073251 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Convent Full of Miracles - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The nuns welcome a stranded man to stay with them, unaware that he is a millionaire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073251 +0000" stop="20260719075823 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hector and the Brass Band - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A donkey shakes up things in more ways than one at the casino.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061605 +0000" stop="20260719063707 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Exam - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The guys endure colonoscopies and prostate exams to maintain their healthcare coverage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063707 +0000" stop="20260719065808 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keisha's Up to Something - S03E20</title>
    <desc>In spite, Keisha tells Joseph that Leslie's marriage is annulled.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065808 +0000" stop="20260719071904 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown Caller - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Leslie is exasperated by an unknown caller.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071904 +0000" stop="20260719074006 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Automatic Teller Machine (1) - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Keisha meets a man named Eric while trapped inside an ATM room.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061831 +0000" stop="20260719064133 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Paul meets a dachshund who escaped a life of over breeding on a puppy farm, and a 14-year-old Yorkshire terrier found walking the streets by herself. Elsewhere, Paul also meets Sophie, an intimidating looking cane corso - or Italian mastiff - who has had her ears and tail illegally docked to make her look more fierce.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064133 +0000" stop="20260719070420 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S07E02</title>
    <desc>This week at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, Paul O'Grady attempts to nurse back to health the most badly injured dog he has ever seen, a saluki. As part of his rehabilitation, Paul takes him to a retirement home where the dog is showered with some much-needed love. Meanwhile, Paul tries to find a home for an elderly, dentally-challenged Shih Tzu, and he is also faced with the prospect of de-fleaing a Yorkshire terrier puppy who was found as a stray.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070420 +0000" stop="20260719072641 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S07E03</title>
    <desc>In episode three Paul meets the pug-terrier cross who is a victim of a hit and run, a young bull dog who’s full of energy and needs entertaining and a spaniel puppy who won’t stop crying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072641 +0000" stop="20260719074842 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Paul dons protective clothing to help with treatments on 11-week-old Humphrey, a Bedlington Terrier suffering from ringworm, which include medicated baths. As he helps with his treatments, his head is turned by the small pup, who is struggling to stop scratching himself. Elsewhere, he also joins head vet Shaun on the streets as he does his rounds treating dogs belonging to London's homeless people, and meets a six-month-old golden retriever that was found tied to a railing and is in need of some serious training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061152 +0000" stop="20260719063234 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranger in the Night - S13E11</title>
    <desc>The Dorothy Donovan Case. Police are skeptical when a man claims his mother was murdered by the hitchhiker he picked up. Their suspicions are heightened when he refuses to take a polygraph test, and they turn to forensic science. Would the blood and fingerprint evidence at the crime scene support the man's story, or prove his guilt?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063234 +0000" stop="20260719065344 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapping - S13E12</title>
    <desc>When a mother and her child are abducted during a carjacking, the crime is reported within minutes. Police know they have a small window of opportunity to find them and the clock is ticking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065344 +0000" stop="20260719071503 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sworded Scheme - S13E15</title>
    <desc>When a college student is reported missing, police believe their investigation will be like countless others, and she’d turn-up a few days later. But when they discover blood spatter in her boyfriend’s bedroom – blood spatter someone had gone to great lengths to conceal -- they know this case is going to be different. Originally aired as Season 13, Episode 15.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071503 +0000" stop="20260719073549 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calculated Coincidence - S13E14</title>
    <desc>A young woman is found dead in her apartment. There's little evidence at the scene, leads don't pan out and the case turns cold... until police discover a link between their prime suspect and an unsolved murder committed six years earlier in different state.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073549 +0000" stop="20260719075708 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sands of Crime - S13E13</title>
    <desc>In this classic episode of Forensic Files, the longest running true crime series in television history, a college co-ed was abducted from the parking lot of her apartment. Her body was found later that day;  she’d been sexually assaulted and then shot at point blank range. Eight long years passed… and then a pair of running shoes and a cell phone breathed new life into a very cold case. Originally aired as Season 13, Episode 13.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061458 +0000" stop="20260719070244 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feeding the Beast - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Nick goes undercover to investigate the murders of members of The Twelve Steps, a support group for addicts. Can his sponsor help him with his addiction, or is she out to kill him too?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070244 +0000" stop="20260719075038 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If Looks Could Kill - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Nick investigates three woman who are member of the Spa Experience. They're all young, beautiful, and have murderous tendencies, but do they share something more than skin deep?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061950 +0000" stop="20260719070148 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The German Halberd - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure is on as the Smiths are tasked with forging Dave Baker’s favorite blade, the Scottish Dirk. Can they master the difficult design of this weapon, and live up to the high expectations of their expert judge? With a sharp edge over the competition, two smiths head home for the final round to recreate the German Halberd, a medieval era triple threat. Which smith will stake their claim as Forged In Fire Champion and hook in the $10,000 prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070148 +0000" stop="20260719074341 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two-Handed Sword - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The bladesmiths are forced to harvest steel from motorcycles to forge blades in their signature style, and things don’t go according to plan. After an intense race to the finish, the final two competitors have only five days to recreate a giant Indian two-handed sword. Which competitor has the drive to become the next Forged In Fire Champion, and who will be left in the dust?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060656 +0000" stop="20260719062936 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Challenge of the Superfriends - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a large and dangerous imaginary friend is destroying the city, Imaginary Man comes and saves the day, and now, Mac is a fan. But once Mac is his sidekick, Bloo is jealous and joins forces with Nemesis, Imaginary Man's mortal enemy. Will justice or evil win in the battle of the superfriends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062936 +0000" stop="20260719065221 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Picture - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The residents prepare for the annual house photo. Meanwhile, Bloo and Mac search for an answer behind a weird photo of Foster's taken years ago, Eduardo gets an "extreme makeover" from Duchess that surprises the other residents, Coco realizes she needs to lose weight and Wilt has trouble being in the house photo without getting his head cut out from the banner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065221 +0000" stop="20260719071502 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squeeze the Day - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When the friends go out to the beach and leave Bloo in the house alone on purpose so that he doesn't ruin the fun, he and Mac try to squeeze in as much fun as possible and make it the best day of their lives, but are they bringing the house down?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071502 +0000" stop="20260719073735 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighbor Pains - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Old Man Rivers, who lives across the street from Foster's hates imaginary friends, and on "Adopt-A-Thought Saturday", his grandson, Young Man Rivers, torments Bloo. Meanwhile, Bloo and Madame Foster throw papers - that are adoption forms - at Old Man Rivers, who keeps them for himself. What will happen?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073735 +0000" stop="20260719080001 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infernal Slumber - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Bloo and the gang arrive at Mac's house for slumber party that Mac didn't plan to have on a school night. But because they are all so loud, Mac's Mom could wake up and get them all into trouble. Will the slumber party be a success or a failure?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061740 +0000" stop="20260719064227 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wembley and the Great Race - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Wembley and Gobo's friendship is strained when Wembley beats Gobo in a race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064227 +0000" stop="20260719070714 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doozer Is as Doozer Does - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Wrench Doozer meets strong peer pressure when the other Doozers in his team start ""flooping"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070714 +0000" stop="20260719073202 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boober's Quiet Day - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Boober's relaxation is disturbed when his alter-ego Sidebottom shows up and puts some excitement in his day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073202 +0000" stop="20260719075649 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion of the Toe Ticklers - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Mokey brings a big furry caterpillar to the Rock to save her from the Gorgs, she has no idea what she's in for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060727 +0000" stop="20260719063024 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Plays the Game / Franklin Wants a Pet - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In `Franklin Plays the Game', Franklin is determined to be the best player on his soccer team. In `Franklin Wants a Pet', he sets out to prove that he can take good care of a pet if they buy him one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063024 +0000" stop="20260719065321 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurry Up, Franklin / Franklin's Bad Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In `Hurry up Franklin', Franklin tries to be punctual for Bear's birthday party. In Franklin's Bad Day', Franklin feels miserable after his friend moves away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065321 +0000" stop="20260719071618 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Goes to School / Franklin Is Lost - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In `Franklin Goes to School', Franklin is excited about his first day at school, and in `Franklin Is Lost', Franklin loses his bearing during a game of hide-and-seek.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071618 +0000" stop="20260719073915 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Has a Sleepover / Franklin's Halloween - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Franklin has Bear over. However, towards the end of the night, Bear was feeling homesick. Franklin helped Bear to overcome his fear and had a wonderful night.; It is Halloween and everyone can't wait for the Halloween party. Franklin and friends go out for a spooky night of trick-or-treating. When strange noises and ghosts appear, Franklin thought it was Bear until he heard from Mr. Mole that he was home sick with a nasty cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061240 +0000" stop="20260719063528 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ham Radio - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Frasier's ambitious plans to put on a "classic" radio drama are foiled after the actors, perturbed by Frasier's tyrannical style, revolt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063528 +0000" stop="20260719072106 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Dates and a Breakup (1) / Three Dates and a Breakup (2) - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Niles attends a benefit hosted by Frasier in the hopes of meeting an eligible woman.  Unfortunately, Niles has to contend with Frasier, the self-professed "babe magnet," who manages to catch the eye of every attractive woman.  Frasier calls Norm to gloat.  Martin breaks up with Sherry over an inconsequential offense. / After Martin's breakup with Sherry, Frasier realizes that his father didn't really want to leave her, so he uses his professional skills to bring them back together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072106 +0000" stop="20260719074354 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daphne Hates Sherry - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Sherry's meddling in Daphne's personal life hits a new low when she hands out Daphne's phone number to strangers. Daphne makes Niles' dreams come true when she seeks refuge from Sherry at his home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061840 +0000" stop="20260719063931 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Against Freak - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Freakazoid trains himself (unsuccessfully) in the art of telekinesis, Cave Guy and Cobra Queen team up to become the ultimate criminal team and pull off a big jewel heist. While Freakazoid recovers from a botched attempt at using his new powers, Cosgrove, Roddy, and the crew from the show ""Real-Life Police"" try to track down the dreadful duo of Cobra Queen and Cave Guy. When they find themselves in hot water, can Freak master his powers and come to the rescue?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063931 +0000" stop="20260719070057 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freak-a-Panel - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While on the trail of Cave Guy, Freakazoid finds himself at a sci-fi convention and despite the fact that everyone is in costume, he needs to find the real Cave Guy and get out.  However, when Freakazoid is asked to sit on a panel for the WB and answer questions about the show, he is forced to take a detour from his search; though can he manage to escape the mediocrity and catch Cave Guy before he slips out unnoticed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070057 +0000" stop="20260719072156 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomb of Invisibo - S02E11</title>
    <desc>An evil Egyptian wizard named Invisibo escapes from his imprisonment after thousands of years, and starts wreaking havoc on the modern-day world. It's up to Freakazoid to stop him; as soon as Freak finds a way to catch a guy who's invisible!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072156 +0000" stop="20260719074255 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normadeus - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Lobe has committed the most heinous crime ever: kidnapping Norm Abram and forcing him to build the ultimate weapon against Freakazoid. Succeeding in having a giant horn built and Freakazoid captured and tied to the end of it, the Lobe invites a few fellow enemies of Freakazoid to have a party to celebrate his upcoming demise. Gutieris wins a lottry to see which villain will kill Freakazoid, but the horn falls apart due to intentional shoddy workmanship and the villains are swiftly defeated. Breaking the Fourth Wall, all the characters appear on a stage and say this is the final episode of the show, singing "We'll Meet Again" in farewell. (Some of the characters can't handle the pressure and run away as the song goes on)

Steven Spielberg has a cameo guest star at the end</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064125 +0000" stop="20260719072540 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beers and Weirs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lindsay’s friends learn that her parents are going away for the weekend and suggest having a kegger.  Sam and Neal become worried after a school assembly focusing on alcohol-related deaths and they decide to switch the real beer with non-alcoholic beer. Daniel and Kim get back together and despite the lack of alcohol, the party quickly gets out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060032 +0000" stop="20260719062638 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid of the Island - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Things get out of hand during a jousting match at the annual Maid of the Island tournament when Zoe and Mia face off against Gaby from Holloway.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Dare - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Sweet 16 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>At Zoe's 16th birthday bash, Gaby stirs up trouble between Pin and Marcus, Rosie plays matchmaker, and Mia gathers proof of Callum's bad behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Runaway - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Zoe takes Raven to a private spot to win his forgiveness. Becky, Ben and Rosie stumble upon a mysterious discovery. Mia overhears an upsetting chat.</desc>
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    <title>The House of Idiot - S04E06</title>
    <desc>French and Saunders pay their own comic tribute to the serial House of Eliott and there are comic takes on Pan's People, Gladiators and the royal family.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Thelma and Louise - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders pay comic homage to Thelma and Louise. They are also joined by Royal Ballet star Darcey Bussell.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Baywatch - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders return with a spoof of Baywatch and Helen Mirren desperately trying to reinvent herself.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Howard and JP try to coax some female freshers to join their dry slope skiing society, while Vod's summer fling turns up unexpectedly. And the gang visit Josie in Southampton.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Vod comes up with a plan to get rid of her holiday romance. Howard likes a girl but JP thinks she's out of his league, so he tries to poach her in order to restore the natural order of things.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>We Need to Talk About Evan - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Jessica pushes Evan to win Student of the Month so that he can rub it in her new frenemy's face; Louis feels like he's in Kenny Rogers' shadow; Eddie and Emery decide its time they learn how to unhook a bra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062247 +0000" stop="20260719064420 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ride the Tiger - S04E16</title>
    <desc>For Chinese New Year, the Huangs play a game where they can only speak in Mandarin, which quickly turns into a tense competition between Jessica and Evan, putting Jessica’s first televised interview for her novel in jeopardy. Emery is excited to end his year of bad luck and finally ask his crush to the spring fling, but when he is still having trouble, Louis decides to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Eddie doesn’t receive a red envelope from Big Auntie and enlists Grandma Huang’s help to figure out why she’s angry with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064420 +0000" stop="20260719070554 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Me Go, Bro - S04E17</title>
    <desc>The Huangs are pleasantly surprised to find that Eddie has been awarded a spot in the Honor Society, but Evan is particularly bothered by the news. Meanwhile, Jessica receives a note from her book editor to improve her cop dialogue and signs up for a ride-along to better her writing. Then, on St. Patrick’s Day, Matthew Chestnut doesn’t have the luck of the Irish on his side when Louis receives orders from Kenny Rogers to fire him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070554 +0000" stop="20260719072727 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Measure Twice, Cut Once - S04E18</title>
    <desc>After Louis buys Kenny Rogers’ stake in Cattleman’s Ranch back, he starts to doubt his instincts as sole owner. Frustrated by his cautiousness, Jessica flies in Madam Xing to ease Louis’ anxiety, but that only stresses him out more – to the point of breaking a tooth. Marvin’s laughing gas finally helps Louis relax, but side effects of strange visions accompany his relief. Meanwhile, Evan gives up watching Regis and Kathie Lee for Lent, leading his older brothers to mess with his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072727 +0000" stop="20260719074901 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King in the North - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Honey plans a relaxing vacation before the baby comes, but Jessica turns the trip into a crazy quest to get Stephen King’s endorsement for her novel. When Grandma Huang decides to move out, Louis panics and does everything he can to make sure she knows how welcome she is. Meanwhile, Eddie, Nicole and their friends plan to wear matching suits to the school dance until a dress code demands that the girls must wear dresses, leading Eddie and Nicole to rebel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060205 +0000" stop="20260719062438 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Charm - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Philip may lose a superstitious client whom he advises not to make decisions based on Will's spontaneous remarks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062438 +0000" stop="20260719064725 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethnic Tip - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise when Aunt Viv arrives to teach it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064725 +0000" stop="20260719071013 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Young and the Restless - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Will sneaks Philip's elderly mother out of the house for a night on the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071013 +0000" stop="20260719073305 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Had to Be You - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Will has girl problems after a date with Jazz's domineering sister, who's ready to pick out a china pattern before the night is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073305 +0000" stop="20260719075538 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice Lady - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Fresh Prince Will is on his best behavior for visiting royalty -- the seemingly demure Lady Penelope, who Will hopes to persuade to let herself have a good time at a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061825 +0000" stop="20260719070353 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Badge of Honor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An old boyfriend of Micki's, Tim Ayres, shows up in town, and immediately begins acting suspiciously. Ryan, somewhat jealous, believes that Ayres is working with local counterfeiters. It turns out that Ayres is an undercover cop. Unfortunately, the crook he is tracking killed the wife of Russ Sharko, who has the cursed sheriff's badge of Wyatt Earp, and is using it to kill off criminals vigilante-style. In the end, Ayres and Sharko are both killed and the badge is recovered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070353 +0000" stop="20260719074920 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pipe Dream - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Ryan's father Ray, a small-time inventor, rolls into town and announces that he's achieved great financial success and is planning to finally marry. Ray's managed to do so with the aid of a pipe given to him by Lewis Vendredi, which allows him to totally disintegrate first the young inventor whose ideas he stole, and then his rivals in the company he's working for. Eventually Ryan and Micki discover the truth. When Ray tries to kill Micki with the pipe, Ryan throws himself in the way. Ultimiately reconciled with his son, Ray then takes the blast of smoke for himself, dying to save his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060819 +0000" stop="20260719065125 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Different for Girls - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The cheerleaders prepare for Championship Classic. Lyla is picked on when people find out about her and Riggins. Coach Taylor tries to keep Matt and Julie apart. Jason goes home after being released from rehab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065125 +0000" stop="20260719073446 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nevermind - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Panthers are preparing for another game they can't lose. Matt's father comes back from Iraq but his mother's condition is difficult to take in.Tami Taylor sees Tim Riggins regarding his grades. She believes he's not doing his homework by himself and asks Landry to tutor him for his next oral exam. If he doesn't pass, he won't play in the football team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060710 +0000" stop="20260719062920 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the 'Cuffs - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Monica caters a party for her mother. Chandler's encounter with Rachel's boss leads to an embarrassing situation.  An encyclopedia salesman takes advantage of Joey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062920 +0000" stop="20260719065137 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Ballroom Dancing - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Joey attempts ballroom dancing in order to help Monica and Rachel. Phoebe is attracted to one of her massage clients. Chandler has trouble attempting to quit a gym.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065137 +0000" stop="20260719071348 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Joey's New Girlfriend - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Chandler develops feelings for Joey's new girlfriend. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous. Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold after discovering that it makes her singing voice sexier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071348 +0000" stop="20260719073612 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Dirty Girl - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he visits her house and discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty.  Chandler helps Joey pick out a present for Kathy. Phoebe helps Monica cater an event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073612 +0000" stop="20260719075828 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Chandler feels guilty after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and no one wants to tell him how awful his is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063035 +0000" stop="20260719072049 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unleashed - S01E16</title>
    <desc>As animal rights activists ransack a laboratory, they get more than they bargained for when one of the caged “animals” unleashes a ferocious appetite. Leaving grotesquely mutilated dead bodies in its wake, the scientifically engineered beast with the body of a lion, claws of an eagle, fangs of a viper, skin of a rhinoceros and tail of a serpent attacks Charlie. With Charlie’s life on the line, Walter must come face-to-face with both his past and the beast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060539 +0000" stop="20260719061620 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Opposition - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The documentary crew catches up with Xander, now living in his own cardboard boxes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061620 +0000" stop="20260719062736 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Issues - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Killface and Xander Crews compete to be better than each other to get elected president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062736 +0000" stop="20260719063907 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Image Problem - S02E04</title>
    <desc>To broaden their votes, Xander and Killface go to the North Fork Duck Hunt and get lost together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063907 +0000" stop="20260719065022 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the latest assassination attempt, Killface finds religion and risks alienating the various groups that have supported him. In the middle of this, he learns a secret about someone very close to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065022 +0000" stop="20260719070123 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Middle - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Killface recovers from the latest assassination attempt, which was not Val this time. Xander continues to try to contact Fred Dryer, but his campaign may be derailed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070123 +0000" stop="20260719071209 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Killface goes over the upcoming debate with Dottie and Wendell looks into alternative campaign funds.  Awesome X finds himself a prisoner along with Ronnie on-board Xcalibur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071209 +0000" stop="20260719072311 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debate (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Killface prepares for the Presidential debate, Xander makes a few stops with Ronnie before he arrives at the debate.  Both Xander and Killface come to realize that neither of them are qualified or allowed to run for the Presidency due to discrepancies they've both overlooked.  Killface decides to follow up on his original plan to destroy the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072311 +0000" stop="20260719073342 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Take on 'Hooper' - S02E09</title>
    <desc>With the Annihalatrix in her possession, Sinn/Hooper forms the Sisterhood of Chaos and declares herself ruler of the world. But this idea does not sit well with others...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073342 +0000" stop="20260719074423 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendell Goes Undercover Again - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074423 +0000" stop="20260719075554 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody Gains a Namesake - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Valerie kills Sinn and blames Wendell and Arthur. Xander learns he has an illegitimate daughter. She comes to visit after her mother dies from cancer. Xander bribes her never to contact him again. Wendell decapitates Arthur when he tries to propose to Antagone. Antagone finally gives birth to her monster ant baby, which then eats her head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061038 +0000" stop="20260719063308 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbows and Painted Hos - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After he causes Cookie to miss a concert that could reunite her with her sister, Jimmy is kicked out of the house and forced to live with Special Agent McCool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063308 +0000" stop="20260719065539 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy has an out-of-body experience where he finds himself denied entry into heaven, he becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065539 +0000" stop="20260719071809 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to search for Al Capone’s hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can’t see how hot she is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071809 +0000" stop="20260719074039 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petey Gets God'd - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker, but his newfound religious zeal drives everyone nuts and Jimmy is forced to reveal the truth about the girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061121 +0000" stop="20260719065453 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Off the Top - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Ian gets the call to help build a custom truck with some very particular goals in mind. As he gets into it, one truck cab turns into two, and Ian works his magic to bring it all together with a classic look. Then later, Ian resurrects an old friend's chopper and gets it back on the road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065453 +0000" stop="20260719073824 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dodger Lodger - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Ian turns the funk all the way up as he gets creative with a few vintage ranch treasures and a wild idea. With his mind set on building a vintage house car, Ian brings in some high-powered help and dives deep into his parts stash to bring the project to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061740 +0000" stop="20260719064245 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>M-M-M-My Ramona - S03E06</title>
    <desc>DJ's thrilled when Jackson agrees to shadow her at the office. Fernando builds Ramona a lavish bedroom -- complete with a frozen yogurt bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064245 +0000" stop="20260719070918 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say Yes to the Dress - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A bridal shop mishap leaves DJ doubting the future of her friendship with Steve. Gia's daughter comes over to study and winds up spending the night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070918 +0000" stop="20260719073655 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maybe Baby - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Becky takes Stephanie to the doctor to find out whether she's got a shot at motherhood. Kimmy helps Joey show his kids who's boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061137 +0000" stop="20260719063316 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meanwhile - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Professor Farnsworth invents a button that can take a person 10 seconds back in time, inadvertently causing major consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063316 +0000" stop="20260719065747 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impossible Stream - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Fry risks permanent insanity when he attempts to binge-watch every TV show ever made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065747 +0000" stop="20260719072234 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Children of a Lesser Bog - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Amy and Kif’s children emerge from an alien swamp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072234 +0000" stop="20260719074700 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was 1010001 - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Bender and the crew head west to join the bitcoin mining rush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061019 +0000" stop="20260719063313 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Evil (1) - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Cobra and GI. Joe team up to fight a Drug dealer...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063313 +0000" stop="20260719065607 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Evil (2) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>While Duke and his younger brother Falcon have a conflict of their own, Cobra Commander plans to steal the Drug Lord Headmans money reserves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065607 +0000" stop="20260719071902 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infested Island - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Cesspool and Cobra Commander attempt to take over the world with giant insects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071902 +0000" stop="20260719074156 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A is for Android - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Cobra replaces General Hawk with an android replica...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062103 +0000" stop="20260719064512 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Purrsday! - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ready for a paw-tastic party? Follow Gabby and friends as they go all out for an extra special holiday, complete with homemade decorations and dessert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064512 +0000" stop="20260719070920 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollhouse Safari - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Gabby, Pandy and their curious crew set out on an animal safari. Can they work together to find a mysterious creature? Let the adventure begin!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070920 +0000" stop="20260719073331 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluffy Flufferton - S04E04</title>
    <desc>She's glittery. She's glam. She's Fluffy Flufferton, the most a-meowzing pop star. Join the gang as they help her shake things up before a big concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073331 +0000" stop="20260719075740 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abra-CAT-Dabra! - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A tiny top hat delivery leads to a dazzling day for new magician Baby Box. Meanwhile, her closest friends help her perform a boppin'-and-hoppin' trick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061839 +0000" stop="20260719064301 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza's Honor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doyle must make a pizza delivery to the creep Tinglar planet.
But Beef and the Bonk Bunch Follow Him to Make Trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064301 +0000" stop="20260719070723 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beef Who Would Be King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Beef is elected king of the planet Cholesterol. But once he gets crowned.
they want to eat him and Doyle must save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070723 +0000" stop="20260719073143 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Milo? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Milo disappears after he angers his friends by making a couple of accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073143 +0000" stop="20260719075603 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Eyes, Those Lips - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booey wants to go to the Mick Maggers concert, but the tickets are sold out.
Aimee and the gang go to great lengths to get a ticket for Booey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070037 +0000" stop="20260719075954 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormborn - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Daenerys receives an unexpected visitor. Jon faces a revolt. Sam risks his career and life. Tyrion plans the conquest of Westeros.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062640 +0000" stop="20260719070608 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Highway To Hell - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A look at one of the most powerful Hispanic gangs from Los Angeles, known as the Avenues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070608 +0000" stop="20260719075045 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil's Fire - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The gang known as the Pagans are considered a major dealer in the methamphetamine trade, originating in Maryland during the 1950's and has expanded to 44 chapters with over 900 members along the east coast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061310 +0000" stop="20260719063524 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cutie and the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Garfield makes Nermal think people don't find him cute any more, which drives Nermal away. Garfield is satisfied, but Odie won't leave him alone about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063524 +0000" stop="20260719065758 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Zone - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Jon buys a Satellite Dish, Garfield tries to fix the reception while holding lasagna and gets trapped inside some TV shows. Odie is frightened as he holds the remote and changes channels.</desc>
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    <title>Yojumbo - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Jon takes up karate to learn how to defend himself and impress Liz. Meanwhile, Garfield creates a samurai persona called Yojumbo.</desc>
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    <title>The Lasagna Tree: The Rat Pack (Part 1) - S04E50</title>
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    <title>The Lasagna Tree: Tree's Company (Part 2) - S04E51</title>
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    <title>The Lasagna Tree: Roaming About Rome (Part 3) - S04E52</title>
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    <title>The Lasagna Tree: The Pasta Plant (Part 4) - S04E53</title>
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  <programme start="20260719065949 +0000" stop="20260719071157 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Tree: The Big Broadcast (Part 5) - S04E54</title>
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    <title>Barking Mad - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Lion Queen - Open the Cages (Part 5) - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Garfield and the others make a plan to release the lion and all the other animals.</desc>
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    <title>Bewitched - Bewitched &amp; bewildered (Part 5) - S04E34</title>
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    <title>Avalon (1) - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The police find a strange man in with a sword and full suit of armor walking around the city... looking for a gargoyle named Goliath.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Avalon (2) - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Goliath, Elisa meet with Katherine, and the Mage. They're under attack from the Archmage, Demona, Macbeth, and the Weird Sisters. Elisa knows they'll need more allies in the up coming fight. She goes to wake a human whose been on the island for a long time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065414 +0000" stop="20260719071704 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Avalon (3) - S02E23</title>
    <desc>With the Archmage's millennia spanning plot nearing completion, Goliath decides they must try to recapture one of the items that give the magician his power. Meanwhile, Elisa and the Magus investigate the legend of the sleeping King - Arthur Pendragon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071704 +0000" stop="20260719073956 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadows of the Past - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The magic of Avalon sends the company back to castle Wyvern, where something starts to twist Goliath's perception of reality, reminding him of painful old memories.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>They're Back - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Stacey and Gavin return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate and Nessa has a confession to make that throws the whole evening into disarray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063051 +0000" stop="20260719065911 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Run - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Devastated by the news he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL. The boys finally track him down, but can he be persuaded to do the right thing? Stacey is shocked to hear of Gwen's new domestic arrangements as the prospect of living in Essex finally hits her.</desc>
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    <title>The Scan - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Stacey feels dejected because she cannot get a job and Pam tells her she needs to get out more. Smithy needs Gavin's shoulder to cry on because his girlfriend split with him over Nessa's pregnancy and told him she was seeing a younger man anyway. Gavin, Stacey and Smithy head for Barry so that Smithy can go for the scan with Nessa. Smithy lodges with Bryn, who has turned his spare room into a gym and sets about getting Smithy into shape.</desc>
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    <title>House Hunting - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Stacey is miserable and homesick because she still hasn't got a job, or her own home. She feels she's getting under everyone's feet, especially when Pam interrupts her during her shower. Gavin tries to console her but she says he just doesn't understand. Pam admits to Dawn that having the newlyweds staying in her house is getting a bit much. (Dawn and Pete are still looking for a threesome.) Gavin and Stacey go to view a potential flat and are shown round a tiny, dirty studio by over-enthusiastic estate agent Duncan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061212 +0000" stop="20260719065348 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog Flees - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chris Goodall is on an unusual vacation: camping at night by the Doghouse; and by day, building a '70 Chevy C-10 with a pal. That is, until his buddy unexpectedly splits. Can Chris finish and flip the car with Nate - before his time runs out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065348 +0000" stop="20260719073759 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Dog, New Truck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nate sees dollars signs when Fabian &amp; Amy surprise him with a 1948 bread truck flip. But, with an anniversary party in the mix, mechanical problems and a showdown over the bread truck put the future of the build - and the Doghouse - at stake.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dubya, Dad and Dating (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.</desc>
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    <title>Dubya, Dad and Dating (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thrill of the day's events and the horror of Carmen's unexpected political outbursts, he commits a crime without being aware of it. When the police knock on his door, he's arrested for something entirely unexpected and is forced to meet his estranged father face-to-face. In the meantime, Benny drops a bomb on George about the new man in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065203 +0000" stop="20260719071305 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cuban Missus Crisis - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071305 +0000" stop="20260719073401 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feel the Burn - S03E04</title>
    <desc>George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073401 +0000" stop="20260719075503 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen's Dating - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Amazing Harry Hoo - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Claw is back, and planning to lead Max into his deadly trap. His scheme leads Max and 99 to San Francisco as they follow a Chinese agent (Number 3) in the hopes that this will lead them to Number One (Claw), the mastermind behind a smuggling operation that uses a laundromat as facade (though the real money is actually in the laundry). However Max gets help from Harry Who, a chinese police inspector with a keen eye for detail and two possibilities to explain anything.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hubert's Unfinished Symphony - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Max and the Chief disguise themselves as concert critics as they go in the aid of Hubert, a violin virtuoso who has been working undercover to find the identity of KAOS's Big Boss. Just before Hubert is able to give his report he is killed but first hides a clue in the form of writen music. Max must then stop pianist Wolenska from being killed by a bomb planted in the piano on which he will perform Hubert's last symphony, a desperate attempt of the Big Boss to keep his identity secret.</desc>
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    <title>Ship of Spies (1) - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Ahoy mate! Max's new assignment has him in a boat where he must find the blueprints of a super weapon while watching his back from a mysterious killer who makes a peculiar clip-clop sound, which is not that much help as every single passenger and crew member make that sound.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ship of Spies (2) - S01E28</title>
    <desc>99's quick and clever reactions save Max from drowning. Back on the ship, Max talks with the captain who offers his assistance after finding out the reason he can never understand his aide.  To make matters worse, 44 has finally had it. Not only Max cracks his super secret message, but he's tired of working hidden, not being able to eat at the captain's table, it's a boring job... As if it wasn't bad enough, he gets shot and Max finally discovers who the killer is, though it may be too late for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061741 +0000" stop="20260719070011 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Market Street Cinema - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Zak, Nick and Aaron head to San Francisco to investigate a century-old theater -- now a strip club and home to a dark entity that stalks women and hurts men. Zak has a terrifying encounter when a psychic dancer at the club tells him personal details about his family. Was the malevolent spirit speaking through her in an effort to scare Zak away?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070011 +0000" stop="20260719074240 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldfield Hotel: Redemption - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Zak, Nick and Aaron return to Goldfield, NV, to reinvestigate the site of some of their most memorable haunts. The guys document extreme poltergeist activity, which they present to local experts for corroboration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061658 +0000" stop="20260719063759 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You'll Wake The Dead - S01E32</title>
    <desc>An old woman wants to live out her days in the duplex she has occupied for the last 33 years, but the new young owner has other plans and tries to drive her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063759 +0000" stop="20260719065833 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resting Place - S01E33</title>
    <desc>A man finds it hard to accept that his son has been killed in Africa, even after the funeral.  Soon his son comes home, but he acts strangely. Similar to the Monkey's Paw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065833 +0000" stop="20260719071934 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inheritance - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A woman inherits a house with a bloody history.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071934 +0000" stop="20260719074012 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A couple murder a woman for an inheritance, but get more than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060757 +0000" stop="20260719065136 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unhappy Medium - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Melinda and Jim discuss a kidnapping where the family has contacted a psychic who Melinda believes is telling the family stuff that they want to hear just so he can make money off of them. Melinda goes and talks to the family and finds that something else has happened to the missing girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065136 +0000" stop="20260719073453 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Melinda becomes involved with a couple of ghosts who refuse to cross over after she finds that they are causing trouble for another couple. The ghosts make Melinda play a game of twenty questions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061256 +0000" stop="20260719065745 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>rX - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After exerting her powers beyond their limits, Blink goes into a state of shock, forcing Caitlin and Eclipse to go on a mission to find a special serum that will help her to recover. Meanwhile, Reed faces some difficult choices when it comes to helping his family, and Polaris runs into some trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065745 +0000" stop="20260719074232 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eXodus - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In an effort to reunite with one another, Reed cuts a deal with the Sentinel Services and Caitlin and the kids seek help from someone outside the compound. Meanwhile, Thunderbird begins to teach Blink how to control her powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060702 +0000" stop="20260719063217 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion - S03E11</title>
    <desc>While fishing, Gilligan and the Skipper reel in a briefcase, stamped with the words ""Property of the U.S. Government.""  Everyone believes that the case contains top secret government material.  Gilligan accidentally handcuffs the briefcase to his wrist, and has a wild dream about secret agents, evil enemy spies, and deadly spy games!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063217 +0000" stop="20260719065735 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnapper - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Someone kidnaps Mrs. Howell, Mary Ann, and Ginger, and then demands ransom money.  The kidnaper turns out to be a compulsive gambler who fled civilization to avoid temptation.  While the Castaways attempt to rehabilitate him, he ends up leaving the island, accompanied by Mrs. Howell's pearl necklace, Mr. Howell's wallet, and Ginger's earrings!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065735 +0000" stop="20260719072234 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were None - S03E13</title>
    <desc>One by one, all of the Castaways mysteriously disappear.  Gilligan then dreams that he is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.  In the end, Gilligan rescues them from the hidden World War II munitions pit that they have all fallen into.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072234 +0000" stop="20260719074748 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Eva - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A drab, plain-jane woman lands on the island seeking privacy.  The girls give her a beauty make-over to lift her spirits, and she ends up looking like Ginger's twin.  While the castaways were hoping to lift her spirits enough so that she would want to return to civilization (she has a boat, but has hidden the key), she ends up leaving them on the island and going back to Hollywood to attempt to assume Ginger Grant's movie career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062633 +0000" stop="20260719071016 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run Away, Little Boy - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Lorelai receives a late wedding present without a card attached and insists that it be returned. Rory, Paris, Madeline and Louise are assigned to present the death scene from "Romeo and Juliet" as part of ther class participation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071016 +0000" stop="20260719075355 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bracebridge Dinner - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A blizzard prevents a group from attending the historical dinner that Sookie has painstakingly prepared at their request, so she and Lorelai invite most of the citizens of Stars Hollow to an elaborate feast complete with Elizabethan costumes and horse-drawn sleigh rides. Rory struggles to keep the budding rivalry between Dean and Jess under control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062439 +0000" stop="20260719064931 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lesson for Nell - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Nell finds out that Grandpa is dating Sally Parsons, who was previously dating Officer Simpson. When Simpson finds out he takes it like a baby, but Nell takes it much personal, and tells Sally never to see Grandpa again. In the end, Nell learns that she shouldn't have been snooping into Grandpa's life at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064931 +0000" stop="20260719071426 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pride and Prejudice - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Nel is rejected for a job as a receptionist because she thinks she is black. When Addy decides to go for the same job as well, she is rejected too. They decide to take the case to the Congress of Determined Women, but find out that the man who rejected them is for black rights, and decided to hire a black man instead, because he cannot work with women since they drive him crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071426 +0000" stop="20260719073918 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Reunion - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Nell's sister Loretta comes to town when she decides to leave Howard. She confides in Nell on what to do, but Nell doesn't know what she can do to help. Mama Maybelle shows up and calls Nell a homewrecker, and Joey is mad at Nell when he is getting bad grades because he is devoting all of his time to baseball. Loretta tells Nell that Joey should do what he does best, and Nell knows she is right. In the end, Mama hears that Loretta left Howard, and Mama tells her to go back to him, which she agrees to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060847 +0000" stop="20260719063220 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets the Forgiveness Project - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When the class receives an assignment about forgiveness, Maya writes to her father in an attempt to forgive him for leaving and Riley tries to let go of the fact that Auggie destroyed something important to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063220 +0000" stop="20260719065453 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets Belief - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Cory asks the kids to challenge one another’s beliefs to see if it changes their perspectives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065453 +0000" stop="20260719071744 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets the New Year - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Farkle tells Riley that she has until midnight on New Year’s Eve to tell everyone how she really feels about Lucas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071744 +0000" stop="20260719073932 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets STEM - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Riley is upset when the boys at school won't let her participate in a science experiment and attempts to become more involved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060101 +0000" stop="20260719063056 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boys - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Marnie is asked to act as hostess for an art party thrown by Booth Jonathan and Hannah signs a publishing contract for e-books. Meanwhile, Adam manages to convince Ray to join him on an adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063056 +0000" stop="20260719065914 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Games - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Hannah goes along with Jessa to visit her estranged father, his alternative girlfriend and her teen son in Upstate New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065914 +0000" stop="20260719072911 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Back - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Hannah tries to hide mounting anxiety about her book from her visiting parents; Marnie is stunned to learn that Charlie has started a successful app company; while at AA, Adam meets a boisterous woman who coaxes him into dating her daughter, Natalia; and Ray’s aversion to college parties gives Shoshanna pause.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072911 +0000" stop="20260719075807 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On All Fours - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Hannah's deadline worries and pressure from her publisher weigh heavily on her mind; Adam and his new girlfriend have a misunderstanding; Shoshanna avoids Ray at Charlie's work party; Marnie makes a move toward her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061901 +0000" stop="20260719064204 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diego's Ringed Seal Rescue - S04E05</title>
    <desc>It's an adventure in the Arctic when Diego needs to bring a baby ringed seal back to the Ringed Seal Rescue Home!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064204 +0000" stop="20260719070507 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Aboard the Giant Panda Express! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Hop aboard the Giant Panda Express to help Diego and Baby Jaguar find a family of pandas in China and bring them to their new home on Bamboo Mountain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070507 +0000" stop="20260719072809 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bengal Tiger Makes a Wish - S04E07</title>
    <desc>In India, Diego meets a lost Bengal tiger, who must find his mother at the wishing tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072809 +0000" stop="20260719075111 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaping Lemurs! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To Make a Sifaka Lemur smile really big, Diego and Baby Jaguar need to help her find family in Madagascar. Will You Help too?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061501 +0000" stop="20260719065634 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking vs. The Mechanic - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Todd interferes with son Hunter's wash-plant, pushing their relationship to a breaking point; Parker battles to maneuver a 150 foot super conveyor; Tony desperately needs dredge number 1 to deliver gold, but frozen ice may derail his plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065634 +0000" stop="20260719073806 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of the Fairplay Mountains - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Todd races to construct a massive holding pond before a storm hits. Parker is furious that Ricks's failure to manage the cut has forced it to be shutdown. Meanwhile, Tony undertakes a $600,000 upgrade of dredge #1 in an attempt to jumpstart his season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063611 +0000" stop="20260719071732 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inland Tsunami - S01E05</title>
    <desc>73-year-old Dakota Fred gets married for the fourth time and a landslide upstream threatens to unleash a wall of water that could destroy the dive site and drown the miners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071732 +0000" stop="20260719075854 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypothermia - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Dakota Boys' desperate bid to hit bedrock gold is thwarted when 73-year-old Fred's heating system fails mid-dive and he's is overcome by the glacial Alaskan water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061944 +0000" stop="20260719064040 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Graduates! - S09E22</title>
    <desc>Graduation day is approaching and everyone, especially Adam, is ready — except for Beverly who is not coping well with the idea of an empty nest. Meanwhile, with Geoff’s encouragement, Erica decides to try out for Cyndi Lauper as a one-time backup singer replacement. Ultimately, resurrecting her singing dreams doesn’t manifest, but bigger and exciting new beginnings await her and the Goldbergs.</desc>
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    <title>That’s a Schwartz Man - S10E02</title>
    <desc>With both sides of the family eager for answers on Geoff and Erica's pregnancy, they decide to keep their baby's sex a surprise; Adam recruits Glascott to help his mother cope with his departure for NYU.</desc>
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    <title>Jenkintown After Dark - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Adam calls Brea, despite promising to keep distance so they can each establish themselves at college, sending Beverly into a tailspin; Joanne lands a coveted job at a posh Philly law firm.</desc>
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    <title>That's For Me to Know - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Blanche learns from a city inspector that she either has to lose a renter or make modifications to her home which would cost $10,000.  Meanwhile, Dorothy demands to know who the groom is in a hidden wedding picture of Sophia's.</desc>
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    <title>Where's Charlie? - S07E05</title>
    <desc>After Miles gives Rose a friendship ring, Rose becomes convinced Charlie is trying to contact her from the grave with the message that he disproves of her relationship with Miles.  Meanwhile, Blanche begins coaching her new baseball player boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Mother Load - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Blanche begins dating a newscaster who has another woman interfering in his life, his mother.  Meanwhile, Stan asks Dorothy to attend a counseling session with him.  Once there, Stan begins begging Dorothy to take him back.</desc>
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    <title>Dateline: Miami - S07E07</title>
    <desc>A Saturday night and Dorothy being the only one with a date, prompts the other girls to reminisce about some of the worst dates they have ever had.</desc>
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    <title>Crazy Legs Gomer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.</desc>
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    <title>Gomer the Carrier - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.</desc>
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    <title>Caution: Low Overhead - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.</desc>
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    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
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    <title>Hard Heart - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When a 3-year-old arrives at the ER, the team immediately recognizes he is having a stroke. However, Dr. Shaun Murphy’s diagnosis of the underlying cause doesn’t solve the problem which has Dr. Park search deeper.</desc>
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    <title>Old Friends - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jared Kalu makes a surprise return to San Jose’s St. Bonaventure Hospital with his billionaire patient. Meanwhile, Park must treat the man his wife had an affair with and try to find a way to forgive him.</desc>
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    <title>The Gang Goes to War - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Following their secret rendezvous, Liz and Caleb find themselves on a case together, defending a soldier court-martialed for sabotaging the weapon of his superior officer. Lucca accompanies her client, and newly minted friend, Bianca, on a short but sure to be memorable trip to the Caribbean.</desc>
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    <title>The Gang Offends Everyone - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Reddick, Boseman &amp; Lockhart represent an Olympic hopeful who was edged out of a spot on the U.S. women's swim team due to a last minute change to the eligibility window. From racism to sex and gender constructs, the case quickly takes the firm into rough waters. Meanwhile, Adrian is approached by the DNC with a compelling offer and Diane and Julius unite to track down Memo 618.</desc>
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    <title>Employee of the Bearimy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Michael and Jason sneak into Demon-Con. Left in charge of the neighborhood, Eleanor copes with Derek's ineptitude and Tahani's dissatisfaction.</desc>
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    <title>A Chip Driver Mystery - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Brent writes an offensive book, Eleanor, Michael and the others try to help him evolve. One of the humans discovers Jason's true identity.</desc>
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    <title>Help Is Other People - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With one day left in the year, Simone reveals that she's suspicious about the neighborhood -- and her investigation could derail the entire experiment.</desc>
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    <title>The Funeral to End All Funerals - S04E08</title>
    <desc>As the Judge hears Michael and Shawn's arguments about the results of the experiment, Janet and the humans give each other the funerals they deserved.</desc>
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    <title>The Answer - S04E09</title>
    <desc>With time running out to find answers, Chidi must sort through his life -- and afterlives -- before he can provide the help everyone needs.</desc>
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    <title>Hitting the Fan - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A desperate battle to retain clients begins when Cary and Alicia's plan to leave the firm is exposed.</desc>
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    <title>The Road Trip - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Cassie’s being honored by her alma mater and visits with Grace, who’s considering enrolling.  Grace bonds with her weekend host, while Cassie reconnects with her college friend.  Needing a break from Donovan, Abigail joins.  At Grey House, Sam tries to channel Cassie while helping his father-son guests communicate better.</desc>
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    <title>The Grey-cation - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Martha and her husband, Tom, visit Grey House. Cassie and Sam realize that they still have some things to learn about one another. Donovan's overbearing mother complicates his and Abigail's relationship. Grace and Luke go on their first date.</desc>
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    <title>The Yanks Are Coming - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Gary is put out when the Americans arrive at the Royal Oak. As Gary owes Ron a favor, he sets up a deal to import some American goods from 1942. An episode of racial tension requires Gary to take some drastic action.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Get Away from It All - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Both Yvonne and Phoebe want to move house, but moving is the least of Gary's worries, as he is hit by bombshells in both his lives.</desc>
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    <title>You're Driving Me Crazy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With both his ladies expecting babies, the demands on Gary's time become greater, but not as great as those on his wallet.</desc>
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    <title>In the Mood - S04E02</title>
    <desc>It seems that Gary may not be the only one who can go back to 1942.</desc>
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    <title>Buddy Building - S01E55</title>
    <desc>A new kid in town threatens Max and P.J.'s friendship with each other.</desc>
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    <title>Sherlock Goof - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Let's go off to Jolly old England with another one of Goofy's ancestors, a detective named Sherlock Goof.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Horatio's Magic Orchestra - S01E56</title>
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    <title>Goofs of a Feather - S01E57</title>
    <desc>When Pete kills a duck while hunting, the duck family take up residence in his house.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect School (2) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After considering the thought a possibility, Brian decides to investigate the school further. He infiltrates the school far enough to find a room with a computer in it. Though it's no normal computer. The default program is the school's database. Brain clicks on an option saying ""Nursery"". He then sees a picture of himself, and it says that he is 95% complete. This confirms his suspicion that the school is cloning the children. Telling his friend CJ his findings, CJ agrees to help him escape. However, CJ has betrayed him. CJ was actually a spy, and Brian's other friends have been cloned. Brian might never escape...</desc>
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    <title>Werewolf Skin (2) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While visiting his aunt and uncle in rural Wolf Creek, big-city camera bug Alex Blackwell is hoping to photograph something really scary in order to win Chiller Magazine's amateur ""shudder shot"" contest. Fortunately (or unfortunately), he doesn't have to look far, because when the moon is full, the woods are full of werewolves! Aided by his mysterious school-girl pal, Hannah, Alex has a plan-which includes a visit to the creepy house across the street-to break the curse of the wolf-skins in order to save his family...and himself!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Awesome Ants - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Ben and Dave stopped at an ice cream shop. They ordered some very strange ice cream, as Dave says ""Life is too short for boring ice cream"". However, the ice cream was stranger than they thought as they found it covered with ants! People then began to scream as they found the whole shop infested with ants. Running out, Dave and Ben met a man from ""Nuke 'Em"" pest control, and Ben quickly left as Dave went inside with the exterminator. While inside, the exterminator started looking for the queen's next. He found the queen and squashed it, then gave Dave an idea for a science project. After ordering an ant home, Dave feeds them. Though, when Ben says they aren't getting enough food, they start feeding them hot dogs and more pellets than the ants are supposed to get. However, now the ants are growing larger and larger...</desc>
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    <title>Bride of the Living Dummy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Katie, Harrison, Jillian, and Katie's annoying doll Mary-Ellen were seeing a show put on by the famous ventriloquist Jimmie O' James, who was using his dummy, Slappy. However, as most would know, Slappy is no normal dummy. He's alive. And, while at the show, it would seem that he fell in love with Katie's doll. When Jillian searched for her sister after she forgot Mary-Ellen, she met Jimmie O' James, and Jimmie gave her an autographed photo and she gave her address. However, Jimmie used the address to send Slappy to Jillian. And now strange things are happening around the house. Scary things. Evil things. And Jillian and Katie get the hint when Slappy steals their Mom's wedding ring...</desc>
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    <title>Social - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gordon and his team examine a struggling Costa Mesa restaurant, Social.</desc>
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    <title>M'Dears Bakery &amp; Bistro - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Gordon and his team examine Los Angeles restaurant, M'Dears Bakery &amp; Bistro.</desc>
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    <title>O Brother, Where Bart Thou? - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A sudden and tragic event impacts the lives of everyone on the Upper East Side.</desc>
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    <title>In The Realm of the Basses - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Chuck's uncle Jack arrives in the city. Blair focuses on being accepted into the most prestigious ladies club in the city and Jenny returns to Constance Billard.</desc>
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    <title>Grand Designs Revisited: Edinburgh 2005 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin returns to see whether the couple's solo attempts to transform a wreck of an old stone building in Leith, with no previous building experience, has been successful.</desc>
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    <title>Peckham, 2005 - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Monty Ravenscroft and Clare Loewe began looking for a house to buy in London they soon realised that the only affordable option was to build one themselves. They snapped up a dirt cheap slither of land in Peckham at an auction only to be told it was too small to put a house on. Undeterred, three years ago, engineering whiz Monty began building an extraordinary experimental bungalow that filled the site to bursting point.</desc>
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    <title>You're the One I Want - S11E07</title>
    <desc>The crew returns to form to continue the assembly on a beautiful In-Violet 1971 'Cuda convertible, Christine's frame is refitted, and the disassembly of a 225 slant-six sets the stage for a bet between Mark and Doug.</desc>
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    <title>Only the Strong Survive - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Mark redirects the crew to focus their efforts on a 1969 Superbee. The owner has been patient, but is eagerly awaiting delivery, and Mark doesn't want Christine or any other project to delay this classic muscle car build.</desc>
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    <title>The Stanchurian Candidate - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Grunkle Stan decides to run for mayor, Dipper and Mabel have their work cut out for them trying to turn their gaffe-prone uncle into the perfect candidate.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Mabelcorn - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A new threat leads Mabel to venture into the enchanted realm of the unicorns. Meanwhile, Dipper learns an unexpected twist about the enigmatic Bill Cipher.</desc>
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    <title>Roadside Attraction - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Grunkle Stan takes the kids with him on a road-trip to sabotage all the other tourist traps in Oregon.</desc>
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    <title>Dipper and Mabel vs. The Future - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Mabel decides to plan for her and Dipper's 13th birthday party. Meanwhile, Dipper and Ford venture below the town to find its most shocking secret.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Smell Tolls Adventure (1) - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Judy and Kima worry they won’t find their perfect dates for prom. The rest of the family investigate a weird smell that’s been wafting through town.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Smell Tolls Adventure (2) - S03E22</title>
    <desc>It's a day of reckoning for Lone Moose, as Beef and a group of townspeople attempt to rescue all the prom-goers from a flood of rotten meat waste.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Speecher Adventure - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Risky Beefness Adventure - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Beef has a one-night stand after a string of bad dates, but quickly becomes embarrassed when Greta Meatweep exposes their sexcapades in the poem column of the local newspaper. Moon becomes Jerry’s Bigfoot little-brother sidekick, and the local clown duo challenges them to a costume battle over the Lone Moose party turf.</desc>
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    <title>The Hit Car - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bill, who has been trying to bust open a drug ring for over 20 years, must drive a witness to Los Angeles for the trial of the gang leader and asks Ralph for help.</desc>
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    <title>The Blue Feather - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Lisa's convinced that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her when she receives a dreaded blue feather in the mail. To "de-hexify" her, Haney sells Lisa a ridiculous recipe that she mixes up, places in a green purse, and hangs outside the front door. Eb gets a look at it and panics because the "green purse hex" will bring a drought. He counteracts it with his own concoction in a yellow purse. Oliver takes action to put a stop to all this foolishness.</desc>
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    <title>How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never obtained a building permit. Oliver storms off to get one himself, only to discover his barn is in Hooterville but his house is in Pixley. Haney, who sold them the farm, offers to hook a rope to the house and pull it to Hooterville with his truck.</desc>
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    <title>The Birthday Gift - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Oliver plans to get Lisa a horse for her birthday. Mr Haney delivers one, and it's not your average nag. Its name is Mr. Fred, a talking horse who's also a has-been TV star. Meanwhile, the locals decide that Lisa has a drinking habit and attempt an intervention.</desc>
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    <title>The Path of True Love - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.</desc>
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    <title>Home Brew - S04E02</title>
    <desc>While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.</desc>
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    <title>Calendar Boys - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.</desc>
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    <title>The Pearl - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The tensions in Zora and Isaiah's relationship come to a head at the Cotillion; Lady Mae makes an overture of peace to Mavis and the result is a revelation that sends Mae into a tailspin.</desc>
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    <title>Strange Currents - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Bishop and Lady Mae's crumbling marriage threatens to destroy the Greenleaf family, but they soon find their church in danger when a $2 million IRS tax bill arrives at Calvary. The Season 3 premiere.</desc>
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    <title>Breathe - S17E10</title>
    <desc>The hospital ventilator shortage has the doctors gravely concerned; Hayes' high-risk sister-in-law with multiple sclerosis ends up in the hospital with a kidney stone.</desc>
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    <title>Sorry Doesn't Always Make It Right (2) - S17E11</title>
    <desc>The Grey Sloan doctors are stuck in the middle of a fight between a newlywed couple who are injured in a car accident and brought to the hospital for treatment. Meanwhile, Jackson's generosity with COVID-positive patients goes a bit too far, and Hayes works to rebuild Maggie's confidence and convince her to perform an extremely risky heart surgery.

The crossover started on Station 19 S04E10 Save Yourself.</desc>
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    <title>And She Was - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Sacrifice - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Gilead leadership is rocked by losses among their own. Luke and Moira adjust to new arrivals in Canada. June worries about disruptions to her plan, only to have tragedy strike the entire household.</desc>
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    <title>Mayday - S03E13</title>
    <desc>With her plan in place, June reaches the point of no return on her bold strike against Gilead and must decide how far she’s willing to go. Serena Joy and Commander Waterford attempt to find their way forward in their new lives.</desc>
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    <title>Rusty's Little Light Lie - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Squeeze in a Pinch - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Rusty to the Rescue - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Piñata Party - S01E14</title>
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    <title>O Say, Can You Remember the Words? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Frustrated by Oliver's stage fright, Miley vents to her dad that she doesn't want to help him with their upcoming drama class performance anymore, which a dismayed Oliver accidentally overhears. Miley gets a taste of what Oliver goes through, when Hannah Montana forgets the words to the National Anthem while singing at a televised Laker's game. Jackson's boss pays him to get rid of sugar addict Rico's candy stash after a bad trip to the dentist. He manages to get Rico off the goodies, but Jackson becomes even more addicted to sweets than Rico.</desc>
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    <title>Oops! I Meddled Again - S01E11</title>
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    <title>On the Road Again - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hannah Montana isn't the only Stewart family secret! Miley discovers that Robbie was once a pop star in his own right, but just as his career was taking off, he disappeared. Without asking her father if he even wants to make a comeback, Miley gets him a singing gig so that he can get on the road again.</desc>
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    <title>Tome-wan - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In a therapy session, Will imagines how he would kill Hannibal, honestly sharing his visions, and oddly bolstering their co-dependency. Later, in a session with Mason Verger, Hannibal discusses Margot’s unfortunate “accident” and other veiled threats. Jack grows impatient with Will’s progress on catching Hannibal, and brings in a surprise witness from the past to help. And when Hannibal’s life is threatened, Will must decide whether to come to his aid, and give Hannibal the opportunity for revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Joanie thinks she's found true love in Jefferson High's star quarterback. However, she sees him sweet-talking another girl, breaks up with him, and is faced with not having a date for her sweet-sixteen party.</desc>
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    <title>Fearless Malph - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Richie is writing a story about fears and phobias, and he finds out that Ralph is afraid of nearly everything. While Richie, Potsie, and Ralph are visiting a professor whose specialty is fear, lab mice become agitated. The professor concludes that it is a sign that a tornado is coming.</desc>
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    <title>The Evil Eye - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Al fears an old lady has cursed him.</desc>
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    <title>Yesandwitch - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Penny's mom Dana visits, however, Penny learns that her mom's inspiring upbeat attitude is hiding some bad news, which leads Penny to decide to give her mom a reality check. Max plays tour guide to some tourists in his new limo with the help of Brad and Jane.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets and Limos - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jane convinces Penny to make a vision board to visualize the path to her dreams, although everything doesn't go according to plan. Brad finds it hard to relate to his stern boss until the guy sees Max's limo. Dave is reluctant to let the gang to meet his new girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Spooky Endings - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Penny, Max, Dave and Alex head to a Halloween warehouse party, where their costumes don't have the effect they anticipated. Meanwhile, Jane and Brad spend their Halloween house sitting for some friends in the suburbs.</desc>
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    <title>Lying Around - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Brad discovers that Jane's old sorority sister is coming for a visit, so he lies and says he has a work retreat out of town, when he's actually on "staycation" in a fancy hotel in the city. Penny becomes jealous when Alex dates her former boyfriend Liam, and Max and Dave make a commercial to promote the "Steak Me Home Tonight" food truck.</desc>
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    <title>The Code War - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Max's high school girlfriend Angie, the girl he dated before he realized he was gay, returns to town, Penny (who was Max's girlfriend in college) starts to feel jealous. Meanwhile, Alex starts to develop an unusual crush on Max. When Dave starts dating Angie, Max becomes angry and declares a "code war". Jane finds out that Brad has a "work wife", so she sets out to obtain a "work husband".</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Training camp with the Cleveland Browns #2 - S13E02</title>
    <desc>The new-look Cleveland Browns journey to New Jersey to face the New York Giants in the pre-season opener. Myles Garrett gets his body and mind right, and Baker Mayfield sees his first action in the pros.</desc>
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    <title>Gold Crash - S07E23</title>
    <desc>With a major drop in the price of Gold, the store takes a huge financial hit. It's up to the Golds to sell, sell, sell, and make up for the loss.</desc>
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    <title>Harolds Gamble - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Les offers to buy a diamond-encrusted Audemars Piguet watch from a customer. After being burned by a similar deal earlier, Les had his watch expert take a close look at it. However, while the expert determined that the watch was real, a serial number check came up as counterfeit, leading to Les to question the abilities of the expert.</desc>
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    <title>The Outsider - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Seth brings in a consultant in a desperate bid to increase their retail business, in the wake of the gold price crash.</desc>
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    <title>Seth's Secret - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Angry over his father's dismissal of the consultant hired to help increase their sales, Seth goes MIA, leaving the store in the lurch. When he doesn't come back, Les goes looking - and is shocked at where he finds his son spending his time.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Seth's Return - S08E01</title>
    <desc>After Les secretly found out that Seth was at Bill's Pawn Shop, Les confronted him, asking Seth why he would betray the family by visiting a competing pawn shop. Seth explained the real reason: he was branching out into consulting as a sideline -- the very thing that another person that Seth hired tried to do for American Jewelry earlier. As being a consultant is tantamount to disclosing family secrets to strangers, Les gives Seth a choice: "Family, or nothing."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>New Gotham - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After Gotham is declared no longer part of the United States, the newly formed Injustice League tries to seize control of the city away from Harley.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Riddle U - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Harley &amp; Ivy go undercover as college students to take down Riddler, who’s made himself dean of the local university with sinister plans for students.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Catwoman - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Harley &amp; Ivy team up with Catwoman to steal a museum artifact that’s been boobytrapped by Dr. Trap. Meanwhile, Dr. Psycho tries to prove himself as a leader.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Thawing Hearts - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Harley and crew try to infiltrate Mr. Freeze’s lair only to become human lab rats for his experiments to find a cure for his cryogenically frozen wife, Nora.</desc>
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    <title>Trio's Company - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Birdman joins a new health club and falls for his personal trainer, Gigi.  It seems everyone else in the health club is reaching her target zone, except for Harvey. Back in court, Harvey is representing Inch-High Private Eye, who believes he's been illegally fired from his job based on his diminutive stature.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Devlin Made Me Do It - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Washed up motorcycle stuntman Ernie Devlin is sued when a kid injures himself trying to imitate his deep ravine jump. Harvey's legal strategy -- to attack the fractured, wheelchair bound child on the witness stand -- backfires. Pill-addled Devlin is a less than sympathetic defendant, so Harvey must scramble to salvage the case. Meanwhile, Avenger seems to have laid an egg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062402 +0000" stop="20260719063539 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Speed Buggy Chase - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Speed Buggy is arrested for leading the cops on a high speed chase. As Harvey prepares for the trial, longtime assistant Avenger resigns, landing a job with Harvey's rival Vulturo. Harvey searches for a replacement, downgrading from a legal eagle to a legal finch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063539 +0000" stop="20260719064716 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SPF - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After years of getting his powers from the sun, Harvey notices a suspicious spot on his skin.  When his dermatoligist insists he stay out of the sun and use sunblock, the now droopy Birdman turns to a self-tanning cream for a pick me up.  It isn't long before he's addicted to the stuff, using more and more to stay awake.  All the while, he attempts to help out Ding-A-Ling in his case against the porn industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064716 +0000" stop="20260719065852 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Present - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Jetsons enlist Harvey's help to sue us for screwing up the planet. Turns out there's a reason all the buildings in the Jetsons' world are on stilts: the ice caps melted and the earth is covered in water. Meanwhile, Phil is terrified - or is it excited - that the Jetsons are there to abduct and anally probe him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065852 +0000" stop="20260719071028 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grape Juiced - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Grape Ape is accused of using steroids in the Laff-a-Lympics, his medal is taken away from him.  Now Harvey must defend him in court to prove that he's not a drug addict.  Plus, Gigi becomes pregnant, and all are wondering if Harvey is the real daddy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071028 +0000" stop="20260719072204 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peanut Puberty - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Peanut begins to feel his super-powers starting up, leaving Harvey in the awkward position of trying to explain to him the reasons for his new found desires.  Meanwhile, Doggy Daddy is forced th go through training... with Phil!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072204 +0000" stop="20260719073340 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Efficien...t - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Phil gets on a cost-cutting kick and hires an efficiency expert named Dvd (shortened from David to save time).  Harvey is forced to prove his worth, get more efficient, or be sent packing.  The pressure to find a case increases as Harvey’s every move is timed and assigned a dollar value.  Also, X the Eliminator returns to, well, kill Harvey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073340 +0000" stop="20260719074524 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Droopy Botox - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After winning a case against a deformed Droopy, Birdman finds himself in much success at the office.  But is conflicted over the nature in which he won, and tries to set things right in his life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Guitar Control - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Quick Draw McGraw pulls out his trusty six-string in an attempt to put the El Kabong kibosh on the Dalton Gang, he gets hauled off to the hoosegow. So he turns to noted constitutional law expert Harvey Birdman to defend his right to keep and bear guitars. Meanwhile, Harvey's boss, Phil Ken Sebben, takes $12 billion from the powerful guitar lobby to fund his presidential campaign. Not that that would make him beholden to them. And Peanut and Baba Looey get into trouble when they get their hands on Quick Draw's private guitar arsenal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061907 +0000" stop="20260719070854 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man On Fire - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Five bodies are found in the crater of Mauna Loa contaminated by radiation from illegal plutonium, and Five-O must find and confiscate this deadly toxin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070854 +0000" stop="20260719075845 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tour De Force, Killer Aboard - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Two seemingly unconnected deaths lead McGarrett into a desperate race to prevent the assassination of a visiting Sheikh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063256 +0000" stop="20260719072245 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ferlin Husky, Dottie West - S01E20</title>
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  <programme start="20260719060322 +0000" stop="20260719064634 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pair of Aces - S19E07</title>
    <desc>The teams take on a surf-and-turf dome challenge, with the winners enjoying rooftop surfing above the Las Vegas skyline, while the losers make crabcakes for service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064634 +0000" stop="20260719072946 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crapping Out in Hell - S19E08</title>
    <desc>The chefs are met by a craps table. The winning team earns a special lunch, while a miserable fate awaits the losers. There's no dinner service, but someone must leave, and two contestants must cook for their life to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060611 +0000" stop="20260719062846 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon's Gift - S01E18</title>
    <desc>An ambassador from another kingdom visits the Royal Palace to present King Randor with a gift.  But Man-At-Arms recognises the man as Skeletor in disguise, and in an attempt to stop him, is turned into a crystal statue.  He-Man and Teela must journey to the Isles of Darksmoke, where the great and ancient dragon Granamyr knows the only spell to reverse the effect on Man-At-Arms.

But their task proves far from easy- for not only is Granamyr suspicious of humans and reluctant to help them, but he says he will only give them the spell if they cut down the living tree named Skytree.  Will He-Man willingly take a life if it is the only way to save that of his friend?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062846 +0000" stop="20260719065120 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shaping Staff - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While entertaining the Royal Family with his magic, Orko finds his act interrupted by a strange sorceress called Majestra.  Majestra performs a trick in which she appears to make the King vanish then reappear- but in fact, Majestra is really Evil-Lyn in disguise, and has teleported the King to the dungeon and replaced him with a disguised Beast Man!

Evil-Lyn has found a magical Shaping Staff which can transform anything into whatever the holder wishes- and under their disguises, Evil-Lyn and Beast Man set about causing havoc around the palace, turning each member of the Royal Family into helpless animals, while Skeletor awaits them at Grayskull with his latest creation- an evil version of He-Man, called Faker!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065120 +0000" stop="20260719071350 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cosmic Comet - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Skeletor has gained control of the Cosmic Comet above Eternia, and intends to use it to blow open the jaw bridge of Grayskull.  He-Man, Teela, Man-At-Arms, The Sorceress and Orko set out to stop Skeletor's scheme, with the help of Zagraz, a wizard with power over comets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071350 +0000" stop="20260719073620 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taking of Grayskull - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Orko thinks that everyone has forgotten his birthday, when Man-At-Arms reports word of strange destruction the town of Becilia. He-Man, Teela and Ram Man go to investigate, and find themselves in the middle of a tornado some very curious effects – one of which is He-Man's sword disappearing, as a result of some strange influence somewhere. Meanwhile, Orko, upset at his birthday seemingly being forgotten, heads off to see The Sorceress, only to find that Castle Grayskull is gone! Skeletor has managed to harness a White Hole, with which he has sucked the castle, with The Sorceress inside it, into a strange reverse dimension, where he is trying to use the backwards laws of the dimension to harness it's powers. He-Man, Battle Cat and (unintentionally) Teela head into the White Hole to try and stop this latest evil attempt...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073620 +0000" stop="20260719075851 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Edged Sword - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Palace Eternia has run out of Eternium, the fuel which generates all power in Eternia.  A young boy called Chad finds a sample while practising his training with his grandfather in the desert, and He-Man and Teela set out to collect it from them.  But the Eternium is stolen by Trap Jaw, who intends to use it to gain equal power to He-Man!  As He-Man fights to recover the Eternium and stop Trap Jaw, Chad learns a thing or two about the real dangers of fighting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062134 +0000" stop="20260719064511 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster Within - S01E16</title>
    <desc>He-Man and Man-E-Faces battle dangerous bounty hunters in the Tar Swamp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064511 +0000" stop="20260719070839 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roboto's Gambit - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A simple chess-playing robot named Roboto helps the Masters battle an evil army of skeletons, much to Teela's frustration</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070839 +0000" stop="20260719073205 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Stratos must form an uneasy alliance with Trap-Jaw to survive the perilous Ice Mountains</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073205 +0000" stop="20260719075526 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orko's Garden - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Orko unwittingly helps the villainous plant-like Evilseed take all of the Masters hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061732 +0000" stop="20260719065953 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Descent (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Stricken with grief over the loss of Iolaus, Hercules vowed to bring him back from the Sumerian version of the Underworld.  Nebula, who confessed her love for Iolaus in his final moments, accompanied Hercules on his journey.  The son of Zeus rappelled down into a cave to confront Dumuzi, the Sumerian god of the Underworld.  Dumzumi had been collecting human souls in order to survive, ever since King Gilgamesh had destroyed the sacred chalice.  But Iolaus had already crossed over to the Underworld and was lost forever.  Hercules' cry of rage shattered the mirrors surrounding Dumuzi's lair, destroying the god.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065953 +0000" stop="20260719074345 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Bronagh, leader of the Celts on the island of Eire, told Hercules he was their "Chosen One" -- chosen to lead the Celts to freedom.  But the gods of Eire didn't like the Celts worshiping Druids, so they sent Morrigan, a demigod assassin, to destroy the Druids.  However, when she killed the Druid guardian of justice, she unwittingly took his place.  Hercules, who finally stopped blaming himself for Iolaus' death, defeated Morrigan in battle, but the Druids explained that if she died, the spirit of justice would die with her.  They disappeared, leaving Hercules to care for Morrigan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060432 +0000" stop="20260719062724 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Prix - S03E26</title>
    <desc>The kids all try to outdo each other in a city-wide go-cart race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062724 +0000" stop="20260719065016 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold's Thanksgiving - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Helga both think they are having the worst Thanksgivings ever. Arnold's Family are celebrating President's Day, and Olga is at the Pataki house. When Arnold and Helga go to Mr. Simmons' house, they discover he has a obnoxious family, so they think their families aren't so bad after all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065016 +0000" stop="20260719071438 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S03E35</title>
    <desc>There is a new kid at P.S. 118, but he isn't the playful type, and he doesn't know the definition of fun, so Arnold and the gang try to teach him to have fun and take a break off his busy schedual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071438 +0000" stop="20260719073811 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Trouble - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Arnold, Gerald, Helga, and Pheobe are all chosen to work together on a History project, and Helga and Arnold pour pain on each other. Grandpa tells Arnold about his share of girl trouble with his now wife, Gertrude.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060655 +0000" stop="20260719065101 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S12E03</title>
    <desc>It's a brand-new lineup on this episode of High Stakes Poker with Andrew Robl leading the likes of Jean-Robert Bellande, Santhosh Suvarna, Justin Gavri, and Vivian Yang back to the table. Nik Airball and Chino Rheem make their season debut, while Phil Laak returns to High Stakes Poker for the first time in nearly 13 years!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065101 +0000" stop="20260719073505 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Justin Gavri heads towards the exit early on this episode of High Stakes Poker after bricking one of the biggest draws in poker. The run good of Andrew Robl continues as he sends Chino Rheem reaching for chips before hitting a few good cards to make a straight and then a flush. Nik Airball begins to turn his luck around as he hits two big river cards against Rheem and Santhosh Suvarna, while Vivian Yang applies some pressure with a big bluff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062105 +0000" stop="20260719070919 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Skinned Against Than Skinning - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Racial tensions rise again when a white undercover officer shoots his black partner; a temporarily blind Buntz goes undercover with Belker as a beggar; Hill and Renko find several skinned bodies; and Joyce tries to defend a shopkeeper who has adapted Nazi paraphernalia as a deterrent against robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070919 +0000" stop="20260719075733 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's So Fein - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Belker wrecks a car belonging to LaRue's brother-in-law; a new public defender asks Washington for a date; and a dissatisfied client takes Davenport as a hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060044 +0000" stop="20260719062628 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Empty Parachute - S05E11</title>
    <desc>By planting an opened parachute in camp, Hogan tricks the Germans into looking for an Allied agent --- so he can find the missing briefcase that was handcuffed to a courier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062628 +0000" stop="20260719065132 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Antique - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Hogan convinces Klink to open a business selling "rare" cuckoo clocks, which Hogan plans to use for smuggling information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065132 +0000" stop="20260719071712 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is There a Traitor in the House? - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Hogan plans to filter information into London through the wires of a German propaganda radio broadcast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071712 +0000" stop="20260719074251 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At Last - Schultz Knows Something - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Hogan prods Sergeant Schultz to reveal the site of a secret atomic installation that Schultz has been assigned to guard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061613 +0000" stop="20260719063822 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taylor Got Game - S08E04</title>
    <desc>While Brad studies for his SAT's, a friend of Wilson's offers him the chance to play professional international soccer in Europe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063822 +0000" stop="20260719070047 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Al's Fair Lady - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Jill is concerned when Al's new rich girlfriend keeps buying him extravagant gifts in order to keep him in the relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070047 +0000" stop="20260719072254 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bewitched - S08E06</title>
    <desc>At a Halloween party Tim encourages Wilson to break up with his girlfriend who claims to be a witch, but after he dumps her he mysteriously disappears. Tim blames the witch, but when the police arrive Tim is accused of Wilson's disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072254 +0000" stop="20260719074459 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not-So-Great Scott - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When Tim overhears Jill saying that one of her patients is having an affair with Heidi's husband, Tim has trouble keeping it from Heidi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060716 +0000" stop="20260719065018 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garden Shed - S09E03</title>
    <desc>A family looks to renovate their home to create more room for visiting grandparents. Ben and Erin take on the task of a dream guesthouse renovation, but disaster strikes when they soon encounter major, unforeseen issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065018 +0000" stop="20260719073319 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S09E04</title>
    <desc>When a couple's must-have list keeps growing, Ben and Erin must go back to the drawing board. They present two homes that have plenty of potential, and for the first time, it includes a property they previously renovated for another couple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061123 +0000" stop="20260719070202 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Standoff - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Carrie has a distressing realization. Saul negotiates. Keane and Wellington disagree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070202 +0000" stop="20260719074922 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Bad at Things - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Carrie follows a lead. Saul's situation goes from bad to worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063800 +0000" stop="20260719072033 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My, My, Merry Christmas - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When carefree restaurant worker Donald Ott is found shot to death on Christmas Day, friends tell police he didn’t have an enemy in the world. Then Lt. Joe Kenda learns of a relative with a long criminal history who might hold the key to the mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060730 +0000" stop="20260719065308 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Pembleton waits with anticipation for the phone to ring. It does and with Bayliss as the primary, they proceed to investigate the triple murder of a divorced woman and her children. Kellerman asks Brodie not to return to the boat. Lewis and Munch get a homicide that they can track back to Luther Mahoney. Bayliss and Pembleton disagree on who the primary suspect is in the murder. Mahoney's nephew wants to remain "monogamous" in implicating his uncle. Kellerman gets his summons to appear before the grand jury. Frank and Tim must work out the finer points of working in the box together again. Mahoney's hand reaches out from jail and silences his nephew; the case is a bust. Lewis lays down the law to Luther Mahoney in the Waterfront Bar. Cox finds Kellerman and his predicament intriguing and offers him some company, the night of his summons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065308 +0000" stop="20260719073850 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Wedding - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Frank gets his first case as a primary-- unfortunately it is a case that involves the shooting of Danver's fiancée. Danvers is concerned about Frank being the primary and keeps throwing his opinions into the investigation. Danvers changes his perspective on the death penalty and also reflects on his past performance in many of the cases he's tried. Brodie continues to look for housing; the latest place he tried staying was the morgue. Kellerman is discouraged when it appears as though Cox may have only been looking for a one-night stand and nothing more-- so he takes a sick day. Gee takes some time out of his day to have a talk with Kellerman's former partners to see where they stand with him in regard to their testimonies to the grand jury. He also sees the Deputy Commissioner to see what can be done for Kellerman; what he learns instead are some truths about the Gaffney promotion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061658 +0000" stop="20260719064307 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV or Not TV - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064307 +0000" stop="20260719070919 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Money - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070919 +0000" stop="20260719073530 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golfer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061159 +0000" stop="20260719063443 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gladiators - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 and the Vandals are forced to fight against each other, and fellow teammates, in a battlezone run by a deranged, red Sark named Tors-10.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063443 +0000" stop="20260719065727 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spinning Out - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Stanford gets a hard lesson about self-relience as the Battle Force 5 must stabilize the Cycloid Zone to prevent the multiverse from collapsing. However, a swarm of energy leeches prove to be a considerable obstacle, as they can drain energy from their vehicles and equipment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065727 +0000" stop="20260719072010 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mobi 3.0 - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When Sage needs to be updated, she is taken to a battlezone in the Mobi. But while downloading new files, the team encounters Zemerik who is trying to take control of both Sage and the Mobi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072010 +0000" stop="20260719074254 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Axis of Evil - Part 1 - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Tired of constantly being defeated by Battle Force 5, the Vandals and the Sark join forces to form an 'Axis of Evil,' and fake their demise in a plan to seize the Battle Keys. Meanwhile, the BF5 try to find a solution to Sage's dependence on the Mobi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061528 +0000" stop="20260719065914 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Them Eat Cake - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The team takes on the case of a fitness guru on an all-natural diet who collapsed while filming a video. Meanwhile, Foreman conducts Huntington's Disease drug trials and Thirteen signs on as a subject, Cuddy is forced to move into House's office, and Kutner uses House's name to run an online medical-advice website.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065914 +0000" stop="20260719074310 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joy to the World - S05E11</title>
    <desc>House and his team deal with a bullied girl who collapses during her school's Christmas program. Meanwhile, Foreman and Thirteen grow closer during the Huntington's disease drug trials, House gives a patient a gift, the staff wonder who gave House a special gift, and Cuddy gets an unexpected gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061548 +0000" stop="20260719063648 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parents Expecting Twins Need a Home in a Hurry - S64E03</title>
    <desc>Brian and his wife Logan have twins on the way, but their current home is just too small for the new family members. They want a four-bedroom house with a swimming pool, which is not common in Syracuse, New York. And although they couple is in a hurry, Logan tends to take her time, visualizing where furniture will go, even using a measuring tape to check every last inch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063648 +0000" stop="20260719065937 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buying a Condo for 40K in Atlanta - S64E05</title>
    <desc>After moving to Atlanta less than a year ago, Paul has decided to buy his first place. Since home prices so low, he set his budget at $40,000 and is hoping to find a fully loaded 1 or 2 bedroom condo close to downtown. He's also paying cash, which may help him beat out other buyers in his price range.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065937 +0000" stop="20260719072119 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newlyweds Can't Agree in Tennessee - S64E06</title>
    <desc>Newlyweds Marshall and Dana are searching for their first home in Tennessee, but they disagree on what kind of house to buy. Dana has a long and detailed wish list, including a separate laundry room and a home that's move in ready. But Marshall sees this house as his first opportunity to break out his power tools and put his stamp on a home. Will these strong-willed newlyweds be able to see eye to eye?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072119 +0000" stop="20260719074251 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Couple in Virginia is on the Hunt for the Perfect Family Home - S64E07</title>
    <desc>Tim, a pastor, and his wife, Tuesday, a school teacher, recently moved to Abingdon, Virginia. And while they and their two kids have been enjoying the area, the entire family is looking forward to moving out of their rental apartment and into a permanent home. They're hoping to find a spacious four bedroom house with their $250,000 budget. Tim wants a move-in ready home and Tuesday isn't a huge fan of wallpaper, so she'd prefer if the home didn't have any. She also wants a home with a lot of land and a hill so the kids can go sledding in the winter. And since the family went through a tornado a few years ago, it's mandatory that their new home have a safe place or a basement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060619 +0000" stop="20260719070215 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 52 - S04E13</title>
    <desc>As the hostage situation continues, Claire secretly negotiates with Yusuf al Ahmadi. Frank confronts Hammerschmidt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070215 +0000" stop="20260719075647 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 53 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>As Congress debates investigating Frank, he and Claire attempt to stoke fear of terrorism. Tom Yates continues his stay in the White House.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063515 +0000" stop="20260719073851 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Burning Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>As ancient grudges resurface, Rhaenys suggests restraint while Daemon arrives at Harrenhal to raise an army for the Blacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061754 +0000" stop="20260719063907 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Possimpible - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063907 +0000" stop="20260719070042 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stinsons - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070042 +0000" stop="20260719072214 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Bro - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072214 +0000" stop="20260719074345 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Front Porch - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ted learns that not only did Lily plant another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, she has meddled in some of his other relationships as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061842 +0000" stop="20260719063959 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bowling Balls; Barber Poles; Felt; Radar Guns - S13E04</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Bowling Balls, Barber Poles, Felt, and Radar Guns and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063959 +0000" stop="20260719070117 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copper Pipe Fittings; Cylinder Music Boxes; Pepper Mills; Hot Rod Steering Columns - S13E05</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Copper Pipe Fittings, Cylinder Music Boxes, Pepper Mills, and Hot Rod Steering Columns and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070117 +0000" stop="20260719072236 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gears; Leather Watchbands; Vitrelle Dishes; Kitchen Shears - S13E06</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Gears, Leather Watchbands, Vitrelle Dishes, and Kitchen Shears and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072236 +0000" stop="20260719074353 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pressure Cookers; Mechanical Singing Birds; Oceanographic Buoys; Tank Trailers - S13E07</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Pressure Cookers, Mechanical Singing Birds, Oceanographic Buoys, and Tank Trailers and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061904 +0000" stop="20260719064034 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaguar F-Type - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Jaguar F-Type. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064034 +0000" stop="20260719070204 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bentley Continental GT Speed - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Bentley Continental GT Speed. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070204 +0000" stop="20260719072303 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugatti Veyron - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Bugatti Veyron. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072303 +0000" stop="20260719074404 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pagani Huayra - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Pagani Huayra. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061652 +0000" stop="20260719065937 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Search for a Second Earth - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Is there another Earth out there with liquid oceans, rocky continents and life like us? Astronomers seek the answer with spectroscopy, direct imaging and telescopes. They hope to find evidence of atmospheres, magnetospheres and signs of life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065937 +0000" stop="20260719074238 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the Universe Built Your Car - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Beneath the hood of your car lies the history of the Universe. The iron in your chassis, the gold in your stereo and the copper in your electronics all owe their existence to violent cosmic events that took place billions of years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063712 +0000" stop="20260719071959 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our System - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Flynn's past become dangerously present while Emme's investigation into Abby puts her own life at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062809 +0000" stop="20260719072640 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conned Out of Luck - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The gang are left in shock as the unthinkable happens - Mickey is conned! Some lowlife rips him off by selling him a useless mobile phone online. According to the age-old laws of grifting, when a grifter is conned he's guaranteed a run of bad luck. What will the gang do if Mickey loses his mojo? They head to Eddie's to drown their sorrows, only to find it heaving with customers. It seems Lady Luck has switched her allegiance, and the chums need to do something to restore the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060631 +0000" stop="20260719064955 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Escape Through a Toilet - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Lifelong pals and criminals Timothy Fletcher and Doni Brown break out of a Florida prison in 2009. Anxious for freedom, the two need money. A robbery that ends in murder puts them on most wanted lists and leads cops on a manhunt across the Southeast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064955 +0000" stop="20260719075953 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Pose as a War Vet - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Posing as a veteran and preying on women to get cash, cars, and even a house, Jerrod Durr finds himself in a multistate game of cat and mouse with cops. Wanted in four states, will police hunt him down and uncover his true identity?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064049 +0000" stop="20260719073203 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Terror - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Livilla's passion for Sejanus brings his Reign of Terror to a horrific climax.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060720 +0000" stop="20260719063327 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Juan is Shelved - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Ricky's movie is shelved, so Lucy schemes to get Ricky another role. The plan: impress MGM studio boss Dore Schary by any means necessary, even if it means that Schary must impress himself. But first, there are 500 fan letters to write.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063327 +0000" stop="20260719065934 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull Fight Dance - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Lucy literally blackmails Ricky into getting her a part in one of his guest appearances on television. He does get her a role -- as a bull. When Lucy is displeased with the turn of events, she transforms the bull's image from that of a snarling beast to a mincing creature resembling Elsie, the Borden Cow. Look for the classic scene where Lucy upstages Ricky in this episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065934 +0000" stop="20260719072539 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Anniversary - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Frantic over having forgotten the date of their wedding anniversary, Ricky tells Lucy that he has a big party planned in a famous nightclub. He doesn't tell her when it is, desperately wiring their marriage license bureau for the correct date. This episode is based on an actual surprise anniversary party that Desi Arnaz threw for Lucy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072539 +0000" stop="20260719075147 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Star Upstairs - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Cornel Wilde becomes the one-hundredth movie star Lucy has seen in Hollywood; he is living in the penthouse directly above the Ricardo suite. Determined to get a glimpse of the handsome actor, Lucy disguises herself as a bellboy, then hides under the star's luncheon cart to gain entry into Wilde's suite. Things go smoothly until she finds herself locked out on Cornel's terrace and must make her way down the side of the building using a few blankets as rope. Swashbuckler Cornel Wilde guest-stars as himself in this episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060639 +0000" stop="20260719062956 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iRocked The Vote - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When iCarly convinces their viewers to vote for David Archuleta on a show entitled America Sings, they cause an up turn in his votes, that causes him to win. Carly, Sam, and Freddie then fell guilty for his opponent, Wade Collins, who claims that he only wanted to win so he could pay to get medicine for his sick mom. To make it up to him, they try to help him out by creating a music video with the singer, to help get him a recording contract, but soon find out that he is a total jerk and con artist. Meanwhile, Sam teaches Spencer to lie when he gets a letter that claims he has a movie that is 10 years overdue. After making Wade his video the icarly team decides to get back at Wade when they find that his mother wasn't even sick. They give Wade the video and have David Archuleta on the show, during which they release a recorded video of Wade's cruel behavior; like spiting on the floor, yelling at Gibby, calling everyone "hob-knockers" and finally yelling "I hate America", they then release the location of his hotel and door number, so any one who wants to "give Wade a …..piece of their mind" can. Meanwhile Spencer fails to lie to the cashier at the movie rental place, but his honesty is enough to convince her to erase the debt from the computer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062956 +0000" stop="20260719065336 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iMeet Fred - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Freddie offends an international internet sensation, Fred, he gets crushed and says to all of his fans that he will not make any more Fred videos. Carly, Sam, and Freddie soon start losing friends and acquaintances that are fans of Fred, and everybody in Ridgeway Jr High hates the iCarly group and Freddie is banned from all clubs. Then meet Lucas, Fred's creator and portrayer, in his home in Idaho for Freddie to forgive him about the Fred videos comment. Lucas later apologizes because he wasn't really mad, it was so Fred and iCarly had more ratings. At the end they apologize live in the iCarly webshow and presented a new Fred video with Carly, Sam, Feddie and Spencer guest starring as themselves with high-pitched voices like Fred. Meanwhile Spencer puts a Magic Eight Ball-like toy (called a "Magic Meatball") in control of his life, with disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065336 +0000" stop="20260719071713 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iLook Alike - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Carly, Sam &amp; Freddie are thrilled when they are invited to a mixed martial arts fight to do an iCarly bit filmed backstage, though Spencer refuses to let them go (though not before doing a segment where they present look-alikes of themselves). Upset, they decide to sneak out and leave Spencer with their look-alikes. All goes well until Freddie's software malfunctions, causing Spencer to catch them. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a large version of newton balls with bowling balls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071713 +0000" stop="20260719074051 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iWant My Website Back - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer gets a new credit card after canceling his old one, causing Carly, Sam, and Freddie to lose control of the iCarly.com domain. Luckily, Mandy (who appeared in "iAm Your Biggest Fan") returns to buy their website back for them, but she gets tricked into giving it to Nevel. Spencer disguises as an old woman to trick Nevel into signing the URL transfer document during a book signing, but is chased out by security after Nevel recognized him. Later, Nevel demands a kiss from Carly in return to claim the transfer document. Carly confronts Nevel, and Nevel signs the document. However Carly escapes with the signed document without having to kiss Nevel and succeeds in reclaiming their website.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060637 +0000" stop="20260719065009 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whale Watching - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Karl isn’t really prepared for the arctic conditions in Alaska. Ricky and Steve have also planned some dog sledding, a meeting with Innuits and a visit to the North Pole. When Karl finally gets to catch his whale watching cruise, he learns that Ricky and Steve have stuck him on a deep sea fishing trawler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065009 +0000" stop="20260719073428 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet a Gorilla - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Karl heads of to Africa to go meet a Gorilla. Before he travels to Uganda, Karl agreed to start in South Africa as he’s been there on holiday he heard it was alright. Ricky and Steve want Karl to have an authentic African experience so they arrange some time in a slum with a family and helping a charity rebuild a shelter. Karl visits Jessica the Hippo who lives with a family and Ricky sends him to join a Rhino conservation project before heading off traveling through the impenetrable forest in Uganda before coming ‘face to face’ with a Gorilla.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061320 +0000" stop="20260719064204 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Colour of Alan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alan is asked to present a sales conference for Dante's fireplaces of Reading, while Michael stays at the unfinished house after someone steals his front door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064204 +0000" stop="20260719071109 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravealan - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alan makes a new friend at the BP garage, Dan, with whom he shares much in common. Dan asks Alan to present a prize at the Norfolk Bravery Awards, where Sonja is hopeful to try some of her practical jokes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071109 +0000" stop="20260719074007 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Alan Again - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Alan plans a "Bond-athon" for the bank holiday weekend with Michael, but the plans are jeopardized when Alan discovers that Michael has befriended a man who likes American things. Meanwhile, Lynn makes a visit to her mother's grave on the first anniversary of her death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061315 +0000" stop="20260719063718 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shake What Daddy Gave Ya - S11E08</title>
    <desc>The Jokers come in hot and correct rude behaviour in this episode, but not before adding an unusual fee to customers' bills! Sadly, one of them couldn't wrap his mind around winning this week, so he'll have to wrap his legs around something else!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063718 +0000" stop="20260719070121 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Books - S11E09</title>
    <desc>This week, the Jokers are raising hell at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture. At the end, one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment … or is it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070121 +0000" stop="20260719072523 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad News Bares - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Watch out! Q, Murr and Sal are throwing and catching grocery items in this Joker vs. Joker challenge with our special celebrity guest, Jax! Later, they'll be getting on one knee and professing their love in an awkward proposal. And in tonight's exciting punishment, we're bringing the old phrase to calm the nerves by "picturing the audience naked" to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072523 +0000" stop="20260719074626 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Gotta Go - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Being a parent means you have very little time, which is why the Jokers are bringing their (plastic) newborns to the grocery store! After, they'll be pitching new community programs that the local community will find quite strange.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063747 +0000" stop="20260719072058 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Sessions - S06E11</title>
    <desc>One of Virgil's classmates from law school is arrested following the death of his former girlfriend, but the man insists that her death was the result of her relationship with her psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060630 +0000" stop="20260719062850 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gambler - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To Jackie's discomfort, one of Marion's former professional football teammates, Clayton Whitmore, comes to town to play poker with the old gang. That night, while the guys play poker, Austin sneaks downstairs to watch, and they invite him to play. Everyone is amazed by Austin's gambling prowess. Meanwhile, Heather manipulates Jackie into planning Heather's 30th birthday party -- and confronting the dilemma of finding ways to persuade guests to attend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062850 +0000" stop="20260719065110 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Cut - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Austin finds out that Marion is coaching a kids' football league with Marion's former grade school football coach Sam Wilson, he tries to impress Marion by making the team; and Sam accepts Austin hoping to date a grateful Jackie. Unfortunately, Austin is smaller than the other boys and plays terribly. Sam promises Marion that he will leave Austin on the bench during the game; meanwhile, Austin secretly tells Tiffany that he hates football but intends to stay on the team rather than disappoint everybody. On the day of the first game, half of the team stays home with chicken pox. Then one of the players gets injured late in the game, and Austin is the only alternate left on the team. He hides in the locker room, pursued by Jackie and Marion. Jackie realizes why Sam accepted Austin; Marion reassures Austin they're friends for life no matter what choices Austin makes. When Austin decides to play, he gets a chance to score a touchdown but becomes overconfident and is tackled. Meanwhile</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065110 +0000" stop="20260719071330 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Home - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jackie ex-husband, Milton is thrown out by his new wife when he accidentally says Jackie's name during sex. Jackie refuses to allow him to live in her part of the home, but Marion lets Milton sleep in his room. Unfortunately, Milton drives Marion crazy with his annoying habits, and the next day Marion tries to force Milton back to Sasha. When Milton rents a romantic hotel suite, Marion calls Sasha to persuade her to reconcile with Milton. She refuses, causing a dejected Milton to lock himself in the hotel bathroom. After Marion calls Jackie at work, she rushes over and persuades Milton to come out of the bathroom. Grateful for her support, Milton hugs Jackie--just as Sasha enters....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071330 +0000" stop="20260719073550 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futile Attraction - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Marion bakes cookies for his physical therapist, Tonia, to thank her for helping him heal. But she wrongly thinks he is in love with her and aggressively pursues him by sneaking into his room wearing sexy lingerie. Meanwhile, Jackie wants Tiffany to join a fancy social club managed by the snobbish Mrs. Mason. Mrs. Mason and the other ladies come over to interview Tiffany, and they almost witness Marion leading the scantily clad Tonia out of the house. Later, Jackie agrees to help Marion convince Tonia that he is in love with someone else. Marion takes Tonia to an expensive restaurant. Jackie comes in, kisses Marion passionately and says that they are in love. Tonia dejectedly leaves. Unfortunately, Mrs. Mason was sitting behind them and witnessed the entire incident. Tiffany is glad to be rejected by the social club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073550 +0000" stop="20260719075829 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sister Act: The Episode - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jackie's adventurous sister takes her, Marion and Clayton on a wild, wild trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061314 +0000" stop="20260719063610 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus of the Black Stars - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Wanda and Her Baby, Part 3: Wanda Writes in her Diary"
"Carl 'The Tooth' Williams: Rocky Parody" (cut from DVD)
"Circus of the Black Stars"
"Magnifico Lets Himself Go"
"Fire Marshal Bill: Magic Show Safety" (the FXX and Aspire reruns edit out Fire Marshall Bill's line that implies he and an Arab man named Abdul were involved with the 1993 World Trade Center bombing)
Close featuring Leaders of the New School performing "What's Next"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063610 +0000" stop="20260719065906 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sam Kinison: Live From Hell - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Wanda and Her Baby, Part 4A: Ugly Wanda at the Door"
"HBO's Sam Kinison: Live From Hell"
"AT&amp;T Frequent Caller Plan" (a.k.a. "Tiny the Obscene Phone Caller")
"Wanda and Her Baby, Part 4B: Ugly Wanda at the Door"
"Insensitive Therapist (a.k.a. Dr. Inappropriato)"
"The Dirty Dozens II" (featuring Nick Bakay as Stu Dunfy)
"Wanda and Her Baby, Part 4C: Ugly Wanda at the Door"
Close featuring Lords of the Underground performing a medley of "Chief Rocka" and "Here Come the Lords"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065906 +0000" stop="20260719072201 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Up in the Family - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Rush and Al's 'Can't We All Just Sweat Along?' Gym and Home Fitness Program"
"All Up In The Family: Gloria's Jamaican Boyfriend"
"The Waiter Who Knows Too Many Specials"
"Wanda and Her Baby: Wanda Meets Barry Bonds" (with guest star Bonds as himself)
"East Hollywood Squares II" (with guest stars Peter Marshall and Gary Coleman as themselves)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072201 +0000" stop="20260719074457 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wile E Coyote on Trial - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"The Background Guy: Streetside Crime Scene"
"Wile E. Coyote: Cartoon Violence Trial"
"Go On Girl: Madonna's Effect on Women's Progress"
"Candy Cane Kids Show: Candy and Benny the Dinosaur"
"The Honeymooners '93": The New Boss</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061103 +0000" stop="20260719063252 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Day - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Will's parents have just divorced and he has had to change schools and make a new set of friends. But his new mates are neither that cool nor that credible...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063252 +0000" stop="20260719065653 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunk Off - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065653 +0000" stop="20260719071920 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thorpe Park - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The boys set off on their first road trip in Simon's new car for a day out at Thorpe Park. Once inside the pleasure park, however, Will soon wishes they had never come.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071920 +0000" stop="20260719074301 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Gets a Girlfriend - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Will finds out that going to a mixed sex school isn't too bad after all when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062555 +0000" stop="20260719071024 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pop! Goes the Beagle - S12E04</title>
    <desc>From wrangling wild alpacas to rolling stubborn heifers, the veterinarians have a busy week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071024 +0000" stop="20260719075456 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Vets and a Baby - S12E05</title>
    <desc>Spring is in full swing in central Michigan, and the veterinarians are busy with babies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064756 +0000" stop="20260719073541 +0000" channel="C1036.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wildfire - S02E12</title>
    <desc>David works as a roustabout on an oil rig which happens to be the target of a saboteur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060609 +0000" stop="20260719065119 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inked in Gold - S16E04</title>
    <desc>From trash to treasure, the teams must use their ingenuity to create recycled masterpieces in the Flash Challenge; metallic tattoos have the artists struggling to shine; a shocking elimination shakes up the competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065119 +0000" stop="20260719073620 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sin in Tattooing - S16E05</title>
    <desc>Massive murals have the teams struggling to keep their composure in the Flash Challenge; the battle for the title of Ink Master continues with Japanese Samurai tattoos, and a backwards hand sparks a heated debate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060623 +0000" stop="20260719062648 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Settling the Score - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Josh Hibbard and Kyle Dunbar, and brothers Robbie and Jayvo return; only one will receive a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062648 +0000" stop="20260719064712 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Master - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Nick Deangelo, Ryan Eternal, Jason Clay Dunn and Steve Tefft return to impress their canvases for a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064712 +0000" stop="20260719070720 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple Threat - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kito is faced with not 1 but 3 unhappy canvases, including one the most infamous canvases of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070720 +0000" stop="20260719072728 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Right Feet - S02E02</title>
    <desc>James Vaughn returns to redeem one of the most infamous pin up mistakes in Ink Master history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072728 +0000" stop="20260719074744 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind Every Inked Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Unhappy canvases bring back-up to face their artists Ashley B. and Ally Lee in the Ink Master shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060136 +0000" stop="20260719064153 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowkey Feelin' Myself - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With Condola's guidance, Issa prepares for a mixer in her courtyard to pitch the block party to potential sponsors – but tensions rise when they discover a mutual connection. Molly begins to develop unexpected feelings for Andrew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064153 +0000" stop="20260719071347 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowkey Distant - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Issa and Condola decide to confront the elephant in the room head-on, Lawrence gets uncomfortable. In search of a real connection, Molly struggles to get Andrew to open up during a carefully architected date night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071347 +0000" stop="20260719074443 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowkey Thankful - S04E03</title>
    <desc>While Molly's family celebrates Thanksgiving together, Issa and Ahmal decide to do their own thing. Meanwhile, when Lawrence joins Friendsgiving at Condola's house, the new couple breaks some awkward ground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060344 +0000" stop="20260719062634 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down on the Farm - S01E03</title>
    <desc>M.A.D. tries to do Gadget in by locking him in a missile hidden in a farm's grain silo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062634 +0000" stop="20260719064924 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gadget at the Circus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Gadget brings Penny to the circus as he investigates a top-secret mission. The Inspector believes that Dr. Claw has replaced some of the circus performers with M.A.D. Agents! Gadget goes undercover as a clown to uncover the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064924 +0000" stop="20260719071214 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazon - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw kidnaps Professor Von Slickstein, the brilliant scientist who invented all of Gadget's gadgets, and takes him to the Amazon to build an army of Gadget-like robots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071214 +0000" stop="20260719073505 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health Spa - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw tricks Gadget into attending a "vacation" at a M.A.D.-trapped health spa. Can Penny and Brain save him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073505 +0000" stop="20260719075755 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boat - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gadget is assigned to board a cruise ship and safeguard the passenger's priceless jewelry from Dr. Claw's clutches.</desc>
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    <title>The Claw Who Stole Christmas - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Claw sets out to end Christmas by unleashing cheer-destroying nanobots at a tree lighting ceremony.</desc>
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    <title>The Thingy - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Talon is sent to the North Pole to acquire a newly-discovered, unclassified, biological organism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070159 +0000" stop="20260719072434 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talon-ted Mr. Colin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Talon infiltrates HQ while undercover, hoping to get HQ's missile defense codes from Kayla.</desc>
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    <title>MADzilla - S04E06</title>
    <desc>MAD sets out to steal a size modification ray, but accidentally makes MADcat grow to giant size.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063931 +0000" stop="20260719072244 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye Birdie - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Celia Baxter, a successful author, is almost killed in her home, Dylan and Lizzie's suspect list includes several people who may have held a grudge as she rose in stature in the publishing world. Also, Lizzie gets closer to learning the truth about the death of her fiancé, who was killed while undercover.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gaz, Taster of Pork - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Dib finally manages to get his book of spells somewhat fixed, he casts a spell on his sister in order to test and see if things work properly. However, when the spell makes everything Gaz eat taste like pork, Gaz threatens to destroy him if he doesn’t help her get back to normal. All their father could do was put Gaz in a cage and treat her like a freak so Dib goes off to ask the Swollen Eyeball Network if they have any advice on the situation; there is only one way Gaz can get her sense of taste restored: she must travel to an alternate dimension and get The Pork King to return her back to normal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063327 +0000" stop="20260719065808 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frycook What Came from All That Space - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Sizz-Lorr, the owner of a restaurant on Foodcourtia, captures Zim and takes him back to Foodcourtia to continue his banishment, Zim must find a way to escape Sizz-Lorr’s wrath.  While Zim managed to escape once by going out the door, the restaurant has been upgraded with new security features that will make him explode if he attempts to leave.  The Great Foodening is also about to begin, so if Zim doesn’t escape before it occurs, he’ll be locked on Foodcourtia for twenty years; will Zim manage to find a way out, despite the fact that Sizz-Lorr is quite confident in his ability to make Zim suffer?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065808 +0000" stop="20260719072231 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nightmare Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Irken race consists of beings that have desires of gaining universal domination.  Their leaders, the Almighty Tallest Red and Purple, have just begun assigning Invaders, the elite soldiers who will capture the universe’s most dangerous planets.  However, when Zim, an Irken soldier who was banished from the Irken Empire, returns and demands to be assigned a task as an Invader, the Tallest decide to send Zim to a “planet that nobody has ever heard of”: Earth.  Zim gets assigned a cheap robot that is malfunctioning and he begins the trek towards Earth, but little does he know that a human child on Earth named Dib is already aware that he is coming, and plans to prevent Zim from completing his goal.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Parent Teacher Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After another day at the Earth skool, Ms. Bitters reminds the children that it’s Parent Teacher Night and that all the parents must come to the skool at the end of the day.  Zim becomes worried because his robotic parents aren’t programmed for such a task yet and he cannot permit them to blow his cover, so he attempts to help them become the parents they should be, but Gir’s carefree nature soon puts his plans in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Tramps Like Us - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jen, Roy and Moss find their lives moving in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new, and Roy ends up out in the cold.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Speech - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jen makes enemies of Roy and Moss after trying to assert herself more after being named as Employee of the Month. Douglas discovers that the woman who he loves is not quite as she seems.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Friendface - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past.</desc>
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    <title>Calendar Geeks - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Reynholm Industries are proud to announce their first naked calendar. Enough said, probably.</desc>
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    <title>The Gang Tends Bar - S12E08</title>
    <desc>It's Valentine's Day and Paddy's is packed. Dennis tries to get the gang to do one single day of work, but they are more interested in a mystery crate in the alley.</desc>
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    <title>A Cricket's Tale - S12E09</title>
    <desc>We get to see a typical day in Cricket's world and then a possible redemption when his family intervenes. Will Cricket finally move on from the gang, finding love in the process? Will Cricket go from filthy beast to his former self, Matthew Mara?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dennis' Double Life - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Dennis reveals he has a baby after his Wade Boggs layover in North Dakota and the gang try to help him get out of the jam, but their suggestions border on the extreme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071142 +0000" stop="20260719073350 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Meet Cindy, the new, ethnically diverse female member of the gang who can successfully pull off scams. Everything is working until Mac introduces a new member: a life-like sex doll that looks exactly like Dennis.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Gang Escapes - S13E02</title>
    <desc>To boost productivity, Dee hires an at-home "Escape Room Experience" service to come to Dennis and Mac's apartment. Will they escape? Who will get the credit? What could go wrong?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Heaven Just Got a Little Bit Smoother - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Liv has discovered there are more zombies living in Seattle than she previously believed. In fact, there’s a private military contractor employing a small zombie army, and that army is preparing for the day humans learn of their existence. Major was exonerated for the crimes of the Chaos Killer, but is still considered a pariah. He manages to land a job with the one and only place that will hire him. Meanwhile, Blaine is accused of lying.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Zombie Knows Best - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Liv, Clive and Ravi arrive at the scene to investigate a fatal car accident, they begin to suspect foul play was involved. Both starving, Liv and Major consume the brains of the accident victims, a well-meaning father and his angsty teenage daughter. Meanwhile, when Clive is brought in for questioning about a family that was murdered, he’s forced to reveal his past history with them. Lastly, Peyton extends an olive branch to Ravi, and Major hits a road block in his search for Natalie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061357 +0000" stop="20260719065643 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angels 30 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When a fighter pilot claims he heard the voice of God tell him not to fire on an attacking Iraqi, Harm and Mac are sent in to investigate his claim. Despite the pilot's assertions that he heard God, Harm insists on finding a more ""military"" explanation. When Harm fails from the ground to discover the origination of the voice, he suggests that Rice duplicate his earlier mission to see what they can learn about the incident in the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065643 +0000" stop="20260719074210 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Rabb Goes to Washington - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Harm is sent to Washington, D.C., to join a committee formed to judge the validity of a shocking television report -- that U.S. forces used sarin gas on fellow Americans during the Gulf War. What he uncovers, though, is so unexpected that he can't present it without testimony from a key witness, Sgt. Morrison, who was actually on the mission in question in the Gulf, but has been missing ever since.
Meanwhile, Mac is caught off guard when an old flame, Christopher Ragle suddenly reappears in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061745 +0000" stop="20260719064015 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Do, I Didn't - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Fancy throws a wild bachelorette party for her sorority sister Janine, but the bride gets cold feet the day after when she wakes up next to the stripper -- Jamie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064015 +0000" stop="20260719070246 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Corvette - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Jamie is much too quick to buy a Corvette off a shady guy on the street, and when the car turns out to be hot, he and Braxton land in jail with prisoners planning to tunnel to freedom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070246 +0000" stop="20260719072516 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Act Like You Love Me - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Movie actress Edwina DuBois, a college gal pal of Helen's, tries to show Jamie the ways of the casting couch while teaching an acting seminar at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Westside - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jamie's left in charge for the weekend with one rule -- no wild parties -- a promise that's hard to keep when the Westside Connection checks in with a wad of cash and a huge entourage. Jamie must compete with a smitten Ice Cube for Fancy's affection. Then, with the hotel a complete mess due to the party, Jamie learns that Helen and Junior are returning home early.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064558 +0000" stop="20260719073643 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeeves' Arrival - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Aunt Agatha wants Bertie to marry Honoria Glossop so that she will mould his character and infuse much needed strong blood in the Wooster line.  But old chum Bingo Little is in love with her, so Bertie hatches a scheme to set things straight. Luckily, Jeeves has arrived to save Bertie from his own schemes (and hangovers).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062114 +0000" stop="20260719064619 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louise Gets Her Way - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Florence breaks down and tells Louise that she's losing her apartment due to the fact that the building is going to be torn down, this leads Louise to offer Florence a live-in maid position at the Jeffersons.  Now the only problem is to get George to allow her to accept the job.</desc>
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    <title>Louise Suspects - S03E03</title>
    <desc>George is sneaking around trying to hide the fact that he's opening another store.  He goes so far as to convince Louise he's having an affair after she discovers a love letter she thinks is to him from a woman named Adele.  However, Adele is really Bentley's girlfriend, and Adele wrote the letter to Bentley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071128 +0000" stop="20260719073630 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lie Detector - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Lionel is ecstatic about his first day at his new job.  However, when he is forced to take a lie detector test to verify everything in his portfolio, he promptly quits.  Meanwhile, Louise and George plan for a family portrait to be taken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060451 +0000" stop="20260719064541 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twinning - S04E03</title>
    <desc>With twins in the mix, it's double trouble as bi-curious Deena pulls the robbery on both The Situation AND Vinny. Plus, The Situation's "secret hook-up" with Snooki is revealed. Is Snooki a cheater or is The Situation just trying to start drama?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064541 +0000" stop="20260719072637 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime and Punishment - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The boys harass Deena for stealing a girl from Vinny's bed, leading her to anxiety and self-doubt about her relationship with the roommates. Ronnie and Sammi are back to their old ways, but this time The Situation is involved in their drama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062144 +0000" stop="20260719064350 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fugitive Fleas - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After losing out on a big raise, George gets "compensation" from Mr. Spacely with tickets to an outer space theme park. There, the family go on various rides and attend a flea circus. Afterward, the Moon fleas escape on Astro and seek sanctuary with the Jetsons because their ringleader mistreats them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064350 +0000" stop="20260719070551 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.M.A.S.H. - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jane can drive, and accidentally crashes Mr. Spacely's car that she borrowed, which causes him to gleefully take it out on George, making him a virtual slave and groveler, until it was discovered that the brakes are jammed. This absolves the Jetsons, and then the tables are turned and a furious and humiliated Spacely becomes the reluctant servant of George.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070551 +0000" stop="20260719072756 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Strike, You're Out - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Cogswell is picked as Tycoon of the Day by a magazine, Spacely is determined to produce more sprockets by overworking his staff and hiring more human labor. This causes the robots to revolt against the humans and the humans to revolt against Spacely. As a result, George is caught in the middle of it as the crisis takes away the time he needs to spend with Elroy to help build his robot athlete for the Robot Olympics at his school. But appropriately, this leads to the solution at work when he has to play the role of the robot when he nearly ruins his son's project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072756 +0000" stop="20260719074954 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day for Rosie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As Mother's Day approaches, Rosie is sad because she doesn't have a mother herself. But through research, George is able to find a previous model of his robot maid and try to get a picture. Meanwhile, Jane tells George not to go overboard for her, but she eyes a mink stole that she hopes he'll get for her on her special day. Mr. Spacely tells him to buy it, but for his wife. Realizing his error, will George be able to get out of the mess he's gotten into?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061806 +0000" stop="20260719063907 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superdad - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up being featured on a magazine cover, but Jeannie is upset when the accompanying article doesn't mention her at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063907 +0000" stop="20260719070009 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bible Story - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After Jim is photographed holding a Bible, he finds himself at the center of a firestorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070009 +0000" stop="20260719072110 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maria - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After one of Jim's creepy friends asks Jeannie's sister out, Jim and Jeannie spend the night out in town hunting her down trying to stop what ever may happen from happening. Meanwhile Jim tries to eat and enjoy himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072110 +0000" stop="20260719074211 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonderful - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After getting frustrated with sick, lice-infested children, Jim wishes that he never got married and became a father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060940 +0000" stop="20260719065349 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Gangster's Daughter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nearly 20 years after his wife disappeared, Robert Durst makes headlines again when his longtime confidante Susan Berman – a potential witness in the disappearance of Kathie Durst – is murdered in LA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065349 +0000" stop="20260719074459 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The State of Texas vs. Robert Durst - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Two years after the body of Morris Black washed up on the shores of Galveston, TX, Robert Durst goes on trial with a formidable team of attorneys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061720 +0000" stop="20260719063921 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Fly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly while he was guarding Carl's science project. Now he is in the world where he lives with a human head and a fly's body while the fly has to live with the body of Johnny and has a head of a fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063921 +0000" stop="20260719070121 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schnook of the North - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Johnny loses his mother in a store, he is given away to a foster family in the arctic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070121 +0000" stop="20260719072322 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charm School Johnny - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pops believes he can take uncivilized Johnny Bravo and turn him into a gentleman to pass him off in high society within 7 days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072322 +0000" stop="20260719074519 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny and the Beanstalk - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Johnny had to sell the family cow to pay for the dry cleaning bill. He trades the cow for two bottles of hair tonic instead, and when he spilled the tonic, a giant hair stalk grows and at the top lives a giant who is certain that Johnny is an action figure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074519 +0000" stop="20260719075315 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Boy and His Bird - S02E23</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061514 +0000" stop="20260719064048 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skull and Double Crossbones - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Modern day pirates are after the treasure from a sunken Spanish galleon.  When Jonny finds a doubloon near a wreck, the pirates make their move.  They take the Quest team hostage and force Jonny to return for the treasure.  Rescue comes from an improbable source, as Bandit dons scuba gear and alerts the local coast guard!  A chase begins, ending with the pirates sunk and the treasure back in Davy Jones' locker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064048 +0000" stop="20260719070624 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dreadful Doll - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest is called in to stop a voodoo priest from causing the residents of the island from becoming catatonic zombies. More is going on then meets the eye when Jonny and Hadji see strange things when they are scuba diving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070624 +0000" stop="20260719073159 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Small Matter of Pygmies - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A tribe of hostile pygmies takes Race and Hadji prisoner.  Will they be able to find a way to escape?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073159 +0000" stop="20260719075733 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragons of Ashida - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest visits Dr. Ashida on his private island (named, what else, Ashida).  Dr. Ashida boasts of how he has created giant, ferocious lizards from a much smaller species.  Soon enough, Dr. Quest realizes Dr. Ashida has become dangerously insane.  Unable to stand the thought of defeat, Dr. Ashida insists on pitting Race against his sinister henchman, and eventually his "dragons" -- the horrible, giant lizards.  The team escapes, barely, wondering what to do about Dr. Ashida.  It turns out they need not worry: Dr. Ashida has punished his henchman once too often...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062414 +0000" stop="20260719065115 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meadow Stream - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross paints a beautiful summer scene today – rushing little riverlet flowing through the luscious greenery of a cabin landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065115 +0000" stop="20260719071808 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue River - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Luscious green grass and fresh evergreens, purple and pink sky -- giving the water a perfect glow in this Bob Ross black canvas masterpiece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071808 +0000" stop="20260719074545 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature's Edge - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Imagine yourself nestled in a Bob Ross cabin, hidden in the midst of the plush green forest surrounded by the sounds of nature.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060527 +0000" stop="20260719062558 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovers' breakup; dented car. - S02E62</title>
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  <programme start="20260719062558 +0000" stop="20260719064629 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damaged car; teen's gift. - S02E63</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064629 +0000" stop="20260719070659 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Engagement-ring suit; crib ownership. - S02E64</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070659 +0000" stop="20260719072731 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Demo tape; band breakup. - S02E65</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072731 +0000" stop="20260719074800 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Credit cards; roommates. - S02E66</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061025 +0000" stop="20260719065157 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>48 - S22E48</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065157 +0000" stop="20260719073249 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>49 - S22E49</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060728 +0000" stop="20260719062910 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fury (2) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When the male Leaguers are infected by the same disease sweeping Earth, Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl must defeat Aresia and find a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062910 +0000" stop="20260719065048 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends (1) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>An explosion throws four Leaguers into an alternate dimension where they meet their childhood comic book heroes...the Justice Guild!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Legends (2) - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Injustice for All (1) - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Injustice for All (2) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>With The Joker, The Ultra-Humanite, Solomon Grundy, Shade, Star Sapphire, Cheetah and Copperhead to assist him, and a captured Batman, Luthor begins to strengthen his diabolical efforts. The entire Justice League must assemble to face their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>Guy Walks into a Bar - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Raylan struggles to keep Dickie Bennett in prison while contending with an increasingly violent and unpredictable Quarles.</desc>
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    <title>Measures - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Raylan squares off with a pair of merciless Detroit hit men. The battle between Boyd and Quarles comes to a head.</desc>
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    <title>Violet's Country Cottage - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth gets a chance to try some social climbing while borrowing her sister Violet's cottage for the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>How to Go on Holiday Without Really Trying - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth takes a trip to the travel agents for some ""quality"" holiday brochures. Afterwards, Onslow decides to take Richard in hand and show him how to 'enjoy' life.</desc>
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    <title>Richard's New Hobby - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth decides that Richard should get a new hobby... and so insists he uses the camera that his boss presented to him when he retired!</desc>
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    <title>The Art Exhibition - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Daddy runs off to join the Foreign Legion. Hyacinth and Richard manage to find him, but he escapes again and runs riot at an art gallery - The same art gallery that Hyacinth and Richard have been invited to!</desc>
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    <title>The Nightmare Before Christmas - S15E04</title>
    <desc>After an intense few weeks of fighting with her sisters, Kourtney considers spending the holidays away from her family. Meanwhile, Khloé hides from the critical public eye until her pregnancy announcement, and Kris fears she's being poisoned.</desc>
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    <title>The Family Feud - S15E05</title>
    <desc>Kourtney is devastated when Scott introduces the kids to his girlfriend; the family is determined to redeem themselves on "Celebrity Family Feud".</desc>
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    <title>Aw, Here It Goes To Hollywood (1) - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel take a trip to Hollywood in search of fame, stardom, and David Alan Grier!</desc>
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    <title>Aw, Here It Goes To Hollywood (2) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel meet up with Britney Spears and end up making an unexpected appearance on a TV show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065855 +0000" stop="20260719072316 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Brother - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Chris' brother comes to Chicago for a visit, bringing with him sibling rivalries and a ghoulish adventure for the Rockmores.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Futurama - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel want the show to last forever so they make a show for the year 2099.  Kel plays with the magic vacuum cleaner and performs a disappearing act.</desc>
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    <title>Vernon vs DWM - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Kevin sees his parents in a good mood in front of him, his instincts tell him they're after something he has(the blood).  In desperation, Kevin runs away just to be safe.  It's up to Vernon and Drunken Welfare Man to find the missing Kevin.</desc>
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    <title>Hey, Barkeep - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Percy and some mobsters play high stakes poker.  With him and Cammel Toe Inn owner as the last 2 poker players, he and Percy raise the stakes, if Percy wins he gets the bar and all the deeds.  Taking Percy seriously, he ends ups folding and Percy wins the bar.  Later on Percy notices that running a bar isn't as pleasent as he imagined and his rival Marty the Bartender is enjoying every second seeing Percy getting frustrated with the deeds.</desc>
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    <title>Kevin, The Musical - S05E13</title>
    <desc>The all-girl punk band Spankdriven plays in Kevin's back yard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072131 +0000" stop="20260719074453 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Guy Who Liked Pie - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Percy drives by a yard sale and after asking a bunch of questions he sees a time machine.  The man asked $ 10,000 for it and Percy acquired it.  Later, Kevin decides to have some fun with it and travels to Rome in their gladiator days.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A new element turns out to play a role of great significance in the investigation. Borch and Lund have a hard time shaking off their Jutland experience, and their working relationship suffers as a result. Robert and Maja harbour hopes that Emilie may still be alive and Zeeland throw all their resources into tracking her down, as a secret is revealed from an unlikely source within the family. Police run checks on Ussing's movements over the last couple of years.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Making Dead Things Look Nice - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Eve and Villanelle face off again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060726 +0000" stop="20260719061843 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Rufus-Sitting - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kim's canon of villainous foes go hunting for Naked Mole Rat when Rufus becomes the carrier of a much-coveted micro-decoder … all while Kim is pet-sitting for Ron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061843 +0000" stop="20260719064139 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job Unfair - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It’s career day and Kim expects to be paired up with her mother.  However, when Bonnie gets teamed up with her instead, Kim gets stuck with a janitor who seems too dedicated to his job.  Meanwhile, Ron gets paired with a secret agent and gets a plethora of unique gadgets to try out.  However, with Dr. Drakken stealing a weather machine so he can flood Canada, Kim may just realize that her mentor may be more useful than she first thought.</desc>
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    <title>The Golden Years - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Kim, Ron and the Possible family head to Florida to help Kim's grandmother unpack at her new home. Can Kim fight against her grandmother's over-protectiveness? Meanwhile, Drakken and Shego accidentally create an army of old people instead of teens, and Kim's Nana is one of them. Can Kim fight her own Nana?</desc>
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    <title>Vir-Tu-Ron - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron is sucked into the cyber game world of Everlot as he attempts to impress Zita. The whole gang duels Malcolm the Wraithmaster LotR-style, with a little help from a not-so-naked Tunnel Lord.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072729 +0000" stop="20260719075026 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fearless Ferret - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Ron is volunteering to help the elderly by doing tasks for them, Ron is assigned to the house of Timothy North, an elderly man who has sent all volunteers away.  However, Ron stumbles across the fact that Timothy North is really The Fearless Ferret, an old superhero who Ron adores; in which Ron is selected to become the new Fearless Ferret but he must keep his identity a secret, even from Kim.  Though when The White Stripe comes to fight the new Fearless Ferret, Ron discovers it’s more difficult than he expected; while Kim is busy trying to figure out why Ron is behaving strangely.</desc>
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    <title>Cutie Pie - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Appa tries to convince Umma that he's still attractive. Jung returns to Handy. Gerald's girlfriend makes herself at home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062233 +0000" stop="20260719064426 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Kimunication - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma unwittingly end up in marriage counseling. Jung learns more about Shannon's boyfriend than he bargained for. Janet debates whether or not to share a potential mentor with Gerald.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064426 +0000" stop="20260719070619 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thy Neighbour's Wifi - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Appa tests neighborly boundaries when he tries to get cheap wifi. Umma forces Janet to do a questionable reading at Church and Jung hits it off with Shannon's friend Katie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070619 +0000" stop="20260719072813 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Army Spoon - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Appa becomes the star of Gerald's photo essay. Umma realizes that her family doesn't completely trust her; Janet makes a social faux pas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072813 +0000" stop="20260719075006 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kim Cup - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Appa and Jung try out the old family ping pong table; Umma's feelings get hurt when Janet refuses to hang out with her; a gift basket causes problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061723 +0000" stop="20260719063955 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>De-Kahnstructing Henry - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous.  While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank to secrecy.  Hank talks to Bill about Kahn's job, and Kahn gets fired for it.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding of Bobby Hill - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Bobby lets Luanne's new boyfriend, a self-proclaimed genius named Rad Thibodeaux, throw a wild party in Boomhauer's house. Luanne tells on him and gets him removed as Boomhauer's house-sitter, Bobby starts a prank war with Luanne. Bobby replaces Luanne's birth-control pills with sweet tarts, she convinces him that the trick has gotten her pregnant. To teach Bobby about taking responsibility for his actions, Hank and Peggy tell him that he'll have to marry Luanne.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sleight of Hank - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick.  Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him.  Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus, and when he sees the magician, he incorporates some of the tricks and patter into the report, calling it "The Amazing Jesus."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072459 +0000" stop="20260719074730 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort.  In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin, and the dolphin becomes aroused and tries to become sexually intimate with him.  In return for his silence, the hotel pays him off, and Hank tells Luanne never to talk about what happened. Luanne gets sexually harassed by one of the golfers, she decides to follow Hank's example and not talk about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060441 +0000" stop="20260719062601 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Domestic Disturbance - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence's mom, Veronica. Soon, Veronica proves to make more messes than she cleans, especially when her newly subordinate position makes Arthur pine for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062601 +0000" stop="20260719064801 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pour Judgment - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Doug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie's angst.  Although she starts to warm up the the idea, Doug soon realizes that dreams are not always what they are cracked up to be.  Meanwhile Arthur enters the dangerous world of politics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064801 +0000" stop="20260719071010 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gym Neighbors - S07E12</title>
    <desc>When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071010 +0000" stop="20260719073122 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gorilla Warfare - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth about that night; Danny falls for Holly after his girlfriend breaks up with him</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073122 +0000" stop="20260719075319 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hi, School - S07E14</title>
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Meanwhile, after losing his eye drops, Arthur manages to lose his sense of hearing, sight, and speech in one day and becomes completely reliant on Holly.</desc>
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    <title>Aftermath - S01E02</title>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Dinner Date With Death - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack's old mentor, Gerard, comes to Nolita with a strange request. He wants Jack's food to feed him to death. Meanwhile, Steven and Seth's authority drives Jim to find his way up the kitchen hierarchy with ineffective results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064553 +0000" stop="20260719070757 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Jack sees Nolita's menu on Michel's restuarant without asking permission, the two restaurants go head-to-head hoping to destroy their rivals restaurant. To make matters worse, Michel begins seducing Mimi much to Nolita's chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070757 +0000" stop="20260719072954 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Lose, I Win - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack realizes that he needs to spend more time with the patrons if he wants Nolita to be more successful. To accomplish this, he hires Becky to be head-chef while he talks to patrons. Meanwhile, Mimi's old loser friend gives Nolita a visit and shows up with her handsome fiance, causing Mimi to become jealous of her. Seth and Teddy go to desperate measures to see if people like pastry or fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072954 +0000" stop="20260719075129 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rabbit Test - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally accepts a delivery of rabbits for Nolitas special, but when they arrive alive, no-one has the guts to kill them. Meanwhile, Jack dates a vegan who will not touch meat but he sweet talks her into eating meat. Also, Steven is convinced that Becky wants him badly in the sack that they put a bet on to see who will be the first one to crack, which results in both chefs to seduce one another.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062902 +0000" stop="20260719071217 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kings Blu Jam - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Gordon tries to revamp Kings Blu Jam Cafe in Houston, a cafe specializing in all things breakfast, brunch and lunch, but the overwhelming menu and miscommunication among staff members is causing issues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071217 +0000" stop="20260719075531 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Verdict - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay offers his support to The Verdict, a restaurant known for serving traditional New Orleans cuisine with a modern and trendy twist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062707 +0000" stop="20260719072449 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best With the Best to Get the Best - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Thackery enlists Edwards to help him test a new hypothesis. After rejecting Robertson’s advances at The Knick, Lucy learns that confession isn’t always good for the soul. Young journalist Genevieve Everidge works on a story about one of Thackery’s rivals. Cornelia is dismayed by the limits of her husband’s sympathies. Barrow faces a new adversary at Tammany Hall. Gallinger is intrigued by a discussion of eugenics at a class reunion. Edwards deals with a surprise visitor.</desc>
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    <title>Knight of the Rising Sun - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A powerful Japanese businessman attempts to abduct the adopted son of Devon's friend because the boy is a direct descendent of the founder of an ancient terrorist cult.</desc>
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    <title>Voo Doo Knight - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Intercepting a robbery, Michael is shocked when one of the thieves apparently commits suicide, jumping out of a high-rise window. Investigating, it emerges that a con woman posing as a voodoo princess is using special earclips that cause the wearers to become zombified slaves to her commands. The woman plans to use her entranced henchmen to steal her some priceless archaeological finds, but in trying to stop the plot, Michael himself falls under the spell of one of the earclips....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060347 +0000" stop="20260719062519 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight To Remember - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When big-mouthed Prudence learns of Arc and Ciara's secrets, she agrees to have her memory wiped before accidentally exposing her friends to the entire kingdom, then forgets they were ever her friends at all.

The crossover continues on Henry Danger S05E09 Knight &amp; Danger (II)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062519 +0000" stop="20260719064629 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at First Knight - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Warwick's infatuation with the princess becomes a liability during training, Arc and Ciara help him focus by setting him up with another beautiful princess, but she may not be as sweet as she seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064629 +0000" stop="20260719070803 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Knight in the Garden of Good and Evil - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Phoenix Squad is paired with Sage and Buttercup on their latest quest, they attempt to magically adjust Sage's unpleasant attitude, but their plan backfires when they mistakenly turn Buttercup evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070803 +0000" stop="20260719072938 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Gill of the Knight - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Arc's secret is threatened when Sir Gareth confiscates Prudence's magic mirror containing a picture of him that will prove he is not a true Dragonblood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072938 +0000" stop="20260719075207 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knight Stuff - S02E05</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>A Question of Answers (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>To clear his name, a man helps Kojak take down a loan shark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061410 +0000" stop="20260719064801 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1. An Actor Avoids - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As Sandy gets to know a new student better, he puts off visiting an old friend who wants to see him. Norman copes with a difficult issue at home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064801 +0000" stop="20260719071641 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2. An Agent Grieves - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sandy helps Norman organize an event with complicated arrangements and invites Lisa on an unusual date. Norman is a hit with Sandy's class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071641 +0000" stop="20260719074120 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3. A Prostate Enlarges - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sandy contends with a worsening prostate problem and conflict between his students. Norman deals with his troubled daughter.</desc>
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    <title>Lap Dance - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Acting on Alice's advice, Tina decides to hire a famous lawyer. Dana and Alice struggle to stay away from each other, Ivan gives Kit the cold shoulder, and Jenny decides to have a serious discussion with Robin regarding their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062156 +0000" stop="20260719064359 +0000" channel="C1084.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vanishing (2) - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Giselle forces Douglas and Donald to watch their bionic creations and academy students suffer before killing them all, but she fails to regard Leo.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Crush, Chop, and Burn (1) / Crush, Chop, and Burn (2) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Leo discovers three teen super-humans Adam, Bree and Chase, living in a secret underground lab in the high-tech home he shares with his inventor stepdad, Donald Davenport, his mom, Tasha, and Eddy, the "smart house" computer. Leo takes the trio to school, but when they are unable to contain their bionic abilities on campus, Davenport sends them away to a remote secret lab and now Leo must find a way to save his new friends. / The trio has switched places with robot versions of themselves, sending the robots to the remote lab. Tasha is afraid of Leo's attachment to the 'robots' and convences Donald to send them to the scrap yard. Leo heads off to rescue his new friends. On their return home Donald agrees to let them stay and learn about normal human life if they and Leo can keep their bionic powers a secret.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Commando App - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On the Lab Rats' first day of school, all goes awry when Chase is confronted by a football player and his "Commando App" is triggered, transforming him into Spike, an unruly drill sergeant. When Spike defies the school principal, she pits the Lab Rats up against the football team to battle it out for the coveted cafeteria table</desc>
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    <title>Leo's Jam - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Leo needs help asking a girl to the school dance, Adam and Chase step in to help, but the plan backfires when she falls for the wrong brother. The boys decide to settle their differences on the dance floor and each show off their best moves. Meanwhile, Bree gets to know her crush, but he gets to know her glitche</desc>
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    <title>Blackout - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Enik seeks Rick's help when the Sleestak execute a nefarious plan to plunge the world into darkness and overpopulate it with their offspring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062449 +0000" stop="20260719064850 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After-Shock - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Holly, Will, and Cha-Ka band together in the wake of devastating losses.  Realizing that they now only have each other, the unlucky trio struggles to survive on their own until everybody's fortunes take a surprise turn for the better via a reunion with Uncle Jack!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064850 +0000" stop="20260719071300 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survival Kit - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A deadly fever strikes Holly just as the Sleestaks make off with the family's medical supplies!  Enik insists that the thievery is warranted, that tribute must be paid to Malak - a new, all-powerful god.  Can Uncle Jack outsmart the Cro-Magnon con artist with some modern "magic" of his very own?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Orb - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A mysterious pylon turns Will invisible!  Perhaps this startling new power can enable him to free Enik - putting an end to the Sleestaks' foolish plan of unleashing the destructive powers of the orb and plunging the land forever into total darkness.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Stalker - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Larry gets a little paranoid when he learns he's being stalked by an obsessed fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062826 +0000" stop="20260719065259 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry's Agent - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Larry decides he needs a new high-power agent to negotiate his new deal with the network.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065259 +0000" stop="20260719071406 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hankerciser 200 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Francine is injured using an exercise device being endorsed by Hank who's afraid she'll write about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071406 +0000" stop="20260719074029 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Behind Larry - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Everybody has their own ideas about who should host the show being readied to follow Larry, while Larry worries over not winning a major award again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064033 +0000" stop="20260719072313 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures In The Skin Trade - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Danny and Mike see a strip-club owner get physical with a stripper; Delinda advocates for better rights for exotic dancers in the city; Piper enlists Sam's help to find a racy video that she does not want people to see.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061949 +0000" stop="20260719064551 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstition - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Porky is upset when a black cat crosses Lassie's path and then she walks under a ladder, but Jeff and Ellen tell him superstitions are silly--but Jeff may be converted when unfortunate things keep happening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064551 +0000" stop="20260719071148 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Forever - S03E18</title>
    <desc>After being punished for something he didn't do, Porky tells Jeff that he's running away. Jeff asks Porky to stick around in the hope that he can convince him not to leave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071148 +0000" stop="20260719073747 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lassie's Vanity - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Lassie is praised for her looks after a visit to a pet salon and she takes the compliments a little too much to heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065055 +0000" stop="20260719074415 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The forces of Edward and Sigtryggr march toward battle as Uhtred races to reveal the truth of Aethelhelm's scheming and avert a ruinous war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060006 +0000" stop="20260719062056 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helen Potts - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Tim Allen reunites with Patricia Richardson, who played his wife on the acclaimed series "Home Improvement." Mike butts heads with his new but noisy neighbor, Helen Potts (Patricia Richardson), for waking up the neighbors with her power tools and fix-it projects. But when Vanessa and Helen become fast friends, Mike decides to interfere. Meanwhile, Eve learns that Ed isn't the type of Vietnam War hero she thought he was</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062056 +0000" stop="20260719064145 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike Hires Chuck - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When an Outdoor Man billboard is vandalized, Mike wants to hire his neighbor Chuck's security company to protect it. But Vanessa doesn't want to mix business with friendship since she's counting on a teaching recommendation from Chuck's wife, Carol. Meanwhile, Eve benefits from Mandy's philosophical decision to not take credit for doing household chores.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064145 +0000" stop="20260719070323 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eve's Breakup - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Although Eve insists she's OK after her first high school break-up, everyone has an opinion as to how she should deal with her feelings. To take her mind off it, Mike has her tag along to watch sports on Ed's new 120-inch TV. Also, while shopping for Kristin's wedding dress, she and Mandy fight over how Kristin broke up with Kyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070323 +0000" stop="20260719072413 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Brother - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When a neighbor's security camera catches Vanessa spraying the neighborhood cat with a hose, an upset Mike feels like they don't have any privacy. But as Mike reviews the security footage, he also sees Mandy in a compromising situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072413 +0000" stop="20260719074448 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Sundays - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Mike encourages both Ryan and Kyle to stand up for their beliefs, he sees how important it is for them to have a father figure in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060453 +0000" stop="20260719062556 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staying Alive - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After he is shot and wakes up from a coma, Tray must reckon with past mistakes while fighting for his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062556 +0000" stop="20260719064657 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Hump Is the Hardest - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Back on his feet, Tray looks to set the record straight with the person who shot him while reigniting his relationship with Jasmine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064657 +0000" stop="20260719070738 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tray Finds His Purpose - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Tray brings his love of cooking to a job at Wavy’s new restaurant and discovers an even greater love in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070738 +0000" stop="20260719072832 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Can’t Buy, Rent - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Veesy declines his help, Tray decides to get enough signatures to keep the community center open in secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072832 +0000" stop="20260719074910 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helping Is Hard - S04E05</title>
    <desc>With the Tompkins-Marcy Center reopened, Tray begins to help his community, but an old friend and Javi’s mother complicate his efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060856 +0000" stop="20260719062942 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Clean - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - After Stan &amp; Ollie save a girl from suicide, she follows them home, where they try to hide her from their wives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062942 +0000" stop="20260719065016 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Good Turn - S07E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260719065016 +0000" stop="20260719072650 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beau Hunks - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Sound Short - Ollie gets dumped by his love, who has just sent him a rejection letter. So he decides to join the foreign legion and Stan must go with him. Once there they notice that almost every legionnaire, the commander and even the chief of the Arabs have a photo from Ollie’s former love and might be there for the same reason. In a sandstorm Stan and Ollie get separated from the others and lost. However, they reach to Fort where they are expected as reinforcements before everyone else. The finale battle against the Arabian Riffians starts. Stan and Ollie act clumsily at first, and by chance, figure out how to defeat the enemy…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072650 +0000" stop="20260719074725 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On The Loose - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Zazu and Thelma decide that they are too good for the local boys and Coney Island. They jump at the chance to go out with two English gentlemen only to find out they want to take them to Coney Island. While there, they have a run in with Laurel and Hardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062130 +0000" stop="20260719070727 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agony - S09E05</title>
    <desc>After the detectives find a murdered postman and a woman who was left for dead in her apartment, the investigation leads to a serial killer and a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070727 +0000" stop="20260719075131 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrambled - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The murder of an employee at a fertility clinic leads to a case involving a dead man's first and second wives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062834 +0000" stop="20260719071120 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amends - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Eames re-opens the case into her husband's murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071120 +0000" stop="20260719075441 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seeds - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Genetics drive the murder of a doctor and the subsequent investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061119 +0000" stop="20260719065142 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackout - S20E18</title>
    <desc>When defense attorney Nikki Staines is raped after a police charity event, Benson reluctantly looks to her own for a suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065142 +0000" stop="20260719073202 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dearly Beloved - S20E19</title>
    <desc>The SVU investigates a he-said, she-said case when a woman crashes a wedding to accuse her therapist of sexual assault.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062244 +0000" stop="20260719064624 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in LazyTown - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Robbie discovers that plenty of sleep gives people much needed energy so he plots to rob Sportacus of his precious sleep so that he'll become weak and lose an upcoming baseball game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064624 +0000" stop="20260719071003 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swiped Sweets - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bessie's birthday cake turns up missing and Robbie tricks everyone into believing that Sportacus stole it. The accusations land Sportacus in jail so the kids get together to prove that he's innocent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071003 +0000" stop="20260719073342 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero for a Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ziggy tries be a hero just like Sportacus but his antics start getting him in trouble when he messes up the construction of the kids' new clubhouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073342 +0000" stop="20260719075721 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sportafake - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The kids are compelled to do whatever Robbie says and not question him when he disguises himself as Sportacus and gets them to act lazy.
Also, Mayor Meanswell helps Bessie out with some yardwork.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060330 +0000" stop="20260719062921 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally's Job - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Wally jumps at the chance to paint a couple of garbage cans for Ward, who offers 50 cents a piece.  However, once Eddie tells Wally, that his father was charged $3.00 to have his painted, he becomes disinterested in the job which is when Beaver steps in and takes over the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062921 +0000" stop="20260719065513 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver's Bad Day - S01E34</title>
    <desc>An incident at the park leads to Beaver ripping the pants on his gray flannel suit.  When he's questioned by Ward and June he makes up a wild story that his parents quickly see through.  Lectured in telling the truth, Beaver does just that when the pants of his other suit are ripped but Ward and June don't believe him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065513 +0000" stop="20260719072106 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boarding School - S01E35</title>
    <desc>An old friend of Wally's stops by with stories about how great it is at the military school he attends.  This leads Wally to decide that he would like to attend military school, despite a wary Ward and June.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072106 +0000" stop="20260719074655 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver and Henry - S01E36</title>
    <desc>An animal is chewing up June's flower bed, so Ward and the boys set a trap to catch it.  They soon catch a white rabbit whom Beaver talks Ward and June into keeping.  Beaver names him Henry only to later discover Henry is really a Henrietta and she's expecting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060938 +0000" stop="20260719070435 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt World - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Convinced it is Kevin’s destiny to be in Miracle for the coming seventh anniversary of the Departure, Matt Jamison impulsively heads to Australia in an effort to bring Kevin home. Unfortunately, God gets in the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060510 +0000" stop="20260719062630 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jamallies - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jamal concocts his own party drug in a bid to get the guys access to Randy's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062630 +0000" stop="20260719064751 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child Please - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Grover, Milk and Jamal each have to keep a robotic baby in good health in order to keep their grades high enough to stay on the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064751 +0000" stop="20260719070911 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Out to Play - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Grover's worn-out shoes turn him into the laughing stock of the Internet, so he decides to step into some new ones called Shackles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070911 +0000" stop="20260719073031 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inspired by Isis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Uncle Joey signs Milk up for an exchange program and the Legends look for a substitute; the new exchange student inspires the female student body to copy her style.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073031 +0000" stop="20260719075152 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Tupaquia - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Grover and Milk attempt to cheer up a newly-single Jamal by taking him to the local strip club where he meets Tupaquia, a stripper with an uncanny resemblance to the Legends' favorite rapper, Tupac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063710 +0000" stop="20260719074512 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>David considers whether the voices he hears might be real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061431 +0000" stop="20260719063602 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stranger in the Halps - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox builds a new stone army from giant building blocks to crush Knighton. The Nexo Knights try to convince Rockowski, a demolition expert, to help them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063602 +0000" stop="20260719065733 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krakenskull - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Jorah Tightwad is digging for gold but finds the ancient Lord Krakenskull buried with his army. This stone army is exactly what the Cloud of Monstrox needs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065733 +0000" stop="20260719071903 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of Stone - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Clay Moorington the Nexo Knight has had enough of Monstrox, Jestro and their Forbidden Powers and decides to take the fight to them. But the Cloud of Monstrox is getting closer and closer to unleash his master plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071903 +0000" stop="20260719074034 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Between a Rock and a Hard Place - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Things are getting dire in Knighton. Jestro and the Cloud of Monstrox only need the Forbidden Power of Awesome Annihilation in order to reveal what's hidden in Mount Thunderstrox. It can't be nice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060606 +0000" stop="20260719061758 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hounddog McBrag - S15E09</title>
    <desc>While riding in a prison bus, the Ninja run into some familiar faces as Nya uses the new Samurai X Mech and Dareth acts as a decoy to help the Ninja escape. Angered that the Ninja have escaped from prison, Mayor Trustable turns to the famous Marshal Hounddog McBrag to find the Ninja!

Will the Ninja be able to escape? Or will Hounddog McBrag throw them back into Kryptarium Prison?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061758 +0000" stop="20260719062947 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Benefit of Grief - S15E10</title>
    <desc>While walking through the desert, Zane, Kai, and Dareth get a ride from Sally, a wannabe singer who is on her way to NINJAGO City. After confessing to the Ninja that she ran away from home and borrowed her family's car without permission, they are discovered by Hounddog McBrag and the police!

Can the Ninja and Sally escape the relentless Hounddog McBrag?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062947 +0000" stop="20260719064136 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifth Villain - S15E11</title>
    <desc>As soon as Cole, Lloyd, Jay and Fugi-Dove rejoin the others at Twitchy's gas station, the Ninja think about the next villain who will receive an invitation from the Crystal King. After realizing that the villain, the Mechanic, could be next, Hounddog McBrag shows up at the gas station!

Will the Ninja manage to escape Hounddog McBrag again and find the Mechanic?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064136 +0000" stop="20260719065326 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Council of the Crystal King - S15E12</title>
    <desc>While the Ninja continue to track Lloyd as he heads to the Council of the Crystal King, the Mechanic breaks free and makes his way to the Council of the Crystal King as well. During the Mechanic's fight with the Ninja, a Crystal Spider video recorded the real Mechanic and informed the Crystal King!

Is Lloyd headed into a trap? Who is the Crystal King?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065326 +0000" stop="20260719070515 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sinister Shadow - S15E13</title>
    <desc>Harumi narrates her backstory to Lloyd through a series of crystals. She was revived by the Crystal King in exchange for her service which included forming an army of vengestone warriors. She reveals the identity of the Crystal King and that they plan to steal the weapons of Spinjitzu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070515 +0000" stop="20260719070531 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider's Design - S15E14</title>
    <desc>Hounddog McBrag arrives at the Monastery and impounds the Destiny's Bounty. The Ninja track Lloyd through the subway tunnels but walk into Harumi's trap. Crystal Spiders explode and collapse the tunnel, but the Ninja shelter in an old subway car. Harumi uses the Ninja's apparent death to manipulate Lloyd to her side, and a dark energy boils inside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070531 +0000" stop="20260719071720 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall of the Monastery - S15E15</title>
    <desc>The Ninja take stock of the situation in the subway car. The Council of the Crystal King attacks the Ninja Cave. Wu, Pixal, Skylor and Nya hold them off with the help of Pixal's MiniPix. Harumi's Crystal Spiders bomb the cave. The villains escape with the Weapons of Spinjitzu. The surviving MiniPix rescues everyone but Nya, who escapes in her Samurai X Mech. She blasts off to save the Ninja.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071720 +0000" stop="20260719072910 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkness Within - S15E16</title>
    <desc>Nya in her mech frees the Ninja from the collapsed subway tunnel and flies them to their new base at the old Samurai X Cave. Back at the Crystal Temple, Harumi guides the Council of the Crystal King through a ritual to transform the Weapons of Spinjitzu into the Weapons of Destruction. The Crystal King also takes physical form.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072910 +0000" stop="20260719074059 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Coming of the King - S15E17</title>
    <desc>The Crystal King gives his council new powers and floats the temple into the sky. He gives Lloyd one last chance to join his side. Lloyd refuses and attempts to escape. He evades the Council of the Crystal King and pulls Harumi out of the temple with him. They fall to the jungle below, and Lloyd's tracking signal alerts the Ninja to his location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074059 +0000" stop="20260719075248 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Primeval's Eye - S15E18</title>
    <desc>The Ninja steal back Destiny's Bounty and their vehicles from the police impound lot with a surprise assist from Master Wu. They head for Primeval's Eye where Lloyd navigates the dense jungle and evades the Council of the Crystal King with Harumi as his prisoner. Lloyd releases Harumi and joins the Ninja. They temporarily retreat at the sight of the Crystal King's power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060723 +0000" stop="20260719063112 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Buck and Doe - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Post-fight with Dierks, the hicks/skids and hockey players attend an American Buck and Doe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063112 +0000" stop="20260719070128 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids with Problems - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Kids with problems are given important life lessons…and hot dogs.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Scorched Earth - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Katy takes her scorched earth strategy to Letterkenny. Gail gets some action of her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072252 +0000" stop="20260719074311 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mitzvah - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The hockey players learn about Judaism.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061104 +0000" stop="20260719065406 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pied Piper - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Lightman examines the steps he used to help convict a recently-executed convict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065406 +0000" stop="20260719073702 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exposed - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Lightman helps Foster retrieve her missing boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063759 +0000" stop="20260719070513 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Model from Newark - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tim finds work as an assistant to a women's professional-basketball player.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070513 +0000" stop="20260719073046 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Uncle Stu Balls - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Stu suspects his once-adoring nephew has changed his attitude since his Bar Mitzvah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073046 +0000" stop="20260719075903 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Caddy's Shack - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tim competes with a teenager when he gets a job at the same golf course where he worked in high school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061957 +0000" stop="20260719070656 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Above Water - S08E04</title>
    <desc>As the rivers melt, Alaskans try to stay ahead of the changing landscape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070656 +0000" stop="20260719075356 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Against the Tide - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Sue unloads and sets up new heating system at Kavik. Glenn scouts for shelter and hunts from his canoe. Andy catches and smokes fish in the rain. The Hailstones fish for herring at camp.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The body of a young woman is found in wasteland. The investigation takes the team to suburbia, where a local car dealer is throwing private parties, employing make-up girls from a local company to “help out” when the wife-swapping begins. Posing as married couple Tony and Cherie Blair, Sam and Annie infiltrate one of the parties, only to discover that it isn't as simple as they think.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063537 +0000" stop="20260719071903 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam is unwillingly but hypnotically pulled back into his childhood when he becomes entangled in local gangster Nick Profaci's assault on a young, beautiful woman. Sam is amazed to discover that the woman, who is oddly familiar to him, is actually his mother back in 1973. While he anxiously attempts to save her, he uncovers two unsolved murders of women that possibly point to the involvement of Profaci and his mob boss, Elliot Casso's. But even more alarming is the discovery that members of the 1-2-5 - including Lt. Hunt - may be mixed up with Casso and his crew and may have prevented justice from being carried out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060818 +0000" stop="20260719063051 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Experiment #624 - Angel | Experiment #624 has been activated by Gantu, and is used as a secret weapon to try to turn Stitch evil. But because Stitch is more advanced than #624, aka Angel, her evil song doesn't work on either him or 625. Her song does work, however, on the other 623 experiments, so she makes up an army of the experiments on the island. Meanwhile, Stitch tries to get Angel's affections, and Lilo experiences jealousy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063051 +0000" stop="20260719065334 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Felix - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Experiments #010 - Felix and #010.2 - Oscar | Experiment #010 is a neat-freak, named Felix. So when it won't stop cleaning things, Jumba reprograms it to Experiment #10.2, Oscar. However, the newly programmed Oscar doesn't work quite as it should.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065334 +0000" stop="20260719071618 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poxy - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Experiment #222 - Poxy | Poxy is activated one day when Pleakley eats it in his cereal! So, Lilo and Stitch must get shrunk with one of Jumba's machine, along with a buggy, and travel through Pleakley to find the experiment. However, Pleakley is captured by Gantu and is going to be sent to Hamsterviel for Poxy. Can Lilo and Stitch get Poxy and save Pleakley in time? And will they do it before they start to turn back to normal size?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071618 +0000" stop="20260719073902 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HunkaHunka - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Experiment #323 - HunkaHunka | Keoni is in love with Pleakley, and Lilo thinks Experiment #323 has been activated and is loose. So, they go after it, while it causes chaos and makes people all over the island fall in love with the first people they see.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073902 +0000" stop="20260719080039 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby-Fier - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Experiment #151 - BabyFier | Experiment #151, BabyFier, has been activated, and has the ability to turn adults into babies! Can Lilo and Stitch stop it before every adult on Kauai is turned into a baby again?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065513 +0000" stop="20260719075228 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Corbett’s most daring plan yet requires McQueen to exploit links with corrupt police officers.

AC-12 make a shocking discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062215 +0000" stop="20260719064430 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""The Day of the Dead Guy"" (open)   ""Uncle Louie's Party""   ""Anyway""   ""Technological Threat""   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 2""   ""One Less Ant""   ""The Bill &amp; Willis Show""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064430 +0000" stop="20260719070648 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Strangers in Paradise"" (open)   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Nightwatchman""   ""Nietzsche Pops""   ""Beat Dedication""   ""Dr. X vs. Mr. Y""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 3""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Fast, Loud, Dumb and Proud""   ""Sound Asleep""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070648 +0000" stop="20260719072846 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 20 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Uncle Louie: Blind Date""   ""Genie Junkie""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 4""   ""Cat &amp; Mouse""   ""The Blockheads: TV""   ""The Chore""   ""Human Bomb""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072846 +0000" stop="20260719075046 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 21 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Krazy Teens U.S.A."" (open)   ""Rico &amp; Klein""   ""Honey Bunny""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 5""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Let's Go to the Stinkin' Movies""   ""Balloon Guy""   ""Sweat""   ""Green Beret""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060624 +0000" stop="20260719061329 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily's Visit - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Emily comes to Little Bear's house where they pretend to be a witch and king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061329 +0000" stop="20260719062034 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck, Baby Sitter - S01E28</title>
    <desc>As Duck is babysitting the ducklings, one wanders off. Little Bear and his friends work together to find the lost duckling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062034 +0000" stop="20260719062740 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Band - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and his friends put together a band to play at Grandmother and Grandfather Bears' golden anniversary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062740 +0000" stop="20260719063445 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hop Frog Pond - S01E30</title>
    <desc>At the end of the summer, Little Bear and his friends take one last dip in the pond.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063445 +0000" stop="20260719064150 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Tired - S01E33</title>
    <desc>At Grandmother and Grandfather Bear's house, Little Bear tries to stay awake for his parent's arrival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064150 +0000" stop="20260719064855 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandfather's Attic - S01E34</title>
    <desc>While looking through Grandfather's things in the attic, Grandfather Bear and Little Bear pretend that they are in the circus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064855 +0000" stop="20260719065600 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Egg - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and Emily find an egg in the woods and try to find the birds who lost it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065600 +0000" stop="20260719070305 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Owl's House - S01E36</title>
    <desc>At Owl's party for Emily, her doll breaks accidentally. She is fixed by Little Bear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070305 +0000" stop="20260719071010 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rain Dance Play - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and his friends perform a play about rain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071010 +0000" stop="20260719071715 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Friend, Little Bear - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Little Bear writes to Emily during the school year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071715 +0000" stop="20260719072420 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fall Dream - S01E39</title>
    <desc>While raking leaves, Little Bear imagines playing with Emily and his friends throughout the seasons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072420 +0000" stop="20260719074824 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear Meets No Feet - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While working in the garden with Mother Bear, Little Bear meets No Feet, a sweet snake with a friendly face.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061536 +0000" stop="20260719063936 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mouse and the Moon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While camping, the team watches the moon shine in the sky when a little mouse arrives with a present for the moon, only for it to move to the Matterhorn mountain in Switzerland. Now, it is up to the team to go to Switzerland so that Little Mouse can give his present to the moon before it goes down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063936 +0000" stop="20260719070337 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Knight and the Bad Knight - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Leo tells a story about a good knight and a bad knight. The Good Knight is a happy and funny knight in the castle, until the Bad Knight imprisons him in one of the towers and he can not escape. Now, it is up to the team to get the musical key in order to release the Good Knight before the Bad Knight strikes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070337 +0000" stop="20260719072737 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christmas Wish - S01E15</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, Leo and the team read a story about a boy who uses a wish box to get a turtle. The team receive wish boxes under the tree. Unfortunately, Annie does not have a wish box because it fell off Santa's sleigh during a heavy blizzard. Now, it is up to the team to find Annie's wish box on Mount Everest while enduring the cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072737 +0000" stop="20260719075137 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How We Became the Little Einsteins: The True Story - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The team calls for Rocket, using the musical toy that Leo had when he was a baby, and it works. However, Rocket is too large to live with the team. The team decides to find a home for Rocket to live in so that he can be together with the team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060534 +0000" stop="20260719063036 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Issues - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Billy Eichner stops by for pointers on persuading people to call instead of text, the kids weigh in on a hair makeover and wearing a hijab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063036 +0000" stop="20260719065942 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S01E12</title>
    <desc>"Modern Family" star Julie Bowen receives expert advice from the adorable peanut gallery on ways to stop embarrassing her sons when she's having fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065942 +0000" stop="20260719072242 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendship - S01E01</title>
    <desc>"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow asks the pint-sized panel for help with clashing commitments. Conflicted Jake can't find the words to tell the truth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072242 +0000" stop="20260719074650 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The kids dish advice on a marriage proposal and mending a broken heart, then help Candace Cameron Bure of "Fuller House" plan a big surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060120 +0000" stop="20260719065005 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nephews - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Almanzo gets suckered into watching his brother Royal's two bratty boys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065005 +0000" stop="20260719073900 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make A Joyful Noise - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Former boxer Joe Kagan moves to Sleepy Eye to help with the maintenance of the blind school while Adam and Houston are out of town. Joe is still in love with Hester Sue, but she is being courted by another man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060349 +0000" stop="20260719061502 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Play a Joke - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A flock of geese takes over Admiral's pond, so the youngster gives him a job at the castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061502 +0000" stop="20260719062615 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Be a Detective - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Someone has eaten all of Princess's biscuits! Like a true detective, Princess sets up a number of traps to catch the hungry biscuit thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062615 +0000" stop="20260719063728 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Robin - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Princess is learning to bird watch, but wild birds aren't very easy to spot when they keep flying off. How will she manage to get a closer look?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063728 +0000" stop="20260719064841 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Gymkhana - S03E18</title>
    <desc>General has organised a gymkhana at the castle. Princess is sure that she and Horace are the perfect team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064841 +0000" stop="20260719065955 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Make You Strong - S03E19</title>
    <desc>General wants to be strong so that he can impress Maid, and Little Princess is determined to help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065955 +0000" stop="20260719071108 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Play the Piano - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Little Princess is very excited when Aunty arrives at the castle with a piano, but learning to play involves a lot of hard work...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071108 +0000" stop="20260719072221 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Go to Space - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Little Princess wants to leave home to go to space. But she soon realises that her home is just as exciting...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072221 +0000" stop="20260719073334 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Be a Policeman - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The youngster does not like rules, and decides that if she has to follow them, everyone else in the castle should too</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073334 +0000" stop="20260719074447 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Go Camping - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Princess is delighted when everyone is locked out of the castle, as it means they will have to spend the night camping.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074447 +0000" stop="20260719075600 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Recycle - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When the ice cream and drawing paper run out, Princess realises the importance of not wasting things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060220 +0000" stop="20260719062600 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Five Labours of Hercules (2) - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Hobo must escape from a dog catcher's van and round up several unruly dogs which quickly bring havoc to wherever they roam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062600 +0000" stop="20260719064939 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rookie - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Hobo befriends police officers in a K-9 unit who are searching for a runaway teen with a brain tumour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064939 +0000" stop="20260719071319 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scavenger Hunt (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>As a requirement for acceptance to a fraternity, three teams are competing in a scavenger hunt. Some of the players are willing to do anything to win and the Hobo is there to prevent them from going that far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071319 +0000" stop="20260719073700 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scavenger Hunt (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Contestants continue to put themselves in danger, private property continues to go missing, and Hobo keeps dashing across town trying to right the wrongs done in the name of competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073700 +0000" stop="20260719080041 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Sight - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Hobo gives guidance to a dejected, newly blinded equestrian rider.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060655 +0000" stop="20260719062858 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's in the Batter? - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Blythe loses her special necklace in some cupcake batter and turns to the pets to help her find it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062858 +0000" stop="20260719065101 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Did You Say? - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Vinnie goes on an unplanned trip to the city dump and the pets seek help for him from Blythe, who suddenly has trouble communicating with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065101 +0000" stop="20260719071304 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bakers and Fakers - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A cake-baking contest is held at school, and the Biskit twins plan on cheating, so the pets try to sabotage their scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071304 +0000" stop="20260719073508 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terriers and Tiaras - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Blythe is wary about appearing on a reality show with Zoe, but she agrees to it, and an ugly side of her emerges during the competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073508 +0000" stop="20260719075712 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lotsa Luck - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Pepper seeks approval from her comedy idol when he stops by the pet shop. Elsewhere, Blythe uncovers Mrs. Twombly's hidden past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060342 +0000" stop="20260719062627 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is a Many Splintered Thing - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When Khadijah falls for Alonzo, she falls into disfavor with her friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062627 +0000" stop="20260719064917 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tale of Two Tattles - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Regine shares some gossip with her new beau--who turns around and uses it in his comedy act.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064917 +0000" stop="20260719071142 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Ain't Heavy, She's My Mother - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Mother's Day brings visits from Khadijah and Regine's moms.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071142 +0000" stop="20260719073438 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Next? - S01E27</title>
    <desc>It's raining men for Khadijah, who must choose between old friend "Scooter" and school teacher Alonzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073438 +0000" stop="20260719075710 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Got to Be a Morning After - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kyle and Max must deal with the consequences of their drunken night together. Kyle manages to sneak Max out of the apartment without detection; but everyone becomes suspicious when they show up at the group's rooftop gathering singing the same song, and seem hesitant to insult one another. After Kyle returns to his apartment with Overton, he and Max each confess what has happened. Overton suggests that Kyle find out if what he and Max share is love or hate. Kyle asks Max to dinner, and she accepts. This horrifies Regine, as she fears that she would be left as the only target for all of Max's scorn and ridicule. She bets Khadijah, Synclaire, Overton and Scooter (who has found a job in New York) on the outcome of the date. Kyle asks Max why she is so reluctant to open up to anyone, and she admits that she needs to protect herself from getting hurt. She nixes a relationship with Kyle because she would miss their antagonism too much. They dance and have a nice evening, but Regine wins her</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060534 +0000" stop="20260719062556 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 316 - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Ronnie is injured when his cousin Johnny botches a repo... and Cassie schemes to bilk money from Bobby's insurance-- but when Mayor Davis turns up, someone walks away in handcuffs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062556 +0000" stop="20260719064605 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 317 - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When the mayor Lizard Lick accuses Bobby of stealing, Amy does some detective work to prove his innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 318 - S03E18</title>
    <desc>With Bobby injured, Ron is forced to have Krazy Dave help with a repo during a turkey hunt.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 319 - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Bobby is red-hot over a photo that might show Cassie in a compromising clinch with another man.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 320 - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Lizard Lick boys are both in the dog house when Bobby finally confronts Cassie about her ex-hunband... and Ron comes face-to-face with the man he suspects is trying to win Amy's heart.</desc>
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    <title>Wichita: Extended Stay - Citizen's Arrest - S27E05</title>
    <desc>A convicted thief continues his stealing ways inside the jail; a former law enforcement officer turned meth addict serves time with -- and grows closer to -- her dealer; a man gets arrested for allegedly threatening the sheriff.</desc>
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    <title>Wichita: Extended Stay - The Keeper - S27E06</title>
    <desc>An inmate with incredible artistic abilities is charged in tragic crime; another inmate's seeming obsession with jail food causes problems; an unconventional marriage ends violently.</desc>
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    <title>Turnabout - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Logan, Jessica, Rem, and Francis are all captured by a group of desert horsemen. Logan finds himself working with his sworn enemy Francis to save all of their lives.</desc>
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    <title>Stargate - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Logan and his friends find themselves face to face with heat-loving aliens who are preparing an invasion of Earth.</desc>
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    <title>A Fog That Won't Lift - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A shaky Walt searches for Donna as he and Vic reconstruct what happened in the cabin. Mathias has a deal for Henry. Cady tells Walt about a job offer.</desc>
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    <title>The Long Con - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Some of the island survivors fear that "The Others" may have returned when Sun is greatly injured during a failed kidnapping attempt at her plant garden. Also, the trust barrier becomes very thin between Locke and Jack in terms of locking up the guns and being kept safe. Meanwhile, Sawyer is an amused but highly interested bystander when tension escalates between Jack, Locke, Kate and Ana Lucia. Lastly, flashbacks reveal more of Sawyer's con artist past.</desc>
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    <title>Space Creature - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A blue mist causes the travelers to disappear one by one until only Will is left.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070537 +0000" stop="20260719075707 +0000" channel="C1133.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadliest of the Species - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The Robinsons’ robot flips over a mechanical beauty programmed for pure evil. Robot: Bob May.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060726 +0000" stop="20260719061849 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>InTODDnito - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When Darcy's birthday party falls on the same day as one of Lisa's hero scientist's talks, Lisa sends TODD in her place to the party.</desc>
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    <title>Weather or Not - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Flip sees a lucrative business opportunity when he discovers Nacho has the ability to predict the weather.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063008 +0000" stop="20260719071409 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Dressed as the intergalactic crew from their new favorite movie, Planet Protection Patrol, Lincoln and his friends are ready to trick or treat. But things take an eerie turn when people around Royal Woods start disappearing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071409 +0000" stop="20260719072531 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kara-less Whisper - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Lincoln and friends try to befriend new girl Kara when they learn she has access to a legendary missing comic book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072531 +0000" stop="20260719073650 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollars and Scents - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Miguel enlists Leni's help when he launches his own perfume line at Reininger's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073650 +0000" stop="20260719074813 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bulking and Sulking - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Dad struggles to run Lynn's Table when his brother Lance opens up a gym above the restaurant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074813 +0000" stop="20260719075932 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Goss Chase - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Privy to all the gossip at school, Lola is recruited to write her own gossip column in the school newspaper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060659 +0000" stop="20260719062800 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot Luck - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Louie goes to a pot luck dinner.</desc>
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    <title>A La Carte - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Louie hosts an open mic.</desc>
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    <title>Cop Story - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Louie runs into an old acquaintance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071239 +0000" stop="20260719073330 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobby's House - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Bobby invites Louie over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073330 +0000" stop="20260719075417 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Untitled - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jane visits the doctor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061121 +0000" stop="20260719070319 +0000" channel="C1136.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Take Me Along - S01E19</title>
    <desc>An unmarried reverend and his single companion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070319 +0000" stop="20260719075514 +0000" channel="C1136.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and the Advice Givers - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A husband and wife each receive differing advice from other people about their marriage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063105 +0000" stop="20260719072006 +0000" channel="C1137.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Time, Another Place/Doctor Who/Gopher's Engagement - S03E23</title>
    <desc>A friend of Capt. Stubing's runs into his long-lost old flame, who has since become a nun.  He professes his love for her, forcing her to make a difficult decision about her future.  A woman pursues a shy astronomer, mistakenly believing that he is the renowned sex therapist/author who is travelling incognito on the ship.  A young woman's pushy mother constantly nags her to find a wealthy husband.  Gopher tries to cheer the woman by asking her to dance and giving her what he thinks is a cheap toy ring, unaware that it is actually a passenger's lost engagement ring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061120 +0000" stop="20260719061837 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Mini Dead - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A bit of unholy cemetery sex ends badly, kicking off a worldwide zombie plague. It’s the cutest apocalypse you’ll ever see.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061837 +0000" stop="20260719063228 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Team Kill - S03E05</title>
    <desc>US Special Forces are trained to neutralize any threat — even a cybernetic killing machine created by the CIA. Their secret weapon? A sense of humor.</desc>
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    <title>Swarm - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Two human scientists study the secrets of an ancient alien entity — but soon learn the horrible price of survival in a hostile universe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064953 +0000" stop="20260719070037 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mason's Rats - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Welcome to the Ratpocalypse! Farmer Mason knows he has a real pest problem when they start shooting back. Bloody hell!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070037 +0000" stop="20260719071542 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Vaulted Halls Entombed - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Modern warfare meets elder gods. A special forces squad on a hostage rescue mission finds themselves trapped in a prison containing an age-old evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071542 +0000" stop="20260719073259 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jibaro - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A deaf knight and a siren of myth become entwined in a deadly dance. A fatal attraction infused with blood, death and treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073259 +0000" stop="20260719073943 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Stop - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Turn up your stereo and tune into a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert that's unlike any other — with a few strings attached.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073943 +0000" stop="20260719074733 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Mini Kind - S04E02</title>
    <desc>They came in peace. But when their first encounter with Earthlings goes awry, these extra-tiny extraterrestrials are ready for vengeance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061705 +0000" stop="20260719064055 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phoebe - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan sets about tracking down Phoebe, who hasn't returned any of his messages, but when he and Luke turn up at her family home, they receive unexpected news. In a flashback to six years earlier the friends are at a pub quiz and Dylan is terrified that Phoebe is pretty much the female version of his best mate. Back in the present, Luke, in a rare reflective mood, pressures Dylan to finally tell Evie he loves her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064055 +0000" stop="20260719070748 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After confessing his feelings to Evie, Dylan flashes back to an ill-fated weekend in the country with the gang and his hippie girlfriend, Frankie.</desc>
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    <title>Agata - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dylan starts seeing Abigail, the hotel clerk from Angus's wedding. Six years earlier, he meets Evie for the first time at a house party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073514 +0000" stop="20260719080046 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Angus's friends encourage him to start dating after his divorce. Dylan hears back from Amy and remembers a fling that put him in an awkward position.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062157 +0000" stop="20260719072521 +0000" channel="C1140.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is This Really How It's Going to End?! - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lucifer learns that not all of his siblings want him to land the big promotion. Also, Dan offers to set Ella up with an old friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061017 +0000" stop="20260719063529 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The More I See You - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves.</desc>
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    <title>Deluge - S04E23</title>
    <desc>A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff.</desc>
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    <title>The Interview - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Frank, Radar, Klinger, Mulcahy and Potter, they talk about how they cope with their situation, what they miss about home, how they feel about who they work with, and whether they see any good in coming from war.</desc>
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    <title>Bug Out - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begins surgery on a patient with a spinal injury. The bug-out proceeds without him, Hot Lips and Radar, and they quickly learn after the unit departs that they're in the midst of the front. When Potter, Mulcahy, BJ, Frank and the others arrive at the buildings which had been scouted by helicopter, they find the house full of "business girls," and Potter gives them Klinger's dresses to persuade them to leave the house. A helicopter comes to evacuate the spinal injury patient, and just as the three get ready to go to the new location, they find the 4077 is already returning, and eventually everyone reunites back at the camp, what with the Chinese being repulsed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063305 +0000" stop="20260719072511 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith, Hope &amp; Charity - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Mac finds himself being cared for by two determined ladies running a bed and breakfast in an isolated spot chosen as a drop spot by two murderous mobsters with an untrustworthy partner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062734 +0000" stop="20260719071537 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>5G - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Don Draper is shaken when his past life comes back to haunt him. After his picture appears in a local newspaper, Adam Whitman, a man who claims to be his younger brother, approaches him. Don, or Dick as his brother knows him, initially denies everything but in the end admits to having taken on a new name. He refuses however to have anything to do with him and tries to buy his silence. When one of the ad men gets a short story published, Pete Campbell is frustrated that his own stories have yet to see the light of day. When his wife approaches an old beau to see if he will publish the stories, he has an interesting proposition for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062416 +0000" stop="20260719070525 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #818 - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Michael Jackson gets a Reality Check   Sorority Row: House Helpers   The Other Half   Swirly Time   All-New Grand Theft Auto   Entertainment Tonight   Tonight Show with Eric Idle   Encore - Lords of the Bling</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070525 +0000" stop="20260719074635 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #819 - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Connie Chung Oscar Show   Nominated Actress   Movie Trailer   Mrs. Campbell: Hospital   Just Made In Ten Days   Real Oscar Talk II with Tommy Davidson and Fred Willard   Rusty's Student Film   The Al Pacino Experiement   Woody Allen's Teen Sex Comedy   Encore - Rick's New Friends with Queen Latifah</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060440 +0000" stop="20260719063034 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goes to Seed - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The class' garden is going to be featured on the cover of PLANT IT! magazine. But Phoebe's garden plot is glaringly empty. With Robby Benson as Mr. Seedplot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063034 +0000" stop="20260719065628 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Ants in Its Pants - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Magic School Bus goes into show business when Keesha directs a movie about social animals for the school science fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065628 +0000" stop="20260719072222 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kicks up a Storm - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Friz transforms the bus into a Weathermobile and -- in a wild ride through the skies -- Ralphie becomes the meteorological superhero of his dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072222 +0000" stop="20260719074815 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blows Its Top - S02E01</title>
    <desc>To help them understand how the Earth makes islands, Ms. Frizzle presents the kids with an island that hasn’t been discovered yet!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064208 +0000" stop="20260719072819 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tales of the Seven Keys - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Quentin tries to find someone who can bring magic back; Julia explores her small, but significant gift; Eliot and Margo struggle under the hostile fairy occupation; Kady searches for a way to heal Penny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060138 +0000" stop="20260719064412 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extracurricular Activities - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins are hired by a University of Oahu dean to quietly investigate a professor who has been accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a female grad student. TC and Katsumoto take Cade and Dennis on a father-son camping trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064412 +0000" stop="20260719072620 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins reexamine a fatal arson investigation at the request of TC and Mahina, leading to a sinister discovery. Kumu volunteers with Rick at a veterans' crisis call center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061625 +0000" stop="20260719070154 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deja Vu (1) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins travel to London, England to oversee the establishment of Robin Master's new castle, Robin's Keep, in time for a large banquet. While Higgins is busy training Ian MacKerras for the running of the castle, Thomas takes the opportunity to visit Geoffrey St. Clare, an old friend from Vietnam, but upon arrival, Geoffrey's wife Penelope informs him that Geoffrey has been killed, after being run down in a hit-and-run incident with a black Jaguar. But there is mystery surrounding the death - Geoffrey was supposed to be in France, and the circumstances suggest that, far from being an accident, the death was deliberate murder.The events of Geoffrey's killing seem to be echoing a disturbing, bizarre dream that Magnum had on the journey to England...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070154 +0000" stop="20260719074724 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deja Vu (2) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Conclusion of this feature-length / two-part story. As Thomas and Penelope investigate the mystery surrounding Geoffrey's death, they become close to each other, and Thomas with this and with flashbacks to his haunting dream that seems to have predicted Geoffrey's death, he feels as though he's almost stepped into Geoffrey's life. The pair uncover that Geoffrey was once part of a powerful group of assassins, and seems to have been killed to stop him from having chance to expose the group. Meanwhile, Thomas learns that Higgins is reluctant to use the stay in England as an opportunity to visit his father, whom he has not seen in forty years after a falling out...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061849 +0000" stop="20260719064051 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Kitty - S05E03</title>
    <desc>No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064051 +0000" stop="20260719070230 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070230 +0000" stop="20260719072417 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm Films Reese - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072417 +0000" stop="20260719074553 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm's Job - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes him promise not to tell, then turns her back on him and writes him up for a silly offense.   Meanwhile, Dewey runs away to the Ranch to be with Francis because he says he is tired of Reese and Malcolm.   Hal is also busy, secretly betting on and entering Jaime in baby competitions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060607 +0000" stop="20260719062732 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Positive Thinking - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Eunice wins a role in a production at the Pepperpot Theatre, fulfilling and reigniting a lifelong desire to become an actress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062732 +0000" stop="20260719064856 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama's Silver - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vint pawns Mama's silver to bail out his friend Claude Cainmaker (whom Mama can't stand).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064856 +0000" stop="20260719071253 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flaming Forties - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mama brings the U.S.O show to the Raytown Gymnasium when the band doesn't show up for the school dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071253 +0000" stop="20260719073700 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Leonard Oates - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Naomi's second ex-husband returns to seek her favor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061125 +0000" stop="20260719063545 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right Said George - S05E02</title>
    <desc>George sells Robin a piano but cannot move it upstairs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063545 +0000" stop="20260719070100 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Knowledge - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Robin takes a job as a door-to-door encyclopedia salesman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070100 +0000" stop="20260719072623 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Let Love - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Robin tries to negotiate with Chrissy and Jo for exclusive rights to the apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072623 +0000" stop="20260719075141 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Does Your Garden Grow? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Larry tells Robin and Chrissy that the plant that they found in Roper's garden is cannabis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061343 +0000" stop="20260719063344 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newport, Rhode Island - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb's tasty travels take him to Newport, Rhode Island, for a coastal clam creation, a craveworthy comfort food combination and the incredibly crazy, 4-pound Go Bananas Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>California Wine Country - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb's culinary crusade carries him to California's famous wine country for a boozy bird, a bagel bonanza and a big, bad 4-pound burrito in the Muy Macho Burrito Challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Lake Tahoe - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Lake Tahoe provides a stunning, scenic backdrop as Casey Webb explores the area's best eats and finds a complete dinner in a bun, a Greek comfort food staple and a fearsome, 4-pound feast in the Menu Burger Challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Tampa, Florida - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb makes the trip to Tampa for the ultimate Cuban platter at Florida's oldest restaurant, a stop at a speakeasy with a secret and 20 minutes of cookie combat with the Cookie Munchers Challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Hudson Valley, New York - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb's food frenzy takes him to New York's Hudson Valley for a classic fall, orchard-to-table treat, an Italian dessert for breakfast and wings so hot they have him seeing ghosts in the 4.5-pound Atomic Ghost Wings Challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 6: The Prisoner - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Chapter 7: The Reckoning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An old contact extends an invitation for the Mandalorian to make peace with his enemies.</desc>
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    <title>Airplane Bottles - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As a storm rages outside the Stone home and anxieties boil over inside, Olive frantically searches for meaning in a centuries-old text. Michaela faces unexpected scrutiny at work. Zeke comes to Saanvi's aid when her lab research takes a dangerous turn.</desc>
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    <title>Course Deviation - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Grace's pregnancy complicates the pursuit of a calling, Ben finds himself working alongside an uneasy new ally. Michaela tries to make amends with Jared. The Xers set their sights on Zeke.</desc>
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    <title>Earth Angel - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid of her.</desc>
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    <title>You Better Watch Out - S02E13</title>
    <desc>This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.</desc>
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    <title>Guys and Dolls - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072351 +0000" stop="20260719074705 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Build a Better Mousetrap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house down and damage it to shreds.</desc>
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    <title>No Love Lost - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Martin and Gina fight just before going to their engagement party, which Snoop Doggy Dogg has crashed.</desc>
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    <title>The Hoedown in Motown - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Stan is getting busted by the IRS for 20 years worth of back taxes, so he must sell the radio station. The new owner takes over and turns it into a country &amp; western station. Martin tries to adapt. He buys a big cowboy hat, boots and tight jeans, but he's just not good at country &amp; western.</desc>
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    <title>Martin's on the Move - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Martin has quit his job at the new country radio station. He tries his had at working odd jobs to make money to make ends meet, but nothing seems to work out.  Sad and depressed, he leaves Detroit. But he doesn't tell Gina where he's going. He only says that he will return when he finds himself. She can only contact him via his pager, but . . .    This is a season ending cliffhanger.</desc>
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    <title>In Search of Martin - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gina searches for the missing Martin.  But a canceled check leads her and the gang to find him.  Martin has joined a cult.</desc>
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    <title>Martin Returns - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Martin escapes from the Monastary after learning that the cult leader is a sado-masochist psycho who is just after his body, and returns to Detroit. But once home, he discovers that Gina has completely redecorated his apartment in his absence. He also discovers that Gina has new plans for their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Manifest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mariah's political career comes under fire, and Cottonmouth picks up information that could put Luke on the run.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070356 +0000" stop="20260719075152 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blowin' Up the Spot - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mariah campaigns to turn the city and the police against Luke, and not even Misty or Claire may be able to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Front Toward Enemy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a deadly explosion, Karen finds herself in the sights of a bomb-setter – much to Frank's dismay. Curtis makes a disturbing discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060020 +0000" stop="20260719062133 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horizon High (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Peter is accepted into Horizon High, a school of geniuses, where his best friend Harry Osborn was suspended; Peter makes his debut as Spider-Man and must fight the Vulture.</desc>
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    <title>Horizon High (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Scorpion is wreaking havoc at the museum and it is up to Spider-Man to stop him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064246 +0000" stop="20260719070359 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Osborn Academy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Norman Osborn creates the Osborn Academy for Geniuses as a way of saving his son Harry the embarrassment of being suspended from Horizon High.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070359 +0000" stop="20260719072512 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day in the Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As Peter tries to get through his normal life, he contends with Black Cat to recover the item she stole from Horizon High.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072512 +0000" stop="20260719074625 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Animals - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Harry returns to Horizon High, and Max decides to throw the first ever dance party. During the party, the Rhino is born and causes havoc for the students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061207 +0000" stop="20260719063411 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Symbiote Saga (1) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Agent Venom discovered Hydra and Morbius' plan to create a new and improved Venom Bomb.</desc>
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    <title>The Symbiote Saga (2) - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man, Captain America and S.H.I.E.L.D Academy must band together to save New York.</desc>
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    <title>The Symbiote Saga (3) - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and his fellow heroes have to Morbius and his plan to use the Carnage Queen as a weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071817 +0000" stop="20260719074021 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to the Spider-Verse (1) - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Kid Arachnid travel to alternate dimensions to gather the shards from the broken Siege Perilous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060321 +0000" stop="20260719062905 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anchorman Overboard - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ted loses his self-confidence after speaking at Phyllis's club and Mary has to find a way to get Ted back on a high.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062905 +0000" stop="20260719065447 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's All Yours - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After Mary invites Lou's nephew home for dinner, she must confront false rumors in the newsroom the following day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065447 +0000" stop="20260719072005 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid II - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Feeling sympathetic for a co-worker who hasn't spent Christmas with his family for years, Mary is forced to stay alone at WJM-TV on Christmas Eve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072005 +0000" stop="20260719074546 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howard's Girl - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Mary begins seeing Paul Arnell, the brother of her former boyfriend Howard Arnell, and is shocked to discover that the brothers' parents still believe that she and Howard are an item.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062834 +0000" stop="20260719065735 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 23 - S03E23</title>
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  <programme start="20260719065735 +0000" stop="20260719072634 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 24 - S03E24</title>
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  <programme start="20260719072634 +0000" stop="20260719075521 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 25 - S03E25</title>
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  <programme start="20260719060854 +0000" stop="20260719070401 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deer Woman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In this horror comedy, A set of peculiar murders leads sceptical detective Dwight Faraday to suspect that an ancient Native American mythological creature is in fact real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070401 +0000" stop="20260719080006 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cigarette Burns - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In this episode Jimmy Sweetman ventures out to locate a rare film print called "Le Fin Du Monde". The film once shown has been known to drive its audience into a crazed frenzy before the theatre goes up in flames.  He finally discovers that the film does live up to it's reputation on the results are quite shocking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060009 +0000" stop="20260719062054 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pup Magic, Twisted Cards, and a Buzzsaw of Death - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Lucy Darling, Alex Ramon, Trino, Maxence Vire, Joshua Jay, Noah Sonie, and Reza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062054 +0000" stop="20260719064029 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gospel of Magic, Finding Aces, Elephant in the Room - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Farrell Dillon, Anna DeGuzman, Adam Wylie, Joel Meyers, Eric Eaton, Shaun Jay, and My Uyen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064029 +0000" stop="20260719070104 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Cards, Fruit Bouquet, and Mass Audience Magic - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Alexandra Duvivier, Farrell Dillon, Noah Sonie, Alex Ramon, Naathan Phan, Nick Dopuch, and Wayne Hoffman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070104 +0000" stop="20260719072139 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ropes, Fears, and Dark Magic - S10E15</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Naathan Phan, Maxence Vire, Reza, Trino, and Dan Sperry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072139 +0000" stop="20260719074228 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bullet Catch, AI Magic, and the Magic Lamp - S10E16</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Topas, Murray SawChuck, Keelan Leyser, My Uyen, Adam Wylie, Mat O’Neill, and Reza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063537 +0000" stop="20260719072243 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Celebrity - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Ben defends a one time movie queen who is now a cosmetics mogul who is accused of murdering her ex-lover to prevent the publication of some revealing photos of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060436 +0000" stop="20260719063011 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day They Captured Santa Claus - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Mchale decides for Christmas he and the crew of PT-73 will pay a visit to Sister Monique and the children dressed up in a Santa Claus outfit and elf outfits. Mchale would parachute from a plane first and meet the kids and PT-73 would follow a little while after. Mchale jumps in his Santa outfit but when he lands he finds the island was overtaken by Japanese and was captured. Mchale as usual cons his way through the interrogation and he claims that a new secret weapon is on it's way, just then PT-73   arrives singing Christmas carols and dressed in elf outfits. The Japanese commander becomes scared fearing that this was some kind new of physiological warfare and he surrenders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063011 +0000" stop="20260719065548 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and the Beast - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A Photo Journalist for the Office of War Information - an extremely unpleasant person, with whom McHale is familiar - is sent to Taratupa to do a story on PT Boats and their Crews.  Through a case of mistaken identity, McHale and the boys are stuck with her, and must scheme to try to get rid of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065548 +0000" stop="20260719072125 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Captain's Mission - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Binghamton’s reputation as a “desk jockey” brings on a desire for some real combat experience, so, while McHale is away at New Caledonia, he assumes command of the 73, and goes out looking for action, with disappointing results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072125 +0000" stop="20260719074658 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send Us a Hero - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A U.S. Congresswoman comes to Taratupa, to find a War Hero to take on a Stateside War Bond tour, and Parker and the boys help McHale to get chosen for the job, thinking that they will be going along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061257 +0000" stop="20260719063526 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The New Evil - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ryan's attempt to fit in at his new school is interrupted when the team must stop a superpowered enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063526 +0000" stop="20260719065725 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Deep - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the guys take MECH-X4 to the depths of the Bay to try and recover the terrifying monster heart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065725 +0000" stop="20260719071924 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Outbreak - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an ooze-based zombie virus infects the students of East Bay City High, Harris must team up with his science rival Veracity to figure out an antidote to save their school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071924 +0000" stop="20260719074053 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus Harper's Ghost - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ryan is bombarded by visions of Harper and the threat of the evil tycoon still being alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061542 +0000" stop="20260719063822 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troublesome 12 Inch - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dorothy demands an explanation when Tony sells one of her LP records, which is a 'rare' collectors' item worth £200, which is green in colour. Gary has to find a replacement! - The replacement LP is black, so Gary tries to paint it green! When Dorothy is not convinced, he has to pay her £200. Then, Tony tells him that there was a misprint in the catalogue - the green LP was only worth a few pounds!!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063822 +0000" stop="20260719070228 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Nowhere - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gary and Deborah are trapped in a lift together. Tony has bought an old van and equips it with an electric blanket - Can you guess why?!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070228 +0000" stop="20260719072615 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People Behaving Irritatingly - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tony's brother has come to stay and so does his girlfriend. Gary ends up wanting to kill both of them. Then he finds out that her parents have a holiday villa which might be available for a free holiday. Now he'll have to be nice to them both!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072615 +0000" stop="20260719075500 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovers - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gary is upset when he discovers that he's had well below the average number of sexual partners for a man of his age, so goes to great lengths to prove to Dorothy that he's VERY experienced. Meanwhile, Deborah has split up with her boyfriend, making Tony thinks he's in with a chance!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060730 +0000" stop="20260719061902 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethvengeance - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The wounded, the scarred, and the disfigured unite. Meanwhile, an oblivious Dethklok spends their studio time recording onto the purest of all analog formats: water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061902 +0000" stop="20260719063034 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethdoubles - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After a massive shootout at a Duncan Hills Coffeeshop opening, Dethklok invest in the ultimate protection - another Dethklok. But are these dopplegangers really all that they seem?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063034 +0000" stop="20260719064205 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethfashion - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dethklok enters the fashion industry to promote their new clothing line, and in the the process experiences the brutality of negative body image, dieting, and bulimia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064205 +0000" stop="20260719065337 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanzo - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Roxo (The Rock 'n Roll Clown, He does Cocaine) is on the lamb and Toki decides to hide him at Mordhouse. The band decides to stage an intervention for Roxo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065337 +0000" stop="20260719070509 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethwedding - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Pickles's brother is getting married and Dethklok are asked to appear at the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070509 +0000" stop="20260719071641 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PR Pickles - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Pickles gets a new PR lady who inflates his fame, prompting jealousy from his bandmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071641 +0000" stop="20260719072812 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethcarraldo - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The band travels to the Amazon and learns about the native brutality of Nathan's ancestors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072812 +0000" stop="20260719073944 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethgov - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Nathan serves a term as the temporary governor of Florida.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073944 +0000" stop="20260719075116 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethrace - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When William Murderface creates an auto event, Nathan and Pickles try to be supportive while Swisgaar and Toki try to get their licenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064357 +0000" stop="20260719073247 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payback - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A reclusive drug supplier thinks Crockett has the $3 million stolen by the dealer's former employee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060307 +0000" stop="20260719060656 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Show - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Pluto gets injured, Goofy is forced to substitute him for a dog show that Mickey entered Pluto in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060656 +0000" stop="20260719061045 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'O Sole Minnie - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to woo Minnie over the course of a busy day in Venice, Italy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061045 +0000" stop="20260719061804 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potatoland - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Goofy has longed to go to "Potatoland", the potato themed amusement park. Only thing is, such a park doesn't exist. Not wanting to disappoint him, Mickey and Donald build a Potatoland, basing it off of Disneyland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061804 +0000" stop="20260719062154 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepwalkin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mickey decides to watch over Goofy, since he's been having problems with sleepwalking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062154 +0000" stop="20260719062543 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipperboobootosis - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Donald gets a foot ailment called "Flipperboobootosis", but refuses to go to the doctor to get treatment, so Mickey and Goofy try to help him find a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062543 +0000" stop="20260719062932 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tapped Out - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Goofy volunteers Mickey to fight Pete in a wrestling match.</desc>
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    <title>Third Wheel - S01E17</title>
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    <title>The Adorable Couple - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie try to make Donald and Daisy happy.</desc>
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    <title>Cable Car Chaos - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie must stop a runaway cable car as it careens through the streets of San Francisco.</desc>
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    <desc>Mickey attempts to rescue Minnie from her burning apartment building.</desc>
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    <title>Eau de Minnie - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Minnie’s new perfume enchants an entire city.</desc>
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    <title>O Futebol Clássico - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries desperately to find the perfect view at the World Cup final in Brazil.</desc>
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    <title>Down the Hatch - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Goofy get trapped inside Donald's body after they accidentally get shrunken down to miniature proportions.</desc>
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    <title>Goofy's Grandma - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey agrees to let Goofy's grandma stay at his house, but he soon learns that she isn't the sweet old lady she appears to be.</desc>
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    <title>Captain Donald - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey is eager to set sail on Donald's boat, which leads the duck to reveal his secret: he doesn't know how to sail.</desc>
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    <title>Mumbai Madness - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey embarks on an epic odyssey across India after his taxi picks up an Elephant who needs to make one simple stop.</desc>
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    <title>The Boiler Room - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey must face a monster living in the basement of Minnie’s apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Space Walkies - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Mickey's routine space mission turns complicated after Pluto reveals that he has to go to the bathroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071501 +0000" stop="20260719071850 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mickey Monkey - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mickey struggles to get his life back after a mischievous monkey steals his identity.</desc>
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    <title>Clogged - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Minnie attempts to make a windmill work in order to save a flower in her garden.</desc>
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    <title>Goofy's First Love - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald try to help a hapless Goofy woo the love of his life.</desc>
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    <title>Doggone Biscuits - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Minnie is in big trouble after she inadvertently feeds Pluto an entire bag of dog treats.</desc>
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    <title>Workin' Stiff - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Donald struggle to help Goofy get through a job interview.</desc>
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    <title>Al Rojo Vivo - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Mickey's red-hot temper entices a bull to chase him through the streets of Pamplona, Spain.</desc>
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    <title>Bottle Shocked - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to keep a precious bottle safe after everything around him threatens to break it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074143 +0000" stop="20260719074532 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Flower for Minnie - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Mickey embarks on a quest to find the perfect flower for Minnie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074532 +0000" stop="20260719074921 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bronco Busted - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey enters a rodeo competition in order to bail his friends out of a desperate situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074921 +0000" stop="20260719075252 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coned! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Pluto has to wear a dog cone, Mickey puts another one on himself to show Pluto it's not so bad and ends up blindly putting himself in danger while Pluto has to keep him safe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719075252 +0000" stop="20260719075622 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Man Band - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey struggles to find a suitable playing spot for his one-man band across various parts of London.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719075622 +0000" stop="20260719075952 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish Upon a Coin - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie’s wish to live happily ever after (along with everyone else's wishes), are put in danger after Pete steals all the coins from the wishing well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061509 +0000" stop="20260719063603 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day II - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Axl has a new girlfriend he wants to impress on Valentine's Day, while Brick has a crush on a fellow student and Mike accidentally lets the news slip out, humiliating his shy son. Elsewhere, Sue searches for a boy she kissed on a Halloween hayride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063603 +0000" stop="20260719065701 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends, Lies and Videotape - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Frankie looks for a friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie against Mike's wishes; and Axl and his band need a hot female for their music video and try to get stealth footage of their sexy biology teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065701 +0000" stop="20260719071753 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hecks on a Plane - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Sue wins a family trip to New York, and the flight turns into a comedy of errors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071753 +0000" stop="20260719073837 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Math Class - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Frankie once again goes head to head with Brick's third grade teacher, Ms. Rinsky, when Brick gets a D on his math test and Frankie thinks poor teaching skills are to blame. But Frankie wonders whether or not she can make the grade when Ms. Rinsky requires that she and Mike attend a class to test their own math skills. Meanwhile, while begrudgingly watching over their crusty, old aunts, Axl and Sue mull over a plan to accompany Aunt Edie on a search for a time capsule she buried when she was young.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073837 +0000" stop="20260719075928 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Cleaning - S02E18</title>
    <desc>While the Hecks spend spring break trying to clean their house, Brick opens a stand where he shares his advice for commission.</desc>
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    <title>First Kiss - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mike's ego takes a hit during a bowling date with Molly.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Not Ready - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike turns Molly down when she invites him in after a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064414 +0000" stop="20260719070423 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Is Jealous - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Mike's Apartment - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mikes invites Molly over to his apartment, but a call from his mother interrupts his plans for romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072555 +0000" stop="20260719074602 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Lovin' - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After spending the weekend with Molly, Mike tries to follow Carl's advice to play it cool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060238 +0000" stop="20260719061325 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nacho Shake - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head invent a new Burger World menu item that will make them rich.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061325 +0000" stop="20260719062442 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ear - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Butt-Head blows off Beavis's ear and tries to reattach it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062442 +0000" stop="20260719063454 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dearly Departed - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head think Beavis has died and is now a ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063454 +0000" stop="20260719064708 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mission - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head join a church group, thinking it is a squad of soldiers going to war.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064708 +0000" stop="20260719065620 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beavis H - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A new kid joins Beavis and Butt-Head's class.</desc>
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    <title>Work from Home - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-head work and live at Burger World.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070545 +0000" stop="20260719071808 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bed and Breakfast - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When a woman mistakes Beavis and Butt-Head's house for her Airbnb, they think she wants to score.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071808 +0000" stop="20260719072732 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Reward - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head try to get a reward by turning themselves into the police for various crimes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072732 +0000" stop="20260719073740 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Well Soon - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Butt-Head makes Beavis break his arm so girls will sign his cast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073740 +0000" stop="20260719074753 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oldholio - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis takes too many old-people medications.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074753 +0000" stop="20260719075926 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discoverers - S03E24</title>
    <desc>On a mission to Earth, Smart Beavis and Butt-Head make a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060633 +0000" stop="20260719061753 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help a Brother Out - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When you have nowhere to go, maybe still don't go to Deezy's.</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike remembers all the way back to 2001, to the team's very first mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Love Letters - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The team goes sailing. (Yard sale-ing!)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063958 +0000" stop="20260719065116 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About That Bass - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Professional Bass Fishing Tournaments are a real thing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065116 +0000" stop="20260719070234 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foxcroft Academy for Boys - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A boy has gone missing from a prestigious New England prep school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070234 +0000" stop="20260719071352 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Tyson celebrates the mining industry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071352 +0000" stop="20260719072511 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Wings - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Take these broken wings, Pigeon and learn to fly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072511 +0000" stop="20260719073629 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring of Fire - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A husband fears his wife's reaction to the loss of his wedding ring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073629 +0000" stop="20260719074738 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery on Wall Street - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Is something evil manipulating the stock market (other than all the big investment firms and all of the banks)?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074738 +0000" stop="20260719075852 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog's Life - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Has a woman's late husband been reincarnated as her sweet little dog?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062552 +0000" stop="20260719071016 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Ma', We Made It - S13E10</title>
    <desc>Tracy's Abbot Kinney property is a tough sell, but not as tough as her confrontation with Fredrik. Altman wants to make up for misbehaving as a child by giving his parents something special. Flagg's expertise is tested with a very particular buyer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071016 +0000" stop="20260719075440 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>9021 No! - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Fredrik and Altman return to their Beverly Park co-list with an offer, but the seller tests the bonds of their relationship. Flagg hosts an exclusive dinner party while trying to close a deal in the Beverly Hills Flats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060403 +0000" stop="20260719065653 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rembrandt Doesn't Live Here Anymore - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Arthur finds an artist who can turn out work as good as the originals, he thinks that he can make money, until a crooked art dealer tries to cut in on him.</desc>
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    <title>Looking for Mickey - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mickey Dixon breaks out of jail in order to publicise his innocence, Terry looks after him while the press try and hunt him down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060922 +0000" stop="20260719070234 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Red tape hinders Holden's plan to narrow his suspect pool. A weary and heartsick Bill tries to connect with his son. Wendy rethinks her relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061254 +0000" stop="20260719063528 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riposte - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious masked fencer gets akumatized into Riposte. Armed with her saber, she wants to get revenge on Adrien, who unintentionally humiliated her. To protect him, Ladybug will have to cross swords with the villain!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063528 +0000" stop="20260719065801 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robostus - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hawk Moth akumatizes Max's best friend and pet robot, Markov, into Robostus, a raging techno-threat with the power to bring inanimate objects to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065801 +0000" stop="20260719072034 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gigantitan - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Marinette's plans to ask Adrien out on a romantic walk are foiled when Hawk Moth akumatizes a frustrated child into a giant, lollipop-seeking baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072034 +0000" stop="20260719074308 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Owl - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After school principal Damocles is akumatized into Dark Owl, he traps Ladybug and Cat Noir in a warehouse and tries to uncover their true identities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060821 +0000" stop="20260719063710 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kindness: Kindness to a Lost Kitten; Jump Rope Exercises - S18E13</title>
    <desc>Marilyn Barnett shows how to start jumping rope and invites several expert rope-jumpers.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, King Friday is ready to take Prince Tuesday out of the school at Someplace Else.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063710 +0000" stop="20260719070556 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kindness: How People Make Bicycle Helmets; Bicycle Safety - S18E14</title>
    <desc>Mr. McFeely brings a videotape of how people make bicycle helmets (something no bicyclist would be seen without in all future episodes of this series).  The Neighborhood of Make-Believe is surprised to see "Sir Thomas T. Tune."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070556 +0000" stop="20260719073447 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kindness: Broadway Dancer Tommy Tune is a Kind Tutor - S18E15</title>
    <desc>Mister Rogers arrives with a homemade crown made by a friend. Before a visit from accordian player Guy Klucevsek, Mister Rogers uses his dictionary to look up the word "accordian." In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, X the Owl and his cousin Mary continue their OCS course in people watching. Meanwhile, Sir Thomas Tune gains a great deal of popularity among the school children and convinces King Friday to allow both the new schooling method and the old.</desc>
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    <title>The Aquanuts - S01E25</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish are captured by the Dix Sealand aquarium for public display!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060950 +0000" stop="20260719061551 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cannery Caper - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish are trying to stop a local fishing company from catching all "their" fish, so they take over the cannery. Misterjaw tries his hand as the enterprise's president, with surprising (and amusing) results as he gets greedy. Eventually, the police show up and Misterjaw and Catfish are forced to run for it. Misterjaw runs into the cannery room and winds up as canned fish. Of course, Catfish saves him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061551 +0000" stop="20260719062154 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Anonymous - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to go on a diet, and orders food from a man on television. Catfish gets to the box before he does and eats it all. Misterjaw almost eats Catfish because of the diet, and gets fatter because catfish gave him food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062154 +0000" stop="20260719062755 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maguiness Book of Records - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to break a bunch of Jack Sharky's records in the Maguiness Book of records.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062755 +0000" stop="20260719063358 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama - S01E29</title>
    <desc>A large egg being transfered to the Brooklyn Musem is snagged by MisterJaw, and when it hatches, he becomes Mama to the baby Sea Monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063358 +0000" stop="20260719064000 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Sea Rodeo - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is introduced to the fastest Seahorse in the west, Seaweed, so he gets a rodeo lesson from Catfish on how to capture him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064000 +0000" stop="20260719064602 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Shark - S01E31</title>
    <desc>A little purple octopuss keeps playing pranks on MisterJaw and Catfish, so they chase him all the way up to the Northpole, where ice plays havoc with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064602 +0000" stop="20260719065203 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Come, Easy Go - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to become part of posh Beverly Hills society by passing himself off as an adoptable pet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065203 +0000" stop="20260719065806 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Man's Halibut - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw fights with an island castaway over who gets to eat Harry Halibut! Harry is not amused.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065806 +0000" stop="20260719070409 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweat Hog Shark - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A biker is resting on an island. MisterJaw shocks him into leaving his bike. MisterJaw and Catfish fall into a gang of bikers, and they find riding to be the greatest challenge of all. MisterJaw jumps the Grand Canyon with the bike, and all the bikers praise him. He doesn't understand bikers' lingo, and he takes their praise as insults. This cartoon features lots of humorous motorcycle slang, and even a reference to Evil Knievel and his Grand Canyon jump.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Fool - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is having trouble catching fish for dinner. When he sees a pelican fly over and dive down, scooping up his dinner, he thinks that flying is the way to catch a meal, so he tries taking to the air, too! He decides to build himself a set of wings so that he can do this. He also finds that flying is more difficult than he thought! A clever ending adds the perfect touch.</desc>
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    <title>To Catch a Halibut - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Shopping Spree - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pally finds a deal in the newspaper where they can get a deal on fish without hunting for their meals. MisterJaw and Catfish raid a nearby fish market and end up on the lam from the law.</desc>
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    <title>Showbiz Shark - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The boys see a sign on shore: talent is needed for an amusement park water show. Misterjaw feels that he has it, and he applies for the job. He plays the piano for the agent. Misterjaw plays jazz, but the agent doesn't like jazz. Another shark plays classical, which the agent likes better. The other shark dives from a 20-foot pole into a barrel of water. Misterjaw dives from 500 feet into a glass of water. The other shark gets the job. No more show biz for Misterjaw.</desc>
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    <title>Monster of the Deep - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw finds himself in a haunted sunken ship and being terrorized by its ghostly occupant.</desc>
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    <title>Beach Resort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish terrify a local beach, scaring all the tourists off. Now they have everything to themselves and take up tennis. The clerk at the Freebairn Hotel calls Fearless Freddy: Shark Hunter! Freddy is no match for Misterjaw until he blows up a decoy. When the decoy explodes, Misterjaw asks Catfish, "Why didn't you tell me she was that kind of woman?"</desc>
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    <title>Aladdin's Lump - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Two fishermen find Aladdin's Lamp. Misterjaw comes along and scares the fishermen away, keeping the lamp. He proceeds to get exactly what he wishes for. He then scares the lamp's genie away.</desc>
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    <title>Little Red Riding Halibut - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to get Harry Halibut by pretending to be Granny Halibut. Appearances by the "real" Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf, add a whimsical touch.</desc>
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    <title>The Codfather - S01E09</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish find a treasure map. The map leads them to a sunken boat full of cans of tuna fish, but a huge fish, the Codfather, is guarding it. The fish claims all the treasures in the area... as long as it's in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean! MisterJaw and Catfish keep trying to get rid of the Codfather so that they can eat the tuna.</desc>
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    <title>You Give Love a Bad Name - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Paul and Alicia encourage sex-positive conversations with Bow until she invites her crush over to their house and they worry about what’s happening behind closed doors. Meanwhile, Johan and Alvin are looking at advertisements, magazines and even the constellations to see if they can see boobs.</desc>
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    <title>She's A Bad Mama Jama - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Alicia’s mom, Grandma Shireen, stays with the Johnson’s after her surgery, but taking care of grandma becomes a full-time job. Meanwhile, Denise tests each of the kids to see who is best fit to take care of her when she gets old one day.</desc>
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    <title>Material Girl - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alicia treats herself to an expensive purse, but Paul finds out and demands that she return it; Bow bribes Alicia to buy her a fancy backpack so she can impress her friends at school.</desc>
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    <title>You Dropped a Bomb On Me - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Tainted Love - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After the Johnson family discovers Harrison on a date, Paul decides to give Harrison some dating advice, which turns things upside down. Meanwhile, Alicia feels a little insecure after finding out all of her children go to Aunt Denise for advice instead of coming to her.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Man on Campus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Pete, Linc and Julie work undercover in a high school to break up a juvenile car theft ring.</desc>
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    <title>Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Valentine’s Day means ’Juliana’ and ’Clive’ are back, but things get worrisome when Claire starts sensing Phil may be more into Juliana than her. Jay goes from feeling disappointed to scared when Gloria’s visiting sister becomes a larger deterrence for a romantic evening with Gloria than he thought. Mitchell and Cameron get themselves in a precarious situation with a good friend.</desc>
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    <title>Fight or Flight - S06E15</title>
    <desc>After a long reunion weekend with Phil’s old cheer buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first class seat left on the return flight home, leaving Phil in coach. Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to defend himself against a bully in his cooking class, but when things backfire it seems that the real bully might be someone else. Mitch, Cameron, Pepper and the whole gang throw Sal a belated baby shower.</desc>
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    <title>Connection Lost - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Claire’s computer becomes the hub of all the family’s activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. After FaceTiming with Phil and the rest of the family to help track her down, Claire quickly turns to online snooping which inevitably becomes disturbing real quick and everyone gets sucked into the online drama.</desc>
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    <title>Closet? You'll Love It! - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jay and Claire shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial. A drone is spying on Gloria. Lily prepares to perform in her school talent show. Haley’s feelings for Andy become even more complicated.</desc>
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    <title>Spring Break - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Spring break has Claire doing some spring cleaning, while Phil struggles with not being a spring chicken when Luke starts outperforming him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off of colleges, and Gloria and Jay challenge one another to give up Spanish soap operas and cigars respectively. However, when Gloria accompanies Cameron to his faculty talent show, she projects the soapy drama she craves onto Cam’s rivalry with Senor Kaplan, and Jay tags along with Mitchell to pick up Lily from camp so he can sneak a smoke.</desc>
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    <title>Sonograms and Tube Tops - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Christy plans a baby shower for Violet, who is nervous about becoming a mom. Meanwhile, Bonnie scores a new life-coaching client.</desc>
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    <title>Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Christy and Bonnie help Regina tie up loose ends on the way to drop her off at prison. Meanwhile, Alvin spends the day getting to know his grandkids.</desc>
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    <title>Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Christy and Bonnie try to make sure everything goes smoothly when Violet finds the perfect couple to adopt her baby.</desc>
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    <title>Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Christy is caught in the middle when tensions rise between Bonnie and Alvin. Meanwhile, a very pregnant Violet is apprehensive about going to her senior prom.</desc>
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    <title>Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Christy and Bonnie help Violet through labor. Meanwhile, Christy is convinced that Bonnie still has feelings for Alvin.</desc>
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    <title>Sheriff and Roach - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sheriff hires a bug as a new deputy, leading to a cockroach being put in charge of solving a mysterious murder.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Parents - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Goodman's attempts to impress his son Tommy ends up causing a car crash.</desc>
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    <title>Puddin - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff realizes that his addiction to his Momma's pudding is allowing her to control him, so he decides to kick his pudding habit.</desc>
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    <title>Membership - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Goodman is forced to jump through a series of ridiculous hoops in order to cancel a simple membership subscription.</desc>
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    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Sheriff is up for re-election but his misogyny leads Mrs. Goodman to enter the race.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Sad, Sad Sheriff - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dispatch wants to know why Sheriff is so sad. But when he digs too deep, he uncovers a dark conspiracy involving all of Old Town.</desc>
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    <title>Neighborhood Knight Watch - S02E09</title>
    <desc>An upset Mayor forbids Sheriff's friends from hanging around the station so that he can focus on stopping crime. But to keep them around, Sheriff knights his friends, landing him in a predicament of medieval proportions.</desc>
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    <title>Hats - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Floyd eats Sheriff's hat, Sheriff becomes convinced that nobody will respect his authority without it.</desc>
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    <title>Smelly Glenn - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff learns that he was once a bully to a long lost schoolmate, he sets out to right his wrong.</desc>
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    <title>48 Meters Underground - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Tokyo and Nairobi's efforts go drastically awry. The Professor recalls Berlín detailing how they'd steal the gold from the water-logged vault.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Monk and the Election - S03E15</title>
    <desc>With her daughter's school about to be closed as a cost-cutting measure, Natalie becomes a candidate in the upcoming school board election despite Monk's fears that she'll desert him if she wins. Natalie's frustrations with a jammed photocopier and other defective equipment bought at a police auction are dwarfed by fear for her life when a sniper fires into her campaign headquarters, further damaging the equipment and killing a security guard. The only clues to the identity of the sniper are an oddly folded note demanding that "Natalie Teege" withdraw from the election and a bullet from a semiautomatic rifle made in Russia. Suspicion falls on Natalie's opponent in the election, Harold Krenshaw, whom Monk knows as a fellow patient of Dr. Kroger's. Although Monk thinks that Krenshaw is lying about his friendship with Dr. Kroger and Krenshaw admits to being an excellent shot, Monk is sure that Krenshaw is innocent because he wouldn't misspell Natalie's name. When Krenshaw passes a polygraph...</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Monk and the Kid - S03E16</title>
    <desc>After twenty-two-month-old Tommy Graser finds a severed finger and gives it to a policeman, Monk walks through the park with Tommy trying to retrace the child's steps. He finds no body or other incriminating evidence, but he does discover a surprising affection for the placid and intelligent toddler, who constantly repeats Monk's name and quietly submits to having his hands wiped when he touches "nature". A lab technician identifies the finger as that of a twenty-five-year-old man, and Monk deduces from a callus that the young man played the violin. After visiting the home of Daniel Carlyle, a musician who fits this description, Monk concludes that Daniel's mother and her other son, Jason, killed Daniel and that Jason is masquerading as his brother. Meanwhile, little Tommy is temporarily removed from the custody of his foster parents, and Monk surprises everyone, including himself, by volunteering to care for him for two weeks until his new adoptive parents can take him. With Tommy in...</desc>
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    <title>Dance, Monkee, Dance - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Peter is tricked into signing a lifetime contract with a ballroom dancing instructor.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Girls (Davy and Fern) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>To prevent a prediction from coming true, Mike, Micky and Peter try to keep Davy away from girls.</desc>
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    <title>Son of a Gypsy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Monkees must contend with a band of crazy gypsies.</desc>
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    <title>Moone Dance - S02E02</title>
    <desc>It's the dawn of a new era for Martin Moone as he begins secondary school, and while he isn't impressed with his friends' talk about girls, he soon changes his tune when he meets art teacher Miss Tivnan (Amy Huberman), a vision at the blackboard who sparks a romantic rivalry between him and Sean. Meanwhile, Dessie has an important question for Fidelma.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Raft - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Back in the summer, Martin and Padraic started building a raft. They planned to sail down the river into town, buy ice cream and frolic in the water. But now it's October and the raft still isn't quite finished. So instead, they'll make it a Halloween ghost ship.</desc>
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    <title>Handball Duel - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Like all young lads in the early 90s, Martin wants needs a Sega Mega Drive. Be gone slinky, hello magic machine. But Liam is having none of it: not only is this whole computer thing just a fad, work is slow and money is tight.</desc>
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    <title>Stags and Hens - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Could love be in the air when Martin's new classmate and neighbour Majella catches his eye? Father Linehan plans a memorable stag do for Dessie.</desc>
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    <title>Imposter Syndrome - S14E15</title>
    <desc>Desperate to discover who is surveilling them, Mark and Digger set a trap. Tim and Howard attempt a new path to recreating the family's high-proof elixir recipe. When Big Chuk arrives in Franklin County unexpectedly, Tickle and Henry have concerns.</desc>
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    <title>Resisting Arrest - S14E16</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Mark and Digger scramble to clear evidence of outlaw activity -- only to discover the law is one step ahead. Mike and Jerry build a column still that runs two proofs at once. In his final run, Kenny lends a hand to a legend in need.</desc>
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    <title>Mork, Mindy and Mearth Meet MILT - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mork uses Orkan components to assemble a home computer named M.I.L.T.  MILT is so sophisticated and tyrannical that it decides to hold its creator, Mindy and Mearth, as hostages.</desc>
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    <title>Midas Mork - S04E17</title>
    <desc>After hearing about how Rumplestilskin spun straw into gold, Mork and Mearth try to make polyester into gold. Mindy dreams that they become millionaires and live in a mansion with servants.</desc>
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    <title>Cheerleaders in Chains - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mindy gets jailed when she won't reveal a source for one of her stories. Mork tries to go through political channels to get her out but, when he tries to spring her out, he too gets arrested.</desc>
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    <title>Gotta Run (1) - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mork and Mindy are overjoyed when they meet Kalnik, an alien from Neptune who has also married an Earthling. Things go awry when they become suspicious of Kalnik's true intentions.</desc>
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    <title>Gotta Run (2) - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After the evil Kalnik bombs their apartment, leaving them on the run, Mork, Mindy and Mearth decide their only chance of surviving is to go public about Mork's real roots.</desc>
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    <title>Hodroyd Hall - Part 2 - S23E05</title>
    <desc>Part Two - The team continues its investigation of a 12th century hall in Barnsley, where visitors have seen the ghosts of a monk and a nun.</desc>
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    <title>Inventor - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An inventor comes to the house who upstages Mr. Bean and amazes Mrs. Wicket. Mr. Bean has some dastardly tricks up his sleeve though...</desc>
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    <title>Royal Bean - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean breaks his favourite cup with a picture of the Queen on it, his search for a new one eventually leads him to Buckingham Palace.</desc>
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    <title>Young Bean - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Bean snatches a piece of Mrs Wicket's freshly baked cake, he hides in the loft and takes a ride down memory lane...</desc>
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    <title>In the Pink - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After a robbery in the pet shop Mr. Bean finds himself lumbered with a strange pink animal.</desc>
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    <title>Dinner for Two - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Whenever you're you invited over to Mr. Bean's house for dinner, it's best to bring your own sandwiches!</desc>
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    <title>The Ball - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Bean accidently hits the neighbours ball onto the roof, he has to get it back. He faces a pass of panic and peril including nearly falling out of a window!</desc>
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    <title>Toothache - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Poor Mr. Bean has a toothache. He tries various things, and when he can't get it to stop hurting he wears a yellow fang, and it scares everyone in the dentists office!</desc>
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    <title>Haircut - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mr.Bean has a picture taking from The daily Blah but his hair just getting messy even when brushed,and he has to get a haircut but ends up in a disastrous result.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073223 +0000" stop="20260719074328 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighbourly Bean - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The nextdoor neighbours keep making really annoying noises that drive Mr. Bean crazy and keep him from watching his show on the television.</desc>
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    <title>Car Trouble - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After Mr. Bean's lime green Mini, his life long dream car since he was a boy, breaks down, he goes to a mechanic and is tricked into thinking it is beyond repair.</desc>
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    <title>The Tree of Flesh - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After Mr. Pickles framed Grandpa for murder in the Season 3 finale, Sheriff learns of Grandpa's whereabouts, and heads out of the country to track him down. Meanwhile Grandpa has a new determination to finally end things with Mr. Pickles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062220 +0000" stop="20260719063310 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy's Big Job - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Mr. Pickles, the urban sprawl of modern society pollutes the old-fashioned town where the Goodman family lives with their lovable pet dog, Mr. Pickles, a deviant collie with a secret satanic streak. 

Tommy falls for a young farmer girl, but she's not interested in a man without a job. Tommy sets out to find a job.</desc>
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    <title>Father's Day Pie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Goodman's Father's Day pie goes missing, Tommy and Mr. Pickles set out searching for the pie thief, but meet an unexpected creature in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Foul Ball - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Goodman's go to a baseball game and Tommy hopes to catch a highly sought after, record breaking foul ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065446 +0000" stop="20260719070533 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheeseman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Goodmans go on a family camping trip and Tommy learns the frightening legend of The Cheeseman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070533 +0000" stop="20260719071622 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Man's Curve - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters the soapbox derby and Grandpa finds Mr. Pickles' biggest fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071622 +0000" stop="20260719072741 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loose Tooth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy sets out with Mr. Pickles to lose his tooth so he can meet the Tooth Fairy. Meanwhile, Sheriff searches for a group of wanted pedophiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072741 +0000" stop="20260719073830 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa's Night Out - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Grandpa wakes up hungover and soon finds out that he made a horrible mistake the night before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073830 +0000" stop="20260719074918 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coma - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Goodman wonders how easy his life would be if he were a dog, and when he gets knocked unconscious, he soon finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074918 +0000" stop="20260719080007 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Is Mr. Pickles? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Pickles gets dog-napped as a gang of bounty hunters race to collect the bounty on his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060404 +0000" stop="20260719072622 +0000" channel="C1207.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eps2.0_unm4sk-pt1.tc / eps2.0_unm4sk-pt2.tc - S02E01</title>
    <desc>One month later and omfg, five/nine has changed the world; Elliot is in seclusion; Angela finds happiness at Evil Corp.; fsociety delivers a malicious payload; TANGO DOWN? / angela happy at evil corp. tyrell MIA and joanna has a new bf? wtf? dom leads fbi investigation into five/nine. elliot demands answers from mr. robot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060648 +0000" stop="20260719063614 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Going - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Agnes overhears the family deciding to put the dog in a home and believes they are talking about her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063614 +0000" stop="20260719070447 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Mammy - S02E06</title>
    <desc>There is bickering aplenty in the Brown household, but Agnes's attempts to build bridges come to an abrupt halt when Maria goes into labour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070447 +0000" stop="20260719073325 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Spell - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The family celebrate the baptism of Dermot and Maria's triplets with a party featuring a stage hypnotist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062207 +0000" stop="20260719070840 +0000" channel="C1210.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Riddle for Puppets - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A ventriloquist finds his dummy is acting independently of his will and kills the man who carved it. It's up to Kate to solve the murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070840 +0000" stop="20260719075508 +0000" channel="C1210.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caviar with Everything - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A society caterer, angry that her husband is divorcing her for her business partner, has murder in mind for both.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063450 +0000" stop="20260719072050 +0000" channel="C1211.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried in a Bog - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buried in a Bog unravels the riddle of two Iron Age Bog Bodies unearthed from the peat fields of Ireland. Through CG Animation these mysterious mummies, murdered over two millennia ago are brought back to life in a shocking ancient detective story that discovers the truth and glory behind their deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060845 +0000" stop="20260719063443 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fregosi Emerald - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Eddie gives Marilyn a ring he found in the attic as a birthday present. Grandpa recognizes it as the Fregosi Emerald, a centuries-old ring with a Transylvanian curse.  Herman doesn't believe in such a silly superstition; he is intent on proving that the ring does not bring about bad luck. He quickly regrets trying to do this.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063443 +0000" stop="20260719070038 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zombo - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Eddie, an avid fan of ghoulish TV host Zombo, becomes the winner of the ""Why I Like Zombo Contest"" and gets to be on the Zombo show. Herman becomes jealous of Eddie's new hero and wants to appear equally outlandish. But his efforts to impress his son fail. Eddie eventually learns that Zombo is not a real person but a phony character played by an actor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070038 +0000" stop="20260719072610 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyrano de Munster - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After Herman has his poetry published in The Mortician Monthly, a shy coworker named Clyde asks him to compose love letters to help him attract the attention of a young lady he's fallen for. Herman obliges, but soon Lily discovers samples of this mushy writing and becomes suspicious. After a re-enactment of the ""hiding in the bushes"" scene from CYRANO DE BERGERAC, the object of Clyde's desire falls for Herman. Meanwhile, Herman mistakenly suspects that Clyde's object of desire is Lily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072610 +0000" stop="20260719075147 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Musician - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Grandpa's magic transforms Eddie from a rotten trumpet player into a classical music virtuoso. But when he needs to duplicate the potion for a command performance for Herman's boss, Grandpa can't remember the exact formula. Eddie is accidentally turned into a jazz-playing, jive-talking hipster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060903 +0000" stop="20260719063339 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigerella - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The twins decide to get some snacks from the kitchen but Piggy warns them of the consinquences for getting snacks without Nannny's permision they ignore her warning but when piggy tries to sneak the snacks back in the kitchen Nanny accuses her of stealing from the fridge and makes her clean up the mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063339 +0000" stop="20260719065834 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Friend I Never Had - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Muppet Babies all want to have a perfect friend but find out that they are each not what they expect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065834 +0000" stop="20260719072307 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weirdo Zone - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gonzo shows the other babies what its like to be a ""weirdo"" like him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072307 +0000" stop="20260719074738 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muppets in Toyland - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Scooter gets an all new Transco JoBot, and all of the Muppets want one but Nanny gives them her old toys instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061402 +0000" stop="20260719064035 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charles Aznavour - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When he’s unable to get a spot on the show, Gonzo asks Scooter to be his manager. Scooter thinks Gonzo should do a rock act by banging a large rock with a mallet. Later, Gonzo tries female impersonation in a dress and a blonde wig. But Scooter gives up managing when Gonzo eats his contract.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064035 +0000" stop="20260719070706 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben Vereen - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ben Vereen received a Tony Award for his role in "Pippen". Before he became a star in his own right, Ben was an understudy for Sammy Davis Jr. in 1964.

A new version of Janice premieres in this episode. Janice has a new head sculpt.

Sam also received a makeover. The builders revised his head and made him slightly bluer in color.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070706 +0000" stop="20260719073337 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vincent Price - S01E18</title>
    <desc>In honor of guest star Vincent Price, the show is filled with monsters, ghosts, vampires and spooky sketches. Meanwhile, a three-headed monster tries to audition for Kermit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073337 +0000" stop="20260719080012 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twiggy - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kermit is skeptical when everyone backstage is terrorized by “the Phantom of the Muppet Show” aka Uncle Deadly, a monster-actor who performed in the theater years ago, got panned by the critics, and vowed never to perform there again, and not to let anyone else perform either warning the Muppets “Leave or be doomed!”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062047 +0000" stop="20260719070827 +0000" channel="C1217.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hannigan's Wake - S07E04</title>
    <desc>A journalist died before finishing his book trying to show a man was unjustly convicted of murder 16 years ago. Jessica is asked to use his notes to finish his book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070827 +0000" stop="20260719075600 +0000" channel="C1217.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Family Jewels - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A wealthy woman's passion for jewellery, not always hers, and her involvement with the chauffeur might be connected</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060015 +0000" stop="20260719062053 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greenpeace vs. Body Obsessed - S05E09</title>
    <desc>MXC brings a rivalry to a boil between members of Greenpeace and the people obsessed with their bodies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062053 +0000" stop="20260719064133 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Chicks of Primetime vs. Hot Celebrity Moms - S05E10</title>
    <desc>MXC has its' third all-female show, pitting Hot Celebrity Mothers against Hot Chicks of primetime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064133 +0000" stop="20260719070213 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White House vs. The World - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Workers at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 20001 take on the rest of the world on this week's episode of MXC.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070213 +0000" stop="20260719072249 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People Who P!$$ Us Off vs. Worst Jobs - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The famous people who you dislike take on the folks with the world's worst occupations.  Need we say more about this MXC attraction?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072249 +0000" stop="20260719074328 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>College Sports vs. Mall of Baghdad - S05E13</title>
    <desc>It's sis-boom-bah versus Babagannosh on MXC!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060555 +0000" stop="20260719063458 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy Returns - S05E01</title>
    <desc>More problems for Ben - Janey comes back home, Susan lies to the police, Michael's become born-again and Abi confuses nature with naturism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063458 +0000" stop="20260719070340 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Jack - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Michael gets a cool new friend called Jack, who seems a bit too interested in Susan, much to the amusement of Ben. Meanwhile, Janey gives Abi some fashion advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070340 +0000" stop="20260719073233 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Up, Docklands? - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Ben and Susan decide to help out some friends by flat-sitting their brand new Docklands apartment, and expectedly, things do not go according to plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062221 +0000" stop="20260719064613 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Their Own Quirky Ways - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The first-years try to stand out as they struggle to finish the obstacle course and qualify for a spot in the next round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064613 +0000" stop="20260719071006 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strategy, Strategy, Strategy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Izuku's having trouble finding a team for the cavalry battle in the next round of the U.A. sports festival. Luckily, he has a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071006 +0000" stop="20260719073358 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavalry Battle Finale - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The teams are fighting it out in the second half of the cavalry battle. Will Team Midoriya be able to keep their place in the top four?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073358 +0000" stop="20260719075750 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Born with Everything - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Izuku learns more about Todoroki's past as the first-years head into the final round of the sports festival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063212 +0000" stop="20260719071440 +0000" channel="C1222.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remains To Be Seen - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alexa is confronted by her own mortality as she explores the "Big Death" industry to unravel the secrets of a murdered man whose body was found in someone else's grave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071440 +0000" stop="20260719075657 +0000" channel="C1222.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fake Empire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When a clairvoyant contacts the police about a murder, offering details that have never been released to the public, Alexa jumps at the opportunity to prove that clairvoyants are frauds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060117 +0000" stop="20260719062228 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridle Gossip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Twilight encounters the mysterious zebra Zecora, who occasionally visits Ponyville and is rumored to be a witch. When she and her friends display a range of bizarre symptoms the next day, they begin to wonder whether Zecora put a curse on them. Applejack's little sister, Apple Bloom, ventures into the Everfree Forest to find the truth.

My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic - Season 1, Song #5: "Evil Enchantress Song"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062228 +0000" stop="20260719064339 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swarm of the Century - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Princess Celestia is coming to visit, and everyone in Ponyville is making sure everything is perfect for her arrival, especially Twilight. Unfortunately, trouble arises when a swarm of parasprites, adorable insects with ravenous appetites, invades the town. And they are multiplying by the second! Pinkie Pie claims to have a solution to this problem, but no one really knows why she is gathering various musical instruments to do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064339 +0000" stop="20260719070451 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Wrap Up - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Winter comes to an end, and Ponyville prepares for an annual cleanup to make way for spring. Twilight wants to take part as well, and is willing to do so without the use of her magic in the name of tradition. Everything she tries ends in disaster, but an argument among the disorganized teams inspires her to find her own way to help.

My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic - Season 1, Song #5: "Winter Wrap Up"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070451 +0000" stop="20260719072602 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Call of the Cutie - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A pony earns a cutie mark upon discovering his/her hidden talent or purpose in life. Apple Bloom's concern about her missing cutie mark sparks her to find a way to earn it before an upcoming party. She soon discovers, however, that she may not be the only "Blank Flank" in Ponyville after meeting two other young ponies.

My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic - Season 1, Song #5: "The Cupcake Song"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072602 +0000" stop="20260719074713 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fall Weather Friends - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Applejack and Rainbow Dash put their skills and sportsmanship to the test as they face off in an Iron Pony competition to see who is the better athlete. Who will be crowned the winner, and more importantly, how will the loser handle defeat? Later, they take part in a marathon event known as the Running of the Leaves, in which Dash must compete without the use of her wings. Can they both ensure a clean race without the competition getting the better of them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060056 +0000" stop="20260719062223 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bad Voodoo Brother - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Earl plans a Halloween party for Dodge and Earl Jr, while Catalina's nephew Oscar visits. This poses an opportunity for Randy to become the big brother he always wanted to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062223 +0000" stop="20260719064414 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sold a Guy a Lemon Car - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Suddenly at the top of Earl's list a life-or-death item appears right after a new mysterious man moves in next door. Meanwhile, a science fair has Joy all worked up to the point of obsession. She' so fixated on winning the fair so she can buy something special with the prize money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064414 +0000" stop="20260719070525 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earl and Joy's Anniversary - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Earl remembers his first wedding anniversary and the events that finally lead to their break up, involving Earl's cousin Blake and an invasion of killer bees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070525 +0000" stop="20260719072658 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature's Game Show - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Earl loses his list while tornado's hit Camden County.
Meanwhile, Randy thinks he's invincible after a wild boat ride and contemplates how he should use his new found power. Elsewhere, who's the smartest , Joy or Darnell? that's what this weeks argument is about and Catalina and Patty have a religious awakening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072658 +0000" stop="20260719074837 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reading Is A Fundamental Case - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Earl remembers a list item he crossed off while reading to the children of Camden County. While going down memory lane, Earl recalls that his old friend Raynard kept company with a raccoon while living in the great outdoors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061717 +0000" stop="20260719064247 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brotherly Love - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Mike and Robbie cross swords over a blonde schoolgirl, the issue widens until the whole family is involved in the argument.  But it is difficult for Steve to teach his sons that violence solves nothing with a pugnacious father-in-law around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064247 +0000" stop="20260719070822 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adjust or Bust - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Steve's theory that 'life is just a small series of adjustments' is put to the test in just one day's discovered doings. Steve must meet with a top Air Force General to discuss plans for a rocket design, and in the process, he must borrow Mike's car, but gets a flat tire and must take the bus home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070822 +0000" stop="20260719073358 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Engineer - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Steve is enamored of his new business associate, an attractive woman who is strictly business. He is tempted to mix business with pleasure but finds that she thinks only about the job at hand and doesn't have any plans to expand her love life, despite this romantic interlude.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073358 +0000" stop="20260719075934 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Harvest - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving Day's turkey dinner is threatened when the electricity is short-circuited throughout the neighborhood. Chip decides to bring along his Indian friend as his sole guest much to the annoyance of his brothers who say he is a bum who lives near the railway tracks in a rundown old shack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060548 +0000" stop="20260719062612 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa Said Knock You Out - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Michael freaks out when he spots a gray hair, but not on his head. He feels he's getting too old, and decides to practice boxing again to get in shape. He even teaches Jr. some tricks and some punches, until Jr. knocks Michael out, giving him a black eye. Meanwhile, Claire is ready to go on her first date with Tony, and Jr. mishears their conversation and thinks they're having sex. He decides to defend his sister and confronts Tony, who gives him a black eye. But it all turns out fine after the situation is cleared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062612 +0000" stop="20260719064719 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Wall - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Jay is coaching Kady's soccer team. The girls complain it's not any fun and Michael tries talking to Jay about it. He ends up taking over coaching the team and promising to make it fun for the girls. Jay doubts all that fun will lead to any win and just waits for vengeance. When Michael's team loses, the girls are offbeat about it and Jay breaks the news that she's been asked to coach another team, and they'll be playing Michael's on Saturday. Jay's team wins, but at least Kady gets to score her first goal. Jay decides to retire from coaching after her win â€“ but not without enjoying her win over Michael.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064719 +0000" stop="20260719070829 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Relationship - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game until he hires her as the new accountant at his firm. What comes as a great idea for Jay turns out to be a nightmare for Michael, because Jay wants to turn his morning ritual into running errands; takes over his office and gives the employees way more breaks than they should get. Cornered, Michael goes to Jr. for advice, who tells his father he should just fire Jay. When he does, Jay is extremely hurt. After a deep talk, they decide Jay can continue to work side-by-side with Michael, but not as intrusive as before. Meanwhile, Claire tries to show Kady that E.T. is not so scary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070829 +0000" stop="20260719072939 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results (a perfect 1600), the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully. Unfortunately, the results weren't Jr.'s, and his true score turns out to be only 200. Still, he proves he's not so dumb and puts together the jungle gym Michael couldn't put together for Kady. Meanwhile, Jay asks the girls what they to be when they get older. Claire wants to shop (to for companies, for her), and Kady wants to be an officer, so she starts practicing it around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072939 +0000" stop="20260719075046 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060235 +0000" stop="20260719062535 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sundagatt - S03E10</title>
    <desc>In the treasure chamber of the Golden City, the crowns found by our heroes allow the wearer to control the orichalc cubes by thought. As he goes to look for Tao in the Thallios to show him their discovery, Estéban passes by the statue: he seizes the crystal pearl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062535 +0000" stop="20260719064835 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadows of the Jungle - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Zarès managed to escape with the crown and the crystal pearl. Aboard the Condor, Esteban explains his plan to his friends. He arranged for Zarès to take the crystal pearl that had guided the Thallios to the golden city. With a little luck, she will guide the Condor in the same way towards Zarès and her nave. So they can follow him to his landmark. It is perhaps there that he retains Athanaos!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064835 +0000" stop="20260719071135 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Memorial Temple - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The mysterious pursuers turn out to be children whose parents were abducted by the men of Ambrosius to work forcibly at the Fort of Pattala. When they learn that our heroes are not friends of Ambrosius and that Esteban's father is also a prisoner, they decide to unite their strength to deliver them all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071135 +0000" stop="20260719073435 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laguerra - S03E13</title>
    <desc>At the fort of Pattala, Esteban was spotted by Ambrosius. When escaping, he sees his father in a cell but must flee because he is persecuted by Laguerra, the right arm of Ambrosius, and the guards of the palace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073435 +0000" stop="20260719075735 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Order of the Hourglass - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Tao is now in the hands of Ambrosius. The latter tries to return to his good graces, but Tao sees him as a traitor and refuses to give him his confidence. However, Tao discovers the laboratory of Ambrosius and is impressed by all that it reveals to him ...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061959 +0000" stop="20260719075125 +0000" channel="C1228.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Giant Leeches - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Movie Plot: Giant leeches attack a bunch of hicks in the Everglades.   Also riffed was the short "The Undersea Kingdom."
On the SOL: Joel finally gets rid of the Holo-clowns / Servo becomes a teenager / the 'bots discuss fashion for megalomaniacs / the crew discusses their dreams.
In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester puts a leech on Frank's neck instead of a nicotine patch / Dr. Forrester tries to get Joel to bow down to him.

Original film made in 1959</desc>
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    <title>Unfinished Business - S2015E12</title>
    <desc>Adam and Jamie tackle fan favorites; video games; grenades; spy cars; super-fast firearms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064833 +0000" stop="20260719073003 +0000" channel="C1229.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mythbusters vs. Jaws - S2015E13</title>
    <desc>In 2005, the MythBusters took a dive into shark-infested waters to test theories from the 1975 classic film "Jaws." In the episode, the MythBusters revisited the epic final scene of "Jaws" and tested whether shooting a scuba tank with a bullet would actually make it explode. The myth was busted, but many viewers thought they got it wrong. Now, ten years later and to coincide with the 40th anniversary of "Jaws," the MythBusters are back to test new ideas, theories and angles from the film. MythBusters vs. Jaws will not only retest the scuba tank explosion, but will also attempt to find out if the sounds of Orcas and the smell of dead sharks repel sharks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064110 +0000" stop="20260719072857 +0000" channel="C1230.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mark &amp; Justin - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mark from Sussex appeared last series as a body and was rejected - now he's back to choose himself a date. And Justin from London is done with being 'friend zoned' by girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060916 +0000" stop="20260719063216 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rosie Show - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Fran and Val go to The Rosie O'Donnell Show and Fran is picked out of the audience to talk to Rosie. She's so natural and funny that Rosie asks her to come on the show as a regular guest to give parenting advises. C.C. jumps in as her agent, and Fran starts to have a taste of life as a celebrity. Maxwell gets scared of losing her and makes up a story about a dream he had where a ghost told him something horrible would happen to Fran if she didn't quit the Rosie Show. Fran gets fired and is replaced by a retired couple from Florida.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063216 +0000" stop="20260719065517 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freida Needa Man - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Fran's aunt Freida has gone broke and moves into the Sheffield residence. The only way Fran can turn this around is if she convinces Freida's rich boyfriend Fred to propose to her. Fred doesn't think of himself as an exciting man, so Fran decides to teach him dance lessons. He has a heart attack and falls on Fran, just as Freida walks in. After the situation is cleared, everything seems to be fine again until Fred tells Fran he's in love with her. She almost puts a stop to the wedding, if Mr. Sheffield hadn't interfered. Fred has another heart attack, but this time everything ends up just fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065517 +0000" stop="20260719071817 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me and Mrs. Joan - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Maxwell's father is in town and Fran decides to help end the Sheffield family feud inviting James Sheffield over for dinner. He brings Joan with him, his old secretary for whom he left Max's mother. Maxwell is outraged at his father's selfishness during dinner, while Fran keeps wondering why can't Maxwell act more like his father and marry the help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071817 +0000" stop="20260719074048 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jay Leno leaves his dog under the cares of Mr. Sheffield. Meanwhile, Fran is being audited for her taxes, and not even flirting and champagne can help her out. She calls Mr. Sheffield for help, and they go to the IRS office to prove Fran's income taxes. The hearing doesn't go too good until Jay Leno shows up, making the appeals officer happy enough to dismiss the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065232 +0000" stop="20260719074212 +0000" channel="C1232.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cali KGB - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A gas incident threatens to disrupt the Cali-government deal and Jorge is asked to help out. Peña grapples with his former Los Pepes connection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064820 +0000" stop="20260719075241 +0000" channel="C1233.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alea lacta Est - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Verdin taunts the DEA agents torturing him. Félix offers opium dealer Guerra a partnership deal. Benjamín's sister Enedina poses a new business idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061435 +0000" stop="20260719063856 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dan accidentally creates a new hairstyle after sleeping in paint. Nathan tries to impress glam TV chick Dajve ""dave"" Bikinus. Something is killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063856 +0000" stop="20260719070323 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Editor Jonatton wants Dan to take part in some straight-on-straight gay action. A coke-blasted model proves an irresistible lure for Nathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070323 +0000" stop="20260719072916 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the final episode, Nathan finds his way into Claire's meeting with a TV commissioner, Pingu is finally broken like a rag doll and Dan discovers a way to get rid of Nathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072916 +0000" stop="20260719075525 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Baffled human wreck Dan Ashcroft watches in horror as his world is over-run with 24 carat berks, led by a strutting, brainless cock-of-the-walk called Nathan Barley, who, distressingly, has designs on Dan's sister Claire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062552 +0000" stop="20260719070859 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack-Knife - S07E15</title>
    <desc>When a Marine is found dead, Gibbs, Fornell and the team hit the open road to bust an illegal trucking operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070859 +0000" stop="20260719075233 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Secrets arise when Gibbs former mother-in-law surfaces as a witness in a murder investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060142 +0000" stop="20260719064300 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touch of Death (2) - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The joint NCIS: Los Angeles and Hawaii Five-0 task force travel from Hawaii to Los Angeles, when the lead suspect in the case moves to the mainland with a deadly virus in tow. 

The crossover started on Hawaii Five-0 S02E21.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064300 +0000" stop="20260719072613 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neighborhood Watch - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Kensi and Deeks are sent undercover as married couple Melissa and Justin when evidence points to a Russian sleeper cell in a suburban neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064119 +0000" stop="20260719072346 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into Thin Air - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Pride and the team are on the hunt for a kidnapped 14-year-old and discover that her father, who will soon have custody of her, is a radical survivalist living off the grid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060810 +0000" stop="20260719063132 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lilliputian Hitcher - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An Angel infiltrates NERV, quickly taking over the MAGI supercomputer, Ritsuko proposes writing a program to forcibly evolve Ireul to its extinction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063132 +0000" stop="20260719065454 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weaving a Story - S01E14</title>
    <desc>As Seele reviews NERV and Gendo's actions with the Third through Eleventh Angels, Ritsuko conducts a test in which the Eva pilots switch Units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065454 +0000" stop="20260719071816 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those women longed for the touch of others' lips, and thus invited their kisses. - S01E15</title>
    <desc>For the first time in years, Shinji meets his father at his mother's grave. Ritsuko, Misato and Ryoji attend a wedding and Asuka goes on a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071816 +0000" stop="20260719074138 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splitting of the Breast - S01E16</title>
    <desc>While in battle, Shinji and Unit 01 are engulfed in the spreading shadow of an Angel. As NERV fears them both lost, Shinji has a strange experience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060623 +0000" stop="20260719062743 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Smarter - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a "surprise" engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a "surprising" decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062743 +0000" stop="20260719064940 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Christine's 8-year-old son, Ritchie has been accepted into a posh private school where Christine encounters two snooty class moms, Marly and Lindsay, who can't seem to grasp the concept that Christine actually works. Her 20-something slacker brother, Matthew, lives with her, but in a pinch, also serves as Ritchie's babysitter.

On the first day at Ritchie's new school, Christine is mortified to discover that her ex-husband, Richard, with whom she gets along even better than when they were married, is dating a young, nice, impossible-to-hate woman also named Christine… the "new" Christine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064940 +0000" stop="20260719071107 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supertramp - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Christine learns that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, she becomes determined to make her own conquests. After several failed attempts to meet eligible men, she finally runs into a guy named Stan at the grocery store. Unbeknownst to Christine, Stan is a father at Ritchie's school who is known as "Sad Dad."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071107 +0000" stop="20260719073241 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Water - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Christine learns that her close friends, Barb and Pete, are responsible for introducing Richard to his "new" Christine, she allows them to set her up on a blind date of her own. After a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love in the strangest of places. Meanwhile, Matthew takes Ritchie to swimming lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073241 +0000" stop="20260719075410 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton with lawyer jokes. But when he tries to make it up to them by inviting Christine and Burton to dinner with him and "new" Christine, his best-laid plans go awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060741 +0000" stop="20260719063018 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Honey Pot Robbery - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Every honey pot in the Hundred Acre Wood is disappearing. At first, the Wood inhabitants suspect of Pooh, but a simple investigation reveals that the real thieves are heffalumps and woozles, which are the legendary honey thieves, cowardly Heff the Heffalump and his grumpy boss, Stan the Woozle. Now Pooh and his friends must find ways to protect their honey and foil the thieves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063018 +0000" stop="20260719065256 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stripes - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tigger loses his stripes after a bath.

A toy monkey makes a bet with Pooh and the gang that he can do everything better than they can.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065256 +0000" stop="20260719071539 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey See, Monkey Do Better - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It’s almost Christopher Robin’s birthday, and they find a giant present in his room. It is a monkey called Bruno, saying he is the best present anyone can have. Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit and Piglet make it their goal to show Christopher what they can all do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071539 +0000" stop="20260719073817 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitter Blues - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Christopher Robin must learn to deal with his babysitter, and then he must be a babysitter for Roo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060323 +0000" stop="20260719062559 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentime's Day - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The siblings are given a project to do something special for somebody else on Valentine's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062559 +0000" stop="20260719064840 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, &amp; Dawn - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The children have a long history of losing to their arch-nemesis, Paul Tibbit, and coming in second place at a puppet show. When Dawn starts spending more time with Mack so that she does not have to participate, her brothers are worried that it will cost them the show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064840 +0000" stop="20260719071122 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quad-Ventures in Babysitting - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The quads attempt to convince their parents to agree to let Josie to be their new babysitter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071122 +0000" stop="20260719073343 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>M.D. Day - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Even though they are scared of doctors, the quads want to get through their routine exams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073343 +0000" stop="20260719075625 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abraquadabra - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Ricky gets grounded  and is forbidden to go to his friend's party to see his idol's magic show and his siblings try to sneak him out without Tom and Anne knowing to see his idol perform magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061638 +0000" stop="20260719064033 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Takes a Halloween - S08E05</title>
    <desc>On Halloween, Harry locks up a defendant known as the Spirit of Death, and people, including next scheduled victim Dan, stop dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064033 +0000" stop="20260719070426 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads (1) - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When the staff is quarantined for the night, they spend the hours reminiscing about turning points in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070426 +0000" stop="20260719072820 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads (2) - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When a chemical spill forces Judge Harry T. Stone (portrayed by Harry Anderson) and his courthouse team to remain inside the courtroom, the episode uses this setup as the frame for a series of flashbacks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072820 +0000" stop="20260719075211 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Court - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Roz surprises everyone by becoming unbearably perky when the staff is temporarily assigned to daytime hours, and Christine decides she must totally change her personality to hang onto Tony and her marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061006 +0000" stop="20260719063907 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Six - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jill's lies are finally catching up with her. The man she framed for her husband's murder, Glen Bulb, escapes from the mental hospital. And Cath is becoming suspicious of Jill's "pregnancy", which is now entering its 11th month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063907 +0000" stop="20260719070724 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet Jill (""mid 20's, widow, with a lust for life and a flexible spine""), a suburban hairdresser who sets her sights on a new life following her husband is diagnosed with cancer. Jill convinces everyone her husband Terry is dead, however he's alive and well in the hospital. But Jill doesn't care about that, she's got better things to do like joining the ""Lasso the Moon"" Matchmaking Agency where she's set-up on a rather peculiar blind-date with Glen who describes his personality as ""Scottish"".
Next on the agenda is the â€˜Fun and Fellowship' group at the local village hall where she meets her new neighbour and the man of her dreams - Dr. Don Cole. Jill firmly sets her sights on the dishy GP, but there's just a slight problem - he's married to wheelchair-bound Cath. Undeterred by this small obstacle, Jill infiltrates their livesâ€¦and refuses leave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070724 +0000" stop="20260719073558 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jill descends further into Cath and Don's lives by inviting Don around for a dinner of smashed prawns in a milky basket. However her plans are thwarted when Cath turns up for dinner too. Meanwhile, husband Terry continues his attempts to get in touch, but Jill still refuses to speak to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061305 +0000" stop="20260719063404 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 2 - Stage 2.2 &amp; 3.1 - S02E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063404 +0000" stop="20260719065504 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 2 - Stage 3.2 &amp; 4 - S02E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065504 +0000" stop="20260719071604 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 3 - Stage 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071604 +0000" stop="20260719073703 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 3 - Stage 2 &amp; 3.1 - S03E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073703 +0000" stop="20260719075803 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 3 - Stage 3.2 &amp; 4 - S03E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061059 +0000" stop="20260719063501 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Walk - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While figuring out the truth about her brother's disappearance, Shiro remembers that Sora is having a high-stakes game of Othello with Clammy in which they are betting their own existence and memories. With Sora in a dire position and unable to continue the game, Shiro assumes his place according to the game's rules and wins. With this, the siblings not only earn Clammy's allegiance and the support of her Elf partner, Feel Nilvalen, but by sharing his memories with her, Sora finally wins her trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063501 +0000" stop="20260719065903 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Rose - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After finishing their preparations, the time has come for Sora and Shiro to challenge the Werebeasts with the destiny of all Imanity at stake, accompained by Jibril and Steph. But just when the game begins, the siblings fall into despair when they see themselves in a city that resembles their own homeland and the traumas of their past come to surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065903 +0000" stop="20260719072305 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Giant - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Having regained their composure, Sora and Shiro confront Izuna with Jibril's help but soon realize that the game is rigged to the point that winning is almost impossible. All hope seems lost when Shiro is apparently put on enemy control, until Izuna realizes that she is actually falling on a trap by the siblings, and enjoying the game for the first time in her life, she finally decides to go all out against them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072305 +0000" stop="20260719074707 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rule Number 10 - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro are driven into a corner by Izuna's activated Blood Destruction, but just when Izuna thinks she's won the game, she falls into yet another of their traps and is defeated. Some time later, the siblings are summoned by the leader of the Werebeasts, the Shrine Priestess, who wants a rematch against them for the sake of her people, but the challenge "unexpectedly" ends in a draw. She is convinced into joining forces and establishing the Elkia Federation by merging the Imanity and Werebeast territories into a single nation. While making preparations for their next battles, Sora and Shiro renew their conviction to unite all the races of Disboard under their rule, and one day challenge Tet for his title of "One True God".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061347 +0000" stop="20260719063802 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Daikoku and Kofuku only allow Hiyori to come through the borderline so she can cleanse her blight, stating that Yato will die unless Yukine receives punishment by ablution. Although Daikoku manages to enlist the help of Mayu, he struggles to find a third Regalia to help perform the ablution. Rejecting the thought of calling on Nora, as she might kill Yukine, Hiyori goes to Bishamon's shrine to request Kazuma's help. As the three Regalias get together, they discover Yukine's back is covered with phantoms and begin their ablution, in which Yukine must endure pain until he confesses to his sins, or otherwise transform into a phantom himself. Yukine admits his crimes and expresses his jealousy of the living and his envy of what they have. As Yukine's condition worsens, Hiyori and Yato calls out to him, reminding him that they are his friends, and the name Yato gave him is that of a person's. Hearing this, Yukine apologises for all the bad things he had done, allowing the ablution to be successfully carried out. With both Yato and Yukine back to normal, they both feel thankful towards Hiyori for saving their lives. Meanwhile, Nora has awakened a spirit named Rabo, who has a grudge against Yato.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Regarded with Hate - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As Yukine takes up a part time job at Daikoku's food stand to help repay what he stole, he and Hiyori hear from Miyu about how Tenjin banished one of his regalias for stinging him with blight. Meanwhile, Tenjin informs Yato, who finally contemplates fulfilling Hiyori's request, that he may be able to fix her problem if he cuts his ties with her. On New Year's Day, as Yato and Yukine fight a group of phantoms, Hiyori, who was on a shrine visit with her friends, is lured out by Nora, who sends her own phantoms to chase after her. As Hiyori is saved as the phantoms are dissolved by dawn's sunlight, Nora informs her about Rabo and his desire to kill Yato, telling her to stop existing. After Yato and Yukine manage to defeat all the phantoms, they catch up to Hiyori, only to find she has no memory of who Yato is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070218 +0000" stop="20260719072633 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abandoned God - S01E11</title>
    <desc>As Yato and Yukine try to figure out how to restore Hiyori's memories, they are confronted by Nora, who reveals she had stolen Hiyori's memory of Yato and has become Furuhime, regalia of Rabo, who attacks Yato in an attempt to awaken some repressed memories. As Yato finds himself unable to beat Rabo and Furuhime, the two take their leave, with Furuhime stating she will return Hiyori's memory if Yato can defeat Rabo. It is revealed that Rabo is a calamity god, a god who answers malicious wishes to kill people, phantoms, and gods, who once worked alongside Yato, who was also a calamity god himself. As Yato becomes conflicted over whether restoring Hiyori's memory is the right thing to do, Yukine shows Hiyori a picture book detailing the times they have spent together. Meanwhile, Furuhime reveals that Hiyori's memory is further waning, shown when she loses her memory of Yukine, and will leave her as an empty vessel if nothing is done. Despite knowing the risks involved, Yato and Yukine resolve to restore Hiyori's memory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072633 +0000" stop="20260719075033 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Scrap of a Memory - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Yato and Yukine warp over to Rabo's shrine, mistakenly dragging Hiyori along with them. Yato immediately engages Rabo and Furuhime, only to be easily fended off and taken prisoner by a spell of Rabo's which enshrouds the victim in a sphere of water. Hiyori manages to pull Yato out, allowing the fight to resume. Unsatisfied with Yato's performance, Rabo decides to destroy the jewel-like sphere containing Hiyori's stolen memories, causing her to fall unconscious. Angered by this, Yato appears to awaken to his former self as a god of calamity, and easily kicks Rabo into the stone cliff surrounding the site. Having seen that Yato had returned to his old self, Rabo absorbs the storm which had been raging from above, thus merging with its phantoms. An exchange between the two causes boulders to loosen, one of which heads directly for Hiyori. Yato saves her just in time, and holds her tightly to his body in a protective gesture. Hiyori's memories are awakened by his scent, and she returns to consciousness. Realizing he has to get rid of Hiyori, Rabo takes hold of her, but is finished off by Yato and Yukine with a move used for cleansing phantoms. As the three make their way back home, Hiyori tells Yato and Yukine that she never wants to sever her ties with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062318 +0000" stop="20260719070948 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What I Did for Love - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Joel's plans for a vacation to New York are sidetracked by Maggie's dreams about his death in an airplane crash and his suspicions about the enthusiastic doctor sent to temporarily replace him. Maurice's annual visit from an astronaut "groupie" is interrupted by his sleeping problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070948 +0000" stop="20260719075641 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Break - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Things get a little crazy as the town waits for the annual ice breakup and the annual "running of the bulls" down the streets of Cicely. Joel and Maggie find themselves irresistibly drawn together, Maurice is attracted to a dominating state trooper sent to uncover the villain behind the annual rash of petty thefts and Holling challenges all the customers to a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062351 +0000" stop="20260719065143 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitting - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Reluctantly Lucy allows Lee’s father, Frank, to babysit and then wishes she hadn’t.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065143 +0000" stop="20260719071847 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Lee's hopes for a stress-free ferry trip to France with Lucy and the children are dashed when they don't leave enough time for the car journey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071847 +0000" stop="20260719074602 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Tub - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Lee and Lucy play Hot Tub Fantasy Date with Anna and Toby, and end up in hot water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060119 +0000" stop="20260719060621 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hundred - S04E28</title>
    <desc>One Hundred shows us what she's made of in a big song about being big</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060621 +0000" stop="20260719061123 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Thousand and One - S04E29</title>
    <desc>One wonders if anyone could be bigger than One Hundred, and has a big think about some very big numbers indeed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061123 +0000" stop="20260719061625 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More to Explore - S04E30</title>
    <desc>It's time for the grand finale but the number fun doesn't stop here - there's so much more to explore!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061625 +0000" stop="20260719062132 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Turn - S05E01</title>
    <desc>It’s time for some bouncy fun as the Numberblobs take over the show. Learn about number lines, comparing numbers and more with the Numberblobs</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062132 +0000" stop="20260719062638 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now You See Us - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks discover a magic spell that makes them all invisible. Uh-oh! Learn how to write numbers with Numberblocks Zero to Nine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062638 +0000" stop="20260719063656 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten's Top Ten - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Ten presents a rundown of the top hit songs in Numberland. Learn number bonds to six, seven, eight, nine and ten with the Numberblocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063656 +0000" stop="20260719064202 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's My Number? - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Welcome to the game show where you don't count, you see the amount! Join the Numberblocks and learn how to recognise numbers of things without counting them</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064202 +0000" stop="20260719064708 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun Times One Times Table - S05E05</title>
    <desc>One goes in search of the legendary One Times Table. Sing along and learn the One Times Table with the Numberblocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064708 +0000" stop="20260719065215 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Many Friends of Twenty - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Twenty enters the Pattern Palace to find out who his Twenty-friends are. Learn about number bonds to 20 with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065215 +0000" stop="20260719065721 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten Vaulting - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks compete in the finals of the Ten-vaulting contest. Learn about adding past ten with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065721 +0000" stop="20260719070227 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twoland - S05E08</title>
    <desc>What if Two was the first Numberblock? Imagine that! Learn about even numbers up to 20 with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070227 +0000" stop="20260719070733 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Times Shoe Shop - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Two discovers a magical shoe shop and the even more magical Two Times Table. Sing along and learn the two times table with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070733 +0000" stop="20260719071240 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Side Story - S05E10</title>
    <desc>How do the Odd Blocks and Even Tops work out who's best? Dance! Learn about odd and even numbers to 20 with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071240 +0000" stop="20260719071746 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Rectangly! - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Twenty-One helps some new friends find out how many rectangles they can make. Learn about the numbers 23 and 24 and explore arrays with the Numberblocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071746 +0000" stop="20260719072252 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rectangle Racers - S05E12</title>
    <desc>At the Rays Track, Twenty-Four is ready to race all day and all night! Learn about the different arrays numbers can make with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072252 +0000" stop="20260719072758 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Team Factor - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Welcome to the Team Tag Arena for another exciting match! Who will be left standing? Learn about numbers that can split into equal parts with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072758 +0000" stop="20260719073305 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Talents - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Twenty-Six enters Fifteen's Talent Show... and finds some hidden talents! Learn about the number 26, and how it splits into two thirteens with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073305 +0000" stop="20260719073811 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Patterns - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Twenty-Seven and Twenty-Eight explore the new Pattern Wall at the Gallery. Learn about the numbers 27 and 28 and explore number patterns with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073811 +0000" stop="20260719074317 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now in 3D - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Octonaughty returns with a whole new dimension of naughtiness. This calls for a whole new dimension of superhero! Learn about cubes, and other ways of arranging blocks in three dimensions with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074317 +0000" stop="20260719074823 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Club Picnic - S05E17</title>
    <desc>There are so many clubs for Numberblocks to belong to – it's time for Twenty-Nine to figure out where he belongs! Learn about grouping numbers by numerical properties with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074823 +0000" stop="20260719075330 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Threes - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Three's attempts to hide in the Clubhouse get increasingly tricky in a slapstick comedy of Threes! Learn which numbers are multiples of three, with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075330 +0000" stop="20260719075836 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus of Threes - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Roll up, roll up, roll up as the spectacular Three Times Table puts on a show to remember. Learn the three times table with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064641 +0000" stop="20260719073048 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hand Job - S09E14</title>
    <desc>A safe is stolen and two people are crucified and Ortiz and McDowell catch the case, one victim is alive, but still nailed down, but his stripper girlfriend didn't survive.  He tells them that two Russian men committed this crime.  Sipowicz, Clark Jr., Medavoy and Jones investigate the shooting of a rap star that was shot (and later dies from his injuries) at his record release party.  One of the guys who worked security for the party is named Marcus Hodges and is a cop that Clark Jr. knows from his days back at the police academy.  Clark Jr. and Sipowicz talk with Hodges about the shooting, but he didn't see the crime go down.  The rap star's brother is questioned and he says that a rival rap star named "Fury" but that they call "Furry" probably did it, since he was seen at the club that night.  McDowell and Ortiz run the details of their case by Rodriguez, while the temp PAA listens with great screenwriting interest.  Clark Jr. vouches for the conduct of his former classmate to Rodri</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063131 +0000" stop="20260719071529 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The College Try - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Some go East, some stay West for freshmen orientation weekends. Ryan and Marissa arrive at Berkeley, and Summer and student/poseur Seth visit Brown. Familiar faces also surface. Anna is at Brown. And doesn't Theresa's baby look like...Ryan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071529 +0000" stop="20260719075848 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party Favor - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Right dress. Wrong date. If you can't go to prom with the person you like, go with someone who makes the person you like jealous. There'll be many memories for the Core 4 after this prom. Not all of them will be happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065044 +0000" stop="20260719075354 +0000" channel="C1256.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: Away - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An agonizing dilemma gives OA a new perspective on the group's plight. Homer resolves to find out what Hap's experiments are really about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060159 +0000" stop="20260719062715 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moonlighter - S04E14</title>
    <desc>To earn money to repay Felix, Oscar takes a job as a cook at a diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062715 +0000" stop="20260719065319 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanliness is Next to Impossible - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Felix summons a hypnotist to cure Oscar of his messiness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065319 +0000" stop="20260719071855 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flying Felix - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Oscar tries to help frightened flyer Felix make it to Houston.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071855 +0000" stop="20260719074418 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vocal Girl Makes Good - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A shy but talented singer will only appear in Felix's opera if Oscar will join her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062646 +0000" stop="20260719065609 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A colleague's birthday provides a welcome distraction for the employees of Wernham Hogg and leads to a series of practical jokes at the expense of David and Gareth. Meanwhile, David's growing frustrations with new boss Neil constantly looking over his shoulder are somewhat alleviated by the arrival of two representatives from a public speaking company who seem keen to recruit him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065609 +0000" stop="20260719072539 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Motivation - S02E04</title>
    <desc>David's preparations for his first motivational training seminar that evening don't get off to the perfect start when he first discovers the staff's new nicknames for him that are doing the rounds and then receives another reprimand from Neil for neglecting his duties. Meanwhile, Tim and Rachel finally go public with their relationship, much to the dismay of Gareth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072539 +0000" stop="20260719075440 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's Comic Relief Day and the staff of Werhnam Hogg all do their bit to raise money including Dawn, whose 'kisses for 1' stand finally provides Tim with the opportunity he's been waiting for. But when David can only produce a draft of his new gameshow concept in place of an important company report, Neil and Jennifer draw the line and inform him that he is being made redundant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064052 +0000" stop="20260719072251 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dunder Mifflin Infinity (2) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>In a special hour long episode, Ryan returns to Scranton with a plan to bring Dunder Mifflin into the digital age by launching a new website - Dunder Mifflin Infinity. Michael is worried about ageism and attempts to win back clients using old fashion business skills. Relationships are on the forefront as Ryan returns to an eager Kelly, Jim and Pam are outed to the office, and Angela is still upset with Dwight about her cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072251 +0000" stop="20260719074426 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Launch Party (1) - S04E05</title>
    <desc>In this hour long special, its the launch of the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website and Michael is anticipating going to the launch party in NYC. At the Scranton branch, Angela and the Party Planning Committee plan a satellite party. Meanwhile, Dwight competes against the website to be top seller of paper in a day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060256 +0000" stop="20260719062505 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Wonder - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Barbara hires a genetics tutor, unaware of his obvious shortcomings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062505 +0000" stop="20260719064711 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Et Tu, Ann - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Ann is intrigued with her handsome new assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064711 +0000" stop="20260719070919 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Larceny - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Barbara's new hobby lands Schneider in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070919 +0000" stop="20260719073125 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart Attack - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Ann suffers a heart attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073125 +0000" stop="20260719075329 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Male Jealousy - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Schneider and Max duel for the attention of the Romano women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060157 +0000" stop="20260719063113 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Timeless Time - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A variety of bizarre factors, including a dead hedgehog, keep Victor awake. And if Victor's awake, Margaret isn't going to get much sleep either.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063113 +0000" stop="20260719070039 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday Morning Will Be Fine - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After a burglary Victor decides not to replace his television set in order to give him and Margaret more opportunity to get out of the house. However, a trip to the pub results in a disconcerting experience with an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070039 +0000" stop="20260719073004 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dreamland - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Margaret is having a recurring dream about murdering someone who looks like Victor. However, it's Margaret who is starting to irritate Victor. That is, until she disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073004 +0000" stop="20260719075909 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Broken Reflection - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alfred, Victor's accident prone brother, is making his first visit from New Zealand for 25 years. Victor is not looking forward to his stay, preferring to act as a neighbourhood vigilante.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061312 +0000" stop="20260719064327 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Second Time Around - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Del's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064327 +0000" stop="20260719071318 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Slow Bus to Chingford - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter's Ethnic Tours. But, why are there no takers?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071318 +0000" stop="20260719074333 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Russians Are Coming - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One things guaranteed: the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061048 +0000" stop="20260719063239 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matt's Back - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Froy and Mike, the new guy, repo a car at a paintball range. When the scene gets out of control, Matt swoops in out of nowhere and saves the day. Then, Sonia and Froy repo a high-end luxury sedan from a snooty pair of Brits in the high-rent district. Finally, Matt and Lou head to a dangerous job with Matt's biggest... and smallest fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063239 +0000" stop="20260719065430 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strapped on the Court - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Matt and Froy have to choose between the job and their lives when they're confronted by a dozen gun-toting basketball players. Then, Lou and Sonia have to crash a night-time family reunion to get their car. And finally, Lou and Lyndah think they are going to repo a Chevy van from wounded veterans, but the veterans aren't what they seem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065430 +0000" stop="20260719071622 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honor Rolling Away - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sonia and Lyndah find themselves at a local University trying to reclaim a car from a not-so-honorable honor roll student with a squeaky voice. Then, Matt and Sonia are tasked with snagging a tricked-out race car from two vested thugs armed with golf clubs. Finally, Lou and Sonia head to a fancy part of town to repo an Escalade from a young professional and his unsupportive wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071622 +0000" stop="20260719073813 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intoxicated Marina Idiots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, Lou and Sonia are on a hunt for a 2007 Porsche &amp; a 2008 Audi from the same drug dealing debtor. Next, Matt and Froy pry a truck from a group of intoxicated idiots at a marina. And finally, Matt and Lou hit up an upscale Glendale neighborhood to scoop up a BMW from a shoe throwing rich couple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073813 +0000" stop="20260719080004 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burgers, Bottles, and Hustlers - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lou and Sonia repo a compact sedan from a trio of gun-wielding, bottle-breaking gangsta gals. Then, Matt and Froy get some fast food when they deal with an irate burger-slinger who won't honor Matt's order for his car. Finally, Sonia and Froy come face-to-face with a small time hustler and a gaggle of ladies in his employ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064149 +0000" stop="20260719073722 +0000" channel="C1267.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empathy Is a Boner Killer - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Nicky's stash situation gets complicated. Alex and Crazy Eyes try a new drama class. Red assists Healy with a personal matter.</desc>
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    <title>Home - S02E03</title>
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    <desc>Jamie prepares to face British forces in battle. Roger and Brianna question Buck MacKenzie's intentions in the 20th century. William fights in the First Battle of Saratoga.</desc>
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    <title>Animal Farm - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Cyril O'Reily, Ryan's brother comes to Oz and is immediately violated by Schillinger. Ryan tries to get him away from OZ, but Cyril instead lands in the hole. El Cid tells Alvarez the only way he can "stay in the game" is to "pluck out" the eyes of a prison guard, Rivera. Bellinger and Adebisi exchanging love letters without meeting. Nappa, the new Wiseguys leader, wants Adebisi to be punished for raping his godson Peter Schibetta. Robert Sippel, a Catholic priest who spent ten years in OZ for molesting a 14-year-old boy is released and but Poet returns.</desc>
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    <title>In Case of Emergency - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The FBI questions Ruth. Tensions between Cosgrove and Marty hit a new high. Sue takes on a new patient. Wendy recruits for her foundation.</desc>
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    <title>Pacula - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mezmaron transforms a bat into the vampiric Count Pacula in a plot to get the citizens of Pac-Land to hand over the map to the Power Pellet Forest.</desc>
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    <title>Trick or Chomp - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Pac family goes trick or treating on Halloween night until the ghosts comes along and spice things up.</desc>
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    <title>Super Ghosts - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Ghost Monsters get superpowers and try to take over the world.</desc>
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    <title>The Pac-Man in the Moon - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After the Ghost Monsters steal the Space Shuttle, Pac-Man and Pepper must retrieve it.</desc>
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    <title>Car Explosion and More - S04E26</title>
    <desc>A car bursts into flames, and a man wrestles an alligator to save a puppy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071055 +0000" stop="20260719075256 +0000" channel="C1273.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black-Eyed Child Apparition in Reno and More - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A toddler in Nevada dances with a sinister child-like apparition; a Minnesota family catches Bigfoot in their backyard; a tree in the Philippines spouts holy water from a mysterious source.</desc>
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    <title>The Exorcist - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The story of a senior exorcist who was trained at the Vatican in Rome.</desc>
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    <title>The Rendelsham Files - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Several senior American airmen, including a lieutenant colonel, describe seeing what they believe were UFOs near a nuclear weapons base in Suffolk, England, in the third-season finale.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 32 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The lot gets hot when three brothers team up to retrieve their impounded car. Garfield and Sherry encounter their largest booting target ever, while Brian faces the flames of hell on his ticketing beat.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 28 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A new resident struggles to get his car after being towed on his first day in Philly. Shawn can't keep up with the tickets in front of a famous hoagie shop, and Neema deals with being the only female tow driver on the squad.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 31 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Marylin takes it to heart when a man she tickets flies into a rage. The hurdles may be too high for a couple struggling to retrieve the impounded car they adore. Cursed by Sherry, Steve loses his Mojo and nothing goes right on their boot beat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070627 +0000" stop="20260719072814 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 29 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>At the lot, a woman's anger stands in the way of getting her car back, while Lisa has to contend with a stalker on her ticketing beat. A man seeks compensation for his wrongly impounded car, and Neema, the Queen of Towing, is surprised by a wild stolen car story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072814 +0000" stop="20260719075000 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 30 - S02E16</title>
    <desc>At the lot it's a race against time for a man trying to get his car off the auction block. Sherry takes on the challenge of booting while Steve watches her back, and ticket writer Marlene has a showdown with angry citizens and her unruly hair.</desc>
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    <title>Time Capsule - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Leslie wants to bury a time capsule that encapsulates life in Pawnee, but an odd suggestion from a local man causes unforeseen consequences. Andy seeks help from Chris about how to win back April.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062726 +0000" stop="20260719064847 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ron and Tammy II - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Tom tries to get back at Ron by going out on a date with Ron's ex-wife Tammy, while Leslie tries to protect Ron from falling prey to her charms. Meanwhile, April is assigned to work with Chris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064847 +0000" stop="20260719071007 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Media Blitz - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While advertising for the Harvest Festival, Ben has to deal with some troubling questions about his past. Meanwhile, Andy continues to try to win April back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071007 +0000" stop="20260719073128 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indianapolis - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ron and Leslie take a road trip to the big city in order to visit Ron's favorite place which happens to be a steakhouse, but Leslie has alternative motives for the trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073128 +0000" stop="20260719075740 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harvest Festival - S03E07</title>
    <desc>It's make it or break it for the Parks Department at the Harvest Festival which is full of surprises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061701 +0000" stop="20260719064245 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Likely Candidate - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A politician running for office asks the Partridge family to perform at one of his rallies. Shirley goes out with him to discuss political views and they form a close bond. Keith is jealous and work for his campaign to keep an eye on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064245 +0000" stop="20260719070819 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swiss Family Partridge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Partridge Family perform at a ski resort. After their two week tour, they head for a vacation at a secluded rustic cabin in the mountains. Their days of relaxation turns into mud slides, constant rain, and gloom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070819 +0000" stop="20260719073417 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't Loveth Grand? - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Greg, a former childhood friend of Laurie's, returns to town and reconnects. Turns out he is now a minister. They go out together and have a great time catching up on their lives. Laurie starts to fall for him and Shirley is worried.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073417 +0000" stop="20260719080016 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Happened to Keith Partridge? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A talent agent sees Keith and offers him a screen test for a Hollywood movie. He practices his scene and drives to the studio with the whole family. Keith is offered the part, and as he packs, he finds out he lost the part just that fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060818 +0000" stop="20260719063625 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Down Company Picnic - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Competition is the word of the day as Ron competes for a job at the head office, Casey for best all around at the events and Roman and Kyle compete with Valhalla Catering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063625 +0000" stop="20260719070329 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joel Munt's Big Deal Party - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Roman is less than thrilled when he discovers the party is being thrown by his 'sell-out' writing partner who hired him to rub his face in the sale of his new spec script.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064443 +0000" stop="20260719074642 +0000" channel="C1279.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Mind - S01E02</title>
    <desc>At the Melrose family's glorious house in the South of France, young Patrick has the run of the magical grounds. His father David rules with cruelty and his mother Eleanor has retreated into self medication and booze. Bravely imaginative and self-sufficient out of necessity, 9-year-old Patrick encounters the volatile lives of adults with fear. They are expecting guests for the weekend, but this afternoon is profoundly unlike other summer days, and the shocking events that precede the guests' arrival tear Patrick's world in two.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060343 +0000" stop="20260719070028 +0000" channel="C1280.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L'Affaire Contre John Lakeman - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Agathe, headed back to Milwaukee to investigate John, crosses paths with Alice. Tom receives critical new intelligence that may give him the upper hand in his plan to influence the Iranian election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070028 +0000" stop="20260719075056 +0000" channel="C1280.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Cheney - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Agathe interrogates John just as Edward struggles to establish his brother's alibi. A surprise visitor joins the McMillan duck hunt in a last minute appeal to Leslie to allow John back on the travel team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061855 +0000" stop="20260719064209 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save the Baddies - S11E21</title>
    <desc>Humdinger, Sid, and Sweetie have joined forces to try and take over the Lookout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064209 +0000" stop="20260719070523 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save the Puppets - S11E24</title>
    <desc>Julius and Julia get into a sticky situation when the paper bag puppets they created for a puppet show become stuck on the antlers of a deer!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070523 +0000" stop="20260719072840 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Jr. Patrollers' Christmas - S11E25</title>
    <desc>At a Christmas Eve sleepover, the Jr. Patrollers are fooled into helping Mayor Humdinger steal everyone's stockings so he can get all the presents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072840 +0000" stop="20260719075155 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups vs. The Robo-Ducky - S11E26</title>
    <desc>Digi and Tal build a giant Robo-Ducky that runs amok through Adventure Bay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061654 +0000" stop="20260719063733 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Presence of Greatness - S2018E11</title>
    <desc>Rick and Chum grapple with a Batman utility belt toy from the 1960s. Will they be hooked into buying it? A gorgeous Mosrite electric guitar shocks everyone at the shop, but will Corey and the seller be in tune when it comes to making a deal? Rick continues his hunt for "The Object," an item featured in the album art for Led Zeppelin's album "Presence." When one that's for sale ends up on his counter, can he be objective about this object of his desire? Later, an autograph book signed by 41 comic book artists draws Corey's attention. Will he sign on the dotted line after drawn out negotiations?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063733 +0000" stop="20260719065812 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pawned and Confused - S2018E12</title>
    <desc>A seller drums up excitement for his Led Zeppelin vinyl albums that's music to Rick and Chum's ears. Will they think these records rock enough to roll out some cash? An elaborate 19th century office desk is a formidable piece of furniture. Will Rick move to file it under "must-haves", or will he remain stationary? Next up to bat is a game-used base from the 2016 World Series. Will Rick and Corey think it's a steal, or will they walk? Later, Rick takes a trip to see "The Object," an obelisk-shaped item featured on the cover of Led Zeppelin's "Presence" album, but will the seller have objections to selling such a rare find?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065812 +0000" stop="20260719071832 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Highly Explosive Pawn - S2018E13</title>
    <desc>A seller approaches the Pawn Stars to present them with a past prop from "Back to the Future, Part II." Rick feels dated when a creepy chemical company calendar from 1900 crosses his desk. It's all hands on deck when a British Navy gunpowder bucket blasts into the shop. Will Rick scoop it up, or send it overboard? Later, a belt owned by country music legend Merle Haggard takes things up a notch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071832 +0000" stop="20260719073912 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payne in the Putt - S2018E14</title>
    <desc>Rick is wheels up to Washington D.C. to go see one of the first ever Jeeps that was built to use in WWII. While he's in town, he stops by an antique book store to read up on an ancient alchemy book. Meanwhile, back in Vegas, a magic lantern image projector from the early 20th century has Chum seeing things in a whole different light. A fortune-telling gambling machine is, without a doubt, a great find for the shop. Will Chum see a purchase in his future? Later, by a stroke of luck, a pair of knickers that belonged to golfer Payne Stewart swing into the shop. Will Chum land in a hazard during negotiation, or will he land the shop in the green?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073912 +0000" stop="20260719075950 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here's Looking at You, Pawn! - S2018E15</title>
    <desc>This episode of Pawn Stars takes flight with a 1911 first edition novel of Peter Pan, but would Rick rather spend his Shenan-doah on a piece of scrap metal from an infamous fallen airship? Also, a seller tries to sweep Rick off of his feet with an ancient kneeling Thepanom statue. And later, everybody comes to Rick's, but it's up to Corey if a "Casablanca" movie poster is worth the six figures it would take to watch a deal take place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063231 +0000" stop="20260719071914 +0000" channel="C1283.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Choad Less Traveled - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Following a somewhat successful mission, Murn recruits Vigilante. Meanwhile, after learning that the team helped land his father in prison, Peacemaker confronts his complicated past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060209 +0000" stop="20260719065915 +0000" channel="C1284.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy finds himself engaged in bloody battle with Luca Changretta and his gang. The family gather to find out what happened, but Lizzie has even greater news to break.

Meanwhile, an army colonel has questions for Ada about her past as a communist, and Jessie Eden confirms just how far she is prepared to go in pursuit of her cause. And sensing an opportunity to capitalise on his situation, Luca Changretta makes his way to London to present a plan to Alfie Solomons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065915 +0000" stop="20260719075535 +0000" channel="C1284.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Company - S04E06</title>
    <desc>It is the night of the big fight - Bonnie Gold versus Goliath. But as the bell rings and the crowd goes wild, dangers lurk in the shadows for Tommy Shelby and his family.

When Changretta plays his final ace, he sets in motion a series of events that will change the Peaky Blinders forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062234 +0000" stop="20260719064724 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mugging - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Some muggers steal Mark's precious BlackBerry, which puts him off his stroke with Sophie. Meanwhile, Jeremy faces a tricky dilemma over the love of his life and a potential threesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064724 +0000" stop="20260719071132 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sectioning - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jeremy is forced to consider getting an old friend sectioned. And he soon realises sectioning could be a good way of getting rid of other problem people...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071132 +0000" stop="20260719073455 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrooming - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jeremy plans to throw a secret magic mushroom party in the flat, where he hopes to seduce his ex, Big Suze.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073455 +0000" stop="20260719075835 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sistering - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mark's plans for a productive week off work go out the window when his sister comes to stay and, of course, Jeremy clearly has the hots for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061407 +0000" stop="20260719063830 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster In The Playhouse - S01E09</title>
    <desc>"Look" out because Mrs. Steve reports that there is a giant, one-eyed monster in town! He appears in the Playhouse, on the loose, and scares everyone! After Pee-wee makes the monster a snack, and Jambi grants Pee-wee's wish to understand the monster, the whole gang has a new friend! They even play a game of golf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063830 +0000" stop="20260719070254 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cowboy and the Cowntess - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The fabulous Miss Yvonne just asked Cowboy Curtis out for a date -- and now he's as nervous as a prairie critter who's just been...um, asked out for a date by Miss Yvonne! To calm Curtis down, Cowntess the Cow suggests a little "date" role-playing -- and suddenly Curtis finds himself with "the most beautiful woman in Puppetland" -- Pee Wee? "Remember" the secret word and you'll have a "good" time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070254 +0000" stop="20260719072718 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stolen Apples - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Randy steals Mrs. Steve's crummy crab apples from her tree, and Mrs. Steve needs Pee-wee's help in finding him. Then, Pee-wee plays the hands game with Tito, and "there" are enough apples for everyone at snack time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072718 +0000" stop="20260719075142 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang's All Here - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Get out your pencils and crayons, 'cause the gang at Pee Wee's Playhouse is sketching Pee Wee's favorite subject -- Pee Wee! The Playhouse Gang joins in the fun when Pee Wee-o assigns everyone a secret name-o. But then Pee Wee develops a severe case of shrunken head when Jambi the Genie's magic helps him out of the mouse hole -- and the entire gang wonders if he'll ever be "okay".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061919 +0000" stop="20260719064918 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yoga, Tantric Sex, Etc. - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The New Age is a marketeers dream. From aromatherapy dishwashing liquid to yoga to crystals, herbs and tarot, we're swallowing it all! Join us as we travel to the Mecca of New Age, Sedona, Arizona, where we'll chant, sing, and seek a higher consciousness from hill to dale to parking lot. And stay for our big climax! They say Maui's the place to achieve a cosmic orgasm while holding a tantric pretzel pose. Watch out! It's a flying vortex!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064918 +0000" stop="20260719071506 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fountain of Youth - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The good news: we're living longer. The bad news: the older we get, the more we're made to feel that there's something wrong with that, and so we make futile efforts to turn back the clock. Wacky diets, worthless creams, Botox, Collagen, lipo, plastic surgery... none of it will stop the advancing years, except in your own mind! Aging is inevitable. Get used to it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071506 +0000" stop="20260719074444 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death, Inc. - S02E09</title>
    <desc>We're afraid of death. But all of us have to face it at least once, and maybe more if someone we care about happens to die on us. But what are we so freaked out about? We'll show you that, yes, even with death, there's much to laugh about. As we know, the only thing to fear is fear itself... and having to sit across the desk from funeral director intent upon selling us an airtight, waterproof vault!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061406 +0000" stop="20260719065341 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Psych!! - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Magicians Seth Grabel, Patrick Folkerts, Migz, and Emily Victoria try to fool the veteran duo with their tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065341 +0000" stop="20260719073402 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penn &amp; Teller Against the World - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Magicians Taijyi Fujryama, Pit Hartling, Helen Coghlan, and Menny Lindenfeld try to fool the veteran duo with their tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063411 +0000" stop="20260719071546 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cruise Crisis - S18E76</title>
    <desc>Causing Rough Seas - Not Getting It To Compute - Being All Wet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071546 +0000" stop="20260719075633 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Paint Catastrophe - S18E79</title>
    <desc>Not Landing The Eagle - Going Doggone Crazy - Of Moving It Along</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060211 +0000" stop="20260719060723 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ballet Lesson - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Peppa is excited about her very first ballet lesson and decides to teach Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig and George how to dance. She is surprised to learn that Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig know a few ballet moves of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060723 +0000" stop="20260719061234 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunderstorm - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George are in the garden when they hear a strange noise. It's thunder! Peppa and George are a little bit frightened at first but Peppa decides that she loves thunderstorms. They make big, muddy puddles!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061234 +0000" stop="20260719061747 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleaning the Car - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig is taking everyone for a drive in the country, but the car is very muddy. Mummy Pig insists that they clean the car first. Peppa and George help but it turns out to be a very messy job indeed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061747 +0000" stop="20260719062258 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lunch - S01E34</title>
    <desc>The family goes to Granny and Grandpa Pig's house for dinner.  Grandpa Pig picks some vegetables and Granny Pig makes them into a delicious salad. George doesn't want to eat the salad, but when clever Grandpa Pig makes them into a dinosaur shape George eats up everything on his plate.</desc>
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    <title>Camping - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her family go camping. Daddy Pig loves the great outdoors. At bedtime they realise that the tent is too small for them all, but it's not a problem, Daddy Pig likes sleeping under the stars - until it starts to rain.</desc>
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    <title>The Sleepy Princess - S01E36</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime but Peppa isn't at all sleepy, so Daddy Pig tells Peppa and George a story about a pretty princess and a dinosaur! The Sleepy Princess falls asleep after a hard day's work and soon, just like the Princess, Peppa and George are sleeping too.</desc>
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    <title>The Tree House - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Pig has a big surprise for Peppa and George. He has built them a beautiful tree house in his garden, with cute little curtains on the window. Peppa loves being in the tree house and invites everyone else to come in.</desc>
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    <title>Fancy Dress Party - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George are having a fancy dress party and all their friends are invited. Peppa is dressed as a fairy princess and George is a scary dinosaur. Peppa has to judge the best costume and finds it quite difficult not to pick herself.</desc>
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    <title>The Museum - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her family visit the museum. Peppa enjoys the Kings and Queens's room and imagines being a Queen. George's favourite room is the dinosaur room. Daddy's favourite room is the one with the cakes - the museum café!</desc>
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    <title>Very Hot Day - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Today is a very hot day. Peppa and George want to jump in muddy puddles but the puddles have all dried up. Mummy Pig suggests they put on their swimming costumes and splash about in the paddling pool instead.</desc>
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    <title>Chloé's Puppet Show - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her family visit Uncle Pig, Aunty Pig and Cousin Chloé. Chloé has a new puppet theatre and she helps Peppa and George to make puppets. After lunch, they put on a puppet show about a pig who snores a lot but Daddy Pig and Uncle Pig miss the show - they're far too busy snoring!</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Gets Fit - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig loves to watch television but Peppa Pig thinks that he needs to do some exercise as his tummy is looking a bit big. Peppa gives him LOTS of exercises to do. Daddy Pig is exhausted by the end of the day.</desc>
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    <title>Tidying Up - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George have to tidy their bedroom. Once the room is tidy Mummy says they can go back to their game. The room doesn't stay tidy for long. Peppa's doll and George's dinosaur are at the bottom of the toy box.</desc>
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    <title>The Playground - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George are at the playground. Peppa loves to play on the swings but George doesn't like to be pushed too high. Peppa gets stuck in the tyre on the climbing frame and Daddy Pig gets stuck on the slide.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071457 +0000" stop="20260719072010 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Puts up a Picture - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Mummy Pig has a new picture of Peppa and George. Daddy Pig offers to put it up while Mummy is out. The DIY job is not as simple as he thought so Daddy Pig, Peppa and George have to mend the wall before Mummy Pig returns.</desc>
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    <title>At the Beach - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George love going to the beach. They bring their water wings, a beach ball and buckets and spades. Peppa and George have fun burying Daddy Pig in the sand. When it's time to go home, they almost forget Daddy Pig!</desc>
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    <title>Mister Skinnylegs - S01E47</title>
    <desc>George finds a spider in the bathroom sink. When Peppa sees it, is very frightened and screams and runs downstairs to tell Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig.  Peppa later realises that it doesn't want to hurt her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073034 +0000" stop="20260719073545 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa Pig's Boat - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George are spending the day on the river with Granny and Grandpa Pig. Danny Dog is sailing too, with Granddad Dog. Grandpa Pig and Granddad Dog are best friends and race to see who has the fastest boat.</desc>
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    <title>Shopping - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her family go to the shops for some tomatoes, spaghetti, onions and fruit. George sits in the trolley in the supermarket while Peppa finds the things on Mummy's shopping list. Soon, they have everything they need, but Daddy Pig has something that wasn't on the list - a delicious chocolate cake.</desc>
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    <title>My Birthday Party - S01E50</title>
    <desc>It's Peppa Pig's birthday and she wakes up very early - she doesn't waste any of her special day. Peppa gets a present then it's time for her party. Daddy Pig does some funny magic tricks and makes a birthday cake appear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074609 +0000" stop="20260719075121 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Movie Camera - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig gets a new movie camera. First, Peppa shows him how to work it, and then he records Peppa saying hello. Everyone laughs when they see Peppa on TV. Peppa, George and Mummy make a movie just for Daddy.</desc>
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    <title>School Play - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Peppa's playgroup is putting on a play. Peppa is going to be Little Red Riding Hood. Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig help her to practice her lines. On the night of the play, Peppa and her friends act out the story beautifully.</desc>
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    <title>Prose and Cons - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Larry and Balki wind in jail after refusing to reveal a source of a commodity scandal to protect the freedom of the press. They won't stop there they are very persistent to keep their sources and take the hard time, But they later get two dangerous cell mates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064146 +0000" stop="20260719070525 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Wars - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Balki finally has enough money to buy a car and thinks it will be fun. But Larry insists on using his father's ""used car rating system"" to buy him one and ends up buying him a lemon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070525 +0000" stop="20260719072903 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Gigolo - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Lydia is miserable when her boyfriend dumped her so Balki uses his match-making skills to fix Lydia up with a man who turns out to be a gigolo who married wealthy women, takes their money and leaves them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072903 +0000" stop="20260719075240 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Card Studs - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Balki loses $100 at Mr. Gorpley's poker game so Larry insists on playing at his next game to win back Balki's money and then some. Larry tells Balki that he is a great poker player but he loses every hand to Mr. Gorpley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063213 +0000" stop="20260719072307 +0000" channel="C1294.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Malicious Mariner - S05E04</title>
    <desc>During a terrible storm at sea, First Officer Jerry Griffin dumps a million dollars worth of goods into the sea in order to lessen the chances of his cargo freighter sinking. Once on shore, Jerry is hauled before a maritime court which holds him responsible for the loss of the cargo. Captain Bancroft's testimony can clear Jerry but he is murdered before he can give it. Now Jerry stands accused of that crime too. Perry and Paul try to set things right once again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063722 +0000" stop="20260719072108 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cold War - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Samaritan demonstrates its true power by taking control of New York for 48 hours and erasing crime from the city in an attempt to lure The Machine out of hiding.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Off - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kayleigh has had enough of work and fancies a day off but John isn’t having any of it. Or is he?</desc>
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    <title>The Nan - S02E04</title>
    <desc>John enlists the help of his Nan to reluctantly wait in for a parcel delivery.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When a supermarket issues a new car share scheme, assistant manager John Redmond and promotions rep Kayleigh Kitson are forced to commute together each day. But will they get along?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Due to an unfortunate event at work John and Kayleigh are required to take the morning off, but as a result they manage to get to know each other a little bit better.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060420 +0000" stop="20260719061551 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein - S01E40</title>
    <desc>The boys learn about one of Ferb's Victorian ancestors, who helped a scientist create a monster. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz recalls the story of his great-great-grandfather Dr. Jekyll Doofenshmirtz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061551 +0000" stop="20260719062652 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oil on Candace - S01E41</title>
    <desc>When Django feels down for not being able to draw art on the same scale as his father, Phineas and Ferb get some big ideas for his piece and the famous "unpainted desert". Meanwhile, Perry faces off against Doofenshmirtz, as he does his best to impress his visiting evil professor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062652 +0000" stop="20260719063814 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Toon - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The boys create a cartoon and cast themselves as superheroes and Candace as the villain, while Perry attempts to defeat Doofenshmirtz, who has taken control of the power of dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063814 +0000" stop="20260719070149 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail Doofania! - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Doofenshmirtz's brother Roger is elected mayor, he decides to build his own country, where he can rule over everything, but how will he stop him when Perry is having trouble entering his hideout? Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb, in an attempt to help Isabella see her "first" rainbow, create the Rainbow-enator, which harnesses the power of their breakfast cereal to make the light show. The strangest anomaly of the episode, however, is when Candace and Vanessa manage to get their clothes mixed up at the dry-cleaners, resulting in a backwards day for everyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070149 +0000" stop="20260719072419 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out to Launch - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The boys build a rocket ship to get a good look at a star named for them, and Candace accidentally takes a ride with them just as she is trying to find the courage to ask Jeremy to a dance, while Isabella tries her best to do the same with Phineas. Meanwhile, Perry must stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who, not only is conveniently in space too, but has created a massive spacestation in an attempt to get revenge on "Huge-Hands-Hans".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072419 +0000" stop="20260719074650 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phineas and Ferb Get Busted! - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Candace has finally busted her brothers, and they are being sent away to a reformatory school to stamp out their imagination! But just how long can Candace enjoy her summer without her usual routine, her family? And speaking of usual routine, where is Perry?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074650 +0000" stop="20260719075853 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unfair Science Fair - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb help Baljeet build a portal to Mars for a special Summer science fair. Candace competes against another girl for getting a job at Mr. Slushy Burger. Meanwhile, Doofenshmitz builds a bicarbonate volcano for the science fair, in yet another attempt to redeem himself from his embarrassing childhood, where we discover where the -inator suffix originated from.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061716 +0000" stop="20260719064057 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiz - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Brian decides to have a Quiz night, without Jerry's Knowledge, he offers a very generous prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064057 +0000" stop="20260719070445 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies' Night - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Brian is trapped on his stairlift in a powercut ("What would Thora Hird do?"). It's Ladies' Night at the club, where Patrick steps in to strip (as Lord Love Rocket) for the sex-crazed women. Max gets asked by a woman to bump off her husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070445 +0000" stop="20260719072832 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stars in Their Eyes - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry's cured, Brian's got the final of Talent Trek, Max &amp; Paddy are scared they're going to get shot and the backing band can't make it. A new backing band, Right Said Frank are introduced, but axed very quickly after they start breaking into cars. Les &amp; Alan get their job back and everyone's happy. Oh, except Den Perry, who's facing a lengthy prison sentence after unwittenly admitting to burning down the club in Series 1. The audition, there's none, but Ant &amp; Dec, the two stowaways have found themselves on the door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072832 +0000" stop="20260719075249 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opening Night - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix Club is re-opening tonight with the help of Roy "It's The Way I Tell 'Em'" Walker and Brian and the crew have to make sure everything runs smoothly which isn't helped by a Nazi-themed bandit, singing builders, a power cut, a racist folk band and Max and Paddy. Opening Night is sure to be great.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061457 +0000" stop="20260719063712 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hook, Line &amp; Pinker - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Pink panther becomes a superhero/Pink panther saves Ant from Aardvark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063712 +0000" stop="20260719065935 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine Pink - S02E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260719065935 +0000" stop="20260719072155 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino Sour Head - S02E19</title>
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  <programme start="20260719072155 +0000" stop="20260719074414 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Luck o' the Pinkish - S02E20</title>
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  <programme start="20260719060446 +0000" stop="20260719061356 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where No Mouse Has Gone Before - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Brain hears that a space probe is about to be launched. On the probe is a plaque with a representation of man and woman. Brain changes the plaque to make it appear that he rules the world. Aliens discover the probe and take Pinky and the Brain to their planet where they honor them just like they are "honored" on Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061356 +0000" stop="20260719061702 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheese Roll Call - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Pinky sings about cheese.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061702 +0000" stop="20260719063817 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brainania - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Brain hatches a plan to take over the world by using static electricity to shock the world into submission. Unfortunately he needs several billion dollars to build a giant clothes dryer. Pinky and the Brain head to Island X where they set up a fake country and hope to get a giant foreign aid loan from the United States.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063817 +0000" stop="20260719065910 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV or Not TV - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Brain develops a special pair of dentures that can produce a smile that can hypnotize anyone who is not wearing a special pair of sunglasses. In order to take over the world, he needs people to see the mesmerizing smile. He figures that he needs to get on TV and in order to do that he has to become a celebrity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065910 +0000" stop="20260719072027 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Napoleon Brainaparte - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While France awaits Napoleon's triumphant return from Austria, Brain develops a recipe for exploding crepe-suzettes in an effort to conquer France. He uses the recipe in a cooking class and when the crepes explode, he is arrested. When he is taken to prison, however, his luck begins to change when people mistake him for Napoleon Bonaparte.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072027 +0000" stop="20260719074248 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pinky and the Brain Christmas - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Pinky and the Brain head to the North Pole. Pinky just wants to see Santa, but the Brain has a more sinister plan. He wants pretend to be an elf so that he can mass produce a hypnotic doll named "Noddle Noggin" in Santa's workshop. He then hopes that Santa will distribute the toy all over world so he can take over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060355 +0000" stop="20260719062623 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scarthroat - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sanchez lords over the distribution of victuals   after New Year's Eve brings a power outage and food   shortage to the Hilton-Jacobs Projects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062623 +0000" stop="20260719064846 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke Gets in Your High-Rise - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Thurgood makes a deal to place a cigarette advertisement on the side of the Hilton-Jacobs building in exchange for free air-conditioning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064846 +0000" stop="20260719071115 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>National Buffoon's European Vacation - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Thurgood balks at telling Muriel of Juicy's crush on her, since she thinks all of Juicy's thoughtful presents to her are from her husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071115 +0000" stop="20260719073342 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cruising for a Bluesing - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Would-be bluesmen Thurgood, Walter, Jimmy and Sanchez get stranded in the urban wastelands of the South South Side on the way to the gig of their dreams.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073342 +0000" stop="20260719075550 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes a Thurgood - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Thurgood fears his job is at risk when he discovers a homeless teenager living in the boiler room.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064544 +0000" stop="20260719073449 +0000" channel="C1303.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Race - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Virdon decides to take part in a dangerous horse race even though he runs the risk of being captured by Urko.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060627 +0000" stop="20260719062751 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dreams by the Yard Full! - S14E06</title>
    <desc>Ash is taking a break at the Pokémon Center following his Gym Battle when all of a sudden Iris comes dashing in. Apparently Axew has fallen asleep and will not wake up. Overhearing, a professor named Fennel and her Munna come to help them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062751 +0000" stop="20260719064915 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snivy Plays Hard to Catch! - S14E07</title>
    <desc>While on the way to the next Gym, Ash, Iris, and Cilan stop to take a break. While eating a Snivy comes by and starts eating their food. They try to stop it but it uses Attract to stun Pikachu and cause other mischief. What will they do to stop it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064915 +0000" stop="20260719071038 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Darmanitan From the Bell! - S14E08</title>
    <desc>While stopping for lunch by a river, Pikachu and Axew's food suddenly goes missing. Everyone begins to search around and they find a Darumaka eating the food. They give chase but lose it and get lost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071038 +0000" stop="20260719073202 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bloom Is on Axew! - S14E09</title>
    <desc>On the way to Nacrene City, Axew wanders off to get some apples and ends up trapped in the horms of the bug pokémon Scolipede. The Pokémon begins rampaging and now everyone must find a way to stop it and get Axew back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073202 +0000" stop="20260719075326 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rival Battle for Club Champ! - S14E10</title>
    <desc>On the way to the next city Ash and his friends run into Trip again. Determined to prove that his previous loss was just a fluke, Ash challenges him to a battle. Trip accepts and the two get ready to have a five-on-five battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062342 +0000" stop="20260719070623 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>$150K Cash Game (Part 2) - Night 3 - S06E69</title>
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  <programme start="20260719070623 +0000" stop="20260719074900 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>$150K Cash Game (Part 2) - Night 4 - S06E70</title>
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  <programme start="20260719062108 +0000" stop="20260719064259 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Numbskull's Revenge - S01E11</title>
    <desc>During a bank robbery, the thick-headed Numbskull is caught by the equally cranial Captain Harris. However, Numbskull escapes from jail, seeking payback on Harris for his confinement. Harris is on the evening tv news, promising to catch Numbskull again, when a note from Numbskull hints at pulling off the biggest bank heist the city has seen yet. Will Harris be able to back up his words, or will he be eating them instead?</desc>
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    <title>Proctor, Call a Doctor! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Harris is injured and hospitalized, Proctor becomes Acting Captain for a day, and is forced to deal with a hostage crisis. The mayor has been kidnapped by Mr Sleaze, who wants his goons released from prison. The chase leads our heroes to an amusement park, where they scurry through loads of roller coasters, dodgem cars and haunted houses, in hot pursuit of the thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070522 +0000" stop="20260719072714 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Zed &amp; Big Bertha - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Zed tracks down the infamous Highway Robbers, he discovers them to be his long lost cousins, under the guidance of his Aunt Bertha. After they beat him up for being a cop, Zed suffers amnesia, and joins his family gang. Bertha sets out plans to rob an airplane full of money. But, when Sweetchuck &amp; the team track them down, how will Zed respond?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072714 +0000" stop="20260719074904 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curses on You! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The PA grads have their hands full with a gang of notorious gypsies known as the Land Pirates, while also becoming victims of a string of curses set by the Pirates' fortune teller, Madame Zelda. When Mahoney gives Sweetchuck a 'magical orb' to offset the jinx, their luck seems to take a turn for the better, but is that really the case?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062236 +0000" stop="20260719065049 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Storm in a Teacup - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When a bottle of pills goes missing from the Doctor's surgery, Harry Grout is worried that investigation of the theft by the prison authorities will jeopardise some of his activities. Grout insists that Fletcher must find the pills and return them before the warders can take action.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065049 +0000" stop="20260719072027 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poetic Justice - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Fletcher's new cellmate turns out to be the judge who sentenced him to five years in Slade Prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072027 +0000" stop="20260719074906 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rough Justice - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Fletcher is worried that Judge Rawley might rob him of his main source of income - writing letters for illiterate inmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061817 +0000" stop="20260719064046 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharing Finances - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A young woman is haunted by very smart ghosts; Doug and Claire make a big commitment to one another; Kath and Dave make the most of fifteen minutes; Sandra finally finds a soul mate; Fred is visited by a Date Fact Checker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064046 +0000" stop="20260719070315 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ecoterrorists - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ecoterrorists protest animal testing at a makeup company; Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out!; Toni and Candace have a car wash; Fred misses hip hop; Dave helps Kath get a good night's sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070315 +0000" stop="20260719072544 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celery Guy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A celery salesman goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it’s beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy. A fed up office worker wants to become a gutterpunk. Guest starring Steve Buscemi, Jeff Goldblum, Silas Weir Mitchell and Kumail Nanjiani.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072544 +0000" stop="20260719074812 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pull-Out King - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A punk from the ‘80s wakes up from a coma. An e-mail goes neglected. Nina has surprising news for Lance. Malcolm and Kris tailgate a Prairie Home Companion live show. Carrie dates a tax lawyer. Guest starring Jello Biafra, Annie Clark, Jeff Goldblum, Duff McKagan and Mark Proksch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060942 +0000" stop="20260719063146 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invisible Friend - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Pound Puppies meet a puppy named Buddy, who has an imaginary friend named "Bob".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063146 +0000" stop="20260719065349 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kid in the Doghouse - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A lost kid named Jerry wants stay with the Pound Puppies, but the Pound Puppies want to find Jerry a new home, as Jerry said that he wants to be adopted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065349 +0000" stop="20260719071552 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Big Dog - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Nose Marie rescues a Small-as-a-Mouse puppy from Catgut and has grown attached to him, and Yes. He becomes a Giant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071552 +0000" stop="20260719073756 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bright Eyes Mob - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Bright Eyes meets a group of tough dogs and does their dirty work, making the public mistake her as a wanted criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073756 +0000" stop="20260719075959 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Night Sweet Pups - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Whopper must conquer his fear of the dark after numerous nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061151 +0000" stop="20260719063354 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something About Camelia - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A dog named Camelia matches well with many people, so the puppies try to find her best match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063354 +0000" stop="20260719065558 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Dog, McLeish - S02E06</title>
    <desc>McLeish is hypnotized into thinking he is a dog.
 Puppy: Piper (Anndi McAfee)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065558 +0000" stop="20260719071801 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruff Ruff Bunch - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Super Secret Pup Club join a high society dog club, while the Pound Puppies search for the lost dog Cuddlesworth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071801 +0000" stop="20260719074004 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salty - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Salty, an ailing sea dog, tries to choose his own replacement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061754 +0000" stop="20260719071620 +0000" channel="C1311.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are We on the Same Team? - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Ghost and Tasha butt heads on how to grieve; Angela pursues the Jimenez Cartel while Kanan goes after Dre's organization; Tommy confides in LaKeisha about his relationship with Teresi, complicating everyone's lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063220 +0000" stop="20260719073042 +0000" channel="C1312.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greater Good - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Tariq tries to keep CourseCorrect from going under. While Diana's wary of Canes motives and Zeke's future is put at risk, everyone is wondering, where is Monet?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063414 +0000" stop="20260719073320 +0000" channel="C1313.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WAR &amp; ICE CREAM - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Tommy and Diamond expand their business to prisons, the Feds put together a task force to take down CBI, and Jenard struggles to maintain control. Tommy faces off with Walter and gets closer to avenging Liliana's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061636 +0000" stop="20260719063838 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gorilla Art - S26E16</title>
    <desc>Ravi resorts to drastic measures when Smash accidentally discovers a closely guarded secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063838 +0000" stop="20260719070038 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ranger Reveal - S26E17</title>
    <desc>When a movie star comes to town, the Rangers' secret identities are unexpectedly threatened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070038 +0000" stop="20260719072239 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rewriting History - S26E18</title>
    <desc>The Rangers are brainwashed to think that Blaze and Roxy are part of their team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072239 +0000" stop="20260719074440 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Target: Tower - S26E19</title>
    <desc>Evox and his minions hatch the ultimate plan to take over the Morphin Grid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061317 +0000" stop="20260719063501 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Chalked Up - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Buttercup smashes Bubbles's chalk when her drawings cover the playground's blacktop.  An angry Bubbles is given magic chalk by Him (disguised as a butterfly) and encouraged to express her anger in her drawings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063501 +0000" stop="20260719065507 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Back Jojo - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's career day at Pokey Oaks and the Professor comes with a time machine and explains how he got into science and created the Powerpuff Girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065507 +0000" stop="20260719071618 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Him Diddle Riddle - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Powerpuff Girls have to solve riddles created by Him to get to the Professor in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071618 +0000" stop="20260719073811 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Members Only - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Powerpuff Girls try to join the Association Of World Super Men but they have to pass a few initiation tests from Major Glory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060300 +0000" stop="20260719064635 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holes - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jesse investigates a fresh clue about God. Tulip makes friends with a new neighbor, and we get a glimpse into Cassidy's past relationship with Denis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064635 +0000" stop="20260719072839 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puzzle Piece - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jesse gets a much-needed breakthrough on his search for God. Tulip continues to spiral and Cassidy makes a life-altering decision for Denis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063057 +0000" stop="20260719071517 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep Your Friends Close - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When the discovery of a new piece of evidence about Alison's disappearance brings the FBI to town, the last thing the girls want to do is go "glamping" (glam camping) for Mona's birthday party. But when they get a text that insinuates that "A" will be at the party, Spencer gets the idea that it will be their chance to finally put an end to the threats. Once at Camp Mona, not even the mani/pedi station can lift the girls' spirits when the evening takes a dangerous turn. Meanwhile, the Marin financial situation is pushing Ashley to the brink.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071517 +0000" stop="20260719075928 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moments Later - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Moments after Hanna is hit by a car, the girls’ world is turned upside down. “A” is no longer content to playing a game of cat and mouse — it has taken a far more precarious turn and now more than ever the four Pretty Little Liars have to turn to each other for support. With Hanna in the hospital and armed with the information of who “A” is, the girls are backtracking to figure out how they got to this point. How could this person know everything and want to use it against them? Meanwhile, each girl has to also deal with a secret that is either found out, confessed or confronted — proving that secrets are still abound in Rosewood, PA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060534 +0000" stop="20260719064345 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mon, Jan 28, 2019 - S47E86</title>
    <desc>Host Stephen Mulhern and Mr Chips are on board for this very special celebrity edition of Catchphrase in which Tess Daly, Jonathan Ross and Linda Robson attempt to 'Say What They See' as they play for their chance to win a massive...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064345 +0000" stop="20260719072155 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tue, Jan 29, 2019 - S47E87</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260719072155 +0000" stop="20260719080005 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wed, Jan 30, 2019 - S47E88</title>
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  <programme start="20260719060217 +0000" stop="20260719064436 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the explosion at the bank vault, the police operation descends into pandemonium and panic. As Jane arrives at the scene, she is met with devastating news.
 
Renee gives David cash and tells him to find somewhere to lay low. Later, Clifford reaches the flat and tells Renee the terrible truth about John. Renee refuses to believe him.
 
The police station is numb with shock, but Harris rallies the troops into a manhunt for Clifford and David. A distraught Renee refuses to help and is arrested. Jane and Gibbs, investigating the connection between Julie Ann and the Bentleys, question Renee who finally breaks down and admits David’s relationship to Julie Ann.
 
At a search of the Bentley lock-up, Jane uncovers evidence that it was where Julie Ann was killed. The Bentleys' van is searched and a small silk bow discovered which matches Julie Ann’s bra. The police manhunt ramps up with David Bentley now as their prime suspect. And Jane finally gets to the truth of what really happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064436 +0000" stop="20260719072935 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the body of teenager, Julie Ann Collins, is found in the underground car park of a Hackney housing estate, probationer WPC Jane Tennison becomes immersed in her first murder investigation.
 
Jane’s superior DI Bradfield believes that the victim’s drug addict boyfriend, Eddie Phillips, is involved in the crime, tracking him down for questioning. However, despite Bradfield and DS Gibbs being convinced that he is hiding something, the interview is cut short when Eddie collapses and is sent to hospital.
 
Meanwhile, with his release from prison imminent, renowned criminal Clifford Bentley is preparing for an upcoming bank robbery that he and his family are carrying out for gangland kingpin Clay Whitely. With information reaching him that his wife, Renee, has been attacked as a warning from Whitely though, he becomes nervous. 
 
At home, Jane’s mother voices concerns about Jane’s chosen vocation and wishes she were more like her younger sister, Pam, who is about to be married. However, determined and ambitious Jane is adamant she’s going to help catch the killer though.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063851 +0000" stop="20260719072233 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>J-Cat - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Having burned his shoulder, Michael's tattoo that showed the path through psych ward is now incomplete. With another inmate intimidated into snitching about the escape plans, Michael Scofield must use his wits to find a new way out of Fox River.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063843 +0000" stop="20260719072517 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harmony - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Number 6's feeble attempt at escape soon comes to an end and he is returned to the Village. There he is introduced to Number 16 who claims to be his brother. Number 6 is understandably skeptical about it all and has no recollection of 16. He also learns that he is a bus driver by profession, giving tours around the the Village. When he comes across a ship's anchor in the middle of the desert he begins to think there may be another way to escape. We learn more about Number 6's life in New York City and that he had resigned as an analyst with a security company that reviewed CCTV footage from around the world. It is also clear that he was under observation even then. As Number 6 goes from what he thinks is reality to waking dreams, he is no longer sure what is real and what is imagined. Meanwhile, Two tries to deal with his son's growing sense of rebellion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064845 +0000" stop="20260719073137 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heeeeere's Lassie! - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Lassiter hires Shawn and Gus to get to the bottom of strange occurrences at his new condo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060116 +0000" stop="20260719062217 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alyson Michalka, John Cena, Kerr Smith - S08E08</title>
    <desc>[1] Aly and AJ learn that you shouldn't ever feed the bears. [2] John Cena gets caught up in a funeral procession. [3] Kerr Smith learns that at the Punk'd store, you break it you buy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062217 +0000" stop="20260719064248 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justin Bieber - S09E01</title>
    <desc>This season Ashton Kutcher is passing the torch to a different celebrity guest host each week who will punk their unsuspecting famous friends.

Justin Bieber is the guest host in the Season 9 opener, which finds the teen pop star pranking pals Taylor Swift, Rob Dyrdek and Sean Kingston.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064248 +0000" stop="20260719070318 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bam Margera - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Guest host Bam Margera pranks Tyler the Creator; Ronnie Ortiz-Magro; Tyler Posey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070318 +0000" stop="20260719072416 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hayden Panettiere - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Guest host Hayden Panettiere punks Dianna Agron, Zac Efron and Snooki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072416 +0000" stop="20260719074446 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyler the Creator - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Guest host Tyler, the Creator pranks his famous pals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061834 +0000" stop="20260719064240 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Build-A-Bunny Monkey - S05E06</title>
    <desc>When Keia accidentally rips her precious Bunny Monkey, the pets work together to put the toy back together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064240 +0000" stop="20260719070635 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Pet Picture Day - S05E07</title>
    <desc>It's Family Pet Picture Day, and Darius is excited to get his first family photo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070635 +0000" stop="20260719073034 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Park - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The pugs lead Buster on a mission to create a cat park for Hissy and Leo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073034 +0000" stop="20260719075432 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Go-Long Retriever - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Darius is excited to present an updated puppy retriever toy that Bob invented at show-and-tell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062908 +0000" stop="20260719071210 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Window Dressed to Kill - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Erin Embry, window dresser extraordinaire for Dicker’s department store, is killed and Chuck manages to get the Pie Hole gang on the case. Erin’s fans think it was her window-dressing partner, Coco Juniper, who did the deed. Apparently the two artistic minds did not always meet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071210 +0000" stop="20260719075510 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water &amp; Power - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lila Robinson, a beautiful grifter from Emerson’s past resurfaces, revealing a painful secret that Emerson has kept hidden all these years. Now on the lam for murder, Lila promises Emerson a quid pro quo if he clears her name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063639 +0000" stop="20260719073602 +0000" channel="C1331.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perpetratin' - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Autumn Night, a mysterious beauty with a harrowing past, washes up on the shores of the Pynk - Mississippi’s hottest “shake junt” — seeking employment. Mercedes Sundayz, a night headlined by the club’s OG, brings unexpected trouble from a number of patrons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064255 +0000" stop="20260719073018 +0000" channel="C1336.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play It Again, Seymour - S01E09</title>
    <desc>April 14, 1953: With looks that could double for Humphrey Bogart, Sam is Nick Allen, a private investigator looking for the murderer of his partner and, if he doesn't find the answer in time, himself. The case is solved with a number of Casablanca references as Sam launches a new pulp novelist along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061931 +0000" stop="20260719070121 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justicia - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Teresa tries to free a friend from his cage and comes face to face with her sworn enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070121 +0000" stop="20260719074253 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Mundo - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Reeling from a surprise attack, Teresa makes a bold move to seize the throne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061403 +0000" stop="20260719065633 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Speckled - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Remy reveals he's leaving town, Davis turns to Charley for advice when Nova's book impacts his job, and Charley and Romero's clinic is raided by ICE agents. Plus, Ralph Angel explains to Blue that they are connected by their souls, not by their blood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065633 +0000" stop="20260719073650 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>By the Spit - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ralph Angel and Darla grow concerned for Blue, Nova and Octavia's relationship hits a setback, and a concerning attack raises doubts about Charley's campaign. Plus, Hollywood grows more concerned for Violet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060249 +0000" stop="20260719065216 +0000" channel="C1353.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stolen Tears - S07E18</title>
    <desc>A man who was a prisoner in the Nazi concentration camps is run down and killed after he recognizes the man who was his tormentor in the camp. He manages to get a message sent to his friend, Heime, before his death and he tries to convince Quincy that it was murder, not an accident.    At the same time Heime, who runs a Holocaust museum, has to deal with a rich, powerful man who spends his time proclaiming that the Holocaust never happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065216 +0000" stop="20260719074146 +0000" channel="C1353.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face of Fear - S07E19</title>
    <desc>A woman, Vicki Maguire, who has suffered from agoraphobia, manages to finally leave her house, for the first time in seven years. While walking her dog along the beach beside her house she looks in through the window of another house, and witnesses what she thinks is a woman being strangled.    The police are called and when Monahan and Brill get to the house there is no body, no sign of a struggle and a completely different man in residence. No one believes her story, except for her psychologist Dr. Rainer, and she goes to see Quincy. She persuades him that the woman wasn't seeing things and that he should help her find out the truth, before she suffers a relapse and will never be able to leave her house again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060423 +0000" stop="20260719062605 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hole - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rob and Carrie's family move to a new house which they find by the help of a video is haunted by a father who went insane during a barbecue and killed his family in a car wreck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062605 +0000" stop="20260719064747 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scarecrow - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A farmer named Jenny has trouble ridding her crops of an infestation of crows, so she buys a scarecrow from a mysterious salesman -- and soon discovers that the scarecrow has the power to scare more than crows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064747 +0000" stop="20260719070959 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dreamcatcher - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The camp legend of a mysterious creature who feeds on nightmares appears to be true after a cabin full of girls have a recurring nightmare that terrorizes them so badly, it leaves them unable to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Most Evil Sorcerer (Part 1) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>In a medieval English town ruled under a corrupt sorcerer, two teens, Ned and Sara, set out to dethrone the sorcerer and rid him of his magic.</desc>
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    <title>The Most Evil Sorcerer (Part 2) - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Ned and Sara discover that the sorceress who helped them dethrone the evil sorcerer was the one who taught him black magic, Ned takes revenge against the sorceress, and Sara worries that Ned's obsession to learn magic may drive them apart.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ginnungagap - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A search for answers brings Magne back to a mysterious woman — and a meaningful mountain. Turid confronts Ran, and former BFFs Gry and Saxa get heated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065435 +0000" stop="20260719074046 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atomic Number 48 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As Fjor holds Vidar back, Magne takes the blame, then tries a new tack. Threats abound, and the greatest is the explosive find that Isolde left behind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060535 +0000" stop="20260719065351 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident at Paradise - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Rowdy rescues nester Higgins from being used for target practice and gets involved in his fight to stay on his farm.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Incident at Two Graves - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Wish volunteers Rowdy to fight Jeremiah O'Neal for money.  O'Neal gives the fight away and Rowdy wins $50.  The losers are ready to tar and feather O'Neal.  Rowdy helps him escape.  O'Neal has a cross made by the indians for the Spaniards.  He speaks of a lost mine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062135 +0000" stop="20260719070954 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke on the Water - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Reacher is torn between his desire to kill Quinn and his promise to Duffy to save Teresa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061009 +0000" stop="20260719063309 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flip Side - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Investigating a bizarre tornado in Central Park, the Ghostbusters are tossed into another dimension, a strange place that is exactly the opposite of New York City. In a world populated by ghosts, the heroes must evade capture by their own ghostly counterparts, the human-hunting Peoplebusters!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063309 +0000" stop="20260719065602 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poultrygeist - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A Werechicken strikes an unsuspecting farmhouse, leaving a trail of mayhem and one very large egg. After a hungry Slimer tries to cook the egg and unintentionally hatches it, the newborn Werechicken bites Egon, turning him into a half-man, half-chicken creature!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065602 +0000" stop="20260719071900 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Standing Room Only - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Peter creates a Ghost Attractor which lures ghosts to the firehouse like a magnet. He believes that it will not only save the Ghostbusters a lot of legwork, but that it will also make them millionaires. Things don't go as planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071900 +0000" stop="20260719074158 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Buster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Janine falls head-over-heels for a wealthy industrialist who uses her friendship to gain acess to the Ghostbusters' files, from which he creates the Robo-Buster X-1! Now, the manufacturer claims the Robo-Buster doesn't merely contain spirits.. It actually destroys them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062103 +0000" stop="20260719064538 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's So Ugly He's Cute! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The cast finds a white, ""alien-like"" dog on the street and name him Yoda. They want to keep the dog but decide to search for its owner. Becky and Andre say that the dog is just so ugly it's cute. Julie's mom comes for a visit and Julie plans to ""tire her out"" by doing the whole tourist scene in New York. They later get into a dispute about their relationship and debate on whether or not it is a good one. Andre's mom also comes for a visit and watches him play with his band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064538 +0000" stop="20260719071031 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie Thinks Kevin is Psycho! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Crying hysterically, Julie explains to Norman and Eric that she and Kevin had a fight about a phone call and that Kevin threw a candleholder at her. She is scared of Kevin, thinks he is a psycho, and never wants to be alone with him again. Kevin denies brandishing the candleholder and says that the fight wasn't his fault, because Julie was rude to him on the phone and may have cost him a job.
Kevin needs to get some space, so he goes back to Jersey City and walks through his old neighborhood with his girlfriend. The time does him some good and he decides to return to the house to deal with the situation with Julie. They go outside and continue to argue about the fight and differences. After a lot of yelling and harsh words, they finally calm down and apologize to each other. To let it all go, Kevin and Eric throw a big birthday bash. But the fighting isn't over, as Heather tussles with a guest and the police arrive...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071031 +0000" stop="20260719073507 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WWF is in the House! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Heather gets arrested and is questioned about her fight. Heather lets it be known that nobody can give her attitude, but she sure can give them a piece of her mind. After a little while, the police let her go and even ask her for an autograph.
Heather and Eric fight like brother and sister in the loft. Her stubbornness mixed with Eric's thin skin lead to silly clashes on a regular basis. It all comes to a head when Heather and Eric wrestle through the loft like it's a WWF battle royal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073507 +0000" stop="20260719075948 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye to the Big Apple! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>It's the last few days in the house and the gang takes over the production room in the loft. They find out how it feels to be on the other side of the cameras. Becky expresses how the Real World is a real as it gets. Andre feels he has had some great experiences. Kevin confesses how cynical he was in the beginning and how much he's learned from the other members of the cast. Norman confesses that he is not afraid anymore to express his sexuality. The whole cast says their last goodbyes to the Big Apple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061709 +0000" stop="20260719063155 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Rules - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Reba suspects that Brock and Barbra Jean are more lenient with the kids than she is, so she pokes around to find out just what Jake and Kyra get away with while in their care. Back at the Hart residence, Cheyenne and Van bicker over the constant attention they need to give their newborn baby girl. But Reba comes to the rescue with a plan for the feuding pair to reconnect and have some time away from their crying infant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063155 +0000" stop="20260719065121 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skating Away - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Cheyenne, Van, and the baby living in student housing, things are finally back to normal and Reba plans to focus more attention on Kyra, who has become distant. However, her plans suddenly fall short when Van injures himself, suspending his scholarship and losing his off-campus housing, forcing the Montgomery family back into Reba's home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065121 +0000" stop="20260719071041 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proud Reba - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With finances tight, Reba sets out to find a job but quickly learns that her many years of experience as a mother don't transfer over into the job field.  When Cheyenne and Van happily announce that they've applied for food stamps, a very frustrated Reba swallows her pride and takes Brock up on his offer to give her a job in his dental office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071041 +0000" stop="20260719073007 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reba Works for Brock - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Reba sets aside her pride and accepts a job reporting to Barbra Jean in Brock's dental office. As if things couldn't get any worse, she also finds herself counseling Brock after Barbra Jean complains to Reba that Brock is neglecting her. Meanwhile, Cheyenne goes back to college and Van is left to play Mr. Mom at home with the baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073007 +0000" stop="20260719074937 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Jake's Party, Cry if You Want To - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Reba loves to make fun of Barbra Jean but vows to suck it up for Kyra's sake; however her plan backfires during Jakes birthday party when Barbra Jean starts thowing out a few insults of her own. Meanwhile, Brock shows up to the party fresh from his first Botex treatment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061507 +0000" stop="20260719063848 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Icons - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After getting stuck in a game, Matrix, the hardened and cynical warrior once known as Enzo, and AndrAIa have been wandering the net for a very long time, moving from system to system through the games, searching for a way back to Mainframe. This time they arrive in a barely functioning system, devastated by virals and constant lost games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063848 +0000" stop="20260719070229 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where No Sprite Has Gone Before - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Matrix and AndrAIa find themselves on different sides of a conflict between the mysterious Spectrols and a team of super hero sprites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070229 +0000" stop="20260719072610 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Number 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Matrix is shocked when he finds Mainframe inside a game cube. Dot is there... Phong is there... even Bob! But why did he and AndrAIa reboot as Megabyte and Hexadecimal? And who is Number One?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072610 +0000" stop="20260719074951 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Episode with No Name - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Having finally found a system with ports to the Net, Matrix is overjoyed. But it doesn't last long, when access is blocked as the city comes under siege by a team of... guardians?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062917 +0000" stop="20260719071428 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jacob's Ladder - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As the town's anger hits the boiling point, Daniel's family goes on alert. Foulkes presses the D.A. for a retrial. Ted Jr. &amp; Tawney recover from disturbing encounters. Trey Willis searches for the missing George Melton. Daniel must decide his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071428 +0000" stop="20260719080044 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running With the Bull - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Daniel's family fears he won't recover from his injuries and his attackers will escape justice. Judy Dean shows Bobby some unexpected affection. Ted, Jr. hides a shameful secret from his wife. Sheriff Daggett investigates Daniel’s beating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061031 +0000" stop="20260719063816 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Timeslides - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Lister’s despair at life after humanity lifts when Kryten, having discovered some mutated development fluid, creates photographs that literally revisit the past. With no regard for the laws of causality, Lister looks to exploit the discovery for his own ends, talking his teenaged self into inventing the “Tension Sheet”, a billion-selling sheet of painted bubble-wrap. Suddenly alone on Red Dwarf, Rimmer is left with little choice but to “save” his crewmate from a life of luxury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063816 +0000" stop="20260719070536 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Day - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The crew intercepts a message from Kryten’s manufacturer, DivaDroid International, declaring him obsolete and announcing his successor, the all-singing, all-dancing Hudzen-10. Left with days to live by an inbuilt self-destruct programme, Kryten reflects on his robot existence, taking solace in the thought of an electronic afterlife. A farewell party prompts a change of heart, however, jeopardised by the arrival of his super-strong, murderously deranged replacement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070536 +0000" stop="20260719073224 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camille - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Lister tries in vain to teach Kryten how to lie, insult, cheat and disobey orders. Lister gives up when Rimmer calls Kryten on a trip "moon-hopping". On the trip they receive a distress call and Kryten goes to investigate against Rimmer's orders.  Kryten rescues a "female" droid called Camille who he falls in love with, even though droids aren't supposed to have feelings like that. Kryten takes Camille back to Starbug, but when Rimmer sees her, she's a hologram who is interested in him. They bring her back to Red Dwarf and then Lister sees a human female with tastes similar to him.  Lister notices how everyone reacts to Camille and she confesses to Lister that she is a Pleasure GELF (Genetically Engineered Life Form) programmed to be everyone's perfect companion. The Cat goes to see, and it is not surprising that he sees himself! The GELF turns into her true form at Kryten's request which is a huge green blob.  Despite her appalling appearance, Kryten still decides to ask her to dinner, then the movies (Casablanca). A pod arrives containing Hector (Camille's "Husband") who wants to find a cure for their condition.  Kryten convinces her to go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060253 +0000" stop="20260719062531 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damn You Emu - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Dalton has started a business raising emus and persuades Red to help him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062531 +0000" stop="20260719064809 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Duct Tape - S10E18</title>
    <desc>Everyone panics when the Lodge runs out of duct tape and the local hardware store is back-ordered. Red uses a frozen turkey as a toboggan return. Ranger Gord gets struck by lightning. Ed Frid enlists Red's help to catch his pet ground hog. Red uses gumball machines to dispense nuts and bolts. Ed Frid is the featured guest on Up Close and Personal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064809 +0000" stop="20260719071011 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Job In Town - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Patrick McKenna returns to The Red Green Show. When the town of Possum Lake decides to hire a professional Public Relations person to promote the area, everyone at the Lodge applies for the job and are shocked to find out that Harold is the successful candidate, instantly making him the most successful Lodge member in history. In other segments of this episode, Red makes a trailer with no wheels and an automatic dog wash. Walter's rototiller gets away from him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071011 +0000" stop="20260719073247 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gladiator - S11E02</title>
    <desc>The Town of Possum Lake is staging a live version of the movie Gladiator with Dalton Humphrey (Bob Bainborough) in the lead role. Meanwhile Red demonstrates how to change a flat tire without stopping and how to fish with a musket. Mike builds a sailboat that runs on land. Harold drops in to advise a married viewer who has fallen hopelessly in love with Queen Elizabeth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073247 +0000" stop="20260719075523 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whooping Crane - S11E03</title>
    <desc>A whooping crane builds its nest and lays an egg in the chimney of Possum Lodge. Red demonstrates a creative way to go tobogganing in the summer. Harold gives advice on how to tell a fellow employee that they have a body odour problem. Ranger Gord presents his first animated feature of the season and Red shows you how to seal your driveway with paint roller blades. This week's adventure features Road Hockey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060248 +0000" stop="20260719061412 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lair of the Lummox - S03E16</title>
    <desc>As hosts of their favorite TV show, Untamed World, Ren &amp; Stimpy become voyeurs in the wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061412 +0000" stop="20260719063645 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hermit Ren - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Hermit Ren:   Annoyed by Stimpy's stupidity, Ren goes to live off as a hermit, and goes crazy after months of being alone. He is kicked out of the hermits union for having imaginary friends.
Show Segment: Untamed World: Field Guide:
Short features Stimpy, reprising his role as a nature show host from Untamed World, in the jungles of Miami, Florida.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063645 +0000" stop="20260719064721 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Next Tuesday - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The chums seek refuge in a model home of the future which is awash with rare conveniences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064721 +0000" stop="20260719065846 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Your Face! - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Stimpy has a friend in his face (like a tick), then Ren ends up with the friend's friend, which starts to annoy him to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065846 +0000" stop="20260719071036 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blazing Entrails - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Ren goes into Stimpy's body to find a medical explanation to why he is so stupid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071036 +0000" stop="20260719072235 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lumber Jerks - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy get jobs as Paper Boys, but nobody is paying their bills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072235 +0000" stop="20260719073326 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prehistoric Stimpy - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy go to a Natural History Museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073326 +0000" stop="20260719074428 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm Hands - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Famished, Ren &amp; Stimpy pretend to be long lost children of two Farmers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074428 +0000" stop="20260719075509 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magical Golden Singing Cheeses - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Ren and Stimpy are two starving peasants in a fairy-tale world, so Stimpy tries to wrangle some wheels of magic singing cheese from the village idiot by besting him in a contest of stupidity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060857 +0000" stop="20260719063038 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naked Stake-Out - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063038 +0000" stop="20260719065219 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wiegel and Craig Get Married - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Deputy Wiegel's boyfriend has finally proposed to her. The only downside is that his appeals have run out and he is soon to be executed for multiple murders!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065219 +0000" stop="20260719071401 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wiegel's Pregnant - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Did Dangle and Garcia freeze to death? Did Wiegel's serial killer husband get lethally injected? What is Carrot Top doing in Reno?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071401 +0000" stop="20260719073542 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junior Brothers - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Garcia goes undercover to bust employers who hire undocumented alien workers, and Junior spends a day with his brothers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073542 +0000" stop="20260719075723 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ski Blues - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Competition among the deputies for a jet ski inherited by the department turns ugly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061609 +0000" stop="20260719065810 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 104 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bystander attempts to rescue two women trapped in a submerged car (Elkhart, Indiana); Woman stabbed by intruder (October 16, 1988. Lansing, Michigan); Rafter caught in dam's undertow (May 24, 1989. Hamilton, Ohio); Documentary of three patients awaiting organ transplants at Presbyterian-University Hospital (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania); Girl swept down storm drain (June 26, 1989. Houston, Texas)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065810 +0000" stop="20260719074126 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 105 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Toddler falls into narrow hole (April 24, 1986. Colts Neck, New Jersey); Helicopter pilot attempts to locate a kidney recipient before the donor kidney expires (March 25, 1989. Glamis, California); Children burned in propane explosion (June 21, 1988. Ellicott, Colorado); Accident sends trucker plummeting over a 40 foot bridge and into a swamp (August 11, 1988. Atchafalaya Swamp, Louisiana)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063356 +0000" stop="20260719071902 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torture - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Franco begins to fear he's becoming Alicia's boy toy, while Tommy finds a way to end the fling between Damien and his science teacher. The rest of the crew also face their own problems - Lou is becoming real unstable emotionally, the chief has financial problems, and Sean is afraid of Tommy finding out who he's been sleeping with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063554 +0000" stop="20260719072015 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A River in Egypt - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A college professor comes into the ER and Conrad realizes it’s a former patient of his from when he was an intern. Meanwhile, Devon ends up admitting a man – who swears by an anti-aging regimen that he thinks is the answer to eternal life – into the hospital after he collapses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060647 +0000" stop="20260719063141 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Forgotten Neighborhood Fights Back - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's hammer time! Mike and the crew head to Louisiana to meet the Hammer of Hollygrove-Dixon, Miss Brenda Lomax-Brown, a 73-year-old firecracker of a woman who is doing everything in her power to improve the conditions of her forgotten New Orleans neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063141 +0000" stop="20260719065913 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The NJ Woman Who Will Never Forget - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team find themselves a stone's throw from New York City, in the suburbs of New Jersey to surprise Megan McDowell, the founder of Heartworks - an organization of female Do-Gooder's helping local families to heal in times of grief, illness or injury. This incredible initiative was born out of the kindness shown to her family after losing a loved one in the attacks that took place on September 11, 2001.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065913 +0000" stop="20260719072349 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bicycle Built For Blue - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe straps on his helmet and pedals to Minneapolis, Minnesota to meet Officer Mike Kirchen, a bike cop who is bridging the gap between his local police department and the community they serve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072349 +0000" stop="20260719075046 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Correction Officer's Tough Love - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe and the team head to Peoria, Illinois to meet Carl Cannon, a former Corrections Officer who is focused on keeping youth out of prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060637 +0000" stop="20260719063234 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeping with a Celebrity, Being Batman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Forrest bids a fortune to win a dinner with Ashley Tisdale and learns the secret to being Batman from his disastrous family court proceedings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063234 +0000" stop="20260719065834 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Having a Best Friend, Going to Space - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Forrest goes to space with his ex-father-in-law and competes in a friend-off to become his neighbor Gene's best friend.</desc>
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    <title>Road Rage, Orgy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Forrest unleashes his inner f**kbeast at an orgy and finds that road rage can quickly turn ugly.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge, Getting Rich, Aching - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Forrest seeks revenge on a classmate from middle school, attends a self-actualization seminar and struggles with the meaning of an incomprehensible request.</desc>
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    <title>JuRicksic Mort - S06E06</title>
    <desc>They're back, broh.</desc>
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    <title>Full Meta Jackrick - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Rick and Morty find themselves caught in a confusing, meta-powered loop of adventures, leading to a showdown with an unmotivated nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Analyze Piss - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Haters gonna hate, broh.</desc>
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    <title>A Rick in King Mortur's Mort - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Things are heating up, y'know what I mean, broh?</desc>
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    <title>Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Merry Rickmas, broh!</desc>
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    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino IV - S32E35</title>
    <desc>Rob and Steelo welcome Carly Aquilino for her FIRST TIME WITH FIREWORKS, get pulled over and go for SOBRIETY TEST EXTRA CREDIT, and are scarred by taking a FACEFUL OF FILTH.</desc>
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    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino XIII - S32E36</title>
    <desc>Rob and Steelo welcome Carly Aquilino to fight over that last chair in MUSICAL CHAIR MANIACS, meet mischievous rabbits in BAD BUNNIES and hit the wild west with some NEW AGE COWBOYS.</desc>
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    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino VII - S32E37</title>
    <desc>Rob and Steelo welcome Carly Aquilino to get hazed in CONSTRUCTION INITIATION, divert their attentions to BACKGROUND DISTRACTIONS, and set out to sea with NO RULES ON FERRIES.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072023 +0000" stop="20260719074131 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino XI - S32E38</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo and special guest Carly Aquilino feel the pain of having JACKED BACKS, cement their legacy while committing CONCRETE CRIMES, and get wild with some BEAST BEEF.</desc>
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    <title>Nora - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lucas finds himself involved in murder when he gallantly steps to the aid of a beautiful woman.</desc>
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    <title>The Hangman - S02E36</title>
    <desc>An ex-convict is blamed for a brutal crime despite his claims of rehabilitation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065053 +0000" stop="20260719071629 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pitchman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mark finds gold on their property, a fast-talking salesman who tried to sell Lucas a new lightning rod offers instead to buy the ranch's mineral rights.</desc>
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    <title>Trail of Hate - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Lucas is out for vengeance when Mark is used as a pawn in a bank robbery scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060022 +0000" stop="20260719064201 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Down Under - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Jeremy travels to the scene of an ocean aircraft crash in Australia that left a group of Aboriginal elders brutally murdered almost without a trace. He embarks on one of his toughest investigations ever, taking on some of the deadliest animals on the planet in order to track down this elusive killer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064201 +0000" stop="20260719072342 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Razorhead - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Investigating reports of a creature terrorizing the Florida Keys that is so violent it slices through flesh and breaks bones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061211 +0000" stop="20260719063237 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Skate Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On National Skateboarding Day, Rob attempts to get both Big Black and the bulldog "Meaty," on a skateboard, with mixed results. Later on the way to a skate demo in Orange County, the two get pulled over for "Ridin' Dirty."</desc>
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    <title>Travel - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rob and Big Black travel to Vancouver to be "immortalized in a video game." After a day of motion capture in tight-fitting spandex and a game of skateboard hockey with the locals, they continue on to Kettering, Ohio to visit Rob's family. Fishing with Rob's dad, a quick jaunt to King's Island amusement park and shredding Rob's skate plaza are all stops on their whirlwind trip out of the Hollywood Hills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065305 +0000" stop="20260719071326 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Get Physical - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Rob puts Big Black on a fitness program to help him lose some weight. They consult with a hypnotist and a nutritionist on their quest to make him a leaner, meaner, more finely tuned machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071326 +0000" stop="20260719073404 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>All Rob wants for his birthday is for Big Black to win a Wing Eating Trophy at the local hot wings restaurant. Big Black plans Rob's birthday evening, but In the midst of the birthday preparation, Meaty suffers from a mysterious "body odor" issue that must be addressed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073404 +0000" stop="20260719075433 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making the House a Home - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Rob and Big Black make some home improvements at their Hollywood Hills pad. Meaty temporarily derails their plans when he gets into the garbage and gets sick eating too many chicken wings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060531 +0000" stop="20260719061649 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yogurt in a Bag - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Liam Neeson discovers his movie seat has been… taken. A veterinarian explains how 101 dalmatians reproduce. The Crypt Keeper's schtick is stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061649 +0000" stop="20260719062804 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of the Flushed Footlong - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Some outtakes from Seth Green's Burger King commercial. Krang tries his hand at online dating. A look at Huey Lewis' lost hit song from "Back to the Future".</desc>
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    <title>Food - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Walter White Jr. raps about breakfast. The Exo-Squad have some jobs to do. Remy makes a new kind of ratatouille.</desc>
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    <title>Not Enough Women - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Darth Vader learns the meaning of "I'm Sorry". The Terminator alters the future a little too much. Edna Mode starts an incredible new job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065033 +0000" stop="20260719070139 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Angelic Sounds of Mike Giggling - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Has Lois Lane been super-murdered? Batman wonders if Superman can bleed. The audience votes on the season 8 finale spectacular!</desc>
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    <title>Hey I Found Another Sock - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Writers must take Fury Road to get into the office; Beavis moves on from his life with Butt-head; Robot Chicken's Nerd is a guest in Westworld.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071249 +0000" stop="20260719072403 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoot to the Glute - S09E02</title>
    <desc>The crew wonder if Doc McStuffins can handle it in the emergency room; investors are less than thrilled with the first generation of hosts from "Westworld"; the Scooby gang tell each other how they really feel, with dangerous results.</desc>
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    <title>Things Look Bad for the Streepster - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Daniel Tiger is taught the toughest lesson of all; Nerd looks behind the curtain at Nick's Arcade and hates it; Jabberjaw goes on a much-needed vacation—to Amity Island.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Mozzarella's Hamburger Skateboard Depot - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The team discover the emotions of adulthood in "Inside Out 2"; the pig from Black Mirror tells all to Howard Stern; the Nerd forces his way through "Star Wars: The Force Awakens."</desc>
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    <title>Strummy Strummy Sad Sad - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Robot Chicken joins the dinosaur revolution as Fred Flintstone runs for his life; Sebastian has union trouble with his orchestra; the MCU hold an intervention for Jessica Jones.</desc>
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    <title>Total Luger - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Twister and Otto take up street luge, but it seems that Twister is better at it than Rocket Boy. Is this the one and only sport Otto will have to accept he's only second best at? Maybe not... if he cheats! Will Otto's conscience let him get away with it? Don't bet on it.</desc>
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    <title>Rocket Repairs / Say Hello to Cement Head - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Eddie's skateboard breaks, Otto decides to charge him to fix it. As word spreads that Otto is good at repairs, he decides to go into business. But running your own shop is harder than you might expect. Are the Rocket kids up to the challenge? / When Twister accidentally falls into the wet cement of Madtown Skate Park's newest ramp, Conroy Blanc closes the place until someone comes forward and admits to doing the deed. Will Twister fess up?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064802 +0000" stop="20260719071144 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Bait / A Shot in the Park - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ocean Shores is overrun with Shoobies at the beginning of the summer season, so Otto plans to create a shark hoax to scare them off. Will this clear the waters for the Rocket kids? / Twister accidentally loses his video camera while sneaking into a closed exhibit at a water park. Can the gang find the camera, or will their video report for school be lost for good?</desc>
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    <title>The Longest Day / Ottoman and the Sea - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the Rocket kids run into some handicap snow boarders, Reggie gets intrigued by one of the girls who has a metal leg but can still shred at the sport. Will Reggie put her foot in her mouth trying to treat her new pal differently, or will she learn she just wants to be treated the same as anyone else? / The Rocket Gang are on a camping trip and decide to go fishing. While Reggie and Sam are catching lots of fish, Otto decides to break his dad's rules and go really far from shore to catch ""really big ones"". When he hooks a fish that drags their raft way out to sea, can they make it back when they find out the raft is out of gas?</desc>
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    <title>Radical New Equipment / Tito's Lucky Shell - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's Otto, Reggie, Twister and Sam vs. Lars and his gang in an endurance test over sea (surfing), air (skateboarding), and land (bike riding and hockey) to see who can win a coveted space on The Shore Shack's ""Wall of Fame"". / Sam finds a tanagella shell (an ancient Hawaiian symbol of good luck, according to Tito). The kids find out that it works: Sammy is all of a sudden a better surfer, and Twister passes his spelling test. When Otto accidentally loses the shell, will it cause Reggie to lose her surf competition?</desc>
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    <title>Teed Off - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Heffer helps Mr. Bighead win a golf game that has been rigged in Mr. Dupette's favor.</desc>
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    <title>Wimp on the Barby - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Rocko prepares for a visit from grade-school bully, Dingo.</desc>
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    <title>Yarnbenders - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Rocko and Heffer read fairy tales, with a bit of improvisation, to Filburt to entertain him as he recovers from a cold.</desc>
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    <title>Mama's Boy - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Heffer moves out of his parent's place to prove he's capable of making it on his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071853 +0000" stop="20260719073120 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feisty Geist - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Heffer faces the wrath of a spirit that he wronged in a former life.</desc>
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    <title>S.W.A.K. - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Rocko tries to get a love letter back that was intended for his mail carrier.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Meatball - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ed Bighead earns a series of promotions by relying on a ""Magic Meatball"" (kinda like a ""Magic 8-Ball"") to make business decisions.</desc>
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    <title>The Ram Has Touched the Wall - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Caesar weighs Pompey's counteroffer against Antony's recommendation to chase down Pompey's vulnerable army. Vorenus is forced to reconsider his career choices after a series of business setbacks leave him with little income to support his family. A jealous Atia concocts a clever scheme to separate Caesar from Servilia. Pullo is recruited to tutor Octavian in the art of soldiering, but ends up learning a lesson or two from the boy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064132 +0000" stop="20260719072431 +0000" channel="C1549.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dye Hard - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Officer John Nolan is assigned his first rookie, Officer Celina Juarez, whose unconventional approach to police work poses a unique challenge for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064003 +0000" stop="20260719072120 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Shoot - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Dov walks into a robbery in progress and shoots a black teen, the community calls for him to be investigated.</desc>
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    <title>Homecoming - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that there's trouble in paradise, so Roseanne schemes to break them up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063501 +0000" stop="20260719065702 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving '93 - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Connors' dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent-minded Nana Mary revealing Bev's secret about her marriage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065702 +0000" stop="20260719071903 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Driver's Seat - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseanne's car is stolen -- by DJ, and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child, while Dan blames her anger on work stress.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071903 +0000" stop="20260719074106 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Trash Christmas - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations, and become furious with Becky when she gives the cheque they have given her for college to Mark and takes a job as a waitress in a tacky bar.</desc>
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    <title>Funeral - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Nanna's dear old neighbour Elsie dies, and today is the funeral. It's full of the usual admiration of the persons house, and Nanna has also been taking stuff from Elsie's since she has passed on, so Jim gets one back for Elise!   Nanna is also hinting that she wants to move in:  "I would never ever think of asking you to let me stay here, but well that back bedroom is free now!"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063603 +0000" stop="20260719070450 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>London - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Antony declares that he and Darren, the managers of their band 'Exit' are going to London to find a record deal, of course they get the usual barrage of insults from Jim and Dave, and Nanna contributes to the fund, 50p!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Christening - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the christening is finally here, but the decorating is still not finished in the background. Everyone is there for a buffet, including Twiggy's 'Bird'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060718 +0000" stop="20260719063014 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gold Rush - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Angelica finds a nickel in the sand box and thinks there's a fortune under the sand, so the babies dig. They start arguing about finding more nickels. Angelica maks the nickel with an X, but the wind blows it away and Angelica digs frantically to find it again. The babies don't care about nickels anymore and they just play happily again.</desc>
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    <title>Home Movies - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Stu shows everyone boring home movies, but the kids make drawings of their own that are brought to life by the Rugrats cartoonists. A VERY cool story with actual art by the children of the makers of Rugrats.</desc>
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    <title>The Mysterious Mr. Friend - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Stu invents a new toy: a scary walking, talking, heat-seeking clown doll. The babies encounter it, and are horrified. Eventually, it all comes down to a final battle royale between Tommy and friends and an army of "Mr. Fiends." The babies win the day...or do they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071730 +0000" stop="20260719074115 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuffed - S03E23</title>
    <desc>After playing with a pair of toy had-cuffs to be donated to an orphanage, Chuckie and Angelica got cuffed together with it and they've lost the key.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061143 +0000" stop="20260719063148 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poaching Timmy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's superstition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Old Timer's Day - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After being harassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.</desc>
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    <title>Twice - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071500 +0000" stop="20260719073603 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073603 +0000" stop="20260719075707 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Style - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before he does. Now he has to keep quiet about it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063229 +0000" stop="20260719073446 +0000" channel="C1574.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queens Reunited! - S10E13</title>
    <desc>One week from the Grand Finale, all season 10 queens return to discuss the season's gaggiest moments. Includes never-before-seen footage, jaw-dropping revelations, and a recap of the seasons' most amazing looks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063849 +0000" stop="20260719072120 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gunpowder Treason - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The team’s search for an abducted teen leads them to a member of the Witness Protection Program and a decades-old political extremist group. Hondo and his girlfriend disagree over a guest speaker at her community center. Luca worries he’s not physically ready to return to the field. Commander Hicks reconnects with his estranged son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061043 +0000" stop="20260719063134 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Teens Collide - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Sunspot activity causes molecular instability for the witches present in the moral realm: Zelda's left arm attaches itself to Hilda, who is auditioning to become part of a classical trio, and a black hole forms in their kitchen sink. Because Sabrina is half mortal, they are not sure how she will be affected. Participating in a charity drive to collect food for the homeless, Sabrina is at first relieved to experience no worse symptoms than temporary hair loss; but when she protests at Libby's conniving with Mr. Kraft to turn the drive into a competition, things take a turn for the worse: Sabrina and Libby bump into each other and exchange personalities. While Libby become sweetness and light, Sabrina becomes a teenage terror who soon rules the school and - with the connivance of Salem - begins to plot world domination. When she is arrested and brought to trial, it's up to a repentant Salem to find a way to save her.</desc>
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    <title>My Nightmare, the Car - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Since neither Val's parents nor Sabrina's aunts will allow them to have a car, the two teens cook up an ingenious scheme to share the costs and responsibilities for a single vehicle. Working their timetables to fit puts an intolerable strain on their friendship, however; and when the car conks out, Sabrina gives in to Salem's suggestion and buys a car for a ridiculously low price in the Other Realm. Trouble is, this old clunker has a mind and a voice of its own, which makes hiding it from Sabrina's aunts a real problem, particularly when it keeps transporting itself to her bedroom. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda are distracted by their own problems: they are being audited, and discover that their trusted accountant Marty has skipped town with all of their magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065315 +0000" stop="20260719071450 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear Strikes Up a Conversation - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Sabrina is chosen to read her essay on learning math to the school assembly, and at first doesn't understand why everyone else assumes that she is nervous about it; then, when stage fright finally hits, uses Salem's suggestion of a "fear removal" spell. But she hasn't heeded the warning from Franklin Delano Roosevelt (via her witches' manual), and her fear spreads contagiously through the school: Val and Mr. Kraft become paranoid, Harvey is terrified of sports injuries, Mrs. Quick becomes hysterically hypochondriacal, and Libby is horrorstruck at the thought of never winning another seasonal beauty pageant. The only solution is to banish Sabrina's externalized emotion into the Other Realm, where she must confront the forest of her subconscious fears. Meanwhile, Zelda and Hilda face another public ordeal when an overworked Zelda "snaps" from overwork just before she is due to present her scientific paper to a witchly symposium, leaving Hilda to attempt to be "the responsible one" for on</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071450 +0000" stop="20260719073633 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiz Show - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When Sabrina inadvertently complains about her Quizmaster's teaching methods to a woman who turns out to be his boss, the Witches' Council rules that he be reassigned to a new pupil, the obnoxious Ralph. Sabrina, who is in the midst of cramming for her hardest magic test to date, finds herself being taught at home by her less-than-scholarly Aunt Hilda, while Zelda substitutes for her chemistry teacher at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073633 +0000" stop="20260719075803 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disneyworld - S02E23</title>
    <desc>On a field trip to Disney's Animal Kingdom in Florida, Sabrina, working to pass a critical test for her witch's license, accidentally turns Libby and Valerie into zebras. But nothing will stop Libby's attempts to steal Harvey from Sabrina. Meanwhile, Hilda and Zelda visit Animal Kingdom's DinoLand U.S.A., where they magically create their own prehistoric man; Harvey ends up a tour guide on a Kilimanjaro Safaris adventure through a wildlife reserve; and Mr. Kraft thinks he's finally discovered what Sabrina's hiding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062245 +0000" stop="20260719064541 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Femme Sabrina - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Harvey is ecstatic when a spy movie is supposed to come out today. He and Sabrina go to the movies but they find out that it has been postponed until next week. Harvey says he can't wait that long so Sabrina cast a spell saying that she wants the spy movie to be realesed all over the world today but there's a problemwhen everybody starts acting out the movie and becoming spys and secret agents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064541 +0000" stop="20260719070836 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bat Pack - S01E65</title>
    <desc>Three vampires come to town and try to show Sabrina a good time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070836 +0000" stop="20260719073132 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Most Dangerous Witch - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Zelda has a dream about Tim the Witch Smeller, a revenge-seeking witch hunter! Later, Tim comes to Greendale and accidently kidnaps Harvey!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073132 +0000" stop="20260719075424 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Said a Mouse-ful - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After salem eats the mouse for Sabrina's science project Sabrina turns him into a mouse so that he can be their lab rat for the science fair, but nasa thinks he's some kind of super-intelligent rat but they want to launch him into space!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060513 +0000" stop="20260719062828 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man’s Kindness: Yuichiro, Heartbroken by Rei - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Worried by Rei's intensive meditation, Yuuichirou becomes concerned that she has fallen for another man. When he sees her with Haruka, he is convinced that she is Rei's new suitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062828 +0000" stop="20260719065143 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usagi in Tears: A Glass Slipper for My Birthday - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Usagi is mad at Mamoru for not knowing its her birthday, but feels guilty because she realizes she never told him when it was. For her birthday, Mamo gets her glass slippers, but the Heart Daimon egg is inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065143 +0000" stop="20260719071458 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making New Friends: Chibi Moon's Adventure - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Lonely Chibiusa looks for friends, and when she finds one...it's a target, so they must help to save his heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071458 +0000" stop="20260719073813 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arrival of a Small Pretty Guardian - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Chibiusa comes to town during a carnival, where all the senshi are working. A singer for the carnival in Eugeal's target, and she is attacked...and all the senshi, including Chibiusa as Chibi Moon, fight to save her heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061620 +0000" stop="20260719064030 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Call Me Mrs. Tibbs - S02E11</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Park Ranger Mona") Mona Tibbs, the mail lady, has joined the park service to be closer to Ug. He thinks this is good because she will go easy on the camp when she comes to inspect it. Instead, she nitpicks every little thing and reports the camp for several infractions. The campers decide to make it worse by pointing out more flaws, hoping to be put in a hotel while the camp is fixed if it is shut down. They find out, however, that they would be transferred to other camps. They quickly set out to clean up camp and help Mona and Ug patch things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064030 +0000" stop="20260719070445 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Kahn, Jr. - S02E12</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Ellen Comes to Camp") Ellen, Dr. Kahn's niece, comes to visit camp, and Ug orders the campers to treat her like royalty. She is a real brat and the gang is ready to use vigilante justice on her, but Ug, though he is also bothered by Ellen, stops them because he is trying to gat a raise. The gang decides to try the silent treatment, which sends Ellen over the edge. In the end, the gang gets the ultimate revenge, and Ug gets his raise for teaching Ellen a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070445 +0000" stop="20260719072858 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anawanna Incorporated - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The campers start a birdhouse company for career day. Dina is appointed leader and Donkeylips is put in charge of production. After seeing how the others are being lazy, Donkeylips and his workers go on strike. Meanwhile, Ug and Sponge search for items to put in the Camp Anawanna time capsule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072858 +0000" stop="20260719075417 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zeke The Plumber - S01E02</title>
    <desc>(AKA "The Ghost Story") Budnick tells the gang a ghost story about the camp's old custodian, Zeke. It is said that Zeke, who had lost his nose in an accident, was unable to smell a gas leak, which killed him. Budnick tells the group that whoever touches Zeke's plunger, will have horrible nightmares haunted by Zeke. Of course, everyone had bad nightmares that night.    And so the entire group, with help from Ug, set up an elaborate plan to get revenge on Budnick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062816 +0000" stop="20260719071133 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Manchurian Candidate - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Darius, Grace and Harris uncover the darkest secret yet; Liam reconnects with Jillian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071133 +0000" stop="20260719075211 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoners - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Darius forms a dangerous alliance in order to destroy the dark money forces of Q17. Also, Grace takes action when surprising news jolts her world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062908 +0000" stop="20260719065146 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#TheKillerTunaJump: #Freddie #Jade #Robbie: Part 2 - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Cat and Sam escalate their battle by flirting with each other's ex-boyfriends. Can Dice's dangerous tuna fish somehow save their friendship?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065146 +0000" stop="20260719071429 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#YayDay - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Cat invents a holiday so she can buy gifts for everyone; Cat snoops to find out what other people's gifts are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071429 +0000" stop="20260719073712 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#BrainCrush - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat begin to notice that their friends are obsessed with a new phone game; the audience is distracted at Cat's one woman show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073712 +0000" stop="20260719075954 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#BlueDogSoda - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The girls start making their own version of their favorite soda pop and start selling it, but the authorities knock on their door soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060719 +0000" stop="20260719063041 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Artistic Anarchy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fuu is targeted as a kidnapper groups next victum. Will the others be able to save her in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063041 +0000" stop="20260719065403 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranger Searching - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The gang enters into an eating competition with Mugen and Jin's swords on the line. After a mysterious man wins the eating competition, they must find a way to get their swords back and save the mysterious man. Will they succeed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065403 +0000" stop="20260719071725 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Risky Racket - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A thief was running around town, while Fuu, Jin, and Mugen were going to get some soup.  Fuu was daydreaming and the thief ""accidently"" bumped into Fuu. When Fuu was paying for the soup, she noticed that her purse was gone and said that the man she bumped into took the money. Will Fuu ever get her money back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071725 +0000" stop="20260719074048 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Altercation - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A man hunting for Jin has been challenging any samurai wearing glasses he can find, accompanied by a beat-boxing duo of underlings. The question arises as to whether or not he will recognize Jin when he becomes infatuated with Fuu, for Jin has had to pawn his glasses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061823 +0000" stop="20260719064103 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LII: Jack and the Baby - S04E13</title>
    <desc>While peacefully enjoying a snack of peaches, Jack hears a baby cry and races to find out what's the matter.  He rescues Baby from a crew of hungry (baby-eating) monsters.
The two then set off to find the baby's mother.  Jack makes a great temporary parent, finding food, shelter, dealing with diapers.  He tells Baby a bedtime story of Momotaro (Peach-boy, an archetypal Japanese folk-tale).  When sick, Baby wants peaches; when they return to the peach orchard, the monsters find them again.
After the final defeat of the monsters, Baby's mother is found.  When she notices a surprising change in her child, Jack explains the baby has achieved sakai, the spirit of the samurai.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064103 +0000" stop="20260719070340 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XCII - S05E01</title>
    <desc>It's been 50 years since we last saw Samurai Jack, and time has not been kind to him. Aku has destroyed every time portal, and Jack has stopped aging, a side effect of time travel. It seems he is cursed to roam the land for all eternity. His past haunts him as does a cult of assassins dedicated to killing him for Aku's glory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070340 +0000" stop="20260719072615 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XCIII - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jack's will to survive is pushed to its absolute limits after a deadly, unseen foe launches a relentless surprise attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072615 +0000" stop="20260719074846 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XCIV - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Samurai Jack is gravely injured but still decides to face one of the deadliest foes he's ever encountered: Assassins from the Cult of Aku.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061802 +0000" stop="20260719064408 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Suitcase Case - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Fred and Lamont find a large sum of money in an old suitcase but are soon visited by a gunman intent on taking the treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064408 +0000" stop="20260719071019 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Barracuda - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With Fred and Donna once again planning marriage, Lamont cooks up a scheme to drive them apart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071019 +0000" stop="20260719073623 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Piano Movers - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Fred and Lamont try to move a piano from the apartment of an eccentric man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064021 +0000" stop="20260719074526 +0000" channel="C1590.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlize Theron/The Black Keys - S39E20</title>
    <desc>Sketches include: Michelle/Hillary Mother's Day Address, Mother's Day Game Show, Girlfriends Talk Show, Dragon Babies, Heshy: Dating Seminar, Weekend Update: Barbara Walters, Weekend Update: Drunk Uncle on Graduation, Bikini Beach Party, Pet Rescue Commercial, and Tourists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061309 +0000" stop="20260719063612 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slater's Sister - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Slater is rejoined by his long lost sister who he hasn't seen in years and Zack finds himself falling for her. Slater doesn't approve of their romance and is determine to stop it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063612 +0000" stop="20260719065936 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Senior Prom - S04E17</title>
    <desc>The Gang tries to raise enough money to hold a senior prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065936 +0000" stop="20260719072154 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Video Yearbook - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The gang decide to make a video version of the annual yearbook, but Zack has other ideas and decides to use it to sell a dating video made from the video clips. However, he regrets his decision after Screech mistakenly puts Kelly on the video and she starts getting calls from other guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072154 +0000" stop="20260719074518 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Screech's Birthday - S04E19</title>
    <desc>When his friends forget his birthday, they try to throw him a late surprise party. Screech, upset that his friends didn't remember, takes advantage of his new hall monitor position and makes it difficult for them to plan it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061945 +0000" stop="20260719070444 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barcelona - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Conor Woodman visits the pick-pocket capital Barcelona, one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world. Whether it’s a day at the beach or an evening at the football or just a walk down the Ramblas enjoying the night life, this city has so much to offer. But look out this town has a darker secret, it’s home to one of the most skilled set and creative con men and thieves in the world; they’ll take your money off you day or night. Conor sets out to see exactly who these people are, how they operate and who knows he may even become part of the gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070444 +0000" stop="20260719074944 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rome - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Conor Woodman is in Rome, on a mission to uncover the gritty underworld that crawls under the thriving tourist scene of the Eternal City. At the Coliseum, he finds rogue Centurions who threaten tourists and unsheathe their swords to fight over territory. Right under the dome of St Peter’s, he discovers tourist agencies that employ muscle to scare competitors off their streets and conquer contested corners. There is a turf war underway in Rome, in which tourists have become the spectators and the prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060652 +0000" stop="20260719062850 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moira Rosé - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Moira and David sample wine at Herb Ertlinger’s vineyard and accidentally get a bit tipsy. Meanwhile, Johnny attempts to have "the talk" with Patrick, but it’s proving to be difficult when Patrick is so invested in a baseball game. Alexis brings Stevie, Twyla, Ronnie and Jocelyn to a bizarre fitness class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062850 +0000" stop="20260719065047 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Presidential Suite - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Moira treat themselves to a night in the Presidential Suite at the new motel, but soon discover other people had the same intention. Alexis is pleasantly surprised by a visitor but struggles with the news they’ve unloaded. David and Patrick ready themselves for their engagement photoshoot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065047 +0000" stop="20260719071245 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebound - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Johnny becomes overly involved in Alexis’s romantic life, making an already difficult time worse for her. After discovering her car covered in eggs, Moira learns she offended the townspeople by disparaging Schitt’s Creek in an interview with People magazine. Jocelyn helps out David and Patrick at the store and proves to be a top-notch salesperson, much to David’s annoyance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071245 +0000" stop="20260719073444 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunrise, Sunset - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Moira’s former "Sunrise Bay" producers show up with big news, while Alexis binge-watches old episodes of the soap and discovers some dirt. Alexis gives Moira advice on how to proceed, leaving Moira feeling conflicted. Meanwhile, the new motel is proving to be a money pit for Johnny, which has him worried about paying for David’s lavish catering bill for the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073444 +0000" stop="20260719075642 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelor Party - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Roses attend the Escape Room portion of David and Patrick's Bachelor Party, but their participation wanes the more their personal dilemmas come to a head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060837 +0000" stop="20260719061741 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounter of the Worst Kind - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Scooby and the gang are part of a scavenger hunt put together by an alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061741 +0000" stop="20260719062646 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Canine Caper - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Scooby and the gang try to protect movie star Captain Canine from a dogcatcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062646 +0000" stop="20260719063549 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Schmalien - S04E30</title>
    <desc>A alien that trashed in Tumbleweed is instantly kidnapped and placed as a circus act. It's up to Yabba and the gang to get him back to where he belongs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063549 +0000" stop="20260719064453 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Cat Lady Caper - S04E31</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to stop a lady Cat Burglar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064453 +0000" stop="20260719065355 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picnic Poopers - S04E32</title>
    <desc>A picnic is ruined thanks to a bully and his dog. Scooby and the gang tries to regain their tranquility and their appetites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065355 +0000" stop="20260719070259 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go East, Young Pardner - S04E33</title>
    <desc>Yabba, Dusty, and Scrappy travel to New York for police training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070259 +0000" stop="20260719071203 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Million Years Before Lunch - S04E34</title>
    <desc>A plane that Scooby and the gang flies suddenly enters a time warp and they end up in the prehistoric ages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071203 +0000" stop="20260719072106 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's the Werewolf - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Scooby drinks a potion that turns him into a werewolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072106 +0000" stop="20260719073009 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up a Crazy River - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Yabba, Disty and Scrappy protects their town from pirates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073009 +0000" stop="20260719073914 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoedown Showdown - S04E37</title>
    <desc>While visiting hillbilly relatives, Scooby and the gang are caught up in a fued between their family and the McGlurks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073914 +0000" stop="20260719074817 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job Too Small - S04E38</title>
    <desc>The gang encounters an Abominable Snowman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074817 +0000" stop="20260719075718 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bride and Gloom - S04E39</title>
    <desc>Yabba and the gang tries to find a bride for Horrible Homer before he destroys the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061523 +0000" stop="20260719063752 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Scary Night with a Snow Beast Fright - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to visit their pal, Professor Krueger up in the North Pole, and he's disappeared before they get there. Turns out Jurassic Park is in full operation up in Santa Land as a fur covered dinosaur is wandering around. Was the Prof this beast's last main course?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063752 +0000" stop="20260719070019 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Switch a Witch - S03E04</title>
    <desc>In 1778 a witch was burned at the stake in Salem. Now, 200 years later on Halloween, she has risen from her ashes to seek her revenge!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Tar Monster - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The gang decides to visit their pal, Professor Brikston in the lost city of Byzantius, Turkey. The city is soooo 'lost' that the only residence are the Professor, his helpers and of course, the TAR MONSTER!!!!</desc>
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    <title>A Highland Fling with a Monstrous Thing - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The gang heads to Scotland to help Velma's friend Aggie MacDuff, who's ancestral castle home, which she's turned into a tourist attraction, is being haunted by the ghost of her great grandfather Finnyan MacDuff, who in turn has summoned the Loch Ness Monster to help him scare away potential tourists.</desc>
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    <title>A Scary Night with a Snow Beast Fright - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After being invited by Professor Krueger at the North Pole, the gang finds out that he has been captured. After they meet an Inuit named Chief Minook, he gets captured as well, and the gang attempts to solve the mystery.</desc>
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    <title>To Switch a Witch - S03E04</title>
    <desc>On Halloween night, the New England town of Salem, Massachusetts is being haunted by the ghost of the witch Milissa Wilcox, who was burned at the stake in 1778. After receiving a distressed call from their friend Arlene Wilcox, a descendant of the accused witch, the gang arrives to help, despite being warned off by the town's mayor. The gang realizes the witch looks exactly like Arlene.</desc>
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    <title>The Tar Monster - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The gang go to the ancient city of Byzantius in Turkey. On the way there, they meet the Tar Monster, who frightens the workers away while opening the inner sanctum.</desc>
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    <title>A Highland Fling with a Monstrous Thing - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The gang travel to Scotland to visit their friend Aggie MacDuff, who says people have left her castle in fear after ghost sightings. It seems the ghost plays bagpipes to call on the Loch Ness Monster to help him scare people away from the castle.</desc>
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    <title>The Night the Clown Cried II - Tears of Doom! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fred tries to get Daphne back. Crybaby Clown returns to rob Crystal Cove and kidnaps Daphne as well. Daphne is rescued and agrees to return to the gang. Mr. E tries to re-recruit Angel Dynamite.</desc>
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    <title>Web of the Dreamweaver! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dreamweaver has come to life brainwashing an old group of Crypts and Creatures players (including Sheriff Bronson Stone) by entering their minds while they sleep!</desc>
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    <title>The Hodag of Horror - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A creature called The Hodag of Horror attacks Crystal Cove; meanwhile, Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves (Fred’s real parents) have suddenly appeared along with a dog whom Scooby has taken a fancy to.</desc>
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    <title>Art of Darkness! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An artist's painting comes to life and attacks patrons of the museum. The gang is asked to solve the mystery so the Art Museum can be saved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061122 +0000" stop="20260719065431 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovin the D - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Chanels are overwhelmed when their TV idol, Dr. Scarlett Lovin, visits the C.U.R.E. Institute. Meanwhile, Hester calls a Green Meanie summit as the killer(s) put their final kill plan into effect.</desc>
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    <title>Drain the Swamp - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Season Finale. The Green Meanie sets its final plan for revenge in motion as Hester makes a bold move to secure her future, and Brock performs a dangerous surgery to save Dean Munsch's life.</desc>
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    <title>My Happy Place - S08E04</title>
    <desc>J.D. and Elliot's relationship seems to have been rekindled when they encourage Dr. Kelso to find his true happy place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063057 +0000" stop="20260719065110 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My ABC's - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Featuring a special appearance from Sesame Workshop's "Muppets", J.D. learns a lesson about the gift of compassion, while Elliot gets scammed by intern Katie to secure a spot on Turk's team.</desc>
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    <title>My Cookie Pants - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Elliot and J.D. encounter a road block in their newfound romantic relationship, and Dr. Cox considers taking the now vacant Chief of Medicine post.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071152 +0000" stop="20260719073234 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My New Role - S08E07</title>
    <desc>As his increasing workload from being Chief of Medicine begins to take a toll, the unimaginable happens when Dr. Cox reaches out to Dr. Kelso for friendship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073234 +0000" stop="20260719075317 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Lawyer's in Love - S08E08</title>
    <desc>It's Ted's lucky day when he falls head over heels in love with an ukulele player, and Dr. Cox realizes he cannot handle everything that is thrown at him.</desc>
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    <title>Man on Fire (3) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Bravo manages to escape their SUV engulfed in flames, but plans go awry when Jason’s personal and professional lives become intertwined and he’s forced to make decisions that put Bravo’s jobs and lives at risk. The team works through disagreements, reveals exciting personal news and an unlikely hero emerges.</desc>
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    <title>What's Past is Prologue - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Bravo returns to Afghanistan to continue the fight against the Taliban. The team ruminates on America's longtime involvement in the War on Terror.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060007 +0000" stop="20260719061153 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Cake - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Capt. Murphy can't seem to find his ""Happy Cake"" cupcake oven anywhere. He sends the Sealab crew out to find it, only to find it's in the (many) hands of a giant octopus.</desc>
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    <title>Chickmate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Debbie wants to have a baby so she starts to interview the crew to see who will be the father. Marco makes time with the other Debbie (aka "Black" Debbie).</desc>
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    <title>Predator - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A flesh-eating invisible monster has invaded the Sealab and is killing everyone. The crew tries to lure it into a trap by having Dolphin Boy wear a life-jacket made of meat.</desc>
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    <title>Lost in Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Under orders from Capt. Murphy, Stormy &amp; Quinn attempt to hook up pirated cable-TV. After getting a picture, something goes haywire and sends Stormy &amp; Quinn repeatedly back in time about 15 minutes. Then, after getting a picture, something goes haywire and sends Stormy &amp; Quinn repeatedly back in time about 15 minutes. Then...</desc>
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    <title>Little Orphan Angry - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An orphan says he is terminally ill so he can go to Sealab.</desc>
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    <title>Waking Quinn - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water.  Quinn's resulting hallucinations are strangely hysterical.</desc>
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    <title>All That Jazz - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Murphy is stuck under a soda machine. To make matters worse, everyone else is out at a concert and can't help him! To make matters worse still, who should happen upon poor, defenseless Murphy but an angry scorpion and a tooth-collecting maintenance robot?</desc>
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    <title>Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Murph blows the whole Sealab budget on making the place "Feng Shui" paying a scam artist to redecorate the whole place.</desc>
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    <title>In The Closet - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover that a pack of unfed killer dogs are running around Sealab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074037 +0000" stop="20260719075138 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stimutacs - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In his quest to build the evilest of all empires, Sparks invents a miraculous new drug. Stimutacs are billed as an "herbal dietary supplement", but their side effects are truly amazing... and highly addictive! Can Dr. Quinn foil this nefarious plot?</desc>
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    <title>Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Guest starring Carl Perkins.</desc>
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    <title>Message in a Bottle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A special gift for the twins sparks tension in the group.</desc>
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    <title>Loretta's Last Valentine - S04E09</title>
    <desc>On February 14, 2014, pregnant college student Loretta Saunders vanishes without a trace. Her trail runs cold after she is spotted on CCTV at her apartment building. The race is now on to find her before it's too late.</desc>
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    <title>No Good Deed - S04E10</title>
    <desc>On September 28, 2014, Diane Cunningham is bludgeoned to death in her bedroom. The only clues are receipts from Walmart, a ferry crossing, and a casino. Security footage reveals a prime suspect with a motive, but not everything is quite as it seems.</desc>
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    <title>The Maid - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063441 +0000" stop="20260719065729 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puerto Rican Day - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.</desc>
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    <title>The Chronicle (Part 1) / The Chronicle (Part 2) - S09E21</title>
    <desc>Jerry, Elaine, George &amp; Kramer plan to go to the movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. Featuring relationships (getting in &amp; out), etc. / More clips are seen and finally the closing minutes feature a series of bloopers and a musical montage that features the song "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by the band Green Day, from their 1997 album Nimrod.</desc>
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    <title>Just Turn the Wheel and the Future Changes - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Riley's fate draws nearer, while Capheus and Sun are put to the test, and Wolfgang makes his boldest move yet.</desc>
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    <title>I Can't Leave Her - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With Riley in the hands of Whispers, all of the Sensates' skills are needed to give them any chance at survival.</desc>
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    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After his escape from the vampires, Yuichiro learns that humankind hasn't perished. Determined to get his revenge, he joins the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro feels his training is enough, but his bad attitude gets him suspended.</desc>
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    <title>Human World - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yu is caught in the middle of a political fight between Guren and Kureto Hiragi. However, Yu's determined to take care of his family - new or old. He assures Guren that he's on his side no matter what, and turns to him for help in saving Mika.</desc>
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    <title>The World of Blood Legacy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A deadly virus sweeps the earth, leaving behind only children and vampires. Yuichiro Hyakuya and the other orphans are captured by these vampires and are forced to provide them blood in order to survive. Fed up, they plan on an escape, but...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071717 +0000" stop="20260719074127 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After his escape from the vampires, Yuichiro learns that humankind hasn't perished. Determined to get his revenge, he joins the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro feels his training is enough, but his bad attitude gets him suspended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061604 +0000" stop="20260719065240 +0000" channel="C1609.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grim Grotto: Part Two - S03E04</title>
    <desc>With Sunny's fate hanging in the balance, Violet and Klaus race to find a life-saving antidote and learn the location of the Last Safe Place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065240 +0000" stop="20260719074755 +0000" channel="C1609.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penultimate Peril: Part One - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Various parties converge at the Hotel Denouement, where the mysterious "J.S." has called the V.F.D. together -- and things aren't always what they seem.</desc>
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    <title>Zoe Loves Rocco - S41E23</title>
    <desc>Zoe asks Elmo to watch her pet rock Rocco for her, but he's too busy playing with Baby David to notice when the rock disappears. He tries to placate Zoe by giving her a new rock, then uses his memory to figure out where the rock went.</desc>
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    <title>Critical Condition - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Carrie prepares for her book's review and obsesses after running into a woman Aidan dated after their breakup. Charlotte and Bunny battle over the MacDougal apartment. Miranda is at her wits end with Brady, and Samantha learns to be supportive.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Journey - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie reunites with Big (Chris Noth) when she travels to the West Coast in the seventh of eight new episodes airing this summer. At the end of last season, Big moved to California, and Carrie's final rendezvous with her on-again, off-again beau was canceled when Miranda went into labor. On tonight's episode, Carrie's book tour takes her to San Francisco, which isn't far from Big's new digs in Napa Valley. When they meet, Carrie is surprised at how much her former lover has changed. Joining Carrie on the press junket is her man-hungry publicist Samantha, who, surprisingly, has grown disillusioned with New York men.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072106 +0000" stop="20260719075108 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love a Charade - S05E08</title>
    <desc>On a night out at a Manhattan club, Carrie is amazed to learn that her old friend Bobby Fine, a flamboyant singer, is finally getting married - and that his intended is a woman. While the initial shock never quite wears off, it does give Carrie and her friends the chance to visit the Hamptons. Once there, Samantha takes over Richard's mansion and throws a party; Charlotte's new boyfriend makes his society debut; and Carrie runs into writer Jack Berger.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Self-expression is out as uniforms sweep the student body. Aimee opens up about the assault while Jackson bonds with cool nonbinary student Cal.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>In the cold light of day, can sex turn into intimacy, and vice versa? Ruby recoils from Otis. Maeve connects with Isaac. Abstinence roils Moordale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061742 +0000" stop="20260719070547 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Norma wakes up in a stranger's jogging bottoms after a night on the tiles and sets off on a wild goose chase to find out who she slept with the night before.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070547 +0000" stop="20260719074956 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ninth Time Around - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When Manchester experiences an earth tremor, Monica's waters break and she goes into labour. On the other side of Chatsworth, the same tremor knocks Frank off his bar stool and puts him in a coma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061934 +0000" stop="20260719070126 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locker Board, WYP Aviation, Sierra Madre Research, Simple Habit - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Things get fiery in the Tank when Sir Richard Branson vents his frustration with Mark Cuban in a shocking, never-before-seen way. An 11-year-old inventor, skater, and surfer from San Clemente, California, solved a problem he had by recycling a skateboard deck to fit inside lockers and backpacks; an entrepreneur from Meridianville, Alabama, is revolutionizing aerial sports with his exhilarating human flight experience; a husband and wife team from Vicksburg, Mississippi, have literally elevated the camping experience with their outdoor camping gear; and an entrepreneur from San Francisco, California, claims her five-minute meditation app will help the world reduce stress, improve focus, and sleep better. Adventurer, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Sir Richard Branson is featured in a profile highlighting how he made a career out of breaking tradition. Founder of the Virgin Group, Sir Richard has created more than 400 companies spanning travel, financial services, telecom, health &amp; wellness, and more recently, space travel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070126 +0000" stop="20260719074318 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seventy2, Jackson's Honest, Qball, Trippie - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Entrepreneurs from Park City, Utah, and Burbank, California, have the ultimate survival kits to help get through the first 72 hours of an emergency; parents from Crested Butte, Colorado, were inspired by their son's rare illness to create a thriving business that is disrupting the snack chip industry; an entrepreneur from Cary, North Carolina, has a unique way to engage kids with a wireless microphone that you can throw; and a recent college graduate from Hamilton, New York, designed an app that takes the guesswork and turbulence out of navigating big airports. Also, a profile on serial investor Rohan Oza, dubbed "Hollywood's Brandfather" by the Hollywood Reporter and the mastermind behind some of the most iconic brands in the consumer space today. Born and raised in Zambia and of Indian descent, the profile highlights his humble but proud road to entrepreneurial success.</desc>
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    <title>Expedition Unknown: Megalodon - S2019E01</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates travels to Mexico and South Africa in search of fossilized megalodon teeth. Alongside fellow paleontologists and shark experts, he dives into shark-infested waters to find out what happened to the mighty Meg.</desc>
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    <title>Takeaway - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sheep can't order pizzas, can they? Noone told Shaun and pals, as they strip the scarecrow and head off into town.</desc>
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    <title>The Bull - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Shaun turns matador when a new addition joins the flock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061431 +0000" stop="20260719062031 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturday Night Shaun - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's partytime when Shaun finds the farmer's old records, who knew sheep could boogie down?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062031 +0000" stop="20260719062630 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kite - S01E11</title>
    <desc>What's more fun than a kite on a windy afternoon? Nothing when Shaun and pals are concerned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062630 +0000" stop="20260719063230 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Sheep of Horrors - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Little lambs shouldn't watch scary movies, as Timmy finds out to his cost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063230 +0000" stop="20260719063829 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzz Off Bees - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Something's different around the field, Shaun and the flock decide to investigate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063829 +0000" stop="20260719064429 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fleeced - S01E14</title>
    <desc>It's time for a haircut for Shaun and his pals, but is the Farmer really the right man for the job? Not after his first attempt!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064429 +0000" stop="20260719065029 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shaun Shoots the Sheep - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Shaun finds a camera and sets about taking everyone's photos, whether they want it or not. Are there some prima donnas among the flock?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065029 +0000" stop="20260719065628 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Top Timmy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Little Lamb Timmy joins the circus tonight, but will he make it in show business?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065628 +0000" stop="20260719070227 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fetching - S01E17</title>
    <desc>With Bitzer head over tails in love with a local lass, can Shaun keep the flock in order?</desc>
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    <title>Mountains out of Molehills - S01E18</title>
    <desc>With the flock in a dancing mood, not even a molehill can spoil their fun... or can it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070827 +0000" stop="20260719071426 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's the Mummy? - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Shaun finds himself out of his depth when newly hatched chicks believe he's their mummy, aw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071426 +0000" stop="20260719072126 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things That Go Bump - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Strange noises are scaring the flock, Shaun goes to investigate...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072126 +0000" stop="20260719072725 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abracadabra - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When the Farmer decides to throw out his magic set, Shaun decides to put on a show - but things get out of hand when the flock start disappearing!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072725 +0000" stop="20260719073325 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheep on the Loose - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Nearly all the sheep take the bus to the funfair. Shaun and Shirley must convince the Farmer that the flock is out to pasture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073325 +0000" stop="20260719073924 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wash Day - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The sheep use the farmer's clotheshorse as a merry-go-round - the garments get dirty and have to be washed before the farmer returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073924 +0000" stop="20260719074524 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visitor - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When a strange space craft crash-lands on the farm, Shaun and co. help its little green occupant get air-borne again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074524 +0000" stop="20260719075123 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shaun the Farmer - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Farmer is sick in bed, so, with Bitzer playing nurse-maid, it's down to Shaun to handle the daily chores around the farm - with disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075123 +0000" stop="20260719075723 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Fairy - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Bitzer get a terrible tooth pain. Shaun takes the job as dentist but does not succeed. After a successful extraction at the vet Bitzer hope the Tooth Fairy will give him a coin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061539 +0000" stop="20260719063731 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Joyriders - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A young man must figure out what to do when his friends insist on stealing cars and going on joy rides. Moral: It's important to do what you know is right, and not get conned into doing something dumb just because somebody calls you names. It often takes more courage to do what's right than to go along with the crowd.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063731 +0000" stop="20260719065923 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brothers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chad is a blind boy who is being overly-protected by his older brother, Danny. Chad feels so useless that he decides to run away, and when his brother goes after him, Danny gets bit by a rattlesnake. Chad gains self-confidence after he is able to make it back to Billy and Mentor for help and lead them back to Danny. Moral: Everyone needs a helping hand. People with problems or handicaps can get along almost as well as any of us. All they need is a chance to gain self-confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065923 +0000" stop="20260719072116 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thou Shalt Not Kill - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When a woman dies leaving instructions in her will to destroy her horse, Beckett, her niece tries to stop it. Captain Marvel and Mentor must help her save the horse while working within the law. Moral: Today you saw how someone tried to solve their problem by breaking the law, instead of working within the law. It's important for us to remember that laws are made to help us, and that when they stop helping us, they can be changed, legally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072116 +0000" stop="20260719074312 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lure of the Lost - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A woman is concerned about her brother, Gary, when he seems to have fallen in with the wrong crowd — a drug dealer named Brock. Billy and Mentor must help Gary break free of his connections with Brock. Moral: When you're faced with a problem that you don't feel you can handle, running away isn't the answer. Try talking it over with somebody you can trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060851 +0000" stop="20260719063259 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Scorpia - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Catra orders Scorpia to find Entrapta's recordings so Hordak can perfect his experimental technology. Flutterina sows dissent in the squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063259 +0000" stop="20260719065708 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mer-Mysteries - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous mission, Mermista is certain there's a Horde spy in Bright Moon and vows to sleuth them out with her mystery novel experience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065708 +0000" stop="20260719072116 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boys' Night Out - S04E08</title>
    <desc>With tensions rising between Glimmer and Adora and morale at an all-time low, Sea Hawk, Bow and Swift Wind go out for some fun. Things get out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072116 +0000" stop="20260719074525 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Razz confuses the past and the present and has trouble telling Mara and Adora apart. But Adora desperately needs her help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061319 +0000" stop="20260719063549 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of a Feather - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Red Eye, Kowl's evil cousin, offers his service to Hordak who accepts when he discovers that Red Eye's feathers can be used to see into the Whispering Woods via Kowl as the 2 are close relatives. When Kowl discovers this, he leaves the Rebellion believing he's a threat to friends, but the bigger threat is the Valley of the Lost, which awaits him around the corner...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063549 +0000" stop="20260719065819 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Want of a Horse - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Swift Wind is captured for Horde Prime's birthday and is planned to be the main attraction at the zoo on Horde World. Discovering that her terrible ally is in grave danger, She-Ra travels to Fright Zone with Bow only to discover that the Horde are being extra-specially safety-conscious. But to save her friend, She-Ra will risk absolutely anything...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065819 +0000" stop="20260719072047 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Like Me - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Adora's level of patience is challenged when a young girl and Modulok see her as a 'mere woman' incapable of doing the things She-Ra does. Just to show the both of them, Adora attacks the Horde on her own after Bow and the girl's family are captured and achieves a surprisingly better outcome that she would've as She-Ra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072047 +0000" stop="20260719074317 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend, My Enemy - S01E51</title>
    <desc>To destory Hordak forever Skeletor puts him under a spell that   will make him vanish forever. The only way to cure Hordak is to   have someone shed tears for him. But who can cure him before he   vanishes for good?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061906 +0000" stop="20260719074827 +0000" channel="C1621.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Game - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A strange clue in an empty room, a blood-soaked car, a priceless Old Master, a deranged bomber. With the clock ticking, the curtain rises on a battle of wits between Sherlock, John and the shadowy stranger who seems to know all the answers...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065355 +0000" stop="20260719073954 +0000" channel="C1622.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thousand Deaths - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Vic and the Strike Team use their leverage on the One-Niners to track down anyone involved with the cop killings.  Their hunt leads them down an unexpected path with the Russian mob.  Monica puts pressure on the team to come clean about any of their dealings with Antwon.  Dutch and Claudette investigate a gang shooting and soon realize their key witness is close to the Barn, and has something to hide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061731 +0000" stop="20260719063832 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Business - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After Jarrett books a load of monkeys, he learns why they say "never work with kids or animals" --while Marc delivers a load for a Vegas magician and we watch more than his patience disappear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063832 +0000" stop="20260719065934 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dysfunction Junction - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Chris and Robbie convert one of their rigs to run on veggie oil and end up making a bet with the shipper--beat the tight, cross-country deadline and do it all on free grease. Roy tries to jumpstart his son in the hauling business, but the cab gets cramped when Travis brings along a girlfriend and decades of baggage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065934 +0000" stop="20260719072036 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manners Meltdown and Minor Mishaps - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After almost losing his load, Roy's forced to ask Jennifer for help, but gets more than he bargained for when her "favor" turns into etiquette lessons. Jarrett finally gets a new rig, but this maiden voyage might be his last when he hauls some volatile flamethrowers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072036 +0000" stop="20260719074141 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Boat's a Rockin'... - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Marc's on the sidelines with big rig repairs until his buddy joins in the bidding ... but everyone else gets the last laugh when he's forced to rent a box truck. Chris transports a boat by sea, while Robbie drives by land to the drop off, but things get tense when Chris' cute shipmates seem too distracting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062233 +0000" stop="20260719065058 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachmanity Insanity - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Richard’s new relationship is threatened by neuroses. Big Head and Erlich’s launch party has snags. Dinesh falls for a foreign coworker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065058 +0000" stop="20260719071918 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Build a Better Beta - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A beta version of Pied Piper gets an unexpected reception as Dinesh's lack of friends worries him, but Gilfoyle thinks he's stretching the truth. Amanda isn't sure she can dole out criticism. A strapped Erlich mulls a big decision. The Nucleus team tackles a difficult challenge from Gavin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071918 +0000" stop="20260719074744 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachman's Earnings Over-Ride - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Erlich tries to be honest with Richard, who has mixed emotions about their friendship and the future of Pied Piper. Jared's new company apparel turns heads but fuels yet another clash between Dinesh and Gilfoyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060832 +0000" stop="20260719063039 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Triangle - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A triangle ensues when Rick falls for his friend Brad's girlfriend, who then asks Rick to take her to a concert when he gets grounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063039 +0000" stop="20260719065247 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kate Lassos a Longhorn - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Rick agrees to care for a boa constrictor, which soon becomes an uninvited guest at Kate's business dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065247 +0000" stop="20260719071457 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get the Hook - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Rick's strong ambition to become a comic threatens his grades.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071457 +0000" stop="20260719073706 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumors are Flying - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Rick tells a tall tale that endangers the reputation of a girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073706 +0000" stop="20260719075915 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House Guest - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Brad's father goes out of town for a few days, Rick invites him to stay with the Strattons despite Edward's misgivings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060646 +0000" stop="20260719062856 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Backroom - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Commander Stargazer goes undercover to infiltrate Pokerface`s Casino, he realizes that the most deadly game of all is being played in the infamous Backroom. But Pokerface plays for keeps, and the stakes are raised when Mon-Star starts gambling with the fate of planets. The SilverHawks are forced deal in, but their chances look slim cause at this Casino all the games are rigged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062856 +0000" stop="20260719065113 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Threat of Dritt - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ambassador Dritt of The Triangulons is preparing to sign a historic peace treaty with Earth, Mon-Star however has other plans. He sends the dastardly Mo-lec-u-lar who manages to kidnap the Ambassador and bring him to the heart of Brimstar. Now it`s up to Quicksilver and Bluegrass to stop Mon-Star and his mob, before time runs out and intergalactic war becomes inevitable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065113 +0000" stop="20260719071330 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magnetic Attraction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While the rest of the Hawks are busy on a mission Stargazer charges Steelheart, and Seymour the space cabbie with transporting the captured criminal Pokerface to the penal colony. Mon-Star has other plans though, and sends Hardware who using his Super Magnetizer weapon to enhance Mumbo Jumbo manages to disrupt the transport, and launch an attack. Steelwill telepathically sensing his sister`s peril, races to her aid. Can the twins stop the mob, destroy the Super Magnetizer and save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071330 +0000" stop="20260719073543 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Shield - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Timestopper and Buzz-saw steal a disintegrator cannon from Bedlama, the SilverHawks sure have their work cut out for them. Matters only get worse when Mon-Star decides to use the cannon to rip apart Hawk Haven! The SilverHawks only hope is the build a Golden Shield (the only known substance the cannon doesn't work on) then take the fight back to Mon-Star and his mob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073543 +0000" stop="20260719075754 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zero the Memory Thief - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The mob plans to destroy the Earth with a mega missile, and with the SilverHawks all busy the only one who knows about the danger is Commander Stargazer. But Zero the Memory Thief has other plans for Stargazer. It`ll take the full might of the SilverHawks to stop this latest villainy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061941 +0000" stop="20260719064242 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colonel Homer - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Homer becomes the manager of a beautiful country music singer, whose attentions drive a wedge between Marge and Homer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064242 +0000" stop="20260719070539 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Widower - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob, only Bart remains suspicious of his motives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070539 +0000" stop="20260719072841 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Otto Show - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Otto loses his job driving the school bus and the Simpsons take him in. When he must get a driver’s license, he finds common ground with Patty and Selma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072841 +0000" stop="20260719075214 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bart's Friend Falls in Love - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Everything’s coming up Milhouse when Bart’s best friend falls in love with the new girl at school. Jealous, Bart snitches to Milhouse’s father and the lovebirds are separated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061320 +0000" stop="20260719063451 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Secrets - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Molly is in a quandary when she accidentally learns that a fellow male officer was involved with a male murder victim; Jessie and Dan investigate a possible child abuse case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063451 +0000" stop="20260719065622 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victims - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Lynn reaches out to a teenage girl who witnessed a murder but is reluctant to testify; Richie and Molly try to stop an extortionist; Richie goes after a gangbanger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065622 +0000" stop="20260719071753 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Richie goes missing while pursuing a drug dealer; Jessie is assigned to work with the FBI and becomes close to an agent, which causes Dan to become jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071753 +0000" stop="20260719073924 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witness - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Molly and Lynn have to put their vacation on hold when they are assigned to protect a socialite who was a witness to a viscous drug-related murder, and is now a target of the killer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060230 +0000" stop="20260719070124 +0000" channel="C1630.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Untitled - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Kenneth M. Henderson
1954 - 2004
George has a terrible nightmare connected to his apocalyptic fears. George's daughter, Maggie, comes to visit. Rico has trouble adjusting to life without his family. Claire prepares for her gallery opening. David is traumatized after having to identify his carjacker and decides to confront the man. Nate finds a disturbing photo of Lisa in a book given to him by Michaela.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070124 +0000" stop="20260719075556 +0000" channel="C1630.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Coat of White Primer - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Andrea Kuhn
1963 - 2004
Ruth dreads George's return from the hospital in light of his recent diagnosis; Nate and Brenda prep for a big day, but an emergency makes them reconsider; David and Keith bring up alternative parenting options for discussion; Rico navigates new waters via internet dating; and Claire enjoys domestic bliss, but crosses a line with her camera, inciting an attack from Ruth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060518 +0000" stop="20260719065436 +0000" channel="C1631.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danny's Inferno - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Danny, a 14 year old kid, inadvertently creates a source of chemical thermal energy source while trying to create a new fuel source for his toy rocket.  When his chemicals are stolen from his garage laboratory, Steve and OSI must protect Danny and catch the thief before he sells it on the black market.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065436 +0000" stop="20260719074406 +0000" channel="C1631.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fires of Hell - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A crooked trio manipulate a conservation group into halting an oil drill so they can get at the uranium underneath, and Steve is sent in disguised as a oil worker to find out what's up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064402 +0000" stop="20260719072849 +0000" channel="C1632.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slide by Wire - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The Sliders accidentally slide out with Maggie's double, leaving Maggie stranded on an American military base where deadly experiments are performed on pilots. Meanwhile, the Sliders arrive on a world that outlaws technology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061851 +0000" stop="20260719064112 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Suitor - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The school nerd, Warren, falls in love with the only girl who doesn't slam the door in his face: Vicki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064112 +0000" stop="20260719070332 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sibling Rivalry - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jamie decides to run away when he feels that his parents attend to Vicki more than him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070332 +0000" stop="20260719072553 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spielberg Jr. - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Jamie and his best friend Reggie put together a sci-fi movie project for school, the directorial power goes to Jamie's head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072553 +0000" stop="20260719074814 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lie - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jamie learns the value of consistent honesty when he can't convince his parents that he's not responsible for breaking a teapot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060145 +0000" stop="20260719064332 +0000" channel="C1634.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fracture - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Lex tracks the amnesiac Kara to Detroit, where Lois follows him. An obsessive busboy infatuated with Kara shoots Lex, and Chloe has to determine whether to heal him or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064332 +0000" stop="20260719072555 +0000" channel="C1634.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Pete Ross returns to town and finds a number of surprising changes since his departure. Besides resolving his feelings toward Clark since he learned of his friend's secret, Pete has to deal with the acquisition of a superpower of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062114 +0000" stop="20260719064343 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cross Talk - S03E19</title>
    <desc>T.J.'s call to a political talk show prompts an invitation to appear as a guest -- and to replace one of the regular panelists permanently.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064343 +0000" stop="20260719070611 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Soda Wars - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Angered over rising machine soda prices rise, T.J. markets his own cheaper soft drink with the help of Yvette, Marcus and Mo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070611 +0000" stop="20260719072840 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Graduate? - S03E21</title>
    <desc>T.J. plans a prank for graduation, while Yvette decides to boycott her graduation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072840 +0000" stop="20260719075054 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Too Young - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Floyd refuses to believe T.J. drank beer at a party with his pals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060908 +0000" stop="20260719062146 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Reflection on Vanity - S09E29</title>
    <desc>Vanity mistakes an icicle for a missing key crystal while the real missing key crystal is about to set adrift into the sea in Antarctica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062146 +0000" stop="20260719063325 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa Loses His Patience - S09E30</title>
    <desc>Is Papa Smurf getting as hot-tempered as those bulls chasing them around in Spain?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063325 +0000" stop="20260719065615 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swashbuckling Smurfs - S09E31</title>
    <desc>The Smurfs become unwilling shipmates for a parrot pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065615 +0000" stop="20260719071855 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painter's Egg-Cellent Adventure - S09E32</title>
    <desc>Painter must get a magic chicken in Russia to start laying painted eggs again.</desc>
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    <title>Small-Minded Smurfs - S09E33</title>
    <desc>A headhunter in the jungle is doing shrinky-dinks with the Smurfs' heads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073207 +0000" stop="20260719074346 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananas Over Hefty - S09E34</title>
    <desc>An orangutan has got the hots for Hefty.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Strangesnork - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Galeo displays his new invention called the Minaturizer, which shrinks things. All-Star watchs the invention, but Dr. Strangesnork steals it without All-Star looking. Occy then follows him and his cat to his laboratory. They are caught by the scientist, which turns out to be Galeo's brother. He uses the minaturizer to shrink his mind swapper to take over Snorkland, but he uses it to swap Occy's and All-Star's minds. All-Star (as Occy) tries to warn governor Wetworth about Dr. Strangesnork's plan, but he dismisses him. Occy (as All-Star) then guides Casey to Strangesnork's lab. Meanwhile, the Snorks find out that All-Star is really Occy. Dr. Strangesnork then goes to the auditorium where the Governor is giving his speech. The Snorks catch up to him, but he gets away. But not before Galeo swaps All-Stra and Occy back to their original selves.</desc>
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    <title>It's Just a Matter of Slime - S02E09</title>
    <desc>All-Star meets a kelp helper who is facing a lot of trouble because of what he is. All-Star then makes friends with the kelp helper, but the grandfather is uncertain about all this. This friendship is ruined when Junior insults them. The Kelp helpers all pack up and leave. Because of all the kelp helpers leaving, Snorkland is all full of algae. Everyone has to clean up and it's all the Governor's fault. All-Star goes to the kelp helpers and apologizes to them, but they expect an apology from the governor himself. It takes a giant snorkeater terrorizing Snorkland to set the governor straight. The Kelp helpers really did make a great contribution to Snorkland after all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062636 +0000" stop="20260719063756 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Friends For? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Daffney gets tickets to the rodeo, but Casey gets tickets to the hockey game. They get into an argument over events. Daffney goes to the rodeo and the rodeo owners get Daffney into riding one of the horses in the rodeo. Daffney really does well, due to the fact that she only rode the seahorse go round. At the hockey game, Casey is lonesome for Daffney. In the rodeo, it takes a cactus to really get Daffney's horse going! At the game, a special announcement states that Daffney is out of control with her horse. The Snorks then try to find Daffney. Daffney almost gets sucked into a whirlpool, but Casey saves her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063756 +0000" stop="20260719064958 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shape of Snorks to Come - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Junior is thinking about running for Governor one day and goes campaigning. While chasing down local votes, he falls into a hole cause by a sea quake. The hole Junior falls down in sends him flying into the future where there the ruling is very strict. Because he says All-Star, he gets taken to court, The judge gives him 10 years in jail. While in jail, he meets old Casey. Casey tells him that All-Star was the governor's worst enemy and everything about him is illegal. Junior says Wetworth and is let out of jail. Junior gets the shock of his life when the Governor turns out to be HIM! Then the whole town escapes from jail and tehy all chase him. Junior then realizes that he has been campaigning in a bad way and plans to change his ways so it will not end up being like what he had just seen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064958 +0000" stop="20260719070119 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Junior's Octopuppy - S02E12</title>
    <desc>All-Star, Daffney and Galeo enjoy a nice lunch when Junior comes yelling about a watch he has lost. Occy chases Junior off. Then All-Star tells Galeo that Occy used to be Junior's dog. Three years ago, Junior got Occy to protect him from people whom he accuses as thieves. All-Star helps him out by putting Junior's stuff back. On a field trip, Junior is training Occy, who gets stuck. All-Star and Casey help Occy out and Occy takes a liking to him. Then Junior tries to get Occy to track down and catch a butterfly shrimp. Occy leads him to a cave with a giant snorkeater. Occy leaves Junior and goes to All-Star's rescue when he is chased by the Snork eater. From that point on, Occy became All-Star's pet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070119 +0000" stop="20260719071254 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Casey and the Doubleheader - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Casye and Dimmy meet a Doubleheader named Red and Ed. They introduce them to All-Star and Tooter. They might by two, but they are so different in every way. Red is an avid eater and ends up eating everything in sight, even Casey's mother's flowers. Then Red makes trouble while no one is looking. In the morning, Red goes around acting like an innocent bystander. Then Galeo finds out that Red and Ed caused all the trouble. Actually, Red caused all the touble, but he sees the error of his ways when they save Casey from a waterfall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071254 +0000" stop="20260719072346 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ugly Yuckfish - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Snorks visit the Undersea Fish Exhibits and are looking for the legendary Rainbowfish. Daffney doesn't want anything to do with it because it might mess up her chances for a beauty contest. Daffeny is soon pursued by a Yuckfish. Junior scares it away by taking pictures but the Yuckfish follows them as they leave. Daffney loses her purse and the Yuckfish finds it for her. The Yuckfish really likes her, but Daffney doesn't give him the time of day. She finds him a good home with a Snork rancher, who disgracefully turns the Yuckfish into a sideshow act. The Snorks break him out by pretending to be a circus trainer with a giant fish (Daffney, Casey, and Tooter). The Snorks then take Daffney to the beauty contest where she wins. The Yuckfish joins her on stage and Junior starts laughing and making fun of it. Daffney defends it by saying that it is beautiful and to everyone's surprise, the Yuckfish turns into a beautiful Rainbow Swan fish!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072346 +0000" stop="20260719073507 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gills Just Want to Have Fun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Dr. Strangesnork tries to take over Snorkland again. This time, he creates a giant wave. He creates a big current that blows the Snorks while they are spring cleaning. Daffney then finds a red object and wears it around. Unbeknownst to her, that is a power pearl that the evil doctor uses to control his wave machine. Dr. Strangesnork follows Daffney around to get the pearl back, even if he has to dress up as a girl to get it. He tries some clever disguises to follow his evil plan. Dr. Strangesnork even dresses up as exercise guru, Jane Flounder. Daffney throws away the pearl, and the doctor gets it back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073507 +0000" stop="20260719074550 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess What's Coming to Dinner! - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A young Snorkeater doesn't like to eat Snorks. His pleas fall on deaf ears because his father bans him from the house if he doesn't eat a Snork. Meanwhile, Daffney is teaching Jo-Jo how to talk properly. The Snorkeater catches Jo-Jo, even though he doesn't like to do it. The Snorkeater tell his sad story to Jo-Jo and the gang, and they try to help him out. Unfortunately, Junior sees this plan and assumes that Jo-Jo is helping to Snorkeaters eat Snorks. Junior spreads this rumor around and the Snork guards are sent to stop the evil Snorkeater. In reality, the Snorks are making it look like the Snorkeater is eating Snorks to gain his family's respect. They succeed and no one gets hurt or eaten. Junior learns a lesson about jumping to conclusions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074550 +0000" stop="20260719075742 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sign of the Tides - S02E17</title>
    <desc>King Neptune's horn to turn the tides over is lost when his dolphin hits it out of his temple. Suddenly, everything starts rising to the top of the ocean.The Snorks try to find out what is happening. They find out about King Neptune's horn and they try to find it. Willie finds the horn and turns it into a clubhouse that he wants them all to see.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061024 +0000" stop="20260719063436 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feelings that Connect and Reach - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki's still a little drunk, but with Obi keeping an eye on her, there's no need to worry…</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063436 +0000" stop="20260719065848 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inexperienced Heart, Going Deeper - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While at work in the castle, Shirayuki makes friends with a girl named Kiharu and her bird Popo. Can Shirayuki help save Popo's family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065848 +0000" stop="20260719072300 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Encountering… A Color for the First Time - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Zen and Shirayuki's encounter at the watchtower, Shirayuki discovers feelings that she didn't know she had.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072300 +0000" stop="20260719074712 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye to the Beginning - S01E12</title>
    <desc>It's Open Castle Day, when the public is allowed into a corner of the castle, and Shirayuki and the others join in the festivities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062838 +0000" stop="20260719071457 +0000" channel="C1639.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Story of a Scar - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Franklin suffers the cost of his business. As Teddy’s situation deteriorates, so does his mental state. Gustavo and Lucia struggle with how to proceed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060615 +0000" stop="20260719063101 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1.18 - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Father Tim bids Corinne farewell.  Burt tells Mary he can make himself invisible.  Chester hires high-priced attorney E. Ronald Mallu to defend Jessica.  Jessica decides to skip bail and head to Rio.  Claire alerts the SEC to Chester's shady business dealings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063101 +0000" stop="20260719065520 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1.19 - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Mallu interviews the family in a desperate search for character witnesses in Jessica's trial.  Dr. Medlow recommends that Burt be committed to a mental hospital.  Jessica makes an impassioned plea to Corinne.  The blackmail photos of Eunice and Walter end up in the wrong hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065520 +0000" stop="20260719072006 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1.20 - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Danny learns he must marry Elaine.  Mary tells Burt of her plans to commit him.  Jessica's case looks even more hopeless after she meets the prosecutor and judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072006 +0000" stop="20260719074454 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1.21 - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Elaine meets the kooky Campbells.  Corinne tracks down Tim at his mountain retreat.  Mallu's assistant, Carol, invites Jodie to lunch.  Jessica's murder trial begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060655 +0000" stop="20260719061815 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tails' Crush - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Tails is experiencing a crush; Dr. Eggman has a difficult time picking up his package from the post office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061815 +0000" stop="20260719062934 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bro-Down Showdown - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Sonic and Knuckles enter a best friend game show to win a new couch for Amy, but the show pairs Sonic up with Dr. Eggman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062934 +0000" stop="20260719064054 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Late Night Wars - S01E42</title>
    <desc>After inadvertently becoming a popular celebrity, Knuckles takes over Comedy Chimp's late-night show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064054 +0000" stop="20260719065214 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire in a Crowded Workshop - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Sonic, Knuckles and Amy seemingly start a fire in Tails' workshop trying to help an injured Perci, with each telling different interpretations of the story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065214 +0000" stop="20260719070333 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Wasn't Me, It Was the One-Armed Hedgehog - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Sonic is accused of stealing a particle accelator from Eggman at first, then everyone starts accusing him of stealing their stuff too. Sonic then searches for the real culprit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070333 +0000" stop="20260719071453 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Battle Royale - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Tails and Knuckles participate in a robot fighting tournament after Knuckles sees himself as an inventor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071453 +0000" stop="20260719072612 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Robots Allowed - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Faced with eviction by the homeowner's association, Eggman must convince them that there are no robots in his lair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072612 +0000" stop="20260719073732 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuzzy Puppy Buddies - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Amy and Eggman bond over a tabletop figurine game called Fuzzy Puppies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073732 +0000" stop="20260719074851 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Designated Heroes - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Eggman tricks Team Sonic into committing his evil plan for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074851 +0000" stop="20260719080011 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Role Models - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Sonic and friends must change their behavior in order to set a better example for the children of the village.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060414 +0000" stop="20260719062517 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dam Scam - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Tails and Chris meet the two men who are building a dam right in the middle of the savanna, and question the pointlessness of its construction. They ask for the construction to be stopped, but the men ignore them. After that, Tails and Chris start a protest march in the city while accompanied by the animals. The men oppose them in order to carry out the construction by all possible means. Then, Eggman's robot arrives, finds Sonic and a fight ensues, with the men getting caught up in the mayhem as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062517 +0000" stop="20260719064623 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonic's Scream Test - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Chris and the others arrive at the old castle by the lake shore to watch the making of Chris' mother Lindsay's movie. However, the filming is temporarily stopped due to strange noises that occur during the shooting. It turns out that someone ended up moving the hourglass that sealed the ghosts living in the old castle. Because of that, various mysterious phenomena start happening there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064623 +0000" stop="20260719070550 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cruise Blues - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Chris and friends are enjoying a trip on the luxurious passenger boat to the fullest, but Sonic, who runs at supersonic speeds, gets exasperated and anxious at the ship's sluggish pace. When his stress reaches its peak, he resorts to unthinkable actions in an attempt to get home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070550 +0000" stop="20260719072653 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Friends - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The leader of S-Team (Sam) suddenly arrives at Chris' house and challenges Sonic to a race showdown. It appears to be a race carried out at the presidential aide's suggestion in order to elevate the President's popularity. Sonic reluctantly participates and the race showdown begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072653 +0000" stop="20260719074756 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Chao Lost - S01E22</title>
    <desc>On a summer vacation, Chris takes Tails' group and his school friends along to enjoy summer camp in a certain island country. Then suddenly, a giant Eggman mech that's trying to capture Chris' group descends and crumbles a mountain which floods a river, leading to quite a dire situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063140 +0000" stop="20260719073218 +0000" channel="C1644.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aon Rud Pearsanta - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Tension mounts as the club makes a bold move finally to get out of guns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061240 +0000" stop="20260719070145 +0000" channel="C1645.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Ruggerio's Neighborhood - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While the Soprano family goes about their day-to-day activities, the FBI begins an elaborate operation to bug their home.
Tony ponders his options when Patsy starts asking too many questions about his brother's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070145 +0000" stop="20260719075845 +0000" channel="C1645.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proshai, Livushka - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Racial tensions flair and Tony suffers another panic attack when he meets Meadow's new boyfriend from college.
The FBI finds a new member of the Soprano crew to use as a rat, while another Soprano soldier resorts to violence over garbage routes.
Livia's sudden death puts an end to Tony's worries about her testimony against him. Janice returns to participate in her funeral, but all does not go smoothly when the guests start airing their true feelings about Tony's departed mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061153 +0000" stop="20260719063531 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twirl 'Round and 'Round – A New World in Which the Doc Dances? - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Stein struggles with the decision whether or not of return to home. Meanwhile, Joe Buttataki discovers a secret page in the book of Eibon, which shows it takes one last demonic tool to operate "Brew". Crona and Marie decide to search for Medusa and bring back Stein. Maka and the others, even with doubt about Shibusen, remain firm in fighting and defeating the kishin. Finally, the path that Stein is walking leads him to Medusa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063531 +0000" stop="20260719065908 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charge Baba Yaga's Castle! Things Are Kind of Gloomy? - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Maka is confused due to the decisions recently taken by Shibusen, which is preparing for a huge battle against Arachnophobia, to defeat it along with the kishin and destroying the six madness amplifiers. Marie and Crona are the only ones who can deal with Medusa without breaking the deal with Shinigami. Maka, along with Soul, Black Star, and Tsubaki, go to Baba Yaga's castle when Arachne gives the order of attack. Justin starts a fight against Giricco. Maka finally decides to abandon the battlefield to go to help Crona, leaving the fighting to Black Star. Meanwhile, Kid is on the way to retrieve the latest demonic tool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065908 +0000" stop="20260719072245 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Magic Tool – Mission Impossible for Unarmed Kid? - S01E43</title>
    <desc>The battle against Shibusen and Arachnophobia continues. Kid, Liz and Patti arrive at their destination, a town called Sekikan, whose inhabitants had disappeared mysteriously twenty years before. For the sake of his partners, Kid decides to enter the village alone. Once in, he easily finds the demonic tool, but is attacked by a strange clown. Maka realizes she must feel the soul of one of the people that she is looking for to find them. Kid is chased by the clown, who is soon joined by another one just like him. Due to the symmetrical attacks of the clowns, Kid is unable to respond until Patty and Liz arrive to help and successfully defeat them. Shortly after the battle, a mysterious person communicates with Kid, questioning Shibusen's right to use the demonic tools. Justin, Black Star, Kilik, Ox and Kim are still battling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072245 +0000" stop="20260719074622 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weakling Crona's Determination – For You, for Always Being by My Side? - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Maka and Soul try to seek out Crona and Marie via Maka's Soul Perception ability to find Medusa. Meanwhile, Crona and Marie manage to find Medusa's hide-out and battle with her and a maddened Stein. While Crona struggles in the battle with Medusa, and is about to be killed, Maka and Soul jump in and block the attack. Black Star continues to advance to Baba Yaga's Castle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061634 +0000" stop="20260719064140 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crap Out - S28E05</title>
    <desc>Satan’s due, Stan’s praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064140 +0000" stop="20260719070606 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070606 +0000" stop="20260719073004 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Volcano - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much to Cartman's dismay) the group heads off for adventure. As they drive away from the town, Jimbo explains the "finer" points of hunting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073004 +0000" stop="20260719075335 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weight Gain 4000 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060151 +0000" stop="20260719061348 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Telethon - S04E23</title>
    <desc>When the Council of Doom takes your phone calls and the only caller is Brak posing as Seymour Hiney, you know your telethon is in trouble. It takes Space Ghost until the telethon's ending to realize his show is completely bankrupt for good!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061348 +0000" stop="20260719062547 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dimethylpyrimidinol Bisulfite - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost and Zorak try to endorse ointment and potted meat to the home viewing audience. Pat Boone sings Space Ghost's praises, while rapper Chuck D is not impressed with the public-service rap performance by the Rappin' Space Goblin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062547 +0000" stop="20260719063711 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joshua - S04E25</title>
    <desc>A parody of corporate videos with a brief appearance at the end of two winners of a haiku contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063711 +0000" stop="20260719064839 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terminal - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost announces he is dying and begins to look for someone to replace him. To confirm the grim prognosis, Dr. Drew Pinsky appears on the show. Zorak becomes excited and begins playing New Orleans jazz, which gets him zapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064839 +0000" stop="20260719070109 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toast - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After Space Ghost declares his love for Merill Markoe, he receives advice from Adam Corolla. Knowing Space Ghost is smitten, Zorak begins to do everything in his power to win Merrill Markoe as his own, leading to a battle between the two.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070109 +0000" stop="20260719071324 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lawsuit - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost is the target of a lawsuit filed against him by former co-stars Jan and Jace. The twins employ the services of the infamous Dr. Nightmare to represent their case. Space Ghost acquires attorney Greta Van Susteren.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071324 +0000" stop="20260719072509 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cahill - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A vicious storm on Ghost Planet has Space Ghost scared silly.  (Note: The episode's name comes from the show's editor, Michael Cahill)</desc>
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    <title>Warren - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost grows angry upon learning that he has been 'imposternated' on Warren's television program, so he goes with Moltar and Zorak to confront him. Warren is actually a very bitter bush.  We then meet an evil replica of Space Ghost, or is it Gary Owens...

Note: The premiere airing was an extended edit in which the same events played out three times in a row, running for 35 minutes without commercial breaks. The shorter, 12 minute version was first aired on September 6, 1998. The longer version was later released on "The 1998 Episodes" DVD.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073653 +0000" stop="20260719074919 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warren (Short Version) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost grows angry upon learning that he has been 'imposternated' on Warren's television program, so he goes with Moltar and Zorak to confront him. Warren is actually a very bitter bush.  We then meet an evil replica of Space Ghost, or is it Gary Owens...(this is the short version, which does not loop 3 times)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062300 +0000" stop="20260719064841 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Daisy's world is rocked by the prospect of employment, Brian is shaken by the appearance of a bizarre figure from his theatrical past, and Tim is plagued by the living dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064841 +0000" stop="20260719071256 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battles - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Daisy receives some bad news from her boyfriend and decides to brighten up her life by getting a dog. Meanwhile, Tim goes paint-balling with his arch-enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071256 +0000" stop="20260719073712 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chaos - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Daisy and her new dog are falling in love - which makes Tim jealous. But then events take a sinister turn when the dog is kidnapped by an evil vivisectionist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063000 +0000" stop="20260719072129 +0000" channel="C1650.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enemies of Rome - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The rebellion Spartacus has created has turned into thousands and now with Crixus and Gannicus they begin to take on Rome. Unknowingly to them, the powers of the Empire are forced to turn to wealthy, ambitious Marcus Crassus to aid the campaign, along with a young Julius Caesar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060327 +0000" stop="20260719062741 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldscooter - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Oso teaches a friend how to ride a scooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062741 +0000" stop="20260719065155 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy With the Colored Crayons - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Oso helps a boy color a picture in a coloring book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065155 +0000" stop="20260719071610 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldputter - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Oso teaches kids how to play miniature golf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071610 +0000" stop="20260719074024 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live and Leaf Rub - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Oso helps a girl make a leaf rubbing for her grandma's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062219 +0000" stop="20260719064457 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity Crisis - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Venom reveals Spider-Man's secret identity to the world, Peter Parker's family and friends are put in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064457 +0000" stop="20260719070706 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accomplices - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Doctor Octopus, Hammerhead and Silver Sable fight over control of New York City's crime underworld.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070706 +0000" stop="20260719072914 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Probable Cause - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man encounters a group of super-villains, the New Enforcers, forcing him to battle Shocker, Ricohet and Ox. Meanwhile, Peter Parker's life isn't going much better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072914 +0000" stop="20260719075121 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gangland - S02E10</title>
    <desc>In order to become the new Big Man, Hammerhead betrays Tombstone, Doctor Octopus and Silvermane. Now, an all out gang war has erupted in New York City, and it's up to Spider-Man to stop it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060104 +0000" stop="20260719061152 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scourge of the Scarf - S03E08</title>
    <desc>From his vantage point atop a building, Spidey watches as crowds form long lines to attend Saturday night Broadway performances. To the panic of the mass of people, the Moon   becomes a psychedelic pinwheel that fills the night sky and dizzies and renders everyone- including Spidey- unconscious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061152 +0000" stop="20260719062239 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Swami - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Super Swami, an obese, Oriental illusionist, seems to make the Brooklyn Bridge disappear piece by piece, with the cars thereon suspended in mid-air!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062239 +0000" stop="20260719063330 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birth of Micro Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Prof. Pretories, the most diabolical mind ever known to science, escapes jail, and Peter unknowingly helps the convict by car-driving him, a hitchhiker, to his secret-laboratory hideout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063330 +0000" stop="20260719064420 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Must Fall - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Spidey jousts with a motorcycle-riding knight in armor who is robbing theatre box offices, armored trucks, and museum officials receiving a medieval artifact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064420 +0000" stop="20260719065502 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devious Dr. Dumpty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Dumpty, a corpulent jewel thief, attacks a parade with knock-out gas released from balloons, and he and his thugs, wearing gas masks, steal the jewels of actress Rachele Wells and abscond in a hot air balloon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065502 +0000" stop="20260719071635 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up from Nowhere - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The weird Dr. Atlantian rises out of the ocean near New York City in his hive-like machine, which derives its power from Lunar motion. Atlantian represents the lost continent of Atlantis, which has developed an advanced technology in its centuries of undersea existence and now intends to conquer the surface world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071635 +0000" stop="20260719073813 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rollarama - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A remake of Season 2's "Vine", virtually identical in plot; the only difference is that instead of a giant plant threatening New York, the menace is a series of enormous, rolling pods that grow from boxes in a missing scientist's house. The scientist has used a time portal located in his house to journey into another dimension, and the rolling pods have come from that dimension, the Land of Crystal Creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073813 +0000" stop="20260719074913 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rhino - S03E15</title>
    <desc>In a cheater story comprised of footage from both Rhino episodes from Season 1, the Rhino again steals gold shipments with which to build a 14 karat statue of himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074913 +0000" stop="20260719080001 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Madness of Mysterio - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Spiderman tussles once more with master-of-illusion Mysterio. This time, Mysterio causes Spidey to think that he has shrunk the web-swinger and placed him in a miniature amusement park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060942 +0000" stop="20260719063231 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Nephilia - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A mad scientist named Dr. Bradley Shaw transforms into a mutant spider when trying to gain Spider-Man's powers from his blood sample.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063231 +0000" stop="20260719065521 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown to Doom - S01E21</title>
    <desc>NASA sends a rocket into space, built by Doctor Doom, unaware that he has attached a device to it that will move the Earth out of orbit, sending it into a new ice age, in an effort to force the United Nations to declare him to be the master of the world. During his fight against Spider-Man, Doctor Doom is accidentally destroyed by his own laser cannon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065521 +0000" stop="20260719071815 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arsenic and Aunt May - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man catches the relative of the burglar that killed Ben Parker, which leads the Chameleon to discover Spidey's secret identity. He poses as Uncle Ben's spirit and tricks Aunt May into seeing a medium that will give her a necklace that will hypnotize her into trying to kill Spider-Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071815 +0000" stop="20260719074104 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vulture Has Landed - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Vulture has been kidnapping scientists in an effort to gain control of a NASA space probe. Peter goes to see his friend Harry in his apartment, but he's not home. Vulture mistakes Peter as Harry and kidnaps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060301 +0000" stop="20260719062637 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spidey Meets the Girl from Tomorrow - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Spidey falls in love with a stranded girl from the future, a girl named Ariel, whose spaceship has been stolen by Doctor Octopus. After Doctor Octopus is defeated, Iceman and Firestar learn that Ariel and her brother, Bartow are sick. In the hospital, it is revealed that they lack immune systems. Spider-man helps them return to the future, but Ariel's and Bartow's father returns Spider-man to the present because he carries germs from "Old Earth."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062637 +0000" stop="20260719065005 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The X-Men Adventure - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Spider-Friends visit the X-Mansion, teaming with the X-Men (Cyclops, Colossus, Storm, Nightcrawler, Thunderbird, Sprite and Professor X) and battle Cyberiad (formerly Nathan Price), Firestar's old boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065005 +0000" stop="20260719071349 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Save the Guardstar - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Buzz Mason of S.H.I.E.L.D. hires the Spider-Friends to stop a mutant named Lightwave, who has the power to control and manipulate light energy. She turns out to be Iceman's half-sister, Aurora Dante (who was not mentioned in "The Origin of Ice Man"). Though it is said that she has turned traitor and is targeting the GuardStar satellite, someone is actually mind-controlling her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071349 +0000" stop="20260719073742 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Triumph of the Green Goblin - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A plane crash turns Norman Osborn back into the Green Goblin, who plans to turn the entire city into goblins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060205 +0000" stop="20260719062429 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rivals - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The former Mayor of New York is a constant critic of the current administration, and a plan to appease him has tragic consequences. Meanwhile, Michael and Ashley try to avoid their annoying new neighbors. And Nikki holds a contest among the men in the office to prove that none of them could ever be fathers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062429 +0000" stop="20260719064657 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Star is Born - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Mayor Winston's nominee for the Public Schools Chancellor proves an embarrassment to the administration, James urges Mike to stick with the controversial candidate. In the meantime, Ashley considers a career in television on a roundtable show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064657 +0000" stop="20260719070920 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Illusion - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Carter and Nikki plan a fake wedding to make a point about the mayor's stance on same-sex marriages. Meanwhile, Paul is a transformed man when the eye patch he wears after a minor injury gives him unprecedented self-confidence and sex appeal. And an unsatisfied Ashley considers leaving her new TV show for the newspaper again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070920 +0000" stop="20260719073144 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The High and the Mighty - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Michael needs a favor from famed real estate developer Dan Donaldson, but the price Mike has to pay may not be worth it. In the meantime, Paul finds it hard to crow about the city's lowered crime rate, since he's just become a victim of a robbery-again. And Mike and Ashley can't agree on what show to watch when they're in bed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073144 +0000" stop="20260719075408 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Tommy Dugan - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An opinionated school janitor becomes "Mayor for a Day" when he wins an essay contest intended for schoolchildren. Meanwhile, the Mayor wants to change his image.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060738 +0000" stop="20260719063235 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>In this episode, The Sun celebrates its 18th birthday, there is an update on the 'Great Richard Branson Virgin World Ego Trip Challenge' and in court Sly Stallone launches an action over the ownership of Brigitte Nielsen's breasts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063235 +0000" stop="20260719065642 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Bruce Forsyth attempts to console Jimmy Tarbuck at the death of his one and only joke, Prince Philip goes shooting and Jeffrey Archer is distressed when he can't find his book stocked in any of the shops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065642 +0000" stop="20260719072124 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072124 +0000" stop="20260719074651 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When a Cherubic urchin gets an unfortunate visitation from the Tooth Fairy, the BBC News gets a revamp with Marcel Marceau reporting live from Northern Ireland.

A bunch of professional cockneys show off their new long-playing record and Jeffrey Archer appears on Mastermind - his special subject; Jeffrey Archer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060151 +0000" stop="20260719062523 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Glitters - S04E19</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob's spatula breaks mid-patty flip to be replaced by "Le Spatula."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062523 +0000" stop="20260719064857 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wishing You Well - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob down a wishing well to collect the coins dropped in by people making wishes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064857 +0000" stop="20260719070050 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Leaf - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Plankton has decided to throw in the towel and start a new business selling trinkets and souvenir gifts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070050 +0000" stop="20260719071215 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Bitten - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Gary starts biting everyone in town, starting with Squidward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071215 +0000" stop="20260719072346 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squidtastic Voyage - S04E23</title>
    <desc>When Squidward swallows his clarinet reed Sandy offers to retrieve the piece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072346 +0000" stop="20260719073526 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bummer Vacation - S04E24</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob has never had a vacation. To save his job, Mr.Krabs gives him the day off!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073526 +0000" stop="20260719074731 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Day Ever - S04E25</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob is going to have the best day ever. But when work, karate, jellyfishing and Squidward's clarinet recital don't go as planned will his day be ruined?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074731 +0000" stop="20260719075919 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wigstruck - S04E26</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob finds an old powdered wig in the trash and wears it thinking it's cool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061747 +0000" stop="20260719062858 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asbestos I Can - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062858 +0000" stop="20260719063958 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Class of '86 - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063958 +0000" stop="20260719065115 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Velvet Messiah - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065115 +0000" stop="20260719070241 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big E - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070241 +0000" stop="20260719071347 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping It in the Family Way - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071347 +0000" stop="20260719072452 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Daddy - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072452 +0000" stop="20260719073600 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ballmart - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073600 +0000" stop="20260719074657 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pharaoh's Wad - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074657 +0000" stop="20260719075814 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Gaga Pee Pap - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062359 +0000" stop="20260719071429 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Galileo Seven - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Spock  commands a stranded away team when their shuttlecraft is stranded on a planet with hostile natives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060333 +0000" stop="20260719062742 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Infinite Vulcan - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the recently-discovered planet Phylos, the U.S.S. Enterprise crew meets Dr. Keniclius, a human scientist who survived Earth's Eugenics Wars and now grown to giant proportions. The Phylosians are a once vast plant-based civilization that has been reduced to a few survivors. Led by Keniclius, the Phylosians abduct Spock so the doctor can make him into a giant clone with the intention of forcing peace on the galaxy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062742 +0000" stop="20260719065151 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magicks of Megas-Tu - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise travels to the center of the galaxy only to discover themselves sucked into a dimension where the laws of time and space no longer apply, and "magic" functions for those capable of grasping its fundamentals. Stopping at Megas-Tu, a planet where magic and witchcraft are the norm, the crew finds their guide is Lucien, who is Lucifer of Earth mythology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065151 +0000" stop="20260719071600 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Planet - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kirk returns to the ""shore leave"" planet, but it's not as peaceful as it was when they last saw it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071600 +0000" stop="20260719074009 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudd's Passion - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Harry Fenton Mudd is once again apprehended and incarcerated by the U.S.S. Enterprise crew, after trying to sell love crystals. He claims the love potion can cause any male and female to fall in love. He inadvertently releases it into the Enterprise's ventilation system and they discover that his claims are true. Mudd abducts Nurse Chapel and briefly escapes to a rocky planet in a stolen Enterprise Heavy shuttlecraft, but he is recaptured and sentenced to an indefinite period in rehabilitation therapy for violations of the Federation pharmaceutical code, including fraud, illegal drug manufacturing, swindling, and transport of a dangerous life-form (a Rigellian hypnoid).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060743 +0000" stop="20260719065249 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me Out to the Holosuite - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Stardate: Unknown
Sisko challenges an old Starfleet Academy acquaintance, the Vulcan Captain Solok, to a game of Baseball on the holosuite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065249 +0000" stop="20260719073754 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chrysalis - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Stardate: Unknown
A group of genetically enhanced humans appeal to Dr. Bashir to help cure their friend Sarina, who has mysteriously entered a catatonic state.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062306 +0000" stop="20260719071804 +0000" channel="C1663.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Erigah - S05E07</title>
    <desc>With Moll and L'ak finally in custody, the Federation is pulled into a diplomatic and ethical firestorm when the Breen arrive and demand they be handed over. Meanwhile, a frustrated Book looks for ways to help as Tilly, Adira, and Reno work to decipher the latest clue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062210 +0000" stop="20260719070303 +0000" channel="C1664.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babel One (1) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Enterprise journeys to Babel with a Tellarite ambassador on board for peace talks with the Andorians, when a distress call from Shran is received.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>United (2) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Archer tries to unify the Andorians, Tellarites and Vulcans in a plan to capture a marauder ship threatening to destabilize the region.</desc>
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    <title>The First Duty - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 45703.9 - Wesley is involved in a cover-up at Starfleet Academy when a cadet is killed and five shuttles are destroyed during a forbidden maneuver performed by Starfleet Academy's best cadets.</desc>
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    <title>Cost of Living - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 45733.63 - Deanna's mother pays a surprise visit to the Enterprise with even more surprising news: she plans to marry a man she has never met. After destroying an asteroid, the ship becomes infected with parasites that eat away at the ship's hull.</desc>
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    <title>The Impossible Box - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Picard and the crew track Soji to the Borg cube in Romulan space, resurfacing haunting memories for Picard. Narek believes he has finally found a way to safely exploit Soji for information.</desc>
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    <title>Nepenthe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Picard and Soji transport to the planet Nepenthe, home to some old and trusted friends. As the rest of the La Sirena crew attempt to join them, Picard helps Soji make sense of her recently unlocked memories. Hugh and Elnor are left on the Borg cube and must face an angered Narissa.</desc>
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    <title>Calypso - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After waking up in an unfamiliar sickbay, Craft finds himself on board a deserted ship, and his only companion and hope for survival is an A.I. computer interface.</desc>
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    <title>The Brightest Star - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Before he was the first Kelpien to join Starfleet, Saru lived a simple life on his home planet of Kaminar with his father and sister. Young Saru, full of ingenuity and a level of curiosity uncommon among his people, yearns to find out what lies beyond his village, leading him on an unexpected path.</desc>
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    <title>The Escape Artist - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Harry Mudd, back to his old tricks of stealing and double-dealing, finds himself in a precarious position aboard a hostile ship — just in time to try out his latest con.</desc>
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    <title>Q&amp;A - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ensign Spock's first day aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise doesn't go as planned when he and Number One are unexpectedly stuck together in a turbo lift.</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Edward - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Newly minted Captain Lynne Lucero is excited to take command of the U.S.S. Cabot, until she meets Edward Larkin, an ornery scientist who believes he has found a revolutionary new use for tribbles.</desc>
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    <title>Ask Not - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an attack on Starbase 28 leaves a surprise prisoner under Cadet Thira Sidhu's watch, she is faced with making a decision that may threaten her standing in Starfleet.</desc>
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    <title>Ephraim and Dot - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ephraim, a humble tardigrade, is flying through the mycelial network when an unexpected encounter takes her on a bewildering adventure through space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073919 +0000" stop="20260719074705 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Made the Stars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a lightning storm in space scares a young Michael Burnham, her father aims to ease her fears with a mythical story about a brave little girl who faced her own fears head on.</desc>
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    <title>Children of Mars - S02E06</title>
    <desc>12 year-old classmates Kima and Lil find themselves at odds with each other on a day that will change their lives forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063518 +0000" stop="20260719072910 +0000" channel="C1668.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memento Mori - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pike must find unconventional Starfleet methods to deal with a malevolent force that attacks the Enterprise.</desc>
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    <title>Author, Author - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 54732.3 - A means of direct communication is established with Voyager allowing each crew member to speak with family and friends. The Doctor sends a holo-novel for publication based on a lost starship with a doctor who is treated like a slave, which causes controversy among the members of the ship.</desc>
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    <title>Friendship One - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 54775.4 - With regular communications to the Alpha Quadrant established, Starfleet send a mission to Voyager: retrieve a 21st Century probe sent from Earth called 'Friendship One.' However, the probe has been modified by a Delta Quadrant species, and the changes may not have been for the better.</desc>
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    <title>The Forgotten Droid - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Chopper steals a replacement for his original leg, he separates from the Ghost crew and finds himself stranded on an Imperial ship. The grumpy astromech meets an inventory droid in service of the Empire, but will this new acquaintance become friend or foe?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062534 +0000" stop="20260719064738 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Chopper Base - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The rebels finally locate a potential site for a secret base, but find their new home is not as isolated as originally believed...</desc>
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    <title>Twilight of the Apprentice  (1) - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Ezra, Kanan, and Ahsoka arrive at Malachor, a seemingly dead world and home to an ancient Sith Temple, but they are not alone. Paths cross, destinies change, and fates are fulfilled.</desc>
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    <title>Twilight of the Apprentice (2) - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ezra, Kanan, and Ahsoka arrive at Malachor, a seemingly dead world and home to an ancient Sith Temple, but they are not alone. Paths cross, destinies change, and fates are fulfilled.</desc>
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    <title>Steps Into Shadow - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Ezra, having grown in power, leads a mission to break the crew's old friend Hondo Ohnaka out of prison. Meanwhile, Grand Admiral Thrawn -- a master Imperial strategist -- has vowed to dismantle and destroy the growing rebellion.</desc>
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    <title>Kaz's Curse - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After a pirate places a curse on Kaz, matters become worse when the Colossus enters Guavian Death Space.</desc>
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    <title>Station to Station - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Tam is sent to a First Order refueling station, some unexpected guests test the limits of her loyalty.</desc>
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    <title>The Missing Agent - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Kaz leads a strike team to investigate a mysterious Resistance distress signal.</desc>
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    <title>Breakout - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Kaz and Norath hatch a plan to rescue their friends, but bounty hunter Ax Tagrin looks to capture them once and for all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060715 +0000" stop="20260719062955 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jedi Crash (1) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil.

When Anakin Skywalker is gravely injured in battle, Jedi General Aayla Secura must teach Ahsoka the Jedi philosophy of having no personal attachments -- while they brave a hostile planet in search of medical help for the Jedi Knight.</desc>
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    <title>Defenders of Peace (2) - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When surrounded by war, one must eventually choose a side.

While the Jedi combat a new Separatist weapon, the pacifist Lurmen must decide whether they will lay down to the oppressive Separatists or fight with Anakin, Ahsoka and Jedi General Aayla Secura.</desc>
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    <title>Trespass - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Arrogance diminishes wisdom.

While investigating the disappearance of a clone security force, Anakin and Obi-Wan get caught in the middle of an escalating conflict between the furry territorial inhabitants of a desolate ice world and the greedy representatives of a nearby moon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071510 +0000" stop="20260719073657 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hidden Enemy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Truth enlightens the mind, but won't always bring happiness to your heart.

Anakin and Obi-Wan discover evidence of a traitor amongst their ranks while attempting to lead Republic forces to liberate the planet of Christophsis from a Separatist siege. When the Republic is ambushed on Christophsis, it becomes clear that someone has set them up. The Jedi suspect the Sith, while Rex and Cody uncover information that points to a spy amongst them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073657 +0000" stop="20260719075933 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Shadow Virus (1) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Fear is a disease; hope is its only cure.

Padmé and Jar Jar are captured while searching for a secret Separatist bio-weapons lab, sparking Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka to try and save their friends and halt the release of a deadly virus.</desc>
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    <title>Trio - S04E16</title>
    <desc>McKay, Carter, and Keller are trapped in an underground chamber while on an off-world mission, with no apparent means of escape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064507 +0000" stop="20260719072805 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midway - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Teal'c visits Atlantis to counsel a headstrong Ronon, who is up for review by the I.O.A. But the two must work together when the Wraith invade the Midway space station in order to reach Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060209 +0000" stop="20260719064321 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enemy Mine - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Earth's attempts to exploit a newly-discovered naquadah mine are thwarted by a tribe of indigenous Unas, SG-1 must turn to an old friend for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064321 +0000" stop="20260719072427 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Race - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Major Carter joins an alien pilot for a space race, where the winner is awarded a lucrative contract with the planet's most powerful corporation. But the rest of the team discovers that there is more at stake than the finish line.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062432 +0000" stop="20260719070653 +0000" channel="C1676.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alliances - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Camille and Sgt. Greer are trapped when Homeworld Command comes under attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070653 +0000" stop="20260719074913 +0000" channel="C1676.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hope - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Chloe's body is taken over by another consciousness. Meanwhile, Dr. Volker is stricken with a mysterious illness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060436 +0000" stop="20260719065249 +0000" channel="C1677.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Ride - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Starsky and Hutch are involved in safeguarding a big time crime boss who has agreed to testify before a Senate sub-committee against some leading underworld figures. But when, during escort of the crime boss, the party is ambushed and the man shot and hospitalised, he refuses to go ahead with the testimony unless his daughter is brought safely to him. So Starsky and Hutch are assigned to bring the man's daughter safely to him, but the trip is a dangerous one, as they are chased the whole way across state by ruthless hit-men out to see that they never make it, and thus the trial never going ahead. Further more, the daring detectives aren't even aware of the full state of affairs regarding the case...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065249 +0000" stop="20260719074109 +0000" channel="C1677.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowstorm - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Starsky and Hutch, along with three other Detectives, are involved in a large drugs bust, where pure cocaine with a street value three million dollars is seized. But following the successful raid, the detective duo come under suspicion when $1m worth of the drugs disappear. They have 48 hours to clear their names and the three fellow Detectives, who they assume to be innocent, and nail the drugs lord behind the operation - the same man who was responsible for the murder of Captain Dobey's former partner years before... Throughout the case, Hutch keeps spotting a Dalmatian dog that seems to appear whenever danger lurks nearby...</desc>
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    <title>Ground Floor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Ronald threatens Nick and Izzy, they scramble to return his money in cash. Agent Rask's new partner Maddie arrives just in time to ramp up efforts to track Nick's father, Andy Talman. With gang violence in Little Haiti bearing down on his family, Ronald rethinks Izzy's GenCoin pitch.</desc>
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    <title>Proof of Concept - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nick, Izzy and Ronald's fundraising is off to a slow start, but Ronald spots an opportunity with a neighborhood VIP. Rask and Maddie catch wind of GenCoin just as Andy tells Nick the truth about Rask. Nick makes a promising business connection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063313 +0000" stop="20260719071755 +0000" channel="C1679.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Culture Shock - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In this installment in the "State of Play" series, acclaimed filmmaker Peter Berg trains his sights on the most successful professional sports organization in America: the National Football League. Many issues confront the sport, particularly the challenge of making the game safer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063748 +0000" stop="20260719072022 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Colors - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The Station 19 crew struts their stuff at the FABruary Winter Pride parade, where Maya encounters someone important from her past. Carina looks to Bailey for support, while Travis and Eli arrive at a crossroads.</desc>
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    <title>Make Room for Daddy - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Carol and Frank go on a romantic getaway, but Carol can think of nothing but the baby. Mark meets a girl, but is surprised by her appearance.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Be Home for Christmas - S04E12</title>
    <desc>It's christmas time at the Lambert/Foster's and J.T. decides he's to old to spend Christmas with the family and he wants to go skiing with his buddies.Frank doesn't want him to, but doesn't object.J.T. realizes the minute they arrive at the cabin that he made a mistake and would rather go home.He calls Cody and confesses, but refuses to call Frank.Cody talks Frank into going to see J.T. and he admits he would rather be home with the family and Frank says he wants him home too.</desc>
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    <title>Can't Buy Me Love - S04E13</title>
    <desc>J.T. and Cody are out riding around in J.T. boss's car.When J.T. meets a pretty girl,at a cafe.She thinks he's rich and so J.T. lies and says he is, to impress her.He then finds some money on the street and decides to keep it.Not knowing it actually belongs to Shelly's Dad who owns the cafe she works at.Cody finally makes J.T. tell her the truth and J.T. fines out about the money and returns it and apologizes for lieing.They decide to try and start over.</desc>
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    <title>Thirtysomething - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Carol starting binging on odd combo's of foods at her pregnancy wears on.While Cody makes a film about a goldfish and Dana comes to terms with her older boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>The Honeymoon is Over - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Mark's girlfriend Gabrielle comes to spend the weekend. JT gives Mark advice and the girls give Gabrielle advice, and they break up. Cody gets them back together. Frank gives Carol hints about what he wants for his birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Letters to Lars - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Lars receives a letter from Steven updating him about the current goings-on in Beach City. While the town and its population are changing, the now-former mayor Bill Dewey is having trouble trying to find his place in the new status quo.</desc>
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    <title>Can't Go Back - S05E17</title>
    <desc>After Ronaldo sees the barn on the moon, Steven goes up there and finds Lapis Lazuli using the moon base to spy on Steven and the Gems on Earth. While the two reconnect, Lapis is unsure about returning to Earth, but another vision from Steven prompts her decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063030 +0000" stop="20260719064200 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Single Pale Rose - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Steven helps Pearl with her phone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064200 +0000" stop="20260719065306 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now We're Only Falling Apart - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Pearl tells a story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065306 +0000" stop="20260719070434 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Your Problem? - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Amethyst convinces Steven to take a day off for himself.</desc>
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    <title>The Question - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Ruby goes on an adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Made of Honor - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Steven has a big surprise for the Crystal Gems.</desc>
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    <title>Reunited - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Steven brings everyone together for a special reunion.</desc>
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    <title>Cheesy Does It! - S16E05</title>
    <desc>Kenny learns about being a not-so-easy rider; Rene and Casey string up a fair amount of hits in their unit full of boxes; Dusty and Lupe lead with their parenting senses, while Lisa's animal instincts lead her to the real cheddar.
Content expanded.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Gary, Hear Me Bid - S16E06</title>
    <desc>The buyers return to Moreno Valley in hopes of finding Mo Value; Rene's "Bring your Daughter to Work" day turns into a beach day; Kenny taps into his childhood to try to find a profit; Dusty's throwback locker dispenses some tidy gains.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063346 +0000" stop="20260719071719 +0000" channel="C1684.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back Seat Driver - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After the worst tornado in his life, Reed pursues a new force of nature in TV weather woman Ginger Zee. But chasing more than weather leaves teammates out in the cold. As twisters rip through the Ozarks, one long-time chaser calls it quits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060840 +0000" stop="20260719072713 +0000" channel="C1685.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter Four: Dear Billy - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Max is in grave danger... and running out of time. A patient at Pennhurst Asylum has visitors. Elsewhere, in Russia, Hopper is hard at work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061033 +0000" stop="20260719065852 +0000" channel="C1686.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow the Yellow Gold Road - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Street hawk is up against a band of Gold thieves    with a little help from the neighbourhood watch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060145 +0000" stop="20260719064309 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Privilege - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Harvey reels from Dr. Agard's revelation about the root of his panic attacks; and has to make a tough decision in a case that touches a nerve. In other events, Mike and Louis take over responsibility for Harvey's oldest client; and Donna tries to make Rachel's dream wedding possible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064309 +0000" stop="20260719072616 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitting Home - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mike teams with Jack Soloff on a case. Esther Litt returns to P.S.L. in hopes of discreetly solving a problem, and Donna and Harvey try to return their friendship to normal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060727 +0000" stop="20260719062849 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Cats / One Small Step for Superman / Video Victims - S07E19</title>
    <desc>When two scientists are accidentally transformed into cat people, Batman must thwart the "Attack of the Cats." / Next, the Super Friends help a boy to walk again in "One Small Step for Superman." / Bizarro creates trouble by zapping several of the Superfriends into an arcade game reminiscent of Pac-Man and Bizarro is in control of the hungry muncher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062849 +0000" stop="20260719065017 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playground of Doom / Space Racers / The Recruiter - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Giant children arrive on earth to play. / The Wonder Twins and Gleek are on weekend patrol duty when the Justice League patrol craft is invaded by space racing punks. After the Wonder Twins decide to teach them to respect the law, the space racing punks decide to retreat by dematerializing. Unfortunately, they take Jayna along with them and hold her hostage. At the Hall of Justice, Wonder Woman and The Flash notice there are three spacecrafts violating lightspeed in the Saturn sector and decide to check it out. When they arrive they see the space punks have hit a space mining ship. Wonder Woman and The Flash save the two space miners and The Wonder Twins saves the out of control Space Ship. / Superman and Wonder Woman are abducted by a race of alien beings and are forced to play intergalactic football which is referred to as space ball in this episode. By the end of the episode the heroes teach the aliens that the key to success is to work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065017 +0000" stop="20260719071340 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bride of Darkseid - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Firestorm joins the Super Friends just in time for the team's first clash with the New God, Darkseid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071340 +0000" stop="20260719073548 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Brainiac; Reflections in Crime - S08E02</title>
    <desc>A newly reconstructed Brainiac teams up with Darkseid in a scheme against the Super Friends. Mirror Master begins a crime wave with a new weapon that can trap anyone in the dimension behind mirrors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073548 +0000" stop="20260719075807 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Honor Among Thieves; Mr. Mxyzptlk and the Magic Lamp - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Armed with a new power-suit, Lex Luthor joins with Darkseid for a new scheme against the SuperFriends. Mxyzptlk returns and impersonates a lamp's genie for a dumb crook to torment the SuperFriends..</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060156 +0000" stop="20260719062431 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Baby Sat! - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Super Hero Squad suffers a time mishap that transforms several of the Squaddies into toddlers! It’s up to the unaffected heroes to find a way to fix the Super Hero Toddlers before they are stuck that way forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062431 +0000" stop="20260719064707 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul Stone Picnic! - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ms. Marvel leads the Squaddies on a mission to rescue her namesake Captain Marvel from the Dark Surfer. But when the fight traps the Squaddies in the Soul Stone, it’s Captain Marvel who performs the ultimate sacrifice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064707 +0000" stop="20260719070942 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Strikes the Surfer! - S02E25</title>
    <desc>As the Dark Surfer prepares to end the universe, the half-frozen Super Hero Squad mounts a last desperate attack. Ms. Marvel reveals the secret of the Infinity Gauntlet!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070942 +0000" stop="20260719073218 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Battle! ('Nuff Said!) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Six Squaddies must each face the Dark Surfer one on one, in a final battle for the fate of destiny for the fate of reality that takes them to the edge of the universe-and a last stand at the cosmic Infinity Pool!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073218 +0000" stop="20260719075529 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Lo...A Pilot Shall Come! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As the celebration to mark Villain Ville being closed off from Super Hero City turns into a disaster area, Iron Man, Falcon and Wolverine do battle with the Mole Man to retrieve an Infinity Fractal. Meanwhile, Ms. Marvel leads Hulk, Thor, Silver Surfer, and Storm in battle against Mole Man's creatures, Manoo, Megataur and Tricephalous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060739 +0000" stop="20260719062925 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Basement Divided (Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers) - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mario's messy ways cause Luigi to enlist the help of a therapist</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062925 +0000" stop="20260719064253 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Way to Treat a Queenie (Little Red Riding Princess) - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The Queen of England stops by the Mario Brothers apartment to hide from her royal obligations</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064253 +0000" stop="20260719070443 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Mr. Fish (The Provolone Ranger) - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers watch a neighbors pet goldfish</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070443 +0000" stop="20260719071811 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French (Escape from Koopatraz) - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Luigi, seeking to improve his chances at romance, learns French</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071811 +0000" stop="20260719073140 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Bums from Brooklyn (Mario of the Deep) - S01E47</title>
    <desc>When a great baseball coach schedules a visit, the Mario Brothers brush up on their baseball skills in the hopes of making the team</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073140 +0000" stop="20260719074508 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opera (Flatbush Koopa) - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers lose sleep when a neighbor starts practicing opera singing</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074508 +0000" stop="20260719075835 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyrano de Mario (Raiders of the Lost Mushroom) - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Mario's old sweetheart stops by to collect on a promise he made long ago</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060147 +0000" stop="20260719062713 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince and the Pauper - S01E54</title>
    <desc>Whyatt thinks his house is too loud while Princess Pea believes her home is too quiet! Would the friends be better-off if they switched places? To look for a solution, Super Why and his friends encounter two friends just as they are about to switch houses. A prince on the farm and a pauper in a castle soon leads to chaos and confusion! Where will everyone be the happiest? Educational Objectives: To learn to appreciate where you're from. Kids will experiment with the alphabet, celebrate spelling and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062713 +0000" stop="20260719065240 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ugly Duckling: Becoming a Swan - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Pig is too big for his bed and his sneakers are pinching his feet - what is going on? The superhero readers zoom into the story of The Ugly Duckling: Becoming a Swan, and meet a little guy who is experiencing growing pains of his own. Super Why and his friends help Duckling accept himself as he is while Pig learns an important lesson about the benefits of getting bigger. Educational Objectives: To learn about getting bigger. Young viewers will build the alphabet and identify the letters B, I, G, N, E, S, and T. They'll also practice the magic of spelling and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065240 +0000" stop="20260719071806 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nutcracker - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Princess Pea doesn't know what to do about her friend Sleeping Beauty who is very, very grumpy! Super Why and his friends dance their way into the story of The Nutcracker, accompanied by Tchaikovsky's memorable music, to find out why the Mouse King is so cranky and give an innovative twist to the holiday classic. But will the super readers be able to restore magic to The Land of Sweets? Educational Objectives: To learn a cheer-up strategy, sing the alphabet, identify the letters F, L, and Y, practice the magic of spelling, and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071806 +0000" stop="20260719074332 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comic Book: Attack of the Eraser - S01E57</title>
    <desc>Whyatt and his friends are playing kickball in the park when Wolfy erases the score! The super readers fly into a new kind of reading material - a comic book - called "Attack of the Eraser" to track down the diabolical Eraser who's causing trouble in Reader Valley. Will Super Why and his friends be able to stop Eraser from wiping out all of the words in Reader Valley - or have they finally met their match? Educational Objectives: To learn about consideration. Kids will use the alphabet and identify the letters S, T, O, P. They'll also rhyme with OCK words and use the power to read to transform the story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060536 +0000" stop="20260719061638 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jean, Paul, Beefy and Alice - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After spotting two Peacocks together during mating season while hunting Jacknife through Africa, Jailbot becomes obsessed with finding love. The Twins capitalize on this and hand Jailbot a strange alien fungus with humanoid features which he promptly falls in love with. The fungus begins giving off mold spores infecting everyone in Superjail turning them into horrendous mutated monsters with a similar appearance as to itself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061638 +0000" stop="20260719062739 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superjail Inquisitor - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While the Warden is building a new dam in Superjail several inmates start to run a tabloid newspaper called the Superjail Inquisitor. The Warden is astonished by one of the fake articles and believes that his favorite childhood monster, "Manglefang" may be lurking in Superjail. This prompts the Warden to suspend construction and go on a massive hunt for Manglefang and torturing anyone who refuses to believe in it. The Twins then discover an article made by Ash about aliens, so they modify the image in the newspaper and then send it to the Triplets in space. The Triplets arrive on Earth in response, and in a fit of rage they make every fake article ever written in the tabloid (including Manglefang, to Warden's delight) manifest in reality resulting in chaos and the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to Superjail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062739 +0000" stop="20260719063841 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstorm! - S04E05</title>
    <desc>It's Superjail's annual Field Day, and Warden is dead-set on winning the Three-Legged Race this year. As such, he builds himself the perfect partner: A walking weather machine named "Sunshine". Using Sunshine to create weather anomalies that distracts the competitors, Warden cheats his way to victory. However in his gloating Warden breaks his remote controller for Sunshine causing it to develop its own will and abandon Warden. Sunshine promptly creates dangerous weather anomalies all over Superjail, destroying the Candyland section in the process which enrages Warden (as it's his favorite place in the prison). Meanwhile, Jared is crying over losing Sharice to The Doctor who makes multiple attempts to take his new relationship with her to third base. His plans backfire when Sharice blindly ignores his advances, leading The Doctor to create a Frankenstein-style clone of her with slutty tendencies. Which Jared finds first. In the end, Sharice and Jared reconcile while The Doctor decides to stick to using the Sharice clone he made for his libdo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063841 +0000" stop="20260719064943 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superjail Six - S04E06</title>
    <desc>During a routine sewer cleaning in Superjail, Stingray discovers a long forgotten secret that Alice and Jared had kept from the Warden. Apparently there were six dangerous inmates (known as the Superjail Six) during Superjail's early years that managed to escape from prison and make it into the badlands around the jail. After Warden learned of this he shut himself in his office for days due to depression which led to Alice and Jared forcing him to forget the incident. When Stingray learns of this story from one of the older inmates, he sets out with Prison Peedee's help to drive Warden back into his depression. The plan backfires, however, and Warden falls through the sewer pipes with Stingray and Peedee in tow. While Peedee and Stingray are chained together lost in the bayou the Warden comes across some mutated hillbilly/alligators. After partying with them he angers the entire group by destroying their sacred tree. This leads to a full invasion of Superjail by the Alligator Hillbillies. After Ash ends the invasion with a massive explosion, the last member of the Superjail Six returns to the Jail. Warden promptly kills him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064943 +0000" stop="20260719070013 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superbar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Warden opens a bar in Superjail, the Superbar, in an attempt to get a date with Alice. Things take a turn for the worse when Jared falls off the wagon and becomes drunk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070013 +0000" stop="20260719071122 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Combaticus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Warden and his staff unearth an ancient fighting arena. It is reactivated in an effort to decrease the high inmate depression level and becomes a Thunderdome-like chance for the inmates to fight to the death for freedom. The Twins attempt to sabotage the arena with Combaticus, a fighter created from their DNA.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071122 +0000" stop="20260719072216 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Night - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A carrier ship for the female prison "Ultraprison" crash-lands in Superjail. Ultraprison's "Mistress" and the Warden arrange a ball for their inmates as part of a bet to see which set of convicts can act more refined. The Warden gets to keep the female prisoners if he wins the bet; if the Mistress wins, she gets Superjail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072216 +0000" stop="20260719073346 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold-Blooded - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Ed Gein-like serial killer is mistakenly captured by Jailbot instead of Jacknife, putting Superjail on edge. To investigate his grip on the inmates, the Warden sends Jared undercover as a inmate. When the new arrival accidentally kills himself, Jared takes the credit and becomes admired by inmates as Superjail's most violent resident. Meanwhile, the Twins hack into Jailbot and control him like a video game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073346 +0000" stop="20260719074443 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Be a Negaton - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Warden invites his favorite motivational speaker, D.L. Diamond, to Superjail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074443 +0000" stop="20260719075555 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrorarium - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Warden holds a science fair and declares himself the winner for inventing the Terrorarium, a snowglobe containing miniature jungle filled with dangerous, carnivorous insects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060919 +0000" stop="20260719063254 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Special Stone - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Cat Burglar accidentally steals Papa Bird's egg, the SuperKitties must get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063254 +0000" stop="20260719065629 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kittydale Christmas Tree - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Kitties save Kittydale's stolen Christmas tree from the Glamsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065629 +0000" stop="20260719072004 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Yarn Caper - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties must figure out who's stealing all the yarn in Kittydale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072004 +0000" stop="20260719074339 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get the Boot - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lab Rat invents a giant boot to smash all the flowers at the Kittydale Flower Festival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060730 +0000" stop="20260719062841 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Kalibak, the son of Darkseid, comes to Metropolis to kill Superman, and prove himself to his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062841 +0000" stop="20260719065014 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Finest (1) - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Batman travels to Metropolis when the Joker steals a solid Kryptonite statue and makes a deal with Lex Luthor to kill Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065014 +0000" stop="20260719071134 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Finest (2) - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane becomes romantically tied to Bruce Wayne and is kidnapped by the Joker in an attempt to lure Superman to his death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071134 +0000" stop="20260719072056 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Finest (3) - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lois ends her romance with Bruce Wayne when she discovers that he is Batman. Lex Luthor tries to end his alliance with the Joker, but the Joker turns the tables and kidnaps Lex and steals a powerful aircraft to attack Metropolis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072056 +0000" stop="20260719074156 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hand of Fate - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When an evil demon named Lord Karkull is unleashed, Superman attempts to enlist the aid of the now retired wizard superhero, Doctor Fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063019 +0000" stop="20260719071248 +0000" channel="C1695.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the New Boss - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Castiel doesn't kill Sam, Dean and Bobby but warns them not to interfere in his business. Assuming his new role as God, Castiel sets out to right some of the wrongs in the world. Dean decides they should bind Death and order him to stop Castiel, but the former angel is one step ahead of them, leaving Dean to face a very angry Death. Meanwhile Sam struggles to deal with the broken wall in his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071248 +0000" stop="20260719075506 +0000" channel="C1695.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello, Cruel World - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The broken wall in Sam's head causes him to have hallucinations, and he has difficulty discerning what's real and what's not. Bobby worries that Dean is beginning to stumble under the weight of fighting and keeping an eye on Sam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060758 +0000" stop="20260719062930 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Election Day - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When corporate sends out a voting guide that only benefits the company's interests, Amy and Jonah work together to put out a rival pamphlet until Jonah's personal life gets in the way. Dina and Glenn are stuck in an accidental cover up while Mateo goes to great lengths to hide his undocumented status.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062930 +0000" stop="20260719065100 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seasonal Help - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Much to Amy's dismay, Glenn hires Amy's husband, Adam (guest star Ryan Gaul), for some extra help, exposing her in ways in which she is not prepared. Frustrated with the lazy, noncommittal temps, Jonah and Garrett start an employee draft to place bets on who will quit first while Glenn tries to find the perfect person to play Santa at the store for Christmas</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065100 +0000" stop="20260719071232 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Friday - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cloud 9 braces for the biggest shopping day of the year when the employees all suddenly get sick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071232 +0000" stop="20260719073402 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Found - S02E10</title>
    <desc>At the beginning of every year, Cloud 9 employees hold a “lost and found bin cleanout” to get rid of all the unclaimed items. Amy unknowingly walks away with a huge wad of cash and Jonah is determined to help her find the best use for it. Meanwhile, Cheyenne proves she is never one to keep a secret and Dina pushes Garrett over the edge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073402 +0000" stop="20260719075533 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebranding - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jeff lets the employees know that Rex, a vice president from corporate, will be coming by the store to help with the rollout for Cloud 9’s store-wide rebranding, and it turns out Rex is someone from Jonah’s past. Amy and Garrett are delighted to hear Rex’s stories about Jonah. Meanwhile, Mateo is stunned to learn of rumors that Jeff is in a relationship with an employee. Dina must retaliate against a snitch and Cheyenne tries to take advantage of the discounted “Halo” products.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060152 +0000" stop="20260719060948 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at Creepy Castle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Is the creepy castle haunted? Or is Texas Pete up to his old tricks? Join our heroes SuperTed and Spotty to discover the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060948 +0000" stop="20260719061740 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the City of the Dead - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete is up to his old tricks again, but this time he is taking a big risk while searching for gold in the City of the Dead. Will he and the archaeologist he has kidnapped survive?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061740 +0000" stop="20260719062536 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed on Planet Spot - S01E11</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is on a visit to friendly Planet Spot, the source of the magical cosmic dust. But the planet is not quite as friendly as it once was, when the evil Texas Pete gets up to his usual nasty tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062536 +0000" stop="20260719063334 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Nuts in Space - S01E12</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is on the strange Planet Polly which is full of wild and weird parrots, but the poor parrots are starving as somebody has been intercepting the rockets that supply their only food…nuts. SuperTed investigates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063334 +0000" stop="20260719064134 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at the Toy Shop - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Will the sinister event at New York’s most famous toy shop cause SuperTed to forget that tomorrow is his best friend birthday?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064134 +0000" stop="20260719064929 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in Texas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete gets homesick for Texas and other people’s fine longhorn cattle. But when SuperTed treats him into a ‘ripping’ ride on one of the longhorn, Tex feels that he just cannot stay!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064929 +0000" stop="20260719065727 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Trouble in Space - Part 1 - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spotty’s little sister, Blotch, unwittingly aids Texas Pete in his dastardly plan to take over SuperTed’s Space Station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065727 +0000" stop="20260719070435 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Trouble in Space - Part 2 - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Spot family find themselves in the hot seat thanks to the evil cunning of Texas Pete. For some strange reason, SuperTed doesn’t seem to care. Can he really ignore his friends when they need him most?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070435 +0000" stop="20260719071049 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in the Arctic - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When SuperTed and Spotty take a break from playing their new video “Knocking Mammoths off Ice-bergs” they discover being knocked off ice-bergs is not much of a game after all!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071049 +0000" stop="20260719071844 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Crystal Ball - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A strange gypsy fortune teller predicts death for SuperTed and showers of gold for Bulk, Skeleton and Texas Pete. Can this really be so?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071844 +0000" stop="20260719072640 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Lumberjacks - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Someone is cutting down the trees in the wildlife park. SuperTed and Spotty go to the aid of the animals whose homes are being destroyed and find lumberjacking’s as simple as falling off a log!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072640 +0000" stop="20260719073432 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Gun Smugglers - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Something sinister has been frightening the fish off the west coast of Wales…confirming Spotty’s very worst suspicions about the Salty Earth Sea!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073432 +0000" stop="20260719074226 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bulk's Story - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Bulk reveals the hair-raising story of his first meeting with the cruel Texas Pete – how they both escaped from prison and got Skeleton out of one ‘grave’ situation and into another!</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed's Dream - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Whilst Spottyman is visiting Mother Nature with a new doll-friend of his, SuperTed suffers the most dreadful torture at the hands of a ghastly, fat baby! What a nightmare!</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed in Spotty and the Indians - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After a crash in his rocket ship, Spotty begins to see spots everywhere – even on the earth creatures! SuperTed meanwhile can see something far more menacing – the barrel of Texas Pete’s hunting gun.</desc>
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    <title>Deep Woods (Temagami Hunting) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>This week, Les Stroud has an accompanying friend, Bob, who joins him on his hunting trip to the forests of Temagami. When plans for bear, moose and caribou hunting go wrong, Stroud is forced to measure the pros and cons of bringing along a friend on an adventure such as this.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071303 +0000" stop="20260719075605 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Australian Outback - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Les Stroud is stranded in the outback when his ultralight airplane runs out of fuel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060417 +0000" stop="20260719063229 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guts - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jupiter's draft status hangs in the balance so Reggie enlists Missy to tutor him. Missy thinks it'll be a snap but is challenged. Cam and Allison's romance expands, as do Reggie's business prospects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063229 +0000" stop="20260719065846 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Starts and Stops - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Reggie questions his decision to represent Jupiter, but Cam has no doubt about Allison. He is in love...even more so after Allison declines his expensive gifts. The family experiences a crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Crash - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The family copes with the tragic loss of a family member and the sudden hole it leaves in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Ritual - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Calloway and Vaughns comfort one another as they try to navigate their way through the most trying ritual of their lives in Atlanta.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063445 +0000" stop="20260719071401 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buyers Be Where? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Rick desperately searches for buyers for his crawfish before they die. Meanwhile, Austyn and Blake get trapped in the swamp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071401 +0000" stop="20260719075317 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crawfather - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Rick and the gang are looking forward to the year's biggest crawfish festival, but Phillips Seafood's main supplier threatens to spoil the party. Also, Coy's spirits are in the dumps, so Shorty gives him a "monster" of a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060615 +0000" stop="20260719070942 +0000" channel="C1701.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry, Hungry Gators - S14E09</title>
    <desc>Troy and Pickle hunt the deepest waters of the swamp. Ronnie wrestles a cannibal gator that's destroying his chances to move up in the rankings. Leron and Porkchop go after monsters threatening their community. Daniel chases giant but infertile bull gators. Willie races against time to avoid getting trapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061108 +0000" stop="20260719063450 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forest House - S02E18</title>
    <desc>In an upcoming update of ALO, Floors 21-30 of New Aincrad will be unlocked. Asuna, Kirito and Yui revisit their dream of once again living together in their log cabin on Floor 22.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063450 +0000" stop="20260719065832 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zekken - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Hearing rumors about a brilliant player known as Zekken, Asuna decides to mount a challenge. But when Asuna logs out, she is told by her mother to take an exam to transfer into an academically oriented high school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065832 +0000" stop="20260719072214 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sleeping Knights - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Yuuki takes Asuna to an inn in Ronbaru and introduces her to the other members of the Sleeping Knights: Jun, Nori, Siune, Talken and Tecchi. Yuuki then reveals that the guild wanted Asuna's help in defeating the next Floor Boss with just one party. Siune explains that the group wanted to defeat the boss in order to etch their names on the Monument of Swordsmen, as they would not be able to adventure together after winter. After some thinking, Asuna agrees to help. Sometime later, while she is walking to the Teleport Gate plaza, Asuna is suddenly disconnected from the game by an unsatisfied Kyouko. After an unpleasant conversation with her mother, Asuna heads to a park in another residential area. There, she considers calling Kazuto, but decides that she did not want to expose her weakness to him. The next day, she meets up with the Sleeping Knights and they easily manage to reach the boss room, but Asuna detects several other players hiding near there. Though the players claim they are waiting for their friends, Asuna realizes they were actually spying on their battle to study the boss without sacrificing their own men. After the Sleeping Knights and Asuna are defeated and re-spawn in Ronbaru, Asuna tells the others what she discovered and they decide to rush to the boss room again before the guild had enough time to gather a raid group. At the boss room, they find a large amount of players gathered at the door. As the guild rejects the request of the Sleeping Knights to let them try again, Yuuki declares that they would fight it out and attacks the raid group's leader. At that point, the rest of the raid party arrives, but Kirito appears, having followed them, and blocks their path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072214 +0000" stop="20260719074557 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monument of Swordsmen - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Kirito blocked the raiding guild's reinforcements, three mages of guild fired multiple magical projectiles at him. However, he used «Deadly Sins» to break all seven projectiles. As the reinforcements got into formation for battle, Kirito told Asuna that he would hold them off for three minutes with the help of Klein. In the meantime, the Sleeping Knights engaged the guild's forces blocking the path to the boss room. But, seeing that their assault was rendered useless by the intervention of the guild's healers, Asuna asked Siune to manage the healing herself and used «Flashing Penetrator» to break through to the healers, while killing the group's leader. After the healers were disposed of, the remained of the players were easily defeated, allowing Asuna and the others to enter the boss room. During the boss battle, Talken's spear was thrown into the air by the boss and it accidentally hit a crystal where the boss's two heads connected. Seeing that this caused the boss to assume a guard stance, Asuna deduced that it might be its weak point and tested it out by firing several ice pillars at the same spot. Confirming her deduction, Asuna left the healing to Siune to tell Yuuki to use a Sword Skill at the weak spot. Following Asuna's suggestion to use Tecchi as a stepping stone, Yuuki defeated the boss with her signature Original Sword Skill. After the battle, the group agreed to celebrate at Asuna's player home. While conversing about various things, Asuna asked whether she could join the Sleeping Knights, but, seeing that it resulted in an unpleasant reaction, she decided to change the topic and reminded everyone about the Monument of Swordsmen. At the monument, everyone took a picture and Yuuki accidentally called Asuna as her elder sister. Since she had also done the same in the boss room, Asuna pointed this out to Yuuki. Unexpectedly, Yuuki started crying and abruptly logged off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061149 +0000" stop="20260719070012 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mumbler - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Hooker and Romano examine the scene where a trio made an attempt to hold up an armoured bank van, Hooker finds a pigeon leg band dropped by one of the thieves. A pigeon breeding friend traces the band to its owner's address, where they meet the orphaned young sister of one of the men who is mixed up with the thieves. As they try and track down the robbers, Hooker forms a bond with the girl, and is determined to see that she isn't sent back to juvenile hall...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070012 +0000" stop="20260719074905 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vengeance is Mine - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Hooker and Romano are just finishing working on a case with Lt. Paul McGuire, a close friend and colleague of Hooker's, when they respond to a reported rape - in which the victim turns out to be none other than McGuire's own daughter. The girl is certain that she knows the attacker and can identify him, but the attacker, a lawyer, uses legal loopholes to get off without charge. As Hooker tries to nail the attacker ""by the book"", McGuire becomes infuriated at the lack of action taken and takes matters into his own hands, endangering not only his job, but Hooker's case that will bring the attacker to justice in the proper way...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060433 +0000" stop="20260719062715 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far Far From Home - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Freddy can't fall asleep on their first overnight delivery and worries that he won't get the rest he needs!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062715 +0000" stop="20260719064956 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Trouble - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy show Mia the joys of giving away her old toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064956 +0000" stop="20260719071238 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TOTSGIVING - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After Lucky nearly ruins TOTSGIVING, Pip, Freddy, and KC set out to save the holiday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071238 +0000" stop="20260719073520 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woodbird's Wish - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Woodbird always dreamed of making a baby delivery, so Pip and Freddy are here to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073520 +0000" stop="20260719075801 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magical Baby - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Freddy believes baby Narwhal Nathan is magical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061100 +0000" stop="20260719063503 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sob Story - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Dudley uses fake tears to get whatever he wants, but his excessive crying soon leads to others questioning his ability to fight crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063503 +0000" stop="20260719065704 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.U.F.F. Break-Up - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dudley and Kitty quit work because they feel unappreciated, but later they are needed when the Chief gets abducted by a new villain The Overbear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065704 +0000" stop="20260719072004 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.U.F.F. Break-Up - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dudley and Kitty quit work because they feel unappreciated, but later they are needed when the Chief gets abducted by a new villain The Overbear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072004 +0000" stop="20260719074231 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.U.F.F. Love - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Keswick enlists the help of Dudley to woo his dream girl, Tammy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061848 +0000" stop="20260719064256 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarantine - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang is quarantined at the station after being exposed to a potentially infected Capuchin monkey on an emergency call. Everyone deals in their own way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064256 +0000" stop="20260719070704 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell Week - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lucy graduates to official Firefighter if she can survive the gang’s pranks. She insists they don’t go easy just because she’s Chief’s daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070704 +0000" stop="20260719073112 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Chill - S03E03</title>
    <desc>It’s time for the annual firehouse chili cook-off, and everyone is excited to impress the Chief with their own, unique recipe, but Judge Terry is rather affected by his wisdom teeth surgery this morning and the drugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073112 +0000" stop="20260719075520 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How I Met Your Mother - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An episode that flashes back to how Terry and Vicky met/were set up by Eddie as a prank years ago. As they rattle off their tales to Lucy, it’s clear Terry, Eddie and Vicky all have very different memories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060255 +0000" stop="20260719062915 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Was Death - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Niles Talbot moved from the country to the big city to get a job as an electrician but ended up as an executioner. His trouble begins when he's suddenly unemployed and decides to take the law into his own hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062915 +0000" stop="20260719065116 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And All Through the House - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve a woman slaughters her husband and learns that she's on Santa's naughty list when an escaped maniac dressed as Santa Claus shows up at her doorstep with a special present for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065116 +0000" stop="20260719071921 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A bum named Ulric is given the chance of a lifetime when a scientist puts the gland of a cat inside his body. Soon Ulric becomes the main attraction at a sideshow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071921 +0000" stop="20260719074640 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only Sin Deep - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A call girl goes to a pawnshop to rob him of his jewelry. Instead the owner offers her 10,000 dollars for her beauty. She sells her beauty and lands a new job but discovers she is aging very fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061436 +0000" stop="20260719063721 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Idol Rich - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Baloo and Kit find themselves pitted against the infamous Col. Spigot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063721 +0000" stop="20260719070009 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormy Weather - S01E14</title>
    <desc>While cloud surfing, Kit pulls a stunt that shakes Baloo. When Kit reassures him that he knew what he was doing, Baloo starts to set some rules on Kit's hobby.  But when he's approached by Dan Dawson who saw his aerodynamics, Kit is dazzled by his many compliments. Fearing Kit is slipping from his guidance, Baloo plans to show him some fun times at Louie's the next day. But early in the morning Kit heads back to the airfield where he and Dan Dawson are perfecting a stunt... that they both plan on performing on the road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070009 +0000" stop="20260719072258 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearly Alive - S01E15</title>
    <desc>After reading an article, Becky insists Baloo get checked out by a doctor to see how his health is holding up.  Meanwhile, Kit is playing in the Sea Duck.  While pretending he's a pilot, he accidentally breaks the Googleschlocker Gyrocompass. Fearing punishment, Kit tries to fix it on his own taking it to a Dr. Ohlmeyer. Baloo's check-up finds him in good health, but one more test is supposed to come in.  When Dr. Ohlmeyer calls Higher for Hire to inform them that the 'patient's' time is up and that the googleschlocker is kaput, Becky mistakes him to be Baloo's doctor. Knowing that his last days are upon him, Baloo wants to fly into the Bermuda Trapezoid since he has nothing to lose. But when the truth is revealed, everyone must go stop Baloo before he makes the mistake that may end his life for real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072258 +0000" stop="20260719074548 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Her Chance to Dream - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Baloo and Louie encounter a ghost that's been in the basement of Louie's restaurant.  When they return to Higher for Hire, Becky believes the story is a cover for why Baloo didn't return with the cargo sooner.  To make matters worst, Baloo forgot the cargo back at Louie's so they have to return.  The two are reluctant to go, so Becky accompanies them.  Upon arrival, they find nothing but the place looking like a mess.  They're also greeted by a man named Captain Stansbury, who Becky takes a charm to.  When they find the Sea Duck won't start, they're forced to spend the night.  But during the night, they find that Captain Stansbury isn't who they think he is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060529 +0000" stop="20260719061646 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom's Love Song - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom pours his heart into his song lyrics only for them to fall into the wrong hands. To get them back, he has to learn magic!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061646 +0000" stop="20260719062754 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Pirate Hunting - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Talking Hank and Talking Ginger set out on a pirate ghost hunt. What could possibly go wrong?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062754 +0000" stop="20260719063856 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tennis Kid - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Things get competitive when Talking Ginger enters the eight-and-unders tennis championship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063856 +0000" stop="20260719065003 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angela's Critic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Talking Angela is forced to face the music when dealing with a mean critic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065003 +0000" stop="20260719070137 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Girl's Dream - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Talking Angela’s only got eyes for a celebrity, but Talking Tom’s got a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070137 +0000" stop="20260719071221 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Friend Will Zee - S01E32</title>
    <desc>A visit from an old friend has Talking Tom thinking the unthinkable - could someone be cooler than Tom?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071221 +0000" stop="20260719072340 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angela's Secret - S01E33</title>
    <desc>There’s a fruit bandit on the loose and all the signs point to Angela. What are Tom and the gang going to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072340 +0000" stop="20260719073458 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jetpack Ninja - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Hank shows Ginger the way of the ninja, but will he be a good apprentice when put to the test?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073458 +0000" stop="20260719074614 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Online Romance - S01E35</title>
    <desc>When Talking Tom gets addicted to a social media app there’s more than just free milkshakes at stake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074614 +0000" stop="20260719075730 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Forever - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom has to decide between breaking Talking Angela’s friendship bracelet and saving his friends. What will he choose?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062717 +0000" stop="20260719070906 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All In The Ocean - S15E05</title>
    <desc>Atlantic City is in for a FISH Lift! Ocean Casino Resort wants to bring the ocean to into Ocean! The 6000-gallon aquarium has ATM team literary burning through panels to get the job done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070906 +0000" stop="20260719075055 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Update Clay Matthews' Green Bay Eel Tank - S15E06</title>
    <desc>Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers is in the process of building his dream home and it wouldn't be complete without a customer tank. Clay's wife, Casey Noble, wants the interior to stay classy but with references to his Green Bay Playing career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061650 +0000" stop="20260719064127 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Job (2) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>In part two, the gang continues talking about their new job experiences.  Louie gets a job as a stock broker, after convincing the boss that his persistence and lack of morals will make him successful.  While this proves to be true, he is fired nonetheless, because his colleagues can't stand him.  Bobby takes a job as a bunny for children's party, but when he discovers that a kid's mother is a famous director, he acts out a monologue from "Whose Life is it, Anyway," to the disappointment of the children.  Alex gets a job as a night watchman, which is dull until he aims the surveillance camera at himself and pretends to be on "the Alex Reiger Show."  At the end, Louie learns that the cab company is back in business, and everyone returns to their old jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064127 +0000" stop="20260719070608 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Latka the Playboy - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After Latka is rejected by a snobbish, but beautiful woman at Mario's, he decides to change his image by taking some time off and studying Playboy magazines and English language tapes.  When Latka reemerges from his sabbatical, he has lost his accent and now is a lounge lizard who goes by the name, Vic Ferrarri.  He soon easily picks up on the woman who had rebuffed him earlier.  Although amused, the cabbies become concerned about the changes Latka has gone through, since he has now lost all of his nice qualities and is constantly hitting on Elaine.  Alex tells Latka/Vic off, and later Latka appears at Alex's apartment, saying that he's sorry and doesn't want to be Vic anymore.  Alex works with Latka and manages to get the old Latka back, although there is a twinge in Latka's eye that suggests Vic isn't gone forever..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070608 +0000" stop="20260719073016 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim the Psychic - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim announces he has psychic dreams and unfortunately, he has had one about Alex, culminating in his death. The gang becomes increasingly worried about Alex, when one by one, all of the events Jim dreamed about start coming true. However, Alex continues to reject Jim's superstitions. Louie becomes so worried about Alex, he comes to Alex's apartment to take him somewhere (so the final part of Jim's dream doesn't come true, since he is to meet his doom that evening at home), but possibly to spite Louie, Alex decides to stay and tempt fate. In the end, it turns out that the doom Jim dreamed about was a girl scout knocking at Alex's door, instead of his death, but when Louie leaves, Alex actually appears very relieved that Jim's premonition was wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073016 +0000" stop="20260719075431 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vienna Waits - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Alex and Elaine decide to take a vacation together through Europe. However, Alex feels it necessary to tell Elaine in no uncertain terms that they are going together as platonic friends, so there's no resentment if he meets and wants to spend time with any other ladies on vacation. Elaine agrees to this and they decide to do things mostly separately during the days, but to meet up once a day to write post cards together. During the trip, it turns out that Elaine is getting all the action, while Alex is lonely and unhappy. The last night, however, Elaine takes pity on Alex (more or less) and propositions him, suggesting that their friendship is strong enough to endure one night of "love." They then go off together...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062234 +0000" stop="20260719064546 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sunshine Fairy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Team discovers a secret door to a magical forest. Inside, they meet Sunny the Sunshine Fairy, who has the power of the sun. But when Grog, a jealous gnome, steals her sunshine power, it's up to the Team to help her get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064546 +0000" stop="20260719070848 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Panda Joe - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A baby panda named Little Joe is lost in Umi City! The Team finds him and sets off on a journey to take him back home to his family at the Panda House, taking good care of him all along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070848 +0000" stop="20260719073149 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stolen Lunches - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Milli, Geo and Bot are visiting their friend Jonathan at school when the TroubleMakers show up and swipe all the kids' lunchboxes! Team Umizoomi hops into UmiCar and the chase is on to get them back before lunchtime. The TroubleMakers have got quite an appetite, as they lead the Team in hot pursuit through booby-trapped avenues, down a winding river, and navigating through a giant grass maze. Can Team Umizoomi retrieve all eleven lunchboxes before the Troublemakers gobble them up?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073149 +0000" stop="20260719075451 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meatball Madness - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Team Umizoomi is visiting Chef Mario's new restaurant, where everybody loves his special dish, spaghetti and meatballs. But the TroubleMakers arrive on the scene and stir up some trouble by taking the stop button from Chef Mario's prized meatball machine! Now the machine is going crazy and won't stop making meatballs! Meatballs by the millions tumble through the city and it's up to Milli, Geo and Bot to get that stop button back. The Team bounds over mountains of meatballs that are stopping traffic, filling up the school bus and even the swimming pool! It all leads to a dramatic showdown with the TroubleMakers at Umi Tower. Can the Team save Umi City from meatball madness?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063209 +0000" stop="20260719070651 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Earl - S02E01</title>
    <desc>AFC Richmond brings in a sports psychologist to help the team overcome their unprecedented seven game tie-streak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070651 +0000" stop="20260719074040 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lavender - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ted is surprised by the reappearance of a familiar face. Roy tries out a new gig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061743 +0000" stop="20260719065826 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Direct Message - S09E21</title>
    <desc>Leah faces another health scare with Addie; Jade and Sean reach a boiling point, forcing her to move out; Briana is torn when she gets a suspicious message about John; Adam surprises Aubree; Lux's father puts Kailyn in a difficult situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065826 +0000" stop="20260719074015 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Hurts - S09E22</title>
    <desc>Sean refuses to let Jade get her things from their house, so she goes to the police. Leah gets some shocking news about her sister. Javi and Lauren are rocked by an on-camera revelation from Kailyn. Briana and John visit the Dominican Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060124 +0000" stop="20260719062433 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S05E07</title>
    <desc>With the other Titans off fighting exciting battles with the Brotherhood of Evil, Raven is left with the worst task of all - transporting three rambunctious future superheroes to safety. But this simple task turns into an adventure in babysitting as Raven and her young charges are chased through the Alps by the Brotherhood of Evil's Msr. Mallah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062433 +0000" stop="20260719064730 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lightspeed - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Titans dispatched across the globe, members of the HIVE Five figure they have it made. Unfortunately, their city-wide crime spree is cut short when a new hero in town spoils the fun. Handing him over to the Brotherhood of Evil may score the HIVE Five points, but actually catching this lightning-fast do-gooder is much harder than it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064730 +0000" stop="20260719071022 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revved Up - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Robin's most prized possession is stolen by the hip hot-rodder, Ding Dong Daddy, and to get it back they're going to have to beat him in a cross-country road race. But with Ding Dong Daddy making the rules and a few unexpected rivals joining in the competition, it's anyone's guess who will cross the finish line first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071022 +0000" stop="20260719073316 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go! - S05E10</title>
    <desc>How did Robin meet Starfire? What was Beast Boy's first joke? Why did Cyborg build his Sonic Cannon? When did Raven first call the Titans her friends? Return to the very beginning and see how it all started - from the word "GO!"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073316 +0000" stop="20260719075606 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calling All Titans - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The final game has begun. While the Titans are spread out throughout the globe on one last mission, Brotherhood mastermind, the Brain, makes his move. Robin has a strategy of his own, but as all the villains begin taking down all the superheroes all at once, will it be enough to save his friends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060918 +0000" stop="20260719062037 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Butt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Blackfire pays a surprise visit to her sister Starfire, saying she wants to spend some quality time with her. The other Titans think that Blackfire is playing another trick, but Starfire is sure that this time Blackfire is serious about reviving their sisterly love</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062037 +0000" stop="20260719063209 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Person - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Despite the Titans' protests, Beast Boy becomes convinced that replacing his body parts with robotic limbs makes him more manly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063209 +0000" stop="20260719064232 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirates - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aqualad asks Raven out on a date, which makes Beast Boy jealous. Cyborg tries to prove that Aqualad is really a pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064232 +0000" stop="20260719065357 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Grandma - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Robin starts a smear campaign against all of the other Titans so that he can be re-elected  Team Leader, Raven uses a time machine to bring a great leader from the past to teach Robin how to lead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065357 +0000" stop="20260719070526 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I See You - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Robin brings Starfire on a fake stakeout in an attempt to get a kiss, while Cyborg and Beast Boy hold their own stakeout to discover Raven's dark secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070526 +0000" stop="20260719071651 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brian - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When the Brain captures the Titans to fuel Project B.R.I.A.N., the Titans' little buddies are the only heroes who can save them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071651 +0000" stop="20260719072721 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Beast Boy loses his ability to change into animals, he realizes that he’s lost touch with his wild side. He goes to the forest to reconnect with his inner beast, but Mother Nature isn't as great as he had hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072721 +0000" stop="20260719073805 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salty Codgers - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Raven is delighted when the other Titans are magically turned into old people during a battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073805 +0000" stop="20260719074919 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowledge - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Starfire wants to learn more, but will knowledge make her a bummer?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074919 +0000" stop="20260719075959 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When the other Titans find out that Cyborg is afraid of the dark, they have a slumber party to help him face his fears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060756 +0000" stop="20260719063009 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michaelangelo Toys Around - S04E03</title>
    <desc>While trying to see the new toys at the Toy Fair, Michaelangelo stumbles upon a plot to take over a noted toy company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063009 +0000" stop="20260719065222 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peking Turtle - S04E04</title>
    <desc>In Dimension X, Krang watches on the viewscreen as April broadcasts from the opening of an exhibit of rare Chinese warrior statues, as well as the world's largest pearl. Krang thinks he can bring the statue to life and use the pearl to create a forcefield to bring the Technodrome back to Earth.
Krang sends Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady to the museum. They bring one of the warriors to life. Bebop and Rocksteady take it to the sewers to destory the Turtles. At the museum, Shredder brings to life the rest of the statues and orders them to find the Turtles and destroy them. Krang tells Shredder to order his statues to kidnap April and Vernon, luring the Turtles to the museum so the statues can destroy them.
Bebop and Rocksteady lead the army of statues back to the museum with April and Vernon. The Turtles follow them to the museum hoping to rescue April and Vernon. The turtles realize that they won't be able to defeat the statues before Krang brings the Technodrome back to Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065222 +0000" stop="20260719071433 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shredder's Mom - S04E05</title>
    <desc>New York is in the middle of an induced heat wave caused by Shredder, who must battle the Turtles and deal with his mother, Miyoko Saki, at the same time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071433 +0000" stop="20260719073805 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Cufflink Caper! - S04E32</title>
    <desc>The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are looking for some excitement. They soon find it when hoods start robbing fancy stores but only steal cufflinks! The turtles decide to investigate this and the only way to do so is to go as undercover crooks. After putting a competing gang 'on ice', the turtles get the scoop on the cufflinks and learn which cufflink they really want which is a high explosive and so the turtles must keep the hoods, and Shredder, Rocksteady, and Bebop away from it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060207 +0000" stop="20260719062450 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth's Last Stand - S04E14</title>
    <desc>As the team finally reaches Earth, Fugitoid reveals a horrible secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062450 +0000" stop="20260719064733 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City at War - S04E15</title>
    <desc>April faces a deadly new enemy when she graduates to full Kunoichi; the Turtles must deal with the return of some old foes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064733 +0000" stop="20260719071016 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Foot - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Leonardo secretly allies himself with Karai, he gets himself into deeper danger than he could have realized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071016 +0000" stop="20260719073259 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Insecta Trifecta - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Raphael must overcome his fear of insects to lead the team when they are forced to battle Stockman-Fly's new insect minions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073259 +0000" stop="20260719075542 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutant Gangland - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Don Vizioso's gang tracks the Turtles with a slew of Anti-Mutant weapons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060710 +0000" stop="20260719063030 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Blue - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While pursuing a ZEAF, Hawkwing flies too high and is marooned in space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063030 +0000" stop="20260719065349 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom For A Zeaf - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Zelda dispatches Yung-star and a new monster, Lord Tempo, to find the location of Hawknest. While traveling back in time to avoid Spacehawk, they pick up King Richard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065349 +0000" stop="20260719071708 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zero's Finest Hour - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the Terrahawks are rendered catatonic by space flowers, Zero is forced to battle for the cure on his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071708 +0000" stop="20260719074027 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Finger - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Terrahawk team do battle with the literally cold hearted Coldfinger, whose fiendish powers can reduce anything and anyone to a frigid state.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060629 +0000" stop="20260719062733 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A Halloween episode filled with parodies of Alfred Hitchcock movies: "Rear Window", "Vertigo", "The Birds", "North By Northwest" and "Psycho".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062733 +0000" stop="20260719064846 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roller Disco - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jackie has wonderful news: there's a roller disco competition in Kenosha and she wants Hyde to be her partner.  When she finds that he's more than unwilling, she's left with a choice between Kelso and Fez, and after seeing their moves, she chooses Fez.  This leaves Kelso less than happy, and more than a little jealous.  Red, meanwhile, is being sued by an ex-Price Mart employee for wrongful termination, and has to prove to the Labor Board that he's not "unnecessarily angry."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064846 +0000" stop="20260719071000 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eric's Panties - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Donna finds a pair of panties in the Vista Cruiser and thinks that Eric is cheating on her with his lab partner.  Everyone is in for a big shock when they find out who the panties really belong to.  Red's doctor's appointment shows that he has high blood pressure, so Kitty puts him on a strict diet, which he finds inedible.  Kelso gains a new nickname due to a mishap in the cafeteria.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071000 +0000" stop="20260719073113 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Fever - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Red is not happy when Kitty becomes obsessed with the idea of having another baby after bringing a friend's child home for Laurie to baby-sit.  Laurie is completely at a loss on how to take care of a baby until her maternal instincts eventually kick in.  Donna gets mad at Eric for thinking that she'll stay home with the children when they have their own.  And Hyde and Fez mediate a mock divorce settlement between Jackie and Kelso after Jackie crashes Kelso's van.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073113 +0000" stop="20260719075226 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackie Bags Hyde - S03E08</title>
    <desc>It's Veteran's Day and the Formans are getting ready for their annual barbeque after the town parade.  Trouble is that Bob, who was only in the National Guard and never saw any action, has inexplicably decided to throw his own barbeque in competition with the Formans.  Hyde tells Jackie point blank that he's not interested, inspiring her to bring a date to the Formans' to make him jealous.  This ploy causes Hyde to come to a horrifying realization about his true feelings for Jackie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061934 +0000" stop="20260719064400 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Woman - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Lou escorts Ethel Merman, but the press thinks that they are an item, much to Helen's dismay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064400 +0000" stop="20260719070931 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He and She and He - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Donald is stunned when Ann receives a marriage proposal from a fashion photographer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070931 +0000" stop="20260719073502 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odpdypahimcaifss (Oh, Don, Poor Don...) - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Hollister stays at Ann's apartment and finds a pair of her son's pants hanging in Ann's closet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073502 +0000" stop="20260719080034 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Guy - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Marge tells Ann that she met the man of her dreams but lost him when she proposed marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060110 +0000" stop="20260719062452 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ramiris's Warning - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After certain unforeseen events, the conference between monsters and humans continues and the leaders of the nations involved will know the steps that will follow the birth of a new Demon Lord and the return of the Dragon of the Windstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062452 +0000" stop="20260719064834 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Congress Dances - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Ramiris finally exposes the dire news about Tempest's future, about which he came to warn Rimuru. The confusion is soon resolved, but the situation can be dangerous for other reasons. Everyone then comes together to try to predict Clayman's plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064834 +0000" stop="20260719071216 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eve of Battle - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The announcement of the upcoming event that will bring together several Demon Lords serves as part of the plan to face Clayman. But before that, Rimuru must find a way to save the people of Eurazania, who have become the target of a diabolical plot by Clayman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071216 +0000" stop="20260719073559 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon Lords - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After sending his troops towards Eurazania, Rimuru needs to prepare for the Walpurgis, the great gathering of Demon Lords - and also for the confrontation with Clayman for what he has been doing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073559 +0000" stop="20260719075941 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Signal to Begin the Banquet - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Benimaru is in command of the troops that will face Clayman's army, which invaded the Animal Kingdom. If everything goes according to plan, achieving victory is just a matter of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060354 +0000" stop="20260719062626 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goin' Hollywood - S03E31</title>
    <desc>Cory wins a brief role on a TV show, "Better Days", where the child actress named Ally Walker on the show wants to try life as a regular kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062626 +0000" stop="20260719064858 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Last Dance - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Raven has a vision that she is at the prom with a man and wants him to be her prom date, but doesn't know who he is. When she is unable to find him before the prom, she ends up going alone with Eddie and Chelsea, who have dates, until Devon shows up and becomes her date. Meanwhile, Cory is concerned that he may have a hairy back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064858 +0000" stop="20260719071130 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Fear - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Victor does not trust Raven and Cory to be home alone when he goes away for the weekend, since last time they threw a party with a mechanical bull when he and Tanya were gone 14 episodes ago. So he re-hires their old babysitter Miss Patterson aka "Push-over Patterson". When she arrives, she is the same old push-over, but she carries a mysterious bag around with her wherever she goes. Whenever it's mentioned, she gets all weird and intense. When she takes a shower for five and a half minutes because that's all the time they gave her when she went away - Raven, Cory, Eddie and Chelsea look in her bag and find a scrapbook with newspaper articles. The first article reads "Revenge Seeking Babysitter Sent Away, and the next one says "Revenge Seeking Babysitter Escapes". Years ago, Raven and Cory ate an entire birthday cake that was for their mom, and blamed Miss Patterson for it. Now, they are convinced she has returned for revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071130 +0000" stop="20260719073346 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vision Impossible - S03E34</title>
    <desc>Raven has a problem with her visions, and considers having them removed permanently. Meanwhile, Chelsea tries to sell mushroom shampoo and Raven's psychic doctor figures out that with Raven using the mushroom shampoo, it is making the part of her brain that makes her have visions of the future have an allergic reaction because Raven is allergic to mushrooms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073346 +0000" stop="20260719075618 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Four Aces - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Raven does her community service project at a retirement home, and helping Ms. Ronnie Wilcox, a former singer. Along the way, she discovers that "The Chill Grill" was once a swinging nightclub, called "The Four Aces", and plans a huge themed party, featuring jazzy performances from the whole cast. Finally, Ms. Wilcox performs, and brings the house down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062616 +0000" stop="20260719065522 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Nicola Murray is stuck in an Eastbourne hotel bedroom with nothing but a laptop, a printer and a tiny kettle while she and Olly try to finish her speech for the annual party conference. It's not going well. But Glenn has brought in his secret weapon - Julie Price, tragic widow, people's champion and regional photo opportunity. Is this the breakthrough they need, or the start of a tug-of-Julie with Malcolm Tucker?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065522 +0000" stop="20260719072424 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The civil servants at DoSAC are preparing for a visit from the DoSAC shadow minister Peter Mannion. For Mannion and his team, this informal pre-election briefing is a good opportunity to measure up for new curtains. For Terri Coverley, this principally means putting on a bit more make-up. For Nicola Murray, it is simply another distraction on a day when nothing seems to be going right. All she really wants to do is get Glenn and Olly to kick-start the Fourth Sector Pathfinder Initiative. And then she gets a call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072424 +0000" stop="20260719075351 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After weeks of trading bitter blows in the press, DoSAC minister Nicola Murray MP and her shadow Peter Mannion MP are invited onto BBC Radio 5Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme. Director of communications Malcolm Tucker and opposition PR guru Stewart Pearson decide to listen in the comfort of their respective offices, but when some breaking news threatens to make things difficult for the politicians, the programme quickly turns into a phone-in like no other. Malcolm and Stewart are left no choice but to start getting their people over to the studios.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061015 +0000" stop="20260719063925 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come On, You Blues - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the football players get up to no good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063925 +0000" stop="20260719070839 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Rage - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Sergeant Dawkins leaves for a break with some nature-loving activists, but during this time, they get into a feud with the police for their extreme methods, forcing Dawkins to choose between their arrogant leader, Stallion, or Fowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070839 +0000" stop="20260719073835 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green-Eyed Monster - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Inspector Fowler proposes to Sergeant Dawkins so as to help his chances for promotion, but his lack of sensitivity during the proposal prompts her to leave him instead. Fowler tries to find a new woman, but loses his interest when he hears that Dawkins is now with someone called Toby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064707 +0000" stop="20260719073926 +0000" channel="C1733.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'86 - Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shaun has rejected his mum and is living rough, while Lol's world is falling apart and her dad shows his true colours.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060020 +0000" stop="20260719060718 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Way Now? - S10E15</title>
    <desc>Rusty is very hasty, and tells the workmen he is taking around to get their direction sign painting done as quickly as possible at the various locations. Rusty then takes the Fat Controller and his family down the line for a walk around the mountains. They are supposed to meet him back at the tea rooms, but when they do not return, Rusty grows concerned and goes out of his way to look for them. When Rusty finds several people at all the wrong places as he goes along, he realizes that it must be the direction signs that are causing all the bother!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060718 +0000" stop="20260719061417 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas and the Shooting Star - S10E16</title>
    <desc>Thomas is taking some engineers to the Power Station, but at the same time really wants to see a special shooting star, which will be showing itself up in the sky anytime now. Not wanting to miss it, Thomas makes sure to only travel down lines which will not block his vision of the sky. But this means not taking the quickest route possible to the Power Station, which is in no way a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061417 +0000" stop="20260719062115 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Strong Henry - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Sodor is in the grip of winter. Farmer McColl needs an engine to haul some heavy goods for him, and when Gordon ends up being assigned to the task, of which he is most boastful about, Henry is sad he wasn’t given a chance. The engines, not pleased with Gordon’s pompousness, tell him that Henry could do just as good a job, giving him the title: ‘Big Strong Henry’. But Henry is concerned. Will he be able to live up to such a title?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062115 +0000" stop="20260719062814 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sticky Toffee Thomas - S10E14</title>
    <desc>A fancy dress party is being held for some children, where Thomas shall be giving them rides. Thomas wonders deeply about what he could possibly wear as a costume. Upon being given a good clean at the Washdown, Thomas comes up with the idea of going as a giant bubble bath! But his “bubble” is soon burst when he ends up crashing into Toby the Tram Engine, due not being able to see through the soap in his eyes! After two more incidents still, the first involving getting cloaked in toffee apple and the other getting covered in leaves and nasty branches, Thomas is in quite a state. But little does he know that his state will turn out all for the better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062814 +0000" stop="20260719063512 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wharf and Peace - S10E19</title>
    <desc>Poor Skarloey. He absolutely hates the Wharf as it’s so loud and he doesn’t know a soul there. James teases Skarloey even, calling him a ‘scaredy engine’ upon the Troublesome Trucks giving the little chap a start. Skarloey wonders if he really is a ‘scaredy engine’. But after three brave acts throughout the day involving Rusty, Duncan and Rheneas, he soon realizes that perhaps what James said was quite unfair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063512 +0000" stop="20260719064211 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas' Frosty Friend - S10E20</title>
    <desc>High winds cause a giant balloon of a snowman to attach itself to one of Thomas’ buffers. A great deal of folk attempt to tell Thomas how it has managed to get itself stuck on him, but to no avail. Thomas simply won’t listen, as he is much too concerned about getting his job done of bringing timber to Farmer McColl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064211 +0000" stop="20260719064909 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily and the Special Coaches - S10E21</title>
    <desc>Gordon has finally beaten the Express record, and will be given a special set of coaches at a big ceremony to be held for him. Diesel, though, isn’t exactly overjoyed about Gordon’s achievement, upon hearing from Emily, who is most rude to him indeed. So Diesel decides to go and hide Gordon’s special set of coaches…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064909 +0000" stop="20260719065608 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas and the Colours - S10E22</title>
    <desc>James is all decked up in flags and bunting in the colours of the Sodor School football team, as he will be pulling the team train. Jealous Thomas wanted to be given such a job, and so tricks James into puffing down an old, disused line, causing James’ splendid decorations to be torn to pieces! Thomas will have to put in a big effort to put things right once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065608 +0000" stop="20260719070306 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas and the Birthday Mail - S10E23</title>
    <desc>On the way to delivering some birthday mail to Alice, who lives at High Farm, Thomas meets Rosie, a young tank engine, who absolutely idolizes him. Thomas becomes very angry when Rosie tries to follow him down the line to High Farm, and so attempts to lose her. But when Thomas ends up in a tremendous landslide, Rosie of course soon catches up with him. Will Thomas accept the young lass’ help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070306 +0000" stop="20260719071005 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duncan's Bluff - S10E24</title>
    <desc>Villagers, high up in the hills, need plenty of coal as Sodor is in the deep of winter. Duncan is taking coal there from the Wharf, which James delivers. For a lark, Duncan says he will race James. If Duncan delivers the coal first, he wins. If James arrives with more coal first, he wins. So, just who will win? Well, it certainly wouldn’t seem to be James when Duncan resorts to a spot of cheating…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071005 +0000" stop="20260719071704 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Trucks - S10E25</title>
    <desc>In an act of kindness to his brother, Rheneas decides to pull Skarloey’s trucks for him as he is most busy. But Rheneas also has his own load to take, and finds that it’s simply all too much on him, upon attempting to climb a difficult hill. So Rheneas parks Skarloey’s trucks in a siding, and simply delivers his own load first. When he returns for Skarloey’s lot, it has disappeared!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071704 +0000" stop="20260719072402 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas and the Treasure - S10E26</title>
    <desc>A Maritime Museum is to be opened on Sodor, by an Admiral. When Thomas picks him up from Brendam Docks, Salty tells Thomas the story about long lost treasure belonging to pirates, and also gives the clues as to where it has been buried somewhere on the Island. Unfortunately for the Admiral, this means he will be late for the opening, as Thomas becomes simply enraptured by the idea and can’t stop thinking about it for the whole journey! Most annoyed by distracted little Thomas terribly delaying the Admiral, the Fat Controller arranges for him to be transported by Harold the Helicopter instead. Despite this, Thomas decides he will find that treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072402 +0000" stop="20260719073101 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James the Second Best - S10E27</title>
    <desc>A Railway Poster is to be produced, and the Fat Controller needs an engine to be the centre of it – and that engine is decided to be Edward. James is most jealous of Edward when he learns of the news. He wanted to be the engine on that poster. So James decides to try and prove to the Fat Controller that it should be him, and not Edward, who gets the gig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073101 +0000" stop="20260719073759 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas &amp; Skarloey's Big Day Out - S10E28</title>
    <desc>Skarloey is in dire need of repairs, but the workshop is all the way over on the other side of Sodor. Thomas kindly comes forward, in that he will transport Skarloey there. Once Skarloey is on a flatbed truck, the Thin Controller warns Thomas about its coupling, as it could easily come loose. 

Skarloey is feeling very miserable, so Thomas tries as hard as he can to make the little chap feel better, by showing him sights around the island. When none of his efforts seem to work, Thomas comes up with the idea of showing Skarloey the view from the peak of Gordon’s Hill, but he has forgotten about that flatbed’s coupling…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073759 +0000" stop="20260719074458 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thomas and the Storyteller - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Thomas is chosen to show a storyteller around Sodor so she can write a story in time for the new library opening. However, a series of bad incidents for his friends could ruin the story!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074458 +0000" stop="20260719075156 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily's Rubbish - S11E02</title>
    <desc>Emily has a friend named Whiff, and he likes collecting garbage. But all the engines tease her and she decides to take care of the garbage on her own. But they are too heavy and she asks the other engines for help, but they refuse. She knows only one engine who will help. Whiff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075156 +0000" stop="20260719075855 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream On - S11E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer returns to Sodor and Thomas had to help him out. But the speedy engine gets on his nerves and Thomas tries to prove he is faster, stronger and shinier than him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060706 +0000" stop="20260719063214 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob &amp; Carol &amp; Larry &amp; Terri - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Gossip twists the story of a boating mishap into a tale of adultery, nearly causing the marriage of the trio's friends Bob and Carol to hit the rocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063214 +0000" stop="20260719065721 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going to Pot - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Jack tries to help the police nab a corrupt health inspector, but the cops think they're busting Mr. Furley as a drug dealer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065721 +0000" stop="20260719072221 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Struck - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Terri falls for a soap star who is only dating her to maintain a positive public image.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072221 +0000" stop="20260719074709 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack Goes the Distance - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Jack bumbles his way into a boxing match with a barroom brute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062308 +0000" stop="20260719070604 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are There Parallel Universes? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Most scientists believe that you are not really you, but rather, you all. On the edge of space, buried in a black hole, or right on top of you, there could be an exact copy of yourself living a parallel reality. In those parallel worlds, you may be living your wildest dreams, or your worst nightmares. Finding them is no longer restricted to the realm of science fiction. Recent game-changing theories now suggest that if these worlds exist, intelligent life in these alternative worlds could be trying to send us messages. As scientists further unravel this astounding possibility, a new possibility emerges: the fate of our entire universe may depend on these hidden cosmic twins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070604 +0000" stop="20260719074822 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will We Survive First Contact? - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mankind longs for proof that we are not alone in the universe, but the moment of first contact will certainly mean the end of the world as we know it. Whether that is a bad thing for humanity or the start of a great future is uncertain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064429 +0000" stop="20260719073505 +0000" channel="C1737.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Crash-Dive - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Fireflash has two mysterious disappearnces.  The third time, International Rescue volunteers to aide in the testing of the Fireflash crash.
But problems arise when communcations go out.  Will Scott's brothers come to his rescue?  And who is that dude that Gordon thought he saw?  What the shell is going on here?!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060703 +0000" stop="20260719062913 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Metal - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Brains and Alan are on a visit to the Supreme Hadron Collider when a satellite begins to fall straight towards them. They are rescued in the nick of time by the arrival of Virgil in Thunderbird 2. Examining the evidence, the team decide that the malfunction was caused by a gravity well instigated by the collider itself. Things get even stickier when a commercial jet is caught in the pull of the gravity well and is in imminent danger of crashing. Can International Rescue shut down the collider in time to save the plane and its passengers?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062913 +0000" stop="20260719065122 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Falling Skies - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Brains has invented a self-constructing luxury hotel which orbits around Earth. Unfortunately for its guests, the luxurious hotel in space begins to malfunction and the International Rescue team have to step in to avert a major disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065122 +0000" stop="20260719071322 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Relic - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Scott and Alan travel to the far side of the moon to rescue their father's best friend from a meteor shower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071322 +0000" stop="20260719073522 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakdown - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Virgil and Brains attempts to rescue a mining crew trapped inside a glacier, but the scientist in charge of the project refuses to leave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073522 +0000" stop="20260719075727 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heist Society - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Hood traps Lady Penelope and Parker inside an underwater hyper-loop train during a high stakes robbery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061017 +0000" stop="20260719063216 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat! / Love Doctors - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Big Dog is sleeping and Little Dog is in trouble.  A cat has wandered into the alley and has placed itself between the two dogs.  With Little Dog's dependence on Big Dog's ability to scare cats, he must find a way to wake Big Dog from the other side of the cat. / The dogs are hanging out with Kenny, who's in love with Buffy.  But Kenny is too nervous to talk to her, so the dogs talk to her for him.  But Little Dog misinterprets everything Buffy's says, leading Kenny on.  Soon, Buffy is playing with Kenny and the dogs, but only because she thinks the dogs belong to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063216 +0000" stop="20260719064021 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jerk - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The dogs are at the Grand Canyon trying to solve a puzzle.  Upon completion, Little Dog says the word 'jerk' should've been part of the solution.  His voice echoes across the valley, and the two misinterpret the echo as another dog insulting them.  The two then embark on a mission across the Grand Canyon to confront the 'other dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064021 +0000" stop="20260719064827 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Pelotas! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The dogs happen upon a Tennis Club, where they see many balls being batted back and forth.  Little Dog wants to get in and chew on them.  Upon getting in, the Little Dog is overwhelmed by how many there are laying about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064827 +0000" stop="20260719065634 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Post Office - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The dogs find themselves waiting in line at the post office.  But they soon realize that they didn't know what the post office was even for.  So the dogs spend the day waiting in line, signing up for the draft, and attacking mail carriers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065634 +0000" stop="20260719070439 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Dream - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The dogs awake to find a delivery of ice cream products before them.  Little Dog suspects that this is a dream come true, so they must be asleep.  Together, the two set out to wake themselves up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070439 +0000" stop="20260719071243 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Big Dog falls in love with a hamster in the window at the pet shop, so he and Little Dog go inside the store in search for the hamster which Big Dog wants. Once entering the store things just get worse when the dogs find out that Hollywood is the owner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071243 +0000" stop="20260719072049 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Out - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The dogs happen upon a huge bone that's being shipped to a museum.  When the bone is taken inside, the two dogs decide to wait for it to come back out.  But they wait so still, the movers think they're some exhibit and take them into the museum, too.  Once inside, the dogs decide to wait no longer and decide to 'go inside' after the bone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072049 +0000" stop="20260719072856 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spit Soup - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In a desperate attempt for food, the dogs climb up onto a 3D billboard advertising soup with a giant soup bowl.  Upon finding the soup bowl is empty (or as the Little Dog describes it, 'dry'), Big Dog begins to fill the bowl with spit.  But soon he dries out and Little Dog must find a way to rehydrate the Big Dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072856 +0000" stop="20260719073702 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When the dogs go to a new diner in hope of eating the good food served there, they find out that it opens the next day. Recalling the old saying "Time flys when you're having fun", they try to do fun things to pass the time in wait for the new restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073702 +0000" stop="20260719074509 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise and Fall of the Big Dog - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The dogs encounter a bum in front of the white house.  A fight ensues which results in the foreign ambassadors and Big Dog switching places.  While Big Dog is off attending a political party at the White House, Little Dog (who thinks the ambassador is Big Dog) tries to get his buddy to snap out of his 'amnesia'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074509 +0000" stop="20260719075316 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cookies, Ookies, Blookies - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The dogs want 'Fudgie Scout Cookies', but don't know how to go about getting them.  After close examination, the Little Dog comes to the conclusion that you need a door.  The dogs then find a house that is empty and has a door.  They then take on the challenge of both getting the girl to come to their door and then getting the door open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065001 +0000" stop="20260719074658 +0000" channel="C1847.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drunk Slut - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Worried about threats against them, Alex and Clay urge Jessica to testify about Bryce. Clay enlists Tony's help to find a potential witness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061333 +0000" stop="20260719065755 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The entire squad is embroiled in an intensely tragic school shooting with consequences that will profoundly impact all of their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065755 +0000" stop="20260719074144 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disorder - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the school shooting, the squad copes with the trauma as it affects them in ways they never expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061958 +0000" stop="20260719064104 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One About Dumb People Dying! - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064104 +0000" stop="20260719070222 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting A Rise From The Dead - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070222 +0000" stop="20260719072310 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072310 +0000" stop="20260719074359 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grave Errors - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060021 +0000" stop="20260719064355 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mentally Divergent - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The trail of a mysterious organization called the “Army of the 12 Monkeys” leads Cole to a mental institution in 2015, where a patient holds the key to the plague that destroys the world. Meanwhile, despite warnings that her involvement may disrupt the course of history, Dr. Railly risks her life to help him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064355 +0000" stop="20260719072727 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cassandra Complex - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cole's search for the location of the virus leads him to 2014, and to a devastating moment in Dr. Railly's life involving a dangerous outbreak in Haiti.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062733 +0000" stop="20260719070900 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain vs. Pleasure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Humans weigh pleasurable prizes against painful penalties as the hosts explore the many ways negative and positive elements shape our reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070900 +0000" stop="20260719074121 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Be Happy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The subjects pursue joy through crafts and catastrophes, partying and watching paint dry. Time flies when they’re having fun, except when it doesn't.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065511 +0000" stop="20260719075214 +0000" channel="C1966.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Struggling to come to terms with the traumatic events of the last 24 hours, the home secretary's bodyguard David Budd himself falls under suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061320 +0000" stop="20260719071107 +0000" channel="C1986.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazarus - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Sheila fights for custody and clashes with Sammi; Lip catches up on bills; Fiona is released; Frank begins to feel like himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065303 +0000" stop="20260719075324 +0000" channel="C2000.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Strike makes a breakthrough. Robin is offered a permanent job in HR but is reluctant to take it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060604 +0000" stop="20260719063033 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beautiful Sister Apprentices - S03E05</title>
    <desc>As Sango is repairing her damaged Hiraikotsu at her home village, she encounters two sisters who ask her to teach all she knows about demon slaying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063033 +0000" stop="20260719065501 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 50 Year-Old Curse of the Dark Priestess - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Naraku enlists the help of Tsubaki, a dark priestess with a fifty year grudge against Kikyo, to possess Kagome and use her to kill Inuyasha!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065501 +0000" stop="20260719071929 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kikyo and the Dark Priestess - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After a confrontation with Kikyo, Tsubaki goes off to face Inuyasha and the others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071929 +0000" stop="20260719074357 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tsubaki's Unrelenting Evil Spell - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kagome fights Tsubaki's curse from within herself as Inuyasha and the others continue to struggle against Tsubaki and her gaggle of demons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061638 +0000" stop="20260719064019 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Ikelos Familia) The King of Calamity - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It was supposed to be the dawning of a new era. But selfish, evil men only care about what they can take for themselves, leaving others to face the consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064019 +0000" stop="20260719070400 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Knossos) A Man-Made Labyrinth - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bell shouldn’t get involved. But the young adventurer has already decided otherwise. Little does he know that he’ll help Fels discover a secret even Uranus doesn’t know.</desc>
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    <title>(Dix Perdix) A Dream of Beasts - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Never underestimate the measures a fanatic will take to prove his worldview correct.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072742 +0000" stop="20260719075123 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Bell Cranel) The Fool - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Loki Familia are battle-hardened veterans used to fighting monsters. But this opponent is different...</desc>
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    <title>And The One She Chooses Is - S05E12</title>
    <desc>While Shido and Mio face each other and convey their feelings, Westcott activates his terrifying ritual. Can Shido and the others stop his plot from achieving fruition?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063113 +0000" stop="20260719065859 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April 10 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Beginning with the original spacequake 30 years ago, the ditzy Kotori and her brother Shido are introduced as modern day residents of Japan. For the opening ceremony, Kotori and Shido make a promise to meet at a diner later that day. As school ends for Shido, a spacequake alarm sounds throughout the city for the citizens to enter shelter areas immediately. After being unable to contact his sister, Shido uses her GPS to confirm that she is still within the city according to their promise. He leaves the shelter to find her and in doing so, is outside when the spacequake occurs thus meeting his first Spirit. After the battle between the Spirit and the AST, where Shido learns that Origami is a part of the AST, Shido finds himself among the group Ratatoskr on the airship Fraxinus learning about the Spirits, his sister and the organization she is a part of.</desc>
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    <title>Another Close Encounter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Shido is undergoing stage two of his training which is practical application upon real humans. First is his teacher who, with the assistance of Reine and Kotori, falls head over heels in obsessive love with him. Running away from her, he bumps into Origami. He uses her for practice but ends up unintentionally starting a relationship with her. A spacequake alarm occurs and the Princess Spirit is expected to appear at Raizen High School. With the students evacuated, Shido heads inside the demolished section of the school to confront the Princess. Shido makes a connection with the Princess and names her Tohka. The AST shows up and engages Tohka from long range with their rifles to drive Tohka out but Origami sees Tohka with Shido and assumes that Tohka is holding him hostage. Since Shido is now her boyfriend, enraged, Origami flies to engage Tohka in close combat. Tohka is lost during an explosion and Origami is taken away for minor hospitalization.</desc>
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    <title>For the Sky and the Sword - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shido and Tohka are on their date being overseen and supported by the Fraxinus crew. Tohka mistakingly assumes that each variety of food she is consuming at first is a "date". Not accustomed to a crowd, when the couple enter the shopping area she assumes that humanity is launching an all out attack on her. Origami observes them from the shadows while Shido and Tohka go from a high priced restaurant to south of the station where they enter an improvised shopping area. Tohka is able to indulge in the foods present to her desire but notices that Shido doesn't seem to be having fun. They move on to an arcade that is dominated by crane games which Tohka mistakingly assumes is the "mecha team's" secret base. In the course of playing for a prize that has caught Tohka's eye, Tohka inadvertantly voices her bond with Shido.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062249 +0000" stop="20260719064553 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Decision - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After renouncing ownership of both Death Notes, Light turns himself into L and is imprisoned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064553 +0000" stop="20260719070857 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Execution - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Getting nowhere fast, L thinks of a new plan to get Misa, Light, and Mr Yagami out of confinement. Meanwhile, Rem finds a new person to play as Kira.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070857 +0000" stop="20260719073201 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ally - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise among the Task Force as the Kira investigation continues with the close surveillance of the Yotsuba corporation. But when the Force finds that the police are no longer supporting the case, the members are forced to choose between keeping their jobs or resigning to continue searching for Kira.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073201 +0000" stop="20260719075504 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matsuda - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Matsuda makes the Kira investigation more difficult for the Task Force when he gets himself captured by the Yotsuba corporation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061903 +0000" stop="20260719064416 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beginning - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After Lucy is knocked out by Nana Kouta tends to her. She sleeps and relives her childhood in a dream, revealing many things about her. Meanwhile, Nana tells Mayu about Lucy and the diclonius and Arakawa is called in to work for Director Kakuzawa...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064416 +0000" stop="20260719070928 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reminiscence - S01E09</title>
    <desc>More of Lucy's past is revealed: Her meeting with Kouta, their friendship that will end in tragedy, and the reason why Lucy became the killer she is today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070928 +0000" stop="20260719073441 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Infant - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lucy and Nana start to fight, but Mayu stops them and Lucy turns back to Nyuu, hugging Kouta and telling him she likes him. Later, Kurama's past is revealed and so is more about the dicloniuses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073441 +0000" stop="20260719075953 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Complication - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Number 35, Mariko, is released and immediately kills the soldiers around her. The professors, who were prepared for this, set off one of the explosives inside her, destroying her arm. Later, they fly her to where Nyuu and Nana are. 

Meanwhile, Nana is enjoying living in the inn but Kouta tells her she needs to work as well. Things seem to be going as peaceful as it can get... but how long with the peace last?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061018 +0000" stop="20260719063446 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celestial Spirit King - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Continuing from the previous cliffhanger, Loki is found out to be celestial spirit. He's trapped on earth because he unintentionally killed his contract holder, a grand rule for celestial spirits. Lucy tried to save him, but will it work? The appearance of the Spirit King then brings more trouble!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063446 +0000" stop="20260719065913 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower of Heaven - S01E33</title>
    <desc>While on vacation at the Kingdom's best resort, Erza seems to be haunted by glimpses from her past. Erza and Happy are abducted and taken into the Tower of Heaven, to Jellal. Will Natsu and the gang be able to save them? What is the Tower of Heaven and what does it have to do with Erza's past?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065913 +0000" stop="20260719072341 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jellal - S01E34</title>
    <desc>It is the start of a big battle where Erza's past starts to unfold and the darkness of the tower of heaven and the R-system are revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072341 +0000" stop="20260719074808 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voice of Darkness - S01E35</title>
    <desc>This episode takes back to "why" Erza gained her mage skills and what happened to Jellal in the past</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061900 +0000" stop="20260719064336 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuyuki City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All the servants have been summoned and now it is a game of spy vs spy. Who will be the first to take the initiative in Fuyuki City?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064336 +0000" stop="20260719070725 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spearhead - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Saber and Lancer fight for supremacy. After some fierce and defensive fighting from both sides, Lancer's master allows Lancer to use his noble phantasms. Lancer's magic-canceling spear and cursed spear capable to causing unrecoverable wounds catch Saber by surprise. Meanwhile, Kiritsugu is keeping watch over the fight with Maiya. Kiritsugu finds Assassin watching over the battle as well, so he decides not to act rashly. From far away, Rider and his master Waver spot the battle between Saber and Lancer. Against his master's wishes, Rider rides his Gordius Wheel down to the harbor and interrupts the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070725 +0000" stop="20260719073108 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wicked Beast's Roar - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Rider suddenly appears just the battle with Lancer reaches its climax, much to Saber's consternation. Undeterred, Rider calls out to the many people observing the fight from within the shadows...but it seems he's not the only heroic spirit drawn in by the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073108 +0000" stop="20260719075543 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night of Schemes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A car screams down the moonlit streets of Fuyuki City, with a very happy-go-lucky Irisviel behind the wheel and a slightly unnerved Saber sitting next to her. The evening takes a bad turn when a mysterious shadow darts in front of them. The person claims to be Saber's loyal retainer, yet Saber has no memory of them...</desc>
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    <title>Brittle Bullet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Naota and Haruko Vs. Kamon and Canti in a battle with airsoft guns. As this deadly fight wages on, Kamon challenges Naota to a duel! The winner is left undetermined, as some of Naota's friends interrupt the duel and talk to him about how he saved the city from the satellite the other day. This causes the power to get to his head and he begins to act manly. This disgusts Mamimi and the others. To make matters worse, another Medical Mechanica comes out to threaten the city. Will Naota handle the situation as calmly as did the last time? Or, will his over-inflated ego get in the way?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063017 +0000" stop="20260719070111 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>FLCLimax - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ever since Naota's Medical Mechanica came out of his head and was destroyed, it has been looming over the factory, in the form of a giant hand, causing mist to enshroud the entire city. To make matters worse, Haruko and Canti are on the run from Amarao, who attempts to find the Terminal Core before they do. Naota once again runs into Amarao who offers some strange advice. Things soon go insane as Haruko is preparing for the final battle, in which Naota is expected to unknowingly play the lead role. Though in a city as normal as Mabase, it's really nothing new to Naota; or is it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070111 +0000" stop="20260719072344 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Re: Start - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hidomi’s Dream – white ash covers the entire ruins, behind which a row of humongous irons comes thundering after Hidomi who is now a zombie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719072344 +0000" stop="20260719074650 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freebie Honey - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Hidomi wakes up from yet another dream of her becoming a Zombie. At school, Raharu gives her a handout to bring over to Ide, who didn’t show up to class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060226 +0000" stop="20260719062620 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Ishbal - S01E39</title>
    <desc>As Ed, Al and Marta continue their journey to Ishbal, they discuss the history and events that led up to the Isbalan Civil War. Through Marta, the brothers learn the truth behind the conflict. Meanwhile, Archer arrives at Lior to quell the new civil war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062620 +0000" stop="20260719065014 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scar - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Ed confronts Scar in Lior and learns his objective for being in the city. When arguing against the plan doesn't work, Ed finds himself battling Scar yet again. In the midst of the battle, though, they are interrupted by Lust and Gluttony. After stopping them, they are again interrupted by two more people from Ed's past who persuade Ed to listen to Scar's story.

Meanwhile, Marta and Al are captured by Kimbley and taken back to Regional Headquarters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065014 +0000" stop="20260719071408 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holy Mother - S01E41</title>
    <desc>At the brink of another civil war, Scar justifies his intentions for Lior to Ed. However, after learning from Lyra what Scar intends to do to the Military, he sends an urgent message to Mustang to stay out of the city. Meanwhile, back at Regional Headquarters, Al ponders Martel's warning as the Military gets ready for battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071408 +0000" stop="20260719073802 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Name Is Unknown - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Al’s body has been transmuted into a bomb by Kimblee just before his death, and Scar, in a fit of compassion, prepares Al to be saved by turning him into the Philosopher’s Stone. Scar sacrifices his right arm, melding it with Al, and making Al a container waiting for the army’s invasion of the city. Ed manages to fight off the two homunculi and with Ryla and Rose, they escape, but Ed knows he has to go back, and returns to the city. Mustang, using information gathered by Armstrong in his mock service of Archer, goes down to Tucker’s research room to put a stop to the madness. They are beset by chimeras and though they have little trouble fighting them off, Archer gets away. Before anyone can stop him, he sends the army into Lior. There Scar sacrifices himself to transmute the army into Al’s body, making him the Philosopher’s Stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061748 +0000" stop="20260719064217 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flame of Vengeance - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Mustang's team has Mrs. Bradley interviewed on live radio. With the power of radio and the help of the Ishbalans, word of a supposed coup d'état spreads, giving the rebels support from the citizens, while Briggs launches an attack on Central HQ. Meanwhile, Roy manages to destroy the Mannequin Soldiers surrounding Ed's party by burning them to ash. May lures Envy into a trap in the upper levels, causing them both to fall below into the chamber with Ed's group. Envy reveals that he was the one who killed Hughes, infuriating Roy who seeks to get revenge. Ed's group moves onward as Roy fights Envy, but Ed gets concerned that Roy may end up being consumed by his own hatred. Envy is no match for Roy and flees for his life. Upon seeing Riza heading towards Roy for backup, Envy gets an idea. Roy later encounters Riza, who aims a gun at his back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064217 +0000" stop="20260719070647 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Inferno - S01E54</title>
    <desc>Riza sees through Envy's disguise as Roy and shoots him until the real Roy arrives and mercilessly incinerates the homunculus, reverting him back to his parasitic form. Before Roy can kill Envy, Ed, Riza, and Scar persuade him to let go of his anger and his need for revenge, for Amestris cannot be ruled by someone consumed with hatred. Envy becomes outraged by Roy's change of heart and rants about why everyone does not kill each other, trying to goad them into doing so by pointing out all of the terrible things they have done to each other. Ed determines that the reason Envy hates humans is because he is jealous of their capacity to continue living on, despite all the abuse they take. Humiliated and insulted by how Ed understands him, Envy commits suicide by tearing out and destroying his own Philosopher's Stone. Meanwhile, the Armstrong siblings begin to gain the upper hand in their battle against Sloth; Izumi arrives in Central, allied with Briggs soldiers, to participate in the coup; and Hohenheim confronts Father alone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070647 +0000" stop="20260719073116 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Adults' Way of Life - S01E55</title>
    <desc>The Armstrong siblings' and the Central forces' battle against Sloth rages on until Izumi appears and effortlessly pummels the homunculus, who is tossed and impaled on a spike by Alex and Sig, finally killing him. The Armstrongs and Curtises continue on around Central Command to wipe out the remaining mannequin soldiers, with Hohenheim and Father battling underground. With a majority of Central command captured, the Briggs forces are seemingly victorious until when King Bradley suddenly reappears, alive and unharmed, to overturn the coup and retake control of the country.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073116 +0000" stop="20260719075546 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Führer - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Hohenheim, who had managed to converse with all the souls within his Philosopher's Stone, had infused the souls into Father's body to destroy it from the inside. However, Father shows his true form and is able to survive outside of his container. Meanwhile, Bradley begins his attack on Central HQ and single-handedly takes on the resisting forces, as well as destroying Buccaneer's arm. As he reaches the main gate, he finds himself against Greed, and Bradley reveals his hidden Ultimate Eye to fight him. Buccaneer allows himself to be stabbed in order to take away Bradley's sword, though Bradley soon arms himself with daggers. Meanwhile, Falman and the remaining Briggs soldiers try to fend off the Central army, and Fu later arrives to assist Greed in facing Bradley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062205 +0000" stop="20260719064627 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Go, This Is the Final Battle - S01E23</title>
    <desc>One week after preventing the moon's collision the Great Gurren Brigade have a conference to discuss what actions they must take, to ensure humanity's survival. Meanwhile, the depressed Rossiu returns to his old underground village, to think things through. That is when he ends up meeting the old village chief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064627 +0000" stop="20260719071048 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Never Forget This Minute, This Second - S01E24</title>
    <desc>In order to save the woman Simon loves and the Earth in which his friends resides; the "Super Galactic Great Gurren" was launched, with the Great Gurren Brigade onboard. Guided by Simon and Nia's feelings for each other, the Great Gurren Brigade break through dimensions in search for the Anti-Spirals' homeworld. What can they expect once they arrive to this unknown world?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071048 +0000" stop="20260719073510 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Accept Your Last Wish - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Having just lost so many comrades to protect the "Super Galactic Great Gurren", they now find themselves trapped in an ocean of despair. The Great Gurren Brigade struggles to escape from the Death Spiral Field created by the Anti-Spirals, without success. Leeron and the Lord Genome system work together to come up with a way out but who will volunteer for this recklessly suicidal plan?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073510 +0000" stop="20260719075932 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Go, Buddy - S01E26</title>
    <desc>With the sacrifice of one of their important comrades, the Super Galactic Great Gurren is finally able to transform into the "Super Galactic Great Gurren Lagann". Now they stand a fighting chance against the Anti-Spirals. However the enemy then creates an "Alternate Space Labyrinth", to use their own memories and desires against them but an old friend appears to help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061831 +0000" stop="20260719064525 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Disquieting Premonition! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Issei is back with Rias and Asia living in his house, and Kiba starts acting weird when he sees a picture of a holy sword at Issei's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064525 +0000" stop="20260719071219 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Holy Sword is Here! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Issei gets another warning about the white dragon, and church followers bearing Holy Swords pay a visit to the devils.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071219 +0000" stop="20260719073912 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Destroy the Holy Sword! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Issei and Kiba fight Xenovia and Irina, and Issei tries to deal with the consequences of their fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060458 +0000" stop="20260719063012 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DEAD Night &amp; the DEAD Ruck - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Takashi sets out to rescue a little girl but is quickly surrounded by the living dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063012 +0000" stop="20260719065526 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The DEAD Way Home - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After crossing the river, the group attempts to find their families.</desc>
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    <title>The Sword and DEAD - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Saeko and Takashi find a new vehicle to evade the horde of undead in between them and Saya's home.</desc>
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    <title>The DEAD's House Rules - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tension rises at Saya's house and the group contemplates their future.</desc>
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    <title>Coin X Reunion X Change of Clothes - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Canary and Gon's group arrive at the Butlers' Quarters and are greeted by Gotoh, Zoldyck family manager. He plays a game with the group, with seemingly deadly stakes. It turns out this was just to entertain them until Killua arrives. He does, and they all leave. At the airport, the group splits up but they all agree to meet in six months in Yorknew City.</desc>
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    <title>Sky X Tournament X Fighter Participation - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua decide to fight professionally in order to train and make money. They go to the 251-story Heavens Arena, where every 10 floor increase represents more difficult opponents. Gon's power has increased dramatically from training on Zoldyck grounds, and he sends his opponent flying. Killua faces Zushi, another child who is competing, and Killua senses he can use a technique similar to Illumi's. Killua vows to meet Zushi on the top floor to learn more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070932 +0000" stop="20260719073317 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nen X Nen X Ren - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Killua and Gon learn about Nen from Wing, Zushi's teacher. Nen involves using your body's aura while fighting. On their way to register for the fights on the 200th floor, they're stopped by Hisoka. He doesn't think they're ready to fight at a high level. He uses his Nen to block them, and they have 3 hours to learn enough Nen to get past him, or Killua can never fight in Heavens Arena again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073317 +0000" stop="20260719075702 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Technique X Registration X Combat Begins - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua are able to make it past Hisoka's Ren and enter the fights on the 200th floor of Heavens Arena. Gon immediately wants to test his new powers and fights against a man who uses his Nen and toy taps as weapons. He initially beats up Gon, but Gon learns to use his Zetsu to sense the tops and avoid them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061509 +0000" stop="20260719064005 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of Summer - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Takumi and the gang go to the water park with Mako and Sayuki. Iketani can't get his mind off Mako, but when he learns more about her he gets depressed and wonders if he is worthy of her company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064005 +0000" stop="20260719070501 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Challenge from a Superstar - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Ryosuke has now issued a challenge to the Eight-Six's driver, but for some reason Takumi has been acting more spaced out than usual. Itsuki and Iketani are worried, believing that their friend may be suffering from lovesickness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070501 +0000" stop="20260719072957 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fierce Uphill Battle! - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After both losing to the newly famed Eight-Six, Keisuke Takahashi of the RedSuns and Takeshi Nakazato of the NightKids are competing against each other for position of which is the most skilled team in Gunma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072957 +0000" stop="20260719075454 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rainy Downhill - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Another RedSuns member issues a challenge to the Eight-Six, but this time in the rain on Mount Myogi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060953 +0000" stop="20260719063224 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell Me How You Feel - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Ryuko reunites with Senketsu and fights against Nui, recovering both Scissor Blades and using them to destroy Nui's arms. Nui is rescued by Ragyo's secretary Rei Hououmaru, while the Elite Four and Nudist Beach take advantage of the Covers used for her escape to recover their allies and Life Fibers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063224 +0000" stop="20260719065549 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imitation Gold - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Ryuko and Satsuki arrive at the original Life Fiber to confront Ragyo, who now wields her own set of blades which prove resilient to their weapons. As the original Life Fiber turns it attack towards the ship, the Elite Four don new Goku Uniforms to assist Mako.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065549 +0000" stop="20260719072005 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past the Infinite Darkness - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Ragyo uses her Shinra-Koketsu's Absolute Domination ability to negate the effects of everyone's Kamui and Goku Uniforms before reviving the original Life Fiber. Ragyo attempts to fuse everyone into the original Life Fiber, but Senketsu, who is immune to Ragyo's ability as he, like Ryuko, is neither human nor clothing, manages to knock Rei out of Shinra-Koketsu, negating its Absolute Domination ability and restoring everyone's power. This allows the Elite Four and Nudist Beach to destroy the satellite uplink while Ryuko and Satsuki deal a critical blow to Ragyo. However, Nui fuses herself with the original Life Fiber and combines with Ragyo, allowing her to launch into space so she can activate the satellite directly, where she begins her plan to convert the world into a Life Fiber coccoon. After promising to go on a date with Mako when she returns, Ryuko absorbs the combined power of Senketsu, Junketsu, and the Goku Uniforms to form Senketsu Kisaragi, launching into space and fight Ragyo, willingly taking her attacks to provide Senketsu with the power needed to absorb Ragyo's Absolute Domination ability and eliminate all of the Life Fibers, allowing humans to be humans. After Ragyo ends her own life, Senketsu uses the last of his strength and sacrifices himself to return Ryuko safely to Earth, where she reunites with her friends and family. With the world now free to wear what clothes they want, Ryuko goes on her date with Mako and Satsuki, keeping the memory of Senketsu in her heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072005 +0000" stop="20260719074724 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Once Again - S00E01</title>
    <desc>An unaired episode included in the 9th BD/DVD release.

Peace has returned to Honnouji Academy at last, and now that it has served its original purpose, the unique high school is set to be shut down within a month. However, there is still one final event that must take place: the graduation ceremony. As each member of the student council prepares to leave their past selves behind to focus on what they would like to do in the future, Satsuki Kiryuuin struggles to find her own path, having lost her resolve after finally achieving victory.

But just before she is to give her speech to the student body, the ceremony is disrupted by mysterious beings that are identical to the student council members. As Ryuuko Matoi and the Elite Four prepare for battle once more, they quickly discover that the one pulling the strings is an old enemy who has returned to take revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061303 +0000" stop="20260719063835 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Invitation from Eastal - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Free Cities of Eastel are the first to notice the founding of the Round Table. They send a messenger to Akihabara and invite Shiroe and Crusty to their conference. What are the nobles planning at their ice-covered palace? Meanwhile, Minori and Touya and the other new playesr are going on a camping trip at the beach to learn to fight. Marielle forgets her role as leader (?) and enjoys the salt air fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063835 +0000" stop="20260719070423 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forest of Lagranda - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The young players travel the Xantleaf peninsula at the camp. Minori, Touya and Serara meet up with new players Isuzu the bard and Rundel Haus the sorcerer. They head into the "La Granda Forest" dungeon, where skeletons await them. The easily-spooked Serara, the strong-willed Touya, and the proud Rundel Haus... will the five of them be able to work together in their first party fight?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070423 +0000" stop="20260719072955 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shield and Freedom - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Shiroe, Crusty, and Michitaka are invited to the palace by the Free Cities of Eastel. The nobles of the land invite the three of them to various meetings and seem to be trying to find out more about Akihabara and the Round Table. Crusty is attracted to the daughter of Duke Cowen, who is noble, beautiful, but seems somehow lazy...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072955 +0000" stop="20260719075527 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World Fraction - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Shiroe and Akatsuki are invited to the room of the mysterious mage Reagan. Shiroe is shocked at the revelations he offers about the world of Elder Tale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060955 +0000" stop="20260719063218 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Berbils - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Ro-Bear Berbils are a friendly group of robot bears that live on Third Earth. Lion-O and Snarf don't know this, and end up getting caught in a Ro-Bear trap. The Berbils free them however, and they form an alliance. Mumm-ra attacks the Berbil village, but the Thundercats save it. In return, the Ro-Bears help the Thundercats to build Cats' Lair, a new base for the Thundercats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063218 +0000" stop="20260719065440 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slaves of Castle Plun-Darr - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The homeless Mutants also make plans to build their home. They enslave a primitive race of beings called Brute-Men to do their work for them. The Thundercats go to Castle Plunn-Darr to free the Brute-Men from the Mutants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065440 +0000" stop="20260719071703 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pumm-Ra - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Mumm-Ra uses his shapeshifting abilities to pass himself off as a Thunderian so he can stage the "rescue" of Cheetara and infiltrate Cats' Lair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071703 +0000" stop="20260719073926 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Terror of Hammerhand - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Snarf and a young unicorn are captured by the pirate Hammerhand and his crew of Berserkers, Lion-O goes to rescue them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062753 +0000" stop="20260719065431 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. Chairface Chippendale - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Tick, American Maid, and Arthur go undercover as caterers to infiltrate Chairface Chippendale's party. Chippendale has gathered the City's criminal underworld to witness his latest scheme - employing Professor Chromedome to inscribe Chairface's name on the Moon! The Tick blows their cover but the trio escapes Chippendale's death trap and manages to stop him before he can carve more than the first three letters of his name on the Moon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065431 +0000" stop="20260719072212 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. Dinosaur Neil - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Tick and Arthur go on a trip to a field park about dinosaurs. There they meet Dinosaur Neil, a scientist who shows the two that he has a real dinosaur cell, but it would grow if it isn't kept in a special substance. Neil accidently eats the cell and slowly turns into a half-man, half-dinosaur monster. Arthur realizes the ""special"" substance was merely aspirin, so he gets The Tick to feed a giant aspirin to the man-beast, turning him back into a human. In the end, Neil starts talking to and dating Arthur's sister, Dot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072212 +0000" stop="20260719074921 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. Mr. Mental - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Tick's mind is taken over by an evil mind controller, Mr. Mental. (Yes, the Tick actually does have a mind). Mr. Mental uses the Tick to get a machine that will increase his mind abilities even more.  It's up to Arthur and his other superhero friends to break the Tick out of Mr. Mental's control</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063928 +0000" stop="20260719072613 +0000" channel="C2299.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An incident in Carole's past casts her in a suspicious light, and while she maintains her innocence, Joe is all too happy to point the finger at her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061130 +0000" stop="20260719063303 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Keeper - S04E30</title>
    <desc>With Eddie's brother, Charlie, and his new boyfriend, Terence, coming to visit, Eddie isn't exactly looking forward to a weekend of wine-tasting and antiquing. Much to Eddie's surprise, though, he hits it off with Terence as they both opt to watch football over participating in the planned weekend activities. When Charlie breaks up with Terence, Joy sides with Charlie and ends up questioning her relationship with Eddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063303 +0000" stop="20260719065420 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work Wife - S04E31</title>
    <desc>When Joy loses her job at Eddie's school, she accepts a position as Stephen's (guest star Nealon) executive assistant. The new gig leaves her miserable, leading Eddie and Mr. White (guest star Mull) to scheme a way to get Joy her old job back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065420 +0000" stop="20260719071526 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Steps - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Joy goes overboard planning for Ally's baby shower and becomes obsessed with baby gifts. Meanwhile, Mr. White (guest star Mull) has difficulty giving Ally and Doug their shower gift, and Dr. Bialik invites her "Blossom" castmates to participate in a therapy session for Doug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071526 +0000" stop="20260719073654 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Go - S04E33</title>
    <desc>When Whitey decides to throw a surprise party for his 93-year-old grumpy uncle, his party guests are surprised to discover that Whitey is a hoarder and his house is overflowing with junk. Meanwhile, Eddie is in a rush to get to the party but Joy, Doug and Ally all take their time getting ready to go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073654 +0000" stop="20260719075831 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Eddie's book finally gets published, but on the day of his book signing, Ally goes into labor and everyone shows up to welcome the new addition to the family. Meanwhile, Eddie gives Doug fatherhood tips, and Ally apologizes to Joy for being a terrible daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060812 +0000" stop="20260719061947 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cinco Insurance advertises their "Balls Insurance" plan. Eric sends Tim an ornamental hot dog after finding out he is dying of "Limp Lip." Dr. Steve Brule celebrates 10 years in broadcasting. Eric looks for his Chippy. Pierre teaches children how to dance and scolds them for allegedly possessing rotten meat. Tim and Eric try to write a jingle for Rolos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061947 +0000" stop="20260719063045 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tim learns a new magic trick that runs him into some problems. “Kid Break” shows children that it’s okay to sit down while you pee. Tairy Greene teaches new Gravy Robber employees the best gravy robbing techniques. Tim draws free portraits on Hollywood Blvd. And Jaime Stevens returns home from his summer abroad with newfound powers in “Kitty Cat Man”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063045 +0000" stop="20260719064214 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sitcom - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Steve and Mike Mahanahan advertise their child clowns and child clown shoes. David Liebe Hart and his puppet Jason sing about the Korendians and meeting in the light. Tim and Eric give a seminar on how to build a successful sitcom writing career. And Tim and Eric's assistant, Simon, presents them various numbered elderly ladies in "Here She Comes."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064214 +0000" stop="20260719065347 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chunky - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A keytar group plays a song about sports. Carol's secret love for her mean boss finally reaches a boiling point. The new Cinco toy, "T'ird", is advertised. Danny Mothers interviews Glen Tennis about his second film "Crystal Shyps". Vernon does some ventriloquism with his potty mouthed dummy, Horsy, with Richard Dunn on the drums. And Eric pulls a prank on Tim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065347 +0000" stop="20260719070454 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slop - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Success. Tim and Eric’s replacements host the show. The Beaver Boys go clubbing, try to pick up some ladies, and enjoy some good shrimp and white wine. David Liebe Hart returns with a new puppet and a new song about staying in school. Tragg shows his viewers how to make some of his famous slop on his cooking show “Tragg’s Trough”. “Kid Break” returns with a rap about wearing your dad’s dirty socks. And surplus media distributor Ken Tulley advertises his series of “Fitness Can Be E-Z” tapes and throws in some great deals along with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070454 +0000" stop="20260719071631 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abstinence - S01E07</title>
    <desc>We get a glimpse of Pall Willeaux’s dreams as he advertises his “Lazy Horse” mattresses. Tim &amp; Eric replace their crew with elderly men. Tim and Eric beatbox. David Cross sings a song about abstinence to Abbey Brooks in the porno film “Pizza Boy”. The Channel 5 Married News Team gives live coverage of the “No Sex Hot Dog Parade” as part of “No Sex Week”. Maria Bamford talks about skin care and her abusive mother on her show “The New You”. And Eric has some trouble with the computers at the “Cinco Personal Banking Center”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071631 +0000" stop="20260719072819 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S01E08</title>
    <desc>“Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” celebrates its 50th anniversary hosted by Pat Dudley, but Tim and Eric haven't spoken to each other since an unfortunate stairway incident. Pierre teaches children how to meditate and asks for their dads' email address. Bob Odenkirk advertises "E-Z Kreme", an all-natural diarrhea inducer. Richard Dunn plays an improv game with himself on the show “Dunn-Prov”. And Cinco advertises their handy “MIDI Organizer Filing System”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072819 +0000" stop="20260719073944 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hamburger - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Tim and Eric are late in delivering the episode to the Network and must rely on Hamburger Taxi to get the tape there on time. Dr. Steve Brule helps out the Married News Team with a special report on stomach and digestion problems. Tim makes a call to a music store about his uke’ that keeps falling on his computer. Two men get in a fight over a car crash and settle it with a dance-off using their pygmy Tim and Eric dancers. A kid searches for his Chippy in a claw vending machine. And Michael Q. Schmidt performs his new "Raise My Roof" dance to win the "Uncle Muscles Grand Championship" dance-off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073944 +0000" stop="20260719075052 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Uncle Muscles Hour is disrupted when Casey wanders off and Casey’s brother is forced to adapt to life without him. Dr. Steve Brule teaches us about modern fashion, resulting in some tension between Jan and Wayne Skylar. Eric talks about his collection of Rascals on "Nights with Tim Heidecker". And the new Cinco product, "B'ougar", turns your imaginary fears into real ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060800 +0000" stop="20260719061917 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baklava - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a badly needed bonus, Barry struggles to make piano sales and Mr. Crown becomes fixated on a new dessert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061917 +0000" stop="20260719063033 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duke - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Maureen and Bryan's marriage is tested when The Duke enters the picture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063033 +0000" stop="20260719064221 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mr. Dimler escapes the institution for one last encounter with Scotty and is disappointed with the results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064221 +0000" stop="20260719065337 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demotion - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Will is assigned a sleep therapist to help him stay alert on the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065337 +0000" stop="20260719070452 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squat - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Forrest takes a gym up on their offer for a free workout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070452 +0000" stop="20260719072621 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butter - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Belle and Bonnie, owners of the Butter Barn, fall for the charm of an eccentric billionaire and lose their prized boy, Mongo in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072621 +0000" stop="20260719073743 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hole - S01E01</title>
    <desc>New to the neighborhood IT guy Dennis Murphy and family clash with the next door's Fish-obssessed, bully Brenner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073743 +0000" stop="20260719074904 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dr. Stork draws attention with his successful toe clipping practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074904 +0000" stop="20260719080020 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom Boys - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys live in a public bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060438 +0000" stop="20260719062716 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumble in the Jungle - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Timon and Pumbaa have a bitter argument, and Rafiki tries to make them resolve their differences. When nothing works, Rafiki finally tells them to fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062716 +0000" stop="20260719064956 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wide Awake in Wonderland - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The insomniac Pumbaa makes Timon read him warthog/meerkat versions of The Ant and the Grasshopper and Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Timon dislikes every story he reads, so he makes one up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064956 +0000" stop="20260719071236 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zazu's Off-by-One Day - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Zazu gets fired from his job after he forgets to count one single animal on his (nearly) complete list of animals. He sets out in a quest to find out which animal he forgot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071236 +0000" stop="20260719073513 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal Barn - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Pumbaa competes with the titleholder to win the Mr. Pig contest. Pumbaa is continuously beaten in the individual competitions, so Timon secretly cheats to make Pumbaa win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073513 +0000" stop="20260719075750 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roach Hotel - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Timon and Pumbaa are hired to remove two cockroaches from "the cleanest hotel in the world" but are instructed to keep the hotel spotless while doing so if they wish to eat the cockroaches afterwards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061330 +0000" stop="20260719063509 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pollution Solution - S01E57</title>
    <desc>The Good Fairy Babs hosts today's show, but is faced with garbage and pollution. She tries to use her magic, but Buster tells her that magic won't solve this one, and gives her a trash bag. As they spend the episode cleaning up Acme Acres, Babs presents three shorts about the environment. No Deposit No Return of the Trash Bad Dispenser: Plucky is enjoying a nice dip in his pond when he is pelted by cans thrown by Elmyra. He then turns into the Trash Bag Dispenser and teaches her a thing of two about how to recycle, if she can only keep her hands off him long enough.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063509 +0000" stop="20260719065655 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Asked for It Again - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Buster and Babs put together another viewer request show, and an ant keeps pestering them about showing an ant cartoon. Buster's Guide to Goofing Off: Buster gives us steps on how to goof off when there's work to be done. He learns it the hard way when he does his project at the last minute, and blows up the science fair gallery. Buster wins a prize for the first project needed to be done over and the gang is mad at him for ruining their projects with his volcano.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065655 +0000" stop="20260719071843 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave Tales of Real Rabbits - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Babs hosts a humorous parody of the famous ""Masterpiece Theatre"" when she tells of the famous rabbits in history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071843 +0000" stop="20260719074029 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Sweetie It Is - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Buster and Babs get ready to host another show, until Sweetie tells them that she wants an episode of her own too. Egged-On Eagle: The stork brings the American Bald Eagle an egg, but the Bald Eagle is not married and has to deal with being a single parent. The egg hatches, out pops Sweetie, and they instantly clash on their methods of doing things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063228 +0000" stop="20260719072444 +0000" channel="C2305.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Purple Rain - S03E13</title>
    <desc>With Gotham once again at the mercy of Crane’s terror, it’s all hands on deck for the Titans as they infiltrate Wayne Manor and harness an ancient power that transcends life and death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063247 +0000" stop="20260719071351 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Gold - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Using Max's daughter as bait, Jack and Harry convince Max to meet face to face. Stranded in the jungle, Marcus stumbles across a prisoner camp. Greer visits Gloria hoping to draw a connection between Reyes and her missing husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071351 +0000" stop="20260719075400 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Persona Non Grata - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Reyes accuses the U.S. of tampering with the election. The U.S. Embassy is evacuated. Jack, Greer and Mike November must decide whether to follow orders or go off the grid. Reyes' men pursue Matice and the American soldiers in the jungle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062813 +0000" stop="20260719071112 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Cars - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Tanner, Rutledge and Adam create versions of their favorite Hollywood cars and then pit them against each other to see whose is best. Tanner and Rutledge race a horse and two Mustangs through the Utah desert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071112 +0000" stop="20260719075510 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Rigs - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rutledge, Adam and Tanner decide that driving Big Rigs can't be as difficult as everyone says, and to prove it, set themselves the challenge of delivering tons of precious (and explosive) cargo across Michigan after only a few hours practice. What could possibly go wrong?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060815 +0000" stop="20260719063706 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>19th May 1983 - S20E20</title>
    <desc>Presenters: Simon Bates &amp; Gary Davies

Playlist:
(27) D Train – Music
(3) New Edition – Candy Girl (video)
(34) David Grant – Stop &amp; Go
(10) Blancmange – Blind Vision (video)
(5) The Beat – Can’t Get Used To Losing You
(12) Wham! – Bad Boys (video)
(38) JoBoxers – Just Got Lucky
(20) Yazoo – Nobody’s Diary
(7) The Fun Boy Three – Our Lips Are Sealed
(1) Spandau Ballet – True (video/credits)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063706 +0000" stop="20260719070655 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>21st May 1987 - S24E21</title>
    <desc>Presenters: Simon Bates &amp; Peter Powell

Playlist:
(6) Marillion – Incommunicado
(14) Wet Wet Wet – Wishing I Was Lucky
(11) Cameo – Back &amp; Forth
(10) Whitney Houston – I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
(1) Starship – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now (video)
(9) Fleetwood Mac – Big Love (video/credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070655 +0000" stop="20260719073619 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>22nd September 1994 - S31E38</title>
    <desc>Presenter: Bruno Brookes

Playlist:
(2) Corona – The Rhythm Of The Night
(15) Michelle Gayle – Sweetness
(NEW) Elton John – Circle Of Life (video) (and charts)
(18) Suede – We Are The Pigs
(40) Naomi Campbell – Love And Tears
(11) Cyndi Lauper – Hey Now (Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)
(5) Bon Jovi – Always (via satellite)
(12) Lisa Loeb &amp; Nine Stories – Stay (I Missed You)
(1) Whigfield – Saturday Night
(TOTP2) Bay City Rollers – I Only Wanna Be With You (clip of TOTP 23-9-76) (and credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060930 +0000" stop="20260719065320 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild, Wild West - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Targets fly in an extreme shooting gallery; halfway through the competition a rule change forces contestants to start evaluating their own teammates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065320 +0000" stop="20260719073700 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick Shot Showdown - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The contestants face off at legendary trick shots including shooting backwards with a mirror, hammering nails into a board with bullets and throwing multiple targets in the air to shoot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064343 +0000" stop="20260719073110 +0000" channel="C2311.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The mysterious Captain John Hart is determined to wreak havoc. But with Gwen's life in danger, whose side is Jack on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061428 +0000" stop="20260719063529 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Season 8 - S08E30</title>
    <desc>A sea lion finds its way into a fishing net, Daniel reflects on 2016, and some overzealous Tosh.0 fans get blocked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063529 +0000" stop="20260719065645 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nut Shot Zach - S09E01</title>
    <desc>A man busts his own balls, Tosh.0 fans troll a Comedy Central executive, and Daniel demonstrates what nine years of stealing office supplies can get you.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065645 +0000" stop="20260719071730 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drone Wife Cheat - S09E02</title>
    <desc>A dog trots out its prettiest outfit, a man takes the high-tech route while tailing his wife, and Daniel gets in a question at a White House press briefing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071730 +0000" stop="20260719073831 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Film Critic - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Dinner theater turns avant-garde, Daniel talks movies with a critic who can't see, and a roof jumper suffers a major setback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073831 +0000" stop="20260719075931 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spiritual Tasha Mama - S09E04</title>
    <desc>A communications director gets a little too handsy, YouTube's most prominent breastfeeder bares her soul, and an Alabama driver goes off-road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062523 +0000" stop="20260719072358 +0000" channel="C2313.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fisherman - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Andy Giles returns to the fishing community in Sierra Leone whose survival was threatened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060545 +0000" stop="20260719063247 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Stable Fucking Environment - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Ricky tries to keep his family together despite not being allowed back in the park, while Julian and Bubbles try to get business going again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063247 +0000" stop="20260719065724 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anointed in Liquor - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Julian hatches a plan to secure a place to live while Ricky and his family struggle with their new life in the barn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065724 +0000" stop="20260719072417 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Green: Industrial Cock Inhaler - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Julian and his crew have a motel auction while Ricky must track down a list full of baby items to keep his family together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072417 +0000" stop="20260719074807 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Motel Can't Live at the Motel - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Ricky brings his grandson home to the motel, but it doesn't go as planned, and Julian implements the first stage in his bid to get Sunnyvale back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062048 +0000" stop="20260719064259 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kremzeek! - S02E46</title>
    <desc>A creature made out of energy, Kremzeek, gets made and causes trouble for the Autobots, Decepticons and Japan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064259 +0000" stop="20260719070510 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Starscream's Brigade - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Failing to topple Megatron, an exiled Starscream plans his revenge. He uses World War II era machines and five personality components to create the Combaticons, which prove very powerful in their Bruticus form.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070510 +0000" stop="20260719072723 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Revenge of Bruticus - S02E48</title>
    <desc>The Combaticons tamper with the space bridge, purposely sending Earth toward the sun in hopes of destroying their enemies. As the Protectobots help out humans in danger, the Autobots and Decepticons race to defeat Bruticus and save Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072723 +0000" stop="20260719074947 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.O.T. - S02E49</title>
    <desc>During a battle, the Protectobots finish off the Combaticons, with the exception of Swindle. Megatron orders Swindle to reconstruct his destroyed comrades or else a bomb in his head will go off, destroying him. As Swindle works to complete this task in time, three students get a hold of Brawl's personality component and use it for their science project, B.O.T., with disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060904 +0000" stop="20260719063106 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Factor - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After being granted a new start in his life, the ever stone-faced Silas begins to see the world in a new light and makes an out-of-character decision to go to Megatron in the hopes that he will be allowed to join the ranks of Decepticon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063106 +0000" stop="20260719065309 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Now that the location of the relics have been exposed by Orion Pax, the race is on to find the next one. New recruit Smokescreen and Jack are on the job with the Autobots looking to cut down Megatron before the beats them to it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065309 +0000" stop="20260719071510 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alpha/Omega - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The Autobots find out about the Omega Keys and their secret. Meanwhile, Megatron attempts to control the power of the Primes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071510 +0000" stop="20260719073720 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Knocks - S02E22</title>
    <desc>As the race for the Omega Keys grows more desperate, Knock Out harnesses the power of sound, and Starscream the power of hyper-speed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073720 +0000" stop="20260719075928 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Job - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When the Decepticons take him captive, Smokescreen learns of the location of the final Omega Key - and attempts to retrieve all of the other stolen keys from Megatron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060120 +0000" stop="20260719062401 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Bot Time - S01E25</title>
    <desc>When Doc Greene's experiment with a time machine goes awry, the Bots end up being captured by an old nemesis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062401 +0000" stop="20260719064531 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bot to the Future - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When the Bots return home, they find that Doctor Morocco is in command of Griffin Rock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064531 +0000" stop="20260719070701 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Trip - S02E01</title>
    <desc>With the Rescue Bots' secret now known to Frankie and Doc, Cody has to deal with a new family dynamic as well as an unpredictable teleportation device.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070701 +0000" stop="20260719072829 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Forest - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Frankie's contest entry not only threatens her friendship with Cody and the Bots, but the safety of the entire island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072829 +0000" stop="20260719074958 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One For The Ages - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Experimental technology turns Cody into a grown-up, affecting his standing in the family and on the rescue team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061650 +0000" stop="20260719064535 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flicky-Flicky Thump-Thump - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Josh has a pool party for his new band, but he and his siblings are caught off-guard when Maura and Shelly arrive together; Ali reconnects with an old friend; Sarah finds her past catching up with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064535 +0000" stop="20260719071248 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New World Coming - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Josh and Raquel ask Colton to move in; Maura and Ali meet a feminist scholar—and Maura's former nemesis—at UCLA; Sarah launches a sexual fantasy life with a domineering figure from her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071248 +0000" stop="20260719074106 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cherry Blossoms - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Josh's bonding with Colton comes at a price; Sarah feels more like an outsider than ever following a disastrous school gala; a visit to Grandma Rose leaves Ali and Syd with questions; Maura searches for autonomy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062226 +0000" stop="20260719064558 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roaming Fees May Apply - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The heroes go on a dangerous quest in search of the first Triumbric Stone; Angor Rot creates a charm that links Barbara and Strickler's fates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064558 +0000" stop="20260719070931 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blinky's Day Out - S01E17</title>
    <desc>An unrecognizable Blinky experiences the highs and lows of being a human; Angor Rot marks Jim for a fate that is worse than death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070931 +0000" stop="20260719073303 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shattered King - S01E18</title>
    <desc>As the heroes look for the second Triumbric Stone, they wind up in unfamiliar marshlands. Claire wants Jim to be her dance partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073303 +0000" stop="20260719075620 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airheads - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Toby and Claire are constantly fighting because Claire got the Shadow Staff and Toby feels slighted. Toby and Claire tackle a Trollhunter task so Jim can win a Spring King challenge. In the process, they master new weapons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060743 +0000" stop="20260719062938 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunker Break-In / To Catch a Critter - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Branch and Poppy get creative for a gripping game of capture the flag. / Smidge scrambles to save an ultra-sweet picnic with Milton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062938 +0000" stop="20260719065219 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CJ's Wooferbug / What Did I Miss? - S08E09</title>
    <desc>DJ Suki and Poppy prepare for CJ's Birthday with no help from a stubborn wooferbug. / Poppy shares a scrapbook of the day's events with King Peppy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065219 +0000" stop="20260719071500 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tall Tail / BFFF - S08E11</title>
    <desc>A fondue mishap lands Creek in hot water with Branch. / The Trolls team up to build a time capsule for Trolls of the future. But what will go inside?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071500 +0000" stop="20260719073655 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Switcher-Ruby / Bye Bye Bunker - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Magic and mayhem collide when Poppy and Branch make a switch with a special gem stone. / Branch throws a party in his bunker … for better or worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073655 +0000" stop="20260719075851 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Bergen-ing / Laugh-Out Cloud - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Poppy invites the Bergens to a party, much to the trolls' horror. / Cloud Guy offers to end a drought -- if Branch will be his best buddy for a day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062713 +0000" stop="20260719072302 +0000" channel="C2322.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep This Party Going - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Sookie is forced to babysits Jessica, as well as the romantic inconveniences the teen vampire's presence creates. At the Light of Day leadership conference, Jason makes an impression on its ambitious leaders, Steve and Sarah Newlin. While one of his fellow campers, Amanda Jane with her band, the God Rockets, livens the spirits at camp with their hit single, Jesus Asked Me Out Today. Maryann casts her spell on Merlotte's patrons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060211 +0000" stop="20260719065931 +0000" channel="C2323.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Country - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Following up on new leads, Wayne and Roland track down a man who left the police force in the midst of the Purcell investigation. Meanwhile, Amelia visits Lucy Purcell’s best friend in hopes of gaining insights into the whereabouts of the mysterious one-eyed man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060929 +0000" stop="20260719063536 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rip Van Winkle Caper - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Thieves put themselves into suspended animation for 100 years after hiding a million dollars worth of gold bars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063536 +0000" stop="20260719070132 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silence - S02E25</title>
    <desc>An aristocratic club member bets that a talkative acquaintance cannot stay silent for an entire year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070132 +0000" stop="20260719072739 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow Play - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Trapped in a recurring nightmare, Adam Grant tries to persuade those who are sentencing him to death that the whole scenario is not real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072739 +0000" stop="20260719075336 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind and the Matter - S02E27</title>
    <desc>A book on the power of thought enables an irritable worker (Shelley Berman) to re-create the world exactly as he wants it. But what he wants and what he gets are two different things!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061712 +0000" stop="20260719063913 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father &amp; Son Game - S03E30</title>
    <desc>A 79-year-old man wants to keep on living so he transplants his brain into a younger body. His son, however, resents his father's continued life and tries to wrestle power from him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063913 +0000" stop="20260719070112 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Game of Pool - S03E20</title>
    <desc>A pool champion has defeated everyone at his local pool hall, except for the long dead legend, Fats Brown, who returns from the afterlife to challenge him to a high-stakes game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070112 +0000" stop="20260719074926 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shatterday - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A man accidentally phones his own home and winds up talking to his alter ego</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060505 +0000" stop="20260719062619 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monsters Are On Maple Street - S01E32</title>
    <desc>In this remake of the original TZ's ""The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street,"" a neighborhood is terrorized by mysterious power outages and begin to turn on each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062619 +0000" stop="20260719064907 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memphis - S01E33</title>
    <desc>A dying man is transported back to the South in 1968 on the day of Martin Luther King's assassination and tries to stop the killing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064907 +0000" stop="20260719070826 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Much Do You Love Your Kid? - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A woman's son is kidnapped and she becomes involved in a licensed reality TV show broadcasting her attempts to recover him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070826 +0000" stop="20260719072958 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Placebo Effect - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A hypochondriac with the power to manifest his beliefs into reality poses a danger to the entire world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072958 +0000" stop="20260719075147 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Fusion - S01E36</title>
    <desc>When the base staff at an Alaskan research base lose contact with the outside world, the military send a team in to investigate the disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064736 +0000" stop="20260719072649 +0000" channel="C2329.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wunderkind - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A down-on-his-luck campaign manager is determined to get a kid elected as the President of the United States.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061320 +0000" stop="20260719071034 +0000" channel="C2330.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 11: There's Fire Where You Are Going - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The set-up involving the Mitchum brothers and Dougie reaches its climax while even stranger things start to happen to both the FBI team and the Twin Peaks Sheriff's Department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062057 +0000" stop="20260719064233 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064233 +0000" stop="20260719070335 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070335 +0000" stop="20260719072508 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil.  The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter.  At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to "waste it".  As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws.  Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072508 +0000" stop="20260719074601 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062632 +0000" stop="20260719065423 +0000" channel="C2332.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Purgatory - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Gaz is feeling guilty about sleeping with Janet, but manages to keep it from Donna and doesn't tell her, although Janet, in a moment of guilt herself, can't help blurting it out to her! The two girls forgive each other, although Donna doesn't quite know the whole story! Louise is graduating so Kate suggests they should have a party at Janet's house, but as Jonny pops round earlier to drop something off, Jonny and Janet realise they still miss each other, and they end up kissing...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065423 +0000" stop="20260719072214 +0000" channel="C2332.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mate Date - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Janet has a new boss at the bakery, that turns out to be Louise! But she has a rather different way of doing things! Donna wants Gaz to split Jonny and Kate up, but tells him not to sleep with her, but he ignores this, takes her out on a date, but Donna finds out and stops him from sleeping with her! Kate, however, is furious that Gaz tried to come on to her, and tells Jonny to choose between her or his friends, but its an easy choice for Jonny, and he dumps her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072214 +0000" stop="20260719075010 +0000" channel="C2332.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homeless and Horny - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Gaz has a problem, his penis, or ""Mr Nudge"" as he calls it, isn't working properly, he's tried everything, from fantasies about Fern Britton to wearing a cock ring! Jonny is struggling with single life, he's got no money to buy a pint! Janet wants him to come home, but he can't, he has his pride! Louise gets carried away in her job at the bakery and sacks everyone, but then finds she's been sacked herself! Jonny is still resisting Janet's pleas to make him come home, until he see's what she's wearing...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060544 +0000" stop="20260719062644 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky Cards - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Curtis revisits old habits while Laura and Calvin explore their new romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062644 +0000" stop="20260719064744 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving On - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Miranda thinks it's time to move on from Calvin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064744 +0000" stop="20260719070844 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Been A Long Time - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Ella decides to make her own plans for her birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Dinosaur and the Rabbit - S09E16</title>
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    <title>The Kill Zone - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A mission is put on hold in South America because the team has to rescue to two members trapped by snipers.

Meanwhile, the wives take on a mission of their own to help a unit widow.</desc>
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    <title>Manhunt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The men are working on tracking down a known terrorist before he can launch an attack.  At home, the women must face their own danger when a stranger approaches one of the children.</desc>
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    <title>Episode #1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The occasional series begins a weekly run, focusing first on UFO sightings over Gulf Breeze, Fla.; a fugitive wanted for two murders, who escaped from a Tennessee prison more than 10 years ago; and a divorced mother from Maine who vanished while dating from the personals columns.</desc>
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    <title>Kashif - S08E13</title>
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    <title>The DeBarge Family - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Documenting the careers tribulations of the family R&amp;B group The DeBarge Family.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets of Ancient Structures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Age-old mysterious ruins stand as silent sentinels from the past, with their true history seemingly erased by time; modern archaeology attempts to unravel the enigma of how and why the ancient structures were built...</desc>
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    <title>Mysteries of the Vikings - S06E04</title>
    <desc>During the Middle Ages, the Vikings were infamous for being a bloodthirsty band of seafaring warriors; historians are learning surprising new things about this Norse society.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The gang are on the run and find a precocious young hacker, who uncovers the key to The Network's new plan: a real global outbreak of weaponised Russian flu that will prompt the entire world to take up their vaccine on V Day.</desc>
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    <title>The Champion - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lydia is tried for murdering Charles while the Resistance must root out collaborators in a small Arizona Town.</desc>
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    <title>The Wildcats - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Resistance must steal a drug from the Visitors in order to combat a dangerous plague.</desc>
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    <title>Original Sin - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Elena and Katherine both dream that Stefan is in danger and convince Damon to help them find him. But their plans are thwarted by a mysterious woman who seems to know everything about Stefan's past and Damon's disturbing future.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Tolls - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Damon and Elena try to help Stefan through a confusing time, which ends up taking Elena on an emotional journey. Caroline makes an effort to know Jesse better.</desc>
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    <title>Nosy's Day In / Sincerely, Blobby - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Double Double Halloween Trouble / The Creepover - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Hauntley's must decide whether to trick or treat or attend the Boneyard Banquet that only happens every 100 years. / Frankie comes to town so Vee hosts a creepover!</desc>
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    <title>Phantom of the Auditorium / Memoreek! - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The girls meet a phantom organ player at the Monster Hall of Music. / Demi and Gregoria cast a memory spell on Edgar that makes him forget monsters...and Vee!</desc>
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    <title>Weekend with Grandpop! / Haunted House Call - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Grandpop comes to bat-sit Vee, everyone is nervous because he's not used to human life. / Demi gets sick and needs lots of love to cure him!</desc>
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    <title>Some New Beginnings - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In Iowa, Selina courts possible caucus voters at a book signing for her new autobiography, while her team attends a staff wedding in D.C. As the day proceeds, she and her staff get word of a rumor that could affect the next election.</desc>
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    <title>The Choice - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After a quick visit to their new campaign HQ, Selina and her team go on a ride-along with the Coast Guard, where they learn the president has flipped on a major issue, which makes Selina reexamine her own stance. Meanwhile, Gary questions his role with the Veep, and Jonah's new political blog causes trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071158 +0000" stop="20260719074000 +0000" channel="C2344.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alicia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>While Selina and her staff prepare for an Annapolis event where she will announce her candidacy, Dan gets word that "Saturday Night Live" has done a not-so-flattering sketch about her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060151 +0000" stop="20260719062515 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Team Divided - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A class project to build a clubhouse leads to conflict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062515 +0000" stop="20260719064839 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laura's Animal Babysitting Service - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Laura's new business turns out to be more difficult than she expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064839 +0000" stop="20260719071203 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of Night Pony - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Motato kidnaps Granny, Laura proves heart is more important than height.</desc>
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    <title>Takesaurus - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Motato lets a greedy monster loose that puts everything in town at risk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073527 +0000" stop="20260719075851 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Painting - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Laura's painting gets more attention than Bob's, feelings are hurt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060727 +0000" stop="20260719063017 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Powerless in the Face of Death - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The premiere episode finds Team Venture and friends struggling to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives and move on in the wake of Hank and Dean's violent and untimely deaths.  While Doc searches for his soul in the far corners of the globe, Dr. Orpheus wallows in guilt, and a mullet-less Brock repairs his beloved Charger, The Monarch plots a daring prison break with the help of his fellow supervillainous inmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063017 +0000" stop="20260719065300 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hate Floats - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aided by Henchman 21, 24, and a ragtag band of roughneck new recruits, the Monarch attempts to rebuild his villainous empire and rekindle his relationship with Dr. Girlfriend. A showdown at the local shopping mall forces his hand, and he struggles to choose between revenge and reconciliation amidst a sea of violence. Meanwhile a wounded Brock falls into the clutches of The Phantom Limb, Hank drives Brock's car, and Dr. Venture gets an eye full.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065300 +0000" stop="20260719071536 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assassinanny 911 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Brock is reactivated by the Office of Secret Intelligence to track down a rogue agent, he subcontracts his ex-girlfriend, the malevolently mercenary Molotov Cocktease, to protect the Venture Compound from enemies within and without.  Love is in the air!  Or is it...murder?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071536 +0000" stop="20260719073813 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape to the House of Mummies (Part II) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Team Venture find themselves trapped in the clutches of a bloodthirsty Egyptian cult and their time machine.  Doc narrowly escapes and teams up with Master Billy Quizboy and Pete White, but promptly forgets to mount a rescue.  So it's up to Brock and a pantheon of history's greatest men to find another way out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060815 +0000" stop="20260719065327 +0000" channel="C2347.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dispossessed - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A monastery in Lindesfarne is about to get a firsthand look at how the Vikings operate. In and out in a flurry of violence and terror, Ragnar and his crew raid the monastery for everything it contains, from treasure to monks who can be sold as slaves. Unable to ignore the riches this unsanctioned journey has returned, Earl Haraldson has no choice but to agree to let these warriors undertake a second trip out. The West has now been opened for the taking by Ragnar Lothbrok, and the world of the Vikings will never be the same.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065327 +0000" stop="20260719073843 +0000" channel="C2347.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Vikings head back to England to see what other treasures this new world has to offer. Ragnar and his crew sail out with Earl Haraldson's permission… and also with Earl Haraldson's spy. After bloodshed on the beach, the Vikings choose the Sabbath to invade the town of Hexam and unleash a flood of violence and panic. In the midst of the terror, Ragnar and Lagertha discover that there are consequences for every action and Earl Haraldson is always watching.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060951 +0000" stop="20260719063144 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dawn of the Sun Imps - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In a battle, the Spectral Knights and Darkling Lords uncover the tomb of the Sun Imps. Merklynn orders them to bury the tomb, but it is accidentally opened and the Sun Imps are set loose, and soon cause havoc in both New Valerik and Darkstorm. It's now up to the Spectral Knights and Darkling Lords to re-capture the Sun Imps together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063144 +0000" stop="20260719065336 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Age of Magic Begins (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the three suns of Prysmos align, all technology on the planet stops working. Two main groups are formed: the kingdom of New Valarak under Leoric, and the domain of Darkstorm. The two sides begin looking for something to give them the edge. The wizard Merklynn appears to both sides, and tells them that the Age of Magic has begun again. Those who can successfully reach his shrine will be rewarded with magic powers. Leoric, Darkstorm, and many others attend to his quest, but only 14 manage are successful. Merklynn gives them what was promised.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065336 +0000" stop="20260719071528 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hand of Treachery (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Darkling Lords start eliminating the other Visionaries one by one, so the remaining Visionaries join forces under Leoric's leadership and become the Spectral Knights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071528 +0000" stop="20260719073720 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quest for the Dragon's Eye (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The battle between the Spectral Knights and Darkling Lords leaves each group without magical powers. They go to Merklynn to recharge their staffs, but Merklynn wants them to get the Dragon's Eye for him first.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073720 +0000" stop="20260719075906 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feryl Steps Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After a defeat in battle, Feryl begins to think that he's useless to the Spectral Knights, so he leaves the team. When Darkstorm fails to get Feryl to join the Darkling Lords, he sets a trap for Leoric using Feryl's absence. Now it's up to Feryl to rescue his old friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061634 +0000" stop="20260719064014 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Duel - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Faced with a painful decision, the Paladins reluctantly come to an agreement with Zarkon. Haggar comes to grips with memories from the past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064014 +0000" stop="20260719070354 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Postmortem - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A power struggle erupts within the Galra. As the Paladins argue over their next move, an attack forces them to save themselves and the Olkari.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070354 +0000" stop="20260719072734 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kral Zera - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Shiro acts against the wishes of the other Paladins. Powerful Galra from around the empire convene for the Kral Zera ceremony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072734 +0000" stop="20260719075114 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloodlines - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Keith is sent to find a fellow Blade named Krolia and locate a powerful weapon. Lance, Hunk and Pidge reprogram a robot to have fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060351 +0000" stop="20260719064716 +0000" channel="C2352.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazarus (2) - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The Chairman continues to use knowledge gained from his computer hacking to terrorize federal agents, and manages to keep Walker at bay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064716 +0000" stop="20260719073012 +0000" channel="C2352.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turning Point (3) - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Walker begins making real progress in ending The Chairman's reign of terror.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061829 +0000" stop="20260719070127 +0000" channel="C2353.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The group has a difficult time molding to a new lifestyle, forcing them to consider whether they can be the people they once were.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070127 +0000" stop="20260719074418 +0000" channel="C2353.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget - S05E13</title>
    <desc>As Rick and the others continue to acclimate to their new surroundings, they consider a return to normalcy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063307 +0000" stop="20260719072204 +0000" channel="C2354.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Rod - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Jim-Bob and Jody get discharged from the service. They celebrate and they decide to open up a garage. The Baldwin sisters get forced to close their recipe machine until they discover their grandfather's still in a secret room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063011 +0000" stop="20260719071358 +0000" channel="C2355.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endless - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The team struggles with the news that Warehouse 13 will be moving to a new host country.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719060301 +0000" stop="20260719062532 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pops' Last Hurrah - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At first Shawn and Marlon are afraid -- then they're petrified -- after a series of misunderstandings lead them to believe that Pops has just a few weeks to live. Gloria Gaynor sings ""I Will Survive"" in a cameo appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062532 +0000" stop="20260719064733 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Was En Vogue's Love Slave - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Marlon's gonna get it -- ""it"" being a $25 million lawsuit -- after a tabloid prints a false story about him being the ""love slave"" of the En Vogue singers. En Vogue performs ""Let It Flow"" in a cameo appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064733 +0000" stop="20260719071004 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Get A Witness? - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The Williams family is placed under police protection after Marlon observes a bank robbery and the culprit sends his big brother to deal with any witnesses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071004 +0000" stop="20260719073235 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ted's Revenge - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Shawn's former boss Ted is released from a mental institution and plots revenge against Shawn for causing him to lose his job at an ad agency.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073235 +0000" stop="20260719075507 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All in the Family Feud - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When the Williams family is chosen to compete on the TV quiz show ""Family Battle,"" Pops and Shawn try to improve their odds of winning by replacing the dim-witted Marlon with ""cousin"" Dee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060133 +0000" stop="20260719063050 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Work for a Living, Then Why Do You Kill Yourself Working? - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The DEA brings Nancy in for questioning and then she must explain things to Esteban. Celia travels deep into Mexico to make amends with estranged daughter Quinn. Meanwhile, Silas meets Lisa's ex-husband and Doug finds a reason to live. Nancy makes a shocking revelation to Esteban.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063050 +0000" stop="20260719065955 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonderful Wonderful - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After showing Esteban the proof of her baby, a sonogram picture. Nancy returns to Ren Mar to her family, but still unsure of her fate. Meanwhile, Celia is held hostage in Mexico by her estranged daughter Quinn who tries to ransom her off to all her friends, but they hilariously decline to deliver the cash for her release. Back in Ren Mar, Andy, Silas and Doug discuss plans to grow pot in a national forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065955 +0000" stop="20260719072627 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Machetes Up Top - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Nancy pays a secret visit to Guillermo in prison; Celia puts her time in the rebel camp to good use by organizing their supplies; Shane decides to visit Nancy's estranged sister (Jennifer Jason Leigh); Silas and Doug second-guess their choice of a pot-growing plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072627 +0000" stop="20260719075340 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Su-Su-Sucio - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Nancy gets a surprise visit from Jill; Nancy's bodyguard goes missing; Celia's micromanaging gets her sent back to the U.S.; Silas and Doug seek law enforcement approval.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062831 +0000" stop="20260719071115 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power of the Mind - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Three incredible stories about the untapped power of the human brain: While hearing about a murder on the radio, a Los Angeles housewife has a strange and sudden vision that eventually helps crack the case; suggesting that total recall is possible, a California man remembers every single moment from every single day of his life; and, several years after a debilitating freak accident leaves her in chronic pain, a woman visits a controversial Ohio faith healer who miraculously cures her symptoms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071115 +0000" stop="20260719075400 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ancient Mysteries - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Three ancient artifacts that could turn the history of the world upside down: In a Mexican cave, a young girl finds a bizarrely-shaped thousand-year-old skull that may prove aliens once walked the planet; featuring detailed images of dinosaurs, a Peruvian doctor discovers ancient stone carvings that could rewrite the story of evolution; and, excavated from one of Cairo’s oldest pyramids, a 2000-year-old wooden model may be proof that ancient Egyptians invented modern flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061538 +0000" stop="20260719064059 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Debate - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The sweathogs out debate a smarter debate class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064059 +0000" stop="20260719070611 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basket Case - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Freddy is convinced he will become a basketball star, so he   decides to draw pictures on Gabe's test instead of trying to pass it. Gabe refuses to pass him even though he is the school's basketball star. When Gabe offers Freddy a make-up exam, Freddy still refuses. Gabe then offers to play a one-on-one game against Freddy to convince Freddy he's not as good as he   thinks. If Gabe wins Freddy agrees to take the test, and if Freddy wins Gabe agrees to pass Freddy. Freddy naturally wins, but Gabe's score of 16 to 21 makes Freddy realize that he'd better complete school rather than rely on becoming a big basketball star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070611 +0000" stop="20260719073124 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome Back (Pilot) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gabe Kotter wakes up in the morning ready to start his first day as a teacher at James Buchanan high school. When he arrives, Mr. Woodman assigns Kotter to the remedial class, the class he was in years before. Gabe walks into the room and "teaches" class. He's introduced to four main students. Vinnie Barbarino, Juan Epstein, Freddie Washington and Arnold Horshack. The class turns into a disaster and Kotter quits. When Kotter gets home, he and his wife, Julie, get a visit from the Sweathogs. In the end, Kotter returns as teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073124 +0000" stop="20260719075633 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whodunit? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tired of her reputation as easy, Rosalie Totsy tells the Sweathogs that she's pregnant -- and that one of them is the father -- in an effort to make the boys admit that the tales they tell about their "fun dates" with her aren't true.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063217 +0000" stop="20260719071522 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Bartlet Be Bartlet - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mandy's old memo about Bartlet administration weaknesses surfaces; Josh tries to get administration nominees appointed to the Federal Elections Committee; Sam works to get a better policy on gays in the military.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071522 +0000" stop="20260719075854 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mandatory Minimums - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Andrea Wyatt insists that mandatory minimums be added to a new drug policy the staff is developing; C.J. makes a mistake and sets them back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060647 +0000" stop="20260719063112 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basketball Brain - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Roger takes on a lucrative gig tutoring a basketball star.</desc>
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    <title>The Creep Detective - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Roger and Rerun find themselves in a sticky situation when a detective finds stolen goods in their apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Shirley's Cookies - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Shirley goes into business selling her homemade cookies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072135 +0000" stop="20260719074650 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Landlady - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Roger falls for the building's landlady, an attractive older woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061502 +0000" stop="20260719063903 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angela's First Fight - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During a trip to Tony's old neighbourhood to find runaway Samantha, Angela must stand up for Tony who is criticized for being a housekeeper.  After proclaiming that fighting is no way to resolve a dispute, Angela ends up in a cat fight with the waitress in Tony's old hangout.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063903 +0000" stop="20260719070307 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mona Gets Pinned - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mona meets Jason, the man of her dreams, but she's old enough to be his mother!  After much hiding the truth comes out and Angela, who previously stated that age had no part in love, is aghast.  It's not until Jason's parents tell Angela that Mona isn't good enough for their son that she stands up for her mother and does an about-face of her opinion.</desc>
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    <title>A Rash Decision - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tony visits Angela at the filming of a soap commercial, and ends up the star of the ad. Soon after, Tony develops an itchy rash that turns out to have been caused by the soap. Angela must then decide if she wants to market a soap whose makers are not completely honest about its potentially harmful side effects</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072711 +0000" stop="20260719075115 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner for Two - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tony is greatly anticipating his dinner date with a girl in Brooklyn, just as Angela is preparing for a business dinner for two with a client. When Angela's guest cancels at the last minute, Tony reluctantly stays in Connecticut to keep her company, while attempting to keep, but slightly postpone, his date.</desc>
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    <title>Kathy Greenwood - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Kathy Greenwood.
Games played: Let's Make a Date, Sound Effects, Two-Line Vocabulary, Party Quirks, Themed Restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062557 +0000" stop="20260719064811 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brad Sherwood - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedian Brad Sherwood and Santa Claus &amp; Donner.
Games played: Questions With Wigs, Duet, Sound Effects, Scenes from a Hat, Helping Hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064811 +0000" stop="20260719070959 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Denny Siegel - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Denny Siegel.
Games played: Fashion Models, Film TV and Theatre Styles, Scene To Rap, Old Job-New Job, Narrate, Hats, Hoedown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070959 +0000" stop="20260719073152 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brad Sherwood - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Brad Sherwood.
Games played: Daytime Talk Show, Sound Effects, Scene To Rap, Ice Skaters, Improbable Mission, Dead Bodies, Questions Only.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073152 +0000" stop="20260719075341 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stephen Colbert - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Stephen Colbert.
Games played: Superheroes, Scene To Music, Song Styles, Newsflash, Stand Sit Bend, Foreign Film Dub, Helping Hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060334 +0000" stop="20260719064450 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Woman in Question - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Newly widowed, Rita's elation is short-lived when Catherine questions her innocence in Carlo's death, much to Alma's delight. Dee introduces her parents to Vern at a dinner with multiple shocking revelations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064450 +0000" stop="20260719073121 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder, My Sweet - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As Alma celebrates finally being admitted into the Garden Club, Bertram mourns the loss of the old Alma. Isabel uses her recent discovery to her own advantage and Dee grows suspicious from conflicting information surrounding Mrs. Yost's disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061720 +0000" stop="20260719064346 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Of The Mini Monkey Models - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The Wild Kratts team searches the Amazon for a strange group of mini monkeys that have elaborate hairstyles and colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064346 +0000" stop="20260719071012 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vanishing Stingray - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Martin and Chris search for a creature with amazing hiding powers - the stingray - for a game of Creature Hide and Seek.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071012 +0000" stop="20260719073637 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Search of the Easter Bunny - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Chris goes north while Martin goes south in search of the real Easter Bunny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060147 +0000" stop="20260719062519 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Old Year - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Before New Year's Eve, Debbie accidentally hurts fer father's feelings, and joins a couple of eccentric, 30's-era volcano chasers, Mitzi and Merrick Dash. Eliza goes after her to reclaim her friend, Santusa the Llama, and they all encounter a mudslide when the volcano erupts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062519 +0000" stop="20260719064851 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Campers - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A trip to Bhutan, finds Marianne and Debbie out in the cold, and Eliza and Darwin on the run from the border police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064851 +0000" stop="20260719071223 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Work and No Play - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Eliza and Debbie slack off on their chores, they all suffer for it when they fail to prepare of an oncoming storm. Will the Thornberrys survive a flash flood, help some beavers build their dam and keep the Comvee from sinking?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071223 +0000" stop="20260719073556 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Territory - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Thornberrys meet an Australian family named the Gibsons when the Comvee runs out of gas. Eliza makes friends with the youngest member of the family named Bethany, who is in a wheelchair from cerebral palsy. The girls go land sailing and Bethany helps Eliza escape from a crocodile, but then get in an argument when Bethany thinks Eliza is feeling sorry for her being disabled. Will the two new friends find a way to make up? Meanwhile, Nigel and Marianne play the Gibsons in a very competitive game of Tricky Trivia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073556 +0000" stop="20260719075841 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation: Valentine - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Debbie is finally going to meet her e-mail friend in person and she is determined to make a good impression. Meanwhile, Eliza is having strange pains in her stomach and ends up stranded on top of a small mountain as Donnie gets attacked by a giant eagle. Just a typical Valentine's Day for the Thornberrys in Australia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063222 +0000" stop="20260719072258 +0000" channel="C2370.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of the Legion of Death - S03E12</title>
    <desc>West and Gordon take on the power-crazed secretary to a Territorial Governor. The secretary controls the Governor and has plans to take over the U.S. Goverment and the Presidency as well. To make things more difficult, his Black Legion troops do not take kindly to the two agents interferring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060025 +0000" stop="20260719062152 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backup Dancer - S07E02</title>
    <desc>After Jack is fired as a backup dancer by Jennifer Lopez, she gets him an audition with Janet Jackson for her performance tour. Meanwhile, Will and Grace try to get back to business as usual and mend Grace's broken heart, only to have her come between Will and Vince.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062152 +0000" stop="20260719064303 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Gay at a Time - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Free food lures Grace to an AA meeting, where she runs into Val.  Meanwhile, Jack starts work as a TV executive at a gay network, something which Will is not aware of when he comes to the network for an appointment so he can give suggestions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064303 +0000" stop="20260719070425 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Company - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When Will and Grace meet a stranger named Ned in the elevator, Grace accuses Will of being too nice to people he doesn't know. While Grace befriends Ned and invites him to dinner, Will makes some nasty remarks about him, but they soon discover that Ned's not the best company to keep. Meanwhile, Jack is having trouble at his new company because he feels he can't relate to his co-workers after they mock him about his Cher doll. Karen and Rosario lend some much-needed support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070425 +0000" stop="20260719072552 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key Party - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A birthday party for Will (who's 40 going on 37) is an uneasy celebration, thanks to a symbolic gift from his new lover that betokens commitment.  The strangest present:  a nude portrait of Will that's lacking in certain details.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072552 +0000" stop="20260719074717 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Newlydreads - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Grace and Karen are hired to decorate an apartment of a newlywed couple and they want their place to be all about love. Will Grace and Karen, two newly divorced women, be able to do the task?  Meanwhile, a doomed bookstore gets help from Will... sort of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060119 +0000" stop="20260719062351 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date Package Number Seven - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Alex finally agrees to a date with Brian, only to find out later it was all a set-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062351 +0000" stop="20260719064612 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop in the Name of Love - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Everyone is of course skeptical when Brian announces that his relationship with Alex is special. To try to insure that their relationship lasts longer than a couple of weeks, they decide not to sleep with one another yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064612 +0000" stop="20260719070834 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terminal Jealousy - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Roy gets bored and decides to have some fun at everyone else's expense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070834 +0000" stop="20260719073055 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye-Bye, Bunny - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Lowell and Bunny make their separation final by signing the divorce papers only to start sleeping together again. Meanwhile,  Antonio consoles a woman who's cheating husband left his cellphone in Antonio's cab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073055 +0000" stop="20260719075318 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Business or Pleasure - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Joe flies in a potential investor, he's more interested in Helen than Joe's airline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062131 +0000" stop="20260719070325 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now You Cena, Now You Don’t - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It’s a Wipeout episode fit for royalty. Royal theme park performers, crazy cat ladies and slam poets are all vying to be crowned Wipeout champions and win $25,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070325 +0000" stop="20260719074530 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Wipeout! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Thespians, Hockey players, and First Responders face off against the epic Wipeout course for a shot at the $25,000 grand prize!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060210 +0000" stop="20260719065819 +0000" channel="C2374.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Cases - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sobotka reprimands his nephew Nick for stealing the cameras and orders him to bring the cargo back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065819 +0000" stop="20260719075306 +0000" channel="C2374.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undertow - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ziggy loses his prized Camaro to drug dealers who aren't buying his alibis about not paying up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061642 +0000" stop="20260719064039 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Chameleon! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets travel to the island of Madagascar to save a chameleon from a cuckoo hawk. Along the way, they try new ways of doing things and learn about the concept of camouflage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064039 +0000" stop="20260719070435 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Platypus! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Ming-Ming pays a visit to Tuck's cage, she messes with his things, causing him to declare he's not speaking to her. Not impressed, Ming-Ming begins a silent treatment of her own. Nevertheless, the two must still work together to help a platypus stuck on a river in Australia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070435 +0000" stop="20260719072832 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Dragon! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets return to the Magical Land seen in Save the Unicorn! to rescue the baby dragon. The dragon is trapped on a cloud that is rapidly shrinking. They have to figure out a way for him to get down without getting hurt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072832 +0000" stop="20260719075229 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Beaver! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A beaver in Vermont needs help when her dam springs a leak. The Wonder Pets must figure out how to stop it before her home is destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061936 +0000" stop="20260719064049 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Pop sensation Letter P is literally ready to blow up, and it is making the gang sick.  Luckily, she learns that liposuction will not only make you a better person, it can save the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064049 +0000" stop="20260719070201 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Chauncey decides to travel in his time machine to mess with mental slowpokes, he discovers that he already beat himself to it.  Which Chauncey will survive?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070201 +0000" stop="20260719072315 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowledge - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Middle America visits the show and the gang falls in love with his stupidity.  They even let him take control of Wonder Showzen.  The result is a big stinky horse apple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072315 +0000" stop="20260719074430 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In today's Ye Olde Wonder Showzen, the gang celebrates the idyllic good old days of America, when slavery and rape was more than a gleam in ye eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064317 +0000" stop="20260719073135 +0000" channel="C2379.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pied Piper - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Wonder Woman must use all her powers to save Joe Alkinson's daughter from the evils of super rock star Hamlin Rule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061511 +0000" stop="20260719063609 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ninth Grade Man - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Winnie is nervous about starting a new school, so she gets Kevin to promise to think about her every hour on the hour. Kevin finds this promise harder to keep than he thought when he loses his locker to Tony Barbella, is enrolled in shop class and meets a new girl in French Class, Madeleine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063609 +0000" stop="20260719065708 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Journey - S04E03</title>
    <desc>News of a 10th-grade girls' slumber party has Kevin and his friends traveling across the city, believing they'll be invited in if they bring beer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065708 +0000" stop="20260719071807 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cost of Living - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Kevin learns that Paul gets a weekly allowance of five dollars and that there is money to be made being a caddy, he goes to work for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071807 +0000" stop="20260719073906 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Mad, Mad, Madeline World - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin has to cancel a date with Winnie to finish a homework assignment with Madeline, who has already kissed him once. To make matters worse, when he flees Madeline's, he drops a bracelet that Winnie had engraved for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073906 +0000" stop="20260719080002 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Debbie - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Paul's sister Debbie needs someone to take her to a cotillion and Kevin is guilted into the task. Meanwhile, Paul, Doug and Randy go to the football game to watch cheerleader Donna Delgado.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060713 +0000" stop="20260719062834 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flashback in the Day - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A look back in time to explain how Adam, Blake and Ders met for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062834 +0000" stop="20260719064956 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Booger Nights - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The guys set out to prove they're the funniest people in the office at an employee's roast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064956 +0000" stop="20260719071113 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A TelAmerican Horror Story - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Things get spooky when the guys discover a former employee may be haunting the office</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071113 +0000" stop="20260719073228 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Quits - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The guys meet their new boss when Alice quits being their old boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073228 +0000" stop="20260719075344 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourth and Inches - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The guys get hooked on betting on high-school sports.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060658 +0000" stop="20260719062956 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scary Things - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Kate disappears on a personal day but neglects to tell her family. An invigorated Sloane reasserts herself at Wynston. Jenny faces a difficult but necessary choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062956 +0000" stop="20260719065134 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grow if You Want - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Kate may never have it all, but she’s finally closer to finding a balance. Elsewhere, Anne has a breakthrough at anger management, and Nathan Jr. makes a big decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065134 +0000" stop="20260719071313 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ohmygodohmygodohmygod - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Kate is pushed out of her comfort zone by developments at work. Sloane doubles down as the hardest working executive with a baby. Anne bounces back from her attack better than ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071313 +0000" stop="20260719073451 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hoot and a Scream - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Kate struggles to market a game-changing yet controversial pill, as Sloane's strategy puts her at odds with an author. While Jenny meets a dead end, Anne meets a new friend in Anger Management.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073451 +0000" stop="20260719075629 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got This - S07E03</title>
    <desc>On her first day away from baby, Sloane's maternal anxieties seep into the workplace. A disastrous commercial shoot brings Kate closer to her new client, as Anne goes on a risky field trip with hers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061923 +0000" stop="20260719071411 +0000" channel="C2383.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside the Reich: Germany (1940–1944) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Initial victory in Europe turns sour after the defeat at Stalingrad, yet Germany prepares to fight to the end—even after an assassination attempt on the Führer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061504 +0000" stop="20260719064059 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fair Old Pullover - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Worzel is skulking around the farmyard with a purpose in mind. Firstly he steals Mr. Braithwaite’s flat cap, then Mrs Braithwaite’s scarf and finally Harry’s welding goggles. It turns out that he’s putting together a driving outfit, but this drive is no ordinary drive. Worzel has decided that he’s going with the Braithwaite’s on their weekly shopping trip to LittleMinster, but Worzel isn’t traveling with them in the car, he’s traveling on the car. Along the way Worzel causes havoc, people fall into ditches or off their bicycles, but it’s in Little Minster itself that Worzel draws the most attention to himself. Luckily however the Crowman is there to get him out of trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064059 +0000" stop="20260719070708 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worzel the Brave - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mrs Bloomsbury - Barton has sold her hall to a Colonel Bloodstock who is bringing all his belongings into the village via Rail. Also traveling by rail is a package for Mr. Shepherd, Aunt Sally. Unfortunately Aunt Sally gets taken up to the hall with the Colonel’s furniture and, when she arrives manages to convince him that she is a maid and that she comes along with the Hall. She does not however reach the Hall unobserved. From a field Worzel sees everything and decides to go up to the Hall to visit her. When Worzel arrives though he gets a less than warm reception, in fact he is thrown out of the Hall by Aunt Sally and finally seen off the premises courtesy of Colonel Bloodstock and his shotgun. Worzel realizes the only way he can rescue Aunt Sally is to go and see the Crowman and ask him for a ‘brave head’.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070708 +0000" stop="20260719073312 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worzel's Wager - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Worzel has a dead cert racing tip courtesy of his Robin so, as he is desperate for five pounds, he decides to place a bet. Unfortunately though before he has a chance he’s thrown out of the betting shop when it emerges he has no money. Meanwhile the rest of the village, including Harry, are gearing up for the annual dog race. Worzel however is still no nearer to fathoming out a way to make his five pounds so he decides to take a nap in a field and, as if things weren’t bad enough, he gets caught up in a combined harvester. As usual thought the Crowman is on hand to put him back together. Once repaired the Crowman gives Worzel a task, to look after his dog, Ratter, for him whilst he goes to fix another Scarecrow, ‘Scratty Swedehead’. As soon as the Crowman leaves Worzel has an idea. To enter Ratter in the local Dog Race.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Return of Dafthead - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sue and John go up to Ten - Acre field to give Worzel a present, a bowl of Black Forest Gateaux mix but, when they arrive, they find a different Scarecrow at Worzel’s post, Dafthead. It turns out that Dafthead has put a bucket on Worzel’s head, tied him up and then dumped him in his barn before stealing his post. Sue and John free Worzel and the trio head up to Ten - Acre to confront Dafthead. When they arrive Dafthead is still eating the cake mix so Worzel tries to outsmart him. Unfortunately Dafthead, who has all of Worzel’s heads rolled into one, is too clever so Worzel decides to go and see the Crowman to see if he has any ideas.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Club - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Mulder and Scully cross paths with two women who are identical and have followed each other across 17 states in the last three years, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they are.</desc>
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    <title>The Phoenix Saga: Sacrifice (1) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eric The Red takes over the Eagle One space station.</desc>
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    <title>The Phoenix Saga: The Dark Shroud (2) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Xavier goes to Muir Island to recuperate after his mind is attacked.</desc>
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    <title>The Phoenix Saga: The Cry of the Banshee (3) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The X-Men and Banshee go to save Lilandra and they are met by Gladiator.</desc>
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    <title>The Phoenix Saga: The Starjammers (4) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A group of space pirates called the Starjammers attack the X-Men.</desc>
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    <title>Going Back to Cali - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Beth shares a personal secret with Rip. John and the boys deal with some hostile trespassers from out of state. Rainwater reaches out to a powerful woman to help secure the future of Broken Rock.</desc>
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    <desc>The reason for Beth and Jamie's toxic relationship is revealed. Kayce bends the rules to help a family in need. Rip and the boys get into a confrontation with two men from John's past.</desc>
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    <title>Animals - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Songs: "What Is It?", "Who Made These Tracks?", "I Like to Dance (Animal Game Version)", Jingle: "Animal Sounds" by The Aggrolites

Knock-Knock Joke of the Day: "Interrupting Cow"

DJ Lance Dance: "Fox On The Run"

Storytime: "Cammy, Jenny, &amp; Slater"

Numbers: Birds</desc>
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    <title>Weather - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Songs: "The Rain Is Falling", "Rainbows", "Springtime Sunny Day"

Jingle: "I Love The Rain" by Frequent Flyer

Knock-Knock Joke of the Day: "Ken"

DJ Lance Dance: "The Raincloud"

Storytime: "Water Drops &amp; Oil"

Numbers: "A Day In The Park"</desc>
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    <title>Differences - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Songs: "I've Got Glasses (I Can See Much Better)", "Don't Say Mean Things To Friends", "All My Friends Are Different"

Jingle: "I Wear Glasses" by I'Kona

Mark's Magic Pictures: Carrot

Storytime: "Argyle the Octopus"

Numbers: "Love Me"</desc>
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    <title>Robot - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Songs: "The Robot Song", "Electricity", "Robot Game"

Jingle: "We Are The Robots" by Enon

Mark's Magic Pictures: Robot Gorilla

Cool Tricks: Rhys Darby Pretends to be a Robot

DJ Lance Dance: "The Robot Recharge"

Storytime: "Prof. Whizbang and the Robot Planet"</desc>
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    <title>Iron Hand Jones - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mr. Ranger Smith is off on a vacation and Ranger Jones is his temporary replacement who whips Yogi into shape with a little military discipline.</desc>
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    <title>Yogi's Pest Guest - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A Japanese bear comes to the park.</desc>
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    <title>Missile Bound Yogi - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Army is using Jellystone for War games and Yogi and Boo Boo get in harms way.</desc>
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    <title>Loco Locomotive - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The kiddies are going for a ride around Jellystone in the new Train, which tracks go right by Yogi and Boo Boo's cave.</desc>
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    <title>Missile-Bound Bear - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The military in Washington D.C. uses Jellystone Park as their test sight for their new missile, and Yogi falls asleep in the capsule and goes for ride.</desc>
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    <title>A Wooin'  Bruin - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's springtime in Jellystone, but Yogi is not ready to go steady with Cindy Bear. She's got a crush, but he's in no rush! Until Bruno the bear courts Cindy and Yogi becomes jealous, so they battle over her, and the one who gives Cindy the biggest gift wins her. The Ranger soon has his hands full as Jellystone Park suddenly falls prey to the stealing bears! Who will win Cindy's hand?</desc>
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    <title>Yogi in the City - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Yogi can't sleep with an annoying drip in the cave, so he wanders around the grounds to find a better resting area and ends up in a visitors camper, which takes him to the city.</desc>
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    <title>Queen Bee for a Day - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Yogi and Boo Boo want to get honey from a beehive, but because the bees are preventing them from getting the honey, Yogi disguises Boo Boo as a queen bee. Unfortunately, an insect biologist thinks Boo Boo is a Magnamus Rex, a bee that gives its victims instant death after one sting. When Boo Boo runs from the ranger and the biologist, he terrorizes the picnickers before Yogi can get the costume off.</desc>
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    <title>Batty Bear - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Yogi wants to show Boo Boo the TV show "Bat Guy," so they go to a trailer park to watch it. While watching, Yogi tells Boo Boo that he sent box tops in to get the "flying bat suit," which he puts on and wears to fly around the park stealing picnic baskets.</desc>
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    <title>Droop-a-Long Yogi - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Ranger Smith allows a movie crew to film a TV Western in Jellystone Park. The only thing is that nobody bothered to tell Yogi, whose front door has been turned into a Western movie set! The crew builds the set right around Yogi and Boo Boo's cave. The fun really takes off when both Yogi and Ranger Smith manage to get parts as fighting cowboys in a bar scene. Eventually, the production is ruined.</desc>
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    <title>Threadbare Bear - S03E14</title>
    <desc>An official has Yogi and Boo Boo shipped to the Cincinnati Zoo, but they escape and head back to Jellystone.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Box Raider - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Mr. Ranger sets a trap for a refrigerator thief, who just happens to be Yogi.</desc>
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    <title>Bear Foot Soldiers - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The United States Army comes into Jellystone Park to stage war games. Yogi and Boo Boo think that the war is for real...</desc>
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    <title>Drop-Zone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Justice goes on its first official mission under Batman, while trying to determine which of them will lead the team.</desc>
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    <title>Schooled - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Superboy's anger over his non-relationship with Superman is getting out of control. He refuses to train with Black Canary, and when the team faces an opponent that even the Justice League had trouble defeating, the Boy of Steel goes rogue.</desc>
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    <title>Infiltrator - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Green Arrow's niece, Artemis, joins Young Justice and must save a bright young scientist from the League of Shadows.</desc>
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    <title>Denial - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When the team investigates the disappearance of Kent Nelson (formerly Doctor Fate), the scientific-minded Wally West is forced to confront his disbelief in magic while battling Abra Kadabra and Klarion the Witch Boy, for the ultra-powerful Helmet of Fate.</desc>
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    <title>Downtime - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous mission with the team, Aqualad returns to Atlantis to choose between a life on the surface world or one beneath the waves with the Aquagirl of his dreams. But other forces at play may make Aqualad's decision for him.</desc>
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    <title>A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheldon struggles with newfound popularity after utilizing statistics to help the football team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063446 +0000" stop="20260719065352 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When a NASA representative visits Sheldon’s school and dismisses his science, Sheldon is set on a mission to prove him wrong.</desc>
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    <title>A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The kids brainstorm ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071257 +0000" stop="20260719073200 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to bond with Sheldon, George Sr. takes the boys on a road trip to see a space shuttle launch. Mary, Missy and Meemaw have a girls’ weekend at the salon.</desc>
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    <title>Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia - S01E09</title>
    <desc>George Sr. strikes a deal with Sheldon to tutor Georgie when poor grades threaten to keep him from playing football.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Woods &amp; Out of the Woods - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Liza goes to a music festival with Josh and helps Charles with a work assignment.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond Therapy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Josh is in a NY Times profile, which strains his relationship with Liza.</desc>
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    <title>The Good Shepherd - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Liza pursues an author she likes because of his minimalist manifesto.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Romance - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liza joins an assistants’ networking group where she learns more than she wants to about Thad.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets &amp; Liza - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Empirical welcomes its biggest author and Liza tries to convince Thad to tell Kelsey the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Part Twenty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Michael exposes shocking information that impacts everyone. A startling revelation pushes Fia to make a life-altering decision. Big Mo proposes a deal with Jimmy Baxter. Gina manipulates her father Carmine to make a move of her own.</desc>
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    <title>Byakko, the White Tiger - S01E16</title>
    <desc>One of Yusuke's teammates has been badly injured, and Kuwabara insists on fighting the next enemy all by himself -â€” revealing his amazingly improved Spirit Sword! Before the bickering group can disagree, a ferocious roar slices through the castle. Byakko, the second Saint Beast, is waiting!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064353 +0000" stop="20260719070734 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byakko's Lair - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After a harrowing fight on a collapsing bridge, Byakko is seemingly defeated. But as soon as the Spirit Detective team enters the castle's next wing, a fearsome tiger roar bids Kuwabara to round two -- in Byakko's secret lair. Can this Beast be beaten once and for all, in a room of molten lava?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070734 +0000" stop="20260719073115 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seiryu, the Blue Dragon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Two of the four Saint Beasts are dead -- or so Yusuke and his team believe! But in the chamber of Seiryu, a Beast who can trap his enemies in ice, an unexpected guest arrives. How can two Beasts in one room be stopped? And why is Hiei, a cold-hearted rogue, suddenly beset with emotion?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073115 +0000" stop="20260719075457 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suzaku, Leader of the Beasts - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei rush into the next part of the castle as they reach the final chamber where Suzaku awaits. Unknown to them Suzaku's master plan is being made - to capture Keiko. Meanwhile at the human world Keiko runs for her life as she is being chased by humans possessed by the mind-controlling insects. She runs into a corner and someone pulls him beneath.. It's Botan! Botan calls Yusuke and tells him the situation and Suzaku's plan to capture Keiko.. but their conversation is rudely interrupted by the possessed people and together they run to an exit. On the other hand Yusuke and the gang are stopped by hundreds of zombies, but then Hiei thinks of a plan, and Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei worked together and formed a bridge for Yusuke to jump into the nearby entrance to the final chamber. They successfully accomplish the job, and Yusuke runs off to face Suzaku one-on-one as the three finish off the zombies.
Yusuke confronts the leader of the sacred demons - Suzaku, who</desc>
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    <title>Fracking Zombies - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In New Jersey, the survivors run out of fuel and embark on a dangerous mission to replenish their supply. Meanwhile, Cassandra's past comes back to haunt her.</desc>
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    <title>Pets - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Chris and Martin find a bunch of pets at Animal Junction. They all belong to Jackie and her animal helpers. Zoboomafoo learns how to take care of ducklings, goldfish, a rabbit, puppies, kittens, a crab, and even a calf. We also learn that all pets need lots of love. Zoboo also learns which animals should be pets and which ones should be ""free and in the wild"".
DUCK! While the guys are taking care of their pets, Jackie and the helpers take a raccoon back to his home.
TO THE CLOSET! Jackie shows up at Animal Junction to help the guys take the pets back to their owners.
CREATURE QUESTION: What creature uses Zoboo's hand as the spot to ""go""? As Martin says, ""You told her to go poop wherever she wants"". Ooops, false alarm, it's only pee!!! Funny guys!
Written by Anna Bourque   Directed by Steve Wright</desc>
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    <title>Who's In the Egg? - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Rhode Island Red chicks hatch at Animal Junction, but Zoboo, Martin and Chris don't have any idea what's inside a strange egg they find in the nest. The guys are surprised to discover it's a baby alligator, which they take home to mom. Jackie and the Animal Helpers protect salmon eggs so tiny and delicate they can easily break if the water around them is disturbed by making sure people cross the stream away from the salmon eggs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719070934 +0000" stop="20260719073729 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nose Knows - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Toothbrush, the baby elephant finds Martin and Chris Kratt, roaming about in a cave where bats live. Since Toothbrush has been separated from her family, the Kratt brothers aide her in searching for them. This way, she will be reunited with them again. A garder snake is spotted, when Jackie was cutting the grass. The snake likes being in dark areas, so she doesn't mow down, part of the grass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061712 +0000" stop="20260719063851 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffee Cart Ban - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Dean bans coffee carts on campus after an accident involving his wife, resulting in a war of the sexes when the girls and guys each try to come up with a scheme to circumvent the new rule.</desc>
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    <title>Roller Coaster - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Zoey's Physics teacher decides to take the class on a field trip to go on a roller coaster, and all the students are ecstatic, except for Michael. He's got a big problem, but will the gang be able to help him out, and will Lisa stand by his side?</desc>
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    <title>Chasing Zoey (1) / Chasing Zoey (2) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The end of the school year is approaching, and that means Prom is too! Zoey is going to spend her summer in Maui, but when James offers to come along, her reaction isn't what he expected. Quinn and Logan want to go to prom, but they want to keep their secret safe too, so they decide to pick each other's dates -- the result is not what either of them expected. Meanwhile, Lola is made head of prom committee, and all she wants is to arrive fashionably late, but will she be able to?</desc>
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    <title>Armada - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Saw Boss has developed a new vine, a madness vine, which drives men crazy, and he is luring the greatest Armada of the Tengu to fight him. Jayce tries to warn Prince Akeer not to fight but they are insulted by the thought of defeat or not accepting.</desc>
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    <title>The Chimes of Sharpis - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Curious as to the persistence of Monster Minds attacking a force field, Jayce lands on the protected planet and discovers the creatures there live by the chimes which are keyed to the growing frequencies of plants.</desc>
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    <title>Galaxy Gamester - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Jayce follows a clue to Audric and meets up with the gambler Vendetta who has a tape regarding his father, but Jayce has to win it in a game. It is a trap laid by Saw Boss. Vendetta plays a game with Herc to settle an old debt of Herc's.</desc>
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    <title>Circus Planet - S01E54</title>
    <desc>Jayce finds a message from Audric telling him to go to the circus planet. The root reacts to the nearness of Audric. Everyone splits up to find him, but unfortunately Saw Boss has followed Jayce there.</desc>
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    <title>Scent-imental Over You - S1947E04</title>
    <desc>Jealous of all the high-class dogs in their fine coats, a little Mexican hairless pooch borrows one, not realizing it's a skunk's pelt. Once she has it on, she finds everyone fleeing from her, except for the amorous Pepe Le Pew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061013 +0000" stop="20260719061706 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare Trimmed - S1953E15</title>
    <desc>Yosemite Sam hears that Granny has inherited fifty million dollars. Good guy Bugs tries to save Granny from Sam's clutches.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061706 +0000" stop="20260719062354 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs' Bonnets - S1956E01</title>
    <desc>A documentary-styled cartoon in which a behavioral study of the effects of different headgear ensues by constantly changing the hats on Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd and inducing them to enact the personalities suggested by the hats that land on their heads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719062354 +0000" stop="20260719063033 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bugs Bunny Mystery Special - S1980E09</title>
    <desc>Porky Pig, appearing as Alfred Hitchcock, "Master of Mystery and Suspense," hosts the compilation of crime cartoons. He introduces us to the show: a whodunit thriller, starring Bugs Bunny... Out one day of a stroll, Bugs stops by the City Bank just as a daring holdup is in progress, comitted by a mysterious Tall Dark Strangler. The strangler makes his getaway, but Bugs is arrested by Special Agent Elmer Fudd and charged with the crime. And so begins a series of mistaken identities that involves Bugs in a mini-crime spree, with the hare nearly dubbed "Public Rabbit Number One", and which pits Bugs against Wile E. Coyote, Tweety and Sylvester, and Fudd</desc>
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    <title>Rocket-bye Baby - S1956E18</title>
    <desc>A cosmic mix-up results in a Martian baby being delivered to Earth, while an Earth baby is sent to Mars.</desc>
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    <title>The Turn-Tale Wolf - S1952E18</title>
    <desc>The Big Bad Wolf's little nephew has learned at school that his uncle was the fiend who blew the Three Little Pigs' houses down and is ashamed that his uncle could have committed such a deed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064441 +0000" stop="20260719065214 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Hare Raising Tale - S1951E19</title>
    <desc>Bugs tells stories to his nephew Clyde.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719065214 +0000" stop="20260719071638 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnival of the Animals - S1976E01</title>
    <desc>All new animation combined with live action as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck accompany musician Michael Tilson Thomas in a performance based upon the music of Camille Saint-Saens and the poetry of Ogden Nash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071638 +0000" stop="20260719072328 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hole Idea - S1955E10</title>
    <desc>Meek, little inventor Calvin Q. Calculus defies the ranting of his battle-ax wife and invents a portable hole, which will revolutionize dog bone storage, rescue of babies from safes, and golfer putts. But a thief steals Calculus' supply of portable holes and uses them to go on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072328 +0000" stop="20260719073016 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hairied and Hurried - S1965E18</title>
    <desc>Wile E. Coyote chases the Road Runner and hopes, without success, to catch his prey using such schemes as a snow-making machine, a bomb dropped from a kite, a parachute dive (into a tornado), dynamite on an extending metal arm, and a karate chop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073016 +0000" stop="20260719073738 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plane Daffy - S1944E22</title>
    <desc>Daffy Duck is a message courier bird delivering a military secret that a femme fatale Nazi spy is determined to get.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073738 +0000" stop="20260719074434 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready...Set...Zoom! - S1955E11</title>
    <desc>Among the strategies that fail in Wile E. Coyote's attempts to catch the Roadrunner: glue on the road, a giant rubber band, an outboard motor in a wash tub, and dressing in drag as a female Roadrunner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074434 +0000" stop="20260719075057 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rushing Roulette - S1965E11</title>
    <desc>Wile E. Coyote chases the Road Runner, and his ploys such as glue on the road, a huge magnifying glass, an exploding piano, a cannon disguised as a camera, and an anvil dropped from a helicopter, all backfire on him, as usual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075057 +0000" stop="20260719075718 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A-Haunting We Will Go - S1966E09</title>
    <desc>Daffy Duck's nephew is convinced he has seen a witch while trick-or-treating at an old house. So, Daffy goes to the house to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060633 +0000" stop="20260719062837 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Feud - S01E05</title>
    <desc>To save Black Widow, Captain America leads the team into battle against a former World War II ally who he struggles to convince the team is a real person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062837 +0000" stop="20260719065105 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Adaptoid - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Avengers are out-gunned by the high-tech, power-mimicking Super-Adaptoid, and Captain America is the last man standing against the ultimate artificial intelligence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065105 +0000" stop="20260719071333 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyperion - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hyperion arrives to save the Earth but his methods become too extreme and the Avengers must stand up to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071333 +0000" stop="20260719073601 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molecule Kid - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye and Black Widow take on a covert S.H.I.E.L.D. mission to bring in the son of a super-villain, but when he is revealed to have a world-bending weapon, they realize keeping their mission a secret may be a fatal mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073601 +0000" stop="20260719075828 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depth Charge - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Attuma tries to sink Manhattan, Hulk is forced to prove his strength or perish trying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062916 +0000" stop="20260719072931 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penny and Dime - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Karen uncovers shocking facts about the Punisher, who finds himself hunted by a powerful force in Hell's Kitchen. Daredevil ponders his next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060037 +0000" stop="20260719062244 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holding Out for a Hero - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Guardians have to team up with Loki in Asgard when The Serpent infects the World Tree and threatens to destroy the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062244 +0000" stop="20260719064451 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With a Little Help From My Friends - S03E23</title>
    <desc>As the Guardians prepare to take the fight to The Serpent, they Bifrost around the galaxy to gather reinforcements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064451 +0000" stop="20260719070658 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Stuff is Hard to Do - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The Guardians and their friends search for the fragments of Dragonfang, a legendary weapon that will finally be able to defeat The Serpent forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070658 +0000" stop="20260719072905 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer Queen - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The Guardians, Loki and Iron Man travel to the castle of the evil Hela to ask her help in fighting The Serpent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072905 +0000" stop="20260719075112 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just One Victory - S03E26</title>
    <desc>With the Nova Corps defeated and the fate of the entire universe in jeopardy, the Guardians must turn to an unlikely ally to stop The Serpent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061257 +0000" stop="20260719065653 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fatal Focus (Garuda Indonesia, Flight 200) - S15E01</title>
    <desc>After a routine flight from Jakarta, Garuda Flight 200 hits the ground so hard it bounces violently before careering off the end of the runway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065653 +0000" stop="20260719074050 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fatal Delivery (UPS Airlines, Flight 6) - S15E02</title>
    <desc>Shortly after taking off, a fire breaks out on UPS Flight 6. As smoke fills the cockpit, getting the plane safely back is a race against time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064039 +0000" stop="20260719073133 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imitation - S07E22</title>
    <desc>The Marnsburg Crown Jewels were brought to the U.S. and stolen from the UN Building - Jena Cole, a thief, is believed responsible but have no leads on the location of the jewels. The IMF must recover the jewels before the hostile Marnsburg government makes a case out of it. Jena is to turn the jewels over to the Syndicate, which financed the theft. Barney manage to get close to Jena and she finds he has plans to the Marnsburg Consulate. Meanwhile, the IMF return the "real" jewels, claiming the first ones were fake and confirming it throuigh her diamond fence (a IMF replacement). Jena and Barney team up to get into the consulate and steal the "real" jewels and turns them over to Jim the creditor, so Jena tries to fake him out for substituting her supposedly fake gems for the "real" ones, then sneak out. The Syndicate shows up and figures out which gems are which, and the police take everyone, including Jena, into custody.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062010 +0000" stop="20260719070513 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Even Monsters Can Be People - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Monkey kills a girl and her elderly parents, Tripitaka is left with no choice but to punish him and send him back home to his mountain of fruit and flowers. No one believes Monkey's story that the people he killed were red, blue and yellow demons disguised as humans. When the pilgrims later discover that Monkey was telling the truth, Tripitaka finds himself in grave danger, and wishes he'd never denied the demons' existence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070513 +0000" stop="20260719074723 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning of Wisdom - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Desperate for water due to the intense heat, the pilgrims find that the nearest village is completely dried up. The local water monster, who has a taste for the souls of boys, had cursed the village with a drought, because the villagers had no boys left to sacrifice to him. With Monkey's cloud out of action, brave Pigsy volunteers to make the ultimate sacrifice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061759 +0000" stop="20260719064405 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titans’ Rift - S02E01</title>
    <desc>With Ian on sabbatical, Poppy must come up with a title for the new expansion. Dana and Rachel take their relationship to new heights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064405 +0000" stop="20260719071106 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grouchy Goat - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Brad wants to launch a mobile game. Poppy is pulled away from working on the expansion with Ian to speak at a luncheon for women in gaming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071106 +0000" stop="20260719073825 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#YumYum - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ian and Poppy work separately on the expansion, Jo helps C.W. deal with his publisher, and Brad sets out to find a romantic partner for David.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062926 +0000" stop="20260719071126 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalked on the Savannah (1) - S10E19</title>
    <desc>In a punishing Brazilian savannah, survivalists Wes and Jesse deal with searing heat as well as paralyzing wasps, aggressive bees, and poisonous rattlesnakes. But a territorial jaguar family circling their shelter may cost them the 21-day challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071126 +0000" stop="20260719075325 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalked on the Savannah (2) - S10E20</title>
    <desc>In sun-scorched Brazil, survivalists Wes and Jesse try to complete their 21-day challenge, but a jaguar crossing into their camp puts them on high alert. Starvation forces Jesse to attack a beehive in search of honey and the entire colony retaliates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061102 +0000" stop="20260719065448 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Space Squid - S01E07</title>
    <desc>What could make a NASA astronaut report seeing a flying saucer in the skies above a US Air Force test range? How have the swirling gases of Saturn formed a perfect Hexagon that has hovered above the planet’s pole for 30 years?
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Premiered 07/24/2014

U.S. UFO: Capitan Gordon Cooper sends two camera men to the area to set up filming equipment a test site, but they film a UFO landing instead. 

The Mega Hex: The Voyager Space craft takes photos of Saturn and appears to show a giant Hexagon engulfing the poles. 24 years later the Casini spacecraft takes better pictures that confirm the hexagon is still there. 

Lunar Lights: Apollo 14 is plagued with technical problems, but they make it safely to the surface on the moon. After developing film taken on the moon show mysterious blue lights. 

Discovery Déja Vu: 2001 Space Shuttle Discovery external camera seem multiple objects moving independently.  

The WOW Factor:  August 1977 a signal is picked up coming from deep space. 

Space Squid: December 1968 - Apollo 8 takes photos of the moon, but when developed the film show something with tentacles in space near the moon.

Space Angels: Space Shuttle Atlantis films thunderstorms from space. The film shows giant discharges above the clouds, that look like electrified jellyfish.

Interstellar Power Stations: Dr. Dick Carrigan is looking at the infrared data collected by observation satellites to find  Dyson's Sphere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065448 +0000" stop="20260719073749 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life in Hell - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A UFO crashes in Pennsylvania. Was it a secret Soviet satellite or something far more dangerous? On Mercury, NASA finds the impossible: frozen water. A strange object causes a skyscraper-sized shadow on the surface of Mars's largest moon. What is it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061237 +0000" stop="20260719063335 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liquor Store / Exterminator / Car Wash - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Nathan helps a liquor store sell to underage customers; an exterminator works very discreetly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063335 +0000" stop="20260719065434 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Starbucks - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Nathan uses parody law to help a struggling coffee shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065434 +0000" stop="20260719071549 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating Website / Party Planner - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Nathan helps a dating website attract female users; a party planner; self-motivation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071549 +0000" stop="20260719073649 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Nathan tries to get press for a taxi company; defending a hot dog stand's reputation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073649 +0000" stop="20260719075750 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Company / Movie Theatre - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Nathan shows a toy company how to market to children; a movie theater instates a no-sharing policy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060118 +0000" stop="20260719062301 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spiderhunt - S04E17</title>
    <desc>It’s a lockdown in the loft when Schmidt’s arachnophobia forces the group go on a spider hunt. In the midst of this chaos, Winston inadvertently makes Jess think that Cece is in love with Nick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062301 +0000" stop="20260719064445 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk of Shame - S04E18</title>
    <desc>After a night of partying at Bearclaw's, Jess and Cece make their way back to the loft and run into a familiar face. Meanwhile, Coach worries about bringing Nick and Winston around his sophisticated new girlfriend, May.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064445 +0000" stop="20260719070628 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Thing - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jess crashes a funeral, hoping to delete a “sext” she recently sent to the deceased. Then, Schmidt’s mom, Louise, arrives in town for a visit to demand he write thank-you notes for his bar mitzvah gifts, and Winston is desperate to be off-duty friends with his police partner, Aly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070628 +0000" stop="20260719072811 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Par 5 - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Fawn takes Jess to a charity golf tournament, but the Vice Principal lands in the sand trap in her attempts to make a good impression. Meanwhile, Winston meets a beautiful woman and must lie about being a cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072811 +0000" stop="20260719074954 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panty Gate - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Schmidt takes the fall to help Fawn out of a political scandal. Meanwhile, Jess declares herself a “love doctor” and Coach faces a life-changing decision with May.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060927 +0000" stop="20260719063028 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisqo / Reginae Carter - S15E12</title>
    <desc>Singer Sisqo captains Nick's Old School Squad against actress Reginae Carter and the New School Squad in Talking Spit, R&amp;Beef, Wildstyle and more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063028 +0000" stop="20260719065128 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug E Fresh / Kiana Lede - S15E13</title>
    <desc>Kiana Lede leads the New School in games of Turn Up for What, Hood Jeopardy and more, and Doug E. Fresh lends his beats to the Old School Squad in Wildstyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065128 +0000" stop="20260719071227 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Montel Williams / Montell Jordan - S15E14</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071227 +0000" stop="20260719073327 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naughty by Nature / Pivot Gang - S15E16</title>
    <desc>New School captains and performers Pivot Gang take on the Old School Squad led by Naughty by Nature in games of Pick Up &amp; Kill It, Let Me Holla, Hip Hop History and Wildstyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073327 +0000" stop="20260719075427 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cassidy / Cartel Crew - S15E17</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061347 +0000" stop="20260719063859 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Cunning of You Ayuzawa, Usui You Idiot! - S01E26</title>
    <desc>After getting away from the crowd, Usui and Misaki join a contest for couples, where thanks to her competitive nature and his teasing, they win the contest and receive a special prize for the post-festival fireworks. After the UxMishi concert, Misaki tries to find Sakura and Shizuko but finds Kuuga instead, who is planning to stroll around the festival together with Sakura. After confirming Kuuga is serious about Sakura, Kuuga wonders why Misaki hasn’t accepted Usui as her boyfriend. After receiving their special prize to wear a Romeo and Juliet costume, Usui brings Misaki to an empty classroom to get a better view of the fireworks. Misaki finally confesses to Usui that she is confused and doesn’t understand why her heart beats so fast whenever she’s with him. For that, he hugs her and tells her he loves her and everything about her and both of them kiss. Despite being embarrassed to admit her feelings, both of them stroll together at the festival hand in hand. In the epilogue, as everyone continues with their daily lives, it is revealed that Suzuna knows her sister likes a boy, Aoi is living with Satsuki again and Hinata still vows to win Misaki’s heart from Usui.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063859 +0000" stop="20260719065322 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's an Extra - S00E02</title>
    <desc>After getting her maid uniform torn, Misaki asks her sister, Suzuna, to fix it while she receives Suzuna's prizes delivered by Shizuko and Sakura who are substituting their older siblings. Much to her shock, her mother and Suzuna try on her fixed maid uniform before finally getting it back on her. While getting a stone to use for making Tsukemono, Hinata and Usui arrive at the Ayuzawa residence to give them some vegetables delivered by Hinata's grandfather. After having dinner, Misaki asks Usui if he's still taking care of the kitten he adopted to which he replies that he is, but he still hasn't given it a name yet. Misaki suggests that he should name the kitten "Licht" after the tea tin box delivered to Suzuna. Usui thinks it's a great name since "Licht" is German for "Light".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065322 +0000" stop="20260719071905 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misaki Is a Maid! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ayuzawa Misaki is Student Council President and top in her class.  She is also incredibly poor.  To help her single mother and younger sister make ends she secretly works at a maid café, a fact that she would prefer remain unknown to her classmates.  Unfortunately Usui Takumi, the most popular boy in school, bumps into her one day while she is in uniform.  Now he comes to the café everyday and stares at her.  Is he planning on blackmailing her, mercilessly tease her or something else.  What is a girl to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071905 +0000" stop="20260719074447 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Maid Even at the Campus Festival! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It's time for the annual school festival and Misaki wants to use the opportunity to improve the school's image and encourage more girls to enroll. However, problems arise with class 2-2 because the boys' activity proposals are attempts to sexually exploit the girls. The boys ask Usui to persuade her, though he puts very little effort into it. On the suggestion from the class's three girls, Misaki decides that class 2-2 will hold a café. Later, Usui warns Misaki that her hostility towards the boys will eventually backfire. On the day of the festival, things go well and there is a large turnout of girls. However, she finds out that the boys of class 2-2 are cosplaying in period military outfits, taking over the café and rounding up girls as prisoners. She scolds the boys, but they turn on her and leave the girls to run the café alone, which both Misaki and Usui help the girls. Seeing the action from the classroom windows, the boys return and serve the customers properly, making the café a success. During the festival bonfire, Usui finds Misaki resting under a tree. She thanks him for his assistance, but Usui teases her about being his personal maid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061832 +0000" stop="20260719064420 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cosmic Glow - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Amuro and Lalah fight each other for the second time and communicate telepathically, while Gihren Zabi inspects the construction of the Solar Ray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064420 +0000" stop="20260719071009 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Fortress A Baoa Qu - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Federation forces, including White Base, proceed to invade the Fortress of A Baoa Qu despite losing half of their combined fleet caused by Zeon's Solar Ray; Amuro and Char -now piloting the Zeong- engage in battle again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071009 +0000" stop="20260719073528 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S01E43</title>
    <desc>The Battle of A Baoa Qu reaches a critical point; White Base is deep within enemy territory, Amuro and Char's relentless duel continues, and Kycilia Zabi struggles in command.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062047 +0000" stop="20260719064443 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Lifeform - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The heroes battle monsters while Terrible Tornado faces Gyoro-Gyoro. Orochi appears before Saitama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064443 +0000" stop="20260719070905 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strongest Man - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Saitama is a guy who’s a hero for fun. After saving a child from certain death, he decided to become a hero and trained hard for three years. Though he’s now so strong he can defeat any opponent with a single punch, lately he feels as if, in exchange for overwhelming power, he’s lost something even more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070905 +0000" stop="20260719073327 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lone Cyborg - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A monster is moving toward City Z, one that has been created by the mysterious organization known as The House of Evolution. Genos, a young cyborg, attempts to stop it, but gets in over his head before Saitama happens along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073327 +0000" stop="20260719075748 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Obsessive Scientist - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Saitama and Genos glean information about The House of Evolution and its founder Dr. Genus, a scientist with dangerous ideas on artificial human evolution. Meanwhile, Dr. Genus learns of Saitama’s amazing strength and has plans of his own for One-Punch Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060344 +0000" stop="20260719062756 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Who Pick Up, Those Who Are Picked Up - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Sebas happens upon a near-lifeless woman, and takes her under his protection. Brain, left defeated by his encounter with Shalltear, meets up with Gazef. Members of the Blue Rose take measures against a drug plantation</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062756 +0000" stop="20260719065208 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Roses - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Gazef finds Climb practicing with his sword outside the castle, and asks to spar with him. Renner and Lakyus examine the coded document recovered by Evileye. Sebas finds himself beset upon from all sides over Tuare.</desc>
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    <desc>Sebas begins his raid of the brothel from one side, while Climb and Brain enter from the other side. While Climb covers the exit alone, he is confronted by Succulent and Cocco Doll trying to flee and a desperate fight begins.</desc>
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    <title>Owlette the Winner - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Luna Girl took the whistle for her two moth teams to get every toy in the toy shop.</desc>
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    <title>Speak UP, Gekko! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Romeo plans to steal all of the PJ Masks' voices so he can blame them for his crimes.</desc>
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    <title>Catboy and Master Fang's Sword - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Night Ninja steals Master Fang's sword.</desc>
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    <title>Catboy VS. Robo-Cat - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Romeo controls robot duplicates of Owlette and Gekko that he calls "Robo-Owl" and "Robo-Gekko"  while the real Gregg and Amaya are locked in hanging cages.</desc>
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    <title>Starting Today, You Are a Host - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Haruhi Fujioka, scholarship student, is immediately mistaken for a boy when she arrives at elite private school Ouran Academy. Searching for a quiet place to study, she stumbles across the Host Club, and, in an attempt to escape, accidentally breaks a ¥8 million vase. To pay back the debt, Haruhi becomes a member—needing to be "requested" by at least one hundred customers before she can leave. However, one by one the Host Club members discover her true gender; all except Tamaki, who accidentally sees her in her underwear before he gets the hint.</desc>
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    <title>The Job of a High School Host - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Host Club finds out that one of their regular customers, one of the few that skips from host to host regularly, is having trouble with her fiancé. The group then cooks up a plan to help, involving a dance, a kiss, and a big spotlight. Unfortunately, in the process, Haruhi has her first kiss; but not with the fiancé, but with the fiancée.</desc>
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    <desc>The time has come for the school's physical examinations, so the club must find a way to protect Haruhi's Big Secret. Their attempts fail miserably until Kyoya steps in, with a doctor who promises not to reveal her secret. Meanwhile, someone accused of attempting to "make a pass" on one of the female students, Dr Yabu (literally, Quack Doctor) is actually searching for his daughter after she and her mother left him due to financial problems. Kyoya points out that, if the man's family is really that poor, the girl would be attending Ouran Public High, rather than the prestigious and very expensive Ouran Academy. Tamaki gives him directions, explaining that, even though he might get hurt later, it's up to him to find the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Attack of the Lady Manager - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Host Club must deal with their new self-asserted manageress, Renge, a French otaku who claims to be Kyoya's fiancée. Renge has an overt obsession with video games, anime, manga, and cosplaying. She decides to make a movie for the host club, coming up with "parts" for them, such as Tamaki's "lonely prince" act and Honey's "evil on the inside" act. She gathers two yakuza (mafia) to play villains for the host club's "final fight," apparently a scheme where they band together to fight them. Haruhi attempts to protect Renge from their meager attacks, dislodging her contact in the process, causing her to appear to be crying in pain. Tamaki hurries over, angry at the thought some one has hurt her, only to find out that it was her contact that fell out. Haruhi finally helps Renge understand that there's more than stereotypes, and Renge immediately switches crushes from Kyoya to Haruhi. In the end though, the movie that was made by Renge was sold throughout the whole academy by Kyouya by saving the film before breaking the lens and lessening the violence.</desc>
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    <title>The Twins Fight - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The twins beg to be allowed to visit Haruhi's home, but she refuses. Haruhi comments about the differences between Hikaru and Kaoru, which triggers a fight between the inseparable siblings, even making them dye their hair different colors, blue and pink, in order to be told apart. When Haruhi finally stands up to their fighting, saying "if they've never fought before, they might need help stopping," Kaoru is about to give Hikaru a cursed doll with his name written on the back - but when Haruhi steps in, he gives it to her instead. However, when she turns it over, the back says "Fail," - alerting the host club it was all a trick to be allowed to visit Haruhi's house.</desc>
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    <title>Pizza/Magic/Cleaning - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ixbee, Pixbee and Squee venture into a pizza parlor, experiment with mind-bending magic and learn how humans clean up their messes.</desc>
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    <title>Arcade/Dumplings/Presents - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ixbee, Pixbee and Squee go for a high score at an arcade. Later, they gorge on a feast of dumplings and search for the perfect present.</desc>
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    <title>Junkyard/Spa/Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens have a smashing good time in a junkyard, observe humans relaxing at a spa and try to make sense of something called "love."</desc>
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    <title>Movie/Kindergarten/Sick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lights, camera, action! The aliens head to the movie theater. Later, they experience the wonders of kindergarten and learn about feeling sick.</desc>
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    <title>Baby, It's Cold Inside - S03E08</title>
    <desc>On a day when the furnace has broken down, Mama Carlson pays a surprise visit to the station and catches Johnny drinking in the broadcast booth.</desc>
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    <title>The Painting - S03E09</title>
    <desc>At Mr. Carlson's church auction, Herb buys a painting that Bailey loves. He tries to get Mr. Carlson or Bailey to buy it from him...until he learns that it might be valuable.</desc>
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    <title>Daydreams - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Carlson rehearses a dull speech in front of the WKRP staff, all the staffers drift off into daydreams about what they would most like to be: Herb as a Latin-American dictator, Jennifer as a '30s movie star, Les as a reporter covering the Blitz in 1940, Bailey as the President of the United States, Andy as a radio Mafioso, Venus as a standup comedian, and Johnny as a rock star.</desc>
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    <title>Frog Story - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Herb has accidentally spray-painted his daughter's pet frog Greenpeace pink, and brings the frog to the station trying to find a way to save its life. Meanwhile, Les convinces Johnny that he is suffering from the dreaded "schistosomiasis."</desc>
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    <title>Tappin Mo and Bo - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Mo and Bo discover tap dancing, but the sound disturbs everyone in the hotel.</desc>
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    <title>Fairy Tale Fuzzly - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Abby and Bozzly must save Harriet Bouffant when she becomes stuck in the tower.</desc>
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    <title>Super Secret Passageway - S01E34</title>
    <desc>When Abby and Bozzly help Otis improve his hide-and-seek skills, they all wind up stuck in an undiscovered secret passageway.</desc>
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    <title>Grumbles' First Haircut - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Grumbles' hair is quite thick and needs some trimming, but he is afraid to have the treatment.</desc>
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    <title>Fuzzly Ball - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Because Abby's parents can't come to a ball as they need to attend to hotel guests, Abby and the Fuzzlies decide to put up one at the hotel.</desc>
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    <title>The Fuzzlies Camping Trip - S01E37</title>
    <desc>While on a camping trip, Abby and the Fuzzlies meet a new Fuzzly, Grumbles.</desc>
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    <title>Snug Loving Chipmunks - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Chipmunks steal Teeny Terry's snug and Abby and Bozzly have to help him get it back.</desc>
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    <title>Abby's Snug - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Abby searches for a place to bunk for the night with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>Pterodactyl Troubles - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Super Tiny MegaPlane - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Chores Galore / Play Time - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Rakhi Rundown / Gaming the System - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Señoritis - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Maeby moves out on her own and reconnects with her cousin George-Michael.</desc>
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    <title>It Gets Better - S04E13</title>
    <desc>At UC Irvine things get steamy when George-Michael finds himself in a love triangle with his best friend Ray and his girlfriend Becky.</desc>
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    <title>Off the Hook - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Buster struggles to make it on his own and break away from his overbearing mother.</desc>
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    <title>Blockheads - S04E15</title>
    <desc>George-Michael tries to reconnect with his father, but is finding himself overwhelmed by the responsibility of running his business.</desc>
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    <title>Mixed Messages - S06E02</title>
    <desc>After the CIA denies his request to see Fiona, Michael calls upon his old Mentor, Tom Card. Michael offers help on a mission to take down a notorious drug cartel if Card can get him visitation privileges. In prison, Fiona is targeted by a ruthless gang leader, and must turn to a new friend in order to fend them off.</desc>
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    <title>Last Rites - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When Agent Pearce learns the identity of her fiancée's killer, she enlists Michael's help to seek revenge. Things get complicated, however, when they discover the man is under protection as a CIA asset. Meanwhile, Fiona seeks out a well-connected prison smuggler to find out who was behind an attempt on her life.</desc>
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    <title>Hellride - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sabrina pretends to be a racecar driver when the girls go undercover to investigate a conspiracy surrounding the death of a female racer.</desc>
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    <title>The Mexican Connection - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Angels head to Mexico in search of a downed plane full of heroin. While trying to find the only survivor of the crash, they end up in the crossfire between two warring heroin dealers.</desc>
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    <title>Adios, Muchachos - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Sal has his day in court — again — Willy decides to go his own way. After two decades, can the government finally make the charges stick?</desc>
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    <title>Comfort Food - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tip Top Cafe (San Antonio, TX), Grampa's Bakery &amp; Restaurant (Dania Beach, FL), Blue Moon Cafe (Baltimore, MD), Central City Cafe (Huntington, WV)

Guy Fieri uncovers some of America's greatest comfort food including a Baltimore cafe with a variety of French Toast, a third-generation family place in San Antonio with comfort food Texas style, a bakery-turned-restaurant in south Florida and a Huntington, W.V. cafe with home made cornbread</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063640 +0000" stop="20260719065804 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where The Locals Go - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Matthews Cafeteria (Tucker, GA), The Rivershack Tavern (Jefferson, LA), Monte Carlo Steak House (Albuquerque, NM)

Guy Fieri finds local favorites from a third generation cafeteria outside Atlanta that serves Southern favorites, a Louisiana bar with a culinary school grad who's making everything from rabbit to turtle soup; and the Albuquerque, N.M. steakhouse you can enter through the liquor store.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Benny's Seafood Restaurant (South Miami, FL), Chaps Pit Beef (Baltimore, MD), Burger Bar (Roy, UT)

Guy Fieri checks out some great family-run joints including a Baltimore favorite for pit beef with Ace of Cakes Duff Goldman. Next in Miami, visit a stop with recipes all the way from Puerto Rico and in Salt Lake City, a classic drive in burger joint.</desc>
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    <title>All Kinds of Barbecue - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Shed (Ocean Springs, MS), The Joint (New Orleans, LA), Texas Pride BBQ (Adkins, TX)

Guy Fieri takes a Southern swing to check out different varieties of BBQ including a Mississippi barbecue "dive" where the locals like it sweet, a New Orleans, a little place doing North Carolina style pulled pork and outside San Antonio, Tx., visits a sprawling barbecue complex.</desc>
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    <title>Nairobi - S02E01</title>
    <desc>East Africa's largest city is filled with thousands of two-legged obstacles: people! People who walk on all major roads, alongside such contraptions as Mkokotenis - massive handcarts that are pulled through thick, belching traffic. Traffic dominated by matatus - huge, rickety buses that stop wherever they want - if they can stop at all.</desc>
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    <title>Ho Chi Minh City - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Home to more than 5 million motorbikes, Ho Chi Minh City is a veritable river of two-wheelers where drivers carry everything from windows and doors to entire families on their scooters. Host Andrew Younghusband learns how to flow with the crowd - surviving crazy roundabouts, cyclos, trucks, jeeps - even sidecar motorbikes leftover from the war.</desc>
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    <title>The Four-Star Dragon - S03E14</title>
    <desc>With four dragon balls safely in their possession, Goku and Pan set off in search of the fifth. But standing in their way is the incredible Nuova Shenron, the Dragon of Fire! With Pan succumbing to Nuova's sweltering power, the battle for the 4-star ball is about to boil over!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064505 +0000" stop="20260719070943 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heart of the Prince - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Through the years Vegeta, Prince of Saiyans, was forced to bear the burden of being second best to his greatest adversary, Goku Battling both on the side of Earths greatest hero and against him, Vegeta comes to a shocking conclusion and makes an even more shocking admission!</desc>
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    <title>The Three-Star Dragon - S03E16</title>
    <desc>With Goku winning his battle against Nuova Shenron, he spares the dragons life in exchange for not killing Pan when he had the chance. But things get complicated when Eis Shenron shows up to reveal a shocking secret that no one saw coming. With the odds stacked against him, Goku fights for his life against the terrible twosome.</desc>
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    <title>The One-Star Dragon - S03E17</title>
    <desc>In the wake of intense fighting between Goku and Nuova Shenron, the devious Three Star Dragon, Eis, steps in and freezes Goku solid. As the sibling rivalry boils over between Eis and Nuova, Goku fights back when Eis uses Pan as a human shield! But there's another fighter resting in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to enter the battlefield.</desc>
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    <title>Ecstasy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Known by users as the ultimate “love drug,” ecstasy’s euphoric high comes with major lows: Ravers have died from it and organized crime gangs will kill for it.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gov. Jorge del Toro is linked to the Sinaloa Cartel and the DEA puts pressure on Esteban Prieto and Don Sol to capture El Chapo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719064435 +0000" stop="20260719072758 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>With the Mexican government turned against him, El Chapo gets cornered in Mazatlán. Berta becomes suspicious of Don Sol's love life.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Gonna End This Forever - S07E08</title>
    <desc>A new death shocks the students of Las Encinas. Iván makes a last-minute proposal to Joel, while Isadora must decide what to do with her parents.</desc>
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    <title>Scarborough - S04E03</title>
    <desc>This week the Embarrassing Bodies team are taking their services north, to the seaside town of Scarborough. The first patient through the door is 26 year old Russell, who has put up with an oozing and painful ulcer on his shin ever since a biopsy left an open wound two years ago. Enter Dr Dawn, who takes a swab from his leg and predicts that hospital treatment will be needed. Professor Val Edwards-Jones identifies the staphylococcal aureas organism in her analysis of the sample. While this explains the smelly discharge from Russell’s leg, he is referred to an immunologist to try and establish the cause of the problem. Russell sees an immunologist and a dermatologist, who determine that pyoderma gangrenosum syndrome is responsible for his leg ulceration. Immune cells have been attacking Russell’s skin and the condition has been complicated by his poor immune system being unable to deal with the added bacterial infection. Russell is told that there are probably only around 30 people in the world who have had this problem. He goes into hospital for two weeks, followed by six months of injecting antibiotics at home.</desc>
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    <title>Wakestock - S04E04</title>
    <desc>First into the clinic is 50 year old Mark, who after 30 years of putting up with phimosis (a tightening of the foreskin around the penis) has finally decided to seek help. This condition affects around 10% of uncircumcised men and Dr Pixie advises Mark to visit a urologist to decide which treatment would be best, which can include the use of steroid creams, stretching methods and circumcision. Mark opts for circumcision and joins the 12,200 men who have this procedure for medical reasons every year. It is a simple operation where the doctor removes the foreskin, keeping the glans permanently exposed and now Mark is able to have sex without experiencing any pain at all.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Bobby is left heartbroken by Bayley and Daisy is only too happy to pick up the pieces. Aaron continues to pursue Dominika and a VIP arrival brings drama to the villa.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Will a new arrival spell happiness for Josiah? There's a double blow for Daisy as she's left devastated by her ex and her friendship with the girls is left in tatters.</desc>
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    <title>The Anniversary - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Basil plans a surprise anniversary party for Sybil but, thinking he's forgotten it again, she walks out just before the guests arrive.</desc>
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    <title>Basil the Rat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Basil and the rest of the staff are in deep trouble when the health inspector turns up and delivers an enormous list of problems with the hotel. Things become even worse when Manuel's rat gets loose in the hotel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719071721 +0000" stop="20260719074742 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Touch of Class - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Basil is delighted when a member of the aristocracy chooses to stay at the Fawlty Towers, snubbing the normal guests who frequent the hotel. What Basil does not know, however, is that the man is not a Lord but a confidence trickster who attempts to steal his collection of rare coins. As Basil's desperation to keep such an 'upstanding' guest increases, he becomes increasingly tolerant towards the man's behavior, only to have the guest arrested in a police raid on the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061539 +0000" stop="20260719064334 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Building Bridges, Part 3 - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Rob feels that somehow Victor is being framed for the vandalism. He suspects either Tony Boyd, because he's no longer the best player on the team, or Walter Haines. because he fought with Victor the other day. Victor considers quitting after finding out that he's been accused of the vandalism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064334 +0000" stop="20260719071154 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Building Bridges, Part 4 - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Rob gets into a confrontation with the thunderheads while trying to prove Victor's innocence. Victor agrees to let Rob find out who's been trying to frame him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071154 +0000" stop="20260719073744 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Am I Blue?, Part 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gaby is excited when she learns that her heroine, Galaxy Girl, is making a special show at Hurston. She wants to buy a Galaxy Girl costume to wear at the assembly but she doesn't have enough money, so she borrows some money from her parents cashier planing to return the costume and get a refund. At the show something goes wrong and the model spaceship is stolen. She can't return the costume because it was on sale. Gaby is heart broken when she doesn't get to meet Galaxy Girl. She becomes more worried when the team leaves to confront Calvin but is even more scared when she finds the space ship model in her toy chest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061917 +0000" stop="20260719064458 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Requiem for a Wino - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When local wino Fishbone is mistakenly believed to have been killed, he attends his own wake dressed in drag as a mourner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064458 +0000" stop="20260719071039 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penny's Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Penny steals a necklace from a department store, Willona faces the possibility of losing custody of the girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071039 +0000" stop="20260719073619 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Mr. Nice Guy - S05E13</title>
    <desc>J.J. assumes the role of father figure when Michael starts to slack off, prohibiting his brother from attending an awards dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061952 +0000" stop="20260719064650 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wire - S07E06</title>
    <desc>The ladies try to help Nick reduce his sentence by implicating his partner. Sol attempts to catch a thief while Mallory establishes dominance at work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064650 +0000" stop="20260719071656 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Psychic - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Grace and Frankie scramble to keep their friend Arlene from being moved into memory care. Nick gets in the way of Coyote's romantic plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071656 +0000" stop="20260719075053 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bonida Bandidas - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Brianna and Mallory work with a conflict mediator who doesn't exactly have a great track record. Grace and Frankie try to smuggle drugs out of Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060537 +0000" stop="20260719061601 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Out - S1988E98</title>
    <desc>An unbelievably creepy jester pops out of Father Time's cuckoo clock and engages us with a silly poem while he strikes the hour in order to bring us up to speed. Basically, Father Time ate too much last night, so now he's having nightmares, and we all have to pay for it, since his tormented mind is making time go ker-flooey. You've got cars turning into dinosaurs, babies becoming old men, human sacrifice, cats living with dogs, mass hysteria! Worst of all, Gumby's alarm clock won't stop ringing. After it tells him that it can't stop and he tries smothering it with a pillow, he decides to visit Professor Kapp. Fortunately, Kapp has a giant grandfather clock that serves as a portal to Father Time's castle, so soon, they're making their way to Time's bedroom. His nightmares have become more violent, and he's spewing glitter that turns Gumby old as he crosses the room. Fortunately, the alarm clock wakes Time up, and everything goes back to normal, until Time sneezes, hurtling us all back about a thousand years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061601 +0000" stop="20260719062249 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Graduate - S1988E99</title>
    <desc>es, Gumby is finally graduating from high school, and Minga and Prickle are off to select a graduation present. Prickle looks at some watches, but Minga has something else in mind -- a WWII flying fortress. She decides to take it for a test drive, which makes it spin around and around. Prickle sees what's happening and grabs the end of the plane for some reason, only to get flung off into a cabin of Lincoln Logs. As he whines about his injury, Minga investigates a steam roller, which she unwittingly uses to flatten the Blockheads for no reason, knock a tower of Better Blocks onto Prickle and, of course, to grind Prickle into the ground. Prickle ends up in a body cast, and Gumby gets a watch and a steamroller for his graduation presents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062249 +0000" stop="20260719063007 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror-Aculous Recovery - S1988E01</title>
    <desc>While Prickle and Goo search for a hairbrush that's so important that it's only mentioned once, Gumby and Pokey enter a mirror, hoping to redeem the free hot fudge sundaes that a nearby sign promises them. Unfortunately, it's a trap set by the Blockheads, who shatter the mirror, trapping Gumby and Pokey in a strange other-world. When Goo fails to reassemble the mirror by reversing a tape recording of a note that shatters glass, Goo and Prickle get a clue and have Professor Kapp reassemble it with the most powerful plot device in the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063007 +0000" stop="20260719063753 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As the Worm Turns - S1988E02</title>
    <desc>The Blockheads are using insecticides on their farm, much to the dismay of the local earthworms. Fortunately, Gumby is the self-appointed guardian of all earthworms, and he rigs up a net to crash the Blockheads' crop dusting plane. Rather than press charges, the Blockheads agree to stop spraying, but then they start selling their worms as live fish bait. Gumby unites the worms of the world, and they devour the ground beneath the Blockheads' ugly, ugly house, destroying it. The worms of the world are free of their oppressors, thanks to Gumby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063753 +0000" stop="20260719064522 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Treasure - S1988E03</title>
    <desc>This harrowing tale of mystery and adventure begins in an antique shop, where Gumby and friends find a chest labeled "200 year old pirate chest". The shop owner claims that it's an ancient family heirloom that his great-great-grandfather passed down for generations, yet he's willing to give it up for $5.75. Rather than wonder how authentic a $5.75 treasure chest can be, Gumby and friends buy it, take it home, and crack her open. Inside are some jumping beans, which they have to waste some time waking up. They follow the beans to a tree, dig, and unearth a chest with more jumping beans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064522 +0000" stop="20260719065502 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beetle and the Caterpillar - S1988E04</title>
    <desc>The Blockheads sell their forest land to developers who are itching to make a freeway, and it just puts Gumby in a bad mood, what with how the freeway will ruin his farm's ecology. Meanwhile, Pokey is eating a carrot, inspiring a local beetle to instantly grow to fifty times its normal size for five seconds. Disregarding the dangers involved with giant insects, Gumby decides to use the bug's strange properties to scare off the driver of the Caterpillar tractor that's clearing the forest. When another driver comes by, Gumby uses his own size-altering powers to scare him away, leaving us to wonder why he needed the stupid bug in the first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065502 +0000" stop="20260719070216 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gumbot - S1988E05</title>
    <desc>Gumby has been horribly abducted! A red helicopter snatches Gumby up and takes him to an evil robotics company, where the Blockheads brainwash him by making him look at flashing lights. Along with the other three or four brainwashed clay figures, he's forced to work for the evil robotics company, as evidenced by the way he jabs a screwdriver at a circuit board. Fortunately, Pokey saw the helicopter take Gumby, and even more fortunately, the Blockheads leave it parked on top of the building where they're keeping Gumby. The Blockheads are vaguely defeated, and Goo undoes Gumby's brainwashing by crying all over him. I guess the other clay figures are still working for the evil robotics company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070216 +0000" stop="20260719071326 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guitar Magic - S1988E06</title>
    <desc>Gumby's reckless skateboard stunts have finally paid off. After smashing up a guitar store a book about 17th century Spanish guitars, he's forced to accept a magical guitar that makes you fly around. It'll be a nice act for his next concert, once he's had it repaired. One of the Blockheads impersonates the repairman, and of course, Goo doesn't recognize him, what with how he's wearing a fake mustache and all, so she gives him the guitar. When she realizes she's been duped, Gumby and friends chase the Blockheads into a field, where they get caught in a hay thresher/baler. We end with Gumby's concert, where Gumby flies away with the guitar and is ultimately stuck on some sort of spinning blade thingy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071326 +0000" stop="20260719072036 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Miner Affair - S1988E07</title>
    <desc>On the way to a gig in Tombstone Gulch, Gumby and friends are stopped by an old silver miner, who forces them, with his sheer charisma and a long whip, to work in his silver mine. Goo causes a distraction, which must involve their band equipment for some reason, and Gumby and Pokey dump a load of silver ore on him. They escape easily, and make it to the gig. The silver miner has the intelligence to follow them into town, where he's recognized and arrested almost immediately.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072036 +0000" stop="20260719072728 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Cooped Up - S1988E08</title>
    <desc>hile Gumby and friends are away, the Blockheads steal Chilly, the only chicken on Gumby's farm. They take her to the Eggspedition Building at Chickenco. What follows is a far too real description of corporate farming: chickens are kept in cramped cages for their entire lives, forced to lay eggs until they grow too old and then. . . . Well, it's still a children's show, so they don't go on to say. Chilly fakes an illness by not laying eggs, and when she's removed from her cage, she escapes the building, but gets stopped by the fence. We have to wrap it up quick, though, so Gumby and friends very conveniently come along and save her. Gumby shuts Chickenco down, and the world is safe once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072728 +0000" stop="20260719073430 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Girls - S1988E09</title>
    <desc>Gumby is the world's biggest teen idol! Literally two trucks full of screaming girls chase after him and his band after the concert! After a brief interlude in Paris, where we learn how to order orange juice in French and Prickle's bread roll talks to him, Gumby and friends are chased by the girls back to their farm/studio! Gumby and friends are mobbed, and the girls carry off torn scraps of Gumby's clothes as souvenirs!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073430 +0000" stop="20260719074130 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Smashing Hit - S1988E10</title>
    <desc>Prickle's only played the clarinet for one day, but that's no reason why he can't perform with the band at the cherry festival. By a stroke of luck, he happens upon the pitch that shatters every glass object in the city, and he, along with Gumby and other friends, run away before he can be prosecuted. They all duck into the book called "The Glass Menagerie and Dr. Jekyll". They find a glass museum, run by a mad scientist old movie Dracula, who lets them visit for free. Unfortunately, that's only because he plans on turning them into glass sculptures. He traps everyone under giant wine glasses, except Prickle, who finds his clarinet and shatters the glass again, freeing them. The moral: clarinets have as much potential for good as they do for evil, and must not fall into the wrong hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074130 +0000" stop="20260719074802 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Ball - S1988E11</title>
    <desc>A package parachutes into Gumby's ranch. The only writing on it are the words "Top Secret". "Let's open it!" It turns out to be a golden ball that randomly freaks out whenever Gumby and friends play music. They decide to use the strange object to get on Johnny Carson and MTV, after lunch, of course. Wouldn't you know it, the Blockheads steal it while they're eating, and they have a downright unnessecary chase scene to recover it. The short ends with Gumby's strange, phantasmagoric concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074802 +0000" stop="20260719075717 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elephant and the Dragon - S1988E12</title>
    <desc>Poor King Ott. His elephant and his dragon just don't get along. The elephant insists that the dragon doesn't exist largely despite the fact that he walks past him every flipping day, and the dragon tries to prove his existence by roasting the nearby town. Every day. Ott sends for Gumby, who has saved his sorry butt so many times in the past. Gumby threatens to take over the elephant's job if he can't get along with the dragon. That shuts him up. Goo does a live report on the labor dispute for the evening news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060041 +0000" stop="20260719062549 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit, Fat, and Forty-One - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Determined to lose eight pounds from around his middle, Bob goes on a strict diet. With Jerry's help, he joins a weight-reducing class that seems to be populated mostly by women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062549 +0000" stop="20260719065056 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blues for Mr. Borden - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719065056 +0000" stop="20260719071606 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Wife Belongs to Daddy - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Emily's parents pay a surprise visit that makes Bob terribly uncomfortable. Emily's father is gregarious, well-traveled, a war hero, an outdoors man... in short, everything that Bob isn't.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071606 +0000" stop="20260719074114 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T. S. Elliot - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bob's patient Elliot Carlin parades all his phobias and insecurities as he prepares to ask Carol Kester for a date. He then finds it even harder to accept her answer which is "yes."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062042 +0000" stop="20260719064244 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drew's Brother - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Drew's older brother Steve makes a surprise visit.  He reveals that he has recently lost his job and gone through a broken engagement, and asks to stay with Drew for a while.  Lewis dislikes Steve because of a prank he once played on him.  Kate convinces Drew to hire Steve for the opening in the store's cosmetics department.  He reluctantly agrees after they both promise to stay out of trouble.  Drew asks Mr. Wick to pretend to fire Steve on his first day.  When they go down to the floor to carry out the joke, Drew discovers that Steve is wearing a wig and women's clothing.  He reveals that he is a cross-dresser.  Wick orders Drew to fire Steve immediately.  Drew is shocked by his brother's news, but decides to stand up for him.  He feels that the customers won't even realize that Steve is a man, as Wick initially mistook him for a woman.  He dresses up four men on the sales floor as women and challenges Wick to find one of them.  If he is correct, he can fire Steve and have Drew's poo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064244 +0000" stop="20260719070347 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Thing You Don't - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The guys decide to get their band back together and enter a battle of the bands contest at the Warsaw.  Kate wants to be lead vocalist, but no one thinks that this is a very good idea because she is terrible.  She forces Oswald to stand up for her, and he begs Drew and Lewis to change their minds.  At a meeting about the contest, the gang runs into Herb, a rival from high school.  He is certain that his band will win, as they have played together at the Holiday Inn for twenty years.  The guys are determined to best him, but know that they cannot win if they let Kate "sing."  Oswald refuses to ask her to leave, so Drew tells her that she sucks.  She quits, and Oswald follows.  Drew and Lewis bring in a guy from high school to play keyboards, and make the finals.  Kate pries the truth about her singing from Oswald.  She feels they should always be honest with each other, but he disagrees.  Mimi tries to knock Drew out of the contest by hitting him with a bathroom door, but mistakenly hur</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070347 +0000" stop="20260719072551 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Volunteer - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Drew's pastor convinces him to volunteer at a retirement home whose residents have a particularly bad reputation.  When Mr. Wick learns of this, he sucks up to Mrs. Louder by suggesting that the store get some good publicity by forcing all employees to "volunteer" at retirement homes on the weekend.  Gus, one of the residents, convinces Drew to ease the seniors' boredom by taking them along to the store and letting them help with inventory.  Gus takes a bunch of photographs and convinces a local TV reporter that Drew is abusing the residents.  The home receives an outpouring of gifts from horrified citizens, and the elderly begin picketing Winfred-Louder.  Mrs. Louder plans to issue a press release that says Drew is fired, then hide him at another store until he eventually apologizes at a press conference.  Drew doesn't want to take the blame for something he didn't do, so she gives him one day to coax a confession from Gus.  When he cannot get him to crack, Mrs. Louder shows up and th</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072551 +0000" stop="20260719074753 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vacation - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Winfred-Louder holds a contest, offering two tickets to the Bahamas for the employee with the best desk decorations.  Mimi tries to impress Wick by re-creating the abbey of his youth and having a children's choir sing insulting songs about Drew.  Wick points out that he was regularly beaten by choir boys as a child, and tells her that she lost.  Drew creates an entirely edible cubicle, while Kate just dances on the cosmetics counter.  Wick names them co-winners and gives them each a ticket.  Drew confesses to Lewis that he is worried about being alone with Kate, as he has always dreamed of being stranded with her on a deserted island and doesn't know if he can control himself.  He offers the ticket to Oswald, but he has to work.  Drew tries to get Kate to give her ticket to Nicki; but she also must work, and thinks that she is too fat to wear a swimsuit because she is now eating all of the time.  Lewis accidentally spills the beans about Drew's feelings for Kate to Oswald.  An enraged</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062504 +0000" stop="20260719071204 +0000" channel="C4032.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A scooter bomb goes off at Kala Ghoda. Srikant learns about a mission called Zulfiqar. Suspects in the blast case tell him about a drop box near Victoria College. He arranges for round-the-clock surveillance at the drop box location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071204 +0000" stop="20260719075853 +0000" channel="C4032.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anti-National - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When he finds out that one of the hospitalised prisoners is part of Mission Zulfiqar, Srikant interrogates the prisoner’s friend, Moosa, about it. Someone called Kareem has used the dropbox. TASC monitors Kareem’s hostel room, but Kareem gives them the slip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063119 +0000" stop="20260719072724 +0000" channel="C4034.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich White People - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Griselda welcomes some well-supplied Medellín associates to Miami, but an enemy isn't far behind. A night out fuels a bold plan to tap into a new market.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063024 +0000" stop="20260719071535 +0000" channel="C4035.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working on a Dream - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Amy is roped into helping Tim project a positive image to the community, in hopes it will further his custody case for Shane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719071535 +0000" stop="20260719080043 +0000" channel="C4035.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Down and Building Up - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Amy must find a way to save rescue horses from kill buyers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060408 +0000" stop="20260719062517 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Method of Acting - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Brendon's acting skills fail his audition for a local play, so he uses his cinematic skills to secure a part. Meanwhile, Paula begins teaching a creative writing class with an eye on at least one student body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062517 +0000" stop="20260719064627 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Through a Fisheye Lens - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Brendon believes a fisheye lens with save his stiffly written horror film, but his efforts to get one are frustrated by family cash-flow problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064627 +0000" stop="20260719070907 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Nurse - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Brendon launches a series of efforts to convince the school nurse that he is ill and should be sent home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070907 +0000" stop="20260719073118 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortgages &amp; Marbles - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Josie's trip to the hospital inspires the subject of Brendon's extra-credit educational film about the hazards of putting marbles in your nose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073118 +0000" stop="20260719075357 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Law and Boarder - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Faulted for a bike-riding accident, Brendon is ordered by the court to write an essay about breaking the law. The film he makes instead - a smear piece on the drivers who hit him - does not impress the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719061212 +0000" stop="20260719063609 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost of Oogway - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Po encounters the ghost of Master Oogway, who seems strangely bent on causing dissension in the Jade Palace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719063609 +0000" stop="20260719070007 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kung Fu Kid - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When a kung fu prodigy arrives at the Jade Palace, Po’s enthusiasm begins to sour when he gets a little jealous of the attention being heaped onto the young master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719070007 +0000" stop="20260719072304 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies of the Shade - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Po befriends a troupe of dancers, unaware that they are actually a band of traveling thieves. When a prized item goes missing from the Jade Palace, Po has to disguise himself to infiltrate the band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072304 +0000" stop="20260719074706 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Bro Po - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Po must look after Taotie's son after he is taken to prison after a failed attack on the Jade Palace. His loyalties are split when he tries to help his father get out of prison though he has warmed to Po.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719060250 +0000" stop="20260719062557 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curse of the Monkey King - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids take a shortcut to the boat bound for the Forbidden City, and are waylaid by a tricky monkey. Zhizhu informs Mayor Li of some distressing sounds coming from the Wellspring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719062557 +0000" stop="20260719064903 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Game of Fists - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Po and eventually the kids finally make it on the Riverboat, they discover old friends, new enemies, and perplexing cargo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719064903 +0000" stop="20260719071210 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast of the Wasteland - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids are once more waylaid, this time by Mole Rats who have deemed Bao their god. But when Bao isn't able to defeat the mythical creature plaguing the Wasteland, Fan Tong steps up to save the day.</desc>
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    <title>Beginnings (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Beginnings (2) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Wan's spirit shows Korra how he learned the other three elements and the reason why he eventually merged with Raava and became the first Avatar. His story makes Korra realize what she must do to restore balance to the physical and spirit worlds.</desc>
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    <desc>Korra seeks Tenzin's help to enter the Spirit World for the first time. However, their attempts prove to be futile until Jinora comes to Korra's aid. Meanwhile, Mako and Asami rekindle their relationship, though Mako's investigation into Varrick's affairs lead to the firebender's arrest.</desc>
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    <title>Man of the House - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A small, timid man who is dominated by his Amazonian wife despairs of ever becoming respected in a community of he-men.</desc>
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    <title>Barnaby Boggs, Esq. - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A medicine man who is old friends with the Lone Ranger and Tonto finds himself under fire when he is able to identify an outlaw who is estalished a respected man in the commuity.</desc>
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    <title>Sheep Thieves - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Two young men switch clothes while on a stage coach so as to play a practical joke on the owner of one of the local sheep stations. Unbeknownst to both of them they set in action a chain of events that could have dire consequences for everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Jim Tyler's Past - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger forces a man to prove that he is either an honest lawman or a dishonest murderer when he brings him face to face with his past.</desc>
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    <title>Manimal - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When a group of thieves devise a plan to hijack a shipment of nerve gas, Detective Brooke Mackenzie must stop them. She teams up with Dr. Jonathan Chase, a man that knows the secrets that divide man and animal and who is trained in an African technique that allows him to change into different animal forms.
TRANSFORMATIONS - a hawk and a black panther.</desc>
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    <title>The Doppelsmashers - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When the Hulks are framed by Abomination for attacking the S.H.I.E.L.D. Tri-Carrier, they must face evil gamma-powered doppelgangers of themselves in order to save Nick Fury.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Green Mile - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Hulks are locked up by Abomination in the super villain prison where many of their enemies now reside.</desc>
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    <title>The Green Room - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. track the Leader to a deserted island but get stuck in a deadly maze, where they are forced to battle the Hulk's dark side -- in physical form.</desc>
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    <title>The Defiant Hulks - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Hulk reluctantly fills in as Mayor of Vista Verde while Red and Skaar leave the team to start their own webcast as super villain bounty hunters - their first target: Abomination.</desc>
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    <title>Let Sleeping Dragons Lie! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Skull Master tricks a sorcerer by the name of Ravendark who is cursed within a cave to reawaken and release an evil dormant dragon from the earth saying that this will finally give him freedom.  What Ravendark doesn't know is that he is not freeing himself by releasing the dragon that will tear the earth apart, but he is freeing Skull Master.  Max, Virgil, and Norman fail in preventing the dragon from waking up.  Now they must convince Ravendark to put it back to sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Rumble in the Jungle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on an expedition in the Congo, Max's mom uncovers and is captured by a lost civilization of talking gorillas who enslave human beings.  Max with the help of Virgil and Norman set out to rescue his mom and the enslaved humans.</desc>
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    <title>The Mother of All Adventures - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Max's mom brings a figurine back from Haiti that turns out to be filled with zombie parasites.</desc>
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    <title>Norman's Conquest - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Norman struggles with his fear of facing Spike an old adversary of his family who murdered his father when he was a boy escaping from an ice prison.  Spike vowed a thousand years to finish off Norman as well, and he intends to keep that promise.</desc>
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    <title>Less Than 20,000 Squid Heads Under the Sea - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Max, Virgil, Norman, and a rich Texan go traveling underwater in submarine to battle a a giant octopus that is capturing and destroying ships.  While underwater, the group encounters a squid civilization.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery of the Disappearing Oasis - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Although Mr. T hates flying, he takes his team to Cairo, Egypt to meet Joanna Bakara, Kim's pen pal. Joanna's father is an Egyptologist trying to piece the mystery of the Pyramid of Amenhotep while his greedy comrade Dr. Fasiri an...</desc>
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    <title>Fortune Cookie Caper - S02E08</title>
    <desc>In the heart of New York City's Chinatown, Mr. T and the team stumbles onto a mysterious string of arsons involving rare goods, including rare books from a bookstore owned by Jeff's parents. The team finds out that Mr. Fong, the owne</desc>
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    <title>U.F.O. Mystery - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Mystery of the Stranger - S02E10</title>
    <desc>"Never ever go with strangers!" That's the lesson Spike had to learn the hard way. While the team was in Hollywood performing as stunt doubles, Spike was offered a hamburger by a married couple, but was stopped by his sister Robin...</desc>
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    <title>Serenity Lake Sanatorium - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Six people agree to confront their worst nightmares and spend the night in a haunted hospital. They're sent to Canada's Serenity Lake Sanatorium, a former TB clinic, where thousands of patients, and even staff members lost their lives to the disease.</desc>
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    <title>One Step Too Many - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mac and Charlie score a key witness, a retired Marine general, in their attempt to corroborate Jerry's Operation Genoa story. Will follows Nina's lead to soften his image by making an impromptu appearance on a morning talk show. Jim gets unexpected company during his reunion with Hallie, who's in town to cover a Romney rally.</desc>
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    <title>Invitation From the Abyss - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ginoza meets up with the head of the Public Security Bureau about Makishima, who confidentially reveals to him about the real culprit of the Specimen Case, Touma Kouzoburou, three years ago who happens to be "criminally asymptomatic" just like Makishima. She urges him to keep any doubts away from the public eye and orders him to capture Makishima. Following Yuki's funeral, Akane agrees to undergo a 'Memory Scoop' to provide a photofit of Makishima based on her memories of the incident, despite warnings from others that it may damage her Psycho-Pass. Despite reliving the traumatizing memory, the Memory Scoop is successfully completed without her Psycho-Pass reaching into dangerous levels, providing a photofit image of Makishima to aid in the investigation. Later, Ginoza discusses with Masaoka, who is actually his father, about how Akane manages to keep her Psycho-Pass from becoming unclouded.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Poison - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A man in a helmet breaks into a pharmacy, kills the staff, and departs with drugs. When the MWSPB arrives on the scene, they find his coefficient wasn't high enough to raise an alarm. The same man attacks a woman in public, brutally beating her to death with a hammer in front of a crowd and a Psycho-Pass scanner. Later, the team learn that more culprits, wearing the same helmets, rob an armored car. Kogami deduces that the second crime would have a motive, leading their investigation to a man named Jyunmei Itoh who had a grudge against the victim. As Itoh attempts to escape, Kogami deduces that helmets copy the clear Psycho-pass rate of innocent bystanders and thus help criminals avoid evasion. With Akane and Masaoka's help, he apprehends the murderer.</desc>
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    <title>The Town Where Sulfur Falls - S01E15</title>
    <desc>As footage of the helmet killings appear on the internet, the helmets are distributed to more criminals who begin committing more horrendous crimes out in the open, prompting bloodthirsty revenge from the public in the name of self-defense. As the MWSPB are sent in to suppress the riots, Kogami deduces that the riots are intended to draw the police away from the Health and Welfare Ministry's Nona Tower facility, where the Sibyl System is located. As Makishima and his gang break in, Kogami, Akane and Shuusei head to the scene.</desc>
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    <title>The Gate to Judgment - S01E16</title>
    <desc>As Akane, Kogami, and Shuusei enter the Nona Tower, Makishima intends to act as a diversion at the top of the tower while Guseong reaches the core of the Sibyl System in the hidden basement. Kogami and Akane decide to chase after Makishima to the top of the tower as Shuusei descends to the basement. After descending to the hidden basement, Shuusei has lost connection with the network and discovers the truth behind the Sibyl System. Meanwhile, Kogami engages in a battle with Makishima. Makishima beats Kogami but is knocked out by Akane. Kogami instructs Akane to kill Makishima but Akane was able to control her emotions. Meanwhile, Shuusei defeats the guards and confronts Guseong at the heart of the Sibyl System, who is suddenly killed by Kasei, who is revealed to be a cyborg and proceeds to override her Dominator to fire at Shuusei.</desc>
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    <title>Part V - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The teenage Kizzy, well-versed in Mandinka history, falls in love with young Noah, who's determined to escape.</desc>
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    <title>Same Island, New Twists - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the season five premiere, four new couples face challenging situations that put their relationships to the test.</desc>
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    <title>Tiki Lights and Freaky Nights - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The couples attempt to remain composed as they watch their partners invite singles on dates.</desc>
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    <title>One Small Step... - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Madison get an unexpected guest.</desc>
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    <title>Bar Therapy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Siri and her friends from the university celebrate their half-term exam. Siri tries to get further and further away from David and in the heat of the moment she meets John. Immediate attraction arises.</desc>
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    <title>My Name Is Siri - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Siri and David's relationship is breaking down and after a big quarrel, Siri runs away from home. In the heat of the moment, she contacts John and now she is suddenly at his home.</desc>
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    <title>The Beauty and the Shittyness of Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Siri and John have created a parallel universe for themselves. A universe where Siri feels she can be herself in a way she cannot with David.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Anniversary - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Siri and David celebrate their seventh anniversary and check-in at a luxury hotel. She can not stop thinking about John while David tries to get close. Siri reveals her feelings.</desc>
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    <title>Stink of Fear (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Bullwinkle remembers he forgot the secret ingredient to his stinky pie recipe, he and Rocky travel to Norway and enlist the help of his beloved Grandwinkle, not knowing that they are being followed!</desc>
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    <title>Stink of Fear (4) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Director Peachfuzz recruits Rocky and Bullwinkle to help her infiltrate Fearless Leader's hideout, and Boris and Natasha are replaced by a robot henchman.</desc>
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    <title>Stink of Fear (5) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Fearless Leader brainwashes Bullwinkle, Rocky must team up with Director Peachfuzz to stop them from making the stinky pie and taking over the world.</desc>
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    <title>The Dark Side of the Moose (1) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Rocky and Bullwinkle want an interesting story to tell at their upcoming reunion, they accidentally take off for space in a very real rocket.</desc>
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    <title>The Black Sphere - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On an isolated asteroid, the blind Heratos and his Zotrian companion Atena attempt to contact the Odyssey. The gods of Olympus, who took Heratos' sight, offer to return it if he sends Ulysses to the graveyard of wrecks and hulks. After they threaten Atena, he agrees to betray Ulysses. The Odyssey receives their signal and heads towards Atena and Heratos' asteroid. Atena explains how she was found abandoned as a child in a spaceship by Heratos, and Heratos himself tells Ulysses of a black sphere that lay next to Atena in the ship. After touching the sphere, he found it to be a ship's log showing a map of Olympus and the route through the galactic glaciers. To prevent him from knowing too much, the gods took away his sight, and he and Atena ended up stranded on an asteroid. Heratos pretends give Ulysses directions to the galactic glaciers, but they are instead directions to the graveyard of wrecks and hulks. After confessing his crime to Atena, they both travel into space after Ulysses.</desc>
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    <title>Flowers of Fear - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Odyssey comes across a lifeless city world. On hearing that its people had the technology to bring the dead back to life, Yumi takes Numinor to the planet to revive him. However, she learns why there is no life in the city.</desc>
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    <title>Cronus, Father of Time - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ulysses is saved from a Trident attack by Chronos, the god of time, who wants to use him as leverage to be allowed to reenter the home of the gods.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The ship passes a moon that brings Numinor back to life, since it's from his home planet of Zotra. When they investigate, the children disappear and Numinor suspects they've been kidnapped by a legendary witch.</desc>
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    <title>Wednesday, September 13, 2023 - S50E242</title>
    <desc>Victor informs Victoria about her new role at Newman. Nikki threatens Adam. Sharon notices a connection between Chance and Summer.</desc>
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    <title>Thursday, September 14, 2023 - S50E243</title>
    <desc>Jack calls a family meeting. Lily confronts Daniel about Heather. Tucker makes a deal with Audra.</desc>
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    <title>Genetically Inferior Beta Males - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gretchen parents her friends with mixed results. Jimmy does Vernon’s podcast. Edgar embarks on an alternative therapy. Lindsay pushes Paul too far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719063445 +0000" stop="20260719065920 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seventh Layer - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Vernon and Paul take a road trip.</desc>
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    <title>Talking to Me, Talking to Me - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy builds a tree house. Gretchen accompanies Lindsay during a potentially emotional event. Edgar’s professional life flourishes to Dorothy’s dismay.</desc>
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    <title>The Inherent, Unsullied Qualitative Value of Anything - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At a wedding together for the first time since the day they met, Jimmy and Gretchen’s tensions come to a head. Edgar’s relationship is jeopardized by his newfound success. Lindsay is forced to come clean to Paul.</desc>
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    <title>The Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Several crew members and passengers search the ship for the boy after locking up the captain, Olek, Jérôme and Ramiro. Krester’s secret is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>Flower Power - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Sally's mom has a cold, so Sally wants to pick her some colorful flowers to make her feel better. The Cat in the Hat takes Nick and Sally to the forest of Flora-Fah-Zoom where they meet three different creatures that all depend on flowers to live. Sally decides to make her mother a picture of the flowers they have encountered in Flora-Fah-Zoom instead of picking a flower that animals need in order to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Snowman's Land - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sally and Nick have just finished making a statue of the Cat in the Hat out of snow, but it's starting to melt! Good thing the Cat knows where to take the melting snowcat: to the cold and snowy north! In the arctic, the kids skate on a frozen lake, make snow sculptures, and learn that water can freeze and melt when it's cold or warm outside. Because it's getting warmer back home, they leave their snowcat sculpture there so they can come back and visit him!</desc>
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    <title>Dress Up Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Nick and Sally are playing dress-up, but oh, no! Sally's princess dress has torn, and mom doesn't have any silk thread to fix it. The Cat takes them to his good friend Mindy, the silk caterpillar. Mindy shows them how she makes silk. Sally uses the silk thread to fix her swirly-twirly princess dress!</desc>
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    <title>Bathtime - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Nick and Sally have been playing in the mud, and now they need to get clean! The Cat in the Hat knows some friends who have some very wonderful ways to bathe! In Bana Bana Savanah, they meet three different animals who all keep clean in very different ways. Even though it's fun to try bathing the way the animals do, Sally and Nick decide that good old soap and water works best for them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719061731 +0000" stop="20260719063908 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Steaks Are High - S01E15</title>
    <desc>With an impressive list of presidential customers, it takes 1,800 staff members and a full-time knife-sharpener to keep up with the demand for Omaha Steak's mail-order filet mignons. With no artificial flavors, colors or preservatives, 1.4 million Annie's Cheddar Bunnies crackers hop through the company's 200-foot tunnel oven every hour. The name may not sound too appealing, but Zatarain's Dirty Rice Mix is downright delicious and has been a New Orleans favorite since 1889.</desc>
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    <title>And the Partnership Hits the Fan - S05E20</title>
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    <title>And the Big Gamble - S05E22</title>
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    <desc>When Sophie goes into labor just before the Dessert Bar’s grand opening, she demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. Also, the girls run into problems when they don’t secure a liquor license for their new venue.</desc>
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    <title>And the 80's Movie - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s plans to attract a more sophisticated clientele to their dessert bar take a turn when Max befriends a bouncer whose team of arm wrestlers becomes their latest patrons. Also, Max and Randy continue to text each other, but when she runs out of sexy messages to send him, Oleg offers to be her ghost writer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Godmama Drama - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Oleg and Sophie’s plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara’s godparents is derailed when Oleg’s domineering mother, Olga, arrives from the Ukraine for the baby’s baptism and fires Max and Caroline from their godparent duties.</desc>
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    <title>And the College Experience - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Caroline and Max are invited to speak about their business at Caroline’s alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, Max takes the opportunity to give Caroline the college partying experience she never had. Also, Oleg’s attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie, and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Rom-Commie - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba, and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Also, Max must decide whether it’s time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sophie Doll - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When the girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, Caroline must think quickly when she has to take the class exam solo after Max gets chicken pox from Han. Also, Sophie creates a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara.</desc>
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    <title>And the Duck Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s dessert bar business booms when they hire Clint, a popular bartender, but the girls need to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist’s potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Also, Han enters a duck stamp-drawing contest, and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.</desc>
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    <title>And the About Facetime - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Randy and Max get tired of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, Randy sets her up with one of his co-workers. Also, Oleg is distraught when Sophie tells him to trade in his beloved car for a minivan.</desc>
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    <title>And the Himmicane - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a hurricane approaches the area, Caroline fears that a big divorce party she’s planning for a wealthy couple will get broken up when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Also, Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he’s blocking her calls, and Oleg is jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with their handsome new "manny".</desc>
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    <title>And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles - S06E11</title>
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    <title>And the Riverboat Runs Through It - S06E12</title>
    <desc>As Max and Caroline's road trip misadventures continue, their lack of money finds them stowing away and waitressing on a riverboat to New Orleans as Max tries to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie rake in big bucks when they sell pony rides with Chestnut.</desc>
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    <title>And the Stalking Dead - S06E13</title>
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    <title>And the Emergency Contractor - S06E14</title>
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    <title>And the Turtle Sense - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but has nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Also, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.</desc>
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    <title>And the Tease Time - S06E16</title>
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    <title>And the Jessica Shmessica - S06E17</title>
    <desc>When Bobby invites Caroline to a party to meet his family, she is eager to make a good impression but isn’t prepared for the torch that his mother and sisters still carry for Bobby’s ex-girlfriend. Also, Caroline’s nerves are even more frayed when the diner gang decides to tag along.</desc>
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    <title>And the Dad Day Afternoon - S06E18</title>
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    <title>And the Baby and Other Things - S06E19</title>
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    <title>And the Alley-Oops - S06E20</title>
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    <title>And the Rock Me on the Dais - S06E21</title>
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    <title>And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie - S06E22</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>And Strokes of Goodwill - S01E03</title>
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    <title>And the '90s Horse Party - S01E05</title>
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    <title>And Hoarder Culture - S01E08</title>
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    <title>And the Really Petty Cash - S01E09</title>
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    <title>And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving - S01E10</title>
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    <title>And the Reality Check - S01E11</title>
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    <title>And the Pop-Up Sale - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at her former home away from home.</desc>
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    <title>And the Secret Ingredient - S01E13</title>
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    <title>And the Upstairs Neighbor - S01E14</title>
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    <title>And the Blind Spot - S01E15</title>
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    <title>And the Broken Hearts - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Sophie's (Jennifer Coolidge) beauty overwhelms Earl, Caroline and Max wind up spending Valentine's Day at the hospital; Caroline tries to rekindle an old flame.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kosher Cupcakes - S01E17</title>
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    <title>And the One-Night Stands - S01E18</title>
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    <title>And the Spring Break - S01E19</title>
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    <title>And the Drug Money - S01E20</title>
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    <title>And the Messy Purse Smackdown - S01E21</title>
    <desc>After promising Earl to drop his tax return in the mail, Caroline learns that Max has never filed, and gets sidetracked trying to help her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough - S01E22</title>
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    <title>And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (1) - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.</desc>
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    <title>And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (2) - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.</desc>
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    <title>And the Hidden Stash - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pearl Necklace - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline attempt to keep faith that Martha Stewart, who tasted and liked one of their cupcakes in last season's finale, will call and help support their business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake.</desc>
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    <title>And the Hold-Up - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline show their true colors when the diner gets robbed. Meanwhile, everyone sees a surprising new side of Han.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cupcake War - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to take their cupcake business to the next level by auditioning for the reality cooking show Cupcake Wars.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pre-Approved Credit Card - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline have different ideas on how to handle their new pre-approved credit card.</desc>
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    <title>And the Candy Manwich - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The attractive owner of a local candy store is sweet on Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to date him after she had a mishap in the store.</desc>
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    <title>And the Three Boys with Wood - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max ask two Amish boys to build a barn for Chestnut; Andy makes a discovery about Caroline.</desc>
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    <title>And the Egg Special - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline figure out a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcake becomes available for the girls to rent as the two go to great lengths to raise enough money to see their dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>And the New Boss - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline decide to hire an intern to help take care of some of the menial tasks involved with the preparation for opening their new cupcake shop, but Max seems conflicted with her new managerial role as the boss</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Opening - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop, and Max invites her former flames to show off her success.</desc>
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    <title>And the Silent Partner - S02E11</title>
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    <title>And the High Holidays - S02E12</title>
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    <title>And the Bear Truth - S02E13</title>
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    <title>And the Psychic Shakedown - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After learning that Candy Andy closed down his shop after their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her love life in the future.</desc>
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    <title>And Just Plane Magic - S02E16</title>
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    <title>And the Broken Hip - S02E17</title>
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    <title>And Not-So-Sweet Charity - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline ask Caroline's rich but callous aunt for money to save their flailing cupcake shop.</desc>
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    <title>And the Temporary Distraction - S02E19</title>
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    <title>And the Big Hole - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Han fires Caroline when she insults his diner, so Max tries to mend their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>And the Worst Selfie Ever - S02E21</title>
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    <title>And the Extra Work - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han’s diner, but when Caroline catches the director’s eye, he offers her an actual role – with strings attached.</desc>
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    <title>And the Tip Slip - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Caroline’s father asks her to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.</desc>
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    <title>And the Window of Opportunity - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline offer to deep-clean a previously hidden part of the diner they discover something that could relaunch their cupcake business.</desc>
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    <title>And the Soft Opening - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Word about a shocking incident involving a celebrity brings customers to Max and Caroline's new cupcake window.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kickstarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max’s new smartphone comes between her and Caroline.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.</desc>
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    <title>And the Group Head - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline can’t figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cronuts - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend – cake fries.</desc>
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    <title>And the Piece of Sheet - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Feeling guilty for buying hair extensions with their joint funds, Caroline splurges on a new bedding set for Max but gives the old one to charity, not realizing her old pillowcase has sentimental value.</desc>
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    <title>And the Girlfriend Experience - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After Han emails photos of a stripper’s face to his mother claiming she’s his girlfriend, he begs Max and Caroline to find her and convince her to play his girlfriend when his mother arrives from Korea.</desc>
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    <title>And the 'It' Hole - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city’s hippest new restaurants, she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pastry Porn - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Max decides to apply to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for her entrance exam.</desc>
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    <title>And the First Day of School - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting – and intriguing.  Meanwhile, Caroline dresses to impress Max’s handsome teacher, Nicolas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Life After Death - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Caroline attends her former nanny’s funeral, thinking the family will be honored to have her, but quickly finds out they have no idea who she is.</desc>
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    <title>And the French Kiss - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After an incredible make-out session with Max’s pastry school teacher, Chef Nicholas, Caroline finds out something that makes her wish it never happened.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big But - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Max finds herself wanting to be more than just friends with her pastry school partner, Deke. Meanwhile, Caroline is "hot for teacher" - the married Chef Nicholas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Dumpster Sex - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, his "home" is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered - then scared for her life - after having a shady car towed from the front of their apartment building.</desc>
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    <title>And the Icing on the Cake - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max’s friends over for a gathering at his dumpster, Caroline learns an enormous secret about his background.</desc>
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    <title>And the ATM - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.</desc>
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    <title>And the Married Man Sleepover - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Caroline asks Max and Deke to join her on her dinner date at Nicolas’s loft to help make sure she doesn’t do anything she might regret. Also, Max and Caroline treat themselves to very special hair appointments.</desc>
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    <title>And the Near Death Experience - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Caroline goes into a tailspin and brings Max into the mix when Nicolas tells her he's going to leave his wife for her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kilt Trip - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade, but finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Broke Parents - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max and Caroline to join him and his parents for dinner at their home, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride who can’t decide on what style of cake she wants – or much of anything else.</desc>
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    <title>And the New Lease on Life - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline find out the lease is up on their apartment, they’re forced to find the original tenant and have him re-sign, claiming he still lives there, or risk being evicted.</desc>
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    <title>And the Free Money - S03E23</title>
    <desc>When Caroline and Max join Sophie at the racetrack as guests of Sophie's new bookie boyfriend, Caroline's reignited love for horse racing gets out of hand.</desc>
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    <title>And the First Degree - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Caroline discovers that Max didn’t graduate high school by failing to show up for only one exam, she decides to help her best friend get her degree – and reconnect with her estranged mother.</desc>
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    <title>And the Reality Problem - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A reality show producer approaches Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' at their cupcake window.</desc>
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    <title>And the DJ Face - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Max is embarrassed when she discovers her Tuesday night boyfriend is a DJ at a grocery chain.</desc>
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    <title>And the Childhood Not Included - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Caroline accidentally loses Han’s expensive fish while cleaning the tank, Max considers selling a sentimental gift she just received from her mother in order to pay for a new one.</desc>
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    <title>And the Old Bike Yarn - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle in order to start a delivery service for their cupcake business, but discovers that Max never learned how to ride one.</desc>
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    <title>And the Brand Job - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline's partnership - and friendship - is almost torn apart when Caroline drags Max to a seminar to help brand their cupcake business.</desc>
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    <title>And the Model Apartment - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline put their apartment up for rent on AirBnb, claiming it offers an authentic “Williamsburg experience,” a group of supermodels decide it would be a fun place for a girls’ weekend.</desc>
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    <title>And a Loan for Christmas - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get a bank loan so they can mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts to sell at high-end boutiques. Also, the diner gang poses in Chestnut’s barn as part of a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.</desc>
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    <title>And the Fun Factory - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline select a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but become suspicious of the work conditions there due to their overly-enthusiastic employees.</desc>
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    <title>And the Past and the Furious - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg has something big planned for Sophie.</desc>
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    <title>And the Move-In Meltdown - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg move into Sophie’s apartment until she begins turning away all of his things.</desc>
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    <title>And the Crime Ring - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy’s apartment to recover the rings Caroline left behind after she spent the night.</desc>
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    <title>And the Knock-Off Knockout - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two prep school teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and are selling them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Great Unwashed - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline find out that one of their customers at the diner is actually a successful photographer who has been keeping a secret.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cupcake Captives - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sophie’s wedding shower is interrupted by a hostage situation and Max and Caroline’s cupcake business gets unwanted attention when a tenant is arrested while wearing their company’s T-shirt.</desc>
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    <title>And the Fat Cat - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A handsome businessman returns Max and Caroline’s missing cat, Nancy, who comes home with a big surprise.</desc>
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    <title>And the Zero Tolerance - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline attempt to bring in extra money to help pay off their bank loan by taking second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a chic restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>And the High Hook-Up - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Max pursues Nashit, a handsome new waiter at The High, despite Joe's "no hook-up" rule.</desc>
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    <title>And the Taste Test - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaids’ dresses, the girls enlist the diner gang’s help to hide the ugliest ones, in the hopes of avoiding complete and utter humiliation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Look of the Irish - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to break Nash into the modeling business in an effort to bring in extra money acting as his managers. Also, Sophie and Oleg attempt to keep celibate for 30 days before their wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Minor Problem - S04E20</title>
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    <title>And the Grate Expectations - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline help launch the new branch of The High at JFK airport, and Sophie discovers that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Disappointing Unit - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are tasked with retrieving Sophie’s wedding dress from customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for her big wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wrecking Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline team up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction. Also, Sophie and Oleg announce that they are trying to have a baby.</desc>
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    <title>And the Gym and Juice - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When the shower at Max and Caroline’s apartment breaks, they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym’s juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room. However, their jobs and free showers are jeopardized when Caroline has a run-in with a group of rich moms who are jealous of the attention she’s getting from a sexy trainer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Maybe Baby - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancée's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Inside Outside Situation - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The cupcake shop is boycotted after the girls refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Escape Room - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room Club.  Once the diner gang are locked inside the "Alice In Wonderland" themed Escape Room, they learn Han has ulterior motives.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Regular Down There - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Max is both puzzled and curious when the new guy she is dating expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is “not regular down there.” Also, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Coming out Party - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family’s massive money scandal, Caroline attempts to keep the truth hidden for a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.</desc>
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    <title>And the Basketball Jones - S05E08</title>
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    <title>And the Sax Problem - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Earl is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, Max and the diner gang join forces in order to get him back on stage performing.</desc>
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    <title>And the No New Friends - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Max reconnects with an old friend, Caroline’s jealousy inspires her to try to make some new friends of her own.</desc>
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    <title>And the Booth Babes - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline sign up to be “booth babes” in order to get into a huge gaming convention for free. Once inside, they’re shocked to see that Han’s friend has created video game characters based on them, and demand compensation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Story Telling Show - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.</desc>
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    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An incoming message from Akiridion-5 alarms Vex. Meanwhile, the arrival of bounty hunters ruins the royals' outing in the woods with friends.</desc>
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    <title>Lightning in a Bottle - S01E09</title>
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    <desc>The royal heirs look for Aja's missing serrator in the forest, where they mistake Trollhunter Jim Lake's Amulet of Daylight for her lost weapon.</desc>
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    <title>The Arcadian Job - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In a daring heist, the royals and Stuart infiltrate a high-security military base in hopes of stealing the final part to power the mothership.</desc>
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    <desc>Aja decides to tell Steve she’s actually an alien, but her confession is cut short by a visit from the Zeron Brotherhood.</desc>
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    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The royals celebrate their last day of school -- and on Earth -- with friends, but Zadra's arrival with revelations of betrayal shakes them to the core.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Omen - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Alpha unleashes a barrage of attacks on the siblings, enabling Omen to hijack the ship and take the royal cores. Will this be the end of House Tarron?</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Left vulnerable after Omen's attack, the royal heirs look to conceal their damaged ship but are soon confronted by the bounty hunter Magmatron.</desc>
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    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel enlist Stuart to help find their former ally, who’s being held prisoner at a bounty hunter outpost on the moon.</desc>
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    <title>Dogfight Days of Summer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With General Morando's invasion of Earth imminent, Krel tries to stop the fleet's advance with unwitting help from the kids of Arcadia.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
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    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
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    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
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    <title>Luug's Day Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a prototype device that will create a wormhole back to Akiridion-5, but Luug swallows it whole before it can be tested further.</desc>
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    <title>The Fall of House Tarron - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The last defenders of House Tarron face off against General Morando and his army of Omen robots in an all-out battle for survival.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With General Morando searching for Gaylen's Core, Aja and Krel must travel into their parents' subconscious to learn the core's location first.</desc>
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    <title>Race to Trollmarket - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After learning the location of Gaylen’s Core, Toby calls Trollhunter Jim Lake, and Blinky advises the royals to consult the Soothscryer.</desc>
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    <title>A Glorious End: Part 1 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As the town of Arcadia gathers for the premiere of "Kleb or Alive," an army of Omens, led by an armored Kubritz, makes plans to lure out the royals.</desc>
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    <title>A Glorious End: Part 2 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the universe at stake, the royal heirs and their allies must gather their forces for the ultimate battle to defeat General Morando.</desc>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When their planet's monarchy is overthrown by a coup, royal alien teens Aja and Krel flee to Earth accompanied by their brutish bodyguard.</desc>
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    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After crash-landing in the town of Arcadia, the royals -- now disguised as humans -- search for suitable technology to power their ship.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Matter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a mind-reading device in hopes of blending in with humans. Elsewhere, General Morando dispatches bounty hunters to track down the royals.</desc>
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    <title>Beetle Mania - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Royal super-fan Stuart offers to help eradicate an alien beetle infestation before it exposes the siblings' true identities.</desc>
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    <title>Collision Course - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The royals take a driver’s ed class, hoping to find parts for their ship. Instead, they're led on a high-speed chase with the Zeron Brotherhood!</desc>
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    <title>D'aja Vu - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A giant troll wreaks havoc at the school science fair, threatening to expose both the troll world -- and the royals’ true identities.</desc>
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    <title>Flying the Coop - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel are summoned by the school board to produce proper identification. Zadra discovers the identity of the traitor who aided the coup.</desc>
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    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An incoming message from Akiridion-5 alarms Vex. Meanwhile, the arrival of bounty hunters ruins the royals' outing in the woods with friends.</desc>
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    <title>Lightning in a Bottle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The royal heirs look for Aja's missing serrator in the forest, where they mistake Trollhunter Jim Lake's Amulet of Daylight for her lost weapon.</desc>
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    <title>The Arcadian Job - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In a daring heist, the royals and Stuart infiltrate a high-security military base in hopes of stealing the final part to power the mothership.</desc>
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    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Aja decides to tell Steve she’s actually an alien, but her confession is cut short by a visit from the Zeron Brotherhood.</desc>
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    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The royals celebrate their last day of school -- and on Earth -- with friends, but Zadra's arrival with revelations of betrayal shakes them to the core.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Omen - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Alpha unleashes a barrage of attacks on the siblings, enabling Omen to hijack the ship and take the royal cores. Will this be the end of House Tarron?</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Left vulnerable after Omen's attack, the royal heirs look to conceal their damaged ship but are soon confronted by the bounty hunter Magmatron.</desc>
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    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel enlist Stuart to help find their former ally, who’s being held prisoner at a bounty hunter outpost on the moon.</desc>
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    <title>Dogfight Days of Summer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With General Morando's invasion of Earth imminent, Krel tries to stop the fleet's advance with unwitting help from the kids of Arcadia.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
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    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
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    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
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    <title>Luug's Day Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a prototype device that will create a wormhole back to Akiridion-5, but Luug swallows it whole before it can be tested further.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721062522 +0000" stop="20260721064931 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall of House Tarron - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The last defenders of House Tarron face off against General Morando and his army of Omen robots in an all-out battle for survival.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With General Morando searching for Gaylen's Core, Aja and Krel must travel into their parents' subconscious to learn the core's location first.</desc>
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    <title>Race to Trollmarket - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After learning the location of Gaylen’s Core, Toby calls Trollhunter Jim Lake, and Blinky advises the royals to consult the Soothscryer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721073628 +0000" stop="20260721075943 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glorious End: Part 1 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As the town of Arcadia gathers for the premiere of "Kleb or Alive," an army of Omens, led by an armored Kubritz, makes plans to lure out the royals.</desc>
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    <title>A Glorious End: Part 2 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the universe at stake, the royal heirs and their allies must gather their forces for the ultimate battle to defeat General Morando.</desc>
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    <title>Two-Faced Dick - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an invitation to a family reunion that was meant for someone else, but decides to put down 'roots' and pass himself off as Richard Solomon, the long-missing nephew of Abe and Florence Solomon in Indiana. But acquiring an extended family proves to have its drawbacks when Dick, Sally Harry and Tommy go to Indiana with Mary to meet their new relatives and discover the reason why the real Richard Solomon dropped out of sight 43 years ago. While Harry immediately clicks with crotchety Uncle Abe, Cousin Jacob is decidedly frosty to Dick. Meanwhile, Cousin Janine is more than frosty (she's downright freaked) when Tommy tries to get friendly with her. "We're very distant cousins," he wails. "You have no idea how distant we are."</desc>
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    <title>Dick and Taxes - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After three years on the planet, the Solomons finally learn about an organization called the IRS. They also learn that they owe it $9500. What to do? Dick's idea: "We can lie." Dick's never paid taxes, and after trying to fill out the forms himself, he enlists Mary's help. When he sees how much he owes, he decides to be the only American ever to think of the brilliant idea of cheating on his taxes. When Dick gets an audit notice, Tommy has to fudge an explanation for what each family member has been doing for the past six years. The auditor, however, doesn't buy any of it -- even the "we're aliens" defense, which he's heard before. The Solomons agree to pay their hefty tax bill, and thank their lucky stars their true identities are still a secret. As part of the tax deception, Sally pretends she had a failed home business -- a hair salon -- but when she puts up the sign, women start pouring in. Sally enjoys the camaraderie and the gossip, but never quite gets the hang of cutting hair,</desc>
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    <title>Sally Forth - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Sally tells Officer Don she can't take living with Dick, Harry, and Tommy anymore, he assumes that she wants him to propose. Sally realizes, however, that what she really wants is to start living as an independent woman, and they tearfully break off their engagement. When Dick has a tenant-landlord dispute with the Dubceks, he casts Harry out of the family for consorting with the enemy. The situation escalates to the point where Dick, frozen and filthy, is reduced to squatting in his apartment without benefit of heat or lights. The feud ends when Dick realizes he was so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to an important milestone in Sally's life -- her all-too-brief engagement. When Alissa, the girl of his dreams, gets detention, Tommy works hard to get punished as well, in the hopes that it will provide him with the perfect opportunity to ask her out.</desc>
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    <title>Paranoid Dick - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Albright's feeling a little uncertain about her waning power at the college, and Dick eggs her on into full-blown paranoia. As a result, she gets caught breaking into another professor's office looking for evidence of a nonexistent conspiracy against her, and winds up losing her deanship. Meanwhile, Vicki Dubcek convinces Sally that the perfect thing to help her get over her breakup with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen. Vicki and Sally engage in the rituals of backstage flirtation with a seductive Neil Diamond impersonator. Harry manages to win big at gambling without getting hooked, but loses all of his winnings to the lure of the casino gift shop.</desc>
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    <title>The House That Dick Built - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Dick feels like his control over the mission is falling to pieces when Sally decides to move out, and Harry considers having a baby with Vicki Dubcek. Dick tries to sabotage Sally's attempts to find a new place, but Sally decides to rent the apartment over Mrs. Dubcek's garage, Dick breaks in, posing as an intruder, to scare Sally into moving back home, but she beats the tar out of him. Meanwhile, Harry's debating whether or not he should have a baby with Vicki because he's unsure, both of his and Vicki's parenting abilities, and of the consequences of human/alien interbreeding. The two of them drop in on the house where Tommy's helping Alissa baby-sit so Harry can take the baby for a "test drive." When he sees how good Vicki is with the baby, he knows everything's going to be fine. Also, Tommy tries to figure out whether or not he's officially Alissa's "boyfriend."</desc>
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    <title>Superstitious Dick - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a chain letter, but hesitates to discard it when he sees all of the ill fortune that befalls Mary after she scoffs and tosses hers out. When Dick does throw his away, he worries that he won't receive the prestigious physics grant he's applied for, and becomes obsessed with oddball charms and superstitious behaviors he thinks will bring him luck. What he doesn't realize until too late is that his weird behavior itself has caused him to lose the grant. Sally discovers the wonders of the Hardware Stop Superstore with the help of hunky and extremely competent employee Justin, and begins concocting problems just to spend time with him. Harry, whose orange shirt looks exactly like the Hardware Stop uniform, is baffled when other customers keep asking him to help them make keys, weigh bags of nails, and answer hardware questions. Also, chagrined that Alissa seems to have a massive crush on the Rutherford Ice Hogs' star hockey player, Tommy becomes concerned that he's not manly e</desc>
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    <title>Y2dicK - S04E17</title>
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    <title>Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.</desc>
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    <title>Citizen Solomon - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Now that Sally's moved out and won't clean for them anymore, the male Solomons decide that it's time to get a maid. They hire Mary's cleaning woman, Cathy, an inscrutable woman who makes their place sparkle. Overwhelmed by the results, the Solomons begin thinking of Cathy less as help and more as a treasured family member -- despite the fact that Cathy gives them no encouragement to do so. Meanwhile, Sally, jealous of the guys' affection for Cathy, decides that she'll turn the tables -- if Cathy can "steal" Sally's family, Sally can steal Cathy's. Finally, Cathy, tired of the Solomons' intrusion into her private life, quits. Also, Tommy joins the staff of the school paper and is made editor, displaying a penchant for unearthing scandals both real and imagined. Busy with his new duties, Tommy assigns ex-girlfriend August to review Alissa in "My Fair Lady." August's review is unflattering but honest, and Tommy, true to his journalistic ideals, decides to run it. When confronted by a tear</desc>
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    <title>Alien Hunter - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious woman, Charlotte, turns up in Dick's life, claiming first to be auditing his class, then to be writing an article about him, then to be an "intellectual groupie." She charms Sally, Tommy, and Harry, who are happy to oblige when she offers to help plan the surprise birthday party that Dick has demanded they throw him. Dick is too busy having his ego stroked, and the family is too busy being grateful for her help, to wonder what Charlotte's real story is -- which they regret when they learn she's an alien hunter, come to dissect Dick's brain with the help of her hulking son, Ned. Although Charlotte's called all the invitees to tell them the party's canceled, they begin showing up anyway, interrupting the skull-cutting process. Ned ties them all up in Mrs. Dubcek's basement. Sally, Harry, Tommy, Don, and the others run upstairs just as the FBI arrives to capture Charlotte, a well-known crackpot who has mistakenly thought any number of innocent citizens to be aliens. The Solom</desc>
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    <title>Dick vs. Strudwick - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Dick's faculty nemesis, Dr. Vincent Strudwick, writes a physics book that's hailed as a work of genius. When Dick realizes that writing a better book would expose him as a superior alien being, he seeks another means of getting even, finally seizing on Strudwick's displeasure at learning that his teenage daughter Alissa is dating dreaded Solomon spawn Tommy. Dick manipulates Alissa to cause trouble between her and her father, and the conflict comes to a head at the taping of a TV panel show about Strudwick's book, which erupts into Jerry Springer-style fisticuffs. Meanwhile, Sally and Don, feeling "lonely" since their breakup, find themselves succumbing to "ex sex." Also, once Albright befriends a group of misfit Nobel laureates who are in town to hail the publication of Strudwick's book, she can't shake them -- they've imprinted on her like a litter of helpless kittens.</desc>
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    <title>Near Dick Experience - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Sally, Harry, and Tommy narrowly miss being crushed by a chandelier at a restaurant, their near-death experience fills them with a new reverence for life -- and fills Dick with jealousy that he wasn't able to share this deep experience. The newly enlightened trio volunteers at a soup kitchen for the homeless, and Dick signs up for a wilderness hiking trip with Mary, hoping like the dickens that he'll lose his footing and find serenity via a near-death experience of his own. While Dick is trying desperately to have his own near-miss with death, the others learn that their new appreciation for every leaf, every bird, and every fellow man is fading rapidly with the passage of every hour. Sally, Tommy, and Harry have just about returned to being their blasé, uncaring selves just as Dick joins them on the roof, bursting with news about how he's just managed to escape death's clutches in a car accident. Now Dick's found a new love for life, but he's still the odd man out.</desc>
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    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thi</desc>
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    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reeling in the aftermath of his demotion, Dick has to get used to taking orders from everyone else in the crew -- even Harry -- a humiliating experience that makes it difficult for him to perform sexually. Even though she didn't want to believe the family's taunts about the reasons for her promotion, Sally finally realizes Stone only made her High Commander because of her looks. Stone makes a pass at Albright, who declines and tells Dick, who's psyched that Stone's changed his mind about Mary. Stone goes to the prom with Tommy and Alissa, where a drunken Stone dumps a punchbowl over Alissa's head, then serenades the promgoers -- including a bedazzled Vicki, who decided it was finally time to attend her junior prom -- with "Close To You." In the high school hallway, Stone encounters Vicki and "beams" her up to his "bachelor pod" for some lovin'. The next morning, Vicki turns up pregnant, and her pregnancy develops to full term in a matter of moments. Stone, who had been planning to make</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719132108 +0000" stop="20260719134307 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode I: The Baby Menace - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719134307 +0000" stop="20260719140506 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick for Tat - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After he learns that Mary once had a fling with Dr. Strudwick, Dick determines that he must retaliate -- but he has to convince Mrs. Strudwick to take part in his plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719140506 +0000" stop="20260719142704 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifth Solomon - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Solomons don't realize how fond they are of their car until Dick wrecks it. Meanwhile, Harry finds out about insurance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719142704 +0000" stop="20260719144902 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M for Dick - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Solomons attend an interactive murder mystery at a mansion, but they don't have a clue that other guests are actors and that the action is scripted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719144902 +0000" stop="20260719151101 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick &amp; Tuck - S05E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Mary and Nina drooling over a photo of Harrison Ford, Dick looks into the possibility of undergoing plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Harry has his outlook changed after the surgeon assesses his features and pronounces them perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719151101 +0000" stop="20260719153300 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner? - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about racism when they mistakenly attend a white power rally, then enter a poetry contest for elementary school students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719153300 +0000" stop="20260719155458 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Sally - S05E07</title>
    <desc>While Sally finds out about birth control and Dick learns about tipping, Tommy and Harry discover the rewards of panhandling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719155458 +0000" stop="20260719161657 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charitable Dick - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Dick finds out what it means to be charitable when he attends a charity auction and gets into a bidding war with Strudwick over a worthless painting. Meanwhile, Sally tries to stop snoring, and Harry and Tommy attempt to write a new statement for the Solomons' mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719161657 +0000" stop="20260719163855 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Albright gets a grant to make a documentary about the Solomons, whom she admits she has been studying for the past four years and has concluded are "the typical American family." Taking this as the ultimate tribute to the success of their secret mission, Dick orders everyone to cooperate, but when the action begins, all sorts of dramatic revelations occur. To cover up their true secret, the aliens find themselves inventing escalating cover stories: Sally is really a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed (but only because Dick beats him), Harry is an alcoholic, and Dick -- well, Dick is a posturing, authoritarian fool. Who'd have thought it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719163855 +0000" stop="20260719170053 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When the aliens' washer and dryer break down, Harry, Tommy and Sally discover a whole new world at the laundromat: the men flirt outrageously, while Sally becomes the Judge Judy of laundry offences. Meanwhile, Mary suggests that she and Dick expand their social lives by finding another couple to spend time with, and when the other couple starts to avoid them, they assume it is because of Dick's bizarre behavior -- only to discover it's she they don't like.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170053 +0000" stop="20260719172251 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When he learns that Mary is seeing a therapist, Dick's paranoid about what she might be saying about him. Meanwhile, Tommy's intimidated about having sex with Alissa when he finds that it won't be her first experience. When Mary's rebellious niece Tiffany comes on to him, he is only to happy to dispose of his virginity -- and to inform Alissa he has solved "their" problem. (Can this be the end of Alissa?)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719172251 +0000" stop="20260719174450 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns - S05E12</title>
    <desc>William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719174450 +0000" stop="20260719180649 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rutherford Beauty - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Dick gets in trouble with Mary when he shares with her his compulsive erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally tries everyone's patience when she becomes a fanatical follower of a lifestyle guru a la Marta Stewart, and Mary asks her to cater her dinner party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180649 +0000" stop="20260719182847 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Dick Went to Market - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice -- the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182847 +0000" stop="20260719185045 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Youth is Wasted on the Dick - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185045 +0000" stop="20260719191243 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Strikes Out - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When a new chancellor shakes things up at Pendleton, Dick gets a striking idea and convinces his fellow faculty members to resign en masse. Meanwhile, Tommy takes a job at a pretzel stand at the mall, but finds that working for girlfriend Alissa isn't as much fun as he expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191243 +0000" stop="20260719193442 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dick? - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Over Mary's objections that she can't dance, Dick insists that together they can win the school Badger Day dance contest. Meanwhile, Sally and Alissa become pals -- and when they go clothes shopping together, Tommy's frustrated because Sally has a chance to see Alissa naked in the dressing room. Meanwhile, when Harry and Nina join the contest, it soon becomes clear to Dick that if he wants to win, he'll have to change partners to dance. A competitive Dick enters the Badger Day dance contest but when his tangle footed partner Mary quits in disgust, he commandeers Harry's date, the more nimble Nina, out from under his nose. Elsewhere, just when it appears that Sally will finally become friends with Alissa, she turns vindictive when Alissa accidentally walks in on Officer Don and sees him "au natural."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193442 +0000" stop="20260719195641 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dick and Harry tumble down an abandoned airshaft, prompting a televised search-and-rescue headed by an eccentric Scottish expert known as "the Hole," who promptly clashes with an agitated Sally over his unorthodox rescue method. Meanwhile, down in their dark prison, an excitable Dick finally loses control while Zen-like Harry remains cool and calm. Above ground, Tommy tries to make a fast buck by hawking souvenirs of his trapped friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719195641 +0000" stop="20260719201839 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series and makes Dick (unaware Frank is gay) jealous. When Frank confesses he has a secret, Dick jumps to the conclusion that Frank is also an alien, "comes out" to Frank, and is soon cavorting in Rutherford's finest gay bar while thinking it is a hangout for other covert aliens. Meanwhile, the other Solomons plan a bank robbery, but fall prey to mutual suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719201839 +0000" stop="20260719204037 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon's Day Off - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While Dick discovers the pleasures of faking "a sick day," the other Solomons find new kicks listening to cell-phone calls on Officer Don's misplaced scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719204037 +0000" stop="20260719210236 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1) - S05E21</title>
    <desc>It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719210236 +0000" stop="20260719212435 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head has revealed to Dick that he is his father, and so would like to get to know his girlfriend Mary better; however, Mary gets drunk at the dinner party and reveals that she has slept with over forty men in her lifetime. The Big Giant Head orders Dick to break up with Mary so he decides to run away with her, before Tommy reminds him that Earth children defy their parents all the time. Meanwhile, Vicki invites Harry's new girlfriend Janice to Tommy's graduation, where she attempts to kill her from beneath the bleachers; however, Sally quickly realizes what's going on and rushes to intervene before it is too late. The time comes for Tommy's speech, but he puts aside talking about his achievements to try to convince Alissa to forgive him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719212435 +0000" stop="20260719214633 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Liaisons Dickgereuses - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's rich, spoiled sister Renata arrives in Rutherford. Dick formulates a plan to help Mary get the best of her once and for all. But Dick's falls in temptation when he gets a chance to live a life of luxury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719214633 +0000" stop="20260719220831 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear and Loathing in Rutherford - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to reconcile with Alissa, Tommy goes to her house with the feeble excuse that she still has the beer tap they rented for the senior party and he needs to return it. Strudwick snidely tells Tommy that he thought Alissa had given him his walking papers. But Alissa surprises her father by leaving the house with Tommy carrying a suitcase (containing the beer tap). A few hours later Strudwick goes to the Solomons' apartment looking for Alissa. Mrs. Dubcek observes that the evidence points to an elopement. Dick and Strudwick enlist Mary's help and drive off to stop the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719220831 +0000" stop="20260719223029 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indickscretion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dick invites Sally and Don to join himself and Mary on a date. But when the conversation turns to their sex lives, Don and Mary have adverse reactions. Meanwhile, Dick and Harry take a road trip, but only get as far as the gas station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719223029 +0000" stop="20260719225227 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (1) - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Dick, Sally and Harry are bourd so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719225227 +0000" stop="20260719231425 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (2) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719231425 +0000" stop="20260719233624 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Dickie Can't Teach - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college.
Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being.
On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719233624 +0000" stop="20260719235822 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.D.O.C. - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens give Tommy a big send-off to college, including two cases of beer and a fake ID, but as he's leaving Sally and Harry get ready to interview his replacement.
The candidates have materialized in the closet and are ready and waiting. Both aliens are sold on Christie, an extremely efficient young woman, until they meet the incredibly handsome Bryce. Sally's bowled over by Bryce and hires him on the spot. Harry's upset, but he's quickly overruled. Meanwhile, Dick drops Tommy off at his dorm, and they reminisce about all the missions they've been on together.
Sally's loving every minute that Bryce is around, but after Bryce's first day on the job, Dick decides to go get Tommy and bring him back. Tommy's already enjoying college and flirting with girls. Dick arrives and tries to convince Tommy to come home and go to Pendleton if he must go to college, but Tommy says he's not leaving. He does manage to convince Tommy that to impress the girls and really make a name for himself he ha</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719235822 +0000" stop="20260720002020 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red, White &amp; Dick - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After attending a football game and observing how enthusiastically the crowd sang "The Star Spangled Banner," Dick observes that humans have a deep love for their country of origin. They'd better get with the program or they'll look very suspicious.
He assigns Tommy the study of the documents that created this country. Harry will cover anthems and epic poetry. Sally will do a microfiche search. Harry is put in charge of equality, since clearly it is one of the foundations of this country. Mary contributes that America offers so many freedoms: press, speech, assembly. Her family came over on the Mayflower. Nina says her family came over on a different boat but surely hooked up with Mary's family shortly after they arrived.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720002020 +0000" stop="20260720004219 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Digs - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Mary invites Dick to accompany her on an archeological dig, he eagerly accepts; he's seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark," so he knows how exciting and dangerous archeology can be. The Rutherford Garlic Festival is underway, and hotel rooms are at a premium. Since Dick's gone on the dig, the other aliens decide to rent out his bed. Soon the Solomons' apartment becomes "The Inn at Solomon House" with Tommy and Sally committed to giving their guests outstanding service in hopes of earning four stars in the Crown Travel Guide. Harry's not enthusiastic about the new venture, because he gets to do all the dirty work.    At the dig, Dick's disenchanted when Mary gives him a trowel, a brush and an air bulb and tells him to carefully dust the sediment in one square foot of land. Dick grudgingly gets to work and later complains that he's been working five hours and all he's found is a pointy rock. Mary's astonished when she identifies his "pointy rock" as a spear head. She sadly confesses that s</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720004219 +0000" stop="20260720010418 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business Like Dick Business - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Sally form an act to entertain at children's parties, Mary and Harry get involved in Officer Don's self-defense class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720010418 +0000" stop="20260720012616 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dick Replacement - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary visit Rita, a psychic, together, and Dick scoffs that the whole thing's a rip-off—until the psychic says that Dick and Mary are from two different worlds. She adds that one of these days Dick will leave Mary and go back where he came from. Dick immediately decides that he should devote himself to locating his successor, someone worthy who will wait in the wings until Dick has gone. Later, Sally tells Harry that if the psychic talked about Dick's leaving the planet, she must know they're aliens; they have to kill her.
Dick takes Mary to a singles bar in search of the perfect replacement, but he acts so strangely that the bartender thinks Mary's a hooker and asks them to leave. Harry and Sally set about hatching wildly unrealistic plots designed to do away with the psychic. Nina tells Dick about Gary Hemmings, a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for him. Dick talks with Gary and offers him the chance to replace him; Gary thinks he's being offered a staff position</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720012616 +0000" stop="20260720014815 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Ark - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes.  Mary decides the two need a weekend off.
Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it.  Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl.  Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area.
Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage.  Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720014815 +0000" stop="20260720021013 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Dick - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720021013 +0000" stop="20260720023211 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother, My Dick - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When a new alien accidentally arrives through the time space portal, Dick tells Harry and Sally that it's their responsibility to take care of him. And Dick alienates Mary by taking sides with her detested mother as he tries to navigate through the minefield that separates the two women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023211 +0000" stop="20260720025409 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glengarry Glen Dick - S06E15</title>
    <desc>After Dick and Don each buy half of a timeshare "luxury getaway," they take Mary and Sally on their first vacation there. Meanwhile, Harry's afraid of shrinking now that Tommy's taller than he is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025409 +0000" stop="20260720031606 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Soup for the Soul - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's found the key to true happiness after reading Mary's favorite self-help book, so he rids himself of all conflict in his life -- including Mary, his main source of friction. Sally tries to help Tommy get into his college fraternity of choice by posing as the Assistant Pledge Master during Hell Week, but her grueling physical tests push Tommy to the limit. Meanwhile, Harry becomes tortured in his quest to re-paint the kitchen ceiling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720031606 +0000" stop="20260720033805 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>John Cleese reprises his role as Liam Neesam, Dick's malevolent alien nemesis in the first of a special two-part episode. In part one, Dick intercepts love letters sent to Mary by "Scoochie," a secret admirer, and plots to interject himself into Mary's upcoming assignation at a Renaissance festival with the mystery man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720033805 +0000" stop="20260720040003 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Dick can't stop Mary from dating her secret admirer "Scoochie" (really alien Liam Neesam), even though he suspects Liam is only using her as part of his plot against all mankind. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang find the "prequel" to their favorite movie, Arthur 2.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040003 +0000" stop="20260720042202 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1) - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mary is having some trouble dealing with what she saw: Dick transforming Scoochie into a monkey. Dick inevitably tells her the truth and she has a hard time to believe in it. Eventually she accepts it and even becomes fascinated by it. When everything seems to be going fine for Dick, Harry announces that their mission is over and they are to leave Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042202 +0000" stop="20260720044400 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2) - S06E20</title>
    <desc>As a result of the manner in which Dick settled his dispute with Liam, the group is ordered home. Of course, there are always loose ends to tie up before a long space trip. Dick wants Mary to accompany them, and Sally decides to instill confidence in Don. They organize a farewell party, and Harry and Tommy decide to charge everything and not worry about being around to pay the bill. They even hire Elvis Costello to sing "Fly Me to the Moon."</desc>
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    <title>Brains and Eggs - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he's feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.</desc>
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    <title>Post Nasal Dick - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy's "make-out session" has an unintended consequence: he catches a bug and the crew gets its first taste of human illness. Martha Stewart has a cameo curing Harry with her apple cobbler.</desc>
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    <title>Dick's First Birthday - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dick confronts the harsh realities of middle age when he's introduced to the earthly concept of birthdays - and it dawns on him that he's getting old.</desc>
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    <title>Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sally's exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.</desc>
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    <title>Dick, Smoker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.</desc>
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    <title>Green-Eyed Dick - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog.</desc>
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    <title>Lonely Dick - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.</desc>
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    <title>Body &amp; Soul &amp; Dick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a "forthright and honest" eulogy about the universally despised academic. Meanwhile, Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an "easy" cheerleader.</desc>
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    <title>Ab-Dick-ted - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Dick - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of Dick - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry takes to it; Dick doesn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.</desc>
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    <title>Frozen Dick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.</desc>
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    <title>Angry Dick - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.</desc>
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    <title>The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Harry joins a CD club and finds the responsibilities of membership overwhelming. When Nina tells Dick that Stanford has no graduate records on him and Dick reacts defensively, Dr. Albright observes that it's virtually impossible to get a straight answer from Dick about his past. As Dr. Albright reminisces about her wild, rebellious times at Berkeley and Mrs. Dubcek contributes some colorful recollections, Dick chides Tommy that, as information officer, he failed to brief the crew on the crucial sixties decade.   Dr. Albright becomes convinced that Dick is actually Manny Rosenberg, a sixties activist whom she knew briefly and who has been in hiding from the FBI for decades. Dick denies this but soon realizes that his presumed identity has somehow made him more attractive to Dr. Albright. Later, at Dr. Albright's apartment, Dick thinks that they'll at last be having sex, but Dr. Albright angrily reveals that she and Manny had an upsetting encounter that she still hasn't gotten over, and</desc>
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    <title>I Enjoy Being A Dick - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Dick Like Me - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn't "fitting in" at school. "Of course I'm not fitting in," snaps Tommy, "to fit in, you have to be something." The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. "It's loaded with every possible genre of human," he marvels. "It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick." Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexist people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.</desc>
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    <title>Assault With A Deadly Dick - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime ("This planet is in a bad neighborhood," sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.</desc>
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    <title>Father Knows Dick - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dick decides the reason Harry's"odd" is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry -- who then learns that he has a"thing" in his head, a communications device the others knew about all along. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Selfish Dick - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The ever-present influence of television turns the Solomons' first trip to a hospital into a madcap exercise in fantasy versus reality. After Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger, and the sight of blood leave Sally unconscious, Harry and Tommy rush them to the hospital, where the smell of sterile corridors and the gleam of surgical scrubs remind the aliens of the exciting work of their favorite TV doctors -- work that they practice on several unsuspecting patients. Meanwhile, Dick has work issues of his own when Dr. Albright finally gets her long-coveted private office.</desc>
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    <title>See Dick Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dick cuts up at a Japanese restaurant, but the big news is that he's there with Dr. Albright, who has finally agreed to date him. But just as they finally consummate their attraction, Harry receives bad news from the home planet: Dick has been replaced by a less benign duplicate, who traps him in the basement and takes charge of Dr. Albright.</desc>
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    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.</desc>
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    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of the other aliens, Dick escapes from the box and vanquishes Evil Dick, who is escorted back to his planet by Dennis Rodman, revealed as another alien.</desc>
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    <title>Hotel Dick - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to try to set the record straight -- and Sally's first experience of hotels get her hooked on room service.</desc>
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    <title>Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Relationships are in jeopardy: Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting, and Dick suggests that sex will solve their problem; Harry goes on a video blind date; and August tests Tommy's loyalty.</desc>
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    <title>Much Ado About Dick - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Albright is afraid to be seen with Dick in public as a couple, the Solomons discover the human obsession with what other people think. In the end, Dick and Albright come out with their relationship at a faculty party. Meanwhile, sparks once again fly when Sally runs into Officer Don and decides she is going to be a cop, but Dick forbids it; and Tommy is frustrated by not having transportation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720135311 +0000" stop="20260720141509 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick the Vote - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the right vote.</desc>
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    <title>Fourth and Dick - S02E07</title>
    <desc>During Pendleton's Homecoming weekend, Dick learns firsthand the importance people place in competition. Tommy has a crush on his Glee Club teacher. Sally makes Nina her best friend. Harry gets a job as a security officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720143708 +0000" stop="20260720145905 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Greatest Dick - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fueling his own ego, Dick forces Tommy into a special school for gifted students; Sally is mistaken for a drag queen; Harry dabbles in magic.</desc>
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    <title>My Mother The Alien - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Dubcek asks the aliens to baby-sit her infant nephew. Dick discovers he's not very good at taking care of things when he kills Albright's fish.</desc>
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    <title>Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sally begins to chafe at her role as the female when Dick invites Mrs. Dubcek and her daughter Vicki for Thanksgiving dinner; but Harry and Vicki hit it off atop the dinner table. Meanwhile, it becomes a true American holiday when Tommy fights with Dick and runs away to a pool hall.</desc>
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    <title>Dick Jokes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she's organizing. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes, providing lots of unnoticed slapstick humor.</desc>
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    <title>Jolly Old St. Dick - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Solomons experience their first Christmas. Dick is disillusioned but finally gets the Christmas spirit. Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the mall. Harry takes a job as a mall Santa's assistant and discovers that he isn't the real Santa. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August. Albright gets drunk on rum balls.</desc>
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    <title>Proud Dick - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Because of his pride over a parking space, Dick quits his job at the university and gets one at Rusty's Burgers. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoid thinking aliens are taking over the world.</desc>
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    <title>Romeo &amp; Juliet &amp; Dick - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of "Romeo and Juliet", Dick takes the role a little too seriously. Tommy works as the prop guy and when Mrs. Dubcek drinks Juliet's sleeping potion, Harry impersonates her and entertains her friends. Sally tries to get Officer Don to fix Albright's parking tickets and learns that he can't really do it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720171055 +0000" stop="20260720173253 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilty as Dick - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While doing a favor for Dr. Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt. Harry, desiring his own room, moves into a tree house. Tommy uses Sally to sell chocolate for a school fund-raiser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720173253 +0000" stop="20260720175452 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on One Knee - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Frenchman asks Sally to marry him, so he can stay in the country. Sally plans her wedding and assigns duties to the family. Tommy discovers he has a talent for flower arranging and styling. Dick is inspired to discuss marriage with Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720175452 +0000" stop="20260720181649 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Old Song and Dick - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Dick attempts to get the magic back in his relationship, he learns it was never missing - their rut is really comfort. Sally and Harry switch jobs. Sally discovers Harry's job is more difficult that it appears, while Harry finds himself enjoying the housework and having a purpose. Tommy finds, to his delight, that August is not perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720181649 +0000" stop="20260720183848 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Brake for Dick - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Consumed with guilt after running over a chipmunk, Dick becomes an animal rights activist, forcing his views on Albright and the family. Tommy writes a letter to an advice columnist after neglecting to ask August to the Spring Dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720183848 +0000" stop="20260720190046 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Behaving Badly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When the family accuses Dick of being "whipped" by Albright, Harry helps him become his own man. Sally and Tommy have a showdown with the game Monopoly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720190046 +0000" stop="20260720192245 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dickmalion - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Albright fails to get "in" with Rutherford's high society, Dick ends up making the cut, but discovers it's not what it's cracked up to be; Sally and Harry try wrestling; to impress a girl, Tommy becomes a punk at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720192245 +0000" stop="20260720194443 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sensitive Dick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to take sensitivity training after he comes down too hard on his students and they make a complaint against him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. Officer Don tries to teach Tommy how to drive.</desc>
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    <title>Will Work For Dick - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Dr. Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720200641 +0000" stop="20260720202840 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifteen Minutes of Dick - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Sally becomes a pseudo celebrity when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant, and Dick becomes jealous while Tommy's school life is affected by Sally's newfound fame. As Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping Sally on top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720202840 +0000" stop="20260720205038 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Single Girl - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A shy and brainy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realizes why she's attracted to Officer Don: his uniform. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry write a "killer" episode of The X-Files.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720205038 +0000" stop="20260720211236 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>When Dr. Albright announces she is going to Borneo for a year, Dick decides to ask her to marry him. Because of his anxiety Dick experiences his first nightmare leading the other aliens to believe that Dick's brain is breaking down creating more anxiety and nightmares for Sally and Tommy. Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so they can return for emergency maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and risk dying as a human than to go back and chance not returning in Mary's lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720211236 +0000" stop="20260720213434 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (2) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Shaken by dreams, the Solomons may have to return home for repairs. But Dick doesn't want to go---he wants to marry Mary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720213434 +0000" stop="20260720215632 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an unpleasant order from the home planet on the hour-long third-season opener: he must marry the Big Giant Head's niece Janet. As Sally, Harry and Tommy escort Janet on the rocket to Earth, the bride-to-be sets out to prove that she's a true domestic goddess, brushing up on her skills by reading The Joy of Cooking, The Joy of Sex -- and The Joy of Yiddish. But a defiant Dick is sticking by Mary; whether Mary will stick by Dick is another question. Meanwhile, Janet's arrival in Rutherford is anything but quiet: Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720215632 +0000" stop="20260720221830 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720221830 +0000" stop="20260720224029 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricky Dick - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary take out their frustrations about their broken engagement on each other and begin an elaborate game of practical-joke one-upmanship, while Sally eyes her disinterested yoga instructor and Tommy reluctantly joins a garage band, with Harry as his roadie</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720224029 +0000" stop="20260720230226 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick-In-Law - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dick inadvertently lets a huge skeleton out of Mary's parents' closet when he accompanies her on a trip to see her folks, while Sally adjusts to new closet space when she temporarily moves in with Nina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720230226 +0000" stop="20260720232424 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scaredy Dick - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dick turns out to be a scaredy cat when faced with the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit at Albright's house on Halloween night -- that's bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters -- and Harry stays home alone, except for some very weird noises coming from the basement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720232424 +0000" stop="20260720234454 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moby Dick - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to diet when he discovers he's put on an enormous amount of weight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720234454 +0000" stop="20260721000653 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eleven Angry Men &amp; One Dick - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dick longs for the chance to administer his "unique brand of jurisprudence" when he's called for jury duty; Sally falls for an "artist" [ to Officer Don's chagrin ]; and Tommy and Harry help Albright with a "preverbal" project [ they must remain mute for five days ].</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721000653 +0000" stop="20260721002850 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Dick - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dick, friendless after his breakup with Albright, tries to shoehorn Officer Don into his life as best friend and constant companion... with mixed results. Sally shanghais the slickly popular dancer Peter Connelly ("King of the Jig") to Johnny Foam's Cafe as a sacrificial lamb for her moody artist boyfriend Seth, and is horrified to learn that rather than the dark and tortured soul the fell for, Seth is a poseur... and a jig fan. Harry tries to get a job so he can buy Tommy some roller blades, but lacking the required diploma, he must first weather the indignities of night school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721002850 +0000" stop="20260721005048 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Deadly Clips - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721005048 +0000" stop="20260721011246 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom, Dick and Mary - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy tells Dick he'd really like to meet a woman closer to his real age, say someone like Angie Dickinson. Sally says it's time for her to go out and look for a real job. Dick thinks Harry's watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy goes to Mary's to return her magnifying glass that Dick has broken, and Mary observes how immature Dick is. They start talking and are immediately engrossed in a discussion about the Aztecs. Their mutual attraction is obvious. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man who's very impressed by her appearance and couldn't care less about her lack of typing skills. Dick is wild with curiosity when Mary has a lunch date with a mystery man named Tom. August tries to resume her relationship with Tommy, but he tells her he's seeing someone.
Tommy asks Dick if he's still interested in Mary, and Dick pretends he couldn't care less; Tommy couldn't be happier. Sally likes her new job, but she's already been advised that she</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721011246 +0000" stop="20260721013445 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailhouse Dick - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's doing the right thing when he offers to personally rehabilitate a criminal, but winds up doing more harm than good; Sally tries to help Mary find a new home for Pepper; and Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721013445 +0000" stop="20260721015643 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on a Roll - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real -- and turns him into an angry advocate for handicapped rights. Meanwhile, Dubcek's daughter Vicki visits but decides to become celibate, much to Harry's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721015643 +0000" stop="20260721021841 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Dickdater - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that it's time to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and return the money to the owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721021841 +0000" stop="20260721024039 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (1) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha [ Cindy Crawford ], who's been won over by Harry's simple charms,</desc>
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    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (2) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha (Crawford), who's been won over by Harry's simple charms, Dick an</desc>
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    <title>Pickles &amp; Ice Cream - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Harry's pet follows him to Earth -- in human form; Sally visits her first gynecologist and decides to pretend she is pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>Auto EuroDicka - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets in line at the movies, then doesn't understand why Dr. Albright gets upset when he keeps talking about the encounter. Dick learns that the woman is the mother of one of his students, Bug, whose father and brothers pay a visit to Dick in an effort to teach him to show a little more respect. Sally decides she needs her own car, and she, Harry, and Tommy learn about the joys of shopping at a used car lot, where they learn that the salesman is decidedly not a "friend who's there to help."</desc>
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    <title>Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Tommy, tired of having to handle all of the "kid" duties [when in reality he's the oldest member of the mission], decides to retire. After he spends some time at a retirement home, he changes his mind, realizing that a big part of what makes you old is acting -- and being treated - like your old. Dick, thinking that Mary is anguished because she never got a chance to fulfill her fantasy of becoming a torch singer, tries to help her to realize that dream. He learns that sometimes the choices we make between two career paths can be right on the money. In a moment of weakness, Officer Don steals a pair of Sally's panties, and makes a series of vain attempts to return them without being caught in the act.</desc>
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    <title>Stuck with Dick - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Dick wants to get back together with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick. Their first (and only) stop: Mary's house.</desc>
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    <title>My Daddy's Little Girl - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life, while Harry walks into Rutherford College's vacant radio studio and begins his career as a shock jock.</desc>
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    <title>The Physics of Being Dick - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's research assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change for himself (he wants to be a cop) after a disastrous Career Day at Tommy's school.</desc>
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    <title>Just Your Average Dick - S03E22</title>
    <desc>John Cleese puts his zaniness to good use in a two-part guest shot as a new professor who's even nuttier than Dick. And smarter. He's hotshot Dr. Liam Neesam, and he's a little too good at everything he does. He makes his first appearance in Part 1, as Albright (Curtin) is getting fed up with the fact that Dick -- and the rest of the Solomons, for that matter -- are "weird." "It's like being around the Addams Family," she moans. So Dick sets out to make his brood "average," and succeeds so completely that Albright finds him boring. Enter the off-kilter Dr. Neesam, who she thinks is kind of charming.</desc>
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    <title>Dick and the Other Guy - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor -- and a rival for Albright's affections -- with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally feels that she's losing her touch with men after Don seems to lose interest in her.</desc>
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    <title>Sally and Don's First Kiss - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Sally turns to romance novels for inspiration when it's time for her first kiss with Officer Don. Unfortunately, whether they try it on a windy, moonlit bluff or in the Solomons' kitchen, the kiss just isn't special enough. Sally becomes resigned to breaking up with Don, but when she goes to the police stable to tell him, the magical combination of horses, thunder, lightning, and Don's newfound forcefulness combine to make Sally realize Don's the guy for her after all. Dick is perturbed because Lucy the cafeteria lady charges him -- and only him -- for crackers. Realizing he has no control over her inexplicable dislike for him allows him to free himself from being bothered by her unjust treatment. Harry graduates from night school, and he and fellow classmates Mrs. DeGuzman and Larry reminisce about all the great times they had together during their ten-week enrollment.</desc>
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    <title>When Aliens Camp - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dick takes the family camping as a mission bonding activity. At the campsite, the family and Mary all become angry with Dick -- the family because he lies about bringing Mary along after he tells them it's "family only," and Mary because he tells her the family doesn't mind she's coming along. After they all cast him out, Dick goes off by himself and attempts to form a new society with a troop of Beaver Scouts he encounters. The Solomons assume Dick is lost and set out to find him. They (especially Sally, who resents her command being usurped) initially reject Mary's offers of help in finding Dick... until they realize she knows a lot more about the outdoors than they do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721064218 +0000" stop="20260721070415 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tooth Harry - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Mary is asked to appear in a new Pendelton University promotional video. Dick whines until he is also allowed to participate. Unfortunately, neither of them shares the director's vision of what their "performances" should be like, and they are unceremoniously replaced by other "actors" (including Tommy). Harry volunteers to drive Nina to the dentist. A romance develops, but fizzles when the money Harry leaves under Nina's pillow as a Tooth Fairy reward is misinterpreted, and Nina, highly offended, throws him out. Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment, but his glee soon turns to gloom when she starts seeing the place as less of a love nest and more of a one-woman party zone that she can trash whenever she wants to. When Don calls her attention to her inconsiderate behavior, she apologizes -- but he still takes back his key.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721070415 +0000" stop="20260721072614 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The Solomons wind up their third season -- and perhaps their mission on Earth -- with a romantic dinner party that turns predictably raucous. The chef is Tommy, who has just "come out" as a gourmet. The guests: Dick and Mary, Don and Sally and Harry and Mrs. Dubcek's amorous daughter Vicki, who is back in his life. The trouble is, Vicki's jealous ex-boyfriend is hot on her trail. He's also hot to "put a hurt" on the competition and kidnaps Harry just before he transmits a message from the Big Giant Head. The other Solomons miss the communique, which promises devastating consequences for the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721072614 +0000" stop="20260721074812 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721074812 +0000" stop="20260721081010 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Mad Dick - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary is named the new dean, Dick assumes her power also applies to him, and wastes no time in firing his nemesis from the lunchroom, Lucy -- who immediately files a grievance. Meanwhile, an excited Sally prepared to lose her virginity to Don, but finds herself unable to discuss the event with anyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074413 +0000" stop="20260719080835 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719080835 +0000" stop="20260719083257 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719083257 +0000" stop="20260719085909 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719085909 +0000" stop="20260719092351 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719092351 +0000" stop="20260719094953 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719094953 +0000" stop="20260719102129 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719102129 +0000" stop="20260719104553 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719104553 +0000" stop="20260719111027 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719111027 +0000" stop="20260719113639 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719113639 +0000" stop="20260719120101 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719120101 +0000" stop="20260719122703 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719122703 +0000" stop="20260719125135 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719125135 +0000" stop="20260719131601 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719131601 +0000" stop="20260719134018 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719134018 +0000" stop="20260719140434 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719140434 +0000" stop="20260719142850 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719142850 +0000" stop="20260719145306 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719145306 +0000" stop="20260719151724 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719151724 +0000" stop="20260719154140 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719154140 +0000" stop="20260719160726 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719160726 +0000" stop="20260719163142 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719163142 +0000" stop="20260719165608 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719165608 +0000" stop="20260719172023 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719172023 +0000" stop="20260719174455 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719174455 +0000" stop="20260719180917 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180917 +0000" stop="20260719183339 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719183339 +0000" stop="20260719185951 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185951 +0000" stop="20260719192433 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719192433 +0000" stop="20260719195035 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719195035 +0000" stop="20260719202211 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719202211 +0000" stop="20260719204635 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719204635 +0000" stop="20260719211109 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719211109 +0000" stop="20260719213721 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719213721 +0000" stop="20260719220143 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719220143 +0000" stop="20260719222745 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719222745 +0000" stop="20260719225217 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719225217 +0000" stop="20260719231643 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719231643 +0000" stop="20260719234101 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719234101 +0000" stop="20260720000517 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720000517 +0000" stop="20260720002932 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720002932 +0000" stop="20260720005348 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720005348 +0000" stop="20260720011806 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011806 +0000" stop="20260720014222 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014222 +0000" stop="20260720020808 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020808 +0000" stop="20260720023224 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023224 +0000" stop="20260720025650 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025650 +0000" stop="20260720032106 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032106 +0000" stop="20260720034538 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034538 +0000" stop="20260720040959 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040959 +0000" stop="20260720043421 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
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    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
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    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
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    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
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    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
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    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
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    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
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    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
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    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
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    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
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    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
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    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
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    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
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    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
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    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
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    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
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    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
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    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
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    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
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    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
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    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
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    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
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    <desc>Jack tries to locate Assad in hopes of warning him about the impending air strike. Assad agrees to help Jack locate Fayed, but Jack worries that he’s forgotten how to do his job. Ahmed finds he must take drastic action when his role in the attacks is discovered. President Palmer’s sister, Sandra, goes a long way to defend her principles when she finds herself and her civil rights organization to be a target in an FBI investigation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719121008 +0000" stop="20260719125407 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Assad uses clever tactics to manipulate Fayed’s agent into leading them to the place where Fayed may be hiding. Ahmed uses Ray’s family as leverage to force him to deliver a mysterious package. Fayed contacts Wayne with a demand, while Sandra bucks the FBI’s authority. Jack becomes concerned when Curtis begins to display hostility toward Assad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719125407 +0000" stop="20260719133754 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Ray uses the component to bargain for his family’s freedom, but Ahmed only grants half his wish. Chloe moderates an argument between Morris and Milo, while Walid overhears information in the detention center that may be of use to CTU. Wayne agrees to pardon Assad in the face of his efforts to aid Jack; a gesture that does not sit well with an enraged Curtis. Jack follows a lead given to the police by Jillian, but his information comes too late to stop Fayed from launching another deadly strike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133754 +0000" stop="20260719142129 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Wayne prepares to talk to the nation as L.A. deals with the fall-out from the nuclear blast. Fayed tries to set up a deal with a new trigger man who can help with the four remaining bombs. Sandra is outraged when the FBI forces Walid to wear a wire in the hopes of gaining information from his fellow inmates. Assad provides CTU with a lead, but Jack finds that it takes a personal twist when he learns that the terrorists may have connections to his estranged family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719142129 +0000" stop="20260719150406 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Jack forces Graem to take him to McCarthy's office in the hopes of finding a lead to their father's whereabouts. Lennox plays a trump card that removes Karen from his path as he prepares to implement more extreme policies. The FBI's sting operation with Walid goes terribly awry, while Nadia finds herself impeded by new security measures at CTU.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719150406 +0000" stop="20260719154812 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Jack's family loyalties are put to the test as Graem reveals his full involvement in the terrorist activities. Wayne convenes a meeting of his cabinet to discuss Lennox's drastic policies, while Sandra tends to an injured Walid. Morris receives some bad news about a relative, and McCarthy sets a trap designed to capture the man who can help Fayed build a new trigger for the nukes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154812 +0000" stop="20260719163219 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Jack tries to trace Morris's location, while Fayed uses harsh tactics to gain his cooperation. Lennox contemplates his resignation in the face of Wayne's rebuke, but Reed suggests an extreme course of action that may result in a change in leadership. Wayne meets with Assad and pressures him to publicly renounce terrorism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719163219 +0000" stop="20260719171524 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Marilyn gives Jack a lead that will help him find Gredenko, but they hit a wall as Phillip takes steps to cover his tracks. As Lennox learns more about Reed's plan, the Vice-President pushes Wayne to reconsider his dialogue with Assad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719171524 +0000" stop="20260719175839 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Marilyn tells Jack the truth about his father's involvement in the day's conspiracy. Jack uses her in an attempt to get to Phillip. Chloe covers for Morris when he turns to an old vice after reaching the breaking point, while Milo finds himself over his head in fieldwork. Lennox takes a hard stand as Reed's deadly plan to shift presidential control moves forward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719175839 +0000" stop="20260719184229 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Lennox tries desperately to escape from Reed as Wayne makes final preparations for his joint speech with Assad. Chloe continues to cover for Morris as Nadia becomes more suspicious. Jack meets with ex President Logan and learns that a lead to Gredenko's whereabouts may be located within the Russian consolate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184229 +0000" stop="20260719192539 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Vice-President Daniels assumes office in the wake of Wayne's injury and makes plans to implement his extreme security agenda. Lennox names the co-conspirators in the attack, but finds himself under Daniels' thumb. Meanwhile, Karen moves to insert herself back in her former job. Jack and Logan pay a visit to the Russian consulate, but Jack takes drastic action when Logan fails to learn Gredenko's location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719192539 +0000" stop="20260719200923 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S06E13</title>
    <desc>While Jack evades Russian security guards, Buchanan assigns a new agent, Mike Doyle, to raid the Russian consulate to capture Markov and rescue Jack.Logan calls on his estranged ex-wife in the hopes that she can help to defuse the brewing crisis between the U.S. and Russia.Gredenko prepares to strike at another target. Meanwhile, Daniels gives a Middle Eastern ambassador a strong ultimatum in order to gain his cooperation in the hunt for the remaining nukes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719200923 +0000" stop="20260719205229 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Jack learns a devastating piece of news about Audrey upon his return to CTU.As a desperate Gredenko launches his strike, CTU learns that their systems have been compromised by a mole who is obstructing their efforts to find the drone.Karen finds a possible ally in Lennox as Daniels proceeds on his extreme course that will pit the U.S. against the Middle East.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719205229 +0000" stop="20260719213624 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Jack and Doyle head up field ops while tracking Gredenko and Fayed, and the Vice President's decision sends shockwaves through his administration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719213624 +0000" stop="20260719221913 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Wayne risks his unstable health in order to fight Daniels for the presidency. Lennox and Karen call an uneasy truce in the face of the impending war.

Doyle coerces Nadia into helping him dig up dirt on Milo, while Jack uses Gredenko in a sting operation that will lead them to Fayed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719221913 +0000" stop="20260719230317 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Wayne continues to risk his health as he takes a stand that will force cooperation from the Middle East.Jack realizes he won't be able to break Fayed, so he and Doyle concoct a scheme to force Fayed to lead them to the location of the remaining nukes. But Fayed's ally engages in trickery that places the plan in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230317 +0000" stop="20260719234707 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Cheng offers to exchange the nuclear component for Audrey's life. Jack gains Chloe's covert cooperation, but their plans are dashed when Morris stumbles on to the operation.Wayne gives Daniels an unpleasant ultimatum, but his fragile health soon tips the balance in the vice-president's favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719234707 +0000" stop="20260720003052 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Jack sets up a meeting with Cheng, while Doyle tries to track him with CTU's help.Buchanan's career is placed in jeopardy when Karen is forced to make a damning choice to save the administration.Daniels seeks comfort from his assistant as he assumes the presidency.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720003052 +0000" stop="20260720011442 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Nadia approves an interrogation technique that might prove fatal to Audrey. Doyle covertly aids Jack in the hopes that he can save her from further mental trauma.Daniels discovers that he may have a leak in his administration when he is confronted by the angry Russian president.Chloe and Morris's relationship hits the rocks, while Heller delivers Jack a stern warning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011442 +0000" stop="20260720015806 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Jack is held in custody at CTU, while Cheng prepares to launch a surprise attack.Lennox uses Lisa as a plant to send a false message to the Russians in hopes of defusing a tense situation.Morris' decision to end his relationship with Chloe begins taking its toll on her as they struggle to maintain professionalism, and Josh shows signs of guilt over the role his father played in the day's terrorist attacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720015806 +0000" stop="20260720024139 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Jack runs a desperate tactic to free the CTU hostages from their captors. He manages to intercept Cheng, who plans to deliver Josh to his grandfather in exchange for the circuit board. Jack is forced to allow Cheng to escape in order to save Josh's life.Lennox continues to monitor Lisa as she plants evidence for Mark to deliver to the Russians. The situation takes a nasty turn when all does not go according to plan. Meanwhile, Daniels tries to run a bluff on the Russian president, but finds he's playing a bad hand.Nadia finds herself facing a hostile investigation over the security breach, while a decision from Daniels pits Doyle against Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720024139 +0000" stop="20260720032343 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Doyle takes Josh to meet Phillip in the hopes of retrieving the circuit board, but his conscience bothers him over the exchange.Karen puts her career on the line when she uses Bill to help break Jack from custody. Jack and Bill track Phillip, but not before he pulls a fast move that reaps serious injury to Doyle.Nadia has a conversation with Milo's brother, while Chloe suffers from a mysterious medical problem that strikes her at the wrong moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032343 +0000" stop="20260720040743 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S06E24</title>
    <desc>CTU discovers where Philip is hiding and Daniels orders an air strike in a desperate move to appease the Russians. Jack and Bill go after Josh alone before the bombers find their target.Lennox persuades Daniels to grant leniency for Bill and Karen. In the wake of the close call, Daniels begins to question his choices as acting president.Chloe gives Morris some surprising news that alters their relationship, while Marilyn is reunited with Josh at CTU.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040743 +0000" stop="20260720045405 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jack Bauer has been pulled from his senate sub-committee hearing to assist with the deadly domestic threat and the investigation of former colleague Tony Almeida, his new undefined role is to help secure the nation. Meanwhile, President Allison Taylor presides over the escalating time-sensitive dilemmas linked to the unrest in Sangala. Chloe O’Brian and Bill Buchanan are on hand this season as well as FBI Agents Renee Walker, Larry Moss, Janis Gold and Sean Hillinger to cope with the unthinkable events</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720045405 +0000" stop="20260720053546 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Since Jack Bauer has been pulled from his senate sub-committee hearing to assist with the deadly domestic threat and the investigation of former colleague Tony Almeida, his new undefined role is to help secure the nation. Meanwhile, President Allison Taylor presides over the escalating time-sensitive dilemmas linked to the unrest in Sangala. Chloe O’Brian and Bill Buchanan are on hand this season as well as FBI Agents Renee Walker, Larry Moss, Janis Gold and Sean Hillinger to cope with the unthinkable events</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053546 +0000" stop="20260720061951 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S07E03</title>
    <desc>With Tony in custody, Jack leads his interrogation, but is shocked when a code word Tony whispers in his ear leads to old friends and a plot much deeper than anyone in the FBI anticipated. Jack once again takes the law into his own hands when he breaks Tony out of the FBI's custody to deliver him back to the terrorist faction. Renee asks FBI technician Janis Gold to try to uncover a possible leak in the agency, but Janis is terrified when her discoveries point to fellow analyst Sean Hillinger. Colonel Dubaku sends a message to President Taylor, insisting that the US withdraw its forces from Sangala or risk a terrible attack on their soil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720061951 +0000" stop="20260720070356 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Buchanan takes Jack to "CTU", a secret hideout where he and Chloe had been working with Tony to uncover the conspiracy within the US government. Tony had been undercover with the terrorists aiding Juma to discover the moles. Jack agrees to help get Tony back in play by joining Emerson's crew himself.

Taylor is forced to meet with Matobo to inform him that she may be required to withdraw her forces from Sangala to protect American lives. Her Chief of Staff Ethan Kanin agrees with this decision, but Taylor is not yet convinced.

Henry meets with Samantha, Roger's former girlfriend, who tells him that Roger was indeed murdered and provides him with proof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720070356 +0000" stop="20260720074643 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S07E05</title>
    <desc>As the threat of terrorism escalates, Jack Bauer is forced to take matters into his own hands to avert the imminent crisis facing the country. Meanwhile, lives are on the line as conflicted Agent Renee Walker copes with the volatile investigation, and FBI honcho Larry Moss is forced to keep a closer eye on his team as the nation's security is in jeopardy. At the White House, international stakes are raised and the First Gentleman proceeds with his personal mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074643 +0000" stop="20260720083026 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S07E06</title>
    <desc>As Dubaku presses President Taylor to comply with his devilish demands, she contemplates if the administration should negotiate to avert a disastrous terror attack. Meanwhile, away from the White House and the threatening international crisis, the determined First Gentleman struggles with his ongoing domestic mission, and perilous FBI Agent Walker diverts the attention of her tense colleagues. With national security on the line, Jack Bauer has a formidable plan in hopes of shielding the country in the “Day 7: 1:00-2:00 PM” episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720083026 +0000" stop="20260720091345 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S07E07</title>
    <desc>As U.S. troops remain in position outside of Sangala, Dubaku seeks another high-value target using the CIP module. While the entire NSA scrambles to locate the breach, the situation rapidly escalates. Paranoid FBI Agent Janis Gold commands from her post, while Jack, Tony, Renee, Chloe and Buchanan follow leads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091345 +0000" stop="20260720095740 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S07E08</title>
    <desc>As the country reels from the recent terror attacks and faces the mounting global ramifications, the administration refuses to acquiesce and presses on with their disapproval of the Juma regime. As Jack Bauer and team head to the White House for a pivotal meeting with President Taylor, Dubaku raises the stakes when he threatens the First Family</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720095740 +0000" stop="20260720104143 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S07E09</title>
    <desc>After eight hellacious hours of this terrible day have elapsed, the country remains on edge. President Taylor struggles with the painful circumstances facing the First Family, including her daughter Olivia (guest star Sprague Grayden). Meanwhile, a huffy Chloe faces-off against paranoid FBI Agent Janis Gold, while Jack and Agent Walker track leads through Washington, D.C. to eliminate the threat of another ruthless terror attack</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720104143 +0000" stop="20260720112547 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jack and Renee Walker pursue Dubaku through the streets of Washington, D.C., with a little cyber help from Chloe. Meanwhile, the first family and the FBI are left reeling from incidents involving turncoat agents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720112547 +0000" stop="20260720120926 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Not even at the halfway point of this hellacious day, two planes have collided outside of D.C., there has been an attempt on a chemical plant in Ohio, the President’s husband’s life has been threatened and the nation remains at risk. When Dubaku’s evil plan escalates to his boss, General Juma (guest star Tony Todd), the stakes are raised and steadfast President Taylor faces a deepening foreign policy dilemma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720120926 +0000" stop="20260720125320 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Juma and his men take the White House by storm, killing most of the Secret Service and trapping Taylor and Jack in the saferoom. His efforts to extract her are thwarted until he is informed that the President's daughter is in the White House as well.

Renee and Larry try to convince Vice President Hayworth to let them rescue the President, but Hayworth will not budge until the FBI can produce proof that she is not in imminent danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720125320 +0000" stop="20260720133722 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The siege on the White House reaches an explosive end after Jack and Bill work together to try and save President Taylor.

Meanwhile, Jonas Hodges makes moves to cover his own tracks, starting with Ryan Burnett.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133722 +0000" stop="20260720142127 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Malevolent mastermind Jonas Hodges emerges as Jack Bauer's latest adversary as the long, terrifying day ticks deeper into the night. Jack yields results from a surprise meeting, and the fight to avert additional terror attacks continues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720142127 +0000" stop="20260720150501 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Olivia Taylor, the President’s daughter, becomes increasingly involved in the day’s events, and the administration reels when a high-ranking official delivers devastating news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720150501 +0000" stop="20260720154845 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S07E16</title>
    <desc>The game changes for Jack Bauer, and the FBI is forced to collaborate with other federal agencies. As the threat intensifies, the administration shakes things up and seeks a new perspective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154845 +0000" stop="20260720163249 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S07E17</title>
    <desc>As the day stretches into the middle of the night, Jack and the FBI formulate a plan to prevent further terror attacks. Events take an unexpected turn when the politics surrounding the administration expand beyond the White House.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720163249 +0000" stop="20260720171552 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Jack Bauer endures the elements and fights on to prevent an attack that could change the country forever. As the catastrophic blow to the nation nears, Tony Almeida operates from the field and Kim Bauer, who was last seen in Season Five, returns. Meanwhile, the stakes are raised when the administration is faced with a blackmail scenario.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171552 +0000" stop="20260720175855 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S07E19</title>
    <desc>As the nation remains vulnerable, Jack Bauer endures the worsening pathogen pain. The FBI deals with recent deadly developments while matters involving key players takes this day into a unexpected direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720175855 +0000" stop="20260720184249 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S07E20</title>
    <desc>The nation remains vulnerable as Starkwood mastermind Jonas Hodges (guest star Jon Voight) remains at the epicenter of the mounting terrorist threat. Meanwhile, the FBI and the administration scramble to provide security and justice, and Jack Bauer questions a key suspect</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720184249 +0000" stop="20260720192643 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S07E21</title>
    <desc>While lives remain on the line, an emotional Chloe copes with the declining conditions. With only a few hours left in Jack Bauer’s day, the situation worsens when the politicking inside the White House corners the divided administration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720192643 +0000" stop="20260720200952 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Innocent lives remain in the line of fire as this terrifying day draws to a close. Jack is faced with an unthinkable situation while his perpetually imperiled daughter, Kim (guest star Cuthbert), gets involved. Meanwhile, the imminent threat stokes the heated rivalry between Chloe and Janis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720200952 +0000" stop="20260720205326 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Jack Bauer is forced to help Tony escape from custody, only to find Tony plans to use Jack to reconstitute the pathogen. Aaron Pierce and Ethan Kanin work together and discover Olivia's role in Hodges' murder. Kim Bauer takes down her captors, and works with Renee Walker to find her father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720205326 +0000" stop="20260720213951 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Presented with the evidence of Olivia's actions, President Allison Taylor is forced to make a decision between her family and the Presidency. Thanks to Kim Bauer, Janis, Renee and Chloe are able to save Jack and arrest Tony before he can kill Alan Wilson. With Wilson refusing to talk and Jack about to die, the fight is no longer in the field, it's for the hearts and souls of Jack and Renee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720213951 +0000" stop="20260720222233 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A plot to assassinate the President of the Islamic Republic at the UN building comes to Jack Bauer's attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222233 +0000" stop="20260720230659 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S08E02</title>
    <desc>CTU detains a reporter it suspects of helping assassins, while Jack and Chloe start their own investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230659 +0000" stop="20260720234814 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chloe race against time to try to thwart a well-planned assassination of the President of the Islamic Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234814 +0000" stop="20260721003546 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S08E04</title>
    <desc>CTU wants ex-FBI agent, Renee Walker, to infiltrate a Russian gang which is selling weapons-grade enriched uranium to the assassination plotters.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Day 8: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S08E05</title>
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    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Seinfeld Vision - S02E01</title>
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    <title>The Collection - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Greenzo - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's time for Kenneth's annual house party, but he may be the only one excited about it. To help with turnout, Tracy spreads rumors until the party gets out of hand. Meanwhile, Jack deals with NBC's new environmentally-friendly mascot, whose new-found stardom goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Somebody to Love - S02E06</title>
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    <desc>Jack gets attached to Liz's nurturing parents because they provide the love and support he never got from his mom. The staffers get ready for their raunchy holiday party, but Kenneth changes their plans at the last minute.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 210 - S02E10</title>
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    <title>MILF Island - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When someone on the "TGS with Tracy Jordan" staff insults Jack in a newspaper article about the season finale of "MILF Island," he frantically sends Jonathan to interrogate everyone on the show until the culprit is found.</desc>
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    <desc>Dennis becomes a New York City celebrity after jumping in front of a train and saving someone who fell on the tracks. Meanwhile, Jack desperately tries to persuade Tracy to become the celebrity face of the Republican Party.</desc>
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    <title>Succession - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Sandwich Day - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Cooter - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jack moves on to a new job involving politics in Washington, but the position is not quite what he anticipated. Meanwhile, Liz suffers a pregnancy scare, Kenneth confronts rival page Donny when applying for a summer job, and Tracy works on his latest invention.</desc>
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    <title>Do-Over - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Believe in the Stars - S03E02</title>
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    <desc>Liz and Jenna's free-spirited friend Claire visits New York and falls hard for Jack. Meanwhile, Kenneth, distressed over the new page uniforms, turns to Tracy who cheers him up with a surprise involving the cast of "Night Court."</desc>
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    <title>Gavin Volure - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eccentric businessman Gavin Volure becomes enamored with Liz. Meanwhile, Tracy fears his kids may have sinister plans and Kenneth entrusts Jack to invest his savings in Gavin's business venture.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Christmas Special - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Señor Macho Solo - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Approached by Buddy and Derence, detective Pilou sets out to solve the mysterious case of the missing cat treats.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
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    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
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    <title>The Lost Clippers - S09E07</title>
    <desc>As the team continues its time in jail, some participants navigate their new surroundings while another finds it too much to handle.</desc>
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    <title>Celly Suspicions - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Conflicts with inmates and growing suspicion spells trouble for the team, and one participant is moved out of the pod.</desc>
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    <title>Surging Suspicions - S09E09</title>
    <desc>As a new participant enters the jail, the rest of the team is at their breaking point, which leads to a dangerous discovery.</desc>
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    <title>I'm an Inmate Now - S09E10</title>
    <desc>The Sheriff's team takes unprecedented measures to protect Daniel when his true identity is discovered by the deputies, while Qwell discovers inmates are hiding substances in the greenhouse, and an incident in the women's pod causes Nina and Scarlett to sever their bond as teammates.</desc>
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    <title>Boundaries and Thorns - S09E11</title>
    <desc>With the end of the program drawing near, the participants struggle to tie up loose ends, fend off suspicion, and face real problems in the jail.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye Tour - S09E12</title>
    <desc>After the remaining participants are released, they meet with Sheriff Smith and his team to discuss their time inside the Utah County Jail and find out which team members finished the program.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Now that all the participants have left, they sit down with the Sheriff and his team to reflect on necessary changes they hope will be made at the Utah County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Top 50 of 60 - S09E14</title>
    <desc>For nine gripping seasons, "60 Days In" has sent brave participants undercover in some of America's most dangerous jails. We are counting down the top 50 participants to ever get locked up for the "60 Days In" program!</desc>
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    <title>Unusual Suspects - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Jamey Noel has devised an unprecedented program to root out crime and corruption in the Clark County Jail. His plan is to send seven civilian volunteers into jail as undercover inmates. The participants all have unique motivations for joining the program, and have been given cover stories, training on the rules of inmate culture, and instructions on how to stay safe. Now they just have to convince the inmates and the officers that they are real inmates.</desc>
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    <title>First Timers - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Cell Shock - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Maryum, the eldest daughter of boxer Muhammad Ali, joins the program and fits into F-pod effortlessly; the inmates grow suspicious of Robert; a mistake places Zac in peril; Barbra questions her commitment to the experiment.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Face - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Isaiah and Robert worry that their covers may be blown; Capt. Maples follows through with consequences after Robert makes a risky move; Zac hunts for illegal drug use in C-pod; Tami clashes with another inmate.</desc>
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    <title>Friends without Benefits - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An unexpected call to court tests Zac's strength as an inmate; Barbra abandons a friendship with Tami in order to survive; a series of catastrophic mistakes endangers Jeff.</desc>
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    <title>Full Inmate - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The midway point of the experiment approaches; anger rises among the women of F-Pod; an inmate in C-Pod poses a danger to one of the men.</desc>
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    <title>Pod Drama - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jeff is attacked by an inmate, putting the program at risk; Zac and Isaiah get moved to D-Pod; Barbara feels betrayed by her bunkies; Tami's wife makes a surprise visit; and Robert learns he's going back to general population.</desc>
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    <title>Shakedown - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The participants cross the halfway point of the experiment; the sheriff orders a raid due to increased tensions and drug activity in D-pod; the residents of F-pod worry about a contagious rash.</desc>
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    <title>Alone for the Holidays - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving presents new opportunities and challenges for the six remaining participants, and one of them is pushed to a breaking point.</desc>
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    <title>Institutionalized - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As the participants near the end of their time in jail, tension in F-Pod pushes one woman over the edge and compromises the program.</desc>
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    <title>11th Hour - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The five remaining participants try to finish up their final days inside jail as pressure builds within the pods.</desc>
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    <title>Exodus - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Three participants remain and one suffers a meltdown when a woman in F-Pod is released. Elsewhere: D-Pod sees a power struggle with a constant threat of violence.</desc>
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    <title>Aftermath - S01E13</title>
    <desc>All seven participants meet to discuss their experience and tensions rise when a contentious moment is addressed.</desc>
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    <title>Re-entry - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Phase two of Sheriff Jamey Noel's unprecedented program begins with four new participants entering the Clark County Jail to continue the covert operation designed to root out corruption and contraband.</desc>
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    <title>Friend or Foe - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As three new participants enter the program, the others fight for acceptance in the pods. One participant is forced into a confrontation that quickly turns physical.</desc>
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    <title>All Pain, No Gain - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The last participant enters the Clark County Jail and all eight must now face their new reality of life behind bars.</desc>
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    <title>Hazed and Confused - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Hazing, drug use and violence envelop Clark County Jail as two participants are on the brink of dropping out of the program.</desc>
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    <title>Pod Wars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>All hell breaks loose in the Clark County Jail when two pod bosses threaten the safety of three of our participants.</desc>
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    <title>Criminal Justice - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While trying to survive constant harassment, violence and the stress of incarceration, the participants continue to grind out their time in the Clark County Jail, but two of them are reaching a tipping point and for them everything is about to change.</desc>
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    <title>Dangerous Loyalty - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Sheri, Ryan and Quintin find themselves going deeper undercover as Dion and Ashleigh grapple with their respective pasts. Monalisa has a major revelation about her daughter's situation.</desc>
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    <title>Institutional Knowledge - S02E08</title>
    <desc>New challenges emerge after the men switch pods and the women suspect a snitch.</desc>
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    <title>Sewer Gate - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Raw sewage flows into inmate pods causing chaos throughout Clark County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble in Store - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With the sewer line repaired, the participants return to their pods only to encounter new challenges and dangerous threats.</desc>
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    <title>Blood, Debt and Tears - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Tension is running high in the pods as the six remaining participants enter their final days in the Clark County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Bed and Baggage - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In the final days of their stay in the Clark County Jail, the three remaining participants gather their last bits of evidence and narrowly avoid conflict before their names are called for bed and baggage.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath: Part Two - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With Sheriff Noel's program having come to a close, all eight participants are brought together with Sheriff Noel and Captain Maples to talk about their journey as inmates and what they discovered while in Clark County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Fulton County Jail: Welcome to the A-T-L - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In Atlanta's Fulton County Jail, Colonel Mark Adger is sending 17 undercover volunteers into his facility to find solutions to contraband, drug smuggling, and gang violence. The participants who infiltrate Atlanta's Fulton County Jail for this season include a special education teacher who works with at-risk youth, a man who believes that the system has failed African Americans and wants to help fight discrimination, a former corrections officer who wants to see what it is like when the roles are reversed, a woman who met her husband while he was incarcerated and hopes to understand his institutionalized behavior, a Marine with law enforcement aspirations, and others.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Dare - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The first five participants enter the Fulton County Jail and are immediately met with drug use, sexual behavior, and what it feels like to be locked in a cell for 12 hours.</desc>
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    <title>Trust Issues - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As participants settle into Fulton County Jail and new ones enter, inmate suspicions and power-plays keep everyone on edge.</desc>
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    <title>Cellies - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A violent fight in the women's pod and an abuse of power in pod 600 cause extended lockdowns, proving that the luck of the draw with cell mates can make or break the experience in jail.</desc>
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    <title>Dangerous Liaisons - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Uneasy alliances create risks while participants face even more difficult obstacles in order to survive their life on the inside.</desc>
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    <title>Vulnerable Positions - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A flood in the South Annex, escalating problems with cellmates, and respect issues push our participants to the brink of despair in the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Tapping Out - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The male participants in 500 suspect each other of being in the program, while the women struggle to continue, and one may even drop out.</desc>
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    <title>Bloods Rising - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The participants at the Fulton County Jail find that small mistakes can have big consequences, as the Bloods in 500 continue to rise in power.</desc>
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    <title>Code Red - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A chaotic mass evacuation drill in 500 turns dangerous when inmates slip their restraints, and a rumor about the program in the women's pod puts two participants in a vulnerable position.</desc>
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    <title>The Marine Test - S03E10</title>
    <desc>An uproar in Zone 500 results when an inmate claims to be a Marine, Jon is taken advantage of by a new inmate with the same name, and Michelle gets caught in the middle of a drug deal gone wrong.</desc>
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    <title>High Times - S03E11</title>
    <desc>In the Fulton County Jail, participants Matt and Michelle are faced with tough choices regarding drug use that put their safety, and time in the program, at risk.</desc>
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    <title>In or Out? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The participants endure their final days at the Fulton County Jail, but one has to make the tough decision to stay another 60 days.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The participants meet for the first time to discuss their time inside.</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With two participants inside the jail and three more entering, Phase Two will shatter expectations, open old wounds and put everyone's safety in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Shank Anxiety - S04E02</title>
    <desc>As the participants settle into jail, inmate feuds and power plays bring them face to face with real danger.</desc>
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    <title>Pissed Off - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jaclin begins to alienate the officers and Stephanie; Zone 500 is raided for contraband; Matt is at odds with his roommate.</desc>
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    <title>Party Favors - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The participants toe the line between blowing their cover or going full inmate, while trying to stay focused on their purpose.</desc>
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    <title>Jail Crush - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Stephanie uses drugs to bond with her fellow inmates; Jaclin finds acceptance by creating a clothing line.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Rules - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The participants are faced with challenges when a gas scare happens in the women's pod, a football kitty goes missing in 500 prompting a gang fight.</desc>
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    <title>Sexual Preference - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Jaclin tries to help Stephanie switch rooms, it puts a target on Jaclin's back. Emmanuel also becomes a target when he tries to break up a fight. A rumor about Andrew being gay could put him in harm's way.</desc>
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    <title>See Nothing, Say Nothing - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Two participants struggle with the decision to leave the program early, while the rest try to keep their wits as they finish the back half of their time in the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Nachos, Strippers, and Whippit - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Matt wrestles with the most devastating moment of his life; Jaclin regrets leaving the program; Alan gets a mysterious new cellmate; and the inmates throw an unforgettable birthday party for Angele.</desc>
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    <title>The Inmate Who Loved Me - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After an emotional breakdown, Alan is not sure he can continue in the program; Nate expands his meth investigation; Johnny defends a female officer; and Angele falls deeper in love with Gabrielle and struggles to keep her secret from her.</desc>
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    <title>Cover Blown - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A participant is removed from the program after it is learned that she intentionally broke her cover with an inmate. Stephanie fears that Gabrielle will not keep Angele's secret; and Alan tries to buy meth.</desc>
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    <title>Get Them Out - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Colonel Adger must work against the clock to safely remove all the participants from the Fulton County Jail</desc>
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    <desc>Mahdi walks out of his bachelor party. Joan excludes Lucille from her dress fitting. Sarper squares off with Dan. Shawn has doubts about his future with Alliya. Matt and Amani feel betrayed by Any's lies. Mina reunites with her sister.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Giant - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The red sun derails Clarke's plans.</desc>
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    <title>A Sort of Homecoming - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends reckon with all that has happened only to find an unexpected threat looming.</desc>
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    <title>The Dying of the Light - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Octavia mount a desperate rescue mission as the Disciples close in on what they want.</desc>
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    <title>The Last War - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After all the fighting and loss, Clarke and her friends have reached the final battle. But is humanity worthy of something greater?</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ninety-seven years ago, nuclear Armageddon decimated planet Earth, destroying civilization. The only survivors were the 400 inhabitants of 12 international space stations that were in orbit at the time. Three generations have been born in space, and the survivors now number 4,000. With resources running out on their dying "Ark", 100 juvenile delinquents are sent to Earth to determine if Earth is finally survivable. Among the 100 young exiles are Clarke, the bright teenage daughter of the Ark’s chief medical officer; the daredevil Finn; the brother/sister duo of Bellamy and Octavia, whose illegal sibling status has always led them to flaunt the rules, the lighthearted Jasper and the resourceful Monty. Technologically blind to what’s happening on the planet below them, the Ark’s leaders — Clarke’s widowed mother, Abby; Chancellor Jaha; and his shadowy second in command, Kane — are faced with difficult decisions about life, death and the continued existence of the human race.</desc>
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    <desc>In a desperate attempt to treat Jasper’s festering wounds, Clarke, Finn and Wells set out in search of a seaweed antibiotic. Bellamy and his crew go hunting for food, and are joined by Charlotte, a lovable 13-year-old, who feels safe under Bellamy’s protection. A thick, acidic fog appears, forcing Clarke, Finn and Wells to seek shelter inside an ancient van. While they are trapped, Clarke confronts Wells on his betrayal that resulted in her father’s death.</desc>
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    <desc>After the shocking death of one of their own, Clarke and Finn grow closer as they try to figure out a way to communicate with the Ark. Bellamy must keep the group from turning on one another as life on Earth takes a desperate turn. Meanwhile, Abby risks having herself floated in order to give Raven the chance to stow-away in the escape pod bound for Earth.</desc>
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    <desc>Clarke’s newfound romance with Finn is threatened. Octavia suffers a blow to the head and wakes up to find a Grounder watching her. On the Ark, Abby exposes Kane’s plan to reduce the population of the Ark. Jaha and Abby notice a signal and realize at least some of the 100 must still be alive on Earth.</desc>
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    <desc>Bellamy leads his crew into Grounder territory as they search for Octavia. Raven can't help but notice the deep connection between Finn and Clarke. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Bellamy's and Octavia's childhood on the Ark.</desc>
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    <desc>Clarke and Raven make contact with the Ark, and Abby guides Clarke through a dangerous procedure in a desperate move to save one of their own. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is removed from the council, and former Chancellor Diana Sydney takes her place. Jaha reveals to Abby that there are not enough drop ships for everyone on the Ark to go down to Earth, and Kane begins to deal with his guilt over his recent decision.</desc>
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    <desc>Clarke and Bellamy go on a mission to find supplies for approaching winter. Some of the 100 accidentally eat nuts with powerfully hallucinogenic properties and lose their grasp on reality. Meanwhile, Octavia seizes the opportunity to help a friend escape, and a terrifying event brings Clarke and Bellamy closer. On the Ark, Commander Shumway secretly assigns one of the 100 to kill one of his own, and the treacherous actions of Diane Sydney are revealed.</desc>
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    <title>Unity Day - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Finn attempt to broker peace with the Grounders but all hell breaks loose when Bellamy, Jasper and Raven show up armed and ready for battle. Octavia and Lincoln grow closer. Meanwhile, tragedy strikes during the Unity Day celebration on the Ark.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Become Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Murphy returns to camp claiming to have been held captive and tortured by the Grounders, and Clarke and Bellamy have very different opinions on how to handle his return. Octavia sneaks away to find Lincoln and returns with a serious warning for the 100. Meanwhile, a mysterious virus strikes camp forcing many to be quarantined, and Jasper pulls off a heroic move.</desc>
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    <title>The Calm - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With a low food supply at camp, Clarke and Finn lead a group out to hunt for food and wind up in a compromising position. With Finn’s life in danger, Clarke makes a game-changing decision. Meanwhile, Raven makes Bellamy an offer he can’t refuse. On the Ark – Kane risks his life and is reunited with Chancellor Jaha and Abby.</desc>
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    <title>We Are Grounders (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Finn escape one dangerous situation only to find themselves faced with a new enemy. Bellamy makes a heroic move to save Jasper. Raven faces a new danger, and Murphy finally gets his revenge. Meanwhile, those remaining on the Ark are coming to terms with the inevitable.</desc>
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    <desc>Clarke pleads with Bellamy to do the right thing as conflict on the ground comes to a head. Bellamy forces Octavia to make a difficult decision. Raven and Jasper work against time and Finn makes a bold move. Meanwhile, the situation on the Ark comes to a stunning conclusion.</desc>
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    <title>The 48 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke is still alone in the white room, frantically trying to make sense of her bizarre surroundings, while the fate of Bellamy, Finn and Raven is still unknown. Lincoln and Octavia’s daring plan is thwarted and an enemy returns. Meanwhile, Abby, Kane and the survivors of the Ark must face physical and moral dilemmas in their dangerous and beautiful new world. Finally, Jaha makes a heroic decision.</desc>
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    <title>Inclement Weather - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A suspicious Clarke confronts President Dante Wallace and demands answers. Kane interrogates one of The 100, and Abby performs emergency surgery. Meanwhile, Octavia resorts to violence to find Lincoln.</desc>
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    <title>Reapercussions - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Clarke discovers a horrifying project being carried out in Mount Weather’s medical ward, she joins forces with an unlikely ally. After Abby confesses to committing a crime, Kane issues an order to have her brutally punished. Meanwhile, Monty warns a distracted Jasper that Clarke could be in trouble, and Octavia continues to fight for Lincoln.</desc>
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    <title>Many Happy Returns - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After being betrayed by someone she thought she could trust, Clarke takes matters into her own hands and proves she’s not going down without a flight. Bellamy, Finn and Murphy race against time to save a stranger. Meanwhile, tensions rise between Raven and Wick while working together, and an unexpected reunion occurs.</desc>
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    <title>Human Trials - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kane leads a mission to make peace with the Grounders. Meanwhile, Jasper agrees to participate in a risky experiment, Lincoln enters a world of pain and President Dante Wallace issues a warning. Finally, Finn’s search for Clarke takes a violent turn.</desc>
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    <title>Fog of War - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high between Clarke and Finn, while Raven discovers that Mount Weather is interfering with their communication systems. Meanwhile, Jasper and Monty discover the truth about what’s going on at Mount Weather and Octavia comes face-to-face with her worst nightmare. Finally, President Dante Wallace is about to be betrayed by those closest to him.</desc>
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    <title>Long Into an Abyss - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As Abby and Jaha each try to establish their authority, Clarke comes up with a plan to stop the Grounders' attack. At Mount Weather, Jasper, Monty, Miller and Harper plan their escape, as Dr. Tsing and Cage conduct deadly experiments.</desc>
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    <title>Spacewalker - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke returns to Camp Jaha with devastating news. Finn struggles with the aftermath of his actions. Abby gathers information from an unlikely source and prepares for a fight. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Finn and Raven’s relationship on the Ark.</desc>
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    <title>Remember Me - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke strikes a deal with Lexa and Indra. Abby and Kane begin to realize that decision making powers are out of their hands. A seething Raven is unable to control her emotions. A bold move threatens to destroy the newly formed alliance between the sky people and the Grounders, and a familiar face haunts Clarke. Meanwhile, back at Mount Weather, Monty comes up with a risky plan.</desc>
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    <title>Survival of the Fittest - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lives are at risk as Clarke and Lexa encounter a new enemy. Bellamy and Lincoln agree to work together to break into Mount Weather. Murphy helps Jaha confront his past. Meanwhile, Indra makes Octavia an offer she can’t refuse.</desc>
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    <title>Coup de Grâce - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Lincoln’s attempt to sneak into Mount Weather has brutal consequences. Abby fights to stay in control as Clarke steps up in her new leadership role. Meanwhile, with Monty and Harper still missing, a desperate Jasper confronts President Wallace and demands answers.</desc>
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    <title>Rubicon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Tensions between Clarke and Abby come to a head after Clarke crosses the line. Raven helps Bellamy navigate Mount Weather. Jaha and Murphy encounter a stranger who may not be what she seems. Octavia is prepared to fight for someone she loves. Meanwhile, things reach a breaking point at Mount Weather.</desc>
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    <title>Resurrection - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke begins to question Lexa’s leadership decisions. Abby struggles to help an injured Kane. Indra continues to push Octavia. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Jasper steps up into the role of leader, and Cage throws Maya into a life threatening situation.</desc>
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    <title>Bodyguard of Lies - S02E14</title>
    <desc>While preparing for battle, Clarke and Lexa have a heated discussion. Desperate for help, Raven has Wick summoned to the engineering room. Jaha and Murphy encounter a perilous roadblock. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Bellamy is in a race against time.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Must Have Blood (1) - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Lexa prepare for battle, while Raven and Wick experience a major setback. Meanwhile, Octavia and Lincoln are each forced to make a difficult decision. At Mount Weather, Jasper and Maya witness a horrible act, Bellamy follows through on a promise and Cage goes public with powerful information.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Must Have Blood (2) - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The journey to the City of Light continues, and Jaha makes a move that shocks Murphy. Clarke receives help from an unexpected source, a visitor surprises Octavia, and Lincoln gets his revenge. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Cage moves forward with his mission and Bellamy and the group struggle to break free.</desc>
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    <title>Wanheda (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three months have passed since the tragedy at Mount Weather and our heroes learn that a bounty has been put on Clarke’s head. Unbeknownst to Clarke, a team led by Bellamy and Kane journeys deep into Grounder territory to save her. Meanwhile, Murphy finds his way to the mansion and discovers a very different Jaha on a very different mission.</desc>
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    <title>Wanheda (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Kane risk life and limb to rescue Clarke. In an attempt to avoid worrying about her daughter, Abby focuses on whether to open Mount Weather as a medical facility. Murphy plots to betray his former Chancellor.</desc>
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    <title>Ye Who Enter Here - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Clarke wrestles with a decision. Bellamy learns that something isn't what it seems. Murphy plots to betray his former Chancellor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720125718 +0000" stop="20260720133910 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch the Thrones - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Clarke discovers the mastermind behind a devious plan. Kane struggles to keep the peace. Meanwhile, Jasper’s grief drives him to reckless behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720133910 +0000" stop="20260720142052 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hakeldama - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Pike's twisted crusade threatens Clarke's attempts for peace. Raven becomes a target. Murphy tries to conspire against Jaha.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720142052 +0000" stop="20260720150225 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitter Harvest - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke is torn between vengeance and mercy. Kane and Octavia work together to avert a disaster. Abby continues to worry about Raven.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720150225 +0000" stop="20260720154416 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thirteen - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Lexa tries to maintain peace and order within the clans. Clarke uncovers a strange and game-changing truth. A flashback takes us into the darker chapter of humanity’s past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154416 +0000" stop="20260720162522 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terms and Conditions - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kane searches for a peaceful way to handle things but soon realizes he may be forced to resort to drastic measures. Pike suspects that there may be a leak within the walls of Arkadia. Raven has a plan and reaches out to Jasper for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162522 +0000" stop="20260720170707 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealing Fire - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke discovers a shocking truth. Octavia is forced to make a decision that could have devastating consequences. Kane and Abby share a moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720170707 +0000" stop="20260720174649 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jaha employs a terrifying new method to convince Abby to join his cause, Kane is on a mission. Bellamy is hit with a hard truth. Monty finds himself in a precarious situation. Jasper rushes to save one of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720174649 +0000" stop="20260720182840 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nevermore - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alie forces Raven’s dark side to come out. Jasper’s anger continues to grow. Octavia wrestles with her place in the world. Monty is forced to make a split-second decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720182840 +0000" stop="20260720191031 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Demons - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jaha returns to Polis. Murphy has a surprise encounter. Octavia uncovers a clue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720191031 +0000" stop="20260720195250 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Join or Die - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke is on a mission that could change everything. Murphy gains insight that might prove useful in ensuring his survival. Kane reaches a breaking point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195250 +0000" stop="20260720203349 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Sky at Morning - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, and Jasper hit a tragic roadblock. Raven and Monty make an important discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720203349 +0000" stop="20260720211418 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perverse Instantiation (1) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke finds hope in the most unlikely place. Alie’s master plan comes together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211418 +0000" stop="20260720215530 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perverse Instantiation (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Our heroes begin to face the reality of their tragic situation. Everyone prepares for a final showdown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720215530 +0000" stop="20260720223701 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends struggle with how to proceed after the fate of the world is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223701 +0000" stop="20260720231851 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Lies the Crown - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The burden of leading weighs heavily upon Clarke and Bellamy when different challenges force them to determine who will live and die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720231851 +0000" stop="20260721000036 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Four Horsemen - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jaha leads Clarke and Bellamy down a road to possible salvation while tensions rise in Arkadia and Polis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721000036 +0000" stop="20260721004222 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lie Guarded - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Continued struggles with leadership and trust in Arkadia and Polis take violent turns while Abby leads a team to a distant location hoping to find answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004222 +0000" stop="20260721012229 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tinder Box - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Clarke makes a desperate plea with a former allied force in an attempt to avoid a war and ensure the survival of her people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721012229 +0000" stop="20260721020411 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Will Rise - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Roan must work together in hostile territory in order to deliver an invaluable asset to Abby and her team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721020411 +0000" stop="20260721024629 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Shelter - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s arrival on the island quickly takes a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Bellamy tries to avoid further tragedy in Arkadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721024629 +0000" stop="20260721032825 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God Complex - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After a disappointing discovery, Clarke and Abby question how far they're willing to go. Meanwhile, Jaha finds a lead to the mysterious Second Dawn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721032825 +0000" stop="20260721041004 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DNR - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jasper and Bellamy go on a quest. Meanwhile, Clarke struggles to keep the peace after word of Jaha's discovery spreads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721041004 +0000" stop="20260721045221 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die All, Die Merrily - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Octavia fights in the final battle for her people's survival, but not everyone is willing to play fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721045221 +0000" stop="20260721053410 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Clarke faces the consequences of her fateful choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721053410 +0000" stop="20260721061557 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chosen - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jaha and Kane disagree over how to handle their grim reality. Meanwhile, Clarke leads a group to save a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721061557 +0000" stop="20260721065756 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Praimfaya - S04E13</title>
    <desc>It's a race against the end of the world as Praimfaya arrives forcing our heroes to make impossible decisions to ensure their survival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721065756 +0000" stop="20260721074018 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eden - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke struggles to survive on a desolate, scorched earth while her friends in space come across a long-awaited beacon of hope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721074018 +0000" stop="20260721082244 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Queen - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Octavia is forced to take guidance from an unlikely ally when the future of the bunker and all those inside it is jeopardized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074423 +0000" stop="20260719080910 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Not Coming to Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to invite her landlord Julian to her Christmas Eve bash in hopes of livening things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719080910 +0000" stop="20260719083357 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Go the Clowns - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mary dons clown garb to erase a nasty message she left on the answering machine of Lester's business contact, an eccentric novelties magnate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719083357 +0000" stop="20260719085844 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come the Revolution - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester make Brenda return a revealing dress, she stages her own revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719085844 +0000" stop="20260719092331 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do We Go from Here? - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lester falls asleep during church and dreams that he and Mary visit both Heaven and Hell.  While in both places, they return to earth to see what has happened to their family and friends.
While in Heaven: Brenda inherits Lester's construction company and is a success when Calvin, her husband takes over.  Pearl has moved in with them. Rose still hasn't come to terms with Mary's death. While in hell: Calvin becomes a failure and sells the business to Julian for $500.  Brenda is pregnant and the family is in poverty.  Rose has married Julian and they have raised the rent of the building big time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719092331 +0000" stop="20260719094819 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Christy for Me - S05E16</title>
    <desc>While working as a deejay, Lester gets suggestive requests from a caller who he thinks is Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719094819 +0000" stop="20260719101217 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knock It Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Travis finds $250,000 left in his limo, and is convinced by Mary &amp; Lester to turn the money in. If the money isn't claimed within 30 days, Travis may keep it. The next day, a beautiful woman named Eartha Kitten comes to the door and claims the money belongs to her boss, and is furious when he learns he turned the money in. Meanwhile, Mary &amp; Lester are heading to Hawaii and have a Bon Voyage party the night before, but the party is interrupted when Eartha's boss (a mob boss) holds everyone hostage. Warren saves the day when he returns disguised as a woman, and pretends to romance Mr Big. Before Travis can return with Mr Big's money, Warren turns the tables on Mr Big and has him arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101217 +0000" stop="20260719103612 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (1) - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Everyone goes to Atlantic City for a Luther Vandross concert for Pearl's birthday. While there, Mary goes on a lucky streak at gambling. Lester decided to go into business with Julian in owning part of a promising boxer. Pearl looks for Luther Vandross, but when a mob goes after Luther, her antique diamond brooch is stolen. Brenda &amp; Calvin try sneaking into the casino in hopes of winning a new car. Travis finds out that his tickets for the Luther Vandross concert weren't ordered and decided to enter a comedy contest to win tickets for Pearl.
Meanwhile Warren has planned a special weekend for Rose, and he asks her to marry him.  When she goes to tell her friends, Warren make a pass at another woman and is spotted by Mary.  But before Mary can tell Rose, Rose asks her to be her matron of honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103612 +0000" stop="20260719110612 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (2) - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mary's luck runs out in Atlantic City and she loses all of her winnings, including $3000 she promised Lester.  Meanwhile, Warren and the mystery woman meet again and Rose spots them in a compromising position.  She breaks off the engagement, but since neither will accept the ring, Mary takes it for safe-keeping.
Travis gets stage fright at the comedy show and Dylan takes his place.  He wins, but is disqualified because he never officially entered making Pearl lose out on seeing Luther.
After confessing to Lester she lost all her money, Mary notices Rose's ring has been stolen.  Mary stops the woman and it turns out she is the woman Warren had been seeing.  Warren admits he was seeing her because he knew she was the jewel thief who stole Pearl's brooch, and even Luther Vandross' watch, so she would let her guard down.  Rose &amp; Warren get married in Atlantic City afterall.
At the wedding, Luther comes to thank Mary for getting him his watch back, and in return he agrees to sing at the wed</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719110612 +0000" stop="20260719113009 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Have Art - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While helping Eva straighten up the gallery, Mary inadvertently creates a pop-art sensation, and spends some of her 15 minutes of fame on ""The Joan Rivers Show.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719113009 +0000" stop="20260719115406 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishing - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Julian recruits Mary to help him keep 227 out of the hands of his soon-to-be ex-wife (Rosalind Cash). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719115406 +0000" stop="20260719121803 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on 227 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Mary gets the part of a slasher in a movie, but has an unscheduled rehearsal with an NYU dean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719121803 +0000" stop="20260719124159 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '90 - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Just before Brenda gets ready to graduate high school, Mary is rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. Mary gets a lesson in plastic surgery from her roomie; and Lester gives low marks to his father's girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719124159 +0000" stop="20260719130517 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mary dreams that she's homeless after misinterpreting a plea for help from a street person (homeless advocate Theodore Hayes) as a threat to her safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719130517 +0000" stop="20260719132921 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honesty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the way home from running errands, Mary hits a BMW, breaking the tail light. From the persuasion of Rose, she decides to leave a note on the car. The next day, after no one has arrived to see the car, Mary wants to remove her note. However, another car comes by and nearly totals it, but then drives away. Before Mary can get to the car and remove her note, the owner comes out of an apartment and sees her note. Sandra tells Mary that she needs to use her ""femininity"" to get out of paying for the total damages. Mary says that she can't do that, so Sandra poses as Mary when the owner comes by to talk to Mary about the damages. Everything goes well until Lester comes home and their lie unfolds. Everything gets straightened out between Mary, Lester, and the car owner (Marvin), ending with a date for Sandra and a new friend for the Jenkins. Meanwhile, Mary tells Brenda that she cannot go skating with Calvin because she lied.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719132921 +0000" stop="20260719135325 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Brother - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary's brother Lewis comes to town on business, she decides to set him up on a date with Rose. The next day when Rose won't give Mary any details about the date, they get in to an argument where Rose finally admits that she thinks Mary's brother is ""self-centered"" and ""egotistical."" They stop speaking.
Meanwhile, Lewis asks Sandra out on a date, and Mary fears that Sandra may be her future sister-in-law. When Mary spies on the ending of Sandra's and Lewis' date, and notices that all he talks about is himself and his job, she realizes where Rose is coming from. Sandra leaves Lewis on the stoop, dissatisfied with the date, and the next day Mary apoligizes and she and Rose make-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719135325 +0000" stop="20260719141725 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Hero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>For an assignment that requires her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" Brenda asks her parents for help. Lester suggests his aunt Lucy who was a woman brakeman. After Mary hears about Sandra's supposed relative who was a Moroccan prince, she searches through an old trunk to find information about an interesting relative of hers. What she finds is that she had an uncle, Corporal Mortecai Hurley, who was in the Civil War's 54th Infantry. She persuades Brenda to re-write her paper on Mortecai. Not to be out done, Sandra goes to the library and finds out that Mary's uncle Mortecai was actually a ""coward"" in the war, and deserted his infantry disguised in the flag made to look like a dress. Mary and Lester tells Brenda and she becomes upset. She and Mary talk, and Mary apologizes for making her re-write her paper in the first place. But they decide that since the assignment calls for her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" she can still turn in the assignment on Mor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719141725 +0000" stop="20260719144128 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refrigerator - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary tries to convice the landlord to order her a new refrigerator, he refuses. Mary then agrees to loan Sandra her apartment for a extravagant party if Sandra will ""persuade"" the landlord to get Mary a new refrigerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719144128 +0000" stop="20260719150531 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Love Me? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>News of the breakup of her neighbors' marriage has Mary worried that the same thing could happen to her and Lester. Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester. Lester buys flowers (at Mary's suggestion) and they try to force romance by going out to eat, dimming the lights, and playing romantic music. But they realize that they only think that works is by letting it happen naturally and reminiscing about the past. Meanwhile, Sandra has to babysit her 6-year-old niece Susie while her sister Harriet and her husband visits his sick mother. She solicits Mary's advice on what to feed her and how to get her to fall asleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719150531 +0000" stop="20260719152933 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the landlord dies, everyone believes that Sandra will become the new landlord, including Sandra. She assures Mary that once she becomes the new landlord that Mary will have to find a new place to live after her lease runs out. The tenants all go to the will reading and it is dicovered that he actually leaves the building to Rose. However, when Mary thought that Sandra would get ownership of the building, she called a building inspector to check out 227. He states that 227 is in need of numerous repairs, more than the tenants can afford.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152933 +0000" stop="20260719155337 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sidewalk Sale - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The tenants have a sidewalk sale to pay for the repairs needed to fix up 227. Lester asks Mary not to sell his aunt's old, ugly lamp, but she does anyway, for $5. When Lester finds out, he is upset, but for more reasons than one. The lamp is where he hid the profits of the sale.
The tenants get upset with Mary and outcast her. Luckily for her, the wife of the gentleman who bought the lamp comes by her apartment to give it back to Mary, because she did not like the lamp either. They buy it back from the couple for $50 and got the money back to save 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719155337 +0000" stop="20260719161739 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter to the President - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary writes a letter to the President about the pothole that is on her street that no one has seemed to fill in 3 months, the secret service starts snooping around 227 and gets the residents nervous. Then they find out that the President was actually praising her for her consideration of her neighborhood. He makes plans to come to the street and refill the pothole with Lester. When the Jenkins' catch the city filling in the pothole, they stop them and tell them that the President and Lester will be doing that later. The President cancels his appearance because of an emergency meeting but calls and commends Mary and also flies over the street in his helicopter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161739 +0000" stop="20260719164142 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pity the Poor Working Girl - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Sandra tells Mary how she can't keep a job because of jealous wives, Mary asks Lester if he knows of any job openings. He admits that his company needs a receptionist for their main office and Sandra gets the job.
Howvever, Pearl and Rose worry Mary so much about Sandra working with Lester that Mary becomes suspicious and jealous. When she goes down to the office one day to take Lester to lunch, she tells Lester how she feels about ""Ms. Wiggles"" and Sandra quits.
Pearl and Rose put Sandra and Mary in the room together to talk it out and Mary apoligizes. Sandra takes her job back, on the premise that Mary's jealous days are over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719164142 +0000" stop="20260719170542 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Widow - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mary is upset that whenever Lester watches the football game, she doesn't get any attention. So she gets two tickets from Sandra for her and Lester to go to the game, with the hopes that he can teach her about the game and she'll get some attention. At the game, Mary insults the other fans and cheers for the wrong team. She and Lester end up having to leave early to avoid a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170542 +0000" stop="20260719172944 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Daughter Is a Precious Thing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Brenda desperately tries to get Calvin to notice her. When Mary doesn't seem to help Brenda out, she seeks romantic advice from Sandra. This ultimately upsets Mary when she finds out that Sandra alters Brenda's appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719172944 +0000" stop="20260719175345 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Piano Play-Off - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to buy a piano, even though Lester hates the idea and Brenda doesn't want to take lessons. When Sandra &amp; Rose visit to take a look at the piano, Rose offers Mary piano lessons and Sandra wants lessons as well.  Then, Sandra makes a sucker bet that for $20, she'll progress faster than her. After many piano lessons, Mary still struggles. Pearl tells Mary that Sandra used to take piano lessons. During a lesson, Mary offers to throw a party recital to show their progression. She shocks Sandra when she plays ""Minuet in G.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719175345 +0000" stop="20260719181738 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When their church loses their land lease, the tenants must find another lot to place their church on. They enlist Lester's company's help to move the church to its new spot. Everything is ok, until the church comes up missing. Everyone is worried because they will have no place to have their Christmas pageant. They decide to build a large manger on the empty lot to hold the service. They later find out that the church was placed at the wrong lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719181738 +0000" stop="20260719184132 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bed of Rose's - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra starts dating a man who works with her and Lester, however she finds him boring. She leaves it up to the Jenkins to cancel their date. When he comes to the apartment, he meets Rose and she goes out on the date instead. The two hit it off very well. He asks Rose to go to New York with him and Mary and Sandra disagree on what Rose should do. Mary thinks she should not go, because they may end up sleeping together, which would be too soon for the time they were dating. Sandra thinks she should live life to the fullest. Rose finally decides to go and Mary apoligizes for meddling into Rose's business. Rose has a great time but does not reveal if they went through it or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184132 +0000" stop="20260719190522 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brenda's Last Date - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pearl asks Mary if Lester would have a man-to-man talk with Calvin about sex and Brenda asks her parents if she could go to the dance Friday night. They believe that she is too young to date (14). From Mary's persuading, Lester talks to Calvin and ends his talk with, ""If you mess around with my daughther, I'll rip your head off."" Scared, Calvin breaks the date anyway. But Brenda still wants to go and comes up with a plan. Brenda tells her parents that she will go to the library Friday night, while Calvin tells his grandmom that he is going to see Haley's Comet. When Mary finds out, she goes to the dance and takes Brenda home. At home she and Brenda have a heart-to-heart talk, where Mary says she and Lester will relax the rules a little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190522 +0000" stop="20260719192926 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Young Man's Fancy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Pearl goes to Baltimore to visit her sister and the Jenkins watch Calvin for her. When he tries out for the romantic lead for a school play and doesn't get it, he becomes depressed. Sandra boosts his confidence and makes him feel better, however, he mistakes her kindness for affection and begins to fall in love with Sandra. When Brenda hears how silly Calvin is acting over Sandra, she goes and talks to him and expresses to him that she cares for him more than Sandra would ever, and she tells him that he is her best friend. Calvin gets over his crush really fast after that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719192926 +0000" stop="20260719195331 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We the People - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lester's old boss comes to visit the Jenkins from Hawaii. While there, Rose hires him as the building repairman and lets him live an efficiency on the third floor. Pearl begins to notice that people go up to visit Lou and never return. She and Mary investigate and find out that Lou is homeless and his homeless friends are the ones that have come to live with Lou. It turns out his business in Hawaii went belly-up, and Lou lost everything. Mary has sympathy for them and feeds them, while trying to keep the news from Rose, because she would have to put them out based on the housing codes that they are breaking. Lester finds out about an abandoned building that his company will fix-up so the homeless people will have some place to live. This will also give Lou the chance to get back into business again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719195331 +0000" stop="20260719201737 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redecorating Blues - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While at a neighborhood watch meeting, the Jenkins get robbed, with Brenda in the kitchen on the phone. When they return from the meeting, they see that the burglars took an arm chair, their television, radio, and lamp. This gives Mary the idea of remodeling their living room. However, Lester has his heart set on buying a sports car. While on a test drive for the sports car, the neighbors and Brenda help set up a surprise for Mary. The living room has been remodeled with everything that Mary had circled in a decorating magazine. Lester decides that the sports car can wait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719201737 +0000" stop="20260719204139 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Big Ones - S01E19</title>
    <desc>At their vows renewal ceremony, Mary's parents are in the middle of the argument and are not talking to each other. Lester talks to his father-in-law, and Mary talks to her mother to encourage them to make up and go through with the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Sandra meets a man who turns out to be married, and Rose has a peculiar conversation with another man: it turns out that both her late husband and his late wife both used to vacation in Vermont for one week out of the year, to go ""fishing"" and ""writing poetry,"" respectively. They both assume that their mates were cheating with each other, until they realize that their mates used to go to separate cities in Vermont.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719204139 +0000" stop="20260719210545 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slam Dunked - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra begins dating a basketball player who rubs Mary the wrong way from their first meeting. He comes across as rude and arrogant. Calvin idolizes him and mimics his attitude. Brenda doesn't like hanging around the ""new"" Calvin. When Calvin hears how the Rocketman talks to Sandra in an argument, and hears the Rocketman call him ""some dumb kid,"" he changes his opinion of Rocketman and realizes that he was acting like a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719210545 +0000" stop="20260719212957 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Six - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While reading the newspaper, Rose and Pearl choose 6 numbers related to an article that is in it. However, Mary thinks the lottery's a waste of time and money.  But with a big jackpot, Rose &amp; Pearl don't care.  Mary preaches to the girls what a waste of time it is, so the girls agreed.
Lester buys Mary a scratch off ticket and she wins $10. However, while waiting in line to redeem it, she gets a lottery play slip and gets numbers from the same newspaper article.  Sandra spots her and then she know she's in trouble.
Rose &amp; Pearl enter Mary's apartment and were mad that after she preached about the evil of playing the lottery, she buys a ticket for herself.  So she offers to split any winnings should it be a winning ticket.
The Pick 6 is a winning ticket and that not only Mary won, but many people in the 227 apartment building won, as well as much of Washington DC!  The big jackpot turns out to be worth $266 &amp; that Mary, Rose &amp; Pearl will each get $88.67!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719212957 +0000" stop="20260719215350 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man with a Job - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Calvin has a hard time finding a part-time job, Brenda and Pearl persuade Mary to convince Lester to offer Calvin a job working at the construction site. But when Calvin proves to be inept with his hands, he gets terminated. With some helpful advice from Mary, Calvin later lands five interviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719215350 +0000" stop="20260719221655 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel of Misfortune - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra become contestants on ""Wheel of Fortune"" and wind up competing against each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719221655 +0000" stop="20260719224055 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Nightingale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lester comes home from work sick, with the assumption that he has the flu. Using a bell that Sandra gives him, he drives Mary crazy with his demands for ""water"" and ""celery salt"" for his soup. She just assumes that he is being a big baby. Asking Brenda to watch Lester for a little while, Mary goes shopping and gets a pedicure and manicure (something she was not able to do earlier with Pearl and Rose). When she returns, Lester is being carried into an ambulance because he has appendicitis and needs to go to the hospital.
Mary is worried to death because she can't see Lester in the operating room, so she sneaks in. The operation is OK.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719224055 +0000" stop="20260719230500 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington Affair - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary invites Sandra and her date, an eligible Congressman, to a dinner for Brenda's teacher who is attracted to the legislator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230500 +0000" stop="20260719232914 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Manhunt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Sandra sees her neighbors (a married couple) interact with each other and with their daughter, Sandra decides that she wants a husband and a child. She goes out on a series of dates which end in disaster becasue of Sandra's openness about wanting to be married and have a child.
She finally decides that since she can't find a suitable husband that she'll just get artificially insiminated. Mary and Rose try talk her out of it. But nothing is more of a rude awakening than when Sandra witnesses Cathy going into labor and she sees how Jim was there for her every step of the way. Then Mary and Lester talk about the night Brenda was born and how they really needed each other then.
Sandra changes her mind and decides that when she does have a baby she would like to be married so she can have a husband that loves her and loves their child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719232914 +0000" stop="20260719235319 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temptations - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mary is in charge of the church's charity show, and it's like divine providence when the Temptations show up at her door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719235319 +0000" stop="20260720001734 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Talk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra sees a pillow that Mary is making for Brenda, she is impressed. She tells Mary that they could go into business and make lots of money. So Mary agrees to a 50/50 deal with Sandra.
Eventually, things become too overwhelming for Mary as she is the one doing all the work and Sandra is the one eating expensive lunches and arranging buyers. Mary insists that she go on the next business lunch with Sandra, and the buer requests 10,000 pillows for his stores. Mary admits to him that they are a small company and they make a deal, with him as a third partner, to build a factory.
He decides to build the factory in Taiwan, minus Sandra and Mary. In the end, Sandra ends up owing Mary money because she spent all of the profits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720001734 +0000" stop="20260720004147 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Into My Parlor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brenda meets a cute boy she decides to invite him to her party Saturday night. After getting permission to actually have the party, she then hears Sandra tell a story about how when she was young and wanted to get to know a boy better, she would ""mistakenly"" tell him the wrong day of the party.
Brenda tries the idea and invites Ken over for Friday night instead, hoping that when he gets there he will meet her parents and stay for dinner. But Mary and Lester decide to go out to eat and are not home when Ken arrives.
Brenda decides to let him come in anyway, just to have a drink, but then Calvin shows up to drop off chairs for the party. When she tells them they need to leave, Mary and Lester arrive home and the boys hide.
Mary and Lester eventually catch the boys in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720004147 +0000" stop="20260720011147 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Calvin's dad comes to visit D.C. He and Calvin have fun going to basketball games and going to see the Blue Angels fly. Because he and his grandma have been arguing a lot lately, Calvin makes the decision to live with his dad in Iceland, thinking it would be more fun than living in D.C.
Pearl is sad about it but doesn't want to show it too much. Mary throws Calvin a going away party, and after he hears what nice things every one has to say about him, he realizes that he has more ""family"" than he thought and decides to stay in D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011147 +0000" stop="20260720013552 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author, Author - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sandra is writing a romance novel whose characters resemble the residents of 227: Marie, Rosita, and Pearlie Mae. With Mary up against Emma Johnson for the presidency of the Ladies' Auxiliary, she becomes nervous when Emma receives a copy of Sandra's book.
She and the Rev. come to the Jenkins' home when Sandra drops by and gives Emma the newest chapter of her book, introducing a new character: Emily (who resembles Emma). Emma changes her mind about blabbing to the Rev. and resigns from the running for president. Mary becomes president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720013552 +0000" stop="20260720015957 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matchmakers - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rose tries a video-dating service, but wonders if she can live up to the image Sandra creates for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720015957 +0000" stop="20260720022406 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Handwriting on the Wall - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Rose come home from the movie theater, they see JoJo spray painting his gang tag underneath Pearl's window. Pearl hits him with her pillow, Rose grabs the spray can and accidentally sprays his shirt, and Mary grabs hims, but tries to talk sense into him.
JoJo tells his mother everything that happened, while leaving out the part about him spray painting on the building. They decide to sue the ladies, and use Sandra as a witness, who was in the car on a date.
When they get in court, his mother and the Judge eventually find out the truth and JoJo is made to clean up his damage. His mother apologizes to the ladies and the ladies are fined 10 cents each.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720022406 +0000" stop="20260720024811 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Choice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lester has a chance to do a big project and give a friend who's out of work a job. But things change when he learns that the company whom he'll be working for sponsors apartheid. So he has to choose which is more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720024811 +0000" stop="20260720031224 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Job - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Ms. clark uses her feminine wiles to get Brenda a part-time job at Billy Bob's Burgers, Brenda's parents are divided: she wants Brenda to study full time, while he is delighted at her new sense of responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720031224 +0000" stop="20260720033629 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far From the Tree - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra is very upset when she learns that her mother is coming to visit. She feels as though her mother doesn't love her because she is so different from her ""normal"" siblings and family members. Sandra changes her appearance to look ""dull"" because she thinks that is what her mother willl approve of.
That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720033629 +0000" stop="20260720040034 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toyland - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mary and Lester go to a toy store to purchase toys for kids in the hospital. When they get there, the guy lets them in even though the sign on the door says closed. The Jenkins discover that he is attempting to rob the place.
Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040034 +0000" stop="20260720042440 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The IRS audits Mary and Lester. At a diner, Mary gets into an argument with a man whose views on women are old-fashioned and clash with Mary's views. She goes as far as to insult his mother.
When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042440 +0000" stop="20260720044844 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044844 +0000" stop="20260720051249 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051249 +0000" stop="20260720053653 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Lester goes to watch the game at a friend's house, Mary and the ladies decide to have a girl's night out. They go to a club/bar where Pearl meets man. They hit it off.
When Pearl comes home, she tells Mary that she and Felix are engaged. Mary seems to be the only one concerned about it, while Rose and Sandra want to throw her a bridal shower. Mary thinks that he is after Pearl's money. Pearl doesn't care what Mary thinks, and she and Felix get married any way.
When she returns from her honeymoon, Mary apoligizes, but Pearl has bad news. Felix passed away. She admits to Mary that they knew that he was dying. Because she loved him and didn't want him to be lonely, they married so soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053653 +0000" stop="20260720060042 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Calvin befriends a new kid named Ron who says that his money comes from his rich uncle. He buys Calvin a new pair of shoes and offers to take Calvin and Brenda to a Stevie Wonder Concert. Mary doesn't like the way Ron is ""trying to buy friends.""
For $50, Ron gets Calvin to give someone a sealed package and in return he receives $1000 to give back to Ron. Once Pearl and Mary find out, they conclude that Ron is a drug dealer. Mary goes to talk to Ron's mother about his free spending and the fact that he is a drug dealer, but his mother refuses to believe Mary.
Calvin confronts Ron about using him to deliver drugs and Ron admits that he used Calvin and all it cost him was a pair of shoes.
Later that day at a drug meeting, Ron's mother shows up and tells the 227 residents that Ron was stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060042 +0000" stop="20260720062447 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Working Game - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Upset when Brenda comes home from University Day wanting to attend Northwestern, Mary anticipates an empty nest by demanding that Lester give her a job at the construction site --and gets fired on her first day. Mary takes a job at a travel agency (with Sandra), where her boss finds her so invaluable that he wants her to accompany him on a trip. The boss comes on to Sandra, who then quits and tells Mary not to go on the trip. She goes anyway, and Sandra then tells Lester about their boss. He surprises Mary in Philadelphia and jumps to the worng conclusions when he finds a man's suit and bathrobe in Mary's closet. He finds out that Mary bought them for him as a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062447 +0000" stop="20260720064857 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Snub - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Social Security office says that Pearl is dead, and the resulting protest lands Pearl, Mary and Rose in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720064857 +0000" stop="20260720071255 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men's Club - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When The Owls Men's Club is giving Lester an award, Mary is excited until she finds out that women are not allowed in the club. Mary decides to dress up like a man (and Sandra has the same idea) and go to the ceremony.
After Lester gives his speech, Mary (still disguised as a man) runs up and kisses Lester! That's when she reveals who she is. Before she is escorted out, she gives a speech that says they should allow women into the club on special occasions like that one. They vote and agree on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071255 +0000" stop="20260720073651 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low Noon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Sandra is dating a man who wants to open a sleezy night club down the street, Mary starts a petition to keep it from opening. Meanwhile, Brenda is working on an assignment about black cowboys. While reading about he historical figures, Mary dreams that they all live in the old West.
Mary is ""2-Gun Mary,"" the fastest gun in the West. Lester is the marshall and Brenda-Sue is his daughter. Rose is a school marm turned cocktail dancer, Pearl is a dancer, and Sandra owns the saloon. When bad-guy Jessie comes into town, the town bands together to defeat him (which is what Mary would like to do iun reality).
When she awakens from her dream, she finds out that the petitions were successful and the club will not open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073651 +0000" stop="20260720080049 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Building - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra introduces her boyfriend to the ladies, the same man that audited the Jenkins. Mary still does not like him, however he charms everyone and eventually wins Mary over. Rose decides to sell 227 to him because she is efficient with his building (across the street) and he handles some of the 227's problems.
The next day, a man shows up saying that he is going to demolish 227, but the only one who sees him is Mary. She blames Mr. Stone and tells the other residents. When Rose confronts Mr. Stone, he calls the deal off before Rose can say anything about the demolition, but Mr. Stone sends a building inspector around to persuade Rose to sell again.
When Rose agrees to sell, all of the tenants meet in the basement, Mary and Sandra both sign the contract as witnesses, and Mr. Stone admits his true intentions to demolish 227 and build expensive high rise condos. The contract ends up being void because Mary did not sign her actual name, but instead signed as ""Daffy Duck."" Rose remains the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080049 +0000" stop="20260720082447 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Three - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary is concerned at Calvin and Brenda's nonchalance about teenage pregnancy, she designs an experiment with their sex education class where the kids must take care of an animal.
Brenda and Calvin ""adopt"" a piglet named Alberta and she is a handful. All of the kids in the class realize how hard it is to take care of animals, let alone a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720082447 +0000" stop="20260720084845 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull's Eye (a.k.a. Mistaken Identity) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A man with a knife rents an apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720084845 +0000" stop="20260720091244 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra meets Brenda's math teacher at the Jenkins' apt., they begin dating and he gets more serious than Sandra. Then, Sandra comes by the Jenkins' with her new rich date, while Mitchell is visiting. To get Sandra back, he spends all his money trying to wine and dine her. One night at the Piano Bar he announces that he is going to begin working as a computer exectutive, thereby making more money.
Mary talks to Sandra and says that Mitchell loves being a teacher and is only giving it up for Sandra and to make more money. He and Sandra talk and the show closes with Sandra announcing their engagement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091244 +0000" stop="20260720093641 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (2) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Sandra overhears how Mitchell interacts with his students and she tells him that he needs to continue teaching because he needs the kids and much as they need him.
Sandra and Mitchell confide in the Jenkins seperately that they are not ready to get married. When the minister asks if anyone objects, they both raise their hands. They decide that they are not the that the other should marry and need more time to decide whether or not they are ready to get married.
Meanwhile, the ladies try to teach Sandra how to cook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720093641 +0000" stop="20260720100039 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See You in Court (a.k.a. They're Playing Our Song) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra go to court over song royalties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720100039 +0000" stop="20260720102437 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honeymoon's Over (a.k.a. The Most Happy Marriage) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Lester's cousin and his wife come to visit the Jenkins, Mary brags about how they are the perfect couple who never argue and still begave like Honeymooners after five years of marriage. When they arrive, Sherry reveals to Mary that Ed is stiffling her and is too overprotective and she says that she is going to leave him that night.
Once Ed finds out that she left, he becomes depressed and there is nothing that the Jenkins or residents of 227 can do to cheer him up. Sherry decides to come back and Mary coaches Ed on what to say, and tells him that he should change; he should be less overprotective. Sherry takes him back (or rather they take each other back).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720102437 +0000" stop="20260720104800 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rapture - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Calvin and his friend Eddie are in danger of failing history, so the Jenkins, Rose, and Pearl try to tutor them. After failing the test the first time, they get a second chance to take the test.
After Brenda returns from a rap concert, Mary gets the idea that maybe they should study in rap form, since they seem to know so many rap lyrics. They do and they pass the test a second time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720104800 +0000" stop="20260720111158 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Facade (a.k.a. Tangled Web) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary goes to a seminar about success, she meets a business man who wants to build a $50 million museum. She tells him that Lester is a big time contractor and sets up a meeting date.
She uses Sandra's boyfriend's penthouse across the street to prove to Mr. Mortimer that she and Lester have lots of money. When Sandra's boyfriend comes home early, Mary's plan begins to fall apart. She admits what was going on to Mr. Mortimer and his wife. They understand, because Mrs. Mortimer says she, too, would do almost anything to aid in her husband's success. They end up using Lester's company for a smaller project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720111158 +0000" stop="20260720113556 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talk Show - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job on a low budget television station, Channel 87.  She tried out for the weathergirl, but bombed!
So the station manager gives her another chance hosting her own talk show.  Mary, Lester, Rose and Pearl agree to be on the show and talk about various things (bake sale, rummage).  But the station manager wants ""Sex In The 80's"" as a topic, which makes them feel uncomfortable (except Pearl).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720113556 +0000" stop="20260720115954 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowbound - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester's flight to Hawaii is cancelled due to the blizzard, they go home only to find Rose, Pearl, Sandra and Calvin in their apt, which is one of two apts in 227 with working heat. They all stay there, including the Jenkins' cab driver, whose cab was stuck in the snow, for at least two days before everyone starts to get on everyone else's nerves.
When they realize how they were acting, and that Mary and Lester had to put up with their attitudes in addition to missing their flight, they decide to recreate Hawaii in the apt for Mary and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720115954 +0000" stop="20260720122352 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance? - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Mary catches Lester dancing with his old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720122352 +0000" stop="20260720124750 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sing-Off - S03E15</title>
    <desc>For a choir sing-off, Mary has found housing for all of the competitors except one, and for good reason. He is rude, pushy and impatient. He winds up staying with the Jenkins.
He tries everything he can to guarantee that his choir will win, including taking the judges to dinner and bringing in a professional gospel singer.
The D.C. choir brings in Brenda, Tiffany and friends to sing with their choir, which gives them a unique, youthful sound. The competition ends in a tie, where both teams will represent the East Coast in the California semi-finals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720124750 +0000" stop="20260720131750 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Calvin asks Brenda to his basketball ball, she is not able to go because she is still one week away from being 16 years old. She sulks because she can't go.
The next week, she has a sweet sixteen party and when Sandra asks what she will do now that she is 16, she announces that she is going to go on her first date, and NOT with Calvin. This shocks her parents and Calvin.
When the Jenkins meet her date they drill him before finally allowing them to leave. Around 11 o'clock, the Jenkins go outside the building to spy on Brenda and Durell. Brenda tells him that she is not ready to kiss him. And Calvin, who was hiding by the garbage cans, asks her out for next Friday night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131750 +0000" stop="20260720134149 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roommate - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When the daughter of Lester's friend comes to stay with the Jenkins until the dorms at Howard University open, she gets a taste of the big city first hand. Sandra is behind on rent for three months and she decides to get a roommate.
Sweet, shy, quiet Donna becomes her roommate after the dorm overbooked. She takes a lesson from Sandra and begins dressing, walking, talking, and acting like her.
She steals Sandra's boyfriend and when Mary talks to her about the new Donna, she gets upset and leaves. Then her parents show up to check on their ""baby."" Mary stalls until finally Donna comes back. They talk privately and Donna apologizes and admits that she was not ready for ""life in the fast lane.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720134149 +0000" stop="20260720140547 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Deal - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Lester's construction company has the chance to be purchased by a multi-national company. The lawyer that is over the proposed merger sub leases the apt and next door, and he and Mary start off on the wrong foot from the beginning. He requests tickets to see the Pointer Sisters, makes Mary cook a steak, (after she'd already made fish) mistakes her for the maid and tells her to clean his apt for $3.00 and hour.
When Mary can't get tickets, she, Rose and Sandra dress up as the Pointer Sisters and host a party for Thurmond. Lester decides that he does not want to sell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720140547 +0000" stop="20260720142945 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Rose is looking for a live-in superintendent, Manny suggests his father, knowing that the Super's family will live with a 50% decrease in rent. When his family moves in, they later find out that he is also the Superintendent, but Alfonso has no skills in that area. Instead, he would rather play concert violin in a symphony.
When a try-out conflicts with his job as Super, he decides to complete his job as Super, but Rose allows him one more day to complete his job so he can try out for the Orchestra. He doesn't make it, but vows to put his all into being the Super.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720142945 +0000" stop="20260720145340 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blues - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Brenda's grandfather arrives with a Wailing Eddie record in tow. While letting Brenda listen to it, she accidentally scratches it and her grandfather is devastated. She doesn't understand what's so special about the blues anyway.
Mary and Lester find another rare copy, and it too is ruined accidentally by Brenda.
This episode is cut with scenes of Sandra and Rose singing the blues and narrated by Brenda. Towards the end of the episode, she finally understands what the blue is all about, because she has them. Her grandfather is upset with her and everyone is coming down hard on her about the broken record. She and her grandfather reconcile and Pearl gets Wailing Eddie to come to the Jenkins' and sing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720145340 +0000" stop="20260720151737 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mary and Rose win a raffle contest and their prize is a butler for a week. They both become quickly annoyed with his presence and ""loan"" him to Sandra. When it is time for him to go home, his boss comes over to the Jenkins and fires him.
With no where to go, Alfred fakes a back ache and have the Jenkins' waiting on him hand and foot. His boss later come back and wants to take him back. He admits to Mary that it's only because it was in his father's will to that he must continue to employ Alfred in order to receive money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720151737 +0000" stop="20260720154134 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Aching Back - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When a movie is being shot outside 227, Sandra asks the director if there is any role not yet filled. He gives her a line to say (""Officer, he went that way""), but she cannot say it as naturally as Mary, so he recasts Mary in the role. Sandra is upset.
Mary is so nervous, she practices the line day and night until finally she becomes so stressed that her back goes out. Rose brings a chiropractor to her house to relive her stress and straighten her up (she was bent over before).
When it comes time to say her line she does it well. Sandra winds up with a role after all-- the dead homeless person on the apt. steps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154134 +0000" stop="20260720160532 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Cousins - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Lester is informed that he has an inheritance coming to him. But before he can collect it, he has to live with some distant relatives and discovers that they are country folk and white.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720160532 +0000" stop="20260720162930 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Friends - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Mary's high school friend comes to visit, everyone is excited to meet her because she is a famous writer, psychologist, and romance adviser (like Dr. Ruth). Mary imagines what it would be like to be that famous and well liked. She begins to get jealous when Brenda tells her that she wants to be like Dr. Butler. She tells Lester how she feels and he admits that he thinks Thelma may be jealous of Mary and her stable life.
Mary and Thelma get in an argument about who is jealous of whom and they bring up a lot of things that happened in the past. They wind up laughing about how silly they were acting and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162930 +0000" stop="20260720165343 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mary is the director for the church production of ""The Wiz"" and her cast is edgy. Meanwhile, the Jenkins' have a house guest. A college student who will be staying with them for a year. They are all surprised when 11 year old Alexandria shows up. She gets on everyone's nerves with her know-it-all attitude.
She reveals to Mary that she wants everyone to like her and she thinks that no one does at that moment. Mary tells her to just be herself, even if it means acting her age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720165343 +0000" stop="20260720172343 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide the Star - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Lester's business partner is Marvelous Marvin Hagler, but it must remain a secret. When Rose and Pearl see Mary acting so suspicious, ther decide to find out what is going on. They discover that Marvin is staying with the Jenkins and then the word gets out around town. Visitors swarm the Jenkins' apt for an autograph and eventually Marvin decides to leave, but there are no hard feelings between him and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720172343 +0000" stop="20260720174749 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pageant - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra is the PR director for the Miss Teen Washington Pageant and she encourages Mary to let Brenda enter. After Mary checks everything out, she allows Brenda to enter. But then next day, the head of the pageant adds a new competition that Mary disapproves of: Bikini Aerobics.
She goes down to talk to Justin and he says that he can't get rid of that portion of the show or the cable company won't air it. When she and Brenda go backstage, they find out that the other girls feel as though that portion of the show is embarrassing and degrading. They decide to boycott, with the help of Bert Parks (the host) and Sandra, who feel as though she has been cheated by Justin.
Sandra, Mary, Pearl and Rose are ""the teens"" who are in the pageant, and when the time arrives for the bikini competition, the cable guy and Justin tear the contract up, saying that they didn't want to see a senior citizen in a bikini! They go on with ""Plan B"" which is where the teens actually come out on stage for the eveni</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720174749 +0000" stop="20260720181201 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Your Pleasure - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sandra's cousin Conchita (also played by Jackee) comes to visit, and her finacee follows her to America. Conchita does not want to marry Carlos in an arranged marriage so she asks Sandra to tell him for her.
The two go back and forth with whether or not they want to marry each other, until finally Conchita realizes that she does love Carlos and they decide to get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720181201 +0000" stop="20260720183545 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother from a Sister City - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Brenda is a star track star and her coach comes over to the Jenkins' for a cup of coffee and brings a friend of his-- Willie Amakye from Ghana. Willie needs to raise money to stay in America and train for the Olympics so Mary suggests a neighborhood marathon. He even gets his friend Florence Griffith Joyner to participate.
Mary solicits all of the sponsors, but when Brenda loses a track race, she loses her confidence also. She decides not to run and Flo Jo tries to convince her that you can't give up because of one loss.
When the snow causes all runners to quit, Willie continues runninig because he says he has to raise the money. When Brenda sees his determination, she decides to run alongside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720183545 +0000" stop="20260720185958 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Survey Says... - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mary is a star player of "Family Feud"... in her house. She decides to try out for the show when it visits Washington D.C. Sandra also decides to try out, and when she and Mary argue during the interview, the producers decide to air a Neighbor's version of "Family Feud." She and Sandra pick teams from a hat and Sandra's team wins on the show. But in the final round, they only make 199 points-- one point away from 200, which was needed to win. Sandra decides to split the money they won (almost $1000) among everyone on both teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720185958 +0000" stop="20260720192958 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Yen for Lester - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lester and Raymond decide to buy a Jaoanese Restaurant together. Pearl and Rose each put in $500 and receive a stock of the restaurant. When the deal is sealed, the kitchen staff all quit, right before a Japanese tour group arrive to eat.
They all hustle to try to serve them but it is a disaster, as Pearl cannot cook (or understand) Japanese food and the ladies are horrible waitresses.
The chef returns and decides to buy the restaurant from Lester and Raymond at the same price they bought it for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720192958 +0000" stop="20260720195411 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking Back - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary throws pictures of Sandra, Rose and Pearl away, they each find them and reminisce over the past 3 227 seasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195411 +0000" stop="20260720201824 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Arrested Santa Claus - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alexandria doesn't celebrate Christmas so everyone tries to get her to feel the spirit of the holiday. Sandra meets a Santa on the street and brings him upstairs to meet Alexandria. But when everyone leaves the room, he steals all of their presents.
Mary, Lester, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each decide seperately to dress up as Santa and bring gifts to make Alexandria think that Santa had a change of heart. However, since the police is looking for Santa thieves, they all end up in jail as suspects.
Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria come to the precinct to get them all out and the real Santa is caught. He still has their presents. And Alexandria realizes how far everyone went to get her into the holiday spirit and she appreciates it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720201824 +0000" stop="20260720204238 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Decoys - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job as a meter maid. When Pearl gets her purse snatched while on her way to the bank with Mary and Rose's dues, Sandra and Mary hatch up an idea to stage a stake-out in the park. Rose and Mary pose as elderly women.
They become suspicious when a skater continues to skate past them and suspect that he is the mugger. An older man comes and sits on the bench with Mary and Rose. He eventually snatches their purses and the skater, who is an undercover cop tries to handcuff him. Sandra decides to be the hero when she jumps in, but she handcuffs the skater instead and the mugger gets away.
When they get home, Pearl realizes that the dues money wasn't in her purse but pinned inside another bra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720204238 +0000" stop="20260720210651 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play it Again, Stan - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester are on their way to the airport their tickets are stolen by a pick pocket who is running from the cops. As Lester and the police officer go after the man Mary waits in the cab and imagines their lives as the movie Casablanca.
In the end, Lester gets the tickets back and they go off to the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720210651 +0000" stop="20260720213104 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Class Act - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester go to parent's night a Brenda's school, Mary does not like the playfulness of her history teacher, or the fact that he does not give tests or homework. She asks the principal to monitor his class, but the principal fires him. When Brenda finds out that Mary was the ""loud-mouth"" parent that squealed, she is mad at Mary, but also feels sorry for Dylan, who she says is a good teacher.
Meanwhile, Sandra is a sales representative for Luscious Lingerie, and when her door-to-door sales are not profitable, she asks Mary if she can host a lingerie party at her apt. Mary agrees, but only if Dylan can assist her, to make some money for himself.
The party is successful, but Dylan says his heart is with teaching. When she finds out that Brenda and Calvin remember what Dylan's teaching them, she talks to the principal to get his job back. Dylan winds up moving into 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720213104 +0000" stop="20260720215517 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sandra asks Rose to take her place on a blind date. Little does she know that her blind date is a Prince! The ladies each take turns trying to impress him, but it's Brenda who catches his attention. She agrees to marry him, thinking that maybe her parents won't think that her proposed trip to Europe that summer isn't so bad after all.
The Jenkins decide to let her go through with the plan, but instead Calvin will be in a masked costume. They were thinking that Brenda will stop the ceremony before it's complete. But Brenda hears that plan and also decides not to stop the ceremony.
The Prince finds out about the plan and his chauffeur grabs Calvin while the Prince takes his place in the ceremony. After the ceremony is complete everyone finds out that Brenda actually married the Prince. The Jenkins are furious, and so is Brenda. She apologizes for saying that she'd marry him just to make her parents mad, and they get a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720215517 +0000" stop="20260720221931 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babes in the Woods - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Mary goes on a hike with the Buttercups, the group of young girls (like the Girl Scouts) that Alexandria wants to join. Sandra comes along also, thinking that the handsome leader would be there. They all get lost and decide to stay in a cabin until the next day.
Brenda and Lester hear on the radio that a woman escaped from a mental institution and is on the loose in the park. The ladies later hear the same message. When the ladies meet Ranger Granger they assume she is the escaped lunatic disguised as a ranger. When she is sleeping, they tie her up.
That's when the real lunatic showed up. The ladies wind up tying Lucinda Merkle up, and the police take her back to the asylum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720221931 +0000" stop="20260720224336 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date to Remember - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Sandra goes on the Love Connection, she chooses Gary because he is the owner of a jewelry store. When he arrives, Mary is in Sandra's apt to greet him, because Sandra has gotten Mary's phone glued to her fingernail. They decide not to eat out, and Gary says that he will cook for Sandra. The problem is, Sandra doesn't have any food in her apt, so she goes to the Jenkins' to ""borrow"" food. While in the kitchen, Lester arrives with the loan officer.
It turns out that the loan officer is Gary's ex-wife! Mary tries to keep Sandra and Gary in the kitchen until Cynthia leaves. When she finally leaves, the coast is clear...until Cynthia comes back and sees Gary in the apt. She tells Lester that the deal is off and throws a pie in Gary's face.
She later returns to apologize for being unprofessional, but once again runs into Gary, this time kissing Sandra. She calls the deal off once again, and the entire group gets into an argument outside 227.
Sandra later finds out that Gary is the owner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224336 +0000" stop="20260720230749 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Cookies - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mary's cookie sales at Brenda's school is putting Ed's Cookies out of business. He proposes that she go into business with him. They agree, but when Mary realizes that she isn't making more than she was when she was alone, she pulls out of the deal.
Ed comes by the next day and offers Mary $15,000 for the recipe. She eventually sells it, but not before Lester comes in and shows her a headline that reads, Big Company to buy cookie recipe from local baker for $100,000.
Mary devises a plan to get the recipe back. Before Ed can sell the recipe, she comes in with Sandra dressed as a nun and tells the buyer that the recipe actually belongs to ""Sister Sandra."" He doesn't want to cheat the convent out of their money so he decides not to buy from Sandra. Mary later finds out that her grandmother's cookie recipe is actually Famous Amos' recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230749 +0000" stop="20260720233202 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sandra's new boyfriend keeps showering her with gifts. When everyone meets him, they are surprised-- he is Pearl's age! He asks Sandra to marry him and gives her a day to think about it. She tells him no, and he has a heart attack. In the hospital, Mary and Sandra pose as doctor and nurse because the rude desk nurse will not let them see him. Sandra decides to tell him that she will marry him, since she thinks that he is on his death bed and it would make him happy. The next day when they return to the hospital, Abner has made a recovery. It turns out that his ""heart attack"" was gas, and he says he is ready to get married to the nurse that raised his spirits. He thinks that nurse was the rude desk RN, nurse Grubb, and Sandra doesn't object. Meanwhile, Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria are trying to raise ticket money for a Prince concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720233202 +0000" stop="20260720235616 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '89 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mary tells the kids that she has the hookup to get Run DMC to play at their prom, but the problem is the kids cannot afford the $5000 fee. Dylan takes their money and invests it in a stock, which goes belly-up. They end up losing all of their money and cannot afford to have the prom in a hotel anymore.
Instead, it is held outside 227, much to the kids' displeasure. Both Mary and Dylan go where Run DMC is and dress up as rappers to convince them to come. Dylan succeeds and Run DMC show up to rap at the prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720235616 +0000" stop="20260721002030 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Both Mary and Sandra get commissioned to the same murder trial. There are 11 votes guilty and 1 vote not-guilty, Sandra choosing not-guilty. After hours, she still has not changed her vote and Mary is annoyed because her anniversary is that night.
They vote one last time, and this time the 1 not-guilty vote is from Mary. The judge sequesters them for the evening in a hotel and Mary is going to miss her anniversary dinner with Lester.
Lester sneaks into the hotel room and brings Mary caviar and champagne. The next day, Mary presents her theory of what actually happened (pertaining to the ""murder"" on the boat) and the jury agrees and they all vote not-guilty.
Their verdict was the right one, because later the ""murdered victim"" was found on the French Riviera with her husband's best friend, which was stated in a voice-over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002030 +0000" stop="20260721004444 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra bets Mary and Rose that she can stay away from men better than they can stick to their diet. They each send temptations the other's way but it all comes to a head when Lester's business partner comes over for dinner.
He tells the Jenkins that he can get Sandra to kiss him so the bet will be over, but if he can't, then he will give Mary and Lester 2 weeks free hotel stay at a hotel that he owns in Jamaica. Well, now Mary is rooting for Sandra to stay away from men.
Rose comes downstairs, but she wants Sandra to kiss Howard because she is tired of dieting. Finally, Howard tricks Sandra and kisses her, but both she and Rose are relieved because now they can both do what they want!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004444 +0000" stop="20260721011444 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No, My Darling Daughter - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Lester hires a young ex-con from the persuasion on Mary. They both admit that he is doing a great job and are happy with him until he asks Brenda out.
They object and eventually tell Mike that he is not allowed to see Brenda. He feels dejected and decides he may as well not take the GED test as planned, because people will always see him as an ex-con.
The real Joe Clark of the ""Lean on Me"" fame comes and gives him words of encouragement and he decides to take the test. The Jenkins apologize for the way they treated him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011444 +0000" stop="20260721013858 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Number - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Pearl, Mary, Rose and Sandra get locked into the laundry room, they all reminisce about how they each arrived at 227. Pearl moved in with her mother, Rose lived across the hall from a loud rock band, and Lester had just lost his job at a construction site, while Mary was pregnant with Brenda.
Lester eventually finds them all in the laundry room and opens the door so they can leave. By that time Brenda and Calvin had joined the 4 ladies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013858 +0000" stop="20260721020218 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackee - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Sandra has moved to New York, but finds herself jobless after she finds out that the film company that she works for specializes in porn films! So once she find her apt., she meet a woman who tells her about a job opening at her job. Sandra goes with her the next day and gets the job at the spa.
Sandra finds out that her new friend's boyfriend is using her, but when she tells her, she doesn't believe Sandra. Finally, when she hears it for herself, she cuts the boyfriends loose and her and Sandra are back on good terms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721020218 +0000" stop="20260721022631 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Sale - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Rose sells the building and a sister of Lester's friends comes to visit. She staying with the Jenkins and is driving them crazy. She gets hired as the building manager.
The company that bought 227 wants to demolish it and the tenants become mad at Rose for selling the building. Eva found originally sheet music from John Philip Sousa and the building is declared a historical landmark, so it can't get torn down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721022631 +0000" stop="20260721025118 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Diva...Please! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's organized a charity benefit featuring Diva Beverly Morris. Now she's a prima donna and Mary's worried that if she finds out that Sandra's dating her former boyfriend, Armand she'll back out. So she tries to keep her from finding out but when they end up in the powder room together things get hairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025118 +0000" stop="20260721031606 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenants, Anyone? - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mary and the gang try to draw a bead on new landlord Julian Barlow, who's been ducking them, while Dylan hunts for a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031606 +0000" stop="20260721034054 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pampered Tale - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The women head to a spa to prepare for a beauty contest.
Meanwhile, Travis &amp; Dylan care for a baby left in Travis' limo. Later Lester &amp; Julian help out until the baby's mother returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721034054 +0000" stop="20260721040541 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight of the Century - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary causes Lester to miss a prizefight, they have a bout that could deliver a knockout punch to their marriage. Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721040541 +0000" stop="20260721043029 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (1) - S05E05</title>
    <desc>At a dude ranch, Mary lassos Rose and Sandra into a treasure hunt, and Dylan takes a likin' to a filly. Part 1 of two</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721043029 +0000" stop="20260721045501 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (2) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. Lester puts together a posse to find the womenfolk when the water rustlers take them hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721045501 +0000" stop="20260721051949 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Activity - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Bobby Brown shoots a video at Brenda's high school, while Brenda plagiarizes an old essay of Mary's to win a part as an extra. Brenda kept putting off writing it by going to pep rallies, football games, and parties with Calvin at Morgan State, and on Sunday night, she still does not have her paper done. When Mary wrote it (25 years earlier), she received an A+, but Brenda gets a C and is not one the five chosen to appear in Bobby Brown's video.
Meanwhile, Julian bribes Travis into bringing Bobby Brown to his penthouse so he can discuss going into business ventures with each other.
Bobby Brown decides that he does not want only five students to appear in his video, but the whole class. Brenda is allowed to be in the video but she is stil grounded and has to write 3 more papers for Mary.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Down to Leo's - S05E08</title>
    <desc>En route to Lester's birthday party, Mary and Sandra run into gang members who want them as their biker chicks. (TVguide.com)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721054949 +0000" stop="20260721061437 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion Blues - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dylan's mother moves in with him after leaving his father, and starts stepping out with Julian (Paul Winfield). (tvguide.com)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721061437 +0000" stop="20260721063924 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfume Game - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume, but she thinks it stinks when her ad-agency boss steals her idea. (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721063924 +0000" stop="20260721070412 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is Heck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Calvin wants to quit school and join the Army, Lester puts him through his paces at a mock boot camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721070412 +0000" stop="20260721072858 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Not Coming to Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to invite her landlord Julian to her Christmas Eve bash in hopes of livening things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072858 +0000" stop="20260721075346 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Go the Clowns - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mary dons clown garb to erase a nasty message she left on the answering machine of Lester's business contact, an eccentric novelties magnate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075346 +0000" stop="20260721081833 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come the Revolution - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester make Brenda return a revealing dress, she stages her own revolution.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Boy - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Eddie and Buck’s flight back to Los Angeles is cancelled following the National Firefighter Games. Hoping to be home for Hen’s birthday, they decide a cross-country road trip is the fastest way, until they get offtrack and Buck goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719082512 +0000" stop="20260719090817 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.I.Y. - S09E14</title>
    <desc>As Buck tries to manage the trauma following his kidnapping on his own, May tries to secure her first law internship without the help of her mother. Then, Maddie handles a personal crisis at the call center.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719090817 +0000" stop="20260719095113 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Your Poison - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Athena is pulled into a mysterious murder investigation when a man arrives at the station to report his own death. Meanwhile, the 118 races to the site of a car crash involving a mother and son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719095113 +0000" stop="20260719103300 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke - S09E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 must account for every decision made during a recent fire call when the team's actions are investigated for possible mistakes. Meanwhile, Buck works behind the scenes to support his team as he waits to learn if he can return to the station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103300 +0000" stop="20260719111559 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got You Babe - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Buck is faced with his past after an electrical emergency call. Meanwhile, Maddie learns to navigate her working relationships now that she has become a supervisor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719111559 +0000" stop="20260719115858 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts and Flowers - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Following Athena's shooting, the 118 gathers at the hospital awaiting news. Meanwhile, the mastermind behind the trafficking ring is determined to silence Athena and anyone who gets in his way for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719115858 +0000" stop="20260719124521 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Emergency responders must try to balance saving those who are at their most vulnerable with solving the problems in their own lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719124521 +0000" stop="20260719133206 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Go - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A roller coaster malfunctions at an amusement park. Athena and Hen respond to an unusual home invasion. A couple's dispute leads to a dramatic rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719133206 +0000" stop="20260719141617 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Next of Kin - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bobby and his team respond to an emergency at a children's birthday party. The crew jumps into action after one of their own is involved in a devastating accident. Athena tries to cope with a tragedy that hits way too close to home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719141617 +0000" stop="20260719145911 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Day Ever - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of a deadly plane crash, Bobby and team race to help the survivors. Athena deals with panic and chaos at the airport. Bobby confronts his past demons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719145911 +0000" stop="20260719154321 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of Origin - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The crew races to an emergency when disaster strikes at an Indian wedding. Abby enlists the help of Buck to try and find her mother. Bobby has a difficult time confronting his past. Hen struggles to make the right decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719154321 +0000" stop="20260719162801 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartbreaker - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On Valentine's Day, a surprise marriage proposal goes awry with dangerous consequences. Athena attempts to help a desperate woman and unintentionally joins the Lonely Hearts Club. Bobby and Chimney pull holiday duty and learn about the "Casanova Fracture" and Abby and Buck go on their first official date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719162801 +0000" stop="20260719171238 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon (Creepy AF) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a potential home invasion and deals with a rabid criminal. Abby helps investigate the murder of a caller. Hen's past may become her future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719171238 +0000" stop="20260719175759 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma's a Bitch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An unremorseful widow, an unsuspecting thief, and an arrogant fitness club owner receive a taste of karma. Bobby gets a surprising phone call from his doctor after donating at Chimney's blood drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719175759 +0000" stop="20260719184320 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trapped - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to help a homeless man crushed in a garbage truck, a mother and son in a crashed elevator and extreme hoarders entombed in their house. Athena jumps into the dating pool. Buck and Abby's relationship is tested by her ailing mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184320 +0000" stop="20260719192747 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Whole New You - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The first responders take calls to help an unusual domestic disturbance, a "death" at a psychic's and a horrific motorcycle crash. Bobby dips his toe into the dating pool. Abby takes a walk down memory lane. Buck is confronted by his past actions. Athena tries to start her new life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719192747 +0000" stop="20260719201238 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S02E01</title>
    <desc>On one of the hottest days of the year, the first responders feel the pressure with harrowing incidents. Buck gets a surprise visit from his sister, Maddie. Athena questions her relationship with Bobby. Handsome new hire Eddie jeopardizes Buck's chances of being chosen for a fireman calendar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719201238 +0000" stop="20260719205756 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7.1 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When a massive earthquake rocks Los Angeles, the first responders rush to rescue victims from a crumbling high-rise hotel. Athena must deal with wreckage from a collapsed freeway overpass. Maddie is thrown into the fire as she faces her first crisis as a 911 dispatcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719205756 +0000" stop="20260719214250 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Is Not Coming - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The first responders continue to deal with the fallout of a massive earthquake and its deadly aftershocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719214250 +0000" stop="20260719222651 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to rescue victims trapped in various tight spots. Athena contemplates accepting a promotion. Maddie decides to make a move of her own. Chimney finally deals with the aftermath of his near fatal car crash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719222651 +0000" stop="20260719231044 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awful People - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Maddie goes on a ride-along with Athena, while dealing with a seemingly "perfect" dispatcher. Hen must figure out how to save her family. The first responders deal with emergencies both at a military funeral and a movie theater.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719231044 +0000" stop="20260719235534 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dosed - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to the rescue of a crashed news copter, and emergencies at an eating contest, a bodybuilding competition and a toddler pageant. Maddie struggles to let go of her fear of the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719235534 +0000" stop="20260720004025 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Halloween finds the first responders racing to a cemetery rescue, a haunted hayride and a spooky Hollywood parade. Maddie thinks she's received a "ghost" call from a missing hiker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720004025 +0000" stop="20260720012432 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck, Actually - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Buck jumps back into the dating scene. A woman goes to great extremes to get her husband's attention. A newlywed couple are involved in a car accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720012432 +0000" stop="20260720020854 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen Begins - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Hen relives her evolution into the firefighter she is today as she recalls the first times she met Chimney and Athena.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020854 +0000" stop="20260720025318 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Ex-Mas - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The first responders deal with stampede at a toy store, a mistletoe stunt gone awry and a Christmas-light showdown. Bobby contemplates his future with Athena.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025318 +0000" stop="20260720033657 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Beginnings - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bobby meets Athena's parents. Doug insinuates himself deeper into Chimney's life. Athena looks into a distressing 911 call.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720033657 +0000" stop="20260720042200 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chimney Begins - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A look back at how Chimney joined Station 118 and became the firefighter and paramedic he is today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720042200 +0000" stop="20260720050553 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight or Flight - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The first responders rally together to search for a missing Maddie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720050553 +0000" stop="20260720055101 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The call center must turn to old school tactics after being hit with a massive system-wide power outage. The first responders deal with explosions in multiple homes and a difficult child birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720055101 +0000" stop="20260720063544 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean's 9-1-1 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A going-away party for a bank manager turns into an emergency, and then a mystery, as the first responders are accused of pulling off a daring heist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720063544 +0000" stop="20260720072037 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobby Begins Again - S02E16</title>
    <desc>After his devastating family tragedy in Minnesota, Bobby Nash moves to Los Angeles to start over, where he becomes Captain of the 118, and meets Athena Grant for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720072037 +0000" stop="20260720080522 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Careful What You Wish For - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The first responders deal with a calamity at a chocolate factory and a mail bomb explosion. Meanwhile, Eddie receives some surprising news from Shannon, and Maddie contemplates her future in the call center and tragedy strikes the 118.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080522 +0000" stop="20260720085009 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Life We Choose - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to calls from a stunt driver caught in a hairy situation, a teenage social influencer who is bugging out and the city is on high alert after two mail bombs go off. Meanwhile, Eddie's family comes to town and Buck faces a life or death situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720085009 +0000" stop="20260720093338 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids Today - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Athena enlists the 118’s help when a teenager speeds out of control on the freeway. Meanwhile, a routine traffic stop uncovers a shocking kidnapping and Buck struggles with his recovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720093338 +0000" stop="20260720101614 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A massive tsunami hits the Santa Monica Pier, placing Buck and Christopher's lives in danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720101614 +0000" stop="20260720110020 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Searchers - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Athena, Maddie, Bobby and the 118 races to save lives after a massive tsunami hits the Santa Monica Pier and Buck fears the worst when Christopher goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720110020 +0000" stop="20260720114341 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triggers - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to save workers in a high-rise during a fire drill, a mother and her sons involved in a perilous car accident, and squabbling siblings fighting over a family heirloom. Maddie decides to take action against a possible wife abuser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720114341 +0000" stop="20260720122747 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Athena takes action after her family experiences a traumatic traffic stop. Buck's suit against the city goes to arbitration. Eddie turns to Lena in his struggles with his anger issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720122747 +0000" stop="20260720131108 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 respond to bizarre emergency calls on Halloween, including a flock of crows terrorizing a field trip, an office employee having a close encounter with an eight-limbed creature and a ghost-like girl wandering a neighborhood. Meanwhile, Maddie remains convinced that she is doing the right thing in taking a 9-1-1 call into her own hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131108 +0000" stop="20260720135430 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Athena Begins - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When a murder weapon from a case close to Athena in the early ‘90s resurfaces, flashbacks to 1989 show how Athena joined the LAPD and became the police officer she is today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720135430 +0000" stop="20260720143751 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malfunction - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Emergencies include a skating mishap at an ice show, an accident involving a self-driving car and a fulfillment warehouse robot going rogue. Meanwhile, Eddie’s after-hours fight club gets out-of-control and Hen struggles in her relationship with Karen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720143751 +0000" stop="20260720152127 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallout - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to debris from a meteor shower crashing into an apartment building and a deadly fire caused by a hazardous waste truck crash inside a tunnel. Meanwhile, Hen struggles with guilt over her ambulance accident, Bobby introduces Eddie to an old friend to help with his anger and Maddie receives an urgent call for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720152127 +0000" stop="20260720160503 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Spirit - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to holiday-themed incidents, including a shopper pushed over the edge, a woman who is literally having a “Blue Christmas” and a luggage handler accident on a tarmac. Meanwhile, Maddie revisits her past to embrace her future and Bobby receives shocking news.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720160503 +0000" stop="20260720164904 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seize the Day - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a skydiving trip gone wrong, a bank rep injured in a home repossession and a lovestruck assistant whose lunch run ends in disaster. Meanwhile, Athena and the family come to terms with Michael's difficult health decision and Chimney's half-brother from Korea unexpectedly shows up at his doorstep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720164904 +0000" stop="20260720173325 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a viral stunt gone haywire, a disaster at a couple's fishing trip and an epic first date fail. Meanwhile, Athena investigates a woman who doesn't remember being shot in the head and Eddie is forced to have a difficult conversation with Christopher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720173325 +0000" stop="20260720181646 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinned - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to accidents at a bowling alley and a home renovation, as Athena pursues a car thief. Bobby and Michael take Harry camping, and Chimney and Maddie rush into action when their romantic dinner date takes a wild turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720181646 +0000" stop="20260720190108 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taking of Dispatch 9-1-1 - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Maddie fears for herself and her co-workers when the call center is taken hostage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720190108 +0000" stop="20260720194444 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eddie Begins - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Eddie's journey to rescue a boy from a well turns into a mission to save himself from his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720194444 +0000" stop="20260720202805 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One That Got Away - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 fights an apartment building blaze and attempts a daring rescue of a deaf woman trapped inside. When Athena responds to a simple accident call, she discovers a potentially more sinister crime. Meanwhile, Hen performs a risky medical procedure after an accident at a televised cooking show and Buck meets a retired firefighter and is inspired to reunite him with his lost love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720202805 +0000" stop="20260720211211 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Powerless - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The 118 races to rescue a little girl in a runaway hot air balloon and help with a city power outage caused by a hijacked tree-trimmer truck. Meanwhile, Athena's investigation into the serial rapist case puts her life in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211211 +0000" stop="20260720215518 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Next? - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The 118 rush to save lives in the aftermath of a massive train derailment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720215518 +0000" stop="20260720223723 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Abnormal - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Hollywood Reservoir dam breaks. The team adjusts to life during the pandemic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720223723 +0000" stop="20260720232023 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone Together - S04E02</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the dam break, massive mudslides wreak havoc throughout Los Angeles. As Athena fights to save herself and an agoraphobic woman after her house collapses, Bobby, Hen and Eddie rush to save hikers endangered by the falling of the Hollywood sign. Meanwhile, Buck and Chimney must rescue a group of pregnant women trapped in a submerged house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232023 +0000" stop="20260721000422 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Tense - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to save a man under siege by his high-tech smart home, and a yoga teacher who has lost her vision. Athena hunts down a bank robber disguised by Covid protocols. Meanwhile, Buck confides in Maddie, Hen clashes with her antagonizing medical school lab partner and members of the 118's crew prep for an out-of-state mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721000422 +0000" stop="20260721004736 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>9-1-1, What's Your Grievance? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a mysterious murder during a neighborhood block party and the 118 rush to save lives endangered by a bomb threat. Meanwhile, Chimney has a hard time keeping secrets when Maddie and Buck's parents come to town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004736 +0000" stop="20260721013034 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck Begins - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to save the lives of workers trapped in a five-alarm factory fire. Meanwhile, Maddie reveals a painful family secret that causes Buck to confront his childhood and answer why he is the daredevil he is today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013034 +0000" stop="20260721021301 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jinx - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The 118 believes their fabled firehouse superstition has come true when they have the day from hell with a never-ending series of bizarre emergency calls. Athena is in hot pursuit of a 118 firetruck; a man who duct-taped himself to freeway billboard, a garage full of fireworks and a restaurant manager destroying his own business. Meanwhile, Eddie feels a spark with Christopher's former teacher, but admits to Bobby he may not be ready to move on in his personal life just yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721021301 +0000" stop="20260721025701 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Neighborhood - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The 118 rush to save a man pinned under a Humvee, and a garage band that rocks out too hard. Enlisting Bobby and Athena's help, Michael installs a new "rear window," and turns into an amateur detective after noticing strange behavior at a nearby apartment. Meanwhile, Hen's mother unexpectedly arrives and announces she is moving to LA, and Buck's re-entry into the dating pool ends in disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025701 +0000" stop="20260721034100 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Point - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The 118 are called to the tarmac when a flight attendant reaches her limit with her flight's passengers. Athena discovers that quarantine has pushed a couple to their breaking point. Meanwhile, Eddie worries Christopher will not accept him dating, Buck reconnects with an old flame and finds himself in the middle of Albert's new relationship and Maddie and Chimney make a big decision about their baby.</desc>
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    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720164956 +0000" stop="20260720171603 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720171603 +0000" stop="20260720174222 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720174222 +0000" stop="20260720180834 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720180834 +0000" stop="20260720183421 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720190017 +0000" stop="20260720192626 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720192626 +0000" stop="20260720195238 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720213703 +0000" stop="20260720220315 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720225530 +0000" stop="20260720232134 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720234657 +0000" stop="20260721001306 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721003859 +0000" stop="20260721010502 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721010502 +0000" stop="20260721013107 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721015716 +0000" stop="20260721022320 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721022320 +0000" stop="20260721024905 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721024905 +0000" stop="20260721031457 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031457 +0000" stop="20260721034107 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721034107 +0000" stop="20260721040717 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721040717 +0000" stop="20260721043325 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721043325 +0000" stop="20260721045936 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721045936 +0000" stop="20260721052543 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721052543 +0000" stop="20260721055202 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721055202 +0000" stop="20260721061814 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721061814 +0000" stop="20260721064401 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721064401 +0000" stop="20260721070957 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721070957 +0000" stop="20260721073606 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073606 +0000" stop="20260721080218 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073934 +0000" stop="20260719080903 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
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    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719083910 +0000" stop="20260719090826 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719090826 +0000" stop="20260719093827 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719093827 +0000" stop="20260719100837 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719100837 +0000" stop="20260719103804 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103804 +0000" stop="20260719110643 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719110643 +0000" stop="20260719113632 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120503 +0000" stop="20260719123426 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719123426 +0000" stop="20260719130335 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719130335 +0000" stop="20260719133221 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
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    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
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    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719155547 +0000" stop="20260719162429 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719162429 +0000" stop="20260719165334 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
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    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182152 +0000" stop="20260719185049 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191954 +0000" stop="20260719194841 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
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    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
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    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
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    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
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    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
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    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
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    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
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    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
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    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
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    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
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    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
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    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
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    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
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    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720043054 +0000" stop="20260720050016 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
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    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720052925 +0000" stop="20260720055811 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
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    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720062710 +0000" stop="20260720065409 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
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    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
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    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
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    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
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    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
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    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
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    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
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    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720111639 +0000" stop="20260720114544 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
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    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
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    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
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    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131006 +0000" stop="20260720133928 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
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    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
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    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720183007 +0000" stop="20260720190018 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720190018 +0000" stop="20260720192945 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720192945 +0000" stop="20260720195824 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195824 +0000" stop="20260720202813 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720202813 +0000" stop="20260720205644 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720205644 +0000" stop="20260720212606 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720212606 +0000" stop="20260720215516 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720215516 +0000" stop="20260720222401 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
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    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
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    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
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    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721025452 +0000" stop="20260721031424 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721031424 +0000" stop="20260721033405 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721033405 +0000" stop="20260721035351 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721035351 +0000" stop="20260721041305 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721041305 +0000" stop="20260721043231 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721043231 +0000" stop="20260721045223 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721045223 +0000" stop="20260721051126 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721051126 +0000" stop="20260721053124 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721053124 +0000" stop="20260721055114 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721055114 +0000" stop="20260721061051 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721061051 +0000" stop="20260721063039 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721063039 +0000" stop="20260721065025 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721065025 +0000" stop="20260721070957 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721070957 +0000" stop="20260721072938 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072938 +0000" stop="20260721074924 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721074924 +0000" stop="20260721080838 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074830 +0000" stop="20260719081018 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pizza Boy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719081018 +0000" stop="20260719083205 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Closet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Cheryl not to intrude his space in the bathroom sink and in their closet, claiming she takes up too much space, and worse, HIS space. Cheryl tries to do something about by getting rid of some of her stuff, but Dana tells her it's time for women everywhere to show men they also have a need for space. Therefore, instead of doing what Jim asked her to, Cheryl buys even more clothes to jam up the closet. As a revenge, Jim decides to decorate their room in his own way. That starts a feud between them, until Jim falls down from the attic on their bed, breaking through the ceiling. He tells Cheryl that he needs his own space, and not because her stuff annoys him, but because he has the need to feel safe from the world sometimes. They settle their feud and agree on respecting each other's spaces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719083205 +0000" stop="20260719085221 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punch &amp; Ruby - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim is taking the girls to their first Bears football game, and Cheryl asks him to be a good role model and try his best not to swear in front of them. At the game, Jim picks a fight with a Packers fan who was swearing in front of the girls, and the entire fight is televised, with Jim getting the nickname of "Packers Smacker". He finds glory with such nickname, but Cheryl doesn't like it at all. It only hits Jim the effects his actions might have on his children when Ruby hits Gracie in the nose. Jim has to have a talk with Ruby and hear Cheryl says that the next time he finds himself in a situation like on the football game, that he should just think what she would do and do it. But Jim finds redemption when Gracie refuses to eat sundae fudge because she thinks her butt's too big – something Cheryl was saying around the house not too long ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719085221 +0000" stop="20260719091408 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dana gets selected to be on the reality show The Bachelor. At first she's sure her personality alone will be enough to entertain the guy, but Jim gives her advice on how to behave and what to say to the guy. Dana thinks he's full of crap, but after her date goes bad she tries Jim's recipe and scores a second date. She arranges with Cheryl to bring the bachelor over to their house for dinner, and Cheryl couldn't be more thrilled to be on national television with a remodeled house. Jim is also very proud that Dana only got so far thanks to him, but the situation quickly takes an unexpected turn when Jim accidentally overhears the bachelor saying Dana will be easy to bring to bed and then he'll dump her. Now he goes out of his way to save Dana and ends up scaring the guy away with stories about Dana being a psycho. Later he explains to her his behavior and says she'll meet someone who's good enough for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719091408 +0000" stop="20260719093555 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Disfigure - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cheryl drags Jim down to the church for the new reverend's mess, which is supposed to be "the next best thing". Jim sees some familiarity on him, and remembers he was the kid he played dodge-ball with back when they were kids. Jim also remembers that he threw the ball so hard at the guy he got a fat lip (and a funny nickname) for weeks (the nickname lasted for years). When Cheryl invites the reverend over for dinner, Jim freaks out, hoping he won't remember a thing. But Jim's hopes go down the drain when the reverend confronts him and later quits the church, giving his inability to forgive Jim as a reason. Feeling guilty, Jim apologizes and even takes on Gracie and Ruby's advice on offering Reverend Pierson a chance to throw a dodge-ball back at him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719093555 +0000" stop="20260719095742 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving Confidential - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is thrilled when she is offered to be in charge of the set of the girls's Thanksgiving school play. She asks Jim to help her, and he's complaining they don't spend any time together because there's always someone around them. When they finally get alone on the set, they decide to be a little wild and do it behind the Plymouth rock. Unfortunately, Andy and the PTA president walk in on them. They promise to keep it quiet, but Jim and his big mouth brag about it with a divorced father who criticized married life. When Jim and Cheryl's sexual adventures are spread around the PTA board, Cheryl is fired from her set duties, and Jim, feeling guilty about it, stays up all night to finish the job for Cheryl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719095742 +0000" stop="20260719101929 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christmas Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim's feud with a neighbor may also prompt one with Cheryl, who preaches peace so they'll be invited to the neighbors' Christmas party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101929 +0000" stop="20260719104116 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brother-in-Law - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Eddie, a country musician who's dating Dana, comes between Jim and his brother-in-law Andy. After hearing Jim and Andy's band practice, Eddie invites them to perform with him at the House of Blues. The catch: Eddie plays keyboards instead of Andy. An excited Jim accepts anyway and hopes to keep the gig a secret from Andy, who, of course, finds out. Encouraged by his sisters, the left-out architect decides to even the score by exploring new business horizons-without his contractor-partner Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719104116 +0000" stop="20260719110304 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moral Dilemma - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of a billing error on his credit card by using the windfall to treat Cheryl to an expensive romantic weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719110304 +0000" stop="20260719112441 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Love Somebody (1) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's old friend Danny visits him, and brings his partner in crime, Laraine, with him. Cheryl and Dana offer to help Laraine pick out a dress for the police ball, and after realizing she has feelings for Danny, Cheryl convinces Jim to talk to Danny about asking her to the ball. Cheryl reveals to Jim that if it wasn't for Danny, they might never have gotten together, as they remember the time they met at a bar back in the 80's. But when Danny finally has the guts to talk to Laraine, he finds out that Andy already asked her out. Dana asks why can't she be Danny's date, since she made out with Cheryl's boyfriend the night she met Jim just so he would get out of the way. They all try to convince Andy to step aside what could be true love, but Andy reminds them of how he pretended to have a heart attack just so Jim would get rid of his girlfriend the night he met Cheryl. Finally, Andy agrees to help Danny and Laraine, as Jim and Cheryl conclude that despite all the help they got they still would have met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719112441 +0000" stop="20260719114628 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Love Somebody (2) - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jim's old friend Danny visits him, and brings his partner in crime, Laraine, with him. Cheryl and Dana offer to help Laraine pick out a dress for the police ball, and after realizing she has feelings for Danny, Cheryl convinces Jim to talk to Danny about asking her to the ball. Cheryl reveals to Jim that if it wasn't for Danny, they might never have gotten together, as they remember the time they met at a bar back in the 80's. But when Danny finally has the guts to talk to Laraine, he finds out that Andy already asked her out. Dana asks why can't she be Danny's date, since she made out with Cheryl's boyfriend the night she met Jim just so he would get out of the way. They all try to convince Andy to step aside what could be true love, but Andy reminds them of how he pretended to have a heart attack just so Jim would get rid of his girlfriend the night he met Cheryl. Finally, Andy agrees to help Danny and Laraine, as Jim and Cheryl conclude that despite all the help they got they still would have met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719114628 +0000" stop="20260719120810 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smell of Success - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest idea, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus, but he gets support from Andy, who builds the protoype, and Dana, who locates investors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120810 +0000" stop="20260719122957 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl gets sick on the day of Ruby's birthday party, Jim is stuck trying to entertain a house full of little girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122957 +0000" stop="20260719125109 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ring - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl run into his old girlfriend, Jim worries that Cheryl may find out the truth about his past when she invites the woman to dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719125109 +0000" stop="20260719131226 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder Woman - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is mugged at the mall parking lot, but instead of calling the police she chases the guy and tackles him to get her purse bag. When she tells Jim what happened, he decides to get two killer German shepherd to guard her. Cheryl doesn't like the idea, especially because the dogs are trained in German. One night, when the girls and Kyle are sleeping over at Dana's, Jim and Cheryl get locked into the bathroom after they mistakenly order the dogs to attack them and don't know how to order them to stop. The solution? Give the dogs drowsy medication. After that, Jim and Cheryl acknowledge that they could actually lose each other and start being warmer with one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719131226 +0000" stop="20260719133412 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pass - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's upset when a wealthy client, a former high school buddy of Jim's, makes a pass at her, but it's Jim's reaction that she's upset about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133412 +0000" stop="20260719135559 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Gets Fired - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Jim vociferously objects to the way Dana gets treated by her boss, he succeeds in getting her fired.  Meanwhile, Andy has problems with the plans for his birthday party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719135559 +0000" stop="20260719141746 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bo Diddley - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Cheryl has to have dental surgery and asks Jim to stay besides her the whole time because she's scared of dentists. While Cheryl is sedated, Andy shows up saying he met blues legend Bo Diddley and Jim decides to meet him too, leaving Cheryl unattended. There's no harm since she's sedated, he justifies. But Cheryl finds out when Bo Diddley sends Jim a thank you basket with edible goodies and Jim confesses. They have a fight and the next day Cheryl goes out to the movies, leaving Jim in charge of the kids. Coincidentally, tickets for Bo Diddley's concert arrive at the house, but Jim wonders if that's some of Cheryl's tests. He goes but changes his mind and return to his kids at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719141746 +0000" stop="20260719143932 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deal with the Devlins - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Cheryl makes friends with another mom from the girls soccer team. The woman is sweet, yet a bit obnoxious. Jim is annoyed by her presence, but Cheryl insists on him being nice to her. Little by little, Cindy starts to get into their lives and tell them what to do and not to do. Jim ends up buying a hot tub from her husband, thinking that might drive them away, but instead it only pulls them closer. They show up unexpectedly on the tub, which is the final drop for Jim. He tells Cheryl it's time for her to come clean and confess to Cindy that they don't like her. Just when she finally does that, Cindy's husband offers Jim season tickets for the Bears. In order to undo the break up he asked Cheryl to do, Jim tells Cindy that Cheryl is under medication for mood swings and that he's willing to do them anything. They move in for a week, while Cheryl decides to take some time off at her sister's  "for mental health".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719143932 +0000" stop="20260719150004 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Helmet - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Pretending to be a man for an online auction, Cheryl discovers that Jim is bidding on memorabilia instead of shopping for a new dryer, but Jim thinks he's found a kindred spirit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719150004 +0000" stop="20260719151959 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Harm, No Fowl - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A trained bird flies into Andy's head in the backyard and Gracie adopts it as her bird pet, Daphne. The bird is driving everyone insane and they all can't wait to get rid of it, but unfortunately Gracie developed a deep emotional attachment to it. When someone leaves the window opened and the bird flies out in the middle of the night, Jim and Andy team up to go look for it at the park the next morning. When they spot the bird, their first reaction is not to tell Gracie, but Jim doesn't want to lie to his daughter anymore. Later, the real owner show up at the house and Gracie is forced to say goodbye to her feathered friend. Or is the thought of running away to Mexico more appealing than that?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719151959 +0000" stop="20260719154116 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>About a Girl - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dana gets attention from a single father she meets in the park by pretending to be Ruby's mother.  Meanwhile, Cheryl requests that Jim exercise more often - as a special favor to her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719154116 +0000" stop="20260719160148 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom's Boyfriend - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is suspicious of her recently widowed mother's new fiance, but Jim and Andy think he's great.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719160148 +0000" stop="20260719162301 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas, Baby (1) - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Jim and Andy are going to Vegas on a business trip and ask Dana to join them, since they need an extra help and she happens to be their "rabbit's foot" on gambling. Cheryl decides to join them and blackmails Jim when he says no at first. Cheryl has been secretly in touch with Jim's estranged sister Roxanne and plans for them to meet in Vegas. When they get there, Jim is not pleased to see his sister and tells Cheryl that no matter what she said he's sure she hasn't changed at all. Roxanne says she needs 2.000 dollars to start her business, which Jim takes as the first step on her plan, but Roxanne won't take either his or Cheryl's money. Instead, she gets it from her new husband: Andy, who has fallen head over heels for her and married her while the rest of the family was watching a show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719162301 +0000" stop="20260719164447 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas, Baby (2) - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Andy is upset because no one approves or believes in his marriage to Roxanne. Jim goes to talk to her and walks in on her packing to run off with her ex boyfriend. He tries to stop her, unsuccessfully. Jim and Cheryl try to break the news to Andy before the business presentation, but he's so upset that he breaks down in tears on stage. While consoling Andy, Jim forgets about the foam hose and foam just floods the stage. Jim and Cheryl stroll in Las Vegas, glad that Andy is finally recovering from Roxanne and glad that their trip is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719164447 +0000" stop="20260719170627 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Errand - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Jim finds out that Cheryl has been paying 7 dollars to have the groceries delivered to their house, he insists that he does the shopping himself in order to save that incredible amount of money. Once at the supermarket, he sees how married men are "domesticated" by their wives and decides to rebel against Cheryl by shopping everything but the items on the list. Cheryl decides to turn the table on Jim and he does the same, until they end up going to a formal party on robes and underwear with their bodies all painted with lipstick. Cheryl finally gives in and they settle on paying the delivery boy the seven dollars in order to spare the Spice Channel subscription.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170627 +0000" stop="20260719172811 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Packer Ball - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jim is horrified when he sees his son Kyle with a green Packers ball. He tries by all means to change it for a Bears one, but the kid just can't let go of the green ball. Jim has nightmares about it and takes Kyle to his work in another attempt to get rid of the Packers ball. When he realizes there's nothing he can do about it, he does a little alteration on the ball so they can go to the Bears game peacefully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719172811 +0000" stop="20260719174824 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Have a Bingo - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jim wrestles with his conscience after he cheats at a church fundraiser bingo game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719174824 +0000" stop="20260719181008 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting to Know You - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl says a friend of hers got jewelry for his wife for no reason and Jim says he's probably cheating on her. After Cheryl takes it offensively that Jim won't buy her jewelry because he doesn't think he has to – after all, they are married and he isn't cheating – he goes out to shop for earrings, only to find out he knows nothing about Cheryl. After spending three days dedicating himself entirely to paying attention to Cheryl – with a bit of Andy's help – Jim finds out that Cheryl's friend was indeed cheating and they finally make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719181008 +0000" stop="20260719183147 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lemonade Stand - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl encourage the girls to make a lemonade stand and raise money for their scooters. What was supposed to be a lesson about the value of the dollar turns into a racy competition among neighbors when Bill and his next door neighbor Driscoll set up little amusement parks in their years. Dana and Andy pitch in, while Cheryl tries to stay out of it – until she gets into a catfight with the neighbor's wife. Once the police is called in, Jim realizes he's lost the purpose of the lemonade stand and decides to give the girls the rest of the money for the scooters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719183147 +0000" stop="20260719185321 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC's and 123's - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trying to lighten Ruby's homework load – and therefore look like he's helping her – Jim tells Ruby's teacher that Cheryl can't read.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185321 +0000" stop="20260719191506 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Dates Jim - S03E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Cheryl is trying to host "the" party so she can own Halloween in the neighborhood. Dana brings in her newest date, Hank, who carries an awful lot of similarities to Jim. While refusing to admit she's dating Jim, Dana realizes the truth when she accidentally pinches Jim's butt thinking it was Hank. The next day she and Cheryl have a fight over the whole situation, which leaves it up to Jim and Andy to fix the friendship between the two sisters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191506 +0000" stop="20260719193650 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scary Movie - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim secretly takes them to see a scary movie. (ABC)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193650 +0000" stop="20260719195833 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Imaginary Friend - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim creates an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719195833 +0000" stop="20260719202016 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paintball - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl cajoles Jim into attending a couples cooking class, which turns into a disaster, so she lets Jim pick out the next couples activity – paintball.</desc>
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    <title>The Empty Gesture - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl starts to feel taken for granted as she prepares Thanksgiving dinner. She suffers the ultimate insult when she gets stuck on the roof after retrieving her tablecloth that Jim had fashioned into a ghost for Halloween, and no one notices her absence until she unhooks the satellite. To apologize, Jim tells her that he, Dana and Andy will prepare the dinner. Jim never thinks that Cheryl, being the control freak that she is, would allow that to happen, so he doesn't make dinner. Unfortunately, neither does Cheryl.</desc>
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    <title>Rules of Engagement - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make amends for a big fight they had the night before-except Jim doesn't remember the fight at all.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Santa - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dana admits to Cheryl that she can't afford to buy Jim a Christmas present, so Cheryl lets Dana put her name on one of the presents she bought for him. Dana innocently picks out Cheryl's big present to Jim, but when Jim is thrilled with the gift, Dana is ready to take all the credit for it.</desc>
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    <title>House for Sale - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Devlins place a bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl, to their dismay.</desc>
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    <title>Dana Dates the Reverend - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Dana and Jim both covet their reverend - she for romance, he for the pastor's prowess at bowling.</desc>
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    <title>The Best Man - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl forbids Jim from throwing his cop friend Danny a bachelor party with beer and strippers. She fears that Danny will show up at his own wedding with a hangover – as Jim did at their wedding. Jim and his buddies decide to take Danny for a swim in bitter-cold Lake Michigan – forcing a hospital visit for Danny. The wedding morning, Danny stays in bed, moaning and groaning, and Cheryl frets, but the doctor assures everyone there's nothing wrong with him. Jim realizes Danny just has cold feet, so he tries to convince him to go through with his wedding to Laraine, a fellow cop.</desc>
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    <title>Cheryl Sings - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Cheryl tries to impress her boastful cousin Mindy by posing as the lead singer of Jim's band – even though she has a terrible voice. Jim agrees to perform at Mindy's engagement party with Cheryl playing the part in order to teach his wife a lesson about embellishment by making a fool of herself. However, when Mindy tells Jim that her fiancé, Eric, is a record producer, he must decide between telling Cheryl the truth and making a bad impression on Eric.</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish to Be a Star (1) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Dana's first task at the ad agency is to cast the perfect TV family for a Disney cruise commercial. Cheryl and the kids get the job, but Dana's boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor in the role of "dad."</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish to Be a Star (2) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line.</desc>
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    <title>No Crime, But Punishment - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Jim's sister, Roxanne, shows up on his doorstep, pregnant, and lets Andy believe he's the father.</desc>
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    <title>Who's the Boss? - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Andy resents a wealthy client, but then decides to date her.</desc>
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    <title>The Truck - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cheryl ask Jim to use his truck to transport a giant paper-mâché grizzly bear the girls made for "spirit week" to their school – except Jim just lost his truck in an arm wrestling match and, in a gesture of macho pride, refuses to ask for it back.</desc>
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    <title>The Toilet - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Cheryl promises to take Jim's opinions seriously when she decides to remodel the bathroom, until Jim insists it include a hideous high-tech stainless steel toilet – that talks.</desc>
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    <title>Trashed - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Pack rat Cheryl asks Jim to rent a storage unit to house seven years' worth of the kids' art projects, but Jim refuses to pay the fee, so he tosses everything out, thinking Cheryl won't notice – until she needs some of the projects for a special retirement party for Ruby's art teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Marriage Bank - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Thinking it might get Cheryl to let him go on a fishing trip with Andy, Jim makes a "deposit" in the "marriage bank" by agreeing to go to a couples seminar with her. Jim's plans are foiled, however, when Dr. Ted, the marriage guru, declares the whole marriage bank mentality unhealthy and Cheryl learns Jim's real motives – so that Dr. Ted must intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Everyone Gets Dumped - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.</desc>
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    <title>The Swimming Pool (1) - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool -- until she starts sneaking over on her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Vast Difference (2) - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he's unable to admit he didn't go through with it</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720030918 +0000" stop="20260720033032 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hole in One - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants Jim to give up his vices so he can get her pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>The Effort - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.</desc>
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    <title>The Grill - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.</desc>
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    <title>The Garage Door - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage, because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.</desc>
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    <title>Dress to Kill Me - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Kyle wants to be Cinderella for Halloween. Jim is against it because he thinks he's growing up to be a sissy. Jim buys Kyle a manly costume (a dinosaur) but Kyle changes back into the dress. Jim, Andy, and Kyle all sit on the couch, Jim and Kyle persistent. Jim goes in the kitchen, sees an older Kyle who convinces Jim to let Kyle go as Cinderella. In the end, they all go as ladies and they trick-or-treat.</desc>
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    <title>Father-Daughter Dance - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ruby hurts Jim's feelings when she invites Andy to a father-daughter dance instead of him.</desc>
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    <title>Plot Twist - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother, Maggie, wants Jim, Cheryl and the family to rest someday in a family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot--then secretly reserves a a plot for himself next to a star football player.</desc>
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    <title>The Hunters - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To prove his worth as a man, Jim -- along with Andy -- hunt a turkey for Thanksgiving, but on the hunt Jim is pursued -- and shot -- by a legendary 40- lb. psychotic bird christened "Angry Pete." Thanksgiving-themed episode.</desc>
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    <title>Poking the Bear - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's gynecologist (played by Mitch Rouse) forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720062259 +0000" stop="20260720064435 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalking Santa - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim's kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won't leave them any gifts for Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sympathy from the Devlins - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he's watching the Chicago Bulls.</desc>
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    <title>Nanny-Cam - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he didn't want Cheryl to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Jealous Husband - S04E13</title>
    <desc>To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.</desc>
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    <title>A Crying Shame - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.</desc>
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    <title>Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner? - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend and lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding Dress - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding gown, Jim and Andy try to cover up the fact that the dress was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years ago.</desc>
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    <title>The Mustache - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which Cheryl hates. Cheryl retaliates by becoming a brunette - but Jim loves it. After a chance meeting with the girl, Cheryl asks her to give Jim suggestions that will make him look ridiculous.</desc>
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    <title>Shall We Dance - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding, he turns to Jim, a closet dancer, for help.</desc>
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    <title>Take My Wife, Please - S04E19</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.</desc>
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    <title>Spelling Bee - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Jim's pride in Gracie's new-found spelling-bee aptitude quickly turns to dismay when he has to drive her to tournaments all over the state.</desc>
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    <title>Kentucky Fried Beltzman - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.</desc>
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    <title>The Clock - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.</desc>
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    <title>The Competition - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jim, certain he will win the annual hot dog eating contest, is humiliated when instead he loses to a petit woman (Suzy Nakamura), and his problems are further compounded when Andy decides to date the female champion.</desc>
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    <title>The Bachelorette Party - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's prim and proper bachelorette party disappoints Dana, Jim and Andy treat Dana to a rowdy night she'll never forget - but now will she make it to the wedding?</desc>
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    <title>Geronimo Jim - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana's fianc - wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving.</desc>
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    <title>The Scrapbook - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Jim actually remembers his and Cheryl's anniversary - but Cheryl didn't! Improvising, she gives him the photo album that covers years worth of memories. They start reminiscing.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S04E27</title>
    <desc>On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favorite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute, on the Season Finale.</desc>
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    <title>Foul Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Tape (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Tape (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Charity Begins at Hef's - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.</desc>
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    <title>The Race - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.</desc>
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    <title>Anec-Dont's - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.</desc>
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    <title>The Chick Whisperer - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.</desc>
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    <title>James &amp; the Annoying Peach - S05E08</title>
    <desc>To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.</desc>
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    <title>Lean on Me - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.</desc>
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    <title>The Gift of the Maggie - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection</desc>
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    <title>Sex Ed Fred - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.</desc>
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    <title>Renewing Vows - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.</desc>
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    <title>The Stick - S05E14</title>
    <desc>It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Right - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Get Your Freak On - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.</desc>
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    <title>The Grumpy Guy - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.</desc>
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    <title>Polite Jim - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Dearest - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Jim believes that Bill (played by Joseph Bologna), the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.</desc>
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    <title>The Thin Green Line - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jim's Best Friend - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.</desc>
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    <title>Belaboring the Point - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>The Punch - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Jim realizes that Cheryl has been spoiling their son Kyle for way too long, so he decides to make him a man by teaching him how to throw a perfect punch in self defense. However, things get out of control when little Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the school bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211152 +0000" stop="20260720213334 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flannelsexual - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up on a talk show after claiming that men shouldn't let women feminize them, and then goes to Dana's co-ed baby shower to prove his point.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Guinea Pygmalion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When the family pet guinea pig swallows an eraser, Jim is forced to pay for an expensive operation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720215515 +0000" stop="20260720221657 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoosier Daddy - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim go to a motel in Indiana to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary, but Dana's possible labor and a tornado interfere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720221657 +0000" stop="20260720223839 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Grief - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's beloved Uncle Donald dies, Jim takes over housekeeping, but soon starts to suspect that Cheryl is using him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223839 +0000" stop="20260720230011 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Rage - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230011 +0000" stop="20260720232153 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Gone Wild - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Andy, Ryan and Jim are stunned when they find out that Dana and Cheryl recently appeared in a Chicks Gone Wild video.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232153 +0000" stop="20260720234325 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deliverance - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Dana gets into premature labor, and Ryan isn't able to come and deliver the baby because he is delivering a celebrity's baby, Jim has to be the one to deliver Dana's baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234325 +0000" stop="20260721000436 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino-Mite - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana allow Jim and Ryan to take care of the kids and baby Tanner while they are out, things get out of control. Jim takes everyone to the museum and everything goes great until the Tyrannosaurus Rex display ends up destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721000436 +0000" stop="20260721002548 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate Ways - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Ryan is away, Dana and baby Tanner are staying at Jim and Cheryl's, until Jim starts complaining about the presence of the baby, so Cheryl wants him to stay at Andy's for a while. While Jim and Andy enjoy their male bonding, Cheryl and Dana are enjoying their time together too. At least, until Ryan returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002548 +0000" stop="20260721004730 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Case of Jimergency - S06E11</title>
    <desc>After an argument with a claims representative about his bill, Jim's health insurance is canceled, and Jim decides to hide the truth from Cheryl, until she ends up sick and he gets her cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721004730 +0000" stop="20260721010912 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Jim - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Jim decides to toughen up his daughters basketball team and soon turns them from sweet and peaceful to an angry and aggressive basketball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721010912 +0000" stop="20260721013055 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At-Bat - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad softball game advice to Kyle turns to be Jim's worst nightmare when an Ghost of Andy visits him to show him the Adult Kyle's life as a loser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013055 +0000" stop="20260721015222 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Beneath - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, which causes headaches to Jim, because he bought a fake wedding ring as a replacement a long time ago so Cheryl wouldn't notice he lost it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721015222 +0000" stop="20260721021404 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grill II - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim end up in a war after Andy tries to sell him a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721021404 +0000" stop="20260721023546 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devlin in Disguise - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After Tim and Cindy Devlin's sudden divorce announcement, Andy starts spending time with Cindy, which turns into a relationship, and an urge for Cheryl and Jim to break them up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721023546 +0000" stop="20260721025703 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Man of Mine - S06E17</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid attending another musical with Cheryl, Jim finds a gay man to accompany her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025703 +0000" stop="20260721031845 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Birthday - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl throws Jim an unwanted surprise party for his 50th birthday, which Jim then sabotages, and then later reveals the real reason why he won't celebrate his birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031845 +0000" stop="20260721034000 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim Almighty - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Crazed about the fact that Cheryl joined a dinner party club, Jim insults the very creator of women, God, who then gives Jim the power to try to do a better job, but Jim ends up making women behave like Jim would. Also, when Andy tries to make guys more like women, he turns himself and Jim into oversensitive girly guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721034000 +0000" stop="20260721040136 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Wife - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl feels down when she can't use her sexuality to get a dinner table at a restaurant, so Jim tries to cheer her up by writing letter as a 'water delivery guy', but his plan soon makes Jim doubt if Cheryl is attracted to him or the delivery guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721040136 +0000" stop="20260721042307 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety Last - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge during his morning jog, Jim is head-butted by a bull on a side road. While Cheryl learns that one can't anticipate every danger out there, Jim realizes that he's willing to do whatever it takes to make his family feel secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721042307 +0000" stop="20260721044448 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Fight - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home without the kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim's choice of pastries causes a spat which morphs into an all-out food fight. The next day they laugh off the night's argument; Jim is thrilled that they don't seem to have to talk things out. But then Andy, who's out for revenge on Jim for coaxing his kids to play pranks on him, counsels Cheryl to really dissect and analyze her marital arguments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721044448 +0000" stop="20260721050629 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Goes to Florida - S07E05</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is out of town to take care of her mother, Jim has to take care of their kids, and he receives sympathy from a neighborhood mom. Soon, other moms start helping Jim, and he tells each one that she's the only help in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721050629 +0000" stop="20260721052810 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruby's First Date - S07E06</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is still out of town, Jim is having hard time dealing with Ruby's girl problems, so he assigns Dana to help her. However, when Dana tells Ruby to go out on a date with an older guy, Jim if forced to intervene, as he, Dana and Andy end up following Ruby to her date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721052810 +0000" stop="20260721054951 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Period Peace - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Ruby and Gracie can't seem to stop fighting, Jim is "forced" to read their diaries to determine the cause, only to realize that he needs to give out delicate motherly advice to them, while Cheryl is still away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721054951 +0000" stop="20260721061102 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rendezvous - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl returns home for a visit the kids end up occupying her time, so Jim decides to prepare a special date with her at the airport lounge, only to end up mistakenly arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721061102 +0000" stop="20260721063236 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodwill Hunting - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Without consulting with Cheryl, Jim transforms the garage into a cigar lounge and donates the kids' old clothes and furniture to charity. When Cheryl informs Jim that she is pregnant with twins, he is forced to retrieve all the stuff that he gave away, and has to deal with the fact that he is going to be a father of five.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721063236 +0000" stop="20260721065419 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Dolled Up - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jim is forced organize a doll-themed party for Gracie while Cheryl is on bed rest, but when Gracie admits that the only reason she agreed to the party was because she wanted to please her mother, Jim decides to turn the party into something totally else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721065419 +0000" stop="20260721071559 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pregnancy Brain - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Jim finds a way to use Cheryl's forgetfulness (a.k.a. "the pregnancy brain") to his advantage by trying to convince her that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Ruby and Gracie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071559 +0000" stop="20260721073741 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift Certificate - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Andy didn't use the gift certificate that Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself with a nice meal, but soon Jim finds himself in an uncomfortable situation when Andy remembers the certificate and decides to invite Jim to join him for a meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073741 +0000" stop="20260721075854 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Drink Your Milkshake - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jim makes a rule he believes to be the perfect cure for children's fights, but when he enters a discussion with Andy, the both end up on the same "tribunal system," fighting to prove who's right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075854 +0000" stop="20260721082020 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaperone - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Andy finally meets the perfect girl, but things get rough when he lets Jim babysit the woman's daughters, who then end up missing while Andy is having dinner with Emily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075754 +0000" stop="20260719082017 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719082017 +0000" stop="20260719084240 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719084240 +0000" stop="20260719090503 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719090503 +0000" stop="20260719092746 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719092746 +0000" stop="20260719095042 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719095042 +0000" stop="20260719101320 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101320 +0000" stop="20260719103556 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103556 +0000" stop="20260719105823 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719105823 +0000" stop="20260719112058 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719112058 +0000" stop="20260719114338 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719114338 +0000" stop="20260719120601 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120601 +0000" stop="20260719122830 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122830 +0000" stop="20260719125108 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719125108 +0000" stop="20260719131347 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719131347 +0000" stop="20260719133616 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133616 +0000" stop="20260719135843 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719135843 +0000" stop="20260719142139 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719142139 +0000" stop="20260719144358 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719144358 +0000" stop="20260719150626 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719150626 +0000" stop="20260719152848 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152848 +0000" stop="20260719155111 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719155111 +0000" stop="20260719161404 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719161404 +0000" stop="20260719163704 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719163704 +0000" stop="20260719165946 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719165946 +0000" stop="20260719172208 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719172208 +0000" stop="20260719174428 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719174428 +0000" stop="20260719180649 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180649 +0000" stop="20260719182849 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182849 +0000" stop="20260719185105 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185105 +0000" stop="20260719191323 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191323 +0000" stop="20260719193545 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193545 +0000" stop="20260719195757 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719195757 +0000" stop="20260719202006 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719202006 +0000" stop="20260719204227 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719204227 +0000" stop="20260719210431 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719210431 +0000" stop="20260719212641 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719212641 +0000" stop="20260719214847 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719214847 +0000" stop="20260719221102 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719221102 +0000" stop="20260719223329 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719223329 +0000" stop="20260719225539 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719225539 +0000" stop="20260719231750 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719231750 +0000" stop="20260719233944 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719233944 +0000" stop="20260720000206 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720000206 +0000" stop="20260720002423 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720002423 +0000" stop="20260720004530 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720004530 +0000" stop="20260720010728 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720010728 +0000" stop="20260720012951 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720012951 +0000" stop="20260720015153 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720015153 +0000" stop="20260720020858 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020858 +0000" stop="20260720022627 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720022627 +0000" stop="20260720024330 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720024330 +0000" stop="20260720030029 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720030029 +0000" stop="20260720031729 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720031729 +0000" stop="20260720034005 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034005 +0000" stop="20260720040222 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040222 +0000" stop="20260720042444 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042444 +0000" stop="20260720044704 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044704 +0000" stop="20260720050926 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720050926 +0000" stop="20260720053147 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053147 +0000" stop="20260720055406 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720055406 +0000" stop="20260720061630 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720061630 +0000" stop="20260720063852 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720063852 +0000" stop="20260720070115 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720070115 +0000" stop="20260720072339 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720072339 +0000" stop="20260720074622 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074622 +0000" stop="20260720080917 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080917 +0000" stop="20260720083156 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720083156 +0000" stop="20260720085431 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720085431 +0000" stop="20260720091659 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091659 +0000" stop="20260720093934 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720093934 +0000" stop="20260720100214 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720100214 +0000" stop="20260720102436 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720102436 +0000" stop="20260720104706 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720104706 +0000" stop="20260720110943 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720110943 +0000" stop="20260720113223 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
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    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720115452 +0000" stop="20260720121719 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720121719 +0000" stop="20260720124014 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720124014 +0000" stop="20260720130234 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720130234 +0000" stop="20260720132502 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720132502 +0000" stop="20260720134724 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720134724 +0000" stop="20260720140946 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720140946 +0000" stop="20260720143239 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720143239 +0000" stop="20260720145539 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720145539 +0000" stop="20260720151822 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720151822 +0000" stop="20260720154044 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154044 +0000" stop="20260720160303 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720160303 +0000" stop="20260720162524 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162524 +0000" stop="20260720164725 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720164725 +0000" stop="20260720170940 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720170940 +0000" stop="20260720173159 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720173159 +0000" stop="20260720175420 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720175420 +0000" stop="20260720181633 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720181633 +0000" stop="20260720183842 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720183842 +0000" stop="20260720190103 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720190103 +0000" stop="20260720192307 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720192307 +0000" stop="20260720194517 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720194517 +0000" stop="20260720200723 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720200723 +0000" stop="20260720202938 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720202938 +0000" stop="20260720205204 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720205204 +0000" stop="20260720211415 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211415 +0000" stop="20260720213626 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720213626 +0000" stop="20260720215820 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720215820 +0000" stop="20260720222042 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222042 +0000" stop="20260720224258 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224258 +0000" stop="20260720230406 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230406 +0000" stop="20260720232604 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232604 +0000" stop="20260720234826 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234826 +0000" stop="20260721001029 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721001029 +0000" stop="20260721002734 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002734 +0000" stop="20260721004502 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004502 +0000" stop="20260721010206 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721010206 +0000" stop="20260721011905 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011905 +0000" stop="20260721013605 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013605 +0000" stop="20260721015840 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721015840 +0000" stop="20260721022058 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721022058 +0000" stop="20260721024319 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721024319 +0000" stop="20260721030539 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721030539 +0000" stop="20260721032801 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721032801 +0000" stop="20260721035022 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721035022 +0000" stop="20260721041242 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721041242 +0000" stop="20260721043505 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721043505 +0000" stop="20260721045728 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721045728 +0000" stop="20260721051951 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721051951 +0000" stop="20260721054214 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721054214 +0000" stop="20260721060457 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060457 +0000" stop="20260721062753 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721062753 +0000" stop="20260721065031 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721065031 +0000" stop="20260721071307 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721071307 +0000" stop="20260721073534 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073534 +0000" stop="20260721075809 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075809 +0000" stop="20260721082049 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719075929 +0000" stop="20260719082901 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719082901 +0000" stop="20260719085440 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719085440 +0000" stop="20260719092017 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719092017 +0000" stop="20260719094558 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719094558 +0000" stop="20260719101136 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101136 +0000" stop="20260719103721 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103721 +0000" stop="20260719110306 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719110306 +0000" stop="20260719112903 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719112903 +0000" stop="20260719115444 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719115444 +0000" stop="20260719122024 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122024 +0000" stop="20260719124603 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719124603 +0000" stop="20260719131144 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719131144 +0000" stop="20260719133731 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133731 +0000" stop="20260719140314 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719140314 +0000" stop="20260719142909 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719142909 +0000" stop="20260719144502 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719144502 +0000" stop="20260719150104 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719150104 +0000" stop="20260719151657 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719151657 +0000" stop="20260719153247 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719153247 +0000" stop="20260719154835 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154835 +0000" stop="20260719161520 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161520 +0000" stop="20260719163108 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719163108 +0000" stop="20260719164649 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719164649 +0000" stop="20260719170241 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170241 +0000" stop="20260719171835 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719171835 +0000" stop="20260719173438 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719173438 +0000" stop="20260719175032 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719175032 +0000" stop="20260719180633 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180633 +0000" stop="20260719182225 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182225 +0000" stop="20260719183821 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719183821 +0000" stop="20260719185414 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185414 +0000" stop="20260719191006 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191006 +0000" stop="20260719192558 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719192558 +0000" stop="20260719194151 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719194151 +0000" stop="20260719201125 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719201125 +0000" stop="20260719203449 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719203449 +0000" stop="20260719210433 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719210433 +0000" stop="20260719213344 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719213344 +0000" stop="20260719220312 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719220312 +0000" stop="20260719223311 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719223311 +0000" stop="20260719230219 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230219 +0000" stop="20260719233150 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719233150 +0000" stop="20260719235729 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719235729 +0000" stop="20260720002307 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720002307 +0000" stop="20260720004848 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720004848 +0000" stop="20260720011425 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011425 +0000" stop="20260720014010 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014010 +0000" stop="20260720020556 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020556 +0000" stop="20260720023153 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023153 +0000" stop="20260720025734 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025734 +0000" stop="20260720032313 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032313 +0000" stop="20260720034852 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034852 +0000" stop="20260720041433 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720041433 +0000" stop="20260720044020 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044020 +0000" stop="20260720050603 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720050603 +0000" stop="20260720053159 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053159 +0000" stop="20260720054751 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720054751 +0000" stop="20260720060353 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060353 +0000" stop="20260720061946 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720061946 +0000" stop="20260720063536 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720063536 +0000" stop="20260720065125 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065125 +0000" stop="20260720071809 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071809 +0000" stop="20260720073358 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073358 +0000" stop="20260720074938 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074938 +0000" stop="20260720080530 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080530 +0000" stop="20260720082125 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
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Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
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Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
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Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
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    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
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    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
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    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719131731 +0000" stop="20260719134203 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719134203 +0000" stop="20260719140633 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719140633 +0000" stop="20260719143103 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719174703 +0000" stop="20260719181133 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190037 +0000" stop="20260719192508 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719192508 +0000" stop="20260719194938 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719194938 +0000" stop="20260719201407 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719201407 +0000" stop="20260719203507 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719211555 +0000" stop="20260719213642 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719213642 +0000" stop="20260719215728 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719215728 +0000" stop="20260719221828 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719221828 +0000" stop="20260719223918 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230014 +0000" stop="20260719232117 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720000258 +0000" stop="20260720002401 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720010557 +0000" stop="20260720012659 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014802 +0000" stop="20260720020904 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020904 +0000" stop="20260720023007 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720031912 +0000" stop="20260720034347 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034347 +0000" stop="20260720040810 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040810 +0000" stop="20260720043243 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720043243 +0000" stop="20260720045715 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720052147 +0000" stop="20260720054619 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720054619 +0000" stop="20260720061052 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720061052 +0000" stop="20260720063524 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065957 +0000" stop="20260720072430 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720072430 +0000" stop="20260720074902 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074902 +0000" stop="20260720081335 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720081335 +0000" stop="20260720083807 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720083807 +0000" stop="20260720090240 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720090240 +0000" stop="20260720092710 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720092710 +0000" stop="20260720095142 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720095142 +0000" stop="20260720101615 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720101615 +0000" stop="20260720104047 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720104047 +0000" stop="20260720110520 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720110520 +0000" stop="20260720112952 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720112952 +0000" stop="20260720115425 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720115425 +0000" stop="20260720121857 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720121857 +0000" stop="20260720124329 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720124329 +0000" stop="20260720130803 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720130803 +0000" stop="20260720133234 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133234 +0000" stop="20260720135707 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135707 +0000" stop="20260720142140 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720142140 +0000" stop="20260720144612 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144612 +0000" stop="20260720151042 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720151042 +0000" stop="20260720153512 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162411 +0000" stop="20260720164841 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171312 +0000" stop="20260720173742 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720173742 +0000" stop="20260720180212 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720180212 +0000" stop="20260720182643 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720182643 +0000" stop="20260720185112 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720185112 +0000" stop="20260720191542 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720191542 +0000" stop="20260720194014 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720194014 +0000" stop="20260720200446 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720200446 +0000" stop="20260720202917 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720202917 +0000" stop="20260720205346 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720205346 +0000" stop="20260720211816 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211816 +0000" stop="20260720213916 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720213916 +0000" stop="20260720215933 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720215933 +0000" stop="20260720222004 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222004 +0000" stop="20260720224051 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224051 +0000" stop="20260720230136 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230136 +0000" stop="20260720232236 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232236 +0000" stop="20260720234327 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234327 +0000" stop="20260721000423 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721000423 +0000" stop="20260721002526 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002526 +0000" stop="20260721004605 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004605 +0000" stop="20260721010707 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721010707 +0000" stop="20260721012810 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721012810 +0000" stop="20260721014910 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721014910 +0000" stop="20260721021006 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721021006 +0000" stop="20260721023108 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721023108 +0000" stop="20260721025211 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025211 +0000" stop="20260721031313 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031313 +0000" stop="20260721033416 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721033416 +0000" stop="20260721035848 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721035848 +0000" stop="20260721042321 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721042321 +0000" stop="20260721044756 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721044756 +0000" stop="20260721051219 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721051219 +0000" stop="20260721053652 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721053652 +0000" stop="20260721060123 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060123 +0000" stop="20260721062556 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721062556 +0000" stop="20260721065028 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721065028 +0000" stop="20260721071501 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071501 +0000" stop="20260721073933 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073933 +0000" stop="20260721080406 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075800 +0000" stop="20260719082234 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in the Bank - S06E15</title>
    <desc>On patrol, Reed stops at his bank to do some personal banking and walks into an armed robbery in progress. The two robbers are experienced and take steps to make sure other officers won't storm the bank.
A suggestion by Malloy allows the suspects what they want: a getaway car, with the provision that the robbers let all hostages go except Reed.  Malloy hides in getaway car's trunk, with a portable radio to advise fellow officers of his position.
The suspects drive to a remote location to switch to another vehicle.  Thinking that they had accomplished in getting away unnoticed, the suspects order Reed out of the car with the intention of killing him.  Malloy calls Mac advising he has to act and kills one gunman while the other gives up, saving Reed's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719082234 +0000" stop="20260719084705 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>North Hollywood Division - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Reed is assigned to write an article about Malloy for Police Beat magazine for his partner's 10th anniversary in the LAPD, and is having trouble with the content. Calls include a gas station robbery with an unusual outcome, a domestic dispute involving a barking poodle, a woman tries to get her husband arrested and the plan backfires, and a pursuit with a liquor store robber ends with the suspect barricading himself in a garage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719084705 +0000" stop="20260719091137 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking It Easy - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Reed is suffering from a wrist injury which puts him on desk duty, while Malloy has to break in a new rookie partner. Reed's day is far from routine as he has to handle a bomb threat that results in the evacuation of the station, and Officer Brinkman accidentally discharges his shotgun twice outside the station adding more tension, a young man wants to report misconduct by a police officer, an elderly man brings a shotgun into the station to drop off, Malloy brings in a group of children abandoned by their mother, and Malloy and his partner pursue a car into the police parking lot, where the suspects are arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719091137 +0000" stop="20260719093607 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krash - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy gets a new car, and Reed gets to drive it, but the car is damaged while the officers chase and capture a purse snatcher. Sgt. MacDonald refers Malloy to his brother's autobody shop for repairs, with Malloy concerned about the cost (which turned out to be $20)--despite Reed's offer of covering 1/2 the price. Calls include a drunk man shooting arrows, a shop is held up and the shop owner suffers a heart attack and dies while the officers question him, and a robbery at a pharmacy where the suspect gets away in the back of a truck, which is tracked by a motorcycle officer and alerts Malloy and Reed, who apprehend the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719093607 +0000" stop="20260719100039 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Routine Patrol - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Patrol begins with a drunk woman threatening a group of bar patrons with a gun, investigate the death of a mentally-impaired man which looks suspicious, and a group of carjackers who capture a cache of guns and go on a robbery spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719100039 +0000" stop="20260719102513 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunburn - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Reed returns from an off-day with a uncomfortable full-body sunburn, which causes him problems throughout the watch. Calls include responding to a traffic accident, acting on a tip from an informant, the officers bust a drug dealer working out of abandoned homes, search for a robbery suspect based on a vehicle description, and assist in the rescue of two boys when their boat capsizes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719102513 +0000" stop="20260719104944 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (1) - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are chosen to ride in Air-70 to observe how the LAPD's air patrol works. The chopper's cases include searching for two robbery suspects inside a high-rise building and tracking an escaping murder suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719104944 +0000" stop="20260719111417 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (2) - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed take to separate helicopter units to continue their observations. The choppers assist in a stolen light plane from LAX by a distraught man, track two robbery suspects fleeing in separate cars, and assist in a nighttime house fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719111417 +0000" stop="20260719113848 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L.A. International - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy, Reed, and Officer Woods are assigned airport duty at LAX, now equipped with closed-circuit cameras, which were used to observe a burglary in progress and apprehend the suspects before they could leave. An argument over a suitcase resulted in the discovery of drugs, another dispute involving an Army soldier and another man uncovers a scheme where the civilian took Japanese Yen from the soldier. A ticket clerk that catches Malloy's eye informs him of a man who bought tickets from her previously under a different name, which results in the breakup of a credit card theft ring, a runaway is escorted to security until his mother can pick him up, and a silent alarm at a toll gate results in the capture of a robber who was holding a hostage. As a reward for breaking up the credit card theft ring, the company invites Malloy and the ticket clerk to lunch--Reed is invited too but Malloy pays Reed (a week's worth of lunches) NOT to join the couple on the lunch date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719113848 +0000" stop="20260719120321 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clinic on 18th Street - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate the death of an old man wearing an unusual belt, which leads to the case being turned over to Frauds Division, who finds that Dr. Gantman, running a clinic, is treating a blind seven-year-old patient with a pituitary gland condition but his "treatment" is worthless and preventing a real treatment (removal of the gland). Later, a TV repairman who makes oscillator belts for Gantman is busted for bookmaking and agrees to testify against the doctor, but Gantman demonstrates his "treatment" in open court and fails miserably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120321 +0000" stop="20260719122818 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>A small in-stature boy seeks independence from his smothering mother and, as a result, gets in trouble with the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122818 +0000" stop="20260719125316 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy continues to deal with a rebellious youth by making him go to a summer camp where he is a counselor, while Reed hears a young woman's report about being molested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719125316 +0000" stop="20260719131749 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Work - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed become suspicious of a scam when they see the same witness and tow truck driver at different accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719131749 +0000" stop="20260719134220 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll Call - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Every officers worst nightmare comes true for Malloy &amp; Reed while on patrol:  Another officer radios in for 'officer needs help', but then doesn't respond when asked for their location.  Since there wasn't a call-sign associated with the call for help, no one knows who needs help.
The dispatcher then follows procedures and starts a division wide radio "roll-call" in order to account for every officer on patrol.  Malloy, Reed, and the rest of the division continue to answer calls even as they search and listen for their missing officer, hoping they can locate and assist him before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719134220 +0000" stop="20260719140652 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspect Number One - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A strange request from an ex-con is delivered to Malloy: the former prisoner wants to go back to prison and will do whatever he has to do to get there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719140652 +0000" stop="20260719143124 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of View - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A holdup gone wrong leaves two robbers on a shopping center roof with a lady held hosting and Malloy and Reed trying to set her free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719143124 +0000" stop="20260719145637 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Beware - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed join forces with Sgt. Gloria Tyler to search for an attacker and rapist of teen girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719145637 +0000" stop="20260719152106 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Force - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed search a neighborhood for a missing young girl wearing a red sweater.
During the canvassing of the neighborhood, Malloy &amp; Reed go door-to-door asking residents if they've seen the girl. While questioning one of the residents, Malloy looks past the resident into the house &amp; spots the girl's sweater on a sofa. A chase ensues with Malloy eventually catching the suspect, but when the suspect speaks tauntingly, Malloy loses his cool and roughs him up, and the suspect files a complaint for excessive force. Malloy realizes he now has to face disciplinary action for that one moment of rage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152106 +0000" stop="20260719154603 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alcohol - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed arrest a happy drunk who is quite entertaining until the happiness turns out to be a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154603 +0000" stop="20260719161102 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Credit Risk - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Reed applies for a credit card only to discover that he has been turned down because he is considered a bad credit risk. Reed fights to clear his credit history while Malloy offers advice in the interim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161102 +0000" stop="20260719163614 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy spend Christmas Eve on patrol, answering calls such as a man playing Christmas carols on the bagpipes, a stolen truck carrying radioactive materials, a man caught trying to steal gas from someone else's car, a liquor store robbery, and a rooftop sniper.</desc>
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    <title>Pot Shot - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy, off duty, heads to the laundromat and finds a man using one of the dryers to dry a pillow case full of marijuana. This leads into an investigation into a possible marijuana ring with others trying the same trick. Back on patrol, Reed and Malloy also have to deal with a belligerent preacher, a neighbor dispute, and a lost child who can't speak a word of English.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719170046 +0000" stop="20260719172556 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.T.A. - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed start looking at salvage yards after thefts of older cars begin to increase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719172556 +0000" stop="20260719175109 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victim of the Crime - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Reeds gets blamed by a shopkeeper's daughter for the escape of a thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719175109 +0000" stop="20260719181641 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pressure Point - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A nervous recruit named Ernie Sampson hides the fact that he stutters, imperiling Reed and Malloy when he fails to warn them about an armed robber who might ambush them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719181641 +0000" stop="20260719184215 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady's Night - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Malloy and his girlfriend invite Reed and his wife on a rare night-on-the-town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184215 +0000" stop="20260719190726 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen with Gun - S07E17</title>
    <desc>A nervous homeowner who has been burglarized on time too many decides to buy a gun to protect himself and his home, but nearly shoots Officer Wells, who is responding to a prowler call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190726 +0000" stop="20260719193158 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow Up - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed set out to round up a horse thief after the owner of a riding academy is accused of stealing his own equines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193158 +0000" stop="20260719195656 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suicide - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed get dispatched to find a man who has told others he plans to kill himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719195656 +0000" stop="20260719202220 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Action - S07E20</title>
    <desc>When Malloy fails to show up for an off-duty appointment, Reed retraces his partner's steps and finds out he has been kidnapped by a revolutionary group demanding the release of one of their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719202220 +0000" stop="20260719204746 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gus Corbin - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy are called upon to train rookie officer Gus Corbin, but trouble ensues when Corbin starts taking unnecessary and often undue risks to apprehend suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719204746 +0000" stop="20260719211313 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Hall - S07E22</title>
    <desc>A female office named Dana Hall feels she isn't being given enough worthy work and decides to prove herself to Reed and Malloy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719211313 +0000" stop="20260719213846 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (1) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>When Reed is discouraged by the futility of his job, he volunteers to work on narcotics assignments for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719213846 +0000" stop="20260719220416 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (2) - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Following his recovery from being shot, Malloy returns to patrol only to find out that Reed - who earned the Medal of Valor for saving Malloy's life - may indeed take the investigator's exam, at the urging of his wife.  If Reed passes, he leave the patrol division, and Malloy for a desk job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719220416 +0000" stop="20260719222912 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 001: The Impossible Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pilot Episode:  Working out of a patrol car designated "Adam-12," Officers Malloy and Reed perform a typical day's work, which includes a high speed auto-chase, the capture of two robbers, and an emergency call to save a suffocating baby. Malloy decides to turn in his badge after his young partner was killed a few weeks earlier. But at the end of the shift, he comes around and decides that he can't let inexperienced Jim Reed loose on another officer, so he decides not to leave the force.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719222912 +0000" stop="20260719225409 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 141: The Color TV Bandit - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed attempt to save two small victims of narcotic pills, and then pursue a long-sought burglary suspect in a foot chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719225409 +0000" stop="20260719231904 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 011: It's Just a Little Dent, Isn't It? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed are involved in a high speed chase, a murder case and a family dispute as they work the P.M. watch. Reed worries all evening that the small dent in the fender he caused while backing the car up for fuel might lead to termination, since he is still on probation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719231904 +0000" stop="20260719234358 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 131: Reed, the Dicks Have Their Job and We Have Ours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed assist a young mother whose baby is threatened by a deranged man and they help a woman being harassed by a spiteful neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719234358 +0000" stop="20260720000849 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 091: You're Not the First Guy's Had the Problem - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Officer Reed learns that a professional officer has to keep their emotions under control; even when confronted with an abusive drunk-driver, right after clearing an "officer down" call &amp; finding his close friend from the Academy critically wounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720000849 +0000" stop="20260720003339 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 161: And You Want Me to Get Married! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman pinned under her crashed car and settle a family dispute, among other duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720003339 +0000" stop="20260720005834 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 071: I Feel Like a Fool, Malloy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Among other calls, Officers Malloy and Reed answer a loud noise complaint and discover a teen-age babysitter in desperate need of help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720005834 +0000" stop="20260720012330 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 072: El Presidente - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy teases Reed about calculating the cost of a new house while their first baby is still 6 months away. In the meantime they settle a domestic dispute between arguing neighbors, help a taxi driver that was just robbed, and a local man mistaken as the President by a group of rural Mexicans. Finally, they must arrest a psychotic shooter holed up in his house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720012330 +0000" stop="20260720014825 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 101: Someone Stole My Lawn - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Reed gets Malloy to agree to an early dinner when his wife puts him on a low-cal diet. However, one after another event prevents them from going code 7 all night long. Events include the theft of a man's sod, stolen credit cards, and a suspected car theft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014825 +0000" stop="20260720021316 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 132: The Producer - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Reed tries to pawn off his new litter of puppies to co-workers, strangers, even victims. The officers work a silent alarm, rescue a boy with his head stuck in a fence, and track down a prowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720021316 +0000" stop="20260720023812 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 111: Snake in the Trunk - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Officers Reed and Malloy have to break apart a couple of feuding neighbors, attempt to find a stolen car with a boa constrictor in the trunk, and effect a rescue of two people from a house on fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023812 +0000" stop="20260720030304 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 061: The Runaway - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When officers Reed and Malloy get to a communal house occupied by hippies, they find a young girl, who has run away from home, extremely sick from narcotic use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720030304 +0000" stop="20260720032757 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 122: The Thief Who Stole Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>On Christmas eve Reed and Malloy make rounds distributing police department donation packages to needy families, and pull many heartstrings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032757 +0000" stop="20260720035246 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 081: The Long Walk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler, then respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720035246 +0000" stop="20260720041739 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 032: Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Reed volunteers to line up entertainment for the department party, just as Malloy needs to serve a subpoena on a famous singer. The team learns of a drug den from their informant and are handed the bust when detectives are too busy to look into it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720041739 +0000" stop="20260720044236 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 062: Grand Theft Horse? - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy assist park rangers in catching a horse thief, a homesick Texan who was high on drugs at the time. The officers then chase two gunmen in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044236 +0000" stop="20260720050730 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 033: It All Happened So Fast - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It's been a long night of patrol for Malloy and Reed. Just as the two tired officers are headed to the station to turn in for the night, shots are fired at the patrol car. In the blink of an eye, Reed kills whom he believes was the gunman. Back at the station, Reed undergoes a night of intensive questioning from the captain and lieutenant, as part of the superior officers' investigation into the incident. Much like the Dragnet episode, "The Shooting Board", this episode highlights how seriously the LAPD takes all officer-involved shootings. It also takes pains to show the difficulty most officers have when forced to take a life in the line of duty for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720050730 +0000" stop="20260720053226 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 112: You Blew It - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy make a routine traffic stop on a motorist. Before the NCIC check is completed, the dispatcher broadcasts a domestic dispute call in the two officers' patrol area; Reed and Malloy take the call and let the motorist go. Bad choice; the lieutenant soon calls the two errant officers in to scold them. Turns out the motorist had warrants out for his arrest on robbery and weapons charges. Malloy and Reed then come up with and carry out an ultimately successful plan to nab the wanted criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053226 +0000" stop="20260720055723 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 051: A Jumper - Code Two - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Not long after an elderly woman insists that Reed and Malloy help adjust her television antenna, the officers are called to a high-rise hotel, where a suicidal man is determined to jump. Malloy incorrectly handles the situation and Mac harshly reprimands him the follow-up investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720055723 +0000" stop="20260720062218 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 073: I'm Still a Cop - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy is a part-time student at a local college, where he suddenly finds himself in the middle of of a riot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062218 +0000" stop="20260720064713 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 102: We Can't Just Walk Away from It - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A teenager is threatening to commit suicide and Malloy and Reed try to talk the troubled youth out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720064713 +0000" stop="20260720071209 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 152: A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic disturbance, involving a man with a gun, with Officer Wells and his partner arrive on the scene as their backup. Not wanting to wait to follow proper procedure, Wells barges into the apartment, nearly getting shot to arrest the man. Afterwards, at the station, Wells brags about how criminals need to be put in their place and the police can't let them get away with anything. Concerned that rookie partner Reed may be picking up on Wells' habits, Malloy confronts Wells, telling him he is a negative influence on the younger officers and that, unless asked in the future, he is not to respond to their calls.
Back on patrol, Reed tells Malloy how impressed he was with Wells handling of the situation. Malloy tells Reed, that in that situation, a dead cop is no help to the public or their partner. However, Wells' reckless habits catch up with him, when on a similar call as earlier, he again rushes toward the front door of the residence and is shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071209 +0000" stop="20260720073704 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 012: He Was Trying to Kill Me - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A "child-left-alone" call turns up a horrifying case of child neglect. A 6-year-old girl is left home with her baby brother and both parents are unable to provide for their children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073704 +0000" stop="20260720080157 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 172: Boy, The Things You Do for the Job - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy writes a young woman a traffic ticket and then is bombarded with attention and affection, all of which he doesn't want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080157 +0000" stop="20260720082649 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 092: Tell Him He Pushed Back a Little Too Hard - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A couple of neighbors co-own a boat and continually fight over it so Malloy and Reed do their best to mediate this latest rift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720082649 +0000" stop="20260720085142 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 022: So This Little Guy Goes Into This Bar - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed on patrol deal with a domestic dispute, the theft of a fur, and the noise from a loud party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720085142 +0000" stop="20260720091650 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 015: Exactly One Hundred Yards - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed volunteer for the LAPD Olympics. There, they meet a youth who is in need of a positive role model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091650 +0000" stop="20260720094201 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 153: Find Me a Needle - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The "Mulholland Mauler" is the object of a department wide search and several cars are assigned to patrol 'lovers lane' but more than one suspect ends up matching the description. How do they smoke out the Mauler?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720094201 +0000" stop="20260720100708 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 052: Good Cop: Handle with Care - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A pair of freelance reporters are determined to do a story on police brutality, and harass Reed and Malloy as their marks. The officers warn the reporters to cease their behavior, but they don't and they end up causing a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720100708 +0000" stop="20260720103215 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 023: Pig Is a Three Letter Word - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A pair of black hoodlums shoot and kill a respected black couple during a grocery store robbery. Reed and Malloy sent in to ward off a potential riot, knowing that given the heightened racial tensions, the wrong thing said could spark deadly violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720103215 +0000" stop="20260720105723 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 083: A Different Thing - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to investigate a hit-and-run incident that soon begins to look like a homicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720105723 +0000" stop="20260720112231 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 103: A Sound Like Thunder - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed double date on their day off to a ghost town only to be confronted by a motor cycle gang. It takes their quick police instincts to save the day as Mrs Reed gets too close to delivering the baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720112231 +0000" stop="20260720114738 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 063: Baby - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Reed foolishly comes to work on the same day his wife is admitted to the hospital to give birth to their child. Reed continually attempts to contact his hospitalized wife but is always foiled by crime, timing or incompetence. Malloy just tries to get through the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720114738 +0000" stop="20260720121248 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 093: Once a Junkie - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed begin to suspect that their street informant has returned to using and is committing crimes to support his habit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720121248 +0000" stop="20260720123800 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 123: Courtroom - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A look at courtroom procedures, wherein a routine arrest on a traffic warrant uncovers a cache of narcotics. However, the suspect bases his defense that Reed was guilty of improper search and seizure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720123800 +0000" stop="20260720130306 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 143: Cave - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a series of seemingly random thefts of odd items in a neighborhood.
This episode was filmed around the the streets of Sylmar LA
on Dronfield pl, Foothill Blvd, Sproule ave and on the the still under construction Foothill Freeway, The cave was in the Roxford st under pass next too the off ramp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720130306 +0000" stop="20260720132816 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 142: As High as You Are - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed encounter a lion in an apartment building and investigate a break-in at a medical supply warehouse. Malloy fends off cop haters and maintains the peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720132816 +0000" stop="20260720135322 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 043: Hostage - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Two armed convicts holding up a diner shoot Malloy who entered innocently, and hold him and other civilians hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135322 +0000" stop="20260720141828 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 034: Astro - S02E13</title>
    <desc>LAPD incorporates a helicopter unit into their patrols which helps Malloy and Reed track down armed criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720141828 +0000" stop="20260720144334 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 014: S.W.A.T. - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A rooftop sniper endangers the lives of people in a neighborhood, resulting in Malloy and Reed calling in the SWAT unit to secure the scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144334 +0000" stop="20260720150841 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 064: Bottom of the Bottle - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alcohol related incidents and a suicide attempt keep Malloy and Reed busy on a Sunday afternoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720150841 +0000" stop="20260720153349 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 054: Impersonation - S02E16</title>
    <desc>An investigator for the Rampart division is suspected of defrauding residents of their money. But is he really the guilty party, or is it a clever criminal who has assumed his identity?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720153349 +0000" stop="20260720155856 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 024: A Rare Occasion - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed deal with a purse snatcher focused on being jailed in time for dinner, a young boy on drugs with his dealer out to kill him, while enduring worry and concern over two policemen friends hospitalized in critical care resulting from a crackup in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720155856 +0000" stop="20260720162404 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 124: Airport - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a drunk who has stolen a plane for a joyride, look for a 17 year old runaway, receive a call for a 2-11 in progress where they encounter two armed robbers, and track down a stolen 3-ton safe containing $10k that was booby-trapped by the owner against safe crackers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162404 +0000" stop="20260720164911 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 094: Vengeance - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed contend with an ambush aimed at them, search for a missing boy, track down a car thief who is being crushed by his loot, and deal with a recent parolee who has sworn revenge on Malloy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720164911 +0000" stop="20260720171418 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 104: The Bomb - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a theft from a company that cannot disclose what was stolen because it is classified. Another call to the mysterious company reveals a bomb resulting in an appearance of a two man bomb squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171418 +0000" stop="20260720173926 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 074: Light Duty - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are on front desk duty because Malloy has a busted hand. A rally at a college campus gets rowdy requiring Reed to assist, leaving Malloy at the station desk worrying about Reed. Malloy's shift isn't all quiet as he captures two criminals who come in looking to see if their partner has been captured and other characters from LA-LA land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720173926 +0000" stop="20260720180433 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 114: The Hero - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a fire where a young man, Lauro, saves a man trapped inside. When the police department and city wish to give him a citation, Lauro seems reluctant to receive it or any attention much to everyone's surprise. This raises questions in Malloy and Reed's minds so they pursue what is bothering Lauro. A concerned landlord reports suspicious in-activity from a tenant with heart trouble where Malloy and Reed arrive in time to give him CPR and save his life. Malloy attempts to keep his new hat clean, but finds it an impossibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720180433 +0000" stop="20260720182941 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 134: Child Stealer - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Once Malloy and Reed get an aggressive dog out of the squad, they investigate the kidnapping of a child by its father, contend with an elderly miser who attempts to pay a bill with trading stamps, capture an escaped convict on a bus, and rescue a liquor delivery man from two serial van hijackers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720182941 +0000" stop="20260720185450 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 144: Bank Robbery - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic abuse call where they become the abused. Later they become suspicious of a man whose apartment has been burglarized, help a man who found the stolen hood and front fenders of his VW on another car, and complete their day catching bank robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720185450 +0000" stop="20260720191956 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 044: Attempted Bribery - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed prove they cannot and will not be bribed, no matter how good the offer, resulting in desperation from a young man charged with his third drunk driving offense. An elderly man admits mercy killing his wife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720191956 +0000" stop="20260720194505 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 173: Shoplift - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed track down a kooky female shoplifter involved in a cult-type relationship with a ego-maniacal spiritualist weirdo. Malloy gets help tracking her down from an old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720194505 +0000" stop="20260720201014 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 174: Loan Sharks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When a courageous teen-ager who comes forward to testify against loan-sharking racketeers is abducted, Officers Malloy and Reed must find him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720201014 +0000" stop="20260720203520 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 35: Easy Bare Rider - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed have to exercise all their wits when they encounter an amiable drunk driver who presents an unusual problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720203520 +0000" stop="20260720210026 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 95: Purse Snatcher - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A teen-age purse snatcher thinks he can outwit the police and graduate to bigger crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720210026 +0000" stop="20260720212534 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 45: Bright Boy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An 11-year-old boy with a photographic memory assists Officers Malloy and Reed on a burglary case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720212534 +0000" stop="20260720215043 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 65: Cigarettes, Cars and Wild, Wild Women - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy investigate a car theft ring, where pretty young women bait new car owners into giving them rides to a nearby convenience store (presumably to buy cigarettes). While the car owner is in the store, the women make off with their wheels. The cars are taken to a local chop shop, where they are disassembled for parts to be sold on the black market. As the officers make the arrests at the show's end, one of the women complains of being treated like "a common criminal," but Malloy refuses to give in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720215043 +0000" stop="20260720221549 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 55: Missing Child - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed search for a missing child whose disappearance becomes increasingly serious as time passes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720221549 +0000" stop="20260720224055 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 75: Have a Nice Weekend - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a series of robberies, an arson attempt and a violent argument.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224055 +0000" stop="20260720230556 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 105: Elegy for a Pig - S03E08</title>
    <desc>One of the finest episodes in the series' run, Malloy (who narrates this episode, Jack Webb-style) recalls the rainy night his previous on-duty partner was killed during a robbery. But Malloy's story goes much deeper, as he relates the life of the slain officer, confiding that the officer was more than just his partner, but a loyal and trusted best friend with a young family. Malloy also remembers how he met Reed and the early days of their relationship (before Malloy and Reed became a team). The opening and closing credits are shown over a black screen (in lieu of the usual sequences) without the music and with Jack Webb himself speaking, in apparent tribute to police officers who died in the line of duty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230556 +0000" stop="20260720233105 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 25: Indians - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The officers search for a suspect involved in a series of bombings and investigate a bar fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720233105 +0000" stop="20260720235614 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 135: Arson - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed encounter frustrating cases involving arson in the Rampart district, a family fight, and a dangerous mental patient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720235614 +0000" stop="20260721002123 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 96: Pilgrimage - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Christmas Eve brings mixed blessings for Officers Malloy and Reed when they have to arrest a sidewalk Santa Claus and launch a search for a small Indian child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002123 +0000" stop="20260721004632 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 85: Sign of the Twins - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed contend with an antagonistic robbery victim, a nerve-wracked mother and a unique zoning case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004632 +0000" stop="20260721011211 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 175: Con Artists - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed answer a string of calls about a family who swindle residents with phony home repairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011211 +0000" stop="20260721013747 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 115: Gang War - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Singer Trini Lopez portrays a Mexican-American priest who calls in police in hopes of preventing a needless teenage gang fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013747 +0000" stop="20260721020257 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 26: LEMRAS (Law Enforcement Manpower Resources Allocation System) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Two armed robbers take hostages in hopes of making a clean get away until Malloy and Reed thwart their plans. The officers then must contend with a group of burglaries committed by motorcycle riders. Computers help solve crimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721020257 +0000" stop="20260721022832 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 155: I.A.D. - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed search for an elusive bar girl who might be able to clear a fellow officer accused of blackmail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721022832 +0000" stop="20260721025406 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 66: The Vandals - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A simple traffic violation turns into a serious case and a teen-age girl proves to be too popular for her own good as Officers Malloy and Reed ride their beat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025406 +0000" stop="20260721031944 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 36: Man Between - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Officer Reed gets needled by Officer Ed Wells for having too much faith in his fellow man, as Reed and Malloy handle a variety of cases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031944 +0000" stop="20260721034521 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 165: Once a Cop - S03E19</title>
    <desc>A bitter ex-cop and a Hollywood starlet and her agent present some unusual problems for Officers Malloy and Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721034521 +0000" stop="20260721041058 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 76: Militants - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Two officers are shot down in ambush by members of a vocal black militant group. Complicating the matter is that both shooters are brothers of a friend of Officer Reed's, and the two disagree over the vigilantism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721041058 +0000" stop="20260721043639 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 164: The Poachers - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed capture a joy-rider in a police car, arrest a girl attempting forgery, and Reed even delivers a baby during their rounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721043639 +0000" stop="20260721050212 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 16: Child in Danger - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed interrupt a robbery in progress, worry about a possible child-beating case, and warn a heedless girl about driving alone in a dangerous area of town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721050212 +0000" stop="20260721052751 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 56: Vice Versa - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Officer Malloy overlooks renewing his driver's license and, much to his discomfort, has to temporarily turn over the driving of the squad car to Officer Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721052751 +0000" stop="20260721055332 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 106: Post Time - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A bewildered printer, an elderly retiree, and an unusual motorist create some special problems for Officers Malloy and Reed. Guest star: Morey Amsterdam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721055332 +0000" stop="20260721061906 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 88: Reason to Run - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed handle a burglary at a riding school owned by a former Western movie star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721061906 +0000" stop="20260721064446 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 125: Safe Job - S03E26</title>
    <desc>A safe cracker who gets into buildings without any evidence of forced entry baffles Officers Malloy and Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721064446 +0000" stop="20260721071008 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extortion - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate an extortion racket against a group of Jewish Holocaust survivors, with the owner of a dry cleaners willing to testify but others not out of fear of retribution. The officers return to handle the owner's panel truck being set ablaze and later the owner is physically assaulted. Malloy and Reed capture both suspects. Other incidents involved a robbery at a bar (the perps escaped initially, but are later captured after a shootout), and a drunk man owed back pay by a dockmaster threatens to dump his boat onto dry land from a crane unless he's paid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071008 +0000" stop="20260721073533 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Buff - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Police "buff" Jennings Thornton (a thorn in the side for Malloy and Reed) is back, and intervenes in a drunk driving case, runs down a shooter after a robbery (and nearly kills Reed), and finally is arrested for falsely arresting two men for stealing their own mag wheels. Another case involves a woman who stole an expensive ring from a store, leaving a cheap one in return; the suspect is found during a parking lot dispute and booked when a search found the ring on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073533 +0000" stop="20260721080055 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grandmother - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a robbery in a store run by a group of "grandmothers", who sell small homemade items, then later return the money. The suspect later robs an antique shop but is captured when he returns to the first store to attempt another robbery, and the officers purchase some items from the "grandmothers". Other incidents include a high-speed chase of three robbery suspects, who are captured with the help of Sgt. MacDonald, and a priest stopped for a traffic violation who wants to have a drug dealer arrested for selling him marijuana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719074032 +0000" stop="20260719080614 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719080614 +0000" stop="20260719083153 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719083153 +0000" stop="20260719085735 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719085735 +0000" stop="20260719092312 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719092312 +0000" stop="20260719094850 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719094850 +0000" stop="20260719101429 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101429 +0000" stop="20260719104008 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719104008 +0000" stop="20260719110535 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719110535 +0000" stop="20260719113043 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719113043 +0000" stop="20260719115622 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719115622 +0000" stop="20260719122202 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122202 +0000" stop="20260719124741 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719124741 +0000" stop="20260719131318 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719131318 +0000" stop="20260719133857 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133857 +0000" stop="20260719140436 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719140436 +0000" stop="20260719143013 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719143013 +0000" stop="20260719145452 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719145452 +0000" stop="20260719152030 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152030 +0000" stop="20260719154559 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154559 +0000" stop="20260719161128 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161128 +0000" stop="20260719163708 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719163708 +0000" stop="20260719170145 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170145 +0000" stop="20260719172726 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719172726 +0000" stop="20260719175305 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719175305 +0000" stop="20260719181844 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719181844 +0000" stop="20260719184424 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184424 +0000" stop="20260719191003 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191003 +0000" stop="20260719193544 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193544 +0000" stop="20260719200123 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719200123 +0000" stop="20260719202654 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719202654 +0000" stop="20260719205232 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719205232 +0000" stop="20260719211808 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719211808 +0000" stop="20260719214348 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719214348 +0000" stop="20260719220929 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719220929 +0000" stop="20260719223500 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719223500 +0000" stop="20260719230040 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230040 +0000" stop="20260719232620 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
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    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
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    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt arrives for a visit and settles into the attic. He's good at magic tricks, but restless.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family in Court - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Grandma's been telling fortunes as Madame Bovary, helped by Thing. She's even set up a tent in the living room. Morticia is appalled and wants her to stop. It's too late, though, as the police arrest her.</desc>
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    <title>Amnesia in the Addams Family - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gomez is juggling with his Indian clubs and hits himself on the head knocking himself unconscious. When he comes to, his personality has drastically changed.</desc>
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    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
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    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
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    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Favorite Charity - S01E29</title>
    <desc>There's a local charity auction being run by Mr Henson, and the Addams Family hears about it. He doesn't want their help, but they insist on donating items to it after Morticia complains that the attic is too full and needs cleaning out.</desc>
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    <title>Progress and the Addams Family - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Henson has now been made city Commissioner, and he condemns the Addams Family house to evict them and build a freeway in its place.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
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    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
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    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720121440 +0000" stop="20260720124017 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720124017 +0000" stop="20260720130556 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
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    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720142240 +0000" stop="20260720144748 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
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    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
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    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
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    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721045121 +0000" stop="20260721051701 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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    <title>Escape From the Citadel - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake follow the Lich to the Citadel, where Finn meets his long lost dad. But just how far does the apple fall from the tree?</desc>
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    <title>James II - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover that Clone James has been faking his own death to collect medals. Now there are 25 Jameses running amok!</desc>
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    <title>The Tower - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Finn doesn't like any of the new arms the princesses give him, so he builds a tower into space to find his dad and get his old arm back. But are his hopes up a little too high?</desc>
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    <title>Sad Face - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Once a month, while Jake's asleep, his tail stretches out of the tree house to go work as a clown in a traveling bug circus.</desc>
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    <title>Breezy - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With a friendly bee named "Breezy" as his wingman, Finn decides to get back into the dating game.</desc>
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    <title>Food Chain - S06E07</title>
    <desc>On a field trip to the Candy Kingdom Museum of Natural History, Finn and Jake learn about the food chain by becoming the food chain!</desc>
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    <title>Furniture &amp; Meat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Big money problems send Finn and Jake to Wildberry Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The Prince Who Wanted Everything - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The beautiful and sensitive Lumpy Space Prince flees his cruel parents to start a new life.</desc>
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    <title>Something Big - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum must rally her forces when the Candy Kingdom is rocked by a massive assault.</desc>
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    <title>Little Brother - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Shelby is thrust into a new role after a party-related accident.</desc>
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    <title>Ocarina - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Fed up with Jake's antics, his son Kim Kil Whan takes action.</desc>
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    <title>Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ice King and a band of misfit wizards go on a mystical road trip.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Day - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It's Princess Day in Ooo! You know what that means? Yep, LSP and Marceline team up to prank Breakfast Princess!</desc>
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    <title>Nemesis - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A shadowy figure named Peace Master targets the Candy Kingdom elite.</desc>
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    <title>Joshua &amp; Margaret Investigations - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake's parents hunt an unearthly menace in the woods.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Fly - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jake and the tree house are haunted by a vengeful specter.</desc>
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    <title>Everything's Jake - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Jake finds himself trapped in a world made of himself.</desc>
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    <title>Is That You? - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Following an ally's memorial service, Jake begins acting strangely.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Brick - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jake wants to fulfill a bizarre lifelong ambition.</desc>
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    <title>Dentist - S06E21</title>
    <desc>When Finn's toothache gets too much to take, he has no choice but to go see dentist.</desc>
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    <title>The Cooler - S06E22</title>
    <desc>The Fire Kingdom is struck by a natural disaster and the Flame Princess seeks help from an unlikely ally.</desc>
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    <title>The Pajama War - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A Candy Kingdom slumber party devolves into panic when Finn and Princess Bubblegum vanish.</desc>
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    <title>Evergreen - S06E24</title>
    <desc>In a distant age, the wizard Evergreen quests to save the world.</desc>
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    <title>Astral Plane - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has an out-of-body experience that takes him all over Ooo and beyond.</desc>
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    <title>Gold Stars - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig's child, Sweet P, runs into trouble on his first day of school.</desc>
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    <title>The Visitor - S06E27</title>
    <desc>A vision leads Finn to a friendly civilization and a mysterious crash site.</desc>
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    <title>The Mountain - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Lemongrab and Finn go on an expedition through the Mountain of Matthew.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Purple - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong and her allies infiltrate the mysterious Super Porp factory.</desc>
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    <title>The Diary - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV discovers a lost diary and sets out to solve a decades-old mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Walnuts &amp; Rain - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble into two different holes and meet two different fates.</desc>
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    <title>Friends Forever - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Ice King has a plan to form a perfect circle of confidants.</desc>
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    <title>Jermaine - S06E33</title>
    <desc>After a chilling dream encounter, Finn &amp; Jake are determined to reconnect with their reclusive brother.</desc>
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    <title>Chips and Ice Cream - S06E34</title>
    <desc>BMO’s favorite artists find a new home in the treehouse</desc>
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    <title>Graybles 1000+ - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Marooned on an alien world, Cuber must rely on his bag of Graybles to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Hoots - S06E36</title>
    <desc>A charismatic stranger in Finn's dream leads Cosmic Owl to shirk his duties.</desc>
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    <title>Water Park Prank - S06E37</title>
    <desc>After rescuing Princess Orangutan from Daddy-sad-heads, Finn and Jake head to a post-apocalyptic water park for a day of fun.</desc>
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    <title>You Forgot Your Floaties - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake storm Magic Man's house to rescue his new apprentice.</desc>
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    <title>Be Sweet - S06E39</title>
    <desc>A fed up Lumpy Space Princess leaves the woods for a glamorous career in babysitting.</desc>
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    <title>Orgalorg - S06E40</title>
    <desc>After a walrus race accident, Gunther starts to experience strange visions.</desc>
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    <title>On the Lam - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Finn's dad Martin the Human fights for freedom on a strange new planet!</desc>
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    <title>Hot Diggity Doom - S06E42</title>
    <desc>It's election day in the Candy Kingdom but Princess Bubblegum's attention is diverted by a mysterious presence in the sky.</desc>
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    <title>The Comet - S06E43</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Orgalorg converge with the comet and meet their destiny.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnie and Neddy - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Under orders from the King of Ooo, Finn and Jake discover one of Ooo's greatest secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Varmints - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Bubblegum turns to Marceline for help when something threatens the citizens of her homestead.</desc>
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    <title>Cherry Cream Soda - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a visitor causes Cherry Cream Soda's life to fall flat.</desc>
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    <title>Mama Said - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The loyalty of Finn and Jake comes into question when the King of Ooo orders them to intercept a flying mushroom.</desc>
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    <title>Football - S07E05</title>
    <desc>BMO and Football decide upon a deal, but one of them cannot keep up their end of the bargain.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Marceline the Vampire Queen (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake hunt a shadowy predator and Marceline asks Princess Bubblegum for a favor.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Everything Stays (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Marceline looks back on her life on her last day.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Vamps About (3) - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Old foes surface from Marceline's past.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: The Empress Eyes (4) - S07E09</title>
    <desc>An old adversary targets the Ice Kingdom and Marceline has to save Simon.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: May I Come In? (5) - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The gang search for Vamps.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Take Her Back (6) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum searches for a cure for Marceline and Finn and Jake battle a vamp.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Checkmate (7) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Marceline's archenemy visits and makes an odd proposal right before battle.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: The Dark Cloud (8) - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The final confrontation begins.</desc>
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    <title>The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (1) / The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (2) - S07E14</title>
    <desc>It's BMO's birthday, and he gets to have his creator MO pay him a visit. Mo gives BMO a solo quest to go the factory and back. / BMO learns that all the others MO have been merged into 1 giant being, and of the brother he never knew he had.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Showers - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Viola tries to get a part in LSP's play, but gets made into LSP's personal assistant instead.</desc>
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    <title>Angel Face - S07E17</title>
    <desc>BMO convinces his friends to join him in a live action cowboy role-playing game.</desc>
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    <title>President Porpoise is Missing! - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to track down President Porpoise before Vice President Blowfish takes over.</desc>
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    <title>Blank-Eyed Girl - S07E19</title>
    <desc>One very spooky night, Finn and Jake come face-to-face with an urban myth.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Jubies - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, LSP and BMO seek shelter as they contend with some deadly weather.</desc>
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    <title>King's Ransom - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Ice King suffers a heartbreaking loss and it's up to Finn and Jake to find the culprit.</desc>
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    <title>Scamps - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Finn takes a group of at-risk Candy Kingdom youth on a camping trip they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Crossover - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake crossover into Farmworld Finn's dimension.</desc>
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    <title>The Hall of Egress - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Trapped and alone, Finn must unravel the riddle of the weird cave with no exit.</desc>
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    <title>Flute Spell - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has secret meetings with a powerful wizard.</desc>
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    <title>The Thin Yellow Line - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake infiltrate the Banana Guard ranks and stumble upon a conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>Broke His Crown - S08E01</title>
    <desc>When Ice King's magic crown goes haywire, Finn and Jake resort to extreme measures to help him.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Look - S08E02</title>
    <desc>At the top of Dead Mountain, Jake discovers a treasure that comes with a terrible price.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond the Grotto - S08E03</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a runaway Sea Lord, Finn and Jake are led down a whirlpool into a curious new land.</desc>
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    <title>Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV finds a hidden box and draws the attention of a super cool Rainicorn named Leigh.</desc>
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    <title>I Am a Sword - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Finn starts having guilt nightmares about his missing Finn Swords… but are the nightmares real?</desc>
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    <title>Bun Bun - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a special delivery for Cinnamon Bun to the Fire Kingdom but it may come with a dangerous cost.</desc>
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    <title>Normal Man - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Normal Man asks for Finn and Jake's help to rescue his brother.</desc>
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    <title>Elemental - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King digs up an item buried underneath the Ice Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Five Short Tables - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Fionna and Cake go on a cooking adventure to take Cake's art to a new level.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Hole - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Finn hears a mysterious song while judging a Battle of the Bands.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy-Daughter Card Wars - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Jake needs his daughter's help in an underground Card Wars tourney to move on from his embarrassing past.</desc>
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    <title>Preboot - S08E12</title>
    <desc>During an excavation of human artifacts, Finn, Jake, and Susan are greeted by a mysterious new stranger who may hold the key to the past.</desc>
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    <title>Reboot - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on one of the fiercest enemies they've faced when a powerful ally goes rogue.</desc>
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    <title>Two Swords - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake contend with a mysterious, but familiar, new being.</desc>
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    <title>Do No Harm - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Finn makes amends at the Candy Hospital while Jake tries to connect with their unexpected houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>Wheels - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Kim Kil Whan is worried about his daughter's future and asks Jake for some parental advice.</desc>
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    <title>High Strangeness - S08E17</title>
    <desc>An otherworldly encounter puts Tree Trunks on the trail of a conspiracy in the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Horse and Ball - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When disaster befalls James Baxter, it's up to Finn and Jake to help him pick up the pieces.</desc>
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    <title>Jelly Beans Have Power - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum's scientific mind must wrestle with her Elemental magic potential when she's faced with a Crystal Entity.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: The Invitation (1) - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious craft invades Ooo and Finn believes it may hold the secrets to his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Whipple the Happy Dragon (2) - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Susan set sail on a ocean voyage full of wonders and danger.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Mysterious Island (3) - S08E22</title>
    <desc>After waking up alone and shipwrecked, Finn investigates a bizarre island in search of his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Imaginary Resources (4) - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake travel to a land where reality has been redesigned and improved.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Hide and Seek (5) - S08E24</title>
    <desc>While exploring some futuristic ruins, Susan sees glimpses of a familiar girl.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Min &amp; Marty (6) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>An unexpected revelation from Susan leads Finn closer to answers about his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Helpers (7) - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends journey to a last refuge called Founders Island.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: The Light Cloud (8) - S08E27</title>
    <desc>Finn confronts the power behind Founders Island, but will he ever return home to Ooo?</desc>
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    <title>Orb - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO take a nap. A mysterious black orb in the sky begins to subject the three to strange dreams that quickly become nightmarish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720022844 +0000" stop="20260720024012 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Skyhooks (1) - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO return to Ooo and discover that the entire kingdom has been drastically transformed.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Bespoken For (2) - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ice King explains what happened while Finn and Jake were away.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Winter Light (3) - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Ice King travel to the Ice World and break through the large ice dome covering the center of the land.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Cloudy (4) - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jake tucks him and himself into a cloud.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Slime Central (5) - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake arrive in Slime Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Happy Warrior (6) - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Finn, Lumpy Space Princess, and Gunter arrive in Fire Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Hero Heart (7) - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess chases Finn. Ice King and Betty try to intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Skyhooks II (8) - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ice King accidentally causes Betty to get transported to Mars. Lumpy Space Princess rescues Finn.</desc>
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    <title>Abstract - S09E10</title>
    <desc>After Jake has a bizarre dream about Jermaine painting abstract art, he decides to go look for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ketchup - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Marceline is unexpectedly visited by BMO, and asks BMO to download a USB drive.</desc>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake and Fionna - S09E12</title>
    <desc>At a Fionna and Cake book reading by Ice King, an old woman claiming to be Fionna arrives with a tape of an early Fionna and Cake adventure. Ice King is enamored and invites her to stay with him.</desc>
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    <title>Whispers - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Fern encounter Sweet P, who was running away from home after having a nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Three Buckets - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Fern reveals his ability to change his appearance to look just like Finn. Impressed, Finn joins Fern to a dungeon hidden away in a mountain.</desc>
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    <title>The Wild Hunt - S10E01</title>
    <desc>A fierce creature is terrorizing the Candy Kingdom but before Finn can slay the beast, he must first overcome a guilty conscience.</desc>
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    <title>Always BMO Closing - S10E02</title>
    <desc>BMO and Ice King hit the road as door to door salesmen and stumble upon an irresistible opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>Son of Rap Bear - S10E03</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess is coaxed into a high stakes battle against the indomitable Son of Rap Bear, Finn must help her search for a new strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnibel Bubblegum - S10E04</title>
    <desc>A long lost artifact causes Princess Bubblegum to harken back to the creation of the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Seventeen - S10E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious knight crashes Finn's birthday bash and presents him with a dangerous gift.</desc>
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    <title>Ring of Fire - S10E06</title>
    <desc>When an old flame comes calling on urgent business, Tree Trunks reconsiders both her wild past and her tranquil present.</desc>
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    <title>Marcy &amp; Hunson - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Hunson Abadeer returns to Ooo to bond with his daughter Marceline, but will he be able to prove he's changed his soul-sucking ways?</desc>
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    <title>The First Investigation - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are tasked with investigating reports of a haunting at Joshua and Margaret's old office.</desc>
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    <title>Blenanas - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Finn's latest literary work meets with only derision, so he sets out to prove all the naysayers wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Starchild - S10E10</title>
    <desc>In order to fulfill his grand destiny, Jake is spirited away by a strangely familiar shape-shifting alien.</desc>
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    <title>Temple of Mars - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Searching for answers on Mars, Finn and Jermaine discover that they must first survive a cunning Martian mental trap.</desc>
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    <title>Gumbaldia - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake, as ambassadors of the Candy Kingdom, travel to a powerful new city-state in a last ditch effort to stave off war.</desc>
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    <title>Come Along With Me - S10E13</title>
    <desc>BMO narrates the Great Gum War in which Princess Bubblegum, Finn, Jake, Lady Rainicorn, Marceline, Flame Princess, Lemongrab, Huntress Wizard and Lumpy Space Princess band together to battle Gumbald and his army.</desc>
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    <title>Slumber Party Panic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Princess Bubblegum must protect the Candy Kingdom from a horde of candy zombies they accidentally created.</desc>
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    <title>Trouble in Lumpy Space - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Finn must travel to Lumpy Space to find a cure that will save Jake, who was accidentally bitten by Lumpy Space Princess at a tea party.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoners of Love - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When the Ice King kidnaps a number of princesses he sees as potential brides, Finn and Jake team with the prisoners to set everybody free.</desc>
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    <title>Tree Trunks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake join Tree Trunks in search for the rare Crystal Gem Apple, but question whether Tree Trunks has what it takes to adventure.</desc>
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    <title>The Enchiridion! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go on a quest for a magical book that would prove them worthy of being righteous heroes.</desc>
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    <title>The Jiggler - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A jiggly creature attracted by Finn's auto-tuned singing follows Finn and Jake home but soon feels ill effects of separation from its family.</desc>
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    <title>Ricardio the Heart Guy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a Heart Guy named Ricardio comes to Candy Kingdom, Finn gets really jealous and finds a way to get him out of the Land of Ooo.</desc>
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    <title>Business Time - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Finn and Jake discover a group of businessmen frozen in an iceberg, the duo thaws them and hires them to help with their adventures.</desc>
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    <title>My Two Favorite People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jake's plan to spend time with both Lady Rainicorn and Finn backfires.</desc>
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    <title>Memories of Boom Boom Mountain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Finn reflects on an upsetting experience in his past and pledges to help everyone in town, but this proves more difficult than imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Wizard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake temporarily get magic powers from an evil wizard, but are tricked into helping stop a comet.</desc>
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    <title>Evicted! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake search the land of Ooo for a new home after Marceline claims the duo's treehouse as her own.</desc>
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    <title>City of Thieves - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go off to face a thief king who has been stealing from little girls.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch's Garden - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake consider breaking up after a witch strips Jake of his powers.</desc>
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    <title>What is Life? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a pie-throwing robot to life, but the machine begins to long for a more fulfilling existence.</desc>
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    <title>Ocean of Fear - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Finn struggles to overcome his fear of the ocean.</desc>
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    <title>When Wedding Bells Thaw - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Ice King gets married but not before he convinces Finn and Jake to throw him a manlorette party.</desc>
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    <title>Dungeon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Finn's headstrong decision to explore a dungeon in defiance of Jake's warnings leads to a dangerous escapade.</desc>
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    <title>The Duke - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Finn must tell the truth when he accidentally turns Princess Bubblegum bald and green and blames the Duke of Nuts.</desc>
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    <title>Freak City - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After being transformed into a foot, Finn joins forces with a band of misfits to make things right.</desc>
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    <title>Donny - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to help an obnoxious grass ogre named Donny develop better social skills, only to find out Donny's jerky behavior protects the house people from the why-wolves, which eat the house people.</desc>
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    <title>Henchman - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After seeing Marceline the vampire queen torment an elderly henchman, Finn steps in to be her new henchman, doing whatever he is told to do.</desc>
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    <title>Rainy Day Daydream - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Stuck inside the treehouse due to a knife storm, Finn and Jake use their imagination to pass the time.</desc>
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    <title>What Have You Done? - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake capture the Ice King as their prisoner, but feel guilty when unable to explain the wrongs he committed.</desc>
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    <title>His Hero - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The great warrior Billy inspires Finn and Jake to practice nonviolence, but the duo finds it difficult to resist old ways.</desc>
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    <title>Gut Grinder - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When the Fluffy People's gold has been devoured by a culprit only known as "The Gut Grinder", Finn and Jake team up to find him with his tracks.</desc>
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    <title>It Came from the Nightosphere - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marceline's evil father goes on a soul-sucking rampage after Finn and Marceline accidentally release him from the Nightosphere.</desc>
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    <title>The Eyes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to rid themselves of a weird horse that creeps them out.</desc>
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    <title>Loyalty to the King - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are excited to meet the Nice King who has come to Ooo. They soon realize that he looks suspiciously like someone else they know; the Ice King.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Under the Skin - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets a splinter on his finger, he wants to get the best armor. In order to receive it, he must go on a quest to get the Magical Armor of Zelderon and survive one embarrassing situation after another.</desc>
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    <title>Storytelling - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jake is sick and demands to hear a good story full of romance, fighting and suspense.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake agree to help a snail named Snorlock find a girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Power Animal - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Finn is captured by gnomes who want to use his energy to power their infernal machines, and it's up to Jake to stay focused and rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Crystals Have Power - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jake takes a pledge of nonviolence just before Finn is kidnapped by outlaws from the crystalline dimension.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Tarts - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Finn choses to cross the Desert of Doom to deliver the royal tarts to the annual back rubbing ceremony.</desc>
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    <title>To Cut a Woman's Hair - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A tree witch demands a lock of princess hair else Jake will be sucked into her bottomless bottom.</desc>
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    <title>The Chamber of Frozen Blades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Whilst the Ice King goes out to take Gunther to the hospital, Finn and Jake decide to sneak inside his lair and flex their ninja skills.</desc>
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    <title>Her Parents - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn is in danger when he promises to meet with her parents, as both species had a long history of war with each other. However, thanks to Jake's shape-shifting powers, they mistake the dog as one of their own, but for how long?</desc>
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    <title>The Pods - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover a box containing three beans. Planting them causes three pods to grow. Two of them are good and one is evil, but which is which?</desc>
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    <title>The Silent King - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After defeating a evil king of goblins, Finn finds himself crowned as their new king. Unfortunately, he's unable to do anything for them due to the rules of the previous king including defending the goblins from the previous king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720155350 +0000" stop="20260720160538 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real You - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Finn has to give a speech at Princess Bubblegum's science barbecue and seeks a quick fix to make himself smarter.</desc>
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    <title>Guardians of Sunshine - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake get sucked into one of BMO's games and they have to defeat all three of his bosses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720161725 +0000" stop="20260720162913 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death in Bloom - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After killing Princess Bubblegum's plant when left to take care of it, Finn and Jake make a trip to the Land of the Dead in order to get its soul back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720162913 +0000" stop="20260720164100 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susan Strong - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Finn is excited to discover what appears to be a tribe of humans living underground near the Candy Kingdom, but gets more than he expected when he tries to teach one of them about the surface world.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery Train - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wanting to surprise Finn on his birthday, Jake takes Finn on a train, where they get wrapped up in a murder mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720165246 +0000" stop="20260720170432 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go with Me - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Marceline and Jake give Finn advice so he can ask Princess Bubblegum to see a movie with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720170432 +0000" stop="20260720171618 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly of the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>In order to cure the stomach ache of a giant, Finn and Jake must break up a party happening in his belly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720171618 +0000" stop="20260720172806 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Limit - S02E22</title>
    <desc>On a mission to save soldiers of the Hot Dog Princess, Finn and Jake go inside a massive maze where wishes can be granted and where Jake's stretching powers are pushed to their limits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720172806 +0000" stop="20260720173949 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Videomakers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering government warnings prior to movies for their film club, Finn and Jake decide to make their own, but get into a fight over the direction of their film.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720173949 +0000" stop="20260720175136 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Folly - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must go on a quest to find the Lich King (originally sealed away by Billy), while the Ice King pesters them for permission to date Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720175136 +0000" stop="20260720180324 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Recoil - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Princess isn't feeling well and Jake starts to worry something might be wrong with her.. The Ice King is anxious to help, but does Finn trust him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720180324 +0000" stop="20260720181511 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heat Signature - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Marceline plays a prank on Finn and Jake by making them believe they're vampires, but it nearly goes too far when they're manipulated by her ghost friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720181511 +0000" stop="20260720182657 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conquest of Cuteness - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must defend their home from the Cuties, a tiny race who believe themselves to be evil, destructive invaders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720182657 +0000" stop="20260720183845 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morituri te Salutamus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The duo choose to partake in gladiatorial combat against the Fight King's ghost warriors, but Finn succumbs to bloodlust while Jake becomes obsessed in keeping a cool morale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720183845 +0000" stop="20260720185032 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memory of a Memory - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter Marceline's mind to awaken her from a sleep spell she had cast on herself, without knowing that they are being tricked by a person from her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720185032 +0000" stop="20260720190220 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The grounded Ice King hires a fire-manipulating hitman to attack Finn and Jake, without realizing the potentially deadly consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720190220 +0000" stop="20260720191408 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Young - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Earl of Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom due to Princess Bubblegum's age regression, forcing her and Finn to try and get rid of him even if it means a life-altering decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720191408 +0000" stop="20260720192554 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The king and queen of Lumpy Space ask Finn and Jake to bring their daughter back home. At the same time, they attempt to stop a "monster" from destroying a village.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720192554 +0000" stop="20260720193742 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Still - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are literally unable to move and are at the mercy of the Ice King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720193742 +0000" stop="20260720194927 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard Battle - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter a competition for wizards in disguise so they can prevent Ice King from winning the grand prize: a kiss from Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720194927 +0000" stop="20260720200116 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fionna and Cake - S03E09</title>
    <desc>In this gender-swapped episode, Fionna and Cake must battle the evil Ice Queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720200116 +0000" stop="20260720201259 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Was Missing - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends must come together as a genuine band in order to open the gate of the Door Lord and get back their taken items.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720201259 +0000" stop="20260720202446 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apple Thief - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Tree Trunks's apples go missing, she, Finn and Jake descend into the dark side of the Candy Kingdom in order to find the thief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720202446 +0000" stop="20260720203634 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creeps - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake receive an invitation to a masquerade dinner. It turns into a whodunit as guests start to meet their demise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720203634 +0000" stop="20260720204821 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Bad to Worse - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When another plague of Candy Zombies arises and Princess Bubblegum is among the undead, Finn and his friends are in a race against time to figure out how to stop it...without making things even worse!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720204821 +0000" stop="20260720210004 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beautopia - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong asks Finn and Jake to help fight off the Glub Glubs in the sewers below to regain her people's home in Beautopia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720210004 +0000" stop="20260720211148 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No One Can Hear You - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Finn awakens after an accident to find the Candy Kingdom citizens mysteriously gone and Jake acting crazier than usual.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720211148 +0000" stop="20260720212334 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake vs. Me-Mow - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on a request to protect Wildberry Princess from an unknown assassin. The assassin turns out to be a tiny cat assassin called Me-Mow, who ends up bribing Jake by poisoning him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720212334 +0000" stop="20260720213521 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Snow Golem visits the Fire Kingdom and finds an unlikely follower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720213521 +0000" stop="20260720214708 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Frontier - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jake dreams about his death, and Finn takes action when events from the dream start to come true.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720214708 +0000" stop="20260720215857 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake find the Ice King's video diary and have a chance to unearth his secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720215857 +0000" stop="20260720221044 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Ice King summons an army of snowmen to recover the secret tapes Finn and Jake are watching. They must work against the clock to find out the secrets enclosed within.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720221044 +0000" stop="20260720222231 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marceline's Closet - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Cloud Hunt in Marceline's house, but they get trapped in her closet after she comes home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720222231 +0000" stop="20260720223419 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paper Pete - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Library books seek help from Finn and Jake to save them from the evil Moldari.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720223419 +0000" stop="20260720224603 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Way - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cyclops tears may heal Finn and Jake's broken toes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720224603 +0000" stop="20260720225748 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Princess - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play detective and try to solve Ghost Princess' murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720225748 +0000" stop="20260720230934 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad's Dungeon - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Jake's dad presents a strange challenge to the guys when he appears to them in a holographic message, telling them about a dungeon he made for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720230934 +0000" stop="20260720232122 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incendium - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Jake embarks on a solo mission to help a broken-hearted Finn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720232122 +0000" stop="20260720233308 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot to the Touch - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Finn develops a crush on Flame Princess and tries to get to know her, which proves difficult due to her destructive power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720233308 +0000" stop="20260720234454 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Short Graybles - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Follow as 5 stories intertwine together, can you find the connection?</desc>
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    <title>Web Weirdos - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets trapped in a giant spider web, he ends up playing marriage counselor to a couple of grumpy arachnids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720235636 +0000" stop="20260721000819 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream of Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks is courted by an oinking suitor, but much to Jake’s dismay, this interferes with her baking habits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721000819 +0000" stop="20260721002005 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to the Nightosphere - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Marceline’s dad banishes Finn and Jake to the Nightosphere, and it stinks. Literally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721002005 +0000" stop="20260721003152 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Little Monster - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to rescue Marceline and find out what's making her behave so strangely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721003152 +0000" stop="20260721004339 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Your Footsteps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A bear cozies up to the guys, but his true intentions may be hidden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721004339 +0000" stop="20260721005521 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hug Wolf - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Finn goes through a transformation after a run-in with a hug wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721005521 +0000" stop="20260721010708 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Monster Wife - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Princesses lose body parts under mysterious circumstances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721010708 +0000" stop="20260721011855 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goliad - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Battling with her new realization of her own mortality, in a sleep deprived state Princess bubblegum creates her own heir to the throne. After meeting the heir, Finn and Jake decide to teach her the ways of the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721011855 +0000" stop="20260721013042 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond This Earthly Realm - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Finn finds a porcelain lamb, it transports him into the spirit world and only the Ice King can help get him out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721013042 +0000" stop="20260721014229 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotcha! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>In order to do research for her tell-all memoir about men, Lumpy Space Princess goes undercover working for Finn and Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721014229 +0000" stop="20260721015410 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Cookie - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are called to solve a Candy Kingdom hostage crisis when a rogue cookie takes over.</desc>
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    <title>Card Wars - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Card Quest, an epic game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721020555 +0000" stop="20260721021742 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons of Mars - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Magic man has most of his power taken from him by his brother, in a fit of desperation, he swaps the way Jake and Himself look.

Magic Mans brother takes Jake to Mars for punishment,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721021742 +0000" stop="20260721022929 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Low - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum may be jealous when Finn start hanging out with Flame Princess.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721022929 +0000" stop="20260721024116 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Noire - S04E17</title>
    <desc>BMO tries to find Finn's sock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721024116 +0000" stop="20260721025303 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Worm - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Finn has a vivid dream that may be more than it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721025303 +0000" stop="20260721030448 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady &amp; Peebles - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum and Lady Rainicorn look for Finn and Jake, who are missing after a run-in with the Ice King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721030448 +0000" stop="20260721031635 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Made Me - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When a creepy sleep-peeping Lemongrab upsets Princess Bubblegum with his creepy ways, Finn and Jake need to tend to some issues in the Outer Realm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721031635 +0000" stop="20260721032822 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Would Win - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The guys challenge a monster to a fight but end up battling each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721032822 +0000" stop="20260721034009 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ignition Point - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake sneak into the Fire Kingdom to retrieve Fire Princess' scented candles and overhear a plot to assassinate the king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721034009 +0000" stop="20260721035157 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hard Easy - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Frog People seek protection from an evil lizard who's attacking their swamp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721035157 +0000" stop="20260721040344 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Gunters - S04E24</title>
    <desc>The Gunters cause chaos in Ooo</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721040344 +0000" stop="20260721041531 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Remember You - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Ice King and Marceline bond over song and memories.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721041531 +0000" stop="20260721042716 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lich - S04E26</title>
    <desc>A visit from the Lich King sheds light on Ooo's secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721042716 +0000" stop="20260721043902 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finn the Human - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721043902 +0000" stop="20260721045049 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dog - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Part 3 of a three-part episode. Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721045049 +0000" stop="20260721050235 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five More Short Graybles - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories all centered around a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721050235 +0000" stop="20260721051420 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up a Tree - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The guys' game of catch goes awry when their throwing disc is lodged in a large tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721051420 +0000" stop="20260721052606 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Little People - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Finn receives a bag full of miniature versions of his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721052606 +0000" stop="20260721053753 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dad - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jake's a daddy, but being a father and keeping his rainicorn pups from killing themselves or each other is a lot harder than he imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Davey - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Finn creates an alter ego, Davey. Davey soon begins to take over, and Jake is forced into action to get his old friend back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721054939 +0000" stop="20260721060126 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Dungeon - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King, NEPTR, Tree Trunks, Shelby, and Lemongrab are trapped inside a mysterious dungeon and must work together to free themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060126 +0000" stop="20260721061313 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Your Fault - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum sends Finn and Jake to investigate a message of distress from the Earls of Lemongrab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721061313 +0000" stop="20260721062500 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Dude - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Finn's hat comes to life and becomes evil after it is touched by a wizard. Finn, Jake, and the wizard track the hat down, and manage to turn the hat good.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Little Boy - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The princesses tire of Ice King’s crazy Fionna-and-Cake fan-fiction stories, so Marceline stops by the Ice Kingdom to show him how to properly write a story.</desc>
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    <title>Vault of Bones - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess begins to doubt her evilness, Finn insists she is not evil and takes her on a journey into a dungeon to help her sort out her thoughts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721064835 +0000" stop="20260721070022 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Bird Man - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Xergiok, the former Goblin king who was deposed by Finn and Jake claims to have turned over a new leaf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721070022 +0000" stop="20260721071208 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon &amp; Marcy - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A look at what Ice King and Marceline were like 996 years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721071208 +0000" stop="20260721072354 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glitch is a Glitch - S05E15</title>
    <desc>The Ice King creates a computer virus that will delete everyone in Ooo except for him and Princess Bubblegum. Finn and Jake hack into the universal source code to destroy the virus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721072354 +0000" stop="20260721073541 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puhoy - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Finn dreams he is in a pillow world where he marries a pillow woman  and has two children with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721073541 +0000" stop="20260721074727 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Lost - S05E17</title>
    <desc>BMO makes his way home after being snatched by an eagle. On its way, BMO meets Bubble and a baby, and the three decide to journey home together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721074727 +0000" stop="20260721075913 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Potluck - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Ice King gets super jealous when he finds out that he wasn't invited to the Princess Potluck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721075913 +0000" stop="20260721081100 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James Baxter the Horse - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble across a horse named James Baxter who has the ability to make sad people feel better.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073914 +0000" stop="20260719080305 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719080305 +0000" stop="20260719082709 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719082709 +0000" stop="20260719085102 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719085102 +0000" stop="20260719091454 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719091454 +0000" stop="20260719093845 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719093845 +0000" stop="20260719100232 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719100232 +0000" stop="20260719102625 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719102625 +0000" stop="20260719105018 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719105018 +0000" stop="20260719111415 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719111415 +0000" stop="20260719113809 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719113809 +0000" stop="20260719120201 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719120201 +0000" stop="20260719122554 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719122554 +0000" stop="20260719124953 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719124953 +0000" stop="20260719131348 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719131348 +0000" stop="20260719133741 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133741 +0000" stop="20260719140134 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719140134 +0000" stop="20260719142528 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719142528 +0000" stop="20260719144919 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719144919 +0000" stop="20260719151310 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719151310 +0000" stop="20260719153713 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719153713 +0000" stop="20260719160106 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719160106 +0000" stop="20260719162501 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719162501 +0000" stop="20260719164905 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719164905 +0000" stop="20260719171211 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719171211 +0000" stop="20260719173515 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719173515 +0000" stop="20260719175724 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719175724 +0000" stop="20260719182030 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719182030 +0000" stop="20260719184240 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719184240 +0000" stop="20260719190447 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719190447 +0000" stop="20260719192751 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719192751 +0000" stop="20260719195056 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719195056 +0000" stop="20260719201300 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719201300 +0000" stop="20260719203506 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203506 +0000" stop="20260719205701 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719205701 +0000" stop="20260719211905 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211905 +0000" stop="20260719214108 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719214108 +0000" stop="20260719220411 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719220411 +0000" stop="20260719222616 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719222616 +0000" stop="20260719224818 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719224818 +0000" stop="20260719231023 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719231023 +0000" stop="20260719233224 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719233224 +0000" stop="20260719235428 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719235428 +0000" stop="20260720001629 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720001629 +0000" stop="20260720003829 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720003829 +0000" stop="20260720010029 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720010029 +0000" stop="20260720012239 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720012239 +0000" stop="20260720014440 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720014440 +0000" stop="20260720020645 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720020645 +0000" stop="20260720022849 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720022849 +0000" stop="20260720025240 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720025240 +0000" stop="20260720031634 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720031634 +0000" stop="20260720034029 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720034029 +0000" stop="20260720040420 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040420 +0000" stop="20260720042825 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720042825 +0000" stop="20260720045217 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720045217 +0000" stop="20260720051610 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051610 +0000" stop="20260720054001 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720054001 +0000" stop="20260720060347 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060347 +0000" stop="20260720062740 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720062740 +0000" stop="20260720065134 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065134 +0000" stop="20260720071531 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071531 +0000" stop="20260720073925 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073925 +0000" stop="20260720080316 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080316 +0000" stop="20260720082709 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720082709 +0000" stop="20260720085109 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720085109 +0000" stop="20260720091503 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
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    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720100249 +0000" stop="20260720102643 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720102643 +0000" stop="20260720105034 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720105034 +0000" stop="20260720111425 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720111425 +0000" stop="20260720113828 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720113828 +0000" stop="20260720120222 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720120222 +0000" stop="20260720122617 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720122617 +0000" stop="20260720125020 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720125020 +0000" stop="20260720131326 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131326 +0000" stop="20260720133631 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720133631 +0000" stop="20260720135840 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720135840 +0000" stop="20260720142145 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720142145 +0000" stop="20260720144356 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144356 +0000" stop="20260720150602 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720150602 +0000" stop="20260720152907 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720152907 +0000" stop="20260720155212 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720155212 +0000" stop="20260720161415 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720161415 +0000" stop="20260720163621 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720163621 +0000" stop="20260720165816 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720165816 +0000" stop="20260720172020 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720172020 +0000" stop="20260720174224 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720174224 +0000" stop="20260720180527 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720180527 +0000" stop="20260720182731 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720182731 +0000" stop="20260720184933 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720184933 +0000" stop="20260720191138 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720191138 +0000" stop="20260720193339 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720193339 +0000" stop="20260720195544 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720195544 +0000" stop="20260720201745 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720201745 +0000" stop="20260720203945 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720203945 +0000" stop="20260720210144 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720210144 +0000" stop="20260720212354 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720212354 +0000" stop="20260720214556 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720214556 +0000" stop="20260720220800 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720220800 +0000" stop="20260720223004 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720223004 +0000" stop="20260720225356 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720225356 +0000" stop="20260720231749 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720231749 +0000" stop="20260720234145 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234145 +0000" stop="20260721000536 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721000536 +0000" stop="20260721002940 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721002940 +0000" stop="20260721005332 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721005332 +0000" stop="20260721011725 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721011725 +0000" stop="20260721014116 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721014116 +0000" stop="20260721020503 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721020503 +0000" stop="20260721022856 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721022856 +0000" stop="20260721025249 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025249 +0000" stop="20260721031646 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721031646 +0000" stop="20260721034040 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721034040 +0000" stop="20260721040432 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721040432 +0000" stop="20260721042825 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721042825 +0000" stop="20260721045224 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721045224 +0000" stop="20260721051619 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721051619 +0000" stop="20260721054012 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721054012 +0000" stop="20260721060404 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060404 +0000" stop="20260721062758 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721062758 +0000" stop="20260721065150 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721065150 +0000" stop="20260721071541 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071541 +0000" stop="20260721073944 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073944 +0000" stop="20260721080337 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075535 +0000" stop="20260719081829 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cubbi leans to fly and lands the Gummies in trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719081829 +0000" stop="20260719084118 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn steals a Gummi submarine and Tummi earns some respect by foiling Duke Igthorn's plans</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719084118 +0000" stop="20260719090422 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719090422 +0000" stop="20260719092722 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sunni learns the importance of keeping Gummi traditions when a giant reawakens thanks to her carelessness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719092722 +0000" stop="20260719095022 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719095022 +0000" stop="20260719101324 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719101324 +0000" stop="20260719103627 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719103627 +0000" stop="20260719105930 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tummi fights a battle with his own self control when Duke Igthorn temps him with food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719105930 +0000" stop="20260719112232 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
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    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
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    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120836 +0000" stop="20260719123129 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719123129 +0000" stop="20260719124308 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719124308 +0000" stop="20260719130549 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719130549 +0000" stop="20260719131656 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719131656 +0000" stop="20260719133935 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
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    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
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    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719145858 +0000" stop="20260719152137 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
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    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
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    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
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    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719170337 +0000" stop="20260719172621 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi Trouble - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Igthorn gets a love potion to put on Lady Bane. The potion gets mixed up when he tries to use it. Tummi falls for Lady Bane &amp; Lady Bane falls for Toadie!</desc>
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    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Gregor and Jean-Claude have a war summit while Sunni helps Calla make peace with princess Marrie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719183416 +0000" stop="20260719185654 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn captures all of the Fan tailed Zephyrs and Grammi leads the way to save them.</desc>
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    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719191937 +0000" stop="20260719194230 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Calvin meets the Gummi Bears and asks if they will help stop Duke Igthorn from destroying Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719194230 +0000" stop="20260719200520 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719200520 +0000" stop="20260719202810 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719215932 +0000" stop="20260719222224 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719222224 +0000" stop="20260719224516 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719224516 +0000" stop="20260719230807 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719230807 +0000" stop="20260719233057 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719233057 +0000" stop="20260719235349 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719235349 +0000" stop="20260720001641 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gummi Glen is leaking and Gruffi leads the gang in repairs by being a slave driver, getting on the nerves of even the mild mannered Zummi. Out of anger Zummi puts a personality spell on Zummi, the result of which everyone initially enjoys but soon finds out the nasty side of the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720011320 +0000" stop="20260720012501 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tummi learns why the handicapped don't always need help.</desc>
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    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720013615 +0000" stop="20260720014757 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a baby cliff dragon that hiccups flaming bubbles</desc>
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    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A slumber sprite puts Gruffi to sleep</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720015911 +0000" stop="20260720022203 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Gummies find a gummiscope but have to destroy it to prevent Igthorn from getting it to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720024455 +0000" stop="20260720030748 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi cleans up his act and learns faster is not better.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720030748 +0000" stop="20260720033037 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720033037 +0000" stop="20260720035328 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trolls try to hijack a shipment of gold protected by Sir Gawain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720035328 +0000" stop="20260720041616 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Igthorn puts Dunwyn to sleep and Calla takes charge during the crisis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720041616 +0000" stop="20260720043907 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cubbi's first appearance as his alter ego the Crimson avenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720043907 +0000" stop="20260720050159 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hard Dazed Knight - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Igthorn traps Gregor in a magic egg so Calla and Gruffi go save him.</desc>
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    <title>Do Unto Ogres - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sunni saves Toadie's life and teaches him about self respect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720052451 +0000" stop="20260720054740 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Spell Holds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Zummi experiments with advanced magic gets himself into trouble, when he released an evil wizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720054740 +0000" stop="20260720055922 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720055922 +0000" stop="20260720061036 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720061036 +0000" stop="20260720063328 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720063328 +0000" stop="20260720065637 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720065637 +0000" stop="20260720071944 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720071944 +0000" stop="20260720074253 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720074253 +0000" stop="20260720080559 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720080559 +0000" stop="20260720082902 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720082902 +0000" stop="20260720085208 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720085208 +0000" stop="20260720091513 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720091513 +0000" stop="20260720093818 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720093818 +0000" stop="20260720094939 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720094939 +0000" stop="20260720100129 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720100129 +0000" stop="20260720101249 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720101249 +0000" stop="20260720103554 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720103554 +0000" stop="20260720104743 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720104743 +0000" stop="20260720105903 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720105903 +0000" stop="20260720112158 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A traveler from the Orient searches out the Gummi Bears to honor an ancient pact of friendship and help concerning a dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720112158 +0000" stop="20260720114456 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
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    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720120752 +0000" stop="20260720123052 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A ghost of a Gummi knight leads Cubbi on a quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720123052 +0000" stop="20260720125340 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummies Just Want to Have Fun - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grammi is visited by a childhood friend, Nogum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720125340 +0000" stop="20260720131633 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni wants to find a new place to live but finds that Gummi Glen is the best home for a Gummi Bear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720131633 +0000" stop="20260720133911 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Color Me Gummi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cavin becomes a great painter with a LOT of help from Gusto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720133911 +0000" stop="20260720140200 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720140200 +0000" stop="20260720142453 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi find a ancient Gummi training center and Tummi takes a crash course.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720142453 +0000" stop="20260720144743 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720144743 +0000" stop="20260720145941 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720145941 +0000" stop="20260720152122 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720152122 +0000" stop="20260720154416 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cubbi leans to fly and lands the Gummies in trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720154416 +0000" stop="20260720160705 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn steals a Gummi submarine and Tummi earns some respect by foiling Duke Igthorn's plans</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
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    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sunni learns the importance of keeping Gummi traditions when a giant reawakens thanks to her carelessness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720165309 +0000" stop="20260720171609 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720171609 +0000" stop="20260720173911 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720173911 +0000" stop="20260720180214 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720180214 +0000" stop="20260720182517 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tummi fights a battle with his own self control when Duke Igthorn temps him with food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720182517 +0000" stop="20260720184819 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
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    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720191121 +0000" stop="20260720193423 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720193423 +0000" stop="20260720195716 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720195716 +0000" stop="20260720200855 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720200855 +0000" stop="20260720203136 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720203136 +0000" stop="20260720204243 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720204243 +0000" stop="20260720210522 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720210522 +0000" stop="20260720212758 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720212758 +0000" stop="20260720213930 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720213930 +0000" stop="20260720220211 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720220211 +0000" stop="20260720222445 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720222445 +0000" stop="20260720224724 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720224724 +0000" stop="20260720225834 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720225834 +0000" stop="20260720232115 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720232115 +0000" stop="20260720234359 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720234359 +0000" stop="20260721000640 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721000640 +0000" stop="20260721002924 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721002924 +0000" stop="20260721005208 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi Trouble - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Igthorn gets a love potion to put on Lady Bane. The potion gets mixed up when he tries to use it. Tummi falls for Lady Bane &amp; Lady Bane falls for Toadie!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721005208 +0000" stop="20260721011438 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721011438 +0000" stop="20260721013721 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721013721 +0000" stop="20260721020002 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Gregor and Jean-Claude have a war summit while Sunni helps Calla make peace with princess Marrie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721020002 +0000" stop="20260721022241 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn captures all of the Fan tailed Zephyrs and Grammi leads the way to save them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721022241 +0000" stop="20260721024524 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721024524 +0000" stop="20260721030817 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Calvin meets the Gummi Bears and asks if they will help stop Duke Igthorn from destroying Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721030817 +0000" stop="20260721033107 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721033107 +0000" stop="20260721035357 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721041646 +0000" stop="20260721043936 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721043936 +0000" stop="20260721050226 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721050226 +0000" stop="20260721052518 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721052518 +0000" stop="20260721054811 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721054811 +0000" stop="20260721061103 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721061103 +0000" stop="20260721063354 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721063354 +0000" stop="20260721065644 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721065644 +0000" stop="20260721071936 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721074228 +0000" stop="20260721080518 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
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    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719081037 +0000" stop="20260719083341 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719083341 +0000" stop="20260719085659 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719085659 +0000" stop="20260719092013 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719092013 +0000" stop="20260719094346 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719094346 +0000" stop="20260719102915 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719102915 +0000" stop="20260719105231 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719105231 +0000" stop="20260719111557 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719111557 +0000" stop="20260719120533 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719120533 +0000" stop="20260719122839 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719122839 +0000" stop="20260719125207 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719125207 +0000" stop="20260719131518 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719131518 +0000" stop="20260719133849 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719133849 +0000" stop="20260719140212 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719140212 +0000" stop="20260719145043 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719145043 +0000" stop="20260719151414 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719151414 +0000" stop="20260719153722 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719153722 +0000" stop="20260719160040 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719160040 +0000" stop="20260719162345 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719162345 +0000" stop="20260719164659 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719164659 +0000" stop="20260719171107 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719171107 +0000" stop="20260719173428 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719173428 +0000" stop="20260719175755 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719175755 +0000" stop="20260719182122 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182122 +0000" stop="20260719184449 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719184449 +0000" stop="20260719190816 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190816 +0000" stop="20260719193149 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193149 +0000" stop="20260719195516 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719195516 +0000" stop="20260719201832 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719201832 +0000" stop="20260719204149 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719204149 +0000" stop="20260719210509 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719210509 +0000" stop="20260719212921 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719212921 +0000" stop="20260719215256 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719215256 +0000" stop="20260719221612 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719221612 +0000" stop="20260719223838 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719223838 +0000" stop="20260719232327 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719232327 +0000" stop="20260720001304 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720001304 +0000" stop="20260720002358 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720002358 +0000" stop="20260720003456 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720003456 +0000" stop="20260720004550 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720004550 +0000" stop="20260720005643 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720005643 +0000" stop="20260720010746 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720010746 +0000" stop="20260720011851 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011851 +0000" stop="20260720012957 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720012957 +0000" stop="20260720014058 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014058 +0000" stop="20260720015211 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720015211 +0000" stop="20260720020248 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020248 +0000" stop="20260720021458 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720021458 +0000" stop="20260720022551 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720022551 +0000" stop="20260720023650 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023650 +0000" stop="20260720025912 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025912 +0000" stop="20260720032235 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mine - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, and Goddard blast off into space in Jimmy's newly invented spaceship to mine for aster-rubies while fighting off space bandits and their own greed.   Inventions: the Jimbus, Chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032235 +0000" stop="20260720034553 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034553 +0000" stop="20260720040920 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040920 +0000" stop="20260720043243 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720043243 +0000" stop="20260720045547 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720045547 +0000" stop="20260720051916 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051916 +0000" stop="20260720054234 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720054234 +0000" stop="20260720060603 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060603 +0000" stop="20260720062951 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062951 +0000" stop="20260720065324 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065324 +0000" stop="20260720071655 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071655 +0000" stop="20260720074023 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074023 +0000" stop="20260720080341 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080341 +0000" stop="20260720082650 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720082650 +0000" stop="20260720085021 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720085021 +0000" stop="20260720091331 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091331 +0000" stop="20260720093702 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720093702 +0000" stop="20260720102127 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720102127 +0000" stop="20260720110615 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720110615 +0000" stop="20260720111712 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720111712 +0000" stop="20260720114018 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720114018 +0000" stop="20260720115112 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720115112 +0000" stop="20260720120225 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720120225 +0000" stop="20260720122543 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720122543 +0000" stop="20260720124906 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720124906 +0000" stop="20260720131233 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131233 +0000" stop="20260720133537 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133537 +0000" stop="20260720135855 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135855 +0000" stop="20260720142208 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720142208 +0000" stop="20260720144542 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144542 +0000" stop="20260720153111 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720155427 +0000" stop="20260720161753 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720161753 +0000" stop="20260720170729 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720170729 +0000" stop="20260720173035 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720175402 +0000" stop="20260720181713 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720181713 +0000" stop="20260720184045 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720184045 +0000" stop="20260720190407 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720190407 +0000" stop="20260720195239 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195239 +0000" stop="20260720201610 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720201610 +0000" stop="20260720203918 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720203918 +0000" stop="20260720210235 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720210235 +0000" stop="20260720212541 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720212541 +0000" stop="20260720214855 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720214855 +0000" stop="20260720221303 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720221303 +0000" stop="20260720223624 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223624 +0000" stop="20260720225951 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232318 +0000" stop="20260720234645 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234645 +0000" stop="20260721001012 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721001012 +0000" stop="20260721003345 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721003345 +0000" stop="20260721005712 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721005712 +0000" stop="20260721012028 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721012028 +0000" stop="20260721014345 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721014345 +0000" stop="20260721020704 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721020704 +0000" stop="20260721023116 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721023116 +0000" stop="20260721025452 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025452 +0000" stop="20260721031808 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031808 +0000" stop="20260721034034 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721034034 +0000" stop="20260721042523 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721042523 +0000" stop="20260721051500 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721051500 +0000" stop="20260721052554 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721052554 +0000" stop="20260721053652 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721053652 +0000" stop="20260721054746 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721054746 +0000" stop="20260721055839 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721055839 +0000" stop="20260721060942 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060942 +0000" stop="20260721062047 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721062047 +0000" stop="20260721063153 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721063153 +0000" stop="20260721064254 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721064254 +0000" stop="20260721065407 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721065407 +0000" stop="20260721070444 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721070444 +0000" stop="20260721071654 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071654 +0000" stop="20260721072747 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072747 +0000" stop="20260721073846 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073846 +0000" stop="20260721080108 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073900 +0000" stop="20260719080611 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sportscar - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Doc Williams is selling a fancy sportscar, and Ozzie is tempted to buy it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719080611 +0000" stop="20260719083225 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky's Blind Date - S03E20</title>
    <desc>David has a problem: he has to find a date for his girlfriend's visiting cousin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719083225 +0000" stop="20260719085931 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Housecleaning - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to wriggle his way out of helping Harriet with the spring housecleaning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719085931 +0000" stop="20260719092653 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pajama Game - S03E22</title>
    <desc>A long night begins when Ozzie becomes involved with a movie in which David was watching on TV.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719092653 +0000" stop="20260719095402 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky's Shadow - S03E23</title>
    <desc>A little girl is following Ricky around, everywhere he goes. When Ozzie &amp; Harriet try to talk to her, she runs away. Ozzie, Harriet, David, Ricky &amp; even Thorny are trying to figure out what she wants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719095402 +0000" stop="20260719102047 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witness - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After a fender-bender, Thorny gets his day in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719102047 +0000" stop="20260719104754 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky's Charge Account - S03E25</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260719104754 +0000" stop="20260719111515 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Testimonial - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Ozzie wants to throw a surprise testimonial dinner in appreciation of Doc Williams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719111515 +0000" stop="20260719114201 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thorny's Piano - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Though he hasn't had a piano lesson since the age of nine, Thorny bets Ozzie that he can learn to play a complete song on the instrument within one week's time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719114201 +0000" stop="20260719120928 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stray Dog - S03E28</title>
    <desc>A stray dog attaches itself to the Nelsons, and they can’t get rid of him to go on a planned trip to Rainbow Lake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120928 +0000" stop="20260719123618 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David's Engagement - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet are somewhat concerned when David appears to be heading toward the altar at what they consider much too young an age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719123618 +0000" stop="20260719130325 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homemade Ice-Cream - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ozzie decides to make homemade ice cream but it doesn't turn out as well as expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719130325 +0000" stop="20260719133037 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Hero - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ozzie wants Ricky to play football but Harriet wants him to join the school band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133037 +0000" stop="20260719135753 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Invitation to Dinner - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Ozzie invites an old friend of his to dinner without telling Harriet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719135753 +0000" stop="20260719142500 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnation Perfume - S04E05</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260719142500 +0000" stop="20260719145216 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Campers - S04E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719145216 +0000" stop="20260719151940 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Across the Street - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Thorny get into a heated football game with their new neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719151940 +0000" stop="20260719154706 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Appreciation - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to settle a dispute between David and Rick as to which type of music is the best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154706 +0000" stop="20260719161413 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ball of Tinfoil - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Ozzie's decision to clean the garage causes housekeeping trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161413 +0000" stop="20260719164036 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Rings - S04E10</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719164036 +0000" stop="20260719170800 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gay Blade - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The 'Gay Blade' is a new kind of knife sharpener, which Harriet bought, and she expects non-mechanically inclined Ozzie to figure out how to correctly assemble its numerous parts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170800 +0000" stop="20260719173454 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eclipse - S04E12</title>
    <desc>No one wants to stay up until 2:37 in the morning to watch the lunar eclipse - except Ozzie. He's determined to snap a picture of the scientific event through a telescope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719173454 +0000" stop="20260719180207 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gadget - S04E13</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180207 +0000" stop="20260719182822 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art Studies - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Harriet thinks that she and Ozzie are not spending enough quality time together. Ozzie offers to take her golfing but Harriet has other plans.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Volunteer Firemen - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Watching Thorny's House - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Personal Column - S04E20</title>
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    <title>A Day in Bed - S04E21</title>
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    <title>Buried Treasure - S04E22</title>
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    <title>A Beautiful Day - S04E23</title>
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    <title>Honest Face - S04E24</title>
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    <title>Harriet's Secret Admirer - S04E25</title>
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    <title>Re-Dressing Ricky - S04E26</title>
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    <title>Kappa Sigma Party - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Captain Salty and the Submarine - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Christmas in October - S05E04</title>
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    <title>The Banjo Player - S05E05</title>
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    <title>David Picks Up the Tab - S05E08</title>
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    <title>The Balloons - S05E09</title>
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    <title>A Doctor in the House - S05E11</title>
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    <title>The Borrowed Tuxedo - S05E17</title>
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    <title>Like Father, Like Son - S05E18</title>
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    <title>The Tommy Brannigan Story - S05E29</title>
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    <title>Strict Parents - S05E35</title>
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    <title>The Coffee Table - S05E36</title>
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    <title>The Fishing Lure - S05E37</title>
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    <title>Taking Care of Freddy - S05E38</title>
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    <title>Fixing Up the Fraternity House - S06E01</title>
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    <title>Mystery Shopper - S06E05</title>
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    <title>The Christmas Tree Lot - S06E11</title>
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    <title>The Record Trout - S06E27</title>
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    <title>The Bachelor - S06E28</title>
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    <title>Code of Honor - S06E29</title>
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    <title>Ricky is Micky - S06E30</title>
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    <title>Rick's Chemistry Grade - S06E31</title>
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    <title>The Magic of Three - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Ozzie volunteers at a women's club banquet with predictable results.</desc>
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    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
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    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
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    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
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    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
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    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
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    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
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    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
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    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
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    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
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    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
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    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
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    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
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    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203305 +0000" stop="20260719205643 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
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    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
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    <title>Before they Hatch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Orphan Esme's imaginary friend Sally turns out to be a very real gargoyle whose lost eggs must be recovered before her hatchlings endanger the town.</desc>
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    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
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    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
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    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
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    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
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    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
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    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
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    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
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    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
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    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
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    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
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    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
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    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
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    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
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    <title>Brothers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Puss is Toby's new BFFAEAE and it's driving Puss crazy, but when Toby is kidnapped by his ninja brothers, Puss realizes how much he misses the big oaf. Unfortunately, the brothers use Toby to steal a powerful gauntlet from the treasure house, which they plan to use for "mad evil, bro."</desc>
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    <title>Duchess - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Duchess seeks Artephius' soul for her spell collection, and it's up to Puss to protect him. It turns out that The Duchess and Artephius have a complicated relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720112820 +0000" stop="20260720115139 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720115139 +0000" stop="20260720121503 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720121503 +0000" stop="20260720123827 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720123827 +0000" stop="20260720130151 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
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    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
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    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
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    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720145853 +0000" stop="20260720152217 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720152217 +0000" stop="20260720154543 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154543 +0000" stop="20260720160907 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720160907 +0000" stop="20260720163231 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171919 +0000" stop="20260720174243 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720174243 +0000" stop="20260720180607 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720180607 +0000" stop="20260720182931 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720182931 +0000" stop="20260720185255 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720185255 +0000" stop="20260720191619 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720191619 +0000" stop="20260720193943 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720200307 +0000" stop="20260720202633 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720202633 +0000" stop="20260720204959 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720204959 +0000" stop="20260720211325 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720211325 +0000" stop="20260720213651 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720213651 +0000" stop="20260720220017 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720222342 +0000" stop="20260720224717 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720224717 +0000" stop="20260720231053 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720231053 +0000" stop="20260720233429 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720233429 +0000" stop="20260720235814 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720235814 +0000" stop="20260721002140 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721002140 +0000" stop="20260721004518 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721010854 +0000" stop="20260721013230 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721013230 +0000" stop="20260721015605 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721015605 +0000" stop="20260721021941 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721021941 +0000" stop="20260721024317 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721024317 +0000" stop="20260721030655 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721035407 +0000" stop="20260721041752 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721041752 +0000" stop="20260721044128 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721044128 +0000" stop="20260721050504 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
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    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding of Superman - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Superman pops the question, Lois says "yes". Is it a dream come true for the smitten femme reporter?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719080356 +0000" stop="20260719083008 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dagger Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Three brothers, one fortune.  Its finders keepers as the trio hunt for a hidden family inheritance.</desc>
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    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
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    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
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    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
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    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
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    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
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    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
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    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
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    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
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    <title>Disappearing Lois - S05E05</title>
    <desc>She'll get all the dirt. Lois goes undercover, posing as a housemaid to get a story on a notorious criminal.</desc>
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    <title>Money to Burn - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Hot news: The arson suspect in a big warehouse fir is...Perry White!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719125119 +0000" stop="20260719131726 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Town That Wasn't - S05E07</title>
    <desc>You can't locate it on a map. What's the secret behind a tiny, mysterious, out-of-the-way town?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719131726 +0000" stop="20260719134333 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Shave - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A shave, a haircut, a new you, maybe a new life. A barber has an unusual influence on others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719134333 +0000" stop="20260719140941 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phony Alibi - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dialed in: An inventor's new creation gives crooks the ability to zoom themselves through telephone lines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719140941 +0000" stop="20260719143548 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Albert Coat - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Oops! A boy gives his grandpa's coat to charity, unaware it holds the man's life savings. Can Superman save the savings?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719143548 +0000" stop="20260719150153 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719150153 +0000" stop="20260719152758 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719152758 +0000" stop="20260719155403 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Knight - S06E01</title>
    <desc>A gentlemen's society of armored knights holds many secrets (and holds jimmy and Lois captive, too).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719162015 +0000" stop="20260719164626 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Secret - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ready, Aim...A crimelord kidnaps Lois and Jimmy, using them as bait to lure our hero into the line of fire of a Kryptonite ray gun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719164626 +0000" stop="20260719171236 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Are half powers better than none? To be in two places at one time, Superman rearranges his molecular density.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719171236 +0000" stop="20260719173845 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Cube - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Safe from justice? A killer hides inside a bunker made of a strange material even Superman can't penetrate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719173845 +0000" stop="20260719180450 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Atomic Captive - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The bomb explodes, a mushroom cloud rises...and Lois and Jimmy are stranded on the test site.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719180450 +0000" stop="20260719182959 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superman Silver Mine - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids can wait. Crooks attempt to claim a silver mine for themselves and keep it from becoming a summer camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719182959 +0000" stop="20260719185611 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Forget - S06E07</title>
    <desc>An anti-memory vapor can be useful to villains...and perhaps to Clark Kent when he needs to conceal his heroics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185611 +0000" stop="20260719192224 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gentle Monster - S06E08</title>
    <desc>It means no harm. And may bring death to Superman. A newly created robot is powered by Kryptonite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719192224 +0000" stop="20260719194832 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman's Wife - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Sorry, Lois. Superman unexpectedly marries a gorgeous blonde policewoman. But why?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719194832 +0000" stop="20260719201442 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three in One - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Superman Arrested! While he's out of the way, three circus performers use their respective skills in a heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719201442 +0000" stop="20260719204105 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brainy Burro - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Lois: bank robbers. They're accused of a theft committed by thugs and a mind-reading burro.</desc>
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    <title>The Perils of Superman - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Lois is tied to railroad track! Crooks in lead masks vow vengeance against the Daily Planet staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719210717 +0000" stop="20260719213332 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Glitters - S06E13</title>
    <desc>What if? After a whack to the head, Jimmy dreams he and Lois have the same powers as the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719213332 +0000" stop="20260719215925 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman on Earth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Journey with Superman from Krypton to Metropolis, as he joins that Daily Planet staff and meets the fiery Lois Lane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719215925 +0000" stop="20260719222518 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted Lighthouse - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A terrified Jimmy Olsen calls for help, and Superman speeds to an isolated island where strange things happen in the fog-shrouded night.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719222518 +0000" stop="20260719225042 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Talkative Dummy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Superman hunts for kidnapped armored-car drivers and a stolen fortune, Jimmy, locked inside a falling safe, hurtles to his doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719225042 +0000" stop="20260719231606 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Broken Statues - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is kidnapped while on the trail of a suave but deadly criminal mastermind and a hidden priceless gem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719231606 +0000" stop="20260719234156 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monkey Mystery - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Searching for stolen defense secrets, Clark Kent encounters a brutalized woman, a slain organ-grinder -- and a monkey dressed as Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719234156 +0000" stop="20260720000752 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of Terror - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Superman races to find Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen who wait, helplessly bound, as a sadistic hit man prepares to execute them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720000752 +0000" stop="20260720003329 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Letter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Superman is implicated in the abduction of a young girl who is thought to have information concerning hidden counterfeit plates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720003329 +0000" stop="20260720005756 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Machine - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bravely testifying against a mobster, Lois Lane will die unless Clark Kent finds the weapon that will soon destroy her mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720005756 +0000" stop="20260720012258 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Trapped in a mine filling with deadly gas, Lois Lane is beyond the reach of rescuers -- and Clark Kent doesn't know!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720012258 +0000" stop="20260720014827 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Superman - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An insane scientist, using powerful experimental truth drugs on Perry White, Lois Lane and Clark Kent, learns Superman's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014827 +0000" stop="20260720021353 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Holds Barred - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a crooked wrestling promoter paralyzes honest athletes, Superman steps in to reverse the damage and rescue an innocent captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720021353 +0000" stop="20260720023853 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserted Village - S01E12</title>
    <desc>As Clark Kent pursues the monster killing the few people left in Lois Lane's hometown, the girl reporter becomes its next victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023853 +0000" stop="20260720030422 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Costume - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After a burglar steals Superman's costume from Clark Kent's closet, a mobster threatens to reveal the Man of Steel's secret identity.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720030422 +0000" stop="20260720032951 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure of the Incas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lois and Jimmy follow a trail of murder that could lead to ancient riches -- or to their own deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032951 +0000" stop="20260720035516 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Unwittingly involved in a hunt for stolen radium, Jimmy is kidnapped and locked in a deathtrap by a fanatical doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720035516 +0000" stop="20260720042020 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Wax - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane, chloroformed while investigating strange disappearances, is held prisoner in Madame Selina's wax museum of the living dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042020 +0000" stop="20260720044551 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runaway Robot - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Captive Lois Lane will be murdered by gangsters unless inventor Horatio Hinkle uses his unique radio-controlled robot to rob banks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044551 +0000" stop="20260720051047 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drums of Death - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Aided by his ace reporters, Perry White flies to Haiti to search for his sister, the prisoner of a voodoo cult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051047 +0000" stop="20260720053634 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Three - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Perry White and Jimmy Olsen face death at the hands of three crazed murderers in a crumbling bayou hotel.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053634 +0000" stop="20260720060201 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddle of the Chinese Jade - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is held hostage by the armed criminal who has stolen a priceless antique and left two people to drown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060201 +0000" stop="20260720062750 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Bomb - S01E21</title>
    <desc>On a windswept narrow ledge high above the ground, Lois Lane is chained to a dynamite-wielding daredevil ready to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062750 +0000" stop="20260720065303 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Czar of the Underworld - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A killer sabotaging the filming of a crime exposé stalks Clark Kent and Inspector Henderson on a Hollywood studio soundstage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065303 +0000" stop="20260720071733 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Wolf - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering human footprints that turn into wolf tracks, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are trapped in a raging forest fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071733 +0000" stop="20260720074235 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Wave - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While hunting down an anonymous crime-boss, the Man of Steel is lured into a lighting-powered deathtrap that stops his heart.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074235 +0000" stop="20260720080818 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent and Lois Lane visit the world's deepest oil well in Silsby, when strange humanoid creatures appear and terrorize the townspeople.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080818 +0000" stop="20260720083408 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Convinced the Mole Men are peaceful beings, Superman must save them from a vengeful mob determined to kill the armed visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720083408 +0000" stop="20260720090025 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Minutes to Doom - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Beat the clock:  The race is on to stop an innocent Death Row inmate's date with the electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720090025 +0000" stop="20260720092639 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Squeeze - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A powerful ally: the Man of Steel assists an ex-con blackmailed into returning to his criminal past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720092639 +0000" stop="20260720095255 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Could Read Minds - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Swami says: send for Superman! Jimmy and Lois suspect a nightclub mind reader is linked to a theft ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720095255 +0000" stop="20260720101912 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ace - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Look up! Superman rescues a pilot on a test flight gone wrong and later frees him from kidnappers seeking military secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720101912 +0000" stop="20260720104528 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot in the Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An amateur shutterbug snaps some incriminating photos, one of which suggests Clark is you-know-who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720104528 +0000" stop="20260720111146 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Defeat of Superman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman is rendered powerless by a kryptonite trap. This sounds like a job for...Lois and Jimmy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720111146 +0000" stop="20260720113758 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman in Exile - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beware of Superman! A nuclear incident leaves him glowing with radioactivity and lethal to anyone he's near.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720113758 +0000" stop="20260720120419 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost for Scotland Yard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Man or spirit? A magician believed dead may have resurfaced in a vendetta against his earthly foes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720120419 +0000" stop="20260720123034 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Who Knew Superman - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The nose knows. A dog rescued from a well by Superman keeps showing up at Clark Kent's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720123034 +0000" stop="20260720125648 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face and the Voice - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Looks like him. Sounds like him. But he isn't Superman! A lookalike Man of Steel goes on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720125648 +0000" stop="20260720132305 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Lead Mask - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Surgically altered fingerprints. Lead masks to block x-ray vision. Will these foil the police and Superman?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720132305 +0000" stop="20260720134920 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Destination: Earth! Superman saves Metropolis from a plummeting asteroid -- and loses his memory in the process.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720134920 +0000" stop="20260720141538 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Machine That Could Plot Crimes - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Meet Mr. Kelso, the computer that plans split second bank heists...and may know superman's secret, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720141538 +0000" stop="20260720144155 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Devil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The superhero saves a lost expedition, defeats a fearsome beast and uses his grip to turn coal into diamonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144155 +0000" stop="20260720150719 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend Superman - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Burger, fries and friendship.  Not everyone believes a diner owner who boasts of being pals with Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720150719 +0000" stop="20260720153336 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clown Who Cried - S02E16</title>
    <desc>What kind of clown would rob a kids' charity telethon? An imposter clown, that's who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720153336 +0000" stop="20260720155952 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hated Superman - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Clark is temporary guardian of a crime-connected youth who secretly plots revenge against the reporter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720155952 +0000" stop="20260720162609 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semi-Private Eye - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sam Spade. Philip Marlowe. Jimmy Olsen? He poses as a trench-coated private eye to stalk kidnappers.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162609 +0000" stop="20260720165225 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perry White's Scoop - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Stop the presses! Frustrated by Daily Planet's reporters, Perry White decides to cover a murder story himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720165225 +0000" stop="20260720171840 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Wrecker - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A terrorist bombs Metropolis' transportation systems. His method: armed, radio-controlled toy airplanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171840 +0000" stop="20260720174455 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Vulture - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Avast, ye scurvy mates! A salvage-boat captain who fancies himself a pirate holds Lois and Jimmy captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720174455 +0000" stop="20260720181111 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Olsen, Boy Editor - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Great Caesar's ghost! Jimmy Olsen replaces Perry White for a day -- with dizzy and dangerous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720181111 +0000" stop="20260720183727 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady in Black - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Noises. Unusual people. Jimmy is sure something strange is going on at the apartment of his mom's friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720183727 +0000" stop="20260720190343 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star of Fate - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A mystery from Egypt's past: the antidote to an ancient poison is under the base of the Great Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720190343 +0000" stop="20260720192958 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whistling Bird - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The bird has the word. A pet parakeet that knows an inventor's secret formula is mysteriously birdnapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720192958 +0000" stop="20260720195517 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World with Superman - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Paging Dr. Superman! His x-ray vision helps a surgeon restore a girl's sight, then he flies her on a world tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195517 +0000" stop="20260720202125 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Time Barrier - S03E01</title>
    <desc>An inventor's time contraption whisks the Daily Planet staff to 50,000 B.C. One problem: how to get back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720202125 +0000" stop="20260720204735 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talking Clue - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sound and fury. Bank robbers have a sudden interest in a young audiophile's collection of recorded sounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720204735 +0000" stop="20260720211342 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Cat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ladders, black cats, Friday the 13th. All harmless -- but someone intends real harm to an anti-superstition society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211342 +0000" stop="20260720213953 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman Week - S03E04</title>
    <desc>No dinners, no hoopla...just Kryptonite.  Two thugs have their own way of celebrating Superman Week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720213953 +0000" stop="20260720220601 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Caesar's Ghost - S03E05</title>
    <desc>He claims to be Caesar. But who's really behind the strange apparition vexing Perry White?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720220601 +0000" stop="20260720223208 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test of a Warrior - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Great Horse faces his tribe's test of valor -- with help from a spirit named Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223208 +0000" stop="20260720225818 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olsen's Millions - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gee, thanks! An elderly woman rewards Jimmy $1 million because she thinks he rescued her cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720225818 +0000" stop="20260720232427 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clark Kent, Outlaw - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent is the man on the inside, posing as an ace safecracker to get the goods on a crime ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232427 +0000" stop="20260720235035 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Necklace - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Wear the necklace and it protects you from harm. Bullets even bounce off Clark when he wears it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720235035 +0000" stop="20260721001642 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully of Dry Gulch - S03E10</title>
    <desc>His town. His way. But a bogus gunslinger who rules a Western town is no match for the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721001642 +0000" stop="20260721004250 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight to the North - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Good ol' boy Sylvester is mistaken for Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004250 +0000" stop="20260721010858 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Souvenirs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is something hidden inside them? Items purchased at a Superman souvenir store may be clues to a crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721010858 +0000" stop="20260721013503 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King for a Day - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A royal performance: Jimmy poses as a prince of Burgonia to help thwart an assassination plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013503 +0000" stop="20260721020111 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A day at the races: Superman fight track corruption and the Daily Planet's racehorse gallops to victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721020111 +0000" stop="20260721022718 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unlucky Number - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. With superman's help, it's possible to win a fixed contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721022718 +0000" stop="20260721025327 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Freeze - S04E03</title>
    <desc>They'll stop him cold! Thugs think a freezer will keep Superman on ice during a rigged election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025327 +0000" stop="20260721031937 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril by Sea - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Criminals aboard a submarine aim to torpedo Perry White and his seaside cottage to smithereens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031937 +0000" stop="20260721034543 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topsy Turvy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Which way is up? An invention that causes the illusion of being upside-down is stolen for villainous use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721034543 +0000" stop="20260721041152 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy the Kid - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who's that guy? Hoodlums kidnap Jimmy and put a tough-talking lookalike in his place at the Daily Planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721041152 +0000" stop="20260721043804 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Hired Superman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Villains have Superman right where they want him when he attends a party for a visiting foreign dignitary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721043804 +0000" stop="20260721050411 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding of Superman - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Superman pops the question, Lois says "yes". Is it a dream come true for the smitten femme reporter?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721050411 +0000" stop="20260721053023 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dagger Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Three brothers, one fortune.  Its finders keepers as the trio hunt for a hidden family inheritance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721053023 +0000" stop="20260721055633 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721055633 +0000" stop="20260721062240 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721062240 +0000" stop="20260721064850 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721064850 +0000" stop="20260721071456 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071456 +0000" stop="20260721074102 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
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    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
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    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
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    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
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    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
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    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
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    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
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    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
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    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
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    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
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    <title>Full Tilt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
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    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
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    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
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    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
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    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
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    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
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    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
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    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
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    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
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    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
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    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
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    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720063216 +0000" stop="20260720071445 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
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    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720083750 +0000" stop="20260720091923 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091923 +0000" stop="20260720100054 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720104227 +0000" stop="20260720112359 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720112359 +0000" stop="20260720120532 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720120532 +0000" stop="20260720123420 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720123420 +0000" stop="20260720131551 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720131551 +0000" stop="20260720135722 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
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    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720143853 +0000" stop="20260720152027 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720152027 +0000" stop="20260720160158 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720160158 +0000" stop="20260720164330 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720164330 +0000" stop="20260720172501 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720172501 +0000" stop="20260720180632 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720180632 +0000" stop="20260720184803 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720184803 +0000" stop="20260720192934 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720192934 +0000" stop="20260720201307 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720201307 +0000" stop="20260720205538 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720205538 +0000" stop="20260720213911 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720213911 +0000" stop="20260720222142 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222142 +0000" stop="20260720230414 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230414 +0000" stop="20260720234648 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234648 +0000" stop="20260721002947 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002947 +0000" stop="20260721011220 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011220 +0000" stop="20260721015453 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721015453 +0000" stop="20260721023722 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721023722 +0000" stop="20260721031854 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031854 +0000" stop="20260721040028 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721040028 +0000" stop="20260721044200 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721044200 +0000" stop="20260721052332 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721052332 +0000" stop="20260721060504 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060504 +0000" stop="20260721064637 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721064637 +0000" stop="20260721072809 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072809 +0000" stop="20260721075658 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075658 +0000" stop="20260721083829 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719072531 +0000" stop="20260719081139 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bite of the Jackal - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An ambitious executive at the Firm makes a subversive play for Archangel's job. A bomb is planted aboard a vintage helicopter owned by Dominic Santini and he's forced to crash land. When Hawke and Archangel go hunting for Dom, Airwolf is ambushed and shot down. The two must convince a group of locals to help them repair their damaged tail rotor. Complicating matters on Dom's end, he must contend with a stowaway aboard his chopper -- a young girl searching for her dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719081139 +0000" stop="20260719090057 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proof Through the Night - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Russian mole discovers that scientists in the U.S.S.R. have developed a lethal serum that instantly kills anyone exposed to it. He steals a vial of the serum and contacts his friend Archangel for help in escaping the country with his family. Archangel dispatches Hawke and Santini for the rescue effort, but Airwolf can't handle that much passenger weight -- unless all her armaments are stripped leaving the supercopter defenseless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719090057 +0000" stop="20260719095013 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Way Express - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A movie producer hires Santini Air for a dangerous stunt involving the landing of a helicopter onto the roof of a moving semi. Dom and String nearly come to blows, however, when String tries to convince Dom that his reaction time might not be up to snuff for this particular action sequence. Things get even more dicey when it appears that the production might just be an elaborate cover for a high-stakes gold heist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719095013 +0000" stop="20260719103929 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes from the Past - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hawke meets a mercenary who claims to have information regarding his missing brother. When they part company, Hawke loses consciousness in his helicopter and crashes. When he comes to, he finds himself in a hospital. The medical staff inform him that he has been in a coma for the better part of a year. His friends, Archangel and Dom, were killed on a POW camp raid, but in the process, their heroism helped rescue Hawke's brother Saint John. Believing that his "mission" is over, Hawke reveals the location of Airwolf to his captors, then discovers that it has all been an elaborate ruse and he has inadvertantly turned over the super copter to a group of foreign conspirators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103929 +0000" stop="20260719112839 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Like a Dove - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An Israeli war crimes hunter is killed by a suspected Nazi named Hans Daubert in France. His daughter vows revenge and seeks the help of String and Dom, along with Airwolf, to bring him to justice. Complicating matters is Archangel's involvement with Daubert who is a known arms dealer selling to the powers that he chooses to in order to influence political outcomes in the world -- and Archangel is his supplier!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719112839 +0000" stop="20260719121757 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad Over Miami - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Santini makes an unauthorized flight to Cuba in order to rescue two political prisoners who are being ransomed for $2 million. However, while there, the exchange site is attacked and the ransom money is stolen. While flying back to the mainland, Santini is forced to crash land back on Cuba and Hawke must brave a hurricane in Airwolf to rescue his friend. When String and Dom are reunited, the pair must negotiate with a band of freedom fighters who raised the capital to ransom their compadres and are not convinced of Santini's innocence in the theft of the funds. To make matters more interesting, Archangel is supplying weapons to a paramilitary band that just may have had a hand in stealing the ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719121757 +0000" stop="20260719130713 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And They Are Us - S01E10</title>
    <desc>North and South Limbawe are in conflict over oil and a despotic General plans to overthrow his own government in South Limbawe and attacks his neighbors to the North. String and Dom are sent by Archangel to aid North Limbawe and it's leader, Seku Logana, but Logana has his own prejudices about receiving aid for his cause. Also in the mix is an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's, Marty Vidor, who is working as a mercenary for South Limbawe, and Hawke is hesitant to take him on since Vidor just may know the location of the missing Saint John.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719130713 +0000" stop="20260719135631 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind of the Machine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dr. Robert Winchester is a brilliant researcher and a former test pilot who helped design Airwolf. Now, he's asking for Hawke's help in test flying a simulator that he's designed to enable the Firm to train future test pilots to fly Airwolf. Reluctantly, Hawke agrees, but determines that the simulator's "feel" is a little off. Archangel convinces Hawke to let Winchester hook up the real Airwolf to his computers in order to get a more realistic demonstration. This allows Winchester to engage in a little friendly flying competition with Hawke but it also allows the Russians to nearly get their hands on the high tech super copter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719135631 +0000" stop="20260719144548 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Snare a Wolf - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Archangel warns String about a zealous government bureaucrat named D.G. Bogard who will stop at nothing until he finds Airwolf. Dom and Hawke take time out from shooting a military training film to hide Airwolf in a different location before it can be discovered, but Bogard catches on to their ruse and tracks Hawke back to the new hideaway. To complicate things, an eager pilot tails Dom and Hawke in an effort to convince Santini that she deserves a job working for his company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719144548 +0000" stop="20260719153406 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Britches - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's is shot in the desert when trying to escape a corrupt Sheriff, Hawke gets a call from an inmate who had been in jail with the man to aleart him of the escape, and flies with Dominic in Airwolf to Pope County, Texas, to investigate. There, Hawke meets Highway Patrol Deputy Caitlin O'Shannessy, who had a run in with Sheriff Bogard prior to the killing; but Hawke's appearance on the scene sees him arrested by Bogard and released on a private game reserve, where gun-happy sportsmen pay big money to hunt big game – and Hawke is the latest bait...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719153406 +0000" stop="20260719162226 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firestorm - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie, a friend of Dominic's, was once a pilot until a air crash in which his passengers were killed, causing him to lose his nerve and turn to drink as a result. Living alone in his trailer in the desert, Eddie's alcohol problem has recently become even worse after supposedly seeing lights in the sky in the middle of the night. Though trying to help his friend, Dominic is as skeptical as everyone else, blaming the sightings on Eddie's drunken state, until one night he sees the lights too... The next morning, Hawke arrives to find that the pair of them have vanished, and in searching for them, stumbles upon a fanatical militarist's organization, who is planning to launch his own nuclear missile against Russia...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719162226 +0000" stop="20260719171047 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moffett's Ghost - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In the midst of it's key part in delivering and collecting a leading American scientist to top secret sanctions aimed at cooling international tensions with Russians, Airwolf develops a seeming computer virus in it's systems, which periodically takes pilot control and makes it a potential killing machine in the air. The systems have been taken over buy a "time-bomb" left by the chopper's evil creator, Dr. Moffett, who has programmed it to begin the deadly behaviour if not given it a recognition code by him at that time.    Hawke and Dominic must decide whether to let the Firm scientists try and work on the machine - risking having them snatching it back away from them - or to find another way to try and cure The Lady before completing their part in the sanctions, knowing that if they fail to completely cure it, they jeopardise not only international relations, but potentially hundreds of lives...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719171047 +0000" stop="20260719175906 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth About Holly - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Hawke rescues Dominic's niece Holly from a mobster's compound in Mexico, strange things start happening at Santini Air. At first, Hawke and Dominic assume that the mobster is trying to scare the girl, but, especially when Hawke turns down Holly's advances of romance, the incidents get worse... Meanwhile, Caitlin O'Shannessy arrives fresh from her escapade with Hawke against the corrupt Police of Pope County, and looks for work at Santini Air. He close relationship with Hawke somehow seems to fuel the incidents...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Hunted - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Santini Air is hired for a 30 day period by agents on behalf of a industrial millionaire, to be on stand-by to pilot the man on an important journey when called upon. Dominic is excited at the prospect of the high-paying job, but Hawke is more sceptical and intends to find out just why they've been given the contract. But unbeknown to any of them, Caitlin's new boyfriend is plotting to assassinate the millionaire; and matters are not helped any by some malfunctions that Airwolf is suffering...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719184723 +0000" stop="20260719193552 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Past - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dominic is distraught to hear that his daughter Sally-Anne - whom Hawke never even knew existed - has been found dead on the beach after over-dosing, in the Caribbean Island of San Remo, where Dom himself was born. Detouring in their way to a top-secret Airwolf mission for the Firm, Hawke flies Dominic to the island to attend the funeral, only for it to end in an argument with his bitter ex-wife Lila.    Returning from their mission, they hear that Lila was murdered the previous night, and Dominic is arrested as the prime suspect. When Archangel is ordered not to allow Firm involvement as not to risk uncovering the secret mission, Hawke heads to the luxurious San Remo to investigate the murder for himself, and finds the island is living in the shadow of a new gambling casino, run by a very shady character with great influence in the area...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719193552 +0000" stop="20260719202415 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel (a.k.a. Angel of Mercy) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>String must add Caitlin to the Airwolf crew, in order to rescue Archangel from behind enemy lines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719202415 +0000" stop="20260719211234 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HX 1 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When new hi-tech attack chopper HX1 is stolen by an elite group of mercenaries, the tactics used fits those that Hawke's MIA brother St. John was trained in, and Hawke is certain that his brother may somehow be involved. Dominic begs him to leave well alone, but Hawke is adamant, and with Archangel insisting that if it cant be retrieved, the Firm will blow HX1 and anyone flying it out of the sky, Hawke goes back into his past and some of the people he knows from it, to desperately try and get a lead on the group and mercenaries and possibly St. John... But the HX1 is so powerful, it may even be able to blow Airwolf out of the sky...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719211234 +0000" stop="20260719220054 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight #093 Is Missing - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Caitlin is a passenger on board a plane which Airwolf is sent to search for after the plane is hijacked and forced down at sea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719220054 +0000" stop="20260719224845 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once a Hero (a.k.a. Heroes) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>String receives information that St. John is being held in a POW camp, but by the time a rescue operations put into effect St. John has been moved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719224845 +0000" stop="20260719233702 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Random Target - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While filming aerial footage, String and Dom accidentally get footage of a mobster believed dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719233702 +0000" stop="20260720002520 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Condemned - S02E12</title>
    <desc>String and Caitlin are sent to a remote Alaskan research station where a deadly Russian bacteria has been let loose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720002520 +0000" stop="20260720011341 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The American Dream - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew decides to help a group of Vietnamese farmers get their crop to market, after a warlord threatens their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011341 +0000" stop="20260720020150 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inn at the End of the Road - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A pilot who escaped from terrorists who stole an experimental aircraft guidance computer leads the Airwolf team to the remote community where the terrorists are holed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020150 +0000" stop="20260720025000 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santini's Millions - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Dom inherits from the estate of a millionaire  whom he had earlier rescued from a plane crash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025000 +0000" stop="20260720033808 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner of Yesterday - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is drawn into fighting a Banana Republic coup when they set out to rescue their latest team member, "Doc", who has been kidnapped to treat the nation's leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720033808 +0000" stop="20260720042620 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Born - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew befriend a runaway looking for revenge on the drug runners that murdered his uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042620 +0000" stop="20260720051425 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Sky - S02E18</title>
    <desc>While working on a music video, String helps a country singer whose manager plans to kill her in an effort to boost album sales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051425 +0000" stop="20260720060236 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dambreakers - S02E19</title>
    <desc>String and a reporter friend are taken hostage by terrorists who have taken over a Christian commune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060236 +0000" stop="20260720065043 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Severance Pay - S02E20</title>
    <desc>String must bring in a disgruntled former Firm employee who's been denied his retirement benefits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065043 +0000" stop="20260720073852 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eruption - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After being forced down by a volcano eruption, String and Dom discover a mining town being run as a slave colony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073852 +0000" stop="20260720082704 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Walk to Freedom - S02E22</title>
    <desc>String is captured by Latin American revolutionaries while attempting to rescue American archaeological students trapped by a coup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720082704 +0000" stop="20260720091511 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horn of Plenty - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Hawke takes a seemingly luxurious Santini Air job, piloting and accompanying a beautiful, high-flying business woman for a few days, but ends up duped into being hypnotised in an elaborate plot by master criminal John Bradford Horn. Horn has desire to take over a small country as his own, and intends to have the hypnotised Hawke deliver Airwolf to him so he can use the chopper's fierce fire-power to succeed in his goal...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091511 +0000" stop="20260720100315 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airwolf II - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Hawke is at a friend's prestigious ceremony when Archangel pulls him out and accuses him of being involved in a robbery the previous night in which items that could be used by Airwolf were stolen by thieves in a helicopter matching the Santini Air chopper. But Archangel is suspended by the Firm, who've built a new model of Airwolf – Airwolf II, called 'Redwolf', and piloted by Harlan "Tex" Jenkins, who worked on the original Airwolf project and has always insisted that he, not Dr. Moffett, was the true creator. But things backfire for the Firm when Jenkins steals Airwolf II - and before he hands it over to the foreign agents he's in league with, he plans a showdown with his old rival – Stringfellow Hawke; a duel that brings Airwolf vs. Airwolf...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720100315 +0000" stop="20260720105120 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And a Child Shall Lead - S03E03</title>
    <desc>String is aided in the rescue of a kidnapped industrial designer by the man's autistic son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720105120 +0000" stop="20260720113924 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fortune Teller - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dominic arrive for a rendezvous with Archangel in the desert, only to find his jeep abandoned and no sign of him. The F.I.R.M., who have reason to believe that he has turned traitor, give him 48 hours to be found before they send in the Zebra squad – an assassination squad that take out suspected traitors. Dominic asks for the help of a reluctant psychic in finding Archangel's whereabouts, much to Hawke's scepticism. Archangel is actually being held by a rich crime baron who is determined to get his hands on "The Fortune Teller" – an in-flight device that out-guesses the opponent's next move - of which Archangel has been involved of the development...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720113924 +0000" stop="20260720122734 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossover - S03E05</title>
    <desc>String falls for the Czech woman scientist, whom he's helping defect to the west.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720122734 +0000" stop="20260720131537 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kingdom Come - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When a professional group of thieves steal a batch of thermonuclear detonators, which can cause mass destruction if they fall into the wrong hands, Archangel has reason to suspect that the robbery was an inside job, and sends Hawke and Santini to use Airwolf to track down the detonators before they can be used by the criminals. Meanwhile, while Hawke and Dom are busy tracking down the detonators, a man arrives at Santini Air asking Caitlin to give him flying lessons, and soon strikes up a romance with her – but unbeknown to her, he is actually an ex-F.I.R.M. employee who was the inside man on the robbery, and now plans to use her in a trap to get his hands on Airwolf, which he intends to use to fly the detonators out of the country with...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131537 +0000" stop="20260720140337 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eagles - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At a National Air Race show, Hawke and Dominic befriend an attractive pilot racer, unaware that she's being pursued by her boss and his henchmen after stealing some tapes that can prove that a new combat jet is too unstable to be flown – something that her boss is determined to cover up at any cost...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720140337 +0000" stop="20260720145127 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annie Oakley - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When "The Mongoose", a new laser weapon, is stolen, the thieves fall out, and one of them contacts The F.I.R.M. with hope of returning the weapon for reward. Archangel sends Hawke, with Dominic and Caitlin, to work undercover as stunt men at a travelling Wild West show where the man is hiding out, but when their contact is killed in a suspicious "accident", it's up to them to find out the whereabouts of the weapon for themselves before the thieves can sell it to foreign agents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720145127 +0000" stop="20260720153929 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jennie - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Arriving in Airwolf in a war-torn South American country, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin rendezvous with "living legend" freedom fighter leader El Gato, in a mission to rescue a US scientist who is being held captive. Dominic and Caitlin wait at the pick-up point as Hawke and El Gato set off on the rescue bid, but during the escape after locating the scientist, El Gato is killed, and Hawke's radio to Airwolf is destroyed.    Hiding in from the pursing terrorist army in the area's dense growth, Hawke and the rather arrogant scientist meet a teacher and her group of hearing-impaired children, who are homeless after village was destroyed by the terrorists. Hawke attempts to lead the group to safety as they head to the pick-up point, trying to find a new home for the teacher and her students, and all the time avoiding the terrorist army along the way...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720153929 +0000" stop="20260720162735 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Circle - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The families of one of String's friends from Vietnam are kidnapped along with Dom and Caitlin by people seeking revenge against those who destroyed their village during the Vietnam conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162735 +0000" stop="20260720171539 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Have All the Children Gone? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At the funeral of a Vietnam comrade, Hawke takes it upon himself to deliver the man's coffin flag and Congressional Medal of Honour to the soldier's brother, Billy Fargo. But arriving in the small rural town where Fargo is reported to be living, he finds the whole area inhabited solely by youths, all under their "father" Fargo's influence. Fargo emerges to be a deranged "peace-loving" hippie, who, with his wily cohort Sabrina, is planning to use the youngsters to help in a plot to make a destructive anti-nuclear statement to the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171539 +0000" stop="20260720180344 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half-Pint - S03E12</title>
    <desc>String decides to adopt St. John's Amerasian son when theson's discovery points to St. John being dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720180344 +0000" stop="20260720185146 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wildfire - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dominic introduces Hawke and Caitlin to an old friend, Big Cec - the owner of an oil drilling company in the desert, and his son Little Cec, who works at the company. But they find themselves walking into the middle of a feud that has emerged between the two since the death of Big Cec's wife. With Dom staying with the pair for a few days, he is shocked to learn that Little Cec was thrown out of college for selling marijuana, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he now is being forced by a head of the oil company to make drug runs in part of a drug smuggling operation. Dom sets about trying to put things right, but it is no easy task going against the ruthless drug runners...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720185146 +0000" stop="20260720193949 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discovery - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A man who once failed to steal Airwolf is given a second chance when a young lady he knows stumbles upon its hiding place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720193949 +0000" stop="20260720202752 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Jeopardy - S03E15</title>
    <desc>After Tess Dixon, the wife of infamous crime-lord Cullen Dixon, escapes his bodyguards while swimming in the sea at night, Archangel asks Hawke and Santini to deliver her safely via Airwolf to a top-secret location, where she will testify against a cartel of corrupt businessmen who are plotting to assassinate high-ranking officials in Washington. Tess is an old flame of Hawke's, something which makes him very reluctant to accept the mission, before he finally agrees, but they come under continual attack as Cullen Dixon's men aim to see that Tess never makes it to testify...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720202752 +0000" stop="20260720211554 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Wolf - S03E16</title>
    <desc>String and Dom become involved in a custody dispute when a friend of Strings who was about to be divorced dies leaving his wife and mother to battle for his infant son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211554 +0000" stop="20260720220337 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Monday - S03E17</title>
    <desc>At Caitlin’s sorority reunion kidnappers after one of her “sisters” bungle the job and end up holding the whole reunion hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720220337 +0000" stop="20260720225137 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawke's Run - S03E18</title>
    <desc>String discovers that an old friend is a double agent when a schematic he was to turn over to the FIRM is stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720225137 +0000" stop="20260720233940 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break-in at Santa Paula - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The wife of a deceased old friend of Hawke's begs him to rescue her son Terry, who is in a corrupt Mexican prison after being framed, with a bad heart condition. After visiting the prison posing as the boy's uncle, in order to survey the layout, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin make the rescue bit; but the attempt fails when Terry attempts to take an ill friend with them, causing Hawke himself to be captured and held in the prison...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720233940 +0000" stop="20260721002743 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Fell from the Sky - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Hawke is doing some late-night fishing on the lake outside his cabin, when he sees a helicopter fly over and drop a body into the water. Pulling the unconscious, dumped young woman out and taking her to hospital, he finds that the girl has amnesia due to her trauma, but doctor's examination indicates that she is a  drug user and worked as a prostitute. Hawke sets out to help the girl find out her true identity, and just what trouble she was in that had led to people trying kill her - but when the hit-men who had dumped her into the lake find out that she is still alive, they set out to see that neither girl or Hawke are around to uncover the truth about her...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002743 +0000" stop="20260721011523 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tracks - S03E21</title>
    <desc>String takes group of wheelchair-bound Vietnam war vets on a mountain hike adventure, but they wind up fighting for thier lives when a deranged mountain man, wants them off his mountain at any cost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011523 +0000" stop="20260721020326 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of Paradise - S03E22</title>
    <desc>String comes to the aid of his nephew who asks String for help when his mother disappears for a week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721020326 +0000" stop="20260721024928 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackjack - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dom is killed in a helicopter accident that also severely injures String. Dom's niece, Jo, inherits and takes charge of Santini Air. The Company sends Locke to regain possession of Airwolf, he recruits Major Mike Rivers ,an Air Force pilot to help him find and fly the craft. Together they rescue St. John from a jungle prison  and he and Jo round out the new Airwolf team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721024928 +0000" stop="20260721033540 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After being captured and sentenced to die, Jo's only hope for survival lies with a Soviet defector.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721033540 +0000" stop="20260721042146 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Town for Hire - S04E03</title>
    <desc>St. John is following Jo in a bi-plane as she tries out a new navigation device in a helicopter over an area of wilderness, when her helicopter is suddenly struck from the ground by a laser-beam that sends her chopper crashing down. St. John's plane is also hit, but he manages to land in the nearby town of Santa Mira before he looses consciousness. Waking up the next day in the local hospital, he is infuriated that nobody seems to believe his story and is out looking for Jo. But when he arrives at the crash-site, there is no sign of the crash ever happened, and as St. John tries to find out what is going on, he finds that the small boom town is held in some kind of grip of fear...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721042146 +0000" stop="20260721050722 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salvage - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A former female employee of the Company, who has suffered mental trauma after a Company mission went wrong, insists that she is seeing strange lights and hearing unexplained noises in the middle of the night, over her remote home and the nearby Indian burial ground in the rural town of Devil’s Ridge. Jason sends St. John and Mike to investigate, and they are just as sceptical as everyone else, putting it down to her mental troubles, but the source of the disturbances is actually a stolen super-helicopter – a third version of Airwolf called “The Scorpion” – is hidden in the area, waiting to be picked up by KGB agents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721050722 +0000" stop="20260721055323 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Windows - S04E05</title>
    <desc>St. John and crew are under a deadline to recover a piece of stolen satellite hardware which is needed for an upcoming space shuttle flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721055323 +0000" stop="20260721063920 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piece of Cake - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The grandfather of one of four juvenile delinquents Jo and Mike have taken camping plans on killing the rest of the camping party in order to regain custody of his grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721063920 +0000" stop="20260721072534 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deathtrain - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Locke does not get along with the Russian agent he has been assigned to work with to guard a train full of nerve gas that is to be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072534 +0000" stop="20260721081141 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code of Silence - S04E08</title>
    <desc>St. John and Locke uncover a military cover-up when they represent opposite sides at a court martial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719075301 +0000" stop="20260719081643 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719081643 +0000" stop="20260719084026 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719084026 +0000" stop="20260719090408 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719090408 +0000" stop="20260719092751 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719092751 +0000" stop="20260719095133 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719095133 +0000" stop="20260719101516 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719101516 +0000" stop="20260719103858 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719103858 +0000" stop="20260719110240 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719110240 +0000" stop="20260719112623 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719112623 +0000" stop="20260719115005 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719115005 +0000" stop="20260719121348 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719121348 +0000" stop="20260719123730 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719123730 +0000" stop="20260719130113 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719130113 +0000" stop="20260719132455 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719132455 +0000" stop="20260719134838 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719134838 +0000" stop="20260719141220 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719141220 +0000" stop="20260719143603 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719143603 +0000" stop="20260719145945 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719145945 +0000" stop="20260719152328 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719152328 +0000" stop="20260719154710 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719154710 +0000" stop="20260719161052 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719161052 +0000" stop="20260719163435 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719163435 +0000" stop="20260719165817 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719165817 +0000" stop="20260719172200 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719172200 +0000" stop="20260719174542 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719174542 +0000" stop="20260719180925 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719180925 +0000" stop="20260719183307 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719183307 +0000" stop="20260719185650 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719185650 +0000" stop="20260719192032 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719192032 +0000" stop="20260719194415 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719194415 +0000" stop="20260719200757 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719200757 +0000" stop="20260719203140 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203140 +0000" stop="20260719205522 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719205522 +0000" stop="20260719211904 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719211904 +0000" stop="20260719214247 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719214247 +0000" stop="20260719220629 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719220629 +0000" stop="20260719223012 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719223012 +0000" stop="20260719225354 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719225354 +0000" stop="20260719231737 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719231737 +0000" stop="20260719234119 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719234119 +0000" stop="20260720000502 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720000502 +0000" stop="20260720002844 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720002844 +0000" stop="20260720005227 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720005227 +0000" stop="20260720011609 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720011609 +0000" stop="20260720013952 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720013952 +0000" stop="20260720020334 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720020334 +0000" stop="20260720022717 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720022717 +0000" stop="20260720025059 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720025059 +0000" stop="20260720031441 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720031441 +0000" stop="20260720033824 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720033824 +0000" stop="20260720040206 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720040206 +0000" stop="20260720042549 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720042549 +0000" stop="20260720044931 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720044931 +0000" stop="20260720051314 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720051314 +0000" stop="20260720053656 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720053656 +0000" stop="20260720060039 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060039 +0000" stop="20260720062421 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062421 +0000" stop="20260720064804 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720064804 +0000" stop="20260720071146 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720071146 +0000" stop="20260720073529 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073529 +0000" stop="20260720075911 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720075911 +0000" stop="20260720082253 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720082253 +0000" stop="20260720084636 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720084636 +0000" stop="20260720091018 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091018 +0000" stop="20260720093401 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720093401 +0000" stop="20260720095743 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720095743 +0000" stop="20260720102126 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720102126 +0000" stop="20260720104508 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720104508 +0000" stop="20260720110851 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720110851 +0000" stop="20260720113233 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720113233 +0000" stop="20260720115616 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720115616 +0000" stop="20260720121958 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720121958 +0000" stop="20260720124341 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720124341 +0000" stop="20260720130723 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720130723 +0000" stop="20260720133105 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720133105 +0000" stop="20260720135448 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720135448 +0000" stop="20260720141830 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720141830 +0000" stop="20260720144213 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720144213 +0000" stop="20260720150555 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720150555 +0000" stop="20260720152938 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720152938 +0000" stop="20260720155320 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720155320 +0000" stop="20260720161703 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720161703 +0000" stop="20260720164045 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720164045 +0000" stop="20260720170428 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720170428 +0000" stop="20260720172810 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720172810 +0000" stop="20260720175153 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720175153 +0000" stop="20260720181535 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720181535 +0000" stop="20260720183917 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720183917 +0000" stop="20260720190300 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720190300 +0000" stop="20260720192642 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720192642 +0000" stop="20260720195025 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720195025 +0000" stop="20260720201407 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720201407 +0000" stop="20260720203750 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720203750 +0000" stop="20260720210132 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720210132 +0000" stop="20260720212515 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720212515 +0000" stop="20260720214857 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720214857 +0000" stop="20260720221240 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720221240 +0000" stop="20260720223622 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720223622 +0000" stop="20260720230005 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720230005 +0000" stop="20260720232347 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720232347 +0000" stop="20260720234730 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720234730 +0000" stop="20260721001112 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721001112 +0000" stop="20260721003454 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721003454 +0000" stop="20260721005837 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721005837 +0000" stop="20260721012219 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721012219 +0000" stop="20260721014602 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721014602 +0000" stop="20260721020944 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721020944 +0000" stop="20260721023327 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721023327 +0000" stop="20260721025709 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721025709 +0000" stop="20260721032052 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721032052 +0000" stop="20260721034434 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721034434 +0000" stop="20260721040817 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721040817 +0000" stop="20260721043159 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721043159 +0000" stop="20260721045542 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721045542 +0000" stop="20260721051924 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721051924 +0000" stop="20260721054306 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721054306 +0000" stop="20260721060649 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721060649 +0000" stop="20260721063031 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721063031 +0000" stop="20260721065414 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721065414 +0000" stop="20260721071756 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721071756 +0000" stop="20260721074139 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074512 +0000" stop="20260719080701 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719082848 +0000" stop="20260719085037 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719085037 +0000" stop="20260719091228 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719091228 +0000" stop="20260719093417 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719093417 +0000" stop="20260719095607 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719095607 +0000" stop="20260719101756 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719101756 +0000" stop="20260719104034 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719104034 +0000" stop="20260719110226 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719110226 +0000" stop="20260719112413 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719112413 +0000" stop="20260719114657 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719114657 +0000" stop="20260719120837 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719120837 +0000" stop="20260719123024 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719123024 +0000" stop="20260719125212 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719125212 +0000" stop="20260719131458 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719131458 +0000" stop="20260719133643 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719133643 +0000" stop="20260719135828 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719135828 +0000" stop="20260719142011 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719142011 +0000" stop="20260719144155 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719144155 +0000" stop="20260719150344 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719150344 +0000" stop="20260719152627 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719152627 +0000" stop="20260719154801 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154801 +0000" stop="20260719160948 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719160948 +0000" stop="20260719163138 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719163138 +0000" stop="20260719165317 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719165317 +0000" stop="20260719171559 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719171559 +0000" stop="20260719173749 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719173749 +0000" stop="20260719175934 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719175934 +0000" stop="20260719182129 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182129 +0000" stop="20260719184314 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719184314 +0000" stop="20260719190459 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719190459 +0000" stop="20260719192648 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719192648 +0000" stop="20260719194923 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719194923 +0000" stop="20260719201113 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719201113 +0000" stop="20260719203258 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719203258 +0000" stop="20260719205439 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719205439 +0000" stop="20260719211722 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719211722 +0000" stop="20260719213912 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719213912 +0000" stop="20260719220147 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719220147 +0000" stop="20260719222428 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719222428 +0000" stop="20260719224617 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719224617 +0000" stop="20260719230810 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719230810 +0000" stop="20260719233001 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719233001 +0000" stop="20260719235155 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719235155 +0000" stop="20260720001345 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720001345 +0000" stop="20260720003529 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720003529 +0000" stop="20260720005717 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720005717 +0000" stop="20260720011850 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720011850 +0000" stop="20260720014037 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014037 +0000" stop="20260720020316 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020316 +0000" stop="20260720022502 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor Iago - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Iago can't stand being greedy so he steals valuables to give away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720022502 +0000" stop="20260720024648 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Dagger Rock - S01E39</title>
    <desc>On a lovely day Aladdin and Jasmine are about to go on a date, but it is quickly ruined by Mozenrath. He kidnaps Aladdin for Genie, and now Jasmine has to disguise herself as a guard to rescue him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720024648 +0000" stop="20260720030836 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Heat of the Fright - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends meet Mirage, the evil catwoman with incredible powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720030836 +0000" stop="20260720033023 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero With a Thousand Feathers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Iago is destined to wake up an ancient evil, and when he does it tramples Agrabah. Iago gets frightened and blames Genie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720033023 +0000" stop="20260720035212 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Faces of Genie - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Genie experiments by giving himself seven split personalities, but something goes wrong and those personalities split out of him and rampage all over Ghezistan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720035212 +0000" stop="20260720041454 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720041454 +0000" stop="20260720043645 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720043645 +0000" stop="20260720045829 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720045829 +0000" stop="20260720052014 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720052014 +0000" stop="20260720054201 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch Way Did She Go? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient witches of the sand have returned to rule Agrabah and Sadira must choose between power and real friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720054201 +0000" stop="20260720060348 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Mirage tries to eliminate Agrabah with a black spire that eliminates anything its shadow touches. Can Aladdin and friends stop her before Agrabah disappears at sundown?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060348 +0000" stop="20260720062533 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
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    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
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    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Each one of Aladdin's friends gets replaced by undead mamluks.</desc>
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    <title>Love at First Sprite - S01E57</title>
    <desc>A group of sprites teach Aladdin how to fly and carpet feels left out. When the sprites want to play all the time they seem to good to be true and carpet teaches them a lesson they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Butterfingers has some tricks up his sleeve and he's after the Sultan who's been turned into a miniature gold statue.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost City Of The Sun - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath enslaves the sprites and forces them to find a lost city that contains an enormous amount of power. Some sprites escape and go to Aladdin for help.</desc>
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    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Iago acts greedy again and this time it leads them to the Netherworld. Now they are trapped in the Netherworld with Ayam Aghoul. Can Iago and Abu escape and prevent Aladdin from falling into Ayam's trap?</desc>
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    <title>Genie Hunt - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Genie's old master allows a muktar to hunt Genie to get him back.</desc>
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    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 1 - S01E61</title>
    <desc>When Aladdin finds out that 3 theives from the past have somehow turned into powerful magical creatures he tries to stop them. Before he can do so all of Aladdin's friends( except Abu) ask him who are these old thieves, so Aladdin tells him how he knows these theives.</desc>
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    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 2 - S01E62</title>
    <desc>After telling the story of how he met them, Aladdin and co. go find their headquarters to put a stop to them once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>From Hippsodeth, With Love - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Queen Hippsodeth has fallen in love with the Sultan of Agrabah, but King Pecter has fallen in love with her. A deadly love triangle means trouble for the Sultan and Agrabah.</desc>
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    <title>Destiny on Fire - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Aziz is back, and he's turned the Sultan, Jasmine, and the rest of Agrabah into slugs while Aladdin and the gang are on vacation. Rasoul is the only one from the palace who has managed to escape. Aladdin and Rasoul must find a way to work together to finally beat Aziz without fighting each other in the process.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
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    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
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    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
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    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
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    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
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    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721061054 +0000" stop="20260721063246 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
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    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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    <desc>The Tanners pamper ALF after he catches his first Earth cold.</desc>
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    <title>Love on the Rocks - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Neal and his ex-wife Margaret reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest.</desc>
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    <title>True Colors - S04E16</title>
    <desc>ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme That Old Time Religion - S04E17</title>
    <desc>As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>When I'm Sixty-Four - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Oh, Tannerbaum - S01E12</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time. Unfortunately ALF chops the Christmas tree into firewood before anyone notices. The Tanners then have two tasks: to teach ALF all about Christmas and find a new Christmas tree.</desc>
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    <title>Weird Science - S01E23</title>
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    <title>La Cucaracha - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Come Fly with Me - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Come Fly with Me - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Working My Way Back to You - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E29 - Banquos Chair - S04E29</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E30 - A Night with the Boys - S04E30</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E31 - Your Witness - S04E31</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E33 - The Dusty Drawer - S04E33</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E34 - A True Account - S04E34</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E35 - Touché - S04E35</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E36 - Invitation to an Accident - S04E36</title>
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  <programme start="20260721045415 +0000" stop="20260721052026 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E01 - Arthur - S05E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260721052026 +0000" stop="20260721054639 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E02 - The Crystal Trench - S05E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260721054639 +0000" stop="20260721061251 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E03 - Appointment at Eleven - S05E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260721061251 +0000" stop="20260721063847 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E04 - Coyote Moon - S05E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260721063847 +0000" stop="20260721070457 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E05 - No Pain - S05E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260721070457 +0000" stop="20260721073053 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E06 - Anniversary Gift - S05E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260721073053 +0000" stop="20260721075704 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E07 - Dry Run - S05E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260721075704 +0000" stop="20260721082248 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E08 - The Blessington Method - S05E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260719073858 +0000" stop="20260719082208 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hourglass - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Lauren is working for the Covenant, Vaughn is told to keep up the façade of a happy marriage in order to keep tabs on his wife's activities. But he's in for a shock when he uncovers the truth about Lauren's mother, Olivia. Meanwhile, Jack refuses to help exonerate Sloane of his crimes and put in motion a stay of execution, and a monk discloses the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger" to Sydney.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719082208 +0000" stop="20260719090419 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Ties - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After discovering the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger," Sydney and Jack seek the aid of Sloane, to track the "Passenger" down. Meanwhile, after learning a secret about his father from Thomas Brill, Vaughn is kidnapped and tortured by Lauren and Sark, who are about to track "The Passenger" down themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719090419 +0000" stop="20260719094549 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>With the aid of Katya Derevko and CIA imprisoned security systems designer Toni Cummings, Sydney and Vaughn attempt to track down Sloane and Nadia. But Lauren and Sark are also in hot pursuit of them in order to uncover the secrets of Rambaldi. Meanwhile, Vaughn's obsession with tracking down Lauren is beginning to consume him, Sydney and Vaughn turn the tables on an old foe, and Katya expresses her attraction to Jack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719094549 +0000" stop="20260719102807 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Lauren stages a stunning betrayal to steal classified materials from the CIA. Meanwhile, Vaughn comes face to face with his darkest demons in pursuit of his wife; Nadia must decide whether or not she can trust her father, Sloane, in the pursuit of Rambaldi's most priceless artifact; and Sydney receives a shattering revelation that will make her question everything - and everyone - she thought she could trust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719102807 +0000" stop="20260719111126 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney quits the CIA and joins a Black Ops unit called "Authorized Personnel Only" alongside Dixon, Jack, Vaughn and... Sloane. Meanwhile, the truth Sydney found out in Wittenberg endangers her relationship with Jack, and eventually she reveals the awful truth to Vaughn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719111126 +0000" stop="20260719115443 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney unwillingly teams up with her father to hunt down a modern-day samurai. Meanwhile, Nadia doesn't want to go back to the spy business, but is forced to when Sydney's life is jeopardized. Sydney finds out the reason behind Jack's misdeed and Nadia makes an unsettling promise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719115443 +0000" stop="20260719123523 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awful Truth - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney must seduce a murderous arms dealer in order to track down a stolen NSA code-breaker. Meanwhile, Vaughn fears for Weiss's life, and Sydney and Jack argue about telling Nadia the truth about her mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719123523 +0000" stop="20260719131552 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover to track down a deadly new bio-weapon. Meanwhile, Sydney is concerned about Vaughn not having yet put Lauren behind, and Nadia turns to a Jack to find out the truth about her mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719131552 +0000" stop="20260719135713 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Liberty Village - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover as a married couple so as to find a weapon that could bring back the Dark Ages. However, the neighborhood they've infiltrated is not as charming as it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719135713 +0000" stop="20260719143851 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nocturne - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After being infected with a hallucinogen, Sydney starts to lose touch with reality. Vaughn and Jack must rush to find an antidote before Sydney puts her life - and others next to her - into danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719143851 +0000" stop="20260719151925 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Détente - S04E07</title>
    <desc>While Sydney and Nadia argue about Nadia's acceptance of Sloane's fatherly concerns, Sloane worries about Nadia's well-being when she and Sydney go undercover as wealthy, irresponsible young heiresses to uncover the whereabouts of a deadly chemical.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719151925 +0000" stop="20260719160152 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sloane temporarily steps down as Director of his Task Force and gives Jack full authority over the next assignment, which involves Anna Espinosa, Sydney's old foe. However, Anna turns the tables on APO when she captures Nadia and forces Sydney to do her biddings. Sydney tells Nadia about the Rambaldi's prophecy which dictates that two sisters will fight and only one will survive. Meanwhile, Vaughn visits Sark and tries to trick him into helping them to catch Anna. In the end, one of the sisters is mortally wounded by Anna.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719160152 +0000" stop="20260719164150 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man of His Word - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While Nadia is in a coma, Sark is taken into APO and to help them infiltrate Cadmus Revolutionary Front and retrieve the bomb, but in return he demands to see Lauren's corpse and that Vaughn opens her coffin for him. Nadia may be the only person with the intel they need to intercept the bomb, so Jack is forced to prematurely wake Nadia from her coma, endangering her life, which doesn't please Sloane when he finds out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719164150 +0000" stop="20260719172409 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Index - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dixon enlists Sydney to help him prove that Sloane is double-crossing the CIA and using APO to steel the Blackwell Index, a master blackmail list, and to reconstruct the Alliance. Sydney makes her way into Sloane's house so as to copy the encryption key from his secure phone and crack his calls. When Nadia finds her, she becomes disappointed in her sister. Meanwhile, Vaughn discovers something disturbing about his father when he visits his comatose uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719172409 +0000" stop="20260719180532 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Home - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney must protect the life of a civilian, whom she unintentionally put in danger. Meanwhile, Jack plans a visit with an old friend, and Vaughn uncovers more disturbing secrets about his father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719180532 +0000" stop="20260719184842 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Orphan - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Nadia puts her own life - as well Sydney's and Weiss's - in danger after failing to unveil her past through a dangerous criminal. Meanwhile, Vaughn finds a person who is somehow connected to his father and Nadia as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719184842 +0000" stop="20260719193158 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a mission goes wrong, Sydney's is placed in danger and Marshall is the only one who can save her. Meanwhile, Dixon is exposed to a deadly pathogen released inside APO.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719193158 +0000" stop="20260719201353 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightingale - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn risk their lives trying to find out the truth about Vaughn's father. Finally, we find out why Jack and Sloane seem to be conspiring together against Sydney and Vaughn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719201353 +0000" stop="20260719205700 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandora - S04E15</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to talk to Sydney, Katya Derevko deliberately poisons herself and is temporally taken out from her cell. Once Nadia tells her sister about this, Sydney visits her aunt to tell her to stay away from Nadia. However, Katya unsettles Sydney by telling her that someone framed her mother as a means of getting her killed. Sydney sets off in search of the truth behind this story. Meanwhile, Vaughn becomes a rogue agent by getting involved with the people who might know his father's whereabouts. In the end, he and Sydney find out that the man behind these two plots is no other than A. Sloane. However, things are not exactly as they seem to be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719205700 +0000" stop="20260719213855 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Mister Sloane - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn tell Jack about Sloane's alleged involvement in Vaughn's search for his father and Irina's contract on Sydney's life. After cornering Sloane, they both conclude that someone is framing him. The APO team set a trap to catch the fake A. Sloane, but they fail. Once they realize what "Arvin Clone" is after at, Sloane suggests to step down, temporarily. However, Sydney reluctantly convinces him to stay on the case, since he may the only person able to anticipate "Arvin Clone"'s next move. But Nadia fears that this pursue may revive her father's past obsession – Rambaldi.`</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719213855 +0000" stop="20260719222119 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clean Conscience - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Nadia's former caretaker, Sophia, has been severely beaten. She contacts Nadia and asks to meet her. Sloane is told by Sophia that she was beaten up, because someone is trying to track Nadia down, so he and Jack decide to tell their daughters the truth – Elena Derevko, the third and the most cruelest of the Derevko sisters, has been surveilling both Sydney and Nadia for a decade. Meanwhile, Jack's doctor advises him to tell Sydney about his illness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719222119 +0000" stop="20260719230349 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirage - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Jack's illness has caused him to hallucinate about a cure. Sydney must recreate the time when Jack was working for the CIA and hid the only man who might be able to help him now. For this, Sydney must play her own mother. Meanwhile, Sophia moves in with Sydney and Nadia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719230349 +0000" stop="20260719234650 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams... - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The team captures the Sloane Imposter and questions him to find a rare Rambaldi orchid. The real Sloane must relive a painful memory in order to get the Imposter to reveal the orchid location.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719234650 +0000" stop="20260720002934 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Descent - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After a tactical group infiltrates the DSR and steals Rambaldi artifacts, CIA director Hayden Chase discovers that the alarms at the DSR were disabled from Nadia's computer, allowing the raid to happen, and shows up at the apartment to question her.  Soon Sloane and Jack arrive and suspect that Sophia, who had access to the computer while she was living with Syd and Nadia, is Elena Derevko.  They follow her trail to a dead Rambaldi follower, a stunning betrayal, and a presumed dead family member...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720002934 +0000" stop="20260720011223 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Search and Rescue - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Rambaldi's catastrophic endgame begins to fall into place as a giant red ball version of the Circumference/Mueller device is found floating over a large city in Russia, driving the citizens mad with violence. After a wounded Dixon reveals that Irina is alive, Sydney, Nadia, and Jack set off to find her. It turns out that Irina had been captured, and then duplicated using Project Helix, in order to give the impression that she was dead. Sydney and Nadia discover Irina being held inside a camp in Tikal, safely in the clutches of Elena's private army. Irina had apparently been working to counter Elena's organization, the Covenant, and actually PREVENT the Rambaldi endgame. Irina is taken to APO and tells them of a page she destroyed, a page that was key to Rambaldi's endgame. Under torture, she finally broke and recreated it for Elena. After a short respite, Sydney, Vaughn, Jack, Nadia, and Irina board a plane parachute down, towards Elena, Sloane, the Circumference....and destiny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720011223 +0000" stop="20260720015521 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before the Flood - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jack, Sydney, Irina, Vaughn and Nadia parachute into Sovogda. They're supposed to dismantle a giant red ball turning people into zombies. At APO, Marshall and Weiss use the Blackwell Index to blackmail the Russian minister into giving them the access codes to a Russian satellite, they discover that Elena is uplinking the satellite. A CIA agent, Brodien reminds them that the Rambaldi device is broadcasting a subaudible frequency that physiologically alters people who drink it and it is irreversible. Elena learns of the APO team's arrival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720015521 +0000" stop="20260720023825 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prophet Five - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After learning that the man she has known as Michael Vaughn is under investigation and suspected of being a double agent, Sydney begins to question whether their business and personal relationship over the years had all been a lie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720023825 +0000" stop="20260720032059 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>...1... - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Renée - a fugitive on the CIA's most wanted list -- to track down the murderer of a close friend before the killer can strike again. Meanwhile, Jack enlists a reluctant new agent, Thomas Grace (Balthazar Getty), and Weiss struggles to decide whether or not to accept a promotion that would force him to leave his colleagues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720032059 +0000" stop="20260720040407 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney is forced to partner on a mission with new APO agent Thomas Grace. They discover that Rachel Gibson -- a spy suspected of being involved in activities against the U.S. -- has something shockingly in common with Sydney.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720040407 +0000" stop="20260720044652 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mockingbird - S05E04</title>
    <desc>While Sloane awaits the outcome of his sentencing, Sydney's life is put in grave danger when Gordon Dean discovers that Rachel is still alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720044652 +0000" stop="20260720052840 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Box - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Tom discover that Renie has stolen the cryo container, and soon find themselves under siege by a group of mercanaries who want the contents of the container. Meanwhile, Sloane takes matters into his own hands to get himself back into APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720052840 +0000" stop="20260720061041 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solo - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel receives a little help from Syd for her first solo mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720061041 +0000" stop="20260720065306 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fait Accompli - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Sydney and APO attempt to discover whom Gordon Dean is working for and what their end game is. Meanwhile, when the group claiming to have a cure for daughter Nadia continues to play mind games with him, Sloane struggles for control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065306 +0000" stop="20260720073554 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Rachel and Sydney have to join forces with Julian Sark to prevent a deadly micropulse bomb from falling in the hands of a dangerous mercenary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073554 +0000" stop="20260720081730 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horizon - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Vaughn after being kidnapped and being placed in a hypnotic. What Sydney doesn't know is that the kidnapper is a very familiar face with an obscure interest in her unborn child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720081730 +0000" stop="20260720085944 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.O.S. - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The entire APO gang is trapped inside the CIA offices and Weiss saves them. However, Weiss will not be returning to APO, he will just be helping the others on a mission to obtain information regarding Sydney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720085944 +0000" stop="20260720094218 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maternal Instinct - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney receives an unexpected visit from Irina. Together with Jack, they travel to Vancouver to search for information about The Horizon, but the trio is ambushed. While Jack takes on Kelly Peyton, Sydney goes into labor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720094218 +0000" stop="20260720102434 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Only One Sydney Bristow - S05E12</title>
    <desc>One month after the baby is born, Sydney is taking time off from work. Will is what pulls her back in the field while she's on maternity leave. The enemies realize that the best way to hurt Sydney is through her friends. Anna Espinosa also returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720102434 +0000" stop="20260720110727 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>30 Seconds - S05E13</title>
    <desc>While the gang starts to learn more about the Prophet 5, Sloane is distressed to learn that Prophet Five's cure for Nadia is just as likely to kill her. Meanwhile, Devlin returns, the search for Anna Espinosa continues, Rambaldi's prophetic Page 47 resurfaces, and Sydney offers Renée a job at APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720110727 +0000" stop="20260720114948 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I See Dead People - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Marshall reports to Jack that a microchip, found in Renée Rienne's body, is etched with the name 'Andre Micheaux'. Peyton tells Sloane that Sydney is being sent to Nepal to meet with someone regarding the chip. Sloane sends Anna, now Sydney's doppelgänger, to intercept. When Marshall discovers that the APO office is bugged, Jack frantically tries to reach Sydney to warn her before it is too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720114948 +0000" stop="20260720123212 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Hard Feelings - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney now posing as Anna, brings Peyton a microchip with a device hidden in it. Meanwhile Sloane finishes translating page 47 and reports that only the chosen one can complete the circle, which leads Sark and Sydney on a dangerous mission to a prison. Rachel finally discovers Tom's secret about what happened to his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720123212 +0000" stop="20260720131507 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reprisal - S05E16</title>
    <desc>In the first part of [the] Alias two-hour finale event, 'Reprisal,' Sloane takes Marshall and Rachel hostage in order to discover a crucial clue to Rambaldi's ultimate endgame, as Sydney, Vaughn and APO race to stop him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131507 +0000" stop="20260720135806 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Time in the World - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Peyton tells Sloane that she has made a deal for the Rambaldi Sphere with an ally in China. Sloane arranges for stolen missiles to be sent to Hong Kong. Sloane's plan is revealed to the APO members, who race to stop him before he can use the Rambaldi Sphere to put the plan in motion. But this all leads to a long awaited confrontation between Sydney and Irina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135806 +0000" stop="20260720150420 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney Bristow discovers that her job as an agent for SD-6, a top-secret division of the CIA, holds some deadly secrets that threaten the security of the free world. In spite of being warned against it, Sydney reveals her secret to her fiancé, Danny, who later on is murdered. Sydney finds that her father, Jack, is also SD-6 and that the group is not part of the CIA, but actually an enemy of the United States. Sydney seeks the aid of the real CIA and is enlisted as a double agent under the command of operations officer Vaughn. Her mission now is to complete her cases at SD-6 while reporting her findings back to the CIA. But when Sydney finds out that her father is also affiliated with the CIA, she begins to question where his true allegiances really lie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720150420 +0000" stop="20260720154958 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So It Begins - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney returns to SD-6 and is assigned with Dixon to travel to Moscow to retrieve some stolen files. But when Sydney discovers that she has inadvertently given SD-6 access to a nuclear weapon, she is forced to travel to Cairo and face a deadly foe. Meanwhile, Will begins to question the circumstances surrounding Danny's death, and Sydney learns of her father's involvement in the murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154958 +0000" stop="20260720163207 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney's life is in mortal danger as she is sent to Madrid to retrieve a 500-year-old sketch that contains a set of numbers and meets up with her deadly nemesis, K-Directorate agent Anna Espinosa. Meanwhile, Will delves deeper into the cause of Danny's death and discovers a very strange anomaly.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Broken Heart - S01E04</title>
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    <desc>Vaughn asks Sydney to use her friendship with Sloane's wife, Emily, to gain access to a mysterious Rambaldi book which happens to be under lock and key in a safe at Sloane's home. Meanwhile, Will is kidnapped and told to drop his investigation of SD-6 or risk the lives of his family and friends, including Sydney's.</desc>
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    <desc>In order to catch Khasinau and get closer to finding her mother, Sydney and Vaughn set up an undercover transaction for a Rambaldi artifact with Khasinau's representative, Mr. Sark. But Sydney's cover may be compromised when a SD-6 agent is sent in to thwart the sale. Meanwhile, Will is enticed to continue his investigation of SD-6 when he learns the identity of one of his kidnappers. Emily tells Sydney that she knows about SD-6, which forces Sloane to make the most difficult decision of his life.</desc>
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    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
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    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
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    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Simon is intimate with Mrs. Humphrey in 1859; Jamie confesses his love in 1843</desc>
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    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Grace tries neuro-hypnosis in an attempt to recover memories.</desc>
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    <title>Here Comes Alice Cottontail - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Alice allows Tommy to stay with Mel, prompting a wager between Alice and Mel, she bets that he will kick Tommy out and Mel bets that Alice will snoop on her son.</desc>
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    <title>Mel and the Green Machine - S05E01</title>
    <desc>An automated bank teller accidentally spews out $24,675 to an astonished but delighted Mel.</desc>
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    <title>Dog Day Evening - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After his safe is stolen, Mel rents the services of two very efficient guard dogs.</desc>
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    <title>Hello Vegas, Goodbye Diner (1) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Robert Goulet makes an appearance when Vera wins a free trip to Las Vegas and Alice, Mel and Belle tag along to try their luck.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Robert Goulets (2) - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mel may get his diner back if Belle can get Robert Goulet to perform for a Las Vegas casino owner but when it seems she can't get him, Alice steps in and impersonates him.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Aunt Agatha - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Vera's Aunt Agatha, a freewheeling sexagenarian, makes a pit stop in Phoenix while motorcycling to Mexico.  This prompts Vera to make a life altering decision, whether or not to ride off into the sunset with her aunt.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy's T.K.O. - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Against Alce's expressed wishes, Mel secretly teaches Tommy how to take care of a school bully.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719102504 +0000" stop="20260719104649 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Improved Mel - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The sparsely attended funeral of a buddy persuade Mel to become Mr. Nice Guy and ensure a decent turnout at his own burial.</desc>
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    <title>Carrie Sings the Blues - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Mel's mother is singing the blues because her husband of six months has just left her.</desc>
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    <title>Henry's Bitter Half - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Henry's convinced that his wife of 20 years is suddenly being nice because she's having an affair, so he tells her he's having one too, with Alice.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Locks Belle Out - S05E10</title>
    <desc>As the new manager of her apartment building, Alice has the unenviable task of locking out a delinquent fellow tenant, Belle.</desc>
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    <title>Vera Goes Out On a Limb - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Vera goes out on a limb to save a century old tree in front of the diner from being cut down for a road-widening project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719121333 +0000" stop="20260719123516 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jerry Reed Fish Story - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The waitresses cut up a huge fish they find in the refrigerator, unaware that singer Jerry Reed had left it there until he could have it stuffed.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bye Bye, Birdie - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mel gets into a nose-to-beak yelling match with Vera's new pet parrot.</desc>
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    <title>Alice's Son, the Drop-out - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Tommy is cutting classes to pursue a singing career and his first job is singing at a juice saloon.</desc>
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    <title>Carrie Chickens Out - S05E15</title>
    <desc>During a visit, Carrie plans to help out at the diner and cook but a fed up Mel kicks her out and she goes to work for a competitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133933 +0000" stop="20260719140115 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Macho, Macho Mel - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When, Mel recounts the story of the little old lady who mugged him, the old lady becomes four thugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719140115 +0000" stop="20260719142309 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S05E17</title>
    <desc>A trucker chooses Mel's Diner as the place to tell her amorous driving partner to hit the road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719142309 +0000" stop="20260719144500 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Strikes Up the Band - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alice thinks she has found her main chance when she lands a gig singing at a big banquet with a 1940's theme and an influential audience of restaurant owners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719144500 +0000" stop="20260719150652 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Kissing the Great Chef of Phoenix? - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mel suddenly takes a romantic interest in Vera, who doesn't realize it's just a ploy to make his girlfriend, Marie, jealous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719150652 +0000" stop="20260719152835 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Makes Five - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Vera refuses to give up the baby girl someone left in her pile of wash at the laundromat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152835 +0000" stop="20260719155020 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bet a Million, Mel - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mel borrows $10,000 against the diner to bet on a 90-to-1 nag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719155020 +0000" stop="20260719161157 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guinness on Tap - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Determined to leave her mark on the world, Vera sets out to break the tap dancing endurance record.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161157 +0000" stop="20260719163333 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comrade Mel - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A towel boy from the Russian ballet takes refuge in Mel's storeroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719163333 +0000" stop="20260719165519 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Halloween Surprise - S06E04</title>
    <desc>On Halloween, Alice's latest heartthrob asks her to shepherd his four kids for the evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719165519 +0000" stop="20260719171657 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Big Four-Oh! - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It's Alice's 40th birthday, and for the milestone she gets a millstone, a visit from her meddling mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719171657 +0000" stop="20260719173834 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Cousin, Wendell - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Smooth operator Mel teaches his shy cousin, Wendell, how to score with Vera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719173834 +0000" stop="20260719180009 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Bouncing Check - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Against Mel's orders, Vera cashes a check for an old flame, who's nowhere to be found when it bounces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180009 +0000" stop="20260719182154 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Mel's Gone - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Mel becomes despondent when he realizes he has no heirs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182154 +0000" stop="20260719184635 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Christmas Carol - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The ghost of a partner past gives Mel the dickens on Christmas Eve after Mel fired Alice, Jolene and Vera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184635 +0000" stop="20260719190814 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild One - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alice's spirit inspires a biker to recruit her as his ""old lady.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190814 +0000" stop="20260719192951 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Calls the Shots - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alice blows the whistle on Tommy's basketball playing when his grades start to slip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719192951 +0000" stop="20260719195131 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not with My Niece You Don't - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Mel gives Tommy advice on how to charm the ladies, which Tommy promptly applies to Mel's niece.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719195131 +0000" stop="20260719201308 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of Soaps - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After getting hooked on soap operas, Vera becomes a washout at work and later quits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719201308 +0000" stop="20260719203446 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharples vs. Sharples - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Mel has a beef with his mother who wants to publish his secret chili recipe in her new cookbook.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203446 +0000" stop="20260719205619 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day Massacre - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Valentine's Day promises anything but hearts and flowers for the diner staff, who all quarrel with their dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719205619 +0000" stop="20260719211757 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Little Waitress in the World - S06E16</title>
    <desc>A book on building self-confidence inspires Vera to become ""the best little waitress in the world!""  Later, Mel leaves a newly confident Vera in charge of the diner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211757 +0000" stop="20260719213935 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice and the Acorns - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Alice is visited by a high-school chum who's still suffering from her teenage inferiority complex.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker - S06E18</title>
    <desc>To help Jolene's exhausted good buddy, the girls drive his rig to a mining town, blissfully unaware that they're hauling dynamite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719220113 +0000" stop="20260719222252 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel Wins By a Nose - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mel considers getting a nose job while undergoing surgery for a deviated septum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719222252 +0000" stop="20260719224430 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give My Regrets to Broadway - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Alice's actress friend from New York persuades Tommy that he has a brilliant future on Broadway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719224430 +0000" stop="20260719230608 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Reunion Romance - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Vera returns from her high-school reunion with stars in her eyes and a sparkler on her finger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230608 +0000" stop="20260719232746 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monty Falls for Alice - S06E22</title>
    <desc>A jilted acquaintance flips for Alice on the first bounce and when she doesn't reciprocate his feelings he threatens to jump from the Mel's Diner sign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719232746 +0000" stop="20260719234924 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spell Mel's - S06E23</title>
    <desc>To counter a competitor whose contest is drawing customers, Mel launches one too and ups the ante to $3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719234924 +0000" stop="20260720001103 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother the Landlord - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Mel happily envisions a rent-free future when his mother buys his apartment building but surprises him when she announces a $50 rent increase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720001103 +0000" stop="20260720003242 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Lips - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720003242 +0000" stop="20260720005419 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Take This Waitress? - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of Mel's Diner - S07E03</title>
    <desc>There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011530 +0000" stop="20260720013707 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice at the Palace - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice.  Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Joel Grey Saves the Day - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720015845 +0000" stop="20260720022022 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrie on the Rebound - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720022022 +0000" stop="20260720024155 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene's Brother Jonas - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720024155 +0000" stop="20260720030303 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Sees the Light - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720030303 +0000" stop="20260720032439 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera the Virtuoso - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032439 +0000" stop="20260720034617 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Faces the Music - S07E11</title>
    <desc>The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034617 +0000" stop="20260720040756 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy, the Jailbird - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720040756 +0000" stop="20260720042935 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene and the Night Watchman - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042935 +0000" stop="20260720045113 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Dream Car - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720045113 +0000" stop="20260720051250 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Back Little Sharples - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051250 +0000" stop="20260720053429 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera, the Torch - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053429 +0000" stop="20260720055608 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grass is Always Greener - S07E17</title>
    <desc>In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720055608 +0000" stop="20260720061747 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Fouls Out - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720061747 +0000" stop="20260720063929 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera on the Lam - S07E19</title>
    <desc>After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720063929 +0000" stop="20260720070108 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Cousin Wendy? - S07E20</title>
    <desc>To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720070108 +0000" stop="20260720072246 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Erasable Mel - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720072246 +0000" stop="20260720074424 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.</desc>
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    <title>Lies My Mother Told Me - S08E14</title>
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    <desc>After having some issues with a new game strategy on the field, Spencer diverts his attention to helping a South Crenshaw High player, who has been struggling with his own issues.  A surprise visit by Olivia’s BFF Ashley causes some tension between Olivia and Spencer.  Elsewhere, Laura guest lectures Coop’s law class, and Layla helps Jordan find a new roommate at the beach house.</desc>
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    <title>Connection - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After a spontaneous trip to the cabin leaves the Vortex without internet, they decide to spend their time helping Spencer with his latest case studies on relationships.  In the process, Spencer and Olivia are forced to deal with their growing issues head-on, while Jordan makes an unexpected discovery about Layla.  Finally, Laura reveals some difficult news to Coop about Patience’s case against Miko.</desc>
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    <title>Passin' Me By - S06E07</title>
    <desc>It's New Year's Eve and Spencer and Olivia are determined to ring in the new year together despite several interruptions that arise throughout the day. Elsewhere, Jordan gets advice on how to navigate a sensitive topic with Layla, and Asher comes clean to Jaymee about a secret he's been keeping</desc>
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    <title>Kids See Ghosts - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Laura surprises Olivia, Jordan and Spencer with a special gift from Billy that helps them navigate issues they're each dealing with. Layla makes a discovery during therapy. Coop prepares Patience for the next step in their case against Miko.</desc>
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    <title>100% - S06E09</title>
    <desc>With one of the biggest games of his career around the corner, Spencer seeks guidance by revisiting his past. Layla continues to work through her mental health recovery. Olivia receives unexpected feedback from her publisher.</desc>
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    <title>Mass Appeal - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself struggling at the NFL combine when prospective coaches dig into his past. Jordan convinces Layla to take a day for herself while he handles her first brunch service at the lounge. Asher receives some unexpected news.</desc>
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    <title>The Next Episode - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When a couples' trip doesn't go as planned, Spencer volunteers the Vortex's help at South Crenshaw High's production of "Romeo and Juliet." Jordan and Layla receive news from their wedding venue that leaves them each feeling conflicted.</desc>
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    <title>Draft Day - S06E12</title>
    <desc>With draft day around the corner, Spencer celebrates the big day by making some lavish purchases. Olivia unveils her book to her family but worries that no one will show up to her first book signing. Jordan stresses over who his best man will be.</desc>
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    <title>Victory Lap - S06E13</title>
    <desc>As they prepare for their wedding day, Layla admits to Jordan that she's missing her mother's presence. Spencer shifts his focus from the NFL draft to Layla and Jordan's big day. Patience is conflicted after receiving an unexpected opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>I Do (1) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Olivia are focused on pulling off the perfect wedding weekend. Jordan considers a new job offer, and his and Layla's search for a new home takes an unexpected turn. Laura and Grace go head-to-head to see who can write the best speech.</desc>
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    <title>I Do (2) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>When an unexpected phone call leaves Liv spiraling on her wedding day, the Vortex band together to create magic. Spencer rallies help for a surprise of his own. Laura brings in her own reinforcement. Coop receives some major news about her future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719174848 +0000" stop="20260719183116 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reborn - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Summer is ending and as the new school year is about to start, so is a new chapter. As the new QB coach at Crenshaw, Jordan is caught between being his players coach and their friend, which causes discord with his boss, Coach Bobby and his starting quarterback, Yasi. Meanwhile, Kingston's world is upended when he learns the secret that his parents, Cassius and Ava, have been keeping from him. Elsewhere, Khalil challenges the school system, Amina strives for more independence, and Coop and Layla struggle to find their footing in a new dynamic.</desc>
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    <title>Get By - S07E02</title>
    <desc>As Cassius and KJ navigate their first day at Beverly and South Crenshaw High, they struggle to find their way in unfamiliar surroundings. When Yasi antagonizes Khalil, Jordan steps in at Amina’s urging. Olivia comes to town to pay tribute to Coach Billy Baker, but when she seemingly keeps avoiding Layla, their friendship is tested. Elsewhere, Coop’s nerves take over on her first day of law.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719191306 +0000" stop="20260719195529 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ante Up - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When South Crenshaw's latest addition remains sidelined, Jordan and Coach Bobby clash over his next steps; the Eagles' devastating loss leads to finger-pointing from KJ. Cassius brings KJ to a South Crenshaw game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719195529 +0000" stop="20260719203728 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Off - S07E04</title>
    <desc>KJ, desperate to revive Beverly’s game, is conflicted between following the Baker playbook or making his own mark. Meanwhile, Layla takes a stand against controversial pop star Elle Grant which forces Coop to fight for a second chance, and Khalil faces his father who won’t let go of the past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203728 +0000" stop="20260719211946 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got a Story to Tell - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Both Beverly and Crenshaw are on a hot streak in their respective games. Amina struggles with her decision to run for Stu-Co president when she discovers her campaign speech falls on a very difficult day. When Tori makes a pass at KJ, he finds his heart pulled in two directions. Khalil reckons with the conflict between his new life and his father's influence. Coop attends a law panel, and the professor's intentions might not be entirely professional. Cassius offers KJ fatherly advice. Finally, Amina catches KJ off guard with an interesting proposal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211946 +0000" stop="20260719220142 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Mack - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Khalil must choose between lying for his father and a better path for himself. Patience gets an opportunity that tests her relationship with Coop, and KJ's fake relationship with Amina draws Tori's interest. Jordan uses Grandpa Willie's party as an opportunity to further investigate his theory about Coach Bobby, and his plan has unintended consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719220142 +0000" stop="20260719224339 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boom I Got Your Boyfriend - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Cassius struggles to come to terms with a hard truth, and Layla lends him an ear at her lounge. Amina throws a party to celebrate her Stu-Co win, but her fake relationship with KJ gets complicated when he brings Tori with him. Meanwhile, Khalil adjusts to his new living arrangements. Elsewhere, Coop and Patience find themselves at a crossroads, and they face their future head-on for the first time. Finally, Amina makes a confession to Khalil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719224339 +0000" stop="20260719232537 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squabble Up - S07E08</title>
    <desc>It's homecoming weekend at South Crenshaw High. As part of a new tradition, Amina is named Ms. South Crenshaw, which brings up memories of her mother. Khalil prepares to play for the first time since making the football team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719232537 +0000" stop="20260720000751 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadowboxin' - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer James and Darnell Hayes return to town, organizing a spirited night out aimed at resolving the escalating rivalry between Cassius and Jordan - a tension that has started to affect Khalil and KJ. Meanwhile, Coop struggles with haunting memories from her past, finding comfort in Spencer's guidance. Later, Khailil gets support from Spencer, Jordan, and others. Finally, Cassius offers words of wisdom to Spencer on his next chapter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720000751 +0000" stop="20260720004949 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The Eagles are nearing a record as the last game of the season approaches. When Cassius decides to bench his starters, KJ fights for their right to play. Amina returns from Baltimore, and she's determined to save Khalil from the threats he's facing. Khalil finally turns to Coop for help. Elsewhere, Layla helps Breonna and Coop find their way. Meanwhile, KJ and Tori's relationship reaches a turning point, and Amina is surprised by Khalil's actions. Lastly, Cassius and KJ get an unexpected visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720004949 +0000" stop="20260720013207 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Role Modelz - S07E11</title>
    <desc>KJ grapples with a new discovery about the Jeremy family. He seeks comfort in Amina, who arranges a surprise visit from KJ's mother, Ava. Ava finally has answers to lingering questions in her marriage to Cassius. Meanwhile, Khalil gets an unexpected visit on his 18th birthday, and Amina has a tough choice to consider. Finally, a tragedy unearths secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720013207 +0000" stop="20260720021421 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Hate the Player - S07E12</title>
    <desc>As Jordan recovers from his attack, Olivia and Layla encourage him to confront Cassius, and he makes a pivotal choice. Coop and Layla help Khalil process his guilt, while Jordan questions their friendship. Also, KJ tries to make amends with Tori.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720021421 +0000" stop="20260720025638 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Award Tour - S07E13</title>
    <desc>On the day of the South Crenshaw vs. Beverly game, KJ learns news that throws him off, and Cassius and Ava try to help. Meanwhile, Jordan is determined to return to the game despite outside concerns. Amina learns good news about her future, but she is unsure of what choice to make. Coop is ready for the next step with Breonna. Khalil gets support from an unlikely source. Lastly, KJ makes a bold declaration, and the game comes down to the wire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720025638 +0000" stop="20260720033847 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rewind - S08E01</title>
    <desc>It’s been six months since Beverly and Crenshaw played that pivotal playoff game, determining who would move on to the championship. But little did they know, this coming week, would actually be the one to change the course of their lives. School may be almost out for the summer, but Cassius and KJ are just beginning the unexpected fight for their joint future. KJ’s intensity of late takes a turn, leaving loved ones worried and sweeping Khalil up in its tow. Meanwhile, Jordan and Cassius’ attempts at building a family relationship take an unexpected turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720033847 +0000" stop="20260720042103 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Is No Competition - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan struggles to reconnect with Layla while Cassius is determined to show he’s the right coach for Beverly. Amina’s sudden reappearance throws Khalil and KJ off balance just as they need to focus on the Showcase, stirring tension, jealousy, and unresolved feelings that neither are prepared to face. Meanwhile, Coop is riding high on her new professional opportunities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720042103 +0000" stop="20260720050328 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Spencer James is a rising high school football player and an A student at South Crenshaw High who is recruited by Beverly High School’s football coach Billy Baker.  Spencer is conflicted on whether or not to move to Beverly High but Spencer’s mother, Grace, and his best friend, Coop, convince Spencer it’s an opportunity he has to seize.  When Spencer is forced to move in with Billy and his family, these two families and their vastly different worlds are drawn together.  They will discover that the differences that divide us on the surface hide a deeper connection – the complicated, imperfect humanity that unites us all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720050328 +0000" stop="20260720054554 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>99 Problems - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While trying to be all things, on and off the field, Spencer quickly discovers the rules he played by at Crenshaw no longer apply in Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Coop is also forced to learn a new set of rules, with Spencer’s protective “Halo Effect” now gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720054554 +0000" stop="20260720062817 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>i - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Jordan spend an unexpected day together back in Crenshaw where our Beverly Hills golden boy, Jordan, gets his first taste of real life in South Central LA. Meanwhile, Billy struggles with his identity as a father as Olivia and Layla attempt to rekindle their friendship. And Coop faces her own truth, coming clean to her parents about being gay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062817 +0000" stop="20260720071043 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose Yourself - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While riding the exhilarating wave of a three-game winning streak, Spencer becomes seduced by the Beverly Hills good life leading to an unexpected adventure with Asher. Meanwhile, Coop is also being seduced by a new way of life – gang life – and everything it offers her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071043 +0000" stop="20260720075305 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All We Got - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Spencer’s worlds come together to celebrate his birthday in Beverly Hills. But mixing the dysfunctional families – with the dash of an unexpected guest – ends in disaster. Olivia and Jordan, on a mission to uncover a family secret, discover a missing link to their father’s past. Meanwhile, Coop and Patience struggle to define their blossoming romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720075305 +0000" stop="20260720083529 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Choice is Yours - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The return of Layla’s music mogul father gives Spencer the perfect opportunity to give back to Crenshaw and reunite with an increasingly distant Coop. But Coop’s deepening affiliation with Shawn’s gang threatens Spencer’s good intentions. Billy, Jordan and Asher take a journey to Malibu to scout their next big rival as tensions simmer between Jordan and Asher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720083529 +0000" stop="20260720091755 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>At an explosive homecoming dance, friendships in both Crenshaw and Beverly will be put to the test when decisions made by Spencer trigger an avalanche that drastically changes the course of several lives.  Meanwhile, Billy finds himself forced to spend some quality time with Grace and defend his decision to marry outside of the culture.  Meanwhile, Coop realizes that getting Shawn out of gang life may come at a steep price for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091755 +0000" stop="20260720100021 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Beverly has their big Homecoming game and the pressure is on. Post-dance, Spencer is feeling the weight of the effects of his arrival at Beverly… as well as his departure from Crenshaw… and tries to set things right. Meanwhile, Billy tries to bring together his team for a win that will send them to the district play-offs for the first time since he became head coach… But Billy discovers doing what’s right and winning aren’t always the same thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720100021 +0000" stop="20260720104229 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep Ya Head Up - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer should be on top of the world – his football team is headed to the playoffs and he can finally be with Layla – but he can’t shake a major tragedy that occurred causing him to question everything. Meanwhile, Coop learns some disturbing information about a friend and Jordan is worried about the results of a drug test that could end his football career for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720104229 +0000" stop="20260720112455 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>m.A.A.d. city - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As Coop gets more involved in gang life, her relationship with Patience is tested, while Spencer is determined to find a way to help his community stop the violence that keeps occurring. Jordan is developing a relationship with his grandfather, which brings up family issues for Billy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720112455 +0000" stop="20260720120719 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Eyez on Me - S01E11</title>
    <desc>At a college recruiting event, Spencer’s former teammates from Crenshaw show up, which causes Spencer to lose focus. Olivia comes to Asher’s aid, while Jordan struggles with the opportunities that comes with being Billy Baker’s son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720120719 +0000" stop="20260720124930 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Day - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Spencer tries not to repeat the mistakes of his past with his relationship with Layla and Olivia struggles with her sobriety. Billy reveals to Laura something he did to protect his family, while Coop has conflicted emotions about reuniting with her father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720124930 +0000" stop="20260720133141 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With playoffs and mid-terms looming, Spencer makes a few shocking discoveries about his father. Coop desperately wants to bring down her enemies, while Jordan makes a connection with his grandfather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133141 +0000" stop="20260720141408 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Regulate - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer wants no part of his father’s return and Billy confronts him about their tumultuous past. Meanwhile, Layla forces Asher to re-evaluate his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720141408 +0000" stop="20260720145632 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Kept Secret - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer learns the real reason his father left when he was growing up and is devastated by the truth. Billy must deal with the repercussions of decisions he made in the past, while Coop tries to stop a plan she set in motion, with tragic consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720145632 +0000" stop="20260720153858 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Championships - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Spencer suffers a devastating setback and gets strength from an unlikely source. Billy, while focused on the championship game, realizes that he has to face some tough truths in order to get his family back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720153858 +0000" stop="20260720162124 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hussle &amp; Motivate - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After winning the state championship, Spencer James faces a difficult decision that could transform his reputation. Billy realizes he needs to make some major changes to get his life back on track, while Grace and Corey have a tough conversation regarding their family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162124 +0000" stop="20260720170347 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak Ya Clout - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Spencer torn about where to play football, he is taken aback to learn who his Dad has added to the team. Jordan faces repercussions for not taking his upcoming football game seriously. Layla gets mad at Spencer after Olivia let it slip about his football plans.  Meanwhile, Coop has found her voice again through music, which may bridge the gap between her and her mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720170347 +0000" stop="20260720174613 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never No More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer gives his Dad an ultimatum about his new player, but after talking to Jordan, Spencer has a better understanding of what is really bothering him. After Coop shows off her rapping skills at school, she becomes more confident in her ability and decides to enter a freestyle battle. Olivia reluctantly joins the So Cal Muse group with Laura’s encouragement, but Olivia learns that this might help create her own identity. Meanwhile, Layla is still not acting like herself and Spencer grows concerned after what he sees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720174613 +0000" stop="20260720182839 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Reminisce Over You - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Spencer tries to talk to Layla about what is going on, things don’t work out quite as he hoped.  It’s Billy, Corey and Grace’s 25th high school reunion which brings up a lot of memories and unfinished business.  Laura becomes upset when she discovers Jordan has found a way around being grounded.  Meanwhile, Asher turns to Olivia for support when someone from his past wants to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720182839 +0000" stop="20260720191103 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring the Pain - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After Spencer and Olivia’s efforts to try to get help for Layla blow up in their faces, Layla pretends that everything is fine by throwing a birthday party for Olivia and Jordan.  With Spencer not in a good place after the news he receives about Corey, he is forced to have dinner with the biggest football booster, and it doesn’t go well. Coop is ready to start recording the music she wants but Preach pushes her to try something that isn’t her style. Meanwhile, Jordan finds himself in trouble and turns to his dad for help, leaving Billy to do what’s best for his family even though Laura doesn’t like it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720191103 +0000" stop="20260720195327 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Knock Life - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An exhibition 7-on-7 rematch of the Beverly Eagles vs. South Crenshaw creates tension for all the players, but especially when Darnell proposes a bet that Spencer can’t refuse. Jordan realizes that he needs help and turns to Billy and Laura for support. Olivia and Asher are trying to figure out what the future for them means. Meanwhile, Coop turns to Layla for help with her song and to get in good with Layla’s dad, but Coop isn’t prepared for what she hears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195327 +0000" stop="20260720203553 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coming Home - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With Spencer, Grace, Dillon and Darnell reeling from the news about why Corey may have left, they set out on a mission to find him. After locating Corey and trying to convince him to go home with them, the weekend turns out to be just what everyone needed. In an effort to keep fighting for the family to be whole again, Billy arranges for the family to meet with a family therapist and possibly help decide on the next step for them. During the session, the therapist gives Jordan and Olivia a separate assignment, which helps them learn more about each other than either knew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720203553 +0000" stop="20260720211818 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Goes On - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With everything going on Spencer can’t get excited about his football ranking and gets some guidance from Layla, who in turn realizes it might not be the best advice for anyone, including her. Jordan gets some more news he wasn’t expecting, and Laura makes a decision about where she and Billy stand. Meanwhile, Asher gets some clarity from his parents on what happened in the last year, which helps Olivia and Asher to figure out their own stuff, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211818 +0000" stop="20260720220044 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Them Nights - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dillon is mad that Spencer hasn’t been around, so Spencer tries to make it up to him by having him help sell tickets for Coop’s show, but they find themselves confronted by the police instead. Elsewhere, Coop is shook when faced with Tyrone, but luckily she knows Preach is in her corner. Billy tries to force Jordan and Olivia to hang out with him and make memories, but all doesn’t go to plan, giving Olivia an idea on reporting injustices. Meanwhile, Layla bonds with a new friend who understands what she is going through, but she realizes that Spencer and Olivia are there for her, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720220044 +0000" stop="20260720224310 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Protect Ya Neck - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Tyrone back on the streets, Spencer is being a little overly protective of Coop and Laura and finds himself in uncharted territory. Olivia is nervous about her upcoming SoLA Muse Cotillion and tries to lean on Asher, but he seems more focused on football than ever. Coop and Patience are trying to get back into a rhythm, but things get worse when Coop’s jealous streak comes out. Meanwhile, Jordan alerts Billy about what he sees on social media that makes Billy worry a little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224310 +0000" stop="20260720232535 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S02E11</title>
    <desc>With Spencer in bad shape, Grace, Billy, Laura, Olivia and Layla rush to his side. Knowing there is a big decision he needs to make, the community from both Crenshaw and Beverly Hills rally around him to show support. In the meantime, Spencer asks Coop to do him a favor, but somehow things go from bad to worse. Elsewhere, Jordan and his teammates step up to help Billy out while he is tending to other matters.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Only Time Will Tell - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Billy and Grace are concerned that Spencer is going to push himself too hard before he is ready, which could make things worse for Spencer in the long run. Determined to secure their football future, Spencer, Darnell and Jordan decide to go on a college football visit, but Darnell's chance might be taken away by someone close to him. Asher's teammates and Olivia have been noticing a difference in Asher's performance and attitude on and off the field, leaving them to wonder why he is pushing himself so hard. Meanwhile, Layla thinks she knows what she wants to do with her future and needs Coop to do it.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of Peer Pressure - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Spencer is ready to get back to football in order to impress recruiters, but he must prove to Billy and Grace he is not pushing himself before he is ready. Layla is excited about her and Coop’s music, but Coop is distracted about what is going on in the streets. Olivia struggles in believing Asher and turns to Billy for help. Jordan does the right thing and steps up in a big way to help a friend. Meanwhile, as the District Attorney’s race is almost over, Laura tries not to get sidetracked by her opponents smear campaign.</desc>
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    <title>Who Shot Ya - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer is worried Coop isn't taking everything seriously and asks Layla for her help. Olivia questions whether she did the right thing by going to Billy about Asher, leaving Billy to have to make a tough choice in order to protect his team. Coop is feeling smothered by everyone and makes a tough decision about her potential future. Meanwhile, Laura knows Jordan has a big heart but is concerned about his relationship with Simone.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes is High - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer goes against Billy's wish and goes around him to get what he wants. Olivia and Asher are both guilt ridden for different reasons when it comes to Billy and the position he now finds himself in. Layla continues to help Coop with her music which helps Coop receive an offer that she wasn't expecting. Meanwhile, Jordan does something to try and make things easier for Simone.</desc>
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    <title>Decisions - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Spencer hears that South Crenshaw may turn into a magnet school, he and his friends decide to do something about it, but he might have bigger problems to worry about. Billy makes a decision about his future that surprises everyone. Layla is focused on trying to get Coop a tour for the summer but isn’t having much luck, so she comes up with a different strategy that makes everyone happy. Asher has an opportunity to spend the summer with his mom but isn’t sure if he should go. Meanwhile, Olivia struggles with what she will do over the summer and Jordan makes a Hail Mary in his personal life.</desc>
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    <title>Seasons Pass - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself on the defense after an interview he gave comes out, upsetting his old teammates and emotions get the best of them. Coop and Layla return from tour, but while Coop tries to figure out what happened with Patience, she tries to learn why Tyrone’s sister is back. Billy  is excited for a fresh start at South Crenshaw High, but he must confront something from his past first that could be a roadblock to his success. Meanwhile, Jordan and Simone struggle with saying goodbye to someone they love.</desc>
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    <title>How to Survive in South Central - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Both Spencer and Billy are not getting the hero’s welcome they expected from the football team and quickly realize they need to adjust their style and start earning the team’s trust first. Jordan is surprised at who the new football coach at Beverly turns out to be and that his starting quarterback position is threatened when the coach starts shaking things up. Coop and Layla get into an argument over Coop’s tour paycheck, which leads Layla to discover why Patience left the tour early. Meanwhile, Asher is keeping a secret from Olivia that could jeopardize their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>High Expectations - S03E03</title>
    <desc>With the first game of the season coming up, Spencer starts to feel the pressure on and off the field. Spencer decides to confide in Layla who might have a helpful suggestion. Now that Spencer and Billy are gone, Jordan realizes he needs to step up. Asher keeps trying to talk to Olivia about the summer, but she does everything she can to avoid the issue. Meanwhile, Coop is unconvinced that Tyrone's sister, Mo has good intentions, and maybe she is just paranoid, especially when she learns of some key information pertaining to Spencer.</desc>
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    <title>My Mind's Playing Tricks on Me - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Following Layla's advice to see a therapist, Spencer tries to get to the root of his problem, which leads to a shocking revelation. Jordan grows concerned about Simone's behavior, but when he learns the reason why, he tries to be supportive in the way she needs. Even though Asher is still suspended, he tries to prove himself to Montes and earn a potential place somehow on the team. Meanwhile, Coop wants to make a music video and turns to the community to help, while Layla and her dad face off about Patience.</desc>
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    <title>How Come - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After Spencer gets some sage advice, he and the team rally around Chris to help him with his trauma, leaving Spencer to realize it's time to be honest with Coop to get over his. Laura grows concerned about Olivia's sobriety when she notices a change in her behavior, resulting in Laura doing something that could jeopardize their relationship. Jordan gets sidelined during a game, but his eagerness to get back on the field might have a long-term consequence. Meanwhile, Layla hits a dead end with her lawsuit, so Patience takes matters into her own hands knowing Coop won't be happy when she finds out.</desc>
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    <title>Teenage Love - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With everything that has been going on, Spencer needs some alone time to clear his head and decides to go to the family cabin, but he gets a surprise visit from his friends. Grateful for the support, everyone seems to be having fun, until secrets come out leaving some of the couples out of sorts with each other. Coop is still reeling from everything Spencer said and with the urging of Patience, heads out to the cabin to confront Spencer. Meanwhile, Billy shows up to the house to do a few repairs, but when things go awry, Billy and Laura, work together to fix the problem.</desc>
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    <title>Roll the Dice - S03E07</title>
    <desc>With Coop performing in Las Vegas, Spencer and some of the gang take a road trip to see her and Layla on tour. Layla is nervous to see Spencer and admit how she is feeling towards him, and surprisingly Spencer also gets a little clarity on his feelings. Olivia surprises the group last minute, but she notices that Jordan and Simone are acting suspicious, so she enlists Spencer's help to see what they are up to. Meanwhile, with the urging of Coop, Patience tries stand up for herself, but JP has other plans leaving Patience stunned when she discovers the reason why.</desc>
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    <title>Canceled - S03E08</title>
    <desc>With Homecoming King and Queen nominations being announced, neither Spencer nor Coop seem to be in a celebratory mood with everything going on. Laura notices that Olivia has become more withdrawn and allows Olivia and Jordan to both take a mental health day and get some much-needed twin bonding time. Things get heated with Layla and Olivia, leaving Olivia to get some much-needed clarity. Meanwhile, Billy is frustrated with the interim principal's new rules, leaving Spencer to come up with a game plan with a little help from Grace.</desc>
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    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
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    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
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    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
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    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
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    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
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    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
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    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
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    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
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    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719152126 +0000" stop="20260719160353 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
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    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719172734 +0000" stop="20260719180936 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719180936 +0000" stop="20260719185203 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
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    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
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    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
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    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720002804 +0000" stop="20260720010951 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
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    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
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    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
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    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
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    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
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    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
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    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
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    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
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    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
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    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
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    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
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    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
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    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
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    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
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    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
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    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
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    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
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    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
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    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
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    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
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    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
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    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
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    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
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    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
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    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
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    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
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    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
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    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
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    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
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    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
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    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
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    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
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    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
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    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
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    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
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    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720105911 +0000" stop="20260720112237 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
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    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Are You There, Frank? It's Me, King Julien - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720120928 +0000" stop="20260720123254 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
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    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
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    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720211052 +0000" stop="20260720213432 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720213432 +0000" stop="20260720215812 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
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    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>Joey's Baptism - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Archie Baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's Permission.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's House Guests - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Night Out - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelsey's Bar.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Edith leaves Archie when she suspects him of infidelity.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (3) - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
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    <title>The Unemployment Story (1) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Archie's loses his job on the loading dock.</desc>
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    <title>The Unemployment Story (2) - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a job to Archie.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Operation (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Hospitalized Archie must accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Operation (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Archie recuperates in time to return to work with a raise and a promotion.</desc>
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    <title>Beverly Rides Again - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Archie fixes up a drinking buddy with a female impersonator.</desc>
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    <title>Teresa Moves In - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's Will - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria ponder Joey's fate should they both die.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Edith Bunker - S07E11</title>
    <desc>After Edith saves a man's life, Archie is jealous of her heroine status.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Secret Passion - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounter with an old high school friend.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby Contest - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Archie enters Joey in a contest against the wishes of Mike and Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's False Alarm - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Gloria insists that Mike get a vasectomy.</desc>
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    <title>The Draft Dodger - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Archie spars with Mike's draft-dodger friend at Christmas dinner.</desc>
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    <title>The Boarder Patrol - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Chair - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Goes Skiing - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Mike leaves Gloria behind when he joins his friends on a weekend ski trip.</desc>
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    <title>Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Archie delivers Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unaware that his departed friend was Jewish.</desc>
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    <title>The Joys of Sex - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Gloria and Mike try to get Edith and Archie open up about sex.</desc>
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    <title>Mike the Pacifist - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Stranded in a subway train, pacifist Mike punches a man who had pushed Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Fire - S07E22</title>
    <desc>After a minor house fire, Archie hopes to cash in from his insurance policy.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Split - S07E23</title>
    <desc>The Stivics spar and separate before Mike comes to his senses and returns home.</desc>
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    <title>Archie the Liberal - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Archie proposes admitting a black Jew to the lodge.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Dog Day Afternoon - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Archie accidentally runs over Barney's dog with his cab.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Archie is determined to buy Kelcy's bar.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (2) - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Edith is upset to learn Archie has forged her signature to buy Kelcy's bar.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Liz - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Edith learns a troubling secret about a deceased cousin.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's 50th Birthday (1) - S08E04</title>
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    <title>Unequal Partners - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Archie's weekend fishing plans conflict with Edith's offer to use the house for a wedding.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Grand Opening - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The grand opening of Archie's bar is a fiasco.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Bitter Pill (1) - S08E08</title>
    <desc>With business at the bar slowing down, Archie starts taking pills.</desc>
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    <desc>Archie tries to shake his dependence on pills and finds a new business partner.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (1) - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Archie unwittingly joins a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (2) - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Archie schemes to stop the local KKK group's plans.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Meet - S08E12</title>
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    <title>The Commercial - S08E15</title>
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    <title>Super Bowl Sunday - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Archie's Place is robbed on Super Bowl Sunday.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Iola's Visit - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Archie refuses to let Edith's aunt stay in the spare bedroom.</desc>
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    <title>Love Comes to the Butcher - S08E18</title>
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    <title>Two's a Crowd - S08E19</title>
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    <title>Stale Mates - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria try to spark their listless marriage.</desc>
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    <title>The Brother - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Archie's estranged brother appears and wants to reconcile before a major operation.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's New Job - S08E22</title>
    <desc>The Stivics prepare to move to California after Mike is offered a teaching position.</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Guest - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Edith farewell dinner for the Stivics poses a conflict for Mike.</desc>
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    <title>The Stivics Go West - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria leave for California.</desc>
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    <title>Little Miss Bunker - S09E01</title>
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    <title>End in Sight - S09E02</title>
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    <title>Reunion on Hauser Street - S09E03</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers attempt to reunite Barney Hefner and his wife.</desc>
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    <title>What'll We Do with Stephanie? - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers decide to keep Stephanie after her father fails to reclaim her as promised.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Final Respects - S09E05</title>
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    <title>Weekend in the Country - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Archie and Edith spend a disastrous weekend with the Hefners.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Other Wife - S09E07</title>
    <desc>At a convention, Archie awakens to find a black stewardess who swears they were married the night before.</desc>
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    <title>Edith vs. the Bank - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Edith finds her gender is a barrier to borrowing money.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Waitress - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Harry unwittingly hires the woman who had nearly led Archie astray.</desc>
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    <title>Bogus Bills - S09E10</title>
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    <title>The Bunkers Go West - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers visit Mike and Gloria for the holidays.</desc>
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    <title>California, Here We Are (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>While visiting California, the Bunkers learn that the Stivics are having marital problems.</desc>
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    <title>California, Here We Are (2) - S09E13</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers have arrived in California and learn that the Stivics are hiding the fact that they've separated.</desc>
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    <title>A Night at the PTA - S09E14</title>
    <desc>When Edith develops laryngitis, Archie steps in to sing at Stephanie's recital.</desc>
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    <title>A Girl Like Edith - S09E15</title>
    <desc>A butcher seems to favor Edith over his girlfriend, Edith's exact likeness.</desc>
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    <title>The Appendectomy - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Stephanie has an emergency appendectomy on the eve of her tenth birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Stephanie and the Crime Wave - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Stephanie admits to stealing personal items as a way to remember the people she loves.</desc>
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    <title>Barney the Gold Digger - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Archie fixes up a despondent Barney Hefner with an overweight but wealthy widow.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Archie's Brother - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Archie's brother returns with a teenage bride.</desc>
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    <title>Stephanie's Conversion - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Archie comes to terms with the fact that Stephanie is Jewish.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Gets Fired - S09E21</title>
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    <title>The 200th Episode Celebration of All in the Family - S09E22</title>
    <desc>To celebrate the 200th episode, Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look back at the groundbreaking series.</desc>
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    <title>The Family Next Door - S09E23</title>
    <desc>Edith helps Louise Jefferson sell her old house to a black cop and his wife.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Stephanie's Father - S09E24</title>
    <desc>Stephanie's deadbeat father threatens to reclaim her unless the Bunkers pay him $1,000.</desc>
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    <title>Too Good Edith - S09E25</title>
    <desc>Edith's sudden illness prompts Archie to express how much she means to him.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Bunkers - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the Bunkers' wedding anniversary, Gloria and Mike bicker with Archie.</desc>
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    <title>Writing the President - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Mike writes a protest letter to President Nixon, Archie tries to rebut the letter with one of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, My Aching Back - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Archie tries to collect a large settlement from a petty traffic accident by hiring a Jewish lawyer.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gives Blood - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Archie hesitates to donate blood, fearing it may be mixed with that of a different race.</desc>
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    <title>Judging Books by Covers - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Archie thinks Mike's friend is gay, but learns his ex-football player buddy is homosexual.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's Pregnancy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Archie hits the roof when he learns Gloria is pregnant and unemployed college student Mike has no means to support his soon-to-be child. But just as he's changing his tune, Archie learns that Gloria became suddenly ill and suffered a miscarriage.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mike invites an unmarried hippie couple to spend the night in the living room, despite Archie's strenuous objections.</desc>
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    <title>Lionel Moves into the Neighborhood - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Archie and several neighbors learn that a black family is moving into the neighborhood, unaware that it is the Jeffersons. Lionel finds out about the effort to purchase the Jeffersons' new house and gets Archie to reveal his plans.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Has Jury Duty - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Edith abandons the kitchen for the courtroom when she is chosen for jury duty.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Is Worried About His Job - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Archie spends a sleepless night worrying that he might lose his job.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria Discovers Women's Lib - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gloria spars with Mike when she feels she is not recognized as an equal partner in the marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Success Story - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Archie's old army buddy has achieved success and wealth but not happiness.</desc>
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    <title>The First and Last Supper - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersons come to dinner at the Bunkers' without  racist husband George, who refuses to socialize with his white neighbors.</desc>
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    <title>The Saga of Cousin Oscar - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Archie's strange cousin dies in the upstairs bedroom.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria Poses in the Nude - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mike has second thoughts after Gloria poses nude for an artist friend.</desc>
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    <title>Archie in the Lock-Up - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Archie is arrested along with a group of radicals at a protest rally.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Writes a Song - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Two black burglars hide in the Bunkers' house after robbing a jewelry store.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720235443 +0000" stop="20260721002043 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flashback: Mike Meets Archie - S02E05</title>
    <desc>On the Stivics' first anniversary, the family recalls the day Archie and Michael met.</desc>
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    <title>The Election Story - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria campaign for the liberal candidate in a local election, while Archie places himself in the opposing camp.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Accident - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A priest visits to reward Edith's honesty for leaving a note on his car after she accidentally dents it with a can of peaches.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721011243 +0000" stop="20260721013846 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blockbuster - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An unscrupulous real-estate salesman tempts Archie to sell his house to a black family at an inflated price.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Problem - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mike's nervousness over his grades renders him temporarily impotent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721020441 +0000" stop="20260721023058 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Insurance Is Canceled - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Archie's insurance policy is canceled when his neighborhood is redlined as a bad risk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721023058 +0000" stop="20260721025704 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Street - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Archie is the subject of a man-on-the-street interview scheduled to appear on the evening news.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721025704 +0000" stop="20260721032323 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Maude's Visit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the family is sick, so Edith calls Cousin Maude to help out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721032323 +0000" stop="20260721034941 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Day at the Bunkers' - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Archie complains that he was passed over for a Christmas bonus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721034941 +0000" stop="20260721041552 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elevator Story - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Archie is stuck in an elevator with a pregant Puerto Rican and her husband, an aging hippie and a black businessman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721041552 +0000" stop="20260721044209 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith's Problem - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Edith is suddenly moody and irritable with the approach of menopause.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721044209 +0000" stop="20260721050821 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie and the FBI - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Archie's paranoia during a mysterious government investigation drives him to betray a long-standing friendship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721050821 +0000" stop="20260721053415 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike's Mysterious Son - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Mike's old girlfriend claims he is the father of her young son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721053415 +0000" stop="20260721060006 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie Sees a Mugging - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Archie refuses to get involed with the police, even though he's the only witness to a neighborhood mugging.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721060006 +0000" stop="20260721062611 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie and Edith, Alone - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers are alone for eight days while Mike and Gloria visit a commune.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721062611 +0000" stop="20260721065213 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith Gets a Mink - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Archie won't let Edith accept a mink stole from her cousin, until he sees a chance to make a big profit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721065213 +0000" stop="20260721071811 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sammy's Visit - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Sammy Davis Jr. visits the Bunkers and plants a kiss on Archie's cheek.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721071811 +0000" stop="20260721074419 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith the Judge - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Edith arbitrates a dispute between Archie and the irate proprietor of a laundromat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721074419 +0000" stop="20260721081026 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie Is Jealous - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Archie is disturbed to discover Edith once spent an entire weekend with an old beau.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719074345 +0000" stop="20260719080628 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1129 - S11E31</title>
    <desc>Special guest Frankie Grande stops by Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, T@$Hle!gh goes to the school pep rally, All That presents a new way to cool lasagna with the Lasagna Cooler, and Aria finds a new “thing”. Guest Star Frankie Grande Performance by Monsta X</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719080628 +0000" stop="20260719082911 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1132 - S11E32</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels virtual reality, Klumsy Kevin returns at the Dullmont dog show, Monsters Only, the only app exclusively for monsters, and the Island Boys return. Musical Performance: Johnny Orlando</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719082911 +0000" stop="20260719085152 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1133 - S11E33</title>
    <desc>T@$#LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee, Nathan cancels soup, camp gets weird when the kids from Stranger Things show up, and our favorite babies go to their first birthday party. Musical Performance: Ceraadi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719085152 +0000" stop="20260719091435 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1134 - S11E34</title>
    <desc>A holiday edition of ″Hit With Spanish; Nathan cancels candy canes; Denzel shows up at a department store to spread unwelcome holiday cheer advice; Pentatonix performs</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719091435 +0000" stop="20260719093747 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil Moore / TLC - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Cool shoes | Baggin' Saggin' Barry; Luck E Cheese; Dueling Urkels; Annie Runner, Part 1; Some for the rest of the class; GLORP; Annie Runner, Part 2; Earboy; Annie Runner, Part 3; Mavis and Clavis; Leap Froggy Frog | Musical Guest: TLC performs "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip" and "What About Your Friends"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719093747 +0000" stop="20260719100019 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Da Brat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Kenan's nervous | Cooking with Randy and Mandy; Earboy; Dr. K; Vital Information; Good Burger; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Fa All Y'all</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719100019 +0000" stop="20260719102251 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TLC - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ishboo's New Family; Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg; Lemonade Scammer; The Adventures of Superdude; TLC.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719102251 +0000" stop="20260719104454 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, The Scary Story | Teenage secret agent Jimmy Bond must defeat Coldfinger; Good Burger; Vital Information; Hairdresser; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Immature performs "Constantly"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719104454 +0000" stop="20260719110706 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craig Mack - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Katrina's TV | Randy and Mandy, A guy heads to the wrong house; Show &amp; Tell; Alisa can't stop sneezing; Vital Information | Musical Guest: Craig Mack performs "Flava in Ya Ear"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719110706 +0000" stop="20260719112923 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm-Jamal Warner / Brandy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Liver Sketch: The cast members use fake excuses to escape doing a liver sketch. /

Ishboo joins Ms Fingerly's class and gives her a lesson that she will never forget. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Earboy runs for student body president. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

The Laf-a-teria: A student keeps the kids from eating their lunch because every time he tells a joke they spill milk from their noses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Intro: Pierre Escargot introduces the musical guest in French. /

Musical Guest: Brandy - "Baby"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719112923 +0000" stop="20260719115155 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaliyah - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Josh's Dad: Josh's dad comes to the show to support his son-but all of his support just ends up embarrassing Josh. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis are hired at a sandwich deli, where they introduce their "Rama Lamba from Alabama" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Coach Kreeton in "Oh Lordie, It's Gordie": A student's imaginary friend, Gordie does more than irritate Coach Kreeton (Kel). /

A fan of Alisa's interrupts the sketch. Then, a fan of Kenan's (really Kel, but this is not revealed) chases him in every sketch following...including the credits. /

Crayopala Boardroom: Employees try to find a name for the latest green color. /

Intro: Kel, Katrina, and Lori Beth announce that Aaliyah isn't ready and they will be performing instead. Josh comes onstage and scolds the trio for telling her the show was cancelled and "killer snakes were on the loose". He then introduces Aaliyah. /

 Musical Guest: Aaliyah- "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719115155 +0000" stop="20260719121427 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coolio - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Psychic: Alisa's psychic tells her that something bad will happen on the show. /

Good Burger in Love: Ed falls in love with the new Good Burger trainee, Beth (Angelique) /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Prize Inside: A family returns home from a trip to the grocery store and starts unpacking the groceries. They keep finding prizes inside all of the food, including sunglasses in the mayonnaise and cash in the lettuce! /

An audience vendor interrupts a pirate sketch. /

Baggin' Saggin' Barry: Barry saves the trip to the tennis match by using his baggy pants. /

Musical Guest: Coolio - "Fantastic Voyage"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719121427 +0000" stop="20260719123702 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul 4 Real - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Picked Last: Josh is picked last to play basketball, after a baby, a stuffed cat, and even a tree. /

It's Superdude against Milkman in Milkman's Dairy Lair when he kidnaps Penny Lane (Angelique). /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

What's In the Box? - Contestants try to guess what item is in the box. The Host (Josh) ends up going crazy because of one contestant's (Lori Beth) crazy guesses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Two Girls (Angelique &amp; Alisa) go on a double date with two annoying losers (Kenan &amp; Josh). The girls go to bathroom and use any means necessary to get away from their dates such as trying to climb out the window, blowing up the wall, or even switching clothes with two boy scouts. /

Musical Guest: Soul 4 Real - "Candy Rain"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719123702 +0000" stop="20260719125915 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Faces - S01E10</title>
    <desc>*Green Room-The Tour: People get a tour of the All That set. /

Cooking with Randy &amp; Mandy:Randy And Mandy Are Joined By Chef Monique (Lori Beth). /

Schoolastic Snacks: A commercial advertising edible school supplies. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Arlene Loofa (Lori Beth) performs stand-up in Math Class. /

Cheese Police: The Cheese Police Chief (Kel) Tries To Stop A Student (Kenan) From Tourting Miss Fingerly, Principal Pimpell And More Students! /

More Arlene Loofa /

Musical Guest: Changing Faces - "Foolin' Around"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719125915 +0000" stop="20260719132147 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackstreet - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Costume Mix-Up: Kevin directs the cast to the wrong dressing rooms to change for the football sketch. Now the boys are all dressed as cheerleaders and the girls are dressed up in football uniforms. /

Kay (Angelique) gets more than she bargained for when her blind date turns out to be Ishboo. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Lori Beth is taking driver's ed and her instructor is none other than Coach Kreeton. It's Coach vs. Student as Lori Beth upsets and wounds Kreeton in ways he can't understand. /

They're plastic, they're spastic, they're utterly fantastic. They're Action League Now! Today's episode: "I've Been Working On De-Rail Road." The Action League team investigates a rash of railroad wrecks. /

Miss Fingerly in "The Missing Eraser": Miss Fingerly's eraser has gone missing. As she turns her back to search for it, her students proceed to steal everything in the classroom, only to stop whenever she turns around again. She finally catches on when the students steal her wig! /

Kreeton shouts out his window at some noisy nearby birds, until one dives through the window and pecks his face! /

Ishboo sneaks his way past a security guard in order to sit in the audience for Blackstreet. /

Musical Guest: Blackstreet - "Love's In Need"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719132147 +0000" stop="20260719134427 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zhané - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Interview: A teen magazine called Teenerific interview Kenan &amp; Josh. /

When Earboy Met Sally: Earboy gets a gold watch from Ross Perot to give to Sally (Alisa) to get her to on a date with him. Unfortunately, Four Eyes has a crush on him. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Raffle: Kel &amp; Alisa do a raffle to give weird and unwanted prizes to the audience. /

The Spelling Bee /

Musical Guest: Zhané - "Shame"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719134427 +0000" stop="20260719140707 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usher - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Limbo Contest: The cast members have a limbo contest to see who gets to dump Kevin in a tub of yogurt. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis must land a plane but they won't do it if they don't get "diet cola and dem honey roasted nuts" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Miss Fingerly vs. Mr. Hi-Tech: Miss Fingerly's old fashioned ways of teaching run afoul of Mr. Hi-Tech, a student with all of the latest gadgets. Needless to say, trouble soon arises. /

Roseanne Aerobics: Comedienne Roseanne (Katrina) comes to an aerobics class to teach exercise her way. /

Lost &amp; Found /

Musical Guest: Usher - "Think of You" *Mavis &amp; Clavis go backstage with Usher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719140707 +0000" stop="20260719142947 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Few Good Men - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Audience Q &amp; A: The audience get to ask the cast questions and of course they're all weird and incredibly strange. /

Good Burgalar VS Superdude: Superdude comes to Good Burger to stop a robber. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Miss Fingerly VS The Class Clown: Miss Fingerly is having trouble with Schmutz her own class clown-who dresses in a full clown costume and plays practical jokes. /

Cereal Critics Allen &amp; Alan /

Pierre Escargot /

Musical Guest: A Few Good Men - "Young Girl"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719142947 +0000" stop="20260719145228 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath ft. Kel Mitchell - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Party: The cast members are throwing a huge party in the Green Room. Whenever Kevin and the producer come in, though, they scramble to hide their party goods. /

Surprise Marty: His friends &amp; family are throwing a surprise party for him, but every surprise just causes Marty to faint. /

Urkel's Holiday Hits /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denbeg /

Coach Kreeton Teaches Volleyball /

Miss Fingerly in "Do You Do That at Home?": Miss Fingerly is annoyed by a rude student (Angelique). She tells her that at school, she should behave the way she does at home. The tables are turned the next day when Ms. Fingerly comes into the room and sees her student in a bathrobe, sitting in a recliner and getting cable hooked up! /

Action League NOW!: "Stinky on Ice" /

Musical Guest: Aftermath feat. Kel Mitchell - "Chillin"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719145228 +0000" stop="20260719151131 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naughty By Nature - S02E01</title>
    <desc>All That Audition footage: The cast takes a look at some All That audition footage.
Good Burger Commercial: Ed (Kel) tries hard to read the cue cards right in order to do a commercial.
Loud Librarian: Librarian (Lori Beth) doesn't want any noise to happen in her libarary even though she is the one making all the major noise.
Randy &amp; Mandy: Apparently, all the chocolate comsumed by Randy (Kenan) gives him a bad toothache. Mandy (Angelique) tries what she can to make it better.
Musical Guest: Naughty By Nature ("Clap Yo Hands")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719151131 +0000" stop="20260719153131 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monica - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cast Directs Kevin
Happy Ishboo to You: Ishboo (Kenan) celebrates his birthday in unusual ways.
Island Girls: Fran (Lori Beth) &amp; Kiki (Alisa) are stuck on a deserted island. Fran wants to get off the island but has to put up with the stupidity of Kiki. Therefore, they are unsuccessful.
Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
Detective Dan: Detective Dan (Josh) is very unsuccessful at catching a villan.
Vital Information: Monica seems to have taken over the Vital Information desk. But then, Lori Beth eventually shows up and dismisses her.
Musical Guest: Monica ("Don't Take It Personal")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719153131 +0000" stop="20260719155055 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larisa Oleynik / Da Brat - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spin the Bottle: The cast plays a game of spin the bottle. However, instead of the bottle landing on a person, it lands on objects. The cast kisses such items like the wall, a chair, and even the table.
Kreeton Gets A Cat: Coach Kreeton (Kel) tries to get a cat out of a tree for a little girl (Katrina)
Miss Fingerly: That's Cheatin': Miss Fingerly (Lori Beth) catches one of her students cheating on a test.
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
The Secret World of Alex Sax: A good parody of one of Nickelodeon's famous shows "The Secret World Of Alex Mack".
Vital Information With Lori Beth Denberg
Ishboo &amp; Da Brat: Ishboo (Kenan) &amp; Da Brat play a game of Sponge Toss.
Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Give It 2 Ya"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719155055 +0000" stop="20260719160911 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm Jamal-Warner / Mokenstef - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kel VS Alisa: Kel &amp; Alisa had a fight and aren't speaking to each. However, they didn't mind demonstrating their cruel pranks on Kevin.
Superdude's Ice Cream Fling: Superdude (Kenan) has another showdown with Milkman (Josh) at an ice cream parlor. Milkman introduces his new weapon, The Ice Cream Catapult.
Teacher's Pet Wars: Students compete to see who is the best teacher's pet
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
Repairman Adventure: Repairman (Kel) makes people's life hard as he does more than "repair" things.
Mavis &amp; Clavis: Mavis (Kenan) &amp; Clavis (Kel) Meet Malcolm Jamal-Warner
Musical Guest: Mokenstef performs "He's Mine"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719160911 +0000" stop="20260719162751 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jon B - S02E05</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] Josh has a nightmare before the show that   he was performing live in underwear!
[b]Good Burger: Bad Bugs:[/b] Ed releases his whole cockroach collection around   the resteraunt and ends up frightining guests.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]The Goof-Offs:[/b] Goof-Offs (Kel and Alisa) have been goofing off in class during   career day when they must present their life career.
[b]Loud Librarian:[/b] Librarian (Lori Beth) uses her pogo stick in the library and she upsets   her guests. Eventhough, she is the one making all of the major noise, she expects   not one peep out of the guests in her library.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Mavis &amp; Clavis Intro:[/b] While dancing in the audience, Mavis &amp; Clavis introduce    Musical Guest: Jon B. ("Pretty Girl")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719162751 +0000" stop="20260719164752 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Twinz - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Missing Audience   Baggin' Saggin' Barry meets Baggin' Saggin' Mary   Earboy   Pork on a Stick   Island Girls vs. Pirates   Island Girls introduce Musical Guest: The Twinz ("Round &amp; Round")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719164752 +0000" stop="20260719170802 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monteco - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kel's Sleeping Legs
The Okrah Show: Today's show topic is "Kids Out Of Control" as Okrah (Kel) has to put up with this hurtful bunch.
Vital Information w/ Lori Beth Denberg
Repairman: More "repairwork" by Repairman (Kel).
Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
Complaint Department: Complaint Department lady (Lori Beth) acts a little nuty around the customers. She even keeps a hat as her dog.
Monteco Performs "Down to the Bone"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719170802 +0000" stop="20260719172703 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul 4 Real - S02E08</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] The cast takes a look at some All That Fan Mail.
[b]Ishboo Sleepover:[/b] Arnie (Josh) invites Ishboo (Kenan) to sleepover, but Ishboo ends-up alarming his family with his outrageous foreign ways doing things.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Relentless Little Pansy:[/b] A young girl scout Pansy (Katrina) is annoying this nice couple by continuesly asking them to purchase her yummy Pansy cookies.
[b]Everyday French w/Pierre Escargot[/b]
[b]Loud Librarian:[/b] Librarian (Lori Beth) is upseting her library guests by constantly making loud noise. She excpets her guests (whom are not making noise at all) to keep quiet, eventhough she is making major noise.
[b]Mavis &amp; Clavis Intro:[/b] Mavis &amp; Clavis enter the green room where Soul 4 Real is and introduces Musical Guest: Soul 4 Real ("If You Want It")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719172703 +0000" stop="20260719174706 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Subway - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ice Contest   Good Burger: Alien Invasion   Return of Show &amp; Tell   Pierre Escargot   Dr.K Meets Roseanne    Peter &amp; Flem   Musical Guest: Subway ("Get Da Money")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719174706 +0000" stop="20260719180556 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run DMC - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Santa   Holiday Cooking With Randy &amp; Mandy   Superdude Saves Christmas   Holiday French w/ Pierre Escargot   Christmas Lemonade Scammer   Peter &amp; Flem   The Girls' Christmas Carol   Musical Guest: Run DMC ("Christmas In Hollis")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180556 +0000" stop="20260719182532 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Xscape - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Drink Experiment   Superdude vs. Butterboy   Bad Breath 3   Lumpco Toy Co.    Board Meeting   Pierre Escargot   Date Sabotage   Peter &amp; Flem   Musical Guest: Xscape ("Who Can I Run To?")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719182532 +0000" stop="20260719184411 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diana King - S02E12</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] The Cast Plays Basketball and makes a wish   and if they shoot a basket it comes true.
[b]Coach Kreeton's Wrestling Class:[/b] While teaching a wrestling class, Coach Kreeton   is been driven crazy by his students.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Earboy: The Rossy Shuffle:[/b] Earboy and Pizzaface work hard to solve a case.
[b]Lemonade Scammer on a Hot Day:[/b] Lemonade Girl (Katrina) scams people into buying her Lemonade,   she dumps a pitcher of Lemonade over a thirsty customer and charges $ 90.
[b]Peter &amp; Flem:[/b] All That shows life of differences between Peter (Kel) and Flem (Josh).
[b]Ross Perot Intro:[/b] Ross Perot is on stage and introdues Musical Guest:   Diana King ("Shy Guy")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719184411 +0000" stop="20260719190147 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sinbad / Coolio - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Refrigerator Call   Okrah: Talented Teenagers (Earboy, Ross Perot, Sinbad)   Like Father, Like Ishboo   Randy &amp; Mandy: Chocolate Inventions   Guest Star: Sinbad   Ed and Musical Guest: Coolio ("Smilin'")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190147 +0000" stop="20260719192020 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mark Curry / Deborah Cox - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Cast meets Mark Curry   Miss Fingerly meets Bacteria   Good Burger Drive-Thru   Pierre Escargot   Complaint Department   Musical Guest: Deborah Cox ("Sentimental")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719192020 +0000" stop="20260719193852 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cast Charades   Bruno the Ballerina   Island Girls: The Rescue   Presto the Magic Magician   Peter &amp; Flem   Okrah introduces Musical Guest: Immature ("We Got It")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193852 +0000" stop="20260719195638 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silk - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Writers have gone BANANAS!   Superdude and Milkman square off at Dullmont Jr. High   Loud Librarian   Pierre Escargot   Falafil, the Genie of the Root Beer Can   Peter &amp; Flem   Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Silk ("Hooked on You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719195638 +0000" stop="20260719201552 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terry Ellis - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Cold Green Room Opening: The girls (Angelique, Lori Beth, Katrina and Alisa) have   a bubble blowing contest before the show and Katrinas BIG bubble explodes and    covers the green room with pink gum.
Coach Kreeton In The Hospital: While visiting the hospital, the basketball team   visits their coach a visit, but they end up making him feel    worse!
Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg
The Wizard of Coz: Dorothy (Katrina) doesn't want to take a shower. So she, Mr McToad (Josh) and Pasta Man (Kel) seek help from Mr Bill Cosby (Kenan)
Lemonade Scammer: Lemonade Girl (Katrina) scams people into buying her Lemonade. she cons two police man into buying doughnuts for $ 100 each!
Musical Guest: Terry Ellis</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719201552 +0000" stop="20260719203410 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith Evans - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Mourn for the Corn:  The Big Ear of Corn is in the hospital
Cheese Police Bust
Miss Fingerly meets Repairman:  Ms Fingerly (Lori Beth) and Repairman (Kel) have an unforgetable encounter.
Ishboo's Doctor Visit:  Ishboo (Kenan) has a memorable visit with the doctor (Kel)
Musical Guest: Faith Evans</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203410 +0000" stop="20260719205228 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shai - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Card Trickery   Good Blur-Ger   Goat Date   Pierre Escargot   Let's Get Messy   Peter &amp; Flem introduce Musical Guest: Shai ("Come With Me")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719205228 +0000" stop="20260719211136 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>IV Xample - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Requests From Audience   Good Booo-Ger   Earboy: The Trial   Did You Hear?   Peter &amp; Flem   Vital Intro   Musical Guest: IV Xample ("This Is From the Fool")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211136 +0000" stop="20260719213113 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monifah - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Cast Now &amp; Later   Detective Dan at the Museum   Vital Information   Parallel Planet   Pierre Escargot   Ice Cream Truck   Peter &amp; Flem   Detective Dan Intro   Musical Guest: Monifah ("I Miss You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719213113 +0000" stop="20260719215533 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tia &amp; Tamera Mowry / LL Cool J - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Amanda's Welcome   Randy's Auditions   Vital Information   Double Good Burger   Pierre Escargot   The Gifted Class   Superdude introduces Musical Guest: LL Cool J ("Who Do Ya Luv")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719215533 +0000" stop="20260719221955 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Montell Jordan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Search For Kevin   Superdude vs. Yogurl   Repairman In Space   Pierre Escargot   Show &amp; Tell   The Chicken Pox   Vital Intro   Musical Guest: Montell Jordan ("Baby, I Like")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719221955 +0000" stop="20260719223905 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oliver Muirhead / Immature ft. Smooth &amp; Kel Mitchell - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Amanda's Dance Crazy!   Good Burger: Health Inspection   Randy &amp; Andy   Pierre Escargot   The BIG Note   Vital Information   Miss Fingerly's Class (OLD after that still unfinished note) introduces Musical Guest: Immature ("Watch Me Do My Thang")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719223905 +0000" stop="20260719230326 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dru Hill - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Cake   Ishboo House Call   Island Girls: Didi   Mavis &amp; Clavis: Substitute Teachers   Pierre introduces Musical Guest: Dru Hill ("Tell Me")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230326 +0000" stop="20260719232747 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyra Banks / Blackstreet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin's Prank   Good Burger: Fantasy Ed   Ask Ashley   Class Cowboy   Peter &amp; Flem    Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Blackstreet ("No Diggity")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719232747 +0000" stop="20260719234651 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tribe Called Quest - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Kel's going Sumo   Ishboo Psychiatrist   Island Girls vs. Natives   Lemonade Scammer &amp; Co.   Island Girls Introduce Musical Guest: A Tribe Called Quest ("Stressed Out")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719234651 +0000" stop="20260720001112 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>702 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Josh Swaynesboro of Fontcastle   Meet the Maroons   Good Burger: Good Party   Bradley The Big Ol' Baby   Peter &amp; Flem Introduce Musical Guest: 702 ("Stee-Lo")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720001112 +0000" stop="20260720003532 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tony! Toni! Toné! ft. DJ Quik - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Fish   Okrah: Self-Defense   The Geek Club   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Peter &amp; Flem   Ashley Introduces Musical Guest: Tony Toni Tone ("Let's Get Down")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720003532 +0000" stop="20260720005954 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chris Farley / Mint Condition - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Katrina's Time Machine   Randy &amp; Farley   Coach Kreeton's Date   Chuckin T-Maters   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: Mint Condition ("What Kind of Man")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720005954 +0000" stop="20260720012415 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>112 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Eatin' the Corn   Earboy Bullies   Super Okrah (Superdude Vs Milkman on The Okrah Show)   Haunted Hand   Musical Guest: 112 ("Only You")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720012415 +0000" stop="20260720014837 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherman Hemsley / Nas - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Kenan's feeling wierd   Good Good Good Good Burger   Island Girls Independence Day   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Loud Librarian Introduces Musical Guest: Nas ("Street Dreams")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014837 +0000" stop="20260720021258 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>John Leguizamo / Mona Lisa - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Trapped   Space Sketch   Earboy: The Mutations   Pierre Escargot   Audience Beach Ball    Musical Guest: Mona Lisa ("All I Do")
GUEST STAR: John Leguizamo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720021258 +0000" stop="20260720023105 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ray J - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Kel's Birthday   Repairman Al Dente   Loud Librarian   Pierre Escargot   Everything Sticky   Repairman Intro   Musical Guest: Ray J. ("Let It Go")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023105 +0000" stop="20260720025527 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Joyce Brothers / Sherman Hemsley / Heavy D. - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Get in the Box   Good Burger: Food Critic   Bradley's Big Ol' Date   Ask Ashley &amp; Brothers   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: Heavy D. ("Big Daddy")
GUEST STARS: Dr Joyce Brothers &amp; Sherman Hemsley</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025527 +0000" stop="20260720031949 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monica - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Fight   Okrah: Secret Crushes   Space Sketch Again   Ask Ashley   Miss Fingerly introduces Musical Guest: Monica ("For You I Will")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720031949 +0000" stop="20260720034410 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaliyah - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Kenan's Blue Hair   Good Scratch &amp; Win   Complaint Department   Coach Kreeton: Hall Monitor   Peter &amp; Flem   Musical Guest: Aaliyah ("One In a Million")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034410 +0000" stop="20260720040832 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Real - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Tricia Dickson Opening   Detective Dan Domestic Call   Miss Pidlin   Pierre Escargot   Really Loud Librarian   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: For Real ("Saddest Song")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040832 +0000" stop="20260720042655 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MC Lyte - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Wrong Lunch Orders   You Can't Win   Class Disruptions   Mavis &amp; Clavis: Shout!   Antoine Introduces Musical Guest: MC Lyte ("Cold Rock a Party")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042655 +0000" stop="20260720045116 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Erykah Badu - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Green Room Lifeguard   Miss Pidlin   Space Sketch Beginning   Pierre Escargot   Audience Fishing   Musical Guest: Erykah Badu ("On and On")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720045116 +0000" stop="20260720051537 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Az Yet - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Popcorn Room   Superdude's Evil Twin   Family vs. Family (The Kopelows vs. the Maroons)   Pierre Escargot   What's That, Fingerly?   Space Intro   Musical Guest: AZ Yet ("Hard To Say I'm Sorry")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051537 +0000" stop="20260720053520 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mase - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cast takes on new members   Tooth Fairy   Vital Information   Bacteria's Auditions   Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: Mase ("Feel So Good")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053520 +0000" stop="20260720055432 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Busta Rhymes - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Kenan's Teeth   Repairman: Ladies Room   What Do You Do?   Jack Cambpell: Fat Cop   Antoine Introduces Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes ("Dangerous"; "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720055432 +0000" stop="20260720061347 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Davidson / Robyn - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Josh Server in Sleep Mode   Randy &amp; Grandfather   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Homework   Pierre Escargot   We Got Pants   Musical Guest: Robyn ("Show Me Love")
GUEST STAR: Tommy Davidson</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720061347 +0000" stop="20260720063252 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wyclef Jean - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cast in the Cage   Good Burger Mismanagement   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Vegetables   C. J. &amp; the Cloudy Knights   Cloudy Knights introduce Musical Guest: Wyclef Jean ("Staying Alive"; "Gone Till November - Remix")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720063252 +0000" stop="20260720064955 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dru Hill - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Voice Switch   Miss Pidlin: Catering   Ask Ashley   Miss Fingerly Meets Simon the Sleepwalker   Ashley reads note from Musical Guest: Dru Hill ("5 Steps")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720064955 +0000" stop="20260720070955 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary J. Blige - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Staring Contest (Amanda Vs Big Ear of Corn)   Randy &amp; Campbell   What-Everrr   Toby Braun &amp; The Board   Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Mary J. Blige ("Everything")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720070955 +0000" stop="20260720072927 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Meteor Headed This Way   Coach Kreeton: Substitute   Tater &amp; Family Get Cable   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Immature ("Give Up The Ghost")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720072927 +0000" stop="20260720074801 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spice Girls - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Magic Tricks   Good Burger Good Shrimp   Jimmy Bond Agent 1/7 meets Hot Toe (And Coldfinger)   Ask Who? (Amanda's in the audience)   Musical Guest: The Spice Girls ("Spice Up Your Life")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074801 +0000" stop="20260720080713 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missy Elliot - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Josh Stuck on the Treadmill   Superdude vs. Cowboy   Ask Ashley   Pierre Escargot   Show &amp; Tell: A Monster-ous presentation   Ed Introduces Musical Guest: Missy Elliott ("The Rain")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080713 +0000" stop="20260720082712 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usher - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Fishing For Pork   Coach Kreeton: Babysitter   Lester Oaks meets Dr. Bynes   Bully School   Librarian Introduces Musical Guest: Usher ("You Make Me Wanna")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720082712 +0000" stop="20260720084639 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kirk Franklin &amp; God's Property - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Danny's Tonsilectomy   Mavis &amp; Clavis: High School Reunion   What-Everrr   Detective Dan at the Station   Musical Guest: God's Property ("Stomp")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720084639 +0000" stop="20260720090615 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backstreet Boys - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Christy's Outta Juice   Space Cadets vs. Crouton   I Luv Lucy   Pierre Escargot   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Bathing   Peter &amp; Flem   Musical Guest: Backstreet Boys ("As Long as You Love Me")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720090615 +0000" stop="20260720092403 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boyz II Men - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Danny's Foot Odor   Good Burger: To Go   Vital Information   Extremely Loud Librarian   What Do You Do?   Musical Guest: Boyz II Men ("Can't Let Her Go")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720092403 +0000" stop="20260720094345 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destiny's Child - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Dart Throwing   Miss Pidlin &amp; Competition   Vital Information   Loud Librarian   Pricipal Temp Auditions   Peter &amp; Flem Introduce Musical Guest: Destiny's Child ("No, No, No Part 2")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720094345 +0000" stop="20260720100202 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LL Cool J - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Danny's Nightmare    Auto Repairman and Repairboy   Complaint Department   Pierre Escargot   Miss Fingerly vs. Class Prankster   Vital Intorduction   Musical Guest: LL Cool J ("Father")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720100202 +0000" stop="20260720102132 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jermaine Dupri &amp; Da Brat - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Speaking Spanish   Miss Pidlin on Halloween   Mavis &amp; Clavis: Shipwrecked   Ask Ashley   Acting Coach   Musical Guests: Jermaine Dupri and Da Brat ("The Party Continues")</desc>
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*Channel 61/2 News: Forecast from the Arctic
*Vital Information w/ Danny Tamberelli
*Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
*Stuart-Hall Monitor: Stuart (Mark) is the "new" hall monitor at Dullmont Junior High School and does crazy thing such as: eating someone's hall pass, beating himself up in front of bullies, and laying an egg. Eventually, Principal Pimpell finds the real hall monitor (Nick) tied up and locked in a closet.
*Don't Do This @ Home
*Channel 6½ Sports:The Prom
*Pierre Escargot introduces Musical Guest: Tatyana Ali - "Daydreamin"</desc>
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    <title>98 Degrees - S05E07</title>
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SPECIAL GUESTS: Melissa Joan Hart, Paula Abdul, Angelique Bates, Katrina Johnson, Alisa Reyes, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
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    <desc>Simon Sez   Inconvenience Store   Science Class Projects   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: 112 ("Love Me")</desc>
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    <title>Outkast - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Divine - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Green Guardian   At Home with Detective Dan   The Date Game   Class Juice   Sky Introduces Musical Guest: Divine ("Lately")</desc>
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    <title>Backstreet Boys - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Swordfish in the Stone   Judge Stuart   Barber Shop   Pierre Escargot   Detective Dan: Bank Robbery   Mavis &amp; Clavis introduce Musical Guest: Backstreet Boys ("I Want It That Way")</desc>
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    <title>3rd Storee - S05E16</title>
    <desc>He Said, She Said, Kevin Said   Substitute Sketch   Vital Information   Pet Rock Star   Seymour Reacts to Stuff   Spice Boys Hotel   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: 3rd Storee ("If Ever")</desc>
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    <title>New Radicals - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Treasure Map   Art Class   Seymour Reacts to Stuff   What-Everrr - Mister Whatever   Don't Do This At School   Pierre Escargot   Musical Guest: New Radicals ("Reason To Live")</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The M.A.F.T. ft. Kel Mitchell - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dullmont Workout   Channel 6 1/2 Sports: The Test   Pierre Escargot   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Chores   Musical Guest: The M.A.F.T. featuring Kel Mitchell ("We Gets Down")</desc>
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    <title>Shanice - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Elephant Tug-o-war   Inconvenience Store Trainee   Vital Information   Seymour Reacts to Stuff   Channel 6 1/2 News: Montana Hurricane   Pierre Escargot   Class Vampire   Don't Do This At School   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: Shanice ("When I Close My Eyes")</desc>
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    <title>Cast of Snow Day / Hoku - S06E02</title>
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Cockroaches in Your Pants
Vital Information
Francis the Caveman &amp; the Cast of Snow Day
Leroy and Fuzz
Boring Man
The Cast from Snow Day &amp; Nick Introduce Hoku
Musical Guest: Hoku ("Another Dumb Blonde")</desc>
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    <title>Mandy Moore - S06E03</title>
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Stuart the Check-out Guy
Vital Information
Whatever!!
Baby Chat
Everything's For Free Store!
Stinke-E Sneezes
Baby Chat Introduction
Musical Guest - Mandy Moore ("Candy")</desc>
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    <title>Blaque - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Detective Dan: Detective Dan comes in. The cast thinks Josh is playing around, until Josh appears himself.
Jimmy Bond vs Mr. Nice Guy
Vital Information
Turblent Airlines Flight
Latanya At Dudco - Latanya tries to get a guy (Josh), unfortunately it turns out he's her boss (Christy)'s boyfriend.
Jiffy Springs Introduces Musical Guest
Musical Guest: Blaque ("Bring It All To Me")</desc>
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    <title>LFO - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Musical 
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Baby Chat
Toby Braun
Dr. Debbie Introduction
Musical Guest - LFO ("Girl on TV")</desc>
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    <title>M2M - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Leon - Half Rat, Half Boy!
Jiffy, Benji, and the Spice Boys!
Vital Information
Pizza Guy
Baby Chat
Slow Food Restaurant
Channel 6 1/2 News
Latanya Introduction
Musical Guest - M2M ("Mirror, Mirror")</desc>
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    <title>Sammie - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Portal
Latanya at Dudco Enterprises
Vital Information
An Important Message from Sweaty Spice
Francis the Caveman
Channel 6 1/2 News
Ask Stuart!
Bernie Kibbitz Introduction
Musical Guest: Sammie ("I Like It")</desc>
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    <title>N'Sync - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Magnetic Danny
Detective Dan
Vital Information
Baby Chat
Channel 6 1/2 News
Animal Wranglers: Al &amp; Nigel Forrester
Whateverrr!!!
Amanda, World's Greatest Magician 
Musical Guest:N'Sync ("Bye, Bye, Bye")</desc>
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    <title>Sheryl Swoopes / No Authority - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Hide and Seek
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Three Shortage
Al &amp; Nigel, the Animal Wranglers
Channel 6 1/2 News
Dr. Debbie
Hypno-Pants Introduction
Musical Guest: No Authority ("What I Wanna Do")</desc>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Leon for President
Agent Jimmy Bond
Vital Information
Superhero Auditions
Toby Braun
Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("Oops I Did It Again")</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ideal - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Deflated Leon
Turbulent Airlines
Vital Information
An Important Message from Jiffy Springs
Happy Homestuff with Gloria Bankhead
The Fireman/Alien in the oom
Channel 6 1/2 News
Agent Jimmy Bond Introduction
Musical Guest: Ideal ("All About You")</desc>
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    <title>Tracie Spencer - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Bionic Danny
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vegetable Hunting
Baby Chat
Boring Man
Channel 6 1/2 News Introduction
Musical Guest: Tracie Spencer ("Still in My Heart")</desc>
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    <title>IMx - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Danny's Bad Hair Day
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Happy Homestuff With Gloria Bankhead
An Important Message From Sweaty Spice
Stuart: Substitute Teacher
Ask Ashley
Turbulent Airlines Introduction
Musical Guest: IMx ("In and Out of Love")</desc>
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    <title>Frankie Muniz / Aaron Carter - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Frankie Muniz Finds The New Cast   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Toy ER   Vocabulary with Lisa   Rate the Pain   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Wake-Up Scene   Musical Guest: Aaron Carter ("Aaron's Party")</desc>
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    <title>Melissa Joan Hart / Usher - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Melissa Joan Hart   Coming at Ya!   The Crazy Taxi Driver   Rate the Pain   Harry Bladder   Vocabulary With Lisa   Know Your Stars: Giovonnie Samuels   Musical Guest: Usher ("Ooh Baby")</desc>
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    <title>P. Diddy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Wake Up Shane!   Coming at Ya!   Slumber Party   TR Yell   Wake Up Scene   Know Your Stars: Shane Lyons   Vocabulary With Lisa   Kid at the Principal's Office   Musical Guest: P. Diddy ("Dig In")</desc>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Video Phone   Coming at Ya!   Bridgett's Slumber Party   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' with Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Britney Spears   Vocabulary with Lisa   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("I'm Not a Girl")</desc>
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    <title>Tony Hawk / Barenaked Ladies - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tony Hawk Opening   Comin' At Ya!   Sugar &amp; Coffee   Rate the Pain   Shane Gets Launched   Chit Chat   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   Wake Up Scene   Comin' At Ya!   Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies</desc>
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    <title>David Arquette / Mandy Moore - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Practical Joke
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder in "Foodius Fightium"
Connect the Zits
Crazy Taxi Driver
Rate the Pain
Know Your Stars
Blooper Scene
Britney in a Toilet Introduction
Musical Guest: Mandy Moore ("Crush on You")</desc>
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    <title>Kenan Thompson / LFO - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Old Cast Member
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder
Songs from the Dentist's Chair
Sugar and Coffee
Know Your Stars
Superdude vs. Soupdude
Harry Bladder Introduction
Musical Guest: LFO ("Every Other Time")</desc>
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    <title>Barry Watson / Christina Milian - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Barry Watson
Coming at Ya!
Chit Chat
Kyle Playing The Piano
Live From the Toilet: Britney!
Wake Up Scene
Crazy Taxi Driver
Know Your Stars: Chelsea Brummet
Musical Guest: Christina Millian ("AM to PM")</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ray Romano / Lisa Leslie / Willa Ford - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Ray is Stuck in the Bathroom
Comin' At Ya!
Bridgett's Slumber Party
Connect the Zits
Toy ER
Stuck in the Bathroom
Know Your Stars
Jack, Kyle, and Bryan introduce Steve the monkey, then introduce themusical guest.
Musical Guest: Willa Ford ("Did Ya' Understand That")
Stuck in the Bathroom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721040317 +0000" stop="20260721042737 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amanda Bynes / City High - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Penelope Tyant   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Connect the Zits   Vocabulary with Lisa   Shady Airlines   Know Your Stars: Amanda Bynes   Blooper Scene: Amanda Bynes w/ Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: City High ("Yes Yes Yes")</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Aaron Carter / Samantha Mumba - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Realistic Video Games
Comin' At Ya!
Tilt-a-Hurl
Live from a Dumpster: Brittney
Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald
Toy ER
Wake Up Scene
Know Your Stars
Bloopers
Dentist Chair Introduction
Musical Guest: Samantha Mumba ("Don't Need You (To Tell You I'm Pretty)")</desc>
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    <title>Will Friedle / Nelly Furtado - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Will Friedle   Coming at Ya!   Harry Bladder   Kids vs. Adults   Underwater Breaking News   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Musical Guest: Nelly Furtado ("Turn Off Your Lights")</desc>
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    <title>Christina Vidal / Tyrese - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Christina Vidal   Coming at Ya!   The Tilt-a-Hurl   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' With Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   The Difference Between Girls and Guys   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Tyreek ("Baby I Love Ya")</desc>
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    <title>B2K - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast members are holding tryouts but at first, they get a boring singer. Next, a kid shows up to audition but Bryan accidentally sets his soda can on the rejecting button. Then, Jamie Lynn Spear shows up and turns out to be very talented (She can shrink Shane to the size of a carrot!). So they pick her to be the new cast member.
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Bridgett (Chelsea) is getting annoyed by his little brother, Elliot (Kyle) so Bridgett decides to give him a girlfriend. Elliot picks a cute girl named Sandy (Shane) but the girls decide it should be this other girl named Kristen (Jamie).
Advice From The Old Lady in Shane's Mouth
Storytime with the Osbournes
Bucketman: Bucketman(Shane) must stop two robbers from robbing a jewel store.
Know Your Stars: Jamie Lynn Spears get insulted by the announcer.
The Old Lady in Shane's Mounth introduces the musical guest, B2K!
Musical Guest: B2K ("Why I Love You")</desc>
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    <title>Buddy Hackett / Phyllis Diller / Daryl Sabara &amp; Alexa Vega / Play ft. Chris Trousdale - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast meets a VERY old cast member of All That backstage. They find out from him the show was around for 72 YEARS!
Crazy Cab Driver: The Spy Kids hop into the cab into the cab of the Crazy Cab Driver (Bryan) trying to catch a villain.
Thelma Stump: Jack DeSena this time tries to get past Thelma (Jamie) but can't!
Randy Quench: Randy (Jack) this time stumbles into a birthday of a girl (Jamie)
Know Your Stars: The Spy Kids get insulted by the announcer this time.
Randy Quench (Jack) introduces the musical guest, Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet!
Musical Guest: Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet ("I'm gonna make you love me")</desc>
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    <title>Yasmeen - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Hamster Mind Control: Chelsea reads a book on controlling the a hamster's mind but she ends up controlling Shane's mind.
Sugar &amp; Coffee: The orbs aren't working so Buzz &amp; Kaffy start panicking.
Connect the Zits: Today, Giovonnie connects zits and the zits resemble a duck today.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne gets insulted by the announcer today.
Musical Guest: Yasmeen ("?")</desc>
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    <title>Jeffrey Licon / Jennifer Love Hewitt - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Green room- Bathtub
Bridget's Slumber Party
Rowdy Fans:Fancy Restaurant
The Fleminem show
Connect The zits
Rate the Pain - Bell
Hair salon guy introduces Jennifer love Hewitt.
Musical Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt</desc>
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    <title>Steve Bridges / Tom Green / Avril Lavigne - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Greenroom- Bootcamp
Sugar and Coffe: Special Guest Tom Green
Thelma Stump: George Bush (Steve Bridges)
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Cheerleading Squad.
Rate The Pain: Old Lady in a Bikini
Wake Up Scene: Tom Green eating an apple
Know Your Stars: ?
Bryan introduces Avril
Musical Guest: Avril Lavigne ("Complicated")
SPECIAL GUEST STARS: Tom Green (as himself) and Steve Bridges (as George W. Bush)</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131437 +0000" stop="20260720133558 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133558 +0000" stop="20260720135748 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135748 +0000" stop="20260720141938 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720141938 +0000" stop="20260720144117 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144117 +0000" stop="20260720150312 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720150312 +0000" stop="20260720152520 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720152520 +0000" stop="20260720154708 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154708 +0000" stop="20260720163916 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720163916 +0000" stop="20260720165017 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720165017 +0000" stop="20260720171817 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171817 +0000" stop="20260720173957 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720173957 +0000" stop="20260720180140 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720180140 +0000" stop="20260720182213 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720182213 +0000" stop="20260720195756 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195756 +0000" stop="20260720202000 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720202000 +0000" stop="20260720210500 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720210500 +0000" stop="20260720222259 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222259 +0000" stop="20260720224424 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224424 +0000" stop="20260720230519 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230519 +0000" stop="20260720232707 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232707 +0000" stop="20260720234858 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234858 +0000" stop="20260721001039 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721001039 +0000" stop="20260721003138 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721003138 +0000" stop="20260721005327 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721005327 +0000" stop="20260721011401 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011401 +0000" stop="20260721013546 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013546 +0000" stop="20260721015733 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721015733 +0000" stop="20260721021854 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721021854 +0000" stop="20260721024044 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721024044 +0000" stop="20260721030234 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721030234 +0000" stop="20260721032413 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721032413 +0000" stop="20260721034608 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721034608 +0000" stop="20260721040816 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721040816 +0000" stop="20260721043004 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721043004 +0000" stop="20260721052212 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260721052212 +0000" stop="20260721053313 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721053313 +0000" stop="20260721060113 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060113 +0000" stop="20260721062253 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721062253 +0000" stop="20260721064436 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721064436 +0000" stop="20260721070509 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721070509 +0000" stop="20260721084052 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719080015 +0000" stop="20260719080519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719080519 +0000" stop="20260719081023 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719081023 +0000" stop="20260719081531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719081531 +0000" stop="20260719082039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719082039 +0000" stop="20260719082547 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719082547 +0000" stop="20260719083052 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719083052 +0000" stop="20260719083557 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719083557 +0000" stop="20260719084102 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719084102 +0000" stop="20260719084607 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719084607 +0000" stop="20260719085112 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719085112 +0000" stop="20260719085617 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719085617 +0000" stop="20260719090122 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719090122 +0000" stop="20260719090626 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719090626 +0000" stop="20260719091126 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719091126 +0000" stop="20260719091631 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719091631 +0000" stop="20260719092135 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719092135 +0000" stop="20260719092640 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719092640 +0000" stop="20260719093145 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719093145 +0000" stop="20260719093403 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719093403 +0000" stop="20260719093646 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719093646 +0000" stop="20260719093914 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719093914 +0000" stop="20260719094144 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719094144 +0000" stop="20260719094415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719094415 +0000" stop="20260719094641 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719094641 +0000" stop="20260719094909 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719094909 +0000" stop="20260719095143 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719095143 +0000" stop="20260719095411 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719095411 +0000" stop="20260719095649 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719095649 +0000" stop="20260719095951 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719095951 +0000" stop="20260719100146 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719100146 +0000" stop="20260719100348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719100348 +0000" stop="20260719100623 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719100623 +0000" stop="20260719100829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719100829 +0000" stop="20260719101039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101039 +0000" stop="20260719101246 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101246 +0000" stop="20260719101501 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101501 +0000" stop="20260719101712 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101712 +0000" stop="20260719101949 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719101949 +0000" stop="20260719102155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719102155 +0000" stop="20260719102418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719102418 +0000" stop="20260719102646 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719102646 +0000" stop="20260719102927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719102927 +0000" stop="20260719103139 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103139 +0000" stop="20260719103414 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103414 +0000" stop="20260719103914 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719103914 +0000" stop="20260719104414 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719104414 +0000" stop="20260719104914 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719104914 +0000" stop="20260719105414 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719105414 +0000" stop="20260719105914 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719105914 +0000" stop="20260719110414 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719110414 +0000" stop="20260719110915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719110915 +0000" stop="20260719111415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719111415 +0000" stop="20260719111915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719111915 +0000" stop="20260719112415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719112415 +0000" stop="20260719112915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719112915 +0000" stop="20260719113415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719113415 +0000" stop="20260719113915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719113915 +0000" stop="20260719114415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719114415 +0000" stop="20260719114915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719114915 +0000" stop="20260719115216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719115216 +0000" stop="20260719115521 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719115521 +0000" stop="20260719115826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719115826 +0000" stop="20260719120131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120131 +0000" stop="20260719120436 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120436 +0000" stop="20260719120741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120741 +0000" stop="20260719121047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719121047 +0000" stop="20260719121352 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719121352 +0000" stop="20260719121657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719121657 +0000" stop="20260719122002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122002 +0000" stop="20260719122307 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719122307 +0000" stop="20260719122612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122612 +0000" stop="20260719122918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122918 +0000" stop="20260719123223 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719123223 +0000" stop="20260719123528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719123528 +0000" stop="20260719123833 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719123833 +0000" stop="20260719124138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719124138 +0000" stop="20260719124444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719124444 +0000" stop="20260719124748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719124748 +0000" stop="20260719125053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719125053 +0000" stop="20260719125358 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719125358 +0000" stop="20260719125703 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719125703 +0000" stop="20260719130008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719130008 +0000" stop="20260719130314 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719130314 +0000" stop="20260719130619 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719130619 +0000" stop="20260719130924 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719130924 +0000" stop="20260719131430 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719131430 +0000" stop="20260719131935 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719131935 +0000" stop="20260719132441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719132441 +0000" stop="20260719132947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719132947 +0000" stop="20260719133452 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133452 +0000" stop="20260719133958 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719133958 +0000" stop="20260719134503 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719134503 +0000" stop="20260719135008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719135008 +0000" stop="20260719135514 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719135514 +0000" stop="20260719140018 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719140018 +0000" stop="20260719140524 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719140524 +0000" stop="20260719141030 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719141030 +0000" stop="20260719141534 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719141534 +0000" stop="20260719142039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719142039 +0000" stop="20260719142545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719142545 +0000" stop="20260719143050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719143050 +0000" stop="20260719143555 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719143555 +0000" stop="20260719144100 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719144100 +0000" stop="20260719144605 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719144605 +0000" stop="20260719145110 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719145110 +0000" stop="20260719145615 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719145615 +0000" stop="20260719150119 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719150119 +0000" stop="20260719150624 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719150624 +0000" stop="20260719151129 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719151129 +0000" stop="20260719151638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719151638 +0000" stop="20260719152143 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152143 +0000" stop="20260719152647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152647 +0000" stop="20260719153153 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719153153 +0000" stop="20260719153657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719153657 +0000" stop="20260719154201 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154201 +0000" stop="20260719154706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154706 +0000" stop="20260719155214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719155214 +0000" stop="20260719155722 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719155722 +0000" stop="20260719160229 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719160229 +0000" stop="20260719160737 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719160737 +0000" stop="20260719161242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161242 +0000" stop="20260719161747 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161747 +0000" stop="20260719162252 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719162252 +0000" stop="20260719162800 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719162800 +0000" stop="20260719163305 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719163305 +0000" stop="20260719163813 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719163813 +0000" stop="20260719164318 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719164318 +0000" stop="20260719164826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719164826 +0000" stop="20260719165331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719165331 +0000" stop="20260719165836 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719165836 +0000" stop="20260719170341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170341 +0000" stop="20260719170849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170849 +0000" stop="20260719171352 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719171352 +0000" stop="20260719171856 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719171856 +0000" stop="20260719172405 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719172405 +0000" stop="20260719172912 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719172912 +0000" stop="20260719173420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719173420 +0000" stop="20260719173925 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719173925 +0000" stop="20260719174431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719174431 +0000" stop="20260719174936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719174936 +0000" stop="20260719175441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719175441 +0000" stop="20260719175946 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719175946 +0000" stop="20260719180451 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180451 +0000" stop="20260719180955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180955 +0000" stop="20260719181500 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719181500 +0000" stop="20260719182000 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182000 +0000" stop="20260719182504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182504 +0000" stop="20260719183009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719183009 +0000" stop="20260719183514 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719183514 +0000" stop="20260719184018 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184018 +0000" stop="20260719184237 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184237 +0000" stop="20260719184519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184519 +0000" stop="20260719184748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184748 +0000" stop="20260719185018 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185018 +0000" stop="20260719185248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185248 +0000" stop="20260719185514 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185514 +0000" stop="20260719185742 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719185742 +0000" stop="20260719190017 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190017 +0000" stop="20260719190245 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190245 +0000" stop="20260719190522 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190522 +0000" stop="20260719190825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190825 +0000" stop="20260719191020 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191020 +0000" stop="20260719191222 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191222 +0000" stop="20260719191457 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191457 +0000" stop="20260719191703 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
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    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719191912 +0000" stop="20260719192120 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
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    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
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    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719192546 +0000" stop="20260719192822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719192822 +0000" stop="20260719193029 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719193029 +0000" stop="20260719193251 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719193251 +0000" stop="20260719193519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193519 +0000" stop="20260719193800 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193800 +0000" stop="20260719194012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719194012 +0000" stop="20260719194248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719194248 +0000" stop="20260719194748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719194748 +0000" stop="20260719195248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719195248 +0000" stop="20260719195748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719195748 +0000" stop="20260719200248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719200248 +0000" stop="20260719200748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719200748 +0000" stop="20260719201248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719201248 +0000" stop="20260719201748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719201748 +0000" stop="20260719202248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719202248 +0000" stop="20260719202748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719202748 +0000" stop="20260719203248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203248 +0000" stop="20260719203748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203748 +0000" stop="20260719204248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719204248 +0000" stop="20260719204748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719204748 +0000" stop="20260719205249 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719205249 +0000" stop="20260719205749 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719205749 +0000" stop="20260719210049 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
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    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719210354 +0000" stop="20260719210659 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719210659 +0000" stop="20260719211005 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211005 +0000" stop="20260719211310 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211310 +0000" stop="20260719211615 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211615 +0000" stop="20260719211920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211920 +0000" stop="20260719212225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719212225 +0000" stop="20260719212530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719212530 +0000" stop="20260719212836 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719212836 +0000" stop="20260719213141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719213141 +0000" stop="20260719213446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719213446 +0000" stop="20260719213751 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719213751 +0000" stop="20260719214056 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719214056 +0000" stop="20260719214402 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719214402 +0000" stop="20260719214707 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719214707 +0000" stop="20260719215012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719215012 +0000" stop="20260719215317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719215317 +0000" stop="20260719215621 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719215621 +0000" stop="20260719215926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719215926 +0000" stop="20260719220232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719220232 +0000" stop="20260719220537 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719220537 +0000" stop="20260719220842 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719220842 +0000" stop="20260719221147 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719221147 +0000" stop="20260719221452 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719221452 +0000" stop="20260719221757 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719221757 +0000" stop="20260719222303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719222303 +0000" stop="20260719222809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719222809 +0000" stop="20260719223315 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719223315 +0000" stop="20260719223820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719223820 +0000" stop="20260719224326 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719224326 +0000" stop="20260719224831 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719224831 +0000" stop="20260719225336 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719225336 +0000" stop="20260719225842 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719225842 +0000" stop="20260719230347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230347 +0000" stop="20260719230852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719230852 +0000" stop="20260719231358 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719231358 +0000" stop="20260719231903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719231903 +0000" stop="20260719232408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719232408 +0000" stop="20260719232912 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719232912 +0000" stop="20260719233419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719233419 +0000" stop="20260719233923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719233923 +0000" stop="20260719234428 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719234428 +0000" stop="20260719234933 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719234933 +0000" stop="20260719235438 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719235438 +0000" stop="20260719235943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719235943 +0000" stop="20260720000448 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720000448 +0000" stop="20260720000953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720000953 +0000" stop="20260720001458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720001458 +0000" stop="20260720002003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720002003 +0000" stop="20260720002511 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720002511 +0000" stop="20260720003016 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720003016 +0000" stop="20260720003521 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720003521 +0000" stop="20260720004026 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720004026 +0000" stop="20260720004531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720004531 +0000" stop="20260720005035 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720005035 +0000" stop="20260720005539 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720005539 +0000" stop="20260720010047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720010047 +0000" stop="20260720010555 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720010555 +0000" stop="20260720011103 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011103 +0000" stop="20260720011611 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720011611 +0000" stop="20260720012115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720012115 +0000" stop="20260720012620 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720012620 +0000" stop="20260720013125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720013125 +0000" stop="20260720013633 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720013633 +0000" stop="20260720014138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014138 +0000" stop="20260720014646 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014646 +0000" stop="20260720015151 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720015151 +0000" stop="20260720015659 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720015659 +0000" stop="20260720020204 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020204 +0000" stop="20260720020709 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720020709 +0000" stop="20260720021214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720021214 +0000" stop="20260720021722 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720021722 +0000" stop="20260720022226 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720022226 +0000" stop="20260720022730 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720022730 +0000" stop="20260720023238 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023238 +0000" stop="20260720023746 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720023746 +0000" stop="20260720024254 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720024254 +0000" stop="20260720024759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720024759 +0000" stop="20260720025304 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025304 +0000" stop="20260720025809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720025809 +0000" stop="20260720030314 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720030314 +0000" stop="20260720030819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720030819 +0000" stop="20260720031324 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720031324 +0000" stop="20260720031828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720031828 +0000" stop="20260720032333 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032333 +0000" stop="20260720032833 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720032833 +0000" stop="20260720033338 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720033338 +0000" stop="20260720033842 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720033842 +0000" stop="20260720034347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034347 +0000" stop="20260720034852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034852 +0000" stop="20260720035110 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720035110 +0000" stop="20260720035353 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720035353 +0000" stop="20260720035621 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720035621 +0000" stop="20260720035851 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720035851 +0000" stop="20260720040122 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040122 +0000" stop="20260720040348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040348 +0000" stop="20260720040616 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040616 +0000" stop="20260720040850 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720040850 +0000" stop="20260720041118 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720041118 +0000" stop="20260720041356 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720041356 +0000" stop="20260720041658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720041658 +0000" stop="20260720041853 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720041853 +0000" stop="20260720042055 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042055 +0000" stop="20260720042330 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042330 +0000" stop="20260720042536 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042536 +0000" stop="20260720042746 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042746 +0000" stop="20260720042953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720042953 +0000" stop="20260720043208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720043208 +0000" stop="20260720043419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720043419 +0000" stop="20260720043656 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720043656 +0000" stop="20260720043902 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720043902 +0000" stop="20260720044125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044125 +0000" stop="20260720044353 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044353 +0000" stop="20260720044634 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044634 +0000" stop="20260720044846 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720044846 +0000" stop="20260720045121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720045121 +0000" stop="20260720045621 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720045621 +0000" stop="20260720050121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720050121 +0000" stop="20260720050621 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720050621 +0000" stop="20260720051121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051121 +0000" stop="20260720051621 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720051621 +0000" stop="20260720052121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720052121 +0000" stop="20260720052622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720052622 +0000" stop="20260720053122 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053122 +0000" stop="20260720053622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720053622 +0000" stop="20260720054122 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720054122 +0000" stop="20260720054622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720054622 +0000" stop="20260720055122 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720055122 +0000" stop="20260720055622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720055622 +0000" stop="20260720060122 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060122 +0000" stop="20260720060622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720060622 +0000" stop="20260720060923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060923 +0000" stop="20260720061228 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720061228 +0000" stop="20260720061533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720061533 +0000" stop="20260720061838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720061838 +0000" stop="20260720062143 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062143 +0000" stop="20260720062448 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062448 +0000" stop="20260720062753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720062753 +0000" stop="20260720063059 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720063059 +0000" stop="20260720063404 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720063404 +0000" stop="20260720063709 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720063709 +0000" stop="20260720064014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720064014 +0000" stop="20260720064319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720064319 +0000" stop="20260720064625 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720064625 +0000" stop="20260720064930 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720064930 +0000" stop="20260720065235 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720065235 +0000" stop="20260720065540 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065540 +0000" stop="20260720065845 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065845 +0000" stop="20260720070150 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720070150 +0000" stop="20260720070455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720070455 +0000" stop="20260720070800 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720070800 +0000" stop="20260720071105 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071105 +0000" stop="20260720071410 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720071410 +0000" stop="20260720071715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720071715 +0000" stop="20260720072021 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720072021 +0000" stop="20260720072326 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720072326 +0000" stop="20260720072631 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720072631 +0000" stop="20260720073137 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073137 +0000" stop="20260720073642 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720073642 +0000" stop="20260720074148 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074148 +0000" stop="20260720074654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074654 +0000" stop="20260720075159 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720075159 +0000" stop="20260720075705 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720075705 +0000" stop="20260720080210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080210 +0000" stop="20260720080715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720080715 +0000" stop="20260720081221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720081221 +0000" stop="20260720081725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720081725 +0000" stop="20260720082231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720082231 +0000" stop="20260720082737 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720082737 +0000" stop="20260720083241 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720083241 +0000" stop="20260720083746 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720083746 +0000" stop="20260720084252 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720084252 +0000" stop="20260720084757 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720084757 +0000" stop="20260720085302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720085302 +0000" stop="20260720085807 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720085807 +0000" stop="20260720090312 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720090312 +0000" stop="20260720090817 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720090817 +0000" stop="20260720091322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091322 +0000" stop="20260720091826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720091826 +0000" stop="20260720092331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720092331 +0000" stop="20260720092836 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720092836 +0000" stop="20260720093345 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720093345 +0000" stop="20260720093850 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720093850 +0000" stop="20260720094354 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720094354 +0000" stop="20260720094859 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720094859 +0000" stop="20260720095404 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720095404 +0000" stop="20260720095908 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720095908 +0000" stop="20260720100413 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720100413 +0000" stop="20260720100920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720100920 +0000" stop="20260720101429 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720101429 +0000" stop="20260720101936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720101936 +0000" stop="20260720102444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720102444 +0000" stop="20260720102949 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720102949 +0000" stop="20260720103454 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720103454 +0000" stop="20260720103959 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720103959 +0000" stop="20260720104507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720104507 +0000" stop="20260720105012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720105012 +0000" stop="20260720105520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720105520 +0000" stop="20260720110025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720110025 +0000" stop="20260720110533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720110533 +0000" stop="20260720111038 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720111038 +0000" stop="20260720111543 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720111543 +0000" stop="20260720112048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720112048 +0000" stop="20260720112556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720112556 +0000" stop="20260720113059 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720113059 +0000" stop="20260720113603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720113603 +0000" stop="20260720114111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720114111 +0000" stop="20260720114619 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720114619 +0000" stop="20260720115127 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720115127 +0000" stop="20260720115632 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720115632 +0000" stop="20260720120138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720120138 +0000" stop="20260720120643 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720120643 +0000" stop="20260720121148 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720121148 +0000" stop="20260720121653 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720121653 +0000" stop="20260720122158 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720122158 +0000" stop="20260720122702 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720122702 +0000" stop="20260720123207 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720123207 +0000" stop="20260720123706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720123706 +0000" stop="20260720124211 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720124211 +0000" stop="20260720124716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720124716 +0000" stop="20260720125221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720125221 +0000" stop="20260720125725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720125725 +0000" stop="20260720125944 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720125944 +0000" stop="20260720130226 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720130226 +0000" stop="20260720130455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720130455 +0000" stop="20260720130725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720130725 +0000" stop="20260720130955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720130955 +0000" stop="20260720131221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131221 +0000" stop="20260720131449 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131449 +0000" stop="20260720131724 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131724 +0000" stop="20260720131952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720131952 +0000" stop="20260720132229 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720132229 +0000" stop="20260720132532 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720132532 +0000" stop="20260720132727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720132727 +0000" stop="20260720132929 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720132929 +0000" stop="20260720133204 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133204 +0000" stop="20260720133410 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133410 +0000" stop="20260720133619 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133619 +0000" stop="20260720133826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720133826 +0000" stop="20260720134042 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720134042 +0000" stop="20260720134253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720134253 +0000" stop="20260720134529 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720134529 +0000" stop="20260720134736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720134736 +0000" stop="20260720134958 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720134958 +0000" stop="20260720135226 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135226 +0000" stop="20260720135507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135507 +0000" stop="20260720135719 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135719 +0000" stop="20260720135954 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135954 +0000" stop="20260720140455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720140455 +0000" stop="20260720140955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720140955 +0000" stop="20260720141455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720141455 +0000" stop="20260720141955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720141955 +0000" stop="20260720142455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720142455 +0000" stop="20260720142955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720142955 +0000" stop="20260720143455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720143455 +0000" stop="20260720143955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720143955 +0000" stop="20260720144455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144455 +0000" stop="20260720144955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144955 +0000" stop="20260720145455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720145455 +0000" stop="20260720145955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720145955 +0000" stop="20260720150455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720150455 +0000" stop="20260720150955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720150955 +0000" stop="20260720151456 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720151456 +0000" stop="20260720151756 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720151756 +0000" stop="20260720152101 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720152101 +0000" stop="20260720152406 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720152406 +0000" stop="20260720152712 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720152712 +0000" stop="20260720153017 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720153017 +0000" stop="20260720153322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720153322 +0000" stop="20260720153627 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720153627 +0000" stop="20260720153932 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720153932 +0000" stop="20260720154237 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154237 +0000" stop="20260720154543 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154543 +0000" stop="20260720154848 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720154848 +0000" stop="20260720155153 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720155153 +0000" stop="20260720155458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720155458 +0000" stop="20260720155803 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720155803 +0000" stop="20260720160108 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720160108 +0000" stop="20260720160414 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720160414 +0000" stop="20260720160719 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720160719 +0000" stop="20260720161024 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720161024 +0000" stop="20260720161328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720161328 +0000" stop="20260720161633 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720161633 +0000" stop="20260720161939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720161939 +0000" stop="20260720162244 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162244 +0000" stop="20260720162549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162549 +0000" stop="20260720162854 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720162854 +0000" stop="20260720163159 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720163159 +0000" stop="20260720163504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720163504 +0000" stop="20260720164010 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720164010 +0000" stop="20260720164516 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720164516 +0000" stop="20260720165022 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720165022 +0000" stop="20260720165527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720165527 +0000" stop="20260720170033 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720170033 +0000" stop="20260720170538 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720170538 +0000" stop="20260720171043 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171043 +0000" stop="20260720171549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171549 +0000" stop="20260720172054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720172054 +0000" stop="20260720172559 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720172559 +0000" stop="20260720173104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720173104 +0000" stop="20260720173610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720173610 +0000" stop="20260720174115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720174115 +0000" stop="20260720174619 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720174619 +0000" stop="20260720175126 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720175126 +0000" stop="20260720175630 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720175630 +0000" stop="20260720180135 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720180135 +0000" stop="20260720180640 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720180640 +0000" stop="20260720181145 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720181145 +0000" stop="20260720181650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720181650 +0000" stop="20260720182155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720182155 +0000" stop="20260720182700 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720182700 +0000" stop="20260720183205 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720183205 +0000" stop="20260720183710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720183710 +0000" stop="20260720184218 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720184218 +0000" stop="20260720184723 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720184723 +0000" stop="20260720185228 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720185228 +0000" stop="20260720185733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720185733 +0000" stop="20260720190238 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720190238 +0000" stop="20260720190742 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720190742 +0000" stop="20260720191246 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720191246 +0000" stop="20260720191754 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720191754 +0000" stop="20260720192302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720192302 +0000" stop="20260720192810 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720192810 +0000" stop="20260720193318 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720193318 +0000" stop="20260720193822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720193822 +0000" stop="20260720194327 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720194327 +0000" stop="20260720194832 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720194832 +0000" stop="20260720195340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195340 +0000" stop="20260720195845 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195845 +0000" stop="20260720200353 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720200353 +0000" stop="20260720200858 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720200858 +0000" stop="20260720201406 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720201406 +0000" stop="20260720201911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720201911 +0000" stop="20260720202416 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720202416 +0000" stop="20260720202921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720202921 +0000" stop="20260720203429 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720203429 +0000" stop="20260720203933 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720203933 +0000" stop="20260720204437 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720204437 +0000" stop="20260720204945 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720204945 +0000" stop="20260720205453 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720205453 +0000" stop="20260720210001 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720210001 +0000" stop="20260720210506 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720210506 +0000" stop="20260720211011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211011 +0000" stop="20260720211516 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720211516 +0000" stop="20260720212021 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720212021 +0000" stop="20260720212526 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720212526 +0000" stop="20260720213031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720213031 +0000" stop="20260720213535 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720213535 +0000" stop="20260720214040 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720214040 +0000" stop="20260720214540 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720214540 +0000" stop="20260720215045 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720215045 +0000" stop="20260720215549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720215549 +0000" stop="20260720220054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720220054 +0000" stop="20260720220559 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720220559 +0000" stop="20260720220817 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720220817 +0000" stop="20260720221100 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720221100 +0000" stop="20260720221328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720221328 +0000" stop="20260720221558 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720221558 +0000" stop="20260720221829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720221829 +0000" stop="20260720222055 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222055 +0000" stop="20260720222323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222323 +0000" stop="20260720222557 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222557 +0000" stop="20260720222825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720222825 +0000" stop="20260720223103 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223103 +0000" stop="20260720223405 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223405 +0000" stop="20260720223600 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223600 +0000" stop="20260720223802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223802 +0000" stop="20260720224037 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224037 +0000" stop="20260720224243 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224243 +0000" stop="20260720224453 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224453 +0000" stop="20260720224700 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224700 +0000" stop="20260720224915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720224915 +0000" stop="20260720225126 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720225126 +0000" stop="20260720225403 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720225403 +0000" stop="20260720225609 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720225609 +0000" stop="20260720225832 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720225832 +0000" stop="20260720230100 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230100 +0000" stop="20260720230341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230341 +0000" stop="20260720230553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230553 +0000" stop="20260720230828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720230828 +0000" stop="20260720231328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720231328 +0000" stop="20260720231828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720231828 +0000" stop="20260720232328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232328 +0000" stop="20260720232828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232828 +0000" stop="20260720233328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720233328 +0000" stop="20260720233828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720233828 +0000" stop="20260720234328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234328 +0000" stop="20260720234829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720234829 +0000" stop="20260720235329 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720235329 +0000" stop="20260720235829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720235829 +0000" stop="20260721000329 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721000329 +0000" stop="20260721000829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721000829 +0000" stop="20260721001329 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721001329 +0000" stop="20260721001829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721001829 +0000" stop="20260721002329 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002329 +0000" stop="20260721002630 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002630 +0000" stop="20260721002935 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002935 +0000" stop="20260721003240 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721003240 +0000" stop="20260721003545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721003545 +0000" stop="20260721003850 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721003850 +0000" stop="20260721004155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004155 +0000" stop="20260721004500 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004500 +0000" stop="20260721004806 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721004806 +0000" stop="20260721005111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721005111 +0000" stop="20260721005416 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721005416 +0000" stop="20260721005721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721005721 +0000" stop="20260721010026 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721010026 +0000" stop="20260721010331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721010331 +0000" stop="20260721010637 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721010637 +0000" stop="20260721010942 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721010942 +0000" stop="20260721011247 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011247 +0000" stop="20260721011552 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011552 +0000" stop="20260721011857 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011857 +0000" stop="20260721012202 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721012202 +0000" stop="20260721012507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721012507 +0000" stop="20260721012812 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721012812 +0000" stop="20260721013117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013117 +0000" stop="20260721013422 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013422 +0000" stop="20260721013728 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721013728 +0000" stop="20260721014033 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721014033 +0000" stop="20260721014338 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721014338 +0000" stop="20260721014843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721014843 +0000" stop="20260721015349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721015349 +0000" stop="20260721015855 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721015855 +0000" stop="20260721020401 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721020401 +0000" stop="20260721020906 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721020906 +0000" stop="20260721021412 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721021412 +0000" stop="20260721021917 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721021917 +0000" stop="20260721022422 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721022422 +0000" stop="20260721022928 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721022928 +0000" stop="20260721023432 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721023432 +0000" stop="20260721023938 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721023938 +0000" stop="20260721024443 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721024443 +0000" stop="20260721024948 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721024948 +0000" stop="20260721025453 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025453 +0000" stop="20260721025959 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025959 +0000" stop="20260721030504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721030504 +0000" stop="20260721031009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031009 +0000" stop="20260721031514 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031514 +0000" stop="20260721032019 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721032019 +0000" stop="20260721032524 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721032524 +0000" stop="20260721033029 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721033029 +0000" stop="20260721033533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721033533 +0000" stop="20260721034038 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721034038 +0000" stop="20260721034543 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721034543 +0000" stop="20260721035051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721035051 +0000" stop="20260721035557 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721035557 +0000" stop="20260721040101 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721040101 +0000" stop="20260721040606 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721040606 +0000" stop="20260721041111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721041111 +0000" stop="20260721041615 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721041615 +0000" stop="20260721042120 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721042120 +0000" stop="20260721042627 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721042627 +0000" stop="20260721043135 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721043135 +0000" stop="20260721043643 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721043643 +0000" stop="20260721044151 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721044151 +0000" stop="20260721044656 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721044656 +0000" stop="20260721045201 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721045201 +0000" stop="20260721045706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721045706 +0000" stop="20260721050214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721050214 +0000" stop="20260721050719 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721050719 +0000" stop="20260721051227 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721051227 +0000" stop="20260721051732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721051732 +0000" stop="20260721052240 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721052240 +0000" stop="20260721052745 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721052745 +0000" stop="20260721053250 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721053250 +0000" stop="20260721053755 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721053755 +0000" stop="20260721054303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721054303 +0000" stop="20260721054806 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721054806 +0000" stop="20260721055310 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721055310 +0000" stop="20260721055818 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721055818 +0000" stop="20260721060326 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060326 +0000" stop="20260721060834 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060834 +0000" stop="20260721061339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721061339 +0000" stop="20260721061844 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721061844 +0000" stop="20260721062350 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721062350 +0000" stop="20260721062855 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721062855 +0000" stop="20260721063400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721063400 +0000" stop="20260721063904 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721063904 +0000" stop="20260721064409 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721064409 +0000" stop="20260721064914 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721064914 +0000" stop="20260721065413 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721065413 +0000" stop="20260721065918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721065918 +0000" stop="20260721070423 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721070423 +0000" stop="20260721070928 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721070928 +0000" stop="20260721071432 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071432 +0000" stop="20260721071650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071650 +0000" stop="20260721071933 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721071933 +0000" stop="20260721072202 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072202 +0000" stop="20260721072431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072431 +0000" stop="20260721072702 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072702 +0000" stop="20260721072928 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721072928 +0000" stop="20260721073156 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073156 +0000" stop="20260721073431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073431 +0000" stop="20260721073658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073658 +0000" stop="20260721073936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721073936 +0000" stop="20260721074239 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721074239 +0000" stop="20260721074434 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721074434 +0000" stop="20260721074636 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721074636 +0000" stop="20260721074911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721074911 +0000" stop="20260721075117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075117 +0000" stop="20260721075326 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075326 +0000" stop="20260721075533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075533 +0000" stop="20260721075748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075748 +0000" stop="20260721075959 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721075959 +0000" stop="20260721080236 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719073533 +0000" stop="20260719082511 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719082511 +0000" stop="20260719091902 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719091902 +0000" stop="20260719100513 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719100513 +0000" stop="20260719111212 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719111212 +0000" stop="20260719120421 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719120421 +0000" stop="20260719125751 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719125751 +0000" stop="20260719134847 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719134847 +0000" stop="20260719143354 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719143354 +0000" stop="20260719152037 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152037 +0000" stop="20260719161349 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719161349 +0000" stop="20260719170957 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719170957 +0000" stop="20260719180014 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719180014 +0000" stop="20260719184327 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719184327 +0000" stop="20260719193201 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719193201 +0000" stop="20260719202435 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719202435 +0000" stop="20260719212329 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719212329 +0000" stop="20260719222020 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719222020 +0000" stop="20260719231128 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719231128 +0000" stop="20260720000105 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720000105 +0000" stop="20260720005457 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720005457 +0000" stop="20260720014108 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720014108 +0000" stop="20260720024806 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720024806 +0000" stop="20260720034016 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720034016 +0000" stop="20260720043346 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720043346 +0000" stop="20260720052441 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720052441 +0000" stop="20260720060948 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720060948 +0000" stop="20260720065632 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720065632 +0000" stop="20260720074943 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720074943 +0000" stop="20260720084551 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720084551 +0000" stop="20260720093609 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720093609 +0000" stop="20260720101922 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720101922 +0000" stop="20260720110755 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720110755 +0000" stop="20260720120029 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720120029 +0000" stop="20260720125923 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720125923 +0000" stop="20260720135615 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720135615 +0000" stop="20260720144722 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720144722 +0000" stop="20260720153700 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720153700 +0000" stop="20260720163051 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720163051 +0000" stop="20260720171703 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720171703 +0000" stop="20260720182401 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720182401 +0000" stop="20260720191610 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720191610 +0000" stop="20260720200940 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720200940 +0000" stop="20260720210036 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720210036 +0000" stop="20260720214543 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720214543 +0000" stop="20260720223226 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720223226 +0000" stop="20260720232538 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720232538 +0000" stop="20260721002146 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721002146 +0000" stop="20260721011203 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721011203 +0000" stop="20260721015516 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721015516 +0000" stop="20260721024350 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721024350 +0000" stop="20260721033624 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
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    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
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    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
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    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
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    <title>Island Fever - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes get to perform on a high class cruise ship, the Island Lady, but instead they end up ship wrecked on an island.</desc>
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    <title>Just One of the Girls - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller &amp; the Chipettes are vacationing in Hollywood, as well as Miss Miller reuniting with her girl singing group, The Thrillers.
In the lobby of the hotel, they learn that some producers are looking for new acts on their new show, "Girls of Rock &amp; Roll".
Sneaking behind each others backs, the Chipettes along with Miss Miller &amp; The Thrillers try to get an audition set @ the hotel restaurant.  The producers chose both of them (without the other knowing).
When each group arrives @ the studio, they perform "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy".  But just as they confessed to each other that they were auditioning, the producers find a punk girl band touring the studio &amp; hired them over both acts!</desc>
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    <title>Going Down to Dixie - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes get an opportunity to star on the River Ritz Hotel in New Orleans, Louisiana.</desc>
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    <title>Dave's Getting Married - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dave meets a woman he really feels a strong connection with. At first the boys disagree, but finds she can get along with all of them. The only thing preventing this relationship to work is her own three boys clashing with the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin’s Summer Job - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin is desperate to try and buy a Trans-Go-Go Bot, but Dave and his brothers will not lend him the money to get it. He decides to do the grown-up thing and get a job at the zoo.</desc>
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    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After playing a video game, the TV blows up. Dave decides to distract the Chipmunks with the book Treasure Island.</desc>
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    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and Theodore find a huge attraction to one of Miss Miller's toys. Instead of asking her if they could keep it, they steal it from her attic. Dave tells them the beginning of a story, but chooses to let the boys come up with the conclusion.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vinny's Visit - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Vinny, the Chipmunks' mother, comes for a visit, but has difficulties adapting to the modern way of life.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Adventure - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Dave's Uncle Willy comes for visit. Although he gets along well with the Chipmunks and shares many of their interests, Dave is worried that his uncle is a senior citizen. It is up to the Chipmunks to show Dave that gray hair does not necessarily change a man's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719110032 +0000" stop="20260719111341 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck O' the Chipmunks - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Micky, a new Irish boy at school, claims that he has his very own leprechaun. The Chipmunks are keen to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719111341 +0000" stop="20260719113618 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Siesta Grande - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go on a treasure hunt and meet the ancient Chipmunk tribe called the Twee-Twee Tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719113618 +0000" stop="20260719114737 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore and Juliet - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops a crush on a girl in his class named Juliet. Wanting some expert advice, Theodore asks Alvin for his help. Unwillingly, Alvin says a romantic line that Juliet overhears and she ends up developing a crush on Alvin instead of Theodore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719114737 +0000" stop="20260719115933 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarterback in Curlers - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries out for Alvin's football team. To get even, Alvin joins her cheerleading squad. Will they set aside their differences and help each other succeed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719115933 +0000" stop="20260719122210 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunkmania - S06E07</title>
    <desc>This episode takes a look back at the history of the Chipmunks' career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719122210 +0000" stop="20260719124447 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grounded Chipmunk - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin is forced to clean up the house after throwing a wild party while Dave is away and is not allowed to go with his brothers to Fantasy Park. During which, he combats his fear of loneliness, and experiences bizarre incidents including an alien.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alvie’s Angels - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes are Alvie’s Angels, a crime fighting team to hunt down the most popular jewel thief named Chazz Fleming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719130724 +0000" stop="20260719133000 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cadet's Regrets - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin enrolls himself and his brothers in cadet camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719133000 +0000" stop="20260719135237 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin sees a psychologist to go over his issues with his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719135237 +0000" stop="20260719140350 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wall - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go to Berlin to play in the "Wall of Iron" concert by the Berlin Wall. There they meet and befriend a young girl named Caterina whom has a brother named Eric that lives on the other side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719140350 +0000" stop="20260719141419 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Chipmunks - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A crook uses the Chipmunks tour as camouflage for his own evil deeds: While people is out watching the Chipmunks concerts, his trained chimpanzees raid the empty houses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719141419 +0000" stop="20260719142622 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore's Life as a Dog - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Alvin plays one prank on Theodore and gets him to eat a dog biscuit. To get even, Theodore, with Simon's help, plays a trick on Alvin and makes him think that his younger brother is actually turning into a were-dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719142622 +0000" stop="20260719143736 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the High School Ballroom - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller is invited to go to her High School reunion. But without her boyfriend to go with, the Chipettes try to get one of the Chipmunks to dress up to be Miss Miller's date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719143736 +0000" stop="20260719144807 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Obsession - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Alvin is upset that there is a new boy that just happens to be better at everything. To prove that Alvin has what it takes to beat this kid, he challenges him to anything he can think of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719144807 +0000" stop="20260719145919 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Not So Super Hero - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets an opportunity to meet his hero from his favorite TV show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719145919 +0000" stop="20260719152106 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Wonderful Life - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Dave is feeling depressed and is thinking that the Chipmunks would do better if he had never been apart of his life. Will the spirits of the Chipmunks convince him that he is indeed been an impact on Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s lives?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719152106 +0000" stop="20260719154151 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas, Mr. Carroll - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Alvin, as usual, is thinking of himself when it comes around to being Christmas. He is so focused on receiving presents that he fails to think of poor Mr. Carroll, who just wants his morning paper. Will the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future help Alvin learn the error of his ways?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719154151 +0000" stop="20260719160500 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Our Future - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A play-off of Back To The Future. The Chipmunks travel back in time where Alvin doesn't know if he wants to be a musician anymore. Simon and Theodre have some convincing to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719160500 +0000" stop="20260719162809 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bigger! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin wishes he is bigger so he wouldn’t be treated as a child all the time. His wish does come true over night and now he has to learn to live life as an adult.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Kong! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin creates a lot of attention for the legendary King Kong so that he could benifit by shooting a movie. Kiki, Alvins new friend, has a differnent idea of how Kong should be treated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719165041 +0000" stop="20260719171315 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batmunk - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Simon transforms into the legandary Batmunk. This is a play off of Batman. Batmunk must stop an evil plan that involves a large toy heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719171315 +0000" stop="20260719173621 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daytona Jones and the Pearl of Wisdom - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are show as if they were in an Indiana Jones film. This episode is filled with adventure, humor, and courage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719173621 +0000" stop="20260719175856 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Responding to a distress call, the USS Booby Prize encounters a dangerous alien race that wishes everything in the entire galaxy exactly the same. Captain James T. Dirk (Alvin), Mr. Speck (Simon), Dr. Moamz McRoy (Theodore), Lt. Uhaha (Jeanette) and Ms. Supra (Eleanor).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719175856 +0000" stop="20260719182059 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.T. The Space Traveler - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The boys meet a real life alien, and they try to hide him from a pair of scientists who wish to capture the alien and do experiments on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719182059 +0000" stop="20260719184341 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sploosh - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Jeanette is a beautiful mermaid who meets a shy scientist's assistant named Simon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719184341 +0000" stop="20260719190521 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The C-Team - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Alvin, Simon and Theodore use Dave's antique gold pocket watch for Show &amp; Tell at school, neighborhood bullies steal it. The Chipmunks find Mr.T to ask him for some advice and with his help they manage to get the watch back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719190521 +0000" stop="20260719192700 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipettes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>For the first time The Chipmunks meet their female counterparts, The Chipettes: Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Harry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A charaltan chipmunk named Harry claims to be Alvin, Simon and Theodore's long lost uncle and says he will have them see their mother as soon as they make enough money. The Chipmunks later not only find out that Harry is not their uncle but also the money he has them making is for a carnival strongman who he has owed for a long time.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rock 'n' Robot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks create a robot out of Alvin's video game, so that it can carry all of their equipment to their concerts. But, the robot goes beserk when it begins to capture every hat it sees, like the video game, it was created from, and It's up to Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to stop the robot.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Television Stars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin tells a girl he wants to impress that they are famous and that they are going to be starring in a rock concert on live t.v., but Alvin must convince the producer to let him play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719203157 +0000" stop="20260719205335 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cruise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Alvin unknowingly assists a jewel thief steal some jewelry from a cabin on their cruise ship, and Simon and Theodore begin to investigate the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260719205335 +0000" stop="20260719211514 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunks Story - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipmunks is revealed, including how Dave ended up with the Chipmunks in the first place, as well as how their musical career got started.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719211514 +0000" stop="20260719213653 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Fabulous - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon have Theodore enter a wrestling exhibition under the name "Mr.Fabulous" and he goes up against a montrous Russian wrestler called Ivan The Terrible.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa and Grandma Seville - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks meet their grandparents for the first time. Then, when they discover that someone is trying to take over their Grandparents farm, they decide to raise the money needed to save the farm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719215832 +0000" stop="20260719222011 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Flying Chipmunks - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin convinces Theodore to dress up as an alien to attract more fans, but they also attract some investigators with the government who research ufo's. The investigators decide to kidnap Theodore and perform experiments on him and Alvin and Simon must think of a way to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore go in search for a mother to attend their school picnic. Each choose the person, that they each think Dave will like best. But, when all three of their choices arrive at their house, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, will do anything to make sure that their choice wins.</desc>
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    <title>The Chip-Punks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin decided to change the Chipmunks image to gain more publicity, but end up running from the police, when they attend a rave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719225311 +0000" stop="20260719230433 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Here to Fraternity - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks make up a singing telegraph service to help buy some golf clubs for Dave's Birthday. But when Theodore loses the addresses, the boys are sent on a birthday mission, for a 100 dollar bonus. Except, that when Theodore wrote the number he wrote it upside down, so the Chipmunks end up going to the wrong house and are tricked into doing some different pranks for some highschoolers who are bored.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Chipmunk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The boys enter a contest so that they can win a chance to sing with Dolly Parton. But, the only way they can win is if they are from Nashville. The boys enter the contest anyway, but make an enemy when they win. The person who got second place in the drawing is determined to prove that the Chipmunks aren't from Nashville, and win his chance to sing with Dolly Parton.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719231556 +0000" stop="20260719232718 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Dave - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dave has a nightmare of himself getting smaller and smaller.</desc>
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    <title>Angelic Alvin - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin loses his memory and thinks that he is an angel.</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Nanny - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dave hires a nanny to take care of the Chipmunks when he is away at work, and the Chipmunks will do anything to get rid of her.</desc>
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    <title>The Bully Ballet - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invite a boy to stay with them who is a ballet dancer, and when a bulley begins to torment Alvin, he shows the bulley that ballet is cool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720001159 +0000" stop="20260720002321 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin... and the Chipmunk - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin demands a short trip away from obsessed fans who begin following him everywhere he goes. So, the Chipmunks go for a picnic out in the woods, only to be found again by their fans. Alvin runs off into the woods, and runs into a wild chipmunk. He decides to change places with the chipmunk, and he stays in the chipmunk's tree, while the wild chipmunk takes his place. All goes well until the real Alvin is caught by a hunter that holds him hostage. Simon, Theodore, and the wild chipmunk must save Alvin before it's to late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720002321 +0000" stop="20260720003443 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swiss Family Chipmunks - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dave drags the Chipmunks unwillingly on a camping trip in the great out doors. When they finally arrive, the Chipmunks discover large footprints and think they are being followed by Bigfoot. Eventually they build a treehouse for Dave, when he falls and injures himself badly, and Alvin and Simon go in search for Big Foot.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Santa Harry - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Charlatan chipmunk Harry returns and this time pretends to be Santa Claus and cons Alvin, Simon and Theodore into building a Christmas-themed amusement park called "Santa's Place".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720004605 +0000" stop="20260720010909 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog's Best Friend is His Chipmunk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin donates money to an animalfund raiser, and discovers that they don't have any money. In, an attempt toearn some money, they decide to sell the cookies that Theodore spent their, money on. But, when the Chipmunks find a dog, they must hide it from Dave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720010909 +0000" stop="20260720013213 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Lontiki - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the Chipmunks go to Hawaii, Alvin enters a surfing contest, and becomes convinced that he is cursed when he finds a medallian on the beach that is suppose to bring bad luck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720013213 +0000" stop="20260720015517 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baseball Heroes - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get a job as vendors at a baseball stadium, to pay for new uniforms for their baseball team. And in the process stop a pick pocket who has been stealing money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720015517 +0000" stop="20260720021657 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Best Chipmunk Win - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The chipettes move to the Chipmunks school and Alvin and Brittany run against each other for class president. Both will stop at nothing to win, but when the polls are revealed they discover that Jeanette has the deciding vote.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720021657 +0000" stop="20260720024018 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunk Who Bugged Me - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While on a train from Paris, the famed Orient Express, some important papers are stolen and Alvin uses his recently acquired Official Top Secret Spy Manual to help solve the real-life mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720024018 +0000" stop="20260720030340 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich and Infamous - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin and a rich kid compete for a girl's affections. Alvin pretends he is rich as his rival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720030340 +0000" stop="20260720032702 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Be a Vidiot - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore each make their own music videos for the group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720032702 +0000" stop="20260720035024 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Horse, of Course - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invest in an old horse to win a race.</desc>
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    <title>The Camp Calomine Caper - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks compete against the Chipettes in a camp battle of the sexes.</desc>
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    <title>Lights, Camera, Alvin - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Uncle Harry is up to no good again. This time, he makes Alvin a movie star so he can break up the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Some Entrancing Evening - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks put Dave on the show "This is Your Father", but he is nervous about it. So a hypnotist makes him have Alvin's personality, which turns to be a disasterous move.</desc>
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    <title>Match Play - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks trick Dave to play golf with a man that Alvin made a wager with. What Dave does not realize is that Alvin bet his signed "Elmer Palmer" golf club.</desc>
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    <title>The Picture of Health - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin decides that he, Simon and Theodore all need to join a gym, but to get in for free they have to go through some pretty strange "transformations".</desc>
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    <title>The Victrola Awards - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin and the Chipmunks attempt to grab good publicity shots of them doing positive deeds in order to win the fabulous Victrola Award.</desc>
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    <title>Royally Received - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks gets to see the (Buckingham?) Palace, and Alvin, in an attempt to impress a girl whose a big fan, tells her he's there to play for the queen! Now, all he has to do is find the queen and convince her to let them play!</desc>
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    <title>Gone Fishing - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin and the Chipmunks get a job working in aquarium, but Max, a former employee, who got fired for animal abuse, cooks up a scheme to force the Chipmunks out of a job and work again, by capturing one of 2 whales.</desc>
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    <title>Setting the Record Straight - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon turn Theodore into a record mascot in order to win a radio contest.</desc>
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    <title>Father's Day Muffins - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks attempt to sell Theodore's famous muffins so they may buy Dave a new tape recorder for Father's Day, but Simon's hardening agent accidentally ending up in the batter causes the muffins to harden.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin on Ice - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin plans to get a famous figure skater, Heather Williams, to appear at the school Pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Theodore - S02E16</title>
    <desc>While the Chipettes volunteer at the local hospital, a terrified tonsillectomy-bound kid goes missing, so until Brittany finds him, Theodore must step in to substitute, but the doctors, thinking he's the kid, take him into surgery.</desc>
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    <title>The Gang's All Here - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Alvin ends up being challenged by a gang called the Steam Rollers. Will he, his brothers, and the Chipettes pull together a gang of their own to help beat the Steam Rollers?</desc>
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    <title>Snow Job - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin is determined in getting an invitation to participate the Celebrity Ski Tournament. Once he convinces Mr. Colorado, the man hosting the event, to let him participate, all Alvin has to do then is learn how to ski.</desc>
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    <title>Maids In Japan - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin signs him and his brothers up to be in a Kabuki theater in order to gain publicity in Japan. Instead of getting lessons, they are forced to perform as the actual players.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Chipette - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin makes a bet with Brittany to see if he could make anyone into a beauty pageant winner. The challenge gets interesting when Jeanette is the girl he has to transform into beauty pageant material.</desc>
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    <title>New, Improved Simon - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Simon has a crush on a girl named Jillian. Alvin works at changing his image in order to impress this girl.</desc>
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    <title>The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes volunteer their talents to raise the money to keep Uncle Ben's Circus going, as well as saving Pinky, the circus's elephant.</desc>
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    <title>Guardian Chipmunks - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Dave starts up a neighborhood watch to catch a cat burglar. Alvin and the Chipmunks take it upon themselves to capture the cat burglar single handedly.</desc>
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    <title>Carsick - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get the measles. Dave spends so much time taking care of his boys that he becomes sick with the measles and is not able to fix his car for the car show. It is up to the boys take care of everything for Dave.</desc>
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    <title>Hat Today, Gone Tomorrow - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes crazy when he loses his beloved red cap, and starts searching for it.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Wrong - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes audition to be in a play on Snow White. After the audition, the director selects Brittany for the role of Snow White. However, the director's demanding daughter, Tara-Marie, who had flopped big-time in the auditions for the title role, plans to make her father reconsider.</desc>
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    <title>Film Flam - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to make a greatest hits video, but they hire a cut-rate film editor to produce it. He accidentally switches the video with Dave’s old home movies of the Chipmunks as infants.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret Life of Dave Seville - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin suspects that Dave is leading some kind of double life. He, Simon and Theodore each interview some of Dave’s old friends to find out what his secret might be.</desc>
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    <title>Who Ghost There - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are stuck at home without lights, and think the house is haunted.</desc>
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    <title>Romancing Miss Stone - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a crush on his teacher, Miss Stone. He later becomes jealous when Dave starts dating her.</desc>
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    <title>A Chip off the Old Tooth - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Theodore loses a tooth, and Alvin dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to try to cash in.</desc>
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    <title>Three Alarm Alvin - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to start their own fire department to gain publicity. They do not really have any emergencies, but when Theodore spots a real fire, it is up to the Chipmunk Fire Dept. to extinguish the blaze. But then the real fire department has to rescue the Chipmunks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720141821 +0000" stop="20260720144031 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisters - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries to join the Sisters, a club of the best-dressed, most popular girls in school. But in order to do so she has to avoid her own sister Jeanette, whose clumsiness and unpopularity would destroy her chances of getting into the club. Since she and Jeanette are working on a science project that involves taking care of a baby pig, this leaves Jeanette to do the project alone.</desc>
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    <title>Court Action - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin plagiarizes his book report and will not be allowed to play in the championship basketball game until the Student Honor Court acquits him. But it is Theodore’s turn to be the judge.</desc>
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    <title>Good Old Simon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Simon feels unloved and unappreciated, so he runs away and decides to stow away on a cargo ship. Theodore and Alvin find him, but not before the ship leaves for parts unknown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720152446 +0000" stop="20260720154721 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunks Go to Washington - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Dave, the Chipmunks and Chipettes goes to Washington D.C. to lobby the president to save a nest of bald eagles on Mount Placid that has been threatened by a condominium development.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720154721 +0000" stop="20260720161006 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soccer to Me - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin needs one more player for his soccer team. The only one qualified to play is Brittany's little sister Eleanor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720161006 +0000" stop="20260720163219 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Chipmunk Tells a Story - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out, his piano, laden with instant pudding, mysteriously crashes to the floor from the top of the staircase and is destroyed. But Alvin, Simon and Theodore each have a different version of what happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720163219 +0000" stop="20260720165454 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Worm in the Big Apple - S03E13</title>
    <desc>"Uncle" Harry returns, this time to con the Chipettes while they are visiting New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720165454 +0000" stop="20260720171704 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staying Afloat - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While on a water-skiing vacation with the Chipettes, Alvin forgets to tie up the boat belonging to Dave’s friend Ed, and it sinks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720171704 +0000" stop="20260720173914 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipette Story - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipettes is revealed when they are reunited with their old Australian friend Olivia, which prompts the singers to remember their younger days when they were just little tiny baby Chipettes living in Miss Grudge's orphanage in Australia with Olivia not trying to have a career, only trying to survive. The Chipettes successfully make their way into the United States, yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipettes travel across the country to California. There, the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipettes the break they were looking for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720173914 +0000" stop="20260720180127 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipette Story (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipette's successfully make their way into the U.S.A., yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipette's travel across the continent to California. There the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipette's the break they were looking for. The rest of course, is history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720180127 +0000" stop="20260720182339 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prize Isn't Right - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Simon goes on a trivia game show, but he gets the flu before he can show up for subsequent appearances. Theodore and Alvin dress up as Simon and go in his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720182339 +0000" stop="20260720184552 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gold of My Dreams - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin sells Dave's motor home to buy their own gold claim land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720184552 +0000" stop="20260720190802 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Matterhorn - S03E19</title>
    <desc>While the Chipmunks are on tour in Switzerland, Brittany is depressed about the Chipettes’ relative lack of fame. So Alvin arranges for the ultimate Swiss publicity stunt: the gang will climb the Matterhorn and the Chipettes will give a concert at the mountain’s peak. But they soon become trapped in an avalanche.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720190802 +0000" stop="20260720193012 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Oldest Fan - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin devises a publicity contest where one of Alvin's fans can win a date with him. Unfortunately for Alvin, the winner is an old lady named Honey Ginger, and he tries to get rid of her for another, younger date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720193012 +0000" stop="20260720195223 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Wanted: Mommy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Miss Mooney, the Chipmunks’ teacher, discovers that the Chipettes live alone, thanks to Brittany's ruse that went awry, and has to report them to social services. Dave takes them in, but they begin fighting with the Chipmunks, so Alvin arranges for next-door spinster Miss Miller to take them in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720195223 +0000" stop="20260720201433 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teevee or Not Teevee - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are scheduled to appear on The Johnny Letterman Show, but their act is canceled when a Russian Premier also scheduled to appear announces he will be arriving early. The Chipmunks follow Johnny and his crew to the airport and try to sneak in so they can play their act on television.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720201433 +0000" stop="20260720203643 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rash of Babies - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks start a babysitting service, only to be bombarded with wall to wall babies</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720203643 +0000" stop="20260720205853 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever’s Happened to Dave Seville? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Dave wins a producer’s award, a wax figure of him for a Hall of Fame is delivered, unbeknownst to the Chipmunks. While playing ball in the house, which Dave strictly forbid before he left, Alvin hits the wax figure of Dave with his ball, toppling him over. After watching a soap opera, they think he has developed a strange disease called "Zomboid rigidosis" and begin retelling his life for him, hoping he will snap out of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720205853 +0000" stop="20260720212104 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Seville Superstar - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin becomes jealous when Simon becomes a celebrity in Australia, so he arranges for the group to get lost in the Australian outback so he can "rescue" them and co-opt Simon's fame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720212104 +0000" stop="20260720214314 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Miller's Big Gamble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After the Chipettes rig Miss Miller’s poker game, she takes them to Las Vegas and becomes a compulsive gambler. She is finally cured when another gambler defeats her in a high-stakes game of blackjack, only to return his winnings after she learns her lesson. The other gambler turns out to be David Seville, the Chipmunks' father, in disguise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720214314 +0000" stop="20260720220549 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Smell of Success - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany attempts to market her own perfume by giving some to the Queen of Bulgravia, the wife of Dave's former college roommate, but it ends up getting switched with a bottle of fish soup, and the gang must find a way to switch them back before the Queen notices.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720220549 +0000" stop="20260720222801 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinderella? Cinderella! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Brittany refuses to do her chores, Miss Miller tells her that she must mop if she wishes to go to a dance that night. Brittany falls asleep and dreams she is Cinderella. She awakens to find a new party dress and Miss Miller mopping half the floor for her. Brittany realizes she is not living with the wicked stepmother after all.</desc>
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    <title>Experiment in Error - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin refuses to take Brittany to the Black and White Ball, the biggest social event of the season. So after Alvin causes Brittany to get into an accident in Simon’s laboratory, she convinces him into believing that she has turned into a zombie so he will take her to the ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260720225014 +0000" stop="20260720231224 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on the lam to help save Clarence, Grandpa Seville’s prize-winning calf, from becoming veal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720231224 +0000" stop="20260720233434 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle-Aged Davey - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dave starts feeling old on his birthday, so the Chipmunks set him up on a date with Marcy Apple, his old college sweetheart. But she was soon going to be married, so he goes out with Bambi, her younger sister (who is young enough to be his daughter) and they soon begin seeing each other regularly, to the Chipmunks’ chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720233434 +0000" stop="20260720235709 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love L.A. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin is obsessed with getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Dan the Dog gets his, and cooks up a number of schemes to try to get one.</desc>
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    <title>Chipmunk Vice - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In a spoof of Miami Vice. Alvin is sick with the flu, and in a dream, is a slick detective in pastel shirts looking for his missing prized baseball card who he believes a mysterious criminal called the "Shadow" took.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721001919 +0000" stop="20260721004132 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooping It Up - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks, the Chipettes, and a tough group of older students participate in a 1950s-themed scavenger hunt at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721004132 +0000" stop="20260721010330 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back To Dave's Future - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A wild ride on a merry-go-round sends the Chipmunks back to 1962. They meet a younger Dave. Without the boys' help in winning a band contest, he will spend his life as an accountant. When they are spun into the present, Alvin isn't sure whether he visited the past or bumped his head in a fall off the merry-go-round.</desc>
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    <title>Tell It to the Judge - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin "borrows" Dave's new bike, and while he is out riding he accidentally hits Brittany who is out roller skating. The bike is ruined, and something is wrong with her skates. They each blame each other, and Alvin demands Brittany pay for Dave's bike, while she insists he pay for her roller skates. All of this brings us to court, where Brittany and Alvin, ignoring the "TRUTH" part in justice, face off in a "who can tell a better lie about what happened" court battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721012528 +0000" stop="20260721014727 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sincerely Theodore - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on a diet so he could go on a date with a pen pal, who is also one of Alvin's biggest fans. Things go wrong when Alvin finds out that Theodore's date is actually the daughter of a famous film director. Alvin then takes her out instead, breaking Theodore's heart. In order for Alvin to make it to his play and the date, Alvin gets Theodore to switch back and forth to his play and on his date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721014727 +0000" stop="20260721020925 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Pharaoh Lady - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brittany makes a bet with Missy Snootson, another girl in her class, that if the mummy of king Rooten Tooten does not rise from the dead and go to her home by midnight, Brittany must drop out of the race to be the school Carnival Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Simon Says - S05E05</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out of town, Miss Miller babysits the boys and they go to a movie about killer space squids attacking the earth. Accidentally miss Miller breaks Simon's glasses. When they get out a telescope that evening, Simon thinks he sees killer squids coming toward earth, just like in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721023123 +0000" stop="20260721025322 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Chips Are Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The boys have to paint the garage after they got spray paint on the walls while repainting their bicycles. Simon and Theodore feels bad because they always have problems with Alvin's ideas. Later Alvin have them to go to a mansion of a now dead criminal. Alvin is convinced that a never found loot from a bankrobbery is still hidden there. They go because Alvin promises to paint all the garage if he's wrong, but they feel a little bad with Alvin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721025322 +0000" stop="20260721031520 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin, Alvin, Alvin! - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes through an identity crisis and starts trying all kinds of different personalities, with embarrassing results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721031520 +0000" stop="20260721033718 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Dream Cabin - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After years of scrimping and saving, Dave is finally able to afford their own vacation cabin. Alvin hears that Robby Leach, the host of the show “Lifestyles of the Truly Fabulous” lives nearby. Alvin tries to get Leach to interview him, and at the same time he makes a few quick changes to Dave's cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721033718 +0000" stop="20260721035917 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin nearly runs over an elderly woman in the mall with his skateboard. When Alvin finds out that she is wealthy, he sends out invitations for a senior citizens' party in order to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721035917 +0000" stop="20260721042115 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Seville Manor - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While in England, the Chipmunks check out Seville Manor to investigate if they have any relation to the man who owned it.</desc>
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In the lobby of the hotel, they learn that some producers are looking for new acts on their new show, "Girls of Rock &amp; Roll".
Sneaking behind each others backs, the Chipettes along with Miss Miller &amp; The Thrillers try to get an audition set @ the hotel restaurant.  The producers chose both of them (without the other knowing).
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    <title>Alvin’s Summer Job - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin is desperate to try and buy a Trans-Go-Go Bot, but Dave and his brothers will not lend him the money to get it. He decides to do the grown-up thing and get a job at the zoo.</desc>
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    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After playing a video game, the TV blows up. Dave decides to distract the Chipmunks with the book Treasure Island.</desc>
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    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and Theodore find a huge attraction to one of Miss Miller's toys. Instead of asking her if they could keep it, they steal it from her attic. Dave tells them the beginning of a story, but chooses to let the boys come up with the conclusion.</desc>
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    <title>We're The Chipmunks / Save the Dance - S02E33</title>
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    <title>The Temp / Parent Trap - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Knights / Snake Charmer - S02E37</title>
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    <title>Summer Camp / Blabber Mouth - S02E39</title>
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    <title>Viral / Brothers Of Dagarack - S02E41</title>
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    <title>Overlooked / Wish Upon A Star - S02E43</title>
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    <title>Jeanette's Secret Garden / Treasure Hunt - S02E45</title>
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    <title>He Said, She Said / Attack of the Zombies - S02E47</title>
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    <title>Wacky Wednesday / The Chipmunk and the Catfish - S02E49</title>
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    <title>Time Flies / Prank Calls - S02E51</title>
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    <title>The Karate Kidder - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Playing Favorites - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Back to Basics - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Report Cards - S03E04</title>
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    <title>The Cat Sitter - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Addicted - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Something Fishy - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Art Thou - S03E11</title>
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    <desc>When some girls at school start debating who is the cutest chipmunk in the girls' bathroom, Alvin wants to be known as the cutest chipmunk.</desc>
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    <desc>Simon's experiment of how plants respond to positive or negative feedback creates a monster, and it's growing. Brittany's fear of bees turns into admiration when she's shrunk down to their size and experiences life as a bee.</desc>
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    <desc>Dave discovers he's not too good at roughing it outdoors when he goes on a day hike with the Chipettes; when Alvin pranks Simon with a trick website making it look like Alvin is smarter, the Chipettes prank Alvin back.</desc>
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    <title>Curiosity - S03E17</title>
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    <desc>When Dave tells Simon to get rid of some stuff, a few of his more dangerous experiments end up in the wrong hands; Dave and the boys rent a cabin in the woods for a little rest and relaxation, only to find out it may be haunted.</desc>
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    <desc>When the boys accidentally break Dave's new flat-screen TV, they decide to become fugitives on the lam.</desc>
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    <desc>Tired of taking orders from Dave, the boys move out and decide to build a tree house in the backyard.</desc>
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    <title>Opposites Attract - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon become magnetized and inseparable after an invention of Simon's accidentally gets knocked over.</desc>
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    <title>Temporary Mom - S03E23</title>
    <desc>When the boys get stuck with Miss Miller as a baby sitter, they each take a crack at finding a replacement.</desc>
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    <title>Tee Fore Two - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Alvin volunteers to caddy a charity golf tournament and surprisingly gets paired up with Miss Smith.</desc>
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    <title>Mysterions - S04E07</title>
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    <title>The Crow Ate My Homework - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
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    <desc>A director rooms with notorious dictators. A bank becomes a home with a central-vault bar. A husband and wife turn a historic church into a museum.</desc>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
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    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
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    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A film buff loves living among the dead. A fiction writer's house is a real-life wonderland. A car enthusiast moves into his auto shop.</desc>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
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    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A Hollywood home is a human-sized doll house. Two painters cover their walls with colorful murals. An origami-inspired apartment has movable walls.</desc>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An architect crafts an aircraft hangar over his house. An artist's apartment is bursting with color. A father and son build their own roller coaster.</desc>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A director rooms with notorious dictators. A bank becomes a home with a central-vault bar. A husband and wife turn a historic church into a museum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721050309 +0000" stop="20260721052432 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721052432 +0000" stop="20260721054756 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721054756 +0000" stop="20260721060927 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721060927 +0000" stop="20260721063343 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721063343 +0000" stop="20260721070113 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260721070113 +0000" stop="20260721073002 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A film buff loves living among the dead. A fiction writer's house is a real-life wonderland. A car enthusiast moves into his auto shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721073002 +0000" stop="20260721075749 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260721075749 +0000" stop="20260721082509 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719073516 +0000" stop="20260719081838 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Please, Lord, Give Me Milk - S12E03</title>
    <desc>The nine remaining teams travel from Durgerdam, Netherlands to Bingo, Burkina Faso. The Road Block proves to be extremely frustrating for one person.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719081838 +0000" stop="20260719090148 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Name Our Chicken Phil - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Teams remain in the African country of Burkina Faso for this leg.</desc>
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    <title>We've Really Burned Bridges, For Sure - S12E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams travel from Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso to Rumsiskes, Lithuania. When the intensity of the race causes one team to lose their focus, they find themselves on a collision course with a speeding bus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719094541 +0000" stop="20260719102915 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cherry on Top of the Sundae That's Already Melted - S12E06</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams travel from Rumsiskes, Lithuania to Dubrovnik, Croatia. One of the stronger teams risks elimination after making a costly mistake. Another team falls apart when some precise teamwork is required at the Detour.</desc>
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    <title>This Is Forever, Now - S12E07</title>
    <desc>The five remaining teams travel from Dubrovnik, Croatia to Florence, Italy. Fatigue and stress cause one team to break down. Another team take some drastic measures in order to improve their position in the race. A new twist is revealed for the last team to reach the Pit Stop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719111240 +0000" stop="20260719115629 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honestly, They Have Witch Powers or Something! - S12E08</title>
    <desc>The five teams travel from Florence, Italy to Mumbai, India. When one person shows signs of his former self, progress in his team’s relationship comes to a halt. Another team resort to performance art in an attempt to throw off their competitors.</desc>
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    <title>I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak on Us - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Tension is at an all-time high after the previous leg's airport fiasco. The remaining teams continue in the ninth leg of the race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719123953 +0000" stop="20260719132326 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Guys, I'm Not Happy to See You - S12E10</title>
    <desc>The four teams travel from Osaka, Japan to Taipei, Taiwan. One person celebrates their birthday on this leg, but the only present she wants is a place in the final three.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719132326 +0000" stop="20260719140721 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Push - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Ronald Hsu &amp; Christina Hsu, TK Erwin &amp; Rachel Rosales and Nicolas Fulks &amp; Donald Jerousek are the three teams racing for the top prize of one million dollars. TK and Rachel have issues with a Detour, while Donald comes down Nicolas after he makes a mistake. Meanwhile, Ronald watches as Christina hangs on for her life in a challenging task.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719140721 +0000" stop="20260719145114 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bees Are Much Calmer Than All This! - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven teams start at the Los Angeles Coliseum and travel to Salvador, Brazil.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Like American Candy? - S13E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop in a seventh century fortress in Salvador, Brazil and receive a clue instructing them to fly to Fortaleza, Brazil. Tensions erupt when one team feels they secured an early flight for all teams and seeks a small compensation in return. Once in Fortaleza, the teams receive a clue instructing them to travel to a beach known as Barraca d Manoel. Here, a Detour choice allows one team to set itself apart from the pack by providing a task suited to their skills. Later, a Roadblock requires searching for a clue hidden in plain sight. While some find the clue almost right away, others waste time searching for non-existent leads in distracting advertising information. One team twice makes time-wasting clue-reading mistakes, but ultimately another team is eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge? - S13E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams are instructed to fly from Fortaleze, Brazil to La Paz, Bolivia, but not before a rivalry between two teams heats up at the Pit Stop. The teams fly 1,200 miles and find themselves in area that is over 12,000 feet above sea level, leaving some racers struggling to breathe the thin air. The teams camp beside a local statue and then take a newspaper delivery. They scour the newspapers for a clue, which instructs them to travel to the Narvaez Hat Shop in Plaza Mario and then purchase a traditional cholita hat to receive their next clue. This clue turns out to be a Detour, in which the teams face a choice between a task that is arduous but not overly physical or one likely to leave less physically inclined teams winded. After completing this tax, the teams travel by taxi eight miles to Los Titanes del Ring, where a Roadblock sends one member of each team up against a female wrestler. Many teams struggle at this task, but ultimately one team is done in not so much by their poor performance as by their failure to properly read the instructions given in a clue. They check in last at the Pit Stop, the hilltop park of Mirador el Monticulo, and are eliminated</desc>
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    <title>I Wonder If They Like Blondes in New Zealand? - S13E04</title>
    <desc>At the Pit Stop in La Paz, Bolivia, frustrations continue to build between two teams. The remaining teams receive a clue instructing them to fly 6,900 miles to Auckland, New Zealand. There, the teams face tricky nighttime navigation to the Gulf Harbor, where they must untie a Gordian knot. Inside the knots, the teams find a clue instructing them to travel to Mount Eden, a dormant volcano and Auckland's highest point. The knots also include a clue for the Fast Forward, which one team successfully completes, providing a break from the leg's challenging and often frustrating tasks. The other teams forge ahead with those tasks, first completing a detail-oriented Roadblock. They then travel to the City Life Hotel and search for Travelocity gnomes from the rooftops. After finding the gnomes, the teams receive a clue instructing them to drive to Kiwi 360°, a local landmark. The teams then face a Detour choice between two tasks that are both gruelingly physical in their own way. One racer is injured during one of these tasks, but plows ahead nevertheless. Ultimately, two teams fight it out on separate tasks late at night, but one ends up being too late and is eliminated from the race</desc>
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    <title>Do It Like a Madman - S13E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop at Summer Hill in New Zealand and receive a clue instructing them to fly over 5,600 miles to Siem Reap, Cambodia. The teams scramble for flights, with one team that was running behind catching a critical flight that enables them to catch up with all other teams. In  Siem Reap, the teams travel to a roadside pumping station where they're instructed to use a hand pump to fill a truck with 25 liters of fuel to receive their next clue. The teams are then driven in their trucks to Siem Reap Harbor and then make their way by motorized boats to the waterfront community of Kho Andeth. One team is forced to paddle after suffering a boat breakdown. At Kho Andeth, the teams face a Detour choice involving either gathering objects or hauling fish. The teams then travel to Angkor Wat, the largest religious structure in the world, to complete the roadblock. The teams race for the leg's Pit Stop, the Bayon Temple.</desc>
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    <title>Please Hold While I Singe My Skull - S13E06</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Bayon Temple in Siem Reap Cambodia and receive a clue instructing them to fly 2,000 miles to Delhi, India and then find a place called Moonlight Motors. All teams secure the same flight, but difficulties arise for some teams throughout the leg as they try to navigate the complicated streets of India. At Moonlight Motors, the racers face a Roadblock that requires one member of each team to spray-paint a car. During this task, one racer's badgering of their partner causes them to fall dangerously behind. The teams then head to the Ambassador Hotel, where a doorman gives them a clue that leads them to a Detour. One team's ineptitude at their chosen task task causes them to lose valuable time, but another team loses even more due to continued navigational problems. In the end, this team checks in last at the Pit Stop, but is delighted to find that they are not eliminated (though the reprieve comes with a string attached.)</desc>
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    <title>My Nose Is on Fire - S13E07</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Baha'i House and receive a clue instructing them to travel to Deshbandhu Apartments. Once there, they participate in a Roadblock that frustrates several racers (including some not actually participating in the task) as they are pelted with various colored dyes. Upon completing this trial, the teams receive a clue instructing them to travel into Old Delhi and find the Charity Birds Hospital and search through cages of injured birds for their next clue. At the hospital, most teams proceed forward with the leg's Detour, but one finds itself faced with a Speed Bump for having come in last in the previous leg. As this team struggles to make up time, the remaining teams struggle to varying degrees with the Detour tasks, one involving a confusing search for numbers and one involving the creation of hot chili powder. In the end, the final outcome is determined by one team's poor performance at finding the numbers. This team, which had previously been gaining momentum, is eliminated from the race</desc>
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    <title>I'm Like an Angry Cow - S13E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop at Humayun's Tomb in Old Delhi, India and receive a clue instructing them to fly Almaty, Kazakhstan and then find a chicken factory. A mad scramble for flights ensues, but is ultimately rendering meaningless when all teams make the 7 A.M. opening time for the leg's first task. One team leaps ahead after claiming the Fast Forward in an eating challenge, while another that attempted the task falls dangerously behind. Upon completing a chicken filled Roadblock, the teams travel by giant crane trucks to the Koktobe Arch and receive a clue delivered by a trained falcon. Much mooing ensues when several teams take part in a task requiring the racers to dress in a cow costume. One team makes a critical error in reading the clue and is turned back from the leg's Pit Stop-- the Old Square. Ultimately, however, another team is unable to come back from having lagged behind and is eliminated from the race</desc>
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    <title>That is Studly - S13E09</title>
    <desc>At the Old Square in Almaty, Kazakhstan, the four teams racing in the ninth leg receive a clue instructing them to fly nearly 2,000 miles to Moscow, Russia. All teams make the same flight and then travel to a monastery, lighting a candle to receive their next clue. Along the way, one team begins experiencing taxi difficulties that persist throughout the leg. For the leg's Detour, the teams travel to the Kolosok Camp, a decommissioned military base. One team struggles mightily, switching and stumbling several times before finally completing one of the two tasks. Teams were then instructed to travel to the Zhukovsky bakery in the city of Zhukovsky. Here, they faced a Roadblock where one member of each team had to undertake a taxing haul. Ultimately, after a series of mistakes, one team checked in last at the Pit Stop, but was pleased to learn that they were not eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>You're Gonna Get Me Killed - S13E10</title>
    <desc>The four teams remain in Moscow, Russia. One team makes an unprecedented mistake that could cost them the game.</desc>
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    <title>You Look Like Peter Pan - S13E11</title>
    <desc>The final three teams, Nick &amp; Starr Spangler, Andrew Lappitt &amp; Dan Honig amd Ken &amp; Tina Greene set off from their Pit Stop at VDNKh Park and receive a clue instructing them to fly to their final destination city: Portland, Oregon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719220620 +0000" stop="20260719225011 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don’t Let a Cheese Hit Me - S14E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven new teams take off on a race around the world for one-million dollars in the premiere of the fourteenth season of The Amazing Race.</desc>
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    <title>Your Target Is Your Partner’s Face - S14E02</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop in Stechelberg in the Burmese Alps and receive a clue instructing them to fly to Munich, Germany and then drive to Ruhpolding, where they will ride a cable car to the top of the mountain. A scramble for flights results in eight teams boarding the earliest-arriving flight, with two lagging behind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260719233336 +0000" stop="20260720001732 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Not Wearing That Girl's Leotard! - S14E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from the Pit Stop at the Schloss Hellbrunn in Salzburg, Austria and receive a clue instructing them to travel by train to Munich and then fly 700 miles to Bucharest, Romania.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720001732 +0000" stop="20260720010057 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Was Like a Caravan of Idiots - S14E04</title>
    <desc>The eight remaining teams set off from the Vila Panoramic and receive a clue instructing them to fly through Moscow to Krasnoyarsk, Siberia and then travel to the hydroelectric dam depicted on the back of Russia's ten ruble note.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720010057 +0000" stop="20260720014423 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She’s a Little Scared of Stick, But I Think She’ll Be OK! - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Having shaken off the shock of the fourth elimination, the seven remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop at the Theater of Musical Comedy in Krasnoyarsk, Siberia, Russia, and receive a clue instructing them to ride the Trans-Siberian Railway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720014423 +0000" stop="20260720022748 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alright Guys, We're at War! - S14E06</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams depart from their Pit Stop at the "Siberian Colosseum," leaving the cold of Siberia and flying nearly 2,000 miles to the heat of Jaipur, India.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720022748 +0000" stop="20260720031114 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gorilla? Gorilla?? Gorilla??? - S14E07</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams depart India and travel to another sweltering location: Phuket, Thailand. A task forces teams to get up close and personal with a tiger. Margie suffers a collapse due to the intense heat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720031114 +0000" stop="20260720035439 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rooting Around In People's Mouths Could Be Unpleasant - S14E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining five teams continue on with the race, this time heading for Bangkok, Thailand. The teams participate in task required them to perform karaoke. After making a critical mistake, Mark and Michael get into an argument over their commitment to the race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720035439 +0000" stop="20260720043801 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death - S14E09</title>
    <desc>The five remaining teams resume the race, this time traveling to Guilin, China. During the Detour, one Racer is frustrated when a dancing judge doesn't understand their question, and two Teams battle each other throughout the leg, leading to a full-blown mat meltdown.</desc>
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    <title>Having a Baby's Gotta Be Easier Than This - S14E10</title>
    <desc>In an Olympic-themed task in Beijing, Teams swim the same distance that Michael Phelps swam in the 400 meter individual medley, and two Teams continue to hold a grudge against each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720052123 +0000" stop="20260720060445 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Mr. Nice Guy - S14E11</title>
    <desc>The four teams continue the leg in Beijing, China. One team struggles with the language barrier, becoming frustrated with their taxi driver. A trip to the toilet in sight of the Pit Stop costs another team a place in the final three.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720060445 +0000" stop="20260720064806 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Is How You Lose A Million Dollars - S14E12</title>
    <desc>Following a Race that spanned three continents, nine countries and 40,000 miles, Tammy and Victor, Cara and Jaime and Luke and Margie will square off in a grueling final leg that will test their endurance, their memory and one Racer's karma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720064806 +0000" stop="20260720081430 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down the Street - S15E01</title>
    <desc>The teams depart from Los Angeles on a race around the world for one million dollars, competing in two legs: Tokyo, Japan and Ho Chi Minh City and Cai Be, Vietnam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720081430 +0000" stop="20260720085752 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Like Being Dropped on Planet Mars - S15E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams depart Cai Be and struggle to combat the hectic pace of Vietnam. One Team puts their own Race in jeopardy by offering to help the competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260720085752 +0000" stop="20260720094115 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sean Penn Cambodia Here We Come - S15E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining must now travel to Phnom Penh, Cambodia where they encounter a chaotic and confusing local market, and attempt to master an ancient form of Khmer "monkey" dancing know as Sva.</desc>
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    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
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    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
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    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>The Cycle - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais discover that Mr. Wilson has been picking on their Dad for most of his life; ever since he humiliated Richard with a high school prank. The kids try to work Dad through it but when their efforts fail, they realize that getting back at Mr. Wilson is the only way to break the cycle.</desc>
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    <title>The Stars - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Dad gives Larry’s hairdresser a bad review for saying he’s bald, he gets offered a free haircut. This inspires Gumball and Darwin to go on a reviewing spree across town, forcing Larry to give them stuff with the threat of a bad review. Just because the customer is always right doesn’t mean that what they’re doing isn’t wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Diet - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the reason Dad’s diet wasn’t working was that he was actually one of 10 of them and eating a meal for each of them. They eventually manage to help him lose weight, but Richard’s newfound buffness also brings out his more obnoxious side.</desc>
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    <title>The Ex - S05E25</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns that his nemesis, Rob, has found a new nemesis, he tries to sabotage Rob's new "enemy-ship", much to the frustration of Penny.</desc>
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    <title>The Sorcerer - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to accept he is the only kid at school that doesn't have special powers. He convinces Mrs. Jötunheim, Hector's mom, to take him on as her apprentice but she soon learns leaving Gumball unsupervised around magic is a big mistake.</desc>
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    <title>The Menu - S05E27</title>
    <desc>The prize jewel on the Secret Joyful Burger menu is a mysterious burger, but to order it you need to know its name. When Larry refuses to tell them what it's called, they go to super-sized lengths to discover it.</desc>
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    <title>The Uncle - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are desperate to meet Ocho's famous uncle.</desc>
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    <title>The Weirdo - S05E29</title>
    <desc>When they see the school bullies making fun of Sussie, Gumball and Darwin decide to try and help her act less weird. They carefully observe her behavior and decide that the only thing they have to change is absolutely everything.</desc>
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    <title>The Heist - S05E30</title>
    <desc>Richard discovers that going into a bank whilst wearing a motorcycle helmet can land you in a lot of trouble.</desc>
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    <title>The Singing - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Join the citizens of Elmore for a song and dance spectacular that will have people covering their ears with joy.</desc>
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    <title>The Best - S05E32</title>
    <desc>No matter what Gumball does, Carmen thinks she knows better; when Gumball attempts to gain the moral high ground, but fails, his only option left is to bring Carmen down to his level.</desc>
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    <title>The Worst - S05E33</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons compete over who has the worst life.</desc>
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    <title>The Deal - S05E34</title>
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    <title>The Petals - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Leslie's petals begin falling off, he feels like his good looks are fading, so Gumball and Darwin use everything they know about style and beauty to try and help him.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppets - S05E36</title>
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    <desc>The Wattersons fear the worst when they are summoned to a Town Hall meeting, but are surprised when they're offered a new house - until they discover it's in a different state.</desc>
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    <desc>The Wattersons will do whatever it takes to get into the first screening of the latest Stellar Odyssey sequel.</desc>
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    <title>The List - S05E39</title>
    <desc>When the kids find out that Mom's life hasn't panned out as she'd hoped, they start taking on her chores, but they accidentally grab her bucket list instead of her to-do list.</desc>
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    <title>The News - S05E40</title>
    <desc>From police chases to the inside scoop on Daisy the Donkey, Channel 6 Elmore News has all the top local stories. Experienced newscaster Kip Schlezinger brings the latest news, sports and weather, even when there is absolutely nothing to report.</desc>
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    <title>The Rival - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Back in time to when Anais is a newborn baby, Gumball and Darwin are terrified of her sinister and evil nature of trying to get the boys in trouble and killed. They decide to ship her away, but her box ends up getting picked up by the garbage disposal, forcing the boys to go and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Lady - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become suspicious of Richard's connection to a woman named Samantha who is always hanging out with a group of old ladies. When they realize that Richard and Samantha are one and the same, they set out to right a wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Sucker - S06E03</title>
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    <desc>Gumball is put off by Tobias' constant burns, despite the fact that he allows Darwin to do so and that he himself is self-deprecating. Realizing that Tobias wants to be his "best" friend, Gumball tries to let him down easily, but this convinces him to instead "wipe out the competition".</desc>
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    <title>The Father - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids try to help Richard bond with Frankie.</desc>
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    <title>The Cringe - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Hot Dog Guy discover why they're so awkward with each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Cage - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The kids convince Mr. Corneille to become a cage fighter and set up a fight against a fearsome Russian fighter.</desc>
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    <title>The Faith - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Alan has lost faith in humanity and turned the world black and white. Gumball must get over his hatred of Alan to bring the color back by singing.</desc>
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    <title>The Candidate - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A group of kids get locked in the school after their parents have a charity gala. They appoint Gumball as leader to get them out but it leads to chaos.</desc>
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    <title>The Anybody - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Clayton shapeshifts into people to take their detentions for money, he starts framing them for misdemeanors so Gumball and Darwin must track him down to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>The Pact - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When Principal Brown has to take the bus, he and Gumball relate their grievances about their respective girlfriends (Miss Simian's bad morning breath and Penny's irritable laugh). They make a deal to tell each other's girlfriends about their issues, but Principal Brown backs out on his end, causing Gumball to pester him.</desc>
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    <title>The Neighbor - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to find out the name of their neighbor, Antlers Guy, but accidentally blow his witness protection cover.</desc>
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    <title>The Shippening - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Sarah finds a notebook from the Awesome Store which magically makes what she draws happens. Unfortunately, she draws bizarre love stories throughout Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Brain - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons have to stop doing stupid things in order to prevent Anais from falling into a coma from facepalming too much.</desc>
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    <title>The Parents - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After accidentally bumping into each other in the grocery aisle, Nicole and her parents have it out. The Wattersons discover why Nicole and her parents haven’t been on speaking terms for so long. The kids decide to bring about a reunion, in order to secure the backlog of birthday and holiday presents...</desc>
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    <title>The Founder - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Richard creates chaos in the Chanax building when he is mistaken for the long lost CEO. Nicole and a disgruntled employee must save everyone from Richard's dangerous ideas.</desc>
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    <title>The Schooling - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Larry warns Gumball and Darwin that if they don't take their education seriously they’ll end up like him. To prove his point, Larry lets Gumball and Darwin work some of his many roles to make them appreciate the value of a good education!</desc>
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    <title>The Intelligence - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin argue with the Internet and make him mad. So mad in fact that he seeks to wipe out humanity and, while doing so, malfunctions! The whole of Elmore is plunged into a time before technology. It's actually pretty nice. Will Gumball and Darwin decide to leave the internet unplugged?</desc>
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    <title>The Potion - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Hector is unhappy with his height, so the kids try to use Mrs. Jötunheim's potions to shrink him, but it goes terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Spinoffs - S06E21</title>
    <desc>A sketch show about what "The Amazing World of Gumball" would be like if one replaced Gumball with someone else.</desc>
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    <title>The Transformation - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Penny's family argues about being in or out of their shells. Gumball unwillingly tells vague stories to help them settle their dispute.</desc>
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    <title>The Understanding - S06E23</title>
    <desc>There's a new kid at school but nobody can understand a thing he is saying. Gumball and Darwin try different ways to figure out what's going on.</desc>
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    <title>The Ad - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons turn their home into a BnB in an attempt to raise some extra cash.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghouls - S06E25</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween in Elmore. As the kids go trick or treating we see what everyone in town is up to. The ghosts and ghouls are finding it increasingly difficult to scare children, and are only scaring part-time. Can Gumball and Darwin help them get their scare back?</desc>
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    <title>The Stink - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to put Mr. Small's eco-friendly principles to the test but it doesn't quite go as planned. Mr. Small disappears after deciding to leave the modern world behind. But on the plus side they discover that the Great Stink-Ape of Elmore Woods is definitely not extinct.</desc>
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    <title>The Awareness - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to convince Leslie he's an expert on all things plant-related. However, when Leslie realizes Gumball hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, he decides to call his bluff. An escalation of dangerous dares and stunts ensue as they try to out-plant each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Slip - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Richard doesn't answer the door in time and the jobsworth delivery guy will not let him have his package. His options are to pick his package up at the depot or pay for a redelivery. Richard doesn't like the sound of either option, so a battle of wills begins that can only end in the destruction of one or both of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Drama - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Everyone assumes Darwin and Carrie's relationship is doomed as they're so different. That is, everyone except Darwin and Carrie. When Carrie's cool ghostly ex-boyfriend turns up, Gumball decides to get Darwin to confront what's really going on.</desc>
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    <title>The Buddy - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Anais and school psycho Jamie are accused of the same techno-crime. They are forced to team up to discover the real culprit in order to prove their innocence. After solving the case, they realize that they have more in common than they thought.</desc>
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    <title>The Possession - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Richard Watterson seems supernaturally attached to his old refrigerator.</desc>
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    <title>The Master - S06E32</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons play a fantasy role-playing board game to resolve their differences.</desc>
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    <title>The Silence - S06E33</title>
    <desc>Have Gumball and Darwin finally run out of things to say to each other?</desc>
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    <title>The Future - S06E34</title>
    <desc>Banana Joe's Mom can predict the future, but she can't predict her own disappearance.</desc>
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    <title>The Wish - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin believe they've turned Miss Simian into a neck-cushion.</desc>
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    <title>The Factory - S06E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin save the day at the Rainbow Factory.</desc>
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    <title>The Agent - S06E37</title>
    <desc>On a top secret school assignment Gumball acts like a certain suave British secret agent.</desc>
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    <title>The Web - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Nicole a crash course in computers.</desc>
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    <title>The Mess - S06E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin baby-sit, then baby-lose, Penny’s little sister.</desc>
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    <title>The Heart - S06E40</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robinson tries and repeatedly fails to win back Gumball and Darwin’s friendship.</desc>
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    <title>The Revolt - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Darwin feels bad for the household objects in Elmore and encourages them to rise up.</desc>
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    <title>The Decisions - S06E42</title>
    <desc>Darwin has finally had enough of Gumball’s advice and seeks a new mentor.</desc>
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    <title>The BFFS - S06E43</title>
    <desc>When Gumball’s old BFF turns up, Darwin gets jealous.</desc>
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    <title>The Inquisition - S06E44</title>
    <desc>School Superintendent Evil is coming to Elmore Junior High to stamp out all cartoonish conduct!</desc>
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    <title>The Burger - S07E01</title>
    <desc>After Miss Simian scares her class with a lesson on the dangers of eating fast food, Gumball and Darwin find it impossible to eat healthy due to high prices and ubiquitous marketing in their society due to the literal fast food monopolist, Mr. Bilderburger, who owns every food chain in Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Assistant - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sick of her lazy family, Nicole makes friends with Elmore Shippit's (the show's equivalent of Amazon.com) A.I. assistant, Ori, who helps her with the errands, listens to her stories, and tries to suck Nicole into her virtual world and kill off her family with a self-driving car.</desc>
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    <title>The Distance - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Worried that Gumball and Darwin are getting too attached, Nicole gives Darwin his own room to separate the boys. Gumball tries to win back Darwin's attention when he moves on to new friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Thing - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When Granny Jojo is coming over for dinner, Nicole reminds Richard of "the thing". Obviously forgetting, Richard enlists the kids' help to retrace his memories.</desc>
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    <title>The Butts - S07E05</title>
    <desc>When Principal Brown feels ashamed of his butt, Gumball helps him regain body confidence in order to read his butt poem at a recital.</desc>
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    <title>The Traffic - S07E06</title>
    <desc>To make up for ignoring her due to Nicole tending to her family's antics, the Wattersons take Anais to Daisyland after news hits that the park will be closing, but have to put up with traffic issues.</desc>
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    <title>The Astrological - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small has been promoted to science teacher due to school budget cuts, and teaches the class on how the stars can predict the future and play matchmaker. Gumball and Penny think it's ridiculous, but when everyone in school falls for their predicted pairs, Gumball worries that he and Penny aren't meant to be together.</desc>
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    <title>The Cheerleader - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons help Richard get on the school's cheerleading team and finally beat the generational trauma of having his dreams crushed by family members who don't believe in him.</desc>
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    <title>The Boring - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover that Molly's stories are so boring and long-winded that they can slow down and stop time, which they use to stall their fight against Tina.</desc>
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    <title>The Teacher - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's phone is confiscated, he follows Miss Simian and discovers that she is involved in a string of shady deals in order to get school supplies due to lack of educational funding.</desc>
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    <title>The App - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When a new video-sharing platform called Clik-Sap (a spoof of TikTok) turns the kids of Elmore into mindless zombies due to their irresistible trends, Gumball and Darwin must fight its power.</desc>
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    <title>The Entrance - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get invited to Tobias' Tropi-Gal mansion party, despite that they think it's a flimsy excuse for him to hit on their respective girlfriends, so they plan to make a grand entrance. When they find out that no one is going, the boys help out by shipping some contraband cologne that causes vivid hallucinations and destructive behavior.</desc>
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    <title>The Letter - S07E13</title>
    <desc>When Darwin sends Carrie a love letter before learning that she hates romantic gestures, he, with Gumball's help, tries to retrieve it before she sees it.</desc>
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    <title>The Gut - S07E14</title>
    <desc>When Richard eats Anais' science project, his gut turns into a sentient being who's smarter and more fatherly than Richard ever was. The gut slowly begins to consume Richard's whole body and attacks the kids.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrinkle - S07E15</title>
    <desc>When Anais begins growing wrinkles due to stressing over her family's stupidity, she comes up with a way to fix everyone's problems.</desc>
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    <title>The Gourmet - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After tasting Masami's gourmet, Gumball decides to become a member of the Yoshida family in order to have his own gourmet.</desc>
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    <title>The Pool - S07E17</title>
    <desc>When Gumball, Darwin and Richard discover Mr. Robinson has a luxury above-ground pool, they try to get a dive in. However, after accidentally draining all the water, they must refill the pool before Mr. Robinson finds out.</desc>
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    <title>The Portrait - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Nicole wants a new family photo, but her parents, Mary and Daniel, visit with news that Mary is now divorced and dating her yoga instructor, Johnny Toucan, while Richard's con artist father, Frankie, visits and reveals he's dating his parole officer (an anthropomorphic ruler).</desc>
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    <title>The Climb - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball gets trauma after an incident with the gym rock-climbing wall where his pants fall off, and tries to get over it.</desc>
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    <title>The Amadain - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Gumball is tricked into attending Penny's grandmother's birthday party, and is forced to endure in her family's weird traditions.</desc>
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    <title>The Summoning - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Darwin joins a witch coven and lets the power go to his head.</desc>
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    <title>The Unfollow - S07E22</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin realize that Sarah is no longer their number one fan, they try to get her attention back by whatever means possible.v</desc>
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    <title>The Promposal - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Penny wants to ask Gumball to the Elmore Jr High Prom, but when Gumball's expectations for an extra romantic and extra complicated gesture become way more than Penny can handle, Penny must find a way to deliver.</desc>
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    <title>The Trumpet - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Nicole needs to make sure Gumball makes something of himself so that when he's older, he flies the nest instead of being a slob at home forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Synthesis - S07E25</title>
    <desc>During School's Career Day, Nicole and Yuki unite to impress their kids and show the world their full power only to learn where real power comes from.</desc>
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    <title>The Cheapmas - S07E26</title>
    <desc>After finding out Christmas is cancelled because Elmore is broke, Gumball and Darwin vow to save Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>The Score - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to help Ocho overcome his anger and discover his life is much harder than theirs.</desc>
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    <title>The Diary - S07E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin find a diary. They discover the author is about to miss out on the biggest moment of her life and must find her to figure out why.</desc>
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    <title>The Punishment - S07E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Nicole vow revenge on the driver of a car that cut them off.</desc>
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    <title>The Roast - S07E30</title>
    <desc>After Gumball's smack talking embarrasses him in front of the entire town, he vows to curb his smug ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Survivalists - S07E31</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go up against a squirrel in a primal fight for survival (...in their backyard).</desc>
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    <title>The Labels - S07E32</title>
    <desc>When an evil guidance counselor arrives at school and gives all the kids awful labels, Gumball and Darwin must defeat her to reclaim their identities.</desc>
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    <title>The Fools - S07E33</title>
    <desc>When nobody in Elmore is pranking on April Fool's Day, Gumball takes it upon himself to show them how it's done.</desc>
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    <title>The Homework - S07E34</title>
    <desc>Gumball faces the most difficult journey of his life when he attempts to deliver Anais her forgotten homework on the day he is home sick with the flu.</desc>
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    <title>The Sonder - S07E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball realizes that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as his own.</desc>
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    <title>The Mister - S07E36</title>
    <desc>Now considered a man in his culture, Idaho gets help from Gumball and Darwin as he attempts to handle his new adult responsibilities.</desc>
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    <title>The Tracking - S07E37</title>
    <desc>The family tries to save Richard from the consequences of a bet involving a fitness tracker.</desc>
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    <title>The Pants - S07E38</title>
    <desc>Disturbed by Banana Joe's decision to start wearing pants, Gumball does everything in his power to put a stop to it.</desc>
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    <title>The Necroprancer - S07E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin travel to the underworld with Carrie, intent on finding her a permanent body.</desc>
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    <title>The Rewrite - S07E40</title>
    <desc>The boys are on the verge of discovering the truth about Elmore, but their old nemesis decides to rewrite the story.</desc>
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    <title>The DVD - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An overdue DVD causes chaos (and a hefty fee) for Gumball and Darwin.</desc>
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    <title>The Responsible - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get to babysit Anais whilst their parents go to a PTA meeting but being "responsible" has a different meaning when you don't know what it means.</desc>
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    <title>The Third - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin grow bored of one another and seek out a third friend to make their lives more exciting.</desc>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Believing that his life had been saved, Gumball vows to repay his debt by saving Mr. Robinson's life.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin, thinking that the world will end in 24 hours, decide to make the most out of their remaining time.</desc>
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    <title>The Dress - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When his clothes are shrunk in the washing machine by his father, Gumball is forced to wear his mother's wedding dress to school.</desc>
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    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais get her beloved doll back after it is lost on the way to school.</desc>
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    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become unwitting accomplices in a stick-up at a gas station.</desc>
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    <title>The Pressure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Masami claims that Darwin is her boyfriend, Gumball vows to help his friend before he gets kissed.</desc>
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    <title>The Painting - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After seeing a picture that Anais drew, Principal Brown assumes that Anais finds her family dysfunctional, so he begins to meddle in their family life.</desc>
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    <title>The Laziest - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin challenge their father to a laziness competition, with the loser having to do the winner's chores.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a ghost named Carrie possesses Gumball's body in order to feel earthly experiences and to eat, he must learn to say "no" to her.</desc>
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    <title>The Mystery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to investigate when his class finds Principal Brown wrapped up in toilet paper, shaved and, covered in green paint, or else face detention.</desc>
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    <title>The Prank - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's pranks on their father get out of hand.</desc>
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    <title>The Gi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are ridiculed for their martial-arts outfits by their schoolmates, and their mom tries to convince them to take them off.</desc>
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    <title>The Kiss - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A kiss from Grandma JoJo traumatizes Gumball, and Darwin attempts to help him forget.</desc>
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    <title>The Party - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball and his friends are invited to a high-school party hosted by Tobias's sister Rachel, but they must find dates in order to attend.</desc>
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    <title>The Refund - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go to great lengths to get their money back from an incompatible video game, but the rental store's policy prevents them from getting it.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to help Bobert act like a real boy. However, it soon becomes a battle for his very identity when the robot plots to take over his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Picnic - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During a school field trip, Gumball and Darwin ignore their teacher's warning to go around a dangerous forest and, instead, traverse through it. Hopelessly lost, they must use what very little survival skills they have to escape.</desc>
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    <title>The Goons - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Anais tries to "dumb down" in order to have fun with her brothers and father. Gumball, feeling left out, sets up a race in order to win Dad back (and avoid quality time with his mother).</desc>
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    <title>The Secret - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries desperately to find out Darwin's secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Sock - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small teaches Gumball and Darwin various ways of becoming more honest.</desc>
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    <title>The Genius - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Darwin goes to an institute for geniuses.</desc>
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    <title>The Poltergeist - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Richard believes there's a ghost in the attic but is actually Mr. Robinson who Gumball moved up there after entering a catatonic state due to being kicked out by his wife. Gumball and Darwin work on trying to restore Mr. Robinson whilst Richard, unaware of this, sets traps for the ghost.</desc>
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    <title>The Mustache - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin want to become adults, Richard wants to lose weight. After accidentally having their cereal switched with supplements Richard ordered, Gumball, Darwin and Anais find themselves having very unusual growth spurts.</desc>
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    <title>The Date - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns how to date so he can go out on a date with Penny. Later on it turns out that he is going to a funeral not a date.</desc>
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    <title>The Club - S01E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball turns down an offer to join the Rejects Club, they seek to enact revenge against him.</desc>
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    <title>The Wand - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The guys share the power of magic with Dad.</desc>
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    <title>The Ape - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian cozies up to Gumball in order to win an award</desc>
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    <title>The Car - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are eager enough to do numerous chores at Mr. Robinson's house, until they accidentally destroy his car.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball's good day turns bad to worse throughout his school day, much to the point where he believes he is "cursed".</desc>
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    <title>The Microwave - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Gumball creates a creature, made of every gross thing he could find, with a cannibalistic appetite.</desc>
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    <title>The Meddler - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Seeing Gumball in need of attention, Nicole hangs out with him at school, which becomes increasingly embarrassing for her son.</desc>
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    <title>The Helmet - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball wears a lucky helmet, but it tears his family apart.</desc>
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    <title>The Fight - S01E36</title>
    <desc>After Gumball's bullying problem, Tina Rex demands to have a fight with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Remote - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Watterson family fights over the remote when they realize everything they want to watch comes on at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>The Colossus - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin upset a giant.</desc>
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    <title>The Knights - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Tobias compete for Penny's affection by putting on the lamest duel in history.</desc>
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    <title>The Fridge - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mom tries to inspire Gumball to develop ambition.</desc>
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    <title>The Flower - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball is jealous when he sees Leslie with Penny.</desc>
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    <title>The Banana - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball seeks justice when Banana Joe chews Darwin's pen.</desc>
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    <title>The Job - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Richard gets a job as a pizza delivery man, which worries Nicole when strange things begin to occur around the neighborhood.</desc>
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    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais go to a haunted-house party.</desc>
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    <desc>Ms. Simian owes Gumball an apology.</desc>
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    <desc>Darwin tries to be more direct with Gumball as his teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Skull - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The guys befriend a compulsive liar.</desc>
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    <title>The Bet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bobert becomes Gumball's servant and obeys every command he receives.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Santa Claus is coming to town. Unfortunately he gets run over by the Wattersons, so it's up to them to save Christmas.</desc>
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    <desc>The guys try to retrieve a family heirloom from an old man.</desc>
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    <desc>After Richard is hospitalized from an accident, Granny JoJo is overprotective and puts the family in danger, which leads Nicole to disagree with her parenting style.</desc>
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    <desc>An evil virus seeks vengeance on Gumball, Darwin, and Teri after they wipe out his army of bacteria.</desc>
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    <title>The Storm - S02E27</title>
    <desc>A plot to improve Alan and Carmen's relationship backfires, and Gumball has to reunite them.</desc>
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    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin cheat on their math test, they get detention from Principal Brown, and have to escape.</desc>
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    <desc>The Wattersons play Dodge or Dare.</desc>
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    <desc>Mom lets the Wattersons have it in a supermarket.</desc>
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    <title>The Promise - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Darwin has promised to play video games with Gumball, but there is a Banana Joe-shaped problem...</desc>
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    <title>The Castle - S02E33</title>
    <desc>When Nicole is away "anything goes" and Richard's lack of rules soon attracts unwelcome house guests.</desc>
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    <title>The Boombox - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to understand Juke's urgent beatbox message.</desc>
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    <title>The Tape - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin fail to make instant home movie classics.</desc>
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    <title>The Sweaters - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's reputation is challenged and they really couldn't care less...</desc>
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    <title>The Internet - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to take down the Internet after he accidentally creates an embarrasing viral web video.</desc>
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    <title>The Plan - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Watterson kids come up with a fool-proof plan to save Nicole, but is it Gumball-proof?</desc>
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    <title>The World - S02E39</title>
    <desc>The life of the "inanimate" objects of Elmore are shown in a series of short skits.</desc>
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    <title>The Finale - S02E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons are surprised to discover that their past actions have consequences.</desc>
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    <title>The Kids - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's voices start to break.</desc>
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    <title>The Fan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>New Elmore Junior High student Sarah becomes Gumball and Darwin's obsessive number-one fan.</desc>
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    <title>The Coach - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The new coach at Elmore Junior High stands up to Jamie.</desc>
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    <title>The Joy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian has to save herself from a contagious Joy virus infecting Elmore Junior High.</desc>
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    <desc>The Watterson children's long-awaited pet puppy turns out to be a turtle which hates them.</desc>
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    <title>The Recipe - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the secret behind their classmate Anton's immortality.</desc>
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    <title>The Name - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns his real name.</desc>
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    <title>The Extras - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Skits about the random extra characters seen throughout the series.</desc>
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    <title>The Gripes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin begin to complain about every little thing in their lives, the people of Elmore City mistakenly assumes charity cases and put together a benefit to raise money for them, leaving them having to fix the mix-up.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S03E10</title>
    <desc>While driving to a campground, Nicole tells a horror story, which slowly starts to come true as their car breaks down and a stranger comes to help them out.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraud - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover Principal Brown's diploma is a fake.</desc>
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    <title>The Void - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin investigate a missing classmate, they discover a far greater mystery....about Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Boss - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robertson has a stress attack and needs a  stuffing transfusion from his son Rocky the janitor. He won't take it unless Rocky gets a better job in life. Rocky gets one with Chanax, where he becomes a work drone. Gumball and Darwin now need to get Rocky's soul back from his boss in order to get him to surgery.</desc>
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    <title>The Procrastinators - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin spend the day doing other things instead of taking out the trash like their mother told them to do before she got back home.</desc>
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    <title>The Shell - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gumball inadvertently cracks open Penny's shell, and discovers who she really is inside...</desc>
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    <title>The Burden - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are left in charge of the class pet hamster, but they end up leaving it at school over the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>The Bros - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes jealous of Gumball and Penny's new relationship and sets out to find information that will break them up.</desc>
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    <title>The Mirror - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to forward an e-mail purportedly sent by a ghost, against Darwin's advice. When a curse begins to take effect and their family is dragged into another dimension, Gumball and Darwin seek Carrie's help to save them.</desc>
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    <title>The Man - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After Granny Jojo brings her new boyfriend to dinner at the Watterson household, Richard forbids her from seeing the boyfriend again.</desc>
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    <title>The Pizza - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons have had a bad day, but it turns out Larry has too and it's about to get worse . . . for everyone!</desc>
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    <title>The Lie - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Noticing that everyone is in the doldrums of January, Gumball and Anais invent a new holiday to spark excitement.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin let loose a butterfly from a jar, causing all sorts of chaos throughout the town.</desc>
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    <title>The Question - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to figure out the meaning of life after coming down from a sugar rush.</desc>
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    <title>The Saint - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries his hardest to get Alan angry to prove Alan is just like everyone else.</desc>
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    <title>The Friend - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais make up an imaginary friend who turns out to be all too real.</desc>
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    <title>The Oracle - S03E31</title>
    <desc>After discovering a prophetic painting depicting Gumball's naked run through the mall, he is determined to avoid that outcome.</desc>
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    <title>The Safety - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes obsessed with safety after seeing a video in class.</desc>
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    <title>The Society - S03E33</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns the school has a secret society, he is determined, and irritating, to become a part of it.</desc>
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    <title>The Spoiler - S03E34</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin have to wait to see a movie, they must go an entire week without someone spoiling the plot.</desc>
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    <title>The Countdown - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian threatens to expel the boys if they are late for school, so they race a clock in order to arrive on time.</desc>
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    <title>The Nobody - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin investigate the disappearance  of the family's stuff only to find out some stranger is living in the house with them.</desc>
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    <title>The Downer - S03E37</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's family tries to cheer him out of an inexplicable lousy mood, he wishes they would all disappear</desc>
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    <title>The Egg - S03E38</title>
    <desc>When Nicole arranges a playdate for Anais with a classy family, the Wattersons try desperately to impress them.</desc>
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    <title>The Triangle - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball grows jealous of Darwin's new talent.</desc>
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    <title>The Money - S03E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons become poor when Richard loses all their money.</desc>
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    <title>The Return - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Richard tries to find the kids before Nicole realizes they're gone.</desc>
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    <title>The Nemesis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover that Rob, who once swore to wreak vengeance on them, has been trying to destroy them for some time… but his traps never work.</desc>
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    <title>The Crew - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin decide it's time they join a crew, they agree that the coolest posse in Elmore is the Senior Citizens. They do everything they can to fit in with them, going to extraordinary lengths to prove themselves worthy of running (well, walking very slowly) with them.</desc>
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