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  <programme start="20260415064432 +0000" stop="20260415070604 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Effort - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070604 +0000" stop="20260415072740 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grill - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072740 +0000" stop="20260415074917 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garage Door - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage, because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060030 +0000" stop="20260415062305 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062305 +0000" stop="20260415064545 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064545 +0000" stop="20260415070808 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070808 +0000" stop="20260415073037 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073037 +0000" stop="20260415075314 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062339 +0000" stop="20260415065310 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065310 +0000" stop="20260415071850 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071850 +0000" stop="20260415074427 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060534 +0000" stop="20260415063005 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063005 +0000" stop="20260415065433 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065433 +0000" stop="20260415071904 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071904 +0000" stop="20260415074336 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061359 +0000" stop="20260415063940 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 125: Safe Job - S03E26</title>
    <desc>A safe cracker who gets into buildings without any evidence of forced entry baffles Officers Malloy and Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063940 +0000" stop="20260415070501 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extortion - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate an extortion racket against a group of Jewish Holocaust survivors, with the owner of a dry cleaners willing to testify but others not out of fear of retribution. The officers return to handle the owner's panel truck being set ablaze and later the owner is physically assaulted. Malloy and Reed capture both suspects. Other incidents involved a robbery at a bar (the perps escaped initially, but are later captured after a shootout), and a drunk man owed back pay by a dockmaster threatens to dump his boat onto dry land from a crane unless he's paid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070501 +0000" stop="20260415073026 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Buff - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Police "buff" Jennings Thornton (a thorn in the side for Malloy and Reed) is back, and intervenes in a drunk driving case, runs down a shooter after a robbery (and nearly kills Reed), and finally is arrested for falsely arresting two men for stealing their own mag wheels. Another case involves a woman who stole an expensive ring from a store, leaving a cheap one in return; the suspect is found during a parking lot dispute and booked when a search found the ring on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073026 +0000" stop="20260415075549 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grandmother - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a robbery in a store run by a group of "grandmothers", who sell small homemade items, then later return the money. The suspect later robs an antique shop but is captured when he returns to the first store to attempt another robbery, and the officers purchase some items from the "grandmothers". Other incidents include a high-speed chase of three robbery suspects, who are captured with the help of Sgt. MacDonald, and a priest stopped for a traffic violation who wants to have a drug dealer arrested for selling him marijuana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060417 +0000" stop="20260415062956 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesia in the Addams Family - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gomez is juggling with his Indian clubs and hits himself on the head knocking himself unconscious. When he comes to, his personality has drastically changed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062956 +0000" stop="20260415065536 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065536 +0000" stop="20260415072115 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072115 +0000" stop="20260415074652 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061032 +0000" stop="20260415063049 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063049 +0000" stop="20260415064758 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064758 +0000" stop="20260415070806 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070806 +0000" stop="20260415072653 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072653 +0000" stop="20260415074338 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060047 +0000" stop="20260415061243 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake temporarily get magic powers from an evil wizard, but are tricked into helping stop a comet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061243 +0000" stop="20260415062434 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evicted! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake search the land of Ooo for a new home after Marceline claims the duo's treehouse as her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062434 +0000" stop="20260415063628 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City of Thieves - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go off to face a thief king who has been stealing from little girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063628 +0000" stop="20260415064808 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch's Garden - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake consider breaking up after a witch strips Jake of his powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064808 +0000" stop="20260415070005 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What is Life? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a pie-throwing robot to life, but the machine begins to long for a more fulfilling existence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070005 +0000" stop="20260415071155 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean of Fear - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Finn struggles to overcome his fear of the ocean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071155 +0000" stop="20260415072348 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Wedding Bells Thaw - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Ice King gets married but not before he convinces Finn and Jake to throw him a manlorette party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072348 +0000" stop="20260415073546 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Finn's headstrong decision to explore a dungeon in defiance of Jake's warnings leads to a dangerous escapade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073546 +0000" stop="20260415074744 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duke - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Finn must tell the truth when he accidentally turns Princess Bubblegum bald and green and blames the Duke of Nuts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074744 +0000" stop="20260415075942 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freak City - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After being transformed into a foot, Finn joins forces with a band of misfits to make things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061021 +0000" stop="20260415063326 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063326 +0000" stop="20260415065631 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065631 +0000" stop="20260415071834 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071834 +0000" stop="20260415074040 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060927 +0000" stop="20260415062042 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062042 +0000" stop="20260415064334 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064334 +0000" stop="20260415070643 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070643 +0000" stop="20260415072950 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072950 +0000" stop="20260415075259 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060253 +0000" stop="20260415062622 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062622 +0000" stop="20260415064940 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064940 +0000" stop="20260415071308 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071308 +0000" stop="20260415073657 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061938 +0000" stop="20260415064626 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl in the Bowling Alley - S07E33</title>
    <desc>Rick meets a beautiful girl at the bowling alley but only gets her first name. He wants to take her to the dance Saturday and spends the week trying to find her so he can take her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064626 +0000" stop="20260415071351 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darby, the Rockhound - S07E34</title>
    <desc>After visiting a hobby show, Darby decides to collect rocks and Ozzie decides to build a barbecue out of rocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071351 +0000" stop="20260415074120 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking Advantage of Harriet - S07E35</title>
    <desc>Ozzie seems to be protecting Harriet after feeling she is been taken advantage of by people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061611 +0000" stop="20260415063945 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063945 +0000" stop="20260415070319 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070319 +0000" stop="20260415072653 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072653 +0000" stop="20260415075027 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061342 +0000" stop="20260415063812 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Wolf - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering human footprints that turn into wolf tracks, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are trapped in a raging forest fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063812 +0000" stop="20260415070314 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Wave - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While hunting down an anonymous crime-boss, the Man of Steel is lured into a lighting-powered deathtrap that stops his heart.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070314 +0000" stop="20260415072857 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent and Lois Lane visit the world's deepest oil well in Silsby, when strange humanoid creatures appear and terrorize the townspeople.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072857 +0000" stop="20260415075446 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Convinced the Mole Men are peaceful beings, Superman must save them from a vengeful mob determined to kill the armed visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061432 +0000" stop="20260415063838 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063838 +0000" stop="20260415070342 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070342 +0000" stop="20260415072720 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072720 +0000" stop="20260415075152 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063432 +0000" stop="20260415071946 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
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    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
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    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
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    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
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    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
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  <programme start="20260415065554 +0000" stop="20260415065859 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
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    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
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    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
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    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
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    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
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    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
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    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
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    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
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    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
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    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin sees a psychologist to go over his issues with his family.</desc>
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    <title>The Wall - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go to Berlin to play in the "Wall of Iron" concert by the Berlin Wall. There they meet and befriend a young girl named Caterina whom has a brother named Eric that lives on the other side.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Chipmunks - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A crook uses the Chipmunks tour as camouflage for his own evil deeds: While people is out watching the Chipmunks concerts, his trained chimpanzees raid the empty houses.</desc>
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    <title>Theodore's Life as a Dog - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Alvin plays one prank on Theodore and gets him to eat a dog biscuit. To get even, Theodore, with Simon's help, plays a trick on Alvin and makes him think that his younger brother is actually turning into a were-dog.</desc>
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    <title>Queen of the High School Ballroom - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller is invited to go to her High School reunion. But without her boyfriend to go with, the Chipettes try to get one of the Chipmunks to dress up to be Miss Miller's date.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Obsession - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Alvin is upset that there is a new boy that just happens to be better at everything. To prove that Alvin has what it takes to beat this kid, he challenges him to anything he can think of.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Not So Super Hero - S06E31</title>
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    <title>Dave's Wonderful Life - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Dave is feeling depressed and is thinking that the Chipmunks would do better if he had never been apart of his life. Will the spirits of the Chipmunks convince him that he is indeed been an impact on Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s lives?</desc>
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    <title>Addicted - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes challenge the Chipmunks to go three hours without their favorite things.</desc>
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    <title>Spoiler-Itis - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Something Fishy - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Alvin and Simon think Theodore's pet goldfish has died, they go all out to replace it before he notices.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Mama Drama - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Ballet Boys - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Alvin's soccer team struggles, the coach makes the team learn ballet to help with their conditioning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072030 +0000" stop="20260415074315 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Brother Where Art Thou - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Simon goes missing and nobody seems to remember who he is, Alvin worries that he is losing his mind.</desc>
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    <title>The Wall - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When some girls at school start debating who is the cutest chipmunk in the girls' bathroom, Alvin wants to be known as the cutest chipmunk.</desc>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071135 +0000" stop="20260415073735 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065230 +0000" stop="20260415075616 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Over Til Phil Sings - S36E03</title>
    <desc>Teams climb the stairs to the top of El Peñon de Guatapé in Colombia to find their clue and begin the third leg of the race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061651 +0000" stop="20260415075237 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060449 +0000" stop="20260415062740 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Dog - S02E16</title>
    <desc>In an animated episode, the antics of a family are seen through the point of view of the family dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062740 +0000" stop="20260415065124 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065124 +0000" stop="20260415071426 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071426 +0000" stop="20260415073646 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060739 +0000" stop="20260415061829 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ex - S05E25</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns that his nemesis, Rob, has found a new nemesis, he tries to sabotage Rob's new "enemy-ship", much to the frustration of Penny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061829 +0000" stop="20260415062920 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sorcerer - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to accept he is the only kid at school that doesn't have special powers. He convinces Mrs. Jötunheim, Hector's mom, to take him on as her apprentice but she soon learns leaving Gumball unsupervised around magic is a big mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062920 +0000" stop="20260415064037 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Menu - S05E27</title>
    <desc>The prize jewel on the Secret Joyful Burger menu is a mysterious burger, but to order it you need to know its name. When Larry refuses to tell them what it's called, they go to super-sized lengths to discover it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064037 +0000" stop="20260415065209 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uncle - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are desperate to meet Ocho's famous uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065209 +0000" stop="20260415070327 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weirdo - S05E29</title>
    <desc>When they see the school bullies making fun of Sussie, Gumball and Darwin decide to try and help her act less weird. They carefully observe her behavior and decide that the only thing they have to change is absolutely everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070327 +0000" stop="20260415071458 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heist - S05E30</title>
    <desc>Richard discovers that going into a bank whilst wearing a motorcycle helmet can land you in a lot of trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071458 +0000" stop="20260415072615 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Singing - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Join the citizens of Elmore for a song and dance spectacular that will have people covering their ears with joy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072615 +0000" stop="20260415073748 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best - S05E32</title>
    <desc>No matter what Gumball does, Carmen thinks she knows better; when Gumball attempts to gain the moral high ground, but fails, his only option left is to bring Carmen down to his level.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Worst - S05E33</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons compete over who has the worst life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061710 +0000" stop="20260415065542 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Daddy 2 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As work continues on the chopper for GoDaddy.com, Mikey and Paul Sr. take a trip to the racetrack, where Mikey gets to show off his racing skills to Danica Patrick.</desc>
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    <title>The President Kissed Me - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Eight Fires - S16E19</title>
    <desc>Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can't speak.</desc>
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    <title>The Hand that Rocks the Rogu - S16E20</title>
    <desc>Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.</desc>
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    <title>100 Years a Solid Fool - S17E01</title>
    <desc>While running an errand in Little Colombia, Stan is confronted by his hidden past.</desc>
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    <title>Downtown - S17E02</title>
    <desc>Hayley drives Steve to a testing center in “no good” downtown but they end up stranded in a worse suburban neighborhood. Stan, Francine, and Roger mistakenly go downtown to rescue them.</desc>
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    <title>Cheek to Cheek: A Stripper's Story - S17E03</title>
    <desc>Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream chivalric strip club. Klaus moves into Steve’s room.</desc>
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    <title>Be Our Guest - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Iris and Liz oversee a new era at the Cortez. John and Alex struggle to adapt to life outside the hotel.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 1 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After being violently attacked in Los Angeles, Matt and Shelby Miller relocate to a secluded, old house in rural North Carolina and begin experiencing unexplainable, supernatural events.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The American Dream - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The brothers’ images are released to the public, setting off a violent chain of events. Meanwhile, clues from their past tell a complicated story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060208 +0000" stop="20260415072721 +0000" channel="C439.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semifinals 4 - S13E09</title>
    <desc>The Semifinals conclude as ninjas face up to 10 obstacles. For Split Decision, ninjas must choose between an upper-body and balance obstacle. The top 2 competitors face off on the Power Tower where the winner earns a Safety Pass for the National Finals.</desc>
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    <title>Going Hollywood - S2013E19</title>
    <desc>Jackie "Hollywood" unveils his incredible Staten Island body shop art gallery. A Pennsylvania couple has filled two sprawling warehouses with their mammoth collection. Back in Iowa, Danielle hauls a rare scooter to the garage for a pricey rebuild.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wheel Treasures - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Bikes, Cycles and scooters, oh my. Mike digs deep and heads into the rafters to uncover a honeyhole of rare bicycles. Later the guys meet the ultimate chopper king, a tough negotiator with enough spare parts to outfit a rare ride, but will he spare the parts?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gag Order - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Peter and Sam continue to gather information, they run afoul of the school administration and could lose access. Dylan prepares for his trial.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Climax - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Peter and Sam follow a lead that could reveal the vandal’s primary target, and a new theory gives them hope that they may finally solve the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071814 +0000" stop="20260415080023 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clean Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Peter is forced to reckon with his actions and attempts to learn lessons in the aftermath of the documentary. But the investigation might not be over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061812 +0000" stop="20260415070109 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experimental Prototype City of Tomorrow - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Paige copes with new burdens that come with her family’s secret – as Philip and Elizabeth struggle to contain their cover without destroying their daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070109 +0000" stop="20260415074357 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chloramphenicol - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A devastating flaw during a mission forces Philip, Elizabeth, William and Gabriel to confront the depths of their patriotism… and their mortality. In Russia, in striving to be a better person, has Nina put her life on the line?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061722 +0000" stop="20260415065757 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>February 24, 2005 (2) - S16E15</title>
    <desc>The second $100,000 video prize of the season is awarded.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065757 +0000" stop="20260415073835 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>February 26, 2006 - S16E16</title>
    <desc>A woman faints at her surprise birthday party; graduation mishaps; comical canines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060526 +0000" stop="20260415073134 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarterfinals, Group 4 - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Four of the top 12 acts advance to the next round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062036 +0000" stop="20260415070902 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>James scrambles to mitigate the scandal's impact, while a devastated but determined Sophie remembers happier moments and Kate debates her next move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070902 +0000" stop="20260415075353 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sophie feels the fallout from the accusations swirling around James, who rallies a longtime friend for support. Kate prepares for her first witness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062723 +0000" stop="20260415070919 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Flood - S07E08</title>
    <desc>It is a story told in more than twelve hundred cultures around the world–the gods sent a great flood to wipe out humanity for its disobedient and wicked ways. Do these numerous creation myths point to an actual deluge, one that engulfed the world and spared only a chosen few? New evidence suggests that many fabled aspects of these flood myths may, in fact, be true. From traces of a major meteor impact in the Indian Ocean, to a worldwide ash layer, and even remnants of Noah’s grave site, scientists are starting to put the pieces of a very deadly puzzle together–a puzzle that some believe was created by extraterrestrial beings. Did humanity narrowly escape extinction? And are the ancient stories correct–that alien beings are the reason we survived? Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe they are–and that celestial beings are poised to save us again when another catastrophe sweeps across the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070919 +0000" stop="20260415075111 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aliens and the Civil War - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The Civil War nearly destroyed the great experiment known as the United States of America, but is it possible that the preservation of the republic was influenced by extraterrestrial beings? Abraham Lincoln described strange visions and premonitions that occur before pivotal moments in his presidency. Union officer Ambrose Bierce wrote about mysterious disappearances and inter-dimensional travel. And a ghostly image of George Washington was witnessed by hundreds of soldiers at Gettysburg–prompting an official government investigation. Is it possible that extraterrestrials were present during the Civil War? If so, were they simply passive observers, waiting to see if our fragile democracy could survive this test? Or did they take an active roll in order to preserve the Union?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063540 +0000" stop="20260415071654 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter IV - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Graham learns of a stone-shaping technique now lost to history, and explores how ancient Amazonians managed to thrive in an inhospitable rainforest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071654 +0000" stop="20260415075725 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter V - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Although thousands of miles apart, Graham considers the possible link between the shamanistic use of ayahuasca in the Amazon and tobacco in New Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060808 +0000" stop="20260415063257 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bazaar - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Warren, enforcing a gambling ordinance to the letter of the law, arrests Aunt Bee and her women friends (meaning, most of Mayberry) for running a Bingo game. Everyone's furious at Warren, particularly Andy, who becomes even more frustrated when Warren resists pleas to drop the charges (in fact, the deputy really digs into his position). Aunt Bee and her friends soon demand a trial. Later, the men of Mayberry (with their children in tow, some of them crying) bother Andy and Opie at home when Warren still won't drop the charges. Eventually, the charges are dropped and Aunt Bee's good name is cleared once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063257 +0000" stop="20260415065827 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Warning from Warren - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Warren is convinced he has e.s.p. and feels that Andy and Helen are in grave danger if they go to the lake. He tries to warn them but they do not take him seriously.  He takes it upon himself (with Goober's help) to "protect" them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065827 +0000" stop="20260415072358 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off to Hollywood - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When Andy receives a $1000.00 dollars for the rights to a story about him - "Sheriff Without a Gun" - that will be filmed in Hollywood, he wants to put it in the bank.  Opie, Aunt Bee and Helen all insist he do something fun with it.  When they come up with the idea of a trip to Hollywood, the entire town gets involved in sending them off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072358 +0000" stop="20260415074931 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taylors in Hollywood - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The Taylors visit Hollywood and get to see the making of "Sheriff Without a Gun".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061455 +0000" stop="20260415065451 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Vision Thing - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lilah coerces Angel to help in securing the release of a prisoner that The Powers That Be 
have locked in a fiery prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065451 +0000" stop="20260415073556 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Old Gang of Mine - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gunn's loyalties are torn between his current demon-hunting associates and the gang he used to hang out with, which has taken to killing demons for fun instead of defense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061430 +0000" stop="20260415063810 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Time Last Week - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A. Dag discovers that annoying your brother isn't much fun when Norb "bops him into last week" and Dag is forced to retrace his steps over and over again with painful results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063810 +0000" stop="20260415070149 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kandid Kreatures - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The boys learn the hard way that being on TV isn't all it's cracked up to be when they let a famous nature filmmaker film them and he broadcasts a "funniest videos" style film instead of the serious documentary they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070149 +0000" stop="20260415072528 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fakin' It - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Norb fakes being sick to get Dag to wait on him until Dag turns the tables by faking illness too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072528 +0000" stop="20260415074908 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscular Beaver II - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Daggett is blackmailed by the government into becoming Muscular Beaver once more in order to fight a hundred-foot-tall rampaging splinter. Norb is forced to come along as Muscular Beaver's new sidekick. Hilarity ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060210 +0000" stop="20260415060457 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hambo - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The pigs send in a tough ride to touch the eggs. But he's more stupid than they thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060457 +0000" stop="20260415060744 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Flu - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Birds are all dead with the flu! It's a great chance for the Pigs to grab the eggs, if they can make it out without getting dead themselves!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060744 +0000" stop="20260415061031 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggies from the Deep - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Two minion pigs pretend to be sharks to scare their fellows. But Moustache Pig wants his revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061031 +0000" stop="20260415061318 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Gnome! - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Chuck offers a gnome to Matilda as a present. Unfortunately it looks really scary to her and she tries to get rid of it without Chuck seeing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061318 +0000" stop="20260415061606 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrub It In - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The Blues ask Bomb to make big explosions because they think it's really funny. But then things get out of hand and they accidentally destroy Matilda's favorite bush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061606 +0000" stop="20260415061853 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truce - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig wants to make a truce with the birds, so he presents them with a delicious picnic as a peace offering. Is Chef Pig being completely honest or does he have his eyes on something else?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061853 +0000" stop="20260415062140 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Opera - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Matilda meets a handsome Pavarotti-type Bird and is entranced by his singing and dancing. But she doesn't know it's a false bird, and in fact the minion pigs are hiding inside!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062140 +0000" stop="20260415062427 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chucked Out - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Chuck's latest craze is to karate chop things in two. Hiiiiyah. But his practicing gets too close to the delicate eggs, and the Birds have to ban him from the flock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062427 +0000" stop="20260415062715 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bomb's Awake - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Bomb is sleepwalking and takes the eggs with him, on very dangerous roads, cliffs, etc. And of course the Blues can't wake him up because it's equally dangerous!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062715 +0000" stop="20260415063000 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Hunt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>X marks the spot! King Pig sends his best pigs to retrieve a buried treasure. Of course when pigs are involved, nothing is that simple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063000 +0000" stop="20260415063245 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweets of Doom - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No one gets between Bubbles and his candy. Not even King Pig! But there's something fishy about these sweets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063245 +0000" stop="20260415063530 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Ahoy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A massive pig party is raging on a remote island, but King Pig has been left behind! Luckily, Foreman Pig is there to help! Well, maybe luck isn't the right word...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063530 +0000" stop="20260415063815 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Little known fact, Chuck is a hide-and-seek champion. However, sometimes his hiding spots can be a bit TOO good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063815 +0000" stop="20260415064100 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's about time for Red to learn how to swim, but he's too stubborn to accept help from his friends! Can he overcome his pride and channel his inner waterfowl?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064100 +0000" stop="20260415064345 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Bomb! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bomb to the rescue! Bomb's love for classic superheroes inspires a new wardrobe choice, and a need to save everything on Piggy Island! But every superhero has a weakness…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064345 +0000" stop="20260415064630 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just So - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All Red wants is for the eggs to have a perfect environment where they can incubate in peace. Is that too much to ask?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064630 +0000" stop="20260415064915 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle of Life - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The pigs kidnap Red and Chuck and force them to make an egg. –Wait, what? They really can’t be that dumb can they? Don’t answer that...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064915 +0000" stop="20260415065200 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cave Pig - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The pigs discover a perfectly preserved Cave Pig in a block of ice. Absolutely nothing bad will happen if they keep it at room temperature right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065200 +0000" stop="20260415065445 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joy to the Pigs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good - SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065445 +0000" stop="20260415065730 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogzilla - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Pig City is being attacked by a fearsome hairy beast! Sound the alarm! Secure the perimeter! Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065730 +0000" stop="20260415070016 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boulder Bro - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The other birds grow tired of Chuck's attention-seeking. That's ok. Chuck will just make a new friend!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070016 +0000" stop="20260415070301 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckmania - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Moustache pig puts together an egg-napping plan. Let's distract the most charismatic bird on Piggy Island by stroking his ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070301 +0000" stop="20260415070546 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Without My Helmet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Some of us wear many hats every day. For Corporal Pig, it's just the one. Hog of war. Destroyer of birds. But what what's left when you strip away his defining accessory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070546 +0000" stop="20260415070831 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mona Litha - S02E15</title>
    <desc>One of Chuck's friends sets him up on a hot date. The table's set, and the candles are lit for a romantic evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070831 +0000" stop="20260415071116 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Bomb of Hamelot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bomb joins in the Medieval Fair festivities in Pig City by entering the joust competition. But is the prize really worth fighting for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071116 +0000" stop="20260415071401 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearded Ambition - S02E17</title>
    <desc>King Pig envies the noble bearded visages of the piggy elders, but narry a single whisker sprouts from his baby smooth face. What's a pig to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071401 +0000" stop="20260415071646 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Justice - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Matilda has a guilty pleasure: pig hockey. She's such a superfan, she even dreams of joining the game herself! There's just one problem – she's not a pig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071646 +0000" stop="20260415071931 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow the Chuck Down! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Matilda thinks Chuck should slow down and enjoy the finer things in life. Then again, blazing speed does come in handy from time to time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071931 +0000" stop="20260415072216 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brutal vs. Brutal - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A misunderstanding over some misplaced nunchucks leads to a grudge match between Chuck and the toughest pig on Piggy Island. Let's get ready to rumble!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072216 +0000" stop="20260415072501 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eating Out - S02E21</title>
    <desc>While Matilda's out at the beach, the birds are left to fend for themselves for dinner, but their culinary muscles are... not as developed as they could be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072501 +0000" stop="20260415072746 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Eggscape - S02E22</title>
    <desc>King Pig finally gets an honest to gonest egg within chomping range when Red shows up and threatens to shatter his omelette-eating dreams. Time to skedaddle!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072746 +0000" stop="20260415073032 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Like a Hog - S02E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig can't sleep, and it's up to Professor Pig to get him to saw some logs. He's got science on his side! But if that doesn't work, they can always put him down 'maunually'...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073032 +0000" stop="20260415073317 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bombina - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Being a highly explosive bird, Bomb is a huge threat to the pigs. Maybe they can lead him away from the eggs by his heartstrings...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073317 +0000" stop="20260415073602 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Possessed - S02E25</title>
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    <desc>From the frozen landscapes of Scandinavia, to the jungles of Madagascar, to the deadly grasslands of Africa, witness how animals use their unique skills and weapons to defend themselves. Survival is the name of the game as angry elephants go on the rampage, hungry crocodiles battle brave lions, and deadly ants turn against their own.</desc>
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    <title>Total Domination - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Sunshine Squirrels - S05E14</title>
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    <title>Punchline - Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? - S05E16</title>
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    <title>The Scoring Session - S05E22</title>
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    <title>Through the Valley of Shadows - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Indonesia - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Larry Miller Hair System - S07E11</title>
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    <title>One Hundred - S07E12</title>
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    <title>Allen (1) - S08E01</title>
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    <title>Intervention - S08E03</title>
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    <title>When These Walls Come Tumbling Down - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Boy Savior - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Caitlyn and Vi meet an ally in Zaun’s streets and head into a frenzied battle with a common foe. Viktor makes a dire decision.</desc>
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    <title>Drift Problem - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Archer's surprise birthday present – a high-tech, souped-up spy car – leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.</desc>
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    <title>Meet Ya at the Stump - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Stephanie's Tryout - S03E12</title>
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    <title>The Night Visitor - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Reggie, 3; Archie, 0 - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Blind Man's Bluff - S03E15</title>
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    <title>The Circle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A circle tightens, panic grows: Dan learns about his predecessor, and Melody tries to track the source of the Visser's dangers. Yet the evil spreads.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Captured Souls - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A family moves to a small house in the summer where they befriend a young man, where the family starts feeling weaker every day.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Nightly Neighbors - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Tale of the Sorcerer's Apprentice - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dean, a troubled student, awakens an ancient secret hidden in the school.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of Jake and the Leprechaun - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jake, an inspiring young actor, is in a play where during rehearsals strange things start happening to him where it's only a matter of time before opening night.</desc>
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    <title>All for Nothing - S06E12</title>
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    <title>The Devil's Greatest Trick - S06E13</title>
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    <title>Tales of Grotesquely Grim Bunny - S14E09</title>
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    <title>Follow the Bouncing Ball - S14E11</title>
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    <title>A Surprise for Jean - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Pardon? - S07E01</title>
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    <title>Rifting Apart - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The Mettle of Man - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
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    <title>How Do Volcanoes Work? - S02E05</title>
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    <title>What Is Electricity? - S02E06</title>
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    <title>How Do Flowers Grow? - S02E07</title>
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    <title>How Do People Catch a Cold? - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Secret Identity Time - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Confession Time - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Past Time - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Discord Time - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Three Weddings and a...Blazing Row - S02E07</title>
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    <title>You Frighten Me When You Talk Like This - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Pure-Dee Poison - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The A-Team helps a southern minister stop the manufacture of lethal moonshine.</desc>
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    <title>It's a Desert Out There - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The sophisticated commando tactics used by a gang for robbing busloads of tourists suggests to the A-Team that they're preparing for a bigger score.</desc>
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    <desc>White people watching this be like... Pain.</desc>
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    <title>Female Titan: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (1) - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Forest of Giant Trees: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (2) - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Bite: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (3) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>With the Female Titan still chasing after Levi's squad, Eren considers turning himself into his Titan form, but Levi tells him to choose to be either a monster or a member of the Recon Corps. As Eren remembers what he has learned from the squad, he realizes that the danger and sacrifice they all share is not what binds them — it is trust. Now it is up to Eren to make the decision of who he will trust.</desc>
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    <title>Erwin Smith: The 57th Exterior Scouting Mission (4) - S01E20</title>
    <desc>With the help of Levi's squad, the Recon Corps has successfully captured the Female Titan. As Commander Erwin and Captain Levi begin preparations to extract whoever is inside the Titan, will the Recon Corps discover its true identity, or does the Female Titan have one last trick up its sleeve?</desc>
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    <title>Best Laid Plans - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Standing Sam - S03E02</title>
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    <title>The End of the Affair - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
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    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Musicals &amp; Moving On - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Duets &amp; Destiny - S04E20</title>
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    <title>Rockers &amp; Writers - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Kangaroos &amp; Chaos - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Club Ten - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Bitter Work - S02E09</title>
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    <title>The Library - S02E10</title>
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    <title>The Desert - S02E11</title>
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    <title>The Kang Dynasty - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The Avengers attack Kang's ship with the help of the last of the Ultrons. They defeat Kang, who tells them the worst is yet to come.</desc>
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    <title>The Casket of Ancient Winters - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Avengers must stop Malekith the Accursed after he unleashes an everlasting winter on Earth. Once Malekith is defeated Thor learns he has been barred from returning to Asgard.</desc>
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    <title>Hail, Hydra! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Black Widow requests the Avengers' help in retrieving the Cosmic Cube before AIM and HYDRA tear the world apart fighting over it.</desc>
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    <title>Ultron-5 - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Ant-Man gets tired of unending violence and he wants to find a better way to bring peace to world. After all, this is why he created the robot army, Ultron. But something goes terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Ultron Imperative - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the team is devastated after a loss, Iron Man and Ant-Man go destroying all remnants of Ultron. But they do not realize that Ultron has transcended his body, and has taken over the world's technology systems.</desc>
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    <title>Straight-Up Tired - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhaustion claims two early victims. The rest test their reflexes with screwdrivers and water glasses while host James Davis giggles on the sidelines.</desc>
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    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Contestants get jiggy and show off their moves. A staring contest preps them for an alarm-clock-smacking challenge -- on a bed, of course.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Cheese - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sleepy antics hit a high note when players must scream for their money. Still hoarse, they confront rattraps and bravely go for the cheese.</desc>
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    <title>Ben-Semination - S05E12</title>
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    <title>High School Diplomacy - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Not So Great Grandma - S05E14</title>
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    <title>Unholy Matrimony - S05E15</title>
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    <title>Double Date Double Down - S05E16</title>
    <desc>As Ben and Riley both realize they are in for more than they bargained for with dating older, more mature adults, they work together to come up with a plan to get out of their respective relationships. When Bonnie and Tucker gain insider information about players on Danny’s hockey team, they bet against the Rangers to win some cash.</desc>
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    <title>Spinout - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Taz loses his ability to spin and the babies help him learn again.</desc>
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    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Tweety sheds some light on what a shadow is.</desc>
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    <title>Bruce Bunny - S01E25</title>
    <desc>When Daffy makes up hurtful rhymes, Bugs changes his name to Bruce.</desc>
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    <title>Flower Power - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The babies all want to pick the best flowers for Granny, but end up destroying her garden.</desc>
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    <title>Flush Hour - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The babies are afraid of the toilet, and don't know what it's for until they flood it and soon find out that it's an alternative to diapers.</desc>
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    <title>The Fall of Centauri Prime (2) - S05E18</title>
    <desc>As Centauri Prime is being bombarded, the Drakh, the real masters behind the war, reveal themselves to Londo. They force him to go along with their plan to alienate the Centauri from the Alliance, and use what's left as their new home.</desc>
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    <title>The Wheel of Fire - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Earthforce orders the arrest of Lyta for financing terrorism against the PSI Corp. Sheridan confronts Garibaldi about his drinking. G'Kar struggles with his growing mass of worshippers.</desc>
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    <title>Marty McFly PFC - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the 1940s, Verne enters a dance contest with his future dance instructor, Dorothy, while Marty gets drafted.</desc>
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    <title>Verne's New Friend - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Verne and his new friend, Chris, go see a 1930s circus, which the owners are about to lose to landlord Farmer Tannen.</desc>
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    <title>Bravelord and the Demon Monstrux - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Characters from Verne's new favorite video game, BraveLord and Monstrux, come to life in a weird accident. Doc can't fix this situation because he's been sent into the game.</desc>
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    <title>The Money Tree - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jules tries to grow a money tree to become popular at school, which leads to troubles with the media and the FBI.</desc>
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    <title>A Verne by Any Other Name - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Verne gets sick of his name after kids keep making fun of him and goes to great lengthes to get it changed, even going back to see his parents just before he's born.</desc>
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    <title>It's Great to Be a Ghost! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone are ghosts, haunting an old house to the sounds of '20s-style jazz. When unsuspecting Tasha drops by, they really put their scaring skills to the test!</desc>
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    <title>Viking Voyage - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Rockabilly music meets medieval Nordic exploration! Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone are Vikings on the high-seas. In search of new lands, they run into wild weather, and a mermaid (Tasha with a tail) who blocks their way. Will they discover new territory? And if they do, what will they name it?</desc>
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    <title>The Quest for the Flying Rock - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Uniqua, Tasha, Tyrone, and Pablo are brave, Indiana Jones-style explorers on a quest for the rare, legendary flying rock which sits atop Big Rock Hill. In a frenzied disco dash through the jungle and the desert, they race each other to see who can make it to Stone Step Hill first and claim the prize.</desc>
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    <title>Race Around the World - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It's racing day, and Austin is prepared. Unlike his friends (and competitors) Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone, he has never won a gold medal before. The referee (Tasha) starts the race, and Zydeco tunes spur them on as they dash around the globe. Who will be the first to break the tape at the finish line?</desc>
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    <title>Double 75th Birthday - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The squad goes big with a life-size chocolate piano, a treat-filled family tree and more for three brothers celebrating their parents' 75th birthdays.</desc>
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    <title>Varsity Gay League - S02E06</title>
    <desc>For the squad's biggest party yet, Ashley and Maya-Camille team up against Gonzo and Christophe to create desserts fit to feed 200 hungry sports fans.</desc>
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    <title>Crash Test Yummy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The bakineers make edible cars that must travel 100 ft before smashing into a steel wall at 25 mph; all while protecting the crash test dummy inside.</desc>
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    <title>Ricky-Leaks - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself in damage-control mode after an incident involving Ricky and a brash high-schooler. Excited over a possible plum job, Charles bristles at Julie’s lack of disclosure at work. Looking to reduce Vernon’s suspension, Reggie impresses Candace at the league office. Spencer and Joe find themselves at odds with Anderson over ASM’s future.</desc>
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    <title>Alley-Oops - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Spencer gets unexpected info that leads him to reassess his priorities. Joe considers the best way to break bad news to the ASM staff. Marginalized once again by Larry, Charles decides to take matters into his own hands.</desc>
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    <title>Crackback - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer learns that his master plan to bring a team to Las Vegas may be in jeopardy. Ricky arrives at a crossroads, personally and professionally. Charles sees his wish come true in Miami, but ends up with regrets.</desc>
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    <title>The Unicorn Whisperer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Missy tries to finalize wedding plans as Bam parties with Novak.</desc>
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    <title>Bam's Gone Wild - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The entire Jackass crew joins Bam in his bachelor party in Vegas.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Never Be Single Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy get some last minute details finish in order to prepare for the wedding. Bam continues work on a skating rank that has to be finish by the wedding date. Bam &amp; company play a prank on Phil. They have their rehearsal dinner.</desc>
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    <title>The Unholy Union - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After spending one last time as a bachelor with his friends on a skate-boarding park in the backyard, Bam and Missy finally get married.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Tribe of the Tapiocas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bananaman drops in on the mysterious jungles of the Banana Republic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060558 +0000" stop="20260415061027 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at the Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom creates a new villain called Appleman and orders him to seek out and destroy Bananaman. Appleman takes Eric and Samantha hostage in order to find out the location of Bananaman, not realising that Eric is Bananaman.</desc>
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    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
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    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
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    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
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    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062839 +0000" stop="20260415063324 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tank Full of Trouble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>There's been a hijacking - can Bananaman track down the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063324 +0000" stop="20260415063802 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063802 +0000" stop="20260415064245 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064245 +0000" stop="20260415064727 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064727 +0000" stop="20260415065208 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065208 +0000" stop="20260415065640 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065640 +0000" stop="20260415070129 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070129 +0000" stop="20260415070606 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070606 +0000" stop="20260415071045 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071045 +0000" stop="20260415071520 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071520 +0000" stop="20260415071959 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071959 +0000" stop="20260415072427 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072427 +0000" stop="20260415072902 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072902 +0000" stop="20260415073338 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073338 +0000" stop="20260415073809 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073809 +0000" stop="20260415074236 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074236 +0000" stop="20260415074708 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074708 +0000" stop="20260415075138 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075138 +0000" stop="20260415075613 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061143 +0000" stop="20260415070328 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Real Life is the Nightmare - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Siobhan is torn between exposing Lucas and keeping his secret. Chayton readies his army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070328 +0000" stop="20260415075555 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tribal - S03E05</title>
    <desc>All hell breaks loose as Chayton and an army of Redbones invade Banshee, looking to avenge Tommy’s death. Holed up in the Cadi with Lucas and his deputies, Proctor is frustrated by his inability to attend to his ailing mother at home. As the assault reaches a fever pitch, Bunker tries to prove to Medding that he’s not the man he used to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062323 +0000" stop="20260415070520 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murky Waters at Swamp Tales - S09E37</title>
    <desc>In Carlyle, IL a cajun-themed bar needs rescuing due to its out of control food costs and untrained management and staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070520 +0000" stop="20260415074717 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World Famous Raw Chicken Wings - S09E38</title>
    <desc>Jon Taffer sends mixologist Phil Wills to Toledo, OH to help rescue an ailing owner who lets his untrained staff take advantage of his kindness andhard work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061422 +0000" stop="20260415063717 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Totally Spying - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trey gets hurt on the Roberts' property, so the family is extra nice to him.  But Barbie suspects that the demanding neighbor is up to something.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063717 +0000" stop="20260415070002 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbie Roberts: Undercover Mermaid (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Barbie and her friends try to impress a fashion idol at a mermaid convention, but things take a turn when the sisters become suspects in a mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070002 +0000" stop="20260415072258 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbie Roberts: Undercover Mermaid (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>With her sisters in trouble for a prank gone wrong, it's up to Barbie to prove their innocence and catch the thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072258 +0000" stop="20260415074549 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog's Day in Court - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Roberts family could be evicted from their Dreamhouse unless Barbie can figure out who is behind Malibu's sudden flea infestation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060318 +0000" stop="20260415062611 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Outdoors (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In this second part of the Roberts family and friends' camping adventure, Malibu and Brooklyn work with the group to solve two problems: The mystery of the screams in the woods, and writing their final song.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062611 +0000" stop="20260415064901 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got Magic to Do - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A mishap onstage forces Malibu and Brooklyn to embark on a wild chase to rescue a prized pigeon, while Rafa and his young cousin Izzy set out on a mission to book the girls better gigs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064901 +0000" stop="20260415071151 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cut It Out - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Malibu and Brooklyn agree to let The Dash make a movie about their singing duo for an upcoming film festival, but it's a total disaster and could ruin their career before it even starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071151 +0000" stop="20260415073441 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Studio Sleuths - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When things at the recording studio suddenly start disappearing - including Brooklyn's phone, with Brooklyn and Malibu's latest music on it. The girls become amateur detectives to recover everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073441 +0000" stop="20260415075731 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Record - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After accidentally breaking one of Kel's rare record albums, Malibu and Brooklyn turn to Jacks, Jayla and Lyla for backup as they take off on a comedic romp across the city to replace it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063038 +0000" stop="20260415072156 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woman in the Harbor - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A parole officer is murdered after telling Baretta that a model who supposedy killed herself months earlier is alive in Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060644 +0000" stop="20260415063200 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist - S06E11</title>
    <desc>One man's hands are a musical instrument to himself and a nuisance to others; a detective goes undercover to trap a dentist with wandering instruments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063200 +0000" stop="20260415065400 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People's Court - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Weary of an uncooperative populace, a census taker goes to drastic measures to make a head count; beleaguered apartment dwellers band together and capture a burglar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065400 +0000" stop="20260415071602 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanished (1) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071602 +0000" stop="20260415073803 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanished (2) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060800 +0000" stop="20260415065048 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunge - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan is asked to manage an explosive situation; Norma and Norman's relationship is threatened by a growing secret; Emma lands in a dangerous situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065048 +0000" stop="20260415073249 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presumed Innocent - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Norma's faith in Norman is questioned; Dylan is threatened by a revengeful Zane; Romero receives new evidence in the murder of Miss Watson; Cody and Norman's friendship reaches the breaking point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060030 +0000" stop="20260415062545 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tut's Case is Shut - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Using resurrected scarab beetles, King Tut concocts an ancient mind control potion, abu raubu simbu tu. Chief O’Hara is the first under his spell, followed shortly by Commissioner Gordon, and when Batman himself is tricked into taking the drug, Tut’s plan to control all of Gotham City by tainting the water supply seems close to succeeding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062545 +0000" stop="20260415065103 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Mother of Them All - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ma Parker and her delinquent children are pulling off a crime wave in Gotham City. Batman and Robin round up the gang one by one, but when the arrests seem all too easy, the Dynamic Duo suspect something else more sinister may be up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065103 +0000" stop="20260415071617 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ma Parker - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Now in charge of the Gotham State Pen, Ma Parker and her jailhouse full of criminal cohorts use it as their base of operations. No one suspects jailed prisoners of the crimes, but a clue picked up by Batman and Robin may lead them right to Ma’s whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071617 +0000" stop="20260415074135 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clock King's Crazy Crimes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After a robbery aided by a rigged timepiece, Batman and Robin deduce the Clock King must be in Gotham City. Disguised as a pop art expert, the villain brings his latest masterpiece to the Parkhurst Gallery. But everyone is surprised when the sculpture turns out to be more than just a piece of art, and the Clock King makes off with a valuable time-related painting. Batman and Robin follow a clue to the villain’s hideout, unaware that a trap awaits them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061436 +0000" stop="20260415063523 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meltdown - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Derek Powers' body is continuing to deteriorate. Desperate, he has Victor Fries (Mr. Freeze) revived, and creates a new body for him under the pretense of medical research. Finally cured, Fries is repentant, but Bruce Wayne doesn't trust him. Batman halfheartedly shadows Freeze, convinced that he has reformed. But how long can he stay reformed once he discovers that Powers is using him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063523 +0000" stop="20260415065612 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heroes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Terrific Trio, a group of scientists who became superheroes after gaining powers in an experiment gone awry, make their way into Gotham and become media sensations. But Magma, Freon, and 2-D Man soon learn that the accident that gave them their powers was not really an accident. The Trio are inspired by the Fantastic Four, with 2D Man being Mr. Fantastic, Magma being a combination of the Thing and the Human Torch, and Freon can spread her molecules apart to the point where she becomes hard to see, and her ice beams can form protective shields, making her analogous to the Invisible Woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065612 +0000" stop="20260415071728 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shriek - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Max Shreeve, a sound engineer working for Derek Powers, develops a suit that amplifies sound waves into awesomely destructive force. Powers is uninterested in the suit until Bruce Wayne interferes with his plans for Wayne-Powers once too often. On Powers' orders, Shreeve makes an attempt on Wayne's life, taking the name Shriek. Chris Mulkey makes his first appearance as the voice of Shriek.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071728 +0000" stop="20260415073844 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Man's Hand - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Terry must deal with both his rejection by his girlfriend, Dana, and a group of Bruce's old enemies, the Royal Flush Gang, who pattern themselves after playing card ranks. Things look up for Terry when he meets a girl named Melanie who seems to share his problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073844 +0000" stop="20260415075925 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winning Edge - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry's late nights as Batman are starting to take a toll on his personal life when he can barely stay awake during the day. When he discovers that several jocks are using "slappers" -- patches that deliver the super-steroid Venom -- he investigates, only for his mother to catch him carrying the drugs. Then he has to find a way to stop the flow of Venom into Gotham and clear his name, all while being grounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062014 +0000" stop="20260415064211 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of Steel (2) - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Batman manages to free himself from the Batcave's clutches, and brings it back under his control, although he fails to track Duane down. Barbara Gordon approaches Batman to inform him of her father's sudden change in behaviour. A brutal fight between Batman and Detective Bullock ensues, during which Batman pushes Bullock onto the Bat Signal, and reveals him to actually be an android, meaning that the real Bullock and James Gordon have gone missing, and Batman knows who the culprit is: H.A.R.D.A.C. Can he stop the evil supercomputer before it's too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064211 +0000" stop="20260415070434 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Edward Nygma creates the game, "The Riddle of the Minotaur", and makes millions for the company Competitron. He is then fired by his superior, Daniel Mockridge, who wants the profits for himself. Nygma vows revenge, and two years later, he takes up the mantle of the Riddler and traps Mockridge inside a life-sized version of the Minotaur maze. Batman's sympathy is with Nygma, but he and Robin have to stop him before he kills Mockridge, despite the fact that Mockridge cannot legally be brought to justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070434 +0000" stop="20260415072658 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joker's Wild - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Cameron Kaiser builds a Casino Hotel modeled after the Joker, called the Joker's Wild. The Joker sees this on the news, and, enraged, escapes from Arkham again, with one thought on his mind: destroying the casino, unaware that this is exactly what Kaiser wants him to do as part of an insurance claim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072658 +0000" stop="20260415074853 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Silicon Soul - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When a Batman impersonator appears in Gotham City, the real Batman deduces that Karl Rossum is somehow involved and confronts the inventor. The other Batman, a duplicate, then shows up and a battle between the two takes place. After the duplicate Batman escapes, it begins its campaign to recreate H.A.R.D.A.C.'s goals of a robotic society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060743 +0000" stop="20260415063032 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Malicious Mr. Mind! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Batman and the Marvel family take on the evil Dr. Sivana and the Monster Society!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063032 +0000" stop="20260415065257 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joker: The Vile and the Villainous! - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Joker teams up with the Weeper to stop Batman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065257 +0000" stop="20260415071542 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of the Bat! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Batman gets infected by a vampire bite, and proceeds to attack his JLI friends!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071542 +0000" stop="20260415073758 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Batmen! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Batman gets hurt, his friends Capt Marvel, Aquaman, Green Arrow, and Plastic Man attempt to fill his cowl</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073758 +0000" stop="20260415080000 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scorn of the Star Sapphire! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Batman and Wonder Woman team up to defeat Baroness Paula Von Gunther and her army of robots, as well as to save Col. Steve Trevor. Batman teams up with Hal Jordan to fight Star Sapphire and her Zamaron army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063636 +0000" stop="20260415072529 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Gods (2) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Count Iblis has delivered the Colonials' enemy, Baltar before the Council of Twelve. As the Colonials celebrate, Adama and Apollo come to the conclusion that the secret to Iblis' identity can only be found within the wreckage of the ship where he was first encountered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064238 +0000" stop="20260415072626 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ties That Bind - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Kara Thrace seeks her own path in the search for Earth while the Cylons face the threat of sentient Centurions. A member of Galactica's crew learns a dark secret about a loved one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062116 +0000" stop="20260415070350 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kind of Q! - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Returning champions Lynnae Oxley, Jeff Vanderlinde, and Rob ‘Rub’ Bagby face off for the second BBQ Pitmasters semi-final round in Westmont, IL.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070350 +0000" stop="20260415074726 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Q - S05E12</title>
    <desc>"Stump" McDowell, Robby Royal, and Rod Gray return for the last of BBQ Pitmasters semi-final rounds before the Kingsford BBQ Pitmasters Grand Championship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061741 +0000" stop="20260415064005 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doo Not Disturb - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Stuck in a snowstorm, the gang stays at The Good Son Inn, where the hotel owner is oddly strict about his rules. The gang later discovers that the reason for this is because the owner's dead mother will give a terrifying scolding to anyone who does not follow her rules.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064005 +0000" stop="20260415070205 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silver Scream - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While the gang is touring Fletcher Studios, they discover that a remake of a never-before-seen Archie Barnes silent film is in the process of being made. However, what they don't realize is that Archie Barnes has returned from the grave to prevent his last unfinished film from being seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070205 +0000" stop="20260415072337 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fright of Hand - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The gang visits the Hocus Pocus Magician's Club and Fred attempts to join the club as a magician, under his persona Freddy Or Not. After Fred's first performance at the club is ruined by a mutant rabbit, the gang attempts to solve the mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072337 +0000" stop="20260415074513 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greece is the Word - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While trapped in an Ancient Grecian building with the ceiling slowly closing in on them, Velma finds an old scroll. This leads to both their escape route, and a story about one of the first mysteries in Ancient Greece, involving the gang as Ancient Grecian citizens and a spider monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061614 +0000" stop="20260415063715 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tall, Dark and Handsome - S35E02</title>
    <desc>The dashing Scott Conant and Eric Adjepong unite with chefs Dane Blom and Emme Ribeiro Collins to gang up on Bobby Flay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063715 +0000" stop="20260415065815 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mentor vs. Mentee - S35E03</title>
    <desc>Chef Bryan Romero attempts to take down his mentor, Chef Marc Quinones, in a mean bean battle, while Michael Voltaggio and Damaris Phillips cheer them on towards victory over Bobby Flay.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Yuck My Yum - S35E04</title>
    <desc>Sunny Anderson and TV host Ross Mathews team up with chefs Kaleena Bliss and Melissa Donahue-Talmage to boil up a win against Bobby Flay.</desc>
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    <title>On a Roll! - S35E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie Jackson and Maneet Chauhan pull out all the stops to help chefs Bernard Bennett and Lena Le roll out a victory over Bobby Flay.</desc>
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    <title>Let It Be - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Buzz follows a "lovely light" and meets a beautiful firefly named Mother Mary, who helps the lost Beat Bugs find their way home.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Revolution - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Kumi looks for a peaceful way to stop a "whatchama-nado" from whipping through the garden again. But Jay is itching to fight back!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>She Came In Through The Bathroom Window - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After Stinkbug's house is destroyed, the Beat Bugs setup a police force to protect the village from a mysterious creature.</desc>
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    <title>Lady Madonna - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs leave the safety of the garden and embark on a dangerous mission to help a Russian doll to find her missing child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070824 +0000" stop="20260415072321 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Only Sleeping - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Crick goes looking for peace and quiet, only to get stuck in a storm. Can he dream up an invention to get himself -- and his friends -- out of danger?</desc>
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    <title>Oh! Darling - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Beat Bugs come face to face with a scary looking spider while they're out hunting for Halloween candy. Good thing he wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Michelle - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While searching for a missing Kumi, the Beat Bugs find a mysterious French Princess who isn't quite what she seems.</desc>
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    <title>Fever - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While exploring a section of the tunnels Mouse discovers a treasure ship. Cullen's greed brings strife.</desc>
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    <title>Everything is Everything - S01E19</title>
    <desc>After faking that Catherine hit him young Tony Ramos winds up living with Catherine. She tries to help him by talking to Vincent. Vincent tries to help as well. But it is Tony who winds up trying to reverse unjust banishment of his family before a Gypsy court.</desc>
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    <title>Tainted Meat - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.
videos:   that dog. - "old timer"   Revolting Cocks - "Crackin' Up"   MC 900 Foot Jesus - "If I Only Had A Brain"</desc>
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    <title>Stewart Moves Away - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.
videos:   Gwar - "Saddam A Go-Go"   Bobby McFerrin - "Don't Worry, Be Happy"   Dinosaur Jr. - "Feel the Pain"</desc>
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    <title>Top O' the Mountain - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.
videos:   Skrew - "Picasso Trigger"   Comateens - "The Late Mistake"   Cannibal Corpse - "Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead"   Henry Rollins - "Disconnect"</desc>
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    <title>Party - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.
videos:   Robert Palmer - "Simply Irresistible"
Note: Originally shown with only one video during "Butt-Bowl II." The edited version with the following videos premiered on 2/2/95:
Jesus Lizard - "Glamorous"   Mighty Mighty Bosstones - "Detroit Rock City"   Marilyn Manson - "Get Your Gunn"</desc>
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    <title>Wet Behind the Rears - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.
videos:   Beastie Boys - "Sabotage"   U2 - "Numb"   YES - "Owner of a Lonely Heart"   R.E.M. - "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"</desc>
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    <title>Bad Dog - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.
videos:   Moist - "Push"   Grim Reaper - "Rock You To Hell"   Nitzer Ebb - "Fun To Be Had"   Phish - "Down With Disease"</desc>
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    <title>Lightning Strikes - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of "Betsy Wiener" from "Decency In Media."
videos:   Blur - "Parklife"    Biohazard - "Tales From The Hard Side"    Pizzicato Five - "Twiggy, Twiggy"</desc>
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    <title>Dream On - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.
videos:   Tesla - "Call It What You Want"
Cheech &amp; Chong - "I'm Not Home Right Now"    Supersuckers - "Creepy Jackalope Eye"    Bjork - "Big Time Sensuality"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073256 +0000" stop="20260415074422 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candy Sale - S05E23</title>
    <desc>The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.</desc>
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    <title>Animation Sucks - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of "dead people" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.
videos:   Danzig - "Can't Speak"    Julee Cruise - "Rockin' Back Inside My Heart"    David Lee Roth - "She's My Machine"</desc>
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    <title>Sex in the Inner City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Despite his best efforts, Becker can't escape the sexual overtones that follow him throughout the day. He starts his morning at the cafe where Reggie and Jake are discussing the various things they do to release sexual tension. When Reggie suggests jogging, Becker quickly dismisses the idea, declaring that he doesn't have any such issues. As his day progresses, a bemused Becker is faced with various circumstances that make him all too aware of his sex life -- or, rather, lack thereof.</desc>
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    <title>Tell Me Lies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Becker and Jake notice that Reggie is upset about something, but she refuses to tell them why. Becker presses Reggie for details, but she responds with a series of lies before finally revealing the truth.</desc>
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    <title>My Dinner With Becker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Becker initially declines the offer of a blind date, but he eventually agrees to meet the woman. After hearing about her passion for line-dancing, karaoke and aroma therapy, Becker is kicking himself for not trusting his instincts. Meanwhile, Reggie's evening goes south when she realizes that the guy she's dating is just too... nice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072025 +0000" stop="20260415074202 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Plans, God Laughs - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Becker's attempt at friendship is short lived; with Margaret at home with the flu, the flaky Linda is left in charge of the office; Reggie receives an unwelcome visit from a former high-school classmate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061320 +0000" stop="20260415063913 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In our midseason finale, Bee and PuppyCat travel to a bathhouse on Cat-Head Planet for their strangest and most adorable job yet. Lucky for them, Pretty Patrick is on TV over there, too!</desc>
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    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Bee's birthday. Initially disappointed at having to work, and missing her dad, Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
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    <title>Game - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073109 +0000" stop="20260415075656 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toast - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rent is due! An old wrestling acquaintance comes to visit Cass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061204 +0000" stop="20260415064759 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drama of Original Choice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Painful memories of her youth push Amy to confront her family issues and marital woes. Danny spins an elaborate lie that leads him down a dangerous path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064759 +0000" stop="20260415071839 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Fabricator - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Danny moves from fear into panic as new crises arise. Willing to do whatever it takes to keep June safe, Amy devises a perilous scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Figures of Light - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The consequences of their actions leave Danny and Amy in a surreal situation that tests their grasp on reality.</desc>
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    <title>Ear's Looking at You - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A Sam Spade spoof featuring two ears cut off from a family fortune.</desc>
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    <title>Beetlebones - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice's sophisticated skeleton escapes from his skin and runs off. Lydia, Jacques, and BJ's skin must recapture Beetlebones--before the Skeleton Crew does.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ghost to Ghost - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Delia holds a seance and summons Lydia's favourite (deceased) actor, Boris To Death. Although Lydia is thrilled by the visit, BJ is less than ecstatic. But when Boris reveals his evil plan to kick the Deetzes out of their home, Lydia has to change her opinion, and quick.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Smell-a-Thon - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When BJ finds out about the Save-The-Whales Telethon Lydia is involved in, he gets an idea: hold his own telethon and make a fortune! So he holds a Save-The-Smells Telethon to do just that--until he actually, truly, begins to believe in his cause. Who would have thought? Apparently nobody, because when the telethon money mysteriously disappears, Public Opinion rises squarely against Beetlejuice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063803 +0000" stop="20260415072435 +0000" channel="C542.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Second Door - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite David's warnings, Louise can't shake her concern for Adele, who sows seeds of doubt over what happened with Rob on her family estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061656 +0000" stop="20260415065726 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feeling Exposed - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Kara's discovery that Mary Jane is sleeping with Justin sends their friendship into a tailspin and upsets the power dynamic at the studio. Sensing there's more to Mary Jane's break up with Lee, Helen sends Niecy to New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065726 +0000" stop="20260415073749 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feeling Friendless - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Feeling alienated, Mary Jane allows her own party to be transformed into a media event. Niecy returns to Atlanta invigorated and ready to set her dreams in motion. Patrick becomes a montor to a rowdy activist.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Party of Three - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bella works up the nerve to ask Zach on a date, only to have him arrive with a surprise in tow; Troy and Sawyer's favorite movie series leaves Newt unimpressed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062952 +0000" stop="20260415065152 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Grandma - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Bella meets her hero while volunteering at a retirement home; Pepper and Newt face off about decorating a nursery.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bella in the Spotlight - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bella has been recently getting a lot of attention, causing the rest of the team to feel left out. So she and Pepper try to get a local news reporter to do a whole interview, only to find out that he is a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071352 +0000" stop="20260415073551 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doggone Record Breaker - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Troy's father visits just as Troy comes close to breaking his father's touchdown record, so Troy decides to do the unthinkable. Meanwhile, Bella, Sophie, and Pepper help Newt hide a dog at school.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Tailgating - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Bella tries to hide the feelings she still has for Zach when Troy invites them to their tailgate. Troy and Sophie challenge Newt, Pepper, &amp; Sawyer to some tailgate games.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Plenty of Jake to Go Around! - S09E07</title>
    <desc>As small mistakes from the deck team continue to mount, Heather feels like she is at a dead end with Jessica and decides to make a change. A breast cancer survivor arrives and has very particular tastes to the amusement of Chef Rachel. Rayna and Fraser’s frustrations continue to grow as Captain Lee and Eddie’s working relationship is tested.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Compliments of Captain Lee's Travel Agency - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Jessica is unmotivated by service but welcomes a budding romance with Wes as a happy distraction while Captain Lee and Eddie grow weary by the deck crew’s performance. A meat and potatoes family vacation takes an awkward turn when a late night hot tub session becomes too close for comfort. A night out proves to be a critical turning point for the crew of My Seanna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060939 +0000" stop="20260415063235 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Lurk Below - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Our heroes ride a jet belonging to Grandpa Max's old Friend, Donovan Grand Smith, who owns an underwater resort. At the entrance, they receive a warm welcome from Donovan himself, though they also meet with his grandson, Edwin, who didn't seem to be excited about their guests. Later, when Edwin, Ben, and Gwen enter the Undersea Manta Ray, a giant submarine, they encounter strange aliens that threatened to destroy the whole resort. While the kids find a way to cooperate with each other to find the source that lures them in, Donovan himself learns a few lessons in how to bond better with his grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ghostfreaked Out - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A terrorizing nightmare of Ghostfreak is half the trouble for an unnerved Ben, as a tour of an important academy that Gwen wishes to attend is disturbed by the uncanny alien's manifestations and the antics of Acid Breath, Frightwig, and Thumbskull.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dr. Animo and the Mutant Ray - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tennysons arrive at a swamp, where a festivities of Gatorfest start first thing the next day. Gwen finds Ben playing around with the Omnitrix, and she warns him that it may create unusual problems. Without heeding Max and Gwen's warning, he pops the face out, and the Omnitrix acts up. Right away, something was wrong, though it was gone unnoticed, at least, until the next day. Gator-fest was going along well, but the giant frog of Dr. Animo comes in to disrupt it. Dr. Animo has returned, and he wants to take revenge on Ben. But when Ben goes alien, he transforms into a hybrid alien with unbalanced attributes. Will Ben ever learn his lesson in listening for a change?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071812 +0000" stop="20260415074058 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back with a Vengeance - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Megacruiser flies solo in space, and inside Kevin examines the giant ice block found in space. Inside the mass, held Vilgax, and Kevin underestimated his current situation. He was very much alive and well, and they soon create a partnership after learning that they were both after the same person. On Earth, Ben plays around with the Omnitrix, hoping to find a better way of controlling it. Eventually, he finds the master control of the Omnitrix, giving him the ability to alternate between aliens, as well as prolong his duration with a form. Although his discovery has given him a stronger advantage, will it be enough to stop the danger that lies ahead?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060108 +0000" stop="20260415061159 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Filth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ben is tasked with cleaning the Rust Bucket, but when he is tricked into letting the villainous and vile Fly Guys steal it, he must chase them down before they create an unstoppable maggot monster.
Air date from Australia</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061159 +0000" stop="20260415062322 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freaky Gwen Ben - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When Ben interferes with malicious magician Hex's quest for the earth-moving Titan Gloves at a swap meet, he switches bodies with Gwen forcing him to walk a mile in her shoes and vice-versa!
Air date from Australia</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Waterfilter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Max's trip to Niagara Falls is cut short by the horrid Hydromanders - creatures menacing them and their fellow tourists.
Air date from the UK and Australia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063444 +0000" stop="20260415064606 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ring Leader - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While winning big on a Sumo Slammers video game, Ben gets the idea to win a wrestling match for real until an intimidating wrestler named Iron Kyle decides to make it a true challenge.
Air date from the UK</desc>
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    <title>Riding the Storm Out - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen's camping trip is interrupted by the emotionless Weatherheads - Gust-o, Hail-o, &amp; Shock-o - but a malfunctioning Omnitrix firing out a mishmash of aliens may not be the forecast for success.
Air date from Australia</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Take 10 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While trying to film his own indie film, Ben accidentally allows the Bug Gang to go free and when he takes the fight to their hidden lair, Ben has to take on their narcissistic leader - the Ant Queen.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070819 +0000" stop="20260415071941 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown College - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Ben is teaming up with Max's old colleagues to stop the insane Clown Zombozo.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071941 +0000" stop="20260415073103 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something I Ate - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Tennysons visit Fort Know, but it does not last long till Ben has to fight a monster.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073103 +0000" stop="20260415074226 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shhh! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While chilling at a monastery with a no-noise policy, Ben can't keep quiet and accidentally awakens a dangerous Dragon hidden in a secret chamber below the hallowed halls - a job that might be too much for even Diamondhead.
Air date from Australia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074226 +0000" stop="20260415075349 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rustbucket RIP - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Ben finds a rare map in the historical village Oldeville. Billy Billions wants that map so he challenges Ben with his high-tech drones.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060901 +0000" stop="20260415063134 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Charm's Way - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin is beginning to lose all hope that he will someday return to his human self. He then meets a girl who doesn't seem to mind the form he is in. Kevin finds himself under her spell, quite literally, as Charmcaster has come back to exact revenge on Ben and Gwen. Kevin, under Charmcaster's spell, has no choice but to obey his master and destroy Ben and Gwen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063134 +0000" stop="20260415065430 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Town - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Vilgax promises Ghostfreak to spring him out of prison as long as he tells him the secrets of the Omnitrix, but when Ghostfreak betrays him and turns his people into his minions, Vilgax comes to Earth and asks for Ben, Gwen and Kevin's help to get rid of Ghostfreak.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight to Remember - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Enemy of My Frenemy - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Kevin set out to rescue Charmcaster from Ledgerdomain, but, unbeknownst to them, Charmcaster has plans of her own.</desc>
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    <title>Couples Retreat - S02E26</title>
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    <desc>Ben and Holly set out on a Christmas rescue mission to save the 3 trapped grown-ups from Part 1, but they all end up in Lucy's house for a Merry Christmas with Lucy and her family!</desc>
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    <title>The Royal Fairy Picnic - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Gaston The Ladybird - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Holly's Magic Wand - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Elf Farm - S01E04</title>
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    <title>The Common Market Square Dance - S04E02</title>
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2.Benny's Ballad: When I Was a Lad
3.Benny's Television Bloopers
4.Fred Scuttle: Striptease Cabaret
5.The Christmas Booze-Up
6.The Ladybirds: Don't Stop The Music
7.Benny's Advertising Bloopers
8.Yackanory
9.Benny's Ballad: Portable TV Set
10.An American in Britain and Benny's Ballad: The Common Market Square Dance
11.Closing: Peeping Trees / Army Camouflage Unit</desc>
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    <title>Meet The Grandparents - S02E21</title>
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    <title>For a Few Dollars More - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Eye of the Tiger - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Namaste - S05E04</title>
    <desc>As Jimmy doubles down on Saul Goodman, a deeply conflicted Kim brings him an interesting proposition. Gus makes a sacrifice in order to play the long game. Mike attempts to smooth things over with his family.</desc>
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    <title>Dedicado a Max - S05E05</title>
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    <title>Secrets and Lives - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.</desc>
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    <title>Love Blurts - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Battle of the Bulbs - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Topless Anyone? - S06E20</title>
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    <title>The Great Snow - S06E21</title>
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    <title>The Great Tag-Team Match - S06E23</title>
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    <title>You Say Goodbye, I Say Hello - S09E07</title>
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    <title>I'm Back Because - S09E08</title>
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    <title>My What Big Ears You Have - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Endora puts a spell on Darrin which causes his ears to grow anytime he lies. Unfortunately he has a surprise present for Samantha which he has to be sneaky about.</desc>
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    <title>I Get Your Nanny, You Get My Goat - S04E15</title>
    <desc>After hiring a magical nanny, her previous employer comes looking for her with a vengeance and zaps Darrin into a mirror.</desc>
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    <title>Humbug Not to Be Spoken Here - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Samantha takes a miserly client of Darrin's to the North Pole on Christmas Eve to meet Santa Claus.</desc>
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    <title>Samantha's Da Vinci Dilemma - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Instead of a house painter, Aunt Clara goofs and conjures up Leonardo da Vinci.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The community of Shipton Abbott is rocked when a beloved painting disappears in a seemingly impossible heist. Humphrey tries his best to find some common ground with Archie.</desc>
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    <title>Chowchilla - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Valley State Prison for Women.</desc>
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    <title>The Perspiration Implementation - S09E05</title>
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    <title>The Helium Insufficiency - S09E06</title>
    <desc>In the midst of a nation-wide helium shortage, Sheldon and Leonard take desperate measures to get the supplies they need. Also, Penny and Bernadette download a dating app on Amy's phone to try and find her a new man.</desc>
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    <title>The Spock Resonance - S09E07</title>
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    <title>The Mystery Date Observation - S09E08</title>
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    <title>The Platonic Permutation - S09E09</title>
    <desc>It’s Thanksgiving. Sheldon and Amy go on a lunch date to the aquarium as friends. Meanwhile, Howard, Bernadette, Raj and Emily help out at a soup kitchen and Leonard and Penny make their first Thanksgiving dinner as a married couple.</desc>
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    <title>BB App Store #3; Nominations #3 - S20E09</title>
    <desc>Scotty got the HoH power, but a twist could hack his game!</desc>
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    <title>Power of Veto #3 - S20E10</title>
    <desc>Divisions mount with the bromance on the block, and Houseguests spin for the win in a dizzy disco-themed veto competition!</desc>
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    <title>Truce Bomb - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tilly tries to solve a long-standing feud between Gramma and Mr. Grigorian.</desc>
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    <title>Trivia Night - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cricket wants to prove to his family that he isn’t dumb during trivia night at the café.</desc>
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    <title>Big Trouble - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Tilly gets punished for the first time and decides to break bad.</desc>
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    <title>DependaBill - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bill tries too hard to impress a neighbor. Tilly investigates a sock conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>The Delivernator - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Cricket races against a robot to save his delivery job, while Gramma fights an ant infestation!</desc>
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    <title>Listen Up! - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cricket loses his hearing and keeps it a secret from Bill.</desc>
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    <title>Big Picture - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Greens go to a hipster drive-in movie, where Gloria proves her life is fun by taking the perfect Snap-A-Gram photo.</desc>
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    <title>Rembo - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Remy is determined to be a martial arts warrior after freezing in the face of danger.</desc>
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    <title>Living the Dream - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Madeline irks Renata; Celeste succumbs to Perry's charms; Jane opens up to Madeline about her past.</desc>
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    <title>Push Comes to Shove - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Nathan invites Madeline and Ed to a dinner to discuss Abigail; Celeste backs Madeline's play, despite Perry's concerns; Jane unlocks a key to her past.</desc>
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    <title>Steve the Virgin - S02E04</title>
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    <title>The Planned Parenthood Show - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Drug Buddies - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With the mill still desperately short of red cedar, Kevin moves his log salvaging operation to Barkley Sound to chase bigger logs; Sarah hustles to keep her clients happy.</desc>
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    <title>Under Pressure - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After Kevin almost loses his log salvaging bounty, he heads back up the mountainside to blast a huge boulder in his way, while the risk of forest fires threatens to shut him down.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Crib - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The boys are not thrilled with their boring apartment at the Palm Woods and hatch a plan to improve it when Gustavo creates a fun "fake" living area for them on a soundstage for an upcoming EPK shoot. The guys enlist the help of all their friends at Palm Woods to move all the cool games and gadgets from the set to their apartment.</desc>
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    <title>His Butler, Serving - S05E04</title>
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    <title>The Johnson Show - S02E21</title>
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    <title>The Scimitar - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Decembrist - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Cattle Drive - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Dragon Island Duel - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Fired Up! - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Dino Dash - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Truck or Treat - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Creeping Terror, the Second Victim - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Commander Yamamoto gathers the other captains and tells them about what is being done to find Aizen. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Ichigo and the others are looking for clues to find Orihime. They recieve a phone call from a girl; she wants them to play a game and if they win she says she will return Orihime to them.</desc>
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    <title>Break Through! The Trap Hidden in the Labyrinth - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Death Game! The Missing Classmate - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After they arrive at school; Rinrin tells Ichigo and the others about the next game. One of them is an imposter and they must find out who it is before noon or everyone in their school will disappear.</desc>
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    <title>True Identity of the Devil, the Secret Which Is Revealed - S04E05</title>
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    <title>5 - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S01E10</title>
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    <title>A Tale of Two Sisters - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A bloody showdown takes place at the Molapo house and Puleng plots another escape — but will the perpetrators of all this pain ever see justice?</desc>
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    <title>She's a Skeleton Now - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Back Home, But Not Really - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Black Curtain exits inside Fuyumi's room and Staz immediately begins criticizing her plain way of life. Afterwards, Staz suggests that he enroll as a transfer student at Fuyumi's high school and they run into her upset father but Staz sprays him with his diluted saliva altering his behavior and explaining that it possesses the property of controlling humans. later, Staz enters into a fit of excitement while marveling at the human world, and upon arriving at Fuyumi's school, sprays its entire population with his saliva and allowing Fuyumi to fit in as if nothing happened. Although, she soon learns that the chemical only creates false memories, at which point, her body starts disappearing much to her shock. Staz has her suck some of his blood, which restores her demon existence. Afterwards, Staz finds himself strangely uninterested in sucking the blood of humans other than Fuyumi. Later they return to Fuyumi's house to discover a woman calling herself Hydra-Bell. Bell reveals that she didn't leave the "Black Curtain" out by choice and that she had known about Staz's doppelganger to which Staz deduces that she intends to blackmail him into giving up his territory, before she uses spatial magic to transport him to point in the human world and threatens to kill Fuyumi if he doesn't get an item from a demon clothing store for her. Afterwards, Hydra Bell explains that she had been looking for the person who stole the Black Curtain from her. Meanwhile, Staz enters into a pointless fight with the store owner, until Bell and Fuyumi show up and the latter explains that Bell had only been testing Staz, in her search for someone with powerful magic. Finally Bell reveals that the only thing capable of bringing Fuyumi back to life is "The Book of Human Resurrection" which she had sold to the boss of the Demon World's Western District: Wolf.</desc>
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    <title>You Had It All Along - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Wolf continues to expand his territory within the Demon World while Staz enlists Mamejirou along with Fuyumi to help track him down. Meanwhile, Bell still suspicious of Staz, continues to observe him. Staz and co. board a special demon carriage and end up meeting Wolf en route to another territorial battle. After a bit of casual rivalry, Staz tries to get Wolf to help him in obtaining the book which the latter deems too frivolous an exploit of his time. Seeing no other alternative, Staz proposes that they have a competition, with Wolf wagering to help Staz find the book should Staz win, and Staz wagering Fuyumi herself should Wolf win. Afterwards Staz starts preparing for a bowling competition, elaborating to Fuyumi, a plan to cheat using his manipulative magic although Wolf has a boxing match prepared instead. As they both step into the ring, Staz begins the fight with a clinch tactic but Wolf ends up dominating the rest of the match, believing that Staz would use up all of his magic healing his wounds. However in a dramatic turn of events, Wolf ends up being the one whose magic depletes since Staz had bitten him during their clinch and had been absorbing his magic ever since. As Staz starts gaining the upper hand, Wolf enters a partial werewolf transformation and begins patronizing Staz's motives of helping Fuyumi, claiming that Staz only uses his vampiric powers when it benefits him. This angers Staz to the point of almost killing Wolf with his ZIP spell, although the match is stopped by a tearful Fuyumi along with Bell who transports them all to another building. Here Bell reveals that she had the book all along and was merely toying with the group. Finally obtaining the book, Staz and co. try and fail to read its anagrammatic text, with the only person capable of deciphering it being the book's author which shocks Staz when he turns back to the first page.
In the epilogue, Staz grows terrified when he learns that the book's author is non other than his older b</desc>
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    <title>To Demon World Acropolis - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Staz's reluctance to visit Braz in Acropolis enrages Wolf who forces him to finish that which he had started while also threatening Bell to use her Spatial Magic to take Staz to Acropolis. Wolf then kicks Staz into a newly opened portal where he ends up in Bell's bedroom. Here Bell once again tries testing Staz but he instead questions her true motive. Bell reveals that Staz's magic acts as though it leaks out of a seal prompting him to explain his history with Braz. Staz explains that when he was younger, Braz conducted numerous torturous experiments on him for the purpose of sealing away his magic, which Braz had managed by shooting a bullet directly into his heart thus creating a seal that only he can remove. Upon learning this, Bell finally confirms that Staz isn't the magic thief since he simply wasn't powerful enough to steal her Black Curtain, but this only makes her more curious about Staz's true power. Bell then tries to provoke Staz by locking him in her spatial grid room until he promises to have Braz remove the seal. Staz agrees and states that when his seal is removed he will use his full magic power and actually steal her spatial magic. Afterwards Bell treats Staz to sushi and begins falling for him against her better judgement. Meanwhile, back in the Demon World, Fuyumi's body starts vanishing once more, prompting Wolf to hurriedly take her to the mad-scientist: Franken Stein. Finally Bell takes Staz to Acropolis and decides to cause some trouble to force him into breaking the magical seal. Staz decides to sneak into Braz's castle but ends up being caught by his little sister and Warden of the Demon World: Liz T. Blood who had disowned him because of his betrayal and imprisons him in the prison known as "Liz's Toy Box". Staz's fellow inmates then trick him into pushing a suspicious button in his cell which opens to a corridor.
In the epilogue, after being led to another room, Staz once again encounters Liz who explains that a prisoner can leave at an</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061043 +0000" stop="20260415064148 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weights &amp; Measures - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Seraphim faces harsh judgment in the Underworld and receives an unexpected offer from Hades, who reveals the true origin of the Eleusinian Stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064148 +0000" stop="20260415071336 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Is Born - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Heron seeks guidance from the smithing god Hephaestus. To win Seraphim's allegiance, Hades tempts him with a promise to bring peace to a lost love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071336 +0000" stop="20260415074138 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral Games - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While mourning their fallen king, the immortals honor Zeus with celebratory games. But the competition between Ares and Heron grows brutally violent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063028 +0000" stop="20260415072940 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With Robert’s condition uncertain, Danny re-considers staying in Islamorada. Meg’s personal and professional obligations become overwhelming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061623 +0000" stop="20260415064309 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runway Walk - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The artists find inspiration in high fashion as they design intricately crafted accessories, including a braided handbag and a pair of socks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064309 +0000" stop="20260415071148 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light My Fire - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Season 1's champ returns to issue an intense challenge: concoct a sculpture that captures the heat, energy and emotion of fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071148 +0000" stop="20260415073859 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale - S02E10</title>
    <desc>In the final faceoff, the top two contestants fill a gallery space with a showstopping installation, and one talented artist takes home the title.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061311 +0000" stop="20260415065543 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Age of Innocence - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When an unidentified young girl is found murdered at a debutante ball, Danny and Jackie look to the prostitute found giving her a hard time on the hotel’s surveillance camera for clues. Meanwhile, Nicky gets a glimpse of her first murder victim as she rides along with Danny when he gets the call to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065543 +0000" stop="20260415073844 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silver Star - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When a former U.S. Marine and war hero-turned-homeless man is found murdered, Danny, a former Marine himself, feels a personal connection and is determined to find the killer. Meanwhile, erroneous information about Frank running for mayor is leaked to the press.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061556 +0000" stop="20260415064004 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Chef - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Rin and Yukio find that the responsible for their meals at the dormitory was Ukoback, a cooking familiar appointed by Mephisto Pheles to aid them. They also learn how Ukoback can be troublesome when he gets angry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064004 +0000" stop="20260415070411 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Flock of Plovers - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Eager to make new friendships, Shiemi asks her classmate Izumo Kamiki to be her friend and she pretends to agree, but Rin soon realizes Izumo is just taking advantage of Shiemi's kindness instead. Later, the students are reunited at the old dormitory to take part in the Exwire exam, where a demon attacks Izumo and her friend Paku by surprise and it's up to Rin and Shiemi to protect them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070411 +0000" stop="20260415072817 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now a Certain Man was Sick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Still troubled after her friend Paku decides to leave the Exorcist lessons, Kamiki gets involved in a fight with Bon and the entire class end up punished by Yukio. Just after Yukio leaves for a mission, the students are attacked by another ghoul and while trying to help the others, Rin learns that the monster was sent by one of his teachers who wanted to confirm that he is the son of Satan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072817 +0000" stop="20260415075234 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mephisto Pheles reveals to the students that the ghoul attack was actually part of the Esquire exam and how they dealt with the threat will count as part of their evaluation. Yukio confronts Neuhaus about his reasons to force Rin to use his demonic powers during the exam and he claims that all he did was under Mephisto's orders. However, it does not take much for Yukio to realize Neuhaus' real intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060526 +0000" stop="20260415063006 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Words - S03E26</title>
    <desc>This episode is all about words - even Blue's Clues are all words. Blue has a big bag of words from which we pull out such fun words as ""wiggle"" and ""enormous."" We help Mr. Salt and Pepper to prepare a sald for their friends Mr. Oil, Mrs. Vinegar and Vinaigrette by using associations to figure out the meanings of new words. Later, we skiddoo, oddly enough, into a blank piece of paper. We soon learn that by using the power of words, a blank piece of paper can become an imaginative and exciting journey down a road leading to an exciting party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063006 +0000" stop="20260415065451 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shy - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Magenta's owner, Miranda, comes over to the Blue's Clues house to return a book that she borrowed from Steve. She also has a video of Magenta that she wants to watch together with Steve and Blue later. Unfortunately, meeting new people can sometimes cause one to be shy. In this episode, we help some of our friends to feel less shy. We help Shovel to play with Pail's new friend, Sifter. Later, in the Blue Skiddoo segment, we help some of Blue's classmates at her school with some things that they're shy about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065451 +0000" stop="20260415071928 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magenta Gets Glasses - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Magenta has been trouble seeing lately and so she goes to the eye doctor to get glasses. Steve and Blue help her out and we get to see how an eye test works. Later, we help her pick out her glasses and also help out when she's a bit shy about wearing them in public.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071928 +0000" stop="20260415074416 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Environments - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Today, the characters are all learning about different environments. As always, one great way to learn is to skiddoo and so we skiddoo into a globe and meet up with Mother Nature and help her to come up with the lyrics to a song about the grasslands, the tropical rainforest and the arctic tundra. Later, we learn about the favorite environments of some of the other characters and use our newfound knowledge to identify them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060648 +0000" stop="20260415062927 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Show and Tell Surprise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Blue and her friends go through their school day; Blue has something to share at Show and Tell and we play Blue's Clues to figure it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062927 +0000" stop="20260415065207 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Rainy Day Rainbow - S02E14</title>
    <desc>We play Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to play on this rainy day; help Josh get dressed in his rainy-day clothes and skidoo to learn how rainbows are formed; and meet a real rainbow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065207 +0000" stop="20260415071446 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring is Here! - S02E15</title>
    <desc>We play an outdoor game of Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to do on the first day of spring, while learning about the seasons and help butterflies find their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071446 +0000" stop="20260415073726 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Neighborhood Adventure - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are Neighborhood Heroes, helping everyone they meet as they explore our neighborhood. We play Blue’s Clues to figure out where Blue wants to go in the neighborhood and make very important stop to make pizza with Mr. Oregano!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073726 +0000" stop="20260415075959 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Beach Bonanza - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue are Neighborhood Heroes, helping everyone they meet as they explore our neighborhood. We play Blue’s Clues to figure out where Blue wants to go in the neighborhood and make very important stop to make pizza with Mr. Oregano!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060031 +0000" stop="20260415060821 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepytime - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Inside Bingo's dream, Bingo and Floppy have an intergalactic adventure, while the rest of her sleep-deprived family try to navigate Bingo's non-stop night-time bedhopping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060821 +0000" stop="20260415061539 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandad - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Grandad is supposed to be resting, but when Bluey and Bingo go to visit him, he makes a run for it with the kids and takes them on a madcap adventure into the bush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061539 +0000" stop="20260415062259 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seesaw - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Dad has rudely plonked himself on one end of the seesaw. So Bluey and Bingo round up the entire playground to help flip him off, but they still need to find one more friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062259 +0000" stop="20260415063019 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movies - S02E29</title>
    <desc>It is Bluey's first trip to the cinema, but she's worried that the movie will be too scary. When Bingo starts running amok in the theatre, she must conquer her fear and help Dad out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063019 +0000" stop="20260415063738 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Library - S02E30</title>
    <desc>When Muffin is told that she is special by her Dad, she interprets it as an excuse to do anything she wants, which means playing Bluey and Bingo's game of Library her way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063738 +0000" stop="20260415064458 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barky Boats - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Mackenzie are excited to spend time with their two buddies Mia and Captain. When the older kids run off to play together without them, Calypso explains that growing up can be hard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064458 +0000" stop="20260415065218 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burger Shop - S02E32</title>
    <desc>It's time for Bluey and Bingo to get out of the bath. But Dad has decided not to tell them what to do and gets roped into a game of Burger Shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065218 +0000" stop="20260415065938 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Bluey is the ringmaster in a game of circus with her friends, but Hercules wants to play his motorcycle game instead. Luckily Bluey has a solution to keep everyone happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065938 +0000" stop="20260415070657 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swim School - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Mum, Dad and Bingo must complete both their classes to pass Swim School but pleasing strict Big Fish instructor Margaret (aka Bluey) is proving very difficult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070657 +0000" stop="20260415071415 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Café - S02E35</title>
    <desc>In the park Bluey meets a new playmate Winnie, but when Bluey wants to invite her and her dad home for breakfast, she learns that adults take a little bit longer to make friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071415 +0000" stop="20260415072133 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Postman - S02E36</title>
    <desc>When Mum and Dad have a disagreement, Bluey makes Dad write a love letter to Mum to make up. Now Bluey must find a way to play Ground's Lava with Bingo and deliver the letter to Mum, without squabbling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072133 +0000" stop="20260415072851 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quiet Game - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo are playing "The Quiet Game" and won't use words to tell Dad which toy to buy for Muffin. At his wits end, Dad recruits new store clerk Alfie to help interpret the girls miming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072851 +0000" stop="20260415073611 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr Monkeyjocks - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Dad thinks the kids have too many toys and suggests a chuck out. To save their beloved Mr Monkeyjocks from getting the chop, Bluey and Bingo must prove he is special.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073611 +0000" stop="20260415074329 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Babysitter - S02E39</title>
    <desc>When Uncle Rad and Frisky accidentally turn up to babysit Bluey and Bingo on the same night, they have to work together to make Bluey feel better about babysitter putdowns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074329 +0000" stop="20260415075050 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Mood - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Bingo is playing Bad Mood with Dad, standing on his feet as Dad stomps around the house, controlling everything Bingo does and causing chaos. But how will Bluey get her to snap out of it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075050 +0000" stop="20260415075810 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Octopus - S02E41</title>
    <desc>When Chloe tries to teach her Dad to improvise and play Bluey's game of Octopus at home, he finds it hard to understand or enjoy, until they both realise, they can play it their own way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062436 +0000" stop="20260415072309 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Georgia Peaches - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Undercut by Nucky, who has a new source for alcohol, Jimmy and his partners look to cultivate a new revenue stream in Atlantic City. With the peak tourist season approaching, the Commodore’s crew faces a choice in dealing with the city’s striking workers; either negotiate or fight back. Fearing that sin has led to misfortune, Margaret approaches Father Brennan with an “act of devotion.” Nucky gets a new lawyer. Van Alden faces an uncertain future. Manny Horvitz takes exception to a debt payment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060724 +0000" stop="20260415061721 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travis' New Garage - S18E08</title>
    <desc>Seeing how happy Bob and Wendy are when he finds their lost property at the yard, Roley wants to find more lost things. However, the team have a big job building Travis a garage, and Bob isn't sure Roley will have enough time to find lost property as well. When they discover that an important piece of paper has gone missing, Roley's lost property skills are put to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061721 +0000" stop="20260415062720 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scratch and the Dream Home - S18E09</title>
    <desc>Bob, Wendy and the machines are at Farmer Pickles' Farm, ready to build Spud's new room. When Farmer Pickles says that his farm house is his dream home, Scratch gets the idea that Spud should have his own dream room too. His excitement rubs off on Spud, who decides that if it's his dream room, he can have whatever he wants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062720 +0000" stop="20260415063718 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stage Struck Dizzy - S18E10</title>
    <desc>The team go to the theatre to build a storage shed. Dickie Olivier tells them that they can build the walls from some old sets, but not the ones needed for the play that evening. Dizzy wishes she could be in the play like Spud, and decides to help him practise. However, she hasn't been paying attention and they accidentally borrow the important pieces of set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063718 +0000" stop="20260415064715 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley and the Fox - S18E11</title>
    <desc>The team are building a jungle themed mini golf course, but when a wild fox turns up and follows him around, Roley is convinced that this wild animal must have lost its friends and decides to be its new one! Meanwhile, Bob is wondering where all the golf balls have disappeared to - there's only one bucketful left.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064715 +0000" stop="20260415065717 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Scrambler - S18E12</title>
    <desc>Scrambler wants to be a Super-Smasher hero while he builds Farmer Pickles' milk shed. He works alongside the whole Can-Do Crew, to get the job done! Wendy, Travis, and Muck show the team there's more to strength than lifting heavy blocks and that following instructions is always important. Bob and his crew finish the job with the super power of tools and teamwork!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065717 +0000" stop="20260415070714 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley's Weather Rap - S18E13</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415070714 +0000" stop="20260415071712 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob and the Trampoline - S18E14</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415071712 +0000" stop="20260415072821 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky-High Scoop - S19E01</title>
    <desc>Bob and the team are finishing putting in the lift (elevator in the US version) for a new skyscraper in Spring City. Muck is curious what is a lift and Bob explains people would get tired climbing stairs in tall buildings so they have little carriages called lifts which take people up to the top of the building. Mayor Madison and Mr Bentley arrive to take a picture for tomorrow's picture on the newspaper but the team haven't put the lift in so they plan to come back at 4 o'clock.

Scoop, Muck and Lofty load Tiny's cage to lift for Bob, Wendy and Leo. Scoop still feels jealous and plans to ride in the carriage. Muck asks him questions while Scoop goes up and Scoop replies that he can see Spring City and its a long way down. When Bob, Wendy and Leo come down and look up. Bob tells Tiny to stop and he does but one of the chains holding the cage snaps and Scoop finds himself in a part of the skyscraper. Bob has a plan. He tells Wendy to get the welding equipment and Leo says he'll get the welding masks and he and Wendy get the said stuff. Bob and Wendy then weld the chain back together and Bob rides up in the cage to get Scoop. Scoop is frightened and Won't come to the carriage to Bob plans to get him but Scoop says it's dangerous so he comes to him, but Scoop decides to drive to him.. Bob and Scoop arrive down. Leo and Bob then finish the lift while Wendy does the electricity. Mayor Madison arrive for the picture. Mayor Madison and Mr Bentley must wear hard hats while being at the top. Gull lands on Mayor Madison's hat and she asks Mr Bentley to help but he keeps taking pictures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072821 +0000" stop="20260415073932 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milkshake Mixup - S19E02</title>
    <desc>Bob and the team are finishing the new Milk Shake Bar, and Scoop is inspired when he sees Chef Tattie experimenting with all kinds of ingredients. Scoop's assignment is to mix concrete to complete the parking lot, and he decides he wants to experiment too. Bob and Wendy are having fun tasting milkshakes, so they aren't aware that Scoop is mixing all kinds of crazy materials into the concrete in an effort to make the parking lot look fun. The next morning, Scoop enthusiastically rolls into the parking lot, only to notice that the concrete isn't dry. Now they have to start all over! Bob gives Scoop the "proper" colorful materials to mix into the concrete. Soon it is dry, and looks just as terrific as Chef Tattie's Milk Shake Bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073932 +0000" stop="20260415075042 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kitchen Whiz - S19E03</title>
    <desc>Bob is in the kitchen preparing lunch for the team when a hungry Pilchard sneaks into his bag and hitches a ride to work. The day's job is at Chef Tattie's UFO-themed revolving restaurant, where Bob is building the kitchen, Wendy is wiring the revolving floor, and Leo and the machines are decorating the entrance. Pilchard climbs out of Bob's bag and causes strange things to happen on the site, prompting the Machines to think there is an alien. When the restaurant starts revolving at high speed, Bob saves the day by luring Pilchard off the remote control with a sandwich. Together, the team finishes the restaurant in time, and the Machines discover that the "alien" was actually Pilchard.</desc>
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    <title>Spaghetti Western and Meatballs - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous.</desc>
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    <title>Burger War - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Bob's eccentric landlord, Mr. Fischoeder, pays the family a visit, he informs Bob that his rival across the street, Jimmy Pesto of Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, wants to take over Bob's lease so that he can expand his gift shop. With little time and not enough money, the Belcher family must cook up some business or luck to save the restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Weekend at Mort's - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bob and his family are forced to spend the weekend at Mort the Mortician's while the restaurant is being de-molded. Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female mortician he meets online while Tina babysits Gene and Louise in Mort’s crematorium.</desc>
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    <title>Lobsterfest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After the town's annual Lobsterfest is cancelled by a storm, Bob defiantly opens his doors for a festive celebration. When he wakes the next morning, Bob finds the restaurant in disarray and that the town has spurned him, but Bob won't let that deter him from further involvement in the celebratory weekend.</desc>
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    <title>Torpedo - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bob's hero, a washed-up baseball player named Torpedo Jones, starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends Bob, but the dark underbelly of minor league baseball threatens to corrupt the Belchers.</desc>
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    <title>Say Anything - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BoJack sabotages himself with an epic bender; Princess Carolyn's agency merges with another.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062848 +0000" stop="20260415065418 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Telescope - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When he learns that his old friend from "Horsin' Around" is dying, BoJack tries to mend fences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065418 +0000" stop="20260415072002 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horse Majeure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A lovestruck BoJack tries to sabotage a wedding; Todd accepts a surprising new professional role.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072002 +0000" stop="20260415074531 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Trick Pony - S01E10</title>
    <desc>BoJack shoots a movie at Mr. Peanutbutter’s house; Diane finishes her book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061055 +0000" stop="20260415062949 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, January 3, 2025 - S38E76</title>
    <desc>Brooke takes a bold leap, finally revealing her secrets hidden from Ridge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062949 +0000" stop="20260415064845 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, January 6, 2025 - S38E77</title>
    <desc>Bill hides Luna as he faces Electra for the first time. Brooke and Ridge face betrayal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064845 +0000" stop="20260415070739 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, January 7, 2025 - S38E78</title>
    <desc>Fanny Greyson pitches her fragrance line to Hope and Carter. Famous perfumier Daphne Rose makes a bid for her line at Forrester Creations. Steffy reveals her plan to take Forrester from Hope and Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070739 +0000" stop="20260415072702 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, January 8, 2025 - S38E79</title>
    <desc>CEO Brooke gives the green light to the new fragrance line, leaving Hope and Carter overjoyed. Taylor and Ridge share a fiery kiss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072702 +0000" stop="20260415074554 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, January 9, 2025 - S38E80</title>
    <desc>Ridge gifts Taylor a gown he designed, igniting their night of romance and passion. Hope comforts Brooke and urges her to stay CEO of the new company.</desc>
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    <title>Badge Without Honor - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam's life is saved by an enigmatic U. S. Marshal who has come to Virginia City to arrest a friend of the Cartwrights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065650 +0000" stop="20260415074646 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mill - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Cartwrights construct a grist mill to provide income for a crippled rancher who blames Ben for his predicament.  Ben has to contend with the man's depraved caretaker, and finds himself attracted to his wife.  "Sons can't be everything," Ben tells her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061518 +0000" stop="20260415065733 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Putter in the Rough - S10E14</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersonian team unravels an unexpectedly competitive world of mini-golf as they try to figure out the murder of the sport’s superstar. Meanwhile, Brennan is worried her father Max is reverting to his criminal tendencies and “squintern” Wendell Bray enlists Hodgins to help him fix his girlfriend’s family heirloom</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065733 +0000" stop="20260415074114 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye in the Sky - S10E15</title>
    <desc>When the remains of a high-stakes gambler are found in an industrial shredder, Booth risks relapsing into his gambling addiction as he and Brennan delve into the world of underground poker. Meanwhile, Hodgins invents a new product related to the lab, and Brennan and Booth find out some exciting news.</desc>
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    <title>Booba in the Future - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adventures through magic wardrobe are filled with twists. Booba wanted to go to the seaside but instead travelled to the future! Who will he meet there?</desc>
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    <title>Juice - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Fresh fruits look so delicious! One wants to eat them all! Or maybe squeeze some juice? Booba will do anything to quench his thirst.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061325 +0000" stop="20260415061804 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clay Crafts - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola discover modelling clay in an artists’ workshop. They can now make vases, flower pots, fruits, cheese…Well, what else will the friends create?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061804 +0000" stop="20260415062251 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firefighter - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Booba explores a fire museum, tests a fire extinguisher, tries on a fire helmet and even becomes a true firefighter saving his friends from a real pickle!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062251 +0000" stop="20260415062742 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Everyone is getting ready for Easter. And Booba and Loola suddenly get into a sweets factory. They are eager to make colorful chocolate eggs and have a lot of fun!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062742 +0000" stop="20260415063236 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Fairy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>What should you do if a baby tooth falls out? Wait for a tooth fairy, of course! Booba is eager to get her attention and a shining coin. It’s not that easy but it’s fun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063236 +0000" stop="20260415063727 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funfair - S03E13</title>
    <desc>There are so many different attractions in the theme park! On which of them will Booba be able to get a coin that he needs to win the top prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063727 +0000" stop="20260415064218 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watermelon - S03E14</title>
    <desc>What could be better than a ripe, juicy watermelon? Booba and his friends will show you how to correctly share out a watermelon among everyone!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064218 +0000" stop="20260415064712 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Lamp - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Everyone needs a vacation, even a genie! But Booba, Loola and their friends have so many wishes. Who will make them come true?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064712 +0000" stop="20260415065204 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Science Museum - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Booba can find cheese everywhere, even in a science museum. There he incidentally took part in a baffling experiment like in a real lab. This made the museum a really mysterious spot!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065204 +0000" stop="20260415065655 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild West - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in the Wild West, where he fights for a delicious piece of cheese!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065655 +0000" stop="20260415070149 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Submarine Adventure - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Booba in a submarine goes down under the water, where he meets a fish and catches pearls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070149 +0000" stop="20260415070639 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Photo Booth - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When you're bored and have no one to talk to, you just need to find a magic photo booth and clone yourself. That's exactly what Booba did. He made copies of himself with different hobbies and interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070639 +0000" stop="20260415071134 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underwater Adventure - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends can find a fairy tale wherever they go. Even the ball pool in the entertainment center can lead to the underwater kingdom of the Sea King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071134 +0000" stop="20260415071629 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Trouble - S03E21</title>
    <desc>How do you open a can? Booba knows all about that. Here's what'll help: chopsticks, a magic hat, a racket, a club - and, of course, true friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071629 +0000" stop="20260415072121 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Adventure - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Booba has conquered the entire Earth, but now it's time to leave for distant planets and make friends with aliens. Let's get in the rocket and blast off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072121 +0000" stop="20260415072615 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Obstacle Course Chaos - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Our amazing obstacle course isn't exactly easy-breezy. But Booba and his friends will try to win the sweet prize waiting for them at the finish line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072615 +0000" stop="20260415073105 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robot - S03E24</title>
    <desc>What will happen if you construct a robot in the wrong way? Booba got not what he expected. But his friends are there to help and fix everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073105 +0000" stop="20260415073559 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Library - S03E25</title>
    <desc>One should be quiet in a library. But it's not so easy for Booba who is craving for fun. Especially once he finds a magic book full of wonders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073559 +0000" stop="20260415074057 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Broomstick - S03E26</title>
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  <programme start="20260415074057 +0000" stop="20260415074751 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Treat! - S04E20</title>
    <desc>While searching for sweets, Booba and his friends end up in an ominous and scary castle. What surprises has its mysterious owner prepared for Halloween?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074751 +0000" stop="20260415075446 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message in a Bottle - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After receiving a message in a bottle, Booba is headed off to a desert island to save Loola. Will it be easy to do? After all, a whole quest awaits Booba in this little corner of paradise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064951 +0000" stop="20260415073544 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mysteries are explored and Boba Fett learns new information.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060422 +0000" stop="20260415062410 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Itis - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Grandad opens "The Itis", the only soul food restaurant in Woodcrest. White people didn't expect it. They also didn't expect high cholesterol, heart disease, and obesity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062410 +0000" stop="20260415064807 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Nab Oprah - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Huey has to stop Riley and a small gang of misfit idiots from nabbing the talk show deity, Oprah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064807 +0000" stop="20260415071041 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riley Wuz Here - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Riley's affinity for grafitti goes too far, Grandad sends him to an art teacher that actually encourages him to do grafitti, only painting murals instead. Meanwhile, Huey discovers a black woman died from watching too much black TV, and decides to watch black TV for 2 weeks to see if that was the cause.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071041 +0000" stop="20260415073219 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wingmen - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Grandad's oldest friend, and possibly his worst friend, Moe, dies, the Freemans go back home and Grandad wants the possession Moe left him. Meanwhile, Huey is eager to see his friend again but both Grandad and Huey both discover to put the past behind them and focus on the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073219 +0000" stop="20260415075446 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Block is Hot - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Its February, and its record temperatures of 90 degrees. Luckily, Jazmine has her lemonade stand open, and does pretty well. Her success catches the eye of corporate tycoon Ed Wuncler. Despite several warnings from Huey, Jazmine then learns the true meaning of "capitalism" when Wuncler decides to buy the stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061237 +0000" stop="20260415063431 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 16 - S01E16</title>
    <desc>In New York City, a laptop belonging to a Caribbean traveler does not compute. A young Brit arrives at Detroit Metro Airport to visit an American cyber pal. At Buffalo Peace Bridge Crossing, a Canadian resident gets testy on his way to purchase motorcycle parts. A Chinese traveler is caught using his cellphone in secondary at Chicago O'Hare International Airport. At the Pacific Highway Border Crossing, a Mexico-bound Canadian has taken steps to avoid a messy situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063431 +0000" stop="20260415065625 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 17 - S01E17</title>
    <desc>In Port Huron, a strong odor leads to secondary for two Americans. An officer discovers gold at Chicago O'Hare Airport. Travelers follow the letter of the law when questioned in Blaine. An inflatable kiddie pool isn't holding water. A mistake on an African student's visa may get him expelled. A private jet is set for inspection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065625 +0000" stop="20260415071819 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S01E18</title>
    <desc>At JFK, officers aren't counting on a couple's fluctuating currency declaration. A wandering traveler's pot pipe is discovered in Blaine. CBP officers question a Mexican national with odd travel plans. In Port Huron, a traveler's past may come back to haunt him. A father and his kids are thirsty for some American pop culture. It's the second time in secondary for two Florida-bound Canadians.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071819 +0000" stop="20260415074013 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S01E19</title>
    <desc>An officer suspects a US resident returning from the Caribbean may be hiding something. Two construction workers were out to lunch when they wound up at the border by mistake. A Canadian has to deliver the truth before visiting his pregnant wife and child in the States. A bounty of bogus bills is discovered at Detroit Metro Airport. Two sassy seniors have Georgia on their minds. At the JFK Mail Facility, a package from Belgium is turning heads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060831 +0000" stop="20260415063748 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Beautiful Blackmailer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jonathan is enlisted to retrieve a sex tape that a female escort is using to extort money from a married New Jersey man. With Ray and George in tow, Jonathan ends up in a motel room with the escort, who attempts to blackmail him as well. Can the very stoned Ray and George save Jonathan's neck before the woman's enraged brother breaks it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063748 +0000" stop="20260415070331 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Stolen Sperm - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Concerned over the sudden disappearance of the two lesbians who have been buying his sperm, Ray enlists Jonathan to help him track the couple down. After breaking into their apartment, Jonathan learns the pair has flown the coop--but not without leaving behind a clue that both shocks and intrigues Ray. Meanwhile, George ignores Jonathan's warnings by publishing a disparaging editorial about Richard Antrem (Oliver Platt), sending his publishing rival into a fit of rage at the local watering hole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070331 +0000" stop="20260415073223 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take a Dive - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Having picked up the gauntlet thrown down by Richard – and having thwarted a blackmail bid aimed at getting Jonathan to take a dive – the Edition team gear up for a tripleheader boxing challenge against their GQ rivals. But with the bouts only hours away, the women in their lives offer some compelling reasons why winning isn’t everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073223 +0000" stop="20260415075704 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from the Dungeon! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jonathan is hired by a police officer to erase the hard drive of an S&amp;M club computer to prevent potentially embarrassing information from coming out as the officer has received word that the club is about to be raided. Leah breaks it off with Ray. George is asked to cut back on expensive meals to prevent the Magazine from going under.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065224 +0000" stop="20260415074120 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Kinds of Truth - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Detective Harry Bosch learns the DA's office is examining new evidence which threatens to overturn an old case, potentially jeopardizing all of Bosch's other convictions. Meanwhile, a robbery turned murder at a local pharmacy exposes an opioid ring that drags Bosch down a dangerous path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062143 +0000" stop="20260415064656 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amy's Career - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Amy's spirits get a temporary boost when her complimenting of a new client's product gets her a shot at producing its ad campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064656 +0000" stop="20260415071210 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Dance - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kip uses the public library commercial he's directing as an excuse to hire Sonny as a dancer, hoping to kick-start her career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071210 +0000" stop="20260415073723 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny Boy - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Kip and Henry (as Buffy and Hildy) subdue two criminals that are robbing the hotel, drawing the attention of the media, and Henry's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060954 +0000" stop="20260415063411 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theo 100 - S04E12</title>
    <desc>With diapers piling up in the Templetons' basement, the Boss Baby crafts a plan to break into Baby Corp, kick out his enemies and take his business back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063411 +0000" stop="20260415065813 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooter Buskie - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The constantly crying "worst baby in the world" is making life miserable for all of his neighbors.  Can Boss Baby's field team turn things around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065813 +0000" stop="20260415072218 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat's in the Cradle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Competition for cuteness heats up when a stray kitten appears on the Templetons' doorstep and the family decides to take him in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072218 +0000" stop="20260415074623 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Fun Night - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Family Fun NIght turns into Baby Work Night when trouble follows the Templetons to the grand opening of a seemingly purr-fect restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063225 +0000" stop="20260415071610 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ass Fat Jungle - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Denise finds herself wanting to sue her own client when Boston's most celebrated plastic surgeon is under fire for unorthodox techniques. Shirley takes on a difficult case involving an Alzheimer's patient which touches her personally. Meanwhile, Alan and Denny fight their own demons as Alan asks his new secretary to protect him from night terrors and Denny undergoes an MRI.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071610 +0000" stop="20260415075844 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When the FBI's hands are tied with red tape, Brad helps Denise go undercover as a rogue agent in order to find a missing boy who is close to her heart.  But when legal and ethical roadblocks appear, they must make some difficult decisions. Meanwhile, Denny's nonchalance regarding the use of firearms becomes a real concern for the other senior partners when he shoots a homeless man in the head with a paintball gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060316 +0000" stop="20260415064705 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunny Boobs &amp; Pooch Patrol - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The boss of Northern Kentucky wants to downsize her million dollar breasts; Dr. Nassif helps a woman with a hot hubby fix her nose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064705 +0000" stop="20260415073055 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reality Star Vixens And Their Afflictions - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Dr. Nassif has a ruff case ahead of him when a dog bite victim needs some TLC; Dr. Dubrow has his hands full with an OG reality star's real world uni-boob situation, while a Charm School dropout needs help.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Boy Meets Real World - S05E02</title>
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    <desc>After Shawn and Cory agree to attend the same college, Shawn learns Cory's made interview plans on his own - and the two decide it's time to go their separate ways. Meanwhile, Eric thinks befriending the dean will ease his and Jack's college experience.</desc>
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    <title>The Witches of Pennbrook - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jack is excited about his new girlfriend, but things take a bad turn when it's revealed that she's a witch, needing to sacrifice a Hunter to ensure her immortality during a Halloween party. An unsuspecting Eric goes on a date with a teenaged witch named Sabrina. Guest Hart crosses over in her role from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. Meanwhile, Cory takes Topanga on her first airplane ride, flown by a not-so-bright pilot.</desc>
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    <title>No Guts, No Cory - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The time ball swallowed by Salem the Cat from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch takes everyone back to the 1940s: Cory becomes a soldier fighting on the dangerous front lines in Europe, who wants his best buddy Shawn to marry his girl Topanga if he doesn't return.</desc>
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    <title>The Only Man In The Sky - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Homelander. America’s greatest Superhero. Defending our shores from sea to shining sea. Today, America honors him on his birthday. And the Vought Shopping Network is celebrating by offering the exclusive Homelander Limited Birthday Edition Gold Coin for only $99.95 (plus tax and shipping) while supplies last. Vought Gold Commemorative Coins: An investment that lasts a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>The Tiki Caves - S04E03</title>
    <desc>An archeologist (Vincent Price) traps the boys in a cave and takes them hostage, insisting that they tell him where they found the idol. Meanwhile, Jan, Marcia and Cindy debate whether to tell Mike and Carol about the boys' whereabouts when they fail to come back for dinner. Part 3 of 3.</desc>
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    <title>Today, I am a Freshman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's the beginning of another school year, and Marcia panics about becoming a freshman, going as far as pretending to be sick. However, after her parents see through Marcia's act, they encourage her to get involved -- but she joins every club available.</desc>
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    <title>Cyrano de Brady - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Smitten with Jan's friend Kerry, Peter seeks Greg's advice on landing a girl. This leads to Greg playing Cyrano for Peter, but Kerry mistakenly thinks Greg is the one who has feelings for her.</desc>
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    <title>Social Media - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Why is social media so addictive? Turns out, it's by design. We'll also explore the science of selfies and why people can be so cruel online.</desc>
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    <title>Germs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>What's the difference between good and bad germs? And how real is the "Five-Second Rule"? It's a dirty topic, but someone's got to cover it.</desc>
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    <title>Superheroes - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Super vision, super hearing and super strength aren't just for mythical heroes. These amazing powers are real -- and, believe it or not, you have them!</desc>
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    <title>Dreams - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Whether they're good or bad, we all have them. But what do dreams mean -- and is it possible to control them? Let's drift off to dreamland to find out.</desc>
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    <title>Psychoklahoma - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Brak and company attempt to raise money to save Senor Science by putting on a musical.</desc>
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    <title>The Eye - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dad and Zorak engage in a good old fashioned staring contest.</desc>
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    <title>Poppy - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Bully - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Zorak has set up a booth were children give him money to beat them up. Unfortunately, the business has been taken over by Butch.</desc>
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    <title>Mother, Did You Move My Chair? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brak tries to get out of going to school to avoid dissecting a clam in Biology class.</desc>
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    <title>President Dad - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dad decides to run for President of the neighborhood association. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that the incumbent Galrog, used to be a terrible planet-eating monster.</desc>
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    <title>Brakstreet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With high hopes of winning a fabulous spa resort vacation, Brak enters a rap contest. Rapper Cee-lo guest stars.</desc>
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    <title>Feud - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dad and Thundercleese are in the midst of a neighborhood feud. Weird Al Yankovic guest stars.</desc>
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    <title>Runaway - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Brak gets grounded and decides to run away from home. Special guest Space Ghost arrives at the house to arrest Brak for crimes he has committed in the future.</desc>
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    <title>Egg - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A desperate Lisa kisses the toad, but blood-sex magic holds the key. Lou and Jonathan have a moment. A savage spirit accomplishes the impossible.</desc>
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    <title>Bodies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lisa tries to finally get answers. She's made a lot of enemies on her way to the top, and she still has scores to settle. Who will make it out alive?</desc>
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    <title>Unsung Hero - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During a visit of the farmer Freeman and his son David BraveStarr and Thirty-Thirty are attacked. As they resist, David sees them as heroes and thinks of this father as a coward.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Mountain - S01E21</title>
    <desc>BraveStarr and Fuzz fall in the mountains during an investigation flight. Tex learns about it and goes to the crash place to imprison his adversary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070253 +0000" stop="20260415072431 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble Wears a Badge - S01E22</title>
    <desc>BraveStarr must take care of the young Marshall trainee - Carson. He causes BraveStarr some problems with his know-all arrogance. Then he causes even more trouble by provoking aliens.</desc>
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    <title>Who Am I? - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The evil Vipra gets hold of a magic book, which increases her dark powers. After replacing Tex as the gang leader, she takes up the fight against BraveStarr.</desc>
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    <title>Choco's Blind Date - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Choco sticks to a single life~ Aunt Donut arranges a blind date for Choco like that... The identity of the blind date is a bagel with perfect specifications! What is the fate of Choco and Bagel?</desc>
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    <title>Cursed Mirror - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Wilke broke the barber shop mirror! Wilk is buying an old mirror from an antique shop... The true identity of the old mirror is the mirror used by the best barbers of the Renaissance?! But a terrifying ghost appears in the mirror...</desc>
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    <title>Cheeserella - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A cake princess who is obsessed with mobile phone games and doesn't even show up at her birthday party. But the game is too difficult for Cake Princess! At that time, he meets Cheese, who is extremely good at games. But cheese soon leaves the Cake Palace... The Cake Princess is desperately looking for cheese.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065106 +0000" stop="20260415070818 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freaky Fry-day - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Wilke wants to get a good haircut like Bread. He makes a wish to the steamed bread fairy he met in a dream that he wants to become like Bread... The next day, Bread and Wilk swap bodies?! Will Wilk, who has become bread, be able to get a haircut?</desc>
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    <title>Strawberry and Chocolate - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Strawberry Cake and Chocolate Cake families have been enemies for generations! But chocolate cake Romeo and strawberry cake Juliet fall in love... Ultimately, Romeo decides to become a strawberry cake to fulfill his love for Juliet. Bread starts decorating Romeo with strawberry cake...</desc>
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    <title>Father Bread - S02E24</title>
    <desc>As a child, Bread left home with his father, Brandon, out of fear of being compared to his elite brothers. Brandon announces that he will visit the Bread Barbershop... Wilk, Choco, and the guest bread after hearing about Bread's situation, go ahead with the 'superstar bread making operation'. Can Bread give Brandon a good look?</desc>
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    <title>The Apprentice - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Wilk goes to the beauty school reunion! But unlike Wilk, who cleans at the barbershop, his friends already have high-level barber skills... Wilke and his friends happen to volunteer for a haircut at a moldy mildew patient's village. Can Wilk transform the heads of moldy buns?</desc>
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    <title>The Future is Yours - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Led by Carlos Alcaraz and Holger Rune, a new generation of young players looks to take down the old guard — starting with Novak Djokovic.</desc>
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    <title>Friend or Foe - S02E03</title>
    <desc>At the 2023 Indian Wells tournament, Taylor Fritz tries to defend his No. 1 American title against friendly rivals Frances Tiafoe and Tommy Paul.</desc>
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    <title>Breakage - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions and bills mount at the White household. Hank makes progress at work, but struggles with some residual effects from his encounter with Tuco. Jesse assembles a crew of dealers to get their product out on the streets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061554 +0000" stop="20260415064444 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monk Monday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam's newest beer masterpiece is too expensive to brew, but a group of visiting monks from Wilhelm's past could offer the solution he needs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064444 +0000" stop="20260415071352 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LA's Best Nose - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm searches for someone to represent the brewery at a beer tasting competition while Adam's first time leads to trouble for everyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071352 +0000" stop="20260415074108 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazlo Suna - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a whopping offer, the brewery's debate between releasing their first beer in a bottle versus a can erupts into an unpleasurable situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064903 +0000" stop="20260415074719 +0000" channel="C638.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A new murder is commited involving a gruesome display of a family sitting at the table. Detective Saga Norén is tasked with the investigation together with a new Danish detective after the incarceration of Martin Rohde.</desc>
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    <title>Old Friends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sonya and Marco close in on the Killer. Charlotte takes drastic measures to protect her ranch. Frye learns that demons from his past aren’t done with him yet.</desc>
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    <title>Take the Ride, Pay the Toll - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Showdown on the bridge as the Killer reveals his endgame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060014 +0000" stop="20260415070126 +0000" channel="C640.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Affair of Honor - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Daphne receives a stunning gift from Prince Friedrich but soon courts scandal at a ball. Eloise searches for clues to Lady Whistledown's identity.</desc>
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    <title>UXB - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Colin discovers an unexploded missile in the basement and tries to warn Gordon but he takes no notice and tells him to sort out his problems on his own. While doing this on his own Gordon is packing his things away for his departure for Brussels. Then Colin gets hit on the head by a croquet ball by Gavin and Tim and Colin ends up being rushed to hospital. Then no one knows but Colin had put the missile in the racket box and tries to warn everyone but everyone is having a party for their new futures.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gordon is ready to leave for Brussels but Helen isn't to keen on going. Then she sees Gordon's pictures and the hotel and decides to go with him. Gordon offers his Management to Laura but she is going to America for he baby to be raised. Everyone is excited but Gordon then says that due to an unreplied message he won't be going. An emergency water tank is installed and then makes the ceiling collapse. Carole is on trouble when she gets stuck in her toy car. Then Gordon pushes Carole but is too late to get himself clear. This then means the end for Gordon Brittas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072559 +0000" stop="20260415075506 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Beginning ... - S05E09</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time and everyone is coming to Colin's Scottish Castle to celebrate the man who gave them everything at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. Laura tells the story about one Christmas holiday that went wrong. Things weren't going well and the staff were trapped in the centre and weren't allowed out until the snow had cleared.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060230 +0000" stop="20260415062401 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sliding Doors - S04E01</title>
    <desc>On a spring day in 2011, Abbi and Ilana meet for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062401 +0000" stop="20260415064532 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twaining Day - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Abbi's brief return to Soulstice gets interesting when she's given the training opportunity that she's always dreamed of; Ilana gets a new job at a restaurant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064532 +0000" stop="20260415070703 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just the Tips - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ilana goes on a spending spree with cash she makes from her waitress job; Abbi basks in the glow of a new relationship; the girls bump into an old friend at a party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070703 +0000" stop="20260415072832 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mushrooms - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Abbi and Ilana take mushrooms and have an eventful trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072832 +0000" stop="20260415075003 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abbi's Mom - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Abbi's mom comes to the city for a visit; Ilana navigates the intense work culture of Sushi Mambeaux while dealing with her seasonal affective disorder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062031 +0000" stop="20260415070626 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ed comes under scrutiny, Mark makes a decision and Miller discovers some new information that leads to a revelation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070626 +0000" stop="20260415075213 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Time is running out for the police when Miller makes a breakthrough, and the Latimers count the cost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061713 +0000" stop="20260415063851 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation: Broken Feather - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Jake and Amy investigate a string of hotel robberies together, but Jake turns on her when he finds out she may leave the Nine-Nine to work in the Special Crimes unit with “The Vulture”. Meanwhile Captain Holt and Sergeant Jeffords strategize to make the precinct more efficient.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063851 +0000" stop="20260415070012 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The officers in the precinct head over to Holt’s house to celebrate his birthday, but they wind up making a poor impression on his husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070012 +0000" stop="20260415072146 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Boyle - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Detective Boyle's new romance has upped his swagger, but Jake intervenes before his colleague goes "Full Boyle" and gets too serious, too soon, with his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Rosa and Amy have trouble taking a costumed citizen crime-fighter seriously, and Captain Holt has a new opponent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072146 +0000" stop="20260415074325 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apartment - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jake's crushing debt finally catches up to him, and he is in danger of losing his apartment, unless Gina can find a way to bail him out. Captain Holt and Sergeant Jeffords hold performance reviews for the entire precinct, and Rosa and Boyle have a run-in with one of the weekend squad officers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061113 +0000" stop="20260415063354 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Baby! - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When super villain Lady Goo Goo starts changing everyone into babies, it's up to Guppy Girl and Bubble Boy to stop her before they get turned into babies too!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063354 +0000" stop="20260415065636 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragons N' Roses! - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Petunia the Dragon moves to the Kingdom of Flowers, everyone is afraid of her fearsome roar except for Zooli, who befriends Petunia and shows her friends how lovable Petunia really is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065636 +0000" stop="20260415071921 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ninja Season! - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Gil wants to be a ninja, but his ninja teacher just keeps giving him random tasks to do; frustrated, Gil is about to give up when another ninja challenges him, and he realizes he's been learning ninja skills all along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071921 +0000" stop="20260415074208 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Squad to the Rescue! - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Gil is convinced a yeti is to blame when sleeping bags go missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061514 +0000" stop="20260415063921 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Protect and Swerve - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff Cannonball takes off with the Rabble Rouser, Buddy takes over his job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063921 +0000" stop="20260415070326 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Truck of the Future - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks his truck is talking to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070326 +0000" stop="20260415072732 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get the Hock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buddy becomes a repo man so he can get his stuff back from Big Tex.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072732 +0000" stop="20260415075137 +0000" channel="C648.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunderstruck Rad Cab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Big Tex steals Buddy's driving secrets, but Buddy has a plan for revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060102 +0000" stop="20260415064550 +0000" channel="C649.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helpless - S03E12</title>
    <desc>For her upcoming 18th birthday, Buffy declines the scooby gang's offer of a big party, hoping to celebrate with quiet reflection and a traditional trip to the ice show with her father. But unbeknownst to Buffy, preparations are being made for a life-threatening rite of passage that drains the slayer of her powers and then entraps her with a powerful vampire foe that she must defeat in a defenseless state in order to pass the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064550 +0000" stop="20260415073015 +0000" channel="C649.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Zeppo - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Xander realises that he isn't needed by the gang as much as he'd like to believe, his quest to prove he's cool leads him to an unforgettable night that finds him consorting with fast women, raising the dead and rolling with a dangerous crowd that could put Sunnydale in a world of hurt. Meanwhile, Buffy, Giles and the rest of the crew engage in a furious battle with the Sisterhood of Jhe, an all-female demon apocalypse cult that intends to reopen the Hellmouth and bring about the end of the world. Also, Faith and Xander grow somewhat closer when they have sex after he saves her from an apocalypse demon.</desc>
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    <title>Earth Block Ranch - S08E02</title>
    <desc>A family builds thousands of earth blocks while withstanding winter monsoons, freezing temperatures and more to finish their San Antonio forever home.</desc>
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    <title>Floating Castle - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Marine scientists in Florida hire engineers Nicolas Derouin and Arnaud Luguet to create a first-of-its-kind floating home. They have nine months to complete it, but unpredictable weather and building hiccups may sink this project before it can swim.</desc>
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    <title>I Can’t Read Her - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Is she really smart or just really good at dishing b.s.? A self-proclaimed trivia nerd proves hard to read for the panel of human lie detectors.</desc>
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    <title>Can You Find the Fraud? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A real-life fraud detector joins the game, hoping to uncover whether a contestant knows her stuff — or if she's full of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072211 +0000" stop="20260415075418 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Fib - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A new challenger mixes next-level bluffing with old-fashioned smarts to take the three panelists on a wild ride they won't soon forget.</desc>
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    <title>Weasel Out - S02E04</title>
    <desc>To Zuri's dismay, Hazel makes her a CIT in the Weasel cabin. Jorge and Griff convince Ravi that the camp's horse has a hidden talent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063316 +0000" stop="20260415065549 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of Screams - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jorge enters a short story contest and wins a dinner with his favorite horror novelist, Stephanie Queen, and decides to bring along a few of his fellow campers for the thrilling experience. Meanwhile, Xander must act as referee between Emma and Ravi.</desc>
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    <title>Luke Out Below - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Luke returns to camp and decides to take Griff and Zuri on an adventure to prove that he can be just as responsible as the other CITs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071837 +0000" stop="20260415074039 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp Kiki-Slasher - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Things get scary at Camp Kikiwaka when the campers start disappearing one by one. When they finally uncover the culprit with the axe to grind, he takes them on a thrill ride the campers will never forget!</desc>
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    <title>Couscous, the North African Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Couscous is the best detective in North Africa and he's on the trail of Pepe Le Gangster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062656 +0000" stop="20260415065008 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Father Cat takes Huckle and Lowly on their first fishing trip hoping it will be as magical as his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065008 +0000" stop="20260415071321 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Busiest Firefighters Ever &amp; Manuel of Mexico &amp; The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly experience the life of a firefighter when they 'join the force' for the day. Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one. Rudolph Von Fluggel takes Lowly and Huckle in his hot air balloon and they're soon floating over Busytown - but without Rudolph.</desc>
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    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073632 +0000" stop="20260415075944 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Three beggars, who are fishing for lunch, get the biggest catch ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060237 +0000" stop="20260415064040 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love, Leads, and Loyalty - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Alexia throws an influencer-filled open house that impresses her coworkers. Farrah challenges Mauricio on an unfair commission split.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064040 +0000" stop="20260415072902 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Next CEO - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jon secures The Agency's biggest-ever listing, a house worth $139 million. Mauricio announces that the family business is about to get a little bigger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060812 +0000" stop="20260415064610 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big in Turkey - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An influencer's origins come out, his followers analyzed. Gossip gets back to Nathan. Sarah performs at Cai's event, but Alex and Jade aren't playing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064610 +0000" stop="20260415072113 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>“It Was Just a Question” - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A fight over followers spirals into backbiting. Hannah warns Sarah during her Byron makeover. Simba works to heal, but can he quell these fiery feuds?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072113 +0000" stop="20260415075853 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaids, Robots and Romance - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set to save the oceans and air her issues, Elle throws a mermaid-themed fundraiser. Sarah grows closer to Nathan while Saskia gets on her high horse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061900 +0000" stop="20260415063929 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Really Gotta Go Kart - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Start your engines with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out an old go-kart that, with the help of Yankee's powers of restoration, has the potential to become something extraordinary. Johnnie encounters a high end government document that contains handwritten notes from former President Dwight Eisenhower. And, shop regular Gerard stops by to sell a classic Ernst Roth bass fiddle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063929 +0000" stop="20260415070038 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmie's Increasingly Bad Day - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Place your bets with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out an antique, but beat-up, 1930s horse race gambling machine. Jimmie fiddles with the idea of buying a rare Martin Guitar even though his music expert is out of town. And, it's father vs. daughter when Tammie bets her dad she can make a profit on a unique bar-on-wheels. Will Jimmie end up triumphant in all his dealings or will this turn out to be a bad day for Big Daddy?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070038 +0000" stop="20260415072136 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Duty - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Episode Synopsis: A 1950s Space Commander ride; a chair that allegedly belonged to former Louisiana governor and U.S. senator Huey Long</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072136 +0000" stop="20260415074227 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's the Fire? - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Episode Synopsis: A 1929 Ford fire engine; an Easy-Bake Oven from the early 1970s. Also: Bruce Mitchell ("Swamp People") shops for a gun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060318 +0000" stop="20260415063107 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ride-Along - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Charlie's boyhood dream is realized and Hank's worst nightmare comes true when Samurai Apocalypse invites the boys on a ride-along with the Santa Monica Police Department and takes them on a joyride that goes sexually awry for Charlie; Richard hits the bottle at a crowded Venice restaurant but Hank and the boys arrive to save the day for Karen and Becca, and Tyler realizes he's seen Sam somewhere before.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063107 +0000" stop="20260415065931 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Song - S05E06</title>
    <desc>When Samurai Apocalypse hits a lyrical roadblock with his protege, he calls on the best writer he knows: Hank Moody, who unites with Kali to imbibe, bear his soul, and write a song that takes Hank back in time to an era when he, Karen and Charlie were happier and life was simpler before "A Crazy Little Thing Called Love." But the present comes roaring back when Karen shows up at Hank's door, worried that she made a mistake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065931 +0000" stop="20260415072813 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here I Go Again - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Hank saves Karen from embarrassment with a drunk Richard, then covers for Richard by pretending to be dating a stripper named Holly, who takes a liking to Tyler and offends his girlfriend, Becca. Meanwhile, when she's fired after an inappropriate encounter with Stu, nanny Lizzie calls on Charlie and allows their relationship to progress, only to have Marcy beg for her return.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072813 +0000" stop="20260415075707 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raw - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Hank is stuck reading Tyler's screenplay but discovers some talent under that head of hair, even though the script appears to be disturbingly autobiographical account of the author's relationship with Becca. Charlie and Lizzie's love quadrangle with Stu and Marcy heats up, but when their bedroom games hit too close to home for Charlie, it may be off to therapy for all four of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063242 +0000" stop="20260415073023 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When a baby is born with severe deformities of the kind later identified as caused by the drug thalidomide, the midwives find it difficult to handle the situation, and the baby's father rejects her completely, to his wife's dismay. Trixie's new sideline as a keep fit instructor brings her into conflict with Sister Julienne, and she also becomes suspicious of the relationship between Barbara and Tom. Rather than return to Wales as her mother wishes, Delia moves into Nonnatus House.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063006 +0000" stop="20260415071601 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice, Ice Maybe - S13E07</title>
    <desc>The remaining drivers test their awareness of space in tight corners, learn their limits in the slalom course, and attempt Rehabs most difficult challenge, the Icy Corner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062645 +0000" stop="20260415065416 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065416 +0000" stop="20260415072058 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Zoo - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In South Africa, an eccentric tycoon surprises his wife with an unusual gift, courtesy of the Caribbean Queen crew — and an oblivious Jonathan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072058 +0000" stop="20260415074813 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boner Medicine - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When a married couple visits a swingers' club, the wife quickly becomes the life of the party, leading her husband to seek out an illegal aid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061453 +0000" stop="20260415071642 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taken at Sea, Somalia - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A British couple are captured by pirates while navigating the Indian Ocean on their yacht.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062849 +0000" stop="20260415070708 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abandon Ship - S05E06</title>
    <desc>While waiting on the Ferrari news, the team turns an old pontoon boat into a floating party bus. A '69 Chevelle gets a 21st-century update.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070708 +0000" stop="20260415073811 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divine Design - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mark takes a huge risk and the shop needs cash — fast. A customer returns to check out a revamped American classic with a $60K price tag.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061355 +0000" stop="20260415063826 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You've Been Marked - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Michael shows off a seashell from the seashore, that still has the seashore in it, and reveals desserts that break the mold. Plus, at a farm, Michael startles his assistant with a trick that's "out-of-this-world."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063826 +0000" stop="20260415070253 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Soft - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Michael turns iced tea into a tea candle and later, at a pet store, he reveals that caterpillars have wicks. Plus, at a warehouse, Michael stumps his assistant when he proves that big tricks come in shrink-wrapped packages.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070253 +0000" stop="20260415072722 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whippit - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In an ice cream shop, Michael whips up a mind-boggling app; at a party store, he spills the tea on a self-brewing decoration; and at a farm, Michael's helper looks like he saw a ghost after a run-in with a spirited scarecrow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072722 +0000" stop="20260415075148 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Food Flattener - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At a cooking class, Michael gets crabby when chopping salad and brings the heat to instantly cook a meatball with his breath. And later, Michael chills his assistant to her bones when a cryotherapy experiment freezes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060125 +0000" stop="20260415061320 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp - S01E01</title>
    <desc>During summertime, the children are preparing for the camp along with their coach and the Care Bears join in. They have been told to sleep in the tents, but they never understand. He tells a scary story about the flying phantom and that scares them away. The two boys are making a plan to make a totem pole in a different way, no matter what they think.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061320 +0000" stop="20260415062515 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The boys are not very pleased when they hear their mother announce them that they will have a sister. So, they plan to wreck the place until the Care Bear Family arrives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062515 +0000" stop="20260415063712 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Braces - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It is so embarrassing for Joey that he complains about having braces after his departure from the dentist. The Care Bears try to make him feel better, but it doesn't work. They also encounter a nice girl named Missy who really likes her friend the best.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063712 +0000" stop="20260415064907 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Split Decision - S01E04</title>
    <desc>There is a boy with eyeglasses who is teased by the bullies, but supported by a girl named Mary. As the Care Bears descend, they decide to be on his side.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064907 +0000" stop="20260415070105 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Charm - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Proud Heart Cat is so upset that her garden is about to be ruined. She and the other Care Bear Family members see that an unlucky girl is so worried that she was going late for school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070105 +0000" stop="20260415071301 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soap Box Derby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bedtime Bear manages to pull the cloudy blanket off of the telescope's lens, so the Care Bears can see the view more easily. Hearing the boys brag about making a car, a couple of girls with pigtails are often teased. With the help of the Care Bears, the girls build a car out of a crate and decorate it with color. This makes the boys treaten to cheat amongst the raceway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071301 +0000" stop="20260415072455 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Laugh - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Cheer Bear learns that perseverance plays a big role in raising the spirits of a Grumpy Bear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072455 +0000" stop="20260415073652 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Show Must Go On - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Patty, who's dressed up as a ballerina with fairy wings on her back, is so excited to perform in the show, but she can't do it without her dad who should be sitting on the seat. While the Care Bears are trying to cheer her up, the Care Bear Cousins help him cancel the work he is doing and they manage to fire the Cousin Call to make the boss feel nicer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073652 +0000" stop="20260415074848 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forest of Misfortune - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears and the Care Bear Cousins are having a great time in the Forest of Feelings. The fun is spoiled when Professor Coldheart and Frostbite plan to freeze this place, but trying not to harm the Care Bear Family, they send the fortune telling machine into the forest. When they try it out, Love-a-Lot Bear reads the fortunes that tell them something good. She also reads one that comes from a bottle. Bedtime Bear warns the other Care Bears and the Care Bear Cousins that the forest is almost frozen and they all save it and Treat Heart Pig as well by using their beams which cause Professor Coldheart and Frostbite to leave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062104 +0000" stop="20260415064328 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Share Air - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Share plays Harmony's new song for everyone in Care-a-Lot before it's ready -- and finds out the hard way why she shouldn't break a promise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064328 +0000" stop="20260415070553 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nurture Is Her Nature - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lotsa tries to heal Grumpy after accidentally hurting him at the Care-a-Lot Picnic Games. But her help only seems to make things worse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070553 +0000" stop="20260415072813 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beastly Bungalow - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Beastly sees how fun it is to hang out and get free treats at the Share Shack, he decides to open his own food stand -- right next to Share's!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072813 +0000" stop="20260415075038 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Heart - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the Care Bear Cousins arrive, it's time for a lesson in Care Hearts! But Wonderheart has a cloud over her head and doesn't seem willing to learn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063923 +0000" stop="20260415073345 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creed, OK - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When the Carnivale stops outside Creed, Oklahoma, they receive an uninvited visitor: Varlyn Stroud who begins asking questions to Jonesy, and later to Samson, about where to find Scudder. Meanwhile, Rita Sue bails out Stumpy for his $400 gambling dues, but he bets (and loses) all of the money on a big fight anyway. In Mintern, Justin pushes Dolan to make a decision while Iris confesses to Dolan about being the one responsible for the ministry fire. Back in Creed, Ben pays a visit to an elderly mask-maker for information about Scudder, which turns into a literal nightmare. Ruthie confides in Sofie about her visions of seeing dead people, including Lotz and Apollonia. Sofie also finally reads tarot cards for Ben who thinks he finally knows where to find Scudder. At the end, Justin receives a mysterious gift: a death mask of himself and when he puts it on... he sees Ben.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061957 +0000" stop="20260415064515 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Mast - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Godbrand's thirst grows stronger, Carmilla tries to recruit Hector. Isaac shows his loyalty, and Belmont shares a family story with Sypha.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064515 +0000" stop="20260415070919 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Spell - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carmilla presses forward with her plan despite Godbrand's disappearance. Sypha makes a startling discovery while combing the archives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070919 +0000" stop="20260415073443 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The River - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Does he really have what it takes to live up to his family’s reputation? It's time for Belmont to pick his fate. Also, Dracula prepares for the fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060122 +0000" stop="20260415062533 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Seemingly back in the swing of a fully functioning relationship, Rob and Sharon receive a very surprising dinner invitation from estranged couple Fran and Chris. Meanwhile, Fergal travels back to London to give an update on his unsatisfactory family life in Spain. Sharon has a check-up with a less than empathetic doctor where it's revealed that she's now pretty low in the egg department. And Rob's dark secret is uncovered by Chris.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062533 +0000" stop="20260415064914 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Rob returns to his job at Braeband stating he is just back from 'holiday in Canada', while bad news pulls Sharon back to Ireland. With Sharon away, and left home alone to look after the children, Rob's life continues to spiral out of control. Unhappy with the situation at his family home Chris decides, in typical style, to confront his nemesis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064914 +0000" stop="20260415071636 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Rob and Sharon are in Ireland to say goodbye to Sharon's dad. Rob's utterly irrepressible mum Mia travels from America to pay her version of respects. With Fran reeling in shock, and Rob still unable to find the right time to talk about his almost-secret collapse, all roads are leading to a dramatic series finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071636 +0000" stop="20260415074304 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A new acquaintance becomes increasingly friendly with Rob, while Sharon dabbles in a new hobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061846 +0000" stop="20260415070009 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hack Attack! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam &amp; Skip are shocked to discover that the worst carpenter they’ve ever busted is back at it again! But after betraying his fellow former marine, this hack gets payback when angry words explode into an all out brawl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070009 +0000" stop="20260415074134 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worse Than a Warzone - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A family escapes their war-torn country only to have an “expert” contractor turn their home into a combat zone. Cooking in a tent &amp; living in one room, the family needs Adam &amp; Skip to do battle with their absent expert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060327 +0000" stop="20260415063613 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Lies, Part 2: The Happy Face Killer - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A consequential letter surfaces with stirring claims and upends the seemingly closed case, calling into question the guilt of the convicted criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bind. Torture. Kill: BTK - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A terrifying Kansas serial killer reemerges after 30 years. Using DNA technology and help from the media, investigators race to prevent another murder.</desc>
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    <title>Thrill Kills: The Phoenix Serial Shooter - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A serial shooter targets random pedestrians on the Phoenix streets, leading detectives on a desperate hunt for a criminal driven to kill for sport.</desc>
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    <title>The Island - S01E05</title>
    <desc>CatDog try to go on a vacation, but they nd up in the middle of a giant traffic jam that never stops. After they make the best of it, they turn on each other when they need food.    Eventually, they make peace and try to get out. They end up on a bulletin board, and think they're on an island.</desc>
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    <title>Shriek Loves Dog - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Cat tries to get Shriek and Dog married so the Greasers will stop pounding him. Then, he dreams about there life together, and sees how bad it would be.    When he wakes up, the beginning of his dream comes into play,    he makes Dog say bad things about her. The catch? Dog says that the insults were from Cat.</desc>
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    <title>Diamond Fever - S01E09</title>
    <desc>CatDog become greedy when the realize a Gopher has a lot of diamonds underground. Eventually, the rich makes them greedy, and forget that there brothers. At the end our hero's find out that the diamonds were really just rock candy.</desc>
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    <title>Party Animal - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cat invites people to his party, except for Winslow, that is, so Winslow throws his own party, which turns out to be more fun than Cat's party. So, Cat keps Mervus and Dunglap Tied up, and forces them to have fun. Then, when Dog joins the party, and Mrevis, with Dunglap escape, Cat enters the party, and everyone leaves.</desc>
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    <title>Dustin &amp; Keegan - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Dustin reaches out to Nev and Kamie to figure out why Keegan, his long-distance friend, has been so hot and cold over the course of their eight-year "flirtationship."</desc>
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    <title>Kirsten &amp; Alex - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Kirsten knows she was catfished, and now she's desperate to learn the identity of the person who deceived her, so she turns to Nev and Kamie to help unravel the mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Celebrity Death Mash - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Dave Chapelle Vs. Carlos Mencia
Ashley Simpson Vs. Her Old Nose
Ludi-Criss Angel Vs. R. Kelly Clarkson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062759 +0000" stop="20260415064929 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Did Nick Do? - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Adrian Grenier vs. Jeremy Piven
Rev Run vs. Russell Simmons 
Orlando Bloom vs. Johnny Depp</desc>
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    <title>Where's Lohan? - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Nick Lachey Vs. Jessica Simpson 
The Game Vs. 50 Cent 
Lindsey Lohan Vs. Hillary Duff</desc>
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    <title>Barry vs. Bud - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick 
Chris Pontius vs. Mark Zupan 
Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig</desc>
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    <title>Seinfeld's Last Stand - S01E01</title>
    <desc>1. Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton   2. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey   3. Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen
This was the first halfhour episode of Celebrity Deathmatch.
Fight Summary:   1 - Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton
The two ladies fight for a while. Bill Clinton sits in the audience, cheering both ladies.   He is interviewed by Stacy Cornbred and Bill calls for the peanut lady, however the line ""Excuse me miss, would you mind grabbing my nuts"" were misunderstood by everyone and Monica and Hillary decides to beat up Bill, who leaves, and the fight ends so.
2 - Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey
Jim grabs Mariah in a chokehold, but she breaks through and starts singing a very high note, which blows up Jim Carrey's skull.
3 - Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen
These guys fight as wusses, so everyone gets bored, and Jerry's co-stars from ""Seinfeld"" - Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards climbs into the ring and they decide to kick Jerry's ass.   However they run out of time</desc>
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    <title>Inside the NBA vs MLB All-Stars and Rashad Jennings vs Team Eve - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature iconic NBA analysts from "Inside the NBA" on TNT verses baseball and softball all-stars from Team MLB. In a separate game, family members headed up by celebrity team captains, rapper Eve and retired running back Rashad Jennings, will compete.</desc>
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    <title>Steph Curry vs Chris Paul and Laurie Hernandez vs Shawn Johnson East - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The celebrity teams competing to win cash for their charities feature NBA All-Star Chris Paul and NBA Champion Steph Curry. In a separate game, family members headed up by Olympic gymnasts Laurie Hernandez and Shawn Johnson East square off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060721 +0000" stop="20260415065018 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rowdy Roddy Piper, Skylar Grey, Frank Whaley - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Rowdy's best friend Adrian Adonis dies tragically, Rowdy learns that Adrian has his back even from the beyond. Skylar Grey, at a low point in her career, is viciously attacked by an evil spirit in her hotel room. Frank Whaley's young son has a visitor, and Frank and his wife are run out of town.</desc>
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    <title>Aaron Carter, Chris McDonald, Kaya Jones, David Proval - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Aaron Carter's dying grandmother makes him promise her that he will perform a ritual after she dies to prove that spirits really do exist. Chris McDonald and his brother discover a secret door that unleashes the ghosts of people who once found safe haven in his home. Kaya Jones' dream apartment turns into a nightmare and David Proval is terrified for his life, when someone from the other side comes to his rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061834 +0000" stop="20260415064633 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Tummy, Your Hurts - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Horse tries to enlist the fierce Coldtaurs in her battle — but they capture Glendale! Back in the human world, Waterbaby sends a message to Rider.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064633 +0000" stop="20260415071427 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holes: Part 3 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the Underground Kingdom, Horse learns that Rider has a magnificent new horse named Becky Apples. Would Rider really replace her?</desc>
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    <title>Bunch O' Scrunch - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Horse discovers a powerful ability: She can jump into backstories! And seeing the tough times her herd friends faced helps her feel less alone.</desc>
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    <title>Double Agent - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Ace is asked to pilot a new superjet, the XM-2000, for an air show in Paris. No sooner do the Centurions arrive than Doc Terror and Hacker stage an attack. The cyborgs are defeated, and the Centurions free the officer in charge of the XM 2000 and his assistant. Ace offers to walk the young lady home, and during the walk she reveals herself as Amber and kidnaps Ace. When Ace awakens, he finds himself strapped to a mind exchange machine stolen by Doc Terror. Hacker is on the other side, and Terror flips the switch, imprisoning Ace's mind in Hacker's body. With Hacker's consciousness now in Ace's body, Terror can hijack the XM 2000. Ace has to somehow get free, stop Terror and get his mind back into his own body...without getting killed by his fellow Centurions.
Science Lesson: D.N.A. by Crystal.</desc>
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    <title>Child's Play - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jake Rockwell is sent to give a lecture at Sally Ride HS in Los Angeles. One of the students there happens to be a boy named Jimmy, who has ESP and is picked on by the local jocks. After Jake's visit, Wild Weasel is accidentally left behind at the school, and Jimmy uses his powers to merge with the system. For him, Wild Weasel is a way to impress a girl. But Doc Terror sees them, kidnaps the girl and recruits Jimmy to do some of his dirty work. The Centurions save the kids and stop Doc Terror.
Science Lesson: E.S.P. by Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Terror on Ice - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Centurions defend an Arctic base against Doc Terror's forces, but inadvertently uncover a frozen dinosaur which Jake discovers while out on his own after the battle. The dinosaur attacks the base, and the Centurions attempt to stop it. Terror observes the beast heading towards Dominion and  captures it, intending to use it against the Centurions. Feeling sorry for the creature, Amber accidentally releases it. It then soon breaks out of Dominion with her and heads towards San Francisco, where the Centurions have to stop it and rescue Amber.
Science Lesson: Polar ice caps by Max.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072232 +0000" stop="20260415074327 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Old Black Magic - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hacker is spotted near Manhattan, and the Centurions are sent to investigate. He takes a woman, Cassandra Cross, hostage, but she manages to subdue him with her magical powers. After reviewing Hacker's memory, Doc Terror plans to have her power for himself. Meanwhile, Ace has become smitten with Cassandra, and while enjoying a flight with her, they are both kidnapped by Hacker. In Terror's base under Manhattan, Ace discovers that Cassandra comes from a family of witches. Terror wants Cassandra's powers to sink New York, but before he forces her to help him, she frees Ace as the other Centurions arrive.
Science Lesson: Earthquakes by Crystal.</desc>
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    <title>10 Years to Life - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps the Mayo family with their pit bull Molly, who’s been confined to the backyard for ten years after an incident at a dog park. Cesar teaches the Pet Parents how to take a leadership role, and Molly returns to her back of the pack position. Cesar next shows Craig and Shannon Callahan how to use calm confidence to keep their German shepherd Jeffrey from peeing inappropriately.</desc>
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    <title>Dog Therapy - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cesar sets out to help a pair of young, rambunctious dogs - a Chocolate Lab and a Golden Retriever - and their overwhelmed pet parents, pushed to the brink of breakdown by the pandemic. Cesar devises a unique way for the pet parents to take control as pack leaders and gain the much needed respect from the dogs that has been sorely lacking in the relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Conquest of Earth - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cy-Kill attacks the US military and uses the sorium to power a device that seizes control of the minds of every human on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062301 +0000" stop="20260415064459 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Bound - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With the world against them and Leader-1 captured by the Renegades, Turbo and Scooter go on the run.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064459 +0000" stop="20260415070629 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Conflict - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The reunited Guardians must break Cy-Kill's hold over Earth in order to save GoBotron from a mass-produced fleet of Zods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070629 +0000" stop="20260415072836 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Wars - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Chronos Time Transporter creates a time portal, allowing users to pass through and visit other time periods. Before the Guardians get a chance to test it, the Renegades show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072836 +0000" stop="20260415075042 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's the Thought That Counts - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Renegades are at it again. This time sending a probe to earth , in a try at gaining access to a protected base. Scooter decides to check it out on his own. What will he discover, and will the Guardians be in time to stop the Renegades.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060608 +0000" stop="20260415065643 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Lonely - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that the only way to win a case against his arch rival is to flirt with the judge.  Meanwhile, Ruth decides to adopt a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065643 +0000" stop="20260415074601 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Only Words - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On a long drawn-out case, Fuller-Carp and Hilary pass the time by playing word games.  Meanwhile, Ruth lies to a dating service about her job, fearing that men will be put off by a female barrister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060549 +0000" stop="20260415062727 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wayne Brady Show - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dave quits his show at Comedy Central and is promptly replaced by comedian Wayne Brady. Dave returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, who appears as a guest on "Fear Factor." Dave also hangs out with Wayne Brady, who proves to be unexpectedly menacing. Also featuring music performer Talib Kweli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062727 +0000" stop="20260415064604 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Bush - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at recent world events and tries to assess the way things would have gone had President Bush been black. Dave takes a look back at the first black person in history to use a white toilet. Dave also examines a moment in the life of Lil Jon when he plays the rapper while talking to the real Lil Jon on the phone. Also featuring a musical performance by Big Boi.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lost Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dave looks to enact vengeance on everyone who has done him wrong in the past after signing a sweet new deal. Meanwhile, people suddenly charge him a lot more money for even the most trivial things that used to cost very little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070706 +0000" stop="20260415073319 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dave hits the campaign trail as yell-happy presidential candidate Howard Dean and assumes the role of an antagonistic Gary Coleman. He also attempts to elude a crop of persistent racial stereotype pixies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073319 +0000" stop="20260415075421 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dave meets the powerful Show Business and offers a look at a bunch of monsters who have seen their share of discrimination.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Paige accidentally summons a medieval knight, who believes Paige is the love of his life. However, the knight is under the influence of an evil sorceress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065527 +0000" stop="20260415073933 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain Drain - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Source sends Piper into a deep coma, where she perceives an alternate reality. Phoebe and Paige must find a way to return her to reality and save her from giving up her powers while she is delusional.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060131 +0000" stop="20260415064520 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S21E14</title>
    <desc>Pedro worries about his girlfriend's shady behavior. LaShan finds out why her woman wants to work out alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064520 +0000" stop="20260415072908 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 16 - S21E16</title>
    <desc>Nadia discovers the reason behind her boyfriend's unbalanced behavior. Nia learns her boyfriend has a wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061236 +0000" stop="20260415063625 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loverboyd - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Woody moons over the fact that Kelly is going to Europe to attend school and Norm suffers through being the designated driver for the evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063625 +0000" stop="20260415070020 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Carla feels compelled to call in an exorcist when Eddie's ghost appears in the bar and Rebecca complains to a TV station about a defective hair removal system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070020 +0000" stop="20260415072423 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Otis Regrets - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Sam makes Rebecca jealous in many strange ways by telling her that he scored with Robin's other girl friend, and Woody is flabbergasted when a girl answers his ad for a roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072423 +0000" stop="20260415074824 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry Hard (1) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>Rebecca and Sam both have mixed emotions as they face the fact that Robin Colcord, after proposing to Rebecca, is arrested for insider trading based on information supplied by the once and future owner of Cheers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061224 +0000" stop="20260415070332 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 5: Cristina Martínez - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Cristina Martínez continues her family’s long tradition of barbacoa at her restaurant in Philadelphia. Her food has garnered widespread acclaim and given her the opportunity to become an advocate for undocumented immigrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070332 +0000" stop="20260415075408 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 5: Musa Dağdeviren - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Musa Dağdeviren works to document and preserve regional cuisine in Turkey. He tries to keep the tradition alive by showcasing regional dishes at his restaurant Çiya in Istanbul.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065720 +0000" stop="20260415075617 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1:23:45 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Plant workers and firefighters put their lives on the line to control a catastrophic 1986 explosion at a Soviet nuclear power plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060249 +0000" stop="20260415064410 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain Fortress - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne, Smitty and a woman they just rescued from an Indian attack are trapped by a band of desperados in their fortified mountain hideaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064410 +0000" stop="20260415072521 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julesburg - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Trying to guide a lost wagon train, Cheyenne and Smitty tangle with a gang of cattle rustlers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064346 +0000" stop="20260415073305 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebirth - S07E12</title>
    <desc>A person from the past shakes up Nuck's world, further tangling his web of lies. Alicia's path of vengeance comes to a head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063106 +0000" stop="20260415071256 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hold on Tight - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Kidd and Severide's honeymoon is interrupted by a dangerous person from their past. Kidd's former academy classmate joins Firehouse 51. Brett and Violet reflect on their relationships.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071256 +0000" stop="20260415075442 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Scar Tells a Story - S11E02</title>
    <desc>Javi spends a couple of shifts at Firehouse 51. Kidd and Carver work together to help Carver's former boss. As Hawkins and Violet's relationship blossoms, Gallo turns his attention elsewhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063335 +0000" stop="20260415071418 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghosts of the Past - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Dr. Manning and Dr. Charles assist in a complicated case helping a 4-year old who they quickly learn is no stranger to the ED. Dr. Marcel and Dr. Choi tend to a police officer with a mysterious gunshot wound to the abdomen. Relationships are put to the test as secrets are revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071418 +0000" stop="20260415075612 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Name of Love - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dr. Charles and Goodwin fear Dr. Halstead is repeating his past mistakes when a patient with early-onset Alzheimer's is brought into the E.D. Maggie and Ben become concerned when one of Ben's students is admitted. Dr. Manning and Dr. Marcel treat a terminally ill patient and disagree over the best course of action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061121 +0000" stop="20260415065411 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night Owl - S03E15</title>
    <desc>While working at a sobriety checkpoint, Burgess finds a duffel bag full of heroin in the truck of a respected college professor who claims to know nothing about how the drugs ended up there. At District, Roman expresses his desires to become a Field Training Office to Platt, and Mouse sets Halstead up with an off-duty security job working for the attractive owner of a medical marijuana clinic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065411 +0000" stop="20260415073619 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cases That Need to Be Solved - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When a young boy is executed, Intelligence turn to the boy's parents for information and upon further investigation, discover the father has a criminal background and was a part of a local gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061057 +0000" stop="20260415063340 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty-Six Point Tattoo - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mark overhears Bonnie saying he won't go the distance in the Chicago Marathon. Daniel is delayed in meeting the CEO of Kreativ Jus at the finish line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063340 +0000" stop="20260415065818 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beefys - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Diane is thrilled to see the '85 Bears re-create the Super Bowl Shuffle at the Beefy Awards, but her son, Mikey, plans a dinner party for the same night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065818 +0000" stop="20260415072343 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Contact - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, everyone has plans that don't involve Diane — until a glitchy voicemail has her panicked family searching hospitals to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072343 +0000" stop="20260415074856 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doppel Änger - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Diane seems to find a kindred soul in a new neighbor. Bonnie and Mark want to have a new baby, while Daniel is shocked while taking an art class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061522 +0000" stop="20260415063844 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye Dazzles - S01E33</title>
    <desc>The Dazzles, are moving away and Chip is sad to see them leave.</desc>
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    <title>Chip's Birthday - S01E39</title>
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    <title>Gadget Goes Hawaiian - S02E33</title>
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    <title>It's a Bird, It's Insane, It's Dale! - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Dale finds a meteorite that gives him amazing powers and decides to use it to his advantage by becoming a superhero dedicated to doing good.</desc>
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    <title>Short Order Crooks - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Monty tries to make some cheese chowder and instead encounters a couple of cut-rate crooks.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Your Cheese and Q's - S02E36</title>
    <desc>A cheese shortage leads Monty and the Rangers to Rat Capone's secret hideout under a dairy.</desc>
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    <title>Disaster Squad - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A television news crew creates negative publicity for Jon and Ponch when they air edited news segments making the officers look bad.</desc>
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    <title>Tailgate Fate - S24E11</title>
    <desc>It's a Chopped tailgate party! In the first round, the chefs must prepare pretzel roll and chicken wing appetizers. Then will the chefs make the obvious from the burger patties in the second basket, or stretch their imaginations in an effort to impress the judges? With the end zone in sight, the final two chefs open the dessert round to find four fruity surprises.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving Soup-er Stars - S25E11</title>
    <desc>All four chefs in this special Thanksgiving competition dedicate their time and talents to soup kitchens. In the first round, the chefs each come up with distinctive appetizer concepts in response to the typical Thanksgiving leftovers found in the baskets. Then in the entree round, the remaining chefs are surprised to see a theme emerging with the baskets. And an ice cream cake and a starchy candy are two of the perplexing items to be dealt with in the final round</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Truffles - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Truffles gets a new voice after Mung Daal tells her that her old one scares customers away. However, her new voice is so relaxed and non-threatening, so Chowder, Mung Daal, and Shnitzel no longer take her seriously and become feral primitives, leaving Truffles to decide between her new voice and her old one.</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Theater - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal's Catering Company has a mystery-themed theater show called "Who dunit? T'was not me: A romp in the glorious world of barber shop" in order to earn more money, but Chowder thinks that the play is real events and that Gazpacho will act out the play in real-life as Baron Von Bon Bon and kill the others. Chowder is then forced to go to Gorgonzola and Ceviché's help in order to stop him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070414 +0000" stop="20260415071526 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Ball - S02E21</title>
    <desc>While catering at a special sports event, Truffles and Mung argue about the rules of the game, resulting in the two competing in the games.
Full episode name is "Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble-Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Re-Run Free For All Big Ball" but is usually just shortened to Big Ball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071526 +0000" stop="20260415072705 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brain Freeze - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Chowder drinks a cool drink too fast, causing him to be frozen in a block of ice. But in order to get back to the kitchen, Chowder must get the help of 2 flenguins to get the fur coat of Flazpacho.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072705 +0000" stop="20260415073855 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snail Car - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Mung gets a new car, but Chowder wants the old one back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073855 +0000" stop="20260415075002 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lollistops - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Chowder wrecks his teeth so he can go to his dentist, who gives out delicious "lollistops".</desc>
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    <title>Down on the Farm - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Faye bets Chase and Gray can’t live like she did; Savannah gets to be the boss of Todd.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062410 +0000" stop="20260415064532 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wire, Wire, Pants on Fire - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Todd and Julie struggle with lying to Grayson; Chase applies to join a country club.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064532 +0000" stop="20260415070653 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faye’s Got Talent - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Faye enters a talent competition; Savannah tries to learn French for her boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070653 +0000" stop="20260415072817 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Faye Hunting - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Faye and Chase hunt for the perfect Thanksgiving; Grayson tries out for the debate team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072817 +0000" stop="20260415074952 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Not to Swear - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Chase and Faye don’t want to play ball with Todd; Chloe’s swearing causes family drama.</desc>
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    <title>Murder at 1600 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>No child is left behind when Chucky manages to insinuate himself into the White House and find a new "friend 'til the end" in the President's lonely young son, Henry. Meanwhile, Jake and Devon assist Lexy in finding her missing sister Caroline.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065636 +0000" stop="20260415074141 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let the Right One In - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jake, Devon and Lexy hatch a plan to take down Chucky by befriending the President's teenage son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061546 +0000" stop="20260415063442 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilson &amp; the Paint Wagon - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Dunbar is training the trainees to use the new Painting wagons, and Wilson can't paint properly, and accidentally paints a moustache on Dunbar! Old Puffer Pete takes him to Old Chuggington to practise. Wilson tries to find the others, but can't, so paints his shed door instead, painting a butterfly that landed on the roof. Chatsworth comes by, and says that he can't paint it. However, Chatsworth finds him something to paint - Dunbar, Koko, Wilson and Brewster on the depot wall!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063442 +0000" stop="20260415065339 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Puffer Pete's Firebox - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Puffer Pete's firebox is completely worn out and he can't move without it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065339 +0000" stop="20260415071235 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brewster's Little Helper - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Zephie admires the big chuggers, and wants to pull freight just like them. When she overhears Brewster being given his jobs for the day, she decides to do some of them for him, but wreaks havoc, and can't handle a van full of tiles, and crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071235 +0000" stop="20260415073132 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koko Takes Charge - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When Irving leaves Koko in charge of the recycling yard, she is keen to show how responsible she is, but she doesn't listen properly to his instructions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073132 +0000" stop="20260415075028 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puffer Pete's Big Show - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Old Puffer Pete has been working in Chuggington for 150 years, and the Mayor wants to commemorate his anniversary with a special show.</desc>
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    <title>Mystic Mo - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While trying to teach Baby Mo how to play cricket, Mr Khan discovers that his little grandson might be psychic and immediately sets him to work picking his lottery numbers.

Amjad's mother, Mrs Malik, is threatening to solve Shazia and Amjad's housing problems by taking them with her to live in Bradford. Mrs Khan succumbs to stomach pains as a result of the stress, and the family rushes her to hospital.

On her hospital gurney, while waiting to see a doctor (who she tries to set up with Alia), Mrs Khan makes her husband promise to stop Shazia, Amjad and Baby Mo going to live with the in-laws. Khan has to use his ingenuity - and a DNA testing kit - to try and save the day, not before electrocuting himself on a defibrillator and getting involved in one mo' mix up...</desc>
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    <title>Alia's Boyfriend - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In line with the great tradition of British Muslim baking, Mr Khan enters the Great Sparkhill Bake Off. He's making his own version of the lemon drizzle inside-out cake.

Meanwhile, there are more pressing problems on the domestic front: Alia's got a boyfriend. Mrs Khan is worried that he sounds too rough and sends Mr Khan (and son-in-law Amjad) to give him a talking to - at a pub.

After negotiating a number of bearded biker men, Khan meets the boyfriend and for purely selfish reasons invites him over to the house. However, Mrs Khan makes a discovery that forces Mr Khan to quiz Alia about every father's worst nightmare...</desc>
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    <title>Cricket - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The opening episode of the 5th season sees Mr Khan make an exhibition of himself in front of a packed house at Edgbaston Cricket Ground. Having been made to sleep in the car by Mrs Khan after forgetting their wedding anniversary, Mr Khan is on a mission to make amends. But his boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping organise. Mr Khan has no option but to get to the cricket match to find Moeen and do whatever it takes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061529 +0000" stop="20260415072901 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Most Hallowed Ground (1864) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with the presidential election of 1864 that sets Abraham Lincoln against his old commanding general, George McClellan. The stakes are nothing less than the survival of the Union itself: with Grant and Sherman stalled at Petersburg and Atlanta, opinion in the North has turned strongly against the war. But 11th-hour victories at Mobile Bay, Atlanta, and the Shenandoah Valley tilt the election to Lincoln and the Confederacy's last hope for independence dies. In an ironic twist, poignantly typical of the Civil War, Lee's Arlington mansion is turned into a Union military hospital and the estate becomes Arlington National Cemetery, the Union's most hallowed ground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061518 +0000" stop="20260415063657 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pins, Spins and Fins! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Rallo starts getting a big head over his bowling prowess, Donna tells him little kids don't have skills; Cleveland, Lester, Holt and Terry try to spice up their friendship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063657 +0000" stop="20260415065837 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rodent Like This - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Donna finds a rat in the house, she takes the kids and stays with her mother, but Cleveland forms an attachment to the creature; Rallo and Jr. play spies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065837 +0000" stop="20260415072015 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hangover Part Tubbs - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Donna tries to keep Cleveland out of her campaign as she runs for a spot on the school board; Junior learns he is an incredible diver, but is afraid of wearing the school's uniform -- a tiny bathing suit.</desc>
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    <title>California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown) - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When the Browns move to Los Angeles, Cleveland pursues his dream of becoming a major league baseball scout; Donna and the kids become enamoured with L.A.'s glitzy lifestyle.</desc>
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    <title>The Brother - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With the truth now out about Sarah Oxley, focus shifts to her brother, Simon, questions arise about how far a grieving, protective brother would go.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065729 +0000" stop="20260415074811 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Son - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ethan Brewer lost his father and so much more. But as he fights to restore his dad's reputation, has he found an online friend -or something else?</desc>
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    <title>Cleo's Fair Share - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cleo gets a new toy and doesn't want to share it. Cleo learns it's not as much fun playing with a new toy without your friends.</desc>
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    <title>Special Delivery - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Clifford accidentally breaks a present he was supposed to deliver for Emily, then allows Cleo to convince him to try and hide the fact from Emily. Clifford learns that it's best to be honest, right from the start.</desc>
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    <title>A Ferry Tale - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Emily grooms Clifford in preparation for Prize Pooch Magazine's "Dog of the Year" contest, he is expected to "stay clean" until the contest judge arrives. Clifford struggles to stay clean, but getting dirty gets the better of him. In the end, Clifford learns that Emily loves him – clean or dirty!</desc>
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    <title>And Birdy Makes Three - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Emily finds a baby bird and has to take care of her until she can learn to fly. This doesn't leave her much time to play with Clifford. Clifford learns that even when she's busy with other thing Emily never stops loving him.</desc>
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    <title>Jorge And The Dog Run - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Clifford is excited to go to his first outing at the local dog run, but becomes worried that he won't fit in after a conversation with Norville. At the dog run, he can't get anyone to notice him at first, but soon finds a friend named Jorge. Jorge lets him join in a game called Dog Ball and sticks up for him when he messes up because he didn't really know how to play. Later, Clifford shares a snack with Jorge and upon returning home finds out that Jorge is actually a nearby neighbor.</desc>
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    <title>Paw Print Picasso - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth makes a painting for an Art Fair, but when Clifford starts a game of ball with kittens Flo and Zo, he ends up getting into the paint and getting pawprints all over her painting. Flo and Zo convince him to try and hide what he did by rolling up the painting, but he feels guilty about it the whole night as Emily Elizabeth sleeps. The next day, Clifford slips into Emily Elizabeth's backpack and goes with her to still in an attempt to warn her about what he did to the painting. At school, he tries to show her what happened, but his small size keeps him from even finding her. He's eventually discovered, but by the time Emily Elizabeth figures out what happened, her painting is being hailed as a masterpiece at the art gallery. Emily Elizabeth gives him the credit he deserves and back at home, Daffodil praises Clifford for his braveness.</desc>
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    <title>Sock It To Me - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Clifford has a favorite toy called a sock spider which he and Emily Elizabeth enjoy playing with. Daffodil, however, claims that she doesn't like it and it isn't a real toy, which leads Clifford, acting on Norville's advice, to try and get rid of it. The truth, however, is that Daffodil doesn't really mind the toy, what she minds is feeling left out. It's up to Clifford to find out Daffodil's real problem and find a way to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>Friends Of All Ages - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A new neighbor moves into Clifford and Emily Elizabeths' apartment and brings her dog Tricksie with her. Tricksie is an older dog and Clifford doesn't understand at first why she doesn't want to join in some of the fun activities that he does with Jorge. After spending some time with her and getting some advice from Daffodil, Clifford and Jorge learn that even though Tricksie might get tired easily, they can still be friends and she has a lot to teach them.</desc>
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    <title>Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale (Part 2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As all the clones are preparing for the winter prom, Abe Lincoln decides whether to ask Cleopatra or Joan of Arc; Gandhi concocts a brilliant plan to get dates for all the school geeks; and Principal Scudworth attempts to execute his sinister, evil plan, while the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures prepares to abduct the clones on prom night to advance their own evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's the politically correct Snowflake Day season, and everyone is in the holiday spirit, except for Joan of Arc, who is against the commercialism of the made-up holiday. But a homeless urchin who may be an angel or the pop sensation Mandy Moore teaches Joan an important lesson. Meanwhile, Abe and Gandhi attempt to invent and market an interesting device, so that Abe will have money to buy Cleopatra an expensive Snowflake Day gift.</desc>
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    <title>Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In desperation to get with the beautiful and popular Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln is hoping to make a move on her at JFK's party. JFK, however, also has the hots for her and will only let Abe come on the condition that he brings the beer. Meanwhile, Joan of Arc, who is trying to win Abe's heart, starts up a Teen Crisis Hotline in an attempt to impress him with her commitment to community service; their mutual friend, Gandhi, who accidentally agrees to help with the hotline, forwards the calls to his cell phone so he can go to the party. All the while, Principal Scudworth and Mr. Butlertron attempt to crash the party so as to better understand the students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071947 +0000" stop="20260415074606 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cleopatra discovers she cannot continue to run for Student Body President because of term limits, so she convinces JFK to run on her behalf, and when Abe sees that Cleo appreciates leaders, he decides to run as well. But students of Clone High do not care about real issues, and many are infatuated with JFK; Abe employs a corporate sponsor, "X-Stream Blu," to jazz up his campaign. The only problem is that Gandhi becomes horribly addicted to this mysterious food product.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060801 +0000" stop="20260415062003 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Me, Monkey You - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Flint accidentally combines himself with Steve, he must learn to live with the monkey inside him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062003 +0000" stop="20260415063204 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Invention Ever! - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After hearing Flint brag about sleep-inventing the best invention ever, the Mayor sees it as a money-making opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063204 +0000" stop="20260415064348 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Sal, Folks! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>In trying to keep Sam from moving away, Flint accidentally animates the town's sardine statue, and it begins spilling the town's secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064348 +0000" stop="20260415065531 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cloudy With a Chance of Clouds - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Flint gives Sam a Cloud-Maker for the anniversary of their friendship, but Sam's new cloud friend will not leave her side.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065531 +0000" stop="20260415070715 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science of the Toot - S01E21</title>
    <desc>In a bid to make his classmates consider his idea for a science mural, Flint creates a toot-inducing bean.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070715 +0000" stop="20260415071858 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Stressup - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After being inured by one of Flint's inventions, Tim's doctor wants him to relax, and Flint has just the thing to help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071858 +0000" stop="20260415073100 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtu-Earl Reality - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After encouraging Mr. Earl to have a day off, Sam and Flint learn he is too bored, and try to make things better for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073100 +0000" stop="20260415074302 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Clappy Monkey - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Steve falls in love with the cymbal-smashing electric monkey Flint brought in to replace Steve while he was on vacation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074302 +0000" stop="20260415075504 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Rumble - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Flint enters his fearsome robot into a robot boxing competition, and when it comes face to face with Mayor Shelbourne's robot, the results are explosive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060753 +0000" stop="20260415063156 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haven't I Slept with You Somewhere Before? - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Hayden believes the new president of Minnesota State is a woman with whom he once had a fling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063156 +0000" stop="20260415065554 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homewreckers - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Hayden seeks Luther's companionship while Christine works on the weekend, and while she is away nearly destroys her apartment.</desc>
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    <title>Professor Doolittle - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Hayden enrolls his team in the academic class he's been required to teach, and sets out to make it "the easiest history class in history."</desc>
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    <title>Sunshine on My Shoulder Makes Me Happy: A Show About Bird Ransom - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Let's Begin - S04E01</title>
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    <title>First Learn Stand - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Johnny picks up defensive strategies while Daniel learns how to go on the offensive. Amanda confronts Tory. New kid Kenny is bullied at school.</desc>
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    <title>Then Learn Fly - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Kenny tries to become a student of Cobra Kai with some encouragement from Robby, while Johnny urges Sam to take a leap of faith – in herself.</desc>
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    <title>Learning with JJ - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After practicing the alphabet and making shadow puppets, the kids use their imaginations while playing dress-up. JJ also has fun camping and fishing.</desc>
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    <title>Let's be Friends! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>JJ and his class go on a bouncy bus ride and make a tasty soup. Then, it's all smiles during a game of hide-and-seek in the snow and a nature walk.</desc>
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    <title>Knight - S01E17</title>
    <desc>An inauguration ceremony of Clovis' memorial art museum is being held, with Euphemia judging the art works. Lelouch agrees to help Kyoshiro Tohdoh's comrades rescue their leader and Shirley finds an old crumpled letter detailing her previous knowledge of Zero's identity. During the rescue mission, Lelouch convinces Tohdoh to join the Black Knights. The Lancelot appears and attempts to stop them, but Lelouch is able to predict its movements and plan a counterattack. When Tohdoh slices open the cockpit, revealing Suzaku within, Lelouch is shocked, having originally planned for Suzaku to become Nunnally's knight. He orders an immediate retreat as reinforcements arrive. Seeing Suzaku's bravery and creed, Euphemia announces to the media that he will be her knight.</desc>
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    <title>I Order You, Suzaku Kururugi - S01E18</title>
    <desc>As Euphemia knights Suzaku, Lelouch establishes the hierarchy of the Black Knights. Diethard Reid suggests assassinating Suzaku, but Lelouch has other plans for him. He launches a plan to disable and capture Suzaku and the Lancelot at a Britannia military base on Shikinejima. The plan almost succeeds, but Second Prince Schneizel el Britannia appears and orders his floating battleship, the Avalon, to bombard the island.</desc>
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    <title>Island of the Gods - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The aftermath of the Avalon's arrival inexplicably leaves Lelouch, Euphemia, Kallen, and Suzaku on the island of Kaminejima. Suzaku encounters Kallen while Euphemia is found by Zero. Suzaku learns Kallen is a Black Knight and pilot of the Guren Mk-II, and in turn tells her about how he killed his father. Euphemia confirms her suspicions that Lelouch is Zero. Schneizel, Lloyd, and Cécile Croomy survey the island's ancient ruins. When Lelouch, Kallen, Suzaku, and Euphemia suddenly fall into the ruins, Lelouch and Kallen steal the prototype Knightmare Frame Gawain to escape. Elsewhere, the exiled Japanese government from seven years ago launches a full-scale assault on Kyūshū with the help of the Chinese Federation.</desc>
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    <title>The Battle for Kyushu - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Britannian Army fights back against the Kyūshū invaders with the Lancelot. Meanwhile, Nina meets Princess Euphemia and inadvertently gives Euphemia peace of mind about her feelings for Suzaku. As Suzaku becomes cornered when his Lancelot's battery runs out, Euphemia encourages Suzaku to fight on and live. Zero and C.C. fly into the battlefield in the Gawain to recharge the Lancelot, and the two Knightmares end the Kyūshū campaign together.</desc>
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    <title>Jay Leno: Comedy Is a Concealed Weapon - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Jay Leno, drive a 1949 Porsche 356/2 to Jones Coffee for Jay's first cup of coffee.</desc>
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    <title>Todd Barry: So You're Mellow and Tense? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest Todd Barry (Wanderlust) drive a 1966 MGB Roadster to Coney Island for a hot dog.</desc>
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    <title>Tina Fey: Feces Are My Purview - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Tina Fey (30 Rock), drive a 1967 Volvo 1800S to Floridita Restaurant for some coffee.</desc>
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    <title>George Costanza: The Over-Cheer - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, George Costanza, drive a 1976 American Motors Pacer to Tom's Restaurant for some coffee.</desc>
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    <title>Howard Stern: The Last Days of Howard Stern - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and his special guest, Howard Stern (The Howard Stern Show), drive "The Judge" a 1969 Pontiac GTO to The Bel Aire Diner for some coffee in the season finale.</desc>
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    <title>Sarah Jessica Parker: A Little Hyper-Aware - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Sarah Jessica Parker, sip a Starbucks while driving a 1976 Ford Country Station Wagon to Long Island’s Colony Diner ... for another cup of coffee.</desc>
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    <title>George Wallace: Two Polish Airline Pilots - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) and long-time friend George Wallace laugh about the good old days as they cruise down the Vegas strip in a 1965 Buick Riviera and stop for coffee at the famous Peppermill Restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Netherlands - Soundos el Ahmadi - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Filter? Soundos el Ahmadi doesn't need a filter. She candidly reveals the price she's paid for looking good, having a baby and bottling up her anger.</desc>
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    <title>Netherlands - Rayen Panday - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Rayen Panday enumerates the difficulties of being single in his 30s, the one job he could never do and the two types of people in the world.</desc>
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    <title>USA - Neal Brennan - S01E01</title>
    <desc>It’s been a rough year for humans. But Neal Brennan’s here with thhoughtfully hilarious musings on a trip to Germany, dating in the #MeToo era and more.</desc>
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    <title>Advanced Criminal Law - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Senor Chang threatens to fail the whole class unless a cheater owns up; Jeff defends the one who comes forward. Annie and Pierce team up to compose a new school song.</desc>
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    <title>Football, Feminism, and You - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While Jeff urges Troy to sign up with the football team, Britta learns girl talk etiquette from Shirley.</desc>
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    <title>Introduction to Statistics - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Home Economics - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Exercise Bands, Money Plans, and Faraway Lands - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Ahead of the deposition, Dan gets support from Jackie, Becky and Darlene. Mark is presented with an opportunity which leads to a major life decision. Meanwhile, Becky and Tyler consider the next step in their relationship – joint finances.</desc>
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    <title>The Truck Stops Here - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Jackie prepares for a series of physical tests in an effort to rejoin the police force; Darlene confronts the insecurities in her marriage with Ben; Dan’s deposition stirs up feelings, and final farewells are made in true Conner family fashion.</desc>
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    <title>Keep on Truckin' - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.</desc>
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    <title>Tangled Up in Blue - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than she can offer.</desc>
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    <title>There Won't Be Blood - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It’s Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark’s, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn’t.</desc>
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    <title>American Diner - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The home cooks think outside the box to prepare elevated diner classics for chef, restaurateur and James Beard-nominated cookbook author Richard Blais.</desc>
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    <title>Southern Comfort - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Three more home cooks whip up creative comfort food for Melba Wilson, the queen of Southern cooking, by bidding on items like her Cajun spice mix.</desc>
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    <title>"I Do" Cannabis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A wedding party theme with a guest list boasting Too $hort and El-P has contestants concocting unique, blissfully baked takes on nuptial cakes.</desc>
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    <title>Futurist Food - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Nate Robinson and John Salley, food’s future looks dystopian: Saucepans blaze, and lab-grown tartare with sativa-infused mealworm tops the menu.</desc>
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    <title>Indecent Proposal - S01E20</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to date a guy way out of her league, Margaret pretends to be someone she's not. When Hank doesn't hear back from his doctor about a questionable mole, he's convinced his days are numbered, so Charlie helps him get his test results. Meanwhile, Sid avoids John, who has a very important question to ask him.</desc>
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    <title>Vegas Baby! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hank is excited to give his son the perfect wedding gift in Las Vegas, until he finds out Lorraine's boyfriend, Reggie, is paying for everything. Meanwhile, Margaret and Sid's luck at the blackjack table quickly takes a turn, and Charlie hopes his old Vegas connections will come through for him.</desc>
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    <title>The Friend-aversary - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Sid prepare their Friend-iversary party, and don't include Margaret. Noticing the tension between Hank and Sid, Margaret encourages Sid to speak up for himself. Meanwhile, Sid has his sights set on the patio for their party and attempts to convince the cat ladies to release it to them.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three friends at a retirement center have their comfortable existence rattled by a newcomer to the community.</desc>
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    <title>Pants Down, Hit the Ground - S29E07</title>
    <desc>A deputy responds to a neighborhood disturbance where the suspect quickly reveals himself; a man learns a tough lesson about wearing a seatbelt; and police find a sad man with a bizarre story during a traffic stop.</desc>
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    <title>British Invasion - S29E08</title>
    <desc>A desperate trespasser attempts to give the cops the slip. A frightened man tries to get the attention of deputies and takes the wrong approach. Officers show that a little honesty can go a long way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064503 +0000" stop="20260415070459 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One, Two, Tree - S29E09</title>
    <desc>A high-speed pursuit ends suddenly when a suspect takes a wrong turn; officers intervene in a lovers' quarrel; and a nervous man tries to hide his criminal act.</desc>
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    <title>Just Hanging Out - S29E11</title>
    <desc>A jumpy bicyclist mistakenly reveals more than he had planned; officers search a darkened building in an attempt to thwart a robbery in progress; a frightened woman just can't keep her cool when stopped by the cops.</desc>
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    <title>Bail Me Out, Boss - S29E12</title>
    <desc>Cops help a distressed woman escape an abusive fiance; a motorist's passenger causes trouble; and authorities encounter an overly friendly man.</desc>
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    <title>Bonjour, Sondra - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sondra, the eldest Huxtable child makes her first appearance when she visits home for Thanksgiving. She plans on going to Paris for the summer, and hopes that her parents will support the decision.</desc>
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    <title>You're Not a Mother Night - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Clair is exhausted from constantly caring for the children. Cliff decides to take her out on the town for "You're Not a Mother Night." They go to a fancy restaurant and hotel. While there, some of Clair's motherly instincts start kicking in-but they stop in time for a romantic evening.</desc>
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    <title>Rudy's Sick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Clair could be named partner at her law firm if an interview goes well-but Rudy is sick! Cliff vows to take care of her while Clair works, and engages in some unique doctoring methods. Clair is named partner and Rudy is fine by the end.</desc>
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    <title>Father's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Cliff complains about the poor quality of his annual Father's Day gifts. He challenges the children to find some better presents for a December Father's Day. They give him thoughtful-if not quite attractive-presents.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Great Wide Open - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jules tries to party hard like a twentysomething and ends up looking like a total fool, when even her best friend Ellie, told her not to do it. Travis discovers trying to avoid further embarrassment due to his father, Bobby, working at his school, can actually add to it. Jules gets as frustrated as she faces the physical limitations of her age.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Do Me Like That - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jules family and friends crash the 10th date with her new boyfriend, Josh. Ellie and Laurie help Jules realize that it's ok to be selfish once in a while, when Jules has a disastrous experience in bed with Josh. Meanwhile, Jules left Travis with Bobby, who has to be responsible and deal with his son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065113 +0000" stop="20260415071205 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Won't Back Down - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Jules inadvertently tells Grayson he's hot and he doesn't reciprocate, she's on a mission to get him to admit she's sexy. With a little help from Laurie and Ellie, Jules uncovers the ultimate burn to put Grayson in his place. Meanwhile, Ellie is feeling like she's lost her looks after the birth of Stan, and Bobby and Travis search for something to bond over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071205 +0000" stop="20260415073350 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Wreck Me - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jules rues the day when her ex-husband, Bobby, and Grayson become fast friends over a mercy golf lesson that she organized to help boost Bobby's self esteem. Meanwhile, Laurie surprises even herself when she takes on a new client to prove her worth to Jules.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073350 +0000" stop="20260415075535 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Woman in Love (It's Not Me) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Josh tells Jules he's in love with her, she knows the time has come to break things off with him. Unfortunately for Jules, she's not the best at ending relationships without hurting people's feelings, but thankfully she has the expertise of friends Laurie and Ellie to see her through. Meanwhile, Bobby, Grayson and Andy hit the links with money and pride on the line.</desc>
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    <title>00 Duck - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Egg, an evil mastermind, needs the castle as part of his plan for world conquest. To distract Duckula, he sends him on a fake spy mission.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery Cruise - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Nanny has won a trip for 3 on a luxury cruise ship. Nanny causes so many incidents that all the other people on the ship hide until she leaves the ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070038 +0000" stop="20260415072301 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World in a Total Daze - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A famous world explorer is hired by Von Goosewing to challenge Duckula to a race around the world. Though Von Goosewing cheats, Castle Duckula still finishes first. Still, Duckula is denied the grand prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072301 +0000" stop="20260415074528 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhattan Duck - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Count transports the castle to Manhattan, where Transylvanian style suddenly becomes the newest fasion fad. Seeing his chance to make a fortune, Duckula sells off most of the contents of the caslte, including Igor. Duckula and Nanny use the money to have a grand time in the city. Unfortunately they may be stuck there, since one of the things they sold was the clock that controls the transport mechanism.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062905 +0000" stop="20260415065950 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bless the Broken Road - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bailey's time to shine finally arrives — but the Haywoods aren't ready to say goodbye. Brody revisits his feelings for Jo, and Boone drops a bombshell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065950 +0000" stop="20260415073035 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Harmony leads to heartache as aspiring singer Bailey's big break falls to pieces. But a chance encounter on a stormy night leads to new possibilities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061337 +0000" stop="20260415063637 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Out of Water - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ethan gets a taste of the outdoors on his first camping trip with Coffey and Paw Paw.  In the city, Criscilla takes her first dance class post-surgery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063637 +0000" stop="20260415070001 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenth Time's a Charm - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Seeking redemption, Coffey ups the ante for a 10th wedding anniversary.  That includes going back to where the couple's love story began.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070001 +0000" stop="20260415072340 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad, Can I have $300? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Ethan asks for money to buy an Xbox, Coffey shows him the ropes of starting a business.  The family celebrates middle child Emmarie's graduation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072340 +0000" stop="20260415074712 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Dancing! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Coffey collaborates with Criscilla on a music video for "She's Famous."  Can she fuse her hip-hop swag with his upbeat country?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mwalimu's brothers object to his final resting place as people start falling ill after the funeral. Vivienne and Max bend the law to get what they want.</desc>
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    <title>Muriel Meets Her Match - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A criminal lady named Maria Ladrones and her husband who is just a hand, (named Milo Ladrones) comes to Muriel's house when the TV needs fixing. Eustace goes in the van to watch their TV. For fun, Mariah says, she makes her hair like Muriel's and dresses up like Muriel. She steals Muriel's gift certificate and everything. When Mariah and Milo steal a diamond the police think Muriel did it because Mariah looked like Muriel. Courage must clear Muriel's name.</desc>
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    <title>Campsite of Terror - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Stormy Weather - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A storm goddess who always has a raincloud around her, comes to the Bagge house. She's looking for her dog, Duncan, who looks just like Courage. She wants a new dog so desperate she tries to steal Courage. Muriel argues with her, while the stormcloud destorys the house.Mr.(Charlie) Mouse tells Courage where Duncan is. Courage looks for Duncan and finally finds him in a sewer licking the God Bone. He gets him back and the goddess goes away and all's well with the exception that the house is still destroyed and Eustace was sucked up by the cloud.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Drive Courage - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While the computer downloads the recipie for a cold reminie soup for Eustace's sickness, it is infected with a virus who caputures Muriel into the computer.Courage must go in after her to save her and the computer.He saves her and Eustace becomes healthy again.</desc>
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    <title>Horn Envy - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Goin' My Way? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>While driving in the snow, Mom and Dad find The Red Guy who says he's heading "home"; so Mom and Dad take him home with him, and immediately think of him has their new favorite son. Cow and Chicken work together to try to prove The Red Guy's a fraud.</desc>
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    <title>The Babysitter - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.</desc>
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    <title>Cow Fly - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.</desc>
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    <title>Session #1: Asteroid Blues - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Spike and Jet head to Tijuana to track down an outlaw smuggling a dangerous drug known as blood-eye. Jet wants the bounty, but Spike has eyes for a far prettier prize.</desc>
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    <title>Session #3: Honky Tonk Women - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A night at the casino lands Spike and Jet in hot water when they cross paths with Faye Valentine, a stunning con artist wanted by the law – and the bad guys.</desc>
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    <title>Session #7: Heavy Metal Queen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Bebop crew pursues a renegade explosives expert, and Spike crosses paths with a nameless space trucker that hates bounty hunters.</desc>
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    <title>Session #8: Waltz for Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Spike gets involved with a fugitive who is willing to risk his own life to restore his sister’s sight. Can the Bebop crew save the day before tragedy strikes?</desc>
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    <title>One Day a Lemming Will Fly (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Criminal psychologist Fitz realises that Cassidy's confession is flawed, but he will not retract his statement. DS Bilborough needs to be seen to make an arrest and when he does, he incurs Fitz's wrath.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The housemates throw a birthday party for Sam, but an unexpected guest arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Lulu settles into a new home and job, the knock-on effects quickly escalate for Kate as her new housemate gets a little too close for comfort.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The resident curry chef Anthony lays on an evening of deliciously spicy delights - but as the meal descends into chaos, it's not just the curry that ends up on the floor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073338 +0000" stop="20260415075732 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Anthony helps Lulu to register as a property guardian - but first they need some unconventional assistance from Lulu's eccentric Great Aunt Gladys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064557 +0000" stop="20260415073222 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananas, Pizza and a BBQ - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Volcano dough balls, banana tacos and a unique take on a BBQ are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060743 +0000" stop="20260415064957 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Rebecca forces Valencia to attend a festival with her, she finds she has more in common with Valencia than just Josh. Paula finds a new friend in Sunil, while Darryl learns something surprising about White Josh and ultimately, himself.</desc>
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    <title>Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group? - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rebecca tries to host a girls’ night with Paula, Heather, and Valencia, but things don’t go as planned. Meanwhile, Darryl bonds with co-worker Maya and discovers they have more in common than he realized.</desc>
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    <title>Downward Facing Dog - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Raquel goes on a date with Harry and discovers he's actually kind of kick-ass and romantic, but Amy is concerned - she can't shake the feeling that Harry's too good to be true.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071437 +0000" stop="20260415075725 +0000" channel="C762.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver with a Chainsaw - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Amy and Raquel go into hiding. As events spiral out of control, not even the girls' closest allies can be trusted...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064302 +0000" stop="20260415073346 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of an Era - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Days after a woman's harrowing escape, NJ police build a case. NYC officers connect the dots as trophies come to light. A daughter looks for closure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062710 +0000" stop="20260415070856 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Bear Witness - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The BAU meets their new section chief, Mateo Cruz, who, unbeknownst to them, shares a long work history with JJ. Cruz joins the team as they comb the streets of Baltimore for an unsub who leaves victims unable to communicate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070856 +0000" stop="20260415075129 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Route 66 - S09E05</title>
    <desc>As Hotch fights for his life due to complications from his stabbing at the hands of George Foyet, a.k.a. "The Reaper," he experiences visions of his late wife, Haley, and his nemesis, Foyet. Meanwhile, the BAU searches for a missing teenager and investigate her estranged father as a suspect in her disappearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060014 +0000" stop="20260415062316 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Jay - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jay's boss, Duke, has just made a new invention, "Phillips-o-Vision" which alters movies to make them more "like-able". Jay is disgusted with Duke's invention but when Duke is discovered to have a fatal disease, Jay must find a cure for Duke's ailment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062316 +0000" stop="20260415064601 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Marty fails to win an event at his school field day, he is feeling very low so Jay tries to improve his self-confidence by getting him interested in playing guitar and putting him in the school talent show. Meanwhile, Them Magazine names Jay "the wittiest man alive" so Duke offers to pay everyone who doesn't laugh at Jay's show $100 which doesn't go over very well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064601 +0000" stop="20260415070848 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uneasy Rider - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jay is asked by Duke to use his show to promote a new product, "Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco". Jay doesn't want to promote tobacco so he tears up his contract and quits. He finds a new career in truck driving where he is praised by the other truckers but starts to realize the importance of his other job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070848 +0000" stop="20260415073130 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pig-Boy and His Dog - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Eleanor is bored and feeling depressed with her life so he attempts to become an author and write a book. She writes a children's book called The Fat Little Pig which Jay learns is modeled after him which does not leave him very pleased. Meanwhile, Jay tries to get along with his new pet dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073130 +0000" stop="20260415075315 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherman, Woman and Child - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jay's ratings are not doing very well and Duke is about to fire him so Jay is feeling depressed. His feelings become better when he meets a new girlfriend named Alice and her daughter Penny. Alice gives Jay tips on how to improve his show and her advice works. Jay wants to get to know Alice better but discovers she has a boyfriend whom she wants to reject but can't.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063920 +0000" stop="20260415072323 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Fix 'Em All - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The docs give hope to the families of a dog with a tumor, a goose that's ill and a young cancer patient who wants to be a vet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063104 +0000" stop="20260415073336 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assassins - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As tensions with Philip increase, Elizabeth spends time with her old friend Porchey. Churchill’s portrait is painted for his 80th birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061006 +0000" stop="20260415065052 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Click Your Poison - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Special Agent Avery Ryan and her team investigate when a man dies after taking medication he purchased from a hacked ad on a medical website.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065052 +0000" stop="20260415073222 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost in the Machine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The cyber team tracks a killer who hacks into a popular online game and tricks gamers into delivering illegal weapons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062928 +0000" stop="20260415065914 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Officer Krupke - S07E08</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl competes for a role on the Seinfeld reunion, Larry is forced by Jeff to embrace his feminine side after a series of bizarre events leads Susie to think he's having an affair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065914 +0000" stop="20260415073502 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Table Read - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Rehearsals for the Seinfeld reunion show get complicated when Larry's text-message exchange with a 9-year-old Seinfeld fan lands him in trouble with the local authorities. Meanwhile, Leon tries to fool Michael Richards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060344 +0000" stop="20260415061524 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cooking with Monkey - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Professor Wiseman proudly presents a cake for the fire station barbecue, but when the cake bends a knife and proves to be extra sticky, everyone is astonished. Embarrassed, Wiseman explains that she will be "extra creative" for the bake sale. Bake sale? George needs to find out what's wrong with Wiseman's cooking, fast!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061524 +0000" stop="20260415062723 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George and Marco Sound It Out - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Nothing can stop George from listening to his favorite band, Lobos de Plata, a Latin band that plays in Endless Park. So when the bandstand is taken down, George goes on a mission with his friend and band-member, 8 year-old Marco, to find a perfect place for the band to play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062723 +0000" stop="20260415063904 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Monkey's Duckling - S05E02</title>
    <desc>George is so anxious for Dumpling Duck's eggs to hatch that he takes over as chief egg-sitter when Dumpling takes a break. When the first duckling emerges and sees George, he thinks the monkey is his mama!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063904 +0000" stop="20260415065103 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trader George - S05E03</title>
    <desc>George trades his rolling cart for some apple cider but soon wants it back</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065103 +0000" stop="20260415070243 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One in a Million Chameleon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Jade the chameleon escapes when George fails to close the cage door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070243 +0000" stop="20260415071442 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Super Subway Adventure - S05E05</title>
    <desc>George rides the underground train to the zoo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071442 +0000" stop="20260415072623 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Well Done, George - S05E06</title>
    <desc>George rides the underground train to the zoo; George tries to build a well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072623 +0000" stop="20260415073822 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Downhill Racer - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When George hears about the annual soapbox derby, he enlists Allie to help him make the coolest car a monkey could drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073822 +0000" stop="20260415075003 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Monkey - S05E08</title>
    <desc>George loves books and helping others, so volunteering to help the librarian is a no-brainer! But when she is called away, George may have volunteered for a bigger job than he expected. He does his best to reshelf books, but when people can't find what they're looking for, he starts over from scratch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062119 +0000" stop="20260415064417 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invasion - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The story recaps on Allen being stabbed by the Level 3's thread. It affects his molecule structure and partially broke it down. While this is happening the whole Asian HQ is going into hiding, along with locking down their information so the Akuma can not damage it. Bak awakens the guardian deity by engraving a mark on his hand to trap the Akuma in beams of light that come from the pillars around it. They run with Bak carrying Fou, they go into a hallway and Bak again uses the guardian deity to close the wall, while it is closing Bak sees the aproaching Akuma and Fou transforms into Allen to fight it. Allen begins to cry blood from his eye and when a tear hits the ground his Innocence manifests around him and he warps infront of the gate Bak finaly opens the wall and Allen jumps onto the back of the Akuma damaging it with his right hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064417 +0000" stop="20260415070714 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God's Clown - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Allen engages the Level 3 Akuma in battle. Allen speaks to the soul trapped within the Akuma, and learns that this soul was the one that had previously been calling out to him. The soul asks Allen to save him, and Allen consents. However, because his body's composition is unstable (due to the Akuma's prior attack), Allen literally begins to crack during the fight. When Allen crumbles completely, the Akuma turns on Bak and Fou, partially decomposing their bodies too. Enraged, Allen finally manages to reactivate his Innocence and, and he destroys the Akuma. His new Innocence gives him a long black arm with razor sharp talons for fingers. He also acquires a white cowl that shoots web-like projectiles and is fitted with a mask. Before the Akuma dies, he tells Allen of the gathering of the Noah, the Level 3 Akumas, and the Exorcists in Edo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070714 +0000" stop="20260415073011 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Name Chronicled - S02E20</title>
    <desc>After Allen recovers his left arm, he reflects on his old Innocence while many tests are done on the Ark. The tests show that his Innocence has reached 100% synchro-rate. Bak and Allen decide on a new name for Allen's newly evolved Innocence: God's Clown, otherwise known as Crown Clown. He is then given a new Exorcist coat by Wong, and he bids farewell to the Asia Branch, preparing to leave and board the Ark. Bak gives Allen a wireless communicator in a form of a gold earring, which allows him to talk to Komui. Lou Fa, Rikei, and Shifu return Allen's deck of cards, and Allen prepares to head off to Edo via Noah's Ark. The episode ends with Lavi preparing to engage in battle with Tyki Mikk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073011 +0000" stop="20260415075308 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showdown in the Capital - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The battle between the Exorcists and the Noah continues. While Lavi fights Tyki, the Earl combines the Level 3 Akumas into one giant Akuma that attacks the Exorcists. Meanwhile, Lavi attacks Tyki with a new move (a combination of the Fire and Heaven Seals). The Exorcists attack the giant Akuma, but their attacks have little effect. The giant Akuma uses its Evil Star Gita attack and destroys much of the battlefield. Chomesuke sacrifices herself to enable Lavi, Krory, and Bookman to attack the giant Akuma's head (its weak point). Although they succeed in knocking it down, the Akuma manages to get back up again and severely injures them. Meanwhile, Allen enters the Ark and is surprised to find that it is a lovely place filled with white buildings, just like any other country. When he expresses his concern for his friends, Komui cheers him up by telling him to think happy thoughts. Kanda, Marie, and General Tiedoll arrive in Edo, overlooking the scene of the battle between the other Exorcists and the Akuma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061705 +0000" stop="20260415064731 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Finance - S08E05</title>
    <desc>LCpl. Jones has problems with his bank account. When Mainwaring tries to help, he finds that the trail leads through the platoon, on to Mrs. Pike, and ends with Mr. Hodges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064731 +0000" stop="20260415071750 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face on the Poster - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Mainwaring has visions of promotion for himself and Wilson and of expanding the platoon into a company, so he embarks on a recruitment drive. A poster is drawn up and Jones is voted to be on it. Unfortunately a mix-up at the printer's results in Jones being branded an escaped prisoner of war instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071750 +0000" stop="20260415074800 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wake Up Walmington - S09E01</title>
    <desc>The people of Walmington-on-Sea are becoming apathetic about the war effort. When practicing on a firing range, Mainwaring is told to keep the noise down and Hodges is verbally assaulted for his efforts as chief warden. Mainwaring decides to scare his townfolk by getting the platoon to dress up as fifth columnists and marching through the countryside 'asking ze questions!' Will their plan work? Or will Mainwaring just end up looking rather silly in front of Capt. Square and the Eastgate platoon?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061327 +0000" stop="20260415063455 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bethany McLean - S15E147</title>
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  <programme start="20260415063455 +0000" stop="20260415065623 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jay-Z - S15E148</title>
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  <programme start="20260415065623 +0000" stop="20260415071752 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judah Friedlander - S15E150</title>
    <desc>The actor and comedian discusses the most important book in karate history, which he just wrote.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071752 +0000" stop="20260415073919 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susan Casey - S15E151</title>
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  <programme start="20260415061417 +0000" stop="20260415065635 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave New World - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A cartel faces consequences, as some lives are saved and others are lost, in the Season 3 finale. Also: Bobby and Sue Ellen forge a newfound alliance; Elena grapples with a deep betrayal; and John Ross discovers a shocking secret about J.R.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065635 +0000" stop="20260415075127 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Of The Guard - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Two decades since viewers last saw them, the Ewing’s are back. Television's first family of drama, sabotage, secrets and betrayal are gathering at Southfork Ranch for the upcoming wedding of Bobby’s adopted son, Christopher, to Rebecca Sutter. Although the occasion is joyous, an old family rivalry crosses generations after secret oil drilling on Southfork results in a major gusher. Everyone has his or her own agenda when the fight over oil and land threatens to tear the Ewings apart once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061848 +0000" stop="20260415064347 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitler's Golden Murder Palace - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Allied agent has uncovered strange happenings at a Nazi-owned casino in Morocco where Hitler is rumoured to be located. After the agent goes missing under mysterious circumstances, Danger 5 is sent in to smoke Hitler out of his African cash-hole. Things get complicated when Tucker is captured by Italian submariners and Ilsa bumps into her ex-husband, Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064347 +0000" stop="20260415070906 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Allied troops all over Europe are spontaneously transforming into blonde haired, blue eyed, blood-thirsty Nazis. Danger 5 is sent to Switzerland to connect with Field Marshall Jenkins, whose entire platoon has recently turned Nazi. Allied Command want Jenkins home safe before he can be turned too. But things turn pear-shaped on the way when Ilsa and Jackson's drinks are spiked, buying them a one way ticket to Hitler's dungeon of occult perversions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070906 +0000" stop="20260415073353 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Victory - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As World War Two reaches boiling point, giant Nazi monsters are rampaging across the world leaving a wake of destruction. Captain Gibraltar, a sailor who claims to be from the lost civilisation of Atlantis, contacts Allied Command and offers salvation in the form of an invincible super weapon. Danger 5 travels to Atlantis, but they discover that Gibraltar is not as friendly as he appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073353 +0000" stop="20260415075906 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas Colonel - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Last time it was war. This time it's personal.

It's Christmas in the 1980s. Adolf Hitler is alive and has two Yuletide wishes: Danger 5 dead... and the world under his Christmas tree.</desc>
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    <title>Rhyme and Punishment - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Crumhorn ""Ka-zonks"" DM and Penfold into a hallucinatory world in an attempt to drive them crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062523 +0000" stop="20260415064751 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Fright! - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Greenback attempts to take over England with his latest invention...an army of remote control, allergy causing pillows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064751 +0000" stop="20260415071020 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Duty - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Crumhorn invents a chemical that allows him to create land sharks to terrorize London. Things get even more complicated when Penfold gets into the formula.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071020 +0000" stop="20260415073244 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Intergalactic 147 - S10E07</title>
    <desc>A giant spaceship is spotted heading for Earth. It's part of the ""Intergalactic 147"" snooker game and it wants to put the Earth into a black hole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073244 +0000" stop="20260415075520 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rogue Robots - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse discovers that Baron Greenback is behind a wave of attack robots that have been going after agents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060521 +0000" stop="20260415062753 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jodi's Mama Travels for Work - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Jodi is sad that Dr. Platypus is going away for 3 days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062753 +0000" stop="20260415065425 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Does Gymnastics - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Daniel is nervous about going to gymnastics</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065425 +0000" stop="20260415072057 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel's Blueberry Paws - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Daniel Tiger's treat from Prince Tuesday's fruity ice treat cart starts to melt when he becomes distracted by all the other flavors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072057 +0000" stop="20260415074328 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret’s Birthday Buddy - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The Tiger Family is busy preparing for Margaret’s birthday party. Daniel struggles when the attention is not on him until he figures out that he can be a “tigertastic” birthday buddy and help make Margaret's day special.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060034 +0000" stop="20260415062222 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinch Sitter - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Desperate to avoid a meeting with a family therapist, Daria substitutes for Quinn on a babysitting gig. The family she ends up sitting for are the sickeningly-sweet Lester and Lauren Gupty, who have raised their kids Tad and Tricia into brainwashed little angels that only watch The Weather Channel on television, and avoid any sugar and junk food. It will take an artist extrordinare(yes, Jane) to rescue Daria from this nauseous night, and the Gupty kids from the sheltered lifestyle they've become so accustomed to.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062222 +0000" stop="20260415064342 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Cute - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Brooke, a Fashion Club hopeful, gets a nose job, and Quinn is deemed shallow for saying the new nose is merely "cute". The other Fashion Club members subsequently also get nose jobs, and so Quinn goes to get one too, but the doctor plays on Quinn's insecurities and talks her into getting about $6000 worth of surgery. Quinn doesn't have that kind of money, and becomes more determined to get it after Brooke has further surgery done and looks gorgeous. It's up to Daria to convince her she's perfect and doesn't need to change a thing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064342 +0000" stop="20260415070523 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big House - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After Daria and Quinn both come home past curfew, Helen and Jake begin Family Court, a mock trial that ends with the 2 girls being sentenced to a month's grounding. The parents later regret their decision after Daria uses this as an opportunity to drive them insane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070523 +0000" stop="20260415072701 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Worrier - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Daria and Jane head off to Alternapalooza with Jane's brother Trent and his friend Jesse. Daria finds this to be an awkward experience due to her strong attraction to Trent. The Fashion Club, meanwhile, dress "alternative" and head off to the festival, but on the way, they decide to go outlet shopping instead. Back home, Helen and Jake use their kids' absence as a chance to "spice up their marriage".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072701 +0000" stop="20260415074841 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Teachings of Don Jake - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jake and Helen take the kids on a camping trip, which doesn't go well after Jake starts obsessing over his rocky relationship with his late father. Then it goes straight to hell when Jake, Helen and Quinn eat psychotropic berries and go insane. Meanwhile, Jane and Trent attend their dysfunctional family reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061202 +0000" stop="20260415062546 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Polka Dot Tie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Davey and friends reject Nat because he wears a funny tie, but they soon realize God rejects no one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062546 +0000" stop="20260415064033 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Alone? - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During a family outing, Davey hops a ride on a train and is trapped inside all by himself, but he is comforted remembering that God is everywhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064033 +0000" stop="20260415065519 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pilgrim Boy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Davey is curious about the holiday, so his father reads him the story of the first Thanksgiving. As Dad shares the story, it is played out in Davey's imagination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065519 +0000" stop="20260415071007 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silver Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ignoring "Danger" signs, Davey finds himself trapped in an abandoned mine, and he must rely on Sally and Goliath for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071007 +0000" stop="20260415072448 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Waterfall - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Davey attempts to rescues Goliath after he falls in a river. Together they go over a waterfall, and Davey must help an injured Goliath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072448 +0000" stop="20260415073925 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down on the Farm - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Davey tries his hand at gardening, but is neglectful of his chores. Davey learns that God sends sun and rain, but it's up to him to do the rest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073925 +0000" stop="20260415075403 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bell Ringer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Davey helps Mr. Opp, a bell ringer at Davey's church, by winding clocks while Mr. Opp is out of town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060127 +0000" stop="20260415064358 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Right Moves - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Joey follows Eddie to his family home where they face up to their true emotions and the obstacles they must overcome to be together. Back in Boston, Pacey is invited to an exclusive party where he receives a promotion and is recruited to be part of a special project but is tipped off that the project maybe not be ethical. Audrey returns from Los Angeles and is welcomed back into the band, but blows her chances by getting drunk just before taking the stage. (The WB)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064358 +0000" stop="20260415072711 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock Bottom - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Joey convinces Eddie to cross the country to take Audrey to rehab; Dawson discovers that directing in Hollywood will be more difficult than he thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061747 +0000" stop="20260415065718 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, September 20, 2024 - S60E20</title>
    <desc>Connie's final plan comes to an explosive climax. EJ makes a shocking discovery. Ava and Stefan's lives are put in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065718 +0000" stop="20260415074346 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, September 23, 2024 - S60E21</title>
    <desc>Gabi thanks EJ for his heroics. A grateful Ava tends to Stefan. Jada realizes just how crazy Connie is. Paulina offers Melinda EJ's job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061538 +0000" stop="20260415065622 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bored on Board Onboard - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Legends are ready to get back home, but after Constantine overloaded Gideon, they are going to have to go the old fashion way to preserve the ships energy. Trying to entertain themselves, tensions start to grow high, so Gary suggests playing a murder mystery game to pass the time. Meanwhile, Rory and Gary deal with an unexpected guest that arrives on the Waverider.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065622 +0000" stop="20260415073854 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silence of the Sonograms - S06E13</title>
    <desc>With the legends on high alert with their unwanted guest in their custody, Ava is tasked with the interrogation. Rory is struggling with the terrible pain in his head. Zari enlists Astra and Spooner's help to figure what is going on with Constantine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062810 +0000" stop="20260415071154 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice and Open Water - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The 2007 Opilio Crab season continues to march on despite the dangerous risks faced by the fleet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071154 +0000" stop="20260415075538 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Frozen Finish - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The 2007 Opilio season has been long, cold, dangerous, and filled with problems. Now, the captains and their crews hurry back to unload despite the freezing conditions, so they can cash in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061657 +0000" stop="20260415070507 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Keeper - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After following clues from his late father to the multi-million-dollar Kona fishing grounds in Hawaii, Captain Josh Harris' business faces extinction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070507 +0000" stop="20260415074648 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillstrand's Heroes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Captain Josh gets a surprise visit from Johnathan Hillstrand. Challenges due to Covid-19 and a demanding client force the boys to get creative.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061458 +0000" stop="20260415063719 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ming Warrior vs. Musketeer - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ming Warrior, the innovative killer who deployed exploding land-mines and flaming arrows to forge China's greatest empire faces off with the Musketeer, the elite French fighter whose skill with the rapier and musket were legendary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063719 +0000" stop="20260415071641 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comanche vs. Mongol - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Native American commando is matched against the barbaric Asian warrior who conquered more territory than any other empire in history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071641 +0000" stop="20260415075837 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Navy Seal vs. Israeli Commando - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The cunning American killers of both land and sea matches their skills with Israel's covert assassins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064545 +0000" stop="20260415073849 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leviathan Smiles - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Merrick and Blazanov delivers the day's edition of The Pioneer around camp. A stagecoach arrives accompanied by the sound of gunfire as two strangers (Wyatt and Morgan Earp) come into town, unsettling the Sheriff and Al who wonder if they're Hearst's men. Swearengen talks to Wyatt Earp, evaluating his story, while Fields prepares for his departure. Jack tells his ailing friend, Chesterton, that he will move him to the theater that day. Lastly, Hearst finds an unexpected doctor for his back problems as he awaits an important "package."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061614 +0000" stop="20260415071350 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painkiller Thriller - S11E05</title>
    <desc>When a young popstar is found dead at a rehab clinic, it initially looks like a tragic accident. But Neville is convinced there’s more to her death than meets the eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060334 +0000" stop="20260415062857 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Third Passenger - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Gambler Bill Gentry is the prime suspect when a mail carrier is murdered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062857 +0000" stop="20260415065420 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial by Fear - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Two hoods see a way to fatten their wallets when they overhear a conversation among wealthy businessmen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065420 +0000" stop="20260415071943 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of Elk Creek Canyon - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Stage driver Abe Williamson tracks the outlaws who took his last few cents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071943 +0000" stop="20260415074506 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bullet for the D.A. - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Ex-outlaw Belle Starr goes after the D.A. who ridiculed her illiterate husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062152 +0000" stop="20260415065043 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joe Clair, Jasper Redd, Red Grant, Mark Curry - S08E09</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065043 +0000" stop="20260415072024 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rodney Perry, Guy Torry, Deon Cole, Kenny Howell, Talent - S08E10</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072024 +0000" stop="20260415074722 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T. Rex, Chris Spencer, Corey Holcomb, Joe Torry - S08E11</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060633 +0000" stop="20260415062949 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Dance - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dwayne must deal with his feelings about being HIV-positive and with the reactions of other students once his secret gets out. Lucy is keen to follow the footsteps of boyfriend Bronco into the school presidency. Joey contemplates asking Caitlin to the semi-formal. Suddenly the year's last dance takes on new significance when the news comes out. It's not just the year's last dance. It's Degrassi's last dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062949 +0000" stop="20260415065631 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Start (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The kids are back to school in a new building. Erica had her first ""serious"" boyfriend, and think she may be pregnant after a night of unsafe sex with her Jason. Spike's daughter, Emma goes to daycare in the same building as Degrassi high. The Degrassi gang are both fearful of initiation, and they do not know what to expect out of the older bullys like Dwayne, Tabi, and Nick. Joey and Caitlin are still going out but his priorities are the promotion of his band, The Zit Remedy, (which this season will have a new name called The Zits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065631 +0000" stop="20260415072014 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Start (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Erica decides to keep the pregnancy a secret (the only person she tells is her twin sister, Heather).  She also decides to have an abortion.  Heather, disapproves of this, but accompanies her to the abortion clinic anyways.Also Alexa dislikes her boyfriends(Simon) new modeling job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072014 +0000" stop="20260415074354 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michelle discovers the complicated nature of divorce when her parents decide to go their separate ways. She blames her father at first, but when it turns out that her mother had an affair which actually was the cause of separation, Michelle becomes more hesitant than ever. BLT is afraid that Michell's father will try to break up between them, so his advice to Michelle is to live with her mother. Michelle almost accepts BLT's advice, but after seeing that her father is helpless in house keeping, she decides to stay with him. Joey proceeds with his plan to revive the band, and suggests a video clip which should be ""the best one ever"". Of course, such tiny obstacles as lack of a video camera won't stop Joey, so he approaches Lucy who just got a new camera from her father. But, as usual with Joey's plans, things go wrong. First, Lucy wants to to shoot the clip by herself, so Joey has no choice but to agree. He offers Caitlin to appear in the clip wearing a bikini, but after getting quite a</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062624 +0000" stop="20260415065314 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Me - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Snake's parents go out-of-town for the weekend, leaving him home alone.  Joey and Wheels convince him to let them sleep over.  When they oversleep, an underage Joey drives Wheels to an appointment in Snake's parents car.  All goes well until they see another vehicle bump into the car while it is parked.  They spend all their money getting the taillight fixed, only later to discover that Snake's father had broken it himself the week prior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065314 +0000" stop="20260415072003 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's Back - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The substitute teacher from "A Helping Hand" (season 2, episode 2) is back, only this time is teaching Susie's class.  Lucy warns Susie to be careful around him, but Susie doesn't know what she means by this.  After the teacher touches Susie; her, Lucy, L.D. and Wheels report him to the principal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072003 +0000" stop="20260415074654 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pass Tense - S02E13</title>
    <desc>It's the end of the school year and Joey wants the band he formed with Snake and Wheels to perform at the graduation dance.  It is then announced that the eighth grade class will return to Degrassi in the fall, as the school is adding an ninth grade.  Mr. Raditch informs Joey that he has to repeat the eighth grade due to poor marks.  Joey doesn't want to perform at the graduation dance after this, but Wheels and Snake convince him to.  Also at the dance, Spike goes into labour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064101 +0000" stop="20260415072956 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Defeat Muzan Kibutsuji - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Hashira, Sanemi and Iguro, along with their comrades head to an abandoned castle on top of a mountain for a mission, while Tanjiro is being treated at the Butterfly Mansion for the wounds he suffered at the Swordsmith Village. Later on, the Hashira gather at the Ubuyashiki Mansion to hold a Hashira meeting, where Muichiro reveals how the marks manifested. In an effort to strengthen the entire Demon Slayer Corps from the bottom up, the Hashira Training begins...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072956 +0000" stop="20260415075336 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Hashira Giyu Tomioka's Pain - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Kagaya's Kasugai Crow suddenly appears in front of Tamayo and invites her to the Demon Slayer headquarters — even though she is a demon. Meanwhile, Tanjiro, who is recovering at the Butterfly Mansion, receives a letter from Kagaya...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061540 +0000" stop="20260415064122 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party Line - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Driscolls are new neighbors, but problems arise as their phone is on a shared line with the Mitchells. Henry gets angry at Mr. Driscoll for monopolizing the line, not realizing that Dennis and his friends actually were the ones using it, and furthermore that Mr. Driscoll is a valued client of Henry's company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064122 +0000" stop="20260415070716 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis by Proxy - S01E30</title>
    <desc>After hearing that the city is tearing down Mr. Dorfman's "Postman's Rest" bench in favor of a parking lot, Dennis and Tommy offer him use of their private bench they plan to build.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070716 +0000" stop="20260415073303 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis Runs Away - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Dennis has nobody to play with after Joey goes home. Since nobody can drive him, he decides to walk to his grandfather's house but is stopped by the police. At the police station, he refuses to tell his name, is given ice cream, and causes further havoc including putting cement in Mr. Wilson's bowling ball and accidentally handcuffing an officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073303 +0000" stop="20260415075846 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Cathcart's Sunsuit - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Dennis sells Valentine's Day cards in July to by swim fins,   which end up causing a run on Valentine's day cards around   the entire neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060427 +0000" stop="20260415062820 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On the Street: Derren could read how many fingers someone was holding up (behind their back and then in their pockets). Then he made them read how many fingers he held up.
Martin Kemp: Derren guessed what object Martin was going to choose from 150 objects, before he had chosen it.
Penalty Shoot-Out: Derren predicts, split-seconds before the penalty is taken, where a mid-fielder is going to kick the ball into the goal, five times. He gets it right every time.
Memory: Derren draws a building almost perfectly from memory, but it turns out to be a mirror image.
Penalty Light Test: A goalie guesses every time which button the mid-fielder presses, as they turn on the same lights at the same time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062820 +0000" stop="20260415065156 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Leaving wallet ringed with yellow circle containg cash on Regent Street.

Identifying three pieces of music conducted, without any orchestra, by Robin Stapleton selected from list of Derren's CD collection.

Invisible Man hypnosis routine with film student.

Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the address of another bystander after a little instruction from Derren.

Orchestra playing a piece (after having started randomly) which was chosen by the conductor and only transmitted to them by his "mental conducting."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065156 +0000" stop="20260415071524 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Derren uses a voodoo doll to restrict a woman's movements and makes a primary teacher transmit her thoughts to her pupils.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071524 +0000" stop="20260415073835 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the name of another bystander's pet after a little instruction from Derren.

Undertaker sorting a pile of photographs. Based on the photographs' subjects, Derren reveals that he had unwittingly sorted them into people that were dead, and those that were alive. Derren decribes the process as having been "out of this world."

Michel Roux, Jr cooks a meal which reminds him of a specific occasion, Derren then describes the scene he has pictured and gives the breeds and names of the two dogs in the memory.

A butcher, baker and candlestick maker arrange furniture in a room and then select a toy each. Derren then shows them a room in a dolls' house laid out in the same way with their three figures holding the chosen toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063706 +0000" stop="20260415071806 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Ties - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When a Turkish activist ignites protests in the U.S., Turkey’s president demands his extradition while the first family unknowingly finds themselves in the center of a battle that could threaten Leo’s future.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Home - S02E08</title>
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    <title>The Godmother - S04E13</title>
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    <title>A Class Act - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Russell and Hugh embark on their mission to recover the mayor's chain of office from the car park in Barnfather Woods.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Andy suddenly has a job interview to go to, Lance has a lot of catching up to do, and there's the mystery of the buried bomber.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After recent revelations, Lance, Andy, Becky and Sophie are all trying to come to terms with an uncertain future.</desc>
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    <title>The Run - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After a year on the lam across the continental US, the Parkers finally settle into the last place anyone will be looking for them. Alaska. But their lies and deceits soon come back to haunt them.</desc>
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    <title>The Stop - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Between the children hitting puberty and Robin’s long work hours and incessant partying, Nate struggles with his new role as stay-at-home father.</desc>
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    <title>The Mark - S03E03</title>
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    <title>The Goal - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Edie has gone undercover, posing as an assistant coach of Jared and Delilah's hockey team. When they go on the road together, Robin suddenly gets a little jealous of this mysterious stranger.</desc>
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    <title>The Boat - S03E05</title>
    <desc>With Robin out of work, its Nate's turn to earn-- on an Alaskan factory fishing trawler. But it's only 7 months of rotting fish, meth fumes, and family separation. What could go wrong?</desc>
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    <title>All You'll Be Eating is Cannibals - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Temporarily flush with cash, Frankie is tapped by Candy to be a co-producer on Red Hot. Lori eyes a plum role in the film, but still feels the burden of being under C.C.'s yoke. With Rudy's blessing, Big Mike and Black Frankie hit a gambling house in the Bronx. Bobby finds himself stigmatized at home and at the Hi-Hat after a surprise raid overseen by Alston. Paul encounters resistance to his elaborate renovation plans. Out of rehab, Shay is convinced to move in with a nurturing Irene. As she and Abby deliver on their promise to provide medical care to sex workers, Ashley decides to confront her past...and doesn't blink.</desc>
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    <title>Lost Boys - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dexter finally believes he understands the beast known as Trinity. But when a ten-year old boy goes missing, Dexter is forced to question everything he’s learned up to this point.</desc>
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    <title>Hello, Dexter Morgan - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Miami Metro is just one step away from discovering the identity of the Trinity Killer. And Dexter can't let that happen. Dexter must take drastic action to buy himself time to deal with Trinity in his own fashion.  Arthur, who still can't understand why Dexter didn't simply turn him in, begins his own bloody investigation into Kyle Butler.</desc>
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    <title>Bar Exam - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Dexter must pass a physical bar exam if he wants to pass P.E.</desc>
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    <title>Jeepers, Creepers, Where is Peepers? - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Koosy must save Peepers, otherwise the whole land of Koz will disappear.</desc>
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    <title>Go, Dexter Family, Go! - S03E34</title>
    <desc>Dexter and his family are kidnapped by aliens, Dexter leads his family in an escape attempt, but when Dexter is captured once more, Mom, Dad, and Dee-Dee attempt to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Scare Tactics - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dad watch a late night horror movie, and spend a scary night in there house.</desc>
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    <title>My Dad vs. Your Dad - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Both Dexter and Mandark's fathers intercede during another of Dexter and Mandark's petty squabbles, but their effort to get along with one another backfire, and the two also soon engage in a heated fight.</desc>
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    <title>My Dad vs. Your Dad - S03E37</title>
    <desc>Both Dexter and Mandark's fathers intercede during another of Dexter and Mandark's petty squabbles, but their effort to get along with one another backfire, and the two also soon engage in a heated fight.</desc>
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    <title>Beau Tie - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dee-Dee has a new boyfriend who also likes science and Einstein, and soon the boy finds himself caught in a vicious tug of war...</desc>
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    <title>Remember Me - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Dexter is hit by a wrench while working on a device, and suffers amnesia, Dee Dee decides to mess with his head</desc>
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    <title>No Rice at My Wedding - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Rob recalls a time when a date with Laura was a raffle prize.</desc>
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    <title>Draw Me a Pear - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Laura talks Rob into going to her art class, but the art teacher seems to like Rob a little too much.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Petrie Fortune - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Rob's Uncle Hezekiah leaves him a movie, with a clue.</desc>
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    <title>Odd But True - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Richie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a picture in to Odd But True.</desc>
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    <title>Escape From Hell - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend of Stromberg - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin's dream action movie is in full swing, but the danger is a little more intense than he expected, as are the injuries; making matters worse, his longtime co-star, Jordan King, has been roped into the film, and she's not happy about it.</desc>
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    <title>Like Mother Like Son - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan lay low at Andre's house and get to know his mom/roommate; Jordan prompts Kevin to own up to his past mistakes, and sparks a memory that includes the biggest clue they have yet to discover.</desc>
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    <title>The Famous Mondolvias - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Andre and Jordan go undercover at Kevin's agency while trying to find out who is responsible for their deadly acting predicament; meanwhile, Kevin is incapacitated by the devoted caretaking of Andre's mother.</desc>
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    <title>Episode Mr. 206 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Andre go deep into the woods and deep into their hearts as they seek out Mr. 206, the greatest stuntman of all time, hoping to find answers about Kevin's assassin, one of Mr. 206's former mentees.</desc>
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    <title>Licensed and Bonded - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Jordan, Andre and his mother pull out all the action movie stops on their mission to confront the enemy, and after a few bumps in the road and a near-miss with a chain saw, they're all in position, except Andre.</desc>
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    <title>Face Off - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It's kill or be killed in the final act of Kevin's life imitating art nightmare, and Kevin and his village square off against the enemy, hoping to put an end to their deadly charade; Kevin comes face-to-face with his would-be killer.</desc>
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    <title>The Peanut Man - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After his latest dramatic flop, Kevin enlists Oscar-winner Jillian Jones to introduce him to prestigious filmmaker Jackson Pepper; Pepper doubts Kevin's commitment as an actor but entices him with the opportunity of an exciting part.</desc>
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    <title>The Relatively Small Package - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan King plays the role of thief-stealing bonds, nuclear codes, and more-all as an elaborate audition for filmmaker Jackson Pepper; when her latest task leads her to Jackson Pepper's mansion, she finds a frantic Kevin Hart and her next assignment.</desc>
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    <title>College Kid - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Lena, Gina, Charmaine, Dorian and Terrell decide to rent a house together. While seeing the temperamental landlord about a plumbing problem, Gina, Charmaine and Terrell discover that he is Langston "Sweet Knuckles" Paige, a former major league baseball star. He is unsure about what to do with his life, so they encourage him to enroll in college. Langston accompanies Terrell to class to check out the Hillman campus. He finds that the professor is an old flame. Gina's abusive ex-boyfriend Dion violates his probation by contacting her. He finally shows up in person in an attempt to win her back. She repeatedly turns him down, and learns that Dion hasn't really changed at all. Langston steps in and manages to convince Dion to leave Gina alone.</desc>
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    <title>A Rock, a River, a Lena - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Legendary singer/actress Lena Horne visits the Hillman campus to dedicate a scholarship named for her grandmother. Whitley becomes very excited and has her students put together a musical tribute to Ms. Horne. She insists on a formal ceremony and refuses to allow Mr. Gaines to cater the event. Kim is mortified that Whitley could be so respectful of Ms. Horne, yet treat Mr. Gaines as though he is too old to contribute anything to society. When Ms. Horne admits that she doesn't like the upper-crust food, Kim takes her to the Pit for a home-cooked Southern meal. She has a good time dancing with Spencer, Kim and Mr. Gaines. Mr. Gaines recalls meeting Ms. Horne during World War II, and Kim is surprised to learn that this actually happened. During the ceremony, Ms. Horne calls Mr. Gaines to the stage and introduces him as an old friend. Whitley sees the error of her ways.</desc>
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    <title>Great X-Pectations - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Dean Davenport gives her students an assignment to write a dialogue detailing what might have been said during the only meeting between Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X. Terrell and Charmaine show up late for an appointment with their friends. They reveal that a pickup truck full of guys harassed Charmaine, then tried to run them off the road after they retaliated. Charmaine files a police report, while Terrell becomes obsessed with proving his manhood. Dean Davenport discovers that Terrell has brought a gun to class with him. She announces that she is expelling him. Dwayne asks her to reconsider because Terrell is such a fine student, but takes him to task for his behavior. Terrell shows up to class so that he and Dorian can complete their assignment. He plays the role of Dr. King and speaks of the need to seek change through education rather than violence. The dean is impressed and decides to let him stay in school, provided that he keeps his grades up and completes a communi</desc>
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    <title>Reconcilable Differences - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Denise Huxtable begins her sophomore year at Hillman and moves into Gilbert Hall. She meets her roommate, Jaleesa Vinson, a 26-year-old divorcÃ©e who is the subject of much rumor and innuendo. Denise feels uneasy around Jaleesa and asks Stevie Rallen, the resident director, to find her a new room. Denise decides to try harder to get along with Jaleesa, but Jaleesa is offended that Denise has gone behind her back. They get into an argument, and Denise moves in with wealthy Whitley Gilbert (for whose family the dormitory is named). Whitley drives Denise insane with her idiosyncrasies and generally self-absorbed behavior. Denise apologizes to Jaleesa and asks for another chance, and Jaleesa agrees to stop being so defensive. Meanwhile, overeager freshman Dwayne Wayne hits on every woman in sight.</desc>
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    <title>A Special Friend - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Sam's new friendship with a street performer gets mired in fear and confusion when they discover she has epilepsy.</desc>
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    <title>Sam's Missing (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A family whose little boy died, forces the father to kidnap Sam, who is shopping for some snacks in a grocery store. After the kidnapping, the man threatens to kill Sam's parents if he attempts in any way to escape.</desc>
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    <title>Charlene's Flat World - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Charlene's class is assigned to think of an original idea, her world-is-round theory falls flat, and she's tried for heresy. She get's arrested stating that the world is round and everybody believes that the world is flat. So she decides to prove them wrong by traveling with Robbie to the end of the earth to there sudden death. But they return and everyone realized now the world was round.</desc>
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    <title>Wilderness Weekend - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.</desc>
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    <title>The Son Also Rises - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A hugh argument comes between Earl and Robbie when they both fight over for there rights and respect. Then later with the fault of Ethyl to tell Robbie the story about his grandpa battling his enemy. Robbie challenges Earl to the 'Pit Of Death' match to see who will have the role of the household. Robbie wins but isn't comfortable with his new role.</desc>
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    <title>Getting to Know You - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Charlene feels to be in a world of unknown when her birthday party becomes a failed wish come true, when Earl brings his friends from the WeSaySo job to celebrate her birthday party. After a shocking miserable party, Charlene decides to leave the Sinclair family and join another family as part of a student-exchange program. It's real hard for Earl to know and understand who Charlene really is. Until another student from the student-exchange named France-our comes and becomes a main pain in the neck for the Sinclair family. But then Baby eats him and then Earl and Fran try to come clean when his parent Henri and Semela ask where there son is. To make it up to them, Fran forces Earl to give them the TV, but thats when Charlene returns home and Earl and Charlene get to talk about the misunderstood birthday party. Charlene forgave him with a passionate kiss.</desc>
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    <title>Green Card - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It's a big problem when the government blames its poor economy on four-legged dinosaurs and enacts anti-four-legged laws. So in order for Monica to stay in the land of Pangia, Roy marries the outlawed Monica so that she can stay in the country for good, but this also causes big effections and errors on Roy's friendship with Earl and his job the WeSaySo Corporation.</desc>
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    <title>Rocky Reach Dam - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mike journeys to Wenatchee, Washington to help maintain a hydroelectric dam. Then he explores a fish bypass system where he catches and tags fish and winds up wading through a pool of fish poop.</desc>
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    <title>Safety Third - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Mike reflects back on his more hazardous apprenticeships and makes a case for safety.</desc>
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    <title>Perception Is Reality - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Empathy from strangers allows Betty to avoid facing what she's done, until she can't any more.</desc>
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    <title>A Family's Curse - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Disappeared examines the case of Ray Gricar a Pennsylvania district attorney who vanishes after a short drive. The case gains national attention when a link is drawn to the Penn State child abuse scanda</desc>
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    <title>Sh*t Happens - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dr Martin Ellingham makes his debut on the local radio station, Radio Portwenn. He's not a natural in front of the microphone, and the interview is like pulling teeth for presenter Caroline. She's furious with his monosyllabic answers to her questions.
Bert Large is in dispute with his son Al over his future in the plumbing business. Al desperately wants to change career. He's determined to go to college to learn about computers and break away from the family business. His father won't hear of it.
Their row prompts Al to leave, breaking his dad's heart. Bert shares his woes with Martin, who tells him he fell out with his father too, and still doesn't speak to him.
A nasty stomach bug is sweeping through Portwenn. People are dropping like flies, and filling Martin's surgery. The local pharmacist has been busy with customers seeking remedies.
Martin decides he must try to track the source of the bug, and heads for the swimming pool. The staff assures him the water is checked rigorously.
But Martin tells them they must close the pool immediately. When they refuse Martin makes his own announcement to every one in the pool about something dangerous in the water. It creates mass panic as everyone tries to scramble out at once.
Martin's theory loses credibility when patients who have never been near the pool develop symptoms. He makes a return visit to Radio Portwenn to warn people on air that the culprit is Portwenn's water supply. Caroline is furious.
The last time the village had a scare about contaminated water supply it almost closed down. After the broadcast villagers are equally furious with Martin, and vent their anger on him as he walks away from the radio station.
Bert thinks he has the answer to the problem. He's been bottling spring water as a side line, and presents a bottle to Martin to try. Bert claims it is from an ancient spring ""beneath the green hills of France"". Business is booming since Martin's radio warning.</desc>
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    <title>The Portwenn Effect - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the Portwenn Players dance, an auspicious event in the village's social calendar, and Bert is in charge of selling tickets.
Louisa buys two tickets and invites Martin. But Martin doesn't do dancing, and most certainly doesn't do social occasions. Even Bert with his sharp sales tactics can't persuade him.
Louisa offers her spare ticket to Mark. He thinks it must be his lucky day, especially when Bert suggests that Louisa fancies him.
On a school wildlife trip, Louisa has to deal with troublesome ten year old Peter Cronk. He's a clever boy, but he's a rebel, and hates every minute of his school days. He's determined to wreck the trip to Mrs Potter's house where the children are learning about bird life.
Sure enough when Mrs Potter steps into her garden she finds her prized bird tables have been smashed, and Peter is the prime suspect. Peter is called to the school head's office to be reprimanded. Mark says there has been a spate of criminal damage in village gardens. He suggests to Peter that he could help to make some new bird tables. But the belligerent boy says he'd rather be arrested. Peter's mother despairs of her son.
At the surgery Mark has an appointment with Martin to discuss an embarrassing dilemma. He fears his lack of success with the opposite sex is something to do with size, and wants to hear the doctor's opinion of what is normal! After all he has a date with Louisa, and money is no object if he can make things 'normal'. Martin is flabbergasted by Mark's confession and may be just a bit jealous?
Martin has to make a home visit to Stewart James, the park ranger on Bodmin Moor. Elaine tries to warn him about Stewart before he sets off, but Martin isn't listening. He's in for a shock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060457 +0000" stop="20260415062806 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Responders to the Rescue (2) - S04E42</title>
    <desc>When Leilani been hulaing in the sun too long, she decide to not go to the sun again.</desc>
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    <title>Mermaid in the Midfield - S04E43</title>
    <desc>Doc teaches the toys about toy sports medicine during a foosball championship game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065208 +0000" stop="20260415071610 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daisy Makes the Call - S04E45</title>
    <desc>Dress-Up Daisy keeps calling the emergency number with fashion emergencies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071610 +0000" stop="20260415074012 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuffy's Wild Pet - S04E47</title>
    <desc>Stuffy adopts a toy zebra while on a safari.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061714 +0000" stop="20260415063506 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ice Warriors (2) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Varga, the Ice Warrior, has returned to life and has captured Victoria and takes her with him to the glacier where he intends to find his frozen comrades.</desc>
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    <title>The Ice Warriors (3) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Varga revives four fellow Ice Warriors from the ice and they begin to excavate their ship. Victoria places herself in jeopardy when she attempts to warn the Brittanicus Base.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065255 +0000" stop="20260415071720 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ice Warriors (4) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Victoria is chased by the Ice Warriors deep into the caves inside the glacier. The Doctor goes to the Ice Warriors' ship in an attempt to broker a peace, but they do not trust him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071720 +0000" stop="20260415074147 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ice Warriors (5) - S05E15</title>
    <desc>The Doctor and Victoria are held prisoner by the Ice Warriors who are preparing to fire their deadly sonic cannon at the Brittanicus Base.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060553 +0000" stop="20260415065104 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Rose travels back to 1987 to witness the day her father died, but when she interferes in the course of events, the monstrous Reapers are unleashed upon the world, and a wedding day turns into a massacre. Even the Doctor is powerless, as the human race is devoured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065104 +0000" stop="20260415073450 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Empty Child (1) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>London, 1941, at the height of the Blitz. A mysterious cylinder is guarded by the army, while homeless children, living on the bombsites, are terrorised by an unearthly child. When Rose meets the dashing Captain Jack Harkness, has she found a hero better than the Doctor himself?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060331 +0000" stop="20260415062518 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island Hopper - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dog helps a fellow bondsman when a fugitive from Washington state comes to Hawaii for a vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062518 +0000" stop="20260415064658 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice Guys Finish Last - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Dog offers his help to a fellow bondsman in searching for a fugitive, which is made harder due to his lack of knowledge of the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064658 +0000" stop="20260415070839 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fly Zone - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Dog and his team must race against the airport when a fugitive is found to have booked a flight to Florida.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070839 +0000" stop="20260415072925 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teaching Moment - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Dog takes his son-in-law Travis on his first hunt after he makes a mistake and signs off on a fugitive's questionable bond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072925 +0000" stop="20260415075106 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Dog helps out a fellow bondsman who is grieving from recently losing his spouse, and learns that the fugitive has also just lost someone he loved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064111 +0000" stop="20260415072443 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In Greater Manchester, Rachel and Chris are being given the run-around by their four dogs, so trainer Graeme Hall attempts to bring the chaotic canines to heel. Cameras also focus on a case in the Midlands, where police officer Simon is being held hostage in his own home by Spaniel Pointer Cross, Dotty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060748 +0000" stop="20260415063130 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kong Fu - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Kong Fu, a kung-fu ape, faces Donkey Kong in the ""Donkey Kong Challenge"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063130 +0000" stop="20260415065513 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bug a Boogie - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Cranky sends Donkey Kong and Diddy on a wild goose chase. Then things turn bad, as the pirates are coming, for the Crystal Coconut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065513 +0000" stop="20260415071855 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch the Skies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>After hearing of ""interplanetary visitor dudes"" from Funky, Donkey Kong and Diddy think aliens really have come when they see a strange craft flying around the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071855 +0000" stop="20260415074237 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Kong Blues - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong and Diddy have to baby-sit Baby Kong, but the carriage, with Baby Kong in it, rolls away and right into K. Rool's. K. Rool takes a liking to the baby and wants him to be his heir.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061546 +0000" stop="20260415063717 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocupado... - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Chloe tells June that Benjamin is going to be in town to shoot a commercial with James. She is excited and has even moved him up to #1 in her guy rotation. June tells Chloe that she has to tell him about her rotation if she really likes him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063717 +0000" stop="20260415065855 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Original Bitch... - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Chloe finally gets a chance to exact revenge on her ex-roommate... the original bitch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065855 +0000" stop="20260415072028 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When naive June is scammed by her new roommate Chloe, she decides to turn the tables on her and by doing so earns Chloe's respect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072028 +0000" stop="20260415074143 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Girl... - S01E02</title>
    <desc>June begrudgingly lets Chloe set her up on a date; James teaches an acting class in which he can't escape his Dawson persona.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063451 +0000" stop="20260415072718 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undead Patrol - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The newly “undead” members of the Doom Patrol are inspired to work on themselves. Later, the team is rocked by the arrival of a mysterious woman on a time machine – and a former foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060824 +0000" stop="20260415063156 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quack! Quack! - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots rescue a baby duckling that has magically come to life in their coloring book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063156 +0000" stop="20260415065604 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whose Birthday Is It? - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots go to someone's birthday party after following a mysterious birthday balloon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065604 +0000" stop="20260415072004 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>León, the Circus Lion - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots help Leon the Lion, who has an unusual talent of juggling and unicycling, to join the circus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072004 +0000" stop="20260415074405 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dora Had a Little Lamb - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots jump into a book of nursery rhymes in order to return a lost lamb to her friend Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061102 +0000" stop="20260415063342 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wildcats (Peter &amp; Alexis) vs. Mighty Midgets (Mary &amp; Billy) - S02E12</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063342 +0000" stop="20260415065459 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Falcons (Danny &amp; Amy) vs. Sweathogs (LaTanya &amp; Mike) - S02E13</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065459 +0000" stop="20260415071628 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gargoyles (Chantal &amp; Tim) vs. Griswolds (Brian &amp; Terri) - S02E14</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071628 +0000" stop="20260415073806 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gumbies (Rachel &amp; Bob) vs. Red Devils (Niki &amp; Eric) - S02E15</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073806 +0000" stop="20260415075940 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rams (Leslie &amp; Steven) vs. Timmels (Nancy &amp; Brian) - S02E16</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061648 +0000" stop="20260415063928 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's in Debt! - S05E06</title>
    <desc>For a class project, Judy lets Doug borrow one of her theatrical Napolean hats after making him sign a contract. Doug loses the hat and Roger finds it and won't give it back to Doug. In order to get the hat back from Roger, he asks Doug to do many favors including stealing a plastic cow. After all the favors are done, Roger still refuses to give the hat back. Since Doug can't return the hat to Judy, he must suffer the consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063928 +0000" stop="20260415070209 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Big Comeback - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Doug gets tired of being insulted by Roger and his gang, he gets help from Mr. Dink, who provides him with some home movies of the famous insult comedian, Rick Nickles.  After viewing these home movies, Doug gets the ability to crack insulting jokes. At first it puts Roger in his place, but Doug soon realizes that he's made a mistake when he makes wisecracks about the people he loves. Meanwhile, the Beebe Bluff Middle School baseball team goes on strike after Chalky is unfair in his coaching.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070209 +0000" stop="20260415072450 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Bloody Buddy - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After Connie starts a rumour, the students of Beebe Bluff Middle School get into an uproar that Skeeter is really a vampire. Doug and Roger investigate the rumour and soon everyone becomes scared of Skeeter after they see him hanging out with bats. Soon all of his friends avoid him and on the night of his Halloween party, Doug feels guilty for not going to his party without even knowing what Skeeter thinks about the rumour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072450 +0000" stop="20260415074729 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Patti Beef - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Patti eyes the snooty club, The Junior Daughters of the Founding Mothers and Fathers where no boys are allowed and Doug is surprised she's interested in it. Doug worries if Patti joins the club, she'll change and won't have time for him anymore. Also, Skeeter has his eye on Muffy Silverson who is part of the club, so Doug and Skeeter dress up as girls to find out all about the snooty place. Meanwhile, Ned, Willy and Boomer accidenally save the oldest tree in town and are treated as public heroes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065343 +0000" stop="20260415074314 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mary starts to get over the grief she is feeling, and takes an interest in the running of the estate. Lady Rose MacClare, Lady Flintshire's daughter, ends up in a predicament at a tea dance in York. Hughes attempts to convince Carson to heal an old wound.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062032 +0000" stop="20260415070117 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feline Face Lift - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A runaway dog is brought in by animal-control officers after it got caught in a chain-link fence. Meanwhile, a dog has buckshot in its hind quarters; a large cat has a facial injury; a dog has a sore paw; and longhorn bull calves must be gelded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070117 +0000" stop="20260415074158 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miracle Cat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An overweight cat with kidney disease struggles to survive; a dog is hit by a car while its owners are out of the country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060212 +0000" stop="20260415062302 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henna - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ben and Katz both use "Ultra Henna Bouquet," which makes their hair an odd orange color. Ben just can't bring himself to complain, though, since he got the sample free in the mail and loves getting anything free. They do call the hotline, and Katz tries to complain, only to be stopped by Ben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062302 +0000" stop="20260415064333 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ESP - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After making a few lucky guesses, Ben thinks he has ESP ("Extra-sentencing something") and goes to extremes in trying to test it. He warns Katz not to go to the bar, or else something bad will happen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064333 +0000" stop="20260415070533 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monte Carlo - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Ben decides to go into the celebrity limo business. He moves into Katz's office to do this, which of course annoys Laura.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070533 +0000" stop="20260415072608 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Date - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Julie sets Dr. Katz up on a blind date with her friend Beth, who makes her own clothes. Ben (morbidly) wants to celebrate the anniversary of his parents' divorce. Laura has a hard time staying focused.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072608 +0000" stop="20260415074814 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fructose - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Katz decides to keep a bowl of fruit at the office, but it goes rotten pretty fast. He talks about it at the bar, and Stanley pronounces ""fructose"" as ""fruck-tose."" Meanwhile, Ben considers a variety of career options, after being told by his dad that he's ""pissing his life away"". He tries cake decorating and makes a cake made purely of frosting; takes up roller-skating; considers being a truck driver; and asks if there's a job for what he used to do as a kid: put on a pair of dad's pants, pull them way over his head, and stumble around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063446 +0000" stop="20260415071740 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggs Lipoma - S04E03</title>
    <desc>David is back to see Dr. Lee after she spotted a suspicious growth under his eye. Nicole is depressed because of the bumps all over her neck. Steve has a noticeable lump on his forehead. Allen has a growth on his bicep but is terrified of doctors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062149 +0000" stop="20260415064628 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rampage Of InoShikaCho - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Goku finds some people running away from their village. They say that a monster named InoShikaCho is terrorizing their village. Goku goes to the village and finds two men, one of whom has a third eye, who defeated Inoshikacho. The villagers pay them 100,000 seni for their services. Later, Goku finds them in the woods with InoShikaCho around a campfire. Goku realizes that they only pretend to kill the monster to get money. The three-eyed stranger fights Goku. He chops down a tree, which falls on Goku. A girl wakes him up, saying that she found him unconscious in the woods. Goku goes to the next village and finds The two strangers pulling the same trick. Goku says that they're friends with InoShikaCho, but they trick the villagers into believing Goku is friends with them. Goku picks up InoShikaCho and runs off, but the villagers catch him. The girl who saved him appears and clears Goku's name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064628 +0000" stop="20260415071108 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Way to Papaya Island? - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Three years have passed, and it is the day before the World Martial Arts Tournament. Goku sees three guys beating someone up, so he steps in and fights. They run away, and the guy he saved, Konkichi, is very thankful. Konkichi takes Goku to the airport so he can fly to Papaya Island, the site of the tournament. Goku has no money, so they go to a carnival to win some. Goku wins enough money for the tickets, so they head back to the airport. Goku sees Fortuneteller Baba, so he stops to talk. Konkichi runs off, but is caught by the same guys as before. They force him to rob a bank, but he gets caught. Konkichi admits to Goku that he was a criminal, but he wants to change. Baba tells Goku where the three men are, so he takes off after them. He catches them and brings them to jail. Unfortunately, he missed his flight, so he decides to swim to Papaya Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071108 +0000" stop="20260415073547 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rivals and Arrivals - S04E16</title>
    <desc>As Master Roshi and the rest of the gang head for the World Martial Arts Tournament, one member is noticeably absent: Goku! After three years of training, his mysterious disappearance is baffling, but if he doesn't reach the sign-in booth on time, he won't get to compete!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061726 +0000" stop="20260415064028 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegeta's Full-Power Strike! But Cell's Terror Grows and Grows - S01E81</title>
    <desc>Vegeta puts all the strength he can into his final flash attack in an attempt to take down cell.  Cell takes some considerable damage from Vegeta's ultimate attack, but it's not enough as Cell taps into his powers from Piccolo to regenerate.  Cell makes easy work of Super Vegeta leaving Vegeta unconscious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064028 +0000" stop="20260415070330 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Power Awakening! Trunks Surpasses his Father - S01E82</title>
    <desc>Trunks unleashes his awesome power and proves stronger than Cell, but it is still not enough to beat Cell.  The increased strength is slowing trunks down.  Meanwhile Goku and Gohan start training to truely surpass Super Saiyan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070330 +0000" stop="20260415072632 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television's Been Hijacked! A Live Broadcast of the Cell Games Press Conference - S01E83</title>
    <desc>When Krillin and Vegeta arrive Trunks informs everyone of the Tenkaichi Tournament held by Cell and Android #16 asks to be taken back to Capsule Corporation where he can be fixed. Bulma also notifies everyone at Kami's house to go there too to meet up. After Cell finishes making his tournament then he heads off to a news station to broadcast his message via television announcing details about his tournament the Cell Games and if that all the warriors lose to him, he will kill every single last human being. Meanwhile Goku and Gohan are still training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072632 +0000" stop="20260415074935 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Completed! Does Goku have the Composure to Defeat Cell?! - S01E84</title>
    <desc>The people of Earth are in a panic after Cell's announcement of the Cell Games. Meanwhile, Goku and Gohan finish their training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Goku immediately requests that Mr. Popo prepare a meal and Trunks explains the latest Cell developments. Goku then teleports to the site of the Cell Games and confronts Cell. After returning to the lookout, Goku announces he and Gohan will not be entering the Hyperbolic Time Chamber again. Instead, for the remaining nine days until the Cell Games, they will train in the real world. Goku and Gohan then fly to Kame House and greet their remaining friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061341 +0000" stop="20260415063648 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 6th Universe's Mightiest Warrior! Engage the Assassin Hit! - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Vegeta and Hit start their battle, the former finding himself unable to land a single blow on Hit due to his superior speed. Eventually, Vegeta is struck by a heavy blow and collapses with Hit declared the winner. Suddenly, it is revealed that Hit used a technique called "time-skip", which freezes a tenth of a second for everyone but himself. Goku walks up to battle Hit. Initially, Hit overpowers Goku, which prompts him to ask Goku to surrender. Goku refuses and reveals he's been using the time to figure out how Hit's technique works, predicting and evading his opponent's moves. Hit claims that Goku's foresight was just a fluke and that he will not be able to use it again. But Goku is able to foresee Hit's attacks and defend himself. Goku proposes that both of them fight at their full power. Hit concurs and withdraws. Shortly afterwards, both start preparing for their next fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063648 +0000" stop="20260415065955 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Developed "Time Skip" Counterstrike? Here Comes Goku's New Move! - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While Goku manages to counter Hit's time-skip attacks, the displeased Hit fakes a power up while revealing that Goku inspired him to increase the duration of his time-skip to a second to inflict enough blows to force Goku on ground. Champa tells Hit to finish off Goku, but Hit refuses to obey his order out of respect for Goku. Goku manages to get back on his feet, and the two resume their fight. Goku is soon backed into a corner and resorts to using a move he intended to use on Beerus: using the Kaiō-ken technique while in Super Saiyan Blue form to greatly increase his strength and speed. Having powered up, Goku begins pummeling and blasting Hit, who manages to evade most of the attacks with ease.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065955 +0000" stop="20260415072303 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Decision at Last! Is the Winner Beerus? Or is it Champa? - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Goku and Hit reach a stalemate as they resolve not to fight for the Destroyers' whims, Goku requesting that for the rules to be waived so Hit can freely use his assassination techniques. Champa and Beerus argue over this decision before Goku jumps out of the ring in response to Beerus's refusal to remove the rules, revealing that he was at his limit of using Kaiō-ken. Shortly afterwards, a frightened Monaka faces Hit, who takes a dive to repay Goku for enabling him to surpass his limits the Universe Seven team declared the winners. Just as the festivities are about to conclude while Champa gives his team death threats, Grand Zenō, a mysterious "King of Universes", appears in the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072303 +0000" stop="20260415074610 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Forth, Divine Dragon! And Grant My Wish, Peas and Carrots! - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While appearing because of the Destroyers' conduct, Grand Zeno expressed enough interest in their tournament to organize one for all twelve universes with the other deities unnerved by Goku casually approaching the Omni-King. Champa proceeds to return to his universe to train his team for the upcoming tournament. Beerus asks Bulma to find the seventh Super Dragon Ball with her tracker, with deductive reasoning provided by Android 18 and Monaka revealing that it is the planet they are on. Once Bulma provided the incantation, with the wish made in the Divine Language, Whis summons Super Shenron with Beerus secretly wishing for the restoration of the Sixth Universe's Earth. Vados informs Champa what Beerus wished for. Whis leaves Beerus and Monaka on Beerus' planet and departs for Earth. Monaka is then revealed to be an ordinary mail delivery man and aspiring fighter, Beerus awarding Monaka for his help motivating Goku and Vegeta. Goku, Vegeta, and the others from Earth return home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061341 +0000" stop="20260415063753 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Union of Rivals - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Buu gives Goku some time to find someone to fuse with. He considers Dende and Hercule, but neither of them would be any help. He suddenly senses that Vegeta has returned, and uses Instant Transmission to find him. Dende then heals Tien. After he finds him, Goku tries to convince Vegeta to fuse with him, but Vegeta is angry because he knows Goku was holding back his Super Saiyan 3 technique when they fought. They each try to take on Buu, but are clearly outclassed. Goku tells Vegeta that Buu absorbed Bulma, and asks him to put their differences aside to save their race. Vegeta finally agrees, and only when he puts the earring on does Goku mention that the fusion is permanent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063753 +0000" stop="20260415070206 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Vegito - S09E16</title>
    <desc>The fused Goku and Vegeta names himself Vegito, and begins to fight Buu. He clearly is far superior to even the new Super Buu. In Other World, Bulma, Videl, Chi Chi, and Dabora are looking for Gohan, whom they believe to be dead. Dabora has changed his ways, and is trying to help them. Back on earth, Dende and Hercule arrive at the battle scene, just as Buu has decided to destroy the earth. He creates a massive ball of energy, and throws it towards the earth. Vegito easily catches it, and deflects it back out into space. Buu claims that he has yet to fight at his full power. Vegito says the same, and powers up to a Super Saiyan.</desc>
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    <title>Rip In The Universe - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Vegito continues to thrash Majin Buu. Buu tries to hide himself with his own steam, but Vegito still beats up on him. On the Grand Kai's planet, Krillin and Yamcha are training with King Kai. Back on earth, Buu is starting to become desperate. He liquifies himself, and shoots down Vegito's mouth. While inside Vegito, he tries to control the Saiyan, but Vegito uses his energy to isolate Buu and beat up on him. Buu is forced to exit Vegito's body. He begins to freak out, and the universe itself starts to rip. Vegito tries to stop him, but Buu has put up a shield around himself. After a long struggle, Vegito breaks through the shield and stops Buu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072618 +0000" stop="20260415075031 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegito...Downsized - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Vegito and Buu continue to fight, and Vegito is still far more powerful than his opponent. He repeatedly dominates Buu, which makes Buu angrier and angrier. Vegito is just toying with him. Buu hatches a plan, and calls Vegito out. Vegito comes closer, and Buu turns him into candy. Meanwhile, Videl, Bulma, Chi Chi, and Dabora continue their search for Gohan. Videl still doesn't believe that Gohan is dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060217 +0000" stop="20260415062650 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drake and Josh Inn - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Audrey and Walter go out of town for spring break they leave Drake, Josh, and Megan at home by themselves. When they are at the Premiere they overhear a couple saying that they don't have a place to stay. Drake and Josh take advantage of this opportunity and say that their vacant house is a hotel. Meanwhile, Megan is attempting to get Drake and Josh to treat her like a guest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062650 +0000" stop="20260415065113 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peruvian Puff Pepper - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh enter a salsa contest so they can win a 45 inch high depth Yatzubishi plasma screen TV. But they won't let Megan join their team, so she decides to play dirty. After she gets the boys in trouble twice and she makes her own salsa, she buys the ultimate target for Drake and Josh. The Peruvian Puff Pepper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065113 +0000" stop="20260415071537 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Married - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Josh's e-pal, Yooka, is coming from Yudonia to visit Josh. Drake doesn't care about her at first, but then he sees how hot she is. Josh overhears Yooka telling her parents she is homesick, so he arranges what he thinks is a friendship ceremony but is really a marriage ceremony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071537 +0000" stop="20260415074002 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mindy's Back - S03E04</title>
    <desc>It's the time for the Science Fair. Josh is confident that he'll win first prize, until Mindy Crenshaw returns! Josh comes in second like every year, but he turns out to have a change of heart. After the Science Fair, he develops a liking of Mindy who also has a liking of him. Right before they know it, they're boyfriend and girlfriend!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060003 +0000" stop="20260415062112 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redneck Logic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After blowing up one of Phil's dangerously antiquated duck blinds, the Robertson boys hatch a wild plan to build a luxury duck blind in the sky. Meanwhile, Ms. Kay and the Robertson women hold a yard sale and sell some of the boys' most prized possessions, which the boys don't exactly appreciate when they find out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062112 +0000" stop="20260415064120 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Close for Comfort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jase feels being COO of Duck Commander entitles him to a new office. When Willie refuses, Jase hatches a plan to build one anyhow. Willie takes Ms. Kay and the grandkids to the petting zoo where Ms. Kay decides she needs Willie to buy her goats, just like she had growing up on a farm. But Willie's patience is put to the test when he returns to the warehouse to find that Jase has made some changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064120 +0000" stop="20260415070229 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leave it to Beavers - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's duck blind maintenance time again and the boys have discovered the waterline is low. At the levee, they realize this is the work of Phil's bucktoothed arch nemesis...THE BEAVER. Phil enlists the help of the Robertson men to go on a mission to destroy the pesky vermin. Problem is, they keep coming up beaver-less. Ms. Kay decides she wants to open her own restaurant. As a test run she takes over a local restaurant for one night and recruits the family to help. With her experience feeding a huge family, she figures it will be piece of cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070229 +0000" stop="20260415072330 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Big Duck-ing Call - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's the 40-year anniversary of Duck Commander and the Robertsons celebrate with a redneck-style shindig. To top off the event, Willie decides to construct the world's largest duck call, to be revealed at the party.On the home-front, Ms. Kay is tired of the constant upkeep of their house and decides it's high time they spend some of their hard earned money on a brand new home, but house hunting is not Phil's kind of hunting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072330 +0000" stop="20260415074340 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sauvignon Beard - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Willie decides to expand the Duck Commander brand into the winemaking industry and buys a vineyard...sight unseen. While the family is off helping at the vineyard, Phil and Si take over babysitting duties for the granddaughters. Who will prevail?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060342 +0000" stop="20260415062629 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Metal Mites - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Glomgold intends to use metal-eating bugs to wipe out Scrooge's fortunes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062629 +0000" stop="20260415064918 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duck Who Knew Too Much - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Fenton uncovers an international conspiracy to steal Scrooge's gold overseas while supposedly on vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064918 +0000" stop="20260415071159 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Gizmo-Kids on the Block - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Fenton's mother accidentally shrinks the Gizmoduck suit, and the child-size suit ends up in the hands of Scrooge's nephews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071159 +0000" stop="20260415073448 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrooge's Last Adventure - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When Scrooge loses his money due to a computer bug, he and Fenton travel through cyberspace to get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073448 +0000" stop="20260415075734 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Goose (1) - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Dijon ends up joining the Brotherhood of the Goose, a group dedicated to protecting the Golden Goose (a goose that can turn anything to gold), led by his brother Poupon. Dijon "borrows" it, but accidentally loses it to Scrooge, who soon discovers its secret but then loses it to the Beagle Boys, whom Glomgold has sent to get it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063702 +0000" stop="20260415072545 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Annie - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Bo and Luke are given counterfeit money from Granny Annie, the local artist. They investigate to find out where it came from but it turns out to be her. Boss Hogg finds out and wants the engraving plates that make the bills, so he can sell them to big-time counterfeiter Big Jim Downey. But when the Dukes try to retrieve the engraving plates by taking them behind Downey's back, their trickery could have deadly consequences -- and let's just say it would not be a good death -- for Boss. The Oak Ridge Boys perform "Old Time Lovin'" at the Boar's Nest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060539 +0000" stop="20260415062720 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valley of the Unicorns - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids come to the aid of a unicorn named Silvermane, the leader of the last unicorn herd, who under attack by wolves.  But when their attention is diverted, an old wizard named Kelek kidnaps Uni.  The kids seek out the evil man, who is trying to steal all the horns from unicorns to harness the teleportation powers they possess.  But they find themselves too late to save Uni, who is now weak and hornless.  The kids free all the de-horned unicorns and ask to be taken to the Valley of the Unicorns so they can protect the remaining three from the Kelek.  But little do they know that they are leading someone else into the valley with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062720 +0000" stop="20260415064914 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Search of the Dungeon Master - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While taking a lesuirely ride through the forest, Dungeon Master is attacked by a Warduke, a bounty hunter who possesses a sword that covers that which it is struck against with ice.  He strikes the side of the tree Dungeon Master is perched on, trapping Dungeon Master in a block of ice.  When the kids are made aware of Dungeon Master's capture, they set out to rescue him before Venger can claim him first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064914 +0000" stop="20260415071107 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and the Bogbeast - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The kids must seek out the river that rains upside down.  Once a year the river reverses it's course and rains upwards for 60 seconds.  And those who are in it can go whereever they desire.  Dungeon Master warns the kids that they 'must never touch the beauty that brings the beast,' but Eric picks a flower later in their quest that turns him into a bogbeast.  He then finds out that if he cannot undo the spell, he'll be stuck that way forever.  So the kids are now stuck in a dilemma, find their 
way home, or find a cure for Eric.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071107 +0000" stop="20260415073251 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prison Without Walls - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The kids are sent to a valley where a village of gnomes reside.  However, the gnomes are enslaved by Venger to mine the mystic gems out of the walls of the valley.  When the kids attempt to free the people, they are informed that the residents cannot be free until Lukion, the gnome spellbinder, lifts the spell upon the valley.  The kids then set out for the Swamp of Sorrow to find Lukion, and free the prisoner trapped in a prison without walls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073251 +0000" stop="20260415075432 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Servant of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's Bobby's birthday, but Venger's lizardmen crash his party and kidnap his companions.  Now, aided only by Uni and Dungeon Master's magical amulet, Bobby must befriend the reluctant giant Karox and free his friends from Venger's Prison of Agony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061547 +0000" stop="20260415064018 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Like a Fox - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A journalist named Shuji Niekawa is beaten up by Shizuo six months ago while trying to research who is the strongest person in Ikebukuro. As he goes around interviewing Simon, Izaya and Celty, Niekawa narrates his feelings on his latest work and the regret of not able to bond with his distant daughter, Haruna. After heading back home from a long day of work, Niekawa is attacked by the slasher who stabs him with a kitchen knife. After he survives the attack with no memory of the incident and awakes in hospital, Niekawa is possessed by the slasher spirit and directed to look for Anri, who was heading back home in episode 14. As he attempts to attack, Kyohei and his gang knock Niekawa down and rescue Anri. However, Niekawa gets back up to attack a second time but is knocked down by Celty on her bike with Shizuo in tow. Upon seeing Shizuo, the demonic spirit in Niekawa professes its love for him. Shizuo is enraged on hearing the slasher's confession and rips out a car door to bludgeon Niekawa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064018 +0000" stop="20260415070450 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutual Love - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Just as Shizou defeats Shuji, Celty takes the knife he drops and shows it to Shinra claiming that it could be Saika. Haruna Niekawa the daughter of Shuji comes to visit Anri to discuss about Nasujima, the teacher who harrases Anri. Shinra and Celty discussing about Saika, discover that Saika loves humans so much that it demonstrates her love via actions manipulating her host. They also find out multiple Saikas in the chat room as they find out that Saika slashes humans just as it leaves her "children" to manipulate multiple hosts. Celty decides to go for Shizou who went to fight Izaya who could be a target of Saika, not much later a multitude of hosts get around Shizou claiming they "love" his power. Shizou now liking his own power for the first time decides to fight back. While Nasujima is being chased by a possessed Haruna, Anri is attacked by multiple Saika-hosts. Haruna then is able to corner Nasujima, however Anri asks her to stop slashing people, just as Haruna attacks Anri, she is left unharmed as Anri reveals she is in fact, the wielder of the true Saika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070450 +0000" stop="20260415072907 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Changes - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Sonohara pokes Niekawa with Saika, and shows her a flashback of how she became its wielder. Sonohara's father was an antiquities dealer, and constantly beat up her and her family. Her mother then got possessed by Saika, killed her father, and committed suicide. Sonohara then grabs the cursed blade, and becomes its wielder. Meanwhile, Shizuo beats up Niekawa's "Saika children," flashing back to his past. Sonohara then assimilates Niekawa's Saika, and as a result takes control of all of the Saikas in Ikebukuro. Sonohara apologizes to Celty for attacking her back in Episode 5. Mikado later visits Sonohara at the hospital, and after realizing she has met the "unusual people," warns her to stay away from the non-normal. As a result of Niekawa's assimilation, Sonohara has gained her and all of the Saika's memories; she suspects that Izaya is up to something. Mikado is later shown contacting members of the Dollars, but it is unknown for what reason. The episode concludes, as Izaya's plot deepens further; he is revealed to be behind several events in the slasher arc. He has caused a split of the city's population into different "factions;" Saika/Sonohara's army, the Yellow Scarves, and the Dollars; and knows that they will fight amongst each other. Kida, not knowing Anri Sonohara's true nature, retakes his place as the leader of the Yellow Scarves. He suspects the Dollars to be responsible for Sonohara's injuries, and vows revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072907 +0000" stop="20260415075323 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Your Control - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Confusion is starting to descend on the town of Ikebukuro. Izaya grins with an evil smile... everything is going according to plan. Unaware of Izaya's plan, Masaomi is remembering the past in an abandoned building. How he came back here. How a girl named Mikajima Saki still waits for him at the hospital. He remembers the words Izaya once said to him: "You can never run from your past."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062912 +0000" stop="20260415071511 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sublet - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Blake and Krystle wait helplessly as an all-points-bulletin is put out for Sarah and Krystina. Adam betrays Alexis' trust by tipping Neal McVane off to her and Dirk Maurier's stock buyout of Trouvitle Industries. Hiding out in a leased apartment, Sarah convinces herself Krystina is her little girl. Krystina, missing her family and home, refuses to take her heart medicine, resulting in a dangerous risk of rejecting her new heart. Having reaped the benefits of three very successful oil wells, Nick Kimball jets Dominique off to San Francisco for dinner, and caps the evening off with a proposal of marriage. In a drunken haze, Adam wanders the streets looking for the abuse he feels he deserves. Krystle finds an address circled in the newspaper. At the apartment, Krystle persuades Sarah to open the door, reuniting mother and daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060914 +0000" stop="20260415063037 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword of Righteousness - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes a great warrior after finding a magical sword in a vending machine sandwich. Will this help him battle Psy-Crow and his Orb of Quite Remarkable Power?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063037 +0000" stop="20260415065201 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Egg Beater - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally leaves Mrs. Bleveridge's egg beater on a distant planet, so he takes her on a trip across the universe to get back the egg beater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065201 +0000" stop="20260415071324 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trout! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jim must seek the Fur-Bearin' trout and protect him from Queen-Slug-For-A-Butt's fur-powered death machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071324 +0000" stop="20260415073447 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Secret of the Universe - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Evil the Cat releases a beast named "Rosebud" to assist him in destroying the universe. However, Rosebud is a little too mellow to go with Evil's sinister plot, even though he knows "The Great Secret of the Universe."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073447 +0000" stop="20260415075609 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring Me the Head of Earthworm Jim - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Professor Monkey-for-a-Head and Psy-Crow steal Jim's super suit, and Jim uses a weak duplicate to try to get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061452 +0000" stop="20260415064322 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 21 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>As Kenny adjusts to the new realities of his life, a twist of fate alters his future with the Mermen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064322 +0000" stop="20260415071258 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 22 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>In the Season 4 premiere, Kenny Powers is now a family man—with his wife, April, two little kids and a home in the suburbs—but a night out with a former teammate and current TV star has him yearning to get back in the limelight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071258 +0000" stop="20260415074232 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 23 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Kenny visits Guy Young to discuss a career change, and tries to convince Stevie to rejoin the Powers team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060046 +0000" stop="20260415062338 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Curious Ed - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Sarah and Jimmy discover Jimmy's fish have babies and try to learn where they come from, but when they ask the other kids about it, they keep getting different answers. They eventually turn to the Eds for help, but even they can't agree on the subject of human reproduction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062338 +0000" stop="20260415064635 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Speak Da Ed - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Ed receives a variety of wolf-themed gifts from his pen-pal, and ends up suffering the wrath of Rolf, who suspects said pen-pal is actually his old arch-nemesis, and ends up sending the Eds to Norway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064635 +0000" stop="20260415070929 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Hand Ed - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Eddy plans to break out of school, enlisting the help of the other Eds and Jonny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070929 +0000" stop="20260415073217 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Smart for His Own Ed - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Edd is embarrassed to no end after losing to Ed in the annual spelling bee. All the other kids think he's lost his touch, and turn to Ed for help with their homework (even though Eddy insists they pay for the privilege). Meanwhile, Jonny seeks revenge on Nazz after she eliminated Plank from the Spelling Bee for not spelling a word clearly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073217 +0000" stop="20260415075513 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Minding the Ed? - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Rolf goes to his family reunion, he puts Ed in charge of his animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063141 +0000" stop="20260415072135 +0000" channel="C845.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Caught up in a newspaper strike and laid-off, Tom tries to bring the feuding parties together thanks to something Nicholas says about giving and compromise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061137 +0000" stop="20260415064141 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love You Too - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Vince and the guys attend Comic-Con to promote "Aquaman" but all are surprised when Drama turns out to be a big hit also. Vince decides he can handle working with Mandy, until he makes dinner plans with her and her fiancée. Eric and Shauna try to satisfy a caustic journalist. Drama gets a birthday present from Ari.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064141 +0000" stop="20260415071010 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bat Mitzvah - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Vince does not hide his feelings for Mandy.  Ari's long lost partner turns up. Ari's daughter has her Bat Mitzvah. Eric splurges on a new suit in order to make a good impression. While, Drama and Turtle try to make the Bat Mitzvah work to their advantage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071010 +0000" stop="20260415073317 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Balls Lagoon - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Vince prepares to celebrate Mandy's birthday. Shauna is upset over a press leak. Drama starts work on a Movie of the Week with Brooke Shields.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073317 +0000" stop="20260415075920 +0000" channel="C847.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Morning Saigon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Vince misses an appointment for his physical because he is spending time with Mandy, Eric and Ari start to worry Vince's love life is interfering with business, and Mandy's talent managers have similar concerns. Turtle and Drama do some detective work after they recover Eric's stolen Maserati, which leads them to a musical discovery that turns Turtle into an agent. Turtle strikes a deal with Billy Walsh for the Queens Boulevard score and is convinced his new client is headed for superstardom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064406 +0000" stop="20260415073013 +0000" channel="C848.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Light - S02E20</title>
    <desc>While McCall is testifying in Washington, Scott tries his hand and looks for thugs harassing a local merchant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064021 +0000" stop="20260415072340 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DOA - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When a former Chinese MSS agent is poisoned and comes to McCall for help, McCall tracks down the perpetrators and the antidote. Meanwhile, Aunt Vi encourages Dee to protest against a well-known climate change denier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060203 +0000" stop="20260415064551 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ground Zero - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Kerry investigates Synergix, an ER management group specializing in balancing budgets.  She is later forced to fire Jeanie.  In turn, Jeanie is asked by Al to move to Atlanta with him.  Greene is still suffering from the aftereffects of his attack, snapping at patients and staff alike.  Dr. Ross is stunned by a collect phone call from California informing him of his father's death.  Benton clashes with Corday after she apparently "steals" a rare procedure out from under his nose.  Carol meets with Carter's grandmother to pitch her idea for a free health clinic.  Anna is perturbed when she discovers Carter's wealthy background.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064551 +0000" stop="20260415072946 +0000" channel="C850.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fathers and Sons - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Doug goes to California with tag-along Mark to identify his father's body and put his affairs to rest.  Doug deals with his father's legacy while Mark visits his family in San Diego for the first time in years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060838 +0000" stop="20260415061952 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brandi Glanville - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Eric and Hannibal pretend to be News Anchors. Andre plays basketball in a werewolf costume.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061952 +0000" stop="20260415063103 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese Witherspoon - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Sinbad - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hannibal performs the opening monologue in Eric's temporary absence.</desc>
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    <desc>Eric does lying down street interviews and feeds his crew.</desc>
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    <title>Evangelos - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Eric starts the show typing into a laptop (Sex and the City style), where pop-up images of Hannibal in drag causes him to wreck the set.</desc>
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    <title>Ryan Phillippe - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Eric terminates a baby-holding sketch prematurely and has an existential crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Maria Menounos; Eric Balfour - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Maria Menounos and Eric Balfour are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Krysten Ritter; Dominic Monaghan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eric hunts ghosts in the crematory and later stars in a commercial for "Honey Time Bee Pollen."</desc>
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    <title>Lou Ferrigno; Downtown Julie Brown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lou Ferrigno and Downtown Julie Brown are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Smarter Carter - S05E09</title>
    <desc>While under the influence of a smart drug, Carter becomes a genius like everyone else in town and starts to change the laws of physics. Unfortunately, his condition soon endangers all of Eureka, including Allison's brother who is in town just to meet his new brother-in-law.</desc>
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    <title>The Honeymooners - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Jack and Allison's perfect honeymoon is interrupted when sabotage is discovered in Eureka. Elsewhere, Holly faces another hurdle to remain intact.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Being Cool - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Chris' attempt to be a "cool" kid lands him in hot water when he is caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school. Kicking him while he's down, Tonya blackmails him when she finds out before their parents do. Meanwhile, Rochelle decides to teach Julius a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When Chris becomes the only boy in school without a date for the ninth-grade dance, Ms. Morello suggests he ask the only girl without a date, and she accepts. But trouble ensues when word gets out about the inter-racial pairing.

Meanwhile, Tonya stresses her parents out about ballet classes.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Mother's Day - S03E21</title>
    <desc>When Chris attempts to buy Rochelle perfume as a Mother's Day gift, he discovers he cannot afford it and buys it from Risky. However, Rochelle breaks out in hives and takes Chris to the store she believes he bought it from. Meanwhile, Drew and Julius do a spot of spring cleaning and make an expensive find.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Graduation - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Chris is disappointed when he finds out that Greg will be going to a different high school next year.  He tries to get the necessary grant money so he can afford to go to Greg's school.  Rochelle volunteers Drew to be Tanya's dance partner in Swan Lake after her ballet partner gets hurt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073240 +0000" stop="20260415075325 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Tattaglia - S04E01</title>
    <desc>As a first-time high school student, Chris (Tyler James Williams) is really looking forward to attending a school with some diversity. Unfortunately, when he arrives at school, he discovers that the school's new principal, Ms. Morello (guest star Jacqueline Mazarella), has placed him in the only all-white homeroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061031 +0000" stop="20260415063305 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Debra - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Debra talks Ray into letting her join him on the golf course, after she once again realizes that they don't have fun together anymore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063305 +0000" stop="20260415065540 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You Notes - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon, but Debra steps in, determined to stop Marie's meddling once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065540 +0000" stop="20260415071805 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home from School - S08E03</title>
    <desc>When Michael stays home from school two days in a row, Ray suspects that he simply hasn't done his homework, but the rest of the family have their own explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071805 +0000" stop="20260415074036 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misery Loves Company - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Debra and Ray are annoyed at the over-the-top affection Robert and Amy are expressing towards each other. In fact, Robert feels compelled to give Ray marriage advice and Amy does the same with Debra at the newly-wed couple's three months anniversary dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060426 +0000" stop="20260415070008 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Save a Life - S04E08</title>
    <desc>David stumbles into the life of a man planning murder-suicide and the team rush to find him. Sheryl executes her plan to stop baby Timothy from becoming the Antichrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070008 +0000" stop="20260415075407 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Build a Chatbot - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The team looks into bizarre text messages. Sheryl tries to beat Leland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061539 +0000" stop="20260415070251 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redoubt - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Holden finds himself at odds with his crew when a controversial decision is uncovered. On Ceres, Avasarala struggles to contain an escalating humanitarian crisis. Drummer's growing faction stage a daring raid with dire stakes. Filip, demoted to repair skiff duty, makes an unexpected discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070251 +0000" stop="20260415075100 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why We Fight - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Paths converge on Ceres when Drummer and her fleet arrive to aid the relief effort. Holden tries to convince Avasarala to release crucial information that might avert catastrophe, but she has her own request of him. As Amos and Bobbie get a little R&amp;R at the station, Naomi has a difficult and long-awaited reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062713 +0000" stop="20260415070913 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Origins of Stonehenge - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Josh travels to his ancestral home of Great Britain to explore the origins of Stonehenge. From high in the air to deep under the sea, he finds an unexpected network of monuments that could have inspired one of history's most mystical locations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070913 +0000" stop="20260415075114 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Josh travels all over the US to find the treasures featured in The Secret, a cryptic book published in the 1980s. He meets with members of the book's cult following, who each think they're on the verge of finding one of the 10 remaining treasures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060715 +0000" stop="20260415063540 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paul Lynde to Block - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sue's hopes of a romantic night with Frank at the drive-in are dashed when he brings the new neighbors along. Kevin's bandmates drop a bombshell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063540 +0000" stop="20260415070350 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stinger - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sue dreams up a new invention, Kevin starts summer school, Bill suffers an awkward mishap at the pool, and a promotion stokes tensions at the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070350 +0000" stop="20260415073154 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride - S03E04</title>
    <desc>As the guys start work on the baby's room, Chet takes Frank on an unforgettable outing to the Air Force base. A jealous Phillip lashes out at Bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073154 +0000" stop="20260415075901 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Sexes - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While Sue hosts a soul-crushing focus group for the Forkoontula, Frank tries to keep Vic from bonding with Chet, and Bill sneaks out with Bridget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062046 +0000" stop="20260415064311 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ancient Feelings Stirred - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Action travels to Barcelona, where he performs at a music festival. Later, the crew learn Flamenco; and Meyhem and Action face off in a paella cook-off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064311 +0000" stop="20260415070705 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Love Like Wine - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The crew travel to Copenhagen for Roskilde Festival. Later, Action makes an octopus taco; Meyhem cooks fish; and Al's on his best behaviour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070705 +0000" stop="20260415072930 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Caesar Brothers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The crew embark on a culinary tour of the Italian Peninsula, where they sample shellfish in Naples, dine at one of the world's best restaurants and eat Roman street food with chef Mario Batali.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072930 +0000" stop="20260415075155 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Durag vs. Bronco - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Action shoots a video featuring Big Body Bes on a white horse; when not engaged in equine rap scenarios the two eat their way from West Hollywood to Watts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061115 +0000" stop="20260415063253 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off-Broadway Baby - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Beverly Ann and the girls head for New York, when Tootie decides to audition for her first Broadway show.  However, when she arrives, she quickly learns that she has plenty of competition working against her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063253 +0000" stop="20260415065500 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Chill - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Blair, Tootie and Natalie organize a reunion with the girls from Eastland.  This brings Nancy, Cindy and Sue Ann back to town each with successful lives.  Cindy has become a model, Nancy is engaged and Sue Ann a vice president for a company.  However, each also has a distinct downside to their success.  Meanwhile, Jo feels left out of the reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065500 +0000" stop="20260415071708 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ratings Game - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Blair's computerized date-rating system is the focus when she makes a bet with Jo dealing with whether or not the system really works.  However, when Beverly Ann accidentally erases a disk, Jo tampers with some of the ratings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071708 +0000" stop="20260415073915 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Day - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jo offers to marry an illegal alien in order to keep the man from being deported.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061732 +0000" stop="20260415062846 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheese And Crockers - S06E07</title>
    <desc>On Happy Half Day where "half-ness" is celebrated, Timmy wishes for a machine that lets him become half-Timmy/ half-whatever, but it also turns Mr. Crocker into a cheese powered megalomaniac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062846 +0000" stop="20260415064001 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Land Before Timmy - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of technology ruining his life, Timmy wishes to live in a simpler time. He and all of Dimmsdale are then sent to the Stone Age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064001 +0000" stop="20260415065112 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Chang - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Mark Chang is called back to the planet Yugopotamia to become King when Princess Mandie sizes the throne from his father, and Timmy has to get help from Vicky to save Mark and his people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065112 +0000" stop="20260415071522 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Universe-ity - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Dark Laser's back and after trying (and failing) to destroy Timmy, he adopts the saying, "if you can't beat 'em, get 'em to join you." He offers Timmy a scholarship to "Dark-Mouth University" in an effort to get him to become his evil apprentice. Timmy refuses but Mom and Dad – excited that someone else is going to pay for Timmy's college – eagerly accept the offer. Timmy is given a dark suit with dark powers and the proviso that if Timmy tries it and doesn't want it, Dark Laser will leave Earth alone forever. Timmy agrees, and soon it seems he's fallen under the evil spell of the evil suit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071522 +0000" stop="20260415072639 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sooper Poof - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Poof is trying to get the hang of shape shifting but unfortunately he takes after Cosmo! And worse, one of his attempts has him crash landing in front of the Turner house, where Mom and Dad find him and become convinced he's an alien super baby they need to raise to fight for truth and justice! But Timmy can't just steal Poof back because Mom and Dad have fallen in love with the little guy, so he must devise another way of getting Poof back to Cosmo and Wanda before Dad's attempts to turn the baby into a super hero get them all in trouble!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072639 +0000" stop="20260415075047 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wishing Well - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Timmy's been running Cosmo and Wanda ragged so Jorgen takes him to "Wishing Well", a state of the art rehabilitation facility where he can learn to wish less and be more independent. He meets two other kids with fairies and together they battle their darkest fears, escape from precarious situations…and make breakfast, all without wishing. In the end, they learn independence only when they band together to escape, which they do without any fairy assistance whatsoever. But escaping wasn't part of Jorgen's plan…or was it? Either way, it worked!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062958 +0000" stop="20260415071557 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sandcastles - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Colt and Howie pursue a murder suspect to Hawaii, only to discover that Jody has fallen in love with him and let him escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063220 +0000" stop="20260415072056 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Winner Is... - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Tempers flare when Bruno's script is chosen for the school production, and he casts himself as the lead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060448 +0000" stop="20260415062446 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prevo vs. Arana - S22E15</title>
    <desc>Arana family vs. Prevo family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062446 +0000" stop="20260415064444 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter vs. Schroeder - S22E17</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064444 +0000" stop="20260415070446 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lyles vs. Schroeder - S22E18</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070446 +0000" stop="20260415072445 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bazos vs. Opal - S22E19</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072445 +0000" stop="20260415074445 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bazos vs. Hayes - S22E21</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061016 +0000" stop="20260415063154 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prescription Heroine - S20E16</title>
    <desc>After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063154 +0000" stop="20260415065332 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All About Alana - S20E17</title>
    <desc>When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065332 +0000" stop="20260415071510 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girlfriend, Eh? - S20E18</title>
    <desc>Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071510 +0000" stop="20260415073648 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Blood - S20E19</title>
    <desc>The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073648 +0000" stop="20260415075826 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jersey Bore - S20E20</title>
    <desc>Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060716 +0000" stop="20260415062917 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jury - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Steve and Carl are called in on jury duty, and Steve proves without a shadow of a doubt that the accussed is innocent while everyone else thinks he is guilty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062917 +0000" stop="20260415065059 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came Upon a Midnight Clear - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Laura finally gives Curtis the old heave-ho now that Stefan is back to stay. Meanwhile, Carl and Steve get lost in the woods looking for a Christmas tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065059 +0000" stop="20260415071301 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Nerd - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Laura plans to join a sorority and learns Steve is their favorite target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071301 +0000" stop="20260415073501 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Triangles - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Best friends Laura and Maxine are attracted to the same guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073501 +0000" stop="20260415075702 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Time - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Urkel invents a time machine, and he and Carl travel back to the 70s, where Carl takes advantage and changes the future to become a billionaire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062503 +0000" stop="20260415070802 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Time in Havana - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Percussionist Alma wants to be accepted by her tight-knit Cuban family, but to understand why they disapprove of her musical career, she must revisit their history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070802 +0000" stop="20260415075016 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twice in a Lifetime - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Nisha wants the Island to help her decide between marrying her parent's proposed match, Savin, or her longtime boyfriend, Josh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065433 +0000" stop="20260415075629 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raddoppiarlo - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Deafy and Odis join forces, Josto seeks revenge, Oraetta finds new employment, Gaetano makes a move and Zelmare and Swanee help the Smutneys with their debt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064150 +0000" stop="20260415072749 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Locket - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A temporal distortion traps Aeryn and John on a planet's surface, where they live out the rest of their lives -- while Moya remains trapped in orbit, experiencing only hours. Stark returns to the ship with important news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061724 +0000" stop="20260415065956 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Souping up a Super Ford GT (2) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>As work on a smashed up 2005 Ford GT continues, Richard heads to Indiana to try to sell a Shelby Cobra prop car used in the superhero movie Iron Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060405 +0000" stop="20260415062648 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Habla Español - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Rosita is a shy Mexican-American girl in the gang's class. Rudy ridicules her for her halting English, prompting her to miss class for a couple of days. When Fat Albert tries to intervene, they're interrupted when a fellow Hispanic has an emergency kitchen fire. With quick thinking and communication, they're able to put out the fire with little damage. Back at school, Miss Wucher assigns a project for the kids aimed at illustrating that they all have a heritage of which to be proud. Rosita is surprised the gang know of famous Mexican figures in history after returning to class and interacting with the gang again, eventually getting the last laugh on Rudy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062648 +0000" stop="20260415064909 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two by Two - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The gang's friends, Arden and Baron, are so in love with each other, they want to drop out of school and get married as soon as possible. At first, they don't care what others think, but then begin to have second thoughts when Arden realizes she won't be able to go to the high school prom or get her diploma. Then Fat Albert has Baron meet Mudfoot, who introduces him to Ellen, a woman just a few years older than Baron. She and her husband Joey rushed into marriage around his age, but once on their own, had trouble finding steady jobs, paying their bills, weren't able to keep their new car, and couldn't even afford a phone once their daughter was born. These factors help Arden and Baron reconsider their decision and now choose to wait to see how things will turn out to better prepare them for life as adults.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064909 +0000" stop="20260415071129 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parking Dog - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert has doubts about the ability of his friends Cosgrove and Doreen to accept the responsibility of owning a new puppy. Sure enough, instead of taking little Freddie for a much-needed walk, they leave him unattended in the kitchen and he runs off to play. Poor Freddie escapes through the window and ends up on the highway, becoming endangered by the heavy traffic. Luckily, Fat Albert is able to call the police, who are able to save the puppy in time. After the big scare, Cosgrove and Doreen learn a hard lesson about responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071129 +0000" stop="20260415073412 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water You Waiting For? - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The gang goes on a camping trip to Cedar Lake where they meet some new people. Along the way, Fat Albert takes a particular interest in Janine, a pretty girl, and brags about his knowledge of water safety, only to find himself embarrassed when he learns she's the camp's main lifeguard, who knows more about safety than he thinks. The two get along and she makes him her assistant lifeguard. Eventually, their teamwork comes in handy when Rudy's prank on Russell backfires, leading both to jeopardy. After the narrow rescue, the gang and their new friends get a firsthand lesson in water safety.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073412 +0000" stop="20260415075633 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Father - S07E05</title>
    <desc>After her father passed away, Buffy's mother recently started dating again and Mr. Haney is becoming more involved in their lives, much to Buffy's reluctance. She becomes further resistant when they announce they'll be getting married. Buffy runs away from home and hides out at the amusement park, even though it's closed. She winds up in danger as the gang track her down. Fortunately, Mr. Haney is able to save her in time and Buffy is willing to accept him as part of the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060352 +0000" stop="20260415064740 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Notice - S02E09</title>
    <desc>After a rocky start, and a bad gamble on the stock market, Shari and Dwight Tobyne escape their small-town roots to start over. But financial fraud is soon revealed, turning this marriage into a web of deception - and ultimately a gruesome tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064740 +0000" stop="20260415073128 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Descent Into Madness - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Janene and Troy Patton are madly in love. But with 4 kids, and unexplained black holes in the family bank accounts, they are on the brink of financial disaster. Then when Janene claims one of her psychiatric patients raped her, the fallout proves deadly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061428 +0000" stop="20260415063809 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Luck, Father Ted - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Fame beckons for Ted when Terry MacNamee phones up to interview him for 'The Television'. Unfortunately, the filming at the local beauty spot coincides with the arrival of Funland on Craggy Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063809 +0000" stop="20260415070224 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Entertaining Father Stone - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Life's always dull on Craggy Island, but it gets even duller when Father Paul Stone visits. Six years he's been coming to holiday with Ted, and the protracted silences have taken their toll...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070224 +0000" stop="20260415072653 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Passion of Saint Tibulus - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a night gossiping with Father Hernandez over the longest game of Cluedo in history, Ted and Dougal are bullied into being moral crusaders by Bishop Brennan, with disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072653 +0000" stop="20260415075049 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Competition Time - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the All Priests Look-A-Like competition and Ted is determined that this year he will defeat his fellow priests from Rugged Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063015 +0000" stop="20260415073707 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Stunt Episode #2 - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1 (Submerged bus)   Contestants would have to swim into a submerged bus, rescue up to four crash test dummies, and place them in a raft outside the bus.  The two men and the two women to retrieve the most dummies the fastest before quitting would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2 (Cow parts &amp; rotten milk)   Contestants would have to use their faces to search a counter covered with dirty dishes for Madagascar hissing cockroaches.  After using their mouths to retrieve five roaches and spit them into a box, they would have to drink a glass of lard &amp; blended cow parts and a glass of rotten Fear Factor milk.  The contestant to complete this stunt the fastest would win a seven day all-inclusive trip to Brazil where they would stay at Super Clubs' resort Breezes Costa Do Sauipe.  No one would be eliminated in this stunt.
Stunt #3 (Cow brain search)   As cow spinal fluid rained down on a counter covered with cow brains, contestants would have to use th</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060220 +0000" stop="20260415065512 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Time Than You Know - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The heroes fight the clock and PADRE's forces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065512 +0000" stop="20260415075057 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All I See Is Red - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Morgan fights his past as he and Madison race to stop PADRE's expansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061927 +0000" stop="20260415064527 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XL5 to H2O - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Everyone on planet Zolpheid is killed in an Aquaphibian attack, except for Rald and Jerek. Receiving an SOS, Space City sends Fireball XL5 to rescue the two from Zolpheid's oceans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064527 +0000" stop="20260415071126 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Pirates - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While babysitting Commander Zero's son, Jonathan, Venus tells him story about when Fireball XL5 encountered a group of space pirates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071126 +0000" stop="20260415073736 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Zodiac - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Steve celebrates the anniversary of his family's circus act, Venus falls asleep and dreams of a plot devised by Mr and Mrs Space Spy and the nomadic Monadians to take over the Earth…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060030 +0000" stop="20260415064504 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Things go terribly wrong during a job on an outer planet; both Simon and River are kidnapped by the locals in need of a doctor, while the rest of the crew finds themselves in need a doctor of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064504 +0000" stop="20260415072937 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ariel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On return to Ariel, Simon hires the crew out to smuggle River into a hospital so Simon can figure out what the Alliance did to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060116 +0000" stop="20260415064555 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Cold Blood/Red Handed - S07E14</title>
    <desc>A grandfather hears a knock on his door, little does he know that a killer stands on the other side of it. The suspect flees the scene and crashes his car just down the road. Will the car be the key to identifying the killer? In a bedroom and elderly man lies dead, his killer strangled him. Is the strange man people saw knocking on doors the killer? Can detectives identify him and find him in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064555 +0000" stop="20260415073032 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>River's Edge - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Along the bank of the mighty Mississippi River is the body of a unknown man. The victim is homeless which makes identifying the man even more difficult. Working against a ticking clock detectives work to find a suspect of the beaten homeless man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062356 +0000" stop="20260415070657 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Generations, One Fixer - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A young mother searches for a fixer with wide-open spaces and room to share with her mom and son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070657 +0000" stop="20260415074955 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Couple Seeks Fixer - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A couple who likes small towns searches Hubbard, Texas for a large home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064155 +0000" stop="20260415072402 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Yellow Tie - S08E18</title>
    <desc>With a new speedster in town, The Flash gets much more than he bargained for. Meanwhile, Cecile’s powers experience a growth spurt allowing her to aid Team Flash on an entirely different level.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061440 +0000" stop="20260415065532 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Flav's Consideration - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Recap! Watch extended scenes and exclusive footage including casting, interviews and a series recap from Flavor of Love episodes one through eight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065532 +0000" stop="20260415075458 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flavor of Decision - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The final two girls remain. To celebrate having made it this far, Flav takes the two girls to Puerto Vallarta for an exotic three day Mexican getaway. During their stay, Flav will spend twenty four hours alone with each girl (which is a good thing because these girls hate each other and the gloves are coming off). From a canopy tour of the rainforest to a private island getaway, Flav rolls in pimped out style no matter what country he's in. We know both the girls will be impressed, but which of them will get to live this kind of lifestyle AFTER the final elimination?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061837 +0000" stop="20260415064010 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Far Can $100 Go? - S13E16</title>
    <desc>A pair of designing dudes take on a pair of junk-loving ladies for the chance to win $5,000. This time, each team gets a budget of only $100 plus a time limit of just one hour to find three projects of their choosing, which they must transform from "cheap to chic." The teams then hit the workshop where they create one-of-a-kind pieces to sell at the flea market for the biggest profit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064010 +0000" stop="20260415070141 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flea Market Flip - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Flea Markets are gold mines for interior designers and do-it-yourselfers! All you need is a little cash, a good eye, and imagination. Flea Market Flip puts two teams to the test--challenging them to find diamonds in the rough to rescue, recycle, and re-invent into decorating gems and resold for a profit. Hosted by Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer, a flea market fanatic, the teams are given 500 dollars and a limited time to hunt for pieces with potential and haggle for the lowest prices. Once purchased they'll head to the workshop to rebuild, refurbish or completely re-invent their finds, in hopes of creating treasures that will bring them a bigger profit. Then it's off to the next flea market, where the buyers are now sellers, trying to flip their finds in this winner take all competition. Whichever team makes more money with their re-imagined design pieces wins a cash prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070141 +0000" stop="20260415072259 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four's The Lucky Number - S01E02</title>
    <desc>This episode of Flea Market Flip features sisters Lisa and Katie who grew up being dragged by their mother to flea markets and tag sales. They are taking on fabulous friends and stylists with fabulous taste, Nissa and Anson. Each team gets a $500 budget to find, fix-up and flip projects from items purchased at the Stormville Airport Antique Show &amp; Flea Market. Both teams are only given one hour to shop for design projects that involve creating lighting fixtures, refurbishing upholstered pieces, and reimagining objects to give them a new purpose. After discovering some diamonds in the rough at the flea market, both teams put their design-savvy skills to the test, and get to work transforming and refurbishing their finds, in the hopes of turning a huge profit at New York's coolest flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that makes the most selling their fixed up finds takes home a $5,000 prize. Hosted by Designer/Flea Marketer and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072259 +0000" stop="20260415074423 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down To The Penny - S01E03</title>
    <desc>This episode of Flea Market Flip features design-savvy and sassy sisters Susan and Jennifer taking on artistic friends Vanessa and Bao. Each team is given a $500 budget to find, fix-up and flip projects from items purchased at the Stormville Airport Antique Show &amp; Flea Market. Given only one hour to scour the aisles, the teams must shop for design projects that feature a retro inspired design, a fabric project and transforming an eyesore into a chic design. After discovering some hidden gems at the flea market, both teams roll up their sleeves and get to work transforming and refurbishing their finds in the workshop, in the hopes of raking in big profits at New York's hippest flea market, Brooklyn Flea. The team that makes the most money selling their re-imagined pieces goes home $5,000 richer. Hosted by Designer/Flea Market Aficionado and Good Morning America Co-Anchor Lara Spencer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061727 +0000" stop="20260415064323 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fleabag takes a date to her Godmother's Sex-hibition only to discover a few shocks are in store for her, including a declaration of love, a familiar piece of work, and an entire wall of surprises.
But where is Claire? The season finale forces Fleabag to face up to her actions, and to finally reveal what happened to her beloved friend, Boo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064323 +0000" stop="20260415070822 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The eponymous Fleabag returns, joining an uncomfortable family dinner to celebrate Godmother and Dad’s engagement.  

Alongside familiar faces - uptight sister Claire and her alcoholic husband Martin - Fleabag find herself intrigued by Godmother’s new priest. The evening comes to a tempestuous end, however, when an unexpected attack brings old tensions bubbling to the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070822 +0000" stop="20260415073353 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A counselling session elicits an uncomfortable truth from Fleabag, and she finds herself somewhere unexpected. Elsewhere, a chat with Claire brings some unwelcome news, Martin and Fleabag face off, and Jake wonders where Claire is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073353 +0000" stop="20260415075650 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps with an event at Claire's work which inevitably ends in disaster, but an introduction to Claire's colleague proves intriguing, and a chance meeting with a stranger opens Fleabag's eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062501 +0000" stop="20260415065018 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstone - S05E24</title>
    <desc>When costumed television hero Superstone cancels out of a personal appearance, Fred is hired to take his place.  Criminals, meanwhile, plan to steal the box office receipts and frame Fred for it.  With Barney's help, Fred manages to catch the crooks and prove his innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065018 +0000" stop="20260415071437 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred Meets Hercurock - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Impressed by Fred's physical strength, movie producer Go-Go Ravine hires him to play "Hercurock" in a new movie.  After braving pterodactyls, charging mastodons, and a three-headed brontosaurus, though, Fred retires back to the safety of his day job at the rock quarry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071437 +0000" stop="20260415073944 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surfin' Fred - S05E26</title>
    <desc>The quiet of the families' seaside weekend is shattered by a national surfing contest.  Fred, however, gets caught up in surfin' fever, and ultimately has to be saved by Jimmy Darrock (voiced by James Darren), a surf music idol posing as a lifeguard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061815 +0000" stop="20260415064339 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slingshot - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Bud, Ulla and Stevie are trapped when their truck swerves into a drainage canal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064339 +0000" stop="20260415070912 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipper and the Shark Cage - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A well meaning Bud skips his chores to go off in search of a way to earn some money for a birthday present for his Dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070912 +0000" stop="20260415073435 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lobster Trap - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Flipper and Bud discover some of Sandy's high school classmates setting lobster traps before the season opens, bud is faced with the problem of reporting it to his father or letting the older boys off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073435 +0000" stop="20260415075959 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Power - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Sandy and Bud place a down payment on a used air boat and plan to pay it off by operating a touring service through the everglades.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060925 +0000" stop="20260415065044 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Code Red - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Candace contemplates her future with Gator; Kortni gets some shocking news about Logan; Nilsa plays matchmaker for Aimee; After Kortni breaks Girl Code again, Nilsa tries to rise above and keep her eyes on her prize, Gus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065044 +0000" stop="20260415073204 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunch Punch - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Gus and Nilsa's hookup sends shockwaves through the house; Kortni decides to lay it all on the line and tell Jeremiah how she feels; Nilsa catches feelings; Gus sets his sights on a group of sorority girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062326 +0000" stop="20260415064927 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Nuns and Roses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The sisters try to raise money by bottling sea grape juice, but they get more than they bargain for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064927 +0000" stop="20260415071531 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With Love from Irving - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After helping a pelican on the beach, Sister Bertrille has to cope with a lovesick bird.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071531 +0000" stop="20260415074127 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's an Ill Wind - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Flying important papers to Mother Superior, Sister Bertrille interrupts a mobsters' meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060153 +0000" stop="20260415062255 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Much Sex - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Marcus overwhelms Angela when his sex drive rivals that of his college days. Meanwhile at C-Sports Joseph, Todd and Richard search for missing fertility pills for Leslie's dog, Fifi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062255 +0000" stop="20260415064357 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What About Kids? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Angela and Marcus receive notification that Marcus is behind on child support of an unknown child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064357 +0000" stop="20260415070523 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Secret - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In the Season 6 premiere, the ladies share a big secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070523 +0000" stop="20260415072549 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bodacious - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The guys are all at odds with their women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072549 +0000" stop="20260415074616 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And It Starts - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The women are very irritable as their husbands try to cope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061610 +0000" stop="20260415070238 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>This week Paul helps a very stressed out Staffie called Comet with a massage. Meanwhile, the staff have to deal with an emergency when a litter of puppies arrive in a sealed box and close to death. Plus, Paul has to say goodbye to his favourite dog at Battersea, Carmine as he goes to a new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070238 +0000" stop="20260415072525 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It’s Paul’s last week at Battersea, but the staff staff have a wonderful surprise waiting for him as they unveil a statue of Paul's dog Buster[4]. First he meets an elderly deaf dog called Rizzler. Paul accompanies Rizzler before his star appearance on the ITV series This Morning, hoping to find him a new home. Paul also revisits Bourbon and her puppies, who we met in episode two. There is very sad news when two of the puppies don’t survive, but a very moving moment when two more of the pups are reunited with their mum after being hand-reared since their birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072525 +0000" stop="20260415074815 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dog lover Paul O'Grady returns with a brand new series of the award-winning show in which he visits the staff and canine residents of Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. The entertainer is in his element as he follows the progress of some of the dogs from their arrival through to their adoption by a new family. In the first episode of the series, Paul meets and falls in love with Frankie, a British bulldog whose wobbly back legs could be a sign of bigger problems. English mastiff King is a big dog with even bigger odour problems, so Paul and the team do what they can to improve his aroma in the hope of finding him a permanent home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061850 +0000" stop="20260415064136 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planted Evidence - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Single mother Denise Johnson is found dead in a deserted area outside of Phoenix, Arizona. Local investigators ask a molecular geneticist to pick out a tree in a 'lineup' when unidentified seed pods are found in suspect Mark Bogan's truck. The judge rules into evidence DNA profiles linking the pods to a tree near where the body was found. This is the first U.S. case where plant DNA was used to convict a criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064136 +0000" stop="20260415070409 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southside Strangler - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Shortly after Thanksgiving in 1987, an intruder broke into the Tucker residence in Arlington Virginia.  It might have been just another statistic, but the crime committed that night launched a new era in police investigations.  This is how DNA evidence and psychological profiling helped catch a serial killer and set an innocent man free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070409 +0000" stop="20260415072643 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legionnaires' Disease - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Legionnaires' disease is one of the most famous medical detective stories, especially irritating for its missteps and frustrations. When 180 Legionnaires contract pneumonia-like symptoms after a Philadelphia Convention and 29 of them die, doctors and scientists are mystified. The determination of one scientist helps to pinpoint the cause and likely vector of this deadly disease.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072643 +0000" stop="20260415074930 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wilson Murder - S01E08</title>
    <desc>On the night of May 22, 1992, Betty Wilson returned home after a meeting.  She walked up the stairs to the bedroom and discovered her husband, lying in a pool of blood.  Jack Wilson had obviously been murdered... but how?  And by whom?  Even the experts couldn’t agree. Originally aired as Season 1, Episode 8.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064407 +0000" stop="20260415073201 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unreality TV - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Being the subject of a COPS-like television show reminds Nick of his first exposure to the camera during the US Civil War. Will modern technology finally reveal the vampires' secret?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063604 +0000" stop="20260415071915 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Japanese Katana - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In this explosive new series, four bladesmiths will compete for $10,000 and the title of Forged in Fire champion. Across three grueling rounds, competitors design and forge deadly edged-weapons of war. Their work will be put to the test, and those that fail will be sent home. In the final round, the two remaining bladesmiths must forge one of the most iconic weapons from history; the Japanese Katana. Their swords will be pushed to the absolute limit…the final test will determine which is stronger; their Katanas or a speeding bullet?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061846 +0000" stop="20260415064159 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuckoo for Coco Cards - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Mac taks his classmates on a field trip to Foster's, everybody loves Coco and Bloo wants all the attention after Coco lays eggs with imaginary friend trading cards. Soon, when Bloo throws eggs at everyone, they run away and now Coco hates Bloo. When all the friends start trading and collecting the cards, soon Bloo gets intrested and starts to collect them all. Will Bloo collect all of them without Coco's help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064159 +0000" stop="20260415070439 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Challenge of the Superfriends - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a large and dangerous imaginary friend is destroying the city, Imaginary Man comes and saves the day, and now, Mac is a fan. But once Mac is his sidekick, Bloo is jealous and joins forces with Nemesis, Imaginary Man's mortal enemy. Will justice or evil win in the battle of the superfriends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070439 +0000" stop="20260415072724 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Picture - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The residents prepare for the annual house photo. Meanwhile, Bloo and Mac search for an answer behind a weird photo of Foster's taken years ago, Eduardo gets an "extreme makeover" from Duchess that surprises the other residents, Coco realizes she needs to lose weight and Wilt has trouble being in the house photo without getting his head cut out from the banner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072724 +0000" stop="20260415075005 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squeeze the Day - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When the friends go out to the beach and leave Bloo in the house alone on purpose so that he doesn't ruin the fun, he and Mac try to squeeze in as much fun as possible and make it the best day of their lives, but are they bringing the house down?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061843 +0000" stop="20260415064330 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Red challenges Gobo's leadership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064330 +0000" stop="20260415070817 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Care - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Boober is sick of everyone not respecting his feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070817 +0000" stop="20260415073304 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture the Moon - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Gobo is the Moon-Greeter for this month's Festival of the Fraggle Moon, when Junior Gorg steals the Moon!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073304 +0000" stop="20260415075751 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marooned - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Boober's birthday is interrupted by a disaster (and didn't he just know this was going to happen?!).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061729 +0000" stop="20260415064026 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin and Otter's Visit / Franklin's Collection - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Otter visits Franklin. However, her interests have changed and the changes in the village are not to her liking.; For show and tell, the class has to show their personal collection they have made, but Franklin doesn't have any and has to spend the weekend trying to find one. He finally takes an interest in rocks, which doesn't seem to interest any of the kids at first, until Mr. Owl talks about each of their histories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064026 +0000" stop="20260415070323 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Says Sorry / Franklin and the Fire - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Bear quarrels with Franklin after he blabs to Fox about Bear's secret flag he made for the tree fort. With help from Beaver, Snail, and Fox, Franklin manages to sincerely apologize.; Franklin becomes worried when Mr. Mole's hardware store catches fire, and he takes many precautions in his own house. With help from his parents, he learns professional fire safety tips</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070323 +0000" stop="20260415072620 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Garden / Franklin Runs Away - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Franklin becomes angry at a caterpillar who has been eating his flowers. A trip to Mr. Mole's garden gives Franklin a new outlook about sharing the world with other living creatures.; Franklin and Snail decide to run away after having a bad day (which started with being reprimanded by Mr. Owl at school for talking during reading time, getting chastised by Fox &amp; Beaver for supposedly not playing fair at sports, Bear getting angry at him for having his library book that's almost overdue, and his Mom getting upset at them for making a mess after they decide to make their own snack because she was too busy painting the shed to make them one), but have trouble figuring out how to go about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072620 +0000" stop="20260415074917 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Gloomy Day / Franklin Tells Time - S02E12</title>
    <desc>On a rainy day, Franklin is bored. Whatever stifles his boredom is short lived, until his parents teach him how to play by himself.; Franklin fails to understand hours and minutes, making him lack punctuality. Mr. Owl helps Franklin understand time better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062244 +0000" stop="20260415064633 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Show Where Diane Comes Back - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Frasier's old love, Diane Chambers, comes to Seattle for the grand opening of her play about the "losers" at Cheers and their hopeless obsession with "Mary Anne".  Frasier gets roped into financing the whole thing and narrowly avoids another fling with Diane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064633 +0000" stop="20260415070922 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Word to the Wiseguy - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Niles uses a man of questionable ethics, Jerome Belasco, to "fix" a parking ticket for Maris. Frasier advises Jerome's girlfriend, Brandy, to leave Jerome after she rattles off a list of his poor traits. Frasier and Niles fear retribution from Jerome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070922 +0000" stop="20260415073211 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Before You Leap - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Frasier suggests that everyone should take a "leap," or go outside their comfort zone, to celebrate Leap Year.  For his leap, Frasier decides to sing an Italian aria instead of his usual "Buttons and Bows" for a benefit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073211 +0000" stop="20260415075440 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Crane Drifter - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A stressed Frasier resorts to physical force with a rude Cafe Nervosa patron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060252 +0000" stop="20260415062351 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normadeus - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Lobe has committed the most heinous crime ever: kidnapping Norm Abram and forcing him to build the ultimate weapon against Freakazoid. Succeeding in having a giant horn built and Freakazoid captured and tied to the end of it, the Lobe invites a few fellow enemies of Freakazoid to have a party to celebrate his upcoming demise. Gutieris wins a lottry to see which villain will kill Freakazoid, but the horn falls apart due to intentional shoddy workmanship and the villains are swiftly defeated. Breaking the Fourth Wall, all the characters appear on a stage and say this is the final episode of the show, singing "We'll Meet Again" in farewell. (Some of the characters can't handle the pressure and run away as the song goes on)

Steven Spielberg has a cameo guest star at the end</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062351 +0000" stop="20260415064508 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Day Forecast - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Freakazoid reports on the weather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064508 +0000" stop="20260415070634 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance of Doom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Cave Guy takes high school students hostage at a Daylight Savings Time dance, only one hero can stop him. But that hero is on another network, so Freakazoid must do the job instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070634 +0000" stop="20260415072747 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hand Man - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Freakazoid and his new sidekick, Handman, defeat the Lobe, Handman heeds the call of matrimony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072747 +0000" stop="20260415074909 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candle Jack - S01E04</title>
    <desc>At Camp Wennamigonnagohome, counsellor Steff and her horror-loving charges are menaced by a spooky bogeyman-guy with the power to capture anyone who says his name out loud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061649 +0000" stop="20260415070101 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looks and Books - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A car accident results in Lindsay deciding to stop hanging out with her “freak” friends. She decides to rejoin the mathletes and start hanging out with Millie again. Sam adopts a new modern hair style in the hopes of impressing Cindy. When this fails, he seeks out a new wardrobe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070101 +0000" stop="20260415074515 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garage Door - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Neal learns his father is cheating on his mother. Ken develops a crush on the tuba player in the school’s marching band and Lindsay helps set them up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061505 +0000" stop="20260415064108 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sleepover - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Mia invites Rosie to a sleepover. Zoe and her friends find an engraved riding crop that may have been left behind by the horse thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064108 +0000" stop="20260415070727 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horse Thief Hero - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Zoe learns why her mom forbade her from riding. Jade uncovers a secret about Raven's past. Becky proves to Ben that horses are better than quad bikes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070727 +0000" stop="20260415073342 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emerald - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Zoe learns more about Raven's mysterious origins. After finding what may be the real horse behind the ghost pony legend, Rosie realizes who "E" is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073342 +0000" stop="20260415075949 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pony Prom - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mia sabotages Zoe's plans for the barn dance. Becky sets a trap for the ghost pony, but she and her friends catch a suspected horse thief instead!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060549 +0000" stop="20260415063441 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Offers - S06E04</title>
    <desc>In the office, Dawn and Jennifer have to offer their ideas for new programmes to the Controller of BBC ONE. Sketches include a tribute to Madonna and Chris Martin's Mum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063441 +0000" stop="20260415070345 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Minutes - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Despite having a new series to write, Dawn French is preoccupied with the fact she has been invited to go on Fit Farm but doesn't really know why. She also fulfills her dream of singing on Top Of The Pops with Anastasia, and the movie Troy gets a make-over, with Jennifer Saunders as Brad Pitt's Achilles and Dawn as the ethereal Helen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070345 +0000" stop="20260415073249 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Show Party - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Episode one of the new series starts filming. Dawn and Jennifer delay production, through a combination of laziness and constantly getting lost, but meet with an allegedly ill teenager and his mother. Sketches include retirees who move to Florida, Dawn babysitting for a giant, and Chris Martin's mum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063312 +0000" stop="20260415071312 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn't called Oregon at all, but Melissa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071312 +0000" stop="20260415075235 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Oregon resolves to break off her affair with Professor Shales, but he wrong-foots her by leaving his wife and turning up on her doorstep. Brian begs Howard to resume their friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060920 +0000" stop="20260415063027 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shaquille O'Neal Motors - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's Louis and Jessica's wedding anniversary and Louis plans a romantic evening out - to the car dealership. Meanwhile, Evan and his "friends" help Eddie buy The Hot Dogger, a hot dog-shaped water slide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063027 +0000" stop="20260415065133 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall Ball - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Eddie's first school dance approaches, Louis is determined to make the night as perfect as a John Hughes film. Meanwhile, Jessica spends the day with Grandma Huang in hopes of getting on her good side so she will invest in her new business venture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065133 +0000" stop="20260415071311 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miracle on Dead Street - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's the Huangs' first Halloween in the suburbs and Louis is determined to turn their "dead" street into a prime destination for trick-or-treaters. And as Louis, Eddie, Emery, Evan and even Grandma Huang show off their elaborate costumes, Jessica has bigger plans - to protect her investment property from teenage pranksters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071311 +0000" stop="20260415073449 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Morning Orlando - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Louis goes on a local morning talk show to promote Cattleman's Ranch and fears he humiliated himself and poorly represented his culture. Meanwhile, Eddie and his friends are confused about who their girlfriends are and attempt to sort it out during a group date at the skating rink.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073449 +0000" stop="20260415075555 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big 1-2 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Eddie's 12th birthday and instead of celebrating with his family, he plans his own birthday party with his friends at the mall. When confronted about his secret party, Eddie confesses that the Huang family rules are stifling his true persona.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060701 +0000" stop="20260415063009 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someday Your Prince Will Be in Effect (2) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carlton and Will, babe magnets. Who will be first to get a date for Hilary's Halloween party?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063009 +0000" stop="20260415065301 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss My Butler - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Happy birthday Geoffrey! For a gift, Will tries matchmaking, then falls for Geoffrey's date himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065301 +0000" stop="20260415071543 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Courting Disaster - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Superstar, super ego. Will is Bel-Air Prep's new hoops hero - and ball hog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071543 +0000" stop="20260415073832 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talking Turkey - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A November to remember. When Will's mother visits for Thanksgiving, the turkey feathers fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061747 +0000" stop="20260415070314 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pipe Dream - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Ryan's father Ray, a small-time inventor, rolls into town and announces that he's achieved great financial success and is planning to finally marry. Ray's managed to do so with the aid of a pipe given to him by Lewis Vendredi, which allows him to totally disintegrate first the young inventor whose ideas he stole, and then his rivals in the company he's working for. Eventually Ryan and Micki discover the truth. When Ray tries to kill Micki with the pipe, Ryan throws himself in the way. Ultimiately reconciled with his son, Ray then takes the blast of smoke for himself, dying to save his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070314 +0000" stop="20260415074842 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What a Mother Wouldn't Do - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Two desperate parents were given an antique cradle by a symathetic Lewis Vendredi. The cradle belonged to a female passenger aboard the Titanic. Trying to rescue her child, she accidentally capsized a lifeboat that killed seven passengers, but her child floated to safety. Now, the curse of the cradle lets the parents cure their ailing baby if they kill seven people by water while the baby is in the cradle. However, they must do so before the anniversary of the Titanic's sinking. Ultimiately, trying to kill the child's babysitter, the parents themselves both manage to die by water, inadvertently giving their lives to save their child. The babysitter ends up with the cured baby, and the trio recover the cradle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061919 +0000" stop="20260415070231 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Rose Has Its Thorn - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Matt grapples with his mother, his emotions and Coach Taylor as McCoy garners more attention. Tami tangles with Tyra about Julie and Tyra's interest in Cash. Tyra experiences Cash's darker side. Erin disappoints Jason.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070231 +0000" stop="20260415074542 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Ain't Easy Being J.D. McCoy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Coach is furious with Tim and the team for a freshman hazing. J.D. wins the respect of the town and team. A late night swim at the lake turns into more for Julie and Matt. Tyra is shocked when a woman shows up claiming Cash owes her child support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060552 +0000" stop="20260415062751 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Chandler's Dad - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Rachel finds out she is the only one who hasn't driven Monica's Porsche. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica go off to Vegas to find Chandler's dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062751 +0000" stop="20260415064949 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding (1) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>As the wedding gets closer, Chandler's becomes overwhelmed. Joey is starring in a movie with a prestigious actor who has a spitting problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064949 +0000" stop="20260415071147 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One With Chandler And Monica's Wedding (2) - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Ross desperately searches for the missing Chandler. Joey encounters problems trying to get off the movie set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071147 +0000" stop="20260415073417 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One After I Do - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Chandler's hopes of not embarrassing Monica on the dance floor are ruined by his new shoes. Ross attempts to flirt with an attractive wedding guest. The friends learn that someone may be pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073417 +0000" stop="20260415075615 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Red Sweater - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Joey discovers a red sweater and it causes speculation as to who the father of Rachel's baby is. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross search for the disposable cameras left behind at the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063429 +0000" stop="20260415071804 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wallflower - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When a man mysteriously dies by an invisible force, his body rapidly begins turning ghostly white. The Fringe team learns that this is not an isolated incident, and there’s evidence that links the predator to someone who passed away with an unknown genetic disorder. Meanwhile, Olivia suffers from migraines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060303 +0000" stop="20260415061434 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Differences are Put Slightly Aside - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Wendell rides Cody 2 around town... and he fornicates with it along the way. Everybody else races to the Annihilatrix while the Deceptacles make a stew out of Watley's decapited body in the motel swimming pool. Finally, Killface's alien brethren (and his mother) arrive to inquire about how the Earth has not yet been annihilated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061434 +0000" stop="20260415062550 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Killface - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062550 +0000" stop="20260415063721 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Awesome-X - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (and his alter-ego, superhero Awesome-X) have a problem: billionaire tycoon Xander Crews has frittered away the (literally) billions of dollars amassed by his murdered parents. So he mortgages the company to produce a line of Awesome-X action figures. The only catch is, he needs a supervillain doll...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063721 +0000" stop="20260415064846 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimp My Revenue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In what can only be termed a colossal misunderstanding, the creators of Frisky Dingo somehow got involved in producing an episode that revolves almost entirely around the (quite lengthy) list of options available on the sporty new tC from Scion. Their tagline is "It's what moves you." You can learn more about the new Scion tC at scion.com.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064846 +0000" stop="20260415065957 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XPO - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Killface and his company attempt to win the Xander Crews Inventors Expo competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065957 +0000" stop="20260415071058 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Killface, desperate for $12 billion to complete the Annihilatrix, decides to kidnap billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. But things quickly go south for our villain, starting just about the same time that Phil vomits in the minivan, and finishing up when plucky reporter Grace Ryan falls into drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071058 +0000" stop="20260415072148 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Room - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The entire Dingo gang, grievously injured in the collapse of the Annihilatrix's catwalk, have all ended up in the same emergency room. Killface muffs hitting on plucky reporter Grace Ryan, and then has an unpleasant interaction with a representative from his insurance company. Also, Xander Crews is nowhere to be found! Dun-dunnnn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072148 +0000" stop="20260415073249 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Antagone - S01E07</title>
    <desc>So, come to find out, plucky reporter Grace Ryan is experiencing some pretty unpleasant side effects from falling into those drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants: she sometimes turns into the ultra-wicked-bad supervillainess Antagone! And yeah, it's not the cleverest name in the world. But man, get a load of that rack...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073249 +0000" stop="20260415074355 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Faith - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Killface is... oh! Killface got blinded when Antagone spit formic acid into his eyes. So now he's blind. And billionaire tycoon Xander Crews... oh! He got kidnapped by these robots called the Xtacles who work for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' alter-ego, super- hero Awesome-X. But then he escaped. And so now he and Killface are best friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074355 +0000" stop="20260415075436 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Couple - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (operating under the nom de guerre of Barnaby Jones) are now roommates and bestest buds. But their friendship - even though it's based entirely on a lie - will be tested to the limit when Simon runs away with billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' robot pants. And also when Killface blinds Barnaby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061458 +0000" stop="20260415063728 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Balls on This Room - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cookie face off in a ballroom-dancing contest.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Effin' Neighbors, Eh? - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Havana Kill Castro - S03E01</title>
    <desc>McCool takes the Falcones to Cuba on vacation. Jimmy hates it for being a ‘Communist hell-hole’, but cheers up when he discovers that killing Castro can get him ‘Super-Made' and land him back on top in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063518 +0000" stop="20260415071850 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dodger Lodger - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Ian turns the funk all the way up as he gets creative with a few vintage ranch treasures and a wild idea. With his mind set on building a vintage house car, Ian brings in some high-powered help and dives deep into his parts stash to bring the project to life.</desc>
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    <title>If the Suit Fits - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle Joey throws a surprise triple engagement party, and Steph and Fernando practice mingling with their future in-laws. Steve reaches out to DJ's boys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063027 +0000" stop="20260415065807 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Weddings and a Musical - S05E11</title>
    <desc>While Steve babysits, DJ, Steph and Kimmy head to a wedding expo and wind up walking the runway. Jackson and Ramona audition for the school play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065807 +0000" stop="20260415072638 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Turkey - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Holiday traditions go out the window when Steph cooks her first Thanksgiving dinner- and Danny, Jesse and Joey get locked inside a freezer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072638 +0000" stop="20260415075517 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>College Tours - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jackson, Ramona and their moms take a tour of DJ's alma mater. Back at home, Steph plans a day of relaxation while the grooms are out trying on tuxes.</desc>
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    <title>Leela and the Genestalk - S07E22</title>
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    <title>Game of Tones - S07E23</title>
    <desc>The Planet Express crew journeys into Fry's dreams to pull off a mission in the year 1999.</desc>
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    <title>Murder on the Planet Express - S07E24</title>
    <desc>During a team-building exercise, the crew get trapped aboard the Planet Express ship with a horrific alien creature.</desc>
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    <title>Stench and Stenchibility - S07E25</title>
    <desc>A flower stand owner falls in love with Doctor Zoidberg, unable to smell his unpleasant odor due to being born without a sense of smell. Their budding romance is challenged when Zoidberg has the opportunity to give her a nose transplant and restore her sense of smell.</desc>
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    <title>Worlds Without End (2) - S01E47</title>
    <desc>The G.I. Joe team gets sent to another dimension in which Cobra took over the world.</desc>
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    <title>Eau de Cobra - S01E48</title>
    <desc>An ancient Babylonian manuscript on secret potions is stolen from the British Museum. Meanwhile, Zartan leads Cobra troopers on a search for a rare fungus to help create an irrestible perfume to make a famous Greek shipping tycoon fall prey to the Baroness' charm and put his entire task force in Cobra's control.</desc>
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    <title>Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Cobra makes a generous donation to the Joes' toy drive: a battalion of Cobra troops, miniaturized to look like toys.  Once inside Joe Headquarters, the Cobra forces sabotage the defenses, open the gates, and let the rest of the Cobra forces inside.  The Joes have to use Cobra's vehicles to stop Cobra's attack on the city using the Joe's own vehicles.</desc>
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    <title>An Eye for an Eye - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A civilian's home is destroyed during a battle between G.I. Joe and Cobra, and he breaks into G.I. Joe Headquarters to seek revenge against Cobra.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073025 +0000" stop="20260415075246 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gods Below - S01E51</title>
    <desc>A mission to rescue an archeologist from Cobra's clutches leads the Joes on a strange supernatural journey through the tunnel of an ancient Pharaoh's tomb to a confrontation with Osiris, the Egyptain god of the dead.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret World of Fairylandia - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Gabby and friends enjoy the a-meow-zing lights of Fairylandia for the first time and get ready for the secret world's biggest celebration of the year.</desc>
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    <title>Fairy Appreciation Day - S13E02</title>
    <desc>One of MerCat's magic potions makes Kitty Fairy lose her wings.</desc>
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    <title>Kitty Bear Tea Party - S13E03</title>
    <desc>Follow Gabby and pals for a paw-some tea party in Fairylandia.</desc>
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    <title>Pandy and the Kitty-Pillar - S13E04</title>
    <desc>Pandy picks a name for a cute kitty-pillar friend, then the Gabby Cats serve some tasty fruits and veggies to help her grow into a kitty-butterfly.</desc>
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    <title>Martian Mumps - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone but Doyle, Aimee and Professor Icenstein get the Martian Mumps,a disease that turns everyone green and dull.

They must find a cure soon or the students and teachers will remain martians forever.</desc>
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    <title>It Came from Earth - S01E13</title>
    <desc>At a big game, Doyle is knocked out, and wakes up 15 years later to find he has grown into a giant.
All the former Galaxy High students are on    Earth and Beef's army has been ordered to destroy Doyle.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Galaxy High - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doyle and Aimee arrive at Galaxy High and meet their strange new classmates.
Here, their roles are switched, as Doyle is now a nerd and Aimee is popular.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073522 +0000" stop="20260415075943 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza's Honor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doyle must make a pizza delivery to the creep Tinglar planet.
But Beef and the Bonk Bunch Follow Him to Make Trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060047 +0000" stop="20260415065938 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jon prepares for conflict. Sansa tries to talk to Theon. Brienne waits for a sign. Stannis remains stubborn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065938 +0000" stop="20260415075941 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hardhome - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Arya makes progress in her training. Sansa confronts an old friend. Cersei struggles. Jon travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061311 +0000" stop="20260415065746 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Fights - S05E09</title>
    <desc>This episode features a gang known as the Bulldogs.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Breed - S05E10</title>
    <desc>This episode profiles an outlaw motorcycle gang known as The Breed, who has a reputation of violent beatings and threats of murder.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Binky Gets Cancelled! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Binky's show gets cancelled, so he becomes a handyman. His first prospective house is Garfield's -- while Jon is away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063806 +0000" stop="20260415070020 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Stoppers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The gang performs a variety show at the farm.</desc>
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    <title>Cutie and the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Garfield makes Nermal think people don't find him cute any more, which drives Nermal away. Garfield is satisfied, but Odie won't leave him alone about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072233 +0000" stop="20260415074508 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lasagna Zone - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Jon buys a Satellite Dish, Garfield tries to fix the reception while holding lasagna and gets trapped inside some TV shows. Odie is frightened as he holds the remote and changes channels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061013 +0000" stop="20260415062256 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mean Machine - Men of Metal (Part 2) - S04E36</title>
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  <programme start="20260415062256 +0000" stop="20260415063520 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mean Machine - Robot Rampage (Part 3) - S04E37</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415063520 +0000" stop="20260415064714 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mean Machine - Rocket to Sprocket (Part 4) - S04E38</title>
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  <programme start="20260415064714 +0000" stop="20260415070000 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mean Machine - The Robot Revolution (Part 5) - S04E39</title>
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  <programme start="20260415070000 +0000" stop="20260415071220 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitter Gulch - Go West, Young Cat (Part 1) - S04E40</title>
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  <programme start="20260415071220 +0000" stop="20260415072508 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitter Gulch - Blazing Lasagna (Part 2) - S04E41</title>
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  <programme start="20260415072508 +0000" stop="20260415073740 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitter Gulch - Showdown at Vito's (Part 3) - S04E42</title>
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  <programme start="20260415073740 +0000" stop="20260415074959 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitter Gulch - Life on the Stage (Part 4) - S04E43</title>
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  <programme start="20260415060220 +0000" stop="20260415062513 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon (2) - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Goliath swears revenge against to Hunters for what they did to Angela, and flies out to take the battle to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062513 +0000" stop="20260415064808 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon (3) - S02E52</title>
    <desc>The gargoyles survive the blast, but the clocktower is destroyed. Now they have nothing left but vengeance. Meanwhile, Demona makes the last preparations for conclusion of a centuries old plan...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064808 +0000" stop="20260415071033 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Journey - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With the existence of the Gargoyles revealed to the world, a hate group calling themselves ""The Quarrymen"" emerges determined to wipe them all out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071033 +0000" stop="20260415073301 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ransom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Alex Xanatos is abducted, and the kidnappers demand a gargoyle as ransom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073301 +0000" stop="20260415075529 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaways - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As Brooklyn feels put aside by the clan, he makes friends with a group of young runaways. Goliath and Eliza go out and search for him.</desc>
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    <title>Boys' Night Out - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Gavin seeks counselling for his marriage troubles from Smithy, but Smithy’s idea of relationship therapy is to organise a surprise lads night out at a nightclub foam party. While the lads are knee deep in foam, Stacey is with her family at a bingo night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064141 +0000" stop="20260415071009 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Stacey travels to Essex and back into the arms of Gavin. Everything seems perfect until Pam and Mick offer to cover the down payment on a house for Gavin and Stacey. Stacey tells Gavin that it can’t work between them because they both need to live in their own towns. If they were truly meant to be together, this wouldn’t matter, they would even think about it…but that clearly isn’t the case. She gives him her wedding ring back...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062614 +0000" stop="20260415070749 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Figure Dog: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Shane's dream to be back in the Doghouse comes true when he and Nate partner on one of the rarest gems out there a 1956 Chevy Nomad. Will a heavy investment, risky partnership and unusual paint job pay off - or will Nate and the Doghouse go belly up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070749 +0000" stop="20260415074924 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Doghouse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Renters are great for his new community garage, but Nate Boyer is ready to take a big risk for a bigger payoff. He bets on a guy with a '67 Belvedere but will his 1st partner flip be a flop, or will it help his Doghouse dream take off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060336 +0000" stop="20260415063153 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Buys a Vow - S04E17</title>
    <desc>George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake wedding, she begins to ask too many details.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063153 +0000" stop="20260415065137 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Watcha's Out For Jason - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country - because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopez's -- as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065137 +0000" stop="20260415071247 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Grand Slam - S04E19</title>
    <desc>With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which upsets Carmen and her feminist poet friend who is inspiring her anger. When Carmen questions George about going to college, George makes a big mistake in telling Carmen she has no potential.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071247 +0000" stop="20260415073232 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Needs Anchor Management - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073232 +0000" stop="20260415075217 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Relatively Bad Idea - S04E21</title>
    <desc>George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060621 +0000" stop="20260415063146 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smart, the Assassin - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After being hypnotized by KAOS, Max finds himself in a difficult situation while playing a game of chess.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063146 +0000" stop="20260415065659 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Only Human - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Max convinces the Chief of taking Fang out of retirement after some Control agents are killed by their own dogs. Each of those agents had left their pets at an animal spa while they were travelling. What they ignored was that the animals were being brainwashed before being returned to their owners. When Fang goes MIA Max disobeys orders and goes after him which causes the Chief to go rescue Max.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A horde of KAOS agents are taking flights to Washington. Each one carries a piece of a bomb which is meant to explode near an American base.  Max and the Chief capture one of KAOS's agents and fool-force confidential information out of him. They end up in Blue Mist Mountain and it's up to 86 to dismantle the bomb before it goes off. All the help he has is Parker on the shoe-phone, a coin, and a very expensive tie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072224 +0000" stop="20260415074748 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Harry Hoo - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Claw is back, and planning to lead Max into his deadly trap. His scheme leads Max and 99 to San Francisco as they follow a Chinese agent (Number 3) in the hopes that this will lead them to Number One (Claw), the mastermind behind a smuggling operation that uses a laundromat as facade (though the real money is actually in the laundry). However Max gets help from Harry Who, a chinese police inspector with a keen eye for detail and two possibilities to explain anything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063818 +0000" stop="20260415072018 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobby Mackey's Music World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Zak heads to Wilder, Ky. to investigates paranormal activity. This nightclub has a sinister history which includes murder, suicide and satanic-cult activity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060105 +0000" stop="20260415062208 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winner Takes All - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The current CEO invites three executives to a poker game in which the winner will take all--become the new CEO--and the losers will lose all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062208 +0000" stop="20260415064312 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Fever - S01E38</title>
    <desc>A self-help guru millionaire who is presumed dead hides out on a Pacific island with his native girlfriend and then is haunted by the man he killed on the icy summit of Mt. McKinley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064312 +0000" stop="20260415070400 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bless Me Father - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A young priest arrives to take over the parish from the old retiring priest who wishes to test his suitability. The old housekeeper protests that the old priest cannot be replaced.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070400 +0000" stop="20260415072501 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Erased - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Nicole Osborne, editor of Dazzle magazine, ignores her husband and takes a lover.  Then she sees a woman in her house whom her husband denies seeing. She feels she is being 'erased'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072501 +0000" stop="20260415074604 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Down - S01E41</title>
    <desc>A mute woman, an earthquake victim trapped in rubble for days three years ago, on her way to see a psychiatrist is taken hostage in the elevator by a thief in a police uniform. Both have hallucinations during their sojourn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063502 +0000" stop="20260415071948 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Collector - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Melinda meets a man who has the same abilities to see and talk to the dead.  Melinda later learns that he has a different plan for the dead.  A ghost enlists Professor Payne to help Melinda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061007 +0000" stop="20260415065331 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>coMplications - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Inner Circle turns to an unexpected source for help when Polaris' baby suffers from a deadly illness. Meanwhile, Reed and Lauren take an excursion to deliver illegal meds, but Reed's powers complicate their plans. Then, Thunderbird and Blink meet the leader of the Morlocks - a shadowy group of mutants that live underground - who offers to help them find the Inner Circle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065331 +0000" stop="20260415073632 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>outMatched - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Struckers, minus Andy, begin to rebuild their broken trust, while Thunderbird, Blink and Eclipse visit Wire, hoping to convince him to help again. When they get there, they learn that something terrible has happened from Wire's brother, Graph. The team discovers that the Inner Circle is on the way to raid a mutant detention facility, so they make moves to try to intercept them. Meanwhile, Jace is contacted by a member of the Purifiers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061303 +0000" stop="20260415063817 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Around Gilligan - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A mad scientist lands on the island, and makes the castaways work for him through the use of rings that, when placed on their fingers, cause them to fall under a hypnotic trance.  What are his evil plans?  To use the hypnotized castaways to rob Fort Knox!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Topsy-Turvy - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Gilligan bumps his head and suddenly sees everything upside down.  The Professor tries to help by brewing an antidote made of keptibora berry extract, but the antidote causes Gilligan to see double.  After consuming more juice, he sees four of everything.  Meanwhile, the island is invaded by three headhunters who slowly capture all of the other castaways.  Gilligan saves the day by serving the headhunters lots and lots of keptibora berry extract, which causes them to see ""hundreds"" of castaways running toward them!</desc>
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    <title>The Invasion - S03E11</title>
    <desc>While fishing, Gilligan and the Skipper reel in a briefcase, stamped with the words ""Property of the U.S. Government.""  Everyone believes that the case contains top secret government material.  Gilligan accidentally handcuffs the briefcase to his wrist, and has a wild dream about secret agents, evil enemy spies, and deadly spy games!</desc>
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    <title>The Kidnapper - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Someone kidnaps Mrs. Howell, Mary Ann, and Ginger, and then demands ransom money.  The kidnaper turns out to be a compulsive gambler who fled civilization to avoid temptation.  While the Castaways attempt to rehabilitate him, he ends up leaving the island, accompanied by Mrs. Howell's pearl necklace, Mr. Howell's wallet, and Ginger's earrings!</desc>
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    <title>You Jump, I Jump, Jack - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Emily demands that Lorelai bring her new boyfriend to dinner so that they can get reacquainted. Logan encourages Rory to participate in a mysterious event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065019 +0000" stop="20260415073411 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party's Over - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Emily calls a temporary truce with Richard so that they can jointly host a Yale alumni party whose express purpose is to find a suitable match for their unsuspecting granddaughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060125 +0000" stop="20260415062621 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey's Train - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Nell is sad and doesn't want anyone to remind her of the Chief since he pased away. Joey recives part of a toy train the Chief gave him, and puts it in the Chief's room. Nell gets mad when Jonathan insists that he and Julie move into the Cheif's old room, but gets extremely mad when Joey plays with his train in it. Grandpa says that Carl would have been happy that the family is still together, bringing him up in their daily discussions. He says that they all loved him, and that it's not right to not talk about him, because he was loved by them. Nell then changes her mind and lets Joey keep the train in the Chief's old room, and lets Julie and Jonathan move into it.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ship of Fools (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Nell decides to take her ex-husband's offer up on performing on his ship. While she is on the ship, she finds out that Tony has left his second wife, who is many years younger than Nell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065117 +0000" stop="20260415071613 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ship of Fools (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>While continuing to perform on Tony's ship, Nell discovers that he has fallen in love all over again with a woman that Joey befriends on the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071613 +0000" stop="20260415074110 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man From Zoron - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Joey is saved by a man from being hit by a bus, and when the man tells the family that he is from another planet, everyone but Nell believes him. The man says he is from Zoron, and that he doesnt have a last name, and is known as ""cute"". In the end, the man leaves, and the family still beleives he is from another planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060540 +0000" stop="20260415062858 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets World: Of Terror 3 - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Auggie narrates a scary Halloween story about what the world would be like if Maya and Riley had never met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062858 +0000" stop="20260415064946 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets Her Monster - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Riley is about to have a major showdown against her own mother, who feels that her teenage daughter is spiraling out of control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064946 +0000" stop="20260415071219 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets Hollyworld - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Maya schemes to sabotage another actress so that her mom will get a role in an upcoming movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071219 +0000" stop="20260415073506 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets a Christmas Maya - S03E18</title>
    <desc>As Christmas approaches, Riley gets excited to celebrate her favorite holiday, but for Maya, the holidays only bring back unhappy memories from her childhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062139 +0000" stop="20260415064946 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painful Evacuation - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Hannah interviews influential writer Ode Montgomery, who offers eye-opening advice on being a woman and a writer. When Adam storms off the set of his latest acting job, Jessa suggests they embark on a creative endeavor of their own. Ray considers the course of his life after a regular at the coffee shop dies suddenly. Marnie is confronted with her narcissism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064946 +0000" stop="20260415071919 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummies - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Adam and Jessa begin shooting scenes for their film, but she questions his creative direction. In town to visit Hannah, her mother, Loreen, has a hard time accepting the next phase of her life. Marnie does a less-than-stellar job of being there for a grieving Ray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071919 +0000" stop="20260415074731 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Disclosure - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Marnie tries to convince a resistant Desi to follow through with their planned gig at her mom’s birthday party in New Jersey. After rebuffing Adam’s request to watch his film, Hannah gets advice on an important decision from her dad and his new partner, Keith. Elijah’s thespian talents are rekindled when he helps a coworker run lines for an audition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061651 +0000" stop="20260415064053 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tapir's Trip Home - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Diego and the Tapir travel by Chucho the Train to find the perfect environment for the Tapir to call home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064053 +0000" stop="20260415070455 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jorge the Little Hawk Learns to Migrate - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Diego must build a bird plane so he can follow Jorge the Little Hawk as they set out in search of a warmer climate for him to live in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070455 +0000" stop="20260415072857 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Giant Octopus to the Rescue - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Before the volcanoes erupt, Diego and the Giant Octopus must come to the rescue of animals that have become trapped in coral caves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072857 +0000" stop="20260415075259 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Roadrunner Race - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Roady the roadrunner is getting ready for his big race, but first he and Diego need to face many obstacles in the desert in order to make it to the race in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062107 +0000" stop="20260415070614 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down, but Not Out - S14E06</title>
    <desc>Parker banks his first gold of the season from the Unforgiven cut. One of Rick's rock trucks slides down a ravine, and he tries to broker a season-saving deal with Tony. Fred Lewis makes a big decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070614 +0000" stop="20260415075122 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>50 Ounce Ultimatum - S14E07</title>
    <desc>Rick's landlord demands 50 ounces of gold by the end of the week. An unexpected visit to Tony's Indian River claim brings devastating news, and Parker's crew battles a busted excavator and spotty ground at the Unforgiven cut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061510 +0000" stop="20260415065915 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>4-Ounce Nugget - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Weeks of battling Mother Nature has the crew at Nugget Creek running on empty -- but seeing a 4-ounce nugget is all the motivation Dustin needs to take charge of his season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065915 +0000" stop="20260415074335 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Red White Water - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The collapse of a snow bridge sends a tidal wave of water ripping through Nugget Creek, leaving Dustin and his crew directly in its path. Rumors of a fabled gold-rich layer of hardpack have Scott seeing red.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062025 +0000" stop="20260415064118 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why're You Hitting Yourself? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Barry and Adam bond over the discovery of a TV channel; Beverly involves herself in her father's dating life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064118 +0000" stop="20260415070226 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ring - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam, Erica and Barry learn about Murray's romantic past while cleaning out the garage; Adam falls for his neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070226 +0000" stop="20260415072318 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Are You Going to Telephone? - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beverly is disappointed when the kids don't want to celebrate Halloween with her; Beverly tries to get Barry's crush to go out with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072318 +0000" stop="20260415074427 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Call Me When You Get There - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Barry neglects to follow his mother's most important rule about using the car after getting his driver's license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061340 +0000" stop="20260415063756 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Rode Together - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia so she takes Sophia away for the weekend to the Florida Keys.  However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out.  Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063756 +0000" stop="20260415070127 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Have Hope - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way.  She can't find any talent for the talent show and her emcee has just cancelled.  Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070127 +0000" stop="20260415072544 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fiddler on the Ropes - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings in, Pepe, a prize fighter.  However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072544 +0000" stop="20260415074950 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Till Death Do We Volley - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Dorothy's old friend, Trudy comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other.  However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062109 +0000" stop="20260415064643 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crow Ganef - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064643 +0000" stop="20260415071126 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Our Shells is Missing - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071126 +0000" stop="20260415073556 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More - S03E30</title>
    <desc>When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062456 +0000" stop="20260415070723 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070723 +0000" stop="20260415074949 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061514 +0000" stop="20260415065635 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Measure of Intelligence - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Shaun confronts Salen about the many changes she has implemented since coming on at St. Bonaventure. Glassman is forced to accept his new role at the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065635 +0000" stop="20260415073945 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rationality - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Shaun and the team treat a young girl whose father’s personal research complicates their treatment plans. Park, Reznick and Lim’s patient refuses a life-saving lung transplant despite having a family donor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060531 +0000" stop="20260415065504 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chaos - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Diane takes on a new client who is accused of cyber-terrorism, resulting in unforeseen repercussions for the firm, especially Lucca. An accident brings Diane and Kurt together. Henry reveals new truths about the scandal to Maia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065504 +0000" stop="20260415074551 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 408 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>An unfortunate event brings the firm together, along with the prospect of a new name partner, Liz Reddick-Lawrence.  Diane struggles to grapple with the insanity of the world and Maia is confronted with another hurdle in her parents’ scandal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064056 +0000" stop="20260415070721 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything is Fine - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Eleanor dies and winds up in an afterlife paradise reserved for only the most ethical people, she realizes she's been mistaken for somebody else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070721 +0000" stop="20260415072900 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eleanor wants Chidi to teach her to be a good person, so he insists that she participate in a neighborhood cleanup instead of learning to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072900 +0000" stop="20260415075035 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tahani Al-Jamil - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Eleanor thinks Tahani knows her secret. Michael tries to get Chidi interested in a new hobby. Janet goes through some strange personality changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060323 +0000" stop="20260415064651 +0000" channel="C956.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Penalty Box - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Alicia defends a judge against misconduct charges stemming from his days as a prosecutor. Cary makes a career decision and Kalinda deals with the repercussions of Agent Delaney's investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064651 +0000" stop="20260415073037 +0000" channel="C956.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dream Team - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Will and Diane scramble when Louis and Patti team up to bankrupt the firm. Alicia faces conflicted feelings regarding her relationship with Peter. Kalinda's past catches up to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062642 +0000" stop="20260415070804 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Birthday Wish - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A visiting chef can't relax, so she follows Cassie's advice and spends a day stirring a recipe in order to quiet her mind. Grace is presented with the Merriwick Wish Book for her birthday and is encouraged to make an entry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070804 +0000" stop="20260415074958 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say It With Candy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Abigail, jealous of all the attention Cassie gets from helping her customers, decides to sell “special” chocolates at her flower shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062339 +0000" stop="20260415065233 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gary buys a shop for his new business selling World War Two items, and Ron terrifies the protagonist when suggesting he might have influenced the Americans' decisions over Pearl Harbor. Thus to prevent putting a dint in history, back in the 1940s Gary tries convincing a senior American of the Japanese attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065233 +0000" stop="20260415072128 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Ain't Necessarily So - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Gary returns from the skiing holiday, he goes to see Phoebe, but makes an error in front of Mrs Bloss. This creates problems for Phoebe, but Mrs Bloss has a secret too. Stella Wheatcroft arranges a New Year's Eve party but doesn't invite Ron. Gary benefits from British Summer Time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072128 +0000" stop="20260415075011 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One O'Clock Jump - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gary is having some success with his shop, but this makes the unemployed Yvonne depressed, until she gets a job interview. Phoebe becomes broody. Gary makes a trip to Streatham bus garage, which leads to a revelation for PC Deadman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062016 +0000" stop="20260415064301 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke, There's Goof - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Goofy is the town's new fireman, god help Spoonerville.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064301 +0000" stop="20260415070543 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date with Destiny - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Max says Goofy's getting married (to avoid an awkward moment at school), Peg sets out to find Goofy the ideal match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070543 +0000" stop="20260415072835 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Air - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Pistol wants to fly at an air show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072835 +0000" stop="20260415075120 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me Out of the Ball Game - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Pete and Goofy get into it about their boys on the baseball team, much to the boys' dismay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060402 +0000" stop="20260415062523 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strained Peas - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Nicholas is at first optimistic about getting a baby sister, but his friend tells him all the cons. When his parents arrive, he meets his sister Grace. Though, Grace is no normal baby. She makes a block message that says ""Only me"". And she pukes on Nicholas when he goes to comfort her when she is crying in the night. Nicholas can take a hint when she eats his pet. Nicholas knows that Grace wants to be an only child. And she'll do anything to get rid of him. So when their parents leave Nicholas home alone to babysit Grace, Grace does some real bad things. Scary things. Evil things. Things that COULD make her an only child...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062523 +0000" stop="20260415064641 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say Cheese and Die-Again! - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Sourball. That's what Greg calls his English teacher, Mr. Saur. He's a real grouch. And now he just gave Greg a big fat ""F"" on his oral report. He didn't believe Greg's story. About the camera Greg found last summer. About the pictures it took. About the evil things that happened. Poor Greg. He just wanted to prove old Sourball wrong. But now that he's dug up the camera, bad things are happening. Really bad things. Just like the first time...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064641 +0000" stop="20260415070758 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chillogy (1): Squeal of Fortune - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Matthew and Todd's family is holding a garage sale in their front yard, when Jessica Walters, a rich girl, comes to the sale. She weasels a rare baseball card out of a reluctant Matthew for one dollar. After going home, she checks her ""Financial Empire"", and her brother comes in asking her for spare money to get their mother an anniversary gift. When Jessica gets too technical about it, their mother tells Jessica it's her job to sweep the attic. Inside, Jessica finds a strange toy town. Now, she's transported into Karlsville, a strange town where one man rules all. And Jessica's greed just may get the best of her. As during her stay, many of the townspeople are talking about what happens to greedy little pigs...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070758 +0000" stop="20260415072916 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chillogy (2): Strike Three... You're Doomed - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After Jessica's scary adventure in Karlsville, she and her brother throw it out on an agreement that she will give him fifty dollars for an anniversary present. However, Todd and Matthew find it when they are coming home from their friend's house one night. They carry it home, and the next day Matthew goes to his baseball game. Matthew finally gets a chance to play-and strikes out horribly. Sad, he sits in his room while the rest of his family watches a movie. Tossing his baseball up and down, the ball suddenly floats into Karlsville. Following it, Matthew is transported into the town just as Jessica was, only he's in a baseball game. And in Karlsville baseball games, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how you save your life...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072916 +0000" stop="20260415075034 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chillogy (3): Escape From Karlsville - S03E21</title>
    <desc>After Matthew narrowly escaped from Karlsville, Todd walked to Matthew's room, obsessed with winning some kind of contest. With him, he carried an envelope that said he was the grand prize winner. And that he should come to Karlsville to claim his prize. So, while wondering what Karlsville was, Todd was accidently sucked into the town himself, and the population sign went from ""100"" to ""101"". Todd was greeted by Karl, and the town. They celebrated, and Matthew and Jessica came into the town themselves. While they were looking for Todd, Todd himself was brought to claim his prize. However, Todd's prize is pretty scary. Scary enough to make him a citizen of Karlsville. Permanantly...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062338 +0000" stop="20260415070650 +0000" channel="C961.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Coffeepot Restaurant - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gordon and his team make renovations and create a fresh new menu for a failing Cajun restaurant in New Orleans in an attempt to revive it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070650 +0000" stop="20260415075002 +0000" channel="C961.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brownstone Bistro - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay's "Hell on Wheels" travels to The Brownstone Bistro, a Cajun fusion restaurant located in Los Angeles, CA. After intense investigation and surveillance, Ramsay discovers how vital it is for the Bistro's staff to come together as a team in order to keep the restaurant afloat. Ramsay will try to bring this failing restaurant back from the brink of disaster – all in just 24 hours. Watch, as the clock ticks down and Ramsay and his team transform this restaurant with a spectacular renovation, a fresh new menu and hope for the future.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>It's a Wonderful Lie - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As the annual Snowflake Ball approaches, Blair and Chuck make a bet that they can find the perfect date for one another. Aaron's ex-girlfriend expresses interest in Dan, creating mixed feelings for Serena.</desc>
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    <title>South West London 2021 - S21E01</title>
    <desc>Kevin McCloud returns with more ambitious self-builds. In south west London, Justin's restoring a neo-Gothic cemetery lodge and converting its toilet into an extension with a moat and pool.</desc>
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    <title>Sevenoaks, Kent 2021 - S21E02</title>
    <desc>Greg and Georgie plan to convert a cavernous, dilapidated, 35-year-old barn in Georgie's parents' garden in Kent into a peaceful safe haven. But budget-squeezing building work soon sets in.</desc>
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    <title>Yeah, It's Hopped Up to Over 160 - S15E06</title>
    <desc>A dream project for Mark is to create a series of Alpine White 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T tribute cars modeled after the iconic Mopar from the film "Vanishing Point." Gaining momentum in the shop, this is the first Kowalski tribute he's ever produced!</desc>
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    <title>The Road Runner is In-Violet, Dougie is Plum Crazy - S15E07</title>
    <desc>Will trains his son Brody as the newest painter as they lay out FC7 In-Violet on a 1970 V-Code Road Runner and A4 Silver on a 1969 Road Runner. Meanwhile, Mark gathers evidence of Dougie's insanity as they install the drivetrain on the A4 Road Runner.</desc>
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    <title>Little Dipper - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dipper is self-conscious that Mabel is taller than him and seeks a magic solution. Meanwhile Lil' Gideon takes advantage of Dipper's and Mabel's height discrepancy.</desc>
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    <title>Summerween - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Boss Mabel - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mabel bets Grunkle Stan that she will make more money at the Mystery Shack by treating people nicely than he does by being rude and cranky.</desc>
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    <title>Bottomless Pit! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>While Stan, Dipper, Mabel and Soos are falling in a bottomless pit, they tell stories to pass the time.</desc>
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    <title>Mall-mento Adventure - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Beef and Judy tell alternate versions of a wild day. The rest of the Tobins try to finish reading a challenging novel.</desc>
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    <title>Dick, Rick, Groom Adventure - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Bee's All That Adventure - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kima and her family host a very surprising visitor during Lone Moose's "lower-48" exchange student week. Ham fails to care for a cactus.</desc>
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    <title>Xmas With The Skanks Adventure - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When a long lost family friend shows up at Lone Moose's White Elephant gift exchange, Beef is not pleased. Moon rescues a reindeer.</desc>
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    <title>The Newlywed Game - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ralph and Pam's wedding is almost ruined when Ralph receives special orders from the President to fly a mission over the North Pole. Bill discovers the orders were faked, and that Ralph has accidentally given the Russians valuable military secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Heaven is in Your Genes - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A former Nazi genetic engineer fakes Bill's death to use him in an experiment, but Ralph realizes his friend is still alive. He flies off to rescue Bill and the evil doctor's other victims, but a genetic horror created in an earlier experiment waits to battle him.</desc>
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    <title>The Price of Apples - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Oliver will make considerable more on his apple crop if he gets his to market first. He hires local highschoolers to pick the fruit and uses their old truck to haul them. As the rickety truck suffers numerous breakdowns, the apple prices begin to drop. Finally, Lisa's hotscakes come to the rescue.</desc>
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    <title>What's in a Name? - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Ralph Monroe finds herself smitten with Hank Kimball, but discovers that he won't date a woman with a man's name. She asks Oliver to file court papers to have her name changed to something more feminine. While in court, Oliver learns that his license to practice law is not recognized by the state. This sends Oliver back to the books to study for the state's bar exam.</desc>
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    <title>The Day of Decision - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Lisa agreed to try out Green Acres for six months. Today's the day she decides whether to stay in Hooterville or return to New York. Everyone anxiously awaits her decision. In the meantime, Oliver flashes back to their first days on the farm, his physical mishaps around the house, and Haney's lousy products.</desc>
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    <title>A Pig in a Poke - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Oliver is invited to New York to be the guest speaker at a Harvard alumni banquet but he arrives with an unexpected stowaway. Meanwhile, the Ziffels fear that they'll lose Arnold to Mr. Haney, who's trying to take the pig in lieu of a debt that he claims the Ziffels owe him.</desc>
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    <title>Calendar Boys - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.</desc>
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    <title>Animal Instincts - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.</desc>
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    <title>Your Cheating Art - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Marlene is worried about Tyler being in a deep depression, and on what appears to be a starvation diet. He is withdrawn, and spends every hour painting gloomy pictures, and Marlene is forced to call for the help of her mother, Dora. Can Dora solve the mystery and put a smile back on her grandson's face?</desc>
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    <title>The Fourth Day - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Grace pushes forward in her investigation into Bob Whitmore’s former company, Edenvale Lending, discovering a key informant who could unlock the answers.
At the church, preparations for the last Sunday at Calvary get contentious when Charity stands her ground against Phil  and Judee, but Charity’s desire to honor the church’s past may threaten her future within it. Meanwhile, Bishop decides to take the issue of the house into his own hands.</desc>
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    <title>Shake Your Groove Thing - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Meredith realizes that she must take on a lot more responsibility when she is told that her mother needs to sign over all of her assets to her. As Izzie prepares to have a party for her boyfriend Hank (the scale of which is unknown to Meredith), Meredith has her first heart surgery.  During the surgery she fears that she has fallen asleep and damaged the patient's heart. Meanwhile, Cristina and Burke hit it off. At the party, Meredith and Derek get caught together by Dr. Bailey.</desc>
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    <title>Last Grimm Standing - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bizarre double homicide leads Nick and Hank to a boxing gym, which Nick discovers is a supplier for a darker, ritualistic fight club in the creature world. When Monroe lends a hand and gets in over his head, Nick must dig deep and find his inner “Grimm” to defend him.</desc>
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    <title>Three Coins in a Fuchsbau - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A failed jewelry store robbery results in a murder that finds Nick and Hank immersed in a hunt for rare coins. Nick soon learns that these coins have an unsettling effect on whoever possesses them, as Hank and Captain Renard begin to exhibit unusual behavior. Meanwhile, a mysterious old friend of Aunt Marie’s comes to Nick with information about his family and what led to his parent’s death.</desc>
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    <title>Jason vs. Maggie - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Ben asks permission to get his ear pierced, which leads to a serious argument between his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Mike, Kate and Julie - S05E18</title>
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    <title>Mike the Teacher - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mike goes to work as a substitute teacher.</desc>
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    <title>Carol in Jail - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Carol lands in jail after a minor traffic violation.</desc>
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    <title>Future Shock (a.k.a. Maggie's Dream) - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Chrissy becomes a teenager in Maggie's dream, which is influenced by her fear of being an older parent in a sea of youngsters taking their kids to preschool.</desc>
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    <title>3 Peat - S06E14</title>
    <desc>After a wild night, Andre, Annika and Kiela wake up in bed together. They are determined to keep things mature, but can their friendship survive the mess they made? A promotion forces Aaron to reassess his relationship with Edie.</desc>
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    <title>I Wish You Roses - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Sparks fly when Andre and Kiela team up for the Cal U dance-a-thon, stirring up unresolved feelings in Annika. Zaara prepares for a difficult conversation with her parents about her “undeclared” future plans.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Times - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Doug learns Bar None is being sold from under his feet, leading to conflict with his dad about his chosen career. Andre faces consequences with the Gammas over his business association with Brock. Zaara plans a summer trip.</desc>
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    <title>What I Want - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Aaron takes a leap of faith with Zoey. Andre is offered an assistant role by the legendary Rich Paul, but is he ready to give up on his own talent management company? Kiela finds herself at a crossroads for how to spend her summer.</desc>
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    <title>Grown - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Bon Voyage to the Cal U Titans! Old friends and new reunite on a yacht to celebrate Andre’s graduation, but will Andre’s party be ruined by his real-world responsibilities? Aaron confronts Zoey about their future.</desc>
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    <title>Like Old Times - S19E16</title>
    <desc>An old safe cracker is set free and he comes back to Dodge to find his former lady love.  When two men looking to steal a lot of money come to town and approach him about unlocking the safe at the station, he accepts their proposal, sort of.</desc>
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    <title>Kali - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Left reeling by the launch of a rival, Mutiny takes measures to ensure its survival. Meanwhile, Gordon pays a price in an attempt to quell his paranoia.</desc>
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    <title>Heaven is a Place - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When the Clark family descends into crisis, Gordon helps Joe. Cameron envisions a new future for Mutiny.</desc>
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    <title>The House that Bled to Death - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Emma and William Peters and their young daughter, Sophie, move into an old house that has been empty for many years. Unknown to them, Number 42, Colman Road, has not been lived-in since an old man murdered his wife there. As severed hands and kukris materialize, echos of the house's grisly history begin to terrorise the new occupants.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie Boy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A young man, Graham, inherits his uncle's collection of native art, including an African black magic doll which he and his girlfriend, Sarah, call 'Charlie Boy'. Ignorant of its power, Graham inadvertently uses 'Charlie Boy' to kill a dangerous driver but also accidentally sets in motion a fatal curse directed at those closest to him.</desc>
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    <title>Witness - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Ready to strike back at her oppressors, June starts making arrangements for an ambitious plan, but a devious ploy on the part of Commander Waterford threatens to derail her.</desc>
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    <title>Just One of the Puppies - S03E36</title>
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    <title>Pet Picnic - S03E37</title>
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    <title>The Tools' New Team - S03E38</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools discover a set of automotive talking tools at a roadside service station.</desc>
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    <title>To Catch a Litter Bug - S03E39</title>
    <desc>The park fountain becomes clogged.</desc>
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    <title>Love That Let's Go - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Blue Jeans and Lilly are accidentally injured on a ride through the woods. Jackson tries to share Siena's interest in reading, but he finds that her choices in literature are vastly different from his own.</desc>
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    <title>Hannah's Gonna Get This - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After having music block, Miley finally becomes inspired, from the sounds that she hears around the pier.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Always Remember You (1) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jay Leno and Dr. Phil McGraw guest star as themselves when international superstar Hannah Montana contemplates removing her blond wig and telling the world she's really Miley Stewart.</desc>
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    <title>Can You See the Real Me? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Miley explains to a TV interviewer what really went on during the years she lived a double life.</desc>
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    <title>Kiss It All Goodbye - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Miley deals with her new life as a celebrity and finds her way back to the stage with help from her aunt Dolly.</desc>
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    <title>Apéritif - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the FBI takes on a case of disappearing college girls, Jack Crawford recruits Will Graham, a gifted criminal profiler with a unique view into the psyche of serial killers, to consult along with a brilliant psychiatrist — Dr. Hannibal Lecter.</desc>
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    <title>Amuse-Bouche - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Will Graham, now an official special investigator with the FBI, helps Jack Crawford and the BAU unit search for a murderer who buries his victims alive to use as fertilizer. Tabloid journalist, Freddie Lounds, sets her sights on Will.</desc>
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    <title>They Shoot Fonzies, Don't They? - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Joanie enlists Fonzie to be her partner for a marathon dance at Arnold's. She desperately wants to outlast cheerleading captain Jill Higgins who had cut Joanie from the squad earlier. Prior to the dance, however, Fonzie's motorcycle breaks down, and he is forced to push it for 12 miles.</desc>
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    <title>The Muckrakers - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Richie, wanting to become a tough reporter, sets out to investigate the food at Jefferson High.  During his investigation, he discovers that Fonzie is afraid of liver.</desc>
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    <title>A.K.A. the Fonz - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Richie Branches Out - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Richie falls in love with a Wisconsin Cola poster girl and poses as a successful hardware businessman in order to meet her.</desc>
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    <title>Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral) - S02E21</title>
    <desc>The gang find themselves at yet another wedding, this time the nuptials of Derrick and Eric. Brad struggles to tell Jane something important, Jane tries to find a way to help Eric hide the fact that the pricey reception must be downscaled, and Max tries to find the courage to perform with his old all-male Madonna cover band. Meanwhile, a dateless Penny is sad that she's at another wedding, alone, until she meets cute guy Chris via Skype.</desc>
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    <title>Cazsh Dummy Spillionaires - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The on-again, off-again relationship between Alex and Dave is on-again, while an accident puts Penny in a full body cast and turns Max into her angel of mercy, until he gets a eyeful of her hunky physical therapist. Later, out-of-work Brad tries to keep a secret from Jane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070102 +0000" stop="20260415072234 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabado Free-Gante - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dave and Alex's inability to commit to a new apartment proves to be quite a challenge for their real-estate agent, while Jane pulls out all the stops when she takes Penny car shopping. Later, Max shows out-of-work Brad how easy it is to spend a cashless Saturday in Chicago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072234 +0000" stop="20260415074410 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boyz II Menorah - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Max has become a hit on the Bar Mitzvah circuit as an energetic emcee and allows Brad to partner up with him, but not everything turns out kosher. Meanwhile Dave and Alex make an effort not to take their relationship for granted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060600 +0000" stop="20260415070348 +0000" channel="C986.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Catherine Cawood is a sergeant in a small town in West Yorkshire, riddled with a drug culture that seems impossible to tackle. Kevin Weatherill is an accountant in a large company run by his late father's best friend, Nevison. When Nevison refuses to pay Kevin's daughter's school fees, which Kevin believes Nevison owes him, Kevin orchestrates a kidnapping plot with local thugs Ashley Cowgill and Tommy Lee Royce against Nevison's daughter, Ann. Only for the whole thing to backfire. Sergeant Catherine Cawood lives with her recovering heroin addict sister and brings up her eight-year-old grandson, Ryan. Whilst visiting Ryan's teacher regarding his behavioural problems, Catherine reveals her daughter was raped by Tommy Lee Royce and so committed suicide shortly after giving birth to Ryan, leaving Catherine to bring Ryan up alone. The episode ends with a very anxious Kevin entering Catherine's West Yorkshire police station to report the kidnapping. But he changes his mind at the last minute.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062634 +0000" stop="20260415072218 +0000" channel="C987.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Camp with the Los Angeles Rams #5 - S11E05</title>
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    <title>Meet the New Girl - S08E14</title>
    <desc>On her first day at American Jewelry, Karen was assigned to the stainless steel jewelry section; however, Ashley is still worried that Karen would upstage her, while Karen worries that Ashley would create bad blood. This situation would later be put to a test when two young men, looking for cheap jewelry, began to become angry when Ashley focused on the expensive gold jewelry, only for Karen to point them towards the stainless steel jewelry.</desc>
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    <title>Fan Favorites - S08E15</title>
    <desc>A look at the Top 20 moments from past episodes of Hardcore Pawn, selected from a poll of viewers.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Competition - S08E16</title>
    <desc>When Les takes his niece Karen under his wing to help out at the jewelry counter, Ashley doesn't hide her jealousy well. But will her sky high bidding on a one of a kind sculpture win back her Dad's good favor? Or drive him mad? Plus, a smoking granny gets hotheaded over a fake purse with Les, while Seth and Bobby J contemplate a road trip when a retro VW bus rolls onto the lot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071949 +0000" stop="20260415074041 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold vs. Gold - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Seth thinks Les is stuck in the past for hand delivering their gold to a refinery on the West Coast, and bets his dad that his new mail order service will provide a better return. But will the easy way pay off? Or cost the Golds a pretty penny? Plus, a senior strongman impresses the heck out of Ashley and Les, and Seth gets energized over an incredibly rare 1981 Bradley electric car.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Joke - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Harley has her final showdown with the Joker, when [spoilers] [spoil] [spoilers]. Will they [spoiler]? Maybe. But you can bet they [spoiler]!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064317 +0000" stop="20260415070612 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Gotham - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After Gotham is declared no longer part of the United States, the newly formed Injustice League tries to seize control of the city away from Harley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070612 +0000" stop="20260415072908 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riddle U - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Harley &amp; Ivy go undercover as college students to take down Riddler, who’s made himself dean of the local university with sinister plans for students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072908 +0000" stop="20260415075203 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catwoman - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Harley &amp; Ivy team up with Catwoman to steal a museum artifact that’s been boobytrapped by Dr. Trap. Meanwhile, Dr. Psycho tries to prove himself as a leader.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Death By Chocolate - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Jellystone National Park bear, Boo Boo, is captured by federal agents, accused of being the “UnaBooBoo”, a revolutionary sending booby-trapped gift baskets and cookie bouquets to all the heads of corporate America.  Harvey defends Boo Boo in court, while Myron Reducto is prosecution for the government.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062146 +0000" stop="20260415063346 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoyu Weenie - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Japanese pop band, known as Shoyu Weenie, accuses the American rock band, Jabberjaw &amp; the Neptunes, of stealing their song “Mochi Mochi” and calling it “Lovey Lovey”.  Harvey represents Shoyu Weenie, while Reducto is counsel for Jabberjaw &amp; the Neptunes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063346 +0000" stop="20260415064546 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dabba Don - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fred “Freddy” Flintstone: simple construction worker, or head of an organized crime family?  Harvey’s on the case, trying to prove Fred’s innocence based on the theory of a simple bowling ball.  Spyro is the prosecution, with the honorable Judge Mentok, the Mind Taker presiding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064546 +0000" stop="20260415065723 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadomutt (1) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A hot new lawyer, the Blue Falcon, joins Harvey's law firm.  Everyone's excited to have, for the first time, an ex-superhero on the firm.  But Harvey does nothing to hide his hatred for the annoying Dynomutt, who winds up jammed and mangled beyond recognition in a copy machine.  Harvey is arrested, tried, found guilty and sentenced to the electric chair.  Will he fry?  Tune in next week!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065723 +0000" stop="20260415070853 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadomutt (2) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Harvey is sentenced and sent to jail for five years after killing off Blue Falcon's sidekick Dynomutt. Hilarity ensues as Harvey is sent to prison for the crime he committed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070853 +0000" stop="20260415072028 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X, The Exterminator - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When X the Eliminator sees Harvey’s picture in an advertisement, he remembers that he was paid one-million dollars to retrieve the crest on Birdman’s helmet…back in 1968.  He leaps back into action, posing as X the Exterminator, but is heartbroken to find that Harvey doesn’t remember him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072028 +0000" stop="20260415073203 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackwatch Plaid - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Harvey's boss Phil Ken Sebben believes his office has been burgled, he installs a series of oppressive security measures at the firm. The e-mail monitoring, cavity searches, color-coded crime alert system and security cameras aren't making the office any more safe, but Phil seems to enjoy them. Meanwhile, Harvey is under pressure to bring in a new client. He ends up representing Secret Squirrel, who is on trial for publicly displaying the equipment he keeps underneath his trench coat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073203 +0000" stop="20260415074344 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trio's Company - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Birdman joins a new health club and falls for his personal trainer, Gigi.  It seems everyone else in the health club is reaching her target zone, except for Harvey. Back in court, Harvey is representing Inch-High Private Eye, who believes he's been illegally fired from his job based on his diminutive stature.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074344 +0000" stop="20260415075520 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devlin Made Me Do It - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Washed up motorcycle stuntman Ernie Devlin is sued when a kid injures himself trying to imitate his deep ravine jump. Harvey's legal strategy -- to attack the fractured, wheelchair bound child on the witness stand -- backfires. Pill-addled Devlin is a less than sympathetic defendant, so Harvey must scramble to salvage the case. Meanwhile, Avenger seems to have laid an egg.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060242 +0000" stop="20260415065348 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up Tight - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Young Eadie Hastings cannot be saved by Danno from jumping of a cliff, and Five-O think that she was high on speed. They track her source to a crank teacher, Professor David Stone, and Danno must pose as a surfer to investigate the drug pushers and users.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065348 +0000" stop="20260415074444 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face of the Dragon - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A man is found dead after having been robbed by a motorcyclist with a gun, and McGarrett is shocked to discover that the man was suffering from bubonic plague. The islands are quarantined, and the team must follow a series of clues to discover the cause of the outbreak.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061107 +0000" stop="20260415070043 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loretta Lynn, Dillard and the Expedition - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Music:
Buck Owens, the Hagers, Susan Raye, and Don Rich - "Santa Looks a Lot Like Daddy"
Loretta Lynn - "Blue Kentucky Girl"
Roy Clark - "Right or Left at Oak St."
Dillard and the Expedition - "Hickory Hollow"
Grandpa Jones - "Stop That Ticklin' Me"
Buck Owens - "Sam's Place"
Loretta Lynn - "Wings upon Your Horns"
All (entire cast) - "Silent Night"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070043 +0000" stop="20260415075033 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny James, Tammy Wynette - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Guest Tammy Wynette sings "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad. Sonny James lets loose with "Mean Ole Mississippi."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060303 +0000" stop="20260415064603 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>9 Chefs Compete - S09E09</title>
    <desc>With just nine chefs remaining, Chef Ramsay pits the red team against the blue team in another intense challenge. The winning team celebrates in high style while the losing team is left behind to fulfill drab duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064603 +0000" stop="20260415072832 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>8 Chefs Compete - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay pits the red team against the blue team in two intense challenges. The winning team celebrates in high style while the losing team is left behind to fulfill drab duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061311 +0000" stop="20260415063543 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things That Go Bump in the Night - S02E25</title>
    <desc>A runaway Prince called Glitch from the planet Celasia has joined Skeletor's crew at Snake Mountain, but is so weak and pitiful that he is thrown out violently by Skeletor. The Royal Family take him to the palace to look after him, but Glitch is totally consumed by fear after his ordeal at Snake Mountain. When Glitch's father turns up on Eternia to look for him, and Skeletor attempts to recapture him, He-Man helps Glitch to face his fears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063543 +0000" stop="20260415065813 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three on a Dare - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Man-At-Arms needs a sample of Rainbow Quartz to repair a frequency transmitter.  But the only place where they can find Rainbow Quartz is in a cavern in Snake Mountain!  Adam and Cringer have no choice but to venture into Skeletor's domain to find the Quartz- and at the same time, Teela and three students she was training, who have taken a dare, also end up in Skeletor's clutches!  With all this unwanted company suddenly invading Snake Mountain, ultimate chaos is sure to ensue!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065813 +0000" stop="20260415072044 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Little Lie - S02E27</title>
    <desc>When Orko finds out that Adam's visiting cousin, Prince Dal, doesn't think Eternos is as magical as his own home kingdom, he gives Prince Dal a pretty rock and tells him that its called the Star Crystal and that it will protect anyone who has it. Prince Dal believes the lie and steals the rock from Orko later to bring to his father, who is fighting a war against the Torks, thinking it will make him invincible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072044 +0000" stop="20260415074318 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for All - S02E28</title>
    <desc>A small agricultural village is invaded by Space Pirates.  When Adam, Teela, Orko and Cringer investigate the village, the Space Pirates steal Adam's sword, leaving him unable to become He-Man.  So Adam must take the leading role in his regular identity and convince the villagers to fight back against the Space Pirates, while Cringer sets out to recover the sword.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061301 +0000" stop="20260415063633 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Shadowbeasts - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Skeletor unleashes fierce noctural creatures to destroy Castle Grayskull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063633 +0000" stop="20260415070001 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underworld - S01E14</title>
    <desc>In Subternia, He-Man and King Rador must prevent Skeletor from attacking Castle Grayskull from below.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070001 +0000" stop="20260415072324 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Anwat Gar - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Sorceress is telling Adam and Man At Arms about a vision she had where Skeletor arises from the Ocean of Gnarl and takes over Eternia. Upon hearing this Adam transforms and he and Man At Arms travel to the Island of Anwat Gar. While traveling there a huge wave knocks Man at Arms off his vehicle and He-man saves him. When they get to the island, a mysterious person is watching from afar. As they look for the stones they enter a hall with stone soldiers with huge shields lining the walls. Upon walking further He-man steps on a pressure sensitive switch and causes all the stone soldiers to be thrust into the middle crushing anything between them. He-man and Man at Arms escape and eventually arrive to a building that looks like a Japanese Temple. Once there they again, are attacked by statues. He-man defeats one by throwing his sword at the statue and then kicking it through his chest. Man At Arms just uses his blaster to turn his statue to rubble.
The mysterious person now makes his p</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072324 +0000" stop="20260415074701 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster Within - S01E16</title>
    <desc>He-Man and Man-E-Faces battle dangerous bounty hunters in the Tar Swamp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063053 +0000" stop="20260415071417 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunions (3) - S04E22</title>
    <desc>While Iolaus paid a visit to his mother, Hercules explored Olympus.  He was hurt to learn the real reason his father had brought him there:  Zeus needed protection from Hera and the other gods, who were conspiring against him.  But Hercules couldn't turn his back on his father.  Then Zeus allowed Hera to rip away his godhood in order to save Alcmene's spirit from eternal hell.  Hercules went to the dark side of Olympus, where he overcame Apollo and Hera in battle.  Zeus' godhood was restored, Alcmene returned to the Elysian Fields, and Hercules became a half-mortal again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071417 +0000" stop="20260415075843 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Nebula took Hercules and Iolaus to Sumeria, where the angry gods were leveling cities.  To remedy the situation, King Gilgamesh took Hercules with him on a series of physical trials in a pyramid, where they retrieved a chalice of sacred nectar.  But Gilgamesh betrayed Hercules by drinking the nectar and crushing the cup, becoming a disciple of the demon Dahak.  Next, Gilgamesh tried to scarifice a warrior heart -- Nebula's.  But Iolaus, who was in love with Nebula, saved her by taking the dagger himself.  Hercules destroyed Gilgamesh, but he was too late for Iolaus, who died in his arms.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060905 +0000" stop="20260415063248 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stoop Kid - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Arnold's hat lands on the stoop of "Stoop Kid," - a bully who has lived his whole life on his stoop, and is highly protective of it. But, when it's Arnold's fault that Stoop Kid becomes the joke of the city, he must help Stoop Kid face his biggest fear - leaving his stoop for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063248 +0000" stop="20260415065626 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helga's Makeover - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Helga is annoyed when Rhonda doesn't invite her to her slumber party - everybody assumes that "girly" parties aren't Helga's style. So, Helga is determined to prove her wrong, and gets a makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065626 +0000" stop="20260415072007 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Building - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Arnold is asked by his Grandma to help save an old building, and then asked by Ernie to help knock the building down! Who will Arnold decide to go along with? How can he get out of this tricky situation?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072007 +0000" stop="20260415074258 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>6th Grade Girls - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Two girls from the sixth grade who are tired of the way that their boyfriends treat them, decide to take Arnold and Gerald to the school dance, but only to make their boyfriends jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060319 +0000" stop="20260415064619 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S04E09</title>
    <desc>High Stakes Poker action continues with Eli Elezra, Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth, Jennifer Harman, Brandon Adams, Sammy Farha, Jamie Gold, and Phil Galfond playing $300/$600 No-Limit Hold'em.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064619 +0000" stop="20260415072919 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The final night for this line-up sees Phil Galfond, Jamie Gold, Sammy Farha, Brandon Adams, Jennifer Harman, Phil Hellmuth, Eli Elezra, and Daniel Negreanu battling it out on High Stakes Poker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062421 +0000" stop="20260415071255 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scales of Justice - S06E14</title>
    <desc>LaRue and Washington continue to stake out the tattoo parlor for a killer; Bates has a tough decision to make about Fabian; Jablonski tries to enforce a city ban on smoking in the station house; Hill meets someone special at his father's funeral; Chief Daniels surprises Furillo by offering to endorse him as his successor; Buntz cuts some corners to get a dealer selling killer synthetic heroin off the streets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060550 +0000" stop="20260415063112 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Russia without Love - S06E18</title>
    <desc>To get ahold of secret papers, Hogan enlists a beautiful Russian spy to convince Klink he's needed at the Russian front.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063112 +0000" stop="20260415065633 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Klink for the Defense - S06E19</title>
    <desc>When Klink gets assigned to defend a German officer accused of treason, Hogan helps to prove his innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065633 +0000" stop="20260415072156 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kamikazes Are Coming - S06E20</title>
    <desc>When a rocket lands near camp, the heroes don't know how they'll smuggle it out --- until Russian spy Marya comes on the scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072156 +0000" stop="20260415074720 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kommandant Gertrude - S06E21</title>
    <desc>General Burkhalter's sister Gertrude thinks her dim-witted fiance should be made Klink's assistant, which interferes with Hogan's plan to aid an American general.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061606 +0000" stop="20260415063905 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tanks for the Memories - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Tim and Jill play each other in a tank driving competition and Jill wins. However, Tim doesn't congratulate her because he thinks she humiliated him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063905 +0000" stop="20260415070204 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vasectomy One - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy when they agree their family is complete. Meanwhile, Randy is voted "best butt" by the girls at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070204 +0000" stop="20260415072506 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Flying - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Mark wants to take flying lessons, but Jill doesn't let him. Jill takes piano lessons. Meanwhile, Tim and Al ruin Bud's car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072506 +0000" stop="20260415074751 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Harry Kept Delores - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dolores, Harry's wife, comes to Harry's Hardware and Tim's marital advice causes them to split up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063842 +0000" stop="20260415072131 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Renovation in a Small Town - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ben and Erin help Ross and Laura find their small town dream home with a friendly porch and a space for Laura's growing pottery business. Ben and Erin restore the couple's chosen home full of family treasures to look like it was decorated over time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064358 +0000" stop="20260415073406 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separation Anxiety - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Almost two years after the Embassy attack in Islamabad, Carrie is building a new life in Berlin. But her peace is threatened when a request from her boss forces her towards the dangerous world she left behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063656 +0000" stop="20260415071925 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body in the Freezer - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A meeting between two businessmen leaves one shot in the face; Lt. Kenda realizes the victim could actually be the aggressor, shot struggling over his own gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060547 +0000" stop="20260415065226 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The fire investigation continues. Bayliss' back is acting up and Kellerman is paired with Pembleton. Kellerman shows Gee something, so he is offered a transfer into the department that he first rejects. Kay takes the sergeant's exam, Munch misses it due a "comedy of errors."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065226 +0000" stop="20260415073901 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autofocus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A gas leak causes the detectives to evacuate the building, so they relocate to an old bank building. Lewis is paired up with Kellerman on the murder of a woman. Sergeant Howard tries to carve out a place for herself with the other detectives, but her efforts prove unpopular. Pembleton has trouble adjusting to the new surroundings and his wife's pregnancy. A cameraman who was at the scene of the murder has who he thinks is the perpetrator on tape; however, when he brings the tape to Gee, he is thrown out before he can say why he's there. The cameraman eventually strikes a deal with Lewis and Kellerman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061001 +0000" stop="20260415063610 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Loves Mambo - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063610 +0000" stop="20260415070219 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Please Leave the Premises - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070219 +0000" stop="20260415072828 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pardon My Glove - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Alice is getting the apartment redecorated for free, but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072828 +0000" stop="20260415075437 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man with a Horn - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil-service exam as well as on his coronet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060458 +0000" stop="20260415062733 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Throttle - S02E13</title>
    <desc>To prevent Krytus from locating Sage, Battle Force 5 enlist the aid of pro racer and Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon in order to destroy the scanner that's being used to search the Multiverse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062733 +0000" stop="20260415065009 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stone Cold Warrior - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Battle Force 5 meet Rawkus, a golem responsible for maintaining the balance of the Multiverse. Can Zoom gain his trust when the Red Sentients steal his Power Core Stone?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065009 +0000" stop="20260415071244 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow Zone - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Rawkus brings Vert and Zoom to the Shadow Zone to find the lost minds of the Blue Sentients. The key, however, lies within Sage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071244 +0000" stop="20260415073520 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunt for the Magmatrox - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 must find and rescue the legendary and nearly extinct Magmatrox before the Red Sentients hunt it down!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073520 +0000" stop="20260415075755 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sol Survivor - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 race against time to save Sage's mentor, Sol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060727 +0000" stop="20260415065053 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Case - S08E03</title>
    <desc>House and Park treat a patient, Benjamin, who collapsed after making a surprisingly large charity donation, and come to suspect that the altruistic behavior is a symptom of a deeper disorder. When the patient offers to donate an organ for another patient, the doctors must convince Dr. Adams to help them confirm whether Benjamin is in his right mind or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065053 +0000" stop="20260415073443 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Risky Business - S08E04</title>
    <desc>A CEO falls mysteriously ill just days before he signs a contract that would relocate his company's entire labor force to China. House attempts to make an underhanded business transaction with his wealthy patient, but when the patient's condition worsens, the team must work around the clock to save his life. Meanwhile, Park prepares for her hearing with the Princeton Plainsboro Disciplinary Committee chaired by Foreman, and Adams' outlook on her patient's business venture reveals her deeper feelings about loyalty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060939 +0000" stop="20260415063137 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Way or the Rahway - S172E03</title>
    <desc>A couple in Rahway, New Jersey, is looking for a new home. She's sick of stairs and wants a one-story ranch that she can fix up, but he's worried about the cost of renovation and would rather have a turnkey with a big backyard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063137 +0000" stop="20260415065333 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunting for Space in Raleigh - S171E02</title>
    <desc>A Raleigh, North Carolina, couple looks for a home with enough space for their family of five and their two dogs. She wants a white kitchen, he's focused on having his own TV room and all the kids hope for a bedroom of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065333 +0000" stop="20260415071528 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playing Musical Houses in Oklahoma City - S171E07</title>
    <desc>Married real estate agents in Oklahoma City have moved multiple times in the past two years. He's itching to move again while she remains hesitant. Despite being worn out from packing so many times, she does agree that they do need more space for home offices and a gym.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071528 +0000" stop="20260415073724 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rockport Vacation Home - S174E06</title>
    <desc>A couple looks for the perfect beachfront home in their favorite vacation destination -- the quaint fishing community of Rockport, Texas. They hope to find a property with enough room to accommodate their extended family but disagreements emerge while deciding between a house or a condo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073724 +0000" stop="20260415075919 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vacation Home Battle in Arizona - S176E01</title>
    <desc>A couple who disagrees on the budget seeks a vacation home they can also rent out near Scottsdale, Arizona. He is super thrifty and wants a fixer-upper with character and strong income potential, while she is more extravagant, preferring a turnkey property with an open floor plan and room to relax with their teenage sons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061018 +0000" stop="20260415070256 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 50 - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Frank ups the ante on the war on terror to counter Conway's public show of strength. Tom joins Claire on the campaign trail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070256 +0000" stop="20260415074909 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 51 - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Frank asks Will to help deal with extremists threatening to murder hostages. Hammerschmidt digs deeper into the allegations against Frank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060344 +0000" stop="20260415062450 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canning Randy - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she manipulates his students into taking her side in the fight to save the building being torn down to make room for his project. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily spot Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062450 +0000" stop="20260415064556 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural History - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When the gang goes to a black tie event at the Natural History Museum, Ted gets introduced to Zoey's husband, The Captain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064556 +0000" stop="20260415070724 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitter - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Barney's discovery of a Canadian kids show called Space Teens, that Robin appeared on as Robin Sparkles, leads the gang to get her to reach out to her co-star, Jessica Glitter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070724 +0000" stop="20260415072827 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blitzgiving - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When Ted leaves the bar early to prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his friends, the gang winds up partying all night with The Blitz, an old friend from college who has bad luck. As a result Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072827 +0000" stop="20260415075004 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mermaid Theory - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Ted's new friendship with Zoey tests the theory that single men and married women can't be friends, he invites her husband, "The Captain," to hang out with them. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin decide to spend alone time together, and Barney and Lily possibly have a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061828 +0000" stop="20260415063957 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brushes and Push Brooms; Blackboards; Smoked Salmon; Zippers - S04E06</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for brushes &amp; push brooms, blackboards, smoked salmon and zippers, and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063957 +0000" stop="20260415070125 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3D Commercial Signs; Hardwood Floors; Corrugated Polyethylene Pipe; Mattresses - S04E07</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for 3D commercial signs, hardwood floors, corrugated polyethylene pipe and mattresses, and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070125 +0000" stop="20260415072254 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ceramic Tiles; Nuts; Steel Forgings; Skateboards - S04E08</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for ceramic tiles, nuts, steel forgings and skateboards, and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072254 +0000" stop="20260415074422 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Engines; Flour; Recliners; Envelopes - S04E09</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for car engines, flour, recliners and envelopes, and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061611 +0000" stop="20260415063711 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chevrolet Corvette Stingray - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063711 +0000" stop="20260415065756 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>KTM X-Bow - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a KTM X-Bow. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065756 +0000" stop="20260415071857 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tesla Model S - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Tesla Model S. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071857 +0000" stop="20260415073957 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superformance MKIII - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Superformance MKIII. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061004 +0000" stop="20260415065206 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret History of Mercury - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Mercury is a deadly world, facing attacks from the sun, comets, and other planets, and even though it's the smallest planet in the solar system, it has a dangerous secret a dangerous secret that might one day threaten life on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065206 +0000" stop="20260415073435 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quasar Enigma - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Quasars are the brightest and most powerful objects in our universe, and though they have shaped the cosmos, they might ultimately destroy everything that exists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062650 +0000" stop="20260415070808 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretending to See the Future - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Fugitives Flynn and Regan make a dangerous play as help for the ETU comes from the unlikeliest of sources.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070808 +0000" stop="20260415074930 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Holy Ground - S01E13</title>
    <desc>It's the day of The Purge and the fate of the human race lies in the ETU's hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060845 +0000" stop="20260415070717 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conned Out of Luck - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The gang are left in shock as the unthinkable happens - Mickey is conned! Some lowlife rips him off by selling him a useless mobile phone online. According to the age-old laws of grifting, when a grifter is conned he's guaranteed a run of bad luck. What will the gang do if Mickey loses his mojo? They head to Eddie's to drown their sorrows, only to find it heaving with customers. It seems Lady Luck has switched her allegiance, and the chums need to do something to restore the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060209 +0000" stop="20260415064543 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Fetch a Hooker - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Life as drug dealer's muscle is not going to keep you out of trouble. Lane Slettvet, knew this, but tested fate until one night on a job to retrieve a prostitute from another drug dealer, Slettvet stabs and kills the man. Trying to lay low with his sister, and under the radar of the cops proves hard for Slettvet, constantly drawn to the life of parties, fights and drugs. Then one night, in a drunken stupor, Slettvet breaks a bottle over a taxi driver's head. The incident is reported, and Slettvet's run comes to an end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064543 +0000" stop="20260415072918 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Death Certificate - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After witnessing a murder, Anthony Ragno goes on the run. Building a new life trafficking pot in the Haitian islands, a coke addiction and close calls with local governments drive Ragno back to the US with a fake name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060741 +0000" stop="20260415065904 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zeus, By Jove! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Caligula takes over as Emperor. At first he is hailed as a savior. But eventually the monster is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065904 +0000" stop="20260415075313 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail Who? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Caligula's behavior becomes more and more erratic. Claudius works hard to control him but a conspiracy is growing among the soldiers. How can they rid themselves of their mad Emperor? And who will replace him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062016 +0000" stop="20260415064625 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy and Superman - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Stevie Appleby, Caroline's son, has a birthday party the same day as Little Ricky's, Lucy looks for unusual entertainment to lure the children. Ricky remembers that Superman is in town, and he invites him. But when Ricky is unable to corral Superman, Lucy is left with no choice but to dress as the Man of Steel herself. George Reeves makes a special guest-star appearance in this episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064625 +0000" stop="20260415071228 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Ricky Gets a Dog - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Ricardos' apartment begins to resemble a pet shop when Little Ricky gets a puppy. Lucy and Ricky are both determined to get rid of the puppy after their son brings it home -- as are their landlords, Fred and Ethel. They have a hard time overcoming Little Ricky's arguments that a puppy would be a welcome addition to a home that already boasts a canary, a frog, a lizard, a turtle, and some goldfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071228 +0000" stop="20260415073827 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Wants to Move to the Country - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lucy decides that it would be nice to move to the country and prevails on Ricky to place a comfortable deposit on a big house. Ricky agrees and puts a down payment on a house in Westport, Connecticut. It is not long before Lucy changes her mind. Lucy, Ethel, and Fred put on disguises to try and help poor Ricky get his deposit back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060246 +0000" stop="20260415062546 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iShock America: Part 2 - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Carly bans T-Bo from the loft, he retaliates by not letting Carly into the Groovy Smoothie. Meanwhile, Freddie and Gibby discover being in a band has many perks... and a few drawbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062546 +0000" stop="20260415064850 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iGet Banned - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Freddie and Gibby join a band. Carly bans T-bo from her apartment so he bans her from the Groovy Smoothie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064850 +0000" stop="20260415071147 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iFind Spencer Friends - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to find Spencer friends his own age but Spencer finds them way too old! Gibby marries Baggles and starts working as a bathroom attendant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071147 +0000" stop="20260415073447 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iRescue Carly - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Carly gets into trouble when she doesn't listen to Sam's cautionary advice about a pal who had just been released from a juvenile detention facility. Meanwhile, Spencer gets obsessed with a pair of night-vision goggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073447 +0000" stop="20260415075741 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iLost My Head in Vegas - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Sam learns that her mother, Pam is being held in a Las Vegas jail, so Carly and the gang embark on a road trip to Sin City, where they pawn some of their prized possessions for bail money at a shop run by the Pawn Star guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063520 +0000" stop="20260415071906 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>India - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Karl travels to India and gives own unique verdict on its ancient customs and vibrant culture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061209 +0000" stop="20260415064111 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watership Alan - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Just as he is ready to be the presenter of a boating promotional video, Alan manages to insult Norfolk's farmers on his radio show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064111 +0000" stop="20260415071009 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Alan - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Since Alan is the only weekend guest at the hotel, the manager of the Linton Travel Tavern decides to close it for renovations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071009 +0000" stop="20260415073825 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Kill a Mocking Alan - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alan creates a Sunday-afternoon version of his radio show, inviting some executives from Irish TV to witness the production at the travel tavern.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060823 +0000" stop="20260415063226 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catastrophe - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Joe, Sal, Q and Murr serve up the goods posing as trainees at a juice bar and plead with strangers to get things untangled. Tonight's big loser confronts his biggest fear in a punishment that leaves him practically catatonic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063226 +0000" stop="20260415065614 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vampire Weakened - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Joe, Sal, Q and Murr act frosty while working the ice cream counter. Later they take Joe's dogs for a romp in the park with some help from strangers. Tonight's big loser watches his blood boil while  performing with a gospel choir.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065614 +0000" stop="20260415072016 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Footloose - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Joe, Q, Sal and Murr call out odd names while working in an office. Later, the guys ask park-goers for help with online dating profiles. Tonight's big loser fails to keep cool while getting up close and personal with some strange feet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072016 +0000" stop="20260415074404 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Man - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Joe, Sal, Q and Murr compete in their first four way challenge. Plus, see what happens when the guys try to lead a kid's art class. Find out which joker failed so badly, he's hit with an on the spot punishment that leaves him seeing red.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062835 +0000" stop="20260415071147 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Correct Settling - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Eugene hopes a well known minister can save his father from Death Row.But someone runs the Reverend off the road on his way into town and the Sparta police try to protect him and track down his assailent.Meanwhile Harriet struggles with what her part in her ex-husbands appeal should be and is even more unsettled when Eugene demands that she break up with Bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071147 +0000" stop="20260415075502 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child's Play - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Chief Gillespie is fired by the city council and Sparta's new police chief Hampton Forbes arrives in town.Bill's last case with Sparta P.D. is a murder investigation in which a young boy has been implicated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060439 +0000" stop="20260415062616 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Again - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Jackie is promoted to the New York office, which means Marion is short one tenant. Enter Tonia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062616 +0000" stop="20260415064856 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Worst Kind - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Marion feels like he's moved on emotionally from his college pals; new neighbor Tonia reports seeing an alien; Tiffany has a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064856 +0000" stop="20260415071051 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoop Screams - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Marion coordinates a charity basketball tournament, Jackie and Tonia organize a team to challenge Marion, whose teammates include a tall, athletic postman. Sportscaster Fred Roggin and former professional basketball player Reggie Theus provide play-by-play coverage for a live television broadcast. Meanwhile, when Jackie's ex-husband Milton expresses concern that Marion has more of a positive influence on Austin than he does, Marion allows Milton to coach the basketball team. However, Milton's efforts only embarrass Austin. Also, Jackie is concerned when Tiffany dates a young rap musician who influences her language and wardrobe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071051 +0000" stop="20260415073307 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real World - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After Jackie moves back East with her son Austin, sidelined pro-football player Marion Hill revels, at least temporarily, in having his house back to himself. Plus, he is supposed to find out soon from a medical diagnosis if he can play football again. But a trip to the sports clinic immediately changes his outlook - with comedic reverberations. When Marion finds out he'll never play football again from the insensitive new doctor at the sports clinic, Maxwell Stanton, he doesn't know what to do, until his next door neighbor and physical therapist Tonia convinces him to buy the clinic, which is about to be closed in corporate downsizing. With partner Tonia in tow, they head off to meet with a loan officer. But it seems they weren't the only ones with this good idea. Dr. Stanton is looking to buy the place as well. When both parties learn that neither can make the deal on their own, they're left with only one option... a three way split.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073307 +0000" stop="20260415075527 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother of Invention - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Tonia and Maxwell come up with a get rich quick scheme - the ""Butt Ball"" - to help fund their sports clinic. All they need is a celebrity endorser to get the ball rolling. When Olympic Gold-Medalist Jackie Joyner-Kersee drops out, they turn to their partner, ex-pro football star Marion, to step in and save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060659 +0000" stop="20260415063011 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice Legions of America - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Three Champs and a Little Lady"
"The Newlywed Game"
"The Good Behavior Variety Hour"
"Handi Man: The Justice Legion of America"
Close featuring Nikki D performing "Lettin' Off Steam"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063011 +0000" stop="20260415065323 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Veracosa - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Afro-phone" (does not air on Aspire)
"Vera De Milo: Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction"
"Cephus &amp; Reesie: The Christmas Album"
"Lil' Miss Trouble at the Museum"
"Homey D. Clown: Homey Claus"
Close featuring the infamous 25th episode cake incident, where David Alan Grier runs his finger through the cake and is subsequently caught and dumped, fanny-first, on top of it</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065323 +0000" stop="20260415071636 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Abdul - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"The Brothers Brothers: Tom and Tom for the Arizona Tourism Commission"
"Johnny Abdul—Saudi-Rock Star"
"The Last Orphan"
"Velma Mullholland"
"B.S. Brothers: Funky Finger Productions"
"The Head Detective" (the Aspire version cuts off the sketch after the end of the opening hospital scene)
Close featuring Rich Nice performing "Outstanding"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071636 +0000" stop="20260415073900 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Introducing..Fire Marshal Bill - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Keenen introduces new Fly Girl Carla Garrido in the show opener
"Mr. Squeegee"
"B.S. Brothers: Big Break"
"Fashion Tampons"
"Fire Marshall Bill: Home Safety"
"Homey D. Clown: Home E. Cheese"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060248 +0000" stop="20260415060717 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work Experience - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Following a disappointing Valentines Day a mix-up in the work experience programme means that Neil gets to work in a newspaper office whilst Will is stuck in a garage, where he gets stripped and thrown in a pond as an initiation ceremony. Unwisely he inadvertently invites a work colleague to the school disco, where Simon gets a pleasant surprise from a female admirer.A run-in with a younger boy, however, means that ultimately the boys end up facing their customary public humiliation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060717 +0000" stop="20260415063208 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will's Birthday - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's Will's seventeenth birthday and he is planning a dinner party but it clashes with a more popular bash so that his only guests are Neil, Jay, Simon and Simon's exchange student Patrice. Out of boredom they gate-crash the other party but only one of them is asked to stay and then bedded by the hostess as a sex object. The other four are sent packing. Needless to say none of those four are French.</desc>
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    <title>Night Out in London - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Will decides the boys should reinvent themselves as trendy clubbers and they drive to London in Simon's car, though to gain entry to the best club in town Simon must swap his trainers for a tramp's filthy old shoes. Neil cuts his penis weeing into a can and when Jay inspects the damage they are ejected as perverts. Can things get any worse for the lads? The wheel-clamping of Simon's car might provide the answer.</desc>
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    <title>Duke of Edinburgh - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Will is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme, and immediately turns the situation to his advantage, using it as an opportunity to volunteer at an old peoples home to try and snare his former babysitter. The other boys help out, except for Simon who has problems of his own.</desc>
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    <title>End of Term - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Will is stressed over his exams. Simon seems to be making some headway with Carli at last. Looking back on the year the boys realise that things have not been all that bad, but that if they ever had their time again Jay would be less sensitive, Simon would take Carli's word with a pinch of salt. Will would drink a lot fewer energy drinks and Neil would remember his kit for his PE exam</desc>
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    <title>Supe-Pol-stitious - S17E03</title>
    <desc>No one at the clinic will admit that they are superstitious, but curious cases and mysterious mishaps are abound today despite the skepticism.</desc>
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    <title>Homeward Hound - S17E04</title>
    <desc>In the midst of all of their usual cases, the staff of Pol Veterinary Services pull together to help a dog that was hit by a car.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Of Guilt, Models and Murder - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a transformation as the Hulk, David awakens in a room with a dead model and fears he may have killed her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065229 +0000" stop="20260415074243 +0000" channel="C1036.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terror in Times Square - S01E04</title>
    <desc>David discovers a murder plot while working in a Time Square arcade, where the owner is being extorted to pay for protection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062113 +0000" stop="20260415070659 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Master Mash Ups - S14E05</title>
    <desc>A game-changing turn of events elevates the competition. Insane Mash Up tattoos puts the Artists artistry skills to the test and a skull pick backfires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070659 +0000" stop="20260415075235 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up in Flames - S14E06</title>
    <desc>An explosive Flash Challenge has the original Artists targeting a common enemy. Difficult throat tattoos have the artists bugging out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061309 +0000" stop="20260415063325 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redemption Rescue - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Veteran artists Dave Clarke and E.S. return to the shop looking for another shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063325 +0000" stop="20260415065343 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down the Redemption Highway - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Artist Craig Foster and Dave Navarro take redemption out of the Ink Master shop and onto the street in search of unhappy canvases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065343 +0000" stop="20260415071358 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Master Redemption - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Champion Anthony Michaels steps back into the Ink Master ring to coach two artists who didn't make it past the first bell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071358 +0000" stop="20260415073415 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redemption: Are You a Champion? - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Early season artists Bili Vegas and Mark Matthews return to prove they've grown as people, but the pressure is on when their unhappy canvases return with angry loved ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073415 +0000" stop="20260415075439 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hula Girls &amp; Garter Belts - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Unhappy canvases return for a chance at a new tattoo; Tim Leez and ES face hostile canvases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060741 +0000" stop="20260415064149 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost-Like - S03E08</title>
    <desc>After facing numerous obstacles, Issa gets discouraged about her project, while Molly helps give Issa a drama-free 30th birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064149 +0000" stop="20260415072206 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowkey Feelin' Myself - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With Condola's guidance, Issa prepares for a mixer in her courtyard to pitch the block party to potential sponsors – but tensions rise when they discover a mutual connection. Molly begins to develop unexpected feelings for Andrew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072206 +0000" stop="20260415075400 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowkey Distant - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Issa and Condola decide to confront the elephant in the room head-on, Lawrence gets uncomfortable. In search of a real connection, Molly struggles to get Andrew to open up during a carefully architected date night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061107 +0000" stop="20260415063338 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Hold Your Breath - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget is assigned to look into a case of some missing oceanographers who were searching for an undersea city when they disappeared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063338 +0000" stop="20260415065609 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Went the Wind - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A M.A.D. scientist at the North Pole creates a machine to cause windstorms all over the globe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065609 +0000" stop="20260415071837 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Wrong - S01E40</title>
    <desc>In the far-off country of Pianostan, the people remain happy as long as their King is miserable. But M.A.D. has been ensuring that the King is happy in order to disrupt the peace, so Inspector Gadget is sent out to investigate. To further complicate matters, the King looks exactly like the Inspector!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071837 +0000" stop="20260415074105 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Island - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget, Penny, and Brain are on vacation in the Caribbean. But before they've had a chance to get any serious R &amp; R on Gadget's dilapidated old rust-bucket of a boat, duty calls and Inspector Gadget is back to work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061940 +0000" stop="20260415064225 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collider Scope - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw plans to destroy Gadget with a device that causes Penny to keep reliving the same bad day</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064225 +0000" stop="20260415070511 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Got Dangerous Game - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Gadget, Penny and Brain go on a Kenyan safari.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070511 +0000" stop="20260415072757 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Gadget Will Go On - S01E25</title>
    <desc>MAD and HQ race to get control of Dr. Claw's dangerous -- and sunken -- submarine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072757 +0000" stop="20260415075043 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gadgetator - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget goes undercover as a wrestler and fights to win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061053 +0000" stop="20260415065142 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets and Lies - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The murder of a young man who recently left his family’s religious community leads Dylan and Lizzie to a series of possible suspects, including a short-tempered photographer and a mysterious girl with amnesia. Also, Lizzie’s younger sister, Katie, unexpectedly drops by for a visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065142 +0000" stop="20260415073204 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Heart New York - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Dylan Reinhart and Det. Lizzie Needham are reassigned to a murder case in Central Park when their investigation into a chemical attack on the subway is taken over by an FBI team led by Dylan’s estranged father, Roger. However, Dylan can’t shake the feeling that the cases are related.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061426 +0000" stop="20260415063849 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nightmare Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Irken race consists of beings that have desires of gaining universal domination.  Their leaders, the Almighty Tallest Red and Purple, have just begun assigning Invaders, the elite soldiers who will capture the universe’s most dangerous planets.  However, when Zim, an Irken soldier who was banished from the Irken Empire, returns and demands to be assigned a task as an Invader, the Tallest decide to send Zim to a “planet that nobody has ever heard of”: Earth.  Zim gets assigned a cheap robot that is malfunctioning and he begins the trek towards Earth, but little does he know that a human child on Earth named Dib is already aware that he is coming, and plans to prevent Zim from completing his goal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063849 +0000" stop="20260415070312 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parent Teacher Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After another day at the Earth skool, Ms. Bitters reminds the children that it’s Parent Teacher Night and that all the parents must come to the skool at the end of the day.  Zim becomes worried because his robotic parents aren’t programmed for such a task yet and he cannot permit them to blow his cover, so he attempts to help them become the parents they should be, but Gir’s carefree nature soon puts his plans in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070312 +0000" stop="20260415072645 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk of Doom - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Zim gets annoyed by Gir’s inept nature for the last time, he finally gets around to upgrading Gir’s guidance technology and he wishes to test its capability.  Initial tests look good so Zim wants to take Gir into the city to test and see if Gir can get them safely back to their headquarters.  However, when Gir forgets to bring the new guidance chip with him, Zim and Gir must find a way to get back home, despite the fact that they have very little understanding of the way the city functions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072645 +0000" stop="20260415075018 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bestest Friend - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Zim makes a huge scene over his inability to eat lunch food, he overhears one of the girls at school talking about how inhuman he seems to be and how he has no friends.  In an attempt to appear more normal, Zim decides to spend time with a student named Keef, though Zim soon finishes his plan and he considers himself normal, so he tries to get Keef to leave him alone.  Much to Zim’s chagrin, however, Keef continues to follow Zim around, so Zim decides to take unorthodox measures to ensure Keef leaves him alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061313 +0000" stop="20260415063623 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hell - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While boss Douglas does his best to run Reynholm Industries into the ground, Jen has to deal with a builder from hell, Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063623 +0000" stop="20260415065811 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are We Not Men? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen is trying to date a man who looks like a magician.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065811 +0000" stop="20260415072009 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tramps Like Us - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jen, Roy and Moss find their lives moving in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new, and Roy ends up out in the cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072009 +0000" stop="20260415074424 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Speech - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jen makes enemies of Roy and Moss after trying to assert herself more after being named as Employee of the Month. Douglas discovers that the woman who he loves is not quite as she seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061518 +0000" stop="20260415063843 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee Day - S14E03</title>
    <desc>The guys are in the final preparation stage for an unknown scheme when Dee enters to inform them that it is "Dee Day," and they have to do everything she wants without complaint.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063843 +0000" stop="20260415070132 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Chokes - S14E04</title>
    <desc>Annoyed that the Gang failed to react as he nearly choked to death on an appetizer, Frank decides the Waiter, his savior, is the only person who has his back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070132 +0000" stop="20260415072337 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Texts - S14E05</title>
    <desc>During their trip to the Philadelphia Zoo, Mac sets up a text group chain for The Gang, but confusion sets in and The Gang must learn from the meerkats on how to communicate properly in a group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072337 +0000" stop="20260415074530 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Janitor Always Mops Twice - S14E06</title>
    <desc>In the black-and-white noir world of his memory, Charlie navigates the seedy underbelly of Philadelphia as Frank has been "diarrhea poisoned," and it's up to Charlie to clean up the mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061213 +0000" stop="20260415065401 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chivalry is Dead - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Liv consumes the brain of a murdered live-action role-playing knight in order to solve his murder; Peyton uncovers a truth about Liv; Major embarks on a mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065401 +0000" stop="20260415073543 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac-Liv-Moore - S04E09</title>
    <desc>There’s a zombie serial killer on the loose and new Seattle is on lockdown. Liv is trapped in the morgue on white rapper brain and Clive and Ravi are playing Dungeons &amp; Dragons. Meanwhile, Blaine concocts his most sinister plan to date. Lastly, Major is on the hunt for the killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061141 +0000" stop="20260415065259 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boomerang (2) - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The murder/desertion trial of Kevin Lee takes a bad turn after his wife changes her testimony under cross examination.
Harm and Mic fights to win over Mac</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065259 +0000" stop="20260415073414 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>People v. Gunny - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Trouble in the JAG office starts when Gunnery Sgt. Victor Galindez, "Gunny," is charged with assault following an off-duty altercation outside a gay bar. It comes to light that P.O. Tiner was also involved in the brawl, having come to the aid of his companion, whom Gunny was roughing up.
Meanwhile, Mac finds herself wrestling with the "don't ask, don't tell" policy as attitudes toward Tiner change around the office under suspicions that he's gay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060043 +0000" stop="20260415062243 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candy Girl - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jamie wants to film a video for his latest song at the hotel, but Helen opposes the idea because of the video's sexual content. To further complicate matters, the actress slated to appear in the video objects to her lack of wardrobe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062243 +0000" stop="20260415064438 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakin' and Fakin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jamie gets sick after eating Japanese food and Fancy nurses him through the night, only to have him fake a relapse the next day to keep her from going out with another guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064438 +0000" stop="20260415070638 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Shoe Fits... - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jamie finds a pair of size-22 sneakers under Fancy's bed and he thinks that she is involved with NBA star Kevin Garnett, who books a press conference at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070638 +0000" stop="20260415072820 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cupid - S05E09</title>
    <desc>After striking out with Fancy at a bowling alley, Jamie calls upon Cupid to help him win back Fancy's affections. Meanwhile, Mouse starts dating a new woman he met with the love god's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072820 +0000" stop="20260415074952 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelor Party - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Jamie catches Fancy auditioning male dancers for her bachelorette party after they each promised not to have such gatherings, so he and Mouse plan to get even.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061027 +0000" stop="20260415070108 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Once and Future Ex - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Bertie bumps into his former fiancée Lady Florence in a bookshop while buying a birthday present for Jeeves. But after a row with her present suitor, the insanely jealous Darcy "Stilton" Cheesewright she renews her engagement to Bertie. Friend George Caffyn needs $50,000 for his play but can only get it from Chichester Clam when he sells his boats to Lord Worplesden, but the press pack haunting them is stopping the deal from going through. Jeeves sees a fancy dress party as a way of sorting everything out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070108 +0000" stop="20260415075208 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridegroom Wanted! - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Bingo Little wants to marry a waitress so needs his uncle's blessing. Bertie is pushed into helping him by pretending to be author Rosie M. Banks again. His uncle, Lord Bittlesham, is under Sir Roderick Glossop who has moved to America (a watered down Sir R who actually likes Bertie). Trying to sort things out, Bertie manages to make Blair Eggleston break off his engagement with Honoria who now wants to marry Bertie and get a theatrical Agent with a very muscular friend after him. Meanwhile Bingo marries the waitress, who turns out to be the real Rosie M. Banks, so she and Lord Bittlesham are also after Bertie who decides the best thing is to take the next ship to London. But so do all the others and, confronted by all of them on board, he and Jeeves jump ship. Eight and a half months later, they turn up back in England, with long beards and looking like they have spent much of that time in an open boat and in savage lands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061954 +0000" stop="20260415064448 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S09E21</title>
    <desc>A young boy befriends Louise and Helen and they become convinced that he has a crush on one of them but the real reason he befriended them was to get to George.  He wants to ask George if he would participate in a father-son bowling tournament, since his father is supposedly dead.  However, the boy does indeed have a father who's alive, but not-so well, he's a parapalegic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064448 +0000" stop="20260415070951 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change of a Dollar - S09E22</title>
    <desc>On the night of a big banquet for Tom, George runs out at the last minute to do an errand at his store in Queens.  Once there, we're taken back to 1968 and witness the grand opening of Jefferson Cleaners and we see how George earned his first dollar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070951 +0000" stop="20260415073445 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Designing Woman - S09E23</title>
    <desc>George is trying to drum up some cleaning business from a famous fashion designer, Camille Hendricks.  George tricks Jenny into swinging by the apartment to meet her in order to show her some of her designs, however Jenny is unprepared for this unexpected surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073445 +0000" stop="20260415075949 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S09E24</title>
    <desc>George is in yet another promotional battle with Cunningham.  This time Cunningham has hired a popular soap star to boost sales, so for competition, George tries to get celebrities too.  However, his idea may get him in trouble with the law when he hires celebrity look alikes and is going to try to pass them off as the real thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062713 +0000" stop="20260415070810 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Pad - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Things go south for Angelina when the house learns she slept with Jose after smushing Vinny. Then she gets too close to a guy Snooki hooked up with. But it's the last straw when The Situation discovers more unpleasantness in the bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070810 +0000" stop="20260415074911 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone, Baby, Gone - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Situation reunites with his Canadian hottie, providing entertainment for the whole house. And Angelina tells her roommates how she really feels about them, sending Snooki into a frenzy and finally pushing things over the edge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061021 +0000" stop="20260415063612 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jane's Driving Lesson - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jane gets fed up with public transportation and decides to take driving lessons. After all, Elroy can get a learner's permit when he's 8 years old, so Jane should be able to get driving lessons, can't she? Her talents scare the teacher so much, he   goes back hunting wild lions again. Accidentally Jane thinks she's got a new instructor while that persons turns out to be a crook on the run ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063612 +0000" stop="20260415070203 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.I. Jetson - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Private Jetson is drafted, as George is a family man he gets a full two minutes to report for duty. They're all given an aptitude test, and one not-so-bright recruit jams a square peg into a round hole, whereupon the automated grading program determines that his 'original thinking shows leadership potential' and makes him a general. Spacely turns out to be the commanding officer and the site is a full 10 minutes away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070203 +0000" stop="20260415072805 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Solar System - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Jane decides to enter the Miss Solar System contest without George knowing.  However, Spacely Sprockets is sponsoring the contest.  George &amp; Mr. Spacely are judges, but Mrs. Spacely removes her husband from the judges' stand &amp; George is the ""Mystery Judge"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072805 +0000" stop="20260415075347 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Property - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A new building is built next to Spacely's company. The owner of the new plant turns out to be Cogswell and George finds out the new building is 6 inches over Spacely's property. Spacely makes Cogswell walk on his hands and knees, Jetson is promoted. That is until it turns out Spacely's existing building is actually 6' over Cogswell's ground ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060538 +0000" stop="20260415062609 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (2) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim finds out that a huge movie star has taken an interest in him and flies to LA for an exciting project. But will his nerves get the better of him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062609 +0000" stop="20260415064640 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed (3) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is enlisted to help Dave with a project and things get completely out of control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064640 +0000" stop="20260415070646 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Said She Said - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim and Jeannie have a huge fight and seek Father Nicholas's counsel only to discover what they are truly in conflict about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070646 +0000" stop="20260415072717 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother's Keeper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jim’s brother visits New York and makes a life altering decision. Jim must decide if he should support his brother or follow his heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072717 +0000" stop="20260415074832 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim at the Museum - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim takes all of his kids to the museum by himself and has an adventure that no one will forget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063250 +0000" stop="20260415071908 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: Family Values - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the years since Kathie Durst disappeared, no progress has been made in finding out what happened to her. Without answers, her family and friends continue to hunt for the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071908 +0000" stop="20260415075708 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: What the Hell Did I Do? - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Years after they began their investigation, the filmmakers present Robert Durst with shocking new evidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061704 +0000" stop="20260415063902 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doomates - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny's TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063902 +0000" stop="20260415070058 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny's Telethon - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Fearing that his favourite beef jerky will go down with the dollar 3 store, Mr Bravo runs a telethon to raise up to 10,000 dollars to keep it in buisness!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070058 +0000" stop="20260415072258 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny's Guardian Angel - S02E18</title>
    <desc>After smashing Carl's newest computer, wrecking Mama's flowers and letting Suzy's balloon float away, Johnny wishes he was never born! Then Maurice the guardian angel shows Johnny what life would be like if he was never born in this superb parody of It's A Wonderful Life!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072258 +0000" stop="20260415074459 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Fly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly while he was guarding Carl's science project. Now he is in the world where he lives with a human head and a fly's body while the fly has to live with the body of Johnny and has a head of a fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060534 +0000" stop="20260415063109 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Small Matter of Pygmies - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A tribe of hostile pygmies takes Race and Hadji prisoner.  Will they be able to find a way to escape?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063109 +0000" stop="20260415065643 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragons of Ashida - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest visits Dr. Ashida on his private island (named, what else, Ashida).  Dr. Ashida boasts of how he has created giant, ferocious lizards from a much smaller species.  Soon enough, Dr. Quest realizes Dr. Ashida has become dangerously insane.  Unable to stand the thought of defeat, Dr. Ashida insists on pitting Race against his sinister henchman, and eventually his "dragons" -- the horrible, giant lizards.  The team escapes, barely, wondering what to do about Dr. Ashida.  It turns out they need not worry: Dr. Ashida has punished his henchman once too often...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065643 +0000" stop="20260415072218 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turu the Terrible - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Quest team is looking for trinoxite, a new metal vital to the space program.  They're in the field (probably Peru), checking out a very pure specimen obtained from an Indian, when a canoe drifts by.  Inside is the Indian!  He tells how a giagantic turu -- a bird -- snatched his brother and flew off.
Investigating the team learns the "bird" is actually a giant pteranodon -- a bird like dinosaur thought extinct!  And it obeys a strange old man who lives on a plateau!  The old man is forcing natives kidnapped by "Turu", to mine trinoxite, which he thinks is valuable silver.  He commands Turu to kill Dr. Quest and Race, but Race wins that fight, thanks to a trusty bazooka (Where does he get all those wonderful toys?).  Stunned, Turu falls from the sky into the tarpits.  Desperate to save his only "friend", the old man follows him in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072218 +0000" stop="20260415074754 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraudulent Volcano - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Dr. Quest receives a call from the governor of Bahiti.  The governor is concerned about Mount Tahawa, a volcano which is displaying some unusual and disturbing properties.  As the governor is explaining this, a man named Simon-11 listens...
A deadly tarantula and a hanger fire are meant to discourage investigation, but Dr. Quest and Race overfly the volcano anyway -- only to be knocked out of the sky!  They eject, but are captured by Simon-1, chief enforcer for ... Dr. Zin!
Dr. Zin has developed "the greatest destructive force the world has ever known", and plans to make it available to the highest bidder.  Captured, Dr. Quest and Race can do nothing.  But Jonny and Hadji are still free...  A police sergeant drives them to the mountain, but Simon-3 spots the car.  The sergeant is waylaid, but the boys elude capture, and enter the base.  Inside, they use trickery and bad driving to free Dr. Quest and Race.  Together again, the team escapes the base.
They're not out of danger yet.  Flyin</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060316 +0000" stop="20260415063050 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toward Day's End - S23E09</title>
    <desc>Even the oval in this delightful Bob Ross cabin-by-the-river painting cannot contain all the succulent, glorious foliage!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063050 +0000" stop="20260415065832 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Falls in the Glen - S23E10</title>
    <desc>A partially blackened canvas is all you need to start creating this dark, mood-filled misty waterfall scene with artist Bob Ross.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065832 +0000" stop="20260415072612 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frozen Beauty in Vignette - S23E11</title>
    <desc>A truly graceful scene, as if floating in air -- icy pond and weather-worn cabin -- is today’s Bob Ross winter landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072612 +0000" stop="20260415075347 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimson Tide - S23E12</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross paints a breathtakingly beautiful seascape on black canvas today, complete with fierce skies, jagged cliff and raging ocean waves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061808 +0000" stop="20260415063846 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Engagement ring. - S01E169</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063846 +0000" stop="20260415065923 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Computer sale; Cheating husband - S01E170</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065923 +0000" stop="20260415071951 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unpaid loans; dog prints in concrete. - S01E171</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071951 +0000" stop="20260415074028 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unpaid rent; account withdrawal. - S01E172</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415063253 +0000" stop="20260415071344 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>17 - S23E17</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071344 +0000" stop="20260415075455 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>18 - S23E18</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061945 +0000" stop="20260415064252 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Shayera, Vigilante, and Vixen respond to a deep space distress call, they're led into a deadly trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064252 +0000" stop="20260415070546 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Question Authority - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While investigating Cadmus, the Question discovers a secret that threatens to shake the very foundations of the Justice League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070546 +0000" stop="20260415072846 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flashpoint - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After an unexpected battle, Superman considers declaring war on Cadmus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072846 +0000" stop="20260415075148 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When the founding members are taken out of action, the remaining League members fight to survive Cadmus' ultimate attack on the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060424 +0000" stop="20260415064654 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spoil - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Raylan must protect a cunning coal executive who is out of her element when negotiating with the powerful Bennett clan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064654 +0000" stop="20260415073055 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Keeper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Just as the bad blood between the Bennetts and the coal company threatens to boil over, Raylan must thwart one of Mags' sons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061618 +0000" stop="20260415064529 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golfing with the Major - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Major invites the Buckets for a golfing weekend at a luxury hotel. All is well until Onslow and Daisy turn up unexpectedly to collect Rose after she has spent a raunchy weekend away with a Mr Smith. Inevitably, when Hyacinth realises her family are there, she fears for her social standing. Adding to her dilemma is the amorous intentions of the Major.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064529 +0000" stop="20260415071446 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Problems with Relatives - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth's brother-in-law Bruce is stuck up a tree, Daddy goes to the register office to be married and Emmett meets Daisy, Onslow and Rose, throwing Hyacinth into dismay. Liz offers to drive Daddy back to Daisy's, but to avoid herself and Emmett seeing how Daisy and Onslow live, Hyacinth insists they stop off at Violet's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071446 +0000" stop="20260415074409 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Onslow's Birthday - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow's birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose's wealthy Greek boyfriend. Thus Hyacinth holds a gathering at her house to impress the neighbours as she departs in the luxury vehicle. However her hopes die when a hearse arrives instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062434 +0000" stop="20260415070821 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow You Didn't! (Part 2) - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. The family vacation in Vail, Colo., continues as everyone digests the shocking news that Rob is engaged. Meanwhile Scott tries to behave himself for the rest of the trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070821 +0000" stop="20260415075207 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Baby! - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Fresh off the heels of his engagement announcement, Rob has another piece of news that will change the family forever. Meanwhile, Kylie struggles with anxiety from being in the spotlight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061411 +0000" stop="20260415063647 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Gonna Get You Kenan - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Kenan foils a robbery attempt at Rigby's and unwittingly puts a criminal behind bars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063647 +0000" stop="20260415065919 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Limo - S03E15</title>
    <desc>To impress a wealthy girl, Kenan pretends he too is wealthy and rents a limo for an evening out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065919 +0000" stop="20260415072136 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Contest - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A local radio station is sponsoring a contest and the grand prize is two courtside seats to a Chicago Bulls game. All Kenan and Kel have to do is perform a stunt crazier, wackier, and more dangerous than all the other entrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072136 +0000" stop="20260415074342 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picture Imperfect - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When Kel causes an accident at school, it's up to him and Kenan to rectify the situation. In a rare stroke of luck, Bill Bellamy happens to be in town that week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061004 +0000" stop="20260415063325 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sore Throats - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Percy and Anastasia declare a war of the pranksters on each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063325 +0000" stop="20260415065645 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeping It Off - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Percy can't stop dictating into a voice recorder for his autobiography.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065645 +0000" stop="20260415072005 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plastic Percy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Percy blackmails 2 surgeons in exchange for plastic surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072005 +0000" stop="20260415074325 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernon vs DWM - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Kevin sees his parents in a good mood in front of him, his instincts tell him they're after something he has(the blood).  In desperation, Kevin runs away just to be safe.  It's up to Vernon and Drunken Welfare Man to find the missing Kevin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062601 +0000" stop="20260415072546 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>While intelligence services insist that the investigation should focus on possible terrorism links, Raben's escape strengthens Lund's interest in his links with the victims. Raben himself seeks information from other old army buddies. Buch is hit by the revelation of a secret memo about the Dragsholm murder, and the actions of the former minister come into question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063249 +0000" stop="20260415071506 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Game - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As the investigation continues, Carolyn finds out that information is being withheld by those close to her. Eve finds a lead which might bring her closer to Villanelle, but Villanelle has had enough and decides on a different path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071506 +0000" stop="20260415075812 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beautiful Monster - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Eve finds a clue to Villanelle's whereabouts in the most unlikely of places, Villanelle and Dasha work together on a kill, and the pressure is getting to Konstantin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060834 +0000" stop="20260415063127 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop Team Go - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Shego begins acting very friendly towards Kim and Ron, they investigate and find a comic-book type villain who is trying to conquer Go City with the help of the rest of Team Go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063127 +0000" stop="20260415065420 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cap'n Drakken - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Kim and Ron go on a senior-class trip to a historic seaport, they meet Drakken who has opened an ancient treasure chest and become possessed by a pirate's spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065420 +0000" stop="20260415071713 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mathter and Fervent - S04E14</title>
    <desc>When Ron is assigned to write a paper about his hero, he decides to use Hego as his subject. While helping Hego to fight a new villain, the Mather, Ron gets zapped by a ray that causes everything he touches to explode. Now, an unexpected hero arises to save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071713 +0000" stop="20260415074002 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mentor of Our Discontent - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Ron gets a scare when he thinks he is getting fired, his boss suprises him by making him watch his son instead. Meanwhile, Frugal Lucre gets let out of prison, and immediately goes back to Drakken. They soon begin a new plan together, much to Drakken's disgust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060549 +0000" stop="20260415062740 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kim's Convenience gets a noisy new neighbor. Jung becomes smitten with a new co-worker. Gerald's new girlfriend rubs Janet the wrong way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062740 +0000" stop="20260415064934 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appa's First Text - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Appa inherits his daughter's old smartphone. Umma finds a stray dog in the store. Janet and Kimchee bond over dim sum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064934 +0000" stop="20260415071125 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handy Graduation - S02E13</title>
    <desc>At a party to celebrate getting his GED, Jung can't ignore his feelings for Shannon. Meanwhile, Janet grows tired of standing in her brother's shadow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071125 +0000" stop="20260415073318 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Appa-liance - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Umma wants a new dishwasher, Appa's determined to get the best deal. Janet adopts a new name as Jung tries to get his job back at Handy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073318 +0000" stop="20260415075512 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cutie Pie - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Appa tries to convince Umma that he's still attractive. Jung returns to Handy. Gerald's girlfriend makes herself at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061653 +0000" stop="20260415063927 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Lutefisk - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Arlen's new minister is a woman, which everyone except Cotton seems to accept.  When Bobby eats all of a Midwestern fish dish prepared by the minister, it somehow leads to him accidentally burning down the church.  Everyone assumes that Cotton did it, and he is arrested for a hate crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063927 +0000" stop="20260415070200 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death and Texas - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life.  She starts visiting him in prison and bringing him what she thinks is timer sand for Boggle -- not realizing that it's actually cocaine.  Meanwhile, Dale wants to become an executioner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070200 +0000" stop="20260415072433 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings of the Dope - S03E23</title>
    <desc>While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley's old trampoline.  It's Buckley, who has come back as an angel.  Hank and Peggy think Luanne was hallucinating after using too many hair-dying chemicals, but Hank's friends come to believe in the existence of Buckley's Angel.  But Luanne finds that Buckley isn't much more help to her as an angel than he was when he was alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072433 +0000" stop="20260415074705 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me Out of the Ball Game - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Thatherton stacks his company softball team with pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own softball team to become the ace pitcher for Strickland Propane. Unfortunately, Hank's over-managing causes her to lose her stuff, and her love for the sport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060554 +0000" stop="20260415062925 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horizontal Hold - S03E16</title>
    <desc>After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally. Arthur dates a woman who claims she dated Frank Sinatra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062925 +0000" stop="20260415065255 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inner Tube - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage sitcom characters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065255 +0000" stop="20260415071557 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa Pill - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she turns her father's care over to Doug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071557 +0000" stop="20260415073928 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Package Deal - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062225 +0000" stop="20260415064413 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Pino suspects Steven of stealing steaks, Jack is determined to change Steven and himself from their old ways but his plans don't go to plan. Tired of his new ways, Seth and Steven plan to get Jack laid so it will ease the pressure off him but he instead runs into his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Stockbrokers run up a huge bill and then dine and dash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064413 +0000" stop="20260415070617 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Date With Death - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack's old mentor, Gerard, comes to Nolita with a strange request. He wants Jack's food to feed him to death. Meanwhile, Steven and Seth's authority drives Jim to find his way up the kitchen hierarchy with ineffective results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070617 +0000" stop="20260415072821 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Jack sees Nolita's menu on Michel's restuarant without asking permission, the two restaurants go head-to-head hoping to destroy their rivals restaurant. To make matters worse, Michel begins seducing Mimi much to Nolita's chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>You Lose, I Win - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Bask 46 - S07E02</title>
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    <title>Merchants of Death - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Wish I May, Wish I Knight - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Working on the Knight Moves - S01E11</title>
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    <title>A Thief in the Knight (part 2) - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Chain of Custody - S05E15</title>
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    <title>The Captain's Brother's Wife - S05E16</title>
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    <title>Chapter 22. The fundamental things apply - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Everyone gathers for a heartfelt wedding. And as time moves forward, schemes fall apart and dreams come true.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 1. An Actor Avoids - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As Sandy gets to know a new student better, he puts off visiting an old friend who wants to see him. Norman copes with a difficult issue at home.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 2. An Agent Grieves - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Chapter 3. A Prostate Enlarges - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Lone Star - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Latecomer - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Adam Up - S02E18</title>
    <desc>In an effort to get out of training duties, Adam enlists Leo's help to create a duplicate Adam using Davenport's experimental cloning device. However, Adam's clone uses the same device to create another duplicate to avoid going to school and the clones he creates repeat the same process resulting in a mob of ever duplicating Adams.</desc>
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    <title>Llama Drama - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When the school mascot's Dingo costume is stolen by the rival team, Adam seeks revenge by taking their mascot, a llama. When Chase and Adam try to return the llama they discover that the animal has swallowed hundreds of Davenport's mechanical nanobots causing it to shoot acidic bionic spit.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunting of Mission Creek High - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Leo discovers that his nemesis Trent is rattled by a ghostly Halloween legend, he masterminds a plan for Chase and Adam to use their bionics to stage a haunting at the school. In the process the boys come to fear that the ghostly legend may in fact be real.</desc>
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    <title>Perry 2.0 - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Principal Perry lets Davenport give Mission Creek High a much-needed "tech upgrade," she gets the idea to create a robotic version of herself that will help her patrol the students.</desc>
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    <title>Circle - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Marshalls learn that their arrival in the Land of the Lost created a paradox in the door of time that's preventing Enik from returning home.</desc>
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    <title>Tar Pit - S02E01</title>
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    <title>The Zarn - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While investigating the Mist Marsh, the guys stumble onto a mysterious woman who has a bit too much in common with Rick.</desc>
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    <title>Fair Trade - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Rick stumbles into a pig trap with three Sleestak, Will and Holly turn to Enik and Ta for help rescuing him.</desc>
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    <title>Eight - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Chaos reigns as the eighth anniversary show tapes and Larry tries repeatedly to sneak in a bathroom visit during a commercial break.</desc>
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    <title>Larry's on Vacation - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Larry takes a vacation to recover from plastic surgery leaving Sandra Bernhard to fill in as the show host. But her manager sends shock waves through the office with her pushy ways.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Loves Larry - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Larry, worried about the implications of a permanent guest host, sabotages temporary host Jon Stewart at every turn. Hank buys a less-than-perfect used car from Elvis Costello. David Duchovny's friendliness makes Larry wonder about his sexual orientation.</desc>
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    <title>Bare Chested in the Park - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The Montecito suffers the loss of one of its employees, but in spite of that Ed allows the Montecito company picnic to continue. Mike becomes the captain of the "front of the house," a team participating in the picnic games and starts to train for the big day. Mary goes to testify against her father in court so Danny tries to support her emotionally knowing how much it's affecting her.</desc>
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    <title>Junk in the Trunk - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Ed starts to consider retiring and buying the Montecito. Sam inherits a fortune and has to pay several million dollars as taxes. Danny and Delinda's condo is robbed after Danny rejects to help a gang. Mike finds a childhood friend.</desc>
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    <title>Blind Soldier - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The parents of a blind veteran try to buy Lassie--the young man's own collie Lassie has died and they do not want to tell him the truth, fearing he will slip into depression again.</desc>
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    <title>The Cave - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Injury - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An injured man, hurt in a car accident, is brought to the farm. He mutters something about hitting a collie with his car--and Lassie is acting strangely.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Ill omens and border raids make Uhtred extra-vigilant at his northern outpost. King Sigtryggr is visited by his notorious brother Rognvaldr.</desc>
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    <title>Ryan v. John Baker - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kristin finds herself comparing her boyfriend to John Baker (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), the ambitious owner of the restaurant she manages; as part of Eve's sniper/hunter training, she and Mike try to catch each other unaware.</desc>
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    <title>Haunted House - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Boyd finds Vanessa's ideas for the Halloween haunted house too scary.</desc>
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    <title>Larabee for School Board - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Mike is reluctant to support a neighbor in her bid for the school board, he comes under suspicion when campaign signs start disappearing; Eve gets mixed messages when Kristin and Mandy give her advice on romance.</desc>
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    <title>Shoveling Snow - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Eve's neighbor beats her to starting her annual snow shoveling business, Mike gives her a lesson on capitalism and the free market.</desc>
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    <title>In Da Club - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Tray's relationship advice to Paul fails, Tray and company decide to take him out to the club so he can let loose and find himself.</desc>
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    <title>All I Need - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Warning - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cousin Bobby is accused of being a snitch after being released from prison early, and Tray faces a formidable bully in his new girlfriend's ex-husband, who is a cop.</desc>
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    <title>Staying Alive - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After he is shot and wakes up from a coma, Tray must reckon with past mistakes while fighting for his future.</desc>
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    <title>Habeas Corpus - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - Laurel and Hardy are hired by a mad scientist to keep him supplied with body parts from a local cemetary.</desc>
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    <title>We Faw Down - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - Laurel and Hardy trick their wives into letting them go to a poker game. They get involved with two young ladies and one of the ladies rather jealous boyfriend who happens to be a boxer.</desc>
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    <title>Liberty - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Wrong Again - S05E02</title>
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    <title>That's My Wife - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - Oliver is about to inherit a large fortune from his rich Uncle Bernal. The only condition is that he be happily married. Mrs Hardy gets mad and walks out on Oliver just before Uncle Bernal stops for a visit. Oliver talks Stanley into dressing up like a woman a pretending to be Mrs. Hardy.</desc>
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    <title>Big Business - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - Laurel and Hardy get jobs selling Christmas trees. They spend most of the time fighting with their customers.</desc>
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    <title>Hindsight - S16E21</title>
    <desc>Fontana and Green are called in to investigate when Green's former replacement, Nick Falco, is suspected of murdering a young woman he had spent the night with.</desc>
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    <title>Invaders - S16E22</title>
    <desc>The family of a man who once turned his customers into the police is slain, and the ensuing fracas pits McCoy against a corrupt D.E.A. agent.</desc>
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    <title>Ex Stasis - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When a young woman is shot at an appointment she never should have been at, Goren and Eames investigate her death and learn she had received a kidney transplant a few years earlier. Initially they believe that Vanessa Nikos may have been killed so that her organs could be harvested, but soon learn that her death was more closely connected with the organ she initially received from living donor Boyce Wainwright. When her shooter, also awaiting an organ transplant, is also found dead, the police realise they're on to something.</desc>
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    <title>Shibboleth - S04E17</title>
    <desc>When Phoebe Morton is murdered on the phone with a 911 operator, Goren and Eames take the case and soon realize Morton is one of five women murdered with a similar bent, the killer known as Body By Jake (B.B.J.). Their investigation leads them to Keith Durbin, a recently released parolee who seems to be perfect. Goren has his suspicions about Durbin, who doesn't seem right to him, and when they learn that there are similar killings going much further back, Goren and Eames soon focus their attention on a new suspect, and soon realize that even though he's not guilty, Durbin is the key.</desc>
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    <title>Impulsive - S09E03</title>
    <desc>A teacher claims that a student pursued her after she's charged with raping him.</desc>
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    <title>Savant - S09E04</title>
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    <title>Robbie's Greatest Misses - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mayor Meanswell is once again getting ready to present the Person of the Year trophy to Sportacus, but can't seem to keep it a secret that Sportacus is the winner. When he hears that Sportacus is winning again, Robbie decides to put a stop to it. Considering the past failures of his evil plans, he decides to hit Sportacus with several of his past failures, hoping that they'll combine into a success.</desc>
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    <title>Sports Candy Festival - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Dancing Duel - S01E32</title>
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    <title>Ziggy's Alien - S01E33</title>
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    <title>Eddie's Double-Cross - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Eddie couldn't be more thrilled about dating Caroline Shuster. But when Wally overhears Caroline speaking badly of Eddie behind his back, he feels that his best friend should be told the truth about his new girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Beaver's I.Q. - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Fearful that he'll fail his I.Q. test, resulting in having to go to "dumb school," Beaver -- as well as everyone else -- is shocked to discover he's one of the brightest in his class.</desc>
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    <title>Wally's Glamour Girl - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After June sets Wally up on a date with Kitty, one her best friend's daughters, Wally is terrified that the lies he's told Kitty about his extravagant lifestyle will be uncovered.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's New Shoes - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Beaver's hands are full when he's asked to take little Chuckie to buy new shoes. Before they're even out of the store, Chuckie has disappeared, and Beaver's afraid to return home until he's found him.</desc>
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    <title>B.J. and the A.C. - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A holiday display goes wanting, sending Kevin scurrying to find out who is responsible. Tom and Christine run into trouble at a hospital and on the road. Kevin retrieves a surprise detainee from a neighboring police station, and receives some unexpected visitors at home. The Guilty Remnant puts their stamp on the holiday season.</desc>
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    <title>Gladys - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Laurie's resolve is put to the test in the wake of a brutal hate crime. After his latest initiatives to maintain peace in Mapleton fall short, Kevin turns down an outside offer to rid the town of its problems. Matt brings his pulpit to the street. Meg takes on a new role.</desc>
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    <title>The G-Word - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hipsters gentrify Chamberlain Heights, and the Legends feel the impact at school when basketball is replaced by water polo. Grover and Milk team up with unlikely allies to take back the 'hood.</desc>
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    <title>Chocolate Milk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When his complexion comes into question, Milk hits the Rachel Dolezal Tanning Salon to fulfill his dream of becoming black.</desc>
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    <title>Coach Fishy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Former New York Knicks coach Derek Fisher takes over the team after the Legends get Coach Bundy fired, but not all is good on the hardwood.</desc>
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    <title>Just Say No to Cracky - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After an extreme makeover helps Cracky become the hottest girl at school, Grover seizes the chance to be her date to the annual Shirley Chisholm Dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073750 +0000" stop="20260415075846 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurricane Jermaine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Legends start using a new dating app in anticipation of their first basketball road trip to Myrtle Beach, but a hurricane threatens to ruin their plans; in Chamberlain Heights, Cindy and the girls go to a frat party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061713 +0000" stop="20260415070724 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 27 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The end of the end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060806 +0000" stop="20260415063041 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Knight - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Leaving the maze with the real Book of Deception, Jestro feeds several books of the same kind to the Book of Monsters to create the fake NEXO Knights. They raided and destroyed the city of Bork. The real knights come and all the citizens shooed them off for something they didn't do. Ava and Robin hear the news and are shocked by what they did. The monsters trick the citizens again by turning the Evil Mobile into the knights' Rolling Fortrex. When they tried to raid again, a Black Knight blocked their way and defeated them with ease. King Halbert then contacts the knights and said that if they don't come up with any evidence that they didn't destroy the cities, he'll be shutting them down. Several times the fake knights tried to attack a city, the Black Knight is there and defeats them in less than a few blows. The real knights came in afterwards in the real Fortrex and conquered over their fake selves. Soon, they come to the fact that Robin was in fact the Black Knight in disguise!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063041 +0000" stop="20260415065315 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Total Badness - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jestro and the Book of Monsters travel to the place where the evil wizard Morstrux did his evil deeds (?) and find the Book of Destruction. Soon, Jestro brings out a whole lot of destructive monsters and split up in different directions. Macy scolded to her dad that she quits being a princess, but he disagrees and that she was born to be a princess (?). When the knights find out that monsters are attacking, Merlok 2.0 told them that they should go together, but they decided to split up; King Halbert hopes her daughter will come back. However, the knights get captured one by one, with no way to escape. When all the monsters were asleep, Aaron quietly escapes, being the only knight to save all his friends before Jestro attacks the castle of Knightonia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065315 +0000" stop="20260415071550 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Might and the Magic - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aaron must figure out a plan to save all his friends. Meanwhile, Macy has a flashback, saying that she wanted to become a knight, not being a princess all the time. Soon, she admitted to herself that she was not ready to be a knight, but was cut off by Aaron, who used his energy bow to cut the chain off of her, and retained her shield and mace back. The two then rescued Clay, who was chained on a target, getting spun around all the time. After him, they saved Axl by giving him a chain of sausages to climb up, but was unsuccessful the first time, and the second time, they succeeded. Finally, they rescue Lance, who was stuck in an animal farm, making a new friend, called Hamletta, a pig. Jestro, who was so close to victory, were stopped by the knights, and the rest sans Clay, got their NEXO Power, and the blue knight got one that was last done ages ago. When Clay got the new NEXO Power, one smash of his sword and all the monsters turned to purple dust, and he slammed his sword down again, and sent Jestro all the way out of the kingdom of Knightonia. Near the end, King Halbert apologizes to Macy, and he claims her an official NEXO Knight. Lance then gets Dennis back on one condition: Lance has to be the servant of Dennis for a week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071550 +0000" stop="20260415073721 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When the Nexo Knights are sloppy in a fight with Jestro, Merlok 2.0 sends them back to the Knights' Academy. Not only for a brush-up but to find out what Jestro is after in its hallowed halls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073721 +0000" stop="20260415075852 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greed is Good? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Nexo Knights attend the Gold is Good Ball hosted by Lance's parents in the extremely wealthy town of Arrindale. Unfortunately, Jestro feeds the Book of Greed to the Book of Monsters to make the Lava Monster Army (who are now led by the newly-summoned General Magmar) so greedy, that they steal all of The Richmond's riches (much to Lance's sorrow) along with both of Lance's parents. However, Lance is not as willing to save his parents as they forced him to become a knight in his childhood while Lance wanted to be a celebrity. Meanwhile, Lance's parents believe that Jestro's Lava Monster Army are servants at a spa and as such are completely oblivious of their imprisonment much to the annoyance of the Book of Monsters and General Magmar. This makes Jestro more than willing to return them and the stolen riches to Arrindale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061011 +0000" stop="20260415061027 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider's Design - S15E14</title>
    <desc>Hounddog McBrag arrives at the Monastery and impounds the Destiny's Bounty. The Ninja track Lloyd through the subway tunnels but walk into Harumi's trap. Crystal Spiders explode and collapse the tunnel, but the Ninja shelter in an old subway car. Harumi uses the Ninja's apparent death to manipulate Lloyd to her side, and a dark energy boils inside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061027 +0000" stop="20260415062216 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall of the Monastery - S15E15</title>
    <desc>The Ninja take stock of the situation in the subway car. The Council of the Crystal King attacks the Ninja Cave. Wu, Pixal, Skylor and Nya hold them off with the help of Pixal's MiniPix. Harumi's Crystal Spiders bomb the cave. The villains escape with the Weapons of Spinjitzu. The surviving MiniPix rescues everyone but Nya, who escapes in her Samurai X Mech. She blasts off to save the Ninja.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062216 +0000" stop="20260415063405 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkness Within - S15E16</title>
    <desc>Nya in her mech frees the Ninja from the collapsed subway tunnel and flies them to their new base at the old Samurai X Cave. Back at the Crystal Temple, Harumi guides the Council of the Crystal King through a ritual to transform the Weapons of Spinjitzu into the Weapons of Destruction. The Crystal King also takes physical form.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063405 +0000" stop="20260415064555 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Coming of the King - S15E17</title>
    <desc>The Crystal King gives his council new powers and floats the temple into the sky. He gives Lloyd one last chance to join his side. Lloyd refuses and attempts to escape. He evades the Council of the Crystal King and pulls Harumi out of the temple with him. They fall to the jungle below, and Lloyd's tracking signal alerts the Ninja to his location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064555 +0000" stop="20260415065744 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Primeval's Eye - S15E18</title>
    <desc>The Ninja steal back Destiny's Bounty and their vehicles from the police impound lot with a surprise assist from Master Wu. They head for Primeval's Eye where Lloyd navigates the dense jungle and evades the Council of the Crystal King with Harumi as his prisoner. Lloyd releases Harumi and joins the Ninja. They temporarily retreat at the sight of the Crystal King's power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065744 +0000" stop="20260415070939 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crystastrophe - S15E19</title>
    <desc>The Ninja clash with the Crystal King's army as his temple floats towards Ninjago City. The vengestone warriors negate the Ninja's elemental powers, and the crystals drain their vehicles. Master Wu and Lloyd track down cryptic warnings of this event. With the help of the paperkids, they follow the clues back to Garmadon, living in Ninjago City with NGTV News cameraman, Vinny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070939 +0000" stop="20260415072128 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christofern - S15E20</title>
    <desc>Garmadon shares his journey of personal growth with Master Wu and Lloyd. Vinny has taught Garmadon compassion through caring for a plant named Christofern. Garmadon breaks his vow of non-violence when Crystal Warriors attack the apartment. Garmadon defeats the enemies by taking on a powerful Oni Form that Master Wu believes could be the key to defeating the Crystal King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072128 +0000" stop="20260415073320 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lesson in Anger - S15E21</title>
    <desc>The Ninja retreat to the Samurai X Cave to strategize where Garmadon is teaching Lloyd to master his Oni Form. Lloyd struggles because he does not want to embrace his darker side. Master Wu believes there must be an equal and opposite Dragon Form and reaches out to Misako to research. Pixal upgrades the Ninja's vehciles after studying a sample of crystal, and they return to battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073320 +0000" stop="20260415074517 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave But Foolish - S15E22</title>
    <desc>The Ninja race through Ninjago City in their new golden vehicles and take out Crystal Warriors with the power boost that Pixal installed. Hope is short lived, and the Destiny's Bounty is attacked by Dragonides. The crystal beasts take the Ninja's new vehicles out of commition. Master Wu confronts the Crystal King, but both he and the Bounty are blasted out of the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074517 +0000" stop="20260415075706 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quittin' Time! - S15E23</title>
    <desc>Master Wu parachutes from the Crystal Temple and is found by paperkids Nelson and Antonia. Jay rescues Nya from the wreckage of the Destiny's Bounty, and Nya saves Jay from Crystal Warriors by reawakening her elemental powers. They head to the harbor with a plan to call for reinforcements. Nelson and Antonia bring Master Wu back to the newspaper warehouse where he broadcasts a message of hope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061616 +0000" stop="20260415064038 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>VidVok - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Wayne drives Zamboni. The hockey players and the skids compete for VidVok fame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064038 +0000" stop="20260415070526 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sundays are for Picking Stones - S10E06</title>
    <desc>The Hicks recruit help for picking stones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070526 +0000" stop="20260415073008 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chips - S11E01</title>
    <desc>The hicks organize a fish bowl discussion to determine the best flavor of chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073008 +0000" stop="20260415075410 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Okoya - S11E02</title>
    <desc>When a theft occurs at the Church Bake Sale, Glen recruits the residents of Letterkenny to help solve the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063928 +0000" stop="20260415072139 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depraved Heart - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lightman becomes obsessed with his investigation of two young women who committed suicide. Meanwhile, the team tries to recover billions of dollars for investors who were bilked by a Ponzi scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061856 +0000" stop="20260415064713 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Caddy's Shack - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tim competes with a teenager when he gets a job at the same golf course where he worked in high school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064713 +0000" stop="20260415071506 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sausage Salesman - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tim invents a career as a sausage salesman to impress Amy's dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071506 +0000" stop="20260415073931 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Gay Eduardo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tim helps an immigrant worker by posting flyers for jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063310 +0000" stop="20260415071721 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Nature - S16E09</title>
    <desc>Under winter’s shadow, Alaskans must toil to secure scarce food and opportunity in the tundra’s final fertile days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063629 +0000" stop="20260415073746 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The team investigates the abduction of a young woman and her daughter, who are being held prisoner by somebody who wishes the team to release a prisoner arrested on a murder charge a year ago. At the same time, Sam faces a life or death situation in 2006 when he thinks he has accidentally been given an overdose. As the deadline draws closer, Sam collapses into a deeper coma, leaving his colleagues to tackle the mystery on their own (Albeit using some of his earlier suggestions).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061635 +0000" stop="20260415070005 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life is a Rock - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Sam Tyler receives a phone call that presents him with three tasks he must perform so he can return to his life in the future, he must weigh his alternatives and decide whether to stay in 1973 or go home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070005 +0000" stop="20260415074331 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out Here in the Fields - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Modern-day NYPD Detective Sam Tyler finds himself suddenly hurtled back to the tumultuous times of New York City in 1973 when he's hit by a car while chasing down a criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061546 +0000" stop="20260415063723 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yin-Yang - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Experiments #501 - Yin and #501 - Yang | Experiments #501 and #502 are both activated at the same time, a water sprayer and a lava sprayer. Unfortunately, Lilo and Stitch are having some problems with each other, and soon decide to split apart, with Lilo teaming up with Pleakley, and Stitch teaming up with Jumba. Can the 2 capture the experiments without their partner?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063723 +0000" stop="20260415070007 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kixx - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Experiment #601 - Kixx | When Experiment #601 is activated, things are looking bad, as he is beating up the islanders. Stitch is ready for it, but when he eats the combination of a left tennis shoe and macadamia nuts, it creates a toxic poision, which erases all of his super abilities. Now Lilo has to retrain him from scratch, but Stitch doesn't like the idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070007 +0000" stop="20260415072252 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splodyhead - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Experiment #619 - Splodyhead | Stitch won't listen to Lilo's advice about trying to see the good in people, and will go to any lengths to stop him capturing an experiment pod, including racing to a neighbouring desert island, with Lilo, Jumba and Pleakley in tow. But after the camp of the 'hunting parties' are destroyed, Stitch and Gantu blame each other. Turns out it's an experiment. Who will capture Splodyhead?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072252 +0000" stop="20260415074525 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesio - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Experiment #303 - Amnesio | It's Lilo's birthday, but no one has remembered. So, she decides to throw herself her own party. However, during the day, Experiment #303 is activated and wipes Lilo's, Stitch's and Gantu's memory. Lilo and Gantu, who think they are Martha and Lenny go after Stitch, who has returned to his natural destructive programming, and so they think is a criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061155 +0000" stop="20260415071122 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A dismembered body is discovered, and worries grow when DCI Roz Huntley fails to report for duty. AC-12 crank up their investigation into Operation Trapdoor, concerned that Michael Farmer will go to jail for crimes he didn't commit. With suspicions that Roz may have withheld crucial evidence, a new DCI is drafted in to run Operation Trapdoor.

Kate makes progress in her undercover role, but AC-12's investigation falters when they realise that their main informant, forensic investigator Tim Ifield, has also gone missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061137 +0000" stop="20260415063525 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 16 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Amore Baciami"" (open)   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Wife""   ""Aeon Flux: War""   ""The Specialists""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Bette Davis in 'Of Human Bondage'""   ""Winter Steele: Desperate Beauty""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063525 +0000" stop="20260415065811 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 17 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 1"" (open)   ""The Blockheads: Mall""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: To Officer with Love""   ""Gas Planet""   ""Smart Talk with Raisin""   ""The Dangwoods: Nightmare in Trailer City""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065811 +0000" stop="20260415072026 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""The Day of the Dead Guy"" (open)   ""Uncle Louie's Party""   ""Anyway""   ""Technological Threat""   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 2""   ""One Less Ant""   ""The Bill &amp; Willis Show""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072026 +0000" stop="20260415074243 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 19 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Strangers in Paradise"" (open)   ""Brad Dharma: Psychedelic Detective""   ""Nightwatchman""   ""Nietzsche Pops""   ""Beat Dedication""   ""Dr. X vs. Mr. Y""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Naked Edge part 3""   ""Crazy Daisy Ed: Fast, Loud, Dumb and Proud""   ""Sound Asleep""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060352 +0000" stop="20260415062756 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Building a House for Emily - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Anticipating Emily's arrival for the summer, Little Bear, Father Bear, and Grandfather Bear build Emily a log house with the help of Father Bear's brother -- Uncle Rusty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062756 +0000" stop="20260415065200 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Returns - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily and her eccentric Granny return with Granny's circus dog, Tutu, to live in the log cabin built by Little Bear and his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065200 +0000" stop="20260415071604 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Sherlock Bear - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A game of hide and seek becomes a whodunnit for Little Bear when Mother Bear's cherry pie baked for Father Bear's dinner disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071604 +0000" stop="20260415074009 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Tooth - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Little Bear's first tooth comes loose Little Bear's friends suggest ways to extract the tooth in order to speed the visit from the tooth fairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060403 +0000" stop="20260415062803 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quincy and the Instrument Dinosaurs - S02E27</title>
    <desc>The team finds dinosaurs which look like instruments. They see a mother Piccolodactyl together with her baby, but they hear a very forte sound coming from a Bassasaurus rex (or B-rex for short), and the sound is so loud and scary, the baby Piccolodactyl flies far away and hides in a log. However, he is unaware that he is hiding near a volcano, so it is up to the team to bring Baby Piccolodactyl back to his mother before the volcano erupts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062803 +0000" stop="20260415063950 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Build It, Rocket! - S02E28</title>
    <desc>The team watches the Three Little Pigs build their own houses. The first one builds a house full of straw, the second one full of sticks, and the third one is building a brick house. Then, a big bad wolf comes in and blows the first two houses down easily. Now, it is up to the team to find a door, a roof, and bricks for the pigs to build a brick house before the Big Bad Wolf blows it down. Along the way, they must also not let the Big Bad Wolf make their mission harder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063950 +0000" stop="20260415070350 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Melody and Me - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Leo shows his surprise ride to his music pet Melody: a hot air balloon ride, and Leo also sings his song to show that he and Melody will be together forever. Melody is happy to ride in the balloon, though a large gust of wind blows the balloon high in the air, which frightens her. Now, it is up to the team to rescue Melody before the balloon crashes into Cataract Canyon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070350 +0000" stop="20260415072750 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Monsters - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The team reads a story about some music monsters who became sad when they bumped to each other. Annie's favorite music monster is the little red one, because he sings his smile song to make her and the people smile and feel better until the Loch Ness Monster locks them up in a cage. Now, it is up to the team and the Little Red Music Monster to go to the lake to release them from the Loch Ness Monster's cage and make them (and the Loch Ness Monster) happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072750 +0000" stop="20260415075150 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Song of the Unicorn - S02E31</title>
    <desc>The team is at a museum, where they tell a story about a unicorn who is a great conductor. The animals initially do not know how to sing together, until the unicorn waves his baton to help them. Then, a mean queen who is envious of the unicorn puts a spell on him, turning him into a stone statue. The only way to break the spell is to make all the animals sing together, so it is up to the team to save the unicorn before all the leaves from the tree fall or the spell will be permanent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061235 +0000" stop="20260415063733 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tech - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A phone addict solicits ideas for breaking his habit, and "Stranger Things" star Finn Wolfhard gets tips on dealing with a pal's lame text excuses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063733 +0000" stop="20260415070232 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Fed up with the pranks pulled by her "Empire" co-star, Taraji P. Henson asks for suggestions on payback. The kids also offer financial advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070232 +0000" stop="20260415072733 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Issues - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Billy Eichner stops by for pointers on persuading people to call instead of text, the kids weigh in on a hair makeover and wearing a hijab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072733 +0000" stop="20260415075640 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S01E12</title>
    <desc>"Modern Family" star Julie Bowen receives expert advice from the adorable peanut gallery on ways to stop embarrassing her sons when she's having fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063436 +0000" stop="20260415072259 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For The Love Of Blanche - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Mr. Edwards and the residents of Walnut Grove make friends with an orangutan. But the friendship and the fun-loving primate's life may be short-lived when Nancy and Mrs. Olesen cause trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060431 +0000" stop="20260415061547 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Bicycle - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The youngster decides her tricycle isn't fast enough and sets out to get herself a bike</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061547 +0000" stop="20260415062703 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Leave Home - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The youngster is upset when she thinks she is going to be sent away</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062703 +0000" stop="20260415063819 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Best Friend - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The youngster wants her baby cousin to be her new best friend</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063819 +0000" stop="20260415064935 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Kiss Great Aunty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Little Princess complains about Great Aunty's impending visit because of her relative's scratchy chin</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fast Freddie - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Frenemies - S01E24</title>
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    <title>Blythe's Pet Project - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Episode 415 - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Episode 416 - S04E16</title>
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    <title>Episode 417 - S04E17</title>
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    <title>Episode 418 - S04E18</title>
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    <title>Episode 419 - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Wichita: Extended Stay - Citizen's Arrest - S27E05</title>
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    <title>Wichita: Extended Stay - The Keeper - S27E06</title>
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    <title>Fear Factor - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Judas Goat - S01E09</title>
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    <title>One Good Memory - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Two for the Road - S02E20</title>
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    <title>? - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Revolt of the Androids - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Robinsons place their lives in jeopardy when they become involved in a revolt of half-human androids.</desc>
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    <title>Tough Cookies - S04E38</title>
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    <title>Feast or Family - S04E39</title>
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    <title>A Dark and Story Night - S04E40</title>
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    <title>On Thin Ice - S04E41</title>
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    <title>Room and Hoard - S04E42</title>
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    <title>A Star is Scorned - S04E43</title>
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    <title>Senior Moment - S04E44</title>
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    <title>Sand Hassles - S04E46</title>
    <desc>Lucy and the Morticians’ Club try to thwart plans for a school field trip to the beach.</desc>
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    <title>Wheel and Deal - S04E45</title>
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    <title>Sleepover - S05E06</title>
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    <title>The Road (1) - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Louie goes on the road.</desc>
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    <title>The Road (2) - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Love and the Letter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A teacher criticizes a student's letter.</desc>
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    <title>Maid for Each Other/Lost and Found/Then There Were Two - S04E27</title>
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    <title>Smart Appliances, Stupid Owners - S04E09</title>
    <desc>From thermostats to toothbrushes to toilets, these ultra-modern appliances have something to say about their hapless owners.</desc>
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    <title>For He Can Creep - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Sonnie's Edge - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the underground world of "Beastie" fights, Sonnie is unbeatable - as long as she keeps her edge.</desc>
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    <title>Three Robots - S01E02</title>
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    <title>The Witness - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Suits - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sucker of Souls - S01E05</title>
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    <title>When the Yogurt Took Over - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Bethany - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Phoebe - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Frankie - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Agata - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Liar, Liar, Slutty Dress on Fire - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Lucifer’s mother, Charlotte, turns up at the scene of a grisly murder pleading innocence, Lucifer is hesitant to believe her tale. Not wanting to leave her on her own, he instructs Maze to babysit her – and not to torture her, allowing him to investigate the case with Chloe.</desc>
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    <title>The Ringbanger - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Sometimes You Hear the Bullet - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Dear Dad, Again - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar cheats on his final exam from the High School diploma company; Margaret rejects Franks advances and he gets drunk late into the night; the camp have a no talent night.</desc>
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    <title>The Long-John Flap - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john's from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen, given up to Father Mulcahy, who gives them to Henry, who returns them to Hawkeye as thanks for taking out his appendix.</desc>
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    <title>The Stringer - S07E14</title>
    <desc>While working with Chinese dissidents to expose illegal labor camps, MacGyver gets unexpected help from a young photojournalist biker named Sam, who claims to be his son!</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An underground lab is destroyed by a mysterious explosion. MacGyver is sent in to rescue the trapped scientists and stop a deadly chemical leak.</desc>
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    <title>For Those Who Think Young - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It’s Valentine’s Day, and the Sterling Cooper advertising agency is hustling to stay on top of its game and buzzing over the newest office equipment. Don and Duck find themselves at odds over an account. Betty reconnects with an old friend and once again finds herself struggling with car trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062333 +0000" stop="20260415070520 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #301 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gus   Opening-Sandra Bernhard   G.I. Jackson   Cholestra   Vancome Rescue   Sandra's Superstar Kit   DEF Jam MLK   NBT &amp; A   Ta Vare   Sandra Bernhard Monologue</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070520 +0000" stop="20260415074705 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #302 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marv Albert Song   Opening-Carmen Electra   Batman V   Bwisk Ad   Cabana Chat - Pregnant!   You Got That From Me   Coffee Guy   Salt N Pepa &amp; Rick   Flimstones   Sabrina   Spy Vs. Spy - Guillotine</desc>
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    <title>In the Rainforest - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The kids rent a rain-forest cocoa tree as an Earth Day present for Ms. Frizzle. But when the harvest arrives, there's only one shriveled cocoa bean and a note from Inspector 47 (Matt Frewer) reporting that, for reasons unknown, the tree isn't producing beans! DA and Tim become detectives as Ms. Frizzle takes the class to the rain forest to meet the impeccable inspector, who keeps a tidy, mud-free cocoa grove. What has Inspector 47 done to the rain forest's intricate web of life that is keeping the tree from making pods?</desc>
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    <title>Rocks and Rolls - S03E12</title>
    <desc>To celebrate the founding of Walkerville, Ms. Frizzle's class sculpts a stone likeness of its founding father, Captain Walker. But as they add the finishing touches, the statue tumbles down the mountain. Ms. Frizzle turns the bus into a giant boulder and the kids into rock kids. They bump down the mountain in a desperate attempt to save the statue. By the time they reach the celebration at the base of the mountain, they've been pushed, tossed, sanded, polished, and eroded by water, as has the statue now the size of a soccer ball. The kids are sure they've let everyone down until they look back at the mountain for the surprise of their lives! With Jessica Walter as "Ashley Walker-Club-Dupree."</desc>
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    <title>Holiday Special - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It's the last day of school before the winter holidays and Wanda plans to see the Nutcracker ballet. But during a trip to a recycling plant that belongs to Murph (Dolly Parton), the toy soldier she needs to get into the theatre accidentally gets recycled! Devastated, Wanda wishes for a world without recycling. Ms. Frizzle activates the bus's un-recycler, taking the class and Murph on a song-filled field trip. The importance of recycling hits home when the bus's magic unrecycles everything in Walkerville â€” including the bus itself, as it too was made from recycled objects! Will the kids find a way to reconstruct the bus in time for Wanda to get back to see the Nutcracker? (Dolly Parton sings an original song plus four special carols written by Peter Lurye, composer of the rollicking MAGIC SCHOOL BUS theme song.)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073057 +0000" stop="20260415075650 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meets Molly Cule - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When Wanda's favourite singer, Molly Cule (Wynonna Judd), comes to town, she chooses Ms. Frizzle's class to wash her famous car. The kids clean it from top to bottom, but when Molly insists they missed a spot, they shrink down to see the molecules that make up the car. Only then can they discover how to clean it down to the very last bit. But time is running out â€” they'll need a molecular miracle to get the car clean before Molly's concert begins!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061944 +0000" stop="20260415070250 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poached Eggs - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Margo makes a bold stand against the Fairy Queen. Quentin and Penny try to retrieve a lost item.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070250 +0000" stop="20260415074557 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six Short Stories About Magic - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Julia and Fen investigate a dangerous group of Magicians as Eliot and Margo’s reign is challenged.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060240 +0000" stop="20260415064528 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Sight, Out of Mind - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins take on a case that sends Higgins inside a psychiatric hospital. Katsumoto and his son, Dennis, head to the mainland to look at colleges, but their trip takes a harrowing turn when a run-in with a local turns ugly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064528 +0000" stop="20260415072816 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie Foxtrot - S05E10</title>
    <desc>An armed hit team lays siege on Robin's Nest. TC is badly injured while Rick fights for his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062826 +0000" stop="20260415071602 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Island isn't Big Enough... - S06E16</title>
    <desc>When Rick's boat returns from a cruise deserted, Magnum searches for the answers to what has happened to his friend and the passengers on-board, who are all presumed dead. His hunt is somewhat hampered by the separate investigation of a law officer who models himself on John Wayne, but as they both try to get to the bottom of the strange disappearance of the boat's passengers, they stumble upon a plot involving mobsters and two million dollars in counterfeit money...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062044 +0000" stop="20260415064220 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health Insurance - S07E02</title>
    <desc>When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064220 +0000" stop="20260415070423 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reese vs. Stevie - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070423 +0000" stop="20260415072626 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Reese and Malcolm try to perform the ultimate Halloween prank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072626 +0000" stop="20260415074825 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessica Stays Over - S07E05</title>
    <desc>When Jessica goes through some family troubles, Lois agrees to let her stay at the house, making the boys crazy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061303 +0000" stop="20260415063428 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Marriage - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Vint gets roped into a crazy scheme to marry an illegal alien for money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063428 +0000" stop="20260415065553 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Positive Thinking - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Eunice wins a role in a production at the Pepperpot Theatre, fulfilling and reigniting a lifelong desire to become an actress.</desc>
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    <title>Mama's Silver - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vint pawns Mama's silver to bail out his friend Claude Cainmaker (whom Mama can't stand).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071717 +0000" stop="20260415074114 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flaming Forties - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mama brings the U.S.O show to the Raytown Gymnasium when the band doesn't show up for the school dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061237 +0000" stop="20260415063800 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Mice and Women - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the girls spot a mouse, Robin tries to use the situation to his advantage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063800 +0000" stop="20260415070202 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Somebody Out There Likes Me - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Chrissy's secret admirer showers her with gifts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070202 +0000" stop="20260415072530 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With Mildred gone for the weekend. George tries to trick Robin, Chrissy and Jo into leaving their flat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072530 +0000" stop="20260415075018 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three of a Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Chrissy replaces Robin in a poker game while he is away getting his tonsils removed. All Chrissy has to do now is learn how to play the game!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061349 +0000" stop="20260415063450 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indianapolis, IN - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Adam visited Indianapolis, capital of Indiana and home of the legendary Indianapolis 500 motor race. His first stop was the Edwards Drive-In diner, known for its signature 1/2-pound, deep-fried Pork Tenderloin Sandwich; Adam, however, was presented with a "Man"-sized version of the sandwich at his table.</desc>
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    <title>Jersey Shore - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Adam heads to the Jersey Shore for some beach side cuisine. He samples a Trenton-style tomato pie before taking on the Ludicrous Wings Challenge at The Chicken or the Egg in Beach Haven.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065550 +0000" stop="20260415071650 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Syracuse, NY - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Food enthusiast Adam Richman travels to Syracuse, New York,to visit Mother's Cupboard, where he will attempt to finish off a frittata weighing in at over six pounds; Adam also samples the food at two other popular restaurants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071650 +0000" stop="20260415073751 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portland, ME - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Adam is up against the "Manimal Challenge" at the Tradewinds Cafe. The challenge calls for scarfing down, in 20 minutes or less, two dogs, an order of fries, an eight-patty cheeseburger with grilled onions, a can of Moxie and a one-pound butter pecan milkshake that contains coffeecake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065045 +0000" stop="20260415073020 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 10: The Passenger - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian must ferry a passenger with precious cargo on a risky journey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063629 +0000" stop="20260415071818 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Call Sign - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ben is drawn to help absolve a passenger of his guilt while Saanvi enlists help in protecting herself from the Major. Jared and Drea must extract a confession from a trio of ruthless meth dealers who would do anything to exact revenge on Michaela.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071818 +0000" stop="20260415080017 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Icing Conditions - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Michaela and Ben put everything on the line to attempt a daring rescue. As the final hours of Zeke's life approach, Saanvi and Vance make a last-ditch effort to appeal to the Major, who may be the only person who can save him from his Death Date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061335 +0000" stop="20260415063649 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063649 +0000" stop="20260415070005 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Three Job, No Income Family - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070005 +0000" stop="20260415072319 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Harder They Fall - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072319 +0000" stop="20260415074632 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House That Peg Lost - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062204 +0000" stop="20260415064456 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Have the Heart - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Pam starts dating an older, wealthy man who eventually asks her to marry him.  Initially, the gang was concerned about he and Pam, because of the age difference.  But as time went by, they began to enjoy the perks that go along with being in the entourage of a wealthy industrialist: skybox tickets to games, New shoes for Martin, exotic trips to far away places.  But once Pam breaks her engagement, Martin's hope of winning fame and fortune are dashed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064456 +0000" stop="20260415070741 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crunchy Drawers - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Martin dreams he is attracted to Pam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070741 +0000" stop="20260415073033 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Love Lost - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Martin and Gina fight just before going to their engagement party, which Snoop Doggy Dogg has crashed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073033 +0000" stop="20260415075324 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hoedown in Motown - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Stan is getting busted by the IRS for 20 years worth of back taxes, so he must sell the radio station. The new owner takes over and turns it into a country &amp; western station. Martin tries to adapt. He buys a big cowboy hat, boots and tight jeans, but he's just not good at country &amp; western.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064425 +0000" stop="20260415074051 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creator - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Shaken by Mariah's latest act, Luke combs the city for a witness. Flashbacks reveal a fateful encounter between the Stokes and McIver families.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062655 +0000" stop="20260415071818 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3AM - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Former Marine Frank Castle takes the law into his own hands while struggling to come to terms with his traumatic past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060819 +0000" stop="20260415063022 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cellar - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man takes his mission to The Cellar where he believes The Regent is using the powers of Cloak and Dagger, as well as other supervillains, to hold The Avengers captive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063022 +0000" stop="20260415065226 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road to Goblin War - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man must take down the slick new villain, Slyde, as he steals various chemicals from around the city in an effort to create a deadly virus that could wipe out New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065226 +0000" stop="20260415071429 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin War (1) - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man teams up with Spider-Girl, Ghost-Spider and Doc Ock to track down a new threat - the mysterious Goblin Nation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071429 +0000" stop="20260415073633 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin War (2) - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Harry Osborn seek the Goblin King to determine who is behind the Goblin Mask.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073633 +0000" stop="20260415075836 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin War (3) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>In order for Spider-Man to defeat the Goblin King, he must first bring together Doc Ock, Spider-Girl, Ghost-Spider, Miles Morales and Harry Osborn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060824 +0000" stop="20260415063027 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider-Verse (2) - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man continues following Green Goblin across the multiverse to stop him from collecting Spider-Men DNA. He helps Spider-Man Noir to renew his friendship with Mary Jane and helps Peter Porker regain his will to become Spider-Ham.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063027 +0000" stop="20260415065231 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider-Verse (3) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man helps Spider-Knight take down the medieval Dr. Octopus and save York, then helps Miles Morales forgive himself for what happened to Peter Parker in his universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065231 +0000" stop="20260415071515 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider-Verse (4) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man faces the Spider-Goblin, created from Spider-Men DNA, and with the Web-Warriors' help, defeats him. Electro attempts to destroy New York but is stopped by Spider-Ham and Spider-Girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071515 +0000" stop="20260415073718 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man's education at S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy begins but his academic career might be cut short when a villain is awoken from hibernation and sets his sights on destroying S.H.I.E.L.D.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073718 +0000" stop="20260415075923 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rampaging Rhino - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Hulk are the last line of defense when a bitter rivalry between Agent Venom and Rhino threatens to destroy New York City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062215 +0000" stop="20260415064753 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of Enemies - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Rhoda tells the secret of Mary's that she never graduated from college, as she claimed on her job application, and their friendship is suddenly put at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064753 +0000" stop="20260415071328 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Better Late... That's a Pun... Than Never - S04E20</title>
    <desc>To relieve her boredom, Mary jokingly writes a humorous obituary of one of the people in the WJM-TV file. Coincidentally, the same person dies the following day and the obituary is read on the air. Lou has no choice but to suspend Mary, but she threatens to quit in response.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071328 +0000" stop="20260415073909 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ted Baxter Meets Walter Cronkite - S04E21</title>
    <desc>After a heavy self-promotion campaign, Ted wins his first Teddy Award. When Walter Cronkite comes to the newsroom, Ted assumes that he will be hired by the networks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063015 +0000" stop="20260415071215 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 23 - S09E23</title>
    <desc>It is the MasterChef final. They must produce three exceptional courses and are on a mission to push culinary boundaries and give the judges an awe-inspiring tasting like never before, to be crowned as MasterChef Champion 2013.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071215 +0000" stop="20260415075405 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S10E01</title>
    <desc>John Torode and Gregg Wallace return to put more keen cooks to the test. The first six hopefuls take on a new challenge in which they prepare their Calling Card, a dish that represents who they are and showcases their talent. This is followed by the infamous Invention Test, in which there is now a choice of two boxes of ingredients, and the stakes are high because after that, two of the amateurs will be going home. The remaining four then replicate the conditions of restaurant service as they rustle up dinner for three discerning guests - 2005 MasterChef winner Thomasina Miers, 2008 winner James Nathan and 2010 finalist Alex Rushmer. It's then up to John and Gregg which two will advance to Friday's quarter-final</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063016 +0000" stop="20260415072729 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pro-Life - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Pro-Life tells the story of a young girl trapped inside a clinic who discovers the only thing more dangerous than her pursuers is the demonic secret that she carries within her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061756 +0000" stop="20260415063813 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Pup, When Doves Fly, the Physical Transformations - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Mark Bennick, Nathan Burton, Jason Bishop &amp; Gizmo, Tom Burgoon, Naathan Phan, Jason Bird, Chris Randall, Tommy Wind, and Greg Gleason.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063813 +0000" stop="20260415065906 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy, Crazy Cards and Silly Silhouettes - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Nathan Burton, Jibrizy, Joshua Jay, Farrell Dillon, Billy Kidd, Bill Cook, and Xavier Mortimer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065906 +0000" stop="20260415071935 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turbo Tech Magic and Card Connection - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Jason Bird, Sos Petrosyan, Leon Etienne, Chipper Lowell, Jason Bishop, and Tony Chapek.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071935 +0000" stop="20260415074006 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manipulation, Transformation and Two Impalers - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Barry &amp; Stuart, Eric Jones, Murray SawChuck, Jonathan Pendragon, Chris Randall, and Neil Croswell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064322 +0000" stop="20260415072957 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Boy - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After her husband's death she never thought she'd love again, but it Bonnie soon found her future with Cal Ritter. The only problem is that her son, Tony Morgen, hates Cal. When Tony kills Cal and frames his mother for her murder, Matlock takes the case to prove that Bonnie is innocent, but to prove her innocence, he will have to destroy her son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060721 +0000" stop="20260415063258 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Captain's Mission - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Binghamton’s reputation as a “desk jockey” brings on a desire for some real combat experience, so, while McHale is away at New Caledonia, he assumes command of the 73, and goes out looking for action, with disappointing results.</desc>
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    <title>The Loneliest Locker - S06E02</title>
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    <title>'57 Chevy Bel Air - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Escape Room - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Beekeepers - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Mystery For Hire - S02E16</title>
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    <title>The Bard's Curse - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Save Me! - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Yung joins a Christian Youth Group.</desc>
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    <title>The Farmer's Daughter - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Help a Brother Out - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When you have nowhere to go, maybe still don't go to Deezy's.</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Love Letters - S03E03</title>
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    <title>All About That Bass - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Professional Bass Fishing Tournaments are a real thing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074749 +0000" stop="20260415075907 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foxcroft Academy for Boys - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A boy has gone missing from a prestigious New England prep school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061234 +0000" stop="20260415065529 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on Altman Street - S09E08</title>
    <desc>The Brits host a big party in a final effort to sell a St. Ives listing, only to discover agents are out to exploit their client. Also, filmmaker Wes Craven's canyon hideaway is listed, and Josh Flagg tries to seal the deal for a Beverly Drive listing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065529 +0000" stop="20260415073826 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turn &amp; Burn - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Josh Altman clashes with his own client over a big-bucks price for a spicy bachelor pad on Sunset Strip. Also: Josh Flagg shocks family and friends with a big decision; Madison helps a client downsize homes; and unfortunate events follow David and James.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063559 +0000" stop="20260415072757 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whose Wife Is It Anyway? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When an old friend of Arthur's gets injured in a so-called "hit and run accident" Terry gets involved in minding the villain's antique shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060015 +0000" stop="20260415071207 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Bill's devastating family situation spills over during his interview with Holden's holy-grail subject: Charles Manson. Wendy's new romance heats up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061442 +0000" stop="20260415063715 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silencer - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ladybug and Cat Noir challenge Luka, who is akumatized into Silencer. Ready to make your voice heard?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063715 +0000" stop="20260415065950 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oblivio - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ladybug and Cat Noir have lost their memory and a mysterious villain is prowling around Paris. Will our amnesiac heroes manage to defeat Oblivio and turn him into just a bad memory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065950 +0000" stop="20260415072152 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormy Weather 2 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Chloé picks on Aurore after her grades slip due to her job as a weather girl, angering her and allowing Hawk Moth to transform her back into Stormy Weather, but this time with her powers much stronger than before. After defeating her, Marinette works up the courage to deliver some schoolwork Adrien missed due to a photoshoot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072152 +0000" stop="20260415074339 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reflekdoll - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Luka convinces Juleka to offer herself as a model for some new clothes Marinette created, and Alya takes advantage of the situation to invite Adrien to help out, so he can bond with Marinette. Juleka gets a severe case of nerves, and Alya decides to switch to having Marinette and Adrien model the clothes. The two take off their Miraculouses and head to a park for their photo shoot, leaving Juleka to stew in her self-loathing. Hawk Moth corrupts her back into Reflekta, and Mayura further corrupts her frustration into a sentimonster called "Reflekdoll", a giant mech that can shoot lasers that turn its victims into copies of Reflekta. Marinette and Adrien recover each other's Miraculouses and transform into "Lady Noir" and "Mister Bug", and, despite having their roles switch through comedy and error, they manage to defeat Reflekta and Reflekdoll. After returning each other's Miraculouses, Marinette and Adrien let Juleka model Marinette's outfits, much to her delight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062628 +0000" stop="20260415065528 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Festival of Mad Feelings - S06E60</title>
    <desc>Rogers visits a drummer in Negri's Music Shop.  The Neighborhood of Make-Believe holds its Festival of Mad Feelings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065528 +0000" stop="20260415072415 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show 1321 - S06E61</title>
    <desc>Morrie Turner, a cartoonist, shows Rogers pictures of several neighbors.  Mr. McFeely announces that his grandchildren will visit the neighborhood soon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072415 +0000" stop="20260415075242 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show 1322 - S06E62</title>
    <desc>Rogers tries on leg braces and works crutches before he visits Chrissie Thompson and Mrs. McFeely.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Mr. McFeely helps Donkey Hodie put the finishing touches on his invention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060111 +0000" stop="20260415060714 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweat Hog Shark - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A biker is resting on an island. MisterJaw shocks him into leaving his bike. MisterJaw and Catfish fall into a gang of bikers, and they find riding to be the greatest challenge of all. MisterJaw jumps the Grand Canyon with the bike, and all the bikers praise him. He doesn't understand bikers' lingo, and he takes their praise as insults. This cartoon features lots of humorous motorcycle slang, and even a reference to Evil Knievel and his Grand Canyon jump.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060714 +0000" stop="20260415061317 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Fool - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is having trouble catching fish for dinner. When he sees a pelican fly over and dive down, scooping up his dinner, he thinks that flying is the way to catch a meal, so he tries taking to the air, too! He decides to build himself a set of wings so that he can do this. He also finds that flying is more difficult than he thought! A clever ending adds the perfect touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061317 +0000" stop="20260415061920 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Halibut - S01E02</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw dives on some fish for dinner, but he ends up swallowing a big rock. He tries to catch two pelicans, but they escape. His pal Catfish suggests that he go after a halibut. After all, they are easy targets... but not for MisterJaw, who gets a hankering to eat Harry Halibut. With Catfish's help, MisterJaw comes up with some very imaginative ways to capture his prey!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061920 +0000" stop="20260415062520 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Spree - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pally finds a deal in the newspaper where they can get a deal on fish without hunting for their meals. MisterJaw and Catfish raid a nearby fish market and end up on the lam from the law.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062520 +0000" stop="20260415063124 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showbiz Shark - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The boys see a sign on shore: talent is needed for an amusement park water show. Misterjaw feels that he has it, and he applies for the job. He plays the piano for the agent. Misterjaw plays jazz, but the agent doesn't like jazz. Another shark plays classical, which the agent likes better. The other shark dives from a 20-foot pole into a barrel of water. Misterjaw dives from 500 feet into a glass of water. The other shark gets the job. No more show biz for Misterjaw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063124 +0000" stop="20260415063726 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster of the Deep - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw finds himself in a haunted sunken ship and being terrorized by its ghostly occupant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063726 +0000" stop="20260415064330 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Resort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish terrify a local beach, scaring all the tourists off. Now they have everything to themselves and take up tennis. The clerk at the Freebairn Hotel calls Fearless Freddy: Shark Hunter! Freddy is no match for Misterjaw until he blows up a decoy. When the decoy explodes, Misterjaw asks Catfish, "Why didn't you tell me she was that kind of woman?"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064330 +0000" stop="20260415064931 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aladdin's Lump - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Two fishermen find Aladdin's Lamp. Misterjaw comes along and scares the fishermen away, keeping the lamp. He proceeds to get exactly what he wishes for. He then scares the lamp's genie away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064931 +0000" stop="20260415065533 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Halibut - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to get Harry Halibut by pretending to be Granny Halibut. Appearances by the "real" Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf, add a whimsical touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065533 +0000" stop="20260415070136 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Codfather - S01E09</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish find a treasure map. The map leads them to a sunken boat full of cans of tuna fish, but a huge fish, the Codfather, is guarding it. The fish claims all the treasures in the area... as long as it's in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean! MisterJaw and Catfish keep trying to get rid of the Codfather so that they can eat the tuna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070136 +0000" stop="20260415070738 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shape of Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw enrolls in a gym to lose some weight. Trouble begins when some neighborhood cats (complete with British accents) set their eyes on having Catfish for lunch!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070738 +0000" stop="20260415071341 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Saucer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Two goofy aliens land on Earth and bump into Misterjaw and Catfish. The extraterrestrials believe these two nutty sea creatures are earthlings!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071341 +0000" stop="20260415071943 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey Jone's Locker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is after the little yellow fish again, but is captured by a Swordfish poolshark, so they play a game of pool for the little fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071943 +0000" stop="20260415072545 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught in the Act - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw has his eye on a little fish that is to be his supper. The little fellow runs to Madame Neptune, and she lets him stay in her fish bowl. Misterjaw dons a variety of disguises to snatch his halibut prey from Madame Neptune. He pretends to be a phone repairman to sneak the fish out. Granny gives him the broom. Next, a policeman. Again, the broom... A final surprise provides the perfect finish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072545 +0000" stop="20260415073148 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Sharkman, Merry Sharkman - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have another episode with Fearless Freddy. Freddy tries so many things to catch Misterjaw, but Misterjaw always out-smarts him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073148 +0000" stop="20260415073750 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea Chase - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Up to his old tricks of scaring someone, MisterJaw picks upon a fisherman's decoy duck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073750 +0000" stop="20260415074353 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aloha, Hah Hah! - S01E16</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw goes on a Hawaiian excursion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074353 +0000" stop="20260415074953 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand-in Room Only - S01E17</title>
    <desc>There's an ad in Variety from a studio that needs a stand-in for a shark in a new movie. MisterJaw applies for the job. He is not believable as a shark. However, he gets violent and gets the job. He finds that the stand-in does dangerous stunts. When MisterJaw rescues a tied-up girl from dynamite, the dynamite explodes. Next, he is supposed to scare a little old lady. Instead, she pounds him. He greets natives after swimming to an island, but they try to cook him. Determined, he holds out until the script calls for him to dive from a 500-foot tower into a bucket of water. The shark decides to retire from movie work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074953 +0000" stop="20260415075556 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Shake Hands with a Piranha - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish encounter a Piranha</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060842 +0000" stop="20260415063014 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Warrior - S01E02</title>
    <desc>For Rainbow and Alicia, fitting in at school and standing out at work are hard enough; but with the added pressure from stay-at-home-dad Paul to make the world a little better every day, it might just be impossible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063014 +0000" stop="20260415065145 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Your Hair Down - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a teacher tells Rainbow to make sure her hair is "neat" for picture day, she becomes self-conscious and begins a complicated relationship with her hair. Meanwhile, Johan and Santamonica struggle with their own hair identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065145 +0000" stop="20260415071317 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is a Battlefield - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Rainbow is tasked with a school assignment that requires her to trace her roots, she learns that history is more complicated for her mom’s side of the family than it is for her dad’s. Meanwhile, Johan struggles to balance his new love of ice hockey with what his friends think is cool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071317 +0000" stop="20260415073449 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All She Wants to Do is Dance - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It’s time for the Johnson kids’ first school dance, but before Bow can dance the night away, she’ll have to consider the social impact of her date choice. Johan finds an outfit for the dance and discovers his love of fashion, while Santamonica spends some time with Harrison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073449 +0000" stop="20260415075535 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls Just Want to Have Fun - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The popular girls at school ask Rainbow to join their group Halloween costume as Tootie from “The Facts of Life.” She thinks this is finally her opportunity to fit in, but Denise views the situation differently. Meanwhile, Alicia doesn’t want the kids to go trick-or-treating after Harrison and his colleagues tell her about all the dangerous things that can happen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063229 +0000" stop="20260415071628 +0000" channel="C1190.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is There Anyone Left In Santa Paula? - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Investigating the death of an immigration agent, the Squad finds a cop involved in the illegal entry of Mexican youths across the border.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061454 +0000" stop="20260415063628 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Men - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mitch and Cam’s friend Sal announces she’s getting married the next day and they are in the wedding; Gloria doesn’t trust her new nanny; Claire bonds with Haley; Phil helps Luke with a girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063628 +0000" stop="20260415065752 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wow Factor - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Claire and Cam bring in a third party (Wendi McLendon-Covey) when they reach an impasse on a landscaping decision; Phil teaches basic fix-it skills to the kids; Mitch helps Lily with a bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065752 +0000" stop="20260415071927 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Future Dunphys - S04E19</title>
    <desc>At the hospital Claire and Phil see the older version of their family; Mitchell and Cameron plan a day for Lily and Gloria; Manny and Jay go to a private school to look around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071927 +0000" stop="20260415074107 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flip Flop - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Phil gets desperate when Cam and Claire’s flipped house is more difficult to sell than expected; Javier brings his new girlfriend along to visit Manny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060525 +0000" stop="20260415062653 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Christy and Bonnie are suspicious when Adam’s best friend, Mitch (Bradley Whitford), returns, insisting he’s a changed man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062653 +0000" stop="20260415064821 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Christy’s plan to win her sponsor’s approval backfires, and the ladies rush in to help after Jill’s house is broken into.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064821 +0000" stop="20260415070949 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Christy is the only one without plans on Valentine’s Day, so Bonnie takes her on a mother-daughter date. Also, Marjorie’s attempt to have a quiet night in is ruined when everyone calls on her for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070949 +0000" stop="20260415072951 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skippy and the Knowledge Hole - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Christy finds it challenging to quit smoking, while Bonnie helps Tammy prepare for the GED test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072951 +0000" stop="20260415075118 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Bonnie reluctantly consults a therapist, Trevor, for help with her ADD, and Christy battles her urge to gamble on sports while helping out at the bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060126 +0000" stop="20260415061238 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff and Deputy Goodman get stuck in their cruiser, Sheriff tries to use their time to get to know each other better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061238 +0000" stop="20260415062357 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ganley Stoodman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Goodman's legs get cut off and stolen, his search for the leg thief lands him in the first grade, where he is mistaken for a child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062357 +0000" stop="20260415063516 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bald Boyz - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063516 +0000" stop="20260415064638 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Television - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Goodman buries his family TV, it rises from the grave, demanding to be entertained.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064638 +0000" stop="20260415065757 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunday Man - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff confesses to his secret encounters with “Sunday Man,” a man made of ice-cream, Sheriff finds that the truth is hard to swallow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065757 +0000" stop="20260415070857 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chili Snakes - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Tommy joins a boy band and Sheriff has his most frustrating day yet; when he gets so busy, he has no time to start the episode. Meanwhile, Mom is in trouble when a smarmy opportunist wants to exploit her infamous chili. It's up to Blade to save her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070857 +0000" stop="20260415072015 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The president visits Olde Town for a sleepover with Sheriff; but ends up falling for Sheriff's sister Candy. Sheriff reacts poorly due to jealousy and many people get hurt. Hilarity ensues...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072015 +0000" stop="20260415073134 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charter - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Goodman claims that the Old Town charter allows a Deputy to give a Sheriff a ticket.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073134 +0000" stop="20260415074227 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Guys - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Somebody or something is kidnapping good guys all around town; when the sheriff discovers that he’s not good enough to be kidnapped, he sets out to prove that he’s the greatest guy in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074227 +0000" stop="20260415075343 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheriff and Roach - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sheriff hires a bug as a new deputy, leading to a cockroach being put in charge of solving a mysterious murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064008 +0000" stop="20260415072941 +0000" channel="C1194.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Spectacle of Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A betrayal and an emergency both catch Sierra by surprise. Palermo rallies the troops as the army closes in on the gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060535 +0000" stop="20260415064706 +0000" channel="C1195.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Monk and the Blackout - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Three deaths during a city-wide blackout result in a joint investigation by Stottlemeyer, Monk, Sharona, and Disher, with the unprecedented cooperation of the FBI and the help of power company spokeswoman Michelle Rivas, an attractive brunette who is inexplicably attracted to Monk. While Sharona and Dr. Kroger pressure Monk to call Michelle, Disher follows up on Monk's suggestion that the power outage is connected to a '90s radical named Winston Brenner. Everything fits--the handwriting in the note, the phrasing, even a pair of photographs. Everything except one small detail at the end of the report--Brenner died in 1995. When the FBI acknowledges the possibility that Brenner may have faked his own death to avoid a trial, Captain Stottlemeyer presents a tree-hugging former friend of Brenner's with the evidence that Brenner is still alive and reminds him that this particular power outage is also a homicide. When the tree-hugger is murdered, it becomes clear that the killer is indeed Bre</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064706 +0000" stop="20260415072820 +0000" channel="C1195.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Monk Gets Fired - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Karen Stottlemeyer has decided to film a "cinema verite" documentary about her husband's work, but her timing couldn't be worse. The police commissioner shouts at the captain (on camera) for focusing on a routine arson fire in a wig factory and relying on Monk to solve a more newsworthy case involving a female victim whose body was cut up with a chainsaw. Monk is in even worse trouble. After presenting some useful leads involving the chainsaw victim's age and nationality, he accidentally erases several years' worth of crucial computer files, and the enraged commissioner revokes Monk's private practice license despite Stottlemeyer's protests that doing so will destroy him. With Sharona forced to return to her old job as a nurse, the devastated Monk sits in the hospital hallway all day waiting for her until, at her exasperrated insistence, he finds a job with a magazine as a fact checker. Meanwhile, having identified the victim based on Monk's information, the captain and Disher zero...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061326 +0000" stop="20260415063845 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkees in the Ring - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Davy takes to the ring and becomes a star boxer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063845 +0000" stop="20260415070405 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince and the Pauper - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Davy tries to help a lookalike prince who is shy with girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070405 +0000" stop="20260415072926 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkees at the Circus - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The four boys pitch in to save a struggling circus.</desc>
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    <title>Captain Crocodile - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Monkees appear on a children's television show.</desc>
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    <title>Another Prick in the Wall - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Using the battle for the bathroom as an opportunity to catch extra zeds, Martin falls foul of Sinead's pranks when she covers him in make-up while he's asleep. Unable to get to a mirror, Martin heads off to school unaware of his Boy George-esque look...</desc>
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    <title>Dark Side of the Moone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Uncle Danny arrives just in time for Martin's birds-and-the-bees talk with Mum and Dad. Sean seeks solace with other imaginary friends when Martin upsets him.</desc>
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    <title>Godfellas - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fidelma joins the church choir while Martin's confirmation service leads to an epiphany.</desc>
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    <title>The Bell-End of an Era - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Martin's final week at primary school and he wants to leave a mark. Fidelma manages to drop a bombshell.</desc>
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    <title>Boylé, Boylé, Boylé - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Martin is appalled when his dad takes the family on holiday during the 1990 World Cup, so he tries to hitch-hike back to Boyle to watch a vital match on home turf.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Shine - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Mark and Digger invent a new recipe turning hundreds of jars of expired mandarin oranges into marketable liquor. Tickle and the Laws face headaches in their attempt to produce freeze-distilled apple liquor. Mike and Jerry make birch bark moonshine.</desc>
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    <title>Another Man's Mash - S10E15</title>
    <desc>Tickle and the Laws invent a new recipe with master distiller Richard Landry. Mark and Digger crack their thousand jar problem while mashing in their most profitable run in years. Tim and Howard make a ceramic still to rediscover a colonial whiskey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060950 +0000" stop="20260415065855 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mork vs. the Necrotons (1) - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mork is romanced by another alien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065855 +0000" stop="20260415072438 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hold That Mork - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mork becomes a cheerleader for the Denver Broncos, making him pro football's first male cheerleader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072438 +0000" stop="20260415074923 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Exidor Affair - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Exidor wants to propose to a meter maid and asks Mork for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061141 +0000" stop="20260415065644 +0000" channel="C1204.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tolbooth Museum - S13E07</title>
    <desc>Yvette and the team take a look around the 14th-century tollbooth museum as they look for paranormal activity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065644 +0000" stop="20260415074151 +0000" channel="C1204.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cromer Pier - S13E08</title>
    <desc>Yvette Fielding and the team visit Cromer Pier in Norfolk, where reports of ghostly activity include men in medieval rags and restless boatmen roaming the shore line.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Car Wars - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The mystery driver of the Reliant Supervan becomes obsessed with revenge after yet another run-in with Mr. Bean of the usual kind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061853 +0000" stop="20260415062953 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Day - S04E20</title>
    <desc>While Mr. Bean is shopping for flowers for Irma's birthday, a wedding car crashes, and Bean comes to the rescue and gives the bride a lift. However, Irma believes he is being unfaithful to her, and chases him all the way to the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062953 +0000" stop="20260415064053 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bean Phone - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean wants a smartphone, but his money is not enough to buy one. However, Bean makes a smartphone-like object.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064053 +0000" stop="20260415065153 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Bean - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean has some unexpected guests who think he runs a hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065153 +0000" stop="20260415070252 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jurassic Bean - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean goes on a photography trip in the countryside, snapping the normal everyday wildlife: a bird, a fox, and a dinosaur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070252 +0000" stop="20260415071352 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caring Bean - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean is forced to look after an injured Mrs Wicket, whose demanding instructions start to become a pain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071352 +0000" stop="20260415072452 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opera Bean - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean had a date at a the opera with his girlfriend, but he found his car not working and he faced some funny troubles, enjoy with mr bean trip to the opera party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072452 +0000" stop="20260415073552 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taxi Bean - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is mistaken for a taxi driver after the driver of the taxi he was travelling in tries to get as much money as he can out of Bean by stopping for lunch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073552 +0000" stop="20260415074652 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscle Bean - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky deliveryman. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym, but has little success. Instead he opts for an inflatable muscle suit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074652 +0000" stop="20260415075751 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Friend - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean acquires a new friend who can fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060551 +0000" stop="20260415061708 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tree of Flesh - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After Mr. Pickles framed Grandpa for murder in the Season 3 finale, Sheriff learns of Grandpa's whereabouts, and heads out of the country to track him down. Meanwhile Grandpa has a new determination to finally end things with Mr. Pickles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061708 +0000" stop="20260415062758 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy's Big Job - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Mr. Pickles, the urban sprawl of modern society pollutes the old-fashioned town where the Goodman family lives with their lovable pet dog, Mr. Pickles, a deviant collie with a secret satanic streak. 

Tommy falls for a young farmer girl, but she's not interested in a man without a job. Tommy sets out to find a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062758 +0000" stop="20260415063846 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day Pie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Goodman's Father's Day pie goes missing, Tommy and Mr. Pickles set out searching for the pie thief, but meet an unexpected creature in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063846 +0000" stop="20260415064933 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Ball - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Goodman's go to a baseball game and Tommy hopes to catch a highly sought after, record breaking foul ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064933 +0000" stop="20260415070021 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheeseman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Goodmans go on a family camping trip and Tommy learns the frightening legend of The Cheeseman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070021 +0000" stop="20260415071110 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Man's Curve - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters the soapbox derby and Grandpa finds Mr. Pickles' biggest fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071110 +0000" stop="20260415072229 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loose Tooth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy sets out with Mr. Pickles to lose his tooth so he can meet the Tooth Fairy. Meanwhile, Sheriff searches for a group of wanted pedophiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072229 +0000" stop="20260415073318 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa's Night Out - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Grandpa wakes up hungover and soon finds out that he made a horrible mistake the night before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073318 +0000" stop="20260415074406 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coma - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Goodman wonders how easy his life would be if he were a dog, and when he gets knocked unconscious, he soon finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074406 +0000" stop="20260415075455 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Is Mr. Pickles? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Pickles gets dog-napped as a gang of bounty hunters race to collect the bounty on his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064231 +0000" stop="20260415072854 +0000" channel="C1207.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eps2.6_succ3ss0r.p12 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The latest fsociety leak has Dom trying her best to spin the case in the FBI's favor; Angela defends her career choices; Darlene makes it known that her circle of trust is shrinking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060722 +0000" stop="20260415063605 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Inflation - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to undergo surgery to impress her boyfriend, who has a life-changing proposal in store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063605 +0000" stop="20260415070420 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Break - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Agnes is desperate for a holiday but cannot find anyone to look after Grandad. Her only option is to convince a health inspector Grandad is losing his marbles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070420 +0000" stop="20260415073323 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Valentine - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the Brown family has a date for Valentine's Day except Agnes. Can she really start internet dating at her age? Dermot has to prove to Maria that he is still romantic, and Agnes and Winnie are fascinated by Betty's book, the ABC of Sex. Meanwhile, Grandad becomes addicted to Viagra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062211 +0000" stop="20260415075629 +0000" channel="C1210.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Word Games - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kate Columbo, the elusive wife of the famous L.A. homicide detective, mother of their loving little daughter, hard-working reporter and master snoop in her own right, overhears a neighbor plotting the death of his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062155 +0000" stop="20260415070754 +0000" channel="C1211.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inca Maiden - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Inca Maiden marvels at the stunningly preserved mummy of a 14-year-old girl who died and was buried at the top of the highest active volcano in the world. The extreme environment guaranteed her preservation but did it also kill her? As the secrets of a lost civilization are revealed, shocking clues point us in a more sinister direction, and provide an unprecedented, emotional and intimate look at the tragic life and death of this young girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070754 +0000" stop="20260415075354 +0000" channel="C1211.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pharaoh's Secret - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Pharaoh’s Secret peels back the wrappings on a mysterious, mutilated pharaoh. Reconstructed in hyper-real CG and using the latest forensic techniques, this programme unearths a violent story of conquest and rebellion that laid the foundations for Ancient Egypt’s golden age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062147 +0000" stop="20260415064717 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A House Divided - S02E29</title>
    <desc>A massive argument erupts between Grandpa and Herman after Herman accidentally destroys a go-cart the two of them constructed for Eddie.  Since Grandpa claims to own half of the house, Herman draws a white line down its center and insists that Grandpa remain on his side of the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064717 +0000" stop="20260415071313 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herman's Sorority Caper - S02E30</title>
    <desc>To cure Herman of his hiccoughs, Grandpa puts him into a trance with the Transylvanian Brain Freeze.  Meanwhile, a couple of fraternity pledges are sent to spend a night in the Munster house as part of their initiation. Thinking that sleeping Herman is a dummy, they bring him to a sorority house, where he awakens from his trance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071313 +0000" stop="20260415073906 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herman's Lawsuit - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Herman is struck by a car. He isn't hurt, but the car that struck him is totaled. The uninjured driver assumes she has disfigured Herman, and her attorney suggests that she try to settle with him for $10,000. When Herman receives the offer, he wrongly assumes that this is the amount he owes for the damage he caused to the car. He runs away from home rather than face the problem of financial ruin for his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061057 +0000" stop="20260415063351 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where No Muppet Has Gone Before - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Bunsen and Beaker come over, and the babies learn about different things in outer space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063351 +0000" stop="20260415065821 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of the Nursery - S04E05</title>
    <desc>After Fozzie's skate key falls down the air vent the kids go looking for it. The kids use the closet as an elevator. At each level they go down they find stranger and stranger things. The reason it's so important that Fozzie find his skate key is because he's still wearing his skates! He can't get them off! Throughout the episode Fozzie goes wheeling and sliding all over the place!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065821 +0000" stop="20260415072230 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Piggy Went to Hollywood - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Piggy tells the babies about how she wil become a movie star like Shirley Temple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072230 +0000" stop="20260415074638 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Muppet Valentine - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Rowlf is bummed out about not getting a Valentine cookie from Nanny when the others did so the rest of the Muppet Babies try to cheer him up.  Rowlf dedicates a Valentine song to his friends and Nanny gives him his cookie, saying that she forgot to put it with the other cookies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061133 +0000" stop="20260415063804 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vincent Price - S01E18</title>
    <desc>In honor of guest star Vincent Price, the show is filled with monsters, ghosts, vampires and spooky sketches. Meanwhile, a three-headed monster tries to audition for Kermit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063804 +0000" stop="20260415070439 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twiggy - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kermit is skeptical when everyone backstage is terrorized by “the Phantom of the Muppet Show” aka Uncle Deadly, a monster-actor who performed in the theater years ago, got panned by the critics, and vowed never to perform there again, and not to let anyone else perform either warning the Muppets “Leave or be doomed!”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070439 +0000" stop="20260415073112 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phyllis Diller - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Jim's love of jazz is evident in the performance of "Hugga Wugga". This sketch had evolved from a longtime favorite Henson sketch originally titled "Sclrap Flyapp" in the early sixties. It was originally performed on "The Today Show", "The Tonight Show" and "The Ed Sullivan Show". Jim played with the idea of combining eerie music, visual imagery and special effects. He tied-in one of his favorite songs, "You Are My Sunshine" with this sketch. It was renamed "Hugga Wugga" for Nancy Sinatra's early seventies' Las Vegas show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073112 +0000" stop="20260415075747 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ethel Merman - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Fozzie’s agent, Irving Bizarre, arrives at the theater to negotiate Fozzie’s contract with Kermit who ends up offering Fozzie ten times as much money – despite the fact the bear made nothing before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062244 +0000" stop="20260415070914 +0000" channel="C1217.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terminal Connection - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Evidence points to the battered wife of a powerful businessman as his killer, but Jessica establishes that there is a ling list of suspects who wished him dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070914 +0000" stop="20260415075533 +0000" channel="C1217.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Killing in Vegas - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jessica stakes her life on slim odds when she investigates a murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061839 +0000" stop="20260415063918 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Religous Right vs. Gay Rights - S05E02</title>
    <desc>It's Church Folks and Queer Folks as the Religious Right takes on Gay Rights in the "official" premiere of Season 5. It's the classic battle of Bible Stories versus Fairy Tales. Guy appreciates the strong muscular nature of the religious team, while the Captain rises from the dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063918 +0000" stop="20260415065956 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Heroes vs. MySpace - S05E03</title>
    <desc>It's crime fighters and kilobyters as world-famous superheroes take on the world of MySpace. It's the classic battle of Heroes and Freaks versus emailing geeks. Vic and Kenny forge long-lasting relationships through their Myspace pages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065956 +0000" stop="20260415072035 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>V.G.A.D.D. Awards - S05E04</title>
    <desc>V.G.A.D.D. Awards - (Video Game Attention Deficit Disorder Awards).Team MXC celebrates the world of video games with the first ever (and likely last?) Video Game Attention Defecit Disorder (V. G. A. D. D.) awards as those who play the games take on the people who create them. Also, the Barrio Brothers make an appearence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072035 +0000" stop="20260415074115 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexual Pioneers vs. The World of Violent Films - S05E05</title>
    <desc>MXC brings you the battle between the forefathers of fornication and the peck-and-paw of extremely violent films. (Sorry, that's the best I can do.)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062542 +0000" stop="20260415065435 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrink Rap - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ben and Susan take part in Michael's school fundraising auction. However, Ben quickly regrets making a pledge when he spies a former patient with severe halitosis bidding for a double session in his dentist's chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065435 +0000" stop="20260415072236 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Squeaking Susan - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Susan has taken to asking an increasingly disturbed Michael for advice on make-up and clothes now that Janey has left for university. The arrival of Ben's cousin's daughter in the Harper household could provide a solution - but Ben is reluctant to give up the peace and quiet he has spent his entire married life longing for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072236 +0000" stop="20260415075122 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Mice and Ben - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Harpers star in a documentary about family life as part of Abi's latest college assignment. Susan is happy to present a facade of domestic bliss and dispense cookery tips along with relationship advice. Ben, however, is more concerned with catching a rogue rodent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060648 +0000" stop="20260415063038 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Together With Shoji - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Spinner takes heteromorphs who are exploding with resentment from being persecuted to Central Hospital to get Kurogiri back. Shoji, whose Quirk also makes him a heteromorph, shouts his feelings to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063038 +0000" stop="20260415065429 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butterfly Effect - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Spinner and Present Mic both yell their hearts out. Will the one waking up to their voices be Kurogiri, or Shirakumo? Meanwhile, fighting Ochaco and the others on Okuto Island, Toga is finally going to use her secret weapon...!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065429 +0000" stop="20260415071819 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chain Thus Far - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Toga consumed Twice's blood, and with Kurogiri's Warp, infinite doubles of Twice appear. Shigaraki's Decay is also released, and the heroes seem to be in a state of despair. But then, help comes from an unexpected quarter...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071819 +0000" stop="20260415074209 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hopes - S07E17</title>
    <desc>With the addition of Gentle, La Brava, and Lady Nagant, Deku is able to restrain Shigaraki's hands and confront him on the ground. Meanwhile, at the Gunga Villa site, the rewound All For One shows off his awful power...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062425 +0000" stop="20260415070827 +0000" channel="C1222.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bride to Bee - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When a bride dies from an allergic reaction to a bee sting on her wedding day, Alexa must discover whether this is just a tragic accident... or a case where revenge is as sweet as honey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070827 +0000" stop="20260415075205 +0000" channel="C1222.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Bread - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Feuding celebrity bakers put Alexa through her paces when a man is found drowned with a rare flour in his lungs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060422 +0000" stop="20260415062627 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molt Down - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Spike struggles with a series of bizarre symptoms that Smolder explains is something all dragons go through in adolescence: 'the molt.' Smolder also reveals an unfortunate 'molt side-effect' that compels a molter's family to kick them out of the house!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062627 +0000" stop="20260415064833 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marks for Effort - S08E12</title>
    <desc>The Cutie Mark Crusaders try to convince Twilight Sparkle to let them into the School of Friendship, even though it's clear they've already mastered the curriculum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064833 +0000" stop="20260415071036 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mean 6 - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Queen Chrysalis returns to exact her revenge on Starlight Glimmer and the Mane Six.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071036 +0000" stop="20260415073241 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Principals - S08E14</title>
    <desc>When Twilight Sparkle leaves Starlight Glimmer in charge of the School of Friendship, Discord gets frustrated and does his best to make Starlight's role impossible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073241 +0000" stop="20260415075446 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hearth's Warming Club - S08E15</title>
    <desc>A prank gone wrong ruins Hearth's Warming Eve preparations; while Twilight tries to figure out which of her students is behind it, the students bond over shared memories of home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060246 +0000" stop="20260415062428 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Lie Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As the holiday season comes under way a few secrets are exposed when Earl attempts to cross number seventy-four off of his list: "always ruined Joy's Christmas." Earl, Randy, and Catalina enter a radio contest to win a brand new car for Joy to make up for all of the thoughtless Christmas presents Earl gave her while they were married. While Randy and Catalina vie over the car, Earl finds out that Joy's parents believe that he's still their son-in-law and that he's just returned from the war in Iraq. Joy is afraid to tell her father, an alleged racist, that she is now married to Darnell, so Earl plays the part, afraid of ruining another one of her Christmases.


Recap:

Of course this episode is again about doing things right, but with a little difference: This time there are other people too who, well didn't do all bad things BUT they all have secrets.
This episode begins with a contest. The contest consists of the following. You have to keep at least one hand on the Car which you can win at all times. (I think it's a Dodge Neon.. but I am not sure), Why does Earl want to win the contest when he got a perfectly fine '73 Al Camino with nice '77 Door and a 1987 Camero Transmission.? Of course! It's for the List! Number 74: 'Always ruined Joys Christmas'. You see a few examples. 2002: He gives her something that looks like empty shell casings and gets asked: What shall I use them for? And he says: Whatever you like.
2003: She gets flavored condoms
2004: She gets Keys and says: "Wait, these are my keys?" and he says: "Yes, I found them" (Very funny moment in this episode).
Well, we are back at the contest. His brothers asks: "What does she need a new car for, she already has one" After that you see a extremely funny scene (and a little sad) where she and Darnell get out of the car .. and you see the two children in the back in the middle of the rain. And that kinda makes the point for earl. Back at the contest. Just when it began Earl shakes Randy's hand, and a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062428 +0000" stop="20260415064626 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barn Burner - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When trying to enroll her children into the Right Choice Ranch for troubled youth, Joy is denied enrollment because of a barn burning incident at the hands of a younger Earl. Earl, Randy and Catalina travel to the camp to make amends for the barn burning by building a pen for the camp’s ostrich.  Earl learns the real reason behind the barn burning incident and decides that every incident on his list after the fire should be shared by Randy.


Recap:

The episode begins as we find Randy playing the crane game in the Crab Shack. There is a live rat inside, and Randy wins it. Unfortunately, he gets bitten as it was having it's way with Grover when Randy so rudely pulled it out. Joy complains to Darnell about the kids, saying they are even too bad to visit the "Right Choice Ranch", a place where Earl and Randy went as kids. Darnell says he is busy, but Joy reminds him that he's only delivering crabs, not doing a transplantectomy.

Earl doesn't want to deal with the kids and tries to avoid Joy, but the Ranch is on his list - he burned a barn down throwing away a cigarette. He decides to go, and tries to keep it a secret because Randy is afraid of birds. When asked where they are going, Earl only offers that "they do not have funnel cakes." Upon arrival, Randy cunningly tries to avoid the birds at the Ranch (but ends up playing dead and begs two children to call the cops) while Earl volunteers to help build an ostrich pen.

After seeing how much the kids enjoyed seeing his good example (and Catalina), Earl realizes that if he hadn't burned down the barn, Randy would probably have a better life. Earl decides to add Randy to the list, but Randy isn't happy about that. After some arguing, a mishap lands a nail through Earl's hand. We remember Randy's fear of blood, and he admits that it was his fault the barn burned down. Turns out he dropped an oil lamp by the still lit cigarette after a bird scared him.

Earl realizes that Randy is responsible for everything -</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064626 +0000" stop="20260415070809 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Karma, Where Art Thou? - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Earl and Randy try to return a stolen wallet they find out taking the money had cost two newlyweds their honeymoon. In an attempt to make things right Earl takes over for the groom at his fast food restaurant. After time Earl finds out the boss is a jerk and Earl wonders how such a man with a luxurious house and beautiful wife could not be affected by the only thing he believes in, Karma.


Recap:

Earl and Randy wake up one cold morning at the hotel, Catalina alludes to the fact that they may be being carbon monoxide poisoned and leaves the room. Randy discovers that Earl was right when he said Randy "wasn't ready for a pet" after discovering dead "Mr. Fishy" (the goldfish) in a sealed plastic bag in his pocket. Earl however discovers number 202 on his list, "stole a wallet from a guy at a gas station." 

We flash back to "a few years ago" when Earl was "hanging out in a gas station bathroom, waiting for some guy to drop his pants and provide me with an opportunity." Earl screams a little too loud and a little too enthusiastically when he discovers just how much money is in the wallet and has to cover by announcing to the bathroom that "they have my favorite brand of toilet paper in here, soft stuff."

Earl admits to having stolen a lot of wallets in his day, but also admits that this particular one was the mother load. And, it seems when you find yourself with a lot of money you go to Jasper's. What is Jasper's you may well ask? "Jasper"s is kind of like the mall, only it's in a storage unit and everything there was stolen from the mall." The gang spends the thousand dollars they had on many things that day and according to Earl, they were living like kings. But back to today, when faced with the reality of having to give up his helmet bought that day long ago, Randy asks Earl why he can't just give the guy back his wallet with a thousand dollars of his lottery money stuffed in it. Earl explains to Randy that the items were bought with stolen money a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070809 +0000" stop="20260415072950 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stole P's HD Cart - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Earl crosses another number off the list when he returns Pops’ Weiner Hot Dog cart he and Ralph (Giovanni Ribisi) stole in his youth. The good deed does not last long as Ralph, who works for a competing franchise sets fire to Pops cart. Earl now must set things right with a bizarre plan while recruiting Randy, Joy, Catalina and Darnell to assist him.


Recap:

After going out to eat, Earl remembers that he and Ralph stole Pop's Wiener Hot Dog cart because the competing fast food restaurant manager pay then to do it. So he decided to take it of his list. 
Earl when to the place where he hide the cart and went to Pop's house to returned and ask for forgiveness, Pop agree to forgive him. But it was not enough because now people are used to go to the fast food restaurant and nobody goes to Pop's anymore. Earl decided to advertise Pop's to get him back to business and he succeeds.
But after Pop's got back to business Ralph burns Pop's cart because once again he got paid by the competing franchise.
Earl decided that now he owe Pop a new cart so now he had to get money to buy one. He decided to get the gang together once more to plan for a new hit. While planning Ralph came up with the idea of cutting his finger and put it in the food of a restaurant and sue them, Earl dismiss the idea.
He planned to get them all work in a company and steal all they could from it to get the money. Thanks to Kenny, Earl makes all the gang look qualify for the job (Kenny exchange his test with them making him look bad and them good). After all got the job, they hide and wait for the night to act.
At night, they started to steal everything but then Ralph came up with stealing a huge copy machine everybody didn't wanted to do it but Earl thought that the machine would make the money quicker and decided to go for it. 
They went inside the room with the huge machine and try to carry it through the door but it was to big to fit, Ralph insisted in pushing it harder but it got them tra</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072950 +0000" stop="20260415075133 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkeys in Space - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Earl tackles number eighteen on his list when one of his old friends is arrested. Remembering that he told an inappropriate story at his birthday party he must give him one great day to make up the the terrible one before he was sent to prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061217 +0000" stop="20260415063416 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help the Gypsies are Coming! - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Ernie Douglas's new school friend is little Laszlo, whose gypsy family is camped outside of town. Soon the gypsies are camped on the front lawn of the Douglas home. To Steve's amazement and Uncle Charley's disgust they stage several hours of singing and dancing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063416 +0000" stop="20260415065639 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ernie's Folly - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Other fathers help their sons in a school science fair, but Steve tells Ernie he's on his own. Soon his project turns to disaster when his very crudely built electric clock absolutely refuses to run. After vainly pleading that most of his classmates are getting parental help, on the day of the fair, Ernie must be forced to go to school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065639 +0000" stop="20260415071838 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ernie's Crowd - S07E28</title>
    <desc>The older members of the Douglas family find their social lives complicated when little Ernie decides to accompany them on all of their dates. Uncle Charley decides he must be the one to put his foot down and set the boy straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071838 +0000" stop="20260415074042 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ernie and the O'Grady - S07E29</title>
    <desc>A genial bum Ernie brings home for dinner outrages Uncle Charley by eating everything in sight and then decides to stay the night even though he wasn't invited. Steve feels that they should let Ernie work things out for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060047 +0000" stop="20260415062126 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graduation Day - S05E23</title>
    <desc>It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. To make matters worse, Jay thinks Michael, who didn't want her to go to college in the first place, is trying to sabotage her special day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062126 +0000" stop="20260415064257 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michael Sells the Business - S05E24</title>
    <desc>With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael convinces Jay that, if they sold their business, they'd be able to spend more quality time with Jr., Jr. and watch him grow up -- something they wish they could have done more of with their own kids. But the offer goes bust and Michael's nemesis, Bobby Shaw (Katt Williams), comes up with a surprising proposal. Meanwhile, Kady and Claire antagonize each other over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064257 +0000" stop="20260415070326 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Dreams - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Michael, who is determined to make record time driving from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious R.V., convinces his reluctant family to make the road trip so they can spend quality time together. Along the way, Michael puts the family through many misadventures -- including getting lost -- and in his haste neglects to read one of the R.V. manual's most crucial operational features.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070326 +0000" stop="20260415072500 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 'V' Story - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Now that the kids are almost out of their hair, Jay insists that Michael have a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to go through with the operation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072500 +0000" stop="20260415074637 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) quests for a traditional family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060807 +0000" stop="20260415063207 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazons - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The group head for the land of the Mayas, on board the Golden Condor, when they are forced to land in the jungle. They are captured by Amazon warriors and taken to their temple, to be sacrificed to the Rain God. But Esteban uses his special powers, and the sun comes out. The Queen is so impressed by his power to command the sun, that she orders their release.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063207 +0000" stop="20260415065607 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mirror of the Moon - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Esteban and his friends on board the Golden Condor have to make a forced landing in the jungle, where they're captured by Amazon warriors who want to sacrifice them to their Rain God. After some difficulties, they manage to escape from this dangerous situation. And in the end, the Queen of the Amazons allows them to leave for the land of the Mayas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065607 +0000" stop="20260415072007 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jade Mask - S01E23</title>
    <desc>In the jungle, Esteban and his friends discover some ruins, deserted temples and pyramids. In one of the temples, Pedro and Sancho try to remove a jade mask from the wall when the mask begins to glow. Suddenly the stone beams shoot out of the walls, ceiling and floor and trip them up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072007 +0000" stop="20260415074407 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Manuscript - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After solving the secret of the green jade mask, Esteban and his friends find a manuscript which seems to hold the key to the whereabouts of the Cities of Gold. But almost immediately, they are captured by Doctor Fernando Laguerra and his friend, Marinche, who are also searching for the Cities of Gold. However, Kokapetl manages to rescue them all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063707 +0000" stop="20260415072040 +0000" channel="C1229.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James Bond Special: Part 1 - S2008E01</title>
    <desc>There's so many myths on James Bond, it's 2 episodes long! Tonight its part 1 of James Bond Myths! In the 6th Season Premiere!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061500 +0000" stop="20260415070127 +0000" channel="C1230.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luke &amp; Abi - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Luke, who's lost his dating mojo, is raring to reinvigorate his love life and find a lady to relight his fire. And can amateur pole dancer Abi find someone who can send her heart into a spin?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070127 +0000" stop="20260415074923 +0000" channel="C1230.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aina &amp; Mal - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Aina is looking for someone adventurous, while Mal is curious to see if she’ll be drawn to a man or a woman when both options are laid bare before her</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061546 +0000" stop="20260415063850 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cradle Robbers - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mr. Sheffield is furious when he finds out Maggie is seeing a 25 year-old boy. He wants Fran to make it stop, but won't listen to her when she tells him to see a doctor for his hearing problem. Fran decides to chaperone Maggie on her (last) date with John, but she completely forgets Mr. Sheffield's orders when she meets John's gorgeous friend Mark, who is interested in Fran. Still, she has to fix Maggie's problem, so she decides to let it flow and wait until she gets tired of John, which doesn't take long to happen. Too bad it means that Fran will have to drop her 25 year-old as well. Meanwhile, C.C. misses an incredible opportunity of dinner with Max when she falls asleep (the result of a caffeine trick Niles pulled on her).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063850 +0000" stop="20260415070143 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bird's Nest - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Fran takes Gracie to the Loehmann's Semi Annual Red Star Clearance and has to fight over a green sweater with another woman. Back at the mansion, Brighton is having some problems with his science grade and Maxwell tells him he'll be sent to military school shall his grades not rise. He also tells Fran not to help him with his science project, but of course Fran doesn't listen to him. They decide to warm up a bird's eggs with lights and make a report on the birth, but Fran forget the lights on and the eggs hard boil. Now she has to ask Brighton's teacher for an extension, and what a surprise when she turns out to be the same lady Fran stole the green sweater from.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070143 +0000" stop="20260415072443 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rosie Show - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Fran and Val go to The Rosie O'Donnell Show and Fran is picked out of the audience to talk to Rosie. She's so natural and funny that Rosie asks her to come on the show as a regular guest to give parenting advises. C.C. jumps in as her agent, and Fran starts to have a taste of life as a celebrity. Maxwell gets scared of losing her and makes up a story about a dream he had where a ghost told him something horrible would happen to Fran if she didn't quit the Rosie Show. Fran gets fired and is replaced by a retired couple from Florida.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072443 +0000" stop="20260415074743 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freida Needa Man - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Fran's aunt Freida has gone broke and moves into the Sheffield residence. The only way Fran can turn this around is if she convinces Freida's rich boyfriend Fred to propose to her. Fred doesn't think of himself as an exciting man, so Fran decides to teach him dance lessons. He has a heart attack and falls on Fran, just as Freida walks in. After the situation is cleared, everything seems to be fine again until Fred tells Fran he's in love with her. She almost puts a stop to the wedding, if Mr. Sheffield hadn't interfered. Fred has another heart attack, but this time everything ends up just fine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060859 +0000" stop="20260415070351 +0000" channel="C1232.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kingpin Strategy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Gentlemen of Cali gather their associates together for a big surprise announcement about the future of their business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070351 +0000" stop="20260415075331 +0000" channel="C1232.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cali KGB - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A gas incident threatens to disrupt the Cali-government deal and Jorge is asked to help out. Peña grapples with his former Los Pepes connection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060054 +0000" stop="20260415065612 +0000" channel="C1233.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>881 Lope de Vega - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A desperate Jaime is stymied by bureaucratic paperwork. Mika worries about her husband. Félix urges Rafa to disappear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061017 +0000" stop="20260415063639 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While Dan is plagued by a shrieking twit of a photographer called 15Peter20, Nathan grooms Claire with alcohol and unsolicited breast massage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063639 +0000" stop="20260415070100 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dan accidentally creates a new hairstyle after sleeping in paint. Nathan tries to impress glam TV chick Dajve ""dave"" Bikinus. Something is killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070100 +0000" stop="20260415072527 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Editor Jonatton wants Dan to take part in some straight-on-straight gay action. A coke-blasted model proves an irresistible lure for Nathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072527 +0000" stop="20260415075120 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the final episode, Nathan finds his way into Claire's meeting with a TV commissioner, Pingu is finally broken like a rag doll and Dan discovers a way to get rid of Nathan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061246 +0000" stop="20260415065709 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Split Decision - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A Marine is found murdered by an anti-tank weapon, and the investigation leads N.C.I.S. to a local militia group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065709 +0000" stop="20260415074024 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Weak Link - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gibbs and his team investigate the death of a SEAL that occurred during a training exercise. As the investigation progresses, they come to suspect that the death was a murder rather than an accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064135 +0000" stop="20260415072315 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cancel Christmas - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When a suspected North Korean spy is poisoned and hit by a truck carrying Christmas trees, the team must search for who is responsible for smuggling spies into the country. Also, Deeks and Kensi try to find a way to include their mothers in their Christmas plans, and Hetty notices that Granger isn’t feeling the holiday cheer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062221 +0000" stop="20260415070534 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We All Fall… (2) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>As the NCIS team continue to investigate the murder of an officer who was about to whistle blow on police misconduct within NOPD, Pride must get creative in order to finally get rid of the dirty cops. Also, the Mayor asks Pride to join her new task force to address systemic issues plaguing their city and, as Covid continues to overwhelm the system, Wade finally addresses the toll it's taken on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070534 +0000" stop="20260415074702 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Drano (1) - S07E05</title>
    <desc>As NCIS investigates a suspicious death and the missing key piece of evidence is a top secret, high tech battery, Pride and the team realize there could be deadly consequences if it falls into the wrong hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061931 +0000" stop="20260415064253 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After piloting the Eva Unit 01, Shinji wakes up in the hospital with no memory of the battle. Feeling sorry for him, Misato lets him move in with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064253 +0000" stop="20260415070616 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Transfer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Word gets around school that Shinji is the Eva pilot; his classmate Toji resents him for it. An Angel appears and Shinji must pilot in combat again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070616 +0000" stop="20260415072938 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hedgehog's Dilemma - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Stressed out following his last battle, Shinji runs away from home and meets Kensuke. After NERV brings him back in, Misato offers him a choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072938 +0000" stop="20260415075300 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rei I - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Unit 00's pilot Rei Ayanami appears to have recovered, but she has no friends, no records of her past, and no interest in getting to know Shinji.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061621 +0000" stop="20260415063740 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Christine has set up a date between Richard and a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Tom (Richard's friend) continues trying to woo Chrisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063740 +0000" stop="20260415065857 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love Woo, I Hate You - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Barb, afraid that a marriage proposal is iminent, asks Christine to run interference on her next date with Dave; Richard realizes he must try to woo New Christine if he wants her back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065857 +0000" stop="20260415072010 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Christine discovers that Ritchie has become a bully at school and attempts to change his behaviour by changing her own ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072010 +0000" stop="20260415074125 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Christine learns a juicy neighborhood secret when reluctantly attending the Christmas block party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060522 +0000" stop="20260415062839 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masked Offender - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Tigger tries to be a superhero, but ends up causing more trouble than good. Eeyore tries to learn how to swing, and his screaming scares Piglet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062839 +0000" stop="20260415065159 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things That Go Piglet in the Night - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After a series of misunderstandings, Pooh and the gang believe there is a ghost in the Hundred Acre Wood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065159 +0000" stop="20260415071515 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck Amok - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Tigger thinks he is following bad luck around, but it turns out that he has bad luck. Piglet is afraid to skate, and to give him confidence, Christopher Robin gives him earmuffs and tells him that they're magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071515 +0000" stop="20260415073836 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Earmuffs - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Pooh and his friends go skating, Piglet does not know how. After some failed attempts, Christopher Robin lets Piglet use his “Magic Earmuffs,” and Piglet starts skating well. But can he still skate when he loses the Earmuffs?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073836 +0000" stop="20260415080016 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wishing Bear - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When Christopher Robin shows Pooh a Wishing Star, Pooh tells Piglet, Tigger and Rabbit about it, and they all wish for something. But, when Pooh thinks he wished out The Wishing Star, he tries his best to fulfill his friends’ wishes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062051 +0000" stop="20260415064321 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Mae B. Back - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dawn becomes jealous when Mae starts spending time with Miles, so she enlists the help of her brothers to separate them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064321 +0000" stop="20260415070552 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Buffa-Lowdown - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Ricky takes advantage of his power on the school's news show, but when the other quads learn the reason, they band together to help him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070552 +0000" stop="20260415072822 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quadshank Redemption - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the quads get detention and have to miss the school carnival, they must work with some of the bad children if they have any chance of making it into the carnival before it ends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072822 +0000" stop="20260415075053 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not-So-Sweet Charity - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Dawn almost has a big secret revealed when the boys try to impress some girls by putting on a talent show for charity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062014 +0000" stop="20260415064408 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will, There's a Tony (1) - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Harry experiences some very mixed emotions when Tony tries to win Christine back, and the transformed Dan gets some help in running the Phil Foundation, from Phil's twin brother Will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064408 +0000" stop="20260415070801 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will, There's a Tony (2) - S08E24</title>
    <desc>The episode juggles the interplay between Harry’s reaction to Christine and Tony’s reconciliation efforts, Christine’s feelings and decisions, and Dan’s shifting identity in his foundation role — all while maintaining the comedic courtroom backdrop that the series is known for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070801 +0000" stop="20260415073121 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Guy Named Phantom (1) - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Harry and Christine are both confused over their feelings for each other, but before they can work them out, the deranged Dan kidnaps Christine at a courthouse costume party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073121 +0000" stop="20260415075438 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Guy Named Phantom (2) - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Dan's plan takes an unexpected turn when he "kidnaps" Christine Sullivan (Markie Post), leading her to the courthouse's subterranean levels. As the night unfolds, the mystery deepens, and the true identity of the thief is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061221 +0000" stop="20260415064055 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jill descends further into Cath and Don's lives by inviting Don around for a dinner of smashed prawns in a milky basket. However her plans are thwarted when Cath turns up for dinner too. Meanwhile, husband Terry continues his attempts to get in touch, but Jill still refuses to speak to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064055 +0000" stop="20260415070926 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Three - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jill convinces Cath to try to heal her marriage with the Caro Bibbens Celebrating Celibacy programme. Don becomes increasingly frustrated and is eventually thrown out of the house by Cath after she finds a pair of lacy split pants in his pocket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070926 +0000" stop="20260415073744 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Four - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Don attempts a reconciliation with Cath but Jill is now firmly established in their home and has no intention of allowing the two to make up. Meanwhile, Terry is released from the hospital and Jill puts him straight into a hospice where he assumes he'll spend the last days of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061850 +0000" stop="20260415063807 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 12 - Stages 2, 3 &amp; 4 - S12E03</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415063807 +0000" stop="20260415065904 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 13 - Stage 1.1 - S13E01</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415065904 +0000" stop="20260415072002 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 13 - Stage 1.2 - S13E02</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415072002 +0000" stop="20260415074059 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 13 - Stage 1.3 - S13E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060022 +0000" stop="20260415062424 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandmaster - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The game Clamy challenged them to wasn't normal chess. Shiro is a chess master, but even she is helpless against Clami's assault. But when Shiro understands the real rules of the game, things begind to turn around. The battle to determine the king of Elukia, and all of humanity, finally reaches its end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062424 +0000" stop="20260415064826 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weak Square - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro leave the running of the country to Steph and spend every day playing video games. Steph's hope that they would become not only the saviors of Elukia, but all of humanity, crumbles away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064826 +0000" stop="20260415071227 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interesting - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The siblings confront Jibril, a member of the Flügel race to reclaim the royal library in a game of Shiritori.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071227 +0000" stop="20260415073629 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sacrifice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Intending to challenge the Werebeasts, the siblings discover that it's hard to come with a strategy to defeat the latter, as all memories regarding the games are erased from their challengers, until Stephanie entrusts Sora a key left by the former king, leading to his secret research on how to outwit them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061830 +0000" stop="20260415064245 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scary Person - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Yukine, depressed about being used by Yato to kill the girl spirit instead of saving her, steals the skateboard he had his eye on before. When Yato stops him, Hiyori appears, deciding to cover for Yukine by claiming she bought it for him. Just then, a god named Bishamon, holding a personal grudge against him, appears and attacks Yato. Hiyori calls Kofuku and Daikoku to help, tracking Yato's location using her sense of smell. However, Kofuku's attempt to stop the battle ends up making things worse by causing a huge hole with raging storms appear. Bishamon tries to take advantage of the situation, dealing some damage to Yato, but is urged by one of her regalia, Kazuma, to retreat to protect her other regalia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064245 +0000" stop="20260415070700 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncertainty &amp; Destiny - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hiyori's presence as a spirit is discovered by Kazuma, who chooses to keep this a secret from Bishamon, before telling Hiyori that if nothing is done about Yukine, Yato will die. Later that night, as Yato is helping out at a convenience store, Yukine, who has been feeling that Yato would choose Nora over him, is caught trying to steal some charity money. Just then, another phantom appears, and despite Nora's presence causing Yukine unease, Yato assures him that he is his regalia and manages to defeat the phantom with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070700 +0000" stop="20260415073115 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the Line - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Yato and Yukine are called to Hiyori's school at the request of a bullied student, with Yato giving him a certain something to use. Whilst at the school, Yukine laments that he never had the chance to go to high school himself and make friends with others. The student is driven by a phantom to confront the bully using a knife Yato had given him, but he manages to hold himself back and disperse the phantom with his own will. Yukine, however, gives into his frustration and starts breaking the school's windows, causing Yato's blight to spread further. As Hiyori discovers this, she risks herself to try and bring him to Kofuku and Daikoku, getting blighted herself in the process. Kofuku and Daikoku shut them out with a borderline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073115 +0000" stop="20260415075531 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Daikoku and Kofuku only allow Hiyori to come through the borderline so she can cleanse her blight, stating that Yato will die unless Yukine receives punishment by ablution. Although Daikoku manages to enlist the help of Mayu, he struggles to find a third Regalia to help perform the ablution. Rejecting the thought of calling on Nora, as she might kill Yukine, Hiyori goes to Bishamon's shrine to request Kazuma's help. As the three Regalias get together, they discover Yukine's back is covered with phantoms and begin their ablution, in which Yukine must endure pain until he confesses to his sins, or otherwise transform into a phantom himself. Yukine admits his crimes and expresses his jealousy of the living and his envy of what they have. As Yukine's condition worsens, Hiyori and Yato calls out to him, reminding him that they are his friends, and the name Yato gave him is that of a person's. Hearing this, Yukine apologises for all the bad things he had done, allowing the ablution to be successfully carried out. With both Yato and Yukine back to normal, they both feel thankful towards Hiyori for saving their lives. Meanwhile, Nora has awakened a spirit named Rabo, who has a grudge against Yato.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060210 +0000" stop="20260415064807 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wake Up Call - S03E19</title>
    <desc>As spring blossoms, Shelly suffers from a skin rash, Holling gives away eggs, Joel gets a new outlook on patient care from a tribal medicine man and Maggie experiences a spiritual and physical re-awakening with a handsome stranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064807 +0000" stop="20260415073346 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Frontier - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Maurice becomes curious about the influx of Japanese tourists to the area during the Northern Lights, Holling sets out to discover if Jesse the bear is really dead, and Maggie leads the curious townspeople in trying to discover what is in a mysterious package covered with foreign stamps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060714 +0000" stop="20260415063418 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speech - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Lucy is stressed. She has an important speech to make at a Recruitment Conference and nobody to help her write it. Lee sees an opportunity to impress her and offers his services but at the expense of Tim, who also thinks he's the best man for the job. What starts off as a small job now turns into a competition between Tim and Lee to not only see who can come up with the wittiest lines but also to establish which of them Lucy likes best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063418 +0000" stop="20260415070215 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Lee is shocked when he finds out that Lucy is thinking about getting married to Pavlov so that he will be able to remain in the country. As Lee attempts to get her to change her mind her family and other friends think that Pavlov is perfect for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070215 +0000" stop="20260415073101 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absent Father Christmas - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Lee's father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee's goldfish. Lee wants him out of the flat but Lucy tells him that the only way forward is to forgive and forget. Unfortunately, Lee's dad's behaviour makes this virtually impossible for Lee to achieve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073101 +0000" stop="20260415075958 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drugs - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060328 +0000" stop="20260415060830 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off We Go - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Five and friends set off on a rhyming romp through field and forest, but they keep getting mixed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060830 +0000" stop="20260415061332 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Count - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's a lovely day for a picnic, but one of the flapjacks is missing! Is there a flapjack-snaffler on the loose or has Three forgotten what Numberblocks do best?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061332 +0000" stop="20260415061834 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stampolines - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Three opens a stampoline park, where her friends have splatty fun making inky prints of all the shapes they can make. Learn to recognise amounts on sight with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061834 +0000" stop="20260415062336 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whole of Me - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks show us what they are made of in a song and dance all about the parts that make a whole. Find out how to split numbers into smaller numbers with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062336 +0000" stop="20260415062838 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Terrible Twos - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Double trouble as Four splits and a pair of tricky twins turn up - the Terrible Twos, who decide it's time to tickle their friends to pieces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062838 +0000" stop="20260415063340 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holes - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Five and friends discover a hole that makes their heads fall off! Learn how to count up and down and how to add to five with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063340 +0000" stop="20260415063843 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Five is so good at hide and seek, she can find the others without looking up from her book - but how? Learn how to add to five with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063843 +0000" stop="20260415064345 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks make a new friend who likes to roll dice, and with Six in the mix, everything's a game. Learn all about the number 6 with Numberblock Six.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064345 +0000" stop="20260415064847 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven - S02E02</title>
    <desc>It's a rainy day for a picnic, but when lucky number Seven appears, everything comes up rainbows. Learn all about the number 7 with Numberblock Seven.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064847 +0000" stop="20260415065349 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eight - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Numberland is rocked by the arrival of superblock Eight, known to his friends and fans as Octoblock. Learn all about the number 8 with Numberblock Eight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065349 +0000" stop="20260415065851 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nine - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Numberblock Nine arrives in Numberland, finds a friend in Four, sings a song about squares - and sneezes. Learn all about the number 9 with Numberblock Nine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065851 +0000" stop="20260415070353 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ten turns up to tell the Numberblocks what it's like to be a perfect ten. Learn all about the number 10 with Numberblock Ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070353 +0000" stop="20260415070855 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Add One - S02E06</title>
    <desc>One's idea of fun is singing, dancing and making friends by adding One. Learn to count to 10 by adding one with the Numberblocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070855 +0000" stop="20260415071358 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blast Off - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ten promises to take the others on a trip to the moon, but blasts off on her own. How will they get there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071358 +0000" stop="20260415071900 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counting Sheep - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Six tries to get the cheeky sheep to sleep and discovers that two (or three) heads are better than one. Learn how to share the number 6 into equal parts with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071900 +0000" stop="20260415072402 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>One explores the Double Dungeon of Doom in search of the golden apples, doubling herself all the way up to Octoblock. Learn how to double and halve numbers up to 8 with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072402 +0000" stop="20260415072904 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Threes - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Nine needs a helping hand, he turns into a talented trio of circus blocks, the Three Threes. Learn how to share the number 9 into equal parts with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072904 +0000" stop="20260415073406 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odds and Evens - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks play an exciting game of bounceball and it's the Even Tops versus the Odd Blocks. Learn about odd and even numbers with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073406 +0000" stop="20260415073908 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluffies - S02E12</title>
    <desc>One finds a friendly furball, two of them tickle Two and soon Numberland is full of fun and fluffies. Have fun counting and learning how to make sevens with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073908 +0000" stop="20260415074410 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two Tree - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks find a magic Two Tree and play an action-packed game of throwing twos. Learn all about adding and taking away in twos with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074410 +0000" stop="20260415074913 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Numberblock Castle - S02E14</title>
    <desc>One, Two, Three and Four are off on a castle-exploring adventure, with a little help from the friends they make along the way. Learn how to make numbers up to 10 by adding with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074913 +0000" stop="20260415075415 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten Green Bottles - S02E15</title>
    <desc>One of the bottles in Ten's collection accidentally falls off the wall, setting off a spectacular numbery hullabaloo. Learn to count down from ten by taking one away with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075415 +0000" stop="20260415075917 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Time - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin a bedtime story all about the first five Numberblocks. Learn all about the numbers one, two, three, four and five with Numberblocks One to Five.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060840 +0000" stop="20260415065656 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jumpin' Jack Fleishman - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Medavoy and Martinez work a strangulation murder case that appears to be the work of a cross-dresser. Andy has a bad tooth, hates needles, and tries to prevent a dentist from jumping off a 28th floor ledge; he fails. LaSalle's first case involves a woman who was raped and she, John, Andy, Janice and Licalsi's hot-headed new partner try to catch the most probable suspect; however the hot-head blows the bust. Lois tries to reconcile her relationship with Andy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065656 +0000" stop="20260415074544 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steroid Roy - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Sylvia still has trouble-getting Andy to get their relationship going. One of Det. Roberts' snitches comes to the precinct and causes trouble for him, especially when she later turns up dead. Laura appeals to John to re-examine the alleged murder of the abusive man by his wife; Martinez and Medavoy take on the chore when Robert's snitch is found dead. Roy is sent to take a drug test that he fails, is fired and vows to not let it die. Sylvia makes it into Andy's apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062632 +0000" stop="20260415070809 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Risky Business - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A yard sale sans yard - aka The Oc Charity Yard Sale! But it does offer many items, including the crystal egg from Risky Business. But wait...the egg is missing, and Ryan and Seth must scramble to get it back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070809 +0000" stop="20260415074946 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rager - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Marissa throws a birthday party for Trey - an event that may or may not smooth things between the two Atwood brothers. Julie gets cozy with Lance, her long-ago lover and recent extortionist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062608 +0000" stop="20260415073639 +0000" channel="C1256.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Treasure Island - S02E02</title>
    <desc>At the clinic, OA discovers what happened to her friends back at Hap's. Karim turns his attention to a doctor who worked for Pierre Ruskin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062152 +0000" stop="20260415064751 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Felix is Missing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Felix goes missing, and Oscar thinks his buddy is dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064751 +0000" stop="20260415071331 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrooge Gets an Oscar - S01E12</title>
    <desc>In a parody of "A Christmas Carol", Oscar dreams he is haunted by Felix's ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071331 +0000" stop="20260415073922 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackout - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Oscar's poker buddies think he swiped $50 during a blackout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061457 +0000" stop="20260415064417 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Although slightly peeved that the staff seem to be taking his redundancy in their stride, David's spirits remain high as he plans his future while also being interviewed for an article in 'Inside Paper'. Tim takes drastic action when he learns that Dawn has resigned in order to move to the USA with boyfriend Lee. However, when David is told that his services as a motivational speaker are also no longer required he sinks to his lowest ebb and begs Neil to reconsider the dismissal. But is it too late?</desc>
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    <title>Downsize - S01E01</title>
    <desc>David Brent, manager of the Slough branch of Wernham Hogg paper merchants, is told that it might be closed down. He makes the rash promise of No Redundancies...</desc>
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    <title>Work Experience - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A new girl arrives on work experience. The day is brightened up even more by a doctored picture of David Brent that's been e-mailed around the office. Cue Gareth Keenan Special Investigator...</desc>
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    <title>Conflict Resolution - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Michael takes over conflict resolution duties from HR, chaos ensues at Dunder Mifflin.</desc>
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    <title>Casino Night - S02E22</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Dunder-Mifflin holds a Casino Night in the warehouse to benefit charity. While Michael faces the task of juggling two dates, Jim is forced to ponder the reality of transferring to the Stamford branch and what that means for his relationship with Pam.</desc>
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    <title>Gay Witch Hunt - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On the heels of Casino Night, Michael inadvertently outs a gay employee; Jim adjusts to his promotion, new office, and life without Pam.</desc>
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    <title>The Convention - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Michael and Dwight head off to Philadelphia to meet Jan for the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. Michael, with the help of Dwight, sets up a party for fellow conventioneers while Ryan goes on a double date with Kelly back in Scranton</desc>
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    <title>Alex's Project - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Nick won't let Alex get away with turning in a shoddy science project.</desc>
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    <title>Caveat Emptor - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Ann and Nick realize a client is involved in a bait-and-switch scheme.</desc>
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    <title>Small Wonder II - S06E19</title>
    <desc>A genius who once tutored Barbara has graduated from college at the age of 14.</desc>
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    <title>Wicked Ann - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Alex accuses Ann of keeping his father and mother apart.</desc>
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    <title>The Dawn of Man - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Victor's new fishing hobby leads to an unfortunate encounter with a fly-tipper. Meanwhile, a visit from Patrick's gay twin brother leaves Pippa feeling mentally and physically exhausted, especially when Patrick sits on a cork.</desc>
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    <title>Things Aren't Simple Anymore - S06E06</title>
    <desc>In the very last episode of 'One Foot in the Grave', Victor's decision  to attend a school reunion unwittingly delivers him into the hands of fate. Margaret deals with the aftermath with the help of her new friend, Glynis.</desc>
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    <title>Alive and Buried - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Victor Meldrew, 60 years old, is at last retiring from the rigors of his security guard job at Watson-Mycroft. Replaced by a talking machine, Victor soon discovers that retirement will give him just as many reasons to be grumpy.</desc>
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    <title>Watching the Girls Go By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag's Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn't.</desc>
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    <title>As One Door Closes - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Del Boy's hooky 'louvry' door deal, financed with Denzil's redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.</desc>
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    <title>From Prussia with Love - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head, she's definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy, but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child and a golden opportunity to make a few bob along the way?</desc>
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    <title>Froy's Bait and Lou's Cake - S07E09</title>
    <desc>First, Lou and Froy set out some bait in a gated community to attract a security guard who's slow to make his payments, but quick to pull out his pepper spray. Then, Matt and Lou crash a wedding to repo a car from a truant DJ, but will they be able to get away unscathed when the party turns on them? And, Lou and Froy confront a gang of bikers in a back alley. Will the repo team's pleas for patience and calm be enough to overcome the angry bikers' bats and chains?</desc>
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    <title>Blow-Up and Cool Down - S07E10</title>
    <desc>First, Lou and Lyndah reclaim a riding mower from a housewife and her grab-happy husband. Then, Sonia and Matt head out on a scorcher of an afternoon for a repossession. Will they be able to beat both the heat and a pair of geriatric debtors? And, Sonia and Lyndah are left without words when they see the dark and embarrassing secret held in the backseat of a debtor's unpaid vehicle.</desc>
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    <title>The Car That Rolled Away - S07E11</title>
    <desc>First, Lou and Lyndah try to negotiate a set of keys away from a raucous group of drunken outdoorsmen. Then, Froy and Lyndah repo a vehicle from a unruly and untalented guitarist. Plus, Froy and Sonia bite off more than they can chew when they try to reclaim an SUV from a confused and embittered former football player.</desc>
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    <title>Naked and Dangerous - S07E12</title>
    <desc>First, Sonia and Lyndah try to repossess a hot tub away from a group of upset partiers. Then, Lou and Matt try to negotiate with a pair of unintelligible and enraged parade participants. And, Lou and Lyndah must repo a car from a group of old men.</desc>
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    <title>I Wasn't Ready - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sentenced to fifteen months for a crime committed in her youth, Piper Chapman leaves her supportive fiance Larry for her new home: a women's prison.</desc>
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    <title>Nothing Left on Earth Excepting Fishes - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ed finds himself behind enemy lines when he crash-lands on a mysterious planet. Kelly questions why Gordon wants to take the Command Test.</desc>
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    <title>All the World is Birthday Cake - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Orville makes First Contact and a new crew member joins the ship.</desc>
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    <title>A Hundred Thousand Angels - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Denzell must perform a dangerous operation with the skills he's learned from Claire. William asks for help from an unexpected source in his mission to save Jane.</desc>
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    <title>Variety - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Said returns from the hole ready to apologize to White. The inmate variety show takes shape with Busmalis as MC and White the featured performer. Robson's painful teeth force him to the dentist, something he secretly fears. The dentist recommends gum replacement surgery. Alvarez wants to give his dog to Rivera the Oz guard he blinded. Cyril's trial looms and Ryan's worried. Redding continues to search for culprit that gave Hill the drugs. Poet, in an attempt to hide the truth from Redding convinces Busmalis to tell Redding that one of the Italians did the deed. This results in Redding having DeSantos poisoned. Chucky's condition worsens and out of fear, he summons Sister Peter for spiritual help. Meanwhile, Sister Pete starts looking for Guenzel's attackers only the 3 who know (Said, Beecher, Schillinger) refuse to divulge.</desc>
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    <title>Kevin Cronin Was Here - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The FBI dives into the casino's finances. Wendy's dreams take a dark turn. Marty worries that the writing may be on the wall.</desc>
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    <title>Invasion of the Pac-Pups - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A litter of Pac-Pups come to the Pac-Family's house, and Pac-Man is trying to get rid of them.</desc>
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    <title>Journey to the Center of PacLand - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mezmaron and the Ghost Monsters try to tunnel into the Power Pellet Forest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070911 +0000" stop="20260415073300 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Forest Disappeared - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Mezmaron successfly gets the Power Pellet Forest, it's up to Pac-Man to get it back.</desc>
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    <title>Sir Chomp-a-Lot - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mezmaron sends the Ghost Monsters 50 years back into the past, but Inky's goofiness causes them to meet Pac-Man's ancestor, Sir Chomp-a-Lot.</desc>
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    <title>Neander Pac-Man - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pac-Man reads Pac-Baby a story about their prehistoric ancestor and his discovery of Power Pellets.</desc>
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    <title>Highly Haunted Hotel and More - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A couple learns they're sharing their hotel room with a ghostly guest in Arkansas, a strange formation floats over a Philadelphia neighborhood and a monstrous creature washes up on the beach in the Philippines.</desc>
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    <title>The Motel - S04E01</title>
    <desc>In the Season 4 premiere, the owners of an abandoned motel are pushed to the brink of evil.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S01E12</title>
    <desc>By-the-book ticket writer Danielle teaches Philly drivers tough lessons on the rules of parking. John and Rich scramble to find the missing keys to an impounded car as the owner loses her cool.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 16 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ticket Writer Tiffany tries to find inner serenity amidst the insults of angry citizens. At the Lot, an angry mother tries to free her car after her son borrowed it without permission--and got it towed.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 15 - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At the Impound Lot, a rap star faces problems recovering his promotional truck after it was towed. Staunch Philly ticket writer Brian seeks solace from irate citizens in his own "green acre."</desc>
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    <title>Episode 17 - S01E15</title>
    <desc>At the impound lot, even high comedy can't help two jokesters get their car back. Meanwhile, Marilyn can't find a good man on her ticketing beat, and Booters Elissa and Rob face serious mischief on the eve of Halloween.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073633 +0000" stop="20260415075840 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Chicago tourists push Larry to the breaking point at the impound lot, while Ticket Supervisor Luz tries to toughen up her "nice-guy" rookie Jim, who'd rather be singing on American Idol.</desc>
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    <title>Correspondents' Lunch - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Leslie's speech she prepared for a special event is stolen. Ben begins his new job at the Sweetums Charity Foundation. Ann summons the courage to ask an important question.</desc>
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    <title>Bailout - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Leslie is determined to help a local video store stay in business. Chris offers Tom advice on how to deal with a difficult employee. Ann resorts to blackmail to get April to be her friend.</desc>
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    <title>Partridge - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Leslie accompanies Ben on a trip to his hometown which has offered him  a key to the city. Ron deals with a lawsuit filed against him by Councilman Jamm. Ann and Chris take a parenting compatibility quiz.</desc>
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    <title>Animal Control - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Leslie decides to give the Animal Control Department a much-needed makeover. Ann tries to get Ron the medical attention he needs. Ben, Tom, and Andy recruit donors for their charity foundation.</desc>
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    <title>The Strike-Out King - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Danny has started following Keith and Laurie around all the time. He even tries dressing and acting like Keith. Ruben suggests he try baseball so he can be around kids his own age. Danny hates baseball, but turns out he is a good pitcher.</desc>
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    <title>Reuben Kincaid Lives - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Shirley tells the children they have to start being nice to Reuben. But since he is not used to this new attitude, he thinks it is because they heard he is dying. The nicer they are, the more he thinks he is dying.</desc>
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    <title>Double Trouble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Keith does not have a date for a party after the popular girl at school declines his date request, citing another date, so Laurie sets him up with one of her friends. The next day when the popular girl's plans fall through she belatedly accepts the date with Keith. Now he has two dates for the same party.</desc>
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    <title>The Last of Howard - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Partridges are on a cruise ship. Laurie meets a handsome, charming man who seems to have an interest in her. He say he is a rich heir, but his actions are not of a rich man. Keith thinks he is a jewel thief.</desc>
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    <title>Jackal Onassis Backstage Party - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the struggling new Party Down team leader, Henry is forced to juggle an incognito rock star, the return of of Ron Donald and Casey, the girl who broke his heart.</desc>
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    <title>Precious Lights Pre-School Auction - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Having trouble letting go of his leadership position, Ron and Henry clash at a fundraiser where parents will do anything to get their kids into an exclusive elementary school.</desc>
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    <title>Nick Dicintio's Orgy Night - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Catering an orgy proves to be the wrong place for Ron to deal with his recent breakup. Roman seizes the opportunity to help the host create the ideal orgy atmosphere.</desc>
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    <title>Bad News - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the grip of his addictions, Patrick Melrose must fly to New York to collect his father's ashes. Over the course of a lost Manhattan weekend, Patrick's remorseless search for satisfaction, haunted by old acquaintances and insistent inner voices, sends him into a nightmarish spiral, including a disastrous date with the girl of his dreams. Alone in his hotel room later that night, he pushes body and mind to the very edge – desperate to stay one step ahead of his rapidly encroaching past.</desc>
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    <title>C-19 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the situation mounting in Iran, getting back to Luxembourg looks grim as John struggles to adjust to life and work in Milwaukee, while a driven homicide detective begins to build her case.</desc>
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    <title>Pups Save the Director - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Francois is directing a video when his camera crane rolls away. The PAW Patrol must rescue Francois and track down his missing camera</desc>
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    <title>Air Rescue: Pups Save the Airport Opening - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Adventure Bay is getting a brand-new airport! Sweetie tries to take the Princess' place at the grand opening.</desc>
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    <title>Pups Save Humdingers Home Away from Home - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Humdinger's driving lands him and his trailer at the top of a tall spire.</desc>
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    <title>Pups Get Your Goat - S11E14</title>
    <desc>Cap'n Turbot and his cousin Francois are observing a pair of mountain goats when a sudden avalanche strikes.</desc>
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    <title>Free Willie - S2012E44</title>
    <desc>Hail a ride with the Pawn Stars when a taxi from the 1992 sci-fi movie "Free Jack" pulls up to the shop. Specially built just for the movie, do the guys give this prop some props, or send it back to the future? Then, a San Francisco Giants uniform owned by baseball legend Willie Mays has Chum and Corey seeing green. Will they try to take this deal into extra innings, or will something make them cry foul? And later, a guy walks in with a fully functioning brass hand cannon. Looking like something from a pirate movie, will Rick see a buried treasure, or is this unusual weapon just a swashbuckling novelty?</desc>
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    <title>Say It Ain't So - S2012E45</title>
    <desc>Step up to the plate with the Pawn Stars as Rick takes a swing at a book signed by "Shoeless" Joe Jackson. One of the sporting world's rarest signatures, has Rick found baseball s holy grail, or is the scribbled signature a strike out? Then, the guys check out a Savage Navy pistol. Commissioned by the U.S. military during the Civil War, will they see a profit in the uniquely designed gun, or will the deal fail to set sail? And later, Corey and Chum orbit a Moonman statue from the MTV Video Music Awards. Do the guys deliver an acceptance speech, or send their regrets?</desc>
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    <title>Some Like It Not - S2012E46</title>
    <desc>Take the Pawn Stars hostage, when a $20 bill from infamous hijacker "DB Cooper" skydives into the shop. The only unsolved airplane hijacking in U.S. history, do the guys pay a king s ransom, or will negotiations get lost to the wind? Then, a guy marches in with a sword from the Civil War. Made for the foot artillery, does Rick see a sharp profit to be made or will he lose his edge? And later, Rick and Corey check out a collection of paintings by actor Tony Curtis. Will these works give them a whiff of the sweet smell of success?</desc>
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    <title>Fork it Over - S2012E47</title>
    <desc>Take flight with the Pawn Stars as they check out a fork from the wreckage of the Hindenburg. Considered one of history's greatest disasters, will Rick fork over some cash for this rare item, or will the deal crash and burn? Then, Old Man and Chum are offered a high-caliber Winchester rifle. Nicknamed the "elephant gun" for its ability to take down big game, can the guys separate this piece from the herd, or are they taking a shot in the dark? And later, Rick and the Old Man check out a 1958 Packard Baker. Will the Old Man be able to say no to this combination of a Packard and a Studebaker, or is this one too far gone even for him?</desc>
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    <title>What You Talkin' 'Bout Sturgis? - S2012E49</title>
    <desc>It's the surprise of a lifetime, when the Pawn Stars give Chumlee a customized Harley-Davidson FXR for his 30th birthday. Will he join them on their trip to the motorcycle rally in Sturgis, or faint from the shock? Then, Rick and the Old Man look at a collection of original blueprints from the U.S.S. Maine. A battleship whose sinking led to the Spanish-American War, do the guys score a direct hit with these rare drawings? Then, Rick is spinning over a wooden 1940s airplane propeller. Hand-carved by master propeller maker Ole Fahlin, will negotiations go sky-high, or never even get off the ground?</desc>
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    <title>The Ties That Grind - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hoping to find a place among them, Peacemaker interviews for a spot in the Justice Gang, while Harcourt struggles to find work on the heels of Adebayo's bombshell press conference. Economos is forced to surveil Peacemaker.</desc>
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    <title>A Man is Only as Good as His Bird - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Economos clashes with his new handler, Peacemaker must deal with the consequences of his actions in the alternate dimension.</desc>
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    <title>Gold - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Tommy races to find Esme. In his stead, Ada introduces Jack Nelson to Mosley and Diana. Arthur meets a recovered addict who understands his struggle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061643 +0000" stop="20260415064133 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mugging - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Some muggers steal Mark's precious BlackBerry, which puts him off his stroke with Sophie. Meanwhile, Jeremy faces a tricky dilemma over the love of his life and a potential threesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064133 +0000" stop="20260415070541 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sectioning - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jeremy is forced to consider getting an old friend sectioned. And he soon realises sectioning could be a good way of getting rid of other problem people...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070541 +0000" stop="20260415072903 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrooming - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jeremy plans to throw a secret magic mushroom party in the flat, where he hopes to seduce his ex, Big Suze.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072903 +0000" stop="20260415075244 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sistering - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mark's plans for a productive week off work go out the window when his sister comes to stay and, of course, Jeremy clearly has the hots for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061855 +0000" stop="20260415064319 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Makeover - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Miss Yvonne is willing to give a beauty makeover to the next person who steps into the playhouse, and it ends up being Mrs. Steve! Then, the Cowntess has a tea party. You'll have the "time" of your life!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064319 +0000" stop="20260415070741 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Restaurant - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Pee-wee is the maitre d', waiter and cashier while playing restaurant. Customer Captain Carl orders everything on the menu only to learn that all they have are peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches! Also, Dixie is having a particularly bad "day."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070741 +0000" stop="20260415073204 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants in Your Pants - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The ants are loose, the ants are loose! While Pee Wee is playing house with Miss Yvonne and the Playhouse Gang, the ants sneak out of their farm, go marching into the Dinosaur Family's home, steal a cake and get all over everybody and everything. "What" will Pee Wee do? The 'Ants In Your Pants Dance!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073204 +0000" stop="20260415075627 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster In The Playhouse - S01E09</title>
    <desc>"Look" out because Mrs. Steve reports that there is a giant, one-eyed monster in town! He appears in the Playhouse, on the loose, and scares everyone! After Pee-wee makes the monster a snack, and Jambi grants Pee-wee's wish to understand the monster, the whole gang has a new friend! They even play a game of golf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060120 +0000" stop="20260415063010 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holier Than Thou - S03E05</title>
    <desc>To most of the world, highly revered figures such as Mother Theresa, Mahatma Gandhi and the Dalai Lama are larger-than-life symbols of love, peace and charity. But how much of our perception of "sainthood" is built on hype and not facts? This episode reveals the dark side of the so-called enlightened ones and delves into why we're so susceptible to buying into their bullshit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063010 +0000" stop="20260415065910 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>College degrees will lead us to future happiness, enlightenment, fun, preparation for life, a fulfilling job, as well as national prosperity. At least, that's what we've been told and sold. That's brochure bullshit! Been to a college lately? Rather than beacons of enlightenment, colleges have become bloated 400 billion dollar a year corporations, islands isolated from the real world, treacherous minefields where free speech and individual liberty often get trampled. And not only that, but going to college offers no sure path to an enriching life…or even a blue-collar job!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065910 +0000" stop="20260415072721 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Brother - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Has our surveillance society made our lives more convenient? Has it succeeded in deterring crime and terrorism? Are the watchers just a bunch of incompetents as prone to distraction as the two bit rent-a-cop security guards at your neighborhood mall? Have the freedoms guaranteed us by the Constitution become just another load of Bullshit? In this episode, we'll watch the watchers and discover what role human nature plays in data mining and surveillance. We'll unveil the latest, and scariest, technologies and prove just how easy it is to get the goods on anyone - even you. Security? Freedom? There's bullshit on all sides!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072721 +0000" stop="20260415075541 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The business of hair is a billion dollar industry. People who don't have it, want it. People who have it in the wrong spots, want to get rid of it, or move it to other areas of their anatomy. Hair unites the genders. We're all obsessed with it. From the tops of our heads to the nooks and crannies down below, we'll get into every vain detail…and every sweaty crevice. Styling, waxing, shaving, cutting, extending, replacing…even one of the greatest magic tricks of all time - Johnny Thompson's comb-over technique! And that's no bullshit!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063953 +0000" stop="20260415072146 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke There's Magic - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Magicians Joel Meyers &amp; Spidey, Rick Lax, Marcus Eddie, and Bruce Gold try to fool the veteran duo with their tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061730 +0000" stop="20260415065931 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Beat My Dog With A Machete - S18E83</title>
    <desc>Causing A Doggone Confrontation - Renting A Crummy Cottage - Being Cagey About Cabinets</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065931 +0000" stop="20260415074029 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Killed My Dog - S26E01</title>
    <desc>You Killed My Dog; Letting Her Lover Down</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060757 +0000" stop="20260415061309 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happily Ever After - S08E35</title>
    <desc>In The Classroom Madame Gazelle Reads A Story But There's A Page Missing So She Makes Up A Ending During Recess The Kids Make Their Alternative Endings Which Everyone Likes Better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061309 +0000" stop="20260415061809 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Singing Lesson - S08E36</title>
    <desc>Today The Classroom Has A Singing Class When The Parents Arrive The Children Perform Their Song And Madame Gazelle Tells Them That There Will Be A Singing Competition Tommorow</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061809 +0000" stop="20260415062309 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Singing Competition - S08E37</title>
    <desc>Today Is The Adults Singing Contest And The Kids Are The Judges The Contest Ends With The Kids Singing Grampy Rabbit's New Song</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062309 +0000" stop="20260415062820 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Party Bus - S08E28</title>
    <desc>Miss Rabbit's Arrives With The Broken Party Bus It's A Job For Grampy Rabbit Once It's Fixed Mummy Rabbit And Rebecca Rabbit Arrive With A Cake As It's His Birthday</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062820 +0000" stop="20260415063331 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S08E38</title>
    <desc>Mummy Pig's sister, Aunt Dotty travels from far away for Thanksgiving dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063331 +0000" stop="20260415063750 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Cards - S08E39</title>
    <desc>In The Classroom The Children Madame Gazelle And With The Help Of Granny Sheep Create A Giant Christmas Card Full Of Messages Drawings And Gifts To Thank Father Christmas</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063750 +0000" stop="20260415064256 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Announcement - S08E42</title>
    <desc>Today is a special day because Mummy and Daddy Pig have some big news to tell Peppa and George. But the two have a hard time waiting patiently and decide to distract themselves by playing. The parents get their attention by telling them that they will soon have a little brother, sparking Peppa and George's excitement. Peppa wants to know the size of the little one in Mummy's belly and, with the help of their mobile phone, they discover the various stages of growth, which are compared to the size of various fruits and vegetables. The little ones thus have an idea of ​​how their little brother will grow and can't wait to meet him!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064256 +0000" stop="20260415064802 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Being Babies - S08E43</title>
    <desc>Peppa is in Rebecca Rabbit's den and they are baking cupcakes, but when the twins start crying, Mummy Rabbit goes off to feed them. Peppa suggests that they pretend to be babies to get as much attention. Mummy Rabbit plays along, bringing them milk and then inviting them to go to sleep! They confess that they are not really babies and Mummy Rabbit pretends to be surprised that they have grown up so quickly!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064802 +0000" stop="20260415065308 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Cat's Café - S08E44</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig takes Peppa to the cafe where Candy shows Peppa how to draw pictures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065308 +0000" stop="20260415065814 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Folk Music Band - S08E50</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George are in Granny and Grandpa Pig's garden and Granny's friends are playing folk music! Peppa learns that it's old-fashioned music, played on all sorts of instruments, such as a washboard, a whistle and a hurdy-gurdy. The group plays for Grandpa Pig and makes up a song about apples. As they sing, Grandpa Pig builds an apple juice press and hands out a glass to everyone!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065814 +0000" stop="20260415070320 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staying Up Late - S08E46</title>
    <desc>Peppa is excited that Aunt and Uncle Pig and Chloe are coming for dinner tonight. Mummy Pig explains that it's a grown-up night, but after doing some chores, Peppa is allowed to stay up! Peppa finds the conversation boring, so she suggests they play a game. Peppa is proud that she stayed up, even longer than daddies!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070320 +0000" stop="20260415070827 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indoor Adventure - S08E48</title>
    <desc>A storm ruins Peppa and her family's planned outdoor adventure, so they decide to take it indoors anyway. Using their imaginations, they go sledding in the snow, climb a mountain and set up camp in the attic around a campfire and under the stars...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070827 +0000" stop="20260415071333 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New TV - S08E47</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her family are watching TV, until it breaks! While Grandpa Rabbit fixes it, the family rents a new TV, which can do everything, but it is no match for the old TV. So, when the old TV is fixed, the new TV is returned to the shop!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071333 +0000" stop="20260415071839 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cushion Den - S08E45</title>
    <desc>George is bored so Mummy Pig makes a cushion den for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071839 +0000" stop="20260415072345 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Rules - S08E52</title>
    <desc>While driving Peppa to Suzy's house, Mummy Pig reminds her to be polite and say please and thank you, but Peppa already knows this rule. At Suzy's house, Peppa is surprised to see that there are other rules: no shoes inside and no jumping on the beds. Suzy and Peppa are invited to Emily's house for a picnic. There, there are other rules: no peanuts, as Emily is allergic, and brushing your teeth after every meal. On the way home, Peppa explains the different rules for each house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072345 +0000" stop="20260415072852 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinosaurs Alive! - S08E41</title>
    <desc>Today, Madame Gazelle's students are visiting the zoo. Mr. Leo shows them a giant lizard, revealing that it will be released into the wild! The children think it is a dinosaur and the news spreads. Mr. Leo explains that it is a lizard, but if he actually had a dinosaur, he would keep the news a secret!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072852 +0000" stop="20260415073357 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larenzo Lion - S08E40</title>
    <desc>Today Mummy Pig and Peppa went to the zoo where they met Larenzo the lion, who lives inside the park and helps his father, Mr. Lion, the zookeeper, take care of the animals. Larenzo shows Peppa his toy zoo, but the wooden animals are distributed in his two bedrooms!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073357 +0000" stop="20260415073903 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calling Kylie - S08E51</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime and Peppa wonders what Kylie is doing at the moment. So Daddy Pig suggests they call her to find out. Peppa is surprised to learn that it's morning where Kylie is! Daddy Pig tries to explain why using a ball representing the Earth. The next morning Kylie calls Peppa, telling her about her busy summer day, but where Peppa lives it's winter! When Peppa tells her friends about the phone calls she's had with Kylie, they want to call her too, but Peppa knows she's still asleep!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073903 +0000" stop="20260415074409 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Dry Day - S08E49</title>
    <desc>It's a sunny and hot day, Peppa and George are playing in their inflatable pool. During the day they help the garden animals to cool down, except Tidles, who loves the high temperatures. Suddenly a storm comes and the family runs to shelter, while the animals like the rain. Peppa and George also like the rain, because it makes muddy puddles!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074409 +0000" stop="20260415074920 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving Day - S08E32</title>
    <desc>Peppa Is Playing With Candy Cat While Emily Elephant's Granny Moves Out Of The Flat When The New Neighbors Arrive Peppa Recognises Her Hoilday Friend Rohan Rhino</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074920 +0000" stop="20260415075425 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bigger House - S09E01</title>
    <desc>With the arrival of the new baby, Mummy Pig decides that they need a bigger house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075425 +0000" stop="20260415075930 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Build - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig helps remodel the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060350 +0000" stop="20260415062758 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimebusters - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Larry is promoted to the investigative reporting team of Marshall &amp; Walpole at the Chronicle and looks hard for a great story. Harriette's husband Carl is a cop who is about to make a big bust and Larry tries to take advantage of the situation to get a front-page story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062758 +0000" stop="20260415065137 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Games People Play - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Larry is assigned to be on a game show called ""Risk it All"" and Balki is his partner. Balki wants to do all the stunts on the show but Larry, to avoid humiliation, insists that he just answer questions and go home. But after being offered a Caribbean Cruise, Larry won't quit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065137 +0000" stop="20260415071517 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Fly with Me - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Larry and Balki are flying to Hawaii with Jennifer and Mary Anne serving along the way. But after eating a Myposian snack the wrong way, Jennifer and Mary Anne get sick. So Larry and Balki decide to cover for them but didn't know they weren't suppose to serve through turbulence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071517 +0000" stop="20260415073855 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Alley - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Larry's bowling team is one game away from winning the trophy that Mr. Gorpley has been waving in Larry's face for the last year. But Calvin, the star player has been sent out of town by his boss - Mr. Gorpley of course. Balki tries bowling for the first time and had an excellent score so he becomes the substitute, but his trip to the ophthalmologist before the tournament may make playing difficult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063532 +0000" stop="20260415072606 +0000" channel="C1294.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Antic Angel - S07E26</title>
    <desc>A recovering alcoholic takes to the bottle after he sees his wife, who's supposedly been dead for five years.  Then she turns up dead for real and he's arrested for her murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062825 +0000" stop="20260415071209 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crossing - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The battle to bring a crime organization to justice reaches a new level; Reese's number comes up in the machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071209 +0000" stop="20260415075551 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil's Share - S03E10</title>
    <desc>As the team seeks justice for a death, Finch fears one team member will go too far; the number of one of HR's key players comes up in the machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061018 +0000" stop="20260415063831 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With a fancy new hands free phone kit fitted in his car John arrives at Kayleigh's house only to discover she's far more excited by previous night's events.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063831 +0000" stop="20260415070559 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's John's Nan's birthday but he's forgotten to post her card. Will he be able to put things right on the journey en route to work?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070559 +0000" stop="20260415073501 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kayleigh has a lot on her mind, the last thing she needs is to be dressed as a blackcurrant for National Jam Week. Luckily John is on hand to give her some unwanted encouragement and advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060146 +0000" stop="20260415061243 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Passing Through - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb create an orb that allows its user to pass through objects to help find Linda's guitar pick, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to destroy a statue honoring his brother Roger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061243 +0000" stop="20260415062420 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candace's Big Day - S02E39</title>
    <desc>When Aunt Tiana and Uncle Bob’s wedding is moved to the Flynn-Fletcher's backyard, Candace hopes that her brothers do not upstage her role as maid of honor. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to transform food into junk food</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062420 +0000" stop="20260415063624 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Was a Middle Aged Robot - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Lawrence's memory is accidentally erased by a gadget in Perry's lair before participating in a father-daughter race with Candace, so Perry operates a robot version of Lawrence to fill in for him. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz invents an opposite of glue named "Eulg," which breaks stuff apart rather than join it together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063624 +0000" stop="20260415064654 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suddenly Suzy - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Candace and Suzy try to get Phineas and Ferb to bust themselves, the boys build a replica of Niagara Falls so they can ride a barrel over it, Doofenshmirtz builds a device to increase his carbon footprint.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064654 +0000" stop="20260415065852 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover Carl - S02E42</title>
    <desc>When the boys build an Anti-Gravity Fun Launcher, Carl accidentally intercepts their plans and assumes they are working for Dr. Doofenshmirtz, so he is sent undercover to figure out what they are doing. Meanwhile, Perry tries to find a lost agent, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz also acquires the blueprints to help with a parking issue on his street.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065852 +0000" stop="20260415070927 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hip Hip Parade - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb decide to help build floats for all the neighborhood kids in the yearly "Tri-State Area Unification Day" parade, but a family grudge leads Buford and his family to try and wreak havoc on the parade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070927 +0000" stop="20260415072131 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After watching a sci-fi movie marathon, Candace becomes convinced that Ferb is an alien. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to market an evil invention by claiming it to be a cleaning device.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072131 +0000" stop="20260415073204 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't No Kiddie Ride - S02E45</title>
    <desc>The boys trick out the kiddie rides at a store, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to burn his name into the atmosphere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073204 +0000" stop="20260415074343 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Phineas and Ferb - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Irving’s brother Albert doesn’t believe that Phineas and Ferb are anything special, and since he claims to be the “Truth Detector,” he can prove it. Desperate to prove Albert wrong, Irving convinces Baljeet and Buford to pose as Phineas and Ferb beside a giant hologram of the boys’ Eiffel Tower construction. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is fed up with the quality of accessories for his model train set, and decides to shrink down a variety of national monuments to add to his collection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074343 +0000" stop="20260415075438 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phineas and Ferb-Busters! - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Candace, Stacy, and Jenny team up to try and bust Phineas and Ferb together. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz enlists a new robot to replace Norm, but a power surge causes it to glitch and turn against him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061722 +0000" stop="20260415064139 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opening Night - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix Club is re-opening tonight with the help of Roy "It's The Way I Tell 'Em'" Walker and Brian and the crew have to make sure everything runs smoothly which isn't helped by a Nazi-themed bandit, singing builders, a power cut, a racist folk band and Max and Paddy. Opening Night is sure to be great.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064139 +0000" stop="20260415070556 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild West Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Following new DJ Ray-von's first use of his home made sound and entertainment system, cashier ""The Captain"" dies of smoke inhalation. Owner Brian orders The Captain's corpse moved into the pennine suite as in there his death would be viewed as natural causes instead of manslaughter. During the Captain's funeral the club tv is stolen from under the nose of the club locals and bar staff. Elsewhere Brian brings in a bucking bronco instead of the broken snooker table. Inspired by the bucking bronco compare Jerry organise's a wild west night featuring Wild Bill and Trigger the horse, line dancing and a staged gun fight featuring the Preston Posse vs the Keightly confederates where rivalries lead to a bar brawl. Meanwhile Trigger the horse consumes a large amount of beer while he is tied up in an empty suite leading Brian to use the classic phrase ""I KNOW A PISSED HORSE WHEN I SEE ONE""</desc>
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    <title>Disco Inferno - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix puts on a ""Pyskick"" night. But following a fire safety inspection the club is forced to close. Brian fakes a heart attack to prevent a speeding fine, and later blackmails fire safety official Keith Lard into granting them a fire safety licence by using a forged photos of Keith getting frisky with a dog. The Show goes on with ""pyskick"" Clinton Baptiste offending the punters and calling one a ""nonce"" leading to him getting knocked out. Paddy and Max discuss Sean Connery's wigs.</desc>
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    <title>Singles Night - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's Single's Night at the Phoenix! Brian runs over a lady's foot with his wheelchair which leads to sparks flying between the two. Brian quickly thinks he's falling in love and buys a new water bed only to discover his new lady works for the council and is investigating him for false disability claims.</desc>
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    <title>Hook, Line &amp; Pinker - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Pink panther becomes a superhero/Pink panther saves Ant from Aardvark.</desc>
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    <title>Valentine Pink - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Dino Sour Head - S02E19</title>
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    <title>The Luck o' the Pinkish - S02E20</title>
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    <title>Of Mouse and Man - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Brain plans to take over the world by creating a voice mail system that will tie up everyone on the planet long enough for him to take over. In order to do this he needs money. He decides to get it by getting a job and then staging an accident in order to sue the company.</desc>
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    <title>Tokyo Grows - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Brain uses an enlarging ray to make himself and Pinky four hundred feet tall. With Pinky dressed as a Gollyzilla, Brain stages a fight to make himself look like hero. But then the real Gollyzilla shows up.</desc>
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    <title>That Smarts - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Brain makes Pinky smarter so his stupidity won't ruin anymore plans.</desc>
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    <title>Brainstem - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pinky and Brain perform a song about the brain.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky &amp; the Fog - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Brain gains the ability to cloud the minds of men with his voice. He tries to get on the radio by adapting the persona of "The Fog". Unfortunately his plan falls apart when he gets to the studio.</desc>
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    <title>Where No Mouse Has Gone Before - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Brain hears that a space probe is about to be launched. On the probe is a plaque with a representation of man and woman. Brain changes the plaque to make it appear that he rules the world. Aliens discover the probe and take Pinky and the Brain to their planet where they honor them just like they are "honored" on Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071200 +0000" stop="20260415071507 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheese Roll Call - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Pinky sings about cheese.</desc>
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    <title>Brainania - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Brain hatches a plan to take over the world by using static electricity to shock the world into submission. Unfortunately he needs several billion dollars to build a giant clothes dryer. Pinky and the Brain head to Island X where they set up a fake country and hope to get a giant foreign aid loan from the United States.</desc>
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    <title>TV or Not TV - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Brain develops a special pair of dentures that can produce a smile that can hypnotize anyone who is not wearing a special pair of sunglasses. In order to take over the world, he needs people to see the mesmerizing smile. He figures that he needs to get on TV and in order to do that he has to become a celebrity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062052 +0000" stop="20260415064321 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>National Buffoon's European Vacation - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Thurgood balks at telling Muriel of Juicy's crush on her, since she thinks all of Juicy's thoughtful presents to her are from her husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064321 +0000" stop="20260415070548 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cruising for a Bluesing - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Would-be bluesmen Thurgood, Walter, Jimmy and Sanchez get stranded in the urban wastelands of the South South Side on the way to the gig of their dreams.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070548 +0000" stop="20260415072756 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes a Thurgood - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Thurgood fears his job is at risk when he discovers a homeless teenager living in the boiler room.</desc>
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    <title>Miracle Cleaner on 134th Street - S03E07</title>
    <desc>To warn Sharique of the dangers of being an entrepreneur in the projects, Thurgood tells her about a cleaning solution he invented, Formula Forty-O Nine, and how a big corporation tried to take advantage of his accidental brilliance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060035 +0000" stop="20260415064823 +0000" channel="C1303.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trap - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In a ruined city, Burke and Urko are trapped underground and must reluctantly work together to escape, while Alan and Galen must deal with Urko's gorilla patrol in the streets above.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064823 +0000" stop="20260415073610 +0000" channel="C1303.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Seeds - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Burke and Virdon have to seek the help of a gorilla farmer and his family when Galen falls sick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060453 +0000" stop="20260415062624 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgment Day! - S07E52</title>
    <desc>With their stay in Lilycove over, Ash and the gang must now catch a ferry to Mossdeep City so Ash can compete in the next Gym. However, in their hurry the gang accidentally catch the wrong boat and end up on Banba Island instead. Deciding to head into the City to find another way to Mossdeep, the gang enounter Jimmy, an up-and-coming Pokemon Referee who owns an Ivysaur, Charmeleon and Wartortle. Jimmy takes them to the Referee School (they must have a school for everything in Hoenn!) where Ash and Brock have a Double Battle. Afterwards Jimmy explains that he started with a Squirtle, and after catching Ivysaur and Charmeleon, he attempted to be a great battler and win Gym Badges in Kanto, but the only one he won was the Cascade Badge from Cerulean... and that was for just cleaning the place for Misty's sister Daisy! While Ash and the gang try to encourage him, Team Rocket plan on steal Jimmy's Pokemon...</desc>
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    <title>Clamperl of Wisdom - S08E01</title>
    <desc>On the way to Mossdeep City, Ash and friends encounter Spoink again. It is floating on a log and a wave knocks it off. They rescue it, but it starts jumping around and the pearl on its head falls into the ocean. After searching the ocean with Mudkip and Corphish, Ash and friends head for a nearby island with the sad Spoink. There, they meet Isiah who is studying a blue pearl. Team Rocket tries to steal it, but Spoink ends up foiling their plans and runs off with the pearl!</desc>
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    <title>The Relicanth Really Can - S08E02</title>
    <desc>On their way to Mossdeep, Ash and Co. stop on a beach and they see a diver coming on the beach with a box.The man goes up to them and show them a necklace made of Green Shards.He said he found it on a Relicanth so he brings them to his shop and say he's going to looks for the treasure of a sunken ship.Ash and Co. agree to go with him and they go in a sub. Meanwhile in their Magikarp Sub,Team Rocket sees all the Relicanth underwater so the plan to steal all the Relicanth and the treasure so they can give it to Giovanni.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070957 +0000" stop="20260415073143 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evolutionary War - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Ash and the gang are still on their way to Mossdeep when Max says that, according to the PokeNav, there are three islands approaching called the A, B, &amp; C Islands , one of which has a Pokemon Center. However the journey is interrupted when a bunch of kids ride past on a bunch of Huntail and Gorebyss, which both evolve from Clamperl. While at the Pokemon Center, the group hear a brother and sister arguing about if Huntail or Gorebyss are better than each other, which is a rivalry between the other two islands. While attempting to mediate the quarrel, Ash and the others meet up with their old friend Professor Birch, who explains he is on the island to investigate the mystery of Clamperl's evolution...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073143 +0000" stop="20260415075327 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Wrecks - S08E04</title>
    <desc>The gang visit Small Rocky Muscle Island, the final island stop before Mossdeep, and they soon meet the trainers who live there, and discover that their philosphy is that a trainer should focus on enhancing their own body as well as their Pokemon, and therefore they spend a lot of time weight training and they invite Ash and the others to join them. While May and Max spend their time on the island getting to know the benefits of weight training, Ash finds himself in a Double Battle with the group's leader. Ash decides to use Pikachu and Grovyle against his Quagsire and Walrein, but this soon proves to be a mistake, as Quagsire is able to intercept all of Pikachu's Electric Attacks (and since it's part ground, it has no effect) and Walrein is able to use it's Ice Ball attack to inflict major damage, leaving Ash in trouble. Meanwhile Team Rocket, upon arriving on Ganga Island, have their Magikarp sub washed away, and find themselves stranded...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063032 +0000" stop="20260415071310 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Favorite Pro - Night 5 - S06E29</title>
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  <programme start="20260415071310 +0000" stop="20260415075550 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Favorite Pro - Director's Cut - S06E30</title>
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    <title>Cop Scouts - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Kingpin's people have stolen the crown jewels of Ruritania, hiding them in an Edsen car that is shipped to the city. However, Kingpin doesn't know which car contains the merchandise, so he hires teenagers to steal every Edsen in the city, until they can find the goods. Meanwhile, young Billy and his friends are the first to join Lassard's new Cop Scout program. Their mission is to help Mahoney and friends infiltrate the car theft ring, and bring the criminals to justice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062234 +0000" stop="20260415064456 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Jekyll and Gangster Hyde - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Professor invents a formula that turns criminals into honest people and vice versa and Sharky Diamond and his Diamond Gang use it to turn him into part of the wrong crowd.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064456 +0000" stop="20260415070645 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Big House - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mahoney, Jones, Zed and Sweetchuck go undercover in the state penitentiary to find the mastermind of the diamond thefts. Meanwhile, Lassard learns that his first arrest, Muggsy Maggoy, is being released by hunches that he maybe the missing link to the crime. Lassard tails him to prove his old man status is still worthy of being a cop, before the trail leaves him permanently retired.</desc>
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    <title>Kingpin's Council of Crime - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kingpin and the rest of the escapees: Claw, Amazona, Lockjaw, Numbskull and Mr. Sleaze, are the great council of the crime, a criminal organization for all the escapees. They want to make a big train robbery to steal the world's largest gold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072835 +0000" stop="20260415075024 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ship of Jewels - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A criminal by the name of "King Neptune" and his "minions of the seas" have stolen campaign funds for the mayor's re-election. It's up to Mahoney and his crew to solve the case before it gets even fishier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061332 +0000" stop="20260415064139 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hustler - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ives is such a loser that if Elizabeth Taylor had triplets, he'd be the one in the middle on the bottle. But there's no way he's going to be left out of Fletch's gambling enterprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064139 +0000" stop="20260415070910 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night In - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fletch explains to Godber that the best way to cope with his first night in prison, is to see it as just a "quiet night in". Trouble is, Godber's got another 698 to go.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070910 +0000" stop="20260415073724 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day Out - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The rest of the working party are thrilled to have a day out, but Fletch is masking indifference - what's so exciting about digging a ditch anyway?</desc>
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    <title>Blackout - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Electricity is shut off for the entire City of Portland due to unpaid bills at the Mayor's Office. Peter and Nance have a mysterious guest at their bed and breakfast. Kath and Dave go into survival mode. Fred and Carrie team up to find Mr. Mayor and restore power to the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062414 +0000" stop="20260415064642 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharing Finances - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A young woman is haunted by very smart ghosts; Doug and Claire make a big commitment to one another; Kath and Dave make the most of fifteen minutes; Sandra finally finds a soul mate; Fred is visited by a Date Fact Checker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064642 +0000" stop="20260415070911 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ecoterrorists - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ecoterrorists protest animal testing at a makeup company; Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out!; Toni and Candace have a car wash; Fred misses hip hop; Dave helps Kath get a good night's sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070911 +0000" stop="20260415073140 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celery Guy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A celery salesman goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it’s beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy. A fed up office worker wants to become a gutterpunk. Guest starring Steve Buscemi, Jeff Goldblum, Silas Weir Mitchell and Kumail Nanjiani.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073140 +0000" stop="20260415075408 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pull-Out King - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A punk from the ‘80s wakes up from a coma. An e-mail goes neglected. Nina has surprising news for Lance. Malcolm and Kris tailgate a Prairie Home Companion live show. Carrie dates a tax lawyer. Guest starring Jello Biafra, Annie Clark, Jeff Goldblum, Duff McKagan and Mark Proksch.</desc>
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    <title>Wagga Wagga - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cooler meets his long-lost girlfriend, Penelope, but is still angry whenever her name is mentioned. It all had something to do with Captain Slaughter and the once-existed town of Wagga Wagga.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062842 +0000" stop="20260415065047 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Star Pup - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A trio of Marx brothers-esque dogs called the Three Wise Guys arrive at the Pound in search of the Star Pup, a dog destined to defeat Captain Slaughter. The Star Pup is easily identified by a star-shaped birthmark. But when Nose Marie is suddenly idenified as the Star Pup by the mark on her neck, she is celebrated. But does she have the knowhow to beat the captain?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065047 +0000" stop="20260415071252 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Howlidays - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Holly and the puppies lose the pound after Katrina hid overdue bills. With no home for the puppies, it’s up to the help of Zazu to make Katrina reconsider re-opening the pound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071252 +0000" stop="20260415073457 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Hounders - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When the Terrible Terrier haunts Holly's Puppy Pound, the Pound Puppies turn to Biff Barker, a famous dog actor from a well-known TV series, "Ghost Hounders", for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073457 +0000" stop="20260415075700 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whopper Gets the Point - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Whopper learns that not all shots are painful.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060330 +0000" stop="20260415062533 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruff Ruff Bunch - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Super Secret Pup Club join a high society dog club, while the Pound Puppies search for the lost dog Cuddlesworth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062533 +0000" stop="20260415064736 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salty - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Salty, an ailing sea dog, tries to choose his own replacement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064736 +0000" stop="20260415070939 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squawk - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Niblet spills the Pound Puppies' secrets to a new parrot at the pound who escapes and begins blabbing top secret information to the humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070939 +0000" stop="20260415073143 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Accidental Pup Star - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rebound is caught singing a song in an online video, and the Pound Puppies have to prevent McLeish from using this to become famous, as well as discredit the fact that dogs can talk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073143 +0000" stop="20260415075346 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Dogs Allowed - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Pound Puppies investigate why people are returning their pups to the pound and find that the landlord of an apartment has a no-dogs-allowed policy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064902 +0000" stop="20260415074424 +0000" channel="C1311.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Man - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After being duped by Tariq, Vincent holds Tariq hostage. Ghost and Tommy call a temporary truce in order to face a common enemy. Tasha puts her differences to the side and turns to an unlikely ally for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064645 +0000" stop="20260415074524 +0000" channel="C1312.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Need vs. Greed - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Tariq, Brayden, Effie, and Cane divvy up Noma’s product to push. Lorenzo sets a plan in motion to keep Monet off his trail after she orders him to find Zeke’s killer. Cane looks into what happened at Mecca’s hangar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060613 +0000" stop="20260415062739 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lightspeed Teamwork - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Joel meets Miss Fairweather, an employee at the Lightspeed Aquabase, and instantly falls in love. He's blissfully unaware that she's one of the most important people there, the designer and head developer of the Rangers' equipment and powers! Soon, the Demons unleash the volcanic and giant Magmavore monster upon Mariner Bay. The Lightspeed Rescue Rangers must use their new Zords to combat not only the demon, but to bring safety to the citizens of the city. Can the new team work together, or will Joel's showboating and egotism jeopardize more than just his romantic chances with Ms. Fairweather?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062739 +0000" stop="20260415064907 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial by Fire - S08E03</title>
    <desc>During a training exercise, Carter rushes through with record time, only to have his recklessness with his blaster count against him. Captain Mitchell urges the use of brains over weapon-usage. When the Red Ranger later is ordered to stand down while chasing Vypra through a civilian-filled parking garage, a small boy is injured in the melee, and though Carter feels this proves he's not cut out to be a Ranger, the bigger picture soon reveals he did the right thing after all. Meanwhile, Vypra encounters the Rangers for the first time when scheming to create Earthquakes to level Mariner Bay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064907 +0000" stop="20260415071034 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riding the Edge - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Kelsey saves the dog of a woman named Nancy, and soon learns she's the pilot for Mariner Bay's own space shuttle program! When Nancy attempts to bring her shuttle in for a landing, the Whirlin' monster's windy attacks (in an effort to blow away the city) put her in danger. It's up to the Rangers to rescue her, and put a stop to the demon. Also, our heroes have their first encounter with Diabolico!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071034 +0000" stop="20260415073201 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Trust - S08E05</title>
    <desc>While the other four Rangers escort a scientist carrying a powerful fuel cell to the Aquabase from the airport, Captain Mitchell assigns his daughter instead to drive his old pal Earl to the base for a fishing trip. Dana is furious that he doesn't trust her enough to go along with her teammates, but the truth of the situation becomes evident when the Fireor monster discovers the scientist lacks the supposed cell!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073201 +0000" stop="20260415075329 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheels of Destruction - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When Vypra uses her Vyprari vehicle against the Rangers, doing damage to their Rescue Rover, it's up to Ms. Fairweather to come up with a new weapon for them to use against her. But Joel is misled into believing she's making him something especially. How will he take it when he discovers it's a gift for the whole team? And will these new Lightspeed Cycles be enough to put a stop to the Vyprari?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060216 +0000" stop="20260415062438 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Child Fearing - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Professor has to go out to an award's ceremony. He forgets to call the babysitter so he calls the Mayor who calls up Mojo Jojo to babysit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062438 +0000" stop="20260415064432 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Criss Cross Crisis - S03E05</title>
    <desc>In an experiment gone wrong the Professor switches everyone's bodies around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064432 +0000" stop="20260415065527 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubblevision - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bubbles has problems seeing, so she's forced to wear glasses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065527 +0000" stop="20260415071945 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bought and Scold - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Princess buys Townsville and makes crime legal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071945 +0000" stop="20260415073039 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gettin' Twiggy With It - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ms. Keane assigns pet duty since its Friday. The Powerpuff Girls volunteer, but she chooses Mitch to take care of Twiggy, the class hamster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073039 +0000" stop="20260415074133 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cop Out - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A lazy cop named Mike Bricoski lets his other fellow cops do the dirty work for him, but when he gets fired he takes his revenge out on the Powerpuff Girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074133 +0000" stop="20260415075227 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Girls and a Monster - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Blossom and Buttercup have an argument thinking that brains or brawn is the best way to destroy a monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060824 +0000" stop="20260415065030 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Possibilities - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cassidy helps Jesse explore his newfound power; based on new information, Tulip tries to convince Jesse to seek revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065030 +0000" stop="20260415073312 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Swamp - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jesse makes Quincannon a bet he can't refuse; and Cassidy works to fend off the angels. Meanwhile, Tulip tries to bring justice to Annville.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060446 +0000" stop="20260415064905 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Your Puppet - S03E23</title>
    <desc>As "A" continues to play games, the stakes are raised higher as each girl is forced into difficult positions. Aria starts seriously contemplating her relationship with Ezra as his new family situation continues to eat away at her. Hanna is thrown into the middle of Caleb's family drama when Jamie's shady past comes back to haunt him. Emily is determined to prove Spencer wrong in hopes of helping her, but she might not be ready for what she finds. In the end, will the Liars be able to get out of their sticky situations or will "A" have them right where he/she wants them? Meanwhile, Spencer searches for answers about Mona's time in Radley Sanitarium.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064905 +0000" stop="20260415073154 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A dAngerous gAme - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Spencer is back home and presenting a good front, but Aria, Hanna and Emily are not so sure their friend is fully back after seeing how fragile she was just a day or so before. Unfortunately the girls don't have much time to ponder Spencer's health as shocking revelations are brought to the forefront. With so much happening and new information being uncovered, will the Liars be ready for what is waiting for them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060006 +0000" stop="20260415063811 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wed, Dec 12, 2018 - S47E55</title>
    <desc>Amazing things are happening at the wheel today... THIS and SO much more on today's episode of TPIR: Games include 'Now Or Then', 'Gas Money' and 'Double Cross'. Drew Carey hosts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063811 +0000" stop="20260415071637 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thu, Dec 13, 2018 - S47E56</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071637 +0000" stop="20260415075449 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fri, Dec 14, 2018 - S47E57</title>
    <desc>Have fun today with some TPIR. Games include 'Do The Math', 'Dice Game' and 'Punch A Bunch'. Drew Carey hosts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060505 +0000" stop="20260415065050 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The police delve deeper into the murder of Julie-Ann Collins, setting their sights on the driver of the car the victim was last seen climbing into. However, as the hunt gets under way, relations become strained between Jane and DI Bradfield when she walks her drunken boss home one night.

Meanwhile, Clifford Bentley is fuming over the attack on his wife by gangland kingpin Clay Whiteley and launches a revenge attack - putting his family's criminal interests in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065050 +0000" stop="20260415073616 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Following the revelation of the red Jaguar in George and Mary Collins’ garage, the pair protest their innocence about their daughter’s final days. The case against them hardens when forensics officers discover further signs of violence against Julie Ann in their home.
 
With the timeline of Julie Ann’s injuries not adding up, Jane pursues a witness who say Eddie visited George Collins the night before Julie Ann’s death. Backed into a corner, George makes a confession that throws an unexpected light on his daughter's death.
 
Meanwhile, Clifford Bentley is released from prison and returns home to a hero’s welcome. Alongside John and David, Clifford is ready to put the final plans in motion for the bank robbery, but café owner Silas is getting cold feet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061237 +0000" stop="20260415065643 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.O.B. - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A wary Michael meets with Christina. The General arrives in Miami. T-Bag must prove himself to the Company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065643 +0000" stop="20260415074038 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboys and Indians - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Michael must make a choice as chaos reigns at the energy conference.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060751 +0000" stop="20260415065307 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arrival - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A man awakes in an isolated desert community called the Village with no idea of how he got there. He is designated Six, as everyone in The Village is referred to only by a number and the Villager's administrator, Two, attempts to assimilate him into the community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065307 +0000" stop="20260415073941 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harmony - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Number 6's feeble attempt at escape soon comes to an end and he is returned to the Village. There he is introduced to Number 16 who claims to be his brother. Number 6 is understandably skeptical about it all and has no recollection of 16. He also learns that he is a bus driver by profession, giving tours around the the Village. When he comes across a ship's anchor in the middle of the desert he begins to think there may be another way to escape. We learn more about Number 6's life in New York City and that he had resigned as an analyst with a security company that reviewed CCTV footage from around the world. It is also clear that he was under observation even then. As Number 6 goes from what he thinks is reality to waking dreams, he is no longer sure what is real and what is imagined. Meanwhile, Two tries to deal with his son's growing sense of rebellion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064912 +0000" stop="20260415073203 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heeeeere's Lassie! - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Lassiter hires Shawn and Gus to get to the bottom of strange occurrences at his new condo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061204 +0000" stop="20260415063334 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pitbull, Kelis, Too $hort - S08E07</title>
    <desc>[1] Pitbull helps out at a turkey drive. [2] Too Short finds himself in hot water at a charity car wash. [3] Kelis learns that there is no such thing as fashionably late, especially when kids are involved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063334 +0000" stop="20260415065435 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alyson Michalka, John Cena, Kerr Smith - S08E08</title>
    <desc>[1] Aly and AJ learn that you shouldn't ever feed the bears. [2] John Cena gets caught up in a funeral procession. [3] Kerr Smith learns that at the Punk'd store, you break it you buy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065435 +0000" stop="20260415071506 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justin Bieber - S09E01</title>
    <desc>This season Ashton Kutcher is passing the torch to a different celebrity guest host each week who will punk their unsuspecting famous friends.

Justin Bieber is the guest host in the Season 9 opener, which finds the teen pop star pranking pals Taylor Swift, Rob Dyrdek and Sean Kingston.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071506 +0000" stop="20260415073536 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bam Margera - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Guest host Bam Margera pranks Tyler the Creator; Ronnie Ortiz-Magro; Tyler Posey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073536 +0000" stop="20260415075634 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hayden Panettiere - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Guest host Hayden Panettiere punks Dianna Agron, Zac Efron and Snooki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061218 +0000" stop="20260415063519 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go, Dog. Go! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A.R.F. is reprogrammed to take the pugs where they want, but not bring them back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063519 +0000" stop="20260415065850 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigs and Pugs - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Bob mistakes a mud-covered pig for Rolly and accidentally leaves him behind on the farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065850 +0000" stop="20260415072146 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob Loves Mona - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The pugs travel to the Great Wall of China to search for the missing Mona Lisa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072146 +0000" stop="20260415074517 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Rain on My Pug-rade - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Bob can't leave his house to watch a parade, the pups enlist a family of ducks to march past the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062533 +0000" stop="20260415070847 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Oh, Oh... It's Magic - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Ned agrees to help a famed magician whose animal assistants are being killed off; Dwight Dixon tries to cozy up to Lily and Vivian, but Lily is suspicious of his motives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070847 +0000" stop="20260415075131 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robbing Hood - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A lawyer for the late Gustav Hoffer suspects his client's death was not part of a robbery gone wrong as was reported, but rather murder.  He hires Emerson Cod and Ned to find out who killed Hoffer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061044 +0000" stop="20260415071224 +0000" channel="C1331.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Death Drop - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Some folks across Chucalissa fight for what's theirs, while others struggle to accept the things they can't change.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064647 +0000" stop="20260415073445 +0000" channel="C1336.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool Hall Blues - S02E18</title>
    <desc>September 4, 1954: In order to help his granddaughter save a small bar from the slimy loan shark holding a note on the place, Sam has to play pool like a pro...with a little help from Al and Ziggy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062946 +0000" stop="20260415071148 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Todo Lo Que Toco - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After Teresa puts her life on the line for Pote and Kelly Anne, the war with Boaz intensifies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071148 +0000" stop="20260415075342 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Prueba de Balas - S05E09</title>
    <desc>While Pote and Kelly Anne adapt to suburban life, Devon Finch reappears, forcing Teresa and James to go after Kostya in New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060322 +0000" stop="20260415064602 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Dream with Them Deeply - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The Bordelons and Prosper’s daughter have a tense exchange. Plus, Ralph Angel and Darla make baby preparations, Micah relives past trauma,  Nova faces some harsh truths, and Violet offers a helping hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064602 +0000" stop="20260415072828 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Would Come Back Different - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Nova shares her truth, Ralph Angel’s finances remain strained, and more is revealed about Billie’s history with the Bordelons. Plus, Nova learns concerning information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063725 +0000" stop="20260415072431 +0000" channel="C1353.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Blood - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Asten forces Quincy to take some unwanted vacation time and brings in a temporary replacement, Dr. McCracken, a pathologist rather than a Medical Examiner.    That very same day the body of a controversial Congressman, Laurence Bridges, is found at the bottom of a flight of stairs in his office.    With the press and police wanting a quick answer to what happened to Brideges Quincy is convinced that McCracken will not do a thorough enough job.    A personality clash occurs between him and McCracken as he tries to get himself involved in her case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060944 +0000" stop="20260415063159 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Live Rock and Roll - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Holden buys a new guitar that will apparently make him into the rock star he wants to be, but he might have just traded for his soul.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063159 +0000" stop="20260415065413 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Bodies - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Will made a deal with a ghost months ago. Now a ghost himself, he sets out to save his ex-girlfriend from the same fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065413 +0000" stop="20260415071627 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Robot - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Philip has his own robot, and while that sounds cool, it has certain... drawbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071627 +0000" stop="20260415073841 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Egg - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Jason, a problem child, is given one more chance. Then he's accidentally given a monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061618 +0000" stop="20260415070346 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Happened to the Nice, Old Lady? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The truth hurts, and a fight for hearts and minds kicks off. Vidar gets under Magne's skin, Iman feels her power, and Laurits discovers his dark side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070346 +0000" stop="20260415075143 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power to the People - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Edda rises: Magne confronts Ran, and Laurits proves a point. As protests gather momentum, a king walks again, and a master manipulator gets played.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061545 +0000" stop="20260415070401 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident of the Dogfaces - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Rowdy,Quince and Clay help out three soldiers being attacked by Indians.  They were sent to break the treaty with Broken Bow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070401 +0000" stop="20260415075215 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident of the Wolvers - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Rowdy hires wolfers Abner Cannon and his children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063711 +0000" stop="20260415072547 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smackdown - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When a DEA tragedy puts the entire mission at risk, Reacher, Duffy, and Villanueva improvise a drastic plan to save their cover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061436 +0000" stop="20260415063631 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea Fright - S02E42</title>
    <desc>A ghostly pirate crew invades New York, intent on reclaiming their lost treasure from a museum. The Ghostbusters not only find themselves outnumbered, but on occasion, outwitted by the pirate ghosts!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063631 +0000" stop="20260415065826 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Fight at the O.K. Corral - S02E43</title>
    <desc>In the small town of Tombstone, Arizona, the spirits of Doc Holiday and the Earps materialize, intent on recreating the gunfight at the O.K. Corral. The Ghostbusters may soon get caught in one of the greatest showdowns the west has ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065826 +0000" stop="20260415072022 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry Uncle - S02E44</title>
    <desc>When Egon's Uncle Cyrus comes to visit, the Ghostbusters learn that he is ashamed of his nephew's line of work. The guys decide to prove to Egon's uncle that ghosts are real, but not all goes as planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072022 +0000" stop="20260415074217 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bustman's Holiday - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Ray stands to inherit an old castle in Scotland on the condition that he exorcises the ghost that has plagued it for many years. But when he captures the spirit, an army of battling specters rise to cause massive destruction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061453 +0000" stop="20260415065615 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hits Keep Coming - S31E10</title>
    <desc>After a wild night, Dylan and Jenna must figure out the next step in their budding relationship. Sabrina and Jenna debut their new song, and an epic meltdown by one roommate leads to a physical fight with CeeJai.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065615 +0000" stop="20260415073737 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southern Shame - S31E11</title>
    <desc>The roommates face escalating racial tension in the house following a fight; Sabrina meets her biological mother to get answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062719 +0000" stop="20260415064649 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War and Peace - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Reba is happy to find out that she and Kyra  are closer than ever since Kyra moved in with Brock and Barbra Jean. Kyra's behavior is driving Brock and Barbra Jean crazy. Meanwhile, Cheyenne's snoring is causing problems for Van.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064649 +0000" stop="20260415070744 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best and the Blondest - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne  announces that she will pursue a career in "dentisting", so she can be like her Dad. Reba tries to point her in a less ambitious direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070744 +0000" stop="20260415072955 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies Like Reba - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Barbra Jean becomes suspicious about Kyra's secretiveness and convinces Reba to hack in to Kyra's e-mail account. Barbra Jean and Reba discover that Kyra is planning to go to an unsupervised party and possibly go to the next level with a boy. Brock, Barbra Jean, and Reba all want to prevent Kyra from making the same mistake as Cheyenne so they stake out the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072955 +0000" stop="20260415074924 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calling the Pot Brock - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Kyra asks Brock if he ever smoked marijuana, he is caught off guard and claims he never did. Brock's agonized confession that he did try pot, shocks Barbra Jean, while Reba is proud to say that she never used drugs. Meanwhile, Cheyenne makes a confession to Van about her own brush with the drug world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060045 +0000" stop="20260415062443 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sacrifice - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Daemon finally infects all of Mainframe except for Little Enzo, Hack, Slash, and Frisket, who were in a game cube. Hexadecimal makes the ultimate sacrifice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062443 +0000" stop="20260415064840 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Two Bobs - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The two bobs try to figure out which is the original and which is the copy. Dot can't decide which one to choose. A game cube drops placing Matrix, Frisket and Normal Bob into a Pokemon style game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064840 +0000" stop="20260415071238 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life's a Glitch - S04E06</title>
    <desc>While most of the gang battle Rocky The Rabid Raccoon in a game, Glitch Bob struggles to find a way to separate himself from glitch, and Dot follows her heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071238 +0000" stop="20260415073637 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Null-Bot of the Bride - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dot prepares for her wedding with Normal Bob, Glitch Bob remains comatose in the super computer, and Glitch finally reveals the identity of the real Bob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063628 +0000" stop="20260415071942 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie Darwin - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Still recovering from his injuries, Daniel makes a startling decision. Amantha is outraged by Daniel’s choice and hurt when Janet takes his side.Teddy asks Janet for help and ends up forced into an awkward situation with Tawney. Bobby Dean has an unexpected conversation with Sheriff Daggett. Jon Stern gains a valuable, but disturbing insight into a client's case and Daniel bends a few rules.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062352 +0000" stop="20260415065339 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemons - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Marooned in Britain in 23 AD, the Dwarfers need an 8-volt battery to power up their Returner Remote and get home. Remembering a lesson from school, Rimmer suggests they make a battery out of lemons - but the nearest lemon to Britain in 23 AD is in India, 4,000 miles away. They begin their journey, a journey that will ultimately lead them to a meeting with a historical A List Celebrity that could alter the entire history of civilisation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065339 +0000" stop="20260415072309 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Entangled - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Lister loses Rimmer in a game of poker to a group of Biologically Engineered Life Forms and in return gets an unwanted gift: a groinal exploder programmed to detonate in 24 hours unless Lister pays his debts. Meanwhile Kryten and Cat become quantum entangled and do everything in perfect unison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072309 +0000" stop="20260415075216 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dear Dave - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Lister has women trouble when he gets himself in a love triangle with Snack Dispensers 23 and 34; then, to make matter worse, gets a letter from an old girlfriend telling him she's pregnant and it might be his. Lister and Rimmer hunt through the mountain of letters from the mail pod to discover if Lister is finally a dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061858 +0000" stop="20260415064137 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Red and the boys argue about the existence of angels. Mike volunteers to produce one. Red makes a bread maker out of an automatic washing machine. He also shows you a way to stop dogs from chasing your car. Ranger Gord has a picture of the abominable snowman. They also have fun with the local magnetic hill. Red takes some mementos from the Lodge for Harold to display on his desk at Multi Corp. International Inc.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064137 +0000" stop="20260415070416 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Bus Blimp - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Red talks the guys into converting an old school bus into a hot air balloon. Harold goes over-board using sticky notes. Hap claims the metal plate in his head is magnetized. Red finds a way to paint a fence with a wringer washer. Edgar demonstrates a cheap way to make interlocking brick. Dalton helps a youngster fly a kite. This week¹s adventure is all about golf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070416 +0000" stop="20260415072655 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup De Grass - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Red creates a new type of grass seed that only grows two inches tall. Edgar creates a fireworks display using real explosives. Animal Control Officer Ed Frid brings a falcon to the show. Red makes a backyard swing out of a car seat. Ranger Gord has made a cartoon about sun protection. Mike has Harold join him for a special feature on careers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072655 +0000" stop="20260415074934 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rent A Wreck - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Mike borrows Red¹s van to use in a demolition derby. Red paves the Lodge driveway with crushed apples. Dalton¹s wife dropped the tv remote into her clam chowder. Red and Walter have an adventure with a rope and pulley. Learn how to make a tool belt out of old socks. A brief biography of the Manning triplets. Red tries to teach Dale what a car horn is for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061936 +0000" stop="20260415064155 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Visit to Anthony - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Ren and Stimpy's U.S. visit to a young fan named Anthony threatens to destroy all his youthful fantasies, so Anthony's overprotective father threatens to destroy them!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064155 +0000" stop="20260415070456 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Ren and Stimpy become Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen and brave the jungle, desert, and snow of Canada, facing hunger, poison dirt, a Kodiak Marmoset, and a catchy tune!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070456 +0000" stop="20260415071640 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Salve and Salve Not! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A salesman keeps bugging Stimpy to buy a new product, Salve. Ren gets very annoyed and tries to get him out of his house, but when he finally needs it, Stimpy buys all the cans of Salve.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071640 +0000" stop="20260415072809 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Yard Too Far - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ren and Stimpy try to get food from a house (Yogi Bear-style) with a baboon guarding it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072809 +0000" stop="20260415073924 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus Midgets - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy have been hitch hiking for three years. They finally get a ride... from crazed circus midgets who kidnap various people, because they are in desperate need of an audience.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073924 +0000" stop="20260415075026 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Pants Today - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stimpy gets out of the shower, he finds that there is not a pair of pants in the house. Ignoring Ren, who tells him that clothes are for humans, and that he doesn't need pants, he tries multiple times to find a pair of pants, without much luck. He is shunned by the outside world because he is nude. He eventually gets lost in the forest, cold, naked, and embarrassed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061622 +0000" stop="20260415063636 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrorist Training (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063636 +0000" stop="20260415065757 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrorist Training (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Captain Hernandez and Agent Kim wrap up their time in Reno.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065757 +0000" stop="20260415071852 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween - S01E14</title>
    <desc>"Halloween is an awful night. So watch your ass, seriously people."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071852 +0000" stop="20260415074031 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangle Gets Promoted - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062407 +0000" stop="20260415070806 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 107 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Spelunker trapped in flooded cave (July 1, 1985. Spring Mill State Park, Indiana); San Francisco neonatal hospital documentary (March 1989. San Francisco, California); A family is robbed at home (February 12, 1989. San Dimas, California); Apartment Fire (San Francisco, California); Girl is accosted by a child molester outside a bowling alley (April 30, 1988. Hayward, California)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070806 +0000" stop="20260415075202 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 108 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A toddler falls into a feed chute and suffocates (South Franklin Township, Pennsylvania); Following a high-speed chase and foot pursuit, an officer gets stuck in a swamp (Baltimore, Maryland); A woman is trapped in her burning house (December 1986, Olympia, Washington); Ride-along with a Miami undercover cop (Miami, Florida).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063706 +0000" stop="20260415071740 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torch - S05E13</title>
    <desc>After dealing with a particularly horrific accident on the job, Tommy questions his feelings in a dream sequence with his dead father, brother and son, and Jimmy Keefe. Meanwhile, Sean has an unwanted visitor at the hospital; and Lou has a very-much-wanted visitor to his apartment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071740 +0000" stop="20260415075835 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheels - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Franco has his first FDNY-tournament fight, and he and Carla (Tawny Cypress) have an encounter outside the gym; Candy cooks dinner for Lou; the guys have a surprise for Sean when they visit him in the hospital, and he has one for them. The guys also plan an outing for the kids in the cancer ward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060028 +0000" stop="20260415064449 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Won't Be Like This for Long - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Ian is faced with performing a surgery on a Jane Doe NICU patient while he continues to struggle with his personal issues. Meanwhile, Conrad asks Devon to cover his shift so he can spend a day at home with an anxious Gigi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064449 +0000" stop="20260415072910 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A River in Egypt - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A college professor comes into the ER and Conrad realizes it’s a former patient of his from when he was an intern. Meanwhile, Devon ends up admitting a man – who swears by an anti-aging regimen that he thinks is the answer to eternal life – into the hospital after he collapses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061957 +0000" stop="20260415064520 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Of The Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Batter up! This week Mike recruits the St. Louis Cardinals to help return the favor to a Missouri coach who provides free sporting equipment to kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064520 +0000" stop="20260415070931 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raising the Youth of Detroit - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team race to the Motor City to honor Eric Miller, a man who runs a youth leadership training program that provides free lawn care services to veterans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070931 +0000" stop="20260415073405 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 89-Year-Old Golfer! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mike tees off with an 89-year-old golfer who's found a way to share his love of the sport by building a course where the community can play for free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073405 +0000" stop="20260415075718 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fences for Fido - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The team heads to Oregon to meet an incredible group of volunteers who are helping turn dog chains into dog shelters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061422 +0000" stop="20260415064019 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeping with a Celebrity, Being Batman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Forrest bids a fortune to win a dinner with Ashley Tisdale and learns the secret to being Batman from his disastrous family court proceedings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064019 +0000" stop="20260415070620 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Having a Best Friend, Going to Space - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Forrest goes to space with his ex-father-in-law and competes in a friend-off to become his neighbor Gene's best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070620 +0000" stop="20260415072733 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Rage, Orgy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Forrest unleashes his inner f**kbeast at an orgy and finds that road rage can quickly turn ugly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072733 +0000" stop="20260415074851 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge, Getting Rich, Aching - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Forrest seeks revenge on a classmate from middle school, attends a self-actualization seminar and struggles with the meaning of an incomprehensible request.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062200 +0000" stop="20260415064422 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortyplicity - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Who's even real, broh? Are you real? Broh?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064422 +0000" stop="20260415070658 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rickconvenient Mort - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Reduce, reuse, broh. Might be too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070658 +0000" stop="20260415072914 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rickdependence Spray - S05E04</title>
    <desc>No shame, broh. We all do it, broh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072914 +0000" stop="20260415075141 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amortycan Grickfitti - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Adults 'r' gone tonight, broh. Grab the keys.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060337 +0000" stop="20260415062445 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Potash Twins - S27E35</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel and Steelo are joined by star musicians and foodies The Potash Twins to check out other brass heroes in HORNOGRAPHERS and reveal that the truth is out there with IFOS.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062445 +0000" stop="20260415064553 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling DXLVI - S27E36</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel, and Steelo get marked up in GETTIN’ TAGGED, translate animal noises in ANIMALS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS, and take things to the next level in NUCLEAR OVERREACTORS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064553 +0000" stop="20260415070702 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling DXLVII - S27E37</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel, and Steelo pack up all their anger in MOVING DAY RAGE, find out what scares kids and why with THE FORMATION FEAR, and witness people fall victim to RANDOM ATTACKS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070702 +0000" stop="20260415072810 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling DXLVIII - S27E38</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel, and Steelo struggle with being DOOR DISORDERED, sneeze extra loud in NOSEPLOSIONS, and find some freaky old fellows who are NOT DEAD YET.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072810 +0000" stop="20260415074918 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling DXLIX - S27E39</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel, and Steelo discuss the pitfalls of traveling with suitcases in LUGGIN LUGGAGE, how falling down slowly still hurts in SLOW DRIPS, and how getting a little bit of revenge feels good in EVEN STEVEN.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061513 +0000" stop="20260415064049 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Time for Singing - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064049 +0000" stop="20260415070625 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserter - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Lucas and Marshal Torrance get into trouble with the Army when they try to help a wounded young soldier who deserted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070625 +0000" stop="20260415073204 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vision - S02E26</title>
    <desc>After Mark contracts typhoid fever and has a vision of his dead mother, he no longer seems interested in getting well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073204 +0000" stop="20260415075745 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lariat - S02E27</title>
    <desc>An old friend of Lucas's returns to town in the company of a shady gambler and is accused of cheating at cards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062656 +0000" stop="20260415070905 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisible Executioner - S04E03</title>
    <desc>It's common knowledge that crocodiles and hippos are deadly predators in Zambian waterways, but it seems there's another monstrous beast stalking the treacherous Zambezi River. The locals call this river monster "the Mazunda" but Jeremy Wade is unfamiliar with any fish by that name. Will he uncover what the sinister creature — said to be able to swallow a child — really is?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070905 +0000" stop="20260415075125 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asian Slayer - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Jeremy Wade travels to India's Himalayas to investigate grisly river attacks, he is surprised to learn that the suspected culprit is a sacred animal. Does he heed warnings from the local people that he'll be cursed for life if he touches the creature, or will he pursue his need to solve the mystery?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060539 +0000" stop="20260415062608 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making the House a Home - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Rob and Big Black make some home improvements at their Hollywood Hills pad. Meaty temporarily derails their plans when he gets into the garbage and gets sick eating too many chicken wings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062608 +0000" stop="20260415064632 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Date - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a dog psychic tells Rob and Big Black that Meaty needs a woman in the house, the two visit a Matchmaker to set up a blind double date. Unfortunately, the dates are not quite what the guys had in mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064632 +0000" stop="20260415070719 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After Rob has a nightmare about dying, Big Black decides to brush up on his security skills to ensure that Rob feels safe. Big Black practices evasive driving, works on his Martial Arts moves and even shows his combat maneuvers on the paintball field.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070719 +0000" stop="20260415072755 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meaty &amp; Mini - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Life in the Rob and Big household changes dramatically when the guys discover that their bulldog, Meaty, needs a little buddy. After a little research, Rob finds the perfect companion for his favorite puppy: a Mini-Horse. Owning miniature livestock turns out to be a little more than the guys bargained for, and drastic measures become necessary to accommodate the tiny horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072755 +0000" stop="20260415074829 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Travel - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An airbrushed van leads Rob and Big Black on a quest to travel through time with Rob's "Hyper-Dimensional Resonator." Big Black is skeptical, but Rob convinces him to travel to Montreal to visit a "time travel expert" named Dr. Z. When they return to LA, Big Black surprises Rob with his own, throwback version of Time Travel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060757 +0000" stop="20260415061909 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Forget - S09E10</title>
    <desc>The minds at Robot Chicken uncover the real reason Indiana Jones hates snakes. Maxwell Lord gets an inside look at Supergirl's weakness. Date My Mom focuses on Jessica Rabbit's huge... personality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061909 +0000" stop="20260415063025 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall I Visit the Dinosaurs? - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The proud citizens of Robot Chicken stand up and demand the Furby genocide be recognized! Who watches the Watchmens' mouths? Bitch Pudding doesn't want to hear The Sound of Music.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063025 +0000" stop="20260415064142 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Can You Tell Me About Butt Rashes? - S09E12</title>
    <desc>The staff at Robot Chicken finally envision what a Sailor Earth would look like as the Sailor Scouts head out for churros. The Wicked Witch has some last-minute confessions you may not enjoy hearing. Richie Rich gets a lesson in capitalism.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064142 +0000" stop="20260415065300 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme That Chocolate Milk - S09E13</title>
    <desc>The Robot Chicken crew witness the straw that breaks Captain Planet's back; a Spider-Man secret is revealed thanks to J. Jonah Jameson; The Nerd realizes his problems are Legion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065300 +0000" stop="20260415070410 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Is It Wet? - S09E14</title>
    <desc>The creators of Robot Chicken revisit the POG craze for some reason. Mulan's disguise has worked too well. Rita Repulsa advertises a new use for her wand, and the Power Rangers refuse to pay the price!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070410 +0000" stop="20260415071517 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jew #1 Opens a Treasure Chest - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Robot Chicken is there when one of Scooby Doo's villains realizes the silliness of his plan. Super Grover's secret identity is revealed! Calvin grows up but Hobbes wants no part of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071517 +0000" stop="20260415072632 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's Not Even Aiming at the Toilet - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Robot Chicken reviews all the Star Wars plot holes that Galen Erso helped close in Rogue One. Peppa Pig's family deal with Brexit fallout. Some swine dare to make a knock-off of the Broadway mega-hit Hamilton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072632 +0000" stop="20260415073748 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Mouth Is Hanging Off Your Face - S09E17</title>
    <desc>King Kong fell from the Empire State Building; the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don't have money to pay for a pizza; the Smurfs try some Sudafed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073748 +0000" stop="20260415074901 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Wait, He Has a Cane - S09E18</title>
    <desc>The writers of Robot Chicken tell Two-Face the most they've ever lost on a coin toss. The Joker bombs on stage, but not in our hearts. Jon Snow faces the greatest threat Westeros has ever seen!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074901 +0000" stop="20260415080018 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hi. - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Robot Chicken ends the season with a bang and some nudity as the Nerd jumps the Grand Canyon. Stranger Things are happening to the school bully… VERY Stranger Things. Witness the greatest Japanese commercial of ALL TIME!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061450 +0000" stop="20260415063715 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merv Links to Otto - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Stimpleton fixes Otto's bike for a competition, it's under the condition that he owes him a favor. Instead of going to the Extreme Sports Convention, Merv makes him become his caddy. Can Rocket Boy make it through the day? Meanwhile, Mrs. Stimpleton joins the rest of the kids at the convention!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063715 +0000" stop="20260415070042 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missile Crisis - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Reggie meets her role model, Missy ""The Missile"" Giove, a downhill snow-bike racer who wears a pirhanna around her neck for good luck. When her idol gives her the title Reggie ""The Rocket"", she begin to act more aggro and concited. Will her attitude win her new fans, or lose her some friends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070042 +0000" stop="20260415072437 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Falsely Alarmed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Otto pulls a fire alarm and Lars gets blamed for it, will Otto and Twister fess up to it, or will Sam's investigation lead him to the truth?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072437 +0000" stop="20260415074819 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Squid on the Block - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Sam Dullard moves to Ocean Shores, he meets the Rockets, Reggie and Otto, and their friend Twister. Not much of a skater or surfer, Sam fits in with his new pals by showing them how great he is as a street hockey goalie. This episode introduces most of the cast of Rocket Power, including Violet and Merv Stimpleton, Sam's mom, and Lars and his cronies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061625 +0000" stop="20260415064105 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ed Good, Rocko Bad - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Rocko and Mr. Bighead run against each other for the office of Dog Catcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064105 +0000" stop="20260415065318 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teed Off - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Heffer helps Mr. Bighead win a golf game that has been rigged in Mr. Dupette's favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065318 +0000" stop="20260415070538 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wimp on the Barby - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Rocko prepares for a visit from grade-school bully, Dingo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070538 +0000" stop="20260415071747 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yarnbenders - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Rocko and Heffer read fairy tales, with a bit of improvisation, to Filburt to entertain him as he recovers from a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071747 +0000" stop="20260415074204 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama's Boy - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Heffer moves out of his parent's place to prove he's capable of making it on his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074204 +0000" stop="20260415075430 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feisty Geist - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Heffer faces the wrath of a spirit that he wronged in a former life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061752 +0000" stop="20260415072254 +0000" channel="C1547.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>De Patre Vostro (About Your Father) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Following his naval defeat at Actium, Marc Antony returns to Egypt, where he and Cleopatra settle into a world of debauchery. Octavian tries to use Pullo as leverage to Vorenus to gain acess to the palace, but Vorenus stays loyal to Antony. Finally, it is Cleopatra who dupes Antony, saving her own life by sacrificing her honor. Ceasar Augustus triumphs in Rome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063950 +0000" stop="20260415072107 +0000" channel="C1549.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow-Up Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Nolan is given some life-changing news and invites Grace over for a homecooked meal in his newly remodeled kitchen. Each unit is tasked with following up on dormant cases in the hopes they can uncover new leads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061447 +0000" stop="20260415065602 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday the 13th - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When a missing persons case is reopened, Swarek teams with his training officer to solve it; Chloe and Dov deal with a witch and her client.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065602 +0000" stop="20260415073658 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Better, for Worse - S04E08</title>
    <desc>A robbery on a casino-bound bus filled with seniors threatens Frank and Noelle's wedding; Traci loses Noelle; Andy and Nick share an intimate moment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062115 +0000" stop="20260415064316 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeper - S07E05</title>
    <desc>David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064316 +0000" stop="20260415070517 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skeleton in the Closet - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately.  Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070517 +0000" stop="20260415072716 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow the Son - S07E07</title>
    <desc>D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072716 +0000" stop="20260415074916 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punch and Jimmy - S07E08</title>
    <desc>An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061518 +0000" stop="20260415064449 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royle Family at Christmas - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Baby David's first birthday comes around and the Royle's sit down as they did last Christmas. This time they are joined by Darren and Emma, including her parents. Emma's father, Roger can't seem to stop boasting which annoys Jim. When they leave, an unhappy and mad Jim gets the best present of them all</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064449 +0000" stop="20260415071251 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bills, Bills, Bills - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jim Royle is annoyed when the latest telephone bill arrives just before Dave and Denise's wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071251 +0000" stop="20260415074123 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Ends Meat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim Royle is getting more and more worried about finding the money to pay for his daughter's wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061452 +0000" stop="20260415062647 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potty Training Spike - S04E18</title>
    <desc>After using the potty trainer a while, Chazz decides to graduate Chuckie to the toilet, using the Big Boy Potty Training Seat. But after noticing that Spike is using the tree to "do his business", Chuckie decides to follow suit, but Didi insisted that Chuckie uses the toilet. At this point, Tommy thought the rules have changed regarding the use of the tree as a "rest area". Therefore, the Rugrats decide to teach Spike to "relieve himself" the way humans do, first by using a diaper on Spike, then by having him use a toilet. As for Chuckie, he's afraid to go himself while everyone else is looking at him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062647 +0000" stop="20260415063840 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art Fair - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After Angelica leaves the room after finishing her painting, the Rugrats come in and do finger-painting on it. After Angelica noticed what they did, she chased them around the room in a fit of anger, splattering paint all over the place. When Charlotte noticed this, she called it a work of art, and hired her to redecorate Chazz's den. The moment came when Charlotte entered Angelica i</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063840 +0000" stop="20260415064948 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clouds - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Tommy's wish for his house to be among the clouds comes true when the fog rolls in. However, it ended up to be a mistake when Didi wants to go jogging and Stu wants to go to the hardware store. At that point, the Rugrats try all they can to keep Stu &amp; Didi from falling out of the house</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064948 +0000" stop="20260415070140 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Naval - S04E21</title>
    <desc>)The Rugrats and the Pickles men go on a fishing boat. When the small bait pool didn't provide enough action for Angelica and her doll, Water Sport Cynthia, she decides to tow her on the back of the boat. This was fun -- until a swordfish ate Cynthia. Inspired of Grandpa's days in the Navy Seals, Tommy and his team of "Wavy Seals" step in to get Cynthia back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070140 +0000" stop="20260415072438 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mattress - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Grandpa is suffering from aches and pains all over his body. The cause of all his suffering -- his mattress, which he was sleeping on since World War II; he was sleeping in it for so long, he has left his body-shaped indentation on the mattress. Stu forces Grandpa to give it up by throwing the old mattress into the trash and buy a state-of-the-art bed in its place. While Stu throws the mattress away, the Rugrats look on, thinking that it was the monster that caused Grandpa to writhe in pain so much.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072438 +0000" stop="20260415073546 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking for Jack - S04E23</title>
    <desc>On the way to a "Dummi Bears" concert, Charlotte's minivan gets a flat tire after running over a bunch of broken bottles of olive oil. She looks for a jack, but the minivan wasn't equipped with one, sho she calls her mechanic, without success. Meanwhile, the Rugrats try to look for a "Jack" for her, but ended up inside an Italian restaurant. They found a "Jack", but this "Jack"'s an Italian restauranteur with an interest in the "Dummi-Bears".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073546 +0000" stop="20260415074739 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ransom of Cynthia - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Angelica eats all her candy at Susie's birthday party and finishes it. She wants more, but her dad won't let her. She tricks the babies into getting her candy by being a burglar and hiding Cynthia. She tricks them eats the candy, and gets sick. While Spike, ends up finding Cynthia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074739 +0000" stop="20260415075846 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turtle Recall - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Rugrats, Stu and Chazz go to the mall and look for some kind of grill. Stu gets hooked onto the football game and forgets about the babies. The babies wander around the mall and find a fountain, and see a turtle they think belongs to the fountain. They bring it back, ending up bending the top and buying it with the Turtle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060203 +0000" stop="20260415062339 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mannequin Head Ball - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on a double date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062339 +0000" stop="20260415064505 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les-bro - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064505 +0000" stop="20260415070641 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Picture - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070641 +0000" stop="20260415072815 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun Run - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want to participate in their fund raisers anymore.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072815 +0000" stop="20260415074945 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Refusing to Budget - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Timmy teaches Russell how to budget after all utilities are suddenly turned off. Audrey tells someone all about publishing and shows off her office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062603 +0000" stop="20260415072759 +0000" channel="C1574.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Draglympics - S11E06</title>
    <desc>The queens get physical in the 69th International Draglympics. Choreographer Travis Wall and Olympian figure skaters Mirai Nagasu and Adam Rippon guest judge. Camp aerobicise queen Love Connie makes a guest appearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060429 +0000" stop="20260415064650 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Positive Thinking - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mumford returns to work a 15-year-old cold case that holds a personal connection and leads to the discovery of a dangerous drug ring. Hondo is leery of Leroy’s motives when he discovers the recent parolee is seeking funding for a new business venture with his son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064650 +0000" stop="20260415072936 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U-Turn - S04E12</title>
    <desc>A high-stakes domestic disturbance involving a father and his two young daughters leads the team to race against the clock to save a group of international activists.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060856 +0000" stop="20260415063059 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cloud Ten - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Sabrina tries to get her own newspaper column, but can't get the editor to read her work. She is also depressed when Roxie and Morgan start becoming good friends, so she connects with an old friend from the past to forget the present, Cathy a witch who lives in the Other Realm. Sabrina is taken by her on a getaway to "Cloud Ten" where all her problems disappear, but the ecstasy only lasts for so long that Sabrina comes crashing back to reality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063059 +0000" stop="20260415065249 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabrina and the Candidate - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Sabrina hopes to convince Mike to give her a column when she uncovers shady dealings of a local politician. She scores with a scathing expose, only to later discover that his "dealings" are actually giving money anonymously to families in need, including one special woman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065249 +0000" stop="20260415071451 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Think I Love You - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Sabrina can't find her own voice to tell Josh  she loves him, she turns to the Other Realm's relationship guru, the "Love Doctor" who instructs her that she must be honest and truthful with Josh about her true identity before she can say the "L" word.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071451 +0000" stop="20260415073612 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arrangement - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Sabrina defies her Great Aunt Irma's wishes about an arranged marriage with a handsome witch from the Other Realm. When his affections turn towards Roxie, Sabrina must try to break them up and walks in on his bachelor party complete with a bar room performance by country music singer Andy Griggs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073612 +0000" stop="20260415075813 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time After Time - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Sabrina mixes old fashioned witchcraft with modern technology to help Zelda mend a long time broken heart, but the spell backfires altering Spellman family history and erasing Sabrina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061105 +0000" stop="20260415063402 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stone Broke - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Gem and the rest of the Stone's become broke and now she has to live with Sabrina. At first they have a rocky start but later Gem gets used to living live a middle class person. Unfortunately her dog Ruby finds oil on her property and she becomes rich again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063402 +0000" stop="20260415065655 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salem's Plot - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Salem's friend is coming over to visit so Salem tries to hide the fact he's a cat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065655 +0000" stop="20260415071951 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molar Molar - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Sabrina has rotten wisdom teeth and when she goes to the doctor they say that she gets to get them pulled out. Sabrina is afraid and lets the spookie jar get rid of them instead but when she lost her wisdom teeth she also lost her wisdom!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071951 +0000" stop="20260415074247 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harvzilla - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Harvey wants to go on the wrestling team but he doesen't have the type of strength that the other team members do. Sabrina cast a spell on him and soon Harvey starts to sprout muscles, but the spell goes out of hand until he turns into a giant dinosaur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060430 +0000" stop="20260415062745 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Moon Help with Your Love Problems - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Naru and Umino decide to go for the love contest; along with Haruka and Michiru and other couples. Umino messes up terribly, and is the target. When his pure heart is taken, Moon helps restore it...so Naru and Umino walk off, happier as ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062745 +0000" stop="20260415065100 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coldhearted Uranus: Makoto in Danger - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Makoto, to feel more mature, tries to be exactly like Haruka, and begins to hang around her all the time. Makoto is the target, and is suddenly attacked, so Uranus and Neptune attack her for the heart, when Moon and the others appear for the fight. They return the heart, and jump away. Suddenly, detransformed they pretend the daimon hurt them also, and explain to Makoto she doesn't need to be around Haruka to be mature...and everything is back to normal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065100 +0000" stop="20260415071415 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Labyrinth of Water: Ami Targeted - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ami's desire to avoid competition leads her to offending Michiru in a swimming race. Meanwhile, a Daimon selects her as a target.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071415 +0000" stop="20260415073730 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Quit Being a Sailor Guardian: Minako's Dilemma - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Minako is thinking about giving up her power of Sailor Venus. The senshi try to convince her to stay, and in the end she decides she will.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060253 +0000" stop="20260415062812 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunk Chief Elections - S01E05</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Telly and Dina") At the girls' bunk Telly and Dina each try to bribe Z.Z. to vote one of them as Bunk Chief.   At the guys' bunk, as punishment for putting a goat into Ug's cabin, all the boys must do the prep work for the Indian Counsel Dinner. They decide to get back at Ug by doing something that he would never expect: behaving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062812 +0000" stop="20260415065224 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toilet Seat Basketball - S01E06</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Telly &amp; The Basketball Team") The gang forms a basketball team that must play in a small camp tournament to earn the privilege of representing Camp Anawanna in a big basketball tournament. If they lose, their pictures are taped to the bottom of a toilet seat in the main lodge. Telly is the team's coach, but no matter how hard she pushes them, they keep losing. Once Budnick takes over as coach, though, everything starts to turn around and they start to do well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065224 +0000" stop="20260415071736 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Radio Call-In Contest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Sponge Saga" or "Sponge vs. the DJ") Sponge uses the camp phone without Ug's permission to call into a radio contest. He wins the first round of the contest and a $100 prize. In order to win the grand prize, $1000, he must stay awake for 24 hours and wait for a phone call from the DJ and answer more questions. In exchange for a cut of the prize money, the others help to keep Sponge awake, sneak him past Ug to the phone, and force him to study for the questions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071736 +0000" stop="20260415074150 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheeseburgers in Paradise - S01E08</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh In") In order to win a lobster dinner, Sponge and Donkeylips enter the wrestling tournament. Unfortunately Sponge is too light to wrestle and Donkeylips is too heavy. Ug gives them a few days to change their weight, and Telly agrees to train them. Meanwhile, the other campers are trying to avoid the horrible camp food by getting Sponge and Donkeylips to sneak burgers into camp while they are out training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063813 +0000" stop="20260415072050 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes and Punishment - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Grace is asked to lie under oath. Darius tasks Liam with a dangerous mission. A shocking act of violence plunges the nation into chaos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061215 +0000" stop="20260415063457 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#BlooperEpisode - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Jennette McCurdy, Ariana Grande, Cameron Ocasio, Maree Cheatham and Zoran Korach are on a lunch break from filming "Sam &amp; Cat"; the cast are interrupted by fans of the show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063457 +0000" stop="20260415065741 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#FresnoGirl - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat promise to buy a doll for a girl if she raises her grades; Sam and Cat are financially strained; Goomer loses his lucky shirt</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065741 +0000" stop="20260415072756 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#StuckInABox - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The gang must rescue Cat when she is trapped inside of one of Dice's magic tricks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072756 +0000" stop="20260415075040 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#SuperPsycho - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Nora targets Dice as a way to get revenge on Sam; Sam and Cat are forced to ask Nevel for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062158 +0000" stop="20260415064519 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tempestuous Temperaments - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Fuu is a young waitress in search of a Samurai who smells of sunflowers, but she has some unexpected company with her. Mugen and Jin are two samurai who want to kill each other and are always getting arrested. Can these three learn to work with each other?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064519 +0000" stop="20260415070841 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redeye Reprisal - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mugen's armless rival retuns with some new hired help: Oniwakamaru.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070841 +0000" stop="20260415073203 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hellhounds for Hire (Part 1) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mugen and Jin decide to ditch Fuu, but they end up joining opposite sides in a basica gang warfare with Fuu in the middle reminding them of their promise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073203 +0000" stop="20260415075525 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hellhounds for Hire (Part 2) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A dice rolling contest will decide the fate of the gang warfare. Who will end up dying as a result?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060450 +0000" stop="20260415062726 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XCVIII - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jack and Ashi overcome a series of dangerous physical and spiritual tests in order to recover Jack's sword.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062726 +0000" stop="20260415064925 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XCIX - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The burgeoning relationship between Jack and Ashi takes a turn after they are hunted by one of the galaxy's deadliest creatures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064925 +0000" stop="20260415071424 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Samurai Jack's worst fear is realized when he faces off against Aku; the demon makes a shocking discovery about Ashi that puts her in grave danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071424 +0000" stop="20260415073710 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CI - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The fate of the entire universe hangs in the balance as Samurai Jack finally faces Aku.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060524 +0000" stop="20260415063037 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have Gun, Will Sell - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Fred, Lamont and Rollo try to sell a gun at a pawn shop, they are mistaken for stickup bandits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063037 +0000" stop="20260415065550 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puerto Ricans Are Coming! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Upset about his new Puerto Rican neighbor, Fred hatches a plan to have the city condemn Julio's property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065550 +0000" stop="20260415072102 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shootout - S02E09</title>
    <desc>After Fred accidentally fires an antique rifle, he and Lamont become convinced that the bullet has killed their neighbor Goldstein.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072102 +0000" stop="20260415074619 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Is Thicker Than Junk - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A fed-up Lamont quits the business and takes a job with a competitor while Fred tries to replace his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064514 +0000" stop="20260415072520 +0000" channel="C1590.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elliott Gould/Kid Creole and the Coconuts - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Sketches include: Elliot Gould Discusses SNL's Glory Days, A Public Service Announcement: Highway Education, Jimmy Carter's Libido, Billy-Gram, What's It All About, Gail Matthius's Breast Exam, Nose Wrestling, The Accordian Killer, Speed Listening, The Rocket Report, Valley Girl Vicky, Heart to Heart, Gidget Goes To Hell, and Foot Fetish.
Kid Creole and the Coconuts perform: ""Mr. Softee"" and ""There But For The Grace of God Go I""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060205 +0000" stop="20260415063337 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing to the Maxx - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A dance contest is hosted by famed Casey Kasem and held at the Max. Zack and Slater both try to obtain Kelly as a dance partner but Slater wins the honor. Zack goes with Jessie. Lisa has someone all lined up for the dance as well, but when she sprains her ankle he backs out. Screech agrees to dance with her in the contest even still. Screech and Lisa win the contest with a new dance known as the "sprain."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063337 +0000" stop="20260415065754 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lisa Card - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Because of her good grades, Lisa's dad gives her a credit card; but she goes overboard and her payment is due so she must find a way to earn some money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065754 +0000" stop="20260415072410 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Screech is struck by lightning in a freak accident. As a result, Screech can see into the future. Zack and Slater begin to bet on things in the future; Zack uses Screech's ability to see into the future to give him the edge in the bets. Screech tries to predict the questions to a school test but proves unsuccessful in this endeavor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072410 +0000" stop="20260415075025 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fatal Distraction - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Kelly has to choose between Zack and Slater to go to a big dance Bayside is having. Zack wants to make sure that he is Kelly's choice. In order to do that, he places a microphone in Jessie's room before her slumber party, which Kelly will be attending. Soon, Jessie discovers the microphone and Kelly comes up with a plan to play a trick on Zack, making him believe that she is a very dangerous soul.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060607 +0000" stop="20260415065106 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rio De Janeiro - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Conor Woodman is in Rio, one of the sexiest cities in the world and never more so than at Carnival time. Millions of tourists descend on the city for the biggest party on the planet. And with so many tourists out reveling on the streets it’s party time for Rio’s scammers too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065106 +0000" stop="20260415073605 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barcelona - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Conor Woodman visits the pick-pocket capital Barcelona, one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world. Whether it’s a day at the beach or an evening at the football or just a walk down the Ramblas enjoying the night life, this city has so much to offer. But look out this town has a darker secret, it’s home to one of the most skilled set and creative con men and thieves in the world; they’ll take your money off you day or night. Conor sets out to see exactly who these people are, how they operate and who knows he may even become part of the gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060448 +0000" stop="20260415062640 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opening Night - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Johnny struggles to find a new purpose, while Moira must confront the harsh realities of local politics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062640 +0000" stop="20260415064833 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Throuple - S03E02</title>
    <desc>David and Stevie must come to terms with their new relationship, while Alexis and Moira become anxious when they schedule a rare mother/daughter lunch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064833 +0000" stop="20260415071020 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Car - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Moira try to get a deal on a used car while David helps Stevie put her great aunt to rest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071020 +0000" stop="20260415073210 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Test - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Moira worry about the future of the motel and David panics at the thought of retaking his driving test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073210 +0000" stop="20260415075357 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rooms by the Hour - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Johnny puts the motel in jeopardy when he rents rooms to a dubious enterprise and David helps Moira with a film audition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061400 +0000" stop="20260415063523 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hairy Scare of the Devil Bear - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang visit the Grand Canyon and stumble upon the Devil Bear, which is an old Indian legend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063523 +0000" stop="20260415064730 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty Thousand Screams Under the Sea - S01E09</title>
    <desc>In Acapulco, the Sea Beast of the Aztecs rises and scares away all the divers. Of course the gang have to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064730 +0000" stop="20260415065938 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Left My Neck in San Francisco - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A Lady Vampire haunts the gang in San Francisco.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065938 +0000" stop="20260415072058 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish Upon a Star Creature - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A Star Creature appears in the sky, along with a rash of thefts in the stores.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072058 +0000" stop="20260415074219 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghoul, the Bat and the Ugly - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The gang attend the Batty Awards to screen the best horror film of the year. Too bad the Shadow Creature has to shred the film to pieces giving the gang yet another mystery to solve, when all they wanted to do was sit back, relax and munch down on some pop corn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062215 +0000" stop="20260415064443 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeepers, It's the Jaguaro! - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The gang, along with their plane, crashes in the Jaguaro jungle in Rio De Janerio. The Jaguaro is a saber-tooth and half ape hybrid, which does not make a very friendly critter. It also makes for a very dangerous critter, which Scooby understands early on as the Jaguaro seems to want to eat him as his next meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064443 +0000" stop="20260415070711 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make a Beeline Away from That Feline - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Daphne's Aunt wins hands down for strangeness. Turns out her Aunt likes to morph into a cat creature and rob jewlery stores in her sleep. Talk about crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070711 +0000" stop="20260415072938 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creepy Creature of Vulture's Claw - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Velma sure knows a lot of professors. Turns out her buddy, Professor Greer, is being stalked by a humanoid mantis, and man is this bad bug a creep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072938 +0000" stop="20260415075207 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diabolical Disc Demon - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At first glance, it would appear that Gene Simmons of Kiss fame is the Diabolical Disc Demon. But it isn't! The Demon is real and it has decided to haunt Jimmy Lewis, a rock 'n' roll star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061247 +0000" stop="20260415063452 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeepers It's the Creeper - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While driving to the barnyard dance, the gang finds an injured bank guard. He gives them a blank paper and says something about a flame. The gang learns of a local bank robber called the Creeper. Things take a serious turn when the Creeper tries to steal the blank paper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063452 +0000" stop="20260415065658 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted House Hang-Up - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While driving to a concert, the gang gets lost. A strange man with a lantern tells them to avoid taking a right fork in the road. That would take them to a mansion that's rumored to be haunted by a headless man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065658 +0000" stop="20260415071912 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tiki Scare is No Fair - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Scooby and Shaggy are having a fun time in Hawaii with their guide John Simms. Things take a serious turn when a voodoo witch doctor shows up and Simms mysteriously vanishes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071912 +0000" stop="20260415074129 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Werewolf? - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While camping out in the woods, the gang comes across a tombstone of a man that was a werewolf. Are they pursuing the ghost of a werewolf?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060626 +0000" stop="20260415062904 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horrible Herd - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Professor Pericles creates a herd of mutant cattle to destroy Crystal Cove in an attempt to locate the Planispheric Disk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062904 +0000" stop="20260415065140 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance of the Undead - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A deceased ska band returns from the grave and hypnotizes partygoers at the local nightclub to dance to their music. The gang is called to solve the mystery before they dance themselves to death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065140 +0000" stop="20260415071424 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devouring - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A gluttonous monster attacks Francilee Jackson on her cooking show. As the gang attempts to eat dinner together, the restaurant is crashed by Rick Spartan and Cachinga, who are on the hunt for the monster. The monster attacks various locations around Crystal Cove, including various restaurants and the museum where Velma's mom works. Meanwhile, Professor Pericles has gone crazy, leaving Mr. E to attempt to seek the treasure without him. Brad and Judy tell Pericles of E's mutiny, and Pericles uses venom injections to force Mr. E to work for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071424 +0000" stop="20260415073701 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand and Deliver - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A polite Englishman in a mask calling himself the Dandy Highwayman kidnaps several women from around Crystal Cove, including Mayor Nettles, Daphne, and Mrs. Blake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073701 +0000" stop="20260415075940 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Mirror - S02E21</title>
    <desc>As the gang investigates a haunted house, a man resembling Fred pulls Fred through a mirror and takes him to a world where the Planispheric Disk destroyed all of Crystal Cove. Meanwhile, in the real world, Fred begins acting strangely. The real Fred manages to tell the gang that the Fred in their world is fake, having discovered so when a fake Daphne in the "mirror world" gave herself away. When the ruse is discovered, Professor Pericles uses the Kriegstaffelbots to threaten Daphne in order for the Planispheric Disk to be surrendered to him. When Professor Pericles gets the Planispheric Disk, he makes plans to free his "master."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060520 +0000" stop="20260415064835 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warts and All - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A new patient with a hideous ailment visits the hospital in hope of a cure, but finds a love interest instead. Meanwhile, Chad returns to win Chanel back and, in the process, discovers a dark secret of Brock’s. Then, after another run-in with the killer, Munsch enlists the help of new Quantico special agent Denise Hemphill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064835 +0000" stop="20260415073146 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handidates - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Determined to find out who the killer is, Dean Munsch, Denise and the Chanels question Hester, as well as the sole survivor of the Halloween massacre. Chad accuses Brock of being the killer and makes a shocking proposal to Chanel. Meanwhile, a new patient with an outrageous disorder leads Chanel #3 and Cassidy to grow closer, and another victim crashes a celebration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060716 +0000" stop="20260415062836 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Way or the Highway - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Turk's competitiveness is starting to annoy J.D., especially when it crosses the line of personal jokes and comes to patient's matters.
Meanwhile, Dr. Cox finally has a taste of good coffee, but thanks to his feud with Dr. Kelso, the only nurse who was able to make it gets fired. Elliot meets a very attractive patient, whom she instantly identifies, but has a really hard time getting him to ask her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062836 +0000" stop="20260415064952 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sacrificial Clam - S01E21</title>
    <desc>J.D. fears being contaminated with Hepatitis B, after a needle accidentally sticks his forearm.
Meanwhile, Elliot has a hard time combining her new relationship and keeping up with studies. Turk obsesses about getting in shape, after Carla makes a fat joke about him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064952 +0000" stop="20260415071112 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Occurrence - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jordan's brother Ben is admitted at Sacred Heart for having an accident with a nail gun. J.D. learns that Ben has leukemia, but won't believe it, since there have been many mixups in the hospital lately, so he goes on a search for the real test results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071112 +0000" stop="20260415073228 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Hero - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Ben takes the news of his diagnosis pretty well - at least better than his sister Jordan and J.D. Remarkably, it is Dr. Cox who is the voice of reason and compassion, until his own fears get in the way.
Meanwhile, Turk and Elliot have their own issues to deal with. Turk is upset because he wasn't chosen to assist on a difficult surgery and Elliot is criticized during rounds by Dr. Kelso for the 100th time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073228 +0000" stop="20260415075424 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Last Day - S01E24</title>
    <desc>It's J.D.'s last day as an intern, and soon he will become a resident. Carla and Turk are arguing about dating other people. Elliot finally rebels against being everyone's doormat, and J.D. is just trying to stay out of people's way.
Jordan has returned to get a physical and a new patient, Mr. Bober, has been admitted, because he needs his gall bladder removed. He really needs the surgery, but doesn't have the insurance to pay for it. They enlist the help of Dr. Cox, Dr. Wen and Jordan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063947 +0000" stop="20260415072239 +0000" channel="C1600.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rearview Mirror - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jason’s visit with a former teammate causes him to reevaluate his role as team leader. Several Bravo members grapple with their personal relationships when Command sends them on an unexpected mission to the coast of Africa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060004 +0000" stop="20260415061105 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swimming in Oblivion - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Well, a summary of this episode would, in its essence, be a spoiler. But get ready to see some of your old favorites (and some soon-to-be favorites) in this season finale: Chopper Dave. The Bebop Cola Robot. The Forest Ranger Guy. Skanky Darlene. The Martian Quinn. And who can forget Debbie's boobies?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061105 +0000" stop="20260415062206 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Der Dieb - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When things start going missing on Sealab, fingers start to point and tempers start to flare. It'll be up to Murphy and his cadre of Martian Knights to quell the chaos. Or, more accurately, to exacerbate the existing chaos into something much more chaotic. But in the end, there might be cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062206 +0000" stop="20260415063308 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Policy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In a fevered spurt of conspicuous consumption, Murphy runs up a hundred grand in credit card bills. And let's face it, he just doesn't have that kind of money. So he sends his unwilling crew in search of sunken treasure. Sharks? Sure. Lack of oxygen? You bet. And hey, isn't that dynamite over there? Well, I'll be darned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063308 +0000" stop="20260415064409 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail, Squishface - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adorableness ensues when Murphy buys a cute little Gloop from a sexy Asian lady. But what the...? Those things are multiplying like crazy! And they've got a hankering for the kelp harvest! And they're filled with poison gas! And we better get some flamethrowers down here to show those damn Gloops who's boss!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064409 +0000" stop="20260415065508 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bizzaro - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Bizarros hold the Sealab crew hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065508 +0000" stop="20260415070609 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legend of Baggy Pants - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy runs into a Monster-Hesh, snotty telephone operators, the Dolphin Boy, and a perfidious Eggers.

Finally, Murphy ends up at the local watering hole, 'The Idiot', and starts drinking. Heavily. Murphy also loses his hat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070609 +0000" stop="20260415071710 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tinfins - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Join sexy host Toni Carmel for an action-packed thrill ride as we go behind the scenes of this summer's hottest new action flick, Tinfins! Featuring exclusive interviews with Kid and Play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071710 +0000" stop="20260415072811 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7211 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A nuclear submarine crashes outside the station, and the crew of Sealab (in a rare occurrence) must work quickly to stop an environmental disaster from happening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072811 +0000" stop="20260415073927 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feast of Alvis - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Capt. Murphy's attempts at a happy Alvistide go awry thanks to non-Alvian crew members, an uncooperative electrician, and Alvis himself "crapping the buffet".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073927 +0000" stop="20260415075058 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brainswitch - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When something majorly weird happens, involving an explosion, something else majorly weird happens, involving Quinn's and Stormy's brains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061601 +0000" stop="20260415063831 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hugh Betcha's Night Gallery - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Crazy Crafts: Bingo Drop Cans, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 13: Name that Smoke, Promo: Tom Snyder MD, SCTV News: Earl on roller skates, Grizzly Abrams, Hugh Betcha's Night Gallery, Signoff: The National Anthem</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063831 +0000" stop="20260415070118 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Wars - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Sunrise Semester: Do It Yourself Advertising with Phil, Promo: Chick Monk Roadie for the Defence, Teaser: SCTV News, Kanadian Korner 24: Star Wars, SCTV News: 4th Anniversary, Commercial: Mr Earl Doll, Commercial: Joni Mitchell's For Dogs Only, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars, Commercial: Videotech Complete Home Entertainment System, Dialing for Dollars: The Fly Returns to Beneath the Planet of the Apes</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070118 +0000" stop="20260415072348 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Salutes Its Extras - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Message from Prickley: Hollywood Extras, Commercial: Ella Fitzgerald for Mamorex Cassette Tape, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Promo: Taxi Driver with Dick Cavett, Kanadian Korner 14: Exercise, Commercial: Howards Bristol Cream, Clip: Empires Are a Girl's Best Friend, Clip: Henry, Promo: Hawaii Five-Ho, Hollywood Salutes Its Extras Part, Quint-Promo: White Man, Black Girl</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072348 +0000" stop="20260415074639 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Irwin Allen Show - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Men on Women: Women's Bikinis, Message from Guy: Men on Women, Kanadian Korner 15: Rolling your own with ski mitts, Cooking with Marcello: Breakaway Bottles, Promo: Taxi Driver with Woody Allen, Bill Needle's Mailbag, Message From Guy: Irwin Allen Show, The Irwin Allen Show</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060731 +0000" stop="20260415065726 +0000" channel="C1604.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lavender Road - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The twins reach a crossroads in their journey to the House of Enlightenment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065726 +0000" stop="20260415075357 +0000" channel="C1604.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Enlightenment - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Season finale. The twins meet Jerlamarel and finally discover the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061342 +0000" stop="20260415065631 +0000" channel="C1605.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Shop - S05E01</title>
    <desc>On March 29, 2016, music-loving Louise Dickey is discovered brutally murdered in a bath of her own blood. With no imaginable motive for the homicide and no witnesses, detectives seek out surveillance cameras to uncover the shocking truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065631 +0000" stop="20260415073919 +0000" channel="C1605.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run from the Scene - S05E02</title>
    <desc>On November 23, 2012, Pennsylvania DJ Ervin Holton is found shot dead on his friend's porch. With no witnesses, investigators spot cameras outside a nearby store Pointing directly at the crime scene, could this camera have captured Ervin's killer?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062000 +0000" stop="20260415064304 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pony Remark - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064304 +0000" stop="20260415070608 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jacket - S02E03</title>
    <desc>While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070608 +0000" stop="20260415072909 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phone Message - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072909 +0000" stop="20260415075213 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apartment - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063957 +0000" stop="20260415073147 +0000" channel="C1607.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Polyphony - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kala and Capheus are caught in the middle of angry protests. Lito looks into a journalist's disappearance and uncovers new info on Angelica's cluster.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The World of Blood Legacy - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Human World - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yu is caught in the middle of a political fight between Guren and Kureto Hiragi. However, Yu's determined to take care of his family - new or old. He assures Guren that he's on his side no matter what, and turns to him for help in saving Mika.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062806 +0000" stop="20260415071415 +0000" channel="C1609.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnivorous Carnival: Part One - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Come one, come all to the creepiest circus the world has ever seen, a place where puzzling mysteries -- and a familiar face -- await.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071415 +0000" stop="20260415075712 +0000" channel="C1609.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnivorous Carnival: Part Two - S02E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260415061913 +0000" stop="20260415071835 +0000" channel="C1610.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 743 - S25E24</title>
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    <title>The Awful Truth - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Freak Show - S02E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260415071443 +0000" stop="20260415074058 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Shoot Single People, Don't They? - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260415065300 +0000" stop="20260415074230 +0000" channel="C1612.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Breaking Point - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Paddy wakes up disorientated and chained to a bed in a strange room. Enter Maureen, the woman he's been secretly seeing since they met in the graveyard, and things seem to become a little clearer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070942 +0000" stop="20260415075642 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Always Leave Them Wanting More - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Ian returns from his travels, unaware that the car he's driving back to England contains a secret cargo. He makes an even more shocking discovery when he arrives back at the house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062302 +0000" stop="20260415070605 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Hang! - S17E15</title>
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  <programme start="20260415070605 +0000" stop="20260415074908 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Attack - S17E16</title>
    <desc>An app to curb phone distractions, a revolutionary baseball bat grip, all-fruit tropical ice pops, and clean glam products for the next generation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062617 +0000" stop="20260415070748 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster of Oz - S2024E14</title>
    <desc>In southwestern Australia, an unknown predator with a taste for great white and mako sharks ignites fears of sea monsters in the abyss. Filmmakers Dave and Jennene Riggs join Dr. Tristan Guttridge and Rosie Moore to track down the killer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070748 +0000" stop="20260415074920 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught! When Sharks Attack - S2024E15</title>
    <desc>For the first time, shark attacks are being caught on video thanks to smartphones. Experts analyze these shark encounters to reveal surprising new insights into their behavior and dangerous warning signs. While some shark attacks may result from foolish behavior—such as someone sticking their hand inside a live shark—the reality is we swim beside sharks every day without even realizing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060257 +0000" stop="20260415074411 +0000" channel="C1616.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharpe's Mission - S04E03</title>
    <desc>France 1813 - The war is entering its final stages and the French formulate a desperate plan to capture Wellington's spy master, Major General Ross. Sharpe is ordered by Wellington to accompany Colonel Brand, who is intent on destroying the French's main powder supply in the caves of Rocha. Wellington and Ross are both suspicious of Brand's loyalty, but they do not reveal this to Sharpe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060339 +0000" stop="20260415060939 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturday Night Shaun - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's partytime when Shaun finds the farmer's old records, who knew sheep could boogie down?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060939 +0000" stop="20260415061538 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kite - S01E11</title>
    <desc>What's more fun than a kite on a windy afternoon? Nothing when Shaun and pals are concerned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061538 +0000" stop="20260415062138 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Sheep of Horrors - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Little lambs shouldn't watch scary movies, as Timmy finds out to his cost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062138 +0000" stop="20260415062737 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzz Off Bees - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Something's different around the field, Shaun and the flock decide to investigate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062737 +0000" stop="20260415063337 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fleeced - S01E14</title>
    <desc>It's time for a haircut for Shaun and his pals, but is the Farmer really the right man for the job? Not after his first attempt!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063337 +0000" stop="20260415063937 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shaun Shoots the Sheep - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Shaun finds a camera and sets about taking everyone's photos, whether they want it or not. Are there some prima donnas among the flock?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063937 +0000" stop="20260415064536 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Top Timmy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Little Lamb Timmy joins the circus tonight, but will he make it in show business?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064536 +0000" stop="20260415065135 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fetching - S01E17</title>
    <desc>With Bitzer head over tails in love with a local lass, can Shaun keep the flock in order?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065135 +0000" stop="20260415065735 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountains out of Molehills - S01E18</title>
    <desc>With the flock in a dancing mood, not even a molehill can spoil their fun... or can it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065735 +0000" stop="20260415070334 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's the Mummy? - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Shaun finds himself out of his depth when newly hatched chicks believe he's their mummy, aw.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070334 +0000" stop="20260415071034 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things That Go Bump - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Strange noises are scaring the flock, Shaun goes to investigate...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071034 +0000" stop="20260415071633 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abracadabra - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When the Farmer decides to throw out his magic set, Shaun decides to put on a show - but things get out of hand when the flock start disappearing!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071633 +0000" stop="20260415072233 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheep on the Loose - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Nearly all the sheep take the bus to the funfair. Shaun and Shirley must convince the Farmer that the flock is out to pasture.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072233 +0000" stop="20260415072832 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wash Day - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The sheep use the farmer's clotheshorse as a merry-go-round - the garments get dirty and have to be washed before the farmer returns.</desc>
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    <title>Visitor - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When a strange space craft crash-lands on the farm, Shaun and co. help its little green occupant get air-borne again.</desc>
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    <title>Shaun the Farmer - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Farmer is sick in bed, so, with Bitzer playing nurse-maid, it's down to Shaun to handle the daily chores around the farm - with disastrous results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074031 +0000" stop="20260415074631 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Fairy - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Bitzer get a terrible tooth pain. Shaun takes the job as dentist but does not succeed. After a successful extraction at the vet Bitzer hope the Tooth Fairy will give him a coin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074631 +0000" stop="20260415075230 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitzer Puts His Foot in It - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The farmer has Bitzer guard some freshly laid concrete - but Shaun and the flock treat it as a Walk of Fame</desc>
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    <title>Hiccups - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Shirley drinks Bitzer's lemonade too fast and gets the hiccups. Shaun tries to help with all the usual tricks, and the usual results.</desc>
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    <title>Speak No Evil - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Three boys break into their school and accidentally start a fire. They get away before they are seen, but one of the boys' dogs is seen at the school. When the boy confesses, the two other boys find out and chase him into a dangerous electrical plant. Moral: Don't ever be afraid of being called a name. As long as you're sure what you're doing is right, there's no word... no name... that can harm you.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062438 +0000" stop="20260415064633 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Couple - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dan is too proud to accept help from Captain Marvel when his airplane runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere. Dan learns that everybody needs help once in a while when a fierce forest fire breaks out, and Captain Marvel needs help from Isis in order to put it out. Moral: There are a lot of things we can do by ourselves, but it's kind of foolish and maybe even dangerous to try to do something when we don't know how.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064633 +0000" stop="20260415070827 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Contest - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Glen steals the answer to a contest in which the winner gets a new motorcycle. Now the person who convinced him to cheat needs a big favor — the keys to a van which contains an experimental solar-powered gyroscope. Moral: Just about anything worthwhile has to be worked for, and earned. If it's worth having, it's worth waiting for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070827 +0000" stop="20260415073024 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitter Herbs - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Yale is a teenage boy who wants to join a club called "The Overlanders." The leader of the club does not want Yale to join because he's Jewish, but soon the racist gets what he deserves when a mountain lion attacks him. Moral: It's not a person's race, religion or looks that is important. What is important is the person's character.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073024 +0000" stop="20260415075225 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ripcord - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Young Bill is a little too anxious to grow up. He wants to be a skydiver, just like his big brother Larry. Bill decides to pack Larry's parachute himself, without any help. Moral: Sometimes there are things that a kid wants to do but he's too young for. Be patient. We grow up a lot sooner than we think.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061632 +0000" stop="20260415064040 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Shadows of Mystacor - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Glimmer takes Adora and Bow to the secret sorcerous realm of Mystacor for a vacation, but Adora's nightmares of Shadow Weaver persist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064040 +0000" stop="20260415070449 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Prom - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Princess Prom, hosted by Princess Frosta. Adora wants to recruit her, but friend troubles and unexpected guests get in the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070449 +0000" stop="20260415072858 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Princess Left Behind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>With her friends and the sword held prisoner in the Fright Zone, Adora turns to the Princess Alliance for help on a dangerous rescue mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072858 +0000" stop="20260415075306 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beacon - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Everyone blames themselves for Entrapta's loss, but they're wrong about what happened. Glimmer tries to hide the glitches in her powers from her mom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060240 +0000" stop="20260415062510 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Loss for Words - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adora and Bow go to a village to try and convince potential rebels to join them in the fight for freedom. However, Hordak gets word of this and sends Shadow Weaver to steal their voices and capture Adora. Though she fails to capture the Rebel-traitor, Shadow Weaver does take Adora's voice - disallowing Adora to transform into She-Ra - Bow and the voiceless Adora journey to the Fright Zone to get her and the other's voices back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062510 +0000" stop="20260415064739 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horde Prime Takes a Holiday - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Horde Prime goes on a vacation, he tells Hordak to look after his ship, the Velvet Glove.  He-Man is concerned that Hordak will use the ship to attack Eternia, so he goes to Etheria to enlist She-Ra's help in the case of an attack.  Skeletor is also concerned that his old mentor will attack him, so he sets out to steal the ship for himself.  When Hordak tries to use the ship's freeze rays to freeze the Whispering Woods, She-Ra and He-Man set about stopping him, and chaos ensues as they fight to stop Hordak while Skeletor competes for control of the Velvet Glove!</desc>
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    <title>Enchanted Castle - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adora tells the story of the time Mysticor was ruled by an evil queen named Mortella. She ruled the kingdom in terror and had captured Adora and Bow, who were then freed by an old woman. As Mortella fell from her throne, it was revealed that the old woman was actually Castaspella, Mysticor's true queen, who had been put under a terrible curse by Mortella.</desc>
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    <title>Three Courageous Hearts - S01E20</title>
    <desc>At Mysticor's Annual Trickster Competition, Shadow Weaver appears, disguised as a young girl. By tricking the Rebels with her assumed identity, she sends She-Ra into the 6th Dimension, a place from which no one has ever returned from. The only ones on hand to do the rescuing are Kowl, Madame Razz, and Broom and they must overcome their fears if they're ever going to see She-Ra and or their other friends again...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073239 +0000" stop="20260415075508 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stone in the Sword - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The stone in Adora's sword is broken while she is She-Ra. Once the stone is broken she is changed back into Adora. She has to figure out how to get to Light Hope without Swift Wind.
Mean while, Hordak has captured Bow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064549 +0000" stop="20260415073214 +0000" channel="C1622.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Streaks and Tips - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The newly arrived Decoy Squad and the Strike Team go head to head in the investigation to solve a car-jacking case.  Dutch gets in over his head on an attempted murder case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061305 +0000" stop="20260415063420 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guys and Dolls - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After challenging Chris that girls can do anything a guy can, Robbie takes over a very macho shipment--and Chris worries their profits might go down for the count. Jennifer moves a load of pricey mannequins through the heartland, and picks up an interesting travelling companion along way.</desc>
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    <title>Buggin' Out - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jennifer takes on a cross-country load of live bugs that require a little more love and attention than she might be willing to give. Marc takes on his daughter as an apprentice, and the two work through their issues as they move a number of Volkswagen buses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065536 +0000" stop="20260415071651 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight of the Giant Baby Head - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Fate brings Roy back to Austin, Texas--this time to haul a very big (and very odd) sculpture from a peace-loving art collective. Up north, Jarrett brings along his uncle to help move a flight simulator. But will a side load and extra family baggage prove to be more than he bargained for?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071651 +0000" stop="20260415073807 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Come in Pieces! - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Chris and Robbie awkwardly go where no transporter has gone before when a run brings them in contact with a Star Trek convention and its alien life forms. Meanwhile, Jarrett tries to glean from the past, and what he's learned from the other transporters as he tackles a load of massive pumpkins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073807 +0000" stop="20260415075915 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chivalry's Dead... Roy Killed It - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Sparks fly when Roy battles with two customers while transporting their shipments to a Renaissance Faire... and everyone holds their breath as Jenn's entrusted to ship the future of bicycling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060220 +0000" stop="20260415063411 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grow Fast or Die Slow - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Now that Pied Piper has ample funding and new offices, the pressure to get things right stymies Richard and forces him to grow the company in a way he hadn't planned. A picky Dinesh and Gilfoyle question their ability to make good decisions. After returning to Hooli, Gavin worries about becoming antiquated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063411 +0000" stop="20260415070420 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reorientation - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Panicked by suddenly leading a much larger team, Richard finds himself managing a number of small conflicts in his efforts to unite his new employees. Dinesh celebrates a new purchase that Gilfoyle looks to spoil. Jian-Yang goes to court. Gavin meets pushback over his signature and what it says about him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070420 +0000" stop="20260415073358 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chief Operating Officer - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Jared to strike up a friendship with Dana, a like-minded CEO, Richard instead finds himself charmed by Dana's COO, who challenges his loyalty to Gilfoyle. Facing limited housing options thanks to his impulse purchase, Dinesh searches for a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061714 +0000" stop="20260415063922 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takin' a Chance on Love - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ricky gets his first taste of puppy love when a new girl named Sally Frumble transfers to his school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063922 +0000" stop="20260415070333 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evelyn Returns - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ricky's mother Evelyn arrives to challenge Edward for custody.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070333 +0000" stop="20260415072542 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Computer Caper - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ricky is interviewed by a school reporter and goes on the run after hacking into a top-secret government file.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072542 +0000" stop="20260415074749 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Just Wild About Harry - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ricky and Derek find a lost orangutan and Ricky wants to keep it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060403 +0000" stop="20260415062621 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zeek's Power - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Zeek steals Hotwing's powers from the orb sent from Earth to recharge them.</desc>
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    <title>Journey to Limbo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Arriving in the Galaxy of Limbo the SilverHawks meet Commander Stargazer and Tally-Hawk, just as Mon-Star and his minions strike an attack directly against the Hawk Haven Command Center. The newly formed team puts their fledgling skills to the test in an all out battle against the galaxy`s most hardened criminals.</desc>
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    <title>The Planet Eater - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The SilverHawks are called into action to stop Mon-Star`s Skychomper; a spaceship devouring metallic monstrosity. But Windhammer has other plans for the Hawks, and when the Copper-Kidd is captured in the heart of Mon-Star`s lair the insidious true nature of the Skychomper is revealed. It is feeding the deadly goliath, The Planet Eater. The SilverHawks will have to work together to defeat Windhammer, Hardware, Buzz-saw, and Mon-Star himself in time to save the Copper-Kidd and destroy The Planet Eater.</desc>
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    <title>Save the Sun - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the artificial sun of Limbo is hijacked during a routine refueling Professor Power calls upon the SilverHawks to stop the menace of Melodia, Hardware, and Buzz-saw before they can win control of the most powerful force in the galaxy.</desc>
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    <title>Moe Baby Blues - S14E22</title>
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    <title>Treehouse of Horror XIV - S15E01</title>
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    <title>My Mother the Carjacker - S15E02</title>
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    <title>The President Wore Pearls - S15E03</title>
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    <title>The Regina Monologues - S15E04</title>
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    <title>Guy Perfect - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Stanton starts to resent Whelan while Schiller gives Sarah some good advice on handling Kelly who has just gotten the results of his sergeant's examination.</desc>
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    <title>Looks Like Christmas - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Christmas spirit fills the station, but out on the streets it is business as usual. Christmas festivities include an unamused drug dealer, children who have to deal with their mother's suicide attempt, Whelan's fruitcake and a drunk driver who thinks he is George Baily from "It's A Wonder Life."</desc>
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    <title>Gal Cops - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A television crew for a reality show called "Gal Cops" follows the female officers in the precinct for the day.</desc>
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    <title>Gun Play (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jessie Jaworski, a Pittsburgh police rookie, struggles to deal with her husband's murder.</desc>
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    <title>Gun Play (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Internal Affairs investigates missing guns from the police property room linking the thefts to the murder of Jessie's husband. Lynn battles her ex-husband for custody.</desc>
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    <title>Familia - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Manuel Pedro Antonio "Paco" Bolin
February 6, 1980 - February 15, 2001
The Fisher family wonder if Claire might have some part to play in the blaze across the street. Nate has Brenda over for dinner and it does not seem to go as well as expected. Nate is dealing with issues from every side, including a feud between a deceased's family and gang about how to handle his services. But Nate finally gets enough courage to stand up to Gilardi and handle issues with Keith and the clients.</desc>
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    <title>The Winning Smile - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Steve investigates a security leak that has imperiled a top-secret project.</desc>
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    <title>The King is Back - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Rembrandt has arrived on his dream world, where his double is as popular as Elvis, but has been dead for eight years. As Rembrandt gets to enjoy the fame he's long since wanted, an old enemy plots to make sure he disappears for good.</desc>
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    <title>You Gotta Have Heart - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jamie tries to show Vicki the meaning of compassion by sharing, which she does -- including the dress off her back, while the Brindles move in with their marital dispute.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving Story - S02E12</title>
    <desc>To get on a community-sponsored Thanksgiving ski trip for disadvantaged kids, Jamie convinces the sponsors that his parents are separated.</desc>
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    <title>Matchmaker, Matchmaker - S02E17</title>
    <desc>To pay for a new bike he bought from the neighborhood bully, Jamie uses Vicki to run a school computerized match-making business.</desc>
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    <title>Movin' Up - S02E14</title>
    <desc>While Vicki learns to spend a day without duties or instructions, Ted's new prestigious job offer in Massachusetts tests the family's taste to social climb vs. its price of morality.</desc>
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    <title>Siren - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When Green Arrow's band of heroes thwarts his efforts once too often, Lex employs a super-powered vigilante to take down the Emerald Archer.</desc>
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    <title>Fracture - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Lex tracks the amnesiac Kara to Detroit, where Lois follows him. An obsessive busboy infatuated with Kara shoots Lex, and Chloe has to determine whether to heal him or not.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062220 +0000" stop="20260415064452 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Brother - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Two twin sisters move to the school. Marcus gets a date with the pretty cheerleader, but unknowingly mistakes her for her smart twin later. As he realizes how much he likes them both, Marcus sets up a plan to date them both. The cheerleader will date Marcus, while the intelligent one will date ... Marquis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064452 +0000" stop="20260415070721 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Do That Thing You Do - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the keyboard player in Marcus' band breaks his finger, T.J sits in. Meanwhile, Yvette is mortified when her friend admits having a crush on her dad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070721 +0000" stop="20260415072951 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lab Rats - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Mo and T.J. are teamed up by their biology teacher to observe animal behavior, T.J. decides they'll watch his brother Marcus and sister Yvette.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072951 +0000" stop="20260415075220 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Knowledge - S01E06</title>
    <desc>T.J. earns a spot on the game show Knowledge College in the hope that his winnings will help defray household expenses, but the pressure may be too much.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060004 +0000" stop="20260415061045 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smurfette's Gift - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Smurfette's nose for finding out her birthday presents makes her part of an imp's collection.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061045 +0000" stop="20260415062018 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Most Popular Smurf - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Scruple puts a spell on Jokey that makes all his gag giftboxes contain actual gifts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062018 +0000" stop="20260415064159 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Loss of Smurfs - S06E12</title>
    <desc>A suggested beauty regimen turns Vanity into a blue Wartmonger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064159 +0000" stop="20260415065219 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Whippoorwill - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The Smurfs must rescue the last whippoorwill egg before insects totally invade the forest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065219 +0000" stop="20260415070410 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Color Smurf - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Smurflings and Grandpa Smurf seek to restore color to a monochrome world by finding the right color in a spectrum pool to restore life to a color sprite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070410 +0000" stop="20260415072812 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazy's Nightmare - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Morphio is using the Smurfs' worst fears to trap them in their dreams, but Lazy finds out how to fight back against those fears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072812 +0000" stop="20260415074058 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Smurf's a Stage - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Timid portrays several different Smurfs to prove his acting ability to Poet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074058 +0000" stop="20260415075453 +0000" channel="C1636.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smurfs on Wheels - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Smurf, Papa Smurf, and Nat prove getting to Dreamy Steamy Springs on foot is more than half the fun when Handy takes his fellow Smurfs on a wild ride in his camper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060025 +0000" stop="20260415061151 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whales Tales - S01E26</title>
    <desc>A baby whale gets separated from its mother when another whale chases them. Casey gives Daffney a driving lesson and they come across the whale in the net. They try to help the whale find its mother, but they try to hide it from anyone, especially Junior. Junior comes across the whale when he tries to snitch on All-Star, Casey and Daffney. The killer whale gives chase again and eats the Silverfish. The baby whale bumps into the whale and gets knocked out. The mother whale finds her baby when it comes to.</desc>
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    <title>Snorkitis is Nothing to Sneeze At - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dimmy is very sick from Snorkitis. Galeo diagnoses it and as Tooter describes, Dimmy, Tooter catches it. Then everyone in Snorkland gets sick. Galeo wants All-Star to finish what he started a while back. He gets help from Casey and they try to get Galeo to read the notes for them. Galeo then finds the cure in snork bubbles. The Governor then recognizes Galeo as a hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062353 +0000" stop="20260415063511 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whole Toot and Nothing But... - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Junior writes a speech for class and gets a C in it for using a lot of words and saying nothing. Tooter gets an F in speech and his parents decide to get him professional help. It is then discovered that Tooter picked up his toot from a day at work with his dad. Tooter then joins a band and gets very famous until Junior spoils it by ridiculing his speech impediment. Of course, Tooter ends up saving Junior from a Snorkeater by imitating a Snorkeater-eater. All-Star then tells Tooter's parents that everyone likes Tooter just for who he is.</desc>
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    <title>Chickens of the Sea - S02E03</title>
    <desc>All-Star's dad is making stew and needs some salt. All-Star goes to the market where it is crowded with people wanting to get salt. All-Star goes to Galeo to see what is going on and Junior follows him. Galeo then tells him about ancient Snorks and their sea salt adventures until he falls out from dehydration. All-Star and Junior go off to find the legendary saltfish. Junior then finds some salt and takes it all for himself. He gets out but he doesn't get very far when two green guards catch him. The leader, Slugworth, gets them to start working in the salt mines. Junior gets in good with the leader, who wants more Snorks for the salt mines. Meanwhile, All-Star gets the workers to stand up to the leader. All the workers start a revolution against Slugworth. Junior then gets a well-earned lesson when the Neandersnorks want him to work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064637 +0000" stop="20260415065722 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Cry Wolf-Fish - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Snorks go to see the flying fish and Dimmy's dad lets him use his new snorkoculars. Dimmy sees a wolf fish but no one believes him. All-Star and Casey gets on Dimmy for crying wolf, menaing that he shouldn't exaggerate. Then, a hawk fish takes him to its nest and keeps him there. All-Star and Casey never even knew what happened to him. In the nest, Dimmy sees a real wolf fish and protects the baby hawk fish. All-Star and Casey look for Dimmy and the wolf fish gets at them. Dimmy then gets rid of the wolf fish again. Then he tells them about the hawk fish episode and they don't believ him until the family flies by and waves to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065722 +0000" stop="20260415070850 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Learn to Love Your Snork - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Daffney is unsecure about her looks when someone says that she has a big snork. Daffney's fears are confirmed when someone does a wicked stature of her. Casey then sees an ad on TV on how to shrink her snork. They get the product, but something goes wrong and Daffney's snork sticks straight up! She wears a big hat when she goes on a date with All-Star. She gets ridiculed by Junior in the movies and runs out. Then Casey looks like a sitting duck fish and everyone laughs at her. She runs away and is chased by a giant green fish. After All-Star saves herm, he tells her that she looks great the way she is.</desc>
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    <title>A Hard Day's Snork - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tooter has a record to play and it is a very big hit on a dance show. Tooter then becomes very popular that he even has his own concert. All of a sudden, a strange melody fills the air, but it's not Tooter but an organ playing monster. All of the Snorks fall into the trance of the monster. Tooter and Daffney go off to search for the Snorks. Inside the monster, they all meet Galeo's old friend who was trapped in for 20 years. He had a plan of counteracting the sound of the Piperfish, but he now has a chance to put his plan in action with the help of the Snorks. Tooter finds out about the monster and plays his music to free the Snorks. It's an all-out musical war, but Tooter wins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071943 +0000" stop="20260415073120 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Allstar's Freshwater Adventure - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While having lunch, a storm blows a creature named Lucky into Snorkland. All-Star shows him around and he loses his breath. Galeo finds out that Lucky comes from a fresh water land and has to get back immediately. Lucky and All-Star go back to the current and Lucky goes back, but All-Star gets sucked in with him. All-Star meets Riverland and Lucky's parents. All-Star finds out that he cannot stand fresh water. All-Star decides to help them with their problem for things falling from above. All-Star has to go back because of the frshwater environment and he goes through the current. Back home, All-Star makes it back for Casey's aunt's show and Casey doesn't believe a word of his adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Strangesnork - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Galeo displays his new invention called the Minaturizer, which shrinks things. All-Star watchs the invention, but Dr. Strangesnork steals it without All-Star looking. Occy then follows him and his cat to his laboratory. They are caught by the scientist, which turns out to be Galeo's brother. He uses the minaturizer to shrink his mind swapper to take over Snorkland, but he uses it to swap Occy's and All-Star's minds. All-Star (as Occy) tries to warn governor Wetworth about Dr. Strangesnork's plan, but he dismisses him. Occy (as All-Star) then guides Casey to Strangesnork's lab. Meanwhile, the Snorks find out that All-Star is really Occy. Dr. Strangesnork then goes to the auditorium where the Governor is giving his speech. The Snorks catch up to him, but he gets away. But not before Galeo swaps All-Stra and Occy back to their original selves.</desc>
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    <title>It's Just a Matter of Slime - S02E09</title>
    <desc>All-Star meets a kelp helper who is facing a lot of trouble because of what he is. All-Star then makes friends with the kelp helper, but the grandfather is uncertain about all this. This friendship is ruined when Junior insults them. The Kelp helpers all pack up and leave. Because of all the kelp helpers leaving, Snorkland is all full of algae. Everyone has to clean up and it's all the Governor's fault. All-Star goes to the kelp helpers and apologizes to them, but they expect an apology from the governor himself. It takes a giant snorkeater terrorizing Snorkland to set the governor straight. The Kelp helpers really did make a great contribution to Snorkland after all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061432 +0000" stop="20260415063844 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Temperature of a Smile, a Cherished Place - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki and the others visit the village of the Lions of the Mountain, where they have a party to celebrate their victory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063844 +0000" stop="20260415070256 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When I'm With You... - S01E21</title>
    <desc>On their way back to Tanbarun, Shirayuki and the others are caught in the rain and stop at an inn, where they meet a mysterious woman…</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070256 +0000" stop="20260415072708 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spring of Intent Will Quench Your Thirst - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki and Zen are back in Clarines, but Zen is forced to have a marriage interview.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072708 +0000" stop="20260415075120 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Future Because of Who You Are - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mitsuhide has an accident with a concoction in the medical wing which causes him to behave strangely.</desc>
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    <title>Sightlines - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Franklin struggles to keep up with the demands of his growing organization. As political tides shift, the CIA cuts Teddy’s support, as he travels to recruit a new pilot. Feeling pressure to expand her business, Lucia crosses a line to impress a dangerous new partner.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4.13 (Part 1) - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The Tates and Campbells wait for the results of Danny's surgery, Mary explains to Burt about her relationship with Chester, Jodie proposes to Maggie, Dutch and Eunice try to spice up their sex life, Mary relives the circumstances that led Chester to leave her for Jessica</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062641 +0000" stop="20260415065057 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4.13 (Part 2) - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Burt alienates his family as his fame continues to grow, Danny is offended when Burt disapproves of his plans to marry Gwen, Jessica forgives Chester, but can't forgive Mary, Saunders proposes a plan to rescue Jodie and Maggie,  Gwen is coerced by a hoodlum into spying on Burt and Danny</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065057 +0000" stop="20260415071536 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4.14 (Part 1) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Jodie, Maggie and Wendy are rescued from the fortress. Jessica and Mary come to an understanding. Mary tells Jessica that she has a drinking problem, the baby may be an alien, and she fears she is losing Burt. Jodie decides to see a therapist so he can be sure about his relationship with Maggie. Danny blames Burt when Gwen runs away. Jodie signs up for hypnotherapy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071536 +0000" stop="20260415074024 +0000" channel="C1640.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4.14 (Part 2) - S04E18</title>
    <desc>El Puerco learns a few things about women after spending the night with Jessica, Eunice is driving Dutch a bit crazy with her fantasy games in bed, Chester and Annie announce that they are married, but Chester continues to act possessively toward Jessica, Mary walks out on Burt when he accuses her of being drunk, Dutch fails to turn Eunice on with his Cyrano de Bergerac costume, Jodie comes out of hypnosis believing that he's a 90-year-old Jewish man named Julius Kassendorf</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060533 +0000" stop="20260415061653 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closed Door Policy - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Amy forces Sticks to have a garage sale, but accidentally sets free a horde locked in her burrow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061653 +0000" stop="20260415062812 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayor Knuckles - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Knuckles assumes temporary mayorship of the town, but passes too many laws, causing conflict in the town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062812 +0000" stop="20260415063932 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggman the Auteur - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Eggman creates a film concerning his and Sonic's rivalry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063932 +0000" stop="20260415065052 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Guy - S01E34</title>
    <desc>After Sonic calls Mike "a normal guy", Amy sets up a seminar to help him develop a more sensitive attitude.</desc>
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    <title>Two Good to Be True - S01E35</title>
    <desc>In an alternate dimension, Knuckles is the smart leader of the team, but an accident causes him to end up in the normal dimension.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond the Valley of the Cubots - S01E36</title>
    <desc>When Orbot and Cubot discover a group of rejected Cubot prototypes hiding in the jungle, they seek the help of Sonic and Tails to protect them from Eggman.</desc>
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    <title>Next Top Villain - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Dave the Intern inadvertently takes down Eggman and becomes a true vilain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072450 +0000" stop="20260415073610 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Year's Retribution - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Eggman attacks during New Year's Eve with his slow-motion machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073610 +0000" stop="20260415074730 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Boy Bands - S01E39</title>
    <desc>The guys go undercover as a boy band to prove that Amy and Sticks are being brainwashed by a pop icon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074730 +0000" stop="20260415075849 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tails' Crush - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Tails is experiencing a crush; Dr. Eggman has a difficult time picking up his package from the post office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060846 +0000" stop="20260415062949 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly Spy - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Due to Chaos Control that happened in episode 1, Rouge the Bat is warped into this world as well, where she continues to be a jewel thief. Soon after, in order to defeat Dr. Robotnik, the office of the President sets up a plan to get Sonic and his friends on their side. Then, they attempt to capture Sonic by making up a hoax about a Chaos Emerald making an appearance. Rouge ends up falling into that trap. The government tells Rouge to become the President's agent, and to infiltrate Dr. Robotnik's base. Rouge, however, finds a (cyan) Chaos Emerald inside the base and fights against a Badnik while trying to rob it.</desc>
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    <title>Beating Eggman (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Office of the President is polishing up a plan of attack on Eggman's base. The presidential envoys visit Chris' house and ask for Sonic's help, but their negotiations fail. The government attempts to infiltrate Eggman's base with a special force led by Rouge in the gap they escaped the base from previously. Meanwhile, the battle revolving around the (yellow) Chaos Emerald ensues between Eggman, Tails, and Chris' group. Having learned this, Sonic heads out to Chris' group's assistance.</desc>
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    <title>Beating Eggman (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Sonic comes running to help Chris' group from their predicament, but the Chaos Emerald ends up being robbed by Eggman. When Sonic and the others follow him to his base, a battle between Eggman and the government's military unfolds before them there. Rouge, Knuckles, and the others who infiltrated the base set up a bomb in the power sector and attempt to escape, but they are locked up by the shutter door. Sonic has to take it upon himself to obtain the (cyan and yellow) Chaos Emeralds and defeat Eggman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071202 +0000" stop="20260415073305 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's What Friends are For - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Eggman's base is destroyed. However, the press conference's topic is focused on Sonic, who is not present. The presidential aide is upset by this, believing that if this goes on, the President will lose his next election. Wanting to somehow raise the President's popularity, he decides to open up Sonic's victory celebration and have the photo of Sonic shaking hands with the President taken by the media. He immediately sends Sonic a written invitation. Chuck prepares brand new tuxedos for Sonic and the others. However, Sonic says he has something else to do. It turns out he promised to meet with Helen, a girl who is Chris' classmate and wheelchair bound. Wanting to have Sonic present at any cost, the aide uses special forces to chase after him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073305 +0000" stop="20260415075403 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skirmish in the Sky - S01E15</title>
    <desc>After his base got destroyed, Dr. Eggman spreads terror through the city with the mobile fortress Egg Fort that was hidden underground. Sonic rushes in to help, but he can't reach the high-flying Egg Fort. Chris and the others, exasperated at the fact that they could have reached it with the X-Tornado, are met with the plane arriving to where they are, brought by Tanaka in a trailer. Sonic boards the X-Tornado and assaults the Egg Fort. The great battle with the Egg Fort starts to unfold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065913 +0000" stop="20260415074642 +0000" channel="C1644.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Albification - S02E01</title>
    <desc>With the club divided in the wake of Donna's death, Clay sets up a new gun deal with the IRA. Meanwhile, a white separatist group takes root in Charming and threatens more than just Samcro's control over Charming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060255 +0000" stop="20260415064549 +0000" channel="C1645.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Leather Jacket - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Carmela pressures a friend to write a letter of recommendation for Meadow, while a good will gesture from Richie to Tony falls flat.
Matt and Sean are bored with their positions in the Soprano organization. They decide to ambush Christopher as a favor to Richie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064549 +0000" stop="20260415074111 +0000" channel="C1645.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Where to Eternity - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Tony starts the hunt for Matt and calls on Pussy for a favor.
Paulie gets nervous when Christopher brings him a message from beyond.
Carmela asks Tony to get a vasectomy, and Melfi starts to regret allowing Tony back on her couch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061152 +0000" stop="20260415063529 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Blood Resonance Battle! – A Small Soul's Grand Struggle against Fear? - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Since Maka wants to face Chrona, Black*Star rushes past and heads further down the hall. Maka immediately starts attacking Chrona, and although her punches have no lasting effect, she is happy to hear her opponents finally acknowledge her as more than just a meal. Chrona counterattacks by using her black blood as a weapon and then by performing a resonance with Ragnarok. Maka manages to withstand the onslaught and initiates a resonance of her own with Soul, and the two enemies face off with their respective powered-up weapons. Unfortunately for Maka, Chrona is able to stop Soul with just her arms and furiously strikes back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063529 +0000" stop="20260415065906 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May My Soul Reach You – A Dry Heart inside Unbearable Isolation? - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Riding through the halls underneath Shibusen in an attempt to catch up to Eruka and Free, Kid is stopped briefly when he reaches a field of bombs floating in the air. He’s disgusted by the lack of uniformity in the arrangement of bombs, and he only manages to get past after Patty authoritatively tells him to. Back down the long passageway, Maka uses her new-found power and fighting style to go toe-to-toe with Chrona, but the madness is literally overwhelming Soul. Inside of herself, the calm Maka uses this chance to match her soul wavelength with Chrona’s, and this brings her to a desert world where she finds a young Chrona. At around this same time, out in Death City, Blair is having no problems handling the members of the Mizune family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065906 +0000" stop="20260415072244 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seal Shrine – The Immortal Man's Tricks? - S01E22</title>
    <desc>With Chrona still bawling, Maka is reluctant to leave her alone until Ragnarok appears and starts bullying her. Chrona gets Ragnarok to stop by punching him, but this only causes Ragnarok to turn his bullying back on Chrona. Since Chrona is handling Ragnarok, Maka and Soul are content with going on ahead. Much further down the tunnel, Kid is close enough to the Kishin that he can now feel its soul wavelength, and it nearly overwhelms him at first. He’s okay though and explains to Liz and Patty how his father had sealed Ashura in a bag made of Ashura’s own skin. Shinigami-sama had extracted all of Ashura’s blood before doing that, so Ashura’s body is starved for blood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072244 +0000" stop="20260415074621 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead or Alive – In the Rift between Revival and Dazzlement? - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Knowing that he’s running out of time, Stein wants to defeat Medusa quickly, but she’s hard to catch off guard. Medusa is simply fighting to buy time, and in order to beat her, Stein has to refocus himself. She tries to tempt him again to join her, but Stein lets himself go wild and explains the madness and fear inside of himself - what he needs is the order granted by an ego-less god. Medusa eventually stabs Stein in the gut, and from that, he counterattacks with his signature Kon-i attack. Though greatly injured, Medusa thinks she has won because she’s in position to cut off Stein’s head with her Tail Snake. She is thus surprised when she suddenly freezes in place, unable to move at all. The reason is because Stein had used one of his suture techniques on her entire body. Unfortunately, Stein can’t do anything else until he releases those strings, and Medusa knows that once that happens, her Tail Snake would behead Stein faster than he can kill her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061356 +0000" stop="20260415063620 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith Hilling - S16E03</title>
    <desc>Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063620 +0000" stop="20260415065844 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jewpacabra - S16E04</title>
    <desc>South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mystery being.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065844 +0000" stop="20260415072108 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butterballs - S16E05</title>
    <desc>Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072108 +0000" stop="20260415074254 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining - S16E06</title>
    <desc>The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.</desc>
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    <title>Rob Fulop - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost interviews Rob Fulop, creator of several hit Atari 2600 titles such as Demon Attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060940 +0000" stop="20260415061510 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howard Warshaw - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost interviews Howard Warshaw, designer of E.T on the Atari 2600, often called "the worst game ever made".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061510 +0000" stop="20260415062036 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wayne Coyne - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Wayne Coyne, lead singer of the Flaming Lips, is interviewed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062036 +0000" stop="20260415062601 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee Snider from Twisted Sister - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost interviews the lead singer of twisted Sister, Dee Snider.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062601 +0000" stop="20260415063652 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spanish Translation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After declaring his fondness for Mexican food, Space Ghost asks diet guru Susan Powter what superpowers help stop the insanity. Comedian Kevin Meaney discusses the virtues of wearing tight pants, and the Bee Gees stop by for a visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063652 +0000" stop="20260415064831 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilligan - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Three stranded castaways, Bob Denver (Gilligan), Dawn Wells (Mary Ann) and Russell Johnson (the Professor), take their turns in the video monitor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064831 +0000" stop="20260415065910 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elevator - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Self-proclaimed goddess of the galaxy, Judy Tenuta and Space Ghost decide to visit the Elvis Chapel in Las Vegas. Space Ghost talks with Dr. Timothy Leary, a man branded by Nixon as the most dangerous man alive. It's tacos for everybody.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065910 +0000" stop="20260415070945 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CHiPs - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost welcomes two talk-show experts, Bill Carter and Joe Franklin. Carter, author of The Late Shift, explains why Space Ghost was excluded from his book. Franklin, the world's first TV talk show host, gives him a few pointers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070945 +0000" stop="20260415072102 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobcat - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During an otherwise friendly interview with comedian Bobcat Goldthwait, Zorak reveals Space Ghost's secret identity. Goldthwait agrees to party with Space Ghost after the show. The festivities are spoiled by Zorak and his punk friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072102 +0000" stop="20260415073208 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banjo - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost is nurturing a special pet--Banjo the sea monkey. Zorak sabotages the interview with Schooly D by hypnotically controlling Space Ghost's mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073208 +0000" stop="20260415074345 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punch - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After model Cyndi Guyer, the female Fabio, explains what she looks for in a man, the Jerky Boys arrive and promptly threaten to punch Space Ghost in the mouth. The undertow of violence subsides with the appearance of model Dian Parkinson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074345 +0000" stop="20260415075441 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batmantis - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A mysterious villain kidnaps Moltar and Space Ghost must solicit the help of Adam West, Lee Meriweather and Eartha Kitt, all from the Batman television series, in an effort to save him. And Space Ghost, it's Zorak as Batmantis!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061851 +0000" stop="20260415064347 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tim faces a race against time when Daisy accidentally jeopardises his career. Elsewhere, Daisy and Marsha decide to get fit, and Brian decides to tell his mother the truth about his chosen career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064347 +0000" stop="20260415070831 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A night on the town for Tim and Daisy turns into a fight for survival as the dynamic duo come face to face with an old enemy (not to mention a few new ones).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070831 +0000" stop="20260415073429 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dissolution - S02E06</title>
    <desc>It's Daisy's birthday but all is not well at 23 Meteor Street. The survival of the group is threatened when Marsha begins to suspect things between Daisy and Tim are not what they seem...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064258 +0000" stop="20260415073628 +0000" channel="C1650.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greater Good - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spartacus is forced to mediate when the gladiators are close to divide into groups after news of Naevia's fate reaches them. Lucretia exchanges a long-held secret for some information and an attack puts the rebels at risk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060803 +0000" stop="20260415063217 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Go - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Oso helps a girl learn how to race her brother's remote-control toy car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063217 +0000" stop="20260415065632 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Your Bed Only - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Oso teaches a girl how to make her bed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065632 +0000" stop="20260415072047 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From China with Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Oso teaches a boy how to use chopsticks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072047 +0000" stop="20260415074501 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunderbasket - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Oso shows a boy how to shoot a basketball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061451 +0000" stop="20260415063759 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Persona - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Chameleon is out to blacken Spider-Man's name. The master of disguise loots the city while borrowing Spidey's look, forcing Peter Parker to get help from Black Cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063759 +0000" stop="20260415070107 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Group Therapy - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Six of Spidey's toughest enemies band together to get revenge, as the Sinister Six!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070107 +0000" stop="20260415072415 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intervention - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man loses the black suit, accidentally creating the Venom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072415 +0000" stop="20260415074725 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature vs. Nurture - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Peter must face off against his greatest enemy and friend, The Venom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060158 +0000" stop="20260415062337 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pardo Presents - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Pardo is a sorcerer with the ability to transform himself into a giant cat with hypnotic eyes. He lures top New York City citizens and officials to a theatre with the promise of a spectacular show, then releases his feline alter-ego's power upon the hapless audience, intending to divest them of their wealth and sap the souls out of their bodies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062337 +0000" stop="20260415064511 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cloud City of Gold - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Peter is an exchange student in South America, flying in a charter airplane with a Latin American professor in the Andes mountains. The airplane encounters a violent storm and crashes in a jungle, and Peter changes to Spiderman to assist the professor and the airplane's two pilots in leaving the jungle and returning to civilization.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064511 +0000" stop="20260415070652 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neptune's Nose Cone - S02E13</title>
    <desc>On Jameson's orders, Peter and Daily Bugle pilot Penny Jones travel by small-engine airplane to the Antarctic Ocean to track a fallen nose cone and crash-land on an island with a superstitious, brutish, native population.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070652 +0000" stop="20260415072835 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S02E14</title>
    <desc>At a coffee house, Peter meets Carol, a girl with whom he has much in common; he does not realize to what extent that they are alike until he, as Spiderman, catches Carol in the act of robbing electrical equipment and finds that she has powers identical to his!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072835 +0000" stop="20260415075016 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blotto - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Clive, an unbalanced movie producer, is determined to avenge himself upon critics and audiences who spurned his claim that the darkest human emotions could be filmed and physically released from a theatre screen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061109 +0000" stop="20260415063358 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sandman is Coming - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Sandman steals a soil sample from Mars from NASA and goes on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063358 +0000" stop="20260415065644 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Magneto Speaks...People Listen - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Magneto uses a spacecraft to increase his powers and shut off the nation's power supply.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065644 +0000" stop="20260415071932 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pied Piper of New York Town - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mysterio opens up a new disco nightclub in town that turns its patrons and anyone else that hears the disco music into his slaves, whom he uses to try to steal a nuclear missile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071932 +0000" stop="20260415074219 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doctor Prescribes Doom - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Doctor Doom returns to replace the world leaders with robots under his control so they will declare him ruler of the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062313 +0000" stop="20260415064706 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quest of the Red Skull - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Red Skull kidnaps Hiawatha Smith and the Spider-Friends so that they will not interfere in his plot to start World War III.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064706 +0000" stop="20260415071102 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origin of the Iceman - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Videoman returns, and Iceman retells his origin as he fears he is losing his mutant powers. In a brief flashback clip, Iceman recalls meeting Professor Xavier and the original members of the X-Men (Angel, Beast, Marvel-Girl, Cyclops).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071102 +0000" stop="20260415073457 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fire-Star is Born - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Iceman and Firestar attend an X-Men reunion featuring Cyclops, Angel, and its latest members Storm and Wolverine (who oddly speaks with an Australian accent). Firestar recalls her origins (cameos by Magneto and a Sentinel). After that, the Juggernaut crashes the party in an effort to destroy his stepbrother Professor X.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073457 +0000" stop="20260415075851 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Along Came Spidey - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Shocker injures Aunt May, and Spider-Man recounts how he acquired his powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060412 +0000" stop="20260415062623 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Radio Daze - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Mayor agrees to a mock election with a popular disc jockey. Meanwhile, the women in the office compete for the affections of the water delivery man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062623 +0000" stop="20260415064835 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thirty Year Itch - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As Mike's 30th birthday approaches, he is reminded of a promise he made to his high-school sweetheart, Renee Miller, long ago: If they were both still single by the time Mike turned 30, they'd reunite at the top of the Empire State Building on his birthday. Both of them keep their promise, with surprising results. Meanwhile, the Mayor wonders if his nephew is gay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064835 +0000" stop="20260415071046 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Life is a Soap Opera - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Mike begins dating Lisa, a writer from the soap opera "All My Children," he starts to see their dating life echoed on episodes of the popular serial: A new hunk named Mick Flannery joins "All My Children" and woos the resident vixen, Gillian--until she reveals their bedroom secrets to Edmund. Meanwhile, Stuart plays gay in order to get dates with beautiful women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071046 +0000" stop="20260415073248 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair (1) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mike's mom, Macy, is visiting for a week and she and the Mayor hit it off better than Mike ever imagined, or feared. Meanwhile, Nikki dates Steve, a ventriloquist whose dummy, Mr. Bungle, is more romantic (and talkative) than Steve. And Stacy and Stuart scheme to get Hank, an elderly security guard, his job back after he accidentally shoots Paul.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073248 +0000" stop="20260415075504 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair (2) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Mike must choose between protecting his mom, Macy, and protecting the Mayor, when he tries to spin the Mayor out of a new scandal--His Honor's alibi would reveal that he spent the night with Macy instead of a prostitute. Meanwhile, Paul is sued and goes to The People's Court to defend his case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061256 +0000" stop="20260415063819 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Prince Andrew's in trouble wih his Pa for the size of his unmentionables.


Terry Wogan chooses Sooty as his holiday replacement while Margaret Thatcher works on a new softer image.


Derek Jameson gor-blimeys his way through another horrible programme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063819 +0000" stop="20260415070330 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sir David Attenborough has a philosophical discussion with a suicidal seal. 


Leon Brittan discusses the possible repercussions of being outed as a mole and Brian Walden discovers that you can't put a better bit of Botha on your knife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070330 +0000" stop="20260415072829 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Desmond Wilcox's new intrusive, fly-on-the-wall documentary comes to grief when the happy couple refuse to watch 'That's Life!'.


Sir Alistair Burnet almost come to blows with John Craven when 'News At Ten' doesn't have a funny story to end the show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072829 +0000" stop="20260415075323 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Arthur Daley has to bow out of Thatcher's service because he's just not sleazy enough. Jim Callaghan shows the best way to grow your money, while the Shadow Cabinet break into Number 10 and the Queen Mother buys a new titfer (hat).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060507 +0000" stop="20260415061646 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goofy Newbie - S12E18</title>
    <desc>Patrick takes a job at the Goofy Goober when he finds out the employees get free ice cream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061646 +0000" stop="20260415062923 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squid's on a Bus - S12E19</title>
    <desc>Squidward gleefully switches jobs with a bus driver for an easy ride… until SpongeBob and Patrick climb aboard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062923 +0000" stop="20260415064105 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of Plankton - S12E20</title>
    <desc>Plankton becomes a ghost to steal the secret formula, but requires a few lessons from the Flying Dutchman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064105 +0000" stop="20260415065335 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cabin in the Kelp - S12E21</title>
    <desc>The Gal Pals take Pearl to a cabin in the woods for a weekend of silly pranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065335 +0000" stop="20260415070606 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Bubble Returns - S12E22</title>
    <desc>The newly reformed "Clean Bubble" takes a dishwashing job at the Krusty Krab, where he is tempted by the grime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070606 +0000" stop="20260415072325 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handemonium - S12E23</title>
    <desc>Plankton’s giant Chum Bucket glove runs wild in town, but SpongeBob has a handy friend to help them out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072325 +0000" stop="20260415073604 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plankton's Old Chum - S12E24</title>
    <desc>Where Plankton usually dumps his rotten chum is too full, so he tricks SpongeBob into hiding it around the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073604 +0000" stop="20260415074841 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hankering - S12E25</title>
    <desc>Mr. Krabs has a secret taste for something… surprising.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060847 +0000" stop="20260415062010 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharif - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray.  Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062010 +0000" stop="20260415063148 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Condition: Demolition! - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063148 +0000" stop="20260415064312 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Appalachain Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma - S03E10</title>
    <desc>After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064312 +0000" stop="20260415065452 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unbearable Heatness of Fire - S03E11</title>
    <desc>After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065452 +0000" stop="20260415070713 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuscaloosa Dumpling - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070713 +0000" stop="20260415071830 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armageddon it On! - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071830 +0000" stop="20260415072957 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072957 +0000" stop="20260415074138 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074138 +0000" stop="20260415075300 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Officer and a Dental Dam - S03E16</title>
    <desc>After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060825 +0000" stop="20260415065856 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Corbomite Maneuver - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise encounters a vast alien ship that sets out to test them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065856 +0000" stop="20260415074829 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Menagerie (1) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Spock kidnaps his former captain, the crippled Christopher Pike, and heads for a quarantined planet, putting his career and Kirk's life on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061001 +0000" stop="20260415063409 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Infinite Vulcan - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the recently-discovered planet Phylos, the U.S.S. Enterprise crew meets Dr. Keniclius, a human scientist who survived Earth's Eugenics Wars and now grown to giant proportions. The Phylosians are a once vast plant-based civilization that has been reduced to a few survivors. Led by Keniclius, the Phylosians abduct Spock so the doctor can make him into a giant clone with the intention of forcing peace on the galaxy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063409 +0000" stop="20260415065819 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magicks of Megas-Tu - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise travels to the center of the galaxy only to discover themselves sucked into a dimension where the laws of time and space no longer apply, and "magic" functions for those capable of grasping its fundamentals. Stopping at Megas-Tu, a planet where magic and witchcraft are the norm, the crew finds their guide is Lucien, who is Lucifer of Earth mythology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065819 +0000" stop="20260415072228 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Planet - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kirk returns to the ""shore leave"" planet, but it's not as peaceful as it was when they last saw it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072228 +0000" stop="20260415074637 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudd's Passion - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Harry Fenton Mudd is once again apprehended and incarcerated by the U.S.S. Enterprise crew, after trying to sell love crystals. He claims the love potion can cause any male and female to fall in love. He inadvertently releases it into the Enterprise's ventilation system and they discover that his claims are true. Mudd abducts Nurse Chapel and briefly escapes to a rocky planet in a stolen Enterprise Heavy shuttlecraft, but he is recaptured and sentenced to an indefinite period in rehabilitation therapy for violations of the Federation pharmaceutical code, including fraud, illegal drug manufacturing, swindling, and transport of a dangerous life-form (a Rigellian hypnoid).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063447 +0000" stop="20260415071954 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chimera - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Stardate: Unknown
Odo meets another shapeshifter, whom he recognises as one of the 100 infants sent out to learn abouth other species and cultures. The changling, Laas, offers Odo the chance to join him and search for the rest of his kind that were sent out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063656 +0000" stop="20260415073639 +0000" channel="C1663.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Directive - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Discovery investigates an ancient Romulan vessel where they face-off with some unexpected guests and uncover a vast mystery that sends them on a race across the galaxy. Meanwhile, Saru is presented with a unique opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063053 +0000" stop="20260415071348 +0000" channel="C1664.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor's Orders - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The fate of Enterprise is in Dr. Phlox's hands as the rest of the crew must be induced into a coma in order to survive a trans-dimensional disturbance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071348 +0000" stop="20260415075643 +0000" channel="C1664.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hatchery - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Archer goes to extreme lengths to save an abandoned nest of Xindi-Insectoid eggs ready to hatch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061133 +0000" stop="20260415065639 +0000" channel="C1665.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergence - S07E23</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise's computer systems starts having repeated malfunctions, leading the crew to believe that it may be evolving into a new life form.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065639 +0000" stop="20260415074148 +0000" channel="C1665.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Preemptive Strike - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Fresh from Starfleet's Advanced Tactical Training course, Ro Laren is assigned to infiltrate the Maquis. However, over time she begins to sympathize with them, which forces her to choose between her loyalty to the Federation, and her new friends in the Maquis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063736 +0000" stop="20260415072238 +0000" channel="C1666.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is the Beginning - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Completely unaware of her special nature, Soji continues her work and captures the attention of the Borg cube research project’s executive director. After rehashing past events with a reluctant Raffi, Picard seeks others willing to join his search for Bruce Maddox, including pilot and former Starfleet officer Cristóbal Rios.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061200 +0000" stop="20260415063022 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calypso - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After waking up in an unfamiliar sickbay, Craft finds himself on board a deserted ship, and his only companion and hope for survival is an A.I. computer interface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063022 +0000" stop="20260415064524 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brightest Star - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Before he was the first Kelpien to join Starfleet, Saru lived a simple life on his home planet of Kaminar with his father and sister. Young Saru, full of ingenuity and a level of curiosity uncommon among his people, yearns to find out what lies beyond his village, leading him on an unexpected path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064524 +0000" stop="20260415070142 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape Artist - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Harry Mudd, back to his old tricks of stealing and double-dealing, finds himself in a precarious position aboard a hostile ship — just in time to try out his latest con.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070142 +0000" stop="20260415071549 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Q&amp;A - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ensign Spock's first day aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise doesn't go as planned when he and Number One are unexpectedly stuck together in a turbo lift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071549 +0000" stop="20260415073027 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Edward - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Newly minted Captain Lynne Lucero is excited to take command of the U.S.S. Cabot, until she meets Edward Larkin, an ornery scientist who believes he has found a revolutionary new use for tribbles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073027 +0000" stop="20260415074002 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Not - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an attack on Starbase 28 leaves a surprise prisoner under Cadet Thira Sidhu's watch, she is faced with making a decision that may threaten her standing in Starfleet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074002 +0000" stop="20260415074846 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ephraim and Dot - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ephraim, a humble tardigrade, is flying through the mycelial network when an unexpected encounter takes her on a bewildering adventure through space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074846 +0000" stop="20260415075631 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Made the Stars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a lightning storm in space scares a young Michael Burnham, her father aims to ease her fears with a mythical story about a brave little girl who faced her own fears head on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064702 +0000" stop="20260415074803 +0000" channel="C1668.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow - S02E03</title>
    <desc>La'An travels back in time to twenty-first-century Earth to prevent an attack which will alter humanity's future history and bring her face to face with her own contentious legacy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071551 +0000" stop="20260415075950 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flesh and Blood (2) - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 54337.5 - Voyager secretly trails two Hirogen ships in pursuit of the renegade hologram ship. Iden, the band's self-appointed leader, begins showing signs of delusional behaviour when he considers himself as the 'saviour of his people', and believes that his people will worship him as a God in their new settlement. With Voyager and the Hirogen ships trailing close behind, the Doctor and Torres must find a way to disable the ships and the holograms before they come under attack from the Hirogen, and before Iden can execute his plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060416 +0000" stop="20260415062620 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Call - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Low on fuel and power in deep space, the Ghost crew encounters massive, mysterious creatures whose lives are threatened by a mining operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062620 +0000" stop="20260415064824 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Ghost crew joins forces with Cham Syndulla, father of Hera and Clone Wars legend. But will his thirst for revenge—and fractured relationship with his daughter—cost the rebels a victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064824 +0000" stop="20260415071028 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honorable Ones - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Zeb and Agent Kallus find themselves stranded on an icy moon of Geonosis after a failed Imperial ambush of the rebels. Bitter enemies, they must put aside their differences and work together in order to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071028 +0000" stop="20260415073233 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shroud of Darkness - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Kanan, Ezra, and Ahsoka return to the Jedi Temple on Lothal, seeking to learn how the Inquisitors continually track them. Each has a different experience, and nothing will ever be the same.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073233 +0000" stop="20260415075438 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forgotten Droid - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Chopper steals a replacement for his original leg, he separates from the Ghost crew and finds himself stranded on an Imperial ship. The grumpy astromech meets an inventory droid in service of the Empire, but will this new acquaintance become friend or foe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062800 +0000" stop="20260415065004 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Triple Dark - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kaz and BB-8 uncover information on an imminent pirate attack and must find a way to stop it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065004 +0000" stop="20260415071207 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuel for the Fire - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kaz befriends a sky racer named Rucklin who pressures him to take some rare and dangerous hyperfuel hidden in Yeager's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071207 +0000" stop="20260415073411 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The High Tower - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The First Order arrives at the platform for mysterious reasons and Kaz and BB-8 are determined to sneak into the tower to find out what they want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073411 +0000" stop="20260415075614 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Children from Tehar - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In need of credits to fix a broken part, Kaz looks to recover two missing children and claim a sizable bounty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060540 +0000" stop="20260415062718 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Overlords (1) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Balance is found in the one who faces his guilt.

A mysterious force draws Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka to a distant planet, and its inhabitants -- a family of exceptionally powerful Force-wielders -- in an attempt to determine whether Anakin is truly the Chosen One. The patriarch of this family, known only as the Father, has spent ages maintaining the balance between his Daughter, who is strong with the light side of the Force, and his Son, who aligns with the dark. The Father reveals his days are numbered, and he seeks Anakin to take his place as the fulcrum of this balance. A test proves that Anakin is capable of controlling both offspring, as the Father does, but Skywalker refuses to take the Father's place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062718 +0000" stop="20260415064917 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Altar of Mortis (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>He who surrenders hope, surrenders life.

Before the Jedi can leave Mortis, the Son takes Ahsoka captive in an attempt to entice Anakin into joining him to use their combined strength to overpower his Father and Sister. To this end, the Son casts Ahsoka under the spell of the dark side.

Meanwhile, the Father attempts to stave off a disastrous showdown between his children and maintain the Force's increasingly precarious balance on the planet. Fearing that the Son may be unstoppable, the Daughter does the forbidden by taking Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Altar of Mortis, wherein is kept the Dagger of Mortis, a weapon capable of killing a Force wielder. The Son steals the weapon, and attempts to use it against his Father to steal his power and end his rule, but the Daughter sacrifices herself, placing herself in front of the blade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064917 +0000" stop="20260415071028 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts of Mortis (3) - S03E17</title>
    <desc>He who seeks to control fate shall never find peace.

The Jedi remain stranded on Mortis, and the Son, aligned with the dark side of the Force, renews his efforts to convert Anakin as the Jedi prepare for a decisive confrontation. Anakin is stunned by images of his dark future. The Son promises him the power to avert this destiny.

The Father recognizes that the Son has broken the rules of time. He wipes Anakin's memory of these future visions, and steals the Mortis Dagger to end the conflict. The Father impales himself, thus preventing the Son from stealing his power. The Son, stunned by this, is run through by Anakin. With all three Force wielders destroyed, the imbalance in the Force disappears on Mortis. The three Jedi are transplanted back to the galaxy proper, apparently at the moment that they disappeared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071028 +0000" stop="20260415073151 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel (1) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Adaptation is the key to survival.

With help from R2-D2 and a squad of captured battle droids, an elite team of Jedi and clone troopers led by Obi-Wan and Anakin attempt to free a captive Jedi General, Even Piell, from an impenetrable prison. Despite orders to the contrary, Ahsoka Tano tags along, though she proves indispensable when the infiltration mission begins to evolve. Piell and his fleet officer, Captain Tarkin, are liberated from their cells, but now the fugitives must escape the Citadel itself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073151 +0000" stop="20260415075308 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counterattack (2) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Anything that can go wrong will.

With freed prisoners in their possession and the brutal warden attempting desperately to thwart them, Obi-Wan and Anakin search for a way out of the Citadel and back to Coruscant. The prison, however, has more traps, perils, and pitfalls in store for them than they had imagined and they must work past their differences if they are to escape. Their bid to board their shuttle fails when heavy weapons fire destroys the escape craft. ARC trooper Echo dies in the blast. The escapees then flee to the caves and call for rescue from the Jedi Temple on Coruscant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060933 +0000" stop="20260415065302 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tabula Rasa - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When a virus causes amnesia in everyone except Teyla and Ronon, the Atlantis team must work together to find a cure before their memories fade entirely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065302 +0000" stop="20260415073632 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing - S04E07</title>
    <desc>During a visit to New Athos, Teyla and Dr. Keller find themselves on the run from a primitive tribe of warriors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060941 +0000" stop="20260415065053 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Stand (2) - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jackson's undercover mission to a Goa'uld summit is complicated by the arrival of a surprise guest. The rest of the team face a full-scale invasion of the Tok'ra homeworld.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065053 +0000" stop="20260415073205 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fail Safe - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Earth finds itself threatened by something even larger than the Goa'uld when the team learns that an asteroid is on a collision course with the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cloverdale - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Scott's team explores a new planet, a plant-like organism infects the lieutenant, causing him to hallucinate a life back on Earth where he is getting married.</desc>
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    <title>Trial and Error - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Young is plagued by mysterious dreams where Destiny is destroyed by alien attackers no matter what he does.</desc>
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    <title>Little Girl Lost - S02E13</title>
    <desc>It's the Christmas season, and while Starsky is happily getting into the festivities, Hutch is far more sceptical about people's sudden goodwill over the period. Responding to a call of petty shop-lifting, the pair meet Molly, a twelve-year-old tomboy, who lives with her father, a recently released convict turned alcoholic. But when soon after the girl's father is murdered by his two former partners-in-crime, who are determined to get their hands on the stolen diamond cache he went to prison for, Hutch finds himself taking Molly in for Christmas. Unfortunately, with Molly being the only one who now knows the whereabouts of the diamonds, the two crooks who killed her father are now after her...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061657 +0000" stop="20260415070242 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loss - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After a discouraging discovery, the trio forges a new plan. Izzy seeks the help of someone significant from her past. Nick faces a setback while catching a glimpse into the strange world of Wes Chandler. Ronald struggles to get his crew behind the new way of doing business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070242 +0000" stop="20260415074617 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pivot - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After a devastating tragedy, Ronald faces a harrowing decision. Izzy finds herself in hot water after a brazen plan lands her in the Russians’ sights. Nick finally grabs Wes’s attention with the help of Wes’s daughter, Mara.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061813 +0000" stop="20260415070255 +0000" channel="C1679.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Culture Shock - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In this installment in the "State of Play" series, acclaimed filmmaker Peter Berg trains his sights on the most successful professional sports organization in America: the National Football League. Many issues confront the sport, particularly the challenge of making the game safer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070255 +0000" stop="20260415075354 +0000" channel="C1679.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Ladies - S02E04</title>
    <desc>This edition examines the challenges of a modern marriage through a sports lens as it focuses on three sports couples whose vows shape their decisions on and off the field.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062852 +0000" stop="20260415071155 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something About What Happens When We Talk - S03E10</title>
    <desc>After some tense and traumatic experiences, the firefighters get a visit from a psychologist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071155 +0000" stop="20260415075402 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Days Off - S03E11</title>
    <desc>While at a lunch seeking Pruitt’s blessing for their relationship, Andy and Sullivan jump into action when ICE attempts to raid the restaurant. Meanwhile, Travis gets roped into an awkward lunch with Chief Dixon, Emmett and Emmett’s girlfriend; and Ben invites Grey-Sloan Memorial surgeons Owen Hunt, Teddy Altman and Jackson Avery to get a sneak peek of the new PRT vehicle.</desc>
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    <title>We're in the Money - S07E18</title>
    <desc>After traveling around the world for a year, Cody returns. He bought gifts for the family, including some magic necklace for J.T., that makes him attractive to woman. Unfortunately, J.T. can't accept the gift since he is dating Sam. He also gives Frank and Carol a huge check and they have a dispute on how to spend the money. Frank decides to buy himself a leather chair and Carol gets furious and they get into a big arguement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063442 +0000" stop="20260415065703 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movin' On Up - S07E19</title>
    <desc>When obnoxious yuppies offer to buy the family's home, Lilly is the only family member who isn't excited about getting a bigger house, but then Frank and Carol have second thoughts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065703 +0000" stop="20260415072020 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>During their vacations in Jamaica, contractor Frank Lambert and widowed beautician Carol Foster get married. When they return to their hometown, Port Washington, Wisconsin, they need to slowly introduce their very different children. Their plan is to make the children think they are dating but Frank accidentally tells the truth (that they are married) and there is nothing to hide so eventually the Lamberts move to the Foster's house. Later, as a sign of ""step-maternal"" love, Carol believes Al is having a pain that is hurting her (something Frank never believed) and she takes her to the hospital; the pain results to be a appendix and they remove it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072020 +0000" stop="20260415074341 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dance - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Frank wants to take Carol to an expensive restaurant; but Carol has agreed to be on the committee of Al's dance. After being dumped by a boy, Al stays in the dumps until she's rescued by her science fair pen pal: Steve Urkel. And since Frank can't take Carol out, he shows up at the school dance and finds a way to work in a little romance anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060343 +0000" stop="20260415061452 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone at Sea - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Steven, Greg and Lapis go on a boat ride to help Lapis have some fun. However, it becomes apparent that they are being followed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061452 +0000" stop="20260415062621 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greg the Babysitter - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Greg tells Steven the story of the time he and Rose babysat Sour Cream for Vidalia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062621 +0000" stop="20260415063751 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gem Hunt - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Connie goes on her first mission with Steven and Pearl to the Great North to find a corrupted Gem monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063751 +0000" stop="20260415064922 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crack the Whip - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Garnet and Pearl return to the Great North to look for Jasper, whilst Steven, Amethyst and Connie have a day of fun around Beach City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064922 +0000" stop="20260415070052 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steven vs. Amethyst - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Following the events of the previous episode, Amethyst's self-esteem has hit rock bottom. With Steven's rising power, Amethyst begins to suspect that she is now the weakest Gem on the team, so she and Steven agree to duel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070052 +0000" stop="20260415071226 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bismuth - S03E20</title>
    <desc>An item from the Gems' past is discovered inside of Lion's mane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071226 +0000" stop="20260415072352 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beta - S03E21</title>
    <desc>To cheer Amethyst up after her fight with Jasper, Peridot takes her and Steven to Jasper's birthplace – a heavily rushed and poorly made Kindergarten in the middle of a desert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072352 +0000" stop="20260415073523 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earthlings - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Steven, Amethyst and Peridot encounter Jasper at the Beta Kindergarten. To fight off her and a corrupted Gem monster, Steven and Amethyst fuse into Smoky Quartz and Peridot attempts to use her metal powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073523 +0000" stop="20260415074652 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Moon - S03E23</title>
    <desc>The dispatch team of Rubies return to the barn still searching for Jasper. To try and get them to go away, Amethyst shapeshifts into her. However, things get awry when the Rubies want her to contact Yellow Diamond at the Moon Base, with Steven, Garnet and Pearl as her "prisoners".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074652 +0000" stop="20260415075823 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubbled - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After being sucked out of the Moon Base's airlock, Steven and the Rubies are stuck floating in the middle of space. To stay safe, Steven puts himself in a bubble and runs into one of the Rubies in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060947 +0000" stop="20260415063054 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blame It on the Rain - S02E31</title>
    <desc>The Dotson's follow the money to Santa Cruz, CA and the buyers follow the Dotsons...right into a torrential rainstorm. Dave Hester finds some quilts to help keep dry and patch together a profit. Jarrod and Brandi leave just plain soaked. Darrell and Brandon find something that requires getting wet. And Barry unpacks a locker, un-corks a find, but will it get him out of the red?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063054 +0000" stop="20260415065155 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viva La San Francisco - S02E32</title>
    <desc>The buyers stay up north and invade "the city by the bay"... San Francisco, CA. Barry finds an apprentice and an old pair of boxers. Jarrod and Brandi uncover something top secret. Dave Hester's "Yupp Armada" shows up as a show of force. And Darrell "The Gambler" Sheets goes all in, but will he take the pot...or bust?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065155 +0000" stop="20260415071305 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Highland Anxiety - S02E33</title>
    <desc>The buyers head for the high desert in Highland, CA. Darrell buys on a hunch, and finds something that gets him out of the danger zone. Dave Hester never gets his money out of his man bag. Jarrod and Brandi experience some royal pains. And Barry Weiss follows the signs, but will they point to profit?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071305 +0000" stop="20260415073415 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Third Eye of the Tiger - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The third season begins at the crack of dawn in La Verne, CA, and finds "The Collector" in training. Dave Hester enjoys bidding, and bidding people up. Darrell Sheets shows up alone and quickly detects a find of his own. And Jarrod and Brandi start the new season with a system...but will it help them find zen?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073415 +0000" stop="20260415075525 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May The Vaults Be With You - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The buyers venture back to the notorious vault auction, this time in Chattsworth, CA. Jarrod and Brandi find something that makes noise, if not money. Barry Weiss uses "the force"... the auction buying force that is. Darrell Sheets finds treasure in Brandon's pile of trash. And Dave Hester barks a lot, but is there any bite behind it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063332 +0000" stop="20260415071704 +0000" channel="C1684.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke Monster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sean's team struggles with the death of a teammate, and heightened emotions lead to questionable driving. Reed arms the Dominator with probe cannons, while Tim smokes out a South Dakota monster that just keeps growing, and discovers there's no way out when you're in the path of a perfect storm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060138 +0000" stop="20260415065922 +0000" channel="C1685.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter Five: Dig Dug - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Nancy and Jonathan swap conspiracy theories with a new ally as Eleven searches for someone from her past. “Bob the Brain” tackles a difficult problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065922 +0000" stop="20260415075052 +0000" channel="C1685.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter Six: The Spy - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Will's connection to a shadowy evil grows stronger, but no one's quite sure how to stop it. Elsewhere, Dustin and Steve forge an unlikely bond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064012 +0000" stop="20260415072830 +0000" channel="C1686.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arabian - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jesse competes with a beautiful and intelligent Insurance Agent when they investigate a horse switching scheme and a murder of a stable hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062407 +0000" stop="20260415070658 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play the Man - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's mock trial time at Pearson Hardman as Mike faces off against Louis' protege Devon. But the tension between Mike and Rachel threatens to torpedo his case. Abigail Spencer guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070658 +0000" stop="20260415075000 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity Crisis - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mike is tasked with reigning in a modern day Robin Hood whose illicit deeds are putting a client's business at risk. Also, Louis must resolve his differences with Harvey to win a case. Amanda Crew and Bruce Altman guest star.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062052 +0000" stop="20260415064313 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Island of the Dinosoids; Uncle Mxyzptlk - S08E06</title>
    <desc>The Super Friends find themselves trapped on an island of dinosaur-like creatures. When Superman is turned by red kryptonite into a bratty superpowered toddler, Mxyzptlk arrives to cause trouble with this opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064313 +0000" stop="20260415070536 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Dreadful Dolls; The Royal Ruse - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The Dollmaker uses a magic clay to mind-control the Super Friends into commit crimes for him. An alien princess requests the Super Friends' help to free her world from Darkseid, only to fall into her trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070536 +0000" stop="20260415072753 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Village of Lost Souls; The Curator - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The Super Friends discover an isolated rural village with residents acting strangely. A malevolent alien is stealing monuments, and the people inside them, for his space museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072753 +0000" stop="20260415074920 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seeds of Doom - S09E01</title>
    <desc>When Darkseid threatens to ravage Earth with monster plants, Cyborg reluctantly agrees to help the Super Powers Team thwart the scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061506 +0000" stop="20260415063817 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother of Doom! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Doom conquers Chthon's mystical dimension to free his mother Coco Von Doom. Though Doom ends up with Chthon's evil powers, he also finds himself dealing with his mother's monstrous nagging.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063817 +0000" stop="20260415070128 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Exit Before Doomsday! - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Silver Surfer's past as Galactus' herald is revealed as he encounters another herald, Stardust. But Doctor Doom has plans of his own for Stardust and her big boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070128 +0000" stop="20260415072438 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Al Dente Earth! - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Galactus arrives in Super Hero City to devour the Earth! The fate of the planet hangs in the balance, but all of the city's heroes are powerless before Galactus; omnipotence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072438 +0000" stop="20260415074714 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Order of Evil! (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Captain Marvel goes missing during a peace conference between the Kree and the Skrull, Ms. Marvel forces the Super Hero Squad to come together again to get to the bottom of this, unaware that Thanos is behind this. Meanwhile, Doctor Doom plans a prison break with Wrecker and Thunderball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060229 +0000" stop="20260415061555 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Marios (Koopa Klaus) - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers help a runaway by telling him about a time when a young Mario ran away from home</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061555 +0000" stop="20260415063743 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gorilla My Dreams (Mario and the Red Baron Koopa) - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An escaped gorilla stops by the apartment as the Mario Brothers prepare for a costume party</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063743 +0000" stop="20260415065110 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Washington Slept Here (The Unzappables) - S01E31</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers decide to start a bed and breakfast from their apartment. After hanging a sign claiming George Washington slept there, the brothers are haunted by the lie</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065110 +0000" stop="20260415071300 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught in a Draft (Bad Rap) - S01E32</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers are drafted for a secret government mission</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071300 +0000" stop="20260415072628 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toupee (The Mark of Zero) - S01E33</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers try to pass a health inspection and avoid eviction</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072628 +0000" stop="20260415073953 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Artist (The Ten Koopmandments) - S01E34</title>
    <desc>After Luigi wins an art contest, the Mario Brothers entertain an artist who wants to meet Luigi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061859 +0000" stop="20260415064447 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sheep Who Lost Little Bo Peep - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Whyatt and his puppy Woofster have a playdate with Wolfy, but they can't find him anywhere. What should he do? To answer this question, the Super Readers jump into the book The Sheep Who Lost Little Bo Peep where they meet two silly little sheep who can't find their Bo Peep. The Super Readers use their super powers to help the sheep and Bo Peep find each other. Educational Objectives: To learn the strategy of staying in one place when separated from the group. Kids will practice the alphabet and identify the letters B, A, L, O, and N, learn what the word ECHO means, play with the magic of spelling, and use the power to read to solve the problem and save the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064447 +0000" stop="20260415071014 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Little Pigs - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jill keeps knocking down Pig's tower and he wants her to stop! The Super Readers fly into the Three Little Pigs story and come face to face with the Big Bad Wolf himself. After all, he knows a thing or two about knocking things down. When all the huffing and puffing dies down, Pig learns an important lesson about friendship. Educational Objectives: To learn about friendship, practice the alphabet, identify the letters W, O, L and F; rhyme with ALL words and use opposite words to change the story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071014 +0000" stop="20260415073753 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hansel and Gretel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Red has taken Peter Piper's peppers without asking, and now he's mad! What happens when the Super Readers try to help Hansel and Gretel get out of a similar sticky (sweet) situation? Only the unexpected! After overcoming a few storybook obstacles, we finally find out the witch's side of the story, and Red learns to be more considerate. Educational Objectives: To learn the importance of manners, discover the alphabet, and identify the letters F, R and T. In addition, young viewers will practice the magic of spelling, and use opposite words to change the story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060207 +0000" stop="20260415061309 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superfail - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jared fails miserably as the temporary Warden of Superjail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061309 +0000" stop="20260415062432 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uh-Oh, It's Magic - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Warden runs a magic show until he has problems when his ventriloquist dummy becomes the star of their show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062432 +0000" stop="20260415063534 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stickydischarge - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Superjail finally must deal with their first parolee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063534 +0000" stop="20260415064636 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Specialneeds - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After himself becoming handi-capable, the Warden goes to work making Superjail more handicapped-accessible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064636 +0000" stop="20260415065737 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles with Triples - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Warden's new plans for Superjail are interrupted by visitors for the Twins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065737 +0000" stop="20260415070839 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightshift - S03E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate's final meal causes Alice to rethink her career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070839 +0000" stop="20260415071941 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oedipus Mess - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A cloning experiment in Superjail causes a mass riot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071941 +0000" stop="20260415073057 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Radio - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When a pirate radio station hits Superjail, the Warden fights back with some programming of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073057 +0000" stop="20260415074158 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burnstoolie Burn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Warden learns a little about friendship and a lot about fire from an inmate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074158 +0000" stop="20260415075300 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superhell! - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Warden, with the help of a disfigured inmate named Ash, continue their arson spree across Superjail. Meanwhile, Alice and Stingray get lost on a planet full of vicious monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061014 +0000" stop="20260415063349 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Tree Caper - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties have to stop Cat Burglar from swiping all the cat trees from the cats of Kittydale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063349 +0000" stop="20260415065725 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sparks vs. Sparks - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fake Sparks steals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065725 +0000" stop="20260415072100 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voice With No Choice - S01E33</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties stop Zsa-Zsa from turning animals' voices into musical instruments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072100 +0000" stop="20260415074435 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Spark - S01E35</title>
    <desc>After Sparks falls off his SuperKitty Kit, the SuperKitties help him get the courage to ride it again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060751 +0000" stop="20260415062836 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity Crisis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman encounters Bizarro, an imperfect genetic double of The Man of Steel, who tries to take Superman's place as Metropolis' hero.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Target - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Mxyzpixilated - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Action Figures - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Double Dose - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Livewire manages to escape from prison and tries to get her back on Superman, but once again, she underestimated his skills. So, she convinces an unlikely ally - the Parasite - to help her taking Superman out for good.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Blood - S07E22</title>
    <desc>In order to defeat Dick Roman and the Leviathans, Sam and Dean must locate three key items. Castiel helps with one but for the last objects, the Winchesters must face two of their strongest opponents - an Alpha and Crowley. Meanwhile, Bobby tries out a new ghost trick that ends up being very dangerous.</desc>
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    <title>Survival of the Fittest - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Dean and Sam prepare for battle with Dick Roman. Dick's in the final phase of his plan and the Winchesters must team up with Castiel, Bobby, Meg and Kevin, the prophet, to stop him. However, Dick is one of the smartest enemies they've ever faced so it's a mind game to see who can keep the upper hand.</desc>
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    <title>Sandra's Fight - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Amy and Dina visit Cloud 9 corporate to fix problems caused by Sandra’s misguided activism. Jonah tries to sabotage an employee meeting. Garrett tries to prove to his co-workers that he’s a good person.</desc>
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    <title>Employee Appreciation Day - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Amy and Jonah find themselves on opposing sides as corporate tries to win over employees by showering them with treats. When the company’s tactics grow more extreme, everyone must band together to save one of their own.</desc>
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    <title>Cloud 9.0 - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Testimonials - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Amy attempts to gather glowing character testimony for Mateo’s immigration lawyer but comes up short. Jonah plans an engagement party for Sandra, infuriating Dina, while Glenn and Marcus compete for Mateo’s old locker.</desc>
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    <title>Forced Hire - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Amy hires Dina’s nemesis Colleen, Dina blackmails Garrett into making Colleen’s life a living hell. Jonah is forced to befriend Marcus in order to unionize the warehouse guys.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed Meets Father Christmas - S01E24</title>
    <desc>This year Father Christmas appears to be stealing the children’s presents rather than bringing them. SuperTed and Spotty get well and truly snowed under answering calls for help…</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061300 +0000" stop="20260415062048 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Mother Nature - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete travels to the Magic Cloud and forces Mother Nature to dose him with the same medicine that gave SuperTed magic powers.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed and the Magic Word - Part 1 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete thinks of a very clever way of discovering the magic word. After playing a trick on SuperTed and Spottyman he sneaks into the Tree House and hides listening devices in secret places but then everything depends on Bulk.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed and the Magic Word - Part 2 - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Bulk has heard SuperTed's magic word and can fly 'like a bear'. But will Tex catch him before he forgets the word?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063356 +0000" stop="20260415064147 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed Kicks up the Dust - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Spottyman believes that the cosmic dust should be placed where everyone can see it. But SuperTed disagrees.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed and the Pothole Rescue - S01E29</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is perplexed. What should he do first? Find Spottyman who is lost underground or save Linda before her head disappears under the water.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed and the Whales - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Before Spottyman has time to sit down in his bath, the alarm rings and off they go to save the blue whale stuck on a lonely beach in North Wales.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed and Tex's Magic Spell - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete is willing to break all the rules in order to conquer his arch enemy. He is even willing to stoop so low as to steal his favourite teddy bear from his bed in the middle of the night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070508 +0000" stop="20260415071300 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Gorilla - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Bulk finds and ideal friend and runs after him into the forest, leaving Skeleton at the mercy of the wild animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071300 +0000" stop="20260415072025 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Great Horrendo - S01E33</title>
    <desc>SuperTed’s magic powers are temporarily impaired as the Great Horrendo splits his best friend and his heart in two.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072025 +0000" stop="20260415072817 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Rattlesnake - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Why don’t we steal a poisonous snake and give it to Tex as a present? said Bulk. A wonderful idea replied Skeleton. And they go off to the Zoo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072817 +0000" stop="20260415073559 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in Chinatown - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Tex turns everything topsy-turvey and SuperTed goes overboard in a San Francisco restaurant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073559 +0000" stop="20260415074337 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed Goes Round the Bend - S01E36</title>
    <desc>SuperTed has bought a car – just so that Spottyman can teach him to drive. But someone else’s beady eyes are fixed on the new machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074337 +0000" stop="20260415075131 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Inca Treasure - S01E01</title>
    <desc>SuperTed travels to the Amazon to rescue the treasure of an ancient civilisation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075131 +0000" stop="20260415075915 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Pearl Fishers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete wants to take over all the oyster beds of the South Pacific Island, but he has to beat SuperTed first!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060137 +0000" stop="20260415064438 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oregon - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The story of a family that was lost for six days in the forests of Oregon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064438 +0000" stop="20260415072739 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Himalayan Foothills (India) - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Les travels to Northern India in the foothills of the Himalayans to survive in an area with the world's reported densest tiger population.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061709 +0000" stop="20260415064724 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallout - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cam, Reggie, and Mary Charles' attempts to reconcile their paternal relationships see varying results. Cassie and Chen attempt to enjoy their time in Shanghai.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064724 +0000" stop="20260415071635 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repercussions - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cam's visit to Walpole sends him on a wild goose chase in to the past, Missy gets a worrisome phone call, and M-Chuck gives some teenagers a piece of her mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071635 +0000" stop="20260415074535 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closure - S04E03</title>
    <desc>M-Chuck has unconventional ideas about closure and Cam sees his father in a new light. Reggie and Trent head north.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063008 +0000" stop="20260415070925 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Size Matters - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Austyn and Blake host a visiting hunter from Canada who expects them to deliver the most coveted prize -- a monster gator. Meanwhile, Rick searches for five small gators to satisfy an order for one of his best customers. And back at Phillips Seafood, Clayton's pranks have everyone looking for payback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070925 +0000" stop="20260415074840 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lil' Ol' Prick - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Gator season is in full swing, but some of Rick's hunters can't seem to catch a break. Part-timers Nikki and Noel find their bait lines sabotaged, Paul follows Cumquat on a wild-gator-chase, and a swamp injury sidelines Austyn with a trip to the emergency room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063535 +0000" stop="20260415071815 +0000" channel="C1701.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Bet Your Gator - S12E14</title>
    <desc>Joey and Zach go head-to-head with massive monsters and Mr. Daniel and Dorien, Ronnie uses an unexpected trick to catch a wily beast, Little Willie puts his big idea to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062313 +0000" stop="20260415064655 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilded Hero - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Arriving at the top of the World Tree, Kirito and Yui finally manage to reunite with Asuna. However, they are suddenly hit by high gravity magic, which forces Yui to retreat, and are confronted by Sugou. As Sugou reveals his plans to control the human soul, he chains Asuna up and starts to molest her in front of Kirito, who is stabbed and forced to endure incredible pain. As Kirito falls into despair, he hears the voice of Akihiko, who encourages him to stand up and fight, realising the pain is nothing compared to the pain of SAO. Using Akihiko's administrative abilities, Kirito manages to strip Sugou of his high level and challenges him to a fight with no pain absorption, showing him what true pain is before finishing him off. After logging Asuna out, returning her to the real world, Kirito meets with the remnant of Akahiko's memory, who gives him an item called The Seed before leaving. After returning to the real world and giving his thanks to Suguha, Kazuto makes his way to the hospital to finally meet Asuna for real.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064655 +0000" stop="20260415071211 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World Seed - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Rushing to the hospital Kazuto is attacked by an injured Sugou with a knife at the parking area. Kazuto manages to disarm him, and after considering everything Sugou has done, Kazuto spares his life. Kazuto finally meets with Asuna where they have a tearful reunion. On May 16, 2025, Kazuto and Asuna have returned to school, attending a special school for students who were trapped in SAO. As they have lunch, Kazuto reveals Sugou was arrested by the police after their fight and the crimes he committed were exposed by one of his employees. The 300 players that were trapped by Sugou were freed but his experiments shocked the public. Due to the scandal, Asuna's father and his higher ups resigned and shut down Alfheim Online with other VRMMORPG following suit. Later, Asuna, Kazuto and Suguha heads to Agil's bar along with Liz, Silica, Yoruko, Kains, Sasha, Yulier, Thinker, Klein and his guild where they have a party to celebrate Kazuto for freeing them from SAO. Kazuto gives Agil "The Seed" to be analyzed which is revealed to be a program that allows anyone with a server to create their own VRMMORPG and transfer players to other VRMMORPG easily. "The Seed" is uploaded to the internet which revives the VRMMORPG genre. Later that night in Alfheim Online, now run by a new company, Kirito meets up with Leafa where they share a dance in the sky. Leafa decides to leave since she feels she cannot keep up with her brother but Kirito reveals his character stats have been reset. As a surprise, the floating castle Aincrad from SAO has been brought into Alfheim Online which Kirito then declares he intends to finish clearing all 100 floors. With their friends from SAO and Alfheim Online flying towards the castle, Leafa, Kirito, Asuna and Yui join them.</desc>
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    <title>The World of Guns - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Nearly a year after the Sword Art Online incident, a new virtual reality MMORPG known as Gun Gale Online has taken Japan by storm. One day, as a top ranked player named Zexceed appears on a streamed broadcast via his avatar, a cloaked man calling himself and his weapon "Death Gun" fires a bullet at Zexceed's avatar through a video screen, causing Zexceed to suddenly convulse and disconnect. A month later, Kazuto Kirigaya is called to meet up with Kikuoka Seijiro of the Ministry of Internal Affairs' Virtual Division, who reveals that Zexceed's user was found dead of acute heart failure a few days after his avatar was shot, also showing evidence of a similar case involving the death of a GGO user. As Kazuto states his doubts that a game could cause someone's heart to fail, Kikuoka, believing Death Gun is specifically targeting professional GGO players, asks Kazuto to once again take up the role of Kirito and investigate what is causing the victims to die. Remembering all the people who died in SAO, Kazuto thinks over his decision whilst spending time with Asuna at the park. Meanwhile, in the world of GGO, a sniper known as Sinon is in top form.</desc>
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    <title>Cold-Hearted Sniper - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In a flashback, on September 14, 2025; Sinon, who had accidentally fallen down a trap chute while navigating a dungeon below SBC Gurokken, discovered a boss-class monster and decided to die while trying to defeat it. To her surprise, the position she chose for her attack was out of the monster's attack range, thus, by conserving her ammo and accurately hitting the boss's weak spot, she was eventually able to defeat it and acquired a new sniper riffle, the PGM Ultima Ratio Hecate II.

After Sinon successfully attacked the first target of another squadron for her own's, she attempted to snipe the second target, but that giant man named "Behemoth" manage to dodge the bullet, took out a heavy machine gun, which was hidden under his cloak, and started fighting back with its overwhelming power which cornered Sinon and those in her squadron. But in the aftermath of battle Sinon emerged victorious even if her left leg was cut-off in the process.

Meanwhile, in Alfheim, Kirito planned to tell Asuna about something.</desc>
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    <title>Death on the Line - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A worker from the Police precinct is attacked and raped, the latest in a series of rapes and robberies where none of the victims are able to identify their attacker. Investigating, Hooker and co. find that all the victims had prior been visited by a telephone repair man, information which enables them to track down the prime suspect, who ends up being killed as the result of pursuit. But Hooker fears that the dead man was actually the attacker's apprentice and not the actual attacker â€“ a fear that is proven when the attacks continue...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065942 +0000" stop="20260415074754 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Strip - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Romano is working undercover as a male stripper at a night-club where the owner is a suspect in a cocaine smuggling ring, when he witnesses his contact being shot dead. The dead girl had an incriminating photo of a key drug importer, but it is stolen by a small time criminal who wants to use it to blackmail his way into the drug operation. Before her death, the girl had sent the negative of the incriminating photo to her sister, a deaf mute; but she is attacked by the same man who stole the photograph from her sister, and has the negative snatched from her.    Hooker and Romano investigate the tug-of-war over the incriminating negative as they try and identify the heads of the drug operation and put them out of business...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060025 +0000" stop="20260415062309 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Baby Loves Freddy - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Three babies invite Freddy to play at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062309 +0000" stop="20260415064552 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Bird Detectives - S03E41</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy’s sleuthing skills are put to the test</desc>
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    <title>Family-versary - S03E43</title>
    <desc>It's Wyatt the Whale's birthday, and Freddy wants to give him the biggest lovey possible as a present. But he, Pip, and Mr. Woodbird struggle to deliver the gift, along with some giant sized baby supplies. / Pip volunteers to take a special family photo for Candace and Mia, but he gets carried away trying to make it perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070836 +0000" stop="20260415073120 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.O.T.S. In Space - S03E45</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy help Mr. Woodbird visit the moon, only to end up in the middle of the Camel-Lot Desert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073120 +0000" stop="20260415075403 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jingle Birds - S03E47</title>
    <desc>Freddy worries that he’ll be on Santa’s Naughty List.</desc>
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    <title>Forget Me Mutt - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Dudley overhears Snaptrap's latest plan, but then develops amnesia.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Trap - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Kitty, Dudley and Keswick are hurt when they learn the Chief's secret opinions about them.</desc>
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    <title>Frisky Business - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Peg Puppy goes out of town for a few days, leaving Dudley on his own for the first time in his whole life! Dudley can't wait - he'll get to do all the things he's normally not allowed to do! After all, how much trouble can one puppy get into?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072739 +0000" stop="20260415075137 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Dog - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dudley's entered the Petropolis Dog Show, but when his finely coiffed fur interferes with his ability to be a T.U.F.F. agent and gets Kitty once again in trouble with the Chameleon, he'll have to make an epic choice: save Kitty or win the coveted pageant prize - his own personal mailman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062125 +0000" stop="20260415064557 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The B-Team - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Andy's big welcome from a different team of firefighters has him questioning his place within his own crew. Meanwhile, Eddie spars with a new top chef at the station to win the annual pancake cook-off!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064557 +0000" stop="20260415071025 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon Fever - S01E06</title>
    <desc>FD braces for a night of insane full moon rescue calls. Plus, Eddie and Granny go on active appendage duty and Ike gets bitten into an altered state.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071025 +0000" stop="20260415073457 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Flame - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Eddie runs into his cradle-robbing first love and must decide whether to rekindle his romance with the sexy senior citizen. Then, Granny and Lucy compete to win the affections of an androgynous dispatcher and Terry discovers moisturizer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073457 +0000" stop="20260415075931 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's the Beefcake - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Councilwoman Price tries to take nudity out of the annual Firefighters' Beefcake Calendar, the crew must get creative to maintain the integrity of its sexy (and oily) tradition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061041 +0000" stop="20260415063459 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staired in Horror - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Clyde is a fugitive who holes up in a house occupied by an elderly woman. One night he finds an attractive woman upstairs, but he discovers it's the same woman. She tells him that a long time ago her spouse caught her having an affair and put a curse on the house. She must stay up stairs if she wants to be young forever. The same thing will happen to the man if he comes upstairs. The cops arrive and he goes upstairs to change his image but he finds himself getting weak and the woman turns back into a helpless infant unable to do anything but crawl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063459 +0000" stop="20260415070101 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Groove - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Gary Grover is a frustrated talk radio DJ. His boss, who is also his sister, hired a sexy looker with a talent for talking dirty. One day Gary goes ballistic and his boss fires him. Val suggests that he take matters into his own hands, but he's been set up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070101 +0000" stop="20260415072519 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise Party - S06E11</title>
    <desc>A young man kills his father to inherit an old burned down house. When he arrives, he gets a very unusual surprise. He discovers that there's a party there waiting for him and he is the guest of honor. When one the sexy dancer's boyfriends gets jealous, the man kills him and tries to burn the evidence. The guests stop him and he realizes it's the same place his father burned down years ago and history has a nasty way of repeating it self.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072519 +0000" stop="20260415074926 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor of Horror - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Richard and Charlie are security guards working in a morgue. They are offered five hundred dollars by a doctor who is trying to capture the soul of each dying person before it goes to heaven. When their boss figures out what's happening Richard is forced to kill him but he kills Charlie too. The doctor succeeds in capturing Charlie's soul. Charlie comes back out for revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Your Baloo's in the Mail - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Becky wins the Pazuza Sweepstakes and is going to receive $100,000.  All she has to do now is send in the winning ticket by mail and arrive at the sweepstakes office by 8 AM tomorrow.  Not wanting to take chances, she decides to go all out on the postage ($17.50).  However, Molly has a school play, preventing Becky from getting to the post office in time.  When she considers making Baloo do it, she's reminded of the fact that Baloo always messes up 'important jobs.'  Then Molly suggests to just tell Baloo that it's a normal 'non-important' job.  So Becky gives the letter along with $20 and tells him to send the letter SSTISDD (Super Speed, Triple Insured, Same Day Delivery). And the cherry on top: he gets to keep the change.  Baloo goes to the post office, but stops at a fast food restaurant and spends $19.98 on food.  He does, after all, get to keep the change, and how much does postage cost?  Baloo ends up shipping the package 18th class, which takes 10 weeks to deliver.</desc>
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    <title>Paradise Lost - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Baloo is asked by a man named O'Rourke to fly him into the Mogavi desert.  When Baloo questions what's out there, he tells them a tale of a lost paradise, where dinosaurs roam and long lost vegetation grows.  It only appears once every 100 years, when at the break of dawn, a door opens.  From that flows ancient waters deep from within the Earth.  When it touches the sands of the Mogavi desert, it turns into the lost paradise.  O'Rourke wants to open a tourist attraction there, and he's cutting Baloo in on the profits.  All he has to do is fly him to the spot and blow open the door permanently.  But when O'Rourke starts showing a darker side on their journey, Baloo begins to reconsider the deal.</desc>
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    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Molly - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Molly is tired of no one noticing her, especially when she has something to say.  After watching a movie one night, she's convinced the tower a few blocks down is the home of a mad scientist.  Since no one ever notices her, she goes to investigate on her own.  While she's there, she accidentally turns on a machine that shrinks her.  When Baloo, Kit, and Becky find that she's missing, they search high and low for her.  Only they don't know how low they should be searching.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071748 +0000" stop="20260415074033 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bygones - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Baloo is reading about the Great War pilot Ricky Sky, who vanished 20 years ago transporting silver for the war effort.  The disappearance lead to the belief that he and his crew stole the silver for themselves.  While avoiding Don Karnage and his pirates, he sees a distress flash from a downed pilot.  When he stops to investigate, it's a man claiming he's the legendary Rick Sky.  Baloo says that Rick sky would be 50, the man looks 30.  When they return to Higher for Hire, Rick says he needs to restore the honor of squadron, for they were not thieves.  Only he can't remember what happened the day of the disappearance.  Becky won't give in, claiming this man cannot be Rick Sky.  When Baloo sticks to his guns, he's surprised to find the man stealing the Sea Duck.  Now Baloo must get his plane back, avoid Don Karnage and his pirates, and finally find out who this mysterious man really is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060427 +0000" stop="20260415061525 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendly Customer Service - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ben and I programmed the computer to provide the friendliest customer service. But friendly just got terrifying ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061525 +0000" stop="20260415062635 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magnetic Ben - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ben learns how to control his magnetic powers after being exposed to electromagnetic radiation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062635 +0000" stop="20260415063740 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angela's Scarf - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's the annual Scarf Spectacular Runway Neck-tacular and all Talking Angela asks is that Talking Tom doesn't embarrass her... but things don't go according to plan!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063740 +0000" stop="20260415064822 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben's High Score - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ben and Hank battle to find out who’s top dog... Who will win in the ultimate showdown?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064822 +0000" stop="20260415065938 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strategic Hot Mess - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Talking Angela throws a tantrum at her concert, she becomes an internet sensation... but not for her singing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065938 +0000" stop="20260415071046 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man on the Moon - S01E10</title>
    <desc>It's the annual best friends camping trip and, this time, the gang got more than they bargained for... especially Talking Ben!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071046 +0000" stop="20260415072151 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man on the Moon 2 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Tom is missing Ben more than he likes to admit…can he run the business without his brainy partner?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072151 +0000" stop="20260415073253 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank the Millionaire - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Be careful what you wish for, especially when you have a million dollars to spend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073253 +0000" stop="20260415074402 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>App-y Halloween - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ginger can’t wait to trick-or-treat and get some candy. But when the gang won’t come with him, he has some eerie payback...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074402 +0000" stop="20260415075456 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Ben - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When audiences aren’t laughing at his comedy routine, Ben takes matters into his own hands. But instead of changing his jokes, he changes his size..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061502 +0000" stop="20260415065716 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miami Heat Is On! - S11E08</title>
    <desc>NBA center Hassan Whiteside wants a huge aquarium for his Miami home, but the 1500-gallon tank won't fit through his front door and has to be delivered on a barge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065716 +0000" stop="20260415073930 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thumbs Up! - S11E09</title>
    <desc>The Thumb, is not your ordinary gas station, this one stop shop even sells BBQ, and their renovation just won't be complete without a custom fish tank; Wayde and Brett are ready for dessert when Las Vegas' own Donut Bar calls with a plan for a tank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060929 +0000" stop="20260415063332 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louie Bumps into an Old Lady - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Louie, driving a cab in order to give pointers to a new driver, accidentally runs into an old lady pedestrian.  Louie starts catering to the old lady, in the hopes of avoiding being sued, but soon learns she is still going to sue him for a million dollars.  Alex notices that the old lady looks familiar, and recognizes her as a con artist, who pulls scams like this on cab drivers all the time (faking injuries in order to sue them).  Alex makes a deal with Louie to find some of her previous victims to testify against her, if Louie agrees to treat Alex with more respect.  It turns out, however, that this time, the woman really has broken her leg this time, and is indeed confined to a wheelchair legitimately (she tells this to her lawyer without any of the gang around).  At the trial, Alex shows up alone because he couldn't get anyone to testify in Louie's behalf, so Louie gets a bright idea.  In an attempt to prove that the woman is faking an injury, in front of the court, Louie pushes he</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063332 +0000" stop="20260415065712 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobby and the Critic - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Bobby, who is appearing in a one man play, is fired up about a ruthless theater critic who has been writing scathing reviews.  Bobby writes an angry letter to the critic, but throws it away without sending it, having already felt better for venting his anger.  Predictably, Louie fishes it out of the trash and mails it, and it gets printed in the newspaper.  Bobby is soon getting cheers from actors all over the city, but gets worried when he learns that the critic himself is going to be at Bobby's play.  After the play, the critic finds Bobby and hands him a wonderful review of his performance.  Bobby is overcome until the critic says he's not going to print it, because rather than a scathing review which would seem like sour grapes or a good review that would boost his career, not submitting a review will leave Bobby in obscurity and the critic will have his vengeance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065712 +0000" stop="20260415072154 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Job (1) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The cab company goes bust, and the gang is forced to get other jobs.  They meet at Mario's a month later to discuss their new jobs.  Tony is a collector for a bookie, but feels guilty about this line of work, especially when he needs to collect on a priest. Elaine is an executive assistant, but after she convinces her spineless boss to speak his opinions at a board meeting, they both get fired.  Jim takes a job as a door to door salesman, but forgets that he is selling encyclopedias rather than rug shampooers and ruins a woman's carpet in the process. (Part one of a two part episode)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072154 +0000" stop="20260415074632 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Job (2) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>In part two, the gang continues talking about their new job experiences.  Louie gets a job as a stock broker, after convincing the boss that his persistence and lack of morals will make him successful.  While this proves to be true, he is fired nonetheless, because his colleagues can't stand him.  Bobby takes a job as a bunny for children's party, but when he discovers that a kid's mother is a famous director, he acts out a monologue from "Whose Life is it, Anyway," to the disappointment of the children.  Alex gets a job as a night watchman, which is dull until he aims the surveillance camera at himself and pretends to be on "the Alex Reiger Show."  At the end, Louie learns that the cab company is back in business, and everyone returns to their old jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061029 +0000" stop="20260415063337 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job Well Done! - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Team Umizoomi's friend David is doing chores around his house to earn money for a cool Red Racer Bike. To help David earn the 52 UmiDollars he needs, Milli, Geo, and Bot split up and find jobs to do all around Umi City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063337 +0000" stop="20260415065644 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainy Day Rescue - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When the rainwater washes a nest of baby birds out of their tree, Team Umizoomi must splash their way through streets, parks, and puddles to rescue them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065644 +0000" stop="20260415071951 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Umizoomi vs. The Shape Bandit - S03E04</title>
    <desc>There's a Shape Bandit on the loose and he's taking shapes from all over Umi City! But when he takes Geo's Shape Belt, he crosses the line! It's up to Team Umizoomi to get Geo's Shape Belt back and save Umi City!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061223 +0000" stop="20260415070212 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S03E05</title>
    <desc>With their season in a tailspin, Richmond try to right the ship against mighty Manchester City. Off the pitch, everyone faces their own setbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061033 +0000" stop="20260415065139 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low Key - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Kailyn finally discusses the big news she's been hiding. Briana starts exploring adoption. Aubree has some trouble adjusting to her baby brother. Addie’s birthday party doesn’t go as planned. Jenelle reconciles with Barb in time for her baby shower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065139 +0000" stop="20260415073247 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise! - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jeremy shocks Leah with some unexpected news. Javi gets intel on Kailyn’s pregnancy. After their daughter is born, David plans another big surprise for Jenelle. Aubree’s school has a father/daughter dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060535 +0000" stop="20260415062847 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Touch That Dial - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Control Freak has escaped from prison and brought the Titans into his TV world. The Titans must track him down through the diffrent channels of television while he gets more powerful with all the TV show related powers he gets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062847 +0000" stop="20260415065135 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titans East (2) - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The Titans East reveal to Cyborg they are under Brother Blood's control and take him captive in the tower. Then Brother Blood reveals a shocking development. He has converted himself into a half-human, half-robot being like Cyborg. He plans to do the same thing to all his students as he did to himself, thus making them unable to escape his mind control, ever. Cyborg must fight and rescue the Titans East and stop Brother Blood and even with the help of Robin and the others, it will be no easy task.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065135 +0000" stop="20260415071436 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quest - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Robin is defeated by the malicious martial artist Kitarou, our hero decides that if he wants to be the best -- he needs more training. So he embarks on a difficult quest to seek a mysterious, legendary teacher known only as... The True Master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071436 +0000" stop="20260415073722 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthmark - S04E03</title>
    <desc>It's Raven's birthday, but she is far from wanting to celebrate. But before Robin can learn why, the Titans receive a distress call and go to check it out. When they get there, they are greeted by none other than Slade, back from the dead. But Slade seems to have new powers along with a strange red mark on his head and he has a message for Raven that he is going to deliver, no matter what.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073722 +0000" stop="20260415080018 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cyborg the Barbarian - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cyborg is mysteriously thrown into the distant past and lands in the middle of a barbarian village that needs his help. But with the nearest charging station 5,000 years in the future, Cy has no way to recharge, and his power supply is dwindling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060042 +0000" stop="20260415061053 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain Percentages - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Beast Boy starts using more than 10% of his brain in an effort to find the hidden images in a puzzle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061053 +0000" stop="20260415062135 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BL4Z3 - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Titans become hackers to stop a gang of computer pirates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062135 +0000" stop="20260415063243 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Salad Water - S04E26</title>
    <desc>When drinking tea turns the other Titans English, it's up to Robin to save America from another British invasion brought by the Queen of England herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063243 +0000" stop="20260415064340 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Night Stopped Beginning to Shine and Became Dark Even Though It Was the Day - Chapter One: I Saw You Dance - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Cyborg becomes trapped in the alternate reality of Night Begins to Shine with a dragon who wants to steal the song for his own evil purposes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064340 +0000" stop="20260415065416 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Night Stopped Beginning to Shine and Became Dark Even Though It Was the Day - Chapter Two: The Story in Your Eyes - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Without Cyborg, Beast Boy feels lost and sets out to find himself, but ends up meeting a music legend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065416 +0000" stop="20260415070452 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Night Stopped Beginning to Shine and Became Dark Even Though It Was the Day - Chapter Three: Playing Hard to Get - S04E29</title>
    <desc>The Titans return to the alternate reality to save Cyborg but will they be able to defeat the dragon?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070452 +0000" stop="20260415071513 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Night Stopped Beginning to Shine and Became Dark Even Though It Was the Day - Chapter Four: The Night Begins to Shine - S04E30</title>
    <desc>In a final epic battle, the Titans and their musician friends square off against the dragon for control of the Night Begins to Shine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071513 +0000" stop="20260415072541 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lication - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Robin introduces the other Titans to a money-making application but they soon learn the dangers of a shareconomy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072541 +0000" stop="20260415073609 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Labor Day - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Robin uses Labor Day as an opportunity to teach the other Titans about the importance of labor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073609 +0000" stop="20260415074701 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Classic Titans - S04E33</title>
    <desc>Control Freak attempts to prove his point about classic superhero cartoons by sending the Titans to a former version of ``Teen Titans Go!''</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074701 +0000" stop="20260415075714 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ones and Zeroes - S04E34</title>
    <desc>The Titans build an AI robot so it will create a pizza that's never been made before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060947 +0000" stop="20260415063157 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowabunga Shredhead - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Shredder has an accident and ends up acting like Michaelangelo. The episode has the Turtles dealing with him switching between his evil personality and Michaelangelo, to hilarious consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063157 +0000" stop="20260415065407 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invasion of the Turtle Snatchers - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The Turtles throw April a surprise party to celebrate her first anniversary as a reporter at Channel Six News, but April is not feeling very celebratory -- it seems that Burne Thompson has suggested that she will not be celebrating her second anniversary if she does not find a story soon. Donatello and Irma rush out to get a special pizza in an effort to lift her spirits.   Meanwhile, Krang and Shredder send Rocksteady and Bebop up to the Earth's surface to locate "a new source of energy generated by the Nucleon Fission Reactor at the University". But the mutants think that Shredder is sending them 'fishing' and when they finally learn their mistake, a bright ray of light, coming from out of the sky, zaps Rocksteady and he disappears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065407 +0000" stop="20260415071619 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camera Bugged - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After demonstrating poor skills in their daily katas, the Turtles convince Splinter that they need a vacation -- he agrees, if they can agree where to spend it. Meanwhile, an Alien Tourist/Polarisoid arrives on Earth taking photos of everything -- and everything he takes a photo of disappears right into his camera, to be viewed by family and friends back home on Polaris. Calls are flooding into Channel Six News -- even City Hall is missing and April sets out to get an exclusive. At the Technodrome, Shredder and Krang realize that if they could get hold of the Polarisoid's camera they could rid themselves of the Turtles once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071619 +0000" stop="20260415073835 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green with Jealousy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Shredder and Krang engineer a love potion that makes Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and Raphael all fall in love with Irma. Donatello races for an antidote before Shredder drains a naval submarine of all its power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062202 +0000" stop="20260415064544 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invasion (2) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Leo and Donnie disagree about their plan to stop the Kraang invasion; Donnie must step up as the leader of the bunch when Leo makes a mistake and is separated from the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064544 +0000" stop="20260415070826 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Within the Woods - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Narrowly escaping from the Shredder and the Kraang, the turtles, April, and Casey take shelter at April's family farmhouse upstate to recover and figure out how to stop the Kraang. The turtles deal with not having Splinter around and the possibility of Leo not making a full recovery, and a mysterious creature stalks the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070826 +0000" stop="20260415073110 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Foot Too Big - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When the Turtles discover Bigfoot in the woods, Donnie befriends it and insists they protect it from a hunter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073110 +0000" stop="20260415075352 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried Secrets - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When the guys discover a Kraang ship buried under April's house, they also uncover April's lost mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060738 +0000" stop="20260415063056 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom For A Zeaf - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Zelda dispatches Yung-star and a new monster, Lord Tempo, to find the location of Hawknest. While traveling back in time to avoid Spacehawk, they pick up King Richard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063056 +0000" stop="20260415065415 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zero's Finest Hour - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the Terrahawks are rendered catatonic by space flowers, Zero is forced to battle for the cure on his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065415 +0000" stop="20260415071734 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Finger - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Terrahawk team do battle with the literally cold hearted Coldfinger, whose fiendish powers can reduce anything and anyone to a frigid state.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071734 +0000" stop="20260415074055 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unseen Menace - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Moid, Master of Infinite Disguise, transforms himself into the Invisible Man to create trouble for the Terrahawks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060148 +0000" stop="20260415062349 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That '70s Finale - S08E22</title>
    <desc>December 31, 1979, and the gang is gathered at the Formans' house for one last New Year's Eve of the '70s.  A party isn't a party unless the gang's all here... and some old friends return to celebrate the new decade, while some others get ready to leave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062349 +0000" stop="20260415064620 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That '70s Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While Eric Forman is swiping beer for his best friends Donna Pinciotti, Michael Kelso, and Steven Hyde, his parents Red and Kitty hint that he may be getting the old Vista Cruiser.  Now Eric can drive all of his friends – including the new foreign exchange student, Fez – to a Todd Rundgren concert in Milwaukee.  A minor snag occurs when Kelso's obnoxious girlfriend, Jackie Burkhart, finds out and invites herself along.  An even bigger snag occurs when Red tells Eric that he can't drive the car out of Point Place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064620 +0000" stop="20260415070852 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eric's Birthday - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eric's 17th birthday is coming up and he really doesn't want a party.  Unfortunately, it's extremely obvious that Kitty is planning a surprise party against his wishes – she's even invited his older sister Laurie home from college for the event.  Eric enlists Laurie's help in calling off the party while Kelso naively tries to attract her interest.  And Donna, who's unsure about the state of her relationship with Eric, gets advice from Jackie on what to get him for a gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070852 +0000" stop="20260415073121 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Streaking - S01E03</title>
    <desc>President Ford comes to Point Place; Red is chosen to ask him a question, but struggles as he tries to speak.  Eric and the guys welcome the President by streaking.  Donna has to wear an American flag jumpsuit Bob gave her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073121 +0000" stop="20260415075352 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Sexists - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Red's hours at the plant are cut, so he fills his free time fixing things around the house, much to Kitty's dismay.  Donna beats Eric at basketball, which sets off series of contests between them.  Midge and Kitty each give their kids some pointers on harmonious relationships.  The guys tease Kelso for being "pig-whipped" by Jackie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060032 +0000" stop="20260415062424 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Raided Daddy's - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Ann's hires a musical group to help bring business to her father's flagging restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062424 +0000" stop="20260415064905 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reunion - S04E22</title>
    <desc>As class secretary-treasurer, Ann loses track of money she is to use for a high-school reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064905 +0000" stop="20260415071405 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone-a-Courtin' - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Ann goes to court to help a producer win a lawsuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071405 +0000" stop="20260415073939 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Shoot Pictures, Don't They? - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Donald's film catches a neighbor kissing a mysterious man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061449 +0000" stop="20260415063919 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Festival Preparations - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone in Tempest is busy preparing for the festival to celebrate the country's opening. Rimuru visits Mjöllmile to share ideas on forms of entertainment that will keep people coming back for more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063919 +0000" stop="20260415070349 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invitations for All Nations - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Demon Lord Ramiris tries to argue her way into moving to Tempest, where there's great food, hot springs, and ample entertainment. Rimuru happens to walk into the argument and comes up with a way to make use of Ramiris's skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070349 +0000" stop="20260415072819 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Labyrinth and Storm Dragon - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Rimuru is building a dungeon in preparation for the upcoming festival. It will feature treasure chests containing weapons made by Kurobe, and Veldora will inhabit the deepest floor as the final boss. Then Milim suddenly shows up with a suggestion...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072819 +0000" stop="20260415075249 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Audience - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Numerous representatives from across the Great Forest of Jura have assembled in Tempest to congratulate Rimuru on his appointment to Demon Lord. Shuna requests holding a three-day audience to meet with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061232 +0000" stop="20260415063505 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clothes Minded - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Principal Lawler introduces a new school uniform, Raven decides to protest, and ends up being the only one. But was supported by Alana and her posse. When she has a vision of the group seeking revenge, Raven attempts to stop their scheme, which involves a large wheel of smelly cheese being put into a hot air vent, and framing Eddie and Chelsea. To prevent them from getting in trouble, Raven enters the air vents only to find herself stuck, realizing the only way left to get rid of it is to eat it. Meanwhile, Cory's pet gets a credit card in the mail, which Cory and William use to buy expensive stuff, until Victor tells them that someone will eventually have to pay for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063505 +0000" stop="20260415065737 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four's a Crowd - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Raven goes on her first real date with her crush, Devon, and grows anxious when she has a vision that he's going to kiss her on the date. Devon's jealous little sister Nadine tries to keep them from dating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065737 +0000" stop="20260415072009 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts and Minds - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Raven has a vision of Cory getting no valentine she tries to give him tips but they don't work, so Eddie teaches him to rap to get a boost of confidence. Meanwhile, Chelsea has to have her new boyfriend approved by Tanya and Victor since her parents are away and Raven tries to mail a giant Valentines card to Devon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072009 +0000" stop="20260415074233 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To See or Not to See - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Raven's visions cause embarrassing moments for both Eddie and Chelsea. She is miserable about her visions and being different from others. Instead, she finds solace in her Grandma Viv, who has a secret to tell her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060030 +0000" stop="20260415062933 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An empty London flat threatens the future of a potential Housing Bill. Dan Miller is getting plenty of media-attention for his work on the bill, which is creating a degree of envy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062933 +0000" stop="20260415065846 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Something goes terribly wrong at a ministerial visit to a factory – only Malcolm can help, but will he?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065846 +0000" stop="20260415072756 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>There's a reshuffle in the offing and the PM's new 'blue skies' advisor is making trouble...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072756 +0000" stop="20260415075705 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Someone sends an email they shouldn't have, while Hugh lies to a Select Committee...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062034 +0000" stop="20260415064947 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alternative Culture - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Constable Habib finds her younger sister holding drugs during a drug raid in a rave club, and hides the drugs to protect her, but she is discovered and charged for withholding evidence. Fowler, unhappy with the injustice, does his best to protect Habib.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064947 +0000" stop="20260415071857 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come On, You Blues - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the football players get up to no good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071857 +0000" stop="20260415074811 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Rage - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Sergeant Dawkins leaves for a break with some nature-loving activists, but during this time, they get into a feud with the police for their extreme methods, forcing Dawkins to choose between their arrogant leader, Stallion, or Fowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062854 +0000" stop="20260415071603 +0000" channel="C1733.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'88 - Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Day, the gang are getting merry, until they bump into Woody and Jennifer. Shaun's messed up big style and it's hit him hard. Lol struggles to find some peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060307 +0000" stop="20260415061404 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henry Spots Trouble - S19E04</title>
    <desc>Henry hears that the Fat Controller's grandchildren have chickenpox and worries whether it can infect engines too - especially when everyone he meets seems to be covered in spots!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061404 +0000" stop="20260415062500 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cranky Christmas - S19E05</title>
    <desc>Sir Topham Hatt sends Thomas to the docks to collect a very important Christmas parcel. When unloading the ship, Cranky drops the parcel and fears that he broke the contents within. He hides the parcel, but it's soon found and Thomas sets off to deliver it. When Thomas slips on the icy tracks, he thinks that he broke the contents of the parcel. Sir Topham Hatt opens the parcel and reveals materials for the community's ice skating rink-unbroken!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062500 +0000" stop="20260415063557 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Place Like Home - S19E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin gets stuck in the snow and Victor sets out to rescue Kevin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063557 +0000" stop="20260415064654 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast of Sodor - S19E07</title>
    <desc>Spencer is stranded on Sodor because of the snowy weather and delights in telling the other engines about meeting the abominable snowman. Henry is frightened by the story and Spencer continues to play on his fear. However, when they encounter a man covered in snow, it's Spencer who is most afraid! Thankfully, the seemingly abominable snowman turns out to be Sir Topham Hatt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064654 +0000" stop="20260415065751 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad &amp; the Whale - S19E08</title>
    <desc>When Toad, Oliver's brake van, spots a stranded whale on the beach, the Fat Controller alerts the Search and Rescue Centre, who decide to take it by rail to Brendam Docks where they can release it back into the water. Oliver may not like Toad's singing but it keeps the whale nice and calm en route.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065751 +0000" stop="20260415070847 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Important Sheep - S19E09</title>
    <desc>Percy is late collecting some sheep for an agricultural fair and is in such a hurry to get going that he doesn't realise that he has made a hole in the back of his wagon. One by one the sheep escape without Percy realising until Thomas catches up with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070847 +0000" stop="20260415071944 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salty All At Sea - S19E10</title>
    <desc>Salty is being sent to help out at a port on the mainland, but the bridge is out and he must travel by ship. Suddenly all those scary stories about sea monsters that he loves to tell begin to scare him too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071944 +0000" stop="20260415073041 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Den and Dart - S19E11</title>
    <desc>Best friends Den and Dart work together at the Dieselworks and are rarely separated, but when Mavis has an accident, the Fat Controller sends Den to work at the quarry until she is repaired. Den worries about taking on a new job on his own, especially when Mavis warns him how troublesome the trucks can be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073041 +0000" stop="20260415074137 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helping Hiro - S19E12</title>
    <desc>Thomas feels guilty when he accidentally causes Hiro to be derailed and sent to the Steamworks, but when he sets off for the woods in the hope of finding material to speed up the repair work, he forgets to tell anyone where he is going.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074137 +0000" stop="20260415075234 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Stephen - S19E13</title>
    <desc>Stephen, the oldest engine on Sodor, cannot keep pace with the other engines and Gordon hates having to slow down for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061533 +0000" stop="20260415064043 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cupid Works Overtime - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Jack meets stewardess Vicki Bradford and quickly falls for her, while Janet accepts a marriage proposal from new beau Phillip Dawson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064043 +0000" stop="20260415072920 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends and Lovers (1) - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Janet weds Phillip in the apartment, but Vicki refuses Jack's marriage proposal, instead proposing to live together. Terri leaves for a new job in Hawaii and the trio says their final goodbyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072920 +0000" stop="20260415074930 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends and Lovers (2) - S08E22</title>
    <desc>When Jack proposes to Vicky, she turns him down cold. The reason is that she's afraid of marriage because it might fail like her father's did. They decide to live together. The trio finally moves out of their apartment and into their new lives: Terri is going to Hawaii to work with poor children, Janet and Philip move into their new place, and Jack moves into the apartment above the restaurant with Vicky. As they begin their new life together, Mr. Bradford comes in and tells him that he is the new landlord! With that, the spin-off series Three's a Crowd begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064243 +0000" stop="20260415072648 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Are We Really Made of? - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Our understanding of the universe and the nature of reality itself has drastically changed over the last 100 years, and it's on the verge of another seismic shift. In a 17-mile-long tunnel buried 570 feet beneath the Franco-Swiss border, the world's largest and most powerful atom smasher, the Large Hadron Collider, is powering up. Its goal is nothing less than recreating the first instants of creation, when the universe was unimaginably hot and long-extinct forms of matter sizzled and cooled into stars, planets, and ultimately, us. These incredibly small and exotic particles hold the keys to the greatest mysteries of the universe. What we find could validate our long-held theories about how the world works and what we are made of. Or, all of our notions about the essence of what is real will fall apart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062637 +0000" stop="20260415071714 +0000" channel="C1737.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Atom - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A tour bus is being taken around the new Atomic Station in Australia that is reclaiming the desert. The reporters are not convinced of the safety of the project due to the risk of a nuclear explosion. Meanwhile the Hood is trying to discover the secret of the plant but is caught by security. In the gun fight follows, the Hood accidently hits a gas pump and it explodes. The fire rapidly spreads through the station and soon the staff have to evacuate. The only thing that could have saved them would be to cut off the sea water intake. The plant explodes and sends a radioactive cloud towards Melbourne. But about a week later the wind pushes the cloud back into the desert. 12 months later, a European professor has a group of army representatives to show off his new invention: the Mighty Atom. It is a very powerful camera concealed in a robotic mouse that takes photos of control panels by recognizing the profiles of people who use them. After a brief demonstration, one of the representatives is revealed to be the Hood in disguise who hypnotizes everyone and steals the invention. He immediately visits a new Atomic Station in the Sahara desert that is just beginning operations. Using the Mighty Atom, he takes photographs of the station's control room. After he completes his mission, he gets the idea repeat the accident that destroyed the Australian plant last year in order to lure out International Rescue and steal their secrets, too. He plants bombs around the plant and they explode, causing a fire that rapidly spreads. In the control booth, the controller realises that sabotage is afoot and calls International Rescue. Thunderbirds 1 and 2 take off with Thunderbird 4 and Lady Penelope, who has been desperately waiting to go out on a rescue mission. Virgil drops Thunderbird 4 and Gordon near the sea water intake of the plant. When they land at the plant, the Hood sends the Mighty Atom into Thunderbird 2 with Penelope still inside. Meanwhile, Scott and Virgil push in the con</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061411 +0000" stop="20260415063611 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recharge - S01E18</title>
    <desc>High in the Arctic, a machine designed to harness the energy of the aurora borealis has gone haywire. If not repaired, it could permanently disrupt the magnetic field protecting the Earth. Scott and Virgil answer the call, despite Virgil's insistence that they both need a break. Complicating matters is the fact that an atmospheric approach will be impossible, which forces Scott and Virgil to configure SKI PODS to get there in time. Scott admits the burden he feels as leader but the crisis is averted with Max's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063611 +0000" stop="20260415065820 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extraction - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A seismologist and his son alert the authorities to the presence of a rogue wildcat mining operation, only for the machinery to trigger an earthquake that swallows the equipment - along with the father and son. Gordon must attempt a daring underground rescue of the boy and his injured father, while Virgil has to find a way to shut down the out-of-control rig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065820 +0000" stop="20260415072028 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hexpert - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A scientist accidentally locks herself inside a vault which is being used to store unstable matter. There is only one person who has successfully broken into a vault like this - Parker. Colonel Casey of the GDF recruits Parker for the job but the safe cracker ends up locking himself and Lady Penelope inside. Virgil and Scott take the vault to an isolated area on Thunderbird 2. Now Parker and Penelope must try and free themselves before the anti-matter explodes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072028 +0000" stop="20260415074228 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comet Chasers - S01E21</title>
    <desc>It is 2060 and once again Halley's Comet is passing close to Earth. A businessman and his personal assistant fly up to chase the comet but end up sending out a distress call. Alan and Scott have to rescue them in Thunderbird 3.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060138 +0000" stop="20260415060943 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Dream - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The dogs awake to find a delivery of ice cream products before them.  Little Dog suspects that this is a dream come true, so they must be asleep.  Together, the two set out to wake themselves up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060943 +0000" stop="20260415061747 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Big Dog falls in love with a hamster in the window at the pet shop, so he and Little Dog go inside the store in search for the hamster which Big Dog wants. Once entering the store things just get worse when the dogs find out that Hollywood is the owner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061747 +0000" stop="20260415062553 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Out - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The dogs happen upon a huge bone that's being shipped to a museum.  When the bone is taken inside, the two dogs decide to wait for it to come back out.  But they wait so still, the movers think they're some exhibit and take them into the museum, too.  Once inside, the dogs decide to wait no longer and decide to 'go inside' after the bone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062553 +0000" stop="20260415063400 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spit Soup - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In a desperate attempt for food, the dogs climb up onto a 3D billboard advertising soup with a giant soup bowl.  Upon finding the soup bowl is empty (or as the Little Dog describes it, 'dry'), Big Dog begins to fill the bowl with spit.  But soon he dries out and Little Dog must find a way to rehydrate the Big Dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063400 +0000" stop="20260415064206 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When the dogs go to a new diner in hope of eating the good food served there, they find out that it opens the next day. Recalling the old saying "Time flys when you're having fun", they try to do fun things to pass the time in wait for the new restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064206 +0000" stop="20260415065014 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise and Fall of the Big Dog - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The dogs encounter a bum in front of the white house.  A fight ensues which results in the foreign ambassadors and Big Dog switching places.  While Big Dog is off attending a political party at the White House, Little Dog (who thinks the ambassador is Big Dog) tries to get his buddy to snap out of his 'amnesia'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065014 +0000" stop="20260415065820 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cookies, Ookies, Blookies - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The dogs want 'Fudgie Scout Cookies', but don't know how to go about getting them.  After close examination, the Little Dog comes to the conclusion that you need a door.  The dogs then find a house that is empty and has a door.  They then take on the challenge of both getting the girl to come to their door and then getting the door open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065820 +0000" stop="20260415070627 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cartoon Canines - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The dogs have enlisted in a military-esque boot camp that trains cartoon characters to become hardcore cartoons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070627 +0000" stop="20260415071433 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom Humor - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Big Dog awakes in the middle of the night to 'do business'.  When he finds a spot, Little Dog stops him. He then makes the point that this is their home, so they need to find a more suitable place.  They wind up in a indoor bathroom, where hilarity ensues</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071433 +0000" stop="20260415072241 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hobo Hounds - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Big Dog and Little Dog inject their own warped brand of humor into an old-fashioned, black and white, silent cartoon(with funny music, and everything), where they save a young girl from a villanous feline fella, and get into all kinds of wacky hijinks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072241 +0000" stop="20260415074505 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Jam - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Big Dog loses the can he's chewing on.  After following the path it rolled down, they find it's now trapped behind an automatic door.  After much thought, Little Dog concludes the door will not open for them because they're not wearing shoes.  So they then go out hunting for shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062739 +0000" stop="20260415072744 +0000" channel="C1847.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Person Is Indistinguishable from the Bad - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As the police investigation sets the school on edge, Ani remembers that Jessica confronted Bryce. Growing suspicious of Jess, Ani and Clay follow her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062125 +0000" stop="20260415070530 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burn Pile - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The squad waits for findings in the Sgt. Houle case. Also, the squad is fractured, and multiple lives hang in the balance due to a horrific accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070530 +0000" stop="20260415074955 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Nick probes his cousin's mysterious death, and before long a possible witness emerges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060647 +0000" stop="20260415062759 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gratefully Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked.

Ways to Die: "Mercury in Uranus" (#599), "A Turn For The Purse" (#297), "Dead Weight" (#102), "Cult Evaded" (#310), "Smoke-A-Doped" (#463), "Two Stoopid" (#655), "Cream-ated" (#204), "Rolled Death" (#313)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062759 +0000" stop="20260415064911 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come On Get Deathy - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull; a spurned lover gets trashed.

Ways to Die: "Tanks for Nothing" (#113), "The Chokes On You" (#322), "Back Broke Mountain" (#111), "Grateful Bed" (#120), "Fore Head" (#479), "Booty Trapped" (#333), "S**t Canned" (#412), "Last Blast" (#983)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064911 +0000" stop="20260415071019 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Watch - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play.

Ways to Die: "Washed and Fried" (#238), "Bad Hair Day" (#300), "Micro-Whacked" (#539), "Pussy Whipped" (#88), "Blend-Dead" (#457), "Shanks for the Memories" (#116), "Snake du Jour" (#142), "Dumb Skull" (#292)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071019 +0000" stop="20260415073131 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waking Up Dead - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point.

Ways to Die: "Phone Boned" (#662), "Toilet Rolled" (#521), "Mile Die Club" (#559), "Bitch Zapped" (#140), "Texas Fold 'Em" (#311), "Written Offed" (#168), "Ball 'n Pain" (#817), "Last Beer-Dead" (#442)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073131 +0000" stop="20260415075238 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Dead! LOL! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member.

Ways to Die: "Samurai Death Squad" (#198), "Shafted" (#856), "Smoked" (#343), "Just Plane Dead" (#413), "Exhaustdead" (#108), "Ruffed Up" (#227), "Lady &amp; The Trampled" (#115), "Stone Hard" (#586)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060725 +0000" stop="20260415065058 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cassandra Complex - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cole's search for the location of the virus leads him to 2014, and to a devastating moment in Dr. Railly's life involving a dangerous outbreak in Haiti.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065058 +0000" stop="20260415073401 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atari - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A fight for the future ensues when a dangerous band of marauders hunting for Cole and Ramse threatens the mission to save the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063042 +0000" stop="20260415070853 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Makes Us Attractive? - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An interactive element emerges to see what makes humans' sexual psyches hum. Hot dancing? Uniforms? Sperm samples will be collected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070853 +0000" stop="20260415074636 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Age to Be Alive - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The hosts make surprising discoveries when 20-, 30-, 40-, 50- and 60-somethings compete against each other in assembling furniture and other tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063748 +0000" stop="20260415073552 +0000" channel="C1966.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Another terrorist attack raises the UK threat level to severe. Home secretary Julia Montague holds secret meetings with the director general of the security service, freezing out the police and her own minister of state for counter terrorism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065153 +0000" stop="20260415074204 +0000" channel="C1986.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rite of Passage - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Fiona's plans to announce her marriage unravel. Mickey asks for Lip's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064709 +0000" stop="20260415074442 +0000" channel="C2000.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Strike is approached by a woman asking for help to find her mother, Margot Bamborough, who went missing in 1974 when a psychopathic serial killer stalked the streets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062026 +0000" stop="20260415064457 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cruel Reunion of Fate - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Kohaku must kill the castle guards to retrieve the infant, Naraku's incarnation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064457 +0000" stop="20260415070928 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon Linked With the Netherworld - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After meeting Kikyo, Inuyasha and the gang rush to stop Naraku, who confronts Abi and her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070928 +0000" stop="20260415073357 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon Protector of the Sacred Jewel Shard! - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Inuyasha and the gang follow Naraku. Before the group can confront their nemesis, Inuyasha must battle Hosenki, an old friend of Inuyasha's father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073357 +0000" stop="20260415075825 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Battle at the Graveside! Sesshomaru Versus Inuyasha - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Naraku appears to steal Hosenki's shard, but Sesshomaru arrives on the scene, to everyone's surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061825 +0000" stop="20260415064207 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Game | The Great Faction Battle - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Freya declares a War Game against the Hestia Famila. The terms are simple: if Freya wins, Bell will be hers. But if she loses? She will return to Heaven.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064207 +0000" stop="20260415070548 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astrea Record | Inheritance - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Defeat is imminent. As the allied army falls, they need a miracle to win. But just as all hope fades, a gale-force wind begins to howl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070548 +0000" stop="20260415072929 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge | Counterattack - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Unexpected reinforcements and a sudden betrayal have turned the tide of battle. The allied army now has a chance at victory, but they must fight tooth and nail to seize it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072929 +0000" stop="20260415075310 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Einherjar | The Warriors of the Goddess - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Only two adventurers stand between the allied army and Freya. Unfortunately, Ottarl and Allen are the Freya Familia's most formidable warriors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061539 +0000" stop="20260415063921 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gabriel - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As the score results for the annual contest comes in, even though Miku won the best performance, the support of Raizen's Maid Café earns Shido enough declare winner. Depress and refusing to accept Shiori's friendship, Miku unleashes her angel Solo brainwashing the crowd, except Tohka, and hold down Shiori. But then Miku finds out Shiori is a guy leading her totally shock. To make matters worse, Fraxinus and Kotori fallen under Miku's control too, and Ellen abducts Tohka. Shido manages to escape, however, he is now a fugitive in the city. Thought-out the disturbance, Shido meets Kurumi and begs her to help him. Tohka awakens in the DEM facility restrained.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063921 +0000" stop="20260415070303 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Promise to Keep - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Shido and Kurumi arrive back at the Tengu Square to reason with Miku. Obnoxious she attempts to assault Shido, but Kurumi's power intercepts as she's resistible to Miku. As Kurumi distracts Kaguya, Yuzuru, and Yoshino; Kurumi traps Miku with Shido in a dark void to have private conversation. Despite his apology she still will not listen, so Shido makes his way to rescue Tohka alone. Westcott torments Tohka for his ambition to harness her power in despair. Fake spatial quake alarms are set off to evacuate all civilians. Kurumi holds off a pack of Bandersnatch units, as Mana appears and everyone aboard Fraxinus are back in their right minds. Meanwhile, Miku struggles about Shido's justice whether he actually cares for others than himself. Infiltrating the DEM Industries, Mana and Jessica engage, communications are jammed, Shido summons the Sandalphon to swipe the guards and enduring Kotori's healing ability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070303 +0000" stop="20260415072645 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth About Miku - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Shido almost got caught until Miku makes an entry as she commands the Spirits to join the battlefield just to collect Tohka. Origami in a convention suit partners with Mana. While Shido and Miku argue, he reveals that Kurumi learned how Miku acquire her Spirit power from Phantom (like Kotori), she finally tells that she used to be a splendid singer Tsukino Yoimachi, but one day she rejected a TV producer's career offer due to disgrace, then bad rumors spread with no help from her agency and fans, she tried to reconnect with her fans, but suffers psychogenic aphonia, resulting in her losing her voice; this cause Miku to tension condemn humanity. Shido vows to keep his promise. Origami, Ratatoskr, terrorizes the territory to subdue Ellen. Westcott makes his appearance when Shido and Miku find Tohka. Shido is stabbed by Ellen with Tohka watching she goes berserk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072645 +0000" stop="20260415075027 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inversion - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Tohka is born into a negative form with her counterpart sword Qliphoth and has no memory. Mana and Jessica reach the concluded battle. Jessica, dying in Mana's arms, tells how she always felt jealous and wanted to become strong for the DEM, Mana made her decision to dishonor Westcott. Westcott decides to retreat, although he briefly calls Shido "Takamiya". Tohka launches brutal attacks then Miku becomes vulnerable. Yoshino, Yoshinon, Kaguya, and Yuzuru regain their sanity. Shido took the hit to protect Miku. Tohka swings the sword of demise on the city, Shido flies towards her reminding her of him; dropping the Sandalphon, he seals her power once more with a kiss restoring her. Kurumi continue her search for the captive Spirit. The next day, Miku who is happy trusting Shido she purposely kisses him sealing her power much less her clothes. Miku invites everyone to listen to her latest concert then announces to her "darling" stunning the crowd and Shido. His competition among the girls' affection continues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061400 +0000" stop="20260415063704 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vigilance - S01E34</title>
    <desc>It is confirmed within the task force that Light is up to something in his meetings with Kiyomi. After exhaustive research, Near decides he can move into the final stages of his plan to expose and humiliate Kira.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063704 +0000" stop="20260415070008 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malice - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Light and Near agree upon a meeting place for the final confrontation. A key player is kidnapped and the end results are shocking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070008 +0000" stop="20260415072312 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1.28 - S01E36</title>
    <desc>The Japanese Task Force and the SPK finally meet at YellowBox Warehouse on January 28th. However, a third party has come to the warehouse as well, on Kira's orders to kill everyone else there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072312 +0000" stop="20260415074557 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New World - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The climactic battle between Light Yagami and L's successors finally comes to a close.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062158 +0000" stop="20260415064711 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Passing Rain - S00E01</title>
    <desc>This episode was made after the original series. Events take place somewhere within the timespan of episode eleven.

Trying to fit in, Nana gets scolded and runs off. She meets Bantou and promises to bring him Nyuu. But when it begins to rain and Nyu hits her head, will Nana survive? Parts of Lucy’s past are revealed, including her connection with Kurama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064711 +0000" stop="20260415071223 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chance Encounter - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An unknown girl with invisible hands, or vectors, and telepathic powers escapes from a secret facility. The next day two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, find her. But she is different from before. She can only say one word, nyuu. Not knowing anything about her, the two cousins take her in. Kurama, the head scientist from th efacility where she escaped, has sent a merciless man, Bando, after her. With Bando tracking Nyuu, and Nyuu herself, will Kouta and Yuka be safe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071223 +0000" stop="20260415073736 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annihilation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After breaking Kouta’s seashell, Nyuu runs way. Kouta finds her later at the beach, but he isn’t the only one. Bando and Satou, two members of the SAT who are after Lucy, are there as well. With Lucy acting more like an animal than a murder, does she stand a chance against the cold-hearted Bando?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061122 +0000" stop="20260415063549 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories - S08E07</title>
    <desc>About 400 years ago, a boy who lost his beloved family, continued his forbidden search and was cursed by the God Ankhseram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063549 +0000" stop="20260415070016 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seventh Guild Master - S08E08</title>
    <desc>After receiving Lucy's letters, the former's members of Fairy Tail, gathered in Magnolia for the rebirth of the guild and the rebuilding of the building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070016 +0000" stop="20260415072443 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Law of Space - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Under the command of Erza, the members who discovered the truth about the dissolution of the guild, go to the mainland Alvarez to help the sixth master of the guild, Makarov.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072443 +0000" stop="20260415074910 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emperor Spriggan - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Brandish, of Alvarez's Army, meets Natsu and company on the Caracole Island. Her power is so strong, that extinguishes the completely island. Meanwhile in Alvarez, the Emperor Spriggan returns to the Empire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062307 +0000" stop="20260415064649 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ocean at the End of the World - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Saber vs. Berserker, Archer vs. Rider, another hero will fall and a secret will be revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064649 +0000" stop="20260415071202 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Command Spell - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Two heroes, two masters, one grail; a winner will be decided.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071202 +0000" stop="20260415073649 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fate/Zero - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Saber destroys the Grail along with the theater before disappearing. However, much to Kiritsugu's horror, the Grail spreads its lethal black ooze from the sky, causing death and destruction throughout half the city. With the city in flames, Kirei wakes up, surprise to be alive and to see Gilgamesh(Archer) as well. Gilgamesh reveals the ooze created a body for him and resurrected Kirei as well. Realizing the city's destruction was his wish, Kirei laughs on how abominable he is and wants to repeat it again which Gilgamesh joins him. Mortified of the destruction he seen, Kiritsugu finds joy and hope after rescuing a young boy who survived. A delusional Kariya believes he has save Sakura and reunited her with Rin and Aoi, unaware he has died falling into a pit of Crest worms under Matō estate which Sakura witness coldly. As morning arrives, Waver tells the Mackenzies he would like to stay with them while he travels around the world to find his own path. After presiding over Tokiomi's funeral, Kirei meets Rin and her mother Aoi, who survived but brain damaged, oblivious to what happen to her husband and Sakura, and gives Rin the Azoth dagger. Due to the curse and interference by the Einzberns for his failure, Kiritsugu is unable to reunite with his daughter Ilya so he decides to live in Fuyuki City and adopts the boy he rescued, Shirō. Saber finds herself where she fought her last battle during her life and cries to her knights for failing while she remembers Lancelot final words on how he regretted betraying her by having an affair with her wife Guinevere, which drove him into madness while still proclaiming his loyalty to his King. As she regrets for not understanding her people nor winning the Grail, the sun suddenly shines on her, giving her hope. Five years later, Kiritsugu tells Shirō how he dreamed to be a hero which Shirō promises his father that he will live out his dream for him. As Kiritsugu closes his eyes peacefully, he remembers the question Shirley ask</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061855 +0000" stop="20260415064224 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Starter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Naota tries to get his life back to normal, but that's easier said than done when Haruko and a TV-headed robot are living with him! Even worse, he's growing another horn!! 

Meanwhile, a string of fires have been occurring across town. Not coincidentally, Mamimi has become obsessed with the game "Fire Starter", as well as Naota's robot manservant, whom she calls Canti. What connection is there to the recent fires and the one that burned down the old elementary school years ago? And, why does Mamimi call her new pet, a little black kitten, "Ta-Kun", the same name she calls Naota?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064224 +0000" stop="20260415070550 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marquis de Carabas - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Naota's classmate, Eri Ninamori, is the perfect girl; she's emotionally calm, a rational thinker, and is very rich to boot. However, all is not well as she has problems of her own. Her father, the mayor of Mabase, is involved in both a sex scandal and a lawsuit with the Medical Mechanica Corporation. In addition, she has to convince Naota to take the title role he was chosen for in their class production of "Puss in Boots". She soon learns about Naota's "secret", his horns, which, this time, resemble cat ears. But, what levels will she stoop to get her way?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070550 +0000" stop="20260415073044 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Furi Kiri (Full Swing) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Haruko helps an amateur baseball team beat Mabase's down-on-their-luck team, the Martians, in a game, Shigekuni retaliates by drafting Canti onto the Martians. Meanwhile, Haruko and Kamon are "fooling around", and Naota isn't sure whether to be disgraced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073044 +0000" stop="20260415075420 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brittle Bullet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Naota and Haruko Vs. Kamon and Canti in a battle with airsoft guns. As this deadly fight wages on, Kamon challenges Naota to a duel! The winner is left undetermined, as some of Naota's friends interrupt the duel and talk to him about how he saved the city from the satellite the other day. This causes the power to get to his head and he begins to act manly. This disgusts Mamimi and the others. To make matters worse, another Medical Mechanica comes out to threaten the city. Will Naota handle the situation as calmly as did the last time? Or, will his over-inflated ego get in the way?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060242 +0000" stop="20260415062637 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alchemy Exam - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ed and Al finally arrive in Central City. Needing a place to stay, Mustang places the boys under the supervision of 'Sewing-Life Alchemist' Shou Tucker. Awed by Tucker's mansion and vast library of Alchemy books, the brothers spend some happy days of study and good fun. All their work leads up to one event -- the Alchemy Exam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062637 +0000" stop="20260415065031 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Chimera's Cry - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Now that Edward is an official State Alchemist, the brothers can begin their quest to restore their bodies. However, something about Tucker's chimera experiments begin to trouble Ed. As he investigates, Ed begins to see a sinister side to alchemy. Now he and Al must stop a friend from committing the unthinkable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065031 +0000" stop="20260415071425 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Philosopher's Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Angered over the events at the Tuckers, Edward resigns his position as a State Alchemist. Meanwhile, Winry arrives in the city for a visit and to congratulate Ed on his commission. With a serial killer still on the loose, and Hughes still at a lost for viable leads, will Winry become his next victim?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071425 +0000" stop="20260415073819 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Thou for the People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mustang sends Ed on assignment to inspect a small mining colony out in the East provinces. Once there, he and Al are mistaken as tourists and are greeted by the local hotel owner. However, once they learn Ed is a State Alchemist, he is attacked and tossed out of the hotel. Ed quickly learns why; the town is being taxed beyond its limits by a crooked lieutenant and his Alchemist. Will Ed do what is right and save the colony from this tyrant?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061316 +0000" stop="20260415063745 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Who Would Swallow God - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Everyone closest to the center of Father's nationwide transmutation circle, including Ed's group, survives to discover that Father has used the souls of over fifty million Amestrians to suppress God within a new, youthful body. Father neutralizes everyone's alchemy, but, before he can annihilate them, Hohenheim reveals his countermeasure: he had spent years traveling the country, placing fragments of his own Philosopher's Stone into the earth to use as foundation for returning the Amestrian souls to their bodies. The stone fragments are activated by the eclipse's umbra, and the souls are ripped from Father's body back into their original bodies, which weakens Father to the point of barely being able to suppress God anymore. The eclipse then lifts, blinding Bradley with sunlight and allowing Scar to kill him. Scar activates the nationwide alkahestry circle his brother and fellow Ishbalans had been preparing, which restores everyone else's alchemy at their greatest potential. Facing the full strength of his opponents' attacks in his unstable body, Father retreats aboveground to find more souls and replenish his stone supply. Ed remains behind to fight Pride while everyone else chases Father. Pride tries to steal Ed's body to replace his own unstable one, but Kimblee's soul reappears within him and taunts him while Ed enters his body and destroys it, reverting him to the form of a small fetus-like creature. Ed spares Pride's life and leaves to join his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063745 +0000" stop="20260415070214 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fierce Counterattack - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Hohenheim and the others stop Father from making Philosopher's stones, but as Ed rejoins them, Father spawns humans resembling the people of Xerxes before attacking with a powerful blast which takes out half the headquarters. They barely manage to survive the blast, but Al and Hohenheim take some heavy damage protecting the others. Before Father can kill Ed and Izumi, the Briggs soldiers, along with several of Ed's allies, join up to attack Father and use up his stone supply. Father lets down his barrier temporarily to try and absorb Greed's stone, giving Ed, Alex and Izumi the opportunity to damage him to the point of defending himself manually. As Father starts to lose control, he creates a blast which traps Ed's arm whilst his automail arm is destroyed. With Ed in danger, Al convinces May to help him perform a transmutation, trading his soul for the return of Ed's right arm. Al rejoins with his body on the other side and with his arm returned, Ed frees himself to unleash a series of blows on Father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070214 +0000" stop="20260415072644 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of the Gateway - S01E63</title>
    <desc>While being effortlessly pummeled, Father desperately tries to absorb Greed's Philosopher's Stone. Greed decides to part from Lin's body, and uses his carbonization ability to turn Father's body into weak charcoal. Father extinguishes Greed's soul, killing him, but Ed punches through Father's chest, releasing all the souls of the people of Xerxes and sending Father to the Gate of Truth where he is trapped for eternity. In the wake of Father's defeat, everyone mourns Al's sacrifice. Ed rejects using a Philosopher's Stone to bring him back to life, even after Hohenheim offers his final life as an apology for the pain Ed and Al were forced through. Ed ultimately decides to perform a human transmutation on himself, sacrificing his own Gate and his ability to use alchemy with it. As a reward for discovering he doesn't need to perform alchemy, Ed is allowed to bring Al back with him in his original body. As everyone recuperates from the battle, Hohenheim returns to Resembool and dies peacefully before Trisha's grave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072644 +0000" stop="20260415075043 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey's End - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Deciding to help sort out Ishbalan policies, Roy is approached by Knox and Marcoh, who offer him a Philosopher's Stone to get his eyesight back, with Roy insisting it be used to fix Havoc's legs first. Olivier secretly rescues Scar so that he can assist Miles in rebuilding Ishbal. Having previously seen off Lin, who had promised to take care of May's clan among others once he becomes emperor, Ed and Al return to Risembool where an overjoyed Winry awaits them. Two years later, Grumman, who had become Fuhrer, visits Bradley's wife, who had been raising up Selim to be a compassionate child. Al decides to travel with Jerso and Zampano to Xing and other eastern countries to learn about alkahestry, whilst Ed learns what he can in the west, hoping to pool their research together. As Ed heads off, he and Winry finally express their love to each other using confusing terminology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061827 +0000" stop="20260415064249 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Having Lots of Faces Doesn't Make You Great! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Leeron finds a return point programmed into Gurren and Kamina, Simon, Yoko and Leeron (now called the Gurren Brigade) go after it.  Kamina tries to train Simon to fuse more "manly" by throwing rocks at him.  They meet the Black siblings, who are after a certain gunmen with 16 faces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064249 +0000" stop="20260415070712 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Get It, Not One Bit! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Gurren Brigade falls into an underground village where Gunmen are called Face gods.  They meet a young man by the name of Rossiu and the head priest of the village. The head priest is very strict in the running of his village and Kamina has a big problem with the way things are run.  

Things get a lot worse when another Gunmen falls under ground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070712 +0000" stop="20260415073133 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sit in the Hot Tub 'Til You're Sick!! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After leaving the underground with their new brigade members, Rossiu, Gimmy and Darry, they get back on track to find the return point programmed into the Gurren.  They soon find that the enemy return point is mobile. 

They find themselves in a weird fog and wind up at a hotspring, but there is something fishy about this particular hot spring...

This is also a recap episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073133 +0000" stop="20260415075555 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Gonna Do It! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Following their ordeal at the hot springs, Viral appears before the Gurren Brigade to challenge Kamina and in the midst of their fight more details of the Beastman Empire are revealed. Just when things couldn't get more out of hand, one of the Four Divine Generals named Thymilph, arrives to support in a massive mobile Gunmen fortress, the Dai-Ganzan. Even the Gurren-Lagann may not stand a chance against this.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062557 +0000" stop="20260415065314 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Twin Sky Dragons! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Issei battles Vali and discovers hidden depths to his power as the Twin Sky Dragons face off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065314 +0000" stop="20260415071658 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Break! Off to the Underworld! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Summer break is coming up fast for Hyodo Issei, but all his plans are put on hold when he finds out he is to accompany Rias for her visit back home to the underworld! A new adventure is about to begin and all the while Koneko is not acting herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071658 +0000" stop="20260415074041 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Devils Gather! - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Issei and the others begin their training to improve each of their skills. All the while things are happening around them as powerful people gather to fight against the Chaos Brigade. All the young devils gather in one place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060301 +0000" stop="20260415062815 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sword and DEAD - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Saeko and Takashi find a new vehicle to evade the horde of undead in between them and Saya's home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062815 +0000" stop="20260415065329 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The DEAD's House Rules - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tension rises at Saya's house and the group contemplates their future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065329 +0000" stop="20260415071843 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DEAD Storm Rising - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Takashi makes a decision and an old enemy appears at the gates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071843 +0000" stop="20260415074357 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All DEAD'S Attack - S01E12</title>
    <desc>An EMP blast makes an already harsh situation worse as the compound comes under zombie attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061902 +0000" stop="20260415064245 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Restriction X Oath X Chain of Punishment - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Kurapika's flashbacks with his master are seen here. The flashbacks tell how Kurapika passed his hidden Hunter exam and got his chains, what Nen type he has, and how he's changed. After he got his first job, Kurapika gets on the train where meets someone that is clued to be a future ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064245 +0000" stop="20260415070630 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Home X Welcome Home X I'm Killua - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua take a ship to get to Whale Island where Gon grew up. Killua is surprised that there is no bus and they have to walk, and that the house is really small. Mito, Gon's aunt, welcomes them and asks about the exam. When they go camping in the forest, they hear a shot and come running, seeing a bunch of poachers attacking the fox-bear and his cub. Easily beating them, they take the cub home. Gon wants to save him, but Killua insists on stopping his sufferings by killing him. Finally, they heal him with their Nen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070630 +0000" stop="20260415073013 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father X Secret X Confession - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua try to repair an antenna and a computer to set up Internet. Mito tells Gon all she can about his father Ging and hands over a mysterious box Ging left. Gon manages to open the box with his Nen and finds a ring, a tape and some piece of electronic equipment there. He and Killua listen to the tape where Ging introduces himself and welcomes his son to find him if he can.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073013 +0000" stop="20260415075358 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kurapica X Black Eyes X First Job - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Kurapika together with five other hunters comes for a job interview. They are given preliminary orders and tested by being attacked by a number of fighters in black. Kurapika quickly understands that it is actually a Nen-based ability of one of the imposters, and counter-attacks him directly. Gon stops his father's tape when Ging tells he recorded a voice of his mother. The tape then destroys itself. Killua explains that the ROM card they found in Ging's box is meant for Joystation video game console.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060252 +0000" stop="20260415062748 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Angel of Usui - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Rumors of the fastest on Usui Pass are a pair of females called Impact Blue. While Iketani is out on a date with his dream girl, his friends decide to watch this mountain pass in hoping to see the rare SilEighty in action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062748 +0000" stop="20260415065244 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sudden-Death Death Match - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Mako gives Iketani a tempting offer to lure the Eight-Six in challenging the SilEighty. At first Iketani wasn't willing to agree to her terms, but Takumi considers it as he has his own agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065244 +0000" stop="20260415071741 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Winds and Furious Driving - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The race has begun on Mt. Usui. With Mako driving chase, the Impact Blue team hopes to see how Takumi and his Eight-Six handle the pressure. Takumi struggles to keep up with the SilEighty, wondering if he is in over his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071741 +0000" stop="20260415074237 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Drift! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The battle down Mt. Usui concludes between Mako and Sayuki in their SilEighty versus Takumi in the Eight-Six. The girls have the teaming and home field advantage, knowing Usui inside and out. Will Takumi be able to pull through?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060340 +0000" stop="20260415062702 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Night - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After freeing all the trapped students and citizens from the Life Fibers, the Elite Four fight against Nui while Mako helps with the evacuation.Meanwhile, Satsuki reveals how Ragyo had used her in Life Fiber experiments, along with her newborn sister, who was discarded by Ragyo when the experiment allegedly failed. However, Ragyo, who is able to heal her injuries, breaks free and takes control of the students, turning them into her personal army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062702 +0000" stop="20260415064933 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head - S01E19</title>
    <desc>As the Covers start to kidnap citizens, including Mako, using their life force to power themselves, Satsuki triggers an explosion to allow Ryuko to escape. One month later, the Elite Four have joined up with Nudist Beach to fight against the Covers as they take over Japan, while Ryuko has remained in a coma since the battle. Meanwhile, Satsuki has been held captive by Ragyo, who explains that her father, Soichiro, had faked his own death and disguised himself as Isshin in order to raise Ryuko and prepare his revenge against her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064933 +0000" stop="20260415071204 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far from the Madding Crowd - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Paper clones of Ragyo and Nui appear before Ryuko, coaxing her into travelling to Honnouji Academy to confront them. Rejecting any help from the others, Ryuko heads off on her own. After hacking into Honnouji's security cameras and finding Satsuki's location, the Elite Four notice from Satsuki's actions that she is planning something. Their resolve renewed, they, along with the Mankanshokus and the rest of Nudist Beach, set forth on Aikuro's Naked Taiyoumaru warship and head towards Honnouji Academy to join the fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071204 +0000" stop="20260415073435 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incomplete - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Satsuki and Senketsu begin their fight against Ryuko to try and bring her back to her senses, but they soon find themselves overwhelmed. The Elite Four soon join the battle, distracting Ryuko so that Ira can use his device to try and remove Junketsu. However, they are interrupted by Nui, who reveals that she has stitched Junketsu to Ryuko's Life Fibers, and forcibly removing it will kill her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073435 +0000" stop="20260415075706 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell Me How You Feel - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Ryuko reunites with Senketsu and fights against Nui, recovering both Scissor Blades and using them to destroy Nui's arms. Nui is rescued by Ragyo's secretary Rei Hououmaru, while the Elite Four and Nudist Beach take advantage of the Covers used for her escape to recover their allies and Life Fibers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061010 +0000" stop="20260415063447 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akiba General Election - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The residents of Akiba are notified of the election. Both parties campaign to gain their support. Meanwhile, Rayneshia needs to face her mother to get permission in order to be part of the New Round Table Conference.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063447 +0000" stop="20260415065925 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blessings - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Election day has finally come. Standing in front of Adventurers and the People of the Land, both Eins and Rayneshia give sincere speeches. Votes are cast and starting to be counted. What will the result be?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065925 +0000" stop="20260415072402 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immortal in Ethereal Utopia - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Krusty has something to tell Shiroe. In his message, he recounts what happened to him after he disappeared, as well as his encounters with Enchantress Youren and the Ancient hero Elias Hackblade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072402 +0000" stop="20260415074839 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Curse - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Krusty and Kanami's group face their enemies in Sirius Grotto. During the battle, the truth about Enchantress Youren comes to light. Will Krusty be able to overcome his curse?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061140 +0000" stop="20260415063305 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ravage Island - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Mumm-Ra uses the Beacon of Ravage Island to make the Thundercats his slaves. When the beacon puts Lion-O, Panthro, Cheetara, and Pumyra under its power, they are easily captured by the Mutants, and Snarf must get the others at the tower for help, but Ben-Gali soon falls under the beacon's power and it's up to Lynx-O, Snarf and Snarfer, to save the "enslaved" Thundercats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063305 +0000" stop="20260415065427 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Switch - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While burying one of the time capsules that transported the Thundercats to Third Earth, it smashes apart and Lion-O gets caught in its gases, making him younger and younger by the minute. The other Thundercats must find a way to reverse the process and realize the Cave of Time is the only way, but they must get Lion-O there before he "vanishes" from existence. Things get worse when the young Lion-O and Snarf are captured by the Lunataks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065427 +0000" stop="20260415071542 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sound Stones - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Vultureman develops a sonic gun to destroy the Thundercats. Since the other Mutants refuse to help, Vultureman decides to go on his own until the Lunataks ""kidnap"" him and force him to help them. Vultureman uses a legendary sound stone to power the device and he and the Lunataks use it against the Thundercats at the Tower of Omens. The Thundercats barely escape and are saved by Lion-O, but they lose the tower to the Lunataks. The Thundercats must design a sound weapon of their own with a sound stone to counter Vultureman's weapon and retake the Tower of Omens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071542 +0000" stop="20260415073658 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Eclipse - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Third Earth is experiencing a total lunar eclipse and Mumm-Ra uses this eclipse to cast a spell that will cause Cats Lair and everything in it to malfunction. The Thundercats first notice this when things start falling apart and fail. Lion-O and Panthro must fight the Mutants while having problems running the Thundertank. They still manage to defeat the Mutants, but crash the Thundertank. Lion-O realizes that this must be Mumm-Ra's evil work and goes to the pyramid to stop Mumm-Ra. Meanwhile Cats Lair is getting worse as Cheetara and Tygra rush to fix things in the lair but are attacked by the Lunataks. They defeat the Lunataks temporarily, but the Lunataks return to finish off the Lair. In order to break the spell, Lion-O must use the Sword to block out the sun</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073658 +0000" stop="20260415075810 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sideswipe - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Snarfer is making a trip back to Third Earth bringing food for the Thundercats, but he gets sideswiped by Chilla. Mandora, evil chaser sees this and pulls Chilla over. Chilla, however, ices Mandora and makes a run for it. Mandora insists on the Thundercats' help to capture Chilla. But when she and Lynx-O go to Darkside to capture Chilla, they fall into one of the Lunataks' traps. It seems that the Lunataks wanted the Braille board so that the Thundercats could not get to them. But when the board disappears, they try to get the information from Lynx-O as to where it went, but Mandora escapes and frees Lynx-O. She is tricked however and she and Lynx-O are shot up into space in a pod. Lion-O brings them down by using the Sword, and they return to Darkside and Mandora succeeds in capturing Chilla.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060239 +0000" stop="20260415062324 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tick vs. Science - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Tick and Arthur are invited to the Mad Scientist Fair to help Dr. Vahtoss try out his mind-transference device. Hilarity ensues when the two switch bodies. Chairface Chippendale moves in to try and steal the device and soon everyone is switching with everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062324 +0000" stop="20260415064412 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tick vs. Prehistory - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Tick and Arthur end up in the distant past and uncover a diabolical plot by the Hotel Manager, a man from the future using prehistoric man as staff for his Hotel at the beginning of the universe. They manage to defeat him and free man's ancestors from a life of low-paying minimum wage jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064412 +0000" stop="20260415070455 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tick vs. Education - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Tick and Arthur are chosen to teach Superhero School and a classroom of unlikely heroes. They must rush into action to take on Uncle Creamy, a corporate mascot turned into a evil ice cream cone who strikes out at the company who made him. Meanwhile Uncle Creamy II attacks, trying to kill Uncle Creamy before he tells the heroes what the company is up to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070455 +0000" stop="20260415073342 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. the Idea Men - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The super-strong but slow-witted and pretty much insane superhero called ""The Tick"" is assigned to defend ""The City"". Arriving there, he meets Arthur, a bank accountant who got fired for wearing his moth suit (that everyone mistakes for a bunny costume). The Tick asks Arthur to become his sidekick and reside in their headquarters: Arthur's apartment. Some criminals calling themselves ""The Idea Men"", guys who don't want to work anymore and are impossible to understand because of their full-face masks, rob a bank. They fail, thanks to the Tick, but manage to escape. They proceed to threaten to blow up the City's bank if they don't get a million bucks, so the Tick and Arthur go out once more to stop their evil ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073342 +0000" stop="20260415080020 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. Chairface Chippendale - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Tick, American Maid, and Arthur go undercover as caterers to infiltrate Chairface Chippendale's party. Chippendale has gathered the City's criminal underworld to witness his latest scheme - employing Professor Chromedome to inscribe Chairface's name on the Moon! The Tick blows their cover but the trio escapes Chippendale's death trap and manages to stop him before he can carve more than the first three letters of his name on the Moon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063928 +0000" stop="20260415072233 +0000" channel="C2299.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lyin' King - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jeff goes on the defensive when acquaintances and former associates accuse him of misdeeds. Meanwhile, Tim faces legal issues in Indiana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060228 +0000" stop="20260415062359 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Mate - S04E17</title>
    <desc>When the Starks meet Simona and Stephen for dinner, they decide to ditch them with the bill resulting in an all-out dining war between the couples. Meanwhile, Joy makes Eddie's life miserable at work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062359 +0000" stop="20260415064533 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Concert - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Eddie befriends a new teacher (guest star Mull) at school, they find they have a lot in common, but Ms. Duffy has other plans for their relationship. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joy reminisce about the music they loved in the 1980s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064533 +0000" stop="20260415070613 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merit Pay - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Eddie tries to get a raise so he and Joy can go on vacation, but he has a tough time convincing his principal. Meanwhile, Doug's delusion that he is a character on a sitcom gets even worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070613 +0000" stop="20260415072742 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When Joy and Eddie meet their rather unconventional new neighbors, Tommy (guest star Gottfried) and April Campbell, Eddie can't seem to get the idea of being with a younger woman out of his head. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joy hold a yard sale, and the new neighbors want to buy everything they're selling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072742 +0000" stop="20260415074854 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding - S04E21</title>
    <desc>It's the night before Ally and Doug's big day, and everyone is nervous about what tomorrow will bring. Consequentially, everyone dreams up a different wedding disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060947 +0000" stop="20260415062047 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Embarrassed - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Tim gets embarrassed when Eric shows a naked baby picture of him. Steve Brule gets drunk while doing a report on wine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062047 +0000" stop="20260415063223 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tim returns from the dead with a special gift.

This is part of the 30 episodes ordered for season 2, but is considered to be in season 3. The 30 episodes ordered for season 2 were advertised as seasons 2, 3, and 4, each consisting of 10 episodes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063223 +0000" stop="20260415064401 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>One Word - Jackie Chan. Channel 5 celebrates 100 years of Jackie Chan. Steve Mahanahan advertises a Child Clown training video.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064401 +0000" stop="20260415065453 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rascals - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Those Darn Rascals. Bob Odenkirk tries to fix Tim and Eric's friendship when Tim kills Eric's rascal. Cinco introduces the Cinco-Fone. Tairy Greene teaches a child acting class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065453 +0000" stop="20260415070622 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spagett - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Adventure Begins. Spagett goes Hollywood, and a friendship is threatened. Love is not always hard. (John C. Reilly, Brian Posehn, Steve Schirripa)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070622 +0000" stop="20260415071744 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C.O.R.B.S. - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Tim and Eric run out of show ideas, Aboxa balloons drops by. Steve Brule has a report about the internet, where he then makes a video, and hopes it will go viral. C.O.R.B.S (Cops on Recumbent Bikes) attempt to stop a group of Colombian terrorists trying to take over a sugar factory, which ends in a terrible tragedy, and some sound effects. Grill Vogel teaches you how to hug appropriately in a workplace. We're also introduced to a family dealing with divorce, and the Cinco Eye Tanning System.  (John C. Reilly and Ray Wise)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071744 +0000" stop="20260415072916 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim and Derrick - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim and Derrick board, Chug, and get chill with Elisha Cuthbert in the zone. You just got bonged! And damn... Drez plays it all back. Also, Cinco's Pep Pep makes an appearance. (Elisha Cuthbert and John Mayer)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072916 +0000" stop="20260415074034 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jazz - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tim and Eric lead their jazz band through jazz chatter scats. The Beaver Boys visit a restaurant and come into contact with some shrimp and white wine. How do you truly clean up after your cat? (Maria Bamford and Bill Hader)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074034 +0000" stop="20260415075212 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscles for Bones - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Channel 5 Live broadcast of the Muscles for Bones benefit for Richard Dunn. Starring Richard Dunn, David Liebe Hart, Casey and his Brother, Uncle Muscles, Steve Brule and more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060343 +0000" stop="20260415061459 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roommates - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Franklin Bing gets a new roommate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061459 +0000" stop="20260415062554 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Endorsement - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jason endorses Strussel watches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062554 +0000" stop="20260415063646 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jordan enrolls in a "Be a Baby" program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063646 +0000" stop="20260415064803 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sauce Boy - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bobby Bologna offers to help Gary Royce, a struggling diaper addict, overcome his condition. The cure comes at a price, however, and Gary suddenly finds himself in service to the mob as a "sauce boy".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064803 +0000" stop="20260415071032 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tornado - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A tornado brings to light a secret from Matt Peters' past, putting him in an awkward and potentially career-ruining position. The only hope of keeping his secret lies with the sinister Father Krang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071032 +0000" stop="20260415072149 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baklava - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a badly needed bonus, Barry struggles to make piano sales and Mr. Crown becomes fixated on a new dessert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072149 +0000" stop="20260415073306 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duke - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Maureen and Bryan's marriage is tested when The Duke enters the picture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073306 +0000" stop="20260415074453 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mr. Dimler escapes the institution for one last encounter with Scotty and is disappointed with the results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074453 +0000" stop="20260415075609 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demotion - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Will is assigned a sleep therapist to help him stay alert on the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060811 +0000" stop="20260415063051 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Slickers - S05E33</title>
    <desc>Timon &amp; Pumbaa go to Kensas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063051 +0000" stop="20260415065330 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Wake the Neighbear - S05E34</title>
    <desc>Timon invites his friends for a party, but very quietly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065330 +0000" stop="20260415071609 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recipe for Disaster - S05E35</title>
    <desc>Pumbaa and Timon create a salsa made of bugs. Everyone (including humans) likes the salsa, but will Pumbaa tell all the people the secret recipe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071609 +0000" stop="20260415073848 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Over-Boar'd - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Pumbaa and Timon go on a cruise ship, but after a run-in with the captain they find themselves at the wheel of the boat, fighting over who's going to be captain. Their ship nows goes through Los Angeles, is attacked by an octopus and it lands in a totally different bed of water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061506 +0000" stop="20260415063652 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Looney Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A fictionalized origin story for the series. Taking inspiration from Bugs Bunny, an animator attempts to create rabbit characters, Babs and Buster Bunny, but discards the sketches. Bugs, Babs and Buster then create the show's setting of Acme Acres and find characters to inhabit it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063652 +0000" stop="20260415065830 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Quack in the Quarks - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A loose Star Wars parody. Plucky Duck has to save a planet called Planet X from "Duck Vader."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065830 +0000" stop="20260415072011 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel o' Comedy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Elmyra Duff mistakes Dizzy Devil for a dog and takes him home with her.
"Optical Intrusion": Furrball accidentally glues a pair of magnetic 3-D glasses to his face and attempts to remove them.

"Win, Lose or Kerplowie": Babs, Montana Max and Plucky compete on a game show. After Buster discovers that Max is cheating, he kidnaps the host and takes his place to get revenge on Max.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072011 +0000" stop="20260415074153 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test Stressed - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buster introduces the start of each segment.

"Never Too Late to Loon": Plucky asks Shirley the Loon to turn him into Albert Einstein to help pass a math test, only to fail the test because Einstein had poor grades as a youth.

"Li'l Sneezer": Sylvester the Cat tests Furrball by asking him to catch a mouse. The mouse, Sneezer, sneezes repeatedly and thwarts Furrball's attempts to catch him.

"To Bleep or Not to Bleep": Fowlmouth tries to ask Shirley on a date, but she shuns him because of his profane language. Buster then tries to control Fowlmouth after discovering that he does not swear around young children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060158 +0000" stop="20260415065243 +0000" channel="C2305.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titans - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rachel Roth, a teen haunted by dark visions and powers, falls under the wing of Detective Dick Grayson. We also meet Kory Anders and Beast Boy Gar Logan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065243 +0000" stop="20260415073645 +0000" channel="C2305.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawk and Dove - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In search of a safe haven for Rachel, Dick arrives on the doorstep of vigilante heroes Hawk and Dove.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061835 +0000" stop="20260415070418 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running With Wolves - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jack travels to Vienna to track down the source of his original intelligence on Sokol. Greer advises Alena on a key NATO deal. Petr Kovac, Alena’s father, hosts a hunt in the Czech woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070418 +0000" stop="20260415075258 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Death's Keeper - S03E04</title>
    <desc>In Budapest, Jack and Mike plan a sting on a slippery arms dealer to ascertain the whereabouts of the Sokol nuclear device, as Greer discovers some intriguing and potentially incriminating information on Petr Kovac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060723 +0000" stop="20260415063953 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coast to Coast - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Adam, Tanner and Rutledge race from New York City to Los Angeles on an epic 3000 mile road trip, determined to prove that their chosen 'supercar' is best. Adam drives the new SRT Viper, Rut the Lamborghini Super Trofeo Stradale and Tanner, the McLaren 12C Spider.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063953 +0000" stop="20260415072408 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaskan Adventure - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The hosts head to Alaska and attempt to construct the perfect convertible for the toughest state in the Union. With the harshness of the climate meaning that fewer convertibles are sold in the 49th State than in any other, Adam, Rut and Tanner have their work cut out as they embark on a journey in their home made convertibles from Anchorage down the Kenai to Homer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062219 +0000" stop="20260415075054 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3rd January 1980 - S17E01</title>
    <desc>Presenter: Peter Powell

Playlist:
(29) The Clash – London Calling (and charts)
(54) Madness – My Girl
(6) Paul McCartney – Wonderful Christmastime (video)
(5) The Pretenders – Brass In Pocket
(12) David Bowie – John I’m Only Dancing (Again) (video)
(36) Boney M – I’m Born Again
(17) The Beat – Tears Of A Clown
(3) Fiddler’s Dram – Day Trip To Bangor (Didn’t We Have A Lovely Time)
(30) Kurtis Blow – Christmas Rappin’
(24) Billy Preston &amp; Syreeta – With You I’m Born Again
(21) Chic – My Feet Keep Dancin’ (danced to by Legs &amp; Co)
(58) Dr. Hook – Better Love Next Time
(1) Pink Floyd – Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2) (video)
(15) Rose Royce – Is It Love You’re After (and credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063809 +0000" stop="20260415072208 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bulldog Gatling - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The legendary Gatling gun is introduced. But first the competition travels back to the Old West for a team challenge with a historic pistol. To stay in the competition two marksmen shoot it out with a firearm considered by many to be the world's first practical machine gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060006 +0000" stop="20260415065355 +0000" channel="C2311.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Line - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Torchwood team travels across the world on a final, desperate mission - but the Three Families are unstoppable, unless a terrible sacrifice is made...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065355 +0000" stop="20260415074505 +0000" channel="C2311.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Changes - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A brutal murder leads WPC Gwen Cooper to Torchwood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060705 +0000" stop="20260415062833 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>IceJJFish - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Daniel takes girl out on a date; Daniel gives his car away; singer Ice JJ Fish gets a Web redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062833 +0000" stop="20260415065002 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take No Orders - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Daniel attempts to turn every home in America into a public restroom; plays a game the censors will hate; a guy who doesn't take direction from women gets a Web redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065002 +0000" stop="20260415071131 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben's Video Resume - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Daniel speaks to Congress and has lunch with a homeless man; a child forced to enter the workforce gets a Web redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071131 +0000" stop="20260415073258 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boomer the Dog - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Daniel hires the web's most offensive attorney, plays the most disturbing game of pin the tail on the donkey ever seen, and dog trapped in man's body gets a web redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073258 +0000" stop="20260415075426 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Model Teacher - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Daniel makes the audience drink something he made from a toilet; overpriced headphones; a teacher gets a Web redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063924 +0000" stop="20260415073848 +0000" channel="C2313.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taxi Driver - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A London cabbie tests his skills on some of the most chaotic streets in the world in Mumbai India. His host is Pradeep Sharma, who lives with his extended family in a tiny two bedroom house and earns less than ten pounds a day for his long and stressful shift. As Mason takes his life in his hands to learn the Knowledge Mumbai style, he also begins to understand the plight of the millions of migrant workers who flood into India's cities looking for work. They often encounter poverty, discrimination and hostility. Inspired by their sheer determination, Mason's final challenge is to go solo in an Indian taxi, picking up passengers, finding his way around and earning his crust in the madness of the Mumbai rush hour. It's like 'Mad Max meets the Kumars' as Mason puts it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062708 +0000" stop="20260415065609 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will You for to Be Fucking Married to Me? - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Lahey tries to squeeze his way into the beer business. Ricky and Susan's fighting prevents Candy from getting a private moment with Julian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065609 +0000" stop="20260415072705 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Shit Sent Down from Jesus God - S12E09</title>
    <desc>When a big beer company wants to work with the Boys, they need to come up with $50,000 to close the deal -- and Ricky has an idea that could pay off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072705 +0000" stop="20260415075840 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuckin' Fucked Out of Our Fuckin' Minds - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Bubbles organizes a huge stag party for Julian and Ricky, but when they hear police sirens approaching, it turns into an escape operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060707 +0000" stop="20260415062924 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Gears - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Decepticons plan to take energy from the center of the sun using a circuit from one of their enemies, Gears. The Autobots must defeat the Decepticons and rescue their companion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062924 +0000" stop="20260415065142 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Prime Problem - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The latest Decepticon plot to destroy the Autobots involves the creation of an Optimus Prime duplicate. They hope this imposter will be able to convince the other Autobots he is the genuine article and will lead them into a chasm that will destroy them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065142 +0000" stop="20260415071359 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantis, Arise! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The legendary Atlantis is proven to be real and its residents aren't exactly peaceful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071359 +0000" stop="20260415073619 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Autobots - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jazz, Bumblebee and Sparkplug are up against insurmountable odds when Megatron manages to turn the recharging Autobots evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073619 +0000" stop="20260415075839 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Microbots - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Decepticon ship that shot down the Ark has been found and Megatron manages to find a component containing great power. With this power a danger to everyone, Perceptor, Bumblebee and Brawn shrink down and journey through Megatron's body to get it away from the Decepticon leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061756 +0000" stop="20260415064001 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Persuasion (2) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>While Optimus faces off with Predaking, Megatron mounts a campaign to form a new alliance with Rachet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064001 +0000" stop="20260415070204 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Synthesis (3) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Ratchet finds himself in a series of predicaments as he resumes his experiments on Synthetic Energon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070204 +0000" stop="20260415072408 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadlock (4) - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The fate of Earth hangs in the balance as the Autobots and Decepticons march toward their last stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072408 +0000" stop="20260415074608 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkness Rising (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Autobots investigate the return of the Decepticons and must account for a group of young humans who become involved in their eons-old conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060146 +0000" stop="20260415062347 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Infinity... and Back - S04E23</title>
    <desc>When Dani's out-of-this-world test flight doesn't go according to plan, the Rescue Team strives to ensure she makes it back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062347 +0000" stop="20260415064547 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Business - S04E24</title>
    <desc>While figuring out what kind of rescue worker he will become, Cody risks his own life to save a member of his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064547 +0000" stop="20260415070752 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upgrades - S04E25</title>
    <desc>When Optimus Prime splits the Rescue Bots into different teams for new assignments, the evil genius of Doctor Morocco return to wreak havoc.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070752 +0000" stop="20260415072953 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transformations - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Doctor Morocco disguises himself in order to infiltrate the Rescue Bots and destroy them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072953 +0000" stop="20260415075054 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family of Heroes - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The four members of Rescue Force Sigma-17 emerge and are greeted by the Autobot leader Optimus Prime, who assigns them to work with the Burns family on an island. While the four are supposed to respond to every command the humans give them, they get fed up with it and are tempted to leave Earth. Until, an animatronic dinosaur attacks the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061136 +0000" stop="20260415064154 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grey Green Brown &amp; Copper - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Maura reconciles with her lineage, both past and present; Ali talks to Leslie about her academic future; Josh looks to Buzz as a father figure; Sarah tries to tie up loose ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064154 +0000" stop="20260415070527 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elizah - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While working at an LGBT suicide hotline, Maura receives a distressing call from a young trans woman, Elizah. Afraid that Elizah will hurt herself, Maura goes on an odyssey through South Central LA to find the troubled teen and lands herself in the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070527 +0000" stop="20260415073541 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Battle Is Over - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After a health scare, Maura confronts death and her relationship to her body. Sarah hopes to join the MidCity Temple board. Shelly plans a onewoman show with Buzzy. Dissatisfied with their lives, Josh and Ali play married couple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061022 +0000" stop="20260415063355 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Becoming (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Still reeling from discovering the amulet's power, Jim meets with his new mentors, and learns about the sacred responsibility he has been tasked with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063355 +0000" stop="20260415065727 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wherefore Art Thou, Trollhunter? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Toby and Jim tour Heartstone Trollmarket, where Jim starts his training; the presence of a human Trollhunter creates resentment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065727 +0000" stop="20260415072059 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gnome Your Enemy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a crash course in troll history, and is faced with problems, his first mission and a bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072059 +0000" stop="20260415074432 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waka Chaka! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During a field trip to a museum, Jim tries to get closer to Claire; Jim discovers that the museum curator has a surprising secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062113 +0000" stop="20260415064309 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Troll-keteers - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Guy Diamond mistakes a plea for help for an invitation to perform the trolls' new play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064309 +0000" stop="20260415070505 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smidgician - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When the trolls secretly help Smidge with her magic show, she thinks her powers are real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070505 +0000" stop="20260415072702 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril Patch - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A strange new mini-golf course fuels competition between Poppy and Branch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072702 +0000" stop="20260415074929 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Musical Thrones - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Musical Thrones Tournament tests Smidge and Biggie's longtime alliance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061537 +0000" stop="20260415071325 +0000" channel="C2322.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Sookie makes a shocking discovery that forces her to reconsider her involvement with Bill; Eric and Pam make an unlikely alliance in their hunt for a shared enemy; Andy argues with Holly; Lafayette shares a vision with Lettie Mae.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062018 +0000" stop="20260415072034 +0000" channel="C2323.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Book of the Dead - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The disappearance of a city manager disrupts a lucrative land scheme and ignites an investigation involving three police officers and a career criminal who is moving into legitimate business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063100 +0000" stop="20260415072156 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Thursday We Leave For Home - S04E16</title>
    <desc>In 2021, a group of space pioneers prepare for a return trip to Earth upon having failed to establish a new society on a distant planet. The group's leader refuses to give up his authority.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060254 +0000" stop="20260415062454 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Edgar Witherspoon - S03E01</title>
    <desc>An old man known as Uncle Edgar is ordered by a mysterious voice to collect junk in his apartment to keep the world in balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062454 +0000" stop="20260415064655 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extra Innings - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ex-baseball player Ed Hamler, lame from an injury and forced to retire early, is given a baseball card from the early 1900s that transports Hamler to the past to be the player he used to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064655 +0000" stop="20260415070854 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crossing - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A stressed-out priest repeatedly encounters a station wagon containing a young girl. The car keeps crashing and bursting into flames.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070854 +0000" stop="20260415073054 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunters - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A young boy falls into an undiscovered cave near a housing project. An archeologist studies strange paintings on its walls and then bizarre things begin to happen. Cave items move around and animals are killed and brought into the cave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073054 +0000" stop="20260415075254 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Me a Life - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A man in a retirement home is trapped in the dreams of a catatonic widow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060807 +0000" stop="20260415062931 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Protect and Serve - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A young cop falls madly in love with a prostitute, and he continues to protect her even when they are both killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062931 +0000" stop="20260415065034 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
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    <desc>A futuristic society, without murder, discovers one of the old mutated apes, previously thought wiped out, is killing people. To save their society, a cop and his team have to track it down and kill it!</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Motivation - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A sinister toy doll encourages a timid man to stand up to his boss and take control of his life.</desc>
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    <title>A Human Face - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A grieving couple's move is interrupted by an otherworldly encounter, leading them to second guess what's worth leaving behind.</desc>
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    <title>A Small Town - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A quiet church handyman uncovers a magical scale model imbuing him with the power to help his struggling small town. But with the sleazy Mayor Conway taking all the credit, will Jason's good intentions be corrupted?</desc>
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    <title>Try, Try - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When the quick-witted Claudia has a chance run-in with Mark at a museum, he dazzles her with his seemingly miraculous abilities. But after the true source of his charisma is revealed, the encounter takes a dark turn.</desc>
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    <title>Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ben Horne's brother, Jerry, arrives in Twin Peaks; James and Donna decide to be together; Ben &amp; Jerry travel to One Eyed Jacks and meet with its madam, Blackie O'Rielly; Audrey leaves a clue for Cooper; Deputy Hawk finds a bloody towel near the crime scene; Cooper demonstrates a unique deductive technique; The cynical Special Agent Albert Rosenfield arrives to examine the body of Laura Palmer; Josie discovers Catherine has been keeping two ledgers; Leo takes his anger out on Shelly; Agent Cooper has a mysterious dream about the crime.</desc>
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    <title>Gumby with a Pokey - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.</desc>
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    <title>This Is Not Gonna End Well - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.</desc>
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    <title>Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud - S08E01</title>
    <desc>When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.</desc>
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    <title>Here Bums the Bride - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Gaz and Donna finally tie the knot, but a shocking discovery by Louise could cause their new marriage to end prematurely.</desc>
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    <title>Six Months Later - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Janet's inability to keep up the mortgage payments result in her house being repossessed, so Gaz comes up with a plan which could suit everyone.</desc>
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    <title>African Death Face - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Louise tries to arrange for Donna to be her birthing partner.
Gaz and Janet's increasing attraction is disturbed by a sudden announcement from Donna.</desc>
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    <title>By Your Side - S09E03</title>
    <desc>C.J. and Janine decide to stand by Malik's side after finding out his girlfriend Lisa is pregnant that leaves Curtis and Ella shocked to see them so moderate.</desc>
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    <title>The Old People Game - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Jazmine believes that Janine may be expecting again; Jazmine learns that Malik is having a baby; Kaleb wants to have sex with Jazmine for the first time.</desc>
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    <title>Women of Today - S09E05</title>
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    <title>Mixed Emotions - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Miranda confides in Janine about her own frustrations with the court proceedings.</desc>
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    <title>Love and Hate - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Miranda is having second thoughts about her and Calvin's divorce which leads to them running into each other.</desc>
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    <title>Dark of the Moon - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Unit is sent to Pakistan to retrieve three suspected terrorists when they run into trouble with the local forces. They find a U.S. base with a small force of troops that do not respect their commanding officer. Jonas takes control of the combined group and prepares them for the impending attacks.</desc>
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    <title>Two Coins - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Unit travels to Israel to learn some new techniques in terrorist tactics and how to defend against these tactics.  Charles becomes interested in a Sergeant in the Israeli Army, yet things turn very dangerous when they go off alone together. On the home front, Tiffy finds some WWII memorabilia and begins soul searching on what she should do with it.</desc>
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    <title>Episode S047 - S14E47</title>
    <desc>Wanted: Margo Freshwater
Mystery: Ed Baker
Legend: Mann House
Lost: The Crew of the Casie Nicole
Update: Wanted: Maria Armstrong
Wanted: Kelly Lee McGinnis</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070417 +0000" stop="20260415074709 +0000" channel="C2336.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode S048 - S14E48</title>
    <desc>Update: Legend: Bermuda Triangle
Update: Lost: Saviors of Dover Family
Wanted: Michael Wayne Brown/Lost: Donna Moses Brown
Mystery: Therapeutic Touch
Murder: Bryan Nisienfeld</desc>
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    <title>Full Force - S04E14</title>
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  <programme start="20260415071219 +0000" stop="20260415075406 +0000" channel="C2337.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kid 'N Play - S08E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260415061234 +0000" stop="20260415065437 +0000" channel="C2338.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tales from Antarctica - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Isolated along the southernmost part of the planet, Antarctica is best known as the frozen continent. Yet, this untouched land has captivated brave explorers for centuries.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065437 +0000" stop="20260415073640 +0000" channel="C2338.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Revolution - S07E08</title>
    <desc>For thousands of years, mankind has been fascinated by the idea of creating mechanical servants to make our lives easier. Today, those dreams of the past are increasingly becoming our reality.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A shocked Dugdale reluctantly agrees to harbour Jessica, but who should be scared of who? When Dugdale visits Jen and Alice in a secret prison it's clear he will do whatever The Network asks in order to keep his family alive. Jessica is searching for Ian, as is Milner who is convinced he will lead her to Carvel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061659 +0000" stop="20260415070254 +0000" channel="C2340.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The leader declares a ceasefire and travels to Earth to halt the war. He takes Elizabeth on his ship, but Diana has hidden a bomb on board in a plot to become the new leader.</desc>
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    <title>Liberation Day - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Alien commander Diana escapes the Resistance and reunites with her fleet.  The Starchild Elizabeth undergoes a strange metamorphosis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060000 +0000" stop="20260415064220 +0000" channel="C2342.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resident Evil - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Stefan and Elena experience unsettling dreams of the life they might have had together. Bonnie has a disturbing encounter with Grams. Enzo searches for a woman he loved decades ago. Bonnie learns that Jeremy is working with Liv. Matt has a terrifying encounter with inhabitants of the Other Side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064220 +0000" stop="20260415072343 +0000" channel="C2342.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man on Fire - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Enzo holds Elena, Stefan and Bonnie hostage to uncover the truth about the love of his life. Markos performs a ritual to undo witch's magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061106 +0000" stop="20260415063437 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mummy Mayhem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Vee goes on a field trip to the Natural History Museum, she runs into an old family friend, King Pepi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063437 +0000" stop="20260415065808 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Terror - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Vee and her friends volunteer to babysit for her baby cousin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065808 +0000" stop="20260415072139 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Natural - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When a family of ghost hunters comes to stay at the Scare B&amp;B, Vee and her family spend the day trying to prove that their house is not haunted.</desc>
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    <title>Vamping Trip - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Vee and her family go on a camping trip</desc>
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    <title>East Wing - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The president’s staff prepares for her state visit with the Israeli prime minister. Mike tries out a new look for his more visible role. Teddy does Jonah a favor, while continuing to invade his personal space. Stuck in traffic with Richard, Amy learns via FaceTime that Selina is bringing in a new director of communications. Gary goes overboard while planning the state dinner for the Israeli delegation, and a painting in the White House comes into the spotlight.</desc>
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    <title>Data - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Selina's team tries to find a scapegoat. Catherine wants to support an anti-bullying campaign.</desc>
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    <title>Tehran - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As part of her Middle East peace-talks tour, President Meyer makes an historic trip to Iran, where an American reporter is being detained. In D.C., Dan is wooed by lobbyist Sidney Purcell, while VP Doyle stands in for the president at a Rainbow Jersey event with a gay NBA star. Meanwhile, Kent’s polling and Jonah’s big mouth may cause trouble for Selina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072415 +0000" stop="20260415075234 +0000" channel="C2344.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Convention - S04E05</title>
    <desc>At the party convention, Selina and her staff scramble against the clock to avert a major internal crisis. Amy grows increasingly infuriated with the president’s new advisor, Karen, who is coaching a nervous Catherine on her First Daughter speech to the convention. Back in D.C., Dan recruits Jonah and Richard to pose as influential Washington insiders.</desc>
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    <title>Stunt Driving School - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When a new stunt ramp is installed in the town, all the veggies rush to get their stunt driver's license.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064548 +0000" stop="20260415070922 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off the Rails - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Bob wants a vacation from being the town train conductor, so he has to assign a temporary conductor while he's gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070922 +0000" stop="20260415073256 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy and Jerry's Big Mess - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Jerry's house becomes too cluttered and messy to live in, so the go around town trying to move into other veggies' homes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073256 +0000" stop="20260415075629 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beatbox Bill - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Bacon Bill becomes a musical sensation, but accidentally leaves Larry in the dust of his popularity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062155 +0000" stop="20260415064437 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showdown at Cremation Creek (2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Phantom Limb makes his stunning power play, only Brock can rally The Monarch's forces to mount a defense.  The fate of almost everyone in the Venture universe hangs in the balance as The Sovereign reveals his true identity and guys and stuff explode all over the place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064437 +0000" stop="20260415070818 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadowman 9: In the Cradle of Destiny - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The truths and half-truths about Dr. Venture's past arch nemesis, Dr. Girlfriend and The Monarch, are revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070818 +0000" stop="20260415073103 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doctor Is Sin - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dr. Venture learns that a life without an arch enemy is not fulfilling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073103 +0000" stop="20260415075354 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invisible Hand of Fate - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Billy Quizboy recovers the memories of his former life as a failed TV Quizboy, the loss of his hand and eye in a dogfight, his recruitment into the OSI, and his first mission as a spy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060517 +0000" stop="20260415065033 +0000" channel="C2347.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ragnarok - S05E20</title>
    <desc>A new battle for Kattegat is on and only the gods know who will emerge victorious.</desc>
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    <title>New Beginnings - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Six months after the battle of Kattegat and Bjorn is now the king. As he struggles with the responsibilities of kingship, he finds he can’t rely on his mother, who has other plans. Ivar falls into the hands of Kievan Rus and may have finally met his match. Intrigued by Ivar’s claim to be a god, Oleg decides to put him through a test.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Honor Among Thieves - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Merklynn gives the Crystal of Detection to the Spectral Knights, which works as an alarm warning them of the approach of any foe. Ectar is troubled about this reliance on magic to protect the city and his suspicions are confirmed when Reekon steals the Crystal. Now, the roles of detective and thief reverse, as Ectar decides to steal the Crystal back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062519 +0000" stop="20260415064711 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorcery Squared - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a battle with the Darkling Lords, Cryotek is left accidentally with both his bear totem and Cravex's phylot totem. The dark magic of Cravex's totem makes Cryotek acting evil and causing mischief. The Spectral Knights and Darkling Lords must then form an alliance to save Cryotek and bring things back to normal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064711 +0000" stop="20260415070903 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dawn of the Sun Imps - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In a battle, the Spectral Knights and Darkling Lords uncover the tomb of the Sun Imps. Merklynn orders them to bury the tomb, but it is accidentally opened and the Sun Imps are set loose, and soon cause havoc in both New Valerik and Darkstorm. It's now up to the Spectral Knights and Darkling Lords to re-capture the Sun Imps together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070903 +0000" stop="20260415073055 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Age of Magic Begins (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the three suns of Prysmos align, all technology on the planet stops working. Two main groups are formed: the kingdom of New Valarak under Leoric, and the domain of Darkstorm. The two sides begin looking for something to give them the edge. The wizard Merklynn appears to both sides, and tells them that the Age of Magic has begun again. Those who can successfully reach his shrine will be rewarded with magic powers. Leoric, Darkstorm, and many others attend to his quest, but only 14 manage are successful. Merklynn gives them what was promised.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073055 +0000" stop="20260415075247 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hand of Treachery (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Darkling Lords start eliminating the other Visionaries one by one, so the remaining Visionaries join forces under Leoric's leadership and become the Spectral Knights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062017 +0000" stop="20260415064357 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tailing a Comet - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As the Paladins pursue the comet, they become confused by Lotor's actions. Keith doubts his leadership skills, while Lance ponders his future.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend Begins - S03E07</title>
    <desc>As the team try to decipher Lotor's plan for the comet, Coran gives the Paladins a history lesson about the origins of Voltron and the ongoing war.</desc>
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    <title>Code of Honor - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Keith's divided attentions cause tension withing the team at a time when unity is crucial. The Blades investigate a Galra supply route.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073117 +0000" stop="20260415075457 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Pidge gets information that prompts her to embark on an important solo mission to the far reaches of the universe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063315 +0000" stop="20260415071544 +0000" channel="C2352.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Show/Down (1) - S09E23</title>
    <desc>A notorious gang Walker put away returns for brutal revenge. The gang escapes from prison and targets each Ranger. As his closest friends are marked for death, Walker is torn between catching the killers or helping his wife, who is rushed to the hospital when she goes into labor. Meanwhile, Trivette reunites with an old flame and prepares to get on one knee and ask for her hand in marriage, and questions are finally answered regarding the infamous Hayes Cooper.</desc>
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    <title>The Ring - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mary Ellen buys a purse.  At home she finds there's a pretty amethyst ring inside which she decides to wear at the dance, but she and Erin keep the finding of the ring a secret.</desc>
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    <title>The System - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ben learns the hazards of smoking. John-Boy sticks up for a fellow student who violates Boatwright's honor code during a history exam. There were extenuating circumstances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063000 +0000" stop="20260415071303 +0000" channel="C2355.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Mrs. Frederic is stricken ill, the agents must search for a cure before it's too late. Their quest takes them to Egypt and the long-lost Warehouse 2.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071303 +0000" stop="20260415075619 +0000" channel="C2355.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reset - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The team tries to track down their rogue member, and discover the artifact they have is unexpectedly powerful. Meanwhile, Claudia wonders about her future with the Warehouse team and Pete must choose between Kelly and the mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061910 +0000" stop="20260415064052 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rope-a-Dope - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Marlon sell Pops' boxing memorabilia, but when their dad's feelings are hurt, they try to retrieve the goods from the new owner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064052 +0000" stop="20260415070330 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goop-Hair-It-Is - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Marlon's latest scheme becomes a hair-raising nightmare when they take over the manufacture and marketing of a grooming product called ""Goop, Hair-It-Is."" While Marlon comes up with a concoction that makes his hair look great, Shawn decides to sell the hair goop on an infomercial. They shoot the infomercial live, with Gary Coleman acting as a celebrity spokesperson. While Gary is doing his pitch for ""Goop, Hair-It-Is,"" the chemicals from the product cause his hair to catch fire. Shawn and Marlon's dreams of becoming successful entrepreneurs also go down in flames.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070330 +0000" stop="20260415072613 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Class - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Marlon is flying high when he's mistaken for basketball star John Starkes and scores the athlete's first-class airplane tickets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072613 +0000" stop="20260415074855 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Too Sexy for My Brother - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shawn gets a dressing down from his younger brother when he horns in on Marlon's budding modeling career and winds up getting hired by a top designer.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Five Miles From Yetzer Hara - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Nancy gets promoted and takes on new responsibilities. Silas and Shane both start their new jobs. Doug recruits homeless people in an attempt to legitimize his scam shirty, while Jill breaks some upsetting news to Andy.</desc>
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    <title>Saplings - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Nancy and Silas are approached with a new job opportunity. Shane does something reckless to impress Angela. A dejected Andy offers love advice to Rabbi Dave and his students. Doug tries to keep his fake charity - and restless homeless group - from disbanding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071512 +0000" stop="20260415074330 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Threshold - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Nancy meets Rabbi Dave's friends during an awkward Shabbos dinner. Andy brings home a very special guest to meet the family. Silas prepares for his new business venture. Shane and Angela attempt to retrieve some stolen property. Meanwhile, Doug's homeless group threatens to leave him if he doesn't begin catering to their needs.</desc>
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    <title>Monsters - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Three bizarre stories about monsters: A West Virginia town is terrorized by the ‘mothman’, a seven-foot winged demon with glowing red eyes; in Newfoundland, a fisherman discovers the remains of an unidentified sea creature on a local beach sparking theories of the monsters that lurk in the oceans’ unexplored depths; and, there’s panic in the streets of New Delhi when thousands report being attacked by the ‘monkey man’, a sinister hairy creature with metallic claws!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071424 +0000" stop="20260415075708 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the World - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Three incredible stories that could spell the end of human life on Earth: Decoding ancient Mayan texts, a physicist predicts a huge cataclysm will destroy the world in 2012 and believes the culprit is a deadly super-volcano lurking beneath Yellowstone National Park; a NASA scientist makes an incredible alien discovery and believes a solar storm could destroy the planet; and, one of the world’s greatest minds makes a startling prediction about a sinister robot takeover — man and machine will merge by 2050.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060137 +0000" stop="20260415062643 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bride and Gloom - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Juan asks Vinnie to marry his immigrant cousin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062643 +0000" stop="20260415065148 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbarino's Baby - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Vinnie is forced to deliver a baby in an elevator.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065148 +0000" stop="20260415071656 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goodbye Guy - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mr. Woodman's niece Kelly is babysitting for the Kotters when Juan drops by the apartment. The two abruptly fall in love and decide to move in together, but the romance begins to crumble when it seems that they can't respect one another's interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071656 +0000" stop="20260415074203 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Back, Little Arnold - S04E17</title>
    <desc>To get up his nerve with Mary, Carvelli offers Arnold liquor. He doesn't like the idea at first, but as time goes on, he becomes addicted to drinking; developing a scary and unlikable new personality that only turns Mary away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060511 +0000" stop="20260415064808 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gaza - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Donna Moss, Percy Fitzwallace, Andrea Wyatt and a couple of congressmen are in the Middle East on a fact finding mission when their cars are blown up. President Bartlet considers possible military targets to bomb in retaliation. In flashbacks, we see Donna becoming attracted to British photojournalist Colin Ayres.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064808 +0000" stop="20260415073136 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memorial Day - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Jed weighs his options for responding to the bombing as Israeli and Palestinian forces face off against each other; Josh has an interesting reaction when Colin arrives at the hospital to visit Donna;  Kate and Leo clash over the advice she's giving Jed; Josh assumes a diplomatic role when the Palestinians approach him to initiate settlement discussions; Toby and Charlie prepare a reluctant Jed for throwing out the first ball at Camden Yards; Donna's life is threatened when she develops a pulmonary embolism; Jed reflects on the days prior to his first inauguration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062335 +0000" stop="20260415071334 +0000" channel="C2363.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Well Enough Alone - S04E02</title>
    <desc>I heard a fly buzz when I died.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060158 +0000" stop="20260415062619 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Roger is involved in a car accident that totals his new bike and leads to a lawsuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062619 +0000" stop="20260415065053 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raj Goes to Press - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When his articles are rejected from the school newspaper, an outraged Roger starts an underground paper that lands him in hot water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065053 +0000" stop="20260415071558 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing Personal - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Shirley is hired into a secretarial job for which she is unqualified, but discovers the company only wanted her as a minority token.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071558 +0000" stop="20260415074108 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I'm Elected - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dwayne's father, a candidate for city council, fires his campaign manager, which upsets Dwayne because the man is a longtime family friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060551 +0000" stop="20260415063124 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Savor the Veal (3) - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Angela attempts to adjust to her new life in Iowa, but discovers that she really wants to be back east, working at her agency. The conflict of professional interest threatens to split up Tony and Angela.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063124 +0000" stop="20260415073003 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Single dad Tony Micelli and his street smart young daughter Samantha decide to leave the mean streets of their poor neighbourhood for a chance at a better life in Connecticut.  Tony happens upon a job offer as a live-in housekeeper for wealthy business woman Angela Bower and her young son by means of her flirtatious mother Mona.  He puts his machismo aside and takes the job for the betterment of his daughter and a new "family" is formed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073003 +0000" stop="20260415075405 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Briefless Encounter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Part of settling into his new home has Tony using Angela's personal bathroom and getting an eyeful when she steps out of the tub.  Neither of the two stubborn housemates accept responsibility, and disagree to an extent that Tony's new girlfriend gives him the heave-ho. Mona's advice about role-playing to better understand each other's point of view helps Tony and Angela see that they aren't angry after all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060420 +0000" stop="20260415062522 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jonathan Mangum - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Jonathan Mangum.
Games played: Hollywood Director, Scenes from a Hat, News Flash, Props, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062522 +0000" stop="20260415064628 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey Fatone - S12E08</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedian Jeff Davis and singer Joey Fatone.
Games played: Hollywood Director, Duet, Dubbing, Scenes from a Hat, Helping Hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064628 +0000" stop="20260415070717 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tamera Mowry-Housley - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedian Greg Proops and actress Tamera Mowry-Housley.
Games played: Scenes from a Hat, Song Styles, Themed Restaurant, Props, Helping Hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070717 +0000" stop="20260415072819 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff Davis 5 - S12E10</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Jeff Davis.
Games played: Hollywood Director, Props, Secret, Scenes from a Hat, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072819 +0000" stop="20260415074926 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misty May-Treanor - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedians Brad Sherwood and Jeff Davis, plus Olympic gold medalist Misty May-Treanor.
Games played: Questions, Duet, Moving People, Scenes from a Hat, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061122 +0000" stop="20260415065239 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Woman in Question - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Newly widowed, Rita's elation is short-lived when Catherine questions her innocence in Carlo's death, much to Alma's delight. Dee introduces her parents to Vern at a dinner with multiple shocking revelations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065239 +0000" stop="20260415073910 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder, My Sweet - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As Alma celebrates finally being admitted into the Garden Club, Bertram mourns the loss of the old Alma. Isabel uses her recent discovery to her own advantage and Dee grows suspicious from conflicting information surrounding Mrs. Yost's disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061539 +0000" stop="20260415064205 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uh-Oh Ostrich - S06E15</title>
    <desc>While cruising across the African savanna in the Tortuga, a gust of wind blows a piece of paper out of Aviva's hand and into an ostrich nest. The bros think it's a new secret formula and they spring into action to rescue her work from one of the most protective parents on earth - the ostrich!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064205 +0000" stop="20260415070831 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Creature Tail Fail - S06E16</title>
    <desc>When a stowaway red squirrel accidentally gets loose on the African savanna, the guys activate Cheetah Powers to catch her. Unfortunately, they run into major creature power suit malfunctions. The Tail Match Modulator is broken and producing a mismatched tail with every activation. In their quest to return the red squirrel home to North America, the gang discovers the amazing variety and diverse functions of creature tails along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070831 +0000" stop="20260415073457 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outfoxed - S07E01</title>
    <desc>While in his Squirrel Creature Power Suit, Chris gets caught and carried off by a red fox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061441 +0000" stop="20260415063813 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stick Your Neck Out - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eliza finds a hero in a giraffe who can see distances with his height and warn others of approaching danger. However, to Eliza's dismay, the giraffe leaves the animals for his own needs. Only when Eliza herself is in danger does the giraffe return and realize his selfishness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063813 +0000" stop="20260415070147 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Laughing Matter - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Eliza frees a hyena from captivity, but having never lived in the wild, it doesn't know how to survive. Eliza attempts to teach it, but it seems hopeless--until a wild boar threatens them and the hyena's natural instincts take over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070147 +0000" stop="20260415072520 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chimp Off the Old Block - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Darwin brings Eliza to his chimpanzee compound, and Eliza, who isn't used to the structure of the chimpanzee way of life, puts Darwin in an uncomfortable situation. After a fire starts, Eliza realizes the hierarchy is necessary for jungle survival. In the end, she apologizes for her lack of understanding and the chimp leader lets Darwin off the hook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072520 +0000" stop="20260415074852 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koality and Kuantity - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Thornberrys discover that koalas are missing from their native groves. Eliza decides to unravel the mystery only to discover Kip and Biederman masterminding the evil plot. It is now up to her to stop the culprits from wiping out an entire species!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060200 +0000" stop="20260415065225 +0000" channel="C2370.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of the Deadly Blossom - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Agents West and Gordon report to Admiral Agnow's San Francisco headquarters, only to find him and three officers dead. The agents believe the admiral's death ties in with the recent mysterious sinking of the cruiser Youngstown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065225 +0000" stop="20260415074255 +0000" channel="C2370.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of the Cadre - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Agent James West goes to see Warden Primwick, who releases the condemned murderer, Ralph Kleed, in his presence. But when Kleed blows a whistle, causing the warden to attack West, Jim must discover what's behind Kleed's diabolical plan and stop him before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062029 +0000" stop="20260415064122 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Das Boob - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A deceiving, but flattering, newspaper photo makes Grace look more "endowed" than she really is and gains her the attention of a former high school heartthrob who was never one to keep abreast of her before. Jack is destroyed to learn that Will had a fling with Walter, Jack's ex-boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064122 +0000" stop="20260415070324 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whose Mom is it Anyway? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Grace is jealous when her mother stops match making for her, and instead sets Will up. Jack must convince an INS agent (who he dated once) that he and Rosario are happily married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070324 +0000" stop="20260415072522 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Polk Defeats Truman - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When his work for Harlin takes up all his time, Will drops all his other legal clients; a decision that later comes up to bite. Meanwhile Grace tries to teach Karen how to live on a budget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072522 +0000" stop="20260415074724 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Serve and Disinfect - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An unemployed Will agrees to serve as one of Jack's cater-waiters, until he learns that he'll be catering for American Bar Association.  Grace discovers Karen's darkest secret: she once made a porn video.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061846 +0000" stop="20260415064115 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift (1) - S04E15</title>
    <desc>With an opening in a quartet, Helen wants to try out but her cello is on the bottom of the ocean. She gets a second job to purchase a new cello but things do not go as planned. Lowell, Faye, Roy and Antonio audition for a play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064115 +0000" stop="20260415070344 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift (2) - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Helen gets the quartet role but hates it. However, she doesn't know how to quit without letting Joe and Brian down. Faye, Roy, Antonio and Lowell practice for their awful play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070344 +0000" stop="20260415072614 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love Brian - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Hoping to impress Alex, Brian claims to know Clint Black. Helen and Alex are entertained while they expect Brian's scheme to attend a concert and meet him will backfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072614 +0000" stop="20260415074847 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Alex - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Joe and Brian, in heated competition, pull out all the stops in a transparent attempt to get closer to Alex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060542 +0000" stop="20260415064748 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>OMFG Girl Run! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All the way from Luxembourg, Frisbee Camp, and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064748 +0000" stop="20260415072947 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at First Trip - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mermaids, motivational speakers, and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060654 +0000" stop="20260415070514 +0000" channel="C2374.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straight and True - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Frustrated in his reform efforts, Colvin delivers a message to the next level of corner management.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061953 +0000" stop="20260415064350 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Lovebugs! - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Pets try to reunite a pair of quarreling lovebugs on Valentine's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064350 +0000" stop="20260415070747 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Skunk Rocker! - S03E18</title>
    <desc>A Skunk Rocker asks the Pets to help him find a band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070747 +0000" stop="20260415073144 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help the Easter Bunny! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The pets help Ollie fill in when the Easter Bunny is sick with a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073144 +0000" stop="20260415075555 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How It All Began - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Linny tells Tuck, Ming-Ming and Ollie the story of how the Wonder Pets first got started.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061419 +0000" stop="20260415063534 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In today's Ye Olde Wonder Showzen, the gang celebrates the idyllic good old days of America, when slavery and rape was more than a gleam in ye eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063534 +0000" stop="20260415065647 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Science - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Wordsworth is afraid to fight his fear, Chauncey and Him have a climb into his brain and change his mind from a boy into a man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065647 +0000" stop="20260415071801 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cooperation - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Wonder Showzen is so broke the gang buys a bootleg rip off and decide to show that instead.  Naturally, this results in war, and a compromise of apocalyptic dimensions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071801 +0000" stop="20260415073931 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mathematics - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Attention: Due to the results of a recent network test marketing session, Wonder Showzen has been slightly retooled.

Today's Wonder Showzen has been replaced by a full episode of Horse Apples!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063133 +0000" stop="20260415071919 +0000" channel="C2379.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Starships Are Coming - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A hoax has everyone, including Wonder Woman, believing that Earth is being threatened by hostile aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061449 +0000" stop="20260415063545 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wayne on Wheels - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin wants to get to the mall to see a girl he can't stop thinking about, but the only way he can is by begging his brother to drive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063545 +0000" stop="20260415065639 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom Wars - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kevin thinks his mother is being over-protective when she tries to stop him from playing tackle football after school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065639 +0000" stop="20260415071731 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Spot - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin, Paul and Winnie become involved in a production of ""Our Town."" Trouble begins when Winnie gets stage fright. Kevin thinks he's set because all he has to do is operate the spotlight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071731 +0000" stop="20260415073829 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Man Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Kevin and Paul get on each other's nerves, they try to become best friends with two other boys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073829 +0000" stop="20260415075927 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Family Car - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When the Arnolds family car breaks down and Jack can not fix it, Kevin hopes that his father will buy something more fancy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060202 +0000" stop="20260415062303 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meth Head Actor - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Adam, Blake and Ders decide to attend a Narcotics Anonymous meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062303 +0000" stop="20260415064404 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Cat - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Blake and Jillian adopt a cat but things take an unexpected turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064404 +0000" stop="20260415070504 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death of a Salesdude - S06E04</title>
    <desc>TelAmeriCorp starts to sell female-friendly products and the women of the office take over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070504 +0000" stop="20260415072607 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Catfishing - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Adam and Ders plan a 4/20 party, but Blake’s new girlfriend harshes their buzz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072607 +0000" stop="20260415074737 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Viral - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The guys go on a quest for social-media stardom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061754 +0000" stop="20260415063932 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No One's Coming - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Between Mike troubles, a Tru Air PR crisis and a birthday dinner with less-than-delightful in-laws, Kate’s plate is FULL. A misstep from Alice puts Anne’s book in jeopardy, while Jenny goes on the warpath for equal pay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063932 +0000" stop="20260415070142 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Lure a Squirrel - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Kate and Nathan struggle with their new living arrangement. Frankie and Juniper take their investigation of Sean too far. Anne looks at her relationship with Alice in a new light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070142 +0000" stop="20260415072440 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lice - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A lice outbreak at camp becomes everyone's worst nightmare. Kate's interview soon proves somewhat uncomfortable. Anne quarantines her house while Frankie tries to sell a home under false pretences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072440 +0000" stop="20260415074739 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Reputation - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Kate finds herself in the middle of a PR crisis for her new client Après, while Anne is inspired by a new book idea and Frankie and Bianca discover the truth about Sean.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Distant War (September 1939 – May 1940) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In Eastern Europe, the full force of the Nazi machine rolls on. In Britain, an uneasy calm settles on the nation. It is the "phony" war, with the sound of distant guns thundering ominously on the horizon…</desc>
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    <title>Worzel the Brave - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mrs Bloomsbury - Barton has sold her hall to a Colonel Bloodstock who is bringing all his belongings into the village via Rail. Also traveling by rail is a package for Mr. Shepherd, Aunt Sally. Unfortunately Aunt Sally gets taken up to the hall with the Colonel’s furniture and, when she arrives manages to convince him that she is a maid and that she comes along with the Hall. She does not however reach the Hall unobserved. From a field Worzel sees everything and decides to go up to the Hall to visit her. When Worzel arrives though he gets a less than warm reception, in fact he is thrown out of the Hall by Aunt Sally and finally seen off the premises courtesy of Colonel Bloodstock and his shotgun. Worzel realizes the only way he can rescue Aunt Sally is to go and see the Crowman and ask him for a ‘brave head’.</desc>
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    <title>Worzel's Wager - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Worzel has a dead cert racing tip courtesy of his Robin so, as he is desperate for five pounds, he decides to place a bet. Unfortunately though before he has a chance he’s thrown out of the betting shop when it emerges he has no money. Meanwhile the rest of the village, including Harry, are gearing up for the annual dog race. Worzel however is still no nearer to fathoming out a way to make his five pounds so he decides to take a nap in a field and, as if things weren’t bad enough, he gets caught up in a combined harvester. As usual thought the Crowman is on hand to put him back together. Once repaired the Crowman gives Worzel a task, to look after his dog, Ratter, for him whilst he goes to fix another Scarecrow, ‘Scratty Swedehead’. As soon as the Crowman leaves Worzel has an idea. To enter Ratter in the local Dog Race.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Dafthead - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sue and John go up to Ten - Acre field to give Worzel a present, a bowl of Black Forest Gateaux mix but, when they arrive, they find a different Scarecrow at Worzel’s post, Dafthead. It turns out that Dafthead has put a bucket on Worzel’s head, tied him up and then dumped him in his barn before stealing his post. Sue and John free Worzel and the trio head up to Ten - Acre to confront Dafthead. When they arrive Dafthead is still eating the cake mix so Worzel tries to outsmart him. Unfortunately Dafthead, who has all of Worzel’s heads rolled into one, is too clever so Worzel decides to go and see the Crowman to see if he has any ideas.</desc>
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    <title>Captain Worzel - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Mr Shepherd is purposefully taking Aunt Sally on a canal boat holiday through West Chester in order to see a museum owner, Mr. Pursglove, who he believes wishes to purchase Aunt Sally. However before he can leave Worzel spies Aunt Sally in the back of his car and decides to jump in and stow away with them. At the boatyard Worzel gets out of the car to explore and ends up seeing a face he recognizes, Saucy Nancy. Worzel climbs aboard her boat but, unfortunately it’s the same boat Mr Shepherd has hired and so both of them are there when Aunt Sally gets aboard and, of course, a fight ensues.</desc>
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    <title>Three Words - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Mulder's request for reassignment to the X-Files is denied by Kersh, who hopes that he will simply quit the FBI. When a census worker is killed on the White House lawn trying to get information to the President, Mulder gets in over his head trying to discover what the man knew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071521 +0000" stop="20260415080006 +0000" channel="C2386.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empedocles - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Special Agent Reyes enlists Mulder's help in investigating a supernatural killer's connection to the unsolved murder of Doggett's son.</desc>
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    <title>Family Ties - S04E17</title>
    <desc>High Evolutionary captures Quicksilver, Beast, Wolverine and Scarlet Witch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064011 +0000" stop="20260415070058 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phalanx Covenant (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The X-Men are attacked by the Phalanx, a race of techno-organic aliens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070058 +0000" stop="20260415072151 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phalanx Covenant (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The X-Men are attacked by the Phalanx.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072151 +0000" stop="20260415074237 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Deal with the Devil - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Omega Red, sworn enemy of Wolverine, is thawed and sent into the ocean.</desc>
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    <title>Blood the Boy - S02E06</title>
    <desc>John prepares to partner with a former pair of foes. Jamie makes a drastic move to protect the ranch. Jimmy takes a shot at a bull riding competition.</desc>
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    <title>School - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Songs: "First Day of School", "At School (Here With All My Friends)", "Time For Show And Tell"

Jingle: "What Story Do You Want To Hear?" by Dr. Dog

Mark's Magic Pictures: Crayon

Funny Face: Chin Stroke

Storytime: "Seymour the Skateboard"

Cool Tricks: Matthew on a pogo stick</desc>
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    <title>Fairytale - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Songs: "A Better Day", "Magic Beans", "A Magic Place", "I'm So Sorry"

Jingle: "Golden Goose Fairy Tale" by The Submarines

DJ Lance Dance: "Climb the Beanstalk"

Knock-Knock Joke of the Day: "Banana"

Note: "A Better Day" is credited as Performed by See Spot and Composed by Andrew Fackrell.</desc>
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    <title>Adventure - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Songs: "Adventure", "Through The Jungle", "Climb Up and Up"

Jingle: "Imagination Adventure" by Sunbears

Mark's Magic Pictures: Helicopter

Numbers: "Safari Adventure"

Storytime: "Pookie's Adventure"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072516 +0000" stop="20260415074816 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Songs: "We're Going Camping", "Story Song", "Flying In Nature"

Jingle: "The Great Outdoors" by The Decemberists

Biz's Beat of the Day

Knock-Knock Joke of the Day: "Leaf"

Storytime: "Ruby, Harper, Clyde"

Numbers: Leaf Freq</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060647 +0000" stop="20260415061403 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stout Trout - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Yogi tries to demonstrate how bears catch fish. Unfortunately for Yogi the fish he is trying to catch is Wylie Willie, the smartest trout around.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061403 +0000" stop="20260415062108 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Buzzin' Bear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Yogi climbs inside a helicopter after one of the rangers lands nearby. He accidentally starts flying and the rangers have to try and talk him down over the radio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062108 +0000" stop="20260415062813 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runaway Bear - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Colonel Packingham P. Putney has almost everything a man could want including the world's largest collection of hunting trophies. The one thing he is missing is the perfect bear head. Yogi "the world's greatest skating bear" just happens to be nearby and escaping from the circus. Yogi is looking for a place to hide and unfortunately picks the Colonel's house as his hiding spot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062813 +0000" stop="20260415063530 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be My Guest Pest - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Yogi is upset with some of his fellow bears that have become a hammy group of camera hogs. That is until a camper named Newton becomes interested in taking his picture. Newton invites Yogi to stop in and visit him in New York City. Yogi takes him up on the offer but when he arrives find he must hide from Newton's wife because she doesn't like visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063530 +0000" stop="20260415064235 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck in Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Yakky Duck gets shot by a hunter and Yogi tries to help him get away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064235 +0000" stop="20260415064948 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bear on a Picnic - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A family arrives at Jellystone Park for a picnic. Yogi tries to sneak up and steal some food only to be caught by Ranger Smith. Yogi moves in again when the ranger leaves and discovers lots of food and an escaping baby. The couple won't listen to Yogi so he takes it upon himself to watch out for the youngster who thinks every dangerous animal is a kitty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064948 +0000" stop="20260415065653 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prize Fight Fright - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Boo Boo wakes up Yogi to tell him the World's Champion is in Jellystone to prepare for his next fight. Yogi wants to be a sparring partner since they are offering good pay and free meals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065653 +0000" stop="20260415070358 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brainy Bear - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Yogi tries to beg food from a camper that turns out to be Professor Dingaling, a mad scientist who is experimenting in transposing brains from one animal to another. Professor Dingaling switches Yogi's brain with a chicken. Will Boo Boo and Ranger Smith be able to return Yogi to normal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070358 +0000" stop="20260415071103 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin Hood Yogi - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Yogi dresses up like Robin Hood and Little John so they can steal food from the rich (the tourists) and give it to the poor (themselves).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071103 +0000" stop="20260415071809 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daffy Daddy - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Yogi plays cowboy with a young tourist who is being ignored by his mom and dad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071809 +0000" stop="20260415072514 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooter Looter - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Yogi is trying to fulfill his dream of renting a scooter and going for a ride. The rental agent insists that they do not rent to bears. While sitting on a scooter to see what it's like the scooter starts and Yogi is off and running. He not only doesn't know how he started it, he doesn't know how to stop it either.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072514 +0000" stop="20260415073214 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Go Peek - S01E22</title>
    <desc>An escaped circus elephant decides to try and hide in Jellystone Park. He asks Yogi to hide him from the cruel circus guards that are trying to catch him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073214 +0000" stop="20260415073931 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Biz Bear - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Yogi discovers a TV movie called The Bear From Outer Space is being filmed in Jellystone Park. The actor playing the bear quits and Yogi is tabbed to fill his spot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073931 +0000" stop="20260415074647 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lullabye-Bye Bear - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Yogi tries to pass up on hibernation and stay awake all winter to see what he has been missing out on.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074647 +0000" stop="20260415075404 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bare Face Bear - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A bandit escapes with a million dollars in jewels and uses a little bear disguise to hide from the law, and he tricks Yogi helping him hide. Yogi thinks that he's rescuing a fellow bear from a sheriff and his wacky dog. The escaped gangster thought that he would blend in with the Jellystone bears, but the poor guy would have been better off in prison after what Yogi puts him through!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060308 +0000" stop="20260415062554 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Impression - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Reach is back, terrorizing small-town America -- unless the Outsiders can put a stop to it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062554 +0000" stop="20260415064811 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Early Warning - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Project Rutabaga threatens to create an international crisis for the Outsiders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064811 +0000" stop="20260415071143 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elder Wisdom - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The Outsiders face Lex Luthor's machinations, but Lex is not the only one trying to manipulate them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071143 +0000" stop="20260415073548 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet Conversations - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Victor Stone reaches a crisis point -- but he's not the only one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073548 +0000" stop="20260415075907 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown Factors - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Dick Grayson and Jefferson go after Gretchen Goode -- and they encounter the ominous Overlord.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060216 +0000" stop="20260415062130 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible. Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie. Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062130 +0000" stop="20260415064119 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university. Also, Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064119 +0000" stop="20260415070045 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements. Meemaw opens a gambling room.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070045 +0000" stop="20260415072051 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Sheldon and Dr. Linkletter struggle to solve an equation. Georgie has a solution for Meemaw’s business woes. George Sr. gives advice on Missy’s love life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072051 +0000" stop="20260415074105 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Missy asks some uncomfortable questions at church. Meemaw and Georgie go into business together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062114 +0000" stop="20260415064144 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets &amp; Liza - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Empirical welcomes its biggest author and Liza tries to convince Thad to tell Kelsey the truth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064144 +0000" stop="20260415070245 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Weddings &amp; A Funeral - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Tragedy strikes and Liza wonders if she should end her 26-year-old life forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070245 +0000" stop="20260415072543 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Kiss is Just a Kiss - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Liza sends Caitlin off to college and weighs her feelings for Josh and Charles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072543 +0000" stop="20260415074735 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Marshmallow Experiment - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Liza’s identity is threatened by Thad’s laptop and Kelsey. Also: a Silicon Valley billionaire makes an investment in Empirical.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062814 +0000" stop="20260415072614 +0000" channel="C2396.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Three - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michael continues to use his power to obscure details of the accident as crime lord Jimmy Baxter and his wife Gina plot their revenge. Things aren’t adding up for Lt. Nancy Costello in her investigation. Bad advice leads Kofi to make a bold move. Gina strikes a deal for her son Carlo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061126 +0000" stop="20260415063507 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seiryu, the Blue Dragon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Two of the four Saint Beasts are dead -- or so Yusuke and his team believe! But in the chamber of Seiryu, a Beast who can trap his enemies in ice, an unexpected guest arrives. How can two Beasts in one room be stopped? And why is Hiei, a cold-hearted rogue, suddenly beset with emotion?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063507 +0000" stop="20260415065849 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suzaku, Leader of the Beasts - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei rush into the next part of the castle as they reach the final chamber where Suzaku awaits. Unknown to them Suzaku's master plan is being made - to capture Keiko. Meanwhile at the human world Keiko runs for her life as she is being chased by humans possessed by the mind-controlling insects. She runs into a corner and someone pulls him beneath.. It's Botan! Botan calls Yusuke and tells him the situation and Suzaku's plan to capture Keiko.. but their conversation is rudely interrupted by the possessed people and together they run to an exit. On the other hand Yusuke and the gang are stopped by hundreds of zombies, but then Hiei thinks of a plan, and Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei worked together and formed a bridge for Yusuke to jump into the nearby entrance to the final chamber. They successfully accomplish the job, and Yusuke runs off to face Suzaku one-on-one as the three finish off the zombies.
Yusuke confronts the leader of the sacred demons - Suzaku, who</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065849 +0000" stop="20260415072230 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Ways to Die - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Suzaku goes down off Yusuke's sneak attack, but remains unharmed. Again Yusuke charges, this time with more intensity, but Suzaku still blocks all of his attacks, however Yusuke manages to sneak in and nails a punch, and Suzaku loses possession of the flute. Yusuke rushes to the flute but Suzaku uses his teleportation and gets the flute back. Now he is definitely furious.
Botan and Keiko meanwhile continue to run from the possessed people that chases them, and they are forced to fight when cornered. On the other hand Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei continue to fight off the zombies, but it seems like they are totally outnumbered as more and more of them continue to appear.. Kuwabara decides to use his spirit sword to jump up the entrance Yusuke went in earlier.. but fell short and smashes his face into the stone wall (ouch).. guess he didn't realize that there's an easier way by simply entering the main entrance from beneath as Hiei and Kurama did.. :)
Suzaku then uses another one of his tec</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072230 +0000" stop="20260415074611 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yusuke's Sacrifice - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Suzaku releases another lightning fist attack, but Yusuke was up to the task as he himself unleashes his full power and he blasts Suzaku with his devastating spirit shotgun! Suzaku goes down and Yusuke has finally beaten him. However he has used up his own strength and he goes down too.
Keiko and Botan continue to run from the possessed people that are chasing them when suddenly Botan gets whacked hard from a sneak attack and she passes out. Keiko goes to her aid, but now they are trapped and have nowhere to go. Yusuke sees this from Suzaku's wide screen and decides to grab the flute and destroy it. He doesn't have much strength so he crawls towards the flute when suddenly Suzaku's bird (the one that flies with Suzaku all the time and taunting Yusuke) knocks the flute far off. Yusuke threatens the bird with a rei gun pose, scaring it, and he goes again to grab the flute when suddenly Suzaku steps on his hand.. he's still alive!
Suzaku grabs the spirit of the other Suzaku clones he earl</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060005 +0000" stop="20260415064227 +0000" channel="C2398.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warren's Wedding - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Shaken by the death of one of the team, something snaps in Murphy, and Warren is unable to stop him and the others from committing an atrocity as misplaced revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064227 +0000" stop="20260415072500 +0000" channel="C2398.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis of Faith - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Warren and the others encounter a mysterious stranger who they think is a grave robber, but they're something much more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060132 +0000" stop="20260415062930 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pets - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Chris and Martin find a bunch of pets at Animal Junction. They all belong to Jackie and her animal helpers. Zoboomafoo learns how to take care of ducklings, goldfish, a rabbit, puppies, kittens, a crab, and even a calf. We also learn that all pets need lots of love. Zoboo also learns which animals should be pets and which ones should be ""free and in the wild"".
DUCK! While the guys are taking care of their pets, Jackie and the helpers take a raccoon back to his home.
TO THE CLOSET! Jackie shows up at Animal Junction to help the guys take the pets back to their owners.
CREATURE QUESTION: What creature uses Zoboo's hand as the spot to ""go""? As Martin says, ""You told her to go poop wherever she wants"". Ooops, false alarm, it's only pee!!! Funny guys!
Written by Anna Bourque   Directed by Steve Wright</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062930 +0000" stop="20260415065727 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's In the Egg? - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Rhode Island Red chicks hatch at Animal Junction, but Zoboo, Martin and Chris don't have any idea what's inside a strange egg they find in the nest. The guys are surprised to discover it's a baby alligator, which they take home to mom. Jackie and the Animal Helpers protect salmon eggs so tiny and delicate they can easily break if the water around them is disturbed by making sure people cross the stream away from the salmon eggs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065727 +0000" stop="20260415072522 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nose Knows - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Toothbrush, the baby elephant finds Martin and Chris Kratt, roaming about in a cave where bats live. Since Toothbrush has been separated from her family, the Kratt brothers aide her in searching for them. This way, she will be reunited with them again. A garder snake is spotted, when Jackie was cutting the grass. The snake likes being in dark areas, so she doesn't mow down, part of the grass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072522 +0000" stop="20260415075319 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye Spy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After admiring the camouflaged coats and amazing night vision of two visiting black jaguar cubs, Martin and Chris build a pair of ""Eye-Spy goggles""â€”a contraption that lets them see the world as various animals do. Jackie replants the evergreen that was her Christmas tree and decorates it with apples and popcorn for the birds.</desc>
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    <title>Haunted House - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Every Halloween at PCA, the secondary makes a haunted house for the lower school. This year, Logan is in charge. He promises everybody that the haunted house will not just make them scream but it will make them cry. But when Dustin and his roommate, Jack, get "lost" in the haunted house, Logan starts to get scared and starts to wonder where Dustin and his roommate have gone. Michael gets chased all over PCA by some French tourists who think he is ill, and Nicole gets a case of mistaken identity when she chases Mark. Lola did not appear in this episode.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Girl - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dustin's new girlfriend, Trisha Kirby (Jennette McCurdy), turns out to be a very naughty girl. Zoey sends Chase to persuade Tricia to stop going out with Dustin and go for someone older. She gets the wrong idea and Trisha and Chase are boyfriend and girlfriend. Oops. so Chase and Zoey pretend to be girlfriend and boyfriend . Meanwhile, Michael tells Logan about his crush on Lola and end up getting sprayed by a skunk.</desc>
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    <title>Broadcast Views - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Chase and Michael start an online show, The Chase &amp; Michael Show. Zoey and Logan have their own segment on it called "He Says, She Says" and it all goes wrong when all the boys and girls begin fighting, so Dean Rivers cancels their show. Meanwhile, Nicole is depressed because she is failing Algebra because of cute boys, so Quinn and Lola try to fix her problem by using a hypnotis technique.</desc>
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    <title>Girls Will Be Boys - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The girls can no longer relax on the boy's dorm roof, thanks to Logan. To solve this problem, they must prove that boys can act the same with girls around. So, they transform Lola into 'Steve' and Steve goes to live with Chase and Logan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061416 +0000" stop="20260415063623 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Circuit, Long Wait - S01E60</title>
    <desc>The Lightning League visits a planet which harbors the greatest computer ever built, hoping its terminals hold information on Audric's whereabouts. The computer, Logos, keeps switching back Audric forth between helping and fighting Jayce.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063623 +0000" stop="20260415065829 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time and Time Again - S01E61</title>
    <desc>A tussle with a comet hurls the Pride and crew twenty-five years back in time to Jayce's home planet. They search and find Audric when he was a student. Jayce tells him he is his son and after much hesitation, Audric almost believes him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065829 +0000" stop="20260415072036 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Source - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Saw Boss and Monster Minds are blocking sunlight to a planet making it too cold for that planet's defensive humruns (large bugs) to be capable of fighting and eating the Monster Mind vines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072036 +0000" stop="20260415074244 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Raid - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Jal Rorda, Audric's loyal friend, is tricked and captured by Saw Boss where the evil scientist, Dr. Zorg, is zapping him with the mindsifter to discover Audric's whereabouts. Jayce defies Saw Boss and goes to the planet Nar to rescue Jal Gorda.</desc>
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    <title>Half-Fare Hare - S1956E19</title>
    <desc>Bugs shares a train with two hobos who are eager to eat him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061006 +0000" stop="20260415061638 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slick Chick - S1962E09</title>
    <desc>Foghorn Leghorn makes the mistake of volunteering to mind Widow Hen's mischievous son while she's away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061638 +0000" stop="20260415062358 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scent-imental Over You - S1947E04</title>
    <desc>Jealous of all the high-class dogs in their fine coats, a little Mexican hairless pooch borrows one, not realizing it's a skunk's pelt. Once she has it on, she finds everyone fleeing from her, except for the amorous Pepe Le Pew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062358 +0000" stop="20260415063033 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catty Cornered - S1953E27</title>
    <desc>Rocky the gangster kidnaps Tweety Bird for a million dollar ransom and holes up in an abandoned city building. Sylvester Cat in an alley below hears Tweety's sad cries and decides to rescue him - for his lunch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063033 +0000" stop="20260415063652 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pullet Surprise - S1997E02</title>
    <desc>Foghorn Leghorn catches Pete Puma trying to steal a chicken, and convinces Pete he wants all sorts of strange breeds of imaginary chickens such as the Mongolian Disappearing Chicken, and Irish Wrestling Chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063652 +0000" stop="20260415065911 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newspaper Thief - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Daffy discovers his newspaper is missing, he accuses the neighbors of stealing it and sets out to catch "the thief" by setting an elaborate trap during Bugs' dinner party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065911 +0000" stop="20260415070550 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupor Duck - S1956E16</title>
    <desc>Daffy Duck is a mild-mannered reporter with a secret identity in this parody of the "Superman" serials. Daffy, however, is his usual inept, overweening self, ramming into buildings and rescuing submarines and trains from a non-existant menace, a villain whose voice he heard on his editor's television program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070550 +0000" stop="20260415071213 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Message to Gracias - S1964E02</title>
    <desc>Sylvester Cat has caught and eaten every messenger the Mexican revolutionary mice send to General Gracias. So, Speedy Gonzales is summoned to outwit and outrun Sylvester and reach the General with an important message, which turns out to be a birthday greeting!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071213 +0000" stop="20260415071910 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurdy-Gurdy Hare - S1950E02</title>
    <desc>Bugs tries to make money by first renting a hurdy-gurdy monkey music stand and having the monkey go into people's windows and recieve the paid coins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071910 +0000" stop="20260415072556 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Plane Beep - S1965E17</title>
    <desc>Wile E. Coyote builds a World War I bi-plane to chase the Road Runner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072556 +0000" stop="20260415073212 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weasel While You Work - S1958E14</title>
    <desc>Foghorn Leghorn and the barnyard dog both try teaming up with Willy the Weasel to get revenge on one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073212 +0000" stop="20260415073820 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bonanza Bunny - S1959E17</title>
    <desc>Bugs fights with Blacque Jacque Shellacque over Klondike gold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073820 +0000" stop="20260415074438 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Million Hare - S1963E04</title>
    <desc>Daffy Duck watching TV, at Bugs house, sees that they have been selected to compete on a game show called Beat Your Buddy. The first contestant to get to the TV studio wins a million bucks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074438 +0000" stop="20260415075258 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare Tonic - S1945E17</title>
    <desc>Bugs Bunny tricks Elmer Fudd into believing his house has been quarantined for something called "rabbititus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075258 +0000" stop="20260415075918 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honey's Money - S1962E11</title>
    <desc>Yosemite Sam marries a widow for her money, and once the honeymoon is over, the woman reveals her real bossy, loud mouthed ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061331 +0000" stop="20260415063559 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Adaptoid - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Avengers are out-gunned by the high-tech, power-mimicking Super-Adaptoid, and Captain America is the last man standing against the ultimate artificial intelligence!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063559 +0000" stop="20260415065826 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyperion - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hyperion arrives to save the Earth but his methods become too extreme and the Avengers must stand up to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065826 +0000" stop="20260415072054 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molecule Kid - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye and Black Widow take on a covert S.H.I.E.L.D. mission to bring in the son of a super-villain, but when he is revealed to have a world-bending weapon, they realize keeping their mission a secret may be a fatal mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072054 +0000" stop="20260415074322 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depth Charge - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Attuma tries to sink Manhattan, Hulk is forced to prove his strength or perish trying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061043 +0000" stop="20260415070047 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dex tries to run his prey to ground, Nadeem's conscience kicks in, and Fisk looks to recover a gift from Vanessa seized during his incarceration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070047 +0000" stop="20260415075621 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Shot - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Fisk's long-awaited reunion doesn't go as planned. Nelson and Murdock take on a new client who holds key information on Fisk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060514 +0000" stop="20260415062721 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With a Little Help From My Friends - S03E23</title>
    <desc>As the Guardians prepare to take the fight to The Serpent, they Bifrost around the galaxy to gather reinforcements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062721 +0000" stop="20260415064928 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Stuff is Hard to Do - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The Guardians and their friends search for the fragments of Dragonfang, a legendary weapon that will finally be able to defeat The Serpent forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064928 +0000" stop="20260415071135 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer Queen - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The Guardians, Loki and Iron Man travel to the castle of the evil Hela to ask her help in fighting The Serpent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071135 +0000" stop="20260415073343 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just One Victory - S03E26</title>
    <desc>With the Nova Corps defeated and the fate of the entire universe in jeopardy, the Guardians must turn to an unlikely ally to stop The Serpent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073343 +0000" stop="20260415075550 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Knowhere - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The newly-christened Guardians of the Galaxy come into possession of a dangerous artifact that has Thanos’ new lieutenant, Korath, after them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062547 +0000" stop="20260415071001 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fatal Approach (KLM Cityhopper Flight 433) - S19E04</title>
    <desc>En route from Amsterdam to Cardiff, Wales, the crew of KLM Cityhopper Flight 433 report an engine problem and head back to the airport. But just as they're about to touch down, the dual turboprop banks sharply to the right, the wing grazes the ground, and the aircraft crashes and breaks apart on a field next to the runway. Of the 24 people on board, two passengers and the captain are dead. And when investigators from the Dutch Safety Board pore over the evidence, they determine that a minor circuitry problem sparked a cascading series of fatal errors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071001 +0000" stop="20260415075405 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Pitch (Fine Air Flight 101) - S19E05</title>
    <desc>En route to the Dominican Republic with more than 87,000 pounds of denim, Fine Air Cargo Flight 101 takes off from Miami. But just moments later, the plane crashes to the ground, careens across a freeway, and plows into a building. Hundreds of bystanders witness the carnage, and though investigators are determined to figure out what happened, it will take an anonymous tip to break the case wide open.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062346 +0000" stop="20260415071401 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Widow - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Alex Cresnic and his partner Walters have bought out an entire nation's heroin crop and are smuggling it into Marseilles for a sale - the IMF needs to put them out of business. Barney and Jim fake an elevator crash and "blind" Walters. In the hospital, Rollins impersonates Cresnic's voice and gives Walters specific instructions. Meanwhile, Cresnic believes Walters to be dead and meets Walters' widow, played by Cinnamon. She blackmails Cresnic into taking her on as his new partner, and then leads him to a rival competitor, played by Rollin. Jim is the chemist in the set-up, and Cresnic "kills" Willy and takes Jim to work for him. Jim has a jacket that lets him switch Cresnic's heroin for powdered milk. Cresnic makes the sale but the IMF has put an opening in the bottom of his desk where he stores the money. Rollin breaks in and tells the buyers to check their merchandise, after setting up Walters to go to the basement and check the money. The buyers discover the heroin is fake, and they</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063753 +0000" stop="20260415072307 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Meets the Demon Digger - S01E15</title>
    <desc>While climbing a mountain, the pilgrims discover a man who's been digging a tunnel through the mountain for the past twenty-two years, to provide an easier route for travellers. Ever-helpful Tripitaka tells his reluctant disciples that they must all stay and help dig the tunnel until it's finished. When Monkey uses his magic to help speed things up, Tripitaka is furious and dismisses him. Without Monkey around, the pilgrims fall into grave danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062101 +0000" stop="20260415064850 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Skeleton - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Poppy grapples with a discovery as Ian tries to help in his own unique way. Dana runs into unexpected competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064850 +0000" stop="20260415071309 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fish and the Whale - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Dana’s plans for a new game are threatened by her ties to MQ, Brad devises a long con to help her. Jo throws Poppy a party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071309 +0000" stop="20260415074207 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Room Where It Happens - S04E07</title>
    <desc>David and Rachel face scrutiny over Playpen. Dana makes a difficult decision. Ian’s attempt to help Poppy doesn’t go as planned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062427 +0000" stop="20260415074758 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Man Out - S16E05</title>
    <desc>Three women attempt to survive 21 days in Zambia. But when their fourth partner arrives unexpectedly, the all-female dynamic is shattered.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061931 +0000" stop="20260415070132 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Moon Bugs - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Apollo 12 astronauts bring back something alive from the moon and NASA track an asteroid heading towards Earth but make a shocking discovery: it’s not an asteroid, but an object that’s artificial in nature.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070132 +0000" stop="20260415074333 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Ice Creatures - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Neil Armstrong goes into an unexplained spin. He needs to figure out what’s causing it, or he faces certain death. An Apollo 17 photo seems to show a military outpost on the Moon &amp;  could there be alien life swimming in the oceans of Jupiter’s moons?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061815 +0000" stop="20260415063915 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Nathan tries to get press for a taxi company; defending a hot dog stand's reputation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063915 +0000" stop="20260415070016 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Company / Movie Theatre - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Nathan shows a toy company how to market to children; a movie theater instates a no-sharing policy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070016 +0000" stop="20260415072116 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Electronics Store - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Nathan tries to help a struggling electronics store, and faces off against a large corporation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072116 +0000" stop="20260415074217 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horseback Riding / Man Zone - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Nathan comes up with a way for a ranch to accommodate overweight riders; a women's boutique attempts to appease male customers;  Nathan may have committed a hate crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060358 +0000" stop="20260415062541 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Jess races to make alterations to Cece’s bridal dress, while Schmidt tries to keep his “wedding workshop” a secret at work, and Nick struggles to ask Reagan to be his date to the nuptials. Meanwhile, Winston and Aly try to keep their relationship on the down-low at work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062541 +0000" stop="20260415064724 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return To Sender - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Jess meets Sam’s female best friend, Diane. Meanwhile, Nick is worried Gavin will disappoint Schmidt again and Winston is offended by a reaction to a birthday gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064724 +0000" stop="20260415070907 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Eve - S05E21</title>
    <desc>On the night before the wedding, Nick and Winston try to help Schmidt re-write his vows and Jess, thinking that Sam is going to propose to her, rallies the gang into playing True American to avoid giving him an answer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070907 +0000" stop="20260415073120 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landing Gear - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Schmidt makes a last ditch effort to convince Cece’s mom to come to their wedding, but in doing so, he might miss the special day himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073120 +0000" stop="20260415075306 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Hunt - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Jess tries anything and everything to get her mind off of Nick, who returns from his summer in New Orleans sooner than anticipated. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Cece struggle in the search for their first home and Winston deals with having a long-distance relationship with Aly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060010 +0000" stop="20260415062111 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quincy &amp; Tevin Campbell - S19E04</title>
    <desc>Quincy reps the New School crew in an R&amp;B battle against singer and Old School captain Tevin Campbell in R&amp;Beef, Sex, Flix &amp; Chill, Kick 'Em Out the Classroom and Wildstyle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062111 +0000" stop="20260415064209 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle Of Sexes - Nelly / Angela Simmons / Jermaine Dupri - S19E05</title>
    <desc>Ladies Captain Angela Simmons and Fellas Captain Nelly go head-to-head in a Battle of the Sexes with games of Let Me Holla, Talking Spit, Kick 'Em Out the Classroom and more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064209 +0000" stop="20260415070308 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Waheed / Girll Codee - S19E06</title>
    <desc>Musical guests Girll Codee and comedian Adam Waheed lead the New School in games of What You Call That?, Let Me Holla, Kick 'Em Out the Classroom and Wildstyle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070308 +0000" stop="20260415072409 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kai Cenat / Vedo - S19E07</title>
    <desc>New School captain and R&amp;B singer Vedo joins forces with YouTuber Kai Cenat to take on Nick's Team Old School in games of Alphabet Train, Sex,Flix &amp; Chill, R&amp;Beef and Wildstyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072409 +0000" stop="20260415074510 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armani White / Ms.Pat - S19E08</title>
    <desc>Ms. Pat and Armani White take turns helping their teams roast each other in lively rounds of Turn Up for What, Thanks for Nothing, Kick 'Em Out the Classroom and more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061030 +0000" stop="20260415063613 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misaki, to Miyabigaoka High School - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Given three days to decide, Misaki is torn whether to accept the Miyabigaoka scholarship or to stay at Seika. When she finally goes to Miyabigaoka to give her answer, Sakura and Shizuko are worried since Seika High wouldn't be what it is today without Misaki. Even though they want the best for Misaki, they manage to rally the Student Council and her fans to head for Miyabigaoka and convince her not to transfer. At the Miyabigaoka student council room, Misaki is about to give Tora her reply when one of his classmates "accidentally" spilled the drinks he was serving on her uniform, forcing Misaki to clean herself in their shower room. But when she tries to find her uniform, she learns it has been taken to be cleaned, forcing her to wear a rather revealing maid uniform. It is then when Tora shows his true self, revealing he knows about Misaki's part-time job. With both of them locked inside the student council room, guarded by his minions, Tora thinks Misaki came to accept his offer to get his attention and money just like the other women who are interested in him, but Misaki disappoints him, telling him that she came to reject his offer since she has no intention of leaving Seika behind. Nevertheless, Tora pins her down and tries to forcefully kiss her, until Usui, having defeated Tora's minions, comes to Misaki's rescue. Misaki thanks Usui and, wearing her Seika uniform again, she is greeted by her friends waiting outside the Miyabigaoka gate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063613 +0000" stop="20260415070155 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Maid, as Far as Momotarō Goes - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Usui narrates his version of Momotarō with Misaki as the titular character herself, her guardians played by Sakura and Yukimura and Momotarō's animal companions played by the Idiot Trio. Misaki is on a quest to rescue women captured by a demon and then taken to Onigashima island. On her journey, she saves the Idiot Trio from getting eaten by their Ringmaster (Usui) after the animals tell her which village has the demon been frequenting recently. Eventually forming a group, they arrived at Seika Village, which is now a stinking wasteland filled with men driven to madness with their women captured, leaving no one to do the household chores. Obtaining the directions to Onigashima, the group crosses the ocean, where they encounter the Princess of the Sea and a Turtle (Suzuna/Aoi) and the Pirate ship Miyabigaoka (led by Tora), which Usui destroys with a rocket launcher. When they finally arrive at the island, the Idiots and Misaki sneak into the Demon's lair, with Misaki disguised as a maid. There, they found the Seika women wearing Maid uniforms in a grand palace. After the Idiots blew Misaki's cover, she is shocked to learn that Usui is in fact the Demon himself; and that he never kidnapped the women—in fact, it was the women who followed him since they got sick and tired of serving their selfish men, and took over the palace. The Narrator ends the story by claiming Misaki and Usui became a couple despite Misaki protesting against the ending; and the Idiot Trio dying in unfortunate ends. In reality, the entire story is in fact a dream Misaki is having while napping in the Student Council room, a result of Usui putting headphones on her with the story he narrated, designed to send subliminal messages into her dreams, playing on a CD player.</desc>
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    <title>The Love of Sakura is the Indies - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sakura is an avid fan of the indie rock band UxMishi, and falls in love with its vocalist, Kuuga. The next day, Sakura invites Misaki and Shizuko to a tea party that the band hosts next week at a cafe where the Idiot Trio are working part-time as waiters. As the meeting goes smoothly, Kuuga starts to take an interest in Misaki and simply ignores Sakura. When Misaki leaves the bathroom, she finds him outside with his bandmate Kou. Kuuga again attempts to flirt with her and Misaki is shocked when he tells her he doesn't have feelings for Sakura, the invitation to her being just fanservice. Despite Kou telling him to stop, Kuuga continues to hit on Misaki until Usui, disguised as a waiter, stops him. Usui can only give some advice for Misaki, who is unsure on how to deal with this development. Back at the table, Kuuga continues to hit on Misaki, even asking Sakura to invite her to the concert. This hurts Sakura, although she complies. As his flirts become insults on Misaki, Sakura tells him to stop. Misaki, having enough of his behavior, grabs him by the necktie and tells him that she won't entrust Sakura to someone like him. After leaving the cafe, Shizuko reprimands Misaki for making a scene at the cafe; and Sakura for not being careful about choosing boys. Sakura is comforted by Misaki with a pat on the head and Misaki hopes that one day, Sakura will find someone that will truly love her.</desc>
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    <title>Closing in on the Secrets of Usui Takumi! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>One day, Usui meets Misaki's mother and helps her carry her apples. To thank him, she invites him over to her house for tea with Suzuna. Misaki arrives home from school, and is shocked seeing him there. As she drags him to the park warning him not to come to her home again, Sakura and Shizuko see them, and think they're dating. The next day Sakura, Shizuko and Misaki decide to follow Usui to have a peek at his private life and confirm rumors that he is rich. However, Usui knows he's being followed, so he leads the three on a wild goose chase around town. After the girls decide to give up, Misaki meets Usui by the roadside tending to an abandoned kitten. Misaki, admitting that she is indeed interested in Usui's private life, gets his address from him in case she's interested.</desc>
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    <title>Space Fortress A Baoa Qu - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Federation forces, including White Base, proceed to invade the Fortress of A Baoa Qu despite losing half of their combined fleet caused by Zeon's Solar Ray; Amuro and Char -now piloting the Zeong- engage in battle again.</desc>
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    <title>Escape - S01E43</title>
    <desc>The Battle of A Baoa Qu reaches a critical point; White Base is deep within enemy territory, Amuro and Char's relentless duel continues, and Kycilia Zabi struggles in command.</desc>
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    <title>Gundam Rising - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Civilian Amuro Ray is forced to pilot a prototype Federation mobile suit when enemy Zeon mobile suits attack his home space colony .</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072823 +0000" stop="20260415075411 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destroy Gundam! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In order to evacuate Side Seven, Amuro Ray and the Gundam duel Char Aznable and his custom Zaku out in space.</desc>
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    <title>The Ultimate Disciple - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An enormous meteor hurtles toward City Z, forcing the Hero Association to ask its S Class heroes to respond. When all their efforts prove in vain, Genos decides it's up to him to protect the home of his master and stop the meteor, no matter what the cost.</desc>
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    <title>The Deep Sea King - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A pack of monsters calling themselves the "Clan of the Seafolk" arrive on the shores of City J intent on invading the land. When the hero sent to fight them is defeated easily by the Deep Sea King himself, Saitama and Genos head for the city to help.</desc>
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    <title>Unyielding Justice - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As the battle with the Deep Sea King reaches its climax, more heroes fall to the aquatic despot’s brutal attacks. Which of them has what it takes to be a true hero?</desc>
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    <title>Ruler of Death - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Momonga finds that the attackers of Carne Village were Slane Theocracy soldiers dressed as people from the Baharuth Empire. As the attack to lure and eliminate Gazef Stronoff continues, Momonga takes this chance to continue his tests...</desc>
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    <title>Two Venturers - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Momonga sets out with Narberal disguised as humans under the names of Momon and Nabe for the city of E-Rantel. There they register to become adventurers in order to gain more information about this unknown world. As they do, evil gathers around them.</desc>
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    <title>Journey - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While Momonga has some doubts, he accepts Nphirea Balear's request under the condition that the members of the Swords of Darkness join them. Though her urge to kill keeps distracting her, Clementine continues to slowly find her way to Nphirea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071547 +0000" stop="20260415073958 +0000" channel="C3559.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wise King of Forest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Momonga and his group continue to Carne Village. There they see that the villagers are working toward fortifying their defenses against possible future enemies. Nphirea meets up with Enri and asks her about this man named Ains Ooal Gown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061321 +0000" stop="20260415063722 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonstruck: Lunar Fortress (2) - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Luna Girl captured Catboy and Owlette while they were talking to Gekko who stayed behind in the HQ rocket with PJ robot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063722 +0000" stop="20260415070124 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot's Pet Cat - S02E19</title>
    <desc>While trying to stop Romeo from turning people into pets, Catboy gets turned into a cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070124 +0000" stop="20260415072525 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gekko, Master of the Deep - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Gekko is afraid to ask for help when he must fight Romeo's Roboctopus underwater.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072525 +0000" stop="20260415074927 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Best Power Win - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Romeo creates an all-in-one belt to combat the PJ Masks' new powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061057 +0000" stop="20260415063415 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Pool SOS - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Host Club drags Haruhi to an artificial tropical beach, but an accident separates Honey from the rest of the gang. Mori and Haruhi separate from the rest of the group to look for him, Mori eventually carrying her due to her slowness and clumsiness. Haruhi wonders aloud about Mori's and Honey's relationship, and then twins explain that they are in fact cousins by marriage. Meanwhile, Kyouya's guards, called in to look for Honey, end up mistaking Haruhi as the "small boy" Kyouya had described, and, under his orders, attempt to arrest any "suspicious people", as they believe that Mori looks suitably suspicious. Honey swings in on a vine, amazing Haruhi with his martial arts ability. The gang returns, ending the episode with Haruhi noting, much to the surprise of the twins and Tamaki, that she would enjoy visiting a real beach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063415 +0000" stop="20260415065733 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sun, the Beach, and the Host Club - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Host Club visits the "real beach" in Okinawa upon Haruhi's request, but, Kyoya having invited customers, Haruhi is still unable to wear a swimsuit - much to the others disappointment. The twins devise a game to see who can find out what Haruhi is afraid of first, drawing Tamaki in with the explanation that only close friends show each other their weaknesses. Kyoya hypes up the competition by offering up photos of Haruhi in middle school. One accident occurred that caused a fight between the Host Club members. Kyouya, however, made Haruhi realize what her mistakes were and she eventually apologized for her wrongdoings. Tamaki wins secretly in the end, during a thunderstorm. However, the rest of the host club walks in at the most inopportune moment, as he covers her ears and places a blindfold on her to "block the thunder." The group ends up leaving with Tamaki chasing after them, trying in vain to convince them that he's not a pervert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065733 +0000" stop="20260415072051 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Challenge from Lobelia Girls' Academy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>St. Lobelia Girl's Academy's Benio Amakusa, head of the Zuka Club, chances upon Haruhi and, instantly recognizing that she is a girl, tries to convince her to join her school and her club. Convinced that Haruhi will leave them, the boys dress up as girls to show Haruhi that she "can have big brothers AND big sisters - all in one!" Haruhi reveals that she came to Ouran for a reason, and says that she was never planning to leave for Lobelia in the first place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072051 +0000" stop="20260415074409 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day in the Life of the Fujioka Family - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Interested in the unknown ways of a "commoner's lifestyle", the Host Club makes an unannounced appearance at Haruhi's house to meet her family and see how she lives. Tamaki realizes how independent Haruhi is and some of the reasons why.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060936 +0000" stop="20260415063343 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ballet/Energy/Leprechauns - S02E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260415063343 +0000" stop="20260415065750 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glasses/Trial/Scary - S02E13</title>
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  <programme start="20260415065750 +0000" stop="20260415072158 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bicycle/Gymnastics/Camping - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ixbee, Pixbee and Squee try out three perilous human pastimes: bike-riding, gymnastics and camping. Hey, nobody said being an alien was easy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072158 +0000" stop="20260415074605 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playground/Art/Gum - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The intrepid aliens go hunting for fun at a playground, try to understand art and find themselves perplexed by this chewy substance called "gum".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061649 +0000" stop="20260415064148 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patter of Little Feet - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Carlson's wife Carmen announces that she is pregnant. Mr. Carlson is overjoyed, and certain that Carmen feels the same way. However, Mama Carlson points out the potential dangers of middle-aged pregnancy and recommends an abortion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064148 +0000" stop="20260415070625 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby, If You've Ever Wondered - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The new ratings book arrives, and WKRP has climbed from 16th to 14th place in the Cincinnati market. Everyone is happy about the gain except Andy, who knows that the station has not improved enough, in part because of his own unwillingness to fire incompetent employees like Herb and Les.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070625 +0000" stop="20260415073124 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bailey's Big Break - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When WKRP needs an assistant news reporter, Bailey applies for the job and gets it. Les, who doesn't want to work with anyone, least of all a woman, tries to keep Bailey from going on the air.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073124 +0000" stop="20260415075621 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jennifer's Home for Christmas - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jennifer tells her friends that she has nothing special planned for Christmas, and that she doesn't have a tree this year. Everyone begins to suspect that she might be alone for the holidays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060756 +0000" stop="20260415062008 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Flair Fuzzly - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Chef Jeff's nighttime tuba practice keeps all the Fuzzlies awake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062008 +0000" stop="20260415063220 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fuzzlies in the Attic - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Princess Flug thinks Melvin's surprise party is for her, and she gets very upset when she realizes it's not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063220 +0000" stop="20260415064438 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curly and the Sock Doll - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Chef Jeff is bothered by Curly's sock doll which lets out a foul smell but Curly is reluctant to part ways with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064438 +0000" stop="20260415065650 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Park - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the rain stops, Abby and the Fuzzlies go out to play at the park. Princess Flug, however, refuses to go because of fear of getting covered in mud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065650 +0000" stop="20260415070902 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teeny Terry's Gift - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lex assigns Teeny Terry to repair some things in the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070902 +0000" stop="20260415072114 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peeper Time Blues - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Peepers become sad when their bed ends up missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072114 +0000" stop="20260415073326 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts and Hugs Day - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Otis is in doubt on how to show appreciation for Hearts and Hugs Day. Abby and the other Fuzzlies decide to give him ideas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073326 +0000" stop="20260415074538 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teeny Terry's Treehouse - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Princess Flug and Otis have bedrooms that match their style. Because of this, Teeny Terry wishes he too has a bedroom to call his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074538 +0000" stop="20260415075751 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abby's Squeaky Peeper Panic - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The littlest Squeaky Peeper is missing, and Abby and Bozsly search for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060325 +0000" stop="20260415063200 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky's the Limit / Llama Drama - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mason gets ready for his first mission and helps track down a trowel thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063200 +0000" stop="20260415065918 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Day to Dino - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A pretty possum's on the run after sneaking into the Action Pack's MegaVan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065918 +0000" stop="20260415072739 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trophy Trouble / Meet Mr. Villianman - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Watts' electric charge causes Cold Snap's gadget to freeze the crew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072739 +0000" stop="20260415075613 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Nap / The Crimson Cape Returns - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Clay's little sister makes herself a giant so she can hang out with the big kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061346 +0000" stop="20260415063710 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen B. - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Lucille finds that her children have started dividing up her things, and adjusts to her new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063710 +0000" stop="20260415070034 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Attitude - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Gob accepts a job from his brother, but is distracted by a scheme of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070034 +0000" stop="20260415072358 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Señoritis - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Maeby moves out on her own and reconnects with her cousin George-Michael.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072358 +0000" stop="20260415074628 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Gets Better - S04E13</title>
    <desc>At UC Irvine things get steamy when George-Michael finds himself in a love triangle with his best friend Ray and his girlfriend Becky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061857 +0000" stop="20260415070118 +0000" channel="C4005.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth &amp; Reconciliation - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Michael takes on a sympathy case for a Haitian man whose daughter was murdered by a corrupt government official he believes is hiding in Miami. Michael gets closer to tracking down the person who tried to kill him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070118 +0000" stop="20260415074441 +0000" channel="C4005.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of Omission - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Michael's ex-fiancé seeks the spy's help in freeing her son, who was kidnapped by a disillusioned ex-spy named Brennen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062533 +0000" stop="20260415071551 +0000" channel="C4006.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hellride - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sabrina pretends to be a racecar driver when the girls go undercover to investigate a conspiracy surrounding the death of a female racer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060329 +0000" stop="20260415064404 +0000" channel="C4007.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain of Evidence - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As their high-profile trial begins, Willy and Sal attempt to neutralize witnesses against them in a variety of ways — some legal, others not so much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064404 +0000" stop="20260415073107 +0000" channel="C4007.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only in Miami - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a stunning verdict, questions arise about the jury's credibility, and one juror in particular soon adopts a very creative legal defense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060036 +0000" stop="20260415062137 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flavor World - S48E07</title>
    <desc>This trip, Guy Fieri's diving into a world of cultural cuisine. There are indigenous recipes, like fry bread and pozole, in Phoenix, Arizona, and authentic Argentine specialties in Boulder, Colorado. Plus, a kabob spot in Memphis, Tennessee, is marinating meats with Ethiopian flavor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062137 +0000" stop="20260415064238 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird, Belly and Beef - S48E08</title>
    <desc>This trip, Guy Fieri's grabbing flavorful meat that runs the gamut. There are Mexican pork sandwiches in Memphis, Tennessee, plus curry chicken and rich short ribs in St. Simons Island, Georgia. Then in Scottsdale, Arizona, a funky spot is serving up Italian beef and duck fried rice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064238 +0000" stop="20260415070338 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smokin' Southern Decadence - S48E09</title>
    <desc>Low Country Steak (Atlanta, Ga.) • Meat Boss (Mobile, Ala.)

This trip, Guy samplin' some decadent grub across the South. In Atlanta, rollin' into an old friend's next-level steakhouse for some rockin' meats and killer mac &amp; cheese.  And in Alabama, a family BBQ joint usin' some funky homemade equipment to smoke up rib candy burgers and brisket sammies with Alabama white sauce and jalapeño jelly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070338 +0000" stop="20260415072439 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French Flavor and Meaty Kabobs - S48E10</title>
    <desc>Kabob Grill N' Go (Phoenix, Ariz.) • Holy Crêpe!! (Boulder, Colo.) • Julia's Bistro &amp; Bar (San Antonio, Tex.)

This trip, Guy's rollin' out for a mix of French and global cultural classics. In Phoenix, a husband and wife team crankin' their grill into overdrive for unique twists on Armenian and Persian meat on a skewer.  In Colorado, a crêpe haven throwin' down both savory and sweet takes on the folded French classic. And in San Antonio, keepin' with the French flavor at a neighborhood joint turnin' hearty comfort food into haute cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072439 +0000" stop="20260415074539 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Seas and Overseas - S48E11</title>
    <desc>Cracovia Polish-American Restaurant &amp; Bar (Westminster, Colo.) • The Jerk Shack (San Antonio, Tex.) • Indigo Coastal Shanty (Brunswick, Ga.)

This trip, Guy’s rollin’ out and reel in’ in seafood and food from overseas. In the Denver suburbs, a Polish joint playin’ perfect pierogi. In San Antonio, a killer Caribbean stop serving’ seasoned shrimp. And in Georgia, a spot takin’ their Southern flair seaside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060601 +0000" stop="20260415065155 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mexico City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mexico City is the hemisphere's most populous city. And for every baby born, two new vehicles hit these already over-burdened streets. More people have been killed on the roads than in the country's apocalyptic drug wars - and yet, there is no driving test in Mexico!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065155 +0000" stop="20260415073747 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manila - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Getting around the most densely-populated city on the planet is like navigating a bee hive. Except the bees are driving cars, trucks and adult-sized trikes. A glamourous race car driver teaches host Andrew Younghusband the merits of offensive driving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062024 +0000" stop="20260415064503 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Secret Revealed - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Still trapped on the planet of the Machine Mutants, Goku and Pan succumb to General Rilldo's tricky tactics and become frozen in metal. The evil Dr. Myuu has them sent to his laboratory to join Trunks so he can drain the trio's Saiyan powers and use them at his will! And the double-crossing Giru shows he has more than one trick up his sleeve!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064503 +0000" stop="20260415070942 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Secret - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After removing all control from Dr. Myuu, Trunks reveals the mystery that drove him to deceive. Behind a door lies the doctor's darkest secret Baby, a creature designed to subjugate the entire galaxy! Are the three Saiyans enough to put this child out of commission?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070942 +0000" stop="20260415073421 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Danger - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Believing Dr. Myuu's evil vision contained, Goku, Pan, and Trunks set out to recover the remaining Dragonballs. Their search leads them to a battered ship soon to be destroyed by the gravity of a nearby star! But a dragon ball is not the only discovery that the tattered craft offers up; something onboard is alive!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073421 +0000" stop="20260415075900 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discovering the truth - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Goku and the others take a short detour from Dragon Ball hunting and land on Planet Vidal to get medical treatment for the boy that they rescued in outer-space. But who is this mysterious, young survivor and why can't the Doctor assigned to his case be trusted?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060358 +0000" stop="20260415064851 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pill Nation - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Known as Hillbilly Heroin, Opiate pain pills can be found in every town and city across the United States. From the poorest trailer home to the most expensive mansion, they are tearing apart the fabric of American society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064851 +0000" stop="20260415073349 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Designer Drugs - S02E07</title>
    <desc>For a few dollars, users can access dozens of compounds that mimic cocaine, ecstasy or marijuana. Sold as “Bath Salts” or “Spice,” these drugs are entirely legal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063135 +0000" stop="20260415071348 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>El Chapo sends Elba to live in another house so no one will hurt her. Don Sol and El Chapo make an agreement to make the police believe that he is trying to catch him and that both can fulfill their plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071348 +0000" stop="20260415075306 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Isidoro leaves a message for El Chapo demanding him to defend his place, since he is determined to be his worst enemy. Elba tells El Chapo that she is expecting twins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063956 +0000" stop="20260415072738 +0000" channel="C4013.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is a Drug - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Guzmán tries to earn Nadia's forgiveness. Polo and Christian bond at a gala. Lu bribes her teacher. To pay his debt, Nano must complete a dark mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063528 +0000" stop="20260415071925 +0000" channel="C4014.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Christian helps 37-year-old Adam, who's been suffering with a rare penis problem for ten years and is in danger of losing both the ability to urinate and have sex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062631 +0000" stop="20260415070836 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Everyone is trying to put the drama aside but there's little chance of a quiet night. Lillie gets closer to Bear but nothing is quite as it seems, while Jemma reaches boiling point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070836 +0000" stop="20260415075042 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The arrival of the next Ex turns a knife in a sore wound for one villa inhabitant, but while another new arrival brings new intrigue, the others need to remember to expect the unexpected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061715 +0000" stop="20260415064530 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Builders - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Over his wife's objections, Basil hires his usual firm of incompetents (O'Reilly's) to do some carpentry work in the hotel lobby. With both Basil and Sybil out for the afternoon, they leave Polly in charge. She decides to have a nap, leaving the English-challenged Manuel in charge. When Basil returns, he finds a solid wall where once stood doors to the dining room and still no door to the kitchen per his work order. Sybil takes an I-told-you-so attitude and insists he hire a qualified builder to fix the mess, but Basil decides to get O'Reilly back to right the wrong, but he still makes a mess of it as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064530 +0000" stop="20260415071848 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Basil Fawlty's puritanical streak comes out when a young couple he suspects of not being married tries to book a double room. He's ready to give them rooms on separate floors until Sybil steps in. It turns out that the couple know Polly but when he sees her coming out of their room - she was trying on a dress her friend had brought her for the wedding they would be attending - Basil begins to think everyone has gone mad. All that's left is for another guest, Mrs. Peignoir, to get tipsy and make a pass at him. For Manuel, it's his birthday and a night of celebrating takes its toll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071848 +0000" stop="20260415074735 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hotel Inspectors - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Basil Fawlty goes on the alert when he hears there are hotel inspectors in the area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060742 +0000" stop="20260415063449 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To The Light, Part 1 - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Rob takes Jamal to see his friend Double T who he met at the homeless shelter. When they go, Double T has mysteriously vanished leaving no trace of where he is. The only clue is a broken broom and a torn diary. Rob fears that someone is out to get Double T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063449 +0000" stop="20260415070245 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To The Light, Part 2 - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Rob meets up with Double T's daughter. The team wants to help but Rob leaves them out of it. Ghostwriter says that they should help. They learn of an abandoned subway where Double T and his friend Hush used to sleep. Lisa decides to go there to look for her father but Rob doesn't think it's a good idea. He proves to be right when there's a cave-in and his Ghostwriter pen is gone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070245 +0000" stop="20260415073001 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To The Light, Part 3 - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While trapped in the abandoned subway, Rob tries to spell out a message to Ghostwriter to tell the team where he is. Can Ghostwriter read the message?.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073001 +0000" stop="20260415075757 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To The Light, Part 4 - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The team learns of Double T's whereabouts. When they find him, he confesses that he was the one who broke his broom and tore his journal. The team asks where Rob is, but he says that he doesn't know. He agrees to help the team look for Rob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062013 +0000" stop="20260415064448 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evans' Dilemma - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Keith's sudden mood swings are the result of his dependence on alcohol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064448 +0000" stop="20260415070922 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art Contest - S06E23</title>
    <desc>J.J. is named winner of an art contest, but with his student's painting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070922 +0000" stop="20260415073356 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Raymond - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Florida's cousin Raymond is a gambler who wants to lease the family an upscale apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073356 +0000" stop="20260415080013 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Old Blues - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When James misses out on a good job because of his age, the family's celebration party turns sour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061026 +0000" stop="20260415063920 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roomies - S07E01</title>
    <desc>With their exes living at the beach house and FBI agents who arrested Nick sniffing around, Grace and Frankie frantically search for the money they hid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063920 +0000" stop="20260415070736 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arraignment - S07E02</title>
    <desc>While Frankie retrieves the cash, Grace and Nick discuss their marriage at his arraignment. Joan-Margaret hatches a plan for laundering the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070736 +0000" stop="20260415073449 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bunny - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Bud tries to soothe discord at the beach house by throwing a brunch for the two families. But revelations from the past create even more hard feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060444 +0000" stop="20260415061157 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goo and the Queen (Part One) - S1988E73</title>
    <desc>n her way to the children's hospital one day, Goo is stopped by a creepy pterodactyl who claims that she's the only one who can save his queen. So, she follows along, refusing to get suspicious when they enter a book entitled "Queen Witch" or when Queen Xena is oddly insistent that she drink a glass of grape juice before hearing what is ailing the queen. Everyone pretends that it's a big surprise that Goo falls asleep and that the queen turns out to be a witch who steals Goo's magical flying powers to supplement her torched, worthless broom. Goo is locked in the tower and learns the hard way that you should never try to help anyone ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061157 +0000" stop="20260415061823 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goo and the Queen (Part Two) - S1988E74</title>
    <desc>Luckily, Goo has a radio hidden in her hair, which she uses to contact Gumby. Gumby and friends come flying to her rescue. With all the resistance of a potted fern from the guards, Gumby steals back Goo's flying powers while Prickle and Pokey break her out of the tower. Absolutely nothing goes right for the witch, and our heroes go home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061823 +0000" stop="20260415062511 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving Experience - S1988E75</title>
    <desc>Gumby's family is moving to a new house, seeing as how they have an afternoon and nothing better to do. Unfortunately, they hire the Blockheads as their furniture movers and, as one would expect, G and J spend the entire cartoon destroying everything Gumby's family holds dear as the furniture makes its way into their van, even going so far as to crash their van into the front of the new house and dump everything out on the front lawn. Art Clokey can't write his way out of this mess, so it turns out that it was just Gumby's mom's nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062511 +0000" stop="20260415063200 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prickle's Baby Brudder - S1988E76</title>
    <desc>Prickle's little brother comes over to visit, but the amusing thing is that he's the size of the barn. Ha ha! Anyway, it seems that he's been accused of burning down a small village and Saint George is after his head. Gumby and Prickle decide that the best thing to do is to take him back to see Saint George, who immediately starts waving his little pointy thing around. Rather than eat him in one bite, Prickle's brother decides to flee. Unfortunately, Saint George manages to keep up, but just as he's about to strike a fatal blow, he's horribly struck by lightning. Gumby quickly blames the burning village on the lightning. And so, Saint George's armor is turned into a lightning rod, Prickle's brother becomes chief of the new fire department, and Saint George takes up fishing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063200 +0000" stop="20260415063921 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My-O-Maya - S1988E77</title>
    <desc>Gumby receives a call from a chatty aunt. He doesn't want to talk to her, so he puts a fast-talking toy box in front of the phone and runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063921 +0000" stop="20260415064609 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goo's Music Video - S1988E78</title>
    <desc>Goo's having problems writing the script for the band's new music video, until she's inspired by a dream involving geysers and bears and caves. Cut ahead to them watching their video. It starts with everyone tuning their instruments, then playing for a bit before turning into slabs of clay and forming a rainbow that creates four geysers which spew tiny Gumbys, Pokeys, Prickles, and Goo's into the sky. Several of the tiny characters turn themselves into a giant multi-colored monster head, which chases the real figures into a weird sort of hallucinatory world, which eventually becomes a cave. Goo flies them away from danger, only to be pursued by a giant bat. She spits clay at it, making it crash into a checkerboard and morph itself into Gumby's farm, where the cartoon ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064609 +0000" stop="20260415065009 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clayfully Yours - S1988E79</title>
    <desc>The story opens on a river, where Prickle and his sweetheart are picnicking and those surly Blockheads are baiting the crocodiles. The Blockheads annoy the amorous dinosaurs for a bit until a croc pops up and kicks them around a little. Prickle defeats the crocodile, much to the delight of his lady love. Meanwhile, in another reality, Gumby is babysitting for two twin babies, one in each arm. And they won't stop crying. So, what does our hero do? He juggles them one-handed. As he juggles the babies, he pulls various things out of his pocket with his free hand, including a hot dog, a bottle of pop, and a tiny Blockhead. When his hard day of babysitting is over, he decides to watch some TV, but changes his mind when he sees what's on. Unfortunately, TV will not tolerate being turned off, and he engages in a remote control duel with his set, turning each other into ever more bizarre things. Finally, Gumbo comes in, extends his neck into outer space, and inspires a truce between the combatants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065009 +0000" stop="20260415065725 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proxy Gumby - S1988E80</title>
    <desc>This cautionary tale begins when Gumby's new computer arrives, equipped with the latest in electronic cloning. Gumby makes a clone of himself to perform his menial daily routine so that he can sit at home eating donuts and watching game shows all day. Unfortunately, his clone comes equipped with self-preservation routines that make it smash the Blockheads into jelly and destroy his farm. Gumby's friends realize that something's wrong with "Gumby" and follow him home. Without the restrictions of responsibility and polite society, Gumby has become a fat slob who shuts himself out from all human contact and spends all his time with his computer. (I wonder who that reminds me of.) Luckily, it's all a bad dream, and Gumby wakes up to find that his new computer really has arrived. Learning nothing from his dream, he leaps happily out of bed, presumably to fulfill his horrible nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065725 +0000" stop="20260415070439 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goo's Pies - S1988E81</title>
    <desc>okey and Prickle are giving out ads to the people in different books. Goo ordered robots to work on baking pies. On their lunch break, the Bockheads mess with the controls and cause chaos in the kitchen. Gumby checked on the pies. Pokey, Prickle, and Goo get trapped in giant pies. The robots start throwing pies at the customers. The Blockheads were laughing at Gumby and his friends, until Chilly found out with they're up to. Gumby and his friends punish the Blockheads by throwing pies in his faces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070439 +0000" stop="20260415071130 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Farm - S1988E82</title>
    <desc>Gumby and friends are sick of being a farm and band and decide to get some robots to take over the farm so they can concentrate more on the band. While they're away, Tillie admires herself in Gumby's computer monitor, walking all over his keyboard in the process. The robots, naturally, go haywire. Fortunately, Denali calls Gumbo to come over and take care of them while Gumby and friends make their way back from a concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071130 +0000" stop="20260415071913 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forbidden Mine (Part One) - S1988E83</title>
    <desc>Gumby has a surprise for Minga, Prickle, Goo, and Pokey: a picnic at the very edge of the Grand Canyon. Afterward, they decide to explore an old mine. The mine's caretaker isn't pleased with the idea, but for no reason at all he warms up to them and lets them in. They go 2000 feet down to take the grand tour of the hole in the ground. Unfortunately, there's an earthquake and subsequent cave-in, trapping Minga behind feet of solid rock!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071913 +0000" stop="20260415072601 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forbidden Mine (Part Two) - S1988E84</title>
    <desc>Gumby and Prickle move the rocks out of the way, only to find that the mine is flooding and the elevator doesn't work! It's up to Goo to fly to the surface and get some help. She finds Gumbo, who gets Denali and two thousand feet of rope, and hauls everyone safely to the surface. Minga brings back a giant, solid-gold nugget as a souvenir.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072601 +0000" stop="20260415073109 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clay Play - S1988E85</title>
    <desc>Gumby steps into a modern dance book and joins Prickle in some modern dance, which involves Gumby turning into a ball and Prickle turning into a weird robot and spraying Gumby with water. They return to normal and leave the book (Prickle turns back into a robot briefly) and go about their business. Gumby puts on some music and rocks out for a while until Prickle comes along and changes the station. They fight over the radio for a bit, which ends with Gumby getting flung into the desert, where he melts and seeps into the ground, only to reform in an underground cave. He meets a giant, scary monster and, just as he's about to meet his certain doom, the scene freezes. The camera pulls back a bit to show that the Blockheads were animating the cartoon. As they argue about just how gruesome Gumby's end should be, Gumby himself arrives and chases them off. Then he pulls out some models of the Blockheads and, with a sinister look, turns back to continue the cartoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073109 +0000" stop="20260415073859 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knight Mare - S1988E86</title>
    <desc>We begin the story with Don Quixote's infamous battle with the windmill, which has the unfortunate result of sending the Don out of his book and into Toyland where (surprise surprise) he decides that all of the toys are evil monsters which must be destroyed. (And he's not even a religious zealot.) The Blockheads notice the erratic knight and decide to send him to Gumby's farm, hoping he'll cause some delightful havoc. He mistakes Denali's house for a castle and Denali for a horrible monster. Fortunately, the man of La Mancha is easily overwhelmed by ice cubes, and Denali deposits him before Gumby to do with him what he will. Gumby tells the insane man that his wizard (Professor Kapp) will give him magical powers to fight evil (use some sort of device to end his insanity). And so, another classic story completely ruined by Gumby's well-meaningfulness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073859 +0000" stop="20260415074547 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skateboard Rally - S1988E87</title>
    <desc>Gumby and band are performing a concert at a skateboard rally, but first, Gumby needs to pick up his new skateboard and stop for a protein shake. Because this cartoon is in desperate, desperate need of a conflict, the Blockheads run up and steal the board from his car. There's a predictable chase which doesn't involve Gumby getting smashed by a book about George Washington but does involve the Blockheads going over a waterfall, followed by Gumby breaking the world's record for skating through some Hot Wheels track course, they play some music, and six minutes of my life is wasted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074547 +0000" stop="20260415075311 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Oddity (Part One) - S1988E88</title>
    <desc>he Blockheads are having some harmless fun with their giant crossbow one day when they notice Gumby, Pokey, and Minga walking into a planetarium on the page of some book. Being the thoughtful lads they are, they decide to enhance the experience by cutting out the page, tying it to an arrow, and shooting it into an outer space book. When Prickle and Goo show up to pick them up, they find the page missing and begin to investigate. After interrogating a parrot puppet and a doll, they piece the whole story together and decide to get Professor Kapp's help. Meanwhile, the star show at the planetarium is over, which it is very important that we know before the cartoon ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075311 +0000" stop="20260415075921 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Oddity (Part Two) - S1988E89</title>
    <desc>Xena the queen witch comes across the rogue page while flying through space (don't ask) and decides to bring it aboard. Gumby, Pokey, and Minga escape from the page, only to be imprisoned by the witch. Meanwhile, Prickle, Goo, and Professor Kapp seek help from the Witty Witch (from Witch Way), who spends a minute rubbing the limitations of science into everyone's faces before finding Xena. They invade Xena's ship, turn her and her henchman into pumpkins, and rescue the lost clay figures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060655 +0000" stop="20260415063208 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Dreaming of a Slight Christmas - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063208 +0000" stop="20260415065719 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Brother - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jerry Robinson's brother shows up in Chicago after finishing dental school. He takes over Jerry's life, his apartment, and his dental practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065719 +0000" stop="20260415072230 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Modernization of Emily - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Emily decides to update her image with a kicky new wardrobe that she says is youthful and Bob says is childish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072230 +0000" stop="20260415074742 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jobless Corps - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his "out of workshop," a special therapy group for the unemployed. (Bob extends the invitation at Emily's insistence when Howard's attempts to help her around the apartment begin driving her up the wall.)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060337 +0000" stop="20260415062431 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Women Don't Want - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Lewis struggles to find a date to his ex-girlfriend's wedding.  All of his friends (and even Mimi) try to help him out, but he inevitably drives all the women away with his creepy comments.  Lewis becomes extremely depressed and refuses to get off of Drew's couch.  Oswald brings in Lewis's mother, who reveals to Drew that Lewis has an IQ in the genius range.  His family always kept the truth from him in the hopes that he could live a normal life.  Lewis is thrilled by the news.  He attends a Mensa meeting, but still strikes out with every woman.  He begins to fear that he will never fit in, until a woman shows up at the meeting to deal with the building's rat problem.  She has a high IQ and shares Lewis's love of bizarre trivia about serial killers, etc.  They immediately establish a connection and set off to catch the rat together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062431 +0000" stop="20260415064600 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look Mom, One Hand! - S07E25</title>
    <desc>The guys' mothers come to town for a special Mother's Day brunch at the Warsaw.  Kate introduces everyone to her new stepmother, who looks exactly like her.  Beulah praises Steve for getting married and starting a family of his own, and all of the mothers nag their kids to follow his example.  A web site publishes a list of the biggest Internet porn users in Cleveland, which is scrolled onscreen during the news.  The moms are mortified to discover that Drew, Kate, Lewis, Oswald and Wick are on the list.  The gang sues to have its names taken off the list.  The mothers, led by Beulah and Mrs. Wick, decide to move back in with their kids to get their lives back on the right path.  They throw out all of their porn and beer and generally drive them crazy.  Mimi's grandmother feels that the women should lighten up.  After Beulah catches Drew drinking, she and the other mothers elect to testify on behalf of the anti-porn users site.  Drew represents the gang after its lawyer proves incompete</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064600 +0000" stop="20260415070717 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eagle Has Landed - S07E26</title>
    <desc>A woman named Kathy applies for a job at Winfred-Louder and takes a liking to Drew.  She isn't right for the job, but makes a date with Drew.  A bald eagle breaks into Drew's house and trashes the place.  No one can attempt to remove the eagle because it is a protected species.  Lewis and Oswald decide to start a cookie business.  The cookies attract two children, one of whom threatens to expose the fact that they have an illegal house in the park.  The guys must give him cookies and do his homework.  The eagle moves to Drew's roof.  Kate changes her attitude about protecting the eagle after it craps all over her dress.  Kathy brings her dog along on the date, but leaves him outside.  The eagle snatches it and flies away.  Lewis and Oswald find the dog at the pound after the eagle drops it.  When Drew tries to tell Kathy what happened, the eagle steals her dog again.  She blames Drew and runs off in disgust.  Lewis and Oswald try to lure the eagle away with pheromones, but they get spi</desc>
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    <title>The Underpants Guy - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Lord Mercer and Milan celebrate their financial success by giving the employees fancy new desks.  They later learn that their accountant has cleaned them out, and have to lay off a bunch of employees.  Drew, Mimi and Mr. Wick are forced into duty on the sales floor, where Drew sells underwear.  When the store continues to flounder, Lord Mercer converts it into a discount outlet.  Nicki sends Drew a gift and claims to have forgiven him.  Drew is suspicious, but decides to meet with her.  She has gained back all of her weight and is homeless.  She tries to shoot Drew, but drops her gun.  Drew feels responsible for her problems and offers to let her stay with him.  Nicki finds a knife in the kitchen and thinks about stabbing him, but is distracted by cheese and decides that she can kill Drew later.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Doormat (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Drew finds himself out of work again when Winfred-Louder goes bankrupt.  The new owners convert the site to a dot com.  Mimi turns to Drew for financial help after Steve loses his job at the prison.  Nicki continues to live at Drew's house, where she wreaks havoc with his love life.  The guys take Drew to a strip club to cheer him up.  He recognizes one of the dancers as Kellie, a girl who supposedly went to high school with them.  She is recently divorced and down on her luck.  Drew decides that there is room for one more damsel in distress in his house and offers her a place to stay.  Nicki doesn't take too kindly to this.  Drew helps Kellie get a job at the Warsaw.  Kate, who is vacationing in New York, repeatedly tries to call Drew.  She finally comes home and says that she is getting married in two days.</desc>
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    <title>Angel of Death - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Suchitra's birthday dinner triggers a showdown between Srikant and Suchitra. Srikant quits his IT job and joins back TASC. Raji's boss is onto her secret life and blackmails her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065505 +0000" stop="20260415074537 +0000" channel="C4032.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eagle - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Srikant starts investigating in Chennai. Sajid teams up with Selva and Raji. Wonder who they are targeting! Inspector Umayal starts investigating Nanda's disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064431 +0000" stop="20260415074138 +0000" channel="C4034.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paradise Lost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Griselda suspects there's an informant in her ranks as June and CENTAC gain ground. A lavish, coke-fueled birthday party descends into chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060438 +0000" stop="20260415064848 +0000" channel="C4035.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Penny Drops - S07E04</title>
    <desc>As Amy and Ty work to help a mare and foal through a difficult weaning process, Mallory’s discovery that Jake is planning to leave Hudson forces her to re-examine the choices she has made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064848 +0000" stop="20260415073258 +0000" channel="C4035.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thread the Needle - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Amy attempts to help a young RCMP constable overcome a personal challenge to fulfill his lifelong dream of performing in the RCMP Musical Ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060100 +0000" stop="20260415062355 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye, Bye, Greasy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Brendon is chosen to direct the school musical 'Bye Bye Greasy'. Everyone gets involved, including Fenton (lights), Paula (sets), Coach McGuirk (with a special incentive), and Shannon (the school bully who appreciates singing and dancing).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062355 +0000" stop="20260415064639 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heart Smashers - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Brendon is trying to finish an underwater movie about a Mighty Septopus, Fenton Mewlys gets in the way with his stuck-up fits of frustration. Meanwhile, Paula has trouble breaking up with her new boyfreind, and Coach McGurk joins a training facility, but decides to only work on the Pec Flexor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064639 +0000" stop="20260415070848 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wizard's Baker - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The kids run out of funds to complete their most ambitious film yet, a medieval rock opera. While Brendon is dying to get out of what he sees as the worst film he's ever made, Jason and Melissa go door-to-door for finishing funds. Brendon sneaks off to join the Skunk Scouts, hoping to recapture what's left of his childhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070848 +0000" stop="20260415073125 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Psycho-Delicate - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Brendon, Jason and Melissa try their hand at a Hitchcock-style thriller. They want to get into a film festival run by a local video store clerk. Coach McGuirk spends all his time at a diner, trying to woo a roller-skating waitress/actress named Fred. Meanwhile, Paula tries to get a refund from her hairdresser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073125 +0000" stop="20260415075358 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curses - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Brendon gets in trouble for making a movie about a foul-mouthed robot. The neighborhood kids love it; the parents hate it, and Paula orders Brendon to re-shoot and make a G-rated version. Meanwhile, Melissa gets jealous when her dad, Erik, wants to date a woman from his journal writing class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061320 +0000" stop="20260415063715 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Manners - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Po is struck by lightning which gives him the power to read minds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063715 +0000" stop="20260415070109 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thousand and Twenty Questions - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Master Yao announces that anyone who brings him a new wonder will be allowed to ask him a single question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070109 +0000" stop="20260415072503 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way of the Prawn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Despite Po's objections, Shifu calls in a samurai prawn to help take down a villain from Japan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072503 +0000" stop="20260415074901 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouth Off - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Shifu suggests that Po should take a vow of silence to help with his focus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060723 +0000" stop="20260415063029 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curse of the Monkey King - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids take a shortcut to the boat bound for the Forbidden City, and are waylaid by a tricky monkey. Zhizhu informs Mayor Li of some distressing sounds coming from the Wellspring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063029 +0000" stop="20260415065336 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Game of Fists - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Po and eventually the kids finally make it on the Riverboat, they discover old friends, new enemies, and perplexing cargo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065336 +0000" stop="20260415071642 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast of the Wasteland - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids are once more waylaid, this time by Mole Rats who have deemed Bao their god. But when Bao isn't able to defeat the mythical creature plaguing the Wasteland, Fan Tong steps up to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071642 +0000" stop="20260415073949 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danger in the Forbidden City - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids finally arrive in the Forbidden City. After an assassination scare, Xiao enlists Po and the Four Constellations for help protecting her during her father's funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061311 +0000" stop="20260415070355 +0000" channel="C4039.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When We Are in Need - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After crossing paths with a vengeful group of survivors, Ellie's fighting spirit draws unwanted attention from its leader. Still battling for his life, a weakened Joel faces off with a hunting party out for blood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070355 +0000" stop="20260415074729 +0000" channel="C4039.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look for the Light - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After being pursued by Infected, a pregnant Anna places her trust in a lifelong friend. Years later, Ellie is forced to grapple with the emotional toll of her journey, while Joel faces a devastating decision of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061952 +0000" stop="20260415064350 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Extremes Meet - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As Asami, Bolin and Mako move into Air Temple Island, the police force inducts Chief Saikhan in to lead them. During the induction, Saikhan announces his direct reporting to Tarrlok when dealing with the Equalist threat. In doing so, it creates mass tension between Korra and Tarrlok, as the young Avatar feels that the councilman will only cause a greater divide between benders and non-benders with the support of the new police chief.

The Avatar and her friends decide to band together to create a vigilante team as a means to help stop the Equalists. While they do this, Tarrlok resorts to extreme measures to control non-benders, in which Korra opposes profusely. How will the young Avatar help combat the tyranny of Councilman Tarrlok?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064350 +0000" stop="20260415070752 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After Tarrlok has taken Korra hostage, he fabricates a story, telling everyone that the Equalists took her. When Tenzin and former Police Chief Lin Beifong hear this, they set out to find her, with Lin recruiting the help of Asami, Bolin and Mako.

While being captured, Korra takes the time to understand the visions that she's been seeing. What is the message that Aang is trying to pass onto her? And will Tenzin and the others find out what really happened to Korra and be able to find her?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070752 +0000" stop="20260415073150 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turning the Tides - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After Korra is rescued after being taken hostage by Tarrlok, and escaping from Amon and The Equalists, she takes time to recover and tell her friends about the dire news of Tarrlok's heritage. Stunned by this, Tenzin decides to raise it with the other council members and discuss a plan to rectify the issues that Tarrlok created.

But unknown to anyone, The Equalists begin to strike against Republic city in an attempt to take it over, until they begin a full-blown attack on the city, bombarding it with bombs and taking out the strengths of the city, one by one. What will Korra and her friends do to combat the oncoming attack of The Equalists?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073150 +0000" stop="20260415075601 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skeletons in the Closet - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Amon and The Equalists have overtaken Republic City, the future seems a lot bleaker for Korra and her friends, having to hide in the underground without being able to do anything but wait for the United Forces to come take back the city.

As the United Forces roll into Republic City by sea, General Iroh is bewildered by the lack of resistance as they come into the harbor. His bewilderment is replaced by shock as he discovers a new weapon that The Equalists have developed, which decimates his fleet.

The General is lucky to have Korra save him, and after recovering, they plot together to hatch a plan to stop Amon in his tracks. As they set out to put this plan into action, the young Avatar learns a unexpected secret about the leader of The Equalists from an old acquaintance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061420 +0000" stop="20260415063709 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danger Ahead - S02E05</title>
    <desc>To become sheriff, Deputy Craig has henchman Hatch kill revered Sheriff Roberts. The Lone Ranger, not knowing the involvement of Craig, talks to ventriloquist Boswell, who witnessed the murder, and who Craig wants dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063709 +0000" stop="20260415070001 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime in Time - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While on the trail of a couple of outlaws, The Lone Ranger and Tonto uncover a plot to tunnel into a bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415070001 +0000" stop="20260415072253 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drink of Water - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unscrupulous thieves masquerading as rainmakers hit the town of Greenville during a prolonged drought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072253 +0000" stop="20260415074531 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thieves' Money - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A dandy counterfeiter kills a treasury agent and takes his place to help the Lone Ranger and Tonto track down his gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060217 +0000" stop="20260415065048 +0000" channel="C4043.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breath of the Dragon - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jonathan, Brooke and Ty must stop a criminal who extorts money from businesses in China Town while posing as a superstitious icon known as The Dragon.
TRANSFORMATIONS: a hawk, a bull and a black panther.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065048 +0000" stop="20260415073922 +0000" channel="C4043.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Beast - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While on a well deserved vacation, Jonathan, Ty and Brooke get involved to thwart an attempt by a syndicate boss to illegally take over the town of Birch Hollow in order legalize gambling and build a large casino.
TRANSFORMATIONS: a horse, black panther, bear (twice) and hawk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060427 +0000" stop="20260415062631 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Future Smash (4): The Hydra Years - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Chasing Leader through time to WWII, Hulk teams up with Captain America to stop Red Skull. In the present, the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. fight to free the world from HYDRA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062631 +0000" stop="20260415064835 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Future Smash (5): The Tomorrow Smashers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Finally catching up to Leader in the present, Hulk reunites with the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. However, he's unexpectedly whisked into the future by teenage Smashers who battle the Leader's threats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064835 +0000" stop="20260415071038 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit of Vengeance - S02E24</title>
    <desc>While escorting Abomination to stand trial for his crimes, the Hulks run into Ghost Rider, who has come to make both Abomination and Red atone for the wrongful deeds of their past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071038 +0000" stop="20260415073242 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Monster (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Hulk is torn between his two teams -- the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. and the Avengers -- as both team up to save Earth from a Kree armada led by the Supreme Intelligence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073242 +0000" stop="20260415075445 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doorway to Destruction (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Hulk's best pal Rick Jones begins making a web-series to show the world Hulk is a hero and Big Green gets his first chance to prove it when Annihilus invades Earth!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061559 +0000" stop="20260415063742 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumble in the Jungle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on an expedition in the Congo, Max's mom uncovers and is captured by a lost civilization of talking gorillas who enslave human beings.  Max with the help of Virgil and Norman set out to rescue his mom and the enslaved humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063742 +0000" stop="20260415065926 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mother of All Adventures - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Max's mom brings a figurine back from Haiti that turns out to be filled with zombie parasites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065926 +0000" stop="20260415072109 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Norman's Conquest - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Norman struggles with his fear of facing Spike an old adversary of his family who murdered his father when he was a boy escaping from an ice prison.  Spike vowed a thousand years to finish off Norman as well, and he intends to keep that promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072109 +0000" stop="20260415074254 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Less Than 20,000 Squid Heads Under the Sea - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Max, Virgil, Norman, and a rich Texan go traveling underwater in submarine to battle a a giant octopus that is capturing and destroying ships.  While underwater, the group encounters a squid civilization.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061443 +0000" stop="20260415063830 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Playtown Mystery - S02E15</title>
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  <programme start="20260415063830 +0000" stop="20260415070216 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Comeback Mystery - S02E16</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415070216 +0000" stop="20260415072606 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cape Kennedy Caper - S02E17</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415072606 +0000" stop="20260415075002 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Williamsburg Mystery - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The team are in Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia to help restoring an old house. Spike ignoring his reading problem lands him in a mess of trouble when two crooks posing as Colonial soldiers raids a Colonial home for directions to a secret cave where a valuable diary is buried. Luckily, Spike makes it out OK, but he has to put his pride in check, while Mr. T and the team get to the bottom of this colossal Colonial caper.
Mr. T's Moral Lesson: Not being afraid to ask for help if you have a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415063419 +0000" stop="20260415071720 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hacienda Tabi - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A new group of people take the challenge to face their worst fears. Their location is the Haceinda Tabi, a former colonial outpost in the Yucatan. Clashes between the Spanish conquistadors and the Mayan people often ended in blood, and in time the once vibrant Mayan culture was lost, its people little better than slaves to their Christian overlords. But perhaps their spirits live on within these crumbling walls. And by the end of the night, each of the people visitng the location will know their answer to this question, "Is the Hacienda Tabi haunted?"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071720 +0000" stop="20260415080018 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ki Sugar Mill - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Seven people will face their greatest fears at the haunted Ki Sugar Mill. First built in 1876, this South Pacific sugar mill was plagued by strange deaths and terrible accidents, making it one of the most paranormally active sites in the world. Will the seven contestants make it to the end, or will some fall out, their fear greater than their will to see it through?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060530 +0000" stop="20260415065957 +0000" channel="C4048.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amen - S01E05</title>
    <desc>News of unrest in Wisconsin in February 2011 in response to the governor's call for budget cuts bubbles up during coverage of the ousting of President Mubarak in Egypt, and Neal finds someone who can provide updates from Cairo as the staff strive to give equal attention to both uprisings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065957 +0000" stop="20260415075751 +0000" channel="C4048.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bullies - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sloan subs for Elliot during the Japanese nuclear crisis following the March 2011 earthquake, but her harsh questioning of a Tokyo power-company representative could damage her credibility. Meanwhile, Will has a bout of insomnia that leads him to therapy, and he learns a lesson about bullying after his rude behavior in an interview.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415060412 +0000" stop="20260415062704 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil's Crossroad - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Taking place three years prior to the series, the episode focuses on Yayoi, who was a guitarist in a band before being imprisoned in a rehabilitation facility for being a latent criminal. As she anxiously waits for release so she can play the guitar again, she is approached by Kogami, who was still a detective, and Ginoza about a series of crimes occuring in the area she was once familiar with. She initially rejects their offer until Kogami gives her some guitar strings which reminded her of a guitarist she admired, Rina Takizaki. When the club they are investigating gets set on fire after Kogami's partner Mitsuru Sasayama jumps the gun in approaching culprits dealing with molotov cocktails, Yayoi decides to search for Rina, only to discover she is part of a resistance group selling the molotov cocktails in the hopes of overthrowing the Sybil system. Yayoi tries to stop Rina but finds she is unable to use the Dominator that Kogami gave her, as she wasn't actually an enforcer, and Rina escapes. Afterwards, Yayoi resolves to become an enforcer and leaves the rehabilitation center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062704 +0000" stop="20260415064956 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invitation From the Abyss - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Ginoza meets up with the head of the Public Security Bureau about Makishima, who confidentially reveals to him about the real culprit of the Specimen Case, Touma Kouzoburou, three years ago who happens to be "criminally asymptomatic" just like Makishima. She urges him to keep any doubts away from the public eye and orders him to capture Makishima. Following Yuki's funeral, Akane agrees to undergo a 'Memory Scoop' to provide a photofit of Makishima based on her memories of the incident, despite warnings from others that it may damage her Psycho-Pass. Despite reliving the traumatizing memory, the Memory Scoop is successfully completed without her Psycho-Pass reaching into dangerous levels, providing a photofit image of Makishima to aid in the investigation. Later, Ginoza discusses with Masaoka, who is actually his father, about how Akane manages to keep her Psycho-Pass from becoming unclouded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064956 +0000" stop="20260415071248 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Poison - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A man in a helmet breaks into a pharmacy, kills the staff, and departs with drugs. When the MWSPB arrives on the scene, they find his coefficient wasn't high enough to raise an alarm. The same man attacks a woman in public, brutally beating her to death with a hammer in front of a crowd and a Psycho-Pass scanner. Later, the team learn that more culprits, wearing the same helmets, rob an armored car. Kogami deduces that the second crime would have a motive, leading their investigation to a man named Jyunmei Itoh who had a grudge against the victim. As Itoh attempts to escape, Kogami deduces that helmets copy the clear Psycho-pass rate of innocent bystanders and thus help criminals avoid evasion. With Akane and Masaoka's help, he apprehends the murderer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071248 +0000" stop="20260415073540 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Town Where Sulfur Falls - S01E15</title>
    <desc>As footage of the helmet killings appear on the internet, the helmets are distributed to more criminals who begin committing more horrendous crimes out in the open, prompting bloodthirsty revenge from the public in the name of self-defense. As the MWSPB are sent in to suppress the riots, Kogami deduces that the riots are intended to draw the police away from the Health and Welfare Ministry's Nona Tower facility, where the Sibyl System is located. As Makishima and his gang break in, Kogami, Akane and Shuusei head to the scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073540 +0000" stop="20260415075832 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gate to Judgment - S01E16</title>
    <desc>As Akane, Kogami, and Shuusei enter the Nona Tower, Makishima intends to act as a diversion at the top of the tower while Guseong reaches the core of the Sibyl System in the hidden basement. Kogami and Akane decide to chase after Makishima to the top of the tower as Shuusei descends to the basement. After descending to the hidden basement, Shuusei has lost connection with the network and discovers the truth behind the Sibyl System. Meanwhile, Kogami engages in a battle with Makishima. Makishima beats Kogami but is knocked out by Akane. Kogami instructs Akane to kill Makishima but Akane was able to control her emotions. Meanwhile, Shuusei defeats the guards and confronts Guseong at the heart of the Sibyl System, who is suddenly killed by Kasei, who is revealed to be a cyborg and proceeds to override her Dominator to fire at Shuusei.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064630 +0000" stop="20260415074255 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playing with Fire - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Emotions boil over when the women see their significant others getting affectionate with the tempters and the men learn what's said behind their backs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061345 +0000" stop="20260415065657 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pool - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Rebecca and Jack take Kevin, Kate, and Randall to the community pool on a hot day and quickly realize each child is going through their own struggles. Kevin auditions for his first Broadway play in New York and meets a determined actress who is less than impressed by him. Toby runs into his ex-wife while at a restaurant with Kate, which sends Kate into a spiral of self-doubt. William is mistakenly reported as a loiterer in Randall's predominately white neighborhood, which exposes deep-rooted issues of race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065657 +0000" stop="20260415073844 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game Plan - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack and Rebecca argue about the idea of starting a family; the story behind the family's love for the Pittsburgh Steelers is revealed; Kevin discovers that the script for his part in the play is relevant to his own life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062113 +0000" stop="20260415064514 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Hug You - S02E04</title>
    <desc>David tries to have an honest conversation with Siri, but her answers tear deeper into his wounds. Mario tries to help him numb his pain and forget about the situation for a while.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064514 +0000" stop="20260415070932 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Think I Need More Time - S02E05</title>
    <desc>David wakes up at Siri's house, and she asks him to visit the emergency room to get his cut looked at. While waiting to get it checked, he has an unexpected encounter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070932 +0000" stop="20260415073542 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can’t Change Someone Else - S02E06</title>
    <desc>David tries to distance himself from Siri. He grows closer to Mario and Joanna, but Siri unexpectedly shows up in his life once again</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073542 +0000" stop="20260415075630 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rookie Mistake - S02E07</title>
    <desc>David's encounter with Siri makes him realise that he is at a crossroads and must choose between his new and old life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061426 +0000" stop="20260415063732 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moosebumps! (3) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Bullwinkle and Rocky fly to a mysterious monster-inhabited island to meet the missing mad scientist that created the serum that turned Bullwinkle into a monster, only to learn of the biggest, meanest monster on the island, Humongalon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063732 +0000" stop="20260415070039 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moosebumps! (4) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Fearless Leader uses the monster Humongalon to force everyone to surrender the world to him, Rocky and Bullwinkle try to stop them in the most massive monster battle ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070039 +0000" stop="20260415072345 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stink of Fear (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Rocky and Bullwinkle travel to Paris to enter a cooking competition, Fearless Leader sends super spies Boris and Natasha after Bullwinkle to steal his secret recipe</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072345 +0000" stop="20260415074652 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stink of Fear (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Boris and Natasha continue their mission and Bullwinkle tries to overcome his stage-fright to advance in the cooking competition, a secret government agency begins tracking Rocky &amp; Bullwinkle's movements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062154 +0000" stop="20260415064559 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Spells of Circe - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Near the zone of the Kingdom of Hades, Ulysses and the children are rendered unconscious, and the Odyssey is taken into another dimension. Their companions are taken from their chamber and placed on the Odyssey's bridge. An Earth-like planet is detected, and the now-awakened Ulysses uses a shuttle to investigate. As he does so, his companions are manipulated into piloting the Odyssey to the planet, known as Aim, by Circe the enchantress. She turns the Odyssey's crew into swine so as to be her slaves. Ulysses encounters a space commander named Hermes who tells him that his crew were taken by Circe, who wants to build a giant tower of knowledge. When she has all the knowledge of the universe, she will be able to stand up to the gods. Hermes shows Ulysses how to get to the tower, and once there he and Nono encounter Circe's librarian, also named Hermes. Ulysses finally finds Circe, who refuses to return Ulysses companions to normal. When she finds out who he is, she tells him that he can</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064559 +0000" stop="20260415071003 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hidden Truth - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The shapechanger Nereus calls Ulysses for help when Shark Men, servants of the gods, take over his planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071003 +0000" stop="20260415073408 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in the Labyrinth - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Princess Ariadne comes upon the Odyssey, and asks for Ulysses' help in saving her lover Theseus, who has been exiled to her father's labyrinth to be killed by the fearsome Minotaur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073408 +0000" stop="20260415075813 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At the Heart of the Universe - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mercurius, the bubble-dwelling "grandson of the gods," enlists Ulysses' help in taking a jewel from the brow of the giant Atlas under the promise that it will give him the power to send Ulysses home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061632 +0000" stop="20260415065315 +0000" channel="C4114.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12585 - Thursday, March 30, 2023 - S50E125</title>
    <desc>Victor is suspicious of Phyllis, Devon and Amanda discuss unfinished business, and Tucker keeps Ashley on her toes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415065315 +0000" stop="20260415073011 +0000" channel="C4114.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12586 - Friday, March 31, 2023 - S50E126</title>
    <desc>Elena loses patience with Victoria, Amanda gives Lily unsolicited advice, and Daniel receives startling news.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061105 +0000" stop="20260415063526 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pillars of Creation - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Paul, Vernon, and Becca air their dirty laundry on a weekend getaway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063526 +0000" stop="20260415070128 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bachelor/Bachelorette Party Sunday Funday - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Edgar and Lindsay plan the most epic Sunday Funday yet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070128 +0000" stop="20260415072627 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magical Thinking - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Gretchen’s anxiety comes to the surface at a major event she’s organized for her new client.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072627 +0000" stop="20260415075133 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Goddamn More Days - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Gretchen maintains an elaborate act of deception while Jimmy prepares for the big day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061910 +0000" stop="20260415072119 +0000" channel="C4168.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fog - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A girl and other passengers suffer a terrible fate. Olek frees Ling Yi from a box. The captain makes a discovery that challenges his trust in Maura.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062031 +0000" stop="20260415064900 +0000" channel="C4189.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gorillas in the Nest - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Sally and Nick have made a sleepover tent on the floor. But it's not very comfortable. The Cat's friend Gordon the Gorilla knows how to make a comfortable bed. Off to the Twisty-Misty Mountains to meet him! They discover that gorillas build nests to sleep in, with the dads sleeping on the ground and the moms and kids sleeping in a tree! Now Nick and Sally know how to make their own comfy cozy nest at home!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064900 +0000" stop="20260415071729 +0000" channel="C4189.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrapper's Delight - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Sally and Nick are trying to wrap a present for their moms. But they're having problems. Why meeting Cat's good friend Gina the Giraffe Weevil, will help! Gina shows them how she uses leaves to wrap her eggs to protect them while she waits for them to hatch. They learn how to carefully roll and fold the leaf so it doesn't rip and it protects the egg. Back at home they can finally finish wrapping their present — a statue of the Cat in the Hat!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071729 +0000" stop="20260415074558 +0000" channel="C4189.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paper Chase - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Sally and Nick are making paper airplanes, but have run out of paper! Luckily Cat's friend Dr. Twiggles can help them! Off to the Woody Wood Woods to see him. There, Dr. Twiggles shows them how to make new paper out of old paper — recycling! They watch how the old paper is shredded, then water and cleaner are added to make it into a thick, soupy mess! Then they put it through rollers that flatten it into large sheets of paper! Now Nick and Sally can make their airplanes, and the best part, they used recycled paper!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415061408 +0000" stop="20260415063544 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack &amp; Coke - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Woody and bunghole are technical terms at Jack Daniels' Tennessee headquarters where its world-famous whiskey is lovingly brewed using fire, fresh spring water, and 150 years of expertise. Help celebrate Coca-Cola's iconic contour bottle's 100th birthday at the massive Georgia facility where its special formula remains one of the best-kept secrets in the world. Wahlburgers takes pride in its red-hot Hollywood connection and their six-inch all-beef all-American wieners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415063544 +0000" stop="20260415065719 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Almost New England - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First founded in 1950, visit the massive roasting facility that allows Dunkin Donuts to serve 30 cups of coffee per second for a grand total of 1.8 billion cups every year. A hearty soup that's steeped in history, New England clam chowder starts at sea where fresh surf clams are harvested by the shipload. First invented in 1920 and proudly produced in Boston, the iconic multi-colored Slap Stix lollipop features creamy caramel swirled with banana-flavored nougat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065719 +0000" stop="20260415071851 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You Baby - S02E12</title>
    <desc>An authentic French brand steeped in history, visit Babybel's South Dakota headquarters where 600,000 pounds of milk are transformed into one million bite-size cheeses every day. Famous for his soup-slinging antics on the sitcom Seinfeld, meet the official face of Soupman and find out how the company cooks its hearty lentil soup right in the box. Part slaw and part salsa, Slawsa combines super-food cabbage with a tangy kick, and just a single batch makes enough to fill nearly 5,000 jars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071851 +0000" stop="20260415074009 +0000" channel="C4190.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Deliciouser - S02E13</title>
    <desc>It takes three truckloads per day and a million pounds of flour every week to keep up with the demand for Quiznos toasted subs. At this Florida farm, up to four million pounds of green tomatoes are harvested daily and then placed in a special vault where they ripen twice as fast. In a single day, this Georgia factory secretly transforms 100,000 pounds of cheese into perfectly crispy mozzarella sticks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415061641 +0000" stop="20260415064123 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newspaper Club and a Vampire - S01E06</title>
    <desc>During the first meeting of the Newspaper Club, Tsukune-tachi (Tsukune with Moka, Kurumu, and Yukari in convoy) is introduced to the head of the club Ginei Morioka. Kurumu and Yukari work to clear Tsukune's name.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064123 +0000" stop="20260415070605 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Girl and a Vampire - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Tsukune and the others from the Newspaper Club hand out the paper to the students, a girl named Mizore Shirayuki appears and takes an immediate liking to Tsukune.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415070605 +0000" stop="20260415073047 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Math and a Vampire - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Every guy in school notices the math teacher Lilico-sensei and admires her beauty. Unfortunately, Tsukune is falling behind the others in math and it is summer school for him if he fails the mid-terms.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073047 +0000" stop="20260415075529 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Break and a Vampire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While on summer vacation in the human world with Nekonome-sensei as their chaperone, the Newspaper Club's fun in the sun on a beach gives way to a field of sunflowers on a hill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415062521 +0000" stop="20260415072238 +0000" channel="C4815.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andrew - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the community in shock, Father Michael comforts PC Powell, who is being pressured to back up his colleagues' questionable version of events.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060056 +0000" stop="20260415064539 +0000" channel="C4841.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With relations becoming increasingly hostile, Leah resorts to more extreme measures to expose Rose but could Leah's husband be taking Rose's side?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415064539 +0000" stop="20260415073020 +0000" channel="C4841.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Leah deals with the fallout of Adam's betrayal, some unexpected news further complicates matters. The truth is finally exposed over the course of one explosive evening.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060805 +0000" stop="20260415062449 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Commotion on the Ocean - S23E08</title>
    <desc>The stooges are would-be reporters, who are tricked into becoming stowaways by "Borscht", a spy for an enemy country. Stranded on a freighter on the high seas, they discover that Borscht has concealed some stolen microfilm in watermelons they brought aboard for him. After a wild chase, they subdue Borscht and recover the microfilm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062449 +0000" stop="20260415064029 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoofs and Goofs - S24E01</title>
    <desc>Joe dreams that the stooge's sister Birdie has died and been reincarnated as a horse. The stooges take Birdie home but must conceal her from the snoopy landlord. They succeed, but more complications ensue when Birdie gives birth to a colt. Joe wakes up to suffer some abuse from the real Birdie (Moe in drag), when he tells her he dreamed she was a horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064029 +0000" stop="20260415065728 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muscle Up a Little Closer - S24E02</title>
    <desc>Joe is engaged but can't get married until he recovers the engagement ring which has disappeared. The stooges suspect the ring was stolen by Elmo, a beefy bully, who works at the same factory they do. They confront Elmo in the company gym, but he's too tough for them. Fortunately Joe's girl is even tougher, and she gets Elmo to confess and return the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415065728 +0000" stop="20260415071330 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Merry Mix-Up - S24E03</title>
    <desc>The stooges appear in triplicate as three sets of triplets who were separated a long time ago. Their reunion causes confusion and troubles for various wives and sweethearts, but it all works out in the end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415071330 +0000" stop="20260415072957 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Ship Sappy - S24E04</title>
    <desc>An eccentric scientist tricks the stooges into joining himself and his daughter on an expedition to Venus. On Venus, the boys go exploring and encounter some cannibalistic amazons who plan to devour them. The stooges escape and take off in the spaceship which goes wildly out of control. As the ship is about to crash, the scene changes to the annual meeting of the Liars Club, where the stooges win the prize as the biggest liars in the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072957 +0000" stop="20260415074637 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns a Poppin! - S24E05</title>
    <desc>Told in flashback, Moe is on trial for assaulting Larry and Joe. It seems that Moe was in debt and suffering a nervous breakdown so Larry and Joe took him to the country for rest and relaxation. After a marauding bear ruined the peace and quiet, their cabin became the scene of a shoot-out between the sheriff and an escaped outlaw. The boys captured the bad guy, and the reward would have paid Moe's debts, but the crook escaped and Moe went after Larry and Joe with an ax.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064143 +0000" stop="20260415072850 +0000" channel="C6259.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deliverance - S08E29</title>
    <desc>John Ross recovers after the surgery. Miss Ellie tells J.R. he should show Cliff the new evidence in the lawsuit. Police question the suspect in Jenna's case. J.R. asks Cliff to drop the lawsuit. Bobby and Pam vow love for one another. Ray gets excited about nailing Cliff in court and Donna doesn't like it. Donna conceals her pregnancy from Ray. The suspect confesses to having murdered Marchetta. Mitch asks Lucy to move in with him. The Ewings win the case against Cliff and Jamie. J.R. promises Mandy Winger to put Sue Ellen away into "the hands of professional medical help." Jenna is released and the Ewings throw a big victory party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060404 +0000" stop="20260415062640 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Places - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Vanessa wants to get a job at a Christian, conservative radio station. She can't tell them that she's living single together with a man. So, she tells the manager, when she has him over for dinner, that Mark is her husband and that Geneva is her wild cousin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415062640 +0000" stop="20260415064915 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pros and Convicts - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Vanessa wants to show Geneva how to have a good time. Geneva tries to hit on a man who turns out to be a police officer. He mistakes her for being a prostitute and arrests both her and Vanessa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415064915 +0000" stop="20260415071151 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Cheeseburger, Hold the Diploma - S02E20</title>
    <desc>During detention, Mark gets the kids to write job applications. Earvin gets a job and drops out of scool. He starts working at a hamburger restaurant (Clown Burger). Since it was Mark's idea to write the application, Earvin's mother tells Mark to go to that restaurant and talk Earvin into coming back to school. Mark brings Tyler and Nicole when he goes down there.   In the hamburger restaurant, Mark argues with Earvin and tries to embarass him. Finally, he gets Earvin top come back to school. But Earvin's mother still wants Earvin to have a part-time job and Mark is going to help him get one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071151 +0000" stop="20260415073304 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Groom and Doom - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Mark stands in the way of Geneva's happiness when she receives a marriage proposal from a man willing to take on being a father figure to Nicole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073304 +0000" stop="20260415075518 +0000" channel="C6689.317.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hangin' with Mrs. Cooper - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Mark mother comes to visit him because she wants to start working and get out of the house but Mark dosen't want her too so he calls his father so he can try and get her back. Mark finds out that his mother is a great teacher after P.J made her subsitute his English class after he called in sick. Mark doesn't like it so he runs over to the school and finds Earvin and Andre and the rest of the class looking at dirty pictures. He takes them. Then his mother comes in he tries to hide but she sees him. When she starts teaching he realizes that she's a good teacher. At dinner Mark father comes and talks to his mother and they get back togther. Nicole writes an ad in the newspaper so she can get her mother a date for Mother's Day. Tyler comes over and gives Geneva a piece of string for Mother's Day because she been so nice to him. At the end of the show Nicole's gift (a man) comes and Geneva grabs him by his tie and rushes out the door. At the end of the episode Mark gets his Mom to cook for</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415060318 +0000" stop="20260415075710 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075710 +0000" stop="20260415093246 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Pie</title>
    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093246 +0000" stop="20260415112637 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112637 +0000" stop="20260415130213 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Pie</title>
    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130213 +0000" stop="20260415143749 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Pie</title>
    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143749 +0000" stop="20260415163141 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163141 +0000" stop="20260415182532 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182532 +0000" stop="20260415201613 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Pie 2</title>
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    <desc>When Max sees Sophie depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, she offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business, but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company.</desc>
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    <title>And the High Holidays - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Desperate for a way to pay their overdue rent, Max and Caroline get involved with a group of of sketchy customers willing to pay top dollar for their cupcakes.</desc>
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    <title>And the Bear Truth - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A relaxing getaway for two becomes an awkward vacation for three when Max, Caroline and Andy spend a weekend together in a cabin in the woods.</desc>
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    <title>And Too Little Sleep - S02E14</title>
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    <title>And the Psychic Shakedown - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After learning that Candy Andy closed down his shop after their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her love life in the future.</desc>
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    <title>And Just Plane Magic - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Max lands tickets to a music awards show in Los Angeles, she and Caroline meet rapper 2 Chainz during the cross-country flight on a private jet.</desc>
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    <title>And the Broken Hip - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max pay a steep price for trying to remove a street performer from the entry of their shop.</desc>
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    <title>And Not-So-Sweet Charity - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline ask Caroline's rich but callous aunt for money to save their flailing cupcake shop.</desc>
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    <title>And the Temporary Distraction - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline take office temp jobs. While Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder, Max deals with a boss who makes inappropriate advances.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Hole - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Han fires Caroline when she insults his diner, so Max tries to mend their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>And the Worst Selfie Ever - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Caroline is in a tizzy when she develops a rash after a romantic evening with her former boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>And the Extra Work - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han’s diner, but when Caroline catches the director’s eye, he offers her an actual role – with strings attached.</desc>
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    <title>And the Tip Slip - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Caroline’s father asks her to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.</desc>
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    <title>And the Window of Opportunity - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline offer to deep-clean a previously hidden part of the diner they discover something that could relaunch their cupcake business.</desc>
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    <title>And the Soft Opening - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Word about a shocking incident involving a celebrity brings customers to Max and Caroline's new cupcake window.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kickstarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max’s new smartphone comes between her and Caroline.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.</desc>
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    <title>And the Group Head - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline can’t figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cronuts - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend – cake fries.</desc>
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    <title>And the Piece of Sheet - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Feeling guilty for buying hair extensions with their joint funds, Caroline splurges on a new bedding set for Max but gives the old one to charity, not realizing her old pillowcase has sentimental value.</desc>
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    <title>And the Girlfriend Experience - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After Han emails photos of a stripper’s face to his mother claiming she’s his girlfriend, he begs Max and Caroline to find her and convince her to play his girlfriend when his mother arrives from Korea.</desc>
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    <title>And the 'It' Hole - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city’s hippest new restaurants, she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pastry Porn - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Max decides to apply to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for her entrance exam.</desc>
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    <title>And the First Day of School - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting – and intriguing.  Meanwhile, Caroline dresses to impress Max’s handsome teacher, Nicolas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Life After Death - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Caroline attends her former nanny’s funeral, thinking the family will be honored to have her, but quickly finds out they have no idea who she is.</desc>
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    <title>And the French Kiss - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After an incredible make-out session with Max’s pastry school teacher, Chef Nicholas, Caroline finds out something that makes her wish it never happened.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big But - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Max finds herself wanting to be more than just friends with her pastry school partner, Deke. Meanwhile, Caroline is "hot for teacher" - the married Chef Nicholas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Dumpster Sex - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, his "home" is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered - then scared for her life - after having a shady car towed from the front of their apartment building.</desc>
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    <title>And the Icing on the Cake - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max’s friends over for a gathering at his dumpster, Caroline learns an enormous secret about his background.</desc>
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    <title>And the ATM - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.</desc>
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    <title>And the Married Man Sleepover - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Caroline asks Max and Deke to join her on her dinner date at Nicolas’s loft to help make sure she doesn’t do anything she might regret. Also, Max and Caroline treat themselves to very special hair appointments.</desc>
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    <title>And the Near Death Experience - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Caroline goes into a tailspin and brings Max into the mix when Nicolas tells her he's going to leave his wife for her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kilt Trip - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade, but finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Broke Parents - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max and Caroline to join him and his parents for dinner at their home, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride who can’t decide on what style of cake she wants – or much of anything else.</desc>
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    <title>And the New Lease on Life - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline find out the lease is up on their apartment, they’re forced to find the original tenant and have him re-sign, claiming he still lives there, or risk being evicted.</desc>
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    <title>And the Free Money - S03E23</title>
    <desc>When Caroline and Max join Sophie at the racetrack as guests of Sophie's new bookie boyfriend, Caroline's reignited love for horse racing gets out of hand.</desc>
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    <title>And the First Degree - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Caroline discovers that Max didn’t graduate high school by failing to show up for only one exam, she decides to help her best friend get her degree – and reconnect with her estranged mother.</desc>
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    <title>And the Reality Problem - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A reality show producer approaches Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' at their cupcake window.</desc>
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    <title>And the DJ Face - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Max is embarrassed when she discovers her Tuesday night boyfriend is a DJ at a grocery chain.</desc>
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    <title>And the Childhood Not Included - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Caroline accidentally loses Han’s expensive fish while cleaning the tank, Max considers selling a sentimental gift she just received from her mother in order to pay for a new one.</desc>
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    <title>And the Old Bike Yarn - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle in order to start a delivery service for their cupcake business, but discovers that Max never learned how to ride one.</desc>
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    <title>And the Brand Job - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline's partnership - and friendship - is almost torn apart when Caroline drags Max to a seminar to help brand their cupcake business.</desc>
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    <title>And the Model Apartment - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline put their apartment up for rent on AirBnb, claiming it offers an authentic “Williamsburg experience,” a group of supermodels decide it would be a fun place for a girls’ weekend.</desc>
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    <title>And a Loan for Christmas - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get a bank loan so they can mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts to sell at high-end boutiques. Also, the diner gang poses in Chestnut’s barn as part of a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.</desc>
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    <title>And the Fun Factory - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline select a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but become suspicious of the work conditions there due to their overly-enthusiastic employees.</desc>
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    <title>And the Past and the Furious - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg has something big planned for Sophie.</desc>
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    <title>And the Move-In Meltdown - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg move into Sophie’s apartment until she begins turning away all of his things.</desc>
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    <title>And the Crime Ring - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy’s apartment to recover the rings Caroline left behind after she spent the night.</desc>
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    <title>And the Knock-Off Knockout - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two prep school teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and are selling them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Great Unwashed - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline find out that one of their customers at the diner is actually a successful photographer who has been keeping a secret.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cupcake Captives - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sophie’s wedding shower is interrupted by a hostage situation and Max and Caroline’s cupcake business gets unwanted attention when a tenant is arrested while wearing their company’s T-shirt.</desc>
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    <title>And the Fat Cat - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A handsome businessman returns Max and Caroline’s missing cat, Nancy, who comes home with a big surprise.</desc>
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    <title>And the Zero Tolerance - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline attempt to bring in extra money to help pay off their bank loan by taking second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a chic restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>And the High Hook-Up - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Max pursues Nashit, a handsome new waiter at The High, despite Joe's "no hook-up" rule.</desc>
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    <title>And the Taste Test - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaids’ dresses, the girls enlist the diner gang’s help to hide the ugliest ones, in the hopes of avoiding complete and utter humiliation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Look of the Irish - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to break Nash into the modeling business in an effort to bring in extra money acting as his managers. Also, Sophie and Oleg attempt to keep celibate for 30 days before their wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Minor Problem - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s attempt to break Nash into the modeling business comes to a screeching halt when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.</desc>
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    <title>And the Grate Expectations - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline help launch the new branch of The High at JFK airport, and Sophie discovers that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Disappointing Unit - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are tasked with retrieving Sophie’s wedding dress from customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for her big wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wrecking Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline team up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction. Also, Sophie and Oleg announce that they are trying to have a baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416163133 +0000" stop="20260416165257 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Gym and Juice - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When the shower at Max and Caroline’s apartment breaks, they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym’s juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room. However, their jobs and free showers are jeopardized when Caroline has a run-in with a group of rich moms who are jealous of the attention she’s getting from a sexy trainer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Maybe Baby - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancée's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Inside Outside Situation - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The cupcake shop is boycotted after the girls refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Escape Room - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room Club.  Once the diner gang are locked inside the "Alice In Wonderland" themed Escape Room, they learn Han has ulterior motives.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Regular Down There - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Max is both puzzled and curious when the new guy she is dating expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is “not regular down there.” Also, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Coming out Party - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family’s massive money scandal, Caroline attempts to keep the truth hidden for a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.</desc>
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    <title>And the Basketball Jones - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Oleg’s pro-basketball playing cousin comes to town to play a game against Max’s favorite team and gifts her with two free tickets, but chaos ensues when the girls interfere with the game and risk ruining their cupcake business’ reputation in the process.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sax Problem - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Earl is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, Max and the diner gang join forces in order to get him back on stage performing.</desc>
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    <title>And the No New Friends - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Max reconnects with an old friend, Caroline’s jealousy inspires her to try to make some new friends of her own.</desc>
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    <title>And the Booth Babes - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline sign up to be “booth babes” in order to get into a huge gaming convention for free. Once inside, they’re shocked to see that Han’s friend has created video game characters based on them, and demand compensation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Story Telling Show - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.</desc>
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    <title>And the Lost Baggage - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio’s dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.</desc>
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    <title>And You Bet Your Ass - S05E14</title>
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    <title>And the Great Escape - S05E15</title>
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    <title>And the Pity Party Bus - S05E16</title>
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    <title>And the Show and Don't Tell - S05E17</title>
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    <title>And the Loophole - S05E18</title>
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    <title>And the Attack of the Killer Apartment - S05E19</title>
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    <title>And the Partnership Hits the Fan - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When a law firm courting Randy for a job invites Randy and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant, the evening veers off course when their eclectic cuisine doesn’t sit well with Max.</desc>
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    <title>And the Ten Inches - S05E21</title>
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    <title>And the Big Gamble - S05E22</title>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (1) - S06E01</title>
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    <title>And the 80's Movie - S06E03</title>
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    <title>And the Godmama Drama - S06E04</title>
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    <title>And the College Experience - S06E05</title>
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    <title>And the Rom-Commie - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba, and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Also, Max must decide whether it’s time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sophie Doll - S06E07</title>
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    <title>And the Duck Stamp - S06E08</title>
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    <title>And the About Facetime - S06E09</title>
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    <title>And the Himmicane - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a hurricane approaches the area, Caroline fears that a big divorce party she’s planning for a wealthy couple will get broken up when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Also, Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he’s blocking her calls, and Oleg is jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with their handsome new "manny".</desc>
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    <title>And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles - S06E11</title>
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    <title>And the Riverboat Runs Through It - S06E12</title>
    <desc>As Max and Caroline's road trip misadventures continue, their lack of money finds them stowing away and waitressing on a riverboat to New Orleans as Max tries to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie rake in big bucks when they sell pony rides with Chestnut.</desc>
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    <title>And the Stalking Dead - S06E13</title>
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    <title>And the Emergency Contractor - S06E14</title>
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    <title>And the Turtle Sense - S06E15</title>
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    <title>And the Tease Time - S06E16</title>
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    <title>And the Jessica Shmessica - S06E17</title>
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    <title>And the Dad Day Afternoon - S06E18</title>
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    <title>And the Baby and Other Things - S06E19</title>
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    <title>And the Alley-Oops - S06E20</title>
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    <title>And the Rock Me on the Dais - S06E21</title>
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    <title>And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie - S06E22</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Bad Omen - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Lightning in a Bottle - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Bad Omen - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Alpha unleashes a barrage of attacks on the siblings, enabling Omen to hijack the ship and take the royal cores. Will this be the end of House Tarron?</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Left vulnerable after Omen's attack, the royal heirs look to conceal their damaged ship but are soon confronted by the bounty hunter Magmatron.</desc>
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    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel enlist Stuart to help find their former ally, who’s being held prisoner at a bounty hunter outpost on the moon.</desc>
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    <title>Dogfight Days of Summer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With General Morando's invasion of Earth imminent, Krel tries to stop the fleet's advance with unwitting help from the kids of Arcadia.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
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    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
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    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
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    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417041206 +0000" stop="20260417043539 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417043539 +0000" stop="20260417045925 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luug's Day Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a prototype device that will create a wormhole back to Akiridion-5, but Luug swallows it whole before it can be tested further.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417045925 +0000" stop="20260417052334 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall of House Tarron - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The last defenders of House Tarron face off against General Morando and his army of Omen robots in an all-out battle for survival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052334 +0000" stop="20260417054707 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With General Morando searching for Gaylen's Core, Aja and Krel must travel into their parents' subconscious to learn the core's location first.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417054707 +0000" stop="20260417061032 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race to Trollmarket - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After learning the location of Gaylen’s Core, Toby calls Trollhunter Jim Lake, and Blinky advises the royals to consult the Soothscryer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417061032 +0000" stop="20260417063346 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glorious End: Part 1 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As the town of Arcadia gathers for the premiere of "Kleb or Alive," an army of Omens, led by an armored Kubritz, makes plans to lure out the royals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417063346 +0000" stop="20260417065749 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glorious End: Part 2 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the universe at stake, the royal heirs and their allies must gather their forces for the ultimate battle to defeat General Morando.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417065749 +0000" stop="20260417072106 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When their planet's monarchy is overthrown by a coup, royal alien teens Aja and Krel flee to Earth accompanied by their brutish bodyguard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417072106 +0000" stop="20260417074509 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After crash-landing in the town of Arcadia, the royals -- now disguised as humans -- search for suitable technology to power their ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417074509 +0000" stop="20260417080857 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Matter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a mind-reading device in hopes of blending in with humans. Elsewhere, General Morando dispatches bounty hunters to track down the royals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075529 +0000" stop="20260415081728 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glengarry Glen Dick - S06E15</title>
    <desc>After Dick and Don each buy half of a timeshare "luxury getaway," they take Mary and Sally on their first vacation there. Meanwhile, Harry's afraid of shrinking now that Tommy's taller than he is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415081728 +0000" stop="20260415083925 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Soup for the Soul - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's found the key to true happiness after reading Mary's favorite self-help book, so he rids himself of all conflict in his life -- including Mary, his main source of friction. Sally tries to help Tommy get into his college fraternity of choice by posing as the Assistant Pledge Master during Hell Week, but her grueling physical tests push Tommy to the limit. Meanwhile, Harry becomes tortured in his quest to re-paint the kitchen ceiling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415083925 +0000" stop="20260415090123 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>John Cleese reprises his role as Liam Neesam, Dick's malevolent alien nemesis in the first of a special two-part episode. In part one, Dick intercepts love letters sent to Mary by "Scoochie," a secret admirer, and plots to interject himself into Mary's upcoming assignation at a Renaissance festival with the mystery man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415090123 +0000" stop="20260415092322 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Dick can't stop Mary from dating her secret admirer "Scoochie" (really alien Liam Neesam), even though he suspects Liam is only using her as part of his plot against all mankind. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang find the "prequel" to their favorite movie, Arthur 2.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092322 +0000" stop="20260415094520 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1) - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mary is having some trouble dealing with what she saw: Dick transforming Scoochie into a monkey. Dick inevitably tells her the truth and she has a hard time to believe in it. Eventually she accepts it and even becomes fascinated by it. When everything seems to be going fine for Dick, Harry announces that their mission is over and they are to leave Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415094520 +0000" stop="20260415100718 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2) - S06E20</title>
    <desc>As a result of the manner in which Dick settled his dispute with Liam, the group is ordered home. Of course, there are always loose ends to tie up before a long space trip. Dick wants Mary to accompany them, and Sally decides to instill confidence in Don. They organize a farewell party, and Harry and Tommy decide to charge everything and not worry about being around to pay the bill. They even hire Elvis Costello to sing "Fly Me to the Moon."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100718 +0000" stop="20260415102916 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brains and Eggs - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he's feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415102916 +0000" stop="20260415105114 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Post Nasal Dick - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy's "make-out session" has an unintended consequence: he catches a bug and the crew gets its first taste of human illness. Martha Stewart has a cameo curing Harry with her apple cobbler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105114 +0000" stop="20260415111312 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's First Birthday - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dick confronts the harsh realities of middle age when he's introduced to the earthly concept of birthdays - and it dawns on him that he's getting old.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415111312 +0000" stop="20260415113510 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sally's exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415113510 +0000" stop="20260415115709 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Smoker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415115709 +0000" stop="20260415121907 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Dick - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415121907 +0000" stop="20260415124105 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonely Dick - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415124105 +0000" stop="20260415130303 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body &amp; Soul &amp; Dick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a "forthright and honest" eulogy about the universally despised academic. Meanwhile, Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an "easy" cheerleader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415130303 +0000" stop="20260415132500 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ab-Dick-ted - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415132500 +0000" stop="20260415134658 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Dick - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415134658 +0000" stop="20260415140857 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Dick - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry takes to it; Dick doesn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415140857 +0000" stop="20260415143055 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frozen Dick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415143055 +0000" stop="20260415145255 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angry Dick - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415145255 +0000" stop="20260415151454 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Harry joins a CD club and finds the responsibilities of membership overwhelming. When Nina tells Dick that Stanford has no graduate records on him and Dick reacts defensively, Dr. Albright observes that it's virtually impossible to get a straight answer from Dick about his past. As Dr. Albright reminisces about her wild, rebellious times at Berkeley and Mrs. Dubcek contributes some colorful recollections, Dick chides Tommy that, as information officer, he failed to brief the crew on the crucial sixties decade.   Dr. Albright becomes convinced that Dick is actually Manny Rosenberg, a sixties activist whom she knew briefly and who has been in hiding from the FBI for decades. Dick denies this but soon realizes that his presumed identity has somehow made him more attractive to Dr. Albright. Later, at Dr. Albright's apartment, Dick thinks that they'll at last be having sex, but Dr. Albright angrily reveals that she and Manny had an upsetting encounter that she still hasn't gotten over, and</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415151454 +0000" stop="20260415153652 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Enjoy Being A Dick - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415153652 +0000" stop="20260415155850 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Like Me - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn't "fitting in" at school. "Of course I'm not fitting in," snaps Tommy, "to fit in, you have to be something." The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. "It's loaded with every possible genre of human," he marvels. "It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick." Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexist people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155850 +0000" stop="20260415162047 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault With A Deadly Dick - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime ("This planet is in a bad neighborhood," sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415162047 +0000" stop="20260415164244 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Dick - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dick decides the reason Harry's"odd" is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry -- who then learns that he has a"thing" in his head, a communications device the others knew about all along. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164244 +0000" stop="20260415170442 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selfish Dick - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The ever-present influence of television turns the Solomons' first trip to a hospital into a madcap exercise in fantasy versus reality. After Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger, and the sight of blood leave Sally unconscious, Harry and Tommy rush them to the hospital, where the smell of sterile corridors and the gleam of surgical scrubs remind the aliens of the exciting work of their favorite TV doctors -- work that they practice on several unsuspecting patients. Meanwhile, Dick has work issues of his own when Dr. Albright finally gets her long-coveted private office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415170442 +0000" stop="20260415172640 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dick cuts up at a Japanese restaurant, but the big news is that he's there with Dr. Albright, who has finally agreed to date him. But just as they finally consummate their attraction, Harry receives bad news from the home planet: Dick has been replaced by a less benign duplicate, who traps him in the basement and takes charge of Dr. Albright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172640 +0000" stop="20260415174838 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415174838 +0000" stop="20260415181036 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of the other aliens, Dick escapes from the box and vanquishes Evil Dick, who is escorted back to his planet by Dennis Rodman, revealed as another alien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415181036 +0000" stop="20260415183234 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Dick - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to try to set the record straight -- and Sally's first experience of hotels get her hooked on room service.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415183234 +0000" stop="20260415185432 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Relationships are in jeopardy: Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting, and Dick suggests that sex will solve their problem; Harry goes on a video blind date; and August tests Tommy's loyalty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415185432 +0000" stop="20260415191630 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Ado About Dick - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Albright is afraid to be seen with Dick in public as a couple, the Solomons discover the human obsession with what other people think. In the end, Dick and Albright come out with their relationship at a faculty party. Meanwhile, sparks once again fly when Sally runs into Officer Don and decides she is going to be a cop, but Dick forbids it; and Tommy is frustrated by not having transportation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415191630 +0000" stop="20260415193828 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick the Vote - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the right vote.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415193828 +0000" stop="20260415200026 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourth and Dick - S02E07</title>
    <desc>During Pendleton's Homecoming weekend, Dick learns firsthand the importance people place in competition. Tommy has a crush on his Glee Club teacher. Sally makes Nina her best friend. Harry gets a job as a security officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415200026 +0000" stop="20260415202224 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Greatest Dick - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fueling his own ego, Dick forces Tommy into a special school for gifted students; Sally is mistaken for a drag queen; Harry dabbles in magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415202224 +0000" stop="20260415204422 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother The Alien - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Dubcek asks the aliens to baby-sit her infant nephew. Dick discovers he's not very good at taking care of things when he kills Albright's fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415204422 +0000" stop="20260415210620 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sally begins to chafe at her role as the female when Dick invites Mrs. Dubcek and her daughter Vicki for Thanksgiving dinner; but Harry and Vicki hit it off atop the dinner table. Meanwhile, it becomes a true American holiday when Tommy fights with Dick and runs away to a pool hall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415210620 +0000" stop="20260415212819 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Jokes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she's organizing. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes, providing lots of unnoticed slapstick humor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415212819 +0000" stop="20260415215017 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolly Old St. Dick - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Solomons experience their first Christmas. Dick is disillusioned but finally gets the Christmas spirit. Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the mall. Harry takes a job as a mall Santa's assistant and discovers that he isn't the real Santa. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August. Albright gets drunk on rum balls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415215017 +0000" stop="20260415221216 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proud Dick - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Because of his pride over a parking space, Dick quits his job at the university and gets one at Rusty's Burgers. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoid thinking aliens are taking over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415221216 +0000" stop="20260415223414 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romeo &amp; Juliet &amp; Dick - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of "Romeo and Juliet", Dick takes the role a little too seriously. Tommy works as the prop guy and when Mrs. Dubcek drinks Juliet's sleeping potion, Harry impersonates her and entertains her friends. Sally tries to get Officer Don to fix Albright's parking tickets and learns that he can't really do it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415223414 +0000" stop="20260415225612 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilty as Dick - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While doing a favor for Dr. Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt. Harry, desiring his own room, moves into a tree house. Tommy uses Sally to sell chocolate for a school fund-raiser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225612 +0000" stop="20260415231810 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on One Knee - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Frenchman asks Sally to marry him, so he can stay in the country. Sally plans her wedding and assigns duties to the family. Tommy discovers he has a talent for flower arranging and styling. Dick is inspired to discuss marriage with Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415231810 +0000" stop="20260415234008 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Old Song and Dick - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Dick attempts to get the magic back in his relationship, he learns it was never missing - their rut is really comfort. Sally and Harry switch jobs. Sally discovers Harry's job is more difficult that it appears, while Harry finds himself enjoying the housework and having a purpose. Tommy finds, to his delight, that August is not perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415234008 +0000" stop="20260416000207 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Brake for Dick - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Consumed with guilt after running over a chipmunk, Dick becomes an animal rights activist, forcing his views on Albright and the family. Tommy writes a letter to an advice columnist after neglecting to ask August to the Spring Dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416000207 +0000" stop="20260416002405 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Behaving Badly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When the family accuses Dick of being "whipped" by Albright, Harry helps him become his own man. Sally and Tommy have a showdown with the game Monopoly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002405 +0000" stop="20260416004604 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dickmalion - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Albright fails to get "in" with Rutherford's high society, Dick ends up making the cut, but discovers it's not what it's cracked up to be; Sally and Harry try wrestling; to impress a girl, Tommy becomes a punk at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416004604 +0000" stop="20260416010802 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sensitive Dick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to take sensitivity training after he comes down too hard on his students and they make a complaint against him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. Officer Don tries to teach Tommy how to drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416010802 +0000" stop="20260416013000 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Work For Dick - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Dr. Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416013000 +0000" stop="20260416015158 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifteen Minutes of Dick - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Sally becomes a pseudo celebrity when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant, and Dick becomes jealous while Tommy's school life is affected by Sally's newfound fame. As Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping Sally on top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416015158 +0000" stop="20260416021356 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Single Girl - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A shy and brainy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realizes why she's attracted to Officer Don: his uniform. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry write a "killer" episode of The X-Files.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416021356 +0000" stop="20260416023555 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>When Dr. Albright announces she is going to Borneo for a year, Dick decides to ask her to marry him. Because of his anxiety Dick experiences his first nightmare leading the other aliens to believe that Dick's brain is breaking down creating more anxiety and nightmares for Sally and Tommy. Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so they can return for emergency maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and risk dying as a human than to go back and chance not returning in Mary's lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416023555 +0000" stop="20260416025753 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (2) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Shaken by dreams, the Solomons may have to return home for repairs. But Dick doesn't want to go---he wants to marry Mary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416025753 +0000" stop="20260416031951 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an unpleasant order from the home planet on the hour-long third-season opener: he must marry the Big Giant Head's niece Janet. As Sally, Harry and Tommy escort Janet on the rocket to Earth, the bride-to-be sets out to prove that she's a true domestic goddess, brushing up on her skills by reading The Joy of Cooking, The Joy of Sex -- and The Joy of Yiddish. But a defiant Dick is sticking by Mary; whether Mary will stick by Dick is another question. Meanwhile, Janet's arrival in Rutherford is anything but quiet: Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416031951 +0000" stop="20260416034149 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416034149 +0000" stop="20260416040347 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricky Dick - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary take out their frustrations about their broken engagement on each other and begin an elaborate game of practical-joke one-upmanship, while Sally eyes her disinterested yoga instructor and Tommy reluctantly joins a garage band, with Harry as his roadie</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416040347 +0000" stop="20260416042545 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick-In-Law - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dick inadvertently lets a huge skeleton out of Mary's parents' closet when he accompanies her on a trip to see her folks, while Sally adjusts to new closet space when she temporarily moves in with Nina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042545 +0000" stop="20260416044743 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scaredy Dick - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dick turns out to be a scaredy cat when faced with the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit at Albright's house on Halloween night -- that's bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters -- and Harry stays home alone, except for some very weird noises coming from the basement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416044743 +0000" stop="20260416050813 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moby Dick - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to diet when he discovers he's put on an enormous amount of weight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416050813 +0000" stop="20260416053011 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eleven Angry Men &amp; One Dick - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dick longs for the chance to administer his "unique brand of jurisprudence" when he's called for jury duty; Sally falls for an "artist" [ to Officer Don's chagrin ]; and Tommy and Harry help Albright with a "preverbal" project [ they must remain mute for five days ].</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416053011 +0000" stop="20260416055209 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Dick - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dick, friendless after his breakup with Albright, tries to shoehorn Officer Don into his life as best friend and constant companion... with mixed results. Sally shanghais the slickly popular dancer Peter Connelly ("King of the Jig") to Johnny Foam's Cafe as a sacrificial lamb for her moody artist boyfriend Seth, and is horrified to learn that rather than the dark and tortured soul the fell for, Seth is a poseur... and a jig fan. Harry tries to get a job so he can buy Tommy some roller blades, but lacking the required diploma, he must first weather the indignities of night school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416055209 +0000" stop="20260416061407 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Deadly Clips - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416061407 +0000" stop="20260416063605 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom, Dick and Mary - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy tells Dick he'd really like to meet a woman closer to his real age, say someone like Angie Dickinson. Sally says it's time for her to go out and look for a real job. Dick thinks Harry's watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy goes to Mary's to return her magnifying glass that Dick has broken, and Mary observes how immature Dick is. They start talking and are immediately engrossed in a discussion about the Aztecs. Their mutual attraction is obvious. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man who's very impressed by her appearance and couldn't care less about her lack of typing skills. Dick is wild with curiosity when Mary has a lunch date with a mystery man named Tom. August tries to resume her relationship with Tommy, but he tells her he's seeing someone.
Tommy asks Dick if he's still interested in Mary, and Dick pretends he couldn't care less; Tommy couldn't be happier. Sally likes her new job, but she's already been advised that she</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416063605 +0000" stop="20260416065803 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailhouse Dick - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's doing the right thing when he offers to personally rehabilitate a criminal, but winds up doing more harm than good; Sally tries to help Mary find a new home for Pepper; and Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416065803 +0000" stop="20260416072001 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on a Roll - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real -- and turns him into an angry advocate for handicapped rights. Meanwhile, Dubcek's daughter Vicki visits but decides to become celibate, much to Harry's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416072001 +0000" stop="20260416074159 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Dickdater - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that it's time to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and return the money to the owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416074159 +0000" stop="20260416080357 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (1) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha [ Cindy Crawford ], who's been won over by Harry's simple charms,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080357 +0000" stop="20260416082555 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (2) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha (Crawford), who's been won over by Harry's simple charms, Dick an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082555 +0000" stop="20260416084754 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pickles &amp; Ice Cream - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Harry's pet follows him to Earth -- in human form; Sally visits her first gynecologist and decides to pretend she is pregnant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416084754 +0000" stop="20260416090952 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auto EuroDicka - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets in line at the movies, then doesn't understand why Dr. Albright gets upset when he keeps talking about the encounter. Dick learns that the woman is the mother of one of his students, Bug, whose father and brothers pay a visit to Dick in an effort to teach him to show a little more respect. Sally decides she needs her own car, and she, Harry, and Tommy learn about the joys of shopping at a used car lot, where they learn that the salesman is decidedly not a "friend who's there to help."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416090952 +0000" stop="20260416093150 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Tommy, tired of having to handle all of the "kid" duties [when in reality he's the oldest member of the mission], decides to retire. After he spends some time at a retirement home, he changes his mind, realizing that a big part of what makes you old is acting -- and being treated - like your old. Dick, thinking that Mary is anguished because she never got a chance to fulfill her fantasy of becoming a torch singer, tries to help her to realize that dream. He learns that sometimes the choices we make between two career paths can be right on the money. In a moment of weakness, Officer Don steals a pair of Sally's panties, and makes a series of vain attempts to return them without being caught in the act.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416093150 +0000" stop="20260416095348 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck with Dick - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Dick wants to get back together with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick. Their first (and only) stop: Mary's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095348 +0000" stop="20260416101546 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Daddy's Little Girl - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life, while Harry walks into Rutherford College's vacant radio studio and begins his career as a shock jock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101546 +0000" stop="20260416103744 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Physics of Being Dick - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's research assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change for himself (he wants to be a cop) after a disastrous Career Day at Tommy's school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416103744 +0000" stop="20260416105942 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Your Average Dick - S03E22</title>
    <desc>John Cleese puts his zaniness to good use in a two-part guest shot as a new professor who's even nuttier than Dick. And smarter. He's hotshot Dr. Liam Neesam, and he's a little too good at everything he does. He makes his first appearance in Part 1, as Albright (Curtin) is getting fed up with the fact that Dick -- and the rest of the Solomons, for that matter -- are "weird." "It's like being around the Addams Family," she moans. So Dick sets out to make his brood "average," and succeeds so completely that Albright finds him boring. Enter the off-kilter Dr. Neesam, who she thinks is kind of charming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105942 +0000" stop="20260416112140 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Other Guy - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor -- and a rival for Albright's affections -- with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally feels that she's losing her touch with men after Don seems to lose interest in her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112140 +0000" stop="20260416114338 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally and Don's First Kiss - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Sally turns to romance novels for inspiration when it's time for her first kiss with Officer Don. Unfortunately, whether they try it on a windy, moonlit bluff or in the Solomons' kitchen, the kiss just isn't special enough. Sally becomes resigned to breaking up with Don, but when she goes to the police stable to tell him, the magical combination of horses, thunder, lightning, and Don's newfound forcefulness combine to make Sally realize Don's the guy for her after all. Dick is perturbed because Lucy the cafeteria lady charges him -- and only him -- for crackers. Realizing he has no control over her inexplicable dislike for him allows him to free himself from being bothered by her unjust treatment. Harry graduates from night school, and he and fellow classmates Mrs. DeGuzman and Larry reminisce about all the great times they had together during their ten-week enrollment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114338 +0000" stop="20260416120536 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Aliens Camp - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dick takes the family camping as a mission bonding activity. At the campsite, the family and Mary all become angry with Dick -- the family because he lies about bringing Mary along after he tells them it's "family only," and Mary because he tells her the family doesn't mind she's coming along. After they all cast him out, Dick goes off by himself and attempts to form a new society with a troop of Beaver Scouts he encounters. The Solomons assume Dick is lost and set out to find him. They (especially Sally, who resents her command being usurped) initially reject Mary's offers of help in finding Dick... until they realize she knows a lot more about the outdoors than they do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416120536 +0000" stop="20260416122734 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tooth Harry - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Mary is asked to appear in a new Pendelton University promotional video. Dick whines until he is also allowed to participate. Unfortunately, neither of them shares the director's vision of what their "performances" should be like, and they are unceremoniously replaced by other "actors" (including Tommy). Harry volunteers to drive Nina to the dentist. A romance develops, but fizzles when the money Harry leaves under Nina's pillow as a Tooth Fairy reward is misinterpreted, and Nina, highly offended, throws him out. Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment, but his glee soon turns to gloom when she starts seeing the place as less of a love nest and more of a one-woman party zone that she can trash whenever she wants to. When Don calls her attention to her inconsiderate behavior, she apologizes -- but he still takes back his key.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416122734 +0000" stop="20260416124932 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The Solomons wind up their third season -- and perhaps their mission on Earth -- with a romantic dinner party that turns predictably raucous. The chef is Tommy, who has just "come out" as a gourmet. The guests: Dick and Mary, Don and Sally and Harry and Mrs. Dubcek's amorous daughter Vicki, who is back in his life. The trouble is, Vicki's jealous ex-boyfriend is hot on her trail. He's also hot to "put a hurt" on the competition and kidnaps Harry just before he transmits a message from the Big Giant Head. The other Solomons miss the communique, which promises devastating consequences for the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124932 +0000" stop="20260416131130 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131130 +0000" stop="20260416133329 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Mad Dick - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary is named the new dean, Dick assumes her power also applies to him, and wastes no time in firing his nemesis from the lunchroom, Lucy -- who immediately files a grievance. Meanwhile, an excited Sally prepared to lose her virginity to Don, but finds herself unable to discuss the event with anyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133329 +0000" stop="20260416135527 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feelin' Albright - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Sally learns that she's not Don's first girlfriend, she is consumed with retrospective jealousy and determines to track down his exes. Meanwhile, Dick learns what it's like to be the dean's boyfriend when everyone ignores him at a function except the other "faculty wives". He decides to prove his worth by staging a fashion show to raise money for repairs to the campus statue, but succeeds in raising only $100 above expenses. Meanwhile, Harry and Tommy "creep out" Mrs. Dubcek by setting themselves up in business with a lemonade stand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416135527 +0000" stop="20260416141726 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collect Call for Dick - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Dick almost bites into a "Fuzzy Buddy" in a fast-food restaurant burger, he becomes obsessed with the collectibles. Meanwhile, Tommy goes overboard on school spirit when he becomes the basketball team's mascot. The Solomons confront the collector mentality when they discover Fuzzy Buddies -- highly collectible small plush animal toys. Sally enjoys the thrill of the hunt and the prospects for financial rewards, Harry just thinks they're cute, but for Dick it's deeper -- he enjoys the sensation of collecting until it gets to be like a drug for him, and his family and friends have to do an intervention. In an effort to instill "pep" into Tommy, the basketball coach forces him to become the team mascot, "Hootie the Owl." Initially contemptuous, Tommy finds that folks (especially cute cheerleaders) dig him when he's in costume, and the power goes to his head. When the team loses, Tommy, high on school spirit, tackles the coach, landing him in the principal's office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416141726 +0000" stop="20260416143924 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got To Do, Got To Do With Dick? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dick, frustrated because busy dean Mary never seems to have time for him, finds himself increasingly enchanted with his new officemate, Jennifer. Confused by his feelings, he vows to resist the attraction, but it's too much for him -- they kiss. Sally tries to fix Nina up with Don's friend Eric, then takes it as a personal insult when it doesn't turn out to be a love match. She schemes to bring them back together, but the only passion she manages to ignite between them is their rabid dislike for each other -- hardly a satisfying victory for Sally. Tommy fixes up the "Love Tester" machine at the bar where Harry works, then is miffed that he can't make it go higher than "Cold Fish."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416143924 +0000" stop="20260416150122 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Dick Pentameter! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Dick tells Mary he thinks they should see other people, and she laughingly agrees, not knowing he already has a candidate lined up--new officemate Jennifer. Dick is fascinated by Jennifer's intoxicating giggle, her adorable penchant for rhyming, and the brave way she copes with her numerous food allergies. Just as a furious Albright learns of Dick's new dalliance, he begins to grow less and less enchanted with Jennifer's eccentricities (particularly the rhyming), and to regret ever having ended things with Mary. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy question the limited functions of the kitchen and the living room, and decide to design an Uber-room with the best elements of each--"the Klivingtchen."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416150122 +0000" stop="20260416152315 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D3: Judgement Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dick decides to dump Jennifer and finagle his way back into Mary's heart as an uproarious three-part romantic misadventure concludes. Dick, who has been driven to distraction by Jennifer's allergies and constant rhyming, is in luck, at least as far as Mary is concerned: she's seen him with Jennifer and is willing to eat some crow to win him back. It would seem that Dick holds all the cards. Now all he has to do is play them. Meanwhile, Officer Don turns Sally on to the joys of bowling, and comes to wish that he hadn't.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416152315 +0000" stop="20260416154513 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecent Dick - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendelton for a model search, the Solomons react to the issue of nudity in different ways. The idea intrigues Sally, who decides to pose---which infuriates Don, who chooses to cancel his lifetime subscription. As for Dick, he encourages Sally, but becomes apoplectic when he learns that Mary posed for art photos 20 years before. And Harry? He simply takes off his clothes. "I just wanted to find out if this whole clothes thing is just a big scam," he explains. Meanwhile, Tommy's overdressed: he wants to impress his new lab partner Alissa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154513 +0000" stop="20260416160712 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Dick! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>As the New Year approaches, Dick is in despair because he feels he hasn't accomplished anything all year. Meanwhile, Don gives Sally a necklace, then earrings, for Christmas but she wants more. Dick, pondering the significance of New Year's Eve, fears that he's done nothing of consequence in 1998. When he mistakenly thinks it's midnight a few minutes early, he embraces Mary and dances with her in the snow -- a perfect moment that he later realizes was not only his most meaningful act of 1998, but also a lovely way to start 1999. Harry hires Larry and Mrs. DeGuzman to work at Happy Doug's Bar with him, but they're both so dang lazy, he fires them both on New Year's Eve. Officer Don gets upset that Sally takes advantage of his nice-guy nature, and he lays down the law -- her cutesy, little-girl cajoling will no longer work on him. Sally realizes that with her feminine appeal comes a great deal of responsibility for using it benevolently, and she vows to do better in the New Year. Tommy,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416160712 +0000" stop="20260416162911 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two-Faced Dick - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head grants Sally's three-year-old request for a "gender reassignment" - and switches her body with Dick's. Meanwhile, Harry takes over Happy Doug's bar while Doug is on vacation. Responding to a three-year-old request from Sally that she be given a male body, the Big Giant Head switches Sally's body with Dick's. Each of them has to cope with all the thorny details of gender reassignment, including such specifics as how to deal with men's catcalls, and where to find cute shoes in Dick's size. Plus, each of them has to successfully maintain the other's romantic relationship. They each get as far as a kiss, but before things go any further, their request to switch back is granted, leaving them both far more knowledgeable about what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex. Also, vacationing Doug leaves Harry in charge of the bar, which turns ugly when some tough-looking bikers start hanging out there. Just when Harry and Tommy have decided that the bikers aren't such ba</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416162911 +0000" stop="20260416165108 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an invitation to a family reunion that was meant for someone else, but decides to put down 'roots' and pass himself off as Richard Solomon, the long-missing nephew of Abe and Florence Solomon in Indiana. But acquiring an extended family proves to have its drawbacks when Dick, Sally Harry and Tommy go to Indiana with Mary to meet their new relatives and discover the reason why the real Richard Solomon dropped out of sight 43 years ago. While Harry immediately clicks with crotchety Uncle Abe, Cousin Jacob is decidedly frosty to Dick. Meanwhile, Cousin Janine is more than frosty (she's downright freaked) when Tommy tries to get friendly with her. "We're very distant cousins," he wails. "You have no idea how distant we are."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416165108 +0000" stop="20260416171306 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Taxes - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After three years on the planet, the Solomons finally learn about an organization called the IRS. They also learn that they owe it $9500. What to do? Dick's idea: "We can lie." Dick's never paid taxes, and after trying to fill out the forms himself, he enlists Mary's help. When he sees how much he owes, he decides to be the only American ever to think of the brilliant idea of cheating on his taxes. When Dick gets an audit notice, Tommy has to fudge an explanation for what each family member has been doing for the past six years. The auditor, however, doesn't buy any of it -- even the "we're aliens" defense, which he's heard before. The Solomons agree to pay their hefty tax bill, and thank their lucky stars their true identities are still a secret. As part of the tax deception, Sally pretends she had a failed home business -- a hair salon -- but when she puts up the sign, women start pouring in. Sally enjoys the camaraderie and the gossip, but never quite gets the hang of cutting hair,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416171306 +0000" stop="20260416173505 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally Forth - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Sally tells Officer Don she can't take living with Dick, Harry, and Tommy anymore, he assumes that she wants him to propose. Sally realizes, however, that what she really wants is to start living as an independent woman, and they tearfully break off their engagement. When Dick has a tenant-landlord dispute with the Dubceks, he casts Harry out of the family for consorting with the enemy. The situation escalates to the point where Dick, frozen and filthy, is reduced to squatting in his apartment without benefit of heat or lights. The feud ends when Dick realizes he was so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to an important milestone in Sally's life -- her all-too-brief engagement. When Alissa, the girl of his dreams, gets detention, Tommy works hard to get punished as well, in the hopes that it will provide him with the perfect opportunity to ask her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173505 +0000" stop="20260416175704 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paranoid Dick - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Albright's feeling a little uncertain about her waning power at the college, and Dick eggs her on into full-blown paranoia. As a result, she gets caught breaking into another professor's office looking for evidence of a nonexistent conspiracy against her, and winds up losing her deanship. Meanwhile, Vicki Dubcek convinces Sally that the perfect thing to help her get over her breakup with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen. Vicki and Sally engage in the rituals of backstage flirtation with a seductive Neil Diamond impersonator. Harry manages to win big at gambling without getting hooked, but loses all of his winnings to the lure of the casino gift shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416175704 +0000" stop="20260416181902 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House That Dick Built - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Dick feels like his control over the mission is falling to pieces when Sally decides to move out, and Harry considers having a baby with Vicki Dubcek. Dick tries to sabotage Sally's attempts to find a new place, but Sally decides to rent the apartment over Mrs. Dubcek's garage, Dick breaks in, posing as an intruder, to scare Sally into moving back home, but she beats the tar out of him. Meanwhile, Harry's debating whether or not he should have a baby with Vicki because he's unsure, both of his and Vicki's parenting abilities, and of the consequences of human/alien interbreeding. The two of them drop in on the house where Tommy's helping Alissa baby-sit so Harry can take the baby for a "test drive." When he sees how good Vicki is with the baby, he knows everything's going to be fine. Also, Tommy tries to figure out whether or not he's officially Alissa's "boyfriend."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416181902 +0000" stop="20260416184101 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstitious Dick - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a chain letter, but hesitates to discard it when he sees all of the ill fortune that befalls Mary after she scoffs and tosses hers out. When Dick does throw his away, he worries that he won't receive the prestigious physics grant he's applied for, and becomes obsessed with oddball charms and superstitious behaviors he thinks will bring him luck. What he doesn't realize until too late is that his weird behavior itself has caused him to lose the grant. Sally discovers the wonders of the Hardware Stop Superstore with the help of hunky and extremely competent employee Justin, and begins concocting problems just to spend time with him. Harry, whose orange shirt looks exactly like the Hardware Stop uniform, is baffled when other customers keep asking him to help them make keys, weigh bags of nails, and answer hardware questions. Also, chagrined that Alissa seems to have a massive crush on the Rutherford Ice Hogs' star hockey player, Tommy becomes concerned that he's not manly e</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416184101 +0000" stop="20260416190259 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y2dicK - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dick, who's never figured out computers, decides it's time to get plugged in. He discovers e-mail and the internet, and withdraws completely from the physical world, relying on take-out food, chat rooms, and live video feeds, and shutting out people, fresh air, and sunlight. When Mary tries to drag him away, he knocks over a Big Gulp cup, shorting out his system. Venturing outside to find the fuse box, Dick realizes that his computer wasn't keeping him connected to the world -- it was keeping him separated. Sally and Tommy go to buy a new TV set, but the more they learn about the available technology, the less satisfied they are with each purchase they make, until they've upgraded themselves into near-bankruptcy. Sadder but wiser, they return their expensive audiovisual equipment to the store. Also, Harry's all for trying to have a baby with Vicki, until the whole medical-science part of it makes it impossible for him to get in the mood. He tells Vicki it's the natural way or no way, a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416190259 +0000" stop="20260416192457 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192457 +0000" stop="20260416194655 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Solomon - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Now that Sally's moved out and won't clean for them anymore, the male Solomons decide that it's time to get a maid. They hire Mary's cleaning woman, Cathy, an inscrutable woman who makes their place sparkle. Overwhelmed by the results, the Solomons begin thinking of Cathy less as help and more as a treasured family member -- despite the fact that Cathy gives them no encouragement to do so. Meanwhile, Sally, jealous of the guys' affection for Cathy, decides that she'll turn the tables -- if Cathy can "steal" Sally's family, Sally can steal Cathy's. Finally, Cathy, tired of the Solomons' intrusion into her private life, quits. Also, Tommy joins the staff of the school paper and is made editor, displaying a penchant for unearthing scandals both real and imagined. Busy with his new duties, Tommy assigns ex-girlfriend August to review Alissa in "My Fair Lady." August's review is unflattering but honest, and Tommy, true to his journalistic ideals, decides to run it. When confronted by a tear</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416194655 +0000" stop="20260416200853 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Hunter - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious woman, Charlotte, turns up in Dick's life, claiming first to be auditing his class, then to be writing an article about him, then to be an "intellectual groupie." She charms Sally, Tommy, and Harry, who are happy to oblige when she offers to help plan the surprise birthday party that Dick has demanded they throw him. Dick is too busy having his ego stroked, and the family is too busy being grateful for her help, to wonder what Charlotte's real story is -- which they regret when they learn she's an alien hunter, come to dissect Dick's brain with the help of her hulking son, Ned. Although Charlotte's called all the invitees to tell them the party's canceled, they begin showing up anyway, interrupting the skull-cutting process. Ned ties them all up in Mrs. Dubcek's basement. Sally, Harry, Tommy, Don, and the others run upstairs just as the FBI arrives to capture Charlotte, a well-known crackpot who has mistakenly thought any number of innocent citizens to be aliens. The Solom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416200853 +0000" stop="20260416203052 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick vs. Strudwick - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Dick's faculty nemesis, Dr. Vincent Strudwick, writes a physics book that's hailed as a work of genius. When Dick realizes that writing a better book would expose him as a superior alien being, he seeks another means of getting even, finally seizing on Strudwick's displeasure at learning that his teenage daughter Alissa is dating dreaded Solomon spawn Tommy. Dick manipulates Alissa to cause trouble between her and her father, and the conflict comes to a head at the taping of a TV panel show about Strudwick's book, which erupts into Jerry Springer-style fisticuffs. Meanwhile, Sally and Don, feeling "lonely" since their breakup, find themselves succumbing to "ex sex." Also, once Albright befriends a group of misfit Nobel laureates who are in town to hail the publication of Strudwick's book, she can't shake them -- they've imprinted on her like a litter of helpless kittens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203052 +0000" stop="20260416205250 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Near Dick Experience - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Sally, Harry, and Tommy narrowly miss being crushed by a chandelier at a restaurant, their near-death experience fills them with a new reverence for life -- and fills Dick with jealousy that he wasn't able to share this deep experience. The newly enlightened trio volunteers at a soup kitchen for the homeless, and Dick signs up for a wilderness hiking trip with Mary, hoping like the dickens that he'll lose his footing and find serenity via a near-death experience of his own. While Dick is trying desperately to have his own near-miss with death, the others learn that their new appreciation for every leaf, every bird, and every fellow man is fading rapidly with the passage of every hour. Sally, Tommy, and Harry have just about returned to being their blasé, uncaring selves just as Dick joins them on the roof, bursting with news about how he's just managed to escape death's clutches in a car accident. Now Dick's found a new love for life, but he's still the odd man out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205250 +0000" stop="20260416211448 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416211448 +0000" stop="20260416213646 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reeling in the aftermath of his demotion, Dick has to get used to taking orders from everyone else in the crew -- even Harry -- a humiliating experience that makes it difficult for him to perform sexually. Even though she didn't want to believe the family's taunts about the reasons for her promotion, Sally finally realizes Stone only made her High Commander because of her looks. Stone makes a pass at Albright, who declines and tells Dick, who's psyched that Stone's changed his mind about Mary. Stone goes to the prom with Tommy and Alissa, where a drunken Stone dumps a punchbowl over Alissa's head, then serenades the promgoers -- including a bedazzled Vicki, who decided it was finally time to attend her junior prom -- with "Close To You." In the high school hallway, Stone encounters Vicki and "beams" her up to his "bachelor pod" for some lovin'. The next morning, Vicki turns up pregnant, and her pregnancy develops to full term in a matter of moments. Stone, who had been planning to make</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416213646 +0000" stop="20260416215846 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode I: The Baby Menace - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215846 +0000" stop="20260416222044 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick for Tat - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After he learns that Mary once had a fling with Dr. Strudwick, Dick determines that he must retaliate -- but he has to convince Mrs. Strudwick to take part in his plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222044 +0000" stop="20260416224243 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifth Solomon - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Solomons don't realize how fond they are of their car until Dick wrecks it. Meanwhile, Harry finds out about insurance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416224243 +0000" stop="20260416230441 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M for Dick - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Solomons attend an interactive murder mystery at a mansion, but they don't have a clue that other guests are actors and that the action is scripted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230441 +0000" stop="20260416232639 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick &amp; Tuck - S05E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Mary and Nina drooling over a photo of Harrison Ford, Dick looks into the possibility of undergoing plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Harry has his outlook changed after the surgeon assesses his features and pronounces them perfect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416232639 +0000" stop="20260416234839 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner? - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about racism when they mistakenly attend a white power rally, then enter a poetry contest for elementary school students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234839 +0000" stop="20260417001037 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Sally - S05E07</title>
    <desc>While Sally finds out about birth control and Dick learns about tipping, Tommy and Harry discover the rewards of panhandling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001037 +0000" stop="20260417003235 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charitable Dick - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Dick finds out what it means to be charitable when he attends a charity auction and gets into a bidding war with Strudwick over a worthless painting. Meanwhile, Sally tries to stop snoring, and Harry and Tommy attempt to write a new statement for the Solomons' mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003235 +0000" stop="20260417005433 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Albright gets a grant to make a documentary about the Solomons, whom she admits she has been studying for the past four years and has concluded are "the typical American family." Taking this as the ultimate tribute to the success of their secret mission, Dick orders everyone to cooperate, but when the action begins, all sorts of dramatic revelations occur. To cover up their true secret, the aliens find themselves inventing escalating cover stories: Sally is really a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed (but only because Dick beats him), Harry is an alcoholic, and Dick -- well, Dick is a posturing, authoritarian fool. Who'd have thought it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005433 +0000" stop="20260417011632 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When the aliens' washer and dryer break down, Harry, Tommy and Sally discover a whole new world at the laundromat: the men flirt outrageously, while Sally becomes the Judge Judy of laundry offences. Meanwhile, Mary suggests that she and Dick expand their social lives by finding another couple to spend time with, and when the other couple starts to avoid them, they assume it is because of Dick's bizarre behavior -- only to discover it's she they don't like.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011632 +0000" stop="20260417013830 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When he learns that Mary is seeing a therapist, Dick's paranoid about what she might be saying about him. Meanwhile, Tommy's intimidated about having sex with Alissa when he finds that it won't be her first experience. When Mary's rebellious niece Tiffany comes on to him, he is only to happy to dispose of his virginity -- and to inform Alissa he has solved "their" problem. (Can this be the end of Alissa?)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013830 +0000" stop="20260417020029 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns - S05E12</title>
    <desc>William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020029 +0000" stop="20260417022227 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rutherford Beauty - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Dick gets in trouble with Mary when he shares with her his compulsive erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally tries everyone's patience when she becomes a fanatical follower of a lifestyle guru a la Marta Stewart, and Mary asks her to cater her dinner party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022227 +0000" stop="20260417024426 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Dick Went to Market - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice -- the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024426 +0000" stop="20260417030624 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Youth is Wasted on the Dick - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030624 +0000" stop="20260417032822 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Strikes Out - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When a new chancellor shakes things up at Pendleton, Dick gets a striking idea and convinces his fellow faculty members to resign en masse. Meanwhile, Tommy takes a job at a pretzel stand at the mall, but finds that working for girlfriend Alissa isn't as much fun as he expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032822 +0000" stop="20260417035021 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dick? - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Over Mary's objections that she can't dance, Dick insists that together they can win the school Badger Day dance contest. Meanwhile, Sally and Alissa become pals -- and when they go clothes shopping together, Tommy's frustrated because Sally has a chance to see Alissa naked in the dressing room. Meanwhile, when Harry and Nina join the contest, it soon becomes clear to Dick that if he wants to win, he'll have to change partners to dance. A competitive Dick enters the Badger Day dance contest but when his tangle footed partner Mary quits in disgust, he commandeers Harry's date, the more nimble Nina, out from under his nose. Elsewhere, just when it appears that Sally will finally become friends with Alissa, she turns vindictive when Alissa accidentally walks in on Officer Don and sees him "au natural."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035021 +0000" stop="20260417041219 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dick and Harry tumble down an abandoned airshaft, prompting a televised search-and-rescue headed by an eccentric Scottish expert known as "the Hole," who promptly clashes with an agitated Sally over his unorthodox rescue method. Meanwhile, down in their dark prison, an excitable Dick finally loses control while Zen-like Harry remains cool and calm. Above ground, Tommy tries to make a fast buck by hawking souvenirs of his trapped friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041219 +0000" stop="20260417043418 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series and makes Dick (unaware Frank is gay) jealous. When Frank confesses he has a secret, Dick jumps to the conclusion that Frank is also an alien, "comes out" to Frank, and is soon cavorting in Rutherford's finest gay bar while thinking it is a hangout for other covert aliens. Meanwhile, the other Solomons plan a bank robbery, but fall prey to mutual suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043418 +0000" stop="20260417045616 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon's Day Off - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While Dick discovers the pleasures of faking "a sick day," the other Solomons find new kicks listening to cell-phone calls on Officer Don's misplaced scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045616 +0000" stop="20260417051815 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1) - S05E21</title>
    <desc>It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417051815 +0000" stop="20260417054014 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head has revealed to Dick that he is his father, and so would like to get to know his girlfriend Mary better; however, Mary gets drunk at the dinner party and reveals that she has slept with over forty men in her lifetime. The Big Giant Head orders Dick to break up with Mary so he decides to run away with her, before Tommy reminds him that Earth children defy their parents all the time. Meanwhile, Vicki invites Harry's new girlfriend Janice to Tommy's graduation, where she attempts to kill her from beneath the bleachers; however, Sally quickly realizes what's going on and rushes to intervene before it is too late. The time comes for Tommy's speech, but he puts aside talking about his achievements to try to convince Alissa to forgive him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054014 +0000" stop="20260417060212 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Liaisons Dickgereuses - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's rich, spoiled sister Renata arrives in Rutherford. Dick formulates a plan to help Mary get the best of her once and for all. But Dick's falls in temptation when he gets a chance to live a life of luxury.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417060212 +0000" stop="20260417062410 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear and Loathing in Rutherford - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to reconcile with Alissa, Tommy goes to her house with the feeble excuse that she still has the beer tap they rented for the senior party and he needs to return it. Strudwick snidely tells Tommy that he thought Alissa had given him his walking papers. But Alissa surprises her father by leaving the house with Tommy carrying a suitcase (containing the beer tap). A few hours later Strudwick goes to the Solomons' apartment looking for Alissa. Mrs. Dubcek observes that the evidence points to an elopement. Dick and Strudwick enlist Mary's help and drive off to stop the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417062410 +0000" stop="20260417064608 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indickscretion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dick invites Sally and Don to join himself and Mary on a date. But when the conversation turns to their sex lives, Don and Mary have adverse reactions. Meanwhile, Dick and Harry take a road trip, but only get as far as the gas station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417064608 +0000" stop="20260417070805 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (1) - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Dick, Sally and Harry are bourd so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417070805 +0000" stop="20260417073004 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (2) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417073004 +0000" stop="20260417075203 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Dickie Can't Teach - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college.
Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being.
On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417075203 +0000" stop="20260417081401 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.D.O.C. - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens give Tommy a big send-off to college, including two cases of beer and a fake ID, but as he's leaving Sally and Harry get ready to interview his replacement.
The candidates have materialized in the closet and are ready and waiting. Both aliens are sold on Christie, an extremely efficient young woman, until they meet the incredibly handsome Bryce. Sally's bowled over by Bryce and hires him on the spot. Harry's upset, but he's quickly overruled. Meanwhile, Dick drops Tommy off at his dorm, and they reminisce about all the missions they've been on together.
Sally's loving every minute that Bryce is around, but after Bryce's first day on the job, Dick decides to go get Tommy and bring him back. Tommy's already enjoying college and flirting with girls. Dick arrives and tries to convince Tommy to come home and go to Pendleton if he must go to college, but Tommy says he's not leaving. He does manage to convince Tommy that to impress the girls and really make a name for himself he ha</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073658 +0000" stop="20260415080835 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415080835 +0000" stop="20260415083259 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415083259 +0000" stop="20260415085733 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415085733 +0000" stop="20260415092345 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092345 +0000" stop="20260415094806 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415094806 +0000" stop="20260415101408 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415101408 +0000" stop="20260415103840 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103840 +0000" stop="20260415110306 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415110306 +0000" stop="20260415112724 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112724 +0000" stop="20260415115140 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115140 +0000" stop="20260415121556 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121556 +0000" stop="20260415124012 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124012 +0000" stop="20260415130430 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130430 +0000" stop="20260415132845 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132845 +0000" stop="20260415135431 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135431 +0000" stop="20260415141847 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141847 +0000" stop="20260415144313 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415144313 +0000" stop="20260415150729 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150729 +0000" stop="20260415153201 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153201 +0000" stop="20260415155623 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155623 +0000" stop="20260415162045 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162045 +0000" stop="20260415164657 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164657 +0000" stop="20260415171139 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171139 +0000" stop="20260415173741 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173741 +0000" stop="20260415180917 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415180917 +0000" stop="20260415183341 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183341 +0000" stop="20260415185815 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185815 +0000" stop="20260415192427 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192427 +0000" stop="20260415194849 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194849 +0000" stop="20260415201451 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415201451 +0000" stop="20260415203923 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415203923 +0000" stop="20260415210349 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415210349 +0000" stop="20260415212806 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212806 +0000" stop="20260415215222 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215222 +0000" stop="20260415221638 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221638 +0000" stop="20260415224054 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224054 +0000" stop="20260415230512 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415230512 +0000" stop="20260415232928 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232928 +0000" stop="20260415235514 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235514 +0000" stop="20260416001930 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001930 +0000" stop="20260416004355 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416004355 +0000" stop="20260416010811 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010811 +0000" stop="20260416013243 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416013243 +0000" stop="20260416015705 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015705 +0000" stop="20260416022127 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416022127 +0000" stop="20260416024739 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024739 +0000" stop="20260416031221 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031221 +0000" stop="20260416033823 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033823 +0000" stop="20260416040959 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040959 +0000" stop="20260416043423 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416043423 +0000" stop="20260416045857 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416045857 +0000" stop="20260416052509 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052509 +0000" stop="20260416054931 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054931 +0000" stop="20260416061533 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061533 +0000" stop="20260416064005 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416064005 +0000" stop="20260416070431 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070431 +0000" stop="20260416072849 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072849 +0000" stop="20260416075305 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075305 +0000" stop="20260416081720 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081720 +0000" stop="20260416084136 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084136 +0000" stop="20260416090554 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090554 +0000" stop="20260416093010 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093010 +0000" stop="20260416095556 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095556 +0000" stop="20260416102012 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102012 +0000" stop="20260416104438 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104438 +0000" stop="20260416110854 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110854 +0000" stop="20260416113326 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416113326 +0000" stop="20260416115747 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115747 +0000" stop="20260416122209 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122209 +0000" stop="20260416124821 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124821 +0000" stop="20260416131303 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131303 +0000" stop="20260416133905 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133905 +0000" stop="20260416141042 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141042 +0000" stop="20260416143506 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416143506 +0000" stop="20260416145939 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145939 +0000" stop="20260416152551 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416152551 +0000" stop="20260416155013 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155013 +0000" stop="20260416161615 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161615 +0000" stop="20260416164047 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164047 +0000" stop="20260416170513 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170513 +0000" stop="20260416172931 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172931 +0000" stop="20260416175347 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175347 +0000" stop="20260416181803 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181803 +0000" stop="20260416184219 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184219 +0000" stop="20260416190636 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190636 +0000" stop="20260416193052 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193052 +0000" stop="20260416195638 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195638 +0000" stop="20260416202054 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202054 +0000" stop="20260416204520 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204520 +0000" stop="20260416210936 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210936 +0000" stop="20260416213408 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213408 +0000" stop="20260416215830 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215830 +0000" stop="20260416222252 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222252 +0000" stop="20260416224904 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416224904 +0000" stop="20260416231346 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231346 +0000" stop="20260416233948 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233948 +0000" stop="20260417001124 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001124 +0000" stop="20260417003548 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003548 +0000" stop="20260417010022 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010022 +0000" stop="20260417012634 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012634 +0000" stop="20260417015056 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015056 +0000" stop="20260417021658 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021658 +0000" stop="20260417024130 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024130 +0000" stop="20260417030555 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030555 +0000" stop="20260417033013 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033013 +0000" stop="20260417035429 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035429 +0000" stop="20260417041845 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041845 +0000" stop="20260417044301 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044301 +0000" stop="20260417050719 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050719 +0000" stop="20260417053135 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053135 +0000" stop="20260417055721 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055721 +0000" stop="20260417062137 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062137 +0000" stop="20260417064602 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064602 +0000" stop="20260417071018 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071018 +0000" stop="20260417073450 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073450 +0000" stop="20260417075912 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075912 +0000" stop="20260417082334 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074513 +0000" stop="20260415082744 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ramon holds Jack hostage as he flies to Mexico.  Ramon plans to kill Jack, but Jack manages to hold him at bay until the plane lands.  Ramon then learns that Jack and Hector are working together to break him out of prison.

Gael is captured while trying to escape from CTU.  Chappelle interrogates Gael but is interrupted by Tony, who claims that Gael is part of a bigger plan.

Anne is given a chance to clear Palmer's name, while Chase heads for Mexico to rescue Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415082744 +0000" stop="20260415091123 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Palmer and Chappelle view a message from Jack, explaining his undercover work with the Salazars.  Meanwhile, Hector tries to convince Ramon that they should deal with Bauer so that they can get their hands on the virus.

Jack has a private moment with Claudia and she blasts him for leaving her behind when he arrested Ramon.

Chase arrives in Mexico, but is captured by Hector's men.  Ramon devises a way for Jack to prove his loyalty to them.

Anne manages to clear Palmer's name, but she breaks off her relationship with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091123 +0000" stop="20260415095534 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Palmer clears Anne's name with the press, but he finds that he is facing a new problem when his biggest campaign contributer reveals a startling secret about Wayne.

Kim and Michelle worry about Tony's mental ability  when he continues to make mistakes.

Jack and the Salazars meet with Amador, but the deal turns sour when Nina Myers appears on the scene and competes for the virus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095534 +0000" stop="20260415103939 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Claudia manages to free Chase from his captors, but she pays a high price for her efforts.

Wayne turns to Julia, while Palmer calls on Sherry for help against Milliken.

Jack and Ramon make plans to get to Nina, in the hopes of intercepting the virus.

Chloe's work at CTU is disrupted when she is forced to take care of her baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103939 +0000" stop="20260415112302 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jack forces Nina to work with him in order to get the virus from Amador.

Palmer meets with Sherry and convinces her to help him deal with Milliken.

Chase remains in Mexico to help with the capture of the virus.

Ramon and Hector quarrel when Hector wants to pull out of the deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112302 +0000" stop="20260415120705 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Things finally come to an explosive head as Jack, Ramon, Nina and Chase all close in on the virus.  But the deal takes an unexpected turn when Amador pulls a fast switch.

Kim becomes suspicious of Chloe when her story about her baby doesn't check out.

Sherry finds a witness who can damage Milliken, but her advantage is shortlived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120705 +0000" stop="20260415125114 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase interrogate Nina, but the worm turns when she causes havoc with the CTU computer systems.

Chappelle puts Chloe under guard when she refuses to answer questions about the baby, but is forced to release her when she is the only one who can deal with the crisis.

Sherry takes her battle directly to Alan, forcing Julia to act as her accomplice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125114 +0000" stop="20260415133507 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Tony interrogates Nina about Alvers' location, while Chappelle orders Jack to undergo a medical examination in light of his drug use.

Kim and Chase have a conversation about the baby.

Palmer confronts Sherry about Alan Milliken's death, while Julia begs Wayne for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133507 +0000" stop="20260415141847 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Chappelle threatens to pull Jack from the investigation for killing a material witness, but Jack persuades him to hold off when they find a fresh lead on Amador's whereabouts.

Amador and Alvers meet with the man who is planning to unleash the virus in LA within the hour.

Michelle and Gael locate the target area, but things really hit the fan when they attempt to capture Alvers in the process of releasing the virus.

Wayne argues with Sherry over the consequences of Milliken's death as the police turn up the heat on Julia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141847 +0000" stop="20260415150155 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase track Amador in the hopes that he can lead them to the man behind the virus attack.

Michelle faces a mob riot when the hotel is quarantined.

Sherry extorts Palmer, forcing him to manufacture her alibi for the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150155 +0000" stop="20260415154600 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Saunders begins making demands on the President.  He forces Palmer to hold a strange press conference and then orders the death of the CTU agent who can trace him.

Jack learns of a woman who can lead him to Saunders, but a surprise attack shifts the balance of power.

As Gael's symptoms get worse, Michelle devises a way to relieve the suffering of the victims at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154600 +0000" stop="20260415162905 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase race against time to capture Saunders before the deadline, while Chappelle plans an escape.

Michelle begins a frantic search when she learns that an infected hotel guest may have slipped through her fingers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162905 +0000" stop="20260415171309 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jack reluctantly works with Kim on an under-cover job that may help them gain an advantage over Saunders.

Palmer informs his cabinet of the crisis, while Saunders makes yet another demand.

Chase tracks down the man who left the hotel and learns that the virus is spreading to the general public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171309 +0000" stop="20260415175713 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Jack attempts to use Saunders' daughter as leverage to gain control of the virus, while Palmer must deal with the discontented press.

Michelle gets the results of her test, while Adam finds that the virus has struck too close to home.

Tony finds himself compromised when Saunders exploits his only weakness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175713 +0000" stop="20260415184054 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Tony works to free Jane from CTU before Saunders can harm Michelle, but Chloe and Jack become suspicious of his activities.

Sherry meets with Palmer's political rival and proposes a deal to blackmail him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184054 +0000" stop="20260415192202 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Jack and Tony clash as the time for the hostage exchange draws near.

Keeler meets with Palmer and demands his resignation, while Wayne begins a secret operation against Sherry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192202 +0000" stop="20260415200410 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes the envelope in an attempt to force Saunders to disclose the location of the missing vials.

Sherry meets with David to discuss her terms, while Wayne breaks into her home to find the incriminating evidence.

Tony finds himself facing a harsh penalty because of his efforts to save Michelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200410 +0000" stop="20260415204550 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase must make a powerful sacrifice when dealing with the virus.

Tony is able to help Jack one last time before he is taken into custody, while an angry victim seeks vengeance on Saunders.

Palmer makes a surprising career choice in the wake of Sherry's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204550 +0000" stop="20260415212848 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Eighteen months have elapsed since the conclusion of Day 3. A commuter train bound for Los Angeles explodes. A man steals a suitcase from a passenger in the wreckage and then kills him.

Jack has been dismissed from CTU and now works for Secretary of Defense James Heller. Jack is involved with Heller's daughter, Audrey, and their relationship is growing serious. Jack is in LA for a meeting with CTU Director Erin Driscoll, who fired him a year ago, but he finds himself alienated at CTU by Driscoll and the new staff when reports of a possible terrorist strike come in.

A young computer hacker named Andrew Paige sees something that he shouldn't on the Internet. Suddenly, he finds himself running for his life as he is pursued by terrorists. Luckily, he is able to warn Chloe O'Brian before its too late.

The Turkish Araz family are not what they seem and it becomes clear that they are heavily involved with the day's events. Meanwhile, Heller has a confrontation with his estranged son.

Jack finds that Chloe is his only ally as he tries to prove that the train explosion is merely a diversionary target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212848 +0000" stop="20260415221229 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes Driscoll to reinstate him in the wake of Heller's kidnapping. He finds himself working as a subordinate when the Field Ops team goes to pick up Andrew.

Behrooz finds himself torn between his loyalty to his parents and his feelings for his girlfriend as he is sent on his first assignment.

Heller tries to comfort his daughter as his captors broadcast their intentions on the Internet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221229 +0000" stop="20260415225621 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jack tracks Kalil with Chloe's aid, but is forced to watch helplessly as Andrew is tortured for information.

Behrooz pleads with his parents when they order him to bring Debbie to their home for questioning.

Curtis uses harsh methods to interrogate Heller's son as Driscoll continues to search for Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225621 +0000" stop="20260415234026 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jack acts as a bandit and takes hostages to buy Chloe more time to get satellite surveillance. Meanwhile, Chloe must confide in Edgar for help when Driscoll becomes suspicious.

Behrooz discovers just how far his mother is willing to go to insure that their secret mission is successful.

Heller and Audrey attempt to escape from Omar, while Driscoll uses her influence to deal with a personal crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234026 +0000" stop="20260416002423 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jack and Driscoll agree to work together when the police make a critical error in dealing with Kalil.

Heller and Audrey take drastic action in the hopes of avoiding the impending trial.

Driscoll makes a deal with Chloe to get her out of the way, while the Araz family faces another problem in their cover-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416002423 +0000" stop="20260416010822 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Jack initiates a fierce gun battle with the terrorists as he races to rescue Heller and Audrey before the military strike begins.

Dina questions her own dedication to their cause when her husband reveals his plans for Behrooz.

Driscoll and Curtis uncover new evidence that points to an even bigger attack by the terrorists.

Audrey has an awkward meeting with her husband, and Heller butts heads once again with his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010822 +0000" stop="20260416015222 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jack takes Audrey to ID the man she recognized at the compound, but the terrorists get there soon after and pin them down. Jack must call on an old friend to help him escape.

Heller puts Edgar in charge of dealing with the nuclear override, while Driscoll's daughter takes a turn for the worse.

Dina is wounded when she helps Behrooz flee from Navi. Navi's boss orders him to kill his wife and son before the day is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015222 +0000" stop="20260416023623 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jack and Audrey hide out with an embittered Tony as Audrey makes a positive ID of the man from the kidnapping.

Marianne successfully diverts suspicion from herself, leading Driscoll to torture the wrong person for information.

Behrooz takes Dina to a hospital for medical attention, but the doctor becomes suspicious of her gunshot wound and phones the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023623 +0000" stop="20260416031939 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Tony are able to trace Dina's location, but Behrooz slips through their fingers. Dina demands a full pardon for her son in exchange for information on the override device.

Edgar wrestles with his emotions when his mother is trapped in the path of the nuclear fall-out.

Behrooz turns to his uncle for help, but Navi closes in on him before he can get away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031939 +0000" stop="20260416040334 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Audrey places herself in a compromising position when she and Jack learn of her husband's possible involvement with the terrorists.

Marianne offers Curtis information on the location of the override device in exchange for a lighter sentence, but the tables soon turn and Curtis discovers that there's another player in the game.

Sarah bargains for a stronger position at CTU, while Tony takes charge of the interrogation of Dina and Behrooz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040334 +0000" stop="20260416044714 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jack and Curtis finally learn the location of the override device. They try to trap the architect of the terrorist strike before the remaining nuclear plants go critical.

Tony pushes Dina to reveal more of her knowledge of Marwan, while Driscoll faces another personal crisis with her daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044714 +0000" stop="20260416053113 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jack and Paul visit the defense contractor who employed Marwan, but the company executives put their own interests ahead of CTU's and take major steps to destroy evidence.

After a grief-stricken Driscoll relinquishes her command, Heller appoints Tony as interim director to oversee the latest crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053113 +0000" stop="20260416061513 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Paul enlist civilian help when they must fight off soldiers sent to kill them by McLennan-Forster.

Tensions flair between Tony and Michelle as she assumes command of CTU. Sarah tests Michelle's authority by giving her an ultimatum.

Audrey reevaluates her feelings for Jack, while Marwan sets the next phase of his plan in motion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061513 +0000" stop="20260416065843 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Jack learns the identity of a man who may be able to lead him to Marwan. He forces Dina to help him in a mock hostage situation that will get him close to the suspect.

Michelle calls on Chloe for help when Edgar begins to crack under pressure. Meanwhile, Audrey stands by as a gravely wounded Paul is taken into surgery.

Marwan's plan continues as his henchman uses an unwilling pilot to gain access to an airfield.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065843 +0000" stop="20260416074154 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Marwan decides to trade Jack for Behrooz in hopes of distracting CTU from his real objective.

Tony and Michelle weigh the consequences of the trade, while Curtis reluctantly interrogates Behrooz in order to learn more about Marwan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074154 +0000" stop="20260416082547 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S04E16</title>
    <desc>CTU raids Marwan's hideout, but he manages to slip through their fingers. Luckily, Jack locates a lead that may help him identify Marwan's next target.

Tony becomes suspicious of Michelle's personal life, while Audrey reunites with Paul and learns the extent of his injuries.

Anderson closes in on his quarry, as President Keeler searches for words that will comfort the American public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082547 +0000" stop="20260416090946 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike pushes for the Vice-President to be sworn into office as the White House waits for news of Keeler's fate.

Two innocent bystanders are dragged into the fight as Jack and Marwan both pursue a briefcase that contains the launch codes for America's nuclear arsenal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090946 +0000" stop="20260416095300 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Curtis brings in a suspect who has critical information about Marwan's next strike. Michelle orders Curtis to use harsh methods to interrogate the suspect, but things get complicated when Marwan sends a lawyer to defend his rights.

Logan's advisors begin to worry as he continues to exhibit fear in the face of the ongoing terrorist threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095300 +0000" stop="20260416103700 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Chloe is unexpectedly thrust into fieldwork when a woman reports that her boyfriend may be part of the terrorist conspiracy.

Jack and Curtis find their latest efforts to trap Marwan thwarted by the Secret Service, who have orders to arrest Jack for insubordination.

Mike calls on ex-President David Palmer for help as Logan continues to display a lack of leadership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103700 +0000" stop="20260416112101 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After Logan authorizes Palmer to take charge of the crisis, Palmer sanctions Jack and Curtis to infiltrate the Chinese Embassy on a covert operation to capture a suspect.

Tony and Michelle continue to bump into each other's personal lives, while Buchanan expresses anger at being kept out of the mission.

Jack faces Audrey's wrath when a medical dilemma places Paul's life in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112101 +0000" stop="20260416120503 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S04E21</title>
    <desc>CTU scrambles to forge an alibi when a Chinese representative produces evidence of American involvement in the raid on their embassy.

Audrey gives Jack the cold shoulder, while Palmer and Logan clash over the consequences of Palmer's decisions.

Jack and Curtis close in on Marwan as the countdown for the missile launch moves ahead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416120503 +0000" stop="20260416124829 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jack finds that his efforts to bargain with Marwan for the location of the missile strike are futile.

Heller pushes his son for information when CTU discovers that he may have had contact with Marwan before the attacks.

Logan finds himself in the middle of a power struggle between Palmer and the ambitious Speaker of the House.

Tony and Michelle explore their rekindled passion for each other, but their hopes for the future may be short-lived when a familiar player enters the game and takes a hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124829 +0000" stop="20260416133219 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Mandy uses Tony as leverage to try to force Michelle to aid in her escape.

A Chinese security operative captures and interrogates one of the CTU agents involved in the raid on the embassy.

Palmer and Logan argue over the option of evacuating all major cities that may be targets for the missile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133219 +0000" stop="20260416141606 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S04E24</title>
    <desc>As the missile speeds toward its destination, Mandy cuts a deal with Jack and the President to give up Marwan's location in exchange for a full pardon on all of her crimes.

Tony and Michelle share a happy reunion, but Jack finds his relationship with Audrey shattered as she makes her feelings known.

Logan's advisor suggests a drastic course of action when the Chinese government demands that Jack be handed over to them for trial. Palmer tries desperately to warn Jack of the danger against him.

Jack's life changes forever as Tony, Michelle and Chloe help him to evade the trap set for him by Secret Service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141606 +0000" stop="20260416145838 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S05E01</title>
    <desc>18 months have passed since the events of Day 4. With the exception of David Palmer, Tony Almeida, Michelle Dessler and Chloe O'Brian, the world believes that Jack Bauer is dead. Jack is living near L.A. under the name of Frank Flynn, working on an oil rig and living with Diane Huxley and her teenage son, Derek.

In L.A., David Palmer is visiting his brother Wayne, when he is killed by an assassin's bullet. As CTU scrambles to gather more information, an exploding car bomb kills Michelle and injures Tony. Chloe is also pursued by an unknown figure, but she eludes him and manages to contact Jack for help.

President Charles Logan and his wife Martha are visiting L.A. and are planning to sign an important arms treaty with the president of Russia. Martha seems to be unstable and is badly shaken by the news of Palmer's murder. Logan refuses to heed CTU's warnings of possible danger and call off the summit.

Jack is forced to take Derek along for the ride as he meets with Chloe and fights off a group of men who want him killed. He forces one of the men to confess that Jack has been deliberately framed for the murders of Palmer and Michelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145838 +0000" stop="20260416154345 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chloe infiltrate Wayne Palmer's penthouse where David Palmer was assassinated, in the hopes of finding a clue to his murder. Jack convinces Wayne to cooperate and finds some information in Palmer's memoirs that leads him to the airport where the Russian president is about to land. 

CTU and Secret Service attempt to capture Jack, but they only find Chloe as Jack and Derek slip through their grasp. 

Martha tries to convince her husband that she received an important phone call from Palmer the night before his death, but a tape of their conversation seems to contradict her claims. 

Jack goes to the airport to find a lead, but a group of renegade Russian terrorists take hostages, including Derek, before he can act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154345 +0000" stop="20260416162707 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jack conceals himself inside the airport hanger and surveys the Russian separatists, feeding information to Curtis and his assault team. 

The terrorists begin executing hostages in an attempt to make Logan cave into their demands. 

Martha discovers that all traces of her conversation with Palmer may not have been erased.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162707 +0000" stop="20260416171051 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Jack is captured by the terrorists, who use Derek as leverage to force him to compromise CTU's assault operation. 

Logan refuses to give into the terrorist demands as the time of the co-signing of the treaty draws near. Martha tries to tell her husband of the evidence she uncovered about her phone call with Palmer, but Walt interferes with her efforts. 

A new representative from District arrives at CTU and begins to undermine Buchanan's authority.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171051 +0000" stop="20260416175505 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jack returns to CTU and has an emotional reunion with Audrey, while Curtis tracks the Russians and the stolen nerve gas. 

Walt sends in a hit man to silence Jack. 

Chloe discovers that Spencer has his own agenda at CTU. 

Walt convinces Logan to have Martha institutionalized when she tells them of the attack on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175505 +0000" stop="20260416183913 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jack contacts Mike and asks for a secret meeting in hopes of gathering evidence against Walt. 

Martha begs Aaron for help, while a desperate Walt tries to force Logan to aid him in his complicity with the terrorists. 

Buchanan butts heads with Lynn over a decision to violate the president's orders, while the Russians attempt to escape with the nerve gas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183913 +0000" stop="20260416192228 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jack tracks down a man who has a connection to the terrorists. Logan is forced to grant him immunity in exchange for information on their whereabouts. 

Mike and Martha argue over Logan's public response to Walt's involvement with the Russians. 

Lynn is drawn away from his post by a personal crisis as the terrorists come closer to striking against the U.S.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192228 +0000" stop="20260416200636 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jack poses as Rossler and manages to trace one of the canisters of nerve gas, but he goes against orders from the president when the terrorists target a shopping mall. 

Logan and Martha quarrel when she learns of her husband's intention to cover up the real reason for Walt's suicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200636 +0000" stop="20260416205018 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Lynn orders Curtis to take Jack into custody for violating presidential orders, but Jack breaks away from Curtis when Nathanson contacts him through Audrey and offers information on the location of the nerve gas.

Lynn begins to unleash on his coworkers as he discovers that they may be working against him to aid Jack.

The head of the terrorists makes a demand on Logan, and Martha takes a dangerous step to get her husband's attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205018 +0000" stop="20260416213426 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Logan wrestles with his conscience when he learns that Martha is riding in the motorcade with the Suvarovs. 

Audrey convinces Curtis to take action as Lynn continues to abuse his authority. 

Jack learns that an ex CTU agent, Christopher Henderson, works for a company which is connected with the nerve gas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213426 +0000" stop="20260416221736 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Jack interrogates Henderson's wife about her husband's connection to the terrorists. 

Lynn begs his sister to return his stolen keycard, while Tony regains consciousness and learns of Michelle's fate. 

Martha gives Logan the cold shoulder, while Curtis tracks another nerve gas attack to a local hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416221736 +0000" stop="20260416230054 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jack takes Henderson to CTU for questioning. Once there, he faces an unhappy reunion with his daughter, Kim. 

Mike appeals to Martha for help as Logan faces pressure from his Vice-President to declare martial law on L.A. 

Lynn connects the theft of his keycard to an impending strike on CTU, but his warning comes too late to stop a terrorist from infiltrating the building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230054 +0000" stop="20260416234503 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Lynn must take action when they discover that the nerve gas is breaking through the protective seals that are keeping the CTU survivors alive. 

Chloe wrestles with her grief over Edgar's death, while Tony contemplates revenge against Henderson. 

Martha bolster's Logan's spirit as he wavers under more political pressure from Gardner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234503 +0000" stop="20260417002911 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Jack bargains with a German intelligence agent in order to find the woman who can lead him to Bierko. 

Buchanan chafes against the new chain of command as Homeland Security prepares to take over CTU operations. 

Aaron receives a request for a secret meeting from Wayne Palmer, as Logan implements martial law in L.A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002911 +0000" stop="20260417011320 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes Audrey for answers when evidence indicates that she may be involved with the terrorists. 

Wayne and Aaron flee from a group of gunmen who have orders from Henderson to kill them. 

Bierko and his men gain access to a natural gas plant, where they plan to distribute the nerve gas throughout L.A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011320 +0000" stop="20260417015628 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Jack and Wayne locate a source inside Logan's administration who has information on Palmer's assassination. But things get complicated when they learn that Henderson is using leverage to keep her silent. 

Audrey is forced to choose between Chloe and Buchanan as Homeland Security begins to absorb CTU.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015628 +0000" stop="20260417024035 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jack and Wayne locate a recording that definitively proves Logan's involvement in the terrorist conspiracy, but Henderson corners them in the hopes of destroying the incriminating tape. 

Logan tries to cover his tracks by issuing a warrant for Jack's arrest. 

Audrey contacts her father for help, while Chloe gives her cover while helping Jack evade CTU.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024035 +0000" stop="20260417032443 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Jack shows Heller the incriminating recording in the hopes that he will help them take down Logan, but Heller has plans of his own that will save face for the presidency. Miles tricks Chloe into leading CTU to Jack and Audrey. Mike and Martha both become more suspicious of Logan's actions, while Heller confronts the president with an ultimatum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032443 +0000" stop="20260417040842 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Jack captures Henderson and attempts to force him to hand over the recording, but Henderson targets Heller to buy himself more time. Logan confesses his involvement in Palmer's assassination to a distraught Martha. Miles traces Chloe to Buchanan's home, but Hayes finds herself questioning Logan's motives as CTU closes in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040842 +0000" stop="20260417045241 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S05E20</title>
    <desc>After stowing away aboard the flight containing Henderson's contact and the incriminating recording, Jack finds himself having to deal with a pilot who refuses to cooperate.

Martha begins to break down, and Mike becomes suspicious of what she is hiding from him, while Logan tries to calm his financial backers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045241 +0000" stop="20260417053610 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Jack searches for a safe place to land the plane when Logan gives orders to shoot it down. Hayes readies Bierko for a transfer to a secure facility, while Audrey receives some good news about her father. Logan becomes desperate as his plans start to unravel, but an unexpected ally at CTU turns the tables in his favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053610 +0000" stop="20260417061945 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Bierko escapes from the transport taking him to Division and uses his last canister of nerve gas for a surprise strike. Jack is forced to work with Henderson to find Bierko, but Henderson wants something in return. Logan takes drastic steps to deal with Aaron when he won't go along with the cover-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061945 +0000" stop="20260417070349 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Jack and Henderson wage an assault on the submarine as Bierko prepares to launch an attack against L.A. Chloe brings in someone from her past to aid her. Martha and Aaron enlist Mike's help in their plans to expose Logan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070349 +0000" stop="20260417074718 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Jack takes his fight directly to the President as he attempts to force a confession from him that will prove his involvement in the day's events. Martha vents her hatred for her husband in front of the press as Logan gives a eulogy over Palmer's body. Jack and Audrey share a tender moment when it seems the crisis has subsided, but Jack finds that his problems have only begun as his past catches up with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417074718 +0000" stop="20260417083027 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S06E01</title>
    <desc>20 months have passed since the events of Day Five. For the past 11 weeks, the U.S. has been under siege by a series of terrorist bombings, with Muslim extremists as the prime suspects. L.A. joins the list of casualties when a bus is bombed in a suicide attack. President Wayne Palmer is torn when he receives conflicting advice from his top advisors. Tom Lennox suggests that the government begin rounding up all Islamic-Americans for detention, but NSA Director Karen Hayes argues that it’s too drastic a step in finding the terrorists.CTU Director Bill Buchanan and Curtis Manning meet with Chinese diplomats, who have agreed to release Jack Bauer from custody. Jack is ragged and dirty and hasn’t spoken for 20 months. Bill informs him that they’ve been contacted by a terrorist, Abu Fayed, who can lead them to the man behind the attacks, but he wants to take revenge on Jack for the murder of his brother in return. Jack meagerly accepts his fate, relieved that his death will have meaning.An average family comes to the aid of an Islamic boy when his father is arrested by the FBI, but it soon becomes clear that the boy may be more involved with the terrorists than they realize. Chloe and Morris O'Brian attempt to intervene on Jack's behalf, but their efforts may jeopardize the deal between CTU and Fayed. Jack is turned over to Fayed. Fayed begins to torture Jack, but Jack finds the will to fight for his life when he learns that his death may be in vain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073342 +0000" stop="20260415081401 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081401 +0000" stop="20260415084616 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084616 +0000" stop="20260415092025 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092025 +0000" stop="20260415095111 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095111 +0000" stop="20260415102948 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102948 +0000" stop="20260415110417 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415110417 +0000" stop="20260415114436 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415114436 +0000" stop="20260415121650 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Emmanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land - S04E21</title>
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    <title>I Do Do - S04E22</title>
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    <title>The Fabian Strategy - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Christmas Attack Zone - S05E10</title>
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    <title>¡Qué Sorpresa! - S05E13</title>
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    <title>The Shower Principle - S06E15</title>
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    <title>Nothing Left to Lose - S06E16</title>
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    <title>Meet the Woggels! - S06E17</title>
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    <title>Queen of Jordan II: Mystery of the Phantom Pooper - S06E20</title>
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    <title>The Return of Avery Jessup - S06E21</title>
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    <title>Stride of Pride - S07E03</title>
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    <title>There's No I in America - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Jenna could decide the Presidential election, Liz and Jack stage a debate to win her support and her followers. Kenneth turns to Tracy for advice on how to be an informed voter, while Pete tries to recreate the magic of the 2008 election.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy - S07E06</title>
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    <title>My Whole Life Is Thunder - S07E08</title>
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    <title>Game Over - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Jack asks Devin Banks to help him discredit Kaylie Hooper, Jack's teenage nemesis and KableTown's future CEO. Liz considers her options as she tries to become a mother. Tracy directs Octavia Spencer in his movie.</desc>
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    <title>Florida - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Jack persuades Liz to go to Florida with him, they make a shocking discovery about his mother. Jenna and Tracy assume responsibility for the show in Liz's absence, resulting in disaster for Kenneth.</desc>
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    <title>A Goon's Deed in a Weary World - S07E11</title>
    <desc>As her new kids arrive, Liz scrambles to save "TGS" from cancellation, while Jack finds the network a new president.</desc>
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    <title>Hogcock! - S07E12</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Blind Date - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cupid has a new rival when Jack insists on setting Liz up on a blind date with his out of town friend, Thomas. Meanwhile the writing staff have a poker night with Tracy and Jack which turns very competitive.</desc>
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    <title>Jack the Writer - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lines are drawn when Jack decides to sit in on the writers' room and Kenneth the page tries to deal with Tracy's difficult demands.</desc>
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    <title>Jack-Tor - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack is determined to act in a sketch on the show. Liz suspects Tracy may be illiterate and Frank and Toofer are busy tricking Jenna into thinking she is on the verge of being fired.</desc>
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    <title>Jack Meets Dennis - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Liz reconnects with her ex-boyfriend Dennis, the last remaining pager salesman in New York. Meanwhile, Jenna and Tracy try to "enhance" their appearances for career reasons.</desc>
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    <title>Tracy Does Conan - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's a star showdown when a dazed and confused Tracy bumps Jenna from her scheduled appearance on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" which sends both actors into a tailspin. Meanwhile, Liz realizes she needs to break up with Dennis.</desc>
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    <title>The Break-Up - S01E08</title>
    <desc>At the urging of everyone, Liz finally breaks up with Dennis, but the path back to "single and loving it" proves to be filled with unforeseen obstacles. Meanwhile, Jack is having relationship problems, and Tracy and Toofer clash over negative African American stereotypes.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby Show - S01E09</title>
    <desc>There are mommy issues on the set when Jenna tells everyone that Liz wants to get pregnant, and Jack gives her some very personal parental advice. Meanwhile, Tracy wants Josh to be fired, because he doesn't like Josh's impression of him.</desc>
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    <title>The Rural Juror - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jenna can't wait for her new movie to open, but Liz won't tell her what she really thinks of her performance. Meanwhile, Jack helps Tracy create and market a new cooking machine.</desc>
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    <title>The Head and the Hair - S01E11</title>
    <desc>There are some new power players around when Jack and Kenneth the page switch roles for the day and Liz finds herself clicking with a gorgeous hunk.</desc>
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    <title>Black Tie - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Liz, Jack, and Jenna rub elbows with the upper crust at a foreign prince's birthday party where they meet Jack's soon-to-be ex-wife.</desc>
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    <title>Up All Night - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Valentine's Day is much more than candy and flowers when Jack celebrates the finalization of his divorce and the writers are forced to pull an all-nighter. Liz receives flowers from a secret admirer.</desc>
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    <title>The C Word - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Being the boss isn't all it's cracked up to be when Liz overhears the writers discussing her management style, as they call her an offensive word. Meanwhile, Jack tries to impress CEO Don Geiss at a charity golf tournament by bringing Tracy along.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Ball - S01E15</title>
    <desc>It's negotiation time, and Jack plans to teach Liz a thing or two about how to handle Josh's new contract. Jenna makes several big publicity mistakes and Kenneth becomes a member of Tracy's entourage.</desc>
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    <title>The Source Awards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>It's lights, camera, aggravation when Liz finds herself locked in a relationship with Tracy's determined new manager and Jack forces Tracy to host The Source Awards while he promotes a new line of wine.</desc>
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    <title>The Fighting Irish - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Family matters move front and center when Jack is reunited with his down-and-out brother and Liz has a tough time making staff cutbacks. Meanwhile, Tracy is on the search for a church and asks everyone for advice.</desc>
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    <title>Fireworks - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Sparks are flying when Jack uses Kenneth the page to thwart an aggressive west coast NBC exec and Liz follows her crush to an AA meeting. Dr. Spaceman tells Tracy that he is a descendant of Thomas Jefferson which leads to chaos.</desc>
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    <title>Corporate Crush - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air, but Liz is concerned when Jack takes an overwhelming interest in her new boyfriend Floyd. Meanwhile, Don Geiss takes the microwave department away from Jack after a disastrous "fireworks" display, but Jack becomes distracted when he meets Phoebe, a British woman who works at an art gallery.</desc>
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    <title>Cleveland - S01E20</title>
    <desc>There are certainly no sparks when Jack asks Liz to take his fiancee, Phoebe, out for a ladies' lunch. But Liz finds a lot more to like when her boyfriend takes her to the great city of Cleveland. Meanwhile, Tracy thinks the "Black Crusaders" are out to get him.</desc>
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    <title>Hiatus - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Tracy, on the run from the Black Crusaders, goes into hiding with Kenneth's cousin Jessie. Meanwhile, the pressure is on Liz to make the show work after Jack's mother arrives and Jack ends up in the hospital.</desc>
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    <title>Seinfeld Vision - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the cast and crew of "TGS with Tracy Jordan" returns for a new season, Liz is excited to see Jack again. However, her excitement quickly fades as Jack insists that Liz is still not over Floyd. Meanwhile, Jerry Seinfeld shows up at Jack's office upset after Jack announces his newest plan. Finally, Kenneth becomes Tracy's office wife when Tracy separates from Angie and Jenna returns to set a whole lot heavier now that she has been involved in Mystic Pizza: The Musical!.</desc>
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    <title>Jack Gets in the Game - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Jack discovers that his boss is retiring, he decides to enter the competition for his position. Meanwhile, Jenna begins to enjoy her fame for being fat and along with Jack encourages Liz to get her act together. Finally, Kenneth makes it his mission to get Tracy and Angie back together.</desc>
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    <title>The Collection - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jack hires his own private investigator to lead GE in the wrong direction so that they will not be able to find any dirt on him that might put him in a compromising position. However, the investigator finds a secret that challenges Jack. Meanwhile, Angie announces that she will follow Tracy at all times to keep him in line, which Liz believes to be good until she covers for Tracy and gets on Angie's bad side. Finally, Jenna starts to worry that once she starts to lose all the weight she's gained her popularity may decline.</desc>
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    <title>Rosemary's Baby - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Liz meets her longtime idol, Rosemary Howard, and invites her to be a guest writer on "TGS with Tracy Jordan." However, Rosemary's ideas turn out to be too much for the show, prompting Jack to pressure Liz to fire her. Meanwhile, Jack takes Tracy to a therapist to explain to him why he must do the opposite of what he is told, and Jenna ruins Kenneth's page jacket, causing him to compete in a page-off to keep his job.</desc>
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    <title>Greenzo - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's time for Kenneth's annual house party, but he may be the only one excited about it. To help with turnout, Tracy spreads rumors until the party gets out of hand. Meanwhile, Jack deals with NBC's new environmentally-friendly mascot, whose new-found stardom goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Somebody to Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jack falls for a congresswoman he meets at a cocktail party and despite the fact that they hold opposite views, the couple agrees to put politics aside and have a secret affair. Meanwhile, Liz believes her Middle Eastern neighbor might be a terrorist.</desc>
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    <title>Cougars - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As part of his community service, Tracy must coach a little league team. All goes well until Jack takes interest in the team and turmoil starts from there. Meanwhile, Liz is asked out on a date by the new coffee boy, who thinks Liz is actually younger than she truly is.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets and Lies - S02E08</title>
    <desc>C.C. and Jack face a block in their relationship when C.C. decides to go public about the affair but Jack refuses. Meanwhile, Liz struggles to keep both Tracy and Jenna happy when the two find it hard to share the spotlight, while Frank makes fun of Toofer’s Harvard education with bizarre results.</desc>
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    <title>Ludachristmas - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jack gets attached to Liz's nurturing parents because they provide the love and support he never got from his mom. The staffers get ready for their raunchy holiday party, but Kenneth changes their plans at the last minute.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 210 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jack and C.C. try to make their long distance romance work, Liz decides to invest in real estate, and Kenneth becomes addicted to caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>MILF Island - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When someone on the "TGS with Tracy Jordan" staff insults Jack in a newspaper article about the season finale of "MILF Island," he frantically sends Jonathan to interrogate everyone on the show until the culprit is found.</desc>
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    <title>Subway Hero - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dennis becomes a New York City celebrity after jumping in front of a train and saving someone who fell on the tracks. Meanwhile, Jack desperately tries to persuade Tracy to become the celebrity face of the Republican Party.</desc>
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    <title>Succession - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Don decides to promote Jack and make him his successor over Devon, Jack decides to give his old job to Liz because she always has his back. However, a turn of events concerning Don's health compromises Jack's promotion. Meanwhile, Tracy worries that his son is embarrassed by him and decides to create a pornographic video game.</desc>
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    <title>Sandwich Day - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Floyd stays at Liz's place overnight when his flight is canceled. Meanwhile, Jack is demoted to the 12th floor, causing him to question his future status at the company. Finally, the staff celebrates Annual Sandwich Day with mysterious sandwiches from a secret location in Brooklyn.</desc>
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    <title>Cooter - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jack moves on to a new job involving politics in Washington, but the position is not quite what he anticipated. Meanwhile, Liz suffers a pregnancy scare, Kenneth confronts rival page Donny when applying for a summer job, and Tracy works on his latest invention.</desc>
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    <title>Do-Over - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Liz tries to keep the TGS staff from ruining her chances at adoption when an evaluator drops by the job. Jack is back at 30 Rock to reclaim his position from Devon Banks, but quickly learns the task won't be easy when he is given a sizable demotion.</desc>
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    <title>Believe in the Stars - S03E02</title>
    <desc>On a flight back from Chicago, Liz spills her soul to Oprah Winfrey. Meanwhile, Tracy and Jenna butt heads as they try to determine whose life is harder and Jack's morality is tested by Kenneth after an Olympics snafu.</desc>
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    <title>The One with the Cast of “Night Court” - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Liz and Jenna's free-spirited friend Claire visits New York and falls hard for Jack. Meanwhile, Kenneth, distressed over the new page uniforms, turns to Tracy who cheers him up with a surprise involving the cast of "Night Court."</desc>
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    <title>Gavin Volure - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eccentric businessman Gavin Volure becomes enamored with Liz. Meanwhile, Tracy fears his kids may have sinister plans and Kenneth entrusts Jack to invest his savings in Gavin's business venture.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Liz is opposed to going to her high school reunion, but Jack manages to convince her otherwise. Meanwhile, Don Geiss wakes up from his coma only to shock Jack with his declaration of who will be GE's CEO.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Special - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Liz participates in a charity program to help underprivileged kids celebrate Christmas. Meanwhile, Jack takes his frustration out on the TGS staff when his plans for a dream holiday vacation away from his overbearing mother are crushed.</desc>
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    <title>Señor Macho Solo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jenna is concerned that Liz's attraction to a new guy has to do with her longing to have a child. Jack hits it off with his mother's nurse and Jenna auditions for the title role in a Janis Joplin biopic. Meanwhile, Jack helps Tracy arrange for a "post-nup" with Angie.</desc>
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    <title>Flu Shot - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Liz fights for the staff's rights to flu shots from Dr. Spaceman. Meanwhile, Elisa is working seven days a week, so Jack must be creative about finding ways to spend time with her.</desc>
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    <title>Retreat to Move Forward - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Nervous about the corporate retreat, Jack recruits Liz to accompany him for support. Jenna decides to take up method acting to prepare for her Janis Joplin role. Kenneth must convince Tracy that diabetes is affected by his diet.</desc>
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    <title>Generalissimo - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Liz discovers she has a handsome and single neighbor after receiving his mail by mistake. Due to Jack's striking resemblance to a Spanish soap villain, Elisa's grandmother disapproves of their relationship. The new TGS interns invite Tracy out for a night of partying.</desc>
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    <title>St. Valentine's Day - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Liz unintentionally insists that she and Drew have their first official date on Valentine's Day. Jack goes to church with his girlfriend Elisa and Tracy helps Kenneth win the affection of a new staffer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417030417 +0000" stop="20260417032535 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry King - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jack considers taking the next step with Elisa while Tracy's interview on Larry King Live sends New York City into a panic. Liz recruits Kenneth to accompany her to chaotic Queens to retrieve her lost cell phone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417032535 +0000" stop="20260417034648 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye, My Friend - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Liz befriends a pregnant teen in an attempt to adopt her baby. Jenna vies for more attention but Kenneth's plan to combine her birthday party with one for Tracy derails her efforts. Jack goes out with the guys and bonds with Frank over daddy issues.</desc>
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    <title>The Funcooker - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Liz can't scheme her way out of jury duty, chaos ensues on the set of TGS. With no one in charge, Tracy and Jenna begin to act irresponsibly, while Jack becomes absorbed in launching a lucrative new product.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Bubble - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Liz spends more time with her boyfriend Drew and finds that the fact that he is attractive allows him to bypass many of the usual frustrations of daily life. Meanwhile, Jack must find a way to convince Tracy to stay on at TGS after his contract expires and Jenna considers a new hairstyle to attract public attention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417042917 +0000" stop="20260417045037 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apollo, Apollo - S03E16</title>
    <desc>While Jack plans the perfect 50th birthday party for himself, he watches old home videos that inspire him to recreate one of the happiest moments he had a young boy. Liz's ex-boyfriend Dennis decides to come clean about an addiction, stirring up drama between Liz and Jenna. Meanwhile, Tracy prepares to go into space.</desc>
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    <title>Cutbacks - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Excitement for TGS's 50th show is quickly replaced by concern about budget cuts. When Jack is forced to hand out pink slips, Liz does some personal bartering to save her staff. Meanwhile, Jack is forced to fire Jonathan and hire Kenneth as his part-time assistant.</desc>
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    <title>Jackie Jormp-Jomp - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Suspended from work, Liz must learn to live without TGS. Meanwhile, when the film studio has second thoughts about releasing Jenna's Janis Joplin biopic, Jack needs Jenna to create some promotional buzz using her celebrity status.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Ones - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Jack and Elisa think seriously about their engagement, he seeks advice from Tracy about the reality of married life. Elisa divulges to Liz she is keeping a secret. A prank results in an injury back at TGS and Jenna loses her cool over an attractive EMT.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055424 +0000" stop="20260417061541 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Natural Order - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Tracy and Liz stop receiving preferential treatment and experience what it means to be each other's equals. Jack's mother reveals unpleasant memories about Jack's father leaving the family. Jenna adopts a pet gibbon and learns the perils of motherhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061541 +0000" stop="20260417063658 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mamma Mia - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Liz and Tracy convince Jack to begin the search for his real father and Tracy discovers that he has an illegitimate son. Meanwhile, Jenna and Liz fight for the spotlight when Jenna gets recognition for one of Liz's ideas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063658 +0000" stop="20260417065815 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidney Now! - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The TGS staff rallies as Jack's father's health hangs in the balance. Liz enjoys newfound fame as a relationship expert. When Tracy's high school invites him to speak at graduation, Kenneth helps him overcome embarrassing memories.</desc>
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    <title>Season 4 - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
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    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Pilou, Ginny and Scribbly spend a day in the wild as they adventure up Cat Mountain with their friends Tata and Jungle.</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats and Cosmo shoot for the stars after they receive a distress signal from the alien kitty Astricat.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Pilou asks her Aunt Lizzy to help plan the perfect Easter party. The Buffycats go on an exciting egg hunt adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Believing himself to be a police cat, Terry enlists the help of the Buffycats in order to solve a mystery involving a traffic-light saboteur.</desc>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Approached by Buddy and Derence, detective Pilou sets out to solve the mysterious case of the missing cat treats.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Charlie and the Buffycats organize a marathon for furry athletes. Choo Choo the donkey struggles to stay on track.</desc>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are able to help a lost puppy find his way home in a series of events around the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cosmo's biggest dream is to become the first astronaut in history. It's Cosmo's birthday, and the Buffycats decide to make his dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Chock feels like quitting the circus when his brother Milky gets all the attention.</desc>
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    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats help A Camel get home before Boss catches him.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Robin panics when she discovers her egg is missing</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Meatball and Pilou hold the ultimate competition for rivals Lampo and Milady</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab toss old objects into Granny Pina's garden to annoy the BuffyCats</desc>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Pilou wins the chance to host The Pinky Paws before their concert, but the lead singer sprains her ankle.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats and Cosmo shoot for the stars after they receive a distress signal from the alien kitty Astricat.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Believing himself to be a police cat, Terry enlists the help of the Buffycats in order to solve a mystery involving a traffic-light saboteur.</desc>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Approached by Buddy and Derence, detective Pilou sets out to solve the mysterious case of the missing cat treats.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats enlist a robot to help clean their home. Strangecat invites the cats to play in the upside down world.</desc>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Charlie and the Buffycats organize a marathon for furry athletes. Choo Choo the donkey struggles to stay on track.</desc>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cosmo's biggest dream is to become the first astronaut in history. It's Cosmo's birthday, and the Buffycats decide to make his dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry, the neighbour's little dog, is staying at Granny Pina's house for a couple of days. It looks like a nightmare for the Buffycats, but Terry is really friendly.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Robin panics when she discovers her egg is missing</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Meatball and Pilou hold the ultimate competition for rivals Lampo and Milady</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats protect their friends Tata and Jungle from a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab toss old objects into Granny Pina's garden to annoy the BuffyCats</desc>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Pilou wins the chance to host The Pinky Paws before their concert, but the lead singer sprains her ankle.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Pilou, Ginny and Scribbly spend a day in the wild as they adventure up Cat Mountain with their friends Tata and Jungle.</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats and Cosmo shoot for the stars after they receive a distress signal from the alien kitty Astricat.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Pilou asks her Aunt Lizzy to help plan the perfect Easter party. The Buffycats go on an exciting egg hunt adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Believing himself to be a police cat, Terry enlists the help of the Buffycats in order to solve a mystery involving a traffic-light saboteur.</desc>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Approached by Buddy and Derence, detective Pilou sets out to solve the mysterious case of the missing cat treats.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats enlist a robot to help clean their home. Strangecat invites the cats to play in the upside down world.</desc>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Charlie and the Buffycats organize a marathon for furry athletes. Choo Choo the donkey struggles to stay on track.</desc>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are able to help a lost puppy find his way home in a series of events around the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cosmo's biggest dream is to become the first astronaut in history. It's Cosmo's birthday, and the Buffycats decide to make his dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Every cat in the neighbourhood is afraid of Gaby, the reporter cat. She's always snooping for scoops and taking photos of cats in awkward moments.</desc>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gas is around, every single cat in the neighbourhood disappears... He's just the smelliest cat in town!</desc>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lampo proclaims himself cook for a day and decides to prepare Granny Pina's noodles to give a boost of energy to his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry, the neighbour's little dog, is staying at Granny Pina's house for a couple of days. It looks like a nightmare for the Buffycats, but Terry is really friendly.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Chock feels like quitting the circus when his brother Milky gets all the attention.</desc>
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    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Unusual Suspects - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Jamey Noel has devised an unprecedented program to root out crime and corruption in the Clark County Jail. His plan is to send seven civilian volunteers into jail as undercover inmates. The participants all have unique motivations for joining the program, and have been given cover stories, training on the rules of inmate culture, and instructions on how to stay safe. Now they just have to convince the inmates and the officers that they are real inmates.</desc>
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    <title>First Timers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Jamey Noel's program is underway. Zac, a Marine, Tami, a police officer, Robert, a teacher, and Barbra, a stay-at-home mom, are the first participants in. Will they make it through the first 24 hours inside?</desc>
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    <title>Cell Shock - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Maryum, the eldest daughter of boxer Muhammad Ali, joins the program and fits into F-pod effortlessly; the inmates grow suspicious of Robert; a mistake places Zac in peril; Barbra questions her commitment to the experiment.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Face - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Isaiah and Robert worry that their covers may be blown; Capt. Maples follows through with consequences after Robert makes a risky move; Zac hunts for illegal drug use in C-pod; Tami clashes with another inmate.</desc>
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    <title>Friends without Benefits - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An unexpected call to court tests Zac's strength as an inmate; Barbra abandons a friendship with Tami in order to survive; a series of catastrophic mistakes endangers Jeff.</desc>
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    <title>Full Inmate - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The midway point of the experiment approaches; anger rises among the women of F-Pod; an inmate in C-Pod poses a danger to one of the men.</desc>
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    <title>Pod Drama - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jeff is attacked by an inmate, putting the program at risk; Zac and Isaiah get moved to D-Pod; Barbara feels betrayed by her bunkies; Tami's wife makes a surprise visit; and Robert learns he's going back to general population.</desc>
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    <title>Shakedown - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The participants cross the halfway point of the experiment; the sheriff orders a raid due to increased tensions and drug activity in D-pod; the residents of F-pod worry about a contagious rash.</desc>
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    <title>Alone for the Holidays - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving presents new opportunities and challenges for the six remaining participants, and one of them is pushed to a breaking point.</desc>
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    <title>Institutionalized - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As the participants near the end of their time in jail, tension in F-Pod pushes one woman over the edge and compromises the program.</desc>
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    <title>11th Hour - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The five remaining participants try to finish up their final days inside jail as pressure builds within the pods.</desc>
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    <title>Exodus - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Three participants remain and one suffers a meltdown when a woman in F-Pod is released. Elsewhere: D-Pod sees a power struggle with a constant threat of violence.</desc>
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    <title>Aftermath - S01E13</title>
    <desc>All seven participants meet to discuss their experience and tensions rise when a contentious moment is addressed.</desc>
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    <title>Re-entry - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Phase two of Sheriff Jamey Noel's unprecedented program begins with four new participants entering the Clark County Jail to continue the covert operation designed to root out corruption and contraband.</desc>
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    <title>Friend or Foe - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As three new participants enter the program, the others fight for acceptance in the pods. One participant is forced into a confrontation that quickly turns physical.</desc>
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    <title>All Pain, No Gain - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The last participant enters the Clark County Jail and all eight must now face their new reality of life behind bars.</desc>
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    <title>Hazed and Confused - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Hazing, drug use and violence envelop Clark County Jail as two participants are on the brink of dropping out of the program.</desc>
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    <title>Pod Wars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>All hell breaks loose in the Clark County Jail when two pod bosses threaten the safety of three of our participants.</desc>
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    <title>Criminal Justice - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While trying to survive constant harassment, violence and the stress of incarceration, the participants continue to grind out their time in the Clark County Jail, but two of them are reaching a tipping point and for them everything is about to change.</desc>
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    <title>Dangerous Loyalty - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Sheri, Ryan and Quintin find themselves going deeper undercover as Dion and Ashleigh grapple with their respective pasts. Monalisa has a major revelation about her daughter's situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415220911 +0000" stop="20260415225110 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Institutional Knowledge - S02E08</title>
    <desc>New challenges emerge after the men switch pods and the women suspect a snitch.</desc>
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    <title>Sewer Gate - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Raw sewage flows into inmate pods causing chaos throughout Clark County Jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415233209 +0000" stop="20260416001408 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in Store - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With the sewer line repaired, the participants return to their pods only to encounter new challenges and dangerous threats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416001408 +0000" stop="20260416005605 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood, Debt and Tears - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Tension is running high in the pods as the six remaining participants enter their final days in the Clark County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Bed and Baggage - S02E12</title>
    <desc>In the final days of their stay in the Clark County Jail, the three remaining participants gather their last bits of evidence and narrowly avoid conflict before their names are called for bed and baggage.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath: Part Two - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With Sheriff Noel's program having come to a close, all eight participants are brought together with Sheriff Noel and Captain Maples to talk about their journey as inmates and what they discovered while in Clark County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Fulton County Jail: Welcome to the A-T-L - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In Atlanta's Fulton County Jail, Colonel Mark Adger is sending 17 undercover volunteers into his facility to find solutions to contraband, drug smuggling, and gang violence. The participants who infiltrate Atlanta's Fulton County Jail for this season include a special education teacher who works with at-risk youth, a man who believes that the system has failed African Americans and wants to help fight discrimination, a former corrections officer who wants to see what it is like when the roles are reversed, a woman who met her husband while he was incarcerated and hopes to understand his institutionalized behavior, a Marine with law enforcement aspirations, and others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416034050 +0000" stop="20260416042358 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Dare - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The first five participants enter the Fulton County Jail and are immediately met with drug use, sexual behavior, and what it feels like to be locked in a cell for 12 hours.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042358 +0000" stop="20260416050543 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Issues - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As participants settle into Fulton County Jail and new ones enter, inmate suspicions and power-plays keep everyone on edge.</desc>
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    <title>Cellies - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A violent fight in the women's pod and an abuse of power in pod 600 cause extended lockdowns, proving that the luck of the draw with cell mates can make or break the experience in jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416054742 +0000" stop="20260416062934 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangerous Liaisons - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Uneasy alliances create risks while participants face even more difficult obstacles in order to survive their life on the inside.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416062934 +0000" stop="20260416071134 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vulnerable Positions - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A flood in the South Annex, escalating problems with cellmates, and respect issues push our participants to the brink of despair in the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416071134 +0000" stop="20260416075228 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tapping Out - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The male participants in 500 suspect each other of being in the program, while the women struggle to continue, and one may even drop out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416075228 +0000" stop="20260416083425 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloods Rising - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The participants at the Fulton County Jail find that small mistakes can have big consequences, as the Bloods in 500 continue to rise in power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416083425 +0000" stop="20260416091733 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code Red - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A chaotic mass evacuation drill in 500 turns dangerous when inmates slip their restraints, and a rumor about the program in the women's pod puts two participants in a vulnerable position.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416091733 +0000" stop="20260416100150 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Marine Test - S03E10</title>
    <desc>An uproar in Zone 500 results when an inmate claims to be a Marine, Jon is taken advantage of by a new inmate with the same name, and Michelle gets caught in the middle of a drug deal gone wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416100150 +0000" stop="20260416104459 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Times - S03E11</title>
    <desc>In the Fulton County Jail, participants Matt and Michelle are faced with tough choices regarding drug use that put their safety, and time in the program, at risk.</desc>
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    <title>In or Out? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The participants endure their final days at the Fulton County Jail, but one has to make the tough decision to stay another 60 days.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416121117 +0000" stop="20260416131556 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aftermath - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The participants meet for the first time to discuss their time inside.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416131556 +0000" stop="20260416144108 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beginning of the End - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With two participants inside the jail and three more entering, Phase Two will shatter expectations, open old wounds and put everyone's safety in jeopardy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416144108 +0000" stop="20260416160625 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shank Anxiety - S04E02</title>
    <desc>As the participants settle into jail, inmate feuds and power plays bring them face to face with real danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416160625 +0000" stop="20260416164816 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pissed Off - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jaclin begins to alienate the officers and Stephanie; Zone 500 is raided for contraband; Matt is at odds with his roommate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416164816 +0000" stop="20260416173008 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Favors - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The participants toe the line between blowing their cover or going full inmate, while trying to stay focused on their purpose.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416173008 +0000" stop="20260416181101 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail Crush - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Stephanie uses drugs to bond with her fellow inmates; Jaclin finds acceptance by creating a clothing line.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416181101 +0000" stop="20260416185252 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Rules - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The participants are faced with challenges when a gas scare happens in the women's pod, a football kitty goes missing in 500 prompting a gang fight.</desc>
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    <title>Sexual Preference - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Jaclin tries to help Stephanie switch rooms, it puts a target on Jaclin's back. Emmanuel also becomes a target when he tries to break up a fight. A rumor about Andrew being gay could put him in harm's way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416193444 +0000" stop="20260416201636 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Nothing, Say Nothing - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Two participants struggle with the decision to leave the program early, while the rest try to keep their wits as they finish the back half of their time in the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416201636 +0000" stop="20260416205733 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nachos, Strippers, and Whippit - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Matt wrestles with the most devastating moment of his life; Jaclin regrets leaving the program; Alan gets a mysterious new cellmate; and the inmates throw an unforgettable birthday party for Angele.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416205733 +0000" stop="20260416213930 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inmate Who Loved Me - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After an emotional breakdown, Alan is not sure he can continue in the program; Nate expands his meth investigation; Johnny defends a female officer; and Angele falls deeper in love with Gabrielle and struggles to keep her secret from her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213930 +0000" stop="20260416222127 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cover Blown - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A participant is removed from the program after it is learned that she intentionally broke her cover with an inmate. Stephanie fears that Gabrielle will not keep Angele's secret; and Alan tries to buy meth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416222127 +0000" stop="20260416230827 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Them Out - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Colonel Adger must work against the clock to safely remove all the participants from the Fulton County Jail</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416230827 +0000" stop="20260417001254 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time to Come Clean - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After the most shocking finale in the program's history, all nine participants sit down with Journalist Soledad O'Brien and Colonel Mark Adger to discuss their experiences at the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417001254 +0000" stop="20260417005523 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Sheriff in Town - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Newly elected sheriff Mark Lamb sends six volunteers into the Pinal County Detention Center on a mission to uncover valuable Intel about the gangs, drugs and operational issues that plague his facility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417005523 +0000" stop="20260417013720 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straight Cholo - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Lamb's mission-based program increases its momentum and members, as two more participants are set to join the three already incarcerated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417013720 +0000" stop="20260417021918 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's About to Get Ugly - S05E03</title>
    <desc>With all seven participants embedded in the facility, some struggle to maintain their distance from one another; one participant threatens to bring the whole program to an abrupt end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417021918 +0000" stop="20260417030113 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y'All Thought I Was Nice - S05E04</title>
    <desc>As the participants begin to focus on their missions, some find early success while others are met with immediate interference; Sheriff Lamb is forced to make a tough decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417030113 +0000" stop="20260417034241 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liars &amp; Thieves - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The participants are tested by thieves and the racial politics of jail, forcing them to become either targets and victims, or threats and aggressors.</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like a Rat - S05E06</title>
    <desc>David climbs the ranks in the pod and struggles to remember what side he is on; Abner is tested when one of his own commits an offense; the women suspect that they are being unfairly targeted by the DOs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417042436 +0000" stop="20260417050627 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Swing First - S05E07</title>
    <desc>More than halfway through their time in jail, the participants struggle to make progress on their missions; as pod drama boils over, some hit their breaking point.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417050627 +0000" stop="20260417054824 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick a Side - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The participants struggle with race politics, jailhouse thieves, and protecting their cover stories; the secrets become too difficult for one participant to keep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417054824 +0000" stop="20260417063019 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loose Lips Sink Ships - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The sheriff and his team face a tough decision; the consequences of one participant's actions put the remaining participants in very real danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417063019 +0000" stop="20260417071422 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don’t Belong Here - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When a participant's cover is blown, Sheriff Lamb and his team must decide whether to end the program early or risk the lives of the remaining participants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417071422 +0000" stop="20260417083741 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Season 5 Reunion - S05E11</title>
    <desc>For the first time, all seven participants will meet with the sheriff and his team to discuss the craziest moments from their time in the Pinal County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415084700 +0000" stop="20260415093441 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415093441 +0000" stop="20260415101853 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101853 +0000" stop="20260415110556 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415110556 +0000" stop="20260415115156 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415115156 +0000" stop="20260415123619 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415123619 +0000" stop="20260415132210 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415132210 +0000" stop="20260415140714 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415140714 +0000" stop="20260415145355 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415145355 +0000" stop="20260415153853 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415153853 +0000" stop="20260415162330 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162330 +0000" stop="20260415171022 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171022 +0000" stop="20260415175803 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175803 +0000" stop="20260415184543 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184543 +0000" stop="20260415192956 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192956 +0000" stop="20260415201659 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
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    <desc>Its bite force and night vision make the jaguar the jungle's "killer of killers," but the fer-de-lance pit viper's flesh-rotting venom is devastating.</desc>
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    <desc>Despite dwindling numbers, the Humboldt squid's beak is deadly, but the Brazilian wandering spider's fangs and venom are ruthlessly efficient.</desc>
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    <desc>Creatures such as the tarantula and the Gila monster are nightmares of myth and legend -- but also a surprising treasure trove for medical science.</desc>
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    <desc>The boa constrictor crushes the life out of its victims and the bullet ant's sting is painful, but the assassin caterpillar lives up to its name.</desc>
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    <title>Stealth Hunters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Brazilian yellow scorpion is one of the species' most venomous, but a tiny, parasite-bearing snail has a much bigger and more devastating effect.</desc>
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    <title>Killers: Myth or Reality? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The dive-bombing harpy eagle feeds on monkeys and wild pigs, while the maned wolf is more the victim of bad PR than an actual threat.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Countdown - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The top 11 "fearsome finalists" from previous episodes, including bugs, bats, spiders and snakes, battle it out for the No. 1 spot.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Jeopardy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Its bite force and night vision make the jaguar the jungle's "killer of killers," but the fer-de-lance pit viper's flesh-rotting venom is devastating.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Deadly Bites - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Orcas possess awesome speed, power and intelligence, but the rattlesnake, black widow spider and even the mosquito challenge them in dangerousness.</desc>
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    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Despite dwindling numbers, the Humboldt squid's beak is deadly, but the Brazilian wandering spider's fangs and venom are ruthlessly efficient.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416082058 +0000" stop="20260416090232 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer or Saviours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Creatures such as the tarantula and the Gila monster are nightmares of myth and legend -- but also a surprising treasure trove for medical science.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pack Hunters - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The oceanic whitetip shark is infamous for attacking shipwreck survivors. On land, packs of feral dogs are becoming a serious threat to human life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416094643 +0000" stop="20260416102935 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hit Wonders - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The boa constrictor crushes the life out of its victims and the bullet ant's sting is painful, but the assassin caterpillar lives up to its name.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Stop! Danger Ahead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A friendly-looking but deadly seal prowls the frigid waters off the tip of South America. The recluse spider's sting is painful, then rots away flesh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416111554 +0000" stop="20260416115722 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Left Alone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The murky rivers of the tropics contain a shocking surprise: the electric eel. The cute capybara and the furry llama can be surprisingly treacherous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115722 +0000" stop="20260416124343 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are They For Real? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The elephant seal's crushing head-butt is a killer skill, but the bites of both the Amazonian giant centipede and the vampire bat are horrifying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124343 +0000" stop="20260416132633 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealth Hunters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Brazilian yellow scorpion is one of the species' most venomous, but a tiny, parasite-bearing snail has a much bigger and more devastating effect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416132633 +0000" stop="20260416141150 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killers: Myth or Reality? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The dive-bombing harpy eagle feeds on monkeys and wild pigs, while the maned wolf is more the victim of bad PR than an actual threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141150 +0000" stop="20260416145506 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Countdown - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The top 11 "fearsome finalists" from previous episodes, including bugs, bats, spiders and snakes, battle it out for the No. 1 spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145506 +0000" stop="20260416153837 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Jeopardy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Its bite force and night vision make the jaguar the jungle's "killer of killers," but the fer-de-lance pit viper's flesh-rotting venom is devastating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416153837 +0000" stop="20260416162429 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Bites - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Orcas possess awesome speed, power and intelligence, but the rattlesnake, black widow spider and even the mosquito challenge them in dangerousness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162429 +0000" stop="20260416171022 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Despite dwindling numbers, the Humboldt squid's beak is deadly, but the Brazilian wandering spider's fangs and venom are ruthlessly efficient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171022 +0000" stop="20260416175157 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer or Saviours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Creatures such as the tarantula and the Gila monster are nightmares of myth and legend -- but also a surprising treasure trove for medical science.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175157 +0000" stop="20260416183607 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pack Hunters - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The oceanic whitetip shark is infamous for attacking shipwreck survivors. On land, packs of feral dogs are becoming a serious threat to human life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183607 +0000" stop="20260416191859 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hit Wonders - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The boa constrictor crushes the life out of its victims and the bullet ant's sting is painful, but the assassin caterpillar lives up to its name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191859 +0000" stop="20260416200518 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop! Danger Ahead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A friendly-looking but deadly seal prowls the frigid waters off the tip of South America. The recluse spider's sting is painful, then rots away flesh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200518 +0000" stop="20260416204647 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Left Alone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The murky rivers of the tropics contain a shocking surprise: the electric eel. The cute capybara and the furry llama can be surprisingly treacherous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204647 +0000" stop="20260416213307 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are They For Real? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The elephant seal's crushing head-butt is a killer skill, but the bites of both the Amazonian giant centipede and the vampire bat are horrifying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213307 +0000" stop="20260416221558 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealth Hunters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Brazilian yellow scorpion is one of the species' most venomous, but a tiny, parasite-bearing snail has a much bigger and more devastating effect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416221558 +0000" stop="20260416230114 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killers: Myth or Reality? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The dive-bombing harpy eagle feeds on monkeys and wild pigs, while the maned wolf is more the victim of bad PR than an actual threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230114 +0000" stop="20260416234431 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Countdown - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The top 11 "fearsome finalists" from previous episodes, including bugs, bats, spiders and snakes, battle it out for the No. 1 spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234431 +0000" stop="20260417002801 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Jeopardy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Its bite force and night vision make the jaguar the jungle's "killer of killers," but the fer-de-lance pit viper's flesh-rotting venom is devastating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002801 +0000" stop="20260417011354 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Bites - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Orcas possess awesome speed, power and intelligence, but the rattlesnake, black widow spider and even the mosquito challenge them in dangerousness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011354 +0000" stop="20260417015946 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Despite dwindling numbers, the Humboldt squid's beak is deadly, but the Brazilian wandering spider's fangs and venom are ruthlessly efficient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015946 +0000" stop="20260417024121 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killer or Saviours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Creatures such as the tarantula and the Gila monster are nightmares of myth and legend -- but also a surprising treasure trove for medical science.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024121 +0000" stop="20260417032531 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pack Hunters - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The oceanic whitetip shark is infamous for attacking shipwreck survivors. On land, packs of feral dogs are becoming a serious threat to human life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032531 +0000" stop="20260417040824 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hit Wonders - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The boa constrictor crushes the life out of its victims and the bullet ant's sting is painful, but the assassin caterpillar lives up to its name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040824 +0000" stop="20260417045443 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop! Danger Ahead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A friendly-looking but deadly seal prowls the frigid waters off the tip of South America. The recluse spider's sting is painful, then rots away flesh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045443 +0000" stop="20260417053611 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Left Alone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The murky rivers of the tropics contain a shocking surprise: the electric eel. The cute capybara and the furry llama can be surprisingly treacherous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053611 +0000" stop="20260417062232 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are They For Real? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The elephant seal's crushing head-butt is a killer skill, but the bites of both the Amazonian giant centipede and the vampire bat are horrifying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062232 +0000" stop="20260417070522 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealth Hunters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Brazilian yellow scorpion is one of the species' most venomous, but a tiny, parasite-bearing snail has a much bigger and more devastating effect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070522 +0000" stop="20260417075039 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killers: Myth or Reality? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The dive-bombing harpy eagle feeds on monkeys and wild pigs, while the maned wolf is more the victim of bad PR than an actual threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075039 +0000" stop="20260417083355 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Countdown - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The top 11 "fearsome finalists" from previous episodes, including bugs, bats, spiders and snakes, battle it out for the No. 1 spot.</desc>
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    <title>Ready to Run - S06E07</title>
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    <title>No Way Out - S06E08</title>
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    <title>Backed Into A Corner - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Ashley &amp; Jay elope in Vegas. Colt &amp; Larissa argue in front of friends. Steven applies for Richie's American passport. Leida meets with Eric's ex-wife. Jon upsets Fernanda by staying out late with a friend. Kalani &amp; Asuelu get news that changes everything.</desc>
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    <title>Where Truth Lies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Eric faces his distraught daughters. Steven surprises Olga. Kalani's big news upsets her sister. Fernanda writes Jonathan a shocking letter. Ashley and Jay run away to Vegas. Larissa reconnects with Colt's mom.</desc>
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    <title>Make It or Break It - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Ashley learns Jay's secret. Kalani &amp; Asuelu worry her dad will stop their vows. Eric &amp; Leida have last minute problems before their wedding. Steven has to leave Russia. With the 90 days up, Colt &amp; Larissa face their issues. Jonathan &amp; Fernanda say 'I do'.</desc>
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    <title>Tell All (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The couples from this season meet for the first time in a dramatic Tell All showdown. Host Shaun Robinson sits down with the couples to discuss the most intense moments from this season, and answer your burning questions as shocking reveals are uncovered.</desc>
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    <title>Tell All (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The couples of 90 Day Fiancé are together for the shocking conclusion of the Tell All. Colt and Larissa arrive in studio and no one holds back. An intense argument leads to cast members walking off set. Later, the cast comments on the Tell All via Skype.</desc>
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    <title>I Want to Kiss You - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Emily and Sasha wait in Russia for Sasha's visa and Emily's waters to break. Meanwhile, Mursel moves to America to be with Anna.</desc>
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    <title>They Don't Know - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Anna introduces Mursel to her family and reveals a secret. Meanwhile, interview allegations may stop Juliana coming to America, and Syngin arrives in New York City.</desc>
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    <title>What Am I Worth to You? - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Anny becomes frustrated with Robert's promised shopping spree; Tania and Syngin disagree on their future plans; Anna feels Mursel is asking too much from her; Emily goes into labor; Mike and Natalie make their introduction.</desc>
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    <title>You Don't Forget Your Past - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Anna's friends have concerns about Mursel. Tania &amp; Syngin butt heads when they arrive at the shed. Blake &amp; Jasmin's reunion falls flat. Natalie anxiously waits for Mike's arrival in the Ukraine. Juliana is third wheel when she finally meets Michael's ex...</desc>
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    <title>We Need to Talk - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Mike learns of Natalie's past heartbreak. Anna weeps in a wedding dress. Anny has issues with Robert's exes. Emily doubts Sasha's dedication. Jasmin meets Blake's friends. Tania reveals she's leaving for a month. Juliana moves into Michael's house.</desc>
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    <title>Premature Departure - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Syngin prepares for a month without Tania. Anna questions her engagement. Blake &amp; Jasmin's living situation changes unexpectedly. Leaving Russia brings Sasha to tears. Michael &amp; Juliana get real about their financial future. Angela &amp; Michael return.</desc>
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    <title>The Truth Shall Set You Free - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Michael &amp; Juliana discuss a potential pre-nup. Angela goes wedding gown shopping.  Emily &amp; Sasha arrive in the U.S. Robert and Anny go apartment hunting.  Anna gives Mursel an ultimatum. Natalie panics about her differences with Mike.</desc>
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    <title>Judgement Day - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Tania &amp; Syngin struggle with communication. Juliana seeks independence. Religion divides Mike &amp; Natalie. Mursel makes an important decision. Jasmin finds it hard to fit in. Anny's birthday gets wild. Angela hears news about Michael's visa.</desc>
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    <title>I Don't Have a Choice - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Anna reveals big news to her family. Angela fights for Michael's visa. Syngin needs more from Tania. Mike has tough questions for Natalie. Betsy grills Sasha about his past. Anny cries shopping for a wedding dress. Blake's mom attempts to bond with Jasmin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050944 +0000" stop="20260416063535 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Choose Me - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Mursel packs his bags for Turkey. Angela arrives in Nigeria. Natalie's reveal leaves Mike devastated. Juliana bonds with Michael's ex. Tania and Syngin's romantic reunion goes south. Blake's friends confront him about Jasmin.</desc>
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    <title>Blindsided - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Blake and Jasmin argue on a night out. Mike returns to Washington. Emily and Betsy shop for a wedding dress. Michael's family confront Angela about their wedding. Tania's revelation pushes Syngin away. It's Michael and Juliana's wedding day.</desc>
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    <title>I Do and I Don't Know - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Syngin considers going back to South Africa. Mursel feels he made a mistake. Mike consults a lawyer. Angela rethinks a Nigerian wedding. Jasmin &amp; Blake's families meet. Stephanie makes Anny an offer. Michael &amp; Juliana and Emily &amp; Sasha reach wedding day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416092717 +0000" stop="20260416105304 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Get a Witness - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Blake &amp; Jasmin, Anna &amp; Mursel, Robert &amp; Anny, and Tania &amp; Syngin are out of time and must wed. Angela &amp; Michael have a setback. Mike's call to Natalie leaves some unanswered questions. Michael talks to his ex-wife, Sarah, about his prenup decision.</desc>
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    <title>Tell All (1) - S07E14</title>
    <desc>The couples of 90 Day Fiancé meet for the first time in a dramatic Tell All showdown in New York City. Host Shaun Robinson gets answers to your burning questions as shocking reveals and juicy details are uncovered from this season.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121854 +0000" stop="20260416130142 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell All (2) - S07E15</title>
    <desc>The couples of 90 Day Fiancé meet for the first time in a dramatic Tell All showdown in New York City. Host Shaun Robinson gets answers to your burning questions as shocking reveals and juicy details are uncovered from this season</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130142 +0000" stop="20260416142723 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Think You're My Future Wife - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Brandon's parents' strict rules surprise his Russian fiancee, Julia. Ukrainian bombshell Yara isn't impressed with fiance Jovi's hometown. Rebecca and her Tunisian beau Zied await visa news. Mike and Natalie's relationship takes an unexpected turn.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Shame on You - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Hiding a secret, Tarik waits for Hazel to arrive from the Philippines. Brandon's mom presses Julia about birth control. Mike impresses Natalie on her first night in the US. Zied calls Rebecca with unnerving news. Jovi shows Yara around New Orleans.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bless This Mess - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Julia pushes Brandon to confront his parents. After meeting Jovi's mom, Yara feels even more uncomfortable. Andrew hopes to get his French fiance to the US. Hazel is surprised by Tarik's living conditions. Natalie is unsure about Mike's home in the woods.</desc>
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    <title>What's Mine Is Mine - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Mike fails to make Natalie feel at home. Stephanie worries her secret will ruin her relationship. Zied questions leaving his parents. Jovi and Yara have a blow up. Julia has a rough day on Brandon's farm. Andrew learns shocking news about Amira.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Who's the Boss? - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Brandon's parents disapprove of their wedding date. Rebecca rushes to get settled in a new home. Stephanie reveals her financial agreement with Ryan to family. Yara and Natalie have trust issues with their partners. Tarik fails to convert Hazel.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Real You - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Natalie doesn't want to unpack into Mike's smelly closet. Yara learns more about Jovi. Amira's dad confronts Andrew. Zied arrives in the US to questions from Rebecca's family. Hazel meets Tarik's daughter. Stephanie and Ryan get into a heated fight.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>You So Bad Boy - S08E07</title>
    <desc>A wild night gets Brandon and Julia into trouble. Zied's first night doesn't go as planned. Mike feels insulted by Natalie. Yara worries she might be pregnant. Amira is released from custody. Hazel finds out Tarik has been texting their ex.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Unsure and Insecure - S08E08</title>
    <desc>In Belize, Stephanie tests Ryan. Natalie faces Mike's mom. Julia gives Brandon an ultimatum. Jovi's drinking interrupts Yara's big news. Andrew has another idea to get Amira into the US.</desc>
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    <title>The No Bang Theory - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Brandon stands up to his parents. Jovi doesn't believe Yara's pregnant. Mike refuses to plan the wedding. Tarik and Hazel look for a third. Zied learns about Rebecca's ex. Andrew wants Amira to try again. Stephanie admits her secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417022226 +0000" stop="20260417034807 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil's Work - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Mike and Natalie try therapy. Jovi's dad questions Yara. Tarik and Hazel worry about Harrey. Stephanie upsets Ryan with her psychic's prediction. Andrew has another plan. Rebecca is jealous when Zied gets female attention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417034807 +0000" stop="20260417051348 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three's a Party - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Julia thinks she's pregnant. Stephanie and Ryan have an explosive fight. Natalie demands answers. Jovi upsets Yara at their engagement party. Rebecca worries that Zied will change his mind. Tarik and Hazel pursue finding a girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417051348 +0000" stop="20260417063929 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>About Last Night - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Yara gives Jovi an ultimatum; Tarik and Hazel's ex causes new issues; Betty invites herself dress shopping; Natalie attempts to move forward; Zied makes new demands; Amira feels pressured to go to Serbia; Ryan's cousin joins Stephanie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417063929 +0000" stop="20260417080511 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forgive but Never Forget - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Natalie almost gets what she wants; Brandon and Julia argue about the wedding; things get wild at Jovi's bachelor party; Hazel worries Tarik has feelings for their ex; Zied threatens to go back home; Stephanie gets serious with Harris.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415072322 +0000" stop="20260415080517 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God Complex - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After a disappointing discovery, Clarke and Abby question how far they're willing to go. Meanwhile, Jaha finds a lead to the mysterious Second Dawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415080517 +0000" stop="20260415084657 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DNR - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jasper and Bellamy go on a quest. Meanwhile, Clarke struggles to keep the peace after word of Jaha's discovery spreads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415084657 +0000" stop="20260415092913 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Die All, Die Merrily - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Octavia fights in the final battle for her people's survival, but not everyone is willing to play fair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415092913 +0000" stop="20260415101102 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Clarke faces the consequences of her fateful choice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415101102 +0000" stop="20260415105250 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chosen - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jaha and Kane disagree over how to handle their grim reality. Meanwhile, Clarke leads a group to save a friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415105250 +0000" stop="20260415113448 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Praimfaya - S04E13</title>
    <desc>It's a race against the end of the world as Praimfaya arrives forcing our heroes to make impossible decisions to ensure their survival.</desc>
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    <title>Eden - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke struggles to survive on a desolate, scorched earth while her friends in space come across a long-awaited beacon of hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415121711 +0000" stop="20260415125937 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Queen - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Octavia is forced to take guidance from an unlikely ally when the future of the bunker and all those inside it is jeopardized.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415125937 +0000" stop="20260415134200 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeping Giants - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Bellamy leads the charge investigating a potential way home. Meanwhile, Clarke and Madi deal with the new, uncertain threat to their home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415134200 +0000" stop="20260415142411 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandora's Box - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Our Heroes are forced to rely on the help of Shallow Valley's dangerous new inhabitants in order to save some of their own, with surprising results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415142411 +0000" stop="20260415150639 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shifting Sands - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Octavia leads her people towards Shallow Valley against the advice of Clarke and Bellamy. Meanwhile, Kane and Abby adjust to a new set of challenges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415150639 +0000" stop="20260415154907 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exit Wounds - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Kane’s attempt to prove himself useful tests Wonkru’s allegiance to Octavia. Madi faces an unexpected threat inside Wonkru, forcing Clarke to make an unlikely ally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415154907 +0000" stop="20260415163128 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acceptable Losses - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Bellamy make a startling discovery about Wonkru’s battle plans as Echo risks her friendship with Raven to complete her mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415163128 +0000" stop="20260415171354 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How We Get to Peace - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s determination to protect Madi puts Bellamy in an impossible position.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415171354 +0000" stop="20260415175546 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sic Semper Tyrannis - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The growing fractures in Wonkru threaten to explode once and for all. Meanwhile, in Shallow Valley, Murphy starts a fire, unleashing catastrophic results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415175546 +0000" stop="20260415183809 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Warriors Will - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Monty strives to show Wonkru an alternative to war, and to the valley itself. Meanwhile, Abby’s health continues to deteriorate, along with McCreary’s patience.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415183809 +0000" stop="20260415192032 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Year - S05E11</title>
    <desc>As Clarke races to save Abby, she learns more about the trials and tribulations Wonkru faced in the bunker, and the impossible decisions they were forced to make in the dark year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415192032 +0000" stop="20260415200300 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damocles (1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Octavia leads her people into war. While behind enemy lines, our heroes must overcome their differences to save Wonkru from extinction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415200300 +0000" stop="20260415204528 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damocles (2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends must risk everything to fight one last battle for survival, only to glimpse an even darker threat to the last living valley on Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415204528 +0000" stop="20260415212757 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sanctum - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Still reeling after receiving Monty’s message, a small group goes down to explore the mysterious new planet. Back on the Mothership, several members of Wonkru face the consequences of their decisions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415212757 +0000" stop="20260415221027 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Sun Rising - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The team on the ground fights to survive the threat they face on the new planet. Meanwhile, Raven must join forces with an unlikely ally to save everyone on board the mothership.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415221027 +0000" stop="20260415225255 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Children of Gabriel - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Clarke tries to win over the leaders of Sanctum in order to let her people stay. Meanwhile, Bellamy, Echo and Octavia discover a new threat while on a mission to retrieve the transport ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225255 +0000" stop="20260415233511 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face Behind the Glass - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Clarke embraces the traditions of Sanctum and tries to make amends for her past actions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415233511 +0000" stop="20260416001743 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gospel of Josephine - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jordan investigates Sanctum. Meanwhile, Octavia and Diyoza discover the threats of the new planet firsthand. Lastly, Bellamy and Clarke butt heads.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416001743 +0000" stop="20260416010014 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memento Mori - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Diyoza learns more about the mysterious Children of Gabriel while Abby continues searching for a way to save Kane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416010014 +0000" stop="20260416014243 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nevermind - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s past catches up to her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416014243 +0000" stop="20260416022441 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Man and the Anomaly - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Octavia and Diyoza make their way to the mysterious anomaly in search of the Old Man. Meanwhile, Murphy has an offer for Emori.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416022441 +0000" stop="20260416030609 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You Take With You - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Bellamy must venture into enemy territory with an unlikely companion. Meanwhile, Octavia is forced to confront her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416030609 +0000" stop="20260416034841 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matryoshka - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Russell seeks justice. Meanwhile, Gabriel must make a difficult choice. Lastly, the Blake siblings reunite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416034841 +0000" stop="20260416043112 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Octavia must work together to save their friends. Echo is forced to face her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416043112 +0000" stop="20260416051325 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adjustment Protocol - S06E12</title>
    <desc>A special Naming Day changes everything in Sanctum. Gabriel comes face to face with an old friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416051325 +0000" stop="20260416055555 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood of Sanctum - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Sanctum becomes a battleground between the devout and the non-believers. The mystery of the anomaly deepens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416055555 +0000" stop="20260416063822 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Ashes - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends attempt to rebuild Sanctum as a new threat rises in the woods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416063822 +0000" stop="20260416072038 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garden - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Echo and Gabriel learn more about Hope and her mysterious past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416072038 +0000" stop="20260416080309 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Gods - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Raven faces an unexpected threat. Clarke must keep the peace among opposing factions in Sanctum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416080309 +0000" stop="20260416084533 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hesperides - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Mysterious outsiders arrive with news of Clarke's missing people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416084533 +0000" stop="20260416092749 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Bardo - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Octavia gets to know a whole new world. Meanwhile, Murphy and Emori play make believe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416092749 +0000" stop="20260416100956 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nakara - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends find themselves on a planet that is not what it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416100956 +0000" stop="20260416105133 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen's Gambit - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Emori tries to heal Sanctum's old familial wounds while Echo, Octavia and Diyoza struggle with new ones.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416105133 +0000" stop="20260416113401 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anaconda - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke confronts a new adversary. A surprising connection takes us back to the past and to the nuclear apocalypse that destroyed the Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416113401 +0000" stop="20260416121520 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flock - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Murphy and Indra must defuse a tense situation. Old friends make new allegiances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416121520 +0000" stop="20260416125750 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Sacrifice - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Sheidheda makes his move. A Disciple goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416125750 +0000" stop="20260416134019 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Etherea - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Where in the universe is Bellamy Blake?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416134019 +0000" stop="20260416142238 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stranger - S07E12</title>
    <desc>It's a new day in Sanctum. Clarke, Octavia, Raven and Echo struggle with a new foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416142238 +0000" stop="20260416150434 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Giant - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The red sun derails Clarke's plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416150434 +0000" stop="20260416154654 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sort of Homecoming - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends reckon with all that has happened only to find an unexpected threat looming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416154654 +0000" stop="20260416162913 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dying of the Light - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Octavia mount a desperate rescue mission as the Disciples close in on what they want.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416162913 +0000" stop="20260416171228 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last War - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After all the fighting and loss, Clarke and her friends have reached the final battle. But is humanity worthy of something greater?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416171228 +0000" stop="20260416175345 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ninety-seven years ago, nuclear Armageddon decimated planet Earth, destroying civilization. The only survivors were the 400 inhabitants of 12 international space stations that were in orbit at the time. Three generations have been born in space, and the survivors now number 4,000. With resources running out on their dying "Ark", 100 juvenile delinquents are sent to Earth to determine if Earth is finally survivable. Among the 100 young exiles are Clarke, the bright teenage daughter of the Ark’s chief medical officer; the daredevil Finn; the brother/sister duo of Bellamy and Octavia, whose illegal sibling status has always led them to flaunt the rules, the lighthearted Jasper and the resourceful Monty. Technologically blind to what’s happening on the planet below them, the Ark’s leaders — Clarke’s widowed mother, Abby; Chancellor Jaha; and his shadowy second in command, Kane — are faced with difficult decisions about life, death and the continued existence of the human race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416175345 +0000" stop="20260416183605 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Skills - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Having discovered that Jasper may still be alive, Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, Finn and Monty set out on a mission to locate their friend and are shocked at what they find. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is determined to get to Earth, and enlists Raven to craft an escape pod.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416183605 +0000" stop="20260416191826 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Kills - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In a desperate attempt to treat Jasper’s festering wounds, Clarke, Finn and Wells set out in search of a seaweed antibiotic. Bellamy and his crew go hunting for food, and are joined by Charlotte, a lovable 13-year-old, who feels safe under Bellamy’s protection. A thick, acidic fog appears, forcing Clarke, Finn and Wells to seek shelter inside an ancient van. While they are trapped, Clarke confronts Wells on his betrayal that resulted in her father’s death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416191826 +0000" stop="20260416195923 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy's Law - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After the shocking death of one of their own, Clarke and Finn grow closer as they try to figure out a way to communicate with the Ark. Bellamy must keep the group from turning on one another as life on Earth takes a desperate turn. Meanwhile, Abby risks having herself floated in order to give Raven the chance to stow-away in the escape pod bound for Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416195923 +0000" stop="20260416204026 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight's Last Gleaming - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s newfound romance with Finn is threatened. Octavia suffers a blow to the head and wakes up to find a Grounder watching her. On the Ark, Abby exposes Kane’s plan to reduce the population of the Ark. Jaha and Abby notice a signal and realize at least some of the 100 must still be alive on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204026 +0000" stop="20260416212250 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Sister's Keeper - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bellamy leads his crew into Grounder territory as they search for Octavia. Raven can't help but notice the deep connection between Finn and Clarke. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Bellamy's and Octavia's childhood on the Ark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416212250 +0000" stop="20260416220452 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contents Under Pressure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Raven make contact with the Ark, and Abby guides Clarke through a dangerous procedure in a desperate move to save one of their own. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is removed from the council, and former Chancellor Diana Sydney takes her place. Jaha reveals to Abby that there are not enough drop ships for everyone on the Ark to go down to Earth, and Kane begins to deal with his guilt over his recent decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416220452 +0000" stop="20260416224711 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Trip - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Bellamy go on a mission to find supplies for approaching winter. Some of the 100 accidentally eat nuts with powerfully hallucinogenic properties and lose their grasp on reality. Meanwhile, Octavia seizes the opportunity to help a friend escape, and a terrifying event brings Clarke and Bellamy closer. On the Ark, Commander Shumway secretly assigns one of the 100 to kill one of his own, and the treacherous actions of Diane Sydney are revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416224711 +0000" stop="20260416232833 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unity Day - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Finn attempt to broker peace with the Grounders but all hell breaks loose when Bellamy, Jasper and Raven show up armed and ready for battle. Octavia and Lincoln grow closer. Meanwhile, tragedy strikes during the Unity Day celebration on the Ark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416232833 +0000" stop="20260417001101 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Become Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Murphy returns to camp claiming to have been held captive and tortured by the Grounders, and Clarke and Bellamy have very different opinions on how to handle his return. Octavia sneaks away to find Lincoln and returns with a serious warning for the 100. Meanwhile, a mysterious virus strikes camp forcing many to be quarantined, and Jasper pulls off a heroic move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417001101 +0000" stop="20260417005257 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Calm - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With a low food supply at camp, Clarke and Finn lead a group out to hunt for food and wind up in a compromising position. With Finn’s life in danger, Clarke makes a game-changing decision. Meanwhile, Raven makes Bellamy an offer he can’t refuse. On the Ark – Kane risks his life and is reunited with Chancellor Jaha and Abby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417005257 +0000" stop="20260417013521 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Grounders (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Finn escape one dangerous situation only to find themselves faced with a new enemy. Bellamy makes a heroic move to save Jasper. Raven faces a new danger, and Murphy finally gets his revenge. Meanwhile, those remaining on the Ark are coming to terms with the inevitable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417013521 +0000" stop="20260417021744 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Grounders (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke pleads with Bellamy to do the right thing as conflict on the ground comes to a head. Bellamy forces Octavia to make a difficult decision. Raven and Jasper work against time and Finn makes a bold move. Meanwhile, the situation on the Ark comes to a stunning conclusion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021744 +0000" stop="20260417030016 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 48 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke is still alone in the white room, frantically trying to make sense of her bizarre surroundings, while the fate of Bellamy, Finn and Raven is still unknown. Lincoln and Octavia’s daring plan is thwarted and an enemy returns. Meanwhile, Abby, Kane and the survivors of the Ark must face physical and moral dilemmas in their dangerous and beautiful new world. Finally, Jaha makes a heroic decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030016 +0000" stop="20260417034250 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inclement Weather - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A suspicious Clarke confronts President Dante Wallace and demands answers. Kane interrogates one of The 100, and Abby performs emergency surgery. Meanwhile, Octavia resorts to violence to find Lincoln.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417034250 +0000" stop="20260417042514 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reapercussions - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Clarke discovers a horrifying project being carried out in Mount Weather’s medical ward, she joins forces with an unlikely ally. After Abby confesses to committing a crime, Kane issues an order to have her brutally punished. Meanwhile, Monty warns a distracted Jasper that Clarke could be in trouble, and Octavia continues to fight for Lincoln.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042514 +0000" stop="20260417050703 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Many Happy Returns - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After being betrayed by someone she thought she could trust, Clarke takes matters into her own hands and proves she’s not going down without a flight. Bellamy, Finn and Murphy race against time to save a stranger. Meanwhile, tensions rise between Raven and Wick while working together, and an unexpected reunion occurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050703 +0000" stop="20260417054922 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human Trials - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kane leads a mission to make peace with the Grounders. Meanwhile, Jasper agrees to participate in a risky experiment, Lincoln enters a world of pain and President Dante Wallace issues a warning. Finally, Finn’s search for Clarke takes a violent turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054922 +0000" stop="20260417063156 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of War - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high between Clarke and Finn, while Raven discovers that Mount Weather is interfering with their communication systems. Meanwhile, Jasper and Monty discover the truth about what’s going on at Mount Weather and Octavia comes face-to-face with her worst nightmare. Finally, President Dante Wallace is about to be betrayed by those closest to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063156 +0000" stop="20260417071429 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Into an Abyss - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As Abby and Jaha each try to establish their authority, Clarke comes up with a plan to stop the Grounders' attack. At Mount Weather, Jasper, Monty, Miller and Harper plan their escape, as Dr. Tsing and Cage conduct deadly experiments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071429 +0000" stop="20260417075702 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spacewalker - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke returns to Camp Jaha with devastating news. Finn struggles with the aftermath of his actions. Abby gathers information from an unlikely source and prepares for a fight. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Finn and Raven’s relationship on the Ark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075702 +0000" stop="20260417083927 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember Me - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke strikes a deal with Lexa and Indra. Abby and Kane begin to realize that decision making powers are out of their hands. A seething Raven is unable to control her emotions. A bold move threatens to destroy the newly formed alliance between the sky people and the Grounders, and a familiar face haunts Clarke. Meanwhile, back at Mount Weather, Monty comes up with a risky plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075257 +0000" stop="20260415081745 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do We Go from Here? - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lester falls asleep during church and dreams that he and Mary visit both Heaven and Hell.  While in both places, they return to earth to see what has happened to their family and friends.
While in Heaven: Brenda inherits Lester's construction company and is a success when Calvin, her husband takes over.  Pearl has moved in with them. Rose still hasn't come to terms with Mary's death. While in hell: Calvin becomes a failure and sells the business to Julian for $500.  Brenda is pregnant and the family is in poverty.  Rose has married Julian and they have raised the rent of the building big time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081745 +0000" stop="20260415084232 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Christy for Me - S05E16</title>
    <desc>While working as a deejay, Lester gets suggestive requests from a caller who he thinks is Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084232 +0000" stop="20260415090630 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knock It Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Travis finds $250,000 left in his limo, and is convinced by Mary &amp; Lester to turn the money in. If the money isn't claimed within 30 days, Travis may keep it. The next day, a beautiful woman named Eartha Kitten comes to the door and claims the money belongs to her boss, and is furious when he learns he turned the money in. Meanwhile, Mary &amp; Lester are heading to Hawaii and have a Bon Voyage party the night before, but the party is interrupted when Eartha's boss (a mob boss) holds everyone hostage. Warren saves the day when he returns disguised as a woman, and pretends to romance Mr Big. Before Travis can return with Mr Big's money, Warren turns the tables on Mr Big and has him arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090630 +0000" stop="20260415093025 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (1) - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Everyone goes to Atlantic City for a Luther Vandross concert for Pearl's birthday. While there, Mary goes on a lucky streak at gambling. Lester decided to go into business with Julian in owning part of a promising boxer. Pearl looks for Luther Vandross, but when a mob goes after Luther, her antique diamond brooch is stolen. Brenda &amp; Calvin try sneaking into the casino in hopes of winning a new car. Travis finds out that his tickets for the Luther Vandross concert weren't ordered and decided to enter a comedy contest to win tickets for Pearl.
Meanwhile Warren has planned a special weekend for Rose, and he asks her to marry him.  When she goes to tell her friends, Warren make a pass at another woman and is spotted by Mary.  But before Mary can tell Rose, Rose asks her to be her matron of honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093025 +0000" stop="20260415100025 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (2) - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mary's luck runs out in Atlantic City and she loses all of her winnings, including $3000 she promised Lester.  Meanwhile, Warren and the mystery woman meet again and Rose spots them in a compromising position.  She breaks off the engagement, but since neither will accept the ring, Mary takes it for safe-keeping.
Travis gets stage fright at the comedy show and Dylan takes his place.  He wins, but is disqualified because he never officially entered making Pearl lose out on seeing Luther.
After confessing to Lester she lost all her money, Mary notices Rose's ring has been stolen.  Mary stops the woman and it turns out she is the woman Warren had been seeing.  Warren admits he was seeing her because he knew she was the jewel thief who stole Pearl's brooch, and even Luther Vandross' watch, so she would let her guard down.  Rose &amp; Warren get married in Atlantic City afterall.
At the wedding, Luther comes to thank Mary for getting him his watch back, and in return he agrees to sing at the wed</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100025 +0000" stop="20260415102422 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Have Art - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While helping Eva straighten up the gallery, Mary inadvertently creates a pop-art sensation, and spends some of her 15 minutes of fame on ""The Joan Rivers Show.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102422 +0000" stop="20260415104819 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishing - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Julian recruits Mary to help him keep 227 out of the hands of his soon-to-be ex-wife (Rosalind Cash). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104819 +0000" stop="20260415111216 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on 227 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Mary gets the part of a slasher in a movie, but has an unscheduled rehearsal with an NYU dean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111216 +0000" stop="20260415113613 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '90 - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Just before Brenda gets ready to graduate high school, Mary is rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. Mary gets a lesson in plastic surgery from her roomie; and Lester gives low marks to his father's girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113613 +0000" stop="20260415115930 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mary dreams that she's homeless after misinterpreting a plea for help from a street person (homeless advocate Theodore Hayes) as a threat to her safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115930 +0000" stop="20260415122334 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honesty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the way home from running errands, Mary hits a BMW, breaking the tail light. From the persuasion of Rose, she decides to leave a note on the car. The next day, after no one has arrived to see the car, Mary wants to remove her note. However, another car comes by and nearly totals it, but then drives away. Before Mary can get to the car and remove her note, the owner comes out of an apartment and sees her note. Sandra tells Mary that she needs to use her ""femininity"" to get out of paying for the total damages. Mary says that she can't do that, so Sandra poses as Mary when the owner comes by to talk to Mary about the damages. Everything goes well until Lester comes home and their lie unfolds. Everything gets straightened out between Mary, Lester, and the car owner (Marvin), ending with a date for Sandra and a new friend for the Jenkins. Meanwhile, Mary tells Brenda that she cannot go skating with Calvin because she lied.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122334 +0000" stop="20260415124738 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Brother - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary's brother Lewis comes to town on business, she decides to set him up on a date with Rose. The next day when Rose won't give Mary any details about the date, they get in to an argument where Rose finally admits that she thinks Mary's brother is ""self-centered"" and ""egotistical."" They stop speaking.
Meanwhile, Lewis asks Sandra out on a date, and Mary fears that Sandra may be her future sister-in-law. When Mary spies on the ending of Sandra's and Lewis' date, and notices that all he talks about is himself and his job, she realizes where Rose is coming from. Sandra leaves Lewis on the stoop, dissatisfied with the date, and the next day Mary apoligizes and she and Rose make-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124738 +0000" stop="20260415131138 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Hero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>For an assignment that requires her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" Brenda asks her parents for help. Lester suggests his aunt Lucy who was a woman brakeman. After Mary hears about Sandra's supposed relative who was a Moroccan prince, she searches through an old trunk to find information about an interesting relative of hers. What she finds is that she had an uncle, Corporal Mortecai Hurley, who was in the Civil War's 54th Infantry. She persuades Brenda to re-write her paper on Mortecai. Not to be out done, Sandra goes to the library and finds out that Mary's uncle Mortecai was actually a ""coward"" in the war, and deserted his infantry disguised in the flag made to look like a dress. Mary and Lester tells Brenda and she becomes upset. She and Mary talk, and Mary apologizes for making her re-write her paper in the first place. But they decide that since the assignment calls for her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" she can still turn in the assignment on Mor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131138 +0000" stop="20260415133541 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refrigerator - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary tries to convice the landlord to order her a new refrigerator, he refuses. Mary then agrees to loan Sandra her apartment for a extravagant party if Sandra will ""persuade"" the landlord to get Mary a new refrigerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133541 +0000" stop="20260415135944 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Love Me? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>News of the breakup of her neighbors' marriage has Mary worried that the same thing could happen to her and Lester. Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester. Lester buys flowers (at Mary's suggestion) and they try to force romance by going out to eat, dimming the lights, and playing romantic music. But they realize that they only think that works is by letting it happen naturally and reminiscing about the past. Meanwhile, Sandra has to babysit her 6-year-old niece Susie while her sister Harriet and her husband visits his sick mother. She solicits Mary's advice on what to feed her and how to get her to fall asleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135944 +0000" stop="20260415142347 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the landlord dies, everyone believes that Sandra will become the new landlord, including Sandra. She assures Mary that once she becomes the new landlord that Mary will have to find a new place to live after her lease runs out. The tenants all go to the will reading and it is dicovered that he actually leaves the building to Rose. However, when Mary thought that Sandra would get ownership of the building, she called a building inspector to check out 227. He states that 227 is in need of numerous repairs, more than the tenants can afford.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415142347 +0000" stop="20260415144750 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sidewalk Sale - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The tenants have a sidewalk sale to pay for the repairs needed to fix up 227. Lester asks Mary not to sell his aunt's old, ugly lamp, but she does anyway, for $5. When Lester finds out, he is upset, but for more reasons than one. The lamp is where he hid the profits of the sale.
The tenants get upset with Mary and outcast her. Luckily for her, the wife of the gentleman who bought the lamp comes by her apartment to give it back to Mary, because she did not like the lamp either. They buy it back from the couple for $50 and got the money back to save 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415144750 +0000" stop="20260415151152 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter to the President - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary writes a letter to the President about the pothole that is on her street that no one has seemed to fill in 3 months, the secret service starts snooping around 227 and gets the residents nervous. Then they find out that the President was actually praising her for her consideration of her neighborhood. He makes plans to come to the street and refill the pothole with Lester. When the Jenkins' catch the city filling in the pothole, they stop them and tell them that the President and Lester will be doing that later. The President cancels his appearance because of an emergency meeting but calls and commends Mary and also flies over the street in his helicopter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415151152 +0000" stop="20260415153555 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pity the Poor Working Girl - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Sandra tells Mary how she can't keep a job because of jealous wives, Mary asks Lester if he knows of any job openings. He admits that his company needs a receptionist for their main office and Sandra gets the job.
Howvever, Pearl and Rose worry Mary so much about Sandra working with Lester that Mary becomes suspicious and jealous. When she goes down to the office one day to take Lester to lunch, she tells Lester how she feels about ""Ms. Wiggles"" and Sandra quits.
Pearl and Rose put Sandra and Mary in the room together to talk it out and Mary apoligizes. Sandra takes her job back, on the premise that Mary's jealous days are over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153555 +0000" stop="20260415155955 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Widow - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mary is upset that whenever Lester watches the football game, she doesn't get any attention. So she gets two tickets from Sandra for her and Lester to go to the game, with the hopes that he can teach her about the game and she'll get some attention. At the game, Mary insults the other fans and cheers for the wrong team. She and Lester end up having to leave early to avoid a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155955 +0000" stop="20260415162357 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Daughter Is a Precious Thing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Brenda desperately tries to get Calvin to notice her. When Mary doesn't seem to help Brenda out, she seeks romantic advice from Sandra. This ultimately upsets Mary when she finds out that Sandra alters Brenda's appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162357 +0000" stop="20260415164758 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Piano Play-Off - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to buy a piano, even though Lester hates the idea and Brenda doesn't want to take lessons. When Sandra &amp; Rose visit to take a look at the piano, Rose offers Mary piano lessons and Sandra wants lessons as well.  Then, Sandra makes a sucker bet that for $20, she'll progress faster than her. After many piano lessons, Mary still struggles. Pearl tells Mary that Sandra used to take piano lessons. During a lesson, Mary offers to throw a party recital to show their progression. She shocks Sandra when she plays ""Minuet in G.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164758 +0000" stop="20260415171152 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When their church loses their land lease, the tenants must find another lot to place their church on. They enlist Lester's company's help to move the church to its new spot. Everything is ok, until the church comes up missing. Everyone is worried because they will have no place to have their Christmas pageant. They decide to build a large manger on the empty lot to hold the service. They later find out that the church was placed at the wrong lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171152 +0000" stop="20260415173545 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bed of Rose's - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra starts dating a man who works with her and Lester, however she finds him boring. She leaves it up to the Jenkins to cancel their date. When he comes to the apartment, he meets Rose and she goes out on the date instead. The two hit it off very well. He asks Rose to go to New York with him and Mary and Sandra disagree on what Rose should do. Mary thinks she should not go, because they may end up sleeping together, which would be too soon for the time they were dating. Sandra thinks she should live life to the fullest. Rose finally decides to go and Mary apoligizes for meddling into Rose's business. Rose has a great time but does not reveal if they went through it or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173545 +0000" stop="20260415175935 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brenda's Last Date - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pearl asks Mary if Lester would have a man-to-man talk with Calvin about sex and Brenda asks her parents if she could go to the dance Friday night. They believe that she is too young to date (14). From Mary's persuading, Lester talks to Calvin and ends his talk with, ""If you mess around with my daughther, I'll rip your head off."" Scared, Calvin breaks the date anyway. But Brenda still wants to go and comes up with a plan. Brenda tells her parents that she will go to the library Friday night, while Calvin tells his grandmom that he is going to see Haley's Comet. When Mary finds out, she goes to the dance and takes Brenda home. At home she and Brenda have a heart-to-heart talk, where Mary says she and Lester will relax the rules a little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175935 +0000" stop="20260415182339 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Young Man's Fancy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Pearl goes to Baltimore to visit her sister and the Jenkins watch Calvin for her. When he tries out for the romantic lead for a school play and doesn't get it, he becomes depressed. Sandra boosts his confidence and makes him feel better, however, he mistakes her kindness for affection and begins to fall in love with Sandra. When Brenda hears how silly Calvin is acting over Sandra, she goes and talks to him and expresses to him that she cares for him more than Sandra would ever, and she tells him that he is her best friend. Calvin gets over his crush really fast after that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182339 +0000" stop="20260415184744 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We the People - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lester's old boss comes to visit the Jenkins from Hawaii. While there, Rose hires him as the building repairman and lets him live an efficiency on the third floor. Pearl begins to notice that people go up to visit Lou and never return. She and Mary investigate and find out that Lou is homeless and his homeless friends are the ones that have come to live with Lou. It turns out his business in Hawaii went belly-up, and Lou lost everything. Mary has sympathy for them and feeds them, while trying to keep the news from Rose, because she would have to put them out based on the housing codes that they are breaking. Lester finds out about an abandoned building that his company will fix-up so the homeless people will have some place to live. This will also give Lou the chance to get back into business again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184744 +0000" stop="20260415191150 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redecorating Blues - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While at a neighborhood watch meeting, the Jenkins get robbed, with Brenda in the kitchen on the phone. When they return from the meeting, they see that the burglars took an arm chair, their television, radio, and lamp. This gives Mary the idea of remodeling their living room. However, Lester has his heart set on buying a sports car. While on a test drive for the sports car, the neighbors and Brenda help set up a surprise for Mary. The living room has been remodeled with everything that Mary had circled in a decorating magazine. Lester decides that the sports car can wait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415191150 +0000" stop="20260415193552 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Big Ones - S01E19</title>
    <desc>At their vows renewal ceremony, Mary's parents are in the middle of the argument and are not talking to each other. Lester talks to his father-in-law, and Mary talks to her mother to encourage them to make up and go through with the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Sandra meets a man who turns out to be married, and Rose has a peculiar conversation with another man: it turns out that both her late husband and his late wife both used to vacation in Vermont for one week out of the year, to go ""fishing"" and ""writing poetry,"" respectively. They both assume that their mates were cheating with each other, until they realize that their mates used to go to separate cities in Vermont.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193552 +0000" stop="20260415195958 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slam Dunked - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra begins dating a basketball player who rubs Mary the wrong way from their first meeting. He comes across as rude and arrogant. Calvin idolizes him and mimics his attitude. Brenda doesn't like hanging around the ""new"" Calvin. When Calvin hears how the Rocketman talks to Sandra in an argument, and hears the Rocketman call him ""some dumb kid,"" he changes his opinion of Rocketman and realizes that he was acting like a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415195958 +0000" stop="20260415202410 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Six - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While reading the newspaper, Rose and Pearl choose 6 numbers related to an article that is in it. However, Mary thinks the lottery's a waste of time and money.  But with a big jackpot, Rose &amp; Pearl don't care.  Mary preaches to the girls what a waste of time it is, so the girls agreed.
Lester buys Mary a scratch off ticket and she wins $10. However, while waiting in line to redeem it, she gets a lottery play slip and gets numbers from the same newspaper article.  Sandra spots her and then she know she's in trouble.
Rose &amp; Pearl enter Mary's apartment and were mad that after she preached about the evil of playing the lottery, she buys a ticket for herself.  So she offers to split any winnings should it be a winning ticket.
The Pick 6 is a winning ticket and that not only Mary won, but many people in the 227 apartment building won, as well as much of Washington DC!  The big jackpot turns out to be worth $266 &amp; that Mary, Rose &amp; Pearl will each get $88.67!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202410 +0000" stop="20260415204803 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man with a Job - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Calvin has a hard time finding a part-time job, Brenda and Pearl persuade Mary to convince Lester to offer Calvin a job working at the construction site. But when Calvin proves to be inept with his hands, he gets terminated. With some helpful advice from Mary, Calvin later lands five interviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204803 +0000" stop="20260415211109 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel of Misfortune - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra become contestants on ""Wheel of Fortune"" and wind up competing against each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415211109 +0000" stop="20260415213508 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Nightingale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lester comes home from work sick, with the assumption that he has the flu. Using a bell that Sandra gives him, he drives Mary crazy with his demands for ""water"" and ""celery salt"" for his soup. She just assumes that he is being a big baby. Asking Brenda to watch Lester for a little while, Mary goes shopping and gets a pedicure and manicure (something she was not able to do earlier with Pearl and Rose). When she returns, Lester is being carried into an ambulance because he has appendicitis and needs to go to the hospital.
Mary is worried to death because she can't see Lester in the operating room, so she sneaks in. The operation is OK.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415213508 +0000" stop="20260415215913 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington Affair - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary invites Sandra and her date, an eligible Congressman, to a dinner for Brenda's teacher who is attracted to the legislator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215913 +0000" stop="20260415222327 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Manhunt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Sandra sees her neighbors (a married couple) interact with each other and with their daughter, Sandra decides that she wants a husband and a child. She goes out on a series of dates which end in disaster becasue of Sandra's openness about wanting to be married and have a child.
She finally decides that since she can't find a suitable husband that she'll just get artificially insiminated. Mary and Rose try talk her out of it. But nothing is more of a rude awakening than when Sandra witnesses Cathy going into labor and she sees how Jim was there for her every step of the way. Then Mary and Lester talk about the night Brenda was born and how they really needed each other then.
Sandra changes her mind and decides that when she does have a baby she would like to be married so she can have a husband that loves her and loves their child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415222327 +0000" stop="20260415224732 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temptations - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mary is in charge of the church's charity show, and it's like divine providence when the Temptations show up at her door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224732 +0000" stop="20260415231147 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Talk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra sees a pillow that Mary is making for Brenda, she is impressed. She tells Mary that they could go into business and make lots of money. So Mary agrees to a 50/50 deal with Sandra.
Eventually, things become too overwhelming for Mary as she is the one doing all the work and Sandra is the one eating expensive lunches and arranging buyers. Mary insists that she go on the next business lunch with Sandra, and the buer requests 10,000 pillows for his stores. Mary admits to him that they are a small company and they make a deal, with him as a third partner, to build a factory.
He decides to build the factory in Taiwan, minus Sandra and Mary. In the end, Sandra ends up owing Mary money because she spent all of the profits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415231147 +0000" stop="20260415233600 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Into My Parlor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brenda meets a cute boy she decides to invite him to her party Saturday night. After getting permission to actually have the party, she then hears Sandra tell a story about how when she was young and wanted to get to know a boy better, she would ""mistakenly"" tell him the wrong day of the party.
Brenda tries the idea and invites Ken over for Friday night instead, hoping that when he gets there he will meet her parents and stay for dinner. But Mary and Lester decide to go out to eat and are not home when Ken arrives.
Brenda decides to let him come in anyway, just to have a drink, but then Calvin shows up to drop off chairs for the party. When she tells them they need to leave, Mary and Lester arrive home and the boys hide.
Mary and Lester eventually catch the boys in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233600 +0000" stop="20260416000600 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Calvin's dad comes to visit D.C. He and Calvin have fun going to basketball games and going to see the Blue Angels fly. Because he and his grandma have been arguing a lot lately, Calvin makes the decision to live with his dad in Iceland, thinking it would be more fun than living in D.C.
Pearl is sad about it but doesn't want to show it too much. Mary throws Calvin a going away party, and after he hears what nice things every one has to say about him, he realizes that he has more ""family"" than he thought and decides to stay in D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000600 +0000" stop="20260416003005 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author, Author - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sandra is writing a romance novel whose characters resemble the residents of 227: Marie, Rosita, and Pearlie Mae. With Mary up against Emma Johnson for the presidency of the Ladies' Auxiliary, she becomes nervous when Emma receives a copy of Sandra's book.
She and the Rev. come to the Jenkins' home when Sandra drops by and gives Emma the newest chapter of her book, introducing a new character: Emily (who resembles Emma). Emma changes her mind about blabbing to the Rev. and resigns from the running for president. Mary becomes president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003005 +0000" stop="20260416005410 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matchmakers - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rose tries a video-dating service, but wonders if she can live up to the image Sandra creates for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005410 +0000" stop="20260416011819 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Handwriting on the Wall - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Rose come home from the movie theater, they see JoJo spray painting his gang tag underneath Pearl's window. Pearl hits him with her pillow, Rose grabs the spray can and accidentally sprays his shirt, and Mary grabs hims, but tries to talk sense into him.
JoJo tells his mother everything that happened, while leaving out the part about him spray painting on the building. They decide to sue the ladies, and use Sandra as a witness, who was in the car on a date.
When they get in court, his mother and the Judge eventually find out the truth and JoJo is made to clean up his damage. His mother apologizes to the ladies and the ladies are fined 10 cents each.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416011819 +0000" stop="20260416014224 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Choice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lester has a chance to do a big project and give a friend who's out of work a job. But things change when he learns that the company whom he'll be working for sponsors apartheid. So he has to choose which is more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014224 +0000" stop="20260416020637 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Job - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Ms. clark uses her feminine wiles to get Brenda a part-time job at Billy Bob's Burgers, Brenda's parents are divided: she wants Brenda to study full time, while he is delighted at her new sense of responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020637 +0000" stop="20260416023042 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far From the Tree - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra is very upset when she learns that her mother is coming to visit. She feels as though her mother doesn't love her because she is so different from her ""normal"" siblings and family members. Sandra changes her appearance to look ""dull"" because she thinks that is what her mother willl approve of.
That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023042 +0000" stop="20260416025447 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toyland - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mary and Lester go to a toy store to purchase toys for kids in the hospital. When they get there, the guy lets them in even though the sign on the door says closed. The Jenkins discover that he is attempting to rob the place.
Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416025447 +0000" stop="20260416031853 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The IRS audits Mary and Lester. At a diner, Mary gets into an argument with a man whose views on women are old-fashioned and clash with Mary's views. She goes as far as to insult his mother.
When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031853 +0000" stop="20260416034257 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416034257 +0000" stop="20260416040702 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040702 +0000" stop="20260416043106 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Lester goes to watch the game at a friend's house, Mary and the ladies decide to have a girl's night out. They go to a club/bar where Pearl meets man. They hit it off.
When Pearl comes home, she tells Mary that she and Felix are engaged. Mary seems to be the only one concerned about it, while Rose and Sandra want to throw her a bridal shower. Mary thinks that he is after Pearl's money. Pearl doesn't care what Mary thinks, and she and Felix get married any way.
When she returns from her honeymoon, Mary apoligizes, but Pearl has bad news. Felix passed away. She admits to Mary that they knew that he was dying. Because she loved him and didn't want him to be lonely, they married so soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416043106 +0000" stop="20260416045455 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Calvin befriends a new kid named Ron who says that his money comes from his rich uncle. He buys Calvin a new pair of shoes and offers to take Calvin and Brenda to a Stevie Wonder Concert. Mary doesn't like the way Ron is ""trying to buy friends.""
For $50, Ron gets Calvin to give someone a sealed package and in return he receives $1000 to give back to Ron. Once Pearl and Mary find out, they conclude that Ron is a drug dealer. Mary goes to talk to Ron's mother about his free spending and the fact that he is a drug dealer, but his mother refuses to believe Mary.
Calvin confronts Ron about using him to deliver drugs and Ron admits that he used Calvin and all it cost him was a pair of shoes.
Later that day at a drug meeting, Ron's mother shows up and tells the 227 residents that Ron was stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416045455 +0000" stop="20260416051900 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Working Game - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Upset when Brenda comes home from University Day wanting to attend Northwestern, Mary anticipates an empty nest by demanding that Lester give her a job at the construction site --and gets fired on her first day. Mary takes a job at a travel agency (with Sandra), where her boss finds her so invaluable that he wants her to accompany him on a trip. The boss comes on to Sandra, who then quits and tells Mary not to go on the trip. She goes anyway, and Sandra then tells Lester about their boss. He surprises Mary in Philadelphia and jumps to the worng conclusions when he finds a man's suit and bathrobe in Mary's closet. He finds out that Mary bought them for him as a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051900 +0000" stop="20260416054310 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Snub - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Social Security office says that Pearl is dead, and the resulting protest lands Pearl, Mary and Rose in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054310 +0000" stop="20260416060708 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men's Club - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When The Owls Men's Club is giving Lester an award, Mary is excited until she finds out that women are not allowed in the club. Mary decides to dress up like a man (and Sandra has the same idea) and go to the ceremony.
After Lester gives his speech, Mary (still disguised as a man) runs up and kisses Lester! That's when she reveals who she is. Before she is escorted out, she gives a speech that says they should allow women into the club on special occasions like that one. They vote and agree on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060708 +0000" stop="20260416063104 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low Noon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Sandra is dating a man who wants to open a sleezy night club down the street, Mary starts a petition to keep it from opening. Meanwhile, Brenda is working on an assignment about black cowboys. While reading about he historical figures, Mary dreams that they all live in the old West.
Mary is ""2-Gun Mary,"" the fastest gun in the West. Lester is the marshall and Brenda-Sue is his daughter. Rose is a school marm turned cocktail dancer, Pearl is a dancer, and Sandra owns the saloon. When bad-guy Jessie comes into town, the town bands together to defeat him (which is what Mary would like to do iun reality).
When she awakens from her dream, she finds out that the petitions were successful and the club will not open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063104 +0000" stop="20260416065502 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Building - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra introduces her boyfriend to the ladies, the same man that audited the Jenkins. Mary still does not like him, however he charms everyone and eventually wins Mary over. Rose decides to sell 227 to him because she is efficient with his building (across the street) and he handles some of the 227's problems.
The next day, a man shows up saying that he is going to demolish 227, but the only one who sees him is Mary. She blames Mr. Stone and tells the other residents. When Rose confronts Mr. Stone, he calls the deal off before Rose can say anything about the demolition, but Mr. Stone sends a building inspector around to persuade Rose to sell again.
When Rose agrees to sell, all of the tenants meet in the basement, Mary and Sandra both sign the contract as witnesses, and Mr. Stone admits his true intentions to demolish 227 and build expensive high rise condos. The contract ends up being void because Mary did not sign her actual name, but instead signed as ""Daffy Duck."" Rose remains the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065502 +0000" stop="20260416071900 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Three - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary is concerned at Calvin and Brenda's nonchalance about teenage pregnancy, she designs an experiment with their sex education class where the kids must take care of an animal.
Brenda and Calvin ""adopt"" a piglet named Alberta and she is a handful. All of the kids in the class realize how hard it is to take care of animals, let alone a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071900 +0000" stop="20260416074259 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull's Eye (a.k.a. Mistaken Identity) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A man with a knife rents an apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074259 +0000" stop="20260416080657 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra meets Brenda's math teacher at the Jenkins' apt., they begin dating and he gets more serious than Sandra. Then, Sandra comes by the Jenkins' with her new rich date, while Mitchell is visiting. To get Sandra back, he spends all his money trying to wine and dine her. One night at the Piano Bar he announces that he is going to begin working as a computer exectutive, thereby making more money.
Mary talks to Sandra and says that Mitchell loves being a teacher and is only giving it up for Sandra and to make more money. He and Sandra talk and the show closes with Sandra announcing their engagement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080657 +0000" stop="20260416083054 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (2) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Sandra overhears how Mitchell interacts with his students and she tells him that he needs to continue teaching because he needs the kids and much as they need him.
Sandra and Mitchell confide in the Jenkins seperately that they are not ready to get married. When the minister asks if anyone objects, they both raise their hands. They decide that they are not the that the other should marry and need more time to decide whether or not they are ready to get married.
Meanwhile, the ladies try to teach Sandra how to cook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416083054 +0000" stop="20260416085452 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See You in Court (a.k.a. They're Playing Our Song) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra go to court over song royalties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416085452 +0000" stop="20260416091850 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honeymoon's Over (a.k.a. The Most Happy Marriage) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Lester's cousin and his wife come to visit the Jenkins, Mary brags about how they are the perfect couple who never argue and still begave like Honeymooners after five years of marriage. When they arrive, Sherry reveals to Mary that Ed is stiffling her and is too overprotective and she says that she is going to leave him that night.
Once Ed finds out that she left, he becomes depressed and there is nothing that the Jenkins or residents of 227 can do to cheer him up. Sherry decides to come back and Mary coaches Ed on what to say, and tells him that he should change; he should be less overprotective. Sherry takes him back (or rather they take each other back).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091850 +0000" stop="20260416094213 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rapture - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Calvin and his friend Eddie are in danger of failing history, so the Jenkins, Rose, and Pearl try to tutor them. After failing the test the first time, they get a second chance to take the test.
After Brenda returns from a rap concert, Mary gets the idea that maybe they should study in rap form, since they seem to know so many rap lyrics. They do and they pass the test a second time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094213 +0000" stop="20260416100611 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Facade (a.k.a. Tangled Web) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary goes to a seminar about success, she meets a business man who wants to build a $50 million museum. She tells him that Lester is a big time contractor and sets up a meeting date.
She uses Sandra's boyfriend's penthouse across the street to prove to Mr. Mortimer that she and Lester have lots of money. When Sandra's boyfriend comes home early, Mary's plan begins to fall apart. She admits what was going on to Mr. Mortimer and his wife. They understand, because Mrs. Mortimer says she, too, would do almost anything to aid in her husband's success. They end up using Lester's company for a smaller project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416100611 +0000" stop="20260416103009 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talk Show - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job on a low budget television station, Channel 87.  She tried out for the weathergirl, but bombed!
So the station manager gives her another chance hosting her own talk show.  Mary, Lester, Rose and Pearl agree to be on the show and talk about various things (bake sale, rummage).  But the station manager wants ""Sex In The 80's"" as a topic, which makes them feel uncomfortable (except Pearl).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103009 +0000" stop="20260416105407 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowbound - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester's flight to Hawaii is cancelled due to the blizzard, they go home only to find Rose, Pearl, Sandra and Calvin in their apt, which is one of two apts in 227 with working heat. They all stay there, including the Jenkins' cab driver, whose cab was stuck in the snow, for at least two days before everyone starts to get on everyone else's nerves.
When they realize how they were acting, and that Mary and Lester had to put up with their attitudes in addition to missing their flight, they decide to recreate Hawaii in the apt for Mary and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105407 +0000" stop="20260416111805 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance? - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Mary catches Lester dancing with his old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111805 +0000" stop="20260416114203 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sing-Off - S03E15</title>
    <desc>For a choir sing-off, Mary has found housing for all of the competitors except one, and for good reason. He is rude, pushy and impatient. He winds up staying with the Jenkins.
He tries everything he can to guarantee that his choir will win, including taking the judges to dinner and bringing in a professional gospel singer.
The D.C. choir brings in Brenda, Tiffany and friends to sing with their choir, which gives them a unique, youthful sound. The competition ends in a tie, where both teams will represent the East Coast in the California semi-finals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114203 +0000" stop="20260416121204 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Calvin asks Brenda to his basketball ball, she is not able to go because she is still one week away from being 16 years old. She sulks because she can't go.
The next week, she has a sweet sixteen party and when Sandra asks what she will do now that she is 16, she announces that she is going to go on her first date, and NOT with Calvin. This shocks her parents and Calvin.
When the Jenkins meet her date they drill him before finally allowing them to leave. Around 11 o'clock, the Jenkins go outside the building to spy on Brenda and Durell. Brenda tells him that she is not ready to kiss him. And Calvin, who was hiding by the garbage cans, asks her out for next Friday night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121204 +0000" stop="20260416123602 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roommate - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When the daughter of Lester's friend comes to stay with the Jenkins until the dorms at Howard University open, she gets a taste of the big city first hand. Sandra is behind on rent for three months and she decides to get a roommate.
Sweet, shy, quiet Donna becomes her roommate after the dorm overbooked. She takes a lesson from Sandra and begins dressing, walking, talking, and acting like her.
She steals Sandra's boyfriend and when Mary talks to her about the new Donna, she gets upset and leaves. Then her parents show up to check on their ""baby."" Mary stalls until finally Donna comes back. They talk privately and Donna apologizes and admits that she was not ready for ""life in the fast lane.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123602 +0000" stop="20260416130000 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Deal - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Lester's construction company has the chance to be purchased by a multi-national company. The lawyer that is over the proposed merger sub leases the apt and next door, and he and Mary start off on the wrong foot from the beginning. He requests tickets to see the Pointer Sisters, makes Mary cook a steak, (after she'd already made fish) mistakes her for the maid and tells her to clean his apt for $3.00 and hour.
When Mary can't get tickets, she, Rose and Sandra dress up as the Pointer Sisters and host a party for Thurmond. Lester decides that he does not want to sell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130000 +0000" stop="20260416132358 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Rose is looking for a live-in superintendent, Manny suggests his father, knowing that the Super's family will live with a 50% decrease in rent. When his family moves in, they later find out that he is also the Superintendent, but Alfonso has no skills in that area. Instead, he would rather play concert violin in a symphony.
When a try-out conflicts with his job as Super, he decides to complete his job as Super, but Rose allows him one more day to complete his job so he can try out for the Orchestra. He doesn't make it, but vows to put his all into being the Super.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416132358 +0000" stop="20260416134753 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blues - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Brenda's grandfather arrives with a Wailing Eddie record in tow. While letting Brenda listen to it, she accidentally scratches it and her grandfather is devastated. She doesn't understand what's so special about the blues anyway.
Mary and Lester find another rare copy, and it too is ruined accidentally by Brenda.
This episode is cut with scenes of Sandra and Rose singing the blues and narrated by Brenda. Towards the end of the episode, she finally understands what the blue is all about, because she has them. Her grandfather is upset with her and everyone is coming down hard on her about the broken record. She and her grandfather reconcile and Pearl gets Wailing Eddie to come to the Jenkins' and sing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134753 +0000" stop="20260416141150 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mary and Rose win a raffle contest and their prize is a butler for a week. They both become quickly annoyed with his presence and ""loan"" him to Sandra. When it is time for him to go home, his boss comes over to the Jenkins and fires him.
With no where to go, Alfred fakes a back ache and have the Jenkins' waiting on him hand and foot. His boss later come back and wants to take him back. He admits to Mary that it's only because it was in his father's will to that he must continue to employ Alfred in order to receive money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141150 +0000" stop="20260416143547 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Aching Back - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When a movie is being shot outside 227, Sandra asks the director if there is any role not yet filled. He gives her a line to say (""Officer, he went that way""), but she cannot say it as naturally as Mary, so he recasts Mary in the role. Sandra is upset.
Mary is so nervous, she practices the line day and night until finally she becomes so stressed that her back goes out. Rose brings a chiropractor to her house to relive her stress and straighten her up (she was bent over before).
When it comes time to say her line she does it well. Sandra winds up with a role after all-- the dead homeless person on the apt. steps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416143547 +0000" stop="20260416145945 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Cousins - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Lester is informed that he has an inheritance coming to him. But before he can collect it, he has to live with some distant relatives and discovers that they are country folk and white.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145945 +0000" stop="20260416152343 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Friends - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Mary's high school friend comes to visit, everyone is excited to meet her because she is a famous writer, psychologist, and romance adviser (like Dr. Ruth). Mary imagines what it would be like to be that famous and well liked. She begins to get jealous when Brenda tells her that she wants to be like Dr. Butler. She tells Lester how she feels and he admits that he thinks Thelma may be jealous of Mary and her stable life.
Mary and Thelma get in an argument about who is jealous of whom and they bring up a lot of things that happened in the past. They wind up laughing about how silly they were acting and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416152343 +0000" stop="20260416154756 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mary is the director for the church production of ""The Wiz"" and her cast is edgy. Meanwhile, the Jenkins' have a house guest. A college student who will be staying with them for a year. They are all surprised when 11 year old Alexandria shows up. She gets on everyone's nerves with her know-it-all attitude.
She reveals to Mary that she wants everyone to like her and she thinks that no one does at that moment. Mary tells her to just be herself, even if it means acting her age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154756 +0000" stop="20260416161756 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide the Star - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Lester's business partner is Marvelous Marvin Hagler, but it must remain a secret. When Rose and Pearl see Mary acting so suspicious, ther decide to find out what is going on. They discover that Marvin is staying with the Jenkins and then the word gets out around town. Visitors swarm the Jenkins' apt for an autograph and eventually Marvin decides to leave, but there are no hard feelings between him and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161756 +0000" stop="20260416164203 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pageant - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra is the PR director for the Miss Teen Washington Pageant and she encourages Mary to let Brenda enter. After Mary checks everything out, she allows Brenda to enter. But then next day, the head of the pageant adds a new competition that Mary disapproves of: Bikini Aerobics.
She goes down to talk to Justin and he says that he can't get rid of that portion of the show or the cable company won't air it. When she and Brenda go backstage, they find out that the other girls feel as though that portion of the show is embarrassing and degrading. They decide to boycott, with the help of Bert Parks (the host) and Sandra, who feel as though she has been cheated by Justin.
Sandra, Mary, Pearl and Rose are ""the teens"" who are in the pageant, and when the time arrives for the bikini competition, the cable guy and Justin tear the contract up, saying that they didn't want to see a senior citizen in a bikini! They go on with ""Plan B"" which is where the teens actually come out on stage for the eveni</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164203 +0000" stop="20260416170615 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Your Pleasure - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sandra's cousin Conchita (also played by Jackee) comes to visit, and her finacee follows her to America. Conchita does not want to marry Carlos in an arranged marriage so she asks Sandra to tell him for her.
The two go back and forth with whether or not they want to marry each other, until finally Conchita realizes that she does love Carlos and they decide to get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170615 +0000" stop="20260416172958 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother from a Sister City - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Brenda is a star track star and her coach comes over to the Jenkins' for a cup of coffee and brings a friend of his-- Willie Amakye from Ghana. Willie needs to raise money to stay in America and train for the Olympics so Mary suggests a neighborhood marathon. He even gets his friend Florence Griffith Joyner to participate.
Mary solicits all of the sponsors, but when Brenda loses a track race, she loses her confidence also. She decides not to run and Flo Jo tries to convince her that you can't give up because of one loss.
When the snow causes all runners to quit, Willie continues runninig because he says he has to raise the money. When Brenda sees his determination, she decides to run alongside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172958 +0000" stop="20260416175411 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Survey Says... - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mary is a star player of "Family Feud"... in her house. She decides to try out for the show when it visits Washington D.C. Sandra also decides to try out, and when she and Mary argue during the interview, the producers decide to air a Neighbor's version of "Family Feud." She and Sandra pick teams from a hat and Sandra's team wins on the show. But in the final round, they only make 199 points-- one point away from 200, which was needed to win. Sandra decides to split the money they won (almost $1000) among everyone on both teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175411 +0000" stop="20260416182411 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Yen for Lester - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lester and Raymond decide to buy a Jaoanese Restaurant together. Pearl and Rose each put in $500 and receive a stock of the restaurant. When the deal is sealed, the kitchen staff all quit, right before a Japanese tour group arrive to eat.
They all hustle to try to serve them but it is a disaster, as Pearl cannot cook (or understand) Japanese food and the ladies are horrible waitresses.
The chef returns and decides to buy the restaurant from Lester and Raymond at the same price they bought it for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182411 +0000" stop="20260416184824 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking Back - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary throws pictures of Sandra, Rose and Pearl away, they each find them and reminisce over the past 3 227 seasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184824 +0000" stop="20260416191237 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Arrested Santa Claus - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alexandria doesn't celebrate Christmas so everyone tries to get her to feel the spirit of the holiday. Sandra meets a Santa on the street and brings him upstairs to meet Alexandria. But when everyone leaves the room, he steals all of their presents.
Mary, Lester, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each decide seperately to dress up as Santa and bring gifts to make Alexandria think that Santa had a change of heart. However, since the police is looking for Santa thieves, they all end up in jail as suspects.
Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria come to the precinct to get them all out and the real Santa is caught. He still has their presents. And Alexandria realizes how far everyone went to get her into the holiday spirit and she appreciates it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191237 +0000" stop="20260416193651 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Decoys - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job as a meter maid. When Pearl gets her purse snatched while on her way to the bank with Mary and Rose's dues, Sandra and Mary hatch up an idea to stage a stake-out in the park. Rose and Mary pose as elderly women.
They become suspicious when a skater continues to skate past them and suspect that he is the mugger. An older man comes and sits on the bench with Mary and Rose. He eventually snatches their purses and the skater, who is an undercover cop tries to handcuff him. Sandra decides to be the hero when she jumps in, but she handcuffs the skater instead and the mugger gets away.
When they get home, Pearl realizes that the dues money wasn't in her purse but pinned inside another bra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193651 +0000" stop="20260416200104 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play it Again, Stan - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester are on their way to the airport their tickets are stolen by a pick pocket who is running from the cops. As Lester and the police officer go after the man Mary waits in the cab and imagines their lives as the movie Casablanca.
In the end, Lester gets the tickets back and they go off to the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200104 +0000" stop="20260416202517 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Class Act - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester go to parent's night a Brenda's school, Mary does not like the playfulness of her history teacher, or the fact that he does not give tests or homework. She asks the principal to monitor his class, but the principal fires him. When Brenda finds out that Mary was the ""loud-mouth"" parent that squealed, she is mad at Mary, but also feels sorry for Dylan, who she says is a good teacher.
Meanwhile, Sandra is a sales representative for Luscious Lingerie, and when her door-to-door sales are not profitable, she asks Mary if she can host a lingerie party at her apt. Mary agrees, but only if Dylan can assist her, to make some money for himself.
The party is successful, but Dylan says his heart is with teaching. When she finds out that Brenda and Calvin remember what Dylan's teaching them, she talks to the principal to get his job back. Dylan winds up moving into 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202517 +0000" stop="20260416204930 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sandra asks Rose to take her place on a blind date. Little does she know that her blind date is a Prince! The ladies each take turns trying to impress him, but it's Brenda who catches his attention. She agrees to marry him, thinking that maybe her parents won't think that her proposed trip to Europe that summer isn't so bad after all.
The Jenkins decide to let her go through with the plan, but instead Calvin will be in a masked costume. They were thinking that Brenda will stop the ceremony before it's complete. But Brenda hears that plan and also decides not to stop the ceremony.
The Prince finds out about the plan and his chauffeur grabs Calvin while the Prince takes his place in the ceremony. After the ceremony is complete everyone finds out that Brenda actually married the Prince. The Jenkins are furious, and so is Brenda. She apologizes for saying that she'd marry him just to make her parents mad, and they get a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204930 +0000" stop="20260416211344 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babes in the Woods - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Mary goes on a hike with the Buttercups, the group of young girls (like the Girl Scouts) that Alexandria wants to join. Sandra comes along also, thinking that the handsome leader would be there. They all get lost and decide to stay in a cabin until the next day.
Brenda and Lester hear on the radio that a woman escaped from a mental institution and is on the loose in the park. The ladies later hear the same message. When the ladies meet Ranger Granger they assume she is the escaped lunatic disguised as a ranger. When she is sleeping, they tie her up.
That's when the real lunatic showed up. The ladies wind up tying Lucinda Merkle up, and the police take her back to the asylum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211344 +0000" stop="20260416213749 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date to Remember - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Sandra goes on the Love Connection, she chooses Gary because he is the owner of a jewelry store. When he arrives, Mary is in Sandra's apt to greet him, because Sandra has gotten Mary's phone glued to her fingernail. They decide not to eat out, and Gary says that he will cook for Sandra. The problem is, Sandra doesn't have any food in her apt, so she goes to the Jenkins' to ""borrow"" food. While in the kitchen, Lester arrives with the loan officer.
It turns out that the loan officer is Gary's ex-wife! Mary tries to keep Sandra and Gary in the kitchen until Cynthia leaves. When she finally leaves, the coast is clear...until Cynthia comes back and sees Gary in the apt. She tells Lester that the deal is off and throws a pie in Gary's face.
She later returns to apologize for being unprofessional, but once again runs into Gary, this time kissing Sandra. She calls the deal off once again, and the entire group gets into an argument outside 227.
Sandra later finds out that Gary is the owner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213749 +0000" stop="20260416220202 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Cookies - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mary's cookie sales at Brenda's school is putting Ed's Cookies out of business. He proposes that she go into business with him. They agree, but when Mary realizes that she isn't making more than she was when she was alone, she pulls out of the deal.
Ed comes by the next day and offers Mary $15,000 for the recipe. She eventually sells it, but not before Lester comes in and shows her a headline that reads, Big Company to buy cookie recipe from local baker for $100,000.
Mary devises a plan to get the recipe back. Before Ed can sell the recipe, she comes in with Sandra dressed as a nun and tells the buyer that the recipe actually belongs to ""Sister Sandra."" He doesn't want to cheat the convent out of their money so he decides not to buy from Sandra. Mary later finds out that her grandmother's cookie recipe is actually Famous Amos' recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220202 +0000" stop="20260416222615 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sandra's new boyfriend keeps showering her with gifts. When everyone meets him, they are surprised-- he is Pearl's age! He asks Sandra to marry him and gives her a day to think about it. She tells him no, and he has a heart attack. In the hospital, Mary and Sandra pose as doctor and nurse because the rude desk nurse will not let them see him. Sandra decides to tell him that she will marry him, since she thinks that he is on his death bed and it would make him happy. The next day when they return to the hospital, Abner has made a recovery. It turns out that his ""heart attack"" was gas, and he says he is ready to get married to the nurse that raised his spirits. He thinks that nurse was the rude desk RN, nurse Grubb, and Sandra doesn't object. Meanwhile, Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria are trying to raise ticket money for a Prince concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222615 +0000" stop="20260416225029 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '89 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mary tells the kids that she has the hookup to get Run DMC to play at their prom, but the problem is the kids cannot afford the $5000 fee. Dylan takes their money and invests it in a stock, which goes belly-up. They end up losing all of their money and cannot afford to have the prom in a hotel anymore.
Instead, it is held outside 227, much to the kids' displeasure. Both Mary and Dylan go where Run DMC is and dress up as rappers to convince them to come. Dylan succeeds and Run DMC show up to rap at the prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225029 +0000" stop="20260416231443 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Both Mary and Sandra get commissioned to the same murder trial. There are 11 votes guilty and 1 vote not-guilty, Sandra choosing not-guilty. After hours, she still has not changed her vote and Mary is annoyed because her anniversary is that night.
They vote one last time, and this time the 1 not-guilty vote is from Mary. The judge sequesters them for the evening in a hotel and Mary is going to miss her anniversary dinner with Lester.
Lester sneaks into the hotel room and brings Mary caviar and champagne. The next day, Mary presents her theory of what actually happened (pertaining to the ""murder"" on the boat) and the jury agrees and they all vote not-guilty.
Their verdict was the right one, because later the ""murdered victim"" was found on the French Riviera with her husband's best friend, which was stated in a voice-over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231443 +0000" stop="20260416233857 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra bets Mary and Rose that she can stay away from men better than they can stick to their diet. They each send temptations the other's way but it all comes to a head when Lester's business partner comes over for dinner.
He tells the Jenkins that he can get Sandra to kiss him so the bet will be over, but if he can't, then he will give Mary and Lester 2 weeks free hotel stay at a hotel that he owns in Jamaica. Well, now Mary is rooting for Sandra to stay away from men.
Rose comes downstairs, but she wants Sandra to kiss Howard because she is tired of dieting. Finally, Howard tricks Sandra and kisses her, but both she and Rose are relieved because now they can both do what they want!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233857 +0000" stop="20260417000857 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No, My Darling Daughter - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Lester hires a young ex-con from the persuasion on Mary. They both admit that he is doing a great job and are happy with him until he asks Brenda out.
They object and eventually tell Mike that he is not allowed to see Brenda. He feels dejected and decides he may as well not take the GED test as planned, because people will always see him as an ex-con.
The real Joe Clark of the ""Lean on Me"" fame comes and gives him words of encouragement and he decides to take the test. The Jenkins apologize for the way they treated him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417000857 +0000" stop="20260417003311 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Number - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Pearl, Mary, Rose and Sandra get locked into the laundry room, they all reminisce about how they each arrived at 227. Pearl moved in with her mother, Rose lived across the hall from a loud rock band, and Lester had just lost his job at a construction site, while Mary was pregnant with Brenda.
Lester eventually finds them all in the laundry room and opens the door so they can leave. By that time Brenda and Calvin had joined the 4 ladies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003311 +0000" stop="20260417005631 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackee - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Sandra has moved to New York, but finds herself jobless after she finds out that the film company that she works for specializes in porn films! So once she find her apt., she meet a woman who tells her about a job opening at her job. Sandra goes with her the next day and gets the job at the spa.
Sandra finds out that her new friend's boyfriend is using her, but when she tells her, she doesn't believe Sandra. Finally, when she hears it for herself, she cuts the boyfriends loose and her and Sandra are back on good terms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005631 +0000" stop="20260417012044 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Sale - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Rose sells the building and a sister of Lester's friends comes to visit. She staying with the Jenkins and is driving them crazy. She gets hired as the building manager.
The company that bought 227 wants to demolish it and the tenants become mad at Rose for selling the building. Eva found originally sheet music from John Philip Sousa and the building is declared a historical landmark, so it can't get torn down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012044 +0000" stop="20260417014532 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Diva...Please! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's organized a charity benefit featuring Diva Beverly Morris. Now she's a prima donna and Mary's worried that if she finds out that Sandra's dating her former boyfriend, Armand she'll back out. So she tries to keep her from finding out but when they end up in the powder room together things get hairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014532 +0000" stop="20260417021019 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenants, Anyone? - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mary and the gang try to draw a bead on new landlord Julian Barlow, who's been ducking them, while Dylan hunts for a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021019 +0000" stop="20260417023507 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pampered Tale - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The women head to a spa to prepare for a beauty contest.
Meanwhile, Travis &amp; Dylan care for a baby left in Travis' limo. Later Lester &amp; Julian help out until the baby's mother returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023507 +0000" stop="20260417025954 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight of the Century - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary causes Lester to miss a prizefight, they have a bout that could deliver a knockout punch to their marriage. Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417025954 +0000" stop="20260417032442 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (1) - S05E05</title>
    <desc>At a dude ranch, Mary lassos Rose and Sandra into a treasure hunt, and Dylan takes a likin' to a filly. Part 1 of two</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032442 +0000" stop="20260417034914 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (2) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. Lester puts together a posse to find the womenfolk when the water rustlers take them hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034914 +0000" stop="20260417041402 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Activity - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Bobby Brown shoots a video at Brenda's high school, while Brenda plagiarizes an old essay of Mary's to win a part as an extra. Brenda kept putting off writing it by going to pep rallies, football games, and parties with Calvin at Morgan State, and on Sunday night, she still does not have her paper done. When Mary wrote it (25 years earlier), she received an A+, but Brenda gets a C and is not one the five chosen to appear in Bobby Brown's video.
Meanwhile, Julian bribes Travis into bringing Bobby Brown to his penthouse so he can discuss going into business ventures with each other.
Bobby Brown decides that he does not want only five students to appear in his video, but the whole class. Brenda is allowed to be in the video but she is stil grounded and has to write 3 more papers for Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041402 +0000" stop="20260417044402 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Down to Leo's - S05E08</title>
    <desc>En route to Lester's birthday party, Mary and Sandra run into gang members who want them as their biker chicks. (TVguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044402 +0000" stop="20260417050850 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion Blues - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dylan's mother moves in with him after leaving his father, and starts stepping out with Julian (Paul Winfield). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050850 +0000" stop="20260417053337 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfume Game - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume, but she thinks it stinks when her ad-agency boss steals her idea. (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053337 +0000" stop="20260417055825 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is Heck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Calvin wants to quit school and join the Army, Lester puts him through his paces at a mock boot camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055825 +0000" stop="20260417062312 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Not Coming to Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to invite her landlord Julian to her Christmas Eve bash in hopes of livening things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062312 +0000" stop="20260417064759 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Go the Clowns - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mary dons clown garb to erase a nasty message she left on the answering machine of Lester's business contact, an eccentric novelties magnate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064759 +0000" stop="20260417071246 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come the Revolution - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester make Brenda return a revealing dress, she stages her own revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071246 +0000" stop="20260417073733 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do We Go from Here? - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lester falls asleep during church and dreams that he and Mary visit both Heaven and Hell.  While in both places, they return to earth to see what has happened to their family and friends.
While in Heaven: Brenda inherits Lester's construction company and is a success when Calvin, her husband takes over.  Pearl has moved in with them. Rose still hasn't come to terms with Mary's death. While in hell: Calvin becomes a failure and sells the business to Julian for $500.  Brenda is pregnant and the family is in poverty.  Rose has married Julian and they have raised the rent of the building big time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073733 +0000" stop="20260417080221 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Christy for Me - S05E16</title>
    <desc>While working as a deejay, Lester gets suggestive requests from a caller who he thinks is Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074500 +0000" stop="20260415082744 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reentry - S09E04</title>
    <desc>As Athena and Hen navigate their way back home, Athena will be forced to confront what it means to live without Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415082744 +0000" stop="20260415091039 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Día de los Muertos - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The 118's beliefs are put to the test as they respond to emergency calls involving a Jack-o'-lantern and a few more jump scares than they were expecting on Halloween.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091039 +0000" stop="20260415095334 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family History - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Athena must revisit a painful part of her past when answering a call for help. Meanwhile, the 118 takes a big step forward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095334 +0000" stop="20260415103618 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Hen's attempts at keeping her mysterious health issues private are starting to impact more than just her physical well-being. Meanwhile, Buck and Ravi decide Eddie needs a night out on the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103618 +0000" stop="20260415111904 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Following Hen's firing, Chimney grapples with his decision and how it has affected the team. Meanwhile, a new AI call center assistant, meant to help, has begun to create more complications, and the 118 must intervene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111904 +0000" stop="20260415120151 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fighting Back - S09E09</title>
    <desc>As Hen continues to seek out a diagnosis for her mysterious symptoms, her friends and family rally behind her. Meanwhile, Harry hits a wall in his attempts to complete the academy firefighting exam and looks for some much-needed motivation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120151 +0000" stop="20260415124441 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handle with Care - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Harry's first day as a probie proves to be more challenging than Chimney expects. Meanwhile, Eddie and Hen are called into court over a former patient that brings back some old demons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124441 +0000" stop="20260415132736 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Once, Going Twice - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Eddie faces an unthinkable personal crisis. Hen and Karen spring into action when thrown into a terrifying situation. The 118 hosts a LAFD charity bachelor auction that brings up a few concerns from Buck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132736 +0000" stop="20260415140927 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dads and Cads (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Buck are blindsided by some unexpected news that turns their world upside down. Meanwhile, Buck and Eddie head to Nashville when they are selected to participate in the national firefighting games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415140927 +0000" stop="20260415145225 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Boy - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Eddie and Buck’s flight back to Los Angeles is cancelled following the National Firefighter Games. Hoping to be home for Hen’s birthday, they decide a cross-country road trip is the fastest way, until they get offtrack and Buck goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145225 +0000" stop="20260415153530 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.I.Y. - S09E14</title>
    <desc>As Buck tries to manage the trauma following his kidnapping on his own, May tries to secure her first law internship without the help of her mother. Then, Maddie handles a personal crisis at the call center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153530 +0000" stop="20260415161826 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Your Poison - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Athena is pulled into a mysterious murder investigation when a man arrives at the station to report his own death. Meanwhile, the 118 races to the site of a car crash involving a mother and son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415161826 +0000" stop="20260415170013 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke - S09E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 must account for every decision made during a recent fire call when the team's actions are investigated for possible mistakes. Meanwhile, Buck works behind the scenes to support his team as he waits to learn if he can return to the station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415170013 +0000" stop="20260415174636 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Emergency responders must try to balance saving those who are at their most vulnerable with solving the problems in their own lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415174636 +0000" stop="20260415183321 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Go - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A roller coaster malfunctions at an amusement park. Athena and Hen respond to an unusual home invasion. A couple's dispute leads to a dramatic rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415183321 +0000" stop="20260415191732 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Next of Kin - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bobby and his team respond to an emergency at a children's birthday party. The crew jumps into action after one of their own is involved in a devastating accident. Athena tries to cope with a tragedy that hits way too close to home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415191732 +0000" stop="20260415200026 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Day Ever - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of a deadly plane crash, Bobby and team race to help the survivors. Athena deals with panic and chaos at the airport. Bobby confronts his past demons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415200026 +0000" stop="20260415204436 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of Origin - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The crew races to an emergency when disaster strikes at an Indian wedding. Abby enlists the help of Buck to try and find her mother. Bobby has a difficult time confronting his past. Hen struggles to make the right decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415204436 +0000" stop="20260415212916 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartbreaker - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On Valentine's Day, a surprise marriage proposal goes awry with dangerous consequences. Athena attempts to help a desperate woman and unintentionally joins the Lonely Hearts Club. Bobby and Chimney pull holiday duty and learn about the "Casanova Fracture" and Abby and Buck go on their first official date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415212916 +0000" stop="20260415221353 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon (Creepy AF) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a potential home invasion and deals with a rabid criminal. Abby helps investigate the murder of a caller. Hen's past may become her future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415221353 +0000" stop="20260415225914 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma's a Bitch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An unremorseful widow, an unsuspecting thief, and an arrogant fitness club owner receive a taste of karma. Bobby gets a surprising phone call from his doctor after donating at Chimney's blood drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225914 +0000" stop="20260415234435 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trapped - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to help a homeless man crushed in a garbage truck, a mother and son in a crashed elevator and extreme hoarders entombed in their house. Athena jumps into the dating pool. Buck and Abby's relationship is tested by her ailing mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234435 +0000" stop="20260416002902 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Whole New You - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The first responders take calls to help an unusual domestic disturbance, a "death" at a psychic's and a horrific motorcycle crash. Bobby dips his toe into the dating pool. Abby takes a walk down memory lane. Buck is confronted by his past actions. Athena tries to start her new life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416002902 +0000" stop="20260416011353 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S02E01</title>
    <desc>On one of the hottest days of the year, the first responders feel the pressure with harrowing incidents. Buck gets a surprise visit from his sister, Maddie. Athena questions her relationship with Bobby. Handsome new hire Eddie jeopardizes Buck's chances of being chosen for a fireman calendar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416011353 +0000" stop="20260416015911 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7.1 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When a massive earthquake rocks Los Angeles, the first responders rush to rescue victims from a crumbling high-rise hotel. Athena must deal with wreckage from a collapsed freeway overpass. Maddie is thrown into the fire as she faces her first crisis as a 911 dispatcher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416015911 +0000" stop="20260416024405 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Is Not Coming - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The first responders continue to deal with the fallout of a massive earthquake and its deadly aftershocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416024405 +0000" stop="20260416032806 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to rescue victims trapped in various tight spots. Athena contemplates accepting a promotion. Maddie decides to make a move of her own. Chimney finally deals with the aftermath of his near fatal car crash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416032806 +0000" stop="20260416041159 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awful People - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Maddie goes on a ride-along with Athena, while dealing with a seemingly "perfect" dispatcher. Hen must figure out how to save her family. The first responders deal with emergencies both at a military funeral and a movie theater.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416041159 +0000" stop="20260416045649 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dosed - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to the rescue of a crashed news copter, and emergencies at an eating contest, a bodybuilding competition and a toddler pageant. Maddie struggles to let go of her fear of the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416045649 +0000" stop="20260416054140 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Halloween finds the first responders racing to a cemetery rescue, a haunted hayride and a spooky Hollywood parade. Maddie thinks she's received a "ghost" call from a missing hiker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416054140 +0000" stop="20260416062547 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck, Actually - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Buck jumps back into the dating scene. A woman goes to great extremes to get her husband's attention. A newlywed couple are involved in a car accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416062547 +0000" stop="20260416071008 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen Begins - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Hen relives her evolution into the firefighter she is today as she recalls the first times she met Chimney and Athena.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071008 +0000" stop="20260416075433 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Ex-Mas - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The first responders deal with stampede at a toy store, a mistletoe stunt gone awry and a Christmas-light showdown. Bobby contemplates his future with Athena.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416075433 +0000" stop="20260416083812 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Beginnings - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bobby meets Athena's parents. Doug insinuates himself deeper into Chimney's life. Athena looks into a distressing 911 call.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416083812 +0000" stop="20260416092315 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chimney Begins - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A look back at how Chimney joined Station 118 and became the firefighter and paramedic he is today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092315 +0000" stop="20260416100708 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight or Flight - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The first responders rally together to search for a missing Maddie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416100708 +0000" stop="20260416105216 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The call center must turn to old school tactics after being hit with a massive system-wide power outage. The first responders deal with explosions in multiple homes and a difficult child birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105216 +0000" stop="20260416113659 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean's 9-1-1 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A going-away party for a bank manager turns into an emergency, and then a mystery, as the first responders are accused of pulling off a daring heist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416113659 +0000" stop="20260416122152 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobby Begins Again - S02E16</title>
    <desc>After his devastating family tragedy in Minnesota, Bobby Nash moves to Los Angeles to start over, where he becomes Captain of the 118, and meets Athena Grant for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416122152 +0000" stop="20260416130636 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Careful What You Wish For - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The first responders deal with a calamity at a chocolate factory and a mail bomb explosion. Meanwhile, Eddie receives some surprising news from Shannon, and Maddie contemplates her future in the call center and tragedy strikes the 118.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130636 +0000" stop="20260416135124 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Life We Choose - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to calls from a stunt driver caught in a hairy situation, a teenage social influencer who is bugging out and the city is on high alert after two mail bombs go off. Meanwhile, Eddie's family comes to town and Buck faces a life or death situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135124 +0000" stop="20260416143453 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids Today - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Athena enlists the 118’s help when a teenager speeds out of control on the freeway. Meanwhile, a routine traffic stop uncovers a shocking kidnapping and Buck struggles with his recovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416143453 +0000" stop="20260416151728 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A massive tsunami hits the Santa Monica Pier, placing Buck and Christopher's lives in danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416151728 +0000" stop="20260416160135 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Searchers - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Athena, Maddie, Bobby and the 118 races to save lives after a massive tsunami hits the Santa Monica Pier and Buck fears the worst when Christopher goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416160135 +0000" stop="20260416164456 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triggers - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The first responders race to save workers in a high-rise during a fire drill, a mother and her sons involved in a perilous car accident, and squabbling siblings fighting over a family heirloom. Maddie decides to take action against a possible wife abuser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164456 +0000" stop="20260416172902 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Athena takes action after her family experiences a traumatic traffic stop. Buck's suit against the city goes to arbitration. Eddie turns to Lena in his struggles with his anger issues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416172902 +0000" stop="20260416181223 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 respond to bizarre emergency calls on Halloween, including a flock of crows terrorizing a field trip, an office employee having a close encounter with an eight-limbed creature and a ghost-like girl wandering a neighborhood. Meanwhile, Maddie remains convinced that she is doing the right thing in taking a 9-1-1 call into her own hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181223 +0000" stop="20260416185544 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Athena Begins - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When a murder weapon from a case close to Athena in the early ‘90s resurfaces, flashbacks to 1989 show how Athena joined the LAPD and became the police officer she is today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416185544 +0000" stop="20260416193906 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malfunction - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Emergencies include a skating mishap at an ice show, an accident involving a self-driving car and a fulfillment warehouse robot going rogue. Meanwhile, Eddie’s after-hours fight club gets out-of-control and Hen struggles in her relationship with Karen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193906 +0000" stop="20260416202242 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallout - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to debris from a meteor shower crashing into an apartment building and a deadly fire caused by a hazardous waste truck crash inside a tunnel. Meanwhile, Hen struggles with guilt over her ambulance accident, Bobby introduces Eddie to an old friend to help with his anger and Maddie receives an urgent call for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202242 +0000" stop="20260416210618 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Spirit - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to holiday-themed incidents, including a shopper pushed over the edge, a woman who is literally having a “Blue Christmas” and a luggage handler accident on a tarmac. Meanwhile, Maddie revisits her past to embrace her future and Bobby receives shocking news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210618 +0000" stop="20260416215019 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seize the Day - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a skydiving trip gone wrong, a bank rep injured in a home repossession and a lovestruck assistant whose lunch run ends in disaster. Meanwhile, Athena and the family come to terms with Michael's difficult health decision and Chimney's half-brother from Korea unexpectedly shows up at his doorstep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215019 +0000" stop="20260416223440 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a viral stunt gone haywire, a disaster at a couple's fishing trip and an epic first date fail. Meanwhile, Athena investigates a woman who doesn't remember being shot in the head and Eddie is forced to have a difficult conversation with Christopher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223440 +0000" stop="20260416231801 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinned - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to accidents at a bowling alley and a home renovation, as Athena pursues a car thief. Bobby and Michael take Harry camping, and Chimney and Maddie rush into action when their romantic dinner date takes a wild turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231801 +0000" stop="20260417000223 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taking of Dispatch 9-1-1 - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Maddie fears for herself and her co-workers when the call center is taken hostage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417000223 +0000" stop="20260417004559 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eddie Begins - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Eddie's journey to rescue a boy from a well turns into a mission to save himself from his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417004559 +0000" stop="20260417012920 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One That Got Away - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 fights an apartment building blaze and attempts a daring rescue of a deaf woman trapped inside. When Athena responds to a simple accident call, she discovers a potentially more sinister crime. Meanwhile, Hen performs a risky medical procedure after an accident at a televised cooking show and Buck meets a retired firefighter and is inspired to reunite him with his lost love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012920 +0000" stop="20260417021326 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Powerless - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The 118 races to rescue a little girl in a runaway hot air balloon and help with a city power outage caused by a hijacked tree-trimmer truck. Meanwhile, Athena's investigation into the serial rapist case puts her life in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021326 +0000" stop="20260417025632 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Next? - S03E18</title>
    <desc>The 118 rush to save lives in the aftermath of a massive train derailment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417025632 +0000" stop="20260417033838 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Abnormal - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Hollywood Reservoir dam breaks. The team adjusts to life during the pandemic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417033838 +0000" stop="20260417042137 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone Together - S04E02</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the dam break, massive mudslides wreak havoc throughout Los Angeles. As Athena fights to save herself and an agoraphobic woman after her house collapses, Bobby, Hen and Eddie rush to save hikers endangered by the falling of the Hollywood sign. Meanwhile, Buck and Chimney must rescue a group of pregnant women trapped in a submerged house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042137 +0000" stop="20260417050537 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Tense - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to save a man under siege by his high-tech smart home, and a yoga teacher who has lost her vision. Athena hunts down a bank robber disguised by Covid protocols. Meanwhile, Buck confides in Maddie, Hen clashes with her antagonizing medical school lab partner and members of the 118's crew prep for an out-of-state mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050537 +0000" stop="20260417054851 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>9-1-1, What's Your Grievance? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a mysterious murder during a neighborhood block party and the 118 rush to save lives endangered by a bomb threat. Meanwhile, Chimney has a hard time keeping secrets when Maddie and Buck's parents come to town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417054851 +0000" stop="20260417063149 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck Begins - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to save the lives of workers trapped in a five-alarm factory fire. Meanwhile, Maddie reveals a painful family secret that causes Buck to confront his childhood and answer why he is the daredevil he is today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417063149 +0000" stop="20260417071416 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jinx - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The 118 believes their fabled firehouse superstition has come true when they have the day from hell with a never-ending series of bizarre emergency calls. Athena is in hot pursuit of a 118 firetruck; a man who duct-taped himself to freeway billboard, a garage full of fireworks and a restaurant manager destroying his own business. Meanwhile, Eddie feels a spark with Christopher's former teacher, but admits to Bobby he may not be ready to move on in his personal life just yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071416 +0000" stop="20260417075816 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Neighborhood - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The 118 rush to save a man pinned under a Humvee, and a garage band that rocks out too hard. Enlisting Bobby and Athena's help, Michael installs a new "rear window," and turns into an amateur detective after noticing strange behavior at a nearby apartment. Meanwhile, Hen's mother unexpectedly arrives and announces she is moving to LA, and Buck's re-entry into the dating pool ends in disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417075816 +0000" stop="20260417084215 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Point - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The 118 are called to the tarmac when a flight attendant reaches her limit with her flight's passengers. Athena discovers that quarantine has pushed a couple to their breaking point. Meanwhile, Eddie worries Christopher will not accept him dating, Buck reconnects with an old flame and finds himself in the middle of Albert's new relationship and Maddie and Chimney make a big decision about their baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075235 +0000" stop="20260415081845 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415081845 +0000" stop="20260415084438 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415084438 +0000" stop="20260415091041 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415091041 +0000" stop="20260415093646 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415093646 +0000" stop="20260415100255 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415100255 +0000" stop="20260415102859 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415102859 +0000" stop="20260415105444 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415105444 +0000" stop="20260415112036 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415112036 +0000" stop="20260415114646 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415114646 +0000" stop="20260415121256 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415121256 +0000" stop="20260415123904 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415123904 +0000" stop="20260415130515 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130515 +0000" stop="20260415133122 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415184439 +0000" stop="20260415191049 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415200215 +0000" stop="20260415202824 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415205417 +0000" stop="20260415212020 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415212020 +0000" stop="20260415214625 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415214625 +0000" stop="20260415221235 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415221235 +0000" stop="20260415223839 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415230424 +0000" stop="20260415233016 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415235625 +0000" stop="20260416002235 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002235 +0000" stop="20260416004844 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416004844 +0000" stop="20260416011455 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011455 +0000" stop="20260416014102 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416014102 +0000" stop="20260416020721 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416020721 +0000" stop="20260416023333 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416023333 +0000" stop="20260416025920 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416025920 +0000" stop="20260416032516 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416032516 +0000" stop="20260416035125 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416041737 +0000" stop="20260416044349 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416051009 +0000" stop="20260416053557 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416060202 +0000" stop="20260416062814 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065419 +0000" stop="20260416072029 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072029 +0000" stop="20260416074632 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416074632 +0000" stop="20260416081155 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081155 +0000" stop="20260416083804 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416090357 +0000" stop="20260416093000 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416093000 +0000" stop="20260416095605 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095605 +0000" stop="20260416102214 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102214 +0000" stop="20260416104818 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416104818 +0000" stop="20260416111403 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416111403 +0000" stop="20260416113956 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416113956 +0000" stop="20260416120605 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416120605 +0000" stop="20260416123215 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416123215 +0000" stop="20260416125823 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416125823 +0000" stop="20260416132434 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416132434 +0000" stop="20260416135041 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135041 +0000" stop="20260416141701 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416141701 +0000" stop="20260416144313 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416144313 +0000" stop="20260416150900 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416150900 +0000" stop="20260416153456 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416153456 +0000" stop="20260416160105 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160105 +0000" stop="20260416162717 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162717 +0000" stop="20260416165329 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165329 +0000" stop="20260416171949 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171949 +0000" stop="20260416174537 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416174537 +0000" stop="20260416181142 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181142 +0000" stop="20260416183754 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183754 +0000" stop="20260416190359 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190359 +0000" stop="20260416193009 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193009 +0000" stop="20260416195612 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195612 +0000" stop="20260416202135 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202135 +0000" stop="20260416204744 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204744 +0000" stop="20260416211337 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211337 +0000" stop="20260416213940 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213940 +0000" stop="20260416220545 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220545 +0000" stop="20260416223154 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223154 +0000" stop="20260416225758 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225758 +0000" stop="20260416232343 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417001545 +0000" stop="20260417004155 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417004155 +0000" stop="20260417010803 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010803 +0000" stop="20260417013414 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013414 +0000" stop="20260417020021 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020021 +0000" stop="20260417022640 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022640 +0000" stop="20260417025252 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417025252 +0000" stop="20260417031839 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031839 +0000" stop="20260417034436 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034436 +0000" stop="20260417041045 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041045 +0000" stop="20260417043657 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043657 +0000" stop="20260417050309 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050309 +0000" stop="20260417052929 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052929 +0000" stop="20260417055517 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055517 +0000" stop="20260417062122 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062122 +0000" stop="20260417064734 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064734 +0000" stop="20260417071339 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071339 +0000" stop="20260417073949 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073949 +0000" stop="20260417080552 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074647 +0000" stop="20260415081543 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081543 +0000" stop="20260415084427 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084427 +0000" stop="20260415091356 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091356 +0000" stop="20260415094158 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415094158 +0000" stop="20260415101057 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101057 +0000" stop="20260415103834 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103834 +0000" stop="20260415110803 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415110803 +0000" stop="20260415113810 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113810 +0000" stop="20260415120726 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120726 +0000" stop="20260415123726 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415123726 +0000" stop="20260415130737 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130737 +0000" stop="20260415133704 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133704 +0000" stop="20260415140543 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415140543 +0000" stop="20260415143532 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143532 +0000" stop="20260415150403 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150403 +0000" stop="20260415153326 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153326 +0000" stop="20260415160235 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415160235 +0000" stop="20260415163121 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163121 +0000" stop="20260415170019 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170019 +0000" stop="20260415172718 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172718 +0000" stop="20260415175623 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175623 +0000" stop="20260415182544 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182544 +0000" stop="20260415185447 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185447 +0000" stop="20260415192329 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192329 +0000" stop="20260415195234 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415195234 +0000" stop="20260415202217 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415202217 +0000" stop="20260415205143 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415205143 +0000" stop="20260415212051 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212051 +0000" stop="20260415214949 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214949 +0000" stop="20260415221854 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221854 +0000" stop="20260415224741 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224741 +0000" stop="20260415231450 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415231450 +0000" stop="20260415234316 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234316 +0000" stop="20260416001237 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001237 +0000" stop="20260416004133 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416004133 +0000" stop="20260416011017 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416011017 +0000" stop="20260416013947 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416013947 +0000" stop="20260416020748 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020748 +0000" stop="20260416023647 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023647 +0000" stop="20260416030424 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030424 +0000" stop="20260416033353 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040400 +0000" stop="20260416043316 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416043316 +0000" stop="20260416050317 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050317 +0000" stop="20260416053327 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053327 +0000" stop="20260416060254 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060254 +0000" stop="20260416063133 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063133 +0000" stop="20260416070122 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070122 +0000" stop="20260416072953 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072953 +0000" stop="20260416075916 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075916 +0000" stop="20260416082825 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082825 +0000" stop="20260416085711 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416085711 +0000" stop="20260416092609 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092609 +0000" stop="20260416095309 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095309 +0000" stop="20260416102213 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102213 +0000" stop="20260416105134 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105134 +0000" stop="20260416112037 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112037 +0000" stop="20260416114919 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114919 +0000" stop="20260416121824 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121824 +0000" stop="20260416124808 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124808 +0000" stop="20260416131733 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131733 +0000" stop="20260416134642 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134642 +0000" stop="20260416141539 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141539 +0000" stop="20260416144444 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144444 +0000" stop="20260416151331 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151331 +0000" stop="20260416154040 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154040 +0000" stop="20260416160906 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160906 +0000" stop="20260416163828 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163828 +0000" stop="20260416170724 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170724 +0000" stop="20260416173607 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173607 +0000" stop="20260416180537 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416180537 +0000" stop="20260416183338 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183338 +0000" stop="20260416190237 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190237 +0000" stop="20260416193014 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193014 +0000" stop="20260416195943 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195943 +0000" stop="20260416202950 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202950 +0000" stop="20260416205906 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205906 +0000" stop="20260416212907 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416212907 +0000" stop="20260416215918 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215918 +0000" stop="20260416222844 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222844 +0000" stop="20260416225723 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225723 +0000" stop="20260416232713 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416232713 +0000" stop="20260416235544 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235544 +0000" stop="20260417002506 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002506 +0000" stop="20260417005415 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005415 +0000" stop="20260417012301 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012301 +0000" stop="20260417015200 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015200 +0000" stop="20260417021859 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021859 +0000" stop="20260417024803 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024803 +0000" stop="20260417031724 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031724 +0000" stop="20260417034627 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034627 +0000" stop="20260417041509 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041509 +0000" stop="20260417044414 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044414 +0000" stop="20260417051358 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140146 +0000" stop="20260416142112 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416152006 +0000" stop="20260416153955 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416153955 +0000" stop="20260416155933 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155933 +0000" stop="20260416161921 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
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    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
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    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
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    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195506 +0000" stop="20260416201454 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231112 +0000" stop="20260416233102 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235039 +0000" stop="20260417001027 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001027 +0000" stop="20260417003013 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003013 +0000" stop="20260417004945 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417004945 +0000" stop="20260417010926 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014826 +0000" stop="20260417020752 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020752 +0000" stop="20260417022744 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022744 +0000" stop="20260417024647 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030645 +0000" stop="20260417032635 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032635 +0000" stop="20260417034613 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034613 +0000" stop="20260417040600 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040600 +0000" stop="20260417042546 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042546 +0000" stop="20260417044518 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044518 +0000" stop="20260417050459 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050459 +0000" stop="20260417052445 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052445 +0000" stop="20260417054359 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054359 +0000" stop="20260417060325 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062317 +0000" stop="20260417064220 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417072208 +0000" stop="20260417074146 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417074146 +0000" stop="20260417080133 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Father-Daughter Dance - S04E06</title>
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    <desc>To prove his worth as a man, Jim -- along with Andy -- hunt a turkey for Thanksgiving, but on the hunt Jim is pursued -- and shot -- by a legendary 40- lb. psychotic bird christened "Angry Pete." Thanksgiving-themed episode.</desc>
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    <title>Poking the Bear - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's gynecologist (played by Mitch Rouse) forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415093659 +0000" stop="20260415095835 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalking Santa - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender. Unfortunately, Jim's kids witness the skirmish and are fearful Santa won't leave them any gifts for Christmas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095835 +0000" stop="20260415102002 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sympathy from the Devlins - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he's watching the Chicago Bulls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102002 +0000" stop="20260415104103 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nanny-Cam - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he didn't want Cheryl to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104103 +0000" stop="20260415110235 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jealous Husband - S04E13</title>
    <desc>To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415110235 +0000" stop="20260415112411 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Crying Shame - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112411 +0000" stop="20260415114547 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner? - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl cooks dinner for Dana and her boyfriend and lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415114547 +0000" stop="20260415120724 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Dress - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl offers Dana the use of her wedding gown, Jim and Andy try to cover up the fact that the dress was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120724 +0000" stop="20260415122900 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mustache - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which Cheryl hates. Cheryl retaliates by becoming a brunette - but Jim loves it. After a chance meeting with the girl, Cheryl asks her to give Jim suggestions that will make him look ridiculous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122900 +0000" stop="20260415125037 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding, he turns to Jim, a closet dancer, for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125037 +0000" stop="20260415131214 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Wife, Please - S04E19</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131214 +0000" stop="20260415133350 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spelling Bee - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Jim's pride in Gracie's new-found spelling-bee aptitude quickly turns to dismay when he has to drive her to tournaments all over the state.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133350 +0000" stop="20260415135526 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kentucky Fried Beltzman - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135526 +0000" stop="20260415141658 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clock - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl adjust the clocks to get the kids to bed earlier so they can have more quality time together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141658 +0000" stop="20260415143834 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Competition - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jim, certain he will win the annual hot dog eating contest, is humiliated when instead he loses to a petit woman (Suzy Nakamura), and his problems are further compounded when Andy decides to date the female champion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143834 +0000" stop="20260415150006 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelorette Party - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's prim and proper bachelorette party disappoints Dana, Jim and Andy treat Dana to a rowdy night she'll never forget - but now will she make it to the wedding?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150006 +0000" stop="20260415152127 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geronimo Jim - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana's fianc - wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152127 +0000" stop="20260415154254 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scrapbook - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Jim actually remembers his and Cheryl's anniversary - but Cheryl didn't! Improvising, she gives him the photo album that covers years worth of memories. They start reminiscing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154254 +0000" stop="20260415161102 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S04E27</title>
    <desc>On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favorite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute, on the Season Finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161102 +0000" stop="20260415163238 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163238 +0000" stop="20260415165354 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Tape (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415165354 +0000" stop="20260415171531 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Tape (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171531 +0000" stop="20260415173707 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Begins at Hef's - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173707 +0000" stop="20260415175838 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Race - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175838 +0000" stop="20260415182014 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anec-Dont's - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182014 +0000" stop="20260415184151 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chick Whisperer - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184151 +0000" stop="20260415190327 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James &amp; the Annoying Peach - S05E08</title>
    <desc>To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415190327 +0000" stop="20260415192503 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dream - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415192503 +0000" stop="20260415194640 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lean on Me - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415194640 +0000" stop="20260415200811 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift of the Maggie - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200811 +0000" stop="20260415202942 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex Ed Fred - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415202942 +0000" stop="20260415205118 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renewing Vows - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415205118 +0000" stop="20260415211235 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stick - S05E14</title>
    <desc>It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415211235 +0000" stop="20260415213411 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Right - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415213411 +0000" stop="20260415215527 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Your Freak On - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415215527 +0000" stop="20260415221654 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grumpy Guy - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221654 +0000" stop="20260415223830 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Polite Jim - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223830 +0000" stop="20260415225951 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Dearest - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Jim believes that Bill (played by Joseph Bologna), the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225951 +0000" stop="20260415232127 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thin Green Line - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232127 +0000" stop="20260415234244 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Best Friend - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234244 +0000" stop="20260416000420 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belaboring the Point - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000420 +0000" stop="20260416002552 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Punch - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Jim realizes that Cheryl has been spoiling their son Kyle for way too long, so he decides to make him a man by teaching him how to throw a perfect punch in self defense. However, things get out of control when little Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the school bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416002552 +0000" stop="20260416004734 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flannelsexual - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up on a talk show after claiming that men shouldn't let women feminize them, and then goes to Dana's co-ed baby shower to prove his point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416004734 +0000" stop="20260416010915 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guinea Pygmalion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When the family pet guinea pig swallows an eraser, Jim is forced to pay for an expensive operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010915 +0000" stop="20260416013057 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoosier Daddy - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim go to a motel in Indiana to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary, but Dana's possible labor and a tornado interfere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416013057 +0000" stop="20260416015239 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Grief - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's beloved Uncle Donald dies, Jim takes over housekeeping, but soon starts to suspect that Cheryl is using him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015239 +0000" stop="20260416021411 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Rage - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416021411 +0000" stop="20260416023553 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Gone Wild - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Andy, Ryan and Jim are stunned when they find out that Dana and Cheryl recently appeared in a Chicks Gone Wild video.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023553 +0000" stop="20260416025725 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deliverance - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Dana gets into premature labor, and Ryan isn't able to come and deliver the baby because he is delivering a celebrity's baby, Jim has to be the one to deliver Dana's baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416025725 +0000" stop="20260416031836 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino-Mite - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana allow Jim and Ryan to take care of the kids and baby Tanner while they are out, things get out of control. Jim takes everyone to the museum and everything goes great until the Tyrannosaurus Rex display ends up destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031836 +0000" stop="20260416033948 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate Ways - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Ryan is away, Dana and baby Tanner are staying at Jim and Cheryl's, until Jim starts complaining about the presence of the baby, so Cheryl wants him to stay at Andy's for a while. While Jim and Andy enjoy their male bonding, Cheryl and Dana are enjoying their time together too. At least, until Ryan returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033948 +0000" stop="20260416040130 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Case of Jimergency - S06E11</title>
    <desc>After an argument with a claims representative about his bill, Jim's health insurance is canceled, and Jim decides to hide the truth from Cheryl, until she ends up sick and he gets her cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416040130 +0000" stop="20260416042312 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Jim - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Jim decides to toughen up his daughters basketball team and soon turns them from sweet and peaceful to an angry and aggressive basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042312 +0000" stop="20260416044455 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At-Bat - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad softball game advice to Kyle turns to be Jim's worst nightmare when an Ghost of Andy visits him to show him the Adult Kyle's life as a loser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044455 +0000" stop="20260416050622 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Beneath - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, which causes headaches to Jim, because he bought a fake wedding ring as a replacement a long time ago so Cheryl wouldn't notice he lost it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050622 +0000" stop="20260416052804 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grill II - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim end up in a war after Andy tries to sell him a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052804 +0000" stop="20260416054946 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devlin in Disguise - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After Tim and Cindy Devlin's sudden divorce announcement, Andy starts spending time with Cindy, which turns into a relationship, and an urge for Cheryl and Jim to break them up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054946 +0000" stop="20260416061103 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Man of Mine - S06E17</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid attending another musical with Cheryl, Jim finds a gay man to accompany her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061103 +0000" stop="20260416063245 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Birthday - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl throws Jim an unwanted surprise party for his 50th birthday, which Jim then sabotages, and then later reveals the real reason why he won't celebrate his birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063245 +0000" stop="20260416065400 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim Almighty - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Crazed about the fact that Cheryl joined a dinner party club, Jim insults the very creator of women, God, who then gives Jim the power to try to do a better job, but Jim ends up making women behave like Jim would. Also, when Andy tries to make guys more like women, he turns himself and Jim into oversensitive girly guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065400 +0000" stop="20260416071536 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Wife - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl feels down when she can't use her sexuality to get a dinner table at a restaurant, so Jim tries to cheer her up by writing letter as a 'water delivery guy', but his plan soon makes Jim doubt if Cheryl is attracted to him or the delivery guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071536 +0000" stop="20260416073707 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety Last - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge during his morning jog, Jim is head-butted by a bull on a side road. While Cheryl learns that one can't anticipate every danger out there, Jim realizes that he's willing to do whatever it takes to make his family feel secure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416073707 +0000" stop="20260416075848 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Fight - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home without the kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim's choice of pastries causes a spat which morphs into an all-out food fight. The next day they laugh off the night's argument; Jim is thrilled that they don't seem to have to talk things out. But then Andy, who's out for revenge on Jim for coaxing his kids to play pranks on him, counsels Cheryl to really dissect and analyze her marital arguments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075848 +0000" stop="20260416082029 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Goes to Florida - S07E05</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is out of town to take care of her mother, Jim has to take care of their kids, and he receives sympathy from a neighborhood mom. Soon, other moms start helping Jim, and he tells each one that she's the only help in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082029 +0000" stop="20260416084210 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruby's First Date - S07E06</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is still out of town, Jim is having hard time dealing with Ruby's girl problems, so he assigns Dana to help her. However, when Dana tells Ruby to go out on a date with an older guy, Jim if forced to intervene, as he, Dana and Andy end up following Ruby to her date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084210 +0000" stop="20260416090351 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Period Peace - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Ruby and Gracie can't seem to stop fighting, Jim is "forced" to read their diaries to determine the cause, only to realize that he needs to give out delicate motherly advice to them, while Cheryl is still away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090351 +0000" stop="20260416092502 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rendezvous - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl returns home for a visit the kids end up occupying her time, so Jim decides to prepare a special date with her at the airport lounge, only to end up mistakenly arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092502 +0000" stop="20260416094636 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodwill Hunting - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Without consulting with Cheryl, Jim transforms the garage into a cigar lounge and donates the kids' old clothes and furniture to charity. When Cheryl informs Jim that she is pregnant with twins, he is forced to retrieve all the stuff that he gave away, and has to deal with the fact that he is going to be a father of five.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094636 +0000" stop="20260416100819 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Dolled Up - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jim is forced organize a doll-themed party for Gracie while Cheryl is on bed rest, but when Gracie admits that the only reason she agreed to the party was because she wanted to please her mother, Jim decides to turn the party into something totally else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416100819 +0000" stop="20260416102959 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pregnancy Brain - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Jim finds a way to use Cheryl's forgetfulness (a.k.a. "the pregnancy brain") to his advantage by trying to convince her that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Ruby and Gracie.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Gift Certificate - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Andy didn't use the gift certificate that Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself with a nice meal, but soon Jim finds himself in an uncomfortable situation when Andy remembers the certificate and decides to invite Jim to join him for a meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105141 +0000" stop="20260416111254 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Drink Your Milkshake - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jim makes a rule he believes to be the perfect cure for children's fights, but when he enters a discussion with Andy, the both end up on the same "tribunal system," fighting to prove who's right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111254 +0000" stop="20260416113420 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaperone - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Andy finally meets the perfect girl, but things get rough when he lets Jim babysit the woman's daughters, who then end up missing while Andy is having dinner with Emily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416113420 +0000" stop="20260416115557 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Six-Week Curse - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Dana puts Andy under hypnosis to learn why all of his relationships don't last longer than six weeks. Upon learning that it's due to Andy's low self-esteem, Dana decides to boost up Andy's confidence, but she ends up making things worse when Andy starts flirting with other women while on a date with Emily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115557 +0000" stop="20260416121738 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheater - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl insists on playing a game that she somehow always wins, but Dana is aware of the fact that Cheryl is cheating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121738 +0000" stop="20260416123920 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Bedrest for the Wicked - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Jim anxiously awaits for the moment when Cheryl is off bedrest so she'd take over all the chores, but Dana urges him to let Cheryl rest until she goes into labor. After meeting Cheryl's gynecologist, Jim learns that Cheryl was already allowed to be more active, but she didn't tell him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123920 +0000" stop="20260416130101 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil Went Down to Oak Park - S07E18</title>
    <desc>The Devil himself visits Jim to remind him of the deal they made years ago, when Jim promised to give away his fifth child if the Devil helped him win over Cheryl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416130101 +0000" stop="20260416132245 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blankie - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416132245 +0000" stop="20260416134424 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Best Friend - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134424 +0000" stop="20260416140608 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jami McFame - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jim and his band win a chance to play for a child pop sensation Jami McFame, but when the star gives them an attitude, Jim decides to set her straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140608 +0000" stop="20260416142742 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Proposal - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416142742 +0000" stop="20260416144926 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two for the Money - S08E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl learns of Jim's plan to use their twins in a movie starring Steve Guttenberg to get some money for Christmas gifts, she refuses to let him do it, but Andy and Jim decide to go through with the plan anyway, only to have it backfire when the producers cut the kids hair to make them look alike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144926 +0000" stop="20260416151112 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Boys - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Jim looks forward to a "guys only" weekend with Andy, but when Andy ends up dumped by Emily over a text message and when the guys stumble upon Emily's depressed ex husband, Jim decides to do his best to cheer up the guys and save what's left of their weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151112 +0000" stop="20260416153257 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ego Boost - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is convinced that an old flame wants to get back with him until he realizes that she wants to hook up with Andy, leaving Jim with a bruised ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416153257 +0000" stop="20260416155413 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Yoga Bear - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes intrigued by Cheryl's raving about a yoga teacher so he decides to try out the class, only to end up impressed by the teacher. Both Jim and Cheryl end up taking separate private classes to relax from their busy family life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155413 +0000" stop="20260416161558 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kyle's Crush - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Jim prepares Kyle for his first "date" with Ruby's slightly older piano teacher, Mandy, whom Andy has fallen for and is secretly dating behind Kyle's back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161558 +0000" stop="20260416163743 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meaningful Gift - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Andy, desperate to impress Mandy with the perfect birthday gift, turns to Jim for advice. Jim counsels against givivng fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to win her over. But Andy's recollection of what has meaning to Mandy is way off base, and instead of being pleased with the gift, she thinks he's cheating on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163743 +0000" stop="20260416165929 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Daddy Way - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and her friends, eager to get an afternoon away from the kids, arrange a "Daddy and Me" group for Jim and other dads with young kids at their home. Jim makes the best of a potentially boring situation by turning babysitting into a sporting event--staging baby races where the dads bet on their kids and drink beer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165929 +0000" stop="20260416172109 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physical Therapy - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Andy ends up injured after playing snow football with Jim, so Jim helps Andy make it seem like he had a freak accident because Andy was previously warned by his girlfriend not to play the game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416172109 +0000" stop="20260416174254 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooler One - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Jim attempts to look cool in the eyes of Ruby and her friends, until he realizes that he may be undermining Cheryl's authority due to his behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416174254 +0000" stop="20260416180440 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Jim - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad back has him on prescription pain pills which has him in an altered state and opens up an opportunity for the family to share information which usually would upset him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416180440 +0000" stop="20260416182615 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Nerds - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Jim uses his passion for sports to connect with son Kyle. But sports-challenged Kyle identifies more with fellow sci-fi nerd Andy, forcing a reluctant Jim to dress up as a Cyclops at a sci-fi convention in order to win his son back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416182615 +0000" stop="20260416184751 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Hate the High Road - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl forces Jim to donate time to charity. His reluctance turns to elation when he's rewarded with a thousand-dollar check for his efforts. Cheryl insists he return the check, but Jim is itching to buy himself somthing frivolous with the money. And to really test Cheryl's integrity, he spends the money on a pricey designer handbag for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184751 +0000" stop="20260416190936 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamonds are a Ghoul's Best Friend - S08E17</title>
    <desc>It's Cheryl's birthday and Jim decides to buy her a diamond necklace. But in an attempt to save money, he buys the necklace from Andy's unreliable source and soon learns that it was taken off of a dead woman whose ghost now begins to haunt him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190936 +0000" stop="20260416193122 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven Opposed to Hell - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When Jim chokes on a shrimp puff, he dies and arrives at Heaven's gate. With Jim on trial to prove his selfless acts on earth, best friend Andy is summoned to heaven to defend him. As Jim attempts to prove his good works to God, his sister-in-law, Dana, represents the Devil, arguing that Jim's selfishness should mean a certain trip to hell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193122 +0000" stop="20260416195321 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl are the perfect middle class American couple. Happily married, living in a suburban house with two adorable (but loud) little girls and a baby boy, they really can't complain much about life – except for those couple fights that neither one can ever let go, like the time Jim shut the car door on Cheryl. This time the problem is their daughter, whom Cheryl can't leave alone on her first week at kindergarten. Jim says it's because she's a woman and decides to take Ruby himself, but he also can't leave her behind. Things heat up when Cheryl discovers that not only has he been hiding it from her, but he also changed Ruby's school without talking to her. Meanwhile, Jim and Cheryl try to help Andy make up with his girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416195321 +0000" stop="20260416201506 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Nookie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find their romantic getaway to the Bahamas set to work out perfectly, with Dana babysitting the kids. However, at the last minute, Dana is not able to babysit. In the meantime, Andy becomes a little too obsessed with making the perfect treehouse for Grace and Ruby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201506 +0000" stop="20260416203650 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Came Back - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's 15 year-old cat Mr. Feeney dies and she wants Jim to bury it on the backyard, but Jim desperately wants to go to the Bears game. He sticks the cat in the garage freezer, planning on burying it after the game, but Cheryl finds out before he comes home. She is hurt that Jim doesn't listen to her nor care about a cat that has been longer with her than anything in her current life. Jim, feeling guilty, provides a proper funeral for Mr. Feeney and gets her a brand new dog, which she doesn't like very much at first, but starts to accept it later.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203650 +0000" stop="20260416205828 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S01E04</title>
    <desc>On Jim and Cheryl's 10th Anniversary, Jim pays Dana to buy him an anniversary gift to give to Cheryl. However, Dana buys a beautiful and touching charm bracelet, going over the spending limit in the process, and Cheryl finds out that all her anniversary gifts over the past ten years were bought by Dana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205828 +0000" stop="20260416211953 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unruly Spirits - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween, and Cheryl has forbidden Gracie to go trick-or-treating. However, not wanting his daughter to miss out on the fun of the halloween spirit, he sneaks her out anyway. Meanwhile, Andy becomes convinced that he's being stalked by an ex-girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211953 +0000" stop="20260416213929 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush (New Guy) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim sets Dana up with a guy so perfect that even Cheryl falls for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213929 +0000" stop="20260416220113 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl's Old Flame - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find themselves wondering if they've set too many rules for their household when they find themselves arguing over whether to put a TV in the girls' room, making Jim promise Cheryl not to ride his motorcycle, and Ruby then tells Jim that Cheryl has been smoking again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220113 +0000" stop="20260416222258 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Turkey Bowl - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's Thanksgiving and Jim and Andy are going bowling. Cheryl doesn't like the idea very much, so she sends the girls with him. Jim has a perfect game, but just when he was about to bowl his final strike, the power goes off and he is left with either waiting for it to return or giving up being perfect. Cheryl surprises him by bringing the Thanksgiving dinner to the alley so Jim's family and friends can witness his perfect game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222258 +0000" stop="20260416224422 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Girlfriend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Andy has a new girlfriend, and Cheryl wants Jim to treat her nicely because not only is she Andy's first girlfriend sine Carrie, but also Ruby's piano teacher. During dinner, Alicia tells Jim she's a vegetarian, and not only that, but also a Peckers fan – a big insult to Jim. Alicia and Andy break up and get back together, but she keeps turning down invitations to have dinner at Jim and Cheryl's. The reason? She doesn't like being around Cheryl. Jim rubs it on her face until Cheryl confronts Alicia, who reveals it's only because she thinks Cheryl's too perfect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416224422 +0000" stop="20260416230607 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An According to Jiminy Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother is coming to visit them for Christmas and wants to stay at their house. Jim and Cheryl, however, prefer that she stayed at a hotel but don't know how to bring it up without insulting Maggie. After Jim tells Maggie that Cheryl wants her in a hotel, Maggie gives her grandma's pearl necklace to Dana. Cheryl's upset and goes to the airport to ask her mother' forgiveness, where she learns Dana only got the necklace because she doesn't have anyone in her life like Cheryl has Jim. Meanwhile, the girls think Andy is Santa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416230607 +0000" stop="20260416232751 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Word - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl leaves Jim in charge of their kids and some other kids who were there to play with the girls during a Bears game. The next day, one of the kids mom calls Cheryl saying her daughter dame home repeating a swearing she heard from Jim. Cheryl apologizes for him and Jim is insulted that she always automatically takes the other person's side. Cheryl apologizes, and not too later Grace repeats the exact same word. Jim decides to teach her not to repeat it by making her say it non stop until she can't say it again. It works. 5 days later, at Ruby's ballet presentation, she slips, falls and says the word, unmasking Jim's guilt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416232751 +0000" stop="20260416234935 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Model Behavior - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl agree to let Ruby model for a print ad as a one-time thing, but when the photographer calls her a natural, Jim gets Ruby an agent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234935 +0000" stop="20260417001059 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Money - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Cheryl decides to go behind Jim's back and loan Andy $1,000 for a downpayment on a new condo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001059 +0000" stop="20260417003244 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blow-Up - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl has a revealing photo of herself taken as a Valentine gift to Jim, he proudly shows it to all his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003244 +0000" stop="20260417005428 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Racquetball - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl reminds Jim that she beat him at racquetball years ago, he claims he was only letting her win to gain her affections, so Cheryl challenges him to a no-holds-barred re-match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005428 +0000" stop="20260417011612 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After Jim is diagnosed with high blood pressure, Cheryl decides to do everything to help him. She makes him special food, give him backrubs, and keeps asking about his day in order to free him from stress. But Jim doesn't know how to share so much and tells her an old financial problem of the firm. Cheryl stays up all night doing math to figure out a way out of the problem. Jim says she has a disease and is always trying to help people, which Cheryl responds with stop caring about him. In the end, they finally settle their issues when Jim says he loves her and would be a total mess without her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011612 +0000" stop="20260417013730 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date Night - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While out for dinner and a movie, Jim loses a parking spot, and later loses Cheryl when he can't let go of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417013730 +0000" stop="20260417015904 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Boys - S01E18</title>
    <desc>It's Kyle and Andy's birthday, and Andy is feeling a little left out of his own special day. They decide to take him to a restaurant that serves a 4,5 lbs steak, and Jim offers to pay for the check because Cheryl isn't feeling equal to Dana, who's spending a lot of money on their kids. On the table, Dana says she doesn't mind paying the check because she makes more money than Jim, which enfuriates him. He buys a donkey for the girls so they can know he's the one they should go to if they want stuff (in this case, they wanted a poney, but "they'll never know the difference"), and it isn't until the donkey ruins a painting Dana bought for Kyle's room that they talk it out and settle their issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015904 +0000" stop="20260417022028 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Receipt - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When the new DVD player breaks, Jim must find the receipt in order to exchange it. He can't find it anywhere and blames Cheryl of losing it. She says he was the one who lost it, and in order to "win" the fight, Jim buys another DVD player and tells Cheryl he exchanged the broken one. Later, Dana shows up with the receipt, in which Cheryl wrote her a recipe, and Cheryl - after realizing it was her fault after all - burns it. They get into a fight but soon decide to drop the point scoring and just be happy again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022028 +0000" stop="20260417024204 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Jim has a run-in with an old friend from his wild and crazy days who is now a cop. Jim sets out to prove he's not an 'old married guy' by staying out all night and partying. Unfortunately, this has bad consequences for both of them...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024204 +0000" stop="20260417030348 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl's Day Off - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Jim agrees to take the girls for the day while Cheryl and Dana go to a doctor's appointment. At the park, Jim leaves the girls with another mom and goes to the movies... where he's busted by Cheryl. Things go from bad to worse when he tries to retrieve the kids and can't remember who he left them with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030348 +0000" stop="20260417032517 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Surprises - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jim plans a surprise party for Cheryl's birthday, but gets angry and cancels it when Dana spills the beans. To make it up to him, Cheryl plans a party for him... but he's too busy bowling to show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032517 +0000" stop="20260417034703 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Importance of Being Jim - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a digital camera from one of Dana's ex-boyfriends, and it comes with stored pictures of the woman he dumped Dana for. Cheryl thinks it will make Dana feel better if she saw how ugly the new girl is, but Jim simply deletes the pictures because they weren't important enough for him. They start a fight about what's important to each one of them and Cheryl hides his new camera. Jim tries to get back at her, unsuccessfully. When Kyle starts to take his first steps, the camera is nowhere to be found and the moment is lost forever. That's when Cheryl realizes her actions didn't do any good. They make up and agree on paying more attention to what's important to each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034703 +0000" stop="20260417040850 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cars and Chicks - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dana needs to buy a new car and Cheryl offers to go with her, but Jim says chicks are no good buying car by themselves, because they'll get distracted with other less important things like mirrors or cup holders. Offended, Cheryl is determined to prove Jim wrong and actually gets Dana a car for a fair deal, but the car soon breaks down. Jim takes over the situation and goes down the dealership to manly handle the situation. The only thing he wasn't counting on was a very seductive female manager, who convinces Jim to trade in his minivan for a brand new sports car. Cheryl and Dana try to undo the deal, but they have no luck either. Jim and Andy return determined to overcome Gretchen's looks, but Mike Ditka's presence ruins it for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040850 +0000" stop="20260417043039 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Monitor - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants to be friends with the new couple who just moved into the neighborhood. She has to be fast and do it before they talk to anyone else and get scared of them. After lending Janet the baby monitor, Cheryl schedules dinner with the new couple and has a hard time convincing Jim to go. When they get home back from the dinner, Cheryl is thrilled that it all went very well, and they're surprised when the baby monitor picks up Ted and Janet's conversation from their bedroom. The entire family gets addicted to eavesdropping on the couple, and Jim accidentally slips Ted's nickname for his penis. The new couple is outraged, and it takes Jim to make up a story about a homosexual experience he had in college to even the score and not lose their new friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043039 +0000" stop="20260417045227 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pizza Boy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045227 +0000" stop="20260417051414 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Closet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Cheryl not to intrude his space in the bathroom sink and in their closet, claiming she takes up too much space, and worse, HIS space. Cheryl tries to do something about by getting rid of some of her stuff, but Dana tells her it's time for women everywhere to show men they also have a need for space. Therefore, instead of doing what Jim asked her to, Cheryl buys even more clothes to jam up the closet. As a revenge, Jim decides to decorate their room in his own way. That starts a feud between them, until Jim falls down from the attic on their bed, breaking through the ceiling. He tells Cheryl that he needs his own space, and not because her stuff annoys him, but because he has the need to feel safe from the world sometimes. They settle their feud and agree on respecting each other's spaces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417051414 +0000" stop="20260417053431 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punch &amp; Ruby - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim is taking the girls to their first Bears football game, and Cheryl asks him to be a good role model and try his best not to swear in front of them. At the game, Jim picks a fight with a Packers fan who was swearing in front of the girls, and the entire fight is televised, with Jim getting the nickname of "Packers Smacker". He finds glory with such nickname, but Cheryl doesn't like it at all. It only hits Jim the effects his actions might have on his children when Ruby hits Gracie in the nose. Jim has to have a talk with Ruby and hear Cheryl says that the next time he finds himself in a situation like on the football game, that he should just think what she would do and do it. But Jim finds redemption when Gracie refuses to eat sundae fudge because she thinks her butt's too big – something Cheryl was saying around the house not too long ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053431 +0000" stop="20260417055617 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dana gets selected to be on the reality show The Bachelor. At first she's sure her personality alone will be enough to entertain the guy, but Jim gives her advice on how to behave and what to say to the guy. Dana thinks he's full of crap, but after her date goes bad she tries Jim's recipe and scores a second date. She arranges with Cheryl to bring the bachelor over to their house for dinner, and Cheryl couldn't be more thrilled to be on national television with a remodeled house. Jim is also very proud that Dana only got so far thanks to him, but the situation quickly takes an unexpected turn when Jim accidentally overhears the bachelor saying Dana will be easy to bring to bed and then he'll dump her. Now he goes out of his way to save Dana and ends up scaring the guy away with stories about Dana being a psycho. Later he explains to her his behavior and says she'll meet someone who's good enough for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055617 +0000" stop="20260417061804 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Disfigure - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cheryl drags Jim down to the church for the new reverend's mess, which is supposed to be "the next best thing". Jim sees some familiarity on him, and remembers he was the kid he played dodge-ball with back when they were kids. Jim also remembers that he threw the ball so hard at the guy he got a fat lip (and a funny nickname) for weeks (the nickname lasted for years). When Cheryl invites the reverend over for dinner, Jim freaks out, hoping he won't remember a thing. But Jim's hopes go down the drain when the reverend confronts him and later quits the church, giving his inability to forgive Jim as a reason. Feeling guilty, Jim apologizes and even takes on Gracie and Ruby's advice on offering Reverend Pierson a chance to throw a dodge-ball back at him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061804 +0000" stop="20260417063951 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving Confidential - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is thrilled when she is offered to be in charge of the set of the girls's Thanksgiving school play. She asks Jim to help her, and he's complaining they don't spend any time together because there's always someone around them. When they finally get alone on the set, they decide to be a little wild and do it behind the Plymouth rock. Unfortunately, Andy and the PTA president walk in on them. They promise to keep it quiet, but Jim and his big mouth brag about it with a divorced father who criticized married life. When Jim and Cheryl's sexual adventures are spread around the PTA board, Cheryl is fired from her set duties, and Jim, feeling guilty about it, stays up all night to finish the job for Cheryl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063951 +0000" stop="20260417070138 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christmas Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim's feud with a neighbor may also prompt one with Cheryl, who preaches peace so they'll be invited to the neighbors' Christmas party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070138 +0000" stop="20260417072325 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brother-in-Law - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Eddie, a country musician who's dating Dana, comes between Jim and his brother-in-law Andy. After hearing Jim and Andy's band practice, Eddie invites them to perform with him at the House of Blues. The catch: Eddie plays keyboards instead of Andy. An excited Jim accepts anyway and hopes to keep the gig a secret from Andy, who, of course, finds out. Encouraged by his sisters, the left-out architect decides to even the score by exploring new business horizons-without his contractor-partner Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417072325 +0000" stop="20260417074513 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moral Dilemma - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of a billing error on his credit card by using the windfall to treat Cheryl to an expensive romantic weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417074513 +0000" stop="20260417080650 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Love Somebody (1) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's old friend Danny visits him, and brings his partner in crime, Laraine, with him. Cheryl and Dana offer to help Laraine pick out a dress for the police ball, and after realizing she has feelings for Danny, Cheryl convinces Jim to talk to Danny about asking her to the ball. Cheryl reveals to Jim that if it wasn't for Danny, they might never have gotten together, as they remember the time they met at a bar back in the 80's. But when Danny finally has the guts to talk to Laraine, he finds out that Andy already asked her out. Dana asks why can't she be Danny's date, since she made out with Cheryl's boyfriend the night she met Jim just so he would get out of the way. They all try to convince Andy to step aside what could be true love, but Andy reminds them of how he pretended to have a heart attack just so Jim would get rid of his girlfriend the night he met Cheryl. Finally, Andy agrees to help Danny and Laraine, as Jim and Cheryl conclude that despite all the help they got they still would have met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075314 +0000" stop="20260415081554 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081554 +0000" stop="20260415083823 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415083823 +0000" stop="20260415090050 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090050 +0000" stop="20260415092345 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092345 +0000" stop="20260415094605 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415094605 +0000" stop="20260415100833 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100833 +0000" stop="20260415103055 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103055 +0000" stop="20260415105317 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105317 +0000" stop="20260415111610 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111610 +0000" stop="20260415113910 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113910 +0000" stop="20260415120153 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120153 +0000" stop="20260415122415 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122415 +0000" stop="20260415124634 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124634 +0000" stop="20260415130855 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130855 +0000" stop="20260415133056 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133056 +0000" stop="20260415135311 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135311 +0000" stop="20260415141530 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141530 +0000" stop="20260415143751 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143751 +0000" stop="20260415150004 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150004 +0000" stop="20260415152212 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152212 +0000" stop="20260415154433 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154433 +0000" stop="20260415160638 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415160638 +0000" stop="20260415162847 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162847 +0000" stop="20260415165053 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415165053 +0000" stop="20260415171308 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171308 +0000" stop="20260415173535 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173535 +0000" stop="20260415175745 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175745 +0000" stop="20260415181956 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181956 +0000" stop="20260415184150 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184150 +0000" stop="20260415190412 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190412 +0000" stop="20260415192629 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192629 +0000" stop="20260415194736 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194736 +0000" stop="20260415200934 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200934 +0000" stop="20260415203157 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415203157 +0000" stop="20260415205359 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205359 +0000" stop="20260415211104 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415211104 +0000" stop="20260415212833 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212833 +0000" stop="20260415214536 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214536 +0000" stop="20260415220235 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415220235 +0000" stop="20260415221935 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221935 +0000" stop="20260415224210 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224210 +0000" stop="20260415230428 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415230428 +0000" stop="20260415232649 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232649 +0000" stop="20260415234910 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234910 +0000" stop="20260416001132 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001132 +0000" stop="20260416003353 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003353 +0000" stop="20260416005612 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005612 +0000" stop="20260416011835 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416011835 +0000" stop="20260416014058 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014058 +0000" stop="20260416020321 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020321 +0000" stop="20260416022544 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416022544 +0000" stop="20260416024827 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024827 +0000" stop="20260416031123 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031123 +0000" stop="20260416033401 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033401 +0000" stop="20260416035637 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416035637 +0000" stop="20260416041904 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041904 +0000" stop="20260416044139 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044139 +0000" stop="20260416050419 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050419 +0000" stop="20260416052642 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052642 +0000" stop="20260416054911 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054911 +0000" stop="20260416061149 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061149 +0000" stop="20260416063428 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063428 +0000" stop="20260416065657 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065657 +0000" stop="20260416071924 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071924 +0000" stop="20260416074219 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074219 +0000" stop="20260416080439 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080439 +0000" stop="20260416082707 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082707 +0000" stop="20260416084929 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084929 +0000" stop="20260416091151 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091151 +0000" stop="20260416093444 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093444 +0000" stop="20260416095744 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095744 +0000" stop="20260416102027 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102027 +0000" stop="20260416104249 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104249 +0000" stop="20260416110509 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110509 +0000" stop="20260416112729 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112729 +0000" stop="20260416114930 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114930 +0000" stop="20260416121146 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121146 +0000" stop="20260416123404 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123404 +0000" stop="20260416125625 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416125625 +0000" stop="20260416131838 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131838 +0000" stop="20260416134047 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134047 +0000" stop="20260416140308 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140308 +0000" stop="20260416142512 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416142512 +0000" stop="20260416144722 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144722 +0000" stop="20260416150928 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416150928 +0000" stop="20260416153143 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416153143 +0000" stop="20260416155409 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155409 +0000" stop="20260416161620 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161620 +0000" stop="20260416163831 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163831 +0000" stop="20260416170024 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170024 +0000" stop="20260416172247 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172247 +0000" stop="20260416174503 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416174503 +0000" stop="20260416180611 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416180611 +0000" stop="20260416182809 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182809 +0000" stop="20260416185031 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416185031 +0000" stop="20260416191233 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191233 +0000" stop="20260416192938 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192938 +0000" stop="20260416194707 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416194707 +0000" stop="20260416200411 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200411 +0000" stop="20260416202109 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202109 +0000" stop="20260416203809 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203809 +0000" stop="20260416210045 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210045 +0000" stop="20260416212302 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416212302 +0000" stop="20260416214524 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214524 +0000" stop="20260416220744 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220744 +0000" stop="20260416223006 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223006 +0000" stop="20260416225227 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225227 +0000" stop="20260416231446 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231446 +0000" stop="20260416233710 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233710 +0000" stop="20260416235932 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235932 +0000" stop="20260417002155 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002155 +0000" stop="20260417004419 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417004419 +0000" stop="20260417010702 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010702 +0000" stop="20260417012957 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012957 +0000" stop="20260417015236 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015236 +0000" stop="20260417021511 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021511 +0000" stop="20260417023739 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023739 +0000" stop="20260417030014 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030014 +0000" stop="20260417032254 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032254 +0000" stop="20260417034516 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034516 +0000" stop="20260417040746 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040746 +0000" stop="20260417043023 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043023 +0000" stop="20260417045302 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045302 +0000" stop="20260417051531 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417051531 +0000" stop="20260417053759 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053759 +0000" stop="20260417060054 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417060054 +0000" stop="20260417062314 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062314 +0000" stop="20260417064542 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064542 +0000" stop="20260417070804 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070804 +0000" stop="20260417073026 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073026 +0000" stop="20260417075319 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075319 +0000" stop="20260417081619 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074427 +0000" stop="20260415081008 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081008 +0000" stop="20260415083545 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415083545 +0000" stop="20260415090130 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090130 +0000" stop="20260415092716 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092716 +0000" stop="20260415095313 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095313 +0000" stop="20260415101854 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101854 +0000" stop="20260415104433 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104433 +0000" stop="20260415111012 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111012 +0000" stop="20260415113553 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113553 +0000" stop="20260415120141 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120141 +0000" stop="20260415122724 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415151058 +0000" stop="20260415152651 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417072722 +0000" stop="20260417075301 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415131029 +0000" stop="20260415133131 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141327 +0000" stop="20260415143430 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415151635 +0000" stop="20260415153737 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415160210 +0000" stop="20260415162642 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162642 +0000" stop="20260415165118 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415165118 +0000" stop="20260415171541 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171541 +0000" stop="20260415174013 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415174013 +0000" stop="20260415180445 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415180445 +0000" stop="20260415182917 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415203200 +0000" stop="20260415205632 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205632 +0000" stop="20260415212105 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223440 +0000" stop="20260415225912 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225912 +0000" stop="20260415232345 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232345 +0000" stop="20260415234817 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234817 +0000" stop="20260416001250 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001250 +0000" stop="20260416003723 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003723 +0000" stop="20260416010155 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010155 +0000" stop="20260416012628 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012628 +0000" stop="20260416015059 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015059 +0000" stop="20260416021533 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416021533 +0000" stop="20260416024005 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024005 +0000" stop="20260416030437 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030437 +0000" stop="20260416032910 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416032910 +0000" stop="20260416035342 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416035342 +0000" stop="20260416041812 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041812 +0000" stop="20260416044242 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044242 +0000" stop="20260416050712 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050712 +0000" stop="20260416053141 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053141 +0000" stop="20260416055611 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055611 +0000" stop="20260416062042 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416062042 +0000" stop="20260416064512 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416064512 +0000" stop="20260416070942 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070942 +0000" stop="20260416073413 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073413 +0000" stop="20260416075842 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075842 +0000" stop="20260416082312 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082312 +0000" stop="20260416084744 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084744 +0000" stop="20260416091216 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091216 +0000" stop="20260416093647 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093647 +0000" stop="20260416100116 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416100116 +0000" stop="20260416102546 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102546 +0000" stop="20260416104646 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104646 +0000" stop="20260416110703 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110703 +0000" stop="20260416112734 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112734 +0000" stop="20260416114821 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114821 +0000" stop="20260416120906 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416120906 +0000" stop="20260416123006 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123006 +0000" stop="20260416125057 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416125057 +0000" stop="20260416131153 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131153 +0000" stop="20260416133256 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133256 +0000" stop="20260416135334 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135334 +0000" stop="20260416141437 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141437 +0000" stop="20260416143539 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416143539 +0000" stop="20260416145639 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416145639 +0000" stop="20260416151735 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151735 +0000" stop="20260416153838 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416153838 +0000" stop="20260416155941 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155941 +0000" stop="20260416162043 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162043 +0000" stop="20260416164145 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164145 +0000" stop="20260416170618 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170618 +0000" stop="20260416173050 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173050 +0000" stop="20260416175526 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175526 +0000" stop="20260416181949 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181949 +0000" stop="20260416184421 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184421 +0000" stop="20260416190853 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190853 +0000" stop="20260416193325 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193325 +0000" stop="20260416195758 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195758 +0000" stop="20260416202230 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202230 +0000" stop="20260416204703 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204703 +0000" stop="20260416211135 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211135 +0000" stop="20260416213608 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213608 +0000" stop="20260416220040 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220040 +0000" stop="20260416222513 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222513 +0000" stop="20260416224946 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416224946 +0000" stop="20260416231418 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231418 +0000" stop="20260416233848 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233848 +0000" stop="20260417000321 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417000321 +0000" stop="20260417002753 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002753 +0000" stop="20260417005226 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005226 +0000" stop="20260417011658 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011658 +0000" stop="20260417014131 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014131 +0000" stop="20260417020603 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020603 +0000" stop="20260417023036 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023036 +0000" stop="20260417025507 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417025507 +0000" stop="20260417031941 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031941 +0000" stop="20260417034413 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034413 +0000" stop="20260417040845 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040845 +0000" stop="20260417043318 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043318 +0000" stop="20260417045750 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045750 +0000" stop="20260417052220 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052220 +0000" stop="20260417054650 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054650 +0000" stop="20260417061120 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061120 +0000" stop="20260417063549 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063549 +0000" stop="20260417070019 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070019 +0000" stop="20260417072450 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417072450 +0000" stop="20260417074921 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417074921 +0000" stop="20260417081350 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075549 +0000" stop="20260415082109 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sniper (1) (concl on The D.A., 8 Oct 71) aka The Radical - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The radical Robin Saydo is on the loose, tied in to a number of bombings. Reed spots him and Saydo is arrested by D.A. Paul Ryan. Other calls include an abandoned police cruiser which turned out to be a lone policeman on a foot pursuit capturing a drug suspect, and retired security officer Fred Tibbles assists the officers in breaking up a truck theft ring which took the trucks but not the merchandise within them.

NOTE: This episode is a crossover with short-run series "The D.A.," which concludes the storyline started by this episode in "The People vs. Saydo."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415082109 +0000" stop="20260415084627 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Search - S04E05</title>
    <desc>1-Adam-12 is back after routine maintenance, but the radio is having problems communicating with Central. During a robbery involving two suspects, Reed captures one while Malloy takes off in pursuit of the other one through a park, but Malloy loses control of the car and it rolls into an embankment, hidden from the road, and the officer suffers internal injuries and a broken leg. All available units are called in to search for Malloy, who has to watch helplessly while a murder suspect comes out and take his shotgun (which Malloy was using for a splint) and sidearm, and rips out the radio mike only leaving the wires. Malloy uses the wires to send signal for help, which Reed picks up and rescues his partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084627 +0000" stop="20260415091147 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ferret - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A man named "The Ferret" is damaging a manufacturing plant due to their poor record on ecology, and escapes Reed easily on foot pursuit. A reporter catches Reed in an unflattering light after the escape, and plasters him over the front page. Reed is redeemed when he catches the Ferret when he returns later to the same plant and dumps a bucket of waste in the lobby. Other calls include a man whose pregnant wife fell into a coma after eating mud given to her by a voodoo priest, resulting in her baby boy being stillborn (when the officers confront the priest, he puts a mojo hex on Reed), and an elderly lady pulled over for a traffic violation who thinks the policemen are gas station attendants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091147 +0000" stop="20260415093712 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truant - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Truancy is on the rise in the district and Reed has a plan to pick up truants on the street, which was approved after a garage break-in by two truants. Results show a drop in crimes committed by truants, in one case two truants were stopped by the police and were implicated in a burglary, and one of the two truants involved in the garage break-in is brought in on another incident. Other incidents include arresting two heroin smugglers who hid the stash in their car's gas tank, which leaked some of the contraband after the car stalled, and stop car thieves from stripping the parts to build a dune buggy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093712 +0000" stop="20260415100235 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ambush - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are assigned to transport a prisoner from Malibu to Los Angeles for outstanding traffic warrants. The prisoner is also a witness in a mob murder and a hit has been ordered on him. En route to LA, the cruiser is ambushed, a tire is shot out and they are out of radio range in an isolated area. Reed is captured by hit men attempting to get assistance, but Malloy and the prisoner steal the hit men's car to get to a phone and LAPD sends the police helicopter to search for Reed, who ends up overpowering and capturing the hit men.

NOTE: This is the episode of Adam-12 seen on the television in the "Emergency!" Season 1 episode "Hang-up"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100235 +0000" stop="20260415102751 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Sgt. MacDonald's anniversary is coming up and the officers have limited funds to spend on a gift, which is a bottle of champagne, but when the officers pick it up, the owner of the liquor store was shot in an attempted robbery. Malloy and Reed later find the robber dead in a park from a gunshot wound inflicted by the owner. Other incidents include a paralyzed ex-wrestler tearing up a bar, a man driving suspiciously turns out to be the proud owner of several traffic tickets in a 24 hour period, a used car dealer trying to take advantage of a Mexican customer who speaks little English, and two camper thieves pushing a truck with a camper that is too small for the truck bed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102751 +0000" stop="20260415105315 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Watch - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Over the course of their shift, Malloy and Reed deal with a racist gas station owner who is tired of being the victim of repeated robberies, a hitchhiker who extorts money from drivers she leaves in embarrassing situations, a drunk who's seeing pink elephants, and get caught up in a shootout in a junkyard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105315 +0000" stop="20260415111838 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assassination - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A phony prowler call results in shots being fired at Malloy and Reed. Shots ring out again when the officers head to the airport to transport a blood donor. The suspect is a known check bouncer, and Reed's wife gets a disturbing phone call. Later Reed heads home and meets an acquaintance who just happens to be driving the same car as the shooting suspect. Other cases include a suicidal man who tries to incinerate himself with gasoline, and a wino who is nearly shot by a hyped-up Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111838 +0000" stop="20260415114355 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dinosaur - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Officer Art McCall returns from eight years on disability and rides with Malloy and Reed to see how much has changed in law enforcement. McCall soon learns exactly how much has changed when he tries illegal techniques to help a young woman with her ex-con husband, fails to Mirandize a boy after arresting him for robbery, and screws up an arrest of a gun-carrying man who later plants a bomb in his ex-wife's car, which requires Malloy to dress down the veteran officer on his use of antiquated (and illegal) police procedures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415114355 +0000" stop="20260415120920 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick-Up - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed find a girl who was raped and left for dead in the hills but was actually alive and identified her attacker's car as a red Porsche. Malloy spots the suspect car picking up another girl and gives chase, only to have the suspect dump the girl on the street and the officer loses the car. Later the girl's mother finds drugs in the laundry and determine she was selling and the "rapist" was her supplier, while the real rapist is caught when he checked out of the hospital after being hit by his victim's heavy purse. Also, the officers handle a robbery at a construction yard foiled by police scouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120920 +0000" stop="20260415123446 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizens All - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Cases include a woman whose purse was robbed after two men bumped her car while on the road, then are captured along with the loot when a citizen complains about loud noise coming from their lair. A broken-down car leads to a meeting between the car's owner and a counterfeiter, and a fight in a fast-food restaurant results in an arrest of one of the combatants on outstanding warrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415123446 +0000" stop="20260415130012 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Princess and the Pig - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A disturbance call leads the officers to a nightclub where a singer named Kathy is strung out on drugs, and clings to Reed on the way to the hospital, telling him someone is trying to kill her and give her drugs. Narcotic detectives decide to assign Reed undercover as an AWOL soldier with a large stash of heroin to sell. Reed makes a deal, but Kathy blows his cover, and Malloy saves his partner from being killed and helps bring down the dealers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130012 +0000" stop="20260415132531 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tip - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed deal with a woman who thinks she has a rattlesnake in her luggage, an out-of-town traffic violator, and a bar brawl, all while tackling armored truck robbers whose attacks have been predicted in advance by an informant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132531 +0000" stop="20260415135054 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parole Violator - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy doesn't believe that the best player on the rec-league basketball team he coaches is back on drugs, even in the face of evidence that suggests otherwise. Meanwhile on their beat, Malloy and Reed must find a hit-and-run driver who struck a child and pull over a traffic violator whose passenger is belligerent (and wanted).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135054 +0000" stop="20260415141619 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adoption - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate when a college football locker room is ransacked, and uncover systematic use of performance-enhancing drugs. They also investigate parents who dispute their maid's report that their baby is missing, arrest a prowler who is suspiciously allowed into a home by his female accuser, and get involved in a high-speed chase that resulted from a domestic disturbance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141619 +0000" stop="20260415144143 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Hong Loves Tommy Chen - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A young girl from Chinatown is ordered by her father to withhold information from Malloy and Reed regarding her boyfriend, an undercover cop left in a coma after investigating a potential attack on a Chinese elders' association. Meanwhile, the officers also encounter a middle-aged marijuana user and a cross-dressing criminal who leads them to a counterfeit money ring while trying to pay his lawyer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415144143 +0000" stop="20260415150706 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sub-Station - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are temporarily assigned to a police sub-station at LAX. While there, they deal with a hostage situation between a flight attendant and a man desperate for the attention of a television producer, go undercover to intercept a drug shipment from Toledo, Ohio, and prevent a rape suspect from escaping on an outbound flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150706 +0000" stop="20260415153227 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back-Up One L-20 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy tries to prove Sgt. MacDonald's innocence when he accidentally hits and kills a jaywalker while driving his police cruiser. Every witness on the sidewalk claims she was in the crosswalk, and the burglary suspect MacDonald is transporting is unmotivated to testify on his behalf. The truth proves to be far more complicated than the officers realized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153227 +0000" stop="20260415155750 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Won? - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed work to curtail the rise in illegal street racing by working with the leaders of rival racing clubs and obtaining the legitimate use of a drag strip through a race promoter. Their work is threatened, along with an anticipated race between Reed and Officer Wells, when one of the racers resorts to sabotage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155750 +0000" stop="20260415162311 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyewitness - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are searching for a missing six-year-old boy and they believe a elderly witness' inaccurate account may actually be for a different crime. They also respond to a suspicious dog complaint, a domestic dispute over a husband's desire to watch football, a college prank, and search a train station with a police helicopter for fleeing robbery suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162311 +0000" stop="20260415164832 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wednesday Warrior - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reed is worried when his friend, an electrical engineer, is made a reserve police officer and ends up being partnered with Officer Wells. Malloy and Reed have to contend with illegal campers, a couple driving a stolen car, and help Wells and his new partner chase down a heavily-armed bank robber who forces innocent people to participate in his crimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164832 +0000" stop="20260415171308 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirt Duel - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A series of purse snatchings involving motorcyclists is causing problems with the police, as they cannot follow them down the off-road trails they take. Reed holds a community meeting with the various motorcycle clubs (one of which is suspected in the snatchings), but one of the club leaders challenges Malloy to a race on one of the off-trails. Reed teaches Malloy the secrets of off-road cycling, however Malloy loses the race but gains the respect of the club's leader, who helps them apprehend the suspects by blocking their escape route after another crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171308 +0000" stop="20260415173739 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Late Baby - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy goes on a date with Officer Wells' niece, and Malloy learns just how over-protective her uncle is. Patrol calls include a prowler in a heavily wooded neighborhood, a flower vendor with a stack of unpaid tickets, check on a suspicious gardener, and a high-speed pursuit with a green Corvette leads to an unexpected ending.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173739 +0000" stop="20260415180211 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airdrop - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are patrolling the countryside around Los Angeles (and finishing up a call on a drunk driver) when a girl on horseback alerts them to a small plane that landed in a secluded area. When the officers investigate, a Jeep is seen leaving the area and the pilot has an excuse for his landing there. Malloy and Reed find out from Detectives and DEA agent Edwards that a Mexican smuggling ring is behind the landings, with the pilot instructed to "play dumb" if caught. The officers find the pilot and trace the Jeep's location, whereupon the detectives and DEA bring down the entire smuggling operation after tracking the Jeep to the landing area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415180211 +0000" stop="20260415182641 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Found - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy rush 8-year old Jimmy to Rampart Emergency Hospital with an as yet undiagnosed illness. Upon arrival, the immediate conclusion, and diagnosis are the same: Diabetes.

Scared of the hospital, Jimmy runs off, and it's up to Reed and Malloy to find him before he goes into a diabetic coma. They follow the only lead they have, to the one happy place he was before the attack began, at the pet store, to buy a puppy.

Elsewhere, Malloy's new girlfriend Cathy mans a hospital telephone hotline which is about to go under due to lack of funds. One call has her worried, that from Sherry, a 15-year old junkie threatening suicide to escape her troubled life. Sherry won't discloes where she is while she takes some "reds," supplied by her similary junike mother.

Malloy and Reed need to find her fast, before she OD's.

NOTE: This episode is a crossover with "Emergency!", featuring Doctor Bracket and Nurse McCall but also featuring cameos of Dr. Early and Firemen Gage and DeSoto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182641 +0000" stop="20260415185116 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Wheels - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The officers undergo their driver refresher courses to hone their pursuit and driving skills, but a rash of car strippers brings about a new approach suggested by Officer Wells: going undercover as paperboys riding bicycles to find the thieves. Hilarity ensues; Wells wrecks his bicycle that belonged to a young girl, Malloy deals with an irate newspaper customer, and Reed and Malloy pull over a VW Microbus on a traffic violation where the driver's parrot chanted "Down with Pigs!", but the tactics work and the officers break up the car stripping ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185116 +0000" stop="20260415191547 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Badge Heavy - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Officer Charlie Burnside pulls a prank on Officer Albert Porter, a friend of Reed's, who does not take the joke, and Porter lets Reed know that he feels Burnside is being a little "badge heavy" (rough) on his suspects. After dealing with an inept would-be robber whose car won't start, Malloy and Reed are handling backup on a call when Reed observes Burnside choke a suspect. Reed reports it but nothing is done by the Captain because the victim wouldn't admit Burnside was the aggressor. Burnside turns cocky on Reed saying he has "an ace in the hole" and that Reed was mad about the prank he pulled on Porter. During a foot pursuit of two robbers, Burnside got to one of them and this results in charges brought against the officer, who confronts Reed but this time the other officers back Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415191547 +0000" stop="20260415194018 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Nobody - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A hotel janitor (and wino) named Harry witnesses a murder in a hotel room, but refuses to talk until Reed shows him compassion and respect, both of which are lacking from his family and friends, but his testimony is clouded by his alcoholic past. Malloy relives his childhood by telling the story of his chaperoning a junior high dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415194018 +0000" stop="20260415200449 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Surprise - S05E08</title>
    <desc>It's Malloy's birthday and he makes it known to Reed, "no surprise parties". Sgt. MacDonald warns the officers about a rash of robberies using milk crates to break store windows. During a routine traffic stop, Reed notices a milk crate in the back of a car and surreptitiously marks it for identification later, and the thief is apprehended later using the same milk crate. Other calls include backing up a jewelry store robbery when the officers pull over for DUI the owner of said store, an embarrassed male purse snatching victim inside a negligee shop, a phony gas station worker at a closed gas station, a shootout in the police garage resulting from a drunk suspect officers failed to handcuff, and Officer Wells captures a B&amp;E suspect based on a hunch by Malloy, who despite Reed's denials, continues to suspect a party is afoot until Reed gives his partner a present: a leather purse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415200449 +0000" stop="20260415202920 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vendetta - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A World War II survivor (and bar owner) sets an ambush for an unidentified intruder when Malloy and Reed intervene. R&amp;I determines the owner is clean and emigrated to the US 17 years earlier from Eastern Europe. The officers speak with a local priest who knows the owner, who complains to Sgt. MacDonald about what he feels is the officers' interference. Later shots are fired at the bar and an intruder is unconscious with no one else in the bar. Malloy and Reed find the owner with the priest, who informs them that the intruder is a former Nazi soldier and did not want to surrender.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415202920 +0000" stop="20260415205348 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaser - S05E10</title>
    <desc>An out-of-state armed private investigator is inside a bar, Malloy and Reed arrive and determine the PI is legally allowed to carry but takes him to his car to stow the gun, and find he is in town looking for a bail jumper. Later the PI is in the middle of an altercation with two black men, one of which is seriously injured. The PI claims the men tried to rob him, later the men tell a different story, and Sgt. MacDonald orders the PI arrested. The PI is found after catching (and roughing up) the bail jumper, and is arrested. Other calls include an elderly man wanting a group of cars driven by hippies ticketed for illegal parking, and a woman who demands the officers ticket her husband's car because he refuses to replace the balding tires on it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415205348 +0000" stop="20260415211822 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Spell - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed have to wear their long-sleeved uniforms despite a hot forecast, then later found out they could have changed to short sleeves but missed the radio notification. The officers receive a tip about a bicycle pump that contains drugs, later the find a woman experiencing withdrawal symptoms, and they find the supplier and the pump. Other cases include a man complaining about his grass being trampled during his yard sale, only to find he was selling stolen property from another man who gave him the items from his job as a repo man. After arresting the repo man, they get a tip on a murder suspect which leads to the suspect's arrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415211822 +0000" stop="20260415214253 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gifts and Long Letters - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to a hotel to stop a suicide attempt, which they do and the woman leaves a note for another patron of the hotel, a parolee with ties to organized crime who refuses to speak with the woman because he thinks someone from the mob is after him. Later the officers are called back to the hotel because the manager wants the parolee evicted because he's up typing until the wee hours of the morning, then another call to the hotel results in a shootout between the officers and the parolee, who was having delusions the mob was after him. In another case, the officers offer assistance to a man whose car needed a tire change and the man declined; the officers receive a radio report of a robbery which involved the same man and car. Detectives later apprehend the man; Malloy and Reed verify the suspect's identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214253 +0000" stop="20260415220723 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O'Brien's Stand - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy's fiesty landlady, Mrs. O'Brien, has her purse stolen and refuses to leave the station until her case is settled. O'Brien resorts to other means, including hounding detectives and setting up a picket line to vent her frustrations. Malloy determines that there may be a connection between O'Brien's theft and a string of purse snatchings involving Social Security checks, and suggests using a decoy to put an end to the heists, which works and the ring is brought down. Another incident involved two men arousing suspicion for their erratic behavior; in the ensuing pursuit the men are arrested and heroin is found in their car; later a call to a home where a man killed his son with a shovel, during the murder investigation they find candy wrappers and tire tracks that link with the two men arrested earlier.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415220723 +0000" stop="20260415223152 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clear with a Civilian (1) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Reed spreads his flu to several other officers, leaving the station undermanned. Reed has a shootout with a rifle-toting man and finds he is wanted for bookmaking. Malloy has an argument with a storekeeper and a customer of the quality of merchandise while Reed writes a speeding ticket, later the officers catch a man on a rooftop of a store after Reed noticed flashing lights there, later another suspect gets away from a foot pursuit with Reed. Due to the understaffing situation, Malloy and Reed are asked to do double shifts, and Malloy tickets a woman for failing to stop at a stop sign, later when Sgt. MacDonald asks the officers to escort the police commissioner they get a surprise--it's the woman Malloy stopped earlier for running a stop sign!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223152 +0000" stop="20260415225623 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clear with a Civilian (2) - S05E15</title>
    <desc>While on second shift, Malloy and Reed take Police Commissioner Dixon on a ride-along. They encounter a bar owner who locked a naked, elderly man inside, a fight with a knife-wielding man and another man with a gun, and a missing 17-year-old deaf boy with mental instabilities, which Reed recognizes as the boy that escaped his foot pursuit earlier. The officers and Commissioner Dixon observe the boy in a car running from another police unit, and they join in to alert the pursuing unit to the boy's condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225623 +0000" stop="20260415232058 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen's Arrest - 484 - S05E16</title>
    <desc>A woman is arrested for shoplifting, on the way to the station she stops at a car and picks up her baby, then escapes from custody during a disruption at the station, later another call regarding a stolen baby involves their missing shoplifter, which leads to a disturbance call at an apartment complex during which they re-capture the shoplifter, and the apartment manager claims the woman's husband stole his car, and the woman claims the manager made an extortion call demanding $2000 for the baby. The officers pursue, then catch the man at a rail yard. Another call resulted in a brief hostage situation between Reed and the suspected B&amp;E of a warehouse; Reed manages to trick his way out and capture the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232058 +0000" stop="20260415234531 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are given a different police car which has 300 miles to go until retirement, and also inherit the problems--the car suddenly surges power, the glove compartment door constantly drops on Reed's knees, the water hose breaks while they are sneaking up on a prowler suspect who it turns out used to live there, a busted taillight prevents them from writing a ticket to a citizen whose car had the same problem, the distributor cap fails when trying to respond to another call, and finally, after capturing a suspect in a pursuit, the car's emergency brake fails and the unmanned car runs into a tree. Another call regarding warehouse activity (for the first time in eight years) results in the capture of a some burglary suspects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415234531 +0000" stop="20260416001003 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Ground - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a car on a routine traffic stop and are taken hostage by two robbers escaping from their heist. The officers have to use all their skills to escape the situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001003 +0000" stop="20260416003436 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Watch - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Reed spends a Saturday night talking about buying a used car, during the watch the officers handle a possible DUI but the driver passes the field sobriety tests, a shooting during which a man kills his recently paroled son-in-law, a car stripper, trick a man into revealing his name after pulling him over for speeding and finding the car has over $900 of unpaid tickets, and two beatings at motels.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416003436 +0000" stop="20260416005907 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspended - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Reed spends an evening on the firing range, then stops by a all-night grocery store. When Reed leaves, a man approaches him as if he knew him, then points out another man in a green Beetle holding a gun on the officer. Reed drops his groceries, pushes the man, jumps and fires at the man in the Beetle, hitting the car, but the man in the Beetle shot and hit his accomplice. The grocer swears he only heard one shot, and the accomplice gave a dying declaration that Reed was trigger-happy and shot him. Reed (as per standard procedure) is assigned desk duty until the Review Board completed its findings, but the accomplice's death makes it look more and more like Reed could face a murder charge until Malloy (along with his by-the-book replacement partner) locates the green Beetle after going through numerous DMV checks, and locates the other man, exonerating Reed with both the courts and the department, who cleared him in the shooting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005907 +0000" stop="20260416012338 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fool and His Money - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy wins $10,000 in a women's shampoo naming contest and intends to buy a boat despite the rest of the squad suggesting he invest it, avalanches of mail offers, etc. Calls include an elderly male tenant complaining that a new elderly female tenant's Irish music is too loud, and the officers leave them together to "work it out", then a sniper wreaks havoc until he is shot trying to escape in a car, a reported theft turned out to be a broke man whose three wives stripped the expensive house he was in clean except for the stolen items, and a wino is killed by another wino for his new tennis shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012338 +0000" stop="20260416014810 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy of a 415 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The officers spot a runaway young boy hiding in the woods and prepare to take him home. En route, they get a 415 (disturbance) call from the boy's address and find his mother and step-father quiet, and are warned by the officers. They return a second time with the couple throwing things at each other and is broken up. Officer Woods lets Malloy and Reed know he has tangled with them before. A third call to the same address forces the officers to send the husband to his sister's house, but he returns to the apartment and when he does, shots ring out just as the officers arrive for the fourth time. Other incidents include a man waiting for his wife encounters a girl who jumps into his cars offering him drugs and a man trying to break into his truck after his dog locked him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014810 +0000" stop="20260416021241 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Tabs - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a speeding car full of teenagers, including Sgt. MacDonald's son, and Malloy finds himself in the middle between father and son on how to handle it. Other calls include a burglar who tries to run up the fire escape unsuccessfully, complaints about a woman feeding ducks interrupting two men and a chess game; Malloy suggests she join them when she comments that they are poor chess players, two boyfriends fight at knifepoint over a woman, who leaves with a third man after the two combatants are arrested, and Reed has to save a drunk (played by Pat Buttram) who is trying to direct traffic at a busy intersection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416021241 +0000" stop="20260416023714 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Rap - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Reed loses a case against a young car thief in juvenile court, who is later spotted in his dad's car. Later, a robbery leads to a high-speed pursuit which ends in a traffic accident; the teen car thief is killed in the crash. Other incidents include a girl whose boyfriend died from a heroin "hot shot", and she provides the name and address of his supplier, but the officers need more, so she buys drugs from the supplier and provides the serial number of the $10 bill she used to buy them. The officers stakeout the house and arrest the supplier. An elderly woman insists on being arrested rather than ticketed for a traffic violation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023714 +0000" stop="20260416030145 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbor Division - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy has to sell two ballet tickets after his date cancels on him and gets needled by the squad. The officers are patrolling the Harbor Division and handle calls for a boat owner overcharged for fuel by a dealer, pull over a driver with a suspicious box on top of his car, investigate a suspicious young couple, pull over an astrologer for reckless driving, and a drunk shooting from the crows nest of a ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030145 +0000" stop="20260416032615 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rampart Division - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed patrol an area of Los Angeles inhabited by a large retirement population. Calls include a purse snatching during which the suspect eluded capture, but was later found during routine patrol, a retired policeman turned security guard named George who wants to talk shop, an elderly man with multiple warrants for auto theft trying to break into a car in a church parking lot, a dispute between and elderly woman and man over her eviction and his offer to take her in, then arrest the woman when she begins smashing a car with a baseball bat, handle another dispute over $5, prevent a baby stroller from rolling into a lake, and a robbery during which George assisted in the capture of the suspects, then laments to the officers about being lonely due to all of his friends passing on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416032615 +0000" stop="20260416035047 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foothill Division - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Sgt. MacDonald reported his camper was broken into with three fishing rods and a pair of custom-made cowboy boots missing, and offers two free steak dinners for their return. The officers come across another man with the same "one of a kind" boots that Mac lost. Cases include Malloy, Reed, and Mac riding horseback to locate three suspects in a break-in at a stable, later the station is under sniper fire, Malloy, Reed, and Air Ten assist in capturing the sniper, and Officer Wells (showing his rarely-seen compassionate side) takes up a collection for a couple and their cancer-stricken daughter to get to San Francisco, later Wells finds out he's been had as the "couple" were well-known con artists with a long rap sheet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416035047 +0000" stop="20260416041519 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>West Valley Division - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed notice an attractive woman walking her scottie when they get a call from Air Ten to assist with a motorcyclist who is also a potential firebug. They track the young man to his mother's house and the officers warn him about the pitfalls of arson. While the woman continues to walk her dog, the officers investigate a robbery at a movie theater where the manager and ticket taker are tied up; she lets them know a man on a gray motorcycle committed the crime, Malloy and Reed stop a gray motorcycle but the rider is a woman, they locate another motorcycle and catch the suspect after pursuit and the motorcycle crashing. The officers respond to another robbery at a department store where the security guard was shot and provides a dying declaration of who shot him, then Air Ten locates a possible suspect vehicle; the pursuit ends with two people just wanting to experience the thrill of a police chase. The Scottie dog is found tied up and the officers discover the woman is in reality a fur thief, and is arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041519 +0000" stop="20260416043948 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venice Division - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The officers investigate a woman nude sunbathing on the beach, with her "agent" begging for her arrest, later Reed arrests a man trying to steal coins from a phone booth, assist a motorcycle policeman in catching a dune buggy thief, a leotard-wearing woman who fears for her life after receiving obscene phone calls, later is attacked by the caller and the officers locate and arrest him, a wino that dies after eating dinner, and a low-speed pursuit of a jack-o-lantern.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416043948 +0000" stop="20260416050419 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Shot - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The officers pull over a car on a traffic violation and find the driver is Reno West, a cat burglar Malloy sent to prison four years previous, and Malloy is suspicious that West will resume his career, as he is found later at the library looking up likely articles to steal while investigating stolen books. Other cases include removal of an abandoned car, a robbery which turns to murder as the shopowner is killed, the suspect is chased into a tunnel where Reed is forced to kill him after a standoff, and a hostage situation involving a distraught man and his daughter; the officers are able to end the situation peaceably despite the man having a bead on Reed with his gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050419 +0000" stop="20260416052850 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van Nuys Division - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy returns from vacation sporting a mustache, prompting chuckles and guffaws from the squad. The officers then assist Air Ten in an airplane operated by a drunk pilot which crash-landed, and the police have to get the pilot out before he lights a cigarette which would have ignited the leaking gas coming from the plane, and rescue the pilot's son who required CPR. Reno West is suspected in the theft of some stamps from a mansion, a witness provides excellent descriptions of suspects involved in a jewelry store robbery, who is apprehended during a routine traffic stop, and a woman taking an alleged purse snatcher to the police station in her car rather than walk four miles to do so. Malloy shaves off the mustache when he has trouble trimming it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052850 +0000" stop="20260416055320 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Division - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A rookie cop with a "know-it-all" attitude, Officer Barrett, presents problems for the officers on the force, including Officer Wells, Malloy and Reed. At the start of the episode -- after an academy demonstration of an arrest gone tragically wrong -- Barrett bungles the arrest of an elderly man suspected of holding up a bank. Officers Malloy and Wells verbally reprimand Barrett (who has apparently made similar mistakes before) about his latest mistakes, even though the old gent did not display a weapon (he simply presented a note to a teller requesting $1 million) and had a few screws loose. Near the end of the show, the officers must deal with a bomber who has planted an explosive device inside a cereal box at a local grocery store, with the bomb set to go off within the hour. After the officers corner the suspect (who holds another man at gunpoint) Barrett chokes when Reed orders the hot-dog rookie to arrest the suspect; Malloy eventually takes the man into custody. In the wrap-up,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055320 +0000" stop="20260416061751 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Reno West's burglary reign continues, and the Captain orders it stopped at all costs. Malloy and Reed find the veteran burglar at a gas station with a female companion and West is not too happy to see the police following him. Later West's friend's car is spotted at the scene of another burglary and despite Officer Wells blowing the stakeout, Malloy re-captures his old nemesis. Other cases include having to divert a vicious guard dog so the officers can save a 70 year old man in a diabetic coma, investigate a theft of a rare jade statue from a mansion, and a domestic dispute between a couple where it appears the wife is the abuser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061751 +0000" stop="20260416064221 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Division - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy really likes the voice of the new dispatcher but when he meets her in person is dismayed to find she is married to the SWAT lieutenant. Cases handled include a hit-and-run which seriously injured a young girl, a synagogue who had their Hebrew-based typewriter and money stolen, a drunk woman sitting on a lawn who is spurned by her daughter when the officers take the drunk there, and while visiting T.J.'s wagon, T.J. clues them in on a disgruntled former painter who is planning revenge, and when the officers arrive at the studio shots are fired, two painters are injured; the SWAT team is brought in to rescue another painter and capture the shooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416064221 +0000" stop="20260416070651 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Northeast Division - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Reed needs his TV repaired, and brings in his Boy Scout neighbor with a merit badge in electronics to work on it, but takes the entire TV apart and the squad is skeptical he can put it back together again. He does fix it--with a little help from a TV repairman. Cases involve pursuing a juvenile on a souped-up minibike, only to find he lives with his aunt after being orphaned and has no friends, a woman whom a neighbor thought had killed her husband after overhearing an argument and the woman digging in the backyard, only to find she was burying a dead chicken; a robbery committed by a long haired woman in high heels, whom Reed spots at a bus stop with shorter hair and no heels; a picket line at a store resolved when the lead picketer found out she went on a "computer date" with the store manager and he lied about his occupation; and a report made on a robbery turned out to be made by the actual robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070651 +0000" stop="20260416073124 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Shoe Fits - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Reed's shoes are being fixed and the replacements have a squeak that drives Malloy crazy. When he later returns to the shop to pick the shoes up, he notices a bank robbery which turns into a hostage situation. Malloy "gives in" by providing a car--with the doors locked and the robbers are apprehended. Other cases include a B&amp;E that was actually a husband destroying his furniture due to his wife leaving him and the country, a van pulled over for no brake lights and a driver with a negative attitude towards police, and Sgt. MacDonald sends the officers to a demolition site where a visually-impaired boy is hiding out. Malloy takes a crane to pluck the boy out of danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416073124 +0000" stop="20260416075555 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southwest Division - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Responding to a dispute in a park, an elderly woman tries to stop a painter from selling a painting that she considers indecent. To resolve the issue (due to the seller needing a new permit and being short on money) Malloy buys the painting in question. Other calls include a man trying to retrieve a valuable nickel from a toy dispenser his son put in inadverently (and making the shop owner think he was trying to steal all the money); a potential "peeping tom" who is actually a liberated woman using a telescope to check meters to avoid dogs, a repo man trying to widen a door in a house he is trying to repossess furniture from, and an ex-football star who turned to robbery is captured in the very location he made his name--the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075555 +0000" stop="20260416082028 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Smell... - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Officer Woods return from a day of fishing, and the car smells like fish...which is aggravated when a disoriented woman who caused a lot of damage to a shop is put into 1-Adam-12 and she spills perfume in the back seat; she blames both her accidents in the shop and in the car on her "poltergeist". Numerous trips to the police garage fail to get the smells out. Other incidents include a mute woman informing the officers someone had broken into a church, and investigation shows the pastor got into the church because he forgot his keys and ID, and Woods (backing up Malloy and Reed) has to explain why he's missed church services, a kidnapping call that turns out to be a man picking up a drunk woman to take her home, and a boy whose bike was stolen by a big boy and was recovered when the boy's friends caught and held the big boy until the police arrived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082028 +0000" stop="20260416084502 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in the Bank - S06E15</title>
    <desc>On patrol, Reed stops at his bank to do some personal banking and walks into an armed robbery in progress. The two robbers are experienced and take steps to make sure other officers won't storm the bank.
A suggestion by Malloy allows the suspects what they want: a getaway car, with the provision that the robbers let all hostages go except Reed.  Malloy hides in getaway car's trunk, with a portable radio to advise fellow officers of his position.
The suspects drive to a remote location to switch to another vehicle.  Thinking that they had accomplished in getting away unnoticed, the suspects order Reed out of the car with the intention of killing him.  Malloy calls Mac advising he has to act and kills one gunman while the other gives up, saving Reed's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084502 +0000" stop="20260416090933 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>North Hollywood Division - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Reed is assigned to write an article about Malloy for Police Beat magazine for his partner's 10th anniversary in the LAPD, and is having trouble with the content. Calls include a gas station robbery with an unusual outcome, a domestic dispute involving a barking poodle, a woman tries to get her husband arrested and the plan backfires, and a pursuit with a liquor store robber ends with the suspect barricading himself in a garage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090933 +0000" stop="20260416093405 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking It Easy - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Reed is suffering from a wrist injury which puts him on desk duty, while Malloy has to break in a new rookie partner. Reed's day is far from routine as he has to handle a bomb threat that results in the evacuation of the station, and Officer Brinkman accidentally discharges his shotgun twice outside the station adding more tension, a young man wants to report misconduct by a police officer, an elderly man brings a shotgun into the station to drop off, Malloy brings in a group of children abandoned by their mother, and Malloy and his partner pursue a car into the police parking lot, where the suspects are arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093405 +0000" stop="20260416095836 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krash - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy gets a new car, and Reed gets to drive it, but the car is damaged while the officers chase and capture a purse snatcher. Sgt. MacDonald refers Malloy to his brother's autobody shop for repairs, with Malloy concerned about the cost (which turned out to be $20)--despite Reed's offer of covering 1/2 the price. Calls include a drunk man shooting arrows, a shop is held up and the shop owner suffers a heart attack and dies while the officers question him, and a robbery at a pharmacy where the suspect gets away in the back of a truck, which is tracked by a motorcycle officer and alerts Malloy and Reed, who apprehend the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095836 +0000" stop="20260416102307 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Routine Patrol - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Patrol begins with a drunk woman threatening a group of bar patrons with a gun, investigate the death of a mentally-impaired man which looks suspicious, and a group of carjackers who capture a cache of guns and go on a robbery spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102307 +0000" stop="20260416104741 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunburn - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Reed returns from an off-day with a uncomfortable full-body sunburn, which causes him problems throughout the watch. Calls include responding to a traffic accident, acting on a tip from an informant, the officers bust a drug dealer working out of abandoned homes, search for a robbery suspect based on a vehicle description, and assist in the rescue of two boys when their boat capsizes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104741 +0000" stop="20260416111213 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (1) - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are chosen to ride in Air-70 to observe how the LAPD's air patrol works. The chopper's cases include searching for two robbery suspects inside a high-rise building and tracking an escaping murder suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111213 +0000" stop="20260416113645 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (2) - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed take to separate helicopter units to continue their observations. The choppers assist in a stolen light plane from LAX by a distraught man, track two robbery suspects fleeing in separate cars, and assist in a nighttime house fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416113645 +0000" stop="20260416120117 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L.A. International - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy, Reed, and Officer Woods are assigned airport duty at LAX, now equipped with closed-circuit cameras, which were used to observe a burglary in progress and apprehend the suspects before they could leave. An argument over a suitcase resulted in the discovery of drugs, another dispute involving an Army soldier and another man uncovers a scheme where the civilian took Japanese Yen from the soldier. A ticket clerk that catches Malloy's eye informs him of a man who bought tickets from her previously under a different name, which results in the breakup of a credit card theft ring, a runaway is escorted to security until his mother can pick him up, and a silent alarm at a toll gate results in the capture of a robber who was holding a hostage. As a reward for breaking up the credit card theft ring, the company invites Malloy and the ticket clerk to lunch--Reed is invited too but Malloy pays Reed (a week's worth of lunches) NOT to join the couple on the lunch date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416120117 +0000" stop="20260416122549 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clinic on 18th Street - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate the death of an old man wearing an unusual belt, which leads to the case being turned over to Frauds Division, who finds that Dr. Gantman, running a clinic, is treating a blind seven-year-old patient with a pituitary gland condition but his "treatment" is worthless and preventing a real treatment (removal of the gland). Later, a TV repairman who makes oscillator belts for Gantman is busted for bookmaking and agrees to testify against the doctor, but Gantman demonstrates his "treatment" in open court and fails miserably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122549 +0000" stop="20260416125047 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>A small in-stature boy seeks independence from his smothering mother and, as a result, gets in trouble with the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416125047 +0000" stop="20260416131544 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy continues to deal with a rebellious youth by making him go to a summer camp where he is a counselor, while Reed hears a young woman's report about being molested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131544 +0000" stop="20260416134017 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Work - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed become suspicious of a scam when they see the same witness and tow truck driver at different accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134017 +0000" stop="20260416140449 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll Call - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Every officers worst nightmare comes true for Malloy &amp; Reed while on patrol:  Another officer radios in for 'officer needs help', but then doesn't respond when asked for their location.  Since there wasn't a call-sign associated with the call for help, no one knows who needs help.
The dispatcher then follows procedures and starts a division wide radio "roll-call" in order to account for every officer on patrol.  Malloy, Reed, and the rest of the division continue to answer calls even as they search and listen for their missing officer, hoping they can locate and assist him before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140449 +0000" stop="20260416142921 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspect Number One - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A strange request from an ex-con is delivered to Malloy: the former prisoner wants to go back to prison and will do whatever he has to do to get there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416142921 +0000" stop="20260416145352 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of View - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A holdup gone wrong leaves two robbers on a shopping center roof with a lady held hosting and Malloy and Reed trying to set her free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145352 +0000" stop="20260416151905 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Beware - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed join forces with Sgt. Gloria Tyler to search for an attacker and rapist of teen girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151905 +0000" stop="20260416154335 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Force - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed search a neighborhood for a missing young girl wearing a red sweater.
During the canvassing of the neighborhood, Malloy &amp; Reed go door-to-door asking residents if they've seen the girl. While questioning one of the residents, Malloy looks past the resident into the house &amp; spots the girl's sweater on a sofa. A chase ensues with Malloy eventually catching the suspect, but when the suspect speaks tauntingly, Malloy loses his cool and roughs him up, and the suspect files a complaint for excessive force. Malloy realizes he now has to face disciplinary action for that one moment of rage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154335 +0000" stop="20260416160832 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alcohol - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed arrest a happy drunk who is quite entertaining until the happiness turns out to be a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160832 +0000" stop="20260416163331 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Credit Risk - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Reed applies for a credit card only to discover that he has been turned down because he is considered a bad credit risk. Reed fights to clear his credit history while Malloy offers advice in the interim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163331 +0000" stop="20260416165843 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy spend Christmas Eve on patrol, answering calls such as a man playing Christmas carols on the bagpipes, a stolen truck carrying radioactive materials, a man caught trying to steal gas from someone else's car, a liquor store robbery, and a rooftop sniper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165843 +0000" stop="20260416172314 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot Shot - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy, off duty, heads to the laundromat and finds a man using one of the dryers to dry a pillow case full of marijuana. This leads into an investigation into a possible marijuana ring with others trying the same trick. Back on patrol, Reed and Malloy also have to deal with a belligerent preacher, a neighbor dispute, and a lost child who can't speak a word of English.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172314 +0000" stop="20260416174825 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.T.A. - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed start looking at salvage yards after thefts of older cars begin to increase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416174825 +0000" stop="20260416181337 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victim of the Crime - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Reeds gets blamed by a shopkeeper's daughter for the escape of a thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181337 +0000" stop="20260416183910 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pressure Point - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A nervous recruit named Ernie Sampson hides the fact that he stutters, imperiling Reed and Malloy when he fails to warn them about an armed robber who might ambush them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183910 +0000" stop="20260416190443 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady's Night - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Malloy and his girlfriend invite Reed and his wife on a rare night-on-the-town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190443 +0000" stop="20260416192954 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen with Gun - S07E17</title>
    <desc>A nervous homeowner who has been burglarized on time too many decides to buy a gun to protect himself and his home, but nearly shoots Officer Wells, who is responding to a prowler call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192954 +0000" stop="20260416195426 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow Up - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed set out to round up a horse thief after the owner of a riding academy is accused of stealing his own equines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195426 +0000" stop="20260416201924 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suicide - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed get dispatched to find a man who has told others he plans to kill himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201924 +0000" stop="20260416204449 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Action - S07E20</title>
    <desc>When Malloy fails to show up for an off-duty appointment, Reed retraces his partner's steps and finds out he has been kidnapped by a revolutionary group demanding the release of one of their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204449 +0000" stop="20260416211015 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gus Corbin - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy are called upon to train rookie officer Gus Corbin, but trouble ensues when Corbin starts taking unnecessary and often undue risks to apprehend suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211015 +0000" stop="20260416213541 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Hall - S07E22</title>
    <desc>A female office named Dana Hall feels she isn't being given enough worthy work and decides to prove herself to Reed and Malloy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213541 +0000" stop="20260416220114 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (1) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>When Reed is discouraged by the futility of his job, he volunteers to work on narcotics assignments for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220114 +0000" stop="20260416222644 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (2) - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Following his recovery from being shot, Malloy returns to patrol only to find out that Reed - who earned the Medal of Valor for saving Malloy's life - may indeed take the investigator's exam, at the urging of his wife.  If Reed passes, he leave the patrol division, and Malloy for a desk job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222644 +0000" stop="20260416225140 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 001: The Impossible Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pilot Episode:  Working out of a patrol car designated "Adam-12," Officers Malloy and Reed perform a typical day's work, which includes a high speed auto-chase, the capture of two robbers, and an emergency call to save a suffocating baby. Malloy decides to turn in his badge after his young partner was killed a few weeks earlier. But at the end of the shift, he comes around and decides that he can't let inexperienced Jim Reed loose on another officer, so he decides not to leave the force.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225140 +0000" stop="20260416231637 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 141: The Color TV Bandit - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed attempt to save two small victims of narcotic pills, and then pursue a long-sought burglary suspect in a foot chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231637 +0000" stop="20260416234132 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 011: It's Just a Little Dent, Isn't It? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed are involved in a high speed chase, a murder case and a family dispute as they work the P.M. watch. Reed worries all evening that the small dent in the fender he caused while backing the car up for fuel might lead to termination, since he is still on probation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234132 +0000" stop="20260417000626 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 131: Reed, the Dicks Have Their Job and We Have Ours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed assist a young mother whose baby is threatened by a deranged man and they help a woman being harassed by a spiteful neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417000626 +0000" stop="20260417003117 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 091: You're Not the First Guy's Had the Problem - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Officer Reed learns that a professional officer has to keep their emotions under control; even when confronted with an abusive drunk-driver, right after clearing an "officer down" call &amp; finding his close friend from the Academy critically wounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003117 +0000" stop="20260417005607 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 161: And You Want Me to Get Married! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman pinned under her crashed car and settle a family dispute, among other duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005607 +0000" stop="20260417012102 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 071: I Feel Like a Fool, Malloy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Among other calls, Officers Malloy and Reed answer a loud noise complaint and discover a teen-age babysitter in desperate need of help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012102 +0000" stop="20260417014558 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 072: El Presidente - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy teases Reed about calculating the cost of a new house while their first baby is still 6 months away. In the meantime they settle a domestic dispute between arguing neighbors, help a taxi driver that was just robbed, and a local man mistaken as the President by a group of rural Mexicans. Finally, they must arrest a psychotic shooter holed up in his house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014558 +0000" stop="20260417021053 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 101: Someone Stole My Lawn - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Reed gets Malloy to agree to an early dinner when his wife puts him on a low-cal diet. However, one after another event prevents them from going code 7 all night long. Events include the theft of a man's sod, stolen credit cards, and a suspected car theft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021053 +0000" stop="20260417023545 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 132: The Producer - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Reed tries to pawn off his new litter of puppies to co-workers, strangers, even victims. The officers work a silent alarm, rescue a boy with his head stuck in a fence, and track down a prowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023545 +0000" stop="20260417030040 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 111: Snake in the Trunk - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Officers Reed and Malloy have to break apart a couple of feuding neighbors, attempt to find a stolen car with a boa constrictor in the trunk, and effect a rescue of two people from a house on fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030040 +0000" stop="20260417032532 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 061: The Runaway - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When officers Reed and Malloy get to a communal house occupied by hippies, they find a young girl, who has run away from home, extremely sick from narcotic use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032532 +0000" stop="20260417035025 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 122: The Thief Who Stole Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>On Christmas eve Reed and Malloy make rounds distributing police department donation packages to needy families, and pull many heartstrings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035025 +0000" stop="20260417041514 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 081: The Long Walk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler, then respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041514 +0000" stop="20260417044008 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 032: Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Reed volunteers to line up entertainment for the department party, just as Malloy needs to serve a subpoena on a famous singer. The team learns of a drug den from their informant and are handed the bust when detectives are too busy to look into it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044008 +0000" stop="20260417050504 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 062: Grand Theft Horse? - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy assist park rangers in catching a horse thief, a homesick Texan who was high on drugs at the time. The officers then chase two gunmen in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050504 +0000" stop="20260417052958 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 033: It All Happened So Fast - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It's been a long night of patrol for Malloy and Reed. Just as the two tired officers are headed to the station to turn in for the night, shots are fired at the patrol car. In the blink of an eye, Reed kills whom he believes was the gunman. Back at the station, Reed undergoes a night of intensive questioning from the captain and lieutenant, as part of the superior officers' investigation into the incident. Much like the Dragnet episode, "The Shooting Board", this episode highlights how seriously the LAPD takes all officer-involved shootings. It also takes pains to show the difficulty most officers have when forced to take a life in the line of duty for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052958 +0000" stop="20260417055454 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 112: You Blew It - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy make a routine traffic stop on a motorist. Before the NCIC check is completed, the dispatcher broadcasts a domestic dispute call in the two officers' patrol area; Reed and Malloy take the call and let the motorist go. Bad choice; the lieutenant soon calls the two errant officers in to scold them. Turns out the motorist had warrants out for his arrest on robbery and weapons charges. Malloy and Reed then come up with and carry out an ultimately successful plan to nab the wanted criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055454 +0000" stop="20260417061951 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 051: A Jumper - Code Two - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Not long after an elderly woman insists that Reed and Malloy help adjust her television antenna, the officers are called to a high-rise hotel, where a suicidal man is determined to jump. Malloy incorrectly handles the situation and Mac harshly reprimands him the follow-up investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061951 +0000" stop="20260417064446 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 073: I'm Still a Cop - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy is a part-time student at a local college, where he suddenly finds himself in the middle of of a riot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064446 +0000" stop="20260417070941 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 102: We Can't Just Walk Away from It - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A teenager is threatening to commit suicide and Malloy and Reed try to talk the troubled youth out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070941 +0000" stop="20260417073437 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 152: A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic disturbance, involving a man with a gun, with Officer Wells and his partner arrive on the scene as their backup. Not wanting to wait to follow proper procedure, Wells barges into the apartment, nearly getting shot to arrest the man. Afterwards, at the station, Wells brags about how criminals need to be put in their place and the police can't let them get away with anything. Concerned that rookie partner Reed may be picking up on Wells' habits, Malloy confronts Wells, telling him he is a negative influence on the younger officers and that, unless asked in the future, he is not to respond to their calls.
Back on patrol, Reed tells Malloy how impressed he was with Wells handling of the situation. Malloy tells Reed, that in that situation, a dead cop is no help to the public or their partner. However, Wells' reckless habits catch up with him, when on a similar call as earlier, he again rushes toward the front door of the residence and is shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073437 +0000" stop="20260417075932 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 012: He Was Trying to Kill Me - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A "child-left-alone" call turns up a horrifying case of child neglect. A 6-year-old girl is left home with her baby brother and both parents are unable to provide for their children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075932 +0000" stop="20260417082425 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 172: Boy, The Things You Do for the Job - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy writes a young woman a traffic ticket and then is bombarded with attention and affection, all of which he doesn't want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074652 +0000" stop="20260415081222 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081222 +0000" stop="20260415083803 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415083803 +0000" stop="20260415090320 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090320 +0000" stop="20260415092900 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Favorite Charity - S01E29</title>
    <desc>There's a local charity auction being run by Mr Henson, and the Addams Family hears about it. He doesn't want their help, but they insist on donating items to it after Morticia complains that the attic is too full and needs cleaning out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092900 +0000" stop="20260415095428 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Progress and the Addams Family - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Henson has now been made city Commissioner, and he condemns the Addams Family house to evict them and build a freeway in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095428 +0000" stop="20260415101951 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101951 +0000" stop="20260415104535 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104535 +0000" stop="20260415111116 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111116 +0000" stop="20260415113701 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113701 +0000" stop="20260415120238 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415125358 +0000" stop="20260415131939 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141058 +0000" stop="20260415143638 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143638 +0000" stop="20260415150220 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150220 +0000" stop="20260415152756 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152756 +0000" stop="20260415155335 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
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    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161913 +0000" stop="20260415164452 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
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    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171020 +0000" stop="20260415173528 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173528 +0000" stop="20260415180107 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415180107 +0000" stop="20260415182646 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182646 +0000" stop="20260415185226 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185226 +0000" stop="20260415191802 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415191802 +0000" stop="20260415194341 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194341 +0000" stop="20260415200920 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200920 +0000" stop="20260415203458 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415203458 +0000" stop="20260415205936 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205936 +0000" stop="20260415212515 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415212515 +0000" stop="20260415215043 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415215043 +0000" stop="20260415221613 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415221613 +0000" stop="20260415224152 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224152 +0000" stop="20260415230630 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415230630 +0000" stop="20260415233210 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233210 +0000" stop="20260415235749 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235749 +0000" stop="20260416002329 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416002329 +0000" stop="20260416004908 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416004908 +0000" stop="20260416011448 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416014028 +0000" stop="20260416020607 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023139 +0000" stop="20260416025716 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416025716 +0000" stop="20260416032253 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416032253 +0000" stop="20260416034833 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416034833 +0000" stop="20260416041414 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041414 +0000" stop="20260416043944 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
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    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416062227 +0000" stop="20260416064748 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416064748 +0000" stop="20260416071319 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071319 +0000" stop="20260416073900 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073900 +0000" stop="20260416080440 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080440 +0000" stop="20260416083018 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416083018 +0000" stop="20260416085553 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt arrives for a visit and settles into the attic. He's good at magic tricks, but restless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416085553 +0000" stop="20260416092123 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family in Court - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Grandma's been telling fortunes as Madame Bovary, helped by Thing. She's even set up a tent in the living room. Morticia is appalled and wants her to stop. It's too late, though, as the police arrest her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092123 +0000" stop="20260416094701 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesia in the Addams Family - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gomez is juggling with his Indian clubs and hits himself on the head knocking himself unconscious. When he comes to, his personality has drastically changed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094701 +0000" stop="20260416101241 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416101241 +0000" stop="20260416103820 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103820 +0000" stop="20260416110357 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110357 +0000" stop="20260416112928 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112928 +0000" stop="20260416115508 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416122025 +0000" stop="20260416124605 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Favorite Charity - S01E29</title>
    <desc>There's a local charity auction being run by Mr Henson, and the Addams Family hears about it. He doesn't want their help, but they insist on donating items to it after Morticia complains that the attic is too full and needs cleaning out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124605 +0000" stop="20260416131133 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Progress and the Addams Family - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Henson has now been made city Commissioner, and he condemns the Addams Family house to evict them and build a freeway in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131133 +0000" stop="20260416133656 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140240 +0000" stop="20260416142822 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416142822 +0000" stop="20260416145406 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416151943 +0000" stop="20260416154523 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416154523 +0000" stop="20260416161103 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416161103 +0000" stop="20260416163644 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416163644 +0000" stop="20260416170222 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170222 +0000" stop="20260416172804 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172804 +0000" stop="20260416175343 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416175343 +0000" stop="20260416181925 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
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    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
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    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223508 +0000" stop="20260416230047 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230047 +0000" stop="20260416232626 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416232626 +0000" stop="20260416235203 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235203 +0000" stop="20260417001642 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001642 +0000" stop="20260417004220 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417004220 +0000" stop="20260417010749 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010749 +0000" stop="20260417013318 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013318 +0000" stop="20260417015857 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015857 +0000" stop="20260417022335 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022335 +0000" stop="20260417024916 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024916 +0000" stop="20260417031454 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031454 +0000" stop="20260417034034 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034034 +0000" stop="20260417040614 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040614 +0000" stop="20260417043153 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043153 +0000" stop="20260417045734 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063958 +0000" stop="20260417070538 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070538 +0000" stop="20260417073119 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073119 +0000" stop="20260417075649 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075649 +0000" stop="20260417082230 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074338 +0000" stop="20260415080206 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415080206 +0000" stop="20260415082239 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415082239 +0000" stop="20260415084040 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084040 +0000" stop="20260415085945 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415085945 +0000" stop="20260415091743 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091743 +0000" stop="20260415093758 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093758 +0000" stop="20260415095619 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095619 +0000" stop="20260415101635 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101635 +0000" stop="20260415103344 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103344 +0000" stop="20260415105353 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105353 +0000" stop="20260415111239 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111239 +0000" stop="20260415112924 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112924 +0000" stop="20260415114753 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415114753 +0000" stop="20260415120825 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120825 +0000" stop="20260415122626 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122626 +0000" stop="20260415124531 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124531 +0000" stop="20260415130330 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130330 +0000" stop="20260415132344 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132344 +0000" stop="20260415134205 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415134205 +0000" stop="20260415140221 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415140221 +0000" stop="20260415141930 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141930 +0000" stop="20260415143939 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143939 +0000" stop="20260415145826 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145826 +0000" stop="20260415151510 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415151510 +0000" stop="20260415153339 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153339 +0000" stop="20260415155412 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155412 +0000" stop="20260415161212 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161212 +0000" stop="20260415163117 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163117 +0000" stop="20260415164916 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164916 +0000" stop="20260415170930 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170930 +0000" stop="20260415172751 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172751 +0000" stop="20260415174808 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415174808 +0000" stop="20260415180516 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415180516 +0000" stop="20260415182525 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182525 +0000" stop="20260415184412 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184412 +0000" stop="20260415190056 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190056 +0000" stop="20260415191925 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415191925 +0000" stop="20260415193958 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416194815 +0000" stop="20260416200831 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416202540 +0000" stop="20260416204549 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416220021 +0000" stop="20260416221822 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416223727 +0000" stop="20260416225526 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416225526 +0000" stop="20260416231540 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416231540 +0000" stop="20260416233401 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416233401 +0000" stop="20260416235417 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416235417 +0000" stop="20260417001126 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417001126 +0000" stop="20260417003135 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417003135 +0000" stop="20260417005022 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417005022 +0000" stop="20260417010706 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417012535 +0000" stop="20260417014608 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417014608 +0000" stop="20260417020408 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417022313 +0000" stop="20260417024112 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417024112 +0000" stop="20260417030126 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417030126 +0000" stop="20260417031947 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417031947 +0000" stop="20260417034004 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034004 +0000" stop="20260417035712 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417035712 +0000" stop="20260417041721 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417041721 +0000" stop="20260417043608 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417043608 +0000" stop="20260417045252 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417051121 +0000" stop="20260417053154 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417053154 +0000" stop="20260417054954 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417062658 +0000" stop="20260417064713 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417070533 +0000" stop="20260417072550 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417072550 +0000" stop="20260417074259 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417074259 +0000" stop="20260417080307 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Donny - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to help an obnoxious grass ogre named Donny develop better social skills, only to find out Donny's jerky behavior protects the house people from the why-wolves, which eat the house people.</desc>
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    <title>Henchman - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Rainy Day Daydream - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Stuck inside the treehouse due to a knife storm, Finn and Jake use their imagination to pass the time.</desc>
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    <title>What Have You Done? - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake capture the Ice King as their prisoner, but feel guilty when unable to explain the wrongs he committed.</desc>
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    <title>His Hero - S01E25</title>
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    <title>Gut Grinder - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When the Fluffy People's gold has been devoured by a culprit only known as "The Gut Grinder", Finn and Jake team up to find him with his tracks.</desc>
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    <title>It Came from the Nightosphere - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marceline's evil father goes on a soul-sucking rampage after Finn and Marceline accidentally release him from the Nightosphere.</desc>
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    <title>The Eyes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to rid themselves of a weird horse that creeps them out.</desc>
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    <title>Loyalty to the King - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are excited to meet the Nice King who has come to Ooo. They soon realize that he looks suspiciously like someone else they know; the Ice King.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Under the Skin - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets a splinter on his finger, he wants to get the best armor. In order to receive it, he must go on a quest to get the Magical Armor of Zelderon and survive one embarrassing situation after another.</desc>
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    <title>Storytelling - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Slow Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake agree to help a snail named Snorlock find a girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Power Animal - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Finn is captured by gnomes who want to use his energy to power their infernal machines, and it's up to Jake to stay focused and rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Crystals Have Power - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jake takes a pledge of nonviolence just before Finn is kidnapped by outlaws from the crystalline dimension.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Tarts - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Finn choses to cross the Desert of Doom to deliver the royal tarts to the annual back rubbing ceremony.</desc>
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    <title>To Cut a Woman's Hair - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A tree witch demands a lock of princess hair else Jake will be sucked into her bottomless bottom.</desc>
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    <title>The Chamber of Frozen Blades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Whilst the Ice King goes out to take Gunther to the hospital, Finn and Jake decide to sneak inside his lair and flex their ninja skills.</desc>
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    <title>Her Parents - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn is in danger when he promises to meet with her parents, as both species had a long history of war with each other. However, thanks to Jake's shape-shifting powers, they mistake the dog as one of their own, but for how long?</desc>
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    <title>The Pods - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover a box containing three beans. Planting them causes three pods to grow. Two of them are good and one is evil, but which is which?</desc>
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    <title>The Silent King - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After defeating a evil king of goblins, Finn finds himself crowned as their new king. Unfortunately, he's unable to do anything for them due to the rules of the previous king including defending the goblins from the previous king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415115554 +0000" stop="20260415120742 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real You - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Finn has to give a speech at Princess Bubblegum's science barbecue and seeks a quick fix to make himself smarter.</desc>
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    <title>Guardians of Sunshine - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake get sucked into one of BMO's games and they have to defeat all three of his bosses.</desc>
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    <title>Death in Bloom - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After killing Princess Bubblegum's plant when left to take care of it, Finn and Jake make a trip to the Land of the Dead in order to get its soul back.</desc>
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    <title>Susan Strong - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Finn is excited to discover what appears to be a tribe of humans living underground near the Candy Kingdom, but gets more than he expected when he tries to teach one of them about the surface world.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery Train - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wanting to surprise Finn on his birthday, Jake takes Finn on a train, where they get wrapped up in a murder mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415125450 +0000" stop="20260415130636 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go with Me - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Marceline and Jake give Finn advice so he can ask Princess Bubblegum to see a movie with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415130636 +0000" stop="20260415131822 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly of the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>In order to cure the stomach ache of a giant, Finn and Jake must break up a party happening in his belly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415131822 +0000" stop="20260415133011 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Limit - S02E22</title>
    <desc>On a mission to save soldiers of the Hot Dog Princess, Finn and Jake go inside a massive maze where wishes can be granted and where Jake's stretching powers are pushed to their limits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133011 +0000" stop="20260415134153 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Videomakers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering government warnings prior to movies for their film club, Finn and Jake decide to make their own, but get into a fight over the direction of their film.</desc>
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    <title>Mortal Folly - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must go on a quest to find the Lich King (originally sealed away by Billy), while the Ice King pesters them for permission to date Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415135340 +0000" stop="20260415140528 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Recoil - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Princess isn't feeling well and Jake starts to worry something might be wrong with her.. The Ice King is anxious to help, but does Finn trust him?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Heat Signature - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Marceline plays a prank on Finn and Jake by making them believe they're vampires, but it nearly goes too far when they're manipulated by her ghost friends.</desc>
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    <title>Conquest of Cuteness - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must defend their home from the Cuties, a tiny race who believe themselves to be evil, destructive invaders.</desc>
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    <title>Morituri te Salutamus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The duo choose to partake in gladiatorial combat against the Fight King's ghost warriors, but Finn succumbs to bloodlust while Jake becomes obsessed in keeping a cool morale.</desc>
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    <title>Memory of a Memory - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter Marceline's mind to awaken her from a sleep spell she had cast on herself, without knowing that they are being tricked by a person from her past.</desc>
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    <title>Hitman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The grounded Ice King hires a fire-manipulating hitman to attack Finn and Jake, without realizing the potentially deadly consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415150424 +0000" stop="20260415151612 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Young - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Earl of Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom due to Princess Bubblegum's age regression, forcing her and Finn to try and get rid of him even if it means a life-altering decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415151612 +0000" stop="20260415152758 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The king and queen of Lumpy Space ask Finn and Jake to bring their daughter back home. At the same time, they attempt to stop a "monster" from destroying a village.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415152758 +0000" stop="20260415153946 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Still - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are literally unable to move and are at the mercy of the Ice King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415153946 +0000" stop="20260415155131 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard Battle - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter a competition for wizards in disguise so they can prevent Ice King from winning the grand prize: a kiss from Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake - S03E09</title>
    <desc>In this gender-swapped episode, Fionna and Cake must battle the evil Ice Queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160320 +0000" stop="20260415161503 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Was Missing - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends must come together as a genuine band in order to open the gate of the Door Lord and get back their taken items.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415161503 +0000" stop="20260415162650 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apple Thief - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Tree Trunks's apples go missing, she, Finn and Jake descend into the dark side of the Candy Kingdom in order to find the thief.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415162650 +0000" stop="20260415163838 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creeps - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake receive an invitation to a masquerade dinner. It turns into a whodunit as guests start to meet their demise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415163838 +0000" stop="20260415165025 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Bad to Worse - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When another plague of Candy Zombies arises and Princess Bubblegum is among the undead, Finn and his friends are in a race against time to figure out how to stop it...without making things even worse!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415165025 +0000" stop="20260415170208 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beautopia - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong asks Finn and Jake to help fight off the Glub Glubs in the sewers below to regain her people's home in Beautopia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415170208 +0000" stop="20260415171352 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No One Can Hear You - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Finn awakens after an accident to find the Candy Kingdom citizens mysteriously gone and Jake acting crazier than usual.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415171352 +0000" stop="20260415172538 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake vs. Me-Mow - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on a request to protect Wildberry Princess from an unknown assassin. The assassin turns out to be a tiny cat assassin called Me-Mow, who ends up bribing Jake by poisoning him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415172538 +0000" stop="20260415173724 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Snow Golem visits the Fire Kingdom and finds an unlikely follower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415173724 +0000" stop="20260415174912 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Frontier - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jake dreams about his death, and Finn takes action when events from the dream start to come true.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415174912 +0000" stop="20260415180101 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake find the Ice King's video diary and have a chance to unearth his secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415180101 +0000" stop="20260415181248 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Ice King summons an army of snowmen to recover the secret tapes Finn and Jake are watching. They must work against the clock to find out the secrets enclosed within.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415181248 +0000" stop="20260415182435 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marceline's Closet - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Cloud Hunt in Marceline's house, but they get trapped in her closet after she comes home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415182435 +0000" stop="20260415183623 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paper Pete - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Library books seek help from Finn and Jake to save them from the evil Moldari.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415183623 +0000" stop="20260415184807 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Way - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cyclops tears may heal Finn and Jake's broken toes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415184807 +0000" stop="20260415185952 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Princess - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play detective and try to solve Ghost Princess' murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415185952 +0000" stop="20260415191137 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad's Dungeon - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Jake's dad presents a strange challenge to the guys when he appears to them in a holographic message, telling them about a dungeon he made for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415191137 +0000" stop="20260415192325 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incendium - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Jake embarks on a solo mission to help a broken-hearted Finn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415192325 +0000" stop="20260415193512 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot to the Touch - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Finn develops a crush on Flame Princess and tries to get to know her, which proves difficult due to her destructive power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415193512 +0000" stop="20260415194658 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Short Graybles - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Follow as 5 stories intertwine together, can you find the connection?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415194658 +0000" stop="20260415195840 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web Weirdos - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets trapped in a giant spider web, he ends up playing marriage counselor to a couple of grumpy arachnids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415195840 +0000" stop="20260415201022 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream of Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks is courted by an oinking suitor, but much to Jake’s dismay, this interferes with her baking habits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415201022 +0000" stop="20260415202208 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to the Nightosphere - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Marceline’s dad banishes Finn and Jake to the Nightosphere, and it stinks. Literally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415202208 +0000" stop="20260415203355 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Little Monster - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to rescue Marceline and find out what's making her behave so strangely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415203355 +0000" stop="20260415204543 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Your Footsteps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A bear cozies up to the guys, but his true intentions may be hidden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415204543 +0000" stop="20260415205724 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hug Wolf - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Finn goes through a transformation after a run-in with a hug wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415205724 +0000" stop="20260415210912 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Monster Wife - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Princesses lose body parts under mysterious circumstances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415210912 +0000" stop="20260415212058 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goliad - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Battling with her new realization of her own mortality, in a sleep deprived state Princess bubblegum creates her own heir to the throne. After meeting the heir, Finn and Jake decide to teach her the ways of the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415212058 +0000" stop="20260415213245 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond This Earthly Realm - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Finn finds a porcelain lamb, it transports him into the spirit world and only the Ice King can help get him out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415213245 +0000" stop="20260415214433 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotcha! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>In order to do research for her tell-all memoir about men, Lumpy Space Princess goes undercover working for Finn and Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415214433 +0000" stop="20260415215613 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Cookie - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are called to solve a Candy Kingdom hostage crisis when a rogue cookie takes over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415215613 +0000" stop="20260415220758 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card Wars - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Card Quest, an epic game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415220758 +0000" stop="20260415221945 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons of Mars - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Magic man has most of his power taken from him by his brother, in a fit of desperation, he swaps the way Jake and Himself look.

Magic Mans brother takes Jake to Mars for punishment,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415221945 +0000" stop="20260415223132 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Low - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum may be jealous when Finn start hanging out with Flame Princess.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415223132 +0000" stop="20260415224319 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Noire - S04E17</title>
    <desc>BMO tries to find Finn's sock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415224319 +0000" stop="20260415225506 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Worm - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Finn has a vivid dream that may be more than it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225506 +0000" stop="20260415230651 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady &amp; Peebles - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum and Lady Rainicorn look for Finn and Jake, who are missing after a run-in with the Ice King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415230651 +0000" stop="20260415231838 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Made Me - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When a creepy sleep-peeping Lemongrab upsets Princess Bubblegum with his creepy ways, Finn and Jake need to tend to some issues in the Outer Realm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415231838 +0000" stop="20260415233025 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Would Win - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The guys challenge a monster to a fight but end up battling each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415233025 +0000" stop="20260415234212 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ignition Point - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake sneak into the Fire Kingdom to retrieve Fire Princess' scented candles and overhear a plot to assassinate the king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415234212 +0000" stop="20260415235400 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hard Easy - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Frog People seek protection from an evil lizard who's attacking their swamp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415235400 +0000" stop="20260416000547 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Gunters - S04E24</title>
    <desc>The Gunters cause chaos in Ooo</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416000547 +0000" stop="20260416001734 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Remember You - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Ice King and Marceline bond over song and memories.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416001734 +0000" stop="20260416002919 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lich - S04E26</title>
    <desc>A visit from the Lich King sheds light on Ooo's secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002919 +0000" stop="20260416004105 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finn the Human - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416004105 +0000" stop="20260416005252 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dog - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Part 3 of a three-part episode. Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416005252 +0000" stop="20260416010438 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five More Short Graybles - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories all centered around a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416010438 +0000" stop="20260416011623 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up a Tree - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The guys' game of catch goes awry when their throwing disc is lodged in a large tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011623 +0000" stop="20260416012809 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Little People - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Finn receives a bag full of miniature versions of his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416012809 +0000" stop="20260416013956 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dad - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jake's a daddy, but being a father and keeping his rainicorn pups from killing themselves or each other is a lot harder than he imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Davey - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Finn creates an alter ego, Davey. Davey soon begins to take over, and Jake is forced into action to get his old friend back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416015142 +0000" stop="20260416020329 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Dungeon - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King, NEPTR, Tree Trunks, Shelby, and Lemongrab are trapped inside a mysterious dungeon and must work together to free themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416020329 +0000" stop="20260416021516 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Your Fault - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum sends Finn and Jake to investigate a message of distress from the Earls of Lemongrab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416021516 +0000" stop="20260416022703 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Dude - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Finn's hat comes to life and becomes evil after it is touched by a wizard. Finn, Jake, and the wizard track the hat down, and manage to turn the hat good.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416022703 +0000" stop="20260416023851 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Little Boy - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The princesses tire of Ice King’s crazy Fionna-and-Cake fan-fiction stories, so Marceline stops by the Ice Kingdom to show him how to properly write a story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416023851 +0000" stop="20260416025038 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vault of Bones - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess begins to doubt her evilness, Finn insists she is not evil and takes her on a journey into a dungeon to help her sort out her thoughts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416025038 +0000" stop="20260416030225 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Bird Man - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Xergiok, the former Goblin king who was deposed by Finn and Jake claims to have turned over a new leaf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416030225 +0000" stop="20260416031411 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon &amp; Marcy - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A look at what Ice King and Marceline were like 996 years ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416031411 +0000" stop="20260416032556 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glitch is a Glitch - S05E15</title>
    <desc>The Ice King creates a computer virus that will delete everyone in Ooo except for him and Princess Bubblegum. Finn and Jake hack into the universal source code to destroy the virus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416032556 +0000" stop="20260416033743 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puhoy - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Finn dreams he is in a pillow world where he marries a pillow woman  and has two children with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416033743 +0000" stop="20260416034930 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Lost - S05E17</title>
    <desc>BMO makes his way home after being snatched by an eagle. On its way, BMO meets Bubble and a baby, and the three decide to journey home together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416034930 +0000" stop="20260416040116 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Potluck - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Ice King gets super jealous when he finds out that he wasn't invited to the Princess Potluck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416040116 +0000" stop="20260416041302 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James Baxter the Horse - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble across a horse named James Baxter who has the ability to make sad people feel better.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416041302 +0000" stop="20260416042445 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shh! - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake make a bet to see who can not talk the longest, and the two use signs to communicate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042445 +0000" stop="20260416043631 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Suitor - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Peppermint Butler thinks that Bubblegum is working too hard in her lab, so he tries to get her a suitor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416043631 +0000" stop="20260416044818 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita - S05E22</title>
    <desc>After another one of his schemes fails, the Ice King decides to give up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416044818 +0000" stop="20260416050005 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Job - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Jake Jr. gets involved with a group of troublemakers, and Jake is forced to reunite his old gang—which includes Tiffany who first appeared in the first season episode "My Two Favorite People"—to rescue his daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050005 +0000" stop="20260416051152 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Five More Short Graybles - S05E24</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories with a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future. In this entry, Finn and Jake build a time machine. Meanwhile, Princess Bubblegum helps Cinnamon Bun overcome his fear of the dark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051152 +0000" stop="20260416052338 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candy Streets - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess is robbed, but before she is able to explain the details to Finn and Jake, she faints.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052338 +0000" stop="20260416053524 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizards Only, Fools - S05E26</title>
    <desc>After Starchy comes down with a cold and needs a magic cure, Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum disguise themselves as wizards and sneak into Wizard City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053524 +0000" stop="20260416054717 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake Suit - S05E27</title>
    <desc>Jake gets upset with the amount of times that Finn uses his body as a suit of armor, so he convinces Finn to trade places with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416054717 +0000" stop="20260416055839 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be More - S05E28</title>
    <desc>BMO accidentally deletes his core system files. Finn and Jake disguise themselves as MOs to infiltrate the MO factory and save BMO from a memory wipe.</desc>
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    <title>Sky Witch - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Marceline is on a top-secret mission tracking Maja the Sky Witch. But when she loses the witch's trail, Marceline turns to Princess Bubblegum for help.</desc>
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    <title>Frost &amp; Fire - S05E30</title>
    <desc>After Flame Princess battles Ice King, Finn has an exciting dream. But when it abruptly ends, Finn must get FP and IK to fight again to find out how it ends.</desc>
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    <title>Too Old - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Princess Bubblegum discover a talented mutant named Lemonhope at The Pageant of Mutants. Now they must find a way to free him from the lemongrabs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416063236 +0000" stop="20260416064414 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth &amp; Water - S05E32</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum subjects Flame Princess to a series of tests to gauge FP's fiery tendencies. But when there's an emergency at the treehouse, and PB leaves Cinnamon Bun to watch Flame Princess, her experiment might literally backfire in her face.</desc>
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    <title>Time Sandwich - S05E33</title>
    <desc>Jake crafts the most delicious sandwich ever, but when Magic Man steals it, Finn must defy the laws of space and time to win back Jake's creation.</desc>
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    <title>The Vault - S05E34</title>
    <desc>When Finn starts sleepwalking and dreaming about the Green Lady he filed away in his memory vault, Jake and BMO help him tap into his repressed memories to uncover a secret past. Who is the Green Lady? And how is she connected to Finn?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416070713 +0000" stop="20260416071850 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Games - S05E35</title>
    <desc>Slime Princess needs a husband or else she'll lose the Slime Kingdom to her obnoxious sis. Finn steps in to save the day, but first they will need to win a series of Love Games to prove to Slime Princess's dad that they are really in love. This is definitely not what Finn signed up for!</desc>
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    <title>Dungeon Train - S05E36</title>
    <desc>All aboard! Finn and Jake discover a train where every car is a dungeon filled with a new foe for Finn to fight. Jake quickly gets bored and wants to leave, but Finn is having the best time and doesn't want to leave... ever!</desc>
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    <title>Box Prince - S05E37</title>
    <desc>Finn meets the Box Prince—a cat with a box on its back—and learns that the Box Kingdom has been taken over by an imposter. Finn must therefore help the real Box Prince reclaim the throne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416074147 +0000" stop="20260416075309 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Starved - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Marceline are trapped in an underground cavern with no red in sight. If Marceline doesn't feed, like ASAP, she will turn into a vampiric beast and suck out all of Jake's blood! So, Finn heads off to explore the cave and find something red to satiate her until they can be rescued. But time is running out!</desc>
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    <title>We Fixed a Truck - S05E39</title>
    <desc>Finn finds an old truck, and Jake calls Banana Man to help with the repairs. But when BMO stays up all night working on the truck, he hears on a spooky radio talk show that Princess Bubblegum is a reptilian replicant. Is it just another one of Starchy's crazy conspiracy theories, or a fact?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Play Date - S05E40</title>
    <desc>Tired of babysitting Ice King, Finn and Jake call up an old friend to hang out with their annoying houseguest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416081609 +0000" stop="20260416082747 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit - S05E41</title>
    <desc>Finn needs Lady Rainicorn's help to rescue Jake when he is kidnapped by Kee-Oth the Blood Demon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082747 +0000" stop="20260416083909 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James - S05E42</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum are attacked by nasty goo monsters in the Desert of Wonders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416083909 +0000" stop="20260416085046 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Root Beer Guy - S05E43</title>
    <desc>Root Beer Guy works a boring job during the day and tries to write mystery stories at night. But his life is about to change when he witnesses Finn and Jake kidnapping Princess Bubblegum! There's only one problem: no one believes Root Beer Guy...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416085046 +0000" stop="20260416090208 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apple Wedding - S05E44</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig are celebrating the wedding of the year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416090208 +0000" stop="20260416091322 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blade of Grass - S05E45</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake decide it's time for Finn to get a new sword. Finn reluctantly buys a grass sword from a mysterious old man, but the sword turns out to be cursed! And unfortunately for our hero, all sales are final.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091322 +0000" stop="20260416092443 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rattleballs - S05E46</title>
    <desc>Finn practices his sword fighting skills at the candy junkyard, where he meets an old gumball robot named Rattleballs. To Finn's shock, he finds out he's not the master swordsman he thinks he is. What the what?! Finn begs Rattleballs to train him, but he soon discovers his mentor's deep, dark secret... a secret that will ultimately test Finn's loyalty to Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092443 +0000" stop="20260416093557 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Throne - S05E47</title>
    <desc>When Flame King breaks out of his prison and takes over the Flame Kingdom again, Flame Princess turns to the one person she believes she can trust... Finn! But will Finn be able to put his feelings for Flame Princess aside long enough to help her reclaim her throne?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093557 +0000" stop="20260416094743 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Betty - S05E48</title>
    <desc>After a magic spell backfires, the Ice King reverts back to Simon, and seeks help from Finn, Jake, and Marceline in order to get Betty, his former fiancée, back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094743 +0000" stop="20260416095857 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Timing - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air when Lumpy Space Princess reconnects with an old classmate, but will her jealousy get in the way of finding true love?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416095857 +0000" stop="20260416101011 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonhope (1) - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Tired of all of Princess Bubblegum's talk about "responsibility," Lemonhope yearns for true freedom. So he sets off on the greatest adventure of his lemony life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101011 +0000" stop="20260416102132 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonhope (2) - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Though Lemonhope finds refuge from the desert with monster hunter Phlannel Boxingday, he might not be able to escape the ghosts of his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416102132 +0000" stop="20260416103254 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billy's Bucket List - S05E52</title>
    <desc>Finn finds the hero Billy's bucket list and decides to complete the unfinished items as a final tribute.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416103254 +0000" stop="20260416104441 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wake Up - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In order to find Finn's father, Finn and Jake must commit a cosmic crime...unless the Lich beats them to it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416104441 +0000" stop="20260416105628 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From the Citadel - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake follow the Lich to the Citadel, where Finn meets his long lost dad. But just how far does the apple fall from the tree?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105628 +0000" stop="20260416110814 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James II - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover that Clone James has been faking his own death to collect medals. Now there are 25 Jameses running amok!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416110814 +0000" stop="20260416112001 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Finn doesn't like any of the new arms the princesses give him, so he builds a tower into space to find his dad and get his old arm back. But are his hopes up a little too high?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416112001 +0000" stop="20260416113148 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sad Face - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Once a month, while Jake's asleep, his tail stretches out of the tree house to go work as a clown in a traveling bug circus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416113148 +0000" stop="20260416114335 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breezy - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With a friendly bee named "Breezy" as his wingman, Finn decides to get back into the dating game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416114335 +0000" stop="20260416115523 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food Chain - S06E07</title>
    <desc>On a field trip to the Candy Kingdom Museum of Natural History, Finn and Jake learn about the food chain by becoming the food chain!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416115523 +0000" stop="20260416120710 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Furniture &amp; Meat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Big money problems send Finn and Jake to Wildberry Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416120710 +0000" stop="20260416121856 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Who Wanted Everything - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The beautiful and sensitive Lumpy Space Prince flees his cruel parents to start a new life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416121856 +0000" stop="20260416123043 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Big - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum must rally her forces when the Candy Kingdom is rocked by a massive assault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416123043 +0000" stop="20260416124230 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Brother - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Shelby is thrust into a new role after a party-related accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416124230 +0000" stop="20260416125416 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocarina - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Fed up with Jake's antics, his son Kim Kil Whan takes action.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416125416 +0000" stop="20260416130603 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ice King and a band of misfit wizards go on a mystical road trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416130603 +0000" stop="20260416131750 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Day - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It's Princess Day in Ooo! You know what that means? Yep, LSP and Marceline team up to prank Breakfast Princess!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416131750 +0000" stop="20260416132937 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nemesis - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A shadowy figure named Peace Master targets the Candy Kingdom elite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416132937 +0000" stop="20260416134123 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joshua &amp; Margaret Investigations - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake's parents hunt an unearthly menace in the woods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416134123 +0000" stop="20260416135309 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Fly - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jake and the tree house are haunted by a vengeful specter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416135309 +0000" stop="20260416140456 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything's Jake - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Jake finds himself trapped in a world made of himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416140456 +0000" stop="20260416141642 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is That You? - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Following an ally's memorial service, Jake begins acting strangely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416141642 +0000" stop="20260416142829 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Brick - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jake wants to fulfill a bizarre lifelong ambition.</desc>
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    <title>Dentist - S06E21</title>
    <desc>When Finn's toothache gets too much to take, he has no choice but to go see dentist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416144015 +0000" stop="20260416145202 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooler - S06E22</title>
    <desc>The Fire Kingdom is struck by a natural disaster and the Flame Princess seeks help from an unlikely ally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416145202 +0000" stop="20260416150349 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pajama War - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A Candy Kingdom slumber party devolves into panic when Finn and Princess Bubblegum vanish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416150349 +0000" stop="20260416151535 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evergreen - S06E24</title>
    <desc>In a distant age, the wizard Evergreen quests to save the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416151535 +0000" stop="20260416152722 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astral Plane - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has an out-of-body experience that takes him all over Ooo and beyond.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416152722 +0000" stop="20260416153908 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Stars - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig's child, Sweet P, runs into trouble on his first day of school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416153908 +0000" stop="20260416155055 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Visitor - S06E27</title>
    <desc>A vision leads Finn to a friendly civilization and a mysterious crash site.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416155055 +0000" stop="20260416160241 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mountain - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Lemongrab and Finn go on an expedition through the Mountain of Matthew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416160241 +0000" stop="20260416161428 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Purple - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong and her allies infiltrate the mysterious Super Porp factory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416161428 +0000" stop="20260416162615 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diary - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV discovers a lost diary and sets out to solve a decades-old mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416162615 +0000" stop="20260416163801 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walnuts &amp; Rain - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble into two different holes and meet two different fates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416163801 +0000" stop="20260416164948 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Forever - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Ice King has a plan to form a perfect circle of confidants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416164948 +0000" stop="20260416170135 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jermaine - S06E33</title>
    <desc>After a chilling dream encounter, Finn &amp; Jake are determined to reconnect with their reclusive brother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416170135 +0000" stop="20260416171321 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chips and Ice Cream - S06E34</title>
    <desc>BMO’s favorite artists find a new home in the treehouse</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416171321 +0000" stop="20260416172508 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graybles 1000+ - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Marooned on an alien world, Cuber must rely on his bag of Graybles to survive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416172508 +0000" stop="20260416173655 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoots - S06E36</title>
    <desc>A charismatic stranger in Finn's dream leads Cosmic Owl to shirk his duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416173655 +0000" stop="20260416174842 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Park Prank - S06E37</title>
    <desc>After rescuing Princess Orangutan from Daddy-sad-heads, Finn and Jake head to a post-apocalyptic water park for a day of fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416174842 +0000" stop="20260416180029 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Forgot Your Floaties - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake storm Magic Man's house to rescue his new apprentice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416180029 +0000" stop="20260416181215 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Sweet - S06E39</title>
    <desc>A fed up Lumpy Space Princess leaves the woods for a glamorous career in babysitting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416181215 +0000" stop="20260416182402 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orgalorg - S06E40</title>
    <desc>After a walrus race accident, Gunther starts to experience strange visions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416182402 +0000" stop="20260416183549 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Lam - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Finn's dad Martin the Human fights for freedom on a strange new planet!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416183549 +0000" stop="20260416184735 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Diggity Doom - S06E42</title>
    <desc>It's election day in the Candy Kingdom but Princess Bubblegum's attention is diverted by a mysterious presence in the sky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416184735 +0000" stop="20260416185922 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Comet - S06E43</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Orgalorg converge with the comet and meet their destiny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416185922 +0000" stop="20260416191053 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bonnie and Neddy - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Under orders from the King of Ooo, Finn and Jake discover one of Ooo's greatest secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416191053 +0000" stop="20260416192223 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Varmints - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Bubblegum turns to Marceline for help when something threatens the citizens of her homestead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416192223 +0000" stop="20260416193353 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cherry Cream Soda - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a visitor causes Cherry Cream Soda's life to fall flat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416193353 +0000" stop="20260416194525 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Said - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The loyalty of Finn and Jake comes into question when the King of Ooo orders them to intercept a flying mushroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416194525 +0000" stop="20260416195656 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football - S07E05</title>
    <desc>BMO and Football decide upon a deal, but one of them cannot keep up their end of the bargain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416195656 +0000" stop="20260416200828 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: Marceline the Vampire Queen (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake hunt a shadowy predator and Marceline asks Princess Bubblegum for a favor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416200828 +0000" stop="20260416201959 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: Everything Stays (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Marceline looks back on her life on her last day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416201959 +0000" stop="20260416203130 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: Vamps About (3) - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Old foes surface from Marceline's past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416203130 +0000" stop="20260416204302 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: The Empress Eyes (4) - S07E09</title>
    <desc>An old adversary targets the Ice Kingdom and Marceline has to save Simon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204302 +0000" stop="20260416205433 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: May I Come In? (5) - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The gang search for Vamps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416205433 +0000" stop="20260416210604 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: Take Her Back (6) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum searches for a cure for Marceline and Finn and Jake battle a vamp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210604 +0000" stop="20260416211735 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: Checkmate (7) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Marceline's archenemy visits and makes an odd proposal right before battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211735 +0000" stop="20260416212907 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: The Dark Cloud (8) - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The final confrontation begins.</desc>
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    <title>The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (1) - S07E14</title>
    <desc>It's BMO's birthday, and he gets to have his creator MO pay him a visit. Mo gives BMO a solo quest to go the factory and back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416215141 +0000" stop="20260416220313 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Showers - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Viola tries to get a part in LSP's play, but gets made into LSP's personal assistant instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416220313 +0000" stop="20260416221444 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Face - S07E17</title>
    <desc>BMO convinces his friends to join him in a live action cowboy role-playing game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416221444 +0000" stop="20260416222615 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>President Porpoise is Missing! - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to track down President Porpoise before Vice President Blowfish takes over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416222615 +0000" stop="20260416223747 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blank-Eyed Girl - S07E19</title>
    <desc>One very spooky night, Finn and Jake come face-to-face with an urban myth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416223747 +0000" stop="20260416224918 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Jubies - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, LSP and BMO seek shelter as they contend with some deadly weather.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416224918 +0000" stop="20260416230050 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King's Ransom - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Ice King suffers a heartbreaking loss and it's up to Finn and Jake to find the culprit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416230050 +0000" stop="20260416231221 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scamps - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Finn takes a group of at-risk Candy Kingdom youth on a camping trip they'll never forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416231221 +0000" stop="20260416232352 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossover - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake crossover into Farmworld Finn's dimension.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416232352 +0000" stop="20260416233523 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hall of Egress - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Trapped and alone, Finn must unravel the riddle of the weird cave with no exit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416233523 +0000" stop="20260416234654 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flute Spell - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has secret meetings with a powerful wizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416234654 +0000" stop="20260416235825 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thin Yellow Line - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake infiltrate the Banana Guard ranks and stumble upon a conspiracy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416235825 +0000" stop="20260417000942 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broke His Crown - S08E01</title>
    <desc>When Ice King's magic crown goes haywire, Finn and Jake resort to extreme measures to help him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417000942 +0000" stop="20260417002042 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Look - S08E02</title>
    <desc>At the top of Dead Mountain, Jake discovers a treasure that comes with a terrible price.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417002042 +0000" stop="20260417003158 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Grotto - S08E03</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a runaway Sea Lord, Finn and Jake are led down a whirlpool into a curious new land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417003158 +0000" stop="20260417004258 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV finds a hidden box and draws the attention of a super cool Rainicorn named Leigh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417004258 +0000" stop="20260417005414 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am a Sword - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Finn starts having guilt nightmares about his missing Finn Swords… but are the nightmares real?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417005414 +0000" stop="20260417010515 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bun Bun - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a special delivery for Cinnamon Bun to the Fire Kingdom but it may come with a dangerous cost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417010515 +0000" stop="20260417011631 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Man - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Normal Man asks for Finn and Jake's help to rescue his brother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417011631 +0000" stop="20260417012731 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King digs up an item buried underneath the Ice Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417012731 +0000" stop="20260417013847 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Short Tables - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Fionna and Cake go on a cooking adventure to take Cake's art to a new level.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417013847 +0000" stop="20260417014947 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Hole - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Finn hears a mysterious song while judging a Battle of the Bands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417014947 +0000" stop="20260417020103 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy-Daughter Card Wars - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Jake needs his daughter's help in an underground Card Wars tourney to move on from his embarrassing past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417020103 +0000" stop="20260417021203 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Preboot - S08E12</title>
    <desc>During an excavation of human artifacts, Finn, Jake, and Susan are greeted by a mysterious new stranger who may hold the key to the past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417021203 +0000" stop="20260417022321 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reboot - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on one of the fiercest enemies they've faced when a powerful ally goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417022321 +0000" stop="20260417023421 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Swords - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake contend with a mysterious, but familiar, new being.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417023421 +0000" stop="20260417024546 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do No Harm - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Finn makes amends at the Candy Hospital while Jake tries to connect with their unexpected houseguest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417024546 +0000" stop="20260417025711 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheels - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Kim Kil Whan is worried about his daughter's future and asks Jake for some parental advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417025711 +0000" stop="20260417030835 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Strangeness - S08E17</title>
    <desc>An otherworldly encounter puts Tree Trunks on the trail of a conspiracy in the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417030835 +0000" stop="20260417032000 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horse and Ball - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When disaster befalls James Baxter, it's up to Finn and Jake to help him pick up the pieces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417032000 +0000" stop="20260417033125 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jelly Beans Have Power - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum's scientific mind must wrestle with her Elemental magic potential when she's faced with a Crystal Entity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417033125 +0000" stop="20260417034249 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: The Invitation (1) - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious craft invades Ooo and Finn believes it may hold the secrets to his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417034249 +0000" stop="20260417035414 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Whipple the Happy Dragon (2) - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Susan set sail on a ocean voyage full of wonders and danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417035414 +0000" stop="20260417040538 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Mysterious Island (3) - S08E22</title>
    <desc>After waking up alone and shipwrecked, Finn investigates a bizarre island in search of his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417040538 +0000" stop="20260417041703 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Imaginary Resources (4) - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake travel to a land where reality has been redesigned and improved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417041703 +0000" stop="20260417042828 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Hide and Seek (5) - S08E24</title>
    <desc>While exploring some futuristic ruins, Susan sees glimpses of a familiar girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417042828 +0000" stop="20260417043953 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Min &amp; Marty (6) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>An unexpected revelation from Susan leads Finn closer to answers about his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417043953 +0000" stop="20260417045119 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Helpers (7) - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends journey to a last refuge called Founders Island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417045119 +0000" stop="20260417050243 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: The Light Cloud (8) - S08E27</title>
    <desc>Finn confronts the power behind Founders Island, but will he ever return home to Ooo?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417050243 +0000" stop="20260417051412 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orb - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO take a nap. A mysterious black orb in the sky begins to subject the three to strange dreams that quickly become nightmarish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417051412 +0000" stop="20260417052540 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Skyhooks (1) - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO return to Ooo and discover that the entire kingdom has been drastically transformed.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Bespoken For (2) - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ice King explains what happened while Finn and Jake were away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417053708 +0000" stop="20260417054836 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Winter Light (3) - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Ice King travel to the Ice World and break through the large ice dome covering the center of the land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417054836 +0000" stop="20260417060005 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Cloudy (4) - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jake tucks him and himself into a cloud.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417060005 +0000" stop="20260417061134 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Slime Central (5) - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake arrive in Slime Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417061134 +0000" stop="20260417062303 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Happy Warrior (6) - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Finn, Lumpy Space Princess, and Gunter arrive in Fire Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417062303 +0000" stop="20260417063432 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Hero Heart (7) - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess chases Finn. Ice King and Betty try to intervene.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417063432 +0000" stop="20260417064602 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Skyhooks II (8) - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ice King accidentally causes Betty to get transported to Mars. Lumpy Space Princess rescues Finn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417064602 +0000" stop="20260417065730 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abstract - S09E10</title>
    <desc>After Jake has a bizarre dream about Jermaine painting abstract art, he decides to go look for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417065730 +0000" stop="20260417070859 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ketchup - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Marceline is unexpectedly visited by BMO, and asks BMO to download a USB drive.</desc>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake and Fionna - S09E12</title>
    <desc>At a Fionna and Cake book reading by Ice King, an old woman claiming to be Fionna arrives with a tape of an early Fionna and Cake adventure. Ice King is enamored and invites her to stay with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417072028 +0000" stop="20260417073158 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whispers - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Fern encounter Sweet P, who was running away from home after having a nightmare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417073158 +0000" stop="20260417074327 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Buckets - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Fern reveals his ability to change his appearance to look just like Finn. Impressed, Finn joins Fern to a dungeon hidden away in a mountain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417074327 +0000" stop="20260417075453 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild Hunt - S10E01</title>
    <desc>A fierce creature is terrorizing the Candy Kingdom but before Finn can slay the beast, he must first overcome a guilty conscience.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417075453 +0000" stop="20260417080618 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Always BMO Closing - S10E02</title>
    <desc>BMO and Ice King hit the road as door to door salesmen and stumble upon an irresistible opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074040 +0000" stop="20260415080235 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415080235 +0000" stop="20260415082439 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415082439 +0000" stop="20260415084642 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415084642 +0000" stop="20260415090946 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415090946 +0000" stop="20260415093150 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415093150 +0000" stop="20260415095352 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415095352 +0000" stop="20260415101557 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415101557 +0000" stop="20260415103758 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415103758 +0000" stop="20260415110003 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415110003 +0000" stop="20260415112204 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415112204 +0000" stop="20260415114404 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415114404 +0000" stop="20260415120603 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415122813 +0000" stop="20260415125014 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415125014 +0000" stop="20260415131219 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415131219 +0000" stop="20260415133423 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415133423 +0000" stop="20260415135815 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415135815 +0000" stop="20260415142208 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415142208 +0000" stop="20260415144604 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415144604 +0000" stop="20260415150955 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415150955 +0000" stop="20260415153359 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415153359 +0000" stop="20260415155751 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415155751 +0000" stop="20260415162144 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415162144 +0000" stop="20260415164535 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164535 +0000" stop="20260415170921 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170921 +0000" stop="20260415173315 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415173315 +0000" stop="20260415175708 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415175708 +0000" stop="20260415182105 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182105 +0000" stop="20260415184459 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184459 +0000" stop="20260415190851 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190851 +0000" stop="20260415193244 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193244 +0000" stop="20260415195643 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415195643 +0000" stop="20260415202037 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202037 +0000" stop="20260415204431 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204431 +0000" stop="20260415210823 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415210823 +0000" stop="20260415213217 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415213217 +0000" stop="20260415215609 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215609 +0000" stop="20260415221959 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221959 +0000" stop="20260415224403 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224403 +0000" stop="20260415230756 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415230756 +0000" stop="20260415233151 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233151 +0000" stop="20260415235554 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235554 +0000" stop="20260416001900 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001900 +0000" stop="20260416004205 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416004205 +0000" stop="20260416010414 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010414 +0000" stop="20260416012720 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012720 +0000" stop="20260416014930 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014930 +0000" stop="20260416021136 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416021136 +0000" stop="20260416023441 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023441 +0000" stop="20260416025746 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416025746 +0000" stop="20260416031949 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031949 +0000" stop="20260416034155 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416034155 +0000" stop="20260416040351 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040351 +0000" stop="20260416042555 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416042555 +0000" stop="20260416044758 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044758 +0000" stop="20260416051101 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051101 +0000" stop="20260416053306 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053306 +0000" stop="20260416055508 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055508 +0000" stop="20260416061712 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061712 +0000" stop="20260416063913 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063913 +0000" stop="20260416070118 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070118 +0000" stop="20260416072319 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072319 +0000" stop="20260416074519 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074519 +0000" stop="20260416080718 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080718 +0000" stop="20260416082928 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082928 +0000" stop="20260416085130 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416085130 +0000" stop="20260416091335 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091335 +0000" stop="20260416093539 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093539 +0000" stop="20260416095930 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095930 +0000" stop="20260416102324 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102324 +0000" stop="20260416104719 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104719 +0000" stop="20260416111110 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111110 +0000" stop="20260416113514 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416113514 +0000" stop="20260416115907 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115907 +0000" stop="20260416122259 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122259 +0000" stop="20260416124650 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124650 +0000" stop="20260416131037 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131037 +0000" stop="20260416133430 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133430 +0000" stop="20260416135823 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135823 +0000" stop="20260416142221 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416142221 +0000" stop="20260416144615 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144615 +0000" stop="20260416151006 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151006 +0000" stop="20260416153359 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416153359 +0000" stop="20260416155759 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155759 +0000" stop="20260416162153 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162153 +0000" stop="20260416164546 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164546 +0000" stop="20260416170939 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170939 +0000" stop="20260416173333 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173333 +0000" stop="20260416175724 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175724 +0000" stop="20260416182115 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182115 +0000" stop="20260416184518 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184518 +0000" stop="20260416190911 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190911 +0000" stop="20260416193306 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193306 +0000" stop="20260416195710 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195710 +0000" stop="20260416202016 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202016 +0000" stop="20260416204321 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204321 +0000" stop="20260416210529 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210529 +0000" stop="20260416212835 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416212835 +0000" stop="20260416215045 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215045 +0000" stop="20260416221252 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416221252 +0000" stop="20260416223557 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223557 +0000" stop="20260416225901 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225901 +0000" stop="20260416232105 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416232105 +0000" stop="20260416234311 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416234311 +0000" stop="20260417000506 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417000506 +0000" stop="20260417002710 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002710 +0000" stop="20260417004913 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417004913 +0000" stop="20260417011216 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011216 +0000" stop="20260417013421 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013421 +0000" stop="20260417015623 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417015623 +0000" stop="20260417021828 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021828 +0000" stop="20260417024029 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417024029 +0000" stop="20260417030233 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417030233 +0000" stop="20260417032434 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417032434 +0000" stop="20260417034635 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034635 +0000" stop="20260417040834 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040834 +0000" stop="20260417043044 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043044 +0000" stop="20260417045245 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045245 +0000" stop="20260417051450 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417051450 +0000" stop="20260417053654 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053654 +0000" stop="20260417060046 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417060046 +0000" stop="20260417062439 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062439 +0000" stop="20260417064834 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064834 +0000" stop="20260417071226 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071226 +0000" stop="20260417073630 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073630 +0000" stop="20260417080022 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417080022 +0000" stop="20260417082415 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075259 +0000" stop="20260415081604 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081604 +0000" stop="20260415083907 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415083907 +0000" stop="20260415090213 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090213 +0000" stop="20260415092519 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092519 +0000" stop="20260415094824 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415094824 +0000" stop="20260415095945 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095945 +0000" stop="20260415101135 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101135 +0000" stop="20260415102255 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102255 +0000" stop="20260415104600 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104600 +0000" stop="20260415105748 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105748 +0000" stop="20260415110909 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415110909 +0000" stop="20260415113203 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A traveler from the Orient searches out the Gummi Bears to honor an ancient pact of friendship and help concerning a dragon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113203 +0000" stop="20260415115501 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115501 +0000" stop="20260415121758 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121758 +0000" stop="20260415124057 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A ghost of a Gummi knight leads Cubbi on a quest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124057 +0000" stop="20260415130346 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummies Just Want to Have Fun - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grammi is visited by a childhood friend, Nogum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130346 +0000" stop="20260415132638 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni wants to find a new place to live but finds that Gummi Glen is the best home for a Gummi Bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132638 +0000" stop="20260415134917 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Color Me Gummi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cavin becomes a great painter with a LOT of help from Gusto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415134917 +0000" stop="20260415141205 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141205 +0000" stop="20260415143459 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi find a ancient Gummi training center and Tummi takes a crash course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143459 +0000" stop="20260415145748 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145748 +0000" stop="20260415150946 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150946 +0000" stop="20260415153128 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153128 +0000" stop="20260415155421 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cubbi leans to fly and lands the Gummies in trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155421 +0000" stop="20260415161711 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn steals a Gummi submarine and Tummi earns some respect by foiling Duke Igthorn's plans</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161711 +0000" stop="20260415164014 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164014 +0000" stop="20260415170314 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sunni learns the importance of keeping Gummi traditions when a giant reawakens thanks to her carelessness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170314 +0000" stop="20260415172614 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172614 +0000" stop="20260415174917 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415174917 +0000" stop="20260415181219 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181219 +0000" stop="20260415183523 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tummi fights a battle with his own self control when Duke Igthorn temps him with food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183523 +0000" stop="20260415185824 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185824 +0000" stop="20260415192127 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192127 +0000" stop="20260415194429 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194429 +0000" stop="20260415200722 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200722 +0000" stop="20260415201900 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415201900 +0000" stop="20260415204142 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204142 +0000" stop="20260415205249 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205249 +0000" stop="20260415211528 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415211528 +0000" stop="20260415213804 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415213804 +0000" stop="20260415214935 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214935 +0000" stop="20260415221217 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221217 +0000" stop="20260415223450 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223450 +0000" stop="20260415225730 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225730 +0000" stop="20260415230839 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415230839 +0000" stop="20260415233120 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233120 +0000" stop="20260415235404 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235404 +0000" stop="20260416001646 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001646 +0000" stop="20260416003930 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003930 +0000" stop="20260416010213 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi Trouble - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Igthorn gets a love potion to put on Lady Bane. The potion gets mixed up when he tries to use it. Tummi falls for Lady Bane &amp; Lady Bane falls for Toadie!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010213 +0000" stop="20260416012444 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Gregor and Jean-Claude have a war summit while Sunni helps Calla make peace with princess Marrie.</desc>
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    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
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    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
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    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
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    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gummi Glen is leaking and Gruffi leads the gang in repairs by being a slave driver, getting on the nerves of even the mild mannered Zummi. Out of anger Zummi puts a personality spell on Zummi, the result of which everyone initially enjoys but soon finds out the nasty side of the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
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    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tummi learns why the handicapped don't always need help.</desc>
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    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
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    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a baby cliff dragon that hiccups flaming bubbles</desc>
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    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A slumber sprite puts Gruffi to sleep</desc>
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    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Gummies find a gummiscope but have to destroy it to prevent Igthorn from getting it to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi cleans up his act and learns faster is not better.</desc>
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    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trolls try to hijack a shipment of gold protected by Sir Gawain.</desc>
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    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Igthorn puts Dunwyn to sleep and Calla takes charge during the crisis.</desc>
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    <title>The Crimson Avenger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cubbi's first appearance as his alter ego the Crimson avenger.</desc>
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    <title>A Hard Dazed Knight - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Igthorn traps Gregor in a magic egg so Calla and Gruffi go save him.</desc>
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    <title>Do Unto Ogres - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sunni saves Toadie's life and teaches him about self respect.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Spell Holds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Zummi experiments with advanced magic gets himself into trouble, when he released an evil wizard.</desc>
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    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
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    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
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    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
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    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
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    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
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    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A traveler from the Orient searches out the Gummi Bears to honor an ancient pact of friendship and help concerning a dragon.</desc>
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    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
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    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A ghost of a Gummi knight leads Cubbi on a quest.</desc>
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    <title>Gummies Just Want to Have Fun - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grammi is visited by a childhood friend, Nogum.</desc>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni wants to find a new place to live but finds that Gummi Glen is the best home for a Gummi Bear.</desc>
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    <title>Color Me Gummi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cavin becomes a great painter with a LOT of help from Gusto.</desc>
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    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
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    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
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    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
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    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
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    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
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    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
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    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
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    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
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    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
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    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
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    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
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    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
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    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417044114 +0000" stop="20260417050351 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050351 +0000" stop="20260417051522 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417051522 +0000" stop="20260417053803 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053803 +0000" stop="20260417060037 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417060037 +0000" stop="20260417062317 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062317 +0000" stop="20260417063426 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063426 +0000" stop="20260417065707 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417065707 +0000" stop="20260417071951 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071951 +0000" stop="20260417074232 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417074232 +0000" stop="20260417080517 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415073657 +0000" stop="20260415080029 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415080029 +0000" stop="20260415082400 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415082400 +0000" stop="20260415084728 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084728 +0000" stop="20260415091046 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091046 +0000" stop="20260415093356 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093356 +0000" stop="20260415095726 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095726 +0000" stop="20260415102037 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102037 +0000" stop="20260415104407 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104407 +0000" stop="20260415112832 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112832 +0000" stop="20260415121321 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121321 +0000" stop="20260415122417 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122417 +0000" stop="20260415124724 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124724 +0000" stop="20260415125818 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125818 +0000" stop="20260415130930 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130930 +0000" stop="20260415133249 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133249 +0000" stop="20260415135612 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135612 +0000" stop="20260415141938 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141938 +0000" stop="20260415144242 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415144242 +0000" stop="20260415150601 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150601 +0000" stop="20260415152914 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152914 +0000" stop="20260415155247 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155247 +0000" stop="20260415163816 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163816 +0000" stop="20260415170132 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170132 +0000" stop="20260415172458 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172458 +0000" stop="20260415181435 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181435 +0000" stop="20260415183741 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183741 +0000" stop="20260415190108 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190108 +0000" stop="20260415192419 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192419 +0000" stop="20260415194751 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194751 +0000" stop="20260415201113 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415201113 +0000" stop="20260415205945 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205945 +0000" stop="20260415212315 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212315 +0000" stop="20260415214624 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214624 +0000" stop="20260415220941 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415220941 +0000" stop="20260415223246 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223246 +0000" stop="20260415225600 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225600 +0000" stop="20260415232009 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232009 +0000" stop="20260415234329 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234329 +0000" stop="20260416000657 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000657 +0000" stop="20260416003023 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003023 +0000" stop="20260416005350 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005350 +0000" stop="20260416011718 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416011718 +0000" stop="20260416014050 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014050 +0000" stop="20260416020418 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020418 +0000" stop="20260416022733 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416022733 +0000" stop="20260416025050 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416025050 +0000" stop="20260416031410 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031410 +0000" stop="20260416033822 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033822 +0000" stop="20260416040157 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040157 +0000" stop="20260416042513 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416042513 +0000" stop="20260416044739 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044739 +0000" stop="20260416053228 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053228 +0000" stop="20260416062206 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416062206 +0000" stop="20260416063300 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063300 +0000" stop="20260416064358 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416064358 +0000" stop="20260416065452 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065452 +0000" stop="20260416070544 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070544 +0000" stop="20260416071647 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071647 +0000" stop="20260416072753 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072753 +0000" stop="20260416073858 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073858 +0000" stop="20260416075000 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075000 +0000" stop="20260416080112 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080112 +0000" stop="20260416081149 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081149 +0000" stop="20260416082400 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082400 +0000" stop="20260416083452 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416083452 +0000" stop="20260416084551 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084551 +0000" stop="20260416090814 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090814 +0000" stop="20260416093136 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mine - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, and Goddard blast off into space in Jimmy's newly invented spaceship to mine for aster-rubies while fighting off space bandits and their own greed.   Inventions: the Jimbus, Chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093136 +0000" stop="20260416095455 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095455 +0000" stop="20260416101821 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101821 +0000" stop="20260416104145 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104145 +0000" stop="20260416110449 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110449 +0000" stop="20260416112818 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112818 +0000" stop="20260416115135 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115135 +0000" stop="20260416121504 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121504 +0000" stop="20260416123853 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123853 +0000" stop="20260416130225 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130225 +0000" stop="20260416132556 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416132556 +0000" stop="20260416134924 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134924 +0000" stop="20260416141242 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141242 +0000" stop="20260416143552 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416143552 +0000" stop="20260416145922 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145922 +0000" stop="20260416152233 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416152233 +0000" stop="20260416154603 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154603 +0000" stop="20260416163028 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163028 +0000" stop="20260416171517 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171517 +0000" stop="20260416172613 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172613 +0000" stop="20260416174920 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416174920 +0000" stop="20260416180014 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416180014 +0000" stop="20260416181126 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181126 +0000" stop="20260416183444 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183444 +0000" stop="20260416185808 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416185808 +0000" stop="20260416192134 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192134 +0000" stop="20260416194438 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416194438 +0000" stop="20260416200756 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200756 +0000" stop="20260416203110 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203110 +0000" stop="20260416205443 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205443 +0000" stop="20260416214012 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214012 +0000" stop="20260416220328 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220328 +0000" stop="20260416222654 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222654 +0000" stop="20260416231630 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231630 +0000" stop="20260416233937 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233937 +0000" stop="20260417000304 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417000304 +0000" stop="20260417002615 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002615 +0000" stop="20260417004947 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417004947 +0000" stop="20260417011309 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011309 +0000" stop="20260417020140 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020140 +0000" stop="20260417022511 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022511 +0000" stop="20260417024819 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024819 +0000" stop="20260417031137 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031137 +0000" stop="20260417033442 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033442 +0000" stop="20260417035756 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035756 +0000" stop="20260417042205 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042205 +0000" stop="20260417044525 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044525 +0000" stop="20260417050853 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050853 +0000" stop="20260417053219 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053219 +0000" stop="20260417055546 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055546 +0000" stop="20260417061914 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061914 +0000" stop="20260417064246 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064246 +0000" stop="20260417070613 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070613 +0000" stop="20260417072929 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417072929 +0000" stop="20260417075246 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075246 +0000" stop="20260417081606 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074120 +0000" stop="20260415080842 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie Plans a Surprise - S07E36</title>
    <desc>After learning from his two sons that he talks in his sleep, Ozzie worries he'll reveal Harriet's upcoming birthday surprise. He takes unusual measures to prevent this from happening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415080842 +0000" stop="20260415083604 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sea Captain - S08E01</title>
    <desc>An old pal of Ozzie's offers David a job as a crew member on his ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415083604 +0000" stop="20260415090327 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie, the Host - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Ozzie invites Darby over for dinner. The simple dinner turns into a big party as more friends are invited.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090327 +0000" stop="20260415093051 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David, the Law Clerk - S08E03</title>
    <desc>It seems as though everyone is trying to help David get a job as a law clerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093051 +0000" stop="20260415095820 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Needs Girls - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Ricky must decide between going to a dance or going up to the mountains with the guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095820 +0000" stop="20260415102545 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rancher's Daughter - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The father of David's galpal owns a ranch with a well-stocked lake for fishing so Ozzie and his buddies wrangle an invitation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102545 +0000" stop="20260415105250 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nelsons Decide to Move - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Ozzie decides that the family needs to move into an apartment and tries to convince them to follow his advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105250 +0000" stop="20260415112014 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David, the Sleuth - S08E07</title>
    <desc>David trails a man whom he believes is faking an injury in order to collect insurance money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112014 +0000" stop="20260415114750 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gas Station - S08E08</title>
    <desc>When the women's club takes over a gas station one weekend for charity, Ozzie, Darby and Joe are sure they'll be sweet talked into helping, and resolve to refuse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415114750 +0000" stop="20260415121515 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fathers' Night at the Fraternity House - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The fraternity brothers are short of funds for the swimming pool they want to build in back of the frat house, so they plan to put the squeeze on their fathers by luring them to a Dad's Night steak dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121515 +0000" stop="20260415124241 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Anniversary - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet make plans to surprise each other on the date of their wedding anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124241 +0000" stop="20260415131006 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Gets Even - S08E11</title>
    <desc>A pretty girl who put a dent in Ricky's car offers to be his slave until the debt is paid off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131006 +0000" stop="20260415133721 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Interest for Harriet - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to interest Harriet in his activities so they can be together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133721 +0000" stop="20260415140345 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie Keeps a Secret - S08E13</title>
    <desc>It's up to Ozzie to get Ricky's galpal to a surprise party in her honor without ruining the surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415140345 +0000" stop="20260415143115 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David's Car Payments - S08E14</title>
    <desc>David is borrowing money from everyone he knows to help out a friend.  When Ozzie misinterprets a letter from a finance company to David, (it's an advertising flier), he thinks that David's car in being repossessed.  Oz and Harriet think that David is in deep financial trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143115 +0000" stop="20260415145839 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Circus - S08E15</title>
    <desc>In order to impress a girl who works at a circus, David and Ricky put together a trapeze act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145839 +0000" stop="20260415152610 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's English Literature Class - S08E16</title>
    <desc>The local Women's Club needs a guest speaker, and Ozzie is nominated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152610 +0000" stop="20260415155340 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lockout - S08E17</title>
    <desc>If Dave and Rick don't return their dates to the dorm by eleven o'clock, they will be locked out by their strict housemother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155340 +0000" stop="20260415162108 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uninvited Guests - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet are receiving a visit from a couple they met when away for a weekend through mutual friends but are having trouble remembering who they are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162108 +0000" stop="20260415164826 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Trap for Ricky - S08E19</title>
    <desc>A girl has a crush on Ricky and her friends devise ways to bring them together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164826 +0000" stop="20260415171553 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Interesting Evening - S08E20</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171553 +0000" stop="20260415174306 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave Goofs Off - S08E21</title>
    <desc>David tries to impress the senior partner at his law firm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415174306 +0000" stop="20260415181040 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Dishes - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Harriet tells a tall-tale about the magic that her dishes possess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181040 +0000" stop="20260415183757 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Professor's Experiment - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Rick volunteers to assist a professor with his chemistry experiments on Saturday night to avoid having to take two girls to a fraternity dance on the same night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183757 +0000" stop="20260415190521 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The T-Shirts - S08E24</title>
    <desc>One of the founders of the Men's Club is returning to town and Ozzie's in charge of getting T-shirts welcoming him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190521 +0000" stop="20260415193249 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Husband - S08E25</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193249 +0000" stop="20260415200008 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Day at Blueberry Rock - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is determined to ride his rented bicycle all the way uphill to Blueberry Rock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200008 +0000" stop="20260415202729 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave and the Schoolteacher - S08E27</title>
    <desc>David strikes up a relationship with an old elementary school classmate, who has now grown up to be a beautiful elementary school teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202729 +0000" stop="20260415205505 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Plans for Summer - S08E28</title>
    <desc>Rick, Wally, and Zeke search for summer jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205505 +0000" stop="20260415212143 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forgotten Promise - S08E29</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe try to duck out on a promise they made to their wives that they would attend an upcoming lecture with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212143 +0000" stop="20260415214912 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painting the Sorority House - S08E30</title>
    <desc>Rick and his fraternity brothers get roped into painting their girlfriends' sorority house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214912 +0000" stop="20260415221548 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No News for Harriet - S08E31</title>
    <desc>When Harriet gets disappointed because Ozzie forgot to tell her anything about his day, neighbor Joe Randolph suggests that he make things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221548 +0000" stop="20260415224232 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weekend Vacation - S08E32</title>
    <desc>Ozzie wants some peace and quiet on a weekend vacation but Harriet has other ideas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224232 +0000" stop="20260415231011 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fraternity Junk Drive - S09E01</title>
    <desc>A newspaper article mistakes the fraternity's intentions regarding disbursement of funds raised from their junk drive. The frat brothers must scramble to set things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415231011 +0000" stop="20260415233751 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Gets Discouraged - S09E02</title>
    <desc>After Dave's boss, Mr. Kelley, asks him to do several menial tasks, Dave feels like he's not getting anywhere in the law profession, so he considers quitting his job and entering the advertising field.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233751 +0000" stop="20260416000525 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ozzie, the Boatkeeper - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ozzie lets nieghbor Joe Randolph store his new boat at the Nelson home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000525 +0000" stop="20260416003304 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Brother's Girl - S09E04</title>
    <desc>David falls for a girl, but she's been going out with brother Ricky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003304 +0000" stop="20260416010014 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Gets a Raise - S09E05</title>
    <desc>David is anxious for his boss to give him a raise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010014 +0000" stop="20260416012752 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Table and the Painting - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe Randolph exchange horrible gifts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012752 +0000" stop="20260416015524 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sweater for Rick - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Galpal Joyce begins knitting a sweater for beau Ricky but when it takes up too much of her time he begins seeing another damsel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015524 +0000" stop="20260416022302 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Need - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Ozzie's friends decide to go play golf instead of helping him fix the plumbing at the Nelson house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416022302 +0000" stop="20260416025041 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David's Almost In-Laws - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet think David is planning to get married real soon when they get invited to dinner at his galpal's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416025041 +0000" stop="20260416031815 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Hires a Secretary - S09E10</title>
    <desc>David hires a pretty girl to be his boss's secretary when the regular gal takes a vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031815 +0000" stop="20260416034553 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lawnmower for Ozzie - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Ricky break into neighbor Joe Randolph's garage to retrieve a borrowed lawnmower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416034553 +0000" stop="20260416041324 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl in the Emporium - S09E12</title>
    <desc>After meeting a girl who works in an emporium, Ricky applies for a Christmas job there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041324 +0000" stop="20260416044052 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piano for the Fraternity - S09E13</title>
    <desc>David and Ricky's fraternity decides to throw a Christmas party but there's no piano to be found.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044052 +0000" stop="20260416050823 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Counts the Ballots - S09E14</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Campus Queen contest and Rick gets assigned to count the ballots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050823 +0000" stop="20260416053548 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Loses Things - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Rick's girlfriend becomes jealous when he keeps bumping into a klutzy girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053548 +0000" stop="20260416060316 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safe Husbands - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe scheme to make their wives jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060316 +0000" stop="20260416063045 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Briefcase - S09E17</title>
    <desc>David gets his briefcase mixed up with that of someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063045 +0000" stop="20260416065814 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaperones - S09E18</title>
    <desc>The Maynards with their daughter Joyce are visiting the Nelsons where Ricky meets Joyce and invites her to a Frat party which may be at a mountain cabin on a lake. The Nelsons offer to be chaperones so that the party will be at their house much to the relief of the Maynards (especially Harry). However the party appears not to be at the Nelsons nor the Frat house. The Nelsons drive up to the mountain cabin and only find the Frat house poker party. Ozzie calls Harry Maynard throughout episode to find out where the party should be and finally upon Harry's suggestion they drive to the Pine Lodge to speak to the desk clerk (Richard Deacon), but still no party. They return home to find that the party is in full swing at their house after all. The story being that the party started out at the Frat house but when the record player broke down, it moved to The Nelsons. However, Ricky and Joyce are still missing and are located at the Maynard's house.  They leave for the party. Also the Maynards</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065814 +0000" stop="20260416072540 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bowling With the Wives - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Ozzie inadvertently invites the wives to come bowling with the guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072540 +0000" stop="20260416075308 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Man in Alaska - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Ricky's frat brothers think he's been giving out information about fraternity activities to a school newspaper gossip columnist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075308 +0000" stop="20260416082037 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Small Boys and a Dog - S09E21</title>
    <desc>David plays the judge over the rightful owner of a dog when two boys claim it to be their's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082037 +0000" stop="20260416084801 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boys' Portraits - S09E22</title>
    <desc>When a girl paints a portrait of Ricky, Ozzie and Harriet worry that elder son David will feel slighted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084801 +0000" stop="20260416091532 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Kelley's Important Papers - S09E23</title>
    <desc>In David's absence, Ozzie and Harriet decide to deliver some important papers for his boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091532 +0000" stop="20260416094301 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Golf Story - S09E24</title>
    <desc>David scores a hole-in-one on the golf course but when the story hits the campus newspaper it's pal Wally who did the deed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094301 +0000" stop="20260416101038 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's Broken Arm - S09E25</title>
    <desc>Wally stands up his galpal using the excuse that he was visiting a friend with a broken arm---Ricky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101038 +0000" stop="20260416103804 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Houseguest - S09E26</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet babysit for a neighbor's son when his mother goes to the hospital to have a baby.</desc>
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    <title>The Manly Arts - S09E27</title>
    <desc>Ozzie, Ricky, and David disagree over which form of self-defense is best and they might get a chance to find out when they take jobs as guards for a detective agency.</desc>
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    <title>A Question of Suits and Ties - S09E28</title>
    <desc>Members of a sorority refuse to have anything more to do with David and Ricky's fraternity until they improve their dressing habits.</desc>
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    <title>The Pen and Pencil Set - S09E29</title>
    <desc>A pen and pencil set is among some old items found at the Nelson household.</desc>
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    <title>Selling Rick's Drums - S09E30</title>
    <desc>With the help of Bruce, Dave schemes to secretly sell Rick's old drum set to a pretty girl, who both he and Rick want to meet and ask out on a date.</desc>
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    <title>E.S.P. - S09E31</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe make a bet with their wives that they can prove men have greater extra sensory perception than women.</desc>
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    <title>Rick's 21st Birthday - S09E32</title>
    <desc>Rick's late Great-Uncle Walter left an envelope for Rick to be opened on his 21st birthday, and the entire Nelson household can hardly wait to find out what's inside.</desc>
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    <title>Built-In TV Set - S09E33</title>
    <desc>Getting a free used television set from neighbor Joe becomes a very expensive proposition for Ozzie.</desc>
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    <title>Dancing Lessons - S10E01</title>
    <desc>After their wives insist that they escort them to the women's club dance, Ozzie and pal Joe decide to take dancing lessons.</desc>
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    <title>The High Cost of Dating - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Ricky and his fraternity brothers find the cost of dates with their damsels getting higher and higher.</desc>
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    <title>The Newlyweds Get Settled - S10E03</title>
    <desc>While David and bride June are on their honeymoon, Harriet decides to re-decorate their apartment.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraternity Rents Out a Room - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The fraternity brothers rent out a room to one of their professors.</desc>
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    <title>David Goes Back to Work - S10E05</title>
    <desc>David returns to the office from his honeymoon and promises to keep in touch with June but his assignments might make it a hard promise to keep.</desc>
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    <title>Ten for the Tigers - S10E06</title>
    <desc>A neighborhood youth club calling themselves the Tigers asks for Ozzie's help in fund raising for a secret project.</desc>
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    <title>Rick Grades a Test - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Rick is put in a position where he must grade his girlfriend's English exam.</desc>
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    <title>The Barking Dog - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is upset when a loud barking dog interrupts their peaceful fishing trip.</desc>
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    <title>Rick Comes to Dinner - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Rick and his date get invited to Dave and June's apartment for dinner.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Stamps - S10E10</title>
    <desc>Harriet is made custodian of the books when her women's club decides to purchase a gift for their retiring president with trading stamps.</desc>
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    <title>Ricky the Milkman - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Rick takes over a friend's milk delivery route as a short-term favor.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraternity Pin - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Campus rumor has it that Ricky is going to give his fraternity pin to damsel he's only taken out a couple of times.</desc>
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    <title>The Backyard Pet Show - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is selected to judge a neighborhood pet show.</desc>
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    <title>The Special Cake - S10E14</title>
    <desc>There's a tradition in the Nelson family that a wife must bake a special cake in order to remind a husband of upcoming anniversaries. June Nelson might have to do some baking as it appears that David has forgotten their upcoming anniversary.</desc>
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    <title>The Randolph's Niece - S10E15</title>
    <desc>The niece of Joe and Clara Randolph arrives for a visit and Ricky is asked to show her around. Needless to say, this affair does not please his gal Norma.</desc>
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    <title>A Lamp for Dave and June - S10E16</title>
    <desc>June badly wants a new lamp for their apartment but David says they don't have enough money in their budget.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraternity Cook - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Harriet hires on as the new cook for Ricky's fraternity which leaves Ozzie with the task of fixing his own meals.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Barry - S10E18</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to ease the fears of young Barry who's scheduled to have an operation removing his tonsils.</desc>
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    <title>Making Wally Study - S10E19</title>
    <desc>Ricky's fraternity house is in danger of being put on scholastic probation.</desc>
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    <title>Lending Money to Wally - S10E20</title>
    <desc>Fraternity brother Wally confesses to Ricky that he can't afford a fancy dinner at a plush restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Lonesome Parents - S10E21</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet get lonely because they haven't heard from David and June lately.</desc>
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    <title>The Client's Daughter - S10E22</title>
    <desc>David ropes Ricky into being a date for the daughter of an important client of his firm.</desc>
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    <title>The Student Nurse - S10E23</title>
    <desc>Ricky and pal Wally begin spending a lot of time in the campus infirmary but it's not because they're ailing. It's because of a pretty nurse.</desc>
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    <title>Barry's Birthday - S10E24</title>
    <desc>Young Barry pesters Ozzie and Joe into taking him on a fishing trip with them but then the lad's mother informs Ozzie that she plans a surprise party for her son on the same day as the planned outing.</desc>
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    <title>Little Handprints in the Sidewalk - S10E25</title>
    <desc>After re-doing their sidewalk, Ozzie and Harriet try to find a place to keep the cement block with the handprints of young David and Ricky.</desc>
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    <title>Rick and the Maid of Honor - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Rick serves as best man at the wedding of his friend Jimmy and has to deal with a flirting maid of honor.</desc>
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    <title>Mrs. Bradford's Recipe - S11E02</title>
    <desc>A woman wants David's law firm to sue a local bakery because she claims it stole her favorite cake recipe.</desc>
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    <title>The Apartment - S11E03</title>
    <desc>When David and June leave town for the weekend, Ozzie gets the idea to use the place during their absence.</desc>
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    <title>Rick and the Sculptress - S11E04</title>
    <desc>At an art exhibit, Ricky spies a very attractive item but it's not one of the pieces. It's a sculptress.</desc>
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    <title>Trip to Mexico - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet plan a trip down to Mexico. Then the Randolphs announce that they want to come along too.</desc>
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    <title>The Tigers Go to a Dance - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Harriet accepts the chairmanship of her women's club's annual children's dance.</desc>
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    <title>The Women's Club Play - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Ozzie agrees to produce a children's play for Harriet's women's club but members soon begin overwhelming him with their suggestions.</desc>
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    <title>Rick Sends a Picture - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Ricky sends a picture of himself to his grandmother and adds a loving inscription but a girl on campus sees the photo and thinks the inscription is about her.</desc>
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    <title>Rick, the Host - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Ricky can't seem to get any privacy on his dates with a hot chick named Gloria because his frat brothers keep tagging along.</desc>
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    <title>Losing Miss Edwards - S11E10</title>
    <desc>David tries to persuade his firm's secretary, who quit in a huff, to return to her position.</desc>
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    <title>An Old Friend of June's - S11E11</title>
    <desc>David invites June's old beau to dinner but then ends up stuck at the office with his new secretary.</desc>
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    <title>Game Inventors - S11E12</title>
    <desc>The Nelsons start a company to promote Wally's new idea of a children's game.</desc>
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    <title>Rick and the Boat Model - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Ricky buys his galpal's little brother a boat model and ends up spending more time helping the boy put the model together than he does with his gal.</desc>
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    <title>June and the Great Outdoors - S11E14</title>
    <desc>David wants to test a camper truck he'd like to buy but wifey June's idea of roughing it is to stay at the Holliday Inn.</desc>
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    <title>The Girl at the Ski Lodge - S11E15</title>
    <desc>During a ski trip, Ricky and his frat brothers play a prank on Wally when they tell him that a pretty skier wants him to take her to a dance.</desc>
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    <title>Roadside Courtesy - S11E16</title>
    <desc>When Harriet and Clara are late for dinner, Ozzie and Joe decide to turn the situation into a practical joke.</desc>
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    <title>Dave and the Teenager - S11E17</title>
    <desc>A high school girl moves into a new apartment building. It doesn't take her long to be infatuated with one of the building's tenants--David Nelson.</desc>
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    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
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    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
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    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
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    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
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    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
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    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
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    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
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    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
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    <title>Brothers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Puss is Toby's new BFFAEAE and it's driving Puss crazy, but when Toby is kidnapped by his ninja brothers, Puss realizes how much he misses the big oaf. Unfortunately, the brothers use Toby to steal a powerful gauntlet from the treasure house, which they plan to use for "mad evil, bro."</desc>
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    <title>Duchess - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Duchess seeks Artephius' soul for her spell collection, and it's up to Puss to protect him. It turns out that The Duchess and Artephius have a complicated relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Adventure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
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    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
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    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
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    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
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    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
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    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
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    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
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    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
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    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
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    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
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    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
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    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
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    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
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    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
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    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415204359 +0000" stop="20260415210723 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415213047 +0000" stop="20260415215413 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416001457 +0000" stop="20260416003833 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416003833 +0000" stop="20260416010209 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416010209 +0000" stop="20260416012553 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416012553 +0000" stop="20260416014919 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416014919 +0000" stop="20260416021257 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416023633 +0000" stop="20260416030009 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416034721 +0000" stop="20260416041057 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416041057 +0000" stop="20260416043435 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416043435 +0000" stop="20260416045811 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416045811 +0000" stop="20260416052147 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416052147 +0000" stop="20260416054532 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416054532 +0000" stop="20260416060907 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416060907 +0000" stop="20260416063243 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416063243 +0000" stop="20260416065619 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416071957 +0000" stop="20260416074336 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074336 +0000" stop="20260416080710 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416080710 +0000" stop="20260416083044 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416083044 +0000" stop="20260416085418 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416085418 +0000" stop="20260416091751 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416091751 +0000" stop="20260416094125 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416094125 +0000" stop="20260416100459 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before they Hatch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Orphan Esme's imaginary friend Sally turns out to be a very real gargoyle whose lost eggs must be recovered before her hatchlings endanger the town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416100459 +0000" stop="20260416102833 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416102833 +0000" stop="20260416105207 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105207 +0000" stop="20260416111541 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111541 +0000" stop="20260416113915 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416113915 +0000" stop="20260416120249 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416120249 +0000" stop="20260416122623 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416122623 +0000" stop="20260416124957 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
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    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
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    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416133705 +0000" stop="20260416140039 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416140039 +0000" stop="20260416142413 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416142413 +0000" stop="20260416144747 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416144747 +0000" stop="20260416151121 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416151121 +0000" stop="20260416153455 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416153455 +0000" stop="20260416155829 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416155829 +0000" stop="20260416162203 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162203 +0000" stop="20260416164537 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416164537 +0000" stop="20260416170911 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416170911 +0000" stop="20260416173245 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416173245 +0000" stop="20260416175606 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416175606 +0000" stop="20260416181928 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416181928 +0000" stop="20260416184250 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Puss is Toby's new BFFAEAE and it's driving Puss crazy, but when Toby is kidnapped by his ninja brothers, Puss realizes how much he misses the big oaf. Unfortunately, the brothers use Toby to steal a powerful gauntlet from the treasure house, which they plan to use for "mad evil, bro."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416184250 +0000" stop="20260416190612 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duchess - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Duchess seeks Artephius' soul for her spell collection, and it's up to Puss to protect him. It turns out that The Duchess and Artephius have a complicated relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416190612 +0000" stop="20260416192931 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192931 +0000" stop="20260416195255 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416195255 +0000" stop="20260416201619 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416201619 +0000" stop="20260416203943 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203943 +0000" stop="20260416210307 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210307 +0000" stop="20260416212631 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416212631 +0000" stop="20260416214955 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416214955 +0000" stop="20260416221319 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416221319 +0000" stop="20260416223645 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223645 +0000" stop="20260416230009 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230009 +0000" stop="20260416232335 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416232335 +0000" stop="20260416234659 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416234659 +0000" stop="20260417001023 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417001023 +0000" stop="20260417003347 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003347 +0000" stop="20260417005711 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
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    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012035 +0000" stop="20260417014359 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014359 +0000" stop="20260417020723 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020723 +0000" stop="20260417023047 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023047 +0000" stop="20260417025411 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417025411 +0000" stop="20260417031735 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031735 +0000" stop="20260417034059 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034059 +0000" stop="20260417040425 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040425 +0000" stop="20260417042751 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042751 +0000" stop="20260417045117 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045117 +0000" stop="20260417051443 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417051443 +0000" stop="20260417053808 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053808 +0000" stop="20260417060134 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417060134 +0000" stop="20260417062509 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417062509 +0000" stop="20260417064845 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064845 +0000" stop="20260417071221 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071221 +0000" stop="20260417073606 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073606 +0000" stop="20260417075931 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075931 +0000" stop="20260417082310 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075446 +0000" stop="20260415082103 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Minutes to Doom - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Beat the clock:  The race is on to stop an innocent Death Row inmate's date with the electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415082103 +0000" stop="20260415084717 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Squeeze - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A powerful ally: the Man of Steel assists an ex-con blackmailed into returning to his criminal past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084717 +0000" stop="20260415091333 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Could Read Minds - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Swami says: send for Superman! Jimmy and Lois suspect a nightclub mind reader is linked to a theft ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091333 +0000" stop="20260415093950 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ace - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Look up! Superman rescues a pilot on a test flight gone wrong and later frees him from kidnappers seeking military secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093950 +0000" stop="20260415100607 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot in the Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An amateur shutterbug snaps some incriminating photos, one of which suggests Clark is you-know-who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100607 +0000" stop="20260415103224 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Defeat of Superman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman is rendered powerless by a kryptonite trap. This sounds like a job for...Lois and Jimmy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103224 +0000" stop="20260415105837 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman in Exile - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beware of Superman! A nuclear incident leaves him glowing with radioactivity and lethal to anyone he's near.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105837 +0000" stop="20260415112458 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost for Scotland Yard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Man or spirit? A magician believed dead may have resurfaced in a vendetta against his earthly foes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112458 +0000" stop="20260415115113 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Who Knew Superman - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The nose knows. A dog rescued from a well by Superman keeps showing up at Clark Kent's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115113 +0000" stop="20260415121727 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face and the Voice - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Looks like him. Sounds like him. But he isn't Superman! A lookalike Man of Steel goes on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121727 +0000" stop="20260415124343 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Lead Mask - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Surgically altered fingerprints. Lead masks to block x-ray vision. Will these foil the police and Superman?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124343 +0000" stop="20260415130959 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Destination: Earth! Superman saves Metropolis from a plummeting asteroid -- and loses his memory in the process.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130959 +0000" stop="20260415133616 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Machine That Could Plot Crimes - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Meet Mr. Kelso, the computer that plans split second bank heists...and may know superman's secret, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133616 +0000" stop="20260415140233 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Devil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The superhero saves a lost expedition, defeats a fearsome beast and uses his grip to turn coal into diamonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415140233 +0000" stop="20260415142757 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend Superman - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Burger, fries and friendship.  Not everyone believes a diner owner who boasts of being pals with Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415142757 +0000" stop="20260415145415 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clown Who Cried - S02E16</title>
    <desc>What kind of clown would rob a kids' charity telethon? An imposter clown, that's who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145415 +0000" stop="20260415152031 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hated Superman - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Clark is temporary guardian of a crime-connected youth who secretly plots revenge against the reporter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152031 +0000" stop="20260415154648 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semi-Private Eye - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sam Spade. Philip Marlowe. Jimmy Olsen? He poses as a trench-coated private eye to stalk kidnappers.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154648 +0000" stop="20260415161304 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perry White's Scoop - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Stop the presses! Frustrated by Daily Planet's reporters, Perry White decides to cover a murder story himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161304 +0000" stop="20260415163919 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Wrecker - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A terrorist bombs Metropolis' transportation systems. His method: armed, radio-controlled toy airplanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163919 +0000" stop="20260415170534 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Vulture - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Avast, ye scurvy mates! A salvage-boat captain who fancies himself a pirate holds Lois and Jimmy captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170534 +0000" stop="20260415173150 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Olsen, Boy Editor - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Great Caesar's ghost! Jimmy Olsen replaces Perry White for a day -- with dizzy and dangerous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173150 +0000" stop="20260415175805 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady in Black - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Noises. Unusual people. Jimmy is sure something strange is going on at the apartment of his mom's friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175805 +0000" stop="20260415182421 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star of Fate - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A mystery from Egypt's past: the antidote to an ancient poison is under the base of the Great Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182421 +0000" stop="20260415185037 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whistling Bird - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The bird has the word. A pet parakeet that knows an inventor's secret formula is mysteriously birdnapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185037 +0000" stop="20260415191556 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World with Superman - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Paging Dr. Superman! His x-ray vision helps a surgeon restore a girl's sight, then he flies her on a world tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415191556 +0000" stop="20260415194204 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Time Barrier - S03E01</title>
    <desc>An inventor's time contraption whisks the Daily Planet staff to 50,000 B.C. One problem: how to get back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194204 +0000" stop="20260415200813 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talking Clue - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sound and fury. Bank robbers have a sudden interest in a young audiophile's collection of recorded sounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200813 +0000" stop="20260415203421 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Cat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ladders, black cats, Friday the 13th. All harmless -- but someone intends real harm to an anti-superstition society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415203421 +0000" stop="20260415210032 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman Week - S03E04</title>
    <desc>No dinners, no hoopla...just Kryptonite.  Two thugs have their own way of celebrating Superman Week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415210032 +0000" stop="20260415212639 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Caesar's Ghost - S03E05</title>
    <desc>He claims to be Caesar. But who's really behind the strange apparition vexing Perry White?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212639 +0000" stop="20260415215247 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test of a Warrior - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Great Horse faces his tribe's test of valor -- with help from a spirit named Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215247 +0000" stop="20260415221856 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olsen's Millions - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gee, thanks! An elderly woman rewards Jimmy $1 million because she thinks he rescued her cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221856 +0000" stop="20260415224506 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clark Kent, Outlaw - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent is the man on the inside, posing as an ace safecracker to get the goods on a crime ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224506 +0000" stop="20260415231114 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Necklace - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Wear the necklace and it protects you from harm. Bullets even bounce off Clark when he wears it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415231114 +0000" stop="20260415233720 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully of Dry Gulch - S03E10</title>
    <desc>His town. His way. But a bogus gunslinger who rules a Western town is no match for the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233720 +0000" stop="20260416000329 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight to the North - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Good ol' boy Sylvester is mistaken for Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000329 +0000" stop="20260416002936 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Souvenirs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is something hidden inside them? Items purchased at a Superman souvenir store may be clues to a crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416002936 +0000" stop="20260416005542 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King for a Day - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A royal performance: Jimmy poses as a prince of Burgonia to help thwart an assassination plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005542 +0000" stop="20260416012150 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A day at the races: Superman fight track corruption and the Daily Planet's racehorse gallops to victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012150 +0000" stop="20260416014756 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unlucky Number - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. With superman's help, it's possible to win a fixed contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014756 +0000" stop="20260416021406 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Freeze - S04E03</title>
    <desc>They'll stop him cold! Thugs think a freezer will keep Superman on ice during a rigged election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416021406 +0000" stop="20260416024016 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril by Sea - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Criminals aboard a submarine aim to torpedo Perry White and his seaside cottage to smithereens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024016 +0000" stop="20260416030621 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topsy Turvy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Which way is up? An invention that causes the illusion of being upside-down is stolen for villainous use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030621 +0000" stop="20260416033231 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy the Kid - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who's that guy? Hoodlums kidnap Jimmy and put a tough-talking lookalike in his place at the Daily Planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033231 +0000" stop="20260416035842 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Hired Superman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Villains have Superman right where they want him when he attends a party for a visiting foreign dignitary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416035842 +0000" stop="20260416042450 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding of Superman - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Superman pops the question, Lois says "yes". Is it a dream come true for the smitten femme reporter?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416042450 +0000" stop="20260416045102 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dagger Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Three brothers, one fortune.  Its finders keepers as the trio hunt for a hidden family inheritance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416045102 +0000" stop="20260416051711 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051711 +0000" stop="20260416054319 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054319 +0000" stop="20260416060928 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060928 +0000" stop="20260416063534 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063534 +0000" stop="20260416070141 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070141 +0000" stop="20260416072749 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072749 +0000" stop="20260416075355 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075355 +0000" stop="20260416081958 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081958 +0000" stop="20260416084604 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Lois - S05E05</title>
    <desc>She'll get all the dirt. Lois goes undercover, posing as a housemaid to get a story on a notorious criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084604 +0000" stop="20260416091212 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money to Burn - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Hot news: The arson suspect in a big warehouse fir is...Perry White!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091212 +0000" stop="20260416093820 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Town That Wasn't - S05E07</title>
    <desc>You can't locate it on a map. What's the secret behind a tiny, mysterious, out-of-the-way town?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093820 +0000" stop="20260416100426 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Shave - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A shave, a haircut, a new you, maybe a new life. A barber has an unusual influence on others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416100426 +0000" stop="20260416103035 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phony Alibi - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dialed in: An inventor's new creation gives crooks the ability to zoom themselves through telephone lines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103035 +0000" stop="20260416105641 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Albert Coat - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Oops! A boy gives his grandpa's coat to charity, unaware it holds the man's life savings. Can Superman save the savings?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105641 +0000" stop="20260416112246 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112246 +0000" stop="20260416114851 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114851 +0000" stop="20260416121457 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121457 +0000" stop="20260416124108 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Knight - S06E01</title>
    <desc>A gentlemen's society of armored knights holds many secrets (and holds jimmy and Lois captive, too).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124108 +0000" stop="20260416130719 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Secret - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ready, Aim...A crimelord kidnaps Lois and Jimmy, using them as bait to lure our hero into the line of fire of a Kryptonite ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130719 +0000" stop="20260416133329 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Are half powers better than none? To be in two places at one time, Superman rearranges his molecular density.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133329 +0000" stop="20260416135938 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Cube - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Safe from justice? A killer hides inside a bunker made of a strange material even Superman can't penetrate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135938 +0000" stop="20260416142544 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Atomic Captive - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The bomb explodes, a mushroom cloud rises...and Lois and Jimmy are stranded on the test site.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416142544 +0000" stop="20260416145052 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superman Silver Mine - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids can wait. Crooks attempt to claim a silver mine for themselves and keep it from becoming a summer camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145052 +0000" stop="20260416151705 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Forget - S06E07</title>
    <desc>An anti-memory vapor can be useful to villains...and perhaps to Clark Kent when he needs to conceal his heroics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151705 +0000" stop="20260416154317 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gentle Monster - S06E08</title>
    <desc>It means no harm. And may bring death to Superman. A newly created robot is powered by Kryptonite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154317 +0000" stop="20260416160926 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman's Wife - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Sorry, Lois. Superman unexpectedly marries a gorgeous blonde policewoman. But why?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160926 +0000" stop="20260416163535 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three in One - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Superman Arrested! While he's out of the way, three circus performers use their respective skills in a heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163535 +0000" stop="20260416170158 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brainy Burro - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Lois: bank robbers. They're accused of a theft committed by thugs and a mind-reading burro.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170158 +0000" stop="20260416172810 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perils of Superman - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Lois is tied to railroad track! Crooks in lead masks vow vengeance against the Daily Planet staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172810 +0000" stop="20260416175425 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Glitters - S06E13</title>
    <desc>What if? After a whack to the head, Jimmy dreams he and Lois have the same powers as the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175425 +0000" stop="20260416182018 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman on Earth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Journey with Superman from Krypton to Metropolis, as he joins that Daily Planet staff and meets the fiery Lois Lane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182018 +0000" stop="20260416184612 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted Lighthouse - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A terrified Jimmy Olsen calls for help, and Superman speeds to an isolated island where strange things happen in the fog-shrouded night.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184612 +0000" stop="20260416191135 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Talkative Dummy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Superman hunts for kidnapped armored-car drivers and a stolen fortune, Jimmy, locked inside a falling safe, hurtles to his doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191135 +0000" stop="20260416193700 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Broken Statues - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is kidnapped while on the trail of a suave but deadly criminal mastermind and a hidden priceless gem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193700 +0000" stop="20260416200250 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monkey Mystery - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Searching for stolen defense secrets, Clark Kent encounters a brutalized woman, a slain organ-grinder -- and a monkey dressed as Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200250 +0000" stop="20260416202845 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of Terror - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Superman races to find Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen who wait, helplessly bound, as a sadistic hit man prepares to execute them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202845 +0000" stop="20260416205423 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Letter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Superman is implicated in the abduction of a young girl who is thought to have information concerning hidden counterfeit plates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205423 +0000" stop="20260416211850 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Machine - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bravely testifying against a mobster, Lois Lane will die unless Clark Kent finds the weapon that will soon destroy her mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211850 +0000" stop="20260416214352 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Trapped in a mine filling with deadly gas, Lois Lane is beyond the reach of rescuers -- and Clark Kent doesn't know!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214352 +0000" stop="20260416220921 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Superman - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An insane scientist, using powerful experimental truth drugs on Perry White, Lois Lane and Clark Kent, learns Superman's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220921 +0000" stop="20260416223447 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Holds Barred - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a crooked wrestling promoter paralyzes honest athletes, Superman steps in to reverse the damage and rescue an innocent captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223447 +0000" stop="20260416225946 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserted Village - S01E12</title>
    <desc>As Clark Kent pursues the monster killing the few people left in Lois Lane's hometown, the girl reporter becomes its next victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225946 +0000" stop="20260416232515 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Costume - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After a burglar steals Superman's costume from Clark Kent's closet, a mobster threatens to reveal the Man of Steel's secret identity.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416232515 +0000" stop="20260416235044 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure of the Incas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lois and Jimmy follow a trail of murder that could lead to ancient riches -- or to their own deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235044 +0000" stop="20260417001609 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Unwittingly involved in a hunt for stolen radium, Jimmy is kidnapped and locked in a deathtrap by a fanatical doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001609 +0000" stop="20260417004113 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Wax - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane, chloroformed while investigating strange disappearances, is held prisoner in Madame Selina's wax museum of the living dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417004113 +0000" stop="20260417010645 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runaway Robot - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Captive Lois Lane will be murdered by gangsters unless inventor Horatio Hinkle uses his unique radio-controlled robot to rob banks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010645 +0000" stop="20260417013141 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drums of Death - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Aided by his ace reporters, Perry White flies to Haiti to search for his sister, the prisoner of a voodoo cult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013141 +0000" stop="20260417015728 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Three - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Perry White and Jimmy Olsen face death at the hands of three crazed murderers in a crumbling bayou hotel.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015728 +0000" stop="20260417022255 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddle of the Chinese Jade - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is held hostage by the armed criminal who has stolen a priceless antique and left two people to drown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022255 +0000" stop="20260417024843 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Bomb - S01E21</title>
    <desc>On a windswept narrow ledge high above the ground, Lois Lane is chained to a dynamite-wielding daredevil ready to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024843 +0000" stop="20260417031356 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Czar of the Underworld - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A killer sabotaging the filming of a crime exposé stalks Clark Kent and Inspector Henderson on a Hollywood studio soundstage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031356 +0000" stop="20260417033827 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Wolf - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering human footprints that turn into wolf tracks, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are trapped in a raging forest fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033827 +0000" stop="20260417040329 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Wave - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While hunting down an anonymous crime-boss, the Man of Steel is lured into a lighting-powered deathtrap that stops his heart.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040329 +0000" stop="20260417042911 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent and Lois Lane visit the world's deepest oil well in Silsby, when strange humanoid creatures appear and terrorize the townspeople.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042911 +0000" stop="20260417045501 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Convinced the Mole Men are peaceful beings, Superman must save them from a vengeful mob determined to kill the armed visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045501 +0000" stop="20260417052118 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Minutes to Doom - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Beat the clock:  The race is on to stop an innocent Death Row inmate's date with the electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052118 +0000" stop="20260417054732 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Squeeze - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A powerful ally: the Man of Steel assists an ex-con blackmailed into returning to his criminal past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054732 +0000" stop="20260417061348 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Could Read Minds - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Swami says: send for Superman! Jimmy and Lois suspect a nightclub mind reader is linked to a theft ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061348 +0000" stop="20260417064005 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ace - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Look up! Superman rescues a pilot on a test flight gone wrong and later frees him from kidnappers seeking military secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064005 +0000" stop="20260417070622 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot in the Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An amateur shutterbug snaps some incriminating photos, one of which suggests Clark is you-know-who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070622 +0000" stop="20260417073239 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Defeat of Superman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman is rendered powerless by a kryptonite trap. This sounds like a job for...Lois and Jimmy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073239 +0000" stop="20260417075852 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman in Exile - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beware of Superman! A nuclear incident leaves him glowing with radioactivity and lethal to anyone he's near.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075852 +0000" stop="20260417082513 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost for Scotland Yard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Man or spirit? A magician believed dead may have resurfaced in a vendetta against his earthly foes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075152 +0000" stop="20260415081531 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081531 +0000" stop="20260415083904 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415083904 +0000" stop="20260415085128 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415085128 +0000" stop="20260415085444 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415085444 +0000" stop="20260415085854 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415085854 +0000" stop="20260415090158 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090158 +0000" stop="20260415090621 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090621 +0000" stop="20260415091147 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091147 +0000" stop="20260415093615 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093615 +0000" stop="20260415100150 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100150 +0000" stop="20260415102725 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102725 +0000" stop="20260415105044 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105044 +0000" stop="20260415111450 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111450 +0000" stop="20260415113954 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113954 +0000" stop="20260415120332 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120332 +0000" stop="20260415122804 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122804 +0000" stop="20260415125142 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125142 +0000" stop="20260415131516 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131516 +0000" stop="20260415132740 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132740 +0000" stop="20260415133056 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133056 +0000" stop="20260415133506 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133506 +0000" stop="20260415133810 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133810 +0000" stop="20260415134233 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415134233 +0000" stop="20260415134759 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415134759 +0000" stop="20260415141227 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141227 +0000" stop="20260415143802 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143802 +0000" stop="20260415150336 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150336 +0000" stop="20260415152656 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152656 +0000" stop="20260415155101 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155101 +0000" stop="20260415161605 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161605 +0000" stop="20260415163944 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163944 +0000" stop="20260415170416 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170416 +0000" stop="20260415172754 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172754 +0000" stop="20260415175127 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175127 +0000" stop="20260415180352 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415180352 +0000" stop="20260415180707 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415180707 +0000" stop="20260415181118 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181118 +0000" stop="20260415181422 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181422 +0000" stop="20260415181845 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181845 +0000" stop="20260415182411 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182411 +0000" stop="20260415184839 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184839 +0000" stop="20260415191413 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415191413 +0000" stop="20260415193948 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193948 +0000" stop="20260415200307 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200307 +0000" stop="20260415202713 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202713 +0000" stop="20260415205217 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205217 +0000" stop="20260415211556 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415211556 +0000" stop="20260415214027 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214027 +0000" stop="20260415220406 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415220406 +0000" stop="20260415222739 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415222739 +0000" stop="20260415224004 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224004 +0000" stop="20260415224319 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224319 +0000" stop="20260415224730 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224730 +0000" stop="20260415225034 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225034 +0000" stop="20260415225457 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225457 +0000" stop="20260415230022 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415230022 +0000" stop="20260415232451 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232451 +0000" stop="20260415235025 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235025 +0000" stop="20260416001600 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001600 +0000" stop="20260416003919 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003919 +0000" stop="20260416010325 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010325 +0000" stop="20260416012829 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012829 +0000" stop="20260416015207 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015207 +0000" stop="20260416021639 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416021639 +0000" stop="20260416024018 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024018 +0000" stop="20260416030351 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030351 +0000" stop="20260416031615 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031615 +0000" stop="20260416031931 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031931 +0000" stop="20260416032341 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416032341 +0000" stop="20260416032645 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416032645 +0000" stop="20260416033108 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033108 +0000" stop="20260416033634 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033634 +0000" stop="20260416040102 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040102 +0000" stop="20260416042637 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416042637 +0000" stop="20260416045211 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416045211 +0000" stop="20260416051531 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051531 +0000" stop="20260416053937 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053937 +0000" stop="20260416060441 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060441 +0000" stop="20260416062819 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416062819 +0000" stop="20260416065251 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065251 +0000" stop="20260416071629 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071629 +0000" stop="20260416074003 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074003 +0000" stop="20260416075227 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075227 +0000" stop="20260416075543 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075543 +0000" stop="20260416075953 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075953 +0000" stop="20260416080257 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080257 +0000" stop="20260416080720 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080720 +0000" stop="20260416081246 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081246 +0000" stop="20260416083714 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416083714 +0000" stop="20260416090249 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090249 +0000" stop="20260416092823 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092823 +0000" stop="20260416095143 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095143 +0000" stop="20260416101548 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101548 +0000" stop="20260416104052 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104052 +0000" stop="20260416110431 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110431 +0000" stop="20260416112903 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112903 +0000" stop="20260416115241 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115241 +0000" stop="20260416121614 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121614 +0000" stop="20260416122839 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122839 +0000" stop="20260416123154 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123154 +0000" stop="20260416123605 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123605 +0000" stop="20260416123909 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123909 +0000" stop="20260416124332 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124332 +0000" stop="20260416124858 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124858 +0000" stop="20260416131326 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131326 +0000" stop="20260416133900 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133900 +0000" stop="20260416140435 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140435 +0000" stop="20260416142754 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416142754 +0000" stop="20260416145200 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145200 +0000" stop="20260416151704 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151704 +0000" stop="20260416154043 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154043 +0000" stop="20260416160514 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160514 +0000" stop="20260416162853 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162853 +0000" stop="20260416165226 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165226 +0000" stop="20260416170451 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170451 +0000" stop="20260416170806 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170806 +0000" stop="20260416171216 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171216 +0000" stop="20260416171521 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171521 +0000" stop="20260416171943 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171943 +0000" stop="20260416172509 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172509 +0000" stop="20260416174938 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416174938 +0000" stop="20260416181512 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181512 +0000" stop="20260416184047 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184047 +0000" stop="20260416190406 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190406 +0000" stop="20260416192812 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192812 +0000" stop="20260416195316 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195316 +0000" stop="20260416201654 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201654 +0000" stop="20260416204126 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204126 +0000" stop="20260416210505 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210505 +0000" stop="20260416212838 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416212838 +0000" stop="20260416214102 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214102 +0000" stop="20260416214418 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214418 +0000" stop="20260416214828 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214828 +0000" stop="20260416215132 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215132 +0000" stop="20260416215555 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215555 +0000" stop="20260416220121 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220121 +0000" stop="20260416222549 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222549 +0000" stop="20260416225124 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225124 +0000" stop="20260416231658 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231658 +0000" stop="20260416234018 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234018 +0000" stop="20260417000424 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417000424 +0000" stop="20260417002928 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002928 +0000" stop="20260417005306 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005306 +0000" stop="20260417011738 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011738 +0000" stop="20260417014116 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014116 +0000" stop="20260417020450 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020450 +0000" stop="20260417021714 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021714 +0000" stop="20260417022030 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022030 +0000" stop="20260417022440 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022440 +0000" stop="20260417022744 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022744 +0000" stop="20260417023207 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023207 +0000" stop="20260417023733 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023733 +0000" stop="20260417030201 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030201 +0000" stop="20260417032736 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032736 +0000" stop="20260417035310 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035310 +0000" stop="20260417041630 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041630 +0000" stop="20260417044035 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044035 +0000" stop="20260417050539 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050539 +0000" stop="20260417052918 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052918 +0000" stop="20260417055350 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055350 +0000" stop="20260417061728 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061728 +0000" stop="20260417064101 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064101 +0000" stop="20260417065326 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417065326 +0000" stop="20260417065641 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417065641 +0000" stop="20260417070052 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070052 +0000" stop="20260417070356 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070356 +0000" stop="20260417070819 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070819 +0000" stop="20260417071345 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071345 +0000" stop="20260417073813 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073813 +0000" stop="20260417080347 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415071946 +0000" stop="20260415080211 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415080211 +0000" stop="20260415084238 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084238 +0000" stop="20260415092349 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092349 +0000" stop="20260415100718 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100718 +0000" stop="20260415104441 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104441 +0000" stop="20260415113047 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113047 +0000" stop="20260415121600 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121600 +0000" stop="20260415125825 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125825 +0000" stop="20260415133852 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133852 +0000" stop="20260415142003 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415142003 +0000" stop="20260415150333 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150333 +0000" stop="20260415154056 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154056 +0000" stop="20260415162701 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162701 +0000" stop="20260415171214 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171214 +0000" stop="20260415175439 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175439 +0000" stop="20260415183506 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183506 +0000" stop="20260415191617 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415191617 +0000" stop="20260415195947 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415195947 +0000" stop="20260415203710 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415203710 +0000" stop="20260415212315 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212315 +0000" stop="20260415220828 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415220828 +0000" stop="20260415225054 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225054 +0000" stop="20260415233121 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233121 +0000" stop="20260416001232 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001232 +0000" stop="20260416005601 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005601 +0000" stop="20260416013324 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416013324 +0000" stop="20260416021929 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416021929 +0000" stop="20260416030443 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030443 +0000" stop="20260416034708 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416034708 +0000" stop="20260416042735 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Haida still doesn't have a job, and doesn't seem interested in getting another one any time soon – which makes Retsuko feel uneasy.</desc>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Haida still doesn't have a job, and doesn't seem interested in getting another one any time soon – which makes Retsuko feel uneasy.</desc>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054141 +0000" stop="20260416055903 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055903 +0000" stop="20260416063242 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Office worker Retsuko lets out her daily frustrations with her job by going to a karaoke bar and singing death metal.</desc>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls turn a profit for the first time thanks to Retsuko’s business acumen. Haida hits it off with Inui after an unexpected encounter.</desc>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
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    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417025143 +0000" stop="20260417030730 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls turn a profit for the first time thanks to Retsuko’s business acumen. Haida hits it off with Inui after an unexpected encounter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032208 +0000" stop="20260417033815 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035440 +0000" stop="20260417041020 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415082009 +0000" stop="20260415090342 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415094614 +0000" stop="20260415102947 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102947 +0000" stop="20260415111218 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415111218 +0000" stop="20260415115450 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415115450 +0000" stop="20260415123723 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415123723 +0000" stop="20260415132022 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
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    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415144528 +0000" stop="20260415152758 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415152758 +0000" stop="20260415160930 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160930 +0000" stop="20260415165103 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415165103 +0000" stop="20260415173235 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415173235 +0000" stop="20260415181407 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
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    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
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    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415212904 +0000" stop="20260415221035 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415221035 +0000" stop="20260415225206 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225206 +0000" stop="20260415233340 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233340 +0000" stop="20260416001510 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001510 +0000" stop="20260416005642 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005642 +0000" stop="20260416013813 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416013813 +0000" stop="20260416021944 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416021944 +0000" stop="20260416030115 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030115 +0000" stop="20260416034247 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416034247 +0000" stop="20260416042619 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416042619 +0000" stop="20260416050851 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050851 +0000" stop="20260416055224 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055224 +0000" stop="20260416063455 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063455 +0000" stop="20260416071727 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071727 +0000" stop="20260416080001 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080001 +0000" stop="20260416084300 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084300 +0000" stop="20260416092533 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092533 +0000" stop="20260416100806 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416100806 +0000" stop="20260416105035 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105035 +0000" stop="20260416113207 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416113207 +0000" stop="20260416121340 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121340 +0000" stop="20260416125513 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416125513 +0000" stop="20260416133644 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133644 +0000" stop="20260416141817 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141817 +0000" stop="20260416145949 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145949 +0000" stop="20260416154122 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154122 +0000" stop="20260416161010 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161010 +0000" stop="20260416165141 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165141 +0000" stop="20260416173313 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173313 +0000" stop="20260416181443 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181443 +0000" stop="20260416185617 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416185617 +0000" stop="20260416193748 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193748 +0000" stop="20260416201920 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201920 +0000" stop="20260416210051 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210051 +0000" stop="20260416214222 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214222 +0000" stop="20260416222353 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222353 +0000" stop="20260416230524 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230524 +0000" stop="20260416234857 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234857 +0000" stop="20260417003128 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003128 +0000" stop="20260417011501 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011501 +0000" stop="20260417015732 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015732 +0000" stop="20260417024004 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024004 +0000" stop="20260417032238 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032238 +0000" stop="20260417040537 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040537 +0000" stop="20260417044810 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044810 +0000" stop="20260417053043 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053043 +0000" stop="20260417061312 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061312 +0000" stop="20260417065444 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417065444 +0000" stop="20260417073618 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073618 +0000" stop="20260417081750 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415072647 +0000" stop="20260415081438 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once a Hero (a.k.a. Heroes) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>String receives information that St. John is being held in a POW camp, but by the time a rescue operations put into effect St. John has been moved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081438 +0000" stop="20260415090255 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Random Target - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While filming aerial footage, String and Dom accidentally get footage of a mobster believed dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090255 +0000" stop="20260415095112 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Condemned - S02E12</title>
    <desc>String and Caitlin are sent to a remote Alaskan research station where a deadly Russian bacteria has been let loose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095112 +0000" stop="20260415103933 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The American Dream - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew decides to help a group of Vietnamese farmers get their crop to market, after a warlord threatens their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103933 +0000" stop="20260415112742 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inn at the End of the Road - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A pilot who escaped from terrorists who stole an experimental aircraft guidance computer leads the Airwolf team to the remote community where the terrorists are holed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112742 +0000" stop="20260415121553 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santini's Millions - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Dom inherits from the estate of a millionaire  whom he had earlier rescued from a plane crash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121553 +0000" stop="20260415130401 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner of Yesterday - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is drawn into fighting a Banana Republic coup when they set out to rescue their latest team member, "Doc", who has been kidnapped to treat the nation's leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130401 +0000" stop="20260415135213 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Born - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew befriend a runaway looking for revenge on the drug runners that murdered his uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135213 +0000" stop="20260415144018 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Sky - S02E18</title>
    <desc>While working on a music video, String helps a country singer whose manager plans to kill her in an effort to boost album sales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415144018 +0000" stop="20260415152828 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dambreakers - S02E19</title>
    <desc>String and a reporter friend are taken hostage by terrorists who have taken over a Christian commune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152828 +0000" stop="20260415161635 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Severance Pay - S02E20</title>
    <desc>String must bring in a disgruntled former Firm employee who's been denied his retirement benefits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161635 +0000" stop="20260415170444 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eruption - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After being forced down by a volcano eruption, String and Dom discover a mining town being run as a slave colony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170444 +0000" stop="20260415175256 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Walk to Freedom - S02E22</title>
    <desc>String is captured by Latin American revolutionaries while attempting to rescue American archaeological students trapped by a coup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175256 +0000" stop="20260415184103 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horn of Plenty - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Hawke takes a seemingly luxurious Santini Air job, piloting and accompanying a beautiful, high-flying business woman for a few days, but ends up duped into being hypnotised in an elaborate plot by master criminal John Bradford Horn. Horn has desire to take over a small country as his own, and intends to have the hypnotised Hawke deliver Airwolf to him so he can use the chopper's fierce fire-power to succeed in his goal...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184103 +0000" stop="20260415192907 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airwolf II - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Hawke is at a friend's prestigious ceremony when Archangel pulls him out and accuses him of being involved in a robbery the previous night in which items that could be used by Airwolf were stolen by thieves in a helicopter matching the Santini Air chopper. But Archangel is suspended by the Firm, who've built a new model of Airwolf – Airwolf II, called 'Redwolf', and piloted by Harlan "Tex" Jenkins, who worked on the original Airwolf project and has always insisted that he, not Dr. Moffett, was the true creator. But things backfire for the Firm when Jenkins steals Airwolf II - and before he hands it over to the foreign agents he's in league with, he plans a showdown with his old rival – Stringfellow Hawke; a duel that brings Airwolf vs. Airwolf...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192907 +0000" stop="20260415201712 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And a Child Shall Lead - S03E03</title>
    <desc>String is aided in the rescue of a kidnapped industrial designer by the man's autistic son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415201712 +0000" stop="20260415210516 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fortune Teller - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dominic arrive for a rendezvous with Archangel in the desert, only to find his jeep abandoned and no sign of him. The F.I.R.M., who have reason to believe that he has turned traitor, give him 48 hours to be found before they send in the Zebra squad – an assassination squad that take out suspected traitors. Dominic asks for the help of a reluctant psychic in finding Archangel's whereabouts, much to Hawke's scepticism. Archangel is actually being held by a rich crime baron who is determined to get his hands on "The Fortune Teller" – an in-flight device that out-guesses the opponent's next move - of which Archangel has been involved of the development...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415210516 +0000" stop="20260415215326 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossover - S03E05</title>
    <desc>String falls for the Czech woman scientist, whom he's helping defect to the west.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215326 +0000" stop="20260415224129 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kingdom Come - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When a professional group of thieves steal a batch of thermonuclear detonators, which can cause mass destruction if they fall into the wrong hands, Archangel has reason to suspect that the robbery was an inside job, and sends Hawke and Santini to use Airwolf to track down the detonators before they can be used by the criminals. Meanwhile, while Hawke and Dom are busy tracking down the detonators, a man arrives at Santini Air asking Caitlin to give him flying lessons, and soon strikes up a romance with her – but unbeknown to her, he is actually an ex-F.I.R.M. employee who was the inside man on the robbery, and now plans to use her in a trap to get his hands on Airwolf, which he intends to use to fly the detonators out of the country with...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224129 +0000" stop="20260415232929 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eagles - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At a National Air Race show, Hawke and Dominic befriend an attractive pilot racer, unaware that she's being pursued by her boss and his henchmen after stealing some tapes that can prove that a new combat jet is too unstable to be flown – something that her boss is determined to cover up at any cost...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232929 +0000" stop="20260416001719 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annie Oakley - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When "The Mongoose", a new laser weapon, is stolen, the thieves fall out, and one of them contacts The F.I.R.M. with hope of returning the weapon for reward. Archangel sends Hawke, with Dominic and Caitlin, to work undercover as stunt men at a travelling Wild West show where the man is hiding out, but when their contact is killed in a suspicious "accident", it's up to them to find out the whereabouts of the weapon for themselves before the thieves can sell it to foreign agents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001719 +0000" stop="20260416010521 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jennie - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Arriving in Airwolf in a war-torn South American country, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin rendezvous with "living legend" freedom fighter leader El Gato, in a mission to rescue a US scientist who is being held captive. Dominic and Caitlin wait at the pick-up point as Hawke and El Gato set off on the rescue bid, but during the escape after locating the scientist, El Gato is killed, and Hawke's radio to Airwolf is destroyed.    Hiding in from the pursing terrorist army in the area's dense growth, Hawke and the rather arrogant scientist meet a teacher and her group of hearing-impaired children, who are homeless after village was destroyed by the terrorists. Hawke attempts to lead the group to safety as they head to the pick-up point, trying to find a new home for the teacher and her students, and all the time avoiding the terrorist army along the way...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010521 +0000" stop="20260416015327 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Circle - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The families of one of String's friends from Vietnam are kidnapped along with Dom and Caitlin by people seeking revenge against those who destroyed their village during the Vietnam conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015327 +0000" stop="20260416024131 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Have All the Children Gone? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At the funeral of a Vietnam comrade, Hawke takes it upon himself to deliver the man's coffin flag and Congressional Medal of Honour to the soldier's brother, Billy Fargo. But arriving in the small rural town where Fargo is reported to be living, he finds the whole area inhabited solely by youths, all under their "father" Fargo's influence. Fargo emerges to be a deranged "peace-loving" hippie, who, with his wily cohort Sabrina, is planning to use the youngsters to help in a plot to make a destructive anti-nuclear statement to the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024131 +0000" stop="20260416032936 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half-Pint - S03E12</title>
    <desc>String decides to adopt St. John's Amerasian son when theson's discovery points to St. John being dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416032936 +0000" stop="20260416041738 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wildfire - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dominic introduces Hawke and Caitlin to an old friend, Big Cec - the owner of an oil drilling company in the desert, and his son Little Cec, who works at the company. But they find themselves walking into the middle of a feud that has emerged between the two since the death of Big Cec's wife. With Dom staying with the pair for a few days, he is shocked to learn that Little Cec was thrown out of college for selling marijuana, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he now is being forced by a head of the oil company to make drug runs in part of a drug smuggling operation. Dom sets about trying to put things right, but it is no easy task going against the ruthless drug runners...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041738 +0000" stop="20260416050541 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discovery - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A man who once failed to steal Airwolf is given a second chance when a young lady he knows stumbles upon its hiding place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050541 +0000" stop="20260416055344 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Jeopardy - S03E15</title>
    <desc>After Tess Dixon, the wife of infamous crime-lord Cullen Dixon, escapes his bodyguards while swimming in the sea at night, Archangel asks Hawke and Santini to deliver her safely via Airwolf to a top-secret location, where she will testify against a cartel of corrupt businessmen who are plotting to assassinate high-ranking officials in Washington. Tess is an old flame of Hawke's, something which makes him very reluctant to accept the mission, before he finally agrees, but they come under continual attack as Cullen Dixon's men aim to see that Tess never makes it to testify...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055344 +0000" stop="20260416064146 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Wolf - S03E16</title>
    <desc>String and Dom become involved in a custody dispute when a friend of Strings who was about to be divorced dies leaving his wife and mother to battle for his infant son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416064146 +0000" stop="20260416072929 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Monday - S03E17</title>
    <desc>At Caitlin’s sorority reunion kidnappers after one of her “sisters” bungle the job and end up holding the whole reunion hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072929 +0000" stop="20260416081729 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawke's Run - S03E18</title>
    <desc>String discovers that an old friend is a double agent when a schematic he was to turn over to the FIRM is stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081729 +0000" stop="20260416090532 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break-in at Santa Paula - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The wife of a deceased old friend of Hawke's begs him to rescue her son Terry, who is in a corrupt Mexican prison after being framed, with a bad heart condition. After visiting the prison posing as the boy's uncle, in order to survey the layout, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin make the rescue bit; but the attempt fails when Terry attempts to take an ill friend with them, causing Hawke himself to be captured and held in the prison...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090532 +0000" stop="20260416095335 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Fell from the Sky - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Hawke is doing some late-night fishing on the lake outside his cabin, when he sees a helicopter fly over and drop a body into the water. Pulling the unconscious, dumped young woman out and taking her to hospital, he finds that the girl has amnesia due to her trauma, but doctor's examination indicates that she is a  drug user and worked as a prostitute. Hawke sets out to help the girl find out her true identity, and just what trouble she was in that had led to people trying kill her - but when the hit-men who had dumped her into the lake find out that she is still alive, they set out to see that neither girl or Hawke are around to uncover the truth about her...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095335 +0000" stop="20260416104115 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tracks - S03E21</title>
    <desc>String takes group of wheelchair-bound Vietnam war vets on a mountain hike adventure, but they wind up fighting for thier lives when a deranged mountain man, wants them off his mountain at any cost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104115 +0000" stop="20260416112918 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of Paradise - S03E22</title>
    <desc>String comes to the aid of his nephew who asks String for help when his mother disappears for a week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112918 +0000" stop="20260416121520 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackjack - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dom is killed in a helicopter accident that also severely injures String. Dom's niece, Jo, inherits and takes charge of Santini Air. The Company sends Locke to regain possession of Airwolf, he recruits Major Mike Rivers ,an Air Force pilot to help him find and fly the craft. Together they rescue St. John from a jungle prison  and he and Jo round out the new Airwolf team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121520 +0000" stop="20260416130132 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After being captured and sentenced to die, Jo's only hope for survival lies with a Soviet defector.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130132 +0000" stop="20260416134738 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Town for Hire - S04E03</title>
    <desc>St. John is following Jo in a bi-plane as she tries out a new navigation device in a helicopter over an area of wilderness, when her helicopter is suddenly struck from the ground by a laser-beam that sends her chopper crashing down. St. John's plane is also hit, but he manages to land in the nearby town of Santa Mira before he looses consciousness. Waking up the next day in the local hospital, he is infuriated that nobody seems to believe his story and is out looking for Jo. But when he arrives at the crash-site, there is no sign of the crash ever happened, and as St. John tries to find out what is going on, he finds that the small boom town is held in some kind of grip of fear...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134738 +0000" stop="20260416143314 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salvage - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A former female employee of the Company, who has suffered mental trauma after a Company mission went wrong, insists that she is seeing strange lights and hearing unexplained noises in the middle of the night, over her remote home and the nearby Indian burial ground in the rural town of Devil’s Ridge. Jason sends St. John and Mike to investigate, and they are just as sceptical as everyone else, putting it down to her mental troubles, but the source of the disturbances is actually a stolen super-helicopter – a third version of Airwolf called “The Scorpion” – is hidden in the area, waiting to be picked up by KGB agents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416143314 +0000" stop="20260416151916 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Windows - S04E05</title>
    <desc>St. John and crew are under a deadline to recover a piece of stolen satellite hardware which is needed for an upcoming space shuttle flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151916 +0000" stop="20260416160513 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piece of Cake - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The grandfather of one of four juvenile delinquents Jo and Mike have taken camping plans on killing the rest of the camping party in order to regain custody of his grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160513 +0000" stop="20260416165126 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deathtrain - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Locke does not get along with the Russian agent he has been assigned to work with to guard a train full of nerve gas that is to be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165126 +0000" stop="20260416173733 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code of Silence - S04E08</title>
    <desc>St. John and Locke uncover a military cover-up when they represent opposite sides at a court martial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173733 +0000" stop="20260416182335 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (1) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182335 +0000" stop="20260416190932 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (2) - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190932 +0000" stop="20260416195536 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mime Troupe - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is assigned to guard the daughter of an Interpol agent who is marked for death by terrorists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195536 +0000" stop="20260416204139 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Virus - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team tracks down the source of a genetically engineered virus that has claimed the life of one of St. John's friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204139 +0000" stop="20260416212742 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rogue Warrior - S04E13</title>
    <desc>A security leak is blamed on Locke when his behavior changes as a result of seeing a friend killed on a mission behind the Iron Curtain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416212742 +0000" stop="20260416221346 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ground Zero - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A Japanese Kamikaze pilot who survived being shot down by St. John's father during WWII plans on restoring his honor by killing St. John and destroying a nuclear power plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416221346 +0000" stop="20260416225946 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers of the Mountain - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A jet manufacturer sabotages his own plane that St. John is test piloting rather than let St. John reveal its inferior construction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225946 +0000" stop="20260416234549 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent in to stop a group that has taken control of ten Soviet and ten American nuclear missile silos and threatens to set them off unless everyone agrees to total nuclear disarmament.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234549 +0000" stop="20260417003117 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Double - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike and the wife of an East German double agent! pilot he had been impersonating are kidnapped at an air show in Paris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003117 +0000" stop="20260417011718 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm Warning - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A banana republic dictator takes St. John and the family of one of St. John's friends- who had discovered that the dictator was skimming American aid- hostage on a remote island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011718 +0000" stop="20260417020323 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden One - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jo is lured to Afghanistan by an old boyfriend who has sold her as a bride to a rebel leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020323 +0000" stop="20260417024926 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puppet Master - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Locke's girlfriend is given a behavior implant module which forces her to turn Locke over to a lady scientist who uses the same procedure on Locke in order to gain control of Airwolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024926 +0000" stop="20260417033531 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malduke - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent to stop a man who has hijacked a Japanese freighter carrying nuclear waste. The man plans to blackmail the nations of the Earth into guaranteeing all diseased persons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033531 +0000" stop="20260417042131 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poppy Chain - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team travels around the world as they put an opium ring run by St. John's former commander out of business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042131 +0000" stop="20260417050734 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Home - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jo's ailing father aids the Airwolf team in recovering radioactive material stolen by a group of Neo-Nazi 5.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050734 +0000" stop="20260417055334 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Paradise - S04E24</title>
    <desc>John comes to the aid of an old flame whose husband was killed by drug dealers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055334 +0000" stop="20260417073122 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of the Hawke (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While demonstrating the capabilities of the new prototype supercopter codenamed 'Airwolf', Dr. Charles Moffet goes rogue, steals the chopper and kills almost all of the observers. At least one man -- Michael Coldsmith Briggs III survives. Briggs, codenamed 'Archangel' is the head of a covert organization called 'The Firm' and Archangel calls upon the one man in the world he knows that can retrieve the copter. The problem is Stringfellow Hawke is not only a loner, but a recluse as well. The amount of money the Firm is willing to pay for Airwolf's recovery is irrelevant. Hawke wants just one thing - the safe return of his brother, Saint John, who was captured during the Vietnam war and is evidently a POW.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073122 +0000" stop="20260417082039 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Gone a Hunt'n - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dom must stop a suspected traitor from turning an advanced military fighter over to the Russians in exchange for his son who was born in Vietnam. Things get complicated, though, when Hawke realizes that he was also involved with the boy's mother during roughly the same era as the child's birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075413 +0000" stop="20260415081755 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415081755 +0000" stop="20260415084137 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415084137 +0000" stop="20260415090520 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415090520 +0000" stop="20260415092902 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092902 +0000" stop="20260415095245 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095245 +0000" stop="20260415101627 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101627 +0000" stop="20260415104010 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104010 +0000" stop="20260415110352 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415110352 +0000" stop="20260415112735 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112735 +0000" stop="20260415115117 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115117 +0000" stop="20260415121500 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121500 +0000" stop="20260415123842 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415123842 +0000" stop="20260415130225 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130225 +0000" stop="20260415132607 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132607 +0000" stop="20260415134950 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415134950 +0000" stop="20260415141332 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141332 +0000" stop="20260415143714 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143714 +0000" stop="20260415150057 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150057 +0000" stop="20260415152439 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152439 +0000" stop="20260415154822 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154822 +0000" stop="20260415161204 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415161204 +0000" stop="20260415163547 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163547 +0000" stop="20260415165929 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415165929 +0000" stop="20260415172312 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415172312 +0000" stop="20260415174654 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415174654 +0000" stop="20260415181037 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181037 +0000" stop="20260415183419 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183419 +0000" stop="20260415185802 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185802 +0000" stop="20260415192144 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415192144 +0000" stop="20260415194526 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415194526 +0000" stop="20260415200909 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415200909 +0000" stop="20260415203251 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415203251 +0000" stop="20260415205634 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415205634 +0000" stop="20260415212016 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415212016 +0000" stop="20260415214359 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415214359 +0000" stop="20260415220741 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415220741 +0000" stop="20260415223124 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223124 +0000" stop="20260415225506 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225506 +0000" stop="20260415231849 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415231849 +0000" stop="20260415234231 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234231 +0000" stop="20260416000614 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416000614 +0000" stop="20260416002956 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416002956 +0000" stop="20260416005338 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416005338 +0000" stop="20260416011721 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011721 +0000" stop="20260416014103 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416014103 +0000" stop="20260416020446 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020446 +0000" stop="20260416022828 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416022828 +0000" stop="20260416025211 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416025211 +0000" stop="20260416031553 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031553 +0000" stop="20260416033936 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416033936 +0000" stop="20260416040318 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040318 +0000" stop="20260416042701 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042701 +0000" stop="20260416045043 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416045043 +0000" stop="20260416051426 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416051426 +0000" stop="20260416053808 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416053808 +0000" stop="20260416060150 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416060150 +0000" stop="20260416062533 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416062533 +0000" stop="20260416064915 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416064915 +0000" stop="20260416071258 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416071258 +0000" stop="20260416073640 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416073640 +0000" stop="20260416080023 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080023 +0000" stop="20260416082405 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416082405 +0000" stop="20260416084748 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416084748 +0000" stop="20260416091130 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416091130 +0000" stop="20260416093513 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416093513 +0000" stop="20260416095855 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095855 +0000" stop="20260416102238 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102238 +0000" stop="20260416104620 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416104620 +0000" stop="20260416111003 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416111003 +0000" stop="20260416113345 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416113345 +0000" stop="20260416115727 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416115727 +0000" stop="20260416122110 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416122110 +0000" stop="20260416124452 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416124452 +0000" stop="20260416130835 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416130835 +0000" stop="20260416133217 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416133217 +0000" stop="20260416135600 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416135600 +0000" stop="20260416141942 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416141942 +0000" stop="20260416144325 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144325 +0000" stop="20260416150707 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416150707 +0000" stop="20260416153050 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416153050 +0000" stop="20260416155432 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416155432 +0000" stop="20260416161815 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416161815 +0000" stop="20260416164157 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416164157 +0000" stop="20260416170539 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416170539 +0000" stop="20260416172922 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416172922 +0000" stop="20260416175304 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416175304 +0000" stop="20260416181647 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416181647 +0000" stop="20260416184029 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416184029 +0000" stop="20260416190412 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416190412 +0000" stop="20260416192754 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416192754 +0000" stop="20260416195137 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416195137 +0000" stop="20260416201519 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416201519 +0000" stop="20260416203902 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416203902 +0000" stop="20260416210244 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416210244 +0000" stop="20260416212627 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416212627 +0000" stop="20260416215009 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416215009 +0000" stop="20260416221351 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416221351 +0000" stop="20260416223734 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416223734 +0000" stop="20260416230116 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416230116 +0000" stop="20260416232459 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416232459 +0000" stop="20260416234841 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416234841 +0000" stop="20260417001224 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417001224 +0000" stop="20260417003606 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417003606 +0000" stop="20260417005949 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417005949 +0000" stop="20260417012331 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417012331 +0000" stop="20260417014714 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417014714 +0000" stop="20260417021056 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417043311 +0000" stop="20260417045653 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417045653 +0000" stop="20260417052036 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417054418 +0000" stop="20260417060801 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417060801 +0000" stop="20260417063143 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417063143 +0000" stop="20260417065526 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417065526 +0000" stop="20260417071908 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417071908 +0000" stop="20260417074251 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417074251 +0000" stop="20260417080633 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074131 +0000" stop="20260415080316 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415080316 +0000" stop="20260415082508 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415082508 +0000" stop="20260415084658 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415084658 +0000" stop="20260415090943 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415090943 +0000" stop="20260415093131 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415093131 +0000" stop="20260415095311 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415095311 +0000" stop="20260415101502 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415101502 +0000" stop="20260415103648 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415103648 +0000" stop="20260415105831 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415105831 +0000" stop="20260415112022 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415112022 +0000" stop="20260415114208 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415114208 +0000" stop="20260415120353 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Each one of Aladdin's friends gets replaced by undead mamluks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415120353 +0000" stop="20260415122543 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at First Sprite - S01E57</title>
    <desc>A group of sprites teach Aladdin how to fly and carpet feels left out. When the sprites want to play all the time they seem to good to be true and carpet teaches them a lesson they'll never forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415122543 +0000" stop="20260415124729 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Butterfingers has some tricks up his sleeve and he's after the Sultan who's been turned into a miniature gold statue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415124729 +0000" stop="20260415130919 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost City Of The Sun - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath enslaves the sprites and forces them to find a lost city that contains an enormous amount of power. Some sprites escape and go to Aladdin for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415130919 +0000" stop="20260415133110 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Iago acts greedy again and this time it leads them to the Netherworld. Now they are trapped in the Netherworld with Ayam Aghoul. Can Iago and Abu escape and prevent Aladdin from falling into Ayam's trap?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415133110 +0000" stop="20260415135258 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genie Hunt - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Genie's old master allows a muktar to hunt Genie to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415135258 +0000" stop="20260415141453 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 1 - S01E61</title>
    <desc>When Aladdin finds out that 3 theives from the past have somehow turned into powerful magical creatures he tries to stop them. Before he can do so all of Aladdin's friends( except Abu) ask him who are these old thieves, so Aladdin tells him how he knows these theives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141453 +0000" stop="20260415143655 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 2 - S01E62</title>
    <desc>After telling the story of how he met them, Aladdin and co. go find their headquarters to put a stop to them once and for all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415143655 +0000" stop="20260415145844 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hippsodeth, With Love - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Queen Hippsodeth has fallen in love with the Sultan of Agrabah, but King Pecter has fallen in love with her. A deadly love triangle means trouble for the Sultan and Agrabah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415145844 +0000" stop="20260415152032 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destiny on Fire - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Aziz is back, and he's turned the Sultan, Jasmine, and the rest of Agrabah into slugs while Aladdin and the gang are on vacation. Rasoul is the only one from the palace who has managed to escape. Aladdin and Rasoul must find a way to work together to finally beat Aziz without fighting each other in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415152032 +0000" stop="20260415154218 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415154218 +0000" stop="20260415160403 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160403 +0000" stop="20260415162549 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415162549 +0000" stop="20260415164733 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415164733 +0000" stop="20260415170921 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415170921 +0000" stop="20260415173108 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415173108 +0000" stop="20260415175257 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415175257 +0000" stop="20260415181448 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415181448 +0000" stop="20260415183637 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415183637 +0000" stop="20260415185828 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415185828 +0000" stop="20260415192016 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415192016 +0000" stop="20260415194255 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415194255 +0000" stop="20260415200446 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415200446 +0000" stop="20260415202633 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415202633 +0000" stop="20260415204918 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415204918 +0000" stop="20260415211057 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415211057 +0000" stop="20260415213244 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415230048 +0000" stop="20260415232232 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
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    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416000605 +0000" stop="20260416002848 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002848 +0000" stop="20260416005021 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416005021 +0000" stop="20260416011208 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011208 +0000" stop="20260416013358 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416013358 +0000" stop="20260416015537 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416021819 +0000" stop="20260416024009 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416024009 +0000" stop="20260416030154 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416030154 +0000" stop="20260416032349 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416032349 +0000" stop="20260416034534 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416034534 +0000" stop="20260416040719 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416040719 +0000" stop="20260416042909 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042909 +0000" stop="20260416045143 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416045143 +0000" stop="20260416051333 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416051333 +0000" stop="20260416053518 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416053518 +0000" stop="20260416055700 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416055700 +0000" stop="20260416061942 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416061942 +0000" stop="20260416064132 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416064132 +0000" stop="20260416070407 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416070407 +0000" stop="20260416072648 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416072648 +0000" stop="20260416074837 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416074837 +0000" stop="20260416081030 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416081030 +0000" stop="20260416083221 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416083221 +0000" stop="20260416085415 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
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    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
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    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
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    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416095938 +0000" stop="20260416102110 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416102110 +0000" stop="20260416104257 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416104257 +0000" stop="20260416110536 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416110536 +0000" stop="20260416112722 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor Iago - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Iago can't stand being greedy so he steals valuables to give away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416112722 +0000" stop="20260416114908 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Dagger Rock - S01E39</title>
    <desc>On a lovely day Aladdin and Jasmine are about to go on a date, but it is quickly ruined by Mozenrath. He kidnaps Aladdin for Genie, and now Jasmine has to disguise herself as a guard to rescue him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416114908 +0000" stop="20260416121057 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Heat of the Fright - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends meet Mirage, the evil catwoman with incredible powers.</desc>
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    <title>Hero With a Thousand Feathers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Iago is destined to wake up an ancient evil, and when he does it tramples Agrabah. Iago gets frightened and blames Genie.</desc>
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    <title>The Seven Faces of Genie - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Genie experiments by giving himself seven split personalities, but something goes wrong and those personalities split out of him and rampage all over Ghezistan.</desc>
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    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416131714 +0000" stop="20260416133906 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416133906 +0000" stop="20260416140050 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
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    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416142234 +0000" stop="20260416144421 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch Way Did She Go? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient witches of the sand have returned to rule Agrabah and Sadira must choose between power and real friendship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416144421 +0000" stop="20260416150608 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Mirage tries to eliminate Agrabah with a black spire that eliminates anything its shadow touches. Can Aladdin and friends stop her before Agrabah disappears at sundown?</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416152753 +0000" stop="20260416154945 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416154945 +0000" stop="20260416161135 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
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    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
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    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416182308 +0000" stop="20260416184459 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416190645 +0000" stop="20260416192830 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Each one of Aladdin's friends gets replaced by undead mamluks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416192830 +0000" stop="20260416195019 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at First Sprite - S01E57</title>
    <desc>A group of sprites teach Aladdin how to fly and carpet feels left out. When the sprites want to play all the time they seem to good to be true and carpet teaches them a lesson they'll never forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416195019 +0000" stop="20260416201206 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Butterfingers has some tricks up his sleeve and he's after the Sultan who's been turned into a miniature gold statue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416201206 +0000" stop="20260416203356 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost City Of The Sun - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath enslaves the sprites and forces them to find a lost city that contains an enormous amount of power. Some sprites escape and go to Aladdin for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416203356 +0000" stop="20260416205546 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Iago acts greedy again and this time it leads them to the Netherworld. Now they are trapped in the Netherworld with Ayam Aghoul. Can Iago and Abu escape and prevent Aladdin from falling into Ayam's trap?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416205546 +0000" stop="20260416211734 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genie Hunt - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Genie's old master allows a muktar to hunt Genie to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416211734 +0000" stop="20260416213930 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 1 - S01E61</title>
    <desc>When Aladdin finds out that 3 theives from the past have somehow turned into powerful magical creatures he tries to stop them. Before he can do so all of Aladdin's friends( except Abu) ask him who are these old thieves, so Aladdin tells him how he knows these theives.</desc>
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    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 2 - S01E62</title>
    <desc>After telling the story of how he met them, Aladdin and co. go find their headquarters to put a stop to them once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>From Hippsodeth, With Love - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Queen Hippsodeth has fallen in love with the Sultan of Agrabah, but King Pecter has fallen in love with her. A deadly love triangle means trouble for the Sultan and Agrabah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416222321 +0000" stop="20260416224509 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destiny on Fire - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Aziz is back, and he's turned the Sultan, Jasmine, and the rest of Agrabah into slugs while Aladdin and the gang are on vacation. Rasoul is the only one from the palace who has managed to escape. Aladdin and Rasoul must find a way to work together to finally beat Aziz without fighting each other in the process.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
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    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
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    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
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    <title>#GWENCAS - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Tryouts and Latte Doubts - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After getting the OK to play basketball, Alexa struggles on the court. But a heart-to-heart with a young cancer patient reminds her how far she's come.</desc>
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    <title>PB Without J - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Alexa and Dylan get into a fight right before the big Halloween party, Katie's sure she can fix it. But what if they're not meant to be together?</desc>
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    <title>Shop 'Til You Cry - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Alexa claims she's fine -- so the girls take her shopping for a Sweet 16 dress. Back at the house, a stressed-out Lucas goes to Dave for dating advice.</desc>
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    <title>Katie's Beautiful Mind - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Ghost of Cancer Past - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Alexa's working overtime to keep Christmas on track. But finding her old hospital bag stirs up memories that throw her off her holiday game.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S02E10</title>
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    <title>1st Day of Junior Year - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Always Something There to Remind Me - S03E03</title>
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    <title>All I Want for Christmas Is You - S03E05</title>
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    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
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    <title>This Feels Right - S03E16</title>
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    <title>#GWENCAS - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Tryouts and Latte Doubts - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After getting the OK to play basketball, Alexa struggles on the court. But a heart-to-heart with a young cancer patient reminds her how far she's come.</desc>
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    <title>PB Without J - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Alexa and Dylan get into a fight right before the big Halloween party, Katie's sure she can fix it. But what if they're not meant to be together?</desc>
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    <title>Shop 'Til You Cry - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Alexa claims she's fine -- so the girls take her shopping for a Sweet 16 dress. Back at the house, a stressed-out Lucas goes to Dave for dating advice.</desc>
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    <title>Katie's Beautiful Mind - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Ghost of Cancer Past - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Alexa's working overtime to keep Christmas on track. But finding her old hospital bag stirs up memories that throw her off her holiday game.</desc>
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    <title>Choose Your Own Adventure - S03E12</title>
    <desc>With college applications looming, an aptitude test reveals Katie's true passion. But pursiung it is scary - and Alexa's "dream job" doesn't feel right.</desc>
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    <title>Speaking of Cancer - S03E13</title>
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    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Last Dance - S03E15</title>
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    <desc>ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415122255 +0000" stop="20260415124646 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme That Old Time Religion - S04E17</title>
    <desc>As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades - S04E18</title>
    <desc>ALF considers the future with the Tanners, who will age faster than the ageless alien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415130956 +0000" stop="20260415133256 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When I'm Sixty-Four - S04E19</title>
    <desc>ALF encounters youth-seeking senior citizens when he's discovered sneaking into a retirement home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415133256 +0000" stop="20260415135545 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Sandman - S04E20</title>
    <desc>ALF and Willie scour Death Valley for buried treasure after discovering an old map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415135545 +0000" stop="20260415141935 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stayin' Alive - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A morally outraged ALF writes nasty letters to a pollution-producing company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141935 +0000" stop="20260415144255 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry Like a Wolf - S04E22</title>
    <desc>ALF takes to the park in search of food after his diet fails.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415144255 +0000" stop="20260415150555 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Gotta Be Me - S04E23</title>
    <desc>ALF is the only one excited by the idea of Lynn moving in with her boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Consider Me Gone - S04E24</title>
    <desc>It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet with Skip and Rhonda, but ALF is captured by the Alien Task Force before he can get to their spaceship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415152945 +0000" stop="20260415155356 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.L.F. - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "ALF", short for Alien Life Form. After convincing a military officer that they are not harboring a space creature, the Tanners decide to take ALF in as a member of the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415155356 +0000" stop="20260415161839 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangers in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415161839 +0000" stop="20260415164221 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking for Lucky - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone pins the blame on ALF.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415164221 +0000" stop="20260415170704 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pennsylvania 6-5000 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415170704 +0000" stop="20260415173146 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keepin' the Faith - S01E05</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415173146 +0000" stop="20260415175625 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Your Eyes Only - S01E06</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends a lonely blind girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415175625 +0000" stop="20260415182108 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Me, Rhonda - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Willie helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415182108 +0000" stop="20260415184546 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415184546 +0000" stop="20260415191029 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jump - S01E09</title>
    <desc>On his 45th birthday, Willie feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415191029 +0000" stop="20260415193512 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby, You Can Drive My Car - S01E10</title>
    <desc>ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn a Ferrari.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415193512 +0000" stop="20260415195855 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Road Again - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415195855 +0000" stop="20260415202341 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Tannerbaum - S01E12</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time. Unfortunately ALF chops the Christmas tree into firewood before anyone notices. The Tanners then have two tasks: to teach ALF all about Christmas and find a new Christmas tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202341 +0000" stop="20260415204825 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother and Child Reunion - S01E13</title>
    <desc>ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother pays a visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415204825 +0000" stop="20260415211258 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Bit of Soap - S01E14</title>
    <desc>ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415211258 +0000" stop="20260415213740 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I've Got a New Attitude - S01E15</title>
    <desc>ALF plays matchmaker for Kate's mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415213740 +0000" stop="20260415222549 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Try to Remember (1) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415222549 +0000" stop="20260415225033 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Try to Remember (2) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Tanners continue to try and jog ALF's memory, and deal with the police at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225033 +0000" stop="20260415231516 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Border Song - S01E18</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415231516 +0000" stop="20260415233941 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Thing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415233941 +0000" stop="20260416000425 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Out of My Head Over You - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Willie and ALF both talk to a psychologist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416000425 +0000" stop="20260416002908 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lookin' Through the Windows - S01E21</title>
    <desc>ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002908 +0000" stop="20260416005341 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Easy Being Green - S01E22</title>
    <desc>ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416005341 +0000" stop="20260416011816 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gambler - S01E23</title>
    <desc>ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011816 +0000" stop="20260416014241 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weird Science - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416014241 +0000" stop="20260416020714 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Cucaracha - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A cockroach from ALF's spaceship grows to gigantic proportions</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416020714 +0000" stop="20260416023047 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Fly with Me - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416023047 +0000" stop="20260416025510 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working My Way Back to You - S02E01</title>
    <desc>ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416025510 +0000" stop="20260416031853 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Somewhere Over the Rerun (aka The Ballad of Gilligan's Island) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>ALF dreams he visits "Gilligan's Island", with castaways Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor and Mary Ann.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416031853 +0000" stop="20260416034327 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take a Look at Me Now - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she's gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416034327 +0000" stop="20260416040719 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S02E04</title>
    <desc>ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born – a disgrace on the planet Melmac.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416040719 +0000" stop="20260416043132 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prime Time - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Tanners become a TV-ratings family and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416043132 +0000" stop="20260416045536 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S02E06</title>
    <desc>ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416045536 +0000" stop="20260416052019 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Pretty Woman - S02E07</title>
    <desc>ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416052019 +0000" stop="20260416054503 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something's Wrong with Me - S02E08</title>
    <desc>ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's wedding party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416054503 +0000" stop="20260416060946 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Train - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Isn't It Romantic? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416063349 +0000" stop="20260416065831 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail to the Chief - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416065831 +0000" stop="20260416074659 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ALF's Special Christmas (1) - S02E12</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanners prepare to spend Christmas in a cabin. When the owner comes to visit them, ALF accidently jumps into his trunk and he is taken to a hospital and given away as a Christmas gift to a little girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074659 +0000" stop="20260416081121 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ALF's Special Christmas (2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is still in the hospital with Tiffany and Mr. Foley. He convinces Tiffany to help him get back to the Tanners, but changes his mind when he hears about Tiffany's condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081121 +0000" stop="20260416083605 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Next Door - S02E14</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew, Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416083605 +0000" stop="20260416090048 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Get a Witness? - S02E15</title>
    <desc>ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416090048 +0000" stop="20260416092459 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert - S02E16</title>
    <desc>ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416092459 +0000" stop="20260416094923 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (1) - S02E17</title>
    <desc>ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416094923 +0000" stop="20260416101405 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (2) - S02E18</title>
    <desc>It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416101405 +0000" stop="20260416103828 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Gotta Get Out of This Place - S02E19</title>
    <desc>ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416103828 +0000" stop="20260416110252 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog - S02E20</title>
    <desc>ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416110252 +0000" stop="20260416112735 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hit Me with Your Best Shot - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who's been pushing Brian around.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416112735 +0000" stop="20260416115204 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movin' Out - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416115204 +0000" stop="20260416121637 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Your Puppet - S02E23</title>
    <desc>ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416121637 +0000" stop="20260416124020 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tequila - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Kate's friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416124020 +0000" stop="20260416130433 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Family - S02E25</title>
    <desc>ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416130433 +0000" stop="20260416132747 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Varsity Drag - S02E26</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416132747 +0000" stop="20260416135202 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop in the Name of Love - S03E01</title>
    <desc>ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416135202 +0000" stop="20260416141615 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stairway to Heaven - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416141615 +0000" stop="20260416144027 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144027 +0000" stop="20260416150559 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tonight, Tonight (1) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416150559 +0000" stop="20260416152953 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tonight, Tonight (2) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416152953 +0000" stop="20260416155405 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Promises, Promises - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416155405 +0000" stop="20260416161735 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkey in the Straw (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek's bizarre relatives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416161735 +0000" stop="20260416164045 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkey in the Straw (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416164045 +0000" stop="20260416170452 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kate goes back to work when a strike sends Willie home.</desc>
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    <title>My Back Pages - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Seeing Willie and Kate reminiscing over their old stuff in the attic and show the family film footage of them attending the Woodstock festival, ALF asks Willie about the 1960s, causing Willie to ponder if he abandoned the ideals he held during those years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416172812 +0000" stop="20260416175201 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone Again, Naturally - S03E11</title>
    <desc>ALF mistakenly believes his cousin is living in Barstow, when he reads an article in the National Inquisitor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416175201 +0000" stop="20260416181541 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Believe in Magic? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416181541 +0000" stop="20260416183900 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide Away - S03E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416183900 +0000" stop="20260416190210 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Back - S03E14</title>
    <desc>ALF's expose earns Willie a guest spot on David Horowitz's consumer advocate show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416190210 +0000" stop="20260416192548 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspicious Minds - S03E15</title>
    <desc>ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor is actually Elvis Presley.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416192548 +0000" stop="20260416194918 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Love - S03E16</title>
    <desc>ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416194918 +0000" stop="20260416201318 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running Scared - S03E17</title>
    <desc>An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities for being an "illegal alien".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416201318 +0000" stop="20260416203638 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Standing in the Shadows of Love - S03E18</title>
    <desc>ALF ghostwrites Jake's love letters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416203638 +0000" stop="20260416205948 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstition - S03E19</title>
    <desc>ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416205948 +0000" stop="20260416212347 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Lynn ends up with two dates for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416212347 +0000" stop="20260416214657 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral for a Friend - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416214657 +0000" stop="20260416221006 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Be Afraid of the Dark - S03E22</title>
    <desc>ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416221006 +0000" stop="20260416223315 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby? - S03E23</title>
    <desc>ALF sees Jake's kleptomaniac mother arrive for a visit and steal a broach from Kate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416223315 +0000" stop="20260416225645 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like an Old Time Movie - S03E24</title>
    <desc>ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.</desc>
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    <title>Shake, Rattle and Roll - S03E25</title>
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    <title>Love on the Rocks - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Gimme That Old Time Religion - S04E17</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E29 - Vicious Circle - S02E29</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E30 - The Three Dreams of Mr. Findlater - S02E30</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E31 - The Night the World Ended - S02E31</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E32 - The Hands of Mr. Ottermole - S02E32</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E33 - A Man Greatly Beloved - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E34 - Martha Mason Movie Star - S02E34</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E33 - Party Line - S05E33</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E34 - Cell 227 - S05E34</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E35 - The Schartz-Metterklume Method - S05E35</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E36 - Letter of Credit - S05E36</title>
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  <programme start="20260416154413 +0000" stop="20260416161113 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E37 - Escape to Sonoita - S05E37</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E38 - Hooked - S05E38</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E02 - The Doubtful Doctor - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E03 - Very Moral Theft - S06E03</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E04 - The Contest for Aaron Gold - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E05 - The Five Forty-Eight - S06E05</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E08 - O Youth and Beauty! - S06E08</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E09 - The Money - S06E09</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E11 - The Man with Two Faces - S06E11</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E12 - The Baby-Blue Expression - S06E12</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E13 - The Man Who Found the Money - S06E13</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E14 - The Changing Heart - S06E14</title>
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  <programme start="20260416205324 +0000" stop="20260416211845 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E15 - Summer Shade - S06E15</title>
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  <programme start="20260416211845 +0000" stop="20260416214425 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E16 - A Crime for Mothers - S06E16</title>
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  <programme start="20260416214425 +0000" stop="20260416220957 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E17 - The Last Escape - S06E17</title>
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  <programme start="20260416220957 +0000" stop="20260416223526 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E18 - The Greatest Monster of Them All - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E20 - The Throwback - S06E20</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E21 - The Kiss-Off - S06E21</title>
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  <programme start="20260416232629 +0000" stop="20260416235213 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E22 - The Horseplayer - S06E22</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E23 - Incident in a Small Jail - S06E23</title>
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  <programme start="20260417001754 +0000" stop="20260417004335 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E24 - A Womans Help - S06E24</title>
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  <programme start="20260417004335 +0000" stop="20260417010916 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E25 - Museum Piece - S06E25</title>
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  <programme start="20260417010916 +0000" stop="20260417013454 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E26 - Coming Mama - S06E26</title>
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  <programme start="20260417013454 +0000" stop="20260417020026 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E27 - Deathmate - S06E27</title>
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  <programme start="20260417020026 +0000" stop="20260417022609 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E28 - Gratitude - S06E28</title>
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  <programme start="20260417022609 +0000" stop="20260417025136 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E29 - The Pearl Necklace - S06E29</title>
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  <programme start="20260417025136 +0000" stop="20260417031713 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E30 - You Cant Trust a Man - S06E30</title>
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  <programme start="20260417031713 +0000" stop="20260417034142 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E31 - The Gloating Place - S06E31</title>
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  <programme start="20260417034142 +0000" stop="20260417040724 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E32 - Self Defense - S06E32</title>
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  <programme start="20260417040724 +0000" stop="20260417043256 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E33 - A Secret Life - S06E33</title>
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  <programme start="20260417043256 +0000" stop="20260417045852 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E34 - Servant Problem - S06E34</title>
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  <programme start="20260417045852 +0000" stop="20260417052436 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E35 - Coming Home - S06E35</title>
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  <programme start="20260417052436 +0000" stop="20260417055007 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E36 - Final Arrangements - S06E36</title>
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  <programme start="20260417055007 +0000" stop="20260417061555 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E37 - Make My Death Bed - S06E37</title>
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  <programme start="20260417061555 +0000" stop="20260417064149 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E38 - Ambition - S06E38</title>
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  <programme start="20260417064149 +0000" stop="20260417070724 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E01 - The Hatbox - S07E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260417070724 +0000" stop="20260417073253 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E02 - Bang! Youre Dead - S07E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260417073253 +0000" stop="20260417075813 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E03 - Maria - S07E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260417075813 +0000" stop="20260417082348 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S07E04 - Cop for a Day - S07E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260415074852 +0000" stop="20260415083205 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blowback - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While trying to retrieve a bomb, Sydney and Vaughn are ambushed by unidentified assailants. Meanwhile, Lauren and Sark continue to solidify their new partnership, Sloane divulges a dark secret to Dr. Barnett and Marshall shows the strains of new fatherhood.</desc>
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    <title>Façade - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must convince bomb maker Daniel Ryan that they are part of The Covenant in order to find out where he has hidden one of his devices. But Sydney discovers that her ties to the bomber could lead him on a suicide mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415091454 +0000" stop="20260415095734 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taken - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney attempts to rescue Dixon's kids after they are kidnapped by Sark, Lauren's status as a double agent is put to the test when she learns that she has to work with her father, and Sloane is framed as a CIA mole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095734 +0000" stop="20260415103925 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frame - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must track Kazari Bomani down to get hold of a piece of the Rambaldi puzzle. Meanwhile, Jack reveals his suspicions to Senator Reed about his daughter Lauren's allegiances, and Vaughn decides what to do about his marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103925 +0000" stop="20260415112138 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unveiled - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Jack warn a disbelieving Vaughn about their suspicions of Lauren being the CIA mole. Meanwhile, Bomani and Sark take possession of the Rambaldi machine, Sydney and Vaughn must stop a Covenant virus that's crippling medical facilities around the world, Sloane's secret is revealed to Jack, and Bomani begins to lose faith in Lauren's ability to carry out her Covenant missions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112138 +0000" stop="20260415120448 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hourglass - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Lauren is working for the Covenant, Vaughn is told to keep up the façade of a happy marriage in order to keep tabs on his wife's activities. But he's in for a shock when he uncovers the truth about Lauren's mother, Olivia. Meanwhile, Jack refuses to help exonerate Sloane of his crimes and put in motion a stay of execution, and a monk discloses the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger" to Sydney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120448 +0000" stop="20260415124659 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Ties - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After discovering the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger," Sydney and Jack seek the aid of Sloane, to track the "Passenger" down. Meanwhile, after learning a secret about his father from Thomas Brill, Vaughn is kidnapped and tortured by Lauren and Sark, who are about to track "The Passenger" down themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415124659 +0000" stop="20260415132829 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S03E21</title>
    <desc>With the aid of Katya Derevko and CIA imprisoned security systems designer Toni Cummings, Sydney and Vaughn attempt to track down Sloane and Nadia. But Lauren and Sark are also in hot pursuit of them in order to uncover the secrets of Rambaldi. Meanwhile, Vaughn's obsession with tracking down Lauren is beginning to consume him, Sydney and Vaughn turn the tables on an old foe, and Katya expresses her attraction to Jack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415132829 +0000" stop="20260415141047 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Lauren stages a stunning betrayal to steal classified materials from the CIA. Meanwhile, Vaughn comes face to face with his darkest demons in pursuit of his wife; Nadia must decide whether or not she can trust her father, Sloane, in the pursuit of Rambaldi's most priceless artifact; and Sydney receives a shattering revelation that will make her question everything - and everyone - she thought she could trust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141047 +0000" stop="20260415145406 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney quits the CIA and joins a Black Ops unit called "Authorized Personnel Only" alongside Dixon, Jack, Vaughn and... Sloane. Meanwhile, the truth Sydney found out in Wittenberg endangers her relationship with Jack, and eventually she reveals the awful truth to Vaughn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145406 +0000" stop="20260415153723 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney unwillingly teams up with her father to hunt down a modern-day samurai. Meanwhile, Nadia doesn't want to go back to the spy business, but is forced to when Sydney's life is jeopardized. Sydney finds out the reason behind Jack's misdeed and Nadia makes an unsettling promise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415153723 +0000" stop="20260415161803 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awful Truth - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney must seduce a murderous arms dealer in order to track down a stolen NSA code-breaker. Meanwhile, Vaughn fears for Weiss's life, and Sydney and Jack argue about telling Nadia the truth about her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161803 +0000" stop="20260415165832 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover to track down a deadly new bio-weapon. Meanwhile, Sydney is concerned about Vaughn not having yet put Lauren behind, and Nadia turns to a Jack to find out the truth about her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415165832 +0000" stop="20260415173953 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Liberty Village - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover as a married couple so as to find a weapon that could bring back the Dark Ages. However, the neighborhood they've infiltrated is not as charming as it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173953 +0000" stop="20260415182131 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nocturne - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After being infected with a hallucinogen, Sydney starts to lose touch with reality. Vaughn and Jack must rush to find an antidote before Sydney puts her life - and others next to her - into danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415182131 +0000" stop="20260415190205 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Détente - S04E07</title>
    <desc>While Sydney and Nadia argue about Nadia's acceptance of Sloane's fatherly concerns, Sloane worries about Nadia's well-being when she and Sydney go undercover as wealthy, irresponsible young heiresses to uncover the whereabouts of a deadly chemical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190205 +0000" stop="20260415194432 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sloane temporarily steps down as Director of his Task Force and gives Jack full authority over the next assignment, which involves Anna Espinosa, Sydney's old foe. However, Anna turns the tables on APO when she captures Nadia and forces Sydney to do her biddings. Sydney tells Nadia about the Rambaldi's prophecy which dictates that two sisters will fight and only one will survive. Meanwhile, Vaughn visits Sark and tries to trick him into helping them to catch Anna. In the end, one of the sisters is mortally wounded by Anna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194432 +0000" stop="20260415202430 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man of His Word - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While Nadia is in a coma, Sark is taken into APO and to help them infiltrate Cadmus Revolutionary Front and retrieve the bomb, but in return he demands to see Lauren's corpse and that Vaughn opens her coffin for him. Nadia may be the only person with the intel they need to intercept the bomb, so Jack is forced to prematurely wake Nadia from her coma, endangering her life, which doesn't please Sloane when he finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202430 +0000" stop="20260415210649 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Index - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dixon enlists Sydney to help him prove that Sloane is double-crossing the CIA and using APO to steel the Blackwell Index, a master blackmail list, and to reconstruct the Alliance. Sydney makes her way into Sloane's house so as to copy the encryption key from his secure phone and crack his calls. When Nadia finds her, she becomes disappointed in her sister. Meanwhile, Vaughn discovers something disturbing about his father when he visits his comatose uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415210649 +0000" stop="20260415214812 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Home - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney must protect the life of a civilian, whom she unintentionally put in danger. Meanwhile, Jack plans a visit with an old friend, and Vaughn uncovers more disturbing secrets about his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214812 +0000" stop="20260415223122 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Orphan - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Nadia puts her own life - as well Sydney's and Weiss's - in danger after failing to unveil her past through a dangerous criminal. Meanwhile, Vaughn finds a person who is somehow connected to his father and Nadia as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223122 +0000" stop="20260415231438 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a mission goes wrong, Sydney's is placed in danger and Marshall is the only one who can save her. Meanwhile, Dixon is exposed to a deadly pathogen released inside APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415231438 +0000" stop="20260415235633 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightingale - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn risk their lives trying to find out the truth about Vaughn's father. Finally, we find out why Jack and Sloane seem to be conspiring together against Sydney and Vaughn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235633 +0000" stop="20260416003940 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandora - S04E15</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to talk to Sydney, Katya Derevko deliberately poisons herself and is temporally taken out from her cell. Once Nadia tells her sister about this, Sydney visits her aunt to tell her to stay away from Nadia. However, Katya unsettles Sydney by telling her that someone framed her mother as a means of getting her killed. Sydney sets off in search of the truth behind this story. Meanwhile, Vaughn becomes a rogue agent by getting involved with the people who might know his father's whereabouts. In the end, he and Sydney find out that the man behind these two plots is no other than A. Sloane. However, things are not exactly as they seem to be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416003940 +0000" stop="20260416012135 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Mister Sloane - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn tell Jack about Sloane's alleged involvement in Vaughn's search for his father and Irina's contract on Sydney's life. After cornering Sloane, they both conclude that someone is framing him. The APO team set a trap to catch the fake A. Sloane, but they fail. Once they realize what "Arvin Clone" is after at, Sloane suggests to step down, temporarily. However, Sydney reluctantly convinces him to stay on the case, since he may the only person able to anticipate "Arvin Clone"'s next move. But Nadia fears that this pursue may revive her father's past obsession – Rambaldi.`</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416012135 +0000" stop="20260416020359 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clean Conscience - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Nadia's former caretaker, Sophia, has been severely beaten. She contacts Nadia and asks to meet her. Sloane is told by Sophia that she was beaten up, because someone is trying to track Nadia down, so he and Jack decide to tell their daughters the truth – Elena Derevko, the third and the most cruelest of the Derevko sisters, has been surveilling both Sydney and Nadia for a decade. Meanwhile, Jack's doctor advises him to tell Sydney about his illness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020359 +0000" stop="20260416024629 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirage - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Jack's illness has caused him to hallucinate about a cure. Sydney must recreate the time when Jack was working for the CIA and hid the only man who might be able to help him now. For this, Sydney must play her own mother. Meanwhile, Sophia moves in with Sydney and Nadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024629 +0000" stop="20260416032930 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams... - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The team captures the Sloane Imposter and questions him to find a rare Rambaldi orchid. The real Sloane must relive a painful memory in order to get the Imposter to reveal the orchid location.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416032930 +0000" stop="20260416041214 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Descent - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After a tactical group infiltrates the DSR and steals Rambaldi artifacts, CIA director Hayden Chase discovers that the alarms at the DSR were disabled from Nadia's computer, allowing the raid to happen, and shows up at the apartment to question her.  Soon Sloane and Jack arrive and suspect that Sophia, who had access to the computer while she was living with Syd and Nadia, is Elena Derevko.  They follow her trail to a dead Rambaldi follower, a stunning betrayal, and a presumed dead family member...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Search and Rescue - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Rambaldi's catastrophic endgame begins to fall into place as a giant red ball version of the Circumference/Mueller device is found floating over a large city in Russia, driving the citizens mad with violence. After a wounded Dixon reveals that Irina is alive, Sydney, Nadia, and Jack set off to find her. It turns out that Irina had been captured, and then duplicated using Project Helix, in order to give the impression that she was dead. Sydney and Nadia discover Irina being held inside a camp in Tikal, safely in the clutches of Elena's private army. Irina had apparently been working to counter Elena's organization, the Covenant, and actually PREVENT the Rambaldi endgame. Irina is taken to APO and tells them of a page she destroyed, a page that was key to Rambaldi's endgame. Under torture, she finally broke and recreated it for Elena. After a short respite, Sydney, Vaughn, Jack, Nadia, and Irina board a plane parachute down, towards Elena, Sloane, the Circumference....and destiny.</desc>
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    <title>Before the Flood - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jack, Sydney, Irina, Vaughn and Nadia parachute into Sovogda. They're supposed to dismantle a giant red ball turning people into zombies. At APO, Marshall and Weiss use the Blackwell Index to blackmail the Russian minister into giving them the access codes to a Russian satellite, they discover that Elena is uplinking the satellite. A CIA agent, Brodien reminds them that the Rambaldi device is broadcasting a subaudible frequency that physiologically alters people who drink it and it is irreversible. Elena learns of the APO team's arrival.</desc>
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    <title>Prophet Five - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After learning that the man she has known as Michael Vaughn is under investigation and suspected of being a double agent, Sydney begins to question whether their business and personal relationship over the years had all been a lie.</desc>
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    <title>...1... - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Renée - a fugitive on the CIA's most wanted list -- to track down the murderer of a close friend before the killer can strike again. Meanwhile, Jack enlists a reluctant new agent, Thomas Grace (Balthazar Getty), and Weiss struggles to decide whether or not to accept a promotion that would force him to leave his colleagues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416070339 +0000" stop="20260416074646 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney is forced to partner on a mission with new APO agent Thomas Grace. They discover that Rachel Gibson -- a spy suspected of being involved in activities against the U.S. -- has something shockingly in common with Sydney.</desc>
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    <title>Mockingbird - S05E04</title>
    <desc>While Sloane awaits the outcome of his sentencing, Sydney's life is put in grave danger when Gordon Dean discovers that Rachel is still alive.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Box - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Tom discover that Renie has stolen the cryo container, and soon find themselves under siege by a group of mercanaries who want the contents of the container. Meanwhile, Sloane takes matters into his own hands to get himself back into APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091120 +0000" stop="20260416095321 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solo - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel receives a little help from Syd for her first solo mission.</desc>
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    <title>Fait Accompli - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Sydney and APO attempt to discover whom Gordon Dean is working for and what their end game is. Meanwhile, when the group claiming to have a cure for daughter Nadia continues to play mind games with him, Sloane struggles for control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416103546 +0000" stop="20260416111834 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Rachel and Sydney have to join forces with Julian Sark to prevent a deadly micropulse bomb from falling in the hands of a dangerous mercenary.</desc>
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    <title>The Horizon - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Vaughn after being kidnapped and being placed in a hypnotic. What Sydney doesn't know is that the kidnapper is a very familiar face with an obscure interest in her unborn child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416120010 +0000" stop="20260416124224 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.O.S. - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The entire APO gang is trapped inside the CIA offices and Weiss saves them. However, Weiss will not be returning to APO, he will just be helping the others on a mission to obtain information regarding Sydney.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416124224 +0000" stop="20260416132458 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maternal Instinct - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney receives an unexpected visit from Irina. Together with Jack, they travel to Vancouver to search for information about The Horizon, but the trio is ambushed. While Jack takes on Kelly Peyton, Sydney goes into labor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416132458 +0000" stop="20260416140714 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Only One Sydney Bristow - S05E12</title>
    <desc>One month after the baby is born, Sydney is taking time off from work. Will is what pulls her back in the field while she's on maternity leave. The enemies realize that the best way to hurt Sydney is through her friends. Anna Espinosa also returns.</desc>
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    <title>30 Seconds - S05E13</title>
    <desc>While the gang starts to learn more about the Prophet 5, Sloane is distressed to learn that Prophet Five's cure for Nadia is just as likely to kill her. Meanwhile, Devlin returns, the search for Anna Espinosa continues, Rambaldi's prophetic Page 47 resurfaces, and Sydney offers Renée a job at APO.</desc>
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    <title>I See Dead People - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Marshall reports to Jack that a microchip, found in Renée Rienne's body, is etched with the name 'Andre Micheaux'. Peyton tells Sloane that Sydney is being sent to Nepal to meet with someone regarding the chip. Sloane sends Anna, now Sydney's doppelgänger, to intercept. When Marshall discovers that the APO office is bugged, Jack frantically tries to reach Sydney to warn her before it is too late.</desc>
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    <title>No Hard Feelings - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney now posing as Anna, brings Peyton a microchip with a device hidden in it. Meanwhile Sloane finishes translating page 47 and reports that only the chosen one can complete the circle, which leads Sark and Sydney on a dangerous mission to a prison. Rachel finally discovers Tom's secret about what happened to his wife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416161452 +0000" stop="20260416165747 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reprisal - S05E16</title>
    <desc>In the first part of [the] Alias two-hour finale event, 'Reprisal,' Sloane takes Marshall and Rachel hostage in order to discover a crucial clue to Rambaldi's ultimate endgame, as Sydney, Vaughn and APO race to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>All the Time in the World - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Peyton tells Sloane that she has made a deal for the Rambaldi Sphere with an ally in China. Sloane arranges for stolen missiles to be sent to Hong Kong. Sloane's plan is revealed to the APO members, who race to stop him before he can use the Rambaldi Sphere to put the plan in motion. But this all leads to a long awaited confrontation between Sydney and Irina.</desc>
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    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney Bristow discovers that her job as an agent for SD-6, a top-secret division of the CIA, holds some deadly secrets that threaten the security of the free world. In spite of being warned against it, Sydney reveals her secret to her fiancé, Danny, who later on is murdered. Sydney finds that her father, Jack, is also SD-6 and that the group is not part of the CIA, but actually an enemy of the United States. Sydney seeks the aid of the real CIA and is enlisted as a double agent under the command of operations officer Vaughn. Her mission now is to complete her cases at SD-6 while reporting her findings back to the CIA. But when Sydney finds out that her father is also affiliated with the CIA, she begins to question where his true allegiances really lie.</desc>
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    <title>So It Begins - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney returns to SD-6 and is assigned with Dixon to travel to Moscow to retrieve some stolen files. But when Sydney discovers that she has inadvertently given SD-6 access to a nuclear weapon, she is forced to travel to Cairo and face a deadly foe. Meanwhile, Will begins to question the circumstances surrounding Danny's death, and Sydney learns of her father's involvement in the murder.</desc>
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    <title>Parity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney's life is in mortal danger as she is sent to Madrid to retrieve a 500-year-old sketch that contains a set of numbers and meets up with her deadly nemesis, K-Directorate agent Anna Espinosa. Meanwhile, Will delves deeper into the cause of Danny's death and discovers a very strange anomaly.</desc>
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    <title>A Broken Heart - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Dixon go on a dangerous case involving the safety of the United Commerce Organization. Francie confronts Charlie about his secret date with another woman, and Will continues to get closer to the truth about Danny's murder.</desc>
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    <title>Doppelgänger - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney's secret double agent status is jeopardized after she smuggling a biotech engineer into SD-6 from her mission in Berlin. Will meets a woman who confesses that she was having an affair with Danny shortly before his death. Vaughn informs Sydney that her father may be working for a third secret operative agency.</desc>
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    <title>Reckoning - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sydney goes undercover in a mental institution to get information from Shepard, a man who has been unconsciously programmed to be a deadly assassin. Meanwhile, after Sydney becomes convinced that her father was responsible for the death of her mother 20 years earlier. Will discovers the true identity of the woman who claimed having an affair with Danny and Francie is relieved to learn that Charlie is not having an affair other woman. Marshall finds the computer worm planted in the SD-6 mainframe by the CIA.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416222832 +0000" stop="20260416231241 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Color Blind - S01E07</title>
    <desc>While helping Shepard escape from the asylum in Bucharest, Sydney discovers the shocking connection he has with her past. Meanwhile, after tracking the computer virus secretly planted by the CIA, Sloane is confronted by Alliance representative Alain Christophe, who suggests that one or more moles may have infiltrated SD-6. Will continues to investigate the woman claiming to be Danny's mistress and Sydney finds out the truth about her father's involvement in her mother's death 20 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>Time Will Tell - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sydney must undergo an extensive lie detector test to satisfy Sloane's frantic search for the SD-6 mole. Meanwhile, with nemesis Anna Espinosa following her every move, Sydney seeks out the connection that a device may have to the 500-year-old prophetic Rambaldi sketch. The mystery of Kate Jones deepens as Will continues to investigate Danny's death; and Sydney discovers that a keepsake from her mother Laura contains more disturbing connections into Jack's past alliances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416235729 +0000" stop="20260417004238 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mea Culpa - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Sydney's life is placed in mortal danger when Sloane is informed by his superior that she is the SD-6 mole. Meanwhile, Dixon's life hangs in the balance after he is shot on a mission, and Will realizes that his discovery of Kate Jones' pin could uncover some unexpected information.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417004238 +0000" stop="20260417012711 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sydney briefs her CIA handler, Agent Vaughn, on her recent captivity at SD-6 and is surprised when he unexpectedly gives her a Christmas gift. Meanwhile Jack has to find a way to save Sydney when he discovers that Sloane has ordered her tortured and killed for being the suspected SD-6 mole. Will may be making the mistake of his life when he begins to research a name heard on a mysterious audiocassette -- SD-6.</desc>
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    <title>The Confession - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney is grateful and proud of her father after he saves her life while on a case in Havana. But her admiration is short lived when Vaughn discovers further evidence that Jack may have been responsible for the deaths of over a dozen CIA officers many years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>The Box (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When armed intruders take over SD-6, led by McKenas Cole, a man bent on exacting revenge on ex-boss Sloane, Sydney and Jack must work together to save their colleagues. Meanwhile, Will fears that his investigation of SD-6 and its link to the murder of Eloise Kurtz is placing his life in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>The Box (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vaughn disobeys orders and attempts to help Sydney and Jack avert the destruction of SD-6 headquarters and all its occupants. Meanwhile, McKenas Cole continues his vendetta against Sloane and searches for a mysterious device. A desperate but determined woman convince Will to continue his investigation of SD-6 and the imprisonment of David McNeil.</desc>
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    <title>The Coup - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Dixon are sent to Las Vegas to gather information from a K-Directorate agent who has ties to the group that attacked and nearly destroyed SD-6. Meanwhile, Sydney learns some shocking news about Francie's fiancé, Charlie, Will begins his journey in discovering what SD-6 really is, and Jack continues to try to be more of a father to Sydney when he helps her decide whether or not to continue with graduate school.</desc>
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    <title>Page 47 - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Vaughn asks Sydney to use her friendship with Sloane's wife, Emily, to gain access to a mysterious Rambaldi book which happens to be under lock and key in a safe at Sloane's home. Meanwhile, Will is kidnapped and told to drop his investigation of SD-6 or risk the lives of his family and friends, including Sydney's.</desc>
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    <title>The Prophecy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney is tested by the DSR to discover her mysterious link to a chilling 500-year-old picture and prophecy foretold in a Rambaldi manuscript. Meanwhile, after uncovering the identity of the rogue group leader, "The Man," Sloane learns through fellow Alliance of Twelve member Edward Poole that a close friend may be in cahoots with the enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Q&amp;A - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While the FBI detains and questions Sydney about her past and possible ties to a mysterious Rambaldi doomsday prophecy, Vaughn and Jack must race to free her and find a way to clear her name before her cover is blown and SD-6 is made aware of the situation. Once the rescue op has been launched, in her quest to prove her innocence, Sydney shocks even her usually unflappable father when she makes a chilling discovery that may unravel the mystery of the 500-year-old prophecy – she finds proof that Rambaldi's writings may hold more truth about an alleged weapon of mass destruction - and the fate of her own family.</desc>
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    <title>Masquerade - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While on a case to track the activities of Khasinau, a.k.a. "The Man," Sydney runs into her ex-lover, Noah Hicks, who broke her heart and left without saying goodbye five years earlier. Meanwhile, Sydney tells Sloane that she wants to find her mother; Jack is ordered to see CIA psychiatrist Dr. Barnett to help him deal with his churning emotions after discovering that his wife may still be alive; and Will and Francie become suspicious of Sydney's activities after finding one of her airline ticket stubs.</desc>
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    <title>Snowman - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sloane begins to question where Noah's true allegiances lie, as passion ignites between Sydney and Noah. Meanwhile, Sydney continues to uncover new information about her mother, which disturbes Jack. A rogue assassin known as the Snowman is dispatched by K-Directorate to kill Khasinau, a.k.a. "The Man." Will and Francie confront Sydney about the mysterious airline ticket stub found in her jacket.</desc>
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    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
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    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Grace tries neuro-hypnosis in an attempt to recover memories.</desc>
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    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260415221239 +0000" stop="20260415225757 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
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    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415234502 +0000" stop="20260416002844 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260416015901 +0000" stop="20260416024356 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
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    <title>The Wild One - S06E10</title>
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    <title>Not with My Niece You Don't - S06E12</title>
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    <title>Queen of Soaps - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After getting hooked on soap operas, Vera becomes a washout at work and later quits.</desc>
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    <title>Sharples vs. Sharples - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Mel has a beef with his mother who wants to publish his secret chili recipe in her new cookbook.</desc>
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    <title>Valentine's Day Massacre - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Valentine's Day promises anything but hearts and flowers for the diner staff, who all quarrel with their dates.</desc>
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    <title>The Best Little Waitress in the World - S06E16</title>
    <desc>A book on building self-confidence inspires Vera to become ""the best little waitress in the world!""  Later, Mel leaves a newly confident Vera in charge of the diner.</desc>
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    <title>Alice and the Acorns - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Alice is visited by a high-school chum who's still suffering from her teenage inferiority complex.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker - S06E18</title>
    <desc>To help Jolene's exhausted good buddy, the girls drive his rig to a mining town, blissfully unaware that they're hauling dynamite.</desc>
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    <title>Mel Wins By a Nose - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mel considers getting a nose job while undergoing surgery for a deviated septum.</desc>
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    <title>Give My Regrets to Broadway - S06E20</title>
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    <title>Vera's Reunion Romance - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Vera returns from her high-school reunion with stars in her eyes and a sparkler on her finger.</desc>
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    <title>Monty Falls for Alice - S06E22</title>
    <desc>A jilted acquaintance flips for Alice on the first bounce and when she doesn't reciprocate his feelings he threatens to jump from the Mel's Diner sign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415123203 +0000" stop="20260415125341 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spell Mel's - S06E23</title>
    <desc>To counter a competitor whose contest is drawing customers, Mel launches one too and ups the ante to $3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125341 +0000" stop="20260415131519 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother the Landlord - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Mel happily envisions a rent-free future when his mother buys his apartment building but surprises him when she announces a $50 rent increase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131519 +0000" stop="20260415133658 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Lips - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133658 +0000" stop="20260415135836 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Take This Waitress? - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of Mel's Diner - S07E03</title>
    <desc>There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141946 +0000" stop="20260415144124 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice at the Palace - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice.  Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Joel Grey Saves the Day - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150302 +0000" stop="20260415152439 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrie on the Rebound - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415152439 +0000" stop="20260415154611 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene's Brother Jonas - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alice Sees the Light - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160719 +0000" stop="20260415162855 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera the Virtuoso - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162855 +0000" stop="20260415165034 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Faces the Music - S07E11</title>
    <desc>The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Tommy, the Jailbird - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171213 +0000" stop="20260415173351 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene and the Night Watchman - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173351 +0000" stop="20260415175529 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Dream Car - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175529 +0000" stop="20260415181707 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Back Little Sharples - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181707 +0000" stop="20260415183846 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera, the Torch - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183846 +0000" stop="20260415190025 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grass is Always Greener - S07E17</title>
    <desc>In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190025 +0000" stop="20260415192203 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Fouls Out - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415192203 +0000" stop="20260415194345 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera on the Lam - S07E19</title>
    <desc>After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194345 +0000" stop="20260415200524 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Cousin Wendy? - S07E20</title>
    <desc>To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200524 +0000" stop="20260415202703 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Erasable Mel - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202703 +0000" stop="20260415204840 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204840 +0000" stop="20260415211018 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415211018 +0000" stop="20260415213156 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel is Hogg-Tied - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit.  Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415213156 +0000" stop="20260415215335 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Secret Lover - S08E02</title>
    <desc>A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215335 +0000" stop="20260415221513 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene Gets Her Wings - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221513 +0000" stop="20260415223650 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Blind Date - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223650 +0000" stop="20260415225827 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Had to Be Mel - S08E05</title>
    <desc>A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225827 +0000" stop="20260415232005 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera Gets Engaged - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Wedding - S08E08</title>
    <desc>After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot Wore Pink - S08E09</title>
    <desc>After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.</desc>
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    <title>'Tis the Season to Be Jealous - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Goes Overboard - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Tommy's home from college feeling down,due to bad grades &amp; a failed romance. Also,Mel gets a visit,his old Navy buddy Frank. Who ends up inspiring Tommy to consider a change,that Alice may not be crazy about.</desc>
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    <title>Vera, the Horse Thief - S08E12</title>
    <desc>No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene Throws a Curve - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416012947 +0000" stop="20260416015126 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lies My Mother Told Me - S08E14</title>
    <desc>After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.</desc>
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    <title>Alice and the Devoted Dentist - S08E15</title>
    <desc>When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416021303 +0000" stop="20260416023442 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Hot Air Romance - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.</desc>
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    <title>Dollars to Donuts - S08E17</title>
    <desc>After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.</desc>
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    <title>My Dinner with Debbie - S08E18</title>
    <desc>By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Fine Feathered Friends - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.</desc>
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    <title>Jolene is Stuck on Mel - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040107 +0000" stop="20260416042245 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel Spins His Wheels - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042245 +0000" stop="20260416044424 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be It Ever So Crowded - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416044424 +0000" stop="20260416050540 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romancing Mister Stone - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Jolene and Vera play Cupid for a dateless Alice by putting an ad in a magazine's personals column.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050540 +0000" stop="20260416052719 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Sharples - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Mel gets a little spaced out after he thwarts a bank robbery while he's dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween.</desc>
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    <title>Big, Bad Mel - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Mel gets an F for buying a day school to raze for a parking lot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416054858 +0000" stop="20260416061035 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Houseful of Hunnicutts - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Jolene loves her family, but finds it too much of a good thing when her father, five brothers, grandmother and family dog park themselves in her one-bedroom apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061035 +0000" stop="20260416063213 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy's Lost Weekend - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Alice is worried that Tommy's partying is leading to a serious drinking problem.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover Mel - S09E06</title>
    <desc>At Elliot's suggestion and lured by a $5000 reward, Mel goes undercover to smoke out rustlers selling stolen beef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416065351 +0000" stop="20260416071530 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Footloose Mel - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Mel 86es a group of ""hoodlums,"" unaware that they're the break dancers expected to perform at the diner as part of an arts festival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416071530 +0000" stop="20260416073709 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Anniversary Blues - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Vera yearns for a romantic first wedding anniversary, but it gets off to anything but a romantic start and goes rapidly downhill from there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416073709 +0000" stop="20260416080536 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss the Grill Goodbye - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Jolene's appearance on the ""Working Women"" talk show does nothing to boost business at Mel's Diner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416080536 +0000" stop="20260416082715 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera, the Nightbird - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Vera's secretly moonlighting as a sultry deejay called Nightbird and she's turning on all the males in Phoenix in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (1) - S09E11</title>
    <desc>A country singer takes a personel as well as professional interest in Alice and begs her to join his band on the road.</desc>
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    <title>Alice Doesn't Work Here Anymore (2) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Whether Alice likes it or not, and she's not sure, country singer Travis Marsh gives her a chance to reach for the stars in a performance with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416091031 +0000" stop="20260416093210 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Raided Debbie's - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Answering a room-to-rent ad, Vera and Elliot's pushy landlady pushes herself and her kitschy furniture into their home and lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416093210 +0000" stop="20260416095349 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One on One - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Mel is a taskmaster in training Jolene for tryouts with a pro basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416095349 +0000" stop="20260416101443 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Grounded Gumshoe - S09E15</title>
    <desc>After getting shot accidentally with his own gun, Elliot quits the force and looks for a career more suited to his meager talents.</desc>
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    <title>Th-th-th-that's All, Folks - S09E16</title>
    <desc>On the final day at the diner, Mel closes the blinds and gives away the cow creamers as the gang reminisces about the last nine years.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Alice gets her hopes up to be a big star when a talent agent comes to town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416120342 +0000" stop="20260416133113 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Gets a Pass - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Alice falls for an ex-football player, who is now an actor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416133113 +0000" stop="20260416143720 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piece of the Rock - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Alice meets her late husband's beneficiary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416143720 +0000" stop="20260416153705 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay the Fifty Dollars - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Alice is mistakenly picked up by the five-0 for prostitution when she is performing in a nightclub.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416153705 +0000" stop="20260416163928 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Call to Arms - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A sleepless night of obscene phone calls prompts Alice into considering packing a piece.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Review - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A famous food critic dies in Mel's Diner, which freaks out everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Sex Education - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aliec feels that Tommy is learning about sex too early when she finds a picture of a naked woman in Tommy's wallet.</desc>
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    <title>Big Daddy Dawson's Coming - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Alice helps Flo get a man, the Man tries to help himself to Alice.</desc>
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    <title>Good Night Sweet Vera - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Alice and Flo try to keep Vera from O'Ding on sleeping pills.</desc>
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    <title>The Dilemma - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alice is proposed marriage from an old boyfriend from the old neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Who Killed Bugs Bunny? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alice is thrilled that Mel is taking Tommy camping, until she finds out that it involves hunting as well. Alice refuses to let Tommy go, but he runs away to go camping anyway. It isn't until he shoots an animal that he realizes that his mother was right all along.</desc>
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    <title>Mother-in-Law (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Rose Hyatt comes to visit Alice and Tommy, much to Alice's chagrin. And now she's talking about staying there....</desc>
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    <title>Mother-in-Law (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Alice does all that she can to stop Rose from becoming a permanent Phoeniz resident.</desc>
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    <title>Vera's Mortician - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vera's boyfriend might very well be a married man.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's in Love - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Mel falls in love with a young nature hiker from New Jersey.</desc>
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    <title>The Accident - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mel leaves Alice and Flo his car when he goes on a trip, but Flo gets it totaled in an accident that is spread out over several blocks. Will they fix it time before Mel gets back? Nope, Mel comes home early and finds out about his car from an angry Hispanic neighbor!</desc>
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    <title>The Failure - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A robbery heist gets messed up when the cash register is stuck. The robber thinks he is a failure, but he gets a chance to redeem himself when he helps a lady deliver a baby in the diner.</desc>
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    <title>The Hex - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A fake Gypsy is caught stealing the silverware by Alice, and she puts a curse on the gang.</desc>
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    <title>The Pain of No Return - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Alice might be in trouble with Uncle Sam when she learns that her recently deceased husband never paid his back taxes.</desc>
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    <title>The Odd Couple - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Flo's trailer is stolen, and Alice has the heart to let her stay at her house for a spell. The spell is broken when Alice finds out that Flo is an all-out slob and have unwelcomed visitors (Flo's latest boyfriend, not roaches).</desc>
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    <title>A Night to Remember - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Alice and Flo try to find Vera a man.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's Cup - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Alice unknowingly donates Mel's old Navy Trophy to a rummage sale.</desc>
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    <title>The Bundle - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A Bag full of money is found in the diner, and Alice is the only one who wants to find the owner.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's Happy Burger - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Alice gets her chance at stardom as a hamburger on a TV commercial for the diner.</desc>
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    <title>The Second Time 'Round - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A suspected flasher and Flo's third ex-husband (Rod McCary) stir things up at Mel's Diner.</desc>
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    <title>The Indian Taker - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A Native American who claims Mel's diner is built on sacred ground refuses to leave.</desc>
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    <title>86 the Waitresses - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mel incites his waitresses to quit by giving a new waiter better wages than theirs.</desc>
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    <title>Terra - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A hyperadvanced species makes their home on doomed exoplanet Terra, which orbits an aging star. Now they must colonize another world, using robots.</desc>
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    <title>Atlas - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On Exoplanet Atlas, dense gravity creates a thick atmosphere allowing airborne life forms to thrive - but also providing a lesson in adaptability.</desc>
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    <title>Janus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ants, scorpions and fireflies provide clues for biologists to conjecture about life on exoplanet Janus, including highly adaptable pentapods.</desc>
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    <title>Atlas - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Janus - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Terra - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Please Hamper, Don't Hurt 'Em - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Washingtons take in a special guest, Joey attempts to teach Daevon a lesson, and Skyler prepares for her academic future.</desc>
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    <title>Papa Said Log You Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Joey shares some exciting news, Justine struggles with an internet troll. Veronica helps Skyler tackle an unexpected fear.</desc>
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    <title>You Gots the Chills - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Veronica gets caught in a social media predicament, Joey confronts an old rival, and Justine hatches a plan to spend more time with Wes.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leaker - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Justine and Joey clash over Veronica’s love life while Wes and Daevon team up for a special project. Skyler hosts an elaborate sleepover.</desc>
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    <title>Pranksta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Wes strikes up a new romance, Skyler seeks sisterly revenge. Joey and Justine help Malik with a baby-sitting debacle.</desc>
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    <title>Snow Diggity - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An icy blizzard brings the kids together, Joey prepares for a new kind of gig, and Justine unpacks a family mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Sip Stop Hooray - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While Joey settles into a new domestic routine, Justine kick-starts her career with a wildly innovative debut product.</desc>
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    <title>Time - S05E11</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to avoid one big life decision about his relationship with Olivia, Spencer decides to attend the Crenshaw combine with Jordan, even if it means having to avoid another big issue…being in the same place as Billy. Meanwhile, Layla clashes with her father over a decision she made about Keating Records, Olivia contends with success behind a pseudonym, Preach gets a surprise visit from Amina and Asher receives some life changing news. Despite how the day begins, no one is prepared for how it ends.</desc>
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    <title>Lost One - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When an unexpected event rocks both the Beverly Hills and Crenshaw communities, they come together to support each other in an unexpected way.</desc>
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    <title>Day Ones - S05E13</title>
    <desc>As Olivia struggles with the loss of her father, friends and family must set aside their grief to help as she fights to stay sober…but only one person can help her find peace in the midst of her pain.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Make Me Proud - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Despite his grief, Jordan attempts to man up in his dad’s absence, but when Billy’s death is used to garner positive attention for the struggling GAU football program, Jordan is left wondering if his legacy is only to live in his father’s shadow. Back at the Baker house, no one knows how to confront Laura’s excessive den-mothering, and Patience gets ready for her extravagant video premiere event.</desc>
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    <title>United in Grief - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer comes face to face with his grief and those he loves are collateral damage as he spirals into a person almost unrecognizable. Jordan tries to step up as a leader but no one's following, JJ makes a shocking appearance, and Layla urges Patience to beware of her #1 fan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415110633 +0000" stop="20260415114856 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Name Is - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Hoping to revive the GAU football program, Spencer and Jordan take a page from the Billy Baker playbook and revisit some former football stars as potential walk-ons…without Coach Kenny’s blessing. Olivia, Layla and Patience look for an escape from their current life stressors and ultimately rediscover themselves in the process. JJ tries to straddle football and the fraternity, and Coop gets great news but it may cost her something precious.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415114856 +0000" stop="20260415123119 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mask Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>It’s Spring Break for GAU, but the well-deserved break brings some big changes when an old friend surprises Spencer and Jordan, Olivia searches for the courage to share her truth, Patience has a decision to make as her career skyrockets, and Layla has an eye-opening conversation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415123119 +0000" stop="20260415131341 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Is How You Do It - S05E18</title>
    <desc>The GAU football team is undergoing some growing pains and Spencer is challenged to try and bring them all together.  Asher and Jaymee are ready to share their news but not everyone is supportive.  Coop is stumbling on new challenges in class, and Olivia is learning that Jayden Davis stirred up more than the football team, but it ultimately sends her in an exciting new direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131341 +0000" stop="20260415135604 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabotage - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Olivia gets an exciting opportunity but has to decide if the timing is right for her to make a big leap. Coastal football training forces Spencer, Jordan and Asher to go look in on JJ who has been off the grid. Patience contends with major ramifications after she fails to heed Layla’s advice about her #1 fan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415135604 +0000" stop="20260415143818 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now That We've Found Love - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Dramatic changes are on the horizon for the whole gang. With so many lessons learned from their enormous loss, the road forward is destined to be influenced by the past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415143818 +0000" stop="20260415152045 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things Done Changed - S06E01</title>
    <desc>It’s the start of a new school year and Spencer and Jordan are officially eligible to enter the NFL draft, placing Spencer at the center of the media spotlight. Olivia returns to LA after being changed by her time in London. Layla plans for the opening of her new lounge which will feature Patience’s first performance since being stabbed. Elsewhere, Asher and Jaymee navigate their new lives as parents to baby AJ.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415152045 +0000" stop="20260415160258 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Service Announcement - S06E02</title>
    <desc>As the team heads into their first football game of the season, the media’s growing obsession with Spencer begins to take a toll on him.  Meanwhile, Olivia opens up to Jordan and Laura about what she’s been working on, and Layla and Coop help Patience take back control of her life</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415160258 +0000" stop="20260415164510 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Business Is Business - S06E03</title>
    <desc>New changes on the field begin to create tension between Spencer and Jordan at the worst possible time.  While working on her latest project, Olivia deals with the emotional fallout of digging too deep into the past.  Elsewhere, Asher is forced to make a difficult decision after losing one of his star players.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415164510 +0000" stop="20260415172722 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Out - S06E04</title>
    <desc>After celebrating his 21st birthday, Spencer enlists Coop’s help to figure out what happened at his party the night before. Elsewhere, Olivia and Jordan reminisce about their childhood with Billy, and Asher deals with the fallout of a tough decision he’s made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172722 +0000" stop="20260415180936 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Issues - S06E05</title>
    <desc>After having some issues with a new game strategy on the field, Spencer diverts his attention to helping a South Crenshaw High player, who has been struggling with his own issues.  A surprise visit by Olivia’s BFF Ashley causes some tension between Olivia and Spencer.  Elsewhere, Laura guest lectures Coop’s law class, and Layla helps Jordan find a new roommate at the beach house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415180936 +0000" stop="20260415185148 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Connection - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After a spontaneous trip to the cabin leaves the Vortex without internet, they decide to spend their time helping Spencer with his latest case studies on relationships.  In the process, Spencer and Olivia are forced to deal with their growing issues head-on, while Jordan makes an unexpected discovery about Layla.  Finally, Laura reveals some difficult news to Coop about Patience’s case against Miko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185148 +0000" stop="20260415193401 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passin' Me By - S06E07</title>
    <desc>It's New Year's Eve and Spencer and Olivia are determined to ring in the new year together despite several interruptions that arise throughout the day. Elsewhere, Jordan gets advice on how to navigate a sensitive topic with Layla, and Asher comes clean to Jaymee about a secret he's been keeping</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193401 +0000" stop="20260415201615 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids See Ghosts - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Laura surprises Olivia, Jordan and Spencer with a special gift from Billy that helps them navigate issues they're each dealing with. Layla makes a discovery during therapy. Coop prepares Patience for the next step in their case against Miko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415201615 +0000" stop="20260415205828 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100% - S06E09</title>
    <desc>With one of the biggest games of his career around the corner, Spencer seeks guidance by revisiting his past. Layla continues to work through her mental health recovery. Olivia receives unexpected feedback from her publisher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205828 +0000" stop="20260415214040 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mass Appeal - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself struggling at the NFL combine when prospective coaches dig into his past. Jordan convinces Layla to take a day for herself while he handles her first brunch service at the lounge. Asher receives some unexpected news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214040 +0000" stop="20260415222251 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Next Episode - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When a couples' trip doesn't go as planned, Spencer volunteers the Vortex's help at South Crenshaw High's production of "Romeo and Juliet." Jordan and Layla receive news from their wedding venue that leaves them each feeling conflicted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415222251 +0000" stop="20260415230506 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Draft Day - S06E12</title>
    <desc>With draft day around the corner, Spencer celebrates the big day by making some lavish purchases. Olivia unveils her book to her family but worries that no one will show up to her first book signing. Jordan stresses over who his best man will be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415230506 +0000" stop="20260415234719 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victory Lap - S06E13</title>
    <desc>As they prepare for their wedding day, Layla admits to Jordan that she's missing her mother's presence. Spencer shifts his focus from the NFL draft to Layla and Jordan's big day. Patience is conflicted after receiving an unexpected opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234719 +0000" stop="20260416002932 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Do (1) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Olivia are focused on pulling off the perfect wedding weekend. Jordan considers a new job offer, and his and Layla's search for a new home takes an unexpected turn. Laura and Grace go head-to-head to see who can write the best speech.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>I Do (2) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>When an unexpected phone call leaves Liv spiraling on her wedding day, the Vortex band together to create magic. Spencer rallies help for a surprise of his own. Laura brings in her own reinforcement. Coop receives some major news about her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416011146 +0000" stop="20260416015414 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reborn - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Summer is ending and as the new school year is about to start, so is a new chapter. As the new QB coach at Crenshaw, Jordan is caught between being his players coach and their friend, which causes discord with his boss, Coach Bobby and his starting quarterback, Yasi. Meanwhile, Kingston's world is upended when he learns the secret that his parents, Cassius and Ava, have been keeping from him. Elsewhere, Khalil challenges the school system, Amina strives for more independence, and Coop and Layla struggle to find their footing in a new dynamic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015414 +0000" stop="20260416023604 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get By - S07E02</title>
    <desc>As Cassius and KJ navigate their first day at Beverly and South Crenshaw High, they struggle to find their way in unfamiliar surroundings. When Yasi antagonizes Khalil, Jordan steps in at Amina’s urging. Olivia comes to town to pay tribute to Coach Billy Baker, but when she seemingly keeps avoiding Layla, their friendship is tested. Elsewhere, Coop’s nerves take over on her first day of law.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416023604 +0000" stop="20260416031827 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ante Up - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When South Crenshaw's latest addition remains sidelined, Jordan and Coach Bobby clash over his next steps; the Eagles' devastating loss leads to finger-pointing from KJ. Cassius brings KJ to a South Crenshaw game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031827 +0000" stop="20260416040026 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Off - S07E04</title>
    <desc>KJ, desperate to revive Beverly’s game, is conflicted between following the Baker playbook or making his own mark. Meanwhile, Layla takes a stand against controversial pop star Elle Grant which forces Coop to fight for a second chance, and Khalil faces his father who won’t let go of the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040026 +0000" stop="20260416044244 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got a Story to Tell - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Both Beverly and Crenshaw are on a hot streak in their respective games. Amina struggles with her decision to run for Stu-Co president when she discovers her campaign speech falls on a very difficult day. When Tori makes a pass at KJ, he finds his heart pulled in two directions. Khalil reckons with the conflict between his new life and his father's influence. Coop attends a law panel, and the professor's intentions might not be entirely professional. Cassius offers KJ fatherly advice. Finally, Amina catches KJ off guard with an interesting proposal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044244 +0000" stop="20260416052440 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Mack - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Khalil must choose between lying for his father and a better path for himself. Patience gets an opportunity that tests her relationship with Coop, and KJ's fake relationship with Amina draws Tori's interest. Jordan uses Grandpa Willie's party as an opportunity to further investigate his theory about Coach Bobby, and his plan has unintended consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052440 +0000" stop="20260416060637 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boom I Got Your Boyfriend - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Cassius struggles to come to terms with a hard truth, and Layla lends him an ear at her lounge. Amina throws a party to celebrate her Stu-Co win, but her fake relationship with KJ gets complicated when he brings Tori with him. Meanwhile, Khalil adjusts to his new living arrangements. Elsewhere, Coop and Patience find themselves at a crossroads, and they face their future head-on for the first time. Finally, Amina makes a confession to Khalil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060637 +0000" stop="20260416064835 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squabble Up - S07E08</title>
    <desc>It's homecoming weekend at South Crenshaw High. As part of a new tradition, Amina is named Ms. South Crenshaw, which brings up memories of her mother. Khalil prepares to play for the first time since making the football team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416064835 +0000" stop="20260416073049 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadowboxin' - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer James and Darnell Hayes return to town, organizing a spirited night out aimed at resolving the escalating rivalry between Cassius and Jordan - a tension that has started to affect Khalil and KJ. Meanwhile, Coop struggles with haunting memories from her past, finding comfort in Spencer's guidance. Later, Khailil gets support from Spencer, Jordan, and others. Finally, Cassius offers words of wisdom to Spencer on his next chapter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073049 +0000" stop="20260416081247 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The Eagles are nearing a record as the last game of the season approaches. When Cassius decides to bench his starters, KJ fights for their right to play. Amina returns from Baltimore, and she's determined to save Khalil from the threats he's facing. Khalil finally turns to Coop for help. Elsewhere, Layla helps Breonna and Coop find their way. Meanwhile, KJ and Tori's relationship reaches a turning point, and Amina is surprised by Khalil's actions. Lastly, Cassius and KJ get an unexpected visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081247 +0000" stop="20260416085504 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Role Modelz - S07E11</title>
    <desc>KJ grapples with a new discovery about the Jeremy family. He seeks comfort in Amina, who arranges a surprise visit from KJ's mother, Ava. Ava finally has answers to lingering questions in her marriage to Cassius. Meanwhile, Khalil gets an unexpected visit on his 18th birthday, and Amina has a tough choice to consider. Finally, a tragedy unearths secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416085504 +0000" stop="20260416093719 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Hate the Player - S07E12</title>
    <desc>As Jordan recovers from his attack, Olivia and Layla encourage him to confront Cassius, and he makes a pivotal choice. Coop and Layla help Khalil process his guilt, while Jordan questions their friendship. Also, KJ tries to make amends with Tori.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Award Tour - S07E13</title>
    <desc>On the day of the South Crenshaw vs. Beverly game, KJ learns news that throws him off, and Cassius and Ava try to help. Meanwhile, Jordan is determined to return to the game despite outside concerns. Amina learns good news about her future, but she is unsure of what choice to make. Coop is ready for the next step with Breonna. Khalil gets support from an unlikely source. Lastly, KJ makes a bold declaration, and the game comes down to the wire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416101936 +0000" stop="20260416110200 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Spencer James is a rising high school football player and an A student at South Crenshaw High who is recruited by Beverly High School’s football coach Billy Baker.  Spencer is conflicted on whether or not to move to Beverly High but Spencer’s mother, Grace, and his best friend, Coop, convince Spencer it’s an opportunity he has to seize.  When Spencer is forced to move in with Billy and his family, these two families and their vastly different worlds are drawn together.  They will discover that the differences that divide us on the surface hide a deeper connection – the complicated, imperfect humanity that unites us all.</desc>
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    <title>99 Problems - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While trying to be all things, on and off the field, Spencer quickly discovers the rules he played by at Crenshaw no longer apply in Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Coop is also forced to learn a new set of rules, with Spencer’s protective “Halo Effect” now gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416114427 +0000" stop="20260416122649 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>i - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Jordan spend an unexpected day together back in Crenshaw where our Beverly Hills golden boy, Jordan, gets his first taste of real life in South Central LA. Meanwhile, Billy struggles with his identity as a father as Olivia and Layla attempt to rekindle their friendship. And Coop faces her own truth, coming clean to her parents about being gay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122649 +0000" stop="20260416130915 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose Yourself - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While riding the exhilarating wave of a three-game winning streak, Spencer becomes seduced by the Beverly Hills good life leading to an unexpected adventure with Asher. Meanwhile, Coop is also being seduced by a new way of life – gang life – and everything it offers her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130915 +0000" stop="20260416135137 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All We Got - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Spencer’s worlds come together to celebrate his birthday in Beverly Hills. But mixing the dysfunctional families – with the dash of an unexpected guest – ends in disaster. Olivia and Jordan, on a mission to uncover a family secret, discover a missing link to their father’s past. Meanwhile, Coop and Patience struggle to define their blossoming romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135137 +0000" stop="20260416143401 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Choice is Yours - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The return of Layla’s music mogul father gives Spencer the perfect opportunity to give back to Crenshaw and reunite with an increasingly distant Coop. But Coop’s deepening affiliation with Shawn’s gang threatens Spencer’s good intentions. Billy, Jordan and Asher take a journey to Malibu to scout their next big rival as tensions simmer between Jordan and Asher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416143401 +0000" stop="20260416151627 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>At an explosive homecoming dance, friendships in both Crenshaw and Beverly will be put to the test when decisions made by Spencer trigger an avalanche that drastically changes the course of several lives.  Meanwhile, Billy finds himself forced to spend some quality time with Grace and defend his decision to marry outside of the culture.  Meanwhile, Coop realizes that getting Shawn out of gang life may come at a steep price for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151627 +0000" stop="20260416155853 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Beverly has their big Homecoming game and the pressure is on. Post-dance, Spencer is feeling the weight of the effects of his arrival at Beverly… as well as his departure from Crenshaw… and tries to set things right. Meanwhile, Billy tries to bring together his team for a win that will send them to the district play-offs for the first time since he became head coach… But Billy discovers doing what’s right and winning aren’t always the same thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155853 +0000" stop="20260416164101 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep Ya Head Up - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer should be on top of the world – his football team is headed to the playoffs and he can finally be with Layla – but he can’t shake a major tragedy that occurred causing him to question everything. Meanwhile, Coop learns some disturbing information about a friend and Jordan is worried about the results of a drug test that could end his football career for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164101 +0000" stop="20260416172327 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>m.A.A.d. city - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As Coop gets more involved in gang life, her relationship with Patience is tested, while Spencer is determined to find a way to help his community stop the violence that keeps occurring. Jordan is developing a relationship with his grandfather, which brings up family issues for Billy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172327 +0000" stop="20260416180551 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Eyez on Me - S01E11</title>
    <desc>At a college recruiting event, Spencer’s former teammates from Crenshaw show up, which causes Spencer to lose focus. Olivia comes to Asher’s aid, while Jordan struggles with the opportunities that comes with being Billy Baker’s son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416180551 +0000" stop="20260416184802 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Day - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Spencer tries not to repeat the mistakes of his past with his relationship with Layla and Olivia struggles with her sobriety. Billy reveals to Laura something he did to protect his family, while Coop has conflicted emotions about reuniting with her father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184802 +0000" stop="20260416193014 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With playoffs and mid-terms looming, Spencer makes a few shocking discoveries about his father. Coop desperately wants to bring down her enemies, while Jordan makes a connection with his grandfather.</desc>
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    <title>Regulate - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer wants no part of his father’s return and Billy confronts him about their tumultuous past. Meanwhile, Layla forces Asher to re-evaluate his life.</desc>
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    <title>Best Kept Secret - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer learns the real reason his father left when he was growing up and is devastated by the truth. Billy must deal with the repercussions of decisions he made in the past, while Coop tries to stop a plan she set in motion, with tragic consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Championships - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Spencer suffers a devastating setback and gets strength from an unlikely source. Billy, while focused on the championship game, realizes that he has to face some tough truths in order to get his family back.</desc>
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    <title>Hussle &amp; Motivate - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After winning the state championship, Spencer James faces a difficult decision that could transform his reputation. Billy realizes he needs to make some major changes to get his life back on track, while Grace and Corey have a tough conversation regarding their family.</desc>
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    <title>Speak Ya Clout - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Spencer torn about where to play football, he is taken aback to learn who his Dad has added to the team. Jordan faces repercussions for not taking his upcoming football game seriously. Layla gets mad at Spencer after Olivia let it slip about his football plans.  Meanwhile, Coop has found her voice again through music, which may bridge the gap between her and her mom.</desc>
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    <title>Never No More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer gives his Dad an ultimatum about his new player, but after talking to Jordan, Spencer has a better understanding of what is really bothering him. After Coop shows off her rapping skills at school, she becomes more confident in her ability and decides to enter a freestyle battle. Olivia reluctantly joins the So Cal Muse group with Laura’s encouragement, but Olivia learns that this might help create her own identity. Meanwhile, Layla is still not acting like herself and Spencer grows concerned after what he sees.</desc>
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    <title>They Reminisce Over You - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Spencer tries to talk to Layla about what is going on, things don’t work out quite as he hoped.  It’s Billy, Corey and Grace’s 25th high school reunion which brings up a lot of memories and unfinished business.  Laura becomes upset when she discovers Jordan has found a way around being grounded.  Meanwhile, Asher turns to Olivia for support when someone from his past wants to see him.</desc>
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    <title>Bring the Pain - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After Spencer and Olivia’s efforts to try to get help for Layla blow up in their faces, Layla pretends that everything is fine by throwing a birthday party for Olivia and Jordan.  With Spencer not in a good place after the news he receives about Corey, he is forced to have dinner with the biggest football booster, and it doesn’t go well. Coop is ready to start recording the music she wants but Preach pushes her to try something that isn’t her style. Meanwhile, Jordan finds himself in trouble and turns to his dad for help, leaving Billy to do what’s best for his family even though Laura doesn’t like it.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Knock Life - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An exhibition 7-on-7 rematch of the Beverly Eagles vs. South Crenshaw creates tension for all the players, but especially when Darnell proposes a bet that Spencer can’t refuse. Jordan realizes that he needs help and turns to Billy and Laura for support. Olivia and Asher are trying to figure out what the future for them means. Meanwhile, Coop turns to Layla for help with her song and to get in good with Layla’s dad, but Coop isn’t prepared for what she hears.</desc>
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    <title>Coming Home - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With Spencer, Grace, Dillon and Darnell reeling from the news about why Corey may have left, they set out on a mission to find him. After locating Corey and trying to convince him to go home with them, the weekend turns out to be just what everyone needed. In an effort to keep fighting for the family to be whole again, Billy arranges for the family to meet with a family therapist and possibly help decide on the next step for them. During the session, the therapist gives Jordan and Olivia a separate assignment, which helps them learn more about each other than either knew.</desc>
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    <title>Life Goes On - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With everything going on Spencer can’t get excited about his football ranking and gets some guidance from Layla, who in turn realizes it might not be the best advice for anyone, including her. Jordan gets some more news he wasn’t expecting, and Laura makes a decision about where she and Billy stand. Meanwhile, Asher gets some clarity from his parents on what happened in the last year, which helps Olivia and Asher to figure out their own stuff, too.</desc>
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    <title>One of Them Nights - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dillon is mad that Spencer hasn’t been around, so Spencer tries to make it up to him by having him help sell tickets for Coop’s show, but they find themselves confronted by the police instead. Elsewhere, Coop is shook when faced with Tyrone, but luckily she knows Preach is in her corner. Billy tries to force Jordan and Olivia to hang out with him and make memories, but all doesn’t go to plan, giving Olivia an idea on reporting injustices. Meanwhile, Layla bonds with a new friend who understands what she is going through, but she realizes that Spencer and Olivia are there for her, too.</desc>
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    <title>Protect Ya Neck - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Tyrone back on the streets, Spencer is being a little overly protective of Coop and Laura and finds himself in uncharted territory. Olivia is nervous about her upcoming SoLA Muse Cotillion and tries to lean on Asher, but he seems more focused on football than ever. Coop and Patience are trying to get back into a rhythm, but things get worse when Coop’s jealous streak comes out. Meanwhile, Jordan alerts Billy about what he sees on social media that makes Billy worry a little.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S02E11</title>
    <desc>With Spencer in bad shape, Grace, Billy, Laura, Olivia and Layla rush to his side. Knowing there is a big decision he needs to make, the community from both Crenshaw and Beverly Hills rally around him to show support. In the meantime, Spencer asks Coop to do him a favor, but somehow things go from bad to worse. Elsewhere, Jordan and his teammates step up to help Billy out while he is tending to other matters.</desc>
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    <title>Only Time Will Tell - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Billy and Grace are concerned that Spencer is going to push himself too hard before he is ready, which could make things worse for Spencer in the long run. Determined to secure their football future, Spencer, Darnell and Jordan decide to go on a college football visit, but Darnell's chance might be taken away by someone close to him. Asher's teammates and Olivia have been noticing a difference in Asher's performance and attitude on and off the field, leaving them to wonder why he is pushing himself so hard. Meanwhile, Layla thinks she knows what she wants to do with her future and needs Coop to do it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417060618 +0000" stop="20260417064843 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Peer Pressure - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Spencer is ready to get back to football in order to impress recruiters, but he must prove to Billy and Grace he is not pushing himself before he is ready. Layla is excited about her and Coop’s music, but Coop is distracted about what is going on in the streets. Olivia struggles in believing Asher and turns to Billy for help. Jordan does the right thing and steps up in a big way to help a friend. Meanwhile, as the District Attorney’s race is almost over, Laura tries not to get sidetracked by her opponents smear campaign.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417064843 +0000" stop="20260417073108 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Shot Ya - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer is worried Coop isn't taking everything seriously and asks Layla for her help. Olivia questions whether she did the right thing by going to Billy about Asher, leaving Billy to have to make a tough choice in order to protect his team. Coop is feeling smothered by everyone and makes a tough decision about her potential future. Meanwhile, Laura knows Jordan has a big heart but is concerned about his relationship with Simone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417073108 +0000" stop="20260417081334 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes is High - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer goes against Billy's wish and goes around him to get what he wants. Olivia and Asher are both guilt ridden for different reasons when it comes to Billy and the position he now finds himself in. Layla continues to help Coop with her music which helps Coop receive an offer that she wasn't expecting. Meanwhile, Jordan does something to try and make things easier for Simone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415073819 +0000" stop="20260415082009 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415082009 +0000" stop="20260415090212 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415090212 +0000" stop="20260415094439 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415094439 +0000" stop="20260415102707 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415110932 +0000" stop="20260415115145 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415115145 +0000" stop="20260415123333 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415123333 +0000" stop="20260415131521 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415131521 +0000" stop="20260415135707 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135707 +0000" stop="20260415143853 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
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    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415152039 +0000" stop="20260415160227 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160227 +0000" stop="20260415164438 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415164438 +0000" stop="20260415172651 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415172651 +0000" stop="20260415180913 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415180913 +0000" stop="20260415185136 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415185136 +0000" stop="20260415193404 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415193404 +0000" stop="20260415201634 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415230613 +0000" stop="20260415234839 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415234839 +0000" stop="20260416003101 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416003101 +0000" stop="20260416011324 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011324 +0000" stop="20260416015552 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023818 +0000" stop="20260416031856 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416052610 +0000" stop="20260416060837 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416060837 +0000" stop="20260416065103 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
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    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416073329 +0000" stop="20260416081557 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416081557 +0000" stop="20260416085824 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416085824 +0000" stop="20260416094051 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416094051 +0000" stop="20260416102316 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416102316 +0000" stop="20260416110542 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416110542 +0000" stop="20260416114808 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416114808 +0000" stop="20260416122959 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416122959 +0000" stop="20260416131149 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416131149 +0000" stop="20260416135352 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416135352 +0000" stop="20260416143619 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416143619 +0000" stop="20260416151847 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416151847 +0000" stop="20260416160112 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416160112 +0000" stop="20260416164325 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416164325 +0000" stop="20260416172513 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416172513 +0000" stop="20260416180700 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416180700 +0000" stop="20260416184847 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416184847 +0000" stop="20260416193033 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416193033 +0000" stop="20260416201219 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201219 +0000" stop="20260416205407 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205407 +0000" stop="20260416213618 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213618 +0000" stop="20260416221831 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416221831 +0000" stop="20260416230053 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230053 +0000" stop="20260416234316 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416234316 +0000" stop="20260417002544 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417002544 +0000" stop="20260417010813 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417010813 +0000" stop="20260417015039 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417015039 +0000" stop="20260417023307 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417023307 +0000" stop="20260417031527 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417031527 +0000" stop="20260417035753 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417035753 +0000" stop="20260417044018 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417044018 +0000" stop="20260417052240 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417052240 +0000" stop="20260417060504 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417060504 +0000" stop="20260417064732 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417064732 +0000" stop="20260417072958 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417072958 +0000" stop="20260417081035 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415074340 +0000" stop="20260415082812 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415082812 +0000" stop="20260415085143 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415085143 +0000" stop="20260415091516 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415091516 +0000" stop="20260415093849 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415093849 +0000" stop="20260415100221 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415100221 +0000" stop="20260415102553 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415102553 +0000" stop="20260415104925 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415104925 +0000" stop="20260415111256 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415111256 +0000" stop="20260415113627 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415113627 +0000" stop="20260415115959 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115959 +0000" stop="20260415122331 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122331 +0000" stop="20260415124704 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
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    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415183658 +0000" stop="20260415190029 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415201103 +0000" stop="20260415203434 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415203434 +0000" stop="20260415205806 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415220841 +0000" stop="20260415223213 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225545 +0000" stop="20260415231918 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415231918 +0000" stop="20260415234250 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416000623 +0000" stop="20260416002956 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002956 +0000" stop="20260416005329 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011702 +0000" stop="20260416014035 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416014035 +0000" stop="20260416020408 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020408 +0000" stop="20260416022741 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416022741 +0000" stop="20260416025114 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416025114 +0000" stop="20260416031447 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416031447 +0000" stop="20260416033820 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416033820 +0000" stop="20260416040152 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416040152 +0000" stop="20260416042524 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042524 +0000" stop="20260416044856 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051228 +0000" stop="20260416055700 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416062031 +0000" stop="20260416064404 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416064404 +0000" stop="20260416070737 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416070737 +0000" stop="20260416073109 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416073109 +0000" stop="20260416075441 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416075441 +0000" stop="20260416081813 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416081813 +0000" stop="20260416084144 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416084144 +0000" stop="20260416090515 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416090515 +0000" stop="20260416092847 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092847 +0000" stop="20260416095219 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416095219 +0000" stop="20260416101552 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101552 +0000" stop="20260416103924 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103924 +0000" stop="20260416110256 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110256 +0000" stop="20260416112628 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416112628 +0000" stop="20260416115000 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115000 +0000" stop="20260416123531 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123531 +0000" stop="20260416132102 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140807 +0000" stop="20260416143139 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416202433 +0000" stop="20260416204806 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416204806 +0000" stop="20260416211138 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417004335 +0000" stop="20260417010708 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417013040 +0000" stop="20260417015413 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
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    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
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    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
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    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
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    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
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    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
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    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Are You There, Frank? It's Me, King Julien - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
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    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
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    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415220507 +0000" stop="20260415222847 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415222847 +0000" stop="20260415225227 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415225227 +0000" stop="20260415231607 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415233947 +0000" stop="20260416000328 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416000328 +0000" stop="20260416002701 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002701 +0000" stop="20260416005035 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416005035 +0000" stop="20260416011409 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011409 +0000" stop="20260416013743 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416013743 +0000" stop="20260416020117 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416020117 +0000" stop="20260416022451 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416022451 +0000" stop="20260416024825 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416024825 +0000" stop="20260416031159 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416031159 +0000" stop="20260416033533 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416033533 +0000" stop="20260416035907 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416035907 +0000" stop="20260416042241 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042241 +0000" stop="20260416044615 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416062031 +0000" stop="20260416064405 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416064405 +0000" stop="20260416070739 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416070739 +0000" stop="20260416073113 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416073113 +0000" stop="20260416075447 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416075447 +0000" stop="20260416081821 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084154 +0000" stop="20260416090528 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416090528 +0000" stop="20260416092902 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416092902 +0000" stop="20260416095236 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416101610 +0000" stop="20260416103936 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416103936 +0000" stop="20260416110302 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416110302 +0000" stop="20260416112628 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416112628 +0000" stop="20260416114954 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416121320 +0000" stop="20260416123648 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416123648 +0000" stop="20260416130013 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416132339 +0000" stop="20260416134707 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416143405 +0000" stop="20260416145731 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416145731 +0000" stop="20260416152056 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416152056 +0000" stop="20260416154424 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416154424 +0000" stop="20260416160750 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416160750 +0000" stop="20260416163116 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416163116 +0000" stop="20260416165442 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416165442 +0000" stop="20260416171808 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416171808 +0000" stop="20260416174136 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416174136 +0000" stop="20260416180501 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416180501 +0000" stop="20260416182827 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416182827 +0000" stop="20260416185153 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416185153 +0000" stop="20260416191519 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416191519 +0000" stop="20260416193845 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You There, Frank? It's Me, King Julien - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193845 +0000" stop="20260416200211 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200211 +0000" stop="20260416202537 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416202537 +0000" stop="20260416204901 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416204901 +0000" stop="20260416211225 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211225 +0000" stop="20260416213549 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (3) - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
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    <title>The Unemployment Story (1) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Archie's loses his job on the loading dock.</desc>
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    <title>The Unemployment Story (2) - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a job to Archie.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Operation (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Hospitalized Archie must accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Operation (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Archie recuperates in time to return to work with a raise and a promotion.</desc>
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    <title>Beverly Rides Again - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Archie fixes up a drinking buddy with a female impersonator.</desc>
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    <title>Teresa Moves In - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's Will - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria ponder Joey's fate should they both die.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Edith Bunker - S07E11</title>
    <desc>After Edith saves a man's life, Archie is jealous of her heroine status.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Secret Passion - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounter with an old high school friend.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby Contest - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Archie enters Joey in a contest against the wishes of Mike and Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's False Alarm - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Gloria insists that Mike get a vasectomy.</desc>
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    <title>The Draft Dodger - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Archie spars with Mike's draft-dodger friend at Christmas dinner.</desc>
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    <title>The Boarder Patrol - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Chair - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Goes Skiing - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Mike leaves Gloria behind when he joins his friends on a weekend ski trip.</desc>
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    <title>Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Archie delivers Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unaware that his departed friend was Jewish.</desc>
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    <title>The Joys of Sex - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Gloria and Mike try to get Edith and Archie open up about sex.</desc>
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    <title>Mike the Pacifist - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Stranded in a subway train, pacifist Mike punches a man who had pushed Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Fire - S07E22</title>
    <desc>After a minor house fire, Archie hopes to cash in from his insurance policy.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Split - S07E23</title>
    <desc>The Stivics spar and separate before Mike comes to his senses and returns home.</desc>
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    <title>Archie the Liberal - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Archie proposes admitting a black Jew to the lodge.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Dog Day Afternoon - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Archie accidentally runs over Barney's dog with his cab.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Archie is determined to buy Kelcy's bar.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (2) - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Edith is upset to learn Archie has forged her signature to buy Kelcy's bar.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Liz - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Edith learns a troubling secret about a deceased cousin.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's 50th Birthday (1) - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Edith is attacked by a rapist posing as a policeman.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's 50th Birthday (2) - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Edith must deal with her sexual assault and identify the perpetrator.</desc>
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    <title>Unequal Partners - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Archie's weekend fishing plans conflict with Edith's offer to use the house for a wedding.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Grand Opening - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The grand opening of Archie's bar is a fiasco.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Bitter Pill (1) - S08E08</title>
    <desc>With business at the bar slowing down, Archie starts taking pills.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Bitter Pill (2) - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Archie tries to shake his dependence on pills and finds a new business partner.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (1) - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Archie unwittingly joins a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (2) - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Archie schemes to stop the local KKK group's plans.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Meet - S08E12</title>
    <desc>The family remembers Mike's and Gloria's first date.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Crisis of Faith (1) - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Edith's religious faith is shaken after a friend is murdered.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Crisis of Faith (2) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Edith's family helps restore her faith.</desc>
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    <title>The Commercial - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Edith is chosen to appear in a TV commercial but comes to doubt the quality of the sponsor's product.</desc>
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    <title>Super Bowl Sunday - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Archie's Place is robbed on Super Bowl Sunday.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Iola's Visit - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Archie refuses to let Edith's aunt stay in the spare bedroom.</desc>
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    <title>Love Comes to the Butcher - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Archie is jealous when a lonely butcher lavishes attention on Edith.</desc>
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    <title>Two's a Crowd - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Mike and Archie are locked in the storeroom at the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Stale Mates - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria try to spark their listless marriage.</desc>
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    <title>The Brother - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Archie's estranged brother appears and wants to reconcile before a major operation.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's New Job - S08E22</title>
    <desc>The Stivics prepare to move to California after Mike is offered a teaching position.</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Guest - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Edith farewell dinner for the Stivics poses a conflict for Mike.</desc>
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    <title>The Stivics Go West - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria leave for California.</desc>
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    <title>Little Miss Bunker - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Edith's cousin abandons his nine-year-old daughter, Stephanie, on the Bunkers' doorstep.</desc>
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    <title>End in Sight - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Archie frets when a physical exam reveals an ominous spot on his liver.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion on Hauser Street - S09E03</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers attempt to reunite Barney Hefner and his wife.</desc>
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    <title>What'll We Do with Stephanie? - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers decide to keep Stephanie after her father fails to reclaim her as promised.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Final Respects - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Edith is the sole mourner at her aunt's funeral.</desc>
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    <title>Weekend in the Country - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Archie and Edith spend a disastrous weekend with the Hefners.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Other Wife - S09E07</title>
    <desc>At a convention, Archie awakens to find a black stewardess who swears they were married the night before.</desc>
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    <title>Edith vs. the Bank - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Edith finds her gender is a barrier to borrowing money.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Waitress - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Harry unwittingly hires the woman who had nearly led Archie astray.</desc>
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    <title>Bogus Bills - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Edith is arrested for passing phony $10 bills she got from Archie's Place.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Archie's Brother - S09E19</title>
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    <title>Stephanie's Conversion - S09E20</title>
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    <title>The 200th Episode Celebration of All in the Family - S09E22</title>
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    <title>The Family Next Door - S09E23</title>
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    <title>The Return of Stephanie's Father - S09E24</title>
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    <title>Too Good Edith - S09E25</title>
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    <title>Meet the Bunkers - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Writing the President - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Mike writes a protest letter to President Nixon, Archie tries to rebut the letter with one of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, My Aching Back - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Archie Gives Blood - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Judging Books by Covers - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Gloria's Pregnancy - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mike invites an unmarried hippie couple to spend the night in the living room, despite Archie's strenuous objections.</desc>
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    <title>Lionel Moves into the Neighborhood - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Archie and several neighbors learn that a black family is moving into the neighborhood, unaware that it is the Jeffersons. Lionel finds out about the effort to purchase the Jeffersons' new house and gets Archie to reveal his plans.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Has Jury Duty - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Archie Is Worried About His Job - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Gloria Discovers Women's Lib - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Success Story - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Archie's old army buddy has achieved success and wealth but not happiness.</desc>
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    <title>The First and Last Supper - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersons come to dinner at the Bunkers' without  racist husband George, who refuses to socialize with his white neighbors.</desc>
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    <title>The Saga of Cousin Oscar - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Gloria Poses in the Nude - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Edith Writes a Song - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Flashback: Mike Meets Archie - S02E05</title>
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    <title>The Election Story - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Edith's Accident - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Blockbuster - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Mike's Problem - S02E09</title>
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    <title>The Insurance Is Canceled - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Cousin Maude's Visit - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Christmas Day at the Bunkers' - S02E13</title>
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    <title>The Elevator Story - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Mike's Mysterious Son - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Edith Gets a Mink - S02E20</title>
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    <title>Sammy's Visit - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Maude - S02E24</title>
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    <title>The Threat - S03E03</title>
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    <title>New Radicals - S05E17</title>
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Cockroaches in Your Pants
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Francis the Caveman &amp; the Cast of Snow Day
Leroy and Fuzz
Boring Man
The Cast from Snow Day &amp; Nick Introduce Hoku
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Stuart the Check-out Guy
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Whatever!!
Baby Chat
Everything's For Free Store!
Stinke-E Sneezes
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Jimmy Bond vs Mr. Nice Guy
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Turblent Airlines Flight
Latanya At Dudco - Latanya tries to get a guy (Josh), unfortunately it turns out he's her boss (Christy)'s boyfriend.
Jiffy Springs Introduces Musical Guest
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Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
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Toby Braun
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Jiffy, Benji, and the Spice Boys!
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Pizza Guy
Baby Chat
Slow Food Restaurant
Channel 6 1/2 News
Latanya Introduction
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Latanya at Dudco Enterprises
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An Important Message from Sweaty Spice
Francis the Caveman
Channel 6 1/2 News
Ask Stuart!
Bernie Kibbitz Introduction
Musical Guest: Sammie ("I Like It")</desc>
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Detective Dan
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Baby Chat
Channel 6 1/2 News
Animal Wranglers: Al &amp; Nigel Forrester
Whateverrr!!!
Amanda, World's Greatest Magician 
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Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
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Three Shortage
Al &amp; Nigel, the Animal Wranglers
Channel 6 1/2 News
Dr. Debbie
Hypno-Pants Introduction
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Agent Jimmy Bond
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Superhero Auditions
Toby Braun
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Turbulent Airlines
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An Important Message from Jiffy Springs
Happy Homestuff with Gloria Bankhead
The Fireman/Alien in the oom
Channel 6 1/2 News
Agent Jimmy Bond Introduction
Musical Guest: Ideal ("All About You")</desc>
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Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
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Channel 6 1/2 News
Vegetable Hunting
Baby Chat
Boring Man
Channel 6 1/2 News Introduction
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Channel 6 1/2 News
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Happy Homestuff With Gloria Bankhead
An Important Message From Sweaty Spice
Stuart: Substitute Teacher
Ask Ashley
Turbulent Airlines Introduction
Musical Guest: IMx ("In and Out of Love")</desc>
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    <title>Frankie Muniz / Aaron Carter - S07E01</title>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Video Phone   Coming at Ya!   Bridgett's Slumber Party   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' with Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Britney Spears   Vocabulary with Lisa   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("I'm Not a Girl")</desc>
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    <title>Tony Hawk / Barenaked Ladies - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tony Hawk Opening   Comin' At Ya!   Sugar &amp; Coffee   Rate the Pain   Shane Gets Launched   Chit Chat   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   Wake Up Scene   Comin' At Ya!   Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415161305 +0000" stop="20260415163726 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Arquette / Mandy Moore - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Practical Joke
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder in "Foodius Fightium"
Connect the Zits
Crazy Taxi Driver
Rate the Pain
Know Your Stars
Blooper Scene
Britney in a Toilet Introduction
Musical Guest: Mandy Moore ("Crush on You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415163726 +0000" stop="20260415170145 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kenan Thompson / LFO - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Old Cast Member
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder
Songs from the Dentist's Chair
Sugar and Coffee
Know Your Stars
Superdude vs. Soupdude
Harry Bladder Introduction
Musical Guest: LFO ("Every Other Time")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415170145 +0000" stop="20260415172606 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry Watson / Christina Milian - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Barry Watson
Coming at Ya!
Chit Chat
Kyle Playing The Piano
Live From the Toilet: Britney!
Wake Up Scene
Crazy Taxi Driver
Know Your Stars: Chelsea Brummet
Musical Guest: Christina Millian ("AM to PM")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415172606 +0000" stop="20260415175026 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ray Romano / Lisa Leslie / Willa Ford - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Ray is Stuck in the Bathroom
Comin' At Ya!
Bridgett's Slumber Party
Connect the Zits
Toy ER
Stuck in the Bathroom
Know Your Stars
Jack, Kyle, and Bryan introduce Steve the monkey, then introduce themusical guest.
Musical Guest: Willa Ford ("Did Ya' Understand That")
Stuck in the Bathroom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415175026 +0000" stop="20260415181446 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amanda Bynes / City High - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Penelope Tyant   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Connect the Zits   Vocabulary with Lisa   Shady Airlines   Know Your Stars: Amanda Bynes   Blooper Scene: Amanda Bynes w/ Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: City High ("Yes Yes Yes")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415181446 +0000" stop="20260415183859 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaron Carter / Samantha Mumba - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Realistic Video Games
Comin' At Ya!
Tilt-a-Hurl
Live from a Dumpster: Brittney
Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald
Toy ER
Wake Up Scene
Know Your Stars
Bloopers
Dentist Chair Introduction
Musical Guest: Samantha Mumba ("Don't Need You (To Tell You I'm Pretty)")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415183859 +0000" stop="20260415190320 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Friedle / Nelly Furtado - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Will Friedle   Coming at Ya!   Harry Bladder   Kids vs. Adults   Underwater Breaking News   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Musical Guest: Nelly Furtado ("Turn Off Your Lights")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415190320 +0000" stop="20260415192740 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christina Vidal / Tyrese - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Christina Vidal   Coming at Ya!   The Tilt-a-Hurl   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' With Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   The Difference Between Girls and Guys   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Tyreek ("Baby I Love Ya")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415192740 +0000" stop="20260415194740 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B2K - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast members are holding tryouts but at first, they get a boring singer. Next, a kid shows up to audition but Bryan accidentally sets his soda can on the rejecting button. Then, Jamie Lynn Spear shows up and turns out to be very talented (She can shrink Shane to the size of a carrot!). So they pick her to be the new cast member.
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Bridgett (Chelsea) is getting annoyed by his little brother, Elliot (Kyle) so Bridgett decides to give him a girlfriend. Elliot picks a cute girl named Sandy (Shane) but the girls decide it should be this other girl named Kristen (Jamie).
Advice From The Old Lady in Shane's Mouth
Storytime with the Osbournes
Bucketman: Bucketman(Shane) must stop two robbers from robbing a jewel store.
Know Your Stars: Jamie Lynn Spears get insulted by the announcer.
The Old Lady in Shane's Mounth introduces the musical guest, B2K!
Musical Guest: B2K ("Why I Love You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415194740 +0000" stop="20260415195104 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy Hackett / Phyllis Diller / Daryl Sabara &amp; Alexa Vega / Play ft. Chris Trousdale - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast meets a VERY old cast member of All That backstage. They find out from him the show was around for 72 YEARS!
Crazy Cab Driver: The Spy Kids hop into the cab into the cab of the Crazy Cab Driver (Bryan) trying to catch a villain.
Thelma Stump: Jack DeSena this time tries to get past Thelma (Jamie) but can't!
Randy Quench: Randy (Jack) this time stumbles into a birthday of a girl (Jamie)
Know Your Stars: The Spy Kids get insulted by the announcer this time.
Randy Quench (Jack) introduces the musical guest, Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet!
Musical Guest: Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet ("I'm gonna make you love me")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415195104 +0000" stop="20260415201104 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yasmeen - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Hamster Mind Control: Chelsea reads a book on controlling the a hamster's mind but she ends up controlling Shane's mind.
Sugar &amp; Coffee: The orbs aren't working so Buzz &amp; Kaffy start panicking.
Connect the Zits: Today, Giovonnie connects zits and the zits resemble a duck today.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne gets insulted by the announcer today.
Musical Guest: Yasmeen ("?")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415201104 +0000" stop="20260415203046 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeffrey Licon / Jennifer Love Hewitt - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Green room- Bathtub
Bridget's Slumber Party
Rowdy Fans:Fancy Restaurant
The Fleminem show
Connect The zits
Rate the Pain - Bell
Hair salon guy introduces Jennifer love Hewitt.
Musical Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415203046 +0000" stop="20260415205107 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve Bridges / Tom Green / Avril Lavigne - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Greenroom- Bootcamp
Sugar and Coffe: Special Guest Tom Green
Thelma Stump: George Bush (Steve Bridges)
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Cheerleading Squad.
Rate The Pain: Old Lady in a Bikini
Wake Up Scene: Tom Green eating an apple
Know Your Stars: ?
Bryan introduces Avril
Musical Guest: Avril Lavigne ("Complicated")
SPECIAL GUEST STARS: Tom Green (as himself) and Steve Bridges (as George W. Bush)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415205107 +0000" stop="20260415211105 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Carter / BBMak - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Shane Knows Nick Carter
Thelma Stump: Nick Carter
Wake up scene: Nick carter
Story time with the Ousbourne's
Know Your Stars: Jamie Spears
The Ousbourne's introduce "BBmak"
Musical guest: BBMak</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415211105 +0000" stop="20260415213108 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britney Spears / Justincase - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room - A man named Pal delivered Crates of pickles and installed a cheese cannon to The cast of all that
Thelma Stump: Britney Spears runs into Thelma Stump while trying to get into the show.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars "Chelsea Brummet"
Marlee and Carlee introduce "Justincase"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415213108 +0000" stop="20260415215108 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Cannon / Orlando Jones / Monica - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Green Room - Soda Explosion
Thelma Stump - Nick Cannon
Rowdy Fans
Know Your Stars: Nick Cannon
Thelma Stump introduces "Monica"
Musical guest: Monica
Guest stars: Nick Cannon, Orlando Jones and Ashton Kutcher</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215108 +0000" stop="20260415221013 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Avril Lavigne - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-A ham slapping contest
Sugar and Coffee
T.R YELL
Bucketman
Rowdy Fans
Advice from the old lady in Shane's mouth
Know your stars "Giovonnie Samuels"
Rowdy Fans introduce "Deborah Gibson"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221013 +0000" stop="20260415222830 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom Green / No Secrets - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Greenroom: Jamie,Jack,Giovonnie Hop on Jamie's time travel couch
Bridgette's slumber party
Randy quench volunteer fireman
Advice From The old Lady in Shane's mouth
Rowdy Fans
Know your stars "Jack De Sena"
Bridgette introduces: No secrets
Musical guests: No Secrets
(Last Episode to feature Bryan Hearne)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415222830 +0000" stop="20260415224828 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lillix - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Christina Kirkman - The other cast members welcome Christina to the cast, but when the Know Your Stars guy makes fun of her, Christina makes fun of him!
American Idiot
The Punchies
Tilt-A-Hurl
Christina Kirkman's first episode as a cast member.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415224828 +0000" stop="20260415225923 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brittany Snow / Wakefield - S09E10</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415225923 +0000" stop="20260415230830 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Lachey / Drake Bell - S09E12</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415230830 +0000" stop="20260415233110 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1101 - S11E01</title>
    <desc>The new cast of All That prepares for their first show! The Jonas Brothers stop by Good Burger, Vital Information finds a new host, and Marie Kiddo helps decide what stuff kids should keep and what to DESTROY! Performance by The Jonas Brothers Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233110 +0000" stop="20260415235309 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1102 - S11E02</title>
    <desc>The cast scrambles to find the props they need for a sketch, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, Beyonce advertises her new store, and Long Coat plans a bank robbery. Musical Performance by Daddy Yankee</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235309 +0000" stop="20260416001509 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1103 - S11E03</title>
    <desc>A button that appears out of nowhere tempts the cast. Simplicity, the easiest game show in the world, is played, Positive Poppi gives words of affirmation, and Coach Kreeton returns to Dullmont Jr. High to give a pep talk. Performance by Kane Brown</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001509 +0000" stop="20260416003639 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1104 - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Wake up with Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Someone loses their phone at Good Burger. Prehistoric inventors try to sell their inventions in the Shark Cave. The Pranklers wreak havoc at the school cafeteria. Performance by Ally Brooke</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003639 +0000" stop="20260416005819 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1105 - S11E05</title>
    <desc>The casts of Henry Danger and All That meet. Brie gives beauty advice after going to the dentist, Ella Mai finds someone to haunt her house forever, and the Crack Your Phone store advertises their services. Performance By Ella Mai</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005819 +0000" stop="20260416012004 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1106 - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Kenan Thompson returns with a special delivery for the All That cast. Marie Kiddo DESTROYS her principals office, a music video about what really happens on a sick day, and T@$#!eigh and Trad meet at the school dance. Performance by JoJo Siwa</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012004 +0000" stop="20260416014203 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1107 - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Beyonce wanders into a classroom and everyone loses their minds, Detective Ann and Detective Dan crash a birthday party, Peyton Manning stops by Jay-Z Penny, and a music video about what to wear for the first day of school. Performance by Ciara</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014203 +0000" stop="20260416020403 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1108 - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Grammy winner H.E.R. tries to place an order at Good Burger, Reece tries to figure out who tickled her, Nathan cancels reboots, and Chinguun gets a last minute edit to his script. Performance by: HER Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020403 +0000" stop="20260416022603 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1111 - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Good Burger goes gluten free, Brie gives beauty advice after another trip to the dentist, Juice: n All That music video, and Darcy the cheerleader brings spirit to the school play. Performance by: Bryce Vine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416022603 +0000" stop="20260416024742 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1110 - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Marie Kiddo helps declutter a treehouse, Dracula reviews new technology with the Invisible Man, Nathan cancels trick or treating, a music video where kids convince their parents to get a dog, and girl scouts go camping. Performance by CNCO</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024742 +0000" stop="20260416030937 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1109 - S11E11</title>
    <desc>America’s Got Talent winner Darci Lynne Farmer and her puppet Petunia stop by the All That set, Pranklers are back wreaking havoc in the locker room, Lex finds out his pet’s thoughts, and Ariana reads us classic fairy tales. Jonas Brothers perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030937 +0000" stop="20260416033137 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1112 - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton stops by Beyonce's session to play the trumpet, Nathan cancels bounce houses, the Toilet Genie arrives to grant wishes, Ariana reads bed time stories, Detective Ann, Dan, and Stan investigate at a restaurant. Performer: Ty Dolla $ign</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033137 +0000" stop="20260416035420 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1113 - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Bed, Bath &amp; Beyonce returns with holiday home essentials, Tyga places an order at Coffee Coffee Coffee, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, and Nathan cancels the emoji with one eye closed and his tongue out. Performance by Tyga</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416035420 +0000" stop="20260416041620 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1114 - S11E14</title>
    <desc>The All That cast 3-D prints a new cast member, Tammy shares way too much information, contestants in a game show try to stay off their phones, and scientists recreating a T-Rex get a big surprise. Performance by AJ Mitchell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041620 +0000" stop="20260416043820 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1116 - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Dancing With The Stars’ Witney Carson goes to Good Burger, T. Smith has an album preview, All That presents a new way to learn Spanish, and Nathan cancels gum. Performance by: The Melisizwe Brothers</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416043820 +0000" stop="20260416050020 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1115 - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Ms. Hushbaum celebrates her birthday in the library, Lex and Gaby have a text off, everyone’s favorite babies have their 8 month photoshoot, and Officer Smart joins the Star Crew as a calculations expert. Performance by: PUBLIC</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050020 +0000" stop="20260416052219 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1117 - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels Valentine’s Day candy, T@$#!eigh and Tevin meet at the movies, a contestant on a baking show has to defend his “cake”, and an important date gets interrupted by extreme weather at the Weather Café. Performance by: Asher Angel</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052219 +0000" stop="20260416054419 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1118 - S11E18</title>
    <desc>All That parodies the Song of the Year with “Bad Guys”, the Fart Fixer advertises a new way to relieve embarrassment, Bed Bath and Beyoncé returns, and some familiar faces appear to be saved from their island. Performance by: Young Dylan</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054419 +0000" stop="20260416060619 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1119 - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Liza Koshy guest stars and gets a lesson in Bad Dancing, Larry returns to play the easiest game show in the world, Simplicity, Lucy has trouble controlling her emotions, and a new invention advertises the fastest way to eat food. Bad Bunny performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060619 +0000" stop="20260416062819 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1121 - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Alex teaches a new Spanish lesson, Lucy tries to control her emotions in a yoga class, Reece calls in a favor from a professional baseball player, and a manager at a pizza place teaches his employees about birthdays. Performance by Lauren Alaina</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416062819 +0000" stop="20260416065019 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1120 - S11E21</title>
    <desc>WWE superstars The New Day teach Coach Kreeton some wrestling moves, Beyonce shows off some new products at her store, the cast helps Ryan get rid of his hiccups, and the girls have a sleepover with new friend Barb. Performance by Why Don't We</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065019 +0000" stop="20260416071218 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1122 - S11E22</title>
    <desc>PrestonPlayz guest stars to do a video game live stream with Tammy, an Unboxing video goes horribly wrong, the Loud Librarian returns, and a Superhero tries being a waitress. Performance by: Super M</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071218 +0000" stop="20260416073519 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1123 - S11E23</title>
    <desc>Pete Wentz stops by Good Burger to prepare for a party, Marie Kiddo helps declutter Professor Doom’s evil lair, Billie and Millie teach new ways to make life easier, and T. Smith auditions for the school talent show. Performance by: Queen Naija</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073519 +0000" stop="20260416075719 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1124 - S11E24</title>
    <desc>The cast of Danger Force guest stars to go camping with Ranger Rob, Klumsy Kevin has an accident at an ancient art museum, the Island Boys make new friends, and Cuddly Wuddly Creatures presents a bunny! Performance by: Echosmith</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075719 +0000" stop="20260416081919 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1125 - S11E25</title>
    <desc>The story of DJ Salad, his rise to fame, and his beef with Cardi Beef, hip hop’s top sirloin. Detective Dan and Ann investigate the case of a missing cat. Nathan, Gaby, and Kate enjoy their new 11k tv. Performance By: Blackbear</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081919 +0000" stop="20260416084120 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1126 - S11E26</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton teaches ping pong, Yummy: an All That music video parody, the kids get trapped in a never ending tik tok dance, Tammy TMI is interviewed on live television, and a new way to get ready for the day. Performance By: Lauv</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084120 +0000" stop="20260416090320 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1131 - S11E27</title>
    <desc>Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels join T@$#le!gh to welcome a new student, Lil Nas X promotes his new album, Tammy TMI and her mom are called in for a parent-teacher conference. Guest Starring: Annie Leblanc, Jayden Bartels Performance by Trevor Daniel</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090320 +0000" stop="20260416092520 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1130 - S11E28</title>
    <desc>Jamie Lynn Spears returns to All That with the cast of Zoey 101, Alex hits ‘em with a new Spanish lesson, auditions for a new school mascot are held, Penny chooses a character for her new game, and Kate attempts the world’s most difficult trick shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092520 +0000" stop="20260416094729 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1127 - S11E29</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels “LOL”, the Pranklers return, Fuzzoli and Smiles try to crack the case of the food fight, Benny posts another unboxing video, and a mermaid and a merman host a haul video to reveal all the cool stuff they found from the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094729 +0000" stop="20260416101012 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1128 - S11E30</title>
    <desc>Tammy TMI runs for student body president, birthday expert Denzel teaches people how to throw a proper surprise party, Stay Off Your Phone returns with some special “Strange” guests, and Reece explains why her joke is funny. Performance by: HRVY</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101012 +0000" stop="20260416103255 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1129 - S11E31</title>
    <desc>Special guest Frankie Grande stops by Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, T@$Hle!gh goes to the school pep rally, All That presents a new way to cool lasagna with the Lasagna Cooler, and Aria finds a new “thing”. Guest Star Frankie Grande Performance by Monsta X</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103255 +0000" stop="20260416105539 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1132 - S11E32</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels virtual reality, Klumsy Kevin returns at the Dullmont dog show, Monsters Only, the only app exclusively for monsters, and the Island Boys return. Musical Performance: Johnny Orlando</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105539 +0000" stop="20260416111819 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1133 - S11E33</title>
    <desc>T@$#LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee, Nathan cancels soup, camp gets weird when the kids from Stranger Things show up, and our favorite babies go to their first birthday party. Musical Performance: Ceraadi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111819 +0000" stop="20260416114103 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1134 - S11E34</title>
    <desc>A holiday edition of ″Hit With Spanish; Nathan cancels candy canes; Denzel shows up at a department store to spread unwelcome holiday cheer advice; Pentatonix performs</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114103 +0000" stop="20260416120415 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil Moore / TLC - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Cool shoes | Baggin' Saggin' Barry; Luck E Cheese; Dueling Urkels; Annie Runner, Part 1; Some for the rest of the class; GLORP; Annie Runner, Part 2; Earboy; Annie Runner, Part 3; Mavis and Clavis; Leap Froggy Frog | Musical Guest: TLC performs "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip" and "What About Your Friends"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416120415 +0000" stop="20260416122647 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Da Brat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Kenan's nervous | Cooking with Randy and Mandy; Earboy; Dr. K; Vital Information; Good Burger; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Fa All Y'all</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122647 +0000" stop="20260416124919 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TLC - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ishboo's New Family; Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg; Lemonade Scammer; The Adventures of Superdude; TLC.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124919 +0000" stop="20260416131121 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, The Scary Story | Teenage secret agent Jimmy Bond must defeat Coldfinger; Good Burger; Vital Information; Hairdresser; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Immature performs "Constantly"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131121 +0000" stop="20260416133334 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craig Mack - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Katrina's TV | Randy and Mandy, A guy heads to the wrong house; Show &amp; Tell; Alisa can't stop sneezing; Vital Information | Musical Guest: Craig Mack performs "Flava in Ya Ear"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133334 +0000" stop="20260416135551 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm-Jamal Warner / Brandy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Liver Sketch: The cast members use fake excuses to escape doing a liver sketch. /

Ishboo joins Ms Fingerly's class and gives her a lesson that she will never forget. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Earboy runs for student body president. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

The Laf-a-teria: A student keeps the kids from eating their lunch because every time he tells a joke they spill milk from their noses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Intro: Pierre Escargot introduces the musical guest in French. /

Musical Guest: Brandy - "Baby"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135551 +0000" stop="20260416141823 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaliyah - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Josh's Dad: Josh's dad comes to the show to support his son-but all of his support just ends up embarrassing Josh. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis are hired at a sandwich deli, where they introduce their "Rama Lamba from Alabama" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Coach Kreeton in "Oh Lordie, It's Gordie": A student's imaginary friend, Gordie does more than irritate Coach Kreeton (Kel). /

A fan of Alisa's interrupts the sketch. Then, a fan of Kenan's (really Kel, but this is not revealed) chases him in every sketch following...including the credits. /

Crayopala Boardroom: Employees try to find a name for the latest green color. /

Intro: Kel, Katrina, and Lori Beth announce that Aaliyah isn't ready and they will be performing instead. Josh comes onstage and scolds the trio for telling her the show was cancelled and "killer snakes were on the loose". He then introduces Aaliyah. /

 Musical Guest: Aaliyah- "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141823 +0000" stop="20260416144055 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coolio - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Psychic: Alisa's psychic tells her that something bad will happen on the show. /

Good Burger in Love: Ed falls in love with the new Good Burger trainee, Beth (Angelique) /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Prize Inside: A family returns home from a trip to the grocery store and starts unpacking the groceries. They keep finding prizes inside all of the food, including sunglasses in the mayonnaise and cash in the lettuce! /

An audience vendor interrupts a pirate sketch. /

Baggin' Saggin' Barry: Barry saves the trip to the tennis match by using his baggy pants. /

Musical Guest: Coolio - "Fantastic Voyage"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144055 +0000" stop="20260416150330 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul 4 Real - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Picked Last: Josh is picked last to play basketball, after a baby, a stuffed cat, and even a tree. /

It's Superdude against Milkman in Milkman's Dairy Lair when he kidnaps Penny Lane (Angelique). /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

What's In the Box? - Contestants try to guess what item is in the box. The Host (Josh) ends up going crazy because of one contestant's (Lori Beth) crazy guesses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Two Girls (Angelique &amp; Alisa) go on a double date with two annoying losers (Kenan &amp; Josh). The girls go to bathroom and use any means necessary to get away from their dates such as trying to climb out the window, blowing up the wall, or even switching clothes with two boy scouts. /

Musical Guest: Soul 4 Real - "Candy Rain"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416150330 +0000" stop="20260416152542 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Faces - S01E10</title>
    <desc>*Green Room-The Tour: People get a tour of the All That set. /

Cooking with Randy &amp; Mandy:Randy And Mandy Are Joined By Chef Monique (Lori Beth). /

Schoolastic Snacks: A commercial advertising edible school supplies. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Arlene Loofa (Lori Beth) performs stand-up in Math Class. /

Cheese Police: The Cheese Police Chief (Kel) Tries To Stop A Student (Kenan) From Tourting Miss Fingerly, Principal Pimpell And More Students! /

More Arlene Loofa /

Musical Guest: Changing Faces - "Foolin' Around"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416152542 +0000" stop="20260416154814 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackstreet - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Costume Mix-Up: Kevin directs the cast to the wrong dressing rooms to change for the football sketch. Now the boys are all dressed as cheerleaders and the girls are dressed up in football uniforms. /

Kay (Angelique) gets more than she bargained for when her blind date turns out to be Ishboo. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Lori Beth is taking driver's ed and her instructor is none other than Coach Kreeton. It's Coach vs. Student as Lori Beth upsets and wounds Kreeton in ways he can't understand. /

They're plastic, they're spastic, they're utterly fantastic. They're Action League Now! Today's episode: "I've Been Working On De-Rail Road." The Action League team investigates a rash of railroad wrecks. /

Miss Fingerly in "The Missing Eraser": Miss Fingerly's eraser has gone missing. As she turns her back to search for it, her students proceed to steal everything in the classroom, only to stop whenever she turns around again. She finally catches on when the students steal her wig! /

Kreeton shouts out his window at some noisy nearby birds, until one dives through the window and pecks his face! /

Ishboo sneaks his way past a security guard in order to sit in the audience for Blackstreet. /

Musical Guest: Blackstreet - "Love's In Need"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154814 +0000" stop="20260416161055 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zhané - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Interview: A teen magazine called Teenerific interview Kenan &amp; Josh. /

When Earboy Met Sally: Earboy gets a gold watch from Ross Perot to give to Sally (Alisa) to get her to on a date with him. Unfortunately, Four Eyes has a crush on him. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Raffle: Kel &amp; Alisa do a raffle to give weird and unwanted prizes to the audience. /

The Spelling Bee /

Musical Guest: Zhané - "Shame"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161055 +0000" stop="20260416163335 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usher - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Limbo Contest: The cast members have a limbo contest to see who gets to dump Kevin in a tub of yogurt. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis must land a plane but they won't do it if they don't get "diet cola and dem honey roasted nuts" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Miss Fingerly vs. Mr. Hi-Tech: Miss Fingerly's old fashioned ways of teaching run afoul of Mr. Hi-Tech, a student with all of the latest gadgets. Needless to say, trouble soon arises. /

Roseanne Aerobics: Comedienne Roseanne (Katrina) comes to an aerobics class to teach exercise her way. /

Lost &amp; Found /

Musical Guest: Usher - "Think of You" *Mavis &amp; Clavis go backstage with Usher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163335 +0000" stop="20260416165615 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Few Good Men - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Audience Q &amp; A: The audience get to ask the cast questions and of course they're all weird and incredibly strange. /

Good Burgalar VS Superdude: Superdude comes to Good Burger to stop a robber. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Miss Fingerly VS The Class Clown: Miss Fingerly is having trouble with Schmutz her own class clown-who dresses in a full clown costume and plays practical jokes. /

Cereal Critics Allen &amp; Alan /

Pierre Escargot /

Musical Guest: A Few Good Men - "Young Girl"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165615 +0000" stop="20260416171855 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath ft. Kel Mitchell - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Party: The cast members are throwing a huge party in the Green Room. Whenever Kevin and the producer come in, though, they scramble to hide their party goods. /

Surprise Marty: His friends &amp; family are throwing a surprise party for him, but every surprise just causes Marty to faint. /

Urkel's Holiday Hits /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denbeg /

Coach Kreeton Teaches Volleyball /

Miss Fingerly in "Do You Do That at Home?": Miss Fingerly is annoyed by a rude student (Angelique). She tells her that at school, she should behave the way she does at home. The tables are turned the next day when Ms. Fingerly comes into the room and sees her student in a bathrobe, sitting in a recliner and getting cable hooked up! /

Action League NOW!: "Stinky on Ice" /

Musical Guest: Aftermath feat. Kel Mitchell - "Chillin"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171855 +0000" stop="20260416173758 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naughty By Nature - S02E01</title>
    <desc>All That Audition footage: The cast takes a look at some All That audition footage.
Good Burger Commercial: Ed (Kel) tries hard to read the cue cards right in order to do a commercial.
Loud Librarian: Librarian (Lori Beth) doesn't want any noise to happen in her libarary even though she is the one making all the major noise.
Randy &amp; Mandy: Apparently, all the chocolate comsumed by Randy (Kenan) gives him a bad toothache. Mandy (Angelique) tries what she can to make it better.
Musical Guest: Naughty By Nature ("Clap Yo Hands")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173758 +0000" stop="20260416175758 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monica - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cast Directs Kevin
Happy Ishboo to You: Ishboo (Kenan) celebrates his birthday in unusual ways.
Island Girls: Fran (Lori Beth) &amp; Kiki (Alisa) are stuck on a deserted island. Fran wants to get off the island but has to put up with the stupidity of Kiki. Therefore, they are unsuccessful.
Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
Detective Dan: Detective Dan (Josh) is very unsuccessful at catching a villan.
Vital Information: Monica seems to have taken over the Vital Information desk. But then, Lori Beth eventually shows up and dismisses her.
Musical Guest: Monica ("Don't Take It Personal")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175758 +0000" stop="20260416181722 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larisa Oleynik / Da Brat - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spin the Bottle: The cast plays a game of spin the bottle. However, instead of the bottle landing on a person, it lands on objects. The cast kisses such items like the wall, a chair, and even the table.
Kreeton Gets A Cat: Coach Kreeton (Kel) tries to get a cat out of a tree for a little girl (Katrina)
Miss Fingerly: That's Cheatin': Miss Fingerly (Lori Beth) catches one of her students cheating on a test.
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
The Secret World of Alex Sax: A good parody of one of Nickelodeon's famous shows "The Secret World Of Alex Mack".
Vital Information With Lori Beth Denberg
Ishboo &amp; Da Brat: Ishboo (Kenan) &amp; Da Brat play a game of Sponge Toss.
Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Give It 2 Ya"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181722 +0000" stop="20260416183539 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm Jamal-Warner / Mokenstef - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kel VS Alisa: Kel &amp; Alisa had a fight and aren't speaking to each. However, they didn't mind demonstrating their cruel pranks on Kevin.
Superdude's Ice Cream Fling: Superdude (Kenan) has another showdown with Milkman (Josh) at an ice cream parlor. Milkman introduces his new weapon, The Ice Cream Catapult.
Teacher's Pet Wars: Students compete to see who is the best teacher's pet
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
Repairman Adventure: Repairman (Kel) makes people's life hard as he does more than "repair" things.
Mavis &amp; Clavis: Mavis (Kenan) &amp; Clavis (Kel) Meet Malcolm Jamal-Warner
Musical Guest: Mokenstef performs "He's Mine"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183539 +0000" stop="20260416185419 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jon B - S02E05</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] Josh has a nightmare before the show that   he was performing live in underwear!
[b]Good Burger: Bad Bugs:[/b] Ed releases his whole cockroach collection around   the resteraunt and ends up frightining guests.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]The Goof-Offs:[/b] Goof-Offs (Kel and Alisa) have been goofing off in class during   career day when they must present their life career.
[b]Loud Librarian:[/b] Librarian (Lori Beth) uses her pogo stick in the library and she upsets   her guests. Eventhough, she is the one making all of the major noise, she expects   not one peep out of the guests in her library.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Mavis &amp; Clavis Intro:[/b] While dancing in the audience, Mavis &amp; Clavis introduce    Musical Guest: Jon B. ("Pretty Girl")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416185419 +0000" stop="20260416191420 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Twinz - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Missing Audience   Baggin' Saggin' Barry meets Baggin' Saggin' Mary   Earboy   Pork on a Stick   Island Girls vs. Pirates   Island Girls introduce Musical Guest: The Twinz ("Round &amp; Round")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191420 +0000" stop="20260416193430 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monteco - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kel's Sleeping Legs
The Okrah Show: Today's show topic is "Kids Out Of Control" as Okrah (Kel) has to put up with this hurtful bunch.
Vital Information w/ Lori Beth Denberg
Repairman: More "repairwork" by Repairman (Kel).
Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
Complaint Department: Complaint Department lady (Lori Beth) acts a little nuty around the customers. She even keeps a hat as her dog.
Monteco Performs "Down to the Bone"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193430 +0000" stop="20260416195331 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul 4 Real - S02E08</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] The cast takes a look at some All That Fan Mail.
[b]Ishboo Sleepover:[/b] Arnie (Josh) invites Ishboo (Kenan) to sleepover, but Ishboo ends-up alarming his family with his outrageous foreign ways doing things.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Relentless Little Pansy:[/b] A young girl scout Pansy (Katrina) is annoying this nice couple by continuesly asking them to purchase her yummy Pansy cookies.
[b]Everyday French w/Pierre Escargot[/b]
[b]Loud Librarian:[/b] Librarian (Lori Beth) is upseting her library guests by constantly making loud noise. She excpets her guests (whom are not making noise at all) to keep quiet, eventhough she is making major noise.
[b]Mavis &amp; Clavis Intro:[/b] Mavis &amp; Clavis enter the green room where Soul 4 Real is and introduces Musical Guest: Soul 4 Real ("If You Want It")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195331 +0000" stop="20260416201334 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Subway - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ice Contest   Good Burger: Alien Invasion   Return of Show &amp; Tell   Pierre Escargot   Dr.K Meets Roseanne    Peter &amp; Flem   Musical Guest: Subway ("Get Da Money")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201334 +0000" stop="20260416203223 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run DMC - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Santa   Holiday Cooking With Randy &amp; Mandy   Superdude Saves Christmas   Holiday French w/ Pierre Escargot   Christmas Lemonade Scammer   Peter &amp; Flem   The Girls' Christmas Carol   Musical Guest: Run DMC ("Christmas In Hollis")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203223 +0000" stop="20260416205200 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Xscape - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Drink Experiment   Superdude vs. Butterboy   Bad Breath 3   Lumpco Toy Co.    Board Meeting   Pierre Escargot   Date Sabotage   Peter &amp; Flem   Musical Guest: Xscape ("Who Can I Run To?")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205200 +0000" stop="20260416211038 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diana King - S02E12</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] The Cast Plays Basketball and makes a wish   and if they shoot a basket it comes true.
[b]Coach Kreeton's Wrestling Class:[/b] While teaching a wrestling class, Coach Kreeton   is been driven crazy by his students.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Earboy: The Rossy Shuffle:[/b] Earboy and Pizzaface work hard to solve a case.
[b]Lemonade Scammer on a Hot Day:[/b] Lemonade Girl (Katrina) scams people into buying her Lemonade,   she dumps a pitcher of Lemonade over a thirsty customer and charges $ 90.
[b]Peter &amp; Flem:[/b] All That shows life of differences between Peter (Kel) and Flem (Josh).
[b]Ross Perot Intro:[/b] Ross Perot is on stage and introdues Musical Guest:   Diana King ("Shy Guy")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211038 +0000" stop="20260416212815 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sinbad / Coolio - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Refrigerator Call   Okrah: Talented Teenagers (Earboy, Ross Perot, Sinbad)   Like Father, Like Ishboo   Randy &amp; Mandy: Chocolate Inventions   Guest Star: Sinbad   Ed and Musical Guest: Coolio ("Smilin'")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416212815 +0000" stop="20260416214647 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mark Curry / Deborah Cox - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Cast meets Mark Curry   Miss Fingerly meets Bacteria   Good Burger Drive-Thru   Pierre Escargot   Complaint Department   Musical Guest: Deborah Cox ("Sentimental")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214647 +0000" stop="20260416220520 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cast Charades   Bruno the Ballerina   Island Girls: The Rescue   Presto the Magic Magician   Peter &amp; Flem   Okrah introduces Musical Guest: Immature ("We Got It")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220520 +0000" stop="20260416222305 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silk - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Writers have gone BANANAS!   Superdude and Milkman square off at Dullmont Jr. High   Loud Librarian   Pierre Escargot   Falafil, the Genie of the Root Beer Can   Peter &amp; Flem   Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Silk ("Hooked on You")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222305 +0000" stop="20260416224219 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terry Ellis - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Cold Green Room Opening: The girls (Angelique, Lori Beth, Katrina and Alisa) have   a bubble blowing contest before the show and Katrinas BIG bubble explodes and    covers the green room with pink gum.
Coach Kreeton In The Hospital: While visiting the hospital, the basketball team   visits their coach a visit, but they end up making him feel    worse!
Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg
The Wizard of Coz: Dorothy (Katrina) doesn't want to take a shower. So she, Mr McToad (Josh) and Pasta Man (Kel) seek help from Mr Bill Cosby (Kenan)
Lemonade Scammer: Lemonade Girl (Katrina) scams people into buying her Lemonade. she cons two police man into buying doughnuts for $ 100 each!
Musical Guest: Terry Ellis</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416224219 +0000" stop="20260416230038 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith Evans - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Mourn for the Corn:  The Big Ear of Corn is in the hospital
Cheese Police Bust
Miss Fingerly meets Repairman:  Ms Fingerly (Lori Beth) and Repairman (Kel) have an unforgetable encounter.
Ishboo's Doctor Visit:  Ishboo (Kenan) has a memorable visit with the doctor (Kel)
Musical Guest: Faith Evans</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230038 +0000" stop="20260416231856 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shai - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Card Trickery   Good Blur-Ger   Goat Date   Pierre Escargot   Let's Get Messy   Peter &amp; Flem introduce Musical Guest: Shai ("Come With Me")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231856 +0000" stop="20260416233804 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>IV Xample - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Requests From Audience   Good Booo-Ger   Earboy: The Trial   Did You Hear?   Peter &amp; Flem   Vital Intro   Musical Guest: IV Xample ("This Is From the Fool")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233804 +0000" stop="20260416235740 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monifah - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Cast Now &amp; Later   Detective Dan at the Museum   Vital Information   Parallel Planet   Pierre Escargot   Ice Cream Truck   Peter &amp; Flem   Detective Dan Intro   Musical Guest: Monifah ("I Miss You")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235740 +0000" stop="20260417002201 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tia &amp; Tamera Mowry / LL Cool J - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Amanda's Welcome   Randy's Auditions   Vital Information   Double Good Burger   Pierre Escargot   The Gifted Class   Superdude introduces Musical Guest: LL Cool J ("Who Do Ya Luv")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002201 +0000" stop="20260417004622 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Montell Jordan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Search For Kevin   Superdude vs. Yogurl   Repairman In Space   Pierre Escargot   Show &amp; Tell   The Chicken Pox   Vital Intro   Musical Guest: Montell Jordan ("Baby, I Like")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417004622 +0000" stop="20260417010533 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oliver Muirhead / Immature ft. Smooth &amp; Kel Mitchell - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Amanda's Dance Crazy!   Good Burger: Health Inspection   Randy &amp; Andy   Pierre Escargot   The BIG Note   Vital Information   Miss Fingerly's Class (OLD after that still unfinished note) introduces Musical Guest: Immature ("Watch Me Do My Thang")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010533 +0000" stop="20260417012953 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dru Hill - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Cake   Ishboo House Call   Island Girls: Didi   Mavis &amp; Clavis: Substitute Teachers   Pierre introduces Musical Guest: Dru Hill ("Tell Me")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012953 +0000" stop="20260417015415 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyra Banks / Blackstreet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin's Prank   Good Burger: Fantasy Ed   Ask Ashley   Class Cowboy   Peter &amp; Flem    Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Blackstreet ("No Diggity")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015415 +0000" stop="20260417021318 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tribe Called Quest - S03E06</title>
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GUEST STAR: John Leguizamo</desc>
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    <desc>Tricia Dickson Opening   Detective Dan Domestic Call   Miss Pidlin   Pierre Escargot   Really Loud Librarian   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: For Real ("Saddest Song")</desc>
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    <title>Erykah Badu - S03E19</title>
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    <title>Az Yet - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Popcorn Room   Superdude's Evil Twin   Family vs. Family (The Kopelows vs. the Maroons)   Pierre Escargot   What's That, Fingerly?   Space Intro   Musical Guest: AZ Yet ("Hard To Say I'm Sorry")</desc>
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    <title>Mase - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cast takes on new members   Tooth Fairy   Vital Information   Bacteria's Auditions   Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: Mase ("Feel So Good")</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
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    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160157 +0000" stop="20260415162256 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260415202122 +0000" stop="20260415211330 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
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    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
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    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417000145 +0000" stop="20260417002218 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002218 +0000" stop="20260417015801 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015801 +0000" stop="20260417022005 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022005 +0000" stop="20260417030505 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042304 +0000" stop="20260417044430 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044430 +0000" stop="20260417050524 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050524 +0000" stop="20260417052712 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052712 +0000" stop="20260417054903 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054903 +0000" stop="20260417061044 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061044 +0000" stop="20260417063143 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063143 +0000" stop="20260417065332 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417065332 +0000" stop="20260417071406 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071406 +0000" stop="20260417073551 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075738 +0000" stop="20260417081859 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075909 +0000" stop="20260415080414 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
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    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
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    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
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    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
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    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
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    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
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    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
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    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
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    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415085000 +0000" stop="20260415085505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415090514 +0000" stop="20260415091020 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091020 +0000" stop="20260415091528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091528 +0000" stop="20260415092033 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092033 +0000" stop="20260415092537 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415092537 +0000" stop="20260415093043 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093043 +0000" stop="20260415093547 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415093547 +0000" stop="20260415094051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415094051 +0000" stop="20260415094556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415094556 +0000" stop="20260415095104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095104 +0000" stop="20260415095612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415095612 +0000" stop="20260415100119 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100119 +0000" stop="20260415100627 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100627 +0000" stop="20260415101132 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101132 +0000" stop="20260415101637 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101637 +0000" stop="20260415102142 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102142 +0000" stop="20260415102650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415102650 +0000" stop="20260415103155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103155 +0000" stop="20260415103703 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415103703 +0000" stop="20260415104208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104208 +0000" stop="20260415104716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415104716 +0000" stop="20260415105221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105221 +0000" stop="20260415105726 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415105726 +0000" stop="20260415110231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415110231 +0000" stop="20260415110739 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415110739 +0000" stop="20260415111242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111242 +0000" stop="20260415111747 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415111747 +0000" stop="20260415112255 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112255 +0000" stop="20260415112802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415112802 +0000" stop="20260415113311 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113311 +0000" stop="20260415113815 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415113815 +0000" stop="20260415114321 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415114321 +0000" stop="20260415114826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415114826 +0000" stop="20260415115331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115331 +0000" stop="20260415115836 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115836 +0000" stop="20260415120341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120341 +0000" stop="20260415120845 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415120845 +0000" stop="20260415121350 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121350 +0000" stop="20260415121849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121849 +0000" stop="20260415122354 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122354 +0000" stop="20260415122859 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415122859 +0000" stop="20260415123404 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415123404 +0000" stop="20260415123908 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415123908 +0000" stop="20260415124126 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124126 +0000" stop="20260415124409 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124409 +0000" stop="20260415124638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124638 +0000" stop="20260415124907 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415124907 +0000" stop="20260415125138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125138 +0000" stop="20260415125404 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125404 +0000" stop="20260415125632 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125632 +0000" stop="20260415125907 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415125907 +0000" stop="20260415130134 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130134 +0000" stop="20260415130412 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130412 +0000" stop="20260415130715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130715 +0000" stop="20260415130910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415130910 +0000" stop="20260415131112 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131112 +0000" stop="20260415131347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131347 +0000" stop="20260415131553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131553 +0000" stop="20260415131802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131802 +0000" stop="20260415132009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132009 +0000" stop="20260415132224 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132224 +0000" stop="20260415132435 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132435 +0000" stop="20260415132712 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132712 +0000" stop="20260415132919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132919 +0000" stop="20260415133141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133141 +0000" stop="20260415133409 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133409 +0000" stop="20260415133650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133650 +0000" stop="20260415133902 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415133902 +0000" stop="20260415134137 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415134137 +0000" stop="20260415134637 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415134637 +0000" stop="20260415135138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135138 +0000" stop="20260415135638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415135638 +0000" stop="20260415140138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415140138 +0000" stop="20260415140638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415140638 +0000" stop="20260415141138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141138 +0000" stop="20260415141638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141638 +0000" stop="20260415142138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415142138 +0000" stop="20260415142638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415142638 +0000" stop="20260415143138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143138 +0000" stop="20260415143638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415143638 +0000" stop="20260415144138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415144138 +0000" stop="20260415144638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415144638 +0000" stop="20260415145138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145138 +0000" stop="20260415145638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145638 +0000" stop="20260415145939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415145939 +0000" stop="20260415150244 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150244 +0000" stop="20260415150549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150549 +0000" stop="20260415150854 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415150854 +0000" stop="20260415151200 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415151200 +0000" stop="20260415151505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415151505 +0000" stop="20260415151810 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415151810 +0000" stop="20260415152115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152115 +0000" stop="20260415152420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152420 +0000" stop="20260415152725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152725 +0000" stop="20260415153031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153031 +0000" stop="20260415153336 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153336 +0000" stop="20260415153641 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153641 +0000" stop="20260415153946 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415153946 +0000" stop="20260415154251 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154251 +0000" stop="20260415154556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154556 +0000" stop="20260415154901 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415154901 +0000" stop="20260415155207 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155207 +0000" stop="20260415155511 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155511 +0000" stop="20260415155816 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415155816 +0000" stop="20260415160121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415160121 +0000" stop="20260415160426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415160426 +0000" stop="20260415160731 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415160731 +0000" stop="20260415161037 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161037 +0000" stop="20260415161342 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161342 +0000" stop="20260415161647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161647 +0000" stop="20260415162153 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162153 +0000" stop="20260415162658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162658 +0000" stop="20260415163204 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163204 +0000" stop="20260415163710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415163710 +0000" stop="20260415164215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164215 +0000" stop="20260415164721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415164721 +0000" stop="20260415165225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415165225 +0000" stop="20260415165731 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415165731 +0000" stop="20260415170237 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170237 +0000" stop="20260415170741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170741 +0000" stop="20260415171247 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171247 +0000" stop="20260415171752 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415171752 +0000" stop="20260415172257 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172257 +0000" stop="20260415172802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172802 +0000" stop="20260415173308 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173308 +0000" stop="20260415173813 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415173813 +0000" stop="20260415174318 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415174318 +0000" stop="20260415174822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415174822 +0000" stop="20260415175328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175328 +0000" stop="20260415175833 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175833 +0000" stop="20260415180337 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415180337 +0000" stop="20260415180842 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415180842 +0000" stop="20260415181347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181347 +0000" stop="20260415181852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415181852 +0000" stop="20260415182400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182400 +0000" stop="20260415182905 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415182905 +0000" stop="20260415183410 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183410 +0000" stop="20260415183915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183915 +0000" stop="20260415184420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184420 +0000" stop="20260415184924 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415184924 +0000" stop="20260415185428 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185428 +0000" stop="20260415185936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185936 +0000" stop="20260415190444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190444 +0000" stop="20260415190952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415190952 +0000" stop="20260415191500 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415191500 +0000" stop="20260415192004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192004 +0000" stop="20260415192510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415192510 +0000" stop="20260415193015 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193015 +0000" stop="20260415193522 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193522 +0000" stop="20260415194027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194027 +0000" stop="20260415194535 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415194535 +0000" stop="20260415195040 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415195040 +0000" stop="20260415195548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415195548 +0000" stop="20260415200053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200053 +0000" stop="20260415200558 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415200558 +0000" stop="20260415201104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415201104 +0000" stop="20260415201612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415201612 +0000" stop="20260415202115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202115 +0000" stop="20260415202619 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415202619 +0000" stop="20260415203127 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415203127 +0000" stop="20260415203635 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415203635 +0000" stop="20260415204143 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204143 +0000" stop="20260415204648 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204648 +0000" stop="20260415205153 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205153 +0000" stop="20260415205659 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415205659 +0000" stop="20260415210203 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415210203 +0000" stop="20260415210708 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415210708 +0000" stop="20260415211213 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415211213 +0000" stop="20260415211718 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415211718 +0000" stop="20260415212222 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212222 +0000" stop="20260415212722 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415212722 +0000" stop="20260415213227 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415213227 +0000" stop="20260415213731 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415213731 +0000" stop="20260415214236 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214236 +0000" stop="20260415214741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214741 +0000" stop="20260415214959 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214959 +0000" stop="20260415215242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215242 +0000" stop="20260415215510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215510 +0000" stop="20260415215740 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415215740 +0000" stop="20260415220011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415220011 +0000" stop="20260415220237 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415220237 +0000" stop="20260415220505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415220505 +0000" stop="20260415220739 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415220739 +0000" stop="20260415221007 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221007 +0000" stop="20260415221245 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221245 +0000" stop="20260415221547 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221547 +0000" stop="20260415221742 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221742 +0000" stop="20260415221944 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415221944 +0000" stop="20260415222219 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415222219 +0000" stop="20260415222425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415222425 +0000" stop="20260415222635 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415222635 +0000" stop="20260415222842 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415222842 +0000" stop="20260415223057 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223057 +0000" stop="20260415223308 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223308 +0000" stop="20260415223545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223545 +0000" stop="20260415223751 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223751 +0000" stop="20260415224014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224014 +0000" stop="20260415224242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224242 +0000" stop="20260415224523 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224523 +0000" stop="20260415224735 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415224735 +0000" stop="20260415225010 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225010 +0000" stop="20260415225510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225510 +0000" stop="20260415230010 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415230010 +0000" stop="20260415230510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415230510 +0000" stop="20260415231010 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415231010 +0000" stop="20260415231510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415231510 +0000" stop="20260415232010 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232010 +0000" stop="20260415232510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232510 +0000" stop="20260415233011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233011 +0000" stop="20260415233511 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415233511 +0000" stop="20260415234011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234011 +0000" stop="20260415234511 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415234511 +0000" stop="20260415235011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235011 +0000" stop="20260415235511 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235511 +0000" stop="20260416000011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000011 +0000" stop="20260416000511 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000511 +0000" stop="20260416000812 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000812 +0000" stop="20260416001117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416001117 +0000" stop="20260416001422 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416001422 +0000" stop="20260416001727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416001727 +0000" stop="20260416002032 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002032 +0000" stop="20260416002337 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416002337 +0000" stop="20260416002642 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002642 +0000" stop="20260416002947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416002947 +0000" stop="20260416003253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416003253 +0000" stop="20260416003558 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416003558 +0000" stop="20260416003903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416003903 +0000" stop="20260416004208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
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    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416004513 +0000" stop="20260416004819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416004819 +0000" stop="20260416005124 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416005124 +0000" stop="20260416005429 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005429 +0000" stop="20260416005734 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005734 +0000" stop="20260416010039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010039 +0000" stop="20260416010343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010343 +0000" stop="20260416010649 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010649 +0000" stop="20260416010954 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416010954 +0000" stop="20260416011259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416011259 +0000" stop="20260416011604 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416011604 +0000" stop="20260416011909 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011909 +0000" stop="20260416012214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012214 +0000" stop="20260416012519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416012519 +0000" stop="20260416013025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416013025 +0000" stop="20260416013531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416013531 +0000" stop="20260416014037 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014037 +0000" stop="20260416014542 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014542 +0000" stop="20260416015048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015048 +0000" stop="20260416015553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416015553 +0000" stop="20260416020058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020058 +0000" stop="20260416020604 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020604 +0000" stop="20260416021109 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416021109 +0000" stop="20260416021614 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416021614 +0000" stop="20260416022119 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416022119 +0000" stop="20260416022625 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416022625 +0000" stop="20260416023130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416023130 +0000" stop="20260416023634 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416023634 +0000" stop="20260416024140 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024140 +0000" stop="20260416024645 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024645 +0000" stop="20260416025150 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416025150 +0000" stop="20260416025655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416025655 +0000" stop="20260416030200 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416030200 +0000" stop="20260416030705 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030705 +0000" stop="20260416031210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031210 +0000" stop="20260416031714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416031714 +0000" stop="20260416032220 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416032220 +0000" stop="20260416032725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416032725 +0000" stop="20260416033233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033233 +0000" stop="20260416033738 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033738 +0000" stop="20260416034243 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416034243 +0000" stop="20260416034748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416034748 +0000" stop="20260416035252 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416035252 +0000" stop="20260416035756 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416035756 +0000" stop="20260416040301 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040301 +0000" stop="20260416040809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416040809 +0000" stop="20260416041317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041317 +0000" stop="20260416041825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041825 +0000" stop="20260416042333 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416042333 +0000" stop="20260416042837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416042837 +0000" stop="20260416043342 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416043342 +0000" stop="20260416043847 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416043847 +0000" stop="20260416044355 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044355 +0000" stop="20260416044900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416044900 +0000" stop="20260416045408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416045408 +0000" stop="20260416045913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416045913 +0000" stop="20260416050421 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050421 +0000" stop="20260416050926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050926 +0000" stop="20260416051431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051431 +0000" stop="20260416051936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051936 +0000" stop="20260416052444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052444 +0000" stop="20260416052948 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416052948 +0000" stop="20260416053452 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416053452 +0000" stop="20260416054000 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054000 +0000" stop="20260416054508 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416054508 +0000" stop="20260416055016 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055016 +0000" stop="20260416055520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055520 +0000" stop="20260416060026 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060026 +0000" stop="20260416060531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416060531 +0000" stop="20260416061036 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061036 +0000" stop="20260416061541 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416061541 +0000" stop="20260416062046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416062046 +0000" stop="20260416062550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416062550 +0000" stop="20260416063055 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063055 +0000" stop="20260416063555 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416063555 +0000" stop="20260416064059 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416064059 +0000" stop="20260416064604 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416064604 +0000" stop="20260416065109 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065109 +0000" stop="20260416065613 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065613 +0000" stop="20260416065832 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065832 +0000" stop="20260416070114 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070114 +0000" stop="20260416070343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070343 +0000" stop="20260416070613 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070613 +0000" stop="20260416070843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416070843 +0000" stop="20260416071109 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071109 +0000" stop="20260416071337 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071337 +0000" stop="20260416071612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071612 +0000" stop="20260416071840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071840 +0000" stop="20260416072117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072117 +0000" stop="20260416072420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072420 +0000" stop="20260416072615 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072615 +0000" stop="20260416072817 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072817 +0000" stop="20260416073052 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073052 +0000" stop="20260416073258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073258 +0000" stop="20260416073507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073507 +0000" stop="20260416073715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073715 +0000" stop="20260416073930 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073930 +0000" stop="20260416074141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074141 +0000" stop="20260416074417 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074417 +0000" stop="20260416074624 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074624 +0000" stop="20260416074846 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416074846 +0000" stop="20260416075114 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075114 +0000" stop="20260416075355 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075355 +0000" stop="20260416075607 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075607 +0000" stop="20260416075843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075843 +0000" stop="20260416080343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080343 +0000" stop="20260416080843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416080843 +0000" stop="20260416081343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081343 +0000" stop="20260416081843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416081843 +0000" stop="20260416082343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082343 +0000" stop="20260416082843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082843 +0000" stop="20260416083343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416083343 +0000" stop="20260416083843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416083843 +0000" stop="20260416084343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084343 +0000" stop="20260416084843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084843 +0000" stop="20260416085343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416085343 +0000" stop="20260416085843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416085843 +0000" stop="20260416090343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090343 +0000" stop="20260416090844 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090844 +0000" stop="20260416091344 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091344 +0000" stop="20260416091644 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091644 +0000" stop="20260416091949 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416091949 +0000" stop="20260416092254 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092254 +0000" stop="20260416092600 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092600 +0000" stop="20260416092905 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092905 +0000" stop="20260416093210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093210 +0000" stop="20260416093515 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093515 +0000" stop="20260416093820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093820 +0000" stop="20260416094125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094125 +0000" stop="20260416094431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094431 +0000" stop="20260416094736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416094736 +0000" stop="20260416095041 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095041 +0000" stop="20260416095346 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095346 +0000" stop="20260416095651 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095651 +0000" stop="20260416095956 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095956 +0000" stop="20260416100301 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416100301 +0000" stop="20260416100607 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416100607 +0000" stop="20260416100912 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416100912 +0000" stop="20260416101216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101216 +0000" stop="20260416101521 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101521 +0000" stop="20260416101826 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101826 +0000" stop="20260416102131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102131 +0000" stop="20260416102437 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102437 +0000" stop="20260416102742 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102742 +0000" stop="20260416103047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103047 +0000" stop="20260416103352 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103352 +0000" stop="20260416103858 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103858 +0000" stop="20260416104404 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104404 +0000" stop="20260416104909 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104909 +0000" stop="20260416105415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105415 +0000" stop="20260416105920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105920 +0000" stop="20260416110426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110426 +0000" stop="20260416110931 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416110931 +0000" stop="20260416111436 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111436 +0000" stop="20260416111942 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111942 +0000" stop="20260416112446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112446 +0000" stop="20260416112952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416112952 +0000" stop="20260416113458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416113458 +0000" stop="20260416114002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114002 +0000" stop="20260416114507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114507 +0000" stop="20260416115013 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115013 +0000" stop="20260416115518 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416115518 +0000" stop="20260416120023 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416120023 +0000" stop="20260416120528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416120528 +0000" stop="20260416121033 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121033 +0000" stop="20260416121538 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416121538 +0000" stop="20260416122043 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122043 +0000" stop="20260416122547 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122547 +0000" stop="20260416123052 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123052 +0000" stop="20260416123557 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416123557 +0000" stop="20260416124105 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124105 +0000" stop="20260416124610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124610 +0000" stop="20260416125115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416125115 +0000" stop="20260416125620 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416125620 +0000" stop="20260416130125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130125 +0000" stop="20260416130629 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416130629 +0000" stop="20260416131134 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131134 +0000" stop="20260416131641 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131641 +0000" stop="20260416132149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416132149 +0000" stop="20260416132657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416132657 +0000" stop="20260416133205 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133205 +0000" stop="20260416133710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133710 +0000" stop="20260416134215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134215 +0000" stop="20260416134720 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416134720 +0000" stop="20260416135227 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135227 +0000" stop="20260416135732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135732 +0000" stop="20260416140240 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140240 +0000" stop="20260416140745 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140745 +0000" stop="20260416141254 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141254 +0000" stop="20260416141759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141759 +0000" stop="20260416142304 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416142304 +0000" stop="20260416142809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416142809 +0000" stop="20260416143317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416143317 +0000" stop="20260416143820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416143820 +0000" stop="20260416144324 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144324 +0000" stop="20260416144832 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416144832 +0000" stop="20260416145340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145340 +0000" stop="20260416145848 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145848 +0000" stop="20260416150353 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416150353 +0000" stop="20260416150858 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416150858 +0000" stop="20260416151404 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151404 +0000" stop="20260416151909 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416151909 +0000" stop="20260416152414 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416152414 +0000" stop="20260416152918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416152918 +0000" stop="20260416153423 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416153423 +0000" stop="20260416153927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416153927 +0000" stop="20260416154427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154427 +0000" stop="20260416154932 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154932 +0000" stop="20260416155437 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155437 +0000" stop="20260416155941 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416155941 +0000" stop="20260416160446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160446 +0000" stop="20260416160704 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160704 +0000" stop="20260416160947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160947 +0000" stop="20260416161215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161215 +0000" stop="20260416161445 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161445 +0000" stop="20260416161716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161716 +0000" stop="20260416161942 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416161942 +0000" stop="20260416162210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162210 +0000" stop="20260416162444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162444 +0000" stop="20260416162712 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162712 +0000" stop="20260416162950 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162950 +0000" stop="20260416163252 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163252 +0000" stop="20260416163447 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163447 +0000" stop="20260416163649 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163649 +0000" stop="20260416163924 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163924 +0000" stop="20260416164130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164130 +0000" stop="20260416164340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164340 +0000" stop="20260416164547 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164547 +0000" stop="20260416164802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416164802 +0000" stop="20260416165013 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165013 +0000" stop="20260416165250 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165250 +0000" stop="20260416165457 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165457 +0000" stop="20260416165719 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165719 +0000" stop="20260416165947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165947 +0000" stop="20260416170228 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170228 +0000" stop="20260416170440 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170440 +0000" stop="20260416170715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416170715 +0000" stop="20260416171215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171215 +0000" stop="20260416171715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171715 +0000" stop="20260416172215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172215 +0000" stop="20260416172715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172715 +0000" stop="20260416173215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173215 +0000" stop="20260416173716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173716 +0000" stop="20260416174216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416174216 +0000" stop="20260416174716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416174716 +0000" stop="20260416175216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175216 +0000" stop="20260416175716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175716 +0000" stop="20260416180216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416180216 +0000" stop="20260416180716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416180716 +0000" stop="20260416181216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181216 +0000" stop="20260416181716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181716 +0000" stop="20260416182216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182216 +0000" stop="20260416182517 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182517 +0000" stop="20260416182822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182822 +0000" stop="20260416183127 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183127 +0000" stop="20260416183432 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183432 +0000" stop="20260416183737 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183737 +0000" stop="20260416184042 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184042 +0000" stop="20260416184347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184347 +0000" stop="20260416184653 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184653 +0000" stop="20260416184958 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184958 +0000" stop="20260416185303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416185303 +0000" stop="20260416185608 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416185608 +0000" stop="20260416185913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416185913 +0000" stop="20260416190218 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190218 +0000" stop="20260416190524 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190524 +0000" stop="20260416190829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190829 +0000" stop="20260416191134 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191134 +0000" stop="20260416191439 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191439 +0000" stop="20260416191744 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191744 +0000" stop="20260416192048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192048 +0000" stop="20260416192354 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192354 +0000" stop="20260416192659 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192659 +0000" stop="20260416193004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193004 +0000" stop="20260416193309 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193309 +0000" stop="20260416193614 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193614 +0000" stop="20260416193919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416193919 +0000" stop="20260416194224 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416194224 +0000" stop="20260416194730 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416194730 +0000" stop="20260416195236 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195236 +0000" stop="20260416195742 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195742 +0000" stop="20260416200247 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200247 +0000" stop="20260416200753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416200753 +0000" stop="20260416201259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201259 +0000" stop="20260416201803 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201803 +0000" stop="20260416202309 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202309 +0000" stop="20260416202814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416202814 +0000" stop="20260416203319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203319 +0000" stop="20260416203825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203825 +0000" stop="20260416204330 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204330 +0000" stop="20260416204835 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204835 +0000" stop="20260416205339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205339 +0000" stop="20260416205846 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205846 +0000" stop="20260416210350 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210350 +0000" stop="20260416210855 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416210855 +0000" stop="20260416211400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211400 +0000" stop="20260416211905 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211905 +0000" stop="20260416212410 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416212410 +0000" stop="20260416212915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416212915 +0000" stop="20260416213420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213420 +0000" stop="20260416213925 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213925 +0000" stop="20260416214430 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214430 +0000" stop="20260416214938 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416214938 +0000" stop="20260416215443 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215443 +0000" stop="20260416215948 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416215948 +0000" stop="20260416220453 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220453 +0000" stop="20260416220958 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220958 +0000" stop="20260416221502 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416221502 +0000" stop="20260416222006 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222006 +0000" stop="20260416222514 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222514 +0000" stop="20260416223022 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223022 +0000" stop="20260416223530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223530 +0000" stop="20260416224038 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416224038 +0000" stop="20260416224542 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416224542 +0000" stop="20260416225047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225047 +0000" stop="20260416225552 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225552 +0000" stop="20260416230100 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230100 +0000" stop="20260416230605 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230605 +0000" stop="20260416231113 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231113 +0000" stop="20260416231618 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416231618 +0000" stop="20260416232126 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416232126 +0000" stop="20260416232631 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416232631 +0000" stop="20260416233136 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233136 +0000" stop="20260416233641 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233641 +0000" stop="20260416234149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234149 +0000" stop="20260416234653 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234653 +0000" stop="20260416235157 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235157 +0000" stop="20260416235705 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235705 +0000" stop="20260417000213 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417000213 +0000" stop="20260417000721 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417000721 +0000" stop="20260417001225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001225 +0000" stop="20260417001731 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001731 +0000" stop="20260417002236 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002236 +0000" stop="20260417002741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002741 +0000" stop="20260417003246 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003246 +0000" stop="20260417003751 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003751 +0000" stop="20260417004255 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417004255 +0000" stop="20260417004800 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417004800 +0000" stop="20260417005300 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005300 +0000" stop="20260417005805 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005805 +0000" stop="20260417010309 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010309 +0000" stop="20260417010814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010814 +0000" stop="20260417011318 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011318 +0000" stop="20260417011537 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011537 +0000" stop="20260417011819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417011819 +0000" stop="20260417012048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012048 +0000" stop="20260417012318 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012318 +0000" stop="20260417012549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012549 +0000" stop="20260417012814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012814 +0000" stop="20260417013042 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013042 +0000" stop="20260417013317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013317 +0000" stop="20260417013545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013545 +0000" stop="20260417013822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417013822 +0000" stop="20260417014125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014125 +0000" stop="20260417014320 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014320 +0000" stop="20260417014522 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014522 +0000" stop="20260417014757 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014757 +0000" stop="20260417015003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015003 +0000" stop="20260417015212 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015212 +0000" stop="20260417015420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015420 +0000" stop="20260417015635 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015635 +0000" stop="20260417015846 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015846 +0000" stop="20260417020123 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020123 +0000" stop="20260417020329 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020329 +0000" stop="20260417020552 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020552 +0000" stop="20260417020820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020820 +0000" stop="20260417021100 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021100 +0000" stop="20260417021312 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021312 +0000" stop="20260417021548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417021548 +0000" stop="20260417022048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022048 +0000" stop="20260417022548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022548 +0000" stop="20260417023048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023048 +0000" stop="20260417023548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417023548 +0000" stop="20260417024048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024048 +0000" stop="20260417024548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024548 +0000" stop="20260417025048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417025048 +0000" stop="20260417025548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417025548 +0000" stop="20260417030048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030048 +0000" stop="20260417030548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030548 +0000" stop="20260417031048 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031048 +0000" stop="20260417031549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031549 +0000" stop="20260417032049 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032049 +0000" stop="20260417032549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417032549 +0000" stop="20260417033049 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033049 +0000" stop="20260417033349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033349 +0000" stop="20260417033654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033654 +0000" stop="20260417034000 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034000 +0000" stop="20260417034305 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034305 +0000" stop="20260417034610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034610 +0000" stop="20260417034915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417034915 +0000" stop="20260417035220 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035220 +0000" stop="20260417035525 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035525 +0000" stop="20260417035830 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035830 +0000" stop="20260417040136 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040136 +0000" stop="20260417040441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040441 +0000" stop="20260417040746 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040746 +0000" stop="20260417041051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041051 +0000" stop="20260417041356 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041356 +0000" stop="20260417041701 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041701 +0000" stop="20260417042007 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042007 +0000" stop="20260417042312 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042312 +0000" stop="20260417042617 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042617 +0000" stop="20260417042921 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042921 +0000" stop="20260417043226 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043226 +0000" stop="20260417043531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043531 +0000" stop="20260417043837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043837 +0000" stop="20260417044142 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044142 +0000" stop="20260417044447 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044447 +0000" stop="20260417044752 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417044752 +0000" stop="20260417045057 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045057 +0000" stop="20260417045603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045603 +0000" stop="20260417050109 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050109 +0000" stop="20260417050614 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417050614 +0000" stop="20260417051120 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417051120 +0000" stop="20260417051625 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417051625 +0000" stop="20260417052131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052131 +0000" stop="20260417052636 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052636 +0000" stop="20260417053141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053141 +0000" stop="20260417053647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417053647 +0000" stop="20260417054151 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054151 +0000" stop="20260417054657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054657 +0000" stop="20260417055203 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055203 +0000" stop="20260417055707 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417055707 +0000" stop="20260417060212 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417060212 +0000" stop="20260417060718 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417060718 +0000" stop="20260417061223 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061223 +0000" stop="20260417061728 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061728 +0000" stop="20260417062233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417062738 +0000" stop="20260417063243 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063243 +0000" stop="20260417063748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417063748 +0000" stop="20260417064252 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064252 +0000" stop="20260417064757 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064757 +0000" stop="20260417065302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417065302 +0000" stop="20260417065810 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417065810 +0000" stop="20260417070316 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070316 +0000" stop="20260417070820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070820 +0000" stop="20260417071325 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071325 +0000" stop="20260417071830 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417071830 +0000" stop="20260417072334 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417072334 +0000" stop="20260417072839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417072839 +0000" stop="20260417073346 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073346 +0000" stop="20260417073854 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073854 +0000" stop="20260417074402 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417074402 +0000" stop="20260417074910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417074910 +0000" stop="20260417075415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075415 +0000" stop="20260417075920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075920 +0000" stop="20260417080425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415074517 +0000" stop="20260415083024 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415083024 +0000" stop="20260415091707 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415091707 +0000" stop="20260415101019 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415101019 +0000" stop="20260415110627 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415110627 +0000" stop="20260415115645 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415115645 +0000" stop="20260415123958 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415123958 +0000" stop="20260415132831 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415132831 +0000" stop="20260415142105 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415142105 +0000" stop="20260415151959 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415151959 +0000" stop="20260415161651 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415161651 +0000" stop="20260415170758 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415170758 +0000" stop="20260415175735 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415175735 +0000" stop="20260415185127 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415185127 +0000" stop="20260415193738 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193738 +0000" stop="20260415204437 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204437 +0000" stop="20260415213646 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415213646 +0000" stop="20260415223016 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415223016 +0000" stop="20260415232111 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415232111 +0000" stop="20260416000618 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416000618 +0000" stop="20260416005302 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005302 +0000" stop="20260416014613 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416014613 +0000" stop="20260416024221 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416024221 +0000" stop="20260416033239 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416033239 +0000" stop="20260416041552 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041552 +0000" stop="20260416050425 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416050425 +0000" stop="20260416055659 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416055659 +0000" stop="20260416065553 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416065553 +0000" stop="20260416075245 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075245 +0000" stop="20260416084352 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084352 +0000" stop="20260416093330 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093330 +0000" stop="20260416102721 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416102721 +0000" stop="20260416111332 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111332 +0000" stop="20260416122031 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122031 +0000" stop="20260416131240 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131240 +0000" stop="20260416140610 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416140610 +0000" stop="20260416145705 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145705 +0000" stop="20260416154213 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154213 +0000" stop="20260416162856 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416162856 +0000" stop="20260416172208 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172208 +0000" stop="20260416181816 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416181816 +0000" stop="20260416190833 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190833 +0000" stop="20260416195146 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416195146 +0000" stop="20260416204020 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204020 +0000" stop="20260416213253 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213253 +0000" stop="20260416223147 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416223147 +0000" stop="20260416232839 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416232839 +0000" stop="20260417001947 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001947 +0000" stop="20260417010924 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010924 +0000" stop="20260417020315 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020315 +0000" stop="20260417024927 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024927 +0000" stop="20260417035625 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035625 +0000" stop="20260417044835 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
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    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
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    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
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    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
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    <title>Merry Christmas, Mr. Carroll - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Alvin, as usual, is thinking of himself when it comes around to being Christmas. He is so focused on receiving presents that he fails to think of poor Mr. Carroll, who just wants his morning paper. Will the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future help Alvin learn the error of his ways?</desc>
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    <title>Back to Our Future - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A play-off of Back To The Future. The Chipmunks travel back in time where Alvin doesn't know if he wants to be a musician anymore. Simon and Theodre have some convincing to do.</desc>
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    <title>Bigger! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin wishes he is bigger so he wouldn’t be treated as a child all the time. His wish does come true over night and now he has to learn to live life as an adult.</desc>
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    <title>Kong! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin creates a lot of attention for the legendary King Kong so that he could benifit by shooting a movie. Kiki, Alvins new friend, has a differnent idea of how Kong should be treated.</desc>
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    <title>Batmunk - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Simon transforms into the legandary Batmunk. This is a play off of Batman. Batmunk must stop an evil plan that involves a large toy heist.</desc>
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    <title>Daytona Jones and the Pearl of Wisdom - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are show as if they were in an Indiana Jones film. This episode is filled with adventure, humor, and courage.</desc>
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    <title>Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Responding to a distress call, the USS Booby Prize encounters a dangerous alien race that wishes everything in the entire galaxy exactly the same. Captain James T. Dirk (Alvin), Mr. Speck (Simon), Dr. Moamz McRoy (Theodore), Lt. Uhaha (Jeanette) and Ms. Supra (Eleanor).</desc>
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    <title>S.T. The Space Traveler - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The boys meet a real life alien, and they try to hide him from a pair of scientists who wish to capture the alien and do experiments on him.</desc>
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    <title>Sploosh - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Jeanette is a beautiful mermaid who meets a shy scientist's assistant named Simon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415111738 +0000" stop="20260415113917 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The C-Team - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Alvin, Simon and Theodore use Dave's antique gold pocket watch for Show &amp; Tell at school, neighborhood bullies steal it. The Chipmunks find Mr.T to ask him for some advice and with his help they manage to get the watch back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415113917 +0000" stop="20260415120056 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipettes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>For the first time The Chipmunks meet their female counterparts, The Chipettes: Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Harry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A charaltan chipmunk named Harry claims to be Alvin, Simon and Theodore's long lost uncle and says he will have them see their mother as soon as they make enough money. The Chipmunks later not only find out that Harry is not their uncle but also the money he has them making is for a carnival strongman who he has owed for a long time.</desc>
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    <title>Rock 'n' Robot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks create a robot out of Alvin's video game, so that it can carry all of their equipment to their concerts. But, the robot goes beserk when it begins to capture every hat it sees, like the video game, it was created from, and It's up to Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to stop the robot.</desc>
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    <title>The Television Stars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin tells a girl he wants to impress that they are famous and that they are going to be starring in a rock concert on live t.v., but Alvin must convince the producer to let him play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415130553 +0000" stop="20260415132732 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cruise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Alvin unknowingly assists a jewel thief steal some jewelry from a cabin on their cruise ship, and Simon and Theodore begin to investigate the crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415132732 +0000" stop="20260415134910 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunks Story - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipmunks is revealed, including how Dave ended up with the Chipmunks in the first place, as well as how their musical career got started.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Fabulous - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon have Theodore enter a wrestling exhibition under the name "Mr.Fabulous" and he goes up against a montrous Russian wrestler called Ivan The Terrible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141049 +0000" stop="20260415143228 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa and Grandma Seville - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks meet their grandparents for the first time. Then, when they discover that someone is trying to take over their Grandparents farm, they decide to raise the money needed to save the farm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415143228 +0000" stop="20260415145407 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Flying Chipmunks - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin convinces Theodore to dress up as an alien to attract more fans, but they also attract some investigators with the government who research ufo's. The investigators decide to kidnap Theodore and perform experiments on him and Alvin and Simon must think of a way to save him.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore go in search for a mother to attend their school picnic. Each choose the person, that they each think Dave will like best. But, when all three of their choices arrive at their house, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, will do anything to make sure that their choice wins.</desc>
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    <title>The Chip-Punks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin decided to change the Chipmunks image to gain more publicity, but end up running from the police, when they attend a rave.</desc>
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    <title>From Here to Fraternity - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks make up a singing telegraph service to help buy some golf clubs for Dave's Birthday. But when Theodore loses the addresses, the boys are sent on a birthday mission, for a 100 dollar bonus. Except, that when Theodore wrote the number he wrote it upside down, so the Chipmunks end up going to the wrong house and are tricked into doing some different pranks for some highschoolers who are bored.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Chipmunk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The boys enter a contest so that they can win a chance to sing with Dolly Parton. But, the only way they can win is if they are from Nashville. The boys enter the contest anyway, but make an enemy when they win. The person who got second place in the drawing is determined to prove that the Chipmunks aren't from Nashville, and win his chance to sing with Dolly Parton.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415154952 +0000" stop="20260415160114 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Dave - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dave has a nightmare of himself getting smaller and smaller.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160114 +0000" stop="20260415161236 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angelic Alvin - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin loses his memory and thinks that he is an angel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415161236 +0000" stop="20260415163432 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Nanny - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dave hires a nanny to take care of the Chipmunks when he is away at work, and the Chipmunks will do anything to get rid of her.</desc>
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    <title>The Bully Ballet - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invite a boy to stay with them who is a ballet dancer, and when a bulley begins to torment Alvin, he shows the bulley that ballet is cool.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin... and the Chipmunk - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin demands a short trip away from obsessed fans who begin following him everywhere he goes. So, the Chipmunks go for a picnic out in the woods, only to be found again by their fans. Alvin runs off into the woods, and runs into a wild chipmunk. He decides to change places with the chipmunk, and he stays in the chipmunk's tree, while the wild chipmunk takes his place. All goes well until the real Alvin is caught by a hunter that holds him hostage. Simon, Theodore, and the wild chipmunk must save Alvin before it's to late.</desc>
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    <title>Swiss Family Chipmunks - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dave drags the Chipmunks unwillingly on a camping trip in the great out doors. When they finally arrive, the Chipmunks discover large footprints and think they are being followed by Bigfoot. Eventually they build a treehouse for Dave, when he falls and injures himself badly, and Alvin and Simon go in search for Big Foot.</desc>
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    <title>Santa Harry - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Charlatan chipmunk Harry returns and this time pretends to be Santa Claus and cons Alvin, Simon and Theodore into building a Christmas-themed amusement park called "Santa's Place".</desc>
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    <title>A Dog's Best Friend is His Chipmunk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin donates money to an animalfund raiser, and discovers that they don't have any money. In, an attempt toearn some money, they decide to sell the cookies that Theodore spent their, money on. But, when the Chipmunks find a dog, they must hide it from Dave.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Lontiki - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the Chipmunks go to Hawaii, Alvin enters a surfing contest, and becomes convinced that he is cursed when he finds a medallian on the beach that is suppose to bring bad luck.</desc>
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    <title>Baseball Heroes - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get a job as vendors at a baseball stadium, to pay for new uniforms for their baseball team. And in the process stop a pick pocket who has been stealing money.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Chipmunk Win - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The chipettes move to the Chipmunks school and Alvin and Brittany run against each other for class president. Both will stop at nothing to win, but when the polls are revealed they discover that Jeanette has the deciding vote.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipmunk Who Bugged Me - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While on a train from Paris, the famed Orient Express, some important papers are stolen and Alvin uses his recently acquired Official Top Secret Spy Manual to help solve the real-life mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Rich and Infamous - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin and a rich kid compete for a girl's affections. Alvin pretends he is rich as his rival.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Be a Vidiot - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore each make their own music videos for the group.</desc>
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    <title>A Horse, of Course - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invest in an old horse to win a race.</desc>
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    <title>The Camp Calomine Caper - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks compete against the Chipettes in a camp battle of the sexes.</desc>
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    <title>Lights, Camera, Alvin - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Uncle Harry is up to no good again. This time, he makes Alvin a movie star so he can break up the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Some Entrancing Evening - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks put Dave on the show "This is Your Father", but he is nervous about it. So a hypnotist makes him have Alvin's personality, which turns to be a disasterous move.</desc>
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    <title>Match Play - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks trick Dave to play golf with a man that Alvin made a wager with. What Dave does not realize is that Alvin bet his signed "Elmer Palmer" golf club.</desc>
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    <title>The Picture of Health - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin decides that he, Simon and Theodore all need to join a gym, but to get in for free they have to go through some pretty strange "transformations".</desc>
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    <title>The Victrola Awards - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin and the Chipmunks attempt to grab good publicity shots of them doing positive deeds in order to win the fabulous Victrola Award.</desc>
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    <title>Royally Received - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks gets to see the (Buckingham?) Palace, and Alvin, in an attempt to impress a girl whose a big fan, tells her he's there to play for the queen! Now, all he has to do is find the queen and convince her to let them play!</desc>
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    <title>Gone Fishing - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin and the Chipmunks get a job working in aquarium, but Max, a former employee, who got fired for animal abuse, cooks up a scheme to force the Chipmunks out of a job and work again, by capturing one of 2 whales.</desc>
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    <title>Setting the Record Straight - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon turn Theodore into a record mascot in order to win a radio contest.</desc>
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    <title>Father's Day Muffins - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks attempt to sell Theodore's famous muffins so they may buy Dave a new tape recorder for Father's Day, but Simon's hardening agent accidentally ending up in the batter causes the muffins to harden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416000541 +0000" stop="20260416002903 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin on Ice - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin plans to get a famous figure skater, Heather Williams, to appear at the school Pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Theodore - S02E16</title>
    <desc>While the Chipettes volunteer at the local hospital, a terrified tonsillectomy-bound kid goes missing, so until Brittany finds him, Theodore must step in to substitute, but the doctors, thinking he's the kid, take him into surgery.</desc>
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    <title>The Gang's All Here - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Alvin ends up being challenged by a gang called the Steam Rollers. Will he, his brothers, and the Chipettes pull together a gang of their own to help beat the Steam Rollers?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011520 +0000" stop="20260416013842 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin is determined in getting an invitation to participate the Celebrity Ski Tournament. Once he convinces Mr. Colorado, the man hosting the event, to let him participate, all Alvin has to do then is learn how to ski.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416013842 +0000" stop="20260416020204 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maids In Japan - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin signs him and his brothers up to be in a Kabuki theater in order to gain publicity in Japan. Instead of getting lessons, they are forced to perform as the actual players.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416020204 +0000" stop="20260416022318 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Chipette - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin makes a bet with Brittany to see if he could make anyone into a beauty pageant winner. The challenge gets interesting when Jeanette is the girl he has to transform into beauty pageant material.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416022318 +0000" stop="20260416024640 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New, Improved Simon - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Simon has a crush on a girl named Jillian. Alvin works at changing his image in order to impress this girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416024640 +0000" stop="20260416031002 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes volunteer their talents to raise the money to keep Uncle Ben's Circus going, as well as saving Pinky, the circus's elephant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416031002 +0000" stop="20260416033324 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardian Chipmunks - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Dave starts up a neighborhood watch to catch a cat burglar. Alvin and the Chipmunks take it upon themselves to capture the cat burglar single handedly.</desc>
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    <title>Carsick - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get the measles. Dave spends so much time taking care of his boys that he becomes sick with the measles and is not able to fix his car for the car show. It is up to the boys take care of everything for Dave.</desc>
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    <title>Hat Today, Gone Tomorrow - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes crazy when he loses his beloved red cap, and starts searching for it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416042008 +0000" stop="20260416044147 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Wrong - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes audition to be in a play on Snow White. After the audition, the director selects Brittany for the role of Snow White. However, the director's demanding daughter, Tara-Marie, who had flopped big-time in the auditions for the title role, plans to make her father reconsider.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416044147 +0000" stop="20260416050327 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Film Flam - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to make a greatest hits video, but they hire a cut-rate film editor to produce it. He accidentally switches the video with Dave’s old home movies of the Chipmunks as infants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416050327 +0000" stop="20260416052506 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret Life of Dave Seville - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin suspects that Dave is leading some kind of double life. He, Simon and Theodore each interview some of Dave’s old friends to find out what his secret might be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416052506 +0000" stop="20260416054646 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Ghost There - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are stuck at home without lights, and think the house is haunted.</desc>
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    <title>Romancing Miss Stone - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a crush on his teacher, Miss Stone. He later becomes jealous when Dave starts dating her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416060825 +0000" stop="20260416063005 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chip off the Old Tooth - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Theodore loses a tooth, and Alvin dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to try to cash in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416063005 +0000" stop="20260416065217 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Alarm Alvin - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to start their own fire department to gain publicity. They do not really have any emergencies, but when Theodore spots a real fire, it is up to the Chipmunk Fire Dept. to extinguish the blaze. But then the real fire department has to rescue the Chipmunks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416065217 +0000" stop="20260416071427 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisters - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries to join the Sisters, a club of the best-dressed, most popular girls in school. But in order to do so she has to avoid her own sister Jeanette, whose clumsiness and unpopularity would destroy her chances of getting into the club. Since she and Jeanette are working on a science project that involves taking care of a baby pig, this leaves Jeanette to do the project alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416071427 +0000" stop="20260416073607 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Court Action - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin plagiarizes his book report and will not be allowed to play in the championship basketball game until the Student Honor Court acquits him. But it is Theodore’s turn to be the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416073607 +0000" stop="20260416075842 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Old Simon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Simon feels unloved and unappreciated, so he runs away and decides to stow away on a cargo ship. Theodore and Alvin find him, but not before the ship leaves for parts unknown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416075842 +0000" stop="20260416082117 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunks Go to Washington - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Dave, the Chipmunks and Chipettes goes to Washington D.C. to lobby the president to save a nest of bald eagles on Mount Placid that has been threatened by a condominium development.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416082117 +0000" stop="20260416084402 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soccer to Me - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin needs one more player for his soccer team. The only one qualified to play is Brittany's little sister Eleanor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416084402 +0000" stop="20260416090615 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Chipmunk Tells a Story - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out, his piano, laden with instant pudding, mysteriously crashes to the floor from the top of the staircase and is destroyed. But Alvin, Simon and Theodore each have a different version of what happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416090615 +0000" stop="20260416092850 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Worm in the Big Apple - S03E13</title>
    <desc>"Uncle" Harry returns, this time to con the Chipettes while they are visiting New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092850 +0000" stop="20260416095100 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staying Afloat - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While on a water-skiing vacation with the Chipettes, Alvin forgets to tie up the boat belonging to Dave’s friend Ed, and it sinks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416095100 +0000" stop="20260416101310 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipette Story - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipettes is revealed when they are reunited with their old Australian friend Olivia, which prompts the singers to remember their younger days when they were just little tiny baby Chipettes living in Miss Grudge's orphanage in Australia with Olivia not trying to have a career, only trying to survive. The Chipettes successfully make their way into the United States, yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipettes travel across the country to California. There, the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipettes the break they were looking for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416101310 +0000" stop="20260416103523 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipette Story (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipette's successfully make their way into the U.S.A., yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipette's travel across the continent to California. There the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipette's the break they were looking for. The rest of course, is history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416103523 +0000" stop="20260416105735 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prize Isn't Right - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Simon goes on a trivia game show, but he gets the flu before he can show up for subsequent appearances. Theodore and Alvin dress up as Simon and go in his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416105735 +0000" stop="20260416111948 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gold of My Dreams - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin sells Dave's motor home to buy their own gold claim land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416111948 +0000" stop="20260416114158 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Matterhorn - S03E19</title>
    <desc>While the Chipmunks are on tour in Switzerland, Brittany is depressed about the Chipettes’ relative lack of fame. So Alvin arranges for the ultimate Swiss publicity stunt: the gang will climb the Matterhorn and the Chipettes will give a concert at the mountain’s peak. But they soon become trapped in an avalanche.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114158 +0000" stop="20260416120408 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Oldest Fan - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin devises a publicity contest where one of Alvin's fans can win a date with him. Unfortunately for Alvin, the winner is an old lady named Honey Ginger, and he tries to get rid of her for another, younger date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416120408 +0000" stop="20260416122619 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Wanted: Mommy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Miss Mooney, the Chipmunks’ teacher, discovers that the Chipettes live alone, thanks to Brittany's ruse that went awry, and has to report them to social services. Dave takes them in, but they begin fighting with the Chipmunks, so Alvin arranges for next-door spinster Miss Miller to take them in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416122619 +0000" stop="20260416124829 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teevee or Not Teevee - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are scheduled to appear on The Johnny Letterman Show, but their act is canceled when a Russian Premier also scheduled to appear announces he will be arriving early. The Chipmunks follow Johnny and his crew to the airport and try to sneak in so they can play their act on television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416124829 +0000" stop="20260416131039 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rash of Babies - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks start a babysitting service, only to be bombarded with wall to wall babies</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416131039 +0000" stop="20260416133249 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever’s Happened to Dave Seville? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Dave wins a producer’s award, a wax figure of him for a Hall of Fame is delivered, unbeknownst to the Chipmunks. While playing ball in the house, which Dave strictly forbid before he left, Alvin hits the wax figure of Dave with his ball, toppling him over. After watching a soap opera, they think he has developed a strange disease called "Zomboid rigidosis" and begin retelling his life for him, hoping he will snap out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416133249 +0000" stop="20260416135500 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Seville Superstar - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin becomes jealous when Simon becomes a celebrity in Australia, so he arranges for the group to get lost in the Australian outback so he can "rescue" them and co-opt Simon's fame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416135500 +0000" stop="20260416141710 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Miller's Big Gamble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After the Chipettes rig Miss Miller’s poker game, she takes them to Las Vegas and becomes a compulsive gambler. She is finally cured when another gambler defeats her in a high-stakes game of blackjack, only to return his winnings after she learns her lesson. The other gambler turns out to be David Seville, the Chipmunks' father, in disguise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416141710 +0000" stop="20260416143945 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Smell of Success - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany attempts to market her own perfume by giving some to the Queen of Bulgravia, the wife of Dave's former college roommate, but it ends up getting switched with a bottle of fish soup, and the gang must find a way to switch them back before the Queen notices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416143945 +0000" stop="20260416150157 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinderella? Cinderella! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Brittany refuses to do her chores, Miss Miller tells her that she must mop if she wishes to go to a dance that night. Brittany falls asleep and dreams she is Cinderella. She awakens to find a new party dress and Miss Miller mopping half the floor for her. Brittany realizes she is not living with the wicked stepmother after all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416150157 +0000" stop="20260416152410 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment in Error - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin refuses to take Brittany to the Black and White Ball, the biggest social event of the season. So after Alvin causes Brittany to get into an accident in Simon’s laboratory, she convinces him into believing that she has turned into a zombie so he will take her to the ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416152410 +0000" stop="20260416154620 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on the lam to help save Clarence, Grandpa Seville’s prize-winning calf, from becoming veal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416154620 +0000" stop="20260416160830 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle-Aged Davey - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dave starts feeling old on his birthday, so the Chipmunks set him up on a date with Marcy Apple, his old college sweetheart. But she was soon going to be married, so he goes out with Bambi, her younger sister (who is young enough to be his daughter) and they soon begin seeing each other regularly, to the Chipmunks’ chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416160830 +0000" stop="20260416163105 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love L.A. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin is obsessed with getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Dan the Dog gets his, and cooks up a number of schemes to try to get one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416163105 +0000" stop="20260416165315 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunk Vice - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In a spoof of Miami Vice. Alvin is sick with the flu, and in a dream, is a slick detective in pastel shirts looking for his missing prized baseball card who he believes a mysterious criminal called the "Shadow" took.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416165315 +0000" stop="20260416171528 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooping It Up - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks, the Chipettes, and a tough group of older students participate in a 1950s-themed scavenger hunt at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416171528 +0000" stop="20260416173726 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back To Dave's Future - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A wild ride on a merry-go-round sends the Chipmunks back to 1962. They meet a younger Dave. Without the boys' help in winning a band contest, he will spend his life as an accountant. When they are spun into the present, Alvin isn't sure whether he visited the past or bumped his head in a fall off the merry-go-round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416173726 +0000" stop="20260416175924 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell It to the Judge - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin "borrows" Dave's new bike, and while he is out riding he accidentally hits Brittany who is out roller skating. The bike is ruined, and something is wrong with her skates. They each blame each other, and Alvin demands Brittany pay for Dave's bike, while she insists he pay for her roller skates. All of this brings us to court, where Brittany and Alvin, ignoring the "TRUTH" part in justice, face off in a "who can tell a better lie about what happened" court battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175924 +0000" stop="20260416182123 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sincerely Theodore - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on a diet so he could go on a date with a pen pal, who is also one of Alvin's biggest fans. Things go wrong when Alvin finds out that Theodore's date is actually the daughter of a famous film director. Alvin then takes her out instead, breaking Theodore's heart. In order for Alvin to make it to his play and the date, Alvin gets Theodore to switch back and forth to his play and on his date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416182123 +0000" stop="20260416184321 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Pharaoh Lady - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brittany makes a bet with Missy Snootson, another girl in her class, that if the mummy of king Rooten Tooten does not rise from the dead and go to her home by midnight, Brittany must drop out of the race to be the school Carnival Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416184321 +0000" stop="20260416190519 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Says - S05E05</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out of town, Miss Miller babysits the boys and they go to a movie about killer space squids attacking the earth. Accidentally miss Miller breaks Simon's glasses. When they get out a telescope that evening, Simon thinks he sees killer squids coming toward earth, just like in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416190519 +0000" stop="20260416192718 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Chips Are Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The boys have to paint the garage after they got spray paint on the walls while repainting their bicycles. Simon and Theodore feels bad because they always have problems with Alvin's ideas. Later Alvin have them to go to a mansion of a now dead criminal. Alvin is convinced that a never found loot from a bankrobbery is still hidden there. They go because Alvin promises to paint all the garage if he's wrong, but they feel a little bad with Alvin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416192718 +0000" stop="20260416194916 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin, Alvin, Alvin! - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes through an identity crisis and starts trying all kinds of different personalities, with embarrassing results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416194916 +0000" stop="20260416201114 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Dream Cabin - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After years of scrimping and saving, Dave is finally able to afford their own vacation cabin. Alvin hears that Robby Leach, the host of the show “Lifestyles of the Truly Fabulous” lives nearby. Alvin tries to get Leach to interview him, and at the same time he makes a few quick changes to Dave's cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416201114 +0000" stop="20260416203313 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin nearly runs over an elderly woman in the mall with his skateboard. When Alvin finds out that she is wealthy, he sends out invitations for a senior citizens' party in order to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416203313 +0000" stop="20260416205511 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Seville Manor - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While in England, the Chipmunks check out Seville Manor to investigate if they have any relation to the man who owned it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416205511 +0000" stop="20260416211709 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Alvin - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The family becomes fed up with Alvin, who always gives out advice whether it is wanted or not. So Simon and Theodore get Alvin to become the new host on the talk show “Mr. Advice” so he will not have time to badger them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416211709 +0000" stop="20260416213908 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore Lucks Out - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Theodore is feeling unlucky in track and field. He finds a bent out of shape dime and his luck changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213908 +0000" stop="20260416220106 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Dreams - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a registered letter from the Publishing Warehouse stating he is a winner. He either can take $500 or the mystery prize (which might end up to be a million dollars or nothing more than a free lunch), but has to call by 6:00 p.m. to decide. So Simon uses his experimental time machine to get a glimpse into two futures for them all, dependent on whether Alvin accepts the mystery prize or the $500 cash prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416220106 +0000" stop="20260416222304 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island Fever - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes get to perform on a high class cruise ship, the Island Lady, but instead they end up ship wrecked on an island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416222304 +0000" stop="20260416224503 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just One of the Girls - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller &amp; the Chipettes are vacationing in Hollywood, as well as Miss Miller reuniting with her girl singing group, The Thrillers.
In the lobby of the hotel, they learn that some producers are looking for new acts on their new show, "Girls of Rock &amp; Roll".
Sneaking behind each others backs, the Chipettes along with Miss Miller &amp; The Thrillers try to get an audition set @ the hotel restaurant.  The producers chose both of them (without the other knowing).
When each group arrives @ the studio, they perform "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy".  But just as they confessed to each other that they were auditioning, the producers find a punk girl band touring the studio &amp; hired them over both acts!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416224503 +0000" stop="20260416230701 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Down to Dixie - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes get an opportunity to star on the River Ritz Hotel in New Orleans, Louisiana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416230701 +0000" stop="20260416233029 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Getting Married - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dave meets a woman he really feels a strong connection with. At first the boys disagree, but finds she can get along with all of them. The only thing preventing this relationship to work is her own three boys clashing with the Chipmunks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416233029 +0000" stop="20260416235341 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin’s Summer Job - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin is desperate to try and buy a Trans-Go-Go Bot, but Dave and his brothers will not lend him the money to get it. He decides to do the grown-up thing and get a job at the zoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416235341 +0000" stop="20260417001617 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After playing a video game, the TV blows up. Dave decides to distract the Chipmunks with the book Treasure Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417001617 +0000" stop="20260417003632 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and Theodore find a huge attraction to one of Miss Miller's toys. Instead of asking her if they could keep it, they steal it from her attic. Dave tells them the beginning of a story, but chooses to let the boys come up with the conclusion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417003632 +0000" stop="20260417005803 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vinny's Visit - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Vinny, the Chipmunks' mother, comes for a visit, but has difficulties adapting to the modern way of life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417005803 +0000" stop="20260417010809 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Adventure - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Dave's Uncle Willy comes for visit. Although he gets along well with the Chipmunks and shares many of their interests, Dave is worried that his uncle is a senior citizen. It is up to the Chipmunks to show Dave that gray hair does not necessarily change a man's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417010809 +0000" stop="20260417012119 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck O' the Chipmunks - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Micky, a new Irish boy at school, claims that he has his very own leprechaun. The Chipmunks are keen to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417012119 +0000" stop="20260417014356 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Siesta Grande - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go on a treasure hunt and meet the ancient Chipmunk tribe called the Twee-Twee Tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417014356 +0000" stop="20260417015515 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore and Juliet - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops a crush on a girl in his class named Juliet. Wanting some expert advice, Theodore asks Alvin for his help. Unwillingly, Alvin says a romantic line that Juliet overhears and she ends up developing a crush on Alvin instead of Theodore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417015515 +0000" stop="20260417020711 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarterback in Curlers - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries out for Alvin's football team. To get even, Alvin joins her cheerleading squad. Will they set aside their differences and help each other succeed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417020711 +0000" stop="20260417022948 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunkmania - S06E07</title>
    <desc>This episode takes a look back at the history of the Chipmunks' career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417022948 +0000" stop="20260417025225 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grounded Chipmunk - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin is forced to clean up the house after throwing a wild party while Dave is away and is not allowed to go with his brothers to Fantasy Park. During which, he combats his fear of loneliness, and experiences bizarre incidents including an alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417025225 +0000" stop="20260417031502 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvie’s Angels - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes are Alvie’s Angels, a crime fighting team to hunt down the most popular jewel thief named Chazz Fleming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417031502 +0000" stop="20260417033738 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cadet's Regrets - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin enrolls himself and his brothers in cadet camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033738 +0000" stop="20260417040015 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin sees a psychologist to go over his issues with his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417040015 +0000" stop="20260417041128 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wall - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go to Berlin to play in the "Wall of Iron" concert by the Berlin Wall. There they meet and befriend a young girl named Caterina whom has a brother named Eric that lives on the other side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417041128 +0000" stop="20260417042157 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Chipmunks - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A crook uses the Chipmunks tour as camouflage for his own evil deeds: While people is out watching the Chipmunks concerts, his trained chimpanzees raid the empty houses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417042157 +0000" stop="20260417043400 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore's Life as a Dog - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Alvin plays one prank on Theodore and gets him to eat a dog biscuit. To get even, Theodore, with Simon's help, plays a trick on Alvin and makes him think that his younger brother is actually turning into a were-dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417043400 +0000" stop="20260417044514 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the High School Ballroom - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller is invited to go to her High School reunion. But without her boyfriend to go with, the Chipettes try to get one of the Chipmunks to dress up to be Miss Miller's date.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Obsession - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Alvin is upset that there is a new boy that just happens to be better at everything. To prove that Alvin has what it takes to beat this kid, he challenges him to anything he can think of.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Not So Super Hero - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets an opportunity to meet his hero from his favorite TV show.</desc>
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    <title>Dave's Wonderful Life - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Dave is feeling depressed and is thinking that the Chipmunks would do better if he had never been apart of his life. Will the spirits of the Chipmunks convince him that he is indeed been an impact on Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s lives?</desc>
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    <title>Merry Christmas, Mr. Carroll - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Alvin, as usual, is thinking of himself when it comes around to being Christmas. He is so focused on receiving presents that he fails to think of poor Mr. Carroll, who just wants his morning paper. Will the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future help Alvin learn the error of his ways?</desc>
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    <title>Back to Our Future - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A play-off of Back To The Future. The Chipmunks travel back in time where Alvin doesn't know if he wants to be a musician anymore. Simon and Theodre have some convincing to do.</desc>
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    <title>Bigger! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin wishes he is bigger so he wouldn’t be treated as a child all the time. His wish does come true over night and now he has to learn to live life as an adult.</desc>
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    <title>Kong! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin creates a lot of attention for the legendary King Kong so that he could benifit by shooting a movie. Kiki, Alvins new friend, has a differnent idea of how Kong should be treated.</desc>
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    <title>Batmunk - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Simon transforms into the legandary Batmunk. This is a play off of Batman. Batmunk must stop an evil plan that involves a large toy heist.</desc>
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    <title>Daytona Jones and the Pearl of Wisdom - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are show as if they were in an Indiana Jones film. This episode is filled with adventure, humor, and courage.</desc>
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    <title>Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Responding to a distress call, the USS Booby Prize encounters a dangerous alien race that wishes everything in the entire galaxy exactly the same. Captain James T. Dirk (Alvin), Mr. Speck (Simon), Dr. Moamz McRoy (Theodore), Lt. Uhaha (Jeanette) and Ms. Supra (Eleanor).</desc>
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    <title>The Gift - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It is Dave's birthday and Simon and Theodore have made gifts of Dave, meanwhile, Alvin did not.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415081704 +0000" stop="20260415082818 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theo Knows Best - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Theodore finds a winning lottery ticket, everyone has their own ideas on how the money should be spent.</desc>
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    <title>Simsky - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Simon's experiment of how plants respond to positive or negative feedback creates a monster, and it's growing. Brittany's fear of bees turns into admiration when she's shrunk down to their size and experiences life as a bee.</desc>
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    <title>Lucky Day - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Dave discovers he's not too good at roughing it outdoors when he goes on a day hike with the Chipettes; when Alvin pranks Simon with a trick website making it look like Alvin is smarter, the Chipettes prank Alvin back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415085046 +0000" stop="20260415090200 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curiosity - S03E17</title>
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    <title>House Pest - S03E18</title>
    <desc>When Dave tells Simon to get rid of some stuff, a few of his more dangerous experiments end up in the wrong hands; Dave and the boys rent a cabin in the woods for a little rest and relaxation, only to find out it may be haunted.</desc>
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    <title>The Fugitives - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When the boys accidentally break Dave's new flat-screen TV, they decide to become fugitives on the lam.</desc>
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    <title>Sherlock Chipmunk - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Jeanette and Eleanor act as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson when Theodore's teddy bear mysteriously disappears.</desc>
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    <title>Independence Day - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Tired of taking orders from Dave, the boys move out and decide to build a tree house in the backyard.</desc>
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    <title>Opposites Attract - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon become magnetized and inseparable after an invention of Simon's accidentally gets knocked over.</desc>
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    <title>Temporary Mom - S03E23</title>
    <desc>When the boys get stuck with Miss Miller as a baby sitter, they each take a crack at finding a replacement.</desc>
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    <title>Tee Fore Two - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Alvin volunteers to caddy a charity golf tournament and surprisingly gets paired up with Miss Smith.</desc>
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    <title>Dave Rebooted - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dave gets temporary amnesia so the boys trick him into letting them skip school and go on a ski trip instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415103153 +0000" stop="20260415104307 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Germs - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Theodore becomes obsessed with cleanliness after a school speaker talks about the danger of germs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415104307 +0000" stop="20260415105421 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theo's Big Night Out - S03E27</title>
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  <programme start="20260415105421 +0000" stop="20260415110535 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bodyguard - S03E28</title>
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  <programme start="20260415110535 +0000" stop="20260415111649 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rose by Any Other Name - S03E29</title>
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    <title>Queen Bee - S03E30</title>
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  <programme start="20260415112803 +0000" stop="20260415113917 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talking Teddy's Revenge - S03E31</title>
    <desc>Alvin thinks Theodore's teddy bear can tell the future, and goes all out to make Talking Teddy his friend.</desc>
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    <title>Snail-A-Palooza - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Alvin lies to Theodore about a fake holiday to get out of chores, so Dave forces Alvin to make the holiday real.</desc>
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    <title>Girls Night Out - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Dave discovers he's not too good at roughing it outdoors when he goes on a day hike with the Chipettes.</desc>
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    <title>Tables Turned - S03E34</title>
    <desc>When Alvin pranks Simon with a trick website, the chipettes prank Alvin back.</desc>
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    <title>Pack Animal - S03E35</title>
    <desc>When Dave has Simon clean out some of his experiments, they end up in the wrong hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415122413 +0000" stop="20260415123527 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted Getaway - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Dave takes the boys to a cabin in the woods for the weekend, but has made it perfectly clear to Alvin that he cannot mention anything about the cabin being haunted, citing a previous incident where Alvin's teasing gave Theodore a complex.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415123527 +0000" stop="20260415124641 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Alone - S03E37</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Brittany get locked in school together and fear there may be a ghost haunting the school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415124641 +0000" stop="20260415125755 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came From Outer Space - S03E38</title>
    <desc>Alvin passes off a rock he found on the ground as a meteor for a science project and gets some unwanted attention</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415125755 +0000" stop="20260415130909 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza Dash - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Simon creates a drone that can not only deliver pizzas, but has the ability to learn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415130909 +0000" stop="20260415132023 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glory Days - S03E40</title>
    <desc>Alvin worries that the munks are responsible for making Dave boring when they find out he used to be a rock star.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415132023 +0000" stop="20260415133137 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Switcharoo - S03E41</title>
    <desc>Theodore's teddy bear is bear-napped, forcing the boys to work with Officer Dangus to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415133137 +0000" stop="20260415134251 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Paperboy - S03E42</title>
    <desc>Alvin starts stealing the morning paper to sell at school, but Dave blames the paperboy and refuses to pay up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415134251 +0000" stop="20260415135405 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Across the Universe - S03E43</title>
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  <programme start="20260415135405 +0000" stop="20260415140519 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brit's Picks - S03E44</title>
    <desc>Brittany's furious when she thinks Alvin has been writing on her blog and vows to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415140519 +0000" stop="20260415141634 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil Wears Rodentia - S03E45</title>
    <desc>Brittany's dream of being a fashion designer turns into a nightmare when she gets a job and her ideas are stolen.</desc>
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    <title>Career Day - S03E46</title>
    <desc>Alvin suspects Dave of being a local bank robber when Dave starts acting suspiciously and giving the boys gifts.</desc>
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    <title>Lost in Space...Camp - S03E47</title>
    <desc>Theodore must prove that he has got "the right stuff" when the Chipmunks and Chipettes head off to space camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415143902 +0000" stop="20260415145016 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Hot Chocolate - S03E48</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes into a deep funk after he burns his tongue on some super-hot chocolate and loses his sense of taste.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Chipmunk Detective - S03E49</title>
    <desc>When Miss Miller gets robbed, Eleanor and Theodore promise to find the culprit and bring them to justice.</desc>
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    <title>Guitar Hero - S03E50</title>
    <desc>Alvin begrudgingly agrees to teach Miss Smith guitar, but she won't reveal why she so desperately needs to learn.</desc>
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    <title>The C Team - S03E51</title>
    <desc>Coach Dobkins challenges Miss Smith and her team with broken arms during a baseball game.</desc>
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    <title>Father Daughter Dance - S03E52</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes each want Dave to be their date to the Father-Daughter Dance. But how can he choose just one?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415153512 +0000" stop="20260415154647 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Toy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A favorite toy of Theodore's is lost on a rafting trip but then mysteriously shows up at the house, and it's alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415154647 +0000" stop="20260415155806 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bloodline - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When the boys send Dave's DNA sample to a testing lab the results show he's related to Jack The Ripper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415155806 +0000" stop="20260415160941 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore's Calling - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Croner attempts to help Theodore discover his true calling in life</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160941 +0000" stop="20260415162100 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clumsy Jeanette - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jeanette is suddenly the clumsiest person on the planet. Is there something wrong with her - or her new glasses?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415162100 +0000" stop="20260415163235 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Babysitting - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Theodore gets roped into doing Alvin's babysitting sitting job with a spoiled four year old.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415163235 +0000" stop="20260415164354 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Assistant - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin agrees to be Alvin's assistant to get closer to the music industry, but ends up running errands instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415164354 +0000" stop="20260415165529 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mysterions - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Theodore discovers Alvin and Simon have a secret club, he promises not to tell anyone if they let him join.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415165529 +0000" stop="20260415170648 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crow Ate My Homework - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Dave promises to take Alvin to a water park if he gets a good grade on his test, but then a crow steals it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415170648 +0000" stop="20260415171823 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Says - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Alvin accuses Simon of being too safe, Simon agrees to do whatever crazy thing Alvin wants him to do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415171823 +0000" stop="20260415172942 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing Like a Canary - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A cute singing bird replaces Alvin in the band after Alvin makes too many demands as a performer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415172942 +0000" stop="20260415174117 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirates Life - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When pirates show up at the house, the boys do all they can to protect a treasure chest that arrived for Dave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415174117 +0000" stop="20260415175236 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World Record - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes compete to set a world record in hopes of winning a new virtual reality game.</desc>
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    <title>Tour Bus - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Alvin talks Dave into buying a used tour bus, Dave has no idea of the problems ahead.</desc>
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    <title>Game Show - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Alvin signs the Chipmunks up for a game show that forces losing contestants to perform dangerous stunts.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin Management - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Alvin accuses Dave of yelling at him too much, A therapist moves in to help Dave control his anger.</desc>
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    <title>Time Capsule - S04E16</title>
    <desc>When the school digs up an old high school time capsule, Miss Smith and Dave work together to keep an old secret.</desc>
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    <title>Munk vs Machine - S04E17</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes compete in a dodgeball tournament, but no one expects Theo to be their secret weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415184959 +0000" stop="20260415190119 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shack Magic - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks find a shack that magically fills with toys and games, but something more sinister may be afoot.</desc>
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    <title>Big Bro Theodore - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After a misunderstanding, Theodore thinks he's the oldest brother and tries to be a role model for Alvin and Simon.</desc>
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    <title>Granny Awards - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Dave thinks he's been nominated for a Grammy. But it's really an award for musicians at the end of their career.</desc>
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    <title>No Putts No Glory - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin makes Theodore think he's a mini-golf pro, but it turns against him when Theo enters a tournament.</desc>
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    <title>The Exchange Student - S04E23</title>
    <desc>A visiting reporter tells the Chipmunks a horror story that makes them believe that Dave is in danger.</desc>
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    <title>Sick Day - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Kevin fake sick to get out of school so they can go to the Dagarack convention.</desc>
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    <title>Crystal Ball Birthday - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Annie and Amber organize a surprise birthday party for Brittany, but find themselves competing against Eleanor and Jeanette.</desc>
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    <title>Artsy Smartsy - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Theodore helps Simon get past his perfectionism in order to complete an assignment for art class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415202136 +0000" stop="20260415203255 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Simon has a crush on the babysitter and secretly prepares a romantic dinner while Theodore keeps Alvin distracted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415203255 +0000" stop="20260415204430 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Shoe - S04E27</title>
    <desc>To land the lead role in a play, Alvin wagers Brittany that he can remain in character as a shoe cobbler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415204430 +0000" stop="20260415205549 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Pain - S04E28</title>
    <desc>When Brittany becomes convinced she's a long lost princess she carries her new royal status a little too far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415205549 +0000" stop="20260415210724 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Between a Rope and a Hard Place - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Coach Dobkins kicks Cheesy and Theodore off the track team for being slow, but Theodore is determined to compete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415210724 +0000" stop="20260415211843 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World Day - S04E30</title>
    <desc>To celebrate “World Day” and win a trip, the Chipmunks each get a country to represent for a school presentation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415211843 +0000" stop="20260415213018 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Allergic Reaction - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops an allergy to an unknown ingredient.</desc>
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    <title>Lice-enced to Teach - S04E32</title>
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    <title>Scarecrow-ner - S05E46</title>
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    <title>Principal Interest - S01E02</title>
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    <title>A is for Alien - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Jeanette Enchanted - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sister Act - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Lil'T - S01E06</title>
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    <title>What a Gem - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Family Spirit - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The App - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Don Juan Theodoro - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Albrittina - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Simon for President - S01E12</title>
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    <title>To Serve and Protect - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Kickin' It Old School - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Clowning Around - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Bully for You - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When an accident forces Simon to wear his embarrassing old glasses, he becomes the target of the school bully. Unwilling to remain a victim, Simon builds a homemade robot bodyguard that helps Simon stand up to the bullies.</desc>
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    <title>My Sister The Weirdo - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Good Luck Mr. Whiskers - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Theodore is convinced that Miss Croner's missing cat is the cause of a terrible curse. And the only way to break the curse is to find Mister Whiskers.</desc>
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    <title>Mystic Mountain - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Safety Third - S01E27</title>
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    <title>A Room of One's Own - S01E33</title>
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    <title>Kiss Conspiracy - S01E39</title>
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    <title>Theozilla - S01E41</title>
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    <title>Mutiny - S01E43</title>
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    <title>Let Them Eat Crumbs - S01E45</title>
    <desc>It's the big Bake-Off, and Eleanor has prepared her signature cake and left it out to cool. But Brittany and Alvin come home, and eat the cake without knowing its importance! Can they re-make the cake in time? Or will Eleanor’s dreams be reduced to crumbs?</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Secret Powers - S01E47</title>
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    <title>I Will Survive - S01E49</title>
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    <title>Art for Art's Sake - S01E51</title>
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    <title>Dog Days - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Members Only - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Brittany The Body Snatcher - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Ride Along - S02E14</title>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Tolls - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Un-send! - S02E23</title>
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    <title>The Orb - S02E24</title>
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    <title>The Music Box - S02E25</title>
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    <title>Special Delivery - S02E26</title>
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    <title>Missing Miss Smith - S02E27</title>
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    <title>Held Back - S02E30</title>
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    <title>We're The Chipmunks - S02E33</title>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260417020100 +0000" stop="20260417022223 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417022223 +0000" stop="20260417024547 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417024547 +0000" stop="20260417030718 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417030718 +0000" stop="20260417033134 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417033134 +0000" stop="20260417035905 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417035905 +0000" stop="20260417042753 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A film buff loves living among the dead. A fiction writer's house is a real-life wonderland. A car enthusiast moves into his auto shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260417042753 +0000" stop="20260417045540 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man turns his house into a circus. A creative couple builds the world's largest shipping container home. A sci-fi lover opens a museum in his cellar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417045540 +0000" stop="20260417052300 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A daring couple dreams up an apartment with a '70s vibe. A home builder crafts a cat Camelot. Father-son hockey lovers create a "fan cave."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417052300 +0000" stop="20260417054901 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417054901 +0000" stop="20260417061447 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A Hollywood home is a human-sized doll house. Two painters cover their walls with colorful murals. An origami-inspired apartment has movable walls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417061447 +0000" stop="20260417064116 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An architect crafts an aircraft hangar over his house. An artist's apartment is bursting with color. A father and son build their own roller coaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417064116 +0000" stop="20260417070856 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A director rooms with notorious dictators. A bank becomes a home with a central-vault bar. A husband and wife turn a historic church into a museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417070856 +0000" stop="20260417073019 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A hotel critic adds glass walls to a crumbling farmhouse. An architect keeps luxury cars inside his home. A couple resurrects a spooky mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417073019 +0000" stop="20260417075344 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417075344 +0000" stop="20260417081514 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415075616 +0000" stop="20260415090040 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Who Wander Are Not Lost - S36E04</title>
    <desc>Teams paraglide their way to the start of this leg in Medellín, Colombia where they must choose between detours “getting in sync” or “decoding a rebus puzzle.”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415090040 +0000" stop="20260415100253 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Stress for Later - S36E05</title>
    <desc>To begin this leg of the Race in Santiago, Chile, teams self-drive in search of Marilyn Monroe’s iconic Thunderbird car to receive their next clue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415100253 +0000" stop="20260415110742 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Alliance Strikes Again - S36E06</title>
    <desc>Teams compete in double the roadblocks and double the detours on a megaleg in Argentina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415110742 +0000" stop="20260415121029 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk and Chew Gum Baby - S36E07</title>
    <desc>Teams must put on their best performance in Montevideo, Uruguay, when they choose between banging out a drum routine with street performers or singing a Spanish tune with professional troubadours at the detour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415121029 +0000" stop="20260415131314 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's What Being Strong Will Do - S36E08</title>
    <desc>For the first time, teams travel to Barbados where they visit the childhood home of superstar Rihanna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415131314 +0000" stop="20260415141534 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Precious Cacao - S36E09</title>
    <desc>For the first time, the Race travels to the Dominican Republic, where the final five teams must complete two road blocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415141534 +0000" stop="20260415152039 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Longest Minute of Your Life - S36E10</title>
    <desc>In the penultimate leg, the final 4 teams compete for the chance to make the final 3, with one racer receiving the surprise of a lifetime after their elimination. Then, in the final leg, the remaining 3 teams get schooled in American history, and after 8 countries, 14 cities, and 11,711 miles, one team is crowned the winners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415152039 +0000" stop="20260415162517 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double the Stakes, Double the Eliminations - S37E01</title>
    <desc>At the first destination, Hong Kong, teams encounter their first surprise twist of the season when they confront the inaugural Fork in the Road, forcing them to choose which direction and route they want to take to the Pit Stop, creating two parallel races where two teams will be eliminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415162517 +0000" stop="20260415172925 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Strong Warrior Energy - S37E02</title>
    <desc>Teams depart for Osaka, Japan, where they encounter an Intersection at the Roadblock, forcing one partner to team up with a member of another team and complete a challenge performing the taiko drums.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415172925 +0000" stop="20260415183332 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chaotic, Crazy, That's What We're Used To - S37E03</title>
    <desc>The stakes are high at the Roadblock! Racers must play the ancient Japanese game of kemari and the first team with both members to successfully complete the game will win the express pass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415183332 +0000" stop="20260415193829 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Addresses in the Jungle - S37E04</title>
    <desc>Racers travel to Bali, Indonesia, where the first team to arrive at the “driver’s seat” board must make a difficult decision that impacts the outcome of the Roadblock and the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415193829 +0000" stop="20260415204258 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Personal, It's Business - S37E05</title>
    <desc>Host Phil Keoghan shocks the teams when he announces a surprise double U-Turn where teams must cast their vote live, and the two teams with the most votes are required to complete both detours.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415204258 +0000" stop="20260415214640 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Smells Like the Desert - S37E06</title>
    <desc>Racers skydive over the city of Dubai, and one team will win the classic game piece the Fast Forward, allowing them to skip all remaining tasks and head straight to the Pit Stop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415214640 +0000" stop="20260415225121 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be One With the Hay - S37E07</title>
    <desc>For the first time ever, teams travel to Bulgaria where they face a surprise double U-Turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415225121 +0000" stop="20260415235458 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Letting Race Brain Win - S37E08</title>
    <desc>Teams continue traveling through Bulgaria where the Express Pass is up for grabs, and one team makes a critical mistake that could jeopardize their race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260415235458 +0000" stop="20260416005853 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pizza de Résistance - S37E09</title>
    <desc>Teams travel to Naples, Italy, where they must perfect their pizza-making skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416005853 +0000" stop="20260416020327 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up the River Without a Joust - S37E10</title>
    <desc>Racers travel to Strasbourg, France, where they go head-to-head in a water jousting match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416020327 +0000" stop="20260416030735 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Knight in Shining Armor - S37E11</title>
    <desc>In the penultimate leg of the Race, the remaining four teams travel through Portugal, where they look to earn their place in the final.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416030735 +0000" stop="20260416041159 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're in Miami, Baby! - S37E12</title>
    <desc>Teams race to Miami where, after nine countries, 18 cities, and more than 29,000 miles, one team is crowned the winners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416041159 +0000" stop="20260416051623 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Worlds Colliding - S38E01</title>
    <desc>The 13 Big Brother based teams kick off the season in Amsterdam, where they face classic game pieces and unexpected twists right off the bat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416051623 +0000" stop="20260416062107 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom's Gonna Have the Willies - S38E02</title>
    <desc>Teams depart for Prague, Czech Republic, where they encounter a Roadblock requiring them to walk across a narrow plank hundreds of feet above ground at the city’s tallest landmark, the Žižkov Television Tower, to retrieve their next clue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416062107 +0000" stop="20260416072556 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry and Rally - S38E03</title>
    <desc>Racers travel to Kutná Hora, Czech Republic, where a new alliance takes control of the “Driver’s Seat” when the first team to arrive at the Roadblock must assign how many bottles of beer each team has to fill, and a self-drive causes stress and anxiety for teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416072556 +0000" stop="20260416083046 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Would Houdini Do? - S38E04</title>
    <desc>Racers travel to illusionist Harry Houdini’s birthplace, Budapest, Hungary, where a puzzling Fast Forward puts one team to the test, while a horse drawn carriage has teams racing against the clock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416083046 +0000" stop="20260416093541 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wanna Be a Little Angry Right Now - S38E05</title>
    <desc>Teams travel to Croatia, where a double U-Turn shakes up the Race, and a frustrating Roadblock brings some teams to tears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416093541 +0000" stop="20260416104038 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The System Hacked Me - S38E06</title>
    <desc>The race intensifies in Croatia where one team reconsiders their alliance and another team’s Roadblock strategy falls apart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416104038 +0000" stop="20260416114438 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Feels Like Falling the Whole Time - S38E07</title>
    <desc>Teams skydive through the clouds of Romania and one team is forced to play catch up after struggling during a sheep herding challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416114438 +0000" stop="20260416124920 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Egg, Where Art Thou - S38E08</title>
    <desc>In Bucharest, two teams strategically use their Express Pass, eager to gain an advantage, while navigational frustration reaches a boiling point for another team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416124920 +0000" stop="20260416135402 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Not a Big Fan of Olives - S38E09</title>
    <desc>After a surprising live double U-Turn, Phil sends the teams off to race through Athens, Greece.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416135402 +0000" stop="20260416145900 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Hard Not to Feel Hopeless - S38E10</title>
    <desc>Racers visit Milan, Italy, where one team faces a major setback when they’re forced to travel an hour behind the pack, while heat exhaustion threatens to end the race for another team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416145900 +0000" stop="20260416160317 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Can't Can't - S38E11</title>
    <desc>The final four teams race through Moulin Rouge, the Eiffel Tower and other iconic Paris locations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416160317 +0000" stop="20260416170556 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Million Cookies - S38E12</title>
    <desc>The final three teams race through New York City where they rappel down the Empire State Building and one host Phil Keoghan crowns one team the winners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416170556 +0000" stop="20260416175017 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Race Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The teams begin in New York. They need to travel to Johannesburg, South Africa. Cooperation problems surface early on with a few of the couples. The teams have to decide which airport to take to the destination. Once they arrive in South Africa, they must take yet another flight. Before ultimately get to Songwe Village, they must find beautiful Victoria Falls. From there, they must get to Knife's Edge, a cliff. There, they must bungee jump and glide across a rope, eventually getting to the other side. The Pit Stop is located in Songwe Village. Rob and Brennan obtain the Fast Forward near Victoria Falls, allowing them to avoid all other tasks and go straight to the Pit Stop. Matt and Ana are the last to arrive and are eliminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416175017 +0000" stop="20260416183410 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The teams start out in Songwe Village, Zambia. When the times depart from the pit stop they must find the Songwe Museum in the village without any signs to indicate where it is located.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416183410 +0000" stop="20260416191816 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home for Some - S01E03</title>
    <desc>At the Arc de Triomphe, at departure times the teams are told to find La Grande Rue, a ferris wheel located somewhere in the city. They will have to get the route marker when the ferris wheel opens. When they get there, they are to do a detour. An "Easy Walk" where they must find Foucault's pendulum. There are two nearby, but you must chose the right one .Unfortunately for Pat and Brenda, they do chose the wrong one which puts them far behind the others. The second is "Tough Climb" in which the teams must climb to the top of Notre Dame and ring Quasimodo's bell. Kevin and Drew decide to go for the Fast Forward, where they have to retrieve it from a local coffee shop. Then they must head directly to the pit stop which is located in Chateau Les Baux. In the Roadblock, one of the team members must travel through the Paris sewers. Pat and Brenda are the last to arrive and are eliminated, going from 1st in Leg #2 to last in Leg #3.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416191816 +0000" stop="20260416200236 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colossal Showdown - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The teams start off at the Chateau Les Baux in Paris, France. The first task is to find a man in a red hat, standing under a miniature Arc de Triomphe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416200236 +0000" stop="20260416204658 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desert Storm - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams start off in El Jem Coliseum, the pit stop for the fourth leg. Upon departure they are given a route marking which tells them they must find a monument known as the Tataouine which is 300 miles away. Although Paul and Amie arrived fifth in the last leg, production problems cause them to move ahead one place in front of Frank and Margarita. When the teams arrive at the Tataouine, they are given a Detour. They must chose between an easy and a difficult game. The easy game is at a hard to find location and the hard game is at an easy to find location. The games are called "Puzzle" and "Listening" .All the teams chose Listening in which they must find the clue using a walkie talkie and find where the other one is. There they will find the clue. The clue says that must find a "yellow and white flag" in the middle of the Sahara Desert and that there are rocks to guide them there. Some teams are a little bit confused as to how the rocks guide them there. But eventual</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416204658 +0000" stop="20260416213114 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever it Takes to Win - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The teams start out in the Sahara desert. Kevin and Drew are the first to depart. The clue reads that they must get to the Palace Hotel in Tunis,300 miles away. Joe and Bill are the first to arrive at the clue. They must get to a spot outside the famous Coliseum in Rome. The teams head to the Tunisian airport. Tensions are high at the airport. At one point, Drew ask Team Guido if they want to have one of their legs broke. Joe and Bill laugh at this and don't see it as a threat. Drew then tells the team he was joking. Joe and Bill are the first of the teams to get tickets on the plane and are the last tickets on that flight. When the other teams arrive at the airport, the Guido's (all ready to go) decide to spy on the other teams and at one point, decide to eavesdrop. Teams are getting extremely frustrated when they learn of the air strike in Rome. They are having serious trouble getting tickets. With "charm," Kevin and Drew get tickets for themselves and two other teams (Nancy/Emily an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416213114 +0000" stop="20260416221532 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triumph and Loss - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tensions are high and it seems that Team Guido is separated from the rest of the group, socially. Teams are still distraught about what happened in the previous leg. The teams are in Rome. Frank and Margarita are the first to leave the pit stop. The first clue is a Detour. The teams must chose between "Glide" and "Ride." In "Glide" the teams must take a glider to the next location and in "Ride," the teams must take a set of bikes to the next location, which is Ferrara. However, the teams must note there is only one glider so they may have to wait for another team to finish the task before they can start. It's first come, first served. Frank and Margarita decide to go for the fast forward which is hidden in a moat at a castle. Rob and Brennan decide to do the glider and are the first to arrive there. Joe and Bill decide to do the biking, where they must find the bike shop. Frank and Margarita obtain the Fast Forward and start heading straight to the pit stop; New Dehli, India. Nancy/Emi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416221532 +0000" stop="20260416225948 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Competition to the Fullest - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The teams start off at the Taj Mahal and must find the next route marker, located somewhere on the grounds of the palace. Frank and Margarita are the first to leave because of their fast forward pass from the last leg. Bill and Joe are the next to depart from the pit stop. Frank and Margarita are the first to find the route marker and now must find a yellow and white flag at Palace of the Winds in Jaipur. They must either take a taxi or a bus. Rob and Brennan are the first to arrive at the Palace. The clue is a Detour, in both they have to find a Holy Man by either riding an elephant up a hill or going by boat. Once they retrieve the clue from the Holy Man, they must head to Karni Mata Temple in Deshnoke and from there to Bikaner, a place where rats are considered sacred. Teams well have to get to the Temple of Rats  in Bikaner where in a road block, one team member must walk though the temple of rats to retrieve the next clue. Margarita, Brennan, Kevin and Emily perform this task. Fro</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416225948 +0000" stop="20260416234404 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unexpected Twist - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Five teams remain (Kevin/Drew, Frank/Margarita, Rob/Brennan, Joe/Bill and Nancy/Emily) and they must get to the Temple of Dawn in Bangkok from the pit stop. Kevin and Drew are the first to leave. Only two teams are still eligible to use the Fast Forward; Nancy/Emily and Joe/Bill. All the others teams have already used it. Nancy says that she and Emily either get the Fast Forward or they're out of the game. Both teams decide to go for it although Nancy and Emily seem a little hesitant. The teams must get from Dehli to Bangkok either by using train or a bus. When the Temple of Dawn opens in the morning after arriving the previous night (except for Kevin/Drew),they are given a Detour. The teams must get to a monastery in Kanchanaburi by either using a public bus or a private car. The only thing they are given to find the car is a license plate number. The Fast Forward is at the Reclining Buddha. The two teams going for it must perform an old tradition in which they must drop the exact amo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416234404 +0000" stop="20260417002822 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the Physical and Mental Limit - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The teams begin this leg at the Tiger Cave Temple in Krabi. Only four teams remain: Joe and Bill, Kevin and Drew, Frank and Margarita and Rob and Brennan. The first clue directs the teams to Raile Beach in which they must find "the king". Rob and Brennan are the first to depart the pit stop. They must take a cab and a boat to get to the next destination. Operating hours end at 5:30 PM and Joe and Bill are set to depart at 6:30 PM so they cannot do anything that night. The teams discover that "the king" is a large rock formation and that they must go rock climbing or they can take an extremely long hike, as part of a Detour. All of the teams chose to go rock climbing. Rob injures his finger during the climb. After rock climbing the teams must find there way to Sea, Land &amp; Trek in Bor Tor, Ao Luk, which is a boat rental company. The route info notes that the place closes at 5:00 PM. Rob and Brennan arrive in first place and Joe and Bill arrive in last plce but are not eliminated because</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260417002822 +0000" stop="20260417011243 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight to the Last Minute - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The teams traveled from Thailand to Bangkok to Beijing. They performed a series of tasks. Frank and Margarita and Rob and Brennan had to play ping-pong against a local in a Detour. The teams had to buy beetle larvae, chicken feet and squid on the local market, then take it to a cook and in the Roadblock. One of the team members then had to eat it. Relationship problems surfaced for Frank and Margarita as Frank called her a "moron." Margarita, Kevin, Joe and Brennan ate the food. Throughout the leg, Kevin/Drew and Joe/Bill were side by side. Nearing the pit stop, Kevin and Drew panicked when they couldn't find the South Gate and arrived last. Joe and Bill were estatic. Kevin and Drew were the last team to arrive and were eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>Race to the Finish (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The teams began in Beijing, China. Their first task was to head to Tiantan park and retrieve the clue from a kite being flown by a local. From there they headed to the Great Wall for a Detour. They had to chose between walking up steep steps in close range or flat steps farther away. All the teams chose the steep steps. In this task, we began to see some problems with Frank/Margarita's relationship. Margarita later said they had to work as a team, always in order to win the race. At the top of the Great Wall, there is a clue. The teams have to get to a bed and breakfast in Anchorage, Alaska. All the teams got tickets to San Francisco and from there to Seattle and finally to the destination (Anchorage, Alaska.)When in Alaska, they stayed the night at the bed and breakfast. In the morning they had to perform an old Alaskan ritual, called a "Blanket Toss" to find where the next clue was, in which they were "trampolined" by the locals. The next clue involved them getting to a glacier, wher</desc>
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    <title>Race to the Finish (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The three teams, from Alaska have to travel back to the starting point in New York City where Frank and Margarita live. This worries Rob and Brennan. Frank and Margarita think they have it in the bag but at the final pit stop in Flushing Meadows Park where all the eliminated teams are waiting, Rob and Brennan are the first to cross the finish line. Frank and Margarita are the next team to arrive, obviously disappointed because of their loss. Joe and Bill are informed of Rob and Brennan's win back in Alaska and although they are disappointed they are glad that Rob and Brennan had won the race. In post-race interviews, Frank and Margarita claim they have won more than a million dollars in that of the rekindling of their relationship. Rob is happy to have won the race and to have won it with his best friend, Brennan.</desc>
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    <title>The World is Waiting: Go! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The second group of the Amazing Race contestants are off on the first leg of a journey across the world. The first place they must travel to is Rio de Janeiro, Brazil where the teams rappel down the face of a 590 foot mountain and others search for the woman that inspired the song "The Girl from Ipaneema".
Problems arise between two of the teams when Tara &amp; Wil claim to have been at the Hotel (where they were to get reservations) before the rest of the teams arrived. Blake and Wil have it out about this, even to the point of Wil bragging up his travelling skills.
Peggy and Claire, the oldest contestants in the race are sure they will get eliminated but in a mad rush to the finish, they get to the pit stop minutes before mother and daughter pair, Deidre and Hillary, while separated couple Tara and Wil place first. After being eliminated, the team feels the race has definitely improved their relationship and has brought them closer together after Hillary had spent most of her life living</desc>
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    <title>Help Me, I'm American - S02E02</title>
    <desc>All of the ten remaining teams continue the race in South America. In this leg of the race, teams hang-glide, much to the chagrin of Peggy who has had problems with her knee for years, but does it reluctantly anyway.
Shola &amp; Doyin obtain the fast forward by playing volleyball with professionals in which a foot gets twisted. Other problems occur with the twins, when at one point, [one of the twins] gets their foot run over.
Blake and Paige have problems when they lose their wallet and have to go around the bus station, begging for money.
Several problems occur on the bus rides to the next pitstop, as one breaks down and the other gets a flat tire. Chris &amp; Alex, tired of waiting, decide to fix the flat tire themselves and get back on the road.
Again to their surprise, Peggy and Claire stay in the race, this time placing in 8th position. And it's a race by Hope/Norm and Blake/Paige to the finish, which results in the elimination of the married parents from Tennessee. They also feel this h</desc>
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    <title>My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The teams leave Brazil and South America all together to head to South Africa. There some teams dance for money, haul fish and are forced to drink blended sheep's head in the road block. Peach gets emotional when giving sunglasses to kids on the street. Shola and Doyin feel at home, as that's where their father was born. Tara and Wil's alliance with Chris and Alex comes to a halt, as they realize this game is every man for themselves.
Peggy and Claire sleep through their departure time and Blake and Paige, in last place, decide not to wake them up. Problems at the airport, including missing their flight, case Peggy and Claire to fall a day behind and are the third team eliminated from the race.</desc>
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    <title>This Game Is About Minutes - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The teams travel to Namibia where they climb sand dunes and slide down them as a task. Shola and Doyin face problems of driving standard in the desert and eventually get stuck.
Wil and Tara accuse Gary and Dave of speeding and even call them cheaters and Gary tells them that "[They're] going down!". A feud on the horizon?
Oswald and Danny maintain their position in first place as they capture a rather easy fast forward which sends them directly to the pit stop.
Shola and Doyin can not overcome their problems in the desert and end up skipping most of their tasks and just head directly to the pit stop where they are eliminated.
Blake and Paige spark controversy with Mary and Peach as in a race to the finish, the brother and sister team cut across the trees to finish minutes before the two sisters.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to the World of Being Human - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The teams travel from their pit stop at Anani Lodge to Bangkok. They all fight for planes, but the airport ends up being the usual great equalizer. In Bangkok, they take part in a Detour in which they must choose between Confusion Now and Confusion Later. Confusion Now involves finding the correct taxi at a water taxidock, while Confusion Later involves burning a paper car as a spiritual offering. The teams split the choices, some encountering difficulties. One team loses valuable time after going to the wrong shrine. Later, the teams take part in a Roadblock that requires a journey into a deep, dark cave. The fear of this obstacle could cost one team the race.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Gonna Take His Girl - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The teams are continuing from the Pit Stop in Pai Pong Plang and are now making their way back to Bangkok. They then take a long train trip to Chang Mai. The stress seems to be getting to some teams, as they make their way to a Detour. The choices are Boat or Beast. Boat involves paddling a bamboo raft, while Beast is an elephant ride. All teams choose the Boat option. Later, the teams are forced to deal with elephants in a Roadblock that involves elpehant washing. A bitter fight between two teams leads to a spirited race to the Pit Stop, but one team receives some good news.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The teams drive from their Pit Stop in Northern Thailand to Chiang Mai. After receiving a clue, they find themselves facing another long drive, this time to Hong Kong. There they must find the Central Plaza and then the Star Ferry. There, they reach the Detour, which is a choice between Wishing Tree or Herbal Tea. Most teams choose the Herbal Tea option, but one decides to go a separate way by doing the Wishing Tree. Yet another skips it all together, by taking the Fast Forward. The remaining teams then do a Roadblock that involves operating a crane. One team falls hopelessly behind and is eliminated from the race.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>In this special two hour episode of The Amazing Race, the teams make their way all the way from the Hong Kong Harbor to deep in the Australian outback.
In the first leg, the teams travel from Hong Kong Harbor to Repulse Bay. There, they complete several tasks including a Detour that gives a choice of Dragon or Lion and a Roadblock that involves a walking tour using Australian slang. The Roadblock proves very confusing for some teams, but the confusion may not be the tragedy that one team thinks it is.
In the second leg, the teams continue their journey in Australia, heading into the Australian outback. Some teams pursue the Fast Forward to keep themselves in the game. The Detour is a choice of Cool Down or Heat Up and the Roadblock requires skill with a boomerang. One team struggles with the challenge but hangs on, while another falls dangerously behind.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415083902 +0000" stop="20260415101449 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415101449 +0000" stop="20260415110114 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415110114 +0000" stop="20260415123700 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415123700 +0000" stop="20260415132325 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415132325 +0000" stop="20260415145912 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415180748 +0000" stop="20260415194334 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415194334 +0000" stop="20260415202959 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415202959 +0000" stop="20260415220546 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416002757 +0000" stop="20260416011422 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416011422 +0000" stop="20260416025009 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416033634 +0000" stop="20260416051220 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416051220 +0000" stop="20260416055845 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416055845 +0000" stop="20260416073432 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416073432 +0000" stop="20260416082057 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416082057 +0000" stop="20260416095643 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416104308 +0000" stop="20260416121855 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416121855 +0000" stop="20260416130520 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416130520 +0000" stop="20260416144106 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416144106 +0000" stop="20260416152731 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416152731 +0000" stop="20260416170317 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415080037 +0000" stop="20260415082421 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A beauty pageant promoter is forced to allow the cream of the alien crop into his self-proclaimed "Miss Galaxy" contest.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trains of ages past are about to crash into the present world of a young boy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415084905 +0000" stop="20260415094211 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415094211 +0000" stop="20260415103011 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An actor, Harold, who stars in a mummy film finds himself in serious trouble from frightened people when he leaves the set in full costume to reach his pregnant wife who is about to give birth. Unfortunately, matters become even more complicated when a local mummy, Ra Amin Kamin, comes to life and starts trying to kill Harold. In the end, Harold gets to the hospital in time and Ra Amin Kamin finds himself the new star of the movie...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415105453 +0000" stop="20260415114106 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415114106 +0000" stop="20260415120549 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Teenager (Andy) is working on a science project to intercept distant television signals but inadvertently tunes into a series of alien broadcasts...aliens who have mimicked old b&amp;w TV shows such as "I Love Lucy." Andy and his friends tune in on a newscast saying three alien explorers are travelling to Earth on an expedition to meet their inspiration. Andy and his friends find the aliens - who easily stand out - and decide to take them on a tour of Hollywood, but the aliens are disappointed to learn that they can't bring anyone (such as Milton Berle) back with them. Finally, Andy digs up some aging vaudeville entertainers from a retirement home who are glad to go back with the aliens and entertain them.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The emotion Guilt feels overworked. He takes a vacation cruise and falls for the emotion Love.</desc>
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    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
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    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141029 +0000" stop="20260415143511 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>The Sitter - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Two young boys get the best of every sitter in town, until they meet one who uses voodoo to settle them down.</desc>
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    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A GI tries to be a hero during an amphibious assault in Italy during World War II.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
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    <title>Gather Ye Acorns - S01E16</title>
    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
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    <title>Boo! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ghosts in an attic try to get rid of a couple who move into their house.</desc>
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    <title>Dorothy and Ben - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After 40 years in a coma, Ben Dumpfy awakens and discovers that he can communicate with a seven-year-old girl who is in a coma after a bike accident.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A popular horror novelist is terrorized by a strange figure in his bathroom mirror.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A young woman believes that her mother, her fiance, and her psychiatrist are secretly filming her life.</desc>
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    <title>Hell Toupee - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A new toupee causes a man to feel an urge to kill the first lawyer he sees.</desc>
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    <title>The Doll - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A lonely bachelor is fascinated by a doll he bought for his niece.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Books - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An elderly custodian suddenly gains incredible knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa's Ghost - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A man tries to reconcile his grandmother with the death of his grandpa. The ghost of the old man only appears in the presence of his wife.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding Ring - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A wax museum dresser takes a ring from a statue. The ring transforms his overworked wife into a femme fatale.</desc>
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    <title>Miscalculation - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A high school student searching for a date accidently spills chemicals on a magazine and conjures up a dog. He tries desperately to create a beautiful woman, but things go terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Saturday - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A man temporarily exchanges bodies with his grandson so that he can relive his youth on the baseball field. While the man enjoys his new life, the boy discovers his grandfather's old body is dying.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to My Nightmare - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A horror movie buff's obsession with the girl next door lands him in a terrifying scene from Psycho.</desc>
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    <title>You Gotta Believe Me - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Awakened by a dream of a plane crashing outside his home, a man tries to convince people of his premonition.</desc>
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    <title>The Greibble - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A housewife has a very real nightmare. She encounters a large creature that has a taste for inanimate objects.</desc>
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    <title>Life on Death Row - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate is struck by lightning. He is given miraculous healing powers that spark a last-minute attempt to save him from the electric chair.</desc>
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    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A teacher's bizarre discipline causes two students to seek revenge with a spell culled from a rock song played backwards. Unfortunately something goes wrong when they cast the spell. When they attempt another spell to fix the problem they accidently remove the head of their teacher.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Nora and her father Calvin are farmers who are digging a well for water. The two lower a flashlight on a rope down the hole. Suddenly something pulls on the rope. When they pull it up, they see that the flashlight has been replaced with a gold ingot. Calvin goes to town with it while Nora sends down another package to the "hole people" containing ham and a dictionary. When she pulls it back up she receives gold and jewels and a note thanking her, saying the 'ham' was very tasty, and asking for more things. She sends down chicken and gets even more gold. Calvin returns in a tow truck. On a tow cable, he sends down a container filled with flashlights. When he pulls it up, he discovers they have been destroyed. Calvin is upset and decides to go down into the hole. He gets a gun and puts on a gas mask and army suit. He lowers himself down and tells Nora to bring him up after 10 minutes. Nora brings him up but all that comes up is the suit, stuffed with gold and jewelry and coins.</desc>
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    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An old spinster who is tired of losing a pumpkin competition recieves special advice from an agricultural professor.</desc>
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    <title>What If...? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A boy wonders what would happen if his parents did not return from one of their many social events.</desc>
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    <title>The Eternal Mind - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A dying scientist volunteers to be the first person to merge with a computer.</desc>
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    <title>Lane Change - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Traveling a deserted highway, a woman facing divorce sees her past through the windshield after she picks up a stranded woman.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Man Down - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Two police officers try to break up a supermarket robbery, but the younger officer is killed. A new female partner helps the other officer avenge his friends death. He later discovers that his new partner is the ghost of an officer who died 12 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A television writer is given an opportunity to write a sitcom. The source of inspiration for the sitcom comes to the man from his plants.</desc>
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    <title>Family Dog - S02E16</title>
    <desc>In an animated episode, the antics of a family are seen through the point of view of the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
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    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A beauty pageant promoter is forced to allow the cream of the alien crop into his self-proclaimed "Miss Galaxy" contest.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trains of ages past are about to crash into the present world of a young boy.</desc>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
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    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Teenager (Andy) is working on a science project to intercept distant television signals but inadvertently tunes into a series of alien broadcasts...aliens who have mimicked old b&amp;w TV shows such as "I Love Lucy." Andy and his friends tune in on a newscast saying three alien explorers are travelling to Earth on an expedition to meet their inspiration. Andy and his friends find the aliens - who easily stand out - and decide to take them on a tour of Hollywood, but the aliens are disappointed to learn that they can't bring anyone (such as Milton Berle) back with them. Finally, Andy digs up some aging vaudeville entertainers from a retirement home who are glad to go back with the aliens and entertain them.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416083200 +0000" stop="20260416085642 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The emotion Guilt feels overworked. He takes a vacation cruise and falls for the emotion Love.</desc>
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    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416092127 +0000" stop="20260416094611 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416094611 +0000" stop="20260416101053 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>The Sitter - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Two young boys get the best of every sitter in town, until they meet one who uses voodoo to settle them down.</desc>
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    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A GI tries to be a hero during an amphibious assault in Italy during World War II.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416112442 +0000" stop="20260416114927 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gather Ye Acorns - S01E16</title>
    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
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    <title>Boo! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ghosts in an attic try to get rid of a couple who move into their house.</desc>
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    <title>Dorothy and Ben - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After 40 years in a coma, Ben Dumpfy awakens and discovers that he can communicate with a seven-year-old girl who is in a coma after a bike accident.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A popular horror novelist is terrorized by a strange figure in his bathroom mirror.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416130321 +0000" stop="20260416132806 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A young woman believes that her mother, her fiance, and her psychiatrist are secretly filming her life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416132806 +0000" stop="20260416135252 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell Toupee - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A new toupee causes a man to feel an urge to kill the first lawyer he sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416135252 +0000" stop="20260416141724 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doll - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A lonely bachelor is fascinated by a doll he bought for his niece.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Books - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An elderly custodian suddenly gains incredible knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa's Ghost - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A man tries to reconcile his grandmother with the death of his grandpa. The ghost of the old man only appears in the presence of his wife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416150635 +0000" stop="20260416153019 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Ring - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A wax museum dresser takes a ring from a statue. The ring transforms his overworked wife into a femme fatale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416153019 +0000" stop="20260416155217 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miscalculation - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A high school student searching for a date accidently spills chemicals on a magazine and conjures up a dog. He tries desperately to create a beautiful woman, but things go terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Saturday - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A man temporarily exchanges bodies with his grandson so that he can relive his youth on the baseball field. While the man enjoys his new life, the boy discovers his grandfather's old body is dying.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to My Nightmare - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A horror movie buff's obsession with the girl next door lands him in a terrifying scene from Psycho.</desc>
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    <title>You Gotta Believe Me - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Awakened by a dream of a plane crashing outside his home, a man tries to convince people of his premonition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416170133 +0000" stop="20260416172518 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greibble - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A housewife has a very real nightmare. She encounters a large creature that has a taste for inanimate objects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416172518 +0000" stop="20260416174856 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life on Death Row - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate is struck by lightning. He is given miraculous healing powers that spark a last-minute attempt to save him from the electric chair.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260416174856 +0000" stop="20260416183356 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A teacher's bizarre discipline causes two students to seek revenge with a spell culled from a rock song played backwards. Unfortunately something goes wrong when they cast the spell. When they attempt another spell to fix the problem they accidently remove the head of their teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416183356 +0000" stop="20260416185743 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Nora and her father Calvin are farmers who are digging a well for water. The two lower a flashlight on a rope down the hole. Suddenly something pulls on the rope. When they pull it up, they see that the flashlight has been replaced with a gold ingot. Calvin goes to town with it while Nora sends down another package to the "hole people" containing ham and a dictionary. When she pulls it back up she receives gold and jewels and a note thanking her, saying the 'ham' was very tasty, and asking for more things. She sends down chicken and gets even more gold. Calvin returns in a tow truck. On a tow cable, he sends down a container filled with flashlights. When he pulls it up, he discovers they have been destroyed. Calvin is upset and decides to go down into the hole. He gets a gun and puts on a gas mask and army suit. He lowers himself down and tells Nora to bring him up after 10 minutes. Nora brings him up but all that comes up is the suit, stuffed with gold and jewelry and coins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260416185743 +0000" stop="20260416192039 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An old spinster who is tired of losing a pumpkin competition recieves special advice from an agricultural professor.</desc>
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    <title>What If...? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A boy wonders what would happen if his parents did not return from one of their many social events.</desc>
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    <title>The Eternal Mind - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A dying scientist volunteers to be the first person to merge with a computer.</desc>
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    <title>Lane Change - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Traveling a deserted highway, a woman facing divorce sees her past through the windshield after she picks up a stranded woman.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Man Down - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Two police officers try to break up a supermarket robbery, but the younger officer is killed. A new female partner helps the other officer avenge his friends death. He later discovers that his new partner is the ghost of an officer who died 12 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A television writer is given an opportunity to write a sitcom. The source of inspiration for the sitcom comes to the man from his plants.</desc>
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    <title>Family Dog - S02E16</title>
    <desc>In an animated episode, the antics of a family are seen through the point of view of the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
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    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A beauty pageant promoter is forced to allow the cream of the alien crop into his self-proclaimed "Miss Galaxy" contest.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trains of ages past are about to crash into the present world of a young boy.</desc>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An actor, Harold, who stars in a mummy film finds himself in serious trouble from frightened people when he leaves the set in full costume to reach his pregnant wife who is about to give birth. Unfortunately, matters become even more complicated when a local mummy, Ra Amin Kamin, comes to life and starts trying to kill Harold. In the end, Harold gets to the hospital in time and Ra Amin Kamin finds himself the new star of the movie...</desc>
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    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Teenager (Andy) is working on a science project to intercept distant television signals but inadvertently tunes into a series of alien broadcasts...aliens who have mimicked old b&amp;w TV shows such as "I Love Lucy." Andy and his friends tune in on a newscast saying three alien explorers are travelling to Earth on an expedition to meet their inspiration. Andy and his friends find the aliens - who easily stand out - and decide to take them on a tour of Hollywood, but the aliens are disappointed to learn that they can't bring anyone (such as Milton Berle) back with them. Finally, Andy digs up some aging vaudeville entertainers from a retirement home who are glad to go back with the aliens and entertain them.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The emotion Guilt feels overworked. He takes a vacation cruise and falls for the emotion Love.</desc>
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    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
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    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>The Sitter - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Two young boys get the best of every sitter in town, until they meet one who uses voodoo to settle them down.</desc>
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    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A GI tries to be a hero during an amphibious assault in Italy during World War II.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
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    <title>Gather Ye Acorns - S01E16</title>
    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
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    <title>Boo! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ghosts in an attic try to get rid of a couple who move into their house.</desc>
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    <title>Dorothy and Ben - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After 40 years in a coma, Ben Dumpfy awakens and discovers that he can communicate with a seven-year-old girl who is in a coma after a bike accident.</desc>
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    <title>The Deal - S05E34</title>
    <desc>Richard goes on strike to prove that his work around the house is under appreciated by Nicole.</desc>
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    <title>The Petals - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Leslie's petals begin falling off, he feels like his good looks are fading, so Gumball and Darwin use everything they know about style and beauty to try and help him.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppets - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Darwin is delighted when they discover their old childhood toys, but soon realizes that some things are best left in the past.</desc>
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    <title>The Nuisance - S05E37</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons fear the worst when they are summoned to a Town Hall meeting, but are surprised when they're offered a new house - until they discover it's in a different state.</desc>
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    <title>The Line - S05E38</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons will do whatever it takes to get into the first screening of the latest Stellar Odyssey sequel.</desc>
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    <title>The List - S05E39</title>
    <desc>When the kids find out that Mom's life hasn't panned out as she'd hoped, they start taking on her chores, but they accidentally grab her bucket list instead of her to-do list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415085708 +0000" stop="20260415090758 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The News - S05E40</title>
    <desc>From police chases to the inside scoop on Daisy the Donkey, Channel 6 Elmore News has all the top local stories. Experienced newscaster Kip Schlezinger brings the latest news, sports and weather, even when there is absolutely nothing to report.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415090758 +0000" stop="20260415091938 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rival - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Back in time to when Anais is a newborn baby, Gumball and Darwin are terrified of her sinister and evil nature of trying to get the boys in trouble and killed. They decide to ship her away, but her box ends up getting picked up by the garbage disposal, forcing the boys to go and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Lady - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become suspicious of Richard's connection to a woman named Samantha who is always hanging out with a group of old ladies. When they realize that Richard and Samantha are one and the same, they set out to right a wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415093120 +0000" stop="20260415094210 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sucker - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Darwin ends up in detention with Julius Oppenheimer Jr. for trying to fix Julius' vandalism, and Julius cons Darwin into being part of his gang... but soon regrets it when everything Darwin does goes wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Vegging - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin decide to spend the day by simply vegging out on the couch and watch TV. They attempt to ignore all the bizarre events happening around them, but are eventually forced to act when Nicole, Richard and Anais are left hanging in their car over a broken bridge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415095350 +0000" stop="20260415100535 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball is put off by Tobias' constant burns, despite the fact that he allows Darwin to do so and that he himself is self-deprecating. Realizing that Tobias wants to be his "best" friend, Gumball tries to let him down easily, but this convinces him to instead "wipe out the competition".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415100535 +0000" stop="20260415101716 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Father - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids try to help Richard bond with Frankie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415101716 +0000" stop="20260415102856 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cringe - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Hot Dog Guy discover why they're so awkward with each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Cage - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The kids convince Mr. Corneille to become a cage fighter and set up a fight against a fearsome Russian fighter.</desc>
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    <title>The Faith - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Alan has lost faith in humanity and turned the world black and white. Gumball must get over his hatred of Alan to bring the color back by singing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415105216 +0000" stop="20260415110356 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candidate - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A group of kids get locked in the school after their parents have a charity gala. They appoint Gumball as leader to get them out but it leads to chaos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415110356 +0000" stop="20260415111536 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Anybody - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Clayton shapeshifts into people to take their detentions for money, he starts framing them for misdemeanors so Gumball and Darwin must track him down to stop him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415111536 +0000" stop="20260415112714 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pact - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When Principal Brown has to take the bus, he and Gumball relate their grievances about their respective girlfriends (Miss Simian's bad morning breath and Penny's irritable laugh). They make a deal to tell each other's girlfriends about their issues, but Principal Brown backs out on his end, causing Gumball to pester him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415112714 +0000" stop="20260415113852 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Neighbor - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to find out the name of their neighbor, Antlers Guy, but accidentally blow his witness protection cover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415113852 +0000" stop="20260415115030 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shippening - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Sarah finds a notebook from the Awesome Store which magically makes what she draws happens. Unfortunately, she draws bizarre love stories throughout Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Brain - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons have to stop doing stupid things in order to prevent Anais from falling into a coma from facepalming too much.</desc>
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    <title>The Parents - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After accidentally bumping into each other in the grocery aisle, Nicole and her parents have it out. The Wattersons discover why Nicole and her parents haven’t been on speaking terms for so long. The kids decide to bring about a reunion, in order to secure the backlog of birthday and holiday presents...</desc>
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    <title>The Founder - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Richard creates chaos in the Chanax building when he is mistaken for the long lost CEO. Nicole and a disgruntled employee must save everyone from Richard's dangerous ideas.</desc>
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    <title>The Schooling - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Larry warns Gumball and Darwin that if they don't take their education seriously they’ll end up like him. To prove his point, Larry lets Gumball and Darwin work some of his many roles to make them appreciate the value of a good education!</desc>
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    <title>The Intelligence - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin argue with the Internet and make him mad. So mad in fact that he seeks to wipe out humanity and, while doing so, malfunctions! The whole of Elmore is plunged into a time before technology. It's actually pretty nice. Will Gumball and Darwin decide to leave the internet unplugged?</desc>
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    <title>The Potion - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Hector is unhappy with his height, so the kids try to use Mrs. Jötunheim's potions to shrink him, but it goes terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Spinoffs - S06E21</title>
    <desc>A sketch show about what "The Amazing World of Gumball" would be like if one replaced Gumball with someone else.</desc>
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    <title>The Transformation - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Penny's family argues about being in or out of their shells. Gumball unwillingly tells vague stories to help them settle their dispute.</desc>
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    <title>The Understanding - S06E23</title>
    <desc>There's a new kid at school but nobody can understand a thing he is saying. Gumball and Darwin try different ways to figure out what's going on.</desc>
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    <title>The Ad - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons turn their home into a BnB in an attempt to raise some extra cash.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghouls - S06E25</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween in Elmore. As the kids go trick or treating we see what everyone in town is up to. The ghosts and ghouls are finding it increasingly difficult to scare children, and are only scaring part-time. Can Gumball and Darwin help them get their scare back?</desc>
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    <title>The Stink - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to put Mr. Small's eco-friendly principles to the test but it doesn't quite go as planned. Mr. Small disappears after deciding to leave the modern world behind. But on the plus side they discover that the Great Stink-Ape of Elmore Woods is definitely not extinct.</desc>
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    <title>The Awareness - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to convince Leslie he's an expert on all things plant-related. However, when Leslie realizes Gumball hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, he decides to call his bluff. An escalation of dangerous dares and stunts ensue as they try to out-plant each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415141941 +0000" stop="20260415143107 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slip - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Richard doesn't answer the door in time and the jobsworth delivery guy will not let him have his package. His options are to pick his package up at the depot or pay for a redelivery. Richard doesn't like the sound of either option, so a battle of wills begins that can only end in the destruction of one or both of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Drama - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Everyone assumes Darwin and Carrie's relationship is doomed as they're so different. That is, everyone except Darwin and Carrie. When Carrie's cool ghostly ex-boyfriend turns up, Gumball decides to get Darwin to confront what's really going on.</desc>
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    <title>The Buddy - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Anais and school psycho Jamie are accused of the same techno-crime. They are forced to team up to discover the real culprit in order to prove their innocence. After solving the case, they realize that they have more in common than they thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415145412 +0000" stop="20260415150503 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Possession - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Richard Watterson seems supernaturally attached to his old refrigerator.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415150503 +0000" stop="20260415151641 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Master - S06E32</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons play a fantasy role-playing board game to resolve their differences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415151641 +0000" stop="20260415152818 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silence - S06E33</title>
    <desc>Have Gumball and Darwin finally run out of things to say to each other?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415152818 +0000" stop="20260415153908 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Future - S06E34</title>
    <desc>Banana Joe's Mom can predict the future, but she can't predict her own disappearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415153908 +0000" stop="20260415155047 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wish - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin believe they've turned Miss Simian into a neck-cushion.</desc>
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    <title>The Factory - S06E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin save the day at the Rainbow Factory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415160225 +0000" stop="20260415161403 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Agent - S06E37</title>
    <desc>On a top secret school assignment Gumball acts like a certain suave British secret agent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260415161403 +0000" stop="20260415162453 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Nicole a crash course in computers.</desc>
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    <title>The Mess - S06E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin baby-sit, then baby-lose, Penny’s little sister.</desc>
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    <title>The Heart - S06E40</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robinson tries and repeatedly fails to win back Gumball and Darwin’s friendship.</desc>
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    <title>The Revolt - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Darwin feels bad for the household objects in Elmore and encourages them to rise up.</desc>
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    <title>The Decisions - S06E42</title>
    <desc>Darwin has finally had enough of Gumball’s advice and seeks a new mentor.</desc>
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    <title>The BFFS - S06E43</title>
    <desc>When Gumball’s old BFF turns up, Darwin gets jealous.</desc>
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    <title>The Inquisition - S06E44</title>
    <desc>School Superintendent Evil is coming to Elmore Junior High to stamp out all cartoonish conduct!</desc>
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    <title>The Burger - S07E01</title>
    <desc>After Miss Simian scares her class with a lesson on the dangers of eating fast food, Gumball and Darwin find it impossible to eat healthy due to high prices and ubiquitous marketing in their society due to the literal fast food monopolist, Mr. Bilderburger, who owns every food chain in Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Assistant - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sick of her lazy family, Nicole makes friends with Elmore Shippit's (the show's equivalent of Amazon.com) A.I. assistant, Ori, who helps her with the errands, listens to her stories, and tries to suck Nicole into her virtual world and kill off her family with a self-driving car.</desc>
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    <title>The Distance - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Worried that Gumball and Darwin are getting too attached, Nicole gives Darwin his own room to separate the boys. Gumball tries to win back Darwin's attention when he moves on to new friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Thing - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When Granny Jojo is coming over for dinner, Nicole reminds Richard of "the thing". Obviously forgetting, Richard enlists the kids' help to retrace his memories.</desc>
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    <title>The Butts - S07E05</title>
    <desc>When Principal Brown feels ashamed of his butt, Gumball helps him regain body confidence in order to read his butt poem at a recital.</desc>
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    <title>The Traffic - S07E06</title>
    <desc>To make up for ignoring her due to Nicole tending to her family's antics, the Wattersons take Anais to Daisyland after news hits that the park will be closing, but have to put up with traffic issues.</desc>
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    <title>The Astrological - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small has been promoted to science teacher due to school budget cuts, and teaches the class on how the stars can predict the future and play matchmaker. Gumball and Penny think it's ridiculous, but when everyone in school falls for their predicted pairs, Gumball worries that he and Penny aren't meant to be together.</desc>
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    <title>The Cheerleader - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons help Richard get on the school's cheerleading team and finally beat the generational trauma of having his dreams crushed by family members who don't believe in him.</desc>
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    <title>The Boring - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover that Molly's stories are so boring and long-winded that they can slow down and stop time, which they use to stall their fight against Tina.</desc>
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    <title>The Teacher - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's phone is confiscated, he follows Miss Simian and discovers that she is involved in a string of shady deals in order to get school supplies due to lack of educational funding.</desc>
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    <title>The App - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When a new video-sharing platform called Clik-Sap (a spoof of TikTok) turns the kids of Elmore into mindless zombies due to their irresistible trends, Gumball and Darwin must fight its power.</desc>
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    <title>The Entrance - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get invited to Tobias' Tropi-Gal mansion party, despite that they think it's a flimsy excuse for him to hit on their respective girlfriends, so they plan to make a grand entrance. When they find out that no one is going, the boys help out by shipping some contraband cologne that causes vivid hallucinations and destructive behavior.</desc>
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    <title>The Letter - S07E13</title>
    <desc>When Darwin sends Carrie a love letter before learning that she hates romantic gestures, he, with Gumball's help, tries to retrieve it before she sees it.</desc>
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    <title>The Gut - S07E14</title>
    <desc>When Richard eats Anais' science project, his gut turns into a sentient being who's smarter and more fatherly than Richard ever was. The gut slowly begins to consume Richard's whole body and attacks the kids.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrinkle - S07E15</title>
    <desc>When Anais begins growing wrinkles due to stressing over her family's stupidity, she comes up with a way to fix everyone's problems.</desc>
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    <title>The Gourmet - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After tasting Masami's gourmet, Gumball decides to become a member of the Yoshida family in order to have his own gourmet.</desc>
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    <title>The Pool - S07E17</title>
    <desc>When Gumball, Darwin and Richard discover Mr. Robinson has a luxury above-ground pool, they try to get a dive in. However, after accidentally draining all the water, they must refill the pool before Mr. Robinson finds out.</desc>
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    <title>The Portrait - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Nicole wants a new family photo, but her parents, Mary and Daniel, visit with news that Mary is now divorced and dating her yoga instructor, Johnny Toucan, while Richard's con artist father, Frankie, visits and reveals he's dating his parole officer (an anthropomorphic ruler).</desc>
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    <title>The Climb - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball gets trauma after an incident with the gym rock-climbing wall where his pants fall off, and tries to get over it.</desc>
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    <title>The Amadain - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Gumball is tricked into attending Penny's grandmother's birthday party, and is forced to endure in her family's weird traditions.</desc>
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    <title>The Summoning - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Darwin joins a witch coven and lets the power go to his head.</desc>
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    <title>The Unfollow - S07E22</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin realize that Sarah is no longer their number one fan, they try to get her attention back by whatever means possible.v</desc>
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    <title>The Promposal - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Penny wants to ask Gumball to the Elmore Jr High Prom, but when Gumball's expectations for an extra romantic and extra complicated gesture become way more than Penny can handle, Penny must find a way to deliver.</desc>
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    <title>The Trumpet - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Nicole needs to make sure Gumball makes something of himself so that when he's older, he flies the nest instead of being a slob at home forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Synthesis - S07E25</title>
    <desc>During School's Career Day, Nicole and Yuki unite to impress their kids and show the world their full power only to learn where real power comes from.</desc>
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    <title>The Cheapmas - S07E26</title>
    <desc>After finding out Christmas is cancelled because Elmore is broke, Gumball and Darwin vow to save Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>The Score - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to help Ocho overcome his anger and discover his life is much harder than theirs.</desc>
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    <title>The Diary - S07E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin find a diary. They discover the author is about to miss out on the biggest moment of her life and must find her to figure out why.</desc>
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    <title>The Punishment - S07E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Nicole vow revenge on the driver of a car that cut them off.</desc>
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    <title>The Roast - S07E30</title>
    <desc>After Gumball's smack talking embarrasses him in front of the entire town, he vows to curb his smug ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Survivalists - S07E31</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go up against a squirrel in a primal fight for survival (...in their backyard).</desc>
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    <title>The Labels - S07E32</title>
    <desc>When an evil guidance counselor arrives at school and gives all the kids awful labels, Gumball and Darwin must defeat her to reclaim their identities.</desc>
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    <title>The Fools - S07E33</title>
    <desc>When nobody in Elmore is pranking on April Fool's Day, Gumball takes it upon himself to show them how it's done.</desc>
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    <title>The Homework - S07E34</title>
    <desc>Gumball faces the most difficult journey of his life when he attempts to deliver Anais her forgotten homework on the day he is home sick with the flu.</desc>
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    <title>The Sonder - S07E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball realizes that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as his own.</desc>
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    <title>The Mister - S07E36</title>
    <desc>Now considered a man in his culture, Idaho gets help from Gumball and Darwin as he attempts to handle his new adult responsibilities.</desc>
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    <title>The Tracking - S07E37</title>
    <desc>The family tries to save Richard from the consequences of a bet involving a fitness tracker.</desc>
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    <title>The Pants - S07E38</title>
    <desc>Disturbed by Banana Joe's decision to start wearing pants, Gumball does everything in his power to put a stop to it.</desc>
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    <title>The Necroprancer - S07E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin travel to the underworld with Carrie, intent on finding her a permanent body.</desc>
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    <title>The Rewrite - S07E40</title>
    <desc>The boys are on the verge of discovering the truth about Elmore, but their old nemesis decides to rewrite the story.</desc>
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    <title>The DVD - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An overdue DVD causes chaos (and a hefty fee) for Gumball and Darwin.</desc>
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    <title>The Responsible - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get to babysit Anais whilst their parents go to a PTA meeting but being "responsible" has a different meaning when you don't know what it means.</desc>
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    <title>The Third - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin grow bored of one another and seek out a third friend to make their lives more exciting.</desc>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Believing that his life had been saved, Gumball vows to repay his debt by saving Mr. Robinson's life.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin, thinking that the world will end in 24 hours, decide to make the most out of their remaining time.</desc>
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    <title>The Dress - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When his clothes are shrunk in the washing machine by his father, Gumball is forced to wear his mother's wedding dress to school.</desc>
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    <title>The Quest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais get her beloved doll back after it is lost on the way to school.</desc>
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    <title>The Spoon - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Pressure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Masami claims that Darwin is her boyfriend, Gumball vows to help his friend before he gets kissed.</desc>
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    <title>The Painting - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After seeing a picture that Anais drew, Principal Brown assumes that Anais finds her family dysfunctional, so he begins to meddle in their family life.</desc>
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    <title>The Laziest - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin challenge their father to a laziness competition, with the loser having to do the winner's chores.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a ghost named Carrie possesses Gumball's body in order to feel earthly experiences and to eat, he must learn to say "no" to her.</desc>
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    <title>The Mystery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to investigate when his class finds Principal Brown wrapped up in toilet paper, shaved and, covered in green paint, or else face detention.</desc>
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    <title>The Prank - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's pranks on their father get out of hand.</desc>
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    <title>The Gi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are ridiculed for their martial-arts outfits by their schoolmates, and their mom tries to convince them to take them off.</desc>
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    <title>The Kiss - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A kiss from Grandma JoJo traumatizes Gumball, and Darwin attempts to help him forget.</desc>
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    <title>The Party - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball and his friends are invited to a high-school party hosted by Tobias's sister Rachel, but they must find dates in order to attend.</desc>
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    <title>The Refund - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go to great lengths to get their money back from an incompatible video game, but the rental store's policy prevents them from getting it.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to help Bobert act like a real boy. However, it soon becomes a battle for his very identity when the robot plots to take over his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Picnic - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During a school field trip, Gumball and Darwin ignore their teacher's warning to go around a dangerous forest and, instead, traverse through it. Hopelessly lost, they must use what very little survival skills they have to escape.</desc>
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    <title>The Goons - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Anais tries to "dumb down" in order to have fun with her brothers and father. Gumball, feeling left out, sets up a race in order to win Dad back (and avoid quality time with his mother).</desc>
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    <title>The Secret - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries desperately to find out Darwin's secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Sock - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small teaches Gumball and Darwin various ways of becoming more honest.</desc>
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    <title>The Genius - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Darwin goes to an institute for geniuses.</desc>
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    <title>The Poltergeist - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Richard believes there's a ghost in the attic but is actually Mr. Robinson who Gumball moved up there after entering a catatonic state due to being kicked out by his wife. Gumball and Darwin work on trying to restore Mr. Robinson whilst Richard, unaware of this, sets traps for the ghost.</desc>
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    <title>The Mustache - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin want to become adults, Richard wants to lose weight. After accidentally having their cereal switched with supplements Richard ordered, Gumball, Darwin and Anais find themselves having very unusual growth spurts.</desc>
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    <title>The Date - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns how to date so he can go out on a date with Penny. Later on it turns out that he is going to a funeral not a date.</desc>
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    <title>The Club - S01E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball turns down an offer to join the Rejects Club, they seek to enact revenge against him.</desc>
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    <title>The Wand - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The guys share the power of magic with Dad.</desc>
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    <title>The Ape - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian cozies up to Gumball in order to win an award</desc>
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    <title>The Car - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are eager enough to do numerous chores at Mr. Robinson's house, until they accidentally destroy his car.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball's good day turns bad to worse throughout his school day, much to the point where he believes he is "cursed".</desc>
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    <title>The Microwave - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Gumball creates a creature, made of every gross thing he could find, with a cannibalistic appetite.</desc>
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    <title>The Meddler - S01E34</title>
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    <title>The Helmet - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball wears a lucky helmet, but it tears his family apart.</desc>
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    <desc>After Gumball's bullying problem, Tina Rex demands to have a fight with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Remote - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Watterson family fights over the remote when they realize everything they want to watch comes on at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>The Colossus - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin upset a giant.</desc>
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    <title>The Knights - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Tobias compete for Penny's affection by putting on the lamest duel in history.</desc>
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    <title>The Flower - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball is jealous when he sees Leslie with Penny.</desc>
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    <title>The Banana - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball seeks justice when Banana Joe chews Darwin's pen.</desc>
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    <title>The Phone - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Job - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Richard gets a job as a pizza delivery man, which worries Nicole when strange things begin to occur around the neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais go to a haunted-house party.</desc>
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    <title>The Treasure - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Anais hunts for hidden treasure after uncovering a secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Apology - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian owes Gumball an apology.</desc>
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    <title>The Words - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Darwin tries to be more direct with Gumball as his teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Skull - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The guys befriend a compulsive liar.</desc>
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    <title>The Bet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bobert becomes Gumball's servant and obeys every command he receives.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Santa Claus is coming to town. Unfortunately he gets run over by the Wattersons, so it's up to them to save Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>The Watch - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The guys try to retrieve a family heirloom from an old man.</desc>
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    <title>The Bumpkin - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball envies rural life and asks Idaho to teach his family to live like potatoes.</desc>
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    <title>The Flakers - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Darwin abandons Gumball when faced with a beating by Tina, so Gumball plots revenge.</desc>
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    <title>The Authority - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After Richard is hospitalized from an accident, Granny JoJo is overprotective and puts the family in danger, which leads Nicole to disagree with her parenting style.</desc>
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    <title>The Virus - S02E20</title>
    <desc>An evil virus seeks vengeance on Gumball, Darwin, and Teri after they wipe out his army of bacteria.</desc>
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    <title>The Pony - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin rent a film to watch with Anais, but they keep getting distracted on their way home.</desc>
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    <title>The Hero - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Richard gets upset when he realizes Gumball and Darwin think of him as a laughing stock.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream - S02E23</title>
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    <title>The Sidekick - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to get a game back from Tobias, but Darwin begins to feel like he is just a sidekick to Gumball.</desc>
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    <title>The Photo - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to look good in the school photos.</desc>
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    <title>The Tag - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get caught in the middle of a trash can feud between Richard and Mr. Robinson.</desc>
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    <title>The Storm - S02E27</title>
    <desc>A plot to improve Alan and Carmen's relationship backfires, and Gumball has to reunite them.</desc>
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    <title>The Lesson - S02E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin cheat on their math test, they get detention from Principal Brown, and have to escape.</desc>
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    <title>The Game - S02E29</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons play Dodge or Dare.</desc>
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    <title>The Limit - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Mom lets the Wattersons have it in a supermarket.</desc>
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    <title>The Voice - S02E31</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin receive a scary email, everyone is a suspect... including themselves!</desc>
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    <title>The Promise - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Darwin has promised to play video games with Gumball, but there is a Banana Joe-shaped problem...</desc>
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    <title>The Castle - S02E33</title>
    <desc>When Nicole is away "anything goes" and Richard's lack of rules soon attracts unwelcome house guests.</desc>
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    <title>The Boombox - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to understand Juke's urgent beatbox message.</desc>
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    <title>The Tape - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin fail to make instant home movie classics.</desc>
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    <title>The Sweaters - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's reputation is challenged and they really couldn't care less...</desc>
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    <title>The Internet - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to take down the Internet after he accidentally creates an embarrasing viral web video.</desc>
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    <title>The Plan - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Watterson kids come up with a fool-proof plan to save Nicole, but is it Gumball-proof?</desc>
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    <title>The World - S02E39</title>
    <desc>The life of the "inanimate" objects of Elmore are shown in a series of short skits.</desc>
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    <title>The Finale - S02E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons are surprised to discover that their past actions have consequences.</desc>
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    <title>The Kids - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's voices start to break.</desc>
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    <title>The Fan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>New Elmore Junior High student Sarah becomes Gumball and Darwin's obsessive number-one fan.</desc>
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    <title>The Coach - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The new coach at Elmore Junior High stands up to Jamie.</desc>
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    <title>The Joy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian has to save herself from a contagious Joy virus infecting Elmore Junior High.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppy - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Watterson children's long-awaited pet puppy turns out to be a turtle which hates them.</desc>
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    <title>The Recipe - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the secret behind their classmate Anton's immortality.</desc>
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    <title>The Name - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns his real name.</desc>
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    <title>The Extras - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Skits about the random extra characters seen throughout the series.</desc>
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