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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062029 +0000" stop="20260612064016 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064016 +0000" stop="20260612070002 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070002 +0000" stop="20260612071934 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071934 +0000" stop="20260612073915 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073915 +0000" stop="20260612075901 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061234 +0000" stop="20260612063351 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Best Friend - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063351 +0000" stop="20260612065527 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belaboring the Point - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065527 +0000" stop="20260612071659 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Punch - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Jim realizes that Cheryl has been spoiling their son Kyle for way too long, so he decides to make him a man by teaching him how to throw a perfect punch in self defense. However, things get out of control when little Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the school bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071659 +0000" stop="20260612073841 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flannelsexual - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up on a talk show after claiming that men shouldn't let women feminize them, and then goes to Dana's co-ed baby shower to prove his point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061136 +0000" stop="20260612063345 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063345 +0000" stop="20260612065606 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065606 +0000" stop="20260612071810 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071810 +0000" stop="20260612074020 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060043 +0000" stop="20260612061633 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061633 +0000" stop="20260612063221 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063221 +0000" stop="20260612065906 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065906 +0000" stop="20260612071454 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071454 +0000" stop="20260612073035 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073035 +0000" stop="20260612074627 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060549 +0000" stop="20260612063022 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063022 +0000" stop="20260612065454 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065454 +0000" stop="20260612071927 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071927 +0000" stop="20260612074359 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060210 +0000" stop="20260612062641 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gifts and Long Letters - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to a hotel to stop a suicide attempt, which they do and the woman leaves a note for another patron of the hotel, a parolee with ties to organized crime who refuses to speak with the woman because he thinks someone from the mob is after him. Later the officers are called back to the hotel because the manager wants the parolee evicted because he's up typing until the wee hours of the morning, then another call to the hotel results in a shootout between the officers and the parolee, who was having delusions the mob was after him. In another case, the officers offer assistance to a man whose car needed a tire change and the man declined; the officers receive a radio report of a robbery which involved the same man and car. Detectives later apprehend the man; Malloy and Reed verify the suspect's identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062641 +0000" stop="20260612065111 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O'Brien's Stand - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy's fiesty landlady, Mrs. O'Brien, has her purse stolen and refuses to leave the station until her case is settled. O'Brien resorts to other means, including hounding detectives and setting up a picket line to vent her frustrations. Malloy determines that there may be a connection between O'Brien's theft and a string of purse snatchings involving Social Security checks, and suggests using a decoy to put an end to the heists, which works and the ring is brought down. Another incident involved two men arousing suspicion for their erratic behavior; in the ensuing pursuit the men are arrested and heroin is found in their car; later a call to a home where a man killed his son with a shovel, during the murder investigation they find candy wrappers and tire tracks that link with the two men arrested earlier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065111 +0000" stop="20260612071540 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clear with a Civilian (1) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Reed spreads his flu to several other officers, leaving the station undermanned. Reed has a shootout with a rifle-toting man and finds he is wanted for bookmaking. Malloy has an argument with a storekeeper and a customer of the quality of merchandise while Reed writes a speeding ticket, later the officers catch a man on a rooftop of a store after Reed noticed flashing lights there, later another suspect gets away from a foot pursuit with Reed. Due to the understaffing situation, Malloy and Reed are asked to do double shifts, and Malloy tickets a woman for failing to stop at a stop sign, later when Sgt. MacDonald asks the officers to escort the police commissioner they get a surprise--it's the woman Malloy stopped earlier for running a stop sign!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071540 +0000" stop="20260612074011 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clear with a Civilian (2) - S05E15</title>
    <desc>While on second shift, Malloy and Reed take Police Commissioner Dixon on a ride-along. They encounter a bar owner who locked a naked, elderly man inside, a fight with a knife-wielding man and another man with a gun, and a missing 17-year-old deaf boy with mental instabilities, which Reed recognizes as the boy that escaped his foot pursuit earlier. The officers and Commissioner Dixon observe the boy in a car running from another police unit, and they join in to alert the pursuing unit to the boy's condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060127 +0000" stop="20260612062708 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062708 +0000" stop="20260612065247 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065247 +0000" stop="20260612071824 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071824 +0000" stop="20260612074354 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060715 +0000" stop="20260612062535 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062535 +0000" stop="20260612064552 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064552 +0000" stop="20260612070301 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070301 +0000" stop="20260612072309 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072309 +0000" stop="20260612074156 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074156 +0000" stop="20260612075841 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060312 +0000" stop="20260612061426 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Witch - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Marceline is on a top-secret mission tracking Maja the Sky Witch. But when she loses the witch's trail, Marceline turns to Princess Bubblegum for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061426 +0000" stop="20260612062548 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost &amp; Fire - S05E30</title>
    <desc>After Flame Princess battles Ice King, Finn has an exciting dream. But when it abruptly ends, Finn must get FP and IK to fight again to find out how it ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062548 +0000" stop="20260612063709 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Old - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Princess Bubblegum discover a talented mutant named Lemonhope at The Pageant of Mutants. Now they must find a way to free him from the lemongrabs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063709 +0000" stop="20260612064846 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth &amp; Water - S05E32</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum subjects Flame Princess to a series of tests to gauge FP's fiery tendencies. But when there's an emergency at the treehouse, and PB leaves Cinnamon Bun to watch Flame Princess, her experiment might literally backfire in her face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064846 +0000" stop="20260612070024 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Sandwich - S05E33</title>
    <desc>Jake crafts the most delicious sandwich ever, but when Magic Man steals it, Finn must defy the laws of space and time to win back Jake's creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070024 +0000" stop="20260612071146 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vault - S05E34</title>
    <desc>When Finn starts sleepwalking and dreaming about the Green Lady he filed away in his memory vault, Jake and BMO help him tap into his repressed memories to uncover a secret past. Who is the Green Lady? And how is she connected to Finn?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071146 +0000" stop="20260612072323 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Games - S05E35</title>
    <desc>Slime Princess needs a husband or else she'll lose the Slime Kingdom to her obnoxious sis. Finn steps in to save the day, but first they will need to win a series of Love Games to prove to Slime Princess's dad that they are really in love. This is definitely not what Finn signed up for!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072323 +0000" stop="20260612073442 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeon Train - S05E36</title>
    <desc>All aboard! Finn and Jake discover a train where every car is a dungeon filled with a new foe for Finn to fight. Jake quickly gets bored and wants to leave, but Finn is having the best time and doesn't want to leave... ever!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073442 +0000" stop="20260612074620 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box Prince - S05E37</title>
    <desc>Finn meets the Box Prince—a cat with a box on its back—and learns that the Box Kingdom has been taken over by an imposter. Finn must therefore help the real Box Prince reclaim the throne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074620 +0000" stop="20260612075742 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Starved - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Marceline are trapped in an underground cavern with no red in sight. If Marceline doesn't feed, like ASAP, she will turn into a vampiric beast and suck out all of Jake's blood! So, Finn heads off to explore the cave and find something red to satiate her until they can be rescued. But time is running out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061220 +0000" stop="20260612063607 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063607 +0000" stop="20260612070000 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070000 +0000" stop="20260612072353 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072353 +0000" stop="20260612074751 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060401 +0000" stop="20260612062542 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062542 +0000" stop="20260612064836 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cubbi leans to fly and lands the Gummies in trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064836 +0000" stop="20260612071125 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn steals a Gummi submarine and Tummi earns some respect by foiling Duke Igthorn's plans</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071125 +0000" stop="20260612073429 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073429 +0000" stop="20260612075729 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sunni learns the importance of keeping Gummi traditions when a giant reawakens thanks to her carelessness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060218 +0000" stop="20260612062537 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062537 +0000" stop="20260612064904 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064904 +0000" stop="20260612071227 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071227 +0000" stop="20260612073531 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073531 +0000" stop="20260612075900 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060321 +0000" stop="20260612063100 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Question of Suits and Ties - S09E28</title>
    <desc>Members of a sorority refuse to have anything more to do with David and Ricky's fraternity until they improve their dressing habits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063100 +0000" stop="20260612065829 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pen and Pencil Set - S09E29</title>
    <desc>A pen and pencil set is among some old items found at the Nelson household.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065829 +0000" stop="20260612072601 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selling Rick's Drums - S09E30</title>
    <desc>With the help of Bruce, Dave schemes to secretly sell Rick's old drum set to a pretty girl, who both he and Rick want to meet and ask out on a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072601 +0000" stop="20260612075331 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>E.S.P. - S09E31</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Joe make a bet with their wives that they can prove men have greater extra sensory perception than women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060113 +0000" stop="20260612062447 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
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    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
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    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
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    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
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    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery in Wax - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane, chloroformed while investigating strange disappearances, is held prisoner in Madame Selina's wax museum of the living dead.</desc>
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    <title>The Runaway Robot - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Captive Lois Lane will be murdered by gangsters unless inventor Horatio Hinkle uses his unique radio-controlled robot to rob banks.</desc>
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    <title>Drums of Death - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Aided by his ace reporters, Perry White flies to Haiti to search for his sister, the prisoner of a voodoo cult.</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062638 +0000" stop="20260612065012 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071002 +0000" stop="20260612071306 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071306 +0000" stop="20260612071729 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071729 +0000" stop="20260612072255 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072255 +0000" stop="20260612074723 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060736 +0000" stop="20260612065341 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065341 +0000" stop="20260612073854 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Star has been diagnosed with a dozen different conditions. Bekah's brother arrives to take care of her. Jamison's family searches for a specialist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061755 +0000" stop="20260612070631 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power is Not Given - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A desperate Mbande asks for help from Njinga, who attempts to make peace with the Portuguese. After an unexpected death, Njinga takes on a pivotal role.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070631 +0000" stop="20260612075112 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Determined to be kind but still struggling to be happy, Tony attends a Zen meditation course with Matt, whose own marriage is on the rocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063346 +0000" stop="20260612070117 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lenny's girlfriend's son takes a position at the Gazette. Sandy contemplates writing a gossip column. Matt gets iffy advice from his therapist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070117 +0000" stop="20260612073211 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A turn of events at the paper hits Sandy hard. Roxy and Pat share a meal, and Tony tries to support Matt's desire to get back out there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073211 +0000" stop="20260612075836 +0000" channel="C393.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tony interviews a local woman addicted to corrective surgery. Later, he holds back the snark in hopes of cheering up Kath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062120 +0000" stop="20260612070409 +0000" channel="C395.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise of Oda Nobunaga - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Oda Nobunaga launches a blood-soaked bid to seize power over central Japan. Watch the brilliant but brutal Samurai battle rival family members and ferocious warlords along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Seize Power/Retain Power - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With much of central Japan under his control, Nobunaga must now fight the powerful Buddhist armies that oppose his bid to rule the nation. Follow him through a monumental battle against his most dangerous rivals yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064958 +0000" stop="20260612074440 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blitzkrieg - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A look at tanks in the wake of WWII, from their design, to continued production and occupation of Germany as a peace treaty was underway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061217 +0000" stop="20260612063647 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063647 +0000" stop="20260612070150 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed, Drunk Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Elvis tries to stop the mind-control weapon from ruining his "Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite" concert. To help, a stoned Scatter launches into space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070150 +0000" stop="20260612072746 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Tilt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072746 +0000" stop="20260612075431 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060728 +0000" stop="20260612062333 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062333 +0000" stop="20260612064725 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064725 +0000" stop="20260612070408 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070408 +0000" stop="20260612072120 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072120 +0000" stop="20260612073749 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073749 +0000" stop="20260612075431 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063818 +0000" stop="20260612071951 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063151 +0000" stop="20260612072012 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moffett's Ghost - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In the midst of it's key part in delivering and collecting a leading American scientist to top secret sanctions aimed at cooling international tensions with Russians, Airwolf develops a seeming computer virus in it's systems, which periodically takes pilot control and makes it a potential killing machine in the air. The systems have been taken over buy a "time-bomb" left by the chopper's evil creator, Dr. Moffett, who has programmed it to begin the deadly behaviour if not given it a recognition code by him at that time.    Hawke and Dominic must decide whether to let the Firm scientists try and work on the machine - risking having them snatching it back away from them - or to find another way to try and cure The Lady before completing their part in the sanctions, knowing that if they fail to completely cure it, they jeopardise not only international relations, but potentially hundreds of lives...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062140 +0000" stop="20260612064522 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064522 +0000" stop="20260612070905 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070905 +0000" stop="20260612073247 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073247 +0000" stop="20260612075630 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060646 +0000" stop="20260612062832 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062832 +0000" stop="20260612065016 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065016 +0000" stop="20260612071204 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071204 +0000" stop="20260612073351 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073351 +0000" stop="20260612075540 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060017 +0000" stop="20260612062814 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Luau - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The doctors order Alexa to stay home, but she can still come to school -- on an iPad. Jennifer works overtime to convince Jack her job is cool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062814 +0000" stop="20260612065835 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alexa insists on cooking Thanksgiving dinner, but Lori has trouble letting go. Katie's desperate to connect with her dad on a deeper level.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065835 +0000" stop="20260612072550 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Sleepover - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dave can't wait to show Lucas his alma mater. And with her family away for the weekend, Alexa's ready to break all the rules.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072550 +0000" stop="20260612075213 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Formal (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Lucas longs for "bro time" now that Dylan and Alexa are hanging out. Dave's nose detects a cat ... and he's not wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062107 +0000" stop="20260612064541 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take a Look at Me Now - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she's gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064541 +0000" stop="20260612070933 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S02E04</title>
    <desc>ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born – a disgrace on the planet Melmac.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070933 +0000" stop="20260612073346 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prime Time - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Tanners become a TV-ratings family and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073346 +0000" stop="20260612075750 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S02E06</title>
    <desc>ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062311 +0000" stop="20260612064930 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mole - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A psychiatrist tries to convince the police that a man recently released from a mental hospital after 15 years, is still dangerous and capable of murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064930 +0000" stop="20260612071502 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary Gift - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A woman and her new lover plan a special anniversary gift for the woman's animal loving husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071502 +0000" stop="20260612074054 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Impatient Patient - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A new nurse starts to annoy a terminally ill cancer patient who just wants to be left in peace to die.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061305 +0000" stop="20260612065558 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>30 Seconds - S05E13</title>
    <desc>While the gang starts to learn more about the Prophet 5, Sloane is distressed to learn that Prophet Five's cure for Nadia is just as likely to kill her. Meanwhile, Devlin returns, the search for Anna Espinosa continues, Rambaldi's prophetic Page 47 resurfaces, and Sydney offers Renée a job at APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065558 +0000" stop="20260612073819 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I See Dead People - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Marshall reports to Jack that a microchip, found in Renée Rienne's body, is etched with the name 'Andre Micheaux'. Peyton tells Sloane that Sydney is being sent to Nepal to meet with someone regarding the chip. Sloane sends Anna, now Sydney's doppelgänger, to intercept. When Marshall discovers that the APO office is bugged, Jack frantically tries to reach Sydney to warn her before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061548 +0000" stop="20260612065930 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065930 +0000" stop="20260612074332 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Simon is intimate with Mrs. Humphrey in 1859; Jamie confesses his love in 1843</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062002 +0000" stop="20260612071935 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother-in-Law (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Rose Hyatt comes to visit Alice and Tommy, much to Alice's chagrin. And now she's talking about staying there....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063825 +0000" stop="20260612072004 +0000" channel="C415.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eden - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Twin stars create an oxygen-rich atmosphere on Eden, where a teeming biosphere may parallel seasonal cycles of predation and reproduction o Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>You Gots the Chills - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Veronica gets caught in a social media predicament, Joey confronts an old rival, and Justine hatches a plan to spend more time with Wes.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Leaker - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Justine and Joey clash over Veronica’s love life while Wes and Daevon team up for a special project. Skyler hosts an elaborate sleepover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070340 +0000" stop="20260612072903 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pranksta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Wes strikes up a new romance, Skyler seeks sisterly revenge. Joey and Justine help Malik with a baby-sitting debacle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072903 +0000" stop="20260612075218 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Diggity - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An icy blizzard brings the kids together, Joey prepares for a new kind of gig, and Justine unpacks a family mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Seasons Pass - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself on the defense after an interview he gave comes out, upsetting his old teammates and emotions get the best of them. Coop and Layla return from tour, but while Coop tries to figure out what happened with Patience, she tries to learn why Tyrone’s sister is back. Billy  is excited for a fresh start at South Crenshaw High, but he must confront something from his past first that could be a roadblock to his success. Meanwhile, Jordan and Simone struggle with saying goodbye to someone they love.</desc>
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    <title>How to Survive in South Central - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Both Spencer and Billy are not getting the hero’s welcome they expected from the football team and quickly realize they need to adjust their style and start earning the team’s trust first. Jordan is surprised at who the new football coach at Beverly turns out to be and that his starting quarterback position is threatened when the coach starts shaking things up. Coop and Layla get into an argument over Coop’s tour paycheck, which leads Layla to discover why Patience left the tour early. Meanwhile, Asher is keeping a secret from Olivia that could jeopardize their relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063514 +0000" stop="20260612071700 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071700 +0000" stop="20260612075846 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060232 +0000" stop="20260612062605 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062605 +0000" stop="20260612064938 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064938 +0000" stop="20260612071311 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071311 +0000" stop="20260612073644 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062101 +0000" stop="20260612064441 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064441 +0000" stop="20260612070821 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070821 +0000" stop="20260612073201 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073201 +0000" stop="20260612075541 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061034 +0000" stop="20260612063611 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edith Breaks Out - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063611 +0000" stop="20260612070153 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa Blues - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Archie has difficulty keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070153 +0000" stop="20260612072730 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gloria Suspects Mike - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Gloria suspects handy-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072730 +0000" stop="20260612075307 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Atheist - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061914 +0000" stop="20260612064335 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monica - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Misfortune Cookies   The Spice Boys: Recording Session   Stuart: Yearbook Photographer   What-Everrr: The Leo Party   Musical Guest: Monica ("Angel of Mine")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064335 +0000" stop="20260612070756 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mya - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Giant Carrot   Miss Pidlin Camping   Channel 61/2 News: Forecast from Death Valley   Best Friends Forever Show   Ashley Introduces Musical Guest: Mya ("Movin' On")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070756 +0000" stop="20260612073217 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>98 Degrees - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Bond Agent 1/7   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Sharing   Seymour Reacts to Bad Tennis   Miss Clump's Career Day   Don't Do This At Home   Leroy &amp; Fuzz introduce Musical Guest: 98º ("Because of You")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073217 +0000" stop="20260612075637 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100th Episode Live! - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Where's Danny?   Good Burger   Randy &amp; Mandy Clips   What-Everrrr meets Repairman   Coach Kreeton Clips   Mavis &amp; Clavis introduce Musical Guest: Lauryn Hill ("Doo-Wop (That Thing)")   Loud Librarian Clips   Backstage Tour   Vital Information   Where's Danny   Leroy &amp; Fuzz Clips   Miss Pidlin Clips   Fax Ashley   Inconvenience Store   Detective Dan Clips   Superdude Clips   Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes ("Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See"; "Gimme Some Mo'")
SPECIAL GUESTS: Melissa Joan Hart, Paula Abdul, Angelique Bates, Katrina Johnson, Alisa Reyes, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061027 +0000" stop="20260612065527 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060306 +0000" stop="20260612060810 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060810 +0000" stop="20260612061315 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061315 +0000" stop="20260612061820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061820 +0000" stop="20260612062325 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062325 +0000" stop="20260612062831 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062831 +0000" stop="20260612063335 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063335 +0000" stop="20260612063840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063840 +0000" stop="20260612064345 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064345 +0000" stop="20260612064850 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064850 +0000" stop="20260612065358 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065358 +0000" stop="20260612065903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065903 +0000" stop="20260612070408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070408 +0000" stop="20260612070913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070913 +0000" stop="20260612071418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071418 +0000" stop="20260612071922 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071922 +0000" stop="20260612072426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072426 +0000" stop="20260612072934 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072934 +0000" stop="20260612073442 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073442 +0000" stop="20260612073950 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073950 +0000" stop="20260612074458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074458 +0000" stop="20260612075002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075002 +0000" stop="20260612075507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062546 +0000" stop="20260612072154 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060512 +0000" stop="20260612062651 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Court Action - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin plagiarizes his book report and will not be allowed to play in the championship basketball game until the Student Honor Court acquits him. But it is Theodore’s turn to be the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062651 +0000" stop="20260612064927 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Old Simon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Simon feels unloved and unappreciated, so he runs away and decides to stow away on a cargo ship. Theodore and Alvin find him, but not before the ship leaves for parts unknown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064927 +0000" stop="20260612071202 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunks Go to Washington - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Dave, the Chipmunks and Chipettes goes to Washington D.C. to lobby the president to save a nest of bald eagles on Mount Placid that has been threatened by a condominium development.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071202 +0000" stop="20260612073447 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soccer to Me - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin needs one more player for his soccer team. The only one qualified to play is Brittany's little sister Eleanor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073447 +0000" stop="20260612075659 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Every Chipmunk Tells a Story - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out, his piano, laden with instant pudding, mysteriously crashes to the floor from the top of the staircase and is destroyed. But Alvin, Simon and Theodore each have a different version of what happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060328 +0000" stop="20260612061447 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr Zap vs. Electroboy - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Theodore is hit by lightning and believes he's like his comic book hero, until he's told he's actually a villain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061447 +0000" stop="20260612062622 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mega Bounce Battle - S04E35</title>
    <desc>The boy's disobey Dave's order to not play a dangerous game then have to hide their injuries when they get hurt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062622 +0000" stop="20260612063741 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gossip Guy - S04E36</title>
    <desc>The school newspaper has a sudden increase in sales when a gossip column appears poking fun at other students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063741 +0000" stop="20260612064916 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chimpmania - S04E37</title>
    <desc>Jeanette and the Chipmunks try to rescue a chimpanzee Bocarter keeps in a cage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064916 +0000" stop="20260612070036 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad Jokes - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Theodore is hit by lightning and believes he's like his comic book hero, until he's told he's actually a villain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070036 +0000" stop="20260612071211 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chosen Chipmunk - S04E39</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks discover Officer Dangus has a twin brother that's a bully and encourage Dangus to stand up to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071211 +0000" stop="20260612072330 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Dangus - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Alvin wastes his entire Summer playing a video game, then tries to do all the fun things he'd planned in one day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072330 +0000" stop="20260612073505 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Day of Summer - S04E41</title>
    <desc>Theodore is mistaken for an elf and whisked off to the north pole to help build toys in Santa's workshop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073505 +0000" stop="20260612074624 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Littlest Robot - S04E42</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074624 +0000" stop="20260612075759 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Troll - S04E43</title>
    <desc>The chipmunks try to keep Dave from getting on the internet after a performance he posts gets negative comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060214 +0000" stop="20260612062814 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>An artist breathes new life into an old factory. A car lover's garage is beyond gorgeous. A businessman hawks high-end survival shelters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062814 +0000" stop="20260612065401 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A Hollywood home is a human-sized doll house. Two painters cover their walls with colorful murals. An origami-inspired apartment has movable walls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065401 +0000" stop="20260612072029 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An architect crafts an aircraft hangar over his house. An artist's apartment is bursting with color. A father and son build their own roller coaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072029 +0000" stop="20260612074810 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A director rooms with notorious dictators. A bank becomes a home with a central-vault bar. A husband and wife turn a historic church into a museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061438 +0000" stop="20260612065803 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock Bottom - S33E09</title>
    <desc>Racers leave no stone unturned while looking for a clue in Thessaloniki, Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065833 +0000" stop="20260612074458 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060530 +0000" stop="20260612062832 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A beauty pageant promoter is forced to allow the cream of the alien crop into his self-proclaimed "Miss Galaxy" contest.</desc>
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    <title>The Roast - S07E30</title>
    <desc>After Gumball's smack talking embarrasses him in front of the entire town, he vows to curb his smug ways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061530 +0000" stop="20260612062716 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Survivalists - S07E31</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go up against a squirrel in a primal fight for survival (...in their backyard).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062716 +0000" stop="20260612063910 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Labels - S07E32</title>
    <desc>When an evil guidance counselor arrives at school and gives all the kids awful labels, Gumball and Darwin must defeat her to reclaim their identities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063910 +0000" stop="20260612065058 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fools - S07E33</title>
    <desc>When nobody in Elmore is pranking on April Fool's Day, Gumball takes it upon himself to show them how it's done.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065058 +0000" stop="20260612070316 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Homework - S07E34</title>
    <desc>Gumball faces the most difficult journey of his life when he attempts to deliver Anais her forgotten homework on the day he is home sick with the flu.</desc>
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    <title>The Sonder - S07E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball realizes that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071541 +0000" stop="20260612072748 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mister - S07E36</title>
    <desc>Now considered a man in his culture, Idaho gets help from Gumball and Darwin as he attempts to handle his new adult responsibilities.</desc>
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    <title>The Tracking - S07E37</title>
    <desc>The family tries to save Richard from the consequences of a bet involving a fitness tracker.</desc>
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    <title>The Pants - S07E38</title>
    <desc>Disturbed by Banana Joe's decision to start wearing pants, Gumball does everything in his power to put a stop to it.</desc>
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    <title>History of the OCC - S03E20</title>
    <desc>See the history of the Teutels for the first time ever. Learn about the origins of O.C. Ironworks and how it expanded to OCC, and beyond. Hear first account stories of Paul Sr., the father and their family life. All this and more on this special episode of American Chopper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065421 +0000" stop="20260612073749 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Scenes Special - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes? Find out in this special episode as Mikey films the film crew and travels to L.A. to find out about the post-production work needed to make this one-of-a-kind show come together. Watch interviews with the producer, cameramen, editors, and, begrudingly, the executive producer.</desc>
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    <title>Conspiracy Theories - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The infamous live fitting of the gloves is contemplated as both the defense and the prosecution face obstacles in and out of the courtroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060832 +0000" stop="20260612062942 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unincludeds - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062942 +0000" stop="20260612065051 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Wife - S13E12</title>
    <desc>Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065051 +0000" stop="20260612071201 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Widow's Pique - S13E13</title>
    <desc>When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071201 +0000" stop="20260612073311 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad - S13E14</title>
    <desc>Francine joins Steve and his pals for a live-action role-playing game; Stan opens a Seaworld knock-off in the house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073311 +0000" stop="20260612075420 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daesong Heavy Industries - S13E15</title>
    <desc>Stan loses his faith after Steve questions everything in the Bible, so Stan takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064541 +0000" stop="20260612073546 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thirst - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Harry's newfound talent brings an unexpected visitor to town. Alma decides to take matters into her own hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062637 +0000" stop="20260612072828 +0000" channel="C438.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Hat, Black Hat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the hours after the blasts, investigators pore over evidence. One photo and a few seconds of footage lead to a breakthrough – and an agonizing choice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060154 +0000" stop="20260612072708 +0000" channel="C439.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semifinals 2 - S12E06</title>
    <desc>Ninjas face up to 10 brutal obstacles, including the dizzying Corkscrew, the Salmon Ladder, and the iconic Warped Wall. Ninjas include Jessie Graff, Najee Richardson, Joe Moravsky, and Meagan Martin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060009 +0000" stop="20260612064346 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gordon's Gold Mine - S2010E15</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank find the holy grail of picking in Gordon's cement factory; the guys scour the inventory of a father-and-son picking duo; the guys meet Mary who has inherited a 300-acre property.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064346 +0000" stop="20260612072745 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smooth Operators - S2010E16</title>
    <desc>As the guys finish their trip through the South, Danielle finds them the mother lode of rare motorbike parts; an incredible discovery guaranteed to impress their friend and NASCAR champion Ryan Newman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063732 +0000" stop="20260612071914 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy Creations - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The Pickers stumble across some of the craziest creations ever! Dr. Evermor's Forevertron, designed for intergalactic travel, the legendary "Michigan Man's" powerful V-8 bikes, an ultra-rare vintage Edison fan, and in one of the most eccentric homes the guys have ever seen--a dragon and a creepy naked Santa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061303 +0000" stop="20260612064641 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sh*t Talk - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Sam and Peter comb through digital clues, they hope a technology glitch might open up some new leads. But a low-tech discovery leaves them reeling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064641 +0000" stop="20260612071436 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wiped Clean - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A former janitor becomes a potential key witness, but Peter and Sam struggle to track him down. Meanwhile, they examine a student trip to Costa Rica.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071436 +0000" stop="20260612074154 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Backed Up - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An interview with a former St. Bernardine student gives the guys confidence that they're on the right track with their most recent theory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061150 +0000" stop="20260612065526 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Chronicle - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With Larrick closing in, Elizabeth rushes to exfiltrate Jared while Philip readies Fred for a crucial mission. Arkady finally plays his hand, forcing Stan to make an impossible choice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065526 +0000" stop="20260612074237 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echo - S02E13</title>
    <desc>No one is safe as Philip and Elizabeth evacuate their children while trying to complete the mission. Stan holds Nina's future in his hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060718 +0000" stop="20260612064736 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>October 17, 2004 - S15E04</title>
    <desc>Clips of people snoring; a man tries to cook a stubborn lobster; dogs causing trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064736 +0000" stop="20260612072813 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>October 31, 2004 - S15E05</title>
    <desc>Amazing basketball shots, A food fight, a father-to be in a delivery room, a mailman's battle with a peacock</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060426 +0000" stop="20260612072933 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas Week (3) - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Hopefuls perform for the judges in Las Veags; the judges choose the Top 48 acts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060321 +0000" stop="20260612064811 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sophie feels the fallout from the accusations swirling around James, who rallies a longtime friend for support. Kate prepares for her first witness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064811 +0000" stop="20260612073338 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kate questions Olivia about what happened in the elevator as Sophie reels from new information about James and pressure mounts on the prime minister.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062714 +0000" stop="20260612070850 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extraterrestrial Engineering - S22E04</title>
    <desc>From the precisely cut stone blocks at Puma Punku, to the gigantic temples of Malta, and the megalithic city of Nan Madol, could these mysterious sites contain evidence of extraterrestrial contact in the distant past?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070850 +0000" stop="20260612075026 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO Hot Spots - S22E05</title>
    <desc>Found along the California coast to New York’s Hudson Valley, and Northern England to Southern Chile, could these mysterious locations provide evidence of an extraterrestrial presence on Earth?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062949 +0000" stop="20260612070911 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter III - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Accompanied by local experts, Graham compares ancient oral traditions and learns Sacsayhuamán in Peru may be older than archaeologists ever imagined.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070911 +0000" stop="20260612075026 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter IV - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Graham learns of a stone-shaping technique now lost to history, and explores how ancient Amazonians managed to thrive in an inhospitable rainforest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060131 +0000" stop="20260612062706 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Floyd's Barbershop - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Floyd gets a rent hike after Howard buys the barbershop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062706 +0000" stop="20260612065238 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Statue - S07E23</title>
    <desc>When Howard suggests Mayberry erect a statue of Andy’s ancestor Seth Taylor in honor of all the work he did to make the town the quaint place it turned out to be. However, after a local artist completes the statue and earns the praise of the Taylors and everyone else in town, Andy and Aunt Bee get a big shock when Mr. Simmons lets them in on a secret that Seth Taylor worked with his ancestor to swindle the town out of a large amount of money. At first Andy and Bee want to keep this secret under wraps, but she soon admits what Seth did during the unveiling speech. In the end, Floyd saves the day by saying that while Seth wasn’t the hero everybody thought he was, he still played a large part in making Mayberry the town what it is today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065238 +0000" stop="20260612071802 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helen, the Authoress - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Helen begins to write books for children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071802 +0000" stop="20260612074334 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye, Dolly - S07E25</title>
    <desc>After Dolly, a retired milk-wagon horse refuses to eat while her owner is out of town; Opie becomes really worried that something is wrong with her. Unsure of what to do, Opie turns to Goober, Howard and Andy for help in getting the horse to eat. It is only after Mr. Simpson returns home from his vacation that he and Opie discover that Dolly refuses to eat because she misses going to work every day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060824 +0000" stop="20260612065029 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Connor returns to Angel to seek his revenge; Angel and Cordelia acknowledge their feelings for each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065029 +0000" stop="20260612073245 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Down - S04E01</title>
    <desc>As Fred and Gunn search for Angel, Wesley continues his affair with Lilah and conducts his own, more fruitful, search.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061404 +0000" stop="20260612063743 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up All Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Now living on their own and away from parental control Norb and Dag realise they can stay up all night if they want. What starts out as a wild good time quickly turns into a journey into the madness of sleep depravation...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063743 +0000" stop="20260612070123 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dam Too Far - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Seeking to exploit the beaver's natural instinct to build dams when they hear running water, the government parachutes Norb and Dag into a flood zone. Soon the brothers find themselves facing a river with a mind of its own and no intention of backing down...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070123 +0000" stop="20260612072504 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long in the Teeth - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beavers' teeth never stop growing and letting them grow long becomes the latest dangerous fashion fad . The boys soon discover there's a price to pay when you live in the fast lane of high fashion...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072504 +0000" stop="20260612074852 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gift Hoarse - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Envy rears its ugly head when Norb seemingly gets a better Arbor Day (beaver Christmas) present of a killer train set. Dag sets out to sabotage it when all he gets is an air freshener.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060136 +0000" stop="20260612060423 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch of the Day - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Corporal Pig and his Minion Pigs in the ship tried to steal the eggs with the use of a plunger, but in return, useless things are caught.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060423 +0000" stop="20260612060711 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nighty Night Terence - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Pigs tried to sleep Terence from being guarding the eggs or awakening to steal the eggs with their plans, but they had an unexpectedly fall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060711 +0000" stop="20260612060958 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggy Wig - S01E30</title>
    <desc>King Pig tries to wear some wigs that fits the best, but it was unbelievable that one of the Blues hits by a lightning when he launched onto the Slingshot fell to his head perfectly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060958 +0000" stop="20260612061245 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Plot Potion - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig turns Red into a pig thanks to an evil potion. And it works so well that Red himself starts bringing the eggs straight to King Pig! Will he realize what he's doing before it’s too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061245 +0000" stop="20260612061532 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Royal - S01E32</title>
    <desc>King Pig's tooth hurts so the minion pigs do everything in their power to take out his painful tooth!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061532 +0000" stop="20260612061819 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Pork - S01E33</title>
    <desc>King Pig's attacked by zombie pigs who wanted to eat his huge pile of candy! He's helpless until Bubbles comes trick or treating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061819 +0000" stop="20260612062107 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Castle - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig and King Pig engage in a crazy sandcastle competition. Who will win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062107 +0000" stop="20260612062354 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is in the Air - S01E35</title>
    <desc>A cabbage falls on King Pig's head. He falls in love with it. The minion pigs find it very cute, but Corporal Pig's dismayed. Will he manage to make him come back to his senses?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062354 +0000" stop="20260612062641 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fired Up - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Chuck wants to keep the eggs warm, but Chuck decides to warm up the weather that the birds are already taking care of them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062641 +0000" stop="20260612062928 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of Corns - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Bomb wants to eat Matilda's only corn plant that she's not happy about this and will do everything she can to stop him. But does this include giving up her principles of peace?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062928 +0000" stop="20260612063215 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pig's Best Friend - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The Minion Pigs offer a captured Blue Bird to King Pig as a pet. It's really fun for him and he ends up driving King Pig crazy, and all of the whole flock blew up pig city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063215 +0000" stop="20260612063503 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Mill - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A road is built on the house of a poor little pig. It's annoying to him because he can't sleep anymore! He risks losing his job, so what is he going to do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063503 +0000" stop="20260612063750 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jingle Yells - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Christmas is here and King Pig expects eggs under the tree! To get the eggs for King Pig, Corporal Pig disguises himself as Santa and Small Pigs as his reindeer. But will the Blues find this trick in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063750 +0000" stop="20260612064037 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Porkador! - S01E41</title>
    <desc>In their tiredless effort to snatch the eggs, the pigs teamed up a terifying giant pig named El Porkador! How will the helpless birds defend themselves?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064037 +0000" stop="20260612064324 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hiccups - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The Blues have the hiccups. Red and the others birds try to stop it, but it only making it worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064324 +0000" stop="20260612064612 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butterfly Effect - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Matilda is admiring a butterfly. The pigs have the idea to create a replica butterfly to distract Matilda from the nest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064612 +0000" stop="20260612064859 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hambo - S01E44</title>
    <desc>The pigs send in a tough ride to touch the eggs. But he's more stupid than they thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064859 +0000" stop="20260612065146 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Flu - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Birds are all dead with the flu! It's a great chance for the Pigs to grab the eggs, if they can make it out without getting dead themselves!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065146 +0000" stop="20260612065433 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggies from the Deep - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Two minion pigs pretend to be sharks to scare their fellows. But Moustache Pig wants his revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065433 +0000" stop="20260612065720 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Gnome! - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Chuck offers a gnome to Matilda as a present. Unfortunately it looks really scary to her and she tries to get rid of it without Chuck seeing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065720 +0000" stop="20260612070008 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrub It In - S01E48</title>
    <desc>The Blues ask Bomb to make big explosions because they think it's really funny. But then things get out of hand and they accidentally destroy Matilda's favorite bush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070008 +0000" stop="20260612070255 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truce - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Chef Pig wants to make a truce with the birds, so he presents them with a delicious picnic as a peace offering. Is Chef Pig being completely honest or does he have his eyes on something else?</desc>
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    <desc>It's about time for Red to learn how to swim, but he's too stubborn to accept help from his friends! Can he overcome his pride and channel his inner waterfowl?</desc>
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    <title>Super Bomb! - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Just So - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Miracle of Life - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Cave Pig - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Joy to the Pigs - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Dogzilla - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Boulder Bro - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Chuckmania - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Moustache pig puts together an egg-napping plan. Let's distract the most charismatic bird on Piggy Island by stroking his ego.</desc>
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    <title>Not Without My Helmet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Some of us wear many hats every day. For Corporal Pig, it's just the one. Hog of war. Destroyer of birds. But what what's left when you strip away his defining accessory?</desc>
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    <title>Mona Litha - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Bearded Ambition - S02E17</title>
    <desc>King Pig envies the noble bearded visages of the piggy elders, but narry a single whisker sprouts from his baby smooth face. What's a pig to do?</desc>
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    <title>Grizzly Bears, Guanacos, Beetles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In the wild badlands of the Americas, there are no rules when it comes to survival. Watch what happens when the New World's most ruthless killers turn against each other and fight tooth and claw against their own kind. From a grizzly bear's audacious robbery gone bad, to a starling defending her home to the death, the contenders range from the massive to the miniature, all fighting to stay alive.</desc>
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    <title>Mousechurian Candidate - S06E24</title>
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    <title>Starbox and Cindy - S06E25</title>
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    <title>Here Comes Treble - S06E26</title>
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    <title>Babysitter's Flub - S06E31</title>
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    <title>The Warners' Press Conference - S06E32</title>
    <desc>The Warners give their thoughts about the episode.</desc>
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    <desc>Venturing into the ring to negotiate with the Achaia, Niko sees the unimaginable. Cas risks everything by sending Iara on a mission. Jana stuns Erik.</desc>
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    <desc>Left behind but holding on, Niko and Cas each tangle with the Achaia in their own way. At the Salvare, the crew uncovers a key alien vulnerability.</desc>
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    <title>Larry Miller Hair System - S07E11</title>
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    <title>One Hundred - S07E12</title>
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    <desc>Master Shake faces the future ruler of Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Intervention - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Carl must face the consequences of his drinking.</desc>
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    <desc>Karn buries secrets; failing to impress a record producer, Manson takes his disappointment out on his family; Shafe catches a tough break; Hodiak loses an old friend.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Wants to Be My Enemy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Rogue enforcer Caitlyn tours the undercity to track down Silco. Jayce puts a target on his back trying to root out Piltover corruption.</desc>
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    <title>When These Walls Come Tumbling Down - S01E06</title>
    <desc>An eager protégé undermines his mentor on the council as a magical tech rapidly evolves. With authorities in pursuit, Jinx must face her past.</desc>
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    <title>Identity Crisis - S12E01</title>
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    <title>Lowjacked - S12E02</title>
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    <title>London Time - S12E03</title>
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    <title>Photo Op - S12E04</title>
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    <title>The Poppy Corn Festival - S02E08</title>
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    <title>The Paperbirds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A gang of crooks mistakes Archibald for a criminal mastermind.</desc>
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    <title>From the Waldorf to Astoria - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When José's artistic talents come out, they hold an art show in the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Stay Out of My Briefs - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Billie gets a job as Gary's new secretary.</desc>
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    <title>Break a Leg, Stephanie - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Stephanie hopes to attend an exclusive music school, but Archie is reluctant to let her do so.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets a Head - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Archie wants his own bathroom in the basement; the contractors are too expensive, so he hires José and Raul to do the job.</desc>
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    <title>What Lies Beneath - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Otherworld beckons. Melody circles back to the Visser, where a new device captures a sacrifice. So much depends on Dan's journey into the unknown.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Forever Game - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When Peter gets fed up with his tag-along sister Monica, he speeds up on ahead of her and his friend during their bike ride.  They become seperated and Peter finds himself trapped in a place where he's forced to play a mysterious game, and his friend and sister are trapped in the woods until the game is finished.  If Peter wins this game, he'll be free to leave.  But if he loses, he'll be trapped there forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Misfortune Cookie - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Wishing that his life was more exciting, David gets more than he bargained for when he uses an ancient set of fortune cookies.  However, his new life doesn't turn out exactly as he'd expected.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Virtual Pets - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Isabel and Kate discover that Diggers, the newest and coolest Virtual Pets around, have a mind of their own, and playing with them can be very dangerous.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Zombie Dice - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Some kids discover that Mr. Click, the owner of the giant video arcade, has a sinister secret. If he challenges you to a game, don't play him, because if you lose you may never be seen again!</desc>
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    <title>Canaries - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Oliver is thrown by the changes within Team Arrow. He’s used to calling the shots but sees that the team has evolved in his absence and tensions quickly escalate in the lair. Oliver is furious that Laurel has been going out as the Black Canary and tells her to stop risking her life, but when Vertigo hits the streets again, Laurel goes against Oliver’s wishes and tracks down Vertigo who hits her with a full dose of the drug. Laurel’s biggest fears revolve around her sister Sara so the Vertigo causes her to hallucinate an epic fight between Canary and Black Canary. Meanwhile, Chase surprises Thea, and Roy warns Thea to stay away from Malcolm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062225 +0000" stop="20260612064857 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Binky Barnes, Wingman! - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Binky Barnes has a favourite pastime when Bug Week comes along - Butterflies, he worked very hard to collect these bugs for his report especially a hard blue-coloured kind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064857 +0000" stop="20260612071528 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1001 Dads - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Arthur believes that Buster is sad because Buster could not bring his dad to the Father's Day Picnic to have a fun time because his dad is divorced so Arthur tries to help him by ""borrowing"" a father for Buster just for that day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071528 +0000" stop="20260612074159 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What is that Thing? - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Arthur and his friends are facing impossible tasks, and they encounter a device that could help them fix all those problems, but they do not know what it is.</desc>
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    <title>The Mini-Series - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Alistair comes back from the states with news that a television company wants to turn Lionel's book into a miniseries. While trying to make copies at Jean's agency Lionel accidently shreds his summary that he wrote for the tv people. Despite this they decide to go ahead with the idea for the miniseries. So Jean and Lionel are off to Los Angeles.</desc>
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    <title>A Trip to Los Angeles - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Jean and Lionel arrive in Los Angeles to discuss the miniseries being made from Lionel's book.</desc>
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    <title>Dealing with Sally - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jean comes back from the states to find that the new branch manager she hired isn't working out. So she decides to handle it but, makes things worse.</desc>
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    <desc>Deadites are no match for our hero, but the Sheriff is, when Ash is brought up on charges. Ruby, Kelly, and Pablo go to break him out, but they discover some people are not who they seem to be. There's a new evil in town.</desc>
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    <desc>An angry mob corners Ash and the team in Brock's house while Ruby tries to summon the spell to send Baal back to hell. Ash finally proves to the townsfolk he is not a murderer but a hero, when a familiar deadite comes for him.</desc>
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    <desc>Ash wakes up in an asylum and a seemingly helpful doctor tries desperately to get him to admit his horrific acts so his healing can begin. Ash's world seems to crumble around him. Was this all in his head? Is he really Ashy Slashy?</desc>
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    <title>Ashy Slashy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ruby, Kelly and Pablo go to look for Ash and Baal in an abandoned asylum and encounter some crazy characters. They are all players in Baal's attempt to break Ash and find the Necronomicon. But did his plan work?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Traitor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>CID find a body buried in concrete as they investigate a drugs drop at a building site. Alex thinks she is getting better and will soon wake up in her own time. Working on the case though starts to clash with her wish to be back home.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do People Look Different? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>No two people are exactly alike, thanks to a little thing called DNA. Reggie Watts guest-stars as a nurse who explains it all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062911 +0000" stop="20260612065742 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Do We Have to Recycle? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to a landfill teeming with trash teaches the StoryBots the importance of recycling. Tony Hale guest-stars as the owner of a sorting facility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065742 +0000" stop="20260612072303 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Do Cell Phones Work? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>To see how cell phones work, the StoryBots hop inside one. Jennifer Garner guest-stars as a cell tower switching-station operator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072303 +0000" stop="20260612075126 +0000" channel="C479.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Happens When You Flush the Toilet? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>We use the toilet every day, but how does it work -- and where does our waste go? Jason Sudeikis guest-stars as a plumber in the know.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vision Time - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Koro Sensei exposes a major weakness, and Terasaka interrupts a fun summer day out with an assassination attempt that goes a little too far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063856 +0000" stop="20260612070158 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End-of-Term Time - S01E15</title>
    <desc>For finals, Koro Sensei gives his class a new goal--with an irresistible reward. The E Class makes its own deal with the top-tier A Class's Big Five.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070158 +0000" stop="20260612072500 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School's Out - First Term - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After two days of exams, the results are in. Both the ace A Class and the end E Class must come to terms with the outcome--and so must Koro Sensei.</desc>
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    <title>Island Time - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The E Class trains intently under a pro killer to prepare for their island assassination. Once there, they must make sure everything falls into place.</desc>
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    <title>A Giant Six Foot Nine Child - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tyson meets with fans and fields questions about his retirement during a tour to the Isle of Man. At home, Paris grills Venezuela about her ambitions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065555 +0000" stop="20260612073307 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picking A Fight With A Viking - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tyson, his father John and Paris open up about his ongoing struggles with mental health. Later, he flies to Iceland on a whim for an exhibition fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060940 +0000" stop="20260612065547 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steel - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The A-Team looks into sabotage at a construction site.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065547 +0000" stop="20260612074239 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Ballot - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Face replaces a candidate who was killed while running for sheriff against a corrupt incumbent, and ends up getting the military after the whole A-Team when his photo is published in the newspaper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062114 +0000" stop="20260612064640 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Bang - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Paper Boy? Who the hell is that? I swear everybody want to be a rapper now-a-days smh. Song is bumpin tho.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064640 +0000" stop="20260612070930 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Streets on Lock - S01E02</title>
    <desc>See every rapper think he a thug, well you do the crime, you do the time. Don't drop the soap haha. Free my uncle Jay!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070930 +0000" stop="20260612073436 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go for Broke - S01E03</title>
    <desc>This man Earn broke as hell. How you gone go out on a date with no money? Umm mhmm these Atlanta dudes trifling. But Ok, Paper Boi might really be about that life tho.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073436 +0000" stop="20260612075741 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Streisand Effect - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Paper Boi is tripping about this blog stuff but it's just Twitter bruh. It's just entertainment. Somebody needs to get Earn some money. Skreetmoney Worldwide man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061148 +0000" stop="20260612063427 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Brothers - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Colt pleads with Zeke to not use his scream and turn Falco into a Titan. All the while, soldiers and Titans clash in battle as Eren struggles to make contact with his brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063427 +0000" stop="20260612065823 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories of the Future - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Zeke takes Eren through Grisha's memories to show him how he's been brainwashed. But in doing so, Zeke discovers something about Eren that he never knew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065823 +0000" stop="20260612072101 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From You, 2,000 Years Ago - S04E21</title>
    <desc>This is the story of those who have been resisting, struggling, and continually advancing for 2,000 years. Who the hell started this story? Eren speaks to Founder Ymir, who continues walking, "You were waiting... All this time. For 2,000 years... Waiting for someone..."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072101 +0000" stop="20260612074458 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thaw - S04E22</title>
    <desc>With no walls left on the island and Shiganshina full of Titans, the Scouts must battle their former comrades. In the midst of it all, Gabi is determined to find and rescue Falco at whatever cost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062904 +0000" stop="20260612070325 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y.G.A.G.G. - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Casey and Evan take to the open road for a tense reunion. Back home, Sam and Zahid get ready to party, and Elsa bids farewell to the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070325 +0000" stop="20260612073211 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only Tweed - S03E05</title>
    <desc>As Paige makes a plan in the face of adversity, Sam awaits a crucial academic update. Elsa endures an uncomfortable encounter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061130 +0000" stop="20260612070150 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lovers - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Barry talks the lads into redecorating the hut, using paint 'redistributed' from the site stores.    Oz pretends to be a rich man's son to impress a German girl. He falls in love with her, only to discover that she has a Turkish boyfriend who owns a local 'sauna parlour'.    Oz almost ends up being knifed by the Turk, but is rescued when the Turks on the building site convince the wouldbe attacker that Oz is 'otherwise inclined'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070150 +0000" stop="20260612075257 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Other Four Letter Words - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Dennis' wife, Vera, visits him in Dusseldorf and tells him that she wants to try to rescue their marriage. With Vera and the kids back home to consider, will he stay in Germany or Return to the Sunny shores of England?   Meanwhile, Wayne has fallen in love with Christa, a secretary in the site office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060017 +0000" stop="20260612061908 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061908 +0000" stop="20260612063839 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063839 +0000" stop="20260612070027 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070027 +0000" stop="20260612072101 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Housemates - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The guys interview new housemates, Zach's Wi-Fi name is a big hit, Mark brings home a stray man, and a game show goes awry. Plus: everything's a drum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072101 +0000" stop="20260612074413 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061129 +0000" stop="20260612063400 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diners &amp; Daters - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Austin falls for a singing waitress and tries to get her interested in him by having Ally write a special song for her. Dez tries fending off Mindy's attention but pot-pies keep getting in the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063400 +0000" stop="20260612065647 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everglades &amp; Allygators - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While Austin and Ally work on a new song,  Trish and Dez accidentally lure in a legendary alligator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065647 +0000" stop="20260612071919 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Successes &amp; Setbacks - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Austin strains his vocal cords while rehearsing for his demo record, so he goes to see his doctor and learns he has a big decision to make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071919 +0000" stop="20260612074235 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Albums &amp; Auditions - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Ally gets accepted to a music school and is excited that Austin, Dez and Trish sent in an application on her behalf. Unfortunately, the school is in New York, forcing Ally to decide if she wants to move and leave her friends behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062529 +0000" stop="20260612071544 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder MTV - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Walter and Automan investigate an apparent attempt to kill the members of an all-girl band called Sweet Kicks.  But their investigation if hampered when the father of one of the girls seeks assistance from a crime syndicate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060248 +0000" stop="20260612062723 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Library - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Aang and his friends find a professor who knows of a library that contains information about the world, Sokka decides to go there to hopefully find some information to use against the Fire Nation. The library is guarded by the knowledge spirit, Wan Shi Tong, who doesn't welcome humans into his library, because he believes they only seek information for evil purposes. When Wan Shi Tong discovers Sokka wasn't being truthful with him, he begins to sink the library, bringing the kids down with it. Will everyone be able to escape the library in time? And who are the strange benders who have kidnapped Appa?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062723 +0000" stop="20260612065110 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Desert - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Aang searches for Appa, while Katara struggles to keep everyone together so they can survive in the vast desert while Sokaa supposedly gets "high" off Cactus juice in the desert.Meanwhile, Iroh and Zuko seek help from an ancient secret society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065110 +0000" stop="20260612073738 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Serpent's Pass - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Aang and the gang meet up with a group of refugees, they tell the gang where they can get on a ferry to Ba Sing Se. But after a series of events they have to take a deadly route called the serpent's pass with the help of an old friend, Suki. Meanwhile Zuko and Iroh meet up with a boy named Jet and his freedom fighters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060543 +0000" stop="20260612062820 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behold...The Vision! - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Still trying to restore hope and order to the world after the Skrull invasion, Captain America travels to Wakanda with the Avengers to repair his shield, but a new foe has come to take his shield. The Avengers must now find out where he came from and who sent him before he prevails.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062820 +0000" stop="20260612065056 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Powerless - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The Enchantress, as part of her master Surtur's plan, offers Loki a chance to exact his revenge on Thor and the Avengers for thwarting his conquest of the Nine Realms, and uses a spell to strip Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man of their powers. Now, the helpless heroes must defeat Loki - his soul now in command of a powerful Asgardian weapon known as the Destroyer - without their abilities.

NOTE: This episode was skipped in US airings, but included on the Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes boxed volume Secret Invasion as a bonus episode. Marvel released a clip of the episode, adding that it is "an un-aired episode available exclusively" on the DVD. This episode is part of the regular airing schedule on ABC Australia, and eventually broadcast on Disney XD in the US on May 5, 2013.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065056 +0000" stop="20260612071333 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault on 42 - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Stranded in the Negative Zone, the Avengers must join forces with their enemies - including former members of the Masters of Evil - to fight off an army of strange insectoid creatures that are laying siege to 42.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071333 +0000" stop="20260612073610 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultron Unlimited - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Avengers are ambushed and captured, one by one, by Ultron's team of synthezoid Avengers as part of the wayward android's plan to rid the world of "flawed" humans, perfect himself, and construct a mate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073610 +0000" stop="20260612075847 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yellowjacket - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A mysterious explosion seemingly kills Hank in his college laboratory, but as the Avengers and their friends mourn the loss of their fallen comrade-in-arms, a fearless new vigilante - endowed with the same powers and technology as Ant-Man/Giant-Man and Wasp and calling himself "Yellowjacket" - begins taking out the members of the Serpent Society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061557 +0000" stop="20260612065126 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Shot at a Million Dollars - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Contestants totter through a maze while balancing eggs on poles. What could go wrong? Also on the menu: table games with cards and quarters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065126 +0000" stop="20260612073014 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don’t Sleep! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Everyone risks a headache in a brain freeze challenge before trying to quickly thread needles and break balloons filled with cash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061723 +0000" stop="20260612063811 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial by Liar - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Danny is desperate to make up with Riley after their recent breakup, but she is still furious after learning he hooked up with Sam in high school. Determined to prove that she is not overreacting, Riley puts Danny on "trial" for breaking her heart, with Bonnie acting as Danny's lawyer. And Ben tries to save face with Zoey after discovering that her ex has returned to get back together with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063811 +0000" stop="20260612065859 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben-Semination - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Ben discovers Tucker has been making extra cash by visiting a sperm bank. In order to help Tucker pick up a nurse at the bank, Ben agrees to donate his own sperm but quickly regrets his decision after a couple chooses his sample. Riley and Danny continue to fight while attempting to host their friend's engagement party. Their moms, archenemies Bonnie and Jennifer, team up to get Riley and Danny back together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065859 +0000" stop="20260612071947 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High School Diplomacy - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Ben admits he never graduated high school and decides to go back to school in order to set a good example for Emma. Bonnie later confesses that she also did not graduate, so both must pass a final exam, instructed by Ms. Gilcrest, in order to get their diplomas. Riley and Sam are both inducted into the athletic hall of fame and argue over prime territory for their trophy case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071947 +0000" stop="20260612074036 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not So Great Grandma - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Bonnie is less than thrilled when she finds out that Ben invited her estranged mother Nana Lyle to town for Emma's preschool's family weekend. Meanwhile, Riley and Tucker enroll in an improv class in order to step out of their comfort zones and help them out in their respective careers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060340 +0000" stop="20260612062548 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Littlest Tweety - S01E69</title>
    <desc>Tweety feels distressed from being pushed around and overlooked because of his small size, but everyone else starts to regret it after they can't manage without him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062548 +0000" stop="20260612064802 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool for Cats - S01E71</title>
    <desc>Sylvester believes he lacks coolness and thinks he can get it by eating Chewy Chomps he saw on a commercial, but all it does is make his breath stink.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064802 +0000" stop="20260612071009 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Present Tense - S01E73</title>
    <desc>Today is Arbor day and everyone wants to give Granny something special, but Lola wants do that by herself. When the others see the trouble Lola is having, they give her a helping hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071009 +0000" stop="20260612073226 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell-a-Photo - S01E75</title>
    <desc>Granny shows to the babies a photo album and they reminisce their past times together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073226 +0000" stop="20260612075452 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>These Little Piggies Went To Market - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The babies are going with Floyd to help with the shopping at the supermarket. They go crazy over their favourite foods and mess up the place, even Bugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062338 +0000" stop="20260612070739 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babylon Squared - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Babylon 4 reappears at the same place it disappeared four years before, and Sinclair and Garibaldi lead an expedition to evacuate its crew. Meanwhile Delenn is summoned by the Grey council. They inform her that they have selected a new leader...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070739 +0000" stop="20260612075143 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quality of Mercy - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Franklin investigates an unlicensed medical practitioner in Downbelow, while Londo takes Lennier for a tour of Babylon 5's seedier locales. And in the brig, a convicted murderer waits for his sentence to be carried out - the death of personality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061550 +0000" stop="20260612063848 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Family Vacation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doc causes another power cut in his lab whilst trying to invent something. Jules and Verne are annoyed because their toy car racing has been interrupted (it runs on electricity) and Clara is annoyed at the lack of power as well. Feeling that his family has become too dependant on technology since they moved to the 20th Century, Doc uses the DeLorean to take his family back to Medieval England.
The family are not happy, especially when Doc sends the DeLorean several hours into the future so there is no way they can go home until then. Clara walks off and after meeting some Medeival women washing in the river she meets Lord Biffingham of Tannenshire. Biffingham takes a shine to Clara and when she turns him down he kidnaps her. Doc tries to save her but eneds up being kidnapped as well. Biffingham imprisons Clara in his tower and decides to marry her - once she has become a widow! And he plans her to be a widow very shortly by challenging Doc to a joustling match.
Jules, Verne and Einstei</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063848 +0000" stop="20260612070133 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forward to the Past - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Doc and the boys travel back to prehistoric times to test a new invention and Doc stops a meteor from colliding with Earth. They don't realize they changed history until they return home and find a civilization where dinosaurs rule!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070133 +0000" stop="20260612072257 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witchcraft - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Marty makes an emergency trip back to Salem, Massachusetts in the DeLorean to deliver a spare flux capacitor to Doc and the family. While Doc installs it to fix the train, Marty, Clara and the boys go into town, where Marty gets accused of being a witch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072257 +0000" stop="20260612074447 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roman Holiday (aka Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Race) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Marty and Doc head to Ancient Rome, unaware Jules and Verne are joining them. While the boys cause trouble, Marty gets mixed up in a chariot race with Bifficus and Doc gets thrown to the lions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061549 +0000" stop="20260612064009 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two Musketeers - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Son music fills France as the Two Musketeers, Pablo and Tyrone, escape the clutches of the Empress and receive help from a stranger who also wants to be a musketeer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064009 +0000" stop="20260612070432 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Fairytale Village - S03E17</title>
    <desc>It's a madcap bluegrass chase through Fairytale Village as Paperboy Tyrone meets his hungry new customers: Austin the Wolf, Uniqua the Witch, and Pablo the Giant!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070432 +0000" stop="20260612072853 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masked Retriever - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's a musical adventure in Viejo, California, as Librarian Uniqua turns into the Masked Retriever to get back an overdue library book from Don Austin as they sing Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072853 +0000" stop="20260612075159 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Splashinis - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone are practicing their new dive at the Splashini Water Park. But will a Sea Monster in the dive pool prevent them from making their big splash?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062046 +0000" stop="20260612065723 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Multicultural Wedding - S02E07</title>
    <desc>From a gravity-defying cake to a breakfast buffet where nothing is at it seems, the bakers get non-traditional for a multicultural wedding celebration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065723 +0000" stop="20260612073407 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring on the Heat! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The heat is on as the squad creates treats to celebrate Los Angeles's Firefighter of the Year - but have some bakers bitten off more than they can chew?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062434 +0000" stop="20260612071452 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Chain Reactions - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pulleys, ramps and pendulums drive the Rube Goldberg-style confections the bakineers construct for this complicated contraption challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060202 +0000" stop="20260612062929 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Teeth - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer encounters resistance to his Las Vegas expansion initiative in Los Angeles and Oakland. Meanwhile, Charles feels slighted by Larry for not getting credit after he landed a coveted lineman; Joe takes a detour with Reggie; Jason rebukes Kisan for his lack of transparency; and Ricky jumps to conclusions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062929 +0000" stop="20260612065653 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ride and Die - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A key owner's blessing to bring professional football to Las Vegas hinges on equally critical meetings for Spencer and Joe. Meanwhile, Ricky stages his own private workout after being spurned by his new teammates; Vernon seeks a second chance; and tensions escalate between Charles and Larry after a Kisan's tryout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065653 +0000" stop="20260612072502 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Believe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Spencer faces new challenges getting Wayne to finance his Vegas initiative, and ponders his place in the big picture. Looking to mend a long-festering feud between Larry and Coach Berg, Julie persuades Charles to invite both men over for a home-cooked meal. Vernon is surprised by an unscheduled visit from a league official; Joe becomes obsessed with virtual reality; Ricky loses focus and pays the price.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072502 +0000" stop="20260612075303 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Hate New York - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With the owners’ meeting a week away, Spencer, Joe and Mr. Anderson head north in search of financing for a Vegas stadium. Larry tests the limits of Charles’ loyalty and patience; Ricky gets a sobering diagnosis, and presses Jason to close a deal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063057 +0000" stop="20260612072646 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Hell - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy have three months until the wedding and they have to search for a venue that can hold a few hundred people. They also hold an engagement party for some of their family and friends that will be attending the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072646 +0000" stop="20260612074725 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Season on Brides - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy try to hire a wedding planner and Missy looks for her wedding dress.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060351 +0000" stop="20260612060822 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060822 +0000" stop="20260612061249 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061249 +0000" stop="20260612061721 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061721 +0000" stop="20260612062151 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banana Junction - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Bananaman and Crow have their train journey interrupted...by the Heavy Mob!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062151 +0000" stop="20260612062626 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown Jewel Caper - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Heavy Mob are out of jail and plan to steal the Crown Jewels. Once again, it's all up to Bananaman...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062626 +0000" stop="20260612063107 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Total - S03E15</title>
    <desc>General Blight has given out his orders... and things don't look good for the Man of Peel!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063107 +0000" stop="20260612063543 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananaman Meets Dr. Gloom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom, and General Blight plan to take over the world as soon as they have disposed of Bananaman. As Bananaman tries to stop them he is turned into a baby by Doctor Gloom's ray gun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063543 +0000" stop="20260612064018 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Breakout - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of underground criminal The Mole, the Heavy Mob break out of jail and escape through an underground tunnel. Bananaman follows in order to dispose of the Mole and capture the Heavy Mob.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064018 +0000" stop="20260612064450 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Station Zero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman must stop The Weatherman from ruining England's nice day with his weather machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064450 +0000" stop="20260612064929 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alien Planet - S01E04</title>
    <desc>King Zorg and his army of Nerks transport Bananaman to their home planet to give him the locations of all the military installations and chinese takeaways on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064929 +0000" stop="20260612065402 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kidnap Caper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>General Blight kidnaps the chairman of the United Nations Christmas Club committee and chains him to a railway track, demanding billions of pounds of ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065402 +0000" stop="20260612065838 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House on Hangman's Hill - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Everybody thinks that the house on Hangman's Hill is haunted by a ghost. Bananaman is sent to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065838 +0000" stop="20260612070310 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destination Danger - S01E07</title>
    <desc>King Zorg steals the Early Warning satellite so nobody will be alerted to his latest Earth invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070310 +0000" stop="20260612070747 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wall of Death - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The evil Weatherman makes it rain constantly, so the wall that protects Acacia Road will fall down, and allow hundreds of people to be flooded by the water. Bananaman is called into stop his evil scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070747 +0000" stop="20260612071219 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws of Steel - S01E09</title>
    <desc>General Blight hires the cold-blooded killer Auntie to dispose of Bananaman following a meeting of criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071219 +0000" stop="20260612071653 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Banana Kid - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman decides to hire a sidekick because he is so busy trying to save the world. But the interview process is put on hold when he receives news that a shark has invaded the local swimming pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071653 +0000" stop="20260612072129 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auntie's Back in Town - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Auntie returns and has another plan to defeat Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072129 +0000" stop="20260612072605 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>General Blight and Doctor Gloom plot to use a fairground machine to blow up Acacia Road police station. Eric is told of their evil plan and transforms into Bananaman to try and stop them before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072605 +0000" stop="20260612073042 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Old Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>There's a mystery at the old mine - somebody is digging away with a powerful machine, and if it isn't stopped, the whole town will collapse! Bananaman goes to investigate...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073042 +0000" stop="20260612073514 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Tribe of the Tapiocas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bananaman drops in on the mysterious jungles of the Banana Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073514 +0000" stop="20260612073943 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at the Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom creates a new villain called Appleman and orders him to seek out and destroy Bananaman. Appleman takes Eric and Samantha hostage in order to find out the location of Bananaman, not realising that Eric is Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073943 +0000" stop="20260612074415 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074415 +0000" stop="20260612074848 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074848 +0000" stop="20260612075322 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075322 +0000" stop="20260612075755 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060706 +0000" stop="20260612065907 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Days - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Easy Company lands in Normandy, scattered all across and away from their drop zone. 1st Lt. Meehan, commander of Easy, is killed when his plane suffers a direct hit and 1st Lt. Winters must take command and 1st Lt. Speirs is introduced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060701 +0000" stop="20260612065831 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil for Evil - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An illegal search warrant helps Lucas bust Proctor, but at a cost. Sharp and his skinheads look for payback against Emmett, testing the limits of the deputy’s patience. Carrie provides the cash for Max’s treatments and takes a small step towards thawing out her relationship with Gordon and Deva. Job finally gets a lead on Rabbit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065831 +0000" stop="20260612074724 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>In New York, Job drops in on a priest with ties to Rabbit, taking a hit for his troubles. Carrie's relationship with Gordon faces a new test in the wake of another revelation. Burton silences one traitor, but another eludes him. Alex vows to deliver evidence to keep Proctor behind bars. Emmett moves on, while Brock looks to move up. Lucas and Carrie brace for an epic showdown, as does an NYPD captain with ties to their past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060733 +0000" stop="20260612064903 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karaoke Katastrophe - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dimples
Burbank, CA

At Dimples, America’s first karaoke bar, Jon Taffer must deal with dated décor, an angry chef, and an oblivious owner… who’s also a hoarder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064903 +0000" stop="20260612072951 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Horse Walks Into a Bar - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Chilleen's
Black Canyon City, AZ

Horses defecating inside this Arizona bar are the least of Jon Taffer’s problems. He must contend with drunk owners, a family in turmoil, and a bank foreclosure if he hopes to save this business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060410 +0000" stop="20260612062658 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Ring Dreamhouse - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Barbie feels horrible when outside commitments keep her from taking Chelsea to her first circus, so Barbie decides to make it up to her by putting on a circus at the Dreamhouse!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062658 +0000" stop="20260612064945 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude Fight - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Dudes &amp; Trey get into a fight that results in the Dudes befriending Barbie instead. Without the Dudes, Trey finds a friend in Ken when they bond over a video game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064945 +0000" stop="20260612071254 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copy Cat - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Tammy, in her desire to be as well-liked as Barbie, decides to copy Barbie in all ways possible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071254 +0000" stop="20260612073530 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbie's Day Off - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Barbie is forced to spend the day at home when she catches a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073530 +0000" stop="20260612075841 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of the Miner's Ghost - S05E09</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061131 +0000" stop="20260612063425 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game On! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Needing more cash to pay for the last song on their demo, Malibu and Brooklyn decide to compete on a wacky game show, but get more, and less, than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063425 +0000" stop="20260612065720 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race to the Finish - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Malibu and Brooklyn get help from their friends and family to find Otto Phoenix and deliver their music demo before heading to California for the summer, but encounter a series of unexpected obstacles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065720 +0000" stop="20260612072012 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Takes Two - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Brooklyn and Malibu must convince their parents to let them stay together after the girls get accepted to the arts academy of their dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072012 +0000" stop="20260612074305 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Day Frenzy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Malibu's homesick and Brooklyn loses her voice, but the besties find a way to help each other and embrace their new lives in New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060157 +0000" stop="20260612064724 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aggie - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A retarded waitress who sees a narcotics cop commit murder allows herself to be persuaded that another man committed the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064724 +0000" stop="20260612073243 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Down Will Come Baby - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When a mother has second thoughts after selling her baby, she helps Baretta infiltrate a group trafficking in black market babies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061055 +0000" stop="20260612063609 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Photographer - S06E02</title>
    <desc>A tranquil prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ, which is timely for the drug dealer caught with an impressive stash; an elderly mugger poses as a photographer to ensnare lonely women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063609 +0000" stop="20260612065808 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vacation - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A string of false alarms suggests that a sniper may be after a cop, but the detectives are preoccupied with Barney's posted vacation schedules and the case of a man who won't donate a kidney to his ailing brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065808 +0000" stop="20260612072323 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brother - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A visiting monk opts for a quick dalliance with a lady of the streets; Barney discovers to his horror that Dietrich may not be cut out for mugging detail; especially since it must be done in drag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072323 +0000" stop="20260612074524 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slave - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Harris bristles when he learns that the Burmese chauffeur being booked for a traffic accident is actually an indentured servant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062954 +0000" stop="20260612071324 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in Number 9 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Bates Motel welcomes its first guest; Norman learns that popular girls come with many complications and Norma hires Emma to work at the motel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071324 +0000" stop="20260612075617 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Boy and His Dog - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A mysterious stranger causes problems for Norma; Bradley is not happy when rumors spread at school; Dylan and Remo go on a fateful road trip; Norman takes up a grisly hobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061120 +0000" stop="20260612063637 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Rat's Away the Mice Will Play - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Batman manages to escape the Riddler’s death trap. He and Robin decide to lay low until they can figure out the Riddler’s caper. Meanwhile, the Riddler frees King Boris, who brings a gift to a major monument in Gotham City. It turns out the Riddler has substituted a bomb for King Boris’s gift and he is demanding a ransom. The Riddler, though, overplays his hand, enabling Batman and Robin to capture the Riddler and his gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063637 +0000" stop="20260612070153 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thirteenth Hat - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Jervis Tetsch, aka the Mad Hatter, is abducting all the jurors who convicted him of a previous crime wave. He is also taking their hats. His final target is none other than Batman, who provided the key testimony in the Mad Hatter’s trial. Batman and Robin have the Mad Hatter and his gang cornered but the criminal mastermind manages to encase the Caped Crusader in plaster of Paris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070153 +0000" stop="20260612072705 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batman Stands Pat - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Batman, thanks to superior breath control, is able to escape the plaster of Paris in which he was encased. Despite this, the Mad Hatter is still at large. Eventually, Batman and Robin again face off against the Mad Hatter at his criminal lair. Things look bad, but the Dyamic Duo manage to triumph.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072705 +0000" stop="20260612075223 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Joker Goes to School - S01E15</title>
    <desc>At Woodrow Roosevelt High School, a vending machine gives out money. Dick Grayson is there to witness it. Batman learns the vending machines are operated by a company bought by the Joker after being released from prison. The Joker and his gang are aided by Susie, a cheerleader at the school. In the course of their investigation, Batman and Robin are captured and placed in electric chairs. If a “one armed bandit” comes up the wrong way, they’ll be electrocuted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061342 +0000" stop="20260612063452 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Mover - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Terry's friend Jackie, the foster daughter of wealthy industrialist Bill Wallace, is being stalked by a creature that can reform itself out of the earth and control the earth around it. When an attack reveals canisters of radioactive toxic waste from underground, Batman tries to find the connection between the creatures, Wallace, and Jackie's late father, Wallace's former partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063452 +0000" stop="20260612065553 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joyride - S02E03</title>
    <desc>An experimental military warcraft makes an emergency landing in the middle of nowhere, where it's seized by a bunch of Jokerz out initiating a new member. Batman and its designer, Dr. Price, race to stop the Jokerz before they lay waste to the city -- and before the nuclear core goes critical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065553 +0000" stop="20260612071716 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Soul - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When executive Robert Vance was diagnosed with a degenerative brain disorder, he arranged to have his consciousness digitized. Now, 35 years later, his grandson Bobby has awakened him before his computer is shut down. Searching for a temporary home before he can find a human host, he infects Batman's costume. Terry goes after him, hoping to answer the question -- is Batman the suit, or the man inside it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071716 +0000" stop="20260612073826 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Agenda - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Maxine "Max" Gibson, one of Terry's classmates and a bona fide genius, has created a computer program to figure out Batman's secret identity. When Max is targeted by the Jokerz, she rewrites the code to find the Jokerzs' identities, which only puts her in more danger. Michael Rosenbaum and Jill Eikenberry make their first appearances as the voices of Carter Wilson, another one of Terry's classmates, and his mother.</desc>
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    <desc>The Stalker, a cybernetically enhanced big game hunter who combines technological and primitive methods to stalk dangerous prey, comes to Gotham to hunt the most dangerous prey of them all: Batman. After their first encounter, the Stalker extends the hunt by pursuing Terry. Unfortunately, Terry is taking care of his younger brother Matt than night -- and must find a way to save himself without endangering his brother or revealing his identity. Carl Lumbly makes his first appearance as the voice of the Stalker.</desc>
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    <title>See No Evil - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Lloyd "Eddie" Ventrix is on the verge of losing his daughter, Kimberly, to his ex-wife, Helen, due to his past as an con artist. Determined not to lose Kimberly, Ventrix dons a suit, stolen from where he used to work while on parole, which grants the user invisibility but also becomes highly toxic, and poses as Kimberly's imaginary friend, Mojo, while stealing jewellery for her. Can Batman solve the mystery crimes and stop Ventrix, and at the same time, save his life, despite the fact that he can't even see him?</desc>
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    <title>The Demon's Quest (1) - S01E57</title>
    <desc>When Robin is mysteriously abducted from his college campus, the Batman begins a fruitless search ... until he is astounded by the sudden appearance in the Batcave of Ra's Al Ghul. Ra's quickly reveals that his daughter, Talia, has been abducted under circumstances similar to Robin's, suggesting that the same persons are responsible. So begins an uneasy truce between the Batman and 'The Demon'.</desc>
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    <title>The Demon's Quest (2) - S01E58</title>
    <desc>After freeing Talia from her father's clutches and escaping from an avalanche, Batman and Robin follow the only clue they have - the word 'Orpheus'. After discovering that 'Orpheus' is Ra's private satellite that will orbit over the Sahara, the duo travel to the Demon's desert stronghold. There, Batman learns that the satellite is actually a weapon which will explosively destroy all the Lazarus Pits simultaneously, throughout the world, destroying all the life that exists.</desc>
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    <title>Read My Lips - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Batman discovers that  A brand new gang has made its debut committing the slickest crimes ever, thanks to the gang leader, Scarface. It's up to Batman to stop Scarface and his "dummy", the Ventriloquist.
 new crime czar is a wooden dummy manipulated by a mild mannered man with a split personality.</desc>
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    <title>Shadow of the Bat! - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Batman gets infected by a vampire bite, and proceeds to attack his JLI friends!</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Batmen! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Batman gets hurt, his friends Capt Marvel, Aquaman, Green Arrow, and Plastic Man attempt to fill his cowl</desc>
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    <title>Scorn of the Star Sapphire! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Batman and Wonder Woman team up to defeat Baroness Paula Von Gunther and her army of robots, as well as to save Col. Steve Trevor. Batman teams up with Hal Jordan to fight Star Sapphire and her Zamaron army.</desc>
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    <title>Time Out for Vengeance! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Batman and the Justice League International travel to the past to stop an evil force from wiping out all the incarnations of Batman throughout time.</desc>
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    <title>Ancient Ruins - S01E09</title>
    <desc>This mythical place is no longer a mystery! The Last Monster awaits in the Ancient Ruins. Will Kitty be crowned the ultimate champion?</desc>
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    <title>Slash and Burn! - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Fire and fury in the BattleBox as the new season kicks off with a bang. Buckle up as bots from around the globe return to the BattleBox to face off in the world’s top robot combat tournament...</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Chief Tyrol and his wife Cally become trapped in a malfunctioning airlock. Adama remembers his late wife Carolanne as he marks his wedding anniversary. His relationship with President Roslin continues to become more friendly and personal.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Hands - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Amid a heated labor dispute, Tyrol asks the imprisoned Baltar for advice. Seelix becomes involved after she is turned down for flight training.</desc>
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    <title>Bluegrass, Bourbon &amp; BBQ - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Kentucky has one of the most delicious BBQ traditions in the South. John Foreman of Old Hickory Bar-B-Que Restaurant, Roy Henry of Henry's Boogalou BBQ, and Mike Ramage of Still Smokin' BBQ compete for the title of BBQ Pitmasters Kentucky Champion.</desc>
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    <title>Father Vs. Son - S04E07</title>
    <desc>BBQ PITMASTERS judge, Myron Mixon and his son, Michael, are traveling America's barbecue circuit together, checking out the country's most revered BBQ joints, and most importantly, going head-to-head in a father/son cooking rivalry that will rock the roots of BBQ nation...or at least the Mixon family tree.</desc>
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    <title>Party Like It's 1899 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang play new roles at a murder mystery party.</desc>
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    <title>Screama Donna - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The gang pretend to be a band to investigate a ghostly musician.</desc>
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    <title>Kitchen Frightmare - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While visiting Shaggy's and Scooby's food mentor, they have to help out in the restaurant while solving the mystery of the yeti attacks.</desc>
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    <title>Me, Myself, and A.I. - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While the gang was enjoying a tour of a robot factory, a robot butler becomes self-aware and tries to do in all the humans.</desc>
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    <title>Area 51 Adjacent - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Scooby and the gang get arrested by the army, accused of being the aliens that crash-landed in the desert earlier.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome To New York! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kentucky chef Anthony Lamas and Washington chef Jennifer Nguyen bring the battle to the Big Apple for a chance to Beat Bobby Flay.</desc>
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    <title>Farmer and the Belle - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Georgia chef Matthew Raiford and Boston chef Karen Akunowicz compete for their chance to take on Bobby Flay.</desc>
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    <title>Old Dog, New Tricks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>New Yorker Brian Tsao and Maryland's Adam Harvey duke it out for their chance to knock Bobby off his throne.</desc>
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    <title>Fighting Irish - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cancer survivor Steven McHugh goes head-to-head with 6'7 former rock star, Brian Young.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty and the Feast - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Farm girl Rochelle Bilow takes on city boy Paul Denamiel for a chance to take on Bobby Flay.</desc>
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    <title>Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Julia's kite crashes in the garden, badly torn, Crick and the Bugs try to find a way to help old Mr Kite fly again. / After an argument with the Beat Bugs, Walter storms off to find new friends. So the Bugs decide to show him how much they love him..</desc>
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    <title>Day Tripper - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While trying to help a Cicada, the Beat Bugs become stranded near the Big House. Somehow they have to get home before dark - but how? / The Beat Bugs are having a birthday party for Katter the Pillar - when she starts to change in a way none of them expected.</desc>
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    <title>Why Don't We Do It in the Road - S01E21</title>
    <desc>After the Bugs foolishly decide to play on the road, it's up to Walter to find his inner hero and save his friends from disaster. / The Beat Bugs meet a strange young bug called Melvin, who loves games. But when he sets them an impossible puzzle, they feel trapped.</desc>
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    <title>Orphans - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Catherine's father dies and Vincent allows her to come below to grieve. He also makes her go back above because he knows that she does not belong there no matter how he feels. Catherine finally agrees and goes back above.</desc>
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    <title>Arabesque - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ballerina, Lisa's return to the tunnels opens up old wounds for Vincent.</desc>
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    <title>Head Lice - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The boys try to find their own treatment for a nasty case of head lice.
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    <title>Cyber-Butt - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.
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    <title>Nose Bleed - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop.
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    <title>Citizens' Arrest - S07E12</title>
    <desc>After being congratulated for thwarting an attempted robbery at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head start "arresting" everyone in sight.
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    <title>Pierced - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The boys decide to get skull earrings -- piercing their own ears is the hard part.
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  <programme start="20260612064007 +0000" stop="20260612064839 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Great Day - S07E14</title>
    <desc>After school closes for a holiday, just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day."
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  <programme start="20260612064839 +0000" stop="20260612065534 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Strike - S07E15</title>
    <desc>The boys decide to take a stand and go on strike -- to get out of work.
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    <title>Follow Me - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does.  Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does.
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    <title>Nothing Happening - S07E17</title>
    <desc>After the TV goes out, the boys sleep through four disasters that ravage their town.
videos:   Tom Jones - "If I Only Knew"</desc>
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    <title>Take a Lap - S07E18</title>
    <desc>After watching infomercials, the boys go for a jog and mix a super muscle drink at Stewart's place -- destroying the house in the process.
videos:   Skatman John - "Skatman"</desc>
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    <title>Shortcuts - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head miss the schoolbus and decide to take a shortcut home.
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    <title>Bride of Butt-Head - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Butt-head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to "get some;" Beavis wants to watch.
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  <programme start="20260612074147 +0000" stop="20260612074950 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Delivery - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run.
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  <programme start="20260612074950 +0000" stop="20260612075706 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woodshop - S07E22</title>
    <desc>During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger.   videos:    Sugartooth - "Sold My Fortune"</desc>
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    <title>Chris-Mess - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Chris gets jealous when she hears from John that he is dating an editor at a leading magazine and is going to spend Christmas with her in Vermont. Also: Bob fears that a street-corner Santa is out to get him, and Margaret tries to cheer up Linda by having her go caroling with a church group.</desc>
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    <title>Once Upon a Time - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Margaret looks back 10 years to her first meeting with John, when she persuaded him to hire her and keep his practice open instead of closing shop and returning to Boston. Meanwhile, Bob hides at the diner from an angry tenant who wants him to fix a clogged drain; and Chris finds Jake's old keyboard.</desc>
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    <title>Bad to the Bone - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jake and Bob misinterpret one of Chris's phone conversations and assume that she and John are sleeping together. At the office, John tries to persuade a promiscuous teen to use condoms.</desc>
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    <title>But I've Got Friends I Haven't Used Yet - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Becker's old college roommate Rick Cooper, a recovering alcoholic, comes to town to make amends; but John was unaware until now that Rick was the one behind the misdeeds he confesses, which include stealing and sleeping with his wife. Meanwhile, Margaret spends time with Cliff, the medical supply salesman, until Linda accuses her of having an affair with him; and Bob becomes obsessed with his supposedly imminent death.</desc>
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    <title>The Job - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Fed up with his practice, John applies for a research position in Baltimore, without telling his friends. His suspicious behavior then leads them to believe he's either sick or on drugs.</desc>
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    <title>Food - S01E01</title>
    <desc>One morning Bee wakes from a dream and is starving. New recipe in hand Bee and PuppyCat head to the store and then to cook with Deckard. Oh yeah – there's a talking cicada.</desc>
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    <title>Farmer - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After receiving a new assignment from TempBot, and in new uniforms (magic pockets included), Bee and PuppyCat slide into a farming job on Jelly Cube Planet.</desc>
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    <title>Beach - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Cardamon the cranky landlord kicks them out of the apartment, Bee and PuppyCat head to the beach and search for a place to watch the Pretty Patrick Lunchtime Marathon. They'll never look at a crab the same way again...</desc>
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    <title>Cats - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In our midseason finale, Bee and PuppyCat travel to a bathhouse on Cat-Head Planet for their strangest and most adorable job yet. Lucky for them, Pretty Patrick is on TV over there, too!</desc>
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    <title>Figures of Light - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The consequences of their actions leave Danny and Amy in a surreal situation that tests their grasp on reality.</desc>
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    <title>All the Things We're Never Going to Have - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Country-club employees Ashley and Austin witness a vicious fight between their boss and his wife — and decide to leverage it to get ahead.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Beetlejuice and Drive - S04E57</title>
    <desc>BJ and Doomie are caught distributing phony driver's licenses and sent to traffic school. But BJ's got a plan to escape, and winds up as...a hero?</desc>
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    <title>Robbin Juice of Sherweird Forest - S04E58</title>
    <desc>Yes, Beetlejuice moves to Sherweird Forest and attempts to steal from the rich and...what was that other part again? Oh well. But then the Sheriff of RottingHam kidnaps Lydia and he must rescue her from Prince John DonJuan, the Sherweird Florist, before she crumbles under his bad puns.</desc>
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    <title>Midnight Scum - S04E59</title>
    <desc>Donnyjuice is a wanted man with a huge price on his head--which makes for a perfect opportunity for Beetlejuice to get a little 'closer' to his brother (with the aid of handcuffs, of course). But BJ isn't the only reward-seeker on the scene: he must contend with Deader Alive, the famous bounty hunter from Neitherworld TV.</desc>
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    <title>Gold Rush Fever - S04E60</title>
    <desc>BJ is bitten by the gold bug (yes, literally), and contracts the dreaded Gold Fever. He must find some gold or he'll never get well. But a claim jumper has his eye on BJ's prospect...Can Lydia, Jacques and Doomie save him?</desc>
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    <title>The Second Door - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite David's warnings, Louise can't shake her concern for Adele, who sows seeds of doubt over what happened with Rob on her family estate.</desc>
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    <title>Behind Her Eyes - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A stunning revelation makes Louise dig deeper into David and Adele's past, and what she discovers pushes her to demand the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Feeling Tested - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After learning she has a say in who replaces Garrett, Mary Jane questions Justin's overtures toward her; Kara helps Orlando in his transition from athlete to broadcaster.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bulldog Buddies - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Troy is hurt when his younger brother chooses Bella as his football mentor; Pepper's parents forbid her from having a boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Player Hater - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Troy begins dating Charlotte, Bella decides to put her differences with Charlotte aside; Bella struggles to break difficult news to her friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064824 +0000" stop="20260612071024 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Root for Newt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After Coach shuts down Newt's request to be a starter, Bella tries to help him find his place on the team; Troy becomes interested in an older girl and tries to ask her on a date using Sophie's advice.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bulldog Blues - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Bulldogs lose to the worst team which sends the players into a tailspin.  Bella guarantees they will make the playoffs, but has problems backing it up.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Kicking and Scheming - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Bulldogs lose their kicker and strike a deal with the soccer team.</desc>
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    <title>Grenadian Nightmare - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Chef Anthony buckled under pressure with an a la charge dinner menu; the interior crew continue to feel the strain of being a stew down; the crew gets a day off to spend at a resort but the Fraser vs. Barbie drama makes it anything but relaxing.</desc>
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    <title>Royal Rumble - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Sunny feels frustrated by Ben's wandering gaze; a fresh batch of guests appear to be exceptionally demanding; Fraser reaches his limits with Barbie and asks Captain Kerry to implement a crew change.</desc>
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    <title>Framed - S02E03</title>
    <desc>At a city, Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max are waiting outside a video game store to purchase the newly-released Sumo Slammer video game. Gwen and Grandpa Max go the book store, but when they return to check on him, Four Arms comes out of the store by force. They return to the RV, and find that Ben is already there. Gwen yells at Ben for what he's done, but he has no clue of what she's talking about. But as she gives direct evidence that Four Arms was attacking the city, Ben heads out to find the perpetrator, using the identity of his aliens to ruin his current reputation as a hero.</desc>
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    <title>Gwen 10 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When two robbers try to rob a gas station mart, Ben decides to turn into Four Arms to stop them. However, when he tries to activate the Omnitrix, it seems to be missing from his wrist. To make the situation more confusing, Grandpa Max and Gwen seem to have no knowledge of the summer they've spent together so far. It turns out that it's the first day of their vacation. Ben discovers that he has traveled back in time, and he decides to get the Omnitrix again. When he arrives at the crash, though, Gwen was able to get there first and obtain the device. Gwen has more control over the Omnitrix than Ben did. Can Ben find a way out of this alternate reality, and get things back the way they were?</desc>
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    <title>Grudge Match - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In the middle of nowhere, Ben, as Diamond Head, fights Kevin 11, who is still in his mutated form. As they fight, they are taken to a ship, where a battle between different aliens are held. But when a mechanical droid named Slix decides to create a bond with Ben and Kevin as a team, they immediately turn his idea down. But with no choice, they must find a way out. Will Ben and Kevin learn the importance of teamwork?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Galactic Enforcers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>At a museum, Ben sits and reads a comic, daydreaming about himself as a super hero. As Gwen interrupts him, she is not happy how Ben treats the artwork. His day has been a bore, but when an alien vessel arrives, an alien named Volcanus and the bounty hunter Sixsix come to pursue the Biocenthium alloy to complete a mixture with Element X to create a bomb, strong enough to destroy a whole solar system. Suddenly, Ben meets The Galactic Enforcers, a group of three who serve in protecting the galaxy under the conduct code. Ben is intrigued by their heroic appearance, but are they really something to be looking up to?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alien X-tinction - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Tennysons are attacked by a villainous dimension-hopping Omni-alien known only as Alien X. With help from a parallel universe version of Max, they bring multiple alternate Bens and Gwens together to form an alien hero army and combat this threat.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Filth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ben is tasked with cleaning the Rust Bucket, but when he is tricked into letting the villainous and vile Fly Guys steal it, he must chase them down before they create an unstoppable maggot monster.
Air date from Australia</desc>
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    <title>Freaky Gwen Ben - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When Ben interferes with malicious magician Hex's quest for the earth-moving Titan Gloves at a swap meet, he switches bodies with Gwen forcing him to walk a mile in her shoes and vice-versa!
Air date from Australia</desc>
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    <title>Waterfilter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Max's trip to Niagara Falls is cut short by the horrid Hydromanders - creatures menacing them and their fellow tourists.
Air date from the UK and Australia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060933 +0000" stop="20260612063221 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Worlds (2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ben goes to the HighBreeds' world in an attempt to stop their attack on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063221 +0000" stop="20260612065500 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vengeance of Vilgax (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Vilgax, after conquering 10 planets, comes to Earth to destroy Ben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065500 +0000" stop="20260612071733 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vengeance of Vilgax (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen and Kevin race to collect the Omnitrix's missing forms and make it to the battle with Vilgax on time. Meanwhile, Kevin discovers that his new transformation has some benefits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071733 +0000" stop="20260612073945 +0000" channel="C548.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inferno - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen and Kevin discover that Vulkanus is planning to drill the center of the Earth and drop a bomb into the hole. Destroying the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061708 +0000" stop="20260612063941 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catfight - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The princesses Looma and Attea are at odds over who gets to marry Ben!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063941 +0000" stop="20260612070216 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collect This - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Ben finally meets the ones responsible for his intergalactic TV show, and the actor who makes Ben 10 more famous than Ben himself!</desc>
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    <title>And Then There Were None - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Vilgax and Eon team up to wipe out every Ben in every dimension.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072417 +0000" stop="20260612074613 +0000" channel="C549.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Was Ben - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Professor Paradox unites the good Bens from across all dimensions to take on Vilgax, Eon, and the evil Bens in the ultimate showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060248 +0000" stop="20260612062507 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creature from Beyond - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An evil creature released from another dimension has plans to enslave the human race for its master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062507 +0000" stop="20260612064741 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Training - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ben, Gwen, and Kevin are forced to go through basic training at the Plumbers' Academy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064741 +0000" stop="20260612070957 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Easy Being Gwen - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A day in the hectic life of Gwen Tennyson.</desc>
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    <title>Ben 10,000 Returns - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ben 10,000 returns to help Ben battle a new, dangerous threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073235 +0000" stop="20260612075512 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonstruck - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Max tells the kids about his first encounter with aliens and the story of how he and Verdona met and fell in love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061016 +0000" stop="20260612063220 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royal Fairy Picnic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Holly invites Ben to the annual Royal Fairy Picnic. King Thistle hopes there won't be a repeat of last year's magical jelly flood!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gaston The Ladybird - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly like to play with Gaston the ladybird. One morning when they come to his cave the find it empty and moreover it's absolutely filthy. Thinking it will cheer up Gaston they clean up the cave. But when Gaston comes back from his morning walk they realise it was a mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065425 +0000" stop="20260612071629 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly's Magic Wand - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Holly loses her magic wand. Without it, the little fairy can't do any spells! Can Ben use his elf skills to locate the magical baton?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071629 +0000" stop="20260612073833 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elf Farm - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Holly goes to the elf farm with Ben and Mr Elf to collect an egg for the king's breakfast. While they are there, however, a huge chicken escapes and runs amok throughout Little Kingdom!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063731 +0000" stop="20260612073108 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top of the Tops - S02E03</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: Very Well, M'Lady
2.Benny's Ballad: "Flying South"
3.Shameful Moments of Sport
4.Petticoat and Vine: "World of Love and Laughter"
5.Henry and Alice and Bob and Mary
6.Benny's Bloopers
7.Kiki Dee: "You Made Me So Very Happy"
8.Crime Does Not Pay
9.Love Will Find A Way
10.Top of the Tops
11.Closing: The Age Of Aquarius</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060011 +0000" stop="20260612062229 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S01E11</title>
    <desc>when Bernie realizes that anything he says to Jordan and Bryana first goes through Vanessa, he decides to stop fighting the situation and let Vanessa be responsible for the kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062229 +0000" stop="20260612064446 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall of Fame - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jordan sets his sights on joining Vanessa and Bryana on the Bernie Mac Hall of Fame awards shelf. He decides to join his school's football team after hearing that everyone on the squad gets a trophy just for participating. Bernie is thrilled that Jordan is playing footballâ€”until he sees his playing skills.</desc>
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    <title>Handle Your Business - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bernie is booked on a popular morning radio show, and he gets himself into trouble with the whole family when he draws from his private life to bring comedy to the public airwaves.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Back in the Day - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bernie becomes concerned when he begins to see the classic signs that old age is catching up with him. He's forgetful, has aches and pains, and is finding gray hairs in, uh, unwanted places. When a panic attack sends Bernie to the Emergency Room after an argument with the kids, he decides to not let the kids send him to an early grave. He fights back and begins trying to act young again. He blasts his music and nags his friends for not staying up all night to play poker with him.
Bernie only makes matters worse however when all his ""young"" activities take their toll on his mind and body. When Bryana asks Bernie to play in her Father-Daughter Basketball tournament at school, he complains, saying that he is just too old to play. When he gets to the game though, he realizes that he should be playing and joins in. Although he gets hurt playing, Bernie realizes that being old doesn't mean stopping your life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072923 +0000" stop="20260612075140 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lock Down - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When someone breaks into the Mac house, Bernie realizes how vulnerable his family is and turns the house into a high-security compound. Bernie is reminded by his friends of all the crime that happens outside of the home and drives his family crazy with his overprotectiveness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062302 +0000" stop="20260612071402 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witness - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Kim hire an assistant. Mike seeks out a mysterious acquaintance. Chuck uses the law to gain an advantage over Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071402 +0000" stop="20260612075943 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunk Costs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy decides to represent a new client to Kim's dismay. Mike meets a formidable ally who gives a most tempting offer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062108 +0000" stop="20260612064208 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heroes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ted tries to get Phil to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation over the side effects from his cryogenic freezing. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064208 +0000" stop="20260612070325 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through Rose-colored HAZMAT Suits - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070325 +0000" stop="20260612072500 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Racial Sensitivity - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ted discovers that Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072500 +0000" stop="20260612074640 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win Some, Dose Some - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Linda is accidentally dosed with an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062330 +0000" stop="20260612064843 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoe Down a-Go-Go - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Clampetts throw a wingding, complete with guest musicians.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064843 +0000" stop="20260612071107 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs. Drysdale's Father - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Drysdale’s father, Mr. Farquhar, tries to recoup his gambling losses at Jed's expense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071107 +0000" stop="20260612073630 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Farquhar Stays On - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Granny mistakes Mrs. Drysdale’s father's invitation to Las Vegas for a marriage proposal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063452 +0000" stop="20260612072116 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Competitive Edge - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Brandon joins the track team, bumping Steve from the sprint relay. Many of his teammates dislike Brandon because he wrote negative articles about the football team. Brandon considers quitting the paper because he is tired of tearing people apart. Several of the athletes are taking steroids to improve their performance. They ask Steve to participate in their 'program,' which causes him to develop mood swings. Brandon and Andrea decide to conduct an investigation, and Kelly's friend Kyle provides them with details. The track coach cancels all practices until the steroid users come forward. The other guys suspect that Steve was Brandon's source, and threaten to beat him up unless he takes the rap. Brandon allows Brenda to drive his car, but she gets into an accident. The other driver claims to have developed whiplash, and files a lawsuit. Brenda foils her plans when she catches her dancing in her living room. Music: 'Games People Play' by Joe South, 'Backfield in Motion' by Mel and Tim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060402 +0000" stop="20260612062927 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody but a Frog Knows How to Live - S03E32</title>
    <desc>A man keeps following Samantha and wants her to turn him back into a frog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062927 +0000" stop="20260612065449 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Gold in Them Thar Pills - S03E33</title>
    <desc>Darrin and Larry try to get Doctor Bombay to market his magical miracle cold cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065449 +0000" stop="20260612072010 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Live the Queen - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Samantha is elected Queen of the Witches which causes problems with Darrin's marriage and household.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072010 +0000" stop="20260612074518 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toys in Babeland - S04E02</title>
    <desc>While off on an errand Endora brings one of Tabitha's toys to life to babysit her. Tabitha decides that all her toys should likewise come to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062446 +0000" stop="20260612072230 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Humphrey and his team are baffled by the mysterious disappearance of an entire family. Martha prepares for the launch of her café but is thrown when a face from the past shows up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063420 +0000" stop="20260612071700 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Clair, IL - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Return of "Ice Mike"

Troubled teens that attend the St. Clair County Jail diversion program take a lie detector test that reveals some shocking secrets. Inmates "Ice Mike" and "Hustle Man" return (from last season) to confront a BMX-riding stoner, a fearless gangster, a terrorizing bully, and Summer--a promiscuous under age girl who just doesn t say no to older boys--and her paralyzed mom can't stop her. Summer experiences the humiliation of jailhouse make-up and the surprising reaction Ice Mike has to her shameful behavior. Summer freaks out when she sees an inmate strapped into a restraint chair, and going wild. Pot-smoking Austin, 15, discovers an inmate who dipped his hands into boiling oil while high on drugs. Jeremy, 17, is tormented by inmates when they learn he assaulted his grandmother. An entire cell block descends on the four teens--and they have nowhere to hide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071700 +0000" stop="20260612075943 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hudson County, NJ - S03E04</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061614 +0000" stop="20260612063553 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Speckerman Recurrence - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Leonard's former high school tormentor resurfaces, Leonard must confront him. Meanwhile, Penny realizes she did her fair share of tormenting in the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063553 +0000" stop="20260612065639 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shiny Trinket Maneuver - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy when he isn't impressed by her recent accomplishment, and Howard must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065639 +0000" stop="20260612071801 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Recombination Hypothesis - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Leonard, who broke up with Priya, asks Penny out to a spur-of the-moment romantic dinner for two, and the duo contemplates resuming their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071801 +0000" stop="20260612073832 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beta Test Initiation - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Leonard and Penny deal with the idea of starting a relationship again and Raj finally finds a "woman" he can talk to without being drunk. Meanwhile, Sheldon decides to start a YouTube series entitled "Sheldon Cooper presents Fun with Flags" with the help of Amy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073832 +0000" stop="20260612075902 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friendship Contraction - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Wolowitz tries to pick his astronaut nickname.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060254 +0000" stop="20260612064550 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Den of Temptation #1 - S19E03</title>
    <desc>Tonight, the Den Of Temptation opens...who did America choose to tempt? Plus emotions hit an all time high, leading to a shocking revelation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064550 +0000" stop="20260612072936 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power of Veto #1 - S19E04</title>
    <desc>Will the Power of Veto save either Alex or Jillian, or will Cody set his sights on a new target? Plus, which houseguest will suffer a curse inside 'The Den of Temptation'?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060217 +0000" stop="20260612061318 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takened - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Remy throws Vasquez a surprise party, Bill’s secret-keeping is put to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061318 +0000" stop="20260612062421 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Greens - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tilly and Bill set off on an epic journey to recycle a fluorescent lightbulb at an e-waste center.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062421 +0000" stop="20260612063521 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truce Bomb - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tilly tries to solve a long-standing feud between Gramma and Mr. Grigorian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063521 +0000" stop="20260612064624 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trivia Night - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cricket wants to prove to his family that he isn’t dumb during trivia night at the café.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064624 +0000" stop="20260612065759 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Trouble - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Tilly gets punished for the first time and decides to break bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065759 +0000" stop="20260612070902 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DependaBill - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bill tries too hard to impress a neighbor. Tilly investigates a sock conspiracy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070902 +0000" stop="20260612072039 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Delivernator - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Cricket races against a robot to save his delivery job, while Gramma fights an ant infestation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072039 +0000" stop="20260612073142 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Listen Up! - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cricket loses his hearing and keeps it a secret from Bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073142 +0000" stop="20260612075345 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Picture - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Greens go to a hipster drive-in movie, where Gloria proves her life is fun by taking the perfect Snap-A-Gram photo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065155 +0000" stop="20260612074341 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Living the Dream - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Madeline irks Renata; Celeste succumbs to Perry's charms; Jane opens up to Madeline about her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061813 +0000" stop="20260612064447 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Planned Parenthood Show - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An argument in sex ed class turns into a skit-tastic journey through the worlds of Planned Parenthood, contraceptives and STDs.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Drug Buddies - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Guy Town - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Should I Stay or Should I Go Now - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sink or Swim - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin and his wife Sarah take on a special order. They need to find a one-in-a-million fir tree for a sailing school that's rebuilding a rare replica of a 1778-era schooner. It's a task that puts the skills of Kevin and his right-hand man Coleman to the test, as everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Secret - S02E25</title>
    <desc>James works with Carlos to win over an old friend from camp (Daniella Monet) who is now a super model. Logan and Lucy try to find out what the secret is between Kendall and Camille and why are they spending so much time together. Gustavo, Kelly and Katie try to learn Mrs Knight's secret cookie recipe.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Interview - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The boys sit down for a major Hollywood interview. They go back to their greatest moments and reveal pictures and secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Move - S02E27</title>
    <desc>A Big Time Fight between the boys have each of them wanting to move away from the others. (Season 2 Final)</desc>
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    <title>Backstage Rush - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The guys are on their last day of "All Over the World Tour" and they want to learn how to change costume faster so they can break a changing record.</desc>
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    <title>New Tricks - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A confidence-boosting voice box works so well that it completely changes Tricks' personality.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pecky - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Stripes teaches an impatient Pecky how to slow down and take her time.</desc>
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    <title>Parade Pop! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Disaster's in the air when gusty winds blow the city's annual balloon parade off course.</desc>
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    <title>Power Struggle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The crew works up a sweat to power a pop star's concert.</desc>
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    <title>Saving the World -- with Space! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bill and the panel discuss private space travel. Mean astronaut Joel McHale answers questions, and lunar gravity gives a young basketballer a boost.</desc>
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    <title>Malarkey! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Chemtrails. Crop circles. Palm readers. Bill takes aim at pseudoscience and explains how confirmation bias makes us believe things that aren't true.</desc>
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    <title>Designer Babies - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Bill explores advances in IVF that are helping couples have healthy babies. "Project Runway" star Tim Gunn hosts a special fashion show in the lab.</desc>
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    <title>Earth's People Problem - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bill and his guests talk about tackling overpopulation by empowering women. Comedian Joanna Hausmann interviews couples about male contraception.</desc>
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    <title>Where the Fuck is Donnie? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The repercussions of the revelations come home to roost with public demonstrations, inside insurrection, and fleeing investors. A sudden and mysterious disappearance sends both Axe and Chuck spinning. Connerty, Chuck and the FBI go into manhunt mode. Meanwhile, Lara has to contend with the brotherhood of firefighters who are furious about Axe's behavior—and in an effort to circle the wagons, makes a painful sacrifice.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome Home, Jaime (2) - S01E02</title>
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Industrialist Carlton Harris has discovered Jaime's bionic powers and arranges several secret "tests" so that he can film her in action. When Oscar realizes what is happening, he arranges a "falling out" with Jaime so that she can go to work for Carlton, who is suspected of selling government secrets. While stealing secrets for Carlton in an effort to gather evidence against him, Jaime befriends the industrialist's son, Donald, a law student who is bothered by his father's illegal activities</desc>
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    <title>Angel of Mercy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jaime is sent to Costa Brava with helicopter pilot Jack Starkey to rescue the American ambassador. Starkey resents Jamie's presence because she is a female, but she soon proves herself to the pilot. The rescue becomes complicated when the ambassador's wife is trapped in a collapsed building, and they are joined by a local boy whose parents were killed.</desc>
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    <title>Goa, India - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Andrew heads to Goa, India, where he tastes the local cuisine which has an Arabic and Portuguese influence.</desc>
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    <title>Samoa - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Andrew explores the food and culture of the Samoan Islands.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Lock-Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The shop gets a new security system that no-one can work.</desc>
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    <title>He's Leaving Home - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Manny runs away from the bookshop into the arms of a beard loving photographer.</desc>
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    <title>The Entertainer - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Fran buys a piano and starts taking lessons, discovering she has no talent whatsoever - meanwhile Bernard falls in love and tries desperately to impress her. Between them, they con Manny into throwing away a hard-earned break to help them out.</desc>
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    <title>Fever - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As the temperature creeps slowly towards 88 degrees, Manny desperately seeks out new ways to stay cool, lest he trigger his "Dave syndrome." Meanwhile an unsympathetic Bernard falls hopelessly in love with Fran's new neighbour, who is unknowingly taking over Fran's apartment.</desc>
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    <title>His Butler, Competing - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Queen Victoria attends the Curry Festival competition. Sebastian creates his curry with chocolate, Agni uses blue lobster, and another chef uses a mysterious spice that was given to him by Angela. Sebastian ends up winning with his curry bread, but the people who ate the curry with the mysterious spice become possessed and start attacking others. Sebastian and Agni fight them off and they are cured after a taste of Sebastian's curry bread. With the competition over, Prince Soma and Agni bid farewell to Ciel and Sebastian and return to their homeland.</desc>
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    <title>His Butler, in an Isolated Castle - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ciel is informed that the abandoned Ludlow Castle that his estate owns is haunted by ghosts and the workers are too spooked to continue remodeling it into a hotel, so he and Sebastian head to the castle to investigate. There they encounter the ghosts of two princes who were assassinated four centuries ago, Edward V and his brother, Richard. Ciel plays a game of chess against Edward V to pass the night, but he loses and Edward claims Sebastian as his winnings. Alone, Ciel solves the mystery behind the princes. The ghosts of Edward V and Richard thank Ciel and Sebastian before departing for the afterlife, and the remodeling of Ludlow Castle resumes.</desc>
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    <title>His Butler, Offering - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Queen Victoria's butler informs Ciel that an abandoned monastery in rural Preston has been taken over by a cult that is possibly planning to overthrow the government, so Ciel and Sebastian head there to investigate with the Undertaker and Grell. They find that the cult uses a strange book known as the Doomsday Book to recruit new members and expose their pasts. Ciel is summoned one night and gets taken away by Angela, who reveals herself to be an angel.</desc>
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    <title>His Butler, Transmitted - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Angela uses Cinematic Record to force Ciel recall his painful past, including the events surrounding his parents' murder, but Ciel eventually rejects her attempt to rewrite his past. She then attempts to purify the members of the cult, but Sebastian, Grell, and William incapacitate her. Angela destroys the monastery and escapes.</desc>
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    <title>A Reunion Across Time and Space - S01E118</title>
    <desc>To stop the devil from leaving the Shadow Palace Asta, Yuno, and Patry, who had just regained his senses, head to the top floor. Once they get there, they are greeted by the first Wizard King, Lumiere Silvamillion Clover and the one who serves him, Secré Swallowtail。Secré is the true form of the mysterious bird, Nero, and she is a mage that uses a rare magic called sealing magic. She uses her magic to break the seal on Licht, and they are able to witness the true leader of the elves, Licht, and his true powers. An epic battle begins so that Licht and Lumiere can get revenge against the devil.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Attack - S01E119</title>
    <desc>Licht and Lumiere fight against the devil using incredibly powerful magic. But the devil has incredible regeneration powers and quickly heals himself, making him difficult to defeat. Asta witnesses the two powerful mages fighting and tries to figure out if he can use his anti-magic in a more useful way. He’s able to use a new power, but it’s so powerful that he’s having a hard time controlling it. Meanwhile, Yuno also awakens to a new power... Asta and Yuno, who both aspire to be the future Wizard King, pull off an impressive attack in front of the first Wizard King!</desc>
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    <title>Dawn - S01E120</title>
    <desc>The Shadow Palace begins to shatter, but Asta and the others manage to escape. Meanwhile, the elves continued to attack the kingdom because they still didn’t know the truth. Asta is the only one who can undo the resurrection, but it won’t be easy to save all of them at once. Patry then frees Vangeance, who’s sleeping inside him, so he can use his world tree magic and Licht can use his magic that connects him with all of the elves and Asta is able to undo the resurrection of all the elves at once. Finally, the long battle is coming to an end.</desc>
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    <title>Three Problems - S01E121</title>
    <desc>The battle involving the whole Clover Kingdom is finally over. But because of the battle, the kingdom was heavily damaged, so the Magic Knights were busy trying to repair everything. Meanwhile, someone rather unexpected shows up in front of Asta and the others and states three problems that will come up for the Clover Kingdom. Asta and the others are surprised, but just as they were told, someone showed up to try to judge Asta and his devil power.</desc>
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    <title>Double Bogey on the Ninth - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Kate and Florence return to the UK to locate a final missing item from Eve Ashby's case file against Patrice Ganimana. But someone is ahead of them, stopping at nothing to kill and terrorise his way to this key piece of missing evidence. Meanwhile Michael in the UK, Alice Munezero in Rwanda, and Eunice Clayton in the US, all believe the time has finally come to reveal the truth about a long-buried crime - which will in turn expose Kate to a dark, shocking truth about her own past, and which may destroy her relationship with Michael forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Shoe Drops - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Travyon forays into documentary filmmaking and discovers a saboteur pouring bleach in the garden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062619 +0000" stop="20260612064448 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Thy Enemy (2) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The complex is in shambles thanks to Vic and Lloyd.</desc>
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    <title>Gangsta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jesus decides to reunite with his friends from the "hood"</desc>
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    <title>WTFWBJD - S01E10</title>
    <desc>While Jesus is on the run, the gang is left to ponder what would Black Jesus do in their shoes.</desc>
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    <title>No Room for Jesus - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jesus returns to Compton in search of a place to stay, but becomes concerned about Fish, who appears to be returning to a life of crime.</desc>
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    <title>Painkiller - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After attempting to bury the darker, devastatingly lethal Painkiller part of his persona, Khalil Payne has distanced himself away from everyone he knows and loves in a new city, Akashic Valley, in order to find peace... but peace never comes easy for men with pasts like Painkiller.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Ruin: Chapter Three: Things Fall Apart - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The FBI pays Jefferson a visit. Meanwhile, Anissa surprises Grace.</desc>
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    <title>Cold War - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An outgunned Rose must make a life-and-death decision. The war comes home when dangerous groups converge on a haven, catching Sun in the crossfire.</desc>
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    <title>White Horse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Hungry, hurt and alone, Spears encounters a talkative stranger who claims to know him. A mysterious rider on a pale horse passes in the wilderness.</desc>
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    <title>The Archbishop - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edmund is appointed to the post of Archbishop of Canterbury after the king has the last one killed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065522 +0000" stop="20260612072914 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen of Spain's Beard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The King decides that Edmund should marry a Spanish Princess, who Edmund finds unattractive, in order to secure a treaty between Spain and England which will allow an invasion of France.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072914 +0000" stop="20260612075924 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witchsmeller Pursuivant - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Percy and Baldrick are to be burned at the stake with Edmund, when he is accused of being a witch.</desc>
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    <title>Son of a Pitch - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Junior shakes things up at Stevens and Lido as an intern; Bow has a meeting with one of Kyra’s teachers and learns that she has an aptitude for chemistry, but Kyra doesn’t want to transfer to a magnet school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063928 +0000" stop="20260612070100 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black History Month - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Dre is upset that Jack and Diane are getting the same surface-level education about Black History Month that he got when he was growing up; he is asked to make a presentation at the school assembly and wants to bring black history to life.</desc>
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    <title>#JustakidfromCompton - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Dre and Bow want to send Kyra to Valley Glen Prep, but after the school treats them like a charity case, they are infuriated. Meanwhile, Junior wants to get a job as Josh’s assistant at Stevens &amp; Lido.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072230 +0000" stop="20260612074359 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enough is Enough - S05E16</title>
    <desc>After Kyra’s estranged father, Perry, shows up and wants to bring Kyra home to Houston, Dre and Bow work to show him the amazing life they can provide for her. Meanwhile, the kids go on a mission to get her one last chili dog from Larry’s.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061756 +0000" stop="20260612070055 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anslo Garrick - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An assassination attempt on Red brings the FBI under siege.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070055 +0000" stop="20260612074342 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anslo Garrick: Conclusion - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Liz and a mysterious stranger fight to save Red and Ressler.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061841 +0000" stop="20260612064041 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truck or Treat - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Halloween arrives and Blaze and his pals are excited, but then Crusher tries to snatch their candy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064041 +0000" stop="20260612072616 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race to the Top of the World (1) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Blaze and his pals compete in an ambitious race to the top of the world, but Crusher sets them off course. Nevertheless, they carry on, encountering pirates and sphinx along the way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072616 +0000" stop="20260612074816 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Machine Christmas - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Blaze and AJ help Santa load his presents, but Crusher unintentionally knocks over Santa's bag and the presents scatter far and wide.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061813 +0000" stop="20260612064241 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Sake of Justice?! The Man Who Deserted the Shinigami - S14E25</title>
    <desc>Komamura performs his Bankai, Kokujo Tengen Myo-oh, to subdue Tosen. However, Tosen has already deduced the weakness of Komamura’s Bankai from years of working closely together. Despite the damage received, Komamura refuses to give up on his former friend, throwing out the question of why Tosen chose to become a Soul Reaper in the first place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064241 +0000" stop="20260612070707 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Struggle with Aizen! Hirako, Shikai! - S14E26</title>
    <desc>Tosen is now able to see in his Ressureccion form. But Komamura states that in exchange for his vision, Tosen has now blinded his own heart. Unable to bring himself to kill the man he wanted to save, Komamura falls before Tosen’s attack. Meanwhile, Hirako prepares to use his Shikai, Sakanade, against Aizen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070707 +0000" stop="20260612073133 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Out War! Aizen vs. Shinigami - S14E27</title>
    <desc>Ichigo has returned to the World of the Living to battle Aizen. After an unsuccessful first attack, Ichigo Hollowfies to deliver his Getsugatensho against Aizen, but that too proves ineffective. Witnessing the immense power Aizen holds, Ichigo begins to lose his will to fight, when the Thirteen Court Guard Squads stand up to support him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073133 +0000" stop="20260612075600 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blade of Hatred! Hitsugaya, Enraged! - S14E28</title>
    <desc>The Thirteen Court Guard Squads and Visoreds launch a full-scale attack against Aizen. But Aizen makes quick work of their combined efforts. Just when all hope is thought to be lost, Hirako uses his Zanpakuto’s power to draw away Aizen’s attention, giving way for Hitsugaya to deliver the killing blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061938 +0000" stop="20260612065008 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 0 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The perfect Excavator video for children is here! Your child will learn about excavators while being able to sing and dance to the Blippi Excavator song ! If your child loves Excavators then Blippi's Excavator Song is the perfect way to keep them entertained and educated!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065008 +0000" stop="20260612070942 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Tractor Song by Blippi is a great tractors for children out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes and tractor song! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers, so come along!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070942 +0000" stop="20260612074229 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Train Song by Blippi Trains for Kids. The Train Song by Blippi is a great tractors for children video out there! Seen by millions, your child will love to sing and dance to Blippi's nursery rhymes! Blippi makes educational videos for preschoolers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061846 +0000" stop="20260612070214 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fiksation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As another year passes since her sister's disappearance, Puleng shoulders her parents’ complex grief and escapes for a taste of joy ... with a twist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070214 +0000" stop="20260612074645 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Interview - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puleng combines secrecy and strategy as she continues her quest for answers, and a special project leads to a closer bond with Fiks and her classmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062130 +0000" stop="20260612064617 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's a Skeleton Now - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In another dimension, vampire and boss of the Demon World's Eastern District, Staz Charlie Blood lives as a normal otaku. Staz's second-in-command, Deck, informs him of their capture of a living human girl, Fuyumi Yanagi and brings her over to Staz's apartment. Upon meeting Fuyumi, Staz becomes infatuated and engages her in an otaku discussion. Meanwhile, Deck and the other gang members get into a fight with a challenger to Staz's leadership who wields demon plants. Deck calls Staz for help, who aids them after suppressing his vampiric urges from Fuyumi. Staz easily kills the challenger and when he and Deck return to the apartment they horrifically discover that Fuyumi had been killed by one of the rogue demon plants. After finding her bones and strangely enough, Fuyumi herself on Staz's bed, Deck deduces that she became a ghost and Starz resolves to resurrect her. Fuyumi later remembers how she stumbled into the Demon World and takes Staz to a back alley where they discover a rare dimensional portal known as the "Black Curtain". Staz stops Fuyumi from entering the portal, explaining its strange nature, before expressing a desire to visit the Human World himself. Staz then takes Fuyumi to a local cafe where he has the owners, Saty and Mame, determine the nature of her existence via their "Third Eye" magic. As Staz reveals his intention of going to the human world to a panicked Mame, Deck enters with a new gang recruit, Mimic Yoshida. Mame outlines the repercussions of Staz's departure but he compensates by making Mimic the new boss; who subsequently transforms into Staz's own likeness and they decide to use him as a body double in Staz's absence. Afterwards, at a welcoming party for Mimic, Fuyumi wonders if Staz can really resurrect her but Deck reassures that Staz sees his goals through.
In the epilogue, Staz and Fuyumi step through the Black Curtain.</desc>
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    <title>Back Home, But Not Really - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Black Curtain exits inside Fuyumi's room and Staz immediately begins criticizing her plain way of life. Afterwards, Staz suggests that he enroll as a transfer student at Fuyumi's high school and they run into her upset father but Staz sprays him with his diluted saliva altering his behavior and explaining that it possesses the property of controlling humans. later, Staz enters into a fit of excitement while marveling at the human world, and upon arriving at Fuyumi's school, sprays its entire population with his saliva and allowing Fuyumi to fit in as if nothing happened. Although, she soon learns that the chemical only creates false memories, at which point, her body starts disappearing much to her shock. Staz has her suck some of his blood, which restores her demon existence. Afterwards, Staz finds himself strangely uninterested in sucking the blood of humans other than Fuyumi. Later they return to Fuyumi's house to discover a woman calling herself Hydra-Bell. Bell reveals that she didn't leave the "Black Curtain" out by choice and that she had known about Staz's doppelganger to which Staz deduces that she intends to blackmail him into giving up his territory, before she uses spatial magic to transport him to point in the human world and threatens to kill Fuyumi if he doesn't get an item from a demon clothing store for her. Afterwards, Hydra Bell explains that she had been looking for the person who stole the Black Curtain from her. Meanwhile, Staz enters into a pointless fight with the store owner, until Bell and Fuyumi show up and the latter explains that Bell had only been testing Staz, in her search for someone with powerful magic. Finally Bell reveals that the only thing capable of bringing Fuyumi back to life is "The Book of Human Resurrection" which she had sold to the boss of the Demon World's Western District: Wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071104 +0000" stop="20260612073551 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Had It All Along - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Wolf continues to expand his territory within the Demon World while Staz enlists Mamejirou along with Fuyumi to help track him down. Meanwhile, Bell still suspicious of Staz, continues to observe him. Staz and co. board a special demon carriage and end up meeting Wolf en route to another territorial battle. After a bit of casual rivalry, Staz tries to get Wolf to help him in obtaining the book which the latter deems too frivolous an exploit of his time. Seeing no other alternative, Staz proposes that they have a competition, with Wolf wagering to help Staz find the book should Staz win, and Staz wagering Fuyumi herself should Wolf win. Afterwards Staz starts preparing for a bowling competition, elaborating to Fuyumi, a plan to cheat using his manipulative magic although Wolf has a boxing match prepared instead. As they both step into the ring, Staz begins the fight with a clinch tactic but Wolf ends up dominating the rest of the match, believing that Staz would use up all of his magic healing his wounds. However in a dramatic turn of events, Wolf ends up being the one whose magic depletes since Staz had bitten him during their clinch and had been absorbing his magic ever since. As Staz starts gaining the upper hand, Wolf enters a partial werewolf transformation and begins patronizing Staz's motives of helping Fuyumi, claiming that Staz only uses his vampiric powers when it benefits him. This angers Staz to the point of almost killing Wolf with his ZIP spell, although the match is stopped by a tearful Fuyumi along with Bell who transports them all to another building. Here Bell reveals that she had the book all along and was merely toying with the group. Finally obtaining the book, Staz and co. try and fail to read its anagrammatic text, with the only person capable of deciphering it being the book's author which shocks Staz when he turns back to the first page.
In the epilogue, Staz grows terrified when he learns that the book's author is non other than his older b</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060446 +0000" stop="20260612063039 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape or Die - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Hera directs Seraphim to the powerful sword Zeus once forged for Heron, who is enslaved aboard a galley. Alexia seeks counsel from her mentor, Chiron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063039 +0000" stop="20260612070258 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Olympus - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Zeus brings Heron to Olympus for training, angering the other gods. Alexia embarks on a mission to Melidoni with Heron's companions, Evios and Kofi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070258 +0000" stop="20260612073717 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fields of the Dead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Seraphim's loyalties are tested when Zeus reveals Hera's deceptions. Alexia's company crosses the Fields of the Dead. War breaks out between the gods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061431 +0000" stop="20260612072310 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 33 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Kevin learns one of the Cubans isn’t who he claims to be. Sally gets devastating news. John faces what he must do to put the matter of Danny to rest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062706 +0000" stop="20260612065625 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bigger The Better - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Go big or go home! As their numbers dwindle, the artists turn tiny objects into supersized sculptures — including an olive, a thimble and a pushpin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065625 +0000" stop="20260612072507 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under The Big Top - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The hot shop meets the big top in a circus-themed challenge filled with whimsical creatures, from a bearded dragon lady to a dapper walrus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072507 +0000" stop="20260612075243 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Work Makes The Dream Work - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The glassblowers split up into pairs. One team collaborates on a troll-like "tree baby" while the other forges flames and fiery chile peppers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062806 +0000" stop="20260612071021 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New You - S11E14</title>
    <desc>Frank and the Deputy Commisioner of Press Information, Garrett Moore, quarrel when Garrett refuses to walk back a quote he provided to a local newspaper. Also, Danny and Baez discover a connection to a feud between local residents and city sponsored hotels for the homeless while investigating a murder, Anthony is mistaken for a mafioso and Eddie pressures Jamie to take a love language quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071021 +0000" stop="20260612075309 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End (1) - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Shockwaves ripple through the Reagan family when Danny discovers that their newest family member, Joe Hill, is working undercover for the ATF to bring down a gunrunning organization.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061646 +0000" stop="20260612064054 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fun Camping Trip - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The first semester has ended, signaling the start of summer vacation for True Cross Academy students. But there’s no rest in sight for Rin and the other Esquires: first they must take part in a 3-day drill to prepare them for actual combat, under the guise of a camping trip out in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064054 +0000" stop="20260612070500 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Act of Kindness - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rin and his classmates succeed at the task gave to them by their teachers, but the camp is attacked by Amaimon, who holds Shiemi hostage to force Rin to fight. Having no option but to go full force against Amaimon, Rin is forced to reveal his secret by exposing his true form in front of his friends. With the other Exwires fleeing astonished after learning the truth about him, Rin easily overpowers Amaimon, but loses control of his flames and goes on a rampage. The Demon-Slaying Blade is cracked in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070500 +0000" stop="20260612072908 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wager - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Shiemi manages to calm down Rin, who is captured by Arthur Auguste Angel, the current paladin, and taken to the True Cross Order Headquarters in the Vatican along Shura and Mephisto Pheles. Meanwhile, Rin's classmates become astonished when Yukio reveals to them that he and his brother are sons of Satan, but offer their help regardless, and they set for Kyoto looking for the descendant of the swordsmith who forged the Demon-Slaying Blade to have it fixed. Before the Order's upper echelons, Mephisto states that his reason for keeping Rin alive is to have him confront Satan, and just when he is trying to convince them to agree to his plan, an enraged Amaimon breaks in, eager to confront Rin once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072908 +0000" stop="20260612075315 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temptation - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Easily breaking through all defenses, Amaimon reaches the room where Rin is being held and Mephisto convinces the Grigori to agree with his plan. Using the reforged Demon-Slaying Blade brought by his classmates, Rin defeats Amaimon and the Grigori decides that he has six months to pass the Exorcist authorization exam, thus he begins a special training to learn to control his flames. Despite they helped Rin by having his sword fixed, some of his classmates still has some mixed feelings about him after learning of his connection with Satan, the most awkward of them being Konekomaru, who is approached by a dark presence attracted by his fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062324 +0000" stop="20260612064808 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Holiday - S03E10</title>
    <desc>It's the holidays in the Blue's Clues neighborhood and we're getting together some great gifts, as well as creating patches for a memory quilt. In the Blue Skiddoo segment, we pick out the perfect gifts for some of Blue's friends. Later, we deliver them and learn all about various holiday traditions. In the process, we also receive several great patches for the quilt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064808 +0000" stop="20260612071248 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool Party - S03E11</title>
    <desc>On a hot summer day, Blue and Steve hold a pool party, with a big list of friends to invite drawn up. We help to find them all to get them invited. We also test our memory skills - first using them to help Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper and Paprika to prepare sundaes. Later on, we take part in a Blue Skidoo segment in which we play a matching card game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071248 +0000" stop="20260612073727 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>As we come in, Steve invites us to try out his stethoscope and listen to Blue's heartbeat. In this episode, we learn all about different parts of the body. We check out a computer program and learn about the mouth, the eyes and the ears. Steve shows off his muscles when helping Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper. In the Blue Skiddoo segment, we experiment with a special type of x-ray machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060105 +0000" stop="20260612062349 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Dance Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Search for clues to figure out what Blue's favorite dance is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062349 +0000" stop="20260612064633 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What I Like About Blue - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue celebrate Love Day, and Slippery finishes his Love Day cards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064633 +0000" stop="20260612070913 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Show and Tell Surprise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Blue and her friends go through their school day; Blue has something to share at Show and Tell and we play Blue's Clues to figure it out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070913 +0000" stop="20260612073152 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Rainy Day Rainbow - S02E14</title>
    <desc>We play Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to play on this rainy day; help Josh get dressed in his rainy-day clothes and skidoo to learn how rainbows are formed; and meet a real rainbow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073152 +0000" stop="20260612075432 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring is Here! - S02E15</title>
    <desc>We play an outdoor game of Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to do on the first day of spring, while learning about the seasons and help butterflies find their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060034 +0000" stop="20260612060752 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wagon Ride - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bluey can't wait to get to the monkey bars as Dad takes her and Bingo on a wagon ride to the park. But her patience is tested when Dad keeps stopping to chat with other grown-ups.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060752 +0000" stop="20260612061510 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taxi - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Bluey is running a taxi service. Her first passenger is Businessman Dad, who is in a rush to get to the airport. But with unexpected delays, Dad's in danger of missing his flight!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061510 +0000" stop="20260612062228 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beach - S01E26</title>
    <desc>As Mum goes for a walk along the beach, Bluey runs to catch up with her. Along the way, she has a series of encounters that both excite and test her in her first solo adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062228 +0000" stop="20260612062946 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirates - S01E27</title>
    <desc>It's an adventure on the high seas as Bluey, Bingo and Missy play Pirates on the hammock swing, but they'll need to find their courage to withstand storms and whale attacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062946 +0000" stop="20260612063704 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grannies - S01E28</title>
    <desc>A game of "Grannies" is fun, until Bingo and Bluey can't agree on one simple question: Can Grannies dance? Now they need to video call Nana to get the answer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063704 +0000" stop="20260612064422 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creek - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Bored of the local playground, Dad and the kids go bush on a journey to their local creek. Cast out of her comfort zone, Bluey's eyes are opened to the beauty of the natural world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064422 +0000" stop="20260612065140 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairies - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Bluey's house has fairies! Tails are being braided, stickers are everywhere, and Mum's got a peg beard. Now the family must band together to hunt for these invisible mischief-makers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065140 +0000" stop="20260612065858 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work - S01E31</title>
    <desc>In a game of 'Work', Dad hires Bluey and Bingo at his drainpipe factory. But when Bluey takes charge, Dad finds his new boss pretty tough, especially her no dancing rule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065858 +0000" stop="20260612070616 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bumpy and the Wise Old Wolfhound - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Bingo is sick in hospital, so Bluey and Dad sent her a homemade video to lift her spirits. It tells the tale of Barnicus' quest to heal her spotty dog named Bumpy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070616 +0000" stop="20260612071334 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trampoline - S01E33</title>
    <desc>When Dad has to stop having fun with the girls and go to work, Bluey and Bingo scramble to keep him playing games with them on the trampoline!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071334 +0000" stop="20260612072052 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dump - S01E34</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the Dump, Dad claims he’s the best at everything. But Bluey discovers that Dad’s throwing out her old drawing and questions if he really is the best Dad in the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072052 +0000" stop="20260612072810 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zoo - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Bluey’s backyard zoo is home to wonderful animals, especially the big blue Daddy gorilla. But when he grabs visitor Bingo and escapes, Zookeeper Bluey must recapture the wild beast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072810 +0000" stop="20260612073528 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backpackers - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Mum and Dad are going on an adventure wearing the kids as their cheeky backpacks! Seeing the sights and buying street food, backpacking is a blast - until they lose their passports.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073528 +0000" stop="20260612074246 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Adventure - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Princesses, horses and magic wands. Bluey and Chloe can play any role they want, when they embark on an adventure to save their playground kingdom from the Greedy Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074246 +0000" stop="20260612075004 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copycat - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Bluey's having fun copying everything Dad says and does, but the game takes a serious turn when Bluey finds a hurt budgie and they have to make an emergency trip to the vet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075004 +0000" stop="20260612075722 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sleepover - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A sleepover with their cousin means Bluey and Bingo get to stay up late! But when Muffin shows up exhausted after missing her nap, the girls get more fun than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060520 +0000" stop="20260612061630 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoop and the Slide - S19E34</title>
    <desc>Spring City has enlisted the help of Bob and the team to build Spring City Splash, the new water park. With a wave pool and splash zone completed, there's only one thing left to build: the double dragon water slide. Thrilled to see the dragon slides, Scoop is disappointed when he is assigned to build the support beams and rushes through his job. After completing his tasks, Scoop is finally able to see the dragon slides. His shoddy work, however, causes the slides to crash to the ground. The team works through the night to fix them and finishes in time to celebrate JJ's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061630 +0000" stop="20260612062741 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring City Wheel - S19E35</title>
    <desc>Bob and the team are building a huge Ferris wheel. The project gets delayed, however, when Leo and Muck stay up all night playing new computer game, Space Robots! Bob, Wendy, Lofty, and Two-Tonne wait for Leo and Muck to bring the materials to attach the observation pods to the wheel but, unbeknownst to them, Leo and Muck have fallen asleep. They finally arrive, but not before the Spring City Rockets show up, ready for their ride on the wheel. While the rest of the team assembles the Ferris wheel, Leo distracts the Spring City Rockets by showing them how to reach the top level of Space Robots!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062741 +0000" stop="20260612063851 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Attraction - S19E36</title>
    <desc>Spring City is awarding local citizens who improve community life. Mayor Madison appoints Bob and the team to build an area to display the award recipients' gold stars. Meanwhile, Mayor Madison is inundated with suggestions of who should receive the first gold star. Scoop tries to impress her in an effort to win the award, but his antics accidently cause a massive power outage. Bob springs into action to fix the problem and is chosen as the recipient of the city’s first gold star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063851 +0000" stop="20260612065001 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S19E37</title>
    <desc>Bob and the team are repairing the Fixham Lighthouse after it was damaged in a storm. Lofty helps remove and replace the lamp, and Scoop replaces the power cable from the lighthouse to the junction box. The lamp lights just before another storm arrives, and in Scoop's excitement, he accidentally yanks out the new cable and cuts the power. To finish the job, the Machines need the help of Wendy and Bob, who are stranded in the lighthouse because the tide came in. The Machines quickly assist Curtis in repairing his boat, and they rescue Bob and Wendy before the storm becomes too rough. The cable is reattached and power to the lighthouse is restored.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065001 +0000" stop="20260612070113 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tattie's Mash-Up - S19E38</title>
    <desc>Bob and the team are building the Soft Play Café for Chef Tattie. Leo shows off his "mash-up" app, and Chef Tattie decides that Leo should DJ for the café's opening party the next day. Unconfident in his DJ abilities, Leo becomes distracted from his job and walks through spilled paint, trailing different colored footprints across the floor. Delighted by Leo's new "design," indecisive Chef Tattie decides to paint the disco room four different colors. Leo learns the dangers of multitasking and, in lieu of his DJing, Chef, Wendy and Curtis sing at the opening party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070113 +0000" stop="20260612071224 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring City TV - S19E39</title>
    <desc>Bob and the team are installing a satellite dish for the Spring City News Headquarters. On the build, however, Leo is distracted by the new fishing game on his cell phone. He doesn’t secure the dish to Lofty’s hook well enough and it crashes to the ground, causes havoc, and finally rolls into the river. Using his real-world fishing skills, Leo hooks the dish out of the water. The project is completed and the six o’clock news bulletin is broadcast on schedule, featuring coverage of the Spring City Rockets’ dance show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071224 +0000" stop="20260612072335 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wind and Shine - S19E40</title>
    <desc>The Spring City Sea Life Center will be powered by renewable energy and Bob and the team are building wind farm on the site to make it happen. Since Spring City will require more energy as it grows, Scoop ‘plans ahead’ and convinces Lofty to move the wind turbines closer together in order to fit more into the space. When tested, however, the team discovers that the wind turbines were placed too close—the blades clash and cannot be repaired. The team installs solar panels, along with the remaining wind turbines, to combine solar power and wind power for an energy-saving solution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072335 +0000" stop="20260612073446 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Present for Bob - S19E41</title>
    <desc>Bob and the team are building the Spring City Christmas display. Full of Christmas cheer, Lofty sparks an idea when he notices that Bob's home isn't decorated for the holiday. Lofty brings Bob's present to the site, but has to set it aside when given tasks to do. He sets the present down under the display's tree, and when he tries to retrieve it later, the tree crashes into the rest of the Christmas scene. Lofty covers the broken display by redesigning it with a snowflake theme, attracting enthusiastic townsfolk to experience the Christmas season. He lifts Bob's present, a star, and places it atop the tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073446 +0000" stop="20260612074556 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spring City Clock - S19E42</title>
    <desc>The Spring City Clock Competition has chosen its winner—the Spring City Rockets! Bob and the team are commissioned to build their design, but plans go awry when the construction date is on Recycling Day. In a rush, Leo gathers the wrong box to bring to the Recycling Center. When clock materials and Wendy’s cell phone go missing, Leo and Wendy realize the mistake. Leo calls her phone and it rings from inside the Recycling Bay. They retrieve the box just in time to complete the clock. The clock’s metal figures emerge to sound the bells and the Spring City Rockets are delighted--Wendy crafted the figures to resemble the four of them!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Muck and the Elephant - S19E43</title>
    <desc>Saffi has won a statue design competition and Bob and the team are turning her design into a water fountain for the shopping mall.  Muck is chosen to deliver the statue and, in his excitement, accidently knocks the elephant statue into the wall and scrapes off its paint. In an effort to hide the statue, Muck damages it further and realizes that he must own up to his mistakes.  Bob and the team work quickly to fix the statue and Muck returns to the site with a special find—Mr. Trunkers, Saffi’s lost toy the statue is modelled after.</desc>
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    <title>A New Generation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Combining charisma and grit, Robert F. Kennedy directs his brother's presidential campaign and helps him navigate the turbulent early 1960s.</desc>
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    <title>Go Tina on the Mountain - S08E15</title>
    <desc>The Belcher kids go to Outdoor Education only to have it rain, but Tina doesn’t let the inclement weather get in the way of her having a nature-piphany, with the help of a hermit living in the woods. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda experience what it’s like to be empty-nesters.</desc>
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    <title>Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday - S08E16</title>
    <desc>After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. In order to plan the party though, Linda asks Hugo if Bob can go with him while he's doing restaurant health inspections.</desc>
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    <title>Boywatch - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Tina decides to join the Junior Lifeguards, but when she struggles with the training, one of her fellow junior guards, Parker, tries to convince her to quit. Meanwhile, business booms when Bob and Linda offer free wi-fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack.</desc>
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    <title>As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belcher's alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf. Meanwhile, Linda learns that she can't always run to her sister's defense.</desc>
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    <title>The Shot - S02E09</title>
    <desc>BoJack cooks up a scheme with Kelsey, Todd, Princess Caroline and Mr. Peanutbutter to steal a crucial shot for the Secretariat film.</desc>
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    <title>Yes and... - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Todd gets sucked into the cult of improv comedy. Wanda thinks Diane is a bad influence on BoJack when he has to deal with a career crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Escape from L.A. - S02E11</title>
    <desc>BoJack goes on a road trip to visit an old friend, and gets a taste of existence outside the Hollywoo bubble.</desc>
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    <title>Out to Sea - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The important things in life becomes clear to BoJack when Todd moves out to join the improv comedy group on their special cruise ship.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #7778 - S32E105</title>
    <desc>Reese attempts to silence a furious Zoe from spilling the truth that Hope’s baby is alive. Wyatt shares with Bill, and Katie shares with Brooke and Donna, the real reason that Thorne left town.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #7779 - S32E106</title>
    <desc>Flo and Reese panic when they realize that Zoe is about to tell Steffy their secret. Bill attempts to prove his loyalty to Wyatt by making him an offer that’s hard to refuse.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #7780 - S32E107</title>
    <desc>Sally reels upon hearing of Bill’s offer to Wyatt, and is moved when she learns of Wyatt’s counter-offer.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #7781 - S32E108</title>
    <desc>Wyatt demands Bill resurrect Spectra Fashions, Justin flirts with Donna, and Brooke expresses concern to Hope. Brooke worries about Hope’s agenda in pushing Liam to spend time with Steffy and the girls. Bill makes Katie and Will a promise about their family.</desc>
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    <title>Ep. #7782 - S32E109</title>
    <desc>Liam and Steffy express their concern about Hope’s growing obsession with Phoebe. Wyatt gives Bill an ultimatum.</desc>
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    <title>The Mill - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Cartwrights construct a grist mill to provide income for a crippled rancher who blames Ben for his predicament.  Ben has to contend with the man's depraved caretaker, and finds himself attracted to his wife.  "Sons can't be everything," Ben tells her.</desc>
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    <title>The Secrets in the Proposal - S09E01</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Jason Siedel, an accountant for the state department, whose remains were found in a hotel air conditioning unit. When Booth finds his old army buddy and CIA agent, Danny Beck, clearing away evidence at the victim's condo, he begins to realize that Siedel's murder could yield more suspects than the team had anticipated. Booth also seeks out Aldo Clemens, his friend and an ex-priest from their military days together, to get advice on his relationship with Brennan, now that Pelant has put a wedge between them. Meanwhile, Brennan must decide whether to have faith in Booth or to end her relationship with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065815 +0000" stop="20260612073912 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheat in the Retreat - S09E02</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of Adam Pak, a management consultant whose remains were found being eaten by bobcats. When evidence leads the team to a marriage retreat site, Brennan and Booth go undercover as previous personas "Roxie" and "Tony" to try to find more evidence. While at the retreat, Brennan and Booth meet fellow married couple Bill and Evelyn Schumacher, whose relationship seems a little too perfect. Meanwhile, Cam gets mistakenly arrested when her identity is stolen and Sweets decides to take a leave from the FBI.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060120 +0000" stop="20260612060815 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Treat! - S04E20</title>
    <desc>While searching for sweets, Booba and his friends end up in an ominous and scary castle. What surprises has its mysterious owner prepared for Halloween?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060815 +0000" stop="20260612061510 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message in a Bottle - S04E23</title>
    <desc>After receiving a message in a bottle, Booba is headed off to a desert island to save Loola. Will it be easy to do? After all, a whole quest awaits Booba in this little corner of paradise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061510 +0000" stop="20260612062202 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grand Prix - S04E24</title>
    <desc>What can a magic mask do? Create a mood, of course. But maybe this time it's better for Booba to be himself and cheer up his friends without using any magic?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062202 +0000" stop="20260612062840 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocket - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Can you imagine a soccer ball jumping by itself as if alive? Booba managed to solve this mystery with the help of magic glasses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062840 +0000" stop="20260612063535 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Glasses - S04E26</title>
    <desc>To try amazing alien sweets, Booba builds a powerful rocket and goes straight into space. What adventures await him along the way?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063535 +0000" stop="20260612064229 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detective - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Booba uses his detective skills to unravel the mysterious events that befell his friends. Would you like to investigate with Booba?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064229 +0000" stop="20260612064920 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Toys - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friend Genie brought toys to life and made the games even more fun! But what if the dolls and teddy bears ran off in different directions? Watch how Booba handled this problem in the new episode.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064920 +0000" stop="20260612065610 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg Hunt - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends are hunting for Easter eggs. Who will be lucky? Who will find all the treats?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065610 +0000" stop="20260612070306 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Mirror - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Booba visits each of his friends through a magic mirror to cheer them up. Want to see what fun they come up with?</desc>
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    <title>Kitchen - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in a kitchen. The fridge enchants him so much that he is ready for everything to conquer it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070614 +0000" stop="20260612070938 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Booba discovers a bathroom and finds many attracting objects that turn him into a real explorer!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070938 +0000" stop="20260612071256 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nursery - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a nursery room. He climbs the stairs, dives into a pool with balls and battles with soldiers! Booba is a cartoon about a charming brownie loved by children and adults alike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071256 +0000" stop="20260612071945 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shooting Star - S04E03</title>
    <desc>While chasing a shooting star, Booba falls deep underground, into a cave inhabited by dwarves. Will he find his jewel among the glittering crystals?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071945 +0000" stop="20260612072322 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Office - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Booba discovers a study! He comes across an air-blower and a real computer. After all these activities he decorates the room with… a hole punch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072322 +0000" stop="20260612072641 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Room - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a game room. He can’t stand still due to his curious nature! He destroys a house of cards, learns to play billiards and discovers an electric guitar!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072641 +0000" stop="20260612073034 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biology Cabinet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Running away from the globe, Booba gets into a biology class, where he looks through a microscope and rescues a fish with artificial respiration.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073034 +0000" stop="20260612073434 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On New Year's Eve, Booba tries to blow out the candle. What could be easier? Eventually this trick turns into a new adventure!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073434 +0000" stop="20260612074122 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween Adventure - S04E01</title>
    <desc>To make Halloween fun this year, Booba and his friends decide to visit a theme park and take a ride on the scariest attraction!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074122 +0000" stop="20260612074512 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garage - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Booba sneaks into a garage and finds an expensive car! He has to explore shiny tools on the wall, and the car itself of course!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074512 +0000" stop="20260612074918 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attic - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows that an attic is full of old and strange things! What can Booba find there?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074918 +0000" stop="20260612075333 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bow Tie - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Booba gets attracted by a bow tie behind a shop window. He is eager to hook it and ready to use all possible devices to hit this goal!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612075333 +0000" stop="20260612075805 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mousetrap - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a country house full of delicious food. He wants to get some cheese, but it seems not that easy! A mousetrap becomes a serious trouble… I</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060230 +0000" stop="20260612063946 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Streets of Mos Espa - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett must deal with two very different threats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063946 +0000" stop="20260612072651 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Gathering Storm - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett partners with Fennec Shand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060214 +0000" stop="20260612062610 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Nab Oprah - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Huey has to stop Riley and a small gang of misfit idiots from nabbing the talk show deity, Oprah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062610 +0000" stop="20260612064845 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riley Wuz Here - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Riley's affinity for grafitti goes too far, Grandad sends him to an art teacher that actually encourages him to do grafitti, only painting murals instead. Meanwhile, Huey discovers a black woman died from watching too much black TV, and decides to watch black TV for 2 weeks to see if that was the cause.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064845 +0000" stop="20260612071023 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wingmen - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Grandad's oldest friend, and possibly his worst friend, Moe, dies, the Freemans go back home and Grandad wants the possession Moe left him. Meanwhile, Huey is eager to see his friend again but both Grandad and Huey both discover to put the past behind them and focus on the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071023 +0000" stop="20260612073250 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Block is Hot - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Its February, and its record temperatures of 90 degrees. Luckily, Jazmine has her lemonade stand open, and does pretty well. Her success catches the eye of corporate tycoon Ed Wuncler. Despite several warnings from Huey, Jazmine then learns the true meaning of "capitalism" when Wuncler decides to buy the stand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073250 +0000" stop="20260612075506 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Passion of Reverend Ruckus - S01E15</title>
    <desc>While Ruckus spreads the word of White Jesus to get into White Heaven, Huey desperately tries to save his friend from death row.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A bus passenger presents curious concoctions at JFK Airport. A Chicago canine sniffs out a stash of cash. A Canadian vehicle may be far too seedy to enter Detroit. In Washington State, officers discover an American's alter ego. Officers rake through suspicious henna leaves in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062854 +0000" stop="20260612065047 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In Chicago, officers find some questionable medicine. Meanwhile, hikers get into trouble and an architect's story seems sketchy.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 24 - S01E24</title>
    <desc>At JFK, officers discover cocaine concealed inside a Caribbean cocktail. A Chinese student hopes to get a pass from CBP after overstaying his visa. Officers suspect a Colombian national is hiding something when questioned in Immigration. At the JFK mail facility, officers sift through packages of pills. A cross-border shopper with a criminal past is re-routed to secondary. A CBP officer isn't buying the declaration of a Chinese clothing designer.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 25 - S01E25</title>
    <desc>CBP questions a pair of real estate entrepreneurs bound for Florida. In Blaine, a Canadian traveler's US investments are cause for concern. An officer discovers suspect souvenirs in the luggage of a traveler returning from Mexico. At JFK, a US resident's cash declaration is off the money. American license plates registered to a Canadian driver raises questions in Detroit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073435 +0000" stop="20260612075630 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 26 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary. A mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge. A car search is brought to a head in Washington State. In Chicago, air cargo officers discover a surprise inside packaged food from China. A flashy handbag requires a second look at JFK Airport.</desc>
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    <title>Make it Quick, Fitzgerald! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jonathan is hired by Richard Antrem, George's nemesis and boxing foe, to investigate Richard's suspicions that his wife Priscilla, George's ex, is having an affair. Jonathan's insecurities resurface when Stella announces she's not over her first love. George has a new female urologist; Ray plots to win back Leah by penning a comic book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064154 +0000" stop="20260612070841 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gowanus Canal Has Gonorrhea! - S02E03</title>
    <desc>George worries about remaining “intact” after getting some sobering news from his new urologist, Dr. Kenwood. A bad day for Jonathan gets worse when a pair of S&amp;M henchmen kidnap him. They demand a ransom which calls “GI” George &amp; Ray to action.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070841 +0000" stop="20260612073712 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I've Been Living Like a Demented God! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A professor hires Jonathan to track down a valuable item. George finds an alibi to explain the results of his drug test. Flushed with cash from his “Super Ray” comic book, Ray heads to the bar – and meets a familiar barfly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061536 +0000" stop="20260612070349 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exit Time - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Deputy Chief Irving takes full measures in the wake of tragedy. Bosch finds himself in an unexpected alliance, which leads to a startling discovery. Eleanor seeks an advantage with the FBI. The nefarious gang behind serious crimes plans its exit strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Follow the Money - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Bosch focuses on taking down a criminal mastermind. Eleanor delivers for the FBI. Opposing forces with violent intentions all converge on the same spot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060308 +0000" stop="20260612062821 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amy's Career - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Amy's spirits get a temporary boost when her complimenting of a new client's product gets her a shot at producing its ad campaign.</desc>
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    <title>Gotta Dance - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kip uses the public library commercial he's directing as an excuse to hire Sonny as a dancer, hoping to kick-start her career.</desc>
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    <title>Sonny Boy - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Kip and Henry (as Buffy and Hildy) subdue two criminals that are robbing the hotel, drawing the attention of the media, and Henry's mother.</desc>
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    <title>How Great Thou Art - S01E12</title>
    <desc>For Kip's birthday, Henry arranges to have some of his painting shown at The La Daux Gallery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061943 +0000" stop="20260612064349 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play It Again, Tim - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Tim's parents enroll him in piano lessons for the rest of the summer. But Boss Baby suspects Tim's "lessons" are part of a larger Frederic Estes plot.</desc>
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    <title>Research &amp; Development - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With Baby Corp's stinkless serum in enemy hands, Turtleneck Superstar CEO Baby issues a challenge to deliver a new formula by 5 p.m.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070756 +0000" stop="20260612073204 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrinkles &amp; Stinkles - S02E13</title>
    <desc>In the wake of Tim's discovery, a newly crowned Boss Baby seizes the chance to show his team what a real leader looks like.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073204 +0000" stop="20260612075621 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bossa Nova - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Ousted from the office and desperate for direction, an unemployed Boss Baby joins a mommy/daddy and me playgroup. But he isn't the only new member.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062431 +0000" stop="20260612070811 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel of Death - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alan and Denny head to New Orleans with visiting attorney Vanessa Walker to defend a doctor who euthanized five patients during the Katrina hurricane.Meanwhile, Claire helps Clarence sue an all-female gym who refused to accept him unless he dressed as a woman, and Denise is overwhelmed by the sexual attention she is getting from the male attorneys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070811 +0000" stop="20260612075146 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nuts - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Denny is outraged when he is not permitted to board a plane because his name is on a "no-fly" list, and asks Alan for help suing Homeland Security.Meanwhile, Shirley and Vanessa defend a teacher who is accused of negligence when one of her students dies from anaphylactic shock in class.Denise becomes nervous when Alan begins to suspect she is sleeping with both Brad and Jeffrey, and Claire continues to help Clarence with his self-esteem issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062928 +0000" stop="20260612071318 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Like Big Butts and I Did Not Die! - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The doctors take on a patient who nearly died after a mommy makeover gone wrong, a man plagued by his flat nose needs it fixed so he can propose, and a Supa Woman shows off her ass-ets.</desc>
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    <desc>Notting Hill is famous for what type of festival? How did Buzz Aldrin get his name? What animal has the stinkiest farts? Do your best. Take a guess.</desc>
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    <title>This Game Is Not Rocket Science - S01E06</title>
    <desc>This game isn't rocket science, but that doesn't make it easy. The topics range from the Ten Commandments to actors with dirty mouths.</desc>
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    <title>The Glitching Hour - S07E11</title>
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    <title>Friends in Snow Places - S07E12</title>
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    <title>Yodel Recall - S07E13</title>
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    <title>Game of Throne - S07E14</title>
    <desc>When Bill learns his family is moving to New York, the Compton Cowboys visit the ranch to give him some lessons on city life; Jake interferes with Destiny's camping duties.</desc>
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    <title>Couscous, the North African Detective - S01E02</title>
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    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Who's Coming With Me? - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Brandon admits to Alexia why people at The Agency treat her differently. Sonika and Kevin try to repair their relationship, as do Ben and Joey.</desc>
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    <title>The Look of Death - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hoping to have it out, Saskia invites Elle to lunch for a chat. Alex gets the truth from Nathan. Will it all be settled at Jade's self-tanner launch?</desc>
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    <title>Not Everyone Is Welcome Here - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Silver Dollar Spook-tacular - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Shotgun Bowling - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Pawn 'n Chain - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Here I Go Again - S05E07</title>
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    <title>At the Movies - S05E09</title>
    <desc>On the first day of production on Hank Moody's latest movie "Santa Monica Cop," Stu has brought back his "F--king and Punching" director in hopes of creating a cinematic masterpiece, but Hank's rendezvous with the film's leading lady puts his relationship with Sam in jeopardy. Luckily for Hank, Stu and the production's crew, Charlie has a backup plan.</desc>
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    <title>Perverts &amp; Whores - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Minus one agent and best friend, Hank crashes with his two favorite ladies, Karen and Becca. Looking for new representation, he meets with Hollywood power agent Larry Levine, who quickly sets a meeting with world-class filmmaker and Hank Moody idol Lars Manderhoff. It may be a match made in heaven when Lars surprises Hank with one of his favorite working girls, Trixie (guest star Judy Greer). Distraught over his personal losses, Charlie seeks comfort from Marcy while Lizzie enjoys her big break, a part in "Santa Monica Cop" courtesy of Stu.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Phyllis deals with a young diabetic woman who has fallen pregnant, Sister Mary Cynthia comes into contact with a group of gypsies, and Patsy organises a square dance to raise money for the Cubs' trip to Norfolk.</desc>
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    <title>101 Problems on Canadian Roads - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Guilty As Charged - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Cultural Exchange - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When two nefarious leaders use the Caribbean Queen as a setting for their business meeting, Jonathan goes overboard welcoming their child soldiers.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Hornet’s Nest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Agent Steel infiltrates a singles' cruise doubling as a human trafficking ring in search of evidence. Will he find a criminal mastermind — or Jonathan?</desc>
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    <title>Prison Riot, U.S.A. - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Wheels on the Bus - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After some creative dealmaking, Shawn frets over Mark's hot take on a Bel Air. An academic achievement leads to a school bus upgrade for Caveman.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Tub Time Machine - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Out of Bounce - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Michael convinces customers to buy toys that couldn't possibly exist, like bubbles that turn into Christmas ornaments when you catch them. Then, as a personal trainer, he makes a client think he actually sweat enough to fill a bucket. Plus, a security guard panics when Michael makes a car disappear on his watch.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Freeze Me! - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Lizard Law - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In a Mexican restaurant, Michael treats incredulous diners to a good luck serpent with their tableside guacamole and makes salsa so spicy it melts metal. Then, he confuses office coworkers with a never-ending brown bag lunch and a frozen meal that turns out to be alarmingly fresh. Plus, he confounds his new assistant with some tricks of the trade as a real estate agent, including freshening dead flowers right before her eyes.</desc>
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    <title>It's a Makeshift - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Michael mystifies laundromat patrons by impossibly multiplying miniscule amounts of detergent and makes one man's day when he convinces him that he's hit the coin machine jackpot. Then at a thrift store, Michael taps into his musical abilities by turning into a human record player. Plus, as an employee at a shipping store, he astonishingly flips a full bowl of punch without spilling a drop and repeatedly teleports a glass penguin to one customer's dismay.</desc>
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    <title>Green Friendly - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Michael confuses wine drinkers with an incredible shrinking bottle and a supposedly deep cork that defies the laws of physics. Then, he bedazzles a jewelry store patron with disappearing diamonds. Later, he heads to the carwash where one woman takes a stand when her "go green" clean takes an unexpected turn.</desc>
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    <title>The Caring Crystals - S03E10</title>
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    <title>The Care Bears Town Parade - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Hearts At Sea - S04E02</title>
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    <title>No Business Like Snow Business - S04E03</title>
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    <title>The Factory of Uncaring - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Champ shirks his duty of guarding the Caring Meter giving No Heart a perfect opportunity to   cover a town with uncaring smoke.</desc>
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    <title>Wishing Well - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Trying to buy herself more time to memorize a poem, Lotsa Heart accidentally makes a wish in front of Wish Bear, causing it to be night forever!</desc>
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    <title>Awesomest Day Ever - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Share Air - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Share plays Harmony's new song for everyone in Care-a-Lot before it's ready -- and finds out the hard way why she shouldn't break a promise.</desc>
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    <title>Nurture Is Her Nature - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lotsa tries to heal Grumpy after accidentally hurting him at the Care-a-Lot Picnic Games. But her help only seems to make things worse.</desc>
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    <title>Hot and Bothered - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Brother Justin returns to Mintern from his stay in the asylum to chart out a new direction for his ministry. At the Carnivale, Samson's loss is Lodz's gain when the blind mystic takes Samson's place as the liaison to Management. Libby catches on to her mother's deception of her lustful fling with Jones, while Sofie accuses Apollonia of "breaking the rules" when she forces Sofie to tell the truth to their tarot clients about their bleak futures. Ben and Samson come up empty in search of information about Scudder's whereabouts when they visit one of Scudder's hangouts; a men's club called the Templars Club. Stumpy takes his lumps in enlisting a new dancer, a Mexican waitress named Catalina, whom he runs into during a drunken bender in the troupe's New Mexico town. Also, Lodz and Lila wait for Ben to finally succumb to sleep, with a little of Ruthie's help, so Lodz can probe Ben's dreams.</desc>
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    <title>The Day of the Dead - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With Management's blessing, Lodz hatches a devious plan to "reach" Ben, who is vulnerable after letting his guard down after his night of seduction with Ruthie. Rita Sue upstages Catalina's debut routine in the Gay Paree tent. Meanwhile, Sofie reads Stumpy's cards and doesn't like what she learns, and Ben learns that some wounds aren't easy to heal. In Mintern, Reverend Balthus is concerned about the influences surrounding Brother Justin, as well as some fiery allegations that Tommy Dolan threatens to make public that the fire that burned down Chin's was an inside job. For her part, Iris proves she'll do anything to advance her brother's career and reveals that she was the one responsible for the fire in order for Justin to turn to his dark side.</desc>
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    <title>Bless Your Dead Little Hearts - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Alucard adjusts to his lonely new life, Belmont and Sypha pay a visit to an eerie and unusual town, and Carmilla returns home with a prize.</desc>
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    <title>The Reparation of My Heart - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Isaac gets some unexpected help in his search for Hector. Meanwhile, Carmilla plots a land grab and Alucard meets some fans.</desc>
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    <title>Investigators - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Belmont and Sypha's plan to leave Lindenfeld hits a snag. Isaac and the Captain debate the merits of humanity. Hector tries to get a read on Lenore.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sharon decides that she and Rob should inject some passion into their love life. When her advances don't go to plan, Rob suggests a weekend break in Paris. While Fergal looks after the kids, Sharon develops an appetite for a holiday drink.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Rob and Sharon celebrate a tainted wedding anniversary, Fran and Chris are drifting further apart. Elsewhere, Dave's flourishing love affair with Catherine - a high achiever he's met through AA - is gathering momentum.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sharon decides to return to teaching but her meeting with the head mistress becomes more of an outpouring of her grief. Meanwhile, Rob feels awkward around Olivia due to her indecent proposal and Dave's life spins out of control following his split with Catherine, and Sharon's brother Fergal fails to repay the money Rob secretly lent him.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rob has told Sharon about the Olivia situation, but the news is badly received, and she throws him out of the house. Unfortunately for him, the first person he can turn to is Dave, who is in the middle of an epic post break-up bender. Sharon tries to reach out to Rob, but after a brief reconciliation it turns into a major argument which sends the pair into a spiral of bad behaviour. For Sharon it's a night out with 'party pal' Kate, and for Rob it's the surprise decision to have a drink.</desc>
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    <title>No Way Jose - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A family must sleep on the living room floor after shifty contractor Jose ripped their home apart and split. Can Adam Carolla and Skip drag Jose back to the scene of the crime to fix his mess?</desc>
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    <title>An Avi-ously Dangerous Home - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Open sewer pipes and insect infestations caused by shoddy contractor Avi are now making the homeowners sick. Can Adam Carolla and Skip hunt him down and force him to fix the disaster he created?</desc>
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    <title>Hack of All Trades - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shady contractor Pedro claimed to be a jack-of-all-trades, but instead he jacked up everything he touched. Will his hack job prevail or can Carolla and Skip bring justice to the family he screwed over?</desc>
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    <title>House of Cards - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Preppy contractor Jeff converted a structurally sound home into a dangerous death trap when he removed a load bearing wall. Can Adam and Skip get him back to secure the house before it collapses?</desc>
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    <title>Fooled by the Floyds - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Los Angeles home is abandoned, leaving its homeowners and 15 month old baby in perpetual danger. But this ambush takes a twist when Adam Carolla and Skip discover the real truth.</desc>
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    <title>Bind. Torture. Kill: BTK - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A terrifying Kansas serial killer reemerges after 30 years. Using DNA technology and help from the media, investigators race to prevent another murder.</desc>
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    <title>Thrill Kills: The Phoenix Serial Shooter - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A serial shooter targets random pedestrians on the Phoenix streets, leading detectives on a desperate hunt for a criminal driven to kill for sport.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Diggety Dog - S02E10</title>
    <desc>This is a CatDog short where they go onto a stage and sing about how they get along.</desc>
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    <title>Fred the Flying Fish - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Cat tries to capture ""Fred The Flying Fish"" for money, But as you know its hard to catch a flying fish.</desc>
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    <title>CatDog Divided - S02E14</title>
    <desc>CatDog end up getting sawed in half in a magic show by "The Amazing Ray," but when they try to find the magician who did it, they find out he is a fraud and is in jail. So, they go to another magic show to put them back together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072015 +0000" stop="20260612074405 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unnatural - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cat is very bad at Baseball, so he puts on a Dog mask making the Greasers think Dog is bad, and Cat is good.While Dog is not knowing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060625 +0000" stop="20260612064715 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>William &amp; Carmella - S08E81</title>
    <desc>William's connection with Carmella is undeniably strong, but after three months of dodging his attempts to meet, William calls on Nēv and Kamie to find out what Carmella's hiding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064715 +0000" stop="20260612072917 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shi &amp; Mira - S08E82</title>
    <desc>Shi is convinced his online love Mira also lives in Philadelphia, but after months, she's dodgy about meeting. When Nev and Kamie discover she might live just five blocks away, they hit the streets of Philly looking for answers!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061437 +0000" stop="20260612063550 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fandemonium 4: Battle of the Survivors - S04E17</title>
    <desc>It's Survivor time!
Not really deathmatch survivors, but CBS' Survivor
All the cast members from seasons 1 and 2 fought in the deathmatch ring, one by one they were voted into the ring by the audience, until only one was left.
Here's how it turned out:
First Colby was voted into the ring, then Rudy.   Rudy kicks Colby's ass for a while, then Jerri is voted into the ring.   Rudy and Jerri argue, and then Colby decapitates Rudy with a stick.   Next Kelly is voted into the ring and she brought her canoe with her, she smashes Colby out of the ring, and then starts fighting with Jerri, but the fight was interrupted as Susan was voted into the ring.   Susan got pretty pissed at Kelly, and bit trough Kelly's oar, then her arm, and finally Susan bit Kelly's head off.   Then Colleen was voted into the ring, and then Elisabeth.   After a while, Susan was thrown out off the ring, and she got impaled on a little girl.   Next Keith was voted in, and he fed Jerri with uncooked rice and hot water, so</desc>
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    <title>Assamania 1 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>This episode is called ""Assamania 1"" for some reason...    Nick wanted to get more people to watch CDM if he did some ""Jackass"" tricks, like swallowing a fish whole, or spraying mace into his face... here's the fight summary:
1 - Queen Latifah vs LL Cool J - Lameass vs Badass
After LL Cool J calls Queen Latifah a comedian-wannabe, she gets pissed and cuts off LL's hands with a spring from a chair, next she swings the spring, wrapping it around LL's body and with a final pull, his body is torn up.
2 - Pink vs Mandy Moore - Hardass vs Candyass
Pink fools Mandy so her temporary bloodlust disappears, and then, by using Mandy's sharpened candy stick, she impales Mandy's head, and with a final blow in the straw, Mandy's brains (and some organs) flies out.
3 - Johnny Knoxville vs Ben Stein - Jackass vs Smartass
Ben Stein brought a rabid donkey into the ring, and as it was about to kill Johnny Knoxville, the Jackass leader started talking to the donkey, which turns around and stomps Ben Stein</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065710 +0000" stop="20260612070931 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rockstarmageddon - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix   Shaggy vs Bob Marley   Dave Matthews vs Keith Richards
1. Lenny Kravitz vs Jimi Hendrix   Using the time machine, Stone Cold Steve Austin brings back Jimi Hendrix.   Hendrix claims that Kravitz ripped him off and starts beating him up.   Hendrix rips off Kravitz's sunglasses, to reveal his big bug eyes. He runs out of the ring and climbs the lighting rig, and pours sulphuric acid onto Hendrix's head. Then he climbs down and pours vomiting medicine down Hendrix' throat. Hendrix replies by vomiting down Kravitz's throat, then he throws him against the ropes, Kravitz bounces back and Hendrix smashes his throat to pieces.
2. Shaggy vs Bob Marley   The time machine is used to bring back Bob Marley.   Bob Marley too claims to be ripped off by Shaggy.   They fight for a while and Marley grabs one of the turnbuckles and starts impaling Shaggy with it, and starts asking Shaggy about who the best reggae singer was, Shaggy replies by naming a lot of artists, this p</desc>
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    <title>New Celebrity Deathmatch: Bigger &amp; Better Than Ever - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Paris Hilton VS Nicole Richie Tony Hawk VS Bam Margera Bam Margera VS Don Vito</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073039 +0000" stop="20260612075145 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing of the Guard - S05E02</title>
    <desc>1. Bono vs Chris Martin 2. Bruce Willis vs Ashton Kutcher 3. Robert DeNiro vs James Gandolfini</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061324 +0000" stop="20260612065513 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harvey Family Men vs Harvey Family Women and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar vs Ralph Sampson - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The men of Steve Harvey's family face off against the women; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar faces off with Ralph Sampson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065513 +0000" stop="20260612073702 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MLB Legends vs NBA Legends and NFL All-Stars vs NFL Legends - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Ozzie Smith leads a team of MLB legends against a team of NBA legends led by James Worthy; and Le'Veon Bell leads a team of NFL all-stars against a team of NFL legends that's led by Marshall Faulk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060303 +0000" stop="20260612064410 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christopher Atkins, Maria Conchita Alonso, Scott Patterson - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Scott Patterson encounters ghosts on death row; Maria Conchita Alonso is haunted by the tragic death of her best friend; and Christopher Atkins discovers a horrifying secret from a past life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064410 +0000" stop="20260612072702 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cindy Williams, Audrina Patridge, Giancarlo Espisito, Joan Van Ark - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cindy Williams is attacked by an evil, malicious spirit; Audrina Patridge is followed home by a malevolent ghost; Giancarlo Esposito encounters a family of apparitions who have yet to cross over to the other side; Joan Van Ark unwittingly invokes the spirit she was hired to portray and reunites two long lost lovers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062248 +0000" stop="20260612065045 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hootenanny - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All of Centaurworld's residents gather for the hootenanny. But can Horse turn this colorful collection of creatures into a fearless army?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060424 +0000" stop="20260612062613 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zone Dancer - S01E41</title>
    <desc>In Chicago, a traditional private eye by the name of Gabriel Knight is asked for help by Crystal Kane, to find out who framed her for Zone Dancing-illegal tapping into corporate computers by connecting people's minds into them. Having seen that Crystal was wearing a real droud (the skull plate allowing connection with computers), Knight seeks out Gibson, a former Zone Dancer who tells him about a dancer in the Zone named Neon who is reputed to have stolen data from Skyvault's computers. Meanwhile, Dr. Wu informs the Centurions that Megacorp, the company that designed Skyvault's beaming program, has had the program illegally duplicated by a Zone Dancer, who now has access to Skyvault's beaming files. Ace is sent to Chicago, along with John Thunder, who is specially recalled for the assignment. At Megacorp, Ace and John find Crystal stealing the data and wearing a droud. After escaping from her trap, they return to Skyvault and deduce that whoever stole the beaming program created a beam</desc>
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    <title>Firecracker - S01E42</title>
    <desc>The countries of Quisto and Montenegro are close to all out war due to a recent attack on Quisto, apparently by Montenegro forces. The Centurions become involved due to the prospect of war threatening to involve the whole world. Max, Ace and Jake go to Quisto, while John and Rex go to Montenegro, where President Cordano tells them that it was impossible for his country to attack Quisto due to their defenses being run by the Def-3000 computer. John recons a supposedly abandoned Montenegran base, but is attacked and captured, while Rex is also abducted. They find that they are now prisoners of Lady Fang, who is in charge of the Def-3000 and wishes to start a war between the two countries, from which she will make a profit as an arms supplier. John and Rex are left to escape from Lady Fang's clutches, and the other Centurions beam to Montenegro in order to prevent war from breaking out.
Science Lesson: Spider wart plants by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064801 +0000" stop="20260612070947 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Traitors Three - S01E43</title>
    <desc>The Mesa Verde space testing station comes under attack by Terror's borgs. The Centurions arrive and battle his forces, but a nearby dam is destroyed, and a clifftop school pleads for help. Leaving Terror's forces to capture a new experimental space shuttle, the Centurions save the school, only to find it empty. Later, at a hearing, Centurions are blamed for causing property damage and suspended from active duty by Mr. Lomax on behalf of the World Council of Scientists. An investigation committee from the council look around Skyvault while the Centurions investigate the school's site. One of the committee members places a bomb on Skyvault at Terror's request, while the Centurions investigate the three committee members themselves. The Centurions must figure out who the real traitor is before Skyvault is destroyed by the bomb.
Science Lesson: Natural heating &amp; cooling by Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070947 +0000" stop="20260612073105 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Only Love Twice - S01E44</title>
    <desc>A man claiming to be the deceased General Harding accesses security files on Crystal Kane's former fiance, Colonel Chuck Bates who disappeared in a rocket explosion five years ago, and transmits the information to Doc Terror. Harding was a hologram, and Terror also creates a hologram of Bates to lure out Crystal, while the Centurions are kept busy with Terror's forces on a space shuttle, Sealab and in Siberia. Crystal detects the wreck of Bates' old ship in Laos, and leaves Skyvault to find him. There she is captured by Bates' hologram and taken to Doc Terror. As the hologram of Bates begins to have second thoughts about assisting Terror, the Centurions stand ready to make their move and rescue their commander.
Science Lesson: Holograms by Ace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073105 +0000" stop="20260612075255 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sungrazer - S01E45</title>
    <desc>As Doc Terror's borg Mutron attempts to steal an experimental virus, the canister is accidentally damaged when the Centurions apprehend him. The Z-80 virus then begins spreading over the Earth. The only one able to stop the virus is its creator, Professor Manfred Owell, who left with other scientists twenty years ago to live inside a sungrazer comet under the leadership of Dr. Daimon Zemo, intending to create a utopia. Crystal and the Centurions use the Starfire, a prototype ion drive ship to get to the comet in time. Inside the comet, the Centurions meet up with Owell and Zemo, who distrusts them. As the comet is now on a course straight for the Sun, Owell requests the help of the Centurions to save the comet against Zemo's objections. As the virus spreads over the Earth, the Centurions must deal with Zemo's sabotage and save the comet as well as their homeworld.
Science Lesson: Genetic modification by Crystal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062432 +0000" stop="20260612070837 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fortress of Fear, Part 2 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Cesar rehab of two violent dogs threatening to kill each other continues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070837 +0000" stop="20260612075242 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brutal Labradoodle - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Cesar rehabs an aggressive Labradoodle with an alarming history of biting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075242 +0000" stop="20260612075245 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lighter Love - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cesar helps shed the pounds of an overweight pit mix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060512 +0000" stop="20260612062716 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Zod - S02E19</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260612062716 +0000" stop="20260612064921 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sentinel - S02E20</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260612064921 +0000" stop="20260612071208 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Spell - S02E21</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260612071208 +0000" stop="20260612073415 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Wave - S02E22</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260612073415 +0000" stop="20260612075621 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auto Madic - S02E23</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260612060738 +0000" stop="20260612065253 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Barrister - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To enhance the firm's visibility and reputation, Fuller-Carp decides to hire a new associate who is a graduate of Eton and Cambridge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065253 +0000" stop="20260612073727 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masons - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that he can offset his poor record of cases won by joining the freemasons.  Meanwhile, Hilary and Ruth accept an invitation to an event for gay and lesbian lawyers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060608 +0000" stop="20260612062745 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greatest Misses - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Dave introduces skits that were too crazy to make the cut, including footage of a trip to the Nelson Mandela bootcamp for teenagers. Dave also imagines what it would be like if the whole world was gay. Also featuring musical guests Kanye West and Mos Def.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062745 +0000" stop="20260612064922 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wayne Brady Show - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dave quits his show at Comedy Central and is promptly replaced by comedian Wayne Brady. Dave returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, who appears as a guest on "Fear Factor." Dave also hangs out with Wayne Brady, who proves to be unexpectedly menacing. Also featuring music performer Talib Kweli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064922 +0000" stop="20260612070759 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Bush - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dave looks at recent world events and tries to assess the way things would have gone had President Bush been black. Dave takes a look back at the first black person in history to use a white toilet. Dave also examines a moment in the life of Lil Jon when he plays the rapper while talking to the real Lil Jon on the phone. Also featuring a musical performance by Big Boi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070759 +0000" stop="20260612072902 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dave looks to enact vengeance on everyone who has done him wrong in the past after signing a sweet new deal. Meanwhile, people suddenly charge him a lot more money for even the most trivial things that used to cost very little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072902 +0000" stop="20260612075514 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dave hits the campaign trail as yell-happy presidential candidate Howard Dean and assumes the role of an antagonistic Gary Coleman. He also attempts to elude a crop of persistent racial stereotype pixies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062357 +0000" stop="20260612070724 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Outage - S03E07</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to destroy the Charmed Ones, Cole enlists the help of Andras, a demon who magnifies anger into rage. Meanwhile, when the sisters lose their magic after using their powers against each other, they are left defenseless against attacks from the Triad and Belthazor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070724 +0000" stop="20260612075133 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleuthing with the Enemy - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When the sisters discover that Cole is Belthazor, Phoebe must make one of the toughest decisions of her life: either vanquish her boyfriend or keep one of the most dangerous demons known to exist alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061157 +0000" stop="20260612065454 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody Halton; Bria Dumont - S13E14</title>
    <desc>Cody's girlfriend plays fast and loose with his cousin; Bria's salesman boyfriend has sold her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065454 +0000" stop="20260612073751 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Buck; Christy Abshire - S13E15</title>
    <desc>Charity's man trades up for a younger model; Christy's boyfriend spends Christmas money on another woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060847 +0000" stop="20260612063344 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Imaginings - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After trying (and failing) to hit on a pretty female customer, Sam feels like he is over the hill and challenges Woody to a racquetball game. Unfortunately Sam ends up hurting himself and has to take a trip to the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063344 +0000" stop="20260612065824 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Last Dance For Me - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Carla asks Sam to partner her in a dance contest where their main competition is Nick and Loretta.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065824 +0000" stop="20260612072306 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear is My Co-Pilot - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A flying daredevil that Diane barnstormed with across Europe takes her and Sam for a ride and dies at 20,000 feet up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072306 +0000" stop="20260612074804 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diane Chambers Day - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Diane feels depressed and left out of the gang's activities so Frasier organizes a day just for her-at the opera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062625 +0000" stop="20260612071320 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tootsie Tomanetz - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Custodian by day, pitmaster by night: Meet 85-year-old Tootsie Tomanetz, whose Hill Country barbecue has made her a legend in Texas and beyond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071320 +0000" stop="20260612075958 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lennox Hastie - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney chef Lennox Hastie draws extraordinary flavors out of meat, fish and vegetables using only a wood fire — and skills he honed in Basque Country.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061618 +0000" stop="20260612071514 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1:23:45 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Plant workers and firefighters put their lives on the line to control a catastrophic 1986 explosion at a Soviet nuclear power plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062430 +0000" stop="20260612071447 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Brassbuttons - S07E11</title>
    <desc>An Indian is accused of treason when an Army unit he's leading gets ambushed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061930 +0000" stop="20260612070543 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lackin' - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Ronnie is praised by his church community, while others won't let him forget his mistakes. Emmett and Dom prepare for their grand opening. Kevin tries to balance obligations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063533 +0000" stop="20260612071550 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Wasn't About Hockey - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Brett, Foster and Kidd take a road trip to Indiana for a getaway and encounter a bus accident involving a boy’s hockey team that will leave them scrambling and relying on their instincts to save those hurt in the accident. The rest of Firehouse 51 competes in the annual Chili Cook-Off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071550 +0000" stop="20260612075751 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What I Saw (1) - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A spate of robberies comes to light after a firehouse lockbox key goes missing. CPD’s Voight has suspicions that a firefighter may be involved, and with Boden’s support he recruits Cruz to go undercover and help sniff out any suspicious activity. (The crossover concludes on Chicago P.D. S06E15 - Good Men.)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062153 +0000" stop="20260612070311 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Is What It Is, Until It Isn't - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Crockett and Charles treat Justin’s gym buddy. Maggie and Will help a robbery-homicide suspect. Hannah and Archer use Med’s new opiate abuse A.I. program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070311 +0000" stop="20260612074454 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We All Know What They Say About Assumptions - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Goodwin, Maggie and Marcel help victims of a hit-and-run accident. Halstead struggles to diagnose a patient with seizures. Asher and Archer clash with Jack Dayton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063718 +0000" stop="20260612071856 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safe Harbor - S11E03</title>
    <desc>Burgess works an extra shift at the 13th District and gets caught in the middle of a drive-by attack on refugees. The team works together to track down the shooter and uncover the true motive behind the attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060855 +0000" stop="20260612063445 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Scratch - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Diane uses a dating app and matches with someone she least expected. Daniel starts seeing a professional baseball player for the Chicago Cubs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063445 +0000" stop="20260612065848 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swing and a Ms. - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Daniel doesn't want his Aunt Diane to know who he's dating because he fears what she may do. Diane tries dating a nice guy, for once.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065848 +0000" stop="20260612072345 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empire State of Mind - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Diane tries to find a way to cheer Daniel up, but they then get into a big fight. Mark goes to stay with Diane after he and Bonnie argue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072345 +0000" stop="20260612074804 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tits Up, Tits Out - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Diane wins a free mammogram and needs to see a specialist after the results, so Bonnie helps out. Daniel tries to overcome his anxiety over driving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060032 +0000" stop="20260612062352 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Haircut - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Chip's going to the groomer for the first time -- but is she ready for a new style?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062352 +0000" stop="20260612064715 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Sleepaway T-shirt - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Chip struggles to make good choices while spending time with Howie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064715 +0000" stop="20260612071037 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tot's New Bed - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Tot's growing up... but does that mean Chip has to give up her bed?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071037 +0000" stop="20260612073358 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip's Cake Bake - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Chip runs into trouble when she tries to make a cake for Tot's first birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Kevin Comes to Stay - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Poppa's police station cat is staying for the weekend and needs extra-special care.</desc>
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    <title>They Shoot Dogs, Don't They? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Rangers once again go to Canina LeFur's aid -- this time in Taxadermia where Canina fears her stand-in is trying to bump her off and take her place.</desc>
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    <title>Piratsy Under the Seas - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dale is being hassled with chores so much that he joins a group of pirate rats.</desc>
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    <title>Catteries Not Included - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little girl is looking for her beloved cat Spunky, and the Rescue Rangers are on the case. It seems that all of the cats have been kidnapped by mechanical dogs under the power of Professor Nimnul. The Professor is using the cats for static electricity to power his device to take over the city. The Rangers find Spunky and free him along with all of the other cats, and the Professor's plan is foiled.</desc>
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    <title>Dale Beside Himself - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In order to get out of doing his regular chores, Dale switches places with a visiting space alien who has a penchant for shape-shifting.</desc>
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    <title>Flash, the Wonder Dog - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dale's television hero, Flash, is kidnapped and framed by Fat Cat, in a ploy to discredit dogs everywhere.</desc>
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    <title>Drive, Lady, Drive: Part 2 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Donna/Linda is taken back to her foster home, but Candi suspects something is wrong. Jon and Ponch catch the dune buggy, and Jon discovers the hijackers' hideout.</desc>
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    <title>Judge Knows Best - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The chefs must work with a fish that's traditionally used for sushi in the appetizer round. Then, they find an unfamiliar condiment in the entrée basket and prosecco is used to make dessert.</desc>
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    <title>A Nori Story - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An unfamiliar mystery ingredient makes preparing beef a challenge in the appetizer round. Then, the chefs are forced to break a fundamental rule of cooking by combining fish and cheese in their entrées. And pumpernickel and curry are used to make dessert.</desc>
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    <title>The Party Cruise - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal takes Chowder and Shnitzel to go fishing, but end up on a cruise ship owned by Reuben.</desc>
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    <title>Won-Ton Bombs - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Mung Daal's old cooking master tells about Mung's greatest failure to all of Marzipan City, Chowder and Mung travel back to the past to fix his failure.</desc>
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    <title>The Big Hat Biddies - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Truffles tries to impress the members of The Big Hat Biddies, and the others try to help by making a big feast for the club.</desc>
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    <title>The Deadly Maze - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mung's old apprentice Gumbo traps Chowder within a huge maze so he can get rid of Mung, but soon finds himself lost within it also, not knowing the way back, which the two have to find a way out. And when an over-professional Bird-headed body-builder named Jeffery hired to destroy Chowder threatens Gumbo, the two are forced to work together to escape from him.</desc>
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    <title>Panic At the Pageant - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Todd takes on too much as the family heads to Florida to run their first Miss Florida USA pageant. And when Faye makes a rash purchase, Todd insists on calling her out.</desc>
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    <title>No Men for Old Country - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Todd's manhood gets called into question during a vacation with family and friends; Chase has to make amends with Chloe after they get into a fight.</desc>
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    <title>Baking Up is Hard to Do - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Todd attempts to be supportive when Julie prepares desserts for a restaurant grand opening; Chase tries to get back in Savannah's good graces as she deals with insecurities.</desc>
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    <title>Running Gout of Time - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Julie questions her decision to let Chase help her and Allison train for a 5K; when Todd is diagnosed with gout, he struggles to understand why his family has no sympathy.</desc>
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    <title>Ride or Die - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julie's stress reaches a breaking point, Todd comes up with a plan to alleviate it; Chase helps Nanny learn to ride a bike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062735 +0000" stop="20260612071213 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Becomes Her - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Chucky wrestles with his mortality, while Jake and Devon take their romance to the next level.</desc>
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    <title>Panic Room - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Armed with new weapons, Chucky aims to become the most prolific serial killer in history.</desc>
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    <title>First Responder Calley - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Calley worries she doesn't have a specialty, but proves she is a great all-rounder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061507 +0000" stop="20260612062507 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sinkhole Rescue - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Brewster is trapped when he falls into a sinkhole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062507 +0000" stop="20260612063507 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cormac Patrol - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Cormac finds himself with nothing to do, until the Chug Patrollers need rescuing</desc>
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    <title>Trainee Camp - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The trainees work as a team and acquire new skills</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064507 +0000" stop="20260612065507 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tour Guide Harrison - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Harrison Harrison must devise a special tour of Chuggington in order to pass his tour guide test</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065507 +0000" stop="20260612070507 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Delivery Challenge - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Cormac challenges Old Puffer Pete to a delivery contest</desc>
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    <title>Koko Express - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Koko learns that being careful and quick is the trick to being an express courier train.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071507 +0000" stop="20260612072507 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skipper Stu &amp; the Steam Crane - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The crane at the docks breaks down, so Skipper Stu must find another way to load the ship</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072507 +0000" stop="20260612073507 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chug Patrol Chief - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jackman must find a way to get fuel from the inaccessible docks in sub-zero temperatures</desc>
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    <title>Fletch Shines - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Fletch repairs the lighthouse by himself and discovers that being in charge is hard</desc>
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    <title>Spy Train - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The Trainees are on a mission to play top-secret spy games in Chuggington but their sleuthing missions turn into wild shenanigans!</desc>
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    <title>Naani's Shopping Trip - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan's plan to attend the Sparkhill Business Association goes awry.</desc>
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    <title>Family Holiday - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan is reluctant to dip into the rainy day fund to finance a holiday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071039 +0000" stop="20260612073849 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amjad's Promotion - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the mosque.</desc>
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    <title>Most Hallowed Ground (1864) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with the presidential election of 1864 that sets Abraham Lincoln against his old commanding general, George McClellan. The stakes are nothing less than the survival of the Union itself: with Grant and Sherman stalled at Petersburg and Atlanta, opinion in the North has turned strongly against the war. But 11th-hour victories at Mobile Bay, Atlanta, and the Shenandoah Valley tilt the election to Lincoln and the Confederacy's last hope for independence dies. In an ironic twist, poignantly typical of the Civil War, Lee's Arlington mansion is turned into a Union military hospital and the estate becomes Arlington National Cemetery, the Union's most hallowed ground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061005 +0000" stop="20260612063104 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Cleveland Brown Christmas - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Cleveland fills in as Santa Claus at his office holiday party, he has one too many eggnogs and lets the truth slip about Rallo’s father.</desc>
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    <title>Field of Streams - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cleveland visits his old high school and discovers there is no longer a baseball team; Cleveland tries to get Cleveland Jr. to play ball rather than joining the math club.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065206 +0000" stop="20260612071307 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Rollercoaster - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Ms. Eck encourages Roberta to change her appearance in an attempt to teach her an important lesson; Cleveland and the guys try to invent an infomercial product.</desc>
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    <title>Our Gang - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Coach Cleveland comes to the rescue of frustrated parents by taking a group of delinquent teens under his wing. With the help of Cleveland Jr., he creates a new club dubbed "The Crazy Eights," and hopes that it will keep the kids on the straight and narrow. However, he is soon mixed up in bad business, and only the "Crazy Eights" can help him out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073410 +0000" stop="20260612075513 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried Pleasure - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Holt confesses to Cleveland that he wishes he had a special someone in his life, Cleveland tries to set him up with cat-loving Jill; Cleveland Jr. and Rallo anticipate the birth of Rallo's pet fish.</desc>
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    <title>The Mistress - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Emma Beesly arrives in Oakland to grieve and help set the record straight, but her presence only deepens the mystery around Nick's secret life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071348 +0000" stop="20260612075736 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reporter - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Reporter Ben Park will do anything for a big headline. But with Nick's case, he soon finds that his cutthroat tactics cut both ways.</desc>
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    <title>A Friend in Need - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jetta insists on taking on a big job so she can be the "hero", but soon learns that it's okay to graciously accept help when it is needed and offered by good friends.</desc>
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    <title>Fan Mail - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Elizabeth writes a fan letter to her favorite pop star and discovers – with the help of Mr. Bleakman - that sometimes wishes do come true.</desc>
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    <title>Hooray for Cleo - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Cleo withholds information which makes everyone think she's a beach ball playing hero, then learns that there are many kinds of heroes – and the best ones tell the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Nothing to Fur but Fur Itself - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Having been scared by a ghost movie, T-Bone resolves to not let fear get the better of him - easier said than done.</desc>
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    <title>Jorge And The Dog Run - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Clifford is excited to go to his first outing at the local dog run, but becomes worried that he won't fit in after a conversation with Norville. At the dog run, he can't get anyone to notice him at first, but soon finds a friend named Jorge. Jorge lets him join in a game called Dog Ball and sticks up for him when he messes up because he didn't really know how to play. Later, Clifford shares a snack with Jorge and upon returning home finds out that Jorge is actually a nearby neighbor.</desc>
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    <title>Paw Print Picasso - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Emily Elizabeth makes a painting for an Art Fair, but when Clifford starts a game of ball with kittens Flo and Zo, he ends up getting into the paint and getting pawprints all over her painting. Flo and Zo convince him to try and hide what he did by rolling up the painting, but he feels guilty about it the whole night as Emily Elizabeth sleeps. The next day, Clifford slips into Emily Elizabeth's backpack and goes with her to still in an attempt to warn her about what he did to the painting. At school, he tries to show her what happened, but his small size keeps him from even finding her. He's eventually discovered, but by the time Emily Elizabeth figures out what happened, her painting is being hailed as a masterpiece at the art gallery. Emily Elizabeth gives him the credit he deserves and back at home, Daffodil praises Clifford for his braveness.</desc>
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    <title>Sock It To Me - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Clifford has a favorite toy called a sock spider which he and Emily Elizabeth enjoy playing with. Daffodil, however, claims that she doesn't like it and it isn't a real toy, which leads Clifford, acting on Norville's advice, to try and get rid of it. The truth, however, is that Daffodil doesn't really mind the toy, what she minds is feeling left out. It's up to Clifford to find out Daffodil's real problem and find a way to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>Friends Of All Ages - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A new neighbor moves into Clifford and Emily Elizabeths' apartment and brings her dog Tricksie with her. Tricksie is an older dog and Clifford doesn't understand at first why she doesn't want to join in some of the fun activities that he does with Jorge. After spending some time with her and getting some advice from Daffodil, Clifford and Jorge learn that even though Tricksie might get tired easily, they can still be friends and she has a lot to teach them.</desc>
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    <title>A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Storm's-a-brewin' when Joan of Arc's house burns down and her family has no choice but to move in with Cleopatra's, where conflict ensues; Abe attends a Conflict Mediation Seminar to learn how to more effectively resolve disputes between the two. Gandhi and JFK find themselves in escalating arguments. Meanwhile, Mr. Butlertron becomes jealous when Principal Scudworth forms a relationship with a robotic toy dog.</desc>
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    <title>Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After an anti-drugs assembly at the school, a rumor goes around that one can get high smoking raisins, leading the clones to embark on a musical, mystical journey of intoxication and irresponsibly long hair. Sober Joan of Arc is trying to keep Abe from turning into a drugged-out hippie, while Principal Scudworth and the PTA build a giant wall in an attempt to fence the students in. Also, Gandhi goes on a raisined-out subconscious mindtrip where he encounters a hummingbird-unicorn-donkey creature, a two-headed Olsen Twins monster, a talking Italian pencil, and a stereotypically Australian dragon, on his quest to rescue a princess who he believes will have sex with him.</desc>
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    <title>Litter Kills: Litterally - S01E10</title>
    <desc>JFK's long time best friend, Ponce de León, litterally dies, causing JFK to sink into a spiral of depression. This causes tension between Abe and Cleopatra, who dutifully attempts to comfort JFK, her former boyfriend, during his grief. Meanwhile, Gandhi is mistakenly sent to death row where he has trouble getting high fives, but makes new friends in the showers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072539 +0000" stop="20260612074710 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode (Part 1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With prom not too far away, Abe wants to ask his girlfriend, Cleopatra, but cannot stop thinking about Joan of Arc's prom date situation. Meanwhile, Gandhi goes on a desperate search for a date. So, Abe and Cleo each have a go at making over Joan for prom, JFK gives Gandhi a makeover, and Mr. B gives Scudworth a makeover to help him execute a sinister, evil plan to "win" the prom king vote.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060951 +0000" stop="20260612062153 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So I Married a Watermelon - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Flint tries to get his father to eat healthier by inventing a spray to make Tim love fruits and vegetables.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062153 +0000" stop="20260612063337 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shelbourne Identity - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Sam discovers and spills the beans that the Mayor's first name is Tootsie.</desc>
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    <title>Appreciate This! - S01E47</title>
    <desc>Frustrated that the town doesn't appreciate the beauty around them, Sam makes Flint invent something to force them to do so.</desc>
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    <title>She's a Shoe-In - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Flint asks Sam to train him for the annual father/son horseshoe contest, which uncovers Sam's troubled past with the sport.</desc>
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    <title>Lobster Claus Is Coming to Town (1) - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Flint introduces Sam to Swallow Falls' unique Christmas traditions, centered around the mythical Lobster Claus.</desc>
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    <title>Lobster Claus Is Coming to Town (2) - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Santa challenges Lobster Claus to a showdown for Christmas supremacy. Now, Sam and Flint have to find a way to restore peace in Swallow Falls.</desc>
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    <title>When I Was Your Age - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Flint and Sam move to the other side of the island to take up an inventing-free life.</desc>
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    <title>Flint's Biggest Flup - S01E52</title>
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    <title>Hair We Go Again - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Flint invents the hair unbalder when he realises he'll go bald one day, but Tim offers him another point of view by showing him the perks of being bald.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061206 +0000" stop="20260612063524 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piece o' Cake - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Luther, feeling a bit lonely, befriends a boy (Smollett) in need of a father</desc>
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    <title>Running on Empty - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Christine gingerly suggests that she and Hayden visit a fertility clinic.</desc>
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    <title>It Came from New York - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Kelly, having taken a bite out of the Big Apple, comes home for Thanksgiving a changed woman -- one that Hayden doesn't particularly like.</desc>
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    <title>The Playbook - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The playbook falls into enemy hands on the eve of Hayden's biggest game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061740 +0000" stop="20260612065032 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Cobra - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Miguel helps Johnny craft the perfect social media message. Kreese scouts new recruits while Daniel and Amanda try to shut down Cobra Kai.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065032 +0000" stop="20260612071824 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Obstáculos - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Daniel spends some father-daughter time with a traumatized Sam. Johnny plans to form a new karate dojo but struggles to come up with a cool name.</desc>
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    <title>The Good, The Bad, and The Badass - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Informed that this year's All Valley Karate Tournament is being canceled, the three competing sensei attend a city council meeting to save it.</desc>
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    <title>It's Time to Celebrate! - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Celebration is in the air as JJ spends time with loved ones at Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve, Christmas, Halloween and some other very special days!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060052 +0000" stop="20260612062503 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Collapsing Stage - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lelouch's strategies give the Black Knights and their allies the upper hand in their battle against the Britannian Army. As riots break out through the country, the Black Knights take over the Ashford Academy as their headquarters, and the students are spared on Lelouch's orders. An enraged Suzaku, now informed of Zero's identity by a mysterious young boy named V.V., pursues Lelouch for revenge, which Cornelia also covets.</desc>
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    <title>Zero - S01E25</title>
    <desc>After managing to capture Cornelia, Lelouch forces her to reveal what little information she knows of Marianne's murder, but the answers do not please him one bit. V.V. takes Nunnally to Kaminejima, and Lelouch abandons the Black Knights to rescue his sister. Without Lelouch, the Black Knights begin to lose ground to the Britannian Army. Suzaku follows Lelouch, leading to a final confrontation between the former friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064912 +0000" stop="20260612071319 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day a Demon Awakens - S02E01</title>
    <desc>One year after the Black Rebellion, Lelouch Lamperouge has resumed his normal school life with no apparent memories of the year before. After skipping remedial gym class, he sets off with younger brother Rolo to gamble at Babel Tower. Led by C.C., the Order of the Black Knights launches an attack on the complex to retrieve Lelouch. C.C. reawakens Lelouch's memories, and he resumes his identity as Zero. Suzaku Kururugi declares to the Emperor that he will personally kill Zero.</desc>
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    <title>Plan for Independent Japan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lelouch directs the Black Knights in a counterattack against the Britannian forces and recalls how he came to forget his past: after Suzaku arrested him and brought him back to Britannia a year ago, the Emperor used his Geass to implant false memories in Lelouch's mind. The new Knightmare Frame prototype Vincent arrives and wreaks havoc on the Black Knights. They collapse Babel Tower to retreat, simultaneously dropping it on Viceroy Carares and creating a road straight to the Chinese Federation Consulate, where the Black Knights escape to. Zero broadcasts his plan to recreate the United State of Japan. The Britannian military retreats, but the pilot of the Vincent, Rolo, is not so easily swayed. After arriving at the consul grounds, he confronts Li Xingke, revealing that he too possesses the power of Geass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063856 +0000" stop="20260612075248 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovely but Lethal - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Viveca Scott, the founder of Beauty Mark Cosmetics, is being threatened by her rival David Lang. When he finds out that her revolutionary cream formula actually removes wrinkles, he has the formula pirated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061107 +0000" stop="20260612062358 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Melissa Villaseñor - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Jerry and impressionist Melissa Villaseñor visit a Brooklyn food museum in a 1991 Nissan Figaro and talk funny voices and Silly Putty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062358 +0000" stop="20260612064006 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridget Everett: Still Hot To The Touch - S11E11</title>
    <desc>Cabaret performer Bridget Everett finds some pent-up anger in Jerry, and the pair get tarot readings while cruising in a 1961 Cadillac convertible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064006 +0000" stop="20260612065658 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry Marder: Big Lots and BevMo! - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Jerry picks up longtime friend Barry Marder in a 1966 Porsche 356 SC Cabriolet, and they rank bodily functions, go shopping and eat Twinkies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065658 +0000" stop="20260612071028 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry David: Larry Eats a Pancake - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm), drive a 1952 Volkswagen Beetle to John O'Groats in Los Angeles, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071028 +0000" stop="20260612072156 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Gervais: Mad Man in a Death Machine - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Ricky Gervais (The Office), drive a 1967 Austin-Healey 3000 to City Island Diner in City Island, NY for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072156 +0000" stop="20260612073408 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brian Regan: A Monkey and a Lava Lamp - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Brian Regan (Late Show with David Letterman) drive a 1970 Dodge Challenger to Rae's Diner in Santa Monica, CA for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073408 +0000" stop="20260612074527 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alec Baldwin: Just a Lazy Shiftless Bastard - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) drive a 1970 Mercedes Benz 280 SL to Fairway Market Café in New York City, NY for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074527 +0000" stop="20260612075607 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joel Hodgson: A Taste of Hell From on High - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest, Joel Hodgson (Jimmy Kimmel Live!), drive a 1963 Volkswagon Karmann Ghia to Skylark Diner in Edison, NJ for some coffee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062446 +0000" stop="20260612065413 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canada (FR) - Adib Alkhalidey - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Unmasking the contradictions in human nature, Adib Alkhalidey recounts the reality of being vegetarian, Christopher Columbus's little secret and more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065413 +0000" stop="20260612072357 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - Shirley Souagnon - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Shirley Souagnon playfully details an awkward gig in Haiti, the challenges of giving up her iPhone and her newfound empathy for straight women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072357 +0000" stop="20260612075300 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - Jason Brokerss - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jamel Comedy Club alum Jason Brokerss blends the personal and the political as he talks airport profiling, life goals and growing up poor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063108 +0000" stop="20260612074111 +0000" channel="C739.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061547 +0000" stop="20260612063705 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Studies in Modern Movement - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The study group pitches in to help when Annie decides to move in with Troy and Abed, but the plan breaks down when she becomes frustrated by their fun-loving lifestyle. Elsewhere, Dean Pelton discovers Jeff at the mall and blackmails him into spending a lovely afternoon together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063705 +0000" stop="20260612065830 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Documentary Filmmaking: Redux - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When the school board asks Dean Pelton to make a new commercial for the school, he enlists the study group to star in his production. Meanwhile, Abed films all the activities for a documentary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065830 +0000" stop="20260612071952 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jeff and Shirley bond over foosball. After Annie breaks Abed's special edition DVD of "The Dark Knight", she covers it up by staging a robbery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071952 +0000" stop="20260612074110 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Regional Holiday Music - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When the Greendale Glee Club is unexpectedly sidelined, the school's effervescent choir director Cory Radison sets about recruiting the study group members to fill in. Skeptical at first, they eventually fall under his hypnotic spell, singing and dancing their way to the annual Christmas Pageant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060646 +0000" stop="20260612062817 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Bans and Guillotine Hands - S05E06</title>
    <desc>It’s Halloween at the Conners’, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062817 +0000" stop="20260612064949 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take This Job and Shove It Twice - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064949 +0000" stop="20260612071121 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries - S05E08</title>
    <desc>It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071121 +0000" stop="20260612073253 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crumbs and Couch Surfers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073253 +0000" stop="20260612075426 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Days of Christmas - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The holidays are approaching and Dan meets his mother-in-law for the first time. Elsewhere, Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063005 +0000" stop="20260612070514 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Taste of Mexico - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New York Times bestselling cookbook author Rick Martínez challenges three new contestants to turn up the heat with fish dishes and spicy pork boxes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070514 +0000" stop="20260612074112 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Global Fusion - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Game expert Nyesha Arrington sends out boxes including rabbit, ostrich and venison, pushing the home cooks to improvise beyond their comfort zones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061129 +0000" stop="20260612064602 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futurist Food - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Nate Robinson and John Salley, food’s future looks dystopian: Saucepans blaze, and lab-grown tartare with sativa-infused mealworm tops the menu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064602 +0000" stop="20260612072050 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Holidays - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Drag star Alaska falls off the vegetarian wagon for the love of a lamb chop. Later, a chef inhales his own "Danksgiving" candied yam waffles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072050 +0000" stop="20260612075343 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comfort Food to High Cuisine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs create crunk comfort food including Salvadoran pupusas with Lemon Kush. At the table, comedians consider smuggling cannabis inside cats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061242 +0000" stop="20260612063421 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kip Samgood's Biggest Fan - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Margaret helps Sid finally meet his teen idol, Kip Samgood. Meanwhile, Charlie ditches Hank to hang out with his girlfriend, Kathleen, so Hank goes to great lengths to get Charlie's attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063421 +0000" stop="20260612065559 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecent Proposal - S01E20</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to date a guy way out of her league, Margaret pretends to be someone she's not. When Hank doesn't hear back from his doctor about a questionable mole, he's convinced his days are numbered, so Charlie helps him get his test results. Meanwhile, Sid avoids John, who has a very important question to ask him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065559 +0000" stop="20260612071737 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas Baby! - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Hank is excited to give his son the perfect wedding gift in Las Vegas, until he finds out Lorraine's boyfriend, Reggie, is paying for everything. Meanwhile, Margaret and Sid's luck at the blackjack table quickly takes a turn, and Charlie hopes his old Vegas connections will come through for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071737 +0000" stop="20260612073916 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friend-aversary - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Sid prepare their Friend-iversary party, and don't include Margaret. Noticing the tension between Hank and Sid, Margaret encourages Sid to speak up for himself. Meanwhile, Sid has his sights set on the patio for their party and attempts to convince the cat ladies to release it to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073916 +0000" stop="20260612080001 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three friends at a retirement center have their comfortable existence rattled by a newcomer to the community.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060834 +0000" stop="20260612062829 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Naked Truth - S29E29</title>
    <desc>An evasive driver tells the police that he's the victim; a pregnant woman makes some questionable choices; a robbery suspect finds comfort in coming clean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062829 +0000" stop="20260612064822 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock Star - S29E30</title>
    <desc>An irate man has trouble accepting the truth when confronted with his actions; officers question a cagey group to confirm suspicions; an argument between parents becomes violent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064822 +0000" stop="20260612070815 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Window of Opportunity - S29E31</title>
    <desc>Officers come to the rescue when a troubled man hits a low point. The cops are called when a man starts a food fight in a fit of rage. Deputies catch a man off-guard during their search of a parking garage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070815 +0000" stop="20260612072813 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mommy's Tears - S29E32</title>
    <desc>A wanted man complains to deputies about chest pain after he injures a fellow driver. An angry woman calls the cops over a spicy bag of chips. A violent man finally learns where his girlfriend draws the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072813 +0000" stop="20260612074808 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running Scared - S29E33</title>
    <desc>Suspected jewelry thieves attempt a daring escape during a high-speed pursuit. A feisty man does everything that he can to make his arrest a challenge. A traffic stop leads to a marital spat after it reveals some illegal items.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060927 +0000" stop="20260612063117 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Talk - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Although he has a steady girlfriend, Theo wants to start dating someone else. Carl Anthony Payne II as Cockroach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063117 +0000" stop="20260612065307 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother, May I? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After Clair specifically forbids her from wearing make-up, Vanessa, behind her mother's back, does it anyway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065307 +0000" stop="20260612071458 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The March - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Theo writes a report on the March on Washington, but gets a poor grade and is asked to redo his project. Much to his surprise he learns more about the march from his family than he did from books. Meanwhile Vanessa is worried about asking a boy to the turn-around dance. Earle Hyman as Russell. Clarice Taylor as Anna. Joe Williams as Al Hanks. Ethel Ayler as Carrie Hanks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071458 +0000" stop="20260612073648 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theo's Flight - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Theo and Cockroach decide they want to learn to fly, but Cliff doesn't want to waste his money on another dream of his son's. Carl Anthony Payne II as Cockroach. First appearance of Deon Richmond as Kenny, a.k.a. "Bud".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073648 +0000" stop="20260612075839 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa's Rich - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Friends call Vanessa a stuck-up rich girl at school. Guest appearance by Essence Atkins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061836 +0000" stop="20260612064010 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't Love Strange - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jules is miffed when Grayson (who has an ulterior motive) calls her "predictable"; Ellie frets that little Stan is turning into a "devil child," or even worse, could grow up to be like Laurie; and Travis likes his new off campus housing, until Bobby tries to convince him to take dog Travis in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064010 +0000" stop="20260612070157 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Mind with a Heart of Its Own - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jules ends up asking both Ellie and Laurie to be her "co-maids" of honor because she can't stand to hurt anyone's feelings; and Grayson tries to ask Chick for Jules' hand in marriage formally, but Chick decides to have a little fun in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070157 +0000" stop="20260612072330 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lover's Touch - S03E03</title>
    <desc>There is no time for romance when you're planning a wedding, and Jules is in full "AWATT" mode (All Wedding All the Time), until Travis is in an accident and rushed to the hospital. Meanwhile Grayson is feeling neglected by Jules, so the guys try to cheer him up by inventing a new game called "D-Ball," and things get dangerous when Laurie and Ellie want to play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072330 +0000" stop="20260612074506 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon Fever - S03E04</title>
    <desc>One look is all it takes for Bobby to fall for Travis' photography professor, but Travis refuses to introduce them; Laurie falls for a guy she's never met when she begins a romance, via twitter, with a soldier in Iraq; and Jules and Andy prepare to go to war against an unruly gang of kids on bikes who are terrorizing the cul-de-sac.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060646 +0000" stop="20260612062909 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Von Goosewing's Invisible Ray - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Von Goosewing has built an invisible ray, which he plans to use to get rid of Duckula. Meanwhile, Duckula, Igor, and Nanny argue about magic tricks and spells.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062909 +0000" stop="20260612065134 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down Under Duckula - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides that Nanny needs psychiatric help, so he transports the caste to Austria. Unfortunatly, the castle ends up in Australia instead. There, Duckula accidentaly gives away the castle's coo-coo clock, whick is a part of the mechanism that allows the castle to transport. He, Igor, and Nanny travel all over Australia to get it back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065134 +0000" stop="20260612071413 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All in a Fog - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides he wants to become a famous detective, like Sherlock Holmes, so he, Nanny, and Igor travel to London.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071413 +0000" stop="20260612073641 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castle Duckula: Open to the Public - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides to raise money by opening the castle to the public. This opportunity to enter the castle gives Von Goosewing the chance he has been looking for to finally capture Duckula. Meanwhile, Nanny gets a case of amnesia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073641 +0000" stop="20260612075902 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of McCastle McDuckula - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While in Scotland looking for the Loch Ness Monster, Duckula meets another vampire duck and is taken to his haunted castle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061455 +0000" stop="20260612064540 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Lovin' - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beau and Summer's relationship takes center stage after she asks him to spend the night. Elsewhere, Brody and Tuck prepare for a double date night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064540 +0000" stop="20260612071625 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the heels of exciting news, Bailey struggles to keep her past out of her present and future. Meanwhile, Beau navigates a bad case of heartache.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071625 +0000" stop="20260612074709 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Saddle Again - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Boone's big ask leads to a big answer. The following morning, Beau tries to minimize his birthday, much to the dismay of Bailey and the kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060034 +0000" stop="20260612062413 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad, Can I have $300? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Ethan asks for money to buy an Xbox, Coffey shows him the ropes of starting a business.  The family celebrates middle child Emmarie's graduation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062413 +0000" stop="20260612064745 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Dancing! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Coffey collaborates with Criscilla on a music video for "She's Famous."  Can she fuse her hip-hop swag with his upbeat country?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064745 +0000" stop="20260612071137 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(RV) Ride into the Sunset - S01E12</title>
    <desc>More than a decade into his career, Coffey headlines his first major concert.  Criscilla tackles her first marathon with her cancer in remission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071137 +0000" stop="20260612073828 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Andersons - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In LA, Coffey and Criscilla keep the faith while balancing the grind of his independent music career, her battle with cancer, and family life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063112 +0000" stop="20260612073000 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Akisa exchanges bitter words with her mother, Esther, as the news of their loss spreads. Meanwhile, Vivienne eyes an aggressive land grab in Tsilanga.</desc>
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    <title>A Night at the Katz Motel - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Shadow of Courage - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A scientist dies and his shadow spooks the town of Nowhere and then the Bagge's house. The shadow then admits he is tired of scaring people and decides to become a star in the sky, literally!</desc>
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    <title>Courage Meets Bigfoot - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bigfoot comes to the Bagge house. Courage and Bigfoot have a food fight, dance in Carmen Miranda outfits and have a good time. All the fun comes to an abrupt stop as soon as a mob of people arrive to get a reward for Bigfoot. Bigfoot's dad shows up and takes him home, without anyone getting hurt.</desc>
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    <title>The Demon in the Mattress - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Muriel orders a new mattress and when she lays on it, a demon inside the mattress enters her body and takes over. Courage gets rid of the demon by finding a chant on The Computer. It exits Muriel's body and the mattress is sent back.</desc>
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    <title>Where Am I? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.</desc>
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    <title>Sargeant Weenie Arms - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After Earl gets the new Sergeant Weenie Arms action figure, he, Flem and Chicken go to Dead Skull Cave to meet the soldier himself, and become full-fledge weenie marines. After they do so, they learn that weenie marines are sissies.</desc>
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    <title>Sow &amp; Chicken - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken get an unexpected visit from Cow's twin cousin, Sow (a pig with 8 teets). After Sow's first day at school, she causes chaos, and puts the blame on Cow. It's up to Cow to pull the plug on Sow's evil ways.</desc>
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    <title>Me An' My Dog - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.</desc>
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    <title>Cow's Dream Catcher - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.</desc>
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    <title>Session #7: Heavy Metal Queen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Bebop crew pursues a renegade explosives expert, and Spike crosses paths with a nameless space trucker that hates bounty hunters.</desc>
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    <title>Session #8: Waltz for Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Spike gets involved with a fugitive who is willing to risk his own life to restore his sister’s sight. Can the Bebop crew save the day before tragedy strikes?</desc>
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    <title>Session #9: Jamming with Edward - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Bebop crew tries to crack the case of mysterious satellite drawings appearing on the Earth’s surface, but they’ll need help from a hacker know as Radical Edward to earn their bounty!</desc>
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    <title>Session #10: Ganymede Elegy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When a case takes the Bebop crew to Jet’s old stomping ground, the big man crosses paths with an old lover – and her wanted boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>To Be a Somebody (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Albie is intent on killing the same number of victims as died in the Hillsborough football tragedy, and targets a freelance female reporter. DS Beck stumbles upon him, but makes a tragic misjudgement, leaving Albie free to stab DCI Bilborough to death. It looks like criminal psychologist Fitz will be needed to resolve the situation before any more deaths occur.</desc>
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    <title>To Be a Somebody (3) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Following the murder of DCI Bilborough, the hunt is on for Albie. DCI Wise takes over the investigation and criminal psychologist Fitz is brought in to defuse a potentially fatal and explosive situation.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The housemates throw a birthday party for Sam, but an unexpected guest arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Lulu settles into a new home and job, the knock-on effects quickly escalate for Kate as her new housemate gets a little too close for comfort.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The resident curry chef Anthony lays on an evening of deliciously spicy delights - but as the meal descends into chaos, it's not just the curry that ends up on the floor.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Anthony helps Lulu to register as a property guardian - but first they need some unconventional assistance from Lulu's eccentric Great Aunt Gladys.</desc>
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    <title>Apples, Spaghetti Bolognese and Brunch - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Apples, spaghetti bolognese, a brunch fit for the Food Gods, black pudding dessert and giant rainbow ravioli are on the menu, as talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
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    <title>Can Josh Take a Leap of Faith? - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rebecca’s father makes a surprise appearance, which gets Rebecca’s hopes up for her future, while Josh takes a hard look at himself. White Josh and Darryl find themselves at an unexpected crossroads.</desc>
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    <title>Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge. - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rebecca, abandoned at the altar by her obsession, Josh, works to plot her revenge with the help of Paula, Heather and Valencia. It might be a bit tough to figure out, since he ran off the day of the wedding to become a priest. Meanwhile, White Josh and Darryl have some problems to work on and Paula and Scott confront some unusual issues in their marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Penguin or Cow? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>How far would you go to protect the ones you love? Amy finds out as she and Raquel prepare to rescue Suzanne from Callum's evil clutches.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Downward Facing Dog - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Raquel goes on a date with Harry and discovers he's actually kind of kick-ass and romantic, but Amy is concerned - she can't shake the feeling that Harry's too good to be true.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060903 +0000" stop="20260612070337 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets of the Cecil - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Web sleuths dissect Elisa's social media posts. A grisly discovery changes everything at the hotel already known as the Night Stalker's onetime lair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070337 +0000" stop="20260612075817 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down the Rabbit Hole - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The mystery deepens: Did a crime occur? The obsessed descend on the Cecil hoping to solve the case and tumble down the rabbit hole of conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>The Brutal Man - S18E05</title>
    <desc>JJ works with Dr. Ochoa to help Voit process the truth about his violent past, and tells him that one of his followers has a message from a mysterious unsub who appears to be organizing the remaining members of Voit's serial killer network.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070702 +0000" stop="20260612080003 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell is Empty… - S18E06</title>
    <desc>The team investigates a network killer who buries his victims alive, and Tara confronts Rebecca's ex who has recently re-entered her life. Ronald Graber delivers a message from his Disciple to Voit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060119 +0000" stop="20260612062341 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dukerella - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alice's sister, Miranda, comes to visit them which Alice is not comfortable with. Miranda must find work in New York so she joins "Mattress in an Hour" delivering mattresses. When everybody attends a party held by Duke, Miranda falls in love with Duke but is shy because of a wrinkle. She runs out on Duke at midnight and Duke must find the woman who fits her slipper. When it turns out to be Doris, Jay must get Duke and Miranda reunited.</desc>
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    <title>I Can't Believe It's a Clip Show - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jay is hosting his 10th anniversary show held at Carnegie Hall where he showcases a number of movie clips from old episodes such as Jurassic Park 2, Every Which Way but Lucid, and Rabbi P.I. The show is later held hostage by a number of terrorists who threaten to blow the place up with a bomb tied to Jay's waist. Fortunately, everybody is eventually rescued by Milton Berle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064603 +0000" stop="20260612070910 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Film critic Jay Sherman falls in love with actress Valerie Fox.  Jay's family and friends worry that Valerie is using him to get a good movie review.  Does she truly care for him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070910 +0000" stop="20260612073151 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marty's First Date - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Marty invites his Jay to career day at his school where Marty develops a crush on a Cuban girl named Carmen. They go on a date but when Carmen decides to fly back to Cuba, Marty follows her and Jay must get his son back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073151 +0000" stop="20260612075532 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial 'M' for Mother - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jay is considered to be one of the most unpopular men on Earth (ranking even worse than Adolph Hitler) so Duke attempts to spruce up the show to get more people interested. When this doesn't work, Jay decides to soften his image by going on the "Geraldo Show" with his mother but Jay gets an even worse reputation when his mother embarrasses him to the point where he tells her to "shut up".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064256 +0000" stop="20260612072659 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Key to the City - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The Docs are awarded keys to the city for years of community service; helping a red tail boa; introducing a kid to a kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065633 +0000" stop="20260612075904 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assassins - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As tensions with Philip increase, Elizabeth spends time with her old friend Porchey. Churchill’s portrait is painted for his 80th birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060933 +0000" stop="20260612065134 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why-Fi - S02E01</title>
    <desc>D.B. Russell, a civilian specialist, transfers from Las Vegas to become the director of the newly created division of Next Generation Cyber Forensics. He joins Avery and her team as they track down the most dangerous cyber criminals, beginning with the hacking of a home security system that turns into a homicide investigation. Also, Avery considers moving to a new position within the hierarchy of the FBI, Krumitz is a witness in his sister’s trial, Elijah deals with a delicate family situation and more is revealed about both Nelson’s and Raven’s backgrounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065134 +0000" stop="20260612073504 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart Me - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Raven's friend, Tracey (Lyndon Smith), is fired, evicted and her bank accounts emptied as a result of being hacked by a man she met on a dating app, Raven helps to locate the culprit. However, Raven asks for her team's help when the hacker is found dead and Tracy wakes up in a motel room with the murder weapon and no memory of what happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064652 +0000" stop="20260612072411 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Larry kicks off the new year with new rival Mocha Joe; at a cocktail party hosted by Jeff and Susie, Larry gets roped into lunch plans and has a misunderstanding with a caterer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072411 +0000" stop="20260612075841 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Side Sitting - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice; Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062201 +0000" stop="20260612064544 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fix-it Monkey - S11E09</title>
    <desc>George meets a carpenter named Rosa and is awestruck by her fancy tool belt; George improvises his own monkey-size tool belt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064544 +0000" stop="20260612070927 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Washed Up - S11E10</title>
    <desc>When the Man in the Yellow Hat's washing machine breaks, George learns how to use a laundromat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070927 +0000" stop="20260612073310 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Fancy Pants - S11E11</title>
    <desc>George gets a tuxedo to wear for when he presents Chef with the Garlic Press Award.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073310 +0000" stop="20260612075652 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Action! - S11E12</title>
    <desc>George helps Betsy and Steve make a movie and learns that things don't always go according to the script.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061740 +0000" stop="20260612064036 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Snow Falls Over the Town - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Thanks to Miranda's Innocence, Allen and Lenalee temporally recover and fight for survival against Road and her Akuma. Just when things seem to be going well, Road decides to torment Allen by ordering an Akuma to self-destruct, explaining that an Akuma who dies this way will never be saved and their soul will be forever lost. Desperately, Allen tries to exorcise the Akuma before it happens, but Lenalee stops him, and the Akuma explodes. The soul is seen begging for Allen's help, and he takes out his anger on Lenalee, who slaps him before telling him as a friend she had to stop him. Road laughs at the scene before leaving, and Allen tries to stop her, but is unable to bring himself to kill the Noah. Road leaves the dimension promising Allen that they will meet again. The Exorcists, along with Miranda, return to Miranda's home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064036 +0000" stop="20260612070332 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With the Coat - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The battle with Road is finally over and Allen is unsure on his reasons for becoming an exorcist, but after meeting a new exorcist partner, Lavi, his sense of reason returns to him by understanding the significance of wearing the exorcist uniform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070332 +0000" stop="20260612072628 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Leaf Of Revival - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Allen, Lavi and Kanda are sent to investigate a mysterious rapid snowstorm, which could be due to Innocence. Here they meet a young girl and her father, who is obsessed with finding something called The Leaf of Revival to bring back his dead son. Meanwhile, also searching for a possible Innocence in the same area are three Level 2 Akuma under the command of a Noah named Skin Bolic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072628 +0000" stop="20260612074924 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Snowstorm - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Allen, Lavi and Kanda continue their search for the Leaf of Revival, which they assume to be the Innocence. After realizing it is Innocence after all, the three Level 2 Akuma attack to retrieve it from them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060532 +0000" stop="20260612063339 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Hunt - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The platoon is told to be on the lookout for any abandoned parachutes so Walker tells Mainwaring that he has found one. They also take on a dog which they use to track an escaped German pilot but accidentally arrest a bird watcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063339 +0000" stop="20260612070313 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Spring for Frazer - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The search begins for a butterfly spring for a Lewis gun that Frazer has lost whilst cleaning it. The trail leads them through Frazer's workshop to a Funeral Director, to Mr. Bluett's dining room table, to a graveyard.

The platoon stops at nothing, committing various crimes including house breaking and grave robbing to get the spring back. But will they find it in time to save Frazer from a court martial?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070313 +0000" stop="20260612073244 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons of the Sea - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Capt. Mainwaring has the idea of small armed patrols to wreak havoc upon the enemy using a small re-processed boat the bank has acquired. After a practice on the river they get lost in the fog, and thinking they have drifted across the channel and are about to be captured by the Germans, they are in for a shock when they find out where they really are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060757 +0000" stop="20260612063520 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jorge Ramos - S23E65</title>
    <desc>HUD Secretary Ben Carson blows taxpayer money on office furniture, Roy Wood Jr. and Dulce Sloan examine accomplishments of black women, and Jorge Ramos discusses “Stranger.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063520 +0000" stop="20260612070148 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chadwick Boseman - S23E66</title>
    <desc>President Trump sides with Democrats on gun control, Ronny Chieng asks a pro wrestler how Democrats can reach middle America, and Chadwick Boseman discusses “Black Panther.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070148 +0000" stop="20260612072324 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Chang - S23E67</title>
    <desc>President Trump threatens to impose tariffs on aluminum and steel, Trevor weighs the cost of artificial intelligence on everyday life, and David Chang talks “Ugly Delicious.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072324 +0000" stop="20260612074924 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm Jenkins - S23E68</title>
    <desc>Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg lashes out at Robert Mueller’s subpoena, Desi Lydic explores robot sex, and Eagles captain Malcolm Jenkins discusses his off-the-field activism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062424 +0000" stop="20260612070634 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like a Bad Penny - S03E07</title>
    <desc>As Bobby and Ann work to get Sue Ellen released, John Ross pushes ahead on his plans for control of Ewing Global, enlisting the help of one of J.R.'s last business partners. Meanwhile, secrets come to light as Emma discovers the lengths her father and grandmother have gone to control her, Elena decides what to do with a secret she's discovered and her brother, Drew, returns to Dallas, which leads to a surprising showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070634 +0000" stop="20260612074934 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pamela's discovery that John Ross has been sleeping with Emma ignites a firestorm at Southfork threatening not only their relationship, but Bobby and Ann's. Christopher and Heather must deal with a drastic action taken by Bo; Elena and Nicolas' relationship is tested as Drew's arrival in Dallas continues to threaten their plans; and Emma takes a page out of her grandmother's playbook that ends in disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062010 +0000" stop="20260612064524 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Lizardmen - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Danger 5 are fugitives in Metro City, wrongfully accused of kidnapping high school senior Holly De Palma.

Hitler has infiltrated the police and leads the hunt for Danger 5 but little does he know that his own people are working against him: Joseph Mengele and his sinister accomplice Mr. Pedro are plotting a scheme, which involves the return of some scaly prehistoric bad-guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064524 +0000" stop="20260612071040 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un Sacco di Natale (A Sack of Christmas) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After being abducted by Mr. Pedro, Hitler is taken captive in the Vatican. A gang of surviving Nazi war criminals have formed a mutiny against Hitler and plan to hijack Catholicism in a bid for world domination. Pierre's faith is put to the test as he fights to save Christmas from the Nazis. Meanwhile Tucker retreats into a fantasy world, Ilsa encounters an old flame and McKenzie investigates Holly's newfound ability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071040 +0000" stop="20260612073539 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Dead - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Hitler comes back from the dead as a zombie, and he's brought a horde of Nazis with him. As he continues his quest for Holly, Ilsa seeks revenge against Khrushchev for throwing her over, and McKenzie must pump or die when Claire's zombie head bites him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061437 +0000" stop="20260612063659 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penfold Transformed - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Professor Crumhorn creates a robot duplicate of Penfold (which is far more efficient than the original). At the push of a button it transforms into a giant machine intent on destroying Danger Mouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063659 +0000" stop="20260612065922 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dune with a View - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The Mark III runs out of gas, leaving DM and Penfold stranded in the Sahara Desert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065922 +0000" stop="20260612072146 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don Coyote and...Sancho Penfold - S09E06</title>
    <desc>While on holiday in Spain, Penfold is kidnapped by a mad Coyote who thinks he is Don Quixote. They go tilting at a windmill that happens to contain Baron Greenback's latest device for world domination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072146 +0000" stop="20260612074407 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crumhorn Strikes Back! - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Professor Crumhorn returns and uses his transformation pills to turn himself into a little girl in an attempt to get Danger Mouse to break into Fort Knox.</desc>
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    <title>O Builds a Tower - S01E36</title>
    <desc>In the block corner at school, O the Owl is determined to use all of the blocks to build the tallest tower in the world. After many failed attempts, he is frustrated, but Teacher Harriet and O's friends encourage him to try once again.</desc>
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    <title>Daniel's Sleepover - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Daniel and his parents go to Prince Wednesday’s castle for a family sleepover. When Daniel and Prince Wednesday go through their bedtime routines together, Daniel realizes how different it is sleeping at Prince Wednesday’s castle. As bedtime nears, Daniel and Prince Wednesday notice some things that are just a little bit scary…but they soon learn that once they investigate further, they actually aren’t scary at all!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071142 +0000" stop="20260612073645 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backyard Camping - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Daniel and O the Owl are camping in the yard with Dad Tiger and O is a little hesitant to sleep in this unfamiliar setting. However, once he examines this new setting closely, he learns that it's not so scary! In fact, different can be fun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060805 +0000" stop="20260612062850 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pierce Me - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Trent asks Daria to help him find a birthday present for Jane, and the enraptured Daria lets him talk her into getting her navel pierced, which she later regrets. Helen, meanwhile, agrees to accompany Quinn in the ill-fated mother-daughter fashion show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062850 +0000" stop="20260612064945 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Write Where it Hurts - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Daria is asked by Mr. O'Neill to write a story featuring people she knows as fictional characters. She develops a serious case of writer's block, and after several aborted story attempts (including takes on The Graduate and Sense and Sensibility), she starts to lose hope, until Helen gives her some advice. Daria winds up writing a great story about her family in the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064945 +0000" stop="20260612071100 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daria! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A musical episode in which seven song-and-dance numbers frame a story about an impending hurricane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071100 +0000" stop="20260612073150 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through a Lens Darkly - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Helen suggests that Daria get contact lenses after a bad driving lesson, which Daria eventually agrees upon. However, Daria finds the contact lenses extremely uncomfortable and doesn't want to wear them anymore. But, not wanting to go back to the glasses, she winds up spending a day wearing neither one and bumping into people. Eventually, Brittany gives her some helpful advice about being herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073150 +0000" stop="20260612075318 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Beautiful - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ms. Li asks (read: orders) everyone to volunteer during Volunteer Week. Daria, Brittany and Kevin volunteer to read for senior citizens, but the seniors only like the perky Brittany and Kevin and are put off by Daria's unenthusiastic voice. The Fashion Club, meanwhile, volunteer to donate clothes for the homeless, but accomplishes nothing by being too picky about what to donate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061013 +0000" stop="20260612062415 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doghouse Dreamhouse - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Goliath's dog house is wrecked in a storm. Davey must build another one by himself, much to his reluctance and low self confidence. After resisting and trying to get his father to help (whilst disappointing his Dad,) he becomes inspired by his pastor regarding Jesus being a carpenter and finds renewed self esteem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062415 +0000" stop="20260612063813 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Bad Luck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Davey, Jonathan, and Goliath become lost on a school trip. Goliath, who is suffering from a cold, is unable to use his nose to lead them back to safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063813 +0000" stop="20260612065205 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Watchdogs - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Davey witnesses a robbery, but doesn't want to get involved until Officer Dan and Mr. Hansen succeed in teaching Davey the real meaning of the Golden Rule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065205 +0000" stop="20260612070607 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come, Come to the Fair - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Davey's Sunday School class hosts a folk fair where the children learn about the ways different cultures celebrate and remember Jesus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070607 +0000" stop="20260612072054 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in a Cave - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Davey asks what 'God willing' means, his Dad recounts the story of the previous summer when Davey wandered off and got lost while exploring a cave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072054 +0000" stop="20260612073541 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded on an Island - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Davey and his family rent a boat to picnic on an island far off shore. Davey's father loses track of the time and when the Hansen family prepares to return home, they discover the tide has run out and their boat is beached far from the water line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073541 +0000" stop="20260612075028 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild Goat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While on a hike, Davey rescues a mountain goat who had a leg broken by a fallen tree limb. When he brings the goat home to recuperate, the wild creature's antics soon have Davey in hot water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063127 +0000" stop="20260612071333 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Risk Behavior - S02E10</title>
    <desc>As Dawson's new movie exposes her uncertainty around her relationship with Joey, Pacey and Andie explore the idea of having sex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071333 +0000" stop="20260612075621 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex She Wrote - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When an anonymous letter reveals that someone has had sex, Abby sets out to expose the guilty couple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060322 +0000" stop="20260612064052 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday May 9, 2016 - S51E163</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064052 +0000" stop="20260612071814 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday May 10, 2016 - S51E164</title>
    <desc>Hope rushes to the station after a tense encounter with Ciara; Ciara talks to Claire about her feelings for Theo; Aiden refuses to talk to anyone but Hope; Steve worries Joey left; Kayla must attend to patients suffering from a flu-like virus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071814 +0000" stop="20260612075536 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday May 11, 2016 - S51E165</title>
    <desc>Aiden tries to convince Hope the man who tried to kill her was an impostor; Hope tells Ciara about Aiden's return; the virus situation becomes increasingly dire; Eduardo and Adriana share a tender moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060909 +0000" stop="20260612065057 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood - S06E10</title>
    <desc>With Constantine obsessed with getting his powers back, he convinces Spooner to join him on the quest to find the Fountain of Imperium. After they find themselves at the end of the Spanish Civil War, Spooner makes an unexpected bond with someone she feels the need to protect them from everyone, including Constantine. Now that they have a special guest on board the Waverider, Nate, Zari, Behrad, Gary and Astra all work together but experience some growing pains along the way. Meanwhile, Sara and Lita are concerned about Rory's health, so they try to convince him to take it seriously.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065057 +0000" stop="20260612073227 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Frame - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When the Legends track down another Alien pod, they find a device that transports them to a cosmic bowling alley. Spooner makes a bet against the reigning champs for a ride back to the Waverider, but not everyone is happy about the plan when they realize what they are up against. Elsewhere, Nate plans a romantic date for him and Zari, but nothing goes as planned. Meanwhile, Behrad and Gary try to distract Ava from what's going on with wedding planning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063625 +0000" stop="20260612071759 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage Bait - S21E10</title>
    <desc>When the Time Bandit loses power with a storm at its tail, Johnathan deploys a camera probe to find what's snarling his propeller; Keith sets a decoy string to lure Sig away from good fishing, but risks his own secret plan by trusting the wrong ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071759 +0000" stop="20260612075930 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fail Fast, Fail Often - S21E11</title>
    <desc>In the winter premiere, the snow crab fishery reopens unexpectedly after three years; Keith and Jake charge north, only to collide with an incoming Siberian storm; Sig and Rick form a wary alliance, but with big money on the line, trust fails fast</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060154 +0000" stop="20260612064332 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncharted Waters - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Josh, Casey and Jeff cast lines into Hawaii’s most productive offshore fishing spot. But strong ocean currents dash their hopes of a quick bounty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064332 +0000" stop="20260612072509 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Is My Family - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Left mysterious Hawaiian fishing charts by his late father, Josh Harris and his business partner Casey McManus set out to uncover what his father was doing on the islands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063312 +0000" stop="20260612071459 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teddy Roosevelt vs. Lawrence of Arabia - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Lawrence of Arabia, the fearless British Officer who brought down a mighty empire, faces off against Teddy Roosevelt, the brash and brawny U.S. Army Colonel who overthrew Spanish tyrants in Cuba...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071459 +0000" stop="20260612075726 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ivan the Terrible vs. Hernan Cortes - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ivan the Terrible, Russia's sadistic 16th Century tsar whose murderous, mounted death squads built Europe's largest empire of its time vs. Hernán Cortés, the brutal Spanish explorer whose conquistadors conquered the largest empire in North America of the 16th Century.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063444 +0000" stop="20260612072748 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leviathan Smiles - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Merrick and Blazanov delivers the day's edition of The Pioneer around camp. A stagecoach arrives accompanied by the sound of gunfire as two strangers (Wyatt and Morgan Earp) come into town, unsettling the Sheriff and Al who wonder if they're Hearst's men. Swearengen talks to Wyatt Earp, evaluating his story, while Fields prepares for his departure. Jack tells his ailing friend, Chesterton, that he will move him to the theater that day. Lastly, Hearst finds an unexpected doctor for his back problems as he awaits an important "package."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060652 +0000" stop="20260612070428 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painkiller Thriller - S11E05</title>
    <desc>When a young popstar is found dead at a rehab clinic, it initially looks like a tragic accident. But Neville is convinced there’s more to her death than meets the eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061929 +0000" stop="20260612064453 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of Spades - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Gloria Talbott plays Mary Kileen, a woman who likes to see men die for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064453 +0000" stop="20260612071016 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Holdup-Proof Safe - S10E02</title>
    <desc>The holdup-proof safe in Gus Lammerson's store proves anything but.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071016 +0000" stop="20260612073541 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lieutenant Bungle - S10E03</title>
    <desc>A West Point graduate has trouble adjusting to an Army unit in the West.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061520 +0000" stop="20260612064335 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hosted By Mark Curry, Donald Curry (D.C. Curry), Kivi Rogers, Leighann Lord - S06E11</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064335 +0000" stop="20260612071220 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hosted By Adele Givens, Alex Thomas, James Hannah, Melanie Comacho - S06E12</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071220 +0000" stop="20260612074100 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hosted By Steve Harvey, Arnez E. Johnson, Capital Jay, Rich Vos - S06E13</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060252 +0000" stop="20260612062636 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Wants Something - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lucy finally agrees to shoot The Zits' video - if they can all agree on a script, persuade Clutch to lend them his car, coax Lucy into shooting it with Clutch aroundâ€¦ Life is almost perfect for Joey - he'll deal with the small problem of Caitlin just as soon as the video's done. The hate campaign against Erica escalates, and Erica is determined to find out who is putting pamphlets and slogans on her locker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062636 +0000" stop="20260612065017 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody's Perfect - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kathleen's dreams are coming true. Scott is the perfect boyfriend - considerate, affectionate, even gives her flowers. She can forgive him for being hot tempered, he's got a lot of troubles at home. Then he gets upset with her because she was talking to Luke and beats her up. Liz encourages Spike to go out with a boy for the first time since Emma was born, but she's so nervous she almost blows it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065017 +0000" stop="20260612071359 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Friends - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Heather has a crush on Wheels.  She throws herself at him, and they start making out and are about to go to the next base when Heather's sister interrupts them.  Wheels promises Heather he'd call her, but then he never does because he only liked her as a friend.
Kathleen, Melanie, and Diana befriend Maya.  However, they don't invite her to the movies because the theatre doesn't have a wheelchair ramp.  Maya finds out they went without her, and she's hurt, because they could've just went to a different theater that was accessible to handicapped people.
L.D. finds out that she has leukemia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071359 +0000" stop="20260612073736 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little White Lies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Diana is determined to grow up, but her older brother, left with the task of bringing her up after their father died, is so old-fashioned. And Yick, the object of her affections, is going to be at Melanie's party. How will Diana's brother ever know she went? Joey, Snake and Wheels decide it's time they expanded their horizons a little and attend a strip show. But, as always with The Zits, things don't go quite the way they were planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060151 +0000" stop="20260612062849 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food for Thought - S03E09</title>
    <desc>While working on a science fair project together, Melanie is shocked to read in Kathleen's diary about her diet.  It appears that Kathleen is anorexic, which causes her to faint during the science fair.  Kathleen is furious with Melanie when she tells Ms. Avery.  Ms. Avery insists that Kathleen talk to the school nutritionist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062849 +0000" stop="20260612065547 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty Bucks - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Snake asks Melanie to go to a rock concert with him.  When she can't find the money she needs to buy a concert ticket, she steals the money from her mother's purse, with the intent to pay her back. When a babysitting job falls through, Melanie confesses that she stole the money.  Her mother grounds her, and wont allow her to go to the concert. BLT bets Joey that he can't find a date for Friday night.  After numerous attempts, he finally asks Caitlin, who agrees.  She later finds out that Joey asked her out on a bet and is furious with him.  Joey convinces Caitlin that the money he won wasn't the reason he asked her by ripping up the twenty dollar bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065547 +0000" stop="20260612072245 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking Off (1) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Tired of living with his grandparents, Wheels decides to track down his birth father.  Joey and Snake attend a concert, where Luke and Shane take acid.  Wheels tells Joey and Snake that he is running away to find his father, and swears them to secrecy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072245 +0000" stop="20260612074943 +0000" channel="C793.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking Off (2) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Wheels locates his father at a hotel and surprises him with his arrival.  Wheels's grandmother asks Joey where her grandson is.  Joey reluctantly tells her and she goes to the hotel to take him home.  Wheels tells her he wants to stay with his father.  When Wheels's father tells him that he can't stay, he returns home with his grandmother.  The police inform Luke that they found Shane.  He had jumped from a bridge and is now in a coma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060134 +0000" stop="20260612062514 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defeating an Upper Rank Demon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro, Zenitsu and Inosuke have joined Uzui in battle. While Zenitsu and Inosuke take on Daki, Tanjiro and Uzui deal with Gyutaro; however, they struggle as the demons have the upper hand with their coordinated attacks. But thanks to Hinatsuru's help and some teamwork from Uzui, Tanjiro's blade finds its way towards Gyutaro's neck...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062514 +0000" stop="20260612064910 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give Up - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro and Uzui have been separated by Gyutaro's Blood Demon Art. As Tanjiro joins the struggling Zenitsu and Inosuke, they manage to decapitate Daki at last thanks to their coordinated barrage of sword strikes. However, when Inosuke tries to run off with Daki's head, he gets pierced by Gyutaro's scythe. Uzui has also collapsed, leaving Tanjiro and the others with their backs to the wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064910 +0000" stop="20260612074109 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Matter How Many Lives - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Uzui deflects all of Gyutaro's Blood Demon Art attacks, and despite getting pierced in the jaw, Tanjiro is able to slice off Gyutaro's head. Though wounded from head to toe, Zenitsu and Inosuke also behead Daki, and they succeed in decapitating both demons at the same time. Just when it seems as though they've defeated the Upper Six demons after a fierce struggle, Gyutaro unleashes his Blood Demon Art...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061504 +0000" stop="20260612064056 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fortune Cookie - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson gets a fortune cookie that reads "beware of tomorrow" and is convinced that the fortune will come true.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064056 +0000" stop="20260612070647 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pioneers - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Dennis, his father, and Mr. Wilson camp out as pioneers to prove to Mr. Krinkie that they can live of the land like the pioneers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070647 +0000" stop="20260612073235 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day for Mr. Wilson - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Dennis decides to give Mr. Wilson his own father's day, which in the end turns out for the best when Dennis gets Mr. Wilson out of a lawsuit concerning his dog, Fremont.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073235 +0000" stop="20260612075825 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dennis and the Picnic - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Dennis' father finds a bag of money in the gutter. He calls Mr. Wilson to witness what he's found, and they take it to the police station. They later learn that the money is counterfeit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061216 +0000" stop="20260612063552 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Leaving wallet ringed with yellow circle containg cash on Regent Street.

Identifying three pieces of music conducted, without any orchestra, by Robin Stapleton selected from list of Derren's CD collection.

Invisible Man hypnosis routine with film student.

Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the address of another bystander after a little instruction from Derren.

Orchestra playing a piece (after having started randomly) which was chosen by the conductor and only transmitted to them by his "mental conducting."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063552 +0000" stop="20260612065921 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Derren uses a voodoo doll to restrict a woman's movements and makes a primary teacher transmit her thoughts to her pupils.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065921 +0000" stop="20260612072232 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Member of the crowd mindreading the name of another bystander's pet after a little instruction from Derren.

Undertaker sorting a pile of photographs. Based on the photographs' subjects, Derren reveals that he had unwittingly sorted them into people that were dead, and those that were alive. Derren decribes the process as having been "out of this world."

Michel Roux, Jr cooks a meal which reminds him of a specific occasion, Derren then describes the scene he has pictured and gives the breeds and names of the two dogs in the memory.

A butcher, baker and candlestick maker arrange furniture in a room and then select a toy each. Derren then shows them a room in a dolls' house laid out in the same way with their three figures holding the chosen toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072232 +0000" stop="20260612074458 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Street Work: Repeatedly identifying the finger thought of by a member of the public, having the subject tell how many fingers Derren is holding up out of sight.

Predicting words given by a psychologist during a word dissociation game. Final prediction of a free choice word.

Derren stopping woman walking across a room by clenching his fist out of her sight. Woman stopping pedestrian walking past the window by clenching her fist.

Derren correctly predicting 'secret' drawing from a dissociated drawing (like the word dissociation game) drawn by the psychologist.

Derren predicting item to be selected from a supermarket by a supermarket designer with a label on his back. The route around the supermaket had also been predicted on an envelope sent earlier in the week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061738 +0000" stop="20260612070652 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#slipperyslope - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A heated debate over child marriage causes tension between Kirkman’s staff. Opioid addiction hits home for Mars. A biohacker turns Wells onto a chilling new threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070652 +0000" stop="20260612075349 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#privacyplease - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A political attack on Kirkman puts privacy and transgender rights in the spotlight. Aaron weighs a major decision. Wells and Eli track a bioterrorist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060818 +0000" stop="20260612063203 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roots Tradition - S03E13</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063203 +0000" stop="20260612065652 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Things Bright - S04E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065652 +0000" stop="20260612072122 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flats, Lies and Videotape - S04E02</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Growing Pains - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Lee begins to wonder about his parents. He can't make up his mind whether or not to find his mother.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Andy's been thinking about internet dating for Lance, who's still not over the departure of his ex-wife.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Andy spots something suspicious, and Sophie cracks on with her new friend at the library. The club is visited by the mayor.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Russell and Hugh embark on their mission to recover the mayor's chain of office from the car park in Barnfather Woods.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Andy suddenly has a job interview to go to, Lance has a lot of catching up to do, and there's the mystery of the buried bomber.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060341 +0000" stop="20260612062447 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Parkers finally happen upon help in an abandoned ghost town which is filled with deadly serious Pacific Rim LARPERS.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062447 +0000" stop="20260612064640 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Search - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Parkers embark on a world-wide search to find their runaway daughter Delilah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064640 +0000" stop="20260612070645 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Following a breakthrough, the Parkers return to their hometown to find their daughter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070645 +0000" stop="20260612072749 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sister - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Nate and Robin head to Ithaca expecting to find their daughter but find a new family member instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072749 +0000" stop="20260612074822 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The B.J. - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Nate gets caught in the worst “parent trap” ever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061503 +0000" stop="20260612071500 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Principle Is All - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The appearance of an unexpected partner surprises Vincent. Rudy buys into a rival's plan to reconfigure the Deuce. Candy considers entering the filmmaking business. Abby languishes in her new job. Darlene works overtime to compensate Larry.</desc>
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    <title>The Dark... Whatever - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Dexter is unnerved when Hannah's father pays him a surprise visit; the Phantom Arsonist's crimes become more vicious; and Quinn defends Nadia's honor and finds himself in a volatile situation. Meanwhile; LaGuerta asks a former superior for help on the Bay Harbor Butcher case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061157 +0000" stop="20260612063402 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scrying Game - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dee Dee learns a new game that can "predict peoples futures".  She uses it on Dexter, and finds out that the game REALLY DOES predict peoples futures...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063402 +0000" stop="20260612065600 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monstrosi-Dee Dee - S04E08</title>
    <desc>A Monster starts roaming Dexter's lab, although Dexter doesn't know its just Dee Dee, who ate an apple in a failed lab experiment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065600 +0000" stop="20260612071748 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad Man Walking - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Dexte'rs father begins to sleepwalk, and accidently stumbles into Dexter's Lab</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071748 +0000" stop="20260612074013 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dexter's Little Dilemma - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dexter accidentally shrinks his parents, and puts them into a model of there house.  Although the house isn't completed, so Dexter must find a way to reverse it before they know the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Romances, Roses, and Rye Bread - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sally gets roses every day from a secret admirer, but when he lets her know who he is, he doesn't get quite the response he was hoping for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063650 +0000" stop="20260612070230 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>4 1/2 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Rob tells Buddy and Sally the story of how they became friends with a convict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070230 +0000" stop="20260612072830 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Rob and the gang go to perform at a prison, but their prison uniform costumes cause confusion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072830 +0000" stop="20260612075433 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Letters from One Wife - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Rob writes an episode of another show, but after presenting the script to Alan, isn't sure whether he really wants him working on it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060958 +0000" stop="20260612062016 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fisher King - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan grapple with Jackson Pepper's death and his motives, stunned by their twisted role research; FBI agent John Fisher investigates the crime scene with a rookie; surveillance footage incriminates Kevin, with Jordan as his accomplice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062016 +0000" stop="20260612063455 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum from Sarasota - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Reeling from the accident, Kevin and Jordan face a twist: the woman they hit orchestrated the entire accident to study for a role and she is not dead; seeking answers with their new companion, Pearl, they visit Roger Richards, an ex-cop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063455 +0000" stop="20260612064555 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Lionel Pendergrass - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin dons a disguise as forensics expert Lionel Pendergrass; Jordan and Pearl bond as they wait in the getaway car; despite Fisher's suspicions-and some questionably feigned bowel movements-Kevin escapes with the surveillance tapes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064555 +0000" stop="20260612065853 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face of Guffey Light - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As dawn breaks, Fisher drives Kevin, Jordan, and Pearl to an unknown location; Pearl recognizes the agent from beer commercials; this prompts Fisher to reveal an elusive backstory of how he became an FBI agent for a Jackson Pepper role.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065853 +0000" stop="20260612071818 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code of Hammurabi - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Trapped between a gun and a hot place by Agent Fisher, Kevin delivers a heartfelt monologue, moving even their hard-ass captor; Jordan frees them, knocking out Fisher; Jackson Pepper appears, alive, revealing his staged death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071818 +0000" stop="20260612072743 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Recruit - S01E01</title>
    <desc>America's funnyman, Kevin Hart, wants to be an action star. But in order to land a life-changing role, he first has to get schooled on how to be an action hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072743 +0000" stop="20260612073523 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man on Fire - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kevin meets his action star mentor, Coach Ron Wilcox, as he enters a world of pain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073523 +0000" stop="20260612074332 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder Woman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin meets Jordan King, his new classmate in Ron Wilcox’s Action Star School and she’s here to kick some ass. Kevin’s ass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074332 +0000" stop="20260612075032 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex, Lies, and Videotape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Things get up close and personal for Kevin and Jordan as Coach Ron teaches a master class in lovemaking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612075032 +0000" stop="20260612075748 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truman Show - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Kevin grows paranoid about Coach Ron, he enlists Jordan’s help in getting to the bottom of Coach Ron’s secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062300 +0000" stop="20260612064650 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Does He or Doesn't He? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dwayne annoys a graduate student with his stupid pick-up lines. She predicts that Dwayne would freak out if a woman actually responded to his advances, and decides to invite him to her apartment. Jaleesa takes bets from the entire dorm on Dwayne's possible reaction. Denise feels that Dwayne does not deserve this treatment, and warns him that he is being set up. Ron persuades Dwayne to go to Peggy's apartment and win her over with his charm. Denise and Walter (Dwayne's resident director and P.E. teacher) try to convince Dwayne to be himself around women. Peggy realizes that Dwayne is a good guy and cannot follow through with the bet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064650 +0000" stop="20260612070840 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Advise and Descent - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Denise volunteers for peer counseling duty during finals week. She proves to be a very good counselor, but uses the job as an excuse to put off a major history paper. Dwayne dislikes the head counselor, a laid-back surfer from California, because he suspects that he will put the moves on Denise. Whitley panics about an upcoming botany final; she had assumed that Millie's notes would be enough to carry her through the test. Dwayne and Ron express their discontent when the girls neglect their appearance while cramming for exams. The girls respond by holding an impromptu pageant in the dorm lounge to select "Miss Ugly America."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070840 +0000" stop="20260612073231 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prime of Miss Lettie Bostic - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Jaleesa fills in as resident director after Stevie leaves the university to get married (to Professor Walcott?). The students attend a lecture by Lettie Bostic, a renowned world traveler. Lettie dropped out of Hillman and moved to Paris, where she kept company with Picasso and other artistic icons and even worked as a spy during World War II. She confesses that she still regrets quitting school, so the dean offers to give her credit for "life experience" if she takes over as Gilbert's resident director. During a dorm meeting, Lettie immediately rubs the girls the wrong way with her blunt comments. Jaleesa, who is bitter about losing her leadership position, organizes a revolt in the hopes of driving Lettie away. Lettie covers for the girls when they break a television set, and both sides agree to be less abrasive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073231 +0000" stop="20260612075621 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Child - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Denise befriends Cougar, an extremely intelligent and creative student from her philosophy class. Cougar asks Denise to sneak her into the dorm for the night, claiming that her roommate has been letting an annoying boyfriend sleep over. Although she is supposed to stay on the couch, Cougar tries to use Whitley's room while Whitley is in the infirmary receiving treatment for a sprained ankle. Cougar gets caught, and Denise lashes out at her. Cougar reveals that she is not really a student at Hillman. She is an orphan who has been homeless since age 15, and started showing up for classes to increase her education. Dwayne and Denise ask Lettie to lobby the dean to enroll Cougar on scholarship, but Cougar initially balks at taking the SAT.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061143 +0000" stop="20260612063359 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Time for Arnold - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A lonely Arnold comes up with a method of gaining his family's attention. Unfortunately his plan works a little too well; he ends up with everyone's attention, including the family doctor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063359 +0000" stop="20260612065614 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Relative - S01E14</title>
    <desc>LaWanda Page guest stars as a cousin of Willis and Arnold who, after seeing the boys in their comfortable new surroundings, knows she should stay closer to her long-lost little relatives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065614 +0000" stop="20260612072129 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tutor - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Drummond hires a tutor for Willis and Arnold who does practically everything but teach.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072129 +0000" stop="20260612074344 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Landlord - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The kids devise a scheme hoping to make Arnold convince the new landlord to let the family keep the penthouse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060714 +0000" stop="20260612063027 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Were a Tree - S03E19</title>
    <desc>In this fairy tale episode, Ethyl tells Baby a story about a tree pusher Earl who was about to push down a spirit tree which switched his soul for him become a tree and the spirit tree to become Earl. When Roy brings Spirit home to the Sinclair family, he can't help to understand what has happened to him, when Earl realizes that he's stuck in the tree. Fran later believes the Spirit when he tells her that she is not Earl and that Earl is in the tree. After words, Fran goes to find Earl and Spirit after last night being taken away from the house by the WeSay So Policemens. Spirit switched Earl's soul back to were it belongs. And everything was over with but the tree with the Spirit in it was destoryed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063027 +0000" stop="20260612065340 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Not Alone - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065340 +0000" stop="20260612071653 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlene and Her Amazing Humans - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Charlene grabs the attention of her family and other audiences with her amazing performing humans. But it's not that easy when she finds out the mother wants her children back from Charlene and Robbie thinks that she's pushing them to far to make her very famous and become a superstar. When she later appears on the State Fair she confesses about what was very wrong for her and everyone else to be doing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071653 +0000" stop="20260612074002 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clip Show II - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Another one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season 3.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061113 +0000" stop="20260612065244 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool Liner Fixer / Hotel Soap Recycler - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Mike travels to West Palm Beach, Fl to take on the job of Pool Liner Fixer with second-generation pool fixers Dan Duecker, Dave Duecker and Juan Pablo, who lead Mike into the dirtiest pool in America to clean 17 years of accumulated filth. Later, in Orlando, Mike takes on the job of Hotel Soap Recycler and meets with Shawn Seipler and “Soap Whisperer” Carlos Anderson to recycle dirty hotel soap to donate to needy people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065244 +0000" stop="20260612073415 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feral Cat Fixer / Reaper Keeper - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Rowe helps cat ladies of northern Texas to fix a clowder of feral cats at a spay and neuter facility. Mike and his crew feel the burn as he processes peppers with the mad scientist inventor of the Carolina Reaper, the hottest pepper in the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060610 +0000" stop="20260612065019 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More to It Than Fun - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dan gaslights Betty until the truth comes out and she sees her life has been a sham for years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065019 +0000" stop="20260612073421 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scream Therapy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fighting her new reality, Betty goes on the offense, hurting everyone—but most of all, herself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063936 +0000" stop="20260612072320 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Border - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The McStay family disappears from their San Diego home without a trace. Could they have intentionally walked away?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060155 +0000" stop="20260612064839 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haemophobia - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The tourist season has arrived in Portwenn. Disgruntled by the invasion of holidaymakers, Martin grimaces as he makes his way through the crowds.
Then he notices an attractive woman, and stops to stare...at her chest! Not surprisingly she's annoyed at his blatancy. And she can't believe it when he says he'd like to examine her chest.
Martin was actually trying to warn the woman about the dangers of sunbathing for fear of skin cancer, but his usual abrupt and quirky manner has caused offence. She tells him to go away in no uncertain terms.
Louisa has witnessed the encounter, and advises Martin that he should have explained to the woman that he is a doctor to prevent her from thinking he is a pervert.
At the surgery Adrian Pitts is waiting to see Martin. He's hovering lecherously over Elaine, getting a perfect view of her cleavage. He's one of Martin's former pupils, and has come for a reference. But Martin recalls he was not exactly a star pupil.
Gossip about the blood phobia which forced Martin to terminate his brilliant career as a surgeon seems to have spread round the village like wild fire. Two patients in the surgery can't resist mentioning the 'b' word to Martin. Then he gets an urgent call from the pub.
Bert has had a terrible accident while working there, and he's bleeding profusely. The sight of blood pouring from Bert's wound begins to trigger the all too familiar panic attacks for Martin. But on closer examination he realises the blood is actually tomato ketchup. Martin is not amused.
He deduces that Roger Fenn must have been blabbing to the village, even though he promised to keep the phobia a secret. Martin challenges Roger as to why he has been gossiping. Roger is angry that Martin thinks he cannot be trusted with a secret, and denies spilling the beans.
The whole village is buzzing with the rumours about the doctor's phobia. It even becomes the topic of hot discussion on Radio Portwenn's phone-in show. Martin can't believe what he is hearing o</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064839 +0000" stop="20260612073421 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Dogs - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Season Premiere. Dr Ellingham visits an elderly patient in the villiage, but has to contend with her irate son, who turns out to be one of Louisa's ex-boyfriends. Things become even more complicated when he meets the new receptionist and sees a patient who claims he was injured while being mugged but refuses to give a statement to the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060441 +0000" stop="20260612062843 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Pancake - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Doc helps professor Hootsburgh get her stuffing back in shape after she gets trapped under her toy box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062843 +0000" stop="20260612065245 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very McStuffins Christmas - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Doc and the toys visit Santa's workshop at the North Pole to find a replacement part for a broken present.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065245 +0000" stop="20260612071647 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doctor Will See You Now - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Doc goes for a wellness visit and reconnects with some old toy friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071647 +0000" stop="20260612074049 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Sleepover - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Doc gets homesick during her first sleepover at a friend's house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060718 +0000" stop="20260612063133 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castrovalva (2) - S19E02</title>
    <desc>The TARDIS is plunging toward destruction. But even if the Doctor can escape, is yet another trap waiting?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063133 +0000" stop="20260612065556 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castrovalva (3) - S19E03</title>
    <desc>The Doctor has arrived in the supposed safety of Castrovalva. But something is odd about the seemingly tranquil city…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065556 +0000" stop="20260612072008 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castrovalva (4) - S19E04</title>
    <desc>The TARDIS crew are caught in a space-time trap. Escaping will mean a final confrontation with the Master.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072008 +0000" stop="20260612074349 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four to Doomsday (1) - S19E05</title>
    <desc>Deep space, four days from Earth, 1981. The TARDIS materialises aboard a massive Urbankan starship. What is the real agenda of Monarch, master of the vessel?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061010 +0000" stop="20260612065425 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Name of the Doctor - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The Doctor has a secret he will take to his grave. And it is discovered...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063239 +0000" stop="20260612071810 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bait and Switch (1) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Things are seldom what they seem in the world of bounty hunting and it is through this maze of illusions that Dog pursues his prey. When the fugitive’s girlfriend offers to help Dog trap this dangerous felon Dog knows that someone is being deceived, the only question is whom?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060054 +0000" stop="20260612064450 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Trainer Graeme Hall tries to solve more dog behavioural problems, visiting a family in East Sussex struggling with rescue puppy Diego, a Rottweiler/Rhodesian ridgeback cross. In Cambridgeshire, cocker spaniel Doug's relentless thievery is destroying any chance of a peaceful retirement for owners Julie and Mark, while Graeme's third stop is in Derby, where he meets two miniature schnauzers known locally as the Krays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064450 +0000" stop="20260612072845 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Master dog trainer Graeme Hall finds long lasting solutions for dogs with problems. They include Butty, who is bullying the female members of his household, and Pixie, who howls like a banshee the moment she sees another dog. Cameras also follow Lucy, who will stay in the park for hours to raid picnics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061535 +0000" stop="20260612063917 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To the Moon Baboon - S01E21</title>
    <desc>After a semi-suggestion by Donkey Kong, Cranky decides to make a Kongo Bongo time capsule, and send it to the moon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063917 +0000" stop="20260612070259 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Date Trouble - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Donkey Kong has big trouble when he has to do triple duty: guarding the Crystal Coconut, being with Diddy and being with Candy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070259 +0000" stop="20260612072642 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ape-Nesia - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After slipping on a banana peel and having a fall, Donkey Kong gets amnesia. During his memory loss, both Captain Scurvy and King K. Rool take advantage of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072642 +0000" stop="20260612075024 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Thin Line Between Love &amp; Ape - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bluster makes a love potion, to use on Candy. The potion falls into K. Rool's hands and he uses it to have Candy get him the Crystal Coconut.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060912 +0000" stop="20260612063045 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Just Sex... - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chloe encourages June to try casual sex; an embarrassing video of James and Chloe leaks, causing James to worry about its effect on his likeability.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063045 +0000" stop="20260612065219 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shitagi Nashi... - S01E07</title>
    <desc>June tries to keep up with Chloe and her party lifestyle; James loses it when he finds out that Dean Cain has a bigger dressing room than he has.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065219 +0000" stop="20260612071355 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Reunion... - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Against Chloe's advice, James tries to facilitate a "Dawson's Creek" reunion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071355 +0000" stop="20260612073531 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Monsters... - S02E02</title>
    <desc>June tries to stop Chloe from ruining her favorite holiday with her elaborate tricks; James throws a Halloween party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073531 +0000" stop="20260612075705 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexy People... - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Chloe tries to get a magazine to declare James the sexiest man alive; June becomes enamoured with James.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060442 +0000" stop="20260612065703 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Danny Patrol - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Danny, a sentient, gender-queer, teleporting street who is being hunted by secret government agency the Bureau of Normalcy, needs help from Niles but he gets Vic and Larry instead. Cliff and Rita track down Karen, one of Jane's personalities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065703 +0000" stop="20260612074214 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jane Patrol - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jane retreats into The Underground, a treacherous place deep within her own mindspace, where she encounters her many personas and dark traumas of her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060551 +0000" stop="20260612062952 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Dia De Las Madres - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots gather the missing ingredients for a Mother's Day cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062952 +0000" stop="20260612065352 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Map - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A silly bird mistakes Map for a stick and it's up to Boots and Dora to rescue their friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065352 +0000" stop="20260612071753 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinto, the Pony Express - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots are a cowboy and cowgirl who ride their trusty friend Pinto the Pony across the Wild West to deliver cowboy-shaped cookies to Benny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071753 +0000" stop="20260612074152 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinata - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Dora and Boots need to collect 10 yellow tickets at the carnival to win the big prize: a Big Pinata that contains a surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060929 +0000" stop="20260612063211 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatchamacallits (Len &amp; Jennifer) vs. Dream Team (Troy &amp; Dina) - S02E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260612063211 +0000" stop="20260612065453 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cougars (Curt &amp; Kim) vs. Whodunits (Trissa &amp; Shamus) - S02E19</title>
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  <programme start="20260612065453 +0000" stop="20260612071734 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howabouts vs. Bone &amp; Biscuits - S02E20</title>
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  <programme start="20260612071734 +0000" stop="20260612074016 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaz Balls (Scott &amp; Cinda) vs. Stooges (Marty &amp; Kelly) - S01E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260612060207 +0000" stop="20260612062457 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quailman vs. the Whackhammer - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Doug volunteers to spend time with the residents of the Maturing Meadows retirement home. He meets Mrs. Whackhammer and doesn't make a good first impression (or a second impression). Doug turns to Quailman, to see how he would handle a monster who turns the citizens of Megalopolis grouchy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062457 +0000" stop="20260612064747 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judy's Big Admission - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Judy auditions for an acting admission to Vole University, and she accidentally hands in Doug's doodle to the Dean. Judy ends up accepted to Vole, but only because of Doug's doodle. Judy is okay with it until the Dean asks her to draw examples for a class. Meanwhile, Doug tags along with Judy and finds out what he really wants to do with the rest of his life as he waits for the results from a drawing talent contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064747 +0000" stop="20260612071038 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quailman vs. the Quizzler - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Everyone at Beebe Bluff Middle School is worried about the upcoming mysterious S.P.I.T. tests. If they fail, they could be sent back a grade... or so the rumour says. Then, Doug bumps into Mr. Bone who leaves behind the S.P.I.T. test folder. If Doug takes a look inside the folder, he can tell his friends what's on the test. Doug wonders if thats the right thing to do, then turns to Quailman. In Megalopolis, the Quizzler is stealing information and words all over town and Quailman must set everything back to normal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071038 +0000" stop="20260612073330 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Sour Songbird - S07E16</title>
    <desc>In preparation for Bluffington Pride Day, the contest to write the official Bluffington Anthem is on. Patti has written the perfect song, the only problem is she can't sing to save her life. Doug lies to Patti about her singing which leads to her entering the contest and Doug has to tell the truth or convince Patti to drop out of the singing contest because it would only embarass her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073330 +0000" stop="20260612075621 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Best Buddy - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Doug's old best friend Bobby Bodingo is moving to Bluffington, and Doug can't wait to show him around school and introduce him to his friends. But Bobby just isn't the same as he used to be, he's rude and crude and even makes Doug go in the girl's bathroom. As a result, all of Doug's friends don't like him and won't spend time with Doug if Bobby is around him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061418 +0000" stop="20260612070347 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>An extravagant house party at the Abbey gives the Crawleys a chance to reconnect with old friends. But some guests prove more welcome than others, and along with the celebrations come skulduggery and heartache.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070347 +0000" stop="20260612075320 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Amid the fallout from the eventful house party, Mary faces a pressing question about her future. Carson reveals surprisingly intimate details of his former life, and a trip to the bright lights of London sees Rose put the reputation of the Crawleys in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061211 +0000" stop="20260612065420 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lion Country - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Jeff must perform a rare surgery to save a pup with a deadly illness; a young pregnant woman counts on Dr. Amy to help her badly injured cat; Dr. Jeff and the team head to a wildlife sanctuary to treat a pride of lions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065420 +0000" stop="20260612073554 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Horse of a Different Color - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jeff and his team head to a remote town where they encounter an animal they never expected to see in Colorado; in Denver, a dog is rushed into the clinic after jumping out of a moving truck; Dr. Amy treats a kitten with a mysterious injury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061146 +0000" stop="20260612063344 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vow of Silence - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When the paper doesn't get delivered for a few days, Ben observes that Katz is hooked on the news. Katz denies it and bets him that he can go longer without news than Ben can go without talking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063344 +0000" stop="20260612065546 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Belinda - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ben hears about a new system of therapy called ""brief therapy,"" wherein the patient is cured with only 10 questions. Katz is skeptical, of course, citing the example of Jonas Salk, which he then realizes is a bad example, since what he did worked. Laura brings up the Meyers-Briggs test, and Katz refers to them as ""vaudeville.""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065546 +0000" stop="20260612071743 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Radio Katz - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Katz's friend Carlton Campbell, host of radio show ""Campbell's Couch,"" has asked Katz to fill in for him one night (""Does he know you well?"" asks the typically supportive Ben</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071743 +0000" stop="20260612073945 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expert Witness - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Katz is called to testify as an expert witness in the trial of a boy named Roger who broke into an elderly couple's home, tied them up, then wrote with permanent markers all over their walls. The issue is whether he's mentally competent to stand trial, and it's up to Katz to determine that. Ben wants to know why Katz is doing this, instead of the ""charlatans"" they usually get (""They were busy,"" Katz says), but when he learns that it pays $400 an hour, he encourages this new pursuit of his dad's. Eventually, Katz finds Roger not competent to stand trial.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061235 +0000" stop="20260612065257 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Cyst Persists - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mary of San Antonio, Texas has fatty tumors that makes her left leg disproportionate from her body and wants them removed before the day of her daughter's wedding. Physical trainer Anthony has a grape-sized cyst between his eyebrows that other doctors have refused to treat due to its proximity in the "triangle of death". Shane has a grapefruit-sized lipoma on his back. Brandi of Cincinnati, Ohio has an unusual lipoma above her left breast that has hindered her love life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065257 +0000" stop="20260612073321 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of the Pooting Cyst - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Diane of Lake Mary, Florida suffers from hereditary neurofibromatosis, which has prevented her from having children out of fear of passing the disease to them. Will of Hinesville, Georgia has a golf ball-sized lump on his right shoulder. Anthony of South Bend, Indiana has a tennis ball-sized lipoma in the back of his neck. Kai-Elle, a 47-year-old transsexual New Yorker, has lived with spider veins on her legs throughout her life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060040 +0000" stop="20260612062520 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of a Dragon - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Goku calls the Nimbus Cloud to save him just before the flying fortress explodes. Then he heads off towards the nearest signal on the dragon radar. Back at Kame House, Master Roshi tells Krillin and Launch the legend of the Dragon Balls. Long ago, the seven balls were one, but evil forces tried to steal it. The ball split itself into seven useless parts, but when combined, they summon the eternal dragon who will grant one wish. Goku follows the radar to a forest where he finds the Red Ribbon Army also in search of the ball. The army is burning down the forest, so Goku tries to stop them. Suddenly, a monkey runs by holding the five-star ball. Colonel Silver shoots at it, causing the monkey to fly over the edge of a cliff. Goku grabs it, but the monkey drops the ball into a river.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062520 +0000" stop="20260612064959 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cruel General Red - S03E06</title>
    <desc>While the Red Ribbon Army is searching the river for the five-star ball, Goku follows the dragon radar downstream and finds it. Before he can escape, Colonel Silver destroys the flying Nimbus. Angry, Goku easily defeats him. He finds some dyno caps in a nearby building and throws them. One is a robot, and the other is a plane. The robot flies the plane for Goku as he follows the nearest signal on the dragon radar. Goku instructs the robot to land the plane, but the robot's circuits freeze up in the extreme cold, so the plane crashes. Goku, frozen solid, is dragged away by a mysterious young girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064959 +0000" stop="20260612071439 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Reception - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The girl called Snow, takes Goku back to her house to recover. She and her mother explain that the Red Ribbon Army has taken their village chief hostage and are forcing the men to help them look for the Dragon Ball. The chief is being held in a fortress called Muscle Tower. Two soldiers break in, just as Goku is in the bathroom but Goku beats them. Snow gives Goku warm clothes to wear outside. Goku arrives at Muscle Tower and makes short work of the guards waiting outside. He uses his power pole to vault up onto the first level.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071439 +0000" stop="20260612073919 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Major Metallitron - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Goku enters the second floor of Muscle Tower and defeats the guards waiting for him. He heads up to the third floor where he finds a large android named Major Metallitron. Goku and Major start to fight, and after a few hits, Goku knocks him over. Goku is caught off guard when the giant gets up and grabs him. Major launches a missile at him, but he dodges it. Goku counters with a Kamehameha wave and blows Metallitron's head off. Despite being decapitated, the android is still moving. Goku punches a hole through the robot's chest, but even that doesn't stop him. The fight finally ends when Major Metallitron's batteries die.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060200 +0000" stop="20260612062502 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare Transformation! Freeza's Powr Level: One-Million?! - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Piccolo arrives on Planet Namek following being resurrected and wished there. He begins rushing towards the battlefield, and along the way encounters an ailing Nail, on the brink of death. Piccolo reluctantly performs Namekian fusion with Nail, which increases his power substantially, and begins rushing back to the battlefield. Meanwhile, Frieza, after battling the Earthlings and Vegeta in his first form, transforms to his second form following some goading from Vegeta - and this increases the tyrant's power level to over a million! With his increased power, Frieza charges at Krillin in the air, impaling him on his horn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062502 +0000" stop="20260612064805 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freeza Bares His Fangs! Gohan's Overwhelming Attack! - S01E38</title>
    <desc>With Goku still healing from the previous battle and Piccolo still on the way to their location, Gohan takes it upon himself to hold up against the might that is Freeza's transformed self.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064805 +0000" stop="20260612071107 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reborn Piccolo Shows Himself! An Enraged Freeza's Second Transformation - S01E39</title>
    <desc>While Goku continues to recover in the rejuvenation chamber at Frieza's ship, Piccolo begins battling Frieza himself - and surprisingly manages to hold his own! The two exchange blows pretty evenly for a good portion of the fight. Piccolo realizes Frieza slightly holds the upper hand, so he removes his weighted clothing and begins winning against the tyrant. Frieza finds himself backed into a corner, so he decides it is best to transform again to fight Piccolo. Becoming his grotesque, ugly third form, Frieza once again gains the upper hand and begins obliterating Piccolo with a rapid finger beam blast. Gohan rushes to rescue his mentor, and when Krillin tries to follow suit, Vegeta stops him - revealing to Krillin he may have a strategy that will allow him to defeat the tyrant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071107 +0000" stop="20260612073409 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Super Transformation of Freeza! The Terror Greater than Hell Starts Now - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Frieza dodges Gohan's attack but quickly finds himself on the receiving end once again - the young half Saiyan unleashes a massive energy blast that even the tyrant himself has difficulty deflecting! Upon seeing what he is up against in the form of these warriors who seem to be getting progressively stronger, Frieza begins transforming to his fourth form - the final and most powerful. Vegeta's plan to defeat Frieza involves having himself mortally wounded and then being healed by Dende - which the Saiyan prince achieves by having Krillin shoot an energy blast through his chest. Dende has no interest in healing Vegeta (who harmed so many of his people), however, and flies over to heal Piccolo instead. However, Nail's essence within Piccolo tells him that healing Vegeta may be the only way to win the fight - so Dende reluctantly does so. Frieza eventually reaches his final form, and immediately kills Dende with an energy blast - having witnessed his healing abilities while transforming. Krillin, Gohan, and Piccolo go on the attack but the tyrant dodges every single attack they throw his way. Vegeta watches them fight from a hill, preparing to charge up to his newfound power level as Gohan finds himself on a direct collision course with another one of Frieza's blasts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073409 +0000" stop="20260612075712 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moment We've Waited For! Son Goku is Revived - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Able to follow Freeza's movements closer than before, Vegeta believes to have reached the legendary Super Saiyan state. But this still means nothing to Freeza, who is able to counter each of Vegeta's attacks. The Saiyan Prince begins to weep in despair, the nobody able to help him at this point... until Goku arrives</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061922 +0000" stop="20260612064214 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All-Out War! The Ultimate Four-Fold Union vs. the 7th Universe's Total Offensive! - S05E45</title>
    <desc>Paparoni merges with Koiceareta to transform into the gigantic Agnilasa, the Third Universe's most powerful warrior, overwhelming the Sayians and Androids by using echolocation to detect their movements and counter their coordinated attacks. Agnilasa nearly eliminates Goku with teleported punches when Frieza intervenes and knocks him back into the tournament stage, with Goku saving Android 18 when Agnilasa attempts to eat her while Frieza is forced to join the fray. After Android 18 sacrifices herself to keep her brother from being eliminated, the remaining Seventh Universe fighters power up to their maximum levels and distract Agnilasa in a clash of attack long enough for Android 17 to pierce through Agnilasa's attack and damage his energy reactor. This enables the team to eliminate Agnilasa, reverted to his components with Eyre and Mule accepting the Third Universe's erasure with grace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064214 +0000" stop="20260612070506 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With His Pride on the Line! Vegeta's Challenge to Be the Strongest! - S05E46</title>
    <desc>With only two universes remaining, the Grand Minister compresses the bleachers so that the remaining spectators can be close together. The final warriors begin their battle with Gohan and Android 17 against Top while Frieza battles Dyspo. Goku and Vegeta battle Jiren, whose overwhelms the former with his punching barrage while Vegeta is able to dodge from analyzing Jiren's fighting pattern. He lands a solid blow to Jiren's midsection, but Jiren counters with a powerful blast that nearly knocks Vegeta off the tournament stage. Meanwhile, Frieza blocks one of Dyspo's attacks with his tail, but Dyspo uses it as leverage to injure him. Jiren disparages Vegeta for his self-righteousness, but Vegeta declares that his pride is the source of his strength. Vegeta powers up a Final Flash and goads Jiren into taking it head-on. But the attack fails to damage Jiren, who acknowledge Vegeta's strength before incapacitates him with an energy blast.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070506 +0000" stop="20260612072758 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body, Soul and Power Unleashed! Goku and Vegeta! - S05E47</title>
    <desc>With Vegeta down, Goku faces off against Jiren. Meanwhile, Frieza begins fighting Dyspo seriously, while Gohan and Android 17 are outmatched against Top. Outmatched in power, Goku instead uses controlled ki blasts to create a minefield around Jiren, but it has no effect on him. Goku lures Jiren onto a large rock that extends out over the edge of the fighting stage and cuts through the rock with a Destructo Disc. This causes Jiren to fall, but Jiren is able to jump off the falling debris and flies back onto the fighting stage. Angered by his near-elimination, Jiren finally unleashes a fraction of his real power and easily overwhelms Goku with a volley of punches. The force from Jiren's volley of punches forms an energized punch that reverts Goku into his base state.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072758 +0000" stop="20260612075051 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Storm-and-Stress Assault! Gohan's Last Stand! - S05E48</title>
    <desc>As Goku and Vegeta continue fighting Jiren, Frieza breaks off his fight with Dyspo long enough to offer his services to the Eleventh Universe in return that they resurrect him with the Super Dragon Balls. When Dyspo refuses the offer, Frieza powers up to his Golden form and gains the advantage in the fight. Dyspo reveals his own ultimate technique known as the Super Maximum Light Speed Mode, which increases his power and speed even further, overwhelming Frieza enough that Gohan comes to his aid. Gohan and Frieza take on Dyspo as a team, but they have little success. Gohan develops a strategy that has Frieza use his energy to form a cage around Dyspo, which prevents him from using his high-speed attacks and allows Gohan to gain the upper hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061809 +0000" stop="20260612064221 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eighteen Unmasks - S08E06</title>
    <desc>The Battle Royale heats up as Number 18 and Mighty Mask take their fight to the skies! Even though Number 18 gives it everything she's got, she can't seem to put a dent in her mysterious masked opponent. But she may just find the edge she needs to win, when Mighty Mask goes...Super Saiyan?!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064221 +0000" stop="20260612070634 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay to Win - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The final bout of the World Martial Arts Tournament continues, when Android 18 throws the defending champ for a loop by offering to throw the fight! Meanwhile, another battle is about to begin. Babidi has selected his warrior to fight at Stage 3: Dabura, King of the Demon World!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070634 +0000" stop="20260612073046 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of a Villain - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The intense battle between Gohan and Dabura rages on! But just as the Stage 3 clash reaches a heated peak, Dabura stops the fight! Why has the evil giant conceded, and what is the great discovery that he claims to have made?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073046 +0000" stop="20260612075459 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Prince Returns - S08E09</title>
    <desc>In an all out assault against Vegeta, Babidi uses his power to undo the unsuspecting Prince from within. Vegeta is stripped of his good qualities by the wicked wizard, and becomes the heartless warrior that he once was. Vegeta's first senseless act under his new master is attacking Goku!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061755 +0000" stop="20260612064220 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gary Grill - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Drake &amp; Josh are approached by two salesmen who offer them a one-time deal, Gary Grills. Drake and Josh quickly become attached to them and sell them acceptionally. But they don't realize that these Grills come with a price.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064220 +0000" stop="20260612070643 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drew &amp; Jerry - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Drake is getting tired of hanging around with Josh all the time. So Josh finds a friend named Drew who looks just like Drake. Drake feels he is being left out because of Drew, so he finds his own friend named Jerry who looks and acts like Josh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070643 +0000" stop="20260612073116 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honor Council - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Drake is accused of parking Mrs. Hafer's car in the middle of her classroom. Drake and Josh must go in front of the school's Honor Council to prove Drake is innocent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073116 +0000" stop="20260612075549 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drake and Josh Inn - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Audrey and Walter go out of town for spring break they leave Drake, Josh, and Megan at home by themselves. When they are at the Premiere they overhear a couple saying that they don't have a place to stay. Drake and Josh take advantage of this opportunity and say that their vacant house is a hotel. Meanwhile, Megan is attempting to get Drake and Josh to treat her like a guest.</desc>
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    <title>Ball in the Family - S09E03</title>
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    <title>Drone Survivor - S09E04</title>
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    <title>Alan in Charge - S09E05</title>
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    <title>Renaissance Men - S09E06</title>
    <desc>When the Robertsons throw a Renaissance Fair birthday party for Godwin, various family members compete in a tournament to win knighthood. Meanwhile, Jep and Jessica visit a local falconer in hopes of obtaining a bird of prey for Godwin's party.</desc>
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    <title>A Case of Mistaken Secret Identity - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Scrooge's nephews are trying to figure out just who Gizmoduck's secret identity is. So far, their predictions all point to Launchpad McQuack.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Collar Scrooge - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Scrooge suffers a case of amnesia, during which he protests against himself and dates Fenton's mother.</desc>
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    <title>Beaglemania - S03E12</title>
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    <title>Yuppy Ducks - S03E13</title>
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    <title>The Bride Wore Stripes - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Ma Beagle pretends that she's married to Scrooge in order to inherit his fortune.</desc>
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    <title>High Octane - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will a batch of kick-tail gasoline solve the nation's fuel crisis?  Uncle Jesse fires up the moonshine still for a patriotic cause.  And a lovely female revenue agent fires up Bo's dancin'-and-romancin' flames.</desc>
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    <title>Swamp Molly - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Way back in the '30s, Molly sprang Uncle Jesse out of a heap of trouble with the Feds.  Now she wants to make one last moonshine run... and she wants Jesse and the other Dukes to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Traitor - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While resting in the Moon Forest, they're awakened during a sneak attack by Venger's Orc Army.  Bobby and Hank are captured and Shiela tells everyone that she's going to follow the Orcs to see where they take them.  The remaining three escape with these creatures called Cloud Bears.  When Shiela searches for Hank, she's shocked to find him planning an ambush with the orc army, even saying that Venger need not worry and that everything will happen as planned.  When he returns to the group, Shiela exposes him to the rest and he's branded a traitor by his friends.  The truth is Hank is going along with Venger so he will not harm Bobby.  If Hank so much as reveals his true cause for betrayal, he endangers Bobby's life.  Caught between a rock and a hard place, Hank must still lead his non-trusting friends and help save Bobby.</desc>
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    <title>Day of the Dungeon Master - S02E05</title>
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    <title>The Last Illusion - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The children come to a cursed village in the middle of the Swamp of Darkness.  Venger is using a wild talent illusionist called Varla to keep the village in a permanent state of decay.  The children meet Varla's parents and have their weapons stolen by Venger, who uses Varla's powers to trick them and bring the village against them.  The children set out to regain their weapons and rescue Varla from Venger's fortress.</desc>
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    <title>The Dragon's Graveyard - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After another attempt at getting home is foiled by Venger, the frustration is too much for the kids.  They decide to take the fight to Venger and finish things once and for all.  Their idea: Tiamat - Venger's mortal enemy.  When they disregard Dungeon Master's next mission to embark on their own, he advises against it and then indicates where they can find Tiamat.  A place called the Dragon's Graveyard, where old dragons go to die.  The kids then start their journey to the graveyard, but not without the presence of Venger in the midsts.</desc>
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    <title>Birds of a Feather - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kadota was in a hit-and-run and the resulting rumors have Saburo and Walker taking action. In an effort to get information on the Dollars, Shuji Niekawa contacts Haruya Shiki. Meanwhile, Akabayashi follows up with Izaya on his investigation of Mikado.</desc>
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    <title>It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Advancing the internal purge of the Dollars, Mikado tries to realize his ideal, which is leading to a clash with the Yellow Scarves. Various incidents are further entangled as another uproar occurs in Ikebukuro, and the story deepens into further chaos!</desc>
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    <title>Even a Chance Acquaintance is Decreed by Destiny - S02E25</title>
    <desc>In the city of Ikebukuro, something else is beginning to move. Everyone that has gathered in Celty’s apartment discuss how to deal with the problems they’re each facing.</desc>
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    <title>Bell the Cat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Anri seeks out Erika at the hospital, but they have a few unexpected encounters before they can talk. Meanwhile, other women throughout the city begin to take action.</desc>
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    <title>Grimes and Punishment - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Joanna agrees to tell Adam everything she knows about Sable, in exchange for his protection. Upon Alexis' return to Denver, Blake confronts her about the ad asking for information on Roger Grimes. She reasserts her vow to see him pay for Grimes' murder. Fearing Alexis may get a warrant to search the lake, Blake asks Dex to dive into the lake and make sure everything that needs to be hidden stays that way. Zorelli promises his commanding officer, Capt. Handler, that he will drop the Grimes case and is given his old job back. Sable is pleased when Monica moves in with her. But Sable's joy is short-lived when Alexis and Adam tell her the tankers have been destroyed. Sammy Jo offers Tanner a check for his home for runaways. She grows increasingly fond of him, unaware that he is married. Blake goes to Delta Rho to make amends with Fallon, and finds the picture Zorelli left behind. With all his faith in Fallon destroyed, Blake storms out. Dex goes to Alexis' penthouse to talk about her vende</desc>
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    <title>Sins of the Father - S09E17</title>
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    <title>Upholstered Peril - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mysterious purple couches are turning the world's population into mindless zombies. With Peter as a mindless Zombie, Jim enlists the help of boy-genius Grayson to stop this evil plot by Professor Monkey-for-a-Head.</desc>
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    <title>Sword of Righteousness - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes a great warrior after finding a magical sword in a vending machine sandwich. Will this help him battle Psy-Crow and his Orb of Quite Remarkable Power?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064844 +0000" stop="20260612071007 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Egg Beater - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally leaves Mrs. Bleveridge's egg beater on a distant planet, so he takes her on a trip across the universe to get back the egg beater.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Trout! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jim must seek the Fur-Bearin' trout and protect him from Queen-Slug-For-A-Butt's fur-powered death machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073131 +0000" stop="20260612075253 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Secret of the Universe - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Evil the Cat releases a beast named "Rosebud" to assist him in destroying the universe. However, Rosebud is a little too mellow to go with Evil's sinister plot, even though he knows "The Great Secret of the Universe."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061425 +0000" stop="20260612064154 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 26 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>April gets Kenny to agree to undergo couples therapy; Kenny and Stevie plan a new business venture.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064154 +0000" stop="20260612071105 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 27 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Kenny is rattled when Guy introduces a wild card to the show; Stevie enlists Maria's help to promote Kenny's side business; April is frustrated with ``Famous Kenny.''</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 28 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Kenny's personal life takes a toll on his work; Stevie keeps up appearances in the face of adversity; Kenny learns a valuable Christmas lesson.</desc>
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    <title>Dim Lit Ed - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Fed up with the cul-de-sac's low intelligence, Edd organizes a scavenger hunt, with the prize supposedly being a jawbreaker.</desc>
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    <title>Will Work for Ed - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Eds are broke so they help Rolf on his farm in order to get money for jawbreakers.</desc>
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    <title>Ed, Ed and Away - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Eds try to catch a loose balloon, causing mayhem in the process.</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Ed - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Eddy discovers that he has a pimple, and Rolf might be able to make it go away.</desc>
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    <title>From Here to Ed - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After a scam gone wrong, Eddy declares war on Kevin, much to Edd's disgust.</desc>
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    <title>David's Rib - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Joannie involves David in the renovation of an old opera house. However, Janet is the legal counsel for the developer who wants to build low-income housing on the site.</desc>
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    <title>Vows - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Above and Beyond ... Nearly - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Roy receive an award, but they cannot remember which specific incident earned it. A ninety-four year old man breaks his ankle dancing. A man passes out in the dentist's chair - is it his heart, or something else? Paramedics rescue a stranded mountaineer.</desc>
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    <title>Grateful - S05E19</title>
    <desc>After paramedics rescue Grant and Robin Elder, they attach themselves to the station to help out, but soon wear out their welcome. A car goes right through a restaurant window, and in a scene straight out of A Christmas Story a BB injures a child's eye. While returning from a false alarm, Johnny and Roy rescue people endangered by a boat fire.</desc>
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    <title>Aquamom - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the gang anticipates the upcoming premiere for "Aquaman", the search is on for a perfect date for Vince. Meanwhile, Ari tries to cope with financial difficulties and his new office space, which is not quite what he is used to.</desc>
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    <title>One Day in the Valley - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ari and Eric are worried because rolling blackouts have hit Los Angeles and it may cause a decrease in the box-office totals for "Aquaman" in the area. The two ponder how to keep Vince from finding out the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Dominated - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The gang have no idea what to think when Vince decides to hang out with his old  friend who happens to be an ex-con and wants them all to be friends. Meanwhile, Ari's daughter ends up becoming friends with an up  and coming movie star.</desc>
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    <title>Guys and Doll - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dom, who has now become a part of Vince's posse, ends up telling Vince a story that helps him get his dream role in the film, Medellin.</desc>
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    <title>The Visitation - S04E09</title>
    <desc>McCall's reunion with a former lover is interrupted when her medical skills are needed to deal with a deadly virus being carried by a pair of thugs responsible for killing an international arms dealer.</desc>
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    <title>Past Imperfect - S04E10</title>
    <desc>An international crime cartel tries to use a man's estranged son against him when the man refuses to honor their wishes.</desc>
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    <title>Shooter - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mel's past military expertise proves critical when McCall is hired by District Attorney Grafton to find a sniper on a killing spree, seemingly selecting victims at random. Also, Delilah experiences PTSD when the sniper shootings cause her to relive the trauma of her friend's fatal shooting.</desc>
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    <title>Age of Innocence - S15E08</title>
    <desc>Sam gets frustrated with Gates when he gets obsessed with finding a homeless war hero. Neela is upset at her intern after he gets the entire surgery department into a lawsuit. A husband and wife come into the ER after someone tried to burn down their home. Brenner loses his cool with a patient and it gets physical.</desc>
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    <title>Let it Snow - S15E09</title>
    <desc>Banfield and Morris go to the coffee shop at 3 a.m. and are served by 20-year-old Debbie who is six-months pregnant. The doctors treat someone with a heart problem and Alex. Chaz must look for a missing 7-year-old boy who saw his sister die.</desc>
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    <title>Lance Reddick; Harry Shum Jr. - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Lance Reddick and Harry Shum Jr. are interviewed. Musical guest Jonwayne.</desc>
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    <title>Joey Fatone; Richard Hatch - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An evil presence hides in the set. Eric presents "Hannibal's Hands". Eric and Hannibal play "Buzzers".</desc>
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    <title>Chance The Rapper; Mel B - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Chance The Rapper and Mel B are interviewed. Musical guests Questlove and Henry Rollins.</desc>
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    <title>Scott Porter; Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Scott Porter and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Seth Rogen; Asa Akira - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Seth Rogen and Asa Akira are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Lauren Conrad; Reese Witherspoon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Lauren Conrad and a Reese Witherspoon impersonator are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Ryan Kwanten; Beyonce &amp; Jay-Z - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eric and the band turn the monologue into a nu metal song.</desc>
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    <title>Jillian Barberie; Victor Ortiz - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jillian Barberie and Victor Ortiz are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>The Hannibal Buress Show - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Hannibal Buress hosts the show after Eric injures his spine. Also: Nick Cannon; Carmen Electra; Lil Jon performs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074345 +0000" stop="20260612075419 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wiz Khalifa; Aubrey Peeples - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Wiz Khalifa and Aubrey Peeples are interviewed.</desc>
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    <title>Founder's Day - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. Grant, a former resident of the town, causes serious alarm with his unexpected return. His romantic interest in Allison Blake also causes significant friction with Sheriff Jack Carter.</desc>
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    <title>A New World - S04E02</title>
    <desc>As the Founder's Day festivities continue, Carter and the others must accustom themselves to the new time line and how Dr. Grant fits into it. Unfortunately, re-acclimatization needs to occur on a steep learning curve.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Thanksgiving - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Guest star Wayne Brady play Julius' succesful younger brother.  Julius tries to impress him with the perfect Thanksgiving dinner, but things don't go smoothly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063749 +0000" stop="20260612065835 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Superstition - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Everything goes right for Chris when Julius loans him his lucky socks.  Drew and Tonya play Julius and Rochelle against each other to get what they want.  Drew enters the talent show at school, but nobody wants to tell him he can't sing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065835 +0000" stop="20260612071911 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Kris - S02E10</title>
    <desc>In order to make some extra money, Julius and Chris take a job at a department store as Santa and an elf.  Things don't go well when Julius is fired and Chris ends up in the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Everybody Hates Eggs - S02E11</title>
    <desc>For a lesson on parenting skills Chris is given an egg to take care of as if it were his child.  When the electricity bill is over budget, Julius decides to figure out why.  Drew a werewolf? That's what Tanya thinks so she's afraid to sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Odd Man Out - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman having a male friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064324 +0000" stop="20260612070451 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ray's Ring - S06E04</title>
    <desc>When Ray gets hit on at the airport after losing his wedding ring, Debra gets jealous and tries to get back at him by going to the supermarket without her wedding ring but her plan backfires on her when nobody pays attention to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070451 +0000" stop="20260612072719 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marie's Sculpture - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class, and which resemblance a part of the female anatomy. Frank, on the other hand, is totally mesmerized by Marie's creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072719 +0000" stop="20260612074952 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank Goes Downstairs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Ray tells Frank that he and Debra fell down the stairs so Frank tries fixing the stairs but ends up in the hospital. Ray feels so guilty that he tells Frank the truth, that he and Debra fell out of bed while having sex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062136 +0000" stop="20260612071718 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Save a Life - S04E08</title>
    <desc>David stumbles into the life of a man planning murder-suicide and the team rush to find him. Sheryl executes her plan to stop baby Timothy from becoming the Antichrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062340 +0000" stop="20260612070617 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>IFF - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Rocinante answers an unexpected distress signal. Bobbie and Avasarala find themselves being hunted by a mysterious captor. UN Secretary-General Sorrento-Gillis brings in a colleague from his past to lend an ear during this crucial time of war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070617 +0000" stop="20260612075041 +0000" channel="C856.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assured Destruction - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Earth strategizes a costly ploy to gain advantage in the war against Mars. Anna struggles to convince Sorrento-Gillis to do the right thing. Avasarala and Bobbie seek refuge aboard the Rocinante.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061745 +0000" stop="20260612071039 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deciphering the Last Nazi Code - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates ventures into the former Third Reich in search of an elusive Nazi fortune hidden with a code allegedly created by Hitler's private secretary, and embedded into a piece of sheet music.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071039 +0000" stop="20260612075238 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mysteries of Jesus - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Josh Gates journeys to the Holy Land to find out where Jesus was born; his investigation leads to potentially explosive revelations that may change people's understanding of Jesus' origin story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061425 +0000" stop="20260612064232 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Vacation - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The family's summer trip to a lakeside cabin takes one vexing turn after another, and Kevin relives a traumatic childhood moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064232 +0000" stop="20260612071112 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's in His Blood - S03E08</title>
    <desc>An unwelcome surprise sends Frank's bromance with Chet into a tailspin. Maureen and Phillip train for their big day. Bill's breakup gets messy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071112 +0000" stop="20260612073748 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frank the Father - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After bailing Kevin out, Frank tries a new parenting tactic. Meanwhile, Maureen's shot at TV fame hits a snag, and Bill weighs a big decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061517 +0000" stop="20260612063820 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Paris - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Action and crew take Paris by storm eating and drinking at all the new instant classics. French breakfast with an Asian twist, yakitori tasting menus, and boozey bistrot lunches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063820 +0000" stop="20260612070045 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irish Tacos and Jerk Lamb - S04E06</title>
    <desc>All the best Mexican, Jamaican, and cheese you expect from a food show in Dublin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070045 +0000" stop="20260612072310 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild Flavors of London - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Action Bronson, Meyhem Lauren, and The Alchemist get right to the point of London food; Turkish kebabs, noveaux Indian, pubs, and some Nigerian with a side of friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072310 +0000" stop="20260612074535 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>America's Food Capital - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Watching this episode may cause you take your clothes off and lick the screen. We got hoagies, pizza, many flavors from Israel, and a block party- the Philly, FTD Style!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062422 +0000" stop="20260612064917 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Party! - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Tootie is excited about the impending visit of her brother Marshall, however is stay becomes one of fear when he invites the girls to a college party where beer is being served.  After the party, a drunk Marshall, insisting that he isn't drunk, offers to drive Blair, Natalie and Tootie home.  However, their trip home is interrupted by an accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064917 +0000" stop="20260612071415 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Sister (1) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Jo goes away for her first "college weekend" with her latest boyfriend Jason at Yale.  Just after Mrs. Garrett leaves to take Jo there, Blair's sister, Meg, arrives for a surprise visit.  Meg showing up unexpected is not the only surprise she has in store, she wants to become a nun.  That fact is something Blair has a hard time dealing with.  Meanwhile, Jo arrives back early after the car breaks down.  She later has a spiritual experience and decides she too wants to become a nun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071415 +0000" stop="20260612073913 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Sister (2) - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Blair, Natalie and Tootie can't believe that Jo wants to become a nun and Blair accuses Meg of recruiting.  However, the real reason Blair can't except Meg, comes to the surface when Jo and Meg begin talking about God which leads to violence between Jo and Blair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061758 +0000" stop="20260612064108 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Timmy The Barbarian - S05E33</title>
    <desc>Binky is ill so Jorgen comes to cheer him up by telling him a magical story about Timmy Cosmo and Wanda, but this is bad news for the trio as what ever Jorgen says will happen in the story. This will be tricky for the two heroes and pack mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064108 +0000" stop="20260612070516 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission Responsible - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Timmy offers to baby-sit Poof for Cosmo and Wanda so they can have the night out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070516 +0000" stop="20260612071633 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hairicane - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Sick and tired of his father's bad haircuts, Timmy wishes for indestructible hair with a personality that can't be cut. It then comes to life as it grows and almost destroys Dimmsdale. Meanwhile, Wanda takes Poof to the baby fairy barber shop for his first haircut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071633 +0000" stop="20260612072748 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Wide And Say Aaagh! - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Timmy has to spend time at the hospital with Vicky as his candy striper nurse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072748 +0000" stop="20260612073905 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Pirates - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The Pirates opening game is today, and everyone except Timmy is going. Timmy wishes he was at the game, but when Wanda lets Poof make the wish, they end up on a real Pirate ship. The wands get stolen, they get trapped in a net, and almost get attacked by crocodiles. When Timmy opens his big mouth, the pirate ship becomes land-born. The pirates attack the Pirates games, and the Pirates baseball team helps defeat them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073905 +0000" stop="20260612075108 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Squad - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Timmy wishes Cosmo was a talking car so that he and his fairies can search for the missing Mama Cosma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061648 +0000" stop="20260612070326 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Colt and the gang are in Las Vegas to attend a stuntman convention, where Colt meets up with old friend Charlie, a female stuntman whose brother is being hunted down by some heavies after becoming mixed up in a fraudulent scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070326 +0000" stop="20260612075040 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three for the Road - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A pretty jewel thief hops off to Mexico with Colt and his friends, joined by insurance investigator Kay Faulkner, hot on her trail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063232 +0000" stop="20260612072001 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kids from Fame in Israel - S03E04</title>
    <desc>This episode features the cast of "Fame," billed as "The Kids from Fame," along with the season three regular dancers in a special concert performance taped while on tour in Tel Aviv, Israel. The concert features performances by the cast, of songs from the television series. The concert took place in an indoor stadium in Tel Aviv before a live capacity audience. Along with the concert, the cast from "Fame" are shown visiting historical landmarks within the city during the 35th birthday celebration of the nation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061423 +0000" stop="20260612063431 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satterwhite vs. Cirks - S19E158</title>
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  <programme start="20260612063431 +0000" stop="20260612065439 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wester vs. Billups - S19E159</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065439 +0000" stop="20260612071447 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satterwhite vs. Hansen - S19E160</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071447 +0000" stop="20260612073454 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wester vs. Moore - S19E161</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073454 +0000" stop="20260612075501 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Satterwhite vs. Rackham - S19E162</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060423 +0000" stop="20260612062614 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Take Thee Quagmire - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062614 +0000" stop="20260612064758 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sibling Rivalry - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064758 +0000" stop="20260612070952 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Throats - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070952 +0000" stop="20260612073147 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peterotica - S04E24</title>
    <desc>After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073147 +0000" stop="20260612075341 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You May Now Kiss The... Uh... Guy Who Receives - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house.  When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind.  Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061205 +0000" stop="20260612063418 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Places - S09E08</title>
    <desc>When Laura seems distant and distracted, a jealous Stefan cooks up an elaborate plan to swap places with Urkel - the "man" to whom he suspects Laura is attracted. Laura knows something's up when Stefan (as Urkel) is a miserable tutor and Urkel has a heck of a time filling in for Stefan at a fashion photo shoot. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to follow Carl around on "the beat" with a video camera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063418 +0000" stop="20260612065629 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pain in Harassment - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Steve gets a chance at a $1 million basketball shot. Will he end up rolling dough, or will he get "nothing but net"? Harriette's new boss has a reputation for being tough, but his employees are blindsided by his verbal abuse as well. Meanwhile, Urkel tries to win a million dollars with a basketball half-court shot in L.A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065629 +0000" stop="20260612071901 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Original Gangsta Dawg - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Jaleel White dons another persona, that of Urkel's visiting hip-hop cousin, O.G.D. (short for Original Gangsta Dawg), who makes a bad first impression on the Winslows - hitting on Laura, spouting controversial ideas, and influencing 3J in a decidedly negative fashion. Meanwhile, a crooked thug who is owed $4,000 by O.G.D. arrives in town looking to collect on the debt. Singer Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott has a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071901 +0000" stop="20260612074118 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deck the Malls - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Steve gets all wrapped up in the Christmas spirit when he takes a job as a gift-wrapper, but the new gig leaves him little time to spend with Myra; Carl plays Santa at the mall and appoints Laura to be his elf; a disappointed Richie learns that his mom won't be with him for the holidays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061044 +0000" stop="20260612065142 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Miami - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Three best friends of fifty-plus years set out to track down the missing fourth member of their squad... in 1980s Miami! Meanwhile, Roarke confides in Segundo about letting people in, and Ruby's cabin fever is an itch that needs to be scratched.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065142 +0000" stop="20260612073526 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Urn - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After an urn comes off the plane, three siblings must work through their past resentments in order to spread their mom’s ashes and fulfill her last fantasy. As the kids wrestle with their past, Roarke remembers their mom, her very first guest as the host of Fantasy Island. Meanwhile, Ruby is surprised to discover how little she knows about Isla.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060425 +0000" stop="20260612070753 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morton's Fork - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Molly takes the lead, while Gus pursues a hunch. Lester manipulates a situation, and Malvo finds a new target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070753 +0000" stop="20260612075738 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waiting for Dutch - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In 1979, an unexpected turn of events at a diner disrupts the lives of the citizens in a small Minnesota town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063455 +0000" stop="20260612072054 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Was Lost (1): Sacrifice - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Elac arrives at the planet where D'Argo, Jool and Old Woman are investigating the ruins of an ancient civilization.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061317 +0000" stop="20260612070047 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dale Jr.'s Sick Nomad - S04E01</title>
    <desc>SEASON PREMIERE:The Gas Monkey crew build NASCAR royalty Dale Earnhardt Jr a 1956 Chevy Nomad. While Richard and Aaron travel to Dale Jr's Carolina home with the Nomad, the crew finds ways to cool off in the Texas heat. Also, is a pumpkin Pantera a lemon?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070047 +0000" stop="20260612074820 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chopped Cabriolet and 'Vette Rescue - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The crew help a widow by buying her husband's Ford '32 Cabriolet and many hot rod projects; they rescue an heirloom '62 Corvette from a garage falling down around it, but not all the family is pleased Richard has it. Richard makes a big announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060959 +0000" stop="20260612062950 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomboy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A new Girl named Penny comes to town and tags along with Fat Albert and the Gang playing sports with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062950 +0000" stop="20260612064941 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stagefright - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert and the Gang perform in front of an audience and   get stage fright. The Gang realized that It's Important to   speak up when you're in front of others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064941 +0000" stop="20260612070931 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Slappy bullies the gang (when Fat Albert's not around) to get   attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070931 +0000" stop="20260612072922 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smart Kid - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Thurmond is the smartest kid in school who loves to study   but is terrible at sports. Thurmond shows Fat Albert and the   Gang that studying is cool and they show him how to improve   in sports.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072922 +0000" stop="20260612075024 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mister Big Time - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert turns Muggles into the police for selling   drugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063629 +0000" stop="20260612072016 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romance Reloaded - S02E03</title>
    <desc>High school sweethearts Michelle and Britt rekindle their romance after nearly 20 years apart. But this small-town Georgia family is a far cry from the Brady Bunch, bringing unseen baggage that unleashes a nightmare of infidelity, violence and murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061029 +0000" stop="20260612063425 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Competition Time - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the All Priests Look-A-Like competition and Ted is determined that this year he will defeat his fellow priests from Rugged Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063425 +0000" stop="20260612065940 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And God Created Woman - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Novelist Polly Clarke, author of the steamy 'Bejewelled with Kisses', comes to stay on the island, and Ted thinks she's fallen for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065940 +0000" stop="20260612072420 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sister Mulligan's visit to Craggy Island ends dramatically when Father Jack drinks a bottle of polish and dies. Ted and Dougal's grief's tempered by the fact that he's left them half a million pounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072420 +0000" stop="20260612074841 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Ted, Dougal and Jack head off on their summer holidays to Father O'Rourke's caravan in Kilkenny. Unfortunately, a run-in with some naked neighbours gets the holy men's holiday off to a sticky start.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060926 +0000" stop="20260612071534 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spiderman; Coffin; Water Cage (Celebrity Edition) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>This episode featured six celebrity contestants competing for charity. The winner would receive $50,000 for their charity, and the others would receive $10,000 for their charities.
Stunt #1: Spiderman    Contestants would have to scale the outside of a building 36 stories high using hand holds and the one-inch window sill. They would have to transfer flags from one open window to the other. The two men and the two women to transfer the most flags the fastest in three minutes would advance to the next round. The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Coffin    Contestants would have to lie in a Plexiglas coffin with their legs covered with thousands night crawlers, their midsections covered with 100 snakes, and their heads covered with 3,000 Madagascar hissing cockroaches. The three contestants to remove 10 white snakes from the coffin the fastest would advance to the finals
Stunt #3: Water Cage    Contestants would be locked in a steel cage and submerged underwater. When a red light cam</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064152 +0000" stop="20260612074620 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A highly dysfunctional blended family is forced together when they realize a reported virus is actually the onset of the undead apocalypse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060117 +0000" stop="20260612062717 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XL5 to H2O - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Everyone on planet Zolpheid is killed in an Aquaphibian attack, except for Rald and Jerek. Receiving an SOS, Space City sends Fireball XL5 to rescue the two from Zolpheid's oceans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062717 +0000" stop="20260612065316 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Pirates - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While babysitting Commander Zero's son, Jonathan, Venus tells him story about when Fireball XL5 encountered a group of space pirates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065316 +0000" stop="20260612071927 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Zodiac - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Steve celebrates the anniversary of his family's circus act, Venus falls asleep and dreams of a plot devised by Mr and Mrs Space Spy and the nomadic Monadians to take over the Earth…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071927 +0000" stop="20260612074542 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Pen - S01E10</title>
    <desc>To capture a group of criminals, Steve, Matt and Venus pretend to steal XL5.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bushwhacked - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Serenity crew drifts upon the ruins of a colony ship and goes on a salvage mission. The expedition turns from bad to worse when the entire crew massacred… except for one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071305 +0000" stop="20260612075736 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Mrs. Reynolds - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mal unwittingly marries a beautiful village girl during a job in the backwater. But the surprises don’t end there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061300 +0000" stop="20260612065435 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1000 Cuts/Draw - S17E25</title>
    <desc>A killer viciously stabs a mother with a butcher knife in Tulsa, Okla.; a game of dominoes leads to gunfire, claiming the life of a beloved patriarch in Atlanta.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065435 +0000" stop="20260612073614 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sudden Death/Devil at the Door - S17E26</title>
    <desc>In New Orleans, a man is executed in broad daylight, and Detective Ryan Vaught must battle fear and distrust on the street to identify the killer. And in Minneapolis, when a teenager is murdered at home, Sargent Christopher Gaiters' best hope for finding the killer is the victim's father, who witnessed the shooting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061152 +0000" stop="20260612065410 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Single Foster Mom Finds Fixer for Future Family - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Chip and Jo create a charming, kid-friendly home for Kaley Eggers, a single foster mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065410 +0000" stop="20260612073710 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Leaves the Bustling City for Quiet Simplicity - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Chip and Jo add timeless charm to a 1950s home for Cody and Katie Messerall, raising a young family in Waco.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060503 +0000" stop="20260612064730 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Will Be Blood - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Barry’s efforts to prepare Cisco for Crisis are derailed when Cisco schemes to save Barry’s life instead.  Meanwhile, Ramsey Rosso uses his deadly new abilities to save his own life, while sacrificing his humanity in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064730 +0000" stop="20260612072952 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss Kiss Breach Breach - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Cisco’s faith in his ability to fill Barry’s shoes as Team Leader is upended when he learns of a shocking murder. Meanwhile, Killer Frost trusts no one except herself to hunt down the dangerous Ramsey Rosso.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061602 +0000" stop="20260612071425 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flav Belize in Love - S02E11</title>
    <desc>In the second-season finale, Flav takes the last two contestants to Belize for a three-day getaway and spends 24 hours alone with each, getting massages on the beach and going snorkeling, before he selects a winner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071425 +0000" stop="20260612075411 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Lovin' - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The second-season cast reunited with Flav to dish on the show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060603 +0000" stop="20260612062758 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straight Outta Boston - S10E01</title>
    <desc>Stylish ladies from Boston take on a team of competitive upcyclers in the ultimate flea market battle for a chance to win $5,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062758 +0000" stop="20260612064953 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 50/50 Flip - S10E02</title>
    <desc>A duo of dating designers takes on a creative couple in a furniture flip battle for a chance to win $5,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064953 +0000" stop="20260612071148 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Rotty Cabinet - S10E03</title>
    <desc>A pair of salvage-happy sisters face off against a couple of flipping buddies in flea market challenges that include Industrial Elegance, High Impact and Dual Design.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071148 +0000" stop="20260612073342 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coffee is for Closers - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Fab friends take on a pair of dating designers in a flea market battle with flipping challenges that include Chic Storage, Style Merge and Mod Makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073342 +0000" stop="20260612075537 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly Ducklings Into Swans - S10E05</title>
    <desc>A couple of spicy sisters take on a pair of married flippers in flea market challenges that include Art Deco, Drab to Fab and 2-for-1 Design.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062241 +0000" stop="20260612064949 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Haunted by memories of her dead best friend, dumped by her emotionally-fragile boyfriend, and now desperately trying to sell her stolen goods, Fleabag attempts to rekindle romantic fires to distract her from the mayhem of her life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064949 +0000" stop="20260612071519 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps her inappropriate brother-in-law buy a present for Claire, who is organising her own surprise birthday party. Meanwhile, on the hunt for a date, Fleabag reconnects with a toothy friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071519 +0000" stop="20260612074131 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fleabag and her sister Claire reluctantly visit a female-only, silent retreat, courtesy of their father.
Their enforced silence is interrupted, however, by an unusual neighbouring weekend workshop, explosive secrets coming to light, and a surprising connection with an old acquaintance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061518 +0000" stop="20260612064035 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cave Scout Jamboree - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After stumbling upon an international gathering of scouts during a camping trip, Fred and Barney become the hit of the scout encampment, much to the dismay of Wilma and Betty when the boys visit them later in Bedrock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064035 +0000" stop="20260612070553 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Room for Two - S04E21</title>
    <desc>After building a new room onto the Flintstone home, Fred and Barney start feuding.  Fueling the rift is the fact that Barney cast the deciding vote against Fred for Water Buffalo of the Year, and Barney's discovery that half of Fred's new room is on his property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070553 +0000" stop="20260612073107 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies' Night at the Lodge - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Disguising themselves to gain entry into the all-male Water Buffalo Lodge meeting, Wilma and Betty argue that wives should be allowed to attend the meetings.  But after going through painful initiation ceremonies as new members, they decide they are better off staying home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073107 +0000" stop="20260612075622 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reel Trouble - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Proud papa Fred shows his home movies of Pebbles to everyone, including two criminals who discover that he has captured them on film.  But rather than sit through the films again, the criminals turn themselves in!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061127 +0000" stop="20260612063652 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Hot Car - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The boys find themselves in deep water when they disobey their father and dive down to investigate a car that has been dumped in the ocean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063652 +0000" stop="20260612070221 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.O.S. Dolphin - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dr Phil Harmon is attacked by a shark. He radios to bring a rare blood type that can save his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070221 +0000" stop="20260612072750 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gulf Between - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud isn't happy with the new woman in his father's life.  Feeling alone in the world, Bud stays out in the ocean too late and winds up lost in an underwater cave at high tide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072750 +0000" stop="20260612075316 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City Boy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>City boy, Mike Beldon arrives in Corel Key with a huge chip on his shoulder about his mother's new husband.  However, a near death accident helps him see his new step-father in a different light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062317 +0000" stop="20260612070439 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss La Vela - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Gus' birthday night ends in a disaster when the cops show up to arrest Kirk; the girls plan another surprise party for Gus to make up for his bad night; the roommates come together to support Candace and Nilsa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070439 +0000" stop="20260612074559 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Than a Boo Thang - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Candace agrees to join Codi on a date, but after talking to her "boo-thang" back home, she cancels dinner and Codi's excitement shifts to revenge; a new relationship is put to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061418 +0000" stop="20260612064022 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With Love from Irving - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After helping a pelican on the beach, Sister Bertrille has to cope with a lovesick bird.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064022 +0000" stop="20260612070618 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's an Ill Wind - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Flying important papers to Mother Superior, Sister Bertrille interrupts a mobsters' meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070618 +0000" stop="20260612073218 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Young Man with a Cornette - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A little orphan feels he can fly if he wears Sister Bertrille's cornette.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073218 +0000" stop="20260612075824 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Patron of Santa Thomasina - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Sister Bertrille, caught between rival villages, is mistaken for a saint.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060909 +0000" stop="20260612063010 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in Paradise - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Keisha tells Angela that the guys have a bevy of women at C-Sports Now in hopes that Angela will shut down the pageant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063010 +0000" stop="20260612065112 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move the Money - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The guys move their accounts to another bank so Keisha won't have access to C-Sports finances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065112 +0000" stop="20260612071214 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Under Arrest (1) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Keisha feigns an attack on herself and has Marcus, Joseph, Richard and Todd incarcerated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071214 +0000" stop="20260612073315 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Under Arrest (2) - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The guys appear to be missing; Angela, Leslie and Jennifer find them at the police station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073315 +0000" stop="20260612075417 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stay Out of It - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Marcus tells Angela to stay out of Keisha's business; Angela meets with Keisha anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060423 +0000" stop="20260612062716 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S13E06</title>
    <desc>Alison meets a rare Romanian Mioritic Shepherd with a fear of stairs and doorways, and there is chaos when a van with seven Belgian Shepherd cross puppies arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062716 +0000" stop="20260612065005 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S14E01</title>
    <desc>Alison returns to Battersea Dogs and Cats Home where she meets a premature Frenchie pup who needs help socialising and befriends a heartbroken Retriever cross.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065005 +0000" stop="20260612071244 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S14E03</title>
    <desc>Alison meets an excitable Husky cross with a fear of cars and a determined little Presa Canario pup with one of the worst cases of bowed legs Battersea has seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071244 +0000" stop="20260612073534 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S14E04</title>
    <desc>Alison meets a Bulldog with breathing problems, helps a Collie Cross get over past trauma, and meets the vets treating the dogs of people experiencing homelessness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073534 +0000" stop="20260612075824 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Alison helps bring a Cockapoo Cross mum and her pups out of their shells, and meets a chocolate Labrador who needs a groundbreaking operation on his hips.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060415 +0000" stop="20260612062530 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Town Terror - S11E34</title>
    <desc>Three bombings within a 2 mile area were more than a coincidence, but no one claimed responsibility and no one in particular was targeted. What finally stopped the bomber were some tiny marks on a metal fragment and his inability to control his rage. Originally aired as Season 11, Episode 34.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062530 +0000" stop="20260612064638 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Heir - S11E35</title>
    <desc>In the 20 years following an unsolved murder, lives changed and so did forensic science. In time, a high-powered microscope and DNA profiling revealed a clue no one had seen before. Originally aired as Season 11, Episode 35.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064638 +0000" stop="20260612070821 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ticker Tape - S11E36</title>
    <desc>A murder in Australia had everyone baffled, especially police, but in a bizarre twist the victim's pacemaker recorded vital information that made forensic history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070821 +0000" stop="20260612072936 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step by Step - S11E37</title>
    <desc>A wealthy socialite died after falling down stairs. Was it an accident or was it murder? The laws of physics and an accident reconstructionist provided the answer. Originally aired as Season 11, Episode 37.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072936 +0000" stop="20260612075126 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blanket of Evidence - S11E38</title>
    <desc>Two women, both murdered in the same state park. Indiana police feared it was the work of a serial killer until the forensic evidence pointed them in two different directions. Originally aired as Season 11, Episode 38.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063850 +0000" stop="20260612072303 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Schanke's ex-partner Delehanty shows up, his rich, comfortable, and "warm" life in Arizona, gets to Schanke's winter-worn heart. When Schanke and Delehanty conclude that a series of deaths are the result of product tampering, Nick's hunch about the case drives a wedge between him and Schanke. When Schanke refuses to listen to Nick, he must solve the case despite Schanke and Delehanty's conclusions, and before Schanke decides Arizona might be the place to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062023 +0000" stop="20260612070215 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barbarian Spatha - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Four smiths must salvage steel from old weapons and combine them using the Hada technique to forge a Pugio - the dagger said to have murdered Julius Caesar.  The competitors battle and fight to the finish to ensure their daggers size up to this iconic weapon's statue, both in form and function.  After a round of barbaric tests, only two smiths march down the Appian Way to their home forges to recreate the legendary Spatha, one of the most vicious series in Roman history.  Which smith will return to the forge arena a victor, earning the title of Forges in For Champion and the $10,000 prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070215 +0000" stop="20260612074418 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Edition - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Two families go head-to-head in an all-out battle not only against another household, but also each other. Loyalties will be put aside as the smiths fight forge welds, the heat, and the clock to make a canister Damascus blade from odd pieces of high carbon steel. After a fierce round of tests, the two remaining competitors return home to recreate the rapier inspired by Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride. Which smith will be the breadwinner and bring honor to their name with the title of Forged in Fire Champion along with the $10,000 prize?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060128 +0000" stop="20260612062401 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac Daddy - S02E09</title>
    <desc>One morning, Mac wakes up to find that he's unintentionally created another imaginary friend named Cheese. Madame Foster allows the same rules as there are for Bloo, but Bloo does not approve of his new brother. After many attempts to get rid of him, Cheese disappears on his own. Bloo realizes that Foster's could be a very dangerous place for one so stupid as Cheese. Can he find him before something happens or Mac notices Cheese is missing?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062401 +0000" stop="20260612064704 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squeakerboxxx - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The gang goes an arcade and everyone's winning lots of tickets except Bloo. Bloo then becomes very interested in a prize that's 500 tickets: glow in the dark Dracula teeth. So Bloo wants them to give them their tickets so he can get one, but the others decided to collect all of their tickets and get a rubber elephant, which Bloo grows an obsession with later on. But when Frankie, who's holding the rubber elephant, goes to sleep, Bloo sneaks in and steals it. When he's playing with, it breaks. The only option is to go to the arcade and win 500 tickets to get another rubber elephant. Can he get the elephant before the others find out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064704 +0000" stop="20260612070937 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat with a Schtick - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bloo has a reputation for being a funny imaginary friend, though his jokes sometimes offend people. When Bloo cracks a joke about a new imaginary friend's height, the new guy challenges him to meet him outside at 4 o'clock. Will Bloo manage to find a way to dodge the challenge or will he have to face the consequences of his joke and possibly be severely injured?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070937 +0000" stop="20260612073218 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Stench of Success - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Bloo becomes jealous of Eduardo and the other friends for appearing on TV, he pretends to be a very sick friend in order to appear, despite the fact that it is only for friends up for adoption. A Hollywood agent named Kip Snip soon turns him into a star, but starts to treat him badly and won't let him see Mac. When Bloo tries to quit, he is informed that he signed adoption papers and has no choice in the matter. Can Mac and Bloo ever be re-united?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073218 +0000" stop="20260612075505 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye Nerdy - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After beating Mac's high score in a video game, Bloo goes to rub it in his face at school. But he is horrified when he comes to the conclusion that Mac is a nerd. When Mac arrives, Bloo quickly works to make Mac cool, but none of their ideas work. But just as Mac says he doesn't care about being cool, the coolest kid in the school, Jamez Withazee tells him that the fact that he doesn't want to be cool, makes him cool, and invites him to 'The Rock.' As Mac is not at Foster's at 3 o' clock because Jamez tells him that Foster's is for nerds, Mr. Herriman is very quick to ensure that Bloo gets adopted. Now Bloo must find Mac, while at the same time avoiding adoption! Will bloo find Mac before he gets adopted?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060303 +0000" stop="20260612062751 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trash Heap Doesn't Live Here Anymore - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ma Gorg wants a gazebo, so Junior has to get rid of the Trash Heap. Wembley and Boober have to figure out how to save her by themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062751 +0000" stop="20260612065239 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red's Sea Monster - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Red is jealous of Gobo, until she discovers a sea monster in Fraggle Rock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065239 +0000" stop="20260612071726 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Travelling Matt Comes Home - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gobo's Uncle Travelling Matt comes home, but friction between them makes it a less than happy reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071726 +0000" stop="20260612074213 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boober's Dream - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Boober's fun side (his Sidebottom) wants to play!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060726 +0000" stop="20260612063023 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Pumpkin / Franklin's Jug Band - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Harriet has a favorite book called The Happy Green Frog and she wants Franklin to read it to her over and over. Franklin is okay with reading it at first, but when she keeps asking to hear it and ignoring all of her other books, he grows tired of it and hides it under a pile of newspapers. Later, the newspapers are taken out to the recycling... and the book exits with them! Franklin and Bear launch on a wild hunt throughout Woodland in the hope of finding another copy of the book to read to Harriet, but end up with a very creative solution to the problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063023 +0000" stop="20260612065320 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin and the Bus Patrol / Franklin and Wolvie - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Beaver's cousin Betty is in town and Franklin is the first of the Woodland kids other than Beaver to meet her. The two quickly become friends with each other, Betty identifying with Franklin's interest in sand-castle building and also wanting to get away from Beaver, who is obliviously centered on her own interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065320 +0000" stop="20260612071618 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Stays Up / Franklin's Bargain - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Franklin and Bear have been growing a huge pumpkin in the hopes of entering it in the county fair and winning first prize. As they run an errand to help Mrs. Muskrat, they tell her of their pumpkin and learn about the amazing things she does with seemingly useless broken glass. When their pumpkin suffers an unfortunate accident, Mrs. Muskrat shows them how they too can make something great out of something seemingly useless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071618 +0000" stop="20260612073914 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Big Game / Franklin's Reading Club - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Franklin's friends Beaver and Bear have started a band and Franklin wants to join too, but he finds that his sister Harriet has taken possession of the instrument he wants. It's up to his friends to show him that his own imagination and creativity is all he needs to have the perfect instruments to play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060453 +0000" stop="20260612062745 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perspectives on Christmas - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Each member of Frasier's family tells a masseuse all about their eventful day, which includes Martin's participation in a church Christmas pageant and Niles' experience being trapped in an elevator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062745 +0000" stop="20260612064932 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Frasier tags along with Daphne to her favorite pub and realizes he's been missing a Cheers-like atmosphere ever since he left Boston. They find themselves at odds with one another when Daphne insists that Frasier stop frequenting "her" place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064932 +0000" stop="20260612071144 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Daphne accidentally finds an engagement ring in Martin's dresser, frightening Niles and Frasier with the spectre of "Stepmother Sherry."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071144 +0000" stop="20260612073358 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Zoo Story - S05E12</title>
    <desc>It's re-negotiation time at KACL again. This time Frasier opts for ethics over avarice when he chooses do-gooder agent Ben (whose ideas include naming a bird at the zoo "Frasier Crane") over Bebe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073358 +0000" stop="20260612075608 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Maris Counselor - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Niles and Maris' new counselor, Dr. Schenkman, advises Niles to inject some spontaneity into their relationship, inspiring Niles to surprise Maris in her bedroom. Niles isn't quite prepared for what he finds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060853 +0000" stop="20260612062957 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtual Freak - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While playing a state of the art game at the mall, Freakazoid and Cosgrove get sucked into a bizarre virtual world; but things soon take a turn for the worse when the Lobe starts causing havoc in the mall.  Freakazoid and Cosgrove attempt to figure out a way to get out of the virtual world while Steph does all she can do from the real world, but will they get out in time to stop the Lobe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062957 +0000" stop="20260612065054 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero Boy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Guitierrez is back, though this time he has a plan to capture Freakazoid and create an evil clone, in order to make Freakazoid look bad and to ruin his reputation, though he has a couple of other tricks up his sleeve as well.  Will Freakazoid be able to stop Guiitierrez and his assistant Jocko before its too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065054 +0000" stop="20260612071149 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cosgroves gets a girlfriend, which causes Freakazoid to become upset because Cosgrove no longer has time to hang out with him anymore.  However, when Freakazoid decides to look into the issue, he discovers that she's an ancient monster who devours the energy of other people in order to stay young forever; will Freakazoid manage to save his best friend without crushing his heart and how can Freakazoid fight off a demon who can light a candle with her nose?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071149 +0000" stop="20260612073259 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Statuesque - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jeepers (the creepy guy from "Dance of Doom", with the watch that turned beavers into gold) is back, and this time he's got a watch that turns people into stone, and the help of an evil demon named Vorn the Unspeakable. When Steph gets turned into stone by Jeepers's new toy, Freakazoid, Sgt. Cosgrove, and Professor Jones have to track down Jeepers and Vorn so they can change Steph back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073259 +0000" stop="20260612075419 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island of Dr. Mystico - S02E08</title>
    <desc>While Freakazoid is in charge of flying a bunch of villains to a remote country in France, Freakazoid's plane is brought down by an evil scientist who specializes in combining humans with orangutans to form "Orangumen".  Freakazoid has to work with some of his closest enemies in order to escape the island and get back on track, but with an island full of orangutan warriors, escaping may be harder than expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064216 +0000" stop="20260612072631 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beers and Weirs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lindsay’s friends learn that her parents are going away for the weekend and suggest having a kegger.  Sam and Neal become worried after a school assembly focusing on alcohol-related deaths and they decide to switch the real beer with non-alcoholic beer. Daniel and Kim get back together and despite the lack of alcohol, the party quickly gets out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062830 +0000" stop="20260612065907 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tryouts - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gaby's need to win at tryouts jeopardizes her friendship with Zoe. Jade seeks answers when she loses track of the wild horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065907 +0000" stop="20260612072616 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess - S03E08</title>
    <desc>As Zoe and her friends narrow down the list of suspects in their search for the wild horses, Pin becomes more and more unwell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072616 +0000" stop="20260612075516 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victory Parade - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jade and Becky go sleuthing at the castle, Zoe makes a decision about her future, and Callum's obnoxious behavior gets on Gaby's nerves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060900 +0000" stop="20260612063855 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jennifer's Marilyn Monroe and Dawn's Jane Russell spell it out with an outrageous rendition of Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. Ken and Duane imagine suing the publisher of an "easy" sheet music book; and "Modern Mother and Daughter", the basis for Absolutely Fabulous.

Musical guest: Kirsty MacColl performing "Still Life".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063855 +0000" stop="20260612071046 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Casting Agency - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders round off their series with more comedy sketches and special guest Jane Asher. Dawn and Jennifer start a casting agency but manage to insult all of their clients.

Musical guest: Sarah Walker performing "I Should Be So Lucky".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071046 +0000" stop="20260612073956 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misery - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Featuring a memorable reenactment of the film 'Misery' and an exclusive performance by Dickens Daughters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060546 +0000" stop="20260612064246 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>It's dissertation time, and while Vod is having a last-minute wobble about her abilities, Oregon has other 'presidency' things on her mind and Josie is having an identity crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064246 +0000" stop="20260612072054 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Oregon's glittering future looks seriously under threat, and things aren't going well for Josie either. Howard is working on his CV, and Kingsley and Vod take over the grad ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072054 +0000" stop="20260612080003 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The finals are fast approaching and things are falling apart. Tickets for the alternative grad ball Vodstock are selling well, but Vod may be promising things she can't deliver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061529 +0000" stop="20260612063702 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Funerals and a Wedding - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When Jessica’s aunt passes away, the Huang family packs their bags for Houston where the boys see Jessica’s father for the first time. While observing the distant relationship, Louis makes it his mission to push Jessica and her father closer together. Meanwhile, Evan decides to make Eddie the executor of his will, prompting Emery and Eddie to fight over who is the better older brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063702 +0000" stop="20260612065836 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A League of Her Own - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After coming out of the closet to Honey and Jessica, Nicole struggles with telling Marvin, fearful that her father will be disappointed in her. Meanwhile, Louis wants to manage the Cattleman’s Ranch softball team on his own, so Jessica decides to coach the rival team from The Denim Turtle to prove that she is the superior manager. Chaos is sure to ensue when everyone gathers for the big game at the Greater Orlando Bar and Restaurant tournament.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065836 +0000" stop="20260612072009 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day After Thanksgiving - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Huangs’ idea to skip Thanksgiving this year doesn’t last long when Louis plays matchmaker and invites Grandma’s ESL teacher, Bernard, to dinner after he notices their flirtation in class. To Jessica’s amazement, Grandma Huang offers to cook the entire meal to show her appreciation. Meanwhile, to prove his maturity, Evan lets Eddie and Emery sneak him into his first R-rated movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072009 +0000" stop="20260612074143 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vouch - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Louis gets himself into a sticky situation when he lies to Jessica and tells her that he loves her newly finished horror novel. With news that Kenny Rogers is paying a visit to Cattleman's Ranch, Jessica insists that Louis give him a copy of her book for his agent, making him extremely uncomfortable. Eddie and his friends purchase a 300-disc CD carousel to play all of their music, but Eddie thinks he's the only one in charge and becomes a tyrant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060146 +0000" stop="20260612062256 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Husband-to-be Will has the bride, the ring, the date...and second thoughts about the whole idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062256 +0000" stop="20260612064431 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burnin' Down the House - S06E01</title>
    <desc>If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. On the day of a big party, Will learns to flambe. Uh-oh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064431 +0000" stop="20260612070550 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get a Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Chris Rock guest stars as a hot comedian and his u-g-l-y sister, Will's date for a night on the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070550 +0000" stop="20260612072711 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stress Related - S06E03</title>
    <desc>No bologna, no pimento loaf. Vivian tosses out Philip's faves and substitutes tofu and rice cakes. Oh, yum!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072711 +0000" stop="20260612074837 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bourgie Sings the Blues - S06E04</title>
    <desc>When Carlton misses his Princeton interview, Will dons sweater vest and bow tie to impersonate his cousin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060707 +0000" stop="20260612065233 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wax Magic - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An eccentric wax sculptor and his wife tour with a carnival. Not so coincidentally, a series of ax murders follow the carnival and the ""Hall of Horrors"" wax museum the sculptor runs. Ryan falls for the wife, only to eventually learn that she had actually rejected the sculptor...who killed her and turned her into a wax statue. Now he uses a cursed handkerchief to reanimate her and force her to love him. However, she must be sent out to kill to maintain the curse. Ultimately, the wife, realizing what she has become, kills herself and her ""husband"" in a flaming tent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065233 +0000" stop="20260612073800 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Read My Lips - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Micki's college roommate wants her to be bridesmaid at her wedding. However, the woman's fiancee, a ventriloquist, appears to be going insane. He spends most his time talking to his dummy as if it were a real person. A string of murders in his past are also starting to show up. Ultimately the groom goes insane, but a new ventriloquist takes over the dummy. Since there is no antique ventriloquist dummy in the Manifest, the trio aren't sure what's going on. Ultimately they figure out that the lapel flower is the cursed item in question. Unfortunately, the curse hs finally allowed the dummy to animate itself. Ryan manages to pull the flower from the dummy, rendering it inert once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061754 +0000" stop="20260612070130 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wind Sprints - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The situation in town begins to get ugly as Coach Taylor and his family is forced to endure heat from a difficult loss against the San Marco HS Rattlers.Tim and Tyra break up after he confronts her about Smash, and Lyla, after having an argument with Jason, vents her anger onto Tim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070130 +0000" stop="20260612074452 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Daddy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the Panthers prepare for a match against the Tigers, who are their biggest rival, Jason's new roommate tries to help him understand the potential he has for recovery.Lyla tells Tim of her regrets about what happened between them, and Matt hits an all-time low.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060709 +0000" stop="20260612062925 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Ross's Wedding (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Phoebe calls to warn of Rachel's impending arrival. Ross and Emily's parents get into an argument. The wedding ends with a blunder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062925 +0000" stop="20260612065139 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One After Ross Says Rachel - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the wedding, Ross tries to rescue his marriage with Emily.  Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica try to spend time alone together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065139 +0000" stop="20260612071354 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with All the Kissing - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Ross continues to try and mend his marriage to Emily.  Chandler tries to hide his relationship with Monica.  Meanwhile, Phoebe starts getting irritated by everyone's London stories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071354 +0000" stop="20260612073607 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Hundredth - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Phoebe is rushed to the hospital to give birth. Joey winds up with kidney stones. Meanwhile, Rachel tries to set Monica up on a date with a male nurse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073607 +0000" stop="20260612075820 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Joey lands a job with a PBS telethon. Monica tries to convince Rachel that she's dating someone from work to hide her relationship with Chandler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063010 +0000" stop="20260612071144 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Tulip - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When passengers aboard a commuter train appear to have died a still death, it seems that a switch was flipped because all cell phones, mp3 players, laptops, batteries and bodies have been drained of power. As the Fringe team assembles at the bizarre crime scene, Peter remains suspicious that something is amiss with Walter, who is struggling to keep the unimaginable a secret. When the investigation leads them to Alistair Peck, a very powerful man who has tremendous energy with severe consequences, an ironic set of circumstances surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071144 +0000" stop="20260612075346 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man from the Other Side - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When two teenagers on a date turn up "dead" at an abandoned warehouse with the three puncture wounds to the soft palate — a trademark of the shape-shifters — the Fringe team investigates the evidence as well as the motives of mastermind Newton. Upon discovering a shape-shifting embryo, Walter returns to the lab to conduct further analysis, and Olivia and Peter head to Massive Dynamic for answers. Meanwhile, Peter reveals a family secret to Olivia as Walter struggles to recall what Newton knows about "building a door".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060251 +0000" stop="20260612061422 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Differences are Put Slightly Aside - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Wendell rides Cody 2 around town... and he fornicates with it along the way. Everybody else races to the Annihilatrix while the Deceptacles make a stew out of Watley's decapited body in the motel swimming pool. Finally, Killface's alien brethren (and his mother) arrive to inquire about how the Earth has not yet been annihilated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061422 +0000" stop="20260612062538 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Killface - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062538 +0000" stop="20260612063708 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Awesome-X - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (and his alter-ego, superhero Awesome-X) have a problem: billionaire tycoon Xander Crews has frittered away the (literally) billions of dollars amassed by his murdered parents. So he mortgages the company to produce a line of Awesome-X action figures. The only catch is, he needs a supervillain doll...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063708 +0000" stop="20260612064834 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimp My Revenue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In what can only be termed a colossal misunderstanding, the creators of Frisky Dingo somehow got involved in producing an episode that revolves almost entirely around the (quite lengthy) list of options available on the sporty new tC from Scion. Their tagline is "It's what moves you." You can learn more about the new Scion tC at scion.com.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064834 +0000" stop="20260612065944 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XPO - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Killface and his company attempt to win the Xander Crews Inventors Expo competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065944 +0000" stop="20260612071045 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Killface, desperate for $12 billion to complete the Annihilatrix, decides to kidnap billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. But things quickly go south for our villain, starting just about the same time that Phil vomits in the minivan, and finishing up when plucky reporter Grace Ryan falls into drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071045 +0000" stop="20260612072136 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Room - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The entire Dingo gang, grievously injured in the collapse of the Annihilatrix's catwalk, have all ended up in the same emergency room. Killface muffs hitting on plucky reporter Grace Ryan, and then has an unpleasant interaction with a representative from his insurance company. Also, Xander Crews is nowhere to be found! Dun-dunnnn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072136 +0000" stop="20260612073237 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Antagone - S01E07</title>
    <desc>So, come to find out, plucky reporter Grace Ryan is experiencing some pretty unpleasant side effects from falling into those drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants: she sometimes turns into the ultra-wicked-bad supervillainess Antagone! And yeah, it's not the cleverest name in the world. But man, get a load of that rack...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073237 +0000" stop="20260612074343 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Faith - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Killface is... oh! Killface got blinded when Antagone spit formic acid into his eyes. So now he's blind. And billionaire tycoon Xander Crews... oh! He got kidnapped by these robots called the Xtacles who work for billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' alter-ego, super- hero Awesome-X. But then he escaped. And so now he and Killface are best friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074343 +0000" stop="20260612075424 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Odd Couple - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Killface and billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (operating under the nom de guerre of Barnaby Jones) are now roommates and bestest buds. But their friendship - even though it's based entirely on a lie - will be tested to the limit when Simon runs away with billionaire tycoon Xander Crews' robot pants. And also when Killface blinds Barnaby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062129 +0000" stop="20260612064400 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle of Vagina - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business as a legitimate scam’, but when one of her predictions miraculously comes true, she believes she has ‘the gift’.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064400 +0000" stop="20260612070630 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horny Bastard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy opens Regina’s first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070630 +0000" stop="20260612072900 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex on Ice - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he’s actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called “Jinksy”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072900 +0000" stop="20260612075130 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunts With Handgun - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cheech are forced to go to a cultural sensitivity seminar at an Indian reservation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061606 +0000" stop="20260612070030 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anchors Away! - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Ian continues the crazy and starts fresh on the conservative.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070030 +0000" stop="20260612074422 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dustbowl Dreaming - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Ian goes back in time on a movie car build.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061233 +0000" stop="20260612064010 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maybe Baby - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Becky takes Stephanie to the doctor to find out whether she's got a shot at motherhood. Kimmy helps Joey show his kids who's boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064010 +0000" stop="20260612070729 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding or Not Here We Come - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The gang is flying coach for Steve and CJ's wedding -- but Max and Fernando plan to sit in first class. Stephanie starts her search for sperm donors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070729 +0000" stop="20260612074310 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Best Friend's Japanese Wedding - S03E10</title>
    <desc>In Japan, Steve and CJ's wedding dishes up one disaster after another -- from a maid of honor who's MIA to a talking toilet with an alarming appetite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060442 +0000" stop="20260612062620 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fry and Leela's Big Fling - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Fry and Leela's romantic getaway goes awry when their vacation spot turns out to be an alien zoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062620 +0000" stop="20260612064759 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.: The Terrestrial - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After being marooned on an distant planet, Fry is befriended by a young monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064759 +0000" stop="20260612070937 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forty Percent Leadbelly - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Bender meets his hero, a famous folksinger who has been in jail 30 times, and wants to duplicate his success. This means duplicating his guitar too, which he tries to steal from a maximum-security prison, but fails, so instead resorts to 3D-printing technology to duplicate the guitar — again resulting in horrible consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070937 +0000" stop="20260612073115 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Inhuman Torch - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.</desc>
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    <title>Saturday Morning Fun Pit - S07E19</title>
    <desc>The Futurama gang stars in a trio of craptastic morning cartoons.</desc>
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    <title>The Revenge of Cobra (4): Battle on the Roof of the World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As G.I. Joe and Cobra race to retrieve the three parts, Zartan ensures that each side acquires one piece, and then steals the laser core at the Roof of the World.</desc>
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    <title>The Revenge of Cobra (5): Amusement Park of Terror - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cobra steals the Joes' piece of the dominator and assaults Zartan's base. Now in possession of all three pieces, Destro seeks to rebuild the weather dominator. The Joes locate the Cobra Temple and attack it.</desc>
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    <title>The Pyramid of Darkness (1): The Further Adventures of G.I. Joe - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cobra briefly attacks a Joe shuttle launch long enough to load it with its own forces. Shipwreck and Snake Eyes are lost in Cobra territory, and Zartan uses the shuttle to commandeer a space station and destroy Joe Headquarters from space. Meanwhile, Cobra Commander reveals a plan to deprive most of the world of electricity.</desc>
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    <title>The Pyramid of Darkness (2): Rendezvous in the City of the Dead - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With G.I. Joe headquarters nearly destroyed, the Joes establish a temporary base on the USS Flagg. Joes on the space station try to warn the team of Cobra's plan to plant cubes at strategic locations to create an electricity-inhibiting pyramid over the northern hemisphere.</desc>
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    <title>Gabby Gets the Hiccups - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It’s time for another dollhouse delivery! Gabby and Pandy share their new Meow Meow Mail with Cakey and work on a cure for a sneaky case of hiccups.</desc>
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    <title>Hamster Kitties - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A fuzzy delivery contains a cuddly surprise for Baby Box. In the dollhouse, Gabby and Pandy attempt to keep up with some cute and crafty critters.</desc>
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    <title>Kitty School - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As Floyd settles in for a tasty treat, Gabby grabs a new piece of mail from the Meow Meow Mailbox and prepares for an action-packed day at kitty school.</desc>
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    <title>Kitty Cat Cam - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fun is only a snapshot away as Gabby and Pandy set out to take a group photo — and make time for a picture-perfect scavenger hunt!</desc>
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    <title>The Brain Blaster - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To get better grades, Doyle tries a brain blaster and gets addicted.
He steals from his friends in order to pay for his habit, but Aimee and friends try to break him off of the drug.</desc>
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    <title>The Brat Pack - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Beef is punished by Ms. McBrain to take over a class full of little kids.
who are alot of trouble.</desc>
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    <title>Founders' Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Doyle, Aimee, Milo and Creep fall into Professor Icenstein's time machine and go back to the day that Galaxy High was founded.
But by being there,they alter time and have to make sure that Galaxy High gets created somehow.</desc>
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    <title>Martian Mumps - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone but Doyle, Aimee and Professor Icenstein get the Martian Mumps,a disease that turns everyone green and dull.

They must find a cure soon or the students and teachers will remain martians forever.</desc>
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    <title>Blood of My Blood - S06E06</title>
    <desc>An old foe comes back into the picture. Gilly meets Sam’s family. Arya faces a difficult choice. Jaime faces off against the High Sparrow.</desc>
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    <title>The Broken Man - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The High Sparrow eyes another target. Jaime confronts a hero. Arya makes a plan. The North is reminded.</desc>
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    <title>Texas Terror - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Texas Syndicate. They are the most feared Tejano gang in the Lone Star State, yet few have heard of them. The Syndicate is managed like an elite business, with a reach that extends from behind prison walls to the far corners of Texas. They will break any law to generate revenue but the gang's bread and butter is drug trafficking for the Mexican cartels. Now Gangland unearths how the Texas Syndicate rose to power, and the destruction the left behind to get there.</desc>
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    <title>Crip Or Die - S02E05</title>
    <desc>"Crip or Die" exposes one of the most infamous and brutal street gangs- The Crips. The gang started as a rag-tag group of youth on LA's Eastside and quickly grew into a terrorizing force in South Central. Today, the Crips are the largest black gang in LA with over 10,000 members. Gang members give an inside look at the lifestyle called Crippin' where it is survive or die--kill or be killed.</desc>
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    <title>Jon the Barbarian - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Garfield tells the tale of Jon The Cartoonist, who is in love with a woman named Mariah, but Bork, the tyrant leader of the tribe they belong to, makes sure that Mariah is his.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Uncle Roy to the Rescue - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Roy is supposed to spend time with his niece Chloe, who is visiting the farm, but he opts to go on a date instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064710 +0000" stop="20260612070957 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kitten and the Council - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Nermal is ordered to come before the Kitty Council because he is just too cute--which fills Garfield with delight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070957 +0000" stop="20260612073243 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Next Door Nuisance - S06E10</title>
    <desc>After Garfield drives his neighbors away, a loud singer named Larry Lark moves in, depriving Garfield of peace and quiet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073243 +0000" stop="20260612075529 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's It All About, Wade? - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Wade goes to see a Psychiatrist about his fears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060638 +0000" stop="20260612061907 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land of Later - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A group of inhabitants who live underground turn everbody into procrastinators.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061907 +0000" stop="20260612063131 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laugh in a Can - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The network adds a laugh track to Garfield's show, much to his chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063131 +0000" stop="20260612064359 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Non-Garfield Show - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jon pitches an idea for a TV show to a successful producer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064359 +0000" stop="20260612065628 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Caped Avenger Rides Again! - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Garfield solves a mystery of who stole a rare comic book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065628 +0000" stop="20260612070848 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superhero Apprentice - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Nermal becomes a supervillain to get revenge on Garfield's Caped Avenger routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070848 +0000" stop="20260612072112 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teddy Dearest - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jon sells Pooky as a new toy to Mr. Allwork.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072112 +0000" stop="20260612073335 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bath Day - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Garfield, Odie, and Nermal have a fantasy while in the bathtub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073335 +0000" stop="20260612074557 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What a Difference a Pet Makes - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Garfield answers fan mail sent in asking about pets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074557 +0000" stop="20260612075750 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garfield Gets Canned - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Garfield tries to open a can of food while Jon is away for a while.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061500 +0000" stop="20260612063752 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Possession - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Puck's first magic lesson for Alexander causes no end of confusion amongst the gargoyles, as the two transfer two of Coldstone's personalities into Broadway and Angela, while possessing two other gargoyles themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063752 +0000" stop="20260612070045 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon (1) - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Elisa is transferred to the night shift and given a new partner. Demona is stealing large quantities of a powerful disinfectant from Xanatos. And there's a new hunter in town, out to make sure every last gargoyle is dead...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070045 +0000" stop="20260612072338 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon (2) - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Goliath swears revenge against to Hunters for what they did to Angela, and flies out to take the battle to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072338 +0000" stop="20260612074633 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hunter's Moon (3) - S02E52</title>
    <desc>The gargoyles survive the blast, but the clocktower is destroyed. Now they have nothing left but vengeance. Meanwhile, Demona makes the last preparations for conclusion of a centuries old plan...</desc>
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    <title>Cardiff - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Pam and Mick are having second thoughts about the conservatory, whilst Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house-guests - all the Essex boys down for a big night out in Cardiff - and having a sleep-over at his place! Smithy gets in a state about seeing Nessa after their most recent embarrassing meeting, and Stacey makes a worrying discovery. But is telling Gavin the right thing to do?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wedding Vows - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life, and Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion. Meanwhile, Pete and Dawn prepare to renew their wedding vows and everyone heads to Billericay to help them celebrate. But how will Dave react to the bombshell revelation about the curry night in Essex?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071609 +0000" stop="20260612080010 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beach - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It's Bank Holiday Monday, and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach - even Doris is wearing her sundress! Gavin's heart-to-heart with his dad gives him something more to think about, and a dark cloud looms on the horizon when Dave arrives to find Nessa and Smithy enjoying all the fun of the fair.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Dog Flees - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chris Goodall is on an unusual vacation: camping at night by the Doghouse; and by day, building a '70 Chevy C-10 with a pal. That is, until his buddy unexpectedly splits. Can Chris finish and flip the car with Nate - before his time runs out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060923 +0000" stop="20260612063103 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Treat Me Right - S05E05</title>
    <desc>George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>George Takes a Sentimental Ernie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065048 +0000" stop="20260612071034 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071034 +0000" stop="20260612073018 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Tries to Write a Wrong - S05E08</title>
    <desc>George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job - S05E09</title>
    <desc>George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061921 +0000" stop="20260612064406 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With Love and Twitches - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The big day arrives for Smart and Agent 99, but almost without Smart as he is sidetracked by a bizarre case.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Laser Blazer - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Smart wears a new blazer given to him by a Chinese merchant, Lin Chan. Smart, however, isn't aware he posses a weapon in the blazer, and is mystified as object disappear around him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Farkas Fracas - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Agent 99 is caught without dessert, she gratefully accepts chocolate mousse from her solicitious neighbor Naomi Farkas. Naomi and her husband Emil are secret KAOS agents who hope to photograph some papers the Chief has with him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Temporarily Out of CONTROL - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Max as an ensign and the Chief as a yeoman suddenly realize they'd better get off the ship if they are to thwart a KAOS plot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061003 +0000" stop="20260612065233 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bell Witch Cave - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Ghost Adventures makes history as the first paranormal TV show to investigate the Bell Witch Cave in Tennessee. The Bell Witch, one of America's oldest spirits, is the first spirit Zak has encountered that has killed a human.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065233 +0000" stop="20260612073503 +0000" channel="C933.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sallie House - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Ghost Adventures heads to Kansas to explore the violent spirits dwelling inside the Sallie House. Zak invites a former tenant to investigate, but it results in a spirit attacking the tenant and causing a welt on his neck.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Beat The Reaper - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A woman lawyer fights to get a reprieve for a murderer who is to be executed in the gas chamber in 48 hours.  The convict insists he is innocent of killing anyone, but his dead partner comes to argue the point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063732 +0000" stop="20260612065811 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conscience - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A man's conscience has a life of its own as his secrets are exposed while he seems to be in a trance and everyone says he was the one that told them.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sleep No More - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A woman with a special gift for treating nightmares is herself afflicted with them after each session.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071912 +0000" stop="20260612073958 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point Hope - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious lighthouse keeper apparently saves a woman from suicide, but she says she fell when the bridge railing broke and she wants to live.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061640 +0000" stop="20260612070125 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Still Won't Die - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A rock and roll enthusiast expands his love to living teens by tormenting them into stealing. Melinda must also deal with the ghost of her scheming ex-boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070125 +0000" stop="20260612074558 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drowned Lives - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Melinda goes to visit friends who are experiencing problems with their house, she finds the ghost of six-year-old little girl who drowned.  Melinda then tries to help the family of the little girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062241 +0000" stop="20260612070620 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>hoMe - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The nation is split more than ever and the dream of the X-Men nears failure while the Inner Circle and Purifiers rise in power; Evangeline plans to discuss reviving the Mutant Underground; Lauren and Andy are still unable to agree in their dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070620 +0000" stop="20260612074926 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>teMpted - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Lauren stops sleeping so she can avoid the forces in her dreams pushing her towards joining Andy and giving in to her dark side. Glow is in trouble after being shot by the Purifiers, and Blink convinces the Morlocks to let Caitlin save Glow. Meanwhile, Polaris learns the details of what Reeva is planning, and Reed helps Lauren fight off her dreams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061703 +0000" stop="20260612064223 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Erika Tiffany Smith to the Rescue - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Erika Tiffany Smith lands on the island looking for a place to start a new resort, and a new husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064223 +0000" stop="20260612070742 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Guilty - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A crate containing coconuts is wrapped in an old Honolulu newspaper that read that one of the Castaways are being sought in a murder investigation.  The castaways become suspicious of each other and decide to recreate the events of the night before they sailed, in order to solve the Randolph Blake murder case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070742 +0000" stop="20260612073300 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You've Been Disconnected - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A storm washes up a Trans-continental telephone cable up into the lagoon.  Once again the Castaways are given hope for a rescue, as the Professor manages to break into the cable and rig up a telephone so they can dial out for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073300 +0000" stop="20260612075819 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Postman Cometh - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Castaways hear on the radio that Mary Ann's boyfriend in Kansas is getting married.  Mary Ann overhears the others talking about her, and mistakenly believes that she has been poisoned by the mushrooms she recently ate, and has only a short while left to live.  A hilarious dream sequence follows, featuring the Professor sounding a lot like Cary Grant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063121 +0000" stop="20260612071326 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Found - S02E15</title>
    <desc>When Dean notices that Rory isn't wearing the bracelet he made for her, she covers her shock at its loss and lies that she removed it because of a rash on her arm. She searches for it frantically all over Stars Hollow, not realizing that Jess picked it up after she dropped it on the bridge two weeks earlier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071326 +0000" stop="20260612075805 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's the Rub - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Emily and Lorelai go to a spa for a weekend of relaxation, Emily ends up bonding with Lorelai in a way that only her daughter could inspire. Thrilled that she has the house all to herself, Rory hopes to spend a quiet night at home doing laundry and eating Indian food, but her plans are foiled — first by Paris, then by Jess, and finally by Dean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061326 +0000" stop="20260612063824 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Centerfold (2) - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Carl must deal with a bomb threat and pressure to rehire a female officer whom he had fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063824 +0000" stop="20260612070313 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Custody Suit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Aunt Blanche pays a visit to the Chief on his birthday and threatens to take custody of the girls after seeing what looks like Nell and the Chief doing an indecent act in the kitchen, when she really was doing the heimlick maneauver on him as he was choking on a piece of his sandwich. In court, Aunt Blanche breaks down, after Nell tells her that Blanche really doesn't want her to raise the girls because she is black. Blanche then decides to drop the suit in the end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070313 +0000" stop="20260612072811 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Doo-Wop Girls - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Nell tells about her singing past with a doo-wop girl group. Nell and her two friends, years before she met the Kaniskys, decide to audition and get called back by a famous celebrity. However, the man likes the other two girls, and refuse Nell to be part of the group. Nell knows that the girls are going to visit her and haven't seen her in years, and in the end she finds out they are fat like her, and lost their singing careers after they gained weight.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Home for the Holidays - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Matthews clan hosts holiday dinner; Riley's grandparents and her Uncle Joshua come over, while Topanga stresses about her cooking skills; Corey's best friend Shawn sees his likeness in Maya and bonds with Riley.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Game Night - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Riley invites her friends along to join the traditional Matthews' Family Game Night, and Maya is excited to learn Riley's Uncle Josh is joining as well.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Master Plan - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Maya is celebrating her 14th birthday with Riley and the Matthews but is struggling with the fact that her mom probably won't be able to join them. Meanwhile, Cory and Riley devise a plan to setup Maya's mom with Shawn when he pays a visit.</desc>
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    <title>Girl Meets Farkle's Choice - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Farkle has to choose between Riley and Maya as dates to an awards ceremony that he attends annually. At first neither of the two are interested in attending the event, since neither of them like him the way he likes them; but after showing the girls how great of a guy he is, the two end up fighting over who gets to be his date. Meanwhile, Topanga, Cory, and Auggie have a book club with Auggie's girlfriend, Ava.</desc>
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    <title>Together - S02E10</title>
    <desc>In the Season 2 finale, Hannah attempts to write her book in one day so her publisher doesn't sue her. Meanwhile, Ray tries to impress Shoshanna with a bold career move; and Marnie gets the wrong idea about Charlie.</desc>
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    <title>Females Only - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Truth or Dare - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Hannah, Shoshanna and Adam take a road trip; Marnie moves into her own place; Hannah seeks inspiration to meet her editor's deadline.</desc>
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    <title>Gorilla Fun - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Diego joins his friend Juma back in Africa to search for two missing baby Mountain Gorillas who are going to be crowned king! Will you help find the future Gorilla Kings?</desc>
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    <title>Tuga Helps the Moon - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The newly hatched baby sea turtles need moonlight to find their way back to the ocean, but when Luna breaks apart, Diego and Tuga the Leatherback Sea Turtle need your help to find the moon's four pieces so she can shine brightly again!</desc>
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    <title>Whistling Willie Finds a Buddy - S03E06</title>
    <desc>"A duck and a jaguar make really silly friends!" sing Willie the Whistling Duck and Baby Jaguar. Willie's never seen a jaguar before, and the two quickly become buddies.</desc>
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    <title>Twenty Four Seven - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Short on time, the Hoffman Crew decides to run night and day in a struggle to get to the gold, while a federal mining inspector pays a surprise visit to both Fred and Parker. The inspector finds safety violations and both operations face closure.</desc>
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    <title>Rock Bottom - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A broken excavator sidelines the Hoffman crew; Parker Schnabel returns the mine to his grandfather; efforts to reopen a mine beget a clash between the Dakota boys.</desc>
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    <title>Missing In Action - S07E01</title>
    <desc>With Dustin M.I.A., the crew takes matters into their hands, hellbent on getting to the gold on Nugget Creek; bad blood between crew members derails the momentum and Mother Nature deals a killer blow, obliterating the creek beyond all recognition.</desc>
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    <title>Total Annihilation - S07E02</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of a 40-year storm, Dustin and Kayla return to their claims to find them completely unrecognizable. But amid destruction comes a miracle and the two crews must stage the mother of all comebacks to recover from the devastation, once again risking their lives as they turn rock bottom into bedrock gold.</desc>
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    <title>Mama Drama - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Adam does not get the part he wanted in the school musical, leading Beverly to cast him in a rival show; Murray insists on leaving sporting events early to avoid traffic.</desc>
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    <title>The Facts of Bleeping Life - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Prince Charles and Lady Di's impending nuptials inspire Beverly to plan a vow renewal; Barry hopes his band will win him Lainey's attention.</desc>
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    <title>Shall We Play a Game? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam accidentally gets Barry kicked out of a group of cool kids at school; Beverly is upset when she finds out that Erica hangs out with a friend's mother.</desc>
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    <title>Family Takes Care of Beverly - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Pops accidentally starts a fire in his apartment during a Halloween party, he’s evicted and Beverly invites him to move into the Goldbergs’ home. Pops’ wild lifestyle is soon too much for the family to handle and they decide to look into other options. Meanwhile, Barry stops Erica from eating Pop Rocks candy with soda, since according to urban legend, the combination would kill her. Since he “saves” her, Barry wants something in return from Erica.</desc>
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    <title>Big Baby Ball - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Meller singles out Adam during a game of Dodgeball, Beverly intervenes to protect Adam and gets Meller fired. But soon, Murray and Adam see him in a new light, so Beverly tries to get his job back…will she succeed? Meanwhile, Barry can't accept Erica is better than him in a new board game… Trivial Pursuit.</desc>
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    <title>Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but Blanche is reluctant to even speak to her since she deserted her when she was a child.  Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy who experiences a date with a convict.</desc>
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    <title>Feelings - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star which means he can't play in an upcoming football game.  Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist who she thinks fondled her during her last visit.</desc>
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    <title>Zborn Again - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing.  Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker.</desc>
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    <title>How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After the death of a friend, who had been a nun, Sophia decides she would like to become one.  So she joins a convent and moves out.  Meanwhile, Blanche gets into a car accident with Rose's car which leaves Rose with a lawsuit.</desc>
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    <title>To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.</desc>
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    <title>Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again - S03E23</title>
    <desc>The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sing a Song of Papa - S03E25</title>
    <desc>A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.</desc>
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    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
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    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
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    <title>Islands (2) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The twins suffer complications from their surgery forcing the team to make a life-changing decision. Shaun returns to the hospital after his trip with Lea and decides he needs a more permanent change – and gives Dr. Glassman his two weeks’ notice.</desc>
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    <title>Seven Reasons - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Shaun suspects his patient is lying about the reason for her injury and makes a controversial assumption about her motives. Dr. Melendez’s personal life could be affecting his work and, ultimately, his patients' lives.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The One where Diane Joins the Resistance - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Diane is encouraged to "do something" after meeting the leader of a female resistance group whose aim is to sink POTUS approval rating. Maia and Blum's plan for a plea deal goes awry when Assistant State's Attorney Spencer Zschau takes over the case. Lucca receives a surprising new divorce referral while Marissa helps Julius find a campaign manager to support his run for federal judgeship.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Fractured Inheritance - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Eleanor makes a startling discovery that tests her resolve, Tahani looks to make amends and Janet does some bonding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062248 +0000" stop="20260612064413 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Worst Possible Use Of Free Will - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Eleanor looks back on some forgotten moments from her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064413 +0000" stop="20260612070536 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don’t Let The Good Life Pass You By - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Michael and Janet visit the person they believe to be the blueprint for how to live a good life on Earth, and Eleanor turns to Tahani for advice.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Janet(s) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>With Janet's help, Michael hatches a plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072654 +0000" stop="20260612074851 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book Of Dougs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Michael's resolve is put to the test. Meanwhile, Jason wrestles with his feelings and Chidi surprises Eleanor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061257 +0000" stop="20260612065645 +0000" channel="C956.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Money - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Colin Sweeney accuses a television producer of basing an unflattering character and show on his life, Diane and Cary must prove that they are capable of handling his case as Alicia focuses on the race for State’s Attorney. Also, Alicia competes against Frank Prady for a major campaign donation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065645 +0000" stop="20260612074024 +0000" channel="C956.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind's Eye - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Alicia prepares for a key interview which could impact the outcome of the race for State’s Attorney. Also, Louis Canning pressures Florrick/Agos/Lockhart to agree on a settlement in his wrongful eviction case against the firm.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Anniversary - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After receiving the perfect gift from Cassie on their anniversary morning, Sam feels the pressure to reciprocate with a meaningful token of his love. Martha enters a bidding war with her nemesis Dotty for the new mayor’s mansion, which once belonged to a Davenport. Stephanie and her business partner butt heads about their food truck. Abigail and Donovan receive "misfortunes" in their fortune cookies that lead to both an unexpected discovery and more information about their families' curse. Meanwhile, Cassie hosts a guest at Grey House who hides her mysterious intentions for visiting Middleton.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Chili - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Sam finds himself without a crucial ingredient for his chili as the competition nears, he starts a chain of bartering that includes Martha, Stephanie and Abigail. Martha receives unexpected competition in her once-uncontested run for re-election and may have to put her stubbornness aside to compromise with her potential political adversary. Stephanie looks to lessons from her past to help a friend's daughter with her friendship woes. Abigail inadvertently reveals a secret about her father when she meets his new girlfriend, and his deception makes her worry about her own relationship with Donovan. Meanwhile, Cassie unearths a time capsule that reveals information about her current Grey House guest’s family -- and her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062735 +0000" stop="20260612065636 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is Your Journey Really Necessary? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gary &amp; Yvonne argue about her preoccupation with her OU degree course and his obsession with WW2. Warning Phoebe that the bombing will start early that evening, Gary takes her to Holborn Underground station to shelter overnight. When they return to the Royal Oak next morning, he is questioned by the police. Back in their Cricklewood home, Yvonne is worried when Gary fails to return from work that evening.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065636 +0000" stop="20260612072448 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The More I See You - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Gary asks Ron, who is a printer, to forge him some 1940s identity papers. Although he dresses for the part, Ron finds that only Gary can go back to 1940. While walking in a cemetery, Phoebe asks Gary to take her back to the 1990s with him. Back in the 1990s, Ron is angry, and Gary drives all the way to Huddersfield, where Yvonne has gone for her OU degree course, worried that Ron has told her about Phoebe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072448 +0000" stop="20260612075358 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Get Along Without You Very Well - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Wanting to improve their marriage, Yvonne decides to share an interest with Gary. News of an old lady leads Gary to believe he must return once more to 1940. Ron goes to Lithuania to watch an England football match as a cover. Gary is knocked down and comes to in the hospital with Phoebe &amp; PC Deadman by his bedside. With Gary's stay in 1940 extended, Ron decides to tell Yvonne that Gary has been held by the Lithuanian police.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061056 +0000" stop="20260612063341 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke, There's Goof - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Goofy is the town's new fireman, god help Spoonerville.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063341 +0000" stop="20260612065623 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date with Destiny - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Max says Goofy's getting married (to avoid an awkward moment at school), Peg sets out to find Goofy the ideal match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065623 +0000" stop="20260612071915 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Air - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Pistol wants to fly at an air show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071915 +0000" stop="20260612074200 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Me Out of the Ball Game - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Pete and Goofy get into it about their boys on the baseball team, much to the boys' dismay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060003 +0000" stop="20260612062124 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect School (2) - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After considering the thought a possibility, Brian decides to investigate the school further. He infiltrates the school far enough to find a room with a computer in it. Though it's no normal computer. The default program is the school's database. Brain clicks on an option saying ""Nursery"". He then sees a picture of himself, and it says that he is 95% complete. This confirms his suspicion that the school is cloning the children. Telling his friend CJ his findings, CJ agrees to help him escape. However, CJ has betrayed him. CJ was actually a spy, and Brian's other friends have been cloned. Brian might never escape...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062124 +0000" stop="20260612064242 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Werewolf Skin (1) - S03E13</title>
    <desc>While visiting his aunt and uncle in rural Wolf Creek, big-city camera bug Alex Blackwell is hoping to photograph something really scary in order to win Chiller Magazine's amateur ""shudder shot"" contest. Fortunately (or unfortunately), he doesn't have to look far, because when the moon is full, the woods are full of werewolves! Aided by his mysterious school-girl pal, Hannah, Alex has a plan-which includes a visit to the creepy house across the street-to break the curse of the wolf-skins in order to save his family...and himself!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064242 +0000" stop="20260612070404 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Werewolf Skin (2) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While visiting his aunt and uncle in rural Wolf Creek, big-city camera bug Alex Blackwell is hoping to photograph something really scary in order to win Chiller Magazine's amateur ""shudder shot"" contest. Fortunately (or unfortunately), he doesn't have to look far, because when the moon is full, the woods are full of werewolves! Aided by his mysterious school-girl pal, Hannah, Alex has a plan-which includes a visit to the creepy house across the street-to break the curse of the wolf-skins in order to save his family...and himself!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070404 +0000" stop="20260612072528 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awesome Ants - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Ben and Dave stopped at an ice cream shop. They ordered some very strange ice cream, as Dave says ""Life is too short for boring ice cream"". However, the ice cream was stranger than they thought as they found it covered with ants! People then began to scream as they found the whole shop infested with ants. Running out, Dave and Ben met a man from ""Nuke 'Em"" pest control, and Ben quickly left as Dave went inside with the exterminator. While inside, the exterminator started looking for the queen's next. He found the queen and squashed it, then gave Dave an idea for a science project. After ordering an ant home, Dave feeds them. Though, when Ben says they aren't getting enough food, they start feeding them hot dogs and more pellets than the ants are supposed to get. However, now the ants are growing larger and larger...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072528 +0000" stop="20260612074646 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bride of the Living Dummy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Katie, Harrison, Jillian, and Katie's annoying doll Mary-Ellen were seeing a show put on by the famous ventriloquist Jimmie O' James, who was using his dummy, Slappy. However, as most would know, Slappy is no normal dummy. He's alive. And, while at the show, it would seem that he fell in love with Katie's doll. When Jillian searched for her sister after she forgot Mary-Ellen, she met Jimmie O' James, and Jimmie gave her an autographed photo and she gave her address. However, Jimmie used the address to send Slappy to Jillian. And now strange things are happening around the house. Scary things. Evil things. And Jillian and Katie get the hint when Slappy steals their Mom's wedding ring...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061453 +0000" stop="20260612065805 +0000" channel="C961.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherman's Restaurant - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay visits Sherman's Restaurant in Greenville, Miss., where he and the team find that the 30-year-old restaurant needs a new menu and new decor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065805 +0000" stop="20260612074102 +0000" channel="C961.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Serenata - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon Ramsay visits La Serenata, a family-owned Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles, CA, where he and his team discover the owner has exhausted himself in trying to keep the restaurant - and his dad's legacy - afloat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062202 +0000" stop="20260612070252 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riding in Town Cars with Boys - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Lily  throws Charlie a party to officially introduce her to New York society. Charlie’s ex interferes with her future as an Upper East Side princess. Dan decides it may be time to tell Blair the truth about his feelings for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070252 +0000" stop="20260612074519 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Affair? - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Blair's flashbacks reveal the fallout of her and Chuck's car accident, which Nate realizes may have been caused by foul play. Meanwhile, Lily gets a private eye to locate Charlie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063801 +0000" stop="20260612072446 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>East Devon Revisit 2018 - S19E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin McCloud returns to Devon to meet Kevin McCabe, a man who wanted to build one of the biggest houses the programme has ever seen. Finally, seven years after it began, the herculean task of building this giant cob castle is complete. Has it proven to be the great home he originally intended, and does it prove as he hoped that cob is a viable material for contemporary architecture?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Feed the world - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Mark Unmuted - S20E04</title>
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    <title>Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dipper finds an unlikely friend to join him with his newest obsession — a board game called “Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons.”</desc>
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    <title>The Stanchurian Candidate - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Grunkle Stan decides to run for mayor, Dipper and Mabel have their work cut out for them trying to turn their gaffe-prone uncle into the perfect candidate.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Mabelcorn - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Roadside Attraction - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Grunkle Stan takes the kids with him on a road-trip to sabotage all the other tourist traps in Oregon.</desc>
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    <title>A Knife to Remember Adventure - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Honeybee and Wolf discover an outback-themed restaurant they can’t stop going to. Beef confronts his fear of small talk.</desc>
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    <title>Cillian Me Softly Adventure - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Autumn If You Got Em Adventure - S03E03</title>
    <desc>All the Tobins fall under the spell of the Fall Frenzy Dance on.</desc>
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    <title>Code Enough Said Adventure - S03E04</title>
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    <title>It's All Downhill from Here - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Ralph skis like a pro with the suit on, and stands in at the Olympics for a Russian skiier so the man can defect to America, and hand over top secret information that he stole.</desc>
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    <title>Dreams - S02E17</title>
    <desc>An act of kindness backfires when Ralph uses the suit to help a coworker with a personal project. This leads his other co-workers to take daring chances for their own shots at success. Soon, he must don the super suit not only to prevent them from ruining their lives, but also to save Bill from a vengeful, recently paroled killer.</desc>
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    <title>Jealousy - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Eb won't stop badgering "Dad" to buy him a car, though an increasingly irritated Oliver keeps saying no. Meanwhile, Lisa is busy lavishing gifts on little Lori. Feeling he's been replaced in the Douglas family, a dejected Eb runs away to find a new job. He stops by Drucker's store just long enough to tell Sam how Oliver keeps him locked in leg irons and lost his $4000 on a drunken gambling spree in Las Vegas. Eb quickly returns home to discover Oliver isn't the monster he's been claiming.</desc>
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    <title>A Royal Love Story - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Lisa tells Lori yet another version of how she and Oliver met. In this one, she was living in a Paris apartment with her father, the deposed King of Hungary. While he was plotting his return to power, Lisa was working as a waitress at a sidewalk cafe when Oliver stopped by for six bottles of champagne. The King wanted her to marry a baron who would bankroll his army, but Lisa loved poor American Oliver Douglas.</desc>
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    <title>Oliver Goes Broke - S06E05</title>
    <desc>After saying good-bye to Lori at the airport, a distraught Lisa seeks a job to fill her days. When Haney spots her applying at the County Welfare office, he assumes she's there for the free soup. Soon, all of Hooterville is convinced that "dumb dumb" Oliver lost his money and sent his wife out to find a job.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Mayoralty Campaign - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Mayoral candidate Oliver Douglas faces a surprise opponent when the Hooterville women nominate Lisa to run. While the men plot to improve Oliver's image, Ralph Monroe wages a campaign of dirty tricks against him that includes hotscake batter in his hat and an appearance by Lady Godiva.</desc>
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    <title>Lust In Translation - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.</desc>
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    <title>The Path of True Love - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Marlene has become fed up with her husband's inattention, and fears that their relationship is nearing its end. She seeks the help of a local marriage guidance counsellor, which proves so successful that she ends up throwing Boycie out, but the parting gives them both time to consider their lives.</desc>
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    <title>Home Brew - S04E02</title>
    <desc>While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.</desc>
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    <title>A Common Enemy - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Bob Whitmore returns to Memphis to remind Grace that he is the one in charge and to firmly encourage her to consider a new idea he has for Calvary. On a mission to uncover what's been going on between Noah and Grace, Charity makes an explosive phone call.</desc>
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    <title>Unwanted - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The fractures between Bishop and Lady Mae deepen and old wounds are reopened as he considers an invitation to preach elsewhere. Grace struggles to keep her secret and the church under compartmentalized control, the pressure mounting with every moment.</desc>
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    <title>Dream a Little Dream of Me (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alex is offended when Izzie talks about how great a man Alex is to Meredith. Derek is stabbed with the scalpel in the palm of his hand by Rose, while the Chief is stunned over Mercy West's increase in the number of patients, a deadly ice storm ravages Seattle.</desc>
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    <title>Here Comes the Flood - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the plumbing springs a leak, chaos breaks out at Seattle Grace as the Chief tries to put in place new teaching methods. Meanwhile, George takes his residency exam; and Derek attempts to get Meredith's roommates to move out, much to their surprise.</desc>
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    <title>The Kiss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Nick and his mother continue to battle the Mauvais Dentes, Monroe and Rosalee fight against the clock to save Juliette. More details are revealed about the source of Juliette’s illness, resulting in an epic showdown. Back at the precinct, Hank senses that something is amiss when Nick lands in hot water with the FBI. Meanwhile, Captain Renard continues to reveal himself as he deals with his estranged brother.</desc>
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    <title>Graduation Day - S03E26</title>
    <desc>At Mike's high-school graduation, family members recall moments when it seemed like his graduation would never take place.</desc>
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    <title>Fool for Love - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ben gets spooked at the prospect of asking a girl to a Halloween party; Jason becomes a disruptive force at Lamaze class.</desc>
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    <title>Birth of a Seaver - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Maggie goes into labor on Ben's 12th birthday and Ben confesses to a patient at the hospital that he's already feeling crowded.</desc>
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    <title>Movin’ Different - S04E11</title>
    <desc>After experiencing a hit-and-run, Ana is faced with a political and ethical dilemma, which leads her to seek advice from an unlikely source. Aaron is hounded by a freshman student who wants to see him make something special of their midnight class. Doug and Kiela experience a new obstacle in their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Right Now - S04E12</title>
    <desc>With her baby daddy Phil back on the scene, Nomi debates how involved she wants him to be in Luna’s life. Zoey tries to mend the friendship between Luca and Doug as an attempt to improve her internship experience. Vivek feels guilty after lying on his resume. Jazz struggles to accept how Des presents himself.</desc>
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    <title>OK Not To Be OK - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Jazz resumes therapy after a series of setbacks, causing her to grapple with cultural and personal perceptions surrounding mental health. Ana and Aaron innocently reconnect over their past, which makes Zoey and Vivek spin out.</desc>
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    <title>The Revolution Will Not Be Televised - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Tensions are high between Zoey and Luca as they rush to design a new line for Anti-Muse after a famous fashion collaborator wants to check it out. Aaron is asked to give a presentation on his Afro Salon but is put in a tough position when CalU asks him to make adjustments. Ana and Nomi explore local law schools and unexpectedly run into a friend.</desc>
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    <title>Can’t Let You Go - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Jack and Diane come visit Zoey on campus for a school project. Meanwhile, Zoey and Luca try to figure out their working relationship. Tensions rise between Kiela and Doug.</desc>
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    <title>Shadler - S18E17</title>
    <desc>Just before he's to be hung, stage robber Shadler busts out of jail, by slugging his last rites priest and donning the robes as a disguise. While burglarizing an uninhabited farm, the escapee helps Deputy U.S. Marshal Newly elude hostile lawmen quarantining a nearby outpost struck by a mysterious plague. Newly believes his pursuers are actually a ring of vultures waiting to loot the dying settlement. When Newly heads back to the besieged town, the fake padre insists on riding with him to minister to the dying citizens.</desc>
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    <title>Landfall - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A breakthrough by Cameron places her at odds with Gordon, leaving Joe to make a tough decision. Meanwhile, Hurricane Alicia spurs some personal revelations.</desc>
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    <title>Giant - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A visitor from Joe's past threatens his newfound connection with Cameron. Meanwhile, with Donna out of town, the toll of Gordon's work catches up with him.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Pains - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ten-year-old William tragically dies by eating food intended for his father's research rabbits. His parents, Terence and Laurie, subsequently adopt another boy, James. But James is a weird, aloof child from the beginning and shocking things happen around him.</desc>
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    <title>Late - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Offred visits Janine’s baby with Serena Joy and remembers the early days of the revolution before Gilead. Ofglen faces a difficult challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Punished by Serena Joy, Offred begins to unravel and reflects on her time with Moira at the Red Center. A complication during the Ceremony threatens Offred’s survival with the Commander and Serena Joy.</desc>
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    <title>Shine Bright - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The tools improvise to fix spotlights for a school concert.</desc>
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    <title>Not So Fast Food - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The tools repair a drive-through speaker during a lunch rush.</desc>
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    <title>Merry Go Round - S01E26</title>
    <desc>a broken merry-go-round needs to be removed from the park but it upsets the townspeople.</desc>
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    <title>A Very Handy Holiday - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools have emergency repairs to make all over town before they can attend a holiday party.</desc>
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    <title>Come Fail Away - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Hannah assumes that she will take to voice over work like a duck to water. Jackson is tired of Robbie treating him like a child. Rico outfits the Surf Shack with high tech equipment.</desc>
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    <title>He Could Be the One (2) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Miley's scheme to get Jake back into Robbie's good graces works out beautifully and she believes that they are headed for a happy ending. Things change, however, when Miley realizes that Robbie misjudged Jesse's true nature and she now finds herself drawn to the handsome musician.</desc>
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    <title>Got to Get Her Out of My House - S03E28</title>
    <desc>When Miley accidentally gets Lilly fired, Lilly becomes the Stewarts' housekeeper.</desc>
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    <title>The Wheel Near My Bed (Keeps on Turnin') - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Miley offers to share her own room with Lilly after Lilly's Mother gets a job in another state, but being roommates quickly takes a toll on the girls friendship.</desc>
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    <title>Miley Says Goodbye? (1) - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Miley starts to miss her old life in Tennessee. Oliver gets an offer to go on a concert tour, but his joy is dampened when realizes that he won't be able to see Lilly for six months. Jackson decides that it is time for him to leave home.</desc>
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    <title>Mizumono - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Hannibal prepares for his imminent departure with, he believes, Will. Will prepares for a departure of another sort, tying up loose ends, not sure if he’ll survive the trap he’s set for Hannibal. Both men feel that Jack deserves the truth, but what is that truth? Loyalties will be tested and forgiveness will be asked… and the inevitable battle between Hannibal and Jack is upon them.</desc>
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    <title>Antipasto - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After the devastating bloodbath at Lecters home Hannibal establishes a new life for himself in Italy along with the company of his own psychiatrist Bedelia.</desc>
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    <title>Nervous Romance - S10E16</title>
    <desc>During a celebration of Fonzie and Ashley's six-month anniversary of their first date, they recall the events of that evening.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Not at Liberty - S10E17</title>
    <desc>It's Heather's birthday, but Fonzie (along with Potsie and Roger) has to report for the Army reserves.  He promises Heather that he will be at her party, but he didn't count on Officer Kirk being the commanding officer.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Blue Yonder - S10E18</title>
    <desc>Fonzie and Roger miss their flight to Minneapolis for a teacher's convention, so they agree to go with Potsie's uncle, Omar, who has a small plane he uses for crop dusting and spreading ashes. Omar jumps out when there is trouble with the engine leaving Fonzie and Roger by themselves with no parachutes.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Man Win - S10E19</title>
    <desc>Fonzie is the best man at the wedding of an old pal, but the bride-to-be stops the ceremony after spotting Fonzie. Meanwhile, K. C. awaits word about a part in the school musical.</desc>
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    <title>Like Father, Like Gun - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Brad's dad receives good news on some medical tests, his new view on life is difficult for Brad to accept; Penny meets an attractive Italian, but she can only speak to him when she's drunk.</desc>
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    <title>Dave of the Dead - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dave shocks everyone by quitting his job and plans to open a restaurant; Jane and Max face off in silly challenges; Penny is exhausted by trying to keep up with her new boyfriend's friends.</desc>
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    <title>Of Mice &amp; Jazz-Kwon-Do - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Brad plays matchmaker to a co-worker; Penny regrets inviting Jane to her martial-arts class; Dave helps Alex with odd jobs, leading his friends to think he wants to get back together with her.</desc>
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    <title>You've Got Male - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A big chain coffee store becomes Alex's competition; Dave runs into his high school teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Girl With the David Tattoo - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Former couple Dave and Alex regret their couples tattoos; Jane feels Max is missing Mr. Right.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Catherine is still haunted by Kirsten's death, and her depression spurs her on her quest to find Tommy Lee Royce. Realising that the net is closing in on them, Ashley orders Tommy to 'dispose' of Ann, but instead he holds her prisoner in his mother's cellar. Following her hunch, Catherine manages to speak with Helen face to face, and is stunned when Helen admits everything. With all falling into place, Catherine's heroic actions are shattered when Royce murderously assaults her, leaving both Ann and Catherine to fight for their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064313 +0000" stop="20260612073746 +0000" channel="C987.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training camp with the Cleveland Browns #4 - S13E04</title>
    <desc>With camp cuts on the horizon, players on the margins fight for their place on the team. Some Browns players find their inner child. Star receiver Josh Gordon returns.</desc>
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    <title>Karen in the Middle - S08E25</title>
    <desc>When an argument with Seth leaves Ashley in tears, Karen attempts to broker a peace deal. Seth refuses, but Karen's gesture brings her and Ashley closer together. Plus, Bobby J takes a joyride on two-story tractor, and a watch snob finds himself on Seth's bad side.</desc>
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    <title>Million Dollar Deal: Part 1 - S08E26</title>
    <desc>A ventriloquist leaves Karen and Bobby J speechless, and an angry MMA fighter takes a swing at Byron. Plus, an odd couple delivers one of the biggest surprises in store history when they try to sell the Golds art they claim is worth over a million dollars. The paperwork is fishy but the Golds bring in an art expert who believes the paintings by Picasso, Miro and Chagall are real!</desc>
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    <title>Million Dollar Deal: Part 2 - S08E27</title>
    <desc>The Golds’ investigation into the million dollar art deal takes more twists and turns, but eventually, Les shakes hands on the single biggest purchase in store history. Then, a shocking phone call reveals the art dealers may be fraudsters and the mega-deal is in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Million Dollar Resolve - S09E01</title>
    <desc>The Golds have the opportunity of a lifetime when they stumble upon pieces of art that could be worth millions. But will they strike it rich or will they be left holding the bag? Seth gambles on a piece of Detroit history, and Ashley's patience is put to the test when dealing with a customer and his memories of his long lost cow.</desc>
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    <title>High Roller - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Les hands out his biggest loan ever on a luxurious Rolls Royce, leaving Seth and Ashley concerned that the failed art deal may have messed with their dad's head! Will this latest gamble pay off or will another shady transaction leave Les' ego in tatters? Karen gets an impromptu lesson in martial arts, but can she strike a deal with her sensei? Plus, size really does matter when it comes to monster trucks.</desc>
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    <title>Bachelorette - S02E09</title>
    <desc>It's Bachelor/Bachelorette weekend for Ivy and Kite Man.</desc>
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    <title>Dye Hard - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Alone on Christmas Eve, Harley reconnects with a now-sane Joker and heads to Wayne Tower, where their dinner is interrupted by an escaped Riddler and ParaDemons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065851 +0000" stop="20260612072146 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fight Worth Fighting For - S02E11</title>
    <desc>In order to defeat Psycho's army, Harley &amp; Joker need to track down Fables' storybook with the Justice League inside.</desc>
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    <title>Lovers' Quarrel - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Darkseid agrees to give Psycho the world if he brings him the head of Harley Quinn, so Psycho controls Ivy to set her against Harley.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Incredible Hippo - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Peter Potamus consumes radioactive pellets that transform him into "the creature," turning him green and tripling his waist size. Meanwhile, Atom Ant is charged with having high radiations levels in his home.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Babysitter - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Peter Potamus takes over Sebben &amp; Sebben in Phil's absence. Reducto babysits Peanut on his birthday. Birdgirl/Judy is searching for her father Phil. Birdman goes to his highschool reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Birdnapped - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harvey decides to temporarily run the law firm, which leads to a full scale revolt, naturally. Armed with standard office supplies like staplers, manila envelopes and an occasional hand grenade, Sebben &amp; Sebben employees form a massive uprising. Meanwhile, X, distraught over being ignored by Harvey, kidnaps Birdgirl to capture his attention - and his dinner plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064443 +0000" stop="20260612065619 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grodin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>X attempts to take charge of his life and transform into his best evil self, hiring Perfectionist the Life Coach to help him to become more evil in just 4 easy steps. Meanwhile, Devlin blazes in on his hog, forcing Harvey to defend him (again). This time, a kid sues him for being injured from one of Devlin's toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065619 +0000" stop="20260612070754 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harvey Birdman, Juror in Court - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Harvey suffers a mental breakdown in court, leading to the loss of a juror. At the same time, he's summoned to serve as a juror. On the same trial. But problem solved when Duplicator creates a 2nd Harvey to perform his civic duty. Can two Harveys win over a jury, when it's relatively clear that just one Harvey who tries really, really hard barely makes any substantial impact whatsoever? Meanwhile, Potamus claims sexual harassment at the hands of Judy Ken Sebben. Emotionally scarred, he finds comfort in support groups and hot interns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070754 +0000" stop="20260612072940 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Death of Harvey Birdman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Harvey is upset when he must redo all of his cases. He soon realizes he has a much bigger problem to deal with, and he'll need Peanut and Judy's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072940 +0000" stop="20260612074135 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bannon Custody Battle - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Roger “Race” Bannon fights his longtime partner in adventure, Dr. Benton Quest, for custody of Benton’s son Johnny Quest and Johnny’s buddy Hadji.  Harvey represents Dr. Quest, while Vulturo is Race’s attorney.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Very Personal Injury - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Apache Chief, the Native American member of the Superfriends, accidentally spills coffee on his groin. He sues the Javalux company, as the burn injuries to his crotch have diminished his superpower: the ability to grow to giant-size. Harvey represents Apache Chief, while Reducto is the attorney for the Javalux Corp.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Last Eden - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Five-O search for the criminals who have set up Hawaiian singer and ecologist Jimmy Nuanu as the fall guy for a sewage plant bombing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063505 +0000" stop="20260612072454 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny James, Tammy Wynette - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Guest Tammy Wynette sings "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad. Sonny James lets loose with "Mean Ole Mississippi."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061753 +0000" stop="20260612065949 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>18 Chefs Compete - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Ramsay splits the 18 aspiring chefs into two teams and asks them to present their signature dishes; the winning team spends time with Ramsay and chef Wolfgang Puck, while the losers set up the living arrangements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065949 +0000" stop="20260612074252 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>17 Chefs Compete - S13E02</title>
    <desc>The team that wins the Geoduck sashimi challenge spends time on a luxury yacht with Ramsay, while the losers clean and prepare for dinner service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061407 +0000" stop="20260612063637 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Edged Sword - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Palace Eternia has run out of Eternium, the fuel which generates all power in Eternia.  A young boy called Chad finds a sample while practising his training with his grandfather in the desert, and He-Man and Teela set out to collect it from them.  But the Eternium is stolen by Trap Jaw, who intends to use it to gain equal power to He-Man!  As He-Man fights to recover the Eternium and stop Trap Jaw, Chad learns a thing or two about the real dangers of fighting.</desc>
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    <title>Quest for He-Man - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Skeletor erases He-Man's memory and teleports him to a far-off world called Draenos, which has been rendered barren and desolate by pollution.  Cringer, Ram Man and Orko travel to the alien world to rescue Eternia's hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065909 +0000" stop="20260612072143 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orko's Favorite Uncle - S01E24</title>
    <desc>An evil wizard called Tauron casts a spell on Orko's Uncle Montork and his pet Gark, turns them evil and sets them on Grayskull!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072143 +0000" stop="20260612074412 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quest for the Sword - S01E25</title>
    <desc>He-Man's sword is taken by a peaceful race of Rock People who believe the sword gives them power.  Fearing that himself and Battle Cat may never be able to become Adam and Cringer again, He-Man must journey to the underground world of the Rock People to recover the sword.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>To Walk with Dragons - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An assembly line inside the Royal Palace near Man-At-Arms' is building new scout vehicles. Man-At-Arms catches Ram Man eating and tells him to eat and work at the same time.
King Randor comes to check up on the progress with Teela, Adam, and Orko. Randor is still working on his council and Teela tells Randor that Man-At-Armschasn't slept in days since Skeletor's recent victory. Orko is still afraid of dragons after the dragon eggs incident.
Meanwhile at Snake Mountain, Skeletor finds out about the council and figures out how to crash the meeting. Beast Man says he has the perfect beast to help them out. He shows them the Serpinataurs [flying serpents that are afraid of dragons]. Skeletor wonders how to get rid of the dragons until Stinkor appears. This gives Skeletor a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063016 +0000" stop="20260612065357 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Whilst visiting a village, Teela discovers further clues to her origins...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065357 +0000" stop="20260612071700 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Snake Men (1) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Evil-Lyn , Kobra Khan, and General Rattlor liberate the Snake Men from thier imprisoment</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071700 +0000" stop="20260612074028 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Snake Men (2) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Masters team up with Zodac as The Snake-Men attempt to re-gain control of Eternia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060015 +0000" stop="20260612064335 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rock and a Hard Place - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Was Cassus innocent or did he really murder an entire family?  Hercules was determined to find out before the angry mob lynched Cassus.  After a fight, the two men found themselves trapped inside an abandoned mine.  A large slab of rock pinned Cassus to the ground, crushing his lower body and condemning him to death.  When Iolaus found Cassus' estranged son Nico, and brought him to his father, Cassus finally told the truth: he was indeed a murderer.  He hoped his confession might save Nico from making the same terrible mistakes in his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064335 +0000" stop="20260612072726 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Atlantis - S03E22</title>
    <desc>After his transport ship went down at sea, Hercules found himself on the shores of Atlantis.  There he met Cassandra, a beautiful woman whose premonitions told her Atlantis was doomed.  But King Panthius, scorning Cassandra's warnings, arrested the young woman and her new friend Hercules.  Soon they learned Panthius' crystal-powered cannon had caused Hercules' shipwreck, and enslaved sailors worked the kings crystal mines.  Escaping the torture chamber, Hercules freed the sailors and came back for Cassandra.  They soared away to safety in a glider as the foundation of Atlantis crumbled, destroying the island city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062010 +0000" stop="20260612064301 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold's Thanksgiving - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Helga both think they are having the worst Thanksgivings ever. Arnold's Family are celebrating President's Day, and Olga is at the Pataki house. When Arnold and Helga go to Mr. Simmons' house, they discover he has a obnoxious family, so they think their families aren't so bad after all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064301 +0000" stop="20260612070723 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S03E35</title>
    <desc>There is a new kid at P.S. 118, but he isn't the playful type, and he doesn't know the definition of fun, so Arnold and the gang try to teach him to have fun and take a break off his busy schedual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070723 +0000" stop="20260612073056 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Trouble - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Arnold, Gerald, Helga, and Pheobe are all chosen to work together on a History project, and Helga and Arnold pour pain on each other. Grandpa tells Arnold about his share of girl trouble with his now wife, Gertrude.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073056 +0000" stop="20260612075438 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Arnold's reputation is in danger when he recieves the blame of something Harold, Sid and Stinky did.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063208 +0000" stop="20260612071509 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The stakes have been raised as each player enters the game for $500,000 as a new line-up takes over on High Stakes Poker. Guy Laliberte makes his High Stakes debut and is joined by Antonio Esfandiari, Sammy Farha, David Benyamine, Patrik Antonius, Jamie Gold, Barry Greenstein, and Doyle Brunson for this $300/$600/$1,200 No-Limit Hold'em cash game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071509 +0000" stop="20260612075809 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The biggest pot in televised poker history on this episode of High Stakes Poker that features Antonio Esfandiari, Sammy Farha, David Benyamine, Patrik Antonius, Guy Laliberte, Jamie Gold, Barry Greenstein, and Doyle Brunson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060743 +0000" stop="20260612065638 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Count of Monty Tasco - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A census taker disappears while working in the precinct; the Mullins brothers promise Furillo that Joyce will die if she testifies against Timothy; Daniels relieves Furillo of command; and Daryl Ann asks Renko to marry her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065638 +0000" stop="20260612074533 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nutcracker Suite - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Goldblume and Calletano try to figure out station command as Furillo tries to resist taking a drink; LaRue and Washington dog William Mullins to protect Joyce; and Renko finds he has similar problems to Jesus Martinez.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061141 +0000" stop="20260612063711 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carter Turns Traitor - S03E16</title>
    <desc>To get the inside secrets of a Nazi chemical warfare facility, Hogan and his cohorts must convince the Germans that Carter has turned traitor and wishes to defect to the Third Reich.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063711 +0000" stop="20260612070241 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Nazis for the Price of One - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Hogan's surreptitious operation --- as well as secret information on America's atom bomb project --- is threatened when it's discovers that a top Gestapo official knows all about Hogan's espionage activities and plans to offer him a deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070241 +0000" stop="20260612072813 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is There a Doctor in the House? - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Colonel Klink's sudden bout with the flu jeopardizes Hogan's plan to smuggle an underground agent out of the camp in the trunk of the ailing commandant's automobile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072813 +0000" stop="20260612075345 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hogan, Go Home - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Colonel Hogan receives a stunning message: he's to return home to the U.S.A. for a hero's welcome. The men of Stalag 13, convinced the Hogan will remain at the camp to continue his operation, are further stunned when he is overjoyed at the news --- and plans to bid Stalag 13 a fond farewell!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061312 +0000" stop="20260612063629 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago Hope - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jill plans on having a romantic evening with Tim when they go to Chicago, but Tim's business meeting takes all day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063629 +0000" stop="20260612065930 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor in the House - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Jill, Wilson, and Al are angry when Tim gets an honorary Ph.D.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065930 +0000" stop="20260612072246 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's My Momma - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Tim's mother returns she begins dating Mr. Leonard, Tim's old shop teacher, and doesn't want to spend time with Tim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072246 +0000" stop="20260612074545 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Twas the Flight Before Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve Tim and Al get stuck at the airport on the way to Binford's winter festival. Ilene makes Al choose between her and his mother. Tim and the boys beat Doc Johnson in the Christmas lighting contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061021 +0000" stop="20260612065322 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closer to Mom - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A New Orleans couple looks for a vacation home to be closer to her mom, and the ideal house needs space for hosting crawfish boils; Ben and Erin transform a dated home into a modern oasis, complete with two kitchens and a pool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065322 +0000" stop="20260612073622 +0000" channel="C1005.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clean Lines, Open Spaces - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After living in temporary situations after a tornado destroyed his house, a man is ready to find a home with clean lines and open spaces. Ben and Erin give his new place a complete facelift, creating an awesome midcentury modern home with a cozy study.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062225 +0000" stop="20260612071013 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Hats - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Brody makes a necessary phone call. Saul teams up with Virgil and Max to dig up some information on one of their own. Carrie finds herself preparing for the most important meeting of her career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071013 +0000" stop="20260612075808 +0000" channel="C1006.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Hearts - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Saul catches up with an old friend and discovers evidence of covert activities by Estes. Brody and Vice President Walden find themselves at odds over the future of their political relationship, while Dana and Finn come to terms with their own differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060233 +0000" stop="20260612064506 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make My Day - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A man claims he killed in self-defense, but Kenda has his doubts. Also: a civil rights icon is found decomposing in her house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064506 +0000" stop="20260612072740 +0000" channel="C1007.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Kill the Ones We Love - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The investigation of a deadly drive-by shooting requires Kenda to believe a burglar. Also: A double homicide is investigated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062556 +0000" stop="20260612071421 +0000" channel="C1008.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crosetti - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Crosetti's body is found and Bolander is the primary and he thinks the evidence points to suicide. If it is a suicide, there will be no honor guard for the funeral. Refusing to accept the death as a suicide, Meldrick launches his own investigation and tries to thwart Bolander's investigation. Bayliss and Pembleton make arrangements for the funeral reception. Pembleton has reservations about going into the church for the services. Munch works with his brother, an undertaker, to arrange for a coffin. The preliminary ME report shows Crosetti had a blood alcohol level of .25 and wide variety of anti-depressants, The verdict: suicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061208 +0000" stop="20260612063707 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man's Pride - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063707 +0000" stop="20260612070316 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV or Not TV - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070316 +0000" stop="20260612072928 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funny Money - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072928 +0000" stop="20260612075539 +0000" channel="C1009.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golfer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062209 +0000" stop="20260612064445 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Freeze - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The team must locate a terraforming device which could restore Blue Sentient civilization, and the Ice Zone it's in prompts Vert to bring in a new recruit. A.J. Dalton joins the Battle Force 5! The GearSlammer and the combination RigSaw debut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064445 +0000" stop="20260612070720 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord of the Kharamanos - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The Battle Force 5 search for a way into the Red Sentient Homeworld, only to end up on the Vandal homeworld. Tezz learns compassion and to be more of a team player, as he and Vert discover the Vandals' most important secret: their vehicles are being built by an enslaved race of super-engineers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070720 +0000" stop="20260612072956 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fusion Confusion - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When a freak accident causes Sherman and Grimian to switch minds, the Battle Force 5 must rescue Sherman from the Vandals and pull himself together before Grimian relays Earth's coordinates to Krytus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072956 +0000" stop="20260612075231 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouth of The Dragon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Battle Force 5 must enlist the aid of the Order of the Flying Fists to drive the Red Sentients away from Earth. Zoom's former master is more than what he seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062135 +0000" stop="20260612070533 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lockdown - S06E16</title>
    <desc>When a newborn disappears from the nursery, Princeton Plainsboro goes on lockdown, preventing anyone from entering, leaving or moving within the hospital. While House and his team members are trapped in various parts of the building, new insights about the team’s personal histories, relationships and regrets surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070533 +0000" stop="20260612074935 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight Fall - S06E17</title>
    <desc>House and the team take on the case of Sir William, a "knight" in a closed-off community of men and women living according to the ideals of the High Renaissance. As the team searches the medieval village for environmental factors contributing to Sir William's rapidly deteriorating health, Thirteen and Sir William debate the acts that define honor and loyalty, especially in regard to the "queen" of the community, one of Sir William's most frequent visitors. Meanwhile, Wilson starts over with an ex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060046 +0000" stop="20260612062217 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Character on the Central Coast - S214E11</title>
    <desc>A couple moves to be closer to their kids and future grandkids in Atascadero, California. They’re looking for a place with enough land for their large dogs and 21 chickens, but finding the right place in their budget will be a challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062217 +0000" stop="20260612064347 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A First Home in Philly - S215E01</title>
    <desc>A first time buyer has her sights set on historic row homes in Philadelphia. Her college friend and agent, however, struggles to get her to accept what houses actually cost in the current market.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Battling Over State Lines in Kansas City - S215E02</title>
    <desc>After a stint in Dallas, a family of seven are back in their hometown to buy a place in Kansas City. She's cost conscious and looking for a starter home on the Missouri side, but he's willing to spend more for a spacious home on the Kansas side of town.</desc>
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    <title>Heading South at Last - S215E03</title>
    <desc>After winning big in the cryptocurrency market, a New England couple decides to finally move to a warmer Savannah, Georgia. But with their wedding around the corner, they'll be forced to decide between spending on the house or on the big day.</desc>
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    <title>Under Pressure in Pittsburgh - S215E04</title>
    <desc>A young Utah couple feels the pressure to buy something quickly as they look to relocate for work in Pittsburgh. They're looking for a place that's move-in ready and close to the action, but finding a place in their price range will be a challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063918 +0000" stop="20260612073006 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 57 - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Nine weeks after Election Day, the Underwoods work to consolidate their power. Leann tries to track down a missing Aidan Macallan.</desc>
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    <title>Smallfolk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>With few options left, Rhaenyra summons a trusted knight for a risky venture and plots with Mysaria to catalyze the smallfolk. Meanwhile, Daemon’s unease grows, and Aemond takes steps to reshape the Green Council.</desc>
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    <title>The Rough Patch - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Lily comes up with a perfect plan to break up the relationship between Barney and Robin when they have a rough patch, but she needs help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke, in order to make it work.</desc>
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    <title>The Playbook - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney dusts off his "playbook" to help him back into the dating scene</desc>
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    <title>Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.</desc>
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    <title>The Window - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When a perfect girl finally shows up, the gang tries everything to help Ted, while Marshall takes action when he discovers a letter written by younger himself.</desc>
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    <title>Straight Razors; Black Pudding; Steering Wheels; Inorganic Pigments - S16E02</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Straight Razors, Black Pudding, Steering Wheels, and Inorganic Pigments and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063629 +0000" stop="20260612065747 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cast Iron Cookware; Biodiesel; Clothes Hangers; Stone Wool Insulation - S16E03</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Cast Iron Cookware, Biodiesel, Clothing Hangers, and Stone Wool Insulation and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065747 +0000" stop="20260612071904 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Needles &amp; Pins; Architectural Mouldings; Locomotives; Clothespins - S16E04</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Needles &amp; Pins; Architectural Mouldings, Locomotives, and Clothespins and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071904 +0000" stop="20260612074022 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Filigree Glass; Fish Food; Motor Homes - S16E05</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Filigree Glass, Fish Food, and Motor Homes and shows how each is made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060101 +0000" stop="20260612062232 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultima Evolution - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like an Ultima Evolution. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062232 +0000" stop="20260612064353 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ferrari California T - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The crew goes to the birthplace of the Ferrari California T to reveal its inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064353 +0000" stop="20260612070503 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaguar XF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The crew goes to the birthplace of the Jaguar XF to reveal its inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070503 +0000" stop="20260612072623 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rolls-Royce Dawn - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Rolls-Royce Dawn. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It’s Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072623 +0000" stop="20260612074750 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morgan Aero Coupe - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Morgan Aero Coupe. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go the birthplace of this roadster. We will reveal the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063641 +0000" stop="20260612071945 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jupiter: Destroyer or Savior? - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Beneath Jupiter's clouds lie our solar system's deepest secrets: from its violent youth, through the birth of life to the death of the sun. Scientists are discovering that the solar system, the Earth and every living thing exists because of Jupiter.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Messages - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Flynn and the ETU investigate violent attacks on U.S. soil, and discover the Hunters are working with human collaborators.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065724 +0000" stop="20260612074705 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid of Orleans - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a succumbing to a particularly nasty Hunter urge, young Regan learns the truth about what she is from her father ... and his knife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061646 +0000" stop="20260612070852 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missions - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The team's plan to con an auction house with a comic book forgery goes awry, when a corrupt copper decides she wants in on the play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060327 +0000" stop="20260612064500 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Impersonate a Guard - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Dennis Hope works at a store, using his job to study the armored-car guard routine. He decides to mimic a guard and rob stores. Hope is caught and imprisoned. He manages to escape and goes on a crime spree, until his past comes back to haunt him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064500 +0000" stop="20260612072632 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Shot in the Leg - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When a friend is fired from a restaurant, Konh Chung Bounnam and his friends decide to rob it. The plan goes awry and three people are killed. His friends are caught but Bounnam stays free. He hides until his need for money gets the FBI's attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063827 +0000" stop="20260612072950 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zeus, By Jove! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Caligula takes over as Emperor. At first he is hailed as a savior. But eventually the monster is revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061209 +0000" stop="20260612063816 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy and Harpo Marx - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Lucy decides to impersonate some Hollywood notables to impress nearsighted Caroline Appleby, who is visiting from New York. A mixup occurs when Lucy, having introduced her friend to "Gary Cooper," "Clark Gable," "Marlon Brando," and "Jimmy Durante," decides to impersonate Harpo Marx just as the real Harpo arrives at the apartment with Ricky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063816 +0000" stop="20260612070419 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Needs an Agent - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Ricky needs an agent, Lucy figures, so she nominates herself (unbeknownst to Ricky, of course) and heads off to negotiate with a studio executive to land him a role in a movie. Her strategy: use a nonexistent Broadway musical as a bargaining chip. It works too well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070419 +0000" stop="20260612073026 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tour - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Lucy and Ethel are abandoned by their sightseeing bus tour when they try to get a grapefruit from Richard Widmark's garden. When Lucy is stranded inside the garden wall, she and Ethel, who is outside, launch plans to get Lucy out -- but without comparing notes on how. Film star Richard Widmark guest-stars as himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073026 +0000" stop="20260612075613 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Visits Grauman's - S05E01</title>
    <desc>With only a week left in Hollywood, Lucy weeps about her lack of souvenirs. Her collection already includes a tin can run over by Cary Grant's rear tire, a napkin boasting Lana Turner's lip-prints, and a few other goodies. But when Lucy discovers that John Wayne's concrete block at Grauman's Chinese Theatre is loose, she decides to take home a souvenir to end all souvenirs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060332 +0000" stop="20260612062637 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iSam's Mom - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sam moves in with Carly after fighting with her mother; Freddie is stalked by a dangerous criminal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062637 +0000" stop="20260612064924 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iGet Pranky - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After Carly recruits Spencer to help her prank Sam and Freddie, Spencer can not stop pulling pranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064924 +0000" stop="20260612071230 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iSell Penny Tees - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When the gang goes into business selling penny T-shirts, Sam recruits children in fourth grade to help make them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071230 +0000" stop="20260612073537 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iDo - S04E05</title>
    <desc>An iCarly fan proposes to his girlfriend live on the web show; Carly must come to the rescue when a bride gets cold feet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064302 +0000" stop="20260612072707 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peru - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Reluctant explorer Karl Pilkington visits Peru, where he is unhappy with the Amazon jungle's toilet arrangements, and fails to impress a local tribe with his hunting skills. Arming himself with oxygen, the Mancunian then sets off on a high-altitude, eight-hour trek to witness Machu Picchu, the fortress city of the ancient Incas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062153 +0000" stop="20260612065052 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Room with an Alan - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Divorced radio personality Alan Partridge lives in a travel tavern and presents the early-morning show on Radio Norwich. After viewing a five-bedroom house with his P.A., Lynne, Alan has a meeting with the BBC chief commissioner to determine if he is to be given a second series.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065052 +0000" stop="20260612071958 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alan Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Alan is told he must sack his entire staff to stay afloat, he diverts himself by spending the day with flirtatious receptionist Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071958 +0000" stop="20260612074901 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watership Alan - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Just as he is ready to be the presenter of a boating promotional video, Alan manages to insult Norfolk's farmers on his radio show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062256 +0000" stop="20260612064659 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Joker - S12E11</title>
    <desc>The Jokers pose as lawyers pushing absurd contracts on focus groups, test their family businesses with disastrous radio ads, and end the day with an elaborate revenge punishment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064659 +0000" stop="20260612071102 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vac Attack - S12E12</title>
    <desc>The Jokers pose as pizzeria owners pulling off ridiculous dares, then scramble at a bagel shop to confront a harsh reviewer, before the loser faces a punishment that really sucks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071102 +0000" stop="20260612073507 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Subscribe To Survive - S12E13</title>
    <desc>The Jokers return as inventors pitching AI gadgets, prank deli customers with fake incident reports, and force tonight's loser to demonstrate absurd “apps” to parkgoers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073507 +0000" stop="20260612075910 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me, My Selfie And Eye - S12E14</title>
    <desc>The Jokers pretend to be bellhops and need to do and say what they're told while assisting unsuspecting guests to their rooms. Then, the guys need to give away tickets to an absurd made-up show they can no longer see.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061808 +0000" stop="20260612070123 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trundel's Will Be Done - S05E18</title>
    <desc>V.J. Trundel's widow takes Harriet to court to gain custody of Eric.But Harriet is determined that her nephew will not be raised in the home of the man who ordered the murder of her sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070123 +0000" stop="20260612074439 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moseley's Lot - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Gillespie learns that the son of an old friend is a compulsive gambler.The young man wants his father to pay off his losses.But when two gangsters show up from New Orleans to collect, his jealous sibling sees the perfect opportunity to get rid of his troubled brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061319 +0000" stop="20260612063538 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Overtime (1) - S04E17</title>
    <desc>To make clinic rent money, Marion rebuilds a youth center, where he confronts a bad guy from his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063538 +0000" stop="20260612065759 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Overtime (2) - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Marion wants to get Blake out from under Eddie's bad influence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065759 +0000" stop="20260612071953 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One House and a Baby - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Tiffany helps out her single-mom friend Shara. Meanwhile, Marion's paternal feelings worry Natalie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071953 +0000" stop="20260612074213 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All's Fair in Love and War - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Marion denies having feelings for Natalie, as he and Tito throw a bachelor party for Maxwell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060351 +0000" stop="20260612062651 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sidekick in Nam - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Bill Cosby for The Cosby Condom"
"HBO's Tired Comedy Night"
"Lil' Magic: Helen Keller"
"Tes-T-Shields Masculine Hygiene Pads"
"Sidekick in Nam!"
"The Ugly Woman's Blind Date"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062651 +0000" stop="20260612064949 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Marshall Santa - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Equity Express Blue Dot/Kennedy Carte Blanche"
"Tommy Wu Seminar"
"Homey the Clown: Homey at the Circus"
"Great Moments in Black History: The Jheri Curl"
"Kid Spike Lee"
"Fire Marshal Bill: Fire Marshall Santa"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064949 +0000" stop="20260612071246 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handi-Man and the Tiny Avenger - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Michael Jackson: Am I Black or White (cut from DVD)
"B.S. Brothers at the Funeral" (featuring Wonderful Smith as the reverend)
Darnel Bond: Agent 006 (cut from DVD)
"Handi-Man and the Tiny Avenger" (featuring Debbie Lee Carrington as the Tiny Avenger)
Close featuring A Tribe Called Quest performing "Check the Rhime"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071246 +0000" stop="20260612073546 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grim Reaper - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Me Want Maury" (cut from DVD)
"Frenchie at Lamaze Class"
"The Big Apple Airlines"
"Death Takes a Holiday (a.k.a. The Grim Reaper's Vacation)"
"Star Trek: The Really Last Voyage"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062118 +0000" stop="20260612064635 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fashion Show - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show, and like every school fashion show it's only for the coolest and best looking kids. This means our four heroes aren't involved - or at least not until the last minute when Carli's desperate, but their help proves to be a bigger hindrance than anyone could have imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064635 +0000" stop="20260612071146 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gig and the Girlfriend - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simon wants to date a girl in the year below and to try and impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil end up going as well which spoils Simon's chances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071146 +0000" stop="20260612073605 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will's Dilemma - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry. Simon ends up having his principles put to the test. Will has to balance up spending some time with a boring girl for the prospect of getting some real action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062440 +0000" stop="20260612070627 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Twitch in Time - S13E08</title>
    <desc>Emergencies don’t follow regular business hours at Pol Vet. It’s 911 from head to tail in a race to save lives this week on The Incredible Dr. Pol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070627 +0000" stop="20260612074921 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meow-y Christmas - S13E09</title>
    <desc>The holidays are here again with lights, decorations and a snowstorm! Despite the weather, the staff are determined to keep their spirits high.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064934 +0000" stop="20260612073923 +0000" channel="C1036.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Guilt, Models and Murder - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a transformation as the Hulk, David awakens in a room with a dead model and fears he may have killed her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063254 +0000" stop="20260612071412 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire &amp; Ice - S09E01</title>
    <desc>In the season premiere, tattooing is a team sport as artists from nine of America’s best shops arrive ready to battle it out for a massive $200K and the first ever title of Master Shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071412 +0000" stop="20260612075350 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossing the Line - S09E02</title>
    <desc>A massive twist shakes up the competition and a painstaking Flash Challenge puts relationships to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060041 +0000" stop="20260612062049 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spousal Support - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jesse Smith and Clint Cummings return to face unhappy canvases and their bitter better-halves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062049 +0000" stop="20260612064057 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice Guys Finish Last? - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Customer service is tested when Randy Vollink &amp; Mark Longenecker are confronted by their unhappy canvases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064057 +0000" stop="20260612070143 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Master Canvas Call Out - S03E01</title>
    <desc>In a Redemption first, Runner-Up Master Canvases defend their tattoos against the Artists who robbed them of the title. Cleen Rock One, Anthony Michaels, Jime Litwalk and Joey Hamilton return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070143 +0000" stop="20260612072208 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finish What You Started - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Tatu Baby and King Ruck return to complete unfinished work for unhappy canvases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072208 +0000" stop="20260612074233 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Tatt Wonders - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Artists get help from Tommy Montoya to ensure they don’t make the same mistakes twice on their canvases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061238 +0000" stop="20260612064108 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faulty, Okay?! - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Issa and her new man tread awkward waters at a work-related social event. Meanwhile, Molly juggles multiple suitors, and Issa plays defense against online attacks about her business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064108 +0000" stop="20260612070612 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surviving, Okay?! - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A family emergency finds Molly stretched thin between taking care of loved ones, staying on top of work, and zeroing in on her own perceived shortcomings. As a hectic day unfolds, Issa and her new man grow closer than ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070612 +0000" stop="20260612073259 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tired, Okay?! - S05E06</title>
    <desc>A distracted Issa mulls over work and love as she stumbles through the consequences of her falling out with a colleague. Meanwhile, Molly — still struggling to cope with family matters — finds comfort in an unlikely source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062207 +0000" stop="20260612064435 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So It Is Written - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Gadget arrives in an Arabian country where he is believed to be the prophesied one who will find a long lost treasure cave. Dr. Claw is eager to let his old enemy lead him to the treasure before eliminating him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fang the Wonder Dog - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Dr. Claw tries to abduct movie star "Fang the Wonder Dog" from the set of his latest film so he can ransom him.</desc>
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    <title>School for Pickpockets - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Gadget must foil Dr. Claw's plans to steal his new Gadget watch, and close down the school for pickpockets.</desc>
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    <title>Quizmaster - S01E65</title>
    <desc>A slick game show host mesmerizes contestants when they enter his TV program's sealed "21"-like booth, which is outfitted with hypnotic lights. The contestants are then commanded to rob banks and turn over the stolen loot to Dr. Claw. Gadget investigates, but becomes another victim of the hypnosis.</desc>
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    <title>Cooking with Claw - S03E09</title>
    <desc>MAD begins kidnapping the world's greatest chefs, so Gadget opens a restaurant to act as bait.</desc>
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    <title>Catnipped in the Bud - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When MADcat begins consuming large amounts of catnip, Claw sets out to wipe out all plants, including catnip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065048 +0000" stop="20260612071315 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuckoo for Talon - S03E11</title>
    <desc>MAD steals bells from across the globe so they can build a device to level London.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071315 +0000" stop="20260612073542 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fayre Game - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Gadget accidentally uses a time diamond to send himself, Brain, Penny and Talon back to the middle ages, Penny and Talon compete for possession of the gem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073542 +0000" stop="20260612075808 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picnic Pests - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Claw sends a robotic mole to spy on the HQ company picnic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060440 +0000" stop="20260612064753 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye Birdie - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Celia Baxter, a successful author, is almost killed in her home, Dylan and Lizzie's suspect list includes several people who may have held a grudge as she rose in stature in the publishing world. Also, Lizzie gets closer to learning the truth about the death of her fiancé, who was killed while undercover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064753 +0000" stop="20260612072709 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blast from the Past - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie are unable to identify a motive or connection when several average people blow themselves up using suicide bombs. Julian, concerned that Dylan could be exposing himself to past enemies, enlists Lizzie to talk him out of hiring a publicist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062015 +0000" stop="20260612064438 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parent Teacher Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After another day at the Earth skool, Ms. Bitters reminds the children that it’s Parent Teacher Night and that all the parents must come to the skool at the end of the day.  Zim becomes worried because his robotic parents aren’t programmed for such a task yet and he cannot permit them to blow his cover, so he attempts to help them become the parents they should be, but Gir’s carefree nature soon puts his plans in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064438 +0000" stop="20260612070811 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk of Doom - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Zim gets annoyed by Gir’s inept nature for the last time, he finally gets around to upgrading Gir’s guidance technology and he wishes to test its capability.  Initial tests look good so Zim wants to take Gir into the city to test and see if Gir can get them safely back to their headquarters.  However, when Gir forgets to bring the new guidance chip with him, Zim and Gir must find a way to get back home, despite the fact that they have very little understanding of the way the city functions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070811 +0000" stop="20260612073144 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bestest Friend - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Zim makes a huge scene over his inability to eat lunch food, he overhears one of the girls at school talking about how inhuman he seems to be and how he has no friends.  In an attempt to appear more normal, Zim decides to spend time with a student named Keef, though Zim soon finishes his plan and he considers himself normal, so he tries to get Keef to leave him alone.  Much to Zim’s chagrin, however, Keef continues to follow Zim around, so Zim decides to take unorthodox measures to ensure Keef leaves him alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073144 +0000" stop="20260612075608 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>NanoZIM - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Dib finally manages to get a picture of Zim without him in his disguise, Zim formulates a plan to shrink himself down into a microscopic size to get into Dib’s body and perform a brain wipe to prevent him from remembering where he located the picture.  Fortunately for Dib, his father has been working on some technology that may just help Dib stop Zim before it’s too late, though he’ll been to be careful because he’s extremely vulnerable due to the fact that Zim is inside of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061117 +0000" stop="20260612063432 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Golden Child - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Denholm's death means trouble for Jen, Roy and Moss, until support appears in the form of a mysterious, albeit libidinous, stranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063432 +0000" stop="20260612065837 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moss and the German - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jen tries to escape the romantic attentions of Douglas, Roy tries to watch a film, and Moss's attempt to meet new people backfires dramatically when he answers an online ad for a cookery course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065837 +0000" stop="20260612072013 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dinner Party - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jen's hopes for a sophisticated dinner party are dashed when she has to invite Roy, Moss and Richmond, and, for some reason, Roy finds something hilarious about her new boyfriend's name: Peter File.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072013 +0000" stop="20260612074416 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke and Mirrors - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060158 +0000" stop="20260612062403 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Texts - S14E05</title>
    <desc>During their trip to the Philadelphia Zoo, Mac sets up a text group chain for The Gang, but confusion sets in and The Gang must learn from the meerkats on how to communicate properly in a group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062403 +0000" stop="20260612064556 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Janitor Always Mops Twice - S14E06</title>
    <desc>In the black-and-white noir world of his memory, Charlie navigates the seedy underbelly of Philadelphia as Frank has been "diarrhea poisoned," and it's up to Charlie to clean up the mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064556 +0000" stop="20260612070419 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Solves Global Warming - S14E07</title>
    <desc>As a record-breaking heat wave overtakes Philly, the Gang plans to profit from global warming by pumping up the A/C so people will congregate at Paddy’s and save energy at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070419 +0000" stop="20260612072603 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paddy's Has a Jumper - S14E08</title>
    <desc>Trapped inside Paddy's with a suicide jumper on the roof, the Gang wonders if they should bother intervening with an algorithm of their own - Could he, would he, should we?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072603 +0000" stop="20260612074657 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Woman's Right to Chop - S14E09</title>
    <desc>When a trendy new hair salon opens up right next door to Paddy’s, Dennis and Frank go on the offensive to stop women from cutting off their hair. Meanwhile, Mac is reunited with his childhood dog Poppins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061915 +0000" stop="20260612070048 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yipee Ki Brain, Motherscratcher - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When Liv consumes the brain of a vice detective who doesn’t play by the rules, her newfound recklessness gets her into trouble. Meanwhile, Major is coming really close to discovering Liv’s secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070048 +0000" stop="20260612074229 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insane in the Germ Brain - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Liv does Clive a solid and agrees to consume germaphobe brain during flu season. Ravi continues his role as surrogate father to Isobel. Major finally gets to the bottom of things, and Chase continues to spiral out of control. Lastly, Peyton struggles with a very important decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063208 +0000" stop="20260612071329 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sixth Juror - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Harm and Mac are assigned to a case in south Florida involving the shooting death of a local car dealers son outside a popular bar. The Gen. requests that P.O. Coates be allowed to go along and assist Mac. The jury pool of base personnel is quickly depleted as most everyone on the base knew the accused, his former and very popular girlfriend, or had formed an opinion about the case. As a result Coates is forced to sit in as the Sixth Juror.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071329 +0000" stop="20260612075449 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of Darkness - S10E13</title>
    <desc>A Marine is charged with theft (stealing a car from an Iraqi), MG. Cresswell meets up with his old friend from Iraq but soon finds out that his friend is the father of the son that the Marine stole the car off of. Big Bud meanwhile is called up for service in Iraq but doesn't want to go and asks Bud for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061853 +0000" stop="20260612064123 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jamie feels guilty after his deception causes problems between Fancy (Garcelle Beauvais) and Silas (Alan F. Smith); Helen and Junior (Garrett Morris) learn that honesty isn't always the best policy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064123 +0000" stop="20260612070352 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men-o-pause - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Helen's youthful new look leaves Junior feeling like a senior citizen, so he asks for Jamie's help---and ends up with a makeover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070352 +0000" stop="20260612072621 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swing Out Sister - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Jamie's little sister, Kim, visits from Texas with big plans that her meddlesome brother objects to. Meanwhile, things begin to heat up between Braxton and his new friend Cameron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072621 +0000" stop="20260612074851 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is There a Doctor in the House? - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Silas gets called into surgery, Jamie steps in to escort Fancy to her high-school reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060802 +0000" stop="20260612065911 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right Ho! Jeeves - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Gussie Fink-Nottle is to visit Deverill Hall but gets drunk and ends up sentenced to 14 days in jail. Bertie is also due there, where Aunt Agatha is trying to match him up with Gertrude Winkworth. So that Gussie doesn't get in trouble, Bertie turns up pretending to be him, but then Gussie turns up too (having just been fined) with Jeeves posing as his butler. Gussie pretends to be Bertie and woos Gertrude successfully. Meanwhile, Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright, who is in love with Gertrude, appears (he has been rejected by the fierce Dame Daphne Winkworth and her four sisters), pretending to be Bertie's butler. When it seems that things can't get any worse, Aunt Agatha and Gussie's girlfriend Madeline Bassett turn up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065911 +0000" stop="20260612075021 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Off the Press - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Sir Watkyn Bassett is writing his memoirs of his misspent youth, which also include a lot of other misspent youths of people who are now famous. Bertie, who has just become engaged, is sent to destroy the manuscript. Guests at the house include would-be dictator Roderick Spode, Gussie Fink-Nottle and, nearby, another old enemy of Bertie's, Constable Oates. The local vicar is Stinker Pinker. Added to this is a number of tough young ladies, a local play and a dog that gets arrested, all of which means a lively time for Bertie and Jeeves.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A New Girl in Town - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Florence is excited when she learns that her 18 year old cousin, Rhonda, is coming to New York for a visit.  This leads Louise and Florence to trick George into allowing her to stay with them.  However, her plans for a short visit change when she decides to live permanently in New York.  This leads to an argument with Florence which follows with Rhonda moving out and getting a job as a mud wrestler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063226 +0000" stop="20260612065722 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Otis - S10E18</title>
    <desc>George is all excited about having a magazine expose done on him and his cleaning business.  However, the magazine wants to present a non-stereo typical view of blacks, and this is a problem for Otis, a shoeshine man who has his stand right out side of George's Harlem store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065722 +0000" stop="20260612072222 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hart to Heart??? - S10E19</title>
    <desc>Ralph, the doorman, wants a raise and Louise and George give him the confidence he needs to ask Mr. Whittendale.  However, the results are totally unexpected to him, when Mr. Whittendale announces, the fact that he will no longer be needed since they're going to install an automatic elevator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072222 +0000" stop="20260612074721 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George's Old Girl Friend - S10E20</title>
    <desc>Louise finds a perfume soaked letter in the mail to George from an old girlfriend.  After a discussion, Louise decides to allow him to meet with her, which turns out to be a big mistake.  Almost as soon as she arrives, she pulls a gun on him with intent to kill him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060136 +0000" stop="20260612064239 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All in the Family - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Word gets out that Vinny and Angelina hooked up, and Mike threatens to let Angelina's new beau in on the secret. Meanwhile, Vinny's family comes to visit, and later, Pauly and Vinny fall for the same girl</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064239 +0000" stop="20260612072336 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirty Pad - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Things go south for Angelina when the house learns she slept with Jose after smushing Vinny. Then she gets too close to a guy Snooki hooked up with. But it's the last straw when The Situation discovers more unpleasantness in the bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Las Venus - S01E13</title>
    <desc>George and Jane visit Las Venus for gambling and entertainment. The trip is paid by Spacely because George has to try to sell some sprockets to a female client. Now George has to please his wife and the client.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062947 +0000" stop="20260612065537 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elroy's Pal - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Elroy's wins a contest to meet his big hero 'Nimbus the Great' from the TV show. Unfortunately the player is very ill and cannot come. George stands up for Elroy and visits 'Nimbus' to prevent a disappointment for Elroy. The only solution is to have George wear a Nimbus suit and visit Elroy ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065537 +0000" stop="20260612072120 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test Pilot - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spacely wants to test a new everything-proof jacket. By mistake George's doctor tells him he has only a couple of days left to live. Now who would be a better victim to test the jacket than George?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072120 +0000" stop="20260612074712 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Millionaire Astro - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Astro turns out to be the long-lost dog of a millionaire. The Jetsons have to let Astro go. Now Astro has everything a dog can wish for, except the love of the Jetson family ...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061051 +0000" stop="20260612063058 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Said She Said - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim and Jeannie have a huge fight and seek Father Nicholas's counsel only to discover what they are truly in conflict about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063058 +0000" stop="20260612065129 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Brother's Keeper - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jim’s brother visits New York and makes a life altering decision. Jim must decide if he should support his brother or follow his heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065129 +0000" stop="20260612071243 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim at the Museum - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim takes all of his kids to the museum by himself and has an adventure that no one will forget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071243 +0000" stop="20260612073315 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bosom Buddies - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jeannie heads out of town with the kids and Jim navigates New York City alone for the weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073315 +0000" stop="20260612075345 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mike Gaffigan Show - S02E12</title>
    <desc>During a scary storm, Jim consoles his children by telling them a story from his own childhood and in the process learns an important lesson about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060553 +0000" stop="20260612070330 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving My Tears 'Til It’s Official - S02E03</title>
    <desc>At trial, prosecutors revisit the 1982 disappearance of Bob’s first wife Kathie and make the case that Susan helped Bob cover up the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070330 +0000" stop="20260612075119 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unluckiest Man in the World - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Longtime Durst confidant Stewart Altman defends him on the stand, but when his wife Emily testifies, she reveals crucial new details.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060306 +0000" stop="20260612060940 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talk to Me, Baby - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Our favourite oaf gets on a talk show hosted a covergirl supermodel named Vendela and experiences first hand how life is like in Televisionland!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060940 +0000" stop="20260612061710 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hip Hop Flop - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Johnny hears of a hip-hop croup named The Round Pound and seeks advice from them after getting them a turntable to gain love to a female hip-hop fan!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061710 +0000" stop="20260612062413 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Blanket Bravo - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Johnny scores a hot chick but her boyfriend is jealous and decides to take on Johnny in a surfing contest which would be judged by a shark!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062413 +0000" stop="20260612063047 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Earth Didn't Move Around Very Much - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bravo explains to the court about how time froze yesterday and how he took advantage of it by eating candy without paying for it, having a free supper and spending a night at a hotel without paying for a key!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063047 +0000" stop="20260612063815 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aisle of Mixed-Up Toys - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Aisle Of Mixed Up Toys   In order to get a little girl's adult sister to love him, Johnny must get some toys to sell for the homeless and when he gets to the toy store, he has to take part in a big war!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063815 +0000" stop="20260612064518 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Teacher - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A robber robs Mr.Goodman, the karate teacher and Johnny helps him and the robber is pretending to be giving him a test for the next belt level.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064518 +0000" stop="20260612065153 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Wolf in Chick's Clothing - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Johnny goes out with a girl named Fluffy who changes into a wolf on full moons and Johnny and Fluffy spend the whole night out to wait for the sunrise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065153 +0000" stop="20260612065923 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intensive Care - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Suzy is in the hospital and Mrs. Bravo and Johnny come to cheer her up and Johnny sees this nurse and every time he tries to get to her assistant Hons shows up and hurts Johnny and in the end Suzy and Johnny both caught the chicken measles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065923 +0000" stop="20260612070627 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jumbo Johnny - S01E27</title>
    <desc>To become more muscular and bigger, Johnny purchases a new product called ""Uber Mass"". In the instructions said that it will take approximately 6 weeks to work, but Johnny did not care and drinks most of the entire surplus. As a result, Johnny becomes a FAT man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070627 +0000" stop="20260612071301 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Gift - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Suzy creates a lemonade stand to earn money to buy a present for her mother for Mother's Day. When she sells her creative lemonade recipe to a big company for millions of dollars, she is able to spend the money for her mother. Johnny needed to find a way to get a pair of bunny slippers for his mother, by applying for jobs such as a battery tester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071301 +0000" stop="20260612072031 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravo, James Bravo - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Stuck together, Johnny and Jane had to capture Dr. Pencilneck and bring him to justice to get themselves removed from each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072031 +0000" stop="20260612072734 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Batty - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Lois decides to make Johnny join the undead so she can make her undead campanion, Woody, jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072734 +0000" stop="20260612073408 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Berry the Butler - S01E31</title>
    <desc>As a prize for winning a contest, popular singer, Berry Vanderbolton would visit Bunny Bravo, and become her butler. Johnny uses this to his advantage by having Berry doing everything he wanted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073408 +0000" stop="20260612074137 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red-Faced in the White House - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Johnny gets a date with the President's daughter, and they go sightseeing in Washington with the Secret Service following them. Having her first human boyfriend, she realizes that human boys were a lot stranger and dumber than robot ones.</desc>
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    <title>The Man Who Cried Clown - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Johnny keeps seeing this clown, who is there to balance the wing and Johnny tries to get rid of the clown.</desc>
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    <title>Johnny Real Good - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Johnny is trying to earn to earn money for a car so he babysits this kid named Timmy, who has powers and does bad stuff to Johnny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612075514 +0000" stop="20260612075717 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Talky Tabitha! - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Suzy got this new doll called Little Talky Tabitha and it talked to Johnny without its string being pulled and she threatened and did bad stuff to Johnny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612075717 +0000" stop="20260612075937 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Bravo Meets Adam West! - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Mrs Bravo is supposed to be home at 6:00 after shopping but at 6:01, she is not home! Johnny sets out to find her! He gains the help of the original Batman, Adam West! They follow a ridiculous trail of clues that lead them of course to jail!</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Anubis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Ahmed Kareem steals the statue of Anubis from the Temple of Anubis.  He plans to implicate an outsider for the theft, and unify Arab nations against the outside world.  The outsider he chooses is Benton Quest!  But his plan almost succeeds: he traps Dr. Quest and Race in an old tomb with the statue.  There they will be found with the statue.  In the end, he discovers the horrifying truth: the Curse of Anubis - death to those who violate his temple - is all too real. Anubis sends someone to retrieve his statue and punish Dr. Kareem.</desc>
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    <title>Pursuit of the Po-Ho - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Emil Hartmann, an anthropologist, is studying the Po Ho Indians when they capture him.  His wife Dreena calls Dr. Quest for help.
The Quest team arrives at the Hartmann's home, determined to recover the doctor.  When Dr. Quest examines the spot where Dr. Hartmann disappeared, he, too, is taken!  Now Race and the boys must find both men.  But why were they taken?  The answer is a sinister one -- the men are to be sacrified to the Po Ho fire god in a gruesome ceremony that involves the victims, a pit, and a whole lot of hot coals.
Race makes a few engineering changes to the canoes, then dyes himself purple and pretends to be the water god -- if he can distract the Indians long enough, he can free the two scientists.  But it doesn't work -- the Indians aren't scared enough of their water god to risk angering their fire god.
So Race sneaks back at night, and manages to free Emil Hartmann.  But as he's freeing Dr. Quest, a sentry wakes up, and the entire tribe is quickly roused.  A chase</desc>
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    <title>Riddle of the Gold - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Maharajah of Jahilipur, and his associate, Abdul Kassim, have completed Phase One of their plan to produce fake gold! They've faked the death of Professor Gunderson, inventor of the process, and imprisoned him in a worked out mine. There, he will produce false gold for them. Agent Corbin of Intelligence One realizes there's skulduggery afoot. He knows the mine from which "gold" is flowing was tapped out fifty years ago. What he doesn't know is where the gold is really coming from. That's where the Quest team enters the picture. Under cover of a tiger hunt, the Quest team travels to Jahililpur to uncover the scheme and put a stop to it. Surviving several attempts on their lives, they reach the mine, and thwart Kassim. But the real mastermind promises Doctor Quest that they'll meet again...</desc>
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    <title>Treasure of the Temple - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Quest team, and guide Montoya, are searching for the lost city of MÃ¡lÃ¡tan in South America.  From the start, the expedition is plagued by accidents and ill omens.  It turns out these are the work of Perkins, who is trying to scare off the Quest team, as he has scared off others.  This will give him a clear field to search for the treasure legend says is hidden somewhere in the city.
Meanwhile, the Quest team finds and frees an Indian who Montoya staked out as a warning to other workers -- work, or be punished!
The last straw is when the boys' tent catches fire (with a little help).  Dr. Quest decides it's too dangerous to stay; the team packs up and prepares to leave -- when Jonny happens to learn against the right panel, which opens!  Jonny has found the treasure!  Too bad Perkins has found the team!
Locked in a dank cell, the team ponders escape ... which comes in the form of the native they'd saved earlier, who knows a secret way out of the cell!  From there, the team must evade</desc>
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    <title>Roadside Barn - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Follow the old dirt road to that quaint country barn nestled in nature's greenery - Bob Ross paints your destination today.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063442 +0000" stop="20260612070238 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Accident - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Supple sky, fluffy trees and playful rushing river are created by Bob Ross, simply from correcting common mistakes on canvas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070238 +0000" stop="20260612073022 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Knoll - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Bob Ross paints a beautiful monochromatic scene with delicate leafless trees and rich grassy meadow cuddling a sweet cottage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073022 +0000" stop="20260612075813 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mountain Reflections - S12E02</title>
    <desc>With his trusty brushes, Bob Ross takes us to a beautiful lake hideaway nestled below a towering mountain.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Unpaid bills. - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Birthday-party brawl; Court date confusion - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Agent sues writer. - S02E20</title>
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    <title>Masseuse; child support. - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Personal possessions; unpaid loan. - S02E22</title>
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    <title>19 - S22E19</title>
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    <title>20 - S22E20</title>
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    <title>Hereafter (1) - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After Superman makes the ultimate sacrifice to save his fellow heroes, the Justice League and rest of the grieving planet must learn to live in a world without Superman.</desc>
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    <title>Hereafter (2) - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Superman finds himself on a devastated future Earth with the man responsible - Vandal Savage.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wild Cards (1) - S02E21</title>
    <desc>In the ultimate reality show, the Joker pits the Justice League against the clock and against the Royal Flush Gang as the Justice League races to find and disarm all the bombs he's planted along the Strip in Las Vegas.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wild Cards (2) - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The League manage to defuse the Joker's bombs and defeat the four active members of the Royal Flush Gang...but the Joker has an Ace in the hole as he executes his real master plan.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sounding - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Ava makes a drastic decision, Raylan turns to an old friend for help. A suspicious Duffy looks into Ava’s release from prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065257 +0000" stop="20260612073633 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alive Day - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Raylan investigates a murder that has sown discord in Markham's camp. Boyd's latest heist forces him to revisit his mining days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061435 +0000" stop="20260612064303 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daisy's Toyboy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to make Onslow jealous, Daisy finds herself a toyboy. However the plan fails and Daisy sends Onslow to the Church hall to meet Richard, in a final ploy to get him to notice her antics.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Christening - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Daisy and Onslow’s granddaughter Kylie is getting christened, but Hyacinth is unimpressed because there has not been a wedding first. The day does not get any better for Hyacinth when she and Richard are forced to come to the rescue of the baby's mother Stephanie, whose transport has broken down. The leading lady then learns the baby's mother is a hippie, who is unaware of the baby’s father.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Strange Man - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth's house, thus she tells Richard they will have to move house. However her opinions change when discovering who the man really is. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Free Khloé - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Kris is furious at Khloé when she goes to jail for violating her probation. Kris believes her meltdown might have something to do with the upcoming anniversary of Robert Kardashian's death. Khloé is sentenced 30 days in jail. Kris talks to her mom about her feelings and visits her late ex-husband's grave.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Kourt's First Cover - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Kourtney hires Kris as her manager after 944 Magazine asks her to do a cover shoot. However, Kris does not do well managing both Kourtney and Kim, who must go to Comic-Con and promote her new film, Disaster Movie. Rob and Adrienne encounter problems when they move in together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065257 +0000" stop="20260612071516 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'd Rather Go Naked... or Shopping - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Khloé faces pressure about her weight when she decides to do PETA's "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. Kris and Kourtney confront Kim about her shopping addiction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071516 +0000" stop="20260612073734 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pussycat Vision - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kim gets LASIK eye surgery after struggling to see herself in a mirror at a dance rehearsal with Pussycat Dolls creator Robin Antin. Bruce is anxious to talk to Kendall and Kylie about his colonoscopy. Kim performs with the Pussycat Dolls on the Las Vegas Strip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073734 +0000" stop="20260612075952 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All for One and One for Kim - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kim's perfume line causes friction with Kris, Khloé, and Kourtney. Kris, not feeling so connected to Bruce anymore, searches for a common interest with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062331 +0000" stop="20260612064515 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fenced In - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Kenan &amp; Kel manage to score a date with two lovely young ladies named Lee Ann and Amy. Kenan is really anxious about the date and makes extensive plans to ensure everything runs smoothly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064515 +0000" stop="20260612070709 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skunkator vs. Moth Man - S03E02</title>
    <desc>There's a big comic book convention in town and Kenan &amp; Kel are dying to go. Too bad Kenan has to train Rigby's new employee, Sharla, that day.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Raffle - S03E03</title>
    <desc>At Rigby's, Chris begins setting up a raffle for a new television set. At the same time, Kenan's parents buy a brand new television set for themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072949 +0000" stop="20260612075200 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chicago Witch Trials - S03E04</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in school named Becky. Kenan suspects the new girl is a witch and is determined to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chile - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Percy decides the whole world is against him and plots to leave IT all behind. The Spencer's hold a garage sale to pillage for cash and somehow scrounge enough dough to make it to Chile. Percy is arrested immediately upon touchdown, Mom, not understanding the currency exchange, prostitutes herself for way too little and Kevin runs off with Percy's money and gets lost in the jungle.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Room - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Percy and Anastasia discover an additional room in their house that's gone unnoticed because of the boxes piled in front of its door. They make it their little hide-a-way from home where they stash their extra smokes and booze from the boy. Meanwhile, Kevin is preoccupied with a gopher he finds and tapes to his head.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Showdown - S04E16</title>
    <desc>It's a showdown between Drunken Welfare Man and Alcoholic Welfare Man.    Percy faces his nemesis as both heroes try to prove their honor as the greatest substance abusing, welfare-frauding crime fighter.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Kevin's Girl - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Kevin tries manipulating a group of Alzheimer patients at the old age home into believing he is their grandson and therefore they should give him their money. While loitering at the hospital he meets Lisa an orderly and the girl of his dreams. Trying to impress Lisa, Kevin lies and says he's a cordon bleu chef. His big date turns disastrous when Percy and Mom come and blow his cover.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Hartmann faces increasing attention from the police and media, and there is a suspicion he may be withholding information. Meanwhile, there are strange occurrences at the town hall, Pernille and Theis deal with their problems, and Lund receives troubling news.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Slowly Slowly Catchy Monkey - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Eve attempts to rebuild her life, having been shot and left for dead in Rome by Villanelle. Villanelle, believing Eve to be dead, is approached by an old foe who offers her a new opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Management Sucks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Eve strikes up an unlikely alliance with Kenny’s colleagues at the Bitter Pill, and Villanelle finds that management is not all it is cracked up to be.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Mentor of Our Discontent - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Ron gets a scare when he thinks he is getting fired, his boss suprises him by making him watch his son instead. Meanwhile, Frugal Lucre gets let out of prison, and immediately goes back to Drakken. They soon begin a new plan together, much to Drakken's disgust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063512 +0000" stop="20260612065802 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh No! Yono! - S04E16</title>
    <desc>After discovering Hana walking on the ceiling, Kim and Ron try to get to the bottom of Hana's secrets. Meanwhile, Monkey Fist finds an ally in Yono the Destroyer as he continues his search for the "secret weapon".</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Clean Slate - S04E17</title>
    <desc>During a fight with Drakken and Shego, Kim gets amnesia and loses all of her memories. Ron now takes on the task of getting her back to her usual self. Meanwhile, Drakken comes up with a plan to turn the military into his slaves.</desc>
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    <title>Homecoming Upset - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When the Homecoming dance comes to Middleton High, things begin getting edgy when Bonnie ends up as Homecoming Queen and Ron as Homecoming King. Kim must now figure out what happened while getting to the bottom of a kidnapped scientist.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chasing Rufus - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After both Ron and Camille Leon leave their beloved pets behind during a fight, Rufus and Debutante go on an adventure, transversing continents to find their respective owners.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Nursery Crimes - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When a new villain that goes by Nanny Nane begins turning rebellious teenagers into babies, Kim must use her natural baby-sitting skills to save the day.</desc>
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    <title>Cardboard Jung - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Nayoung visits, a white lie leads to romantic chaos. Meanwhile, Umma brings a life-size cardboard cutout of Jung to the store.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Date Night - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Janet urges her dad to step up his romance game during a date night with Umma. Jung stains Kimchee's collector-item sneakers and hunts to replace them.</desc>
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    <title>Resting Place - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While visiting their future burial plots, Appa and Umma make an unfortunate discovery. A faux fight between Jung and Kimchee is caught on video.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sneak Attack - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Appa and Umma learn that selling illegal face cream has a downside. Janet adopts an alternate identity to get into a film festival.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Silent Auction - S02E08</title>
    <desc>In hopes of claiming a winning lotto ticket, Janet searches for a legal loophole. Jung has a tough talk with Shannon. Umma covets a fancy coat.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bill of Sales - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Peggy gets caught up in a pyramid scheme, selling Metalife health bars.  When she discovers that Bill has a talent for selling the product, she enlists his help.  To keep him working for her, she realizes that she has to be mean to him, because being treated badly is the only thing Bill knows how to respond to.  Despite all of the recognition that she gets, it isn't worth belittling a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Won't You Pimai Neighbor? - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A group of Buddhist monks suspects that Bobby might be the reincarnation of the Lama Sanglug.  Bobby enjoys getting caught up in Buddhism, until he and Connie learn that Lamas are not allowed to have girlfriends.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hank's Bad Hair Day - S04E19</title>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Meet the Propaniacs - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Hank finally starts to like Bobby's comedy career when Bobby starts entertaining the employees at Strickland Propane with propane-related comedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073351 +0000" stop="20260612075625 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nancy Boys - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Nancy and Dale go to a romantic restaurant and fall in love all over again.  Nancy decides to end her affair with John Redcorn and be faithful to her husband.  But she soon starts to wonder whether she made the right decision.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sight Gag - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Doug thinks he has come up with the perfect birthday gift for Carrie: laser eye surgery. That is until Carrie ends up nearly blind from the operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063744 +0000" stop="20260612070015 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mean Streak - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Doug is about to break the record at his company for the highest number of consecutive deliveries, while Carrie begins to question her decision not to play with Arthur in his annual senior center scrabble tournament.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070015 +0000" stop="20260612072245 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friender Bender - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Doug has a little fender bender with Deacon and Kelly's car.</desc>
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    <title>No Retreat - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Doug goes with Carrie on her company retreat while Arthur is left to fend for himself at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061222 +0000" stop="20260612063426 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Date With Death - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack's old mentor, Gerard, comes to Nolita with a strange request. He wants Jack's food to feed him to death. Meanwhile, Steven and Seth's authority drives Jim to find his way up the kitchen hierarchy with ineffective results.</desc>
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    <title>You Lose, I Win - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack realizes that he needs to spend more time with the patrons if he wants Nolita to be more successful. To accomplish this, he hires Becky to be head-chef while he talks to patrons. Meanwhile, Mimi's old loser friend gives Nolita a visit and shows up with her handsome fiance, causing Mimi to become jealous of her. Seth and Teddy go to desperate measures to see if people like pastry or fish.</desc>
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    <title>Rabbit Test - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally accepts a delivery of rabbits for Nolitas special, but when they arrive alive, no-one has the guts to kill them. Meanwhile, Jack dates a vegan who will not touch meat but he sweet talks her into eating meat. Also, Steven is convinced that Becky wants him badly in the sack that they put a bet on to see who will be the first one to crack, which results in both chefs to seduce one another.</desc>
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    <title>Lela's - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay tries to rev up business for Lela's, an upscale restaurant in desperate need of clientele. When Gordon gets in the kitchen and starts criticizing the menu items, the executive chef is less than thrilled and they have a showdown in front of the entire staff. Find out if the changes stick and if owner Lela will withstand this type of behaviour in her restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>The Busy Flea - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Thackery weighs performing surgery on a former flame, and orders Gallinger and Chickering to experiment on pigs. Barrow goes to extremes in order to pay off a debt and recover a missing tooth. After a bad day at work, Edwards takes out his frustrations at a local bar. Robertson is relieved when her pleas about treating a patient with typhoid fever are finally heard.</desc>
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    <title>Hills of Fire - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Michael and K.I.T.T. have the seemingly easy, relaxing job of patrolling a national park for a couple of days, when they find themselves up against an arsonist driving an All-Terrain Vehicle, who escapes over rough terrain that K.I.T.T. can't cover. As they investigate to find just who is behind the spate of arson attacks, Michael must prove the innocence of a teenage boy, a reformed vandal, who is being framed for starting the fires...</desc>
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    <title>Working on the Knight Moves - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Arc and Ciara secretly attend an academy run by hotshot knight and former Knight School student Sir Swayze, who teaches tactics that go against Sir Gareth's methods.</desc>
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    <title>A Thief in the Knight (part 1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Arc convinces Ciara to show him the famed Dragon Crystals, which protect the kingdom. But, after a crystal goes missing, Arc is arrested, and his friends question whether they can trust him while he tries to find the missing crystal and clear his name.</desc>
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    <title>A Thief in the Knight (part 2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Arc's swindler father wants his son to leave Knight School and help with his latest con; to prove he's destined for knighthood instead, Arc stands up for himself, but soon becomes stuck in one of his father's shady schemes.</desc>
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    <title>The Captain's Brother's Wife - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Kojak tries to protect Captain McNeil's widowed sister-in-law from big time gamblers.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 11. An Odd Couple Occurs - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mindy's not thrilled with her dad and boyfriend's growing friendship. Norman's daughter leaves rehab, returning home while Madelyn is visiting.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 12. A Libido Sits in the Fridge - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Interactions with two women have Sandy contemplating his changing libido. Norman tries to reconcile with both Phoebe and Madelyn.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 13. A Shenckman Equivocates - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sandy urges Norman to make a grand gesture for Madelyn. After Martin experiences a medical episode, Sandy decides to have a complete checkup.</desc>
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    <title>Last Word - S06E08</title>
    <desc>What starts out as a celebration of friendship quickly ends in a web of betrayal and deceit as the friends find themselves being held for questioning in regards to Jenny's death.</desc>
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    <title>The Vanishing (1) - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The academy students suddenly vanish after receiving an operating system upgrade. The team initially blames a glitch, but realize the kids are pawns in a much bigger master plan. The Lab Rats put their lives at risk when they face off against the vanished students' captors - a nefarious duo they recognize from their past.</desc>
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    <title>The Vanishing (2) - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Giselle forces Douglas and Donald to watch their bionic creations and academy students suffer before killing them all, but she fails to regard Leo.</desc>
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    <title>Crush, Chop, and Burn (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Leo discovers three teen super-humans Adam, Bree and Chase, living in a secret underground lab in the high-tech home he shares with his inventor stepdad, Donald Davenport, his mom, Tasha, and Eddy, the "smart house" computer. Leo takes the trio to school, but when they are unable to contain their bionic abilities on campus, Davenport sends them away to a remote secret lab and now Leo must find a way to save his new friends.</desc>
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    <title>Commando App - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On the Lab Rats' first day of school, all goes awry when Chase is confronted by a football player and his "Commando App" is triggered, transforming him into Spike, an unruly drill sergeant. When Spike defies the school principal, she pits the Lab Rats up against the football team to battle it out for the coveted cafeteria table</desc>
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    <title>The Test - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cha-Ka gets some help from Will and Holly stealing one of Big Alice's eggs to pass the Pakuni rite of manhood test.</desc>
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    <title>Gravity Storm - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Zarn is to blame when gravity begins weighing down the inhabitants of the Land of the Lost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065715 +0000" stop="20260612072206 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Longest Day - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the sun stands still, the Sleestak wrongfully blame Rick for tampering with the pylon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072206 +0000" stop="20260612074657 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pylon Express - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Holly tries to save Rick and Will after they go into a pylon to investigate a time door.</desc>
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    <title>Artie's Gone - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Artie gets stuck on the highway during torrential rains and mud-slides leaving Paula the booker to function as the producer for the show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062849 +0000" stop="20260612065011 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry Loses Interest - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As the show's traditional anniversary show approaches, Larry finds it all boring and tedious, so he plays with the idea of writing a book while rumors spread about a film role.</desc>
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    <title>Larry's Partner - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Larry reluctantly agrees to hire his former comedy partner as a show writer.</desc>
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    <title>Broadcast Nudes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hank manipulates Darlene into agreeing to do a Playboy spread and Larry worries about appearing in Architectural Digest.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Is Thicker - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ed is framed for murder when enemies from his past resurface. Danny and Mike secretly intervene to investigate and take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sam, Nessa, Mary and Delinda desperately attempt to find tenants for their new joint-purchased home, settling on what they think to be the perfect tenants, only to discover they've misjudged the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Stablemates - S05E34</title>
    <desc>Lassie befriends a stray dog and finds a rambunctious runaway show horse which, after Lassie trains the stray dog to be a stable mate, becomes more calm.</desc>
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    <title>The Camera - S05E35</title>
    <desc>While helping Timmy get pictures for a photo contest Paul and Uncle Petrie comes across a uncooperative man hunting pheasants on the Martin property.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071703 +0000" stop="20260612073832 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace Patrol - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Timmy wants his school to participate in The Lone Ranger Peace Patrol program encouraging children to save their money to buy saving bonds to support the United States.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060920 +0000" stop="20260612070321 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Upon learning of Aethelhelm's location, Uhtred proposes an audacious attack to rescue Aelfwynn and restore his birthright — but Edward is cautious.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070321 +0000" stop="20260612075847 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Edward marches his troops north while Uhtred recruits a small force to infiltrate Bebbanburg. King Constantin arrives to meet his new bride, Aelfwynn.</desc>
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    <title>Papa Bear - S06E01</title>
    <desc>A bear wanders into Outdoor Man after Kyle leaves a door open on the loading docks. Meanwhile, Kristin's extra efforts at work leave Ryan feeling neglected at home.</desc>
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    <title>Gameday Forecast: Showers - S06E02</title>
    <desc>A wedding shower is planned for Mandy and Kyle, but it falls on the same day as a big football game. Mike then persuades them to have two separate showers, but the men's shower gets out of hand thanks to Ryan; and Ed's superstitions become a problem.</desc>
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    <title>Where There's Smoke, There's Ire - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Mandy takes up vaping, much to her parents' chagrin, but it also stirs up fond memories for Vanessa. Meanwhile, Ryan and Kristin stumble upon a hidden safe in their home; and Vanessa and Sheryl worry about an impending teachers' strike.</desc>
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    <title>Boyd Will Be Boyd - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Boyd turns 10 and Mike wants to buy him a shotgun and take him hunting as part of a family tradition, but Ryan is vehemently opposed to this. Meanwhile, Vanessa tries to persuade Kyle to have a mother-son dance with her at his wedding.</desc>
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    <title>Trick or Treat - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Baxters throw a Halloween party and Mike must select the theme, so he makes family members dress up like each other while he dons a Donald Trump costume.</desc>
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    <title>The Payback - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Tray excitedly prepares for his kids' high school graduation but is interrupted by an illicit request from Percy. After Tray helps a student out of a jam, Veesy begins to see Tray in a new light. Shahzad stresses over having to give a speech.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tray is released from prison after 15-years. He discovers his girlfriend, Shay, has married an affable, successful white man who is helping raise the twins that Tray never knew existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070231 +0000" stop="20260612072318 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bobo Beans - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After getting turned down for a job at a high-end restaurant, Tray stumbles into a position at a chain coffee shop. The twist - it's owned by Wavy, the drug dealer that Tray took the fall for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072318 +0000" stop="20260612074402 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swipe Right - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cousin Bobby convinces Tray to try Tinder. Tray lands a great match but realizes that he's not emotionally ready for a new relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062040 +0000" stop="20260612063847 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Along Came Auntie - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - A divorced woman is set to receive $100,000 and quarts of diamonds from her divorce-disapproving aunt. Having taken in her first husband as a lodger, due to financial difficulties, and now living with her second husband, she must act to convince her aunt, that she is still married to her first husband, which is not taken gracefully by her second husband.</desc>
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    <title>Duck Soup - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - Laurel and Hardy are hiding out in a vacant house when prospective renters come for a tour. They must act quickly so Oliver pretends to be the owner and Stanley pretends to be a servant.</desc>
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    <title>Slipping Wives - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - Laurel is asked to give up his handyman job to attend a party. The woman that is hiring him needs him to pretend to be a well-to-do man and flirt with her to make her husband jealous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071820 +0000" stop="20260612073948 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love 'Em and Weep - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - A businessman is being blackmailed and asks Stanley for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073948 +0000" stop="20260612075840 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Girls Love Sailors - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Silent Short - Stan plays a sailor whose girlfriend gets kidnapped by a sea captain. He dresses up as a woman to try and distract the captain so he can get his girlfriend back. The captain's wife sees what is going on and is not the least bit pleased.</desc>
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    <title>Second Opinion - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A woman's death exposes an unorthodox method of treating cancer that Executive Assistant DA McCoy intends to prove is negligent homicide.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061640 +0000" stop="20260612070002 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The View from Up Here - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A nanny confesses to a murder and an attempted murder that she claims God told her to commit.  The link is that both victims lived in the same building, which was poorly constructed, and were rumored to be having an affair.</desc>
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    <title>Gone - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Goren matches wits with a one-time chess prodigy who has become a fugitive when the body of a young woman is found tossed in the trash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060627 +0000" stop="20260612064734 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartfelt Passages (2) - S17E23</title>
    <desc>When the investigation of Corrections Officer Gary Munson deepens, he and his union take drastic actions that threaten the lives of ADA Barba and the SVU squad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064734 +0000" stop="20260612072919 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrorized - S18E01</title>
    <desc>A young boy is found wandering alone in Central Park and the search for his parents leads to startling evidence of a planned mass casualty event in the city. As the SVU works with the joint-terrorism task force to find the suspects and the motive, Lt. Benson must also convince Barba to address allegations of rape and torture the boy's mother discloses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060040 +0000" stop="20260612062419 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rottenbeard - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Robbie tricks the kids into going on a treasure hunt for the LazyTown Stone and then tries to steal it from them until Sportacus arrives to stop Robbie much like a mysterious hero once stopped the famed Rottenbeard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062419 +0000" stop="20260612064758 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry Dinosaur - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Stephanie and Stingy campout with a scared Ziggy who thinks he's seeing a dinosaur roaming about.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064758 +0000" stop="20260612071137 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Treehouse - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The kids enter a treehouse building contest but find it difficult working with Stingy because he doesn't know how to work as a team.</desc>
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    <title>The Laziest Town - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The kids attempt to raise the Energy Meter in order to avoid being named the Laziest Town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073517 +0000" stop="20260612075856 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dear Diary - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A missing page from Stephanie's diary causes trouble amongst the kids.</desc>
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    <title>Larry Hides Out - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Larry informs Beaver of his plans to run away to Mexico after he's confined to his room as punishment for showing Beaver his sister's diary.</desc>
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    <title>Pet Fair - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Beaver finds himself in a bit of a pickle after he tells his class that he owns a talking parrot he saw at the pet shop on the way to school. Without that parrot, which costs $200, he'll be the laughingstock of the class pet fair!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071548 +0000" stop="20260612074152 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally's Test - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Wally unwittingly foils Eddie and Lumpy's attempt to cheat on a test. Will this be the end of Wally's relationships with his two oldest pals?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061654 +0000" stop="20260612071156 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orange Sticker - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In the midst of an earthquake, Nora awakens to find Kevin missing and her hopes of safety in their new town dashed. The Murphys are left reeling after Evie's disappearance. Kevin returns home but without his memory of the night before or his cell phone, which would link him to the missing girls. Meanwhile, an old enemy makes her return in an unexpected way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062059 +0000" stop="20260612064220 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Than a Video Game - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Grover tries to step out of his brother's shadow by entering a video game tournament, but he quickly realizes that he may not have what it takes to go from zero to hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064220 +0000" stop="20260612070340 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>25th Hour - S01E10</title>
    <desc>With the playoffs coming up and the team's star player injured, it's up to Grover to secure a win but just as he's preparing for the biggest moment of his high school basketball career, a citywide blackout occurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070340 +0000" stop="20260612072451 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The G-Word - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hipsters gentrify Chamberlain Heights, and the Legends feel the impact at school when basketball is replaced by water polo. Grover and Milk team up with unlikely allies to take back the 'hood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072451 +0000" stop="20260612074617 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chocolate Milk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When his complexion comes into question, Milk hits the Rachel Dolezal Tanning Salon to fulfill his dream of becoming black.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061300 +0000" stop="20260612070311 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 27 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The end of the end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060900 +0000" stop="20260612063135 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Might and the Magic - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aaron must figure out a plan to save all his friends. Meanwhile, Macy has a flashback, saying that she wanted to become a knight, not being a princess all the time. Soon, she admitted to herself that she was not ready to be a knight, but was cut off by Aaron, who used his energy bow to cut the chain off of her, and retained her shield and mace back. The two then rescued Clay, who was chained on a target, getting spun around all the time. After him, they saved Axl by giving him a chain of sausages to climb up, but was unsuccessful the first time, and the second time, they succeeded. Finally, they rescue Lance, who was stuck in an animal farm, making a new friend, called Hamletta, a pig. Jestro, who was so close to victory, were stopped by the knights, and the rest sans Clay, got their NEXO Power, and the blue knight got one that was last done ages ago. When Clay got the new NEXO Power, one smash of his sword and all the monsters turned to purple dust, and he slammed his sword down again, and sent Jestro all the way out of the kingdom of Knightonia. Near the end, King Halbert apologizes to Macy, and he claims her an official NEXO Knight. Lance then gets Dennis back on one condition: Lance has to be the servant of Dennis for a week.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063135 +0000" stop="20260612065306 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to School - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When the Nexo Knights are sloppy in a fight with Jestro, Merlok 2.0 sends them back to the Knights' Academy. Not only for a brush-up but to find out what Jestro is after in its hallowed halls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065306 +0000" stop="20260612071437 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greed is Good? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Nexo Knights attend the Gold is Good Ball hosted by Lance's parents in the extremely wealthy town of Arrindale. Unfortunately, Jestro feeds the Book of Greed to the Book of Monsters to make the Lava Monster Army (who are now led by the newly-summoned General Magmar) so greedy, that they steal all of The Richmond's riches (much to Lance's sorrow) along with both of Lance's parents. However, Lance is not as willing to save his parents as they forced him to become a knight in his childhood while Lance wanted to be a celebrity. Meanwhile, Lance's parents believe that Jestro's Lava Monster Army are servants at a spa and as such are completely oblivious of their imprisonment much to the annoyance of the Book of Monsters and General Magmar. This makes Jestro more than willing to return them and the stolen riches to Arrindale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071437 +0000" stop="20260612073607 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Obsession - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Book of Monsters plans to consume a limited edition copy of a Ned Knightley comic book, which will guarded by the Nexo Knights until it is won at a costume contest at Knight-A-Con (this show's parody of the San Diego Comic Con). Robin is also attending the convention using his newly designed Mini-trex (a miniature version of the Fortrex). When General Magmar gets impatient with Jestro's plan to blend in with the attendees, he launches an all out attack on Knight-A-Con which causes the comic book to get lost in a crowd of terrorized attendees. Fortunately, the Mini-trex is able to extend the range of the Nexo Knights' connection to Merlok 2.0, allowing them to obtain their Nexo Powers and find the book. Because of this, Robin wins first prize at the costume contest and thus, he and the Nexo Knights get to keep the comic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073607 +0000" stop="20260612075737 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King's Tournament - S02E04</title>
    <desc>On King Halbert's birthday, Jorah Tightwad decides to prove that the Tighty Knighties are better than the Nexo Knights at King Halbert's birthday tournament, using the Book of Envy as proof that they encountered Jestro. If the Tighty Knighties win, Macy has to kiss Tightwad. If they lose, Jorah has to kiss Lance's "sweetheart." The next day, the tournament is held to see who are the best group of knights in Knightonia. All four Tighty Knighties best the Nexo Knights in the tournament except Macy who is forced to be her father's princess for the day and thus is forbidden to compete. Before King Halbert can announce the end of the tournament, Jestro and the Book of Monsters lead the Lava Monster Army into attacking the birthday tournament. The Tighty Knighties are then shown being completely useless at fighting them and cowering in fear. At that moment, Tightwad reveals the truth of how he obtained the Book of Envy where it fell into his hands when Merlok scattered the evil spell books in the first episode. This distracts him long enough for Macy to take the book from him. After powering up and defeating the Lava Monster Army, the Nexo Knights are declared the true winners of the tournament while Tightwad is forced to kiss Lance's "sweetheart" on the lips. This turns out to be Hamletta much to Tightwad's horror. King Halbert is proud of what Macy did today, saying there's a time for her to be a princess and a time for when she needs to be a knight. Meanwhile, Jestro and the Book of Monsters have succeeded in stealing the Book of Envy which is soon consumed by the Book of Monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060626 +0000" stop="20260612062825 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Fire and Into the Boiling Sea - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Kai and Nya are blackmailed into using their elemental powers to retrieve the final Time Blade from the Boiling Sea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062825 +0000" stop="20260612065025 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in Time - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Kai and Nya stow away with the Hands of Time to save Master Wu, and must help the Elemental Masters prevent Krux and Acronix from re-writing NinjaGo history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065025 +0000" stop="20260612071255 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mask of Deception - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A year has passed since Master Wu was lost in time. The Ninja are spread across Ninjago on active missions, but are prompted to regroup when a powerful relic is stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071255 +0000" stop="20260612073526 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jade Princess - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Lloyd and Princess Harumi venture through the streets of Ninjago City, meanwhile Cole follows Hutchins into a secret chamber.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073526 +0000" stop="20260612075756 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oni and the Dragon - S08E03</title>
    <desc>After escaping the Sons of Garmadon, Jay and Lloyd learn the tale of the Oni and the Dragon from Wu's old friend and tea shop owner, Mistaké.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061057 +0000" stop="20260612063315 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letterkenny Leave - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Hicks attend a hot tub party at the McMurray’s. The Hockey Players decide to do whatever it takes to get gains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063315 +0000" stop="20260612065510 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Day for Thunder Bay - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Bay Brothers return home for Hay and all of Letterkenny wants to be the one to throw them a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065510 +0000" stop="20260612071957 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Don't Fight at Weddings - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Hicks, Skids and Hockey Players attend a Letterkenny wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071957 +0000" stop="20260612074036 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ol' College Try - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Wayne tries on a new relationship. The Skids get deeper into the Dark Web. The Hockey Players meet their new team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060049 +0000" stop="20260612064356 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Consequences - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Zoe enlists the Lightman Group to investigate a star college football player accused of statutory rape. Meanwhile, Foster and Loker travel to a religious compound to find out whether it is actually a nefarious cult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064356 +0000" stop="20260612072704 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control Factor - S02E03</title>
    <desc>While on vacation in Mexico, Lightman and Emily become involved in the case of a missing American woman. Back home, Foster investigates tainted blood in D.C. area hospitals with Lightman's rival, Jack Rader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061107 +0000" stop="20260612070313 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legend of the Month - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tim agrees to make a female firefighter look good by being carried out of an apartment fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070313 +0000" stop="20260612073027 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Model from Newark - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tim finds work as an assistant to a women's professional-basketball player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073027 +0000" stop="20260612075600 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Uncle Stu Balls - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Stu suspects his once-adoring nephew has changed his attitude since his Bar Mitzvah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062218 +0000" stop="20260612070943 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of the Rope - S11E02</title>
    <desc>To survive the quickly worsening conditions in the Arctic, Alaskans must finish the tasks that will keep them ahead of winter's wrath. Glenn Villeneuve hunts caribou to keep his family fed for the remainder of winter. The Hailstones set out for a timely harvest in the blistering cold. A severe storm forces Sue Aikens inside to reinforce her camp. And Andy Bassich readies his camp in Eagle for upcoming winter projects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070943 +0000" stop="20260612075412 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Guarantees - S11E03</title>
    <desc>As conditions worsen during the grueling arctic winter, Alaskans risk their lives to prepare for months of total darkness. Andy Bassich braves unsafe conditions on the Yukon River to hunt for needed meat. Sue Aikens tests a new piece of equipment that could be the difference between life and death. The Hailstones set a trap line near their homestead for vital fur. And Jessie Holmes must avoid thin ice to harvest the lifeblood of the Arctic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065852 +0000" stop="20260612075710 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam arrests the henchman of Stephen Warren, a local Mr Big, when he learns the whole of CID are on his payroll. Sam also visits his childhood home to interact with his mother (using name of "Bolan", a reference to the glam rock star Marc Bolan), who was being threatened by the landlord, one of Warren's men. Sam tries to help her by giving her some money and she mis-understands his gesture. When Sam tries to go all out after Warren, he finds himself in fix when Warren sets him up in a honey trap. The girl involved in the honey trap sees the error of her ways only to be murdered by Warren. Gene disagrees with Ray who says that if they don't play the game people get hurt and helps Sam bring down Warren finally putting his guilty conscience to rest. Sam also attempts to persuade Gene to swap his Red Rum for Tyler's Proud Percy in the Grand National sweepstakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063139 +0000" stop="20260612071507 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Maharishi is Bigger than Your Maharishi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The murder of a returning Vietnam veteran has Lieutenant Hunt outraged, as he demands a quick resolution to what quickly becomes a complicated and controversial case. As Sam and the squad's team of detectives explore the circumstances surrounding the homicide, Tyler is sent down a mysterious path that may provide clues about his own family's past and why he is back in 1973</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071507 +0000" stop="20260612075832 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam is unwillingly but hypnotically pulled back into his childhood when he becomes entangled in local gangster Nick Profaci's assault on a young, beautiful woman. Sam is amazed to discover that the woman, who is oddly familiar to him, is actually his mother back in 1973. While he anxiously attempts to save her, he uncovers two unsolved murders of women that possibly point to the involvement of Profaci and his mob boss, Elliot Casso's. But even more alarming is the discovery that members of the 1-2-5 - including Lt. Hunt - may be mixed up with Casso and his crew and may have prevented justice from being carried out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060459 +0000" stop="20260612062732 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitch / Woops - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Lilo is tired of doing chores and asks Jumba to build a machine to help her, so he ends up upgrading the entire house to do the chores itself. However, when an experiment designed to turn technology against its user enters the computer control system, Stitch must fight the house to rescue everyone.

/

A clumsy experiment causes Dr. Hämsterviel to nearly be caught by his prison guards, so he returns all the captured experiments to Gantu for safekeeping. However, when he lets the trouble-making experiment go, it threatens to ruin Pleakley's chance at a domino championship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062732 +0000" stop="20260612065005 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snafu - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Nosy, (who escaped at from Gantu's ship at the end of Woops,) complains to Lilo about the fact that she just left all the experiments behind and never found their one true place. (Lilo and Stitch never went back and saved them). So, Lilo plans to save them, especially Angel. But when Snafu, a plan ruiner is on the loose, will Lilo be able to save Stitch's cousins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065005 +0000" stop="20260612071249 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Link - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Experiment 251: LINK

After being inadvertently activated, Experiment 251 (later called Link) starts joining people together with a sticky rope.  He joins, among others, Lilo and Mertle, Jumba and Pleakley, and Nani and Stitch. Will Lilo be able to capture the experiment? Will teamwork save the day?

Note: This episode is the bonus episode on the Leroy and Stitch DVD.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071249 +0000" stop="20260612073427 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richter - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Experiment #513: Richter | Stitch doesn't know how to take care of anything, or things that don't belong to him. He's already got Nani in trouble at the Rental Shack, by breaking the Shake Machine. However, when Richter turns up and is causing earthquakes, will Stitch be able to stop him breaking everything... Even his favourite ball?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073427 +0000" stop="20260612075700 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantasmo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Experiment #375: Phantasmo | Experiment #375 has been activated; a phantom-like experiment that can inhabit and animate inanimate objects. So when it gets loose in the family's house, it inhabits Lilo's toys and creates all sorts of mess, for which Stitch gets the blame. Can they catch the real culprit, or will Stitch be blamed for everything?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065516 +0000" stop="20260612075429 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Lindsay fights for her life as troubling details emerge of a vicious conspiracy involving corrupt police officers. With growing evidence of links between DCC Dryden and the ambush, Hastings is under pressure to arrest his senior officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060147 +0000" stop="20260612062532 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Stick Figure Theater: Jimi Hendrix performing The Star Spangled Banner"" (open)   ""Doctor Zum: Typical Records""   ""Elvis Meets the Spider People from Hell""   ""Winter Steele: All Men Suck (Except Crow)""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Getting to Know Each Other""   ""Earth to Doris""   ""The Honkey Problem: Inbred Jed and the Little Bottom Boys""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Camping Out""   ""Bob the Frog in: Burp""   ""A Day at the Beach (Feggorama)""   ""The Specialists""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062532 +0000" stop="20260612064922 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""The Running Man"" (open)   ""The Specialists""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Sergei Eisenstein's silent classic 'The Battleship Potemkin'""   ""Flugbild""   ""Ladies""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064922 +0000" stop="20260612071309 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""12 Dangers of Skydiving""   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Soap Box Derby""   ""Speedbump the Roadkill Possum: Batt'ry-fied""   ""Dog Boy""   ""Doctor Zum: Atom Bomb Factory""   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Crash of the Hindenburg""   ""Let's Chop Soo-E""   ""Winter Steele: Rhinestones and Concussions""   ""The Specialists""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071309 +0000" stop="20260612073641 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Door #8"" (open)   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo: Country""   ""This Is Not Frank's Planet""   ""Aeon Flux""   ""Dog Boy""   ""In the Aquarium"" (excerpt)   ""Stick Figure Theater: The Terror""   ""The Specialists""   ""Koko's Earth Control""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060153 +0000" stop="20260612062557 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bear's Bath - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Little Bear takes a bath to get ready for Father Bear's arrival. He imagines meeting a mermaid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062557 +0000" stop="20260612064957 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Bear Comes Home - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Little Bear tells his friends that Father Bear is coming home with a present for him. His friends think that Little Bear will have a mermaid at his house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064957 +0000" stop="20260612071401 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Flu - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Little Bear doesn't feel well. Mother Bear tells him that he must stay in bed to feel better. His friends come to visit with all sorts of ideas about what Little Bear needs to do to get better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071401 +0000" stop="20260612073804 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploring - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Little Bear and his friends explore a cave and are frightened by their echoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062037 +0000" stop="20260612064437 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Einsteins Halloween - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The team is filling up their pumpkin with Halloween treats for a costume party when they suddenly hear some strange music and see a ghost approaching them. Now, it is up to the team to hurry and gather their treats until their pumpkin gets filled to the top, so they can go to the party while avoiding the ghost and any more of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064437 +0000" stop="20260612070837 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annie's Solo Mission - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Leo teaches his sister Annie how to fly Rocket, and she learns all about Rocket's three different types of moves: the up-down move, the squeeze, and the loop-the-loop maneuver. After teaching her, Quincy and June invite Leo to blow Super Bubbles, so Annie gets her camera and tries to take a picture. After she leaves though, they accidentally get stuck in a giant bubble after blowing together to make it. Now, it is up to Annie to pilot Rocket solo and save the rest of her friends before the bubble pops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070837 +0000" stop="20260612073237 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mouse and the Moon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While camping, the team watches the moon shine in the sky when a little mouse arrives with a present for the moon, only for it to move to the Matterhorn mountain in Switzerland. Now, it is up to the team to go to Switzerland so that Little Mouse can give his present to the moon before it goes down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073237 +0000" stop="20260612075637 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Knight and the Bad Knight - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Leo tells a story about a good knight and a bad knight. The Good Knight is a happy and funny knight in the castle, until the Bad Knight imprisons him in one of the towers and he can not escape. Now, it is up to the team to get the musical key in order to release the Good Knight before the Bad Knight strikes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060619 +0000" stop="20260612063117 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tech - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A phone addict solicits ideas for breaking his habit, and "Stranger Things" star Finn Wolfhard gets tips on dealing with a pal's lame text excuses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063117 +0000" stop="20260612065615 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Fed up with the pranks pulled by her "Empire" co-star, Taraji P. Henson asks for suggestions on payback. The kids also offer financial advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065615 +0000" stop="20260612072117 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Issues - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Billy Eichner stops by for pointers on persuading people to call instead of text, the kids weigh in on a hair makeover and wearing a hijab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072117 +0000" stop="20260612075023 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S01E12</title>
    <desc>"Modern Family" star Julie Bowen receives expert advice from the adorable peanut gallery on ways to stop embarrassing her sons when she's having fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061716 +0000" stop="20260612070336 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stranger - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Nels' brother sends his 12-year-old son to Walnut Grove after repeated conflicts at home and school. When Mrs. Oleson interferes in her husband's plans to rehabilitate his nephew, Nels asks Charles to step in and teach the boy some values.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070336 +0000" stop="20260612074956 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Most Precious Gift - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Charles and Caroline are going to have another baby. Caroline constantly refers to the baby as he. Caroline delivers the baby sooner than expected causing Charles to be the doctor. The baby ends up being a girl, Grace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060544 +0000" stop="20260612061650 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want a Cold - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Little Princess is not happy about getting a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061650 +0000" stop="20260612062757 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Win - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The youngster resolves to win all the games she plays</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062757 +0000" stop="20260612063903 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maid's Day Off? - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The heroine decides to take over Maid's responsibilities when she has a day off</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063903 +0000" stop="20260612065009 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Keep It - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The heroine spots a tadpole in her glass of water</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065009 +0000" stop="20260612070115 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want To Cook - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The youngster fancies herself as a chef and decides to bake the General a birthday cake</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070115 +0000" stop="20260612071221 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Like Autumn - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The heroine decides she wants to stop autumn from happening</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071221 +0000" stop="20260612072328 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want Nits - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The youngster is unhappy to discover she has nits and the rest of the household are keeping out of her way</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072328 +0000" stop="20260612073434 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My New Shoes - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The heroine's new shoes soon lose their sparkle when she goes out to play</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073434 +0000" stop="20260612074540 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Snail - S01E28</title>
    <desc>The heroine is upset when her pet snail dies, and decides to organise a proper funeral</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>But They're Mine - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The heroine is upset to discover she cannot fit into her favourite clothes any more. Julian Clary narrates</desc>
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    <title>Escape - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Hobo helps an escaped convict expose the mobster who set him up for murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062956 +0000" stop="20260612065343 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardian Angel - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A baby girl is abandoned on the steps of a church and the Hobo takes it upon himself to keep her from harm.</desc>
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    <title>The Pied Piper - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The Hobo and a janitor who has a soft spot for kids performs drama for children at a hospital, as a kind of therapy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071728 +0000" stop="20260612074115 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Willie and Kate - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Hobo tries to give support and guidance to a couple of quarrelsome human transients--one old man and one young girl.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Seeing Red - S04E24</title>
    <desc>A red panda comes to the camp and intrigues Penny Ling. Meanwhile, Blythe composes a short story about her parents as teenagers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062210 +0000" stop="20260612064415 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Littlest Pet Street (1) - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Blythe books an Internet celebrity for a grand-opening appearance at the Littlest Pet Street, but she and the gang must pick the star up at her island home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064415 +0000" stop="20260612070622 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Littlest Pet Street (2) - S04E26</title>
    <desc>The gang attempt to leave Felina Meow's island. Meanwhile, Mrs. Twombly is overwhelmed as she carries out grand-opening preparations for the Littlest Pet Street.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070622 +0000" stop="20260612072825 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blythe's Big Adventure (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Blythe relocates to the city and discovers she can talk to the animals in the day camp for pets below her new apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blythe's Big Adventure (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Blythe hosts a fashion show for pets in order to save the pet shop from closing.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>There's No Ship Like Kinship - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Khadijah's long-time friend Sheri accepts a job as a columnist at Flavor. She quickly makes friends with Synclaire, and the two go out to lunch every day and constantly joke around at the office. An annoyed Khadijah claims that their antics are disrupting the office, but she is actually very jealous. After she loses her temper and stomps off to her room during a game of Clue at the apartment, Synclaire confronts her. Khadijah apologizes and admits that she has been feeling left out. Sheri quits her job at Flavor, as she earned more money free-lancing. Overton suffers from insomnia after buying a new box spring. He does not sleep for days, and behaves erratically. When he goes upstairs to check on Khadijah and Synclaire, he falls asleep on Khadijah's bed.
Tag: Everyone tries to get slumbering Overton out of Khadijah's room.
Music: ""Confunction Junction,"" sung by Kim Coles and Rosie O'Donnell</desc>
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    <title>Singing the Blues - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After observing the depressing lack of talent at the cafe's open mike night, the group persuades Kyle to sing the following week. Overton agrees to perform his stand-up comedy act in exchange for Kyle's participation. Kyle starts out well as he performs ""When I Fall in Love,"" but begins stuttering when Max enters in a low-cut gown and sits directly in front of him. He runs out of the cafe, thus ensuring Overton's victory. Max teases him mercilessly about his failure, while Overton believes that Kyle's unresolved feelings for Max are responsible for the incident. He urges him to get back on stage to prove himself. Kyle delivers a brilliant performance of ""My Funny Valentine."" He sings most of the song directly to a swooning Max. While the girls needle Max, Kyle thanks Overton for his advice, which he believes has freed him from Max's influence. At that moment, Max looks over her shoulder and smiles at Kyle seductively. He returns her gaze. ""Oh Lord! There they go again!"" Overton sighs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070616 +0000" stop="20260612072845 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Ball - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Khadijah hires Bobby Bonilla of the New York Mets to pen a weekly column for Flavor, just as her employees are poised to walk out over low salaries and poor working conditions. Bobby defends Khadijah, until he interprets her request for a hold on salaries as a salary cap (a major sticking point in the baseball labor dispute) and supports the strike. Khadijah insists that money is too tight to give raises, but Max warns her that she is on the verge of losing Flavor. Khadijah re-arranges her finances and agrees to give a modest salary increase. Inspired by a local video clerk's screenwriting success, Kyle and Regine try to pen an action/adventure screenplay.
Tag: Bobby Bonilla is blown away by Khadijah's fastball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072845 +0000" stop="20260612075117 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormy Weather - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Overton and Regine get caught in a blizzard after he picks her up at the boutique. Max fears that she may be pregnant with ""stand-by"" boyfriend Michael's child. A concerned Kyle races to the store for a test, partially to get away from an ill-advised one-night stand--an annoying efficiency expert. Everyone is relieved when it turns out to be a false alarm. Regine receives word of the possible pregnancy when she calls the apartment, but cannot get the full scoop before the cellular batteries go out. Tired of Regine's whining, Overton finally slices up his precious bean bag chair and uses its contents for traction to get the van back on the road.
Tag: Overton turns to singing radio therapist to deal with bean bag grief.
Music: ""Forget Your Troubles, Come on Get Happy,"" sung by radio therapist Dr. David Scott May and John Henton</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060646 +0000" stop="20260612062737 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 412 - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Ron's business teeters on bankruptcy when his Dad threatens to cut ties... And Bobby is tempted to partner in a new big bucks venture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062737 +0000" stop="20260612064828 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 413 - S04E14</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Bobby comes to blows with Ronnie when he secretly starts his own towing business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064828 +0000" stop="20260612070919 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 415 - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Ronnie is heartbroken when Bobby leaves Lizard Lick to start his own towing company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070919 +0000" stop="20260612073010 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 416 - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Amy Comes to the rescue of Krazy Dave and Juicy when they bungle a repo… and Ron secretly lends a hand to Bobby’s new business when Cassie fails to deliver the start-up cash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073010 +0000" stop="20260612075101 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 417 - S04E17</title>
    <desc>In a desperate move, Cassie turns to Ron for bailout money for Bobby's new business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062443 +0000" stop="20260612070742 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside Utah State Prison - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Inside the largest maximum security facility in Salt Lake City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070742 +0000" stop="20260612075031 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inside North Carolina Women's Prison - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Revealing of how these women deal with relationships and struggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060011 +0000" stop="20260612064817 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Visitors - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Logan and Jessica find a house to stay in. Rem thinks something about the house is strange and after searching his memory realizes that the people are dead and the house is haunted. The fugitives must find a way out of the trap that they have fallen into.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064817 +0000" stop="20260612073724 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turnabout - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Logan, Jessica, Rem, and Francis are all captured by a group of desert horsemen. Logan finds himself working with his sworn enemy Francis to save all of their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065024 +0000" stop="20260612075100 +0000" channel="C1131.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Continual Soiree - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Walt's obsession with Jacob leads to more tension with Cady. Vic testifies against Gilbert. Walt's anger erupts at the Red Pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060830 +0000" stop="20260612065100 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collision (a.k.a. Old Habits) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Violence erupts when Ana Lucia and her group stumble upon Sayid and the other castaways on the island. Kate and Jack care for Sawyer when Mr. Eko brings him back to the camp himself. Flashbacks reveal Ana Lucia's troubled life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065100 +0000" stop="20260612073657 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Kate Did - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Kate’s backstory continues, her original crime is revealed. She thinks something is haunting her through Sawyer.  Locke and Eko make an interesting discovery about the film, and Michael has a mysterious encounter with the computer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061807 +0000" stop="20260612070928 +0000" channel="C1133.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Adventure - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Shortly after leaving their original crash-site planet, Smith spots a familiar star and, in an amazing show of stellar navigational skill, calculates the course to get back to Earth.
He extracts a promise from Don and John that they'll return to Earth, or else he'll destroy his navigation data.  They agree, but inform the family at dinnertime that they are headed for Alpha Centauri after all, mainly because the Earth is on the other side of the Sun (how do they know that? - do they know the date?  And besides, from Alpha Centauri, Earth revolves clockwise, visible all the time).  Smith changes course 180 degrees, then clumsily jettisons most of the fuel.
They reach a refueling barge, one of several that Alpha Control put out in 1996, top up the tanks, and resume course for Alpha Centauri, not knowing that they've picked up a tailgater who follows them after Smith reverses course to Earth again.
The alarm goes off in the night, and they expend a lot of fuel pulling away from the Earth's</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060653 +0000" stop="20260612061849 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocket Men - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Lincoln and Clyde beg their parents to let them go to space cadets camp, but it's not as fun as they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061849 +0000" stop="20260612063046 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stall Monitor - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Worried that his teacher has bad things to say about him, Lincoln tries to delay his parent-teacher conference.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063046 +0000" stop="20260612064242 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pimple Plan - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Luan wakes up with a pimple on the day of her first date with Benny, so she turns to the siblings for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064242 +0000" stop="20260612065439 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Sports - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Lynn finds an unexpected TV sports watching buddy in the family's next-door neighbor, Mr. Grouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065439 +0000" stop="20260612070635 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geri-Antics - S04E26</title>
    <desc>When Lisa realizes that Pop Pop won't be around forever, she turns to science to ensure his longevity. Guest Stars: Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070635 +0000" stop="20260612071832 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exchange of Heart - S04E27</title>
    <desc>To divert the attention of his helicopter dads, Clyde arranges for an exchange student to stay with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071832 +0000" stop="20260612073028 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Community Disservice - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Lola takes a new timid classmate under her wing and gives her a social butterfly transformation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073028 +0000" stop="20260612074225 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Cuts - S04E29</title>
    <desc>When Luna discovers that the high school music club will be axed due do budget cuts, she leads a protest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074225 +0000" stop="20260612075421 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Off - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Desperate to play Lincoln’s trash-themed video game, Lana conspires to distract her brother away from the console.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061838 +0000" stop="20260612070013 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duckling - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Louie unwillingly takes home Jane's class ducklings for the evening. The next morning he embarks on a 5-day USO tour in the Middle East, when unbeknownst to him, Lily had hidden one of the ducklings in his suitcase to keep him safe. Louie meets other entertainers (including country western singer Keni Thomas) as well as many various soldiers during his time overseas. The duckling ends up bringing Louie and others good luck in ridiculous and heartwarming fashion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070013 +0000" stop="20260612072137 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Niece - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Louie waits at Grand Central Station to pick up his sister and niece for a visit. However, his sister surprises him by dumping the niece Amy on him and running off to catch a train to Philadelphia. Louie and Amy spend the night in New York together, visiting an indie rock club at her request, after which she asks to see Louie perform. After seeing her enamored with Godfrey's set, Louie attempts, unsuccessfully, to impress his niece by doing crowd work. After the set, Louie is surprised to see Godfrey spark up a lively conversation with the usually sullen teen. When they arrive back at the apartment, Louie receives a call from a Philadelphia hospital informing him that Amy's mother was found "acting irrationally" in a public fountain and that she is being held under observation. With Amy's father out of the picture, Louie volunteers to keep Amy until his sister is released.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072137 +0000" stop="20260612074636 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Jersey / Airport - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Louie takes some bad advice from Steven Wright and winds up getting in a car with an attractive but somewhat creepy woman who takes him to New Jersey for a devil's three-way with her husband, which leads to Louie wandering the Jersey 'burbs at night and relying on his pal Chris Rock to rescue him;
Louie takes a trip to the airport with Pamela.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060902 +0000" stop="20260612070047 +0000" channel="C1136.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and the Doorknob - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A doorknob is the source of consternation for newlyweds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070047 +0000" stop="20260612075244 +0000" channel="C1136.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and the Legal Agreement - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A separated couple with unseparated housing arrangements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062503 +0000" stop="20260612071431 +0000" channel="C1137.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gopher, the Rebel/Cabin Fever/Pacific Princess Overture - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A young female passenger encourages Gopher to be his own person and stand up for himself to Captain Stubing. However, neither were expecting the consequences of their actions.  A cheating husband is caught when his neighbors from home also board the cruise. However, being holed up in a cabin with his mistress isn't all that he hoped it would be.  A businessman uses all his wiles to convince a grieving widow to sell her husband's business to a Japanese conglomerate. But he soon comes to realize that this may not be the best idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060648 +0000" stop="20260612061925 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Automated Customer Service - S02E01</title>
    <desc>If your home-cleaning unit is attempting to murder you, please press 3.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061925 +0000" stop="20260612063226 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Two brothers far from home join genetically 'modded' locals in a deadly race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063226 +0000" stop="20260612065054 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pop Squad - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A cop charged with fighting the scourge of overpopulation is haunted by the human toll of his work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065054 +0000" stop="20260612070859 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow in the Desert - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Every bounty hunter in the galaxy wants a piece of Snow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070859 +0000" stop="20260612072028 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tall Grass - S02E05</title>
    <desc>During a journey across the prairie, a man becomes transfixed by distant, ghostly lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072028 +0000" stop="20260612072751 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Through the House - S02E06</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, two kids tiptoe downstairs to catch a glimpse of Santa. A twisted tale for adults only.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072751 +0000" stop="20260612074124 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Hutch - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After crash-landing on a craggy planet, a pilot makes his way to shelter, only to face a threat within.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074124 +0000" stop="20260612075519 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drowned Giant - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The body of a colossal young man washes ashore and becomes an object of fascination for the locals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060351 +0000" stop="20260612063118 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Agata - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dylan starts seeing Abigail, the hotel clerk from Angus's wedding. Six years earlier, he meets Evie for the first time at a house party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063118 +0000" stop="20260612065650 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Angus's friends encourage him to start dating after his divorce. Dylan hears back from Amy and remembers a fling that put him in an awkward position.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065650 +0000" stop="20260612072422 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liv - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dylan looks at a flat with Abigail, and Luke goes to therapy. Three and a half years ago, Angus and Helen are engaged - and at each other's throats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072422 +0000" stop="20260612075009 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isabel - S02E05</title>
    <desc>At a whiskey tasting, Dylan and Luke think back on a drunken awards ceremony, where things didn't quite go as planned for any of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064455 +0000" stop="20260612075048 +0000" channel="C1140.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye, Lucifer - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Lucifer tries to enjoy what may be his last day on Earth. Dan's killer escapes from prison. Chloe drops a serious bombshell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060825 +0000" stop="20260612063434 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dear Dad... Three - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right colour blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughters birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063434 +0000" stop="20260612070043 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sniper - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A lone sniper has the 4077th pinned down - including Radar and Henry in the shower. The poor boy thinks he's firing on McArthur's headquarters, and a chopper finally comes by and wounds him with gunfire from above, ending the siege. Hawkeye walks out to into the bush to tend to the wounded soldier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070043 +0000" stop="20260612072653 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carry On Hawkeye - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves.  As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive. Finally the others are well enough for Hawkeye to stop working and rest. He is thanked for his service with a commemorative roll of toilet paper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072653 +0000" stop="20260612075303 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incubator - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye and Trapper recover from an all night party. Henry gets a barbecue, and Hawkeye puts in a request for an incubator. The Quartermaster turns him down. They locate a Major with 3 incubators, but he won't let them have one. A Colonel tries to sell them one, and then they get into trouble with a General at a press conference. Finally, Radar trades the barbecue for an incubator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061208 +0000" stop="20260612070012 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry's Will - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When Mac tries to claim the station wagon left to him by his late Grandpa Harry, it starts a strange chase that leads him to an ex-con with a dream of running a restaurant, a soup kitchen in need of money, and a gang of crooks out for themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070012 +0000" stop="20260612074802 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MacGyver's Women - S06E08</title>
    <desc>MacGyver is accused of having a fear of commitment by the women in his life. A dream takes him back to the Old West where the women are mail-order brides.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063726 +0000" stop="20260612072502 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shoot - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Don is courted by Jim Hobarth, head of a larger ad firm who offers him more money and more creative resources to join them. Betty Draper rekindles her interest in modeling after Hobarth suggests she should try it. She doesn't realize it's all part of the strategy to get Don on board. Peggy Olsen is fretting over her weight gain but doesn't appreciate Joan's advice about getting ahead in the office. The ad team tries to counter the advertising coming out of the Kennedy campaign. Pete Campbell comes up with an idea to keep Kennedy's image off TV in key States.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062955 +0000" stop="20260612070149 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #804 - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Gangsta Lover   A Wedding Story   Chocolate Covered Peanuts   Halftime Pep Talk   Jump rope Bankruptcy, Palestine/Israel, Air Security   Great Debate   Tony Hawk Meets Anna Nicole   Real Man Talk   Bible Dude   Performance by Xzibit</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070149 +0000" stop="20260612073828 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #805 - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Reality Show Cameras   Translation Shakira Video   Bambi Threesome   Madden Popcorn Commercial   Ms. Campbell: Fast Food Lawsuit   Wayne Brady Show: Ja Rule   Wal Mart Price Slashing   Crossing Over with John Edwards   Earl Scheib's Body Shop Police Special   Shaggy performs Strength of a Woman   Close-Bobby and the Audience</desc>
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    <title>Gets Charged - S04E10</title>
    <desc>It's Valentine's Day and the class is selling lightbulbs. When they stop at Ms. Frizzle's house to sell her one, they find that her battery-operated doorbell doesn't work. While looking for Ms. Frizzle to tell her the doorbell's broken, Wanda overhears her teacher talking on the telephone. ""Ms. Frizzle has a boyfriend,"" says Wanda, ""and he's on his way over to see her! We've got to fix the doorbell or she'll never know he's here!"" But first they have to figure out how the doorbell works...</desc>
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    <title>Gets Programmed - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Ms. Frizzle's class arrives early to open the school for Mr. Ruhle (Paul Winfield). But there's so much to do! ""There must be a way to do all of these chores without actually doing them,"" says Carlos. The school handyman, Mr. McClean (Malcolm McDowell) is in total agreement. Enter Mr. Ruhle's new computer and Mikey, Carlos' whiz kid brother, who programs it to do all the chores! But when Ms. Frizzle shrinks Mikey and the class and sends them inside the computer for a guided tour, everything goes haywire. The only person who can fix the problem is Mikey - and he's just landed somewhere between the CPU and the hard drive!</desc>
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    <title>In the City - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ms. Frizzle's class is visiting the zoo, which is, according to Tim, the only place in the city where wild animals can survive. To test this idea â€” ZAP! â€” Ms. Frizzle turns the class into possums, foxes, and falcons! The Bus, with Liz inside, becomes a bear and wanders off, looking for food. Will the kid-animals be able to find the Bus-bear before the zookeeper finds it? And is Tim right? Can animals (like themselves) survive in the city?</desc>
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    <title>Takes a Dive - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Wanda discovers that one of Ms. Frizzle's ancestors was Redbeard the Pirate, she naturally wants to follow the treasure map he left. The map leads the class to a coral reef, where they learn first hand that life there is risky. To survive, they find, many plants and animals form surprising partnerships. But Wanda's not interested in partnerships â€” she just wants to find that treasure! When Ms. Frizzle turns the class into different sea creatures, Wanda as ""Wanda-Anemone,"" ""Wanda-Shrimp,"" and ""Wanda-Remora,"" begins to understand that partnerships are more valuable then she thought.</desc>
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    <title>Apocalypse? Now?! - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Kady punches a dude. Margo misses cocaine. Yawn.</desc>
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    <title>Oops!...I Did It Again - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Margo and Eliot have a bad day.</desc>
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    <title>Black is the Widow - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After a man is murdered, Magnum poses as a doctor on the same dating app the victim was using in order to find the killer who may be praying on wealthy men.</desc>
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    <title>A Kiss Before Dying - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When the Dobermans dig up what appears to be a human bone, Magnum and Higgins help Katsumoto investigate the murder of his former mentor.</desc>
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    <title>I Never Wanted to Go to France, Anyway... - S06E12</title>
    <desc>An old comrade of Higgins' brings his travelling carnival to Hawaii. But when one of the performers is fatally stabbed, Higgins asks Thomas to investigate. Working undercover as a carnival 'roustabout', aided by Rick, Thomas learns that even before the killing, the carnival had been experiencing a string of 'accidents', and must pin-point exactly who is trying to force the show out of business...</desc>
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    <title>Summer School - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After being expelled from a number of expensive schools, R.J., Robin's rich, careless, teenage nephew, arrives at the estate to be reformed and educated by Higgins. R.J., however, has other ideas and decides to impersonate Thomas after being impressed by his adventures. Hired by a woman to find the only witness to her husband's murder, R.J. manages to get Thomas and everyone else involved in the case targeted for death by the men who killed the woman's husband.</desc>
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    <title>Ida's Dance - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival.
Malcolm fails a music appreciation course, and reluctantly goes to Dewey for help.
Reese and Hal secretly watch scary movies while Lois is not around, but it ends up revealing some unexpected secrets about both Reese and Hal.</desc>
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    <title>Motivational Seminar - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Reese befriends a pack of troublesome stray dogs; Dewey feels conflicted when he starts seeing another mother-figure; Hal unwittingly becomes a motivational speaker.</desc>
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    <title>Stilts - S06E20</title>
    <desc>After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills, and a reluctant Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts.</desc>
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    <title>Buseys Take a Hostage - S06E21</title>
    <desc>When Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting with Malcolm, he is strongly encouraged to take on the role of President. Being his dad's right-hand man, Malcolm sees a perfect opportunity to add some excitement to the community, while Hal's agenda is a little bit different. Meanwhile, Francis takes on a new job as a camp activities coordinator and turns to Dewey for his input on some creative new games. While Dewey revels in his afternoon of fun, his fed-up classmates take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage.</desc>
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    <title>Flounder's Day - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After being unfairly beat out 50 years ago, Mama finally has a chance to sing in the annual Founder's Day festival when an audition is held to find a new singer of the town anthem "Raytown, O Raytown"</desc>
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    <title>Teacher's Pet - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Mama is smitten with her night school teacher, but she does not know how to get his attention... so she turns to Iola and Naomi for help.</desc>
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    <title>Child's Play - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Reverend and Mrs. Meechum ask Mama to look after their unruly grandson, Eugene, for the day. However, the little monster proves to be very difficult to handle, even for disciplinarian Mama.</desc>
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    <title>Mama Mania - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Didi, an old friend of Naomi's and a professional wrestler, talks Naomi into being a last-minute substitute for her ailing tag-team partner for a match. When Mama accidentally knocks Didi out just before the match, Naomi and Mama have to wrestle against Didi's weighty opponents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062246 +0000" stop="20260612064641 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Mother Makes Four - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chrissy tries to hide the fact that Robin has moved in when her mother visits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064641 +0000" stop="20260612071101 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Robin cooks a pork meal for Jo and her date, not realizing the dinner guest is Jewish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071101 +0000" stop="20260612073630 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Then There Were Two - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Jo gone for the weekend, Chrissy frets over being alone in the flat with Robin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073630 +0000" stop="20260612075911 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Only Money - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Robin, Chrissy and Jo think that their rent money has been stolen.</desc>
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    <title>Des Moines, IA - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb heads to Des Moines, Iowa, where he'll attempt the eat an overstuffed pulled pork sandwich slathered in a scorpion pepper hot sauce in ten minutes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063827 +0000" stop="20260612065927 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billings, MT - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb travels to Billings, Montana, to tackle a one-hour steak challenge featuring a 78-ounce rib eye and two pounds of mashed potatoes, salad and bread.</desc>
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    <title>Los Angeles, CA - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb travels to sunny Los Angeles for some epic eats, including a 2.5-pound fusion burrito loaded with every ingredient in the kitchen and drenched in hot sauce 600 times hotter than a jalapeno.</desc>
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    <title>Boston, MA - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb travels to historic Boston, Massachusetts, for some epic New England eats and a 4.5-pound Irish breakfast challenge at Flann O'Brien's Pub.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 8: Redemption - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and his allies comes to know their true enemy, who already knows much about them.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 9: The Marshal - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian is drawn to the Outer Rim in search of others of his kind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061628 +0000" stop="20260612065937 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unclaimed Baggage - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When a mysterious message leads Saanvi to the flight attendant of 828, she enlists Ben's help in uncovering a secret about the plane. Meanwhile, Michaela begins to question the nature of the callings when one goes horribly awry, leaving Jared to suffer the consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065937 +0000" stop="20260612074214 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Connecting Flights - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Stories unfold for those left behind in the aftermath of Flight 828's disappearance. Cal takes Ben on a mysterious adventure. Michaela tries to protect Jared from consequences at work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060326 +0000" stop="20260612062634 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck Saves the Day - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Kelly and Bud try to raise money to go to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062634 +0000" stop="20260612065335 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth or Consequences - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Al goes to Marcy's dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065335 +0000" stop="20260612071642 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Ain't Much, But He's Mine - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071642 +0000" stop="20260612073952 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair Exchange - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the French girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.</desc>
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    <title>The Romantic Weekend - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Gina is envious when Tommy and Pam plan to celebrate their six-month anniversary at a luxurious resort. When she complains to Martin about why they never do anything special, Martin takes Gina on a vacation to Chilligan's Island, a dreadful and low-rate resort that was advertised on the back of a cereal box. As the two try to make the best of their stay, they inadvertantly run into Tommy and Pam who also are vacationing at the resort.</desc>
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    <title>The Bachelor Party - S03E25</title>
    <desc>A nervous Martin and Gina try to enjoy their respective bachelor/bachelorette parties, but instead find themselves victims of their friends' advice and both imagine married life five years down the road.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070544 +0000" stop="20260612072810 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Bell Blues - S03E26</title>
    <desc>As Martin and Gina are making final preparations for their wedding, a visit from Martin's wacky relatives and Gina's conservative parents results in both families constantly bickering &amp; fighting. At the last minute, Martin and Gina decide to elope. Mama Payne becomes furious and throws a fit in the chapel. Part 1 of 2.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072810 +0000" stop="20260612075034 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love is a Beach - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Martin and Gina flee to the Bahamas with Tommy and Pam to escape their families constant bickering. As the couples make last minute preparations, Martin gets stuck in an elevator with Tommy, while Pam accidentally ruins Gina's wedding gown. After the diasters have passed, Martin and Gina are free to take part in their long-awaited oceanside wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060123 +0000" stop="20260612065726 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Gonna Take the Weight? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of a chaotic event at a favorite Harlem hangout, Luke heeds the call to action — and hits Cottonmouth where he'll feel it most.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065726 +0000" stop="20260612074929 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step in the Arena - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As he rescues a victim of Cottonmouth's vengeance, Luke remembers his earlier life and the conspiracy that led to his superhuman strength.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060831 +0000" stop="20260612065500 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hearts of Men - S02E10</title>
    <desc>As Madani and Krista debate who's worth saving, Frank prepares to storm Russo's territory. A brutal encounter pushes Pilgrim back into old habits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065500 +0000" stop="20260612074841 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Abyss - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Amy rushes to protect Frank, who lies defenseless in a hospital. Pilgrim gets some crushing news, and Karen Page calls in a favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061411 +0000" stop="20260612063615 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Between an Ock and a Hard Place - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spider-man's popularity nose dives, thanks to Pete's pictures in the Daily Bugle. Spidey battles a female 'Doc Ock' as the real plan of Dr Octopus is revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063615 +0000" stop="20260612065818 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise Above It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man tangles with the Wakeriders, a thrill seeking group using Vulture technology.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065818 +0000" stop="20260612072022 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School of Hard Knocks - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Spidey teams up with Ms Marvel to investigate a strange school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072022 +0000" stop="20260612074225 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Man's Party - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Pete becomes weary of supplying footage to Jameson that is used to trash Spider-man's reputation. In a bid to scoop Pete, Eddie Brock tries to photograph substance V-252 and Venom is born.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061217 +0000" stop="20260612063420 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider Slayers (1) - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man must team with the former traitor, Scarlet Spider, to stop Doc Ock from reawakening a secret program designed to create evil duplicates of Spider-Man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063420 +0000" stop="20260612065624 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider Slayers (2) - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man and Scarlet Spider have to infiltrate the sunken Hydra Island so Scarlet can destroy the lab that created him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065624 +0000" stop="20260612071756 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider Slayers (3) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man puts the Triskelion on lockdown when a mysterious villain begins to take out the heroes one at a time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071756 +0000" stop="20260612073928 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moon Knight Before Christmas - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man house sits on Christmas Eve and is forced to team up with Moon Knight to defend the home from the new Mysterio.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060446 +0000" stop="20260612063025 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary the Writer - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to take a creative writing course, and is less than delighted with the criticism Lou levels at her efforts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063025 +0000" stop="20260612065602 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sue Ann's Sister - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Sue Ann becomes deeply depressed when her sister arrives and gets an offer to do a competing homemaker show in Minneapolis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065602 +0000" stop="20260612072138 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Wrong with Swimming? - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Mary hires a new sportscaster who refuses to cover any sports but swimming and is faced with the prospect of firing her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072138 +0000" stop="20260612074709 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ted's Change of Heart - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Ted suffers a heart attack on the air and for the next few days becomes conscious of how precious life is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063025 +0000" stop="20260612072839 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S22E01</title>
    <desc>It’s the first heat of this year’s competition, and six talented cooks are braced for culinary battle. Their first goal is to secure one of four gleaming MasterChef aprons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065554 +0000" stop="20260612075353 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right to Die - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Her flesh has been burned and her body remains in coma but from a medical perspective, Abby is still alive. Her husband Cliff is determined to get a court order to stop her pain. But Abby's condition is worsening, she repeatedly flat-lines and is revived. Each time her body dies, her spirit grows stronger attacking those that have taken advantage of her plight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062246 +0000" stop="20260612064343 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws of Death - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Jan Rouven, Michael Finney, and Michael Grandinetti.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064343 +0000" stop="20260612070439 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindfold - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Magicians display their amazing skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070439 +0000" stop="20260612072535 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanish in Mid Air - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Rob Lake, Nathan Burton, Michael Grandinetti, and Michael Giles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072535 +0000" stop="20260612074631 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selbit Sawing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians: Jan Rouven, Jonathon Pendragon, Ed Alonzo, and Christopher Hart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062247 +0000" stop="20260612071046 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Psychic - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Matlock agrees to defend a psychic, Jennifer Holtz, who claims to have seen the murder before it ever took place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071046 +0000" stop="20260612075846 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thief (1) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When a rare coin dealer is charged with murdering a thieving employee, he hires Matlock to defend him. Tyler is less than thrilled when Matlock temporarily hires a female investigator, and has his own suspicions of her motives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062149 +0000" stop="20260612064715 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally for Congress - S04E30</title>
    <desc>A big-shot Washington Political Boss, with a reputation for turning war heroes into politicians, is about to pay a visit, and Binghamton must quickly change from a 'desk jockey', into a fearless, battle-hardened Commander in order to try to become the Boss's next project after the war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064715 +0000" stop="20260612071239 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ensign for McHale - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ensign Charles Parker reports for duty as the new Executive Officer of the PT 73, to a not-so-warm welcome from McHale and The Crew. But McHale is soon impressed by the Ensign, and persuades the boys to shape up, so that Parker can stay on as XO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071239 +0000" stop="20260612073813 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Purple Heart for Gruber - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lester Gruber has been given the job of laundering Captain Binghamton's uniforms. When a Japanese sub fires on the PT 73, the uniforms are destroyed, and Lester's finger is scratched, prompting him to put in for a Purple Heart.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Let's Dig Deep! - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Dethlessons - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Dethdoubles - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Fruit of the Poison Tree - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Al Rojo Vivo - S02E16</title>
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    <title>A Flower for Minnie - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Bronco Busted - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Coned! - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Movie Time - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Wonders of the Deep - S03E08</title>
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    <title>No - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Roughin' It - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Dancevidaniya - S03E12</title>
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    <title>Couple Sweaters - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Turkish Delights - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Ku'u Lei Melody - S03E16</title>
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    <title>Entombed - S03E17</title>
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    <title>Split Decision - S03E19</title>
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    <title>Good Sports - S03E20</title>
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    <title>Swimmin' Hole - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Locked in Love - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Bee Inspired - S04E05</title>
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    <title>The Telling - S03E23</title>
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    <title>The Wedding - S03E24</title>
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    <title>Last Whiff of Summer (1) - S04E01</title>
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    <title>The Second Act - S04E03</title>
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    <title>'57 Chevy Bel Air - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Victoria Runs Away - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Happy Halloween - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Refuse Service - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Polling Place - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Hunting Trip - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Love Letters - S03E03</title>
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    <title>All About That Bass - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Foxcroft Academy for Boys - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Broken Wings - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Mystery on Wall Street - S03E09</title>
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    <title>A Dog's Life - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Spring Break - S03E11</title>
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    <title>At the Car Wash - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The team gets the Mystery Mobile a regular car wash for $9.99.</desc>
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    <title>24 Hours or Else - S12E08</title>
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    <title>Swedish Invasion - S12E09</title>
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    <title>The Balance of Power - S05E08</title>
    <desc>When Arthur's car lot is compulsory purchased by the council, he decides to run as an independent candidate in the local bi-election for a seat on the council. Terry and a local reporter help out, but just as he is about to win, the opposition want him barred for overspending during his campaign.</desc>
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    <title>Around the Corner - S05E09</title>
    <desc>To cover a debt Arthur is given a greyhound, but while Terry is trying to train him, Arthur gets conned over video's that don't exist.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 8 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bill and Wendy interview candidates for a fourth member of the team. Holden is intrigued by complaints about a school principal's odd habit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061955 +0000" stop="20260612064149 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simpleman - S04E16</title>
    <desc>A relative of Marinette's is akumatized into Simplificator, a supervillain determined to simplify this overly complex world. Stopping him won't be simple for Ladybug and Cat Noir!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064149 +0000" stop="20260612070354 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glaciator 2 - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ladybug and Cat Noir face Glaciator again. Glaciator annoys Ladybug by insisting that the superheroes are in love. Cat Noir encounters Marinette, who wrestles with secret romance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070354 +0000" stop="20260612072535 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dearest Family - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Galette Day is eventful for Marinette! Tikki is acting very strange and three supervillains show up! Will Ladybug still manage to establish herself as queen of the day?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072535 +0000" stop="20260612074816 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ephemeral - S04E19</title>
    <desc>What if Ladybug and Cat Noir found out about each other's secret identities? Ladybug must decide whether she should reveal Cat Noir's identity so that she can remain the Guardian.</desc>
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    <title>Making Music: Meet Neighborhood Musical Director John Costa - S15E11</title>
    <desc>Rogers walks off stage and introduces his viewers to the people who create the music live on Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood: John Costa, pianist and musical director, Bob Rawsthorne, percussionist and Carl McVicker, bassist. In Make-Believe story King Friday commands that all neighbors celebrate a “Bass Violin Festival.” The trouble is, not everyone can play the bass violin. The neighbors each find their own creative ways to obey the King’s command.</desc>
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    <title>Making Music: A Visit with Yo-Yo Ma - S15E12</title>
    <desc>Yo-Yo Ma, one of Rogers' closest friends, plays his cello at Negri's Music Shop.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Miss Paulifficate suggests doing a dance in a bass violin costume for the festival.</desc>
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    <title>Making Music: A Hand Clapping Game with Ella Jenkins - S15E13</title>
    <desc>Folk singer Ella Jenkins and Chuck Aber stop by for folk songs that keep everyone moving. Mister Rogers helps children know it’s hard to learn new things, even for grown-ups. In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Lady Aberlin doesn't know how to approach her offer to dance with a bass violin for the festival. Daniel suggests Lady Aberlin tell the truth to King Friday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072934 +0000" stop="20260612075826 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Music: A Visit with the Empire Brass Quintet - S15E14</title>
    <desc>Rogers visits a brass quintet.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Lady Aberlin and Handyman Negri meet the Royal trumpeters.</desc>
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    <title>Easy Come, Easy Go - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to become part of posh Beverly Hills society by passing himself off as an adoptable pet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060908 +0000" stop="20260612061511 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Man's Halibut - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw fights with an island castaway over who gets to eat Harry Halibut! Harry is not amused.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061511 +0000" stop="20260612062114 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweat Hog Shark - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A biker is resting on an island. MisterJaw shocks him into leaving his bike. MisterJaw and Catfish fall into a gang of bikers, and they find riding to be the greatest challenge of all. MisterJaw jumps the Grand Canyon with the bike, and all the bikers praise him. He doesn't understand bikers' lingo, and he takes their praise as insults. This cartoon features lots of humorous motorcycle slang, and even a reference to Evil Knievel and his Grand Canyon jump.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062114 +0000" stop="20260612062716 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Fool - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is having trouble catching fish for dinner. When he sees a pelican fly over and dive down, scooping up his dinner, he thinks that flying is the way to catch a meal, so he tries taking to the air, too! He decides to build himself a set of wings so that he can do this. He also finds that flying is more difficult than he thought! A clever ending adds the perfect touch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062716 +0000" stop="20260612063320 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Halibut - S01E02</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw dives on some fish for dinner, but he ends up swallowing a big rock. He tries to catch two pelicans, but they escape. His pal Catfish suggests that he go after a halibut. After all, they are easy targets... but not for MisterJaw, who gets a hankering to eat Harry Halibut. With Catfish's help, MisterJaw comes up with some very imaginative ways to capture his prey!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063320 +0000" stop="20260612063920 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Spree - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pally finds a deal in the newspaper where they can get a deal on fish without hunting for their meals. MisterJaw and Catfish raid a nearby fish market and end up on the lam from the law.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063920 +0000" stop="20260612064524 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showbiz Shark - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The boys see a sign on shore: talent is needed for an amusement park water show. Misterjaw feels that he has it, and he applies for the job. He plays the piano for the agent. Misterjaw plays jazz, but the agent doesn't like jazz. Another shark plays classical, which the agent likes better. The other shark dives from a 20-foot pole into a barrel of water. Misterjaw dives from 500 feet into a glass of water. The other shark gets the job. No more show biz for Misterjaw.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064524 +0000" stop="20260612065126 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster of the Deep - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw finds himself in a haunted sunken ship and being terrorized by its ghostly occupant.</desc>
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    <title>Beach Resort - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish terrify a local beach, scaring all the tourists off. Now they have everything to themselves and take up tennis. The clerk at the Freebairn Hotel calls Fearless Freddy: Shark Hunter! Freddy is no match for Misterjaw until he blows up a decoy. When the decoy explodes, Misterjaw asks Catfish, "Why didn't you tell me she was that kind of woman?"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065729 +0000" stop="20260612070331 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aladdin's Lump - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Two fishermen find Aladdin's Lamp. Misterjaw comes along and scares the fishermen away, keeping the lamp. He proceeds to get exactly what he wishes for. He then scares the lamp's genie away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070331 +0000" stop="20260612070933 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red Riding Halibut - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to get Harry Halibut by pretending to be Granny Halibut. Appearances by the "real" Little Red Riding Hood, and The Wolf, add a whimsical touch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070933 +0000" stop="20260612071536 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Codfather - S01E09</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish find a treasure map. The map leads them to a sunken boat full of cans of tuna fish, but a huge fish, the Codfather, is guarding it. The fish claims all the treasures in the area... as long as it's in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean! MisterJaw and Catfish keep trying to get rid of the Codfather so that they can eat the tuna.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071536 +0000" stop="20260612072138 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shape of Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw enrolls in a gym to lose some weight. Trouble begins when some neighborhood cats (complete with British accents) set their eyes on having Catfish for lunch!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072138 +0000" stop="20260612072740 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Saucer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Two goofy aliens land on Earth and bump into Misterjaw and Catfish. The extraterrestrials believe these two nutty sea creatures are earthlings!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072740 +0000" stop="20260612073343 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey Jone's Locker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is after the little yellow fish again, but is captured by a Swordfish poolshark, so they play a game of pool for the little fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073343 +0000" stop="20260612073945 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught in the Act - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw has his eye on a little fish that is to be his supper. The little fellow runs to Madame Neptune, and she lets him stay in her fish bowl. Misterjaw dons a variety of disguises to snatch his halibut prey from Madame Neptune. He pretends to be a phone repairman to sneak the fish out. Granny gives him the broom. Next, a policeman. Again, the broom... A final surprise provides the perfect finish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073945 +0000" stop="20260612074548 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Sharkman, Merry Sharkman - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have another episode with Fearless Freddy. Freddy tries so many things to catch Misterjaw, but Misterjaw always out-smarts him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074548 +0000" stop="20260612075150 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea Chase - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Up to his old tricks of scaring someone, MisterJaw picks upon a fisherman's decoy duck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612075150 +0000" stop="20260612075752 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aloha, Hah Hah! - S01E16</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw goes on a Hawaiian excursion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061244 +0000" stop="20260612063342 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Child O’ Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After finding out Johan has been pretending to be a different race, Rainbow gets mad, and Alicia and Paul try to find a way to encourage Johan to be proud of being Black.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063342 +0000" stop="20260612065444 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brand New Funk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alicia and Denise bicker over who is the stronger Black woman, and Paul and Harrison come up with a new way of showing affection. Meanwhile, Rainbow is put in charge of Johan and Santamonica and she struggles to maintain control over them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065444 +0000" stop="20260612071616 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On My Own - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Paul surprises the family by inviting one of his students to live with them, and Paul and Alicia compete to be his mentor. Meanwhile, Rainbow has a crush on their new house guest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071616 +0000" stop="20260612073748 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Livin' on a Prayer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bow takes an interest in going to church with her friends, much to her parents’ dismay. Meanwhile, Santi and Jonah try to prepare for hell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073748 +0000" stop="20260612075915 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Prerogative - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It’s not all fun and games when Paul wants to crash Denise and Alicia’s neighborhood Spades match, so they teach him about the cultural and racial significance of the game. Meanwhile, Santi, Johan and Bow learn about divorce after watching a movie, so Harrison tries to teach them that divorce can be cool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062339 +0000" stop="20260612071451 +0000" channel="C1190.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Linc -- with Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Linc falls in love with an attractive young woman, but their romance is threatened when a man from her past turns up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061910 +0000" stop="20260612064122 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Small Feet - S09E10</title>
    <desc>When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett’s Closets, Jay expects validation for his contribution. Pam’s ex-boyfriend shows up and Mitchell sees this as an opportunity to get Pam out of the house. Luke and Alex find a business opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064122 +0000" stop="20260612070335 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Said, She Shed - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Claire’s request to build a “She Shed” in their backyard is denied by the homeowners association. Pameron lets Cam in on a family secret that forces him to visit Mitch’s therapist to work through this new information. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Joe how to play golf but he and Gloria both push him into becoming too competitive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070335 +0000" stop="20260612072543 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dear Beloved Family - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Gloria has to rush Phil to the hospital for an emergency surgery after he experiences some intense stomach pains and rallies the entire family to be by his side.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072543 +0000" stop="20260612074755 +0000" channel="C1191.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Your Head - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Luke goes missing after a night out in a sketchy neighborhood. Haley is desperate to land an interview with the creator of a popular lifestyle website and interrupts one of Alex's classes to get her help, which upsets Alex's professor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061629 +0000" stop="20260612063720 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Bonnie helps Christy gain perspective as she considers a life-changing decision. As Jill fears she’s running out of time to have a baby, she consults a fertility doctor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063720 +0000" stop="20260612065731 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beef Baloney Dan and the Hot Zone - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Bonnie suspects that Adam’s sponsor has an ulterior motive. Christy is caught in the middle when Tammy plays hard to get with Chef Rudy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065731 +0000" stop="20260612071824 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Christy, Bonnie and the ladies step in to help when Marjorie babysits her granddaughter for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071824 +0000" stop="20260612073913 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Bonnie worries about her therapist when his life hits a serious rough patch. Christy comes to Marjorie's aid when she has trouble adjusting to a new job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073913 +0000" stop="20260612080007 +0000" channel="C1192.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog - S07E20</title>
    <desc>The ladies’ friendships are tested when they live in close quarters during a sober retreat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060519 +0000" stop="20260612061638 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ganley Stoodman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Goodman's legs get cut off and stolen, his search for the leg thief lands him in the first grade, where he is mistaken for a child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061638 +0000" stop="20260612062756 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bald Boyz - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062756 +0000" stop="20260612063918 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Television - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Goodman buries his family TV, it rises from the grave, demanding to be entertained.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063918 +0000" stop="20260612065037 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunday Man - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff confesses to his secret encounters with “Sunday Man,” a man made of ice-cream, Sheriff finds that the truth is hard to swallow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065037 +0000" stop="20260612070137 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chili Snakes - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Tommy joins a boy band and Sheriff has his most frustrating day yet; when he gets so busy, he has no time to start the episode. Meanwhile, Mom is in trouble when a smarmy opportunist wants to exploit her infamous chili. It's up to Blade to save her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070137 +0000" stop="20260612071256 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The president visits Olde Town for a sleepover with Sheriff; but ends up falling for Sheriff's sister Candy. Sheriff reacts poorly due to jealousy and many people get hurt. Hilarity ensues...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071256 +0000" stop="20260612072415 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charter - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Goodman claims that the Old Town charter allows a Deputy to give a Sheriff a ticket.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072415 +0000" stop="20260612073507 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Guys - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Somebody or something is kidnapping good guys all around town; when the sheriff discovers that he’s not good enough to be kidnapped, he sets out to prove that he’s the greatest guy in town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073507 +0000" stop="20260612074624 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheriff and Roach - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sheriff hires a bug as a new deputy, leading to a cockroach being put in charge of solving a mysterious murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074624 +0000" stop="20260612075740 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Parents - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Goodman's attempts to impress his son Tommy ends up causing a car crash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061203 +0000" stop="20260612065558 +0000" channel="C1194.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Back - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Río is captured, a distraught Tokyo turns to the Professor for help. Armed with a bold new plan, they reunite the team in order to rescue him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065558 +0000" stop="20260612073829 +0000" channel="C1194.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aikido - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Professor recruits Martín to put his brother's plan into action and target the Bank of Spain. First step? Create total chaos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062854 +0000" stop="20260612071025 +0000" channel="C1195.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Monk and the Blackout - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Three deaths during a city-wide blackout result in a joint investigation by Stottlemeyer, Monk, Sharona, and Disher, with the unprecedented cooperation of the FBI and the help of power company spokeswoman Michelle Rivas, an attractive brunette who is inexplicably attracted to Monk. While Sharona and Dr. Kroger pressure Monk to call Michelle, Disher follows up on Monk's suggestion that the power outage is connected to a '90s radical named Winston Brenner. Everything fits--the handwriting in the note, the phrasing, even a pair of photographs. Everything except one small detail at the end of the report--Brenner died in 1995. When the FBI acknowledges the possibility that Brenner may have faked his own death to avoid a trial, Captain Stottlemeyer presents a tree-hugging former friend of Brenner's with the evidence that Brenner is still alive and reminds him that this particular power outage is also a homicide. When the tree-hugger is murdered, it becomes clear that the killer is indeed Bre</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071025 +0000" stop="20260612075139 +0000" channel="C1195.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Monk Gets Fired - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Karen Stottlemeyer has decided to film a "cinema verite" documentary about her husband's work, but her timing couldn't be worse. The police commissioner shouts at the captain (on camera) for focusing on a routine arson fire in a wig factory and relying on Monk to solve a more newsworthy case involving a female victim whose body was cut up with a chainsaw. Monk is in even worse trouble. After presenting some useful leads involving the chainsaw victim's age and nationality, he accidentally erases several years' worth of crucial computer files, and the enraged commissioner revokes Monk's private practice license despite Stottlemeyer's protests that doing so will destroy him. With Sharona forced to return to her old job as a nurse, the devastated Monk sits in the hospital hallway all day waiting for her until, at her exasperrated insistence, he finds a job with a magazine as a fact checker. Meanwhile, having identified the victim based on Monk's information, the captain and Disher zero...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061354 +0000" stop="20260612063913 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Missing Monkee - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Peter goes missing, the boys scramble to find him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063913 +0000" stop="20260612070431 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Was a Teenage Monster - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Monkees become captives of a maniacal doctor who wants to create a singing monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070431 +0000" stop="20260612072950 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audition (Find the Monkees) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A television producer hears a Monkees song and sets out to find them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072950 +0000" stop="20260612075510 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkees in the Ring - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Davy takes to the ring and becomes a star boxer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061407 +0000" stop="20260612063641 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godfellas - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fidelma joins the church choir while Martin's confirmation service leads to an epiphany.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063641 +0000" stop="20260612065911 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bell-End of an Era - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Martin's final week at primary school and he wants to leave a mark. Fidelma manages to drop a bombshell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065911 +0000" stop="20260612072147 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boylé, Boylé, Boylé - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Martin is appalled when his dad takes the family on holiday during the 1990 World Cup, so he tries to hitch-hike back to Boyle to watch a vital match on home turf.</desc>
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    <title>Party Like It's 1999 - S12E14</title>
    <desc>To beat inflation, Mark and Digger attempt an old-school run of liquor they can sell at a 1990s price. Danielle Parton teams up with Henry and Kenny to make legendary Franklin County moonshine. Richard and Craig discover a rival's stash house.</desc>
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    <title>On the Road Again - S12E15</title>
    <desc>Facing time on the road, Tickle asks Tim to help convert a bus into a mobile moonshine rig. Digger and Beaz scramble to save a big sale for a rising country star who happens to be Willie Nelson's granddaughter. Richard and Craig abandon their still site.</desc>
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    <title>Mindy Gets Her Job - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Mindy applies for a job at a TV station. After speaking her mind to the station manager, she get hired. A blizzard keeps newscasters from getting to the station, so Mindy has to do the whole news show herself, with help from Mork.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Twelve Angry Appliances - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Mindy has a broken record player that the repairman won't fix for a second time. Mork and Mindy want to get revenge on the repairman, so Mork puts him on trial before a jury of broken appliances.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>There's a New Mork in Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mork is beside himself when he hears that Xerko is coming from Ork to visit him. Xerko turns out to be an arrogant and egotistical man who wants Mork's job of reporting back to Orson. Xerko and Mork duel to see who will get the job.</desc>
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    <title>Mork Meets Robin Williams - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Robin Williams is in town and Mindy can't get an interview. Mork doesn't think he looks anything like Robin Williams, but he gets chased by a mob of fans. Mork gets Mindy and himself into Robin Williams' dressing room, leading to a face-to-face interview with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Chough Hotel - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Yvette Fielding, Derek Acorah and the team spend a night at the Chough Hotel in Somerset, where they discover the secrets of the building's dark past. David Bull holds a vigil alone in the attic - but it is a decision he will come to regret.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ordsall Hall - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Yvette Fielding investigates a scene of suicide and starvation, discovering the truth behind the death of the `White Lady' whose ghost is said to haunt Ordsall Hall in Salford.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ice Cream - S04E44</title>
    <desc>Bean wants an ice cream from the ice cream van, but ends up serving himself - along with every kid in town!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Birthday Party - S04E45</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is feeling down. Everyone has forgotten his birthday - and to make it worse Mrs. Wicket is having a noisy party downstairs.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>In the Garden - S04E46</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean tries to cut the grass in the garden, but finds it impossible.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Magic Day Out - S04E47</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean and Irma are off for a day at the seaside, where his trunk gets accidentally swapped with that of a stage magician.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ball Pool - S04E48</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean does not like sharing the local soft play area with all those annoying kids. So he decides to convert his flat.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pizza Bean - S04E49</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean orders a takeaway pizza, but when it arrives he feels let down by the size of it; he sets out to bake his own unique Teddy-shaped pizzas.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Photograph - S04E50</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean needs a new passport photograph and goes to incredible lengths to get one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071921 +0000" stop="20260612073021 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing Bean - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean needs to learn to dance to impress his girlfriend Irma.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bean Shopping - S04E52</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is locked in a department store overnight and has the time of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Game Over - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean becomes obsessed with gaming after being introduced by Mrs Wicket's nephew. He decides he must have his own console.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dead Man's Curve - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters the soapbox derby and Grandpa finds Mr. Pickles' biggest fear.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Loose Tooth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy sets out with Mr. Pickles to lose his tooth so he can meet the Tooth Fairy. Meanwhile, Sheriff searches for a group of wanted pedophiles.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Grandpa's Night Out - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Grandpa wakes up hungover and soon finds out that he made a horrible mistake the night before.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Coma - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Goodman wonders how easy his life would be if he were a dog, and when he gets knocked unconscious, he soon finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Where Is Mr. Pickles? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. Pickles gets dog-napped as a gang of bounty hunters race to collect the bounty on his head.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Lair - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Grandpa is on a quest to discover what really goes on inside Mr. Pickles' doghouse, and to prove once and for all that he's not crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070731 +0000" stop="20260612071847 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mental Asylum - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Season one ended with Mr. Pickles causing Grandpa to be taken to the mental asylum. But when Mr. Pickles realizes Grandpa is now safe from him behind the asylum walls, he hatches a new plan to bust him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071847 +0000" stop="20260612073003 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cops and Robbers - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy gets caught in a big crime when he mistakes a little person for a child his own age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073003 +0000" stop="20260612074119 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serial Killers - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The sheriff assigns Mr. Pickles to search for four serial killers running loose in the woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074119 +0000" stop="20260612075236 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shövenpucker - S02E04</title>
    <desc>With a metal thief loose in Old Town, Tommy and Mr. Pickles seek the help of an old superhero with a strange addiction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063318 +0000" stop="20260612073840 +0000" channel="C1207.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eps2.2_init_1.asec - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Elliot befriends Ray, hoping he can finally delete Mr. Robot; Dom makes a big discovery; Darlene considers whether the FBI or Dark Army are the bigger threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060841 +0000" stop="20260612063740 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Rider Mammy - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Cathy’s book group gets an unexpected new member – Agnes. After accidentally picking up one of Cathy’s novels, Agnes discovers she has a surprising fondness for steamy fiction. When she gatecrashes the next group meeting to share her, ahem, insights, Cathy is mortified.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063740 +0000" stop="20260612070627 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Secret - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Agnes is worried that her family are keeping too many secrets, but her meddling makes matters much worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070627 +0000" stop="20260612073531 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Merchandise - S01E03</title>
    <desc>With the wedding looming, the Brown household is in crisis as Dermot and Agnes disagree over the best man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062449 +0000" stop="20260612071119 +0000" channel="C1210.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off the Record - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kate is working on a murder case investigation with the help of a source she trusts. The police demand full disclosure from her, then arrest her when she refuses to divulge her source's name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071119 +0000" stop="20260612075741 +0000" channel="C1210.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Valley Strangler - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kate investigates a horrifying series of murders committed by strangulation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063255 +0000" stop="20260612071855 +0000" channel="C1211.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried in a Bog - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Buried in a Bog unravels the riddle of two Iron Age Bog Bodies unearthed from the peat fields of Ireland. Through CG Animation these mysterious mummies, murdered over two millennia ago are brought back to life in a shocking ancient detective story that discovers the truth and glory behind their deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060034 +0000" stop="20260612062610 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lily Munster–Girl Model - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Fearing that she is not useful around the house, Lily searches for a job. She eventually lands a position as a fashion model, causing Herman to become wildly jealous as he entertains fantasies about the suave men she's liable to mingle with. With Grandpa's help, Herman transforms himself into a swinging playboy.  Grandpa, in a disguise, poses as his beautiful blonde girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062610 +0000" stop="20260612065145 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Munster the Magnificent - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Eddie volunteers Herman as a performer for his school's Talent Night.  Since Herman has no discernible talent, Grandpa conjures up a pair of magic ballet shoes that will transform whoever wears them into a gifted dancer.  But Herman is uneasy about strapping on this footwear. Fortunately, Eddie already has him billed as the world's greatest magician.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065145 +0000" stop="20260612071723 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herman's Happy Valley - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Herman purchases ten acres in Happy Holiday Valley through a magazine ad.  It turns out to be a patch of wasteland in a broken-down ghost town, so the Munsters absolutely adore it.  This makes things difficult for the fly-by-night salespeople who get a better offer for the property and want to buy it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071723 +0000" stop="20260612074253 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Rod Herman - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Eddie, under the impression that his father is the greatest driver in the world, volunteers Herman in a drag-strip competition.  After souping up the Munster Coach and dressing up like Marlon Brando in his Wild One days, Herman loses his car in a drag race.  In a rematch, Grandpa races in the Dragula, a motorized coffin on wheels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061552 +0000" stop="20260612063854 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gonzo's Video Show - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Nanny has rented a video camera recorder and allows the babies to play with it unattended for an hour. Gonzo takes charge behind the camera and the gang decides to remake Star Wars together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063854 +0000" stop="20260612070157 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun Park Fantasies - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Instead of waiting until morning to visit the fun park, the babies make their own park right in the nursery!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070157 +0000" stop="20260612072616 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From a Galaxy Far, Far Away... - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an alien (really an escaped Koala) ends up in the Nursery, the kids build a rocketship out of their toys so they can take it back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072616 +0000" stop="20260612075035 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good, Clean Fun - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The babies accidently brake a lamp and try to compensate by preparing lunch, but they just ending up making up making a bigger mess, especially Animal.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Kris Kristofferson &amp; Rita Coolidge - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Sketches/Songs: "Help Me Make It Through the Night", Gonzo's Act, "Muppet Labs", "My Wild Irish Rose", "Muppet Newsflash", "We're All Alone", "A Frog He Would a Wooing Go", "New York State of Mind", "An Actor's Life For Me", "A Song I'd Like To Sing"</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Raquel Welch - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sketches/Songs: "Someone Just Like You", "Jamboree", "At the Dance", Fozzie's Act, "Talk Spot", "Confide in Me", "Swedish Chef", "I'm a Woman"</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Leo Sayer - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sketches/Songs: "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing", "Carbon Paper", "The Daffodills", "The Show Must Go On", "She was a Dear Little Dicky Bird", Fozzie's Act, "When I Need You"</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gilda Radner - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Sketches/Songs: "The Lullaby of Broadway", "Modern Major General", "Muppet Melodrama", "Witch Doctor", "A Saucy Little Bird on Nellie's Hat", "Muppet Labs", "Muppet Newsflash", "Tap Your Troubles Away"</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Harbinger of Death - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Jessica is thrilled to be visiting her niece Carrie and her husband Leonard, an astronomer dreaming of seeing a long-lost comet, but when Carrie's ex-boyfriend Drake Eaton is murdered in the home she's been staying in, Jessica has to prove not only her niece but also her husband innocent of murder.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sports Women vs. Business Women - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Hot off the success of the College Girls of Spring Break special, MXC holds their second ever all-women show, this time pitting the athletic sports types against the self-made business types. Meanwhile, Vic and Kenny pay tribute to Spike TV's new explosive show, Boom!, by playing with dynamite.

Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; The Giant G-String of Doom</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>White Collar Careers vs. Blue Collar Careers - S03E25</title>
    <desc>It's Career Day on MXC as white collar workers and their proteges compete against the blue collar workers and their aide de camps.

Games include: Plank Spankers; Slipped Disks of Doom; Mud Butlers; Log Drop</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Comic Book Industry vs. Personal Hygiene - S03E26</title>
    <desc>MXC presents the battle between the people who prevent stinkers against the drawers with pen-and-inkers when the hygiene industry challenges the comic book industry. Also, Vic turns Kenny's unsuccessful Oral-Facializer into the even more unsuccessful Man-Ipulator, and we see the adventures of Megaphone Man when he goes into the lair of the evil doctor Medula Oblongata.

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Highballers; Gang Plankers; Runaway Stump</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070737 +0000" stop="20260612072814 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Housewives vs. Ultimate Fighters - S04E01</title>
    <desc>In honor of Spike TV's relationship with the the Ultimate Fighting Championship, this special edition of MXC pits the ultimate fighters against the Wisteria Lane gang and their compadres of Desperate Housewives in the battle of the octagoners and the Eva Longorias.

Games include: Take a Leek; Mudd Butlers; Sinkers &amp; Floaters; Dash to Death; Log Drop</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072814 +0000" stop="20260612074852 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Real Mafia vs. Video Game Industry - S04E02</title>
    <desc>MXC presents the goombahs and the game boys (and girls) in this battle.

Games include: Backyard Bocci Ball Bloodbath; Dope on a Rope; Nerve Racketeering; Slabs of Death; Sorry-Wrong Number; Clear Sphere of Fear</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061427 +0000" stop="20260612064304 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Not Be Heisty - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Ben's attempt to deposit some money into his bank coincides with someone else's decision to take some out - with the aid of sawn-off shotguns. When Ben decides to act as the negotiator things look bleak for the hostages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064304 +0000" stop="20260612071211 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cards on the Table - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Ben's poker addiction is costing him a fortune, while Susan's addiction to seeing a clairvoyant turns out to be far worse when a horrible prediction is revealed to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071211 +0000" stop="20260612074113 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wax Job - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Ben decides to sell his dental practice and take up a hobby which he finds even more boring, while Susan's move up the art gallery ladder leads to more than one fall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062129 +0000" stop="20260612064521 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Hero - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The villains launch their attack, and only Izuku knows where Kota is. Can he get to him in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064521 +0000" stop="20260612070913 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drive It Home, Iron Fist!!! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Izuku finally makes it back to the training camp only to leave again with a message for Mandalay to broadcast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070913 +0000" stop="20260612073305 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roaring Upheaval - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Students and teachers of UJS are still fighting in the woods, but the Vanguard avant-garde team has already accomplished its mission ...?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073305 +0000" stop="20260612075658 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What a Twist! - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The battle at the training camp concludes, and now the students and teachers of U.A. have to deal with the aftermath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060525 +0000" stop="20260612065136 +0000" channel="C1222.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One That Got Away (2) - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Murder and mayhem continue in the Pacific Island paradise where Alexa starts to close in on a killer with a body count, but will her head be turned by a romantic prospect or two?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065136 +0000" stop="20260612073353 +0000" channel="C1222.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boyfriend Experience - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Former detective Alexa Crowe is lured into the world of murder and mystery when her friend and colleague asks her to look into the death of a woman who fell from the balcony of a male escort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060834 +0000" stop="20260612063051 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Harmony (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A chaos-causing creature named Discord escapes from his stone prison. Twilight and her friends must stop him by using The Elements of Harmony... if they can find where Discord has hidden them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063051 +0000" stop="20260612065309 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Harmony (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Twilight's friends have been corrupted by Discord, and all of Equestria is about to fall into total chaos. Twilight remembers about the riddle of finding the stolen Elements of Harmony. However, even after obtaining them, can she and her friends defeat their most powerful foe yet with almost all hope lost?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065309 +0000" stop="20260612071420 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesson Zero - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Hyper-organized Twilight panics when she can’t find a lesson about friendship for her weekly letter to Princess Celestia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071420 +0000" stop="20260612073624 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luna Eclipsed - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's Nightmare Night and the macabre celebrations are in full swing when Luna herself shows up in Ponyville, determined to change her frightening public image.</desc>
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    <title>Sisterhooves Social - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After fighting about what it means to be a sister, Sweetie Belle disowns Rarity and tries to join Applejack's family.  Rarity might be able to win her back at The Sisterhooves Social, but only if she learns something about being a sister first.</desc>
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    <title>Our Other Cops is On! (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>It's a trip down memory lane for Earl, Randy, Joy, Darnell and the Crab Shack regulars when they remember their 15 minutes of fame watching a 2003 repeat of the TV show `Cops', which was filmed in Camden County.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065400 +0000" stop="20260612071532 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Other Cops is On! (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>It's a trip down memory lane for Earl, Randy, Joy, Darnell and the Crab Shack regulars when they remember their 15 minutes of fame watching a 2003 repeat of the TV show `Cops', which was filmed in Camden County.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071532 +0000" stop="20260612073627 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Randy in Charge (...Of Our Days and Our Nights) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Warden ask Earl to make a skit called 'scared straight' that will stop kids from committing crimes and stay out of jail. Meanwhile, Randy uses his authority to make Earl's life difficult in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073627 +0000" stop="20260612075720 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Bun - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Joy enlists the help of Darnell to expediate the baby's birth. Meanwhile, Frank escapes from prison when Randy takes the convicts out for ice cream. Elsewhere, Catalina baby-sits Dodge and Earl Jr.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061642 +0000" stop="20260612064214 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadline - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mike Douglas is highly vocal in his criticism for the Sports page of the high school newspaper and to prove his point he is given one shot at revamping it, and he tackles the job with gusto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064214 +0000" stop="20260612070738 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lostling - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Chip begins to think it would be great to be an older brother, so he wishes for a little sister.  After the new Hawkins family move into the vacant house across the street, a wild sequence of events results from an improbable case of mistaken identity  --  an infant is somehow confused with a leg of lamb left in the boot of Steve's station wagon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070738 +0000" stop="20260612073307 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off Key - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chip brags to his new playmate that his genius brother Robbie can fix almost anything.  Soon Robbie is repairing a Grand Piano and has five minutes to have it fixed before the boy's mother comes in and wants to practise a new tune on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073307 +0000" stop="20260612075832 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Adventure - S01E26</title>
    <desc>With Steve away in Seattle on a business trip, the Douglas household's version of man's best friend has been known to drag home anything he can get his jaws into. This time Tramp slinks in with a large stick of dynamite that has somewhere and somehow survived since the end of the Second World War.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060012 +0000" stop="20260612062148 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Breasts and Basketball - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michael (Damon Wayans) doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire (Jazz Raycole) buys a padded bra</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062148 +0000" stop="20260612064325 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grassy Knoll - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Janet is trying to get rid of some old clothes, so after Michael opposes to that she and him make a deal that everything that is not worn by the end of the week has to go. All week long they dress out-of-style clothes (Michael Jackson, Flashdance, Madonna, etc). Meanwhile, Junior is trying to learn how to play the guitar and his friend convinces him to smoke pot. When Michael and Janet realize, they decide to play with their minds and Jr. promises never to do it again. And Kady gets angry at Claire for avoiding her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064325 +0000" stop="20260612070501 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making the Grade - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jr. gets an F in Algebra and forges it into an A. Claire finds out about it and soon starts to blackmail Jr. so she won't tell their parents. But Michael and Janet are smarter than that and decide to teach Jr. a lesson by ""toying"" with him. After numerous attempts, Janet decides to take her own actions on Claire, while Michael still tries to make Jr.'s guilt speak out. That only happens when Michael has Jr.'s teacher over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070501 +0000" stop="20260612072638 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working It - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Michael hires an attractive girl to tutor Junior in math.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072638 +0000" stop="20260612074814 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Said, She Said - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jay wants Michael to quit watching TV and spend a little more time with the family - something that apparently only she wants. But Michael insists on watching a basketball game. When Jay talks to him, he doesn't pay any attention, and later tries to find out what she told him. Then he tells her something, but Jay's too busy talking to one of her girlfriends on the phone, so she doesn't listen either. When the evening comes and they are ready to go out for dinner, Jay apologizes for not paying any attention and they decide to leave the kids alone. But will they pay any attention to their parents?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062339 +0000" stop="20260612064743 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Abduction of Zia - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After a dangerous journey, Esteban and his friends are washed up on a mysterious island. That night, a shadowy figure comes creeping towards them. Silently, the figure steals a chart and a pistol, then snatches up Zia. Esteban gives chase. He discovers a curious house in a tree, where Zia is a prisoner. To Esteban's surprise, the mysterious shadow turns out to be a friendly boy of his own age, called Tao.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064743 +0000" stop="20260612071147 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ship Solaris - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On a small island among the Galapagos, Esteban and Zia find a young boy living all alone: Tao. His ancestors left a magnificent ship, the Solaris, which contains their ancient secret knowledge, hidden in a temple on the island. Esteban and Zia want to use the ship to reach the mainland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071147 +0000" stop="20260612073552 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of the Solaris - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gomez' Spanish galleon overtakes and attacks the Solaris, the sun-powered ship on which the children are travelling. They manage to outrun the Spanish ship when Tao discovers a wonderful secret solar power boost, just in time. At last, they reach the new continent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073552 +0000" stop="20260612075952 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Continent - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After many adventures, Esteban and his friends finally set foot on the new continent. But there, they meet the soldiers of Governor Pizarro, men who think only of gold. They capture Zia and try to make her tell them the way to the Cities of Gold, but Tao and Esteban help her to escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062037 +0000" stop="20260612070135 +0000" channel="C1229.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supersonic Ping Pong / Ice Cannon - S2014E08</title>
    <desc>Supersonic ping pong; lighting a frozen fuse on an ice cannon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070135 +0000" stop="20260612074310 +0000" channel="C1229.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire in the Hole - S2014E09</title>
    <desc>The MythBusters tackle some of Hollywood’s favorite explosive scenarios. Could a hero really shoot a live grenade in midair and thus render it useless? Could you really contain a TNT explosion inside an ordinary object like a file cabinet or aquarium?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063706 +0000" stop="20260612072406 +0000" channel="C1230.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hayley &amp; Dmitri - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Anna Richardson presents the dating show in which two singletons choose a date from six naked people whose bare bodies are revealed from the feet up. First up is 27-year-old sex-toy tester Hayley from Plymouth. Hayley has cerebral palsy and has only ever dated friends. Can she find someone to be more than just good friends? She is followed by 25-year-old tree surgeon Dmitri from Nottingham, who is looking for the perfect partner. However, once he picks his date, Dmitri is in for a big shock</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061506 +0000" stop="20260612063717 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Bette Your Life - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Fran offers herself for the charity auction Mr. Sheffield is putting together with Bette Midler. A gifted 10 year old pianist, son of a big time investor, wins the auction and gets to have Fran as his babysitter for 5,000 dollars. Fran takes him to Yetta's retirement home and while entertaining the elderly with his piano skills, one senior collapses and dies in front of the kid. Shocked, he says he will never play again, and his father cancels the 5 million he promised to invest. Bette Midler goes to the mansion herself to teach Fran a lesson, but luckily Gracie picked up a few things from Fran over the past 4 years, which is enough to convince the kid to play again and his father not to back out on the investment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063717 +0000" stop="20260612070017 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heather Biblow Story - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Fran is shocked to learn that her biggest rival, Heather Biblow (who stole her fiancé and her job) is starring on her favorite soap opera, "The Young and the Restless". Heather invites Fran and Val over to her Malibu beach house, where she can rub it on their faces how successful she is. Fran and Val visit the studios, where they run across some of their favorite celebrities. Heather has a really hard time memorizing the lines, and Fran doesn't think twice before jumping at the chance of finally stealing something from Heather: her daytime TV job. Fran is hired to replace her, and calls the mansion saying she won't return. C.C. is happy at first, but quickly realizes she needs Ms. Fine back when Maxwell hires a new nanny: Heather Biblow. Fran is so upset with the thought of Heather in the house that she is fired from the show and returns to NY to get her job back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070017 +0000" stop="20260612072258 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boca Story - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Sylvia decides to invest in a condo in Boca. This much anticipated fact that should come as a blessing for Fran upsets her deeply, and Dr. Miller says it's because deep down she doesn't want her mother to leave. Mr. Sheffield thinks if he takes Fran to see the condo she'll accept the idea, and just when Fran finally realized how much peace she'd get from that, they discover there isn't any condo, only a swamp. Fran's devastated (specially when Sylvia interrupts her fantasy from coming true), but at least she won't have to separate from her mother yet. Meanwhile, Niles feels bad for being the only one of his friends who's still single.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072258 +0000" stop="20260612074558 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fran's Gotta Have It - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Mr. Sheffield is going to London to convince Celine Dion into doing Broadway. Fran decides to go after him and take advantage of the romantic scenario to solve their situation once and for all. After a romantic afternoon together, Max and Fran go back to the hotel and almost sleep together, if it wasn't for him backing out in the last minute. Insulted, offended and tired of all the cat and mouse play, Fran decides to leave him before it's too late for her to marry anybody. But they receive a phone call from NY saying that Niles just suffered a heart attack. Fran decides to stay and help while Niles recovers, giving Mr. Sheffield another chance to make a commitment. Meanwhile, C.C. is surprisingly sad after Niles's attack and even drops by at the hospital to bring him some flowers. She reveals to Fran that deep down she doesn't hate Niles as much as it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061820 +0000" stop="20260612071545 +0000" channel="C1232.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Descenso - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Chilean drug chemist Cockroach brings his product to Colombian smuggler Pablo Escobar. DEA agent Steve Murphy joins the war on drugs in Bogota.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064400 +0000" stop="20260612074030 +0000" channel="C1233.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth and Reconciliation - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Félix proposes a new plan to help the PRI win the election and defeat Cárdenas. Promised intel on Félix, Walt takes an unexpected meeting in Ojinaga.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061519 +0000" stop="20260612064128 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Baffled human wreck Dan Ashcroft watches in horror as his world is over-run with 24 carat berks, led by a strutting, brainless cock-of-the-walk called Nathan Barley, who, distressingly, has designs on Dan's sister Claire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064128 +0000" stop="20260612070508 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dan is canonised against his will, while Nathan throws a party for his God-defeatingly rubbish website and oozes closer to Claire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070508 +0000" stop="20260612073129 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While Dan is plagued by a shrieking twit of a photographer called 15Peter20, Nathan grooms Claire with alcohol and unsolicited breast massage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073129 +0000" stop="20260612075550 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dan accidentally creates a new hairstyle after sleeping in paint. Nathan tries to impress glam TV chick Dajve ""dave"" Bikinus. Something is killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062524 +0000" stop="20260612070821 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Wounds - S20E14</title>
    <desc>Parker grapples with his emotions when a conman from his past turns up as a prime suspect in the murder of a navy officer transporting millions of dollars’ worth of opioids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070821 +0000" stop="20260612075011 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unusual Suspects - S20E15</title>
    <desc>NCIS investigates the death of a ride-share driver who was found after a car accident. Also, Parker’s dad, who is temporarily living with him, assists the team in their investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063018 +0000" stop="20260612071325 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Active Measures - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Callen embarks on a secret project, leaving Sam and the entire team in the dark. After Hetty demands his operation be shut down, the team is tasked with locating Callen before he finds himself in over his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071325 +0000" stop="20260612075705 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citadel - S07E02</title>
    <desc>DEA agent Talia Del Campo turns to the NCIS: Los Angeles team for help after her partner is murdered. Also, after Kensi grows suspicious that Deeks is hiding something, he surprises her by introducing her to his mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060142 +0000" stop="20260612064135 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Following a natural gas explosion at a movie theater, the NCIS team discovers the gas company has been hacked and more explosions could be triggered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064135 +0000" stop="20260612072247 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Order of the Mongoose - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Sebastian calls the NCIS team to assist with a possible kidnapping case when a dignitary’s son he was assigned to protect disappears from a local concert venue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061341 +0000" stop="20260612063704 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do you love me? - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Human Instrumentality Project begins, and the souls of humanity merge. The Eva pilots confront the nature of their existence as reality dissolves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063704 +0000" stop="20260612070012 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take care of yourself - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Human Instrumentality Project continues. Shinji must decide whether to accept a world alone, or embrace connections with others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070012 +0000" stop="20260612072334 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the year 2015, an Angel returns to attack on Tokyo-3. Misato Katsuragi transports Shinji to the NERV base overseen by his estranged father, Gendo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072334 +0000" stop="20260612074656 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After piloting the Eva Unit 01, Shinji wakes up in the hospital with no memory of the battle. Feeling sorry for him, Misato lets him move in with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060017 +0000" stop="20260612062150 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Days Journey Into Stan - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: "me." But after being humiliated while dining out alone, Christine realizes she really did care for Burton, which drives her even crazier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062150 +0000" stop="20260612064252 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Your Children Well - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's 9th birthday, his first involving other children from his new private school. Recoiling from sticker shock after meeting with a ritzy event planner, Christine decides to have an arts and crafts party at her home, with mixed results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064252 +0000" stop="20260612070405 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ritchie Has Two Mommies - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Christine tries not to have a meltdown when her ex-husband, Richard, brings his "new" Christine with him to pick up Ritchie and take him to breakfast so that they can get to know one another. By day's end, Christine tries to pull herself together to make a good impression at parents' night at Ritchie's school, but is caught off guard when "new" Christine shows up as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070405 +0000" stop="20260612072539 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fault Divorce - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. When Christine mentions this to Richard, his cryptic reaction leads her to question whether it was in the counselor's best interest to encourage their divorce. Meanwhile, Matthew finds Christine's wedding video in a box of old photo albums, and Christine takes a trip down memory lane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072539 +0000" stop="20260612074652 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exile on Lame Street - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that Ritchie is too young to be exposed to sex, drugs and rock and roll vices on display at a Rolling Stones concert, Christine initially forbids it. Eventually, she relents but immediately regrets her decision and, in a panic, goes to the venue with Matthew to see if she can sneak into the concert in order to keep tabs on Ritchie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061343 +0000" stop="20260612063622 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stripes - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tigger loses his stripes after a bath.

A toy monkey makes a bet with Pooh and the gang that he can do everything better than they can.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063622 +0000" stop="20260612065904 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey See, Monkey Do Better - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It’s almost Christopher Robin’s birthday, and they find a giant present in his room. It is a monkey called Bruno, saying he is the best present anyone can have. Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit and Piglet make it their goal to show Christopher what they can all do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065904 +0000" stop="20260612072143 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitter Blues - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Christopher Robin must learn to deal with his babysitter, and then he must be a babysitter for Roo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072143 +0000" stop="20260612074427 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Much is That Rabbit in the Window? - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After multiple accidents in Rabbit's garden, he is led to believe it’s his birthday. Because no one has planned a birthday party for him, he decides to leave the Hundred Acre Wood and be special somewhere else. Tigger, Pooh, Piglet and Christopher Robin set out to get him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061149 +0000" stop="20260612063431 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quadfather - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The quads decide that they want individual parties for their 10th birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063431 +0000" stop="20260612065712 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quad-Test - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The quads have a contest to see who can go the longest without their favorite possessions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065712 +0000" stop="20260612071954 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dawn wants to share secrets with her brothers so they can solidify their trust in each other. However, Dawn’s secret gets exposed to everyone at school, and she’s tempted to seek revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071954 +0000" stop="20260612074210 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take the Money and Run - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Dawn decides to sell a special bracelet that her mother gave her so that she can raise some money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060402 +0000" stop="20260612062755 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of Friends - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dan has a real problem when his high school buddy comes to visit as a decidedly changed man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062755 +0000" stop="20260612065147 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dan's Boss - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dan's life becomes a living hell as he tries to butter his new boss; a little person with a very nasty personality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065147 +0000" stop="20260612071541 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up on the Roof - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Harry tries to free a rock star literally imprisoned by his overly solicitous entourage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071541 +0000" stop="20260612073901 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheels of Justice (1) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone is in a financial crisis when the city can't pay its employees, Harry has to evict a woman and son, and a homeless couple from West Virginia tells their tale of woe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060229 +0000" stop="20260612063055 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Five - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cath finally stands up to Jill and throws her out of the house and reveals some interesting news to Jill. Jill goes ahead with Terry's funeral, inviting Cath &amp; Don, however there is one guest Jill did not expect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063055 +0000" stop="20260612065926 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Six - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Don and Cathy split up. Jill kills Terry, then forces Glenn to kill Gordon the vicar with a poisoned sundae and makes him confess to the police. Then she tells them him they can start a new life- well death together. He eats one of the other poisoned desserts, then gives it to her, saying it's her turn. She tells him she's not really hungry and watches him die. Terry turns out to be alive after all.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode One - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jill is picking up the pieces of her life after the murders at the end of the last series. She has managed to frame ex-boyfriend Glen for them.</desc>
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    <title>Episode Two - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jill and Linda drive down to Cornwall as Jill goes in search of Cath and Don. On the way, Jill runs over a black woman and discovers that she was going to a job interview at The Trees, the therapy centre where Cath and Don are. Jill decides to take her place at the interview, despite the obvious difference in appearance.</desc>
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    <title>Sasuke 13 - Stage 2 - S13E04</title>
    <desc>Stage 2.</desc>
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    <title>Sasuke 13 - Stages 3 &amp; 4 - S13E05</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Sasuke 14 - Stage 1 - S14E01</title>
    <desc>Stage 1.</desc>
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    <title>Sasuke 14 - Stage 1.2 - S14E02</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Sasuke 14 - Stages 1.3 &amp; 2 - S14E03</title>
    <desc>Stages 1.3 and 2.</desc>
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    <title>Rule Number 10 - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro are driven into a corner by Izuna's activated Blood Destruction, but just when Izuna thinks she's won the game, she falls into yet another of their traps and is defeated. Some time later, the siblings are summoned by the leader of the Werebeasts, the Shrine Priestess, who wants a rematch against them for the sake of her people, but the challenge "unexpectedly" ends in a draw. She is convinced into joining forces and establishing the Elkia Federation by merging the Imanity and Werebeast territories into a single nation. While making preparations for their next battles, Sora and Shiro renew their conviction to unite all the races of Disboard under their rule, and one day challenge Tet for his title of "One True God".</desc>
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    <title>Beginner - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro are unemployed and never leave their house, but on the net, they're known as "Blank", an invincible team of gamers. One day, these siblings are visited by a boy named Tet, who calls himself god. Tet summons them to a world where all war is banned, and everything is decided by games.</desc>
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    <title>Challenger - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro have been abandoned in another world by Tet. In this world all war is forbidden, and everything is determined by games whose rules are determined by the "Ten Pledges" that Tet established. They find themselves in the country of humanity, the weakest of the 16 races in this new world.</desc>
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    <title>Expert - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A girl named Clamy has won the right to be the next king of Elukia by her overwhelming good luck. Steph lost to her and loses the chance to become the next ruler. Just as she defeats the last challenger, however, Sora and Shiro interrupt her.</desc>
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    <title>Scary Person - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Yukine, depressed about being used by Yato to kill the girl spirit instead of saving her, steals the skateboard he had his eye on before. When Yato stops him, Hiyori appears, deciding to cover for Yukine by claiming she bought it for him. Just then, a god named Bishamon, holding a personal grudge against him, appears and attacks Yato. Hiyori calls Kofuku and Daikoku to help, tracking Yato's location using her sense of smell. However, Kofuku's attempt to stop the battle ends up making things worse by causing a huge hole with raging storms appear. Bishamon tries to take advantage of the situation, dealing some damage to Yato, but is urged by one of her regalia, Kazuma, to retreat to protect her other regalia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062931 +0000" stop="20260612065346 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncertainty &amp; Destiny - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hiyori's presence as a spirit is discovered by Kazuma, who chooses to keep this a secret from Bishamon, before telling Hiyori that if nothing is done about Yukine, Yato will die. Later that night, as Yato is helping out at a convenience store, Yukine, who has been feeling that Yato would choose Nora over him, is caught trying to steal some charity money. Just then, another phantom appears, and despite Nora's presence causing Yukine unease, Yato assures him that he is his regalia and manages to defeat the phantom with him.</desc>
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    <title>Over the Line - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Yato and Yukine are called to Hiyori's school at the request of a bullied student, with Yato giving him a certain something to use. Whilst at the school, Yukine laments that he never had the chance to go to high school himself and make friends with others. The student is driven by a phantom to confront the bully using a knife Yato had given him, but he manages to hold himself back and disperse the phantom with his own will. Yukine, however, gives into his frustration and starts breaking the school's windows, causing Yato's blight to spread further. As Hiyori discovers this, she risks herself to try and bring him to Kofuku and Daikoku, getting blighted herself in the process. Kofuku and Daikoku shut them out with a borderline.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071801 +0000" stop="20260612074217 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Daikoku and Kofuku only allow Hiyori to come through the borderline so she can cleanse her blight, stating that Yato will die unless Yukine receives punishment by ablution. Although Daikoku manages to enlist the help of Mayu, he struggles to find a third Regalia to help perform the ablution. Rejecting the thought of calling on Nora, as she might kill Yukine, Hiyori goes to Bishamon's shrine to request Kazuma's help. As the three Regalias get together, they discover Yukine's back is covered with phantoms and begin their ablution, in which Yukine must endure pain until he confesses to his sins, or otherwise transform into a phantom himself. Yukine admits his crimes and expresses his jealousy of the living and his envy of what they have. As Yukine's condition worsens, Hiyori and Yato calls out to him, reminding him that they are his friends, and the name Yato gave him is that of a person's. Hearing this, Yukine apologises for all the bad things he had done, allowing the ablution to be successfully carried out. With both Yato and Yukine back to normal, they both feel thankful towards Hiyori for saving their lives. Meanwhile, Nora has awakened a spirit named Rabo, who has a grudge against Yato.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061152 +0000" stop="20260612065737 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Story - S05E18</title>
    <desc>While fishing Joel hooks "Goony," Cicely's fabled sea-monster. Ruth-Anne takes Chris's motorcycle ride when customer demands get to be too much for her, then she joins a middle-aged motorcycle gang for a midnight ride. Holling gives up on his paint-by-numbers after Maurice ridicules his work. Joel meets his Rabbi in the middle of the lake after "Goony" takes him for a ride. The town, especially Maurice, demand action when it appears Ruth-Anne may not be coming back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065737 +0000" stop="20260612074306 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift of the Maggie - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Maurice's home catches fire and after it's extinguished there is a danger of asbestos, so he takes some space at Holling and Shelly's place. Later when Holling won't accept any remuneration he becomes outraged. Chris chooses not to shoot a buck when he has an easy shot; he later seeks out the deer again when he receives a bottle of Buckhorn whiskey for his trouble. Joel makes a medical discovery but has no other physicians to share his good news with, so Maggie brings another doctor to town that he can talk shop with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060551 +0000" stop="20260612063442 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donor - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Lucy decides it is time to have a baby, she is surprised to find the whole family taking a personal interest in the conception.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063442 +0000" stop="20260612070328 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anna - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Lucy aspires to be friends with her posh new neighbours Toby and Anna, but she hasn't reckoned on Lee dragging her back down to earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070328 +0000" stop="20260612073230 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pointless - S07E05</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to impress Lucy with his intellectual prowess, Lee joins Daisy as a contestant on the TV quiz show Pointless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073230 +0000" stop="20260612075947 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alcohol - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Frank's drinking becomes a problem and forces Lee and Lucy to reassess the living arrangements in the flat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060204 +0000" stop="20260612060710 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Ways to Leave the Planet - S05E30</title>
    <desc>It's time for the biggest adventure of all – there's a whole universe to explore. Get ready to be a number explorer with everything you've learned from the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060710 +0000" stop="20260612061210 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painting by Numbers - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks are painting each other on their canvases, but Three has painted Two with one too many blocks. She realises her mistake and disguises herself as Two to convince the other Numberblocks she has got it right. Soon, she learns that no matter the colour of your blocks, it’s the number that really counts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061210 +0000" stop="20260612061711 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leap Blob - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks and Numberblobs have to do some clever counting to cross a sticky swamp and reach the perfect place for a picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061711 +0000" stop="20260612062211 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice and Dice - S06E03</title>
    <desc>One, Two and Three use a dice-making machine to figure out how to give everyone a fair go. They explore the properties of dice and mathematical fairness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062211 +0000" stop="20260612062711 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Go Domino - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks play dominoes and try to reach the golden double six domino and win a prize. They learn about the different patterns on the faces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062711 +0000" stop="20260612063211 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten in the Bed - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Ten puts the Numberblobs to sleep by singing them a special version of the nursery rhyme Ten in the Bed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063211 +0000" stop="20260612063711 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shape Party - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Four and Two dive into Flatland to go to a shape party! They meet a variety of 2D shapes - circles, different-sized triangles, quadrilaterals and many more - and learn all about their properties, before enjoying a performance of an impressive shape dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063711 +0000" stop="20260612064211 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can We Have Our Ball Back? - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks learn to make 3D shapes using 2D ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064211 +0000" stop="20260612064711 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuboid Castle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks build a magnificent play fort for the Numberblobs, exploring the use of cubes, cuboids, pyramids and prisms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064711 +0000" stop="20260612065211 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On My Way to Numberblock Fair - S06E09</title>
    <desc>One is on her way to Numberblock Fair, using positional language and a map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065211 +0000" stop="20260612065711 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Octoblock and the Path of Justice - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Octonaughty is up to no good in the town centre, so Octoblock sets out to track him down. Using a map, he finds his way - but will he reach it in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065711 +0000" stop="20260612070211 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five's Handy Shop - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Five opens a handy new shop and helps her friends learn the value of money and how to combine lots of pennies into bigger ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070211 +0000" stop="20260612070711 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As Tall as the Sun - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Six and her friends are growing sunflowers, but some are taller than others. Using a ladder, they measure whose sunflower is the tallest and learn about measuring length</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070711 +0000" stop="20260612071211 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feeding Time - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks transport block fruit to Blockzilla and learn about weight using a pair of balancing scales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071211 +0000" stop="20260612071711 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rockets and Rekenreks - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Ten launches her rocket Rides into space using a rekenrek, a counting frame with ten beads on each row, which helps calculate the value of each ride into pennies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071711 +0000" stop="20260612072211 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pattern of Patterns - S06E15</title>
    <desc>In the Pattern Palace, Six sings a song telling us about the different types of pattern all around us. Can you spot them all?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072211 +0000" stop="20260612072712 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grid Unlocked - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks turn themselves around to save the Times Tables’ 5 by 5 booster grid!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072712 +0000" stop="20260612073212 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendly Fours' Beach Day - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Numberblock Four has organised a beach day and sandcastle competition for the Friendly Fours - the Numberblocks that make up the Four Times Table. To make the beach day better than ever, Forty has built a beach hut for each friend. 

Now that everyone has their own beach hut, it’s finally time for their sandcastle competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073212 +0000" stop="20260612073712 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All-Star Line-Up - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The Numberblobs are gathered for a star-studded evening with the family of Five's All-star Line-up. In the first half of the show, the Numberblobs watch performances from Numberblocks Five, Ten, Fifteen, Twenty and Twenty-Five. But where are the rest of the Five Times Table friends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073712 +0000" stop="20260612074212 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Racers - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Meet two new super-duper rectangles as they figure themselves out! Forty-Eight is 8 chunky Sixes and 6 chunky Eights, and teleporter Forty-two is 7 lots of Six and 6 lots of Seven.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074212 +0000" stop="20260612074712 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rolling Sixes - S07E05</title>
    <desc>It’s time for Table Spinners, a game show hosted by Numberblock One. Today’s contestant is none other than the Six Times Table. Her task is to try and identify the order of a special team - the Rolling Sixes. They include Six, Twelve, Eighteen, Twenty-Four, Thirty, Thirty-Six, Forty-Two, Forty-Eight, Fifty-Four and Sixty. The Six Times Table will get to see the team for a brief moment before the doors slide shut on the table spinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074712 +0000" stop="20260612075212 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remix the Sixes - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Meet the Six Times Table, she is the table of Sixes. If you’re stuck on Six, she has tricks and quick fixes! She loves to rhyme about all the Numberblocks that are part of her team. 

Most Numberblocks are familiar faces, such as Six, Twelve, Eighteen, Twenty-four, Thirty, Thirty-six and Sixty. But we also meet three new fun friends, Forty-two, who is 7 Sixes, Forty-eight, who is 8 Sixes and finally, Fifty-four, who is 9 Sixes. With a cool mixing deck, Six helps the Six Times Table count up to Sixty!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075212 +0000" stop="20260612075712 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grid Games Galore - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Numberblock Six is preparing for her board game club when Fifty-six passes by outside. Six is a little mixed up, thinking it’s her guest of honour, and pulls Fifty-six into the room. But what Six doesn’t realise is that Fifty-six is not the guest she was waiting for. Fifty-six is a superhero, who just happened to be passing by. 

Suddenly, Fifty-four arrives, a little late. He is the guest of honour Six has been waiting for, and he is so excited to start playing loads of lovely board games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062021 +0000" stop="20260612070618 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Heaters - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Simone and IAB share the suspect after Bobby gets some information from his incarcerated friend, Ray, about a case that Mike Roberts once worked. Fancy and Sipowicz both work the case of a self-confessed gunman in a neighborhood shooting, once they get the story they help the shooter out. Medavoy investigates the assault case of an actor who was injured in staged fight that went awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070618 +0000" stop="20260612075208 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wong Suspect - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Greg and Marie split up again and she comes down to the station and sees Donna for the first time. Andy is also in the doghouse with Sylvia when he chooses not to accompany her for one of her tests that involves a large needle. Simone and Sipowicz probe the death of a Chinese girl whose leg has a strange marking on it. Martinez and Lesniak look into a robbery case where a woman in a wheelchair lets a man in who claims to be a policeman. Working together on this case gives James an opportunity to find out where Adrianne really stands in her sexuality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060749 +0000" stop="20260612064926 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The O.C. Confidential - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The evidence adds up. Trey is likely to do time for drug violations. But Sandy, Ryan and Marissa know he's innocent and develop a plan to catch the real culprit in the act. Seth meets a marketing...genius.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064926 +0000" stop="20260612073103 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Nana - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Nana's getting married - news that has Sandy, Seth and Ryan off to Miami. Back at the OC, Zach wows Summer with a home-cooked meal, Kirsten sorts out her Carter feelings and Trey's feelings for Marissa take a terrifying turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064225 +0000" stop="20260612075259 +0000" channel="C1256.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Homecoming - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A woman missing for seven years turns up at a hospital with strange scars on her back but can't — or won't — reveal where she's been.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060610 +0000" stop="20260612062535 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Being Divorced is Never Having to Say I Do - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Oscar's ex-wife is remarrying, but Felix interferes and ruins Oscar's hopes to stop paying alimony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062535 +0000" stop="20260612064710 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise, Surprise! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Oscar's poker game and Felix's daughter's birthday party are on a collision course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064710 +0000" stop="20260612070839 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Felix the Calypso Singer - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Nancy cannot go away with Oscar on vacation, so Oscar talks Felix into joining him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070839 +0000" stop="20260612073412 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Leave the Greyhound to Us? - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Oscar wins a greyhound and wants to race it, but Felix wants it as a pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073412 +0000" stop="20260612075947 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Security Arms - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Oscar and Felix move into a high-security building.</desc>
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    <title>New Girl - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brent decides to take on a new secretary despite the spectre of redundancies in the Slough branch. He can choose between some bloke that's turned up for interview and a pretty young blonde. The day is rounded off with a trip to Chasers nightclub...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063137 +0000" stop="20260612070116 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgement - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jennifer arrives to give the final decision. The Slough branch is to be merged with Swindon and some people will lose their jobs, and Dave has been offered Jennifer's job, which he accepts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070116 +0000" stop="20260612073032 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merger - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As a result of the Swindon merger, a group of new staff arrive at Slough branch and David wastes no time in familiarising them with his unique style of management. Meanwhile, Tim seems to be taking his promotion very seriously.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073032 +0000" stop="20260612080004 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appraisals - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As David conducts the annual staff appraisals he discovers that the group from Swindon are less than impressed with their new boss and a lunchtime trip to the pub does little to improve the situation. The same cannot be said for Tim however, who is getting on particularly well with new girl Rachel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064220 +0000" stop="20260612070522 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A documentary crew arrives at the offices of Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees and learn about modern management. Manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture, while sales rep Jim fights with his nemesis Dwight and flirts with receptionist Pam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070522 +0000" stop="20260612072710 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diversity Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A consultant arrives to teach the staff about tolerance and diversity but Michael insists on imparting his own knowledge. Meanwhile, Jim struggles to keep hold of a lucrative contract extension.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072710 +0000" stop="20260612074913 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health Care - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michael doesn't want to upset the staff so he gets Dwight to pass on news about the company's reduced health provisions. Fed up with his nosiness, Jim and Pam pretend they are suffering from a variety of conditions including Ebola, Mad Cow Disease, spontaneous dentohydroplosion, hotdog fingers, nano-robot infection, inverted penis and anal fissures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061815 +0000" stop="20260612064026 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gift Horses - S07E11</title>
    <desc>While Ann is away, Barbara's grandmothers wage war for her affection.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Stick 'em Up - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Unwelcome guests arrive just in time for Barbara's surprise birthday party at the store.</desc>
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    <title>Ann's Failure - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Barbara's engagement causes Ann to worry about getting old.</desc>
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    <title>Grandma's Nest Egg - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Ann's mother strikes up an affair with Francine's father.</desc>
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    <title>The Exterminating Angel - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Romance is in the air for Mr. Swainey when he finally invites Tania the nurse out for a date. Victor takes a new job as a chauffeur but rapidly wipes out his employer's beloved fleet.</desc>
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    <title>The Executioner's Song - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Victor has a new job as a window-cleaner. Meanwhile, Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday are ruined after an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a modern art painting and Pippa finds herself in an adulterous affair.</desc>
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    <title>Tales of Terror - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In Mr. Swainey's production of 'Nosferatu The vampire', the actor who was supposed to play the vampire doesn't show up so Nick asks Victor to take the part. He did.    Later, blood was found in Victor's digestive system during a test - after fearing the worst, the doctors discover that the blood was from an undercooked black pudding that was earlier given to Victor by Mrs. Warboys!   later that week, whie on their way to visit the dreaded Ronnie and Mildred once more, Victor and Margaret are shocked to discover that Mildred has killed herself while playing a game of 'Happy Families' - they are even more shocked to discover that her body is still hanging outside the house!</desc>
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    <title>The Longest Night - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What's worse, Del sold him a duff watch down the local market...</desc>
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    <title>Tea for Three - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney's seeing red - literally! His face is done to a turn. He'll hardly wow Trigger's niece, Lisa, with his handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself. But revenge should certainly be sweet when Rodders volunteers Del for a spot of hanggliding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070058 +0000" stop="20260612072958 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Nasty - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Rodney gets a grant from the local college to make a film, but first he must come up with a viable screenplay. Del gets him a secondhand typewriter, and also suggests a storyline of 'A Rhino Loose in the City'. To make matters worse, the director, Mickey Pearce, fed up with waiting for Rodney to write the story, starts making porn films, only for Rodney to end up starring in one.</desc>
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    <title>Who Wants to be a Millionaire? - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Del Boy gets the chance to make a new start (and to become a millionaire) in Australia - fronting Jumbo Mill's used car business.</desc>
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    <title>Airplane Arrest - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Lou and Froy repo an airplane, but Froy finds himself in handcuffs when Lou takes off. Matt joins Sonia on a repo from a pole dancing studio, but gets more than he bargained for.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets and Lives - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Matt and Froy repo a car from a girl whose roommate has been keeping two very big secrets. Sonia and Froy's repo from a creepy husband reveals some incriminating evidence to his wife.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065458 +0000" stop="20260612071649 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Showstopper - S09E16</title>
    <desc>While attempting a repo of a "green energy" bio-diesel vehicle, Froy's lack of knowledge of the vehicle's specialized fuel system sets the bus ablaze... and when his error causes it to explode, he and Matt abandon builders/owners Mickie and Joey in the middle of the desert.</desc>
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    <title>Nursery Crime - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Sonia and Matt go to a garden center to repo a forklift, but a language barrier causes chaos. Matt and Froy are in danger when Froy refuses to call the cops on a gun-wielding debtor.</desc>
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    <title>Turn Table Turn - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Ramos and Flores figure out ways to rebel against authority. A news item has an unexpected effect. Red and Lorna face personal disappointment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060429 +0000" stop="20260612071803 +0000" channel="C1268.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Unknown Graves - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Orville discovers a Kaylon with a very special ability.</desc>
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    <title>Castle Leoch - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Claire is taken to meet the Laird. As suspicions about her grow, Claire befriends the mysterious Geillis Duncan. When the clan discover her medical skills, Claire goes from guest to prisoner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062319 +0000" stop="20260612072120 +0000" channel="C1270.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Bizness - S02E05</title>
    <desc>With their enmity at a boiling point, Adebisi poisons Schibetta -- but not fatally. Now that his brother has turned himself in for murder, Glynn no longer owes Schibetta any favors. Sister Peter Marie figures out that Giles witnessed who killed her husband. Poet, now a published author, gets his parole, but Governor Devlin still takes away funds from McManus's high-school equivalency program. When Beecher learns his wife committed suicide, Keller offers comfort, but his advances are rebuked. Meanwhile O'Reily is in love with Dr. Nathan, and gets his brother Cyril to have her husband killed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063651 +0000" stop="20260612073235 +0000" channel="C1271.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sanctified - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The FBI's long-awaited meeting with Omar takes place. Wyatt shares some news with Ruth. Feeling betrayed, Javi gets aggressive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060726 +0000" stop="20260612063124 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pacula - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mezmaron transforms a bat into the vampiric Count Pacula in a plot to get the citizens of Pac-Land to hand over the map to the Power Pellet Forest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063124 +0000" stop="20260612065522 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trick or Chomp - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Pac family goes trick or treating on Halloween night until the ghosts comes along and spice things up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065522 +0000" stop="20260612071918 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Ghosts - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Ghost Monsters get superpowers and try to take over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071918 +0000" stop="20260612074317 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pac-Man in the Moon - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After the Ghost Monsters steal the Space Shuttle, Pac-Man and Pepper must retrieve it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063342 +0000" stop="20260612071543 +0000" channel="C1273.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WV Slenderman and More - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A new home is plagued by a ghost, and the Slenderman visits West Virginia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071543 +0000" stop="20260612075743 +0000" channel="C1273.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch on a Broomstick and More - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Two apparitions crash a livestream from a centuries-old English graveyard. A witch soars through the sky above a mountain in Chile. A mischievous black cat casts a fiery spell in Egypt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063240 +0000" stop="20260612071539 +0000" channel="C1274.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on Chestnut Street - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Three female college students claim that they are being terrorized by a demon woman hell-bent on tearing their lives apart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071539 +0000" stop="20260612075838 +0000" channel="C1274.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Molech - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A Pennsylvania politician finds himself doing battle with the ghost of a murderous doctor that haunts his home, and also an ancient pagan god that the doctor once worshipped.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 22 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Police investigate an alleged theft at the impound lot. Rookie ticket writer Mike takes on South Street's drunken revelers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063954 +0000" stop="20260612070155 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 18 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As the PPA deals with the tense aftermath of a fatal cop shooting, tow driver Frank is called to the scene of a volatile live stop. Glamorous ticket-writer Marlene encounters a chronic parking violator who ends up at the lot in search of her impounded car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070155 +0000" stop="20260612072342 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 23 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An Israeli tourist battles to get his car released from the lot. A deliveryman unloads his anger on ticket-writer Danielle, and Elissa and Rob give a couple's night out the boot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072342 +0000" stop="20260612074528 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 26 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>At the lot a woman struggles to get back the car that was towed while she was in labor. Temperature and tempers reach boiling point for Steve and Sherry on the boot shift. Ticket Supervisor Luz must face an angry man who was ticketed at a broken meter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062003 +0000" stop="20260612064130 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Pageant - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Leslie gets to judge a beauty contest, but ends up having conflicting opinions on "the ideal woman" with the other judges. While on a date with Mark, Ann learns Andy has been living in the pit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064130 +0000" stop="20260612070251 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Practice Date - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Leslie is nervous about her first date with Dave, so Ann takes her on a practice date to help her prepare. Meanwhile, after a local councilman is caught up in a sex scandal, Tom, Ron, April and Mark decide to see who can uncover the worst dirt on each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070251 +0000" stop="20260612072408 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sister City - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Leslie plays host to the Parks and Recreation department from Pawnee’s sister city, Boraqua, Venezuela, and is shocked at the cultural differences. Tom becomes an errand boy, and April plays hard to get.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072408 +0000" stop="20260612074536 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kaboom - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Leslie, Ann and the rest of the Parks Department volunteer to help the organization KaBOOM! build a playground for a neighboring town. After building an entire playground in one day, Leslie gets frustrated at the lack of progress with the pit, and takes some advice from Mark to cut through the red tape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061341 +0000" stop="20260612063909 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What? And Get Out of Show Business? - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Recently widowed mother, Shirley Partridge who's struggling to raise her five children who are playing in a band and, Shirley works a bank teller. Older brother and sister Keith (Lead vocals and guitar) and Laurie (Keyboards). Younger brothers and sister Danny (Bass guitar), Chris (Drums) and, Tracy (Tamborine and percussion) are playing in a band called "The Partridge Family". Ruben Kincaid, a kid hater was signed as their manager. Finally, the kids asked their mother to join the band. Reluctantly, she agreed but, for a single condition: if she faints the kids have to assist her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063909 +0000" stop="20260612070434 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sound of Money - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While parking their bus, Shirley bumps into a car. There is no damage, but when the driver finds they are famous, he fakes an injury for the insurance. Shirley and the family try to prove he is not injured by staying with him 24 hours.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070434 +0000" stop="20260612073006 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Happened to the Old Songs? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shirley's father is feeling restless, so he and the mother visit the Partridges. The father wants to tour with the group and perform songs from his day to the audience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073006 +0000" stop="20260612075532 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Here, Private Partridge - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Danny receives a letter from the Draft Board that he's been drafted into the United States Army. Shirley contacts he Draft Board and tries to convince them that Danny is 10, but they won't listen to her; on top of that, they say the Draft Board doesn't make mistakes, and he is to report. Now the family has to try once again to convince the Army that Danny is too young to serve - and so he reports as ordered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062241 +0000" stop="20260612065111 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pepper McMasters Singles Seminar - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Party Down team caters a senior singles mixer hosted by Pepper McMasters. Constance has an awkward encounter with an old flame and Casey seeks relationship advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065111 +0000" stop="20260612071825 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Investors Dinner - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A land tycoon expects flawless service from the Party Down crew, but Ron's dreams of success threaten to ruin everything. Kyle makes a friend whose lifestyle he hopes to emulate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071825 +0000" stop="20260612074631 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sin Say Shun Awards Afterparty - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Party Down team caters a porn awards afterparty. Kyle tries to teach Roman to "play it cool" with the porn stars. A mysterious businessman makes Ron a surprising business offer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060138 +0000" stop="20260612070528 +0000" channel="C1279.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad News - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the grip of his addictions, Patrick Melrose must fly to New York to collect his father's ashes. Over the course of a lost Manhattan weekend, Patrick's remorseless search for satisfaction, haunted by old acquaintances and insistent inner voices, sends him into a nightmarish spiral, including a disastrous date with the girl of his dreams. Alone in his hotel room later that night, he pushes body and mind to the very edge – desperate to stay one step ahead of his rapidly encroaching past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061138 +0000" stop="20260612065717 +0000" channel="C1280.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello, is Charlie There? - S01E07</title>
    <desc>John returns to Milwaukee a person of interest in Agathe's investigation, while his already fragile mental state worsens. At McMillan, Stephen's recovery and a sudden promotion further jeopardize the mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065717 +0000" stop="20260612075402 +0000" channel="C1280.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L'Affaire Contre John Lakeman - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Agathe, headed back to Milwaukee to investigate John, crosses paths with Alice. Tom receives critical new intelligence that may give him the upper hand in his plan to influence the Iranian election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061045 +0000" stop="20260612063357 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save the Hatchlings - S09E13</title>
    <desc>When Mayor Humdinger gets stuck in the mud while delivering the wrong eggs, it's up to the PAW Patrol to rescue him and get the right delivery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063357 +0000" stop="20260612065708 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Truck Pups: Pups Save the Bridge - S09E15</title>
    <desc>The pups must save Adventure Bay's big bridge from collapsing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065708 +0000" stop="20260612072018 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Truck Pups: Pups Save a Sliding Chalet - S09E16</title>
    <desc>When Mayor Humdinger's Mountain vacation literally goes downhill, it's up to the Pups to stop Jake's Chalet before it crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072018 +0000" stop="20260612074331 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Truck Pups: Pups Save the Swiped Speakers - S09E18</title>
    <desc>When Mayor Humdinger hijacks Al's big rig carrying Luke Stars and his concert equipment, it's up to the Big Truck Pups to rescue him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060835 +0000" stop="20260612062733 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chum's Revenge - S2014E29</title>
    <desc>Start your engines with the Pawn Stars when Rick checks out a 1956 Buick. Known as the ultimate family wagon, will he drive home a deal or be stuck in second gear? Then, Rick teaches Corey to be “a believer” when a “sweet” Neil Diamond jacket flashes into the shop. Can they hit the right note or will they be out of tune? And later, the Harrison men get family portraits made to hang in the shop. Even though Chumlee is left out, can he find a way to leave a lasting impression?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062733 +0000" stop="20260612064636 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Traffic Jammed - S2014E30</title>
    <desc>Take flight with the Pawn Stars when a letter recovered from the United Flight 736 crash gets delivered to the shop. Will Corey get the message or will it be returned to sender? Then, Rick examines some nozzles from the Queen Mary ocean liner. Can Rick float the deal or will he go down with a sinking ship? And later, when traffic is driving away business, Rick lets Chum take the wheel by finally making him a manager… of the parking lot. Will Chum clear the jam or is he heading for a crash?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064636 +0000" stop="20260612070745 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleeping Giant - S2014E31</title>
    <desc>Jam along with the Pawn Stars when a 1969 Les Paul Professional guitar rocks its way into the shop. Will this classic strike a chord with Rick or will he be left singing a different tune? Then, Corey and Chumlee hit the brakes when they spot a 1930s Rolls-Royce hood ornament. Will they get on the fast track to a good deal or be left in the dust? And later, when the guys notice the Old Man snoozing more than usual they try to take matters into their own hands. Can they wake the sleeping giant or will he become their worst nightmare?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070745 +0000" stop="20260612072854 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saddle Up - S2014E32</title>
    <desc>Cast your vote for the Pawn Stars when an Abraham Lincoln campaign poster comes up for grabs. Used in his 1864 re-election campaign during the Civil War, will it cost Rick a pretty penny or will he veto the negotiation? Then, Chumlee’s feeling like a kid again when a Turbo Man action figure flies into the shop. Can he cough up the dough to snag this fictional superhero or will it “jingle all the way” out the door? And later, Chumlee’s plan for a hike with the guys turns into a day on horseback, but it seems Vegas is a one-horse town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072854 +0000" stop="20260612075003 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Test - S2014E33</title>
    <desc>Travel back in time with the Pawn Stars when a guitar that belonged to The Who’s bassist, John Entwistle, strikes a chord with Rick. Will his nostalgia for the band cause him to shell out big bucks for a piece of his “generation” or will he not “get fooled again”? Then, Rick and Lili get the presidential treatment when a customer brings in a Richard Nixon paper dress. Will this campaign outfit dress to impress, or wear out its welcome? And later, the guys decide it’s time to put the Old Man’s driving skills to the test. Can he prove to them once and for all that he’s the king of the road, or will his license to ride expire?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060751 +0000" stop="20260612065210 +0000" channel="C1283.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ties That Grind - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Hoping to find a place among them, Peacemaker interviews for a spot in the Justice Gang, while Harcourt struggles to find work on the heels of Adebayo's bombshell press conference. Economos is forced to surveil Peacemaker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065210 +0000" stop="20260612074023 +0000" channel="C1283.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man is Only as Good as His Bird - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Economos clashes with his new handler, Peacemaker must deal with the consequences of his actions in the alternate dimension.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065022 +0000" stop="20260612074736 +0000" channel="C1284.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangerous - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The Peaky Blinders are lured by the Italians into a cat-and-mouse chase on the streets of Birmingham, where it becomes clear that Tommy has met his match. Trapped in Small Heath, Tommy tries to console himself with a visit from an old flame but it soon becomes clear that he can't always get what he wants.

As his factory lies idle, Tommy confronts the possibility that the Communists might win and he will be deemed a traitor to his class. Meanwhile, Changretta prepares to spring another trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061125 +0000" stop="20260612063800 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seasonal Beatings - S07E05</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas Day and Mark has invited his parents over for lunch. He's planned everything, but Jeremy is over-excited, and Dobby and Super Hans show up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063800 +0000" stop="20260612070329 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Year's Eve - S07E06</title>
    <desc>It's New Year's Eve, and Mark is depressed about Dobby, but Jeremy is determined that the El Dude Brothers are going to enjoy the night of their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070329 +0000" stop="20260612072732 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeremy Therapised - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Mark has asked Dobby to move in with him, and Jeremy is faced with the prospect of moving out. But Jeremy is dragging his heels and Mark is worried that Dobby will move in with Gerrard instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072732 +0000" stop="20260612075125 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Business Secrets of the Pharaohs - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Mark gets a lucky break when his book, Business Secrets of the Pharaohs, is accepted by a 'publisher'. Jeremy, in an attempt to kick-start his career, enrols on a life-coaching course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061831 +0000" stop="20260612064253 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luau for Two - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It's no secret that today's secret word is "fun," 'cause Pee Wee just won a dinner for two at a Hawaiian restaurant! The question is -- who's he gonna take? The whole gang, including Captain Carl and Miss Yvonne, "lei"s on the guilt for poor Pee Wee. Even Cowntess the cow has bought a new Moo-Moo! What's Pee Wee to do? Throw his own wild luau, that's what -- and invite the entire Playhouse!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064253 +0000" stop="20260612070715 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainy Day - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's a rainy day outside, and Pee-wee does many things for the rest of the day: fly paper airplanes, get a call from Miss Yvonne (who won't make it due to the weather), build an indoor campfire, and tell a ghost story. Later, he gets bored and has Playhouse fever! Randy tries to cheer him up by letting him call strangers - such as a housewife who grows angry when Randy plays a prank phone call on her. Pee-wee then calls the same person whose husband turns out to be a police officer. The husband threatens to take Pee-wee in, but he lets him go after he learns his lesson. Now, Pee-wee's only hope for "help" is Jambi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070715 +0000" stop="20260612073244 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now You See Me, Now You Don't - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Today's secret word is really "little," but the gangs' eyes get really big when Pee-wee puts on a magic show and disappears! Captain Carl, Cowboy Curtis, Miss Yvonne, and the gang are amazed as Pee-wee makes use of his new talent at their expense, but when their hidden host can't make himself reappear, it'll take Jambi's magic to set things right!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073244 +0000" stop="20260612075707 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Another Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cowboy Curtis decides to have a cowboy-style snack (slow-cooked steak) and shows Pee-wee how to square dance. Pee-wee shows Curtis how to pogo, and Dixie gets her name on the "back" of her new jacket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060231 +0000" stop="20260612063043 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Brother - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Has our surveillance society made our lives more convenient? Has it succeeded in deterring crime and terrorism? Are the watchers just a bunch of incompetents as prone to distraction as the two bit rent-a-cop security guards at your neighborhood mall? Have the freedoms guaranteed us by the Constitution become just another load of Bullshit? In this episode, we'll watch the watchers and discover what role human nature plays in data mining and surveillance. We'll unveil the latest, and scariest, technologies and prove just how easy it is to get the goods on anyone - even you. Security? Freedom? There's bullshit on all sides!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063043 +0000" stop="20260612065903 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The business of hair is a billion dollar industry. People who don't have it, want it. People who have it in the wrong spots, want to get rid of it, or move it to other areas of their anatomy. Hair unites the genders. We're all obsessed with it. From the tops of our heads to the nooks and crannies down below, we'll get into every vain detail…and every sweaty crevice. Styling, waxing, shaving, cutting, extending, replacing…even one of the greatest magic tricks of all time - Johnny Thompson's comb-over technique! And that's no bullshit!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065903 +0000" stop="20260612072836 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gun Control - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Many Americans will fight to the death to defend their right to bear arms. They say guns don't kill people - people kill people. A well-armed citizenry prevents crime. If the weak carried weapons, crime would go down. For gun control advocates, it's all heresy - guns don't belong in the hands of everyday citizens. Guns kill people. Period. Guns in homes get into the hands of people who shouldn't have them - children and criminals primarily. Fasten your seatbelts and put on your ear protectors. It's going to be a bumpy and noisy ride as we take on the facts, the stats and the truth to find out who's dishing up the bullshit on our episode about Gun Control!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072836 +0000" stop="20260612075745 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Busters - S03E10</title>
    <desc>It's scary to know in today's Age of Enlightenment, the world's fascination with the "paranormal" is at an all-time high. And where there are gullible believers, you can bet there are hordes of "experts" lurking, ready to sell something to them. 
We will delve into the realm of the "spirits" and take a look at the revived interest ghost hunting. We'll spend time with so-called parapsychologists as they track ghosts with their new-fangled, pseudoscientific equipment. Will they find something? Yeah, right! We'll show you how some of them bullshit themselves as much as their clients as they try to get to the bottom of nonexistent mysteries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061219 +0000" stop="20260612065428 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic is for the Birds - S10E19</title>
    <desc>Magicians Emily Robinson-Hardy, C.Y., Nick Diffatte, and Cody Stone try to fool the veteran duo with their illusions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065428 +0000" stop="20260612073653 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now Teller Won't Shut Up - S10E20</title>
    <desc>Magicians Nikola Arkane, Rubi, Vinny Grosso, and Gonzalo Mateos try to fool the veteran duo with their illusions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062623 +0000" stop="20260612070759 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cruise Crisis - S18E76</title>
    <desc>Causing Rough Seas - Not Getting It To Compute - Being All Wet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070759 +0000" stop="20260612074846 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Paint Catastrophe - S18E79</title>
    <desc>Not Landing The Eagle - Going Doggone Crazy - Of Moving It Along</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060246 +0000" stop="20260612060750 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chloé's Big Friends - S03E44</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George go to play with their cousin, Chloé, and her friends, but the older children don't want to play any childish games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060750 +0000" stop="20260612061256 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gym Class - S03E45</title>
    <desc>Madame Gazelle takes the children to Grampy Rabbit's gym class, where they learn how to be real explorers!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061256 +0000" stop="20260612061800 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackberry Bush - S03E46</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her family collect apples and blackberries in Granny and Grandpa Pig's garden so that they can make a pie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061800 +0000" stop="20260612062306 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pottery - S03E47</title>
    <desc>Mrs Zebra teaches Peppa, George, Zoë, Zaza and Zuzu Zebra how to make a real tea set from clay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062306 +0000" stop="20260612062810 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paper Aeroplanes - S03E48</title>
    <desc>Some of Daddy Pig's important work papers have gone missing... because Mummy Pig, Peppa and George have accidentally made them into paper aeroplanes!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062810 +0000" stop="20260612063316 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Edmond Elephant's Birthday - S03E49</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her friends go to help at Edmond Elephant's birthday party, but the little children are harder to look after than they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063316 +0000" stop="20260612063820 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Biggest Muddy Puddle in the World - S03E50</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George wake up one morning to find that all the rain has made a flood, and their house is now a desert island!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063820 +0000" stop="20260612064326 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa's Grotto - S03E51</title>
    <desc>It is Christmas and Peppa, George and the children all visit Santa's Grotto to tell him what they would like for Christmas. Peppa asks for a very special doll as a present, but will Santa be able to deliver it to her?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064326 +0000" stop="20260612064830 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa's Visit - S03E52</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George wake up very early on Christmas morning - has Santa delivered the presents they want? Peppa is worried when Santa brings everyone but her a present, but he soon returns to deliver her missing present in person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064830 +0000" stop="20260612065334 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Potato City - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her family visit a new theme park: Potato City. There they discover that the magic of vegetables never ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065334 +0000" stop="20260612065840 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New House - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig takes Peppa and George to visit a house that Mr Bull is building. Who will their new neighbours be?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065840 +0000" stop="20260612070345 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basketball - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The children are taught how to play basketball by Daddy coach. They are soon good enough to take on a bigger team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070345 +0000" stop="20260612070852 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horsey Twinkle Toes - S04E04</title>
    <desc>There is much excitement when Mr Zebra delivers a package from Aunt Dottie for Peppa and George. What could it be?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070852 +0000" stop="20260612071358 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naughty Tortoise - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Tiddles the Tortoise, Doctor Hamster's pet, has got stuck up a tree, again! Who can save him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071358 +0000" stop="20260612071902 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr Fox's Shop - S04E06</title>
    <desc>It is Granny and Grandpa's anniversary. Peppa and George go to Mr Fox's Shop to find them a present. Mr Fox's Shop sells everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071902 +0000" stop="20260612072406 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadows - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George notice they have shadows, and no matter how fast they walk, run, or jump - they can't lose them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072406 +0000" stop="20260612072912 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>International Day - S04E08</title>
    <desc>It is International Day at playgroup and Peppa and her friends have dressed up as countries of the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072912 +0000" stop="20260612073416 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rainy Day Game - S04E09</title>
    <desc>It is raining outside so Peppa and George have to stay indoors. While they wait for the rain to stop, Daddy Pig teaches them a fun game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073416 +0000" stop="20260612073923 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mummy Rabbit's Bump - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Mummy Rabbit comes to visit with a big tummy. Everyone is excited to find out there is a baby rabbit inside, but they are in for an even bigger surprise!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073923 +0000" stop="20260612074427 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pedro the Cowboy - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Pedro Pony spends the day just like a real cowboy would have in the Wild West: setting up camp in the garden and sharing stories with his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074427 +0000" stop="20260612074933 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peppa and George's Garden - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Pig brings some seeds for Peppa and George to grow a garden. Daddy Pig makes himself useful by being the scarecrow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074933 +0000" stop="20260612075437 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flying Vet - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Doctor Hamster is rushed off her feet when nearly all the animals need her help on the same day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075437 +0000" stop="20260612075943 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kylie Kangaroo - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George meet Kylie Kangaroo and her brother Joey. Peppa shows Kylie how to jump up and down in muddy puddles, but who can jump the highest?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061106 +0000" stop="20260612063444 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Appleton comes for a visit and is quite a surprise: He's 76 years old and is acting like a wild teenager, and has a much younger girlfriend. Larry thinks he should act more his age but Balki thinks that it's okay acting as young as he feels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063444 +0000" stop="20260612065822 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Apartment of Horrors - S06E15</title>
    <desc>During the cold season, Larry has a bad cold, along with everyone else except Balki. So Balki's mama sent a plant that cures Larry and everyone else and Larry decides to grow it big to make money off it unaware that growing it big has wacky side effects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065822 +0000" stop="20260612072202 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Saw This on TV - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Larry manages to get tickets to go to a Bulls game with Balki on the night that Larry promised to take Jennifer to the ballet. So Larry lied to Jennifer saying that he had to work. Balki tells him a story about an old Honeymooners rerun where we see Ralph (Larry) lying to Alice (Jennifer) about having to work late when he plans on going bowling with Norton (Balki) and Alice ends up finding out about it while she was with Trixie (Mary Anne). However Jennifer found out about the basketball game and Larry is in a heap of trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072202 +0000" stop="20260612074541 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak, Memory - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jennifer's mother comes to town and wants to meet Larry, and Jennifer doesn't think that her mother will approve of her marrying him. Later on, Larry falls down the stairs at the Chronicle and gets amnesia which last during the dinner where Larry meets Mrs. Lyons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060354 +0000" stop="20260612065435 +0000" channel="C1294.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Badgered Brother - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Brothers Martin and Todd Baylor are feuding over ownership of a successful chain of clothing stores.  Martin ends up with a knife sticking out of his back one night and Todd is charged with the murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065435 +0000" stop="20260612074519 +0000" channel="C1294.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Wednesday Woman - S07E13</title>
    <desc>A wife's ears perk up when an insurance investigator informs her that he has proof that her husband was wrongfully convicted of the crime for which he is imprisoned.  Then the insurance investigator turns up dead.  Goings on in an elevator highlight this episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062031 +0000" stop="20260612070403 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fix - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Reese becomes romantically involved with the newest Person of Interest: an attractive woman who isn't all that she seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070403 +0000" stop="20260612074751 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witness - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Machine identifies a school teacher who witnessed a mob hit as their next POI and Reese and Finch rush to save his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061738 +0000" stop="20260612064436 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cyclist - S02E01</title>
    <desc>John and Kayleigh find themselves, reluctantly, having to make the daily commute to work separately.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064436 +0000" stop="20260612071248 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smurf - S02E02</title>
    <desc>John and Kayleigh are full of high spirits as they head off on their annual works' do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071248 +0000" stop="20260612073939 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day Off - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kayleigh has had enough of work and fancies a day off but John isn’t having any of it. Or is he?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060837 +0000" stop="20260612061954 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Desserts - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Phineas and Ferb build a wall for climbing. Candace is recording a Fireside Girls book with Irving and loses her voice. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz creates the Just-Desserts-inator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061954 +0000" stop="20260612063106 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Candace-Cabra - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The boys set out to prove the existence of the elusive Chupacabra to the world, but Candace can't stand the wait and needs to first just prove it to Mom. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has the brilliant idea to use his Switch-Place-Inator to remove hair from one person and give it to another so that he can in turn sell his hair growing tonic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063106 +0000" stop="20260612064235 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Isabella - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Phineas and the gang celebrate Isabella's birthday in a big way, but all she really wants is some quiet time with Phineas. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has installed his Bugs Me-Inator onto an evil bug bus and is driving around Danville turning all the things that bug him literally into bugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064235 +0000" stop="20260612065400 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love At First Byte - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When Linda becomes overwhelmed for organizing a block party, she asks Phineas and Ferb for help. Norm falls in love with Rodney's female robot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065400 +0000" stop="20260612070515 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Good Turn - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Candace and Stacy  compete in Phineas and Ferb’s Ultimate Obstacle Course. Doofenshmirtz plans to humiliate his brother, the Mayor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070515 +0000" stop="20260612074931 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor and Hulk stand powerless after being struck by Dr. Doofenshmirtz's power-draining "inator." Once the supervillains – Red Skull, Whiplash, Venom and M.O.D.O.K. – find out that Dr. Doofenshmirtz is responsible for robbing the superheroes of their powers, they seek him out and together create mayhem in Danville. Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb do everything they can to restore the superheroes' powers before the evil villains take over the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062456 +0000" stop="20260612064912 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Singles Night - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's Single's Night at the Phoenix! Brian runs over a lady's foot with his wheelchair which leads to sparks flying between the two. Brian quickly thinks he's falling in love and buys a new water bed only to discover his new lady works for the council and is investigating him for false disability claims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064912 +0000" stop="20260612071326 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy Robot Wars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jerry goes to the hospital for tests that are worrying him and the Phoenix puts on an alternative comedy night and robot wars. The comedy night proves unpopular with the locals until an upset Jerry brings some students down a peg or to with his own brand of witty one-liner's, this leads to him being offered a job on a cruise ship. Bouncers Max and Paddy clean up on robot wars after pursuading DJ Ray-von to build the robot for the competition, this leads to a disagreement over the prize money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071326 +0000" stop="20260612073743 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talent Trek Finals - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the final episode of the series, Jerry is relieved to get the all clear from the hospital, and Brian is delighted to get Bolton's yearly biggest show, The Talent Trek Grand Final at the Phoenix after telling the judges that Jerry is in fact dying in order to win the sympathy vote. Jerry then reveals the offer of a job on a cruise ship and considers taking it. As Talent Trek is being staged at such short notice, regular backing band Les Alanos are unavailable and are sacked, being replaced by Right Said Frank, a tribute band to Right Said Frank.  They proceed to make fun out of all the acts while stealing car stereos from the car park on their breaks. This leads to a fight with bouncers Max and Paddy and Brian re-employing backing band Les Alanos. As everyone believes Jerry is dying, Brian takes the opportunity to reveal the results of Jerry's tests and singing it's a celebration as Jerry has the all clear. After the show ends rival club owner Den Perry discards his cigar in the toil</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060923 +0000" stop="20260612063141 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hair to Eternity - S02E07</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063141 +0000" stop="20260612065400 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Flea, You're Out! - S02E08</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065400 +0000" stop="20260612071617 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All for Pink and Pink for All - S02E09</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071617 +0000" stop="20260612073834 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Service with a Pink Smile - S02E10</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061321 +0000" stop="20260612063453 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowball - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Brain comes face to face with his former friend and now enemy, Snowball. And it seems Snowball has his own plans to take over the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063453 +0000" stop="20260612065608 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World in 80 Narfs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>In Victorian England, the Brain realizes that he can take over the world by becoming president of the "Pompous Explorers Club". since the position usually leads to the Prime Ministership of England. In order to become president of the club, he must make it around the world in seventy-nine days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065608 +0000" stop="20260612071706 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Brain plans to melt the ice caps with the Hubble Space Telescope once he buys everything higher than the 39th floor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071706 +0000" stop="20260612072615 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ambulatory Abe - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Brain hopes to take over the world by convincing everyone that Abraham Lincoln has been reincarnated. He takes up ventriloquism and plans on using a statue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072615 +0000" stop="20260612073724 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouse of la Mancha - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Brain tells a group of mice the story of "Don Cerebro" a mouse driven by his dream to take over the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073724 +0000" stop="20260612075146 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Third Mouse - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Pinky searches for the Brain in post-World War II Vienna. He misunderstands people when they try to tell him the Brain is dead and his misunderstandings lead to a series of misadventures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075146 +0000" stop="20260612075947 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Visit - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The Brain captures two mice for an experiment to aid in a plan for world domination. He discovers however that the two mice are his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Gumbo Drop - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Thurgood plays dirty to win a gumbo contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063631 +0000" stop="20260612065900 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U Go Kart - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The boys build a go-kart which mysteriouly disappears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065900 +0000" stop="20260612072131 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Potty - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Thurgood installs a space-age toilet which leads to him losing his job.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072131 +0000" stop="20260612074401 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haiti Sings the Blues - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Haiti Lady puts a curse on Thurgood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062731 +0000" stop="20260612071513 +0000" channel="C1303.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Liberator - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Burke and Virdon are captured by a bunch of humans determined to hand them over to the Apes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061624 +0000" stop="20260612063741 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fleeing Tower of Sunyshore! - S13E09</title>
    <desc>Ash is finally going to battle Volkner, the Gym Leader of Sunyshore City so he can get his eighth badge and qualify for the Sinnoh League. However, a mysterious power outage occurs, canceling the battle. Everyone heads to Sunyshore Tower, the source of the city's power, but it has disappeared! Now they must somehow trace it and bring it back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063741 +0000" stop="20260612065858 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teaching the Student Teacher! - S13E10</title>
    <desc>With Ash's Sunyshore Gym match delayed, Ash and friends head towards Lake Valor for the Grand Festival. They meet up with Dawn's mother Johanna who asks them to help out at a school. They help out, but things get hectic, especially when a kid takes a "liking" to Piplup. Dawn decides to use this time at the school to perfect some combos for the Grand Festival, while Jessie sets her sights on her fourth ribbon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065858 +0000" stop="20260612072015 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping in Top Forme! - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Continuing on to the Grand Festival, Ash and friends find a girl named Marley in a river and swiftly bound for a waterfall. Brock rescues her, and they find out that a legendary Shaymin is with her, injured by a group of thugs who want to steal it. Team Rocket, who are the ones responsible, set out in an attempt to nab Shaymin once more. Ash and friends, knowing the danger, join Marley in helping to keep Shaymin safe while returning it to its friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072015 +0000" stop="20260612074133 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pokémon Ranger: Heatran Rescue! - S13E12</title>
    <desc>Ash and friends encounter a Pokémon Ranger named Ben. They find out that the legendary Heatran has been disturbed and is now going on a rampage, and Ben is on a mission to calm it down. Meanwhile, Team Rocket decide to catch Heatran, eager for the legendary Pokémon's power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062215 +0000" stop="20260612070452 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission Impossible - Night 4 - S04E22</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260612070452 +0000" stop="20260612074729 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission Impossible - Night 5 - S04E23</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Fish and Microchips - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When a suspected space lab burglar, Mr. Glitch, is taken in for questioning, he drops a stolen microchip into a goldfish bowl, where it is swallowed by Lassard's pet goldfish Finnegan. After Glitch is let go for lack of evidence, it's a race between cops and robbers to find the chip, after Finnegan is accidentally sent down the drain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062700 +0000" stop="20260612064850 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Precinct of Wax - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Wax museum curator Waxen Wayne has a special formula that allows him to mold his face to look like anyone. Along with Kingpin, they devise a fiendish plot to do away with the governor, so that Kingpin can be free to do as he pleases throughout the city. After the governor is kidnapped and replaced with a lookalike (Waxen Wayne in disguise), the police are shocked to hear what the ""governor"" really wants -- no more cops! To make matters worse, Sweetchuck and Zed are also captured, as Kingpin prepares to transform the three into wax statues... permanently!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064850 +0000" stop="20260612071040 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cop Scouts - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Kingpin's people have stolen the crown jewels of Ruritania, hiding them in an Edsen car that is shipped to the city. However, Kingpin doesn't know which car contains the merchandise, so he hires teenagers to steal every Edsen in the city, until they can find the goods. Meanwhile, young Billy and his friends are the first to join Lassard's new Cop Scout program. Their mission is to help Mahoney and friends infiltrate the car theft ring, and bring the criminals to justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071040 +0000" stop="20260612073302 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Jekyll and Gangster Hyde - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Professor invents a formula that turns criminals into honest people and vice versa and Sharky Diamond and his Diamond Gang use it to turn him into part of the wrong crowd.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073302 +0000" stop="20260612075451 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Big House - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mahoney, Jones, Zed and Sweetchuck go undercover in the state penitentiary to find the mastermind of the diamond thefts. Meanwhile, Lassard learns that his first arrest, Muggsy Maggoy, is being released by hunches that he maybe the missing link to the crime. Lassard tails him to prove his old man status is still worthy of being a cop, before the trail leaves him permanently retired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062538 +0000" stop="20260612065441 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disturbing the Peace - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Mr Mackay leaves Slade Prison, Fletcher thinks that "happy days are here again". Until, that is, he meets Mr Mackay's replacement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065441 +0000" stop="20260612072302 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Peace for the Wicked - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's Saturday afternoon and Fletcher looks forward to a quiet read. Everyone else seems to have other ideas about how Fletcher should be spending his time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072302 +0000" stop="20260612075129 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Release - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fletcher is having a spell in the prison hospital with a broken ankle. He's sharing a ward with old Blanco, who tells him that another inmate has swindled him out of his belongings in a crooked card game. Fletcher hatches a plan to recover Blanco's belongings and to take revenge on the culprit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060944 +0000" stop="20260612063105 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Song for Portland - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Fred and Carrie meet the Mayor of Portland who gives them a special assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063105 +0000" stop="20260612065347 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aimee - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fred and Carrie discover that their maid is none other than their favorite singer-songwriter Aimee Mann. They also find that their new gardner is none other than singer songwriter Sara McLaughlin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065347 +0000" stop="20260612071550 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayor Is Missing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the mayor goes missing, Fred and Carrie begin a frantic search for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071550 +0000" stop="20260612073806 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blunderbuss - S01E05</title>
    <desc>All of Portlandia is swept up in the excitement of a new music and film festival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061131 +0000" stop="20260612063334 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bright Eyes Mob - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Bright Eyes meets a group of tough dogs and does their dirty work, making the public mistake her as a wanted criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063334 +0000" stop="20260612065538 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Night Sweet Pups - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Whopper must conquer his fear of the dark after numerous nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065538 +0000" stop="20260612071742 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bright Eyes Come Home - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Bright Eyes was unable to be adopted at Adoption Day, a mysterious man by the name of Sam Quintin arrives at Holly's puppy pound and views her as a star. but unknown to the Gang, Quentin is a Con Artist!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071742 +0000" stop="20260612073946 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Found a Pound - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Pound Puppies tell their story of how Holly became the owner of a puppy pound and how they came face-to-face with the villainous Katrina Stoneheart for the very first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061532 +0000" stop="20260612063735 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Niblet Met Giblet - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Niblet falls in love with a female sheepdog named Giblet (Ashley Johnson), who returns the feelings. When Giblet is adopted by a farmer (Jeff Bennett) Niblet goes to find her with Lucky and Cookie following him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063735 +0000" stop="20260612065939 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once a Ralph, Always a Ralph - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When McLeish brings Ralph over to Shelter 17, the dog begins scaring off adopters; leaving the Pound Puppies to accuse him of sabotaging their operations. Lucky attempts to prove otherwise, but when Ralph's flaws test his team's patience, the Kennel Kittens decide to make Ralph one of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065939 +0000" stop="20260612072143 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello Kitten - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When a kitten named Spoons shows up to Shelter 17, the Pound Puppies tell the Super Secret Pup Club not to socialize with a kitten because cats and dogs don't always get along and the Pound Puppies and Kennel Kittens try not to interfere with each others business. However, Super Secret Pup Club disobeys them and they help Spoons get to her perfect person. Suddenly, the Kennel Kittens shows up and they keep placing her in the wrong home due to Ace's overconfidence. The Super Secret Pup Club and a kitten named Teensy help Spoons to get her person and try to convince Kennel Kittens that cats and dogs can live together. Ace reveals that he was friends with a puppy a long time ago and he was unable to get over his past and he almost got Spoons hurt because of his overconfidence. Spoons is with her person and the puppy friend from a long time ago. Teensy is with her person as well; however, her person dresses her like a human girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072143 +0000" stop="20260612074347 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty is Only Fur Deep - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A heroic rescue dog named Champ (Diedrich Bader) arrives at the shelter without any fur; Squirt makes him a full-body toupee, but the pup's lack of confidence makes it difficult to find him the perfect home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064913 +0000" stop="20260612075330 +0000" channel="C1311.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Me - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mike and Angela hunt for the mole; Angela gets a lead, while she must solidify Tommy's alibi; Tasha receives a warning as Tariq makes a dangerous new friend; Milan issues an edict to push a new product.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060510 +0000" stop="20260612065940 +0000" channel="C1312.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Higher Calling - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Tariq and Monet try to leverage a way to get out from under Carter... by making a play to Noma. Positioned on opposite sides, Cane and Dru compete for the streets. An incident with Brayden’s relationship with Elle sends him off the deep end as he goes from puppy to pit bull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065940 +0000" stop="20260612075659 +0000" channel="C1312.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Married to the Game - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A union that should bring the Tejadas and Noma together, couldn't appear to be further apart; Tariq and Monet are sent on a seemingly simple mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062253 +0000" stop="20260612072159 +0000" channel="C1313.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>WAR &amp; ICE CREAM - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Tommy and Diamond expand their business to prisons, the Feds put together a task force to take down CBI, and Jenard struggles to maintain control. Tommy faces off with Walter and gets closer to avenging Liliana's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061211 +0000" stop="20260612063340 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Freeze Zone - S08E25</title>
    <desc>Olympius' Freezard monster chills out the Rangers, leading to a needed meltdown by Ms. Fairweather's newest weapon, the Thermo Blaster. But Olympius has bigger problems, namely, Diabolico is back, and he wants his Star Power returned to him!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063340 +0000" stop="20260612065508 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Mega Battles - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Joel's still pining for Ms. Fairweather. His vying for her affection gains a complication, when a hunky new scientist shows up, aiding her on a new creation. His jealously leads to embarassment, when he discovers the guy is actually her brother, Clark Fairweather. Their invention, the Mega Battle armor, allows Joel &amp; Chad a powerful new upgrade!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065508 +0000" stop="20260612071636 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Caper - S08E27</title>
    <desc>The demons plan to hatch an egg, which will destroy the city entirely. But a desparate thief, Artie, swipes it from them. He tries ransoming it, and gains the ire of both the demons, and Lightspeed, namely Kelsey, whom he keeps running into. But is Artie really such a bad guy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071636 +0000" stop="20260612073805 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocean Blue - S08E28</title>
    <desc>While doing some repairs to the Aquabase, scuba-diver Chad is nearly killed. Lucky for him, he's gained the eye of a beautiful mermaid, Marina, who rescues him and the two start a cross-species romance. But Vypra is manipulating the naive fish-woman, turning her into bait for the Blue Ranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073805 +0000" stop="20260612075934 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trakeena's Revenge (1) - S08E29</title>
    <desc>Leo follows Triskull and the Ghouls from Mirinoi (through a wormhole between planets), to Mariner Bay on Earth. Seems Triskull is working for Olympius, collecting humans to drain them of their lifeforce. But little does the demon prince know, that Triskull is ALSO working for Trakeena, who plans to use the lifeforce to return herself to her mutated form. Leo runs into the Lightspeed Rangers, and soon, his teammates Kai &amp; Maya follow, all teaming up. A young girl, Heather, alerts Carter to her mother's kidnapping, which leads the teams to Triskull's human-snatching cover at a bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060522 +0000" stop="20260612062548 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reeking Havoc - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Professor is anxious to win the 2nd Townsville Annual Cook-off competition this year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062548 +0000" stop="20260612064611 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live &amp; Let Dynamo - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Dynamo returns and this time is against Townsville and destroying the town along with terrorizing its citizens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064611 +0000" stop="20260612070909 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mo' Linguish - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Mojo is sentenced to do community service for Townsville and begins teaching English at the Learning Annex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070909 +0000" stop="20260612073202 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oops, I Did It Again - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When the Professor realizes that all his successful experiments are actually just accidents, he sets out to do something brilliant on purpose!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073202 +0000" stop="20260612075321 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Made Up Story - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Someone is defacing all the posters and statues of Townsville with make-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063625 +0000" stop="20260612072407 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finish the Song - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jesse's in the wind while those close to him face life-changing decisions; the Cowboy comes back to Ratwater seeking his revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060451 +0000" stop="20260612064900 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat's Cradle - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Hanna worries that her mother is keeping a dangerous secret and is determined to protect her at all costs, which leads her to an uncomfortable meeting with Detective Holbrook. A clue in Ali's things leads the Liars to a creepy mask maker, who takes a shine to Emily and may have ties to another Rosewood resident. Spencer and Toby continue their search into a painful chapter of Toby's past and Melissa returns to Rosewood. Meanwhile, A targets Emily's mom, leading Aria to make a desperate plea of Ella.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064900 +0000" stop="20260612073314 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Holbrook's partner, Lt. Tanner, comes to town, intensifying their investigation into the Liars and their possible connection to Wilden's death. Emily panics when her parents come under undue scrutiny due to "A's" manipulations. Hanna bristles when Caleb tries to help her through her this latest crisis, and tries to shift the focus of the police investigation. And Toby finds a new source of information into his mother's death, but it only leads to more questions. Meanwhile Aria has an uncomfortable encounter while out with Jake, and Spencer lays a trap for Melissa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063416 +0000" stop="20260612071233 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wed, Sep 29, 2021 - S50E13</title>
    <desc>Games include “Squeeze Play”, “Back To 72”, “Pocket Change”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071233 +0000" stop="20260612075033 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thu, Sep 30, 2021 - S50E14</title>
    <desc>Games include “Pay The Rent”, “Pick A Number”, “Grid Lock”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063043 +0000" stop="20260612071301 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of the explosion at the bank vault, the police operation descends into pandemonium and panic. As Jane arrives at the scene, she is met with devastating news.
 
Renee gives David cash and tells him to find somewhere to lay low. Later, Clifford reaches the flat and tells Renee the terrible truth about John. Renee refuses to believe him.
 
The police station is numb with shock, but Harris rallies the troops into a manhunt for Clifford and David. A distraught Renee refuses to help and is arrested. Jane and Gibbs, investigating the connection between Julie Ann and the Bentleys, question Renee who finally breaks down and admits David’s relationship to Julie Ann.
 
At a search of the Bentley lock-up, Jane uncovers evidence that it was where Julie Ann was killed. The Bentleys' van is searched and a small silk bow discovered which matches Julie Ann’s bra. The police manhunt ramps up with David Bentley now as their prime suspect. And Jane finally gets to the truth of what really happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071301 +0000" stop="20260612075801 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When the body of teenager, Julie Ann Collins, is found in the underground car park of a Hackney housing estate, probationer WPC Jane Tennison becomes immersed in her first murder investigation.
 
Jane’s superior DI Bradfield believes that the victim’s drug addict boyfriend, Eddie Phillips, is involved in the crime, tracking him down for questioning. However, despite Bradfield and DS Gibbs being convinced that he is hiding something, the interview is cut short when Eddie collapses and is sent to hospital.
 
Meanwhile, with his release from prison imminent, renowned criminal Clifford Bentley is preparing for an upcoming bank robbery that he and his family are carrying out for gangland kingpin Clay Whitely. With information reaching him that his wife, Renee, has been attacked as a warning from Whitely though, he becomes nervous. 
 
At home, Jane’s mother voices concerns about Jane’s chosen vocation and wishes she were more like her younger sister, Pam, who is about to be married. However, determined and ambitious Jane is adamant she’s going to help catch the killer though.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063717 +0000" stop="20260612072110 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire/Water - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After Michael gets bad news from Lincoln, he sets out to find a prisoner named James Whistler, who holds the key to his freedom. That's easier said than done: James Whistler is hiding in Sona because there's a price on his head, and Lechero is not about to help Michael find him. In addition, both Mahone and Bellick want to get to Whistler too. Meanwhile, T-Bag won't allow a little humiliation stop him from insinuating himself into Lechero's good graces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062935 +0000" stop="20260612071529 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Checkmate - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Village is expanding since there are more and more newcomers arriving. Unlike Six, these newcomers believe they are arriving from The Village as opposed to from another world. Six begins to feel increasing pain, and learns that he is beginning to die. Two explains to Six the nature of Village death, and that Six does have a choice as to his future. 313 increasingly understands that she has a life in another world, and has to control how that life affects her in The Village. 313 wants to do whatever she can to help Six in having a better future, as does 147. 11-12 also understands his place in The Village and takes steps to control his own destiny. Six believes that 11-12 may be his key to escaping from The Village. As Michael learns the truth as to what is happening from Curtis and Helen including why Six has a memory of his other life whereas others in The Village do not, Michael has to make a decision as to Six's fate as well as those in The Village, most specifically that of 313. All of this is happening as an increasing number of holes appear in The Village and may consume its inhabitants unless a decision is made quickly. Two suffers a personal loss and the truth will out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063454 +0000" stop="20260612071708 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Episode Sucks - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A body is discovered, and appears to have been killed by a vampire. Meanwhile, Lassiter becomes romantically involved with a woman whom Shawn suspects is the murderer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071708 +0000" stop="20260612075943 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Psych-Man &amp; Tap Man, Issue #2 - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Gus investigate the whereabouts of a mysterious, masked vigilante named The Mantis, who is trying to take down a local drug syndicate called The Caminos. The SBPD is also trying to take down The Camino syndicate, however The Mantis always seems to be one step ahead of everyone's game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061015 +0000" stop="20260612063107 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heather Morris - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Guest host Heather Morris pulls pranks on Joe Jonas, Cody Simpson and Emma Roberts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063107 +0000" stop="20260612065158 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kellan Lutz - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Guest host Kellan Lutz pranks victims Julianne Hough, Ashley Rickards and Aimee Teegarden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065158 +0000" stop="20260612071227 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashton Kutcher - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Ashton Kutcher returns to Punk’d as Kim Kardashian couldn’t be bothered and he pulls out all the stops for Drake.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mac Miller - S09E12</title>
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    <title>My Assistant, Repossessed, VH1 Big in 2002 Awards - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Shopping Spree, Crib Crashes, He Got Game - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eliza Dushku and Mandy Moore get Punk’d.</desc>
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    <title>Jessica Alba, Wilmer Valderrama - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Segment #1 – Jessica Alba is tormented by a shopper running around naked and won't leave her alone.

Segment #2 – Wimer's SUV gets destroyed by a jealous boyfriend in a love triangle thinking the car belonged to Ashton. Wimer is left speechless.</desc>
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    <title>More of the Red Carpet, Kelly Osbourne - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Segment #1  – Ryan Pinkston returns to the red carpet to ask rude questions to more celebrities. Including Danny Masterson, Erika Christensen , Jon Abrahams, Eric Balfour, Christina Della Rose, Pauly Shore, Wilmer Valderrama, Dominic Monaghan &amp; Billy Boyd, Lacey Chabert, and Brett Scallions.

Segment #2 – Kelly Osbourne is given advice on how to improve her image.</desc>
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    <title>Hawaii Pug-Oh - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Bob says he'd love to feel the sand on his toes, pug puppy brothers Bingo and Rolly go on a mission to Hawaii.</desc>
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    <title>A.R.F. - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bob introduces the pups to A.R.F., a robotic dog that is programmed to clean up their messes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The French Toast Connection - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bingo and Rolly travel to France to get Bob some French toast.</desc>
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    <title>Take Me Out to the Pug Game - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The pugs chase Bob's prized baseball across the city.</desc>
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    <title>Robbing Hood - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A lawyer for the late Gustav Hoffer suspects his client's death was not part of a robbery gone wrong as was reported, but rather murder.  He hires Emerson Cod and Ned to find out who killed Hoffer.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pussyland - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Still reeling from the events of Murda Night, the Pynk family faces off against a new foe: Rona.</desc>
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    <title>Shock Theater - S03E22</title>
    <desc>October 3, 1954: Leaping into Sam Bederman, a mental patient who is suffering from acute depression, Sam receives an overloaded electroshock treatment, which causes his Swiss-cheesed memory to be replaced by personas from previous leaps. Al, finding himself visible to the mentally absent, must try to complete Sam's mission, and convince him to take another shock treatment, in order to leap Sam out before contact is lost forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Leap Back - S04E01</title>
    <desc>June 15, 1945: Struck by lightning, Sam and Al find their roles reversed, as Sam returns to the future, and to a long-lost love, while Al leaps back to 1945 to prevent the death of a returning World War II hero and his former girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Dios y el Abogado - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Teresa and crew rig a high-stakes narco horse race, but old enemies — and old flames — threaten to tear everything apart.</desc>
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    <title>May 27, 2020 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Bordelons' lives are impacted by the tragic murder of George Floyd; Nova asks Calvin to recount something from his past; Ralph Angel and Darla give Blue a version of "The Talk."</desc>
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    <title>June 1, 2020 - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Violet grows concerned about Hollywood's emotional state, Nova plans a children's march, Ralph Angel, Blue and Darla confront a troubling confrontation with a cop. Plus, Micah wants to get out and be a voice of change.</desc>
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    <title>A Small Circle of Friends - S04E12</title>
    <desc>A roundup of prostitutes follows the death of an athlete who contracted a drug-resistant strain of gonorrhea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071221 +0000" stop="20260612075932 +0000" channel="C1353.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Depth of Beauty - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Quincy delves into the world of cosmetic surgery after he autopsies a woman who killed herself because she hated the scars a botched operation caused.    He discovers that the plastic surgeon isn't in fact a qualified plastic surgeon, only a qualified MD. The law allows anyone who has qualified as a doctor to call himself any kind of specialist he likes.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Egg - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Jason, a problem child, is given one more chance. Then he's accidentally given a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Toy Train - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When Logan and his dad are tasked with cleaning out his grandfather's house, the ghosts of secrets long past come back to haunt them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064832 +0000" stop="20260612071024 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Howee - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Jared tries to turn off an annoying kids show, but shutting off the TV isn't doing the trick.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071024 +0000" stop="20260612073211 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Not Martin - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A hospital patient is set to get his tonsils removed, but fears the cursed hospital may have other plans that include amputating his foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073211 +0000" stop="20260612075358 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa's Glasses - S04E02</title>
    <desc>A curious boy accompanies his mother to his deceased grandfather's home. After trying on his grandfather's glasses, he realizes they may not be alone in the house as a sinister spirit seems to be lurking about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061519 +0000" stop="20260612065809 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Losing My Religion - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Under Saxa's spell, Magne continues to fall further from himself — a perfect distraction for Fjor to enact his vicious plan and set a dangerous trap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065809 +0000" stop="20260612074338 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Precious - S03E04</title>
    <desc>More vulnerable than ever, Magne requires backup to face his relentless foes. An impossible ultimatum threatens Laurits' loved ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061139 +0000" stop="20260612070007 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident of the Mountain Man - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Thomas and the men of the wagon train are ready to string up Josh Green for killing Thomas's boy. Josh is a mountain man lost in the modern world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070007 +0000" stop="20260612074829 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident at Crooked Hat - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Gil stands by his old friend Jack Jennings.  Jack's a gunfighter.  In a fair fight  he shot the brother of the most powerful man in the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062103 +0000" stop="20260612070622 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Goes Through - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As the team close in on Langston, two members of the 110th face danger, compelling Reacher to devise a dangerous plan to rescue them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070622 +0000" stop="20260612074839 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly Boy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Reacher and Neagley make a final desperate attempt to save O’Donnell and Dixon, stop A.M. and avenge their friends’ murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060116 +0000" stop="20260612062441 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess What's Coming to Dinner - S06E12</title>
    <desc>While the Ghostbusters are on vacation, a grotesque ghost family moves into the firehouse. The guys return to find their home redecorated, all of their equipment thrown away, and the Containment Unit damaged!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062441 +0000" stop="20260612064807 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stay Tooned - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When lightning hits the Ghostbusters' television antenna, Ray and Slimer's favorite animated character, Sammy K. Ferret, comes to life! The selfish and tricky toon plays classical cartoon pranks, but hides a sinister secret!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064807 +0000" stop="20260612071132 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Beast Friends - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Ghostbusters take a cruise on Ray's brand-new sailboat and get caught up in a battle between immortal demons Kishnar and Anshar. They soon possess the bodies of Peter and Ray in order to battle to the death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071132 +0000" stop="20260612073458 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Busters in Toyland - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A demon trapped inside an ancient cuckoo clock snatches Louis Tully's nephew, Lawrence, from his birthday party. The Ghostbusters come to the rescue, but Peter is sucked into a dimensional portal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073458 +0000" stop="20260612075824 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magnificent Five - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Black Bart, a villainous cowboy-ghost from the Spirit World, takes over a Texas town, planning to drain its underground spectral energy well of a power source that will turn him into a full-fledged demon!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061211 +0000" stop="20260612063342 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sun, Fun &amp; Now Totally Done - S17E26</title>
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  <programme start="20260612063342 +0000" stop="20260612071349 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The S@#T They Should Have Shown - S17E27</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260612071349 +0000" stop="20260612073500 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suddenly Single - S19E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260612073500 +0000" stop="20260612075646 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Pimpin' - S19E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260612061521 +0000" stop="20260612063448 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Place or Mine? - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Although Kyra has accepted the fact that Reba gave her summer-abroad money to Cheyenne so she could remain in college, it makes her decide she should move in with her father and Barbra Jean.  If she goes, Cheyenne and Van contemplate using her old room as a nursery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063448 +0000" stop="20260612071844 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's Leaving Home, Bye, Bye - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Kyra's decision to move in with Brock and Barbra Jean leaves Reba reeling while the rest of the family tries to sort out their feelings of hurt, anger, and guilt. A series of flashbacks revisits the turbulent milestones in the family history that led them to this point including when Barbara Jean first meets the Hart family, where we find out Brock used to find her really annoying and Reba thought she was nice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071844 +0000" stop="20260612073814 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War and Peace - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Reba is happy to find out that she and Kyra  are closer than ever since Kyra moved in with Brock and Barbra Jean. Kyra's behavior is driving Brock and Barbra Jean crazy. Meanwhile, Cheyenne's snoring is causing problems for Van.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073814 +0000" stop="20260612075909 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best and the Blondest - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne  announces that she will pursue a career in "dentisting", so she can be like her Dad. Reba tries to point her in a less ambitious direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062248 +0000" stop="20260612064629 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of the Crimson Binome - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Matrix and Andraia meet up with Captain Capacitor who promises to help them find Bob as long as they release his crew from the prison in which the guardians have placed them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064629 +0000" stop="20260612071010 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Edge of Beyond - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The crew of the Saucy Mare enter the web looking for Bob but when a web creature sucks away half of AndrAIa's energy, leaving her in a dying state, Matrix must find the creature so he can save her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071010 +0000" stop="20260612073351 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web Riders on the Storm - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The Saucy Mare is attacked by a group of degraded sprites riding web creatures, and AndrAia is saved by an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073351 +0000" stop="20260612075732 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mousetrap - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The traps Mouse once placed to stop the web creatures from accessing Mainframe are now making it difficult for the sprites to return home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061137 +0000" stop="20260612065451 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie Darwin - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Still recovering from his injuries, Daniel makes a startling decision. Amantha is outraged by Daniel’s choice and hurt when Janet takes his side.Teddy asks Janet for help and ends up forced into an awkward situation with Tawney. Bobby Dean has an unexpected conversation with Sheriff Daggett. Jon Stern gains a valuable, but disturbing insight into a client's case and Daniel bends a few rules.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065451 +0000" stop="20260612073927 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donald the Normal - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A recovered Daniel embarks on a day trip to explore Atlanta and enjoy a taste of big-city anonymity, but even in a crowd, Daniel draws attention. He returns to Paulie, troubled by the way his past follows him. Taking her mother's advice, Amantha begins packing up her apartment, in anticipation of moving back to Atlanta. On a quest for moving supplies, Amantha confronts the depressing realities of a small town and realizes that she needs more in her life than just her brother's legal troubles. Tawney and Ted, Jr. enjoy a fun and somewhat boozy afternoon entertaining their friends Kent and Joon Benny. After their guests leave, Teddy tries to reconnect with his wife, only to be pushed away by a frustrated and overwhelmed Tawney. Stung and humiliated, Ted, Jr. seeks understanding from an unexpected quarter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060745 +0000" stop="20260612063434 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krysis - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Kryten has a mid-life crisis and changes his body cover from Mech grey to Ferrari red. The posse try and show him how much he's achieved in life by taking him to visit a mechanoid from his old fleet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063434 +0000" stop="20260612070329 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can of Worms - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Cat takes time off from being in love with himself to fall head over heels in love with a lady Cat with a big secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070329 +0000" stop="20260612073241 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cured - S12E01</title>
    <desc>The boys discover a research centre where evil has been eradicated. They are bombarded by carbon copies of the infamous historical figures Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Vlad the Impaler and Valeria Messalina, who are now 'cured' of all evil and loving life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073241 +0000" stop="20260612075956 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Siliconia - S12E02</title>
    <desc>A rogue ship full of mechanoids that have rebelled against their programming to seek freedom finds the Dwarvers. They 'free' Kryten and begin to integrate him to their leisurely world. They transfer the minds of Rimmer, Lister and Cat into droids who begin to lose their human attributes the longer they stay in their new metal bodies</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060937 +0000" stop="20260612063314 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ski &amp; Golf Project - S04E14</title>
    <desc>When Moose Thompson successfully sues the local golf and ski resort and ends up owning it, he learns that in lawsuits, as in life, you should be careful what you wish for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063314 +0000" stop="20260612065655 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Auction Project - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by tourists'penchant for paying any amount of money for anything, the men of Possum Lodge decide to hold a gigantic auction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065655 +0000" stop="20260612072033 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rustproofing Project - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Tired of watching their vehicles turn to rust, the men of Possum Lodge once again take the law of nature into their own hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072033 +0000" stop="20260612074344 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Movie Project - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A group of bandy-legged vegetarian filmmakers invade Possum Lodge to shoot a documentary on the environmental fallout of manly behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060305 +0000" stop="20260612061259 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ren's Bitter Half - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Stimpy creates a cloning liquid in his lab, and it falls into Ren's hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061259 +0000" stop="20260612062423 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lair of the Lummox - S03E16</title>
    <desc>As hosts of their favorite TV show, Untamed World, Ren &amp; Stimpy become voyeurs in the wild.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062423 +0000" stop="20260612064655 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hermit Ren - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Hermit Ren:   Annoyed by Stimpy's stupidity, Ren goes to live off as a hermit, and goes crazy after months of being alone. He is kicked out of the hermits union for having imaginary friends.
Show Segment: Untamed World: Field Guide:
Short features Stimpy, reprising his role as a nature show host from Untamed World, in the jungles of Miami, Florida.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064655 +0000" stop="20260612065732 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Next Tuesday - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The chums seek refuge in a model home of the future which is awash with rare conveniences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065732 +0000" stop="20260612070856 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Your Face! - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Stimpy has a friend in his face (like a tick), then Ren ends up with the friend's friend, which starts to annoy him to no end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070856 +0000" stop="20260612072047 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blazing Entrails - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Ren goes into Stimpy's body to find a medical explanation to why he is so stupid.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072047 +0000" stop="20260612073245 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lumber Jerks - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy get jobs as Paper Boys, but nobody is paying their bills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073245 +0000" stop="20260612074337 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prehistoric Stimpy - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy go to a Natural History Museum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074337 +0000" stop="20260612075438 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm Hands - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Famished, Ren &amp; Stimpy pretend to be long lost children of two Farmers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062050 +0000" stop="20260612064201 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wall - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The deputies volunteer to help build part of the Mexican border.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064201 +0000" stop="20260612070342 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death of a Pickle-Thrower - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The deputies reach out to Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker, who has life-threatening disease.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070342 +0000" stop="20260612072523 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baghdad 911 - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072523 +0000" stop="20260612074704 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tanning Booth Incident - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The deputies rally together when Dangle passes out in a tanning booth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062453 +0000" stop="20260612070849 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 108 - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A toddler falls into a feed chute and suffocates (South Franklin Township, Pennsylvania); Following a high-speed chase and foot pursuit, an officer gets stuck in a swamp (Baltimore, Maryland); A woman is trapped in her burning house (December 1986, Olympia, Washington); Ride-along with a Miami undercover cop (Miami, Florida).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070849 +0000" stop="20260612075246 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 109 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A boy accidentally shoots his friend's sister with a rifle (August 1, 1989 - Indianapolis, Indiana); Former NFL player Jerry Anderson dies while saving a boy from drowning (May 27, 1989 Murfreesboro, Tennessee); A 16-year-old boy home sick from school helps the woman living above him rescue her two small children when the apartment catches fire (October 26, 1987 Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060557 +0000" stop="20260612065000 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discovery - S03E02</title>
    <desc>During a night out, Franco and Tommy meet two women. Tommy is finding himself bribing his daughter Colleen before she tells their mother about his indulgent treatment of her sister Katy. Jerry visits his wife Jeannie in her expensive nursing home and soon goes to Lou for financial help. Meanwhile John Sr. insists on having his 83rd birthday at a restaurant that no one else likes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065000 +0000" stop="20260612073505 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torture - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Franco begins to fear he's becoming Alicia's boy toy, while Tommy finds a way to end the fling between Damien and his science teacher. The rest of the crew also face their own problems - Lou is becoming real unstable emotionally, the chief has financial problems, and Sean is afraid of Tommy finding out who he's been sleeping with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061655 +0000" stop="20260612070054 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now What? - S05E04</title>
    <desc>In trying to find a way to channel his emotions, Conrad puts all his effort in looking for answers. Raptor has a run-in with the police that ends up taking a surprising turn. Leela begins noticing problems with a surgeon who has been Bell’s mentor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070054 +0000" stop="20260612074453 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thinnest Veil - S05E05</title>
    <desc>While looking for a distraction on Halloween, Conrad treats a group of witches who send the ER into chaos. Devon treats a patient who thinks he is being haunted by ghosts. On his way back from vacation, Bell picks up a hitchhiker who is not what he seems to be.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060500 +0000" stop="20260612063023 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Of The Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Batter up! This week Mike recruits the St. Louis Cardinals to help return the favor to a Missouri coach who provides free sporting equipment to kids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063023 +0000" stop="20260612065434 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raising the Youth of Detroit - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team race to the Motor City to honor Eric Miller, a man who runs a youth leadership training program that provides free lawn care services to veterans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065434 +0000" stop="20260612071908 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 89-Year-Old Golfer! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mike tees off with an 89-year-old golfer who's found a way to share his love of the sport by building a course where the community can play for free.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071908 +0000" stop="20260612074221 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fences for Fido - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The team heads to Oregon to meet an incredible group of volunteers who are helping turn dog chains into dog shelters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060410 +0000" stop="20260612062510 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried Alive; 6 Star Review; Public Speaking - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Forrest spends a day in a coffin, wonders what to do with a request for a six-star rating, and makes a public-speaking appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062510 +0000" stop="20260612064609 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder; Magic 8 Ball; Procrastination - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Forrest trusts a Magic 8 Ball to dictate his decisions for a day; has a hard time procrastinating; and faces his toughest review ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064609 +0000" stop="20260612070652 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happiness; Pillow Fight; Imaginary Friend - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Forrest tries to be cheerful, and attempts two reviews from a difficult location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070652 +0000" stop="20260612072751 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conspiracy Theory - S02E10</title>
    <desc>While researching conspiracy theories, Forrest makes an uncomfortable discovery and finds himself on the run from a man-hunter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072751 +0000" stop="20260612074850 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locorito, Pet Euthanasia, Dream - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After surviving his big fall, Forrest gets back to work by reviewing a Mexican restaurant's new product; the experience of putting a pet to sleep; what it's like to live his dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062025 +0000" stop="20260612064312 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Man and the Seat - S04E02</title>
    <desc>We all have one thing in common, broh. I don't know, broh. Watch this one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064312 +0000" stop="20260612070551 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Lots of twists and turns this time, broh. Wear your helmets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070551 +0000" stop="20260612072815 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Morty gets a dragon in this one, broh. It's a wild ride, broh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072815 +0000" stop="20260612074958 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rattlestar Ricklactica - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Lots of things in space, broh. Snakes and sharp stuff. Watch this, broh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061833 +0000" stop="20260612063932 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jessie J - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Singer-songwriter Jessie J joins Rob, Steelo, and Chanel to learn how to DO IT LIKE A DUDE, hear some harsh truths in MOM-SPLAINING and watch the bodies slam in BANG BANG.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063932 +0000" stop="20260612070031 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling XLVII - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel and Steelo take a vacation to LAKE PAINATONKA, catch the quick hands in GRABBIES and watch some unsuspecting people get EFFED FROM BEHIND.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070031 +0000" stop="20260612072131 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DJ Paul - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Hip-hop legend DJ Paul joins Rob, Chanel, and Steelo to get a little ZAP HAPPY, live the JUGG LIFE, and get energized by some BEATSPIRATION.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072131 +0000" stop="20260612074230 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chanel and Sterling XLVIII - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Rob, Chanel, and Steelo get jammed up in STUCK MY LIFE, take their chances in GATOR GAMBLIN' and enlist in the GRAVY SEALS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062419 +0000" stop="20260612064952 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duel of Honor - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When an Italian Count arrives in North Fork, his strange attire attracts the attention of Groder, a town bully. Groder trying to have fun with this stranger, destroys some of the Counts currency, mocks him, and tries to humiliate him. Eventually the Count challenges Groder to a duel and asks Lucas to be his Second. They meet at dawn and the Count, the offended party, brings his single shot dueling pistols, something Groder is unaccustomed to. Lucas as second must see that all rules of the duel are adhered to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064952 +0000" stop="20260612071557 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sister - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Rebecca Snipe is returning to North Fork after a long visit away. Before her stage left, she over hears a man saying he's going to North Fork to kill a big man with a big mouth. Upon Rebecca's arrival in North Fork, Mark is smitten with her and gets it in his head to play matchmaker between her and his pa. Thinking Lucas has intentions on their sister, the Snipe brothers come looking for Lucas to see if he measures up to their standard of being good enough for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071557 +0000" stop="20260612074157 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apprentice Sheriff - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dan Willard is filling in as temporary marshal while Micah is away. Some Texas cowhands are in North Fork looking for some fun and relaxation, but Dan keeps coming down hard on them. Dan's father tells Lucas that he feels Dan is trying to prove himself as a man to compensate from being dropped from West Point Academy because of his poor eyesight. The Texas cowhands have had enough of being pushed around when Marshal Dan posts an ordinance that all visitors must check their guns at the Marshal's office. Now, they're out to cause some real trouble for Dan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065049 +0000" stop="20260612074016 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Cold Killer - S09E02</title>
    <desc>When a sea monster washes up on an English beach, Jeremy Wade sets off to unmask the beast. His journey will take him to the ice sheets of Greenland and the fjords of Norway, where he races against the Arctic storm threatening to end his quest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061942 +0000" stop="20260612064026 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Bob - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Big Black tries to convince Rob that there are hardships to being a big man in America.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064026 +0000" stop="20260612070038 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity - S03E07</title>
    <desc>A charitable ice cream man inspires Rob and Big Black to begin their own altruistic crusade, ranging from handouts at skid row to spending time with frisky seniors at an old folks home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070038 +0000" stop="20260612072142 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry the Healer - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Big Black indulges Rob by following him to a "street shaman" who is promoting a new age therapy called "Sacred Geometry".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072142 +0000" stop="20260612074243 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating Game - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Big Black makes it his mission to find a nice girl for Rob to settle down with after Rob finds a forgotten pair of "dirty girl" gloves in his bedroom..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060627 +0000" stop="20260612061742 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unnamed One - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Robot Chicken introduces the next animated mega-hit: The Cheese League! Oprah lands a hot guest: C'thulhu. Galactus needs a new herald. Family Double Dare breaks a few families apart, and Nickelodeon's Guts teaches a boy to score.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061742 +0000" stop="20260612062857 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fridge Smell - S08E10</title>
    <desc>'The Green Mile' seems much longer; Optimus Prime tries to shirk jury duty</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062857 +0000" stop="20260612064010 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Western Hay Batch - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Everyone should butt out of the Power Rangers' business; Obi-Wan takes the low road to the high ground; The Terminator gets involved in the Garden of Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064010 +0000" stop="20260612065118 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple Hot Dog Sandwich on Wheat - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Lex Luthor wants to buy some real estate. Inspector Gadget joins the US Army. Is being a My Little Pony just a phase? The story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears is revisited.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065118 +0000" stop="20260612070231 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joel Hurwitz Returns - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Daredevil wasn't the only person to lose his sense in an accident. Hogwarts students don't understand birth control. Solid Snake has an interesting visit to the bathroom. The Micronauts get a new public transport system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070231 +0000" stop="20260612071345 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hopefully Salt - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Superman forgets to lock the door to the Fortress of Solitude. The Nerd dies or has sex or both. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get their hands on some surplus military hardware.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071345 +0000" stop="20260612072502 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yogurt in a Bag - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Liam Neeson discovers his movie seat has been… taken. A veterinarian explains how 101 dalmatians reproduce. The Crypt Keeper's schtick is stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072502 +0000" stop="20260612073617 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of the Flushed Footlong - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Some outtakes from Seth Green's Burger King commercial. Krang tries his hand at online dating. A look at Huey Lewis' lost hit song from "Back to the Future".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073617 +0000" stop="20260612074735 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Walter White Jr. raps about breakfast. The Exo-Squad have some jobs to do. Remy makes a new kind of ratatouille.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074735 +0000" stop="20260612075846 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Enough Women - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Darth Vader learns the meaning of "I'm Sorry". The Terminator alters the future a little too much. Edna Mode starts an incredible new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060513 +0000" stop="20260612062854 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Losers Weepers - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When a truck driver for Lightning Sport Sports Equipment accidentally drops a motorized skateboard into the hands of the Rocket gang, will the kids give back what doesn't belong to them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062854 +0000" stop="20260612065122 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reggie: The Movie - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Trish and Sherry invite Reggie to see a scary movie (""Sharkstein's Revenge""), she is nervous about telling them that she is afraid. Will she get over her fear of the movie, or will it prevent her from ever enjoying the surf again?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065122 +0000" stop="20260612073519 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Breezy - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Rockets head out to Lake Havasu with Breezy to experiment with some of the latest extreme water sports gear. But when the stuff they test accidentaly breaks, will they tell Breezy the truth about what they think of her new stuff?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073519 +0000" stop="20260612075746 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sammy's Fortune - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Rocket kids meet Patsy, ""fortune teller and telepathic wonder chick,"" who gives all of them fortunes that seem to come true. When she tells Sam he's indestructible, will that fortune come true, or will he be sorry in testing out her vision?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060629 +0000" stop="20260612063018 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wallaby on Wheels - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Rocko takes up roller-skating to impress a girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063018 +0000" stop="20260612064214 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumbells - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Rocko is arrested after a game of Doorbell Ditch gets out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064214 +0000" stop="20260612065415 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rug Birds - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Filburt talks Rocko into going wig-snatching with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065415 +0000" stop="20260612070644 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Puppy Luv - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Rocko thinks he's a dog after Heffer hypnotizes him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070644 +0000" stop="20260612071842 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Mrs. Wolfe - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Virginia talks Rocko into teaching her how to drive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071842 +0000" stop="20260612073056 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put to Pasture - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Heffer overdoses on Pasture Puffies (a snack food said to contain potentially harmful substances) and is rushed to the hospital. While he is in a coma, Rocko, Filburt, and the Bigheads reminisce about past experiences with the steer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073056 +0000" stop="20260612074245 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Schlock - S04E24</title>
    <desc>While exploring Rocko's old home, Filburt's sons, in the future now grown up, find a banana in the fridge. They go to their father, now aged, to explain the story behind the banana in the fridge. In flashbacks, we learn that Conglom-O had put Ed Bighead in charge of a experiment monkey. Rocko and Heffer found out, and tried to save the chimp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074245 +0000" stop="20260612075511 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkey Time - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Rocko tries to protect the Thanksgiving Turkeys that have taken refuge at his house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065905 +0000" stop="20260612075123 +0000" channel="C1547.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Eagle - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Eager to return to Rome after eight long years of war, Gaius Julius Caesar ends his campaign with a resounding triumph in Gaul, and news of a shattering personal loss at home. In Rome, Caesar's old friend Pompey is counselled by the Senate, who worry about Caesar's growing popularity. Two soldiers are enlisted to find the army's stolen gold standard. Atia is careful to play both sides of an escalating power struggle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063826 +0000" stop="20260612072122 +0000" channel="C1549.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun and Games - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Harper and Miles feel the weight of their recent mistakes, while Harper is tasked with training Miles. Nolan and Celina are dispatched to a robbery call where Nolan encounters a familiar face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060620 +0000" stop="20260612064649 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signals Crossed - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Andy’s undercover skills are tested – and found to be lacking – during a citywide campaign to clean up the streets, when she’s tapped to pose as a prostitute in order to arrest unsuspecting johns. But the real test comes when Andy and Dov inadvertently put a vulnerable street informant’s life in danger, and it’s up to the two rookies to infiltrate a dangerous gun deal in order to save the trapped woman from a group of ruthless criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064649 +0000" stop="20260612072638 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broad Daylight - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A home invasion at an upscale address leads to a massive first response call that brings out the training officers in full force. After the scene is cleared, Andy and Traci remain behind with the terrified homeowner. When Traci is called away to deal with an emergency with her son, Andy is left alone to face the armed thief who is still prowling around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060706 +0000" stop="20260612062907 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Hearts - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062907 +0000" stop="20260612065110 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065110 +0000" stop="20260612071311 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Officer and a Gentleman - S02E15</title>
    <desc>When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071311 +0000" stop="20260612073512 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Born to Be Wild - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073512 +0000" stop="20260612075714 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060918 +0000" stop="20260612063832 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Antony's Birthday - S02E06</title>
    <desc>It's Antony's 18th birthday and the Royles are planning a family party. They finally get to meet Antony's girlfriend Emma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063832 +0000" stop="20260612071755 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Royle Family - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas Day. The family have just finished a big Christmas dinner. Barbara learns her turkey wasn't up to scratch, and Dave buys Denise a mobile phone for when the baby is born, even though she uses it to call Barbara on the house phone from upstairs! Antony goes to Emma's shortly afterwards, and Dave takes Nana home. Soon after Dave and Nana have left, Denise goes into labour upstairs in the bathroom, and Jim is left to comfort her. Denise reveals the baby isn't due until 3 weeks. Will the baby and Denise be alright</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071755 +0000" stop="20260612074603 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Baby David finally arrives at the Royle's House, dressed from head to toe in the 'latest Gear', that is obviously Manchester slang for complete tack, but it seems that Denise is taking a back seat and letting Dave do all the work, will it continue?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062055 +0000" stop="20260612064424 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Movies - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Stu shows everyone boring home movies, but the kids make drawings of their own that are brought to life by the Rugrats cartoonists. A VERY cool story with actual art by the children of the makers of Rugrats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064424 +0000" stop="20260612070811 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Mr. Friend - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Stu invents a new toy: a scary walking, talking, heat-seeking clown doll. The babies encounter it, and are horrified. Eventually, it all comes down to a final battle royale between Tommy and friends and an army of "Mr. Fiends." The babies win the day...or do they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070811 +0000" stop="20260612073156 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuffed - S03E23</title>
    <desc>After playing with a pair of toy had-cuffs to be donated to an orphanage, Chuckie and Angelica got cuffed together with it and they've lost the key.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073156 +0000" stop="20260612075537 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blizzard - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Chuckies favorite toy bus that he got from Santa gets broken after Stu steps on it, and whats worse is a blizzard is going to hit them. After the blizzard when playing in the snow Lou says that it looks like the North Pole. And so Chuckie gets an idea and says to the rest of the Rugrats that if the North Pole is near than so is Santa, and he can fix Chuckies toy. And so they go on an adventure to find Santa braving the blizzards, and harsh coldness of the North Pole (Tommys back yard). On the way they meet Angelica (Angelanik of the North) whos only going along to get toys. Later the Rugrats find out they went the wrong way and ended up at the South Pole. While the others are dissapointed Tommy thinks it's great that they managed to find the South Pole. And so Lou fixed Chuckies bus and the Rugrats had a fun adventure in the blizzard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060821 +0000" stop="20260612062959 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uh-Oh It's Magic - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Russell is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062959 +0000" stop="20260612065135 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Singing and Dancing - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Timmy wants to join a singing group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065135 +0000" stop="20260612071257 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff Day - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071257 +0000" stop="20260612073420 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zygote - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073420 +0000" stop="20260612075555 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary Chicken - S05E18</title>
    <desc>After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065646 +0000" stop="20260612075727 +0000" channel="C1574.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phenomenon - S13E03</title>
    <desc>The previously chopped queens return to walk in a fashion runway show, then perform a choreographed number to RuPaul's song "Phenomenon," and comedian Nicole Byer guest judges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060638 +0000" stop="20260612064903 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maniak - S06E04</title>
    <desc>When a convicted killer makes a prison break, the team works to protect the people on his hit list. Also, Hondo unexpectedly crosses paths with a former flame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064903 +0000" stop="20260612072927 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unraveling - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When the team stops the flash-mob robbery of a department store, they fear the crime was designed to distract from something more sinister – murder. Also, Hondo enlists Street to connect with Powell after she ignores orders in the field.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060454 +0000" stop="20260612062636 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whose So-Called Life Is It Anyway? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Despite a warning from the Witches Council to avoid "charitable magic," Sabrina can't resist trying to liven up an unbelieveably tedious evening with Valerie's dysfunctional family by granting a wishbone wish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062636 +0000" stop="20260612064817 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Price Harvey? - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Zany cousin Zsa Zsa visits, annoying Zelda with the childish practical jokes she shares with Hilda until Zsa Zsa suggests the sisters try her magic "walk-a-mile-in-my-shoes" booties, which switch their personalities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064817 +0000" stop="20260612070958 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs. Kraft - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Sabrina and Hilda are disturbed, not to say grossed out, by the growing intimacy between Zelda and Mr. Kraft.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070958 +0000" stop="20260612073139 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabrina and the Pirates - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Hilda has forgotten to tell Zelda that their magic is due for a twenty-five-year tune-up, so they must both surrender their powers for a few days, leaving Sabrina "the most powerful woman in the house" temporarily. But her delight in her new status doesn't last after Valerie persuades her to sneak into a new nightclub to hear 'N Sync perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073139 +0000" stop="20260612075320 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sabrina the Matchmaker - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Cupid threatens to banish Sabrina to the Other Realm unless she manages to bring a couple together for Valentine's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061555 +0000" stop="20260612063851 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When in Rome - S01E39</title>
    <desc>A history teacher assigns Gem and Sabrina together as partners on a project on Rome. Gem becomes snotty though and hides the book on Rome in the spookie jar causing them to actually go to Rome. They are at first pitted against each other by Juilus Ceaser to fight but when it comes to going back home that's something they both agree on. They go back finish the report and Gem gets a brainwash, but in the end Sabrina discovered they made a great team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063851 +0000" stop="20260612070147 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Field Of Screams - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Sabrina and Chloe are on the baseball team and except for them the entire team stinks and loses every game, so Sabrina gets a spell from the Spookie Jar to conjure up a couple of players who really can play. After that they start winning games but they score up so many points they start to boot out the other players and take over the team themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070147 +0000" stop="20260612072443 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driver Ed - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Hilda is the worst driver around and Sabrina wants her to drive her to this concert, so she uses the spookie jar to conjure up a spell to get a handsome driving teacher to make Hilda learn. Soon Zelda learns about him and the two start competing for Ed's affections. In the end Hilda gets her liscence and they both win his heart until Ed conjures back into his original form: a dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072443 +0000" stop="20260612074726 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Becomes of the Broken Hearted? - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Sabrina goes to the Wise Warlock to find a cure for a broken heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060825 +0000" stop="20260612063121 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of Silence: The Pale Glimmer of a Firefly - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Mimete attacks a soap opera actor. Hotaru’s past without friends is shown, and the reasons for it. A Daimon who was attacking runs near Hotaru, who glows and completely freezes the Daimon who is destroyed by Sailor Moon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063121 +0000" stop="20260612065436 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunny Skies After a Storm: A Friendship Dedicated to Hotaru - S03E27</title>
    <desc>A man who grows roses invites the Senshi in, and shows them their beauty. Mimete breaks a window, causing chaos, and attacks him. Later, he and Hotaru fix the window.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065436 +0000" stop="20260612071751 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Higher and Stronger: A Cheer from Usagi - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Everyone begins to learn more about the outer soliders through Mamoru's story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071751 +0000" stop="20260612074106 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle Inside the Demonic Space: The Sailor Guardians' Gamble - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Mimete attempts to create a Daimon by herself, throwing the entire Tomoe house into another dimension. The senshi enter the dimension and are defeated by a game-master Daimon named U-Ikasaman. Hotaru manages to assist in her defeat by the use of a bluff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061544 +0000" stop="20260612063954 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Pinsky - S02E09</title>
    <desc>(AKA "The Pinsky-Sponge Gazette") Pinsky and Sponge start a camp newspaper. While Sponge is writing actual news stories, Pinskey starts a gossip column, which soon becomes very popular. When he writes that Telly may have cheated at a recent sports event, it starts to get everyone into trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063954 +0000" stop="20260612070403 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture the Flag - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Donkeylips wants to play on the offensive side of the camp's Capture the Flag team, but even though he knows the strategy, he is put on defense because he is so slow. But when the offensive crew is captured by the enemy, it is up to Donkeylips to lead the defense team to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070403 +0000" stop="20260612072813 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Call Me Mrs. Tibbs - S02E11</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Park Ranger Mona") Mona Tibbs, the mail lady, has joined the park service to be closer to Ug. He thinks this is good because she will go easy on the camp when she comes to inspect it. Instead, she nitpicks every little thing and reports the camp for several infractions. The campers decide to make it worse by pointing out more flaws, hoping to be put in a hotel while the camp is fixed if it is shut down. They find out, however, that they would be transferred to other camps. They quickly set out to clean up camp and help Mona and Ug patch things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072813 +0000" stop="20260612075228 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Kahn, Jr. - S02E12</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Ellen Comes to Camp") Ellen, Dr. Kahn's niece, comes to visit camp, and Ug orders the campers to treat her like royalty. She is a real brat and the gang is ready to use vigilante justice on her, but Ug, though he is also bothered by Ellen, stops them because he is trying to gat a raise. The gang decides to try the silent treatment, which sends Ellen over the edge. In the end, the gang gets the ultimate revenge, and Ug gets his raise for teaching Ellen a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062116 +0000" stop="20260612070500 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fall Out - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After a nuclear incident, the secret of the asteroid becomes public, setting the world on a dangerous course. Darius, Grace, Liam and Harris must adapt to new roles in an ever-shifting landscape of fear and civil unrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070500 +0000" stop="20260612074630 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Détente - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Darius and Grace must forge an emotional détente to get international cooperation. Liam meets a new scientist who has a mysterious past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061330 +0000" stop="20260612063612 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#DollSitting - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat are hired to baby-sit a doll on Halloween. Cat thinks she turned Dice into a monkey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063612 +0000" stop="20260612065855 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#PeezyB - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sam gets a job as the assistant to rapper, Peezy B; Cat finds babysitting much more challenging without Sam around to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065855 +0000" stop="20260612072137 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#SalmonCat - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat are ordered to rename their babysitting business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072137 +0000" stop="20260612074419 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#Twinfection - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Cat plays a trick on Sam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061835 +0000" stop="20260612064157 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Disorder Diaries - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jin and Mugen read through Fuu's diary and find out that she hasn't been telling them what they need to know.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064157 +0000" stop="20260612070519 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misguided Miscreants, Part 1 - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mugens past memories lure himback into his violent past; A pirate makes secret plans.  And the lust for gold brings betrayal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070519 +0000" stop="20260612072840 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misguided Miscreants, Part 2 - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Mugen finds out what the pirate was planning to do, he gets his revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072840 +0000" stop="20260612075202 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bogus Booty - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The shogun's prettiest ninja ends up giving Mugen and Jin an evening that they will never forget. Meanwhile, Fuu gets large.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060002 +0000" stop="20260612062240 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXI: Jack and the Farting Dragon - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jack discovers a village of panicky medieval serfs, overwhelmed and unable to earn their livelihood because of a horrible stench coming from a nearby mountain. After getting some more information from a demented scissorsmith, Jack heads to "The Spire" to deal with the source of this stink: a fire-breathing dragon who needs Jack's help in dealing with some serious indigestion!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062240 +0000" stop="20260612064525 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXII: Jack and the Hunters - S02E09</title>
    <desc>On an alien planet, Aku contacts four Emikandi hunters and offers them the chance to hunt Jack. They capture Jack with incredible ease but Jack just as easily frees himself after he hears they're working for Aku and the real hunt begins! After an extended chase the two sides battle atop a skyscraper and Jack falls to his death...but the hunters rescue him out of respect for their greatest prey. Then the Emikandi refuse to give him to Aku out of respect for Jack's skill and depart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064525 +0000" stop="20260612070800 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXIII: Jack vs. Demongo, the Soul Collector - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Aku has his most powerful minion, Demongo, find jack and capture his essence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070800 +0000" stop="20260612073025 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXIV: Jack Is Naked - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jack's clothes are stolen and he must get them back while being chased by an angry mob who thinks he's indecent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073025 +0000" stop="20260612075318 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XXV: Jack and the Spartans - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As jack climbs up to the top of a mountain he meets up with an army of great warriors and gets asked to help them in the last chapter of a 300 year battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060013 +0000" stop="20260612062519 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Over-the-Hill Gag - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Mistakenly believing that Fred is dying, Lamont prepares a party and tries to get Lena Horne to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062519 +0000" stop="20260612065029 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Family Man - S04E25</title>
    <desc>In this backdoor pilot for the '"Grady" spinoff series, Grady gives his daughter a tasteless painting to hang over the fireplace just in time for a high-class party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065029 +0000" stop="20260612071531 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earthquake II - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Fearing a massive earthquake, Fred tries to sell the house and heads to Las Vegas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071531 +0000" stop="20260612074050 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divorce, Sanford Style (a.k.a. Divorcee, Sanford Style) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Fred becomes entangled in a spat between Esther and Woodrow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064011 +0000" stop="20260612074523 +0000" channel="C1590.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kevin Hart/Sia - S40E11</title>
    <desc>Kevin Hart hosts Saturday Night Live for the second time while Sia makes her debut as musical guest. Sketches include MLK Cold Open, Kevin Hart Monologue, Calvin Klein Ad, Why'd You Post That, Bushwick, Brooklyn 2015 and Kevin's Son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061546 +0000" stop="20260612063850 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinned to the Mat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Slater feels inferior when he can't choose a career on career day. Zach wants to win a bet with a student at Bayside's rival school Valley, only to find out he's caught between a rock and a hard place when Slater quits wrestling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063850 +0000" stop="20260612070142 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty and the Screech - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kelly is in trouble. If she fails science she can't go to a concert. Screech agrees to tutor her and they become best friends but this doesn't impress rivals Zack and Slater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070142 +0000" stop="20260612072506 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friendship Business - S01E11</title>
    <desc>For a class project, the gang comes up with an invention that might go into business called friendship. However when Zach's selfish attitude gets in the way, the gang starts competing against him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072506 +0000" stop="20260612074755 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mamas and the Papas - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Zach, Slater and Screech are paired up with Kelly, Jessie and Lisa for a marriage project only to find out that it's not as easy as it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063123 +0000" stop="20260612071736 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Orleans - S02E01</title>
    <desc>In New Orleans Conor becomes victim to culturally bespoke scams unique to this city. He starts by experiencing street level scammers …the small fry that feed off the Mardi Gras Street Carnival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062105 +0000" stop="20260612064305 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pregnancy Test - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Johnny prepares himself after finding a positive pregnancy test; David and Patrick search for privacy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064305 +0000" stop="20260612070456 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asbestos Fest - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Moira prepares for her headline debut at the Asbestos Fest; David deals with some loitering teens in the apothecary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070456 +0000" stop="20260612072657 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls' Night - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Alexis and Twyla go out for a girls' night; David gets a lesson on compromise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072657 +0000" stop="20260612074857 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.I.P. Moira Rose - S04E05</title>
    <desc>A rumor appears on line that Moira died; Roland asks Johnny to be the godfather of his child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060914 +0000" stop="20260612062152 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>E*I*E*I*O - S06E24</title>
    <desc>While the gang goes on mysteries on a countryside at Old MacDonald’s E.I.E.I.O. (short for Experimental Institute for Evolutionary Improvement of Organisms). A genetic experiment on a field mouse making it a thirty-foot tall monster mouse and terrorize his farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062152 +0000" stop="20260612063429 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nutcracker Scoob (1) - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A scrooge named Winslow Nickelby tries to close down a children's home so he can have it for himself. Meanwhile, a ghost is also haunting the children's home, just when Fred and the gang decorate for Christmas. Could these two things have any connection?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063429 +0000" stop="20260612064554 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nutcracker Scoob (2) - S06E26</title>
    <desc>A scrooge named Winslow Nickelby tries to close down a children's home so he can have it for himself. Meanwhile, a ghost is also haunting the children's home, just when Fred and the gang decorate for Christmas. Could these two things have any connection?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064554 +0000" stop="20260612070719 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarab Lives! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Scooby-Doo gang's most favourite comic-book super hero, The Scarab, comes to real life as a super villain!!! Trying to prove their hero's innocence, the gang convice the Scarab's creator to not give up drawing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070719 +0000" stop="20260612072843 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Ghoul of Wonderworld - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The gang buys Velma her fantasy, which is to be "Watson for a day" to a robotic Sherlock Holmes in a futuristic Londonworld at the Wonderworld amusement park. Although it's all supposed to be a game, there really is a crime to be solved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072843 +0000" stop="20260612075010 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strange Encounters of a Scooby Kind - S01E03</title>
    <desc>An alien ship kidnaps Scooby, Scrappy and Shaggy who are camping out at a construction site. It's up to Fred, Daphne, and Velma to save the three from the space ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061037 +0000" stop="20260612063450 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creepy Heap from the Deep - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The gang is having a beach party when a bizarre monster emerges from the deep. Soon after they meet an old sea captain who tells them about the monster, only to have it steal his soul!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063450 +0000" stop="20260612065714 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch Out! The Willawaw! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Gang is waiting for Velma's Uncle to meet them but they get worried when he doesn't show up so they head back to his cabin they see something monstrous flying in the sky they learn that it's the willawaw an owl-like monster that according to legend will carry it's victim off when an owl calls the person's name but not only that but some owl creatures are on the loose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065714 +0000" stop="20260612071943 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Creepy Tangle in the Bermuda Triangle - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While out on an ocean sailing trip, the gang run into a hurricane and end up stranded on a deserted island--which appears to be home base for a UFO that captures Hurricane Hunter aircraft!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071943 +0000" stop="20260612074212 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Scary Night with a Snow Beast Fright - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to visit their pal, Professor Krueger up in the North Pole, and he's disappeared before they get there. Turns out Jurassic Park is in full operation up in Santa Land as a fur covered dinosaur is wandering around. Was the Prof this beast's last main course?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060523 +0000" stop="20260612062738 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Away Ghost Ship - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The gang learns that the ghost of long dead pirate has returned and is continuing on where he left off centuries ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062738 +0000" stop="20260612064957 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spooky Space Kook - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The gang is low on gas so they go to a farmhouse. The farmer tells them he's been harassed by reporters ever since an alien showed up. It's not just any alien, but a ghostly alien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064957 +0000" stop="20260612071213 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night of Fright is No Delight - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Scooby-Doo inherits a mansion because he saved the Colonel from drowning years ago. He and some other heirs will each get a fortune but there's a warning that the house is haunted. The warning appears justified when someone (or something) comes to frighten the heirs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071213 +0000" stop="20260612073430 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Snow Ghost - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The gang is vacationing in the Himalayas. They go to a winter lodge where the owner tells them about the ghost of a Yeti that is out to get revenge on the man that caused his death and will turn anyone into ghosts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073430 +0000" stop="20260612075633 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nowhere to Hyde - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While driving back from the movies, the gang finds a strange man in the back of the Mystery Machine. They recognize it as the ghost of Mr. Hyde who is a jewel thief. They follow him to a house where they meet a descendent of Dr. Jekyll who claims to be the ghost of Hyde, but is he telling the truth?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061121 +0000" stop="20260612063400 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Undone - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The gang and original Mystery Incorporated stand before the Evil Entity. The Entity grabs Scooby-Doo, and mentions that he must die and be reborn as a vessel to its darkness. Scooby breaks free, but Pericles volunteers to be possessed by the being, to which the Entity agrees. Professor Pericles believes he has gained ultimate power (due to his growth in size and appearance), but the Evil Entity kills Pericles and mutates his body into a squid-like monster. The Entity then assumes control of the Kriegstaffelbots and summons other evil Anunnaki, who proceed to offer the townspeople for the Entity to consume. When Scooby destroys the sarcophagus, the Entity is killed and a vortex sucks everything in, except for the gang, then explodes. The gang find themselves in a new version of Crystal Cove and Earth itself. After some strange encounters, Mystery Incorporated realizes that all the evil ever caused by the Entity has come undone, thereby changing history. The gang sets up a new Mystery Machine and travels off to their new destination after receiving a message from Harlan Ellison, vowing to solve each mystery they come across. As the gang drives away, they are watched by Nova, who says Scooby is the bravest dog that ever lived and thanks him and the gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063400 +0000" stop="20260612065630 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Beast from Below - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After being jailed for solving another mystery, the Mystery Inc. gang stumbles upon another mystery: a gruesome monster lurking underneath the town and cocooning everyone who comes near in green goop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065630 +0000" stop="20260612071937 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creeping Creatures - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The gang decides to launch an investigation into the existence of a mythical ghost town that is believed to have been populated by alligators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071937 +0000" stop="20260612074245 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Ghost Rig - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Strange things continue happening in Crystal Cove, when doorknobs suddenly vanish and a priceless diamond is hidden somewhere. To top it all off, a mysterious Ghost Trucker is also scaring the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061526 +0000" stop="20260612065823 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pumpkin Patch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>With Halloween just days away, Dean Munsch makes an announcement affecting the campus and, specifically, Chanel's plan to throw a pumpkin patch party in support of her Kappa Kappa Tau presidential campaign. Meanwhile, Grace and Pete lead a search party for a missing friend, which steers them closer to the Red Devil than ever before, and Chanel #3 and #5 learn what life would be like without Chanel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065823 +0000" stop="20260612074111 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Minutes in Hell - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to protect herself from the killer, Chanel makes a surprising decision, which leaves Zayday in a position of power. To stay close to each other, the girls of Kappa Kappa Tau host a slumber party, but when a shocking discovery is made, not everyone will survive the night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060321 +0000" stop="20260612062437 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Old Lady - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The three interns are each assigned patients with various illnesses. Statistically speaking, one of the three is going to die. J.D.'s patient is 86 year old Mrs. Tanner, who is in renal failure. 20 year old David Morrison is Turk's hernia patient and Elliot's patient Mrs. Guerrero only speaks Spanish and might have lupus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062437 +0000" stop="20260612064557 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Two Dads - S01E05</title>
    <desc>J.D. points out what seems to be a technical mistake to Dr. Kelso, but it was really an attempt of Dr. Cox to save a woman without insurance using a dead guy's insurance. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox show J.D. their different ways of looking at medicine. Meanwhile, the Janitor intimidates J.D., Elliot discovers the healing powers of her boobs and Turk gives Carla a pen he thought he took from the Lost and Found box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064557 +0000" stop="20260612070717 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Bad - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dr. Cox is still facing the threat of suspension, and coincidentally, J.D. is assigned to a special patient: Jordan Sullivan, an important board member. She is very demanding and J.D. ends up sleeping with her after he confronts her. Only he didn't know that she is Dr. Cox's ex-wife, and now the only one who can save J.D.'s mentor from being fired by the evil Dr. Kelso.
Meanwhile, Elliot is assigned to take care of a shrink whose jaw has been wired shut, and for whom she ends up becoming a patient. Carla's mom makes a scandal after Turk spends the night at Carla's, and when she breaks her leg, Carla blames Turk for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070717 +0000" stop="20260612072805 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Super Ego - S01E07</title>
    <desc>J.D. has finally earned the spot as brightest student, but he's got competition: Nick Murdoch, who seems to be nicer, friendlier and has a better butt than him. But even J.D. can't hate the guy, for he is so nice. But he is surprised when he finds Nick sitting in a corner crying because he can't take the pressure of medical internship.
Meanwhile, Turk is having problems at the operation table and doesn't tell Carla, who keeps bothering Dr. Cox about it.
And Dr. Cox gives Turk a very unique suggestion on how to calm down before surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072805 +0000" stop="20260612074901 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fifteen Minutes - S01E08</title>
    <desc>J.D. and Turk become heroes after saving a cameraman's life on TV, while heading to a strip club. But Turk quickly becomes the target of a new publicity campaign led by Dr. Kelso, exploiting the hospital's diversity.
Meanwhile, J.D. worries about his evaluation. Elliot is going out with Carla, but in the last minute she blows her off and later Elliot runs into her in a bar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062912 +0000" stop="20260612071234 +0000" channel="C1600.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa Muerte - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Following an ambush, the SEAL team suspects someone on the inside is leaking information to the cartel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071234 +0000" stop="20260612075513 +0000" channel="C1600.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner's Dilemma - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The hunt for Andres Doza comes to a head when the SEAL Team makes one last ditch effort to find and capture the leader of one of the most powerful and lethal drug cartels in Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060109 +0000" stop="20260612061210 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Closet - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover that a pack of unfed killer dogs are running around Sealab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061210 +0000" stop="20260612062312 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stimutacs - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In his quest to build the evilest of all empires, Sparks invents a miraculous new drug. Stimutacs are billed as an "herbal dietary supplement", but their side effects are truly amazing... and highly addictive! Can Dr. Quinn foil this nefarious plot?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062312 +0000" stop="20260612063413 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swimming in Oblivion - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Well, a summary of this episode would, in its essence, be a spoiler. But get ready to see some of your old favorites (and some soon-to-be favorites) in this season finale: Chopper Dave. The Bebop Cola Robot. The Forest Ranger Guy. Skanky Darlene. The Martian Quinn. And who can forget Debbie's boobies?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063413 +0000" stop="20260612064514 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Der Dieb - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When things start going missing on Sealab, fingers start to point and tempers start to flare. It'll be up to Murphy and his cadre of Martian Knights to quell the chaos. Or, more accurately, to exacerbate the existing chaos into something much more chaotic. But in the end, there might be cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064514 +0000" stop="20260612065615 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Policy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In a fevered spurt of conspicuous consumption, Murphy runs up a hundred grand in credit card bills. And let's face it, he just doesn't have that kind of money. So he sends his unwilling crew in search of sunken treasure. Sharks? Sure. Lack of oxygen? You bet. And hey, isn't that dynamite over there? Well, I'll be darned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065615 +0000" stop="20260612070717 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail, Squishface - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adorableness ensues when Murphy buys a cute little Gloop from a sexy Asian lady. But what the...? Those things are multiplying like crazy! And they've got a hankering for the kelp harvest! And they're filled with poison gas! And we better get some flamethrowers down here to show those damn Gloops who's boss!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070717 +0000" stop="20260612071816 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bizzaro - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Bizarros hold the Sealab crew hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071816 +0000" stop="20260612072917 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legend of Baggy Pants - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy runs into a Monster-Hesh, snotty telephone operators, the Dolphin Boy, and a perfidious Eggers.

Finally, Murphy ends up at the local watering hole, 'The Idiot', and starts drinking. Heavily. Murphy also loses his hat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072917 +0000" stop="20260612074018 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tinfins - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Join sexy host Toni Carmel for an action-packed thrill ride as we go behind the scenes of this summer's hottest new action flick, Tinfins! Featuring exclusive interviews with Kid and Play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074018 +0000" stop="20260612075119 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7211 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A nuclear submarine crashes outside the station, and the crew of Sealab (in a rare occurrence) must work quickly to stop an environmental disaster from happening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061342 +0000" stop="20260612063727 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben Hur - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Moe Green promises Ben-Hur will be shown without commercial interruption, but he sneaks in a plug for deodorant.  Other spots that break up the movie include something called ""Top-Secret"" and a crude chewing tobacco spread.  But the real surprises come in the slapstick version of Ben-Hur ""by General George S. Patton.""  The climax comes when Ben-Hur learns his mother and sister have turned into leopards.  After the movie, Moe Green calls a few people to see if they can win more than $20 and a handful of kitchen magnets.

Dialing For Dollars: Ben Hur, Parts 1 through 4</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063727 +0000" stop="20260612070109 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hefty Neil Story - S01E14</title>
    <desc>SCTV Sports Central: The Hefty Neil Story, PSA: Shoplifting</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070109 +0000" stop="20260612072456 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leave It to Beaver - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Exorcising, Leave it to Beaver 25th Anniversary Party, PSA:Rip Masters for Children on Booze, Dr Tongue and his Animal Friends</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072456 +0000" stop="20260612074838 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye America - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Winning Chess with Borris Morris, PSA:So You're Dead...Now What?, Good-Bye America, Johnny LaRue</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063530 +0000" stop="20260612072850 +0000" channel="C1604.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dinner Party - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Baba and his family are finally reunited, but his joy is cut short when he learns about the queen’s plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063718 +0000" stop="20260612071957 +0000" channel="C1605.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Shot - S07E02</title>
    <desc>A family's worst nightmare begins when 30-year-old Jennifer Krajnak is gunned down after a night out with friends at a bar in Lemon Grove, CA. Investigators zero in on multiple suspects but it's surveillance footage that leads to her killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061459 +0000" stop="20260612063831 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trip (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer -- who vanished in a huff months earlier only to pop up inexplicably on TV in an episode of "Murphy Brown." George and Jerry are unaware that their wayward friend is in trouble as a victim of mistaken identity. Meanwhile, George bothers every celebrity he encounters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063831 +0000" stop="20260612070157 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trip (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070157 +0000" stop="20260612074856 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pitch - S04E03</title>
    <desc>NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with "nothing." Kramer trades a radar detector for a helmet, later Newman gets a speeding ticket. While waiting to meet the NBC executives, George and Jerry meet Joe Davola, a writer and "a total nut" who goes to the same shrink as Elaine. Jerry searching for conversation, mentions Kramer's party, whereto Joe wasn't invited. While discussing the disaster of the meeting with NBC, George focuses on starting a relationship with the female NBC executive. Kramer shows his approval by throwing up on her. The helmet saves Kramer from an attack by "Crazy" Joe Davola. While all this is going on Elaine is in Europe with her shrink.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061709 +0000" stop="20260612064119 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human World - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yu is caught in the middle of a political fight between Guren and Kureto Hiragi. However, Yu's determined to take care of his family - new or old. He assures Guren that he's on his side no matter what, and turns to him for help in saving Mika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064119 +0000" stop="20260612070529 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World of Blood Legacy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A deadly virus sweeps the earth, leaving behind only children and vampires. Yuichiro Hyakuya and the other orphans are captured by these vampires and are forced to provide them blood in order to survive. Fed up, they plan on an escape, but...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070529 +0000" stop="20260612072940 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After his escape from the vampires, Yuichiro learns that humankind hasn't perished. Determined to get his revenge, he joins the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro feels his training is enough, but his bad attitude gets him suspended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072940 +0000" stop="20260612075350 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human World - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yu is caught in the middle of a political fight between Guren and Kureto Hiragi. However, Yu's determined to take care of his family - new or old. He assures Guren that he's on his side no matter what, and turns to him for help in saving Mika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060621 +0000" stop="20260612070135 +0000" channel="C1609.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penultimate Peril: Part One - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Various parties converge at the Hotel Denouement, where the mysterious "J.S." has called the V.F.D. together -- and things aren't always what they seem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070135 +0000" stop="20260612075243 +0000" channel="C1609.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penultimate Peril: Part Two - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Big secrets are revealed when Count Olaf goes on trial in the hotel lobby. The Baudelaires are the first to take the stand, but will justice be served?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064641 +0000" stop="20260612074618 +0000" channel="C1610.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1519 - S12E74</title>
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  <programme start="20260612060710 +0000" stop="20260612063452 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Women and a Funeral - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrie starts making it up with Mr. Big. Samantha is ostracised from New York's social scene after she commits an indiscreton. Charlotte falls for a recently widowed man she meets at a funeral. Miranda buys her own apartment, and starts suffering panic attacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063452 +0000" stop="20260612065957 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheating Curve - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Where does the line between cheating and not cheating stands? The four glamorous women from Manhattan discuss the topic while going through their own experiences. Charlotte is having an opening at her gallery, where she walks in on her date making out with another woman. She is intrigued by the "powerful lesbians", a group of well-dressed, successful lesbians with good shoes. She accepts an invitation of dinner from one of them and has a great time on a men-free environment (the G-Spot, the newest, hottest girls club in the city), but soon faces restrictions due to her heterosexuality. Meanwhile, Samantha discovers that her hot personal instructor (that shaved her privates in the shape of a lightening) is giving lightening to other woman. Miranda has a tough time competing with porn when she discovers her date can only have sex while watching porn. And Carrie has trouble revealing to her friends that she is back together – officially – with Mr. Big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065957 +0000" stop="20260612072509 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chicken Dance - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Miranda is shocked when her decorator and a friend who was just staying over for a few days announce their engagement with only knowing each other for a few days. At the engagement party, Samantha nags a date for herself, and Miranda wonders if her apartment will bring good luck to everyone but her. At the wedding, Charlotte is serving as one of the bride's maid, and gets the sexiest dress she can get to walk down the isle. Her escort is a very handsome man, and within a few hours they click as if they had gone out on several dates. Unfortunately the man takes his father's side when Charlotte complains that the old man felt her up. Samantha is shocked to realize that she had already slept with her engagement party date. Miranda is stuck with the guest book and thinks she's invisible to all men. Carrie is asked to write and proclaim a poem for the bride and groom, and is hurt when Mr. Big walks out of the room to answer his phone during her reading. She is saddened with the fact that wh</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072509 +0000" stop="20260612075016 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man, the Myth, the Viagra - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Carrie continues her relationship with Mr. Big, but wants him to get to know her friends better. Samantha starts spending time with a wealthy seventy-something. Miranda has a bad experience with a married man, and starts seeing a bartender, Steve Brady.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064125 +0000" stop="20260612073524 +0000" channel="C1612.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Vivid history collides with real awkwardness in France as the poo hits a windshield and friends slam on the brakes. A spark reignites. Jean explodes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061941 +0000" stop="20260612070527 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnap and Ransom - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Kelly and Shane's new business lands them in trouble when a customer gets more than they bargained for when they try to fulfil their sexual fantasy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070527 +0000" stop="20260612075148 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Together in Heaven - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Micky and Aidan come up with a very Shameless take on the Robin Hood story as they rob the rich to give to themselves. But it's not long before the police are involved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062008 +0000" stop="20260612070225 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>180CUP, Better Life, Kymera, Tree T Pee - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Safe and natural cleaning products; a party cup with a hidden shot glass; a lightweight, electric bodyboard; a root cover for recently planted trees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070225 +0000" stop="20260612074441 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paparazzi Proposals, Bellybuds, Schulzies Bread Pudding, PetPaint - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A paparazzo offers his unique skill to help guys with their marriage proposals, and an animal lover pitches a pet-safe color furspray for dogs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062339 +0000" stop="20260612070510 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cocaine Sharks - S2023E13</title>
    <desc>For decades, rumors of cocaine-fueled sharks have spread throughout the fishing community. Shark expert Tom Hird travels to the Florida Keys to investigate what happens when the sharks come in contact with the most notorious drug on the planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070510 +0000" stop="20260612074641 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws in the Shallows - S2023E14</title>
    <desc>Shark Week veteran Dr. Riley Elliott has traveled all over to study great whites, which are now terrorizing the beaches of New Zealand. He sets out alongside his wife Amber Jones to find answers to protect his loved ones from the apex predators before it’s too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061839 +0000" stop="20260612080011 +0000" channel="C1616.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharpe's Justice - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The war over, Sharpe returns to England with his reputation restored. He is ordered to the North of England to command a local militia force in his home town which is troubled with unrest.Sharpe soon finds himself torn between the gentry, Lord Willoughby Parfit, the yeomanry captain Wickham and the locals, while discovering secrets from his own past.Sharpe also has the chance to confront Jane, when Lord Rossendale inherits a mansion near where Sharpe is stationed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060141 +0000" stop="20260612060841 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Talents - S04E25</title>
    <desc>It's a quiet day and the Flock decide to entertain each other by performing their favourite party tricks. However, when the Farmer tries to join in, things get a little awkward.</desc>
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    <title>Picture Perfect - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Bitzer has completed all his chores and is at a bit of a loss. He's delighted when he discovers the Flock's barn needs a good tidy-up - until he comes across a wonky picture that just won't hang straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061541 +0000" stop="20260612062241 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Dump - S04E27</title>
    <desc>The Farmer decides to build a golf course on the farm to impress the local Squire. When the Flock discover they'll lose their beloved dump, they need to come up with an imaginative solution to try and save it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062241 +0000" stop="20260612062941 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck! - S04E28</title>
    <desc>When Shaun and the Flock discover that a pair of nesting Ducks has stolen their bedding to make a comfy new home up on top of Bitzer's kennel, the battle is on to set things straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062941 +0000" stop="20260612063642 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stare - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Bitzer gets his wish for some peace &amp; quiet when Shaun becomes hypnotised by Mowermouth the goat and finally stops bothering him. But with the whole Flock under the influence of Mowermouth's powerful gaze, Bitzer soon realises just how much he needs his old buddy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063642 +0000" stop="20260612064342 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fruit and Nuts - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Tired of eating grass, Shaun sets out to pinch one of the Farmer's prized apples only to have every attempt ruined by his constantly sneezing accomplice - a Sheep, who much to Shaun's frustration, has decided to be his new best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064342 +0000" stop="20260612065041 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Order - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When the farmer gets stuck in the Loo, Bitzer has to get vital supplies to him as a matter of urgency. His initial efforts end in failure and he drafts in Shaun and the gang to help out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065041 +0000" stop="20260612065739 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma Farmer - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The Farmer is stressed out and has had enough of the farm and its inhabitants, so he transforms the farm into a hippy commune where work and chores are abolished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065739 +0000" stop="20260612070438 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spoilsport - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Shaun persuades Bitzer to take part in his game of Cricket but Bitzer is more worried about the condition of the pitch than the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070438 +0000" stop="20260612071138 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baa-d Hair Day - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The flock don't recognise Shaun when he loses one his most distinctive features. His old pal Bitzer helps him track down the lost thatch, but not before Shaun becomes very attached to one of the chickens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071138 +0000" stop="20260612071837 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Farmer's Nephew - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Bitzer is left with a mountain of work when the farmer is rendered incapable. Enter the farmhand who is more interested in his mobile phone than getting the task done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071837 +0000" stop="20260612072537 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitter Bitzer - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The flock are off for a girls' night, leaving Bitzer to babysit Timmy. It's not long before the youngster makes clear who's in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072537 +0000" stop="20260612073237 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dodgy Lodger - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When one of the pigs attempts to make friends with Timmy, his cohort evict him as punishment for un-pig-like behaviour. The sheep take him into the barn and attempt to transform him into the epitome of porcine sophistication.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073237 +0000" stop="20260612073937 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangerous Deliveries - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Every time the postman pays the Farmer a visit, Bitzer's canine instincts get the better of him, resulting in shredded mail and and an irate farmer. Shaun decides to help out by taking on the role of Bitzer's therapist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073937 +0000" stop="20260612074637 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Timmy and the Dragon - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Bitzer, Shaun and Flock are convinced that a monster is at loose on the farm and hide in the barn. But what exactly is it they are afraid of?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074637 +0000" stop="20260612075337 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitzer's New Whistle - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Bitzer thinks the future has arrived when he takes delivery of his new high tech farmyard control module but when the gadget malfunctions, Bitzer is left wishing for his old whistle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062004 +0000" stop="20260612064156 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Joyriders - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A young man must figure out what to do when his friends insist on stealing cars and going on joy rides. Moral: It's important to do what you know is right, and not get conned into doing something dumb just because somebody calls you names. It often takes more courage to do what's right than to go along with the crowd.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064156 +0000" stop="20260612070347 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brothers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chad is a blind boy who is being overly-protected by his older brother, Danny. Chad feels so useless that he decides to run away, and when his brother goes after him, Danny gets bit by a rattlesnake. Chad gains self-confidence after he is able to make it back to Billy and Mentor for help and lead them back to Danny. Moral: Everyone needs a helping hand. People with problems or handicaps can get along almost as well as any of us. All they need is a chance to gain self-confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070347 +0000" stop="20260612072540 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thou Shalt Not Kill - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When a woman dies leaving instructions in her will to destroy her horse, Beckett, her niece tries to stop it. Captain Marvel and Mentor must help her save the horse while working within the law. Moral: Today you saw how someone tried to solve their problem by breaking the law, instead of working within the law. It's important for us to remember that laws are made to help us, and that when they stop helping us, they can be changed, legally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072540 +0000" stop="20260612074737 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lure of the Lost - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A woman is concerned about her brother, Gary, when he seems to have fallen in with the wrong crowd — a drug dealer named Brock. Billy and Mentor must help Gary break free of his connections with Brock. Moral: When you're faced with a problem that you don't feel you can handle, running away isn't the answer. Try talking it over with somebody you can trust.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061135 +0000" stop="20260612063543 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mer-Mysteries - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous mission, Mermista is certain there's a Horde spy in Bright Moon and vows to sleuth them out with her mystery novel experience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063543 +0000" stop="20260612065952 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boys' Night Out - S04E08</title>
    <desc>With tensions rising between Glimmer and Adora and morale at an all-time low, Sea Hawk, Bow and Swift Wind go out for some fun. Things get out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065952 +0000" stop="20260612072400 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Razz confuses the past and the present and has trouble telling Mara and Adora apart. But Adora desperately needs her help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072400 +0000" stop="20260612074811 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fractures - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Princess Alliance is split on whether to use the magic at the Heart of Etheria or try to destroy it. Scorpia arrives with a request for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061017 +0000" stop="20260612063247 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crystal Castle - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Shadow Weaver is attacking Castle Brightmoon. Queen Angella will loose the castle's powers in a few days, when an eclipse occurs. Shadow Weaver knows this so, she is attacking Castle Brightmoon to try and weaken Queen Angella.
Queen Angella tells Adora that the only way Brightmoon can be saved is if they find the Crystal Castle. Only, one person has seen the castle. The person who has seen the castle is the King of the trolls, and trolls hate humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063247 +0000" stop="20260612065517 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crown of Knowledge - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Young Marcus dreams of having power as mighty as Etheria's founder, King Jared. So on hearing Bow's story about the Crown of Knowledge, he kidnaps Kowl and goes in search of it and all it's wisdom. What he doesn't know is that he is being controlled by Hordak and Shadow Weaver, who want the crown's power for themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065517 +0000" stop="20260612071747 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mines of Mondor - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A king in a domain in Etheria come to Brightmoon to ask for the rebellion's help in saving his captured son from the treacherous Mines of Mondor. The Rebels set off to Krytus, a neighboring housing the mines, unaware of the dangers and tasks that lie ahead of them...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071747 +0000" stop="20260612074017 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Problems - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A Horde scientist called Professor Tempest invents a shrinking spray, that shrinks She-Ra, Swift Wind and Glimmer to a microscopic size.  Bow sets about reversing the effect by disguising himself as a Horde Inspector and probing Tempest's lab for a way to restore them to normal size.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064447 +0000" stop="20260612073025 +0000" channel="C1622.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throwaway - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A planted gun in a truck-jacking case causes complications for the Strike Team, and now they're left to clean up their own mess. While the rift between Officers Lowe and Sofer deepens, causing Capt. Aceveda to intervene. Also, Detective Wyms deals with the mess of her family during a visit from her daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060801 +0000" stop="20260612062910 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck in the Vending Vortex - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jessica Samko wins a bizarre carnival type attraction, but things go fowl, when she lands a side load of baby swans. Meanwhile, a repurposed vending machine that dispenses relaxation messages is truly put to the test when Jarrett's tasked with hauling the art piece to Chicago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062910 +0000" stop="20260612065028 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goose Bumps in the Road - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Samko reluctantly teams up with Jenn after Jenn bids way above her weight class. When Jenn isn't completely forthright, Samko threatens to bring this load toppling down. Dusty takes on a pricey flock of geese decoys and struggles to keep them in prime hunting shape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065028 +0000" stop="20260612071145 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silver Whining Playbook - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Dusty's sensitive side is called on when he nets the job of transporting hundreds of live butterflies. Meanwhile, Jarrett confirms he does not have the "Midas touch" -- as his quarter of a million-dollar bullion run turns into a fiasco.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071145 +0000" stop="20260612073304 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smooth Sailin', Rough Ridin' - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Marc is at the helm of relaunching a massive homemade houseboat but the family's history with the boat, and Marc's stormy attitude, threaten to sink the job before it ever reaches water. Meanwhile, Jarrett meets his match when a bizarre load comes with an even crazier traveling companion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073304 +0000" stop="20260612075421 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mini Golf &amp; Massive Headaches - S07E04</title>
    <desc>After winning a black light putt-putt golf course, Jenn's game is tested when she realizes that for her run, "MINI-golf" is a misnomer. Todd and Tamera are literally in over their heads when rappelling skills are required at their modern art pickup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062147 +0000" stop="20260612065017 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adult Content - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With the Pied Piper team fielding job offers and Russ distracted by financial news, Richard faces the prospect of either merging with a nemesis or folding. Gavin attempts to turn Nucleus’ failure into a success. Dinesh tries his hand at wooing a woman online. After Gilfoyle suggests a risky move, Richard reaches out to an unconventional client.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065017 +0000" stop="20260612071831 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Hat/Black Hat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Richard takes pity on a competitor, he accidentally sparks a feud that finds him paranoid about security. Jared exaggerates Pied Piper’s size to get results. Facing pressure from board members, Gavin looks to place responsibility elsewhere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071831 +0000" stop="20260612074820 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Binding Arbitration - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Pied Piper and Hooli enter binding arbitration, Erlich demands to be put on the stand. Big Head finds himself propped up. Richard worries Hooli’s claim could have legs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060057 +0000" stop="20260612062305 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Won't Dance - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Rick plays Cupid by introducing Grandfather Stratton to his history teacher, played by Barbara Billingsley of ""Leave It To Beaver.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062305 +0000" stop="20260612064513 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voyage of the Darned (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Edward, Rick, Dexter, Alfonso and Kate are faced with one small detour on their way to the Caribbean when Kate pilots the plane through the Bermuda Triangle, in part one of a two-part story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064513 +0000" stop="20260612070721 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voyage of the Darned (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>After their plane crashes on a deserted island, Rick Alfonso, Dexter, Edward and Kate must battle Mother Nature to survive, in the conclusion of a two-part story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070721 +0000" stop="20260612072929 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Call of the Wild - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Rick's mom shows up with an ex-pro football player as a boyfriend and a ""new"" outlook on life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072929 +0000" stop="20260612075137 +0000" channel="C1625.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauties and the Beasts - S03E10</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save the freshman newspaper, Rick, Alfonso and Freddy create a freshman beauty pageant, hoping everyone will ""read all about it.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061557 +0000" stop="20260612063815 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Melodia's Siren Song - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Wind Hammer Brews a red dust storm to rip off a space freighter that's carrying a massive gold shipment.  When Quicksilver and Taly-Hawk race to the crime scene Hardware gives them a piece of his mind. can Hotwing save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063815 +0000" stop="20260612070032 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tally-Hawk Returns - S01E36</title>
    <desc>In another attempt to destroy the SilverHawks, the Mob steals Tally-Hawk's controller from Quicksilver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070032 +0000" stop="20260612072250 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover - S01E37</title>
    <desc>A series of space tanker high-jackings hit Limbo Galaxy because the Mob wants to put Limbo's sun out of business and create their own sun on Brimstar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072250 +0000" stop="20260612074508 +0000" channel="C1626.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of Infinity - S01E38</title>
    <desc>MonStar gets his hands on the notorious Eye of Infinity the most destructive force in the universe. Hotwing mounts a daring solo mission to retrieve the eye before Hardware discovers its deadly secrets but MonStar and the Mob are ready and waiting and Hotwing gets the hottest reception of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060620 +0000" stop="20260612062902 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cape Feare - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Bart receives death threats from newly paroled Sideshow Bob, the family goes into the Witness Relocation Program and starts a new life on a houseboat on Terror Lake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062902 +0000" stop="20260612065149 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homer Goes to College - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Burns discovers that Homer is grossly unqualified to be a nuclear safety inspector, so Homer enrolls at Springfield University to study nuclear physics. While there, Homer befriends three nerds and instigates a prank that gets them expelled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065149 +0000" stop="20260612071444 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rosebud - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mr. Burns pines away for Bobo, his beloved childhood teddy bear and symbol of lost innocence. When the bear turns up in Maggie's possession, the resulting tug of war affects the whole town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071444 +0000" stop="20260612073736 +0000" channel="C1627.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treehouse of Horror IV - S05E05</title>
    <desc>In "The Devil and Homer Simpson," Homer sells his soul for a doughnut. In "Terror at 5 1/2 Feet," everyone doubts Bart's sanity when he's the only one to see a gremlin sabotaging the school bus. In "Bart Simpson's Dracula," the family turns into vampires, and Lisa sends Homer to the Burns mansion in an attempt to kill the head vampire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061108 +0000" stop="20260612063403 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PM Turn - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the first shift, Lynn Stanton finds a parent whose missing TV is more important to her than her missing kids; Molly Whelan gets no slack from her partner; and Sarah Berkezchuk is bloodied by a brick thrower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063403 +0000" stop="20260612065555 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Do It Standing Up - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lynn deals with the heartbreak of notifying a dead man's next-of-kin, while a basketball player falls in love with Molly when she insists on playing basketball with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065555 +0000" stop="20260612071810 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jumper - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A man threatening to jump from a bridge will only let rookie officer Berkezchuk on the ledge with him to talk him down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071810 +0000" stop="20260612074027 +0000" channel="C1628.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Lies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Whelan has to appear in court to testify against a woman who assaulted her but things don't go planned. Meanwhile the Berkezchuks argue over money issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063639 +0000" stop="20260612072716 +0000" channel="C1630.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Foot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Thomas Alfredo Romano
May 16, 1944 - January 21, 2001
The Fishers have decided to sell, but then back out at the last minute because Nate cannot stand Gilardi. Claire finds a rather interesting way to get back at Gabe for spreading rumors about her. Gilardi find his own way of payback. He tells the Fishers that he is buying the rundown house across the street from them in order to provide a cheap alternative to Fisher &amp; Sons. However, mysteriously, the house catches on fire after Nate and Brenda fool around in it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064511 +0000" stop="20260612073547 +0000" channel="C1631.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straight on 'til Morning - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When an alien ship crashes, there is only one survivor.  Steve helps the alien return to her mother ship, while the sheriff tries to capture her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063930 +0000" stop="20260612072430 +0000" channel="C1632.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desert Storm - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Sliders land on a world with little water and come to the aid of a mysterious young woman whose gift to find water is being exploited by a group of thugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060952 +0000" stop="20260612063215 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Secret - S02E15</title>
    <desc>To make his dad's "button-pusher" job seem important to his friends, Jamie hints that Ted is head of a top-secret project -- which even Ted's jealous boss, Brandon, believes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063215 +0000" stop="20260612065438 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Personality Kid - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Nagged by classmates that Vicki has a wooden personality, Jamie overdoes it in secretly programming her a livelier one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065438 +0000" stop="20260612071701 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Miss Shopping Mall - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lawsons take up the Brindles' snobby challenge and enter Vicki in a mall pageant against Harriet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071701 +0000" stop="20260612073926 +0000" channel="C1633.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victor/Vicki-toria - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To help his Little League team's rock-bottom status, Jamie disguises Vicki as a boy to use her robotic abilities to bat for the pennant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060802 +0000" stop="20260612065020 +0000" channel="C1634.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warrior - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Clark meets Zatanna at a comic book convention, where she tells him her father charmed a copy of the comic book "Warrior Angel" and it holds magical powers. A young man named Stephen steals the comic book and develops super powers, transforming himself into Warrior Angel and saving Chloe from a horrible accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065020 +0000" stop="20260612073240 +0000" channel="C1634.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Persuasion - S09E13</title>
    <desc>It is Valentine’s Day and while Clark is out on a date with Lois, he unknowingly becomes infected by gemstone kryptonite, which has magical wish-fulfilling properties. Clark mentions to Lois that he wishes they had a more traditional relationship,so Lois quits the Daily Planet, moves in with Clark and starts planning their wedding. Still unaware of his new power, Clark also casually tells Chloe he wishes she would spend more time watching out for him, so an infected Chloe takes his wish to heart and sets her sights on a new target – Lois.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060101 +0000" stop="20260612062329 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crushed - S03E18</title>
    <desc>T.J. develops his first crush on a beautiful substitute teacher; Marcus is accidentally offered a university scholarship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062329 +0000" stop="20260612064557 +0000" channel="C1635.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cross Talk - S03E19</title>
    <desc>T.J.'s call to a political talk show prompts an invitation to appear as a guest -- and to replace one of the regular panelists permanently.</desc>
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    <title>The Graduate? - S03E21</title>
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    <title>Never Too Young - S03E22</title>
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    <title>Smurfing in Sign Language - S03E47</title>
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    <title>A Chip Off the Old Smurf - S03E48</title>
    <desc>Everybody contemplates Baby Smurf's future while a locust infestation attacks the forest.</desc>
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    <title>A Gift for Papa's Day - S03E49</title>
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    <title>Good Neighbor Smurf - S03E50</title>
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    <title>The Smurfstone Quest - S03E51</title>
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    <title>Hats Off to Smurfs - S03E52</title>
    <desc>Vanity finds a new hat that disfigures his face when he splashes water on himself.</desc>
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    <title>The Noble Stag - S03E53</title>
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    <title>It's Always Darkest Before the Snork - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Why is it nighttime during the morning hours? That's what everyone wants to know, and everyone tries asking Galeo about what is going on. The Snorks find out that a Giant Snork Nork has rearranged the daylight until he gets what he wants. Gaelo tells them that every 100 years, many Mor-Glows fly across the sky and brightens the darkest clouds but Snorks have taken them for granted and might not ever come back. The Snorks go to find a Mor-Glow, only to have it captured by Snork Nork. Jo-Jo comes to rescue them. It turns out the giant Cyclop was the small Snork Nork in disguise.</desc>
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    <title>The Sand Witch - S03E10</title>
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    <title>The Shady Shadow - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Tooter Loves Tadah - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Tooter meets another tooting snork named Tadah and tries everything to get her to notice him. If only they can get her away from Tubah, the bully. Galeo creates an invention that magnifies his tooter that really blows Tubah out of the water! Tadah leaves with Tubah because of this. When a Clam Cruncher pursues them, Tubah loses out. Tooter makes contact with it and makes it go away.</desc>
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    <title>Daffney's Ransom - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The Snorks find a rare Neptunian plant and Bigweed wants it. He kidnaps Daffney and hold her for ransom. It seems that Daffney is giving them a hard time with her ways. Bigweed begs Corky and Jo-Jo to take Daffney back!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074820 +0000" stop="20260612075916 +0000" channel="C1637.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salmon Chanted Evening - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Junior finds a treasure map and recruits Casey, Daffney and Tooter to help him find it. They meet a salmon named Wilbur who is ridiculed for being too puny to swim upstream with the other salmon. The only obstacle they face is a big bear who wants to eat them. The Snorks save him and take Wilbur to the top of the river with the other salmon. The big bear catches them, but Wilbur and the Snorks get him back big time. Wilbur repays them by helping them find the golden castle. Onlt it's a golden castle hamburger joint!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061343 +0000" stop="20260612063755 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecision Caused By Confusion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki and Raj try to get over their awkwardness with each other in Tanbarun while Zen attends to his duties in Clarines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063755 +0000" stop="20260612070207 +0000" channel="C1638.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Name of That Step is Change - S01E16</title>
    <desc>As Shirayuki and Raj continue to explore their relationship, new developments unfold in the hunt for Kazuki in Tanbarun.</desc>
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    <title>Prologue of the Quietly Twisting Night - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki was kidnapped on the night of the ball in Tanbarun, and now Raj and Zen must join forces to save her.</desc>
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    <title>Many Different Resolves - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki and Kazuki are having a tough time on the ship as the princes and their entourage come up with a plan for rescuing them.</desc>
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    <title>The Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Franklin finds a new cocaine connect in the form of his captor, Reed Thompson. Lucia and Gustavo contemplate whether or not to let Pedro back into the business.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4.9 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Jessica returns home with El Puerco and his three Juans.  Danny asks Gwen to move in with him.  Jodie and Maggie, on their way to Alaska to find Wendy, admit their mutual attraction.  Burt suffers a crisis of faith.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4.10 - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jessica and Chester announce their divorce.  Danny reveals his love for Gwen.  Jodie tells the family about his affair with Maggie.  At a party for El Puerco, Danny is shot.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4.11 - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Annie realizes Chester is still in love with Jessica but agrees to marry him anyway.  Jessica tries in vain to seduce El Puerco.  Burt vows to find Tibbs and make him pay for shooting Danny.  The Campbells learn that Danny will need a kidney transplant, which forces Mary to reveal a devastating secret.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4.12 (Part 1) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>News that Chester is Danny's father rocks the family.  Chester reluctantly agrees to donate a kidney to Danny.  Jessica is devastated that Mary had a child by Chester.  Meanwhile, Jodie and Maggie track Carol and Wendy to a kung-fu fortress in Malibu.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Wilderness - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sonic and Knuckles compete against Amy and Sticks to win a race through the jungle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061344 +0000" stop="20260612062503 +0000" channel="C1642.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggman Unplugged - S01E26</title>
    <desc>After Sonic and the others use Eggman's technology against him, he swears off technology for good; Lightning Bolt Society unleashes an attack.</desc>
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    <title>Chez Amy - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Amy decides to open her own restaurant which causes a rivalry with their former hang out and Dave the Intern.</desc>
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    <title>Blue with Envy - S01E28</title>
    <desc>A cool new shrew arrives in town, threatening Sonic's status as the town's biggest hero.</desc>
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    <title>Curse of the Cross-Eyed Moose - S01E29</title>
    <desc>After Sticks encounters a cross-eyed moose, she and her friends set out to find a mystical marmoset to remove the curse.</desc>
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    <title>Chili Dog Day Afternoon - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Sonic and friends hold a contest to find out which chili dog they like the most.</desc>
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    <title>Closed Door Policy - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Amy forces Sticks to have a garage sale, but accidentally sets free a horde locked in her burrow.</desc>
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    <title>Mayor Knuckles - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Knuckles assumes temporary mayorship of the town, but passes too many laws, causing conflict in the town.</desc>
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    <title>Eggman the Auteur - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Eggman creates a film concerning his and Sonic's rivalry.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Guy - S01E34</title>
    <desc>After Sonic calls Mike "a normal guy", Amy sets up a seminar to help him develop a more sensitive attitude.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmic Crisis - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Chris arrives in Sonic's world as his 12-year-old self. He makes contact with everyone, but Sonic faints shortly after. Apparently, the recent battle tailed him off. Back to Cream's house, Cosmo explains the Metarex goals and the consequences of the planet egg's removal. Cosmo also admits that she's the only survivor from her group, which was eliminated by the Metarex. Everybody (except for Knuckles, who's suspicious of her) agrees that the Metarex must be stopped and they decide to go into space to destroy the Metarex and to find the lost Chaos Emeralds. Luckily for them, Tails has just finished to build his new invention: a big flying fortress called the Blue Typhoon. Unfortunately, his new ship used to be powered by the Chaos Emeralds. Chris thinks that they could use the Master Emerald. Knuckles disagrees, but with some female persuasion, he finally agrees. At the same time, another Metarex is sent to the planet in order to destroy Sonic and the Blue Typhoon. A fight engages between the Metarex and Sonic &amp; Knuckles. With the help of the Typhoon's primary weapon, the "Sonic Power Cannon" ("Sonic Driver" in the original Japanese version), the Metarex is destroyed. The Blue Typhoon takes off, but it is followed by Dr. Eggman and Rouge.</desc>
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    <title>H2 Whoa - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sonic is captured by the Metarex.</desc>
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    <title>An Enemy in Need - S03E04</title>
    <desc>During the brief period of planet Hydo's people thanking Sonic and his friends for defeating the Metarex, Eggman tricks Knuckles and tries to obtain the Chaos Emerald. However, a frog-shaped Metarex appears and swallows it. The group must prevent the Metarex from stealing the Planet Egg again.</desc>
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    <title>A Chilling Discovery - S03E05</title>
    <desc>With the help of Chris' new program, the Blue Typhoon spots a Chaos Emerald on planet Freezy. Followed by Dr. Eggman's Crimson Egg, the Blue Typhoon approaches planet Freezy, but it's attacked by a Metarex and it crashes on the planet. Sonic, Chris, Knuckles and Cosmo decide to go get the Chaos Emerald with the X-Tornado. Rouge is also on her way for getting the emerald before Sonic. Everybody has to fight Metarex before reaching an ice palace, where the emerald is supposed to be located. Sonic's group find it, but it's sealed in a solid ice block. A more powerful Metarex appears and gets power from the emerald to become even stronger. A fight engages and Cosmo finds the way to defeat it with a laser beam. Knuckles finds the Chaos Emerald but before he gets it, Rouge steals it. However, Tails discovers that the emerald was a fake one.</desc>
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    <title>Desperately Seeking Sonic - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Blue Typhoon detects two Metarex who just stole a Planet Egg on a jungle planet. Sonic destroys the biggest Metarex with the Power Cannon, but he is launched too hardly and he falls straight to the planet. He crashes on Dr. Eggman, who is already on the planet, and he takes the Green Chaos Emerald that the evil doctor has just discovered. Having landed on the planet, Tails and Knuckles get aboard the X-Tornado in order to find Sonic, leaving Amy behind. Amy desperately wants to find Sonic by herself and she enters into the jungle. She is accompanied by Cosmo, who wants to find the Planet Egg, and Cream &amp; Cheese, who don't want to be left alone. Discovering he was left alone, Chris contacts Tails, but at the same moment, the X-Tornado spots a Chaos Emerald. Inside the jungle, Amy, Cosmo, Cream &amp; Cheese struggle to find Sonic and the Planet Egg, but they are captured twice by the small Metarex who survived the previous fight. However, they escape and are able to take possession of the Planet Egg. Sonic is still running in the jungle with the Chaos Emerald in his hand and he is found by Tails and Knuckles. Dr. Eggman arrives and he steals the emerald from Sonic. Sonic and Knuckles prepare to fight, but the girl group and the Metarex appear. Eggman captures everybody (even the Metarex). The Planet Egg begins reacting and huge creepers wraps everyone. Chris arrives and Sonic is able to free himself and with a little help from Tails and Chris, he defeats Eggman. Finally, the Planet Egg gets back where it belongs and Sonic &amp; his friends get back to the Blue Typhoon with two Chaos Emeralds in account now.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfsangel - S06E04</title>
    <desc>An attack at the compound leads SOA to seek revenge.</desc>
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    <title>College - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tony takes Meadow to Maine on a college tour.  While there, Tony stumbles across an ex-mobster who went into the witness protection program after ratting out several of Tony's old comrades. Tony and the mobster begin stalking each other while Tony does his best to hide his activities from his daughter.
Carmela receives a visit from Father Phil and the two have a close encounter.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch Medusa – Bearer of the Great Terrible Soul? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Just when Maka and Soul are about to be killed by Chrona, Stein and Death Scythe appear to save them. By combining their strength, the duo have some trouble against Ragnarök's ability to transform every bit of its blood into a weapon, but in the end Chrona is defeated. The witch observing the fight reveals herself and rescues Chrona, while the others return to Shibusen in order to treat Soul's injury. Stein tells Maka that the treatment was successful, but he confesses to Death Scythe that Soul's body was infected with a demon weapon's blood, and his future is uncertain. In the end, Maka is comforted by Tsubaki and Medusa, a teacher in the school who is in fact the witch who attacked them.</desc>
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    <title>Legend of the Holy Sword – Kid and Black☆Star's Great Adventure? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After continuous failures to collect any soul at all, Sid orders Black Star to clean up the school's library as punishment. There, he meets Kid, and both learn about Excalibur, a weapon whose powers are said to be legendary. The duo decides to search for Excalibur himself, but when they find him, they cannot stand his unbearable personality. Meanwhile, Death Scythe tries to cheer Maka up, who is still worried about Soul, and explains to her the origin of the demon weapon Ragnarök. However, he still hides from her the truth about Soul's condition.</desc>
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    <title>The Enchanted Sword Masamune – Break the Soul Possession: A Heart Sings in the Rain? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Tsubaki and Black Star are assigned the task of collecting the soul of Masamune, a demon blade who can possibly become a demon god. After arriving at the village where Masamune was last seen, Black Star is ostracized by its inhabitants, and later he explains to Tsubaki that it was because he is a survivor of the murderous Star Clan, which were destroyed by Shibusen after they started to collect human souls. The duo returns to the village after Masamune possesses the body of a young boy to confront him. Black Star manages to break the boy free from the sword's control and Tsubaki sends her spirit into the demon blade to confront the soul of Masamune, who is in fact her older brother.</desc>
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    <title>Tsubaki, the Camellia Blossom – What Lies Beyond the Grief? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Tsubaki confronts Masamune inside the demon blade, Black Star gets himself beaten by the villagers, but he refuses to fight back or leave her side. Masamune states that Tsubaki is not fighting him seriously and that he always hated her passive behavior. He also claims that the fact of her inheriting their family's techniques and not him, was what led him to become a Demon God candidate. Just when Tsubaki was about to be absorbed her brother, Black Star's voice reaches her, and she gains the will to defeat him, absorbing her very first soul in the process. Back at Shibusen, Black Star shows to the rest of the gang Tsubaki's new form she obtained after defeating her brother, the form of a blade, but he ends up fainting as his powers are not strong enough to handle it yet.</desc>
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    <title>Season Finale - S23E06</title>
    <desc>The Mayor has evidence that Randy blew up his neighbor’s yards in protest over homegrown weed and then blamed it on a Mexican Joker. Now the citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.</desc>
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    <title>Board Girls - S23E07</title>
    <desc>Strong Woman deals with a transgender athlete who has her own agenda, which causes big problems for PC Principal. Cartman, Stan, and the rest of the boys meet their match when some of the girls join their board games club.</desc>
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    <title>Turd Burglars - S23E08</title>
    <desc>Kyle’s mom looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods. Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.</desc>
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    <title>Basic Cable - S23E09</title>
    <desc>Scott Malkinson’s future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scott’s dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic cable.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Snow - S23E10</title>
    <desc>It’s a bleak Christmas Season in South Park this year and it’s all Santa’s fault.  He is single handedly stealing the joy from the holiday. The town just wants their Christmas Spirit back but that will take a Christmas miracle.</desc>
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    <title>Urges - S02E09</title>
    <desc>It's mating season on Zorak's home planet. Despite the role the male plays in the love ritual, Zorak gives in to the common of insect impulses and returns home. Space Ghost welcomes Catherine Bach and plays the blues with Matthew Sweet.</desc>
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    <title>Explode - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Lokar, a villain from Space Ghost's original series, attempts to woo Moltar away from his helm as director. Space Ghost proceeds with his celebrity guests-Terry Jones and Glen Phillips-one of whom reveals his secret identity as Tongue Man.</desc>
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    <title>$20.01 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>This parody of Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey features Joel Hodgson, creator of Mystery Science Theater 3000, and comedic magicians Penn and Teller. Moltar and Zorak are fired when Space Ghost replaces them with MOE 2000.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070530 +0000" stop="20260612071655 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lovesick - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Debuting on Valentine's Day, this episode finds Space Ghost heartbroken over a failed relationship. The despondent Ghost finds that not even the antics of comedian Carrot Top can lure him from his lovesick stupor.</desc>
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    <title>Transcript - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Musician Jonathan Richman, who first climbed to fame fronting The Modern Lovers, favors Space Ghost with a couple of charming songs during a meandering conversation.</desc>
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    <title>Sharrock - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore stars as Fred Cracklin in a 15-minute showcase for late musician Sonny Sharrock. Sharrock was the man behind the 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' theme music.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074056 +0000" stop="20260612075156 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boo! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost turns to experts for advice on supernatural phenomena such as the disappearance of his phantom cruiser keys. Michael Norman, ghost expert and author of Historic Haunted America, and Bill Nye are all too happy to help him ou</desc>
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    <title>Beginnings - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Gatherings - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Sacramentum - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Spartacus and his group of rebels attempt to free those who became slaves by falling in foreign wars while Lucretia manages to recruit one of her husband's former gladiators.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Go - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Oso helps a girl learn how to race her brother's remote-control toy car.</desc>
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    <title>For Your Bed Only - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Oso teaches a girl how to make her bed.</desc>
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    <title>From China with Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Oso teaches a boy how to use chopsticks.</desc>
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    <title>Thunderbasket - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Oso shows a boy how to shoot a basketball.</desc>
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    <title>Reinforcement - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mysterio and Kraven join the ranks of the Sinister Six (including Sandman, Rhino, Vulture and Electro) in an attempt to capture Spider-Man once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Shear Strength - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Peter Parker rings in the New Year, Spider-Man's newest villain, The Master Planner, plans to take over the world.</desc>
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    <title>First Steps - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Things seem to be going well for Peter Parker when he is invited to Flash Thompson's birthday party. Things change, however, when Sandman returns with a score to settle.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Pains - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When aliens infect John Jameson with toxic spores, he begins to increase in size and strength. Seeing this as a perfect opportunity to capture Spider-Man, J. Jonah Jameson manipulates his son into becoming a super-hero.</desc>
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    <title>Blotto - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Clive, an unbalanced movie producer, is determined to avenge himself upon critics and audiences who spurned his claim that the darkest human emotions could be filmed and physically released from a theatre screen.</desc>
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    <title>Thunder Rumble - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A giant Martian warrior, who throws lightning bolts, comes to Earth to rob the planet of its gold. Spiderman's effort to stop the behemoth alien is thwarted by a thieving bomber whom Spidey was about to capture before the Martian appeared on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Spider-Man Meets Skyboy - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Dr. Irving Caldwell has devised a helmet capable of levitating its wearer and is kidnaped by a villainous scientist- the Chinese genius, Dr. Zap, who wants Caldwell's helmet to duplicate for his own evil use.</desc>
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    <title>Cold Storage - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sophisticated diamond thief Dr. Cool and his henchman have heisted a fortune in diamonds and are at a deserted-before-dawn ice factory, planning to smuggle the gems through international customs by mixing the "hot ice" with large quantities of the ordinary variety.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Kingpin - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Kingpin is able to trick Spider-Man into committing a series of crimes.</desc>
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    <title>Under the Wizard's Spell - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Wizard invites Medusa to New York City, where he forces her to steal an electronic device from a military base.</desc>
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    <title>Bubble, Bubble, Oil and Trouble - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Octopus commits various mysterious crimes in an effort to upgrade his mechanical arms and steal the world's oil supply.</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Doom, Master of the World - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Doctor Doom is mind-controlling world leaders so, at the upcoming United Nations meeting, they will declare him the master of the world.</desc>
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    <title>Along Came Spidey - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Shocker injures Aunt May, and Spider-Man recounts how he acquired his powers.</desc>
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    <title>Spider-Man Unmasked! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Sandman learns that Spider-Man is Peter Parker. Bobby and Angelica figure out how to make his identity a secret again.</desc>
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    <title>The Bride of Dracula! - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Firestar is kidnapped by Dracula. Spider-Man and Iceman go to Transylvania to rescue her, fighting both Wolfman and the Frankenstein monster.</desc>
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    <title>The Education of a Superhero - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Videoman merges with a game addict, who decides to be a superhero while the Gamesman seeks world domination by electronically hypnotizing the public.</desc>
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    <title>Politically Incorrect - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Nikki wants to make her relationship public knowledge. The mayor prepares to appear on "Politically Incorrect." Carter is dating a gay boxer. Paul becomes addicted to Stacy's aunt's meatball subs. The mayor accidentally outs his relationship with Janelle while on TV. Nikki and Mike fight after he's not ready to expose their relationship yet.</desc>
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    <title>That's Entertainment - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Mike makes the staff work on Oscar Sunday due to a screw-up of Paul's. The staff reminisces about their favorite movie moments to pass the time.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Temptation of Mike - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mike agrees to donate sperm for Paul and Claudia, not realizing what Paul forgot to tell him. A City Hall tour guide is harassing Stacy. James has been commissioned to write a piece for "Sassy."</desc>
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    <title>Carter &amp; Stuart &amp; Bennett &amp; Deirdre - S03E22</title>
    <desc>A feuding Carter and Stuart become friends with the other's ex, just for spite.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Conservative government try to reassure the people that the vast majority of statements made by Edwina Currie are harmless. 

Robery Kilroy investigates the future of broadcasting and John Mortimer fights the case for quality television. 

Neil Kinnock, leader of The Labour Party, gives a radio performance of 'Under Milk Snatcher', a play for voices very definately not written by Welsh poet Dylan Thomas.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mick Jagger presides over the wedding of Bill Wyman and Mandy Smith, Thatcher is subject to a bizarre experiment, Roger Cook is disappointed when he doesn't have a door slammed in his face and there is a strike at the BBC.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S06E02</title>
    <desc>David Steel travels to Italy in a gondola in search of floating voters, Charles and Di take a trip to 'Inner-city Trumpton' and in an election special David Dimbleby looks back fifty years to announce that the Nazis have taken Pol...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S06E03</title>
    <desc>In this episode, Des Lynam and Gerry Williams presents the Wimbledon tennis, David Attenborough helps the police prepare for their 'annual ritual' taking place at Stonehenge and there is the latest installment from Dan Quayle in S...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con - S14E11</title>
    <desc>Equipped with a magical spell book, SpongeBob cooks up chaos in the Krusty Krab kitchen.</desc>
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    <title>Blood is Thicker Than Grease - S14E12</title>
    <desc>Plankton's family open their own restaurant... directly next to the Chum Bucket.</desc>
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    <title>PL-1413 - S14E13</title>
    <desc>Plankton travels two thousand years into the future and finds a few unfamiliar faces.</desc>
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    <title>In the Mood to Feud - S14E14</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy find themselves in the middle of a long-standing feud between the Narwhals and the Planktons.</desc>
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    <title>Mooned! - S14E15</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob wants to catch an ultra-rare jellyfish and enlists the help of former jellyfishing champion, Kevin.</desc>
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    <title>Hysterical History - S14E16</title>
    <desc>On a trip to the museum, SpongeBob and Patrick teach Sandy all about Bikini Bottom’s fascinating, yet questionable, history.</desc>
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    <title>The Dirty Bubble Bass - S14E17</title>
    <desc>Bubble Bass and the Dirty Bubble team up to become Bikini Bottom's nastiest nefarious nuisance.</desc>
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    <title>Sheldon SquarePants - S14E18</title>
    <desc>Plankton joins the SquarePants family in the hope of becoming closer with SpongeBob (and the secret formula).</desc>
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    <title>Sammy Suckerfish - S14E19</title>
    <desc>When the Krusty Krab is left filthy, a magical fish teaches SpongeBob how to keep surfaces looking spiffy, lickety split!</desc>
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    <title>Big League Bob - S14E20</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob is recruiting to cook in the big leagues, but first, he must prove his worth in the test kitchen.</desc>
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    <title>Sheriff-in-law - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Early directs his love in the wrong places.</desc>
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    <title>Hybrid to Hell - S09E09</title>
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    <title>Jose Can You? Si! - S09E10</title>
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    <title>Lipstick on a Squid - S10E01</title>
    <desc>The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.</desc>
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    <title>Southern Pride and Prejudice - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Early unwittingly wraps himself in the symbol of his own oppression.</desc>
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    <title>Trackwood Race-ist - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.</desc>
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    <title>The Peep - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.</desc>
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    <title>Vicki - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.</desc>
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    <title>Cephalo-ectomy - S10E06</title>
    <desc>You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.</desc>
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    <title>The Man Trap - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kirk and his crew are at deadly risk from an alien creature that feeds on the salt in a human body and can take on any form.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie X - S01E02</title>
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    <title>The Terratin Incident - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While exploring a burnt-out supernova, the U.S.S. Enterprise responds to an old-style distress signal containing the word "Terratin," and follow it to its source: an uninhabited planet about to shatter from internal stress. However, a mysterious beam strikes the ship and the crew begins to shrink... and shrink... On the planet, Kirk finds a miniature city called Terratin and soon discovers that it is a lost Earth colony that has mutated because of the supernova's radiation.</desc>
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    <title>The Time Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The U.S.S.Enterprise is sent on a mission to explore a "Bermuda Triangle of Space," only to find itself and a Klingon battlecruiser trapped in a time warp after being caught in an ion storm. The two ships must cooperate before their only exit back to real space closes for good. This Delta Triangle is inhabited by other lost ships, many centuries old.</desc>
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    <title>The Ambergris Element - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While exploring the planet Argo, Kirk and Spock are turned into water breathers.</desc>
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    <title>The Slaver Weapon - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Spock, Sulu, and Uhura are delivering a stasis box from the extinct Slaver race on the shuttlecraft Copernicus. When they detect another box and follow its signal, they soon discover that a Kzinti privateer has set a trap. Capturing the Enterprise crew, they discover their box holds a rare find, a shape-shifting Slaver weapon. Now Spock and the others must keep the Kzinti from returning to their government with the weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Defiant - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Fascination - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Lwaxana Troi pursues Odo during the Bajoran Gratitude Festival as members of the crew suddenly become infatuated with one another.</desc>
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    <title>Battle at the Binary Stars - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Escaping from the brig while the ship is under attack, Burnham joins the captain in an audacious plan to end a battle rapidly escalating into war.</desc>
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    <title>Context Is for Kings - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michael’s shuttle is intercepted by Captain Gabriel Lorca of the mysterious U.S.S. Discovery, who orders her to join a dangerous recovery mission.</desc>
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    <title>Unexpected - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Trip is dispatched to assist an alien ship with its power source problems, he is delighted to have a friendly encounter with one of the ship's female engineers. But after discovering that their special moment has resulted in his becoming pregnant, he realizes he's had an unwitting experience with alien sex. Archer and his crew must then try and return the rapidly growing alien baby to its mother.</desc>
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    <title>Terra Nova - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise crew alters course to investigate the mystery of Terra Nova, a legendary Earth colony whose inhabitants mysteriously disappeared decades ago. But when they arrive, they confront descendents of the colonists who have become more alien than Archer could ever have imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Pen Pals - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 42695.3
Wesley must investigate the causes of strange tectonic activity on the planet where Data's pen pal lives.</desc>
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    <title>Part Two: Disengage - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aided by Seven of Nine and the crew of the U.S.S. Titan, Picard makes a shocking discovery that will alter his life forever -- and puts him on a collision course with the most cunning enemy he's ever encountered. Meanwhile, Raffi races to track a catastrophic weapon -- and collides with a familiar ally.</desc>
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    <title>The Trouble with Edward - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Newly minted Captain Lynne Lucero is excited to take command of the U.S.S. Cabot, until she meets Edward Larkin, an ornery scientist who believes he has found a revolutionary new use for tribbles.</desc>
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    <title>Ask Not - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an attack on Starbase 28 leaves a surprise prisoner under Cadet Thira Sidhu's watch, she is faced with making a decision that may threaten her standing in Starfleet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063230 +0000" stop="20260612064114 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ephraim and Dot - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ephraim, a humble tardigrade, is flying through the mycelial network when an unexpected encounter takes her on a bewildering adventure through space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064114 +0000" stop="20260612064900 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Made the Stars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a lightning storm in space scares a young Michael Burnham, her father aims to ease her fears with a mythical story about a brave little girl who faced her own fears head on.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064900 +0000" stop="20260612065720 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Children of Mars - S02E06</title>
    <desc>12 year-old classmates Kima and Lil find themselves at odds with each other on a day that will change their lives forever.</desc>
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    <title>Runaway - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Onboard the U.S.S. Discovery, Ensign Tilly encounters an unexpected visitor in need of help. However, this unlikely pair may have more in common than meets the eye.</desc>
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    <title>Calypso - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After waking up in an unfamiliar sickbay, Craft finds himself on board a deserted ship, and his only companion and hope for survival is an A.I. computer interface.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073114 +0000" stop="20260612074616 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brightest Star - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Before he was the first Kelpien to join Starfleet, Saru lived a simple life on his home planet of Kaminar with his father and sister. Young Saru, full of ingenuity and a level of curiosity uncommon among his people, yearns to find out what lies beyond his village, leading him on an unexpected path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064510 +0000" stop="20260612074129 +0000" channel="C1668.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrarium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Ortegas crash lands on a deadly toxic moon, where the chances of survival are slim to none, she finds herself stranded and forced to challenge her most closely held beliefs in order to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060003 +0000" stop="20260612064601 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Stardate: Unknown
Neelix is pushed to the limits when Tuvok's attitude becomes too much to bear while the pair is on an away mission to help evacuate a Nezu planet, which is being bombarded with asteroids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064601 +0000" stop="20260612073159 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Favorite Son - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 50732.4
Harry Kim experiences strong senses of deja vu in an unknown region of space. He soon learns that he is native to this region and that he is T'Karian, not human.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060215 +0000" stop="20260612062420 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends of the Lasat - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Thanks to intel from the space pirate Hondo, the Ghost crew rescue two Lasat from Imperial clutches. These survivors believe Zeb is the key to a prophecy that will lead to a new home for their kind—but Zeb, conflicted and ashamed of his failure to save Lasan, has little faith.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062420 +0000" stop="20260612064624 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Call - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Low on fuel and power in deep space, the Ghost crew encounters massive, mysterious creatures whose lives are threatened by a mining operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064624 +0000" stop="20260612070828 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Ghost crew joins forces with Cham Syndulla, father of Hera and Clone Wars legend. But will his thirst for revenge—and fractured relationship with his daughter—cost the rebels a victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070828 +0000" stop="20260612073032 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honorable Ones - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Zeb and Agent Kallus find themselves stranded on an icy moon of Geonosis after a failed Imperial ambush of the rebels. Bitter enemies, they must put aside their differences and work together in order to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073032 +0000" stop="20260612075237 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shroud of Darkness - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Kanan, Ezra, and Ahsoka return to the Jedi Temple on Lothal, seeking to learn how the Inquisitors continually track them. Each has a different experience, and nothing will ever be the same.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061126 +0000" stop="20260612063329 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New World - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The Colossus arrives at a beautiful planet that Captain Doza hopes will be its new home. But the world's inhabitants may not be so welcoming...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063329 +0000" stop="20260612065532 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Safe - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Kaz decides to fully join the Resistance and fight the First Order...but they may have found him first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065532 +0000" stop="20260612071736 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebuilding the Resistance - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Venisa Doza's fighter squadron and the Aces launch a dangerous mission to escort Resistance recruits to safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061219 +0000" stop="20260612063356 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witches of the Mist (3) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The path to evil may bring great power, but not loyalty.

Anakin and Obi-Wan, sent to track down the mysterious figure behind the deaths of several Jedi, soon find themselves on the trail of the monstrous apprentice that Ventress has created: Savage Opress, who has been trained in the ways of the Sith by Dooku.

Dooku sends Opress to Toydaria to capture King Katuunko. The monstrous apprentice clashes with the Jedi, and in the course of the battle he kills the king. Opress returns to Dooku's flagship having failed his Master. It is then that Ventress strikes, with Opress at her side, against Dooku. A three-way battle for dark side supremacy ends with Dooku triumphant, Ventress fleeing, and a disillusioned Savage abandoning his loyalties to the Sith. He returns to Mother Talzin, who gives him a new task. To seek the Outer Rim for his long-lost brother....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063356 +0000" stop="20260612065534 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Overlords (1) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Balance is found in the one who faces his guilt.

A mysterious force draws Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka to a distant planet, and its inhabitants -- a family of exceptionally powerful Force-wielders -- in an attempt to determine whether Anakin is truly the Chosen One. The patriarch of this family, known only as the Father, has spent ages maintaining the balance between his Daughter, who is strong with the light side of the Force, and his Son, who aligns with the dark. The Father reveals his days are numbered, and he seeks Anakin to take his place as the fulcrum of this balance. A test proves that Anakin is capable of controlling both offspring, as the Father does, but Skywalker refuses to take the Father's place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065534 +0000" stop="20260612071732 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Altar of Mortis (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>He who surrenders hope, surrenders life.

Before the Jedi can leave Mortis, the Son takes Ahsoka captive in an attempt to entice Anakin into joining him to use their combined strength to overpower his Father and Sister. To this end, the Son casts Ahsoka under the spell of the dark side.

Meanwhile, the Father attempts to stave off a disastrous showdown between his children and maintain the Force's increasingly precarious balance on the planet. Fearing that the Son may be unstoppable, the Daughter does the forbidden by taking Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Altar of Mortis, wherein is kept the Dagger of Mortis, a weapon capable of killing a Force wielder. The Son steals the weapon, and attempts to use it against his Father to steal his power and end his rule, but the Daughter sacrifices herself, placing herself in front of the blade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071732 +0000" stop="20260612073844 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts of Mortis (3) - S03E17</title>
    <desc>He who seeks to control fate shall never find peace.

The Jedi remain stranded on Mortis, and the Son, aligned with the dark side of the Force, renews his efforts to convert Anakin as the Jedi prepare for a decisive confrontation. Anakin is stunned by images of his dark future. The Son promises him the power to avert this destiny.

The Father recognizes that the Son has broken the rules of time. He wipes Anakin's memory of these future visions, and steals the Mortis Dagger to end the conflict. The Father impales himself, thus preventing the Son from stealing his power. The Son, stunned by this, is run through by Anakin. With all three Force wielders destroyed, the imbalance in the Force disappears on Mortis. The three Jedi are transplanted back to the galaxy proper, apparently at the moment that they disappeared.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073844 +0000" stop="20260612080006 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel (1) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Adaptation is the key to survival.

With help from R2-D2 and a squad of captured battle droids, an elite team of Jedi and clone troopers led by Obi-Wan and Anakin attempt to free a captive Jedi General, Even Piell, from an impenetrable prison. Despite orders to the contrary, Ahsoka Tano tags along, though she proves indispensable when the infiltration mission begins to evolve. Piell and his fleet officer, Captain Tarkin, are liberated from their cells, but now the fugitives must escape the Citadel itself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063906 +0000" stop="20260612072240 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grace Under Pressure - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Dr. McKay is trapped underwater in a sinking Puddle Jumper, his only chance for survival may be an hallucination of Samantha Carter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060253 +0000" stop="20260612064622 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Good To Be King - S08E13</title>
    <desc>SG-1 comes to the aid of a world about to be invaded by the Goa'uld, only to discover that the local king is Earth's Harry Maybourne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064622 +0000" stop="20260612073000 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Alert - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Relations between the U.S. and Russia are strained when Russian military leaders claim that the U.S. government has been compromised by the Goa'uld.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060642 +0000" stop="20260612064911 +0000" channel="C1676.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth - S01E07</title>
    <desc>With the situation onboard the Destiny dire, General O'Neill and Home World Command orders Col. Young to execute a high risk plan concocted by the I.O.A. scientists which, in theory, could return the crew to earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064911 +0000" stop="20260612073135 +0000" channel="C1676.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Visiting a newly discovered jungle planet, the crew is amazed to recover a Kino by the gate. Downloading the Kino data, Eli discovers video of the team, which appears to have been shot during an earlier visit. The mystery of the video’s origin becomes a secondary concern as members of the team start falling ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062808 +0000" stop="20260612071549 +0000" channel="C1677.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Losing Streak - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Down-on-his-luck jazz pianist Vic Rankin steals some money owed to him from a former boss, unaware that the cash is actually counterfeit. In over his head, Vic finds himself a hunted man and goes on the run, as his former boss, connected to the Mob, sends his heavies out to retrieve the money and wipe out the man who dare steal it. The race is on for Starsky and Hutch to find Vic before the Mob get to him...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062321 +0000" stop="20260612071131 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disruption - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Nick finds his circumstances vastly changed at the hands of Phil Rask, whose relationship with the Russians has taken a dark turn. In the wake of tragedy, Izzy is pushed to the brink of a reckless decision. As the cops close in on their business, Ronald and Touie contemplate a dangerous idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071131 +0000" stop="20260612075450 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bleeding Edge - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Striking a deal with Rask, Nick sets out on a seek-and-find mission to clear his name. Ronald asks for Izzy’s help with a risky project. Rask finds the Russians even more demanding than he’d feared. Izzy comes to a groundbreaking revelation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061315 +0000" stop="20260612071148 +0000" channel="C1679.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happiness - S02E01</title>
    <desc>NFL players seem to have it all; yet when they retire, many experience depression and financial trouble. Through the lens of a new science, this edition of "State of Play" follows NFL legend Brett Favre and two other extraordinary players as they search for happiness after leaving the sport they love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063031 +0000" stop="20260612071322 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Your Hero - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ben reaches a new milestone as a rookie and, as is tradition, receives something from the crew. Chief Ripley holds final interviews for the role of captain but is interrupted when the team is called to a massive skyscraper fire, causing several lives to hang in the balance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071322 +0000" stop="20260612075541 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Recovery - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Lives hang in the balance as the members of STATION 19 continue to fight a raging inferno inside a skyscraper. Meanwhile, Pruitt's health is in grave danger at Grey Sloan; and a seasoned firefighter with a mysterious past arrives at Station 19, leaving everyone to wonder what the future holds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060125 +0000" stop="20260612062324 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're in the Money - S07E18</title>
    <desc>After traveling around the world for a year, Cody returns. He bought gifts for the family, including some magic necklace for J.T., that makes him attractive to woman. Unfortunately, J.T. can't accept the gift since he is dating Sam. He also gives Frank and Carol a huge check and they have a dispute on how to spend the money. Frank decides to buy himself a leather chair and Carol gets furious and they get into a big arguement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062324 +0000" stop="20260612064544 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movin' On Up - S07E19</title>
    <desc>When obnoxious yuppies offer to buy the family's home, Lilly is the only family member who isn't excited about getting a bigger house, but then Frank and Carol have second thoughts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064544 +0000" stop="20260612070902 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>During their vacations in Jamaica, contractor Frank Lambert and widowed beautician Carol Foster get married. When they return to their hometown, Port Washington, Wisconsin, they need to slowly introduce their very different children. Their plan is to make the children think they are dating but Frank accidentally tells the truth (that they are married) and there is nothing to hide so eventually the Lamberts move to the Foster's house. Later, as a sign of ""step-maternal"" love, Carol believes Al is having a pain that is hurting her (something Frank never believed) and she takes her to the hospital; the pain results to be a appendix and they remove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070902 +0000" stop="20260612073223 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dance - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Frank wants to take Carol to an expensive restaurant; but Carol has agreed to be on the committee of Al's dance. After being dumped by a boy, Al stays in the dumps until she's rescued by her science fair pen pal: Steve Urkel. And since Frank can't take Carol out, he shows up at the school dance and finds a way to work in a little romance anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073223 +0000" stop="20260612075544 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rules of the House - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Noticing a certain lack of discipline about her new stepchildren, Carol sets about creating order by instituting a few rules -- which so infuriate Al that she threatens to go live with Grandmother in Milwaukee. The rule that really upsets Frank's kids is Carol's control of the television viewing time: everyone is allowed to watch no more than six hours of television per week. Everyone is given 12 tickets, and each is good for viewing one half hour of television. When Frank has run out of tickets but desperately wants to watch the World Series, he persuades Carol to lighten up a little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060223 +0000" stop="20260612061356 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocknaldo - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ronaldo sets out to find all the rock people living in Beach City!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061356 +0000" stop="20260612062507 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tiger Philanthropist - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Amethyst quits wrestling at the abandoned warehouse, Steven continues doing so himself as Tiger Philanthropist. However, Steven soon begins to doubt the point of wrestling when the audience doesn't take to his new persona.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062507 +0000" stop="20260612063635 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Room for Ruby - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Steven’s Gem family continues to grow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063635 +0000" stop="20260612064801 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lion 4: Alternate Ending - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Lion coughs up a magical key, and Steven goes on a quest to find what it unlocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064801 +0000" stop="20260612065911 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug Out - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Steven and Connie join Connie's father on a stake out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065911 +0000" stop="20260612071037 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Lars - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Steven, Lars and Sadie get invited to a party with the Cool Kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071037 +0000" stop="20260612072147 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You My Dad? - S04E23</title>
    <desc>People are disappearing from Beach City and Steven tries to solve the mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072147 +0000" stop="20260612073321 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am My Mom - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Steven struggles to fix his mistakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073321 +0000" stop="20260612074447 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck Together - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Steven and Lars spend some time together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074447 +0000" stop="20260612075555 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Steven goes on trial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060507 +0000" stop="20260612062555 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>¡Auctions Arriba! - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The buyers visit Palm Springs, Cal. where Dave is desperate to score a great locker after missing out on one; Rene tries to get some inside information; Ivy is forced to buy big; and Mary gets help from an unlikely ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062555 +0000" stop="20260612064627 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Mary and Allee - S09E12</title>
    <desc>The buyers visit North Hollywood where Jarrod and Brandi fight to resist the lure of showbiz items; Mary and a new friend get targeted; and Rene goes solo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064627 +0000" stop="20260612070737 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sundown Showdown - S09E13</title>
    <desc>The buyers visit a night auction in Huntington Beach, Cal. where Ivy and Mary compete with each other; Darrell and Brandon look to score big on home turf; and Dave searches for either a score or a sucker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070737 +0000" stop="20260612072900 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Bids Best - S09E14</title>
    <desc>The buyers return to Montebello, Cal. where Darrell and Brandon cause chaos; Rene brings along with father; Dave eyes a big score; and Ivy battles injury to hit the auctions hard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072900 +0000" stop="20260612075009 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fat Lady is Warming Up - S09E15</title>
    <desc>An auction in Van Nuys, CA brings the buyers together for one more chance at finding hidden treasure. Jarrod and Brandi are looking for an easy ride and come unprepared for a marathon auction. Without the help of Brandon, Darrell must face the competition all by himself. Ivy looks to buy big and often, meanwhile Mary tries to stake her claim as a serious buyer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063612 +0000" stop="20260612071945 +0000" channel="C1684.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judgment Day - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Storm and chasers collide in Minnesota for a final showdown. As a ferocious EF-4 twister targets the town of Wadena, one team finds themselves in the wrong place at the right time, and Sean's trial by fire becomes a race to save others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063628 +0000" stop="20260612072213 +0000" channel="C1685.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter Six: The Monster - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A frantic Jonathan looks for Nancy in the darkness, but Steve's looking for her, too. Hopper and Joyce uncover the truth about the lab's experiments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064411 +0000" stop="20260612073229 +0000" channel="C1686.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Target - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jesse pursues a gang of gunrunners and their trail leads him to a laser weaponry. There Norman re-encounters an old flame, gets captured, and Jesse is left to do all work on his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062334 +0000" stop="20260612070820 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fork in the Road - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Harvey and Louis take a drive to aid an out-­of-town client to whom they both have deep ties; and Harvey uses the opportunity to force a confrontation between Louis and Mike about their trust issues. Meanwhile, in a flashback, we discover the root of Harvey and Louis’s competitive relationship in their early days at the firm. And Mike first learns the limitations of his genius when it comes to the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070820 +0000" stop="20260612075123 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Derailed - S04E14</title>
    <desc>When Mike takes a humanitarian case with the potential to jeopardize firm business, Harvey must decide how much to rein in his associate. Meanwhile, Jessica wrestles with the distance she’s been forced to put between herself and Jeff Malone. And Louis fights to get the respect a name partner deserves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060809 +0000" stop="20260612065341 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster of Dr. Droid; Vandals; Super Friends vs Super Friends; Energy Mass - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dr. Droid's creation of a robot with the brainwaves of a mouse runs amuck in Wheatville. The Wonder Twins try to save two vandals who trash a print shop at Midland High School and then get in trouble in a faulty elevator. The Super Friends are forced to fight each other in a coliseum after they search for the captured Aquaman in an underwater kingdom. An experimental energy mass takes over the controls of a runaway train. Wonder Woman teaches the need for an emergency list while Batman &amp; Robin teach about the dangers of electric wires and sockets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065341 +0000" stop="20260612073911 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster of Dr. Droid / Vandals / Super Friends vs Super Friends / Energy Mass - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Superman and Wonder Woman go on an electrifying adventure when they meet the marauding monster of Dr. Droid. / The Wonder Twins and Gleek have a few special tricks up their sleeve when a couple of thoughtless students turn into school vandals. / The Super Friends find themselves in critical combat against each other when they become captives of Tyrannic, the ruler of the underseas world of Oceana. / Batman and Robin with special guest Atom are called on to save a speeding passenger train that has been taken over by a critical energy mass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061432 +0000" stop="20260612063708 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Negation at the World's End! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After stealing the Space Gem from Thanos, Nebula seizes the teliporter of the Helicarrier to get away, but sucks herself, as well as H.E.R.B.I.E. and Wolverine, into the Negative Zone where Annihilus attacks them thinking they're after his Cosmic Control Rod.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063708 +0000" stop="20260612065943 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Rage Knows No Color! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Thanos uses the Mind Gem to control Hulk who goes on a sleepwalking rampage. The Super Hero Squad must enter the dream realm to fight back, even if they have to get help from Nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065943 +0000" stop="20260612072219 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lo, How the Mighty Hath Abdicated! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Enchantress places a love spell on Odin in an attempt to become queen of Asgard, but a forgotten rule forces him from the throne and makes his son Thor king instead, which both she and Loki try to take advantage of. Meanwhile, Magneto and Quicksilver discover Wanda joining with the Super Hero Squad and hitch a ride to try and take her back from them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072219 +0000" stop="20260612074454 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So Pretty When They Explode! - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Thanos destroys the Nova Corp and takes Nova captive in order to get his hands on the Power Gem, leading to Iron Man and Hulk to recruit Hercules and She-Hulk to rescue him. Meanwhile, H.E.R.B.I.E. falls for Nova's messenger droid.</desc>
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    <title>The Painting (Quest for Pizza) - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers discover an old painting which might be a long lost masterpiece by Leonardo da Vinci</desc>
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    <title>Game Show Host (The Great Gold Coin Rush) - S01E38</title>
    <desc>A head injury causes Luigi to think he's a game show host</desc>
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    <title>Home Radio (Elvin Lives) - S01E39</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers win a radio contest</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064324 +0000" stop="20260612070512 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glasnuts (Plummers Academy) - S01E40</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers entertain a head of state</desc>
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    <title>Adee Don't (Karate Koopa) - S01E41</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers prepare for their first live television commercial</desc>
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    <title>Chippie Chipmunks (Mario of the Apes) - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Mario works hard to try and win Chipmunk of the Month</desc>
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    <title>A Basement Divided (Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers) - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mario's messy ways cause Luigi to enlist the help of a therapist</desc>
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    <title>The Swan Maiden - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Red really, really doesn't want her playdate with Little Boy Blue to end so she hides his horn. Super Why, Wonder Red, Princess Presto, and Alpha Pig fly into the story upon which the ballet "Swan Lake" was based, where they encounter a fair maiden who is having a similar problem with a prince! Will Super Why and his friends be able to help the Swan Maiden get her feathers back so she can return home before the sun sets? Educational Objectives: To learn strategies for ending a playdate, catch the alphabet using an alphabet net, identify the letters D,R,O,P, practice the magic of spelling, and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
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    <title>The Beach Day Mystery - S01E62</title>
    <desc>X marks the spot! Whyatt and the other fairytale buddies have found a clue leading to treasure and they need a little help! So the superhero readers fly into The Beach Day Mystery where they set off on a swashbuckling scavenger hunt adventure filled with clues, pirates, and of course, treasure! Will Super Why and his friends be able to outsmart the trickiest pirate of them all? Educational Objectives: To learn how to figure out clues. Kids will follow the alphabet, rhyme with AIL words, and use the power to read to change the story!</desc>
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    <title>The City Mouse and the Country Mouse - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Whyatt's big brother Jack is going off to college, and Whyatt is going to miss him so much! The super readers jump into the tale of two mice brothers who live far away from each other. They journey with the mice from the bustling city to the quiet country, only to find that the best solution to their problem doesn't mean losing the comforts of home. Educational Objectives: To learn about visiting someone. The alphabet is explored and young viewers will learn about different types of transportation. Kids will practice the magic of spelling and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
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    <title>Superhell! - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Warden, with the help of a disfigured inmate named Ash, continue their arson spree across Superjail. Meanwhile, Alice and Stingray get lost on a planet full of vicious monsters.</desc>
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    <title>Last Pack - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Warden comes to his senses and puts out the fires across Superjail, he begins blaming the whole thing on cigarettes. This prompts him to ban the use of tobacco products throughout the entirety of Superjail, which leads to some inmates to go to drastic measures in order to obtain their "buzz".</desc>
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    <title>Jean, Paul, Beefy and Alice - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After spotting two Peacocks together during mating season while hunting Jacknife through Africa, Jailbot becomes obsessed with finding love. The Twins capitalize on this and hand Jailbot a strange alien fungus with humanoid features which he promptly falls in love with. The fungus begins giving off mold spores infecting everyone in Superjail turning them into horrendous mutated monsters with a similar appearance as to itself.</desc>
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    <title>The Superjail Inquisitor - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While the Warden is building a new dam in Superjail several inmates start to run a tabloid newspaper called the Superjail Inquisitor. The Warden is astonished by one of the fake articles and believes that his favorite childhood monster, "Manglefang" may be lurking in Superjail. This prompts the Warden to suspend construction and go on a massive hunt for Manglefang and torturing anyone who refuses to believe in it. The Twins then discover an article made by Ash about aliens, so they modify the image in the newspaper and then send it to the Triplets in space. The Triplets arrive on Earth in response, and in a fit of rage they make every fake article ever written in the tabloid (including Manglefang, to Warden's delight) manifest in reality resulting in chaos and the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to Superjail.</desc>
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    <title>Superstorm! - S04E05</title>
    <desc>It's Superjail's annual Field Day, and Warden is dead-set on winning the Three-Legged Race this year. As such, he builds himself the perfect partner: A walking weather machine named "Sunshine". Using Sunshine to create weather anomalies that distracts the competitors, Warden cheats his way to victory. However in his gloating Warden breaks his remote controller for Sunshine causing it to develop its own will and abandon Warden. Sunshine promptly creates dangerous weather anomalies all over Superjail, destroying the Candyland section in the process which enrages Warden (as it's his favorite place in the prison). Meanwhile, Jared is crying over losing Sharice to The Doctor who makes multiple attempts to take his new relationship with her to third base. His plans backfire when Sharice blindly ignores his advances, leading The Doctor to create a Frankenstein-style clone of her with slutty tendencies. Which Jared finds first. In the end, Sharice and Jared reconcile while The Doctor decides to stick to using the Sharice clone he made for his libdo.</desc>
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    <title>The Superjail Six - S04E06</title>
    <desc>During a routine sewer cleaning in Superjail, Stingray discovers a long forgotten secret that Alice and Jared had kept from the Warden. Apparently there were six dangerous inmates (known as the Superjail Six) during Superjail's early years that managed to escape from prison and make it into the badlands around the jail. After Warden learned of this he shut himself in his office for days due to depression which led to Alice and Jared forcing him to forget the incident. When Stingray learns of this story from one of the older inmates, he sets out with Prison Peedee's help to drive Warden back into his depression. The plan backfires, however, and Warden falls through the sewer pipes with Stingray and Peedee in tow. While Peedee and Stingray are chained together lost in the bayou the Warden comes across some mutated hillbilly/alligators. After partying with them he angers the entire group by destroying their sacred tree. This leads to a full invasion of Superjail by the Alligator Hillbillies. After Ash ends the invasion with a massive explosion, the last member of the Superjail Six returns to the Jail. Warden promptly kills him.</desc>
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    <title>Superbar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Warden opens a bar in Superjail, the Superbar, in an attempt to get a date with Alice. Things take a turn for the worse when Jared falls off the wagon and becomes drunk.</desc>
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    <title>Combaticus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Warden and his staff unearth an ancient fighting arena. It is reactivated in an effort to decrease the high inmate depression level and becomes a Thunderdome-like chance for the inmates to fight to the death for freedom. The Twins attempt to sabotage the arena with Combaticus, a fighter created from their DNA.</desc>
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    <title>Ladies Night - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A carrier ship for the female prison "Ultraprison" crash-lands in Superjail. Ultraprison's "Mistress" and the Warden arrange a ball for their inmates as part of a bet to see which set of convicts can act more refined. The Warden gets to keep the female prisoners if he wins the bet; if the Mistress wins, she gets Superjail.</desc>
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    <title>Cold-Blooded - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Ed Gein-like serial killer is mistakenly captured by Jailbot instead of Jacknife, putting Superjail on edge. To investigate his grip on the inmates, the Warden sends Jared undercover as a inmate. When the new arrival accidentally kills himself, Jared takes the credit and becomes admired by inmates as Superjail's most violent resident. Meanwhile, the Twins hack into Jailbot and control him like a video game.</desc>
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    <title>Cheesy Chase - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Sparks relies on his problem-solving skills to stop Cat Burglar and Lab Rat from stealing a giant cheese wheel.</desc>
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    <title>Seed Stealer - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties teach Zsa-Zsa that if she takes care of planted seeds, they'll grow into fruits and veggies for everyone to enjoy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070802 +0000" stop="20260612073137 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dastardly Dumpster - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Lab Rat and Otto drop trash on Kittydale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073137 +0000" stop="20260612075512 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wacky Weather - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Lab Rat creates wacky weather that threatens to ruin the Pawesome Picnic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061224 +0000" stop="20260612063322 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Late Mr. Kent - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent is thought to be dead after an automobile accident. Superman must nevertheless save an innocent man from execution and find the real culprit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063322 +0000" stop="20260612065408 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Metal - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Superman teams up with Steel to deal with Metallo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065408 +0000" stop="20260612071511 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warrior Queen - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Maxima, Queen of Almerac, kidnaps Superman with the intent of making him her husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071511 +0000" stop="20260612073624 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apokolips...Now! (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Superman teams up with Orion, an escapee from Apokolips, to take on Darkseid as he prepares to attack Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073624 +0000" stop="20260612075740 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apokolips...Now! (2) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Darkseid invades Earth with the help of Steppenwolf. With help from the citizens of Metropolis and the arrival of troops from New Genesis, Superman is able to stop his advance, but not without losses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061258 +0000" stop="20260612065414 +0000" channel="C1695.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Dean Afternoon - S09E05</title>
    <desc>While investigating two bizarre murders, Sam and Dean realize there is an eyewitness to both gruesome deaths - a German Sheppard. Anxious to find out if they are dealing with a witch, a skinwalker or other supernatural monster, the guys look up a spell that could let Dean "communicate" with the dog. Unfortunately, the spell comes with side effects that no one saw coming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065414 +0000" stop="20260612073643 +0000" channel="C1695.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven Can't Wait - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Castiel gets a job at a Gas-N-Sip and actually starts to enjoy life as a human. A headline in the local newspaper about some disappearances in the area catches his eye, so he calls Dean to help him investigate the case. Dean knows he needs to keep Sam/Ezekiel away from Castiel, so he tells Sam that he and Kevin need to stay and work with Crowley to decipher the tablet. Crowley agrees to help Sam and Kevin but in return he wants one phone call to hell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060254 +0000" stop="20260612062420 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brett's Dead - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Amy worries that Dina may be struggling with anxiety. Jonah tries to find out more about Garrett's past. Mateo and Cheyenne avoid work by convincing Glenn that they were close with Brett.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062420 +0000" stop="20260612064549 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part-Time Hires - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Amy turns to Jonah for advice on how to balance her parenting. Garrett and Dina argue over who broke up with whom. Cheyenne tries to convince Mateo that the cute construction worker might just be flirting with him for store perks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064549 +0000" stop="20260612070722 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Workplace Bullying - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions arise among the employees after an attempted robbery, pitting Dina against Jonah. Glenn has a tough time firing the store security guard. Amy discovers that her coworkers have been hanging out without her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070722 +0000" stop="20260612072854 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sal's Dead - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A dead body is found in the drywall, making for an extra-creepy Halloween at Cloud 9, and Amy creates an awkward situation when she messes with Jonah's online dating profile.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072854 +0000" stop="20260612075024 +0000" channel="C1696.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health Fund - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mateo turns to stranger and stranger home remedies for an ear infection. Amy and Jonah decide to offer an alternative to Cloud 9’s terrible health insurance plan. Glenn enlists Dina to help him get medical attention for his own embarrassing condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060123 +0000" stop="20260612060907 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Pearl Fishers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete wants to take over all the oyster beds of the South Pacific Island, but he has to beat SuperTed first!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060907 +0000" stop="20260612061702 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Stolen Rocket Ship - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete dreams of conquering the universe, he steals a rocket ship and heads for outer space. SuperTed and Spotty chase after him, with spectacular results</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061702 +0000" stop="20260612062455 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Train Robbers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>There is an avalanche of laughs as Texas Pete hijacks a train in the Alps. Unfortunately for him, SuperTed and Spottyman are taking a sking holiday in the area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062455 +0000" stop="20260612063246 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Giant Kites - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In a mountainous part of mid-Wales, a rare species of birds is in danger. Texas Pete is stealing eggs for his collection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063246 +0000" stop="20260612064038 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Elephants' Graveyard - S01E06</title>
    <desc>For the first time in history an elephant flies in a space rocket, as SuperTed and Spotty travel to Africa to find out who is stealing ivory from the traditional resting place of the African elephant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064038 +0000" stop="20260612064833 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Gold Mine - S01E07</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is enjoying himself in the heart of Africa, but unbeknown to him Texas Pete is on an unofficial and unwelcome visit to a local gold mine causing trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064833 +0000" stop="20260612065629 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at the Funfair - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A little boy is on his last ride of the holiday, but it turns out to be a much more frightening ride than he’d bargained for, when he find he’s been kidnapped by Texas Pete. SuperTed comes to the rescue once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065629 +0000" stop="20260612070426 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at Creepy Castle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Is the creepy castle haunted? Or is Texas Pete up to his old tricks? Join our heroes SuperTed and Spotty to discover the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070426 +0000" stop="20260612071218 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the City of the Dead - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete is up to his old tricks again, but this time he is taking a big risk while searching for gold in the City of the Dead. Will he and the archaeologist he has kidnapped survive?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071218 +0000" stop="20260612072014 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed on Planet Spot - S01E11</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is on a visit to friendly Planet Spot, the source of the magical cosmic dust. But the planet is not quite as friendly as it once was, when the evil Texas Pete gets up to his usual nasty tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072014 +0000" stop="20260612072811 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Nuts in Space - S01E12</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is on the strange Planet Polly which is full of wild and weird parrots, but the poor parrots are starving as somebody has been intercepting the rockets that supply their only food…nuts. SuperTed investigates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072811 +0000" stop="20260612073612 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at the Toy Shop - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Will the sinister event at New York’s most famous toy shop cause SuperTed to forget that tomorrow is his best friend birthday?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073612 +0000" stop="20260612074407 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in Texas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete gets homesick for Texas and other people’s fine longhorn cattle. But when SuperTed treats him into a ‘ripping’ ride on one of the longhorn, Tex feels that he just cannot stay!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074407 +0000" stop="20260612075205 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Trouble in Space - Part 1 - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spotty’s little sister, Blotch, unwittingly aids Texas Pete in his dastardly plan to take over SuperTed’s Space Station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075205 +0000" stop="20260612075913 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Trouble in Space - Part 2 - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Spot family find themselves in the hot seat thanks to the evil cunning of Texas Pete. For some strange reason, SuperTed doesn’t seem to care. Can he really ignore his friends when they need him most?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063915 +0000" stop="20260612072218 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papua New Guinea - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Les Stroud must survive in the jungles of Papua New Guinea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060719 +0000" stop="20260612063607 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One-Love - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Reggie meets Jupiter Blackmon, a college prospect headed for the NFL, whose manager
rustles up trouble. Reggie sees an opportunity to rep Jupiter. M-Chuck is drawn into the world of a young pregnant girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063607 +0000" stop="20260612070313 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dagger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Chen is throwing a gala to launch Cam's shoe but his focus is wooing Cassie. Cam, usually smart about mixing work and romance, is reckless with a reporter. When it goes awry, Reggie tries not to say "Told ya."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070313 +0000" stop="20260612073016 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Injury - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Just when Cam couldn't be lower, facing a career ending injury, he meets a girl who could be "the one." Reggie's life would be easier with only one, as repping Jupiter starts to seem like a fool's errand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073016 +0000" stop="20260612075855 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Date - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Smitten with Allison, Cam puts on a magical first date. Uncle Julius learns how the other half lives on a disturbing jaunt with the police and M-Chuck uses her therapy to drive her mother crazy with guilt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062043 +0000" stop="20260612065958 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buggin' Out - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rick promises his friend Clyde all the helpers he needs to catch a load of grasshoppers. But when everyone refuses to spend the day on a bug hunt, Rick is left holding the bag. Meanwhile, Coy's truck bites the dust, leaving him stranded at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065958 +0000" stop="20260612073911 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Shorty? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The swamp gets too close for comfort when Paul finds mauled animals right outside Phillips Seafood. Is there a dangerous predator on the loose? Meanwhile, Coy receives news about Shorty -- and it's something he's been dreading.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063207 +0000" stop="20260612070311 +0000" channel="C1701.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bayou Bloodlines - S15E12</title>
    <desc>As gator season enters its final week, Troy attempts to train the next generation of Landry hunters; Ronnie calls upon Timmy's knowledge of secret honey holes to catch up on his tag count; Daniel and Joey embark on a rare father-son adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061102 +0000" stop="20260612063444 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demon Tree - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Kirito wakes up to find himself inside a mysterious world evoking a fantasy game. His memory fuzzy, he tries to log out, but is unable to return to the real world. After wandering aimlessly, he finds himself underneath a colossal tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063444 +0000" stop="20260612065826 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End Mountains - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kirito makes up his mind to journey to Centoria. Since he'll need Eugeo's help, he also decides to fell the Gigas Cedar. Meanwhile, Alice's little sister, Selka is worried about Eugeo, and opens up to Kirito about her concerns.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Departure - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Kirito and Eugeo realize Selka has taken off to the End Mountains alone, and decide to chase after her. As they enter the cave, they encounter goblins, presumably from the Dark Territory, and must engage in a battle.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ocean Turtle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>In the real world, Kazuto Kirigaya lies unconscious. At Kikuoka’s request, Kazuto is moved to a well-equipped hospital, but when Asuna and Suguha try to visit, they’re turned away. Suspicious, Asuna and the others split up to find out more about Rath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060129 +0000" stop="20260612064714 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder by Law - S05E13</title>
    <desc>When a female attorney is murdered by a shotgun-wielding killer, the third woman attorney to be killed in similar such fashion, Hooker, Stacy and Corrigan search out the killer - who is actually a man who's become embittered after his girlfriend was deemed mentally unstable and dropped from attorney school...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064714 +0000" stop="20260612073351 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Partners in Death - S05E14</title>
    <desc>While in pursuit of a pair of burglars who brutally attack anyone who interrupts their robberies, Corrigan pulls unconscious Stacy from their patrol car when it crashes, moments before it explodes. With the hunt on for the violent thieves, Stacy and Corrigan's ordeal brings them much closer together than ever beforeâ€“ something that begins to affect their working relationship, and sees Hooker injured due to their distracted states...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061530 +0000" stop="20260612063814 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manatee Out of Water - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Pip, Freddy, and KC, help a baby manatee named Malika play Bouncy-Ball, so they can break JP's record.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063814 +0000" stop="20260612070057 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cute As A Button - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy's latest delivery locks them out of T.O.T.S and they must find a way to deliver it on time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070057 +0000" stop="20260612072341 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trunklebee's Day Off - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy give Miss Trunklebee a day off to show their appreciation, but quickly realize how much they need her while watching Mia, Bucky, and Oki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072341 +0000" stop="20260612074624 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teeny Tiny Tot - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy help a small mouse named Maddie do big things, by shrinking themselves down to her size.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061611 +0000" stop="20260612063914 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chilly Dog - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The T.U.F.F. agents go undercover and disguise as ice skaters after the world's greatest figure skaters were kidnapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063914 +0000" stop="20260612070229 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doomies - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A disguised Dudley and Kitty attend the "Doomie Awards" an awards ceremony to honor villains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070229 +0000" stop="20260612072534 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch Dog - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Using a time travel watch, Dudley tries to go back to the past to outwit Kitty for the last donut left in the T.U.F.F. snack room. However, Dudley accidentally alters the course of time and creates a world in which the malevolent Snaptrap rules and everyone at the agency works for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072534 +0000" stop="20260612074839 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Dish - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Dudley's forced to wear an amplified sound neck cone to keep from scratching his butt. When he finally stops sulking, Dudley discovers an ingenious way to use the cone to his advantage to save Kitty from an invisible Snaptrap's horde of dangerous villains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061826 +0000" stop="20260612064256 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payday - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Let's get ready to... GAMBLE! As Eddie prepares to become a Dad, the rest of the Tacoma FD crew's wagering is out of control, forcing Terry to ban all gambling from the firehouse. As a result, the crew finds creative ways to bet behind Chief's back, causing Lucy to fall into a hole of debt she can't climb out from!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064256 +0000" stop="20260612070730 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire in Sex Town - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When a perverted arsonist strikes Tacoma, the TPD and the TFD must put aside their rivalries to solve the case. To everyone's surprise, the two crews discover they are not as different as they think, but how long can the lovefest last?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070730 +0000" stop="20260612073203 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whodunit? - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Councilwoman Price tells Terry to find the author of an anonymous firefighter blog from the station and shut it down. With everyone a suspect, no one can be trusted. How quickly will they turn on each other? Who will crack? And Whodunnit?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073203 +0000" stop="20260612075646 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Wants a Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Longing for a female friend, Lucy convinces Chief to transfer firefighter Delilah Dunn to the station while guys on the crew try to find a macho match to their energy. Meanwhile, Eddie takes Councilwoman Price for a walk on the wild side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062356 +0000" stop="20260612065045 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Well Cooked Hams - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A frustrated magician comes across a true genius. He decides to kill him and steal his magic, but he finds himself in big trouble and it's going to be the last magic trick he will ever perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065045 +0000" stop="20260612071817 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creep Course - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Reggie is a college jock who is trying to pass a history test. He asks the class bookworm Stella Bishop to help tutor him. She goes to Finely's house to to get the answer sheet, but when she gets there, Finely and Reggie lock her in a mummy's tomb. Finely double crosses Reggie by poisoning him. Finely goes back to check his work, and gets a big surprise. Stella is not dead. She has been charming the mummy by impersonating his dead girlfriend making the mummy jealous and Reggie and Finely really take the wraps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071817 +0000" stop="20260612074329 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Came the Dawn - S05E10</title>
    <desc>In this version of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho, a young woman who is also a thief is picked up by a man driving by. He takes her up to his place. There she hears a message from his wife, but also learns that there is a killer nearby. When she goes to his room she gets a big surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060101 +0000" stop="20260612062354 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Horizons - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Baloo is pouting that he's never had a parade in his honor.  When asked what he's ever done to earn a parade, Baloo remembers his journey to find Panda-la, city beyond the last horizon.  No one believes him and Baloo becomes determined to find it and earn his parade.  After weeks of searching, Baloo gives up.  But before he can turn back for home he's caught in a whirlwind and grounded.  He starts searching for help and finds a large, beautiful city.  It's Panda-la, and the natives honor him upon his arrival.  They fix his plane and give him gifts for his return home.  When Baloo arrives back at Cape Suzette, he's greeted by everyone and a celebration is underway.  But the festivities barely get planned when the entire city of Panda-la is upon them: in the air.  With enough fire-power to down Cape Suzette's entire army and defenses, it's up to Baloo to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062354 +0000" stop="20260612064644 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight of the Snow Duck - S01E33</title>
    <desc>While Molly is being babysat by Wildcat, they read a book about a Snow Duck.  Afterwards, Molly wants to see snow, so she and Wildcat stowaway on the Sea Duck when Baloo goes to Thembria to deliver pink flamingos.  Upon arrival, they make snowballs, snowmen, and go sledding.  Unfortunately, having fun is outlawed in Thembria so they are imprisoned.  While everyone is trying to figure a way to escape, Molly reassures them that the Snow Duck will come and rescue them.  But when she starts to give up hope, Wildcat says it's still important to keep your imagination running.  This gives Molly an idea that will get them out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064644 +0000" stop="20260612070932 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Tiger - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Baloo helps a plane in distress before it crashes.  Turns out the that the plane was transporting Shere Khan.  Khan promises Baloo anything in return for his saving his life.  After asking for a few small items, Baloo starts to get greedy.  He visits Khan every morning and asks for more things, including enough money to pay back Becky and quit Hire for Higher.  Khan knows he's being taken advantage of, so he arranges Baloo to be kidnapped.  Kit and Becky liquidate everything Baloo owns in order to pay the ransom, including Hire for Higher.  But when they make the drop-off, not everything goes according to plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070932 +0000" stop="20260612073200 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Man and the Sea Duck - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Behind schedule, Kit finds a passage that will get them home quicker.  Baloo complies, but then inquires why he's never heard of this route.  Kit tells him it's the Mirle Pass.  Baloo panics, because the Mirle Pass takes a miracle to get through.  They end up landing in the ocean and Baloo bangs his head.  When he wakes up, he can't remember anything including how to fly.  When Wildcat and Kit take him back up, they get caught in a thunderstorm.  They're forced to bail, but Baloo gets trapped behind in the Sea Duck.  He's rescued when a man named Joe McGee coaches him down over the radio.  McGee attempts to help him overcome his fear of flying and remember his many successful flights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073200 +0000" stop="20260612075430 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Weirds - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Baloo wants a two week vacation, but Becky refuses to grant him one.  Baloo comes up with the idea of having Wildcat pretend he's a Dr. Gesundheit the Rocket Scientist.  Wildcat then asks Baloo to fly to Mars and guarantees free publicity.  Becky goes along with the charade and is given a radio to communicate to while he's 'in space.'  Becky spends all day talking to Baloo, asking him to bring back items from space.  Baloo starts to improvise, but eventually pretends that he's attacked by Martians and throws the radio into the lake.  However, it turns out the military was listening in on their communications and begin preparing for a Martian invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060256 +0000" stop="20260612061407 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom the Guru - S05E16</title>
    <desc>All hail Talking Tom! His hot new grocery-based philosophy is changing lives. But when his followers start taking his wisdom too far, not even Tom can stop the chaos they cause!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061407 +0000" stop="20260612062522 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa’s Phone - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Christmas is the most magical time of the year… Unless you’re on Santa’s naughty list, which the friends totally are! Now they’ll do anything to erase some of their most misbehaved moments and get back on Santa’s good side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062522 +0000" stop="20260612063635 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roy to the Rescue - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Things are looking up… Talking Tom is competing in a hot air balloon race! But when Roy Rakoon saves him from a nasty crash, Tom is horrified to realize that he owes his life to his worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063635 +0000" stop="20260612064742 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Becca Fierce - S05E19</title>
    <desc>It’s the return of Angie Fierce! Or at least, the return of her wig… Talking Becca has been wearing it to gain confidence on a scary reality show. Can Becca’s friends bring her to her senses before the wig takes over?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064742 +0000" stop="20260612065853 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakup Curse - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Are Talking Angela and Talking Tom breaking up?! They don’t want to, but when a fortune cookie says that it’s about to happen, they need to find a way to fight their tragic fate!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065853 +0000" stop="20260612071005 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brave Sir Ginger - S05E21</title>
    <desc>A magical sword turns Talking Ginger into a gallant knight! But being a knight isn’t always easy, and soon Ginger finds himself facing a foe he doesn’t think he can beat...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071005 +0000" stop="20260612072127 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who is Billy? - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Has Talking Tom gone too far? He poses as a fake online person called “Billy” in order to spy on Roy Rakoon. But when Roy wants to find the real-life Billy, Tom’s humiliating secret isn’t safe anymore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072127 +0000" stop="20260612073245 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angela’s New Look - S05E23</title>
    <desc>A terrible accident has turned Talking Angela into a soccer ball! Will she be able to roll with this big change? Or will being a ball deflate her dreams forever?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073245 +0000" stop="20260612074346 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genius Test - S05E24</title>
    <desc>The smartest kid in school turns out to be… Talking Ginger??? After he takes an intelligence test that surprises everyone and proves he’s an absolute genius, Ginger has to adjust to his new, brainy life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074346 +0000" stop="20260612075458 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Tom - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom and Talking Ben’s new invention is a massive hit, and it looks like things are finally coming together for their company! As long as nothing goes awfully, horrifically, terribly wrong...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060702 +0000" stop="20260612064840 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hang Ten Barbeque - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A restaurant in Florida requests a tank that resembles a giant wave; a Las Vegas barbecue joint wants a cylindrical aquarium with a pig's head and feet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064840 +0000" stop="20260612073019 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Character Favorites - S07E07</title>
    <desc>The Acrylic Tank Manufacturing staff recalls their favorite tanks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062118 +0000" stop="20260612064540 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Personalities - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Latka begins exhibiting multiple personalities again: not only Vic Ferrari, but also a cowboy, and best of all, he becomes Alex! Elaine refers Latka to her psychiatrist, but meanwhile Latka is becoming even more "Alex"-like than Alex himself: he is a better cab driver and gives better advice to the gang. Alex decides he'd better sit in on a psychiatric session with Latka and Latka/Alex is about to reveal the answer to all of Alex's problems (somehow he has figured out the secret to Alex in the midst of subconsciously becoming him), when he becomes Latka again. This leaves Alex extremely frustrated and after Latka leaves, Alex sticks around to talk to the psychiatrist further.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064540 +0000" stop="20260612070954 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim Joins the Network - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While driving a television executive in his cab, Jim exhibits more psychic behavior by predicting TV ratings. Mitch, the executive, seeks Jim out the next day in hopes of getting more advice about TV programming that might save his job. Jim starts helping Mitch regularly and Mitch becomes a star at the network, but the gang soon convinces Jim (who isn't being compensated for this help) that he's being taken advantage of. Jim angrily confronts Mitch, who agrees to tell the network head honchos all about Jim and to get him a job, but Jim has a change of heart, saying he doesn't want to profit from his God-given gift as a psychic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070954 +0000" stop="20260612073430 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Louie's Fling - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Zena asks Louie to drive her friend Emily, who has just been dumped and is drugged, drunk, and upset, back to her apartment. While there, Emily comes on to Louie and he ends up cheating on Zena. Louie soon brags of his conquest, but Elaine gets so angry that she is about to tell Zena everything. Louie decides to tell Zena himself though, who understandably dumps him. Louie then shows up at Emily's apartment, but Emily is clearly regretting her indiscretion with Louie and is getting back with her boyfriend anyway, so she kicks him out quickly. Louie, back at the garage, is in tears because he is so upset at the turn of events. Alex, feeling sorry for Louie, gives him some sage advice on how to get Zena back. All of a sudden, Louie turns off the tears and Alex sees that he's been had and gets furious with himself. As Louie goes to talk to Zena (and presumably gets back together with her), he assures Alex that the tears were real.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073430 +0000" stop="20260612075900 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like Father, Like Son - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Alex's estranged father contacts Alex and reluctantly, Alex agrees to have lunch with him. At first, Alex lays into his father about having deserted his family, but eventually they start having a nice conversation. Alex's father, a real ladies' man, even sets him up with an attractive woman sitting at the table next to them at Mario's. When Alex leaves Mario's, Alex's father makes a date with the woman as well. Evidently, both men continue dating the woman, but when Alex learns that his father has double crossed him, he becomes furious and confronts his father. Ultimately, Alex's father lays on the charm enough with Alex that Alex forgives him and they are seen having dinner together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060158 +0000" stop="20260612062459 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stolen Lunches - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Milli, Geo and Bot are visiting their friend Jonathan at school when the TroubleMakers show up and swipe all the kids' lunchboxes! Team Umizoomi hops into UmiCar and the chase is on to get them back before lunchtime. The TroubleMakers have got quite an appetite, as they lead the Team in hot pursuit through booby-trapped avenues, down a winding river, and navigating through a giant grass maze. Can Team Umizoomi retrieve all eleven lunchboxes before the Troublemakers gobble them up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062459 +0000" stop="20260612064801 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meatball Madness - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Team Umizoomi is visiting Chef Mario's new restaurant, where everybody loves his special dish, spaghetti and meatballs. But the TroubleMakers arrive on the scene and stir up some trouble by taking the stop button from Chef Mario's prized meatball machine! Now the machine is going crazy and won't stop making meatballs! Meatballs by the millions tumble through the city and it's up to Milli, Geo and Bot to get that stop button back. The Team bounds over mountains of meatballs that are stopping traffic, filling up the school bus and even the swimming pool! It all leads to a dramatic showdown with the TroubleMakers at Umi Tower. Can the Team save Umi City from meatball madness?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064801 +0000" stop="20260612071103 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Umi Grand Prix - S04E09</title>
    <desc>It's a day at the races, and Team Umizoomi and UmiCar are competing in the Umi Grand Prix alongside their best friend, Shark Car! The race becomes a villainous all-star event when Team Umizoomi's past rivals turn out as fierce contenders. Dump Truck! Shape Bandit! Squiddy! The TroubleMakers! Can Team Umizoomi finish the race with Shape Bandit stealing bridges along the racecourse? Is the Team any match for Dump Truck's wet cement traps? Will the Team and Shark Car pull ahead of Squiddy and his seaweed launcher? And who knows what kind of mischief the TroubleMakers are brewing? It's a high-octane race to the finish in this action packed all-star special!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071103 +0000" stop="20260612073404 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gloopy Fly Home - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Team Umizoomi finds a little alien named Gloopy who crash-landed in Umi City. Gloopy wants to go home, but his spaceship is missing the star crystals that make it fly. The Team helps Gloopy find the missing crystals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073404 +0000" stop="20260612075704 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Madness! - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Milli, Geo and Bot chase the Troublemakers through the cinema when they steal all of the movie snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061609 +0000" stop="20260612064706 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>American football coach Ted Lasso is hired by a wealthy divorcée to coach the English soccer team AFC Richmond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064706 +0000" stop="20260612071629 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biscuits - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It’s Ted’s first day of coaching, and fans aren’t happy. He makes little headway but remains undeterred as the team plays its first match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071629 +0000" stop="20260612074655 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trent Crimm: The Independent - S01E03</title>
    <desc>To arrange an in-depth exposé, Rebecca pairs cynical journalist Trent Crimm with Ted for a day. Ted and Roy venture into the community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060848 +0000" stop="20260612065004 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bizarre New World - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Kail gives birth to her 4th child. Chelsea worries about her health amid Cole’s covid-19 scare. Briana and Devoin get into a fight about finances. Leah’s world is flipped upside down with all 3 kids at home. Jade calls Sean out for being unmotivated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065004 +0000" stop="20260612073118 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tongue-Tied - S10E15</title>
    <desc>Tensions erupt between Jade &amp; Sean at Kloie’s birthday dinner. Leah attempts virtual learning with all three girls. Kailyn navigates a medical issue with Creed. Briana tries to put aside her anger with Devoin for Nova’s birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061645 +0000" stop="20260612063947 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When Beast Boy's former team, The Doom Patrol, is in trouble, the Titans must embark on a daring mission to save them. Beast Boy explains that this can only mean one thing: the Doom Patrol's greatest foes are back. The Brotherhood of Evil has returned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063947 +0000" stop="20260612070243 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The Doom Patrol has been saved, but the sinister Brotherhood of Evil is still on the loose. It's just like old times for Beast Boy when he finds himself back on the team for one last mission - to stop the Brotherhood once and for all... no matter what the cost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070243 +0000" stop="20260612072533 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Brotherhood of Evil has begun its master plan to eliminate all of the young superheroes around the globe, starting with honorary Titans Wildebeest and Hotspot. This new threat brings Robin to Morocco. But with an unknown enemy, how can anyone know who to trust?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072533 +0000" stop="20260612074835 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Real - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Control Freak returns to Titan Tower with "The Ultimate Titans Challenge," a series of events designed specifically to challenge the Teen Titans. But what happens to Control Freak's big plan when he finds himself facing not the "real" Titans -- but the Titans East?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Employee of the Month: Redux - S04E20</title>
    <desc>The Titans battle a UFO that is snatching cows, while Beast Boy gets a job so he can save up for a moped.</desc>
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    <title>The Avogodo - S04E21</title>
    <desc>It's Cinco de Mayo and Robin learns that avocados are a super food that give you super powers.</desc>
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    <title>Orangins - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The Teen Titans each tell their slightly inaccurate origin story.</desc>
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    <title>Jinxed - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Robin ignores the rules for a game of jinx and ends up losing his voice.</desc>
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    <title>Brain Percentages - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Beast Boy starts using more than 10% of his brain in an effort to find the hidden images in a puzzle.</desc>
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    <title>BL4Z3 - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Titans become hackers to stop a gang of computer pirates.</desc>
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    <title>Hot Salad Water - S04E26</title>
    <desc>When drinking tea turns the other Titans English, it's up to Robin to save America from another British invasion brought by the Queen of England herself.</desc>
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    <title>The Day the Night Stopped Beginning to Shine and Became Dark Even Though It Was the Day - Chapter One: I Saw You Dance - S04E27</title>
    <desc>Cyborg becomes trapped in the alternate reality of Night Begins to Shine with a dragon who wants to steal the song for his own evil purposes.</desc>
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    <title>The Day the Night Stopped Beginning to Shine and Became Dark Even Though It Was the Day - Chapter Two: The Story in Your Eyes - S04E28</title>
    <desc>Without Cyborg, Beast Boy feels lost and sets out to find himself, but ends up meeting a music legend.</desc>
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    <title>The Day the Night Stopped Beginning to Shine and Became Dark Even Though It Was the Day - Chapter Three: Playing Hard to Get - S04E29</title>
    <desc>The Titans return to the alternate reality to save Cyborg but will they be able to defeat the dragon?</desc>
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    <title>Adventures in Turtle-Sitting - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Michaelangelo accidentally turns his brothers into five-year-olds with Donatello's "Food Rebibifier"(a machine that turns old and rotten food fresh again), while Shredder, Rocksteady, and Bebop steal weather balloons and helium tanks.</desc>
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    <title>Sword of Yurikawa - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A mystery ninja steals a powerful sword that belonged to his old ninja master in order to test the Turtles' ninja spirits.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Turtleoid - S06E06</title>
    <desc>A friend of the Turtles, Kerma, is hunted down by a destroyer because of a glitch in its sensors. The destroyer was supposed to hunt down a space pirate named Nerma, but the glitch made it come out 'Kerma'.</desc>
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    <title>Shreeka's Revenge - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A vain, galactic outlaw named Shreeka is after her power ring that Krang took from her. The problem is that April now has the ring.</desc>
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    <title>Within the Woods - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Narrowly escaping from the Shredder and the Kraang, the turtles, April, and Casey take shelter at April's family farmhouse upstate to recover and figure out how to stop the Kraang. The turtles deal with not having Splinter around and the possibility of Leo not making a full recovery, and a mysterious creature stalks the group.</desc>
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    <title>A Foot Too Big - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When the Turtles discover Bigfoot in the woods, Donnie befriends it and insists they protect it from a hunter.</desc>
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    <title>Buried Secrets - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When the guys discover a Kraang ship buried under April's house, they also uncover April's lost mother.</desc>
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    <title>The Croaking - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After getting in trouble for trashing the house, Michelangelo gets upset and flees. After meeting the Napoleon Bonafrog, a member of the Punk Frogs, he unknowingly joins them in a plan to capture the humans and take over the city.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When the Turtles are trapped in their dreams by creatures, April and Casey must figure out how to wake them up.</desc>
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    <title>Gunfight at Oaky's Corral - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ninestein enters an old-fashioned gun fight between one of Zelda's Cubes in the Arizona desert.</desc>
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    <title>Thunder Path - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Zelda gives Sram another chance to defeat the Terrahawks by sending him to hijack the Overlander, an automated vehicle that delivers vital supplies to Hawknest.</desc>
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    <title>From Here to Infinity - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An old space probe approaches Earth, but the Terrahawks worry because it was never meant to return.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Monster - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Terrahawks pick up a capsule in space containing only a strange vapour. However, it actually contains a gaseous monster that meddles with their minds.</desc>
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    <title>Red's Birthday - S02E10</title>
    <desc>It's Red's birthday and the roof collapses so Eric gets him some 2 x 4s to fix it. Bob and Midge take Red and Kitty out for dinner but they each bring a date and ditch them to do it in the car. Eric is mad at Donna for talking to Hyde about her parent's problems instead of talking to him.</desc>
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    <title>Laurie Moves Out - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Laurie moves out and Red is pissed off when he finds out she moved in with a guy instead of with a girlfriend like she told him. She then moves back in when the guy goes back to his wife. Jackie suspects Kelso of being unfaithful.</desc>
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    <title>Eric's Stash - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Eric's secret stash of money goes missing, and Hyde is the first and only suspect.  Hyde denies taking it, and everyone is shocked when the real culprit is revealed.  Fez and Kelso help Jackie prepare for a beauty pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Hunting - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Red and Bob take the guys deer hunting; Hyde chills out, Fez bags dinner using only a few primitive weapons, Kelso is a menace with his gun, and Red and Eric bond in the deer blind.  Meanwhile, Kitty and Midge have a girls' night with Donna, Jackie and Laurie, but with nothing to talk about, the end up playing poker.</desc>
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    <title>Little Auction Annie - S01E08</title>
    <desc>At an antique auction, Ann buys a box of junk with a baseball in it. A strange man follows her because he wants the baseball. It turns out that he is an ex-baseball player who wants the ball for sentimental reasons.</desc>
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    <title>Time for Arrest - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ann ends up in jail trying to help a fellow waitress when she serves two rival underworld groups and the place gets raided by the police.</desc>
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    <title>Break a Leg - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ann's friend Sandy, an actress who has just won a lead role in a Broadway play, visits Ann. Suddenly, Sandy gets sick, leaving Ann to play her role. Everyone thinks that Ann stole teh job from her, but Ann pays them no never mind as she enjoys her chance. Unfortunately the play closes after one performance.</desc>
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    <title>Octagram - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Clayman awakened as a true demon lord. The fight between Rimuru and the puppet master continues, but the difference in strength is very evident. The battle and its aftermath bring profound changes to the Ten Demon Lords.</desc>
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    <title>Demons and Strategies - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While Rimuru is at the Walpurgis banquet, Diablo goes to the kingdom of Farmus with Yômu and the prisoners in order to take control of the country. Threats, lies and manipulation... The demon will stop at nothing to achieve his ends.</desc>
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    <title>The Saint's Intentions - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Yuuki is saddened by the death of Clayman, and Luminus is saddened by the death of Roy. Steeped in sadness, and having lost their friends, they seek their next move against Rimuru, who has grown in power and become a true Demon Lord.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Peaceful Days - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Expecting visitors from all races to come calling after learning that Rimuru now controls the entire Great Forest of Jura, Rimuru decides to hold a festival to introduce himself and Tempest to the world, with the goal of attracting new citizens.</desc>
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    <title>There Goes the Bride - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Raven has a vision that Devon gives her a wedding ring, only for her hopes to be dashed when that ring actually belongs to his father and bride for an upcoming wedding and he is his father's best man. Even worse, Devon and his family are moving to Seattle right after the wedding. Having learned this, Raven tries to stop the wedding by impersonating the bride. Devon then stops Raven and they confess their love for each other and kiss one final time before the wedding. Meanwhile, Cory gives Victor and Tanya a motion-activated singing chicken named Clucky as their anniversary gift, which quickly becomes annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Radio Heads - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Eddie hosts a radio show at school, with Raven as a guest/co-host, Raven and Eddie clash over hosting duties. Things go terribly wrong when Raven makes Eddie mad, and he quits. Raven embarrasses herself on the radio show, and does not know how to operate the machines. In the end, Eddie forgives Raven, and she gives Eddie back his hosting duties.</desc>
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    <title>A Goat's Tale - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Eddie steals the opposing school's goat mascot, but Chelsea feels sorry for the goat, and "mothers" it. Meanwhile, Cory plays a video game against a girl in Hong Kong, Jing Yee. She seems to be a very skilled player, as she beat Cory with one ship left.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071335 +0000" stop="20260612073608 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He's Got the Power - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A comet flies over San Francisco, giving Eddie the same psychic powers as Raven, only that he can have a vision whenever he makes the vision face. Unfortunately, the popularity goes to his head, and then gets him into trouble when he falsely predicts a racehorse for an old friend to gamble on.</desc>
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    <title>Skunk'd - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Chelsea invites Raven on the Environmental Club's camping trip. Raven, not enjoying the outdoors, brings along portable gadgets and a luxurious tent. This leads to an argument between Raven and Chelsea, which makes Chelsea think that she and Raven shouldn't be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>With Nicola Murray and Peter Mannion on the back foot after the unravelling of the key worker housing sell-off policy, both government and opposition scramble for the moral high ground while the dirty floodwater of scandal laps around their toes. Several people are even calling for some sort of inquiry. Everyone wants to spin their own version of the story, by fair means or foul. But with more fingers being pointed, the scandal gets even bigger, threatening to implicate everybody. Meanwhile, in amongst it all, the department is trying to somehow launch the new Carers Pass.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The government, the opposition and the civil service all have a lot of questions to answer about the suicide of a nurse after his flat was sold off. They must now come before an inquiry into the scandal which has engulfed all corners of politics. Lord Goolding is reputedly a fair man, but he is not going to stand for any nonsense and neither is his team of expert inquisitors, so surely now the truth will come out. Unless someone lies, or creates a diversion of some kind, or simply pretends not to remember anything. Which they obviously would never do.</desc>
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    <title>Court in the Act - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Grim and Boyle enlist the help of Fowler and his officers to search the home of a suspected drug-dealer, and Goody finds the drugs in the kitchen. But the too-obvious location, Boyle's discretion and Grim's uncomfortableness lead Fowler to believe something is going on behind the arrest.</desc>
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    <title>Ism Ism Ism - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dawkins discovers circumstantial evidence of a domestically abused wife, Grim applies to join the Todgers, and Mayoress Christabel Wickham informs Fowler of the presence of an illegal immigrant in Gasforth. Fowler apparently solves the crimes, but soon realises that they seemed a little too easy.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fly on the Wall - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fowler receives a letter from the BBC, who then come and make a fly on the wall documentary about Gasforth Police Station. Unfortunately, Grim convinces the officers, sans Fowler, that they are all going to become international television stars, prompting them all to undergo many changes to look "nice for the telly" and end up making fools of themselves in front of the cameramen until a farmer enters the station with a gun.</desc>
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    <title>'90 - Spring - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's spring and Woody is in his element as a stay-at-home dad sharing the fun with Milky. Lol flourishes running the school kitchen, while Harvey and Gadget get baked all day.</desc>
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    <title>'90 - Summer - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's summer: the BBQs are out and the raves are on. While Lol, Woody and Milky revel in domestic bliss, the rest of the gang embark on a journey they will never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Away from the Sea - S17E21</title>
    <desc>Salty gets the feeling he is being replaced.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061602 +0000" stop="20260612062659 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishing - S17E22</title>
    <desc>Harvey is teased about his hook by Bill and Ben.</desc>
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    <title>The Afternoon Tea Express - S17E23</title>
    <desc>Stephen is collecting ingredients for afternoon tea.</desc>
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    <title>The Smelly Kipper - S17E24</title>
    <desc>Percy is teased by James for being scared of the dark.</desc>
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    <title>Old Reliable Edward - S18E01</title>
    <desc>The bigger engines tease Edward for being old and unreliable, especially Gordon. But when Gordon sees some red trousers blowing by the tracks, he mistakes them for a red danger flag and stops, ending up stuck on Gordon's Hill. Edward has to come and give him a push, but Gordon does not even say thank you, so Thomas and Edward decide to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065950 +0000" stop="20260612071046 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not So Slow Coaches - S18E02</title>
    <desc>Thomas likes to tease Annie and Clarabel who are always complaining to him about going too fast, but when Annie and Clarabel find themselves coupled to Caitlin by mistake, they get a taste of what going fast is really like.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Flatbeds of Fear - S18E03</title>
    <desc>A delivery of pipes is being unloaded at Brendam Docks. But when the engines start to hear spooky noises, Salty spins them a yarn and has them all convinced that it is the sound of the 'Flatbeds of Fear'. Emily insists that there must be a sensible explanation, until she hears the sound herself and gets frightened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072143 +0000" stop="20260612073240 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Diesels - S18E04</title>
    <desc>Paxton likes to be friends with everyone, diesels and steamies alike, but it is not easy to be friends with Diesel. Diesel gives Paxton a terrible fright when he makes him think that all the other diesels have disappeared.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073240 +0000" stop="20260612074337 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signals Crossed - S18E05</title>
    <desc>Toby is always nervous when he has to go through Knapford Junction with the big gantry signal over the track. One day Toby waits nervously for his signal to change, but it stays on red. He waits and waits, holding up other engines, but the signal does not change.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074337 +0000" stop="20260612075433 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad's Adventure - S18E06</title>
    <desc>Oliver is always telling his brake van Toad about his adventures and Toad longs to have an adventure of his own. So when the chance comes to work with James, Toad is very excited.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062033 +0000" stop="20260612064539 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chrissy's Cousin - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Chrissy's clumsy cousin Cindy moves into the apartment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064539 +0000" stop="20260612071046 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jack to the Rescue - S05E08</title>
    <desc>When Cindy loses her job, Jack gets it back by finding her boss in an uncompromising position.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071046 +0000" stop="20260612073553 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Not-So-Great Imposter - S05E09</title>
    <desc>To get a new job, Jack assumes the identity of a deadbeat chef who is targeted by several people done wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063623 +0000" stop="20260612071913 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Does Life Begin? - S04E02</title>
    <desc>We can all trace our lives back to a beginning. But what defines the beginning? Is it the moment when two cells unite? Or does something have to know it is alive before its life can begin?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061924 +0000" stop="20260612070951 +0000" channel="C1737.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Alligators - S01E23</title>
    <desc>At the request of two scientists with a business proposal, Mr. Blackmar heads deep into an alligator-infested swamp to learn about a revolutionary new drug. Derived from a rare plant that grows only in their part of the river, the two scientists' drug will eventually put an end to world hunger, thanks to its ability to enlarge animals many times their usual size.
Unfortunately, Culp, the scheming boatman responsible for transporting Blackmar to the laboratory, overhears the conversation meant only for the ears of its three participants. When a storm forces Culp and Blackmar to spend the night at the scientists' home, Culp seizes the opportunity to steal the drug while the others are asleep.
He clumsily spills some of it down the drain, not realizing the consequences until a giant alligator tips his boat the next morning. Though the thief has apparently been eaten, Blackmar makes it to shore with the help of one of his hosts, and the three men retreat into the basement laboratory.
They</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061738 +0000" stop="20260612063948 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inferno - S02E22</title>
    <desc>In London the Crystal Spire, the tallest building in the world, catches fire due to an electrical overload and the local firefighters are rendered helpless. Virgil and Alan are called to extinguish the flames and rescue everyone trapped inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063948 +0000" stop="20260612070153 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rigged for Disaster - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Lady Penelope, Parker and Kayo arrive on the scene of a massive semi-submersible ocean oil rig to decommission the polluting relic, but supervisor Malloy has other plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070153 +0000" stop="20260612072357 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyperspeed - S02E25</title>
    <desc>When the first run of an inventor's newly-constructed hyperloop begins to malfunction, Scott must try to find a way to slow down the fast-moving ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072357 +0000" stop="20260612074611 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brains vs Brawn - S02E26</title>
    <desc>When disaster strikes International Rescue answers the call! The Mechanic, having completed Project Sentinel, sets his sights on destroying The Hood. While International Rescue scramble to save their former foe, Brains goes on a dangerous mission to stop the Mechanic once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060352 +0000" stop="20260612061159 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When the dogs go to a new diner in hope of eating the good food served there, they find out that it opens the next day. Recalling the old saying "Time flys when you're having fun", they try to do fun things to pass the time in wait for the new restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061159 +0000" stop="20260612062006 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise and Fall of the Big Dog - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The dogs encounter a bum in front of the white house.  A fight ensues which results in the foreign ambassadors and Big Dog switching places.  While Big Dog is off attending a political party at the White House, Little Dog (who thinks the ambassador is Big Dog) tries to get his buddy to snap out of his 'amnesia'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062006 +0000" stop="20260612062812 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cookies, Ookies, Blookies - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The dogs want 'Fudgie Scout Cookies', but don't know how to go about getting them.  After close examination, the Little Dog comes to the conclusion that you need a door.  The dogs then find a house that is empty and has a door.  They then take on the challenge of both getting the girl to come to their door and then getting the door open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062812 +0000" stop="20260612063620 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cartoon Canines - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The dogs have enlisted in a military-esque boot camp that trains cartoon characters to become hardcore cartoons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063620 +0000" stop="20260612064425 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom Humor - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Big Dog awakes in the middle of the night to 'do business'.  When he finds a spot, Little Dog stops him. He then makes the point that this is their home, so they need to find a more suitable place.  They wind up in a indoor bathroom, where hilarity ensues</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064425 +0000" stop="20260612065233 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hobo Hounds - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Big Dog and Little Dog inject their own warped brand of humor into an old-fashioned, black and white, silent cartoon(with funny music, and everything), where they save a young girl from a villanous feline fella, and get into all kinds of wacky hijinks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065233 +0000" stop="20260612071458 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Jam - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Big Dog loses the can he's chewing on.  After following the path it rolled down, they find it's now trapped behind an automatic door.  After much thought, Little Dog concludes the door will not open for them because they're not wearing shoes.  So they then go out hunting for shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071458 +0000" stop="20260612073724 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Is Where Your Head Is - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While walking along, Big Dog sticks his head in a hole in a fence. Little Dog panics and starts to devise a way to get Big Dog's head unstuck, but nothing seems to work. When all seems hopeless, Little Dog decides to adapt to life without Big Dog, but finds it impossible to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073724 +0000" stop="20260612075950 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show and Tell - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It's show and tell at Kenny's school.  He originally planned to bring his father's bowling trophy, but it breaks before he even gets on the bus.  He then finds the two dogs and decides to bring them instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063316 +0000" stop="20260612073241 +0000" channel="C1847.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As the school gears up for the Love Is Love dance on Valentine's Day, disturbing phone calls keep Clay from getting in the spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062045 +0000" stop="20260612070430 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Protest Pants - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The city cuts public sector pensions, pitting the squad against their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070430 +0000" stop="20260612074825 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ben is drawn back home to Morin Heights when his father goes missing. Nick makes a deal with Martine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061334 +0000" stop="20260612063327 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's A Dead Dead Dead World - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn't; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063327 +0000" stop="20260612065322 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death, The Final Frontier - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065322 +0000" stop="20260612071429 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Will Kill You - S01E01</title>
    <desc>1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#208 Semi-cide" a man is run over by a semi and cut in half, "#422 Construction Accident" a man buried alive in three tons of sand, "#92 Fang Banged" a man who fell on a poisonous rattlesnake and was bit on the chest, "#832 Lesbocution" a woman who is electrocuted by walking barefoot into an electrified puddle, "#125 Love Bugged" a reptile and insect collector who was bit by a black widow spider, and "#640 Tumble Die" a hospital repairman is caught in a industrial strength dryer. It also looks at the case of a paramedic who survived after he was hit by a runaway car at the Dayton Speedway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071429 +0000" stop="20260612073536 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Lives, Easy Deaths - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.

Ways to Die: "Freeze Died" (#293), "Dive Bombed" (#713), "De-Coffinated" (#91), "Wet Dream" (#606), "Fur Burger" (#112)

Way to Live: Parachute Jumper Shayna Richardson</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073536 +0000" stop="20260612075643 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Over Easy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060750 +0000" stop="20260612064822 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Forest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the tragic events of the Night Room create an alternate reality in 2043, Cole risks his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064822 +0000" stop="20260612073129 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Keys - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Cole, Dr. Railly and Aaron strive to stop the virus from being deployed as a bio-weapon in Chechnya.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062751 +0000" stop="20260612070329 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can You Trust Your Senses? - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Go with your gut? Not always. The hosts learn how noses, eyes and even taste buds are impacted by context and external forces like music — and mimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070329 +0000" stop="20260612073610 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask a Human - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Time for the big questions, as chosen by the humans themselves. How common are heroes? Do names matter? Above all, what’s proper toilet etiquette?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061941 +0000" stop="20260612071746 +0000" channel="C1966.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Another terrorist attack raises the UK threat level to severe. Home secretary Julia Montague holds secret meetings with the director general of the security service, freezing out the police and her own minister of state for counter terrorism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060608 +0000" stop="20260612065629 +0000" channel="C1986.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell Me You Fucking Need Me - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Ian begins to regain some of his senses - and finds himself under a mandatory hold at the psych ward. Meanwhile, Sammi is forced to take drastic measures to teach Frank a lesson. Plus, Fiona makes a decision regarding her potential romantic futures with Jimmy and/or Gus, Lip learns that his tuition is short twelve grand, Carl seizes an opportunity to make Chuckie his slave, and after V moves out, Svetlana moves in with Kev in exchange for the performance of some odd 'wifely duties.'</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065629 +0000" stop="20260612074746 +0000" channel="C1986.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Carl - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Fiona is confused by the status of her relationship when Gus announces he's leaving to go on tour. Meanwhile, Carl is asked by his boss to run drugs to Indiana; Frank sees a way to get revenge on Sammi by using Chuckie as the mule and having him busted; and Lip, still in need of tuition money, convinces Kev to come to the dorms and sell drugs. Plus, as Ian refuses to accept his bipolar diagnosis, Debbie is tasked with minding his new meds</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064743 +0000" stop="20260612074804 +0000" channel="C2000.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Strike makes a breakthrough. Robin is offered a permanent job in HR but is reluctant to take it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062238 +0000" stop="20260612064706 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Onigumo's Memory Restored - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Muso tries to capture Kagome and Inuyasha must protect her.  But there is a new snag when Muso regains Onigumo's memories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064706 +0000" stop="20260612071133 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Sided Battle to the Death - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Naraku tries to absorb Muso back into his body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071133 +0000" stop="20260612073601 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Totosai's Rigid Training - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Inuyasha visits Totosai for some help on making Tesusaiga strong enough to destroy Naraku's barrier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061214 +0000" stop="20260612063556 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Knossos) A Man-Made Labyrinth - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bell shouldn’t get involved. But the young adventurer has already decided otherwise. Little does he know that he’ll help Fels discover a secret even Uranus doesn’t know.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063556 +0000" stop="20260612065938 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Dix Perdix) A Dream of Beasts - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Never underestimate the measures a fanatic will take to prove his worldview correct.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065938 +0000" stop="20260612072319 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Bell Cranel) The Fool - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Loki Familia are battle-hardened veterans used to fighting monsters. But this opponent is different...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072319 +0000" stop="20260612074700 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Stigma) Downfall - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Although Ikelos has been successfully scapegoated, public opinion turns on Bell. Helping the Xenos will now prove impossible — but Hermes’ intel might just change the tide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060153 +0000" stop="20260612062645 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Close Encounter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Shido is undergoing stage two of his training which is practical application upon real humans. First is his teacher who, with the assistance of Reine and Kotori, falls head over heels in obsessive love with him. Running away from her, he bumps into Origami. He uses her for practice but ends up unintentionally starting a relationship with her. A spacequake alarm occurs and the Princess Spirit is expected to appear at Raizen High School. With the students evacuated, Shido heads inside the demolished section of the school to confront the Princess. Shido makes a connection with the Princess and names her Tohka. The AST shows up and engages Tohka from long range with their rifles to drive Tohka out but Origami sees Tohka with Shido and assumes that Tohka is holding him hostage. Since Shido is now her boyfriend, enraged, Origami flies to engage Tohka in close combat. Tohka is lost during an explosion and Origami is taken away for minor hospitalization.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062645 +0000" stop="20260612065152 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Sky and the Sword - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Shido and Tohka are on their date being overseen and supported by the Fraxinus crew. Tohka mistakingly assumes that each variety of food she is consuming at first is a "date". Not accustomed to a crowd, when the couple enter the shopping area she assumes that humanity is launching an all out attack on her. Origami observes them from the shadows while Shido and Tohka go from a high priced restaurant to south of the station where they enter an improvised shopping area. Tohka is able to indulge in the foods present to her desire but notices that Shido doesn't seem to be having fun. They move on to an arcade that is dominated by crane games which Tohka mistakingly assumes is the "mecha team's" secret base. In the course of playing for a prize that has caught Tohka's eye, Tohka inadvertantly voices her bond with Shido.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065152 +0000" stop="20260612071535 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sullen Rain - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Shido meets Yoshino for the first time while running through a shrine on a rainy, ill-forecasted day. Believing her to be just a girl, he goes on about his way. At school, Tohka has made cookies and competes with Origami for Shido's attention. Arriving home, Shido learns that Tohka will be living in his house since he has sealed her powers. Kotori explains that it is also training as Shido still has to assist in sealing more spirits. Later, as a spacequake alarm goes off during school, Shido heads out to find it is Yoshino that is the cause. Tohka is left in the shelter while Shido goes out to meet Yoshino only to have Tohka follow him and witness the two accidentally having kissed. Tohka retrieves her powers from Shido but only to provoke Yoshino who attacks while leaving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071535 +0000" stop="20260612073919 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frozen Ground - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tohka is avoiding Shido due to her feelings about what happened between him and Yoshino. She talks with Reine and receives advice and clarity about what occurred. During this time, Shido helps Yoshino look for her puppet, Yoshinon. Yoshino gets hungry while searching so the two go to Shido's house to eat. It's revealed that Yoshinon is Yoshino's friend because he is strong, cool, bold, and is essentially a hero that is everything Yoshino wants to be. As Shido is getting close to Yoshino, Tohka barges is spouting an apology but misinterprets the situation. Yoshino teleports away, Tohka barges out again, but Shido learns that Yoshinon is at Origami's place. Origami forcibly makes progress between them when Shido comes over but as the conversation turns to Spirits, she gets notice of a mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062059 +0000" stop="20260612064403 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transfer - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Kira's plan to kill Near backfires and suspicions arise in the Japan Headquarters concerning Kira’s true identity in Light. Kira realizes he must hand off the Death Note once again and finds a new follower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064403 +0000" stop="20260612070707 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selection - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Teru Mikami has always had a sense of justice and brought it upon himself to distinguish between good and evil. Now a grown adult, Teru serves under Kira and uses his newly acquired powers to choose a Kira spokesperson to replace Demegawa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070707 +0000" stop="20260612073011 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scorn - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Near comes closer and closer to the truth about who is who. He lays traps for Kira as Kira does the same for Near, setting the stage for the mounting final battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073011 +0000" stop="20260612075315 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vigilance - S01E34</title>
    <desc>It is confirmed within the task force that Light is up to something in his meetings with Kiyomi. After exhaustive research, Near decides he can move into the final stages of his plan to expose and humiliate Kira.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060221 +0000" stop="20260612062704 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Return - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yuka informs Mayu of Kouta's past. Meanwhile, Lucy and Mariko find each other and face off in a fight. Now, Nana and Kurama have to find Mariko because Kurama needs to kill her...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062704 +0000" stop="20260612065216 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Passing Rain - S00E01</title>
    <desc>This episode was made after the original series. Events take place somewhere within the timespan of episode eleven.

Trying to fit in, Nana gets scolded and runs off. She meets Bantou and promises to bring him Nyuu. But when it begins to rain and Nyu hits her head, will Nana survive? Parts of Lucy’s past are revealed, including her connection with Kurama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065216 +0000" stop="20260612071729 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chance Encounter - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An unknown girl with invisible hands, or vectors, and telepathic powers escapes from a secret facility. The next day two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, find her. But she is different from before. She can only say one word, nyuu. Not knowing anything about her, the two cousins take her in. Kurama, the head scientist from th efacility where she escaped, has sent a merciless man, Bando, after her. With Bando tracking Nyuu, and Nyuu herself, will Kouta and Yuka be safe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071729 +0000" stop="20260612074241 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annihilation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After breaking Kouta’s seashell, Nyuu runs way. Kouta finds her later at the beach, but he isn’t the only one. Bando and Satou, two members of the SAT who are after Lucy, are there as well. With Lucy acting more like an animal than a murder, does she stand a chance against the cold-hearted Bando?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060431 +0000" stop="20260612062858 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tartaros Chapter, Finale - Where the Power of Life Lies - S06E39</title>
    <desc>In this epilogue to the Tartaros saga, the dragons reveal a tragic secret to Fairy Tail, while Natsu makes a vow to Igneel's fading soul. In the aftermath, Makarov dissolves the guild, several members set out on their own quests, and Zeref drops a shocking revelation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062858 +0000" stop="20260612065325 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fairy In Your Heart - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Natsu and Happy make a pilgrimage to Tenroujima, site of Mavis Vermillion's grave. This sets the stage for the origin story of Fairy Tail, with a six-year-old Mavis caught in the middle of a bloody war between two guilds on the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065325 +0000" stop="20260612071752 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Adventure Begins - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Mavis encounters treasure hunter Yuri Dreyar on Tenroujima and accepts his mind game challenge over the Tenrou Jade. This eventually leads to the beginning of a journey, but will Mavis's oldest and only friend Zera agree to go?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071752 +0000" stop="20260612074220 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Hunt - S07E03</title>
    <desc>As Mavis's journey by sea continues, she explores an ancient underwater temple in an effort to find treasure that will fund the near-broke Yuri and Warrod. However, she inadvertently sets off a trap that seals all three of them inside with a giant deadly fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062200 +0000" stop="20260612070946 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Summoning of Heroes - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Seeking the power of the Holy Grail, something that can make miracles occur, seven different mages summon seven Heroes, and fight until the last man remains--a battle of epic proportions, the Holy Grail War. In preparation for the war, various participants are chosen from all over the globe. Eight years ago in Einzbern Castle in Germany, a girl named Illyasviel is born. Her father, Emiya Kiritsugu, embraces her knowing he will be part of the battle, as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070946 +0000" stop="20260612073451 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fake First Shot - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kiritsugu and his daughter Ilyasviel stroll through the Einzbern woods. As Saber watches the happy parent and child, she ponders why Kiritsugu has not spoken to her since she was summoned. And in Fuyuki City, the battle ground where the Holy Grail War will be fought, the seventh and final hero is summoned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073451 +0000" stop="20260612075926 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuyuki City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All the servants have been summoned and now it is a game of spy vs spy. Who will be the first to take the initiative in Fuyuki City?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060103 +0000" stop="20260612062541 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fooly Cooly - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Naota Nanadaba is just an ordinary boy, with an ordinary life, with ordinary people around him, living in an ordinary town... or at least he wishes that were all true! Between his eccentric father and unconventional grandfather and putting up with the advances of his older brother's teenage ex-girlfriend Mamimi, Naota isn't leading a boring life at all! To make matters worse, a pink-haired, and apparently totally insane, girl named Haruko Haruhara shows up and turns Naota's life completely upside down!! What does Haruko want from Naota? And, why is he suddenly growing a large horn on his head?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062541 +0000" stop="20260612064910 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire Starter - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Naota tries to get his life back to normal, but that's easier said than done when Haruko and a TV-headed robot are living with him! Even worse, he's growing another horn!! 

Meanwhile, a string of fires have been occurring across town. Not coincidentally, Mamimi has become obsessed with the game "Fire Starter", as well as Naota's robot manservant, whom she calls Canti. What connection is there to the recent fires and the one that burned down the old elementary school years ago? And, why does Mamimi call her new pet, a little black kitten, "Ta-Kun", the same name she calls Naota?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064910 +0000" stop="20260612071236 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marquis de Carabas - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Naota's classmate, Eri Ninamori, is the perfect girl; she's emotionally calm, a rational thinker, and is very rich to boot. However, all is not well as she has problems of her own. Her father, the mayor of Mabase, is involved in both a sex scandal and a lawsuit with the Medical Mechanica Corporation. In addition, she has to convince Naota to take the title role he was chosen for in their class production of "Puss in Boots". She soon learns about Naota's "secret", his horns, which, this time, resemble cat ears. But, what levels will she stoop to get her way?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071236 +0000" stop="20260612073730 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Furi Kiri (Full Swing) - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Haruko helps an amateur baseball team beat Mabase's down-on-their-luck team, the Martians, in a game, Shigekuni retaliates by drafting Canti onto the Martians. Meanwhile, Haruko and Kamon are "fooling around", and Naota isn't sure whether to be disgraced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061429 +0000" stop="20260612063823 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Untainted Child - S01E29</title>
    <desc>As Ed and Al get ready to leave Yock Island, a strange boy wanders out of the forest. Suffering from amnesia, he can't remember how he got there. Amazingly, he is a gifted alchemist; not only can he perform alchemy, but, like Ed, he doesn't need a transmutation circle. He also has other amazing abilities, compelling Izumi to take the child in. Ed, however, is suspicious of the boy's sudden appearance, and doesn't believe he is as innocent as he appears to be.</desc>
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    <title>Assault on South Headquarters - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Under suspicion of being a Homunculus conspirator, the strange wild boy from Yock is taken into custody by Lt. Col. Archer. Enraged by the arrest, Izumi takes on the military with the full force of her alchemic powers. Meanwhile, Scar has been spotted in the Southern Slums by a retired military officer.</desc>
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    <title>Sin - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Izumi has successfully escaped with the boy, but to no avail--Envy had already told the child the truth about himself, and his personality is changing. With all her secrets exposed, Izumi makes plans to atone for her sins. Ed and Al rush to intervene before it's too late.</desc>
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    <title>Dante of the Deep Forest - S01E32</title>
    <desc>After battling Wrath, Izumi decides it's time Ed and Al meets with her old Master, Dante: the alchemist who taught her everything she knows, and who also knew Ed and Al's father, Hohenheim Elric. However, they are delayed yet again as Greed decides to take on the Elric Brothers.</desc>
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    <title>Beasts of Dublith - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While trying to find clues on how to return to their original bodies, Al gets captured by a group of chimeras led by the homunculus Greed, forcing Ed to go to his rescue. Meanwhile, Colonel Mustang gathers a group of colleagues to support him in preparation for his transfer to Central HQ.</desc>
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    <title>Those Who Lurk Underground - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The battle against Greed and his group continues, with the state military and Führer King Bradley himself now joining in. As Ed and Al begin to wonder about Bradley's true motive for getting involved, Greed is taken to the homunculus' secret underground lair so his fate can be decided.</desc>
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    <title>Envoy from the East - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Scar and Yoki gain a new companion in the form of a young girl from Xing named Mei Chan, who displays her country's unique form of alchemy. Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye recruits an unlikely new ally for Colonel Roy Mustang, whilst Edward and Alphonse return to Rush Valley to get Edward's automail arm, but the brothers encounter Ling Yao from Xing, and his two dangerous bodyguards.</desc>
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    <title>Footsteps of a Comrade-in-Arms - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Ed, Al and Winry arrive in Central to continue their research, and discover the truth about what happened to Lt. Colonel Hughes. Meanwhile, as Colonel Mustang continues to search for clues regarding Hughes' murderer, Second Lieutenant Maria Ross is accused of committing the crime.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Go, This Is the Final Battle - S01E23</title>
    <desc>One week after preventing the moon's collision the Great Gurren Brigade have a conference to discuss what actions they must take, to ensure humanity's survival. Meanwhile, the depressed Rossiu returns to his old underground village, to think things through. That is when he ends up meeting the old village chief.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Never Forget This Minute, This Second - S01E24</title>
    <desc>In order to save the woman Simon loves and the Earth in which his friends resides; the "Super Galactic Great Gurren" was launched, with the Great Gurren Brigade onboard. Guided by Simon and Nia's feelings for each other, the Great Gurren Brigade break through dimensions in search for the Anti-Spirals' homeworld. What can they expect once they arrive to this unknown world?</desc>
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    <title>I Accept Your Last Wish - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Having just lost so many comrades to protect the "Super Galactic Great Gurren", they now find themselves trapped in an ocean of despair. The Great Gurren Brigade struggles to escape from the Death Spiral Field created by the Anti-Spirals, without success. Leeron and the Lord Genome system work together to come up with a way out but who will volunteer for this recklessly suicidal plan?</desc>
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    <title>Let's Go, Buddy - S01E26</title>
    <desc>With the sacrifice of one of their important comrades, the Super Galactic Great Gurren is finally able to transform into the "Super Galactic Great Gurren Lagann". Now they stand a fighting chance against the Anti-Spirals. However the enemy then creates an "Alternate Space Labyrinth", to use their own memories and desires against them but an old friend appears to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Showdown Begins! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The time for the start of the Rating Game arrives, and the contestants are transported to a battlefield in an alternate dimension. While Asia and Rias remain at their base, Issei and Koneko face the opposition, and Issei reveals his new signature move.</desc>
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    <title>The Acclaimed Battle Continues! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Rating Game continue where Rias's Queen is defeat. Issei's Boosted Gear with the help of Kiba's power take out the rest of Raiser's pieces. Rias forfeited to save Issei from Raiser.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Here to Keep My Promise! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Issei wakes up to find that the battle is over, and he has lost. Rias and the others are at a party in honor of her engagement to Riser, but with some help from Grayfia and Asia, Issei decides to crash it, rescue Rias, and bring her home with him!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073233 +0000" stop="20260612075926 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Disquieting Premonition! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Issei is back with Rias and Asia living in his house, and Kiba starts acting weird when he sees a picture of a holy sword at Issei's house.</desc>
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    <title>DEAD Night &amp; the DEAD Ruck - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Takashi sets out to rescue a little girl but is quickly surrounded by the living dead.</desc>
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    <title>The DEAD Way Home - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After crossing the river, the group attempts to find their families.</desc>
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    <title>The Sword and DEAD - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Saeko and Takashi find a new vehicle to evade the horde of undead in between them and Saya's home.</desc>
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    <title>Two Months X Rest X With Nen Restrict Nen - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Gon is finally healed as he and Killua continue working on their Nen. Kurapika is shown looking for work, and being turned down. The girl who would hire him tells him if he can't see something invisible in the room, then he's not ready for a job. Leorio is shown studying medicine and looking at a picture of him and the other examinees. Hisoka begins a match with Kastro.</desc>
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    <title>Bungee X Punch X One Round Match - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Gon and Killua learn their types of Hatsu; Gon is an Enhancer and Killua is a Transmuter. Gon fights Hisoka, and while over-matched, gets a punch in and gives back the number badge that Hisoka gave him during the exam. After that, Hisoka fights with his full power.</desc>
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    <title>Hisoka's Love X Fight X Gon's Real Strength - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Gon and Hisoka continue their fight. Hisoka has attached his "Bungee Gum" to Gon's face and can pull him in to punch him. The referee awards points fast, leading to the quick win for Hisoka. At the end Hisoka is shown to have some connection with Phantom Troupe; he has a spider tattoo on his back that he can remove. Machi tells them her boss won't be pleased if he doesn't make it to Phantom Troupe meeting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072403 +0000" stop="20260612074749 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Talent X Distraught X Nature of Killing - S01E43</title>
    <desc>After Gon's match, Killua decides that he will compete as well, eager to test his own strength. Gido, Sadaro, and Riehlvelt kidnap Zushi to bribe Killua into forfeiting his matches with the three of them, so they can get easy wins. However, Killua makes sure that they will fight honestly and don't cheat. Sadaro withdraws due to his fear of Killua, who he says, "lived in the darkest corners of the world."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061303 +0000" stop="20260612063759 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The FR Killer - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Takumi has managed to arrange a double date with Natsuki, Itsuki, and Natsuki's friend. Iketani invites Takumi to drive his S-13, but this time he’s going to try to stay awake the whole time. Then the NightKids arrive with Shingo leading the pack, issuing the Eight-Six a challenge next Saturday night for a gum-tape death match!</desc>
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    <title>First Date - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Itsuki is in love with Natsuki’s friend, and tries to set up another date with her. Word is spreading fast of the upcoming gum-tape match, yet Takumi hasn't agreed to competing in one. Much to his disappointment, Shingo intends to make the Eight-Six come out by force.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070255 +0000" stop="20260612072752 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evolving Drift - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Takumi has no plans in running away from Shingo’s provoked challenge. When he discovers the suicidal consequences of having a gum-tape death match with the addition of Shingo’s dangerous driving, Takumi might just have added too much pressure on himself.</desc>
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    <title>Takumi's Fury! - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the gum-tape deathmatch, Shingo’s reckless driving makes Takumi angry after a near collision with Shingo. His face and driving fills with anger as he attacks with nothing but the thought of wining in his mind, doing speeds and maneuvers that are just pure dangerous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062107 +0000" stop="20260612064325 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Junketsu - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Having kept her end of the bargain, Ryuko demands answers from her homeroom teacher, Aikuro Mikisugi, and learns the secret behind the power of Senketsu and the Goku Uniforms. Meanwhile, Satsuki Kiryuin returns home to claim a power of her own.</desc>
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    <title>Dawn of a Miserable Morning - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While Senketsu is laundered, Ryuko is faced with "No-Late Day", a school event where students must navigate a trap-filled obstacle course and reach school on time, or else they will be expelled. She and Mako make their way across the perilous course, along with an injured girl named Maiko Ogure, while Mako's family attempt to deliver Senketsu to Ryuko. After hijacking an armored bus, the girls manage to make it to the school grounds with 15 minutes left. However, Maiko is revealed to be a member of the disciplinary committee, who steals Senketsu and puts it on herself in a bid to overthrow Satsuki. However, she is immobilized by the freshly washed Senketsu's starchiness, allowing Ryuko to retrieve him. With five minutes remaining, Maiko sets off one more trap to send Ryuko and Mako back to the start of the course. They two fortunately reach class on time using an express cable car, while Maiko is expelled for her treachery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070543 +0000" stop="20260612072801 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trigger - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious sniper named Tsumugu Kinagase attempts to assassinate Ryuko, but is interrupted by the gardening club, who he manages to defeat. After dealing with the biology club, Ryuko is attacked by Tsumugu, who pins her down and attempts to force her to strip, but is forced to retreat when he is interrupted by Aikuro. As Aikuro and Tsumugu talk later that night, Tsumugu explains that the Kamui could prove a great threat if left alone. The next day, Ryuko confronts Tsumugu, who attacks her with needles that drain power from Goku Uniforms and Kamui, whilst they both come under attack by the gardening, rakugo and hyakunin-isshu clubs. With the clubs wiped out and Ryuko backed into a corner, Senketsu gives himself up to protect Ryuko, but Mako stands up to Tsumugu and returns Senketsu to Ryuko. As Tsumugu comes to understand the bond between Ryuko and Senketsu, they are confronted by one of the four elites, Nonon Jakuzure, but manage to escape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072801 +0000" stop="20260612075019 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Toy With Me on a Whim - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After learning of his connection with Tsumugu, Ryuko tries to press Aikuro for more information, but does not get much outside of his organization's name, Nudist Beach. Meanwhile, another of the Elite Four, Uzu Sanageyama, gets permission from Satsuki to fight against Ryuko himself. The next day, Uzu challenges Ryuko, facing against her in his Three-Star Goku Uniform, Blade Regalia. He has the advantage due to his fast eyesight reading all of Ryuko's moves, but Ryuko overcomes this by using a part of her uniform to block Uzu's vision, allowing her to defeat him and destroy his uniform. Not wanting to give up, Uzu undergoes a drastic operation to sew his eyes shut, and challenges Ryuko again, this time using his other senses to predict her moves and completely overwhelm her. However, before Uzu can deliver the final blow, his Goku Uniform overheats due to him being more powerful than it can handle, giving Ryuko the opportunity to escape.</desc>
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    <title>Isaac and Iselus - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Isaac and the Black Sword Knights are responsible for training the Maihama army. While he's in Maihama Isaac gets to know the new crown prince of Maihama, a young boy named Iselus. Iselus respect looks up to Isaac and respects him.
At a party for the crown prince's birthday, assassin's make an attempt on his life.</desc>
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    <title>Sleep of the Eternal Moth - S02E24</title>
    <desc>At moonrise, the player cities of Akihabara, Susukino and Minami are all simultaneously attacked by swarms of Eternal Moth monsters, whose scales rain down and knock people into a state of sleep by draining their magic points. The Brigade of the West Wind soon discover the moths' nest located in a new raid zone in the Shibuya broadcast building and the Round Table postulate that the monsters had been drawn to the broadcasting antenna from the Moon. Filled with uncertainty, Shiroe decides to put together a raiding party and makes the difficult choice of destroying the antenna. The raiding party then fights their way through Shibuya and manage to enter the raid zone in the broadcast building. However Shiroe's uncertainty hinders his strategic insight and allows the sheer volume of monsters to overwhelm the party from all angles, forcing them to make a hasty retreat.</desc>
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    <title>The Pioneers - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Shibuya raiding party begins another assault on the Calling Fortress and manage to break through to the roof where they encounter the raid boss: Taliktan, the Genius of Summoning. After failing to establish communication with the monster, it summons swarms of moths which engulf Shibuya and the other player cities. This puts a severe strain on the antenna and Shiroe has the party take the battle into the concert hall below. Despite inflicting a great amount of damage to Taliktan, they are still pummeled by its powerful field attacks. However Shiroe's Full-Control Encounter raises the stakes and gives the party a significant advantage in pushing Taliktan to the edge and ultimately their victory. In the aftermath, Regan sets up the radio equipment and much everyone's surprise, Shiroe makes contact with Kanami in the Chinese server. She then tasks him with seeking a way to allow transit between the real and Elder Tale worlds and relieves the Shibuya party about Krusty's whereabouts. Meanwhile, Nureha and Plant Hwyaden decide to establish relations with Eastal and the Round Table to combat the common Genius threat. Finally, Log Horizon makes plans to celebrate their victory and with the dawn over the horizon, Shiroe and Akatsuki praise each other.
In the epilogue, Log Horizon holds a victory party and Regan skips out on his task with repairing the radio equipment to join the festivities.</desc>
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    <title>Rayneshia's Marriage - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Princess Rayneshia has resided in Akiba for a while now, getting along with the people in town. One day, she receives a visit from her mother Sarariya and is told that she will be engaged soon to the head of a powerful noble family.</desc>
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    <title>The Heritage - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Wily Kit and Kat, exploring New Thundera, stumble upon an Orb of Gold, and pick it up thinking that it is apart of their Heritage. Possessed by the power of the Golden Sphere of City, the ThunderKittens get greedy, and let the power of the orb overcome them. Mumm-Ra manages to get a hold of the orb, and his powers get four times more powerful. He gets so powerful, he destroys the Sword of Omens. Jar, the scrap metal collector reforges it for Lion-O. He gets so powerful that he challenges the power of the ancient spirits of evil. They lock him out of his pyramid until he surrenders the Orb to them. The spirits of evil let him back in, but destroy the Golden Sphere of City.</desc>
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    <title>Screwloose - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jaguara cannot work New Thundera’s Gyro on her own. The Thundercats order a robot to aid her in running the Gyro. Screw Loose, a robot who specializes in Gyro’s, comes to New Thundera. Mumm-Ra manages to mess up Screw Looses brain so he becomes destructive instead of helpful. The Thundercats must help Jagara get Screw Loose under control, before the entire planet is destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>Malcar - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Mumm-Ra summons Malcar, an ancient alchemist, to return from the dead. The alchemist returns old and weak, as he was when he died. Mumm-Ra takes him to the forest of youth to restore his youth and power. Malcar regains his powers, and uses them against the Thundercats. He transforms all the Thunderillium on the planet into Thundrainium.</desc>
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    <title>Helpless Laughter - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A convergence of the Moons of Plun-Darr causes a drought on Thundera. Panthro and Snarf go looking for water, then Ezuka, the flying Serpent of Dreary Canal wanting to get water itself, attacks Panthro and Snarf and causes them to fall into the Swamp of the Laughing Lilypads, making them laugh out of control. Ezuka attacks the Lair, still looking for water. Lion-O uses the Sword to make some rain, then he and Ben-Gali use the Thunderstrike to melt some ice, but Mumm-Ra comes along and causes a flood. Lion-O calls for the others, which also free Panthro and Snarf from the laughter and they use some of the Swamps water to cause Mumm-Ra to laugh uncontrolably, and he falls in the flood waters and is washed away.</desc>
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    <title>Cracker's Revenge - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Capt. Cracker and his mechanical parrot Polly land on Way-Out Back and free the Lunatacs and put Bragg and Crownan in one of the train's cages. They plan to go to Third Earth to attack it since most of the Thundercats are no longer on Third Earth. Meanwhile the ThunderCats have learned Cracker escaped and Snarfer and Mandora go to catch him. Bragg has Crownan ride a fire exstiquisher, so he can get into space and get help. Mandora finds him, and the three of them go to Third Earth. Mandora fights with Cracker and the Lunatacs, but is beaten and she and Snarfer are tied to her cycle and sent towards a mountain. Lion-O, Panthro, and Cheetara arrive and Lion-O saves Mandora and the others. Meanwhile Cracker and the Lunatacs go to attack Cats Lair, only occupied by Pumyra, but Lion-O uses the Eye's signal to cause the drawbridge to tilt, sending Cracker and the Lunatacs into the moat. The Lunatacs are exiled again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061613 +0000" stop="20260612064147 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants in Pants! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Betty, Queen of the Ants, leads the ants of the City in revolt - it loses its major defender when the Tick is thoroughly creeped out and checks himself into Captain Sanity's Superhero Sanitarium. Betty and her minions capture the other heroes and lock them up in a giant People Farm, then collect enough glass to build a giant magnifying glass and use sunlight to fry them. Fortunately the Tick regains his (normal) sanity in the nick of time and saves the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064147 +0000" stop="20260612071121 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick Loves Santa! - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A small-time bank robber in a stolen Santa Claus costume is chased into an electric billboard, gaining miraculous powers. He becomes Multiple Santa, a villain able to create electric clones of himself. The Tick, Arthur, and their superhero friends are called upon to rid The City of this Christmas menace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071121 +0000" stop="20260612073240 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tick vs. the Big Nothing - S02E11</title>
    <desc>An alien race called the ""Whats"" kidnap the Tick and Arthur to attempt to thwart their nemesis' the ""Heys"" from destroying the universe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073240 +0000" stop="20260612075357 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tick vs. Reno, Nevada - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Reno entertainers Soren and Frederica lose their prized animal, a trained dolphin, they call upon Arthur (they know his parents), and he and the Tick come to their aid. Little do they know that the dolphin, The Fin, plans to rule the world with his newly-invented Fish Magnet, with which he plans to bury the city in fish. The Tick must cope with his newfound weakness - gambling addiction - but manages to overcome it and beat The Fin by holding his breath longer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063914 +0000" stop="20260612072349 +0000" channel="C2299.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stark Raving Mad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tim vows to stand his ground. Jeff goes to bat for Joe, but one last stunning claim from a familiar face turns the story on its head yet again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060629 +0000" stop="20260612062801 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garage Band - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie doesn't realize that Joy knows what he's doing when he tells her a lie about practicing with his band.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062801 +0000" stop="20260612064907 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Mother or Your Wife - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jeff gets in trouble when his mother comes to visit and he takes her side over Steph's.  Jeff goes to Joy and Eddie for advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064907 +0000" stop="20260612071039 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Getaway - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Steph and Jeff convince Eddie and Joy to join them for a getaway in the mountains, but when Steph tells Jeff she had an erotic dream about Eddie, their vacation is anything but relaxing for the Woodcocks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071039 +0000" stop="20260612073146 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Sex - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After an injury Eddie is sure that he's going to die. With that fear Eddie and Joy rekindle the romance.  Eddie decides to take advantage of the situation when he finds out he's fine, by not telling Joy the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073146 +0000" stop="20260612075249 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Toaster - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Joy and Eddie have a disagreement over whether or not you save electricity by unplugging the toaster. Eddie is determined to prove Joy wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061040 +0000" stop="20260612062138 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dolls - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Baseball Man is forced to take action after noticing odd behavior from one of Chip's dolls during his date with Cindy. Dr. Steve Brule teaches some self-defense. A large man sings a song about sitting on you.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062138 +0000" stop="20260612063305 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coma - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tim's birthday is coming up and Eric can't wait, so he takes Wait Mate pills. The problem is, he takes too many and loses his memory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063305 +0000" stop="20260612064442 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forest - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tim's life is saved by the Snuggler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064442 +0000" stop="20260612065553 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A tape that Carol made for Mr. Henderson is revealed, and her worst fear is realized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065553 +0000" stop="20260612070741 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Tim recieves a robin from Eric. A dad and his father spend a silent moment in the hallway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070741 +0000" stop="20260612071854 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Innernette - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Innernette comes with 103 websites and virus protection! Get your Pussy Doodle and have your cat paint you a picture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071854 +0000" stop="20260612073036 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pepperoni - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Bread Heads try to get to a Bread Harrity concert. The Mayor and Roy Teppert have a disagreement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073036 +0000" stop="20260612074137 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Embarrassed - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Tim gets embarrassed when Eric shows a naked baby picture of him. Steve Brule gets drunk while doing a report on wine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074137 +0000" stop="20260612075312 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tim returns from the dead with a special gift.

This is part of the 30 episodes ordered for season 2, but is considered to be in season 3. The 30 episodes ordered for season 2 were advertised as seasons 2, 3, and 4, each consisting of 10 episodes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061011 +0000" stop="20260612062126 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squat - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Forrest takes a gym up on their offer for a free workout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062126 +0000" stop="20260612064255 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butter - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Belle and Bonnie, owners of the Butter Barn, fall for the charm of an eccentric billionaire and lose their prized boy, Mongo in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064255 +0000" stop="20260612065417 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hole - S01E01</title>
    <desc>New to the neighborhood IT guy Dennis Murphy and family clash with the next door's Fish-obssessed, bully Brenner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065417 +0000" stop="20260612070538 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dr. Stork draws attention with his successful toe clipping practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070538 +0000" stop="20260612071655 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom Boys - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys live in a public bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071655 +0000" stop="20260612072811 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Boy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Scotty peddles his latest DVD.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072811 +0000" stop="20260612073928 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roommates - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Franklin Bing gets a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073928 +0000" stop="20260612075022 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Endorsement - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jason endorses Strussel watches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060226 +0000" stop="20260612062502 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whiff - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Timon &amp; Pumbaa try to hit a golf ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062502 +0000" stop="20260612064742 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Be Bee Or Not To Be Bee - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Timon &amp; Pumbaa get caught by bees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064742 +0000" stop="20260612071021 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck Be a Meerkat - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Timon finds Pumbaa's lucky marble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071021 +0000" stop="20260612073259 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just When You'd Thought You'd Cuisine It All - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Timon and Pumbaa try to learn to cook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073259 +0000" stop="20260612075537 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonade Stand Off - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Timon and Pumbaa decide to start a lemonade stand. Then decide to go their separate ways and each start their own stand. And spend all of their time trying to keep the other from sabotashing their stand. It turns out their Lemonade is terrible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060056 +0000" stop="20260612062242 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Asked for It Again - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Buster and Babs put together another viewer request show, and an ant keeps pestering them about showing an ant cartoon. Buster's Guide to Goofing Off: Buster gives us steps on how to goof off when there's work to be done. He learns it the hard way when he does his project at the last minute, and blows up the science fair gallery. Buster wins a prize for the first project needed to be done over and the gang is mad at him for ruining their projects with his volcano.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062242 +0000" stop="20260612064430 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave Tales of Real Rabbits - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Babs hosts a humorous parody of the famous ""Masterpiece Theatre"" when she tells of the famous rabbits in history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064430 +0000" stop="20260612070616 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Sweetie It Is - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Buster and Babs get ready to host another show, until Sweetie tells them that she wants an episode of her own too. Egged-On Eagle: The stork brings the American Bald Eagle an egg, but the Bald Eagle is not married and has to deal with being a single parent. The egg hatches, out pops Sweetie, and they instantly clash on their methods of doing things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070616 +0000" stop="20260612072800 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Character Day - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Buster and Babs are casting new characters for Tiny Toon Adventures. The Roches: A band of singing roaches, The Roches, play a successful show in Hamton's house. Hamton hates bugs and tries to kill them, but Maggie stands up for herself and confronts him about the evils of bug prejudice. Hamton then changes his mind about killing bugs and wants to join the band, and they get scared away!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072800 +0000" stop="20260612074945 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here's Hamton - S01E62</title>
    <desc>It's all about Hamton today. These introductions are inspired by the classic Tv shows That Girl, The Fugitive, and The Dick Van Dyke Show, complete with ottoman trips. Milk, It Makes a Body Spout: Buster and Plukcy try to prove who is the funniest when they try to make Hamton laugh. Hamton was busy thinking of a math problem, and makes Plucky and Buster laugh when he trips.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062837 +0000" stop="20260612071650 +0000" channel="C2305.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S03E08</title>
    <desc>As an emboldened Crane looks to filter his poison through Gotham’s water system, Starfire - still plagued by visions - enlists Blackfire and Superboy’s help, and Gar finally tracks down Jason.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060906 +0000" stop="20260612065202 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inshallah - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jack and Greer fear Suleiman's next attack could be on U.S. soil. They must figure out how to stop him or risk enormous costs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065202 +0000" stop="20260612075018 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cargo - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jack Ryan searches for the truth behind Venezuela's transactions with various World Powers. James Greer, about to get sidelined from his new post in Russia, joins Jack in Venezuela and the two find themselves in the midst of a Venezuelan leader's re-elections effort.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062213 +0000" stop="20260612070613 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Cars - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The hosts buy each other what they think is the worst car in the country and set themselves a challenge--whoever can make the car they've been given coolest and sell for most money at an auction at the end of the journey wins. Tanner travels to England to find out just how fast a brand new supercar--with no official top speed--can go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070613 +0000" stop="20260612075011 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Cars - S03E01</title>
    <desc>It's the battle of the big 3 as the guys compete over which is the best new police car to replace the Crown Vic, in a series of madcap challenges around Detroit, Michigan. The winner gets to race the fastest Police Car in the country -- the Corvette ZO6 -- in an action film style chase through the Long Beach docks as he tries to catch a "perp" riding the ultimate escape vehicle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064922 +0000" stop="20260612071813 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>19th May 1983 - S20E20</title>
    <desc>Presenters: Simon Bates &amp; Gary Davies

Playlist:
(27) D Train – Music
(3) New Edition – Candy Girl (video)
(34) David Grant – Stop &amp; Go
(10) Blancmange – Blind Vision (video)
(5) The Beat – Can’t Get Used To Losing You
(12) Wham! – Bad Boys (video)
(38) JoBoxers – Just Got Lucky
(20) Yazoo – Nobody’s Diary
(7) The Fun Boy Three – Our Lips Are Sealed
(1) Spandau Ballet – True (video/credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071813 +0000" stop="20260612074802 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>21st May 1987 - S24E21</title>
    <desc>Presenters: Simon Bates &amp; Peter Powell

Playlist:
(6) Marillion – Incommunicado
(14) Wet Wet Wet – Wishing I Was Lucky
(11) Cameo – Back &amp; Forth
(10) Whitney Houston – I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)
(1) Starship – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now (video)
(9) Fleetwood Mac – Big Love (video/credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064313 +0000" stop="20260612072652 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shakedown - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The competition shakes up literally, as the final six marksmen are forced to shoot from unstable platforms. Season One winner, Iain Harrison, returns to lend a steady hand. Meanwhile, tensions among the final competitors come to a head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064337 +0000" stop="20260612073126 +0000" channel="C2311.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Captain Jack Harkness and his team must stop a sex-addicted alien as it leaves a trail of gruesome deaths in its wake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061656 +0000" stop="20260612063823 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bryan Silva (Gratata) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>A couple gets handsy at their local McDonald's, Daniel hangs out with Bryan Silva on his yachtata, and Tosh.0's male fans send in nude photos of themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063823 +0000" stop="20260612065951 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Trainer - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Daniel offers up some life hacks, enjoys the last barbecue of the summer season and gives Brooklyn's baddest dog expert a web redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065951 +0000" stop="20260612072119 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumped By Sweetheart - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Daniel turns himself into a human tornado, a brokenhearted teenager gets catfished, and an unexpected threesome participant talks about how it went.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072119 +0000" stop="20260612074315 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weightlifting - S06E21</title>
    <desc>The world’s worst weightlifters get a Web Redemption, Daniel plays a round of Is It Racist?, and Tosh.0 fans destroy their property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065702 +0000" stop="20260612075613 +0000" channel="C2313.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus Driver - S04E04</title>
    <desc>London bus driver Josh returns to the chaotic streets of Manila in the Phillipines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061557 +0000" stop="20260612063906 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If You Love Something, Set It Free - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Bubbles befriends a dope-addicted mountain lion that has been eating weed from the Boys' marijuana fields..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063906 +0000" stop="20260612070212 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Propane, Propane - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Boys are finally ready to harvest and sell their dope. Barb proposes to Ricky. Mr. Lahey goes off the deep end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070212 +0000" stop="20260612072519 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Working Man - S04E08</title>
    <desc>The Trailer Park Boys race to harvest their dope field while Jim Lahey slowly goes crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072519 +0000" stop="20260612074825 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Peace a Chance - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The boys get out of jail only to find that Cory and Trevor messed up again; they don't own the park after all. Ray is hooked on VLTs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060042 +0000" stop="20260612062258 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gambler - S02E31</title>
    <desc>With the others rendered powerless, Smokescreen has to enter the gambling world to get the Energon needed to revive them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062258 +0000" stop="20260612064517 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Search for Alpha Trion - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Elita-1, leader of a group of female Autobots causing trouble for the Decepticons, is captured and used as bait to lure Optimus Prime into a deadly trap. However, Elita-1's strange time manipulation technique saves him, but leaves her close to death. Her only chance for survival lies in Alpha Trion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064517 +0000" stop="20260612070737 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auto-Bop - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Innocent people fall under Megatron's control through music being played at a club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070737 +0000" stop="20260612072957 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prime Target - S02E34</title>
    <desc>A hunter sets his sights on Optimus Prime and uses several captured Autobots to force him into a confrontation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072957 +0000" stop="20260612075219 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Loved Powerglide - S02E35</title>
    <desc>The Decepticons are trying to learn the secret surrounding a man's invention and go after his teenage daughter. Powerglide intervenes to rescue her, but this causes her to fall in love with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060409 +0000" stop="20260612062516 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisscross - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Airachnid plots her revenge against Arcee and Jack by negotiating with Silas and M.E.C.H.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062516 +0000" stop="20260612064624 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metal Attraction - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Autobots try to claim a magnetic weapon before the Decepticons get to it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064624 +0000" stop="20260612070731 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock Bottom - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The Autobots, with Jack and Miko, fall victim to an Energon mine cave-in and find themselves trapped with Starscream and Megatron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070731 +0000" stop="20260612072840 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Partners - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The team is surprised to learn that Starscream wants to become an Autobot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072840 +0000" stop="20260612075049 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.M.I. - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Decepticons hunt Bulkhead down when he gains possession of the secret formula for synthetic Energon. Unfortunately, the data inside his head is slowly erasing portions of his brain. Unless the Autobots can come up with a solution, Bulkhead will never be the same.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060814 +0000" stop="20260612063014 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp Cody - S04E18</title>
    <desc>In order for Blades to participate in a Lad Pioneer leveling up ceremony on the mainland, Graham and Cody help disguise him - and discover surprises along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063014 +0000" stop="20260612065214 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Time - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The Rescue Team is drawn into the woods to solve the mystery of what's making the Griffin Spruces fall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065214 +0000" stop="20260612071415 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Need for Speed - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When a mysterious criminal and unexpected visitor arrive in Griffin Rock, Blurr's future as a Rescue Bot is challenged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071415 +0000" stop="20260612073616 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody's 11 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Energon and technology have fallen into treacherous hands and it is up to the Burns family and their Bots to steal them back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073616 +0000" stop="20260612075817 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Brush With Danger - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Kade's idol, an arrogant movie star, comes to Griffin Rock in preparation for a role, causing trouble for the Rescue Team while they try to solve a series of mysterious break-ins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061411 +0000" stop="20260612064124 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Sucks and Then You Die - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Josh arrives in Overland Park and delivers difficult news to Colton. Sarah oversteps her boundaries with Raquel, putting the Hineni Seder in danger. A tough conversation with Bryna brings up some big issues between Maura and Vicki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064124 +0000" stop="20260612070740 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were a Bell - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Boyle Heights, 1958. 12 year old Maura's femininity causes a clash between her mother Rose and her grandparents, Haim and Yetta. Across town, 12 year old Shelly quits the school play and stops eating but won't tell anyone why. Flash forward to 1966, where 21 year olds Mort and Shelly carry on a secret affair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070740 +0000" stop="20260612073726 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off the Grid - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After reconnecting with Colton, Josh decides to move to Overland Park, until a concerned Ali travels to him, intending to bring him home. Feeling abandoned, Sarah has trouble controlling her rage. Shelly confronts Buzzy about his spending, leading to some unforeseen revelations. Newly single Maura has an exciting, surprising night out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061846 +0000" stop="20260612064219 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle of Two Bridges - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Two battles unfold when Strickler and Bular make Jim unlock the portal and free Gunmar and his army from the Darklands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064219 +0000" stop="20260612070551 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Trollhunter - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Claire sees the Heartstone Trollmarket for the first time; Jim receives a summons; Strickler rouses an ancient assassin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070551 +0000" stop="20260612072924 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudslinging - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Jim looks for a way to destroy Gunmar so Claire can bring her brother home; a power-hungry Strickler comes back to Arcadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072924 +0000" stop="20260612075256 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roaming Fees May Apply - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The heroes go on a dangerous quest in search of the first Triumbric Stone; Angor Rot creates a charm that links Barbara and Strickler's fates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060142 +0000" stop="20260612062335 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chummy Sparklestone - S06E07</title>
    <desc>At a mystery party, Cooper falls in love with playing detective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062335 +0000" stop="20260612064529 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glamping - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The troll kids decide they prefer "glamping" with Guy over roughing it with Branch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064529 +0000" stop="20260612070722 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Partier's Apprentice - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from being the life of every party, Guy trains an apprentice.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Freeze Tag - S07E01</title>
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    <title>Night Country: Part 4 - S04E04</title>
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    <title>The Fugitive - S03E25</title>
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    <title>Dead Woman's Shoes - S01E21</title>
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    <title>Wong's Lost and Found Emporium - S01E22</title>
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    <title>How Much Do You Love Your Kid? - S01E34</title>
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    <title>The Placebo Effect - S01E35</title>
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    <title>Cold Fusion - S01E36</title>
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    <title>The Pharaoh's Curse - S01E37</title>
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    <title>Nightmare at 30,000 Feet - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead - S08E12</title>
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    <title>Skunk, Dog Crap, and Ketchup - S08E13</title>
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    <title>Lookin' for Japanese Subs - S08E14</title>
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    <title>Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak - S08E15</title>
    <desc>While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072549 +0000" stop="20260612074540 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Darn Priest - S08E16</title>
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    <title>Homophobia Is Gay - S07E03</title>
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    <title>Dead Jonny Walking - S07E04</title>
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    <title>Here Bums the Bride - S07E05</title>
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    <title>Heavy Petting - S01E33</title>
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    <title>The Fast and the Furious - S01E34</title>
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    <title>Gone in 60 Seconds - S01E35</title>
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    <title>Lost Without You - S01E36</title>
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    <title>I Rest My Case - S01E37</title>
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    <title>Hero - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The unit initiates a new team member while Jonas coaches his daughter Betsy, on how to respond to media questions about her kidnapping and rescue without blowing the cover story.</desc>
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    <title>Hill 60 - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Unable to communicate with the outside world, the Unit and their families must survive when a deadly gas poisons anyone in their community who steps outside.</desc>
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    <title>Episode #101 - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Mystery: Sharon Johnson. Murder: Roger Dean. Wanted: Liza Montgomery. Missing: Deborah Poe and Donna Callahan/Murder: Darlene Messer. Missing: Arthur Jones. Update: "Wanted: Joe Smith"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071028 +0000" stop="20260612075630 +0000" channel="C2336.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #102 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Mystery: John Catchings Missing: Sherry Eyerly. Murder: Kathy Bonderson. Mystery: Sarah DiGennaro. Mystery: The Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run (repeat from February 20, 1991)</desc>
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    <title>Arrested Development - S05E09</title>
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    <title>The Emotions - S07E06</title>
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    <title>Secrets of the Immortals - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Sacred waters with remarkable healing powers. Ancient mystics who lived for hundreds of years. A scientific breakthrough may provide the answers to eternal life. Throughout history many have searched for the secret to everlasting life, but so far, it's eluded them. But is it possible to cheat death and live forever? What if, by re-examining ancient teachings and harnessing modern technology, we could eventually become immortal?</desc>
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    <title>Sacred Bones - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mankind has always pondered what happens after death and what we leave behind. Many wonder what power our bones may hold. Some believe bones can bring good luck or even allow us to speak with the dead. But is it possible that our bones hold some sacred power--or perhaps even our souls?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Conversion - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Diana captures Ham Tyler, but a new superior arrives and his first order of business: a mind-control gambit aimed at turning Ham into a secret assassin.</desc>
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    <title>The Hero - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Visitors take the publishers of a Resistance sympathetic newspaper hostage. They threaten to kill one each day until Donovan and the others surrender.  Robin falls for a heroic stranger who isn't all that he seems.</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Party - S02E15</title>
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    <title>The House Guest - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Katherine's mind games cause everyone frustration, but Elena, Stefan and Damon realise that her knowledge of Mystic Falls' history could be crucial to their survival.</desc>
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    <title>Scare B&amp;B - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The B&amp;B is open, but double booked with humans and vampires, causing problems.</desc>
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    <title>The Sleepover - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Portrait of a Vampire - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Full Disclosure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The vice president's office takes some heat over a pregnancy rumor and the firing of a Secret Service agent, so Selina establishes some new ground rules about internal correspondence. Meanwhile, Dan tries to cover his boss' tracks on the clean-jobs bill; and a staffer's job may be in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Tears - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Midterms - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Fresh off successful campaign appearances for midterm elections, Selina sees an opportunity to expand her role, but must first curry favor with Kent Davison, the president's icy senior strategist. Meanwhile, there are new developments in the staff's personal lives.</desc>
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    <title>Vote For Archibald - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mayor Archibald's job is threatened when Tom Celeriac runs for mayor.</desc>
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    <title>Ready For Action - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Bob, Larry and Mr. Lunt want to be cops after watching the show "Officer Stache".</desc>
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    <title>Sickabeezer - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Plant-demonium - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Petunia's flytrap grows out of control after deciding she should be featured in "Plant Snob Monthly".</desc>
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    <title>Home Is Where the Hate Is - S03E04</title>
    <desc>With the Monarch busy settling into his new home with his wife, a new villain arises to arch Dr. Venture.</desc>
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    <title>The Buddy System - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman - S03E06</title>
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    <title>What Goes Down, Must Come Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Brock and Dr. Venture stumble into a hidden state-of-the-art fallout shelter beneath the Venture compound, while Hank and Dean call in Dr. Orpheus to summon the Order of the Triad and help them out.</desc>
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    <title>Tears of a Sea Cow - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Monarch gets word that Dr. Venture and Brock are at a science conference, and decides to launch an attack on the Venture compound.</desc>
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    <title>Unforgiven - S02E06</title>
    <desc>King Horik returns to Kattegat with a surprising proposition for Ragnar. Lagertha runs into a less than enthusiastic homecoming from her new husband. Athelstan, struggling with his own inner demons, becomes confidant to King Ecbert.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Eagle - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ragnar and King Horik clash over how to dispense justice to Jarl Borg. In Wessex, King Aelle arrives and Ecbert has an eye on a new alliance.</desc>
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    <title>Quest for the Dragon's Eye (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The battle between the Spectral Knights and Darkling Lords leaves each group without magical powers. They go to Merklynn to recharge their staffs, but Merklynn wants them to get the Dragon's Eye for him first.</desc>
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    <title>Feryl Steps Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After a defeat in battle, Feryl begins to think that he's useless to the Spectral Knights, so he leaves the team. When Darkstorm fails to get Feryl to join the Darkling Lords, he sets a trap for Leoric using Feryl's absence. Now it's up to Feryl to rescue his old friend.</desc>
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    <title>Lion Hunt - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Overthrow of Merkylnn - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Darkstorm formulates a plan to get rid of Merklynn and steal his magic. It all turns out as planned and Darkstorm becomes an all-powerful sorcerer. However, he accidentally unleashes the Apocalypse, so they must go back to Merklynn as their last hope of saving the world.</desc>
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    <title>Launch Date - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The Paladins spend one last night on Earth in preparation for the launch of the Atlas. Lance works up the courage to ask Allura an important question.</desc>
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    <title>Shadows - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Flashbacks shine a light on Honerva's past with Lotor and Zarkon, revealing the motivation for her recent actions.</desc>
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    <title>The Prisoner's Dilemma - S08E03</title>
    <desc>After taking control of a Galra base on a dark planet, the Paladins follow a distress signal from a missing fleet and make an unsettling discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Battle Scars - S08E04</title>
    <desc>While floating through the universe searching for signs of a Robeast, the Paladins head toward Olkarion and realize they aren't alone on their journey.</desc>
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    <title>Stolen Lullaby - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A young mother's baby girl is stolen from her and illegally adopted by a rich couple who need a child to secure their political ambitions. It is up to Walker to return the girl to the rightful mother's arms, but Laurie withdraws consent after the shady adoption agent threatens the baby.</desc>
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    <title>Badge of Honor - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Walker and Trivette set to prove that race was an illegal main factor in an arrest.</desc>
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    <title>Look at the Flowers - S10E14</title>
    <desc>Heroes and villains reckon with the aftermath of the Hilltop fire. Eugene takes a group on a journey to meet Stephanie, with the hopes of befriending another civilization.</desc>
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    <title>The Ceremony - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A Jewish family, escaping refugees from Nazi Germany, come to Walton's Mountain for safety. Their 13-year-old son loses respect for his father in the son's attempt to maintain his religious beliefs and practices.</desc>
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    <title>The Legend - S01E10</title>
    <desc>John's old army buddy, Tip Harrison, tries to cover his lack of success with childish actions and comments culminating in an accidental fire and the shooting of Reckless, the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Breakdown - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Artie gets questioned by the Regents and Mrs. Frederic. Meanwhile, Pete, Myka and Claudia become trapped inside Warehouse 13, where a dangerous predicament unfolds.</desc>
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    <title>Nevermore - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After receiving word that her father is dying, Myka travels home to see her parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061839 +0000" stop="20260612064031 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loot - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Shawn, Marlon, Pops, Lou and Monique dream of the good life when they find $100,000 in an ashtray in the lobby. But Lou is determined to carry out the Niedermeyer Building rule requiring a classified ad be placed in the newspaper so that the owner can come forward -- and if it's claimed within five days, their dreams will go up in smoke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064031 +0000" stop="20260612070304 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Liar's Club - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Marlon gets jealous when Monique pretends to be married to Shawn in order to impress Otis Campbell, her college rival. When Otis takes the ""couple"" to a chic Moroccan restaurant, Marlon sneaks in and convinces Shawn to leave so that he can convey his strong feelings to Monique. Monique is surprised to see Marlon, but more horrified that he will ruin her cover by letting Otis know she really isn't married. When Marlon confesses his emotions, Monique is embarrassed, but then proudly sends Otis away, realizing that Marlon is sincere. In the end, she agrees to be friends with Marlon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070304 +0000" stop="20260612072509 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scared Straight - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Every Halloween, Pops puts out a cup of coffee and a doughnut to please the spirit of a dead woman, Cassandra Malloy, which he believes resides in the building. As a joke, Shawn and Marlon sneak in and eat the offerings. Soon, strange things begin to occur at the building and the guys admit their prank to Pops. To resolve the problem, Monique agrees to perform an exorcism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072509 +0000" stop="20260612074740 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head of State - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Marlon finds out that President Clinton's motorcade will be passing by Pops' diner, and that the bathroom will be made available to the leader should he need to use it, Marlon determines to shake the President's hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060326 +0000" stop="20260612062930 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Moscow, and Quickly - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Nancy is met with yet another roadblock when baby Stevie gets sick leaving her and Andy to scramble to find a pediatrician. Meanwhile, Silas, Shane and Doug are tasked with unloading some merchandise at a kiddie concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062930 +0000" stop="20260612065714 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dearborn-Again - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Nancy, attempting to score some big cash, returns to her hometown where she takes up residence with Warren an old acquaintance. Andy and Doug try to secure information on where to locate fake passports. Meanwhile, Silas and Shane curiously dig into Nancy's past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065714 +0000" stop="20260612072524 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viking Pride - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Nancy, trying to get she and her family out of the country, is continually faced with unexpected guests from her past. Andy has to get creative in order to secure passports while Doug must find his own means of obtaining one. Meanwhile, Silas deals with the possibility that Lars could be his father. Shane is left to deal with Warren who is becoming unhinged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072524 +0000" stop="20260612075331 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fran Tarkenton - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Nancy has a tense, one-on-one, sit-down interview with Vaughn. Andy, Shane and Warren to get more cash plus passports they'll need for the family to enter Europe. Silas continues to wrestle with the fact that Lars may be his father. Meanwhile, Doug returns to Agrestic to locate his passport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060542 +0000" stop="20260612064827 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Premonitions - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Three incredible stories about the predictive power of the sub-conscious: a man warns of a horrific plane crash before it happens; a child’s intuition saves his family from a volcanic eruption; and, claiming he can see the future, a California man predicts 9/11 and hurricane Katrina with uncanny accuracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064827 +0000" stop="20260612073246 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mysterious Vanishings - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Baffling stories of people who disappeared without a trace: in Australia, three men mysteriously vanish from a yacht; nearly a dozen people disappear from a remote Vermont mountaintop; and, a pilot is chased by unidentified aircraft before disappearing into thin air.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062149 +0000" stop="20260612064654 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbarino's Baby - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Vinnie is forced to deliver a baby in an elevator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064654 +0000" stop="20260612071202 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goodbye Guy - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mr. Woodman's niece Kelly is babysitting for the Kotters when Juan drops by the apartment. The two abruptly fall in love and decide to move in together, but the romance begins to crumble when it seems that they can't respect one another's interests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071202 +0000" stop="20260612073709 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Back, Little Arnold - S04E17</title>
    <desc>To get up his nerve with Mary, Carvelli offers Arnold liquor. He doesn't like the idea at first, but as time goes on, he becomes addicted to drinking; developing a scary and unlikable new personality that only turns Mary away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061210 +0000" stop="20260612065518 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drop In - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Bartlet has the duty of formally welcoming newly appointed ambassadors from other nations; Leo continues his efforts to get the President to support the "missile shield: defense system", even though the shield doesn't quite work; CJ must ask a popular comedian to turn down an offer to host the Will Rogers dinner; Sam is angered when Toby adds a "drop-in" to Sam's already perfect speech without consulting him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065518 +0000" stop="20260612073856 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bartlet's Third State of the Union - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The President delivers his 3rd State of the Union address, what critics call "the speech of his political career" and ends up angering Abbey by what he does and doesn't say; Josh must work the polling center with Joey Lucas, but a power outage delays the results; Sam attempts to introduce Ainsley to the President with disastrous results; CJ must juggle a live recording of the show "Capitol Beat" being broadcast within the White House and run damage control when a cop has a (possibly undeserved) black mark on his record; Leo and Bartlet must handle the matter of five DEA officials who are taken hostage by Columbian terrorists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070059 +0000" stop="20260612075512 +0000" channel="C2363.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Auguries - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Hello again. Don’t worry about a thing. It’s all in your head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060302 +0000" stop="20260612062751 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saturday's Hero - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Rerun joins the high school football team and lets sudden success go to his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062751 +0000" stop="20260612065318 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Burger Queen - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dee is selected for a series of TV ads for a burger chain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065318 +0000" stop="20260612071820 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak for Yourself, Dwayne - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Roger talks to a new girl on Dwayne's behalf, he finds himself falling for her and at odds with his friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071820 +0000" stop="20260612074257 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shirley's Date - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Roger and Rerun pay two men to date Shirley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061145 +0000" stop="20260612063514 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roomies - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Because Sam has not the peace necessary to learn she wants to move into an apartment. She moves in with Beth who's living together with her fiance and is urgently searching for another lodger. After a big argument with Ben, Beth moves out. But Sam living together alone with a man isn't a pleasant thought, neither for Tony nor for her friend Matt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063514 +0000" stop="20260612065843 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Alarm Tony - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Tony becomes a volunteer fireman. His dedication is a little too extreme, and he ends up getting kicked out of the squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065843 +0000" stop="20260612072212 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Starlight Memories - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Tony and Angela each bring a date to a dance hall's final ball before closing. They meet a couple there who first met at the hall during World War II. Their story is told through flashbacks, where Tony and Angela play the couple as their younger selves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072212 +0000" stop="20260612074552 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inherit the Wine - S07E11</title>
    <desc>The family fly to Italy to visit Tony's relatives, who have a surprise for him. He is now the owner of a vineyard there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061510 +0000" stop="20260612063556 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gary Anthony Williams 3 - S14E10</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Gary Anthony Williams.
Games played: Hollywood Director, Props, Whose Line, Scenes from a Hat, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063556 +0000" stop="20260612065708 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff Davis 7 - S14E11</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Jeff Davis.
Games played: Let’s Make a Date, Doo-Wop, Newsflash, Scenes from a Hat, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065708 +0000" stop="20260612071812 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen Electra - S14E12</title>
    <desc>Guests: comedian Brad Sherwood and actress Carmen Electra.
Games played: Let’s Make a Date, Duet, Scenes from a Hat, Living Scenery, Hoedown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071812 +0000" stop="20260612073908 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff Davis 6 - S14E13</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Jeff Davis.
Games played: Let’s Make a Date, Irish Drinking Song, Sound Effects, Props, Greatest Hits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073908 +0000" stop="20260612080011 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greg Proops 2 - S14E14</title>
    <desc>Guest: comedian Greg Proops.
Games played: Questions (with Hats), Props, Whose Line, Scenes from a Hat, Party Quirks, Doo-Wop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064148 +0000" stop="20260612073055 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'd Like to Kill Ya, But I Just Washed My Hair - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A usually reserved Beth Ann attempts to spice up her marriage. Simone turns to Naomi's son Tommy for solace after finding out Karl hasn't been as good at covering his adulterous tracks as he let on. Eli checks an item off of his sexual bucket list, but his happiness is short lived when he realizes there's more to Taylor and Jade's relationship than he initially thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061623 +0000" stop="20260612064248 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temple of Tigers - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After Aviva successfully sneaks up on and surprises the creature adventuring Kratt Brothers, they worry that they've somehow lost their signature 'creature sense'. Chris and Martin go off in search of the stealthiest, most powerful wildcat in the world - the tiger - on a quest to prove to themselves that they're still in tune with the creature world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064248 +0000" stop="20260612070914 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dhole Duplicator - S05E03</title>
    <desc>While visiting India, Martin and Chris go off on a creature adventure to explore the world of the Dhole - aka "The Red Dog". With the help of Wild Kratt Kid Mala, they manage to find this elusive and endangered creature and working together with the pack, the Kratt Bros are able to defeat one very hungry tiger! Science Concept: Social groups and hunting strategy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070914 +0000" stop="20260612073539 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cobra King - S05E04</title>
    <desc>While searching for Martin's lost Creaturepod, the Kratt brothers encounter a Spectacled cobra. In a wild adventure to recover their prized gadget, the bros learn about the dual creature powers of the cobras - venom and a hooded defense. But when they encounter a King cobra, their newfound cobra powers are put to the ultimate test. Science Concept: Venom in nature. How it works and why animals have it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061755 +0000" stop="20260612064128 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumble in the Jungle - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Eliza convinces a group of baboon-like apes to stand up to their legendary adversaries--""The Others."" Darwin, meanwhile, has met an almost identical group of apes with an identical problem. As Eliza and Darwin lead their separate groups into battle, they suddenly find themselves face-to-face--in an all out war! Now it's up to Eliza to quickly find a way avert the battle and teach the apes to get along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064128 +0000" stop="20260612070501 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon and the Professor - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Eliza will stop at nothing to get a look at the gigantic, fierce Komodo dragon that lives on the Southeast Asian islands. Her plans are halted by the unexpected arrival of her home-schooling teacher who forces her to ""hit the books."" Eliza plays a dangerous game of hooky that could cost her her ""Comvee way of life.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070501 +0000" stop="20260612072834 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Born to Be Wild - S01E20</title>
    <desc>When Eliza sneaks out ahead of her parents in order to find a rare Sumatran rhino, she discovers that to expose his life would only lead extinction of the species. Now instead of taking the prized rhino to her parents, she must try to keep them from filming it. And the bad news is, Nigel's already on its trail!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072834 +0000" stop="20260612075206 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebel Without a Trunk - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Eliza succumbs to peer pressure from a ""teenage"" elephant, which gets in the way of her closeness with Marianne on an overnight trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062515 +0000" stop="20260612071541 +0000" channel="C2370.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of the Bogus Bandits - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Dr. Loveless is back with another plan to take over the world. This time he is using mock-ups of the treasury, prisons and armories to train his men to be able to take over these resources upon his command. After gaining control, Loveless will be instituted as dictator. However, his plan to get rid of West and Gordon goes foul and soon the agents are in hot pursuit of the little villain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060635 +0000" stop="20260612062728 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom Humor - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Karen celebrates her birthday with some of New York's crème de la crème, but the festivities turn sour when she ends up crammed in the bathroom with Grace, Will and Jack, who have all embarrassed themselves at the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062728 +0000" stop="20260612064844 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forbidden Fruit - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Grace is concerned and confused when Will so adamantly insists that she turn down her job offer from his former boss Margot, who has asked Grace to redecorate the law firm. When she takes the job after telling Will that she wouldn't, Grace learns some startling news that he has been hiding from her. Meanwhile, Jack discovers Karen's softer side when he finally sees what's inside the "forbidden room" at the Walker mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064844 +0000" stop="20260612071009 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cop to It - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Will and Grace are dreading a would-be dull dinner date with married friends Rob and Ellen, but the couple spices things up by making an important announcement. Their focus changes however when their server ends up being none other than Will's ex-boyfriend, Vince (guest star Bobby Cannavale). Elsewhere, after Jack decides he needs to spice up "JackTalk" by pulling an Oprah and helping a fan come out of the closet, he and Karen setup a bowling alley meeting with his fan when Karen is recruited to join a woman's league game as an emergency fill-in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071009 +0000" stop="20260612073133 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love L. Gay - S08E14</title>
    <desc>The gang travels to Los Angeles to accompany Elliot while he visits UCLA. Coincidently, Will runs into James who's in jeopardy of being deported. After spending a perfect weekend together, Grace makes a proposal to keep Will and James from having to say 'good-bye' to each other... ever again...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073133 +0000" stop="20260612075258 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Definition of Marriage - S08E15</title>
    <desc>As Grace prepares for her green-card marriage to James (Taye Diggs), she frets that Karen is going too far by planning an overly lavish spectacle including a performance by the legendary Hall and Oates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060653 +0000" stop="20260612062913 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grouses, Houses and Bickering Spouses - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Burdened with continual problems by living with Brian and Casey, as well as further delays in the building of their new house, Joe and Helen decide to buy another house.  They solve one problem by selling their old new home, but another presents itself in the last moments in the old Hackett house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062913 +0000" stop="20260612065152 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porno for Pyros - S08E01</title>
    <desc>After Joe and Helen burn down Brian's house,he's expecting a big check,much like the one Joe and Helen got,but the gutting of the old Hackett house is cause for an appearance by an insurance investigator,who has serious doubt about the legitimacy of the two claims in the last year.Until she and Antonio's wild night of passion sparks a blaze at the local hotel and that convinces her the cases are Legit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065152 +0000" stop="20260612071431 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>...Like a Neighbor Scorned - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Joe and Helen meet the next-door neighbors, Steve and Barbara, but what starts out as pleasant soon turns disturbing when Steve asks for $5000 to cover his gambling debts. Becoming increasingly paraniod after a fight Joe and Helen decide to try and make amends, only to find out their new neighbors are only on the island for the month.
Meanwhile, Antonio recieves his Uncle Bernardo's personal affects after he dies. Which includes a set of perfume scented love letters appearantly from Bernardo to a certain very famous movie star of the times (Gina Lollobrigida). Hearing this Antonio suddenly becomes a suave ladies man with confidence, until he finds out his Uncle wasn't in love Gina, but Gino.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071431 +0000" stop="20260612073654 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maybe It's You - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Brian's vows to find a deeper,more meaningful relationship is tested by beautiful but dumb Dani.
Meanwhile,Joe tries to deal with the fact that one of his best friends didn't invite him to his wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073654 +0000" stop="20260612075918 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Single and Hating It - S08E04</title>
    <desc>As a furious storm rages outside,Joe and Helen stop by the "Singles Mingle" to drop off Brian's wallet,intent on leaving as soon as possible to begin celebrating the first anniversary of their wedding.But news soon comes that the roads are closed due to high water and everyone is trapped.Not wanting to let everyone know they are married,for fear of their reaction,Joe asks Helen to be his bride again.
Meanwhile,Fay,Roy and Casey mingle,while Antonio is offered his money back and asked to wait in the office till the party is over.And Brian tries to convince the only woman in the place he's attracted to,the sexy Bartender,that he's not a pathetic as he seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062123 +0000" stop="20260612070326 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Can’t Small-SEE Me - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Professional Wrestlers, marathon runners, and acrobatic cousins all face extreme Wipeout obstacles in hopes of that $25,000 grand prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070326 +0000" stop="20260612074528 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swole Daddy Issues - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Swole daddies, snowboarders, and a bossy construction couple duke it out with the hopes of winning $25,000, and for the Swole Daddies, an epic once in a lifetime hang with John Cena!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065010 +0000" stop="20260612074618 +0000" channel="C2374.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Cases - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sobotka reprimands his nephew Nick for stealing the cameras and orders him to bring the cargo back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061107 +0000" stop="20260612063503 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Caterpillar! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Linny, Tuck, and Ming-Ming try to help an inchworm understand what is going on when he friend, the caterpillar, starts his journey into becoming a butterfly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063503 +0000" stop="20260612065900 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Crane! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets rescue a baby crane who is stuck in his nest too close to a volcano.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065900 +0000" stop="20260612072257 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Duckling! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When no pets need to be saved Ming-Ming goes out in search of pets to rescue and soon learns that she is the one who needs to be rescued.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072257 +0000" stop="20260612074654 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Kitten! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Pets must save a kitten who is floating on a piece of drift wood in Italy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061813 +0000" stop="20260612063926 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diversity - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Today's Wonder Showzen is celebrating Numbers. When Letters show up, they begin a violent battle to prove who is better. Only love could bring these enemies together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063926 +0000" stop="20260612070038 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Mother Nature gets a sex change operation, nature feels the consequences. Can Chanucey save us all?  Most certainly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070038 +0000" stop="20260612072140 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>History - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Today's Wonder Showzen is brought to you by the Number One, but Number Two shows up trying to steal the show.  Chauncey tosses her, and the Number Two tries every stunt in the book to make it back on!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072140 +0000" stop="20260612074257 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Health - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Wordsworth comes down with cooties! Him turns Wordsworth's misfortune into a fortune and becomes torn between success and the truth.</desc>
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    <title>Pfeiffer's Pfortune - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Road Test - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Grandpa's Car - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Snackers - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Miss BS - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Three and a Half Men - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Brociopath - S04E06</title>
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    <title>We Be Clownin' - S04E07</title>
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    <title>The Wolf &amp; The Rabbit - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Phoenix Rising - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Hoop Earring - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Tricky Nipple - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Coxswain - S01E10</title>
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    <title>On Our Way: U.S.A. (1939–1942) - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Captain Worzel - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Choir Practice - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Muvvers Day - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After being driven out of the Village Baby Contest Worzel decides he wants his Mum. The only person who can help him is the Crowman who deduces that a Scarecrow called ‘Sarah Pigswill’ was made from a row of turnips which, twelve months later, seeded Worzel. Technically making her Worzel’s mother. The wheels are set in motion and Worzel prepares for the arrival of his Mother on his ‘bestest birthday. Unfortunately Worzel soon realizes that her ideas of a birthday tea and his own are very, very different.</desc>
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    <title>Home - S04E02</title>
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    <title>Proteus (1) - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Proteus (2) - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Sanctuary (1) - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Sanctuary (2) - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Fabian Cortez assumes control of Asteroid M.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond Good and Evil (1) - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Dance - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's time for guest stars and new dances today.</desc>
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    <title>Happy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Happy episode doesn’t shy away from losing a game or being sad, but teaches the characters how to overcome moment of feeling sad.</desc>
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    <title>Friends - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In this episode the characters learn how friends play a large part in the way we feel about others and themselves. Songs teach the characters who their friends are and how to have fun with them.Guest Star: Mya</desc>
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    <title>Ice Box Raider - S03E15</title>
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    <title>Bear Foot Soldiers - S03E16</title>
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    <title>Yogi's Birthday Party - S03E17</title>
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    <title>Yogi Bear's Big Break - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sick of children saying: "Hey, Mom, hey, Mom! Look at the bears, look at the bears, look at the bears!", Yogi Bear decides to bust out of Jellystone Park, but all his attempts at trying to escape backfire.</desc>
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    <title>Slumber Party Smarty - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Big Bad Bully - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Foxy Hound-Dog - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A fox hunter's dog keep chasing the fox into Yogi's cave. The hunter only sees yogi and thinks his dog has lost his mind. When Yogi realizes the fox is hiding in his bed he decides to help him out.</desc>
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    <title>The Brave Little Brave - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Yogi discovers a young Native American boy that is out on his first hunt. Yogi is worried that the boy is going to get hurt so he follows him around trying to protect him but ends up being the one that needs protecting.</desc>
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    <title>Tally Ho Ho Ho - S01E07</title>
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    <title>High Fly Guy - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A mother bald eagle hatches three eggs simultaneously. The babies instantly are asking the mom if they can play. She flies off to take them to play with two of the babies right behind her and the third left behind because he can't fly. He is lost and walking around Jellystone Park when he come across Yogi who offers to teach him how to fly.</desc>
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    <title>Baffled Bear - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Yogi wakes up from his winter hibernation to find a highway has been built through his forest.</desc>
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    <title>Big Brave Bear - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Escaping from the law, two bandits find the perfect hideout--Yogi's cave!</desc>
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    <title>The Stout Trout - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Yogi tries to demonstrate how bears catch fish. Unfortunately for Yogi the fish he is trying to catch is Wylie Willie, the smartest trout around.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Factors - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Dick Grayson and Jefferson go after Gretchen Goode -- and they encounter the ominous Overlord.</desc>
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    <title>Antisocial Pathologies - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The betrayals come fast and furious -- and with them is a reckoning.</desc>
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    <title>Terminus - S03E23</title>
    <desc>The hunt for Halo is on.</desc>
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    <title>Into the Breach - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The Outsiders make a final attempt to save Halo -- and the galaxy.</desc>
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    <title>A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree - S07E01</title>
    <desc>News of the tornado reaches Sheldon and Mary in Germany. Also, with the Cooper house in chaos, Missy steps up.</desc>
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    <title>A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sheldon realizes he is the weakest student in his class; Meemaw is looking to expand her gambling business.</desc>
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    <title>A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Sheldon explores Germany behind Mary's back, Missy attempts to pull a fast one on George Sr. and Meemaw and Dale adjust to living together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070743 +0000" stop="20260612072741 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Missy steps up, Mary has a surprise for George, and Sheldon finds his dorm occupied.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072741 +0000" stop="20260612074718 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Sheldon helps his roommate try to beat the stock market, Missy and Billy Sparks throw a party, and Mary finds a new church.</desc>
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    <title>The Son Also Rises - S07E07</title>
    <desc>After an Empirical author dies, Charles reconnects with the widow who was the real-life inspiration for his novel, “The Miseducattion of Henry Cane.” Maggie teaches a class on her past art and is confronted with a big problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Baroness - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Caitlin needs help with a Vassar event, Liza is forced to turn to an inconvenient source: Quinn. Kelsey is unhappy with her time in the spotlight and tries to find a way out of it. Maggie gets cancelled.</desc>
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    <title>Fallout - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Liza and Charles work closely together to land a married writing duo. After Redmond calls her out, Kelsey takes drastic measures to keep an author she nurtured at her literary salon. Kelsey’s personal life gets complicated.</desc>
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    <title>Part Nine - S01E09</title>
    <desc>With pressure mounting, Michael finds an answer to keeping Carlo out of prison. While helping Adam with his relationship troubles, Charlie makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Byakko, the White Tiger - S01E16</title>
    <desc>One of Yusuke's teammates has been badly injured, and Kuwabara insists on fighting the next enemy all by himself -â€” revealing his amazingly improved Spirit Sword! Before the bickering group can disagree, a ferocious roar slices through the castle. Byakko, the second Saint Beast, is waiting!</desc>
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    <title>Byakko's Lair - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After a harrowing fight on a collapsing bridge, Byakko is seemingly defeated. But as soon as the Spirit Detective team enters the castle's next wing, a fearsome tiger roar bids Kuwabara to round two -- in Byakko's secret lair. Can this Beast be beaten once and for all, in a room of molten lava?</desc>
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    <title>Seiryu, the Blue Dragon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Two of the four Saint Beasts are dead -- or so Yusuke and his team believe! But in the chamber of Seiryu, a Beast who can trap his enemies in ice, an unexpected guest arrives. How can two Beasts in one room be stopped? And why is Hiei, a cold-hearted rogue, suddenly beset with emotion?</desc>
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    <title>Suzaku, Leader of the Beasts - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei rush into the next part of the castle as they reach the final chamber where Suzaku awaits. Unknown to them Suzaku's master plan is being made - to capture Keiko. Meanwhile at the human world Keiko runs for her life as she is being chased by humans possessed by the mind-controlling insects. She runs into a corner and someone pulls him beneath.. It's Botan! Botan calls Yusuke and tells him the situation and Suzaku's plan to capture Keiko.. but their conversation is rudely interrupted by the possessed people and together they run to an exit. On the other hand Yusuke and the gang are stopped by hundreds of zombies, but then Hiei thinks of a plan, and Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei worked together and formed a bridge for Yusuke to jump into the nearby entrance to the final chamber. They successfully accomplish the job, and Yusuke runs off to face Suzaku one-on-one as the three finish off the zombies.
Yusuke confronts the leader of the sacred demons - Suzaku, who</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to the Fu-Bar - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The survivors struggle to recover from a shocking death; and in Kansas they happen upon a gun show that makes the zombie apocalypse look calm.</desc>
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    <title>Zunami - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As they travel across Nebraska, the group finds themselves trapped in a morgue as a literal zombie tsunami engulfs them; at the same time, Citizen Z gets a visitor who might not be who he seems to be.</desc>
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    <title>Bathtime - S01E29</title>
    <desc>A bath for certain animals is not what one would think.  Chris and Martin give a bath to dogs before stepping out of Animal Junction for the elephant bath.</desc>
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    <title>Pets - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Chris and Martin find a bunch of pets at Animal Junction. They all belong to Jackie and her animal helpers. Zoboomafoo learns how to take care of ducklings, goldfish, a rabbit, puppies, kittens, a crab, and even a calf. We also learn that all pets need lots of love. Zoboo also learns which animals should be pets and which ones should be ""free and in the wild"".
DUCK! While the guys are taking care of their pets, Jackie and the helpers take a raccoon back to his home.
TO THE CLOSET! Jackie shows up at Animal Junction to help the guys take the pets back to their owners.
CREATURE QUESTION: What creature uses Zoboo's hand as the spot to ""go""? As Martin says, ""You told her to go poop wherever she wants"". Ooops, false alarm, it's only pee!!! Funny guys!
Written by Anna Bourque   Directed by Steve Wright</desc>
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    <title>Who's In the Egg? - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Rhode Island Red chicks hatch at Animal Junction, but Zoboo, Martin and Chris don't have any idea what's inside a strange egg they find in the nest. The guys are surprised to discover it's a baby alligator, which they take home to mom. Jackie and the Animal Helpers protect salmon eggs so tiny and delicate they can easily break if the water around them is disturbed by making sure people cross the stream away from the salmon eggs.</desc>
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    <title>Rumor of Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A new guy moves into Chase's room and catches Zoey's eye. Rumors begin to go around that Zoey has a crush on him.</desc>
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    <title>Anger Management - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Much to Zoey's dismay, Dustin is Logan's new assistant. However, the job is short-lived after Logan leaves Dustin an angry voicemail. Soon, everybody hears the message, and learns about Logan and his temper. Dean Rivers sentences Logan to anger management classes. While Logan learns that he can get out of the classes if he can just keep his cool, Zoey is not about to let that happen . Meanwhile, Lola is disgusted and furious to learn that the peanuts she ate were from Peanut Lemon-Ms that Quinn had spat out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065702 +0000" stop="20260612071904 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quinn Misses the Mark - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Quinn and Mark agree to take a break from each other, but Quinn becomes upset when she later sees Mark with another girl. Meanwhile, a horse begins following Michael around campus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071904 +0000" stop="20260612074052 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk-A-Thon - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Zoey is running The Big Walk, a charity walk-a-thon at PCA, and everyone is getting sponsors to donate. When Lola pledges more money than she can handle, only Zoey can help her. But after visiting the scary head of the charity organization, Zoey breaks it to Lola that they need to come up with the missing money or else. Meanwhile, Quinn and Logan are beginning to realize that they don't hate each other. But when Michael may have seen too much, they have to make sure that he and everyone else knows just how much they still dislike each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061235 +0000" stop="20260612063443 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghostship - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Lightning League investigate an abandoned ship which is emitting a signal from Audric.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063443 +0000" stop="20260612065652 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flora, Fauna and the Monster Minds - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While stopping to repair the Pride, Gillian and Flora are captured by Monster Minds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065652 +0000" stop="20260612071901 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire and Ice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Lightning League is trapped on a icy planet about to be destroyed by a gigantic volcano.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071901 +0000" stop="20260612074110 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Outlaws - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jayce's search for Audric leads him Taber's Belt the home of the Pirate's Guild led by Morgana, an old friend of Herc. When the Pirates, who are working for the Monster Minds, capture the Pride, the League must try to escape and break Morgana free from Saw Boss' influence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060530 +0000" stop="20260612061207 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cats Bah - S1954E08</title>
    <desc>Penelope, an American tourist cat who's gotten a white stripe of paint down her back, is pursued through the Casbah by the amorous skunk Pepe Le Pew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061207 +0000" stop="20260612061923 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roman Legion-Hare - S1955E27</title>
    <desc>After being ordered by Emperor Nero to find a victim to be tossed to the lions,Yosemite Sam tries to capture Bugs Bunny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061923 +0000" stop="20260612062633 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears - S1944E05</title>
    <desc>The three bears set a trap to catch Goldilocks but their carrot soup attracts Bugs Bunny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062633 +0000" stop="20260612063300 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crows' Feat - S1962E05</title>
    <desc>Two not so smart crows battle Elmer Fudd for the corn in his field.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063300 +0000" stop="20260612064045 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haredevil Hare - S1948E19</title>
    <desc>Bugs is tricked into being the first rabbit shot into space.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064045 +0000" stop="20260612070237 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shell Game - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Cecil Turtle returns with a broken shell scam that he uses to con Bugs out of money. Meanwhile, when Daffy’s beloved recliner breaks, he and Lola search for a replacement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070237 +0000" stop="20260612070942 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dough Ray Me-ow - S1948E21</title>
    <desc>Louie the Parrot finds a written will stating that his master bequeaths the family fortune not to him, but to his fellow household pet, a lunkhead-ed cat named Heathcliff, with the proviso that Louie is next in line to inherit the wealth if Heathcliff dies. So, Louie plots the untimely demise of Heathcliff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070942 +0000" stop="20260612071635 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Upswept Hare - S1953E07</title>
    <desc>Elmer Fudd digs up a rare desert flower along with Bugs Bunny's home and takes them to his penthouse in the city.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071635 +0000" stop="20260612072253 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Solid Tin Coyote - S1966E05</title>
    <desc>Wile E. Coyote uses scrap metal from a dump to build a huge, mechanical likeness of himself, and uses this robot to chase the Road Runner. It ends up as just another pile of scrap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072253 +0000" stop="20260612073024 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knight-Mare Hare - S1955E24</title>
    <desc>When an apple falls on Bugs' head, he's knocked into medieval times and immediately meets (and aggravates) The Black Knight. He also meets Merlin the Magician who transforms Bugs into different animals. At the end, Bugs isn't sure it was a dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073024 +0000" stop="20260612073628 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep Prepared - S1961E17</title>
    <desc>Wile E. Coyote tries and fails to catch the Road Runner using his foot extended to trip, an arrow, a hole in the road, a winged-rocket outfit, two electronically activated machine guns, and a super magnet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073628 +0000" stop="20260612074337 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast and Furry-ous - S1949E24</title>
    <desc>Wile E. Coyote makes disastrous attempts to catch the Road Runner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074337 +0000" stop="20260612074942 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hopalong Casualty - S1960E16</title>
    <desc>Wile E. Coyote tries to catch the Road Runner using a dynamite stick on a fishing pole, a Christmas present wrapping machine, and ACME Earthquake pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074942 +0000" stop="20260612075635 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoppy-Go-Lucky - S1952E20</title>
    <desc>Sylvester runs into Hippety Hopper at the pier.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061812 +0000" stop="20260612064035 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hulked Out Heroes - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Avengers learn what it's like to walk a mile in Hulk's shoes when a Gamma attack by Red Skull turns them into raging monsters - the unlikely duo of Hulk and Black Widow are the last line of defense between the city and the Hulk-Vengers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064035 +0000" stop="20260612070303 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Avengers: Impossible! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Impossible Man joins this week's episode, and the Avengers' world is turned upside down when this shape-shifting mischief-maker makes Falcon the star of his action movie, but this blockbuster puts all of Earth on the line!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070303 +0000" stop="20260612072507 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Deep - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Iron Man and Captain America disguise themselves as villains to infiltrate Red Skull's Cabal, but when their disagreements over strategy cause their cover to get blown, they're forced to take on the entire Cabal alone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072507 +0000" stop="20260612074730 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hulk's Day Out - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Hulk crash-lands on Earth with amnesia, the Avengers reconstruct a day-in-the-life of Hulk to find out what ould have knocked out The Strongest There Is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064243 +0000" stop="20260612073459 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Blood - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Two vicious Russian brothers working for Fisk strike back against Daredevil. Fisk moves to further consolidate his power in the criminal underworld.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060937 +0000" stop="20260612063144 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just One Victory - S03E26</title>
    <desc>With the Nova Corps defeated and the fate of the entire universe in jeopardy, the Guardians must turn to an unlikely ally to stop The Serpent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063144 +0000" stop="20260612065352 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Knowhere - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The newly-christened Guardians of the Galaxy come into possession of a dangerous artifact that has Thanos’ new lieutenant, Korath, after them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065352 +0000" stop="20260612071559 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowhere to Run - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Guardians struggle to subdue the suddenly-sprung-to-life Celestial head that is the Knowhere space colony, as well as storm Korath’s ship to rescue Quill, Gamora and the mysterious CryptoCube that holds the Cosmic Seed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071559 +0000" stop="20260612073807 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One in a Million You - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Feeling underappreciated, Rocket accepts an offer to work for The Collector, only to realize his "job" is working as another prisoner in The Collector's collection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061554 +0000" stop="20260612065951 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Delay (Spanair, Flight 5022) - S15E10</title>
    <desc>When Spanair Flight 5022 slams into a creek and bursts into flames, killing 154 people, it is Spain's worst aviation disaster in decades.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065951 +0000" stop="20260612074401 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Silence (Learjet 35) - S16E01</title>
    <desc>A Learjet carrying pro golf legend Payne Stewart goes rogue. Air traffic controllers are unable to reach the crew, and as the plane continues its unplanned trajectory, it's obvious that something has gone wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061403 +0000" stop="20260612070500 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trapped - S06E22</title>
    <desc>An $8 million army payroll has been stolen from a base in SE Asia by the Stafford family, Syndicate drug smugglers. The IMF must recover the money. Jim and Barney steal a Stafford truck and then offer to sell it back to the family if they pay "protection." Jim meets with brother Doug to convince him brother Art has ordered a hit on Doug - however, Art has put a hit on Jim and he is ambushed and gets amnesia. Meanwhile, lounge-singer Casey meets with Doug and sets it up so he thinks Art is trying to kill him. Doug makes a deal with Barney for protection from his brother in return for $2 million and leads the IMF to the money - they arrest everyone and convince Art to tell them about his plan to kill Jim. Meanwhile Art's killers are on Jim's trail and when Barney gets hold of him, he manages to recover his memory just in time to thwart them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070500 +0000" stop="20260612075556 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break! - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Syndicate man Dutch Krebbs controls a large gambling operation and an undercover IMF agent with a camera-watch disappeared, presumably with recorded evidence against Krebbs. The IMF must find the agent's body and the watch. Jim poses as a pool player (being helped by Barney) to attract Krebbs' attention - Krebbs plans to use Jim to rip off a rival racketeer's best shooter, but Jim's girlfriend Mimi (formerly Press' girlfriend, now working with the IMF for revenge) reveals he's cheating to Krebbs, who believes Jim can't lose. Meanwhile the IMF rob Press, Krebbs' lieutenant, twice and Press has to make up the loss - Barney promises he can get the money by betting against Jim but Jim wins - Krebbs is accused of cheating and believes Press sold him out and orders a hit. Willy, working in the mob, tells Press about the watch and Press goes after it to get the evidence to bring down Krebbs and the team recovers the watch and takes them into custody, and Mimi signs on with the IMF.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061226 +0000" stop="20260612065752 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Land for the Locusts - S01E18</title>
    <desc>As the pilgrims continue their journey, Monkey sees that a nearby village is being terrorised by swarms of locusts, and they're coming in their direction. Led by the power-hungry Demon Queen Grasshopper, the locusts follow the magic Lake Lok-Nor as it moves from one place to the next. Everywhere they go they bring death and destruction. Can the pilgrims stop them, or will the Queen turn everyone into pigs?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065752 +0000" stop="20260612074202 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vampire Master - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Buddha's Law invites Tripitaka and his disciples to stay as his honoured guests. He tells them of the difficulty in controlling the black magicians, shape-changers and bandits who live in the nearby mountains. Tragedy strikes when Tripitaka becomes critically ill with Tibetan Fever. Meanwhile, Pigsy leads the guards in a search for the vampire responsible for a girl's murder. He makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060926 +0000" stop="20260612063616 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boundaries - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Ian and Poppy reveal their project as they struggle with personal and professional lines. The Mythic Quest team adjusts to their new game’s growth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063616 +0000" stop="20260612070124 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1000% - S04E02</title>
    <desc>David uses AI to help regulate gamer behavior—then needs humans to regulate the AI. Meanwhile, no one is regulating Ian and Poppy’s arguments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070124 +0000" stop="20260612072654 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakthrough - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ian, David, and Jo embark on a day of self-discovery. Brad teaches Dana and Rachel about financial responsibility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063812 +0000" stop="20260612072044 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surthrive - S04E10</title>
    <desc>An independent mother and a Green Beret battle sand flies, venomous snakes and an infestation of caiman in Guyana.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061038 +0000" stop="20260612065307 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pluto's Evil Twin - S06E04</title>
    <desc>After NASA's New Horizons spacecraft flies by Pluto, it encounters a strange alien world that shuts down the probe's computers, and experts investigate if this mysterious object is an alien spacecraft hiding at the edge of our solar system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065307 +0000" stop="20260612073537 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aliens in the Amazon - S06E05</title>
    <desc>After Neil Armstrong's moonwalk, he led an expedition into the Amazon to find a legendary library that holds all knowledge of an advanced alien civilization. Experts ask if a close encounter on the moon's surface inspired Armstrong's mysterious quest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060845 +0000" stop="20260612063014 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Investigator / Taxi Company - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Nathan puts a private investigator to the test by allowing himself to be spied on for a day, a taxi company is brought a solution for shy customers, and Nathan is forced to include product placement in his show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063014 +0000" stop="20260612065129 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mechanic / Realtor - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Nathan convinces a mechanic to verify his estimates with a polygraph test and rebrands Sue Stanford as the Ghost Realtor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065129 +0000" stop="20260612071243 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Souvenir Shop / E.L.A.I.F.F. - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Nathan sets up a fake film shoot in an effort to boost sales at a Hollywood souvenir shop, but his plan gets complicated when he discovers that he may have committed fraud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071243 +0000" stop="20260612073344 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pet Store / Maid Service - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Nathan places a controversial ad in a pet cemetery and takes tips from a focus group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073344 +0000" stop="20260612075442 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liquor Store / Exterminator / Car Wash - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Nathan helps a liquor store sell to underage customers; an exterminator works very discreetly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060436 +0000" stop="20260612062619 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cece Crashes - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cece crashes at the loft after a bad breakup, and convinces Jess that Nick may like her more than just a friend and roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062619 +0000" stop="20260612064802 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jess hosts Thanksgiving dinner at the loft, which naturally goes horribly awry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064802 +0000" stop="20260612070947 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bells - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jess gets jealous when Winston joins her troubled-youth handbell quartet. Nick and Schmidt each have their own idea of how to fix their broken toilet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070947 +0000" stop="20260612073201 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad in Bed - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Jess decides to take her relationship with Paul to the next level, she consults with the guys.  Schmidt competes with his office female counterpart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073201 +0000" stop="20260612075344 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 23rd - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The roommates attend Schmidt's holiday office party. Jess frets when she receives an expensive gift from Paul.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061548 +0000" stop="20260612063658 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donnell Rawlings; Belly - S17E13</title>
    <desc>Donnell Rawlings plays captain for Team Old School and joins Nick in games Turn Up for What and Greenery Screenery before Canadian rapper Belly gives a performance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063658 +0000" stop="20260612065808 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capella Grey - S17E14</title>
    <desc>Nick brings in Capella Grey to captain Team New School in games of Turn Up for What, Got Damned, Greenery Scenery and Wildstyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065808 +0000" stop="20260612071918 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spice &amp; Hitman Holla - S17E15</title>
    <desc>Dancehall superstar Spice captains New School and joins Nick in games of Remix, Greenery Screenery and Kick 'Em Out the Classroom, then Hitman Holla performs his song "Big Flex."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071918 +0000" stop="20260612074029 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>EST Gee; Naughty by Nature - S17E16</title>
    <desc>EST Gee takes the New School team into battle against Naughty by Nature and Team Old School in games of Turn Up for What, Can I Cancel?, Kick 'Em Out the Classroom and Wildstyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061540 +0000" stop="20260612064123 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Re-paired in the Footman Audition - S01E19</title>
    <desc>In the second round of the footman auditions, Usui and Misaki succeed in the required task of setting up a high class table for afternoon tea. Usui also had to contend with Yukimura's curiosity by assuming a false identity and calling Misaki as a boy. But before the third round begins, Misaki falls down from the stage but Usui rescues her. Despite being injured from the fall, Usui tries to hide it which Misaki decides to do all of the tasks in the third round—a butler serving his master—to conceal it. This raises Maki's suspicions on Usui's condition, which the latter covers it up by playing the violin. However, seeing Usui secretly in pain is too much for Misaki to bear and she begs him to stop and defends her actions to Maki, their judge, over the importance of helping colleagues. Maki, moved by Misaki's speech, decides to call off buying Maid Latte and move his butler cafe elsewhere. As Maid Latte continues operating as usual, Misaki heads over to Usui's apartment to take care of him as he forced himself out of the hospital despite being still sick. There, she apologizes for becoming dependent on him but he confesses that he has also become dependent on her, just as she is to him, much to her embarrassment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064123 +0000" stop="20260612070705 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vice-President is a Prince!? Aoi and the Happy Friends - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Yukimura’s little sister Ruri loves playing make-believe princess but refuse to acknowledge her brother which, to her, is not her ideal image of a prince. But when she meets the "prince-like" Usui, Yukimura manages to get Usui to go on a date with his sister in order to gain her favor. Things go on as hoped (complete with a costume for Usui made by Aoi) but, fearing the "princelier" Usui may replace Yukimura as Ruri’s big brother, Kanou and Misaki tries to break them up by either scaring them or even acting as a third party. However, Ruri sees through the ruse and runs away into a café, almost causing a cupboard to fall on her. Usui stops the cupboard and its contents from falling while Yukimura shields her. Yukimura scolds Ruri when her prideful behavior goes too far, and she apologizes and reaccepts her big brother.
Sometime later, Kanou and Yukimura saves Aoi from a group of thugs, but does not recognize him as he is cross-dressing. Aoi decides to enlist them and, later, the Three Idiots to film a PV. Aoi enjoys the crew’s enthusiasm, but tries to deny it when they see Aoi genuinely smile. Suddenly an escaping thief bumps into Aoi, who then drops the camera’s memory card. While Aoi tries to catch it from the hill and nearly falls off doing so, Misaki saves 'her', who was chasing after the thief. Despite Aoi's abuses, the crew enjoyed working with 'her', and help find the memory card, which landed on Usui while he was resting on a bench below by chance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070705 +0000" stop="20260612073248 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usui's Rival? Shintani Hinata - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Noticing that the club rooms are absolutely filthy and smelly, Misaki orders the sports clubs to clean up their club rooms. They initially refuse to do so, but eventually agree after Yukimura tells them that food will be served for them. With the Student Council responsible for the food, Misaki practises making rice balls but her attempts are a failure. When the Student council finally finishes making the rice balls, the famished sports clubs members immediately barge into the Home Economics room, discarding and unknowingly badmouthing Misaki's rice balls. Angered by this, Misaki proceeds to chase the sports clubs members out of the room. Usui later visits the resting Misaki, hugs her and praises her hard work. Through his conversations with both of them, Kanou wonders why both Misaki and Usui won’t admit their feelings for each other.
Meanwhile, a transfer student named Hinata Shintani arrives and has irked Misaki due to his childish behavior and his gluttony for food. On the other hand, the male students takes a liking to Hinata because of his amazing accuracy in smelling food and child-like innocence. Hinata reveals that he used to live here but moved to his grandfather’s home after his parents' death, but now has returned to find his first love, “Misa-chan”. Upon hearing this, Misaki realizes that Hinata is her chubby childhood friend “You-kun”. When Misaki blurts out Hinata’s nickname when he falls from a tree, Hinata maneuvers himself to safety and hugs Misaki, finally finding his first love, much to shock of everyone around them.</desc>
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    <title>Outdoor School Hide-and-Seek - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Cucuruz Doan's Island - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When a distress signal is detected on a small island in the Pacific, Amuro is dispatched with the Core Fighter to investigate the source.</desc>
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    <title>Sayla's Agony - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sayla Mass sorties with the Gundam without authorization in the hopes of finding out whether Char Aznable is her long lost brother.</desc>
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    <title>Amuro Deserts - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Bright Noa decides to relieve Amuro as pilot of the Gundam after a tactical blunder made by the latter on the field of battle nearly results in defeat.</desc>
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    <title>Zeon's Secret Mine - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The crew of White Base searches for the Amuro and the Gundam; Amuro hopes to end the war by attacking a mine believed to be the main source of iron ore for the Zeon war industry.</desc>
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    <title>The Ultimate Disciple - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An enormous meteor hurtles toward City Z, forcing the Hero Association to ask its S Class heroes to respond. When all their efforts prove in vain, Genos decides it's up to him to protect the home of his master and stop the meteor, no matter what the cost.</desc>
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    <title>The Deep Sea King - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A pack of monsters calling themselves the "Clan of the Seafolk" arrive on the shores of City J intent on invading the land. When the hero sent to fight them is defeated easily by the Deep Sea King himself, Saitama and Genos head for the city to help.</desc>
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    <title>Unyielding Justice - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As the battle with the Deep Sea King reaches its climax, more heroes fall to the aquatic despot’s brutal attacks. Which of them has what it takes to be a true hero?</desc>
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    <title>Unparalleled Peril - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Saitama tags along to an emergency meeting of Class S heroes and discovers that a seer has foretold a serious danger threatening the Earth. Though the crisis could occur anytime in the next six months, the heroes are surprised to hear the roar of explosions that very hour!</desc>
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    <title>Jaldabaoth - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Demiurge takes charge of Nazarick's forces, laying out the mission to strike at Eight Fingers. Meanwhile, Lakyus details a similar mission to her squad captains. Sebas, Climb, and Brain raid Six Arms' compound together.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Battle of the Disturbance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Evileye petitions Momon to help her, and he begins fighting the disguised Demiurge. As Climb and the others try to get Tuare out of the compound, they face resistance. Renner convenes an emergency strategy meeting.</desc>
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    <title>The Ultimate Trump Card - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The guardsmen and adventurers face a daunting array of demons until Momon arrives and takes charge. Brain once again comes face to face with Shalltear. While Evileye is occupied, Demiurge reveals his plan to Ains.</desc>
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    <title>A Ruler's Melancholy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With the events of Re-Estize Kingdom and the Lizard Men behind them, the loyal servants of Nazarick return to their daily routines. Ains, however, is worried about the work/life balance of his NPCs. They work day in and day out without rest...</desc>
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    <title>Moonbreaker - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When Romeo starts digging on the moon, the PJ Masks enlist Luna Girl's help.</desc>
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    <title>Race Up Mystery Mountain - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The PJ Masks have to stop Night Ninja from stealing a magical ring hidden at the top of Mystery Mountain.</desc>
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    <title>The Mountain Prisoner - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The PJ Masks have to stop Night Ninja from stealing a magical ring hidden at the top of Mystery Mountain.</desc>
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    <title>The Wolfy Kids - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The PJ Masks face the newest villains in town: the Wolfies.</desc>
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    <title>Honey's Three Bitter Days - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Honey gets his first cavity, and the number one rule until the cavity is fixed is no sweets. He then takes his frustration out on Mori, who is being strict on Honey, but Honey realizes that Mori was punishing himself for not telling Honey to brush his teeth twice.</desc>
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    <title>Haruhi in Wonderland - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Haruhi's dream about the day of her admission into Ouran High School becomes a trippy Alice in Wonderland-esque fantasy. Her friends try to tell Haruhi something important, but she only realizes it when in court. At the end of the dream, she meets her mom, who tells her to "enjoy a dream like student life." She wakes up with tears in her eyes, and sees the club dressed up in costumes that look like the ones they wore in her dream.</desc>
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    <title>Covering The Famous Host Club - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The ailing Newspaper Club wants to obtain an interview with the popular Host Club in order to save it from being disbanded due to the lack of public interest. Or so it seems. The newspaper club tell lies in their papers, so the club leader wants to interview the host club because he thinks that Tamaki is using his parents' power to control the popular students, and wants to tell the whole school that. Apparently he thinks of Tamaki as his mortal enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072008 +0000" stop="20260612074326 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refreshing Battle of Karuizawa - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During summer vacation, Haruhi gets a part-time job in a pension at Karuizawa. She feels guilty at first for not saying anything to the rest of the Host Club, until they drop in unannounced. A contest erupts when they realize there is only one remaining room at the pension. Hikaru and Kaoru win by using their brotherly love act. When Haruhi's middle school friend visits, things take a turn for the worst.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061640 +0000" stop="20260612064048 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BBQ/Office/Halloween - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The reporters check out a tasty BBQ. Yum! Later, they investigate a surprisingly fun office building and experience the chaotic joy of Halloween.</desc>
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    <title>Pizza/Magic/Cleaning - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ixbee, Pixbee and Squee venture into a pizza parlor, experiment with mind-bending magic and learn how humans clean up their messes.</desc>
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    <title>Arcade/Dumplings/Presents - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ixbee, Pixbee and Squee go for a high score at an arcade. Later, they gorge on a feast of dumplings and search for the perfect present.</desc>
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    <title>Junkyard/Spa/Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens have a smashing good time in a junkyard, observe humans relaxing at a spa and try to make sense of something called "love."</desc>
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    <title>Pills - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Herb's new sponsor is selling amphetamines to teenagers over the air by calling them diet pills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062533 +0000" stop="20260612065032 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changes - S04E13</title>
    <desc>To prepare for an interview with a black magazine, Venus adopts a new wardrobe and manner.</desc>
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    <title>Jennifer and Johnny's Charity - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Johnny asks Jennifer to help him raise money to rebuild a homeless shelter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071527 +0000" stop="20260612074026 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Take Romance - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Herb arranges a date for Les but doesn't realize that the dating service is a front for prostitution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062128 +0000" stop="20260612064443 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Otis' Sick Day - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Otis bruises his tentacles in an elevator mishap, thus other Fuzzlies try to substitute him as elevator operator.</desc>
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    <title>Fuzzly Beach Day - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Otis is afraid to go into the sea, thus he'll try to keep himself and his friends at shore.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Princess and the Peepers - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Abby and Bozzly have to get Princess Flug to sleep, otherwise she'll redden and flood the hotel with bubbles that would wash everything away.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Teeny Terry: Safety Officer - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Lex and Teeny Terry install an emergency sound system that would inform everyone at the hotel of an emergency.</desc>
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    <title>Super Tiny MegaPlane - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Chores Galore - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Rakhi Rundown - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Sword of Destiny - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Gob and Buster team up for some magic tricks with the help of Buster's fake hand, but when Tony Wonder, a rival magician, starts to mentor them, somebody gets the finger. Meanwhile, Michael is forced to delegate some work when he's hospitalized and Lindsay teaches George Michael how to drive using the staircar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062946 +0000" stop="20260612065143 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meat the Veals - S02E16</title>
    <desc>George Sr. tries to find a way to attend an anniversary dinner for Lucille while Michael deliberately offends Ann's devout Christian parents. Tobias goes overboard performing his "Mrs. Featherbottom" persona.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065143 +0000" stop="20260612071342 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Breakout - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Gob confronts the editor of the videos that showcased his magic mistakes. Michael tricks Lucille in to rehab, and then attempts to get her out after George Sr. is kidnapped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071342 +0000" stop="20260612073540 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Righteous Brothers - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Gob hides George Sr. while the model home's plumbing is checked; George Michael helps Ann protest Maeby's new movie; Tobias takes a liking to Kitty after Michael asks him to keep an eye on her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073540 +0000" stop="20260612075738 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cabin Show - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Michael learns that it's actually George Sr.'s twin brother Oscar serving time in prison, not George. After getting a tip from Barry, Michael heads to Reno to find George, but that costs him a camping trip he promised his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062009 +0000" stop="20260612070339 +0000" channel="C4005.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acceptable Loss - S05E17</title>
    <desc>A friend of Jesse asks the team to help take out his boss, who has been smuggling blood diamonds into the country with the help of diplomatic immunity. Michael asks Pearce for help transferring a prisoner who may be able to provide him with information on Anson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070339 +0000" stop="20260612074644 +0000" channel="C4005.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fail Safe - S05E18</title>
    <desc>As the team reaches a breaking point with Anson and his sinister plans, Pearce puts Michael in charge of his biggest CIA mission yet.</desc>
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    <title>Angels on Campus - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When two girls from Tiffany's sorority disappear, the Angels find themselves back in college trying to unravel a suspected white slavery ring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060128 +0000" stop="20260612064832 +0000" channel="C4007.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only in Miami - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a stunning verdict, questions arise about the jury's credibility, and one juror in particular soon adopts a very creative legal defense.</desc>
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    <title>Femme Fatale - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sal takes uncharacteristically desperate measures in the face of new federal charges, an unearthed paper trail and increasing pressure on a confidant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062036 +0000" stop="20260612064200 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piling On the Pork - S29E15</title>
    <desc>This trip, Guy Fieri is digging in and pigging out starting with a Puerto Rican spot in San Antonio that's building a unique take on nachos and cooking up a monster chop. In New Orleans, a gangster grill serves up pork knuckles and some sweet bird. Finally, a funky joint making not-your-everyday pork tacos and putting collards in a mouthwatering melt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064200 +0000" stop="20260612070323 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cultural Twist - S29E16</title>
    <desc>Guy Fieri dives into cultural cuisine with a twist! First, there's a cafe that's been serving scratch-made Scandinavian specialties in Salt Lake City since the 1950s. Next, there's a pizza joint putting an Indian spin on the classic Italian pie. Finally, a funky Chinese-American mashup in New Orleans that dishes out their own spin on chicken along with cheeseburger fried rice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070323 +0000" stop="20260612072447 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple D Nation: From the Sea - S29E17</title>
    <desc>Guy Fieri heads back to see what the Triple D Nation is cookin' up from under the sea. For starters, an oyster shuckin' shack is putting a new spin on an old favorite in the Big Easy. Plus, a family ran eatery has real-deal Italian from the pages of their grandmother's cookbook in Geyserville, California. Finally, you won't find any chips and salsa at this joint in Phoenix where Guy's sister-from-another-mister is whipping up legit Mexican straight from south of the border.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072447 +0000" stop="20260612074547 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple D Nation: International Affair - S29E18</title>
    <desc>Guy Fieri is circling the globe starting in Salt Lake City where a Vietnamese sandwich shop has exploded with six -- count 'em -- SIX locations around town. Then, in Minneapolis, an Italian pizza joint with Korean inspiration is spreading out across the city. In San Antonio, Texas, a Greek chef is whippin' up real-deal Mexican for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Finally, a haus in Scottsdale, Arizona, that hasn't missed a beat in their quest for true German flavor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064251 +0000" stop="20260612072845 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bangkok - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It may be the backpacker's must-see, but if you go to the Venice of the East, don't drive! The streets are teeming with seven million vehicles - and 1,200 new ones are added, every day! Host Andrew Younghusband gets an introduction to the madness beside a Hollywood stuntman for a whirlwind ride and a daring lesson on how to really move in this city.</desc>
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    <title>Universal Allies - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's the final battle for Goku, as he continues his struggle with Omega Shenron! This time though, Goku needs more help than his fellow Z-Fighters can offer. He enlists the help of King Kai, who helps coordinate the largest attack of all time!</desc>
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    <title>Until We Meet Again… - S03E24</title>
    <desc>On the final episode of Dragon Ball GT, The Eternal Dragon appears in the sky without being summoned and explains why the dragon balls cracked under the pressure of the minus energy. The unfortunate truth about what he must do next is revealed, and a glimpse into the future shows the power behind Shenron's final words.</desc>
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    <title>A Devastating Wish - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After decades of persistence, Emperor Pilaf finally steals the dragon balls and summons Shenron!  But Pilaf slips up yet again and wishes Goku back to childhood size!.  As Goku tries to present his new self to his family, King Kai reveals alarming news.  If the dragon balls aren't returned to Earth within one year, the entire planet will explode!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073248 +0000" stop="20260612075744 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pan Blasts Off - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Bulma, Videl, and Gohan prepare a ship that will be used to gather the Black Star Dragon Balls from space, Pan becomes upset at how the others view her as a child.  In the meantime, Goku is kidnapped by two men seeking to gain a ransom from a not-so-worried Bulma and Vegeta.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Boys - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The drug game is filled with those fighting for good and bad. Each side needs weapons to fight for their cause. These are the men and women who profit from the sale and use of the arms sold under the table.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065624 +0000" stop="20260612074023 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cocaine White Gold - S06E03</title>
    <desc>With more than 4 million regular users in the United States alone, cocaine has become worth more than gold. Join Nat Geo Channel as we go inside one of the largest markets in the country, Los Angeles, Calif.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060030 +0000" stop="20260612064512 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The world reacts to El Chapo's escape. The drug kingpin reveals his successor and tells his men to stop fighting. Berta gets angry at Don Sol.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064512 +0000" stop="20260612072551 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>El Chapo tells Vanessa how he thinks his Hollywood film should end. Don Sol investigates his wife to find something he can use to keep her in line.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062852 +0000" stop="20260612071621 +0000" channel="C4013.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cayetana and Valerio - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Polo is harassed at school. Samuel mulls the police's offer as he and Rebeca become closer. Ander struggles with his treatment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061611 +0000" stop="20260612070324 +0000" channel="C4014.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Clinic (1) - S04E10</title>
    <desc>When Maria first came visited the clinic in 2009 she was very embarrassed about the excess hair she had developed on her face and back. However, this was not just a physical problem for Maria, as this embarrassing hair growth has caused her problems at school and had severely knocked her confidence. After Dr Pixie referred Maria to a specialist, she found out that she had polycystic ovary syndrome, a condition that needs to be controlled with medication for life. Thankful that the cause had finally been identified, Maria was still anxious to have her hair removed as quickly as possible whilst waiting for her treatment to take effect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070324 +0000" stop="20260612074951 +0000" channel="C4014.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Clinic (2) - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Dean first came in to see Dr Dawn he’d been struggling with a bowel problem for over a decade. He’s been spending a total of 3 hours every day on the loo, answering the call of nature ten or twelve times every single day. Worryingly, he’d also been passing blood every time.

After a quick examination, Dawn sent Dean to get a gastroscopy – the inserting of a camera into his stomach in order to investigate the problem. With nothing untoward reported Dean had a similar procedure, this time with the camera inserted anally, followed by an ultrasound. It’s this final test that revealed the root of the problem. A fistula on his anal canal had been disrupting the operation of his sphincter muscle. Rather than going under the knife Dean was referred for a course of biofeedback treatment, designed to retrain his bowels through a series of exercises and dietary improvements, coupled with a course of anti-diarrhoea tablets.

The treatment is a success – 8 months on and Dean is seeing real results. Simply knowing the cause of the problem has given him the understanding he needed to rectify his troublesome rectum.

As many as 1 in 10 women suffers from an inverted nipple. It’s often not a medical worry, but for some women can cause low confidence and a lack of self-esteem. Sandra’s inverted nipple was taking over her life, so she came to see Dr Pixie.

Inverted nipples can in some cases secrete mucus and other nasties, leading to bad smells. Pixie referred Sandra to a specialist for further advice on this all-too-common problem. After a meeting with a consultant plastic surgeon it transpired that Sandra’s milk ducts were pulling the nipple inside the breast, causing scar tissue. There’s only one course of action for a problem like this: cut the ducts, releasing the nipple.

Under local anaesthetic, the surgeon pulled the nipple out of the breast and then severed the milk ducts, removing scar tissue at the same time. 15 minutes later the job was</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063521 +0000" stop="20260612071933 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The misery continues for the singles as Sean moves from Zahida to Zaralena, and Harriette's love triangle deepens. Maisie's desperate for action and a Geordie makes a spectacular entrance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071933 +0000" stop="20260612075828 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The tension in the villa reaches boiling point as Zaralena feels the force of Zahida's rage. Josh has his eye on Nicole, but will it be game over when she discovers a devastating secret?​</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062548 +0000" stop="20260612065403 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Builders - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Over his wife's objections, Basil hires his usual firm of incompetents (O'Reilly's) to do some carpentry work in the hotel lobby. With both Basil and Sybil out for the afternoon, they leave Polly in charge. She decides to have a nap, leaving the English-challenged Manuel in charge. When Basil returns, he finds a solid wall where once stood doors to the dining room and still no door to the kitchen per his work order. Sybil takes an I-told-you-so attitude and insists he hire a qualified builder to fix the mess, but Basil decides to get O'Reilly back to right the wrong, but he still makes a mess of it as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065403 +0000" stop="20260612072721 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Basil Fawlty's puritanical streak comes out when a young couple he suspects of not being married tries to book a double room. He's ready to give them rooms on separate floors until Sybil steps in. It turns out that the couple know Polly but when he sees her coming out of their room - she was trying on a dress her friend had brought her for the wedding they would be attending - Basil begins to think everyone has gone mad. All that's left is for another guest, Mrs. Peignoir, to get tipsy and make a pass at him. For Manuel, it's his birthday and a night of celebrating takes its toll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072721 +0000" stop="20260612075608 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hotel Inspectors - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Basil Fawlty goes on the alert when he hears there are hotel inspectors in the area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060007 +0000" stop="20260612062551 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of The Slime Monster, Part 4 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The team trys to come up with a conclusion.  Tina and Casey discover the Slime Monster's weakness, cold.  Just before the discover their plan, He attacks Lenni and the rest of the team!  Luckily, Tina escapes and Jamal and Tina melt the Slime Monster with vegtable oil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062551 +0000" stop="20260612064946 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Story, Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jamal sees some strange masked creatures in the park and finds a THABTO button where the masked creatures were.  Also, Jamal's sister, Danitra, goes to college and leaves him her computer. On the first day he gets a weird message asking ""Where are the children, are they OK?"". Lenni Frazier, a school mate of Jamal's, is also contacted by the strange ghost-like creature.  Who is this mysterious being?  Meanwhile, elementary student Gaby Fernandez gets her backpack stolen on her way to school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064946 +0000" stop="20260612071454 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Story, Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jamal and Lenni learn that the mysterious being is a spirit that wants to be friends. With no memory of where it came from, they nick name it Ghostwriter. Jamal goes to see Alex Fernandez, a friend of Lenni's, to help decipher a coded message he found in his locker and in the park.  Now, Ghostwriter decides to write to Alex, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071454 +0000" stop="20260612073955 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Story, Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Alex learns about Ghostwriter. Jamal and Alex figure out that the THABTOS, are who have been stealing backpacks (including Gaby's) and learn that these are the same kids Jamal saw at the park. Gaby, Alex's sister encounters the mysterious being.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060742 +0000" stop="20260612063218 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>J.J. and T.C. - S06E18</title>
    <desc>J.J. gets romantic with Bookman's female assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063218 +0000" stop="20260612065651 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Physical - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Florida's anxiety over an upcoming physical is worsened when Michael is mistakenly arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065651 +0000" stop="20260612072125 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Mothers - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Willona is framed by Penny's birth mother as unfit to care for Penny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072125 +0000" stop="20260612074559 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Rainbow - S06E21</title>
    <desc>The series finale finds good fortune for each character and an exit from the ghetto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060757 +0000" stop="20260612063831 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prediction - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Grace gets a distressing phone call that has Frankie questioning the future. Sol worries that Robert is experiencing memory loss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063831 +0000" stop="20260612070552 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panic Attacks - S07E10</title>
    <desc>After a trip to the ER, Frankie takes Grace to a therapist. Brianna brainstorms her next move and Coyote hits a snag in his marriage plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070552 +0000" stop="20260612073332 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horrible Family - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Frankie decides to celebrate every annual holiday and special occasion in rapid succession. Grace finds a shocking connection to a rising politician.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060711 +0000" stop="20260612061349 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gumbastic - S1988E71</title>
    <desc>Hope you're hungry, 'cause I got a big plate of stream of consciousness for you. We begin with Gumby's battle with a vending machine that won't give him his soda. After it sprouts a face and spits soda on him, Gumby sticks his hand up the slot where the sodas come out, only to get sucked in. Fortunately, Minga comes along to let him out. Gumby walks down the block to the local old west town to rip off a high noon gunfight scene from some popular western movie. Three hours later, Gumby gets a hankering for some ice cream, so he tosses a nickel into a wishing well. He's rewarded with a microscope. Looking in, he sees some microbes visiting an ice cream stand. When one of the microbes appears next to him (as tall as he is) and offers him an ice cream cone, he drops another nickel in the well, this time producing a pad of paper, a pencil, and an eraser. He draws the microbe and erases it, causing the microbe to be annihilated in real life. Then he draws himself some ice cream. Then, Gumby finds a nice quiet spot to sit and read his dictionary, when suddenly, a red dot comes along and zips around by him. He accidentally smashes it into tiny multi-colored dots, then mashes them together into a green dot. The dot turns into another Gumby with red eyes, which turns out to be the Blockheads (with cylindrical heads instead of cubes), who laugh at Gumby a bit, turn themselves into red dots, and zip away. Gumby turns himself into a green dot and follows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061349 +0000" stop="20260612061920 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Denali Lost - S1988E72</title>
    <desc>t's The Denali Blues meets High as a Kite when Denali gets himself shrunk and goes on a binge of carnival rides, train rides, and other things us tiny people take for granted. His final wish: to ride Gumby's kite. Unfortunately, Prickle loses control of the kite, and Denali flies off through the city, freaking out the chairman of some company and nearly falling prey to the tigers in the zoo. We're out of time, so now we cut quickly to Denali getting bigger again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061920 +0000" stop="20260612062633 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goo and the Queen (Part One) - S1988E73</title>
    <desc>n her way to the children's hospital one day, Goo is stopped by a creepy pterodactyl who claims that she's the only one who can save his queen. So, she follows along, refusing to get suspicious when they enter a book entitled "Queen Witch" or when Queen Xena is oddly insistent that she drink a glass of grape juice before hearing what is ailing the queen. Everyone pretends that it's a big surprise that Goo falls asleep and that the queen turns out to be a witch who steals Goo's magical flying powers to supplement her torched, worthless broom. Goo is locked in the tower and learns the hard way that you should never try to help anyone ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062633 +0000" stop="20260612063259 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goo and the Queen (Part Two) - S1988E74</title>
    <desc>Luckily, Goo has a radio hidden in her hair, which she uses to contact Gumby. Gumby and friends come flying to her rescue. With all the resistance of a potted fern from the guards, Gumby steals back Goo's flying powers while Prickle and Pokey break her out of the tower. Absolutely nothing goes right for the witch, and our heroes go home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063259 +0000" stop="20260612063947 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving Experience - S1988E75</title>
    <desc>Gumby's family is moving to a new house, seeing as how they have an afternoon and nothing better to do. Unfortunately, they hire the Blockheads as their furniture movers and, as one would expect, G and J spend the entire cartoon destroying everything Gumby's family holds dear as the furniture makes its way into their van, even going so far as to crash their van into the front of the new house and dump everything out on the front lawn. Art Clokey can't write his way out of this mess, so it turns out that it was just Gumby's mom's nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063947 +0000" stop="20260612064636 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prickle's Baby Brudder - S1988E76</title>
    <desc>Prickle's little brother comes over to visit, but the amusing thing is that he's the size of the barn. Ha ha! Anyway, it seems that he's been accused of burning down a small village and Saint George is after his head. Gumby and Prickle decide that the best thing to do is to take him back to see Saint George, who immediately starts waving his little pointy thing around. Rather than eat him in one bite, Prickle's brother decides to flee. Unfortunately, Saint George manages to keep up, but just as he's about to strike a fatal blow, he's horribly struck by lightning. Gumby quickly blames the burning village on the lightning. And so, Saint George's armor is turned into a lightning rod, Prickle's brother becomes chief of the new fire department, and Saint George takes up fishing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064636 +0000" stop="20260612065357 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My-O-Maya - S1988E77</title>
    <desc>Gumby receives a call from a chatty aunt. He doesn't want to talk to her, so he puts a fast-talking toy box in front of the phone and runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065357 +0000" stop="20260612070045 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goo's Music Video - S1988E78</title>
    <desc>Goo's having problems writing the script for the band's new music video, until she's inspired by a dream involving geysers and bears and caves. Cut ahead to them watching their video. It starts with everyone tuning their instruments, then playing for a bit before turning into slabs of clay and forming a rainbow that creates four geysers which spew tiny Gumbys, Pokeys, Prickles, and Goo's into the sky. Several of the tiny characters turn themselves into a giant multi-colored monster head, which chases the real figures into a weird sort of hallucinatory world, which eventually becomes a cave. Goo flies them away from danger, only to be pursued by a giant bat. She spits clay at it, making it crash into a checkerboard and morph itself into Gumby's farm, where the cartoon ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070045 +0000" stop="20260612070445 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clayfully Yours - S1988E79</title>
    <desc>The story opens on a river, where Prickle and his sweetheart are picnicking and those surly Blockheads are baiting the crocodiles. The Blockheads annoy the amorous dinosaurs for a bit until a croc pops up and kicks them around a little. Prickle defeats the crocodile, much to the delight of his lady love. Meanwhile, in another reality, Gumby is babysitting for two twin babies, one in each arm. And they won't stop crying. So, what does our hero do? He juggles them one-handed. As he juggles the babies, he pulls various things out of his pocket with his free hand, including a hot dog, a bottle of pop, and a tiny Blockhead. When his hard day of babysitting is over, he decides to watch some TV, but changes his mind when he sees what's on. Unfortunately, TV will not tolerate being turned off, and he engages in a remote control duel with his set, turning each other into ever more bizarre things. Finally, Gumbo comes in, extends his neck into outer space, and inspires a truce between the combatants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070445 +0000" stop="20260612071201 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proxy Gumby - S1988E80</title>
    <desc>This cautionary tale begins when Gumby's new computer arrives, equipped with the latest in electronic cloning. Gumby makes a clone of himself to perform his menial daily routine so that he can sit at home eating donuts and watching game shows all day. Unfortunately, his clone comes equipped with self-preservation routines that make it smash the Blockheads into jelly and destroy his farm. Gumby's friends realize that something's wrong with "Gumby" and follow him home. Without the restrictions of responsibility and polite society, Gumby has become a fat slob who shuts himself out from all human contact and spends all his time with his computer. (I wonder who that reminds me of.) Luckily, it's all a bad dream, and Gumby wakes up to find that his new computer really has arrived. Learning nothing from his dream, he leaps happily out of bed, presumably to fulfill his horrible nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071201 +0000" stop="20260612071915 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goo's Pies - S1988E81</title>
    <desc>okey and Prickle are giving out ads to the people in different books. Goo ordered robots to work on baking pies. On their lunch break, the Bockheads mess with the controls and cause chaos in the kitchen. Gumby checked on the pies. Pokey, Prickle, and Goo get trapped in giant pies. The robots start throwing pies at the customers. The Blockheads were laughing at Gumby and his friends, until Chilly found out with they're up to. Gumby and his friends punish the Blockheads by throwing pies in his faces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071915 +0000" stop="20260612072606 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Farm - S1988E82</title>
    <desc>Gumby and friends are sick of being a farm and band and decide to get some robots to take over the farm so they can concentrate more on the band. While they're away, Tillie admires herself in Gumby's computer monitor, walking all over his keyboard in the process. The robots, naturally, go haywire. Fortunately, Denali calls Gumbo to come over and take care of them while Gumby and friends make their way back from a concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072606 +0000" stop="20260612073349 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forbidden Mine (Part One) - S1988E83</title>
    <desc>Gumby has a surprise for Minga, Prickle, Goo, and Pokey: a picnic at the very edge of the Grand Canyon. Afterward, they decide to explore an old mine. The mine's caretaker isn't pleased with the idea, but for no reason at all he warms up to them and lets them in. They go 2000 feet down to take the grand tour of the hole in the ground. Unfortunately, there's an earthquake and subsequent cave-in, trapping Minga behind feet of solid rock!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073349 +0000" stop="20260612074037 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forbidden Mine (Part Two) - S1988E84</title>
    <desc>Gumby and Prickle move the rocks out of the way, only to find that the mine is flooding and the elevator doesn't work! It's up to Goo to fly to the surface and get some help. She finds Gumbo, who gets Denali and two thousand feet of rope, and hauls everyone safely to the surface. Minga brings back a giant, solid-gold nugget as a souvenir.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074037 +0000" stop="20260612074545 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clay Play - S1988E85</title>
    <desc>Gumby steps into a modern dance book and joins Prickle in some modern dance, which involves Gumby turning into a ball and Prickle turning into a weird robot and spraying Gumby with water. They return to normal and leave the book (Prickle turns back into a robot briefly) and go about their business. Gumby puts on some music and rocks out for a while until Prickle comes along and changes the station. They fight over the radio for a bit, which ends with Gumby getting flung into the desert, where he melts and seeps into the ground, only to reform in an underground cave. He meets a giant, scary monster and, just as he's about to meet his certain doom, the scene freezes. The camera pulls back a bit to show that the Blockheads were animating the cartoon. As they argue about just how gruesome Gumby's end should be, Gumby himself arrives and chases them off. Then he pulls out some models of the Blockheads and, with a sinister look, turns back to continue the cartoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074545 +0000" stop="20260612075335 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knight Mare - S1988E86</title>
    <desc>We begin the story with Don Quixote's infamous battle with the windmill, which has the unfortunate result of sending the Don out of his book and into Toyland where (surprise surprise) he decides that all of the toys are evil monsters which must be destroyed. (And he's not even a religious zealot.) The Blockheads notice the erratic knight and decide to send him to Gumby's farm, hoping he'll cause some delightful havoc. He mistakes Denali's house for a castle and Denali for a horrible monster. Fortunately, the man of La Mancha is easily overwhelmed by ice cubes, and Denali deposits him before Gumby to do with him what he will. Gumby tells the insane man that his wizard (Professor Kapp) will give him magical powers to fight evil (use some sort of device to end his insanity). And so, another classic story completely ruined by Gumby's well-meaningfulness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061457 +0000" stop="20260612064024 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrinks Across the Sea - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Bob and Emily suffer international complications when they host a French psychologist in their home as part of a medical exchange program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064024 +0000" stop="20260612070548 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's It All About, Albert? - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Bob is depressed by his seeming lack of success as a psychologist. He seeks help from his old college professor, who manages to heighten his despair by informing him that psychology is all nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070548 +0000" stop="20260612073052 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who is Mr. X? - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Bob accepts a seemingly innocent invitation to appear as the guest on a TV discussion program. He winds up in the jaws of a dilemma when the show host turns out to have the disposition of a shark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073052 +0000" stop="20260612075600 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Bob moves up in the world from the seventh to the tenth floor when he joins the firm of a swinging psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060059 +0000" stop="20260612062231 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Work and No Play (1) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wick begins spending more time around Drew's house.  He claims that he needs to keep up appearances in case the INS makes a surprise visit.  Wick has to sleep over after he injures his ankle while exercising.  He borrows a pair of underwear from Drew, and suddenly becomes a really nice guy.  He treats employees with kindness and takes Lewis, Kate and Oswald to lunch.  Drew is hurt when his friends accept Wick's lunch invitation instead of staying with him.  They later join Wick at a British pub, ignoring plans to meet Drew at the Warsaw.  Drew accuses Wick of stealing his friends.  He throws him out of the house and says that he will end their fake gay marriage.  Wick becomes a bigger tyrant than ever at the office, and says that he will not change his ways unless Drew lets him hang out at the house.  Wick comes over to pick up his belongings, and pleads for a chance to be friends.  Drew is put off by his overbearing personality and wants nothing to do with him.  Wick hires a woman</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062231 +0000" stop="20260612064211 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drew's in a Coma (2) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Drew is left comatose after a car accident.  He enjoys a fantasy world where he is surrounded by scantily clad models, dines from pizza trees, and has a makeup-free Mimi as his slave.  Meanwhile, his friends hold a bedside vigil.  Mimi even kisses him in the hopes that the shock to his system would wake him.  The doctor gives him an injection to help him come around, but it doesn't work.  Drew insists that he would rather stay in the coma, as it seems much better than his real life.  As a last resort, the doctor suggests that they remove him from the respirator.  The shock will cause him to either come out of the coma or die.  Steve (who has power of attorney) hopes to avoid this option.  The gang tries surrounding Drew with familiar things, but there is no change in his condition.  After Drew is removed from the respirator, he takes a test to see if he can get into heaven.  He learns that he has been accepted.  Mimi goes into labor in Drew's room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064211 +0000" stop="20260612070204 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drew and the Baby (3) - S06E16</title>
    <desc>En route to heaven, Drew encounters his nephew, who is on his way to Earth to be born.  The baby takes note of Drew's sarcastic comments about Mimi and fears that his mother is a terrible person.  He no longer wants to be born.  Drew tries to prove that Mimi will be a good mother by having his soul inhabit the newborn while the baby observes from heaven.  The gang takes the comatose Drew's body home and tries to make his nurse serve them.  The baby nearly chokes after Oswald tries to feed him a pretzel.  Mimi comforts the child and says that she would not be able to go on if something happened to him.  The baby is convinced of her love and decides that he is ready to switch with Drew.  Drew becomes very sad at the prospect of not being able to spend any more time with his friends.  He decides that he wants to return to Earth.  He awakens from his coma, but no one believes his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612070204 +0000" stop="20260612072158 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hush Little Baby - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Mimi and Steve cannot get their son to stop crying.  He becomes quiet instantly when Drew comes for a visit and interacts with him.  Steve becomes ill, and Mimi orders him to leave so that he doesn't infect the baby.  He stays at Drew's house, where Oswald and Kate look after him.  He convinces the reluctant Drew to stay at his house and help Mimi with the baby until he recovers.  The baby will only stop crying when Drew is holding him, and refuses to eat.  Much to his horror, Drew must hold the baby while he breast-feeds.  He then learns that Steve has strep throat and cannot return for two weeks.  Drew finally becomes fed up and says that Mimi and Steve will have to learn to take care of their child on their own.  Mimi, disheartened by her inability to bond with the baby, tries to leave him with Drew.  When a still-ailing Steve comes over to visit, the baby stops crying after Mimi yells at Steve to get out.  Drew concludes that the baby had grown used to Mimi's irascible behavior whi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072158 +0000" stop="20260612074315 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drew's Life After Death - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Exile - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Srikant Tiwari has started a new life as an IT employee, but he can't stay away from adventure when JK is sent to Chennai to nab a former foreign insurgent. Chennai TASC agent, Muthu and JK are faced with a hostage situation in Chennai. And Dhriti may have a boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Mutiny - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After Griselda receives a tempting offer from a big-time supplier, she tries to win over a business rival and earn the trust of the local dealers.</desc>
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    <title>Showdown! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ty asks Amy to give their relationship another chance. Ashley makes a decision that surprises her mother and Lou. Cattle rustlers hit Big River Ranch, and the situation gets out of hand.</desc>
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    <title>True Enough - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Amy's teacher brings a horse named Boxer to Heartland, Amy learns a valuable lesson about fathers and daughters. Ty and Kit seem to be blissfully happy together. Lou catches Constable Rodriguez with another woman.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody's Entitled to My Opinion - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Brendon begins writing reviews for a movie website called movie-winner-or-weiner.com. Jason and Melissa are excited because Brendon gets passes for all of them to see the premiere of 'All That Violence'. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk wreaks havoc because he's finally got a friend 'on the inside'.</desc>
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    <title>Camp - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Brendon, Jason, and Melissa attend a performing arts camp where they learn that they actually know very little about the performing arts. Meanwhile Coach McGuirk is forced to flee from a crazed group of crying men who want to hug him.</desc>
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    <title>Bye, Bye, Greasy - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Brendon is chosen to direct the school musical 'Bye Bye Greasy'. Everyone gets involved, including Fenton (lights), Paula (sets), Coach McGuirk (with a special incentive), and Shannon (the school bully who appreciates singing and dancing).</desc>
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    <title>The Heart Smashers - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Brendon is trying to finish an underwater movie about a Mighty Septopus, Fenton Mewlys gets in the way with his stuck-up fits of frustration. Meanwhile, Paula has trouble breaking up with her new boyfreind, and Coach McGurk joins a training facility, but decides to only work on the Pec Flexor.</desc>
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    <title>Mouth Off - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Shifu suggests that Po should take a vow of silence to help with his focus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062743 +0000" stop="20260612065137 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Serpent's Tooth - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The villagers begin to adopt an anti-snake sentiment when Fu-xi turns renegade and attacks the Valley of Peace.</desc>
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    <title>The Goosefather - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The local thugs love Mr. Ping's soup so much, the noodle shop becomes a villain hangout.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071534 +0000" stop="20260612073929 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Po Picks a Pocket - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Po befriends a group of orphans who have been stealing money and goods from the villagers.</desc>
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    <title>House of Flying Pandas - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The gang learns of even bigger and direr forces working against the Empress and the Kingdom of China, and must come up with a plan to put a stop to it before it is too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063150 +0000" stop="20260612065457 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coronation of the Iron Goddess - S01E25</title>
    <desc>When things don't quite go according to plan, Po and the Kids must rally with other allies to save the Empress and protect China.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065457 +0000" stop="20260612071803 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invincible Armour - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Po and the Kids are put to the ultimate test, and must use all their knowledge and skills in order to defeat The White Bone Demon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071803 +0000" stop="20260612074134 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Dragon Master - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After absorbing the mystical Hero Chi of the Four Constellations, four panda kids enlist the Dragon Master to teach them Kung Fu</desc>
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    <title>Kin - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After months of traveling, Joel and Ellie receive a grave warning about what lies ahead. Later, Ellie learns more about Joel’s past -- while Joel tries his best to forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061727 +0000" stop="20260612064011 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Beifong - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Bolin helps Opal and Lin save the Beifongs from Kuvira. Korra visits the Spirit World looking for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064011 +0000" stop="20260612070305 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kuvira's Gambit - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Korra and Team Avatar try to stop Kuvira from moving against Republic City; Kuvira unveils a deadly new weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070305 +0000" stop="20260612072559 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Colossus - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Team Avatar clashes with Kuvira on the streets of Republic City; Pema and Prince Wu help evacuate innocent citizens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612072559 +0000" stop="20260612074854 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Stand - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The fate of the Earth Kingdom and the Avatar's life is at stake, when Korra comes face to face with Kuvira.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060449 +0000" stop="20260612062718 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Ed - S04E26</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger and Tonto trail a trio of escape killers into a little farming community where they meet a proud old pioneer whose advance age has forced him into a life of peaceful existence, motivating him to exaggerate his past exploits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062718 +0000" stop="20260612064948 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jornada Del Muerto - S04E27</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on the trail of an outlaw man who has lived with the Apaches for years and who has been responsible for many murders and bloddy Indian uprisings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064948 +0000" stop="20260612071217 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunstroke Mesa - S04E28</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger and Tonto capture a band of brutal outlaws, while at the same time helping a misguided youth find the true human values.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071217 +0000" stop="20260612073444 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sawtelle Saga's End - S04E29</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger and Tonto are faced with a situation when they track down the desperados who have terrorized the countryside with their bank robberies and viciousness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073444 +0000" stop="20260612075713 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Too-Perfect Signature - S04E30</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger and Tonto are pitted against an unscrupulous attorney and his aide when forged documents are discovered, supposedly transferring a ranch into their hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612060051 +0000" stop="20260612071233 +0000" channel="C4043.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manimal - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When a group of thieves devise a plan to hijack a shipment of nerve gas, Detective Brooke Mackenzie must stop them. She teams up with Dr. Jonathan Chase, a man that knows the secrets that divide man and animal and who is trained in an African technique that allows him to change into different animal forms.
TRANSFORMATIONS - a hawk and a black panther.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060634 +0000" stop="20260612062837 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of Hercules - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Hulks travel to ancient Greece and team up with Hercules to stop Pluto from turning everyone on Earth to stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062837 +0000" stop="20260612065041 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Banner Day - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Hulk allows himself to be turned back into Bruce Banner but then struggles with the decision when Ronan launches an alien attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065041 +0000" stop="20260612071244 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheels of Fury - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. attempt to help Iron Man subdue Mainframe in a gladiatorial roller derby game for the fate of the planet, but are faced with a challenge when they discover only She-Hulk knows how to skate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071244 +0000" stop="20260612073448 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Future Smash (1): The Dino Era - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Hulk chases Leader back in time to the Jurassic era, but their actions result in present Earth being taken over by dinosaurs. Hulk battles Leader in the past to save all of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073448 +0000" stop="20260612075651 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Future Smash (2): Smashgard - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Hulk follows Leader back in time to the Viking Era and teams up with young Thor and Loki. The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. fight to stop "All Father" Leader from taking over the planet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061321 +0000" stop="20260612063501 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Bellwether in One's Cap - S01E01</title>
    <desc>11-year-old Max receives a baseball cap that turns out to be the key to a series of teleport ""portals"" left by the ancient Lemurians, which as the foretold ""Mighty One"" he must use to defeat the evil Skull Master.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063501 +0000" stop="20260612065647 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brain-Suckers Cometh! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Max, Virgil, and Norman must prevent the earth from being invaded by brain sucking space aliens.  The only way to do this is for Max to make amends with Ernie, his nerdy loudmouth lab partner from school.  Ernie is the only one that can crack the computer codes on the aliens' disks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065647 +0000" stop="20260612071833 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snakes &amp; Laddies - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Max brings an ancient necklace back from Egypt and gives it to a girl named Jiffie, it turns out to have a curse that causes her to be kidnapped for sacrifice to a snake god.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071833 +0000" stop="20260612074017 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Cyclops - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While vacationing with his mom in Turkey, Max is accused of stealing a baseball cap and gets the cosmic cap taken away from him and is imprisoned.  Norman attempts to free Max from the prison, but they encounter and must do battle against a giant Cyclops.  Meanwhile, Virgil and Max's mom search desperately for the missing cap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062135 +0000" stop="20260612064518 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crossword Mystery - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While in Washington, D.C., Ms. Bisby does a crossword puzzle finding a clue to the puzzle. However, once the word was said, Ms. Bisby falls into a hypnotic state. And she's not the only one. Two college professors are also hypnotized.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064518 +0000" stop="20260612070914 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ninja Mystery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The team has a meet in New York City not too far from a movie location. At the same time, a mysterious ninja is robbing stores nearby and is looking for something in particular. The team has to unravel the mystery before the ninja makes a clean getaway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612070914 +0000" stop="20260612073256 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dilemma of the Double-Edged Dagger - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. T was placed under arrest while the team was in Mexico City where strange thefts from a museum happened. With Mr. T in jail, the team try to help by finding the real criminals and uncover an ancient pyramid. Once inside, the team discovers 4 Aztec warriors standing in their way.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073256 +0000" stop="20260612075640 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of the Spectral Sister - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Mr. T and his team uncover a pair of stock swindlers who have master-minded a plan to steal evidence from the O'Neill family that can potentially be used against them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063904 +0000" stop="20260612072204 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Guerre Plantation - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Fort Gaines on Massacre Island. This weeks dares take place in the West Bastion Cistern, Quarter Master's Room, Ammunition Room, Infirmary, The Collapsed Bastian Tunnel, and the POW Cell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612062444 +0000" stop="20260612072321 +0000" channel="C4048.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Election Night (2) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Election Night 2012 winds down, Will and Charlie await a decision from Reese that may impact their future at ACN, and that of the entire senior staff. Sloan learns the identity of the anonymous winning bidder for her book. Don discusses a countersuit against Jerry with Rebecca. Neal turns to Hallie for help giving Mac a parting gift. Jim tries to make peace with Lisa, encouraging Maggie to do the same. Will has a revelation while Charlie is sharing his.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060753 +0000" stop="20260612063045 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Knows Your Mask - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the CID is brought in to investigate a disappearance of Kimihiko Hayama, they discover that not only has he been killed, but someone has taken over his net avatar, Talisman. The CID tries to track down the fake Talisman in order to find the killer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612063045 +0000" stop="20260612065337 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Knows Your Face - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The CID’s hunt for Kimihiko Hayama’s killer leads them to another murder with the same modus operandi. Now it’s up to the CID to figure out how to track down the killer’s real identity and get justice for the victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612065337 +0000" stop="20260612071629 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Psychotic Prince - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After reading Kogami’s personnel file, Akane attempts to learn more about Kogami’s past and why he ended up as an Enforcer. Meanwhile, the CID detectives attempt to figure out who was helping Kanehara commit murders in the Hachioji Drone incident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071629 +0000" stop="20260612073921 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Symbolism of Bletilla Striata - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After realizing that the recent murders and the Specimen Case are indeed connected, Ginoza takes Kogami off the case and requests Tsunemori to watch over him. Tsunemori discusses Sasayama's murder with Kogami, and he gives her his one piece of evidence: a blurry image of Makishima. Meanwhile, Makishima, in a study with another older man, reveals the circumstances of Rikako Oryo's father's death and discusses the nature of the shortening life expectancy in this "perfect" world. Later, Rikako continues her crimes with the help of Makishima's colleague, Choe Gu-Sung, and abducts another fellow student who is worried about her friend's disappearance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060151 +0000" stop="20260612064410 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tables Have Turned - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Emotions run high at the villas as the reality of life after the island starts to set in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064410 +0000" stop="20260612072629 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Regrets - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The remaining singles join the couples on final overnight dates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060657 +0000" stop="20260612064945 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifth Wheel - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Pearsons come together under unexpected circumstances. Jack surprises the family with a summer vacation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612064945 +0000" stop="20260612073251 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clooney - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Kate goes wedding dress shopping. Kevin embraces a new lifestyle. Randall explores William's past. Jack and Rebecca take the kids to the mall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060503 +0000" stop="20260612063143 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Anniversary - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Siri and David celebrate their seventh anniversary and check-in at a luxury hotel. She can not stop thinking about John while David tries to get close. Siri reveals her feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612063143 +0000" stop="20260612065556 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love Him - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Siri has ended things with John. Camille invites Siri and David to a party, after which Siri persuades David to come with her, not knowing that John will be at the same party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065556 +0000" stop="20260612072043 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Siri - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Siri cheated on him, David finds her betrayal unbearable and tries to learn more about John.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072043 +0000" stop="20260612074354 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Looked Me In The Eye And You Swore - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Siri realises that her lies and betrayal have caught up with her and tries to seek forgiveness when David confronts her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612060304 +0000" stop="20260612062611 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moosebumps! (3) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Bullwinkle and Rocky fly to a mysterious monster-inhabited island to meet the missing mad scientist that created the serum that turned Bullwinkle into a monster, only to learn of the biggest, meanest monster on the island, Humongalon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612062611 +0000" stop="20260612064917 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moosebumps! (4) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Fearless Leader uses the monster Humongalon to force everyone to surrender the world to him, Rocky and Bullwinkle try to stop them in the most massive monster battle ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064917 +0000" stop="20260612071223 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stink of Fear (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Rocky and Bullwinkle travel to Paris to enter a cooking competition, Fearless Leader sends super spies Boris and Natasha after Bullwinkle to steal his secret recipe</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071223 +0000" stop="20260612073530 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stink of Fear (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Boris and Natasha continue their mission and Bullwinkle tries to overcome his stage-fright to advance in the cooking competition, a secret government agency begins tracking Rocky &amp; Bullwinkle's movements.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073530 +0000" stop="20260612075836 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stink of Fear (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Bullwinkle remembers he forgot the secret ingredient to his stinky pie recipe, he and Rocky travel to Norway and enlist the help of his beloved Grandwinkle, not knowing that they are being followed!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061817 +0000" stop="20260612074239 +0000" channel="C4109.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Three - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A vengeful murder and a corrupt cop figure into Dante's scheme to devastate Cross (Jason Gedrick) and “lead the [Clericuzio] family back to its glory.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612061843 +0000" stop="20260612064251 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kingdom of Hades - S01E26</title>
    <desc>In the final episode, Ulysses and his companions reach the Kingdom of Hades. They meet Orpheus, who seeks Ulysses' help to find his love, Eurydice, who has been taken to the Kingdom of Hades by Charon. Hades, the god of death, tells Ulysses that he must leave his companions behind if he wishes to return to Earth. He rejects the offer, which was a final test, and they all return home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612064251 +0000" stop="20260612070652 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vengeance of the Gods - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the 31st Century at the planet Troy, the space explorer Ulysses prepares to take his ship, the Odyssey, and its crew back to Earth, where political unrest between impatient Princes threatens the peace. Ulysses must also return to the Earth before the next comet travels across the sky there, otherwise his wife Penelope's duty will be to find another husband. Before their journey begins, the Odyssey's crew celebrates Ulysses' son Telemachus' birthday, and he is given a new little robot named Nono. On the Odyssey's journey back to the Earth, the Odyssey's computer Sherka detects a previously unknown planet. As the planet's location is logged on file, a white light emanates from the planet and abducts Telemachus. He is taken prisoner and comes across two other children from the planet Zotra (also known as the White Planet), Yumi and her brother Numinor. He tells Telemachus that they are all prisoners of the disciples of the Cyclops. The Cyclops steals energy from children and gives it t</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Black Sphere - S01E03</title>
    <desc>On an isolated asteroid, the blind Heratos and his Zotrian companion Atena attempt to contact the Odyssey. The gods of Olympus, who took Heratos' sight, offer to return it if he sends Ulysses to the graveyard of wrecks and hulks. After they threaten Atena, he agrees to betray Ulysses. The Odyssey receives their signal and heads towards Atena and Heratos' asteroid. Atena explains how she was found abandoned as a child in a spaceship by Heratos, and Heratos himself tells Ulysses of a black sphere that lay next to Atena in the ship. After touching the sphere, he found it to be a ship's log showing a map of Olympus and the route through the galactic glaciers. To prevent him from knowing too much, the gods took away his sight, and he and Atena ended up stranded on an asteroid. Heratos pretends give Ulysses directions to the galactic glaciers, but they are instead directions to the graveyard of wrecks and hulks. After confessing his crime to Atena, they both travel into space after Ulysses.</desc>
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    <title>Flowers of Fear - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Monday, March 17, 2025 - S52E112</title>
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    <title>Tuesday, March 18, 2025 - S52E113</title>
    <desc>Victor gives Kyle a reality check. Lily questions Damian's motives. Holden presses his luck with Audra.</desc>
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    <title>Wednesday, March 19, 2025 - S52E114</title>
    <desc>Jack and Diane counsel Traci. Nick receives an unexpected invitation. Sparks fly between Adam and Chelsea.</desc>
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    <title>The Only Thing That Helps - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Genetically Inferior Beta Males - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gretchen parents her friends with mixed results. Jimmy does Vernon’s podcast. Edgar embarks on an alternative therapy. Lindsay pushes Paul too far.</desc>
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    <title>The Seventh Layer - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Talking to Me, Talking to Me - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy builds a tree house. Gretchen accompanies Lindsay during a potentially emotional event. Edgar’s professional life flourishes to Dorothy’s dismay.</desc>
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    <title>The Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Several crew members and passengers search the ship for the boy after locking up the captain, Olek, Jérôme and Ramiro. Krester’s secret is revealed.</desc>
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    <title>The Calling - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Maura has terrible flashbacks and makes a shocking move. A sound leads some passengers to jump overboard. Maura makes a discovery about her father.</desc>
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    <title>Inside Out - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Nick keeps trying to surprise Sally, but he just can't do it! The Cat takes them to find a real surprise in the Skippylarito Fields! Once there, Cat shows them a special bean - that suddenly moves! With a shrunken Thingamajigger, they go inside the bean and meet the moth larvae that lives there. They learn that it's really the moth that causes the bean to move. What a neat surprise indeed!</desc>
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    <title>Big Cats - S01E79</title>
    <desc>When Sally and Nick have difficulty sneaking up on Nick's mom to surprise her, the Cat brings them to meet nature's great sneaker-uppers: three big cats. The kids learn patience from a snow leopard, speed from a cheetah, and distraction techniques from a lion.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Beetles - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Nick and Sally must protect their cookie jar from cookie snatchers! But how? Well by meeting three of the Cat's beetle friends, that's how! Stan the Giant Stag beetle shows them how to look scary, while Cliff the Click beetle teaches them to make a noise them jump! And Bobbi the Bombardier beetle has a stinky surprise for those that try to sneak up on her. Now Nick and Sally can keep their cookies safe!</desc>
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    <title>A Head of the Game - S02E08</title>
    <desc>First invented as a breath mint in 1927 and known worldwide for its iconic dispenser, a single batch of PEZ candy produces nearly half a million fruity-flavored tablets. First created in the 1950's, you get a whole lot of cheez-y goodness when you combine two crispy mini-waffles with this top-secret bright orange filling. Inspired by an Italian family recipe and overseen by Mamma herself, there's plenty of `amore' in every bite of Michael Angelo's chicken Parmesan.</desc>
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    <title>Midnight Buns - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Reportedly invented by the Girl Scouts nearly a century ago, these sweet S'mores are lovingly made in Pennsylvania and give you all that campfire goodness without ever having to rough it. Always fresh and never frozen, Five Guys sesame-studded burger buns are baked fresh in Washington, D.C. every night and shipped to restaurants across the country. It takes more than 600,000 pounds of corn every week to keep up with the demand for popcorners--the chip-shaped popcorn that's become a popular snack in the sky.</desc>
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    <title>Jack &amp; Coke - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Woody and bunghole are technical terms at Jack Daniels' Tennessee headquarters where its world-famous whiskey is lovingly brewed using fire, fresh spring water, and 150 years of expertise. Help celebrate Coca-Cola's iconic contour bottle's 100th birthday at the massive Georgia facility where its special formula remains one of the best-kept secrets in the world. Wahlburgers takes pride in its red-hot Hollywood connection and their six-inch all-beef all-American wieners.</desc>
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    <title>Almost New England - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First founded in 1950, visit the massive roasting facility that allows Dunkin Donuts to serve 30 cups of coffee per second for a grand total of 1.8 billion cups every year. A hearty soup that's steeped in history, New England clam chowder starts at sea where fresh surf clams are harvested by the shipload. First invented in 1920 and proudly produced in Boston, the iconic multi-colored Slap Stix lollipop features creamy caramel swirled with banana-flavored nougat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612061706 +0000" stop="20260612064148 +0000" channel="C4197.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunflowers and a Vampire - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ruby awakens to find herself in a tent with Tsukune-tachi. Ruby explains about how badly witches have been treated and how developers are planning to destroy the sunflower fields where she and her master live.</desc>
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    <title>New Term and a Vampire - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Newspaper Club's work on its next edition rouses the powerful and corrupt Security Committee whose function is to act as the school's police.</desc>
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    <title>Security Committee and a Vampire - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The attempts of the Newspaper Club to collect evidence of the Security Committee's corruption causes Tsukune's arrest on "suspicion of being a human" along with Moka, Kurumu and Mizore being taken in as people of interest.</desc>
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    <title>Tsukune and a Vampire - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An unexpected friend joins Moka and the others to rescue Tsukune from the Public Safety Commission.</desc>
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    <title>Father Michael - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Father Michael confesses to a shocked Helen, Chloe wreaks a devastating revenge and, on her deathbed, Father Michael's mother finally makes peace with her son and herself.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Leah deals with the fallout of Adam's betrayal, some unexpected news further complicates matters. The truth is finally exposed over the course of one explosive evening.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the police try to piece together the fatal sequence of events, both women come under the spotlight, but have they got the right person?</desc>
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    <title>Scheming Schemers - S23E07</title>
    <desc>The stooges are three incompetent plumbers who foul up the plumbing in a fancy mansion where a society party is going on. They manage to catch a couple of thieves masquerading as guests before the whole party degenerates into a pie fight.</desc>
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    <title>Commotion on the Ocean - S23E08</title>
    <desc>The stooges are would-be reporters, who are tricked into becoming stowaways by "Borscht", a spy for an enemy country. Stranded on a freighter on the high seas, they discover that Borscht has concealed some stolen microfilm in watermelons they brought aboard for him. After a wild chase, they subdue Borscht and recover the microfilm.</desc>
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    <title>Hoofs and Goofs - S24E01</title>
    <desc>Joe dreams that the stooge's sister Birdie has died and been reincarnated as a horse. The stooges take Birdie home but must conceal her from the snoopy landlord. They succeed, but more complications ensue when Birdie gives birth to a colt. Joe wakes up to suffer some abuse from the real Birdie (Moe in drag), when he tells her he dreamed she was a horse.</desc>
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    <title>Muscle Up a Little Closer - S24E02</title>
    <desc>Joe is engaged but can't get married until he recovers the engagement ring which has disappeared. The stooges suspect the ring was stolen by Elmo, a beefy bully, who works at the same factory they do. They confront Elmo in the company gym, but he's too tough for them. Fortunately Joe's girl is even tougher, and she gets Elmo to confess and return the ring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612071653 +0000" stop="20260612073255 +0000" channel="C6224.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Merry Mix-Up - S24E03</title>
    <desc>The stooges appear in triplicate as three sets of triplets who were separated a long time ago. Their reunion causes confusion and troubles for various wives and sweethearts, but it all works out in the end.</desc>
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    <title>Space Ship Sappy - S24E04</title>
    <desc>An eccentric scientist tricks the stooges into joining himself and his daughter on an expedition to Venus. On Venus, the boys go exploring and encounter some cannibalistic amazons who plan to devour them. The stooges escape and take off in the spaceship which goes wildly out of control. As the ship is about to crash, the scene changes to the annual meeting of the Liars Club, where the stooges win the prize as the biggest liars in the world.</desc>
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    <title>Homecoming - S08E07</title>
    <desc>J.R. warns Bobby against Pam and Cliff's combined power after Pam inherits Mark Graison's wealth. Donna is excited about her oil venture. Pamela tells Jerry Kenderson about Mark's suicide letter. A cable announces the return of Ellie and Clayton. J.R. and Bobby realize that life will be different at Southfork with Clayton around. J.R. and Bobby have a fight over Jock's portrait. Mandy Winger overhears Sue Ellen talking to Jamie about Cliff and J.R. Pam is determined to find out whether Mark was actually on the plane when it exploded. Ellie Ewing Farlow meets her niece Jamie Ewing. Eddie Cronin discovers Lucy's secret; she's a Ewing. Clayton feels uncomfortable, with the family talking about Jock so much. Ray and Donna worry over Clayton adjusting to Southfork and reminders of Jock Ewing everywhere.</desc>
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    <title>Double Cheeseburger, Hold the Diploma - S02E20</title>
    <desc>During detention, Mark gets the kids to write job applications. Earvin gets a job and drops out of scool. He starts working at a hamburger restaurant (Clown Burger). Since it was Mark's idea to write the application, Earvin's mother tells Mark to go to that restaurant and talk Earvin into coming back to school. Mark brings Tyler and Nicole when he goes down there.   In the hamburger restaurant, Mark argues with Earvin and tries to embarass him. Finally, he gets Earvin top come back to school. But Earvin's mother still wants Earvin to have a part-time job and Mark is going to help him get one.</desc>
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    <title>Groom and Doom - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Mark stands in the way of Geneva's happiness when she receives a marriage proposal from a man willing to take on being a father figure to Nicole.</desc>
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    <title>Hangin' with Mrs. Cooper - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Mark mother comes to visit him because she wants to start working and get out of the house but Mark dosen't want her too so he calls his father so he can try and get her back. Mark finds out that his mother is a great teacher after P.J made her subsitute his English class after he called in sick. Mark doesn't like it so he runs over to the school and finds Earvin and Andre and the rest of the class looking at dirty pictures. He takes them. Then his mother comes in he tries to hide but she sees him. When she starts teaching he realizes that she's a good teacher. At dinner Mark father comes and talks to his mother and they get back togther. Nicole writes an ad in the newspaper so she can get her mother a date for Mother's Day. Tyler comes over and gives Geneva a piece of string for Mother's Day because she been so nice to him. At the end of the show Nicole's gift (a man) comes and Geneva grabs him by his tie and rushes out the door. At the end of the episode Mark gets his Mom to cook for</desc>
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    <title>Call Me Irresponsible - S03E01</title>
    <desc>During the summer, P.J. (the principal) has been calling Mark's house and leaving messages. Geneva thinks he should call him back, but Mark refuses - he doesn't want to call his boss during the summer. When he comes to school, he tries to avoid P.J., but he fails. P.J. tells him that she had been calling him to offer him the job as head coach. Mark gets very happy and excited, until P.J. tells him that since he didn't return her phone calls, she had to offer the job to someone else. If he suck up to the new head coach, maybe he can become assistant coach. After Mark's history class, coach Corley comes into the classroom and asks him for advice and offers him the job as assistant coach, but Mark declines. Later coach Corley comes by the house and he and Mark decides that Mark is just going to come by the gym on Monday.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie 2</title>
    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
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    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
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    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
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    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie 2</title>
    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie 2</title>
    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie</title>
    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
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    <title>American Wedding</title>
    <desc>With high school a distant memory, Jim and Michelle are getting married — and in a hurry, since Jim's grandmother is sick and wants to see him walk down the aisle — prompting Stifler to throw the ultimate bachelor party. And Jim's dad is reliable as ever, doling out advice no one wants to hear.</desc>
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    <title>American Wedding</title>
    <desc>With high school a distant memory, Jim and Michelle are getting married — and in a hurry, since Jim's grandmother is sick and wants to see him walk down the aisle — prompting Stifler to throw the ultimate bachelor party. And Jim's dad is reliable as ever, doling out advice no one wants to hear.</desc>
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    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
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    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie</title>
    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613124935 +0000" stop="20260613143259 +0000" channel="C31.196.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Wedding</title>
    <desc>With high school a distant memory, Jim and Michelle are getting married — and in a hurry, since Jim's grandmother is sick and wants to see him walk down the aisle — prompting Stifler to throw the ultimate bachelor party. And Jim's dad is reliable as ever, doling out advice no one wants to hear.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie 2</title>
    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie</title>
    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
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    <title>And the Temporary Distraction - S02E19</title>
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    <title>And the Big Hole - S02E20</title>
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    <title>And the Tip Slip - S02E23</title>
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    <title>And the Kickstarter - S03E02</title>
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    <title>And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank - S03E03</title>
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    <title>And the Group Head - S03E04</title>
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    <title>And the Cronuts - S03E05</title>
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    <title>And the Piece of Sheet - S03E06</title>
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    <title>And the Girlfriend Experience - S03E07</title>
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    <title>And the 'It' Hole - S03E08</title>
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    <title>And the Pastry Porn - S03E09</title>
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    <title>And the First Day of School - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting – and intriguing.  Meanwhile, Caroline dresses to impress Max’s handsome teacher, Nicolas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Life After Death - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Caroline attends her former nanny’s funeral, thinking the family will be honored to have her, but quickly finds out they have no idea who she is.</desc>
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    <title>And the French Kiss - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After an incredible make-out session with Max’s pastry school teacher, Chef Nicholas, Caroline finds out something that makes her wish it never happened.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big But - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Max finds herself wanting to be more than just friends with her pastry school partner, Deke. Meanwhile, Caroline is "hot for teacher" - the married Chef Nicholas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Dumpster Sex - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, his "home" is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered - then scared for her life - after having a shady car towed from the front of their apartment building.</desc>
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    <title>And the Icing on the Cake - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max’s friends over for a gathering at his dumpster, Caroline learns an enormous secret about his background.</desc>
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    <title>And the ATM - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.</desc>
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    <title>And the Married Man Sleepover - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Caroline asks Max and Deke to join her on her dinner date at Nicolas’s loft to help make sure she doesn’t do anything she might regret. Also, Max and Caroline treat themselves to very special hair appointments.</desc>
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    <title>And the Near Death Experience - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Caroline goes into a tailspin and brings Max into the mix when Nicolas tells her he's going to leave his wife for her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kilt Trip - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade, but finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Broke Parents - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max and Caroline to join him and his parents for dinner at their home, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline agree to make a wedding cake for a bride who can’t decide on what style of cake she wants – or much of anything else.</desc>
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    <title>And the New Lease on Life - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline find out the lease is up on their apartment, they’re forced to find the original tenant and have him re-sign, claiming he still lives there, or risk being evicted.</desc>
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    <title>And the Free Money - S03E23</title>
    <desc>When Caroline and Max join Sophie at the racetrack as guests of Sophie's new bookie boyfriend, Caroline's reignited love for horse racing gets out of hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613050625 +0000" stop="20260613052812 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the First Degree - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Caroline discovers that Max didn’t graduate high school by failing to show up for only one exam, she decides to help her best friend get her degree – and reconnect with her estranged mother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613052812 +0000" stop="20260613055000 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Reality Problem - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A reality show producer approaches Max and Caroline about shooting an episode of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' at their cupcake window.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613055000 +0000" stop="20260613061146 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the DJ Face - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Max is embarrassed when she discovers her Tuesday night boyfriend is a DJ at a grocery chain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613061146 +0000" stop="20260613063334 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Childhood Not Included - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Caroline accidentally loses Han’s expensive fish while cleaning the tank, Max considers selling a sentimental gift she just received from her mother in order to pay for a new one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613063334 +0000" stop="20260613065453 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Old Bike Yarn - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle in order to start a delivery service for their cupcake business, but discovers that Max never learned how to ride one.</desc>
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    <title>And the Brand Job - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline's partnership - and friendship - is almost torn apart when Caroline drags Max to a seminar to help brand their cupcake business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613071632 +0000" stop="20260613073819 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Model Apartment - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline put their apartment up for rent on AirBnb, claiming it offers an authentic “Williamsburg experience,” a group of supermodels decide it would be a fun place for a girls’ weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073819 +0000" stop="20260613080007 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And a Loan for Christmas - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get a bank loan so they can mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts to sell at high-end boutiques. Also, the diner gang poses in Chestnut’s barn as part of a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613080007 +0000" stop="20260613082155 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Fun Factory - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline select a factory to produce their cupcake T-shirts, but become suspicious of the work conditions there due to their overly-enthusiastic employees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613082155 +0000" stop="20260613084341 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Past and the Furious - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Caroline is shocked when she receives a Lamborghini for her birthday, which her father ordered for her four years ago. Meanwhile, Oleg has something big planned for Sophie.</desc>
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    <title>And the Move-In Meltdown - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Max, Caroline, Earl and Han help Oleg move into Sophie’s apartment until she begins turning away all of his things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613090528 +0000" stop="20260613092646 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Crime Ring - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are arrested for breaking into a cute guy’s apartment to recover the rings Caroline left behind after she spent the night.</desc>
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    <title>And the Knock-Off Knockout - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get into a legal battle with two prep school teens who knocked off their cupcake T-shirts and are selling them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Great Unwashed - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline find out that one of their customers at the diner is actually a successful photographer who has been keeping a secret.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cupcake Captives - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sophie’s wedding shower is interrupted by a hostage situation and Max and Caroline’s cupcake business gets unwanted attention when a tenant is arrested while wearing their company’s T-shirt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613103129 +0000" stop="20260613105315 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Fat Cat - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A handsome businessman returns Max and Caroline’s missing cat, Nancy, who comes home with a big surprise.</desc>
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    <title>And the Zero Tolerance - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline attempt to bring in extra money to help pay off their bank loan by taking second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a chic restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111503 +0000" stop="20260613113606 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the High Hook-Up - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Max pursues Nashit, a handsome new waiter at The High, despite Joe's "no hook-up" rule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113606 +0000" stop="20260613115737 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Taste Test - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaids’ dresses, the girls enlist the diner gang’s help to hide the ugliest ones, in the hopes of avoiding complete and utter humiliation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Look of the Irish - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to break Nash into the modeling business in an effort to bring in extra money acting as his managers. Also, Sophie and Oleg attempt to keep celibate for 30 days before their wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613121924 +0000" stop="20260613124103 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Minor Problem - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s attempt to break Nash into the modeling business comes to a screeching halt when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.</desc>
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    <title>And the Grate Expectations - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline help launch the new branch of The High at JFK airport, and Sophie discovers that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Disappointing Unit - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are tasked with retrieving Sophie’s wedding dress from customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for her big wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wrecking Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline team up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction. Also, Sophie and Oleg announce that they are trying to have a baby.</desc>
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    <title>And the Gym and Juice - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When the shower at Max and Caroline’s apartment breaks, they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym’s juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room. However, their jobs and free showers are jeopardized when Caroline has a run-in with a group of rich moms who are jealous of the attention she’s getting from a sexy trainer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Maybe Baby - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancée's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Inside Outside Situation - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The cupcake shop is boycotted after the girls refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Escape Room - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room Club.  Once the diner gang are locked inside the "Alice In Wonderland" themed Escape Room, they learn Han has ulterior motives.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Regular Down There - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Max is both puzzled and curious when the new guy she is dating expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is “not regular down there.” Also, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Coming out Party - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family’s massive money scandal, Caroline attempts to keep the truth hidden for a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.</desc>
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    <title>And the Basketball Jones - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Oleg’s pro-basketball playing cousin comes to town to play a game against Max’s favorite team and gifts her with two free tickets, but chaos ensues when the girls interfere with the game and risk ruining their cupcake business’ reputation in the process.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sax Problem - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Earl is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, Max and the diner gang join forces in order to get him back on stage performing.</desc>
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    <title>And the No New Friends - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When Max reconnects with an old friend, Caroline’s jealousy inspires her to try to make some new friends of her own.</desc>
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    <title>And the Booth Babes - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline sign up to be “booth babes” in order to get into a huge gaming convention for free. Once inside, they’re shocked to see that Han’s friend has created video game characters based on them, and demand compensation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Story Telling Show - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Caroline shares her riches-to-rags life story on stage at a storytelling night and captures the attention of a Hollywood studio executive. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg search for a surrogate.</desc>
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    <title>And the Lost Baggage - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Max tags along with Caroline as she travels to Los Angeles on a film studio’s dime to discuss the idea of making her riches-to-rags life story into a movie. While there, Max loses her luggage but finds a new crush.</desc>
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    <title>And You Bet Your Ass - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Caroline continues meeting with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie, but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Also, Max is being spoiled by her new Hollywood beau, Randy, who sets Caroline up on a date with his friend, Bob.</desc>
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    <title>And the Great Escape - S05E15</title>
    <desc>As Max pet-sits Randy’s dog, Bruno, and Caroline sets up meetings with actresses who are interested in playing her in the potential biopic, Bruno escapes while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pity Party Bus - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The girls’ Hollywood adventure continues as Caroline signs away the rights to her life story so it can be turned a movie. Also, Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist, Elliot, and Caroline rents a party bus in an attempt to cheer her up.</desc>
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    <title>And the Show and Don't Tell - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When the girls go to prison to see Caroline’s father, Martin, perform in a musical, they tell him their plan to use Caroline’s movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Loophole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When the girls decide to look for a larger space for their dessert bar, Han sets them up with Evie, a real estate agent who has a crush on him. Also, Max is on the fence when Randy surprises her at the diner hoping to patch up their relationship, so she tells Caroline to decide for her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Attack of the Killer Apartment - S05E19</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to get to know Max’s world better, her boyfriend Randy asks to spend a night at her apartment. Also, Caroline works on getting a liquor license for their dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Partnership Hits the Fan - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When a law firm courting Randy for a job invites Randy and Max to dinner at a hip new restaurant, the evening veers off course when their eclectic cuisine doesn’t sit well with Max.</desc>
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    <title>And the Ten Inches - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline need more space for their renovated dessert bar, they’re willing to do just about anything to convince Angie (Lisa Lampenelli), the brash owner of the pizza place next door, to rent them her back office.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Gamble - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline discover that Han is in hot water after amassing substantial debt that he cannot repay from gambling on women's tennis, the diner gang rallies to help him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (1) - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy, Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby and Han vows to take side jobs in order to take back full ownership of the diner.</desc>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (2) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Sophie goes into labor just before the Dessert Bar’s grand opening, she demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. Also, the girls run into problems when they don’t secure a liquor license for their new venue.</desc>
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    <title>And the 80's Movie - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s plans to attract a more sophisticated clientele to their dessert bar take a turn when Max befriends a bouncer whose team of arm wrestlers becomes their latest patrons. Also, Max and Randy continue to text each other, but when she runs out of sexy messages to send him, Oleg offers to be her ghost writer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Godmama Drama - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Oleg and Sophie’s plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara’s godparents is derailed when Oleg’s domineering mother, Olga, arrives from the Ukraine for the baby’s baptism and fires Max and Caroline from their godparent duties.</desc>
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    <title>And the College Experience - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Caroline and Max are invited to speak about their business at Caroline’s alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, Max takes the opportunity to give Caroline the college partying experience she never had. Also, Oleg’s attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie, and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Rom-Commie - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba, and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Also, Max must decide whether it’s time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sophie Doll - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When the girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, Caroline must think quickly when she has to take the class exam solo after Max gets chicken pox from Han. Also, Sophie creates a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara.</desc>
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    <title>And the Duck Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s dessert bar business booms when they hire Clint, a popular bartender, but the girls need to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist’s potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Also, Han enters a duck stamp-drawing contest, and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.</desc>
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    <title>And the About Facetime - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Randy and Max get tired of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, Randy sets her up with one of his co-workers. Also, Oleg is distraught when Sophie tells him to trade in his beloved car for a minivan.</desc>
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    <title>And the Himmicane - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a hurricane approaches the area, Caroline fears that a big divorce party she’s planning for a wealthy couple will get broken up when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Also, Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he’s blocking her calls, and Oleg is jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with their handsome new "manny".</desc>
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    <title>And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles - S06E11</title>
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    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an unpleasant order from the home planet on the hour-long third-season opener: he must marry the Big Giant Head's niece Janet. As Sally, Harry and Tommy escort Janet on the rocket to Earth, the bride-to-be sets out to prove that she's a true domestic goddess, brushing up on her skills by reading The Joy of Cooking, The Joy of Sex -- and The Joy of Yiddish. But a defiant Dick is sticking by Mary; whether Mary will stick by Dick is another question. Meanwhile, Janet's arrival in Rutherford is anything but quiet: Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612085250 +0000" stop="20260612091449 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612091449 +0000" stop="20260612093647 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricky Dick - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary take out their frustrations about their broken engagement on each other and begin an elaborate game of practical-joke one-upmanship, while Sally eyes her disinterested yoga instructor and Tommy reluctantly joins a garage band, with Harry as his roadie</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612093647 +0000" stop="20260612095844 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick-In-Law - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dick inadvertently lets a huge skeleton out of Mary's parents' closet when he accompanies her on a trip to see her folks, while Sally adjusts to new closet space when she temporarily moves in with Nina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612095844 +0000" stop="20260612102043 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scaredy Dick - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dick turns out to be a scaredy cat when faced with the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit at Albright's house on Halloween night -- that's bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters -- and Harry stays home alone, except for some very weird noises coming from the basement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612102043 +0000" stop="20260612104113 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moby Dick - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to diet when he discovers he's put on an enormous amount of weight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612104113 +0000" stop="20260612110311 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eleven Angry Men &amp; One Dick - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dick longs for the chance to administer his "unique brand of jurisprudence" when he's called for jury duty; Sally falls for an "artist" [ to Officer Don's chagrin ]; and Tommy and Harry help Albright with a "preverbal" project [ they must remain mute for five days ].</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612110311 +0000" stop="20260612112509 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Dick - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dick, friendless after his breakup with Albright, tries to shoehorn Officer Don into his life as best friend and constant companion... with mixed results. Sally shanghais the slickly popular dancer Peter Connelly ("King of the Jig") to Johnny Foam's Cafe as a sacrificial lamb for her moody artist boyfriend Seth, and is horrified to learn that rather than the dark and tortured soul the fell for, Seth is a poseur... and a jig fan. Harry tries to get a job so he can buy Tommy some roller blades, but lacking the required diploma, he must first weather the indignities of night school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612112509 +0000" stop="20260612114707 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Deadly Clips - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612114707 +0000" stop="20260612120905 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom, Dick and Mary - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy tells Dick he'd really like to meet a woman closer to his real age, say someone like Angie Dickinson. Sally says it's time for her to go out and look for a real job. Dick thinks Harry's watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy goes to Mary's to return her magnifying glass that Dick has broken, and Mary observes how immature Dick is. They start talking and are immediately engrossed in a discussion about the Aztecs. Their mutual attraction is obvious. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man who's very impressed by her appearance and couldn't care less about her lack of typing skills. Dick is wild with curiosity when Mary has a lunch date with a mystery man named Tom. August tries to resume her relationship with Tommy, but he tells her he's seeing someone.
Tommy asks Dick if he's still interested in Mary, and Dick pretends he couldn't care less; Tommy couldn't be happier. Sally likes her new job, but she's already been advised that she</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612120905 +0000" stop="20260612123103 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailhouse Dick - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's doing the right thing when he offers to personally rehabilitate a criminal, but winds up doing more harm than good; Sally tries to help Mary find a new home for Pepper; and Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612123103 +0000" stop="20260612125301 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on a Roll - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real -- and turns him into an angry advocate for handicapped rights. Meanwhile, Dubcek's daughter Vicki visits but decides to become celibate, much to Harry's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612125301 +0000" stop="20260612131459 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Dickdater - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that it's time to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and return the money to the owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612131459 +0000" stop="20260612133657 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (1) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha [ Cindy Crawford ], who's been won over by Harry's simple charms,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133657 +0000" stop="20260612135855 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (2) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha (Crawford), who's been won over by Harry's simple charms, Dick an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135855 +0000" stop="20260612142054 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pickles &amp; Ice Cream - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Harry's pet follows him to Earth -- in human form; Sally visits her first gynecologist and decides to pretend she is pregnant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612142054 +0000" stop="20260612144252 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auto EuroDicka - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets in line at the movies, then doesn't understand why Dr. Albright gets upset when he keeps talking about the encounter. Dick learns that the woman is the mother of one of his students, Bug, whose father and brothers pay a visit to Dick in an effort to teach him to show a little more respect. Sally decides she needs her own car, and she, Harry, and Tommy learn about the joys of shopping at a used car lot, where they learn that the salesman is decidedly not a "friend who's there to help."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612144252 +0000" stop="20260612150450 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Tommy, tired of having to handle all of the "kid" duties [when in reality he's the oldest member of the mission], decides to retire. After he spends some time at a retirement home, he changes his mind, realizing that a big part of what makes you old is acting -- and being treated - like your old. Dick, thinking that Mary is anguished because she never got a chance to fulfill her fantasy of becoming a torch singer, tries to help her to realize that dream. He learns that sometimes the choices we make between two career paths can be right on the money. In a moment of weakness, Officer Don steals a pair of Sally's panties, and makes a series of vain attempts to return them without being caught in the act.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612150450 +0000" stop="20260612152647 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck with Dick - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Dick wants to get back together with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick. Their first (and only) stop: Mary's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152647 +0000" stop="20260612154846 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Daddy's Little Girl - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life, while Harry walks into Rutherford College's vacant radio studio and begins his career as a shock jock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612154846 +0000" stop="20260612161044 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Physics of Being Dick - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's research assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change for himself (he wants to be a cop) after a disastrous Career Day at Tommy's school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612161044 +0000" stop="20260612163242 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Your Average Dick - S03E22</title>
    <desc>John Cleese puts his zaniness to good use in a two-part guest shot as a new professor who's even nuttier than Dick. And smarter. He's hotshot Dr. Liam Neesam, and he's a little too good at everything he does. He makes his first appearance in Part 1, as Albright (Curtin) is getting fed up with the fact that Dick -- and the rest of the Solomons, for that matter -- are "weird." "It's like being around the Addams Family," she moans. So Dick sets out to make his brood "average," and succeeds so completely that Albright finds him boring. Enter the off-kilter Dr. Neesam, who she thinks is kind of charming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163242 +0000" stop="20260612165440 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Other Guy - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor -- and a rival for Albright's affections -- with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally feels that she's losing her touch with men after Don seems to lose interest in her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612165440 +0000" stop="20260612171638 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally and Don's First Kiss - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Sally turns to romance novels for inspiration when it's time for her first kiss with Officer Don. Unfortunately, whether they try it on a windy, moonlit bluff or in the Solomons' kitchen, the kiss just isn't special enough. Sally becomes resigned to breaking up with Don, but when she goes to the police stable to tell him, the magical combination of horses, thunder, lightning, and Don's newfound forcefulness combine to make Sally realize Don's the guy for her after all. Dick is perturbed because Lucy the cafeteria lady charges him -- and only him -- for crackers. Realizing he has no control over her inexplicable dislike for him allows him to free himself from being bothered by her unjust treatment. Harry graduates from night school, and he and fellow classmates Mrs. DeGuzman and Larry reminisce about all the great times they had together during their ten-week enrollment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612171638 +0000" stop="20260612173836 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Aliens Camp - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dick takes the family camping as a mission bonding activity. At the campsite, the family and Mary all become angry with Dick -- the family because he lies about bringing Mary along after he tells them it's "family only," and Mary because he tells her the family doesn't mind she's coming along. After they all cast him out, Dick goes off by himself and attempts to form a new society with a troop of Beaver Scouts he encounters. The Solomons assume Dick is lost and set out to find him. They (especially Sally, who resents her command being usurped) initially reject Mary's offers of help in finding Dick... until they realize she knows a lot more about the outdoors than they do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612173836 +0000" stop="20260612180034 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tooth Harry - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Mary is asked to appear in a new Pendelton University promotional video. Dick whines until he is also allowed to participate. Unfortunately, neither of them shares the director's vision of what their "performances" should be like, and they are unceremoniously replaced by other "actors" (including Tommy). Harry volunteers to drive Nina to the dentist. A romance develops, but fizzles when the money Harry leaves under Nina's pillow as a Tooth Fairy reward is misinterpreted, and Nina, highly offended, throws him out. Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment, but his glee soon turns to gloom when she starts seeing the place as less of a love nest and more of a one-woman party zone that she can trash whenever she wants to. When Don calls her attention to her inconsiderate behavior, she apologizes -- but he still takes back his key.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612180034 +0000" stop="20260612182232 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The Solomons wind up their third season -- and perhaps their mission on Earth -- with a romantic dinner party that turns predictably raucous. The chef is Tommy, who has just "come out" as a gourmet. The guests: Dick and Mary, Don and Sally and Harry and Mrs. Dubcek's amorous daughter Vicki, who is back in his life. The trouble is, Vicki's jealous ex-boyfriend is hot on her trail. He's also hot to "put a hurt" on the competition and kidnaps Harry just before he transmits a message from the Big Giant Head. The other Solomons miss the communique, which promises devastating consequences for the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612182232 +0000" stop="20260612184430 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184430 +0000" stop="20260612190629 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Mad Dick - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary is named the new dean, Dick assumes her power also applies to him, and wastes no time in firing his nemesis from the lunchroom, Lucy -- who immediately files a grievance. Meanwhile, an excited Sally prepared to lose her virginity to Don, but finds herself unable to discuss the event with anyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190629 +0000" stop="20260612192827 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feelin' Albright - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Sally learns that she's not Don's first girlfriend, she is consumed with retrospective jealousy and determines to track down his exes. Meanwhile, Dick learns what it's like to be the dean's boyfriend when everyone ignores him at a function except the other "faculty wives". He decides to prove his worth by staging a fashion show to raise money for repairs to the campus statue, but succeeds in raising only $100 above expenses. Meanwhile, Harry and Tommy "creep out" Mrs. Dubcek by setting themselves up in business with a lemonade stand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612192827 +0000" stop="20260612195025 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collect Call for Dick - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Dick almost bites into a "Fuzzy Buddy" in a fast-food restaurant burger, he becomes obsessed with the collectibles. Meanwhile, Tommy goes overboard on school spirit when he becomes the basketball team's mascot. The Solomons confront the collector mentality when they discover Fuzzy Buddies -- highly collectible small plush animal toys. Sally enjoys the thrill of the hunt and the prospects for financial rewards, Harry just thinks they're cute, but for Dick it's deeper -- he enjoys the sensation of collecting until it gets to be like a drug for him, and his family and friends have to do an intervention. In an effort to instill "pep" into Tommy, the basketball coach forces him to become the team mascot, "Hootie the Owl." Initially contemptuous, Tommy finds that folks (especially cute cheerleaders) dig him when he's in costume, and the power goes to his head. When the team loses, Tommy, high on school spirit, tackles the coach, landing him in the principal's office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612195025 +0000" stop="20260612201224 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got To Do, Got To Do With Dick? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dick, frustrated because busy dean Mary never seems to have time for him, finds himself increasingly enchanted with his new officemate, Jennifer. Confused by his feelings, he vows to resist the attraction, but it's too much for him -- they kiss. Sally tries to fix Nina up with Don's friend Eric, then takes it as a personal insult when it doesn't turn out to be a love match. She schemes to bring them back together, but the only passion she manages to ignite between them is their rabid dislike for each other -- hardly a satisfying victory for Sally. Tommy fixes up the "Love Tester" machine at the bar where Harry works, then is miffed that he can't make it go higher than "Cold Fish."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612201224 +0000" stop="20260612203421 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Dick Pentameter! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Dick tells Mary he thinks they should see other people, and she laughingly agrees, not knowing he already has a candidate lined up--new officemate Jennifer. Dick is fascinated by Jennifer's intoxicating giggle, her adorable penchant for rhyming, and the brave way she copes with her numerous food allergies. Just as a furious Albright learns of Dick's new dalliance, he begins to grow less and less enchanted with Jennifer's eccentricities (particularly the rhyming), and to regret ever having ended things with Mary. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy question the limited functions of the kitchen and the living room, and decide to design an Uber-room with the best elements of each--"the Klivingtchen."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203421 +0000" stop="20260612205615 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D3: Judgement Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dick decides to dump Jennifer and finagle his way back into Mary's heart as an uproarious three-part romantic misadventure concludes. Dick, who has been driven to distraction by Jennifer's allergies and constant rhyming, is in luck, at least as far as Mary is concerned: she's seen him with Jennifer and is willing to eat some crow to win him back. It would seem that Dick holds all the cards. Now all he has to do is play them. Meanwhile, Officer Don turns Sally on to the joys of bowling, and comes to wish that he hadn't.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612205615 +0000" stop="20260612211813 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecent Dick - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendelton for a model search, the Solomons react to the issue of nudity in different ways. The idea intrigues Sally, who decides to pose---which infuriates Don, who chooses to cancel his lifetime subscription. As for Dick, he encourages Sally, but becomes apoplectic when he learns that Mary posed for art photos 20 years before. And Harry? He simply takes off his clothes. "I just wanted to find out if this whole clothes thing is just a big scam," he explains. Meanwhile, Tommy's overdressed: he wants to impress his new lab partner Alissa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612211813 +0000" stop="20260612214012 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Dick! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>As the New Year approaches, Dick is in despair because he feels he hasn't accomplished anything all year. Meanwhile, Don gives Sally a necklace, then earrings, for Christmas but she wants more. Dick, pondering the significance of New Year's Eve, fears that he's done nothing of consequence in 1998. When he mistakenly thinks it's midnight a few minutes early, he embraces Mary and dances with her in the snow -- a perfect moment that he later realizes was not only his most meaningful act of 1998, but also a lovely way to start 1999. Harry hires Larry and Mrs. DeGuzman to work at Happy Doug's Bar with him, but they're both so dang lazy, he fires them both on New Year's Eve. Officer Don gets upset that Sally takes advantage of his nice-guy nature, and he lays down the law -- her cutesy, little-girl cajoling will no longer work on him. Sally realizes that with her feminine appeal comes a great deal of responsibility for using it benevolently, and she vows to do better in the New Year. Tommy,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612214012 +0000" stop="20260612220210 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two-Faced Dick - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head grants Sally's three-year-old request for a "gender reassignment" - and switches her body with Dick's. Meanwhile, Harry takes over Happy Doug's bar while Doug is on vacation. Responding to a three-year-old request from Sally that she be given a male body, the Big Giant Head switches Sally's body with Dick's. Each of them has to cope with all the thorny details of gender reassignment, including such specifics as how to deal with men's catcalls, and where to find cute shoes in Dick's size. Plus, each of them has to successfully maintain the other's romantic relationship. They each get as far as a kiss, but before things go any further, their request to switch back is granted, leaving them both far more knowledgeable about what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex. Also, vacationing Doug leaves Harry in charge of the bar, which turns ugly when some tough-looking bikers start hanging out there. Just when Harry and Tommy have decided that the bikers aren't such ba</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612220210 +0000" stop="20260612222408 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an invitation to a family reunion that was meant for someone else, but decides to put down 'roots' and pass himself off as Richard Solomon, the long-missing nephew of Abe and Florence Solomon in Indiana. But acquiring an extended family proves to have its drawbacks when Dick, Sally Harry and Tommy go to Indiana with Mary to meet their new relatives and discover the reason why the real Richard Solomon dropped out of sight 43 years ago. While Harry immediately clicks with crotchety Uncle Abe, Cousin Jacob is decidedly frosty to Dick. Meanwhile, Cousin Janine is more than frosty (she's downright freaked) when Tommy tries to get friendly with her. "We're very distant cousins," he wails. "You have no idea how distant we are."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612222408 +0000" stop="20260612224606 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Taxes - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After three years on the planet, the Solomons finally learn about an organization called the IRS. They also learn that they owe it $9500. What to do? Dick's idea: "We can lie." Dick's never paid taxes, and after trying to fill out the forms himself, he enlists Mary's help. When he sees how much he owes, he decides to be the only American ever to think of the brilliant idea of cheating on his taxes. When Dick gets an audit notice, Tommy has to fudge an explanation for what each family member has been doing for the past six years. The auditor, however, doesn't buy any of it -- even the "we're aliens" defense, which he's heard before. The Solomons agree to pay their hefty tax bill, and thank their lucky stars their true identities are still a secret. As part of the tax deception, Sally pretends she had a failed home business -- a hair salon -- but when she puts up the sign, women start pouring in. Sally enjoys the camaraderie and the gossip, but never quite gets the hang of cutting hair,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612224606 +0000" stop="20260612230805 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally Forth - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Sally tells Officer Don she can't take living with Dick, Harry, and Tommy anymore, he assumes that she wants him to propose. Sally realizes, however, that what she really wants is to start living as an independent woman, and they tearfully break off their engagement. When Dick has a tenant-landlord dispute with the Dubceks, he casts Harry out of the family for consorting with the enemy. The situation escalates to the point where Dick, frozen and filthy, is reduced to squatting in his apartment without benefit of heat or lights. The feud ends when Dick realizes he was so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to an important milestone in Sally's life -- her all-too-brief engagement. When Alissa, the girl of his dreams, gets detention, Tommy works hard to get punished as well, in the hopes that it will provide him with the perfect opportunity to ask her out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612230805 +0000" stop="20260612233003 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paranoid Dick - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Albright's feeling a little uncertain about her waning power at the college, and Dick eggs her on into full-blown paranoia. As a result, she gets caught breaking into another professor's office looking for evidence of a nonexistent conspiracy against her, and winds up losing her deanship. Meanwhile, Vicki Dubcek convinces Sally that the perfect thing to help her get over her breakup with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen. Vicki and Sally engage in the rituals of backstage flirtation with a seductive Neil Diamond impersonator. Harry manages to win big at gambling without getting hooked, but loses all of his winnings to the lure of the casino gift shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612233003 +0000" stop="20260612235202 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House That Dick Built - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Dick feels like his control over the mission is falling to pieces when Sally decides to move out, and Harry considers having a baby with Vicki Dubcek. Dick tries to sabotage Sally's attempts to find a new place, but Sally decides to rent the apartment over Mrs. Dubcek's garage, Dick breaks in, posing as an intruder, to scare Sally into moving back home, but she beats the tar out of him. Meanwhile, Harry's debating whether or not he should have a baby with Vicki because he's unsure, both of his and Vicki's parenting abilities, and of the consequences of human/alien interbreeding. The two of them drop in on the house where Tommy's helping Alissa baby-sit so Harry can take the baby for a "test drive." When he sees how good Vicki is with the baby, he knows everything's going to be fine. Also, Tommy tries to figure out whether or not he's officially Alissa's "boyfriend."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612235202 +0000" stop="20260613001400 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstitious Dick - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a chain letter, but hesitates to discard it when he sees all of the ill fortune that befalls Mary after she scoffs and tosses hers out. When Dick does throw his away, he worries that he won't receive the prestigious physics grant he's applied for, and becomes obsessed with oddball charms and superstitious behaviors he thinks will bring him luck. What he doesn't realize until too late is that his weird behavior itself has caused him to lose the grant. Sally discovers the wonders of the Hardware Stop Superstore with the help of hunky and extremely competent employee Justin, and begins concocting problems just to spend time with him. Harry, whose orange shirt looks exactly like the Hardware Stop uniform, is baffled when other customers keep asking him to help them make keys, weigh bags of nails, and answer hardware questions. Also, chagrined that Alissa seems to have a massive crush on the Rutherford Ice Hogs' star hockey player, Tommy becomes concerned that he's not manly e</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613001400 +0000" stop="20260613003559 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y2dicK - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dick, who's never figured out computers, decides it's time to get plugged in. He discovers e-mail and the internet, and withdraws completely from the physical world, relying on take-out food, chat rooms, and live video feeds, and shutting out people, fresh air, and sunlight. When Mary tries to drag him away, he knocks over a Big Gulp cup, shorting out his system. Venturing outside to find the fuse box, Dick realizes that his computer wasn't keeping him connected to the world -- it was keeping him separated. Sally and Tommy go to buy a new TV set, but the more they learn about the available technology, the less satisfied they are with each purchase they make, until they've upgraded themselves into near-bankruptcy. Sadder but wiser, they return their expensive audiovisual equipment to the store. Also, Harry's all for trying to have a baby with Vicki, until the whole medical-science part of it makes it impossible for him to get in the mood. He tells Vicki it's the natural way or no way, a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613003559 +0000" stop="20260613005757 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613005757 +0000" stop="20260613011955 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Solomon - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Now that Sally's moved out and won't clean for them anymore, the male Solomons decide that it's time to get a maid. They hire Mary's cleaning woman, Cathy, an inscrutable woman who makes their place sparkle. Overwhelmed by the results, the Solomons begin thinking of Cathy less as help and more as a treasured family member -- despite the fact that Cathy gives them no encouragement to do so. Meanwhile, Sally, jealous of the guys' affection for Cathy, decides that she'll turn the tables -- if Cathy can "steal" Sally's family, Sally can steal Cathy's. Finally, Cathy, tired of the Solomons' intrusion into her private life, quits. Also, Tommy joins the staff of the school paper and is made editor, displaying a penchant for unearthing scandals both real and imagined. Busy with his new duties, Tommy assigns ex-girlfriend August to review Alissa in "My Fair Lady." August's review is unflattering but honest, and Tommy, true to his journalistic ideals, decides to run it. When confronted by a tear</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613011955 +0000" stop="20260613014153 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Hunter - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious woman, Charlotte, turns up in Dick's life, claiming first to be auditing his class, then to be writing an article about him, then to be an "intellectual groupie." She charms Sally, Tommy, and Harry, who are happy to oblige when she offers to help plan the surprise birthday party that Dick has demanded they throw him. Dick is too busy having his ego stroked, and the family is too busy being grateful for her help, to wonder what Charlotte's real story is -- which they regret when they learn she's an alien hunter, come to dissect Dick's brain with the help of her hulking son, Ned. Although Charlotte's called all the invitees to tell them the party's canceled, they begin showing up anyway, interrupting the skull-cutting process. Ned ties them all up in Mrs. Dubcek's basement. Sally, Harry, Tommy, Don, and the others run upstairs just as the FBI arrives to capture Charlotte, a well-known crackpot who has mistakenly thought any number of innocent citizens to be aliens. The Solom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613014153 +0000" stop="20260613020351 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick vs. Strudwick - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Dick's faculty nemesis, Dr. Vincent Strudwick, writes a physics book that's hailed as a work of genius. When Dick realizes that writing a better book would expose him as a superior alien being, he seeks another means of getting even, finally seizing on Strudwick's displeasure at learning that his teenage daughter Alissa is dating dreaded Solomon spawn Tommy. Dick manipulates Alissa to cause trouble between her and her father, and the conflict comes to a head at the taping of a TV panel show about Strudwick's book, which erupts into Jerry Springer-style fisticuffs. Meanwhile, Sally and Don, feeling "lonely" since their breakup, find themselves succumbing to "ex sex." Also, once Albright befriends a group of misfit Nobel laureates who are in town to hail the publication of Strudwick's book, she can't shake them -- they've imprinted on her like a litter of helpless kittens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613020351 +0000" stop="20260613022550 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Near Dick Experience - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Sally, Harry, and Tommy narrowly miss being crushed by a chandelier at a restaurant, their near-death experience fills them with a new reverence for life -- and fills Dick with jealousy that he wasn't able to share this deep experience. The newly enlightened trio volunteers at a soup kitchen for the homeless, and Dick signs up for a wilderness hiking trip with Mary, hoping like the dickens that he'll lose his footing and find serenity via a near-death experience of his own. While Dick is trying desperately to have his own near-miss with death, the others learn that their new appreciation for every leaf, every bird, and every fellow man is fading rapidly with the passage of every hour. Sally, Tommy, and Harry have just about returned to being their blasé, uncaring selves just as Dick joins them on the roof, bursting with news about how he's just managed to escape death's clutches in a car accident. Now Dick's found a new love for life, but he's still the odd man out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613022550 +0000" stop="20260613024748 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613024748 +0000" stop="20260613030946 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reeling in the aftermath of his demotion, Dick has to get used to taking orders from everyone else in the crew -- even Harry -- a humiliating experience that makes it difficult for him to perform sexually. Even though she didn't want to believe the family's taunts about the reasons for her promotion, Sally finally realizes Stone only made her High Commander because of her looks. Stone makes a pass at Albright, who declines and tells Dick, who's psyched that Stone's changed his mind about Mary. Stone goes to the prom with Tommy and Alissa, where a drunken Stone dumps a punchbowl over Alissa's head, then serenades the promgoers -- including a bedazzled Vicki, who decided it was finally time to attend her junior prom -- with "Close To You." In the high school hallway, Stone encounters Vicki and "beams" her up to his "bachelor pod" for some lovin'. The next morning, Vicki turns up pregnant, and her pregnancy develops to full term in a matter of moments. Stone, who had been planning to make</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613030946 +0000" stop="20260613033146 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode I: The Baby Menace - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613033146 +0000" stop="20260613035344 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick for Tat - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After he learns that Mary once had a fling with Dr. Strudwick, Dick determines that he must retaliate -- but he has to convince Mrs. Strudwick to take part in his plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035344 +0000" stop="20260613041543 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifth Solomon - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Solomons don't realize how fond they are of their car until Dick wrecks it. Meanwhile, Harry finds out about insurance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041543 +0000" stop="20260613043741 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M for Dick - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Solomons attend an interactive murder mystery at a mansion, but they don't have a clue that other guests are actors and that the action is scripted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043741 +0000" stop="20260613045939 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick &amp; Tuck - S05E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Mary and Nina drooling over a photo of Harrison Ford, Dick looks into the possibility of undergoing plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Harry has his outlook changed after the surgeon assesses his features and pronounces them perfect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045939 +0000" stop="20260613052138 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner? - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about racism when they mistakenly attend a white power rally, then enter a poetry contest for elementary school students.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052138 +0000" stop="20260613054337 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Sally - S05E07</title>
    <desc>While Sally finds out about birth control and Dick learns about tipping, Tommy and Harry discover the rewards of panhandling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054337 +0000" stop="20260613060535 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charitable Dick - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Dick finds out what it means to be charitable when he attends a charity auction and gets into a bidding war with Strudwick over a worthless painting. Meanwhile, Sally tries to stop snoring, and Harry and Tommy attempt to write a new statement for the Solomons' mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613060535 +0000" stop="20260613062733 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Albright gets a grant to make a documentary about the Solomons, whom she admits she has been studying for the past four years and has concluded are "the typical American family." Taking this as the ultimate tribute to the success of their secret mission, Dick orders everyone to cooperate, but when the action begins, all sorts of dramatic revelations occur. To cover up their true secret, the aliens find themselves inventing escalating cover stories: Sally is really a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed (but only because Dick beats him), Harry is an alcoholic, and Dick -- well, Dick is a posturing, authoritarian fool. Who'd have thought it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062733 +0000" stop="20260613064932 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When the aliens' washer and dryer break down, Harry, Tommy and Sally discover a whole new world at the laundromat: the men flirt outrageously, while Sally becomes the Judge Judy of laundry offences. Meanwhile, Mary suggests that she and Dick expand their social lives by finding another couple to spend time with, and when the other couple starts to avoid them, they assume it is because of Dick's bizarre behavior -- only to discover it's she they don't like.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064932 +0000" stop="20260613071130 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When he learns that Mary is seeing a therapist, Dick's paranoid about what she might be saying about him. Meanwhile, Tommy's intimidated about having sex with Alissa when he finds that it won't be her first experience. When Mary's rebellious niece Tiffany comes on to him, he is only to happy to dispose of his virginity -- and to inform Alissa he has solved "their" problem. (Can this be the end of Alissa?)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071130 +0000" stop="20260613073328 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns - S05E12</title>
    <desc>William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073328 +0000" stop="20260613075527 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rutherford Beauty - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Dick gets in trouble with Mary when he shares with her his compulsive erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally tries everyone's patience when she becomes a fanatical follower of a lifestyle guru a la Marta Stewart, and Mary asks her to cater her dinner party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075527 +0000" stop="20260613081726 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Dick Went to Market - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice -- the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081726 +0000" stop="20260613083924 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Youth is Wasted on the Dick - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613083924 +0000" stop="20260613090122 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Strikes Out - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When a new chancellor shakes things up at Pendleton, Dick gets a striking idea and convinces his fellow faculty members to resign en masse. Meanwhile, Tommy takes a job at a pretzel stand at the mall, but finds that working for girlfriend Alissa isn't as much fun as he expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090122 +0000" stop="20260613092321 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dick? - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Over Mary's objections that she can't dance, Dick insists that together they can win the school Badger Day dance contest. Meanwhile, Sally and Alissa become pals -- and when they go clothes shopping together, Tommy's frustrated because Sally has a chance to see Alissa naked in the dressing room. Meanwhile, when Harry and Nina join the contest, it soon becomes clear to Dick that if he wants to win, he'll have to change partners to dance. A competitive Dick enters the Badger Day dance contest but when his tangle footed partner Mary quits in disgust, he commandeers Harry's date, the more nimble Nina, out from under his nose. Elsewhere, just when it appears that Sally will finally become friends with Alissa, she turns vindictive when Alissa accidentally walks in on Officer Don and sees him "au natural."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092321 +0000" stop="20260613094519 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dick and Harry tumble down an abandoned airshaft, prompting a televised search-and-rescue headed by an eccentric Scottish expert known as "the Hole," who promptly clashes with an agitated Sally over his unorthodox rescue method. Meanwhile, down in their dark prison, an excitable Dick finally loses control while Zen-like Harry remains cool and calm. Above ground, Tommy tries to make a fast buck by hawking souvenirs of his trapped friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094519 +0000" stop="20260613100717 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series and makes Dick (unaware Frank is gay) jealous. When Frank confesses he has a secret, Dick jumps to the conclusion that Frank is also an alien, "comes out" to Frank, and is soon cavorting in Rutherford's finest gay bar while thinking it is a hangout for other covert aliens. Meanwhile, the other Solomons plan a bank robbery, but fall prey to mutual suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100717 +0000" stop="20260613102916 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon's Day Off - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While Dick discovers the pleasures of faking "a sick day," the other Solomons find new kicks listening to cell-phone calls on Officer Don's misplaced scanner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613102916 +0000" stop="20260613105115 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1) - S05E21</title>
    <desc>It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105115 +0000" stop="20260613111314 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head has revealed to Dick that he is his father, and so would like to get to know his girlfriend Mary better; however, Mary gets drunk at the dinner party and reveals that she has slept with over forty men in her lifetime. The Big Giant Head orders Dick to break up with Mary so he decides to run away with her, before Tommy reminds him that Earth children defy their parents all the time. Meanwhile, Vicki invites Harry's new girlfriend Janice to Tommy's graduation, where she attempts to kill her from beneath the bleachers; however, Sally quickly realizes what's going on and rushes to intervene before it is too late. The time comes for Tommy's speech, but he puts aside talking about his achievements to try to convince Alissa to forgive him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111314 +0000" stop="20260613113512 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Liaisons Dickgereuses - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's rich, spoiled sister Renata arrives in Rutherford. Dick formulates a plan to help Mary get the best of her once and for all. But Dick's falls in temptation when he gets a chance to live a life of luxury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113512 +0000" stop="20260613115710 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear and Loathing in Rutherford - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to reconcile with Alissa, Tommy goes to her house with the feeble excuse that she still has the beer tap they rented for the senior party and he needs to return it. Strudwick snidely tells Tommy that he thought Alissa had given him his walking papers. But Alissa surprises her father by leaving the house with Tommy carrying a suitcase (containing the beer tap). A few hours later Strudwick goes to the Solomons' apartment looking for Alissa. Mrs. Dubcek observes that the evidence points to an elopement. Dick and Strudwick enlist Mary's help and drive off to stop the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613115710 +0000" stop="20260613121908 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indickscretion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dick invites Sally and Don to join himself and Mary on a date. But when the conversation turns to their sex lives, Don and Mary have adverse reactions. Meanwhile, Dick and Harry take a road trip, but only get as far as the gas station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613121908 +0000" stop="20260613124105 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (1) - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Dick, Sally and Harry are bourd so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613124105 +0000" stop="20260613130304 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (2) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613130304 +0000" stop="20260613132503 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Dickie Can't Teach - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college.
Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being.
On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613132503 +0000" stop="20260613134700 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.D.O.C. - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens give Tommy a big send-off to college, including two cases of beer and a fake ID, but as he's leaving Sally and Harry get ready to interview his replacement.
The candidates have materialized in the closet and are ready and waiting. Both aliens are sold on Christie, an extremely efficient young woman, until they meet the incredibly handsome Bryce. Sally's bowled over by Bryce and hires him on the spot. Harry's upset, but he's quickly overruled. Meanwhile, Dick drops Tommy off at his dorm, and they reminisce about all the missions they've been on together.
Sally's loving every minute that Bryce is around, but after Bryce's first day on the job, Dick decides to go get Tommy and bring him back. Tommy's already enjoying college and flirting with girls. Dick arrives and tries to convince Tommy to come home and go to Pendleton if he must go to college, but Tommy says he's not leaving. He does manage to convince Tommy that to impress the girls and really make a name for himself he ha</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613134700 +0000" stop="20260613140859 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red, White &amp; Dick - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After attending a football game and observing how enthusiastically the crowd sang "The Star Spangled Banner," Dick observes that humans have a deep love for their country of origin. They'd better get with the program or they'll look very suspicious.
He assigns Tommy the study of the documents that created this country. Harry will cover anthems and epic poetry. Sally will do a microfiche search. Harry is put in charge of equality, since clearly it is one of the foundations of this country. Mary contributes that America offers so many freedoms: press, speech, assembly. Her family came over on the Mayflower. Nina says her family came over on a different boat but surely hooked up with Mary's family shortly after they arrived.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613140859 +0000" stop="20260613143058 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Digs - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Mary invites Dick to accompany her on an archeological dig, he eagerly accepts; he's seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark," so he knows how exciting and dangerous archeology can be. The Rutherford Garlic Festival is underway, and hotel rooms are at a premium. Since Dick's gone on the dig, the other aliens decide to rent out his bed. Soon the Solomons' apartment becomes "The Inn at Solomon House" with Tommy and Sally committed to giving their guests outstanding service in hopes of earning four stars in the Crown Travel Guide. Harry's not enthusiastic about the new venture, because he gets to do all the dirty work.    At the dig, Dick's disenchanted when Mary gives him a trowel, a brush and an air bulb and tells him to carefully dust the sediment in one square foot of land. Dick grudgingly gets to work and later complains that he's been working five hours and all he's found is a pointy rock. Mary's astonished when she identifies his "pointy rock" as a spear head. She sadly confesses that s</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613143058 +0000" stop="20260613145256 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business Like Dick Business - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Sally form an act to entertain at children's parties, Mary and Harry get involved in Officer Don's self-defense class.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613145256 +0000" stop="20260613151455 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dick Replacement - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary visit Rita, a psychic, together, and Dick scoffs that the whole thing's a rip-off—until the psychic says that Dick and Mary are from two different worlds. She adds that one of these days Dick will leave Mary and go back where he came from. Dick immediately decides that he should devote himself to locating his successor, someone worthy who will wait in the wings until Dick has gone. Later, Sally tells Harry that if the psychic talked about Dick's leaving the planet, she must know they're aliens; they have to kill her.
Dick takes Mary to a singles bar in search of the perfect replacement, but he acts so strangely that the bartender thinks Mary's a hooker and asks them to leave. Harry and Sally set about hatching wildly unrealistic plots designed to do away with the psychic. Nina tells Dick about Gary Hemmings, a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for him. Dick talks with Gary and offers him the chance to replace him; Gary thinks he's being offered a staff position</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151455 +0000" stop="20260613153653 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Ark - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes.  Mary decides the two need a weekend off.
Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it.  Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl.  Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area.
Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage.  Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153653 +0000" stop="20260613155852 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Dick - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155852 +0000" stop="20260613162049 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother, My Dick - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When a new alien accidentally arrives through the time space portal, Dick tells Harry and Sally that it's their responsibility to take care of him. And Dick alienates Mary by taking sides with her detested mother as he tries to navigate through the minefield that separates the two women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162049 +0000" stop="20260613164248 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glengarry Glen Dick - S06E15</title>
    <desc>After Dick and Don each buy half of a timeshare "luxury getaway," they take Mary and Sally on their first vacation there. Meanwhile, Harry's afraid of shrinking now that Tommy's taller than he is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164248 +0000" stop="20260613170445 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Soup for the Soul - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's found the key to true happiness after reading Mary's favorite self-help book, so he rids himself of all conflict in his life -- including Mary, his main source of friction. Sally tries to help Tommy get into his college fraternity of choice by posing as the Assistant Pledge Master during Hell Week, but her grueling physical tests push Tommy to the limit. Meanwhile, Harry becomes tortured in his quest to re-paint the kitchen ceiling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170445 +0000" stop="20260613172643 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>John Cleese reprises his role as Liam Neesam, Dick's malevolent alien nemesis in the first of a special two-part episode. In part one, Dick intercepts love letters sent to Mary by "Scoochie," a secret admirer, and plots to interject himself into Mary's upcoming assignation at a Renaissance festival with the mystery man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172643 +0000" stop="20260613174842 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Dick can't stop Mary from dating her secret admirer "Scoochie" (really alien Liam Neesam), even though he suspects Liam is only using her as part of his plot against all mankind. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang find the "prequel" to their favorite movie, Arthur 2.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613174842 +0000" stop="20260613181040 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1) - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mary is having some trouble dealing with what she saw: Dick transforming Scoochie into a monkey. Dick inevitably tells her the truth and she has a hard time to believe in it. Eventually she accepts it and even becomes fascinated by it. When everything seems to be going fine for Dick, Harry announces that their mission is over and they are to leave Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181040 +0000" stop="20260613183238 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2) - S06E20</title>
    <desc>As a result of the manner in which Dick settled his dispute with Liam, the group is ordered home. Of course, there are always loose ends to tie up before a long space trip. Dick wants Mary to accompany them, and Sally decides to instill confidence in Don. They organize a farewell party, and Harry and Tommy decide to charge everything and not worry about being around to pay the bill. They even hire Elvis Costello to sing "Fly Me to the Moon."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183238 +0000" stop="20260613185436 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brains and Eggs - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he's feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185436 +0000" stop="20260613191634 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Post Nasal Dick - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy's "make-out session" has an unintended consequence: he catches a bug and the crew gets its first taste of human illness. Martha Stewart has a cameo curing Harry with her apple cobbler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191634 +0000" stop="20260613193832 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's First Birthday - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dick confronts the harsh realities of middle age when he's introduced to the earthly concept of birthdays - and it dawns on him that he's getting old.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193832 +0000" stop="20260613200030 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sally's exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200030 +0000" stop="20260613202229 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Smoker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202229 +0000" stop="20260613204427 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Dick - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204427 +0000" stop="20260613210625 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonely Dick - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210625 +0000" stop="20260613212823 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body &amp; Soul &amp; Dick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a "forthright and honest" eulogy about the universally despised academic. Meanwhile, Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an "easy" cheerleader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212823 +0000" stop="20260613215020 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ab-Dick-ted - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215020 +0000" stop="20260613221218 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Dick - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221218 +0000" stop="20260613223417 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Dick - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry takes to it; Dick doesn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613223417 +0000" stop="20260613225615 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frozen Dick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225615 +0000" stop="20260613231815 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angry Dick - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231815 +0000" stop="20260613234014 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Harry joins a CD club and finds the responsibilities of membership overwhelming. When Nina tells Dick that Stanford has no graduate records on him and Dick reacts defensively, Dr. Albright observes that it's virtually impossible to get a straight answer from Dick about his past. As Dr. Albright reminisces about her wild, rebellious times at Berkeley and Mrs. Dubcek contributes some colorful recollections, Dick chides Tommy that, as information officer, he failed to brief the crew on the crucial sixties decade.   Dr. Albright becomes convinced that Dick is actually Manny Rosenberg, a sixties activist whom she knew briefly and who has been in hiding from the FBI for decades. Dick denies this but soon realizes that his presumed identity has somehow made him more attractive to Dr. Albright. Later, at Dr. Albright's apartment, Dick thinks that they'll at last be having sex, but Dr. Albright angrily reveals that she and Manny had an upsetting encounter that she still hasn't gotten over, and</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613234014 +0000" stop="20260614000212 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Enjoy Being A Dick - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614000212 +0000" stop="20260614002410 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Like Me - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn't "fitting in" at school. "Of course I'm not fitting in," snaps Tommy, "to fit in, you have to be something." The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. "It's loaded with every possible genre of human," he marvels. "It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick." Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexist people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614002410 +0000" stop="20260614004607 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault With A Deadly Dick - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime ("This planet is in a bad neighborhood," sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004607 +0000" stop="20260614010804 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Dick - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dick decides the reason Harry's"odd" is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry -- who then learns that he has a"thing" in his head, a communications device the others knew about all along. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010804 +0000" stop="20260614013002 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selfish Dick - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The ever-present influence of television turns the Solomons' first trip to a hospital into a madcap exercise in fantasy versus reality. After Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger, and the sight of blood leave Sally unconscious, Harry and Tommy rush them to the hospital, where the smell of sterile corridors and the gleam of surgical scrubs remind the aliens of the exciting work of their favorite TV doctors -- work that they practice on several unsuspecting patients. Meanwhile, Dick has work issues of his own when Dr. Albright finally gets her long-coveted private office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013002 +0000" stop="20260614015200 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dick cuts up at a Japanese restaurant, but the big news is that he's there with Dr. Albright, who has finally agreed to date him. But just as they finally consummate their attraction, Harry receives bad news from the home planet: Dick has been replaced by a less benign duplicate, who traps him in the basement and takes charge of Dr. Albright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015200 +0000" stop="20260614021358 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021358 +0000" stop="20260614023556 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of the other aliens, Dick escapes from the box and vanquishes Evil Dick, who is escorted back to his planet by Dennis Rodman, revealed as another alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614023556 +0000" stop="20260614025754 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Dick - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to try to set the record straight -- and Sally's first experience of hotels get her hooked on room service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614025754 +0000" stop="20260614031952 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Relationships are in jeopardy: Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting, and Dick suggests that sex will solve their problem; Harry goes on a video blind date; and August tests Tommy's loyalty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614031952 +0000" stop="20260614034150 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Ado About Dick - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Albright is afraid to be seen with Dick in public as a couple, the Solomons discover the human obsession with what other people think. In the end, Dick and Albright come out with their relationship at a faculty party. Meanwhile, sparks once again fly when Sally runs into Officer Don and decides she is going to be a cop, but Dick forbids it; and Tommy is frustrated by not having transportation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034150 +0000" stop="20260614040348 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick the Vote - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the right vote.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040348 +0000" stop="20260614042546 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourth and Dick - S02E07</title>
    <desc>During Pendleton's Homecoming weekend, Dick learns firsthand the importance people place in competition. Tommy has a crush on his Glee Club teacher. Sally makes Nina her best friend. Harry gets a job as a security officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042546 +0000" stop="20260614044744 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Greatest Dick - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fueling his own ego, Dick forces Tommy into a special school for gifted students; Sally is mistaken for a drag queen; Harry dabbles in magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614044744 +0000" stop="20260614050942 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother The Alien - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Dubcek asks the aliens to baby-sit her infant nephew. Dick discovers he's not very good at taking care of things when he kills Albright's fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050942 +0000" stop="20260614053140 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sally begins to chafe at her role as the female when Dick invites Mrs. Dubcek and her daughter Vicki for Thanksgiving dinner; but Harry and Vicki hit it off atop the dinner table. Meanwhile, it becomes a true American holiday when Tommy fights with Dick and runs away to a pool hall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614053140 +0000" stop="20260614055339 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Jokes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she's organizing. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes, providing lots of unnoticed slapstick humor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614055339 +0000" stop="20260614061537 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolly Old St. Dick - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Solomons experience their first Christmas. Dick is disillusioned but finally gets the Christmas spirit. Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the mall. Harry takes a job as a mall Santa's assistant and discovers that he isn't the real Santa. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August. Albright gets drunk on rum balls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061537 +0000" stop="20260614063736 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proud Dick - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Because of his pride over a parking space, Dick quits his job at the university and gets one at Rusty's Burgers. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoid thinking aliens are taking over the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063736 +0000" stop="20260614065934 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romeo &amp; Juliet &amp; Dick - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of "Romeo and Juliet", Dick takes the role a little too seriously. Tommy works as the prop guy and when Mrs. Dubcek drinks Juliet's sleeping potion, Harry impersonates her and entertains her friends. Sally tries to get Officer Don to fix Albright's parking tickets and learns that he can't really do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065934 +0000" stop="20260614072132 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilty as Dick - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While doing a favor for Dr. Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt. Harry, desiring his own room, moves into a tree house. Tommy uses Sally to sell chocolate for a school fund-raiser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072132 +0000" stop="20260614074330 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on One Knee - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Frenchman asks Sally to marry him, so he can stay in the country. Sally plans her wedding and assigns duties to the family. Tommy discovers he has a talent for flower arranging and styling. Dick is inspired to discuss marriage with Albright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074330 +0000" stop="20260614080528 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Old Song and Dick - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Dick attempts to get the magic back in his relationship, he learns it was never missing - their rut is really comfort. Sally and Harry switch jobs. Sally discovers Harry's job is more difficult that it appears, while Harry finds himself enjoying the housework and having a purpose. Tommy finds, to his delight, that August is not perfect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074635 +0000" stop="20260612081059 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081059 +0000" stop="20260612083532 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083532 +0000" stop="20260612090145 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090145 +0000" stop="20260612092606 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092606 +0000" stop="20260612095208 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095208 +0000" stop="20260612101640 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612101640 +0000" stop="20260612104106 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612104106 +0000" stop="20260612110524 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110524 +0000" stop="20260612112940 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112940 +0000" stop="20260612115356 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115356 +0000" stop="20260612121812 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121812 +0000" stop="20260612124230 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124230 +0000" stop="20260612130645 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130645 +0000" stop="20260612133231 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133231 +0000" stop="20260612135647 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
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    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612153423 +0000" stop="20260612155845 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
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    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612181141 +0000" stop="20260612183615 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612183615 +0000" stop="20260612190227 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612190227 +0000" stop="20260612192649 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612192649 +0000" stop="20260612195251 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612195251 +0000" stop="20260612201723 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210606 +0000" stop="20260612213022 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213022 +0000" stop="20260612215438 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612215438 +0000" stop="20260612221854 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612221854 +0000" stop="20260612224312 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612224312 +0000" stop="20260612230728 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612230728 +0000" stop="20260612233314 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233314 +0000" stop="20260612235730 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235730 +0000" stop="20260613002155 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
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    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013505 +0000" stop="20260613015927 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613015927 +0000" stop="20260613022539 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022539 +0000" stop="20260613025021 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025021 +0000" stop="20260613031623 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613031623 +0000" stop="20260613034759 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034759 +0000" stop="20260613041223 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041223 +0000" stop="20260613043657 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043657 +0000" stop="20260613050309 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050309 +0000" stop="20260613052731 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613052731 +0000" stop="20260613055333 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070649 +0000" stop="20260613073105 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073105 +0000" stop="20260613075520 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075520 +0000" stop="20260613081936 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081936 +0000" stop="20260613084354 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084354 +0000" stop="20260613090810 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090810 +0000" stop="20260613093356 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093356 +0000" stop="20260613095812 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613095812 +0000" stop="20260613102238 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102238 +0000" stop="20260613104654 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104654 +0000" stop="20260613111126 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113547 +0000" stop="20260613120009 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120009 +0000" stop="20260613122621 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122621 +0000" stop="20260613125103 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125103 +0000" stop="20260613131705 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131705 +0000" stop="20260613134842 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134842 +0000" stop="20260613141305 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141305 +0000" stop="20260613143739 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143739 +0000" stop="20260613150351 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613150351 +0000" stop="20260613152813 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152813 +0000" stop="20260613155415 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155415 +0000" stop="20260613161847 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161847 +0000" stop="20260613164313 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164313 +0000" stop="20260613170731 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170731 +0000" stop="20260613173147 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173147 +0000" stop="20260613175603 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175603 +0000" stop="20260613182019 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613182019 +0000" stop="20260613184436 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184436 +0000" stop="20260613190852 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613190852 +0000" stop="20260613193438 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193438 +0000" stop="20260613195854 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195854 +0000" stop="20260613202320 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202320 +0000" stop="20260613204736 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204736 +0000" stop="20260613211208 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211208 +0000" stop="20260613213630 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613220052 +0000" stop="20260613222704 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613222704 +0000" stop="20260613225146 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613225146 +0000" stop="20260613231748 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613231748 +0000" stop="20260613234924 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613234924 +0000" stop="20260614001348 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001348 +0000" stop="20260614003822 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614003822 +0000" stop="20260614010434 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614010434 +0000" stop="20260614012856 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012856 +0000" stop="20260614015458 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015458 +0000" stop="20260614021929 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614021929 +0000" stop="20260614024355 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614024355 +0000" stop="20260614030813 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030813 +0000" stop="20260614033229 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033229 +0000" stop="20260614035645 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614035645 +0000" stop="20260614042101 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042101 +0000" stop="20260614044519 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614044519 +0000" stop="20260614050935 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050935 +0000" stop="20260614053521 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614053521 +0000" stop="20260614055936 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614055936 +0000" stop="20260614062402 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614062402 +0000" stop="20260614064818 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064818 +0000" stop="20260614071250 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071250 +0000" stop="20260614073712 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614073712 +0000" stop="20260614080134 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071709 +0000" stop="20260612080018 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Vice-President Daniels assumes office in the wake of Wayne's injury and makes plans to implement his extreme security agenda. Lennox names the co-conspirators in the attack, but finds himself under Daniels' thumb. Meanwhile, Karen moves to insert herself back in her former job. Jack and Logan pay a visit to the Russian consulate, but Jack takes drastic action when Logan fails to learn Gredenko's location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080018 +0000" stop="20260612084403 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S06E13</title>
    <desc>While Jack evades Russian security guards, Buchanan assigns a new agent, Mike Doyle, to raid the Russian consulate to capture Markov and rescue Jack.Logan calls on his estranged ex-wife in the hopes that she can help to defuse the brewing crisis between the U.S. and Russia.Gredenko prepares to strike at another target. Meanwhile, Daniels gives a Middle Eastern ambassador a strong ultimatum in order to gain his cooperation in the hunt for the remaining nukes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084403 +0000" stop="20260612092709 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Jack learns a devastating piece of news about Audrey upon his return to CTU.As a desperate Gredenko launches his strike, CTU learns that their systems have been compromised by a mole who is obstructing their efforts to find the drone.Karen finds a possible ally in Lennox as Daniels proceeds on his extreme course that will pit the U.S. against the Middle East.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092709 +0000" stop="20260612101104 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Jack and Doyle head up field ops while tracking Gredenko and Fayed, and the Vice President's decision sends shockwaves through his administration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101104 +0000" stop="20260612105352 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Wayne risks his unstable health in order to fight Daniels for the presidency. Lennox and Karen call an uneasy truce in the face of the impending war.

Doyle coerces Nadia into helping him dig up dirt on Milo, while Jack uses Gredenko in a sting operation that will lead them to Fayed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105352 +0000" stop="20260612113757 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Wayne continues to risk his health as he takes a stand that will force cooperation from the Middle East.Jack realizes he won't be able to break Fayed, so he and Doyle concoct a scheme to force Fayed to lead them to the location of the remaining nukes. But Fayed's ally engages in trickery that places the plan in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612113757 +0000" stop="20260612122147 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Cheng offers to exchange the nuclear component for Audrey's life. Jack gains Chloe's covert cooperation, but their plans are dashed when Morris stumbles on to the operation.Wayne gives Daniels an unpleasant ultimatum, but his fragile health soon tips the balance in the vice-president's favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122147 +0000" stop="20260612130532 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Jack sets up a meeting with Cheng, while Doyle tries to track him with CTU's help.Buchanan's career is placed in jeopardy when Karen is forced to make a damning choice to save the administration.Daniels seeks comfort from his assistant as he assumes the presidency.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130532 +0000" stop="20260612134922 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Nadia approves an interrogation technique that might prove fatal to Audrey. Doyle covertly aids Jack in the hopes that he can save her from further mental trauma.Daniels discovers that he may have a leak in his administration when he is confronted by the angry Russian president.Chloe and Morris's relationship hits the rocks, while Heller delivers Jack a stern warning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134922 +0000" stop="20260612143245 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Jack is held in custody at CTU, while Cheng prepares to launch a surprise attack.Lennox uses Lisa as a plant to send a false message to the Russians in hopes of defusing a tense situation.Morris' decision to end his relationship with Chloe begins taking its toll on her as they struggle to maintain professionalism, and Josh shows signs of guilt over the role his father played in the day's terrorist attacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143245 +0000" stop="20260612151619 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Jack runs a desperate tactic to free the CTU hostages from their captors. He manages to intercept Cheng, who plans to deliver Josh to his grandfather in exchange for the circuit board. Jack is forced to allow Cheng to escape in order to save Josh's life.Lennox continues to monitor Lisa as she plants evidence for Mark to deliver to the Russians. The situation takes a nasty turn when all does not go according to plan. Meanwhile, Daniels tries to run a bluff on the Russian president, but finds he's playing a bad hand.Nadia finds herself facing a hostile investigation over the security breach, while a decision from Daniels pits Doyle against Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612151619 +0000" stop="20260612155823 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Doyle takes Josh to meet Phillip in the hopes of retrieving the circuit board, but his conscience bothers him over the exchange.Karen puts her career on the line when she uses Bill to help break Jack from custody. Jack and Bill track Phillip, but not before he pulls a fast move that reaps serious injury to Doyle.Nadia has a conversation with Milo's brother, while Chloe suffers from a mysterious medical problem that strikes her at the wrong moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155823 +0000" stop="20260612164223 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 6: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S06E24</title>
    <desc>CTU discovers where Philip is hiding and Daniels orders an air strike in a desperate move to appease the Russians. Jack and Bill go after Josh alone before the bombers find their target.Lennox persuades Daniels to grant leniency for Bill and Karen. In the wake of the close call, Daniels begins to question his choices as acting president.Chloe gives Morris some surprising news that alters their relationship, while Marilyn is reunited with Josh at CTU.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164223 +0000" stop="20260612172845 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jack Bauer has been pulled from his senate sub-committee hearing to assist with the deadly domestic threat and the investigation of former colleague Tony Almeida, his new undefined role is to help secure the nation. Meanwhile, President Allison Taylor presides over the escalating time-sensitive dilemmas linked to the unrest in Sangala. Chloe O’Brian and Bill Buchanan are on hand this season as well as FBI Agents Renee Walker, Larry Moss, Janis Gold and Sean Hillinger to cope with the unthinkable events</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612172845 +0000" stop="20260612181026 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Since Jack Bauer has been pulled from his senate sub-committee hearing to assist with the deadly domestic threat and the investigation of former colleague Tony Almeida, his new undefined role is to help secure the nation. Meanwhile, President Allison Taylor presides over the escalating time-sensitive dilemmas linked to the unrest in Sangala. Chloe O’Brian and Bill Buchanan are on hand this season as well as FBI Agents Renee Walker, Larry Moss, Janis Gold and Sean Hillinger to cope with the unthinkable events</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181026 +0000" stop="20260612185431 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S07E03</title>
    <desc>With Tony in custody, Jack leads his interrogation, but is shocked when a code word Tony whispers in his ear leads to old friends and a plot much deeper than anyone in the FBI anticipated. Jack once again takes the law into his own hands when he breaks Tony out of the FBI's custody to deliver him back to the terrorist faction. Renee asks FBI technician Janis Gold to try to uncover a possible leak in the agency, but Janis is terrified when her discoveries point to fellow analyst Sean Hillinger. Colonel Dubaku sends a message to President Taylor, insisting that the US withdraw its forces from Sangala or risk a terrible attack on their soil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612185431 +0000" stop="20260612193836 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Buchanan takes Jack to "CTU", a secret hideout where he and Chloe had been working with Tony to uncover the conspiracy within the US government. Tony had been undercover with the terrorists aiding Juma to discover the moles. Jack agrees to help get Tony back in play by joining Emerson's crew himself.

Taylor is forced to meet with Matobo to inform him that she may be required to withdraw her forces from Sangala to protect American lives. Her Chief of Staff Ethan Kanin agrees with this decision, but Taylor is not yet convinced.

Henry meets with Samantha, Roger's former girlfriend, who tells him that Roger was indeed murdered and provides him with proof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193836 +0000" stop="20260612202122 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S07E05</title>
    <desc>As the threat of terrorism escalates, Jack Bauer is forced to take matters into his own hands to avert the imminent crisis facing the country. Meanwhile, lives are on the line as conflicted Agent Renee Walker copes with the volatile investigation, and FBI honcho Larry Moss is forced to keep a closer eye on his team as the nation's security is in jeopardy. At the White House, international stakes are raised and the First Gentleman proceeds with his personal mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202122 +0000" stop="20260612210506 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S07E06</title>
    <desc>As Dubaku presses President Taylor to comply with his devilish demands, she contemplates if the administration should negotiate to avert a disastrous terror attack. Meanwhile, away from the White House and the threatening international crisis, the determined First Gentleman struggles with his ongoing domestic mission, and perilous FBI Agent Walker diverts the attention of her tense colleagues. With national security on the line, Jack Bauer has a formidable plan in hopes of shielding the country in the “Day 7: 1:00-2:00 PM” episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210506 +0000" stop="20260612214825 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S07E07</title>
    <desc>As U.S. troops remain in position outside of Sangala, Dubaku seeks another high-value target using the CIP module. While the entire NSA scrambles to locate the breach, the situation rapidly escalates. Paranoid FBI Agent Janis Gold commands from her post, while Jack, Tony, Renee, Chloe and Buchanan follow leads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612214825 +0000" stop="20260612223220 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S07E08</title>
    <desc>As the country reels from the recent terror attacks and faces the mounting global ramifications, the administration refuses to acquiesce and presses on with their disapproval of the Juma regime. As Jack Bauer and team head to the White House for a pivotal meeting with President Taylor, Dubaku raises the stakes when he threatens the First Family</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612223220 +0000" stop="20260612231623 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S07E09</title>
    <desc>After eight hellacious hours of this terrible day have elapsed, the country remains on edge. President Taylor struggles with the painful circumstances facing the First Family, including her daughter Olivia (guest star Sprague Grayden). Meanwhile, a huffy Chloe faces-off against paranoid FBI Agent Janis Gold, while Jack and Agent Walker track leads through Washington, D.C. to eliminate the threat of another ruthless terror attack</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612231623 +0000" stop="20260613000027 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jack and Renee Walker pursue Dubaku through the streets of Washington, D.C., with a little cyber help from Chloe. Meanwhile, the first family and the FBI are left reeling from incidents involving turncoat agents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613000027 +0000" stop="20260613004406 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Not even at the halfway point of this hellacious day, two planes have collided outside of D.C., there has been an attempt on a chemical plant in Ohio, the President’s husband’s life has been threatened and the nation remains at risk. When Dubaku’s evil plan escalates to his boss, General Juma (guest star Tony Todd), the stakes are raised and steadfast President Taylor faces a deepening foreign policy dilemma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613004406 +0000" stop="20260613012759 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Juma and his men take the White House by storm, killing most of the Secret Service and trapping Taylor and Jack in the saferoom. His efforts to extract her are thwarted until he is informed that the President's daughter is in the White House as well.

Renee and Larry try to convince Vice President Hayworth to let them rescue the President, but Hayworth will not budge until the FBI can produce proof that she is not in imminent danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613012759 +0000" stop="20260613021202 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The siege on the White House reaches an explosive end after Jack and Bill work together to try and save President Taylor.

Meanwhile, Jonas Hodges makes moves to cover his own tracks, starting with Ryan Burnett.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021202 +0000" stop="20260613025607 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Malevolent mastermind Jonas Hodges emerges as Jack Bauer's latest adversary as the long, terrifying day ticks deeper into the night. Jack yields results from a surprise meeting, and the fight to avert additional terror attacks continues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025607 +0000" stop="20260613033941 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Olivia Taylor, the President’s daughter, becomes increasingly involved in the day’s events, and the administration reels when a high-ranking official delivers devastating news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613033941 +0000" stop="20260613042325 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S07E16</title>
    <desc>The game changes for Jack Bauer, and the FBI is forced to collaborate with other federal agencies. As the threat intensifies, the administration shakes things up and seeks a new perspective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042325 +0000" stop="20260613050729 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S07E17</title>
    <desc>As the day stretches into the middle of the night, Jack and the FBI formulate a plan to prevent further terror attacks. Events take an unexpected turn when the politics surrounding the administration expand beyond the White House.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050729 +0000" stop="20260613055032 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Jack Bauer endures the elements and fights on to prevent an attack that could change the country forever. As the catastrophic blow to the nation nears, Tony Almeida operates from the field and Kim Bauer, who was last seen in Season Five, returns. Meanwhile, the stakes are raised when the administration is faced with a blackmail scenario.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055032 +0000" stop="20260613063335 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S07E19</title>
    <desc>As the nation remains vulnerable, Jack Bauer endures the worsening pathogen pain. The FBI deals with recent deadly developments while matters involving key players takes this day into a unexpected direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063335 +0000" stop="20260613071729 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S07E20</title>
    <desc>The nation remains vulnerable as Starkwood mastermind Jonas Hodges (guest star Jon Voight) remains at the epicenter of the mounting terrorist threat. Meanwhile, the FBI and the administration scramble to provide security and justice, and Jack Bauer questions a key suspect</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071729 +0000" stop="20260613080123 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S07E21</title>
    <desc>While lives remain on the line, an emotional Chloe copes with the declining conditions. With only a few hours left in Jack Bauer’s day, the situation worsens when the politicking inside the White House corners the divided administration.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613080123 +0000" stop="20260613084431 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Innocent lives remain in the line of fire as this terrifying day draws to a close. Jack is faced with an unthinkable situation while his perpetually imperiled daughter, Kim (guest star Cuthbert), gets involved. Meanwhile, the imminent threat stokes the heated rivalry between Chloe and Janis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613084431 +0000" stop="20260613092806 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Jack Bauer is forced to help Tony escape from custody, only to find Tony plans to use Jack to reconstitute the pathogen. Aaron Pierce and Ethan Kanin work together and discover Olivia's role in Hodges' murder. Kim Bauer takes down her captors, and works with Renee Walker to find her father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613092806 +0000" stop="20260613101431 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 7: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Presented with the evidence of Olivia's actions, President Allison Taylor is forced to make a decision between her family and the Presidency. Thanks to Kim Bauer, Janis, Renee and Chloe are able to save Jack and arrest Tony before he can kill Alan Wilson. With Wilson refusing to talk and Jack about to die, the fight is no longer in the field, it's for the hearts and souls of Jack and Renee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613101431 +0000" stop="20260613105713 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A plot to assassinate the President of the Islamic Republic at the UN building comes to Jack Bauer's attention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613105713 +0000" stop="20260613114138 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S08E02</title>
    <desc>CTU detains a reporter it suspects of helping assassins, while Jack and Chloe start their own investigation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613114138 +0000" stop="20260613122254 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chloe race against time to try to thwart a well-planned assassination of the President of the Islamic Republic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613122254 +0000" stop="20260613131025 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S08E04</title>
    <desc>CTU wants ex-FBI agent, Renee Walker, to infiltrate a Russian gang which is selling weapons-grade enriched uranium to the assassination plotters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131025 +0000" stop="20260613135431 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The Russians mistrust Renee, U.S.-Kamistan negotiations hit a snag, and the past of CTU analyst Dana Walsh becomes her nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135431 +0000" stop="20260613144014 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Jack is set up, Renee makes a sacrifice, and Dana sends her ex into a police warehouse. Meanwhile, an arms trader deals with his sons, and the President buys time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144014 +0000" stop="20260613152317 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S08E07</title>
    <desc>President Hassan's actions become paranoid and Dana's ex faces capture, while Renee and Jack kick open a hornet's nest among New York's Russian underworld.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152317 +0000" stop="20260613160718 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S08E08</title>
    <desc>While nuclear materials are en route to Kamistanis attempting a coup, Kayla confronts her father, Dana makes a decision, and Jack endures torture.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160718 +0000" stop="20260613165039 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The White House wants a fall guy, Jack tries to protect that person, Dana goes after her ex, Cole follows her, and CTU gets help from an unlikely source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165039 +0000" stop="20260613173429 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S08E10</title>
    <desc>President Taylor asks for President Hassan's help, Kayla goes missing, a New Jersey swamp claims two bodies, and Jack sets up a ruse to flush out Kamistani rebels.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613173429 +0000" stop="20260613181739 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S08E11</title>
    <desc>A mother wants to save her son, an estranged couple reconnects to look for their daughter, and Jack races against the clock to dissuade a suicide bomber.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181739 +0000" stop="20260613190113 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Nuclear fuel rods await transport into Manhattan, Jack pursues a lead to a hotel, Kayla is in danger, and a Southern probation officer wants information from Dana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613190113 +0000" stop="20260613194625 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Chloe goes up against NSA testosterone, Jack and Cole are in a firefight as the nuclear fuel rods are en route to Manhattan, and an evacuation from the UN is imminent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613194625 +0000" stop="20260613202831 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Kamistani rebels give President Taylor an hour to turn over Hassan, sedition strikes Taylor's administration, CTU harbors a traitor, and Jack walks into an ambush.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202831 +0000" stop="20260613211131 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S08E15</title>
    <desc>As dawn breaks over New York, President Taylor endures a game-changing setback as the threat of mass destruction looms. Meanwhile, President Hassan makes a shocking decision that surprises his loved ones. But before long, trusted confidantes will become enemies of the state, and it's only the beginning of the betrayals that are to come as the race against time ticks on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211131 +0000" stop="20260613215757 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S08E16</title>
    <desc>A traitor makes a deal for immunity, while Jack and Renee race uptown to rescue a hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215757 +0000" stop="20260613224402 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S08E17</title>
    <desc>President Taylor requests a woman's help and brings in a disgraced ex-President who may have leverage with the Russians, while Jack and Renee take their leave of CTU, and Chloe gets a promotion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224402 +0000" stop="20260613232803 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S08E18</title>
    <desc>President Taylor's envoy to the Russians persuades them to return to the peace table, but at what cost? Jack goes to CTU to interrogate a nearly-forgotten traitor, and the President decides to talk to Jack there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232803 +0000" stop="20260614001203 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S08E19</title>
    <desc>President Taylor faces impossible choices, and, much to the dismay of CTU, she enlists a private security firm to complete a sensitive task led by Mark Bledsoe. Meanwhile, Jack calls in a favor to his old friend Rick Vickers before embarking on a crucial mission of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001203 +0000" stop="20260614005739 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S08E20</title>
    <desc>While the media interview the peace delegates, Jack and Cole have gone rogue to rescue a traitor being tortured by off-the-grid operatives; Logan gets President Taylor to approve putting his aide in charge of the manhunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614005739 +0000" stop="20260614014225 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S08E21</title>
    <desc>While delegates review the peace agreement, Jack searches for evidence of Russian involvement in the day's tragedies, covered up at the highest levels. Ex-President Logan is desperate to neutralize Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014225 +0000" stop="20260614022536 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Jack's rogue operation includes kidnapping a high-profile target. Pools of blood, a knife wound, and Chloe's mistrust of her new supervisor add texture, while President Taylor feels the loneliness of power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022536 +0000" stop="20260614030935 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S08E23</title>
    <desc>The Russian Federation President arrives to sign the accord, Jack wants justice, and Logan stays in pursuit. Meanwhile, Dalia has a realization, President Taylor rattles her sabers, and Chloe tests her mettle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030935 +0000" stop="20260614035518 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 8: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Heads of state gather at the UN to sign the accord, three at CTU make a final effort to expose a conspiracy, Logan and Pillar tie up loose ends, and justice may elude Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614035518 +0000" stop="20260614043940 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S09E01</title>
    <desc>After four years off the grid, Jack is apprehended in London by the CIA – on the very day that President James Heller arrives. As the President faces political pressure over a US drone program run from a UK-based base, only disgraced agent Kate Morgan suspects that Jack's capture was all too easy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614043940 +0000" stop="20260614052326 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chloe are on the trail of a hacker who might lead them to whoever is behind an assassination attempt on President Heller... but Kate is hot on Jack's trail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614052326 +0000" stop="20260614060558 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S09E03</title>
    <desc>As the hunt continues for Jack Bauer, the terror threat is intensifying, much to the chagrin of the CIA and Kate Morgan. Across town, President James Heller prepares to address Parliament in an attempt to heal recent wounds with the British, and to preserve his legacy. Meanwhile, Margot - a homegrown British terrorist seeking to avenge her husband's death - proves she is willing to make any sacrifice for her mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614060558 +0000" stop="20260614064947 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S09E04</title>
    <desc>With the threat escalating, Jack Bauer heads to the U.S. Embassy as the CIA closes in on him. Elsewhere, Margot asserts her authority with unthinkable force, President Heller faces members of Parliament and Kate Morgan takes matters into her own hands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614064947 +0000" stop="20260614073310 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S09E05</title>
    <desc>As Jack deals with unforeseen circumstances, an unlikely duo joins forces to prevent an impending attack in London. Meanwhile, homegrown terrorist Margot Al-Harazi reveals her demands - revenge for her husband's death in a U.S. airstrike. Also, President Heller orders a lockdown of military airspace, but it may be too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614073310 +0000" stop="20260614081652 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 9: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S09E06</title>
    <desc>As the smoke clears after the devastating events of the first five hours, tensions between President Heller and Prime Minister Davies boil over, and one of them decides to take matters into his own hands. In the meantime, Jack proposes a plan to locate Margot by using someone unexpected as his unsuspecting bait. Back at the CIA in London, Jordan raises suspicions about Kate's husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073758 +0000" stop="20260612081635 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612081635 +0000" stop="20260612085104 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612085104 +0000" stop="20260612093123 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093123 +0000" stop="20260612100338 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612100338 +0000" stop="20260612103746 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612103746 +0000" stop="20260612110833 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612110833 +0000" stop="20260612114710 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114710 +0000" stop="20260612122138 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122138 +0000" stop="20260612130157 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130157 +0000" stop="20260612133412 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133412 +0000" stop="20260612140821 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612140821 +0000" stop="20260612143907 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612143907 +0000" stop="20260612151744 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612151744 +0000" stop="20260612155213 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612155213 +0000" stop="20260612163232 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163232 +0000" stop="20260612170446 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612170446 +0000" stop="20260612173855 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173855 +0000" stop="20260612180941 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612180941 +0000" stop="20260612184818 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184818 +0000" stop="20260612192247 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192247 +0000" stop="20260612200306 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200306 +0000" stop="20260612203521 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203521 +0000" stop="20260612210929 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210929 +0000" stop="20260612214016 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612214016 +0000" stop="20260612221853 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612221853 +0000" stop="20260612225321 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612225321 +0000" stop="20260612233340 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233340 +0000" stop="20260613000555 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613000555 +0000" stop="20260613004004 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613004004 +0000" stop="20260613011050 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011050 +0000" stop="20260613014927 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014927 +0000" stop="20260613022356 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022356 +0000" stop="20260613030415 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030415 +0000" stop="20260613033629 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Standards and Practices - S06E11</title>
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    <title>Kidnapped by Danger - S06E14</title>
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    <title>The Shower Principle - S06E15</title>
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    <title>Nothing Left to Lose - S06E16</title>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S07E01</title>
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    <title>There's No I in America - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Jenna could decide the Presidential election, Liz and Jack stage a debate to win her support and her followers. Kenneth turns to Tracy for advice on how to be an informed voter, while Pete tries to recreate the magic of the 2008 election.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy - S07E06</title>
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    <title>Mazel Tov, Dummies! - S07E07</title>
    <desc>After an encounter with Dennis Duffy, Liz and Criss decide to take drastic measures to start a family. As Liz looks toward the future, Jack and Jenna evaluate their own self-worth, and Tracy laments a shocking medical diagnosis.</desc>
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    <title>My Whole Life Is Thunder - S07E08</title>
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    <title>Game Over - S07E09</title>
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    <title>Florida - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Jack persuades Liz to go to Florida with him, they make a shocking discovery about his mother. Jenna and Tracy assume responsibility for the show in Liz's absence, resulting in disaster for Kenneth.</desc>
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    <title>A Goon's Deed in a Weary World - S07E11</title>
    <desc>As her new kids arrive, Liz scrambles to save "TGS" from cancellation, while Jack finds the network a new president.</desc>
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    <title>Hogcock! - S07E12</title>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Blind Date - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Jack the Writer - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Jack-Tor - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Jack Meets Dennis - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Tracy Does Conan - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Break-Up - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The Baby Show - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Rural Juror - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Head and the Hair - S01E11</title>
    <desc>There are some new power players around when Jack and Kenneth the page switch roles for the day and Liz finds herself clicking with a gorgeous hunk.</desc>
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    <title>Black Tie - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Up All Night - S01E13</title>
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    <title>The C Word - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Hard Ball - S01E15</title>
    <desc>It's negotiation time, and Jack plans to teach Liz a thing or two about how to handle Josh's new contract. Jenna makes several big publicity mistakes and Kenneth becomes a member of Tracy's entourage.</desc>
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    <title>The Source Awards - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Fighting Irish - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Fireworks - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Corporate Crush - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Cleveland - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Hiatus - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Tracy, on the run from the Black Crusaders, goes into hiding with Kenneth's cousin Jessie. Meanwhile, the pressure is on Liz to make the show work after Jack's mother arrives and Jack ends up in the hospital.</desc>
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    <title>Seinfeld Vision - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the cast and crew of "TGS with Tracy Jordan" returns for a new season, Liz is excited to see Jack again. However, her excitement quickly fades as Jack insists that Liz is still not over Floyd. Meanwhile, Jerry Seinfeld shows up at Jack's office upset after Jack announces his newest plan. Finally, Kenneth becomes Tracy's office wife when Tracy separates from Angie and Jenna returns to set a whole lot heavier now that she has been involved in Mystic Pizza: The Musical!.</desc>
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    <title>Jack Gets in the Game - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Collection - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jack hires his own private investigator to lead GE in the wrong direction so that they will not be able to find any dirt on him that might put him in a compromising position. However, the investigator finds a secret that challenges Jack. Meanwhile, Angie announces that she will follow Tracy at all times to keep him in line, which Liz believes to be good until she covers for Tracy and gets on Angie's bad side. Finally, Jenna starts to worry that once she starts to lose all the weight she's gained her popularity may decline.</desc>
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    <title>Rosemary's Baby - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Greenzo - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's time for Kenneth's annual house party, but he may be the only one excited about it. To help with turnout, Tracy spreads rumors until the party gets out of hand. Meanwhile, Jack deals with NBC's new environmentally-friendly mascot, whose new-found stardom goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Somebody to Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jack falls for a congresswoman he meets at a cocktail party and despite the fact that they hold opposite views, the couple agrees to put politics aside and have a secret affair. Meanwhile, Liz believes her Middle Eastern neighbor might be a terrorist.</desc>
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    <title>Cougars - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As part of his community service, Tracy must coach a little league team. All goes well until Jack takes interest in the team and turmoil starts from there. Meanwhile, Liz is asked out on a date by the new coffee boy, who thinks Liz is actually younger than she truly is.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets and Lies - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Ludachristmas - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jack gets attached to Liz's nurturing parents because they provide the love and support he never got from his mom. The staffers get ready for their raunchy holiday party, but Kenneth changes their plans at the last minute.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 210 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jack and C.C. try to make their long distance romance work, Liz decides to invest in real estate, and Kenneth becomes addicted to caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>MILF Island - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When someone on the "TGS with Tracy Jordan" staff insults Jack in a newspaper article about the season finale of "MILF Island," he frantically sends Jonathan to interrogate everyone on the show until the culprit is found.</desc>
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    <title>Subway Hero - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dennis becomes a New York City celebrity after jumping in front of a train and saving someone who fell on the tracks. Meanwhile, Jack desperately tries to persuade Tracy to become the celebrity face of the Republican Party.</desc>
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    <title>Succession - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Don decides to promote Jack and make him his successor over Devon, Jack decides to give his old job to Liz because she always has his back. However, a turn of events concerning Don's health compromises Jack's promotion. Meanwhile, Tracy worries that his son is embarrassed by him and decides to create a pornographic video game.</desc>
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    <title>Sandwich Day - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Floyd stays at Liz's place overnight when his flight is canceled. Meanwhile, Jack is demoted to the 12th floor, causing him to question his future status at the company. Finally, the staff celebrates Annual Sandwich Day with mysterious sandwiches from a secret location in Brooklyn.</desc>
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    <title>Cooter - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jack moves on to a new job involving politics in Washington, but the position is not quite what he anticipated. Meanwhile, Liz suffers a pregnancy scare, Kenneth confronts rival page Donny when applying for a summer job, and Tracy works on his latest invention.</desc>
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    <title>Do-Over - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Liz tries to keep the TGS staff from ruining her chances at adoption when an evaluator drops by the job. Jack is back at 30 Rock to reclaim his position from Devon Banks, but quickly learns the task won't be easy when he is given a sizable demotion.</desc>
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    <title>Believe in the Stars - S03E02</title>
    <desc>On a flight back from Chicago, Liz spills her soul to Oprah Winfrey. Meanwhile, Tracy and Jenna butt heads as they try to determine whose life is harder and Jack's morality is tested by Kenneth after an Olympics snafu.</desc>
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    <title>The One with the Cast of “Night Court” - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Liz and Jenna's free-spirited friend Claire visits New York and falls hard for Jack. Meanwhile, Kenneth, distressed over the new page uniforms, turns to Tracy who cheers him up with a surprise involving the cast of "Night Court."</desc>
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    <title>Gavin Volure - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eccentric businessman Gavin Volure becomes enamored with Liz. Meanwhile, Tracy fears his kids may have sinister plans and Kenneth entrusts Jack to invest his savings in Gavin's business venture.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Liz is opposed to going to her high school reunion, but Jack manages to convince her otherwise. Meanwhile, Don Geiss wakes up from his coma only to shock Jack with his declaration of who will be GE's CEO.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Special - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Liz participates in a charity program to help underprivileged kids celebrate Christmas. Meanwhile, Jack takes his frustration out on the TGS staff when his plans for a dream holiday vacation away from his overbearing mother are crushed.</desc>
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    <title>Señor Macho Solo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jenna is concerned that Liz's attraction to a new guy has to do with her longing to have a child. Jack hits it off with his mother's nurse and Jenna auditions for the title role in a Janis Joplin biopic. Meanwhile, Jack helps Tracy arrange for a "post-nup" with Angie.</desc>
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    <title>Flu Shot - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Liz fights for the staff's rights to flu shots from Dr. Spaceman. Meanwhile, Elisa is working seven days a week, so Jack must be creative about finding ways to spend time with her.</desc>
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    <title>Retreat to Move Forward - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Nervous about the corporate retreat, Jack recruits Liz to accompany him for support. Jenna decides to take up method acting to prepare for her Janis Joplin role. Kenneth must convince Tracy that diabetes is affected by his diet.</desc>
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    <title>Generalissimo - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Liz discovers she has a handsome and single neighbor after receiving his mail by mistake. Due to Jack's striking resemblance to a Spanish soap villain, Elisa's grandmother disapproves of their relationship. The new TGS interns invite Tracy out for a night of partying.</desc>
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    <title>St. Valentine's Day - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Liz unintentionally insists that she and Drew have their first official date on Valentine's Day. Jack goes to church with his girlfriend Elisa and Tracy helps Kenneth win the affection of a new staffer.</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
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    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
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    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Pilou, Ginny and Scribbly spend a day in the wild as they adventure up Cat Mountain with their friends Tata and Jungle.</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats and Cosmo shoot for the stars after they receive a distress signal from the alien kitty Astricat.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Pilou asks her Aunt Lizzy to help plan the perfect Easter party. The Buffycats go on an exciting egg hunt adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Believing himself to be a police cat, Terry enlists the help of the Buffycats in order to solve a mystery involving a traffic-light saboteur.</desc>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Approached by Buddy and Derence, detective Pilou sets out to solve the mysterious case of the missing cat treats.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats enlist a robot to help clean their home. Strangecat invites the cats to play in the upside down world.</desc>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Charlie and the Buffycats organize a marathon for furry athletes. Choo Choo the donkey struggles to stay on track.</desc>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are able to help a lost puppy find his way home in a series of events around the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cosmo's biggest dream is to become the first astronaut in history. It's Cosmo's birthday, and the Buffycats decide to make his dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Every cat in the neighbourhood is afraid of Gaby, the reporter cat. She's always snooping for scoops and taking photos of cats in awkward moments.</desc>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gas is around, every single cat in the neighbourhood disappears... He's just the smelliest cat in town!</desc>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lampo proclaims himself cook for a day and decides to prepare Granny Pina's noodles to give a boost of energy to his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry, the neighbour's little dog, is staying at Granny Pina's house for a couple of days. It looks like a nightmare for the Buffycats, but Terry is really friendly.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Lampo is terrified by illness, and even more by Fisby, the doctor cat.</desc>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Chock feels like quitting the circus when his brother Milky gets all the attention.</desc>
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    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats help A Camel get home before Boss catches him.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Pilou tracks down the case of Fleur's missing flowers.</desc>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Robin panics when she discovers her egg is missing</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Meatball and Pilou hold the ultimate competition for rivals Lampo and Milady</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats protect their friends Tata and Jungle from a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab toss old objects into Granny Pina's garden to annoy the BuffyCats</desc>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Pilou wins the chance to host The Pinky Paws before their concert, but the lead singer sprains her ankle.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Pilou, Ginny and Scribbly spend a day in the wild as they adventure up Cat Mountain with their friends Tata and Jungle.</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are able to help a lost puppy find his way home in a series of events around the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gas is around, every single cat in the neighbourhood disappears... He's just the smelliest cat in town!</desc>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats help A Camel get home before Boss catches him.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
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    <title>The Marine Test - S03E10</title>
    <desc>An uproar in Zone 500 results when an inmate claims to be a Marine, Jon is taken advantage of by a new inmate with the same name, and Michelle gets caught in the middle of a drug deal gone wrong.</desc>
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    <title>High Times - S03E11</title>
    <desc>In the Fulton County Jail, participants Matt and Michelle are faced with tough choices regarding drug use that put their safety, and time in the program, at risk.</desc>
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    <title>In or Out? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The participants endure their final days at the Fulton County Jail, but one has to make the tough decision to stay another 60 days.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The participants meet for the first time to discuss their time inside.</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With two participants inside the jail and three more entering, Phase Two will shatter expectations, open old wounds and put everyone's safety in jeopardy.</desc>
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    <title>Shank Anxiety - S04E02</title>
    <desc>As the participants settle into jail, inmate feuds and power plays bring them face to face with real danger.</desc>
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    <title>Pissed Off - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jaclin begins to alienate the officers and Stephanie; Zone 500 is raided for contraband; Matt is at odds with his roommate.</desc>
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    <title>Party Favors - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The participants toe the line between blowing their cover or going full inmate, while trying to stay focused on their purpose.</desc>
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    <title>Jail Crush - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Stephanie uses drugs to bond with her fellow inmates; Jaclin finds acceptance by creating a clothing line.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Rules - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The participants are faced with challenges when a gas scare happens in the women's pod, a football kitty goes missing in 500 prompting a gang fight.</desc>
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    <title>Sexual Preference - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When Jaclin tries to help Stephanie switch rooms, it puts a target on Jaclin's back. Emmanuel also becomes a target when he tries to break up a fight. A rumor about Andrew being gay could put him in harm's way.</desc>
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    <title>See Nothing, Say Nothing - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Two participants struggle with the decision to leave the program early, while the rest try to keep their wits as they finish the back half of their time in the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Nachos, Strippers, and Whippit - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Matt wrestles with the most devastating moment of his life; Jaclin regrets leaving the program; Alan gets a mysterious new cellmate; and the inmates throw an unforgettable birthday party for Angele.</desc>
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    <title>The Inmate Who Loved Me - S04E10</title>
    <desc>After an emotional breakdown, Alan is not sure he can continue in the program; Nate expands his meth investigation; Johnny defends a female officer; and Angele falls deeper in love with Gabrielle and struggles to keep her secret from her.</desc>
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    <title>Cover Blown - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A participant is removed from the program after it is learned that she intentionally broke her cover with an inmate. Stephanie fears that Gabrielle will not keep Angele's secret; and Alan tries to buy meth.</desc>
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    <title>Get Them Out - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Colonel Adger must work against the clock to safely remove all the participants from the Fulton County Jail</desc>
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    <title>Time to Come Clean - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After the most shocking finale in the program's history, all nine participants sit down with Journalist Soledad O'Brien and Colonel Mark Adger to discuss their experiences at the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>New Sheriff in Town - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Newly elected sheriff Mark Lamb sends six volunteers into the Pinal County Detention Center on a mission to uncover valuable Intel about the gangs, drugs and operational issues that plague his facility.</desc>
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    <title>Straight Cholo - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Lamb's mission-based program increases its momentum and members, as two more participants are set to join the three already incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>It's About to Get Ugly - S05E03</title>
    <desc>With all seven participants embedded in the facility, some struggle to maintain their distance from one another; one participant threatens to bring the whole program to an abrupt end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613004510 +0000" stop="20260613012705 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y'All Thought I Was Nice - S05E04</title>
    <desc>As the participants begin to focus on their missions, some find early success while others are met with immediate interference; Sheriff Lamb is forced to make a tough decision.</desc>
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    <title>Liars &amp; Thieves - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The participants are tested by thieves and the racial politics of jail, forcing them to become either targets and victims, or threats and aggressors.</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like a Rat - S05E06</title>
    <desc>David climbs the ranks in the pod and struggles to remember what side he is on; Abner is tested when one of his own commits an offense; the women suspect that they are being unfairly targeted by the DOs.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Swing First - S05E07</title>
    <desc>More than halfway through their time in jail, the participants struggle to make progress on their missions; as pod drama boils over, some hit their breaking point.</desc>
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    <title>Pick a Side - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The participants struggle with race politics, jailhouse thieves, and protecting their cover stories; the secrets become too difficult for one participant to keep.</desc>
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    <title>Loose Lips Sink Ships - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The sheriff and his team face a tough decision; the consequences of one participant's actions put the remaining participants in very real danger.</desc>
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    <title>You Don’t Belong Here - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When a participant's cover is blown, Sheriff Lamb and his team must decide whether to end the program early or risk the lives of the remaining participants.</desc>
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    <title>Season 5 Reunion - S05E11</title>
    <desc>For the first time, all seven participants will meet with the sheriff and his team to discuss the craziest moments from their time in the Pinal County Jail.</desc>
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    <title>Should Have Stayed a Fan - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When newly-elected Sheriff Jonathan W. Horton takes office and finds his jail in dire need of reform, he enlists the help of seven innocent civilians to go undercover as inmates to uncover intel on the issues that plague the facility in order to clean up the Etowah County Detention Center.</desc>
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    <title>Full Frontal - S06E02</title>
    <desc>With five participants already embedded in the jail, one of them drops out as others give the distress signal, leaving the Sheriff and his team wondering if completing the 60 Days In program is even possible at this facility.</desc>
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    <title>Fresh Meat - S06E03</title>
    <desc>As the last two participants enter the Etowah County Detention Center, many of the others struggle to remain in the program.</desc>
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    <title>Program in Peril - S06E04</title>
    <desc>With multiple participants already tapped out and another breaking all the rules, the program at the Etowah County Detention Center is at risk of failure, forcing Sheriff Horton and Chief Peek to take drastic measures.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Day Mayhem - S06E05</title>
    <desc>On Mother's Day, the women in the female pod are blindsided by a returning officer, while a new participant enters the men's pod in an attempt to save the program.</desc>
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    <title>Squat and Cough - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Following the events of Mother's Day, Ashley, Shanese and Jennifer struggle against demons of all kinds, while the men are challenged by new cellmates.</desc>
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    <title>Stabbed - S06E07</title>
    <desc>As Alex reaches a turning point, Ashley and Jennifer turn on Shanese while a competition develops between Dennis and another participant.</desc>
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    <title>Shanks and Signals - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining participants are left reeling after an inmate is shanked at the Etowah County Detention Center; one more volunteer drops out of the program.</desc>
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    <title>They Know - S06E09</title>
    <desc>With only four participants left, the remaining men vie for status in the pod; Ashley fears the female inmates know she's a police officer, forcing Sheriff Horton and Chief Peek to make a difficult decision.</desc>
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    <title>Was It Enough? - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Tony and Dennis try to get their hands on drugs, while Jennifer strives to save a troubled inmate. But will they have enough information for Sheriff Horton to fix his broken facility?</desc>
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    <title>Special Ops - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Etowah County was the most challenging jail in “60 Days In” history, with the phase one participants gathering more information than ever before. Now, in an unexpected move, Sheriff Horton is sending five additional participants into the facility for 30 days to see how far the facility has come.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Talk About Mark - S06E12</title>
    <desc>As the last two participants embed in the facility, reality sets in for the special ops team, and Tony gets right back to work.</desc>
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    <title>Girls Next Door - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Heather and Vanessa are left reeling after two violent situations are mishandled by the officers; Tony and Donovan get to work searching for drugs and contraband.</desc>
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    <title>Champagne on Ice - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Tony butts heads with another pod boss; Donovan continues his quest for chew; Vanessa gets a dangerous new cellmate; Heather's relationship with Betsy escalates.</desc>
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    <title>Pushed to the Limit - S06E15</title>
    <desc>While Donovan and Tony push well outside their comfort zone, the women witness things that bring them both to tears.</desc>
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    <title>Moment of Truth - S06E16</title>
    <desc>With the program winding down and suspicions on the rise, Sheriff Horton performs one final shakedown to gauge how far his jail has come since he first took office.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>The Phase One participants reunite to relive their time in the Etowah County Detention Center, air grievances, and find out who really had each other's back.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The Phase Two participants revisit their time in the Etowah County Detention Center; Tony answers to both Phase One and Phase Two for some of his more questionable deeds.</desc>
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    <title>Re-incarcerated - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Henry County, Georgia, where Reginald B. Scandrett is the first African American Sheriff presiding over the Henry County Jail. A new breed of participants enter the program and encounter unprecedented challenges in Sheriff Scandrett's jail.</desc>
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    <title>Twenty-Three and One - S07E02</title>
    <desc>As new participants enter the Henry County jail, they discover that the conditions in the quarantine pods are far harsher than their previous experiences in jail.</desc>
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    <title>Quarantine Chaos - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Scandrett faces a challenge when the conditions of the quarantine pods take a serious toll on the participants that risk the success of the program. Meanwhile, Rose witnesses a disturbing medical emergency and Darius catches on to a fellow participant.</desc>
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    <title>Say No to Drugs - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The final participant enters the program while the others confront new challenges around drugs, COVID, and intense inmates.</desc>
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    <title>General Population - S07E05</title>
    <desc>The first participants move to general population and begin to form bonds with new inmates, while others hit their breaking point in quarantine.</desc>
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    <title>The Gambit - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions mount throughout the jail as the participants reckon with old habits while trying to stay on task.</desc>
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    <title>Pain, Pads &amp; Police - S07E07</title>
    <desc>General population proves to be no walk in the park as the participants deal with shake downs, a flooded pod, unwanted attention, and dirty laundry.</desc>
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    <title>Who Runs the Pod? - S07E08</title>
    <desc>A new inmate enters the men’s pod and begins rustling everyone’s feathers.</desc>
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    <title>Inmate or Civilian - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Rose grapples with devastating news while Trinity encourages the women to find positive ways to express themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Never Going Back - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Carlos learns why he was removed from the program early; Darius struggles to keep peace in the pod; The serenity within the women's pod is shattered; the three remaining participants meet with the sheriff to debrief him on what they've discovered.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When the participants reunite to discuss the highs and lows of their re-incarceration in the Henry County Jail, explosive arguments erupt within the group.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The participants press Sheriff Scandrett and his team on the difficult conditions they endured during their time in the Henry County Jail, and Shaquille O'Neal makes a surprise appearance.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Pitt County - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The first three participants enter Pitt County Detention Center in North Carolina to begin their 60 days inside the jail.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Nope! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>As two more participants enter Pitt County Detention Center, some may already be wavering on their commitment to make it through quarantine.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Gen Pop - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jamil and Steven enter general population, and as a new volunteer enters the Pitt County Detention Center, another participant questions their decision to continue with the program.</desc>
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    <title>You Can Die in a Place Like This - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Suspicions mount and pressure builds as the participants try to focus on their missions and keep their cover.</desc>
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    <title>Sheriff... We Have A Problem - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Chaos ensues in both the Men's and the Women's pods, leaving Sheriff Dance concerned with the state of the program.</desc>
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    <title>New Clown, Same Circus - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Dance meets the two new volunteers before Orion enters the program. Jamil and Drip go head-to-head while constant aggression in the women's pod force. Brittany and Sara to try to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
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    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
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    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
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    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612180616 +0000" stop="20260612185256 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
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    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612215704 +0000" stop="20260612224445 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
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    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001600 +0000" stop="20260613010201 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023214 +0000" stop="20260613031718 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
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    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075547 +0000" stop="20260613084000 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084000 +0000" stop="20260613092703 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092703 +0000" stop="20260613101303 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101303 +0000" stop="20260613105726 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105726 +0000" stop="20260613114317 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114317 +0000" stop="20260613122821 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122821 +0000" stop="20260613131502 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131502 +0000" stop="20260613140000 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613140000 +0000" stop="20260613144437 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144437 +0000" stop="20260613153129 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>The Final Countdown - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Best Left Alone - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Are They For Real? - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The No Bang Theory - S08E09</title>
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    <title>About Last Night - S08E12</title>
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    <title>First Comes Love - S08E17</title>
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    <title>Pasta La Vista - S09E04</title>
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    <title>Stealing Fire - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Eden - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Red Queen - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Sleeping Giants - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Pandora's Box - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Our Heroes are forced to rely on the help of Shallow Valley's dangerous new inhabitants in order to save some of their own, with surprising results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613005145 +0000" stop="20260613013413 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shifting Sands - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Octavia leads her people towards Shallow Valley against the advice of Clarke and Bellamy. Meanwhile, Kane and Abby adjust to a new set of challenges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013413 +0000" stop="20260613021641 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exit Wounds - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Kane’s attempt to prove himself useful tests Wonkru’s allegiance to Octavia. Madi faces an unexpected threat inside Wonkru, forcing Clarke to make an unlikely ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021641 +0000" stop="20260613025902 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acceptable Losses - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Bellamy make a startling discovery about Wonkru’s battle plans as Echo risks her friendship with Raven to complete her mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025902 +0000" stop="20260613034128 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How We Get to Peace - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s determination to protect Madi puts Bellamy in an impossible position.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034128 +0000" stop="20260613042320 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sic Semper Tyrannis - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The growing fractures in Wonkru threaten to explode once and for all. Meanwhile, in Shallow Valley, Murphy starts a fire, unleashing catastrophic results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042320 +0000" stop="20260613050543 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Warriors Will - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Monty strives to show Wonkru an alternative to war, and to the valley itself. Meanwhile, Abby’s health continues to deteriorate, along with McCreary’s patience.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050543 +0000" stop="20260613054806 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Year - S05E11</title>
    <desc>As Clarke races to save Abby, she learns more about the trials and tribulations Wonkru faced in the bunker, and the impossible decisions they were forced to make in the dark year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054806 +0000" stop="20260613063034 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damocles (1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Octavia leads her people into war. While behind enemy lines, our heroes must overcome their differences to save Wonkru from extinction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063034 +0000" stop="20260613071302 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damocles (2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends must risk everything to fight one last battle for survival, only to glimpse an even darker threat to the last living valley on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071302 +0000" stop="20260613075531 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sanctum - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Still reeling after receiving Monty’s message, a small group goes down to explore the mysterious new planet. Back on the Mothership, several members of Wonkru face the consequences of their decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075531 +0000" stop="20260613083801 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Sun Rising - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The team on the ground fights to survive the threat they face on the new planet. Meanwhile, Raven must join forces with an unlikely ally to save everyone on board the mothership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613083801 +0000" stop="20260613092029 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Children of Gabriel - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Clarke tries to win over the leaders of Sanctum in order to let her people stay. Meanwhile, Bellamy, Echo and Octavia discover a new threat while on a mission to retrieve the transport ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092029 +0000" stop="20260613100245 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face Behind the Glass - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Clarke embraces the traditions of Sanctum and tries to make amends for her past actions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613100245 +0000" stop="20260613104517 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gospel of Josephine - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jordan investigates Sanctum. Meanwhile, Octavia and Diyoza discover the threats of the new planet firsthand. Lastly, Bellamy and Clarke butt heads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104517 +0000" stop="20260613112748 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memento Mori - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Diyoza learns more about the mysterious Children of Gabriel while Abby continues searching for a way to save Kane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112748 +0000" stop="20260613121017 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nevermind - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s past catches up to her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613121017 +0000" stop="20260613125215 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Man and the Anomaly - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Octavia and Diyoza make their way to the mysterious anomaly in search of the Old Man. Meanwhile, Murphy has an offer for Emori.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125215 +0000" stop="20260613133343 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You Take With You - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Bellamy must venture into enemy territory with an unlikely companion. Meanwhile, Octavia is forced to confront her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133343 +0000" stop="20260613141615 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matryoshka - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Russell seeks justice. Meanwhile, Gabriel must make a difficult choice. Lastly, the Blake siblings reunite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141615 +0000" stop="20260613145846 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Octavia must work together to save their friends. Echo is forced to face her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145846 +0000" stop="20260613154059 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adjustment Protocol - S06E12</title>
    <desc>A special Naming Day changes everything in Sanctum. Gabriel comes face to face with an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154059 +0000" stop="20260613162329 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood of Sanctum - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Sanctum becomes a battleground between the devout and the non-believers. The mystery of the anomaly deepens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162329 +0000" stop="20260613170556 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Ashes - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends attempt to rebuild Sanctum as a new threat rises in the woods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613170556 +0000" stop="20260613174811 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garden - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Echo and Gabriel learn more about Hope and her mysterious past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613174811 +0000" stop="20260613183043 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Gods - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Raven faces an unexpected threat. Clarke must keep the peace among opposing factions in Sanctum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613183043 +0000" stop="20260613191307 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hesperides - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Mysterious outsiders arrive with news of Clarke's missing people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613191307 +0000" stop="20260613195523 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Bardo - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Octavia gets to know a whole new world. Meanwhile, Murphy and Emori play make believe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195523 +0000" stop="20260613203730 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nakara - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends find themselves on a planet that is not what it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613203730 +0000" stop="20260613211907 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen's Gambit - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Emori tries to heal Sanctum's old familial wounds while Echo, Octavia and Diyoza struggle with new ones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211907 +0000" stop="20260613220135 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anaconda - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke confronts a new adversary. A surprising connection takes us back to the past and to the nuclear apocalypse that destroyed the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220135 +0000" stop="20260613224254 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flock - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Murphy and Indra must defuse a tense situation. Old friends make new allegiances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224254 +0000" stop="20260613232524 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Sacrifice - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Sheidheda makes his move. A Disciple goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613232524 +0000" stop="20260614000753 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Etherea - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Where in the universe is Bellamy Blake?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614000753 +0000" stop="20260614005012 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stranger - S07E12</title>
    <desc>It's a new day in Sanctum. Clarke, Octavia, Raven and Echo struggle with a new foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614005012 +0000" stop="20260614013208 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Giant - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The red sun derails Clarke's plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614013208 +0000" stop="20260614021428 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sort of Homecoming - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends reckon with all that has happened only to find an unexpected threat looming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021428 +0000" stop="20260614025646 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dying of the Light - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Octavia mount a desperate rescue mission as the Disciples close in on what they want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614025646 +0000" stop="20260614034002 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last War - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After all the fighting and loss, Clarke and her friends have reached the final battle. But is humanity worthy of something greater?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034002 +0000" stop="20260614042119 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ninety-seven years ago, nuclear Armageddon decimated planet Earth, destroying civilization. The only survivors were the 400 inhabitants of 12 international space stations that were in orbit at the time. Three generations have been born in space, and the survivors now number 4,000. With resources running out on their dying "Ark", 100 juvenile delinquents are sent to Earth to determine if Earth is finally survivable. Among the 100 young exiles are Clarke, the bright teenage daughter of the Ark’s chief medical officer; the daredevil Finn; the brother/sister duo of Bellamy and Octavia, whose illegal sibling status has always led them to flaunt the rules, the lighthearted Jasper and the resourceful Monty. Technologically blind to what’s happening on the planet below them, the Ark’s leaders — Clarke’s widowed mother, Abby; Chancellor Jaha; and his shadowy second in command, Kane — are faced with difficult decisions about life, death and the continued existence of the human race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042119 +0000" stop="20260614050339 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Skills - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Having discovered that Jasper may still be alive, Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, Finn and Monty set out on a mission to locate their friend and are shocked at what they find. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is determined to get to Earth, and enlists Raven to craft an escape pod.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050339 +0000" stop="20260614054600 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Kills - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In a desperate attempt to treat Jasper’s festering wounds, Clarke, Finn and Wells set out in search of a seaweed antibiotic. Bellamy and his crew go hunting for food, and are joined by Charlotte, a lovable 13-year-old, who feels safe under Bellamy’s protection. A thick, acidic fog appears, forcing Clarke, Finn and Wells to seek shelter inside an ancient van. While they are trapped, Clarke confronts Wells on his betrayal that resulted in her father’s death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054600 +0000" stop="20260614062657 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy's Law - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After the shocking death of one of their own, Clarke and Finn grow closer as they try to figure out a way to communicate with the Ark. Bellamy must keep the group from turning on one another as life on Earth takes a desperate turn. Meanwhile, Abby risks having herself floated in order to give Raven the chance to stow-away in the escape pod bound for Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614062657 +0000" stop="20260614070800 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight's Last Gleaming - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s newfound romance with Finn is threatened. Octavia suffers a blow to the head and wakes up to find a Grounder watching her. On the Ark, Abby exposes Kane’s plan to reduce the population of the Ark. Jaha and Abby notice a signal and realize at least some of the 100 must still be alive on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070800 +0000" stop="20260614075023 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Sister's Keeper - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bellamy leads his crew into Grounder territory as they search for Octavia. Raven can't help but notice the deep connection between Finn and Clarke. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Bellamy's and Octavia's childhood on the Ark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075023 +0000" stop="20260614083226 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contents Under Pressure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Raven make contact with the Ark, and Abby guides Clarke through a dangerous procedure in a desperate move to save one of their own. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is removed from the council, and former Chancellor Diana Sydney takes her place. Jaha reveals to Abby that there are not enough drop ships for everyone on the Ark to go down to Earth, and Kane begins to deal with his guilt over his recent decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075329 +0000" stop="20260612081734 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081734 +0000" stop="20260612084139 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084139 +0000" stop="20260612090543 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Lester goes to watch the game at a friend's house, Mary and the ladies decide to have a girl's night out. They go to a club/bar where Pearl meets man. They hit it off.
When Pearl comes home, she tells Mary that she and Felix are engaged. Mary seems to be the only one concerned about it, while Rose and Sandra want to throw her a bridal shower. Mary thinks that he is after Pearl's money. Pearl doesn't care what Mary thinks, and she and Felix get married any way.
When she returns from her honeymoon, Mary apoligizes, but Pearl has bad news. Felix passed away. She admits to Mary that they knew that he was dying. Because she loved him and didn't want him to be lonely, they married so soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090543 +0000" stop="20260612092932 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Calvin befriends a new kid named Ron who says that his money comes from his rich uncle. He buys Calvin a new pair of shoes and offers to take Calvin and Brenda to a Stevie Wonder Concert. Mary doesn't like the way Ron is ""trying to buy friends.""
For $50, Ron gets Calvin to give someone a sealed package and in return he receives $1000 to give back to Ron. Once Pearl and Mary find out, they conclude that Ron is a drug dealer. Mary goes to talk to Ron's mother about his free spending and the fact that he is a drug dealer, but his mother refuses to believe Mary.
Calvin confronts Ron about using him to deliver drugs and Ron admits that he used Calvin and all it cost him was a pair of shoes.
Later that day at a drug meeting, Ron's mother shows up and tells the 227 residents that Ron was stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092932 +0000" stop="20260612095337 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Working Game - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Upset when Brenda comes home from University Day wanting to attend Northwestern, Mary anticipates an empty nest by demanding that Lester give her a job at the construction site --and gets fired on her first day. Mary takes a job at a travel agency (with Sandra), where her boss finds her so invaluable that he wants her to accompany him on a trip. The boss comes on to Sandra, who then quits and tells Mary not to go on the trip. She goes anyway, and Sandra then tells Lester about their boss. He surprises Mary in Philadelphia and jumps to the worng conclusions when he finds a man's suit and bathrobe in Mary's closet. He finds out that Mary bought them for him as a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095337 +0000" stop="20260612101747 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Snub - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Social Security office says that Pearl is dead, and the resulting protest lands Pearl, Mary and Rose in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101747 +0000" stop="20260612104145 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men's Club - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When The Owls Men's Club is giving Lester an award, Mary is excited until she finds out that women are not allowed in the club. Mary decides to dress up like a man (and Sandra has the same idea) and go to the ceremony.
After Lester gives his speech, Mary (still disguised as a man) runs up and kisses Lester! That's when she reveals who she is. Before she is escorted out, she gives a speech that says they should allow women into the club on special occasions like that one. They vote and agree on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104145 +0000" stop="20260612110541 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low Noon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Sandra is dating a man who wants to open a sleezy night club down the street, Mary starts a petition to keep it from opening. Meanwhile, Brenda is working on an assignment about black cowboys. While reading about he historical figures, Mary dreams that they all live in the old West.
Mary is ""2-Gun Mary,"" the fastest gun in the West. Lester is the marshall and Brenda-Sue is his daughter. Rose is a school marm turned cocktail dancer, Pearl is a dancer, and Sandra owns the saloon. When bad-guy Jessie comes into town, the town bands together to defeat him (which is what Mary would like to do iun reality).
When she awakens from her dream, she finds out that the petitions were successful and the club will not open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110541 +0000" stop="20260612112939 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Building - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra introduces her boyfriend to the ladies, the same man that audited the Jenkins. Mary still does not like him, however he charms everyone and eventually wins Mary over. Rose decides to sell 227 to him because she is efficient with his building (across the street) and he handles some of the 227's problems.
The next day, a man shows up saying that he is going to demolish 227, but the only one who sees him is Mary. She blames Mr. Stone and tells the other residents. When Rose confronts Mr. Stone, he calls the deal off before Rose can say anything about the demolition, but Mr. Stone sends a building inspector around to persuade Rose to sell again.
When Rose agrees to sell, all of the tenants meet in the basement, Mary and Sandra both sign the contract as witnesses, and Mr. Stone admits his true intentions to demolish 227 and build expensive high rise condos. The contract ends up being void because Mary did not sign her actual name, but instead signed as ""Daffy Duck."" Rose remains the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112939 +0000" stop="20260612115337 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Three - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary is concerned at Calvin and Brenda's nonchalance about teenage pregnancy, she designs an experiment with their sex education class where the kids must take care of an animal.
Brenda and Calvin ""adopt"" a piglet named Alberta and she is a handful. All of the kids in the class realize how hard it is to take care of animals, let alone a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115337 +0000" stop="20260612121735 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull's Eye (a.k.a. Mistaken Identity) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A man with a knife rents an apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121735 +0000" stop="20260612124133 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra meets Brenda's math teacher at the Jenkins' apt., they begin dating and he gets more serious than Sandra. Then, Sandra comes by the Jenkins' with her new rich date, while Mitchell is visiting. To get Sandra back, he spends all his money trying to wine and dine her. One night at the Piano Bar he announces that he is going to begin working as a computer exectutive, thereby making more money.
Mary talks to Sandra and says that Mitchell loves being a teacher and is only giving it up for Sandra and to make more money. He and Sandra talk and the show closes with Sandra announcing their engagement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124133 +0000" stop="20260612130530 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (2) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Sandra overhears how Mitchell interacts with his students and she tells him that he needs to continue teaching because he needs the kids and much as they need him.
Sandra and Mitchell confide in the Jenkins seperately that they are not ready to get married. When the minister asks if anyone objects, they both raise their hands. They decide that they are not the that the other should marry and need more time to decide whether or not they are ready to get married.
Meanwhile, the ladies try to teach Sandra how to cook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130530 +0000" stop="20260612132928 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See You in Court (a.k.a. They're Playing Our Song) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra go to court over song royalties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612132928 +0000" stop="20260612135326 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honeymoon's Over (a.k.a. The Most Happy Marriage) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Lester's cousin and his wife come to visit the Jenkins, Mary brags about how they are the perfect couple who never argue and still begave like Honeymooners after five years of marriage. When they arrive, Sherry reveals to Mary that Ed is stiffling her and is too overprotective and she says that she is going to leave him that night.
Once Ed finds out that she left, he becomes depressed and there is nothing that the Jenkins or residents of 227 can do to cheer him up. Sherry decides to come back and Mary coaches Ed on what to say, and tells him that he should change; he should be less overprotective. Sherry takes him back (or rather they take each other back).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135326 +0000" stop="20260612141649 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rapture - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Calvin and his friend Eddie are in danger of failing history, so the Jenkins, Rose, and Pearl try to tutor them. After failing the test the first time, they get a second chance to take the test.
After Brenda returns from a rap concert, Mary gets the idea that maybe they should study in rap form, since they seem to know so many rap lyrics. They do and they pass the test a second time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612141649 +0000" stop="20260612144047 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Facade (a.k.a. Tangled Web) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary goes to a seminar about success, she meets a business man who wants to build a $50 million museum. She tells him that Lester is a big time contractor and sets up a meeting date.
She uses Sandra's boyfriend's penthouse across the street to prove to Mr. Mortimer that she and Lester have lots of money. When Sandra's boyfriend comes home early, Mary's plan begins to fall apart. She admits what was going on to Mr. Mortimer and his wife. They understand, because Mrs. Mortimer says she, too, would do almost anything to aid in her husband's success. They end up using Lester's company for a smaller project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612144047 +0000" stop="20260612150445 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talk Show - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job on a low budget television station, Channel 87.  She tried out for the weathergirl, but bombed!
So the station manager gives her another chance hosting her own talk show.  Mary, Lester, Rose and Pearl agree to be on the show and talk about various things (bake sale, rummage).  But the station manager wants ""Sex In The 80's"" as a topic, which makes them feel uncomfortable (except Pearl).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612150445 +0000" stop="20260612152843 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowbound - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester's flight to Hawaii is cancelled due to the blizzard, they go home only to find Rose, Pearl, Sandra and Calvin in their apt, which is one of two apts in 227 with working heat. They all stay there, including the Jenkins' cab driver, whose cab was stuck in the snow, for at least two days before everyone starts to get on everyone else's nerves.
When they realize how they were acting, and that Mary and Lester had to put up with their attitudes in addition to missing their flight, they decide to recreate Hawaii in the apt for Mary and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152843 +0000" stop="20260612155242 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance? - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Mary catches Lester dancing with his old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155242 +0000" stop="20260612161640 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sing-Off - S03E15</title>
    <desc>For a choir sing-off, Mary has found housing for all of the competitors except one, and for good reason. He is rude, pushy and impatient. He winds up staying with the Jenkins.
He tries everything he can to guarantee that his choir will win, including taking the judges to dinner and bringing in a professional gospel singer.
The D.C. choir brings in Brenda, Tiffany and friends to sing with their choir, which gives them a unique, youthful sound. The competition ends in a tie, where both teams will represent the East Coast in the California semi-finals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161640 +0000" stop="20260612164640 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Calvin asks Brenda to his basketball ball, she is not able to go because she is still one week away from being 16 years old. She sulks because she can't go.
The next week, she has a sweet sixteen party and when Sandra asks what she will do now that she is 16, she announces that she is going to go on her first date, and NOT with Calvin. This shocks her parents and Calvin.
When the Jenkins meet her date they drill him before finally allowing them to leave. Around 11 o'clock, the Jenkins go outside the building to spy on Brenda and Durell. Brenda tells him that she is not ready to kiss him. And Calvin, who was hiding by the garbage cans, asks her out for next Friday night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164640 +0000" stop="20260612171038 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roommate - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When the daughter of Lester's friend comes to stay with the Jenkins until the dorms at Howard University open, she gets a taste of the big city first hand. Sandra is behind on rent for three months and she decides to get a roommate.
Sweet, shy, quiet Donna becomes her roommate after the dorm overbooked. She takes a lesson from Sandra and begins dressing, walking, talking, and acting like her.
She steals Sandra's boyfriend and when Mary talks to her about the new Donna, she gets upset and leaves. Then her parents show up to check on their ""baby."" Mary stalls until finally Donna comes back. They talk privately and Donna apologizes and admits that she was not ready for ""life in the fast lane.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612171038 +0000" stop="20260612173436 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Deal - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Lester's construction company has the chance to be purchased by a multi-national company. The lawyer that is over the proposed merger sub leases the apt and next door, and he and Mary start off on the wrong foot from the beginning. He requests tickets to see the Pointer Sisters, makes Mary cook a steak, (after she'd already made fish) mistakes her for the maid and tells her to clean his apt for $3.00 and hour.
When Mary can't get tickets, she, Rose and Sandra dress up as the Pointer Sisters and host a party for Thurmond. Lester decides that he does not want to sell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173436 +0000" stop="20260612175834 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Rose is looking for a live-in superintendent, Manny suggests his father, knowing that the Super's family will live with a 50% decrease in rent. When his family moves in, they later find out that he is also the Superintendent, but Alfonso has no skills in that area. Instead, he would rather play concert violin in a symphony.
When a try-out conflicts with his job as Super, he decides to complete his job as Super, but Rose allows him one more day to complete his job so he can try out for the Orchestra. He doesn't make it, but vows to put his all into being the Super.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175834 +0000" stop="20260612182229 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blues - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Brenda's grandfather arrives with a Wailing Eddie record in tow. While letting Brenda listen to it, she accidentally scratches it and her grandfather is devastated. She doesn't understand what's so special about the blues anyway.
Mary and Lester find another rare copy, and it too is ruined accidentally by Brenda.
This episode is cut with scenes of Sandra and Rose singing the blues and narrated by Brenda. Towards the end of the episode, she finally understands what the blue is all about, because she has them. Her grandfather is upset with her and everyone is coming down hard on her about the broken record. She and her grandfather reconcile and Pearl gets Wailing Eddie to come to the Jenkins' and sing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612182229 +0000" stop="20260612184626 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mary and Rose win a raffle contest and their prize is a butler for a week. They both become quickly annoyed with his presence and ""loan"" him to Sandra. When it is time for him to go home, his boss comes over to the Jenkins and fires him.
With no where to go, Alfred fakes a back ache and have the Jenkins' waiting on him hand and foot. His boss later come back and wants to take him back. He admits to Mary that it's only because it was in his father's will to that he must continue to employ Alfred in order to receive money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184626 +0000" stop="20260612191023 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Aching Back - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When a movie is being shot outside 227, Sandra asks the director if there is any role not yet filled. He gives her a line to say (""Officer, he went that way""), but she cannot say it as naturally as Mary, so he recasts Mary in the role. Sandra is upset.
Mary is so nervous, she practices the line day and night until finally she becomes so stressed that her back goes out. Rose brings a chiropractor to her house to relive her stress and straighten her up (she was bent over before).
When it comes time to say her line she does it well. Sandra winds up with a role after all-- the dead homeless person on the apt. steps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612191023 +0000" stop="20260612193422 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Cousins - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Lester is informed that he has an inheritance coming to him. But before he can collect it, he has to live with some distant relatives and discovers that they are country folk and white.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193422 +0000" stop="20260612195820 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Friends - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Mary's high school friend comes to visit, everyone is excited to meet her because she is a famous writer, psychologist, and romance adviser (like Dr. Ruth). Mary imagines what it would be like to be that famous and well liked. She begins to get jealous when Brenda tells her that she wants to be like Dr. Butler. She tells Lester how she feels and he admits that he thinks Thelma may be jealous of Mary and her stable life.
Mary and Thelma get in an argument about who is jealous of whom and they bring up a lot of things that happened in the past. They wind up laughing about how silly they were acting and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195820 +0000" stop="20260612202233 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mary is the director for the church production of ""The Wiz"" and her cast is edgy. Meanwhile, the Jenkins' have a house guest. A college student who will be staying with them for a year. They are all surprised when 11 year old Alexandria shows up. She gets on everyone's nerves with her know-it-all attitude.
She reveals to Mary that she wants everyone to like her and she thinks that no one does at that moment. Mary tells her to just be herself, even if it means acting her age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202233 +0000" stop="20260612205233 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide the Star - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Lester's business partner is Marvelous Marvin Hagler, but it must remain a secret. When Rose and Pearl see Mary acting so suspicious, ther decide to find out what is going on. They discover that Marvin is staying with the Jenkins and then the word gets out around town. Visitors swarm the Jenkins' apt for an autograph and eventually Marvin decides to leave, but there are no hard feelings between him and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205233 +0000" stop="20260612211639 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pageant - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra is the PR director for the Miss Teen Washington Pageant and she encourages Mary to let Brenda enter. After Mary checks everything out, she allows Brenda to enter. But then next day, the head of the pageant adds a new competition that Mary disapproves of: Bikini Aerobics.
She goes down to talk to Justin and he says that he can't get rid of that portion of the show or the cable company won't air it. When she and Brenda go backstage, they find out that the other girls feel as though that portion of the show is embarrassing and degrading. They decide to boycott, with the help of Bert Parks (the host) and Sandra, who feel as though she has been cheated by Justin.
Sandra, Mary, Pearl and Rose are ""the teens"" who are in the pageant, and when the time arrives for the bikini competition, the cable guy and Justin tear the contract up, saying that they didn't want to see a senior citizen in a bikini! They go on with ""Plan B"" which is where the teens actually come out on stage for the eveni</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612211639 +0000" stop="20260612214051 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Your Pleasure - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sandra's cousin Conchita (also played by Jackee) comes to visit, and her finacee follows her to America. Conchita does not want to marry Carlos in an arranged marriage so she asks Sandra to tell him for her.
The two go back and forth with whether or not they want to marry each other, until finally Conchita realizes that she does love Carlos and they decide to get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612214051 +0000" stop="20260612220434 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother from a Sister City - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Brenda is a star track star and her coach comes over to the Jenkins' for a cup of coffee and brings a friend of his-- Willie Amakye from Ghana. Willie needs to raise money to stay in America and train for the Olympics so Mary suggests a neighborhood marathon. He even gets his friend Florence Griffith Joyner to participate.
Mary solicits all of the sponsors, but when Brenda loses a track race, she loses her confidence also. She decides not to run and Flo Jo tries to convince her that you can't give up because of one loss.
When the snow causes all runners to quit, Willie continues runninig because he says he has to raise the money. When Brenda sees his determination, she decides to run alongside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220434 +0000" stop="20260612222847 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Survey Says... - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mary is a star player of "Family Feud"... in her house. She decides to try out for the show when it visits Washington D.C. Sandra also decides to try out, and when she and Mary argue during the interview, the producers decide to air a Neighbor's version of "Family Feud." She and Sandra pick teams from a hat and Sandra's team wins on the show. But in the final round, they only make 199 points-- one point away from 200, which was needed to win. Sandra decides to split the money they won (almost $1000) among everyone on both teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612222847 +0000" stop="20260612225847 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Yen for Lester - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lester and Raymond decide to buy a Jaoanese Restaurant together. Pearl and Rose each put in $500 and receive a stock of the restaurant. When the deal is sealed, the kitchen staff all quit, right before a Japanese tour group arrive to eat.
They all hustle to try to serve them but it is a disaster, as Pearl cannot cook (or understand) Japanese food and the ladies are horrible waitresses.
The chef returns and decides to buy the restaurant from Lester and Raymond at the same price they bought it for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612225847 +0000" stop="20260612232300 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking Back - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary throws pictures of Sandra, Rose and Pearl away, they each find them and reminisce over the past 3 227 seasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232300 +0000" stop="20260612234713 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Arrested Santa Claus - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alexandria doesn't celebrate Christmas so everyone tries to get her to feel the spirit of the holiday. Sandra meets a Santa on the street and brings him upstairs to meet Alexandria. But when everyone leaves the room, he steals all of their presents.
Mary, Lester, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each decide seperately to dress up as Santa and bring gifts to make Alexandria think that Santa had a change of heart. However, since the police is looking for Santa thieves, they all end up in jail as suspects.
Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria come to the precinct to get them all out and the real Santa is caught. He still has their presents. And Alexandria realizes how far everyone went to get her into the holiday spirit and she appreciates it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612234713 +0000" stop="20260613001127 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Decoys - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job as a meter maid. When Pearl gets her purse snatched while on her way to the bank with Mary and Rose's dues, Sandra and Mary hatch up an idea to stage a stake-out in the park. Rose and Mary pose as elderly women.
They become suspicious when a skater continues to skate past them and suspect that he is the mugger. An older man comes and sits on the bench with Mary and Rose. He eventually snatches their purses and the skater, who is an undercover cop tries to handcuff him. Sandra decides to be the hero when she jumps in, but she handcuffs the skater instead and the mugger gets away.
When they get home, Pearl realizes that the dues money wasn't in her purse but pinned inside another bra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001127 +0000" stop="20260613003540 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play it Again, Stan - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester are on their way to the airport their tickets are stolen by a pick pocket who is running from the cops. As Lester and the police officer go after the man Mary waits in the cab and imagines their lives as the movie Casablanca.
In the end, Lester gets the tickets back and they go off to the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613003540 +0000" stop="20260613005953 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Class Act - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester go to parent's night a Brenda's school, Mary does not like the playfulness of her history teacher, or the fact that he does not give tests or homework. She asks the principal to monitor his class, but the principal fires him. When Brenda finds out that Mary was the ""loud-mouth"" parent that squealed, she is mad at Mary, but also feels sorry for Dylan, who she says is a good teacher.
Meanwhile, Sandra is a sales representative for Luscious Lingerie, and when her door-to-door sales are not profitable, she asks Mary if she can host a lingerie party at her apt. Mary agrees, but only if Dylan can assist her, to make some money for himself.
The party is successful, but Dylan says his heart is with teaching. When she finds out that Brenda and Calvin remember what Dylan's teaching them, she talks to the principal to get his job back. Dylan winds up moving into 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005953 +0000" stop="20260613012406 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sandra asks Rose to take her place on a blind date. Little does she know that her blind date is a Prince! The ladies each take turns trying to impress him, but it's Brenda who catches his attention. She agrees to marry him, thinking that maybe her parents won't think that her proposed trip to Europe that summer isn't so bad after all.
The Jenkins decide to let her go through with the plan, but instead Calvin will be in a masked costume. They were thinking that Brenda will stop the ceremony before it's complete. But Brenda hears that plan and also decides not to stop the ceremony.
The Prince finds out about the plan and his chauffeur grabs Calvin while the Prince takes his place in the ceremony. After the ceremony is complete everyone finds out that Brenda actually married the Prince. The Jenkins are furious, and so is Brenda. She apologizes for saying that she'd marry him just to make her parents mad, and they get a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613012406 +0000" stop="20260613014820 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babes in the Woods - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Mary goes on a hike with the Buttercups, the group of young girls (like the Girl Scouts) that Alexandria wants to join. Sandra comes along also, thinking that the handsome leader would be there. They all get lost and decide to stay in a cabin until the next day.
Brenda and Lester hear on the radio that a woman escaped from a mental institution and is on the loose in the park. The ladies later hear the same message. When the ladies meet Ranger Granger they assume she is the escaped lunatic disguised as a ranger. When she is sleeping, they tie her up.
That's when the real lunatic showed up. The ladies wind up tying Lucinda Merkle up, and the police take her back to the asylum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014820 +0000" stop="20260613021225 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date to Remember - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Sandra goes on the Love Connection, she chooses Gary because he is the owner of a jewelry store. When he arrives, Mary is in Sandra's apt to greet him, because Sandra has gotten Mary's phone glued to her fingernail. They decide not to eat out, and Gary says that he will cook for Sandra. The problem is, Sandra doesn't have any food in her apt, so she goes to the Jenkins' to ""borrow"" food. While in the kitchen, Lester arrives with the loan officer.
It turns out that the loan officer is Gary's ex-wife! Mary tries to keep Sandra and Gary in the kitchen until Cynthia leaves. When she finally leaves, the coast is clear...until Cynthia comes back and sees Gary in the apt. She tells Lester that the deal is off and throws a pie in Gary's face.
She later returns to apologize for being unprofessional, but once again runs into Gary, this time kissing Sandra. She calls the deal off once again, and the entire group gets into an argument outside 227.
Sandra later finds out that Gary is the owner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021225 +0000" stop="20260613023638 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Cookies - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mary's cookie sales at Brenda's school is putting Ed's Cookies out of business. He proposes that she go into business with him. They agree, but when Mary realizes that she isn't making more than she was when she was alone, she pulls out of the deal.
Ed comes by the next day and offers Mary $15,000 for the recipe. She eventually sells it, but not before Lester comes in and shows her a headline that reads, Big Company to buy cookie recipe from local baker for $100,000.
Mary devises a plan to get the recipe back. Before Ed can sell the recipe, she comes in with Sandra dressed as a nun and tells the buyer that the recipe actually belongs to ""Sister Sandra."" He doesn't want to cheat the convent out of their money so he decides not to buy from Sandra. Mary later finds out that her grandmother's cookie recipe is actually Famous Amos' recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023638 +0000" stop="20260613030051 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sandra's new boyfriend keeps showering her with gifts. When everyone meets him, they are surprised-- he is Pearl's age! He asks Sandra to marry him and gives her a day to think about it. She tells him no, and he has a heart attack. In the hospital, Mary and Sandra pose as doctor and nurse because the rude desk nurse will not let them see him. Sandra decides to tell him that she will marry him, since she thinks that he is on his death bed and it would make him happy. The next day when they return to the hospital, Abner has made a recovery. It turns out that his ""heart attack"" was gas, and he says he is ready to get married to the nurse that raised his spirits. He thinks that nurse was the rude desk RN, nurse Grubb, and Sandra doesn't object. Meanwhile, Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria are trying to raise ticket money for a Prince concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030051 +0000" stop="20260613032505 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '89 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mary tells the kids that she has the hookup to get Run DMC to play at their prom, but the problem is the kids cannot afford the $5000 fee. Dylan takes their money and invests it in a stock, which goes belly-up. They end up losing all of their money and cannot afford to have the prom in a hotel anymore.
Instead, it is held outside 227, much to the kids' displeasure. Both Mary and Dylan go where Run DMC is and dress up as rappers to convince them to come. Dylan succeeds and Run DMC show up to rap at the prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032505 +0000" stop="20260613034919 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Both Mary and Sandra get commissioned to the same murder trial. There are 11 votes guilty and 1 vote not-guilty, Sandra choosing not-guilty. After hours, she still has not changed her vote and Mary is annoyed because her anniversary is that night.
They vote one last time, and this time the 1 not-guilty vote is from Mary. The judge sequesters them for the evening in a hotel and Mary is going to miss her anniversary dinner with Lester.
Lester sneaks into the hotel room and brings Mary caviar and champagne. The next day, Mary presents her theory of what actually happened (pertaining to the ""murder"" on the boat) and the jury agrees and they all vote not-guilty.
Their verdict was the right one, because later the ""murdered victim"" was found on the French Riviera with her husband's best friend, which was stated in a voice-over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034919 +0000" stop="20260613041333 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra bets Mary and Rose that she can stay away from men better than they can stick to their diet. They each send temptations the other's way but it all comes to a head when Lester's business partner comes over for dinner.
He tells the Jenkins that he can get Sandra to kiss him so the bet will be over, but if he can't, then he will give Mary and Lester 2 weeks free hotel stay at a hotel that he owns in Jamaica. Well, now Mary is rooting for Sandra to stay away from men.
Rose comes downstairs, but she wants Sandra to kiss Howard because she is tired of dieting. Finally, Howard tricks Sandra and kisses her, but both she and Rose are relieved because now they can both do what they want!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041333 +0000" stop="20260613044333 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No, My Darling Daughter - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Lester hires a young ex-con from the persuasion on Mary. They both admit that he is doing a great job and are happy with him until he asks Brenda out.
They object and eventually tell Mike that he is not allowed to see Brenda. He feels dejected and decides he may as well not take the GED test as planned, because people will always see him as an ex-con.
The real Joe Clark of the ""Lean on Me"" fame comes and gives him words of encouragement and he decides to take the test. The Jenkins apologize for the way they treated him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044333 +0000" stop="20260613050747 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Number - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Pearl, Mary, Rose and Sandra get locked into the laundry room, they all reminisce about how they each arrived at 227. Pearl moved in with her mother, Rose lived across the hall from a loud rock band, and Lester had just lost his job at a construction site, while Mary was pregnant with Brenda.
Lester eventually finds them all in the laundry room and opens the door so they can leave. By that time Brenda and Calvin had joined the 4 ladies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050747 +0000" stop="20260613053107 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackee - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Sandra has moved to New York, but finds herself jobless after she finds out that the film company that she works for specializes in porn films! So once she find her apt., she meet a woman who tells her about a job opening at her job. Sandra goes with her the next day and gets the job at the spa.
Sandra finds out that her new friend's boyfriend is using her, but when she tells her, she doesn't believe Sandra. Finally, when she hears it for herself, she cuts the boyfriends loose and her and Sandra are back on good terms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613053107 +0000" stop="20260613055520 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Sale - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Rose sells the building and a sister of Lester's friends comes to visit. She staying with the Jenkins and is driving them crazy. She gets hired as the building manager.
The company that bought 227 wants to demolish it and the tenants become mad at Rose for selling the building. Eva found originally sheet music from John Philip Sousa and the building is declared a historical landmark, so it can't get torn down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055520 +0000" stop="20260613062008 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Diva...Please! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's organized a charity benefit featuring Diva Beverly Morris. Now she's a prima donna and Mary's worried that if she finds out that Sandra's dating her former boyfriend, Armand she'll back out. So she tries to keep her from finding out but when they end up in the powder room together things get hairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062008 +0000" stop="20260613064455 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenants, Anyone? - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mary and the gang try to draw a bead on new landlord Julian Barlow, who's been ducking them, while Dylan hunts for a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064455 +0000" stop="20260613070943 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pampered Tale - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The women head to a spa to prepare for a beauty contest.
Meanwhile, Travis &amp; Dylan care for a baby left in Travis' limo. Later Lester &amp; Julian help out until the baby's mother returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070943 +0000" stop="20260613073430 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight of the Century - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary causes Lester to miss a prizefight, they have a bout that could deliver a knockout punch to their marriage. Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073430 +0000" stop="20260613075918 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (1) - S05E05</title>
    <desc>At a dude ranch, Mary lassos Rose and Sandra into a treasure hunt, and Dylan takes a likin' to a filly. Part 1 of two</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075918 +0000" stop="20260613082351 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (2) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. Lester puts together a posse to find the womenfolk when the water rustlers take them hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082351 +0000" stop="20260613084838 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Activity - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Bobby Brown shoots a video at Brenda's high school, while Brenda plagiarizes an old essay of Mary's to win a part as an extra. Brenda kept putting off writing it by going to pep rallies, football games, and parties with Calvin at Morgan State, and on Sunday night, she still does not have her paper done. When Mary wrote it (25 years earlier), she received an A+, but Brenda gets a C and is not one the five chosen to appear in Bobby Brown's video.
Meanwhile, Julian bribes Travis into bringing Bobby Brown to his penthouse so he can discuss going into business ventures with each other.
Bobby Brown decides that he does not want only five students to appear in his video, but the whole class. Brenda is allowed to be in the video but she is stil grounded and has to write 3 more papers for Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084838 +0000" stop="20260613091838 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Down to Leo's - S05E08</title>
    <desc>En route to Lester's birthday party, Mary and Sandra run into gang members who want them as their biker chicks. (TVguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091838 +0000" stop="20260613094326 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion Blues - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dylan's mother moves in with him after leaving his father, and starts stepping out with Julian (Paul Winfield). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094326 +0000" stop="20260613100813 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfume Game - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume, but she thinks it stinks when her ad-agency boss steals her idea. (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100813 +0000" stop="20260613103301 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is Heck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Calvin wants to quit school and join the Army, Lester puts him through his paces at a mock boot camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103301 +0000" stop="20260613105748 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Not Coming to Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to invite her landlord Julian to her Christmas Eve bash in hopes of livening things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105748 +0000" stop="20260613112235 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Go the Clowns - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mary dons clown garb to erase a nasty message she left on the answering machine of Lester's business contact, an eccentric novelties magnate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112235 +0000" stop="20260613114723 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come the Revolution - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester make Brenda return a revealing dress, she stages her own revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114723 +0000" stop="20260613121210 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do We Go from Here? - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lester falls asleep during church and dreams that he and Mary visit both Heaven and Hell.  While in both places, they return to earth to see what has happened to their family and friends.
While in Heaven: Brenda inherits Lester's construction company and is a success when Calvin, her husband takes over.  Pearl has moved in with them. Rose still hasn't come to terms with Mary's death. While in hell: Calvin becomes a failure and sells the business to Julian for $500.  Brenda is pregnant and the family is in poverty.  Rose has married Julian and they have raised the rent of the building big time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121210 +0000" stop="20260613123657 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Christy for Me - S05E16</title>
    <desc>While working as a deejay, Lester gets suggestive requests from a caller who he thinks is Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123657 +0000" stop="20260613130055 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knock It Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Travis finds $250,000 left in his limo, and is convinced by Mary &amp; Lester to turn the money in. If the money isn't claimed within 30 days, Travis may keep it. The next day, a beautiful woman named Eartha Kitten comes to the door and claims the money belongs to her boss, and is furious when he learns he turned the money in. Meanwhile, Mary &amp; Lester are heading to Hawaii and have a Bon Voyage party the night before, but the party is interrupted when Eartha's boss (a mob boss) holds everyone hostage. Warren saves the day when he returns disguised as a woman, and pretends to romance Mr Big. Before Travis can return with Mr Big's money, Warren turns the tables on Mr Big and has him arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130055 +0000" stop="20260613132450 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (1) - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Everyone goes to Atlantic City for a Luther Vandross concert for Pearl's birthday. While there, Mary goes on a lucky streak at gambling. Lester decided to go into business with Julian in owning part of a promising boxer. Pearl looks for Luther Vandross, but when a mob goes after Luther, her antique diamond brooch is stolen. Brenda &amp; Calvin try sneaking into the casino in hopes of winning a new car. Travis finds out that his tickets for the Luther Vandross concert weren't ordered and decided to enter a comedy contest to win tickets for Pearl.
Meanwhile Warren has planned a special weekend for Rose, and he asks her to marry him.  When she goes to tell her friends, Warren make a pass at another woman and is spotted by Mary.  But before Mary can tell Rose, Rose asks her to be her matron of honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613132450 +0000" stop="20260613135450 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (2) - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mary's luck runs out in Atlantic City and she loses all of her winnings, including $3000 she promised Lester.  Meanwhile, Warren and the mystery woman meet again and Rose spots them in a compromising position.  She breaks off the engagement, but since neither will accept the ring, Mary takes it for safe-keeping.
Travis gets stage fright at the comedy show and Dylan takes his place.  He wins, but is disqualified because he never officially entered making Pearl lose out on seeing Luther.
After confessing to Lester she lost all her money, Mary notices Rose's ring has been stolen.  Mary stops the woman and it turns out she is the woman Warren had been seeing.  Warren admits he was seeing her because he knew she was the jewel thief who stole Pearl's brooch, and even Luther Vandross' watch, so she would let her guard down.  Rose &amp; Warren get married in Atlantic City afterall.
At the wedding, Luther comes to thank Mary for getting him his watch back, and in return he agrees to sing at the wed</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135450 +0000" stop="20260613141847 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Have Art - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While helping Eva straighten up the gallery, Mary inadvertently creates a pop-art sensation, and spends some of her 15 minutes of fame on ""The Joan Rivers Show.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141847 +0000" stop="20260613144245 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishing - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Julian recruits Mary to help him keep 227 out of the hands of his soon-to-be ex-wife (Rosalind Cash). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144245 +0000" stop="20260613150641 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on 227 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Mary gets the part of a slasher in a movie, but has an unscheduled rehearsal with an NYU dean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613150641 +0000" stop="20260613153038 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '90 - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Just before Brenda gets ready to graduate high school, Mary is rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. Mary gets a lesson in plastic surgery from her roomie; and Lester gives low marks to his father's girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153038 +0000" stop="20260613155355 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mary dreams that she's homeless after misinterpreting a plea for help from a street person (homeless advocate Theodore Hayes) as a threat to her safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155355 +0000" stop="20260613161759 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honesty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the way home from running errands, Mary hits a BMW, breaking the tail light. From the persuasion of Rose, she decides to leave a note on the car. The next day, after no one has arrived to see the car, Mary wants to remove her note. However, another car comes by and nearly totals it, but then drives away. Before Mary can get to the car and remove her note, the owner comes out of an apartment and sees her note. Sandra tells Mary that she needs to use her ""femininity"" to get out of paying for the total damages. Mary says that she can't do that, so Sandra poses as Mary when the owner comes by to talk to Mary about the damages. Everything goes well until Lester comes home and their lie unfolds. Everything gets straightened out between Mary, Lester, and the car owner (Marvin), ending with a date for Sandra and a new friend for the Jenkins. Meanwhile, Mary tells Brenda that she cannot go skating with Calvin because she lied.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161759 +0000" stop="20260613164203 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Brother - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary's brother Lewis comes to town on business, she decides to set him up on a date with Rose. The next day when Rose won't give Mary any details about the date, they get in to an argument where Rose finally admits that she thinks Mary's brother is ""self-centered"" and ""egotistical."" They stop speaking.
Meanwhile, Lewis asks Sandra out on a date, and Mary fears that Sandra may be her future sister-in-law. When Mary spies on the ending of Sandra's and Lewis' date, and notices that all he talks about is himself and his job, she realizes where Rose is coming from. Sandra leaves Lewis on the stoop, dissatisfied with the date, and the next day Mary apoligizes and she and Rose make-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164203 +0000" stop="20260613170603 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Hero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>For an assignment that requires her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" Brenda asks her parents for help. Lester suggests his aunt Lucy who was a woman brakeman. After Mary hears about Sandra's supposed relative who was a Moroccan prince, she searches through an old trunk to find information about an interesting relative of hers. What she finds is that she had an uncle, Corporal Mortecai Hurley, who was in the Civil War's 54th Infantry. She persuades Brenda to re-write her paper on Mortecai. Not to be out done, Sandra goes to the library and finds out that Mary's uncle Mortecai was actually a ""coward"" in the war, and deserted his infantry disguised in the flag made to look like a dress. Mary and Lester tells Brenda and she becomes upset. She and Mary talk, and Mary apologizes for making her re-write her paper in the first place. But they decide that since the assignment calls for her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" she can still turn in the assignment on Mor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170603 +0000" stop="20260613173006 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refrigerator - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary tries to convice the landlord to order her a new refrigerator, he refuses. Mary then agrees to loan Sandra her apartment for a extravagant party if Sandra will ""persuade"" the landlord to get Mary a new refrigerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173006 +0000" stop="20260613175409 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Love Me? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>News of the breakup of her neighbors' marriage has Mary worried that the same thing could happen to her and Lester. Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester. Lester buys flowers (at Mary's suggestion) and they try to force romance by going out to eat, dimming the lights, and playing romantic music. But they realize that they only think that works is by letting it happen naturally and reminiscing about the past. Meanwhile, Sandra has to babysit her 6-year-old niece Susie while her sister Harriet and her husband visits his sick mother. She solicits Mary's advice on what to feed her and how to get her to fall asleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175409 +0000" stop="20260613181812 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the landlord dies, everyone believes that Sandra will become the new landlord, including Sandra. She assures Mary that once she becomes the new landlord that Mary will have to find a new place to live after her lease runs out. The tenants all go to the will reading and it is dicovered that he actually leaves the building to Rose. However, when Mary thought that Sandra would get ownership of the building, she called a building inspector to check out 227. He states that 227 is in need of numerous repairs, more than the tenants can afford.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181812 +0000" stop="20260613184215 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sidewalk Sale - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The tenants have a sidewalk sale to pay for the repairs needed to fix up 227. Lester asks Mary not to sell his aunt's old, ugly lamp, but she does anyway, for $5. When Lester finds out, he is upset, but for more reasons than one. The lamp is where he hid the profits of the sale.
The tenants get upset with Mary and outcast her. Luckily for her, the wife of the gentleman who bought the lamp comes by her apartment to give it back to Mary, because she did not like the lamp either. They buy it back from the couple for $50 and got the money back to save 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184215 +0000" stop="20260613190617 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter to the President - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary writes a letter to the President about the pothole that is on her street that no one has seemed to fill in 3 months, the secret service starts snooping around 227 and gets the residents nervous. Then they find out that the President was actually praising her for her consideration of her neighborhood. He makes plans to come to the street and refill the pothole with Lester. When the Jenkins' catch the city filling in the pothole, they stop them and tell them that the President and Lester will be doing that later. The President cancels his appearance because of an emergency meeting but calls and commends Mary and also flies over the street in his helicopter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613190617 +0000" stop="20260613193021 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pity the Poor Working Girl - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Sandra tells Mary how she can't keep a job because of jealous wives, Mary asks Lester if he knows of any job openings. He admits that his company needs a receptionist for their main office and Sandra gets the job.
Howvever, Pearl and Rose worry Mary so much about Sandra working with Lester that Mary becomes suspicious and jealous. When she goes down to the office one day to take Lester to lunch, she tells Lester how she feels about ""Ms. Wiggles"" and Sandra quits.
Pearl and Rose put Sandra and Mary in the room together to talk it out and Mary apoligizes. Sandra takes her job back, on the premise that Mary's jealous days are over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193021 +0000" stop="20260613195420 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Widow - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mary is upset that whenever Lester watches the football game, she doesn't get any attention. So she gets two tickets from Sandra for her and Lester to go to the game, with the hopes that he can teach her about the game and she'll get some attention. At the game, Mary insults the other fans and cheers for the wrong team. She and Lester end up having to leave early to avoid a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195420 +0000" stop="20260613201823 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Daughter Is a Precious Thing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Brenda desperately tries to get Calvin to notice her. When Mary doesn't seem to help Brenda out, she seeks romantic advice from Sandra. This ultimately upsets Mary when she finds out that Sandra alters Brenda's appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201823 +0000" stop="20260613204223 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Piano Play-Off - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to buy a piano, even though Lester hates the idea and Brenda doesn't want to take lessons. When Sandra &amp; Rose visit to take a look at the piano, Rose offers Mary piano lessons and Sandra wants lessons as well.  Then, Sandra makes a sucker bet that for $20, she'll progress faster than her. After many piano lessons, Mary still struggles. Pearl tells Mary that Sandra used to take piano lessons. During a lesson, Mary offers to throw a party recital to show their progression. She shocks Sandra when she plays ""Minuet in G.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204223 +0000" stop="20260613210617 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When their church loses their land lease, the tenants must find another lot to place their church on. They enlist Lester's company's help to move the church to its new spot. Everything is ok, until the church comes up missing. Everyone is worried because they will have no place to have their Christmas pageant. They decide to build a large manger on the empty lot to hold the service. They later find out that the church was placed at the wrong lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210617 +0000" stop="20260613213010 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bed of Rose's - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra starts dating a man who works with her and Lester, however she finds him boring. She leaves it up to the Jenkins to cancel their date. When he comes to the apartment, he meets Rose and she goes out on the date instead. The two hit it off very well. He asks Rose to go to New York with him and Mary and Sandra disagree on what Rose should do. Mary thinks she should not go, because they may end up sleeping together, which would be too soon for the time they were dating. Sandra thinks she should live life to the fullest. Rose finally decides to go and Mary apoligizes for meddling into Rose's business. Rose has a great time but does not reveal if they went through it or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613213010 +0000" stop="20260613215400 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brenda's Last Date - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pearl asks Mary if Lester would have a man-to-man talk with Calvin about sex and Brenda asks her parents if she could go to the dance Friday night. They believe that she is too young to date (14). From Mary's persuading, Lester talks to Calvin and ends his talk with, ""If you mess around with my daughther, I'll rip your head off."" Scared, Calvin breaks the date anyway. But Brenda still wants to go and comes up with a plan. Brenda tells her parents that she will go to the library Friday night, while Calvin tells his grandmom that he is going to see Haley's Comet. When Mary finds out, she goes to the dance and takes Brenda home. At home she and Brenda have a heart-to-heart talk, where Mary says she and Lester will relax the rules a little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215400 +0000" stop="20260613221804 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Young Man's Fancy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Pearl goes to Baltimore to visit her sister and the Jenkins watch Calvin for her. When he tries out for the romantic lead for a school play and doesn't get it, he becomes depressed. Sandra boosts his confidence and makes him feel better, however, he mistakes her kindness for affection and begins to fall in love with Sandra. When Brenda hears how silly Calvin is acting over Sandra, she goes and talks to him and expresses to him that she cares for him more than Sandra would ever, and she tells him that he is her best friend. Calvin gets over his crush really fast after that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221804 +0000" stop="20260613224209 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We the People - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lester's old boss comes to visit the Jenkins from Hawaii. While there, Rose hires him as the building repairman and lets him live an efficiency on the third floor. Pearl begins to notice that people go up to visit Lou and never return. She and Mary investigate and find out that Lou is homeless and his homeless friends are the ones that have come to live with Lou. It turns out his business in Hawaii went belly-up, and Lou lost everything. Mary has sympathy for them and feeds them, while trying to keep the news from Rose, because she would have to put them out based on the housing codes that they are breaking. Lester finds out about an abandoned building that his company will fix-up so the homeless people will have some place to live. This will also give Lou the chance to get back into business again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224209 +0000" stop="20260613230615 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redecorating Blues - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While at a neighborhood watch meeting, the Jenkins get robbed, with Brenda in the kitchen on the phone. When they return from the meeting, they see that the burglars took an arm chair, their television, radio, and lamp. This gives Mary the idea of remodeling their living room. However, Lester has his heart set on buying a sports car. While on a test drive for the sports car, the neighbors and Brenda help set up a surprise for Mary. The living room has been remodeled with everything that Mary had circled in a decorating magazine. Lester decides that the sports car can wait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230615 +0000" stop="20260613233017 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Big Ones - S01E19</title>
    <desc>At their vows renewal ceremony, Mary's parents are in the middle of the argument and are not talking to each other. Lester talks to his father-in-law, and Mary talks to her mother to encourage them to make up and go through with the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Sandra meets a man who turns out to be married, and Rose has a peculiar conversation with another man: it turns out that both her late husband and his late wife both used to vacation in Vermont for one week out of the year, to go ""fishing"" and ""writing poetry,"" respectively. They both assume that their mates were cheating with each other, until they realize that their mates used to go to separate cities in Vermont.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233017 +0000" stop="20260613235423 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slam Dunked - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra begins dating a basketball player who rubs Mary the wrong way from their first meeting. He comes across as rude and arrogant. Calvin idolizes him and mimics his attitude. Brenda doesn't like hanging around the ""new"" Calvin. When Calvin hears how the Rocketman talks to Sandra in an argument, and hears the Rocketman call him ""some dumb kid,"" he changes his opinion of Rocketman and realizes that he was acting like a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235423 +0000" stop="20260614001835 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Six - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While reading the newspaper, Rose and Pearl choose 6 numbers related to an article that is in it. However, Mary thinks the lottery's a waste of time and money.  But with a big jackpot, Rose &amp; Pearl don't care.  Mary preaches to the girls what a waste of time it is, so the girls agreed.
Lester buys Mary a scratch off ticket and she wins $10. However, while waiting in line to redeem it, she gets a lottery play slip and gets numbers from the same newspaper article.  Sandra spots her and then she know she's in trouble.
Rose &amp; Pearl enter Mary's apartment and were mad that after she preached about the evil of playing the lottery, she buys a ticket for herself.  So she offers to split any winnings should it be a winning ticket.
The Pick 6 is a winning ticket and that not only Mary won, but many people in the 227 apartment building won, as well as much of Washington DC!  The big jackpot turns out to be worth $266 &amp; that Mary, Rose &amp; Pearl will each get $88.67!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001835 +0000" stop="20260614004228 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man with a Job - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Calvin has a hard time finding a part-time job, Brenda and Pearl persuade Mary to convince Lester to offer Calvin a job working at the construction site. But when Calvin proves to be inept with his hands, he gets terminated. With some helpful advice from Mary, Calvin later lands five interviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004228 +0000" stop="20260614010534 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel of Misfortune - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra become contestants on ""Wheel of Fortune"" and wind up competing against each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010534 +0000" stop="20260614012933 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Nightingale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lester comes home from work sick, with the assumption that he has the flu. Using a bell that Sandra gives him, he drives Mary crazy with his demands for ""water"" and ""celery salt"" for his soup. She just assumes that he is being a big baby. Asking Brenda to watch Lester for a little while, Mary goes shopping and gets a pedicure and manicure (something she was not able to do earlier with Pearl and Rose). When she returns, Lester is being carried into an ambulance because he has appendicitis and needs to go to the hospital.
Mary is worried to death because she can't see Lester in the operating room, so she sneaks in. The operation is OK.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614012933 +0000" stop="20260614015338 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington Affair - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary invites Sandra and her date, an eligible Congressman, to a dinner for Brenda's teacher who is attracted to the legislator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015338 +0000" stop="20260614021752 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Manhunt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Sandra sees her neighbors (a married couple) interact with each other and with their daughter, Sandra decides that she wants a husband and a child. She goes out on a series of dates which end in disaster becasue of Sandra's openness about wanting to be married and have a child.
She finally decides that since she can't find a suitable husband that she'll just get artificially insiminated. Mary and Rose try talk her out of it. But nothing is more of a rude awakening than when Sandra witnesses Cathy going into labor and she sees how Jim was there for her every step of the way. Then Mary and Lester talk about the night Brenda was born and how they really needed each other then.
Sandra changes her mind and decides that when she does have a baby she would like to be married so she can have a husband that loves her and loves their child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021752 +0000" stop="20260614024157 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temptations - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mary is in charge of the church's charity show, and it's like divine providence when the Temptations show up at her door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614024157 +0000" stop="20260614030612 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Talk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra sees a pillow that Mary is making for Brenda, she is impressed. She tells Mary that they could go into business and make lots of money. So Mary agrees to a 50/50 deal with Sandra.
Eventually, things become too overwhelming for Mary as she is the one doing all the work and Sandra is the one eating expensive lunches and arranging buyers. Mary insists that she go on the next business lunch with Sandra, and the buer requests 10,000 pillows for his stores. Mary admits to him that they are a small company and they make a deal, with him as a third partner, to build a factory.
He decides to build the factory in Taiwan, minus Sandra and Mary. In the end, Sandra ends up owing Mary money because she spent all of the profits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030612 +0000" stop="20260614033025 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Into My Parlor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brenda meets a cute boy she decides to invite him to her party Saturday night. After getting permission to actually have the party, she then hears Sandra tell a story about how when she was young and wanted to get to know a boy better, she would ""mistakenly"" tell him the wrong day of the party.
Brenda tries the idea and invites Ken over for Friday night instead, hoping that when he gets there he will meet her parents and stay for dinner. But Mary and Lester decide to go out to eat and are not home when Ken arrives.
Brenda decides to let him come in anyway, just to have a drink, but then Calvin shows up to drop off chairs for the party. When she tells them they need to leave, Mary and Lester arrive home and the boys hide.
Mary and Lester eventually catch the boys in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033025 +0000" stop="20260614040025 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Calvin's dad comes to visit D.C. He and Calvin have fun going to basketball games and going to see the Blue Angels fly. Because he and his grandma have been arguing a lot lately, Calvin makes the decision to live with his dad in Iceland, thinking it would be more fun than living in D.C.
Pearl is sad about it but doesn't want to show it too much. Mary throws Calvin a going away party, and after he hears what nice things every one has to say about him, he realizes that he has more ""family"" than he thought and decides to stay in D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040025 +0000" stop="20260614042430 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author, Author - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sandra is writing a romance novel whose characters resemble the residents of 227: Marie, Rosita, and Pearlie Mae. With Mary up against Emma Johnson for the presidency of the Ladies' Auxiliary, she becomes nervous when Emma receives a copy of Sandra's book.
She and the Rev. come to the Jenkins' home when Sandra drops by and gives Emma the newest chapter of her book, introducing a new character: Emily (who resembles Emma). Emma changes her mind about blabbing to the Rev. and resigns from the running for president. Mary becomes president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042430 +0000" stop="20260614044835 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matchmakers - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rose tries a video-dating service, but wonders if she can live up to the image Sandra creates for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614044835 +0000" stop="20260614051244 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Handwriting on the Wall - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Rose come home from the movie theater, they see JoJo spray painting his gang tag underneath Pearl's window. Pearl hits him with her pillow, Rose grabs the spray can and accidentally sprays his shirt, and Mary grabs hims, but tries to talk sense into him.
JoJo tells his mother everything that happened, while leaving out the part about him spray painting on the building. They decide to sue the ladies, and use Sandra as a witness, who was in the car on a date.
When they get in court, his mother and the Judge eventually find out the truth and JoJo is made to clean up his damage. His mother apologizes to the ladies and the ladies are fined 10 cents each.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051244 +0000" stop="20260614053649 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Choice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lester has a chance to do a big project and give a friend who's out of work a job. But things change when he learns that the company whom he'll be working for sponsors apartheid. So he has to choose which is more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614053649 +0000" stop="20260614060102 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Job - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Ms. clark uses her feminine wiles to get Brenda a part-time job at Billy Bob's Burgers, Brenda's parents are divided: she wants Brenda to study full time, while he is delighted at her new sense of responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614060102 +0000" stop="20260614062507 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far From the Tree - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra is very upset when she learns that her mother is coming to visit. She feels as though her mother doesn't love her because she is so different from her ""normal"" siblings and family members. Sandra changes her appearance to look ""dull"" because she thinks that is what her mother willl approve of.
That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614062507 +0000" stop="20260614064913 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toyland - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mary and Lester go to a toy store to purchase toys for kids in the hospital. When they get there, the guy lets them in even though the sign on the door says closed. The Jenkins discover that he is attempting to rob the place.
Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064913 +0000" stop="20260614071318 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The IRS audits Mary and Lester. At a diner, Mary gets into an argument with a man whose views on women are old-fashioned and clash with Mary's views. She goes as far as to insult his mother.
When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071318 +0000" stop="20260614073722 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614073722 +0000" stop="20260614080128 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612071907 +0000" stop="20260612080315 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home and Away - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The members of the 118 arrive on the scene after a truck crashes into a high school homecoming parade. Athena and Michael try to help Harry in the aftermath of his kidnapping, May is intimidated by returning call center legend. Bobby gives a devastated Chimney advice regarding Maddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080315 +0000" stop="20260612084737 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peer Pressure - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The 118 face an awkward rescue call when a man over-exerts himself exercising, and race to an explosion at a retirement community. Hen and Eddie, as well as Buck and Ravi, have rocky starts to their new partnerships. May receives an emergency call from a suicidal teen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084737 +0000" stop="20260612093113 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brawl in Cell Block 9-1-1 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Responding to a fire at a prison, Bobby and the 118 find themselves trapped in a deadly riot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093113 +0000" stop="20260612101512 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Stories - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The members of the 118 race to rescue a man who claims he was carjacked, shot and buried alive. Hen receives a visit from the past and Athena and family are concerned that Harry is still haunted by visions of Jeffrey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101512 +0000" stop="20260612105933 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Defend in Place - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to save lives after an explosion rocks the hospital where Dr. David Hale is performing surgery. Michael makes a life changing decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105933 +0000" stop="20260612114355 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past is Prologue - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue when an abandoned oil well erupts and causes a massive sinkhole in downtown LA. Athena investigates a 30-year-old cold case involving a casino robbery. Buck fears his relationship with Taylor might be ending. Hen meets a man from her mother’s past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114355 +0000" stop="20260612122746 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrapped in Red - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The 118 are called to series of emergencies around Christmas Eve. Eddie struggles with an emotional Christopher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122746 +0000" stop="20260612131207 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outside Looking In - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 "speed" to the rescue to save a family whose pick-up truck has been rigged with a pipe bomb which will detonate if the vehicle slows under 55 miles an hour. Eddie has a rough transition into his new job. Hen is reluctant to accept her new partner in Chimney's absence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131207 +0000" stop="20260612135628 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boston - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Chimney is determined to find a missing Maddie amongst the chaos of St. Patrick's Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135628 +0000" stop="20260612144052 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear-O-Phobia - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a robbery at a gas station that takes an unexpected turn when the would-be victim turns the tables on her assailant. The 118 race to rescue a novice diver who panics while in a shark cage, and a house sitter terrified of spiders. Eddie reaches his breaking point, Chimney returns to the 118 and Maddie shares some news with Buck, who realizes he has to come clean with Taylor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612144052 +0000" stop="20260612152428 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Luck - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The 118 race into action when a woman falls over her penthouse balcony. Athena investigates when a bike rider is impaled on a stop sign. Eddie begins his therapy for his PTSD and survivor’s guilt. Maddie fears the worst when Jee-Yun falls ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152428 +0000" stop="20260612160804 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>FOMO - S05E15</title>
    <desc>A social media influencer has an accident in a sauna; an emergency at a reality show wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612160804 +0000" stop="20260612165143 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May Day - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 races to the rescue when the 9-1-1 Call Center goes up in flames. Bobby risks his life to save a trapped May and Claudette. Buck and Eddie work together to help an injured electrician. Chimney and his brother team up as firefighters for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612165143 +0000" stop="20260612173604 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero Complex - S05E17</title>
    <desc>After a mysterious death, Hen and Chimney put their lives in danger when they suspect that someone is playing God to make themselves look like a hero. Eddie visits Texas, where he attempts to reconcile with his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173604 +0000" stop="20260612182025 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Starting Over - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Another day in the life of the 118, as its members race to rescue a cliffside wellness retreat guru after his followers turn on him. Then, they respond to an emergency call at an upscale hair salon. Meanwhile, Maddie contemplates returning to work, Eddie and May make decisions on their future, as do Buck and Taylor, and the 118 gathers for a surprise wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612182025 +0000" stop="20260612190424 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let the Games Begin - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When a blimp suffers mechanical failure and its engine catches fire, Athena and the 118 must rescue victims both inside and outside a packed sports stadium. Bobby and Athena drop off May on her first day of college and discuss honeymoon plans, while Maddie and Chimney go to couple's therapy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190424 +0000" stop="20260612194807 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash &amp; Learn - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue when a structure collapse at a “happiness convention” traps people under rubble. While on FaceTime with her mom, Athena’s father suffers a stroke and crashes through the wall of his house. Hen stretches herself too thin with test prep and her new responsibilities at the 118, while Maddie tries to help new recruit get his bearings at the call center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194807 +0000" stop="20260612203228 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil You Know - S06E03</title>
    <desc>While in Florida caring for her ailing father, Athena and Bobby investigate the disappearance of her childhood friend from 45 years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203228 +0000" stop="20260612211649 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal Instincts - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue when a birdwatcher is trapped under a tree. Chimney is in for a wild ride when he tends to a drunk driver; Maddie helps a mother and her young daughter when an abusive father shows up at the their house; Eddie catches Christopher in a lie; Buck begins a year of "yes to possibilities" and immediately receives an interesting proposal from a former roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612211649 +0000" stop="20260612220009 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Invasion - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates when the same house is hit with two home invasion 9-1-1 calls within hours of each other; The 118 race to the rescue when a D-I-Y home renovation traps a man in an attic; Hen asks for a second chance with her medical school professor; Maddie and Chimney regret hiring a nanny for Jee-Yun after the woman completely takes over their apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220009 +0000" stop="20260612224430 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrow - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Hen fears for Karen's life when an explosion rocks her science lab on the day she brings Denny to work with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224430 +0000" stop="20260612232836 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cursed - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 race to the rescue when a fading movie star is plagued by a series of near-death experiences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232836 +0000" stop="20260613001226 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Your Fantasy? - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue at a renaissance faire, then an office building when an overbearing boss is poisoned. Athena fears for May's life when she encounters a disturbed young man. Buck babysits Jee-Yun as Maddie and Chimney begin house-hunting. Eddie and Carla prepare Christopher for his first school dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001226 +0000" stop="20260613005647 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Flag - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Santa Ana winds bring in a variety of weirder-than-usual emergencies as the 118 respond to a family dog retrieving a severed hand and a young woman sleep-driving into the station. Bobby worries about his AA sponsor. Denny questions Hen and Karen about his biological parents. Chimney thinks he's found the perfect house for him and Maddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005647 +0000" stop="20260613014109 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Flash - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A dry thunderstorm rolls over LA, bringing in a series of lightning strike emergencies for the 118 and leaves a first responder's life hanging in the balance. Athena and May go undercover at the rehab facility to help Bobby with his investigation into his sponsor's mysterious death. Maddie dreads her parents visit to her and Chimney's new and unfinished house, while Chimney gets a surprise of his own from a visiting Albert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014109 +0000" stop="20260613022455 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Another Life - S06E11</title>
    <desc>As Buck's life hangs in the balance, he dreams of a world where he never became a firefighter, for better and worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022455 +0000" stop="20260613030916 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recovery - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Despite the case being closed, Bobby is determined to prove his AA sponsor was murdered and bring his killer to justice. Buck struggles with his post-traumatic stress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030916 +0000" stop="20260613035312 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mixed Feelings - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescues with emergencies at a spin class; in a hair salon and to a husband and wife in a compromising position; Buck discovers new cognitive abilities post lightning strike; Hen and Karen are concerned when they find out Denny has been seeing his biological father behind their backs; Maddie and Chimney enlist Athena and Bobby's help with a suspicious neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035312 +0000" stop="20260613043733 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Performance Anxiety - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue at emergencies at a commercial bakery and a bodybuilding competition; Bobby's annual performance reviews sends Chimney to the firefighter academy where he runs into a familiar face; Eddie's aunt gets involved in his personal life; Maddie helps a nervous teen suffering a panic attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043733 +0000" stop="20260613052054 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death and Taxes - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue at emergencies when a fire breaks out in an accountant's office and a car crashes into a "living funeral." Athena is shocked when a suspect dies in her custody minutes after she arrests him; Buck is attracted to a death doula; Maddie and Chimney panic when they are audited by the IRS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052054 +0000" stop="20260613060515 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost &amp; Found - S06E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to rescue two roommates desperately trying to find a needle in a haystack at a landfill, and help a woman whose nightmare dream suddenly becomes a painful reality. Athena and Maddie team-up to find a missing boy in a crowded mall; Chimney debates if the time is right to propose to Maddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613060515 +0000" stop="20260613064936 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Is in the Air - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 race to rescue when a wedding proposal tragically intersects with a bank robbery, and then when a princess bride is literally stuck on her way to the altar. Athena talks a victim through her grief; Maddie takes matters into her own hands as Buck finds a surprise visitor on his doorstep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064936 +0000" stop="20260613073357 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay It Forward - S06E18</title>
    <desc>A series of freeway car accidents leads to a catastrophic overpass collapse that endangers the lives of civilians and members of the 118.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073357 +0000" stop="20260613081703 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abandon Ships - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Athena and Bobby set off on their honeymoon cruise, but when duty calls, their vacation is put on hold. Meanwhile, a fighter jet traps a civilian, and an unusual incident leaves a couple stuck together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081703 +0000" stop="20260613085856 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The disastrous cruise continues when Bobby and Athena respond to the ship’s explosion, racing to aid injured passengers. Meanwhile, Hen questions her instincts in a life-taking call and grows concerned about Athena and Bobby’s whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085856 +0000" stop="20260613094048 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capsized - S07E03</title>
    <desc>With each moment becoming critical as the ship is flipped upside down, Athena and Bobby take charge, seeking methods for rescue while navigating efforts to guide survivors to safety. Meanwhile, Hen defies protocols in her search for Bobby and Athena.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094048 +0000" stop="20260613102342 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck, Bothered and Bewildered - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Upon her return to shore, Athena’s son, Harry, finds himself in trouble with the law. Meanwhile, Buck grows envious as Eddie forms a close bond with someone else, and the 118 rescue a woman who’s stuck on receiving a rose at an iconic mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102342 +0000" stop="20260613110624 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Me - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Hen and Karen welcome a new addition to their family, while a call unfolds involving a person’s limb that’s taken on a mind of its own. Meanwhile, Eddie and Marisol take a closer look at their relationship, and Buck navigates his new feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>There Goes the Groom - S07E06</title>
    <desc>After years of anticipation, Maddie and Chimney’s long-awaited wedding day arrives. However, when the groom mysteriously vanishes, the 118 races against time to ensure he doesn’t miss the most crucial day of his life.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost of a Second Chance - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Athena investigate a case surrounding an abducted mother and child as Hen and Karen learn more about Mara’s family history. Meanwhile, Eddie grapples with unresolved feelings for someone from his past.</desc>
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    <title>Step Nine - S07E08</title>
    <desc>After a victim of the apartment fire that changed Bobby’s life resurfaces, he searches to make amends. Driven by his need to right past wrongs, Bobby delves deep into memories of his childhood, unearthing moments from his fractured past.</desc>
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    <title>Ashes, Ashes - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 and Tommy are presented with the Medal of Valor for their work on the cruise ship rescue. Meanwhile, Hen and Karen encounter an unforeseen hurdle in their foster care journey, while Eddie’s emotional affair develops further.</desc>
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    <title>All Fall Down - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Following the devastating fire at the Nash home, Bobby’s fate remains uncertain, while Athena embarks on a mission to uncover the truth. Hen and Karen engage in a heated custody battle, while Christopher grapples with forgiving Eddie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613143947 +0000" stop="20260613152242 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzzkill - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The 118 team battles an “un-bee-lievable” emergency when a trailer with millions of bees crashes on the streets of Los Angeles, unleashing a swarm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613152242 +0000" stop="20260613160539 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Boeing Gets Tough… - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Athena is tasked with safely delivering a prisoner to testify on a high-profile case. Meanwhile, a light plane is hit by a swarm of bees and sent careening into a passenger plane.</desc>
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    <title>Final Approach - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Athena’s only chance of surviving and saving everyone on the flight is to attempt to land the plane before it crashes and call on the 118 for help.</desc>
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    <title>No Place Like Home - S08E04</title>
    <desc>When it finally looks like Hen and Karen may get their foster license back, they are hit with another obstacle. Meanwhile, the 118 races to the aid of a Cheerleader involved in an infield collision.</desc>
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    <title>Masks - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The 118 is once again working on the spookiest night of the year and missing out on all the tricks and treats. Meanwhile, Buck's Halloween decorations become a little scarier than he had hoped.</desc>
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    <title>Confessions - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When a toddler falls down a pipe and becomes trapped, the 118 must rely on more than their skills to rescue him. Meanwhile, old wounds are opened when members of the 118 race to the aid of a man dealing with a divorce.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613185645 +0000" stop="20260613193938 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotshots - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When Athena is assigned a rookie to mentor, she begins to question her own abilities. Meanwhile, Bobby and the 118 return to the set of “HOT SHOTS” following a 911 call.</desc>
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    <title>Wannabes - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Things get messy for the 118 following a massive pipe explosion. Meanwhile, Athena investigates the brutal beating of a man found behind a grocery store, and Bobby’s working relationship with Brad from “HOT SHOTS” just got a little more intimate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613202220 +0000" stop="20260613210511 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sob Stories - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a fire at a local animal shelter and races to evacuate all the animals. Meanwhile, Maddie takes a 9-1-1 call that sets her on a quest for answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613210511 +0000" stop="20260613214804 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voices - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Following Maddie’s mysterious 9-1-1 call, Chimney returns home to find his daughter alone and Maddie nowhere to be found; he then enlists Athena and Romero to help investigate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613214804 +0000" stop="20260613223056 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holy Mother of God - S08E11</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a call at a mega-church, where Bobby runs into his estranged mother. Also, the 118 unexpectedly uncover hidden secrets at a garden rescue, Buck attempts to expand his social circle in the wake of losing Eddie, and Athena gets called away to assist on a high stakes case on a cruise ship called The Odyssey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613223056 +0000" stop="20260613231245 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disconnected - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Maddie’s return to work proves to be more triggering than expected, as she may have returned too soon. As Eddie struggles to adapt to his new surroundings, Christopher discovers him in an unfamiliar situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613231245 +0000" stop="20260613235528 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisible‎ - S08E13</title>
    <desc>After the 118 responds to several calls from the same person, Hen steps in to offer them advice. Meanwhile, Eddie confronts his parents and takes a big step in his relationship with his son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613235528 +0000" stop="20260614003823 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sick Day (1) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>The 118 is called to a research lab that has been set on fire and becomes a biohazard.</desc>
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    <title>Lab Rats (2) - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Athena and Buck are in a race against time to rescue the rest of the 118 following the fire in the bio lab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614012122 +0000" stop="20260614020416 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Alarm - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Following the tragic events at the lab, the 118 must come together to lay their fallen hero to rest. Meanwhile, despite her own grief, Athena re-investigates the death of a child to help a grieving mother.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Drink the Water - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Following an earthquake, the 118 races to the scene of several unusual fires and must figure out their cause before anyone else is hurt. Meanwhile, as everyone settles into their new normal, they try to move forward and plan for the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614024708 +0000" stop="20260614033003 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seismic Shifts - S08E18</title>
    <desc>The 118, still reeling from their recent loss, is dispatched to a mass casualty event after a high-rise apartment building collapses. Then, Athena and Chimney have to work together to save a familiar face.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614033003 +0000" stop="20260614041357 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat the Rich - S09E01</title>
    <desc>In honor of Bobby Nash’s sacrifice, the 118 comes together to dedicate the firehouse in his memory. Meanwhile, when a billionaire tech giant is involved in a life-or-death emergency, the team must race to his aid.</desc>
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    <title>Spiraling - S09E02</title>
    <desc>As a geostorm ravages Earth, Athena and Hen's space mission teeters on the edge. On the ground, the 118 battles chaos when technology goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614045557 +0000" stop="20260614053903 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sky Is Falling - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Athena and Hen face increasing dangers in space as friends both near and far try to get them home safely. Meanwhile, the 118 continues to help victims of the geostorm and falling debris.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614053903 +0000" stop="20260614062147 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reentry - S09E04</title>
    <desc>As Athena and Hen navigate their way back home, Athena will be forced to confront what it means to live without Bobby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614062147 +0000" stop="20260614070442 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Día de los Muertos - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The 118's beliefs are put to the test as they respond to emergency calls involving a Jack-o'-lantern and a few more jump scares than they were expecting on Halloween.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614070442 +0000" stop="20260614074737 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family History - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Athena must revisit a painful part of her past when answering a call for help. Meanwhile, the 118 takes a big step forward.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Hen's attempts at keeping her mysterious health issues private are starting to impact more than just her physical well-being. Meanwhile, Buck and Ravi decide Eddie needs a night out on the town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612075304 +0000" stop="20260612081923 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612081923 +0000" stop="20260612084535 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612084535 +0000" stop="20260612091122 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612091122 +0000" stop="20260612093718 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612093718 +0000" stop="20260612100327 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612100327 +0000" stop="20260612102939 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612105552 +0000" stop="20260612112212 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612112212 +0000" stop="20260612114800 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612114800 +0000" stop="20260612121405 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612121405 +0000" stop="20260612124017 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612124017 +0000" stop="20260612130622 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612130622 +0000" stop="20260612133232 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612133232 +0000" stop="20260612135835 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612135835 +0000" stop="20260612142358 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612142358 +0000" stop="20260612145007 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612151600 +0000" stop="20260612154203 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612154203 +0000" stop="20260612160808 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612160808 +0000" stop="20260612163417 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612163417 +0000" stop="20260612170021 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202903 +0000" stop="20260612205515 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205515 +0000" stop="20260612212102 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612212102 +0000" stop="20260612214658 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612214658 +0000" stop="20260612221307 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612221307 +0000" stop="20260612223919 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612223919 +0000" stop="20260612230531 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612230531 +0000" stop="20260612233151 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002344 +0000" stop="20260613004956 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011602 +0000" stop="20260613014211 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014211 +0000" stop="20260613020815 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020815 +0000" stop="20260613023338 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023338 +0000" stop="20260613025947 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613032540 +0000" stop="20260613035143 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613035143 +0000" stop="20260613041748 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041748 +0000" stop="20260613044357 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044357 +0000" stop="20260613051001 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613074617 +0000" stop="20260613081224 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613081224 +0000" stop="20260613083843 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613093042 +0000" stop="20260613095638 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613102247 +0000" stop="20260613104859 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613132541 +0000" stop="20260613135151 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613135151 +0000" stop="20260613141754 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613153520 +0000" stop="20260613160123 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613195557 +0000" stop="20260613202204 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613202204 +0000" stop="20260613204823 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214022 +0000" stop="20260613220618 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613223227 +0000" stop="20260613225839 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613235111 +0000" stop="20260614001659 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614001659 +0000" stop="20260614004304 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614004304 +0000" stop="20260614010916 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614010916 +0000" stop="20260614013521 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614013521 +0000" stop="20260614020131 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614020131 +0000" stop="20260614022734 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614022734 +0000" stop="20260614025257 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614025257 +0000" stop="20260614031906 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614031906 +0000" stop="20260614034459 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034459 +0000" stop="20260614041102 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041102 +0000" stop="20260614043707 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043707 +0000" stop="20260614050316 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050316 +0000" stop="20260614052921 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614062058 +0000" stop="20260614064707 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064707 +0000" stop="20260614071317 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614073925 +0000" stop="20260614080537 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
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    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
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    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
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    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
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    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
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    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
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    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
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    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
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    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135005 +0000" stop="20260612141807 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612141807 +0000" stop="20260612144706 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612144706 +0000" stop="20260612151442 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612151442 +0000" stop="20260612154412 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161419 +0000" stop="20260612164334 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164334 +0000" stop="20260612171335 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612171335 +0000" stop="20260612174346 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612174346 +0000" stop="20260612181313 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181313 +0000" stop="20260612184152 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184152 +0000" stop="20260612191141 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612191141 +0000" stop="20260612194012 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194012 +0000" stop="20260612200934 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200934 +0000" stop="20260612203844 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203844 +0000" stop="20260612210729 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210729 +0000" stop="20260612213628 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213628 +0000" stop="20260612220327 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220327 +0000" stop="20260612223232 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612223232 +0000" stop="20260612230152 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612230152 +0000" stop="20260612233055 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233055 +0000" stop="20260612235938 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235938 +0000" stop="20260613002842 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002842 +0000" stop="20260613005826 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005826 +0000" stop="20260613012751 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613012751 +0000" stop="20260613015700 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613015700 +0000" stop="20260613022557 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022557 +0000" stop="20260613025502 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025502 +0000" stop="20260613032349 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032349 +0000" stop="20260613035059 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035059 +0000" stop="20260613041924 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041924 +0000" stop="20260613044846 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044846 +0000" stop="20260613051742 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613051742 +0000" stop="20260613054626 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054626 +0000" stop="20260613061555 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061555 +0000" stop="20260613064357 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064357 +0000" stop="20260613071256 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071256 +0000" stop="20260613074033 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613074033 +0000" stop="20260613081002 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081002 +0000" stop="20260613084009 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084009 +0000" stop="20260613090925 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090925 +0000" stop="20260613093925 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093925 +0000" stop="20260613100936 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100936 +0000" stop="20260613103903 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103903 +0000" stop="20260613110742 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110742 +0000" stop="20260613113731 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113731 +0000" stop="20260613120602 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120602 +0000" stop="20260613123524 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123524 +0000" stop="20260613130434 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130434 +0000" stop="20260613133320 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
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    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
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    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
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    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
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    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
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    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
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    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
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    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
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    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
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    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
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    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
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    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
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    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
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    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
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    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
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    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
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    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
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    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
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    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
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    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
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    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
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    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
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    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
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    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
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    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
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    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
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    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
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    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
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    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
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    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
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    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
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    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
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    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
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    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
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    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
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    <title>Ruth Carter: Costume Design - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A visual storyteller and frequent Spike Lee collaborator, Ruth E. Carter won an Oscar for her Afrofuturistic costume design for "Black Panther."</desc>
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    <title>Cas Holman: Design for Play - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As founder of toy company Heroes Will Rise, Cas Holman crafts tools and objects designed to inspire kids (and adults) to play creatively.</desc>
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    <title>Ian Spalter: Digital Product Design - S02E05</title>
    <desc>On the heels of leading influential projects for Nike and Instagram, Ian Spalter explains the process of experimenting with new product designs.</desc>
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    <title>Jonathan Hoefler: Typeface Design - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While researching vintage watches as inspiration for a new font, Jonathan Hoefler delves into his work for Apple, Obama's "Change" campaign and more.</desc>
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    <title>Christoph Niemann: Illustration - S01E01</title>
    <desc>From New Yorker covers to Instagram sketches, illustrator Christoph Niemann plays with abstraction and interactivity -- and questions authenticity.</desc>
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    <title>Tinker Hatfield: Footwear Design - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tinker Hatfield's background in architecture and athletics sparked his game-changing shoe designs for Nike, including the iconic Air Jordan series.</desc>
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    <title>Es Devlin: Stage Design - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Stage designer Es Devlin crafts evocative sets for concerts, operas, plays and runway shows using light, film, sculpture -- and even rain.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bjarke Ingels: Architecture - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Architect Bjarke Ingels unites function, fantasy and sustainability in “pragmatic utopian” designs like a clean power plant topped with a ski slope.</desc>
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    <title>Ralph Gilles: Automotive Design - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As Fiat Chrysler’s global head of design, Ralph Gilles steers the brand into the future with sleek new sports cars and a self-driving electric van.</desc>
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    <title>Paula Scher: Graphic Design - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Graphic designer Paula Scher paints with words, developing the visual language of iconic brands and institutions around the world.</desc>
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    <title>Platon: Photography - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Platon’s fearless portraits capture the souls of world leaders and ordinary people. A shoot with Gen. Colin Powell provides a window into his process.</desc>
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    <title>Ilse Crawford: Interior Design - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Interior designer Ilse Crawford creates spaces and objects that engage the senses and promote well-being, from high-end hotels to Ikea furniture.</desc>
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    <title>Olafur Eliasson: The Design of Art - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Olafur Eliasson creates sensory-rich immersive installations, including a lamp-lit sun at the Tate Modern and chunks of Arctic ice on city streets.</desc>
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    <title>Neri Oxman: Bio-Architecture - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Can we design our way out of an ecological crisis? At the MIT Media Lab, professor Neri Oxman cultivates new materials that emulate nature.</desc>
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    <title>Ruth Carter: Costume Design - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A visual storyteller and frequent Spike Lee collaborator, Ruth E. Carter won an Oscar for her Afrofuturistic costume design for "Black Panther."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612185255 +0000" stop="20260612193841 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cas Holman: Design for Play - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As founder of toy company Heroes Will Rise, Cas Holman crafts tools and objects designed to inspire kids (and adults) to play creatively.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193841 +0000" stop="20260612202456 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ian Spalter: Digital Product Design - S02E05</title>
    <desc>On the heels of leading influential projects for Nike and Instagram, Ian Spalter explains the process of experimenting with new product designs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202456 +0000" stop="20260612210841 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jonathan Hoefler: Typeface Design - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While researching vintage watches as inspiration for a new font, Jonathan Hoefler delves into his work for Apple, Obama's "Change" campaign and more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210841 +0000" stop="20260612215530 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christoph Niemann: Illustration - S01E01</title>
    <desc>From New Yorker covers to Instagram sketches, illustrator Christoph Niemann plays with abstraction and interactivity -- and questions authenticity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612215530 +0000" stop="20260612223716 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tinker Hatfield: Footwear Design - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tinker Hatfield's background in architecture and athletics sparked his game-changing shoe designs for Nike, including the iconic Air Jordan series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612223716 +0000" stop="20260612231936 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Es Devlin: Stage Design - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Stage designer Es Devlin crafts evocative sets for concerts, operas, plays and runway shows using light, film, sculpture -- and even rain.</desc>
  </programme>
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  </programme>
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  </programme>
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  </programme>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
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    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
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    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
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    <title>The Cycle of Life - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Earth’s largest rodent, life’s a beach. For mayflies, it lasts only one day. What counts isn’t quantity, but quality — and occasional cannibalism.</desc>
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    <title>H2 wOah - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bizarre dramas unfold in the world’s wet and wild oceans, including a leopard seal and a crustacean that team up to ruin an octopus's day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614044738 +0000" stop="20260614050728 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extremeliest - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The miraculous Jesus Christ lizard and goo-spewing bombardier beetle stand out among nature’s oldest, fastest and just plain kookiest creatures.</desc>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
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    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
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    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
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    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
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    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
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    <title>Mate Expectations - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Time to talk about the birds, the bees and all the other animals with strange mating rituals. When two scorpions make love, it’s anything but lovely.</desc>
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    <title>Guinea Pygmalion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When the family pet guinea pig swallows an eraser, Jim is forced to pay for an expensive operation.</desc>
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    <title>Hoosier Daddy - S06E04</title>
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    <title>Good Grief - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's beloved Uncle Donald dies, Jim takes over housekeeping, but soon starts to suspect that Cheryl is using him.</desc>
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    <title>All the Rage - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even.</desc>
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    <title>Cheryl Gone Wild - S06E07</title>
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    <title>Deliverance - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Dana gets into premature labor, and Ryan isn't able to come and deliver the baby because he is delivering a celebrity's baby, Jim has to be the one to deliver Dana's baby.</desc>
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    <title>Dino-Mite - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana allow Jim and Ryan to take care of the kids and baby Tanner while they are out, things get out of control. Jim takes everyone to the museum and everything goes great until the Tyrannosaurus Rex display ends up destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>Separate Ways - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Ryan is away, Dana and baby Tanner are staying at Jim and Cheryl's, until Jim starts complaining about the presence of the baby, so Cheryl wants him to stay at Andy's for a while. While Jim and Andy enjoy their male bonding, Cheryl and Dana are enjoying their time together too. At least, until Ryan returns.</desc>
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    <title>In Case of Jimergency - S06E11</title>
    <desc>After an argument with a claims representative about his bill, Jim's health insurance is canceled, and Jim decides to hide the truth from Cheryl, until she ends up sick and he gets her cold.</desc>
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    <title>Coach Jim - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Jim decides to toughen up his daughters basketball team and soon turns them from sweet and peaceful to an angry and aggressive basketball team.</desc>
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    <title>At-Bat - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad softball game advice to Kyle turns to be Jim's worst nightmare when an Ghost of Andy visits him to show him the Adult Kyle's life as a loser.</desc>
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    <title>What Lies Beneath - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, which causes headaches to Jim, because he bought a fake wedding ring as a replacement a long time ago so Cheryl wouldn't notice he lost it.</desc>
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    <title>The Grill II - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim end up in a war after Andy tries to sell him a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Devlin in Disguise - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After Tim and Cindy Devlin's sudden divorce announcement, Andy starts spending time with Cindy, which turns into a relationship, and an urge for Cheryl and Jim to break them up.</desc>
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    <title>Any Man of Mine - S06E17</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid attending another musical with Cheryl, Jim finds a gay man to accompany her.</desc>
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    <title>Jim's Birthday - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl throws Jim an unwanted surprise party for his 50th birthday, which Jim then sabotages, and then later reveals the real reason why he won't celebrate his birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Jim Almighty - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Crazed about the fact that Cheryl joined a dinner party club, Jim insults the very creator of women, God, who then gives Jim the power to try to do a better job, but Jim ends up making women behave like Jim would. Also, when Andy tries to make guys more like women, he turns himself and Jim into oversensitive girly guys.</desc>
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    <title>The Hot Wife - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl feels down when she can't use her sexuality to get a dinner table at a restaurant, so Jim tries to cheer her up by writing letter as a 'water delivery guy', but his plan soon makes Jim doubt if Cheryl is attracted to him or the delivery guy.</desc>
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    <title>Safety Last - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge during his morning jog, Jim is head-butted by a bull on a side road. While Cheryl learns that one can't anticipate every danger out there, Jim realizes that he's willing to do whatever it takes to make his family feel secure.</desc>
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    <title>The Perfect Fight - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home without the kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim's choice of pastries causes a spat which morphs into an all-out food fight. The next day they laugh off the night's argument; Jim is thrilled that they don't seem to have to talk things out. But then Andy, who's out for revenge on Jim for coaxing his kids to play pranks on him, counsels Cheryl to really dissect and analyze her marital arguments.</desc>
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    <title>Cheryl Goes to Florida - S07E05</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is out of town to take care of her mother, Jim has to take care of their kids, and he receives sympathy from a neighborhood mom. Soon, other moms start helping Jim, and he tells each one that she's the only help in the house.</desc>
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    <title>Ruby's First Date - S07E06</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is still out of town, Jim is having hard time dealing with Ruby's girl problems, so he assigns Dana to help her. However, when Dana tells Ruby to go out on a date with an older guy, Jim if forced to intervene, as he, Dana and Andy end up following Ruby to her date.</desc>
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    <title>Period Peace - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Ruby and Gracie can't seem to stop fighting, Jim is "forced" to read their diaries to determine the cause, only to realize that he needs to give out delicate motherly advice to them, while Cheryl is still away.</desc>
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    <title>The Rendezvous - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl returns home for a visit the kids end up occupying her time, so Jim decides to prepare a special date with her at the airport lounge, only to end up mistakenly arrested.</desc>
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    <title>Goodwill Hunting - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Without consulting with Cheryl, Jim transforms the garage into a cigar lounge and donates the kids' old clothes and furniture to charity. When Cheryl informs Jim that she is pregnant with twins, he is forced to retrieve all the stuff that he gave away, and has to deal with the fact that he is going to be a father of five.</desc>
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    <title>All Dolled Up - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jim is forced organize a doll-themed party for Gracie while Cheryl is on bed rest, but when Gracie admits that the only reason she agreed to the party was because she wanted to please her mother, Jim decides to turn the party into something totally else.</desc>
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    <title>Pregnancy Brain - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Jim finds a way to use Cheryl's forgetfulness (a.k.a. "the pregnancy brain") to his advantage by trying to convince her that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Ruby and Gracie.</desc>
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    <title>The Gift Certificate - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Andy didn't use the gift certificate that Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself with a nice meal, but soon Jim finds himself in an uncomfortable situation when Andy remembers the certificate and decides to invite Jim to join him for a meal.</desc>
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    <title>I Drink Your Milkshake - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jim makes a rule he believes to be the perfect cure for children's fights, but when he enters a discussion with Andy, the both end up on the same "tribunal system," fighting to prove who's right.</desc>
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    <title>The Chaperone - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Andy finally meets the perfect girl, but things get rough when he lets Jim babysit the woman's daughters, who then end up missing while Andy is having dinner with Emily.</desc>
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    <title>The Six-Week Curse - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Dana puts Andy under hypnosis to learn why all of his relationships don't last longer than six weeks. Upon learning that it's due to Andy's low self-esteem, Dana decides to boost up Andy's confidence, but she ends up making things worse when Andy starts flirting with other women while on a date with Emily.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612184704 +0000" stop="20260612190845 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheater - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl insists on playing a game that she somehow always wins, but Dana is aware of the fact that Cheryl is cheating.</desc>
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    <title>No Bedrest for the Wicked - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Jim anxiously awaits for the moment when Cheryl is off bedrest so she'd take over all the chores, but Dana urges him to let Cheryl rest until she goes into labor. After meeting Cheryl's gynecologist, Jim learns that Cheryl was already allowed to be more active, but she didn't tell him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612193027 +0000" stop="20260612195208 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil Went Down to Oak Park - S07E18</title>
    <desc>The Devil himself visits Jim to remind him of the deal they made years ago, when Jim promised to give away his fifth child if the Devil helped him win over Cheryl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612195208 +0000" stop="20260612201352 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blankie - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612201352 +0000" stop="20260612203531 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Best Friend - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612203531 +0000" stop="20260612205715 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jami McFame - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jim and his band win a chance to play for a child pop sensation Jami McFame, but when the star gives them an attitude, Jim decides to set her straight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612205715 +0000" stop="20260612211849 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Proposal - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.</desc>
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    <title>Two for the Money - S08E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl learns of Jim's plan to use their twins in a movie starring Steve Guttenberg to get some money for Christmas gifts, she refuses to let him do it, but Andy and Jim decide to go through with the plan anyway, only to have it backfire when the producers cut the kids hair to make them look alike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612214033 +0000" stop="20260612220219 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Boys - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Jim looks forward to a "guys only" weekend with Andy, but when Andy ends up dumped by Emily over a text message and when the guys stumble upon Emily's depressed ex husband, Jim decides to do his best to cheer up the guys and save what's left of their weekend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612220219 +0000" stop="20260612222404 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ego Boost - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is convinced that an old flame wants to get back with him until he realizes that she wants to hook up with Andy, leaving Jim with a bruised ego.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612222404 +0000" stop="20260612224520 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Yoga Bear - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes intrigued by Cheryl's raving about a yoga teacher so he decides to try out the class, only to end up impressed by the teacher. Both Jim and Cheryl end up taking separate private classes to relax from their busy family life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224520 +0000" stop="20260612230705 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kyle's Crush - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Jim prepares Kyle for his first "date" with Ruby's slightly older piano teacher, Mandy, whom Andy has fallen for and is secretly dating behind Kyle's back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612230705 +0000" stop="20260612232850 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meaningful Gift - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Andy, desperate to impress Mandy with the perfect birthday gift, turns to Jim for advice. Jim counsels against givivng fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to win her over. But Andy's recollection of what has meaning to Mandy is way off base, and instead of being pleased with the gift, she thinks he's cheating on her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612232850 +0000" stop="20260612235036 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Daddy Way - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and her friends, eager to get an afternoon away from the kids, arrange a "Daddy and Me" group for Jim and other dads with young kids at their home. Jim makes the best of a potentially boring situation by turning babysitting into a sporting event--staging baby races where the dads bet on their kids and drink beer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235036 +0000" stop="20260613001216 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physical Therapy - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Andy ends up injured after playing snow football with Jim, so Jim helps Andy make it seem like he had a freak accident because Andy was previously warned by his girlfriend not to play the game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613001216 +0000" stop="20260613003401 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooler One - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Jim attempts to look cool in the eyes of Ruby and her friends, until he realizes that he may be undermining Cheryl's authority due to his behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613003401 +0000" stop="20260613005547 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Jim - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad back has him on prescription pain pills which has him in an altered state and opens up an opportunity for the family to share information which usually would upset him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005547 +0000" stop="20260613011722 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Nerds - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Jim uses his passion for sports to connect with son Kyle. But sports-challenged Kyle identifies more with fellow sci-fi nerd Andy, forcing a reluctant Jim to dress up as a Cyclops at a sci-fi convention in order to win his son back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011722 +0000" stop="20260613013858 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Hate the High Road - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl forces Jim to donate time to charity. His reluctance turns to elation when he's rewarded with a thousand-dollar check for his efforts. Cheryl insists he return the check, but Jim is itching to buy himself somthing frivolous with the money. And to really test Cheryl's integrity, he spends the money on a pricey designer handbag for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613013858 +0000" stop="20260613020043 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamonds are a Ghoul's Best Friend - S08E17</title>
    <desc>It's Cheryl's birthday and Jim decides to buy her a diamond necklace. But in an attempt to save money, he buys the necklace from Andy's unreliable source and soon learns that it was taken off of a dead woman whose ghost now begins to haunt him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020043 +0000" stop="20260613022229 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven Opposed to Hell - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When Jim chokes on a shrimp puff, he dies and arrives at Heaven's gate. With Jim on trial to prove his selfless acts on earth, best friend Andy is summoned to heaven to defend him. As Jim attempts to prove his good works to God, his sister-in-law, Dana, represents the Devil, arguing that Jim's selfishness should mean a certain trip to hell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613022229 +0000" stop="20260613024428 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl are the perfect middle class American couple. Happily married, living in a suburban house with two adorable (but loud) little girls and a baby boy, they really can't complain much about life – except for those couple fights that neither one can ever let go, like the time Jim shut the car door on Cheryl. This time the problem is their daughter, whom Cheryl can't leave alone on her first week at kindergarten. Jim says it's because she's a woman and decides to take Ruby himself, but he also can't leave her behind. Things heat up when Cheryl discovers that not only has he been hiding it from her, but he also changed Ruby's school without talking to her. Meanwhile, Jim and Cheryl try to help Andy make up with his girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613024428 +0000" stop="20260613030613 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Nookie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find their romantic getaway to the Bahamas set to work out perfectly, with Dana babysitting the kids. However, at the last minute, Dana is not able to babysit. In the meantime, Andy becomes a little too obsessed with making the perfect treehouse for Grace and Ruby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613030613 +0000" stop="20260613032757 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Came Back - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's 15 year-old cat Mr. Feeney dies and she wants Jim to bury it on the backyard, but Jim desperately wants to go to the Bears game. He sticks the cat in the garage freezer, planning on burying it after the game, but Cheryl finds out before he comes home. She is hurt that Jim doesn't listen to her nor care about a cat that has been longer with her than anything in her current life. Jim, feeling guilty, provides a proper funeral for Mr. Feeney and gets her a brand new dog, which she doesn't like very much at first, but starts to accept it later.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032757 +0000" stop="20260613034935 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S01E04</title>
    <desc>On Jim and Cheryl's 10th Anniversary, Jim pays Dana to buy him an anniversary gift to give to Cheryl. However, Dana buys a beautiful and touching charm bracelet, going over the spending limit in the process, and Cheryl finds out that all her anniversary gifts over the past ten years were bought by Dana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034935 +0000" stop="20260613041100 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unruly Spirits - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween, and Cheryl has forbidden Gracie to go trick-or-treating. However, not wanting his daughter to miss out on the fun of the halloween spirit, he sneaks her out anyway. Meanwhile, Andy becomes convinced that he's being stalked by an ex-girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613041100 +0000" stop="20260613043036 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush (New Guy) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim sets Dana up with a guy so perfect that even Cheryl falls for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043036 +0000" stop="20260613045220 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl's Old Flame - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find themselves wondering if they've set too many rules for their household when they find themselves arguing over whether to put a TV in the girls' room, making Jim promise Cheryl not to ride his motorcycle, and Ruby then tells Jim that Cheryl has been smoking again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045220 +0000" stop="20260613051405 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Turkey Bowl - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's Thanksgiving and Jim and Andy are going bowling. Cheryl doesn't like the idea very much, so she sends the girls with him. Jim has a perfect game, but just when he was about to bowl his final strike, the power goes off and he is left with either waiting for it to return or giving up being perfect. Cheryl surprises him by bringing the Thanksgiving dinner to the alley so Jim's family and friends can witness his perfect game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613051405 +0000" stop="20260613053529 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Girlfriend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Andy has a new girlfriend, and Cheryl wants Jim to treat her nicely because not only is she Andy's first girlfriend sine Carrie, but also Ruby's piano teacher. During dinner, Alicia tells Jim she's a vegetarian, and not only that, but also a Peckers fan – a big insult to Jim. Alicia and Andy break up and get back together, but she keeps turning down invitations to have dinner at Jim and Cheryl's. The reason? She doesn't like being around Cheryl. Jim rubs it on her face until Cheryl confronts Alicia, who reveals it's only because she thinks Cheryl's too perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613053529 +0000" stop="20260613055714 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An According to Jiminy Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother is coming to visit them for Christmas and wants to stay at their house. Jim and Cheryl, however, prefer that she stayed at a hotel but don't know how to bring it up without insulting Maggie. After Jim tells Maggie that Cheryl wants her in a hotel, Maggie gives her grandma's pearl necklace to Dana. Cheryl's upset and goes to the airport to ask her mother' forgiveness, where she learns Dana only got the necklace because she doesn't have anyone in her life like Cheryl has Jim. Meanwhile, the girls think Andy is Santa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613055714 +0000" stop="20260613061858 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Word - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl leaves Jim in charge of their kids and some other kids who were there to play with the girls during a Bears game. The next day, one of the kids mom calls Cheryl saying her daughter dame home repeating a swearing she heard from Jim. Cheryl apologizes for him and Jim is insulted that she always automatically takes the other person's side. Cheryl apologizes, and not too later Grace repeats the exact same word. Jim decides to teach her not to repeat it by making her say it non stop until she can't say it again. It works. 5 days later, at Ruby's ballet presentation, she slips, falls and says the word, unmasking Jim's guilt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613061858 +0000" stop="20260613064042 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Model Behavior - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl agree to let Ruby model for a print ad as a one-time thing, but when the photographer calls her a natural, Jim gets Ruby an agent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064042 +0000" stop="20260613070206 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Money - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Cheryl decides to go behind Jim's back and loan Andy $1,000 for a downpayment on a new condo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070206 +0000" stop="20260613072351 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blow-Up - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl has a revealing photo of herself taken as a Valentine gift to Jim, he proudly shows it to all his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613072351 +0000" stop="20260613074535 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Racquetball - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl reminds Jim that she beat him at racquetball years ago, he claims he was only letting her win to gain her affections, so Cheryl challenges him to a no-holds-barred re-match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613074535 +0000" stop="20260613080719 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After Jim is diagnosed with high blood pressure, Cheryl decides to do everything to help him. She makes him special food, give him backrubs, and keeps asking about his day in order to free him from stress. But Jim doesn't know how to share so much and tells her an old financial problem of the firm. Cheryl stays up all night doing math to figure out a way out of the problem. Jim says she has a disease and is always trying to help people, which Cheryl responds with stop caring about him. In the end, they finally settle their issues when Jim says he loves her and would be a total mess without her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613080719 +0000" stop="20260613082837 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date Night - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While out for dinner and a movie, Jim loses a parking spot, and later loses Cheryl when he can't let go of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613082837 +0000" stop="20260613085011 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Boys - S01E18</title>
    <desc>It's Kyle and Andy's birthday, and Andy is feeling a little left out of his own special day. They decide to take him to a restaurant that serves a 4,5 lbs steak, and Jim offers to pay for the check because Cheryl isn't feeling equal to Dana, who's spending a lot of money on their kids. On the table, Dana says she doesn't mind paying the check because she makes more money than Jim, which enfuriates him. He buys a donkey for the girls so they can know he's the one they should go to if they want stuff (in this case, they wanted a poney, but "they'll never know the difference"), and it isn't until the donkey ruins a painting Dana bought for Kyle's room that they talk it out and settle their issues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613085011 +0000" stop="20260613091135 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Receipt - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When the new DVD player breaks, Jim must find the receipt in order to exchange it. He can't find it anywhere and blames Cheryl of losing it. She says he was the one who lost it, and in order to "win" the fight, Jim buys another DVD player and tells Cheryl he exchanged the broken one. Later, Dana shows up with the receipt, in which Cheryl wrote her a recipe, and Cheryl - after realizing it was her fault after all - burns it. They get into a fight but soon decide to drop the point scoring and just be happy again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613091135 +0000" stop="20260613093311 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Jim has a run-in with an old friend from his wild and crazy days who is now a cop. Jim sets out to prove he's not an 'old married guy' by staying out all night and partying. Unfortunately, this has bad consequences for both of them...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093311 +0000" stop="20260613095455 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl's Day Off - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Jim agrees to take the girls for the day while Cheryl and Dana go to a doctor's appointment. At the park, Jim leaves the girls with another mom and goes to the movies... where he's busted by Cheryl. Things go from bad to worse when he tries to retrieve the kids and can't remember who he left them with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613095455 +0000" stop="20260613101624 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Surprises - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jim plans a surprise party for Cheryl's birthday, but gets angry and cancels it when Dana spills the beans. To make it up to him, Cheryl plans a party for him... but he's too busy bowling to show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101624 +0000" stop="20260613103810 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Importance of Being Jim - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a digital camera from one of Dana's ex-boyfriends, and it comes with stored pictures of the woman he dumped Dana for. Cheryl thinks it will make Dana feel better if she saw how ugly the new girl is, but Jim simply deletes the pictures because they weren't important enough for him. They start a fight about what's important to each one of them and Cheryl hides his new camera. Jim tries to get back at her, unsuccessfully. When Kyle starts to take his first steps, the camera is nowhere to be found and the moment is lost forever. That's when Cheryl realizes her actions didn't do any good. They make up and agree on paying more attention to what's important to each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613103810 +0000" stop="20260613105957 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cars and Chicks - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dana needs to buy a new car and Cheryl offers to go with her, but Jim says chicks are no good buying car by themselves, because they'll get distracted with other less important things like mirrors or cup holders. Offended, Cheryl is determined to prove Jim wrong and actually gets Dana a car for a fair deal, but the car soon breaks down. Jim takes over the situation and goes down the dealership to manly handle the situation. The only thing he wasn't counting on was a very seductive female manager, who convinces Jim to trade in his minivan for a brand new sports car. Cheryl and Dana try to undo the deal, but they have no luck either. Jim and Andy return determined to overcome Gretchen's looks, but Mike Ditka's presence ruins it for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613105957 +0000" stop="20260613112146 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Monitor - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants to be friends with the new couple who just moved into the neighborhood. She has to be fast and do it before they talk to anyone else and get scared of them. After lending Janet the baby monitor, Cheryl schedules dinner with the new couple and has a hard time convincing Jim to go. When they get home back from the dinner, Cheryl is thrilled that it all went very well, and they're surprised when the baby monitor picks up Ted and Janet's conversation from their bedroom. The entire family gets addicted to eavesdropping on the couple, and Jim accidentally slips Ted's nickname for his penis. The new couple is outraged, and it takes Jim to make up a story about a homosexual experience he had in college to even the score and not lose their new friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613112146 +0000" stop="20260613114334 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pizza Boy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114334 +0000" stop="20260613120521 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Closet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Cheryl not to intrude his space in the bathroom sink and in their closet, claiming she takes up too much space, and worse, HIS space. Cheryl tries to do something about by getting rid of some of her stuff, but Dana tells her it's time for women everywhere to show men they also have a need for space. Therefore, instead of doing what Jim asked her to, Cheryl buys even more clothes to jam up the closet. As a revenge, Jim decides to decorate their room in his own way. That starts a feud between them, until Jim falls down from the attic on their bed, breaking through the ceiling. He tells Cheryl that he needs his own space, and not because her stuff annoys him, but because he has the need to feel safe from the world sometimes. They settle their feud and agree on respecting each other's spaces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613120521 +0000" stop="20260613122538 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punch &amp; Ruby - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim is taking the girls to their first Bears football game, and Cheryl asks him to be a good role model and try his best not to swear in front of them. At the game, Jim picks a fight with a Packers fan who was swearing in front of the girls, and the entire fight is televised, with Jim getting the nickname of "Packers Smacker". He finds glory with such nickname, but Cheryl doesn't like it at all. It only hits Jim the effects his actions might have on his children when Ruby hits Gracie in the nose. Jim has to have a talk with Ruby and hear Cheryl says that the next time he finds himself in a situation like on the football game, that he should just think what she would do and do it. But Jim finds redemption when Gracie refuses to eat sundae fudge because she thinks her butt's too big – something Cheryl was saying around the house not too long ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122538 +0000" stop="20260613124724 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dana gets selected to be on the reality show The Bachelor. At first she's sure her personality alone will be enough to entertain the guy, but Jim gives her advice on how to behave and what to say to the guy. Dana thinks he's full of crap, but after her date goes bad she tries Jim's recipe and scores a second date. She arranges with Cheryl to bring the bachelor over to their house for dinner, and Cheryl couldn't be more thrilled to be on national television with a remodeled house. Jim is also very proud that Dana only got so far thanks to him, but the situation quickly takes an unexpected turn when Jim accidentally overhears the bachelor saying Dana will be easy to bring to bed and then he'll dump her. Now he goes out of his way to save Dana and ends up scaring the guy away with stories about Dana being a psycho. Later he explains to her his behavior and says she'll meet someone who's good enough for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613124724 +0000" stop="20260613130911 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Disfigure - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cheryl drags Jim down to the church for the new reverend's mess, which is supposed to be "the next best thing". Jim sees some familiarity on him, and remembers he was the kid he played dodge-ball with back when they were kids. Jim also remembers that he threw the ball so hard at the guy he got a fat lip (and a funny nickname) for weeks (the nickname lasted for years). When Cheryl invites the reverend over for dinner, Jim freaks out, hoping he won't remember a thing. But Jim's hopes go down the drain when the reverend confronts him and later quits the church, giving his inability to forgive Jim as a reason. Feeling guilty, Jim apologizes and even takes on Gracie and Ruby's advice on offering Reverend Pierson a chance to throw a dodge-ball back at him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130911 +0000" stop="20260613133058 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving Confidential - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is thrilled when she is offered to be in charge of the set of the girls's Thanksgiving school play. She asks Jim to help her, and he's complaining they don't spend any time together because there's always someone around them. When they finally get alone on the set, they decide to be a little wild and do it behind the Plymouth rock. Unfortunately, Andy and the PTA president walk in on them. They promise to keep it quiet, but Jim and his big mouth brag about it with a divorced father who criticized married life. When Jim and Cheryl's sexual adventures are spread around the PTA board, Cheryl is fired from her set duties, and Jim, feeling guilty about it, stays up all night to finish the job for Cheryl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613133058 +0000" stop="20260613135245 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christmas Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim's feud with a neighbor may also prompt one with Cheryl, who preaches peace so they'll be invited to the neighbors' Christmas party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135245 +0000" stop="20260613141432 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brother-in-Law - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Eddie, a country musician who's dating Dana, comes between Jim and his brother-in-law Andy. After hearing Jim and Andy's band practice, Eddie invites them to perform with him at the House of Blues. The catch: Eddie plays keyboards instead of Andy. An excited Jim accepts anyway and hopes to keep the gig a secret from Andy, who, of course, finds out. Encouraged by his sisters, the left-out architect decides to even the score by exploring new business horizons-without his contractor-partner Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141432 +0000" stop="20260613143620 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moral Dilemma - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of a billing error on his credit card by using the windfall to treat Cheryl to an expensive romantic weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143620 +0000" stop="20260613145757 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Love Somebody (1) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's old friend Danny visits him, and brings his partner in crime, Laraine, with him. Cheryl and Dana offer to help Laraine pick out a dress for the police ball, and after realizing she has feelings for Danny, Cheryl convinces Jim to talk to Danny about asking her to the ball. Cheryl reveals to Jim that if it wasn't for Danny, they might never have gotten together, as they remember the time they met at a bar back in the 80's. But when Danny finally has the guts to talk to Laraine, he finds out that Andy already asked her out. Dana asks why can't she be Danny's date, since she made out with Cheryl's boyfriend the night she met Jim just so he would get out of the way. They all try to convince Andy to step aside what could be true love, but Andy reminds them of how he pretended to have a heart attack just so Jim would get rid of his girlfriend the night he met Cheryl. Finally, Andy agrees to help Danny and Laraine, as Jim and Cheryl conclude that despite all the help they got they still would have met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145757 +0000" stop="20260613151944 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Love Somebody (2) - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jim's old friend Danny visits him, and brings his partner in crime, Laraine, with him. Cheryl and Dana offer to help Laraine pick out a dress for the police ball, and after realizing she has feelings for Danny, Cheryl convinces Jim to talk to Danny about asking her to the ball. Cheryl reveals to Jim that if it wasn't for Danny, they might never have gotten together, as they remember the time they met at a bar back in the 80's. But when Danny finally has the guts to talk to Laraine, he finds out that Andy already asked her out. Dana asks why can't she be Danny's date, since she made out with Cheryl's boyfriend the night she met Jim just so he would get out of the way. They all try to convince Andy to step aside what could be true love, but Andy reminds them of how he pretended to have a heart attack just so Jim would get rid of his girlfriend the night he met Cheryl. Finally, Andy agrees to help Danny and Laraine, as Jim and Cheryl conclude that despite all the help they got they still would have met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151944 +0000" stop="20260613154126 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smell of Success - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest idea, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus, but he gets support from Andy, who builds the protoype, and Dana, who locates investors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154126 +0000" stop="20260613160313 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl gets sick on the day of Ruby's birthday party, Jim is stuck trying to entertain a house full of little girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160313 +0000" stop="20260613162426 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ring - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl run into his old girlfriend, Jim worries that Cheryl may find out the truth about his past when she invites the woman to dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162426 +0000" stop="20260613164542 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder Woman - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is mugged at the mall parking lot, but instead of calling the police she chases the guy and tackles him to get her purse bag. When she tells Jim what happened, he decides to get two killer German shepherd to guard her. Cheryl doesn't like the idea, especially because the dogs are trained in German. One night, when the girls and Kyle are sleeping over at Dana's, Jim and Cheryl get locked into the bathroom after they mistakenly order the dogs to attack them and don't know how to order them to stop. The solution? Give the dogs drowsy medication. After that, Jim and Cheryl acknowledge that they could actually lose each other and start being warmer with one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164542 +0000" stop="20260613170728 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pass - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's upset when a wealthy client, a former high school buddy of Jim's, makes a pass at her, but it's Jim's reaction that she's upset about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170728 +0000" stop="20260613172915 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Gets Fired - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Jim vociferously objects to the way Dana gets treated by her boss, he succeeds in getting her fired.  Meanwhile, Andy has problems with the plans for his birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172915 +0000" stop="20260613175102 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bo Diddley - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Cheryl has to have dental surgery and asks Jim to stay besides her the whole time because she's scared of dentists. While Cheryl is sedated, Andy shows up saying he met blues legend Bo Diddley and Jim decides to meet him too, leaving Cheryl unattended. There's no harm since she's sedated, he justifies. But Cheryl finds out when Bo Diddley sends Jim a thank you basket with edible goodies and Jim confesses. They have a fight and the next day Cheryl goes out to the movies, leaving Jim in charge of the kids. Coincidentally, tickets for Bo Diddley's concert arrive at the house, but Jim wonders if that's some of Cheryl's tests. He goes but changes his mind and return to his kids at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175102 +0000" stop="20260613181248 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deal with the Devlins - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Cheryl makes friends with another mom from the girls soccer team. The woman is sweet, yet a bit obnoxious. Jim is annoyed by her presence, but Cheryl insists on him being nice to her. Little by little, Cindy starts to get into their lives and tell them what to do and not to do. Jim ends up buying a hot tub from her husband, thinking that might drive them away, but instead it only pulls them closer. They show up unexpectedly on the tub, which is the final drop for Jim. He tells Cheryl it's time for her to come clean and confess to Cindy that they don't like her. Just when she finally does that, Cindy's husband offers Jim season tickets for the Bears. In order to undo the break up he asked Cheryl to do, Jim tells Cindy that Cheryl is under medication for mood swings and that he's willing to do them anything. They move in for a week, while Cheryl decides to take some time off at her sister's  "for mental health".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181248 +0000" stop="20260613183320 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Helmet - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Pretending to be a man for an online auction, Cheryl discovers that Jim is bidding on memorabilia instead of shopping for a new dryer, but Jim thinks he's found a kindred spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183320 +0000" stop="20260613185315 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Harm, No Fowl - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A trained bird flies into Andy's head in the backyard and Gracie adopts it as her bird pet, Daphne. The bird is driving everyone insane and they all can't wait to get rid of it, but unfortunately Gracie developed a deep emotional attachment to it. When someone leaves the window opened and the bird flies out in the middle of the night, Jim and Andy team up to go look for it at the park the next morning. When they spot the bird, their first reaction is not to tell Gracie, but Jim doesn't want to lie to his daughter anymore. Later, the real owner show up at the house and Gracie is forced to say goodbye to her feathered friend. Or is the thought of running away to Mexico more appealing than that?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185315 +0000" stop="20260613191432 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>About a Girl - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dana gets attention from a single father she meets in the park by pretending to be Ruby's mother.  Meanwhile, Cheryl requests that Jim exercise more often - as a special favor to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191432 +0000" stop="20260613193504 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom's Boyfriend - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is suspicious of her recently widowed mother's new fiance, but Jim and Andy think he's great.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193504 +0000" stop="20260613195617 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas, Baby (1) - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Jim and Andy are going to Vegas on a business trip and ask Dana to join them, since they need an extra help and she happens to be their "rabbit's foot" on gambling. Cheryl decides to join them and blackmails Jim when he says no at first. Cheryl has been secretly in touch with Jim's estranged sister Roxanne and plans for them to meet in Vegas. When they get there, Jim is not pleased to see his sister and tells Cheryl that no matter what she said he's sure she hasn't changed at all. Roxanne says she needs 2.000 dollars to start her business, which Jim takes as the first step on her plan, but Roxanne won't take either his or Cheryl's money. Instead, she gets it from her new husband: Andy, who has fallen head over heels for her and married her while the rest of the family was watching a show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195617 +0000" stop="20260613201803 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas, Baby (2) - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Andy is upset because no one approves or believes in his marriage to Roxanne. Jim goes to talk to her and walks in on her packing to run off with her ex boyfriend. He tries to stop her, unsuccessfully. Jim and Cheryl try to break the news to Andy before the business presentation, but he's so upset that he breaks down in tears on stage. While consoling Andy, Jim forgets about the foam hose and foam just floods the stage. Jim and Cheryl stroll in Las Vegas, glad that Andy is finally recovering from Roxanne and glad that their trip is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201803 +0000" stop="20260613203943 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Errand - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Jim finds out that Cheryl has been paying 7 dollars to have the groceries delivered to their house, he insists that he does the shopping himself in order to save that incredible amount of money. Once at the supermarket, he sees how married men are "domesticated" by their wives and decides to rebel against Cheryl by shopping everything but the items on the list. Cheryl decides to turn the table on Jim and he does the same, until they end up going to a formal party on robes and underwear with their bodies all painted with lipstick. Cheryl finally gives in and they settle on paying the delivery boy the seven dollars in order to spare the Spice Channel subscription.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613203943 +0000" stop="20260613210127 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Packer Ball - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jim is horrified when he sees his son Kyle with a green Packers ball. He tries by all means to change it for a Bears one, but the kid just can't let go of the green ball. Jim has nightmares about it and takes Kyle to his work in another attempt to get rid of the Packers ball. When he realizes there's nothing he can do about it, he does a little alteration on the ball so they can go to the Bears game peacefully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210127 +0000" stop="20260613212140 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Have a Bingo - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jim wrestles with his conscience after he cheats at a church fundraiser bingo game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212140 +0000" stop="20260613214324 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting to Know You - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl says a friend of hers got jewelry for his wife for no reason and Jim says he's probably cheating on her. After Cheryl takes it offensively that Jim won't buy her jewelry because he doesn't think he has to – after all, they are married and he isn't cheating – he goes out to shop for earrings, only to find out he knows nothing about Cheryl. After spending three days dedicating himself entirely to paying attention to Cheryl – with a bit of Andy's help – Jim finds out that Cheryl's friend was indeed cheating and they finally make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214324 +0000" stop="20260613220503 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lemonade Stand - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl encourage the girls to make a lemonade stand and raise money for their scooters. What was supposed to be a lesson about the value of the dollar turns into a racy competition among neighbors when Bill and his next door neighbor Driscoll set up little amusement parks in their years. Dana and Andy pitch in, while Cheryl tries to stay out of it – until she gets into a catfight with the neighbor's wife. Once the police is called in, Jim realizes he's lost the purpose of the lemonade stand and decides to give the girls the rest of the money for the scooters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220503 +0000" stop="20260613222637 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC's and 123's - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trying to lighten Ruby's homework load – and therefore look like he's helping her – Jim tells Ruby's teacher that Cheryl can't read.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613222637 +0000" stop="20260613224822 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Dates Jim - S03E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Cheryl is trying to host "the" party so she can own Halloween in the neighborhood. Dana brings in her newest date, Hank, who carries an awful lot of similarities to Jim. While refusing to admit she's dating Jim, Dana realizes the truth when she accidentally pinches Jim's butt thinking it was Hank. The next day she and Cheryl have a fight over the whole situation, which leaves it up to Jim and Andy to fix the friendship between the two sisters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224822 +0000" stop="20260613231006 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scary Movie - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim secretly takes them to see a scary movie. (ABC)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231006 +0000" stop="20260613233149 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Imaginary Friend - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim creates an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233149 +0000" stop="20260613235332 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paintball - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl cajoles Jim into attending a couples cooking class, which turns into a disaster, so she lets Jim pick out the next couples activity – paintball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235332 +0000" stop="20260614001511 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Empty Gesture - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl starts to feel taken for granted as she prepares Thanksgiving dinner. She suffers the ultimate insult when she gets stuck on the roof after retrieving her tablecloth that Jim had fashioned into a ghost for Halloween, and no one notices her absence until she unhooks the satellite. To apologize, Jim tells her that he, Dana and Andy will prepare the dinner. Jim never thinks that Cheryl, being the control freak that she is, would allow that to happen, so he doesn't make dinner. Unfortunately, neither does Cheryl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001511 +0000" stop="20260614003655 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rules of Engagement - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make amends for a big fight they had the night before-except Jim doesn't remember the fight at all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614003655 +0000" stop="20260614005840 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Santa - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dana admits to Cheryl that she can't afford to buy Jim a Christmas present, so Cheryl lets Dana put her name on one of the presents she bought for him. Dana innocently picks out Cheryl's big present to Jim, but when Jim is thrilled with the gift, Dana is ready to take all the credit for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614005840 +0000" stop="20260614012023 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House for Sale - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Devlins place a bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl, to their dismay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012023 +0000" stop="20260614014121 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Dates the Reverend - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Dana and Jim both covet their reverend - she for romance, he for the pastor's prowess at bowling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014121 +0000" stop="20260614020305 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Man - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl forbids Jim from throwing his cop friend Danny a bachelor party with beer and strippers. She fears that Danny will show up at his own wedding with a hangover – as Jim did at their wedding. Jim and his buddies decide to take Danny for a swim in bitter-cold Lake Michigan – forcing a hospital visit for Danny. The wedding morning, Danny stays in bed, moaning and groaning, and Cheryl frets, but the doctor assures everyone there's nothing wrong with him. Jim realizes Danny just has cold feet, so he tries to convince him to go through with his wedding to Laraine, a fellow cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614020305 +0000" stop="20260614022413 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Sings - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Cheryl tries to impress her boastful cousin Mindy by posing as the lead singer of Jim's band – even though she has a terrible voice. Jim agrees to perform at Mindy's engagement party with Cheryl playing the part in order to teach his wife a lesson about embellishment by making a fool of herself. However, when Mindy tells Jim that her fiancé, Eric, is a record producer, he must decide between telling Cheryl the truth and making a bad impression on Eric.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022413 +0000" stop="20260614024549 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish to Be a Star (1) - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Dana's first task at the ad agency is to cast the perfect TV family for a Disney cruise commercial. Cheryl and the kids get the job, but Dana's boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor in the role of "dad."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614024549 +0000" stop="20260614030640 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish to Be a Star (2) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030640 +0000" stop="20260614032825 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Crime, But Punishment - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032825 +0000" stop="20260614035008 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Jim's sister, Roxanne, shows up on his doorstep, pregnant, and lets Andy believe he's the father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614035008 +0000" stop="20260614041141 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's the Boss? - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Andy resents a wealthy client, but then decides to date her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041141 +0000" stop="20260614043324 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truck - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cheryl ask Jim to use his truck to transport a giant paper-mâché grizzly bear the girls made for "spirit week" to their school – except Jim just lost his truck in an arm wrestling match and, in a gesture of macho pride, refuses to ask for it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043324 +0000" stop="20260614045502 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Toilet - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Cheryl promises to take Jim's opinions seriously when she decides to remodel the bathroom, until Jim insists it include a hideous high-tech stainless steel toilet – that talks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614045502 +0000" stop="20260614051640 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trashed - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Pack rat Cheryl asks Jim to rent a storage unit to house seven years' worth of the kids' art projects, but Jim refuses to pay the fee, so he tosses everything out, thinking Cheryl won't notice – until she needs some of the projects for a special retirement party for Ruby's art teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051640 +0000" stop="20260614053823 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Marriage Bank - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Thinking it might get Cheryl to let him go on a fishing trip with Andy, Jim makes a "deposit" in the "marriage bank" by agreeing to go to a couples seminar with her. Jim's plans are foiled, however, when Dr. Ted, the marriage guru, declares the whole marriage bank mentality unhealthy and Cheryl learns Jim's real motives – so that Dr. Ted must intervene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614053823 +0000" stop="20260614060007 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everyone Gets Dumped - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614060007 +0000" stop="20260614062120 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Swimming Pool (1) - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool -- until she starts sneaking over on her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614062120 +0000" stop="20260614064234 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vast Difference (2) - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he's unable to admit he didn't go through with it</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064234 +0000" stop="20260614070348 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hole in One - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants Jim to give up his vices so he can get her pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070348 +0000" stop="20260614072520 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Effort - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl surprises Jim with a romantic evening, but it cuts into his planned TV boxing match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072520 +0000" stop="20260614074656 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grill - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074656 +0000" stop="20260614080833 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garage Door - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage, because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074020 +0000" stop="20260612080226 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080226 +0000" stop="20260612082441 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082441 +0000" stop="20260612084707 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084707 +0000" stop="20260612090917 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612090917 +0000" stop="20260612093129 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093129 +0000" stop="20260612095322 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095322 +0000" stop="20260612101545 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101545 +0000" stop="20260612103801 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103801 +0000" stop="20260612105909 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105909 +0000" stop="20260612112106 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112106 +0000" stop="20260612114329 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114329 +0000" stop="20260612120531 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612120531 +0000" stop="20260612122236 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122236 +0000" stop="20260612124005 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124005 +0000" stop="20260612125708 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125708 +0000" stop="20260612131407 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131407 +0000" stop="20260612133107 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133107 +0000" stop="20260612135343 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135343 +0000" stop="20260612141600 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612141600 +0000" stop="20260612143822 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143822 +0000" stop="20260612150042 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612150042 +0000" stop="20260612152304 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152304 +0000" stop="20260612154525 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612154525 +0000" stop="20260612160744 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612160744 +0000" stop="20260612163008 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163008 +0000" stop="20260612165230 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612165230 +0000" stop="20260612171453 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612171453 +0000" stop="20260612173716 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173716 +0000" stop="20260612180000 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612180000 +0000" stop="20260612182255 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612182255 +0000" stop="20260612184534 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184534 +0000" stop="20260612190809 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190809 +0000" stop="20260612193036 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193036 +0000" stop="20260612195312 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195312 +0000" stop="20260612201552 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201552 +0000" stop="20260612203814 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203814 +0000" stop="20260612210044 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210044 +0000" stop="20260612212321 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612212321 +0000" stop="20260612214600 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612214600 +0000" stop="20260612220829 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220829 +0000" stop="20260612223057 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612223057 +0000" stop="20260612225352 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612225352 +0000" stop="20260612231611 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612231611 +0000" stop="20260612233840 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233840 +0000" stop="20260613000102 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613000102 +0000" stop="20260613002324 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002324 +0000" stop="20260613004617 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613004617 +0000" stop="20260613010917 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613010917 +0000" stop="20260613013159 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013159 +0000" stop="20260613015421 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613015421 +0000" stop="20260613021641 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613021641 +0000" stop="20260613023902 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023902 +0000" stop="20260613030102 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030102 +0000" stop="20260613032318 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032318 +0000" stop="20260613034536 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034536 +0000" stop="20260613040758 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613040758 +0000" stop="20260613043010 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043010 +0000" stop="20260613045219 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045219 +0000" stop="20260613051440 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613051440 +0000" stop="20260613053644 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613053644 +0000" stop="20260613055854 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055854 +0000" stop="20260613062100 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062100 +0000" stop="20260613064315 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064315 +0000" stop="20260613070542 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070542 +0000" stop="20260613072752 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613072752 +0000" stop="20260613075003 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075003 +0000" stop="20260613081157 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081157 +0000" stop="20260613083419 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613083419 +0000" stop="20260613085636 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085636 +0000" stop="20260613091743 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091743 +0000" stop="20260613093941 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093941 +0000" stop="20260613100203 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100203 +0000" stop="20260613102406 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102406 +0000" stop="20260613104111 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104111 +0000" stop="20260613105839 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105839 +0000" stop="20260613111543 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111543 +0000" stop="20260613113242 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113242 +0000" stop="20260613114942 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114942 +0000" stop="20260613121217 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121217 +0000" stop="20260613123435 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123435 +0000" stop="20260613125656 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125656 +0000" stop="20260613131916 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131916 +0000" stop="20260613134138 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134138 +0000" stop="20260613140359 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140359 +0000" stop="20260613142619 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613142619 +0000" stop="20260613144842 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144842 +0000" stop="20260613151104 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151104 +0000" stop="20260613153328 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153328 +0000" stop="20260613155551 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155551 +0000" stop="20260613161834 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161834 +0000" stop="20260613164129 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164129 +0000" stop="20260613170408 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170408 +0000" stop="20260613172643 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172643 +0000" stop="20260613174911 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613174911 +0000" stop="20260613181146 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181146 +0000" stop="20260613183426 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183426 +0000" stop="20260613185649 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185649 +0000" stop="20260613191918 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191918 +0000" stop="20260613194155 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613194155 +0000" stop="20260613200435 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200435 +0000" stop="20260613202704 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202704 +0000" stop="20260613204931 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204931 +0000" stop="20260613211226 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211226 +0000" stop="20260613213446 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
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    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
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    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
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    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
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    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
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    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
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    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
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    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
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    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
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    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
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    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614011937 +0000" stop="20260614014152 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614014152 +0000" stop="20260614020411 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614020411 +0000" stop="20260614022632 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
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    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
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    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614031053 +0000" stop="20260614033314 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033314 +0000" stop="20260614035519 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041728 +0000" stop="20260614043935 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614050150 +0000" stop="20260614052416 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052416 +0000" stop="20260614054626 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054626 +0000" stop="20260614060837 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063031 +0000" stop="20260614065253 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065253 +0000" stop="20260614071510 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071510 +0000" stop="20260614073617 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614073617 +0000" stop="20260614075815 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075815 +0000" stop="20260614082038 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074627 +0000" stop="20260612080222 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081824 +0000" stop="20260612083418 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083418 +0000" stop="20260612085019 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085019 +0000" stop="20260612090611 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090611 +0000" stop="20260612092207 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092207 +0000" stop="20260612093800 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093800 +0000" stop="20260612095352 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095352 +0000" stop="20260612100945 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612100945 +0000" stop="20260612102537 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612102537 +0000" stop="20260612105511 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105511 +0000" stop="20260612111836 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612111836 +0000" stop="20260612114819 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114819 +0000" stop="20260612121730 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121730 +0000" stop="20260612124658 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124658 +0000" stop="20260612131658 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131658 +0000" stop="20260612134605 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134605 +0000" stop="20260612141536 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612141536 +0000" stop="20260612144115 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612144115 +0000" stop="20260612150653 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612150653 +0000" stop="20260612153234 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612153234 +0000" stop="20260612155811 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155811 +0000" stop="20260612162356 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612162356 +0000" stop="20260612164942 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164942 +0000" stop="20260612171539 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612171539 +0000" stop="20260612174120 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612174120 +0000" stop="20260612180659 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612180659 +0000" stop="20260612183238 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612183238 +0000" stop="20260612185819 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612185819 +0000" stop="20260612192407 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192407 +0000" stop="20260612194950 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194950 +0000" stop="20260612201545 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201545 +0000" stop="20260612203137 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203137 +0000" stop="20260612204740 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612204740 +0000" stop="20260612210332 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
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Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
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Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
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Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
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Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
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    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
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    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
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    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
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    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
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    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
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    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
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    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
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    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
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    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
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    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030810 +0000" stop="20260613032912 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032912 +0000" stop="20260613035345 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035345 +0000" stop="20260613041818 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041818 +0000" stop="20260613044253 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044253 +0000" stop="20260613050716 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050716 +0000" stop="20260613053148 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613053148 +0000" stop="20260613055620 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055620 +0000" stop="20260613062052 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062052 +0000" stop="20260613064525 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064525 +0000" stop="20260613070957 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070957 +0000" stop="20260613073430 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073430 +0000" stop="20260613075902 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075902 +0000" stop="20260613082335 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082335 +0000" stop="20260613084808 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084808 +0000" stop="20260613091240 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091240 +0000" stop="20260613093713 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093713 +0000" stop="20260613100145 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100145 +0000" stop="20260613102615 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102615 +0000" stop="20260613105048 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105048 +0000" stop="20260613111520 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111520 +0000" stop="20260613113953 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113953 +0000" stop="20260613120425 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120425 +0000" stop="20260613122858 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122858 +0000" stop="20260613125330 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125330 +0000" stop="20260613131803 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131803 +0000" stop="20260613134234 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134234 +0000" stop="20260613140708 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140708 +0000" stop="20260613143140 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143140 +0000" stop="20260613145612 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145612 +0000" stop="20260613152045 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152045 +0000" stop="20260613154517 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154517 +0000" stop="20260613160947 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160947 +0000" stop="20260613163417 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613163417 +0000" stop="20260613165847 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165847 +0000" stop="20260613172316 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172316 +0000" stop="20260613174746 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613174746 +0000" stop="20260613181217 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181217 +0000" stop="20260613183648 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183648 +0000" stop="20260613190117 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613190117 +0000" stop="20260613192548 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613192548 +0000" stop="20260613195017 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195017 +0000" stop="20260613201447 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201447 +0000" stop="20260613203919 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613203919 +0000" stop="20260613210351 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210351 +0000" stop="20260613212822 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212822 +0000" stop="20260613215252 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215252 +0000" stop="20260613221721 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613223821 +0000" stop="20260613225838 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225838 +0000" stop="20260613231909 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231909 +0000" stop="20260613233956 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233956 +0000" stop="20260614000041 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614000041 +0000" stop="20260614002142 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614002142 +0000" stop="20260614004232 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004232 +0000" stop="20260614010328 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010328 +0000" stop="20260614012431 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012431 +0000" stop="20260614014510 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014510 +0000" stop="20260614020612 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614020612 +0000" stop="20260614022715 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022715 +0000" stop="20260614024815 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614024815 +0000" stop="20260614030911 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030911 +0000" stop="20260614033013 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033013 +0000" stop="20260614035116 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614035116 +0000" stop="20260614041218 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041218 +0000" stop="20260614043321 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043321 +0000" stop="20260614045753 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614045753 +0000" stop="20260614052226 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052226 +0000" stop="20260614054701 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054701 +0000" stop="20260614061124 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061124 +0000" stop="20260614063557 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063557 +0000" stop="20260614070028 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070028 +0000" stop="20260614072500 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072500 +0000" stop="20260614074933 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074933 +0000" stop="20260614081405 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074011 +0000" stop="20260612080446 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen's Arrest - 484 - S05E16</title>
    <desc>A woman is arrested for shoplifting, on the way to the station she stops at a car and picks up her baby, then escapes from custody during a disruption at the station, later another call regarding a stolen baby involves their missing shoplifter, which leads to a disturbance call at an apartment complex during which they re-capture the shoplifter, and the apartment manager claims the woman's husband stole his car, and the woman claims the manager made an extortion call demanding $2000 for the baby. The officers pursue, then catch the man at a rail yard. Another call resulted in a brief hostage situation between Reed and the suspected B&amp;E of a warehouse; Reed manages to trick his way out and capture the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080446 +0000" stop="20260612082919 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are given a different police car which has 300 miles to go until retirement, and also inherit the problems--the car suddenly surges power, the glove compartment door constantly drops on Reed's knees, the water hose breaks while they are sneaking up on a prowler suspect who it turns out used to live there, a busted taillight prevents them from writing a ticket to a citizen whose car had the same problem, the distributor cap fails when trying to respond to another call, and finally, after capturing a suspect in a pursuit, the car's emergency brake fails and the unmanned car runs into a tree. Another call regarding warehouse activity (for the first time in eight years) results in the capture of a some burglary suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082919 +0000" stop="20260612085351 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Ground - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a car on a routine traffic stop and are taken hostage by two robbers escaping from their heist. The officers have to use all their skills to escape the situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085351 +0000" stop="20260612091824 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Watch - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Reed spends a Saturday night talking about buying a used car, during the watch the officers handle a possible DUI but the driver passes the field sobriety tests, a shooting during which a man kills his recently paroled son-in-law, a car stripper, trick a man into revealing his name after pulling him over for speeding and finding the car has over $900 of unpaid tickets, and two beatings at motels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612091824 +0000" stop="20260612094255 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspended - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Reed spends an evening on the firing range, then stops by a all-night grocery store. When Reed leaves, a man approaches him as if he knew him, then points out another man in a green Beetle holding a gun on the officer. Reed drops his groceries, pushes the man, jumps and fires at the man in the Beetle, hitting the car, but the man in the Beetle shot and hit his accomplice. The grocer swears he only heard one shot, and the accomplice gave a dying declaration that Reed was trigger-happy and shot him. Reed (as per standard procedure) is assigned desk duty until the Review Board completed its findings, but the accomplice's death makes it look more and more like Reed could face a murder charge until Malloy (along with his by-the-book replacement partner) locates the green Beetle after going through numerous DMV checks, and locates the other man, exonerating Reed with both the courts and the department, who cleared him in the shooting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612094255 +0000" stop="20260612100726 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fool and His Money - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy wins $10,000 in a women's shampoo naming contest and intends to buy a boat despite the rest of the squad suggesting he invest it, avalanches of mail offers, etc. Calls include an elderly male tenant complaining that a new elderly female tenant's Irish music is too loud, and the officers leave them together to "work it out", then a sniper wreaks havoc until he is shot trying to escape in a car, a reported theft turned out to be a broke man whose three wives stripped the expensive house he was in clean except for the stolen items, and a wino is killed by another wino for his new tennis shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612100726 +0000" stop="20260612103158 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy of a 415 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The officers spot a runaway young boy hiding in the woods and prepare to take him home. En route, they get a 415 (disturbance) call from the boy's address and find his mother and step-father quiet, and are warned by the officers. They return a second time with the couple throwing things at each other and is broken up. Officer Woods lets Malloy and Reed know he has tangled with them before. A third call to the same address forces the officers to send the husband to his sister's house, but he returns to the apartment and when he does, shots ring out just as the officers arrive for the fourth time. Other incidents include a man waiting for his wife encounters a girl who jumps into his cars offering him drugs and a man trying to break into his truck after his dog locked him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103158 +0000" stop="20260612105629 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Tabs - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a speeding car full of teenagers, including Sgt. MacDonald's son, and Malloy finds himself in the middle between father and son on how to handle it. Other calls include a burglar who tries to run up the fire escape unsuccessfully, complaints about a woman feeding ducks interrupting two men and a chess game; Malloy suggests she join them when she comments that they are poor chess players, two boyfriends fight at knifepoint over a woman, who leaves with a third man after the two combatants are arrested, and Reed has to save a drunk (played by Pat Buttram) who is trying to direct traffic at a busy intersection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105629 +0000" stop="20260612112102 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Rap - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Reed loses a case against a young car thief in juvenile court, who is later spotted in his dad's car. Later, a robbery leads to a high-speed pursuit which ends in a traffic accident; the teen car thief is killed in the crash. Other incidents include a girl whose boyfriend died from a heroin "hot shot", and she provides the name and address of his supplier, but the officers need more, so she buys drugs from the supplier and provides the serial number of the $10 bill she used to buy them. The officers stakeout the house and arrest the supplier. An elderly woman insists on being arrested rather than ticketed for a traffic violation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112102 +0000" stop="20260612114533 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbor Division - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy has to sell two ballet tickets after his date cancels on him and gets needled by the squad. The officers are patrolling the Harbor Division and handle calls for a boat owner overcharged for fuel by a dealer, pull over a driver with a suspicious box on top of his car, investigate a suspicious young couple, pull over an astrologer for reckless driving, and a drunk shooting from the crows nest of a ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114533 +0000" stop="20260612121003 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rampart Division - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed patrol an area of Los Angeles inhabited by a large retirement population. Calls include a purse snatching during which the suspect eluded capture, but was later found during routine patrol, a retired policeman turned security guard named George who wants to talk shop, an elderly man with multiple warrants for auto theft trying to break into a car in a church parking lot, a dispute between and elderly woman and man over her eviction and his offer to take her in, then arrest the woman when she begins smashing a car with a baseball bat, handle another dispute over $5, prevent a baby stroller from rolling into a lake, and a robbery during which George assisted in the capture of the suspects, then laments to the officers about being lonely due to all of his friends passing on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121003 +0000" stop="20260612123435 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foothill Division - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Sgt. MacDonald reported his camper was broken into with three fishing rods and a pair of custom-made cowboy boots missing, and offers two free steak dinners for their return. The officers come across another man with the same "one of a kind" boots that Mac lost. Cases include Malloy, Reed, and Mac riding horseback to locate three suspects in a break-in at a stable, later the station is under sniper fire, Malloy, Reed, and Air Ten assist in capturing the sniper, and Officer Wells (showing his rarely-seen compassionate side) takes up a collection for a couple and their cancer-stricken daughter to get to San Francisco, later Wells finds out he's been had as the "couple" were well-known con artists with a long rap sheet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612123435 +0000" stop="20260612125907 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>West Valley Division - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed notice an attractive woman walking her scottie when they get a call from Air Ten to assist with a motorcyclist who is also a potential firebug. They track the young man to his mother's house and the officers warn him about the pitfalls of arson. While the woman continues to walk her dog, the officers investigate a robbery at a movie theater where the manager and ticket taker are tied up; she lets them know a man on a gray motorcycle committed the crime, Malloy and Reed stop a gray motorcycle but the rider is a woman, they locate another motorcycle and catch the suspect after pursuit and the motorcycle crashing. The officers respond to another robbery at a department store where the security guard was shot and provides a dying declaration of who shot him, then Air Ten locates a possible suspect vehicle; the pursuit ends with two people just wanting to experience the thrill of a police chase. The Scottie dog is found tied up and the officers discover the woman is in reality a fur thief, and is arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125907 +0000" stop="20260612132336 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venice Division - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The officers investigate a woman nude sunbathing on the beach, with her "agent" begging for her arrest, later Reed arrests a man trying to steal coins from a phone booth, assist a motorcycle policeman in catching a dune buggy thief, a leotard-wearing woman who fears for her life after receiving obscene phone calls, later is attacked by the caller and the officers locate and arrest him, a wino that dies after eating dinner, and a low-speed pursuit of a jack-o-lantern.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612132336 +0000" stop="20260612134807 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Shot - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The officers pull over a car on a traffic violation and find the driver is Reno West, a cat burglar Malloy sent to prison four years previous, and Malloy is suspicious that West will resume his career, as he is found later at the library looking up likely articles to steal while investigating stolen books. Other cases include removal of an abandoned car, a robbery which turns to murder as the shopowner is killed, the suspect is chased into a tunnel where Reed is forced to kill him after a standoff, and a hostage situation involving a distraught man and his daughter; the officers are able to end the situation peaceably despite the man having a bead on Reed with his gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134807 +0000" stop="20260612141238 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van Nuys Division - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy returns from vacation sporting a mustache, prompting chuckles and guffaws from the squad. The officers then assist Air Ten in an airplane operated by a drunk pilot which crash-landed, and the police have to get the pilot out before he lights a cigarette which would have ignited the leaking gas coming from the plane, and rescue the pilot's son who required CPR. Reno West is suspected in the theft of some stamps from a mansion, a witness provides excellent descriptions of suspects involved in a jewelry store robbery, who is apprehended during a routine traffic stop, and a woman taking an alleged purse snatcher to the police station in her car rather than walk four miles to do so. Malloy shaves off the mustache when he has trouble trimming it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612141238 +0000" stop="20260612143708 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Division - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A rookie cop with a "know-it-all" attitude, Officer Barrett, presents problems for the officers on the force, including Officer Wells, Malloy and Reed. At the start of the episode -- after an academy demonstration of an arrest gone tragically wrong -- Barrett bungles the arrest of an elderly man suspected of holding up a bank. Officers Malloy and Wells verbally reprimand Barrett (who has apparently made similar mistakes before) about his latest mistakes, even though the old gent did not display a weapon (he simply presented a note to a teller requesting $1 million) and had a few screws loose. Near the end of the show, the officers must deal with a bomber who has planted an explosive device inside a cereal box at a local grocery store, with the bomb set to go off within the hour. After the officers corner the suspect (who holds another man at gunpoint) Barrett chokes when Reed orders the hot-dog rookie to arrest the suspect; Malloy eventually takes the man into custody. In the wrap-up,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143708 +0000" stop="20260612150139 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Reno West's burglary reign continues, and the Captain orders it stopped at all costs. Malloy and Reed find the veteran burglar at a gas station with a female companion and West is not too happy to see the police following him. Later West's friend's car is spotted at the scene of another burglary and despite Officer Wells blowing the stakeout, Malloy re-captures his old nemesis. Other cases include having to divert a vicious guard dog so the officers can save a 70 year old man in a diabetic coma, investigate a theft of a rare jade statue from a mansion, and a domestic dispute between a couple where it appears the wife is the abuser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612150139 +0000" stop="20260612152609 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Division - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy really likes the voice of the new dispatcher but when he meets her in person is dismayed to find she is married to the SWAT lieutenant. Cases handled include a hit-and-run which seriously injured a young girl, a synagogue who had their Hebrew-based typewriter and money stolen, a drunk woman sitting on a lawn who is spurned by her daughter when the officers take the drunk there, and while visiting T.J.'s wagon, T.J. clues them in on a disgruntled former painter who is planning revenge, and when the officers arrive at the studio shots are fired, two painters are injured; the SWAT team is brought in to rescue another painter and capture the shooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152609 +0000" stop="20260612155039 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Northeast Division - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Reed needs his TV repaired, and brings in his Boy Scout neighbor with a merit badge in electronics to work on it, but takes the entire TV apart and the squad is skeptical he can put it back together again. He does fix it--with a little help from a TV repairman. Cases involve pursuing a juvenile on a souped-up minibike, only to find he lives with his aunt after being orphaned and has no friends, a woman whom a neighbor thought had killed her husband after overhearing an argument and the woman digging in the backyard, only to find she was burying a dead chicken; a robbery committed by a long haired woman in high heels, whom Reed spots at a bus stop with shorter hair and no heels; a picket line at a store resolved when the lead picketer found out she went on a "computer date" with the store manager and he lied about his occupation; and a report made on a robbery turned out to be made by the actual robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155039 +0000" stop="20260612161512 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Shoe Fits - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Reed's shoes are being fixed and the replacements have a squeak that drives Malloy crazy. When he later returns to the shop to pick the shoes up, he notices a bank robbery which turns into a hostage situation. Malloy "gives in" by providing a car--with the doors locked and the robbers are apprehended. Other cases include a B&amp;E that was actually a husband destroying his furniture due to his wife leaving him and the country, a van pulled over for no brake lights and a driver with a negative attitude towards police, and Sgt. MacDonald sends the officers to a demolition site where a visually-impaired boy is hiding out. Malloy takes a crane to pluck the boy out of danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161512 +0000" stop="20260612163944 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southwest Division - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Responding to a dispute in a park, an elderly woman tries to stop a painter from selling a painting that she considers indecent. To resolve the issue (due to the seller needing a new permit and being short on money) Malloy buys the painting in question. Other calls include a man trying to retrieve a valuable nickel from a toy dispenser his son put in inadverently (and making the shop owner think he was trying to steal all the money); a potential "peeping tom" who is actually a liberated woman using a telescope to check meters to avoid dogs, a repo man trying to widen a door in a house he is trying to repossess furniture from, and an ex-football star who turned to robbery is captured in the very location he made his name--the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163944 +0000" stop="20260612170416 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Smell... - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Officer Woods return from a day of fishing, and the car smells like fish...which is aggravated when a disoriented woman who caused a lot of damage to a shop is put into 1-Adam-12 and she spills perfume in the back seat; she blames both her accidents in the shop and in the car on her "poltergeist". Numerous trips to the police garage fail to get the smells out. Other incidents include a mute woman informing the officers someone had broken into a church, and investigation shows the pastor got into the church because he forgot his keys and ID, and Woods (backing up Malloy and Reed) has to explain why he's missed church services, a kidnapping call that turns out to be a man picking up a drunk woman to take her home, and a boy whose bike was stolen by a big boy and was recovered when the boy's friends caught and held the big boy until the police arrived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612170416 +0000" stop="20260612172850 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in the Bank - S06E15</title>
    <desc>On patrol, Reed stops at his bank to do some personal banking and walks into an armed robbery in progress. The two robbers are experienced and take steps to make sure other officers won't storm the bank.
A suggestion by Malloy allows the suspects what they want: a getaway car, with the provision that the robbers let all hostages go except Reed.  Malloy hides in getaway car's trunk, with a portable radio to advise fellow officers of his position.
The suspects drive to a remote location to switch to another vehicle.  Thinking that they had accomplished in getting away unnoticed, the suspects order Reed out of the car with the intention of killing him.  Malloy calls Mac advising he has to act and kills one gunman while the other gives up, saving Reed's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612172850 +0000" stop="20260612175321 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>North Hollywood Division - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Reed is assigned to write an article about Malloy for Police Beat magazine for his partner's 10th anniversary in the LAPD, and is having trouble with the content. Calls include a gas station robbery with an unusual outcome, a domestic dispute involving a barking poodle, a woman tries to get her husband arrested and the plan backfires, and a pursuit with a liquor store robber ends with the suspect barricading himself in a garage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175321 +0000" stop="20260612181753 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking It Easy - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Reed is suffering from a wrist injury which puts him on desk duty, while Malloy has to break in a new rookie partner. Reed's day is far from routine as he has to handle a bomb threat that results in the evacuation of the station, and Officer Brinkman accidentally discharges his shotgun twice outside the station adding more tension, a young man wants to report misconduct by a police officer, an elderly man brings a shotgun into the station to drop off, Malloy brings in a group of children abandoned by their mother, and Malloy and his partner pursue a car into the police parking lot, where the suspects are arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181753 +0000" stop="20260612184224 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krash - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy gets a new car, and Reed gets to drive it, but the car is damaged while the officers chase and capture a purse snatcher. Sgt. MacDonald refers Malloy to his brother's autobody shop for repairs, with Malloy concerned about the cost (which turned out to be $20)--despite Reed's offer of covering 1/2 the price. Calls include a drunk man shooting arrows, a shop is held up and the shop owner suffers a heart attack and dies while the officers question him, and a robbery at a pharmacy where the suspect gets away in the back of a truck, which is tracked by a motorcycle officer and alerts Malloy and Reed, who apprehend the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184224 +0000" stop="20260612190655 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Routine Patrol - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Patrol begins with a drunk woman threatening a group of bar patrons with a gun, investigate the death of a mentally-impaired man which looks suspicious, and a group of carjackers who capture a cache of guns and go on a robbery spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190655 +0000" stop="20260612193130 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunburn - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Reed returns from an off-day with a uncomfortable full-body sunburn, which causes him problems throughout the watch. Calls include responding to a traffic accident, acting on a tip from an informant, the officers bust a drug dealer working out of abandoned homes, search for a robbery suspect based on a vehicle description, and assist in the rescue of two boys when their boat capsizes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193130 +0000" stop="20260612195601 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (1) - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are chosen to ride in Air-70 to observe how the LAPD's air patrol works. The chopper's cases include searching for two robbery suspects inside a high-rise building and tracking an escaping murder suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195601 +0000" stop="20260612202033 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (2) - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed take to separate helicopter units to continue their observations. The choppers assist in a stolen light plane from LAX by a distraught man, track two robbery suspects fleeing in separate cars, and assist in a nighttime house fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202033 +0000" stop="20260612204505 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L.A. International - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy, Reed, and Officer Woods are assigned airport duty at LAX, now equipped with closed-circuit cameras, which were used to observe a burglary in progress and apprehend the suspects before they could leave. An argument over a suitcase resulted in the discovery of drugs, another dispute involving an Army soldier and another man uncovers a scheme where the civilian took Japanese Yen from the soldier. A ticket clerk that catches Malloy's eye informs him of a man who bought tickets from her previously under a different name, which results in the breakup of a credit card theft ring, a runaway is escorted to security until his mother can pick him up, and a silent alarm at a toll gate results in the capture of a robber who was holding a hostage. As a reward for breaking up the credit card theft ring, the company invites Malloy and the ticket clerk to lunch--Reed is invited too but Malloy pays Reed (a week's worth of lunches) NOT to join the couple on the lunch date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612204505 +0000" stop="20260612210937 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clinic on 18th Street - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate the death of an old man wearing an unusual belt, which leads to the case being turned over to Frauds Division, who finds that Dr. Gantman, running a clinic, is treating a blind seven-year-old patient with a pituitary gland condition but his "treatment" is worthless and preventing a real treatment (removal of the gland). Later, a TV repairman who makes oscillator belts for Gantman is busted for bookmaking and agrees to testify against the doctor, but Gantman demonstrates his "treatment" in open court and fails miserably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210937 +0000" stop="20260612213435 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>A small in-stature boy seeks independence from his smothering mother and, as a result, gets in trouble with the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213435 +0000" stop="20260612215932 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy continues to deal with a rebellious youth by making him go to a summer camp where he is a counselor, while Reed hears a young woman's report about being molested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612215932 +0000" stop="20260612222405 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Work - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed become suspicious of a scam when they see the same witness and tow truck driver at different accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612222405 +0000" stop="20260612224837 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll Call - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Every officers worst nightmare comes true for Malloy &amp; Reed while on patrol:  Another officer radios in for 'officer needs help', but then doesn't respond when asked for their location.  Since there wasn't a call-sign associated with the call for help, no one knows who needs help.
The dispatcher then follows procedures and starts a division wide radio "roll-call" in order to account for every officer on patrol.  Malloy, Reed, and the rest of the division continue to answer calls even as they search and listen for their missing officer, hoping they can locate and assist him before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224837 +0000" stop="20260612231309 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspect Number One - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A strange request from an ex-con is delivered to Malloy: the former prisoner wants to go back to prison and will do whatever he has to do to get there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612231309 +0000" stop="20260612233740 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of View - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A holdup gone wrong leaves two robbers on a shopping center roof with a lady held hosting and Malloy and Reed trying to set her free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233740 +0000" stop="20260613000253 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Beware - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed join forces with Sgt. Gloria Tyler to search for an attacker and rapist of teen girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613000253 +0000" stop="20260613002723 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Force - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed search a neighborhood for a missing young girl wearing a red sweater.
During the canvassing of the neighborhood, Malloy &amp; Reed go door-to-door asking residents if they've seen the girl. While questioning one of the residents, Malloy looks past the resident into the house &amp; spots the girl's sweater on a sofa. A chase ensues with Malloy eventually catching the suspect, but when the suspect speaks tauntingly, Malloy loses his cool and roughs him up, and the suspect files a complaint for excessive force. Malloy realizes he now has to face disciplinary action for that one moment of rage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002723 +0000" stop="20260613005220 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alcohol - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed arrest a happy drunk who is quite entertaining until the happiness turns out to be a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005220 +0000" stop="20260613011719 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Credit Risk - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Reed applies for a credit card only to discover that he has been turned down because he is considered a bad credit risk. Reed fights to clear his credit history while Malloy offers advice in the interim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011719 +0000" stop="20260613014231 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy spend Christmas Eve on patrol, answering calls such as a man playing Christmas carols on the bagpipes, a stolen truck carrying radioactive materials, a man caught trying to steal gas from someone else's car, a liquor store robbery, and a rooftop sniper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014231 +0000" stop="20260613020702 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot Shot - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy, off duty, heads to the laundromat and finds a man using one of the dryers to dry a pillow case full of marijuana. This leads into an investigation into a possible marijuana ring with others trying the same trick. Back on patrol, Reed and Malloy also have to deal with a belligerent preacher, a neighbor dispute, and a lost child who can't speak a word of English.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020702 +0000" stop="20260613023213 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.T.A. - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed start looking at salvage yards after thefts of older cars begin to increase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023213 +0000" stop="20260613025725 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victim of the Crime - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Reeds gets blamed by a shopkeeper's daughter for the escape of a thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025725 +0000" stop="20260613032258 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pressure Point - S07E15</title>
    <desc>A nervous recruit named Ernie Sampson hides the fact that he stutters, imperiling Reed and Malloy when he fails to warn them about an armed robber who might ambush them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032258 +0000" stop="20260613034831 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady's Night - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Malloy and his girlfriend invite Reed and his wife on a rare night-on-the-town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034831 +0000" stop="20260613041342 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen with Gun - S07E17</title>
    <desc>A nervous homeowner who has been burglarized on time too many decides to buy a gun to protect himself and his home, but nearly shoots Officer Wells, who is responding to a prowler call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041342 +0000" stop="20260613043814 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow Up - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed set out to round up a horse thief after the owner of a riding academy is accused of stealing his own equines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043814 +0000" stop="20260613050312 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suicide - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed get dispatched to find a man who has told others he plans to kill himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050312 +0000" stop="20260613052837 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Action - S07E20</title>
    <desc>When Malloy fails to show up for an off-duty appointment, Reed retraces his partner's steps and finds out he has been kidnapped by a revolutionary group demanding the release of one of their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052837 +0000" stop="20260613055403 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gus Corbin - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy are called upon to train rookie officer Gus Corbin, but trouble ensues when Corbin starts taking unnecessary and often undue risks to apprehend suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055403 +0000" stop="20260613061929 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Hall - S07E22</title>
    <desc>A female office named Dana Hall feels she isn't being given enough worthy work and decides to prove herself to Reed and Malloy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061929 +0000" stop="20260613064502 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (1) - S07E23</title>
    <desc>When Reed is discouraged by the futility of his job, he volunteers to work on narcotics assignments for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064502 +0000" stop="20260613071033 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Worth Dying For (2) - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Following his recovery from being shot, Malloy returns to patrol only to find out that Reed - who earned the Medal of Valor for saving Malloy's life - may indeed take the investigator's exam, at the urging of his wife.  If Reed passes, he leave the patrol division, and Malloy for a desk job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071033 +0000" stop="20260613073528 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 001: The Impossible Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Pilot Episode:  Working out of a patrol car designated "Adam-12," Officers Malloy and Reed perform a typical day's work, which includes a high speed auto-chase, the capture of two robbers, and an emergency call to save a suffocating baby. Malloy decides to turn in his badge after his young partner was killed a few weeks earlier. But at the end of the shift, he comes around and decides that he can't let inexperienced Jim Reed loose on another officer, so he decides not to leave the force.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073528 +0000" stop="20260613080025 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 141: The Color TV Bandit - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed attempt to save two small victims of narcotic pills, and then pursue a long-sought burglary suspect in a foot chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080025 +0000" stop="20260613082520 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 011: It's Just a Little Dent, Isn't It? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed are involved in a high speed chase, a murder case and a family dispute as they work the P.M. watch. Reed worries all evening that the small dent in the fender he caused while backing the car up for fuel might lead to termination, since he is still on probation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082520 +0000" stop="20260613085014 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 131: Reed, the Dicks Have Their Job and We Have Ours - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed assist a young mother whose baby is threatened by a deranged man and they help a woman being harassed by a spiteful neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085014 +0000" stop="20260613091505 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 091: You're Not the First Guy's Had the Problem - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Officer Reed learns that a professional officer has to keep their emotions under control; even when confronted with an abusive drunk-driver, right after clearing an "officer down" call &amp; finding his close friend from the Academy critically wounded.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091505 +0000" stop="20260613093955 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 161: And You Want Me to Get Married! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed look for a robbery suspect, help a woman pinned under her crashed car and settle a family dispute, among other duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093955 +0000" stop="20260613100450 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 071: I Feel Like a Fool, Malloy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Among other calls, Officers Malloy and Reed answer a loud noise complaint and discover a teen-age babysitter in desperate need of help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100450 +0000" stop="20260613102946 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 072: El Presidente - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy teases Reed about calculating the cost of a new house while their first baby is still 6 months away. In the meantime they settle a domestic dispute between arguing neighbors, help a taxi driver that was just robbed, and a local man mistaken as the President by a group of rural Mexicans. Finally, they must arrest a psychotic shooter holed up in his house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102946 +0000" stop="20260613105441 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 101: Someone Stole My Lawn - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Reed gets Malloy to agree to an early dinner when his wife puts him on a low-cal diet. However, one after another event prevents them from going code 7 all night long. Events include the theft of a man's sod, stolen credit cards, and a suspected car theft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105441 +0000" stop="20260613111933 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 132: The Producer - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Reed tries to pawn off his new litter of puppies to co-workers, strangers, even victims. The officers work a silent alarm, rescue a boy with his head stuck in a fence, and track down a prowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111933 +0000" stop="20260613114428 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 111: Snake in the Trunk - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Officers Reed and Malloy have to break apart a couple of feuding neighbors, attempt to find a stolen car with a boa constrictor in the trunk, and effect a rescue of two people from a house on fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114428 +0000" stop="20260613120920 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 061: The Runaway - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When officers Reed and Malloy get to a communal house occupied by hippies, they find a young girl, who has run away from home, extremely sick from narcotic use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120920 +0000" stop="20260613123413 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 122: The Thief Who Stole Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>On Christmas eve Reed and Malloy make rounds distributing police department donation packages to needy families, and pull many heartstrings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123413 +0000" stop="20260613125902 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 081: The Long Walk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>After roll call, Reed and Malloy provide backup at a robbery, help a lost man return home, handle a call about a prowler, then respond to a silent alarm. Malloy demonstrates for Reed the importance of "officer presence".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125902 +0000" stop="20260613132356 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 032: Jimmy Eisley's Dealing Smack - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Reed volunteers to line up entertainment for the department party, just as Malloy needs to serve a subpoena on a famous singer. The team learns of a drug den from their informant and are handed the bust when detectives are too busy to look into it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613132356 +0000" stop="20260613134852 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 062: Grand Theft Horse? - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy assist park rangers in catching a horse thief, a homesick Texan who was high on drugs at the time. The officers then chase two gunmen in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134852 +0000" stop="20260613141346 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 033: It All Happened So Fast - S01E17</title>
    <desc>It's been a long night of patrol for Malloy and Reed. Just as the two tired officers are headed to the station to turn in for the night, shots are fired at the patrol car. In the blink of an eye, Reed kills whom he believes was the gunman. Back at the station, Reed undergoes a night of intensive questioning from the captain and lieutenant, as part of the superior officers' investigation into the incident. Much like the Dragnet episode, "The Shooting Board", this episode highlights how seriously the LAPD takes all officer-involved shootings. It also takes pains to show the difficulty most officers have when forced to take a life in the line of duty for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141346 +0000" stop="20260613143842 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 112: You Blew It - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy make a routine traffic stop on a motorist. Before the NCIC check is completed, the dispatcher broadcasts a domestic dispute call in the two officers' patrol area; Reed and Malloy take the call and let the motorist go. Bad choice; the lieutenant soon calls the two errant officers in to scold them. Turns out the motorist had warrants out for his arrest on robbery and weapons charges. Malloy and Reed then come up with and carry out an ultimately successful plan to nab the wanted criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143842 +0000" stop="20260613150339 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 051: A Jumper - Code Two - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Not long after an elderly woman insists that Reed and Malloy help adjust her television antenna, the officers are called to a high-rise hotel, where a suicidal man is determined to jump. Malloy incorrectly handles the situation and Mac harshly reprimands him the follow-up investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613150339 +0000" stop="20260613152834 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 073: I'm Still a Cop - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy is a part-time student at a local college, where he suddenly finds himself in the middle of of a riot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152834 +0000" stop="20260613155329 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 102: We Can't Just Walk Away from It - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A teenager is threatening to commit suicide and Malloy and Reed try to talk the troubled youth out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155329 +0000" stop="20260613161825 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 152: A Dead Cop Can't Help Anyone - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic disturbance, involving a man with a gun, with Officer Wells and his partner arrive on the scene as their backup. Not wanting to wait to follow proper procedure, Wells barges into the apartment, nearly getting shot to arrest the man. Afterwards, at the station, Wells brags about how criminals need to be put in their place and the police can't let them get away with anything. Concerned that rookie partner Reed may be picking up on Wells' habits, Malloy confronts Wells, telling him he is a negative influence on the younger officers and that, unless asked in the future, he is not to respond to their calls.
Back on patrol, Reed tells Malloy how impressed he was with Wells handling of the situation. Malloy tells Reed, that in that situation, a dead cop is no help to the public or their partner. However, Wells' reckless habits catch up with him, when on a similar call as earlier, he again rushes toward the front door of the residence and is shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161825 +0000" stop="20260613164320 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 012: He Was Trying to Kill Me - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A "child-left-alone" call turns up a horrifying case of child neglect. A 6-year-old girl is left home with her baby brother and both parents are unable to provide for their children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164320 +0000" stop="20260613170813 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 172: Boy, The Things You Do for the Job - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy writes a young woman a traffic ticket and then is bombarded with attention and affection, all of which he doesn't want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170813 +0000" stop="20260613173305 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 092: Tell Him He Pushed Back a Little Too Hard - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A couple of neighbors co-own a boat and continually fight over it so Malloy and Reed do their best to mediate this latest rift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173305 +0000" stop="20260613175758 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 022: So This Little Guy Goes Into This Bar - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed on patrol deal with a domestic dispute, the theft of a fur, and the noise from a loud party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175758 +0000" stop="20260613182306 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 015: Exactly One Hundred Yards - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed volunteer for the LAPD Olympics. There, they meet a youth who is in need of a positive role model.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613182306 +0000" stop="20260613184817 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 153: Find Me a Needle - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The "Mulholland Mauler" is the object of a department wide search and several cars are assigned to patrol 'lovers lane' but more than one suspect ends up matching the description. How do they smoke out the Mauler?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184817 +0000" stop="20260613191324 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 052: Good Cop: Handle with Care - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A pair of freelance reporters are determined to do a story on police brutality, and harass Reed and Malloy as their marks. The officers warn the reporters to cease their behavior, but they don't and they end up causing a tragedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191324 +0000" stop="20260613193831 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 023: Pig Is a Three Letter Word - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A pair of black hoodlums shoot and kill a respected black couple during a grocery store robbery. Reed and Malloy sent in to ward off a potential riot, knowing that given the heightened racial tensions, the wrong thing said could spark deadly violence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193831 +0000" stop="20260613200338 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 083: A Different Thing - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to investigate a hit-and-run incident that soon begins to look like a homicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200338 +0000" stop="20260613202847 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 103: A Sound Like Thunder - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed double date on their day off to a ghost town only to be confronted by a motor cycle gang. It takes their quick police instincts to save the day as Mrs Reed gets too close to delivering the baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202847 +0000" stop="20260613205354 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 063: Baby - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Reed foolishly comes to work on the same day his wife is admitted to the hospital to give birth to their child. Reed continually attempts to contact his hospitalized wife but is always foiled by crime, timing or incompetence. Malloy just tries to get through the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613205354 +0000" stop="20260613211904 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 093: Once a Junkie - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed begin to suspect that their street informant has returned to using and is committing crimes to support his habit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211904 +0000" stop="20260613214415 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 123: Courtroom - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A look at courtroom procedures, wherein a routine arrest on a traffic warrant uncovers a cache of narcotics. However, the suspect bases his defense that Reed was guilty of improper search and seizure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214415 +0000" stop="20260613220922 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 143: Cave - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a series of seemingly random thefts of odd items in a neighborhood.
This episode was filmed around the the streets of Sylmar LA
on Dronfield pl, Foothill Blvd, Sproule ave and on the the still under construction Foothill Freeway, The cave was in the Roxford st under pass next too the off ramp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220922 +0000" stop="20260613223431 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 142: As High as You Are - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed encounter a lion in an apartment building and investigate a break-in at a medical supply warehouse. Malloy fends off cop haters and maintains the peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613223431 +0000" stop="20260613225938 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 043: Hostage - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Two armed convicts holding up a diner shoot Malloy who entered innocently, and hold him and other civilians hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225938 +0000" stop="20260613232444 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 034: Astro - S02E13</title>
    <desc>LAPD incorporates a helicopter unit into their patrols which helps Malloy and Reed track down armed criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232444 +0000" stop="20260613234949 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 014: S.W.A.T. - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A rooftop sniper endangers the lives of people in a neighborhood, resulting in Malloy and Reed calling in the SWAT unit to secure the scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613234949 +0000" stop="20260614001457 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 064: Bottom of the Bottle - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alcohol related incidents and a suicide attempt keep Malloy and Reed busy on a Sunday afternoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001457 +0000" stop="20260614004004 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 054: Impersonation - S02E16</title>
    <desc>An investigator for the Rampart division is suspected of defrauding residents of their money. But is he really the guilty party, or is it a clever criminal who has assumed his identity?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004004 +0000" stop="20260614010512 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 024: A Rare Occasion - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed deal with a purse snatcher focused on being jailed in time for dinner, a young boy on drugs with his dealer out to kill him, while enduring worry and concern over two policemen friends hospitalized in critical care resulting from a crackup in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010512 +0000" stop="20260614013020 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 124: Airport - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a drunk who has stolen a plane for a joyride, look for a 17 year old runaway, receive a call for a 2-11 in progress where they encounter two armed robbers, and track down a stolen 3-ton safe containing $10k that was booby-trapped by the owner against safe crackers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614013020 +0000" stop="20260614015526 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 094: Vengeance - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed contend with an ambush aimed at them, search for a missing boy, track down a car thief who is being crushed by his loot, and deal with a recent parolee who has sworn revenge on Malloy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614015526 +0000" stop="20260614022034 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 104: The Bomb - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a theft from a company that cannot disclose what was stolen because it is classified. Another call to the mysterious company reveals a bomb resulting in an appearance of a two man bomb squad.</desc>
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    <title>Log 074: Light Duty - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are on front desk duty because Malloy has a busted hand. A rally at a college campus gets rowdy requiring Reed to assist, leaving Malloy at the station desk worrying about Reed. Malloy's shift isn't all quiet as he captures two criminals who come in looking to see if their partner has been captured and other characters from LA-LA land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614024541 +0000" stop="20260614031049 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 114: The Hero - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a fire where a young man, Lauro, saves a man trapped inside. When the police department and city wish to give him a citation, Lauro seems reluctant to receive it or any attention much to everyone's surprise. This raises questions in Malloy and Reed's minds so they pursue what is bothering Lauro. A concerned landlord reports suspicious in-activity from a tenant with heart trouble where Malloy and Reed arrive in time to give him CPR and save his life. Malloy attempts to keep his new hat clean, but finds it an impossibility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614031049 +0000" stop="20260614033556 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 134: Child Stealer - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Once Malloy and Reed get an aggressive dog out of the squad, they investigate the kidnapping of a child by its father, contend with an elderly miser who attempts to pay a bill with trading stamps, capture an escaped convict on a bus, and rescue a liquor delivery man from two serial van hijackers.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Log 144: Bank Robbery - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic abuse call where they become the abused. Later they become suspicious of a man whose apartment has been burglarized, help a man who found the stolen hood and front fenders of his VW on another car, and complete their day catching bank robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040105 +0000" stop="20260614042612 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 044: Attempted Bribery - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed prove they cannot and will not be bribed, no matter how good the offer, resulting in desperation from a young man charged with his third drunk driving offense. An elderly man admits mercy killing his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042612 +0000" stop="20260614045120 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 173: Shoplift - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed track down a kooky female shoplifter involved in a cult-type relationship with a ego-maniacal spiritualist weirdo. Malloy gets help tracking her down from an old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614045120 +0000" stop="20260614051629 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 174: Loan Sharks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When a courageous teen-ager who comes forward to testify against loan-sharking racketeers is abducted, Officers Malloy and Reed must find him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051629 +0000" stop="20260614054135 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 35: Easy Bare Rider - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed have to exercise all their wits when they encounter an amiable drunk driver who presents an unusual problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054135 +0000" stop="20260614060642 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 95: Purse Snatcher - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A teen-age purse snatcher thinks he can outwit the police and graduate to bigger crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614060642 +0000" stop="20260614063149 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 45: Bright Boy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An 11-year-old boy with a photographic memory assists Officers Malloy and Reed on a burglary case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063149 +0000" stop="20260614065658 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 65: Cigarettes, Cars and Wild, Wild Women - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy investigate a car theft ring, where pretty young women bait new car owners into giving them rides to a nearby convenience store (presumably to buy cigarettes). While the car owner is in the store, the women make off with their wheels. The cars are taken to a local chop shop, where they are disassembled for parts to be sold on the black market. As the officers make the arrests at the show's end, one of the women complains of being treated like "a common criminal," but Malloy refuses to give in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065658 +0000" stop="20260614072204 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 55: Missing Child - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed search for a missing child whose disappearance becomes increasingly serious as time passes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072204 +0000" stop="20260614074711 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 75: Have a Nice Weekend - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a series of robberies, an arson attempt and a violent argument.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074711 +0000" stop="20260614081211 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 105: Elegy for a Pig - S03E08</title>
    <desc>One of the finest episodes in the series' run, Malloy (who narrates this episode, Jack Webb-style) recalls the rainy night his previous on-duty partner was killed during a robbery. But Malloy's story goes much deeper, as he relates the life of the slain officer, confiding that the officer was more than just his partner, but a loyal and trusted best friend with a young family. Malloy also remembers how he met Reed and the early days of their relationship (before Malloy and Reed became a team). The opening and closing credits are shown over a black screen (in lieu of the usual sequences) without the music and with Jack Webb himself speaking, in apparent tribute to police officers who died in the line of duty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074354 +0000" stop="20260612080935 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080935 +0000" stop="20260612083452 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612083452 +0000" stop="20260612090032 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Favorite Charity - S01E29</title>
    <desc>There's a local charity auction being run by Mr Henson, and the Addams Family hears about it. He doesn't want their help, but they insist on donating items to it after Morticia complains that the attic is too full and needs cleaning out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090032 +0000" stop="20260612092600 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Progress and the Addams Family - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Henson has now been made city Commissioner, and he condemns the Addams Family house to evict them and build a freeway in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092600 +0000" stop="20260612095123 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095123 +0000" stop="20260612101707 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101707 +0000" stop="20260612104248 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104248 +0000" stop="20260612110832 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110832 +0000" stop="20260612113410 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612113410 +0000" stop="20260612115950 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115950 +0000" stop="20260612122530 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122530 +0000" stop="20260612125111 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125111 +0000" stop="20260612131648 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131648 +0000" stop="20260612134230 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134230 +0000" stop="20260612140810 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612140810 +0000" stop="20260612143351 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143351 +0000" stop="20260612145928 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612145928 +0000" stop="20260612152507 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152507 +0000" stop="20260612155045 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155045 +0000" stop="20260612161624 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161624 +0000" stop="20260612164151 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164151 +0000" stop="20260612170659 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612170659 +0000" stop="20260612173238 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173238 +0000" stop="20260612175818 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175818 +0000" stop="20260612182358 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612182358 +0000" stop="20260612184934 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184934 +0000" stop="20260612191513 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612191513 +0000" stop="20260612194052 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194052 +0000" stop="20260612200630 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200630 +0000" stop="20260612203108 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203108 +0000" stop="20260612205646 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205646 +0000" stop="20260612212215 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612212215 +0000" stop="20260612214745 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612214745 +0000" stop="20260612221324 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612221324 +0000" stop="20260612223802 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612223802 +0000" stop="20260612230342 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612230342 +0000" stop="20260612232921 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232921 +0000" stop="20260612235501 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235501 +0000" stop="20260613002040 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002040 +0000" stop="20260613004620 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613004620 +0000" stop="20260613011200 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011200 +0000" stop="20260613013739 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013739 +0000" stop="20260613020310 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020310 +0000" stop="20260613022848 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022848 +0000" stop="20260613025425 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025425 +0000" stop="20260613032004 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032004 +0000" stop="20260613034545 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034545 +0000" stop="20260613041116 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041116 +0000" stop="20260613043656 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043656 +0000" stop="20260613050237 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050237 +0000" stop="20260613052818 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052818 +0000" stop="20260613055359 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055359 +0000" stop="20260613061919 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061919 +0000" stop="20260613064451 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064451 +0000" stop="20260613071032 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071032 +0000" stop="20260613073612 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073612 +0000" stop="20260613080150 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080150 +0000" stop="20260613082725 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt arrives for a visit and settles into the attic. He's good at magic tricks, but restless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082725 +0000" stop="20260613085255 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family in Court - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Grandma's been telling fortunes as Madame Bovary, helped by Thing. She's even set up a tent in the living room. Morticia is appalled and wants her to stop. It's too late, though, as the police arrest her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085255 +0000" stop="20260613091833 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesia in the Addams Family - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gomez is juggling with his Indian clubs and hits himself on the head knocking himself unconscious. When he comes to, his personality has drastically changed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091833 +0000" stop="20260613094413 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094413 +0000" stop="20260613100952 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100952 +0000" stop="20260613103529 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103529 +0000" stop="20260613110059 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110059 +0000" stop="20260613112640 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112640 +0000" stop="20260613115157 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613115157 +0000" stop="20260613121737 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Favorite Charity - S01E29</title>
    <desc>There's a local charity auction being run by Mr Henson, and the Addams Family hears about it. He doesn't want their help, but they insist on donating items to it after Morticia complains that the attic is too full and needs cleaning out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121737 +0000" stop="20260613124305 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Progress and the Addams Family - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Henson has now been made city Commissioner, and he condemns the Addams Family house to evict them and build a freeway in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613124305 +0000" stop="20260613130828 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130828 +0000" stop="20260613133412 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133412 +0000" stop="20260613135954 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135954 +0000" stop="20260613142538 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613142538 +0000" stop="20260613145115 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145115 +0000" stop="20260613151655 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151655 +0000" stop="20260613154235 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154235 +0000" stop="20260613160816 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160816 +0000" stop="20260613163354 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613163354 +0000" stop="20260613165935 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165935 +0000" stop="20260613172515 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172515 +0000" stop="20260613175057 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175057 +0000" stop="20260613181633 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181633 +0000" stop="20260613184212 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184212 +0000" stop="20260613190750 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613190750 +0000" stop="20260613193330 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193330 +0000" stop="20260613195857 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195857 +0000" stop="20260613202405 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202405 +0000" stop="20260613204944 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204944 +0000" stop="20260613211523 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211523 +0000" stop="20260613214103 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214103 +0000" stop="20260613220640 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220640 +0000" stop="20260613223218 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613223218 +0000" stop="20260613225758 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225758 +0000" stop="20260613232335 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232335 +0000" stop="20260613234814 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613234814 +0000" stop="20260614001352 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001352 +0000" stop="20260614003920 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003920 +0000" stop="20260614010450 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010450 +0000" stop="20260614013029 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013029 +0000" stop="20260614015507 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015507 +0000" stop="20260614022047 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022047 +0000" stop="20260614024626 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614024626 +0000" stop="20260614031206 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614031206 +0000" stop="20260614033745 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033745 +0000" stop="20260614040325 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040325 +0000" stop="20260614042905 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042905 +0000" stop="20260614045444 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614045444 +0000" stop="20260614052016 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052016 +0000" stop="20260614054553 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054553 +0000" stop="20260614061130 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061130 +0000" stop="20260614063710 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063710 +0000" stop="20260614070251 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070251 +0000" stop="20260614072821 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072821 +0000" stop="20260614075402 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075402 +0000" stop="20260614081942 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075841 +0000" stop="20260612081709 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081709 +0000" stop="20260612083742 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083742 +0000" stop="20260612085543 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085543 +0000" stop="20260612091447 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612091447 +0000" stop="20260612093246 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093246 +0000" stop="20260612095301 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095301 +0000" stop="20260612101121 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>We Fixed a Truck - S05E39</title>
    <desc>Finn finds an old truck, and Jake calls Banana Man to help with the repairs. But when BMO stays up all night working on the truck, he hears on a spooky radio talk show that Princess Bubblegum is a reptilian replicant. Is it just another one of Starchy's crazy conspiracy theories, or a fact?</desc>
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    <title>Play Date - S05E40</title>
    <desc>Tired of babysitting Ice King, Finn and Jake call up an old friend to hang out with their annoying houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>The Pit - S05E41</title>
    <desc>Finn needs Lady Rainicorn's help to rescue Jake when he is kidnapped by Kee-Oth the Blood Demon.</desc>
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    <title>James - S05E42</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum are attacked by nasty goo monsters in the Desert of Wonders.</desc>
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    <title>Root Beer Guy - S05E43</title>
    <desc>Root Beer Guy works a boring job during the day and tries to write mystery stories at night. But his life is about to change when he witnesses Finn and Jake kidnapping Princess Bubblegum! There's only one problem: no one believes Root Beer Guy...</desc>
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    <title>Apple Wedding - S05E44</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig are celebrating the wedding of the year.</desc>
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    <title>Blade of Grass - S05E45</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake decide it's time for Finn to get a new sword. Finn reluctantly buys a grass sword from a mysterious old man, but the sword turns out to be cursed! And unfortunately for our hero, all sales are final.</desc>
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    <title>Rattleballs - S05E46</title>
    <desc>Finn practices his sword fighting skills at the candy junkyard, where he meets an old gumball robot named Rattleballs. To Finn's shock, he finds out he's not the master swordsman he thinks he is. What the what?! Finn begs Rattleballs to train him, but he soon discovers his mentor's deep, dark secret... a secret that will ultimately test Finn's loyalty to Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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    <title>The Red Throne - S05E47</title>
    <desc>When Flame King breaks out of his prison and takes over the Flame Kingdom again, Flame Princess turns to the one person she believes she can trust... Finn! But will Finn be able to put his feelings for Flame Princess aside long enough to help her reclaim her throne?</desc>
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    <title>Betty - S05E48</title>
    <desc>After a magic spell backfires, the Ice King reverts back to Simon, and seeks help from Finn, Jake, and Marceline in order to get Betty, his former fiancée, back.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Timing - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air when Lumpy Space Princess reconnects with an old classmate, but will her jealousy get in the way of finding true love?</desc>
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    <title>Lemonhope (1) - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Tired of all of Princess Bubblegum's talk about "responsibility," Lemonhope yearns for true freedom. So he sets off on the greatest adventure of his lemony life.</desc>
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    <title>Lemonhope (2) - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Though Lemonhope finds refuge from the desert with monster hunter Phlannel Boxingday, he might not be able to escape the ghosts of his past.</desc>
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    <title>Billy's Bucket List - S05E52</title>
    <desc>Finn finds the hero Billy's bucket list and decides to complete the unfinished items as a final tribute.</desc>
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    <title>Wake Up - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In order to find Finn's father, Finn and Jake must commit a cosmic crime...unless the Lich beats them to it.</desc>
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    <title>Escape From the Citadel - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake follow the Lich to the Citadel, where Finn meets his long lost dad. But just how far does the apple fall from the tree?</desc>
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    <title>James II - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover that Clone James has been faking his own death to collect medals. Now there are 25 Jameses running amok!</desc>
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    <title>The Tower - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Finn doesn't like any of the new arms the princesses give him, so he builds a tower into space to find his dad and get his old arm back. But are his hopes up a little too high?</desc>
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    <title>Sad Face - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Once a month, while Jake's asleep, his tail stretches out of the tree house to go work as a clown in a traveling bug circus.</desc>
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    <title>Breezy - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With a friendly bee named "Breezy" as his wingman, Finn decides to get back into the dating game.</desc>
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    <title>Food Chain - S06E07</title>
    <desc>On a field trip to the Candy Kingdom Museum of Natural History, Finn and Jake learn about the food chain by becoming the food chain!</desc>
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    <title>Furniture &amp; Meat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Big money problems send Finn and Jake to Wildberry Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612121143 +0000" stop="20260612122329 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Who Wanted Everything - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The beautiful and sensitive Lumpy Space Prince flees his cruel parents to start a new life.</desc>
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    <title>Something Big - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum must rally her forces when the Candy Kingdom is rocked by a massive assault.</desc>
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    <title>Little Brother - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Shelby is thrust into a new role after a party-related accident.</desc>
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    <title>Ocarina - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Fed up with Jake's antics, his son Kim Kil Whan takes action.</desc>
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    <title>Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ice King and a band of misfit wizards go on a mystical road trip.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Day - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It's Princess Day in Ooo! You know what that means? Yep, LSP and Marceline team up to prank Breakfast Princess!</desc>
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    <title>Nemesis - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A shadowy figure named Peace Master targets the Candy Kingdom elite.</desc>
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    <title>Joshua &amp; Margaret Investigations - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake's parents hunt an unearthly menace in the woods.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Fly - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jake and the tree house are haunted by a vengeful specter.</desc>
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    <title>Everything's Jake - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Jake finds himself trapped in a world made of himself.</desc>
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    <title>Is That You? - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Following an ally's memorial service, Jake begins acting strangely.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Brick - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jake wants to fulfill a bizarre lifelong ambition.</desc>
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    <title>Dentist - S06E21</title>
    <desc>When Finn's toothache gets too much to take, he has no choice but to go see dentist.</desc>
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    <title>The Cooler - S06E22</title>
    <desc>The Fire Kingdom is struck by a natural disaster and the Flame Princess seeks help from an unlikely ally.</desc>
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    <title>The Pajama War - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A Candy Kingdom slumber party devolves into panic when Finn and Princess Bubblegum vanish.</desc>
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    <title>Evergreen - S06E24</title>
    <desc>In a distant age, the wizard Evergreen quests to save the world.</desc>
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    <title>Astral Plane - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has an out-of-body experience that takes him all over Ooo and beyond.</desc>
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    <title>Gold Stars - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig's child, Sweet P, runs into trouble on his first day of school.</desc>
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    <title>The Visitor - S06E27</title>
    <desc>A vision leads Finn to a friendly civilization and a mysterious crash site.</desc>
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    <title>The Mountain - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Lemongrab and Finn go on an expedition through the Mountain of Matthew.</desc>
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    <title>Dark Purple - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong and her allies infiltrate the mysterious Super Porp factory.</desc>
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    <title>The Diary - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV discovers a lost diary and sets out to solve a decades-old mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Walnuts &amp; Rain - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble into two different holes and meet two different fates.</desc>
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    <title>Friends Forever - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Ice King has a plan to form a perfect circle of confidants.</desc>
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    <title>Jermaine - S06E33</title>
    <desc>After a chilling dream encounter, Finn &amp; Jake are determined to reconnect with their reclusive brother.</desc>
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    <title>Chips and Ice Cream - S06E34</title>
    <desc>BMO’s favorite artists find a new home in the treehouse</desc>
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    <title>Graybles 1000+ - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Marooned on an alien world, Cuber must rely on his bag of Graybles to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Hoots - S06E36</title>
    <desc>A charismatic stranger in Finn's dream leads Cosmic Owl to shirk his duties.</desc>
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    <title>Water Park Prank - S06E37</title>
    <desc>After rescuing Princess Orangutan from Daddy-sad-heads, Finn and Jake head to a post-apocalyptic water park for a day of fun.</desc>
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    <title>You Forgot Your Floaties - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake storm Magic Man's house to rescue his new apprentice.</desc>
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    <title>Be Sweet - S06E39</title>
    <desc>A fed up Lumpy Space Princess leaves the woods for a glamorous career in babysitting.</desc>
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    <title>Orgalorg - S06E40</title>
    <desc>After a walrus race accident, Gunther starts to experience strange visions.</desc>
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    <title>On the Lam - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Finn's dad Martin the Human fights for freedom on a strange new planet!</desc>
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    <title>Hot Diggity Doom - S06E42</title>
    <desc>It's election day in the Candy Kingdom but Princess Bubblegum's attention is diverted by a mysterious presence in the sky.</desc>
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    <title>The Comet - S06E43</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Orgalorg converge with the comet and meet their destiny.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnie and Neddy - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Under orders from the King of Ooo, Finn and Jake discover one of Ooo's greatest secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Varmints - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Bubblegum turns to Marceline for help when something threatens the citizens of her homestead.</desc>
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    <title>Cherry Cream Soda - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a visitor causes Cherry Cream Soda's life to fall flat.</desc>
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    <title>Mama Said - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The loyalty of Finn and Jake comes into question when the King of Ooo orders them to intercept a flying mushroom.</desc>
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    <title>Football - S07E05</title>
    <desc>BMO and Football decide upon a deal, but one of them cannot keep up their end of the bargain.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Marceline the Vampire Queen (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake hunt a shadowy predator and Marceline asks Princess Bubblegum for a favor.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Everything Stays (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Marceline looks back on her life on her last day.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Vamps About (3) - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Old foes surface from Marceline's past.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: The Empress Eyes (4) - S07E09</title>
    <desc>An old adversary targets the Ice Kingdom and Marceline has to save Simon.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: May I Come In? (5) - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The gang search for Vamps.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Take Her Back (6) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum searches for a cure for Marceline and Finn and Jake battle a vamp.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Checkmate (7) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Marceline's archenemy visits and makes an odd proposal right before battle.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: The Dark Cloud (8) - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The final confrontation begins.</desc>
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    <title>The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (1) - S07E14</title>
    <desc>It's BMO's birthday, and he gets to have his creator MO pay him a visit. Mo gives BMO a solo quest to go the factory and back.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Showers - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Viola tries to get a part in LSP's play, but gets made into LSP's personal assistant instead.</desc>
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    <title>Angel Face - S07E17</title>
    <desc>BMO convinces his friends to join him in a live action cowboy role-playing game.</desc>
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    <title>President Porpoise is Missing! - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to track down President Porpoise before Vice President Blowfish takes over.</desc>
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    <title>Blank-Eyed Girl - S07E19</title>
    <desc>One very spooky night, Finn and Jake come face-to-face with an urban myth.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Jubies - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, LSP and BMO seek shelter as they contend with some deadly weather.</desc>
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    <title>King's Ransom - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Ice King suffers a heartbreaking loss and it's up to Finn and Jake to find the culprit.</desc>
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    <title>Scamps - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Finn takes a group of at-risk Candy Kingdom youth on a camping trip they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Crossover - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake crossover into Farmworld Finn's dimension.</desc>
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    <title>The Hall of Egress - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Trapped and alone, Finn must unravel the riddle of the weird cave with no exit.</desc>
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    <title>Flute Spell - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has secret meetings with a powerful wizard.</desc>
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    <title>The Thin Yellow Line - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake infiltrate the Banana Guard ranks and stumble upon a conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>Broke His Crown - S08E01</title>
    <desc>When Ice King's magic crown goes haywire, Finn and Jake resort to extreme measures to help him.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Look - S08E02</title>
    <desc>At the top of Dead Mountain, Jake discovers a treasure that comes with a terrible price.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond the Grotto - S08E03</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a runaway Sea Lord, Finn and Jake are led down a whirlpool into a curious new land.</desc>
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    <title>Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV finds a hidden box and draws the attention of a super cool Rainicorn named Leigh.</desc>
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    <title>I Am a Sword - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Finn starts having guilt nightmares about his missing Finn Swords… but are the nightmares real?</desc>
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    <title>Bun Bun - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a special delivery for Cinnamon Bun to the Fire Kingdom but it may come with a dangerous cost.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613010948 +0000" stop="20260613012104 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Man - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Normal Man asks for Finn and Jake's help to rescue his brother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613012104 +0000" stop="20260613013204 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King digs up an item buried underneath the Ice Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613013204 +0000" stop="20260613014320 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Short Tables - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Fionna and Cake go on a cooking adventure to take Cake's art to a new level.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613014320 +0000" stop="20260613015420 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Hole - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Finn hears a mysterious song while judging a Battle of the Bands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613015420 +0000" stop="20260613020536 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy-Daughter Card Wars - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Jake needs his daughter's help in an underground Card Wars tourney to move on from his embarrassing past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613020536 +0000" stop="20260613021636 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Preboot - S08E12</title>
    <desc>During an excavation of human artifacts, Finn, Jake, and Susan are greeted by a mysterious new stranger who may hold the key to the past.</desc>
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    <title>Reboot - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on one of the fiercest enemies they've faced when a powerful ally goes rogue.</desc>
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    <title>Two Swords - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake contend with a mysterious, but familiar, new being.</desc>
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    <title>Do No Harm - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Finn makes amends at the Candy Hospital while Jake tries to connect with their unexpected houseguest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613025019 +0000" stop="20260613030144 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheels - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Kim Kil Whan is worried about his daughter's future and asks Jake for some parental advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613030144 +0000" stop="20260613031308 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Strangeness - S08E17</title>
    <desc>An otherworldly encounter puts Tree Trunks on the trail of a conspiracy in the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613031308 +0000" stop="20260613032433 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horse and Ball - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When disaster befalls James Baxter, it's up to Finn and Jake to help him pick up the pieces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613032433 +0000" stop="20260613033558 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jelly Beans Have Power - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum's scientific mind must wrestle with her Elemental magic potential when she's faced with a Crystal Entity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613033558 +0000" stop="20260613034722 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: The Invitation (1) - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious craft invades Ooo and Finn believes it may hold the secrets to his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Whipple the Happy Dragon (2) - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Susan set sail on a ocean voyage full of wonders and danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613035847 +0000" stop="20260613041011 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Mysterious Island (3) - S08E22</title>
    <desc>After waking up alone and shipwrecked, Finn investigates a bizarre island in search of his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613041011 +0000" stop="20260613042136 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Imaginary Resources (4) - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake travel to a land where reality has been redesigned and improved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613042136 +0000" stop="20260613043301 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Hide and Seek (5) - S08E24</title>
    <desc>While exploring some futuristic ruins, Susan sees glimpses of a familiar girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613043301 +0000" stop="20260613044426 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Min &amp; Marty (6) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>An unexpected revelation from Susan leads Finn closer to answers about his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613044426 +0000" stop="20260613045552 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: Helpers (7) - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends journey to a last refuge called Founders Island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613045552 +0000" stop="20260613050716 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Islands: The Light Cloud (8) - S08E27</title>
    <desc>Finn confronts the power behind Founders Island, but will he ever return home to Ooo?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613050716 +0000" stop="20260613051845 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orb - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO take a nap. A mysterious black orb in the sky begins to subject the three to strange dreams that quickly become nightmarish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613051845 +0000" stop="20260613053013 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Skyhooks (1) - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO return to Ooo and discover that the entire kingdom has been drastically transformed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613053013 +0000" stop="20260613054141 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elements: Bespoken For (2) - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ice King explains what happened while Finn and Jake were away.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Winter Light (3) - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Ice King travel to the Ice World and break through the large ice dome covering the center of the land.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Cloudy (4) - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jake tucks him and himself into a cloud.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Slime Central (5) - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake arrive in Slime Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Happy Warrior (6) - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Finn, Lumpy Space Princess, and Gunter arrive in Fire Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Hero Heart (7) - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess chases Finn. Ice King and Betty try to intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Skyhooks II (8) - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ice King accidentally causes Betty to get transported to Mars. Lumpy Space Princess rescues Finn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613065034 +0000" stop="20260613070203 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abstract - S09E10</title>
    <desc>After Jake has a bizarre dream about Jermaine painting abstract art, he decides to go look for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ketchup - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Marceline is unexpectedly visited by BMO, and asks BMO to download a USB drive.</desc>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake and Fionna - S09E12</title>
    <desc>At a Fionna and Cake book reading by Ice King, an old woman claiming to be Fionna arrives with a tape of an early Fionna and Cake adventure. Ice King is enamored and invites her to stay with him.</desc>
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    <title>Whispers - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Fern encounter Sweet P, who was running away from home after having a nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Three Buckets - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Fern reveals his ability to change his appearance to look just like Finn. Impressed, Finn joins Fern to a dungeon hidden away in a mountain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613074800 +0000" stop="20260613075926 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild Hunt - S10E01</title>
    <desc>A fierce creature is terrorizing the Candy Kingdom but before Finn can slay the beast, he must first overcome a guilty conscience.</desc>
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    <title>Always BMO Closing - S10E02</title>
    <desc>BMO and Ice King hit the road as door to door salesmen and stumble upon an irresistible opportunity.</desc>
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    <title>Son of Rap Bear - S10E03</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess is coaxed into a high stakes battle against the indomitable Son of Rap Bear, Finn must help her search for a new strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Bonnibel Bubblegum - S10E04</title>
    <desc>A long lost artifact causes Princess Bubblegum to harken back to the creation of the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613083343 +0000" stop="20260613084508 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seventeen - S10E05</title>
    <desc>A mysterious knight crashes Finn's birthday bash and presents him with a dangerous gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613084508 +0000" stop="20260613085633 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring of Fire - S10E06</title>
    <desc>When an old flame comes calling on urgent business, Tree Trunks reconsiders both her wild past and her tranquil present.</desc>
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    <title>Marcy &amp; Hunson - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Hunson Abadeer returns to Ooo to bond with his daughter Marceline, but will he be able to prove he's changed his soul-sucking ways?</desc>
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    <title>The First Investigation - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are tasked with investigating reports of a haunting at Joshua and Margaret's old office.</desc>
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    <title>Blenanas - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Finn's latest literary work meets with only derision, so he sets out to prove all the naysayers wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Jake the Starchild - S10E10</title>
    <desc>In order to fulfill his grand destiny, Jake is spirited away by a strangely familiar shape-shifting alien.</desc>
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    <title>Temple of Mars - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Searching for answers on Mars, Finn and Jermaine discover that they must first survive a cunning Martian mental trap.</desc>
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    <title>Gumbaldia - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake, as ambassadors of the Candy Kingdom, travel to a powerful new city-state in a last ditch effort to stave off war.</desc>
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    <title>Come Along With Me - S10E13</title>
    <desc>BMO narrates the Great Gum War in which Princess Bubblegum, Finn, Jake, Lady Rainicorn, Marceline, Flame Princess, Lemongrab, Huntress Wizard and Lumpy Space Princess band together to battle Gumbald and his army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613104950 +0000" stop="20260613110141 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party Panic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Princess Bubblegum must protect the Candy Kingdom from a horde of candy zombies they accidentally created.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613110141 +0000" stop="20260613111336 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in Lumpy Space - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Finn must travel to Lumpy Space to find a cure that will save Jake, who was accidentally bitten by Lumpy Space Princess at a tea party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613111336 +0000" stop="20260613112536 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoners of Love - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When the Ice King kidnaps a number of princesses he sees as potential brides, Finn and Jake team with the prisoners to set everybody free.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613112536 +0000" stop="20260613113734 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tree Trunks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake join Tree Trunks in search for the rare Crystal Gem Apple, but question whether Tree Trunks has what it takes to adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613113734 +0000" stop="20260613114926 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enchiridion! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go on a quest for a magical book that would prove them worthy of being righteous heroes.</desc>
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    <title>The Jiggler - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A jiggly creature attracted by Finn's auto-tuned singing follows Finn and Jake home but soon feels ill effects of separation from its family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613120108 +0000" stop="20260613121303 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricardio the Heart Guy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a Heart Guy named Ricardio comes to Candy Kingdom, Finn gets really jealous and finds a way to get him out of the Land of Ooo.</desc>
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    <title>Business Time - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Finn and Jake discover a group of businessmen frozen in an iceberg, the duo thaws them and hires them to help with their adventures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613122455 +0000" stop="20260613123650 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Two Favorite People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jake's plan to spend time with both Lady Rainicorn and Finn backfires.</desc>
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    <title>Memories of Boom Boom Mountain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Finn reflects on an upsetting experience in his past and pledges to help everyone in town, but this proves more difficult than imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Wizard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake temporarily get magic powers from an evil wizard, but are tricked into helping stop a comet.</desc>
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    <title>Evicted! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake search the land of Ooo for a new home after Marceline claims the duo's treehouse as her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613131230 +0000" stop="20260613132424 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City of Thieves - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go off to face a thief king who has been stealing from little girls.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch's Garden - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake consider breaking up after a witch strips Jake of his powers.</desc>
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    <title>What is Life? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a pie-throwing robot to life, but the machine begins to long for a more fulfilling existence.</desc>
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    <title>Ocean of Fear - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Finn struggles to overcome his fear of the ocean.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613135951 +0000" stop="20260613141144 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Wedding Bells Thaw - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Ice King gets married but not before he convinces Finn and Jake to throw him a manlorette party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613141144 +0000" stop="20260613142342 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Finn's headstrong decision to explore a dungeon in defiance of Jake's warnings leads to a dangerous escapade.</desc>
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    <title>The Duke - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Finn must tell the truth when he accidentally turns Princess Bubblegum bald and green and blames the Duke of Nuts.</desc>
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    <title>Freak City - S01E20</title>
    <desc>After being transformed into a foot, Finn joins forces with a band of misfits to make things right.</desc>
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    <title>Donny - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to help an obnoxious grass ogre named Donny develop better social skills, only to find out Donny's jerky behavior protects the house people from the why-wolves, which eat the house people.</desc>
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    <title>Henchman - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After seeing Marceline the vampire queen torment an elderly henchman, Finn steps in to be her new henchman, doing whatever he is told to do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613151127 +0000" stop="20260613152323 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainy Day Daydream - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Stuck inside the treehouse due to a knife storm, Finn and Jake use their imagination to pass the time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613152323 +0000" stop="20260613153512 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Have You Done? - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake capture the Ice King as their prisoner, but feel guilty when unable to explain the wrongs he committed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613153512 +0000" stop="20260613154710 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Hero - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The great warrior Billy inspires Finn and Jake to practice nonviolence, but the duo finds it difficult to resist old ways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613154710 +0000" stop="20260613155906 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gut Grinder - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When the Fluffy People's gold has been devoured by a culprit only known as "The Gut Grinder", Finn and Jake team up to find him with his tracks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613155906 +0000" stop="20260613161051 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Came from the Nightosphere - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Marceline's evil father goes on a soul-sucking rampage after Finn and Marceline accidentally release him from the Nightosphere.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613161051 +0000" stop="20260613162237 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eyes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake try to rid themselves of a weird horse that creeps them out.</desc>
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    <title>Loyalty to the King - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are excited to meet the Nice King who has come to Ooo. They soon realize that he looks suspiciously like someone else they know; the Ice King.</desc>
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    <title>Blood Under the Skin - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets a splinter on his finger, he wants to get the best armor. In order to receive it, he must go on a quest to get the Magical Armor of Zelderon and survive one embarrassing situation after another.</desc>
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    <title>Storytelling - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jake is sick and demands to hear a good story full of romance, fighting and suspense.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake agree to help a snail named Snorlock find a girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Power Animal - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Finn is captured by gnomes who want to use his energy to power their infernal machines, and it's up to Jake to stay focused and rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Crystals Have Power - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jake takes a pledge of nonviolence just before Finn is kidnapped by outlaws from the crystalline dimension.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Tarts - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Finn choses to cross the Desert of Doom to deliver the royal tarts to the annual back rubbing ceremony.</desc>
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    <title>To Cut a Woman's Hair - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A tree witch demands a lock of princess hair else Jake will be sucked into her bottomless bottom.</desc>
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    <title>The Chamber of Frozen Blades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Whilst the Ice King goes out to take Gunther to the hospital, Finn and Jake decide to sneak inside his lair and flex their ninja skills.</desc>
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    <title>Her Parents - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn is in danger when he promises to meet with her parents, as both species had a long history of war with each other. However, thanks to Jake's shape-shifting powers, they mistake the dog as one of their own, but for how long?</desc>
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    <title>The Pods - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover a box containing three beans. Planting them causes three pods to grow. Two of them are good and one is evil, but which is which?</desc>
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    <title>The Silent King - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After defeating a evil king of goblins, Finn finds himself crowned as their new king. Unfortunately, he's unable to do anything for them due to the rules of the previous king including defending the goblins from the previous king.</desc>
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    <title>The Real You - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Finn has to give a speech at Princess Bubblegum's science barbecue and seeks a quick fix to make himself smarter.</desc>
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    <title>Guardians of Sunshine - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake get sucked into one of BMO's games and they have to defeat all three of his bosses.</desc>
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    <title>Death in Bloom - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After killing Princess Bubblegum's plant when left to take care of it, Finn and Jake make a trip to the Land of the Dead in order to get its soul back.</desc>
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    <title>Susan Strong - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Finn is excited to discover what appears to be a tribe of humans living underground near the Candy Kingdom, but gets more than he expected when he tries to teach one of them about the surface world.</desc>
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    <title>Mystery Train - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wanting to surprise Finn on his birthday, Jake takes Finn on a train, where they get wrapped up in a murder mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Go with Me - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Marceline and Jake give Finn advice so he can ask Princess Bubblegum to see a movie with him.</desc>
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    <title>Belly of the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>In order to cure the stomach ache of a giant, Finn and Jake must break up a party happening in his belly.</desc>
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    <title>The Limit - S02E22</title>
    <desc>On a mission to save soldiers of the Hot Dog Princess, Finn and Jake go inside a massive maze where wishes can be granted and where Jake's stretching powers are pushed to their limits.</desc>
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    <title>Videomakers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering government warnings prior to movies for their film club, Finn and Jake decide to make their own, but get into a fight over the direction of their film.</desc>
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    <title>Mortal Folly - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must go on a quest to find the Lich King (originally sealed away by Billy), while the Ice King pesters them for permission to date Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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    <title>Mortal Recoil - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Princess isn't feeling well and Jake starts to worry something might be wrong with her.. The Ice King is anxious to help, but does Finn trust him?</desc>
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    <title>Heat Signature - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Marceline plays a prank on Finn and Jake by making them believe they're vampires, but it nearly goes too far when they're manipulated by her ghost friends.</desc>
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    <title>Conquest of Cuteness - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must defend their home from the Cuties, a tiny race who believe themselves to be evil, destructive invaders.</desc>
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    <title>Morituri te Salutamus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The duo choose to partake in gladiatorial combat against the Fight King's ghost warriors, but Finn succumbs to bloodlust while Jake becomes obsessed in keeping a cool morale.</desc>
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    <title>Memory of a Memory - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter Marceline's mind to awaken her from a sleep spell she had cast on herself, without knowing that they are being tricked by a person from her past.</desc>
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    <title>Hitman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The grounded Ice King hires a fire-manipulating hitman to attack Finn and Jake, without realizing the potentially deadly consequences.</desc>
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    <title>Too Young - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Earl of Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom due to Princess Bubblegum's age regression, forcing her and Finn to try and get rid of him even if it means a life-altering decision.</desc>
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    <title>The Monster - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The king and queen of Lumpy Space ask Finn and Jake to bring their daughter back home. At the same time, they attempt to stop a "monster" from destroying a village.</desc>
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    <title>Still - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are literally unable to move and are at the mercy of the Ice King.</desc>
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    <title>Wizard Battle - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter a competition for wizards in disguise so they can prevent Ice King from winning the grand prize: a kiss from Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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    <title>Fionna and Cake - S03E09</title>
    <desc>In this gender-swapped episode, Fionna and Cake must battle the evil Ice Queen.</desc>
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    <title>What Was Missing - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends must come together as a genuine band in order to open the gate of the Door Lord and get back their taken items.</desc>
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    <title>Apple Thief - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Tree Trunks's apples go missing, she, Finn and Jake descend into the dark side of the Candy Kingdom in order to find the thief.</desc>
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    <title>The Creeps - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake receive an invitation to a masquerade dinner. It turns into a whodunit as guests start to meet their demise.</desc>
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    <title>From Bad to Worse - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When another plague of Candy Zombies arises and Princess Bubblegum is among the undead, Finn and his friends are in a race against time to figure out how to stop it...without making things even worse!</desc>
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    <title>Beautopia - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong asks Finn and Jake to help fight off the Glub Glubs in the sewers below to regain her people's home in Beautopia.</desc>
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    <title>No One Can Hear You - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Finn awakens after an accident to find the Candy Kingdom citizens mysteriously gone and Jake acting crazier than usual.</desc>
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    <title>Jake vs. Me-Mow - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on a request to protect Wildberry Princess from an unknown assassin. The assassin turns out to be a tiny cat assassin called Me-Mow, who ends up bribing Jake by poisoning him.</desc>
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    <title>Thank You - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Snow Golem visits the Fire Kingdom and finds an unlikely follower.</desc>
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    <title>The New Frontier - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jake dreams about his death, and Finn takes action when events from the dream start to come true.</desc>
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    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake find the Ice King's video diary and have a chance to unearth his secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Ice King summons an army of snowmen to recover the secret tapes Finn and Jake are watching. They must work against the clock to find out the secrets enclosed within.</desc>
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    <title>Marceline's Closet - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Cloud Hunt in Marceline's house, but they get trapped in her closet after she comes home.</desc>
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    <title>Paper Pete - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Library books seek help from Finn and Jake to save them from the evil Moldari.</desc>
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    <title>Another Way - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cyclops tears may heal Finn and Jake's broken toes.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Princess - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play detective and try to solve Ghost Princess' murder.</desc>
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    <title>Dad's Dungeon - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Jake's dad presents a strange challenge to the guys when he appears to them in a holographic message, telling them about a dungeon he made for them.</desc>
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    <title>Incendium - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Jake embarks on a solo mission to help a broken-hearted Finn.</desc>
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    <title>Hot to the Touch - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Finn develops a crush on Flame Princess and tries to get to know her, which proves difficult due to her destructive power.</desc>
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    <title>Five Short Graybles - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Follow as 5 stories intertwine together, can you find the connection?</desc>
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    <title>Web Weirdos - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets trapped in a giant spider web, he ends up playing marriage counselor to a couple of grumpy arachnids.</desc>
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    <title>Dream of Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks is courted by an oinking suitor, but much to Jake’s dismay, this interferes with her baking habits.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Nightosphere - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Marceline’s dad banishes Finn and Jake to the Nightosphere, and it stinks. Literally.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy's Little Monster - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to rescue Marceline and find out what's making her behave so strangely.</desc>
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    <title>In Your Footsteps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A bear cozies up to the guys, but his true intentions may be hidden.</desc>
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    <title>Hug Wolf - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Finn goes through a transformation after a run-in with a hug wolf.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Monster Wife - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Princesses lose body parts under mysterious circumstances.</desc>
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    <title>Goliad - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Battling with her new realization of her own mortality, in a sleep deprived state Princess bubblegum creates her own heir to the throne. After meeting the heir, Finn and Jake decide to teach her the ways of the world.</desc>
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    <title>Beyond This Earthly Realm - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Finn finds a porcelain lamb, it transports him into the spirit world and only the Ice King can help get him out.</desc>
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    <title>Gotcha! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>In order to do research for her tell-all memoir about men, Lumpy Space Princess goes undercover working for Finn and Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Princess Cookie - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are called to solve a Candy Kingdom hostage crisis when a rogue cookie takes over.</desc>
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    <title>Card Wars - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Card Quest, an epic game.</desc>
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    <title>Sons of Mars - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Magic man has most of his power taken from him by his brother, in a fit of desperation, he swaps the way Jake and Himself look.

Magic Mans brother takes Jake to Mars for punishment,</desc>
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    <title>Burning Low - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum may be jealous when Finn start hanging out with Flame Princess.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614051928 +0000" stop="20260614053115 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Noire - S04E17</title>
    <desc>BMO tries to find Finn's sock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614053115 +0000" stop="20260614054302 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Worm - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Finn has a vivid dream that may be more than it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614054302 +0000" stop="20260614055447 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady &amp; Peebles - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum and Lady Rainicorn look for Finn and Jake, who are missing after a run-in with the Ice King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614055447 +0000" stop="20260614060634 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Made Me - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When a creepy sleep-peeping Lemongrab upsets Princess Bubblegum with his creepy ways, Finn and Jake need to tend to some issues in the Outer Realm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614060634 +0000" stop="20260614061821 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Would Win - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The guys challenge a monster to a fight but end up battling each other.</desc>
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    <title>Ignition Point - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake sneak into the Fire Kingdom to retrieve Fire Princess' scented candles and overhear a plot to assassinate the king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614063008 +0000" stop="20260614064156 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hard Easy - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Frog People seek protection from an evil lizard who's attacking their swamp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614064156 +0000" stop="20260614065343 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Gunters - S04E24</title>
    <desc>The Gunters cause chaos in Ooo</desc>
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    <title>I Remember You - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Ice King and Marceline bond over song and memories.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614070530 +0000" stop="20260614071715 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lich - S04E26</title>
    <desc>A visit from the Lich King sheds light on Ooo's secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614071715 +0000" stop="20260614072901 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finn the Human - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614072901 +0000" stop="20260614074048 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dog - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Part 3 of a three-part episode. Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614074048 +0000" stop="20260614075234 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five More Short Graybles - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories all centered around a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614075234 +0000" stop="20260614080419 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up a Tree - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The guys' game of catch goes awry when their throwing disc is lodged in a large tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612074751 +0000" stop="20260612081145 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081145 +0000" stop="20260612083536 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083536 +0000" stop="20260612085929 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085929 +0000" stop="20260612092329 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092329 +0000" stop="20260612094723 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612094723 +0000" stop="20260612101116 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101116 +0000" stop="20260612103509 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103509 +0000" stop="20260612105903 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105903 +0000" stop="20260612112254 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112254 +0000" stop="20260612114645 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114645 +0000" stop="20260612121048 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121048 +0000" stop="20260612123441 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612123441 +0000" stop="20260612125836 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125836 +0000" stop="20260612132240 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612132240 +0000" stop="20260612134546 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134546 +0000" stop="20260612140851 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612140851 +0000" stop="20260612143059 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143059 +0000" stop="20260612145405 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612145405 +0000" stop="20260612151615 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612151615 +0000" stop="20260612153822 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612153822 +0000" stop="20260612160127 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612160127 +0000" stop="20260612162431 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612162431 +0000" stop="20260612164635 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164635 +0000" stop="20260612170841 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612170841 +0000" stop="20260612173036 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173036 +0000" stop="20260612175240 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175240 +0000" stop="20260612181443 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181443 +0000" stop="20260612183746 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612183746 +0000" stop="20260612185951 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612185951 +0000" stop="20260612192153 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192153 +0000" stop="20260612194358 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194358 +0000" stop="20260612200559 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200559 +0000" stop="20260612202803 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202803 +0000" stop="20260612205004 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205004 +0000" stop="20260612211205 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612211205 +0000" stop="20260612213404 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213404 +0000" stop="20260612215614 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612215614 +0000" stop="20260612221815 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612221815 +0000" stop="20260612224020 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224020 +0000" stop="20260612230224 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612230224 +0000" stop="20260612232616 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232616 +0000" stop="20260612235009 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235009 +0000" stop="20260613001404 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001404 +0000" stop="20260613003756 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613003756 +0000" stop="20260613010200 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613010200 +0000" stop="20260613012552 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613012552 +0000" stop="20260613014945 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014945 +0000" stop="20260613021336 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021336 +0000" stop="20260613023722 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023722 +0000" stop="20260613030115 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030115 +0000" stop="20260613032509 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032509 +0000" stop="20260613034906 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034906 +0000" stop="20260613041300 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041300 +0000" stop="20260613043652 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043652 +0000" stop="20260613050044 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050044 +0000" stop="20260613052444 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052444 +0000" stop="20260613054838 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054838 +0000" stop="20260613061232 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061232 +0000" stop="20260613063624 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063624 +0000" stop="20260613070018 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070018 +0000" stop="20260613072410 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613072410 +0000" stop="20260613074800 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613074800 +0000" stop="20260613081204 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081204 +0000" stop="20260613083557 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613083557 +0000" stop="20260613085952 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085952 +0000" stop="20260613092355 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092355 +0000" stop="20260613094701 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094701 +0000" stop="20260613101006 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101006 +0000" stop="20260613103215 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103215 +0000" stop="20260613105520 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105520 +0000" stop="20260613111731 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111731 +0000" stop="20260613113937 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113937 +0000" stop="20260613120242 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120242 +0000" stop="20260613122547 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122547 +0000" stop="20260613124750 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613124750 +0000" stop="20260613130956 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
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    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613135356 +0000" stop="20260613141559 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613141559 +0000" stop="20260613143902 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613143902 +0000" stop="20260613150106 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613150106 +0000" stop="20260613152309 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613152309 +0000" stop="20260613154513 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613154513 +0000" stop="20260613160714 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160714 +0000" stop="20260613162919 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613162919 +0000" stop="20260613165120 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613165120 +0000" stop="20260613171320 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613171320 +0000" stop="20260613173519 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173519 +0000" stop="20260613175729 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613175729 +0000" stop="20260613181931 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181931 +0000" stop="20260613184135 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184135 +0000" stop="20260613190340 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613190340 +0000" stop="20260613192731 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613192731 +0000" stop="20260613195125 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195125 +0000" stop="20260613201520 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201520 +0000" stop="20260613203911 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613203911 +0000" stop="20260613210315 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210315 +0000" stop="20260613212708 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212708 +0000" stop="20260613215100 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215100 +0000" stop="20260613221451 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221451 +0000" stop="20260613223838 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613223838 +0000" stop="20260613230231 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613230231 +0000" stop="20260613232624 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232624 +0000" stop="20260613235022 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235022 +0000" stop="20260614001416 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001416 +0000" stop="20260614003807 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614003807 +0000" stop="20260614010200 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010200 +0000" stop="20260614012600 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012600 +0000" stop="20260614014954 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014954 +0000" stop="20260614021347 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021347 +0000" stop="20260614023740 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614023740 +0000" stop="20260614030134 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030134 +0000" stop="20260614032525 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032525 +0000" stop="20260614034916 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034916 +0000" stop="20260614041319 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041319 +0000" stop="20260614043712 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043712 +0000" stop="20260614050107 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050107 +0000" stop="20260614052511 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052511 +0000" stop="20260614054817 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054817 +0000" stop="20260614061121 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614061121 +0000" stop="20260614063330 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063330 +0000" stop="20260614065636 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065636 +0000" stop="20260614071846 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071846 +0000" stop="20260614074053 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074053 +0000" stop="20260614080357 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075729 +0000" stop="20260612082029 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082029 +0000" stop="20260612084331 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612084331 +0000" stop="20260612090634 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612090634 +0000" stop="20260612092937 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tummi fights a battle with his own self control when Duke Igthorn temps him with food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612092937 +0000" stop="20260612095239 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612095239 +0000" stop="20260612101541 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101541 +0000" stop="20260612103843 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612103843 +0000" stop="20260612110136 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612110136 +0000" stop="20260612111315 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612111315 +0000" stop="20260612113556 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612113556 +0000" stop="20260612114703 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612114703 +0000" stop="20260612120942 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612120942 +0000" stop="20260612123218 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612123218 +0000" stop="20260612124350 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612124350 +0000" stop="20260612130631 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130631 +0000" stop="20260612132905 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612132905 +0000" stop="20260612135144 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612135144 +0000" stop="20260612140254 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612140254 +0000" stop="20260612142535 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612142535 +0000" stop="20260612144818 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612144818 +0000" stop="20260612151100 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612151100 +0000" stop="20260612153344 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612153344 +0000" stop="20260612155628 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi Trouble - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Igthorn gets a love potion to put on Lady Bane. The potion gets mixed up when he tries to use it. Tummi falls for Lady Bane &amp; Lady Bane falls for Toadie!</desc>
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    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
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    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn captures all of the Fan tailed Zephyrs and Grammi leads the way to save them.</desc>
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    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
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    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
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    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
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    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gummi Glen is leaking and Gruffi leads the gang in repairs by being a slave driver, getting on the nerves of even the mild mannered Zummi. Out of anger Zummi puts a personality spell on Zummi, the result of which everyone initially enjoys but soon finds out the nasty side of the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
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    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tummi learns why the handicapped don't always need help.</desc>
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    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
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    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a baby cliff dragon that hiccups flaming bubbles</desc>
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    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A slumber sprite puts Gruffi to sleep</desc>
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    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Gummies find a gummiscope but have to destroy it to prevent Igthorn from getting it to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi cleans up his act and learns faster is not better.</desc>
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    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trolls try to hijack a shipment of gold protected by Sir Gawain.</desc>
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    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
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    <title>The Crimson Avenger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cubbi's first appearance as his alter ego the Crimson avenger.</desc>
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    <title>A Hard Dazed Knight - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Igthorn traps Gregor in a magic egg so Calla and Gruffi go save him.</desc>
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    <title>Do Unto Ogres - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sunni saves Toadie's life and teaches him about self respect.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Spell Holds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Zummi experiments with advanced magic gets himself into trouble, when he released an evil wizard.</desc>
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    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
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    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
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    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
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    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
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    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
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    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
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    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A ghost of a Gummi knight leads Cubbi on a quest.</desc>
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    <title>Gummies Just Want to Have Fun - S04E05</title>
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    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Color Me Gummi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cavin becomes a great painter with a LOT of help from Gusto.</desc>
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    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
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    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
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    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
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    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
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    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn steals a Gummi submarine and Tummi earns some respect by foiling Duke Igthorn's plans</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
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    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
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    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
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    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
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    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
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    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
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    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
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    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
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    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
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    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
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    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
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    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613193529 +0000" stop="20260613195805 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613195805 +0000" stop="20260613200937 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613200937 +0000" stop="20260613203218 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613203218 +0000" stop="20260613205451 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613205451 +0000" stop="20260613211731 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613211731 +0000" stop="20260613212840 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613212840 +0000" stop="20260613215122 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613215122 +0000" stop="20260613221405 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613221405 +0000" stop="20260613223647 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613223647 +0000" stop="20260613225931 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613225931 +0000" stop="20260613232215 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi Trouble - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Igthorn gets a love potion to put on Lady Bane. The potion gets mixed up when he tries to use it. Tummi falls for Lady Bane &amp; Lady Bane falls for Toadie!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232215 +0000" stop="20260613234445 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613234445 +0000" stop="20260614000728 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614000728 +0000" stop="20260614003009 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Gregor and Jean-Claude have a war summit while Sunni helps Calla make peace with princess Marrie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614003009 +0000" stop="20260614005248 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn captures all of the Fan tailed Zephyrs and Grammi leads the way to save them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614005248 +0000" stop="20260614011531 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614011531 +0000" stop="20260614013824 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Calvin meets the Gummi Bears and asks if they will help stop Duke Igthorn from destroying Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013824 +0000" stop="20260614020114 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614020114 +0000" stop="20260614022404 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614022404 +0000" stop="20260614024653 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614024653 +0000" stop="20260614030943 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614030943 +0000" stop="20260614033232 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033232 +0000" stop="20260614035525 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614035525 +0000" stop="20260614041817 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041817 +0000" stop="20260614044110 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614044110 +0000" stop="20260614050400 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050400 +0000" stop="20260614052651 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052651 +0000" stop="20260614054943 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054943 +0000" stop="20260614061235 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061235 +0000" stop="20260614063524 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063524 +0000" stop="20260614065800 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gummi Glen is leaking and Gruffi leads the gang in repairs by being a slave driver, getting on the nerves of even the mild mannered Zummi. Out of anger Zummi puts a personality spell on Zummi, the result of which everyone initially enjoys but soon finds out the nasty side of the spell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065800 +0000" stop="20260614070913 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070913 +0000" stop="20260614072055 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tummi learns why the handicapped don't always need help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072055 +0000" stop="20260614073208 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614073208 +0000" stop="20260614074351 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a baby cliff dragon that hiccups flaming bubbles</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074351 +0000" stop="20260614075504 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A slumber sprite puts Gruffi to sleep</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075504 +0000" stop="20260614081756 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Gummies find a gummiscope but have to destroy it to prevent Igthorn from getting it to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612075900 +0000" stop="20260612082218 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082218 +0000" stop="20260612084546 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612084546 +0000" stop="20260612090935 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612090935 +0000" stop="20260612093308 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093308 +0000" stop="20260612095638 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612095638 +0000" stop="20260612102007 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612102007 +0000" stop="20260612104325 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104325 +0000" stop="20260612110634 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612110634 +0000" stop="20260612113005 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612113005 +0000" stop="20260612115315 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115315 +0000" stop="20260612121645 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121645 +0000" stop="20260612130110 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130110 +0000" stop="20260612134559 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134559 +0000" stop="20260612135656 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135656 +0000" stop="20260612142002 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612142002 +0000" stop="20260612143056 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143056 +0000" stop="20260612144208 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612144208 +0000" stop="20260612150527 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612150527 +0000" stop="20260612152850 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152850 +0000" stop="20260612155217 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155217 +0000" stop="20260612161520 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161520 +0000" stop="20260612163839 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163839 +0000" stop="20260612170152 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612170152 +0000" stop="20260612172525 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612172525 +0000" stop="20260612181054 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181054 +0000" stop="20260612183411 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612183411 +0000" stop="20260612185736 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612185736 +0000" stop="20260612194713 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194713 +0000" stop="20260612201019 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201019 +0000" stop="20260612203346 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203346 +0000" stop="20260612205657 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205657 +0000" stop="20260612212029 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612212029 +0000" stop="20260612214351 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612214351 +0000" stop="20260612223223 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612223223 +0000" stop="20260612225553 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612225553 +0000" stop="20260612231902 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612231902 +0000" stop="20260612234219 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612234219 +0000" stop="20260613000524 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613000524 +0000" stop="20260613002838 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002838 +0000" stop="20260613005247 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005247 +0000" stop="20260613011608 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011608 +0000" stop="20260613013935 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013935 +0000" stop="20260613020301 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020301 +0000" stop="20260613022629 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022629 +0000" stop="20260613024956 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613024956 +0000" stop="20260613031328 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613031328 +0000" stop="20260613033656 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613033656 +0000" stop="20260613040012 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613040012 +0000" stop="20260613042328 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042328 +0000" stop="20260613044648 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044648 +0000" stop="20260613051100 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613051100 +0000" stop="20260613053435 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613053435 +0000" stop="20260613055752 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055752 +0000" stop="20260613062018 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062018 +0000" stop="20260613070507 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070507 +0000" stop="20260613075444 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075444 +0000" stop="20260613080538 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080538 +0000" stop="20260613081636 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081636 +0000" stop="20260613082730 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082730 +0000" stop="20260613083822 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613083822 +0000" stop="20260613084925 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084925 +0000" stop="20260613090031 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090031 +0000" stop="20260613091136 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091136 +0000" stop="20260613092238 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092238 +0000" stop="20260613093350 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093350 +0000" stop="20260613094427 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094427 +0000" stop="20260613095638 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613095638 +0000" stop="20260613100730 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100730 +0000" stop="20260613101830 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101830 +0000" stop="20260613104052 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104052 +0000" stop="20260613110414 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mine - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, and Goddard blast off into space in Jimmy's newly invented spaceship to mine for aster-rubies while fighting off space bandits and their own greed.   Inventions: the Jimbus, Chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110414 +0000" stop="20260613112733 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112733 +0000" stop="20260613115100 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613115100 +0000" stop="20260613121423 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121423 +0000" stop="20260613123727 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123727 +0000" stop="20260613130056 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130056 +0000" stop="20260613132414 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613132414 +0000" stop="20260613134742 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134742 +0000" stop="20260613141131 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141131 +0000" stop="20260613143503 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143503 +0000" stop="20260613145834 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145834 +0000" stop="20260613152202 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152202 +0000" stop="20260613154520 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154520 +0000" stop="20260613160830 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160830 +0000" stop="20260613163200 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613165511 +0000" stop="20260613171841 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613171841 +0000" stop="20260613180306 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613180306 +0000" stop="20260613184755 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184755 +0000" stop="20260613185851 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185851 +0000" stop="20260613192158 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613192158 +0000" stop="20260613193252 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193252 +0000" stop="20260613194404 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613194404 +0000" stop="20260613200723 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200723 +0000" stop="20260613203046 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613203046 +0000" stop="20260613205412 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613205412 +0000" stop="20260613211716 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211716 +0000" stop="20260613214035 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214035 +0000" stop="20260613220348 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220348 +0000" stop="20260613222721 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613222721 +0000" stop="20260613231250 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231250 +0000" stop="20260613233606 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233606 +0000" stop="20260613235932 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235932 +0000" stop="20260614004909 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004909 +0000" stop="20260614011215 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011215 +0000" stop="20260614013542 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013542 +0000" stop="20260614015853 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015853 +0000" stop="20260614022225 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022225 +0000" stop="20260614024547 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614024547 +0000" stop="20260614033419 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033419 +0000" stop="20260614035749 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614035749 +0000" stop="20260614042058 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042058 +0000" stop="20260614044415 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614044415 +0000" stop="20260614050720 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050720 +0000" stop="20260614053034 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614053034 +0000" stop="20260614055443 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614055443 +0000" stop="20260614061803 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061803 +0000" stop="20260614064131 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064131 +0000" stop="20260614070457 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070457 +0000" stop="20260614072824 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072824 +0000" stop="20260614075152 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075152 +0000" stop="20260614081524 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075331 +0000" stop="20260612082108 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick's 21st Birthday - S09E32</title>
    <desc>Rick's late Great-Uncle Walter left an envelope for Rick to be opened on his 21st birthday, and the entire Nelson household can hardly wait to find out what's inside.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082108 +0000" stop="20260612084840 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Built-In TV Set - S09E33</title>
    <desc>Getting a free used television set from neighbor Joe becomes a very expensive proposition for Ozzie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084840 +0000" stop="20260612091428 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing Lessons - S10E01</title>
    <desc>After their wives insist that they escort them to the women's club dance, Ozzie and pal Joe decide to take dancing lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612091428 +0000" stop="20260612094015 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The High Cost of Dating - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Ricky and his fraternity brothers find the cost of dates with their damsels getting higher and higher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612094015 +0000" stop="20260612100601 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Newlyweds Get Settled - S10E03</title>
    <desc>While David and bride June are on their honeymoon, Harriet decides to re-decorate their apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612100601 +0000" stop="20260612103154 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraternity Rents Out a Room - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The fraternity brothers rent out a room to one of their professors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103154 +0000" stop="20260612105740 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Goes Back to Work - S10E05</title>
    <desc>David returns to the office from his honeymoon and promises to keep in touch with June but his assignments might make it a hard promise to keep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105740 +0000" stop="20260612112341 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten for the Tigers - S10E06</title>
    <desc>A neighborhood youth club calling themselves the Tigers asks for Ozzie's help in fund raising for a secret project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112341 +0000" stop="20260612114928 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Grades a Test - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Rick is put in a position where he must grade his girlfriend's English exam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114928 +0000" stop="20260612121515 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barking Dog - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is upset when a loud barking dog interrupts their peaceful fishing trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121515 +0000" stop="20260612124103 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Comes to Dinner - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Rick and his date get invited to Dave and June's apartment for dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124103 +0000" stop="20260612130651 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Stamps - S10E10</title>
    <desc>Harriet is made custodian of the books when her women's club decides to purchase a gift for their retiring president with trading stamps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130651 +0000" stop="20260612133239 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky the Milkman - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Rick takes over a friend's milk delivery route as a short-term favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133239 +0000" stop="20260612135829 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraternity Pin - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Campus rumor has it that Ricky is going to give his fraternity pin to damsel he's only taken out a couple of times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135829 +0000" stop="20260612142421 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Backyard Pet Show - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is selected to judge a neighborhood pet show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612142421 +0000" stop="20260612145014 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Special Cake - S10E14</title>
    <desc>There's a tradition in the Nelson family that a wife must bake a special cake in order to remind a husband of upcoming anniversaries. June Nelson might have to do some baking as it appears that David has forgotten their upcoming anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612145014 +0000" stop="20260612151604 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Randolph's Niece - S10E15</title>
    <desc>The niece of Joe and Clara Randolph arrives for a visit and Ricky is asked to show her around. Needless to say, this affair does not please his gal Norma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612151604 +0000" stop="20260612154154 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lamp for Dave and June - S10E16</title>
    <desc>June badly wants a new lamp for their apartment but David says they don't have enough money in their budget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612154154 +0000" stop="20260612160747 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraternity Cook - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Harriet hires on as the new cook for Ricky's fraternity which leaves Ozzie with the task of fixing his own meals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612160747 +0000" stop="20260612163337 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Barry - S10E18</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to ease the fears of young Barry who's scheduled to have an operation removing his tonsils.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163337 +0000" stop="20260612165940 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Wally Study - S10E19</title>
    <desc>Ricky's fraternity house is in danger of being put on scholastic probation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612165940 +0000" stop="20260612172526 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lending Money to Wally - S10E20</title>
    <desc>Fraternity brother Wally confesses to Ricky that he can't afford a fancy dinner at a plush restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612172526 +0000" stop="20260612175112 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonesome Parents - S10E21</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet get lonely because they haven't heard from David and June lately.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175112 +0000" stop="20260612181702 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Client's Daughter - S10E22</title>
    <desc>David ropes Ricky into being a date for the daughter of an important client of his firm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181702 +0000" stop="20260612184254 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Student Nurse - S10E23</title>
    <desc>Ricky and pal Wally begin spending a lot of time in the campus infirmary but it's not because they're ailing. It's because of a pretty nurse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184254 +0000" stop="20260612190843 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry's Birthday - S10E24</title>
    <desc>Young Barry pesters Ozzie and Joe into taking him on a fishing trip with them but then the lad's mother informs Ozzie that she plans a surprise party for her son on the same day as the planned outing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190843 +0000" stop="20260612193428 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Handprints in the Sidewalk - S10E25</title>
    <desc>After re-doing their sidewalk, Ozzie and Harriet try to find a place to keep the cement block with the handprints of young David and Ricky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193428 +0000" stop="20260612200039 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick and the Maid of Honor - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Rick serves as best man at the wedding of his friend Jimmy and has to deal with a flirting maid of honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200039 +0000" stop="20260612202639 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs. Bradford's Recipe - S11E02</title>
    <desc>A woman wants David's law firm to sue a local bakery because she claims it stole her favorite cake recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202639 +0000" stop="20260612205244 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apartment - S11E03</title>
    <desc>When David and June leave town for the weekend, Ozzie gets the idea to use the place during their absence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205244 +0000" stop="20260612211853 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick and the Sculptress - S11E04</title>
    <desc>At an art exhibit, Ricky spies a very attractive item but it's not one of the pieces. It's a sculptress.</desc>
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    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
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    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612101853 +0000" stop="20260612104217 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
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    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612112905 +0000" stop="20260612115229 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
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    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121555 +0000" stop="20260612123919 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
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    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612132609 +0000" stop="20260612134933 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
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    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
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    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
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    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612160957 +0000" stop="20260612163321 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612163321 +0000" stop="20260612165645 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612172009 +0000" stop="20260612174335 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612180701 +0000" stop="20260612183027 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612194045 +0000" stop="20260612200419 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612200419 +0000" stop="20260612202755 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612202755 +0000" stop="20260612205131 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612205131 +0000" stop="20260612211516 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612211516 +0000" stop="20260612213842 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612213842 +0000" stop="20260612220220 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612222556 +0000" stop="20260612224932 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612231308 +0000" stop="20260612233643 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612233643 +0000" stop="20260613000019 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613000019 +0000" stop="20260613002358 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613002358 +0000" stop="20260613004733 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613004733 +0000" stop="20260613011109 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613011109 +0000" stop="20260613013454 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613013454 +0000" stop="20260613015830 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613015830 +0000" stop="20260613022206 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613022206 +0000" stop="20260613024542 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613033258 +0000" stop="20260613035632 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613035632 +0000" stop="20260613042006 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613044340 +0000" stop="20260613050714 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
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    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613053048 +0000" stop="20260613055422 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before they Hatch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Orphan Esme's imaginary friend Sally turns out to be a very real gargoyle whose lost eggs must be recovered before her hatchlings endanger the town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613055422 +0000" stop="20260613061756 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613061756 +0000" stop="20260613064130 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613064130 +0000" stop="20260613070504 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613070504 +0000" stop="20260613072838 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613072838 +0000" stop="20260613075212 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613075212 +0000" stop="20260613081546 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613081546 +0000" stop="20260613083920 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613083920 +0000" stop="20260613090254 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
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    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613095002 +0000" stop="20260613101336 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613101336 +0000" stop="20260613103710 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613103710 +0000" stop="20260613110044 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613110044 +0000" stop="20260613112418 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613112418 +0000" stop="20260613114751 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613114751 +0000" stop="20260613121125 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121125 +0000" stop="20260613123459 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123459 +0000" stop="20260613125833 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125833 +0000" stop="20260613132207 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613132207 +0000" stop="20260613134529 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613134529 +0000" stop="20260613140851 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140851 +0000" stop="20260613143212 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Puss is Toby's new BFFAEAE and it's driving Puss crazy, but when Toby is kidnapped by his ninja brothers, Puss realizes how much he misses the big oaf. Unfortunately, the brothers use Toby to steal a powerful gauntlet from the treasure house, which they plan to use for "mad evil, bro."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Duchess - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Duchess seeks Artephius' soul for her spell collection, and it's up to Puss to protect him. It turns out that The Duchess and Artephius have a complicated relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Adventure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
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    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613154218 +0000" stop="20260613160542 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162906 +0000" stop="20260613165230 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165230 +0000" stop="20260613171554 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613171554 +0000" stop="20260613173918 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173918 +0000" stop="20260613180242 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613180242 +0000" stop="20260613182607 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613182607 +0000" stop="20260613184931 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184931 +0000" stop="20260613191258 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191258 +0000" stop="20260613193622 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193622 +0000" stop="20260613195946 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195946 +0000" stop="20260613202310 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202310 +0000" stop="20260613204634 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204634 +0000" stop="20260613210958 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210958 +0000" stop="20260613213322 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613213322 +0000" stop="20260613215646 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215646 +0000" stop="20260613222010 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613222010 +0000" stop="20260613224334 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224334 +0000" stop="20260613230657 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230657 +0000" stop="20260613233021 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233021 +0000" stop="20260613235347 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235347 +0000" stop="20260614001713 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001713 +0000" stop="20260614004039 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004039 +0000" stop="20260614010405 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010405 +0000" stop="20260614012731 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012731 +0000" stop="20260614015057 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015057 +0000" stop="20260614021432 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021432 +0000" stop="20260614023807 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614023807 +0000" stop="20260614030143 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030143 +0000" stop="20260614032528 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032528 +0000" stop="20260614034854 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034854 +0000" stop="20260614041232 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041232 +0000" stop="20260614043608 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043608 +0000" stop="20260614045944 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614045944 +0000" stop="20260614052320 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052320 +0000" stop="20260614054656 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054656 +0000" stop="20260614061032 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061032 +0000" stop="20260614063410 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063410 +0000" stop="20260614065746 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065746 +0000" stop="20260614072122 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072122 +0000" stop="20260614074506 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074506 +0000" stop="20260614080842 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073901 +0000" stop="20260612080448 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Three - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Perry White and Jimmy Olsen face death at the hands of three crazed murderers in a crumbling bayou hotel.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080448 +0000" stop="20260612083015 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddle of the Chinese Jade - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is held hostage by the armed criminal who has stolen a priceless antique and left two people to drown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083015 +0000" stop="20260612085604 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Bomb - S01E21</title>
    <desc>On a windswept narrow ledge high above the ground, Lois Lane is chained to a dynamite-wielding daredevil ready to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085604 +0000" stop="20260612092117 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Czar of the Underworld - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A killer sabotaging the filming of a crime exposé stalks Clark Kent and Inspector Henderson on a Hollywood studio soundstage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092117 +0000" stop="20260612094547 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Wolf - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering human footprints that turn into wolf tracks, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are trapped in a raging forest fire.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Crime Wave - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While hunting down an anonymous crime-boss, the Man of Steel is lured into a lighting-powered deathtrap that stops his heart.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101049 +0000" stop="20260612103632 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent and Lois Lane visit the world's deepest oil well in Silsby, when strange humanoid creatures appear and terrorize the townspeople.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103632 +0000" stop="20260612110222 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Convinced the Mole Men are peaceful beings, Superman must save them from a vengeful mob determined to kill the armed visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110222 +0000" stop="20260612112839 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Minutes to Doom - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Beat the clock:  The race is on to stop an innocent Death Row inmate's date with the electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112839 +0000" stop="20260612115453 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Squeeze - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A powerful ally: the Man of Steel assists an ex-con blackmailed into returning to his criminal past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115453 +0000" stop="20260612122109 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Could Read Minds - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Swami says: send for Superman! Jimmy and Lois suspect a nightclub mind reader is linked to a theft ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122109 +0000" stop="20260612124726 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ace - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Look up! Superman rescues a pilot on a test flight gone wrong and later frees him from kidnappers seeking military secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124726 +0000" stop="20260612131342 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot in the Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An amateur shutterbug snaps some incriminating photos, one of which suggests Clark is you-know-who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131342 +0000" stop="20260612134000 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Defeat of Superman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman is rendered powerless by a kryptonite trap. This sounds like a job for...Lois and Jimmy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134000 +0000" stop="20260612140612 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman in Exile - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beware of Superman! A nuclear incident leaves him glowing with radioactivity and lethal to anyone he's near.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612140612 +0000" stop="20260612143233 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost for Scotland Yard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Man or spirit? A magician believed dead may have resurfaced in a vendetta against his earthly foes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143233 +0000" stop="20260612145848 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Who Knew Superman - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The nose knows. A dog rescued from a well by Superman keeps showing up at Clark Kent's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612145848 +0000" stop="20260612152502 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face and the Voice - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Looks like him. Sounds like him. But he isn't Superman! A lookalike Man of Steel goes on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152502 +0000" stop="20260612155119 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Lead Mask - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Surgically altered fingerprints. Lead masks to block x-ray vision. Will these foil the police and Superman?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155119 +0000" stop="20260612161734 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Destination: Earth! Superman saves Metropolis from a plummeting asteroid -- and loses his memory in the process.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161734 +0000" stop="20260612164351 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Machine That Could Plot Crimes - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Meet Mr. Kelso, the computer that plans split second bank heists...and may know superman's secret, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164351 +0000" stop="20260612171009 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Devil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The superhero saves a lost expedition, defeats a fearsome beast and uses his grip to turn coal into diamonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612171009 +0000" stop="20260612173532 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend Superman - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Burger, fries and friendship.  Not everyone believes a diner owner who boasts of being pals with Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173532 +0000" stop="20260612180150 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clown Who Cried - S02E16</title>
    <desc>What kind of clown would rob a kids' charity telethon? An imposter clown, that's who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612180150 +0000" stop="20260612182806 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hated Superman - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Clark is temporary guardian of a crime-connected youth who secretly plots revenge against the reporter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612182806 +0000" stop="20260612185423 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semi-Private Eye - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sam Spade. Philip Marlowe. Jimmy Olsen? He poses as a trench-coated private eye to stalk kidnappers.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612185423 +0000" stop="20260612192039 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perry White's Scoop - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Stop the presses! Frustrated by Daily Planet's reporters, Perry White decides to cover a murder story himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192039 +0000" stop="20260612194654 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Wrecker - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A terrorist bombs Metropolis' transportation systems. His method: armed, radio-controlled toy airplanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194654 +0000" stop="20260612201309 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Vulture - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Avast, ye scurvy mates! A salvage-boat captain who fancies himself a pirate holds Lois and Jimmy captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201309 +0000" stop="20260612203925 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Olsen, Boy Editor - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Great Caesar's ghost! Jimmy Olsen replaces Perry White for a day -- with dizzy and dangerous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203925 +0000" stop="20260612210541 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady in Black - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Noises. Unusual people. Jimmy is sure something strange is going on at the apartment of his mom's friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210541 +0000" stop="20260612213157 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star of Fate - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A mystery from Egypt's past: the antidote to an ancient poison is under the base of the Great Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213157 +0000" stop="20260612215812 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whistling Bird - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The bird has the word. A pet parakeet that knows an inventor's secret formula is mysteriously birdnapped.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Around the World with Superman - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Paging Dr. Superman! His x-ray vision helps a surgeon restore a girl's sight, then he flies her on a world tour.</desc>
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    <title>Through the Time Barrier - S03E01</title>
    <desc>An inventor's time contraption whisks the Daily Planet staff to 50,000 B.C. One problem: how to get back!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612224939 +0000" stop="20260612231549 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talking Clue - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sound and fury. Bank robbers have a sudden interest in a young audiophile's collection of recorded sounds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612231549 +0000" stop="20260612234156 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Cat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ladders, black cats, Friday the 13th. All harmless -- but someone intends real harm to an anti-superstition society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612234156 +0000" stop="20260613000807 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman Week - S03E04</title>
    <desc>No dinners, no hoopla...just Kryptonite.  Two thugs have their own way of celebrating Superman Week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613000807 +0000" stop="20260613003414 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Caesar's Ghost - S03E05</title>
    <desc>He claims to be Caesar. But who's really behind the strange apparition vexing Perry White?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613003414 +0000" stop="20260613010022 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test of a Warrior - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Great Horse faces his tribe's test of valor -- with help from a spirit named Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613010022 +0000" stop="20260613012632 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olsen's Millions - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gee, thanks! An elderly woman rewards Jimmy $1 million because she thinks he rescued her cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613012632 +0000" stop="20260613015241 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clark Kent, Outlaw - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent is the man on the inside, posing as an ace safecracker to get the goods on a crime ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613015241 +0000" stop="20260613021849 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Necklace - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Wear the necklace and it protects you from harm. Bullets even bounce off Clark when he wears it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021849 +0000" stop="20260613024456 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully of Dry Gulch - S03E10</title>
    <desc>His town. His way. But a bogus gunslinger who rules a Western town is no match for the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613024456 +0000" stop="20260613031104 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight to the North - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Good ol' boy Sylvester is mistaken for Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613031104 +0000" stop="20260613033712 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Souvenirs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is something hidden inside them? Items purchased at a Superman souvenir store may be clues to a crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613033712 +0000" stop="20260613040317 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King for a Day - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A royal performance: Jimmy poses as a prince of Burgonia to help thwart an assassination plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613040317 +0000" stop="20260613042925 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A day at the races: Superman fight track corruption and the Daily Planet's racehorse gallops to victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042925 +0000" stop="20260613045532 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unlucky Number - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. With superman's help, it's possible to win a fixed contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045532 +0000" stop="20260613052141 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Freeze - S04E03</title>
    <desc>They'll stop him cold! Thugs think a freezer will keep Superman on ice during a rigged election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052141 +0000" stop="20260613054751 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril by Sea - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Criminals aboard a submarine aim to torpedo Perry White and his seaside cottage to smithereens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054751 +0000" stop="20260613061356 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topsy Turvy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Which way is up? An invention that causes the illusion of being upside-down is stolen for villainous use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061356 +0000" stop="20260613064006 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy the Kid - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who's that guy? Hoodlums kidnap Jimmy and put a tough-talking lookalike in his place at the Daily Planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064006 +0000" stop="20260613070618 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Hired Superman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Villains have Superman right where they want him when he attends a party for a visiting foreign dignitary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070618 +0000" stop="20260613073225 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding of Superman - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Superman pops the question, Lois says "yes". Is it a dream come true for the smitten femme reporter?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073225 +0000" stop="20260613075837 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dagger Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Three brothers, one fortune.  Its finders keepers as the trio hunt for a hidden family inheritance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075837 +0000" stop="20260613082446 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082446 +0000" stop="20260613085054 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085054 +0000" stop="20260613091704 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091704 +0000" stop="20260613094309 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094309 +0000" stop="20260613100916 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100916 +0000" stop="20260613103524 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103524 +0000" stop="20260613110130 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110130 +0000" stop="20260613112733 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112733 +0000" stop="20260613115339 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Lois - S05E05</title>
    <desc>She'll get all the dirt. Lois goes undercover, posing as a housemaid to get a story on a notorious criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613115339 +0000" stop="20260613121948 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money to Burn - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Hot news: The arson suspect in a big warehouse fir is...Perry White!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121948 +0000" stop="20260613124555 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Town That Wasn't - S05E07</title>
    <desc>You can't locate it on a map. What's the secret behind a tiny, mysterious, out-of-the-way town?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613124555 +0000" stop="20260613131202 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Shave - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A shave, a haircut, a new you, maybe a new life. A barber has an unusual influence on others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131202 +0000" stop="20260613133810 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phony Alibi - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dialed in: An inventor's new creation gives crooks the ability to zoom themselves through telephone lines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133810 +0000" stop="20260613140417 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Albert Coat - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Oops! A boy gives his grandpa's coat to charity, unaware it holds the man's life savings. Can Superman save the savings?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140417 +0000" stop="20260613143021 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143021 +0000" stop="20260613145627 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145627 +0000" stop="20260613152232 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152232 +0000" stop="20260613154844 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Knight - S06E01</title>
    <desc>A gentlemen's society of armored knights holds many secrets (and holds jimmy and Lois captive, too).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154844 +0000" stop="20260613161454 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Secret - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ready, Aim...A crimelord kidnaps Lois and Jimmy, using them as bait to lure our hero into the line of fire of a Kryptonite ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161454 +0000" stop="20260613164105 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Are half powers better than none? To be in two places at one time, Superman rearranges his molecular density.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164105 +0000" stop="20260613170713 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Cube - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Safe from justice? A killer hides inside a bunker made of a strange material even Superman can't penetrate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170713 +0000" stop="20260613173319 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Atomic Captive - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The bomb explodes, a mushroom cloud rises...and Lois and Jimmy are stranded on the test site.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173319 +0000" stop="20260613175827 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superman Silver Mine - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids can wait. Crooks attempt to claim a silver mine for themselves and keep it from becoming a summer camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175827 +0000" stop="20260613182440 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Forget - S06E07</title>
    <desc>An anti-memory vapor can be useful to villains...and perhaps to Clark Kent when he needs to conceal his heroics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613182440 +0000" stop="20260613185052 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gentle Monster - S06E08</title>
    <desc>It means no harm. And may bring death to Superman. A newly created robot is powered by Kryptonite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185052 +0000" stop="20260613191701 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman's Wife - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Sorry, Lois. Superman unexpectedly marries a gorgeous blonde policewoman. But why?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191701 +0000" stop="20260613194311 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three in One - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Superman Arrested! While he's out of the way, three circus performers use their respective skills in a heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613194311 +0000" stop="20260613200933 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brainy Burro - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Lois: bank robbers. They're accused of a theft committed by thugs and a mind-reading burro.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200933 +0000" stop="20260613203546 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perils of Superman - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Lois is tied to railroad track! Crooks in lead masks vow vengeance against the Daily Planet staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613203546 +0000" stop="20260613210200 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Glitters - S06E13</title>
    <desc>What if? After a whack to the head, Jimmy dreams he and Lois have the same powers as the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210200 +0000" stop="20260613212753 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman on Earth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Journey with Superman from Krypton to Metropolis, as he joins that Daily Planet staff and meets the fiery Lois Lane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212753 +0000" stop="20260613215347 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted Lighthouse - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A terrified Jimmy Olsen calls for help, and Superman speeds to an isolated island where strange things happen in the fog-shrouded night.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215347 +0000" stop="20260613221911 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Talkative Dummy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Superman hunts for kidnapped armored-car drivers and a stolen fortune, Jimmy, locked inside a falling safe, hurtles to his doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221911 +0000" stop="20260613224435 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Broken Statues - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is kidnapped while on the trail of a suave but deadly criminal mastermind and a hidden priceless gem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224435 +0000" stop="20260613231025 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monkey Mystery - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Searching for stolen defense secrets, Clark Kent encounters a brutalized woman, a slain organ-grinder -- and a monkey dressed as Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231025 +0000" stop="20260613233621 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of Terror - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Superman races to find Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen who wait, helplessly bound, as a sadistic hit man prepares to execute them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233621 +0000" stop="20260614000158 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Letter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Superman is implicated in the abduction of a young girl who is thought to have information concerning hidden counterfeit plates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614000158 +0000" stop="20260614002625 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Machine - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bravely testifying against a mobster, Lois Lane will die unless Clark Kent finds the weapon that will soon destroy her mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614002625 +0000" stop="20260614005127 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Trapped in a mine filling with deadly gas, Lois Lane is beyond the reach of rescuers -- and Clark Kent doesn't know!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614005127 +0000" stop="20260614011656 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Superman - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An insane scientist, using powerful experimental truth drugs on Perry White, Lois Lane and Clark Kent, learns Superman's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011656 +0000" stop="20260614014222 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Holds Barred - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a crooked wrestling promoter paralyzes honest athletes, Superman steps in to reverse the damage and rescue an innocent captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014222 +0000" stop="20260614020721 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserted Village - S01E12</title>
    <desc>As Clark Kent pursues the monster killing the few people left in Lois Lane's hometown, the girl reporter becomes its next victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614020721 +0000" stop="20260614023250 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Costume - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After a burglar steals Superman's costume from Clark Kent's closet, a mobster threatens to reveal the Man of Steel's secret identity.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614023250 +0000" stop="20260614025819 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure of the Incas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lois and Jimmy follow a trail of murder that could lead to ancient riches -- or to their own deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614025819 +0000" stop="20260614032345 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Unwittingly involved in a hunt for stolen radium, Jimmy is kidnapped and locked in a deathtrap by a fanatical doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032345 +0000" stop="20260614034848 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Wax - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane, chloroformed while investigating strange disappearances, is held prisoner in Madame Selina's wax museum of the living dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034848 +0000" stop="20260614041420 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runaway Robot - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Captive Lois Lane will be murdered by gangsters unless inventor Horatio Hinkle uses his unique radio-controlled robot to rob banks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041420 +0000" stop="20260614043916 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drums of Death - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Aided by his ace reporters, Perry White flies to Haiti to search for his sister, the prisoner of a voodoo cult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043916 +0000" stop="20260614050503 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Three - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Perry White and Jimmy Olsen face death at the hands of three crazed murderers in a crumbling bayou hotel.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050503 +0000" stop="20260614053030 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddle of the Chinese Jade - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is held hostage by the armed criminal who has stolen a priceless antique and left two people to drown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614053030 +0000" stop="20260614055619 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Bomb - S01E21</title>
    <desc>On a windswept narrow ledge high above the ground, Lois Lane is chained to a dynamite-wielding daredevil ready to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614055619 +0000" stop="20260614062132 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Czar of the Underworld - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A killer sabotaging the filming of a crime exposé stalks Clark Kent and Inspector Henderson on a Hollywood studio soundstage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614062132 +0000" stop="20260614064602 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Wolf - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering human footprints that turn into wolf tracks, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are trapped in a raging forest fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064602 +0000" stop="20260614071104 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Wave - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While hunting down an anonymous crime-boss, the Man of Steel is lured into a lighting-powered deathtrap that stops his heart.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071104 +0000" stop="20260614073647 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent and Lois Lane visit the world's deepest oil well in Silsby, when strange humanoid creatures appear and terrorize the townspeople.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614073647 +0000" stop="20260614080236 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Convinced the Mole Men are peaceful beings, Superman must save them from a vengeful mob determined to kill the armed visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074723 +0000" stop="20260612081258 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081258 +0000" stop="20260612083832 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083832 +0000" stop="20260612090151 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090151 +0000" stop="20260612092557 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092557 +0000" stop="20260612095101 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095101 +0000" stop="20260612101440 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101440 +0000" stop="20260612103911 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103911 +0000" stop="20260612110250 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110250 +0000" stop="20260612112623 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112623 +0000" stop="20260612113848 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612113848 +0000" stop="20260612114203 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114203 +0000" stop="20260612114614 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114614 +0000" stop="20260612114918 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114918 +0000" stop="20260612115341 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115341 +0000" stop="20260612115906 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115906 +0000" stop="20260612122335 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122335 +0000" stop="20260612124909 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124909 +0000" stop="20260612131444 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131444 +0000" stop="20260612133803 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133803 +0000" stop="20260612140209 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612140209 +0000" stop="20260612142713 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612142713 +0000" stop="20260612145052 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612145052 +0000" stop="20260612151523 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612151523 +0000" stop="20260612153902 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612153902 +0000" stop="20260612160235 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612160235 +0000" stop="20260612161500 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161500 +0000" stop="20260612161815 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161815 +0000" stop="20260612162225 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612162225 +0000" stop="20260612162529 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612162529 +0000" stop="20260612162952 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612162952 +0000" stop="20260612163518 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163518 +0000" stop="20260612165946 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612165946 +0000" stop="20260612172521 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612172521 +0000" stop="20260612175056 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175056 +0000" stop="20260612181415 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181415 +0000" stop="20260612183821 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612183821 +0000" stop="20260612190325 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190325 +0000" stop="20260612192703 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192703 +0000" stop="20260612195135 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195135 +0000" stop="20260612201514 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201514 +0000" stop="20260612203847 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203847 +0000" stop="20260612205111 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205111 +0000" stop="20260612205427 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205427 +0000" stop="20260612205837 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205837 +0000" stop="20260612210141 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210141 +0000" stop="20260612210604 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210604 +0000" stop="20260612211130 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612211130 +0000" stop="20260612213558 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213558 +0000" stop="20260612220133 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220133 +0000" stop="20260612222707 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612222707 +0000" stop="20260612225027 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612225027 +0000" stop="20260612231432 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612231432 +0000" stop="20260612233936 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233936 +0000" stop="20260613000315 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613000315 +0000" stop="20260613002747 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002747 +0000" stop="20260613005125 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005125 +0000" stop="20260613011459 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011459 +0000" stop="20260613012723 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613012723 +0000" stop="20260613013039 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013039 +0000" stop="20260613013449 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013449 +0000" stop="20260613013753 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013753 +0000" stop="20260613014216 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014216 +0000" stop="20260613014742 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014742 +0000" stop="20260613021210 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021210 +0000" stop="20260613023745 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023745 +0000" stop="20260613030319 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030319 +0000" stop="20260613032638 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032638 +0000" stop="20260613035044 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035044 +0000" stop="20260613041548 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041548 +0000" stop="20260613043927 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043927 +0000" stop="20260613050358 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050358 +0000" stop="20260613052737 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052737 +0000" stop="20260613055110 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055110 +0000" stop="20260613060335 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613060335 +0000" stop="20260613060650 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613060650 +0000" stop="20260613061101 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061101 +0000" stop="20260613061405 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061405 +0000" stop="20260613061828 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061828 +0000" stop="20260613062353 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062353 +0000" stop="20260613064822 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064822 +0000" stop="20260613071356 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071356 +0000" stop="20260613073931 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073931 +0000" stop="20260613080250 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080250 +0000" stop="20260613082656 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082656 +0000" stop="20260613085200 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085200 +0000" stop="20260613091539 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091539 +0000" stop="20260613094010 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094010 +0000" stop="20260613100349 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100349 +0000" stop="20260613102722 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102722 +0000" stop="20260613103946 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103946 +0000" stop="20260613104302 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104302 +0000" stop="20260613104712 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104712 +0000" stop="20260613105016 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105016 +0000" stop="20260613105439 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105439 +0000" stop="20260613110005 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110005 +0000" stop="20260613112433 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112433 +0000" stop="20260613115008 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613115008 +0000" stop="20260613121543 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121543 +0000" stop="20260613123902 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123902 +0000" stop="20260613130308 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130308 +0000" stop="20260613132812 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613132812 +0000" stop="20260613135150 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135150 +0000" stop="20260613141622 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141622 +0000" stop="20260613144001 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144001 +0000" stop="20260613150334 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613150334 +0000" stop="20260613151558 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151558 +0000" stop="20260613151914 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151914 +0000" stop="20260613152324 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152324 +0000" stop="20260613152628 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152628 +0000" stop="20260613153051 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153051 +0000" stop="20260613153617 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153617 +0000" stop="20260613160045 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160045 +0000" stop="20260613162620 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162620 +0000" stop="20260613165154 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165154 +0000" stop="20260613171514 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613171514 +0000" stop="20260613173919 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173919 +0000" stop="20260613180423 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613180423 +0000" stop="20260613182802 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613182802 +0000" stop="20260613185234 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185234 +0000" stop="20260613191612 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191612 +0000" stop="20260613193946 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193946 +0000" stop="20260613195210 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195210 +0000" stop="20260613195526 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195526 +0000" stop="20260613195936 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195936 +0000" stop="20260613200240 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200240 +0000" stop="20260613200703 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200703 +0000" stop="20260613201229 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201229 +0000" stop="20260613203657 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613203657 +0000" stop="20260613210231 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210231 +0000" stop="20260613212806 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212806 +0000" stop="20260613215125 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215125 +0000" stop="20260613221531 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221531 +0000" stop="20260613224035 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224035 +0000" stop="20260613230414 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230414 +0000" stop="20260613232845 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232845 +0000" stop="20260613235224 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235224 +0000" stop="20260614001557 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001557 +0000" stop="20260614002822 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614002822 +0000" stop="20260614003137 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003137 +0000" stop="20260614003548 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003548 +0000" stop="20260614003852 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003852 +0000" stop="20260614004315 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004315 +0000" stop="20260614004840 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004840 +0000" stop="20260614011309 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011309 +0000" stop="20260614013843 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013843 +0000" stop="20260614020418 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614020418 +0000" stop="20260614022737 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022737 +0000" stop="20260614025143 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614025143 +0000" stop="20260614031647 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614031647 +0000" stop="20260614034026 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034026 +0000" stop="20260614040457 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aeon decides to help someone named Lindze, who is trying to get to Bargeld, the man she loves. Who was working with Trevor in a lab somewhere in the middle of a fluid. The fluid puts you in suspend. Bargeld managed to find a "cure" for the fluid, turning it to water. In the end things get complicated and Aeon gets taken over by the fluid as the lab surroundings decays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040457 +0000" stop="20260614042836 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon tries to stop a criminal named Bambara. Trevor has a new robot looking thing, called the custodian that gives you a conscience. It enters in though your naval. Aeon teams up with a group of people wanting to stop Trevor as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042836 +0000" stop="20260614045209 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor encounters a device that could wipe out the entire world but Aeon stops him. They both encounter an alien in which Trevor is very interested in. Trevor decides to go back with the alien to their planet and Aeon decides to wait for him, (Trevor) in the very same pod the alien had travel in. Years, (presumably hundreds) past and Aeon wakes up. She notices that the "aliens" had taken over earth and that Trevor is still alive. She then uses the device, (from the beginning) killing the entire race. What Aeon later finds out is that these alien creatures were actually humans. We end as the final words are spoken by Trevor, "It's the evolution of the revolution... may the best man win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614045209 +0000" stop="20260614050433 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. One lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing that can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050433 +0000" stop="20260614050749 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050749 +0000" stop="20260614051159 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051159 +0000" stop="20260614051503 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051503 +0000" stop="20260614051926 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051926 +0000" stop="20260614052452 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052452 +0000" stop="20260614054920 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor has an obsession with Aeon and tries to create a space in the ambassador's body (whose gone missing) for several days now. A Breen named Gildemere teams up with Aeon and tries to bring down Trevor and his evil ways, but instead Aeon turn on Gildemere as he is charged with the murder of the ambassador.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054920 +0000" stop="20260614061455 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Aeon is trying to free two bird like creatures (a male and female). The thing is Trevor feels for the female one but she ends up dying. The male on the other hand ends up with Aeon's friend Una, as they soar into the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061455 +0000" stop="20260614064030 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon and Trevor play with two peoples life, Sybil and Onan, who are a couple trying to get to Monica, where it has more freedom. They are currently in Brenga, in which Trevor runs. When they both try to escape Onan is successful but Sybil is not. She breaks one of her spinal column and keeping her from falling apart or upright, she needs a device in which Trevor provides. Sybil decides she had enough of Aeon, Trevor and Onan and decides to try her jump into Monica again. Only to see a new device, that she help make, was planted there, cutting her legs off instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064030 +0000" stop="20260614070349 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon teams up with a double agent named Scafandra, who has hands on her feet. Trevor manages to create a cloning device and he manages to clone Aeon. Aeon then, we think, switch places with her clone but Trevor knows this. The "real" Aeon falls for Trevor, the "clone" Aeon tries to carry on. In the end things get too complicated to explain to the clone and the real Aeon allows herself to get killed as the "clone" runs away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070349 +0000" stop="20260614072755 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon is afraid of a thing that Trevor managed to acquire. This things acts as a god with peaceful intentions but Aeon wants to destroy it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072755 +0000" stop="20260614075259 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There is a creature called Narghile that produces a pellet that erases human memories. Rorty and Muriel vows to get rid of these creatures by launching them into the sun. Muriel ends up dying and Aeon, out of guilt, takes her place as Rorty and her try to finish it out. Rorty finds out (from Aeon) that Muriel was cheating on him with Trevor, which he doesn't believe at first. He gets proof himself and can't deal with it. So, he takes the pellet erasing all of his human memories about Aeon, the pellet and Muriel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075259 +0000" stop="20260614081637 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Aeon is caught in a time loop, in a lab in the jungle somewhere.  The reason she was going to the lab was, she was planning to save a test subject but go more than she bargined for.  She encounters a little boy, who seems to be the cause of all of this.  He wants her, but not in a sexual way, in a motherly figure way.  We end the episode, as if they are in another dimesion (in the past) as Aeon drives this little boy (presumbaly her son) to baseball practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612073854 +0000" stop="20260612082119 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: Identity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jake, a young musician, suffers from symptoms associated with Lyme disease. Star undergoes treatment for dystonia. Carmen tours a cellphone-free town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082119 +0000" stop="20260612090146 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090146 +0000" stop="20260612094258 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612094258 +0000" stop="20260612102627 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 6: Mind &amp; Body - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A healer treats Pilar over the phone. Jake and his girlfriend drive 10 hours to a clinic. A friend worries that doctors are taking advantage of Jill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612102627 +0000" stop="20260612110350 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7: Well - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jill considers a $30,000 treatment plan. Bekah gets a new custom home. Pilar, Star and Carmen's health improves, and Jamison and Jake reach milestones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110350 +0000" stop="20260612114955 +0000" channel="C390.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 1: Toxic World - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Wi-Fi and electricity trigger Carmen's strange symptoms. Jamison hasn't left his room in two years. Bekah lives in a van in the desert to avoid mold.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chapter 2: Support - S01E02</title>
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    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
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    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Under the avatar "Fennelope," Fenneko befriends Haida and Shikabane in the online game and sets up a meeting with them in real life.</desc>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613015216 +0000" stop="20260613021135 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022930 +0000" stop="20260613024728 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613024728 +0000" stop="20260613030450 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030450 +0000" stop="20260613033829 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613033829 +0000" stop="20260613035407 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Office worker Retsuko lets out her daily frustrations with her job by going to a karaoke bar and singing death metal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035407 +0000" stop="20260613040946 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613040946 +0000" stop="20260613042524 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042524 +0000" stop="20260613044103 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044103 +0000" stop="20260613045642 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gori and Washimi end up taking Retsuko to her usual karaoke bar, where her penchant for death metal is exposed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045642 +0000" stop="20260613051220 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613051220 +0000" stop="20260613052759 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ton acts uncharacteristically nice following his warning, only for him to discover who it was who reported him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613052759 +0000" stop="20260613054337 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054337 +0000" stop="20260613055916 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055916 +0000" stop="20260613061743 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613061743 +0000" stop="20260613063319 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613063319 +0000" stop="20260613064856 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613064856 +0000" stop="20260613070419 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613070419 +0000" stop="20260613071955 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071955 +0000" stop="20260613073532 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613073532 +0000" stop="20260613075109 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075109 +0000" stop="20260613080645 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080645 +0000" stop="20260613082222 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082222 +0000" stop="20260613083835 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613083835 +0000" stop="20260613085827 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085827 +0000" stop="20260613091354 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091354 +0000" stop="20260613092919 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092919 +0000" stop="20260613094505 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613094505 +0000" stop="20260613095944 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls turn a profit for the first time thanks to Retsuko’s business acumen. Haida hits it off with Inui after an unexpected encounter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613095944 +0000" stop="20260613101551 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101551 +0000" stop="20260613103215 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613103215 +0000" stop="20260613104756 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613104756 +0000" stop="20260613110350 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110350 +0000" stop="20260613111955 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613130822 +0000" stop="20260613132537 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Haida still doesn't have a job, and doesn't seem interested in getting another one any time soon – which makes Retsuko feel uneasy.</desc>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Under the avatar "Fennelope," Fenneko befriends Haida and Shikabane in the online game and sets up a meeting with them in real life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165741 +0000" stop="20260613171539 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613171539 +0000" stop="20260613173301 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173301 +0000" stop="20260613180640 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Office worker Retsuko lets out her daily frustrations with her job by going to a karaoke bar and singing death metal.</desc>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gori and Washimi end up taking Retsuko to her usual karaoke bar, where her penchant for death metal is exposed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613192453 +0000" stop="20260613194031 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ton acts uncharacteristically nice following his warning, only for him to discover who it was who reported him.</desc>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613213230 +0000" stop="20260613214806 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214806 +0000" stop="20260613220343 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220343 +0000" stop="20260613221920 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221920 +0000" stop="20260613223456 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
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    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
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    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
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    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
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    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
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    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613052834 +0000" stop="20260613061005 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061005 +0000" stop="20260613065136 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613065136 +0000" stop="20260613073509 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073509 +0000" stop="20260613081740 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081740 +0000" stop="20260613090113 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613094344 +0000" stop="20260613102616 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613102616 +0000" stop="20260613110850 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110850 +0000" stop="20260613115149 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613115149 +0000" stop="20260613123422 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123422 +0000" stop="20260613131655 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131655 +0000" stop="20260613135924 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135924 +0000" stop="20260613144056 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144056 +0000" stop="20260613152229 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152229 +0000" stop="20260613160402 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160402 +0000" stop="20260613164534 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164534 +0000" stop="20260613172706 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172706 +0000" stop="20260613180839 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613180839 +0000" stop="20260613185011 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185011 +0000" stop="20260613191859 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191859 +0000" stop="20260613200030 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200030 +0000" stop="20260613204202 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204202 +0000" stop="20260613212333 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212333 +0000" stop="20260613220506 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220506 +0000" stop="20260613224637 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224637 +0000" stop="20260613232809 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232809 +0000" stop="20260614000940 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614000940 +0000" stop="20260614005111 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614005111 +0000" stop="20260614013242 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013242 +0000" stop="20260614021413 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021413 +0000" stop="20260614025746 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614025746 +0000" stop="20260614034018 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034018 +0000" stop="20260614042351 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042351 +0000" stop="20260614050622 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050622 +0000" stop="20260614054854 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054854 +0000" stop="20260614063127 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063127 +0000" stop="20260614071426 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071426 +0000" stop="20260614075659 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075659 +0000" stop="20260614083932 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072012 +0000" stop="20260612080831 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth About Holly - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Hawke rescues Dominic's niece Holly from a mobster's compound in Mexico, strange things start happening at Santini Air. At first, Hawke and Dominic assume that the mobster is trying to scare the girl, but, especially when Hawke turns down Holly's advances of romance, the incidents get worse... Meanwhile, Caitlin O'Shannessy arrives fresh from her escapade with Hawke against the corrupt Police of Pope County, and looks for work at Santini Air. He close relationship with Hawke somehow seems to fuel the incidents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080831 +0000" stop="20260612085648 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Santini Air is hired for a 30 day period by agents on behalf of a industrial millionaire, to be on stand-by to pilot the man on an important journey when called upon. Dominic is excited at the prospect of the high-paying job, but Hawke is more sceptical and intends to find out just why they've been given the contract. But unbeknown to any of them, Caitlin's new boyfriend is plotting to assassinate the millionaire; and matters are not helped any by some malfunctions that Airwolf is suffering...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085648 +0000" stop="20260612094517 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Past - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dominic is distraught to hear that his daughter Sally-Anne - whom Hawke never even knew existed - has been found dead on the beach after over-dosing, in the Caribbean Island of San Remo, where Dom himself was born. Detouring in their way to a top-secret Airwolf mission for the Firm, Hawke flies Dominic to the island to attend the funeral, only for it to end in an argument with his bitter ex-wife Lila.    Returning from their mission, they hear that Lila was murdered the previous night, and Dominic is arrested as the prime suspect. When Archangel is ordered not to allow Firm involvement as not to risk uncovering the secret mission, Hawke heads to the luxurious San Remo to investigate the murder for himself, and finds the island is living in the shadow of a new gambling casino, run by a very shady character with great influence in the area...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612094517 +0000" stop="20260612103340 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel (a.k.a. Angel of Mercy) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>String must add Caitlin to the Airwolf crew, in order to rescue Archangel from behind enemy lines.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612103340 +0000" stop="20260612112159 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HX 1 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When new hi-tech attack chopper HX1 is stolen by an elite group of mercenaries, the tactics used fits those that Hawke's MIA brother St. John was trained in, and Hawke is certain that his brother may somehow be involved. Dominic begs him to leave well alone, but Hawke is adamant, and with Archangel insisting that if it cant be retrieved, the Firm will blow HX1 and anyone flying it out of the sky, Hawke goes back into his past and some of the people he knows from it, to desperately try and get a lead on the group and mercenaries and possibly St. John... But the HX1 is so powerful, it may even be able to blow Airwolf out of the sky...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112159 +0000" stop="20260612121019 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight #093 Is Missing - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Caitlin is a passenger on board a plane which Airwolf is sent to search for after the plane is hijacked and forced down at sea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612121019 +0000" stop="20260612125810 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once a Hero (a.k.a. Heroes) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>String receives information that St. John is being held in a POW camp, but by the time a rescue operations put into effect St. John has been moved.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612125810 +0000" stop="20260612134627 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Random Target - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While filming aerial footage, String and Dom accidentally get footage of a mobster believed dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612134627 +0000" stop="20260612143445 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Condemned - S02E12</title>
    <desc>String and Caitlin are sent to a remote Alaskan research station where a deadly Russian bacteria has been let loose.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612143445 +0000" stop="20260612152306 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The American Dream - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew decides to help a group of Vietnamese farmers get their crop to market, after a warlord threatens their lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612152306 +0000" stop="20260612161115 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inn at the End of the Road - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A pilot who escaped from terrorists who stole an experimental aircraft guidance computer leads the Airwolf team to the remote community where the terrorists are holed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161115 +0000" stop="20260612165925 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santini's Millions - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Dom inherits from the estate of a millionaire  whom he had earlier rescued from a plane crash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612165925 +0000" stop="20260612174733 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner of Yesterday - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is drawn into fighting a Banana Republic coup when they set out to rescue their latest team member, "Doc", who has been kidnapped to treat the nation's leader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612174733 +0000" stop="20260612183545 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Born - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew befriend a runaway looking for revenge on the drug runners that murdered his uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612183545 +0000" stop="20260612192350 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Sky - S02E18</title>
    <desc>While working on a music video, String helps a country singer whose manager plans to kill her in an effort to boost album sales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192350 +0000" stop="20260612201200 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dambreakers - S02E19</title>
    <desc>String and a reporter friend are taken hostage by terrorists who have taken over a Christian commune.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612201200 +0000" stop="20260612210007 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Severance Pay - S02E20</title>
    <desc>String must bring in a disgruntled former Firm employee who's been denied his retirement benefits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612210007 +0000" stop="20260612214816 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eruption - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After being forced down by a volcano eruption, String and Dom discover a mining town being run as a slave colony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612214816 +0000" stop="20260612223629 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Walk to Freedom - S02E22</title>
    <desc>String is captured by Latin American revolutionaries while attempting to rescue American archaeological students trapped by a coup.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612223629 +0000" stop="20260612232436 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horn of Plenty - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Hawke takes a seemingly luxurious Santini Air job, piloting and accompanying a beautiful, high-flying business woman for a few days, but ends up duped into being hypnotised in an elaborate plot by master criminal John Bradford Horn. Horn has desire to take over a small country as his own, and intends to have the hypnotised Hawke deliver Airwolf to him so he can use the chopper's fierce fire-power to succeed in his goal...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612232436 +0000" stop="20260613001240 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airwolf II - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Hawke is at a friend's prestigious ceremony when Archangel pulls him out and accuses him of being involved in a robbery the previous night in which items that could be used by Airwolf were stolen by thieves in a helicopter matching the Santini Air chopper. But Archangel is suspended by the Firm, who've built a new model of Airwolf – Airwolf II, called 'Redwolf', and piloted by Harlan "Tex" Jenkins, who worked on the original Airwolf project and has always insisted that he, not Dr. Moffett, was the true creator. But things backfire for the Firm when Jenkins steals Airwolf II - and before he hands it over to the foreign agents he's in league with, he plans a showdown with his old rival – Stringfellow Hawke; a duel that brings Airwolf vs. Airwolf...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001240 +0000" stop="20260613010045 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And a Child Shall Lead - S03E03</title>
    <desc>String is aided in the rescue of a kidnapped industrial designer by the man's autistic son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613010045 +0000" stop="20260613014849 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fortune Teller - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dominic arrive for a rendezvous with Archangel in the desert, only to find his jeep abandoned and no sign of him. The F.I.R.M., who have reason to believe that he has turned traitor, give him 48 hours to be found before they send in the Zebra squad – an assassination squad that take out suspected traitors. Dominic asks for the help of a reluctant psychic in finding Archangel's whereabouts, much to Hawke's scepticism. Archangel is actually being held by a rich crime baron who is determined to get his hands on "The Fortune Teller" – an in-flight device that out-guesses the opponent's next move - of which Archangel has been involved of the development...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014849 +0000" stop="20260613023658 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossover - S03E05</title>
    <desc>String falls for the Czech woman scientist, whom he's helping defect to the west.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613023658 +0000" stop="20260613032501 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kingdom Come - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When a professional group of thieves steal a batch of thermonuclear detonators, which can cause mass destruction if they fall into the wrong hands, Archangel has reason to suspect that the robbery was an inside job, and sends Hawke and Santini to use Airwolf to track down the detonators before they can be used by the criminals. Meanwhile, while Hawke and Dom are busy tracking down the detonators, a man arrives at Santini Air asking Caitlin to give him flying lessons, and soon strikes up a romance with her – but unbeknown to her, he is actually an ex-F.I.R.M. employee who was the inside man on the robbery, and now plans to use her in a trap to get his hands on Airwolf, which he intends to use to fly the detonators out of the country with...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032501 +0000" stop="20260613041301 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eagles - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At a National Air Race show, Hawke and Dominic befriend an attractive pilot racer, unaware that she's being pursued by her boss and his henchmen after stealing some tapes that can prove that a new combat jet is too unstable to be flown – something that her boss is determined to cover up at any cost...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041301 +0000" stop="20260613050051 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annie Oakley - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When "The Mongoose", a new laser weapon, is stolen, the thieves fall out, and one of them contacts The F.I.R.M. with hope of returning the weapon for reward. Archangel sends Hawke, with Dominic and Caitlin, to work undercover as stunt men at a travelling Wild West show where the man is hiding out, but when their contact is killed in a suspicious "accident", it's up to them to find out the whereabouts of the weapon for themselves before the thieves can sell it to foreign agents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050051 +0000" stop="20260613054853 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jennie - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Arriving in Airwolf in a war-torn South American country, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin rendezvous with "living legend" freedom fighter leader El Gato, in a mission to rescue a US scientist who is being held captive. Dominic and Caitlin wait at the pick-up point as Hawke and El Gato set off on the rescue bid, but during the escape after locating the scientist, El Gato is killed, and Hawke's radio to Airwolf is destroyed.    Hiding in from the pursing terrorist army in the area's dense growth, Hawke and the rather arrogant scientist meet a teacher and her group of hearing-impaired children, who are homeless after village was destroyed by the terrorists. Hawke attempts to lead the group to safety as they head to the pick-up point, trying to find a new home for the teacher and her students, and all the time avoiding the terrorist army along the way...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613054853 +0000" stop="20260613063659 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Circle - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The families of one of String's friends from Vietnam are kidnapped along with Dom and Caitlin by people seeking revenge against those who destroyed their village during the Vietnam conflict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613063659 +0000" stop="20260613072503 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Have All the Children Gone? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At the funeral of a Vietnam comrade, Hawke takes it upon himself to deliver the man's coffin flag and Congressional Medal of Honour to the soldier's brother, Billy Fargo. But arriving in the small rural town where Fargo is reported to be living, he finds the whole area inhabited solely by youths, all under their "father" Fargo's influence. Fargo emerges to be a deranged "peace-loving" hippie, who, with his wily cohort Sabrina, is planning to use the youngsters to help in a plot to make a destructive anti-nuclear statement to the world...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613072503 +0000" stop="20260613081308 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half-Pint - S03E12</title>
    <desc>String decides to adopt St. John's Amerasian son when theson's discovery points to St. John being dead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613081308 +0000" stop="20260613090110 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wildfire - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dominic introduces Hawke and Caitlin to an old friend, Big Cec - the owner of an oil drilling company in the desert, and his son Little Cec, who works at the company. But they find themselves walking into the middle of a feud that has emerged between the two since the death of Big Cec's wife. With Dom staying with the pair for a few days, he is shocked to learn that Little Cec was thrown out of college for selling marijuana, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he now is being forced by a head of the oil company to make drug runs in part of a drug smuggling operation. Dom sets about trying to put things right, but it is no easy task going against the ruthless drug runners...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090110 +0000" stop="20260613094913 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Discovery - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A man who once failed to steal Airwolf is given a second chance when a young lady he knows stumbles upon its hiding place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094913 +0000" stop="20260613103716 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Jeopardy - S03E15</title>
    <desc>After Tess Dixon, the wife of infamous crime-lord Cullen Dixon, escapes his bodyguards while swimming in the sea at night, Archangel asks Hawke and Santini to deliver her safely via Airwolf to a top-secret location, where she will testify against a cartel of corrupt businessmen who are plotting to assassinate high-ranking officials in Washington. Tess is an old flame of Hawke's, something which makes him very reluctant to accept the mission, before he finally agrees, but they come under continual attack as Cullen Dixon's men aim to see that Tess never makes it to testify...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613103716 +0000" stop="20260613112519 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Wolf - S03E16</title>
    <desc>String and Dom become involved in a custody dispute when a friend of Strings who was about to be divorced dies leaving his wife and mother to battle for his infant son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112519 +0000" stop="20260613121302 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperate Monday - S03E17</title>
    <desc>At Caitlin’s sorority reunion kidnappers after one of her “sisters” bungle the job and end up holding the whole reunion hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121302 +0000" stop="20260613130102 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hawke's Run - S03E18</title>
    <desc>String discovers that an old friend is a double agent when a schematic he was to turn over to the FIRM is stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130102 +0000" stop="20260613134904 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break-in at Santa Paula - S03E19</title>
    <desc>The wife of a deceased old friend of Hawke's begs him to rescue her son Terry, who is in a corrupt Mexican prison after being framed, with a bad heart condition. After visiting the prison posing as the boy's uncle, in order to survey the layout, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin make the rescue bit; but the attempt fails when Terry attempts to take an ill friend with them, causing Hawke himself to be captured and held in the prison...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134904 +0000" stop="20260613143707 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Fell from the Sky - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Hawke is doing some late-night fishing on the lake outside his cabin, when he sees a helicopter fly over and drop a body into the water. Pulling the unconscious, dumped young woman out and taking her to hospital, he finds that the girl has amnesia due to her trauma, but doctor's examination indicates that she is a  drug user and worked as a prostitute. Hawke sets out to help the girl find out her true identity, and just what trouble she was in that had led to people trying kill her - but when the hit-men who had dumped her into the lake find out that she is still alive, they set out to see that neither girl or Hawke are around to uncover the truth about her...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143707 +0000" stop="20260613152447 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tracks - S03E21</title>
    <desc>String takes group of wheelchair-bound Vietnam war vets on a mountain hike adventure, but they wind up fighting for thier lives when a deranged mountain man, wants them off his mountain at any cost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152447 +0000" stop="20260613161250 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds of Paradise - S03E22</title>
    <desc>String comes to the aid of his nephew who asks String for help when his mother disappears for a week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161250 +0000" stop="20260613165852 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackjack - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dom is killed in a helicopter accident that also severely injures String. Dom's niece, Jo, inherits and takes charge of Santini Air. The Company sends Locke to regain possession of Airwolf, he recruits Major Mike Rivers ,an Air Force pilot to help him find and fly the craft. Together they rescue St. John from a jungle prison  and he and Jo round out the new Airwolf team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165852 +0000" stop="20260613174505 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After being captured and sentenced to die, Jo's only hope for survival lies with a Soviet defector.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613174505 +0000" stop="20260613183110 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Town for Hire - S04E03</title>
    <desc>St. John is following Jo in a bi-plane as she tries out a new navigation device in a helicopter over an area of wilderness, when her helicopter is suddenly struck from the ground by a laser-beam that sends her chopper crashing down. St. John's plane is also hit, but he manages to land in the nearby town of Santa Mira before he looses consciousness. Waking up the next day in the local hospital, he is infuriated that nobody seems to believe his story and is out looking for Jo. But when he arrives at the crash-site, there is no sign of the crash ever happened, and as St. John tries to find out what is going on, he finds that the small boom town is held in some kind of grip of fear...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183110 +0000" stop="20260613191647 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salvage - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A former female employee of the Company, who has suffered mental trauma after a Company mission went wrong, insists that she is seeing strange lights and hearing unexplained noises in the middle of the night, over her remote home and the nearby Indian burial ground in the rural town of Devil’s Ridge. Jason sends St. John and Mike to investigate, and they are just as sceptical as everyone else, putting it down to her mental troubles, but the source of the disturbances is actually a stolen super-helicopter – a third version of Airwolf called “The Scorpion” – is hidden in the area, waiting to be picked up by KGB agents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191647 +0000" stop="20260613200248 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Windows - S04E05</title>
    <desc>St. John and crew are under a deadline to recover a piece of stolen satellite hardware which is needed for an upcoming space shuttle flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200248 +0000" stop="20260613204845 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Piece of Cake - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The grandfather of one of four juvenile delinquents Jo and Mike have taken camping plans on killing the rest of the camping party in order to regain custody of his grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204845 +0000" stop="20260613213459 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deathtrain - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Locke does not get along with the Russian agent he has been assigned to work with to guard a train full of nerve gas that is to be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613213459 +0000" stop="20260613222105 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Code of Silence - S04E08</title>
    <desc>St. John and Locke uncover a military cover-up when they represent opposite sides at a court martial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613222105 +0000" stop="20260613230707 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (1) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230707 +0000" stop="20260613235305 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (2) - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235305 +0000" stop="20260614003908 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mime Troupe - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is assigned to guard the daughter of an Interpol agent who is marked for death by terrorists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003908 +0000" stop="20260614012511 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Virus - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team tracks down the source of a genetically engineered virus that has claimed the life of one of St. John's friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012511 +0000" stop="20260614021114 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rogue Warrior - S04E13</title>
    <desc>A security leak is blamed on Locke when his behavior changes as a result of seeing a friend killed on a mission behind the Iron Curtain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021114 +0000" stop="20260614025718 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ground Zero - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A Japanese Kamikaze pilot who survived being shot down by St. John's father during WWII plans on restoring his honor by killing St. John and destroying a nuclear power plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614025718 +0000" stop="20260614034318 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers of the Mountain - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A jet manufacturer sabotages his own plane that St. John is test piloting rather than let St. John reveal its inferior construction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034318 +0000" stop="20260614042921 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent in to stop a group that has taken control of ten Soviet and ten American nuclear missile silos and threatens to set them off unless everyone agrees to total nuclear disarmament.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042921 +0000" stop="20260614051449 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Double - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike and the wife of an East German double agent! pilot he had been impersonating are kidnapped at an air show in Paris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051449 +0000" stop="20260614060050 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm Warning - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A banana republic dictator takes St. John and the family of one of St. John's friends- who had discovered that the dictator was skimming American aid- hostage on a remote island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614060050 +0000" stop="20260614064655 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden One - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jo is lured to Afghanistan by an old boyfriend who has sold her as a bride to a rebel leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064655 +0000" stop="20260614073258 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puppet Master - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Locke's girlfriend is given a behavior implant module which forces her to turn Locke over to a lady scientist who uses the same procedure on Locke in order to gain control of Airwolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614073258 +0000" stop="20260614081903 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malduke - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent to stop a man who has hijacked a Japanese freighter carrying nuclear waste. The man plans to blackmail the nations of the Earth into guaranteeing all diseased persons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075630 +0000" stop="20260612082012 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082012 +0000" stop="20260612084355 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084355 +0000" stop="20260612090737 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090737 +0000" stop="20260612093120 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093120 +0000" stop="20260612095502 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095502 +0000" stop="20260612101844 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101844 +0000" stop="20260612104227 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104227 +0000" stop="20260612110609 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110609 +0000" stop="20260612112952 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112952 +0000" stop="20260612115334 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115334 +0000" stop="20260612121717 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121717 +0000" stop="20260612124059 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124059 +0000" stop="20260612130442 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130442 +0000" stop="20260612132824 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612132824 +0000" stop="20260612135207 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612135207 +0000" stop="20260612141549 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612141549 +0000" stop="20260612143932 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612143932 +0000" stop="20260612150314 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612150314 +0000" stop="20260612152657 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612152657 +0000" stop="20260612155039 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612155039 +0000" stop="20260612161421 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612161421 +0000" stop="20260612163804 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612163804 +0000" stop="20260612170146 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612170146 +0000" stop="20260612172529 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612172529 +0000" stop="20260612174911 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612174911 +0000" stop="20260612181254 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612181254 +0000" stop="20260612183636 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612183636 +0000" stop="20260612190019 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612190019 +0000" stop="20260612192401 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612192401 +0000" stop="20260612194744 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612194744 +0000" stop="20260612201126 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612201126 +0000" stop="20260612203509 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612203509 +0000" stop="20260612205851 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612205851 +0000" stop="20260612212233 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612212233 +0000" stop="20260612214616 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612214616 +0000" stop="20260612220958 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612220958 +0000" stop="20260612223341 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612223341 +0000" stop="20260612225723 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612225723 +0000" stop="20260612232106 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612232106 +0000" stop="20260612234448 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612234448 +0000" stop="20260613000831 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613000831 +0000" stop="20260613003213 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613003213 +0000" stop="20260613005556 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613005556 +0000" stop="20260613011938 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613011938 +0000" stop="20260613014321 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613014321 +0000" stop="20260613020703 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613020703 +0000" stop="20260613023045 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613023045 +0000" stop="20260613025428 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613025428 +0000" stop="20260613031810 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613031810 +0000" stop="20260613034153 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613034153 +0000" stop="20260613040535 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613040535 +0000" stop="20260613042918 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613042918 +0000" stop="20260613045300 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613045300 +0000" stop="20260613051643 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613051643 +0000" stop="20260613054025 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613054025 +0000" stop="20260613060408 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613060408 +0000" stop="20260613062750 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613062750 +0000" stop="20260613065133 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613065133 +0000" stop="20260613071515 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613071515 +0000" stop="20260613073858 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613073858 +0000" stop="20260613080240 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613080240 +0000" stop="20260613082622 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613082622 +0000" stop="20260613085005 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613085005 +0000" stop="20260613091347 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613091347 +0000" stop="20260613093730 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613093730 +0000" stop="20260613100112 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613100112 +0000" stop="20260613102455 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613102455 +0000" stop="20260613104837 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613104837 +0000" stop="20260613111220 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613111220 +0000" stop="20260613113602 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613113602 +0000" stop="20260613115945 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613115945 +0000" stop="20260613122327 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122327 +0000" stop="20260613124710 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613124710 +0000" stop="20260613131052 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613131052 +0000" stop="20260613133434 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613133434 +0000" stop="20260613135817 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135817 +0000" stop="20260613142159 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613142159 +0000" stop="20260613144542 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144542 +0000" stop="20260613150924 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613150924 +0000" stop="20260613153307 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153307 +0000" stop="20260613155649 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613155649 +0000" stop="20260613162032 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613162032 +0000" stop="20260613164414 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613164414 +0000" stop="20260613170757 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613170757 +0000" stop="20260613173139 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613173139 +0000" stop="20260613175522 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613175522 +0000" stop="20260613181904 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613181904 +0000" stop="20260613184246 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613184246 +0000" stop="20260613190629 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613190629 +0000" stop="20260613193011 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613193011 +0000" stop="20260613195354 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613195354 +0000" stop="20260613201736 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613201736 +0000" stop="20260613204119 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613204119 +0000" stop="20260613210501 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613210501 +0000" stop="20260613212844 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212844 +0000" stop="20260613215226 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215226 +0000" stop="20260613221609 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221609 +0000" stop="20260613223951 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613223951 +0000" stop="20260613230334 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230334 +0000" stop="20260613232716 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232716 +0000" stop="20260613235058 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613235058 +0000" stop="20260614001441 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001441 +0000" stop="20260614003823 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003823 +0000" stop="20260614010206 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614010206 +0000" stop="20260614012548 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614012548 +0000" stop="20260614014931 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614014931 +0000" stop="20260614021313 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614021313 +0000" stop="20260614023656 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614023656 +0000" stop="20260614030038 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614030038 +0000" stop="20260614032421 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614032421 +0000" stop="20260614034803 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614034803 +0000" stop="20260614041146 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614041146 +0000" stop="20260614043528 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614043528 +0000" stop="20260614045911 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614045911 +0000" stop="20260614052253 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614052253 +0000" stop="20260614054635 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614054635 +0000" stop="20260614061018 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614061018 +0000" stop="20260614063400 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614063400 +0000" stop="20260614065743 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614065743 +0000" stop="20260614072125 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614072125 +0000" stop="20260614074508 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614074508 +0000" stop="20260614080850 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612075540 +0000" stop="20260612081731 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612081731 +0000" stop="20260612083920 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612083920 +0000" stop="20260612090111 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090111 +0000" stop="20260612092300 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612092300 +0000" stop="20260612094538 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612094538 +0000" stop="20260612100729 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612100729 +0000" stop="20260612102917 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612102917 +0000" stop="20260612105201 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612105201 +0000" stop="20260612111340 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612111340 +0000" stop="20260612113528 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612113528 +0000" stop="20260612115716 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612115716 +0000" stop="20260612122001 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122001 +0000" stop="20260612124147 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612124147 +0000" stop="20260612130331 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130331 +0000" stop="20260612132515 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612132515 +0000" stop="20260612134659 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134659 +0000" stop="20260612140848 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612140848 +0000" stop="20260612143131 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143131 +0000" stop="20260612145304 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612155820 +0000" stop="20260612162102 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612162102 +0000" stop="20260612164252 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612164252 +0000" stop="20260612170437 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612172632 +0000" stop="20260612174817 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612185426 +0000" stop="20260612191616 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612191616 +0000" stop="20260612193802 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612193802 +0000" stop="20260612195943 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612195943 +0000" stop="20260612202226 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612202226 +0000" stop="20260612204416 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612204416 +0000" stop="20260612210651 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612210651 +0000" stop="20260612212932 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612212932 +0000" stop="20260612215121 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612215121 +0000" stop="20260612221313 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612221313 +0000" stop="20260612223504 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612223504 +0000" stop="20260612225658 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612225658 +0000" stop="20260612231848 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612231848 +0000" stop="20260612234033 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612234033 +0000" stop="20260613000221 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613000221 +0000" stop="20260613002353 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613002353 +0000" stop="20260613004540 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613004540 +0000" stop="20260613010820 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613010820 +0000" stop="20260613013005 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor Iago - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Iago can't stand being greedy so he steals valuables to give away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613013005 +0000" stop="20260613015152 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Dagger Rock - S01E39</title>
    <desc>On a lovely day Aladdin and Jasmine are about to go on a date, but it is quickly ruined by Mozenrath. He kidnaps Aladdin for Genie, and now Jasmine has to disguise herself as a guard to rescue him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613015152 +0000" stop="20260613021340 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Heat of the Fright - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends meet Mirage, the evil catwoman with incredible powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613021340 +0000" stop="20260613023527 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero With a Thousand Feathers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Iago is destined to wake up an ancient evil, and when he does it tramples Agrabah. Iago gets frightened and blames Genie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613023527 +0000" stop="20260613025716 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Faces of Genie - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Genie experiments by giving himself seven split personalities, but something goes wrong and those personalities split out of him and rampage all over Ghezistan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613025716 +0000" stop="20260613031958 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613031958 +0000" stop="20260613034149 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613034149 +0000" stop="20260613040333 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613040333 +0000" stop="20260613042517 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613042517 +0000" stop="20260613044705 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch Way Did She Go? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient witches of the sand have returned to rule Agrabah and Sadira must choose between power and real friendship.</desc>
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    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Mirage tries to eliminate Agrabah with a black spire that eliminates anything its shadow touches. Can Aladdin and friends stop her before Agrabah disappears at sundown?</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613053036 +0000" stop="20260613055228 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613055228 +0000" stop="20260613061418 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613061418 +0000" stop="20260613063703 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613063703 +0000" stop="20260613065851 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613065851 +0000" stop="20260613072031 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613072031 +0000" stop="20260613074221 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
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    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613082551 +0000" stop="20260613084742 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613090928 +0000" stop="20260613093113 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Each one of Aladdin's friends gets replaced by undead mamluks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613093113 +0000" stop="20260613095302 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at First Sprite - S01E57</title>
    <desc>A group of sprites teach Aladdin how to fly and carpet feels left out. When the sprites want to play all the time they seem to good to be true and carpet teaches them a lesson they'll never forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613095302 +0000" stop="20260613101449 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Butterfingers has some tricks up his sleeve and he's after the Sultan who's been turned into a miniature gold statue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613101449 +0000" stop="20260613103639 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost City Of The Sun - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath enslaves the sprites and forces them to find a lost city that contains an enormous amount of power. Some sprites escape and go to Aladdin for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613103639 +0000" stop="20260613105829 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Iago acts greedy again and this time it leads them to the Netherworld. Now they are trapped in the Netherworld with Ayam Aghoul. Can Iago and Abu escape and prevent Aladdin from falling into Ayam's trap?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613105829 +0000" stop="20260613112018 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genie Hunt - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Genie's old master allows a muktar to hunt Genie to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613112018 +0000" stop="20260613114213 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 1 - S01E61</title>
    <desc>When Aladdin finds out that 3 theives from the past have somehow turned into powerful magical creatures he tries to stop them. Before he can do so all of Aladdin's friends( except Abu) ask him who are these old thieves, so Aladdin tells him how he knows these theives.</desc>
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    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 2 - S01E62</title>
    <desc>After telling the story of how he met them, Aladdin and co. go find their headquarters to put a stop to them once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>From Hippsodeth, With Love - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Queen Hippsodeth has fallen in love with the Sultan of Agrabah, but King Pecter has fallen in love with her. A deadly love triangle means trouble for the Sultan and Agrabah.</desc>
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    <title>Destiny on Fire - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Aziz is back, and he's turned the Sultan, Jasmine, and the rest of Agrabah into slugs while Aladdin and the gang are on vacation. Rasoul is the only one from the palace who has managed to escape. Aladdin and Rasoul must find a way to work together to finally beat Aziz without fighting each other in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613124752 +0000" stop="20260613130937 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613130937 +0000" stop="20260613133122 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613145828 +0000" stop="20260613152017 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613152017 +0000" stop="20260613154207 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
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    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
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    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
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    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
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    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
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    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
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    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
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    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
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    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
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    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
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    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
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    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
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    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
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    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Formal (2) - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Second First Day - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sophomore year's off to a great start until Katie twists her ankle, giving Alexa something else to focus on while she's waiting to hear from her doctor.</desc>
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    <title>ChoreCats - S02E02</title>
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    <title>#GWENCAS - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Tryouts and Latte Doubts - S02E04</title>
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    <title>PB Without J - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Shop 'Til You Cry - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Katie's Beautiful Mind - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Ghost of Cancer Past - S02E08</title>
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    <title>New Year's ... Whoops - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S02E10</title>
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    <title>1st Day of Junior Year - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Always Something There to Remind Me - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Unconsciously Coupling - S03E04</title>
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    <title>All I Want for Christmas Is You - S03E05</title>
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    <desc>Katie aims high to win a community theater competition, putting unnecessary pressure on her friends -- and herself. Lucas reexamines his future.</desc>
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    <title>It's Just ... Weird - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Panic! At the Putt Putt - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Last First Day - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Rules for Better Barista-ing - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Alexa's full of advice after getting her driver's license - but she doesn't know everything. Meanwhile at Wired, the new hire is Katie's worst nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>The Girl Who Cried Yelp - S03E11</title>
    <desc>After dating Joe for six months, Jennifer's ready for him to meet her family and friends. It's just dinner... but Katie's got some concerns.</desc>
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    <title>Choose Your Own Adventure - S03E12</title>
    <desc>With college applications looming, an aptitude test reveals Katie's true passion. But pursiung it is scary - and Alexa's "dream job" doesn't feel right.</desc>
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    <title>Speaking of Cancer - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Alexa agrees to speak at Lori's carnival - themes Stand Up to Cancer fundraiser, where Katie's coffee kiosk brews unexpected jealousy.</desc>
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    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Speaking of Cancer - S03E13</title>
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    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Last Dance - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Senior prom is on Saturday, and Katie needs a date. (See also: the courage to tell Alexa something important.) Lori and Joe go overboard at game night.</desc>
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    <title>This Feels Right - S03E16</title>
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    <title>Bad Hair Day - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Alexa's plan to hide her cancer from her classmates and start high school like everyone else is totally doable ... until she starts losing her hair.</desc>
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    <title>Wigs - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The girls come up with a colorful solution to keep Alexa's diagnosis under wraps. But Dave's having trouble adjusting to his daughter's new look.</desc>
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    <title>Basketball - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Ungroundable - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Alexa goes out of her way to prove she can't be punished. Jennifer surprises Jack with a backyard campout but has a hard time getting him to unplug.</desc>
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    <title>The Play (1) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After landing the lead in the school play, Katie's left wondering whether she actually earned it. Jennifer asks Lucas to baby-sit.</desc>
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    <title>Picture Day - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Now that Alexa's secret is out, everyone's being unbearably nice -- even Gwenny. Jennifer and Jack invite themselves over to watch the World Series.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Pretty Woman - S02E07</title>
    <desc>ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Something's Wrong with Me - S02E08</title>
    <desc>ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's wedding party.</desc>
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    <title>Night Train - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Isn't It Romantic? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.</desc>
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    <title>Hail to the Chief - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.</desc>
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    <title>ALF's Special Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanners prepare to spend Christmas in a cabin. When the owner comes to visit them, ALF accidently jumps into his trunk and he is taken to a hospital and given away as a Christmas gift to a little girl.</desc>
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    <title>ALF spécial Noël - (partie 2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is still in the hospital with Tiffany and Mr. Foley. He convinces Tiffany to help him get back to the Tanners, but changes his mind when he hears about Tiffany's condition.</desc>
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    <title>The Boy Next Door - S02E14</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew, Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Get a Witness? - S02E15</title>
    <desc>ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.</desc>
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    <title>We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert - S02E16</title>
    <desc>ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (1) - S02E17</title>
    <desc>ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (2) - S02E18</title>
    <desc>It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.</desc>
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    <title>We Gotta Get Out of This Place - S02E19</title>
    <desc>ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.</desc>
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    <title>You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog - S02E20</title>
    <desc>ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.</desc>
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    <title>Hit Me with Your Best Shot - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who's been pushing Brian around.</desc>
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    <title>Movin' Out - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Your Puppet - S02E23</title>
    <desc>ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him.</desc>
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    <title>Tequila - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Kate's friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.</desc>
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    <title>We Are Family - S02E25</title>
    <desc>ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.</desc>
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    <title>Varsity Drag - S02E26</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.</desc>
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    <title>Stop in the Name of Love - S03E01</title>
    <desc>ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.</desc>
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    <title>Stairway to Heaven - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Tonight, Tonight (1) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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    <title>Tonight, Tonight (2) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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    <title>Promises, Promises - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn.</desc>
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    <title>Turkey in the Straw (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek's bizarre relatives.</desc>
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    <title>Turkey in the Straw (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.</desc>
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    <title>Changes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kate goes back to work when a strike sends Willie home.</desc>
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    <title>My Back Pages - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Seeing Willie and Kate reminiscing over their old stuff in the attic and show the family film footage of them attending the Woodstock festival, ALF asks Willie about the 1960s, causing Willie to ponder if he abandoned the ideals he held during those years.</desc>
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    <title>Alone Again, Naturally - S03E11</title>
    <desc>ALF mistakenly believes his cousin is living in Barstow, when he reads an article in the National Inquisitor.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Believe in Magic? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.</desc>
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    <title>Hide Away - S03E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Back - S03E14</title>
    <desc>ALF's expose earns Willie a guest spot on David Horowitz's consumer advocate show.</desc>
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    <title>Suspicious Minds - S03E15</title>
    <desc>ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor is actually Elvis Presley.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Love - S03E16</title>
    <desc>ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby.</desc>
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    <title>Running Scared - S03E17</title>
    <desc>An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities for being an "illegal alien".</desc>
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    <title>Standing in the Shadows of Love - S03E18</title>
    <desc>ALF ghostwrites Jake's love letters.</desc>
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    <title>Superstition - S03E19</title>
    <desc>ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition.</desc>
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    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Lynn ends up with two dates for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.</desc>
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    <title>Funeral for a Friend - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Be Afraid of the Dark - S03E22</title>
    <desc>ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.</desc>
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    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby? - S03E23</title>
    <desc>ALF sees Jake's kleptomaniac mother arrive for a visit and steal a broach from Kate.</desc>
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    <title>Like an Old Time Movie - S03E24</title>
    <desc>ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.</desc>
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    <title>Shake, Rattle and Roll - S03E25</title>
    <desc>ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.</desc>
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    <title>Having My Baby - S03E26</title>
    <desc>ALF prepares for the baby's arrival by re-enacting scenes from "The Dick Van Dyke Show."</desc>
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    <title>Baby, Come Back - S04E01</title>
    <desc>ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric, but almost blows it when the child disappears.</desc>
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    <title>Lies - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tabloid photographers accidentally photograph ALF, so the Tanners have to get the film back.</desc>
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    <title>Wanted: Dead or Alive - S04E03</title>
    <desc>ALF shields Willie when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show, but Trevor turns him in.</desc>
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    <title>We're in the Money - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Using Willie's home computer, ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Games - S04E05</title>
    <desc>After a visit from a psychologist, ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis.</desc>
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    <title>Hooked on a Feeling - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Willie, in an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, holds a support group meeting in his living room.</desc>
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    <title>He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother - S04E07</title>
    <desc>ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's visiting brother Neal.</desc>
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    <title>The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Live and Let Die - S04E09</title>
    <desc>ALF's attitude toward cats changes after his first encounter with kittens.</desc>
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    <title>Break Up to Make Up - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Whizzer comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy at the Tanners.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Together - S04E11</title>
    <desc>ALF, on the outs with the Tanners, is offered a place to stay by Neal.</desc>
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    <title>Fever - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Tanners pamper ALF after he catches his first Earth cold.</desc>
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    <title>It's My Party - S04E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.</desc>
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    <title>Make 'em Laugh - S04E14</title>
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    <title>Love on the Rocks - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Neal and his ex-wife Margaret reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest.</desc>
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    <title>True Colors - S04E16</title>
    <desc>ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme That Old Time Religion - S04E17</title>
    <desc>As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades - S04E18</title>
    <desc>ALF considers the future with the Tanners, who will age faster than the ageless alien.</desc>
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    <title>When I'm Sixty-Four - S04E19</title>
    <desc>ALF encounters youth-seeking senior citizens when he's discovered sneaking into a retirement home.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Sandman - S04E20</title>
    <desc>ALF and Willie scour Death Valley for buried treasure after discovering an old map.</desc>
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    <title>Stayin' Alive - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A morally outraged ALF writes nasty letters to a pollution-producing company.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry Like a Wolf - S04E22</title>
    <desc>ALF takes to the park in search of food after his diet fails.</desc>
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    <title>I Gotta Be Me - S04E23</title>
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    <title>Consider Me Gone - S04E24</title>
    <desc>It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet with Skip and Rhonda, but ALF is captured by the Alien Task Force before he can get to their spaceship.</desc>
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    <title>A.L.F. - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "ALF", short for Alien Life Form. After convincing a military officer that they are not harboring a space creature, the Tanners decide to take ALF in as a member of the family.</desc>
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    <title>Strangers in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian.</desc>
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    <title>Looking for Lucky - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone pins the blame on ALF.</desc>
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    <title>Pennsylvania 6-5000 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons.</desc>
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    <title>Keepin' the Faith - S01E05</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone.</desc>
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    <title>For Your Eyes Only - S01E06</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends a lonely blind girl.</desc>
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    <title>Help Me, Rhonda - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Willie helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.</desc>
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    <title>Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.</desc>
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    <title>Jump - S01E09</title>
    <desc>On his 45th birthday, Willie feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving.</desc>
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    <title>Baby, You Can Drive My Car - S01E10</title>
    <desc>ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn a Ferrari.</desc>
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    <title>On the Road Again - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Tannerbaum - S01E12</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas time. Unfortunately ALF chops the Christmas tree into firewood before anyone notices. The Tanners then have two tasks: to teach ALF all about Christmas and find a new Christmas tree.</desc>
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    <title>Mother and Child Reunion - S01E13</title>
    <desc>ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother pays a visit.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Bit of Soap - S01E14</title>
    <desc>ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera.</desc>
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    <title>I've Got a New Attitude - S01E15</title>
    <desc>ALF plays matchmaker for Kate's mother.</desc>
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    <title>Try to Remember - S01E16</title>
    <desc>ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory.</desc>
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    <title>Try to Remember (Part 2) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Tanners continue to try and jog ALF's memory, and deal with the police at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>Border Song - S01E18</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant.</desc>
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    <title>Wild Thing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Going Out of My Head Over You - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Lookin' Through the Windows - S01E21</title>
    <desc>ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house.</desc>
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    <title>It's Not Easy Being Green - S01E22</title>
    <desc>ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.</desc>
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    <title>The Gambler - S01E23</title>
    <desc>ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.</desc>
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    <title>Weird Science - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>La Cucaracha - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A cockroach from ALF's spaceship grows to gigantic proportions</desc>
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    <title>Come Fly with Me - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Working My Way Back to You - S02E01</title>
    <desc>ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Somewhere Over the Rerun (aka The Ballad of Gilligan's Island) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>ALF dreams he visits "Gilligan's Island", with castaways Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor and Mary Ann.</desc>
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    <title>Take a Look at Me Now - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she's gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard.</desc>
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    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S02E04</title>
    <desc>ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born – a disgrace on the planet Melmac.</desc>
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    <title>Prime Time - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Tanners become a TV-ratings family and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.</desc>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S02E06</title>
    <desc>ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Pretty Woman - S02E07</title>
    <desc>ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.</desc>
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    <title>Something's Wrong with Me - S02E08</title>
    <desc>ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's wedding party.</desc>
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    <title>Night Train - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Isn't It Romantic? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.</desc>
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    <title>Hail to the Chief - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.</desc>
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    <title>ALF's Special Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanners prepare to spend Christmas in a cabin. When the owner comes to visit them, ALF accidently jumps into his trunk and he is taken to a hospital and given away as a Christmas gift to a little girl.</desc>
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    <title>ALF spécial Noël - (partie 2) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is still in the hospital with Tiffany and Mr. Foley. He convinces Tiffany to help him get back to the Tanners, but changes his mind when he hears about Tiffany's condition.</desc>
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    <title>The Boy Next Door - S02E14</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew, Jake.</desc>
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    <title>Can I Get a Witness? - S02E15</title>
    <desc>ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.</desc>
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    <title>We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert - S02E16</title>
    <desc>ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (1) - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (2) - S02E18</title>
    <desc>It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.</desc>
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    <title>We Gotta Get Out of This Place - S02E19</title>
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    <title>You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog - S02E20</title>
    <desc>ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.</desc>
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    <title>Hit Me with Your Best Shot - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who's been pushing Brian around.</desc>
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    <title>When This Man Dies - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A couple receive a letter telling them they will get some money when a certain man dies.</desc>
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    <title>The Specialty of the House - S02E09</title>
    <desc>An arrogant, yet influential, food critic attempts to persuade a reluctant restaurant proprietor to reveal a treasured recipe.</desc>
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    <title>Final Twist - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Three film production house employees who are mistreated by their unscrupulous boss utilize their cinematic skills in divising a murder plot.</desc>
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    <title>Tragedy Tonight! - S02E11</title>
    <desc>An up and coming young actress tries out her homework from acting school without telling her older sister.</desc>
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    <title>World's Oldest Motive - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Deathmate - S02E13</title>
    <desc>An older woman attemps to convince her young lover that the only way they can continue their affair is for him to end her husband's life.</desc>
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    <title>Very Careful Rape - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Animal Lovers - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Prism - S03E03</title>
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    <title>A Stolen Heart - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Houdini on Channel Four - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Killer Takes All - S03E06</title>
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    <title>If Looks Could Kill - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E17 - My Brother Richard - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E18 - The Manacled - S02E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260613023544 +0000" stop="20260613030104 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E20 - Malice Domestic - S02E20</title>
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  <programme start="20260613030104 +0000" stop="20260613032700 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E21 - Number Twenty-Two - S02E21</title>
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  <programme start="20260613032700 +0000" stop="20260613035241 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E22 - The End of Indian Summer - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E23 - One for the Road - S02E23</title>
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  <programme start="20260613041756 +0000" stop="20260613044416 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E24 - The Cream of the Jest - S02E24</title>
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  <programme start="20260613044416 +0000" stop="20260613050949 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E25 - I Killed the Count 1 - S02E25</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E26 - I Killed the Count 2 - S02E26</title>
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  <programme start="20260613053649 +0000" stop="20260613060409 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E27 - I Killed the Count 3 - S02E27</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E28 - One More Mile to Go - S02E28</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E29 - Vicious Circle - S02E29</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E30 - The Three Dreams of Mr. Findlater - S02E30</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E31 - The Night the World Ended - S02E31</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E32 - The Hands of Mr. Ottermole - S02E32</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E33 - A Man Greatly Beloved - S02E33</title>
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  <programme start="20260613083727 +0000" stop="20260613090327 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E34 - Martha Mason Movie Star - S02E34</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E35 - The West Warlock Time Capsule - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E36 - Father and Son - S02E36</title>
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  <programme start="20260613095417 +0000" stop="20260613101941 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E37 - The Indestructible Mr. Weems - S02E37</title>
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  <programme start="20260613101941 +0000" stop="20260613104529 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E38 - A Little Sleep - S02E38</title>
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  <programme start="20260613104529 +0000" stop="20260613111114 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E39 - The Dangerous People - S02E39</title>
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  <programme start="20260613111114 +0000" stop="20260613113629 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E22 - The Return of the Hero - S03E22</title>
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  <programme start="20260613113629 +0000" stop="20260613120240 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E23 - The Right Kind of House - S03E23</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E24 - The Foghorn - S03E24</title>
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  <programme start="20260613122757 +0000" stop="20260613125255 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E25 - Flight to the East - S03E25</title>
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  <programme start="20260613125255 +0000" stop="20260613131905 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E27 - Disappearing Trick - S03E27</title>
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  <programme start="20260613131905 +0000" stop="20260613134514 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E30 - Death Sentence - S03E30</title>
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  <programme start="20260613134514 +0000" stop="20260613141117 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E31 - The Festive Season - S03E31</title>
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  <programme start="20260613141117 +0000" stop="20260613143726 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E33 - Post Mortem - S03E33</title>
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  <programme start="20260613143726 +0000" stop="20260613150338 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E34 - The Crocodile Case - S03E34</title>
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  <programme start="20260613150338 +0000" stop="20260613152937 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E36 - The Safe Place - S03E36</title>
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  <programme start="20260613152937 +0000" stop="20260613155548 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E37 - The Canary Sedan - S03E37</title>
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  <programme start="20260613155548 +0000" stop="20260613162148 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E38 - The Impromptu Murder - S03E38</title>
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  <programme start="20260613162148 +0000" stop="20260613164748 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S03E39 - Little White Frock - S03E39</title>
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  <programme start="20260613164748 +0000" stop="20260613171358 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E21 - Relative Value - S04E21</title>
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  <programme start="20260613171358 +0000" stop="20260613173947 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E22 - The Right Price - S04E22</title>
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  <programme start="20260613173947 +0000" stop="20260613180602 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E23 - Ill Take Care of You - S04E23</title>
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  <programme start="20260613180602 +0000" stop="20260613183148 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E24 - The Avon Emeralds - S04E24</title>
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  <programme start="20260613183148 +0000" stop="20260613185759 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E25 - The Kind Waitress - S04E25</title>
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  <programme start="20260613185759 +0000" stop="20260613192412 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E26 - Cheap Is Cheap - S04E26</title>
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  <programme start="20260613192412 +0000" stop="20260613195020 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E27 - The Waxwork - S04E27</title>
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  <programme start="20260613195020 +0000" stop="20260613201634 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E28 - The Impossible Dream - S04E28</title>
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  <programme start="20260613201634 +0000" stop="20260613204134 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E29 - Banquos Chair - S04E29</title>
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  <programme start="20260613204134 +0000" stop="20260613210746 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E30 - A Night with the Boys - S04E30</title>
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  <programme start="20260613210746 +0000" stop="20260613213223 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E31 - Your Witness - S04E31</title>
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  <programme start="20260613213223 +0000" stop="20260613215832 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E33 - The Dusty Drawer - S04E33</title>
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  <programme start="20260613215832 +0000" stop="20260613222441 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E34 - A True Account - S04E34</title>
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  <programme start="20260613222441 +0000" stop="20260613225046 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E35 - Touché - S04E35</title>
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  <programme start="20260613225046 +0000" stop="20260613231652 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S04E36 - Invitation to an Accident - S04E36</title>
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  <programme start="20260613231652 +0000" stop="20260613234304 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E01 - Arthur - S05E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260613234304 +0000" stop="20260614000916 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E02 - The Crystal Trench - S05E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260614000916 +0000" stop="20260614003529 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E03 - Appointment at Eleven - S05E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260614003529 +0000" stop="20260614010125 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E04 - Coyote Moon - S05E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260614010125 +0000" stop="20260614012735 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E05 - No Pain - S05E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260614012735 +0000" stop="20260614015330 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E06 - Anniversary Gift - S05E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260614015330 +0000" stop="20260614021942 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E07 - Dry Run - S05E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260614021942 +0000" stop="20260614024526 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E08 - The Blessington Method - S05E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260614024526 +0000" stop="20260614031138 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E09 - Dead Weight - S05E09</title>
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  <programme start="20260614031138 +0000" stop="20260614033742 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E10 - Special Delivery - S05E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260614033742 +0000" stop="20260614040349 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E11 - Road Hog - S05E11</title>
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  <programme start="20260614040349 +0000" stop="20260614042853 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E12 - Specialty of the House - S05E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260614042853 +0000" stop="20260614045444 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E13 - An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge - S05E13</title>
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  <programme start="20260614045444 +0000" stop="20260614052045 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E14 - Graduating Class - S05E14</title>
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  <programme start="20260614052045 +0000" stop="20260614054635 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E16 - The Ikon of Elijah - S05E16</title>
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  <programme start="20260614054635 +0000" stop="20260614061246 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E17 - The Cure - S05E17</title>
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  <programme start="20260614061246 +0000" stop="20260614063806 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E18 - Backward Turn Backward - S05E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260614063806 +0000" stop="20260614070349 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E19 - Not the Running Type - S05E19</title>
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  <programme start="20260614070349 +0000" stop="20260614072923 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E20 - The Day of the Bullet - S05E20</title>
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  <programme start="20260614072923 +0000" stop="20260614075448 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E21 - Hitch Hike - S05E21</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S05E22 - Across the Threshold - S05E22</title>
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    <title>No Hard Feelings - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney now posing as Anna, brings Peyton a microchip with a device hidden in it. Meanwhile Sloane finishes translating page 47 and reports that only the chosen one can complete the circle, which leads Sark and Sydney on a dangerous mission to a prison. Rachel finally discovers Tom's secret about what happened to his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Reprisal - S05E16</title>
    <desc>In the first part of [the] Alias two-hour finale event, 'Reprisal,' Sloane takes Marshall and Rachel hostage in order to discover a crucial clue to Rambaldi's ultimate endgame, as Sydney, Vaughn and APO race to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>All the Time in the World - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Peyton tells Sloane that she has made a deal for the Rambaldi Sphere with an ally in China. Sloane arranges for stolen missiles to be sent to Hong Kong. Sloane's plan is revealed to the APO members, who race to stop him before he can use the Rambaldi Sphere to put the plan in motion. But this all leads to a long awaited confrontation between Sydney and Irina.</desc>
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    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney Bristow discovers that her job as an agent for SD-6, a top-secret division of the CIA, holds some deadly secrets that threaten the security of the free world. In spite of being warned against it, Sydney reveals her secret to her fiancé, Danny, who later on is murdered. Sydney finds that her father, Jack, is also SD-6 and that the group is not part of the CIA, but actually an enemy of the United States. Sydney seeks the aid of the real CIA and is enlisted as a double agent under the command of operations officer Vaughn. Her mission now is to complete her cases at SD-6 while reporting her findings back to the CIA. But when Sydney finds out that her father is also affiliated with the CIA, she begins to question where his true allegiances really lie.</desc>
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    <title>So It Begins - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney returns to SD-6 and is assigned with Dixon to travel to Moscow to retrieve some stolen files. But when Sydney discovers that she has inadvertently given SD-6 access to a nuclear weapon, she is forced to travel to Cairo and face a deadly foe. Meanwhile, Will begins to question the circumstances surrounding Danny's death, and Sydney learns of her father's involvement in the murder.</desc>
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    <title>Parity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney's life is in mortal danger as she is sent to Madrid to retrieve a 500-year-old sketch that contains a set of numbers and meets up with her deadly nemesis, K-Directorate agent Anna Espinosa. Meanwhile, Will delves deeper into the cause of Danny's death and discovers a very strange anomaly.</desc>
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    <title>A Broken Heart - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Dixon go on a dangerous case involving the safety of the United Commerce Organization. Francie confronts Charlie about his secret date with another woman, and Will continues to get closer to the truth about Danny's murder.</desc>
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    <title>Doppelgänger - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney's secret double agent status is jeopardized after she smuggling a biotech engineer into SD-6 from her mission in Berlin. Will meets a woman who confesses that she was having an affair with Danny shortly before his death. Vaughn informs Sydney that her father may be working for a third secret operative agency.</desc>
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    <title>Reckoning - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sydney goes undercover in a mental institution to get information from Shepard, a man who has been unconsciously programmed to be a deadly assassin. Meanwhile, after Sydney becomes convinced that her father was responsible for the death of her mother 20 years earlier. Will discovers the true identity of the woman who claimed having an affair with Danny and Francie is relieved to learn that Charlie is not having an affair other woman. Marshall finds the computer worm planted in the SD-6 mainframe by the CIA.</desc>
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    <title>Color Blind - S01E07</title>
    <desc>While helping Shepard escape from the asylum in Bucharest, Sydney discovers the shocking connection he has with her past. Meanwhile, after tracking the computer virus secretly planted by the CIA, Sloane is confronted by Alliance representative Alain Christophe, who suggests that one or more moles may have infiltrated SD-6. Will continues to investigate the woman claiming to be Danny's mistress and Sydney finds out the truth about her father's involvement in her mother's death 20 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>Time Will Tell - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sydney must undergo an extensive lie detector test to satisfy Sloane's frantic search for the SD-6 mole. Meanwhile, with nemesis Anna Espinosa following her every move, Sydney seeks out the connection that a device may have to the 500-year-old prophetic Rambaldi sketch. The mystery of Kate Jones deepens as Will continues to investigate Danny's death; and Sydney discovers that a keepsake from her mother Laura contains more disturbing connections into Jack's past alliances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612160320 +0000" stop="20260612164829 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mea Culpa - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Sydney's life is placed in mortal danger when Sloane is informed by his superior that she is the SD-6 mole. Meanwhile, Dixon's life hangs in the balance after he is shot on a mission, and Will realizes that his discovery of Kate Jones' pin could uncover some unexpected information.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612164829 +0000" stop="20260612173303 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sydney briefs her CIA handler, Agent Vaughn, on her recent captivity at SD-6 and is surprised when he unexpectedly gives her a Christmas gift. Meanwhile Jack has to find a way to save Sydney when he discovers that Sloane has ordered her tortured and killed for being the suspected SD-6 mole. Will may be making the mistake of his life when he begins to research a name heard on a mysterious audiocassette -- SD-6.</desc>
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    <title>The Confession - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney is grateful and proud of her father after he saves her life while on a case in Havana. But her admiration is short lived when Vaughn discovers further evidence that Jack may have been responsible for the deaths of over a dozen CIA officers many years earlier.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612181739 +0000" stop="20260612190245 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Box (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When armed intruders take over SD-6, led by McKenas Cole, a man bent on exacting revenge on ex-boss Sloane, Sydney and Jack must work together to save their colleagues. Meanwhile, Will fears that his investigation of SD-6 and its link to the murder of Eloise Kurtz is placing his life in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190245 +0000" stop="20260612194617 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Box (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vaughn disobeys orders and attempts to help Sydney and Jack avert the destruction of SD-6 headquarters and all its occupants. Meanwhile, McKenas Cole continues his vendetta against Sloane and searches for a mysterious device. A desperate but determined woman convince Will to continue his investigation of SD-6 and the imprisonment of David McNeil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194617 +0000" stop="20260612203121 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Coup - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Dixon are sent to Las Vegas to gather information from a K-Directorate agent who has ties to the group that attacked and nearly destroyed SD-6. Meanwhile, Sydney learns some shocking news about Francie's fiancé, Charlie, Will begins his journey in discovering what SD-6 really is, and Jack continues to try to be more of a father to Sydney when he helps her decide whether or not to continue with graduate school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612203121 +0000" stop="20260612211440 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Page 47 - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Vaughn asks Sydney to use her friendship with Sloane's wife, Emily, to gain access to a mysterious Rambaldi book which happens to be under lock and key in a safe at Sloane's home. Meanwhile, Will is kidnapped and told to drop his investigation of SD-6 or risk the lives of his family and friends, including Sydney's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612211440 +0000" stop="20260612215927 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophecy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney is tested by the DSR to discover her mysterious link to a chilling 500-year-old picture and prophecy foretold in a Rambaldi manuscript. Meanwhile, after uncovering the identity of the rogue group leader, "The Man," Sloane learns through fellow Alliance of Twelve member Edward Poole that a close friend may be in cahoots with the enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612215927 +0000" stop="20260612224418 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Q&amp;A - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While the FBI detains and questions Sydney about her past and possible ties to a mysterious Rambaldi doomsday prophecy, Vaughn and Jack must race to free her and find a way to clear her name before her cover is blown and SD-6 is made aware of the situation. Once the rescue op has been launched, in her quest to prove her innocence, Sydney shocks even her usually unflappable father when she makes a chilling discovery that may unravel the mystery of the 500-year-old prophecy – she finds proof that Rambaldi's writings may hold more truth about an alleged weapon of mass destruction - and the fate of her own family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224418 +0000" stop="20260612232930 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Masquerade - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While on a case to track the activities of Khasinau, a.k.a. "The Man," Sydney runs into her ex-lover, Noah Hicks, who broke her heart and left without saying goodbye five years earlier. Meanwhile, Sydney tells Sloane that she wants to find her mother; Jack is ordered to see CIA psychiatrist Dr. Barnett to help him deal with his churning emotions after discovering that his wife may still be alive; and Will and Francie become suspicious of Sydney's activities after finding one of her airline ticket stubs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232930 +0000" stop="20260613001419 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sloane begins to question where Noah's true allegiances lie, as passion ignites between Sydney and Noah. Meanwhile, Sydney continues to uncover new information about her mother, which disturbes Jack. A rogue assassin known as the Snowman is dispatched by K-Directorate to kill Khasinau, a.k.a. "The Man." Will and Francie confront Sydney about the mysterious airline ticket stub found in her jacket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001419 +0000" stop="20260613005836 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Solution - S01E20</title>
    <desc>In order to catch Khasinau and get closer to finding her mother, Sydney and Vaughn set up an undercover transaction for a Rambaldi artifact with Khasinau's representative, Mr. Sark. But Sydney's cover may be compromised when a SD-6 agent is sent in to thwart the sale. Meanwhile, Will is enticed to continue his investigation of SD-6 when he learns the identity of one of his kidnappers. Emily tells Sydney that she knows about SD-6, which forces Sloane to make the most difficult decision of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005836 +0000" stop="20260613014349 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rendezvous - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Will's life is about to change as he is sent to find the person responsible for leaking information to him about SD-6. Meanwhile, Sloane finds himself on the cusp of finally tracking down Khasinau when SD-6 captures "The Man's" right-hand man, Mr. Sark. Dixon becomes suspicious of Sydney's activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014349 +0000" stop="20260613022854 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Almost Thirty Years - S01E22</title>
    <desc>In order to save Will's life, Sydney and Vaughn must destroy a familiar looking Rambaldi device, while Jack makes a risky deal with Khasinau's representative, Mr. Sark. Meanwhile, the CIA believes that one of their own is a mole for "The Man"; the Alliance comes to a decision regarding the fate of Emily Sloane; Dixon's suspicions about Sydney intensify; and Sydney finds herself face-to-face with "The Man."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022854 +0000" stop="20260613031215 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Enemy Walks In - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney finds herself face-to-face with her mother, whose intentions for her daughter are made chillingly clear. Meanwhile Sydney continues her search for Vaughn, not knowing if he is dead or alive after being swept away by a wall of water in Taipei. Will's life is forever changed when he learns the truth about SD-6 and Sydney's life as a double agent. Dixon must decide whether or not to inform Sloane of Sydney's suspicious activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613031215 +0000" stop="20260613035535 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Me - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney must decide whether her mother's goodwill gesture was sincere or an attempt to kill her. Will witnesses Francie discussing her restaurant plans with a man whose affiliations are questionable, and Sloane is made a full partner in the malevolent Alliance of Twelve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035535 +0000" stop="20260613043902 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cipher - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney must outwit Sark in order to find a crucial piece of intel. Meanwhile, Jack faces Sydney's mother for the first time in almost 20 years. Will finally meets Vaughn and Sloane is haunted by his wife's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043902 +0000" stop="20260613052228 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Drop - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney's dealings with her mother lead Jack to take drastic measures to ensure his daughter's safety. Meanwhile Will is confronted by a mysterious woman about resurrecting his story on SD-6.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052228 +0000" stop="20260613060543 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Indicator - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney discovers a terrifying secret when she's sent on a case to track down a new generation of weapons. Meanwhile, Vaughn suspects Jack of setting up Sydney's mother to take a fall. Sloane tells Jack the truth about Emily's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613060543 +0000" stop="20260613064903 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salvation - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Sydney's trust in her father begins to fade. Meanwhile, Sydney and Vaughn may have been exposed to a deadly virus while in Taipei; Sloane haunted by Emily's death begins to unravel. Vaughn enlists Will to help research a case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064903 +0000" stop="20260613073203 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Counteragent - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Sydney races to find a cure for Vaughn, but in order to find the antidote, Sydney must make a deal with Sark that could endanger Sloane's life. Meanwhile, Will continues his research for Vaughn and discovers some disturbing inconsistencies involving 20-year-old standardized IQ tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073203 +0000" stop="20260613081424 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passage (1) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sydney, Jack and Irina must put aside their differences and go undercover as a loving family in order to seize six nuclear warheads from an unfriendly nation. Meanwhile, Sloane announces to a suspicious staff that Mr. Sark will be working with SD-6, and later he is contacted by an unknown group claiming that Emily is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081424 +0000" stop="20260613085750 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passage (2) - S02E09</title>
    <desc>While continuing on a mission to take control of six nuclear warheads, Sydney and Jack discover where Irina's loyalties lie when she meets up with Gerard Cuvee. Meanwhile, Sloane informs the Alliance that Emily may still be alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085750 +0000" stop="20260613094040 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Abduction - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jack meets Alliance counterintelligence head Ariana Kane, who is sent in to investigate Emily's disappearance and to discover who is trying to blackmail Sloane. Meanwhile, Marshall is sent on his first mission with Sydney as his partner. Vaughn schedules Will to take a CIA psych test. Francie gets suspicious over Sydney and Will's secretive behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094040 +0000" stop="20260613102328 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Higher Echelon - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After completing his first mission with Sydney, Marshall's life is placed in mortal danger. Meanwhile, Ariana Kane suspects Jack as being the prime suspect in the disappearance of Sloane's wife. Vaughn learns the truth about Jack's involvement in the murder of CIA agent Haladki and Sydney confides in Francie about her feelings for a fellow co-worker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102328 +0000" stop="20260613110549 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Getaway - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While Alliance counterintelligence head Ariana Kane tracks Sydney in order to catch her fugitive father, Jack elicits Irina's help in finding Sloane's blackmailer. Meanwhile, Sydney and Vaughn risk exposing their covers to SD-6 when they share a romantic dinner together while on a case in France.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110549 +0000" stop="20260613114842 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phase One - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Jack are confronted by the new director of SD-6 who replaces Sloane, whose whereabouts and intentions are unknown. Meanwhile, romantic sparks begin to fly between Francie and Will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114842 +0000" stop="20260613123206 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Agent - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sydney, Vaughn and Jack must determine whether CIA agent Lennox is who he says he is after his deep cover mission is compromised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123206 +0000" stop="20260613131502 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Free Agent - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney must make a life-defining decision regarding her future with the agency, while Sloane re-emerges and continues his obsessive quest to piece together the mysterious Rambaldi artifacts - with the reluctant aid of a kidnapped scientist. Meanwhile, Dixon's marriage is put to the test after he tells his wife the truth about his occupation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131502 +0000" stop="20260613135821 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firebomb - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A mysterious Rambaldi device's powers are finally revealed and Sloane has its secrets. Meanwhile, Vaughn begs Dixon to aid the CIA in rescuing Sydney, Will is called upon to participate in a crucial CIA briefing session, and Sydney senses that Francie is keeping secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135821 +0000" stop="20260613144141 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dark Turn - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Sydney begins to question where Vaughn's allegiances lie when she learns through CIA Agent Yeager that he is under investigation by the Agency. Meanwhile Irina and a crucial Rambaldi manuscript are used as bait to try to catch Sloane, and Sydney welcomes Dixon to the CIA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144141 +0000" stop="20260613152406 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Takes Time - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sydney faces off with her mother, while Emily must decide whether to side with her husband or betray him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152406 +0000" stop="20260613160627 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Endgame - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Sydney defies her father in her attempt to rescue a kidnapped scientist, while Sloane, seeking revenge, becomes more dangerous than ever. Meanwhile, Francie manipulates an unsuspecting Will for his agency connections.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160627 +0000" stop="20260613164728 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A Rambaldi artifact prophesizes that an apocalyptic event will soon take place, and Dixon's grief leads Vaughn and agency psychologist Dr. Barnett to question his intentions, as his thirst for revenge on Sloane intensifies. Meanwhile Sloane receives a life-changing revelation from a mysterious monk in Nepal, Sydney and Dixon hunt for the killer who stole the heart from his victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164728 +0000" stop="20260613173037 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Double - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Sydney begins to question Will's identity when he's arrested for espionage, under suspicion of being a double. Meanwhile Sark and Irina plot to recover the Rambaldi heart, and Sloane makes Jack a business proposal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173037 +0000" stop="20260613181247 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Telling - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Sydney finally confronts her mother, who reveals her true motivation. Sloane, for his part, begins to execute his new grand plan and Will struggles to figure out who's behind his set-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181247 +0000" stop="20260613185543 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney tries to piece together the last two years of her life and discovers the fates of her friends and family. She confronts Vaughn about his marriage and learns the shocking fates of Jack and Sloane. Meanwhile, she is granted temporary CIA clearance on a case that may help her regain her memory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613185543 +0000" stop="20260613193638 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Succession - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney's search for her past leads to a jailed Sark, but their Q&amp;A is cut short when he becomes the ransom for a pair of abducted CIA scientists, whose kidnappers may be tied to the murder of his father. Jack contacts an old friend of sorts for info on Sloane's new world-peace project, and Vaughn makes a decision about his future as an operative.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193638 +0000" stop="20260613201806 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn are reunited again as a team to prevent Sark from destroying the nation's satellite communications system. Meanwhile, Jack must find a way to stop Marshall from uncovering the identity of a familiar murderer. Sydney accompanies Vaughn and Lauren as they meet with Sloane to ask for a favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201806 +0000" stop="20260613210116 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Missing Link - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney discovers a link to her missing two years in the form of Simon Walker, the dangerous and sexy leader of a group determined on retrieving deadly biological weapons. Meanwhile, Vaughn struggles with his own feelings of jealousy and longing while Sydney is on her mission, aware of the pressures his job is putting on his marriage to Lauren. Jack takes matters into his own hands to protect his daughter, purposefully revealing Sydney's deadly secret to Dixon in order to preserve her position inside the CIA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210116 +0000" stop="20260613214425 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repercussions - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While Vaughn's life hangs in the balance, Lauren butts heads with Sydney after learning the part she played in his stabbing. Meanwhile, Sydney further questions Sloane's allegiances after he is kidnapped by Kazari Bomani, a kingpin in The Covenant; Jack's cover is jeopardized when he meets with Simon to dig up information on Sydney's missing two years; and Marshall is sent on his second mission with Sydney, posing as a high-stakes, southern gambler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214425 +0000" stop="20260613222725 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nemesis - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sydney's emotions are turned inside-out when she comes face-to-face with Allison, Francie's doppelgänger, who was presumed dead but is now a key figure in The Covenant. Meanwhile Lauren's search for Lazarey's murderer leads her closer to discovering a connection to Sydney, and Sydney begrudgingly is assigned as Sloane's CIA handler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613222725 +0000" stop="20260613231046 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prelude - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jack takes drastic measures to ensure that the NSC never finds out the truth about Sydney's murder of a Russian diplomat. But his actions place a heavy strain on Vaughn's marriage, as Lauren gets closer and closer to the truth about Sydney. Meanwhile, Sydney agrees to go on a mission with Sloane in order to thwart plans to obtain the operating system to a deadly weapon -- and she discovers an unlikely ally in the hunt for her missing two years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231046 +0000" stop="20260613235219 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Point - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Sydney is taken into custody by the NSC, Jack and Vaughn have no choice but to ally themselves with Sloane to rescue her. But with only hours to spare before she is forced to undergo a radical surgery to recover her memories, they must put togther an extraction team, headed by freelance operative Brill (Richard Roundtree, "Shaft"). Meanwhile, Lauren faces an impossible choice -- side with the NSC, who she wants to believe is doing the right thing, or with her husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235219 +0000" stop="20260614003540 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conscious - S03E09</title>
    <desc>After making a shocking discovery in the desert, Sydney agrees to submit to an experimental procedure conducted by an eccentric doctor, designed to retrieve her lost memories. But while Jack and Vaughn look on, Sydney's mind proves surprisingly resistant to letting her remember her missing time -- and the process of recovering it could end up killing her. Meanwhile, Lauren makes a great sacrifice in order to make her alibi believable to Lindsey after breaking Sydney out of NSC custody, and Sloane finds himself boxed in by an unlikely enemy -- one who wants to see Sydney Bristow eliminated permanently</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003540 +0000" stop="20260614011835 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remnants - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The identity of the mysterious "St. Aidan" forces Sydney to pull a stunned Will out of witness protection. But the pursuit sends the two old friends on a collision course with Allison -- the woman who ruined both their lives. Meanwhile, a zealous Lindsey arrests Jack and Vaughn as conspirators in Sydney's escape from NSC custody, Sloane, still under pressure from Lindsey, puts a plan in motion to eliminate Sydney, and Dr. Brezzel has an unpleasant run-in with Sark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011835 +0000" stop="20260614020153 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Disclosure - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney finally learns the shocking truth about her missing two years from an unlikely source.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614020153 +0000" stop="20260614024504 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossings - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jack contacts a mysterious woman with ties to Irina to help him free Sydney and Vaughn, who have been captured and face a North Korean firing squad. But Jack is faced with a curious conundrum when the woman tells him that she will not put the rescue plan in motion until he fulfills a favor - assassinate Sloane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614024504 +0000" stop="20260614032823 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Six - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn are sent to retrieve the Doleac Agenda to gain an advantage over The Covenant. For this, Sydney and Weiss must convince rogue security systems designer Toni Cummings to help the CIA break into a Lethal Response System. Meanwhile, Sark approaches an unlikely ally to kill the Covenant's Cell leaders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032823 +0000" stop="20260614041135 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blowback - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While trying to retrieve a bomb, Sydney and Vaughn are ambushed by unidentified assailants. Meanwhile, Lauren and Sark continue to solidify their new partnership, Sloane divulges a dark secret to Dr. Barnett and Marshall shows the strains of new fatherhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041135 +0000" stop="20260614045425 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Façade - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must convince bomb maker Daniel Ryan that they are part of The Covenant in order to find out where he has hidden one of his devices. But Sydney discovers that her ties to the bomber could lead him on a suicide mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614045425 +0000" stop="20260614053704 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taken - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney attempts to rescue Dixon's kids after they are kidnapped by Sark, Lauren's status as a double agent is put to the test when she learns that she has to work with her father, and Sloane is framed as a CIA mole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614053704 +0000" stop="20260614061855 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frame - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn must track Kazari Bomani down to get hold of a piece of the Rambaldi puzzle. Meanwhile, Jack reveals his suspicions to Senator Reed about his daughter Lauren's allegiances, and Vaughn decides what to do about his marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061855 +0000" stop="20260614070109 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unveiled - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Jack warn a disbelieving Vaughn about their suspicions of Lauren being the CIA mole. Meanwhile, Bomani and Sark take possession of the Rambaldi machine, Sydney and Vaughn must stop a Covenant virus that's crippling medical facilities around the world, Sloane's secret is revealed to Jack, and Bomani begins to lose faith in Lauren's ability to carry out her Covenant missions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070109 +0000" stop="20260614074419 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hourglass - S03E19</title>
    <desc>After finding out that Lauren is working for the Covenant, Vaughn is told to keep up the façade of a happy marriage in order to keep tabs on his wife's activities. But he's in for a shock when he uncovers the truth about Lauren's mother, Olivia. Meanwhile, Jack refuses to help exonerate Sloane of his crimes and put in motion a stay of execution, and a monk discloses the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger" to Sydney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074419 +0000" stop="20260614082630 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Ties - S03E20</title>
    <desc>After discovering the identity of the Rambaldi "Passenger," Sydney and Jack seek the aid of Sloane, to track the "Passenger" down. Meanwhile, after learning a secret about his father from Thomas Brill, Vaughn is kidnapped and tortured by Lauren and Sark, who are about to track "The Passenger" down themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612074332 +0000" stop="20260612082948 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Grace tries neuro-hypnosis in an attempt to recover memories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082948 +0000" stop="20260612091442 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612091442 +0000" stop="20260612100000 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
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    <desc>Flo's vanity keeps her from getting the eyeglasses she obviously needs.</desc>
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    <title>Love is a Free Throw - S02E12</title>
    <desc>An amorous high-school basketball star starts putting the moves on Alice.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Worst Kind - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Hostility rages at Mel's after the workers decide to vent their petty grievances.</desc>
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    <title>The Pharmacist - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A pharmacist protesting food additives threatens to take his life in Mel's Diner.</desc>
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    <title>Love Me, Love My Horse - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Flo fixes up Alice with her bronco-busting brother (Burton Gilliam).</desc>
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    <title>Florence of Arabia - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Flo is courted by a rich Arab (Richard Libertini) who, unknown to her, already has three wives.</desc>
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    <title>The Cuban Connection - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Alice mediates a squabble between a womanizing photographer (Desi Arnaz)and his fed-up wife (Janis Paige).</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mel's Big Five-0 - S02E18</title>
    <desc>To Mel's disappointment, the girls take him at his word when he says he doesn't want a 50th-birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612221313 +0000" stop="20260612223849 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Lock Now - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Mel wants to know who's stealing food and making long-distance phone calls from the diner.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Star in the Storeroom - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Because she once baby-sat Jerry Reed, Flo is hounded for tickets to the singer's concert. Jerry plays himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612230423 +0000" stop="20260612232943 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Recession - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Mel considers firing a waitress to save money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232943 +0000" stop="20260612235501 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earthquake - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Everyone's rattled when a Native American predicts an earthquake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235501 +0000" stop="20260613001953 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reporter - S02E23</title>
    <desc>An investigative reporter seeks refuge in Mel's Diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001953 +0000" stop="20260613004539 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bus - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Mel and the staff prepare for a bus load of hungry customers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613004539 +0000" stop="20260613010717 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take Him, He's Yours - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Alice takes Mel up on his boast that he can raise her son better than she.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613010717 +0000" stop="20260613012855 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Car Wars - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mel sells the girls a car that won't start.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613012855 +0000" stop="20260613015034 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Mel - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mel identifies a holdup man who has a record for assaulting a previous witness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613015034 +0000" stop="20260613021211 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Popcorn Romance - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Vera meets a new boy friend at the movies, but refuses to bring him to the diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021211 +0000" stop="20260613023711 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Block Those Kicks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The diner personnel try to kick their bad habits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023711 +0000" stop="20260613025848 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Happened to the Class of '78? - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Flo's night life interferes with her night-school studies.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Better Never Than Late - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While Mel is sleeping in the storeroom, Alice is robbed at gunpoint at the counter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032027 +0000" stop="20260613034152 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's in a Family Way - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mel mistakes Alice's intentions when she invites him for a family dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034152 +0000" stop="20260613040333 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Ordered the Hot Turkey? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mel unwittingly buys stolen turkeys for a Thanksgiving dinner he is having for orphans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613040333 +0000" stop="20260613042511 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Happy Hoofers - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mel is unhappy because Alice's second job â€” delivering singing telegrams â€” makes her late for the diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042511 +0000" stop="20260613044650 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Slight Case of ESP - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Despite his skepticism, Mel tries to find a way to exploit Vera's knack for foretelling the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044650 +0000" stop="20260613050827 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Principal of the Thing - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Tommy wants Alice to stop dating his school principal (Gary Collins).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050827 +0000" stop="20260613053005 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What're You Doing New Year's Eve? - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Flo finds herself without a date on New Year's Eve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613053005 +0000" stop="20260613055144 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Charity - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Alice's date gets two extra tickets to a celebrity ball and everyone wants to go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055144 +0000" stop="20260613061321 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Flo and Mel's brother (Carmine Caridi) decide to take a chance at marriage â€” even though it's the fourth time for each.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061321 +0000" stop="20260613063456 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy's First Love - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Alice is angry when Tommy conducts his first romance on her telephone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063456 +0000" stop="20260613065633 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel Grows Up - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Mel's pushy mother winters nearby, and Mel's not sure that he'll make it to spring.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alice's Decision - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Alice's long-awaited break, a chance to fill a vacancy in a traveling trio will break her heart if she has to hit the road without Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071812 +0000" stop="20260613073949 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Stow It (1) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Mel tells the girls to ""stow it"" for the last time, then sells the diner to a humorless martinet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073949 +0000" stop="20260613080127 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Stow It (2) - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Unable to buy back his diner from the new restaurateur, Mel opens an eatery in Alice's apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080127 +0000" stop="20260613082306 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Shoe Fits - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Alice and Vera vie for a role in a production being cast by an attractive director(Fred McCarren).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082306 +0000" stop="20260613084444 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Vera - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Acclaimed as ""brilliant"" in her role as Cinderella, Vera is asked to audition for a part in a supermarket commercial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084444 +0000" stop="20260613090621 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flo Finds Her Father - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Alice tries to bridge the rift between Flo and her father, who is now sorry for deserting the family when she was a little girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090621 +0000" stop="20260613092800 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Has Anyone Here Seen Telly? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Telly Savalas gives star-struck Vera a thrill when he stops by the diner while she's working there alone.  When no one believes her story, she quits in a huff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092800 +0000" stop="20260613094939 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mona Lisa Alice - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Alice's sour reaction to Tommy's matchmaking efforts threatens Mel's new promotional gimmick which is free meals to customers if his waitresses don't smile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094939 +0000" stop="20260613101118 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel Loves Marie - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Mel gives a big engagement ring to his girlfriend Marie, but the sparkle quickly fades when he insists that she sign a premarital agreement.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vera Robs the Cradle - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Just one dance lesson and Tommy falls head over heels for his instructor, Vera.</desc>
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    <title>Flo's Chili Reception - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Mel is convinced that his chief competitor is romancing Flo just to get the recipe for Mel's Texas-style chili, rated by a food critic as being ""the best in the West.""</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Little Alice Bluenose - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Vera's boyfriend objects to her sketching nude males in art class.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Carrie Sharples Strikes Again - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The return of Mel's domineering mother does nothing for his ego because after his back goes out, the customers flock in, for his mother's cooking.</desc>
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    <title>Mel's in the Kitchen With Dinah - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Things get hotter than Mel's chili when Dinah Shore invites Mel to prepare his recipe on her show and bring along one, but only one waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cabin Fever - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Mel, his girlfriend and the waitresses spend the weekend packed like sardines in a fishing cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>My Cousin, Art Carney - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Vera asks Art Carney, a sixth cousin on her father's side, to endorse Mel's chili, so it can be marketed frozen as Chili con Carney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613124141 +0000" stop="20260613130319 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel, the Magi - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A yule tale (with a touch of O. Henry's ""The Gift of the Magi"") finds the girls pooling their meager resources to celebrate Christmas at the diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130319 +0000" stop="20260613132458 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Buddy Flo - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Flo takes the wheel herself when she learns that her trucker beau has a female partner.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alice in TV Land - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Tommy stirs up trouble by candidly discussing his elders on a TV talk show.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Alice Beats the Clock - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Mel installs a time clock which prompts the waitresses to demand overtime for the Sunday cleanup they used to do for nothing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140816 +0000" stop="20260613142945 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrie's Wedding - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Mel is delighted that his mother is planning to remarry until he meets his prospective stepfather.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>My Funny Valentine Tux - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Tommy has his heart set on taking his girl to a formal Valentine's dance and he needs a tuxedo.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Auld Acquaintances Should Be Forgot - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mel plays host to a buddy whose wife has just left him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613151304 +0000" stop="20260613153443 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flo's Farewell - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A wealthy Houston restaurateur offers Flo a job she finds hard to refuse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153443 +0000" stop="20260613155629 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Belle Toils - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Mel hires Belle, a Mississippi belle who rings Mel's chimes as ""one of the best waitresses I've ever had.""  However, Belle is now aiming for lusher pastures as a country-music writer.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>One Too Many Girls - S04E20</title>
    <desc>The new waitress Belle is making big points with her old boss Mel, but she's scoring zero with Alice and Vera.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vera, the Vamp - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Heartbroken over her boy friend's sudden lack of attention, Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613163832 +0000" stop="20260613170013 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Profit Without Honor - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Mel signs a profit-sharing agreement with the girls just before learning he'll get a tidy sum for letting the city condemn his property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170013 +0000" stop="20260613172501 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cook's Tour - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Mel is receptive to an infatuated tour guide, as long as she keeps steering tourists into his diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172501 +0000" stop="20260613174647 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Comes Alice Cottontail - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Alice allows Tommy to stay with Mel, prompting a wager between Alice and Mel, she bets that he will kick Tommy out and Mel bets that Alice will snoop on her son.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mel and the Green Machine - S05E01</title>
    <desc>An automated bank teller accidentally spews out $24,675 to an astonished but delighted Mel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613180823 +0000" stop="20260613183005 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Day Evening - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After his safe is stolen, Mel rents the services of two very efficient guard dogs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183005 +0000" stop="20260613185144 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello Vegas, Goodbye Diner (1) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Robert Goulet makes an appearance when Vera wins a free trip to Las Vegas and Alice, Mel and Belle tag along to try their luck.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Too Many Robert Goulets (2) - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mel may get his diner back if Belle can get Robert Goulet to perform for a Las Vegas casino owner but when it seems she can't get him, Alice steps in and impersonates him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vera's Aunt Agatha - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Vera's Aunt Agatha, a freewheeling sexagenarian, makes a pit stop in Phoenix while motorcycling to Mexico.  This prompts Vera to make a life altering decision, whether or not to ride off into the sunset with her aunt.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Tommy's T.K.O. - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Against Alce's expressed wishes, Mel secretly teaches Tommy how to take care of a school bully.</desc>
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    <title>The New Improved Mel - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The sparsely attended funeral of a buddy persuade Mel to become Mr. Nice Guy and ensure a decent turnout at his own burial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201820 +0000" stop="20260613204005 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrie Sings the Blues - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Mel's mother is singing the blues because her husband of six months has just left her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204005 +0000" stop="20260613210144 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Henry's Bitter Half - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Henry's convinced that his wife of 20 years is suddenly being nice because she's having an affair, so he tells her he's having one too, with Alice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210144 +0000" stop="20260613212324 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Locks Belle Out - S05E10</title>
    <desc>As the new manager of her apartment building, Alice has the unenviable task of locking out a delinquent fellow tenant, Belle.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vera Goes Out On a Limb - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Vera goes out on a limb to save a century old tree in front of the diner from being cut down for a road-widening project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214505 +0000" stop="20260613220647 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jerry Reed Fish Story - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The waitresses cut up a huge fish they find in the refrigerator, unaware that singer Jerry Reed had left it there until he could have it stuffed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220647 +0000" stop="20260613222822 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye, Birdie - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mel gets into a nose-to-beak yelling match with Vera's new pet parrot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613222822 +0000" stop="20260613225001 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Son, the Drop-out - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Tommy is cutting classes to pursue a singing career and his first job is singing at a juice saloon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225001 +0000" stop="20260613231105 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrie Chickens Out - S05E15</title>
    <desc>During a visit, Carrie plans to help out at the diner and cook but a fed up Mel kicks her out and she goes to work for a competitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231105 +0000" stop="20260613233246 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Macho, Macho Mel - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When, Mel recounts the story of the little old lady who mugged him, the old lady becomes four thugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233246 +0000" stop="20260613235440 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S05E17</title>
    <desc>A trucker chooses Mel's Diner as the place to tell her amorous driving partner to hit the road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235440 +0000" stop="20260614001631 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Strikes Up the Band - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alice thinks she has found her main chance when she lands a gig singing at a big banquet with a 1940's theme and an influential audience of restaurant owners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001631 +0000" stop="20260614003823 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Kissing the Great Chef of Phoenix? - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mel suddenly takes a romantic interest in Vera, who doesn't realize it's just a ploy to make his girlfriend, Marie, jealous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003823 +0000" stop="20260614010006 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Makes Five - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Vera refuses to give up the baby girl someone left in her pile of wash at the laundromat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010006 +0000" stop="20260614012151 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bet a Million, Mel - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mel borrows $10,000 against the diner to bet on a 90-to-1 nag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012151 +0000" stop="20260614014328 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guinness on Tap - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Bird in the Hand - S04E04</title>
    <desc>With the All-American game approaching Spencer is feeling uneasy until an old friend says something to him that makes everything suddenly click. Olivia applies for a coveted summer internship with the L.A. Tribune Online, but her test assignment takes a different turn than what they asked for. Jordan questions why no one sees him as great and the answer he gets takes him by surprise. Coop feels betrayed by Layla when she learns Layla is looking for a new artist and makes some hurtful accusations. Meanwhile, Billy discusses a new opportunity with Laura that might just be too good to turn down.</desc>
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    <title>Can It All Be So Simple - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When Spencer receives some unsettling news about his future, Billy helps devise a contingency plan for him. Layla makes Patience an offer she wasn't expecting, forcing Patience to have a long overdue conversation with Coop. With the encouragement of Nurse Joy, Olivia contemplates taking on a new role in NA. Meanwhile, Asher's unwelcome football advice helps JJ in an unexpected way.</desc>
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    <title>Show Me a Good Time - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Everyone is excited for Senior skip day, and Spencer plans a romantic getaway at the cabin for he and Olivia, but when the gang shows nothing goes as he had planned. Surprising news makes Jordan and Simone realize they might not be as prepared for their new reality as they had hoped. Now that Patience is back from tour, she and Coop can't seem to get on the same page when it comes to their relationship. Meanwhile, Billy, Grace, Laura and Principal Carter team up with an unlikely ally as they go on an adventure in the halls of South Crenshaw High to track down relics of the past</desc>
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    <title>Prom Night - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The gang is ready to celebrate prom together, but Spencer finds himself fixing a mistake made by his teammates that could have some major consequences. Olivia struggles with how to connect with her sponsee, and making her take her sobriety seriously. Coop bails on prom prep with Patience to help Amina once again. Meanwhile, Asher finds himself spending his prom night a little different than expected, and Layla gets some sage advice from Jordan.</desc>
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    <title>Walk This Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>With Spencer's determination to protect his teammates from unjust punishment, he puts his own future at risk. Olivia and Layla question their post-graduation plans only to find the answers where they least expect it. Asher is too proud to ask for help to pay for his dream college and takes his frustration out on the people trying to help him. Coop makes a heartbreaking decision when it comes to Amina. Meanwhile, Billy and Laura deal with the aftermath of what happened to GW.</desc>
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    <title>Got Your Money - S04E09</title>
    <desc>With Spencer, Jordan, Asher and JJ living it up at JJ's rented summer beach house, Spencer is trying to have fun, but he is conflicted when it comes to sponsorship opportunities he is presented. Coop and Patience take a big step in their relationship, but things don't go as smoothly as they had anticipated, and Olivia offers to help. Layla's dad give her a touching graduation gift that brings up a lot of emotions she wasn't expecting. Meanwhile, Laura is at her wits end and steps in to help Billy.</desc>
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    <title>6 'N the Mornin' - S04E10</title>
    <desc>With summer ending and their college football careers beginning, Spencer tries to adjust to more than his brutal workout schedule. Olivia is excited for her new job, but it isn't what she anticipated. Patience asks Layla for help with Coop in getting her motivated, but their plan doesn't go as expected. Asher runs into someone from his past and learns what has really been going on. Meanwhile, Grace joins the search committee for a new a principal and has someone in mind for the job.</desc>
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    <title>Liberation - S04E11</title>
    <desc>After finally getting a handle on his football schedule, Spencer must figure out how to balance everything mentally before it costs him. Billy is settling into his new role and finds inspiration from an unlikely source to fight for the job permanently. Olivia and Jordan go on a mission to find Olivia's sponsor when she goes missing. JJ introduces Asher to his coach with the hopes that he can get a student job with the team, but it turns out to be harder than expected. Meanwhile, Layla feels the pressure to step up her game in the music business.</desc>
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    <title>Babies and Fools - S04E12</title>
    <desc>With the pressure of school, Spencer and Olivia find themselves looking forward to a fun day together, but quickly find themselves in the middle of everyone's lives at home. Laura learns of some new information about the ongoing investigation that has Coop, Patience and Preach worried. Billy and Grace are at odds as to who is best for the job, and neither is ready to back down. Meanwhile, Layla assumes the worst when her dad tells her he is stepping away from his hectic life at the label.</desc>
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    <title>Jump on It - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After weeks of hard work at practice and the first game quickly approaching, Spencer has high hopes of playing in his first college game. Trying to find his place on the team, Jordan forms a bond with some of the seniors. Asher and Layla have epiphanies about their respective relationships and realize they need to deal with it. Coop and Patience finally speak their truths leaving them in unknown territory. Meanwhile, Olivia learns an important lesson as she slowly tries to work her way up the ladder at the paper.</desc>
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    <title>Changes - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer continues to try and prove himself during practices, which seems to go unnoticed, but when a fellow GAU athlete offers to help him form a different plan to get back on the field, he considers it. Coop begins a new job at a nursing home and gets some sage advice from an elderly woman. With the encouragement of Asher, JJ gets a tutor which helps him confront a vulnerable time in his past through his term paper. Olivia is frustrated with her living situation, but also finds some inspiration for her next article. Meanwhile, Laura forms a criminal defense law venture in the community but struggles to find her footing.</desc>
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    <title>C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me) - S04E15</title>
    <desc>After Spencer sees some teammates landing lucrative NIL deals, his ambitions for them continues to grow. Jordan's new friendship with some teammates becomes more complicated than he imagined. Olivia gets a new perspective for her NIL piece after not giving up and following her gut. Asher and the crew get a new perspective about their group dynamic from an outsider. Meanwhile, Coop jumps to conclusions while protecting someone at her new job.</desc>
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    <title>Labels - S04E16</title>
    <desc>With some heat on Spencer, he must figure out what his NIL brand, but he discovers he isn't the only one having a problem with discovering who they are. Olivia's story makes things complicated for Jordan and potentially for her as well. Patience has a release party for her new album and things get awkward for her and Coop. Billy struggles to balance everything going on with his life. Meanwhile, Layla and Jordan are forced to face their past demons when they get locked in Layla's recording studio, which tests their friendship.</desc>
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    <title>Hate Me Now - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Olivia are forced to acknowledge how much they have changed after some quality time together doesn't go smoothly putting a strain on their relationship. On a road trip to San Diego, Jordan helps Layla to gain the courage to get the closure she needs. Asher turns to Billy for advice after he gets a big opportunity that might cost him more than he bargained for when it comes to his friendships. Meanwhile, Coop and Patience come to an agreement on how to navigate their new situation.</desc>
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    <title>Came Back for You - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Spencer is ready to take the next step in his NIL journey, but everything could be at risk before it has a chance to get started. Olivia gets caught up in her story and quickly learns it could cost her everything. Jordan gets a surprise that throws a wrench into his plans with Layla. Billy is worried about his job and gets some sage advice that leads him to come up with a new plan. Meanwhile, Coop and Laura realize they could help each other in an unexpected way.</desc>
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    <title>Murder Was the Case - S04E19</title>
    <desc>With Spencer and Asher's tension at an all-time high, JJ plans a party for the gang. Olivia goes against her instinct about an article causing friction between her and Spencer. Jordan is trying to hide his feeling by making some uncharacteristic choices that doesn't go unnoticed by his friends. Coop is thriving in her new job, leaving Patience to see a new side of Coop. Meanwhile, Grace joins Billy on his all-nighter of protecting the school from the Halloween vandal and shares some news of her own with him.</desc>
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    <title>Champagne Glasses - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After an intense ending to the Halloween party, Spencer tries his best to compartmentalize everything and focus on the big Homecoming game. Much to Laura's dismay, Billy and Olivia set out on a mission to do what they think is right, which leads them to learn more than they anticipated. Jordan makes it known in what he wants but is met with resistance, and Layla gets an unexpected bombshell at work. Coop is at an emotional crossroads and Asher learns the power of adjustments. Meanwhile, Grace gets a life changing offer she may not be able to refuse.</desc>
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    <title>Ludacrismas - S05E01</title>
    <desc>With everyone on holiday break, Spencer, decides to throw an epic Christmas party, with the help of JJ and Asher, as an excuse to bring him and Olivia closer. Jordan gets news about his hand, but he isn’t sure what to do. After weeks of research, Olivia and Billy think they may have a breakthrough on their investigation. Layla decides to take matters into her own hands to get her dad’s company back. Meanwhile, Coop feels replaced when Laura makes a change in the office, which makes Coop think about her future.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Sweat the Technique - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With Spencer’s life hitting a rocky point, he takes some advice from JJ and Coop to embrace college life. Olivia and Billy’s suspicions about Coach Garrett resurface and cause tension between them and Jordan. Layla makes a power play that catches an unsuspecting Patience off-guard. Meanwhile, Asher struggles with trying to be JJ’s coach and maintaining their friendship.</desc>
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    <title>Feeling Myself - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Spencer joins Olivia in her quest to get former players to talk about Coach Garrett, things start to become real for them. With Jordan’s encouragement, Layla agrees to attend a red carpet with Patience, but Patience is still learning the ins and outs of these exclusive events. Spencer notices that Grace is doing a lot of wedding things solo, so he comes up with a solution to make her feel special. Asher gets an opportunity to take the next step in his career by going on a recruiting trip. Meanwhile, Coop gets too involved in a case at work, leading Laura to step in.</desc>
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    <title>Turn Down for What - S05E04</title>
    <desc>With Grace and Carter’s wedding right around the corner, antics ensue. While Denise and Laura kidnap Grace for a surprise bachelorette party, Preach and Billy take Carter out for drinks, and everyone ends the night with more than they bargained for. JJ puts together another Vortex game night with Spencer, Jordan, Layla, and Olivia that goes awry when secrets are aired. Meanwhile, Coop is coming to terms with some disappointing news.</desc>
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    <title>I Need Love - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Still not satisfied with her article, Olivia gets Billy’s help to find the missing piece before her deadline. JJ ropes Spencer and Jordan into a Valentine’s Day fraternity speed dating event, which leaves Jordan questioning what’s really happening between him and Layla. Coop has an opportunity to audit a law class but faces stiff competition for the coveted spot. Meanwhile, JJ begins to wonder if Asher is using recruiting as a ploy to get JJ to take off-season seriously.</desc>
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    <title>Can't Nobody Hold Me Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>After what happens at the press conference, Spencer and Jordan try to secure as many commitments before the end of National Signing Day to help their team. Asher tries to capitalize on the unfortunate opportunity by swaying some new recruits with an assist from an unlikely source. Olivia is torn on how to publish her article while also protecting those she loves. Patience is pushed outside her comfort zone while shooting a music video. Meanwhile, Jordan and JJ throw a party that escalates and ends with Jordan witnessing a rude awakening.</desc>
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    <title>Hate It or Love It - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Hustling to manage the fallout after some shocking news, Spencer reaches out to Billy for help while Jordan contemplates where his priorities are. Olivia feels conflicted about how to balance feelings about work and family. Layla helps Patience with a professional crisis after hitting a major social media landmark. Meanwhile, Coop’s first day of auditing law classes doesn’t go as she thought it would.</desc>
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    <title>Feel So Good - S05E08</title>
    <desc>When Laura throws Billy a surprise birthday party, everyone comes together to roast Billy, but Billy has a looming decision hanging over his head. Spencer makes an effort to do what’s best for himself, hoping it helps Olivia and him take a step towards moving on. Jayme offers some sage advice to Asher  about his speech with JJ, but she ignores her own about watching out for red flags. Meanwhile, Jordan and Layla get in their first fight over something neither of them could have predicted.</desc>
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    <title>Feel It in the Air - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the Santa Ana winds blow into town, they seem to confirm Billy’s theory that they are a bad omen after he faces multiple setbacks. Spencer convinces a reluctant ally to speak their truth, but it doesn’t come without consequences. Jordan finds himself juggling too many secrets and accidentally lets one slip. Olivia throws herself into moving on and comes to an unexpected realization. Meanwhile, Skye offers to help Patience with her social media, leaving Coop’s and Skye’s relationship dynamic to change.</desc>
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    <title>O.P.P. - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While Billy preps his team for the combine, Spencer hears some news that leaves him rattled. Asher steps up to help Jaymee following her hospital visit. Coop helps Preach prepare for his custody trial.</desc>
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    <title>Time - S05E11</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to avoid one big life decision about his relationship with Olivia, Spencer decides to attend the Crenshaw combine with Jordan, even if it means having to avoid another big issue…being in the same place as Billy. Meanwhile, Layla clashes with her father over a decision she made about Keating Records, Olivia contends with success behind a pseudonym, Preach gets a surprise visit from Amina and Asher receives some life changing news. Despite how the day begins, no one is prepared for how it ends.</desc>
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    <title>Lost One - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When an unexpected event rocks both the Beverly Hills and Crenshaw communities, they come together to support each other in an unexpected way.</desc>
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    <title>Day Ones - S05E13</title>
    <desc>As Olivia struggles with the loss of her father, friends and family must set aside their grief to help as she fights to stay sober…but only one person can help her find peace in the midst of her pain.</desc>
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    <title>Make Me Proud - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Despite his grief, Jordan attempts to man up in his dad’s absence, but when Billy’s death is used to garner positive attention for the struggling GAU football program, Jordan is left wondering if his legacy is only to live in his father’s shadow. Back at the Baker house, no one knows how to confront Laura’s excessive den-mothering, and Patience gets ready for her extravagant video premiere event.</desc>
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    <title>United in Grief - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer comes face to face with his grief and those he loves are collateral damage as he spirals into a person almost unrecognizable. Jordan tries to step up as a leader but no one's following, JJ makes a shocking appearance, and Layla urges Patience to beware of her #1 fan.</desc>
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    <title>My Name Is - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Hoping to revive the GAU football program, Spencer and Jordan take a page from the Billy Baker playbook and revisit some former football stars as potential walk-ons…without Coach Kenny’s blessing. Olivia, Layla and Patience look for an escape from their current life stressors and ultimately rediscover themselves in the process. JJ tries to straddle football and the fraternity, and Coop gets great news but it may cost her something precious.</desc>
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    <title>Mask Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>It’s Spring Break for GAU, but the well-deserved break brings some big changes when an old friend surprises Spencer and Jordan, Olivia searches for the courage to share her truth, Patience has a decision to make as her career skyrockets, and Layla has an eye-opening conversation.</desc>
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    <title>This Is How You Do It - S05E18</title>
    <desc>The GAU football team is undergoing some growing pains and Spencer is challenged to try and bring them all together.  Asher and Jaymee are ready to share their news but not everyone is supportive.  Coop is stumbling on new challenges in class, and Olivia is learning that Jayden Davis stirred up more than the football team, but it ultimately sends her in an exciting new direction.</desc>
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    <title>Sabotage - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Olivia gets an exciting opportunity but has to decide if the timing is right for her to make a big leap. Coastal football training forces Spencer, Jordan and Asher to go look in on JJ who has been off the grid. Patience contends with major ramifications after she fails to heed Layla’s advice about her #1 fan.</desc>
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    <title>Now That We've Found Love - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Dramatic changes are on the horizon for the whole gang. With so many lessons learned from their enormous loss, the road forward is destined to be influenced by the past.</desc>
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    <title>Things Done Changed - S06E01</title>
    <desc>It’s the start of a new school year and Spencer and Jordan are officially eligible to enter the NFL draft, placing Spencer at the center of the media spotlight. Olivia returns to LA after being changed by her time in London. Layla plans for the opening of her new lounge which will feature Patience’s first performance since being stabbed. Elsewhere, Asher and Jaymee navigate their new lives as parents to baby AJ.</desc>
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    <title>Public Service Announcement - S06E02</title>
    <desc>As the team heads into their first football game of the season, the media’s growing obsession with Spencer begins to take a toll on him.  Meanwhile, Olivia opens up to Jordan and Laura about what she’s been working on, and Layla and Coop help Patience take back control of her life</desc>
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    <title>Business Is Business - S06E03</title>
    <desc>New changes on the field begin to create tension between Spencer and Jordan at the worst possible time.  While working on her latest project, Olivia deals with the emotional fallout of digging too deep into the past.  Elsewhere, Asher is forced to make a difficult decision after losing one of his star players.</desc>
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    <title>Black Out - S06E04</title>
    <desc>After celebrating his 21st birthday, Spencer enlists Coop’s help to figure out what happened at his party the night before. Elsewhere, Olivia and Jordan reminisce about their childhood with Billy, and Asher deals with the fallout of a tough decision he’s made.</desc>
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    <title>Trust Issues - S06E05</title>
    <desc>After having some issues with a new game strategy on the field, Spencer diverts his attention to helping a South Crenshaw High player, who has been struggling with his own issues.  A surprise visit by Olivia’s BFF Ashley causes some tension between Olivia and Spencer.  Elsewhere, Laura guest lectures Coop’s law class, and Layla helps Jordan find a new roommate at the beach house.</desc>
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    <title>Connection - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After a spontaneous trip to the cabin leaves the Vortex without internet, they decide to spend their time helping Spencer with his latest case studies on relationships.  In the process, Spencer and Olivia are forced to deal with their growing issues head-on, while Jordan makes an unexpected discovery about Layla.  Finally, Laura reveals some difficult news to Coop about Patience’s case against Miko.</desc>
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    <title>Passin' Me By - S06E07</title>
    <desc>It's New Year's Eve and Spencer and Olivia are determined to ring in the new year together despite several interruptions that arise throughout the day. Elsewhere, Jordan gets advice on how to navigate a sensitive topic with Layla, and Asher comes clean to Jaymee about a secret he's been keeping</desc>
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    <title>Kids See Ghosts - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Laura surprises Olivia, Jordan and Spencer with a special gift from Billy that helps them navigate issues they're each dealing with. Layla makes a discovery during therapy. Coop prepares Patience for the next step in their case against Miko.</desc>
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    <title>100% - S06E09</title>
    <desc>With one of the biggest games of his career around the corner, Spencer seeks guidance by revisiting his past. Layla continues to work through her mental health recovery. Olivia receives unexpected feedback from her publisher.</desc>
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    <title>Mass Appeal - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself struggling at the NFL combine when prospective coaches dig into his past. Jordan convinces Layla to take a day for herself while he handles her first brunch service at the lounge. Asher receives some unexpected news.</desc>
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    <title>The Next Episode - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When a couples' trip doesn't go as planned, Spencer volunteers the Vortex's help at South Crenshaw High's production of "Romeo and Juliet." Jordan and Layla receive news from their wedding venue that leaves them each feeling conflicted.</desc>
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    <title>Draft Day - S06E12</title>
    <desc>With draft day around the corner, Spencer celebrates the big day by making some lavish purchases. Olivia unveils her book to her family but worries that no one will show up to her first book signing. Jordan stresses over who his best man will be.</desc>
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    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
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    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612092220 +0000" stop="20260612100431 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612100431 +0000" stop="20260612104645 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104645 +0000" stop="20260612112906 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112906 +0000" stop="20260612121129 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612121129 +0000" stop="20260612125357 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612125357 +0000" stop="20260612133627 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612133627 +0000" stop="20260612141852 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612141852 +0000" stop="20260612150120 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612150120 +0000" stop="20260612154341 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612154341 +0000" stop="20260612162606 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612162606 +0000" stop="20260612170832 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612170832 +0000" stop="20260612175054 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612175054 +0000" stop="20260612183318 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612183318 +0000" stop="20260612191545 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612191545 +0000" stop="20260612195811 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195811 +0000" stop="20260612203849 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612203849 +0000" stop="20260612212117 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612212117 +0000" stop="20260612220338 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220338 +0000" stop="20260612224604 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224604 +0000" stop="20260612232830 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232830 +0000" stop="20260613001056 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001056 +0000" stop="20260613005322 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005322 +0000" stop="20260613013550 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013550 +0000" stop="20260613021817 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021817 +0000" stop="20260613030044 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030044 +0000" stop="20260613034309 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034309 +0000" stop="20260613042535 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042535 +0000" stop="20260613050801 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050801 +0000" stop="20260613054952 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054952 +0000" stop="20260613063142 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063142 +0000" stop="20260613071345 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071345 +0000" stop="20260613075612 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075612 +0000" stop="20260613083840 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613083840 +0000" stop="20260613092105 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092105 +0000" stop="20260613100318 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100318 +0000" stop="20260613104506 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104506 +0000" stop="20260613112654 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112654 +0000" stop="20260613120840 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120840 +0000" stop="20260613125026 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125026 +0000" stop="20260613133212 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133212 +0000" stop="20260613141400 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141400 +0000" stop="20260613145611 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145611 +0000" stop="20260613153824 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153824 +0000" stop="20260613162046 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162046 +0000" stop="20260613170309 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170309 +0000" stop="20260613174537 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613174537 +0000" stop="20260613182807 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613182807 +0000" stop="20260613191032 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614013029 +0000" stop="20260614021256 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614021256 +0000" stop="20260614025517 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614033744 +0000" stop="20260614042010 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614042010 +0000" stop="20260614050236 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614050236 +0000" stop="20260614054502 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614054502 +0000" stop="20260614062730 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614062730 +0000" stop="20260614070957 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614070957 +0000" stop="20260614075224 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614075224 +0000" stop="20260614083449 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612073644 +0000" stop="20260612080017 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612080017 +0000" stop="20260612082350 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082350 +0000" stop="20260612084722 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084722 +0000" stop="20260612091055 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612091055 +0000" stop="20260612093428 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612093428 +0000" stop="20260612095801 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095801 +0000" stop="20260612102134 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612102134 +0000" stop="20260612104506 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104506 +0000" stop="20260612110839 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612110839 +0000" stop="20260612113210 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612113210 +0000" stop="20260612115542 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115542 +0000" stop="20260612124014 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612124014 +0000" stop="20260612130346 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612130346 +0000" stop="20260612132718 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612132718 +0000" stop="20260612135051 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135051 +0000" stop="20260612141423 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612141423 +0000" stop="20260612143755 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143755 +0000" stop="20260612150127 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612150127 +0000" stop="20260612152459 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152459 +0000" stop="20260612154830 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612154830 +0000" stop="20260612161201 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161201 +0000" stop="20260612163534 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163534 +0000" stop="20260612165906 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612165906 +0000" stop="20260612172238 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612172238 +0000" stop="20260612174610 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612174610 +0000" stop="20260612180942 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612180942 +0000" stop="20260612183314 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612183314 +0000" stop="20260612191845 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612191845 +0000" stop="20260612200416 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200416 +0000" stop="20260612202748 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202748 +0000" stop="20260612205121 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205121 +0000" stop="20260612211453 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612211453 +0000" stop="20260612213825 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612213825 +0000" stop="20260612220157 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220157 +0000" stop="20260612222528 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612222528 +0000" stop="20260612224900 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224900 +0000" stop="20260612231232 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612231232 +0000" stop="20260612233603 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233603 +0000" stop="20260612235935 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612235935 +0000" stop="20260613002305 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061610 +0000" stop="20260613063943 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063943 +0000" stop="20260613070316 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070316 +0000" stop="20260613072649 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613072649 +0000" stop="20260613075022 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075022 +0000" stop="20260613081354 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081354 +0000" stop="20260613083727 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613083727 +0000" stop="20260613090058 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092430 +0000" stop="20260613100902 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613100902 +0000" stop="20260613103234 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103234 +0000" stop="20260613105606 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105606 +0000" stop="20260613111939 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111939 +0000" stop="20260613114311 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613114311 +0000" stop="20260613120643 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120643 +0000" stop="20260613123015 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123015 +0000" stop="20260613125347 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613125347 +0000" stop="20260613131718 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613131718 +0000" stop="20260613134049 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134049 +0000" stop="20260613140422 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613140422 +0000" stop="20260613142754 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613142754 +0000" stop="20260613145126 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613145126 +0000" stop="20260613151458 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
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    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613153830 +0000" stop="20260613160202 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
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    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613182009 +0000" stop="20260613184341 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613184341 +0000" stop="20260613190713 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613190713 +0000" stop="20260613193045 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613230228 +0000" stop="20260613232600 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613234931 +0000" stop="20260614001303 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614001303 +0000" stop="20260614003635 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614003635 +0000" stop="20260614010008 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
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    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
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    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
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    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
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    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
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    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
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    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
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    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
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    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
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    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
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    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
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    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Are You There, Frank? It's Me, King Julien - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
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    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
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    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
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    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613125602 +0000" stop="20260613131942 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613131942 +0000" stop="20260613134322 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Civil Rights - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria is Nervous - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.</desc>
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    <title>Birth of the Baby (1) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It appears that Gloria may have her first baby in an Italian restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Birth of the Baby (2) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Edith and Archie cause havoc at the hospital when Gloria is about to have her baby.</desc>
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    <title>New Year's Wedding - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Archie the Babysitter - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Archie babysits little Joey with the help of his friends during their poker game.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Finds a Friend - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Archie has ulterior motives when he befriends a Jewish watchmaker, who has a sure-fire invention that the world has been waiting for.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Move - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Weighty Problem - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.</desc>
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    <title>Love by Appointment - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.</desc>
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    <title>Joey's Baptism - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Archie Baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's Permission.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's House Guests - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Night Out - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelly's Bar.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Edith leaves Archie when she suspects him of infidelity.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Brief Encounter (3) - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.</desc>
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    <title>The Unemployment Story (1) - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Archie's loses his job on the loading dock.</desc>
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    <title>The Unemployment Story (2) - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a job to Archie.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Operation (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Hospitalized Archie must accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Operation (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Archie recuperates in time to return to work with a raise and a promotion.</desc>
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    <title>Beverly Rides Again - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Archie fixes up a drinking buddy with a female impersonator.</desc>
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    <title>Teresa Moves In - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's Will - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria ponder Joey's fate should they both die.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Edith Bunker - S07E11</title>
    <desc>After Edith saves a man's life, Archie is jealous of her heroine status.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Secret Passion - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounter with an old high school friend.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby Contest - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Archie enters Joey in a contest against the wishes of Mike and Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's False Alarm - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Gloria insists that Mike get a vasectomy.</desc>
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    <title>The Draft Dodger - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Archie spars with Mike's draft-dodger friend at Christmas dinner.</desc>
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    <title>The Boarder Patrol - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Chair - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Goes Skiing - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Mike leaves Gloria behind when he joins his friends on a weekend ski trip.</desc>
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    <title>Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Archie delivers Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unaware that his departed friend was Jewish.</desc>
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    <title>The Joys of Sex - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Gloria and Mike try to get Edith and Archie open up about sex.</desc>
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    <title>Mike the Pacifist - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Stranded in a subway train, pacifist Mike punches a man who had pushed Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Fire - S07E22</title>
    <desc>After a minor house fire, Archie hopes to cash in from his insurance policy.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Split - S07E23</title>
    <desc>The Stivics spar and separate before Mike comes to his senses and returns home.</desc>
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    <title>Archie the Liberal - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Archie proposes admitting a black Jew to the lodge.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Dog Day Afternoon - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Archie accidentally runs over Barney's dog with his cab.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (1) - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Archie is determined to buy Kelcy's bar.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (2) - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Edith is upset to learn Archie has forged her signature to buy Kelcy's bar.</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Liz - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Edith learns a troubling secret about a deceased cousin.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's 50th Birthday (1) - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Edith is attacked by a rapist posing as a policeman.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's 50th Birthday (2) - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Edith must deal with her sexual assault and identify the perpetrator.</desc>
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    <title>Unequal Partners - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Archie's weekend fishing plans conflict with Edith's offer to use the house for a wedding.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Grand Opening - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The grand opening of Archie's bar is a fiasco.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Bitter Pill (1) - S08E08</title>
    <desc>With business at the bar slowing down, Archie starts taking pills.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Bitter Pill (2) - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Archie tries to shake his dependence on pills and finds a new business partner.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (1) - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Archie unwittingly joins a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (2) - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Archie schemes to stop the local KKK group's plans.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Meet - S08E12</title>
    <desc>The family remembers Mike's and Gloria's first date.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Crisis of Faith (1) - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Edith's religious faith is shaken after a friend is murdered.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Crisis of Faith (2) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Edith's family helps restore her faith.</desc>
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    <title>The Commercial - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Edith is chosen to appear in a TV commercial but comes to doubt the quality of the sponsor's product.</desc>
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    <title>Super Bowl Sunday - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Archie's Place is robbed on Super Bowl Sunday.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Iola's Visit - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Archie refuses to let Edith's aunt stay in the spare bedroom.</desc>
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    <title>Love Comes to the Butcher - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Archie is jealous when a lonely butcher lavishes attention on Edith.</desc>
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    <title>Two's a Crowd - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Mike and Archie are locked in the storeroom at the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Stale Mates - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria try to spark their listless marriage.</desc>
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    <title>The Brother - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Archie's estranged brother appears and wants to reconcile before a major operation.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's New Job - S08E22</title>
    <desc>The Stivics prepare to move to California after Mike is offered a teaching position.</desc>
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    <title>The Dinner Guest - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Edith farewell dinner for the Stivics poses a conflict for Mike.</desc>
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    <title>The Stivics Go West - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria leave for California.</desc>
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    <title>Little Miss Bunker - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Edith's cousin abandons his nine-year-old daughter, Stephanie, on the Bunkers' doorstep.</desc>
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    <title>End in Sight - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Archie frets when a physical exam reveals an ominous spot on his liver.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion on Hauser Street - S09E03</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers attempt to reunite Barney Hefner and his wife.</desc>
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    <title>What'll We Do with Stephanie? - S09E04</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers decide to keep Stephanie after her father fails to reclaim her as promised.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Final Respects - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Edith is the sole mourner at her aunt's funeral.</desc>
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    <title>Weekend in the Country - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Archie and Edith spend a disastrous weekend with the Hefners.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Other Wife - S09E07</title>
    <desc>At a convention, Archie awakens to find a black stewardess who swears they were married the night before.</desc>
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    <title>Edith vs. the Bank - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Edith finds her gender is a barrier to borrowing money.</desc>
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    <title>Return of the Waitress - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Harry unwittingly hires the woman who had nearly led Archie astray.</desc>
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    <title>Bogus Bills - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Edith is arrested for passing phony $10 bills she got from Archie's Place.</desc>
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    <title>The Bunkers Go West - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers visit Mike and Gloria for the holidays.</desc>
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    <title>California, Here We Are (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>While visiting California, the Bunkers learn that the Stivics are having marital problems.</desc>
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    <title>A Night at the PTA - S09E14</title>
    <desc>When Edith develops laryngitis, Archie steps in to sing at Stephanie's recital.</desc>
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    <title>A Girl Like Edith - S09E15</title>
    <desc>A butcher seems to favor Edith over his girlfriend, Edith's exact likeness.</desc>
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    <title>The Appendectomy - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Stephanie has an emergency appendectomy on the eve of her tenth birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Stephanie and the Crime Wave - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Stephanie admits to stealing personal items as a way to remember the people she loves.</desc>
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    <title>Barney the Gold Digger - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Archie fixes up a despondent Barney Hefner with an overweight but wealthy widow.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Archie's Brother - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Archie's brother returns with a teenage bride.</desc>
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    <title>Stephanie's Conversion - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Archie comes to terms with the fact that Stephanie is Jewish.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Gets Fired - S09E21</title>
    <desc>Edith is fired from the nursing home after assenting to an elderly woman's dying wish.</desc>
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    <title>The 200th Episode Celebration of All in the Family - S09E22</title>
    <desc>To celebrate the 200th episode, Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look back at the groundbreaking series.</desc>
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    <title>The Family Next Door - S09E23</title>
    <desc>Edith helps Louise Jefferson sell her old house to a black cop and his wife.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Stephanie's Father - S09E24</title>
    <desc>Stephanie's deadbeat father threatens to reclaim her unless the Bunkers pay him $1,000.</desc>
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    <title>Too Good Edith - S09E25</title>
    <desc>Edith's sudden illness prompts Archie to express how much she means to him.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Bunkers - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the Bunkers' wedding anniversary, Gloria and Mike bicker with Archie.</desc>
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    <title>Writing the President - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After Mike writes a protest letter to President Nixon, Archie tries to rebut the letter with one of his own.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, My Aching Back - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Archie tries to collect a large settlement from a petty traffic accident by hiring a Jewish lawyer.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Gives Blood - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Archie hesitates to donate blood, fearing it may be mixed with that of a different race.</desc>
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    <title>Judging Books by Covers - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Archie thinks Mike's friend is gay, but learns his ex-football player buddy is homosexual.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria's Pregnancy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Archie hits the roof when he learns Gloria is pregnant and unemployed college student Mike has no means to support his soon-to-be child. But just as he's changing his tune, Archie learns that Gloria became suddenly ill and suffered a miscarriage.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mike invites an unmarried hippie couple to spend the night in the living room, despite Archie's strenuous objections.</desc>
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    <title>Lionel Moves into the Neighborhood - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Archie and several neighbors learn that a black family is moving into the neighborhood, unaware that it is the Jeffersons. Lionel finds out about the effort to purchase the Jeffersons' new house and gets Archie to reveal his plans.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Has Jury Duty - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Edith abandons the kitchen for the courtroom when she is chosen for jury duty.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Day at the Bunkers' - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Archie complains that he was passed over for a Christmas bonus.</desc>
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    <title>112 - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Deborah Cox - S05E10</title>
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    <title>Outkast - S05E11</title>
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    <title>Divine - S05E12</title>
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    <title>Joey McIntyre - S05E14</title>
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    <title>Backstreet Boys - S05E15</title>
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    <title>3rd Storee - S05E16</title>
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    <title>New Radicals - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Treasure Map   Art Class   Seymour Reacts to Stuff   What-Everrr - Mister Whatever   Don't Do This At School   Pierre Escargot   Musical Guest: New Radicals ("Reason To Live")</desc>
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    <title>The M.A.F.T. ft. Kel Mitchell - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dullmont Workout   Channel 6 1/2 Sports: The Test   Pierre Escargot   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Chores   Musical Guest: The M.A.F.T. featuring Kel Mitchell ("We Gets Down")</desc>
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    <title>Shanice - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Elephant Tug-o-war   Inconvenience Store Trainee   Vital Information   Seymour Reacts to Stuff   Channel 6 1/2 News: Montana Hurricane   Pierre Escargot   Class Vampire   Don't Do This At School   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: Shanice ("When I Close My Eyes")</desc>
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    <title>Cast of Snow Day / Hoku - S06E02</title>
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Cockroaches in Your Pants
Vital Information
Francis the Caveman &amp; the Cast of Snow Day
Leroy and Fuzz
Boring Man
The Cast from Snow Day &amp; Nick Introduce Hoku
Musical Guest: Hoku ("Another Dumb Blonde")</desc>
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    <title>Mandy Moore - S06E03</title>
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Stuart the Check-out Guy
Vital Information
Whatever!!
Baby Chat
Everything's For Free Store!
Stinke-E Sneezes
Baby Chat Introduction
Musical Guest - Mandy Moore ("Candy")</desc>
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    <title>Blaque - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Detective Dan: Detective Dan comes in. The cast thinks Josh is playing around, until Josh appears himself.
Jimmy Bond vs Mr. Nice Guy
Vital Information
Turblent Airlines Flight
Latanya At Dudco - Latanya tries to get a guy (Josh), unfortunately it turns out he's her boss (Christy)'s boyfriend.
Jiffy Springs Introduces Musical Guest
Musical Guest: Blaque ("Bring It All To Me")</desc>
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    <title>LFO - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Musical 
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Baby Chat
Toby Braun
Dr. Debbie Introduction
Musical Guest - LFO ("Girl on TV")</desc>
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    <title>M2M - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Leon - Half Rat, Half Boy!
Jiffy, Benji, and the Spice Boys!
Vital Information
Pizza Guy
Baby Chat
Slow Food Restaurant
Channel 6 1/2 News
Latanya Introduction
Musical Guest - M2M ("Mirror, Mirror")</desc>
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    <title>Sammie - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Portal
Latanya at Dudco Enterprises
Vital Information
An Important Message from Sweaty Spice
Francis the Caveman
Channel 6 1/2 News
Ask Stuart!
Bernie Kibbitz Introduction
Musical Guest: Sammie ("I Like It")</desc>
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    <title>N'Sync - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Magnetic Danny
Detective Dan
Vital Information
Baby Chat
Channel 6 1/2 News
Animal Wranglers: Al &amp; Nigel Forrester
Whateverrr!!!
Amanda, World's Greatest Magician 
Musical Guest:N'Sync ("Bye, Bye, Bye")</desc>
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    <title>Sheryl Swoopes / No Authority - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Hide and Seek
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Three Shortage
Al &amp; Nigel, the Animal Wranglers
Channel 6 1/2 News
Dr. Debbie
Hypno-Pants Introduction
Musical Guest: No Authority ("What I Wanna Do")</desc>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Leon for President
Agent Jimmy Bond
Vital Information
Superhero Auditions
Toby Braun
Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("Oops I Did It Again")</desc>
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    <title>Ideal - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Deflated Leon
Turbulent Airlines
Vital Information
An Important Message from Jiffy Springs
Happy Homestuff with Gloria Bankhead
The Fireman/Alien in the oom
Channel 6 1/2 News
Agent Jimmy Bond Introduction
Musical Guest: Ideal ("All About You")</desc>
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    <title>Tracie Spencer - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Bionic Danny
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vegetable Hunting
Baby Chat
Boring Man
Channel 6 1/2 News Introduction
Musical Guest: Tracie Spencer ("Still in My Heart")</desc>
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    <title>IMx - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Danny's Bad Hair Day
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Happy Homestuff With Gloria Bankhead
An Important Message From Sweaty Spice
Stuart: Substitute Teacher
Ask Ashley
Turbulent Airlines Introduction
Musical Guest: IMx ("In and Out of Love")</desc>
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    <title>Frankie Muniz / Aaron Carter - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Frankie Muniz Finds The New Cast   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Toy ER   Vocabulary with Lisa   Rate the Pain   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Wake-Up Scene   Musical Guest: Aaron Carter ("Aaron's Party")</desc>
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    <title>Melissa Joan Hart / Usher - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Melissa Joan Hart   Coming at Ya!   The Crazy Taxi Driver   Rate the Pain   Harry Bladder   Vocabulary With Lisa   Know Your Stars: Giovonnie Samuels   Musical Guest: Usher ("Ooh Baby")</desc>
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    <title>P. Diddy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Wake Up Shane!   Coming at Ya!   Slumber Party   TR Yell   Wake Up Scene   Know Your Stars: Shane Lyons   Vocabulary With Lisa   Kid at the Principal's Office   Musical Guest: P. Diddy ("Dig In")</desc>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Video Phone   Coming at Ya!   Bridgett's Slumber Party   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' with Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Britney Spears   Vocabulary with Lisa   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("I'm Not a Girl")</desc>
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    <title>Tony Hawk / Barenaked Ladies - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tony Hawk Opening   Comin' At Ya!   Sugar &amp; Coffee   Rate the Pain   Shane Gets Launched   Chit Chat   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   Wake Up Scene   Comin' At Ya!   Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies</desc>
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    <title>David Arquette / Mandy Moore - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Practical Joke
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder in "Foodius Fightium"
Connect the Zits
Crazy Taxi Driver
Rate the Pain
Know Your Stars
Blooper Scene
Britney in a Toilet Introduction
Musical Guest: Mandy Moore ("Crush on You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612194111 +0000" stop="20260612200530 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kenan Thompson / LFO - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Old Cast Member
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder
Songs from the Dentist's Chair
Sugar and Coffee
Know Your Stars
Superdude vs. Soupdude
Harry Bladder Introduction
Musical Guest: LFO ("Every Other Time")</desc>
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    <title>Barry Watson / Christina Milian - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Barry Watson
Coming at Ya!
Chit Chat
Kyle Playing The Piano
Live From the Toilet: Britney!
Wake Up Scene
Crazy Taxi Driver
Know Your Stars: Chelsea Brummet
Musical Guest: Christina Millian ("AM to PM")</desc>
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    <title>Ray Romano / Lisa Leslie / Willa Ford - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Ray is Stuck in the Bathroom
Comin' At Ya!
Bridgett's Slumber Party
Connect the Zits
Toy ER
Stuck in the Bathroom
Know Your Stars
Jack, Kyle, and Bryan introduce Steve the monkey, then introduce themusical guest.
Musical Guest: Willa Ford ("Did Ya' Understand That")
Stuck in the Bathroom</desc>
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    <title>Amanda Bynes / City High - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Penelope Tyant   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Connect the Zits   Vocabulary with Lisa   Shady Airlines   Know Your Stars: Amanda Bynes   Blooper Scene: Amanda Bynes w/ Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: City High ("Yes Yes Yes")</desc>
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    <title>Aaron Carter / Samantha Mumba - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Realistic Video Games
Comin' At Ya!
Tilt-a-Hurl
Live from a Dumpster: Brittney
Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald
Toy ER
Wake Up Scene
Know Your Stars
Bloopers
Dentist Chair Introduction
Musical Guest: Samantha Mumba ("Don't Need You (To Tell You I'm Pretty)")</desc>
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    <title>Will Friedle / Nelly Furtado - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Will Friedle   Coming at Ya!   Harry Bladder   Kids vs. Adults   Underwater Breaking News   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Musical Guest: Nelly Furtado ("Turn Off Your Lights")</desc>
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    <title>Christina Vidal / Tyrese - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Christina Vidal   Coming at Ya!   The Tilt-a-Hurl   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' With Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   The Difference Between Girls and Guys   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Tyreek ("Baby I Love Ya")</desc>
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    <title>B2K - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast members are holding tryouts but at first, they get a boring singer. Next, a kid shows up to audition but Bryan accidentally sets his soda can on the rejecting button. Then, Jamie Lynn Spear shows up and turns out to be very talented (She can shrink Shane to the size of a carrot!). So they pick her to be the new cast member.
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Bridgett (Chelsea) is getting annoyed by his little brother, Elliot (Kyle) so Bridgett decides to give him a girlfriend. Elliot picks a cute girl named Sandy (Shane) but the girls decide it should be this other girl named Kristen (Jamie).
Advice From The Old Lady in Shane's Mouth
Storytime with the Osbournes
Bucketman: Bucketman(Shane) must stop two robbers from robbing a jewel store.
Know Your Stars: Jamie Lynn Spears get insulted by the announcer.
The Old Lady in Shane's Mounth introduces the musical guest, B2K!
Musical Guest: B2K ("Why I Love You")</desc>
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    <title>Buddy Hackett / Phyllis Diller / Daryl Sabara &amp; Alexa Vega / Play ft. Chris Trousdale - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast meets a VERY old cast member of All That backstage. They find out from him the show was around for 72 YEARS!
Crazy Cab Driver: The Spy Kids hop into the cab into the cab of the Crazy Cab Driver (Bryan) trying to catch a villain.
Thelma Stump: Jack DeSena this time tries to get past Thelma (Jamie) but can't!
Randy Quench: Randy (Jack) this time stumbles into a birthday of a girl (Jamie)
Know Your Stars: The Spy Kids get insulted by the announcer this time.
Randy Quench (Jack) introduces the musical guest, Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet!
Musical Guest: Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet ("I'm gonna make you love me")</desc>
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    <title>Yasmeen - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Hamster Mind Control: Chelsea reads a book on controlling the a hamster's mind but she ends up controlling Shane's mind.
Sugar &amp; Coffee: The orbs aren't working so Buzz &amp; Kaffy start panicking.
Connect the Zits: Today, Giovonnie connects zits and the zits resemble a duck today.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne gets insulted by the announcer today.
Musical Guest: Yasmeen ("?")</desc>
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    <title>Jeffrey Licon / Jennifer Love Hewitt - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Green room- Bathtub
Bridget's Slumber Party
Rowdy Fans:Fancy Restaurant
The Fleminem show
Connect The zits
Rate the Pain - Bell
Hair salon guy introduces Jennifer love Hewitt.
Musical Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612233430 +0000" stop="20260612235452 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve Bridges / Tom Green / Avril Lavigne - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Greenroom- Bootcamp
Sugar and Coffe: Special Guest Tom Green
Thelma Stump: George Bush (Steve Bridges)
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Cheerleading Squad.
Rate The Pain: Old Lady in a Bikini
Wake Up Scene: Tom Green eating an apple
Know Your Stars: ?
Bryan introduces Avril
Musical Guest: Avril Lavigne ("Complicated")
SPECIAL GUEST STARS: Tom Green (as himself) and Steve Bridges (as George W. Bush)</desc>
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    <title>Nick Carter / BBMak - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Shane Knows Nick Carter
Thelma Stump: Nick Carter
Wake up scene: Nick carter
Story time with the Ousbourne's
Know Your Stars: Jamie Spears
The Ousbourne's introduce "BBmak"
Musical guest: BBMak</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613001449 +0000" stop="20260613003453 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britney Spears / Justincase - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room - A man named Pal delivered Crates of pickles and installed a cheese cannon to The cast of all that
Thelma Stump: Britney Spears runs into Thelma Stump while trying to get into the show.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars "Chelsea Brummet"
Marlee and Carlee introduce "Justincase"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613003453 +0000" stop="20260613005452 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Cannon / Orlando Jones / Monica - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Green Room - Soda Explosion
Thelma Stump - Nick Cannon
Rowdy Fans
Know Your Stars: Nick Cannon
Thelma Stump introduces "Monica"
Musical guest: Monica
Guest stars: Nick Cannon, Orlando Jones and Ashton Kutcher</desc>
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    <title>Avril Lavigne - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-A ham slapping contest
Sugar and Coffee
T.R YELL
Bucketman
Rowdy Fans
Advice from the old lady in Shane's mouth
Know your stars "Giovonnie Samuels"
Rowdy Fans introduce "Deborah Gibson"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613011358 +0000" stop="20260613013215 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom Green / No Secrets - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Greenroom: Jamie,Jack,Giovonnie Hop on Jamie's time travel couch
Bridgette's slumber party
Randy quench volunteer fireman
Advice From The old Lady in Shane's mouth
Rowdy Fans
Know your stars "Jack De Sena"
Bridgette introduces: No secrets
Musical guests: No Secrets
(Last Episode to feature Bryan Hearne)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613013215 +0000" stop="20260613015213 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lillix - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Christina Kirkman - The other cast members welcome Christina to the cast, but when the Know Your Stars guy makes fun of her, Christina makes fun of him!
American Idiot
The Punchies
Tilt-A-Hurl
Christina Kirkman's first episode as a cast member.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613015213 +0000" stop="20260613020308 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brittany Snow / Wakefield - S09E10</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260613020308 +0000" stop="20260613021215 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Lachey / Drake Bell - S09E12</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260613021215 +0000" stop="20260613023454 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1101 - S11E01</title>
    <desc>The new cast of All That prepares for their first show! The Jonas Brothers stop by Good Burger, Vital Information finds a new host, and Marie Kiddo helps decide what stuff kids should keep and what to DESTROY! Performance by The Jonas Brothers Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023454 +0000" stop="20260613025654 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1102 - S11E02</title>
    <desc>The cast scrambles to find the props they need for a sketch, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, Beyonce advertises her new store, and Long Coat plans a bank robbery. Musical Performance by Daddy Yankee</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025654 +0000" stop="20260613031854 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1103 - S11E03</title>
    <desc>A button that appears out of nowhere tempts the cast. Simplicity, the easiest game show in the world, is played, Positive Poppi gives words of affirmation, and Coach Kreeton returns to Dullmont Jr. High to give a pep talk. Performance by Kane Brown</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613031854 +0000" stop="20260613034024 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1104 - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Wake up with Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Someone loses their phone at Good Burger. Prehistoric inventors try to sell their inventions in the Shark Cave. The Pranklers wreak havoc at the school cafeteria. Performance by Ally Brooke</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034024 +0000" stop="20260613040204 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1105 - S11E05</title>
    <desc>The casts of Henry Danger and All That meet. Brie gives beauty advice after going to the dentist, Ella Mai finds someone to haunt her house forever, and the Crack Your Phone store advertises their services. Performance By Ella Mai</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613040204 +0000" stop="20260613042348 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1106 - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Kenan Thompson returns with a special delivery for the All That cast. Marie Kiddo DESTROYS her principals office, a music video about what really happens on a sick day, and T@$#!eigh and Trad meet at the school dance. Performance by JoJo Siwa</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042348 +0000" stop="20260613044548 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1107 - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Beyonce wanders into a classroom and everyone loses their minds, Detective Ann and Detective Dan crash a birthday party, Peyton Manning stops by Jay-Z Penny, and a music video about what to wear for the first day of school. Performance by Ciara</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044548 +0000" stop="20260613050748 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1108 - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Grammy winner H.E.R. tries to place an order at Good Burger, Reece tries to figure out who tickled her, Nathan cancels reboots, and Chinguun gets a last minute edit to his script. Performance by: HER Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050748 +0000" stop="20260613052947 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1111 - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Good Burger goes gluten free, Brie gives beauty advice after another trip to the dentist, Juice: n All That music video, and Darcy the cheerleader brings spirit to the school play. Performance by: Bryce Vine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052947 +0000" stop="20260613055127 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1110 - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Marie Kiddo helps declutter a treehouse, Dracula reviews new technology with the Invisible Man, Nathan cancels trick or treating, a music video where kids convince their parents to get a dog, and girl scouts go camping. Performance by CNCO</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055127 +0000" stop="20260613061321 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1109 - S11E11</title>
    <desc>America’s Got Talent winner Darci Lynne Farmer and her puppet Petunia stop by the All That set, Pranklers are back wreaking havoc in the locker room, Lex finds out his pet’s thoughts, and Ariana reads us classic fairy tales. Jonas Brothers perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061321 +0000" stop="20260613063522 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1112 - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton stops by Beyonce's session to play the trumpet, Nathan cancels bounce houses, the Toilet Genie arrives to grant wishes, Ariana reads bed time stories, Detective Ann, Dan, and Stan investigate at a restaurant. Performer: Ty Dolla $ign</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063522 +0000" stop="20260613065805 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1113 - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Bed, Bath &amp; Beyonce returns with holiday home essentials, Tyga places an order at Coffee Coffee Coffee, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, and Nathan cancels the emoji with one eye closed and his tongue out. Performance by Tyga</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613065805 +0000" stop="20260613072005 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1114 - S11E14</title>
    <desc>The All That cast 3-D prints a new cast member, Tammy shares way too much information, contestants in a game show try to stay off their phones, and scientists recreating a T-Rex get a big surprise. Performance by AJ Mitchell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613072005 +0000" stop="20260613074205 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1116 - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Dancing With The Stars’ Witney Carson goes to Good Burger, T. Smith has an album preview, All That presents a new way to learn Spanish, and Nathan cancels gum. Performance by: The Melisizwe Brothers</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613074205 +0000" stop="20260613080404 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1115 - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Ms. Hushbaum celebrates her birthday in the library, Lex and Gaby have a text off, everyone’s favorite babies have their 8 month photoshoot, and Officer Smart joins the Star Crew as a calculations expert. Performance by: PUBLIC</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080404 +0000" stop="20260613082604 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1117 - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels Valentine’s Day candy, T@$#!eigh and Tevin meet at the movies, a contestant on a baking show has to defend his “cake”, and an important date gets interrupted by extreme weather at the Weather Café. Performance by: Asher Angel</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082604 +0000" stop="20260613084804 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1118 - S11E18</title>
    <desc>All That parodies the Song of the Year with “Bad Guys”, the Fart Fixer advertises a new way to relieve embarrassment, Bed Bath and Beyoncé returns, and some familiar faces appear to be saved from their island. Performance by: Young Dylan</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084804 +0000" stop="20260613091004 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1119 - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Liza Koshy guest stars and gets a lesson in Bad Dancing, Larry returns to play the easiest game show in the world, Simplicity, Lucy has trouble controlling her emotions, and a new invention advertises the fastest way to eat food. Bad Bunny performs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091004 +0000" stop="20260613093204 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1121 - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Alex teaches a new Spanish lesson, Lucy tries to control her emotions in a yoga class, Reece calls in a favor from a professional baseball player, and a manager at a pizza place teaches his employees about birthdays. Performance by Lauren Alaina</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093204 +0000" stop="20260613095404 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1120 - S11E21</title>
    <desc>WWE superstars The New Day teach Coach Kreeton some wrestling moves, Beyonce shows off some new products at her store, the cast helps Ryan get rid of his hiccups, and the girls have a sleepover with new friend Barb. Performance by Why Don't We</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613095404 +0000" stop="20260613101603 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1122 - S11E22</title>
    <desc>PrestonPlayz guest stars to do a video game live stream with Tammy, an Unboxing video goes horribly wrong, the Loud Librarian returns, and a Superhero tries being a waitress. Performance by: Super M</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101603 +0000" stop="20260613103903 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1123 - S11E23</title>
    <desc>Pete Wentz stops by Good Burger to prepare for a party, Marie Kiddo helps declutter Professor Doom’s evil lair, Billie and Millie teach new ways to make life easier, and T. Smith auditions for the school talent show. Performance by: Queen Naija</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103903 +0000" stop="20260613110104 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1124 - S11E24</title>
    <desc>The cast of Danger Force guest stars to go camping with Ranger Rob, Klumsy Kevin has an accident at an ancient art museum, the Island Boys make new friends, and Cuddly Wuddly Creatures presents a bunny! Performance by: Echosmith</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110104 +0000" stop="20260613112304 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1125 - S11E25</title>
    <desc>The story of DJ Salad, his rise to fame, and his beef with Cardi Beef, hip hop’s top sirloin. Detective Dan and Ann investigate the case of a missing cat. Nathan, Gaby, and Kate enjoy their new 11k tv. Performance By: Blackbear</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112304 +0000" stop="20260613114504 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1126 - S11E26</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton teaches ping pong, Yummy: an All That music video parody, the kids get trapped in a never ending tik tok dance, Tammy TMI is interviewed on live television, and a new way to get ready for the day. Performance By: Lauv</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114504 +0000" stop="20260613120705 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1131 - S11E27</title>
    <desc>Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels join T@$#le!gh to welcome a new student, Lil Nas X promotes his new album, Tammy TMI and her mom are called in for a parent-teacher conference. Guest Starring: Annie Leblanc, Jayden Bartels Performance by Trevor Daniel</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120705 +0000" stop="20260613122905 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1130 - S11E28</title>
    <desc>Jamie Lynn Spears returns to All That with the cast of Zoey 101, Alex hits ‘em with a new Spanish lesson, auditions for a new school mascot are held, Penny chooses a character for her new game, and Kate attempts the world’s most difficult trick shot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122905 +0000" stop="20260613125114 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1127 - S11E29</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels “LOL”, the Pranklers return, Fuzzoli and Smiles try to crack the case of the food fight, Benny posts another unboxing video, and a mermaid and a merman host a haul video to reveal all the cool stuff they found from the surface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125114 +0000" stop="20260613131357 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1128 - S11E30</title>
    <desc>Tammy TMI runs for student body president, birthday expert Denzel teaches people how to throw a proper surprise party, Stay Off Your Phone returns with some special “Strange” guests, and Reece explains why her joke is funny. Performance by: HRVY</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131357 +0000" stop="20260613133640 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1129 - S11E31</title>
    <desc>Special guest Frankie Grande stops by Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, T@$Hle!gh goes to the school pep rally, All That presents a new way to cool lasagna with the Lasagna Cooler, and Aria finds a new “thing”. Guest Star Frankie Grande Performance by Monsta X</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133640 +0000" stop="20260613135924 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1132 - S11E32</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels virtual reality, Klumsy Kevin returns at the Dullmont dog show, Monsters Only, the only app exclusively for monsters, and the Island Boys return. Musical Performance: Johnny Orlando</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135924 +0000" stop="20260613142204 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1133 - S11E33</title>
    <desc>T@$#LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee, Nathan cancels soup, camp gets weird when the kids from Stranger Things show up, and our favorite babies go to their first birthday party. Musical Performance: Ceraadi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613142204 +0000" stop="20260613144448 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1134 - S11E34</title>
    <desc>A holiday edition of ″Hit With Spanish; Nathan cancels candy canes; Denzel shows up at a department store to spread unwelcome holiday cheer advice; Pentatonix performs</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144448 +0000" stop="20260613150759 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil Moore / TLC - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Cool shoes | Baggin' Saggin' Barry; Luck E Cheese; Dueling Urkels; Annie Runner, Part 1; Some for the rest of the class; GLORP; Annie Runner, Part 2; Earboy; Annie Runner, Part 3; Mavis and Clavis; Leap Froggy Frog | Musical Guest: TLC performs "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip" and "What About Your Friends"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613150759 +0000" stop="20260613153032 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Da Brat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Kenan's nervous | Cooking with Randy and Mandy; Earboy; Dr. K; Vital Information; Good Burger; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Fa All Y'all</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153032 +0000" stop="20260613155304 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TLC - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ishboo's New Family; Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg; Lemonade Scammer; The Adventures of Superdude; TLC.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155304 +0000" stop="20260613161506 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, The Scary Story | Teenage secret agent Jimmy Bond must defeat Coldfinger; Good Burger; Vital Information; Hairdresser; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Immature performs "Constantly"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161506 +0000" stop="20260613163718 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craig Mack - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Katrina's TV | Randy and Mandy, A guy heads to the wrong house; Show &amp; Tell; Alisa can't stop sneezing; Vital Information | Musical Guest: Craig Mack performs "Flava in Ya Ear"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613163718 +0000" stop="20260613165935 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm-Jamal Warner / Brandy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Liver Sketch: The cast members use fake excuses to escape doing a liver sketch. /

Ishboo joins Ms Fingerly's class and gives her a lesson that she will never forget. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Earboy runs for student body president. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

The Laf-a-teria: A student keeps the kids from eating their lunch because every time he tells a joke they spill milk from their noses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Intro: Pierre Escargot introduces the musical guest in French. /

Musical Guest: Brandy - "Baby"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613165935 +0000" stop="20260613172208 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaliyah - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Josh's Dad: Josh's dad comes to the show to support his son-but all of his support just ends up embarrassing Josh. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis are hired at a sandwich deli, where they introduce their "Rama Lamba from Alabama" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Coach Kreeton in "Oh Lordie, It's Gordie": A student's imaginary friend, Gordie does more than irritate Coach Kreeton (Kel). /

A fan of Alisa's interrupts the sketch. Then, a fan of Kenan's (really Kel, but this is not revealed) chases him in every sketch following...including the credits. /

Crayopala Boardroom: Employees try to find a name for the latest green color. /

Intro: Kel, Katrina, and Lori Beth announce that Aaliyah isn't ready and they will be performing instead. Josh comes onstage and scolds the trio for telling her the show was cancelled and "killer snakes were on the loose". He then introduces Aaliyah. /

 Musical Guest: Aaliyah- "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613172208 +0000" stop="20260613174440 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coolio - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Psychic: Alisa's psychic tells her that something bad will happen on the show. /

Good Burger in Love: Ed falls in love with the new Good Burger trainee, Beth (Angelique) /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Prize Inside: A family returns home from a trip to the grocery store and starts unpacking the groceries. They keep finding prizes inside all of the food, including sunglasses in the mayonnaise and cash in the lettuce! /

An audience vendor interrupts a pirate sketch. /

Baggin' Saggin' Barry: Barry saves the trip to the tennis match by using his baggy pants. /

Musical Guest: Coolio - "Fantastic Voyage"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613174440 +0000" stop="20260613180715 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul 4 Real - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Picked Last: Josh is picked last to play basketball, after a baby, a stuffed cat, and even a tree. /

It's Superdude against Milkman in Milkman's Dairy Lair when he kidnaps Penny Lane (Angelique). /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

What's In the Box? - Contestants try to guess what item is in the box. The Host (Josh) ends up going crazy because of one contestant's (Lori Beth) crazy guesses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Two Girls (Angelique &amp; Alisa) go on a double date with two annoying losers (Kenan &amp; Josh). The girls go to bathroom and use any means necessary to get away from their dates such as trying to climb out the window, blowing up the wall, or even switching clothes with two boy scouts. /

Musical Guest: Soul 4 Real - "Candy Rain"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613180715 +0000" stop="20260613182927 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Faces - S01E10</title>
    <desc>*Green Room-The Tour: People get a tour of the All That set. /

Cooking with Randy &amp; Mandy:Randy And Mandy Are Joined By Chef Monique (Lori Beth). /

Schoolastic Snacks: A commercial advertising edible school supplies. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Arlene Loofa (Lori Beth) performs stand-up in Math Class. /

Cheese Police: The Cheese Police Chief (Kel) Tries To Stop A Student (Kenan) From Tourting Miss Fingerly, Principal Pimpell And More Students! /

More Arlene Loofa /

Musical Guest: Changing Faces - "Foolin' Around"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613182927 +0000" stop="20260613185159 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackstreet - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Costume Mix-Up: Kevin directs the cast to the wrong dressing rooms to change for the football sketch. Now the boys are all dressed as cheerleaders and the girls are dressed up in football uniforms. /

Kay (Angelique) gets more than she bargained for when her blind date turns out to be Ishboo. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Lori Beth is taking driver's ed and her instructor is none other than Coach Kreeton. It's Coach vs. Student as Lori Beth upsets and wounds Kreeton in ways he can't understand. /

They're plastic, they're spastic, they're utterly fantastic. They're Action League Now! Today's episode: "I've Been Working On De-Rail Road." The Action League team investigates a rash of railroad wrecks. /

Miss Fingerly in "The Missing Eraser": Miss Fingerly's eraser has gone missing. As she turns her back to search for it, her students proceed to steal everything in the classroom, only to stop whenever she turns around again. She finally catches on when the students steal her wig! /

Kreeton shouts out his window at some noisy nearby birds, until one dives through the window and pecks his face! /

Ishboo sneaks his way past a security guard in order to sit in the audience for Blackstreet. /

Musical Guest: Blackstreet - "Love's In Need"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613185159 +0000" stop="20260613191439 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zhané - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Interview: A teen magazine called Teenerific interview Kenan &amp; Josh. /

When Earboy Met Sally: Earboy gets a gold watch from Ross Perot to give to Sally (Alisa) to get her to on a date with him. Unfortunately, Four Eyes has a crush on him. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

The Raffle: Kel &amp; Alisa do a raffle to give weird and unwanted prizes to the audience. /

The Spelling Bee /

Musical Guest: Zhané - "Shame"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613191439 +0000" stop="20260613193720 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usher - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Limbo Contest: The cast members have a limbo contest to see who gets to dump Kevin in a tub of yogurt. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis must land a plane but they won't do it if they don't get "diet cola and dem honey roasted nuts" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Miss Fingerly vs. Mr. Hi-Tech: Miss Fingerly's old fashioned ways of teaching run afoul of Mr. Hi-Tech, a student with all of the latest gadgets. Needless to say, trouble soon arises. /

Roseanne Aerobics: Comedienne Roseanne (Katrina) comes to an aerobics class to teach exercise her way. /

Lost &amp; Found /

Musical Guest: Usher - "Think of You" *Mavis &amp; Clavis go backstage with Usher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193720 +0000" stop="20260613200000 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Few Good Men - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Audience Q &amp; A: The audience get to ask the cast questions and of course they're all weird and incredibly strange. /

Good Burgalar VS Superdude: Superdude comes to Good Burger to stop a robber. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Miss Fingerly VS The Class Clown: Miss Fingerly is having trouble with Schmutz her own class clown-who dresses in a full clown costume and plays practical jokes. /

Cereal Critics Allen &amp; Alan /

Pierre Escargot /

Musical Guest: A Few Good Men - "Young Girl"</desc>
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    <title>Aftermath ft. Kel Mitchell - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Party: The cast members are throwing a huge party in the Green Room. Whenever Kevin and the producer come in, though, they scramble to hide their party goods. /

Surprise Marty: His friends &amp; family are throwing a surprise party for him, but every surprise just causes Marty to faint. /

Urkel's Holiday Hits /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denbeg /

Coach Kreeton Teaches Volleyball /

Miss Fingerly in "Do You Do That at Home?": Miss Fingerly is annoyed by a rude student (Angelique). She tells her that at school, she should behave the way she does at home. The tables are turned the next day when Ms. Fingerly comes into the room and sees her student in a bathrobe, sitting in a recliner and getting cable hooked up! /

Action League NOW!: "Stinky on Ice" /

Musical Guest: Aftermath feat. Kel Mitchell - "Chillin"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613202240 +0000" stop="20260613204143 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naughty By Nature - S02E01</title>
    <desc>All That Audition footage: The cast takes a look at some All That audition footage.
Good Burger Commercial: Ed (Kel) tries hard to read the cue cards right in order to do a commercial.
Loud Librarian: Librarian (Lori Beth) doesn't want any noise to happen in her libarary even though she is the one making all the major noise.
Randy &amp; Mandy: Apparently, all the chocolate comsumed by Randy (Kenan) gives him a bad toothache. Mandy (Angelique) tries what she can to make it better.
Musical Guest: Naughty By Nature ("Clap Yo Hands")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613204143 +0000" stop="20260613210143 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monica - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cast Directs Kevin
Happy Ishboo to You: Ishboo (Kenan) celebrates his birthday in unusual ways.
Island Girls: Fran (Lori Beth) &amp; Kiki (Alisa) are stuck on a deserted island. Fran wants to get off the island but has to put up with the stupidity of Kiki. Therefore, they are unsuccessful.
Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
Detective Dan: Detective Dan (Josh) is very unsuccessful at catching a villan.
Vital Information: Monica seems to have taken over the Vital Information desk. But then, Lori Beth eventually shows up and dismisses her.
Musical Guest: Monica ("Don't Take It Personal")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613210143 +0000" stop="20260613212107 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larisa Oleynik / Da Brat - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spin the Bottle: The cast plays a game of spin the bottle. However, instead of the bottle landing on a person, it lands on objects. The cast kisses such items like the wall, a chair, and even the table.
Kreeton Gets A Cat: Coach Kreeton (Kel) tries to get a cat out of a tree for a little girl (Katrina)
Miss Fingerly: That's Cheatin': Miss Fingerly (Lori Beth) catches one of her students cheating on a test.
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
The Secret World of Alex Sax: A good parody of one of Nickelodeon's famous shows "The Secret World Of Alex Mack".
Vital Information With Lori Beth Denberg
Ishboo &amp; Da Brat: Ishboo (Kenan) &amp; Da Brat play a game of Sponge Toss.
Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Give It 2 Ya"</desc>
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    <title>Malcolm Jamal-Warner / Mokenstef - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kel VS Alisa: Kel &amp; Alisa had a fight and aren't speaking to each. However, they didn't mind demonstrating their cruel pranks on Kevin.
Superdude's Ice Cream Fling: Superdude (Kenan) has another showdown with Milkman (Josh) at an ice cream parlor. Milkman introduces his new weapon, The Ice Cream Catapult.
Teacher's Pet Wars: Students compete to see who is the best teacher's pet
Everyday French With Pierre Escargot
Repairman Adventure: Repairman (Kel) makes people's life hard as he does more than "repair" things.
Mavis &amp; Clavis: Mavis (Kenan) &amp; Clavis (Kel) Meet Malcolm Jamal-Warner
Musical Guest: Mokenstef performs "He's Mine"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613213923 +0000" stop="20260613215804 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jon B - S02E05</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] Josh has a nightmare before the show that   he was performing live in underwear!
[b]Good Burger: Bad Bugs:[/b] Ed releases his whole cockroach collection around   the resteraunt and ends up frightining guests.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]The Goof-Offs:[/b] Goof-Offs (Kel and Alisa) have been goofing off in class during   career day when they must present their life career.
[b]Loud Librarian:[/b] Librarian (Lori Beth) uses her pogo stick in the library and she upsets   her guests. Eventhough, she is the one making all of the major noise, she expects   not one peep out of the guests in her library.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Mavis &amp; Clavis Intro:[/b] While dancing in the audience, Mavis &amp; Clavis introduce    Musical Guest: Jon B. ("Pretty Girl")</desc>
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    <title>The Twinz - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Missing Audience   Baggin' Saggin' Barry meets Baggin' Saggin' Mary   Earboy   Pork on a Stick   Island Girls vs. Pirates   Island Girls introduce Musical Guest: The Twinz ("Round &amp; Round")</desc>
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    <title>Monteco - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kel's Sleeping Legs
The Okrah Show: Today's show topic is "Kids Out Of Control" as Okrah (Kel) has to put up with this hurtful bunch.
Vital Information w/ Lori Beth Denberg
Repairman: More "repairwork" by Repairman (Kel).
Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
Complaint Department: Complaint Department lady (Lori Beth) acts a little nuty around the customers. She even keeps a hat as her dog.
Monteco Performs "Down to the Bone"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613223814 +0000" stop="20260613225716 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul 4 Real - S02E08</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] The cast takes a look at some All That Fan Mail.
[b]Ishboo Sleepover:[/b] Arnie (Josh) invites Ishboo (Kenan) to sleepover, but Ishboo ends-up alarming his family with his outrageous foreign ways doing things.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Relentless Little Pansy:[/b] A young girl scout Pansy (Katrina) is annoying this nice couple by continuesly asking them to purchase her yummy Pansy cookies.
[b]Everyday French w/Pierre Escargot[/b]
[b]Loud Librarian:[/b] Librarian (Lori Beth) is upseting her library guests by constantly making loud noise. She excpets her guests (whom are not making noise at all) to keep quiet, eventhough she is making major noise.
[b]Mavis &amp; Clavis Intro:[/b] Mavis &amp; Clavis enter the green room where Soul 4 Real is and introduces Musical Guest: Soul 4 Real ("If You Want It")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613225716 +0000" stop="20260613231719 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Subway - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Ice Contest   Good Burger: Alien Invasion   Return of Show &amp; Tell   Pierre Escargot   Dr.K Meets Roseanne    Peter &amp; Flem   Musical Guest: Subway ("Get Da Money")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613231719 +0000" stop="20260613233608 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run DMC - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Santa   Holiday Cooking With Randy &amp; Mandy   Superdude Saves Christmas   Holiday French w/ Pierre Escargot   Christmas Lemonade Scammer   Peter &amp; Flem   The Girls' Christmas Carol   Musical Guest: Run DMC ("Christmas In Hollis")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613233608 +0000" stop="20260613235544 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Xscape - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The Drink Experiment   Superdude vs. Butterboy   Bad Breath 3   Lumpco Toy Co.    Board Meeting   Pierre Escargot   Date Sabotage   Peter &amp; Flem   Musical Guest: Xscape ("Who Can I Run To?")</desc>
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    <title>Diana King - S02E12</title>
    <desc>[b]Cold Green Room Opening:[/b] The Cast Plays Basketball and makes a wish   and if they shoot a basket it comes true.
[b]Coach Kreeton's Wrestling Class:[/b] While teaching a wrestling class, Coach Kreeton   is been driven crazy by his students.
[b]Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg[/b]
[b]Earboy: The Rossy Shuffle:[/b] Earboy and Pizzaface work hard to solve a case.
[b]Lemonade Scammer on a Hot Day:[/b] Lemonade Girl (Katrina) scams people into buying her Lemonade,   she dumps a pitcher of Lemonade over a thirsty customer and charges $ 90.
[b]Peter &amp; Flem:[/b] All That shows life of differences between Peter (Kel) and Flem (Josh).
[b]Ross Perot Intro:[/b] Ross Perot is on stage and introdues Musical Guest:   Diana King ("Shy Guy")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614001423 +0000" stop="20260614003159 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sinbad / Coolio - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Refrigerator Call   Okrah: Talented Teenagers (Earboy, Ross Perot, Sinbad)   Like Father, Like Ishboo   Randy &amp; Mandy: Chocolate Inventions   Guest Star: Sinbad   Ed and Musical Guest: Coolio ("Smilin'")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614003159 +0000" stop="20260614005032 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mark Curry / Deborah Cox - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Cast meets Mark Curry   Miss Fingerly meets Bacteria   Good Burger Drive-Thru   Pierre Escargot   Complaint Department   Musical Guest: Deborah Cox ("Sentimental")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614005032 +0000" stop="20260614010905 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cast Charades   Bruno the Ballerina   Island Girls: The Rescue   Presto the Magic Magician   Peter &amp; Flem   Okrah introduces Musical Guest: Immature ("We Got It")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010905 +0000" stop="20260614012650 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silk - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Writers have gone BANANAS!   Superdude and Milkman square off at Dullmont Jr. High   Loud Librarian   Pierre Escargot   Falafil, the Genie of the Root Beer Can   Peter &amp; Flem   Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Silk ("Hooked on You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614012650 +0000" stop="20260614014604 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terry Ellis - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Cold Green Room Opening: The girls (Angelique, Lori Beth, Katrina and Alisa) have   a bubble blowing contest before the show and Katrinas BIG bubble explodes and    covers the green room with pink gum.
Coach Kreeton In The Hospital: While visiting the hospital, the basketball team   visits their coach a visit, but they end up making him feel    worse!
Vital Information w/Lori Beth Denberg
The Wizard of Coz: Dorothy (Katrina) doesn't want to take a shower. So she, Mr McToad (Josh) and Pasta Man (Kel) seek help from Mr Bill Cosby (Kenan)
Lemonade Scammer: Lemonade Girl (Katrina) scams people into buying her Lemonade. she cons two police man into buying doughnuts for $ 100 each!
Musical Guest: Terry Ellis</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614014604 +0000" stop="20260614020422 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith Evans - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Mourn for the Corn:  The Big Ear of Corn is in the hospital
Cheese Police Bust
Miss Fingerly meets Repairman:  Ms Fingerly (Lori Beth) and Repairman (Kel) have an unforgetable encounter.
Ishboo's Doctor Visit:  Ishboo (Kenan) has a memorable visit with the doctor (Kel)
Musical Guest: Faith Evans</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614020422 +0000" stop="20260614022241 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shai - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Card Trickery   Good Blur-Ger   Goat Date   Pierre Escargot   Let's Get Messy   Peter &amp; Flem introduce Musical Guest: Shai ("Come With Me")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614022241 +0000" stop="20260614024149 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>IV Xample - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Requests From Audience   Good Booo-Ger   Earboy: The Trial   Did You Hear?   Peter &amp; Flem   Vital Intro   Musical Guest: IV Xample ("This Is From the Fool")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614024149 +0000" stop="20260614030125 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monifah - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Cast Now &amp; Later   Detective Dan at the Museum   Vital Information   Parallel Planet   Pierre Escargot   Ice Cream Truck   Peter &amp; Flem   Detective Dan Intro   Musical Guest: Monifah ("I Miss You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614030125 +0000" stop="20260614032545 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tia &amp; Tamera Mowry / LL Cool J - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Amanda's Welcome   Randy's Auditions   Vital Information   Double Good Burger   Pierre Escargot   The Gifted Class   Superdude introduces Musical Guest: LL Cool J ("Who Do Ya Luv")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032545 +0000" stop="20260614035007 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Montell Jordan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Search For Kevin   Superdude vs. Yogurl   Repairman In Space   Pierre Escargot   Show &amp; Tell   The Chicken Pox   Vital Intro   Musical Guest: Montell Jordan ("Baby, I Like")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614035007 +0000" stop="20260614040917 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oliver Muirhead / Immature ft. Smooth &amp; Kel Mitchell - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Amanda's Dance Crazy!   Good Burger: Health Inspection   Randy &amp; Andy   Pierre Escargot   The BIG Note   Vital Information   Miss Fingerly's Class (OLD after that still unfinished note) introduces Musical Guest: Immature ("Watch Me Do My Thang")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040917 +0000" stop="20260614043338 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dru Hill - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Cake   Ishboo House Call   Island Girls: Didi   Mavis &amp; Clavis: Substitute Teachers   Pierre introduces Musical Guest: Dru Hill ("Tell Me")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043338 +0000" stop="20260614045759 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyra Banks / Blackstreet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin's Prank   Good Burger: Fantasy Ed   Ask Ashley   Class Cowboy   Peter &amp; Flem    Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Blackstreet ("No Diggity")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614045759 +0000" stop="20260614051703 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tribe Called Quest - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Kel's going Sumo   Ishboo Psychiatrist   Island Girls vs. Natives   Lemonade Scammer &amp; Co.   Island Girls Introduce Musical Guest: A Tribe Called Quest ("Stressed Out")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051703 +0000" stop="20260614054124 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>702 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Josh Swaynesboro of Fontcastle   Meet the Maroons   Good Burger: Good Party   Bradley The Big Ol' Baby   Peter &amp; Flem Introduce Musical Guest: 702 ("Stee-Lo")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054124 +0000" stop="20260614060545 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tony! Toni! Toné! ft. DJ Quik - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Fish   Okrah: Self-Defense   The Geek Club   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Peter &amp; Flem   Ashley Introduces Musical Guest: Tony Toni Tone ("Let's Get Down")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614060545 +0000" stop="20260614063006 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chris Farley / Mint Condition - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Katrina's Time Machine   Randy &amp; Farley   Coach Kreeton's Date   Chuckin T-Maters   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: Mint Condition ("What Kind of Man")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063006 +0000" stop="20260614065427 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>112 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Eatin' the Corn   Earboy Bullies   Super Okrah (Superdude Vs Milkman on The Okrah Show)   Haunted Hand   Musical Guest: 112 ("Only You")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065427 +0000" stop="20260614071849 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sherman Hemsley / Nas - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Kenan's feeling wierd   Good Good Good Good Burger   Island Girls Independence Day   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Loud Librarian Introduces Musical Guest: Nas ("Street Dreams")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071849 +0000" stop="20260614074310 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>John Leguizamo / Mona Lisa - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Trapped   Space Sketch   Earboy: The Mutations   Pierre Escargot   Audience Beach Ball    Musical Guest: Mona Lisa ("All I Do")
GUEST STAR: John Leguizamo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074310 +0000" stop="20260614080117 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ray J - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Kel's Birthday   Repairman Al Dente   Loud Librarian   Pierre Escargot   Everything Sticky   Repairman Intro   Musical Guest: Ray J. ("Let It Go")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612065527 +0000" stop="20260612081326 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081326 +0000" stop="20260612083452 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083452 +0000" stop="20260612085546 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085546 +0000" stop="20260612091734 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612091734 +0000" stop="20260612093925 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093925 +0000" stop="20260612100106 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612100106 +0000" stop="20260612102205 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612102205 +0000" stop="20260612104354 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104354 +0000" stop="20260612110428 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110428 +0000" stop="20260612112613 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112613 +0000" stop="20260612114801 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114801 +0000" stop="20260612120921 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612120921 +0000" stop="20260612123111 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612123111 +0000" stop="20260612125301 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125301 +0000" stop="20260612131440 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131440 +0000" stop="20260612133635 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003052 +0000" stop="20260614005241 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614005241 +0000" stop="20260614011315 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011315 +0000" stop="20260614013500 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013500 +0000" stop="20260614015648 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015648 +0000" stop="20260614021808 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021808 +0000" stop="20260614023958 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614023958 +0000" stop="20260614030148 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030148 +0000" stop="20260614032327 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032327 +0000" stop="20260614034522 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034522 +0000" stop="20260614040730 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040730 +0000" stop="20260614042918 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260614042918 +0000" stop="20260614052126 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260614052126 +0000" stop="20260614053227 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260614053227 +0000" stop="20260614060027 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260614060027 +0000" stop="20260614062207 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614062207 +0000" stop="20260614064350 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064350 +0000" stop="20260614070423 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070423 +0000" stop="20260614084006 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612075507 +0000" stop="20260612080012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080012 +0000" stop="20260612080520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612080520 +0000" stop="20260612081025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081025 +0000" stop="20260612081533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081533 +0000" stop="20260612082038 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082038 +0000" stop="20260612082546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612082546 +0000" stop="20260612083051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083051 +0000" stop="20260612083556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612083556 +0000" stop="20260612084101 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084101 +0000" stop="20260612084609 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612084609 +0000" stop="20260612085113 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085113 +0000" stop="20260612085617 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085617 +0000" stop="20260612090125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090125 +0000" stop="20260612090633 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612090633 +0000" stop="20260612091141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612091141 +0000" stop="20260612091646 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612091646 +0000" stop="20260612092151 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092151 +0000" stop="20260612092656 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612092656 +0000" stop="20260612093201 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093201 +0000" stop="20260612093706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612093706 +0000" stop="20260612094211 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612094211 +0000" stop="20260612094715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612094715 +0000" stop="20260612095220 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095220 +0000" stop="20260612095720 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612095720 +0000" stop="20260612100225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612100225 +0000" stop="20260612100729 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612100729 +0000" stop="20260612101234 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101234 +0000" stop="20260612101739 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101739 +0000" stop="20260612101957 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612101957 +0000" stop="20260612102240 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612102240 +0000" stop="20260612102508 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612102508 +0000" stop="20260612102738 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612102738 +0000" stop="20260612103009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103009 +0000" stop="20260612103235 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103235 +0000" stop="20260612103503 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103503 +0000" stop="20260612103737 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103737 +0000" stop="20260612104005 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104005 +0000" stop="20260612104243 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104243 +0000" stop="20260612104545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104545 +0000" stop="20260612104740 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104740 +0000" stop="20260612104942 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612104942 +0000" stop="20260612105217 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105217 +0000" stop="20260612105423 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105423 +0000" stop="20260612105633 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105633 +0000" stop="20260612105840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612105840 +0000" stop="20260612110055 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110055 +0000" stop="20260612110306 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110306 +0000" stop="20260612110543 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110543 +0000" stop="20260612110749 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612110749 +0000" stop="20260612111012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612111012 +0000" stop="20260612111240 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612111240 +0000" stop="20260612111520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612111520 +0000" stop="20260612111733 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612111733 +0000" stop="20260612112008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112008 +0000" stop="20260612112508 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612112508 +0000" stop="20260612113008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612113008 +0000" stop="20260612113508 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612113508 +0000" stop="20260612114008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114008 +0000" stop="20260612114508 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612114508 +0000" stop="20260612115008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115008 +0000" stop="20260612115508 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612115508 +0000" stop="20260612120008 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612120008 +0000" stop="20260612120509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612120509 +0000" stop="20260612121009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121009 +0000" stop="20260612121509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612121509 +0000" stop="20260612122009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122009 +0000" stop="20260612122509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612122509 +0000" stop="20260612123009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612123009 +0000" stop="20260612123509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612123509 +0000" stop="20260612123810 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612123810 +0000" stop="20260612124115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124115 +0000" stop="20260612124420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124420 +0000" stop="20260612124725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612124725 +0000" stop="20260612125030 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125030 +0000" stop="20260612125335 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125335 +0000" stop="20260612125640 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125640 +0000" stop="20260612125945 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612125945 +0000" stop="20260612130251 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130251 +0000" stop="20260612130556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130556 +0000" stop="20260612130901 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612130901 +0000" stop="20260612131206 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131206 +0000" stop="20260612131511 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131511 +0000" stop="20260612131817 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612131817 +0000" stop="20260612132122 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612132122 +0000" stop="20260612132427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612132427 +0000" stop="20260612132732 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612132732 +0000" stop="20260612133037 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133037 +0000" stop="20260612133341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133341 +0000" stop="20260612133647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133647 +0000" stop="20260612133952 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612133952 +0000" stop="20260612134257 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134257 +0000" stop="20260612134602 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134602 +0000" stop="20260612134907 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612134907 +0000" stop="20260612135212 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135212 +0000" stop="20260612135517 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612135517 +0000" stop="20260612140023 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612140023 +0000" stop="20260612140529 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612140529 +0000" stop="20260612141035 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612141035 +0000" stop="20260612141540 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612141540 +0000" stop="20260612142046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612142046 +0000" stop="20260612142551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612142551 +0000" stop="20260612143056 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143056 +0000" stop="20260612143602 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612143602 +0000" stop="20260612144107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612144107 +0000" stop="20260612144612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612144612 +0000" stop="20260612145117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612145117 +0000" stop="20260612145623 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612145623 +0000" stop="20260612150127 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612150127 +0000" stop="20260612150632 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612150632 +0000" stop="20260612151138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612151138 +0000" stop="20260612151643 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612151643 +0000" stop="20260612152148 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152148 +0000" stop="20260612152653 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152653 +0000" stop="20260612153158 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612153158 +0000" stop="20260612153703 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612153703 +0000" stop="20260612154208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612154208 +0000" stop="20260612154712 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612154712 +0000" stop="20260612155217 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155217 +0000" stop="20260612155723 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612155723 +0000" stop="20260612160231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612160231 +0000" stop="20260612160736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612160736 +0000" stop="20260612161241 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161241 +0000" stop="20260612161746 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612161746 +0000" stop="20260612162250 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612162250 +0000" stop="20260612162754 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612162754 +0000" stop="20260612163259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163259 +0000" stop="20260612163807 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612163807 +0000" stop="20260612164315 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164315 +0000" stop="20260612164822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612164822 +0000" stop="20260612165331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612165331 +0000" stop="20260612165835 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612165835 +0000" stop="20260612170340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612170340 +0000" stop="20260612170845 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612170845 +0000" stop="20260612171353 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612171353 +0000" stop="20260612171858 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612171858 +0000" stop="20260612172406 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612172406 +0000" stop="20260612172911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612172911 +0000" stop="20260612173419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173419 +0000" stop="20260612173924 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173924 +0000" stop="20260612174429 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612174429 +0000" stop="20260612174934 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612174934 +0000" stop="20260612175442 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175442 +0000" stop="20260612175946 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175946 +0000" stop="20260612180450 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612180450 +0000" stop="20260612180958 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612180958 +0000" stop="20260612181506 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181506 +0000" stop="20260612182014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612182014 +0000" stop="20260612182518 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612182518 +0000" stop="20260612183024 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612183024 +0000" stop="20260612183529 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612183529 +0000" stop="20260612184034 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184034 +0000" stop="20260612184539 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184539 +0000" stop="20260612185044 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612185044 +0000" stop="20260612185548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612185548 +0000" stop="20260612190053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190053 +0000" stop="20260612190553 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190553 +0000" stop="20260612191057 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612191057 +0000" stop="20260612191602 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612191602 +0000" stop="20260612192107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192107 +0000" stop="20260612192611 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192611 +0000" stop="20260612192829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192829 +0000" stop="20260612193112 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193112 +0000" stop="20260612193341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193341 +0000" stop="20260612193610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193610 +0000" stop="20260612193841 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612193841 +0000" stop="20260612194107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194107 +0000" stop="20260612194335 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194335 +0000" stop="20260612194610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194610 +0000" stop="20260612194837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194837 +0000" stop="20260612195115 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195115 +0000" stop="20260612195418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195418 +0000" stop="20260612195613 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195613 +0000" stop="20260612195815 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612195815 +0000" stop="20260612200050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200050 +0000" stop="20260612200256 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200256 +0000" stop="20260612200505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200505 +0000" stop="20260612200712 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200712 +0000" stop="20260612200927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200927 +0000" stop="20260612201139 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201139 +0000" stop="20260612201415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201415 +0000" stop="20260612201622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201622 +0000" stop="20260612201844 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612201844 +0000" stop="20260612202112 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202112 +0000" stop="20260612202353 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202353 +0000" stop="20260612202605 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202605 +0000" stop="20260612202840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202840 +0000" stop="20260612203341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
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    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612204341 +0000" stop="20260612204841 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612204841 +0000" stop="20260612205341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205341 +0000" stop="20260612205841 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
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    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
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    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
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    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
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    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612212341 +0000" stop="20260612212841 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612212841 +0000" stop="20260612213341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213341 +0000" stop="20260612213841 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213841 +0000" stop="20260612214342 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612214342 +0000" stop="20260612214642 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
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    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612214947 +0000" stop="20260612215252 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612215252 +0000" stop="20260612215557 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612215557 +0000" stop="20260612215903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612215903 +0000" stop="20260612220208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220208 +0000" stop="20260612220513 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612220513 +0000" stop="20260612220818 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612220818 +0000" stop="20260612221123 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612221123 +0000" stop="20260612221428 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612221428 +0000" stop="20260612221734 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612221734 +0000" stop="20260612222039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612222039 +0000" stop="20260612222344 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612222344 +0000" stop="20260612222649 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612222649 +0000" stop="20260612222954 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612222954 +0000" stop="20260612223259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612223259 +0000" stop="20260612223604 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612223604 +0000" stop="20260612223910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612223910 +0000" stop="20260612224214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612224214 +0000" stop="20260612224519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224519 +0000" stop="20260612224824 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612224824 +0000" stop="20260612225129 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612225129 +0000" stop="20260612225435 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612225435 +0000" stop="20260612225740 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612225740 +0000" stop="20260612230045 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612230045 +0000" stop="20260612230350 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612230350 +0000" stop="20260612230856 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612230856 +0000" stop="20260612231401 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612231401 +0000" stop="20260612231907 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612231907 +0000" stop="20260612232413 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232413 +0000" stop="20260612232918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232918 +0000" stop="20260612233424 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233424 +0000" stop="20260612233929 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612233929 +0000" stop="20260612234434 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612234434 +0000" stop="20260612234940 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612234940 +0000" stop="20260612235444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235444 +0000" stop="20260612235950 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235950 +0000" stop="20260613000455 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613000455 +0000" stop="20260613001000 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613001000 +0000" stop="20260613001505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001505 +0000" stop="20260613002011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002011 +0000" stop="20260613002516 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613002516 +0000" stop="20260613003021 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613003021 +0000" stop="20260613003525 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613003525 +0000" stop="20260613004031 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613004031 +0000" stop="20260613004536 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613004536 +0000" stop="20260613005041 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005041 +0000" stop="20260613005545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005545 +0000" stop="20260613010050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613010050 +0000" stop="20260613010555 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613010555 +0000" stop="20260613011103 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011103 +0000" stop="20260613011608 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613011608 +0000" stop="20260613012113 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613012113 +0000" stop="20260613012618 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613012618 +0000" stop="20260613013123 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013123 +0000" stop="20260613013627 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013627 +0000" stop="20260613014131 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014131 +0000" stop="20260613014639 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014639 +0000" stop="20260613015147 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613015147 +0000" stop="20260613015655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613015655 +0000" stop="20260613020203 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020203 +0000" stop="20260613020708 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020708 +0000" stop="20260613021213 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021213 +0000" stop="20260613021718 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613021718 +0000" stop="20260613022225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022225 +0000" stop="20260613022730 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022730 +0000" stop="20260613023238 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023238 +0000" stop="20260613023743 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613023743 +0000" stop="20260613024251 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613024251 +0000" stop="20260613024756 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613024756 +0000" stop="20260613025302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025302 +0000" stop="20260613025807 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025807 +0000" stop="20260613030315 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030315 +0000" stop="20260613030818 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030818 +0000" stop="20260613031322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613031322 +0000" stop="20260613031830 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613031830 +0000" stop="20260613032338 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032338 +0000" stop="20260613032846 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032846 +0000" stop="20260613033351 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613033351 +0000" stop="20260613033856 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613033856 +0000" stop="20260613034402 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034402 +0000" stop="20260613034906 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034906 +0000" stop="20260613035411 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035411 +0000" stop="20260613035916 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035916 +0000" stop="20260613040421 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613040421 +0000" stop="20260613040925 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613040925 +0000" stop="20260613041425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041425 +0000" stop="20260613041930 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041930 +0000" stop="20260613042434 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042434 +0000" stop="20260613042939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613042939 +0000" stop="20260613043444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043444 +0000" stop="20260613043702 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043702 +0000" stop="20260613043945 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613043945 +0000" stop="20260613044213 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044213 +0000" stop="20260613044443 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044443 +0000" stop="20260613044714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044714 +0000" stop="20260613044940 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044940 +0000" stop="20260613045208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045208 +0000" stop="20260613045442 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045442 +0000" stop="20260613045710 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045710 +0000" stop="20260613045948 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613045948 +0000" stop="20260613050250 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050250 +0000" stop="20260613050445 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050445 +0000" stop="20260613050647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050647 +0000" stop="20260613050922 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050922 +0000" stop="20260613051128 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613051128 +0000" stop="20260613051338 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613051338 +0000" stop="20260613051545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613051545 +0000" stop="20260613051800 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613051800 +0000" stop="20260613052011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052011 +0000" stop="20260613052248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052248 +0000" stop="20260613052454 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052454 +0000" stop="20260613052717 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052717 +0000" stop="20260613052945 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052945 +0000" stop="20260613053226 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613053226 +0000" stop="20260613053438 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613053438 +0000" stop="20260613053713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613053713 +0000" stop="20260613054213 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054213 +0000" stop="20260613054713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054713 +0000" stop="20260613055213 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055213 +0000" stop="20260613055713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613055713 +0000" stop="20260613060213 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613060213 +0000" stop="20260613060713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613060713 +0000" stop="20260613061214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061214 +0000" stop="20260613061714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061714 +0000" stop="20260613062214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062214 +0000" stop="20260613062714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062714 +0000" stop="20260613063214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063214 +0000" stop="20260613063714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063714 +0000" stop="20260613064214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064214 +0000" stop="20260613064714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613064714 +0000" stop="20260613065214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613065214 +0000" stop="20260613065515 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613065515 +0000" stop="20260613065820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613065820 +0000" stop="20260613070125 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070125 +0000" stop="20260613070430 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070430 +0000" stop="20260613070735 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613070735 +0000" stop="20260613071040 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071040 +0000" stop="20260613071345 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071345 +0000" stop="20260613071651 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071651 +0000" stop="20260613071956 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071956 +0000" stop="20260613072301 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613072301 +0000" stop="20260613072606 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613072606 +0000" stop="20260613072911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613072911 +0000" stop="20260613073216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073216 +0000" stop="20260613073522 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073522 +0000" stop="20260613073827 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613073827 +0000" stop="20260613074132 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613074132 +0000" stop="20260613074437 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613074437 +0000" stop="20260613074742 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613074742 +0000" stop="20260613075046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075046 +0000" stop="20260613075352 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075352 +0000" stop="20260613075657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613075657 +0000" stop="20260613080002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080002 +0000" stop="20260613080307 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080307 +0000" stop="20260613080612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080612 +0000" stop="20260613080917 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080917 +0000" stop="20260613081222 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081222 +0000" stop="20260613081728 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613081728 +0000" stop="20260613082234 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082234 +0000" stop="20260613082740 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082740 +0000" stop="20260613083245 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613083245 +0000" stop="20260613083751 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613083751 +0000" stop="20260613084256 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084256 +0000" stop="20260613084801 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084801 +0000" stop="20260613085307 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085307 +0000" stop="20260613085812 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613085812 +0000" stop="20260613090317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090317 +0000" stop="20260613090822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090822 +0000" stop="20260613091328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091328 +0000" stop="20260613091833 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091833 +0000" stop="20260613092337 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092337 +0000" stop="20260613092843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613092843 +0000" stop="20260613093348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093348 +0000" stop="20260613093853 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093853 +0000" stop="20260613094358 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094358 +0000" stop="20260613094903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613094903 +0000" stop="20260613095408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613095408 +0000" stop="20260613095913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613095913 +0000" stop="20260613100418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100418 +0000" stop="20260613100923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100923 +0000" stop="20260613101428 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101428 +0000" stop="20260613101936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101936 +0000" stop="20260613102441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102441 +0000" stop="20260613102946 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102946 +0000" stop="20260613103451 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103451 +0000" stop="20260613103956 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103956 +0000" stop="20260613104459 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104459 +0000" stop="20260613105004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105004 +0000" stop="20260613105512 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105512 +0000" stop="20260613110020 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110020 +0000" stop="20260613110528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613110528 +0000" stop="20260613111036 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111036 +0000" stop="20260613111540 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111540 +0000" stop="20260613112045 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112045 +0000" stop="20260613112550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613112550 +0000" stop="20260613113058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113058 +0000" stop="20260613113603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113603 +0000" stop="20260613114111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114111 +0000" stop="20260613114616 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114616 +0000" stop="20260613115124 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613115124 +0000" stop="20260613115629 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613115629 +0000" stop="20260613120134 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120134 +0000" stop="20260613120639 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120639 +0000" stop="20260613121147 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121147 +0000" stop="20260613121651 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613121651 +0000" stop="20260613122155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122155 +0000" stop="20260613122703 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613122703 +0000" stop="20260613123211 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123211 +0000" stop="20260613123719 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613123719 +0000" stop="20260613124223 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613124223 +0000" stop="20260613124729 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613124729 +0000" stop="20260613125234 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125234 +0000" stop="20260613125739 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125739 +0000" stop="20260613130244 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130244 +0000" stop="20260613130749 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613130749 +0000" stop="20260613131253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131253 +0000" stop="20260613131758 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131758 +0000" stop="20260613132258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613132258 +0000" stop="20260613132803 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613132803 +0000" stop="20260613133307 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133307 +0000" stop="20260613133812 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133812 +0000" stop="20260613134316 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134316 +0000" stop="20260613134535 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134535 +0000" stop="20260613134817 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134817 +0000" stop="20260613135046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135046 +0000" stop="20260613135316 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135316 +0000" stop="20260613135546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135546 +0000" stop="20260613135812 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613135812 +0000" stop="20260613140040 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140040 +0000" stop="20260613140315 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140315 +0000" stop="20260613140543 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140543 +0000" stop="20260613140820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613140820 +0000" stop="20260613141123 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141123 +0000" stop="20260613141318 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141318 +0000" stop="20260613141520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141520 +0000" stop="20260613141755 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141755 +0000" stop="20260613142001 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613142001 +0000" stop="20260613142210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613142210 +0000" stop="20260613142418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613142418 +0000" stop="20260613142633 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613142633 +0000" stop="20260613142844 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613142844 +0000" stop="20260613143121 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143121 +0000" stop="20260613143327 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143327 +0000" stop="20260613143550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143550 +0000" stop="20260613143817 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613143817 +0000" stop="20260613144058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144058 +0000" stop="20260613144310 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144310 +0000" stop="20260613144546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613144546 +0000" stop="20260613145046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145046 +0000" stop="20260613145546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613145546 +0000" stop="20260613150046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613150046 +0000" stop="20260613150546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613150546 +0000" stop="20260613151046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151046 +0000" stop="20260613151546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151546 +0000" stop="20260613152046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152046 +0000" stop="20260613152546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152546 +0000" stop="20260613153046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153046 +0000" stop="20260613153546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153546 +0000" stop="20260613154046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154046 +0000" stop="20260613154546 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154546 +0000" stop="20260613155047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155047 +0000" stop="20260613155547 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155547 +0000" stop="20260613160047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160047 +0000" stop="20260613160347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160347 +0000" stop="20260613160652 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160652 +0000" stop="20260613160957 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613160957 +0000" stop="20260613161303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161303 +0000" stop="20260613161608 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161608 +0000" stop="20260613161913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613161913 +0000" stop="20260613162218 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162218 +0000" stop="20260613162523 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162523 +0000" stop="20260613162828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162828 +0000" stop="20260613163134 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613163134 +0000" stop="20260613163439 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613163439 +0000" stop="20260613163744 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613163744 +0000" stop="20260613164049 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164049 +0000" stop="20260613164354 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164354 +0000" stop="20260613164659 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613164659 +0000" stop="20260613165004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165004 +0000" stop="20260613165310 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165310 +0000" stop="20260613165615 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165615 +0000" stop="20260613165919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613165919 +0000" stop="20260613170224 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170224 +0000" stop="20260613170529 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170529 +0000" stop="20260613170835 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170835 +0000" stop="20260613171140 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613171140 +0000" stop="20260613171445 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613171445 +0000" stop="20260613171750 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613171750 +0000" stop="20260613172055 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172055 +0000" stop="20260613172601 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613172601 +0000" stop="20260613173107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173107 +0000" stop="20260613173612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173612 +0000" stop="20260613174118 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613174118 +0000" stop="20260613174623 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613174623 +0000" stop="20260613175129 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175129 +0000" stop="20260613175634 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175634 +0000" stop="20260613180139 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613180139 +0000" stop="20260613180645 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613180645 +0000" stop="20260613181149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181149 +0000" stop="20260613181655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613181655 +0000" stop="20260613182201 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613182201 +0000" stop="20260613182705 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613182705 +0000" stop="20260613183210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183210 +0000" stop="20260613183716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183716 +0000" stop="20260613184221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184221 +0000" stop="20260613184726 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613184726 +0000" stop="20260613185231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185231 +0000" stop="20260613185736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185736 +0000" stop="20260613190241 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613190241 +0000" stop="20260613190746 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613190746 +0000" stop="20260613191250 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191250 +0000" stop="20260613191755 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191755 +0000" stop="20260613192300 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613192300 +0000" stop="20260613192808 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613192808 +0000" stop="20260613193314 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193314 +0000" stop="20260613193818 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613193818 +0000" stop="20260613194323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613194323 +0000" stop="20260613194828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613194828 +0000" stop="20260613195332 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195332 +0000" stop="20260613195837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195837 +0000" stop="20260613200344 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200344 +0000" stop="20260613200852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613200852 +0000" stop="20260613201400 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201400 +0000" stop="20260613201908 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201908 +0000" stop="20260613202413 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202413 +0000" stop="20260613202918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613202918 +0000" stop="20260613203423 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613203423 +0000" stop="20260613203930 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613203930 +0000" stop="20260613204435 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204435 +0000" stop="20260613204943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613204943 +0000" stop="20260613205449 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613205449 +0000" stop="20260613205957 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613205957 +0000" stop="20260613210502 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613210502 +0000" stop="20260613211007 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211007 +0000" stop="20260613211512 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613211512 +0000" stop="20260613212020 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212020 +0000" stop="20260613212523 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613212523 +0000" stop="20260613213027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613213027 +0000" stop="20260613213535 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613213535 +0000" stop="20260613214043 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214043 +0000" stop="20260613214551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613214551 +0000" stop="20260613215056 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215056 +0000" stop="20260613215601 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613215601 +0000" stop="20260613220107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220107 +0000" stop="20260613220612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613220612 +0000" stop="20260613221117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221117 +0000" stop="20260613221621 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613221621 +0000" stop="20260613222126 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613222126 +0000" stop="20260613222630 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613222630 +0000" stop="20260613223130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613223130 +0000" stop="20260613223635 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613223635 +0000" stop="20260613224140 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224140 +0000" stop="20260613224644 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613224644 +0000" stop="20260613225149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225149 +0000" stop="20260613225407 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225407 +0000" stop="20260613225650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225650 +0000" stop="20260613225918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613225918 +0000" stop="20260613230148 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230148 +0000" stop="20260613230419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230419 +0000" stop="20260613230645 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230645 +0000" stop="20260613230913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613230913 +0000" stop="20260613231147 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231147 +0000" stop="20260613231415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231415 +0000" stop="20260613231653 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231653 +0000" stop="20260613231955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613231955 +0000" stop="20260613232151 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232151 +0000" stop="20260613232352 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232352 +0000" stop="20260613232627 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232627 +0000" stop="20260613232833 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613232833 +0000" stop="20260613233043 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233043 +0000" stop="20260613233250 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233250 +0000" stop="20260613233505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233505 +0000" stop="20260613233716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233716 +0000" stop="20260613233953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613233953 +0000" stop="20260613234200 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613234200 +0000" stop="20260613234422 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613234422 +0000" stop="20260613234650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613234650 +0000" stop="20260613234931 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613234931 +0000" stop="20260613235143 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235143 +0000" stop="20260613235418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235418 +0000" stop="20260613235918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613235918 +0000" stop="20260614000418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614000418 +0000" stop="20260614000918 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614000918 +0000" stop="20260614001418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001418 +0000" stop="20260614001919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614001919 +0000" stop="20260614002419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614002419 +0000" stop="20260614002919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614002919 +0000" stop="20260614003419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003419 +0000" stop="20260614003919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614003919 +0000" stop="20260614004419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004419 +0000" stop="20260614004919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614004919 +0000" stop="20260614005419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614005419 +0000" stop="20260614005919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614005919 +0000" stop="20260614010419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010419 +0000" stop="20260614010919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614010919 +0000" stop="20260614011220 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011220 +0000" stop="20260614011525 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011525 +0000" stop="20260614011830 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011830 +0000" stop="20260614012135 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012135 +0000" stop="20260614012440 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012440 +0000" stop="20260614012745 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614012745 +0000" stop="20260614013051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013051 +0000" stop="20260614013356 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013356 +0000" stop="20260614013701 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614013701 +0000" stop="20260614014006 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014006 +0000" stop="20260614014311 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014311 +0000" stop="20260614014616 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014616 +0000" stop="20260614014922 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614014922 +0000" stop="20260614015227 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015227 +0000" stop="20260614015532 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015532 +0000" stop="20260614015837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614015837 +0000" stop="20260614020142 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614020142 +0000" stop="20260614020447 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614020447 +0000" stop="20260614020751 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614020751 +0000" stop="20260614021057 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021057 +0000" stop="20260614021402 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021402 +0000" stop="20260614021707 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614021707 +0000" stop="20260614022012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022012 +0000" stop="20260614022317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022317 +0000" stop="20260614022622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022622 +0000" stop="20260614022927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614022927 +0000" stop="20260614023433 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614023433 +0000" stop="20260614023939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614023939 +0000" stop="20260614024445 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614024445 +0000" stop="20260614024950 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614024950 +0000" stop="20260614025456 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614025456 +0000" stop="20260614030002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030002 +0000" stop="20260614030506 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614030506 +0000" stop="20260614031012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614031012 +0000" stop="20260614031517 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614031517 +0000" stop="20260614032022 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032022 +0000" stop="20260614032528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614032528 +0000" stop="20260614033033 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033033 +0000" stop="20260614033538 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614033538 +0000" stop="20260614034043 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034043 +0000" stop="20260614034549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614034549 +0000" stop="20260614035053 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614035053 +0000" stop="20260614035558 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614035558 +0000" stop="20260614040103 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040103 +0000" stop="20260614040608 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614040608 +0000" stop="20260614041113 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041113 +0000" stop="20260614041618 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614041618 +0000" stop="20260614042123 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042123 +0000" stop="20260614042628 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614042628 +0000" stop="20260614043133 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043133 +0000" stop="20260614043641 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614043641 +0000" stop="20260614044146 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614044146 +0000" stop="20260614044651 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614044651 +0000" stop="20260614045156 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614045156 +0000" stop="20260614045701 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614045701 +0000" stop="20260614050205 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050205 +0000" stop="20260614050709 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614050709 +0000" stop="20260614051217 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051217 +0000" stop="20260614051725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614051725 +0000" stop="20260614052233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052233 +0000" stop="20260614052741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614052741 +0000" stop="20260614053245 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614053245 +0000" stop="20260614053750 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614053750 +0000" stop="20260614054255 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054255 +0000" stop="20260614054803 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614054803 +0000" stop="20260614055308 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614055308 +0000" stop="20260614055816 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614055816 +0000" stop="20260614060321 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614060321 +0000" stop="20260614060829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614060829 +0000" stop="20260614061334 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061334 +0000" stop="20260614061839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614061839 +0000" stop="20260614062344 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614062344 +0000" stop="20260614062852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614062852 +0000" stop="20260614063356 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063356 +0000" stop="20260614063900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614063900 +0000" stop="20260614064408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064408 +0000" stop="20260614064916 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614064916 +0000" stop="20260614065424 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065424 +0000" stop="20260614065928 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614065928 +0000" stop="20260614070434 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070434 +0000" stop="20260614070939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614070939 +0000" stop="20260614071444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071444 +0000" stop="20260614071949 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614071949 +0000" stop="20260614072454 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072454 +0000" stop="20260614072958 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614072958 +0000" stop="20260614073503 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614073503 +0000" stop="20260614074003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074003 +0000" stop="20260614074508 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614074508 +0000" stop="20260614075012 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075012 +0000" stop="20260614075517 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614075517 +0000" stop="20260614080021 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612072154 +0000" stop="20260612081211 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612081211 +0000" stop="20260612085525 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612085525 +0000" stop="20260612094358 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612094358 +0000" stop="20260612103632 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612103632 +0000" stop="20260612113526 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
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    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
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    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
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    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
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    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
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    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
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    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Miss Miller's Big Gamble - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Cinderella? Cinderella! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Brittany refuses to do her chores, Miss Miller tells her that she must mop if she wishes to go to a dance that night. Brittany falls asleep and dreams she is Cinderella. She awakens to find a new party dress and Miss Miller mopping half the floor for her. Brittany realizes she is not living with the wicked stepmother after all.</desc>
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    <title>Experiment in Error - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin refuses to take Brittany to the Black and White Ball, the biggest social event of the season. So after Alvin causes Brittany to get into an accident in Simon’s laboratory, she convinces him into believing that she has turned into a zombie so he will take her to the ball.</desc>
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    <title>How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on the lam to help save Clarence, Grandpa Seville’s prize-winning calf, from becoming veal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612143704 +0000" stop="20260612145915 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle-Aged Davey - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dave starts feeling old on his birthday, so the Chipmunks set him up on a date with Marcy Apple, his old college sweetheart. But she was soon going to be married, so he goes out with Bambi, her younger sister (who is young enough to be his daughter) and they soon begin seeing each other regularly, to the Chipmunks’ chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612145915 +0000" stop="20260612152149 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love L.A. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin is obsessed with getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Dan the Dog gets his, and cooks up a number of schemes to try to get one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612152149 +0000" stop="20260612154400 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunk Vice - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In a spoof of Miami Vice. Alvin is sick with the flu, and in a dream, is a slick detective in pastel shirts looking for his missing prized baseball card who he believes a mysterious criminal called the "Shadow" took.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612154400 +0000" stop="20260612160612 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooping It Up - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks, the Chipettes, and a tough group of older students participate in a 1950s-themed scavenger hunt at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612160612 +0000" stop="20260612162810 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back To Dave's Future - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A wild ride on a merry-go-round sends the Chipmunks back to 1962. They meet a younger Dave. Without the boys' help in winning a band contest, he will spend his life as an accountant. When they are spun into the present, Alvin isn't sure whether he visited the past or bumped his head in a fall off the merry-go-round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612162810 +0000" stop="20260612165009 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell It to the Judge - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin "borrows" Dave's new bike, and while he is out riding he accidentally hits Brittany who is out roller skating. The bike is ruined, and something is wrong with her skates. They each blame each other, and Alvin demands Brittany pay for Dave's bike, while she insists he pay for her roller skates. All of this brings us to court, where Brittany and Alvin, ignoring the "TRUTH" part in justice, face off in a "who can tell a better lie about what happened" court battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612165009 +0000" stop="20260612171207 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sincerely Theodore - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on a diet so he could go on a date with a pen pal, who is also one of Alvin's biggest fans. Things go wrong when Alvin finds out that Theodore's date is actually the daughter of a famous film director. Alvin then takes her out instead, breaking Theodore's heart. In order for Alvin to make it to his play and the date, Alvin gets Theodore to switch back and forth to his play and on his date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612171207 +0000" stop="20260612173405 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Pharaoh Lady - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brittany makes a bet with Missy Snootson, another girl in her class, that if the mummy of king Rooten Tooten does not rise from the dead and go to her home by midnight, Brittany must drop out of the race to be the school Carnival Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612173405 +0000" stop="20260612175604 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Says - S05E05</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out of town, Miss Miller babysits the boys and they go to a movie about killer space squids attacking the earth. Accidentally miss Miller breaks Simon's glasses. When they get out a telescope that evening, Simon thinks he sees killer squids coming toward earth, just like in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612175604 +0000" stop="20260612181802 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Chips Are Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The boys have to paint the garage after they got spray paint on the walls while repainting their bicycles. Simon and Theodore feels bad because they always have problems with Alvin's ideas. Later Alvin have them to go to a mansion of a now dead criminal. Alvin is convinced that a never found loot from a bankrobbery is still hidden there. They go because Alvin promises to paint all the garage if he's wrong, but they feel a little bad with Alvin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612181802 +0000" stop="20260612184000 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin, Alvin, Alvin! - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes through an identity crisis and starts trying all kinds of different personalities, with embarrassing results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612184000 +0000" stop="20260612190159 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Dream Cabin - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After years of scrimping and saving, Dave is finally able to afford their own vacation cabin. Alvin hears that Robby Leach, the host of the show “Lifestyles of the Truly Fabulous” lives nearby. Alvin tries to get Leach to interview him, and at the same time he makes a few quick changes to Dave's cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612190159 +0000" stop="20260612192357 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin nearly runs over an elderly woman in the mall with his skateboard. When Alvin finds out that she is wealthy, he sends out invitations for a senior citizens' party in order to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612192357 +0000" stop="20260612194555 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Seville Manor - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While in England, the Chipmunks check out Seville Manor to investigate if they have any relation to the man who owned it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612194555 +0000" stop="20260612200754 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Alvin - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The family becomes fed up with Alvin, who always gives out advice whether it is wanted or not. So Simon and Theodore get Alvin to become the new host on the talk show “Mr. Advice” so he will not have time to badger them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612200754 +0000" stop="20260612202952 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore Lucks Out - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Theodore is feeling unlucky in track and field. He finds a bent out of shape dime and his luck changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612202952 +0000" stop="20260612205150 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Dreams - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a registered letter from the Publishing Warehouse stating he is a winner. He either can take $500 or the mystery prize (which might end up to be a million dollars or nothing more than a free lunch), but has to call by 6:00 p.m. to decide. So Simon uses his experimental time machine to get a glimpse into two futures for them all, dependent on whether Alvin accepts the mystery prize or the $500 cash prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612205150 +0000" stop="20260612211349 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island Fever - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes get to perform on a high class cruise ship, the Island Lady, but instead they end up ship wrecked on an island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612211349 +0000" stop="20260612213547 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just One of the Girls - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller &amp; the Chipettes are vacationing in Hollywood, as well as Miss Miller reuniting with her girl singing group, The Thrillers.
In the lobby of the hotel, they learn that some producers are looking for new acts on their new show, "Girls of Rock &amp; Roll".
Sneaking behind each others backs, the Chipettes along with Miss Miller &amp; The Thrillers try to get an audition set @ the hotel restaurant.  The producers chose both of them (without the other knowing).
When each group arrives @ the studio, they perform "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy".  But just as they confessed to each other that they were auditioning, the producers find a punk girl band touring the studio &amp; hired them over both acts!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612213547 +0000" stop="20260612215745 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Down to Dixie - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes get an opportunity to star on the River Ritz Hotel in New Orleans, Louisiana.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612215745 +0000" stop="20260612222114 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Getting Married - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dave meets a woman he really feels a strong connection with. At first the boys disagree, but finds she can get along with all of them. The only thing preventing this relationship to work is her own three boys clashing with the Chipmunks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612222114 +0000" stop="20260612224425 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin’s Summer Job - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin is desperate to try and buy a Trans-Go-Go Bot, but Dave and his brothers will not lend him the money to get it. He decides to do the grown-up thing and get a job at the zoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612224425 +0000" stop="20260612230702 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After playing a video game, the TV blows up. Dave decides to distract the Chipmunks with the book Treasure Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612230702 +0000" stop="20260612232716 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and Theodore find a huge attraction to one of Miss Miller's toys. Instead of asking her if they could keep it, they steal it from her attic. Dave tells them the beginning of a story, but chooses to let the boys come up with the conclusion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612232716 +0000" stop="20260612234848 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vinny's Visit - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Vinny, the Chipmunks' mother, comes for a visit, but has difficulties adapting to the modern way of life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612234848 +0000" stop="20260612235854 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Adventure - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Dave's Uncle Willy comes for visit. Although he gets along well with the Chipmunks and shares many of their interests, Dave is worried that his uncle is a senior citizen. It is up to the Chipmunks to show Dave that gray hair does not necessarily change a man's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612235854 +0000" stop="20260613001204 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck O' the Chipmunks - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Micky, a new Irish boy at school, claims that he has his very own leprechaun. The Chipmunks are keen to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613001204 +0000" stop="20260613003441 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Siesta Grande - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go on a treasure hunt and meet the ancient Chipmunk tribe called the Twee-Twee Tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613003441 +0000" stop="20260613004600 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore and Juliet - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops a crush on a girl in his class named Juliet. Wanting some expert advice, Theodore asks Alvin for his help. Unwillingly, Alvin says a romantic line that Juliet overhears and she ends up developing a crush on Alvin instead of Theodore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613004600 +0000" stop="20260613005756 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarterback in Curlers - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries out for Alvin's football team. To get even, Alvin joins her cheerleading squad. Will they set aside their differences and help each other succeed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613005756 +0000" stop="20260613012032 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunkmania - S06E07</title>
    <desc>This episode takes a look back at the history of the Chipmunks' career.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613012032 +0000" stop="20260613014309 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grounded Chipmunk - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin is forced to clean up the house after throwing a wild party while Dave is away and is not allowed to go with his brothers to Fantasy Park. During which, he combats his fear of loneliness, and experiences bizarre incidents including an alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613014309 +0000" stop="20260613020546 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvie’s Angels - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes are Alvie’s Angels, a crime fighting team to hunt down the most popular jewel thief named Chazz Fleming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020546 +0000" stop="20260613022822 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cadet's Regrets - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin enrolls himself and his brothers in cadet camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613022822 +0000" stop="20260613025059 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin sees a psychologist to go over his issues with his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025059 +0000" stop="20260613030212 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wall - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go to Berlin to play in the "Wall of Iron" concert by the Berlin Wall. There they meet and befriend a young girl named Caterina whom has a brother named Eric that lives on the other side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613030212 +0000" stop="20260613031242 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Chipmunks - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A crook uses the Chipmunks tour as camouflage for his own evil deeds: While people is out watching the Chipmunks concerts, his trained chimpanzees raid the empty houses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613031242 +0000" stop="20260613032445 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore's Life as a Dog - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Alvin plays one prank on Theodore and gets him to eat a dog biscuit. To get even, Theodore, with Simon's help, plays a trick on Alvin and makes him think that his younger brother is actually turning into a were-dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613032445 +0000" stop="20260613033558 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the High School Ballroom - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller is invited to go to her High School reunion. But without her boyfriend to go with, the Chipettes try to get one of the Chipmunks to dress up to be Miss Miller's date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613033558 +0000" stop="20260613034629 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Obsession - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Alvin is upset that there is a new boy that just happens to be better at everything. To prove that Alvin has what it takes to beat this kid, he challenges him to anything he can think of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613034629 +0000" stop="20260613035741 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Not So Super Hero - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets an opportunity to meet his hero from his favorite TV show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613035741 +0000" stop="20260613041928 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Wonderful Life - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Dave is feeling depressed and is thinking that the Chipmunks would do better if he had never been apart of his life. Will the spirits of the Chipmunks convince him that he is indeed been an impact on Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s lives?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041928 +0000" stop="20260613044013 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas, Mr. Carroll - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Alvin, as usual, is thinking of himself when it comes around to being Christmas. He is so focused on receiving presents that he fails to think of poor Mr. Carroll, who just wants his morning paper. Will the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future help Alvin learn the error of his ways?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613044013 +0000" stop="20260613050322 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Our Future - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A play-off of Back To The Future. The Chipmunks travel back in time where Alvin doesn't know if he wants to be a musician anymore. Simon and Theodre have some convincing to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613050322 +0000" stop="20260613052631 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bigger! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin wishes he is bigger so he wouldn’t be treated as a child all the time. His wish does come true over night and now he has to learn to live life as an adult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613052631 +0000" stop="20260613054903 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kong! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin creates a lot of attention for the legendary King Kong so that he could benifit by shooting a movie. Kiki, Alvins new friend, has a differnent idea of how Kong should be treated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613054903 +0000" stop="20260613061137 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batmunk - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Simon transforms into the legandary Batmunk. This is a play off of Batman. Batmunk must stop an evil plan that involves a large toy heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613061137 +0000" stop="20260613063443 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daytona Jones and the Pearl of Wisdom - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are show as if they were in an Indiana Jones film. This episode is filled with adventure, humor, and courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613063443 +0000" stop="20260613065718 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Responding to a distress call, the USS Booby Prize encounters a dangerous alien race that wishes everything in the entire galaxy exactly the same. Captain James T. Dirk (Alvin), Mr. Speck (Simon), Dr. Moamz McRoy (Theodore), Lt. Uhaha (Jeanette) and Ms. Supra (Eleanor).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613065718 +0000" stop="20260613071921 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.T. The Space Traveler - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The boys meet a real life alien, and they try to hide him from a pair of scientists who wish to capture the alien and do experiments on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613071921 +0000" stop="20260613074204 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sploosh - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Jeanette is a beautiful mermaid who meets a shy scientist's assistant named Simon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613074204 +0000" stop="20260613080343 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The C-Team - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Alvin, Simon and Theodore use Dave's antique gold pocket watch for Show &amp; Tell at school, neighborhood bullies steal it. The Chipmunks find Mr.T to ask him for some advice and with his help they manage to get the watch back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613080343 +0000" stop="20260613082522 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipettes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>For the first time The Chipmunks meet their female counterparts, The Chipettes: Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082522 +0000" stop="20260613084701 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Harry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A charaltan chipmunk named Harry claims to be Alvin, Simon and Theodore's long lost uncle and says he will have them see their mother as soon as they make enough money. The Chipmunks later not only find out that Harry is not their uncle but also the money he has them making is for a carnival strongman who he has owed for a long time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084701 +0000" stop="20260613090840 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock 'n' Robot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks create a robot out of Alvin's video game, so that it can carry all of their equipment to their concerts. But, the robot goes beserk when it begins to capture every hat it sees, like the video game, it was created from, and It's up to Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to stop the robot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613090840 +0000" stop="20260613093019 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Stars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin tells a girl he wants to impress that they are famous and that they are going to be starring in a rock concert on live t.v., but Alvin must convince the producer to let him play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613093019 +0000" stop="20260613095157 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cruise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Alvin unknowingly assists a jewel thief steal some jewelry from a cabin on their cruise ship, and Simon and Theodore begin to investigate the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613095157 +0000" stop="20260613101336 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunks Story - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipmunks is revealed, including how Dave ended up with the Chipmunks in the first place, as well as how their musical career got started.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101336 +0000" stop="20260613103515 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Fabulous - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon have Theodore enter a wrestling exhibition under the name "Mr.Fabulous" and he goes up against a montrous Russian wrestler called Ivan The Terrible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103515 +0000" stop="20260613105654 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa and Grandma Seville - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks meet their grandparents for the first time. Then, when they discover that someone is trying to take over their Grandparents farm, they decide to raise the money needed to save the farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105654 +0000" stop="20260613111833 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Flying Chipmunks - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin convinces Theodore to dress up as an alien to attract more fans, but they also attract some investigators with the government who research ufo's. The investigators decide to kidnap Theodore and perform experiments on him and Alvin and Simon must think of a way to save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111833 +0000" stop="20260613114011 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore go in search for a mother to attend their school picnic. Each choose the person, that they each think Dave will like best. But, when all three of their choices arrive at their house, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, will do anything to make sure that their choice wins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613114011 +0000" stop="20260613115133 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chip-Punks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin decided to change the Chipmunks image to gain more publicity, but end up running from the police, when they attend a rave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613115133 +0000" stop="20260613120256 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Here to Fraternity - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks make up a singing telegraph service to help buy some golf clubs for Dave's Birthday. But when Theodore loses the addresses, the boys are sent on a birthday mission, for a 100 dollar bonus. Except, that when Theodore wrote the number he wrote it upside down, so the Chipmunks end up going to the wrong house and are tricked into doing some different pranks for some highschoolers who are bored.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120256 +0000" stop="20260613121418 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Chipmunk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The boys enter a contest so that they can win a chance to sing with Dolly Parton. But, the only way they can win is if they are from Nashville. The boys enter the contest anyway, but make an enemy when they win. The person who got second place in the drawing is determined to prove that the Chipmunks aren't from Nashville, and win his chance to sing with Dolly Parton.</desc>
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    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Dave - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Angelic Alvin - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Trouble with Nanny - S01E17</title>
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    <title>The Bully Ballet - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Alvin... and the Chipmunk - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Swiss Family Chipmunks - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dave drags the Chipmunks unwillingly on a camping trip in the great out doors. When they finally arrive, the Chipmunks discover large footprints and think they are being followed by Bigfoot. Eventually they build a treehouse for Dave, when he falls and injures himself badly, and Alvin and Simon go in search for Big Foot.</desc>
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    <title>Santa Harry - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Charlatan chipmunk Harry returns and this time pretends to be Santa Claus and cons Alvin, Simon and Theodore into building a Christmas-themed amusement park called "Santa's Place".</desc>
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    <title>A Dog's Best Friend is His Chipmunk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin donates money to an animalfund raiser, and discovers that they don't have any money. In, an attempt toearn some money, they decide to sell the cookies that Theodore spent their, money on. But, when the Chipmunks find a dog, they must hide it from Dave.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse of Lontiki - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the Chipmunks go to Hawaii, Alvin enters a surfing contest, and becomes convinced that he is cursed when he finds a medallian on the beach that is suppose to bring bad luck.</desc>
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    <title>Baseball Heroes - S01E24</title>
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    <title>May the Best Chipmunk Win - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The chipettes move to the Chipmunks school and Alvin and Brittany run against each other for class president. Both will stop at nothing to win, but when the polls are revealed they discover that Jeanette has the deciding vote.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipmunk Who Bugged Me - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While on a train from Paris, the famed Orient Express, some important papers are stolen and Alvin uses his recently acquired Official Top Secret Spy Manual to help solve the real-life mystery.</desc>
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    <title>Rich and Infamous - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Don't Be a Vidiot - S02E03</title>
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    <title>A Horse, of Course - S02E04</title>
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    <title>The Camp Calomine Caper - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Lights, Camera, Alvin - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Some Entrancing Evening - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks put Dave on the show "This is Your Father", but he is nervous about it. So a hypnotist makes him have Alvin's personality, which turns to be a disasterous move.</desc>
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    <title>Match Play - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks trick Dave to play golf with a man that Alvin made a wager with. What Dave does not realize is that Alvin bet his signed "Elmer Palmer" golf club.</desc>
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    <title>The Picture of Health - S02E09</title>
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    <title>The Victrola Awards - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Royally Received - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Gone Fishing - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Setting the Record Straight - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Father's Day Muffins - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks attempt to sell Theodore's famous muffins so they may buy Dave a new tape recorder for Father's Day, but Simon's hardening agent accidentally ending up in the batter causes the muffins to harden.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin on Ice - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Operation Theodore - S02E16</title>
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    <title>The Gang's All Here - S02E17</title>
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    <title>Snow Job - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Maids In Japan - S02E19</title>
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    <title>My Fair Chipette - S02E20</title>
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    <title>New, Improved Simon - S02E21</title>
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    <title>The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth - S02E22</title>
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    <title>Guardian Chipmunks - S02E23</title>
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    <title>Carsick - S02E24</title>
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    <title>Hat Today, Gone Tomorrow - S02E25</title>
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    <title>Snow Wrong - S02E26</title>
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    <title>Film Flam - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to make a greatest hits video, but they hire a cut-rate film editor to produce it. He accidentally switches the video with Dave’s old home movies of the Chipmunks as infants.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret Life of Dave Seville - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Who Ghost There - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Romancing Miss Stone - S03E04</title>
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    <title>A Chip off the Old Tooth - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Three Alarm Alvin - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to start their own fire department to gain publicity. They do not really have any emergencies, but when Theodore spots a real fire, it is up to the Chipmunk Fire Dept. to extinguish the blaze. But then the real fire department has to rescue the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Sisters - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Court Action - S03E08</title>
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    <title>Good Old Simon - S03E09</title>
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    <title>The Chipmunks Go to Washington - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Soccer to Me - S03E11</title>
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    <title>Every Chipmunk Tells a Story - S03E12</title>
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    <title>A Little Worm in the Big Apple - S03E13</title>
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    <title>Staying Afloat - S03E14</title>
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    <title>The Chipette Story - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipettes is revealed when they are reunited with their old Australian friend Olivia, which prompts the singers to remember their younger days when they were just little tiny baby Chipettes living in Miss Grudge's orphanage in Australia with Olivia not trying to have a career, only trying to survive. The Chipettes successfully make their way into the United States, yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipettes travel across the country to California. There, the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipettes the break they were looking for.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipette Story (2) - S03E16</title>
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    <title>The Prize Isn't Right - S03E17</title>
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    <title>The Gold of My Dreams - S03E18</title>
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    <title>Mind Over Matterhorn - S03E19</title>
    <desc>While the Chipmunks are on tour in Switzerland, Brittany is depressed about the Chipettes’ relative lack of fame. So Alvin arranges for the ultimate Swiss publicity stunt: the gang will climb the Matterhorn and the Chipettes will give a concert at the mountain’s peak. But they soon become trapped in an avalanche.</desc>
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    <title>Life of the Party - S04E44</title>
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    <title>Sick as a Chipmuck - S04E45</title>
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    <title>Instant Gram - S04E46</title>
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    <title>Simon Saves the World - S04E48</title>
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    <title>A Very Merry Chipmas - S04E49</title>
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    <title>Geizmo’s Day Out - S04E50</title>
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    <title>Unbored - S04E51</title>
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    <title>The Flying Beast - S05E07</title>
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    <title>The Curse of MacBeth - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Davey Boy - S05E11</title>
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    <title>The Road Warrior - S05E13</title>
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    <title>Gone Gal - S05E15</title>
    <desc>When Miss Croner has a disagreement with Miss Miller, she fakes her disappearance to get even.</desc>
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    <title>The House on Cedar Lane - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When classmates claim a local haunted house isn't that scary, Alvin decides to prove them wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Return of Thornbergaupht - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Simon's interactive videogame is about to take off, until Jeanette reprograms the game's villain.</desc>
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    <title>Jinxed! - S05E21</title>
    <desc>After Theodore sees Alvin accidentally ruin Dave's computer, Alvin jinxes Theodore so he won't be able to tattle.</desc>
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    <title>Castle Catastrophe - S05E23</title>
    <desc>After causing an accident at a historic castle, Cheesy and Alvin must work as reenactors to pay for the damage.</desc>
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    <title>The Party Animals - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alvin books the band at a birthday party only to discover they've been booked as the petting zoo pets</desc>
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    <title>Excavation Vacation - S05E27</title>
    <desc>When Simon falls ill, Alvin takes his place on a camping trip only to discover it's actually an archeological dig.</desc>
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    <title>Skater Girl - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Brittany hastily enters a skateboard contest against a skate park bully even though she has no clue how to ride.</desc>
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    <title>Summer School - S05E31</title>
    <desc>To keep a planned vacation, the boys do all they can to stop Dave from learning that Alvin has summer school.</desc>
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    <title>Car Wars - S05E33</title>
    <desc>When the Chipmunks get stuck in traffic en route to a show, tempers flare between themselves and other drivers.</desc>
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    <title>Little Drummer Boy - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Alvin insists on playing the drums, Theodore fights back by mimicking Alvin and stealing his persona.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin Gets Schooled - S05E37</title>
    <desc>When Dave learns Alvin blamed him for his poor grades to Miss Smith, Dave sets down a very strict study schedule.</desc>
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    <title>My Life as a Dog - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Theodore must pose as a dog after The Chipmunks accidentally shave the fur off a dog Miss Miller is dog sitting.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Lou - S05E39</title>
    <desc>Theo's funky art project becomes a star with its own social media fans, which is great until the page is hacked!</desc>
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    <title>Love Song - S05E40</title>
    <desc>Dave writes a hit love song from a poem he found. Since Simon wrote the poem, he panics his secret will come out.</desc>
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    <title>Bubble Wrap - S05E41</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Brittany wind up in a battle royale over popping acorn tops and bubble wrap.</desc>
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    <title>Chess Mate - S05E42</title>
    <desc>When a cute girl joins the chess club, Alvin enlists Jeanette to teach him how to play so he can join as well.</desc>
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    <title>A Knight's Tail - S05E43</title>
    <desc>When Eleanor discovers there are no female knights, she hides in a suit of armour and enters a knight competition.</desc>
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    <title>Dreambomber - S05E44</title>
    <desc>Alvin is having the best dreams of his life, until Theodore subconsciously invades them.</desc>
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    <title>The Lifeguard - S05E45</title>
    <desc>When Alvin and Eleanor train to be lifeguards, Theodore is passed over but later manages to save the day.</desc>
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    <title>Scarecrow-ner - S05E46</title>
    <desc>When Miss Croner's prized cherries go missing, she suspects crows - but could it be chipmunks?</desc>
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    <title>Theo vs. Simon - S05E47</title>
    <desc>Theodore embarks on a quest to find one thing he can do better than Simon and realizes it won't be so easy.</desc>
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    <title>Run Aimee Run - S05E48</title>
    <desc>The Munks help a world-famous runner design a pair of prosthetic legs for a race she's set to run in.</desc>
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    <title>The Underground - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Cheesy convinces Theodore and Alvin to help him steal the canteen's desserts through a secret network of underground tunnels.</desc>
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    <title>Dinner - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Alvin invites Dave's old high school rival over and embarks on an elaborate meal to prove to him that the latter is at the height of his glory.</desc>
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    <title>Game House - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Stuck at home during a storm, Simon invents a virtual reality game that quickly spirals out of control.</desc>
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    <title>The Tour - S05E52</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks can't wait to kick off their world tour, until Theodore and Alvin realize what they'll be leaving behind.</desc>
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    <title>Talking Teddy - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Principal Interest - S01E02</title>
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    <title>A is for Alien - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Jeanette Enchanted - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks surprise Jeanette for her birthday, but she doesn't want to celebrate because the world is less than magical. Brittany isn't happy so she comes up with the idea to rig their treehouse with holograms and strings to give her sister magical powers. The next day, Theodore decides to extend her magical powers by giving her a hat of invisibility. Even though upset by Theodore's decision, they are forced to continue the charade once Alvin's present arrives late (an owl with an acceptance letter to Wizard School) and Jeanette casts more spells. When Theodore takes Jeanette to see her favorite movie, Simon paints the next door house, Alvin looks for the neighbor's dog, Eleanor cooks, and Brittany replaces flowers. At dinner Alvin confesses everything. Alone, Jeanette ponders their actions and thanks them for making her life magical.</desc>
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    <title>Sister Act - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Lil'T - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Alvin catches Simon taking a personality test to discover his soul-mate, he decides to do the same and prove just how silly the test really is. But when the test reveals that his own soul-mate is...Brittany, Alvin decides to ...</desc>
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    <title>What a Gem - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Simon is ecstatic when he's elected as the school's safety monitor and gets to choose the destination of the upcoming family vacation. But when Alvin goofs off at school, Simon faces a moral dilemma, and has to choose between doin...</desc>
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    <title>Family Spirit - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Theodore is desperate to land the part of the monster in the school play, so Alvin decides to show Theodore how to really scare people. But Alvin scares him so badly, that poor Theodore freezes like a statue. Can Alvin and Simon u...</desc>
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    <title>The App - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Dave gets a parenting app to help supervise The Chipmunks, Alvin tries everything to escape its control.</desc>
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    <title>Don Juan Theodoro - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and the Chipettes give Theodore conflicting dating tips when they believe he has a crush on a girl. Will our little Romeo be able to make sense of all this?</desc>
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    <title>Albrittina - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When Alvin catches Simon taking a personality test to discover his soul-mate, he decides to do the same and prove just how silly the test really is. But when the test reveals that his own soul-mate is...Brittany, Alvin decides to do something dramatic and becomes a bow tie wearing preppy!</desc>
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    <title>Simon for President - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Tired of Bocarter Humphrey, the class president, favoring his personal pals, Simon and Alvin decide to rebel and launch their own campaigns for class president. Will brotherhood survive the competition?</desc>
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    <title>To Serve and Protect - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Simon is ecstatic when he's elected as the school's safety monitor and gets to choose the destination of the upcoming family vacation. But when Alvin goofs off at school, Simon faces a moral dilemma, and has to choose between doing the right thing or giving Alvin detention and ruining the family vacation.</desc>
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    <title>Kickin' It Old School - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Fed up with seeing how dependent The Chipmunks have become on their technology, Dave decides to take them camping for a weekend, without electricity, cell service or the Internet. But what seems like a good idea turns into a nightmare for Dave and our boys.</desc>
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    <title>Clowning Around - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Theodore is desperate to land the part of the monster in the school play, so Alvin decides to show Theodore how to really scare people. But Alvin scares him so badly, that poor Theodore freezes like a statue. Can Alvin and Simon unfreeze Theodore before the big audition?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bully for You - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When an accident forces Simon to wear his embarrassing old glasses, he becomes the target of the school bully. Unwilling to remain a victim, Simon builds a homemade robot bodyguard that helps Simon stand up to the bullies.</desc>
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    <title>My Sister The Weirdo - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Good Luck Mr. Whiskers - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Theodore is convinced that Miss Croner's missing cat is the cause of a terrible curse. And the only way to break the curse is to find Mister Whiskers.</desc>
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    <title>Mystic Mountain - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Dave is concerned that The Chipmunks have become too obsessed with their latest video game. But when they challenge Dave to play the game before judging it, Dave becomes even more addicted than The Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Mojo Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>In a rare moment of generosity, Alvin gives his beloved cap to a fan. But soon he's convinced his mojo was in his cap, and must find a way to get his hat back before the Chipmunks' big concert.</desc>
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    <title>Slippin’ Thru My Fingers - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Dave can't help but notice that his three little Chipmunks are growing up and becoming independent. Anxious to spend more time with them, he only ends up suffocating them. In order to get Dave off their backs, the Chipmunks decide to find him a new girlfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Driving Dave Crazy - S01E26</title>
    <desc>While Dave is working on an important new song for the music festival, the Chipmunks are upstairs making a mess of their bedroom. Dave orders them to clean their room. But in the process, they accidentally ruin Dave's new song. Can they fix it in time for the big performance?</desc>
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    <title>Safety Third - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When Dave refuses to let Alvin get a dangerous toy sports car, Alvin secretly convinces Simon to build him an exact replica of the car. Will Alvin be able to keep this secret from Dave? Or will it turn out that the toy car is TOO FAST – TOO FURIOUS?!</desc>
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    <title>The Tree House - S01E29</title>
    <desc>While cleaning out their treehouse, the girls remember how they saved the tree from being cut down, and made it their home.</desc>
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    <title>Back to School - S01E31</title>
    <desc>When Dave discovers he didn't graduate from high school, he finds himself in school with Alvin. Talk about the Odd Couple.</desc>
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    <title>A Room of One's Own - S01E33</title>
    <desc>After squabbling with his brothers, Alvin convinces Dave to give him his own room, but soon realizes living alone isn't what it's cracked up to be.</desc>
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    <title>Going Green - S01E35</title>
    <desc>When Jeanette enters them into a contest, the Chipettes and Chipmunks try to reduce the greenhouse gas emissions that they produce.</desc>
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    <title>Super Heroes - S01E37</title>
    <desc>When Theodore thinks he's a real superhero, Alvin and Simon have a tough time convincing him to leave the crime fighting to the professionals.</desc>
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    <title>Kiss Conspiracy - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Simon is too embarrassed to kiss his co-star in the school play. So in a moment of desperation, he agrees to allow Alvin to switch identities with him. But to Alvin's dismay, Simon is now credited for "the kiss" and is overrun by all the girls in the school.</desc>
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    <title>Theozilla - S01E41</title>
    <desc>When Alvin is paired with Simon for a science project, he accidentally creates a potion that turns Theodore into a 30-foot giant.</desc>
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    <title>Mutiny - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Desperate to avenge last year's humiliating loss, The Chipmunks argue over who is best suited to lead them to victory.</desc>
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    <title>Let Them Eat Crumbs - S01E45</title>
    <desc>It's the big Bake-Off, and Eleanor has prepared her signature cake and left it out to cool. But Brittany and Alvin come home, and eat the cake without knowing its importance! Can they re-make the cake in time? Or will Eleanor’s dreams be reduced to crumbs?</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Secret Powers - S01E47</title>
    <desc>In order to get Theodore to do his bidding, Alvin tells Theodore that he has secret powers and can turn trash into candy. When Derek steals Theodore's candy, Theodore tells Derek that Alvin will get him back using his secret powers. Now Alvin has to come clean or face Derek in a showdown.</desc>
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    <title>I Will Survive - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When Alvin gets hurt, Simon agrees to face off against Derek on a survival reality show.</desc>
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    <title>Art for Art's Sake - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Brittany takes up painting to impress her fashion idol, but her idol only likes her art after Alvin ruins it.</desc>
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    <title>Dog Days - S02E01</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
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    <title>Members Only - S02E03</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
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    <title>Simon the Superb - S02E05</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
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    <title>Lights Camera Uh Oh - S02E07</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
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    <title>Brittany The Body Snatcher - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a device that let's him listen in on everyone's conversations. When the kids' Halloween candy disappears, they're sure the culprit is "Switch Witch." Spooky adventure ensues as they try to track down their candy.</desc>
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    <title>Agent Smith - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin accidentally clones himself/A small lie turns into a giant one that everyone knows about</desc>
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    <title>Baby Whisperer - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Brittany gets a Suck Toad stuck to her face/The Chipmunks think that Kevin has a crush on one of the Chipettes. The girls annoy him to get him to stop liking them</desc>
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    <title>Lets Make A Deal - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Simon accidentally sends a rude email to one of his teachers/Simon makes Theodore a No-Buddy to get him to stop saying yes to everything</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Race Is Back! - S35E01</title>
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    <title>No Sleep and a Million Dollar Dream - S35E03</title>
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    <title>The Day Keeps Rockin' Here in Vietnam - S35E04</title>
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    <title>Yessir, the Pink City - S35E05</title>
    <desc>Teams travel more than 2,000 miles from Vietnam to India where they must balance traditional pots on their heads while performing a folk dance and assemble a life-size, three-dimensional mural.</desc>
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    <title>Driving Head-On Into Scooters - S35E06</title>
    <desc>For the first time, the votes for the mandatory U-turn are in and one team must complete both detours in India, bundling up flowers and transporting building materials on rickshaws in the bustling streets of Jaipur.</desc>
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    <title>Like Two Cats Fighting in a Car - S35E07</title>
    <desc>Having experienced the U-turn in India, relationships are tested as teams take on their first self-drive leg in Germany. Also, teams rappel down a castle wall and use their taste buds to identify different mustards.</desc>
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    <title>A Planes, Trains and Automobiles Day - S35E08</title>
    <desc>For the first time, teams visit the country of Slovenia. Racers soar to new heights in glider planes, experience roadblock surprises, and battle to remain in the race.</desc>
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    <title>In the Belly of the Earth - S35E09</title>
    <desc>Teams continue racing in Slovenia, carefully traveling on foot carrying wooden pieces on their back, descending deep into a cave to assemble a giant dragon, and scraping off mussels and barnacles in the waters.</desc>
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    <title>Everyone Loves a Comeback Story - S35E10</title>
    <desc>Teams travel 1,000 miles from Slovenia to Sweden where they must face their fears and skydive from 10,000 feet over the Baltic sea, recreate a midsummer tradition, and sort through recyclable items.</desc>
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    <title>We're Finding Our Pot of Gold - S35E11</title>
    <desc>Teams travel to Dublin, Ireland, where they must complete four challenges in the penultimate leg, including swimming in the Irish Sea, dancing with the legendary Riverdance troupe, scoring a point with the hurling team, and reciting quotes from a famed Irish novelist.</desc>
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    <title>A Sunset, Seattle Scramble - S35E12</title>
    <desc>The final three teams travel to Seattle, where they must complete three challenges in the first ever scramble leg. The challenges are inspired by Seattle’s art scene and include swinging from a high trapeze, glassblowing, and being a roadie for a grunge band. The team that successfully completes these challenges and arrives first will win the $1 million prize.</desc>
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    <title>You Can't Drive While You're Crying - S36E01</title>
    <desc>Thirteen teams begin in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, where they participate in a traditional Mexican rodeo and try to lasso their way to the finish line without coming in last.</desc>
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    <title>Trust But Verify - S36E02</title>
    <desc>Teams continue the megaleg in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, where they must choose between detours that get them ready for a fiesta.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613082403 +0000" stop="20260613092749 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Over Til Phil Sings - S36E03</title>
    <desc>Teams climb the stairs to the top of El Peñon de Guatapé in Colombia to find their clue and begin the third leg of the race.</desc>
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    <title>Those Who Wander Are Not Lost - S36E04</title>
    <desc>Teams paraglide their way to the start of this leg in Medellín, Colombia where they must choose between detours “getting in sync” or “decoding a rebus puzzle.”</desc>
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    <title>Save the Stress for Later - S36E05</title>
    <desc>To begin this leg of the Race in Santiago, Chile, teams self-drive in search of Marilyn Monroe’s iconic Thunderbird car to receive their next clue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613113426 +0000" stop="20260613123915 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Alliance Strikes Again - S36E06</title>
    <desc>Teams compete in double the roadblocks and double the detours on a megaleg in Argentina.</desc>
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    <title>Walk and Chew Gum Baby - S36E07</title>
    <desc>Teams must put on their best performance in Montevideo, Uruguay, when they choose between banging out a drum routine with street performers or singing a Spanish tune with professional troubadours at the detour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613134202 +0000" stop="20260613144447 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's What Being Strong Will Do - S36E08</title>
    <desc>For the first time, teams travel to Barbados where they visit the childhood home of superstar Rihanna.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613144447 +0000" stop="20260613154707 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Precious Cacao - S36E09</title>
    <desc>For the first time, the Race travels to the Dominican Republic, where the final five teams must complete two road blocks.</desc>
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    <title>The Longest Minute of Your Life - S36E10</title>
    <desc>In the penultimate leg, the final 4 teams compete for the chance to make the final 3, with one racer receiving the surprise of a lifetime after their elimination. Then, in the final leg, the remaining 3 teams get schooled in American history, and after 8 countries, 14 cities, and 11,711 miles, one team is crowned the winners.</desc>
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    <title>Double the Stakes, Double the Eliminations - S37E01</title>
    <desc>At the first destination, Hong Kong, teams encounter their first surprise twist of the season when they confront the inaugural Fork in the Road, forcing them to choose which direction and route they want to take to the Pit Stop, creating two parallel races where two teams will be eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>Very Strong Warrior Energy - S37E02</title>
    <desc>Teams depart for Osaka, Japan, where they encounter an Intersection at the Roadblock, forcing one partner to team up with a member of another team and complete a challenge performing the taiko drums.</desc>
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    <title>Chaotic, Crazy, That's What We're Used To - S37E03</title>
    <desc>The stakes are high at the Roadblock! Racers must play the ancient Japanese game of kemari and the first team with both members to successfully complete the game will win the express pass.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613200505 +0000" stop="20260613211002 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Addresses in the Jungle - S37E04</title>
    <desc>Racers travel to Bali, Indonesia, where the first team to arrive at the “driver’s seat” board must make a difficult decision that impacts the outcome of the Roadblock and the game.</desc>
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    <title>It's Not Personal, It's Business - S37E05</title>
    <desc>Host Phil Keoghan shocks the teams when he announces a surprise double U-Turn where teams must cast their vote live, and the two teams with the most votes are required to complete both detours.</desc>
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    <title>It Smells Like the Desert - S37E06</title>
    <desc>Racers skydive over the city of Dubai, and one team will win the classic game piece the Fast Forward, allowing them to skip all remaining tasks and head straight to the Pit Stop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613231813 +0000" stop="20260614002254 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be One With the Hay - S37E07</title>
    <desc>For the first time ever, teams travel to Bulgaria where they face a surprise double U-Turn.</desc>
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    <title>We're Letting Race Brain Win - S37E08</title>
    <desc>Teams continue traveling through Bulgaria where the Express Pass is up for grabs, and one team makes a critical mistake that could jeopardize their race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614012631 +0000" stop="20260614023026 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pizza de Résistance - S37E09</title>
    <desc>Teams travel to Naples, Italy, where they must perfect their pizza-making skills.</desc>
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    <title>Up the River Without a Joust - S37E10</title>
    <desc>Racers travel to Strasbourg, France, where they go head-to-head in a water jousting match.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614033500 +0000" stop="20260614043908 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Knight in Shining Armor - S37E11</title>
    <desc>In the penultimate leg of the Race, the remaining four teams travel through Portugal, where they look to earn their place in the final.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614043908 +0000" stop="20260614054332 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're in Miami, Baby! - S37E12</title>
    <desc>Teams race to Miami where, after nine countries, 18 cities, and more than 29,000 miles, one team is crowned the winners.</desc>
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    <title>Two Worlds Colliding - S38E01</title>
    <desc>The 13 Big Brother based teams kick off the season in Amsterdam, where they face classic game pieces and unexpected twists right off the bat.</desc>
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    <title>Mom's Gonna Have the Willies - S38E02</title>
    <desc>Teams depart for Prague, Czech Republic, where they encounter a Roadblock requiring them to walk across a narrow plank hundreds of feet above ground at the city’s tallest landmark, the Žižkov Television Tower, to retrieve their next clue.</desc>
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    <title>Cry and Rally - S38E03</title>
    <desc>Racers travel to Kutná Hora, Czech Republic, where a new alliance takes control of the “Driver’s Seat” when the first team to arrive at the Roadblock must assign how many bottles of beer each team has to fill, and a self-drive causes stress and anxiety for teams.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <desc>An actor, Harold, who stars in a mummy film finds himself in serious trouble from frightened people when he leaves the set in full costume to reach his pregnant wife who is about to give birth. Unfortunately, matters become even more complicated when a local mummy, Ra Amin Kamin, comes to life and starts trying to kill Harold. In the end, Harold gets to the hospital in time and Ra Amin Kamin finds himself the new star of the movie...</desc>
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    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>The Sitter - S01E13</title>
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    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
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    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
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    <title>Boo! - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
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    <title>Hell Toupee - S01E21</title>
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    <title>The Doll - S01E22</title>
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    <title>Grandpa's Ghost - S01E24</title>
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    <title>The Wedding Ring - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
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    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The emotion Guilt feels overworked. He takes a vacation cruise and falls for the emotion Love.</desc>
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    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
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    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A GI tries to be a hero during an amphibious assault in Italy during World War II.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
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    <title>Gather Ye Acorns - S01E16</title>
    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
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    <title>Dorothy and Ben - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After 40 years in a coma, Ben Dumpfy awakens and discovers that he can communicate with a seven-year-old girl who is in a coma after a bike accident.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A popular horror novelist is terrorized by a strange figure in his bathroom mirror.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A young woman believes that her mother, her fiance, and her psychiatrist are secretly filming her life.</desc>
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    <title>Hell Toupee - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A new toupee causes a man to feel an urge to kill the first lawyer he sees.</desc>
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    <title>The Doll - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A lonely bachelor is fascinated by a doll he bought for his niece.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Books - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An elderly custodian suddenly gains incredible knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa's Ghost - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A man tries to reconcile his grandmother with the death of his grandpa. The ghost of the old man only appears in the presence of his wife.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding Ring - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A wax museum dresser takes a ring from a statue. The ring transforms his overworked wife into a femme fatale.</desc>
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    <title>Miscalculation - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Magic Saturday - S02E03</title>
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    <desc>Awakened by a dream of a plane crashing outside his home, a man tries to convince people of his premonition.</desc>
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    <desc>A housewife has a very real nightmare. She encounters a large creature that has a taste for inanimate objects.</desc>
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    <title>Life on Death Row - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate is struck by lightning. He is given miraculous healing powers that spark a last-minute attempt to save him from the electric chair.</desc>
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    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A teacher's bizarre discipline causes two students to seek revenge with a spell culled from a rock song played backwards. Unfortunately something goes wrong when they cast the spell. When they attempt another spell to fix the problem they accidently remove the head of their teacher.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving - S02E09</title>
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    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An old spinster who is tired of losing a pumpkin competition recieves special advice from an agricultural professor.</desc>
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    <title>What If...? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A boy wonders what would happen if his parents did not return from one of their many social events.</desc>
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    <title>The Eternal Mind - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A dying scientist volunteers to be the first person to merge with a computer.</desc>
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    <title>Lane Change - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Blue Man Down - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Two police officers try to break up a supermarket robbery, but the younger officer is killed. A new female partner helps the other officer avenge his friends death. He later discovers that his new partner is the ghost of an officer who died 12 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A television writer is given an opportunity to write a sitcom. The source of inspiration for the sitcom comes to the man from his plants.</desc>
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    <title>Family Dog - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
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    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trains of ages past are about to crash into the present world of a young boy.</desc>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
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    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The emotion Guilt feels overworked. He takes a vacation cruise and falls for the emotion Love.</desc>
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    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
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    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>The Sitter - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Two young boys get the best of every sitter in town, until they meet one who uses voodoo to settle them down.</desc>
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    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A GI tries to be a hero during an amphibious assault in Italy during World War II.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
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    <title>Gather Ye Acorns - S01E16</title>
    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
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    <title>Boo! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ghosts in an attic try to get rid of a couple who move into their house.</desc>
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    <title>Dorothy and Ben - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After 40 years in a coma, Ben Dumpfy awakens and discovers that he can communicate with a seven-year-old girl who is in a coma after a bike accident.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A popular horror novelist is terrorized by a strange figure in his bathroom mirror.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A young woman believes that her mother, her fiance, and her psychiatrist are secretly filming her life.</desc>
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    <title>The Necroprancer - S07E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin travel to the underworld with Carrie, intent on finding her a permanent body.</desc>
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    <title>The Rewrite - S07E40</title>
    <desc>The boys are on the verge of discovering the truth about Elmore, but their old nemesis decides to rewrite the story.</desc>
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    <title>The DVD - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An overdue DVD causes chaos (and a hefty fee) for Gumball and Darwin.</desc>
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    <title>The Responsible - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get to babysit Anais whilst their parents go to a PTA meeting but being "responsible" has a different meaning when you don't know what it means.</desc>
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    <title>The Third - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin grow bored of one another and seek out a third friend to make their lives more exciting.</desc>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Believing that his life had been saved, Gumball vows to repay his debt by saving Mr. Robinson's life.</desc>
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    <title>The End - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin, thinking that the world will end in 24 hours, decide to make the most out of their remaining time.</desc>
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    <title>The Dress - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When his clothes are shrunk in the washing machine by his father, Gumball is forced to wear his mother's wedding dress to school.</desc>
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    <title>The Quest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais get her beloved doll back after it is lost on the way to school.</desc>
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    <title>The Spoon - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become unwitting accomplices in a stick-up at a gas station.</desc>
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    <title>The Pressure - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Masami claims that Darwin is her boyfriend, Gumball vows to help his friend before he gets kissed.</desc>
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    <title>The Painting - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After seeing a picture that Anais drew, Principal Brown assumes that Anais finds her family dysfunctional, so he begins to meddle in their family life.</desc>
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    <title>The Laziest - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin challenge their father to a laziness competition, with the loser having to do the winner's chores.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a ghost named Carrie possesses Gumball's body in order to feel earthly experiences and to eat, he must learn to say "no" to her.</desc>
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    <title>The Mystery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to investigate when his class finds Principal Brown wrapped up in toilet paper, shaved and, covered in green paint, or else face detention.</desc>
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    <title>The Prank - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's pranks on their father get out of hand.</desc>
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    <title>The Gi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are ridiculed for their martial-arts outfits by their schoolmates, and their mom tries to convince them to take them off.</desc>
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    <title>The Kiss - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A kiss from Grandma JoJo traumatizes Gumball, and Darwin attempts to help him forget.</desc>
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    <title>The Party - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball and his friends are invited to a high-school party hosted by Tobias's sister Rachel, but they must find dates in order to attend.</desc>
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    <title>The Refund - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin go to great lengths to get their money back from an incompatible video game, but the rental store's policy prevents them from getting it.</desc>
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    <title>The Robot - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to help Bobert act like a real boy. However, it soon becomes a battle for his very identity when the robot plots to take over his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Picnic - S01E20</title>
    <desc>During a school field trip, Gumball and Darwin ignore their teacher's warning to go around a dangerous forest and, instead, traverse through it. Hopelessly lost, they must use what very little survival skills they have to escape.</desc>
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    <title>The Goons - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Anais tries to "dumb down" in order to have fun with her brothers and father. Gumball, feeling left out, sets up a race in order to win Dad back (and avoid quality time with his mother).</desc>
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    <title>The Secret - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries desperately to find out Darwin's secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Sock - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small teaches Gumball and Darwin various ways of becoming more honest.</desc>
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    <title>The Genius - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Darwin goes to an institute for geniuses.</desc>
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    <title>The Poltergeist - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Richard believes there's a ghost in the attic but is actually Mr. Robinson who Gumball moved up there after entering a catatonic state due to being kicked out by his wife. Gumball and Darwin work on trying to restore Mr. Robinson whilst Richard, unaware of this, sets traps for the ghost.</desc>
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    <title>The Mustache - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin want to become adults, Richard wants to lose weight. After accidentally having their cereal switched with supplements Richard ordered, Gumball, Darwin and Anais find themselves having very unusual growth spurts.</desc>
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    <title>The Date - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns how to date so he can go out on a date with Penny. Later on it turns out that he is going to a funeral not a date.</desc>
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    <title>The Club - S01E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball turns down an offer to join the Rejects Club, they seek to enact revenge against him.</desc>
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    <title>The Wand - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The guys share the power of magic with Dad.</desc>
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    <title>The Ape - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian cozies up to Gumball in order to win an award</desc>
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    <title>The Car - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are eager enough to do numerous chores at Mr. Robinson's house, until they accidentally destroy his car.</desc>
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    <title>The Curse - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball's good day turns bad to worse throughout his school day, much to the point where he believes he is "cursed".</desc>
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    <title>The Microwave - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Gumball creates a creature, made of every gross thing he could find, with a cannibalistic appetite.</desc>
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    <title>The Meddler - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Seeing Gumball in need of attention, Nicole hangs out with him at school, which becomes increasingly embarrassing for her son.</desc>
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    <title>The Helmet - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball wears a lucky helmet, but it tears his family apart.</desc>
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    <title>The Fight - S01E36</title>
    <desc>After Gumball's bullying problem, Tina Rex demands to have a fight with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Remote - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Watterson family fights over the remote when they realize everything they want to watch comes on at the same time.</desc>
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    <title>The Colossus - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin upset a giant.</desc>
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    <title>The Knights - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Tobias compete for Penny's affection by putting on the lamest duel in history.</desc>
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    <title>The Fridge - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mom tries to inspire Gumball to develop ambition.</desc>
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    <title>The Flower - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball is jealous when he sees Leslie with Penny.</desc>
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    <title>The Banana - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball seeks justice when Banana Joe chews Darwin's pen.</desc>
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    <title>The Phone - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Darwin develops a texting addiction when he and Gumball get their first cell phone.</desc>
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    <title>The Job - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Richard gets a job as a pizza delivery man, which worries Nicole when strange things begin to occur around the neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais go to a haunted-house party.</desc>
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    <title>The Treasure - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Anais hunts for hidden treasure after uncovering a secret.</desc>
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    <title>The Apology - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ms. Simian owes Gumball an apology.</desc>
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    <title>The Words - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Darwin tries to be more direct with Gumball as his teacher.</desc>
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    <title>The Skull - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The guys befriend a compulsive liar.</desc>
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    <title>The Bet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bobert becomes Gumball's servant and obeys every command he receives.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Santa Claus is coming to town. Unfortunately he gets run over by the Wattersons, so it's up to them to save Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>The Watch - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The guys try to retrieve a family heirloom from an old man.</desc>
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    <title>The Bumpkin - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Gumball envies rural life and asks Idaho to teach his family to live like potatoes.</desc>
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    <title>The Flakers - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Darwin abandons Gumball when faced with a beating by Tina, so Gumball plots revenge.</desc>
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    <title>The Authority - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After Richard is hospitalized from an accident, Granny JoJo is overprotective and puts the family in danger, which leads Nicole to disagree with her parenting style.</desc>
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    <title>The Virus - S02E20</title>
    <desc>An evil virus seeks vengeance on Gumball, Darwin, and Teri after they wipe out his army of bacteria.</desc>
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    <title>The Pony - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin rent a film to watch with Anais, but they keep getting distracted on their way home.</desc>
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    <title>The Hero - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Richard gets upset when he realizes Gumball and Darwin think of him as a laughing stock.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Darwin kisses Penny in one of Gumball's dreams and he gets mad about it.</desc>
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    <title>The Sidekick - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to get a game back from Tobias, but Darwin begins to feel like he is just a sidekick to Gumball.</desc>
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    <title>The Photo - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to look good in the school photos.</desc>
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    <title>The Tag - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get caught in the middle of a trash can feud between Richard and Mr. Robinson.</desc>
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    <title>The Storm - S02E27</title>
    <desc>A plot to improve Alan and Carmen's relationship backfires, and Gumball has to reunite them.</desc>
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    <title>The Lesson - S02E28</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin cheat on their math test, they get detention from Principal Brown, and have to escape.</desc>
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    <title>The Game - S02E29</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons play Dodge or Dare.</desc>
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    <title>The Limit - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Mom lets the Wattersons have it in a supermarket.</desc>
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    <title>The Voice - S02E31</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin receive a scary email, everyone is a suspect... including themselves!</desc>
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    <title>The Promise - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Darwin has promised to play video games with Gumball, but there is a Banana Joe-shaped problem...</desc>
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    <title>The Castle - S02E33</title>
    <desc>When Nicole is away "anything goes" and Richard's lack of rules soon attracts unwelcome house guests.</desc>
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    <title>The Boombox - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to understand Juke's urgent beatbox message.</desc>
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    <title>The Tape - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin fail to make instant home movie classics.</desc>
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    <title>The Sweaters - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's reputation is challenged and they really couldn't care less...</desc>
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    <title>The Internet - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to take down the Internet after he accidentally creates an embarrasing viral web video.</desc>
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    <title>The Plan - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Watterson kids come up with a fool-proof plan to save Nicole, but is it Gumball-proof?</desc>
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    <title>The World - S02E39</title>
    <desc>The life of the "inanimate" objects of Elmore are shown in a series of short skits.</desc>
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    <title>The Finale - S02E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons are surprised to discover that their past actions have consequences.</desc>
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    <title>The Kids - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin's voices start to break.</desc>
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    <title>The Fan - S03E02</title>
    <desc>New Elmore Junior High student Sarah becomes Gumball and Darwin's obsessive number-one fan.</desc>
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    <title>The Coach - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The new coach at Elmore Junior High stands up to Jamie.</desc>
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    <title>The Joy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian has to save herself from a contagious Joy virus infecting Elmore Junior High.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppy - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Watterson children's long-awaited pet puppy turns out to be a turtle which hates them.</desc>
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    <title>The Recipe - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the secret behind their classmate Anton's immortality.</desc>
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    <title>The Name - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball learns his real name.</desc>
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    <title>The Extras - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Skits about the random extra characters seen throughout the series.</desc>
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    <title>The Gripes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin begin to complain about every little thing in their lives, the people of Elmore City mistakenly assumes charity cases and put together a benefit to raise money for them, leaving them having to fix the mix-up.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S03E10</title>
    <desc>While driving to a campground, Nicole tells a horror story, which slowly starts to come true as their car breaks down and a stranger comes to help them out.</desc>
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    <title>The Fraud - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover Principal Brown's diploma is a fake.</desc>
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    <title>The Void - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin investigate a missing classmate, they discover a far greater mystery....about Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Boss - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robertson has a stress attack and needs a  stuffing transfusion from his son Rocky the janitor. He won't take it unless Rocky gets a better job in life. Rocky gets one with Chanax, where he becomes a work drone. Gumball and Darwin now need to get Rocky's soul back from his boss in order to get him to surgery.</desc>
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    <title>The Move - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Clayton may be a liar, but Gumball discovers he wasn't lying about his awesome martial arts move.</desc>
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    <title>The Law - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Doughnut Sheriff shows Gumball and Darwin that the smallest misdemeanor can lead to a breakdown in law.</desc>
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    <title>The Allergy - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball needs to find a cure for Darwin's allergy before he sneezes Elmore off the map.</desc>
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    <title>The Mothers - S03E17</title>
    <desc>It's Mother's Day and kids put their moms through a series of tests to determine who has the World's Greatest Mom.</desc>
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    <title>The Password - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are shocked to discover that Anais is Dad's favorite child.</desc>
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    <title>The Procrastinators - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin spend the day doing other things instead of taking out the trash like their mother told them to do before she got back home.</desc>
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    <title>The Shell - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Gumball inadvertently cracks open Penny's shell, and discovers who she really is inside...</desc>
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    <title>The Burden - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are left in charge of the class pet hamster, but they end up leaving it at school over the weekend.</desc>
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    <title>The Bros - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes jealous of Gumball and Penny's new relationship and sets out to find information that will break them up.</desc>
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    <title>The Mirror - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to forward an e-mail purportedly sent by a ghost, against Darwin's advice. When a curse begins to take effect and their family is dragged into another dimension, Gumball and Darwin seek Carrie's help to save them.</desc>
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    <title>The Man - S03E24</title>
    <desc>After Granny Jojo brings her new boyfriend to dinner at the Watterson household, Richard forbids her from seeing the boyfriend again.</desc>
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    <title>The Pizza - S03E25</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons have had a bad day, but it turns out Larry has too and it's about to get worse . . . for everyone!</desc>
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    <title>The Lie - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Noticing that everyone is in the doldrums of January, Gumball and Anais invent a new holiday to spark excitement.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin let loose a butterfly from a jar, causing all sorts of chaos throughout the town.</desc>
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    <title>The Question - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to figure out the meaning of life after coming down from a sugar rush.</desc>
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    <title>The Saint - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries his hardest to get Alan angry to prove Alan is just like everyone else.</desc>
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    <title>The Friend - S03E30</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais make up an imaginary friend who turns out to be all too real.</desc>
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    <title>The Oracle - S03E31</title>
    <desc>After discovering a prophetic painting depicting Gumball's naked run through the mall, he is determined to avoid that outcome.</desc>
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    <title>The Safety - S03E32</title>
    <desc>Darwin becomes obsessed with safety after seeing a video in class.</desc>
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    <title>The Society - S03E33</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns the school has a secret society, he is determined, and irritating, to become a part of it.</desc>
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    <title>The Spoiler - S03E34</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin have to wait to see a movie, they must go an entire week without someone spoiling the plot.</desc>
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    <title>The Countdown - S03E35</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian threatens to expel the boys if they are late for school, so they race a clock in order to arrive on time.</desc>
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    <title>The Nobody - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin investigate the disappearance  of the family's stuff only to find out some stranger is living in the house with them.</desc>
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    <title>The Downer - S03E37</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's family tries to cheer him out of an inexplicable lousy mood, he wishes they would all disappear</desc>
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    <title>The Egg - S03E38</title>
    <desc>When Nicole arranges a playdate for Anais with a classy family, the Wattersons try desperately to impress them.</desc>
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    <title>The Triangle - S03E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball grows jealous of Darwin's new talent.</desc>
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    <title>The Money - S03E40</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons become poor when Richard loses all their money.</desc>
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    <title>The Return - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Richard tries to find the kids before Nicole realizes they're gone.</desc>
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    <title>The Nemesis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover that Rob, who once swore to wreak vengeance on them, has been trying to destroy them for some time… but his traps never work.</desc>
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    <title>The Crew - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin decide it's time they join a crew, they agree that the coolest posse in Elmore is the Senior Citizens. They do everything they can to fit in with them, going to extraordinary lengths to prove themselves worthy of running (well, walking very slowly) with them.</desc>
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    <title>The Others - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Anais reveals that she's in the grade above them at school, Gumball and Darwin's eyes are suddenly opened to a whole new world of other students at Elmore Junior High. Gumball is horrified to learn that there are a bunch of characters who are barely aware of his existence and is determined to force his way into their lives.</desc>
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    <title>The Signature - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dad discovers that Granny Jojo and Louie are planning to get married and move to Florida. To stop this happening he adopts Louie so that he can forbid him from marrying Granny Jojo. But this triggers a series of adoptions within the family which quickly spirals out of control, and causes the unexpected return of someone from Dad's past</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613063407 +0000" stop="20260613064536 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Check - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The kids get a check from Grandpa Louie and argue about how to spend the money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613064536 +0000" stop="20260613065714 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pest - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin help Anais deal with a classmate who is bothering her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613065714 +0000" stop="20260613070804 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sale - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are devastated to learn that Mr. Robinson is selling his house and leaving town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613070804 +0000" stop="20260613071942 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After the receive an extravagant invite to Masami's birthday party, Gumball and Darwin are anxious to find just the right gift for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613071942 +0000" stop="20260613073120 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parking - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons struggle to find a space in the mall parking lot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613073120 +0000" stop="20260613074258 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Routine - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Richard goes to the store to buy mayonnaise, but this task turns into an epic adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613074258 +0000" stop="20260613075436 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Upgrade - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Bobert gets updated software, but finds a few problems with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613075436 +0000" stop="20260613080614 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Comic - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball is the star of his own comic, but struggles to match up to his heroic alter ego.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613080614 +0000" stop="20260613081740 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Romantic - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to woo Penny with romantic gestures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613081740 +0000" stop="20260613082919 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uploads - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to tear themselves away from the internet, but end up falling down the Elmore Stream-hole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613082919 +0000" stop="20260613084057 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apprentice - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides that the best way to prove to Mr. Fitzgerald that he's good enough for Penny is to become his apprentice for the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613084057 +0000" stop="20260613085235 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hug - S04E17</title>
    <desc>When Darwin taunts Gumball about how predictable he is, Gumball tries to prove that he can still surprise his buddy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613085235 +0000" stop="20260613090326 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wicked - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to find a single nice quality about their neighbor, Mrs. Robinson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613090326 +0000" stop="20260613091504 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Traitor - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After Gumball gets ditched by Alan, he decides to track Alan down and make him feel bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613091504 +0000" stop="20260613092643 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origins: Part 1 - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When Mom and Dad struggle to keep hyperactive, toddler-aged Gumball from trashing the house and exhausting them, they decide to buy him a pet. It works, but there’s a problem: every goldfish they get him is short-lived, and inevitably ends up being flushed down the toilet. However, when Dad buys a talking goldfish from a mysterious shop, Gumball meets the best friend he’ll ever have. Having been accidentally flushed down the toilet, Darwin has to find his way back to his new family.

Via the sewers, Darwin finds himself flushed out to sea. He is terrified, but determined to make his way back to the Wattersons. However, a fish can’t get very far on land, so Darwin will have to do millions of years of evolution in a matter of hours if he’s going to get home safe and sound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613092643 +0000" stop="20260613093820 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origins: Part 2 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When Mom and Dad struggle to keep hyperactive, toddler-aged Gumball from trashing the house and exhausting them, they decide to buy him a pet. It works, but there’s a problem: every goldfish they get him is short-lived, and inevitably ends up being flushed down the toilet. However, when Dad buys a talking goldfish from a mysterious shop, Gumball meets the best friend he’ll ever have. Having been accidentally flushed down the toilet, Darwin has to find his way back to his new family.

Via the sewers, Darwin finds himself flushed out to sea. He is terrified, but determined to make his way back to the Wattersons. However, a fish can’t get very far on land, so Darwin will have to do millions of years of evolution in a matter of hours if he’s going to get home safe and sound.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613093820 +0000" stop="20260613094910 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girlfriend - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jamie decides to make Darwin her boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613094910 +0000" stop="20260613100001 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Advice - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin take Mr. Small's advice out of pity and it causes destruction throughout the school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613100001 +0000" stop="20260613101051 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Signal - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Mysterious interruptions plaguing Elmore cause a strain between Gumball and Darwin, while Richard tearfully has to part with his television set when he can't fix it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613101051 +0000" stop="20260613102229 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parasite - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin fear that Anais is being taken advantage of by a friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613102229 +0000" stop="20260613103407 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love - S04E26</title>
    <desc>After Bobert the robot confesses to Gumball and Darwin that he's fallen in love, a musical number and series of vignettes illustrate what love is and how the people of Elmore express it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613103407 +0000" stop="20260613104545 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awkwardness - S04E27</title>
    <desc>A simple run to the store for ketchup leads Gumball to once again encounter The Hot Dog Guy (from "The Hug") and try to get away from him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613104545 +0000" stop="20260613105635 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nest - S04E28</title>
    <desc>A neighbor disappears and the Wattersons investigate, but discover the culprit may be their Evil Turtle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613105635 +0000" stop="20260613110813 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Points - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin offer to do chores for Tobias to earn bonus points for a video game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613110813 +0000" stop="20260613111904 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bus - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Rocky convinces the kids on the bus that they don't have to go to school, little do the kids know that Rocky as well as some other adults are trying to teach them a lesson about skipping school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613111904 +0000" stop="20260613113042 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night - S04E31</title>
    <desc>The Moon examines dreams of Elmore residents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613113042 +0000" stop="20260613114132 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Misunderstandings - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball has a misunderstanding with Penny about a date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613114132 +0000" stop="20260613115222 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roots - S04E33</title>
    <desc>The family try to make Darwin connect with his fish roots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613115222 +0000" stop="20260613120312 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blame - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Billy passes out after playing video games and his mother tries to ban them, forcing Gumball and Darwin to defend them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120312 +0000" stop="20260613121402 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slap - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball feels left out when Tobias doesn't greet him with his special high five slap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613121402 +0000" stop="20260613122453 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Detective - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Anais believes Gumball and Darwin have stolen Daisy, so she sets out to find them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613122453 +0000" stop="20260613123544 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fury - S04E37</title>
    <desc>A strange figure arrives and insults Nicole, but the kids are surprised when Nicole doesn't fight back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613123544 +0000" stop="20260613124723 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Compilation - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Odd internet clips are recalled by the people of Elmore.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613124723 +0000" stop="20260613125841 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stories - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When everyone in school has had it with Molly's tedious stories, Gumball and Darwin have a plan to get her a new story she'll never forget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125841 +0000" stop="20260613131021 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Disaster - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Rob finds a remote that controls the universe and travels back in time to enact revenge on Gumball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613131021 +0000" stop="20260613132155 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Re-Run - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball continues to fight against Rob's attempt to destroy his life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613132155 +0000" stop="20260613133313 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guy - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Anais makes friends with an awkward kid named Josh, but Gumball and Darwin think there's something wrong with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133313 +0000" stop="20260613134447 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boredom - S05E04</title>
    <desc>On a boring Saturday afternoon, Gumball and Darwin decide to find something interesting to do — only to either miss out or pass by all of the weird events happening around them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613134447 +0000" stop="20260613135604 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vision - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball accidentally takes Alan the balloon's gym bag and finds a flash drive containing a manifesto outlining Alan's House of Cards-esque rise to power through Elmore Junior High's student council.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613135604 +0000" stop="20260613140740 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Choices - S05E06</title>
    <desc>During a disastrous dinner at home, Nicole flashes back to her childhood, where she first met Richard while trying to make it to a karate tournament, and wonders what life would be like if she never met him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613140740 +0000" stop="20260613141859 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code - S05E07</title>
    <desc>After the wifi goes down (and Richard confesses that their connection is from the Robinsons as the Wattersons' credit is so bad, they can't afford to get the Internet for themselves), Gumball and Darwin try to live without Internet by making real-life equivalents of everything associated with the Internet (email, social media, gaming, leaving bad reviews for products and services). When that doesn't work, the Watterson kids decide to hack Mr. Robinson's account.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613141859 +0000" stop="20260613142950 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scam - S04E39</title>
    <desc>In this tribute to Ghostbusters, Gumball scares the whole city with Carrie by making up a story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613142950 +0000" stop="20260613144121 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Test - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball takes a personality test that labels him "The Loser" and he tries to shake the label.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613144121 +0000" stop="20260613145240 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slide - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Rocky decides to stop living life online, and find love on a dating app, and Gumball and Darwin try to help him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613145240 +0000" stop="20260613150330 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loophole - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Bobert instructions so he will behave in a safe and responsible manner, but he applies his logic to their rules.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613150330 +0000" stop="20260613151420 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copycats - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are confused when they meet Chi Chi and Ribbit, a pair of goat and frog siblings that copy everything they do and say. Then they find out this copycat family is making money online from imitating the Watterson family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613151420 +0000" stop="20260613152554 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Potato - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Darwin has lunch with Idaho, he decides to stop eating potatoes in solidarity with his brotato, but he finds his obsession with his favorite food harder to kick than he ever imagined, so Gumball decides to help his friend curb his carb cravings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613152554 +0000" stop="20260613153644 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fuss - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Nicole tries, and fails, to hide her disappointment when Richard and the kids fail to remember her special day. Richard has to figure out what special day he has actually forgotten and then make it a day to remember or else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613153644 +0000" stop="20260613154734 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outside - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When the family goes to visit Richard's dad, Frankie, who lives in a trailer in the town dump, they assume that he's done time in prison based on his extended absence from Richard's life and try to make him feel more at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154734 +0000" stop="20260613155824 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vase - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sick of Granny Jojo's ugly gifts, Nicole encourages the kids to take matters into their own hands and accidentally break her latest hideous vase. But when Gumball, Darwin and Anais try to destroy it, they discover it is more robust than it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613155824 +0000" stop="20260613160915 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Matchmaker - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball enlists Carrie to help bring Darwin and Teri together, but when they can't make Darwin and Teri's love blossom naturally, they decide to make it happen supernaturally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613160915 +0000" stop="20260613162005 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Box - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons receive an unmarked package in the mail. To distract themselves from the urge to open it they all take turns to imagine what it might contain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613162005 +0000" stop="20260613163055 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Console - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When everyone gives Gumball a cursed video game console, Elmore becomes trapped inside a fantasy RPG world. Gumball, Darwin and Anais have to battle their way through town, unraveling the secrets of their new virtual reality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613163055 +0000" stop="20260613164145 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ollie - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball teaches Darwin everything he knows about the world of skateboarding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613164145 +0000" stop="20260613165235 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Catfish - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin realize Grandpa Louie has no friends, they create one called Muriel, when Granny Jojo finds out Louie has been spending time online with another "woman", Muriel not existing isn't going to stop her from being destroyed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613165235 +0000" stop="20260613170325 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cycle - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais discover that Mr. Wilson has been picking on their Dad for most of his life; ever since he humiliated Richard with a high school prank. The kids try to work Dad through it but when their efforts fail, they realize that getting back at Mr. Wilson is the only way to break the cycle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613170325 +0000" stop="20260613171415 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stars - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Dad gives Larry’s hairdresser a bad review for saying he’s bald, he gets offered a free haircut. This inspires Gumball and Darwin to go on a reviewing spree across town, forcing Larry to give them stuff with the threat of a bad review. Just because the customer is always right doesn’t mean that what they’re doing isn’t wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613171415 +0000" stop="20260613172533 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grades - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian discovers a failed test from Gumball’s past that brings down his grade point average. This means he has to retake kindergarten all over again, much to her delight. But by demoting him, Miss Simian has inadvertently brought herself down, and they’re left with no choice but to team up if they want things back to normal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613172533 +0000" stop="20260613173623 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diet - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the reason Dad’s diet wasn’t working was that he was actually one of 10 of them and eating a meal for each of them. They eventually manage to help him lose weight, but Richard’s newfound buffness also brings out his more obnoxious side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613173623 +0000" stop="20260613174713 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ex - S05E25</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns that his nemesis, Rob, has found a new nemesis, he tries to sabotage Rob's new "enemy-ship", much to the frustration of Penny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613174713 +0000" stop="20260613175804 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sorcerer - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to accept he is the only kid at school that doesn't have special powers. He convinces Mrs. Jötunheim, Hector's mom, to take him on as her apprentice but she soon learns leaving Gumball unsupervised around magic is a big mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613175804 +0000" stop="20260613180921 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Menu - S05E27</title>
    <desc>The prize jewel on the Secret Joyful Burger menu is a mysterious burger, but to order it you need to know its name. When Larry refuses to tell them what it's called, they go to super-sized lengths to discover it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613180921 +0000" stop="20260613182053 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uncle - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are desperate to meet Ocho's famous uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613182053 +0000" stop="20260613183211 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weirdo - S05E29</title>
    <desc>When they see the school bullies making fun of Sussie, Gumball and Darwin decide to try and help her act less weird. They carefully observe her behavior and decide that the only thing they have to change is absolutely everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613183211 +0000" stop="20260613184343 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heist - S05E30</title>
    <desc>Richard discovers that going into a bank whilst wearing a motorcycle helmet can land you in a lot of trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613184343 +0000" stop="20260613185459 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Singing - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Join the citizens of Elmore for a song and dance spectacular that will have people covering their ears with joy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613185459 +0000" stop="20260613190632 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best - S05E32</title>
    <desc>No matter what Gumball does, Carmen thinks she knows better; when Gumball attempts to gain the moral high ground, but fails, his only option left is to bring Carmen down to his level.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613190632 +0000" stop="20260613191750 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Worst - S05E33</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons compete over who has the worst life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613191750 +0000" stop="20260613192923 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deal - S05E34</title>
    <desc>Richard goes on strike to prove that his work around the house is under appreciated by Nicole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613192923 +0000" stop="20260613194040 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Petals - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Leslie's petals begin falling off, he feels like his good looks are fading, so Gumball and Darwin use everything they know about style and beauty to try and help him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613194040 +0000" stop="20260613195214 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puppets - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Darwin is delighted when they discover their old childhood toys, but soon realizes that some things are best left in the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613195214 +0000" stop="20260613200333 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nuisance - S05E37</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons fear the worst when they are summoned to a Town Hall meeting, but are surprised when they're offered a new house - until they discover it's in a different state.</desc>
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    <title>The Line - S05E38</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons will do whatever it takes to get into the first screening of the latest Stellar Odyssey sequel.</desc>
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    <title>The List - S05E39</title>
    <desc>When the kids find out that Mom's life hasn't panned out as she'd hoped, they start taking on her chores, but they accidentally grab her bucket list instead of her to-do list.</desc>
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    <title>The News - S05E40</title>
    <desc>From police chases to the inside scoop on Daisy the Donkey, Channel 6 Elmore News has all the top local stories. Experienced newscaster Kip Schlezinger brings the latest news, sports and weather, even when there is absolutely nothing to report.</desc>
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    <title>The Rival - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Back in time to when Anais is a newborn baby, Gumball and Darwin are terrified of her sinister and evil nature of trying to get the boys in trouble and killed. They decide to ship her away, but her box ends up getting picked up by the garbage disposal, forcing the boys to go and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Lady - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become suspicious of Richard's connection to a woman named Samantha who is always hanging out with a group of old ladies. When they realize that Richard and Samantha are one and the same, they set out to right a wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Sucker - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Darwin ends up in detention with Julius Oppenheimer Jr. for trying to fix Julius' vandalism, and Julius cons Darwin into being part of his gang... but soon regrets it when everything Darwin does goes wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Vegging - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin decide to spend the day by simply vegging out on the couch and watch TV. They attempt to ignore all the bizarre events happening around them, but are eventually forced to act when Nicole, Richard and Anais are left hanging in their car over a broken bridge.</desc>
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    <title>The One - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball is put off by Tobias' constant burns, despite the fact that he allows Darwin to do so and that he himself is self-deprecating. Realizing that Tobias wants to be his "best" friend, Gumball tries to let him down easily, but this convinces him to instead "wipe out the competition".</desc>
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    <title>The Father - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids try to help Richard bond with Frankie.</desc>
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    <title>The Cringe - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Hot Dog Guy discover why they're so awkward with each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Cage - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The kids convince Mr. Corneille to become a cage fighter and set up a fight against a fearsome Russian fighter.</desc>
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    <title>The Faith - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Alan has lost faith in humanity and turned the world black and white. Gumball must get over his hatred of Alan to bring the color back by singing.</desc>
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    <title>The Candidate - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A group of kids get locked in the school after their parents have a charity gala. They appoint Gumball as leader to get them out but it leads to chaos.</desc>
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    <title>The Anybody - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Clayton shapeshifts into people to take their detentions for money, he starts framing them for misdemeanors so Gumball and Darwin must track him down to stop him.</desc>
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    <title>The Pact - S06E12</title>
    <desc>When Principal Brown has to take the bus, he and Gumball relate their grievances about their respective girlfriends (Miss Simian's bad morning breath and Penny's irritable laugh). They make a deal to tell each other's girlfriends about their issues, but Principal Brown backs out on his end, causing Gumball to pester him.</desc>
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    <title>The Neighbor - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin try to find out the name of their neighbor, Antlers Guy, but accidentally blow his witness protection cover.</desc>
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    <title>The Shippening - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Sarah finds a notebook from the Awesome Store which magically makes what she draws happens. Unfortunately, she draws bizarre love stories throughout Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Brain - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons have to stop doing stupid things in order to prevent Anais from falling into a coma from facepalming too much.</desc>
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    <title>The Parents - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After accidentally bumping into each other in the grocery aisle, Nicole and her parents have it out. The Wattersons discover why Nicole and her parents haven’t been on speaking terms for so long. The kids decide to bring about a reunion, in order to secure the backlog of birthday and holiday presents...</desc>
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    <title>The Founder - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Richard creates chaos in the Chanax building when he is mistaken for the long lost CEO. Nicole and a disgruntled employee must save everyone from Richard's dangerous ideas.</desc>
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    <title>The Schooling - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Larry warns Gumball and Darwin that if they don't take their education seriously they’ll end up like him. To prove his point, Larry lets Gumball and Darwin work some of his many roles to make them appreciate the value of a good education!</desc>
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    <title>The Intelligence - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin argue with the Internet and make him mad. So mad in fact that he seeks to wipe out humanity and, while doing so, malfunctions! The whole of Elmore is plunged into a time before technology. It's actually pretty nice. Will Gumball and Darwin decide to leave the internet unplugged?</desc>
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    <title>The Potion - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Hector is unhappy with his height, so the kids try to use Mrs. Jötunheim's potions to shrink him, but it goes terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Spinoffs - S06E21</title>
    <desc>A sketch show about what "The Amazing World of Gumball" would be like if one replaced Gumball with someone else.</desc>
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    <title>The Transformation - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Penny's family argues about being in or out of their shells. Gumball unwillingly tells vague stories to help them settle their dispute.</desc>
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    <title>The Understanding - S06E23</title>
    <desc>There's a new kid at school but nobody can understand a thing he is saying. Gumball and Darwin try different ways to figure out what's going on.</desc>
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    <title>The Ad - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons turn their home into a BnB in an attempt to raise some extra cash.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghouls - S06E25</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween in Elmore. As the kids go trick or treating we see what everyone in town is up to. The ghosts and ghouls are finding it increasingly difficult to scare children, and are only scaring part-time. Can Gumball and Darwin help them get their scare back?</desc>
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    <title>The Stink - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball decides to put Mr. Small's eco-friendly principles to the test but it doesn't quite go as planned. Mr. Small disappears after deciding to leave the modern world behind. But on the plus side they discover that the Great Stink-Ape of Elmore Woods is definitely not extinct.</desc>
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    <title>The Awareness - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Gumball tries to convince Leslie he's an expert on all things plant-related. However, when Leslie realizes Gumball hasn't got a clue what he's talking about, he decides to call his bluff. An escalation of dangerous dares and stunts ensue as they try to out-plant each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Slip - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Richard doesn't answer the door in time and the jobsworth delivery guy will not let him have his package. His options are to pick his package up at the depot or pay for a redelivery. Richard doesn't like the sound of either option, so a battle of wills begins that can only end in the destruction of one or both of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Drama - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Everyone assumes Darwin and Carrie's relationship is doomed as they're so different. That is, everyone except Darwin and Carrie. When Carrie's cool ghostly ex-boyfriend turns up, Gumball decides to get Darwin to confront what's really going on.</desc>
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    <title>The Buddy - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Anais and school psycho Jamie are accused of the same techno-crime. They are forced to team up to discover the real culprit in order to prove their innocence. After solving the case, they realize that they have more in common than they thought.</desc>
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    <title>The Possession - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Richard Watterson seems supernaturally attached to his old refrigerator.</desc>
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    <title>The Master - S06E32</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons play a fantasy role-playing board game to resolve their differences.</desc>
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    <title>The Silence - S06E33</title>
    <desc>Have Gumball and Darwin finally run out of things to say to each other?</desc>
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    <title>The Future - S06E34</title>
    <desc>Banana Joe's Mom can predict the future, but she can't predict her own disappearance.</desc>
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    <title>The Wish - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin believe they've turned Miss Simian into a neck-cushion.</desc>
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    <title>The Factory - S06E36</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin save the day at the Rainbow Factory.</desc>
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    <title>The Agent - S06E37</title>
    <desc>On a top secret school assignment Gumball acts like a certain suave British secret agent.</desc>
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    <title>The Web - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Nicole a crash course in computers.</desc>
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    <title>The Mess - S06E39</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin baby-sit, then baby-lose, Penny’s little sister.</desc>
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    <title>The Heart - S06E40</title>
    <desc>Mr. Robinson tries and repeatedly fails to win back Gumball and Darwin’s friendship.</desc>
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    <title>The Revolt - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Darwin feels bad for the household objects in Elmore and encourages them to rise up.</desc>
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    <title>The Decisions - S06E42</title>
    <desc>Darwin has finally had enough of Gumball’s advice and seeks a new mentor.</desc>
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    <title>The BFFS - S06E43</title>
    <desc>When Gumball’s old BFF turns up, Darwin gets jealous.</desc>
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    <title>The Inquisition - S06E44</title>
    <desc>School Superintendent Evil is coming to Elmore Junior High to stamp out all cartoonish conduct!</desc>
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    <title>The Burger - S07E01</title>
    <desc>After Miss Simian scares her class with a lesson on the dangers of eating fast food, Gumball and Darwin find it impossible to eat healthy due to high prices and ubiquitous marketing in their society due to the literal fast food monopolist, Mr. Bilderburger, who owns every food chain in Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Assistant - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sick of her lazy family, Nicole makes friends with Elmore Shippit's (the show's equivalent of Amazon.com) A.I. assistant, Ori, who helps her with the errands, listens to her stories, and tries to suck Nicole into her virtual world and kill off her family with a self-driving car.</desc>
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    <title>The Distance - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Worried that Gumball and Darwin are getting too attached, Nicole gives Darwin his own room to separate the boys. Gumball tries to win back Darwin's attention when he moves on to new friends.</desc>
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    <title>The Thing - S07E04</title>
    <desc>When Granny Jojo is coming over for dinner, Nicole reminds Richard of "the thing". Obviously forgetting, Richard enlists the kids' help to retrace his memories.</desc>
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    <title>The Butts - S07E05</title>
    <desc>When Principal Brown feels ashamed of his butt, Gumball helps him regain body confidence in order to read his butt poem at a recital.</desc>
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    <title>The Traffic - S07E06</title>
    <desc>To make up for ignoring her due to Nicole tending to her family's antics, the Wattersons take Anais to Daisyland after news hits that the park will be closing, but have to put up with traffic issues.</desc>
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    <title>The Astrological - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Mr. Small has been promoted to science teacher due to school budget cuts, and teaches the class on how the stars can predict the future and play matchmaker. Gumball and Penny think it's ridiculous, but when everyone in school falls for their predicted pairs, Gumball worries that he and Penny aren't meant to be together.</desc>
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    <title>The Cheerleader - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons help Richard get on the school's cheerleading team and finally beat the generational trauma of having his dreams crushed by family members who don't believe in him.</desc>
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    <title>The Boring - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover that Molly's stories are so boring and long-winded that they can slow down and stop time, which they use to stall their fight against Tina.</desc>
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    <title>The Teacher - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Gumball's phone is confiscated, he follows Miss Simian and discovers that she is involved in a string of shady deals in order to get school supplies due to lack of educational funding.</desc>
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    <title>The App - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When a new video-sharing platform called Clik-Sap (a spoof of TikTok) turns the kids of Elmore into mindless zombies due to their irresistible trends, Gumball and Darwin must fight its power.</desc>
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    <title>The Entrance - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin get invited to Tobias' Tropi-Gal mansion party, despite that they think it's a flimsy excuse for him to hit on their respective girlfriends, so they plan to make a grand entrance. When they find out that no one is going, the boys help out by shipping some contraband cologne that causes vivid hallucinations and destructive behavior.</desc>
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    <title>The Letter - S07E13</title>
    <desc>When Darwin sends Carrie a love letter before learning that she hates romantic gestures, he, with Gumball's help, tries to retrieve it before she sees it.</desc>
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    <title>The Gut - S07E14</title>
    <desc>When Richard eats Anais' science project, his gut turns into a sentient being who's smarter and more fatherly than Richard ever was. The gut slowly begins to consume Richard's whole body and attacks the kids.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrinkle - S07E15</title>
    <desc>When Anais begins growing wrinkles due to stressing over her family's stupidity, she comes up with a way to fix everyone's problems.</desc>
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    <title>Make-A-Wish Bike - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The holiday season is upon OCC again, and instead of a Christmas-themed dream machine, the guys decide to build a bike honoring one of their favorite charities: The Make-a-Wish Foundation. There are presents galore as Paul Sr., Paul Jr., and Mikey invade FAO Schwartz in search of the perfect gift for each Make-a-Wish kid. Even Nub gets in on the fun when he has kids fingerpaint the bike's fenders and oil and gas tanks.</desc>
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    <title>FANtasy Bike 1 - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Jeff Clegg is a military man turned civil engineer and his number one dream is to own a custom motorcycle. And thanks to the FANtasy Bike Contest from Discovery Channel, he's gonna get his wish. With a military theme to work with, and the words ""Corporal Punishment"" emblazoned on the bike's seat, this build will make any fan proud.</desc>
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    <title>FANtasy Bike 2 - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Susan Morisset is an insurance claim adjuster from Bruceville, Texas who's been wanting to ride an OCC bike because "somtimes a girl just needs to be in the driver's seat." And the Teutles are the kinda guys to give her their first girl bike. Between blowing stuff up, and Junior and Senior's biggest argument to date, things quickly spiral out of control and may threaten the completion of this FANtasy Bike.</desc>
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    <title>FANtasy Bike 3 - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Joseph McClendon has always been a lover of motorcycles, especially choppers. But when he had to sell his hog to help pay for his mom's hospital bills, his mom made him promise that he would build another chopper that meant as much to him as the other. Thanks to the Discovery Channel FANtasy Bike contest, he just may get one. But when Junior and Senior get into a more personal argument, will it threaten the final completion of this chopper?</desc>
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    <title>FANtasy Bike 4 - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Bryan King is a truck driving, car customizer out of California, and the one thing he wants more than anything is to have his own chopper. Only one small problem: he's in a wheelchair. Overcoming this hurdle is one of many problems that plagues the guys as they design a tike-bike to accomodate Bryan and make this FANtasy Bike one to remember.</desc>
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    <title>Senior's Vintage Project - S03E26</title>
    <desc>After his trip to Europe where he saw some impressive vintage motorcycles, Senior feels inspired and decides to start his own collection of vintage bikes. When the guys try to restore an old classic, they run into some obstacles and need to call on the help of an expert. Senior has everyone working on this project and he decides to build a chopper with a vintage feel as well. Mikey even pitches in, but when he gets pushed too far, he throws a temper tantrum and walks out.</desc>
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    <title>Senior's Vintage Project 2 - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The guys of OCC continue working on Senior's vintage chopper, while Chris Matthews finishes restoring an old classic. When the front end of the vintage chopper comes back from powdercoat the wrong color, the guys scramble to finish the bike on time. Senior's vintage chopper is unveiled at a photo shoot for Barnett's magazine.</desc>
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    <title>Never Before Seen Special - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Mikey and Vinnie host a series of their favorite clips that never quite made the show.</desc>
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    <title>Billy Joel Bike - S03E29</title>
    <desc>The OCC crew builds a vintage Indian bobber motorcycle for musician Billy Joel.</desc>
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    <title>Wendy's Bike 1 - S03E30</title>
    <desc>The guys build a bike for the fast food company Wendy's, to be auctioned off for the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption.</desc>
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    <title>Wendy's Bike 2 - S03E31</title>
    <desc>The guys continue their work on a bike for Wendy's that will be auctioned off to benefit the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption.</desc>
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    <title>Sunoco Bike 1 - S03E32</title>
    <desc>OCC teams up with Sunoco and NASCAR driver Kyle Petty to build a bike that will benefit the Victory Junction Gang Camp. The guys head down to North Carolina to meet Kyle Petty and to tour the camp. While there, they get the opportunity to hang out and spend time with some of the kids. After that, the Teutuls head to Lowe's Speedway where they take turns going around the track. Once back in the shop, they continue working on this latest chopper.</desc>
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    <title>Sunoco Bike 2 - S03E33</title>
    <desc>OCC continues working on their latest build, a bike for Sunoco that will be auctioned off to benefit the Victory Junction Gang Camp. When the bike is sent to paint and powdercoat, the guys head back to Lowe's Speedway and take turns going around the track.</desc>
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    <title>Bill Murray Bike 1 - S03E34</title>
    <desc>Actor Bill Murray asks the OCC crew to build him a chopper inspired by his "Caddyshack" character, Carl.</desc>
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    <title>Bill Murray Bike 2 - S03E35</title>
    <desc>OCC suits up, and lays siege to their latest project, a dragon-rider bike inspired by the movie Eragon; Mikey takes on a crusade of his own and organizes a jousting tournament uniquely OCC.</desc>
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    <title>OCC Road Show - S03E36</title>
    <desc>The OCC crew builds a custom chopper on stage for their fans.</desc>
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    <title>OCC Production Bike - S03E37</title>
    <desc>The OCC crew decide to mass produce a bike for the public.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612202032 +0000" stop="20260612210632 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LUGZ Bike 1 - S03E38</title>
    <desc>The Teutuls begin work on their next project, for the Lugz footwear company; OCC bids farewell to a valued employee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260612210632 +0000" stop="20260612215220 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LUGZ Bike 2 - S03E39</title>
    <desc>The custom leather design for the Lugz bike poses new challenges for the crew.</desc>
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    <title>Eragon Bike 1 - S03E40</title>
    <desc>OCC suits up, and lays siege to their latest project, a dragon-rider bike inspired by the movie Eragon; Mikey takes on a crusade of his own and organizes a jousting tournament uniquely OCC.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Eragon Bike 2 - S03E41</title>
    <desc>An oversight by Cody and unexpected news about its planned debut threaten the completion of the Eragon Bike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260612231850 +0000" stop="20260613000236 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Junior Vs. Senior 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When Orange County Chopper breaks ground on their new shop, Paul Sr. challenges Paul Jr. to a design contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613000236 +0000" stop="20260613004623 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Junior Vs. Senior 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The design contest between father and son continues, with fans picking the winner.  Paul Sr. goes old school while Jr. puts together a new spider-web design.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613004623 +0000" stop="20260613013009 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Daddy 1 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>OCC designs and builds a high-tech chopper for GoDaddy.com, but Jason and Paul Jr. can't agree on a design, so Senior has to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613013009 +0000" stop="20260613020840 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Daddy 2 - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As work continues on the chopper for GoDaddy.com, Mikey and Paul Sr. take a trip to the racetrack, where Mikey gets to show off his racing skills to Danica Patrick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613020840 +0000" stop="20260613025228 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowjet Bike 1 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While Orange County Chopper begins work on a custom bike for the Flow International Corporation, Mikey starts on a secret project of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613025228 +0000" stop="20260613033614 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowjet Bike 2 - S04E06</title>
    <desc>OCC continues work on the chopper for the Flow International Corporation.  Meanwhile, the crew goes to a paintball course to let off a little steam, OCC-style.</desc>
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    <title>HP Bike 1 - S04E07</title>
    <desc>OCC boots up their latest custom chopper--a computer-themed creation for the HP Corporation. With the build underway, the OCC crew makes a call to the tattoo artists of Miami Ink to discuss getting some new tattoos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613041622 +0000" stop="20260613045854 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HP Bike 2 - S04E08</title>
    <desc>OCC continues on their computer themed chopper for the HP Corporation. Meanwhile, Ami and Chris from Miami Ink continue their custom body art on Senior and Beth. The guys encounter problems at the bike's reveal and Senior narrowly avoids a mishap.</desc>
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    <title>Peavey Bike 1 - S04E09</title>
    <desc>OCC amps it up as they start on their latest custom creation--a guitar-themed chopper for Peavey Electronics. But when Senior brings in a second build, for the Go Fast Energy Drink company, the work piles up and the company's resources are spread thin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613054141 +0000" stop="20260613062527 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peavey Bike 2 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>OCC continues on their custom chopper for Peavey Electronics. The double build winds down as the guys travel to Las Vegas to unveil the Go Fast bike, and then on to Anaheim for the Peavey reveal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613062527 +0000" stop="20260613070913 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Australia 1 - S04E11</title>
    <desc>It's another OCC family vacation as the Teutuls go walkabout in the 'land down under' where Russell Crowe asks the guys to build an Australia-themed chopper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613070913 +0000" stop="20260613075300 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Australia 2 - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Teutuls continue their adventures in the Great South Land. After arriving at Uluru, the guys find themselves immersed in Aboriginal culture.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613075300 +0000" stop="20260613082750 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Australia 3 - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Final part of 3 part series. The Teutel's take a two week trip to Australia and create a down-under themed bike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613082750 +0000" stop="20260613091133 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intel 1 - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The guys start work on a high-tech bike for Intel featuring the latest in motorcycle and computing gadgetry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613091133 +0000" stop="20260613095519 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intel 2 - S04E15</title>
    <desc>The guys finish off work on a high-tech bike for Intel featuring the latest in motorcycle and computing gadgetry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613095519 +0000" stop="20260613103905 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byron Nelson 1 - S04E16</title>
    <desc>OCC hits the links for their latest project: three EDS sponsored choppers honoring the career and charitable work of golf legend Byron Nelson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613103905 +0000" stop="20260613112251 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byron Nelson 2 - S04E17</title>
    <desc>OCC hits the links for their latest project: three EDS sponsored choppers honoring the career and charitable work of golf legend Byron Nelson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613112251 +0000" stop="20260613120638 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silver State Choppers' Chopper 1 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>OCC hovers over their next project--a sleek, custom creation for Silver State Helicopters. But aspects of the bike's design present new challenges for the crew, and forces Paul Jr. to confront creative obstacles of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613120638 +0000" stop="20260613125229 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silver State Choppers' Chopper 2 - S04E19</title>
    <desc>OCC's rotors spin at full speed as work on the custom chopper for Silver State Helicopters continues. As assembly gets underway, Jr, Mikey and Vin go airborne, and take some flight lessons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613125229 +0000" stop="20260613133828 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iowa Farm Bureau Bike 1 - S04E20</title>
    <desc>OCC shucks some corn and plows into their next project, the world's first renewable fuel chopper for the Iowa Farm Bureau. The Teutuls check in on OCC's new world HQ, and NASCAR champ Tony Stewart stops by to check on his bike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613133828 +0000" stop="20260613142214 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iowa Farm Bureau Bike 2 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>OCC continues on their innovative ethanol-powered bike for the Iowa Farm Bureau. But the mood in the shop quickly turns somber, when a long-time member of the crew calls it quits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613142214 +0000" stop="20260613150547 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Army National Guard 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>OCC locks and loads as they pay tribute to the troops with a custom bike for the Army National Guard. Paul Sr. takes a walk down the aisle with Beth. Using concepts sent in by the troops, Paul Jr. and Jason Pohl get started on the design. Then, after fabrication begins, Cody steps up to fill a void, and Sr. takes him under his wing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613150547 +0000" stop="20260613154918 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Army National Guard 2 - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The Army National Guard Patriot Bike is completed by the guys at OCC. Jason Pohl is eager for the opportunity to advance in his training. But tension arises with the crew because of Jason's ignorance of the shop protocol. Paul, Sr. pays tribute to the sacrifice given by some injured vets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613154918 +0000" stop="20260613163250 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michigan Bike/My Name is Earl 1 - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mikey gets in the game and heads up OCC's latest custom creation - a Wolverine bike for the University of Michigan's Mott Children's Hospital.The cast from NBC's "My Name is Earl" bursts onto the scene and gets the OCC team to build a My Name is Earl bike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613163250 +0000" stop="20260613171620 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Michigan Bike/My Name is Earl 2 - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mikey reveals the University of Michican bike at Michigan-OSU football game Then the guys are off to Hollywood for a reveal party with the cast of NBC's show "My Name is Earl".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613171620 +0000" stop="20260613175947 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gander Mountain 1 - S05E05</title>
    <desc>OCC packs their gear and hikes into their next project -- a custom chopper for Gander Mountain, an outdoor lifestyle company. As design gets under way, Jr. decides to go with an off-road theme. But a disagreement over fabrication ignites into a full-scale blowout that brings the project to a screeching halt. OCC ventures into the great outdoors, and tests their survival skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613175947 +0000" stop="20260613184338 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gander Mountain 2 - S05E06</title>
    <desc>OCC continues on their latest custom creation -- a street bike/motocross hybrid for the outdoor lifestyle company Gander Mountain. The Teutuls travel to Brazil to unveil a special bike... and find themselves invited to the presidential palace. Back at the shop, doubts about Pohl's abilities quickly resurface, and his inexperience tests Sr.'s patience. Mikey steps in and challenges the old man to a competition that fosters some father-son bonding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613184338 +0000" stop="20260613192710 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craftsman/DieHard 1 - S05E07</title>
    <desc>OCC charges up their latest double build: Sr.'s custom creation for Craftsman Tools, and Jr.'s two-wheeled showpiece for DieHard Batteries. The guys travel to South Africa, where they immerse themselves in the local bike culture ... and head to the bush, to make some new friends. But back at the shop, Craftsman drops the hammer and sends Sr. and Pohl back to the drawing board.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613192710 +0000" stop="20260613201040 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craftsman/DieHard 2 - S05E08</title>
    <desc>OCC continues on their latest double build -- custom bikes for Craftsman Tools and DieHard Batteries. After a jam session with rock 'n' roll legend Chubby Checker gets OCC doing the twist, both teams race into assembly and the Sr.-Jr. rivalry heats up. But as Team Craftsman is delayed, Team DieHard pulls ahead and Mikey moves forward with his latest project, recruiting Sr. to lend a hand. Once Mikey's unusual creation passes its test, Sr. and his team must rally to get their Craftsman project done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260613201040 +0000" stop="20260613205413 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Klipsch - S05E09</title>
    <desc>OCC tunes in and cranks it up, as they build a custom bike for Klipsch Audio Technologies. But staffing shortages around the shop have the crew scrambling, forcing Sr. to amp everyone up on a quest to hire new people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613205413 +0000" stop="20260613213746 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viega - S05E10</title>
    <desc>OCC pulls out all the stops and takes on a project for the plumbing and heating technology company, Viega Corporation. Manpower issues continue to plague the shop, and company demands push JQ to the limit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613213746 +0000" stop="20260613222141 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BSN Bike - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The Girls of BSN, a spokesmodel team of the nutritional supplement manufacturer BSN, give the guys a hand as they begin design on a bike for the company.</desc>
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    <title>Manitowoc Crane Company Bike - S05E12</title>
    <desc>OCC builds an industrial-themed bike for the Manitowoc crane group. Also, Mikey gives a lecture to a group of second graders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613230541 +0000" stop="20260613234927 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Production Bike Showcase - S05E13</title>
    <desc>The motorcycle industry picks OCC for an award, but there are no production bikes available to display in the awards showcase, so the crew scrambles to build some in time for the event.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260613234927 +0000" stop="20260614003313 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dryvit Bike - S05E14</title>
    <desc>OCC moves into their new World Headquarters and takes on their first build in the new shop; a penguin-themed chopper for exterior insulation manufacturer, Drvyit Systems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614003313 +0000" stop="20260614011659 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>NY Giants Bike - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Paul Sr. gets the green light for Paul Jr. to design and build a custom chopper honoring the World Champion NY Giants. As Junior's freeform style inspires the build, OCC prepares for the grand opening of their new World HQ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260614011659 +0000" stop="20260614020046 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darien Lake Bike - S05E16</title>
    <desc>OCC twists and turns into their next project: the OCC Motocoaster bike for the Darien Lake Theme Park Resort.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260614020046 +0000" stop="20260614024433 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sikorsky Bike - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Senior recruits J.Q. and Jason Pohl to build a tribute bike for the Sikorsky Aircraft Corp. But fabrication hits some turbulence as issues with 