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    <title>Tire Trouble! - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Blaze and his pals are gearing up for a big race with brand new tires! But when Crusher tricks Starla, Darington and Stripes into putting on out-of-control SILLY tires, it's up to Blaze to rescue them and beat Crusher to the finish line!</desc>
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    <title>Tool Truck Blaze - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When three big construction emergencies break out, it's up to Blaze to save the day by becoming: Tool Truck Blaze! Equipped with a toolbox full of amazing tools, Blaze is ready to hammer, drill and saw through any obstacle in his way! Tool Truck Power!</desc>
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    <title>Blaze’s First Race - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Blaze and his friends remember their first ever race together, back when they were little monster machines with BIG dreams of becoming racers!</desc>
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    <title>Get The Letters To Santa! - S08E09</title>
    <desc>When Axle City's letters to Santa go undelivered, Blaze and Sparkle set out on an epic adventure to the North Pole to deliver them themselves! But can they make it to Santa before Christmas?</desc>
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    <title>The Snow, Sea, Sky, Race - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Blaze and Crusher face off in an off-road showdown: the Snow, Sea, Sky Race! To win, the trucks will have to speed through the snow, swim through the sea, and soar to a finish line high in the sky.</desc>
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    <title>The Super Snowman Contest - S08E11</title>
    <desc>It's a snow day in Axle City, and Blaze and AJ are competing in the Super Snowman Contest! But when a giant snowball rolls them away, Blaze and AJ must brave the elements to make it back in time to win!</desc>
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    <title>Space Mission Blaze - S08E12</title>
    <desc>When three of Blaze's friends get launched into outer space on out-of-control jetpacks, Astronauts Blaze and AJ must blast off to save them!</desc>
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    <title>Gohan is the Teacher! Videl's Introduction to Flight - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After Gohan spreads word of the tournament to the others, as well as managing to convince Chi-Chi to let him participate himself, Gohan takes a leave of absence from school and begins training with Goten. Gohan is surprised to find that Goten not only possesses great strength, but is also already capable of transforming into a Super Saiyan, although he has yet to learn how to fly. Later, Videl comes around to have Gohan make good on his promise to teach her how to fly using bukū-jutsu, with Gohan starting her off with the basics of learning how to control her energy. Within a day, Videl has managed to learn how to float while Goten has managed to learn how to fly. Following a remark from Gohan, Videl comes back the next day with her hair cut, determined to learn more from Gohan. Meanwhile, Vegeta is also surprised to find that Trunks is also capable of becoming a Super Saiyan, whose strength is slightly higher than Goten's, while Goku trains fiercely in anticipation for the tournament.</desc>
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    <title>The Dragon Team, All Assembled! Son Gokuu has Returned!! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After ten days of training, Videl manages to master flight, finally giving Gohan and Goten the opportunity to resume their training for the tournament. On the day of the tournament, Gohan suggests to Vegeta, Goten, and Trunks that they don't use their Super Saiyan forms during the tournament to avoid hassle from the press. Arriving at the island where the tournament will take place, Gohan and the others are greeted by Goku, who the fortune teller Baba has granted 24 hours to stay on Earth, allowing him to meet Goten for the first time, while Piccolo destroys all the cameras in the area to keep Gohan's identity a secret. After the participating fighters register for the tournament, with Goten and Trunks forced to participate in the junior division, the preliminary rounds begin, where the fighters must hit a punching machine to rank their strength, with the Dragon Team effortlessly qualifying.</desc>
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    <title>Everyone is Shocked! Goten and Trunks' Super Battle!! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Gohan and Videl wait to take their preliminaries, Goku, Vegeta, and the others go to spectate the junior division, where Goten and Trunks effortlessly progress through each round until they face each other in the final round. The battle gets more and more intense, with Goten and Trunks surprising the audience with advanced techniques and even turning Super Saiyan. The match eventually comes to an end where a sneak attack by Trunks causing Goten to lose by ring-out. Satan, who had spectated the fight and had been reminded of the battle with Cell, now faces a pinch as he now has to fight against Trunks.</desc>
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    <title>A Troubling Premonition... A Mysterious Warrior Appears!! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After various attempts to try and get out of the fight, Satan decides to pretend to lose and have Trunks hold back his attack in order to keep up his appearance, though even Trunks' weakest punch manages to send Satan flying. During an intermission, Trunks and Goten decide to take out one of the participants and steal his clothes in order take his place in the adult division. Meanwhile, as Goku and the others get something to eat, they encounter a pair of mysterious participants, Shin and Kibito, who Piccolo determine as not being from Earth. As the sixteen qualifying participants gather together to decide the drawings for the first round, Gohan is paired up against Kibito while Goku gets paired up against Vegeta.</desc>
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    <title>What's Wrong, Piccolo!! An Unexpected Conclusion to the First Round - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As the drawings come to a close, Piccolo is put up against Shin while #18 is up against Satan. After Krillin wins his first match against his opponent, Piccolo and Shin face against each other, but as Piccolo senses an overwhelming power coming from Shin, he decides to forfeit the match before it even begins, feeling Shin's power is far beyond his own. As Videl prepares to go up against a man named Spopovitch, Piccolo learns from Kibito that Shin is actually the Supreme Kai, believed to be even more powerful than the Grand Kai. Videl appears to get the upper hand in her match, but Spopovitch keeps getting up no matter how many times he is knocked down and eventually fights back. Goku suspects something amiss about Spopovitch, which proves true when he continues fighting even after Videl breaks his neck. Videl attempts to use her flight to regain her strength, but Spopovitch follows her into the air and uses energy blasts against her. As Videl refuses to give up despite the beating she is taking, Goku wonders where Spopovitch got his power from.</desc>
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    <title>Videl is Worn Out, Gohan's Anger is at its Limit!! - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With Spopovich nearly beating Videl to death, Gohan loses his temper and prepares to storm onto the field, but Spopovich's partner, Yamu, convinces Spopovich to end the fight by pushing Videl out of the ring. With Videl heavily injured, Goku uses his instant transmission to receive some senzu beans from Korin, which Gohan gives to Videl to restore her to full health. Gohan, whose identity is revealed to his classmates after his bandana was blown off during his outburst, steps up to face against Kibito, who requests to see Gohan's Super Saiyan transformation. After Piccolo informs the other Z-Fighters of Shin's identity as the Supreme Kai, he orders Gohan to transform. Right after Gohan transforms, Spopovich and Yamu appear and use a device to drain his Super Saiyan energy, leaving him weakened. As Kibito offers to tend to Gohan, the Supreme Kai asks Goku and the others to join him in pursuing the culprits.</desc>
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    <title>Secrets of the Terrible Majin, A Black Curtain Appears!! - S02E09</title>
    <desc>As Goku and the others set off to join the Supreme Kai, Kibito uses his unique ability to restore Gohan's energy, before the two of them, along with Videl, set off after the others. Along the way, Supreme Kai and Kibito explain to the others about how an evil mage named Babidi is seeking to revive an evil being known as Majin Buu, who was responsible for the death of four Supreme Kais long ago. To accomplish this, he manipulated Spopovich and Yamu to join the tournament and steal Super Saiyan energy needed to break the seal placed on Buu. Unable to push her flight any further, Videl, coming to understand that Gohan was the one who defeated Cell back then, places her faith in him and returns to the tournament grounds, while Gohan and Kibito catch up to Goku's group. Arriving at the site of a buried spaceship, the Z-Fighters lay in watch as Spopovich and Yamu deliver Gohan's energy to Babidi and his partner, Dabura, the Demon King.</desc>
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    <title>The Heinous Mage Babidi and King of the Dark Underworld Dabura's Trap - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Supreme Kai and Kibito warn Goku and the others about the malicious pair, with Dabura being the strongest being of the underworld and Babidi possessing magic powerful enough to sway him to become his henchman. Having obtained the energy from them and deeming them of no further use, Babidi kills Spopovich with his magic while having his other henchman, Pui Pui, kill Yamu. Having detected the presence of the Z-Fighters, Babidi and Pui Pui head inside of the ship while Dabura attacks the group, immediately killing Kibito and firing his spit at Krillin and Piccolo, turning them into stone. Learning that they can only unpetrify them by killing Dabura, the remaining fighters chase after him into the ship, despite Supreme Kai's warnings. Upon reaching the first floor, they are confronted by Pui Pui, who informs them they must face several floors before they can reach Babidi at the bottom. The Saiyans, however, don't think much of their opponent and play a game of rock-paper-scissors to decide who should fight him, with Vegeta stepping up against him.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Underestimate a Super Saiyan! Vegeta and Goku's Full Throttle Power! - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As Vegeta easily outmatches Pui Pui in terms of fighting skill, Babidi changes the stage to match that of the high gravity planet, Zun, where Pui Pui is at his top fighting form. However, this makes no difference to Vegeta, who obliterates his opponent and opens the way to the next floor. Believing the Saiyans to not be underestimated, Babidi sends in his next warrior, Yakon, and changes the stage to that of Planet Ankoku, but even with the aid of pitch black darkness, Yakon is no match for Goku's keen senses. When Goku turns Super Saiyan, however, Yakon uses his ability to consume light and sucks in Goku's energy, turning him back into normal. Rather than finding an alternative way to fight, Goku instead feeds him even more Saiyan energy until he explodes from being overloaded, allowing Goku and the others to move onto the next stage.</desc>
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    <title>Who is the World's Greatest?! A Battle Royal Deciding Match!! - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As Babidi fears the power of the Saiyans, Dabura decides to face them himself, going inside a meditation chamber to raise his power before his battle. Meanwhile, back at the tournament, Goten and Trunks take a break from their Mighty Mask disguise to get some drinks, barely avoiding having their cover blown. With Goku and the other members still missing, Satan suggests that a battle royale be held between the remaining contestants; #18, "Mighty Mask", Killa, Jewel, and himself. As the match begins, Killa and Jewel are quickly dispatched by #18 and the Trunks/Goten combo, who proceed to ignore Satan and go after each other.</desc>
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    <title>The Fearsome Children!! #18's Great Struggle - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As the battle between #18 and "Mighty Mask" continues to escalate, #18 struggles to keep up with her opponent's unpredictable moves, but manages to land a critical hit against the pair, knocking them into the center of the stage. Goten and Trunks decide to switch places with Goten now on top, pushing #18 to the point where she starts using energy blasts against them, but she manages to hit back with support from her child. The pair decide to go Super Saiyan and launch a powerful blast at #18, but she manages to dodge it and reveal their true identity, resulting in the pair becoming disqualified, leaving #18 and Satan as the only remaining fighters. As Goten and Trunks come across Videl upon her return, Dabura emerges from his meditation chamber, ready to face off against Gohan.</desc>
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    <title>The Star Performer Takes the Stage! Take Down the Demon King!! - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Noticing his complete lack of fighting skill, #18 makes a deal with Satan to let him win the match and maintain his dignity in exchange for twice the price money. Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks, having heard about the current situation from Videl, become interested and head towards the action. Back at the spaceship, Dabura appears before Gohan, deciding to give him a handicap by choosing an arena similar to Earth's environment. As the fight gets underway, both Gohan and Dabura bring out their full power against each other. Despite being hit by some of Dabura's powerful attacks, Gohan refuses to lose against him.</desc>
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    <title>An Evil Heart Revived: The Prince of Destruction, Vegeta! - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As the battle between Gohan and Dabura continues, Vegeta's impatience to settle things with Goku catches the attention of Dabura, who decides to abandon the fight and report to Babidi. Learning that Vegeta still retains a lot of evil in his heart, Babidi uses his magic to target Vegeta's mind and sway him over to his side. To make matters worse, Babidi transports everyone to the tournament grounds, where Vegeta, still focused on his desire to defeat Goku, prepares to face off against him even with innocent bystanders watching.</desc>
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    <title>I'm the Strongest! The Clash: Goku vs Vegeta - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Vegeta begins his attack on Goku, killing several innocent people in the crowd without any remorse. Realising Vegeta had fallen under Babidi's spell on purpose purely for the sake of his grudge, Goku is left with no choice but to fight against him, despite Supreme Kai's attempt to stop him, and has Babidi warp them to somewhere they can fight alone. As Supreme Kai and Gohan decide to go on ahead and leave the two Saiyans to their fight, Babidi attempts to command Vegeta to kill them, but his pride defies even his master's demands.</desc>
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    <title>The Countdown to Revival, Crush Babidi's Ambitions! - S02E17</title>
    <desc>While Goku and Vegeta's fight gets underway, building energy for Majin Buu each time Goku takes damage, Gohan and Supreme Kai arrive at Majin Buu's egg, where they are confronted by Babidi and Dabura. Before the fight between them can begin, Majin Buu's egg reaches full power as a result of Goku and Vegeta's battle.</desc>
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    <title>The Seal Is Broken!? Gohan's Last-Ditch Kame Hame Ha - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Goku and Vegeta's fight continues to escalate, with Vegeta revealing he chose to go under Babidi's control in order to gain the strength to face against Goku, feeling he needed to get rid of his gentle side. Meanwhile, as the seal containing Majin Buu starts to be break, Gohan attempts to stop him reaching full power by shooting multiple Kamehameha Waves at the egg. The egg splits apart with seemingly nothing more than pink smoke coming out of it, leading Supreme Kai to presume Majin Buu had been destroyed. However, Gohan senses a powerful energy from the smoke, which forms together to make Majin Buu, who appears to be nothing more than a mere child.</desc>
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    <title>A Straight Line to Despair!? Terror of Majin Buu - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Everyone seems to be bewildered by Buu's childlike behavior, curious as to whether his rebirth was actually unsuccessful. However, Buu soon shows off his frightening strength when he effortlessly beats Dabura, the rise in his power level even catching the attention of the other Saiyans. Although Goku tries to convince Vegeta to postpone the fight in order to stop Buu, Vegeta knocks out Goku when he drops his guard, taking a senzu bean and setting off to fight Buu himself. Gohan and Supreme Kai attempt to flee from Buu, but he easily catches up to them, proving himself immune to Supreme Kai's attacks.</desc>
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    <title>Turn Into Sweets! The Hungry Majin's Weird Power - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Buu completely overwhelms Supreme Kai and Gohan, with Supreme Kai using the last of his strength to make sure Gohan survives Buu's attack. Before Buu can finish Supreme Kai, he is attacked by Dabura, who believes he cannot be made to obey anyone. Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks arrive nearby, inadvertently breaking the petrified Piccolo. Unfazed by Dabura's attacks, Buu uses his unique ability to turn Dabura into a cookie and eats him, undoing the petrification on Krillin and Piccolo, the latter of whom survived being broken thanks to his regenerative abilities. Before Buu can do the same to Supreme Kai, Vegeta arrives on the scene.</desc>
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    <title>I'll Take Care of the Majin, Vegeta's Final Desperate Battle - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Vegeta, willing to put his life on the line, begins his assault on Buu, managing to blast a hole through him. However, Buu manages to regenerate himself and builds up his anger to create a giant explosion, dealing heavy damage to Vegeta.</desc>
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    <title>For Those Whom He Loves... The Last Moment of the Proud Warrior - S02E22</title>
    <desc>As Vegeta is ensnared by Buu, Trunks and Goten can no longer stand by, and rush to the scene to rescue him, while Piccolo attacks the defenseless Babidi and rips him to pieces. Feeling he cannot defeat Buu with conventional means, Vegeta says his farewells to Trunks before knocking both children out, instructing Piccolo to take them far away. Once everyone is clear from the scene, Vegeta uses his last resort, overloading his Super Saiyan for and sacrificing himself in a massive self-destructive explosion in order to obliterate Buu.</desc>
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    <title>The Nightmare Returns, The Immortal Monster, Majin Buu - S02E23</title>
    <desc>As Bulma and the others from the stadium follow Videl's directions in pursuit of Goten and Trunks, they are hit by the shockwave from Vegeta's attack and almost crash, but are saved by #18. Piccolo leaves Goten and Trunks with Krillin, telling him to inform the others that Vegeta and possibly Gohan have been killed, before he investigates the site of Vegeta's sacrificial attack, finding various charred fragments of Buu, along with Babidi, who narrowly survived the explosion. However, Piccolo is shocked to witness Buu's fragments suddenly come to life and reassemble to bring Buu back to his normal form. As Buu uses his power to heal Babidi, who vows to make the planet suffer, Piccolo decides to take Goten and Trunks up to Kami's tower. Elsewhere, Goku regains conciousness and tries to determine the situation, while a weakened Supreme Kai searches for Gohan, whose fate is still unknown.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Plan to Defeat Buu, Its Name is Fusion - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Bulma's group goes to seek out the Dragon Balls so they can revive all the spectators that Vegeta killed, coming up against a large dragon whilst trying to get the last one. Meanwhile, as Piccolo and Krillin as they leave Goten and Trunks in the care of Dende and Mr. Popo, they are soon joined by Goku, who learns about the situation. Goku states he isn't strong enough to defeat Buu, but mentions having learned a technique known as Fusion, in which two similarly built fighters can merge together to become a single powerful fighter. Though he had originally planned to do this himself with either Gohan or Vegeta, Goku realises from Mr. Popo that he can instead teach this technique to Goten and Trunks, due to their similar size.</desc>
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    <title>A Faint Ray of Hope Has Appeared! Awaken, Warriors!! - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Using the Dragon Balls, Bulma summons out Shenron, using one of its wishes to bring back everyone who had been killed that day. As using all three wishes would mean they would have to wait another year before they can use the Dragon Balls again, Goku warps over to Bulma's group and convinces Shenron to postpone the other two wishes, shortening that time to four months. Kibito, who was revived by the wish, manages to find Supreme Kai and heal his injuries, and together they manage to find Gohan and decide to bring him to the world of the Kais. Meanwhile, Goku warps Bulma and the others to Kami's Palace, where he informs them of the grim situation concerning Gohan and Vegeta, before Babidi announces his message to the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817031712 +0000" stop="20260817034014 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Find the Nuisance, Babidi's Revenge Plan Begins!! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Speaking to the people of Earth, Babidi threatens far-reaching destruction unless Piccolo, Goten, and Trunks reveal themselves. Despite this, Goku endeavours to teach Fusion to the boys. Meanwhile, Gohan is taken to the sacred domain of the Supreme Kais, and returned to fitness by Kibito, but can he draw the Z-Sword from its resting place?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040316 +0000" stop="20260817042618 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye-Bye Everyone!! Son Goku Returns to the Other World - S02E31</title>
    <desc>Goten and Trunks are bored of fusion training and ask Goku to show them Super Saiyan 3. However, doing this causes him to use up what was left of his little time on Earth. Now he must say goodbye, once more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042618 +0000" stop="20260817044920 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Found You, Gohan! Harsh Training in the Realm of the Kais! - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Gohan begins training with the Kai’s. Majin Buu runs rampant. Just when Gohan gets a handle on the sword…it breaks?!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817044920 +0000" stop="20260817051223 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Will Defeat the Majin? The Strongest Man Sets Out!! - S02E34</title>
    <desc>An overly confident fused Gotenks, searches for Buu, however he is unsuccessful. Mr. Satan approaches Buu?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817051223 +0000" stop="20260817053525 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Power-Up Continues!? Perfected! Super Gotenks! - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Old Kai helps Gohan to unlock his inner strength, Goten and Trunks successfully fuse in Super Saiyan form. Majin Buu inadvertently  befriends a puppy after healing its injured leg.</desc>
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    <title>Buu Eats Buu - A New Majin Attacks! - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Born from within, Buu is separated into good and evil. Evil Buu defeats and eats Good Buu, from which Super Buu is born! He goes off in search of Gotenks, who still isn’t ready. Can Piccolo stall?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817055827 +0000" stop="20260817062129 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Straight to the Catastrophe! The Deadline is in 1 Hour!! - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Super Buu unleashes an attack on the Earth, but is managed to get stalled for another hour. Gohan grows impatient with Old Kai.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817062129 +0000" stop="20260817064431 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Training Completed! You're Finished Now, Majin Buu - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Piccolo barely manages to stall Super Buu, who is now on his way to challenge Goten and Trunks in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817064431 +0000" stop="20260817070733 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buu Eliminated With Ghosts! A Surefire Kamikaze Attack!! - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Gotenks immediately shows off new moves against Super Buu. While mostly ineffective, Gotenks eventually uses the Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack that destroys Super Buu! Or does it…?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817070733 +0000" stop="20260817073036 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reserved Transformation of Gotenks! Super Gotenks 3!! - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Piccolo destroys the entrance to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, trapping himself, Goten, Trunks, and Super Buu inside…forever! Super Buu lets off a dimension ripping scream! Gotenks shows off Super Saiyan 3!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817073036 +0000" stop="20260817075343 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In High Spirits! Buu-Buu Volleyball! - S02E42</title>
    <desc>Gotenks and Piccolo manage to escape the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and challenge Super Buu. A back-and-forth battle continues!</desc>
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    <title>You Kept Everyone Waiting! A Reborn Gohan Returns to Earth! - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Gotenks fusion time is nearly up and his power is waning. As Super Buu moves in, a newly powered up Gohan arrives.</desc>
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    <title>Buu's Trick - Gotenks is Absorbed?! - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Playing on Gohan’s over-confidence, Super Buu challenges Gotenks and uses the ploy to absorb Gotenks and Piccolo. Super Buu gains the advantage over Gohan.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Kaiōshin's Bright Idea! Son Goku is Revived!! - S02E46</title>
    <desc>With Gohan struggling, the Other World makes strides towards sending Goku and Vegeta back to Earth. Old Kai gives up his life, for Goku.</desc>
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    <title>Invincible! Ultimate Warrior Vegito! - S02E48</title>
    <desc>A reluctant Vegeta and Goku fuse, and a new super fighter is born! Vegito! Instantly holding the upper hand, Super Buu makes a desperate move – entering Vegito’s body and attempting to control him from within.</desc>
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    <title>Emergency Escape from Inside the Body! Buu's Reverse-Transformation is the Worst!! - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Instead of weakening after the loss of those he absorbed, Original (Kid) Buu is powered up and stronger than ever!</desc>
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    <title>Earth Disappears!! The Original Buu's Single Cruel Blast!! - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Old Kai explains Majin Buu’s origins. The new Kid Buu decides to try his powers out…on the entire Earth!</desc>
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    <title>Final Decisive Battle! A Conclusion in the Realm of the Kais!! - S02E53</title>
    <desc>Kid Buu follows the fighters to the world of the Kai’s. He begins his destruction by attacking Grand Kai’s planet. Kid Buu located Goku and Vegeta, who plays rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first. Goku is up</desc>
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    <title>Prologue to Battle! The Return of Goku - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Long ago, Bardock, a Saiyan warrior died in an attempt to stop Freeza, a galactic tyrant who ruled over the vast reaches of space. But before Freeza destroys Bardock's home planet, one space pod seems to have escaped only moments beforehand. Kakarrot, Bardock's son, had escaped the planet's explosion and was sent to Earth to follow through with Freeza's orders of conquering it. Upon crash landing on Earth, however, Kakarrot is found by an elderly man, Son Gohan, who raises him as his own, naming him Son Goku. Years pass and Goku ends up serving as Earth's greatest protector, completely unaware of his Saiyan heritage. But it seems that Goku is not the only survivor of his home planet, as another Saiyan has reached Earth to remind him of his true purpose.</desc>
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    <title>The Enemy is Goku's Brother?! The Secret of the Mighty Saiyan Warriors - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A stranger claiming to be Goku's older brother has kidnapped Gohan. Unable to defeat him alone, Goku is forced to team up with his enemy, Piccolo, in an attempt to rescue his son.</desc>
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    <title>Run in the Afterlife, Goku! The One Million Mile Snake Way - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With the battle against Raditz finally over, the Earth's fighters begin to train for the greater Saiyan threat to arrive within the following year.</desc>
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    <title>Wilderness Survival! The Moon Awakens Gohan - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As the year of training in preparation for the Saiyans begins, Piccolo is having more trouble than he anticipated as Gohan transforms into his Oozaru  state on the full moon.</desc>
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    <title>The End of Snake Way! King Kai's Bizarre Test - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While Gohan begins to better survive in the wilderness in his training for the Saiyans, Goku finally reaches the end of Serpentine Road to meet Kaio--a rather peculiar master.</desc>
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    <title>Wait Chaozu! Screams of Tenshinhan's Kikoho - S01E10</title>
    <desc>With Kuririn having defeated the Saibaimen, the Earth's heroes are now up against Nappa. But with another Saiyan waiting on the sidelines, will the remaining fighters be able to hold their own until Goku arrives?</desc>
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    <title>Will Son Goku Make It?! The Battle Resumes in 3 Hours - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Goku has finally reached the start of the Serpentine Road and continues his way towards the battle field. But will he be able to reach his comrades in time within Vegeta's three hours of allotted time?</desc>
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    <title>Piccolo Lets His Tears Flow... Furious Counterattack of Son Goku! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Goku has finally reached the battle grounds, ready to fight Nappa in revenge for his fallen comrades.</desc>
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    <title>This is the Kaioken!! A Battle to the Limit: Goku vs Vegeta - S01E13</title>
    <desc>It's Saiyan Peasant versus Saiyan Elite as Goku and Vegeta engage in battle.</desc>
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    <title>Kamehameha Clash! Tenacious Great Transformation of Vegeta - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The battle against Vegeta continues as the two Saiyajin give their all in a beam struggle.</desc>
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    <title>Goku in Absolute Peril! Entrust Your Wishes to the Genki Dama - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gohan and Kuririn arrive to the battlefield to help out the already worn out Goku. But with Vegeta having transformed into the mighty Oozaru, will their help be enough?</desc>
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    <title>The Invincible Vegeta Defeated! Son Gohan Summons a Miracle - S01E16</title>
    <desc>With our heroes in worse shape than ever, it seems that Vegeta will have his victory over the Earth. However, with Vegeta's artificial moon still active, there may be one last chance for a miracle.</desc>
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    <title>A Hard-Fought Dawn... The Star of Hope is Piccolo's Home - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Goku begs Krillin to spare Vegeta's life, allowing Vegeta to escape Earth.  Bulma, Roshi then come on the scene to find Goku, Gohan, Yajirobe, and Krillin.  Mourning the loss of their other friends, Krillin explains that the warriors may find Dragon Balls on Piccolo's home planet, Namek.  With help from Kai-o, Goku and friends decide to go to Namek to find the Dragon Balls so they can wish their friends back to life.</desc>
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    <title>The Spaceship that Sleeps in Yunzabit! Blast Off For Planet Namek - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Goku, Krillin, and Gohan are in the hospital recovering from the battle with Vegeta. Their friends and family come visit. When the television is turned on, they see a report about Nappa's Space-Pod. Bulma, thinking she's pressed the button that will have it fly towards them, instead self-destructs the pod. Before everyone gives up hope, Mr. Popo arrives, and tells them that he knows of another spaceship. It's the Namekian ship that Kami used to come to earth when he was a boy. Bulma reluctantly agrees to inspect it up in Yunzabit Heights with him. They realize the craft is voice-activated in the native Namekian language. Bulma converts the language to english in a few weeks with Gohan and Krillin deciding to accompany her on her journey to planet Namek in search for the Dragon Balls.</desc>
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    <title>A new strong enemy! Emperor of the Universe, Freeza - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While on their journey to Namek, Gohan and Krillin practice image training. Meanwhile, Vegeta has landed on Planet Frieza No. 79, and after being revived, heads to Namek to collect the Dragon Balls once Kui tells him Lord Frieza is currently there. After 30 days aboard Kami's old space-vessel, Bulma, Krillin, and Gohan arrive on Namek. Bulma uses her scouter and notices that four of the seven dragon balls are together already. Gohan senses evil ki, but Bulma reassures them that the Namekians probably are the ones who have them. They notice Vegeta's spacepod fly overhead and land in the distance, along with a second spacepod shortly after. Vegeta isn't too thrilled to find out Zarbon and Dodoria are also accompanying Frieza.</desc>
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    <title>Rebellion Against Freeza! Vegeta, Burning With Ambition - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Freiza continues to collect the Namekian dragon balls, while Vegeta deals Kui.  Meanwhile, Krillian and Gohan battle more of Freiza's goons, but not before they destroy the spaceship they used to reach the planet.</desc>
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    <title>Protect the Dragonballs! The Namekian Offensive - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Goku arrives at Capsule Corp. where Dr Briefs has prepared a spaceship for him to travel to Namek in six days, as well as train. Goku begins to train at 20G as he takes off for Namek. Meanwhile, the Namekians begin to fight back against Frieza's men, however Zarbon proves too powerful. Discovering that their people are being located via their scouters, the Namekians destroy the scouters. Dodoria filled with rage, rushes into the fray to make the locales regret the day they ever crossed Frieza.</desc>
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    <title>The Terrifying Dodoria's Pursuit! The Truth is Revealed to Vegeta - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Krillin and Gohan save a young Namekian boy from Dodoria's attack. The three fly away and manage to hide from the pursuing Dodoria, who is soon after attacked by Vegeta. The two fight briefly. Dodoria begs for his life, offering to tell Vegeta the true story of his home planet's destruction. Vegeta releases Dodoria from his grip, and Dodoria reveals that it was Frieza who destroyed Planet Vegeta out of fear for the Saiyan race's potential. Vegeta is furious at being lied to and being used by Frieza, and kills a fleeing Dodoria.</desc>
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    <title>Vegeta's Secret Plan! Tragic Attack Upon the Namekians - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Having escaped Freeza's spaceship, Vegeta terrorizes a Namekian village for their dragon ball.</desc>
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    <title>Resurrected Friends! Beautiful Warrior Zarbon's Evil Transformation - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While training on his way to Namek, Goku receives news of a certain group of warriors having reached Kaio's planet for training of their own. Also, Vegeta clashes with Zarbon, a powerful henchman of Freeza who can increase his strength at the cost of his beauty.</desc>
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    <title>Kuririn Powers Up! The Squirming Freeza's Premonition - S01E25</title>
    <desc>As the dragon ball hunt on Namek continues, Dende takes Kuririn to the Saichoro, the father of every other Namekian on the planet. Elsewhere, the defeated Vegeta is taken into Freeza's spaceship.</desc>
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    <title>Too Much Sex - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Marcus overwhelms Angela when his sex drive rivals that of his college days. Meanwhile at C-Sports Joseph, Todd and Richard search for missing fertility pills for Leslie's dog, Fifi.</desc>
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    <title>What About Kids? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Angela and Marcus receive notification that Marcus is behind on child support of an unknown child.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Call It MECH-X4! (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mech-X4 battles a new monster, Leviaworm.</desc>
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    <title>Let‘s Get Some Air! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When an ooze-infected Harris starts turning into a monster, the team goes on a mission to find a cure.</desc>
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    <title>Let‘s Open the Monster Heart! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ryan uses his "technopathic" powers to access a powerful laser for the team to use and crack open the captive monster’s heart.</desc>
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    <title>Let‘s Be Idiots! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Harris convinces Ryan to join a skate competition, meanwhile, an upgraded flying Jaguasaur is deployed to lure the team and MECH-X4 into action.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193125 +0000" stop="20260816195224 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Survive in the Woods! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Principal Grey sets a trap for Ryan, Harris and Spyder while they’re on a camping trip, which leaves MECH-X4 and Mark in danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816195224 +0000" stop="20260816201354 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let’s Get Our Robot Back! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the team must rescue Mark and reclaim their robot before it's destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>Let’s Get the Big Bad! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the guys reluctantly join forces with an enemy to try and defeat a greater threat.</desc>
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    <title>Let’s Deal With Our Stuff! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ryan's inner turmoil over a shocking personal revelation causes his power to short circuit, endangering the city.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Get Some Answers! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The team follows clues to Leo's last known location and find themselves facing unexpected threats from a prototype version of Mech-X4.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816211643 +0000" stop="20260816213843 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Go Clubbing! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>As Harris' experiment at the science fair goes haywire with potentially explosive consequences, the school's MECH-X4 fan club threatens to uncover Ryan's secret identity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816213843 +0000" stop="20260816220027 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Get Leo! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>On the robot's first ever deep-sea mission, Ryan and the team discover the terrifying truth behind the monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220027 +0000" stop="20260816222256 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Dig Deep! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With help from his team and a dangerous new technology, Ryan goes on a mission into the mind of his enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222256 +0000" stop="20260816224327 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Destroy Some Ooze! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The MECH-X4 team sets out to stop the villain's final plan before it can start.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816224327 +0000" stop="20260816230506 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's End This! (1) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Now considered a danger, the guys and MECH-X4 must dodge authorities while trying to fight a monster unlike any other before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060644 +0000" stop="20260817065141 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Monster Inside - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A super-charged Mech-X4 races around the world to defeat Traeger's beasts; Ryan must make one of his toughest decisions yet: save his friend or save the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065141 +0000" stop="20260817073513 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Call It MECH-X4! (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ryan Walker, a freshman at Bay City High, has technopathy – the extraordinary ability to control technology with his mind. His talent mysteriously awakens the giant robot, MECH-X4.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817073513 +0000" stop="20260817075642 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Call It MECH-X4! (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mech-X4 battles a new monster, Leviaworm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075642 +0000" stop="20260817081812 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Get Some Air! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When an ooze-infected Harris starts turning into a monster, the team goes on a mission to find a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081812 +0000" stop="20260817083956 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Open the Monster Heart! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ryan uses his "technopathic" powers to access a powerful laser for the team to use and crack open the captive monster’s heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083956 +0000" stop="20260817090123 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Be Idiots! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Harris convinces Ryan to join a skate competition, meanwhile, an upgraded flying Jaguasaur is deployed to lure the team and MECH-X4 into action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090123 +0000" stop="20260817092223 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Survive in the Woods! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Principal Grey sets a trap for Ryan, Harris and Spyder while they’re on a camping trip, which leaves MECH-X4 and Mark in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092223 +0000" stop="20260817094353 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let’s Get Our Robot Back! - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the team must rescue Mark and reclaim their robot before it's destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094353 +0000" stop="20260817100538 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let’s Get the Big Bad! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the guys reluctantly join forces with an enemy to try and defeat a greater threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100538 +0000" stop="20260817102603 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let’s Deal With Our Stuff! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ryan's inner turmoil over a shocking personal revelation causes his power to short circuit, endangering the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817102603 +0000" stop="20260817104642 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Get Some Answers! - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The team follows clues to Leo's last known location and find themselves facing unexpected threats from a prototype version of Mech-X4.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104642 +0000" stop="20260817110841 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Go Clubbing! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>As Harris' experiment at the science fair goes haywire with potentially explosive consequences, the school's MECH-X4 fan club threatens to uncover Ryan's secret identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817110841 +0000" stop="20260817113026 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Get Leo! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>On the robot's first ever deep-sea mission, Ryan and the team discover the terrifying truth behind the monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113026 +0000" stop="20260817115255 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Dig Deep! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With help from his team and a dangerous new technology, Ryan goes on a mission into the mind of his enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115255 +0000" stop="20260817121326 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Destroy Some Ooze! - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The MECH-X4 team sets out to stop the villain's final plan before it can start.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121326 +0000" stop="20260817123505 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's End This! (1) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Now considered a danger, the guys and MECH-X4 must dodge authorities while trying to fight a monster unlike any other before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817193642 +0000" stop="20260817202140 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Versus The Monster Inside - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A super-charged Mech-X4 races around the world to defeat Traeger's beasts; Ryan must make one of his toughest decisions yet: save his friend or save the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181117 +0000" stop="20260817190004 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of Darkness - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Crockett and Tubbs are skeptical of rumors that an undercover FBI agent has betrayed an operation. Switek and Zito setup a burglary sting operation.</desc>
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    <title>Cool Runnin' - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Crockett and Tubbs must enlist the help of an unreliable petty thief to bust a drug operation run by a trio of homicidal Jamaicans.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Calderone's Return (1) - The Hit List - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tubbs works to save Crockett and his family from falling victim to an Argentinean assassin hired by Calderon.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>hard to believe, but still because of slavery - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Joya promotes her book, friction between her and Kenya comes to a head when both sides start feeling like their marriage is more of a competition.</desc>
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    <title>i know this is going to sound crazy... but this, too, is because of slavery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A lavish, peaceful family trip takes a turn when the kids attempt to venture outside their comfort zones and a work event puts Kenya and Joya at odds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192218 +0000" stop="20260816195838 +0000" channel="C346.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>i know you may not get this, but the reason we deserve a vacation is... because of slavery - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As Joya takes time to focus on herself before her event, Drea tries to bond with Chloe, Pops handles an incident, and Kenya switches up his behaviour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181751 +0000" stop="20260816183910 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Old Bike Yarn - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Caroline takes an abandoned bicycle in order to start a delivery service for their cupcake business, but discovers that Max never learned how to ride one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183910 +0000" stop="20260816190049 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Brand Job - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline's partnership - and friendship - is almost torn apart when Caroline drags Max to a seminar to help brand their cupcake business.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190049 +0000" stop="20260816192237 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Model Apartment - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline put their apartment up for rent on AirBnb, claiming it offers an authentic “Williamsburg experience,” a group of supermodels decide it would be a fun place for a girls’ weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192237 +0000" stop="20260816194425 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And a Loan for Christmas - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get a bank loan so they can mass-produce their cupcake T-shirts to sell at high-end boutiques. Also, the diner gang poses in Chestnut’s barn as part of a holiday decorating contest Sophie entered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181613 +0000" stop="20260816184002 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184002 +0000" stop="20260816190325 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190325 +0000" stop="20260816192716 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192716 +0000" stop="20260816195049 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180820 +0000" stop="20260816183019 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2) - S06E20</title>
    <desc>As a result of the manner in which Dick settled his dispute with Liam, the group is ordered home. Of course, there are always loose ends to tie up before a long space trip. Dick wants Mary to accompany them, and Sally decides to instill confidence in Don. They organize a farewell party, and Harry and Tommy decide to charge everything and not worry about being around to pay the bill. They even hire Elvis Costello to sing "Fly Me to the Moon."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183019 +0000" stop="20260816185216 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brains and Eggs - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he's feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185216 +0000" stop="20260816191414 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Post Nasal Dick - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy's "make-out session" has an unintended consequence: he catches a bug and the crew gets its first taste of human illness. Martha Stewart has a cameo curing Harry with her apple cobbler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191414 +0000" stop="20260816193612 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's First Birthday - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dick confronts the harsh realities of middle age when he's introduced to the earthly concept of birthdays - and it dawns on him that he's getting old.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193612 +0000" stop="20260816195810 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sally's exploration of the life style of a young adult woman proceeds: Dick assigns her to go out on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182126 +0000" stop="20260816184728 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184728 +0000" stop="20260816191904 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191904 +0000" stop="20260816194328 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182939 +0000" stop="20260816191218 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate helps Jack to locate and identify Syed Ali.

Palmer places Stanton under arrest, but he won't break.  Palmer realizes he must go to extremes to make Stanton talk.

Kim hits her low point of the day when she encounters a cougar in the woods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191218 +0000" stop="20260816195448 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jack engages in a brutal contest of wills with Syed Ali.

George questions Bob Warner to learn more about Marie's motivations for helping the terrorists.

Kim is rescued by a mysterious hunter who offers her asylum.

Lynne receives a dire warning from Sherry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181830 +0000" stop="20260816184916 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184916 +0000" stop="20260816192753 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181505 +0000" stop="20260816183628 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Special - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Liz participates in a charity program to help underprivileged kids celebrate Christmas. Meanwhile, Jack takes his frustration out on the TGS staff when his plans for a dream holiday vacation away from his overbearing mother are crushed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183628 +0000" stop="20260816185746 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Señor Macho Solo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jenna is concerned that Liz's attraction to a new guy has to do with her longing to have a child. Jack hits it off with his mother's nurse and Jenna auditions for the title role in a Janis Joplin biopic. Meanwhile, Jack helps Tracy arrange for a "post-nup" with Angie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185746 +0000" stop="20260816191900 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flu Shot - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Liz fights for the staff's rights to flu shots from Dr. Spaceman. Meanwhile, Elisa is working seven days a week, so Jack must be creative about finding ways to spend time with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191900 +0000" stop="20260816194017 +0000" channel="C355.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Retreat to Move Forward - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Nervous about the corporate retreat, Jack recruits Liz to accompany him for support. Jenna decides to take up method acting to prepare for her Janis Joplin role. Kenneth must convince Tracy that diabetes is affected by his diet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180855 +0000" stop="20260816182059 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lampo proclaims himself cook for a day and decides to prepare Granny Pina's noodles to give a boost of energy to his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182059 +0000" stop="20260816183302 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183302 +0000" stop="20260816184505 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry, the neighbour's little dog, is staying at Granny Pina's house for a couple of days. It looks like a nightmare for the Buffycats, but Terry is really friendly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184505 +0000" stop="20260816185708 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185708 +0000" stop="20260816190912 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Lampo is terrified by illness, and even more by Fisby, the doctor cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190912 +0000" stop="20260816192115 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192115 +0000" stop="20260816193318 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193318 +0000" stop="20260816194522 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Chock feels like quitting the circus when his brother Milky gets all the attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194522 +0000" stop="20260816195725 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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  <programme start="20260816182637 +0000" stop="20260816190833 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cover Blown - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A participant is removed from the program after it is learned that she intentionally broke her cover with an inmate. Stephanie fears that Gabrielle will not keep Angele's secret; and Alan tries to buy meth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190833 +0000" stop="20260816195533 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Them Out - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Colonel Adger must work against the clock to safely remove all the participants from the Fulton County Jail</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183949 +0000" stop="20260816192540 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182114 +0000" stop="20260816190706 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Bites - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Orcas possess awesome speed, power and intelligence, but the rattlesnake, black widow spider and even the mosquito challenge them in dangerousness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190706 +0000" stop="20260816195259 +0000" channel="C360.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Despite dwindling numbers, the Humboldt squid's beak is deadly, but the Brazilian wandering spider's fangs and venom are ruthlessly efficient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180624 +0000" stop="20260816184853 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exit Wounds - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Kane’s attempt to prove himself useful tests Wonkru’s allegiance to Octavia. Madi faces an unexpected threat inside Wonkru, forcing Clarke to make an unlikely ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184853 +0000" stop="20260816193113 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acceptable Losses - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Bellamy make a startling discovery about Wonkru’s battle plans as Echo risks her friendship with Raven to complete her mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180904 +0000" stop="20260816183309 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far From the Tree - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra is very upset when she learns that her mother is coming to visit. She feels as though her mother doesn't love her because she is so different from her ""normal"" siblings and family members. Sandra changes her appearance to look ""dull"" because she thinks that is what her mother willl approve of.
That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183309 +0000" stop="20260816185714 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toyland - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mary and Lester go to a toy store to purchase toys for kids in the hospital. When they get there, the guy lets them in even though the sign on the door says closed. The Jenkins discover that he is attempting to rob the place.
Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185714 +0000" stop="20260816192120 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The IRS audits Mary and Lester. At a diner, Mary gets into an argument with a man whose views on women are old-fashioned and clash with Mary's views. She goes as far as to insult his mother.
When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192120 +0000" stop="20260816194524 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180905 +0000" stop="20260816185248 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash &amp; Learn - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue when a structure collapse at a “happiness convention” traps people under rubble. While on FaceTime with her mom, Athena’s father suffers a stroke and crashes through the wall of his house. Hen stretches herself too thin with test prep and her new responsibilities at the 118, while Maddie tries to help new recruit get his bearings at the call center.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185248 +0000" stop="20260816193710 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil You Know - S06E03</title>
    <desc>While in Florida caring for her ailing father, Athena and Bobby investigate the disappearance of her childhood friend from 45 years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182418 +0000" stop="20260816185030 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185030 +0000" stop="20260816191635 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191635 +0000" stop="20260816194245 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181621 +0000" stop="20260816184526 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184526 +0000" stop="20260816191510 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191510 +0000" stop="20260816194435 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184421 +0000" stop="20260816192607 +0000" channel="C370.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tinker Hatfield: Footwear Design - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tinker Hatfield's background in architecture and athletics sparked his game-changing shoe designs for Nike, including the iconic Air Jordan series.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181828 +0000" stop="20260816183806 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183806 +0000" stop="20260816185753 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185753 +0000" stop="20260816191739 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191739 +0000" stop="20260816193711 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193711 +0000" stop="20260816195653 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182133 +0000" stop="20260816184304 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelorette Party - S04E24</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's prim and proper bachelorette party disappoints Dana, Jim and Andy treat Dana to a rowdy night she'll never forget - but now will she make it to the wedding?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184304 +0000" stop="20260816190425 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geronimo Jim - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Dana think they have cause to worry when Dana's fianc - wants to race fast cars and Jim wants to take up skydiving.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190425 +0000" stop="20260816192552 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scrapbook - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Jim actually remembers his and Cheryl's anniversary - but Cheryl didn't! Improvising, she gives him the photo album that covers years worth of memories. They start reminiscing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192552 +0000" stop="20260816195400 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S04E27</title>
    <desc>On Dana's wedding day, Jim accidentally knocks the family's favorite reverend unconscious with the car door, so he has to scramble to find a replacement preacher at the last minute, on the Season Finale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181504 +0000" stop="20260816183708 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183708 +0000" stop="20260816185918 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185918 +0000" stop="20260816192124 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
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    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
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    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
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    <title>Log 034: Astro - S02E13</title>
    <desc>LAPD incorporates a helicopter unit into their patrols which helps Malloy and Reed track down armed criminals.</desc>
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    <title>Log 014: S.W.A.T. - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A rooftop sniper endangers the lives of people in a neighborhood, resulting in Malloy and Reed calling in the SWAT unit to secure the scene.</desc>
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    <title>Log 064: Bottom of the Bottle - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Alcohol related incidents and a suicide attempt keep Malloy and Reed busy on a Sunday afternoon.</desc>
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    <title>Log 054: Impersonation - S02E16</title>
    <desc>An investigator for the Rampart division is suspected of defrauding residents of their money. But is he really the guilty party, or is it a clever criminal who has assumed his identity?</desc>
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    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
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    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181012 +0000" stop="20260816183020 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192420 +0000" stop="20260816194453 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181118 +0000" stop="20260816182314 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricardio the Heart Guy - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a Heart Guy named Ricardio comes to Candy Kingdom, Finn gets really jealous and finds a way to get him out of the Land of Ooo.</desc>
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    <title>Business Time - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Finn and Jake discover a group of businessmen frozen in an iceberg, the duo thaws them and hires them to help with their adventures.</desc>
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    <title>My Two Favorite People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jake's plan to spend time with both Lady Rainicorn and Finn backfires.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184700 +0000" stop="20260816185854 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories of Boom Boom Mountain - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Finn reflects on an upsetting experience in his past and pledges to help everyone in town, but this proves more difficult than imagined.</desc>
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    <title>Wizard - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake temporarily get magic powers from an evil wizard, but are tricked into helping stop a comet.</desc>
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    <title>Evicted! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake search the land of Ooo for a new home after Marceline claims the duo's treehouse as her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192241 +0000" stop="20260816193434 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City of Thieves - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake go off to face a thief king who has been stealing from little girls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193434 +0000" stop="20260816194615 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch's Garden - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake consider breaking up after a witch strips Jake of his powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194615 +0000" stop="20260816195812 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What is Life? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a pie-throwing robot to life, but the machine begins to long for a more fulfilling existence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181753 +0000" stop="20260816184143 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184143 +0000" stop="20260816190530 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190530 +0000" stop="20260816192923 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192923 +0000" stop="20260816195316 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
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    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181639 +0000" stop="20260816182753 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182753 +0000" stop="20260816185045 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185045 +0000" stop="20260816191354 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191354 +0000" stop="20260816193702 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
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    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180309 +0000" stop="20260816182625 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182625 +0000" stop="20260816184851 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184851 +0000" stop="20260816193340 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181814 +0000" stop="20260816184415 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten for the Tigers - S10E06</title>
    <desc>A neighborhood youth club calling themselves the Tigers asks for Ozzie's help in fund raising for a secret project.</desc>
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    <title>Rick Grades a Test - S10E07</title>
    <desc>Rick is put in a position where he must grade his girlfriend's English exam.</desc>
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    <title>The Barking Dog - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is upset when a loud barking dog interrupts their peaceful fishing trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182105 +0000" stop="20260816184439 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184439 +0000" stop="20260816190813 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193147 +0000" stop="20260816195521 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180041 +0000" stop="20260816182645 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182645 +0000" stop="20260816185251 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185251 +0000" stop="20260816191856 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191856 +0000" stop="20260816194508 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Knight - S06E01</title>
    <desc>A gentlemen's society of armored knights holds many secrets (and holds jimmy and Lois captive, too).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182114 +0000" stop="20260816184649 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184649 +0000" stop="20260816191008 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191008 +0000" stop="20260816193414 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 4: The Mind - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Pilar, an actress with chemical sensitivities, lives apart from her husband. Jake and Bekah encounter skeptical doctors when they seek emergency care.</desc>
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    <title>Chapter 5: The Cost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jill, a therapist, takes up to 55 supplements a day. Star's two-week treatment costs $11,000. Pilar's husband gets a second job to cover their expenses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181739 +0000" stop="20260816190220 +0000" channel="C391.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood Oath - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Now on the throne, Njinga must grow her army and solidify her power. In need of resources, she makes sacrifices and strikes a deal with a former enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Legacy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high as Njinga negotiates with a European power to save her own as she moves to establish an independent kingdom and be recognized as queen.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A turn of events at the paper hits Sandy hard. Roxy and Pat share a meal, and Tony tries to support Matt's desire to get back out there.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tony interviews a local woman addicted to corrective surgery. Later, he holds back the snark in hopes of cheering up Kath.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The curtains go up on the community theater revue and things go about as well as can be expected. Tony receives devastating news.</desc>
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    <title>The Demon King - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Nobunaga overcomes some of his biggest challenges in his effort to reunite Japan. See how he combats an army of fierce rebels and a plot launched from deep within his inner circle aimed at ending his reign forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183827 +0000" stop="20260816193146 +0000" channel="C396.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight of the Tanks - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An insight into the end of a divided world between East and West, and the coming end of a century of tank warfare.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180235 +0000" stop="20260816182652 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182652 +0000" stop="20260816185002 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185002 +0000" stop="20260816191513 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191513 +0000" stop="20260816193943 +0000" channel="C397.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181259 +0000" stop="20260816182854 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182854 +0000" stop="20260816184458 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184458 +0000" stop="20260816190851 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190851 +0000" stop="20260816192534 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
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    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
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    <title>Code of Silence - S04E08</title>
    <desc>St. John and Locke uncover a military cover-up when they represent opposite sides at a court martial.</desc>
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    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (1) - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180400 +0000" stop="20260816182545 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182545 +0000" stop="20260816184737 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184737 +0000" stop="20260816190927 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190927 +0000" stop="20260816193212 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193212 +0000" stop="20260816195400 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182312 +0000" stop="20260816184733 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Play (2) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>To kiss or not to kiss? Katie's new life as a thespian has Alexa feeling a little left out. Jennifer accuses Lori of stealing her thunder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184733 +0000" stop="20260816191530 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Support Group - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Alexa's got such a great support system at the hospital that Katie isn't sure where she stands. Lori pours her anxieties into baking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191530 +0000" stop="20260816194327 +0000" channel="C407.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Luau - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The doctors order Alexa to stay home, but she can still come to school -- on an iPad. Jennifer works overtime to convince Jack her job is cool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180113 +0000" stop="20260816182504 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live and Let Die - S04E09</title>
    <desc>ALF's attitude toward cats changes after his first encounter with kittens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182504 +0000" stop="20260816184823 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break Up to Make Up - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Whizzer comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy at the Tanners.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184823 +0000" stop="20260816191113 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Together - S04E11</title>
    <desc>ALF, on the outs with the Tanners, is offered a place to stay by Neal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191113 +0000" stop="20260816193402 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fever - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Tanners pamper ALF after he catches his first Earth cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193402 +0000" stop="20260816195652 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's My Party - S04E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182319 +0000" stop="20260816184903 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E09 - The Money - S06E09</title>
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  <programme start="20260816184903 +0000" stop="20260816191437 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E11 - The Man with Two Faces - S06E11</title>
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  <programme start="20260816191437 +0000" stop="20260816194019 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E12 - The Baby-Blue Expression - S06E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260816180719 +0000" stop="20260816184937 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Lauren stages a stunning betrayal to steal classified materials from the CIA. Meanwhile, Vaughn comes face to face with his darkest demons in pursuit of his wife; Nadia must decide whether or not she can trust her father, Sloane, in the pursuit of Rambaldi's most priceless artifact; and Sydney receives a shattering revelation that will make her question everything - and everyone - she thought she could trust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184937 +0000" stop="20260816193256 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney quits the CIA and joins a Black Ops unit called "Authorized Personnel Only" alongside Dixon, Jack, Vaughn and... Sloane. Meanwhile, the truth Sydney found out in Wittenberg endangers her relationship with Jack, and eventually she reveals the awful truth to Vaughn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180253 +0000" stop="20260816184812 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184812 +0000" stop="20260816193517 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180546 +0000" stop="20260816182649 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrie Chickens Out - S05E15</title>
    <desc>During a visit, Carrie plans to help out at the diner and cook but a fed up Mel kicks her out and she goes to work for a competitor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182649 +0000" stop="20260816184830 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Macho, Macho Mel - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When, Mel recounts the story of the little old lady who mugged him, the old lady becomes four thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184830 +0000" stop="20260816191024 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Escape - S05E17</title>
    <desc>A trucker chooses Mel's Diner as the place to tell her amorous driving partner to hit the road.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191024 +0000" stop="20260816193215 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Strikes Up the Band - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alice thinks she has found her main chance when she lands a gig singing at a big banquet with a 1940's theme and an influential audience of restaurant owners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193215 +0000" stop="20260816195408 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Kissing the Great Chef of Phoenix? - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mel suddenly takes a romantic interest in Vera, who doesn't realize it's just a ploy to make his girlfriend, Marie, jealous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181448 +0000" stop="20260816190028 +0000" channel="C415.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Janus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ants, scorpions and fireflies provide clues for biologists to conjecture about life on exoplanet Janus, including highly adaptable pentapods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190028 +0000" stop="20260816194207 +0000" channel="C415.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eden - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Twin stars create an oxygen-rich atmosphere on Eden, where a teeming biosphere may parallel seasonal cycles of predation and reproduction o Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180245 +0000" stop="20260816182651 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow the Leaker - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Justine and Joey clash over Veronica’s love life while Wes and Daevon team up for a special project. Skyler hosts an elaborate sleepover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182651 +0000" stop="20260816185213 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pranksta's Paradise - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Wes strikes up a new romance, Skyler seeks sisterly revenge. Joey and Justine help Malik with a baby-sitting debacle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185213 +0000" stop="20260816191529 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Diggity - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An icy blizzard brings the kids together, Joey prepares for a new kind of gig, and Justine unpacks a family mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191529 +0000" stop="20260816194211 +0000" channel="C416.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sip Stop Hooray - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While Joey settles into a new domestic routine, Justine kick-starts her career with a wildly innovative debut product.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183725 +0000" stop="20260816191948 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hate It or Love It - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Hustling to manage the fallout after some shocking news, Spencer reaches out to Billy for help while Jordan contemplates where his priorities are. Olivia feels conflicted about how to balance feelings about work and family. Layla helps Patience with a professional crisis after hitting a major social media landmark. Meanwhile, Coop’s first day of auditing law classes doesn’t go as she thought it would.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181643 +0000" stop="20260816185857 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185857 +0000" stop="20260816194119 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181526 +0000" stop="20260816183857 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183857 +0000" stop="20260816190229 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190229 +0000" stop="20260816192601 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192601 +0000" stop="20260816194932 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181406 +0000" stop="20260816183740 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183740 +0000" stop="20260816190114 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190114 +0000" stop="20260816192448 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192448 +0000" stop="20260816194822 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182031 +0000" stop="20260816184302 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lionel the Live-In - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Lionel has a fight with his parents and moves into the Bunkers' house for a night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184302 +0000" stop="20260816190534 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Archie's Helping Hand - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Irene Lorenzo lands a job alongside Archie on the loading dock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190534 +0000" stop="20260816192804 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gloria's Shock - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Gloria is shocked when Mike announces that he doesn't plan on having children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192804 +0000" stop="20260816195038 +0000" channel="C421.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Archie? - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Archie goes missing on his way to a convention in Buffalo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181203 +0000" stop="20260816183624 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dru Hill - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Cake   Ishboo House Call   Island Girls: Didi   Mavis &amp; Clavis: Substitute Teachers   Pierre introduces Musical Guest: Dru Hill ("Tell Me")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183624 +0000" stop="20260816190045 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyra Banks / Blackstreet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin's Prank   Good Burger: Fantasy Ed   Ask Ashley   Class Cowboy   Peter &amp; Flem    Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Blackstreet ("No Diggity")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190045 +0000" stop="20260816191949 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tribe Called Quest - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Kel's going Sumo   Ishboo Psychiatrist   Island Girls vs. Natives   Lemonade Scammer &amp; Co.   Island Girls Introduce Musical Guest: A Tribe Called Quest ("Stressed Out")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191949 +0000" stop="20260816194410 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>702 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Josh Swaynesboro of Fontcastle   Meet the Maroons   Good Burger: Good Party   Bradley The Big Ol' Baby   Peter &amp; Flem Introduce Musical Guest: 702 ("Stee-Lo")</desc>
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    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185757 +0000" stop="20260816191830 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180222 +0000" stop="20260816180528 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180528 +0000" stop="20260816180833 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180833 +0000" stop="20260816181138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181138 +0000" stop="20260816181643 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181643 +0000" stop="20260816182149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182149 +0000" stop="20260816182655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182655 +0000" stop="20260816183201 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183201 +0000" stop="20260816183706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183706 +0000" stop="20260816184212 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184212 +0000" stop="20260816184717 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184717 +0000" stop="20260816185222 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185222 +0000" stop="20260816185728 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185728 +0000" stop="20260816190232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190232 +0000" stop="20260816190738 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190738 +0000" stop="20260816191243 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191243 +0000" stop="20260816191748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191748 +0000" stop="20260816192253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192253 +0000" stop="20260816192759 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192759 +0000" stop="20260816193304 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193304 +0000" stop="20260816193809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193809 +0000" stop="20260816194314 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194314 +0000" stop="20260816194819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194819 +0000" stop="20260816195324 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195324 +0000" stop="20260816195829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182555 +0000" stop="20260816191828 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180108 +0000" stop="20260816182318 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipette Story - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipettes is revealed when they are reunited with their old Australian friend Olivia, which prompts the singers to remember their younger days when they were just little tiny baby Chipettes living in Miss Grudge's orphanage in Australia with Olivia not trying to have a career, only trying to survive. The Chipettes successfully make their way into the United States, yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipettes travel across the country to California. There, the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipettes the break they were looking for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182318 +0000" stop="20260816184531 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipette Story (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipette's successfully make their way into the U.S.A., yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipette's travel across the continent to California. There the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipette's the break they were looking for. The rest of course, is history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184531 +0000" stop="20260816190743 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prize Isn't Right - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Simon goes on a trivia game show, but he gets the flu before he can show up for subsequent appearances. Theodore and Alvin dress up as Simon and go in his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190743 +0000" stop="20260816192956 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gold of My Dreams - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin sells Dave's motor home to buy their own gold claim land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192956 +0000" stop="20260816195206 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Matterhorn - S03E19</title>
    <desc>While the Chipmunks are on tour in Switzerland, Brittany is depressed about the Chipettes’ relative lack of fame. So Alvin arranges for the ultimate Swiss publicity stunt: the gang will climb the Matterhorn and the Chipettes will give a concert at the mountain’s peak. But they soon become trapped in an avalanche.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180918 +0000" stop="20260816183116 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Days / Dragon Dad - S02E01</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183116 +0000" stop="20260816185427 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Members Only / The New Kid - S02E03</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185427 +0000" stop="20260816191622 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon the Superb / The Sub - S02E05</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191622 +0000" stop="20260816193817 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights Camera Uh Oh / Wax Dave - S02E07</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193817 +0000" stop="20260816194954 +0000" channel="C427.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brittany The Body Snatcher - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a device that let's him listen in on everyone's conversations. When the kids' Halloween candy disappears, they're sure the culprit is "Switch Witch." Spooky adventure ensues as they try to track down their candy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180615 +0000" stop="20260816182940 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A woman surrounds herself with her favorite color. An architect's house has an indoor waterfall. An artist transforms a boring office building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182940 +0000" stop="20260816185110 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
    <desc>An unassuming home holds a lavish banquet hall. A man obsessed with trains builds one in his basement. A woman floods her home with neon lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185110 +0000" stop="20260816191527 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A greenhouse holds an airy log cabin. A skateboarder's space is his personal playground. A couple brings Hawaii to their Washington home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191527 +0000" stop="20260816194257 +0000" channel="C428.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A sports fan hits a home run in his basement. A retiree gets to scuba dive in his living room. A couple remodels a boat on the River Thames.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184009 +0000" stop="20260816192320 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes - S09E07</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Fonte Aretusa in Sircusa, Italy and travel 350 miles by train and ferry to Rome, Italy where they search for a man on a yellow-and-red scooter. The teams then receive a clue directing them to travel a mile and search for horse carriages where they'll find black leather portfolios. These portfolios contain information that helps them to "decode" a clue related to the movie The DaVinci Code, resulting in a prize for one team. They then travel to Athens, Greece, 665 miles away and find a marketplace in Agora. One team surges ahead with a fast forward that requires them to break plates, while the others travel by 70 miles by train to Ishthmos Station. Some teams fall behind after a failed attempt at the Fast Forward and others make a critical mistake by taking a bus part of the way instead of the train. The Roadblock requires one member of each team to to bungee jump over 200 feet into the Corinth Canal. It's immediately followed by a Detour --- Herculean Effort (a set of Greek games --- discus toss, javelin, and wrestling) or It's All Greek to Me (search an archaelogical site for Greek letters and get help from locals in translating to find the name of a location.) Finally, the teams drive 107 miles to the Pit Stop at the Fortress of Rion, where two teams face penalties for their earlier error and another team is eliminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181614 +0000" stop="20260816190239 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181736 +0000" stop="20260816184121 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greibble - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A housewife has a very real nightmare. She encounters a large creature that has a taste for inanimate objects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184121 +0000" stop="20260816190459 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life on Death Row - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate is struck by lightning. He is given miraculous healing powers that spark a last-minute attempt to save him from the electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190459 +0000" stop="20260816194959 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A teacher's bizarre discipline causes two students to seek revenge with a spell culled from a rock song played backwards. Unfortunately something goes wrong when they cast the spell. When they attempt another spell to fix the problem they accidently remove the head of their teacher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180214 +0000" stop="20260816181304 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nest - S04E28</title>
    <desc>A neighbor disappears and the Wattersons investigate, but discover the culprit may be their Evil Turtle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181304 +0000" stop="20260816182442 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Points - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin offer to do chores for Tobias to earn bonus points for a video game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182442 +0000" stop="20260816183533 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bus - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Rocky convinces the kids on the bus that they don't have to go to school, little do the kids know that Rocky as well as some other adults are trying to teach them a lesson about skipping school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183533 +0000" stop="20260816184711 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night - S04E31</title>
    <desc>The Moon examines dreams of Elmore residents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184711 +0000" stop="20260816185801 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Misunderstandings - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Gumball has a misunderstanding with Penny about a date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185801 +0000" stop="20260816190851 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roots - S04E33</title>
    <desc>The family try to make Darwin connect with his fish roots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190851 +0000" stop="20260816191941 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blame - S04E34</title>
    <desc>Billy passes out after playing video games and his mother tries to ban them, forcing Gumball and Darwin to defend them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191941 +0000" stop="20260816193031 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slap - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Gumball feels left out when Tobias doesn't greet him with his special high five slap.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193031 +0000" stop="20260816194122 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Detective - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Anais believes Gumball and Darwin have stolen Daisy, so she sets out to find them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194122 +0000" stop="20260816195213 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fury - S04E37</title>
    <desc>A strange figure arrives and insults Nicole, but the kids are surprised when Nicole doesn't fight back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180958 +0000" stop="20260816185244 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peavey Bike 1 - S04E09</title>
    <desc>OCC amps it up as they start on their latest custom creation--a guitar-themed chopper for Peavey Electronics. But when Senior brings in a second build, for the Go Fast Energy Drink company, the work piles up and the company's resources are spread thin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185244 +0000" stop="20260816193630 +0000" channel="C433.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peavey Bike 2 - S04E10</title>
    <desc>OCC continues on their custom chopper for Peavey Electronics. The double build winds down as the guys travel to Las Vegas to unveil the Go Fast bike, and then on to Anaheim for the Peavey reveal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184713 +0000" stop="20260816193742 +0000" channel="C434.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marcia, Marcia, Marcia - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise as the defense starts taking aims at racial implications in the case, and as Marcia faces an ongoing divorce and negative representation in the media.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181414 +0000" stop="20260816183511 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stan-Dan Deliver - S13E08</title>
    <desc>Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183511 +0000" stop="20260816185620 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anchorfran - S13E09</title>
    <desc>Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185620 +0000" stop="20260816191714 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Two Hundred - S13E10</title>
    <desc>A haunted Stan traverses a barren Langley Falls alone because a mysterious element has reigned terror and separated him from the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191714 +0000" stop="20260816193824 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unincludeds - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193824 +0000" stop="20260816195934 +0000" channel="C435.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Wife - S13E12</title>
    <desc>Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183933 +0000" stop="20260816192246 +0000" channel="C436.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something’s Coming - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Mysterious deaths and disappearances ramp up in the city. A doctor makes a frightening discovery, and a local reporter becomes tomorrow's headline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180233 +0000" stop="20260816190423 +0000" channel="C438.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Hat, Black Hat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In the hours after the blasts, investigators pore over evidence. One photo and a few seconds of footage lead to a breakthrough – and an agonizing choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190423 +0000" stop="20260816195719 +0000" channel="C438.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The American Dream - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The brothers’ images are released to the public, setting off a violent chain of events. Meanwhile, clues from their past tell a complicated story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182308 +0000" stop="20260816190506 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let It Go - S2015E05</title>
    <desc>Mike and Frank stage a picking intervention in Massachusetts and later, help a collector whose massive stockpile is facing eviction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190506 +0000" stop="20260816194652 +0000" channel="C440.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Maineiacs - S2015E06</title>
    <desc>The guys discover a reclusive octogenarian Maine-iac deep in the north woods, and pay a visit to Timtown–a one-man village with 42 jam-packed buildings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180835 +0000" stop="20260816185050 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel Treasures - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Bikes, Cycles and scooters, oh my. Mike digs deep and heads into the rafters to uncover a honeyhole of rare bicycles. Later the guys meet the ultimate chopper king, a tough negotiator with enough spare parts to outfit a rare ride, but will he spare the parts?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185050 +0000" stop="20260816193216 +0000" channel="C441.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>America's Funniest Picks - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Kick back, relax, and get ready for a barrel of laughs. Watch as Mike and Frank take you on an uproarious journey of playful picks and pranks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180208 +0000" stop="20260816183418 +0000" channel="C442.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Premature Theories - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After the documentary goes viral, Peter deals with publicity and sorts through various fan theories. Video evidence from a party provides new clues.</desc>
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    <title>Gag Order - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Peter and Sam continue to gather information, they run afoul of the school administration and could lose access. Dylan prepares for his trial.</desc>
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    <title>Climax - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Peter and Sam follow a lead that could reveal the vandal’s primary target, and a new theory gives them hope that they may finally solve the case.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182851 +0000" stop="20260816193521 +0000" channel="C443.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The arranged marriage of Philip and Elizabeth Jennings grows more passionate and genuine by the day, but is constantly tested by the escalation of the Cold War. Tensions heighten upon the arrival of a new neighbor, Stan Beeman, an FBI agent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181818 +0000" stop="20260816185913 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April 6, 2014 - S24E17</title>
    <desc>A girl scares her grandmother with a fake iguana; a soldier surprises his cheerleader daughter during half-time; a hamster eating peanut butter; a dog tries to steal a snow shovel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185913 +0000" stop="20260816194031 +0000" channel="C444.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>April 13, 2014 - S24E18</title>
    <desc>A woman scares her mother when she surprises her on Christmas; animals dressed in clothes; a teen pranks his brother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185939 +0000" stop="20260816194211 +0000" channel="C445.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Results 2 - S11E15</title>
    <desc>America finds out which 7 acts are going to the semifinals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180421 +0000" stop="20260816185248 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>James scrambles to mitigate the scandal's impact, while a devastated but determined Sophie remembers happier moments and Kate debates her next move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185248 +0000" stop="20260816193738 +0000" channel="C447.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sophie feels the fallout from the accusations swirling around James, who rallies a longtime friend for support. Kate prepares for her first witness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180053 +0000" stop="20260816184252 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aliens and Robots - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Incredible strength... Superior intelligence... And even the ability to reproduce. In the 21st century, robots are being programmed to do everything from performing surgery on humans--to exploring other planets. And humanoid robots are rapidly reaching a level of sophistication that was thought to exist only in science fiction. But what are the implications of creating robots that are increasingly intelligent and independent? Is the obsession with creating counterfeit humans really pointing the way to mankind's future... or to its past? Greek stories dating to 2000 B.C. tell of the god Hephaestus creating robots to build weapons, as well as the bronze giant Talos. In Egypt, the Pyramid Texts say that the god Osiris was dismembered, then reassembled and brought back to life just like a machine. If sophisticated robots really did exist in the ancient world--what function did they serve? Who built them? And what happened to them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184252 +0000" stop="20260816192450 +0000" channel="C448.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Forces - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Good and Evil. Light and Dark. God and Satan. In nearly every culture there are stories of opposing forces at work here on Earth--forces of a supernatural or otherworldly nature. Could these forces really exist? And if so, what is the true nature of the dark forces? Throughout history, there have been individuals accused of being in league with agents of darkness. The infamous mad monk Rasputin believed he served as a conduit for an otherworldly realm, the Nazi SS were said to have tapped into dark powers through ancient symbols, and famed occultist Aleister Crowley claimed to have summoned a non-human entity through the use of dark magic. Is it possible the entities these men claimed to be in touch with were, in fact, extraterrestrials? And might humans serve as the pawns in a cosmic battle between the forces of light and dark?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182313 +0000" stop="20260816185616 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor in a Time of Chaos - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In Cholula, Mexico's oldest continuously-inhabited city, Graham inspects the world's largest pyramid for signs of a forgotten past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185616 +0000" stop="20260816192745 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sirius Rising - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Graham discovers a fascinating pattern that may connect the spectacular megalithic temples of Malta, which he believes to be much older than reported.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192745 +0000" stop="20260816195835 +0000" channel="C449.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghosts of a Drowned World - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Few scholars have investigated the Bimini rock formation off the coast of Miami, once fabled to be the road to Atlantis — but Graham dives right in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182421 +0000" stop="20260816185003 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aunt Bee, the Swinger - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Aunt Bee and a retired politician experience a very fast-paced relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185003 +0000" stop="20260816191451 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bazaar - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Warren, enforcing a gambling ordinance to the letter of the law, arrests Aunt Bee and her women friends (meaning, most of Mayberry) for running a Bingo game. Everyone's furious at Warren, particularly Andy, who becomes even more frustrated when Warren resists pleas to drop the charges (in fact, the deputy really digs into his position). Aunt Bee and her friends soon demand a trial. Later, the men of Mayberry (with their children in tow, some of them crying) bother Andy and Opie at home when Warren still won't drop the charges. Eventually, the charges are dropped and Aunt Bee's good name is cleared once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191451 +0000" stop="20260816194021 +0000" channel="C450.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Warning from Warren - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Warren is convinced he has e.s.p. and feels that Andy and Helen are in grave danger if they go to the lake. He tries to warn them but they do not take him seriously.  He takes it upon himself (with Goober's help) to "protect" them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181543 +0000" stop="20260816185633 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl in Question - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While Angel and Spike go to Italy to retrieve the head of a demon mobster (and save Buffy from a new suitor), Fred's parents arrive at Wolfram and Hart, looking for their daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185633 +0000" stop="20260816193824 +0000" channel="C451.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Play - S05E21</title>
    <desc>As Angel's behaviour grows increasingly hostile, his friends learn he's associating with members of an evil secret society, and may have deliberately engineered Fred's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180137 +0000" stop="20260816182518 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silent But Deadly - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Beavers wake to find their dam filled with sleeping wolverines. They must maintain silence at all costs to try and escape being devoured by the slumbering carnivores.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182518 +0000" stop="20260816184902 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tough Love - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The great El Grapadura is wrestling and Norbert and Daggett can't wait to go. But before they can make it to the match they are delayed by Bing who has been kicked out by his girlfriend Wanda. Norbert consoles a weeping Bing while he gives Daggett the task of bringing Wanda back to her love. Daggett mistakes an alligator for Wanda and almost becomes dinner until El Grapadura comes to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184902 +0000" stop="20260816191239 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Dad'll Do You - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Dag and Norb receive an unexpected visit from their dad, the Beavers' dam and lives are turned upside down. Together, Dag and Norb try to figure out a way to get Dad to reconcile with Mom, so that they can have fun again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191239 +0000" stop="20260816193621 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pass It On! - S03E15</title>
    <desc>In a Beaver version of "Are You Afraid Of The Dark" Norb, Dag and all their pals (Treeflower, Truckie, Barry the Bear, Bing and Stump) tell a campfire story which is on the on the verge of outrageous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193621 +0000" stop="20260816200003 +0000" channel="C453.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stump's Family Reunion - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Daggett and Norbert accompany Stump to his family reunion because Stump is a bit leery about meeting his woody kinfolk. Norb warns Dag not to embarrass him like he usually does. However, Norb gets a headache which causes him to become delirious and ends embarrassing Daggett in front of Stump's family, who aren't too happy about two wood-eating creatures being at their reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180120 +0000" stop="20260816180408 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chucked Out - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Chuck's latest craze is to karate chop things in two. Hiiiiyah. But his practicing gets too close to the delicate eggs, and the Birds have to ban him from the flock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180408 +0000" stop="20260816180655 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bomb's Awake - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Bomb is sleepwalking and takes the eggs with him, on very dangerous roads, cliffs, etc. And of course the Blues can't wake him up because it's equally dangerous!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180655 +0000" stop="20260816180940 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Hunt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>X marks the spot! King Pig sends his best pigs to retrieve a buried treasure. Of course when pigs are involved, nothing is that simple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180940 +0000" stop="20260816181225 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweets of Doom - S02E02</title>
    <desc>No one gets between Bubbles and his candy. Not even King Pig! But there's something fishy about these sweets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181225 +0000" stop="20260816181510 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Ahoy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A massive pig party is raging on a remote island, but King Pig has been left behind! Luckily, Foreman Pig is there to help! Well, maybe luck isn't the right word...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181510 +0000" stop="20260816181755 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Seek - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Little known fact, Chuck is a hide-and-seek champion. However, sometimes his hiding spots can be a bit TOO good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181755 +0000" stop="20260816182040 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's about time for Red to learn how to swim, but he's too stubborn to accept help from his friends! Can he overcome his pride and channel his inner waterfowl?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182040 +0000" stop="20260816182325 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Bomb! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bomb to the rescue! Bomb's love for classic superheroes inspires a new wardrobe choice, and a need to save everything on Piggy Island! But every superhero has a weakness…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182325 +0000" stop="20260816182610 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just So - S02E07</title>
    <desc>All Red wants is for the eggs to have a perfect environment where they can incubate in peace. Is that too much to ask?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182610 +0000" stop="20260816182855 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Miracle of Life - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The pigs kidnap Red and Chuck and force them to make an egg. –Wait, what? They really can’t be that dumb can they? Don’t answer that...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182855 +0000" stop="20260816183141 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cave Pig - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The pigs discover a perfectly preserved Cave Pig in a block of ice. Absolutely nothing bad will happen if they keep it at room temperature right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183141 +0000" stop="20260816183426 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joy to the Pigs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good - SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183426 +0000" stop="20260816183711 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogzilla - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Pig City is being attacked by a fearsome hairy beast! Sound the alarm! Secure the perimeter! Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183711 +0000" stop="20260816183956 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boulder Bro - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The other birds grow tired of Chuck's attention-seeking. That's ok. Chuck will just make a new friend!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183956 +0000" stop="20260816184241 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckmania - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Moustache pig puts together an egg-napping plan. Let's distract the most charismatic bird on Piggy Island by stroking his ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184241 +0000" stop="20260816184526 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Without My Helmet - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Some of us wear many hats every day. For Corporal Pig, it's just the one. Hog of war. Destroyer of birds. But what what's left when you strip away his defining accessory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184526 +0000" stop="20260816184811 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mona Litha - S02E15</title>
    <desc>One of Chuck's friends sets him up on a hot date. The table's set, and the candles are lit for a romantic evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184811 +0000" stop="20260816185056 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sir Bomb of Hamelot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Bomb joins in the Medieval Fair festivities in Pig City by entering the joust competition. But is the prize really worth fighting for?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185056 +0000" stop="20260816185341 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearded Ambition - S02E17</title>
    <desc>King Pig envies the noble bearded visages of the piggy elders, but narry a single whisker sprouts from his baby smooth face. What's a pig to do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185341 +0000" stop="20260816185626 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Justice - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Matilda has a guilty pleasure: pig hockey. She's such a superfan, she even dreams of joining the game herself! There's just one problem – she's not a pig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185626 +0000" stop="20260816185912 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slow the Chuck Down! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Matilda thinks Chuck should slow down and enjoy the finer things in life. Then again, blazing speed does come in handy from time to time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185912 +0000" stop="20260816190157 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brutal vs. Brutal - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A misunderstanding over some misplaced nunchucks leads to a grudge match between Chuck and the toughest pig on Piggy Island. Let's get ready to rumble!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190157 +0000" stop="20260816190442 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eating Out - S02E21</title>
    <desc>While Matilda's out at the beach, the birds are left to fend for themselves for dinner, but their culinary muscles are... not as developed as they could be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190442 +0000" stop="20260816190727 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Eggscape - S02E22</title>
    <desc>King Pig finally gets an honest to gonest egg within chomping range when Red shows up and threatens to shatter his omelette-eating dreams. Time to skedaddle!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190727 +0000" stop="20260816191012 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Like a Hog - S02E23</title>
    <desc>King Pig can't sleep, and it's up to Professor Pig to get him to saw some logs. He's got science on his side! But if that doesn't work, they can always put him down 'maunually'...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191012 +0000" stop="20260816191257 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bombina - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Being a highly explosive bird, Bomb is a huge threat to the pigs. Maybe they can lead him away from the eggs by his heartstrings...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191257 +0000" stop="20260816191542 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pig Possessed - S02E25</title>
    <desc>King Pig is on a wild eating spree when he happens upon (i.e. devours entirely) the tent of a witch doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191542 +0000" stop="20260816191827 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Epic Sax-Off! - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Matilda finds a spot to practice her saxophone away from the complaints of the other birds, but she's soon upstaged by a slick piggy horn player. There's only one way to settle this – BATTLE OF THE SAXES!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191827 +0000" stop="20260816192112 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Heist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>King Pig rescues a mistreated egg. After all, these things aren’t exactly a dime-a-dozen! Are they?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192112 +0000" stop="20260816192357 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Hair Day - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Chuck finds a grey feather in his plumage and is forced to cope with the fact that he is no longer a spring chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192357 +0000" stop="20260816192638 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golditrotters - S03E03</title>
    <desc>This little pig is too tough for a dumb children’s book. Golditrotters? Pshhhhhh – that’s not scary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192638 +0000" stop="20260816192923 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabbage - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Look out pigs. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he is taking absolutely no guff from these swine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192923 +0000" stop="20260816193208 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porcula - S03E05</title>
    <desc>On one night every year, the dreaded Porcula comes out to feast, but he should really pay more attention to what he eats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193208 +0000" stop="20260816193453 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Didgeridork - S03E06</title>
    <desc>In this world, there are didgeridoos and didgeridon'ts – a lesson that Chuck had to learn the hard way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193453 +0000" stop="20260816193738 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Porktrait - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Admiring the portraits of past leaders, King Pig tries to take the perfect snapshot to inspire admiration in all pig kind. Tries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193738 +0000" stop="20260816194023 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fix It! - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When it comes to breaking things, Chuck is a superstar. When it comes to fixing them, results vary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194023 +0000" stop="20260816194308 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Age Rage - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Professor Pig completely fails at making a youth serum, but every failure is a new opportunity – to weaponize!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194308 +0000" stop="20260816194553 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catching the Blues - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mustache Pig seizes the perfect opportunity to catch that one blue bird. There’s no escaping now!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194553 +0000" stop="20260816194839 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Tree Standing - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Oh, Christmas tree. OH! THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194839 +0000" stop="20260816195124 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Hippy - S03E12</title>
    <desc>When the pigs are constantly ruffling Red's feathers, it takes a special kind of bird to calm his inner beast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195124 +0000" stop="20260816195409 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind the Pony - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Chuck and Bomb go for a rescue mission in the heart of Pig City, but when the dust settles who is left to clean up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195409 +0000" stop="20260816195654 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Tilda - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Can the pigs get away with secretly replacing Matilda with a robot look-alike? Surely not – for very long.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195654 +0000" stop="20260816195939 +0000" channel="C454.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Ring - S03E15</title>
    <desc>King Pig thinks he can go head to head with Piggy Island’s most renowned wrestler. Will he hold his own, or will he get thrown around like a rag doll?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181723 +0000" stop="20260816190149 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fangs of Fury - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Across the planet, species clash in nature’s savage battle of survival. From the outback, to the rain forest, to the desert – animals of all species are locked in deadly conflict. Animals fight tooth and claw to win food, territory and rights to the blood line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190149 +0000" stop="20260816194614 +0000" channel="C455.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Slayers - S04E04</title>
    <desc>From bull elephants battling it out over a group of females, to a showdown between a pride of lions and a hungry clan on hyenas, these massive killers fight tooth and claw to win food, territory and rights to the blood line. Witness the fighting skills of our planet’s most fearless beasts as they battle for survival in the deadliest of conflicts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180323 +0000" stop="20260816181248 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jockey for Position - S01E65</title>
    <desc>In order to get money for a giant magnet to stop the Earth's rotation allowing Brain to assume control over the world, Brain tries to win a million dollars by participating in the Kentucky Derby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181248 +0000" stop="20260816181706 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Risk Your Life - S01E66</title>
    <desc>The Warners appear on a game show that is a parody of the Groucho Marx game show You Bet Your Life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181706 +0000" stop="20260816182500 +0000" channel="C456.255.ersatztv.org">
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    <desc>The Warners stow away onboard a whaling ship controlled by Captain Ahab. Ahab wants to kill Moby Dick, but the Warners try to convince him not to kill whales.</desc>
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    <title>Mesozoic Mindy - S01E68</title>
    <desc>In prehistoric time, a cave girl Mindy chases after an egg. A prehistoric version of Buttons tries to keep her out of trouble.</desc>
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    <title>The Good, the Boo, and the Ugly - S01E69</title>
    <desc>When a dangerous gunslinger comes to town, Chicken Boo is made sheriff in order to protect the town. Eventually, Boo is discovered to be a chicken and is run out of town.</desc>
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    <desc>The Warners go to Hades where Satan wants to torment them. Unfortunately, the Warners end up tormenting him. He kicks them out after Yakko freezes the place.</desc>
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    <title>Moon Over Minerva - S01E71</title>
    <desc>Wilford B. Wolf is interested in Minerva Mink and asks her out on a date. Unfortunately, she turns him down. Wilford, however, is a werewolf and when the moon comes out he comes handsome. Minerva becomes interested, but problems arise when the moon in continually obscured by clouds.</desc>
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    <title>Skullhead Boneyhands - S01E72</title>
    <desc>A cosmetics saleswoman discovers Skullhead Boneyhands in a mansion. She takes him home in an effort to make him look better. Unfortunately, he keeps getting buried by the family's dog.</desc>
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    <title>Draculee, Draculaa - S01E73</title>
    <desc>The Warners are in Transylvania and spend the night in Dracula's castle. Dracula's repeated attempts to drink there blood are frustrated by the Warners' antics.</desc>
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    <title>Phranken-Runt - S01E74</title>
    <desc>In order to destroy a village, Dr. Frankenstein creates a monstrous dog named Scout. When Scout is struck by lightning his brain is damaged. Dr. Frankenstein needs a new dog brain and decides to use Runt's. Rita, however, releases Runt and Scout before Dr. Frankenstein can operate on them.</desc>
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    <title>O Silly Mio - S01E75</title>
    <desc>Madame Brundtwind is an opera singer practicing for her performance. When her singing annoys the Warners, they ask her to stop. When she refuses, the Warners decide to see her performance and get a little revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Puttin' on the Blitz - S01E76</title>
    <desc>Rita and Runt are in Warsaw, Poland during the 1939 German blitzkrieg. The head of the Polish underground arranges to meet his daughter Katrina on a train that is about to leave the train station. When Katrina is discovered by a dog working for the Germans, Rita saves her. They head to the train station, and jump on when the train begins to leave. Katrina is safe, but Rita when she sees Runt being attacked by German dogs decides to stay. She leaps from the train in order to help her friend.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Wakkorotti: The Summer Concert - S01E77</title>
    <desc>Wakko belches out "The Dance of the Hours" by Amilcare Ponchielli.</desc>
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    <title>Chairman of the Bored - S01E78</title>
    <desc>At a party for Celebrity Gala of the Year, the Warners sneak in from under a table and start taking food from it. When Yakko goes out to get more cheeseballs he meets an icredibly boring person nicknamed Pip who keeps babling on to them throughout the night. They try to get away but he follows them home and when he finally leaves them alone the next morning they realize it's too quiet and want him to come back.</desc>
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    <title>Across the Universe - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After saying goodbye to her family on Earth, Niko wakes in space to find the Salvare off course and divided loyalties among her young crew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191508 +0000" stop="20260816195943 +0000" channel="C459.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Valley of Shadows - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As tempers fray aboard the ship, the crew suits up for an expedition to an uncharted planet. On Earth, Erik tries to decode a clue from the artifact.</desc>
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    <title>Kerala, India - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Tony visits Kerala in southwestern India and samples many spicy and flavorful dishes, from street food to home-cooked meals. Also: Indian actor Mammootty invites the host to visit him on the set of his action film.</desc>
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    <title>Where It All Began - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The show takes a look back at Tony before the fame of No Reservations and his top selling book Kitchen Confidential.</desc>
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    <title>Hoppy Bunny - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Carl's home becomes a haven for furries.</desc>
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    <title>Laser Lenses - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Master Shake's megalomania soars to new heights once he steals Frylock's laser-shooting contact lenses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182722 +0000" stop="20260816183850 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dummy Love - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A murderous ventriloquist dummy finds out that his favorite internal organ is the heart.</desc>
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    <title>The Marines - S05E08</title>
    <desc>When Meatwad unwittingly enlists the Aqua Teens into the Marine Corps, Frylock flees the country.</desc>
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    <title>Bible Fruit - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Frylock decides to party with some friends he met through a social networking website.</desc>
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    <title>Gene E. - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Master Shake discovers a genie at the dump who promises to grant wishes, but instead turns the Aqua Teens invisible. After inadvertently killing him, they discover a shrunken Carl. Meatwad and Frylock try to restore their visibility, while Carl and Master Shake use their cursed states to spy on women.</desc>
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    <title>Shake Like Me - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Master Shake is bitten by a radioactive black man and becomes black. Boxy Brown trys to make him a super star.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192426 +0000" stop="20260816193558 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Creature - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A strange monster is inhabiting Carl's pool, and while the Aqua Teens attempt to get to the bottom of the mystery, Carl has to deal with the local mafia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193558 +0000" stop="20260816194714 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chick Magnet - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Shake buys a magnet to attract women from a TV commercial. Shake does not put in a screw that came with the magnet, so it merely brings out the feminine side of the Aqua Teens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194714 +0000" stop="20260816195909 +0000" channel="C461.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creature From Plaque Lagoon - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Meatwad and Shake are set out to capture the Tooth Fairy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183512 +0000" stop="20260816191659 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Internal affairs turns up the heat on Hodiak, but a tragedy interrupts the investigation. Meanwhile, Dennis Wilson's courtship with Emma ignites jealousy in Manson. Dennis takes Emma and Manson to meet a record producer who lives at 10050 Cielo Drive- the future home of the Tate family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191659 +0000" stop="20260816195846 +0000" channel="C462.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revolution 9 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>While Shafe's addiction problems mount, Hodiak helps an old war buddy find his blackmailer. Meanwhile, Karn gathers information to use against Bobby Kennedy and Grace finds a new love for politics.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180150 +0000" stop="20260816184323 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretend Like It's the First Time - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A moment of darkness, a moment of light — and a vision of What Could Have Been.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184323 +0000" stop="20260816192336 +0000" channel="C463.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Is a Cycle - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A brewing storm fuels a series of startling transformations. Elsewhere, the spark of rebellion still burns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181605 +0000" stop="20260816183912 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity Crisis - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Archer and the gang just saved the world from a nuclear catastrophe and their reward is five nights in a rat-infested Moldovan hotel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183912 +0000" stop="20260816185945 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowjacked - S12E02</title>
    <desc>The Agency embarks on a team building exercise that doesn't quite get off the ground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185945 +0000" stop="20260816192223 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>London Time - S12E03</title>
    <desc>A mission across the pond turns into a trip down memory lane for Malory while Cheryl/Carol teaches Pam about British history.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192223 +0000" stop="20260816194528 +0000" channel="C465.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Photo Op - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Archer and Lana face off against snakes, crocodiles and mercenaries to reunite a family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180755 +0000" stop="20260816183107 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unpoppable - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Archibald and Bea get stuck in a bubble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183107 +0000" stop="20260816185419 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party Hard - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Archibald invites a friend to the Strutters’ slumber party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185419 +0000" stop="20260816191731 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Overdue - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A librarian is after Archibald for an overdue book.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191731 +0000" stop="20260816194042 +0000" channel="C466.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gator’s Giving - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Archibald hosts Cousin Ashley’s family holiday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180400 +0000" stop="20260816182858 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billie - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Billie Bunker,the daughter of Archies brother Fred pays a visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182858 +0000" stop="20260816185357 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Business Manager - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Roger Abott is hired by the Rabinowitz law firm to be Archies busisness manager but he and Archie soon disagree on how the bar is run.Later Archie begins to realizes he lacks busisness managemant skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185357 +0000" stop="20260816191842 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Date - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Roger wants to date Archies neice Billie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191842 +0000" stop="20260816194339 +0000" channel="C467.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Norma Rae Bunker - S03E04</title>
    <desc>In an effort to make a little extra money, Mrs. Canby gets a job from home folding clothes for a sweatshop. When she is cheated out of half her pay, Archie goes to bat for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181002 +0000" stop="20260816190838 +0000" channel="C468.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Signals - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Haunted by a family tragedy, Dan begins to restore videotapes for a cryptic firm. Then he's startled to learn of his connection to their missing creator.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180230 +0000" stop="20260816182702 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of Badge - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Gwen is constantly being upstaged by her brother- even on her birthday.  Her grandmother Willy gives her a special necklace and a magical flute that holds the key to a family secret.  When her brother accidentally releases an evil creature named Badge, it's up to Gwen to use her musical gift to save her family and herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182702 +0000" stop="20260816185026 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Forever Game - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When Peter gets fed up with his tag-along sister Monica, he speeds up on ahead of her and his friend during their bike ride.  They become seperated and Peter finds himself trapped in a place where he's forced to play a mysterious game, and his friend and sister are trapped in the woods until the game is finished.  If Peter wins this game, he'll be free to leave.  But if he loses, he'll be trapped there forever.</desc>
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    <title>The Tale of the Misfortune Cookie - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Wishing that his life was more exciting, David gets more than he bargained for when he uses an ancient set of fortune cookies.  However, his new life doesn't turn out exactly as he'd expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191451 +0000" stop="20260816193913 +0000" channel="C469.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Virtual Pets - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Isabel and Kate discover that Diggers, the newest and coolest Virtual Pets around, have a mind of their own, and playing with them can be very dangerous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180410 +0000" stop="20260816184631 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nanda Parbat - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Malcolm is captured by Ra’s al Ghul and taken to Nanda Parbat. Because of his love for Thea, Oliver considers saving Merlyn. Ray is obsessed with finishing his Atom suit so he can save the city but Felicity fears he is heading down the same path as Oliver and tries to pull him out of the lab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184631 +0000" stop="20260816192857 +0000" channel="C474.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Offer - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Still weighed down by his last meeting with Ra’s al Ghul, Oliver returns home to find a new villain and his crew has started terrorizing Starling City — Michael Amar, AKA Murmur, a man whose mouth has been sewn shut. Meanwhile, Laurel and Nyssa bond over their issues with their fathers and Nyssa makes Laurel an offer. Thea is forced to come to terms with her father after Oliver brings Malcom to the loft to recover, and Lance shuts out both Laurel and the Arrow.</desc>
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    <title>Buster Baxter, Cat Saver - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Buster saves a cat from up a tree and now he is known as a local hero because of an article in the newspaper.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185252 +0000" stop="20260816191923 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play it Again, D.W. - S02E12</title>
    <desc>D.W. discovers the beauty of music as she first listens to her Crazy Bus compact disc which annoys Arthur. When it disappears she thinks he did it until they get a phone call from their parents at a party telling D.W. that they took it and it's the life of the party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191923 +0000" stop="20260816194554 +0000" channel="C475.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arthur's TV-Free Week - S02E13</title>
    <desc>It's trouble, right here in Elwood City. The kids--and their parents--have all pledged not to watch TV for one whole week. That's days, hours, and a whole bunch of minutes (10,680 to be exact, as Buster is horrified to discover). Can they last? Who will be the first to break?</desc>
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    <title>A Weekend Away - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jean is put on the spot when Judith goes away for the weekend, and the house is left empty. She is somewhat flustered with all the suggestive comments regarding her and Lionel, and makes a fool of herself.</desc>
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    <title>Visiting Rocky - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Lionel takes Jean to see his eccentric father Rocky, the complete opposite of Lionel's gruff self.</desc>
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    <title>Why? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Lionel wonders why Alistair, a rich, successful publisher would be interested in publishing Lionel's less-than-blockbuster book.</desc>
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    <title>Misunderstandings - S02E05</title>
    <desc>During a weekend at Jean's sister-in-law's house, Jean and Lionel invent more and more ridiculous claims to cover-up their romance thirty-eight years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Rifting Apart - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ash and Pablo realize the rift in the cellar is the key to saving humanity and devise a plan to save the ones they love.</desc>
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    <title>Judgement Day - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Pablo's role as Brujo Especiale has him straddle the worlds of good and evil to keep the rift open for Ash to save Brandy and Kelly, but they run into a snag; Ruby and Kaya faceoff with The Dark One.</desc>
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    <title>The Mettle of Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Series Finale. Elk Grove undergoes a major battle that takes place on the streets, Ash rides high in a military tank, speeding across shaky, post-apocalyptic Elk Grove. Ash fights the biggest battle of them all - a sixty foot tall Kandarian demon.</desc>
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    <title>Charity Begins at Home - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The team investigates the armed robbery of a fundraiser who has been travelling across the country in a bathtub full of baked beans to raise money for Children in Need. Alex thinks that a crime reconstruction on Police Five will do the trick, but Gene prefers some old-fashioned police work.</desc>
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    <title>How Do Airplanes Fly? - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The StoryBots embark on a high-flying adventure to learn how airplanes fly. Kevin Smith guest stars as the superhero Super Mega Awesome Ultra Guy.</desc>
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    <title>Why Do I Have to Brush My Teeth? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>To understand why humans need to brush their teeth, the StoryBots travel to a mouth taken over by a gang of bad bacteria. Whoopi Goldberg guest stars.</desc>
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    <title>Why Is the Sky Blue? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To learn why the sky is blue, the StoryBots get a science lesson in colors. Garfunkel and Oates' Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci guest star.</desc>
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    <title>Where Do French Fries Come From? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The mysterious Molepheus takes the StoryBots on an underground journey to learn how French fries are made."Weird Al" Yankovic guest stars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180032 +0000" stop="20260816193250 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Festival Time - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Each class at Kunugigaoka Academy is competing for the highest sales totals in the school festival. How can the E Class even hope to stand a chance?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193250 +0000" stop="20260816195552 +0000" channel="C480.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End-of-Term Time - Second Period - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's exam time again, and the cream-of-the-crop A Class is a bigger threat than ever before. Top-ranking Asano, however, has something up his sleeve.</desc>
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    <title>Cat's Out of the Bag - S02E06</title>
    <desc>With the kids off school for summer, the family heads to Doncaster Racecourse to cheer on Tyson's horse. Later, Venezuela's love life hits the headlines.</desc>
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    <title>Three Weddings and a...Blazing Row - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Third time's a charm for Tyson and Paris as they prepare to say "I do" in Nice with the kids. John declines the trip — and the offer to be best man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191847 +0000" stop="20260816194951 +0000" channel="C481.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Frighten Me When You Talk Like This - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Pressures mount as Paris fears for Tyson's mental health amid awkward fan interactions, retirement jitters and a decision that affects the whole family.</desc>
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    <title>The Bend in the River - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Tawnia asks the A-Team to find her fiancé, an archaeologist last seen on an Amazon expedition that was attacked by a pirate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191029 +0000" stop="20260816195746 +0000" channel="C482.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bend in the River (2) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The A-Team faces another Army pursuit as they try to help a small town fire chief compete with a larger rival company.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180430 +0000" stop="20260816182801 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Juneteenth - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Why my Auntie trying to make me go to one of these bougie Junteenth parties again? I don't like them sadity people and I'm gonna miss my shows. Le sigh.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182801 +0000" stop="20260816185412 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jacket - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Yo last night was 10 crazy. I bout lost my mind, Quita lost her phone, and this fool Earn lost his jacket smh. Who cares tho (laugh-crying emoji).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185412 +0000" stop="20260816192410 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alligator Man - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Wow it's been a minute. I mean, I like this episode about the troubled kid but we waited 50 years for this?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192410 +0000" stop="20260816195016 +0000" channel="C483.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sportin' Waves - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I think everybody knows blackface ain't cool anymore, we get it. They be trying too hard to go viral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181808 +0000" stop="20260816184217 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whereabouts of His Left Arm: The Struggle for Trost (5) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A miraculous return is met with anger and fear. Cannons are fixed on Eren as he struggles to remember what happened to him inside the belly of a Titan and how he ended up as humankind's enemy. One question is all that matters: is Eren human or Titan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184217 +0000" stop="20260816190626 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Response: The Struggle for Trost (6) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cadets respond to Eren's terrifying transformation with doubt and fear as he struggles to understand it himself. If Armin can't talk the commander into using Eren's newfound powers for the good of humankind, all hope of stopping the Titans might be lost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190626 +0000" stop="20260816193035 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Idol: The Struggle for Trost (7) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Plans are made to use Eren's Titan powers to seal the hole in the wall in an attempt reclaim Trost. But with the government's bloodstained history and vocal dissenters in the military ranks, the biggest threat to humankind may not be the Titans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193035 +0000" stop="20260816195444 +0000" channel="C484.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wound: The Struggle for Trost (8) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The plan to reclaim Trost falls apart when Eren’s newfound powers turn him into a mindless giant. As Titans continue to swarm the city, it’s up to Armin and Mikasa to make sure the cadets massacred during the mission haven’t died in vain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180354 +0000" stop="20260816184046 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silencing Properties of Snow - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous dinner with Paige's family, Sam makes amends at the school dance. Casey's fury at her mom affects her relationship with Evan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184046 +0000" stop="20260816191103 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Juiced! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sam's frustration at being unable to find a therapist and Casey's anxiety about going to a new school spark a blowup between the two.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191103 +0000" stop="20260816194021 +0000" channel="C485.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penguin Cam and Chill - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Casey feels less than welcome at Clayton. Sam asks Paige to spell out the rules of their "casual relationship," while Doug sets boundaries with Elsa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183724 +0000" stop="20260816192753 +0000" channel="C486.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Law and Disorder - S02E11</title>
    <desc>The lads have a few days off work. Ally tells them to make a real effort to persuade everyone that they're tourist rather than illegal workers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180904 +0000" stop="20260816183216 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The guys plot to recover a pirate's booty. A surprise call from a talk show host sends Zach on an odyssey, while shocking news sends Ed Helms reeling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183216 +0000" stop="20260816184949 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Lympics - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys train for the Olympics and take a weird drug test. Broden weighs organ donation. Also: old-timey basketball and the clairvoyant Blair Buoyant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184949 +0000" stop="20260816190840 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dating - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The guys score a date and chat about clothes. Zach exaggerates details about a night out and Broden gets a hardcore haircut. And: The Hunk &amp; the Dork.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190840 +0000" stop="20260816192811 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night-Time! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192811 +0000" stop="20260816194959 +0000" channel="C487.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Party - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The guys prepare to host the Queen for dinner and are visited by Lord Whoopee and his cushion. Plus: fashion montage, human jukebox and Tiny Little Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181935 +0000" stop="20260816184306 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Ifs &amp; Where's Austin - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang imagines how their lives would be if they’d never met Austin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184306 +0000" stop="20260816190537 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presidents &amp; Problems - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Following the last show of Austin’s tour, the gang does some sight-seeing at a Washington D.C. museum, where Austin accidentally gets stuck to a priceless object and must find a way to return it before performing for the President.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190537 +0000" stop="20260816192809 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Clubs &amp; BFFs - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Trish becomes jealous after she convinces herself that Ally has a new best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192809 +0000" stop="20260816195055 +0000" channel="C489.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mix-Ups &amp; Mistletoes - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Trish is organizing a Kids Club holiday party at which Austin and Ally will perform their original holiday song and distribute Austin Moon dolls, but a mix-up at the toy factory leads to a scramble. Meanwhile, Trish puts Dez and his arch nemesis, Chuck, through a competition to determine who will be a better Santa for the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183903 +0000" stop="20260816192856 +0000" channel="C490.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renegade Run - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Walter investigates a crooked sheriff who is using illegal immigrants for manual labor, he and a friend are put in jail.  Automan teams up with a motorcycle gang to free him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181337 +0000" stop="20260816183736 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bato of the Water Tribe - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aang feels neglected as Katara and Sokka reunite with Bato, an old friend of their father’s from the South Pole. They begin to reminisce on their times in the past while they wait for a message to arrive from their father; in which Aang believes Katara and Sokka will abandon him and go out to find their father should the message arrive. However, when the messenger gives Aang the message to give to Bato, Aang betrays his friends in a way Katara or Sokka could never imagine. However, when Zuko recruits a bounty hunter named Jun to track Aang down, his friendship is put to the test as he must deal with the fact that he betrayed his friends while defending himself from yet another fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183736 +0000" stop="20260816190134 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserter - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Aang and his friends go to a Fire Nation town so that Aang can witness some firebending, their plan soon goes awry when it’s discovered that he is the Avatar. Fortunately, he’s rescued by an individual who serves a firebending master named Jeong Jeong who has abandoned the Fire Nation, so Aang attempts to use this time to attempt to learn how to firebend. However, when the firebending master refuses to even see Aang, will Aang be able to prove he’s ready to learn how to firebend despite the fact that he lacks discipline?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190134 +0000" stop="20260816192522 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Northern Air Temple - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Aang and his friends hear rumors about surviving airbenders, they decide to stop by the Northern Air Temple on their way to the North Pole to see for themselves. What they find is a bunch of people who are not airbenders, but have mastered the art of gliding; though this upsets Aang because they have been defacing the temple. However, there was one part of the temple where nobody has been able to enter, and what Aang and his friends discover inside spells oncoming conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192522 +0000" stop="20260816194925 +0000" channel="C491.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Waterbending Master - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Aang tries to find the north pole, he is found by the north pole instead. When they are taken there Aang and Katara are eager to find a water bending master only to find that girls are not allowed to learn waterbending.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180404 +0000" stop="20260816182638 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Soldier - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Captain America ponders the mystery of the Winter Soldier and enlists Nick Fury's aid to find him when the Red Skull escapes from prison and massive robots - the Sleepers - arise as part of a contingency plan by the founder of HYDRA to destroy Washington, D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182638 +0000" stop="20260816184915 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadliest Man Alive - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When the Hulk's name is cleared of the crimes committed by the Red Hulk, the Avengers find that the deception put forth by Captain America's Skrull doppelganger has made the green-skinned juggernaut even more of a loose cannon than before. Meanwhile, the enigmatic Red Hulk returns with a scheme to usurp the Hulk's place among the Avengers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184915 +0000" stop="20260816191148 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Avengers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kang the Conqueror is freed from prison by his alternate timeline look-alikes and attempts to conquer the world once again, this time trapping the Avengers in a temporal void to keep them from getting in the way of his plans. Now a new team of heroes (Spider-Man, War Machine, Wolverine, Iron Fist, Luke Cage and the Thing) must band together to stop the cross-temporal onslaught.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191148 +0000" stop="20260816193425 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Galactic Storm - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Kree attempt to create a wormhole connecting our solar system with their galaxy, which will consequently destroy the Sun and all life on Earth - just as Kang the Conqueror predicted. The Avengers and Captain Marvel head into space to stop it, but will they be in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193425 +0000" stop="20260816195658 +0000" channel="C492.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Kree or Die - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Avengers arrive on the Kree homeworld of Hala, but find that they aren't exactly welcome there - even with Captain Marvel on their side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182416 +0000" stop="20260816190059 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard to Crack - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Group chanting keeps morale high till contestants start smashing eggs and playing with nails. One shows off his front splits; another, his air squats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190059 +0000" stop="20260816193740 +0000" channel="C493.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Pose - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When players try to identify animal noises, hallucinations kick in. They recover their wits long enough for a tricky coordination challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180011 +0000" stop="20260816182059 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mother of All Dates - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Bonnie is depressed about all the losers she's been dating lately, so Ben and Danny decide to turn her love life into a contest - whoever sets her up with a decent guy wins. Determined to beat his big brother at something, Ben sets Bonnie up with one of his customers, Frank, while Danny sets Bonnie up with Ben's boss, Henderson. After each brother does everything to make sure his man wins, it quickly becomes clear that Frank and Henderson have their own set of problems. Meanwhile, Riley and Tucker find themselves unwittingly involved in neighbor Sondra's marital troubles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182059 +0000" stop="20260816184328 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Cards - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Tucker's latest failed relationship prompts him to focus on the one that got away -his college girlfriend, Olivia. In an effort to cheer their friend up, Ben and Danny track Olivia down in the hopes of reuniting the lovebirds. When Tucker sees Olivia, he's definitely surprised, especially when he learns they are still married! Olivia promises to sign the divorce papers - but only if her unlucky husband hands over his apartment in exchange. Meanwhile, Riley is tired of being passed over for a promotion, so she takes Bonnie's advice and uses her corporate card to network and pull in new clients. But when Riley's overspending gets her in trouble, she must find a way to save her job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184328 +0000" stop="20260816190417 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Officer and a Gentle Ben - S04E09</title>
    <desc>It’s Fleet Week and Bonnie is getting ready to meet up with her yearly fling, Captain Hudson. But when the Captain proposes, Bonnie panics and thinks the best way to discourage the Captain is by pretending she's in love with Tucker. Ben and Riley try to define their relationship, but they keep getting their signals crossed. In an effort to move on, Ben and Tucker pose as sailors and manage to get aboard the Navy ship. But when Captain Hudson comes looking for Tucker, their real identities as civilians are quickly exposed. Meanwhile, Riley's co-worker Robyn is impressed with Danny and asks Riley to set them up. But when Robyn and Danny hit it off, will Riley recognize what her best friend really means to her?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190417 +0000" stop="20260816192505 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday Two You - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ben panics once he realizes he forgot his mom's birthday yet again, especially since he promised her a big blowout after last year's disaster. Knowing he has a lot to make up for, Ben enlists an unwilling Danny, Tucker and Riley to quickly organize the festivities. But when Danny learns something unexpected about his own birthday, Bonnie's party takes on a new twist. Meanwhile, Emma hurts herself on Riley and Tucker's watch, prompting them to become more concerned with hiding her injury than working on Bonnie's video tribute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192505 +0000" stop="20260816194557 +0000" channel="C496.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Give Real Estate a Bad Name - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Bonnie is over the moon when she gets a shot at being the real-estate agent for Jon Bon Jovi's New York penthouse - at least until she learns she's competing with ex-boyfriend Brad. Bonnie decides the only way to win is to seduce Brad and guilt him into giving her the listing, but it turns out that Brad has the same idea. Danny is happily dating new girlfriend Robyn, but when it appears she has more in common with Ben, Danny puts their loyalty to the test. Meanwhile, Tucker and Riley use Bon Jovi's empty penthouse as their vacation destination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181715 +0000" stop="20260816183917 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brave Little Tweety / The Puddle Olympics - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The babies make Tweety brave so he won't be so scared at things. / The babies take turns jumping over a puddle, but it turns out Sylvester is afraid of water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183917 +0000" stop="20260816190117 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lot Like Lola / Mother's Day Madness - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lola wants everyone to be like her. But when they act like her, she gets mad. / The babies compete to see who can make the best mothers day card.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190117 +0000" stop="20260816192347 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Takers Keepers / To Tell the Tooth - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Daffy steals Taz's favorite toy. But he soon learns a lesson that he can't take everything he wants. / When Bugs looses a tooth, Daffy tries to figure out a way to scam the Tooth Fairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192347 +0000" stop="20260816194542 +0000" channel="C497.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spinout / Snow Day - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Taz loses his ability to spin and the babies help him learn again. / The babies experience their first snowfall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181917 +0000" stop="20260816190318 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ceremonies of Light and Dark - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Delenn prepares for a ceremony of rebirth, the station's computer goes through an interesting change, Londo "encourages" Refa to stop associating with the Shadows, and the remains of the Nightwatch on Babylon 5 plan to strike at Sheridan through Delenn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190318 +0000" stop="20260816194716 +0000" channel="C498.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sic Transit Vir - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Vir returns to Babylon 5 to find that he now has a wife and that two Narns are out for his blood. Meanwhile Ivanova investigates the activities of the mysterious Centauri Abrahamo Linconi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182029 +0000" stop="20260816184334 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Pop's an Alien - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After finding a strange craft in Doc's bushes, Biff claims Doc is an alien and everyone believes him. In 1967, Marty, Jules and Verne arrive to discover the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184334 +0000" stop="20260816190639 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Doc - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Marty and the boys learn Doc had a stint in wrestling during the fifties, but never really competed. Travelling back in time, Marty and the boys attempt to get Doc to enter the ring. This unfortunately leads to him getting hit on the head and becoming a bumbling superhero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190639 +0000" stop="20260816192945 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Louis Blues - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While at the Brown house, Doc's hair cutting invention wreaks havoc on Marty's hair. Marty and boys go to find Doc, who is with Clara at the 1904 World's Fair, to fix this mess. But Marty then gets put in a side show by P.T. Tannen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192945 +0000" stop="20260816195049 +0000" channel="C502.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Verne Hatches an Egg - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Verne uses the DeLorean to look for something to bring in for show and tell, finding a dinosaur egg. Unfortunately, the egg hatches in the present and it becomes more and more difficult to hide it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181950 +0000" stop="20260816184417 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Clowns in Town - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uniqua, Pablo, and Austin are a team of clowns looking for a circus to perform with. Tyrone is the ringmaster of his own circus, which is heading for Big City. When Tyrone inadvertently misses his train, the clowns make a deal with him: if they can get Tyrone to his train before it reaches Big City, he must let them join. Even with all sorts of wacky hikings unfolding, they still reach Big City in time for the circus' next show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184417 +0000" stop="20260816190844 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Day - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Groove to psychedelic soul as Harbor Patrollers Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone repeatedly save determined Fisher-lady Tasha, who insists upon fishing in dangerous waters!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190844 +0000" stop="20260816193309 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sinbad Sails Alone - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Set sail for adventure - and mambo - as Sinbad (Tyrone) encounters rough waters, Siren Uniqua, and Medusa Tasha! Will bumbling First Mate Pablo help or sink the ship, and find the end of the rainbow?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193309 +0000" stop="20260816195736 +0000" channel="C503.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Deep - S02E17</title>
    <desc>In this underwater Bollywood musical, Deep-sea Explorers Tyrone and Pablo attempt to capture the garden-guardian Mermaids Uniqua and Tasha...on film, that is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181957 +0000" stop="20260816185640 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise Baby Announcement - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Giant chocolate gift boxes, floating cakes, edible mosaics: The bakers get extra inventive to help a couple deliver their pregnancy news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185640 +0000" stop="20260816193328 +0000" channel="C506.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vow Renewal - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A 10-year vow renewal party sees the bakers pushing themselves to the limit to make unforgettable sweet showpieces that represent the happy couple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184659 +0000" stop="20260816193712 +0000" channel="C508.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fore! The Love of Mini Golf - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Split into two groups, the bakineers design, bake and build an edible, themed putt-putt course. Will they hit a hole-in-one when the judges tee off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180921 +0000" stop="20260816183822 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Temple - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Spencer makes a play to poach a big client from Andre, his business rival, while struggling to find a quick fix for his physical ailments. Ricky considers where to head to next. Reggie fights for what he believes Vernon owes him. Feeling underpaid and undervalued, Tracy takes a stand with her boss. Charles gets insights from his coach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183822 +0000" stop="20260816190518 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elidee - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer advises a reluctant Vernon to stay quiet when the truth behind his injury threatens his career. Trying to stave off Andre’s attacks on their business, Spencer and Joe butt heads over how best to advise a client. Charles worries whether he’s up for a challenge. A hard-to-impress Ricky takes a trip to tour a potential new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190518 +0000" stop="20260816193459 +0000" channel="C509.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World of Hurt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Joe search for Andre’s weakness, while Vernon anxiously awaits news. Jason faces an uphill battle as he woos a client. Ricky tries to understand his dad. Charles gets the real deal from Siefert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181504 +0000" stop="20260816183543 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Season on Brides - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy try to hire a wedding planner and Missy looks for her wedding dress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183543 +0000" stop="20260816185617 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detroit Rock City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bam and Missy go in search of wedding rings; the venue is still in question.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185617 +0000" stop="20260816191648 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Off With Her Shirt - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Missy and Bam finally locate a venue; the couple gets an offer from Playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191648 +0000" stop="20260816193723 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipping the Christmas Bird - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Missy worries about preparing her first Christmas Eve dinner; Bam wants to spruce up the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193723 +0000" stop="20260816195746 +0000" channel="C510.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unicorn Whisperer - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Missy tries to finalize wedding plans as Bam parties with Novak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180318 +0000" stop="20260816180754 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tunnel of Terror - S01E12</title>
    <desc>General Blight and Doctor Gloom plot to use a fairground machine to blow up Acacia Road police station. Eric is told of their evil plan and transforms into Bananaman to try and stop them before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180754 +0000" stop="20260816181231 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery at the Old Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>There's a mystery at the old mine - somebody is digging away with a powerful machine, and if it isn't stopped, the whole town will collapse! Bananaman goes to investigate...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181231 +0000" stop="20260816181703 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Tribe of the Tapiocas - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Bananaman drops in on the mysterious jungles of the Banana Republic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181703 +0000" stop="20260816182132 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble at the Mill - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Doctor Gloom creates a new villain called Appleman and orders him to seek out and destroy Bananaman. Appleman takes Eric and Samantha hostage in order to find out the location of Bananaman, not realising that Eric is Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182132 +0000" stop="20260816182604 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Web of Evil - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bananaman comes face to face with Doctor Gloom's latest creation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182604 +0000" stop="20260816183037 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eric goes on a school trip to the museum and runs into General Blight and Aunty, who are planning on stealing the exhibit of Egyptian treasure. Eric eats a banana and transforms into Bananaman to try and foil their scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183037 +0000" stop="20260816183511 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night Patrol - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman is patrolling for those devious villains, the Heavy Mob!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183511 +0000" stop="20260816183944 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of Fear - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A mysterious thick fog consumes Acacia Road. Bananaman investigates and finds that it is the work of the Weatherman, who has teamed up with General Blight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183944 +0000" stop="20260816184429 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tank Full of Trouble - S02E08</title>
    <desc>There's been a hijacking - can Bananaman track down the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184429 +0000" stop="20260816184907 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom has invented a cloning machine, and it's up to Bananaman to stop it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184907 +0000" stop="20260816185350 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Banana - S02E10</title>
    <desc>After Eric finds out there is a shortage of bananas so he uses his last banana to transform into Bananaman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185350 +0000" stop="20260816185832 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Intergalactic Olympics - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the Intergalatic Olympics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185832 +0000" stop="20260816190313 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Orbit - S02E12</title>
    <desc>King Zorg has a new secret weapon - a large magnet he plans to use to spin the Earth anti-clockwise! Unluckily for Zorg, Bananaman is in space just as his battle cruiser sets off to dominate the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190313 +0000" stop="20260816190745 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disaster at Devil's Cove - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom and General Blight are at it again. This time around sees Crow being captured and a ship of bananas fearing its doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190745 +0000" stop="20260816191234 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Nerks - S03E02</title>
    <desc>King Zorg plots with General Blight to take over the world by unleashing his army of Nerks on the planet, where they take over the roles of policemen, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, and TV readers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191234 +0000" stop="20260816191711 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowman Cometh - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bananaman gets put on ice by the Weatherman's latest creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191711 +0000" stop="20260816192150 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pirate TV Station - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom take over the TV and forces the newsreader to tell the world not to help ladys across the road, not to brush your teeth and (gasp) not to eat bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192150 +0000" stop="20260816192625 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bridge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom teams up with a weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192625 +0000" stop="20260816193104 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbour of Lost Ships - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Bananaman ends up in shark-infested waters, but can he escape General Blight's clutches?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193104 +0000" stop="20260816193531 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Visibility Zero - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dr Gloom discovers a way for general blight to sabotage and perhaps once and for all destroy Bananaman by making him invisible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193531 +0000" stop="20260816194007 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Century - S03E08</title>
    <desc>General Blight teams up with the weatherman to try and cause mayhem without counting on the presence of our banana hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194007 +0000" stop="20260816194443 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peril of Ping Pong - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Fiona is captured by the gigantic ape Ping Pong in the jungle, so Bananaman has to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194443 +0000" stop="20260816194914 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Air Race - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Bananaman enters the Great Air Race - can he beat the competition?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194914 +0000" stop="20260816195341 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavern of the Lost - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Bananaman sets out for the north face of the mountain Igor, where several mountaineers have recently vanished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195341 +0000" stop="20260816195813 +0000" channel="C511.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown Capers - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Bananaman goes to the circus, but will General Blight stop clowning around?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181046 +0000" stop="20260816192359 +0000" channel="C512.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Currahee - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Easy Company is introduced to Captain Sobel, who has the group undergo hard and unfair training. As a result, Sobel comes into conflict with his men, including Richard Winters, his executive officer. The company is shipped to England to prepare for D-Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184214 +0000" stop="20260816192833 +0000" channel="C513.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snakes and Whatnot - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Nola returns to Banshee. Proctor's mother ails from a disease. Carrie must choose between the heist and her relationship with Colonel Douglas Stowe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183135 +0000" stop="20260816191306 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karaoke Katastrophe - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dimples
Burbank, CA

At Dimples, America’s first karaoke bar, Jon Taffer must deal with dated décor, an angry chef, and an oblivious owner… who’s also a hoarder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191306 +0000" stop="20260816195354 +0000" channel="C514.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Horse Walks Into a Bar - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Chilleen's
Black Canyon City, AZ

Horses defecating inside this Arizona bar are the least of Jon Taffer’s problems. He must contend with drunk owners, a family in turmoil, and a bank foreclosure if he hopes to save this business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180420 +0000" stop="20260816182729 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copy Cat - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Tammy, in her desire to be as well-liked as Barbie, decides to copy Barbie in all ways possible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182729 +0000" stop="20260816185006 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbie's Day Off - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Barbie is forced to spend the day at home when she catches a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185006 +0000" stop="20260816191317 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of the Miner's Ghost - S05E09</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191317 +0000" stop="20260816193611 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Masked Mystery on Ice - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Barbie discovers that Trey is a fantastic figure skater, but keeps it a secret out of insecurity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193611 +0000" stop="20260816195906 +0000" channel="C516.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Snows in Malibu - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Barbie and friends take the camper out to spend some quality time together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181859 +0000" stop="20260816184149 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Studio Sleuths - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When things at the recording studio suddenly start disappearing - including Brooklyn's phone, with Brooklyn and Malibu's latest music on it. The girls become amateur detectives to recover everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184149 +0000" stop="20260816190439 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Record - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After accidentally breaking one of Kel's rare record albums, Malibu and Brooklyn turn to Jacks, Jayla and Lyla for backup as they take off on a comedic romp across the city to replace it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190439 +0000" stop="20260816192729 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knock It Off - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Malibu and Brooklyn decide to start their own business instead of doing odd jobs for other people, they suddenly find themselves in direct competition with The Dash, setting off an escalation of crazier and crazier sales tactics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192729 +0000" stop="20260816195020 +0000" channel="C517.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Costumed Capers - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Performing as costumed characters in Times Square, Brooklyn and Malibu find themselves caught in a case of mistaken identity when two pranksters wearing the same outfits cause trouble around the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180639 +0000" stop="20260816185744 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Coppelli Oath - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Baretta kills a drug pusher in a shootout, the man's teenage brother vows revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185744 +0000" stop="20260816194840 +0000" channel="C518.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk Like You Talk - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A committee on police corruption investigates Baretta after his partner takes a bribe in order to support his girlfriend's expensive tastes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181510 +0000" stop="20260816184018 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Dirty Rat - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Barney smells a rat when two pounds of confiscated marijuana disappears from the evidence locker, and a homeless man spends the night in a department store apparently one of many.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184018 +0000" stop="20260816190530 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thief - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A hansom cab owner reports his horse missing. A man assaulted in his hotel room insists he was alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190530 +0000" stop="20260816193038 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain - S02E11</title>
    <desc>During a very rainy day, the squad must endure both the precinct roof threatening to collapse, and VERY bad Bicentennial jokes from a nightclub comedian-the stationhouse roof literally groaning in response!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193038 +0000" stop="20260816195551 +0000" channel="C519.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A glimpse at Detective Fish's home life ensues when the detective decides to go on restricted duty. Steve Landesberg bows as Arthur Dietrich; Doris Belack fills in for Florence Stanley as Bernice Fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181319 +0000" stop="20260816185712 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Refraction - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Norman tries to confide in Dr. Edwards, but worries he may reveal too much. Also: Norma hires a craftsman to fix a window and Romero uncovers a crime that threatens his new life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185712 +0000" stop="20260816194011 +0000" channel="C521.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vault - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Norman uncovers painful truths as his therapy progresses; Norma works to prevent a secret from being revealed; Romero assists an old friend despite the risk to his career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180729 +0000" stop="20260816183244 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While Gotham City Burns - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Batman saves Robin from the Wayne Memorial Clock Tower at the last possible Big Benjamin second. While they are busy in the Batcave, The Bookworm steals a priceless cookbook from stately Wayne Manor. He then lures the Dynamic Duo into an oversized cookbook on display in the middle of Gotham city and steals the Batmobile. Can Batman and Robin escape before their goose is cooked?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183244 +0000" stop="20260816185806 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death in Slow Motion - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Charlie Chaplin and the Keystone Kops raid the till at the newly opened Gotham movie theater. The culprits turn out to be “The Riddler” and his gang in disguise. They lead the Dynamic Duo on a crime spree chase from Mother Gatham’s Bakery, past the Gotham Library, and into a Temperance Party. At each of these events, the villains are accompanied by German film maker Van Bloheim who captures everything on celluloid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185806 +0000" stop="20260816192328 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddler's False Notion - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Robin has been captured by “The Riddler,” leaving Batman fearing his own reaction. Therefore he asks Commissioner Gordon to accompany him to the Bat-cave to witness his interrogation of Pauline, The Riddler’s moll. All clues eventually lead back to the priceless silent film collection of Mr. Van Jones, to which The Riddler is about to add his own silent masterpiece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192328 +0000" stop="20260816194849 +0000" channel="C523.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fine Finny Fiends - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Alfred is kidnapped by the Penguin ans his finny fiends while buying caviar for the Multimillionaires Annual Award Dinner. Although the loyal butler does not know the secret location where the dinner is to be held, Penguin brainwashes the man-servant as part of his diabolical scheme. Batman and Robin track down the Penguin’s hideout on a fishing pier owned by "Knott A. Fish," only to walk into a trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182026 +0000" stop="20260816184126 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inqueling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne is out of town, and Inque is back -- announcing her presence by disrupting the launch of a billion-dollar satellite. Newly invulnerable to water, she poses more of a threat than ever before. Terry remembers that Bruce Wayne had to save him from Inque twice before, putting both his identity and his life at risk. Wanting to prove himself, he insists on pursuing Inque himself, though he asks Max to do some detective work for him.

Meanwhile, Inque's deal has gone sour, and her would-be client has weakened her with a particle destabilizer. Sick and desperate for help, she goes to the one person who she feels she can trust -- Deanna Clay, the daughter she abandoned as a child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184126 +0000" stop="20260816190234 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Shortly after Batman foils a daring, high-tech robbery of a powerful Wayne-Powers agricultural compound, Charlie "Big Time" Bigelow, one of Terry's friends from his wilder days, gets out of jail. Charlie offers Terry a chance to hook up with some contacts he made on the inside for a big job, but Terry refuses, trying to talk Charlie into staying out of trouble. Feeling guilty because Charlie went to jail and he didn't, Terry convinces Bruce Wayne to get Charlie a low-level job at Wayne-Powers.

When Terry finds out that Charlie used him to get into Wayne-Powers, he confronts him, hoping to steer him straight before he has to intervene as Batman. Clancy Brown makes his first appearance as Charlie "Big Time" Bigelow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190234 +0000" stop="20260816192338 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Feeling old and tired, Bruce Wayne is reminiscing about past loves lost when Talia, daughter of R'as al Ghul, visits him in the Batcave. With her father long dead, she wishes to rekindle their romance and makes him an offer: She will give him eternal youth through use of the immortalizing Lazarus Pit, and they can spend the rest of their lives helping people through their philanthropic organizations.

Worried that Bruce might give in for all the wrong reasons -- and concerned that he may lose the honor of being Batman -- Terry decides to come along to make sure everything is as it seems. When he and Bruce discover the truth behind her offer, it turns out to be more bizarre than either could have imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192338 +0000" stop="20260816194439 +0000" channel="C524.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak No Evil - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Batman tries to capture an eight-foot-tall gorilla that's on the loose, he's surprised at the extremely intelligent decisions it makes in order to escape. During the chase, he encounters two zoologists from Gotham State University, who say that it's their gorilla -- named Fingers -- who has escaped. Following a hunch, Batman investigates at the zoology department and discovers the scientists were using methyl glycose (the compound used for splicing) to add human DNA to Fingers for better intelligence tests.

Batman must now find a giant, smart gorilla that's only getting smarter, and who has an unexplained hatred of noted conservationist James van Dyle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180729 +0000" stop="20260816182959 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prophecy of Doom - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Batman investigates a cult, called The Brotherhood, founded by the "mystic" Nostromos after hearing about a number of stories from his colleagues about his ability to predict the future. Batman finds out that Nostromos is actually a con artist who was rigging near-fatal accidents to gain the confidence of Gotham's upper class citizens. Can Batman expose this ruse before it's too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182959 +0000" stop="20260816185230 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forgotten - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While investigating the disappearances of Gotham's homeless in an undercover disguise, Bruce Wayne is kidnapped. Imprisoned in a chain gang mining camp and suffering from amnesia, will he be able to escape and free the rest of the prisoners?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185230 +0000" stop="20260816191457 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad as a Hatter - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Miserable Wayne Industries scientist Jervis Tetch is unable to pursue the girl he loves, Alice, the secretary. When she splits up from her boyfriend, he makes an advance and develops a fast friendship with her, until her boyfriend reconciles with her and proposes to her. Enraged, Tetch decides to take matters into his own hands, and dons the mantle of the Mad Hatter, using his mind control devices to force those who have wronged him all his life to become his mindless slaves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191457 +0000" stop="20260816193727 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Baron Jozek, furious at Batman for humiliating him at a dinner party (over Jozek's underworld connections), hires Josiah Wormwood, a master in setting traps for his victims, to hunt down Batman and bring back the hero's cape and cowl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193727 +0000" stop="20260816195957 +0000" channel="C525.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perchance to Dream - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne wakes up one morning to find that his life is completely upside-down: his parents are alive, the Batcave doesn't exist, Alfred does not remember Robin, and he is engaged to Selina Kyle. However, it doesn't mean that Batman isn't still around, and Bruce starts to wonder what has happened, especially after seeing the characteristics of a dream (such as book and newspaper prints not making sense) inside this new life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181551 +0000" stop="20260816183808 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Batmen! - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Batman gets hurt, his friends Capt Marvel, Aquaman, Green Arrow, and Plastic Man attempt to fill his cowl</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183808 +0000" stop="20260816190010 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scorn of the Star Sapphire! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Batman and Wonder Woman team up to defeat Baroness Paula Von Gunther and her army of robots, as well as to save Col. Steve Trevor. Batman teams up with Hal Jordan to fight Star Sapphire and her Zamaron army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190010 +0000" stop="20260816192220 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Out for Vengeance! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Batman and the Justice League International travel to the past to stop an evil force from wiping out all the incarnations of Batman throughout time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192220 +0000" stop="20260816194416 +0000" channel="C526.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword of the Atom! - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Two years ago, Batman and the second Atom (Ray Palmer) worked together to save themselves from villains like Cannoneer and Thinker. Ray later retired and Ryan Choi takes up the mantle. Two years later, Palmer's arch-nemesis Chronos plans an attack and Batman goes looking for him. When Batman disappears, Aquaman and Atom (Ryan Choi) must shrink to a microscopic size in the Amazon Jungle to save the Caped Crusader and Ray Palmer from tiny aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182456 +0000" stop="20260816193726 +0000" channel="C527.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Web Woods - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beware the Glitch Witches in this forest of terrifying trees and dead data, where Kitty and ZaZa are forced to team up. (What's scarier than that?)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180131 +0000" stop="20260816192502 +0000" channel="C528.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Want a Pizza Me? - S08E09</title>
    <desc>A kill-or-be-killed main event features End Game and HyperShock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181918 +0000" stop="20260816190812 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Gods (1) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>While the fleet is plagued by glowing lights that constantly fly past them too fast to be followed, Apollo, Starbuck, and Sheba find the remains of a shipwreck, with a mysterious and seemingly all-powerful being named Count Iblis, who helps them capture Baltar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190812 +0000" stop="20260816195705 +0000" channel="C529.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Gods (2) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Count Iblis has delivered the Colonials' enemy, Baltar before the Council of Twelve. As the Colonials celebrate, Adama and Apollo come to the conclusion that the secret to Iblis' identity can only be found within the wreckage of the ship where he was first encountered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180804 +0000" stop="20260816185241 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Baltar's trial testimony threatens the very stability of the fleet. Lee assists Romo Lampkin in Baltar's defense.Some in the fleet begin to feel that Baltar is divine. Though he dismisses such beliefs, Number Six suggests that the followers may know more about his true nature than Baltar does himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185241 +0000" stop="20260816194034 +0000" channel="C530.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>As Baltar's trial comes to a conclusion, key members of the fleet discover that they may be the Final Five Cylons. Tigh attempts to decipher the strange music he is hearing in his head, while a Cylon fleet approaches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180004 +0000" stop="20260816184240 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Try, Try, Tri-Tip Again - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three competitors face off at the Don't Be Cruel BBQ Duel in Mississippi in the Season 3 premiere</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184240 +0000" stop="20260816192516 +0000" channel="C531.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Light My Fire - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Three competitors face off at the annual Pigs in Flight BBQ Competition in Memphis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181002 +0000" stop="20260816183115 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Norse Case Scenario - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The gang help campers who are being terrorized by viking ghosts, but Daphne has a plan of her own to earn more Ranger patches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183115 +0000" stop="20260816185243 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The People vs. Fred Jones - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Fred goes on trial for posing as a rampaging mutant and Daphne serves as his lawyer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185243 +0000" stop="20260816191509 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The gang visits a strange town on Halloween night to celebrate the holiday, but the festivities are soon interrupted when Shaggy and Scooby run into a witch's house while trick or treating. Much to the gang's surprise, Fred reveals that he ran into this same witch 11 years ago and has been afraid to solve a mystery on Halloween ever since. In the process of solving the mystery, the gang tries to convince Fred that it is possible to solve a mystery on Halloween night despite his superstitious belief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191509 +0000" stop="20260816193735 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scroogie-Doo - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The gang is in Britain for Velma's symposium speech on Christmas Eve, but the spirit of mystery is in the air when they meet a man who claims he will be haunted by three ghosts. While Scrooge's lack of articulateness and Fred's grudge against raccoons keeps the gang occupied, Velma discovers that the ghosts are not only there to show Scrooge the error of his ways. It seems the ghosts want to show her that her life would be far better without being oppressed by the gang's obsession with mysteries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193735 +0000" stop="20260816195948 +0000" channel="C532.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Fred Time - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Fred begins to obsessively trap everyone, so the gang decides he needs a break from mystery solving and takes him to Daphne's beach cabin. While there, a walking shark begins terrorizing the area, and the gang attempts to hide this from Fred so he can get some rest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183730 +0000" stop="20260816191931 +0000" channel="C533.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday Throwdown: Holidays in the City - S41E03</title>
    <desc>Carson Kressley brings some never-before-seen big city cheer to the holiday kitchen, enlisting hometown heavyweights Ayesha Nurdjaja, Michael Jenkins and Geoffrey Zakarian for a Big Apple showdown with Bobby Flay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182200 +0000" stop="20260816184655 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yellow Submarine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When the garden floods, the Beat Bugs turn an old bottle into a submarine. Jay and Walter butt heads over a game of Bug ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184655 +0000" stop="20260816191150 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Call Your Name - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After a game of bugball, Walter and Jay have an argument about their gameplay, and refuse to talk to each other. The others stage an elaborate ruse to help them make amends. The pair resolve their differences and learn to play as a team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191150 +0000" stop="20260816193645 +0000" channel="C534.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>With a Little Help From My Friends - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After watching Walter perform, an ambitious Buzz tries to put on a show all by herself. Jay runs away after ruining the Village Art Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181156 +0000" stop="20260816185413 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nevermore - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Elliott goes to Joe's apartment (#751) because Joe's on a leave of absence from work in order to stop him from investigating Catherine's death. Elliott gives Joe the address of the building where Catherine was killed (1900-6th Avneue, tower off of 53rd Street) and warns Joe not to trust Moreno, the current D.A., because Catherine was betrayed by someone working in the D.A.'s office and because Moreno put Joe on a leave of absence and insisted that Joe stop investigating Catherine's death.

That night, Joe goes to Moreno's office and accosts him. He also throws the address out at Moreno and gets a reaction! Moreno meets Gabriel and tells him about Joe's accusations. Moreno tells Gabriel that he'll handle Joe and dispose of Elliott Burch himself. Private investigator Cleon Manning (working for Elliott) is killed by Gabriel's hitmen as a warning to back off the case. Elliott has his first meeting with Vincent at the abandoned carousel in Central Park. Diana goes to Catherine's apartment and finds the secret entrance to the 'threshold Below' in the sub-basement of the apartment building. Diana brings the withered rosebush from Catherine's apartment back to her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185413 +0000" stop="20260816193534 +0000" channel="C535.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Vincent begins to have nightmares about a bad snowstorm reaching the tunnels. No one wants to listen because the tunnels are too far below ground to be touched by the weather. Vincent continues to worry. Finally he figures out that Gabriel has sent a man to try and kill him. The man's name is Snow. This is what Vincent has seen. Vincent leads Snow into the catacombs to confuse him. Snow fires and with a lucky shot hits Vincent. But the wound is not fatal. Vincent eventually kills Snow. He removes the ring from Snow's finger. Gabriel has a matching ring. He carries his body back to the top of the building where Catherine was killed. As he stands there he holds both arms up in the air and screams the name of Gabriel into the night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180239 +0000" stop="20260816182413 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet God - S03E18</title>
    <desc>After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie "Screwing Total Strangers," Beavis and Butt-head give it a try.  Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet "God" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
videos:   Helloween - "Halloween"   The Dickies - "Killer Klowns From Outer Space"   Sisters Of Mercy - "Dr. Jeep"   Electric Sun - "The Night The Master Comes"   Prong - "Prove You Wrong"   Alice Cooper - "Welcome to My Nightmare"   Bauhaus - "Ziggy Stardust"   Madonna - "Fever"   Bananarama - "Venus"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182413 +0000" stop="20260816183540 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Crime - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
videos:   Vanilla Ice - "Ice, Ice, Baby"   Alice In Chains - "Man In The Box"   Grace Jones - "Demolition Man"   Trashcan Sinatras - "Hay Fever"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183540 +0000" stop="20260816184646 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial - S03E20</title>
    <desc>For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism.  Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.  They are found guilty and sentenced to 500 hours of community service, and end up teaching other kids how to throw eggs at houses.
videos:   The Cult - "Lil' Devil"   George Michael - "Papa/Killer Was A Rollin' Stone"   Edie Brickell &amp; New Bohemians - "What I Am"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184646 +0000" stop="20260816185744 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
videos:   Rick James - "Super Freak"   Scandal - "Goodbye To You"   T'Pau - "Heart &amp; Soul"   Biz Markie - "Just A Friend"   Joan Jett &amp; The Blackhearts - "Do You Wanna Touch Me"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185744 +0000" stop="20260816190819 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plate Frisbee - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
videos:   Dolly Parton - "Romeo"   King Missile - "Martin Scorcese"   Quicksand - "Dine Alone"   Chris Isaak - "Wicked Game"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190819 +0000" stop="20260816191859 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canoe - S03E23</title>
    <desc>The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen.  Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making "his move" on Beavis.  A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes.  While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy.  Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
videos:   Frank Zappa - "You Are What You Is"   The Europeans - "We Are Animals"   Motorhead  - "No Voices In The Sky"   The Replacements - "Bastards Of Young"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191859 +0000" stop="20260816193019 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young, Gifted &amp; Crude - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
videos:   Infectious Grooves - "Three Headed Mind Pollution"   Ethyl Meatplow - "Devil's Johnson"   Rockwell - "Somebody's Watching Me"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193019 +0000" stop="20260816194039 +0000" channel="C536.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foreign Exchange - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi "Hiro" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
videos:   Madness - "One Step Beyond"   Jordy - "D'ur D'ur D'etre Bebe"   Cypress Hill -  "Insane In The Brain"   Art Of Noise - "Close (To The Edit)"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181306 +0000" stop="20260816183443 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hate Thy Neighbor - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Confined to his apartment during the recuperation period, Becker is subjected to the intruding lifestyles of those who live in his building, which has him seeing red. His mood brightens -- temporarily -- when his doctor from the hospital, Elizabeth Carson, makes a house call. Meanwhile, "good help is hard to find" takes on a new meaning when Margaret and Linda try to find a doctor to fill in for Becker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183443 +0000" stop="20260816185620 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain in the Aspirin - S02E10</title>
    <desc>As Becker continues to recoup from his gunshot wound, he's caught off guard when Elizabeth claims that she doesn't have any aspirin -- although he found a bottle of them among her things while earlier snooping through her purse. Becker, of course dismissing his own bad behavior, is miffed at her actions and begins to think that she may not have an honest bone in her body. Meanwhile, Bob wins the lottery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185620 +0000" stop="20260816191757 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Curve - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jake's old friend, who was responsible for the car accident in which Jake lost his sight, pays him a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Margaret tries to get out of an annual road trip with some nursing school friends; and Becker experiences screen envy when Jake wins a huge television at his grandmother's church raffle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191757 +0000" stop="20260816193933 +0000" channel="C538.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa on Ice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Becker is his usual bitter self as Christmas rolls around, until a department store Santa drops dead in his waiting room. Meanwhile, Reggie prepares for her Christmas party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180429 +0000" stop="20260816183022 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cats - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In our midseason finale, Bee and PuppyCat travel to a bathhouse on Cat-Head Planet for their strangest and most adorable job yet. Lucky for them, Pretty Patrick is on TV over there, too!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183022 +0000" stop="20260816185621 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Bee's birthday. Initially disappointed at having to work, and missing her dad, Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185621 +0000" stop="20260816192219 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bee's mood turns gleefully around when she and PuppyCat get assigned a job on Cloud World, an immersive video game inhabited by squat birds. When Bee's gender-swapped video game avatar gets wrapped in the glamour of side quests, it's up to PuppyCat to win the game and defeat the all-seeing eye of Cloud World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192219 +0000" stop="20260816194806 +0000" channel="C539.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toast - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Rent is due! An old wrestling acquaintance comes to visit Cass.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183006 +0000" stop="20260816191811 +0000" channel="C540.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Starting Point For Further Desires - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Josh tries to play off Ashley's ascendance at the club, Lindsay seeks petty revenge. The Chairwoman proposes changes at the gym.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182154 +0000" stop="20260816184415 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Skull - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jacques tries to achieve his afterlife-long dream of becoming Mr. Neitherworld, with one obstacle: namely, Armhold Musclehugger, the current reigning King of Fitness. How can someone with no muscles possibly compete with someone built like a Greek god?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184415 +0000" stop="20260816190637 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sore Feet - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice's feet decide they aren't being treated right and strike out on their own. BJ must find them before they get themselves in trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190637 +0000" stop="20260816192853 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Food - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's BJ and Lydia's Frankenburgers vs. Scuzzo's Clown Burgers in the biggest fast-food-fight of the century.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192853 +0000" stop="20260816195116 +0000" channel="C541.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queasy Rider - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Beetlejuice gets tired of Doomie's tendency to be nice, so he builds a new vehicle: Road Hawg, the meanest chopper around, but Doomie's the only one who can save BJ from Road Hawg's vicious new gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183110 +0000" stop="20260816191743 +0000" channel="C542.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Second Door - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Despite David's warnings, Louise can't shake her concern for Adele, who sows seeds of doubt over what happened with Rob on her family estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180348 +0000" stop="20260816190524 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Mary Jane Paul (Gabrielle Union) is a single woman with style, class and a high-powered career as a host of a popular news program. On paper, she has it all, except one thing...love. Tune in to find out what it's like 'Being Mary Jane'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190524 +0000" stop="20260816194628 +0000" channel="C543.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm Advisory - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Andre comes face to face with David at Mary Jane’s house. Meanwhile, changes are afoot at SNC and after an anchor is unceremoniously fired, Mary Jane, Kara and Mark all fear for their jobs. Lisa struggles with a bout of depression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181426 +0000" stop="20260816183626 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitz &amp; Grit - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bella competes in a beauty pageant, determined to show that girls can be pretty and tough. Pepper and Sophie bet Troy and Sawyer that being a cheerleader is harder than it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183626 +0000" stop="20260816185826 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accept No Substitutes - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their coach gets sick, the Bulldogs take advantage of the substitute by not working hard and find themselves unprepared for their upcoming game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185826 +0000" stop="20260816192025 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love You, Hunter Hayes! - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Bulldogs blackmail Bella after she skips a team activity to go to a Hunter Hayes concert. Meanwhile, Pepper tries to get an interview with Hunter for the school news station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192025 +0000" stop="20260816194225 +0000" channel="C544.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party of Three - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Bella works up the nerve to ask Zach on a date, only to have him arrive with a surprise in tow; Troy and Sawyer's favorite movie series leaves Newt unimpressed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183744 +0000" stop="20260816192058 +0000" channel="C545.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Beans - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Capt. Lee makes a decision regarding the crew's re-configuration; Matt and Brianna mistakenly go to a nude beach; Jen grows weary with unfair treatment; Kate plans an anniversary surprise that fizzles; criticism sends Matt spiraling into shame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181409 +0000" stop="20260816183700 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Change of Face - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dressed as Pilgrims, to honor their history, while in the streets of Salem, MA, Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max witness an explosion of a nearby building. But when Ben rushes to the rescue, Charmcaster is there waiting with a spell to take over Ben's body and the Omnitrix. Only things go awry and Gwen and Charmcaster switch bodies. Gwen goes to prison and the sorceress is brewing a plan to gain the Omnitrix. Now Gwen must find the way to get out of prison, alert her family against Charmcaster, and get her own body back using every trick up her sleeve... or Charmcaster's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183700 +0000" stop="20260816185952 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Ben, Grandpa Max, and Gwen come upon a bizarre Christmas theme park run by an evil entity who thinks Grandpa Max is Santa Claus and proceeds to trap him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185952 +0000" stop="20260816192250 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benwolf - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ben, as Wildvine, is fighting against an evil werewolf and is bitten. The Omnitrix times out and Ben turns back to his human form. Then, when the werewolf hits the Omnitrix, it starts to mess up and act weird. After all of this, Ben starts to get a crush on a girl that he meets. But things change, as Ben slowly starts to turn into a werewolf himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192250 +0000" stop="20260816194543 +0000" channel="C546.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Over - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Tennysons stay in as it rains outside, and Ben plays a video game to pass the time by. When Gwen decides to join in, Ben is jealous of how she's a far superior player. Instead, Ben decides to transform to Upgrade, and merges with the game console. Gwen makes an attempt at shaking him off, but suddenly, a lightning strike causes them to transfer into the video game itself. The only way Ben can use the Omnitrix is to find coins with the different aliens on it. To get out, they must find the Upgrade coin before an evil being uses it to escape into the real world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180757 +0000" stop="20260816181919 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shhh! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While chilling at a monastery with a no-noise policy, Ben can't keep quiet and accidentally awakens a dangerous Dragon hidden in a secret chamber below the hallowed halls - a job that might be too much for even Diamondhead.
Air date from Australia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181919 +0000" stop="20260816183042 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rustbucket RIP - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Ben finds a rare map in the historical village Oldeville. Billy Billions wants that map so he challenges Ben with his high-tech drones.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183042 +0000" stop="20260816184204 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben 24hrs - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen want to stay awake in Adrenaland, a theme park that is 24/7 open. Thinking that with his alien abilities he can stay awake, things get worse.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184204 +0000" stop="20260816185327 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brief Career of Lucky Girl - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When a wizard cos player gets his hands on a real magic wand at Comic Con, Ben enlists the help of Gwen (as Lucky Girl) to help stop Hex from retrieving it by tricking the wicked warlock into thinking she is a possessor of powerful magic herself.
Air date from Australia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185327 +0000" stop="20260816190417 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clocktopus - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Ben must overcome his fear of squids when the Steampunk super villain Steam Smythe attacks a construction site of Grandpa Max's favorite pier.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190417 +0000" stop="20260816191541 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Growing Pains - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ben and Gwen are turned into babies by a weird nanny who wants to turn the world into a day care.
Air date from the UK</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191541 +0000" stop="20260816192704 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventures in Babysitting - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Gwen, Ben and Max encounter a family who are kind of their mirror selves.
Air date from Australia</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192704 +0000" stop="20260816193826 +0000" channel="C547.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steam is the Word - S01E14</title>
    <desc>In the heart of Silicon Valley, Ben has to stop Victorian villain, Steam Smythe, from getting an incredible power source sealed in a Tesla time capsule.
Air date from the UK and Australia</desc>
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    <title>Need for Speed - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Touring Yellowstone National Park, Ben uncovers a plot by Lagrange who wants to digout an old treasure from below the national park.
Air date from the UK</desc>
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    <title>Max Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gwen's older brother, Ken, is suddenly missing. As they look, they encounter a surprise leading to a shocking secret from the DNAliens.</desc>
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    <title>Pier Pressure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>While Ben has a date with Julie, it is soon ruined when an alien named Ship makes trouble at the local fair.</desc>
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    <title>What Are Little Girls Made Of? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Ben and Gwen learn that their grandmother Verdona is an alien being, Verdona insists that Gwen should come along with her to her home planet and improve her abilities. With this, Gwen is faced with a difficult decision between a human and alien life.</desc>
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    <title>The Gauntlet - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Ben stands up to Cash and JT, they soon discover a robotic gauntlet from Kevin's vehicle. With it, Cash decides to get back on Ben, although this time, it's more than just a joke.</desc>
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    <title>Malgax Attacks - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Ben finally manages to rid himself of Skurd... just when he needs the Slimebiote most.</desc>
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    <title>Most Dangerous Game Show - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Ben fights for his wife on an alien reality show.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The End of an Era - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The Time War races towards its dramatic conclusion, with the fate of the entire universe and everything in it since the beginning of time resting in the hands of Ben!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A New Dawn - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Maltruant tries to achieve his main goal of removing time from existence. It is up to Ben and Rook to stop him once and for all.</desc>
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    <title>Fame - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ben's secret identity is exposed, casting him into the spotlight. Elsewhere, an alien plans to detonate a nuclear bomb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183635 +0000" stop="20260816185914 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duped - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben uses Echo Echo to make two clones of himself to attempt to be in three places at once.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185914 +0000" stop="20260816192149 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hit 'Em Where They Live - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Zombozo, Charmcaster, and Vulkanus form an alliance and plan to ambush Ben's parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192149 +0000" stop="20260816194406 +0000" channel="C550.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Games - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Will Harangue comes up with a mastermind plan to put an end to Ben, the 'menace'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180752 +0000" stop="20260816181908 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mermaid - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly meet a mermaid, and with the help of Lucy and her dad, they return her lost magic mirror to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181908 +0000" stop="20260816183019 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daisy and Poppy Go to the Museum - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Daisy and Poppy cause untold havoc in a museum!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183019 +0000" stop="20260816184135 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chickens Ride West - S02E49</title>
    <desc>King Thistle wants eggs for breakfast, so the Elves, Ben, Holly and Nanny Plum decide to bring the chickens to the Little Castle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184135 +0000" stop="20260816185251 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gaston is Lost - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly must find Gaston, who is lost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185251 +0000" stop="20260816190357 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben and Holly's Christmas - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Father Christmas pays a surprise visit to The Little Kingdom to check on the Christmas preparations. The Elves are busy making all of the toys and Nanny Plum is in control of the crackers. Everything is going according to plan until King Thistle gets trapped in a cracker, Queen Thistle gets trapped in a toy fairy castle and the Wise Old Elf gets trapped in a Christmas tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190357 +0000" stop="20260816191502 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben and Holly's Christmas Episode 2 - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly set out on a Christmas rescue mission to save the 3 trapped grown-ups from Part 1, but they all end up in Lucy's house for a Merry Christmas with Lucy and her family!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191502 +0000" stop="20260816193705 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royal Fairy Picnic - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Holly invites Ben to the annual Royal Fairy Picnic. King Thistle hopes there won't be a repeat of last year's magical jelly flood!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193705 +0000" stop="20260816195910 +0000" channel="C551.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gaston The Ladybird - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Ben and Holly like to play with Gaston the ladybird. One morning when they come to his cave the find it empty and moreover it's absolutely filthy. Thinking it will cheer up Gaston they clean up the cave. But when Gaston comes back from his morning walk they realise it was a mistake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183016 +0000" stop="20260816192205 +0000" channel="C552.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gavin Blod: The Man and His Music - S06E01</title>
    <desc>1.Benny Quickie: Escaped Irish Convicts
2.All-Time Favorites
3.Benny's Ballad: Beach of Waikiki
4.Gavin Blod: The Man &amp; His Music
5.Benny Quickie: Irish Unemployed
6.Lee Gibson: The Moment of Truth
7."Long, Dry Summer" by Tennessee Robbins
8.Newer Faces
9.Closing: Fruit Stand</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181022 +0000" stop="20260816183151 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sin Cup - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Bernie and Jordan square off in a battle not quite of biblical proportions, but certainly of biblical content, as the youngster craftily uses the Good Book for manipulation when he believes he's being unduly punished. After a priest at school misinterprets Jordan's innocent questions about religion, he warns Bernie, who sentences the boy to intensive Bible study. But that backfires when Jordan cons younger sister Bryanna into being the standard-bearer for a crusade against sinâ€”keeping his own hands clean when Bryanna dumps Bernie's liquor; rips up his celebrity photos (to combat idolatry); and tells on Wanda when she fibs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183151 +0000" stop="20260816185325 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Wesley Snipes takes a genial comic spin as Wanda's easygoing boss, Duke, who invites the couple to a dinner party. Feeling as if the kids are ""turning my brain into mush,"" Bernie relishes this rare opportunity for adult conversation. But playing a parlor game underscores just how much being around the kids has influenced Bernie â€” asked to name something that flies, he submits ""Tinkerbell"" â€” and he takes some, well, kidding, from the Duke. Back at home, Vanessa baby-sits her siblings and takes matters into her own hand when Jordan gets troublesome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185325 +0000" stop="20260816191455 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Jordan - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jordan plans to impress one of Vanessa's friends with magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191455 +0000" stop="20260816193656 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Election - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Bernie and Wanda attend Vanessa's parent night at her school. They are shocked to find that her teacher likes her, and thinks she is not being challenged enough, so he suggests she run for class president. Jordan is upset when he puts his time into making a dung beetle project, but ends up only getting the huge pile of dung done. So Bernie decides to help Jordan on his next project, which turns out to be a VERY detailed model of an old building, but Bernie does all the work. Vanessa also asks Bernie to help her on her campaign, so Bernie appears as many characters in her video of why she should be allected. It goes over so well that Vanessa asks Bernie to compete in the school talent show, to help along her campaign. Meanwhile, Jordan's project turns out great, but Bernie doesn't know that Jordan has decided to make a few extra things. He changes the roof, throws in some plastic people, and sets it on fire, laughing hysterically. Bernie trips on pieces of it, trying to put the fire out</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193656 +0000" stop="20260816195856 +0000" channel="C553.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaving Los Angeles - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After taking the kids to the movies, Las Vegas-bound Bernie is further delayed by scenes that grow out of what they saw there, but weren't supposed to see.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181038 +0000" stop="20260816185352 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gloves Off - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's actions unexpectedly create waves for Kim. Mike cautiously weighs a lucrative proposal that might bring about dire consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185352 +0000" stop="20260816193949 +0000" channel="C555.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebecca - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated with his restrictive work environment. Kim pulls out all the stops to dig herself out of a seemingly bottomless hole at HHM.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180059 +0000" stop="20260816182230 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lust in Translation - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ted romances a beautiful German executive who can't speak a word of English. It doesn't matter Veridian is developing a translation device for her company, enabling the two to communicate. The problem is, the voice of the device is Phil's, which ruins the mood for Ted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182230 +0000" stop="20260816184408 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mess of a Salesman - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Ted helps his fast talking brother, Billy, get a job selling lab equipment for one of Veridian's biggest suppliers, but no good deed goes unpunished, as Billy proceeds to sell Veridian more equipment than they could ever use and corrupts Phil and Lem in the process. Meanwhile, a charity for girls that Veridian supports gives Veronica an award, but when she and Linda learn that the company actually gives very little of the money it raises to the charity, they set out to make things right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184408 +0000" stop="20260816190442 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want To - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Veronica is suspicious that Ted might be using his daughter to bond with the boss in an effort to advance his career. Meanwhile, Phil and Lem tentatively start a friendship with Linda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190442 +0000" stop="20260816192616 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swag the Dog - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Phil and Lem embark on a quest to gain respect around the office, Veronica goes on a reluctant treasure hunt inside the Veridian building, and Ted has to confront rumors of staff favoritism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192616 +0000" stop="20260816194807 +0000" channel="C556.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181346 +0000" stop="20260816183615 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Soap Opera - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Granny thinks her favourite TV soap opera is real. She invites the star to the Mansion because on the show he was sick and she wanted to Doctor him. When she thinks she’s cured him off he goes back to work. Next day Granny sees him sick on TV again, so this time asks Jethro to take her to the TV studio because something there must be making him sick. When they arrive He’s in the operating theatre and Granny takes him home so he’ll get better under her care.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183615 +0000" stop="20260816185837 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Days - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Granny becomes enraged when Elly May's herd of canine friends trample her every time she announces a meal is ready. Granny threatens to leave unless Elly gets rid of her menagerie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185837 +0000" stop="20260816192100 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crystal Gazers - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Supernatural shenanigans spook the Clampetts. Granny convinces herself that she has the gift of prophecy and starts making doubtful predictions for her family and friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192100 +0000" stop="20260816194322 +0000" channel="C557.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Rags to Riches - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Mr. Drysdale wants to make a commercial starring the Clampetts as lazy hillbillies wasting their lives at the beginning, to successful contributors to society at the end. He dresses as SuperBanker and they recite to the camera how worthless their existence was before SuperBanker changed things for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183804 +0000" stop="20260816192402 +0000" channel="C558.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Presumption of Innocence - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Gil is relieved of his duties after Sue charges him with sexual harassment. Andrea offers her friendship to Sue, while Brandon stands behind Gil. Gil quits without fighting the charges; he confesses to Andrea that a former student committed suicide when he rejected her advances, and he does not want to drive Sue over the edge. During a dinner with Andrea, Sue's Uncle Henry badgers her into admitting that the allegations are fake; she tried to kiss Gil, and he rejected her. David and Donna visit Sue and find the eerily cheerful family holding a barbecue, with plans to move to Oklahoma. Fearing that Henry is becoming too close to her little sister, Sue reveals that her uncle molested her. Dylan picks up a bacterial infection from surfing in polluted waters. He wishes to support a clean water initiative but finds he can't vote because he failed to register before the deadline. Brandon seeks David's help in learning to dance, but cancels the lesson. He refuses to dance with Nikki at a club, then gets jealous when she dances with other guys. Music: 'Dance' Ruffneck featuring Yvonne, 'You Really Got Me' by the Kinks, 'Why' by Cathy Dennis, 'Saving Forever for You' by Shanice, 'Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)' by Marvin Gaye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180604 +0000" stop="20260816183153 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Warlock in the Gray Flannel Suit - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Endora causes trouble at McMann and Tate when she has a warlock join the firm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183153 +0000" stop="20260816185738 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eight-Year Itch Witch - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Endora summons a witch named Ophelia to tempt Darren.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185738 +0000" stop="20260816192325 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Men and a Witch on a Horse - S08E13</title>
    <desc>After Endora gives Darrin a gambling addiction, she makes sure his horse will lose the race. Sam convinces the horse to win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192325 +0000" stop="20260816194911 +0000" channel="C559.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam, Warlock or Washout? - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Adam is to be tested for magic powers and if he is normal, he is to be taken away from Sam and Darrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181412 +0000" stop="20260816191159 +0000" channel="C560.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When the circumstances of a crime novelist’s death eerily mirror the details of his final novel, Humphrey must uncover whether it was a coincidence or murder by design.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181418 +0000" stop="20260816192002 +0000" channel="C561.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Richland County, S.C. - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A Texas mother sends her three troublesome daughters to an overnight jail program in Richland County, South Carolina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181306 +0000" stop="20260816183223 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gyroscopic Collapse - S10E23</title>
    <desc>After celebrating the completion of the top-secret Air Force project, Leonard, Sheldon and Howard get an unwelcome surprise; Amy receives an offer for a summer position at Princeton as a visiting researcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183223 +0000" stop="20260816185201 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Distance Dissonance - S10E24</title>
    <desc>The gang is concerned when Sheldon’s former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, resurfaces while Amy is away at Princeton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185201 +0000" stop="20260816191243 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proposal Proposal - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Amy gives Sheldon an answer to his proposal while Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191243 +0000" stop="20260816193405 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retraction Reaction - S11E02</title>
    <desc>Leonard angers the university - and the entire physics community - after he gives an embarrassing interview. Also, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193405 +0000" stop="20260816195432 +0000" channel="C562.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Relaxation Integration - S11E03</title>
    <desc>As Sheldon stresses about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him he has a more laid-back side. Also, Koothrappali and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new coworker, Ruchi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182312 +0000" stop="20260816190553 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 23 - S23E23</title>
    <desc>With only 9 houseguests remaining, who will the the new HoH target this week? Or will the Coin Of Destiny impact the game?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190553 +0000" stop="20260816194853 +0000" channel="C564.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 24 - S23E24</title>
    <desc>Due to the Coin of Destiny, there is a secret HoH! How will the secret HoH's power affect the game? And with the power of veto up for grabs, will it save one of the three nominees up for eviction?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180201 +0000" stop="20260816182346 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bear Trapped - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cricket Green hates bears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182346 +0000" stop="20260816184544 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Photo Op - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bill promises his family a trip to the mall food court but tricks them into going to a family portrait studio.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184544 +0000" stop="20260816190742 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remy Rescue - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Remy skips his violin lesson to hang out with Cricket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190742 +0000" stop="20260816192941 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gridlocked - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Bill takes the family on a road trip, only to wind up in a traffic jam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192941 +0000" stop="20260816195139 +0000" channel="C565.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Bird - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Tilly finds a bird's nest and cares for the eggs, hoping the chicks will imprint on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181648 +0000" stop="20260816185929 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the World - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary Louise tries to get closer to Jane. Renata focuses her wrath on Principal Nippal. Madeline is forced to confront her issues at a couples therapy session. Celeste remains conflicted by her memories of Perry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185929 +0000" stop="20260816194328 +0000" channel="C566.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She Knows - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Celeste accuses Mary Louise of overstepping boundaries with Jane. Renata endures a prying court hearing with Gordon. Jane opens up to Corey at Amabella’s birthday party. Madeline continues to try to make things right with Ed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182325 +0000" stop="20260816185105 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asexual Healing - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Elijah tries to figure out why he doesn't have the same urges as his friends. A jealous Andrew hops a train to Vermont to surprise Bernie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185105 +0000" stop="20260816191848 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parents Aren't Alright - S06E09</title>
    <desc>While Andrew and Nick deal with parental crises, Jessi meets her new sibling, and Matthew realizes he's made Jay into a different person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191848 +0000" stop="20260816194712 +0000" channel="C567.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>F**ked Up Friday - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A sudden outbreak of body-swapping yields awkward situations and poignant revelations galore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180232 +0000" stop="20260816184446 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live to Win - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With the battle for logs taking a toll, Kevin keeps pursuing his plans to build the Pipedream and a new saw at the mill. Meanwhile, millhand Simon’s plans for a logger sports day get wildly out of hand once Kevin steps in to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184446 +0000" stop="20260816192701 +0000" channel="C569.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Only Way Is Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Seacrest finally hits the water, but the building of the Pipe Dream requires all hands on deck, so Kevin shuts down the mill so Coleman can help. A guitar maker comes to Kevin in search of unique wood, and Sarah goes on a mission to find a dress for Jack’s wedding. And Kevin’s big new band saw is finally ready.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180150 +0000" stop="20260816182521 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Jobs - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The boys have been breaking things while having too much fun at the Palm Woods and Gustavo has had enough. Rather than covering for them, Gustavo decides to teach the guys a lesson by making them get jobs to pay off the damages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182521 +0000" stop="20260816184854 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Blogger - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The boys must impress a well-known blogger, Deke whose words can control their career. They are going to be spending a "Day with Deke" very soon, so Gustavo hires people to train the boys to have a good "Day with Deke". When the interview starts, 5 minutes later, Deke writes a bad review, and the boys must figure out how to change his mind about them for a good review before he posts it through a series of traps. Meanwhile, Gustavo gets a "Scuttlebutter" account and sends out a Scutbut that he hate Brussels, the capital of Belgium. (He meant to type that he hates Brussel Sprouts)</desc>
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    <title>Big Time Terror - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gustavo's mansion becomes flooded, so he decides to live with the boys at the Palm Woods until it's unflooded. However, the boys want him to leave as soon as possible and will do whatever it takes to make him leave. Meanwhile, Carlos and Mr. Bitters are trying to prove that there is a ghost in the Palm Woods, while Logan is there to prove him wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191225 +0000" stop="20260816193558 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Dance - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The kids at the Palm Woods are organizing their first school dance, and the boys of Big Time Rush have secured the perfect location, Gustavo's recording studio. However there is a catch, the guys have to perform one of their songs during the evening. Now on top of having to get the perfect date, the guys have the added pressure of giving their first performance in front of a live audience. Kendall and Katie attempt to find their mom a perfect date, during which Kendall forgets to ask Jo to the dance, instead asking her to do preparations for the dance. The Jennifers all take Carlos under different personas after rejecting all the guys who asked them including Carlos (Carlos being the coolest, but still out of their league) and a nerdy kid. Logan tries to find the courage to ask Camille, but keeps failing miserably. James in his attempts to help out Logan accidentally asks out numerous girls including Rachael.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193558 +0000" stop="20260816195929 +0000" channel="C570.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Time Sparks - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The boys are told to stay away from Jordin Sparks while she stays at the Palm Woods and records a new song at Rocque Records. As they try to protect her, they only give her bad luck, eventually pushing her down a well and when Kendall tries to help her, Jo catches him and thinks he is cheating on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180929 +0000" stop="20260816183249 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Tricks - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A confidence-boosting voice box works so well that it completely changes Tricks' personality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183249 +0000" stop="20260816185626 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Detective Pecky - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Stripes teaches an impatient Pecky how to slow down and take her time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185626 +0000" stop="20260816192020 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parade Pop! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Disaster's in the air when gusty winds blow the city's annual balloon parade off course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192020 +0000" stop="20260816194437 +0000" channel="C571.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Struggle - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The crew works up a sweat to power a pop star's concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181518 +0000" stop="20260816184301 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Machines Take Over the World - S01E03</title>
    <desc>From robots that paint Rembrandts to Twitterbots gone rogue, Bill and his guests explore the potential and pitfalls of artificial intelligence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184301 +0000" stop="20260816190916 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Food, Less Hype - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bill extracts DNA from a strawberry in the lab and talks about genetically modified foods with a Monsanto executive, a professor and a farmer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190916 +0000" stop="20260816193637 +0000" channel="C572.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Original Martian Invasion - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Bill introduces the theory of panspermia, NASA scientists discuss the Mars 2020 mission, and Wil Wheaton and the panel ponder life on other planets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183458 +0000" stop="20260816193036 +0000" channel="C573.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tower of London - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Prince’s political ambitions come with a surprising twist, and his intentions are met with skepticism. Wendy, Wags and Taylor turn to an old friend for guidance. Chuck aligns with an unlikely ally in hopes of leveraging his freedom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182503 +0000" stop="20260816191516 +0000" channel="C574.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once a Thief - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When a bumbling crook learns of Jaime's bionics, he blackmails her into helping him rob a bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182543 +0000" stop="20260816190743 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris Reborn: Cow Heads, Caves, &amp; Pig Parts - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Mushrooms delivered to the presidential palace; brined ham delivered to the presidential palace; aging artisanal French cheese.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190743 +0000" stop="20260816194930 +0000" channel="C575.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Philadelphia: Shad Cakes, Krak, &amp; Kishke - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Cheese-steak and shad cake to turkey neck and pig liver in Philadelphia where pride brings good food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182155 +0000" stop="20260816184614 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fever - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As the temperature creeps slowly towards 88 degrees, Manny desperately seeks out new ways to stay cool, lest he trigger his "Dave syndrome." Meanwhile an unsympathetic Bernard falls hopelessly in love with Fran's new neighbour, who is unknowingly taking over Fran's apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184614 +0000" stop="20260816191016 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fixer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Bernard and Manny need to teach a psychotic ex-con to read in three days after agreeing to host his reading and book-signing in the shop. Fran gets a new job and all seems to be going well until some miscommunication when Manny calls in a favour...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191016 +0000" stop="20260816193416 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Manny is drawn into a competing bookstore by its customer-friendly atmosphere, he convinces Bernard the shop needs an overhaul. Fran makes use of the shop's improved facilities to track down her relatives, but is not entirely happy with what she finds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193416 +0000" stop="20260816195834 +0000" channel="C577.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hello Sun - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fran starts spending time with a new-age friend to try and wind down while Bernard and Manny are having another fight. Bernard believes Manny is a psychopath and sends him to a therapist, where he unlocks a confidence he never knew he had.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180237 +0000" stop="20260816182651 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Liaison - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Sometimes Sebastian's revisions to a plan can be dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182651 +0000" stop="20260816185105 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Careful Tending - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Before they pay the baron a visit, Sebastian decides to take some advice from Soma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185105 +0000" stop="20260816191519 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Sneering - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Lord Kelvin invites Ciel to replay a certain night from his past, and Ciel's servants receive some unexpected visitors at the mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191519 +0000" stop="20260816193933 +0000" channel="C578.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Butler, Serene - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The world is never kind to anyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180653 +0000" stop="20260816183049 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nero Reminiscences Part 2 - S01E124</title>
    <desc>After using forbidden magic in the fight against the devil, Secré turns into a bird and ends up spending centuries all alone. During that time, she ends up meeting Asta, who ends up with Licht’s grimoire that has a different devil residing in it. Patry ends up reviving due to resurrection magic, and then he becomes the leader of the Eye of the Midnight Sun and vows to get revenge. This was all according to the devil’s plan and Secré uses her sealing magic to free Lumiere and Licht so they can finish off the devil once and for all along with Asta. The battle comes to an end, and Secré now begins her new life as a member of the Black Bulls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183049 +0000" stop="20260816185445 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return - S01E125</title>
    <desc>The Black Bulls return to where their base originally was. Henry has to return the Raging Bull back into their hideout, but apparently, that takes some time. Meanwhile, Yami tells the Black Bulls to go find the magical beasts that escaped from the hideout. They had run away when Rades and the others had attacked the hideout and had been wandering around the forest ever since. There was even a chance that they had returned to their feral states. Their fear comes true, as one Black Bull is attacked after another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185445 +0000" stop="20260816191841 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blue Rose's Confession - S01E126</title>
    <desc>The Black Bulls were ordered by the Wizard King to investigate the devils. Yami takes Asta and Nero and goes to talk to Captain Charlotte of the Blue Rose Knights, since she has experience with forbidden magic and curses. But when they get there, Charlotte suddenly runs off somewhere and they’re all in shock. Charlotte had memories of while Charla took over her body and fears that Yami had found out her true feelings and she ended up panicking. But then, she makes a decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191841 +0000" stop="20260816194237 +0000" channel="C579.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clues - S01E127</title>
    <desc>In order to find out more about the forbidden curse, Asta, Gordon, Grey, and Gauche head to Gordon's house, since he comes from a family of famous curse mages. Once they get there, they can't help but show their wariness towards Gordon's family. But in the end, they end up finding out valuable information while they're there. Meanwhile, Noelle goes to talk to the Dorothy Unsworth, the Captain of the Coral Peacocks, after her brother tells her to talk to her to find out the truth behind their mother's death. Dorothy tells her the name of the devil who had killed her mother, and the same name is spoken by Gordon's grandmother. That devil's name is...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180029 +0000" stop="20260816190004 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking at the Past - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eve's case prosecuting Simon Nyamoya begins at the International Criminal Court, but a shocking incident changes everything. To try and uncover the truth behind these events, Michael Ennis launches a new case and turns to Kate for help. They will be defending Alice Munezero, a Rwandan government official and an old friend of Michael and Eve's. Alice stands accused of a historic war crime - the murder of a French priest in Rwanda in 1994.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190004 +0000" stop="20260816195854 +0000" channel="C580.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost in Name - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Still struggling with grief, Kate works with Michael to defend Alice Munezero from the charges laid against her in France. As shadowy forces try to prevent the truth being unearthed, Kate faces threats to her personal safety. Meanwhile Michael struggles with his health back in London. Can they both continue forward to gain an acquittal for Alice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181010 +0000" stop="20260816182956 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Compton Crusader - S03E06</title>
    <desc>There's a vigilante in Southwest Compton, and he's taken matters into his own hands. Jesus has to stop him before he goes too far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182956 +0000" stop="20260816185123 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Tudi - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ms. Tudi miraculously scores a small business loan and opens Tudi's Wigs, Weaves and Whatnots; the Korean Mafia isn't happy the store is on their turf, and that means war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185123 +0000" stop="20260816191421 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boonie Comes Up - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Boonie thinks he has been possessed by the soul of a dead gangster and begins acting like a serious badass.  That day, Lloyd serves Jesus papers - he's taking him to "Homey's Court" for making him sober, and to settle up for $600.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191421 +0000" stop="20260816193701 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God's Team - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jesus suddenly finds himself as the coach for the Compton Devils junior high football.  His agenda to spread love and kindness is at odd with winning at all costs, and we see his struggle play out in the big game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193701 +0000" stop="20260816195828 +0000" channel="C581.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Jesus of Compton - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The gang talks Jesus into starring in a reality show after a sleazy producer promises them fame and fortune.  It's a disaster from start to finish, but Jesus is determined to get Pop's good word out as a result.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180644 +0000" stop="20260816184819 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Secrets: Chapter Four: Original Sin - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Looking for answers, a worried Anissa sets out to find Grace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184819 +0000" stop="20260816192945 +0000" channel="C583.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of the Apocalypse: Chapter One: The Alpha - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Lynn counsels former pod kid, Wendy, in how to live in a world that's new to her, but the fate of the other pod kids remains in doubt. Meanwhile, Anissa figures out Grace's secret. Lastly, Jefferson tries to install a superhero code for his metahuman offspring, but Jennifer insists on taking revenge on Tobias for her boyfriend's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180545 +0000" stop="20260816191303 +0000" channel="C584.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A lonely teen becomes obsessed with a robot doll based on her pop star idol, Ashley O -- just as the real Ashley's life begins to unravel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184050 +0000" stop="20260816192603 +0000" channel="C585.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card Game - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Inside, Rose and Anna are warm, but are they safe? A loose coalition coalesces, but the tension grows, everyone is armed, and an ax has gone missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182311 +0000" stop="20260816185322 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witchsmeller Pursuivant - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Percy and Baldrick are to be burned at the stake with Edmund, when he is accused of being a witch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185322 +0000" stop="20260816192431 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Seal - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After the King takes away Edmund's title of Duke, he recruits the 6 most evil men in the land to take the crown by force.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192431 +0000" stop="20260816195446 +0000" channel="C586.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bells - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Blackadder feels a funny attraction for his manservant and decides to marry when he discovers he is a she.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181024 +0000" stop="20260816183156 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Christmas - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Pops doesn't do Christmas, so when he shows up to the house full of holiday cheer with Lynette (Loretta Devine), Dre is thrown off. Pops wants to make up for lost time and go all out this Christmas. The whole family gets into the holiday spirit until someone from Lynette's past shows up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183156 +0000" stop="20260816185327 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Day - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Bow takes Diane to get her hair done at the salon and wants to spend this time together as a bonding opportunity, but Diane isn’t having it. Diane is conflicted about relaxing her hair again and embarks on a hair journey with the help of Bow, Ruby and her hair stylist, Yaya.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185327 +0000" stop="20260816191457 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boss Daddy - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dre’s torn at the office between looking out for Junior as his dad or letting him make his own mistakes. Meanwhile, Jack loses a friendship after trying to look cool in front of the basketball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191457 +0000" stop="20260816193600 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kid Life Crisis - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The Johnsons go on vacation at an all-inclusive beach resort in paradise. Dre and Bow meet a couple without kids and live a kidless fantasy for a while. Junior catches the eye of a cute girl and vies for her attention. Jack gets the flu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193600 +0000" stop="20260816195703 +0000" channel="C587.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventure to Ventura - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Dre worries Diane and Jack don’t know how to fend for themselves and sends them out on an adventure, only to realize it’s his overbearing worries that hold the twins back. Meanwhile, Junior gets into a tricky situation at work when he befriends Josh in hopes of scoring a positive peer review.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183108 +0000" stop="20260816191407 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anslo Garrick - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An assassination attempt on Red brings the FBI under siege.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191407 +0000" stop="20260816195654 +0000" channel="C588.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anslo Garrick: Conclusion - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Liz and a mysterious stranger fight to save Red and Ressler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181057 +0000" stop="20260816183320 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Blazing Amazing Christmas - S07E05</title>
    <desc>It’s Christmas Eve and Blaze, AJ, Crusher, Pickle, and all their other friends are helping Santa ready his sleigh for delivery. But when Crusher discovers he won't get a present this year, Blaze offers to help him do enough kind deeds to earn a gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183320 +0000" stop="20260816185439 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Rig Dolphin Delivery - S07E06</title>
    <desc>It's Christmas Eve and Blaze, AJ, Crusher, Pickle, and all their other friends are helping Santa ready his sleigh for delivery. But when Crusher discovers he won't get a present this year, Blaze and AJ offer to help him do enough kind deeds to earn a gift and three stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185439 +0000" stop="20260816191623 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Snowflake Games - S07E07</title>
    <desc>It's a head-to-head showdown when Blaze and Crusher enter...The Snowflake Games! Who will win the most winter sports and receive the prized Snowflake Medal?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191623 +0000" stop="20260816193759 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paramedic Power - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Blaze, AJ, and Gabby get three emergency calls from Stripes, Starla and Darington, they will have to become the ultimate team of paramedics to provide them with the right aids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193759 +0000" stop="20260816195953 +0000" channel="C589.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renewable Energy Racers - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Blaze and his friends have renewable energy engines! And when the Gas Guzzler steals everyone's gas, they'll have to use renewable energy to finish the race!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180817 +0000" stop="20260816183132 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitsugaya Roars! - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The battle between Hitsugaya and Ichimaru Gin begins. After a short sword battle, Hitsugaya releases his soul slayer, and charges at Ichimaru with full power. Ichimaru then fires his Soul Slayer, Shinsou, at Hitsugaya and then at Hinamori. Hitsugaya's vice-captain appears and saves Hinamori. She asks Ichimaru to stop fighting and he vanishes. Meanwhile, the captains, vice-captains and Rukia find out that Rukia's execution was moved again and will take place in 29 hours. 
Ichigo starts his 2nd day of training when Renji breaks into the training area and tells that Rukia's execution will be at noon tomorrow, and starts training to achieve Ban Kai himself.  Rukia then remembers the day Kaien was killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183132 +0000" stop="20260816185447 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rukia's Nightmare - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Rukia remembers that painful night where she has to kill Vice Captain Shiba Kaien of the 13th division.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185447 +0000" stop="20260816191802 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening Lion - S03E09</title>
    <desc>With the popularity of his show going down Don Kan'onji decides to reform the Karakura team. The first one he recruits is Kon. Then Ururu, Jinta and Yuzu end up joining them. After receiving some abuse from the others Kon runs away and ends up being captured by a Hollow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191802 +0000" stop="20260816194115 +0000" channel="C590.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morning of the Sentence - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Zaraki Kenpachi, captain of the 11th squad, is running though the Soul Society with Orihime and Yachiru on his back.  They come crashing through the ceiling of the prison cell that holds Ishida, Chad and Ganju and free them. After getting lost agian in the Soul Society, Zaraki runs into Captain Tousen and Captain Komamura and their vice capitains. Tousen asks Zaraki why he is helping the ryoka and instead of answering him, Zaraki challenges them to a fight. Meanwhile back in the cavern, Renji finishes his training and asks Yoruichi if Ichigo can achieve Ban Kai in time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182922 +0000" stop="20260816185640 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 20 - S01E20</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185640 +0000" stop="20260816192254 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 21 - S01E21</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192254 +0000" stop="20260816194348 +0000" channel="C591.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 22 - S01E22</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182037 +0000" stop="20260816190644 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mayfair - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puleng's situation grows more precarious. With the authorities remaining tight-lipped, Wade and the gang take matters into their own hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190644 +0000" stop="20260816195726 +0000" channel="C593.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tale of Two Sisters - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A bloody showdown takes place at the Molapo house and Puleng plots another escape — but will the perpetrators of all this pain ever see justice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180532 +0000" stop="20260816183009 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Demon Object - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Liz's zombies easily defeat Staz although he repeatedly challenges them with the same result. Meanwhile Franken deduces that Fuyumi's condition can be stabilized with a dose of Staz's blood. He further explains to Wolf that ghosts have the unique ability of becoming a single demon species by absorbing their magic; digressing that if Fuyumi absorbs all of Staz's magic she may be able to rival another demon. Back in Acropolis, Braz learns of Staz's arrival and the Blood family reunites, with the former refusing to help Staz. After a little sibling rivalry involving Liz's envy of Braz's preference to Staz, Braz proposes Staz with a deal. Meanwhile, Bell reveals to an angered Wolf of Franken's hidden intention of using Fuyumi to combat a failed experiment called Artificial Demon No. 9: Akim Papradon, a monstrosity he created using bodily pieces of other demons. Seeking stronger parts however, Akim escaped from Franken's laboratory and began hunting demons. Wolf makes a deal with Franken that should he defeat Akim, he would return Fuyumi to being a regular ghost. Simultaneously, Braz explains the same matter to Staz, proposing to teach him the resurrection spell should he help defeat Akim, which the latter refuses. Braz continues that after unlocking Staz's tremendous magic power via his experiments, he was forced to seal it until a time when Staz could properly wield it. Refusing to have the seal removed, Braz has Liz's zombies beat Staz to the point of having to use his true power. Meanwhile, with Bell's help, Wolf arrives at the North District in his search for Akim and engages in a battle with the territory's boss. However, much to Wolf's horror, Akim suddenly appears by grotesquely ripping through the boss. Finally, as the zombies overwhelm Staz, Braz removes the bullet seal, awakening Staz's true power and thus allowing him to easily eradicate the zombies.
In the epilogue, Braz picks up the crushed boulder from the ground after telling Liz not to loose it, being a</desc>
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    <title>Liz, for the First Time - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bell delivers Braz and co. back to Franken's examination room where Fuyumi and Mamejirou wait. As Braz meets Fuyumi for the first time, his initial interaction with her angers Staz, prompting him to reject Braz's help and uses his temporary method of restoring Fuyumi with his own blood. Afterwards the group heads back to the Third Eye Cafe after Braz makes a request to see Fuyumi's original body. Bell also reveals her suspicion of Braz to Staz and gives him a magical bell which would summon her when Fuyumi requires assistance. Eventually Braz takes a sample of magic from Fuyumi and explains that he should be able to resurrect her by converting her magic into a soul and replacing it inside a replicated body. Having obtained all he needs, Braz leaves for Acropolis while leaving Liz behind and unbeknownst to Staz, plans on extracting Staz's magic from Fuyumi's sample for his own experiments. Afterwards Staz shows Liz around the Eastern District and buys her a stuffed animal before returning to the cafe for a bite to eat made by Fuyumi. Some time later, Staz deduces that Braz had forbidden Liz from returning to Acropolis until his experiments are complete and allows her to stay at his place whilst introducing her to his otaku collection. Meanwhile, a strange blond man observed the group. Afterwards Fuyumi and Liz start bonding by taking a bath and even sleeping together. The next day, Liz wakes up to a note explaining that Fuyumi seems to have left and asks that they not follow her, but Staz and co. deduce that she had probably been kidnapped and set out to search for clues. Liz reveals that Braz had planted a tracker on Fuyumi and Staz pleads with her to return to Acropolis and get Braz's help. Meanwhile, Mamejirou, Saty, Yoshida and Deck obtain a lead on the blond suspect who was last seen heading towards the southern part of the Demon World.
In the epilogue, with his magic now granting him the ability of flight, Staz takes off in search of Fuyumi.</desc>
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    <title>Sins of the Eyeglasses - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Upon arriving at the Acropolis Palace, Braz has a flashback whereby he witnessed the death of his father, the previous king, at the hand of present Acropolis King: Wolf-Daddy. Meanwhile Knell and Fuyumi meet Bell and Staz at the Hydra Palace and realize that they know nothing about the Hydra siblings' mother: Neyn's intentions. Afterwards, Neyn has a rather heartfelt reunion with Fuyumi much to the latter's confusion while the Hydra butler explains that Braz and Neyn are acquaintances. Elsewhere, Wolf-Daddy commends Braz on his observational duties of Lower Demon World and in aiding the capture of Akim Papradon, but finds it suspicious that Akim shares the same appearance of his missing subordinate: Pantomime. Braz nonchalantly admits that he orchestrated the creation of Akim as a declaration of war against Wolf-Daddy's reign. Unbeknownst to Wolf-Daddy, Braz has Franken working on a more powerful body for Akim. Wolf-Daddy gives Braz three days by which to present his king-candidate, after which he will kill them both. Afterwards, Braz manages to escape from Beros' custody but ends up being perused by Goyle. Meanwhile, Neyn explains the existence of doppelgängers within the Human and Demon Worlds to Staz and co. and that she encountered and fused with her own doppelgänger: Fuyumi's mother while on a trip to the Human World with a young Bell hence making the girls sisters. Elsewhere, Goyle manages to corner Braz with his Angry Spear magic and demands to know his intentions towards Wolf-Daddy. However, after deducing the nature of Goyle's magic, Staz activates his Blood Stalker magic and is able to remotely control his own blood to threaten Beros' life, prompting Goyle to back down. Finally, as Fuyumi tries to come to terms with everything that has happened to her thus far, Bell assures that once she is resurrected her memory will be erased.
In the epilogue, after having been teleported to a randomly floating island within the Highway, Staz tries to determine what h</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191921 +0000" stop="20260816194354 +0000" channel="C594.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Hero Rises - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Heads Hydra—master of the Hydra Territory confronts Staz. Meanwhile Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō face the Tropical Territory who intend to conquer Staz's territory in his absence. Heads explains that after Neyn was formed, she along with himself and Fuyumi's father—Yanagi met to discuss their circumstances. Eventually Yanagi gave up Neyn to Heads in exchange that he raise Fuyumi as a normal human on his own. As Heads demands Staz's motive for resurrecting Fuyumi, the latter sincerely claims that he won't know his true feelings for her until she is resurrected. This prompts Heads to sever Neyn's eavesdrop on their interaction and tricks Staz into making a false pledge that would kill him should he go against Fuyumi's choices. Afterwards, Staz wakes up near the Hydra Territory's entrance along with Fuyumi as Heads tries to convince Neyn of his intention to allow Fuyumi to make her own choices. Meanwhile as Goyle traps Braz in his Cool Decision spell, he is rescued by Liz's arrival and they both escape using her teleportation magic. Unable to agree with Heads' gamble on Staz, Neyn starts debating with his motives in that they should protect her but he rebuffs that Yanagi is her true father. Meanwhile, back in the Eastern District, Deku, Yoshida and Mamejirō valiantly repel their would-be conquerors, while Wolf receives a letter from Acropolis. Elsewhere, Staz laments the fact that his promise to resurrect Fuyumi had done more harm to her than good, but again promises to resurrect her in addition to leaving the Hydra Territory should they both be her desire, which she accepts. As Neyn and Heads watch Fuyumi and Staz's decision, Heads ponders that Staz will have to become a true hero to face the trials that lie ahead. Meanwhile, a mysterious group of individuals fly to an unknown location aboard a blimp.
In the epilogue, Braz arrives in the covert lab where Franken had been working on a new body for Akim which turns out to be his father whom he welcomes back to life</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181746 +0000" stop="20260816184213 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hidden Realm - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Aided by an Amazon fleet, Heron, Alexia and Kofi face the giant automaton Talos. To enter the Hidden Realm, Seraphim must first outsmart the Curetes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184213 +0000" stop="20260816191947 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Trials - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the crown of Olympus at stake, the gods clash swords in an epic battle for the Eleusinian Stone and the power it grants to whomever possesses it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191947 +0000" stop="20260816194340 +0000" channel="C595.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Breath Before Dying - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Heron and Seraphim set forth on a mission of mercy while the heavens tremble with the rage of Typhon, who rains destruction down on the gods of Olympus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185616 +0000" stop="20260816194736 +0000" channel="C596.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 11 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After John confronts Carlos about Danny’s illicit behavior, John, Kevin and Meg figure out a plan to save the family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182040 +0000" stop="20260816185146 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Side - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Channeling their dark side, the contestants bring to life mutant mushrooms, creepy krakens and evil eyeballs for this spooky challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185146 +0000" stop="20260816192222 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Tooth - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Lollipops, gummy bears and hard candies decorate the showroom as the artists make colorful, supersized confections for a tricky treat-based challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192222 +0000" stop="20260816195314 +0000" channel="C597.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kids Are Alright - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Inspired by kids' imaginative illustrations, the glassblowers prepare one-of-a-kind pieces including a top hat-wearing snake and a flame-throwing robot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183920 +0000" stop="20260816192239 +0000" channel="C598.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Sweet Home - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jamie gets Danny involved when he finds a homeless teen who claims his aunt was killed by her boyfriend. Erin is angered when McCoy replaces her as the prosecutor on a case involving a corrections officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180030 +0000" stop="20260816182437 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garden of Amahara - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Yukio sets out to the school's Exorcist-only shop to stock on some supplies along with Rin. There they find that the owner's daughter, Shiemi Moriyama, is being afflicted by a demon that dwells in her family's garden and, to save her life, they confront it by themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182437 +0000" stop="20260816184852 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Boy from the Cursed Temple - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Having Shiemi as a new classmate, Rin's total disregard for classes brings forth the anger of another classmate of his, Ryuji Suguro, aka "Bon". After learning of Bon's story, Rin finds that they have more in common than he would like to admit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184852 +0000" stop="20260816191300 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Chef - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Rin and Yukio find that the responsible for their meals at the dormitory was Ukoback, a cooking familiar appointed by Mephisto Pheles to aid them. They also learn how Ukoback can be troublesome when he gets angry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191300 +0000" stop="20260816193708 +0000" channel="C599.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Flock of Plovers - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Eager to make new friendships, Shiemi asks her classmate Izumo Kamiki to be her friend and she pretends to agree, but Rin soon realizes Izumo is just taking advantage of Shiemi's kindness instead. Later, the students are reunited at the old dormitory to take part in the Exwire exam, where a demon attacks Izumo and her friend Paku by surprise and it's up to Rin and Shiemi to protect them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180756 +0000" stop="20260816183328 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve Gets the Sniffles - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Steve isn't feeling well. He has the sniffles and so we try to help him out while learning about healthy things in the process. While in the kitchen, we categorize healthy snacks with Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper, then Steve gets a quick check-up with Shovel and Pail. We also skiddoo into a book, where we meet a girl named Jill who wants us to try to figure out what happens in her story when she goes out to play in the rain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183328 +0000" stop="20260816185836 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Does Blue Want to Build? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Steve and Blue have been building things and so in this episode we explore construction and measurement. We find some popsicle sticks assembling themselves in various shapes and try to figure out what they're creating. We help out Shovel and Pail - first to measure their sand castles and see which is taller and then to even them up. Later, in the Blue Skiddoo segment, we help a friend named Tink who was flung out of her contraption world to get back to where she belongs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185836 +0000" stop="20260816192308 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's ABCs - S02E03</title>
    <desc>This episode is all about books, words and letters. Steve himself has A Really Great Book, although we never do get to find out the contents of it. To fit with the theme, various objects are labeled such as the Thinking Chair and even Steve himself. By reading off a grocery list, we help Mr. Salt and Mr. Pepper to due their grocery shopping in order to feed a hungry Paprika. Later, we skiddoo into a storybook and determine the correct order of words to make complete sentences through visual and contextual clues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192308 +0000" stop="20260816194740 +0000" channel="C600.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Math! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>This episode looks at math, mostly counting, but also basic addition and subtraction. We count the steps that it takes to get to various locations. We also help some of our friends with figuring out who has more or less of something. Then, after figuring that out, we help them to total it. We also skiddoo into a present (gift) store, where Steve takes care of buying a new crayon that he needs and even picks up a special extra something.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181958 +0000" stop="20260816184242 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Big Dance Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Search for clues to figure out what Blue's favorite dance is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184242 +0000" stop="20260816190526 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What I Like About Blue - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Josh and Blue celebrate Love Day, and Slippery finishes his Love Day cards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190526 +0000" stop="20260816192806 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Show and Tell Surprise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Blue and her friends go through their school day; Blue has something to share at Show and Tell and we play Blue's Clues to figure it out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192806 +0000" stop="20260816195045 +0000" channel="C601.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue's Rainy Day Rainbow - S02E14</title>
    <desc>We play Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to play on this rainy day; help Josh get dressed in his rainy-day clothes and skidoo to learn how rainbows are formed; and meet a real rainbow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180712 +0000" stop="20260816181432 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Octopus - S02E41</title>
    <desc>When Chloe tries to teach her Dad to improvise and play Bluey's game of Octopus at home, he finds it hard to understand or enjoy, until they both realise, they can play it their own way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181432 +0000" stop="20260816182150 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bin Night - S02E42</title>
    <desc>Bluey, Bingo and Dad always take out the bins. Over a few weeks, Bingo tells Dad about a new kid at kindy who is mean to her and Mum offers some good advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182150 +0000" stop="20260816182910 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muffin Cone - S02E43</title>
    <desc>When Muffin can't stop sucking her thumb, she has to wear a cone of shame. But the cone gets in her way and she can no longer play 'sandwich shop' with Bluey and Bingo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182910 +0000" stop="20260816183630 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck Cake - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Bluey wants to help Dad make Bingo's birthday cake, but first she must put away her toys. But nothing can tempt her to clean up, until Dad drops the cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183630 +0000" stop="20260816184350 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handstand - S02E45</title>
    <desc>At a party, Bingo is desperate to show off her handstand skills, while Nanna can't find a way to make herself useful. They're both feeling a bit lost, until they find each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184350 +0000" stop="20260816185110 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Trip - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Mum helps Bluey and Bingo find ways to entertain themselves on a family road trip, while Dad tries to stay ahead of the grey nomad convoy or risk camping near the toilets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185110 +0000" stop="20260816185828 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Cream - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo want a lick of each other's ice cream. But they are so focused on making sure each lick is fair, they don't notice their ice creams are melting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185828 +0000" stop="20260816190548 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dunny - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Mum bans the girls from saying the word 'dunny' because it's not a word The Queen would use, but the kids try and trick her into saying it anyway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190548 +0000" stop="20260816191308 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Typewriter - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Bluey, Snickers and Winton are on their way to ask Calypso for help with their problems, when they are ambushed by the Terriers and use their unique talents to get past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191308 +0000" stop="20260816192028 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Race - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Mum reminisces about Bluey and Judo as babies. Bluey learnt to roll over first, but Judo was the first to crawl, so then it became a race to see who was going to walk first!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192028 +0000" stop="20260816192746 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Swim - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Heelers gather for a classic Aussie Christmas, Bluey gets a new teddy and introduces him to the whole family. But the family play too rough with him and now he wants to go home. Until Frisky convinces him to stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192746 +0000" stop="20260816193506 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Bluey and Bingo are anxious about Easter when they remember that the Easter Bunny forgot to bring them Easter eggs last year. Bingo is worried that she is a forgettable child, but Bluey tries to convince her otherwise. On the morning of Easter, the sisters wake up to find a series of clues which lead them on a treasure hunt around the house to discover their eggs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193506 +0000" stop="20260816194226 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perfect - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Bluey wants to draw the perfect Father’s Day card by remembering fun games they’ve played with Dad. Bluey starts to get frustrated when she finds a problem with each drawing. None of them are perfect enough and Bluey gives up because drawing is just too hard. But Mum reminds her that Dad always says, it’s a good thing she’s tough! Which gives Bluey a great idea to finish her card.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194226 +0000" stop="20260816194946 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bedroom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bluey is excited to get her own room. But when bed time comes, she misses Bingo more than she expected and must find a way to stay in touch with her sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194946 +0000" stop="20260816195707 +0000" channel="C602.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Obstacle Course - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mum sets up a backyard obstacle course just for fun, but Dad wants to race! Now the kids are determined to win by any means necessary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183215 +0000" stop="20260816192949 +0000" channel="C603.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Days for Boys and Girls - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In Cuba, Nucky presses a U.S. senator on Prohibition's repeal and eyes a business deal with a rum magnate. Margaret witnesses a casualty of the Great Depression. Luciano makes a bold career move. Chalky catches a break to get out of a bad situation. In a flashback to 1884, a young Nucky makes an impression on the Commodore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180029 +0000" stop="20260816181054 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny's Jungle Trouble - S13E09</title>
    <desc>Benny gets the wrong idea about a conversation he overheard and heads off into marshland, looking for jungle animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181054 +0000" stop="20260816182116 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dizzy the Walking Bus - S13E10</title>
    <desc>Dizzy tries to help the children get to school, but new road signs confuse them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182116 +0000" stop="20260816183141 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Packer’s First Day - S13E11</title>
    <desc>Packer arrives in Sunflower Valley, but he finds it very difficult to concentrate on the task at hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183141 +0000" stop="20260816184203 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bob House - S13E12</title>
    <desc>Bob designs a house with the help of his father, while Mr. and Mrs. Bentley conduct a survey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184203 +0000" stop="20260816185210 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr Bentley’s Big Parade - S14E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260816185210 +0000" stop="20260816190217 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scrambler The Goat Herder - S14E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260816190217 +0000" stop="20260816191226 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Packer’s Big Delivery - S14E03</title>
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  <programme start="20260816191226 +0000" stop="20260816192232 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spud the Woodsman - S14E04</title>
    <desc>Today’s build is an amazing wooden A-frame cottage for Chip Chipper the woodsman. Spud is in awe of Chip and decides to be a woodsman just like him. He does this by copying every move that chip makes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192232 +0000" stop="20260816193240 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muck's Mootastic Dairy - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Bob is building a new dairy and Muck is entrusted with looking after the cows. When the cows cause chaos and knock down the half-built dairy, everyone helps to rebuild it so the cows can be milked before sunset arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193240 +0000" stop="20260816194247 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roley the Green Cat - S14E06</title>
    <desc>Roley is mystified as to why Pilchard doesn't want to play with him any more, until he discovers her with a litter of kittens, and is proud to become Uncle Roley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194247 +0000" stop="20260816195254 +0000" channel="C604.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put It Together Bob - S14E07</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181819 +0000" stop="20260816191844 +0000" channel="C605.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice for Bobby - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the wake of Bobby's assassination, his killer faces trial, conspiracy theories swirl and Kennedy's supporters begin a long quest for justice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181423 +0000" stop="20260816183544 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexy Dance Healing - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After Bob slips on the sidewalk, he is forced to take legal action in order to pay for surgery. In a turn of events, Bob finds himself under the care of Jairo, who promises to help him heal without a doctor. Meanwhile, the kids create a fake law firm to settle their personal discrepancies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183544 +0000" stop="20260816185722 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sacred Couch - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After a family vote rules against buying a new couch during TV Night, Louise takes matters into her own hands. The Belchers take sides as they are forced to decide whether memories are enough to keep their family sofa. Will they take the Sofa Queen’s advice and learn to love a new couch?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185722 +0000" stop="20260816191900 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lice Things Are Lice - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When Tina volunteers alongside Nurse Liz, she finds herself involved in the biggest scandal to hit Wagstaff: a lice infestation. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant that end up driving customers away. Can the Belchers juggle both a crisis at the restaurant and lice?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191900 +0000" stop="20260816194023 +0000" channel="C606.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of 1000 Bounces - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When there is a bounce house crisis at Regular Sized Rudy’s birthday party, the Belcher kids devise a scheme to save the day. Meanwhile, Bob deals with an unexpected guest at the restaurant and is forced to come to terms with a longstanding fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181544 +0000" stop="20260816184204 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>lovin that cali lifestyle!! - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Diane leaks damaging information on Jessica Biel, Todd's clown dentist business hits a snag, and Princess Carolyn finds hope in an unlikely place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184204 +0000" stop="20260816190825 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time's Arrow - S04E11</title>
    <desc>In 1963, young socialite Beatrice Sugarman meets the rebellious Butterscotch Horseman at her debutante party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190825 +0000" stop="20260816193454 +0000" channel="C608.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Time is it Right Now? - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Princess Carolyn pitches "Philbert" to company execs. Todd gets a better business idea. BoJack comes to a realization about Hollyhock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180202 +0000" stop="20260816182056 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, February 8, 2024 - S37E96</title>
    <desc>Bill asks Poppy if he is Luna's father. Donna and Eric exchange wedding vows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182056 +0000" stop="20260816183948 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday, February 12, 2024 - S37E98</title>
    <desc>Li and Poppy argue over Poppy's life choices. Luna wakes up to find her life has turned upside down as she grapples with the fact that she may have just cheated on RJ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183948 +0000" stop="20260816185912 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday, February 13, 2024 - S37E99</title>
    <desc>Zende and Luna talk about their shared night together. Poppy is stunned by Luna's news, expresses concern that her mints may have played a role in this uncharacteristic event for Luna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185912 +0000" stop="20260816191805 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday, February 14, 2024 - S37E100</title>
    <desc>Brooke assures R.J. of Luna's commitment. Poppy realizes she may be responsible for Luna's actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191805 +0000" stop="20260816193659 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday, February 15, 2024 - S37E101</title>
    <desc>Luna is incredulous that her mother is the reason she cheated on R.J. Eric offers Zende a new opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193659 +0000" stop="20260816195550 +0000" channel="C609.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friday, February 16, 2024 - S37E102</title>
    <desc>Zende is shocked when Poppy and Luna make a confession. Luna is faced with making an unbearable choice. RJ reveals that he and Luna have already professed their love. Zende warns Luna that revealing the truth could damage everyone's reputation and lead to losing RJ.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182432 +0000" stop="20260816191305 +0000" channel="C610.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Real Nice, Friendly Little Town - S08E12</title>
    <desc>When the woman he was planning to marry is strangled, Joe forces the only suspect to come forward, in a very tense-filled episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183358 +0000" stop="20260816191636 +0000" channel="C611.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killer in the Crosshairs - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Jacob Broadsky returns with his vigilante justice and a case that will pit Booth's skills once again against Broadsky's, and this time it will come down to the wire as Booth tries to save the intended victim. Back at the lab, Angela's father descends with one of his unusual requests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180113 +0000" stop="20260816180521 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bakery - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a bakery! What a lucky chance to eat all yummy snacks at once! What will Booba eat in the first place?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180521 +0000" stop="20260816180915 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Booba appears in a room, which is prepared for a children's party. His gets attracted by a red balloon and tries to grab it, but it's not as simple as it seems at first glance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180915 +0000" stop="20260816181255 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Booba appears on a circus arena, where a magician left his magic hat. Let’s find out what tricks Booba can repeat and what will come after!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181255 +0000" stop="20260816181953 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art Gallery - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A strict robot kicked Booba out of the art gallery for bad behavior. But Booba came back. This time, as an artist! How did he pull that off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181953 +0000" stop="20260816182356 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinema Hall - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a cinema hall. He finds a coin and buys a chewing gum. Let’s see how many fun tricks he can make with a chewing gum!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182356 +0000" stop="20260816182753 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bulb - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Booba goes down to the basement and notices a light bulb. He is unhappy that it is too bright, so he tries to make it dim. Do you think he can manage it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182753 +0000" stop="20260816183218 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burger - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Booba looks through a recipe book and decides to make a burger. A bun, a cutlet, cheese ... what else will Booba add to his cooking masterpiece?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183218 +0000" stop="20260816183556 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Metro - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Booba and his teddy bear get down to a subway station. He wants to climb the escalator, but it's hard to do with a toy in his hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183556 +0000" stop="20260816184021 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Supermarket - S01E20</title>
    <desc>​Booba finds some cheese in a supermarket. He wants to take it away but the cunning access frame doesn’t let him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184021 +0000" stop="20260816184432 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Concert Hall - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Booba enters a concert hall, where he gets attracted by a conductor's stick. But Loola the Rat grabs it first!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184432 +0000" stop="20260816184830 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grapes - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Booba wants to taste some cheese, but his new friend Googa the Parrot outruns Booba.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184830 +0000" stop="20260816185203 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disco - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Booba and his friends enjoy dancing! Please feel free to join them and dance all together!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185203 +0000" stop="20260816185556 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Noise - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Booba dreams about a magic cheese island where he can eat as much cheese as he can, but some noise always interrupts his dream! Let’s find out what could it be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185556 +0000" stop="20260816185947 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fitness Club - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in a gym. He tries to get some water and switches on the treadmill… It’s a funny cartoon series for kids and toddlers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185947 +0000" stop="20260816190641 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishing - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Who will catch the biggest fish? What happens if a banana's used as bait? Booba and his friends decided to find out. Join our fun fishing experience!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190641 +0000" stop="20260816191040 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Booba meets the strangest thing in his life and tries to have fun in such an unusual situation!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191040 +0000" stop="20260816191424 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrace - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Booba just wants to lie in the sun, but can he remain calm for even a second? As always, his rest turns into a series of fun-packed adventures!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191424 +0000" stop="20260816192101 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Presents - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Booba needs to deliver presents to all his friends this Christmas evening! Will he manage to get it done on time, celebrate Christmas, and receive a gift?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192101 +0000" stop="20260816192520 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Booba is travelling by train. He is exploring a compartment and things there. Booba is studying the contents of a suitcase and finds something interesting!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192520 +0000" stop="20260816192913 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aircraft - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Booba gets on a plane and feels like a real captain! It seems that he can do everything: hold the hand wheel tight, clean up and take care of any passengers. But as usual, he does it in his own way!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192913 +0000" stop="20260816193304 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Museum - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Booba gets into a museum where he finds lots of interesting showpieces and tries to save his treat — a banana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193304 +0000" stop="20260816193656 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Summer brings so much fun to the countryside! Booba is trying to catch butterflies, tasting apples and avidly exploring a farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193656 +0000" stop="20260816194043 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ball - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Booba really likes to play. In the new episode he is trying to catch a ball that suddenly appears in a family house. It looks like the ball doesn't want to be caught!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194043 +0000" stop="20260816194407 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sandwiches - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Booba and Loola would like to make something delicious! Join them for this amusing adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194407 +0000" stop="20260816194814 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remote Control - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Booba finds himself in a hi-tech house and lays his eyes on a remote control. Check out what happens when he presses the buttons…all of them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194814 +0000" stop="20260816195155 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Booba - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In the new episode Booba discovers superpowers that let him cope with unusual stuff, help a friend and have fun!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195155 +0000" stop="20260816195558 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hockey - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Booba has never played hockey but he is ready to learn. And here is the smart Loola to help! Suddenly the puck chase turns into a joyful adventure!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195558 +0000" stop="20260816200005 +0000" channel="C612.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas Tree - S02E09</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve Booba and his friends appear in a country house and find out that the main holiday element is missing. Together they joyfully clear the mess (well, almost) and create the Christmas mood!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183633 +0000" stop="20260816191349 +0000" channel="C613.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 3: The Streets of Mos Espa - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Boba Fett must deal with two very different threats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180703 +0000" stop="20260816182809 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Story of Jimmy Rebel - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Ruckus finds his musical soul mate in famed racist Country-Western singer Jimmy Rebel. But can the ebony and ivory of racist music really live together in perfect harmony?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182809 +0000" stop="20260816184951 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Freemans are in trouble when Stinkmeaner's gang decide to come after them in retaliation for his death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184951 +0000" stop="20260816191220 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smokin With Cigarettes - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Riley befriends juvenile felon Lamilton Taeshawn, he is having the best time of his life as they go around, causing trouble. Things take a turn for the worst when Lamilton wants to cause more than just trouble when he shows Riley a real handgun...

A parody of the now infamous web video where the little boy steals his grandma's Durango and goes joy riding after she refuses to buy him chicken wings at the grocery store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191220 +0000" stop="20260816193445 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fundraiser - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Riley organizes a fundraiser with Cindy McPhearson and other kids from Woodcrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193445 +0000" stop="20260816195717 +0000" channel="C614.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pause - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Granddad is cast as the leading man by mega-superstar of stage and screen, Winston Jerome. But when the theater group turns out to be a homoerotic evangelical cult, it's up to Huey and Riley to put a pause to it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180246 +0000" stop="20260816182439 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An officer peels back a resistant traveler's luggage. There are no mistaken identities in the JFK Mail Facility. In Detroit, an impatient shopper makes a date with destiny. A frequent visitor of drug source countries is questioned in New York. A Canadian cowboy may be a mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182439 +0000" stop="20260816184633 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 23 - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A Nicaraguan traveler wants to visit his American girlfriend but CBP is concerned he may not leave. In Blaine, a traveler's plan to start an e-vape venture may go up in smoke. A couple returning from a Canadian casino could go bust. At the mail facility in Chicago, something's cooking with packets of powdered pork seasoning. Officers drill into a locked box discovered in a traveler's vehicle. In Buffalo, American indie rockers skid to a halt on the road to stardom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184633 +0000" stop="20260816190827 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A bus passenger presents curious concoctions at JFK Airport. A Chicago canine sniffs out a stash of cash. A Canadian vehicle may be far too seedy to enter Detroit. In Washington State, officers discover an American's alter ego. Officers rake through suspicious henna leaves in New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190827 +0000" stop="20260816193020 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>In Chicago, officers find some questionable medicine. Meanwhile, hikers get into trouble and an architect's story seems sketchy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193020 +0000" stop="20260816195214 +0000" channel="C616.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 24 - S01E24</title>
    <desc>At JFK, officers discover cocaine concealed inside a Caribbean cocktail. A Chinese student hopes to get a pass from CBP after overstaying his visa. Officers suspect a Colombian national is hiding something when questioned in Immigration. At the JFK mail facility, officers sift through packages of pills. A cross-border shopper with a criminal past is re-routed to secondary. A CBP officer isn't buying the declaration of a Chinese clothing designer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181419 +0000" stop="20260816184250 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I've Been Living Like a Demented God! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A professor hires Jonathan to track down a valuable item. George finds an alibi to explain the results of his drug test. Flushed with cash from his “Super Ray” comic book, Ray heads to the bar – and meets a familiar barfly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184250 +0000" stop="20260816190815 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forty-Two Down! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jonathan attempts to repair the relationship between a poet/limousine driver and his wife. Ray has a meeting with Kevin Bacon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190815 +0000" stop="20260816193423 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Grievous Clerical Error! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Leah hires Jonathan to help find her new dog, “Little Ray.” Ray joins Jonathan in the search for the dog, getting some inside help. A reflective George heads to the hospital for surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193423 +0000" stop="20260816195638 +0000" channel="C619.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from the Castle! - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A dermatologist enlists Jonathan to deliver a letter to his intended at an Asian health spa. Jonathan takes Ray to the spa for his birthday, with George and his new chauffeur Vikram in tow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183254 +0000" stop="20260816191733 +0000" channel="C620.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trunk Music - S02E01</title>
    <desc>LAPD homicide detective Harry Bosch is back on the job after a suspension. When a dead body found in the trunk of a car on Mulholland Drive appears to have mob connections, Bosch takes on a case that could prove his biggest challenge yet. George Irving has a new assignment. Deputy Chief Irving weighs his options.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181356 +0000" stop="20260816183910 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotta Dance - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kip uses the public library commercial he's directing as an excuse to hire Sonny as a dancer, hoping to kick-start her career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183910 +0000" stop="20260816190423 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny Boy - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Kip and Henry (as Buffy and Hildy) subdue two criminals that are robbing the hotel, drawing the attention of the media, and Henry's mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190423 +0000" stop="20260816192936 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Great Thou Art - S01E12</title>
    <desc>For Kip's birthday, Henry arranges to have some of his painting shown at The La Daux Gallery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192936 +0000" stop="20260816195451 +0000" channel="C621.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kip Quits - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Ruth insists that Kip indulge a new client, Kip walks out, expecting Henry to follow him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182327 +0000" stop="20260816184744 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Coo Chi Coup - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The stage is set for corporate sabotage when Staci sends the Boss Baby undercover to take down Baby Corp's latest leader at a company retreat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184744 +0000" stop="20260816191201 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights, Camera, Org Chart! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Unruly baby Scooter Buskie sends shockwaves through the playgroup org chart — and all of babydom — when he lands the cover of the Bubbeezee catalog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191201 +0000" stop="20260816193618 +0000" channel="C622.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Break - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A broken bone sends the Boss Baby to a wisecracking doctor who fancies himself a comedian. In other news, Tim's lucky pencil is cursed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180122 +0000" stop="20260816184515 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Whiff and a Prayer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Denny's strong conservative values are put to the test when the firm represents a Democratic congressman who refused to keep a promise to his supporters. Alan tries to forget about Tara as he prepares to defend Catherine, who is on trial for murder. Meanwhile, Sara is given a bizarre ultimatum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184515 +0000" stop="20260816192830 +0000" channel="C624.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men to Boys - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Denise finds herself in a difficult position when an auto-injury case she neglected for three years comes up for trial and she is unprepared.  While Garrett researches, he meets Cassie, a young paralegal whose strange sexual tendencies hide a painful past.  Meanwhile, Denny learns he must apologize to Lori or face a sexual harrassment suit, and Alan takes Sara out for dinner and a "show."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183021 +0000" stop="20260816191355 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oops, I Need Surgery Again - S07E12</title>
    <desc>A woman's nose is Jamaican her crazy, and she hopes Dr. Nassif can give her the Tiffany Pollard profile she's always wanted; a singer obsessed with the 2000s and Britney Spears seeks bigger boobs; Dr. Dubrow helps a young mum fix her knee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191355 +0000" stop="20260816195744 +0000" channel="C625.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naked and Afraid of Surgery - S07E13</title>
    <desc>A nudist who swings on and off the golf course seeks the doctors' advice for her overly liposuctioned stomach; a mother left with dilapidated boobs faces her fears of anesthesia; an African woman hopes to achieve her American Dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180641 +0000" stop="20260816182819 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We'll Have a Good Time Then - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Jack's ne'er-do-well father Chet reappears on campus suddenly and, confronted by an angry Shawn, promises that he has come to stay and make amends to his sons for never being there for them. But after treating them to a steak dinner and consuming a piece of Rachel's "killer" chocolate cake, Chet suffers a heart attack. Shawn reveals that his anger at his father is partly fear that his own apparent inability to connect emotionally is inherited, and it appears a reconciliation might taken place -- then Chet has a second attack and dies. This is a powerful and quite touching episode, with a particularly affecting performance from Rider Strong, marred only by the obligatory presence of the entire cast in the emergency ward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182819 +0000" stop="20260816184903 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting Hitched - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Cory and Topanga play "The Fiancé Game" to prove how compatible they are, and are crushed when Eric and Rachel prove to know far more about each other than they do. Topanga suggests a quick solution: they should live together on campus and really get to know each other. (Cory mistakenly thinks this means sex and buys satin pajamas and sheets.) Living together shows them sides of each other they're not too crazy about: for example, his big toe clipping flies across the room and lodges in her already-applied facial cream. Meanwhile, Shawn has ignored Jack's repeated call about clearing out Chet's trailer, and, once persuaded, is freshly outraged to discover evidence that Chet went to Jack's stepfather for help in financing Shawn's college education. He decides to take the trailer out on the highway and convinces Cory to accompany him "for the weekend," but oddly insists on saying goodbye to Topanga. Then Jack, who has been struggling to contain his own grief in deference to Shawn's feelings, falls apart and cries helplessly in Rachel's arms; and Eric walks in to find them kissing passionately.</desc>
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    <title>Road Trip - S06E15</title>
    <desc>To take his mind off his dad's death, Shawn takes Cory along on a soul-searching road trip in Chet's trailer, where they end up at a truck stop where the young waitresses (portrayed by band Nobody's Angel) are searching for something more, just like Shawn -- and Cory discovers that Shawn has no intention of returning home. Shawn must persuade Cory to let him go, just as the girls' father/boss must let them find their own way. Meanwhile, Eric tries to understand the kiss he witnessed between Jack and Rachel -- as do they; and Shawn discovers that his father, a truck stop regular, was secretly very proud of him. In a surprise code, Chet's ghost appears to Shawn as father and son finally reconcile their differences and Shawn drives off into his uncertain future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191041 +0000" stop="20260816193219 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Baby Valentine - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Cory becomes upset when Topanga seems less interested in spending Valentine's Day with him than with consoling Amy about the last stages of her pregnancy, so when Topanga decides to cheer Amy up with a baby shower, Cory takes charge. Unfortunately his concept of a baby shower turns out to be a female version of a bachelor party, complete with a pizza-guy stripper, but the disgusted guests are distracted when Amy's waters break and she is rushed to hospital for a premature delivery -- one which the new Matthews baby may not survive. Meanwhile, Shawn is still on the road to nowhere; Morgan is less than happy about the arrival of a new sibling; and Jack and Rachel worry about the effect of revealing their new relationship to Eric -- who announces he already knows, and is moving out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193219 +0000" stop="20260816195356 +0000" channel="C626.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S06E17</title>
    <desc>While everyone anxiously awaits news about newly born Joshua Matthews, Cory's continued self-absorption alienates Topanga, who now considers herself a member of the Matthews family. Even Eric's little friend Tommy views Joshua as his new "brother." It's only when Shawn returns and is accepted by the elder Matthews as "family" does Cory realize where his true values lie. (And, of course, the baby turns out to be fine, though the anxiety of the other parents of premature infants is not minimized.)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182034 +0000" stop="20260816192021 +0000" channel="C627.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barbary Coast - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Tonight at 9/8C on Vought Plus, it’s the season finale of #AmericanHero! Three contestants remain, but only TWO will join #TheSeven! Will Starlight choose her old flame Supersonic? Or will someone else be moving into the Seven Tower? Tune in tonight for the SHOCKING final episode, brought to you by Lean Lady Frozen Dinners by Vought: Where slim tastes super!</desc>
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    <title>My Fair Opponent - S03E22</title>
    <desc>As a joke, Marcia's plain-looking friend Molly Webber is nominated to be hostess on Banquet Night. Marcia's mission to transform Molly into a knockout succeeds, only to discover that she is running against her friend.</desc>
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    <title>The Fender Benders - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Carol is in a car accident with a man who agrees to pay for his own damages. However, he changes his mind and Carol finds herself summoned to court with Bobby and Cindy testifying against her.</desc>
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    <title>Hawaii Bound - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mike has to check on the construction of a building in Hawaii, so he takes the whole family along. However, ancient Hawaiian superstition begins to plague the family when Bobby discovers a ancient tabu idol that brings bad luck to those who touch it. Part 1 of 3.</desc>
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    <title>Pass the Tabu - S04E02</title>
    <desc>During a surfing competition, Greg wears Bobby's tabu idol and wipes out. Soon after, Greg, Peter and Bobby learn of the ancient superstition from a construction worker, Mr. Hanalei. This leads the boys to search for an ancient burial ground in which to return the idol and break the curse.  However, they are unaware of a shadowy figure (Vincent Price) trailing them in the cave. Part 2 of 3.</desc>
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    <title>Creativity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Creativity is your friend. But what do you do when it's blocked? Learn how to unlock the secrets to becoming more creative -- no matter who you are.</desc>
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    <title>Memories - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Want to get better at remembering? We'll learn what memory is, how memories are formed and how to improve your recall with some very cool hacks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185512 +0000" stop="20260816191906 +0000" channel="C629.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beat the Parents - S01E13</title>
    <desc>We're pitting kids against their parents in an epic battle of the ages with both mental and physical challenges. Who will win? It's anyone's guess.</desc>
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    <title>Social Media - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Why is social media so addictive? Turns out, it's by design. We'll also explore the science of selfies and why people can be so cruel online.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180739 +0000" stop="20260816181904 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Machine - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Brak and Zorak didn't finish their homework on time, so they borrow Thundercleese's time machine to go back in time to set things right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181904 +0000" stop="20260816183014 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War Next Door - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Zorak makes Brak jealous when he develops a wonderful singing voice after accidentally having a pink lump knocked out of his throat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183014 +0000" stop="20260816184153 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hippo - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Brak is upset because Zorak made him get rid of his lobster doll, Hippo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184153 +0000" stop="20260816185314 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mobab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When an alien blob named Mobab falls in love with Mom and takes her away to his home planet, Dad realizes how much he needs her and he and Brak go into outer space to save her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185314 +0000" stop="20260816190451 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expiration Day - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Thundercleese finds his powers have been deactivated by his creators, which is a bad thing as there is an asteroid heading for Earth. Dad and Brak go off to get Thundercleese's powers back in time to save the world, and blast Zorak to pieces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190451 +0000" stop="20260816191607 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Psychoklahoma - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Brak and company attempt to raise money to save Senor Science by putting on a musical.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191607 +0000" stop="20260816192733 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eye - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dad and Zorak engage in a good old fashioned staring contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192733 +0000" stop="20260816193908 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poppy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While watching his favorite cop show, 'Schnozzo', Brak tells Zorak that he wants to get some action. Brak asks Dad and Mom for some advice. They give Brak some help passed down from Brak's Grandfather, Poppy, which Brak puts to use.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193908 +0000" stop="20260816195024 +0000" channel="C630.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bully - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Zorak has set up a booth were children give him money to beat them up. Unfortunately, the business has been taken over by Butch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181521 +0000" stop="20260816185759 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bodies - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lisa tries to finally get answers. She's made a lot of enemies on her way to the top, and she still has scores to settle. Who will make it out alive?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185759 +0000" stop="20260816194951 +0000" channel="C631.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Exist - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sunlit promise — and the darkest danger — lies around each bend when new director Lisa meets a powerful producer. But he wants more than she expects.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181534 +0000" stop="20260816183712 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble Wears a Badge - S01E22</title>
    <desc>BraveStarr must take care of the young Marshall trainee - Carson. He causes BraveStarr some problems with his know-all arrogance. Then he causes even more trouble by provoking aliens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183712 +0000" stop="20260816185851 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Am I? - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The evil Vipra gets hold of a magic book, which increases her dark powers. After replacing Tex as the gang leader, she takes up the fight against BraveStarr.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185851 +0000" stop="20260816192034 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BraveStarr and the Treaty - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The intergalactic Senate decided to establish a basis for space cruisers on new Texas. Tex Hex sees a chance in getting to a battleship, with which he could prevail over the galaxy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192034 +0000" stop="20260816194213 +0000" channel="C633.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thoren the Slavemaster - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Slavemaster Thoren seeks Tex Hex in order to get of new slaves. After Tex helped him with the capture, he is miniaturized.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180341 +0000" stop="20260816181757 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patrol Pretzel - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Pretzel, a young police officer who protects Bakery Town! But Pretzel has a fatal flaw... It's like having holes all over your body! Can Pretzel be a good cop?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181757 +0000" stop="20260816183155 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An abandoned house where a great treasure is hidden! But there are ghosts living there... The Bread Barbershop family goes to the mansion to find the treasure! Can you safely find the treasure in the haunted house?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183155 +0000" stop="20260816184555 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butter's Quest for Ugliness - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Butter stuns fans with his breathtakingly handsome looks! In the end, he is locked up in the house for treason... Butter, wanting to get out of the house, decides to be ugly and calls Bread. Can Bread turn butter ugly?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184555 +0000" stop="20260816190027 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Wilk - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Potato chip is spying on the popular Bread Barbershop. Today, seeing Wilk scolded by Bread, he thinks of good thoughts... That's right, making a robot Wilk to kill Bread! Potato Chip imprisons the real Wilk and sends the robot Wilk to the Bread Barbershop...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190027 +0000" stop="20260816191413 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bread's Wisdom - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Two Tayaki mothers are fighting over a baby each thinks is their own. Asking the Cake Queen to find her real mother... But the Tayaki look so alike! The Cake Queen asks Bread for a solution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191413 +0000" stop="20260816192848 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Building - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bread and Choco get melancholy on Mondays... Wilk prepares for a team building competition to recharge morale! Wilke is taught secrets from Croissant, the best recreation instructor. Will Wilke's contest be successful?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192848 +0000" stop="20260816194336 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheese's Playground - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cheese went to the playground with sausage. But gets kicked out of the playground because of the smell... Sausage proposes to make a playground for sour cheese! Can sausage and cheese make a wonderful playground?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194336 +0000" stop="20260816195914 +0000" channel="C634.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crab or Cracker - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A blue crab cake boy who thinks he is a real blue crab! When he sees the water, he tries to jump... The stuffy blue crab cake couple visits Bread, and the blue crab cake boy is excited at the thought of becoming a real blue crab.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180402 +0000" stop="20260816185305 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Maverick - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Nick Kyrgios, whose reputation as tennis's "bad boy" threatens to overshadow his talent, fights to find joy on the court at the 2022 Australian Open.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185305 +0000" stop="20260816194639 +0000" channel="C635.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take the Crown - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Novak Djokovic's ban from the Australian Open leaves an opportunity for a newcomer to rise to the top. Can Italy's Matteo Berrettini step up?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181956 +0000" stop="20260816190718 +0000" channel="C636.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>4 Days Out - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Whites await news about Walt's cancer treatment progress. Walt and Jesse retreat to the desert for a marathon cook.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190718 +0000" stop="20260816195441 +0000" channel="C636.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Walt and Hank get into a fight, and Walt consumes himself with home improvements. Skyler opens up to her boss, Ted. Jane hides her relationship with Jesse from her father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182335 +0000" stop="20260816185243 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LA's Best Nose - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm searches for someone to represent the brewery at a beer tasting competition while Adam's first time leads to trouble for everyone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185243 +0000" stop="20260816191959 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lazlo Suna - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a whopping offer, the brewery's debate between releasing their first beer in a bottle versus a can erupts into an unpleasurable situation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191959 +0000" stop="20260816194745 +0000" channel="C637.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krachtbal - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Wilhelm serves a biker crew that endorses one of his beers with a curious sense of pride. Meanwhile, Sarah finds her artistic voice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180941 +0000" stop="20260816190710 +0000" channel="C638.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A woman is found murdered in the middle of the Oresund Bridge - on the border between Sweden and Denmark. What looks at first to be one murder, however, turns out to be two.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182807 +0000" stop="20260816191646 +0000" channel="C639.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost of a Flea - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A bizarre killing attracts attention on both sides of the border. Frye &amp; Adriana find more than they bargained for with their first lead. Eleanor enlists the help of a young boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191646 +0000" stop="20260816195450 +0000" channel="C639.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorrowsworn - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sonya &amp; Marco make an unsettling discovery as they continue to track Eleanor. Charlotte's business takes a hit. Eva &amp; Linder are reunited.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180905 +0000" stop="20260816183817 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brussels Calling - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas is in Brussels being interviewed for European Commissioner of Sport. He keeps calling Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre to see how things are going. Laura is in charge and things aren't going well. A children's birthday party goes wrong and Tim is very upset. Then a load of mice turn up and Gordon tells Gavin on the telephone that he must throw the ingredients away. Meanwhile Helen is being accussed of attacking Mr Furber, one of her child's school teachers. Will things turn out well at the centre?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183817 +0000" stop="20260816190729 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lies Have It - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas is explaining about safety at the building site where a new room is being made. Michael T. Farrell comes to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre for a job which is advertised in the newspaper. Gordon is not at all pleased but gives Michael an application form for the job. Carole is upset because no one remembered her birthday, Michael starts to make lies about her party and everyone agrees but Colin tells the truth from his point of view. Gordon is confused and soon realises what's been going on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190729 +0000" stop="20260816193507 +0000" channel="C641.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boss - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Gordon Brittas explains that Gavin will be taking over as trial manager for one day. Gavin is really excited and soon starts enjoying it. But then he is told about emergency situations like pregnences, marooned school buses and poisonous gas leaks. Gordon is testing out his abilities and Tim is not to pleased. Being tired and worried Gordon takes over when things start to go wrong. Meanwhile Carole is going out for the day but is shocked to discover that her friend is dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180456 +0000" stop="20260816182610 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SheWork and S... Bucket - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Ilana embarks upon her latest moneymaking opportunity when she opens an outdoor workspace for New York City smokers; Abbi stands up to her landlord after he refuses to update her plumbing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182610 +0000" stop="20260816184710 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitcoin &amp; the Missing Girl - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Ilana visits an old flame to cash out her Bitcoin share; Abbi drops off her laundry for the first time and loses her favorite sweatshirt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184710 +0000" stop="20260816190825 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make the Space - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Ilana discovers a terrifying secret about Jaimé; Abbi tries to make the jump from sweater folder to window artist at Anthropologie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190825 +0000" stop="20260816193209 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Artsy Fartsy - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Abbi gets invited to a fancy art event at MoMa; Ilana and Lincoln have their one year relationship check-in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193209 +0000" stop="20260816195324 +0000" channel="C642.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Found - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The girls meet Ilana’s 16th cousin – who is a Holocaust survivor – and take him to a drag brunch; Abbi tries out a new look.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183454 +0000" stop="20260816192051 +0000" channel="C643.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Distraught by the lack of national press coverage, Beth and Mark Latimer take matters into their own hands to get news of the murder into the newspapers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180201 +0000" stop="20260816182335 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suicide Squad - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures, as Jake, Holt, Amy, Terry, Rosa, and Charles must ally themselves with old enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182335 +0000" stop="20260816184419 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manhunter - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Jake leads a manhunt after an assassination attempt on a city councilor. Holt adjusts to his new position as a uniformed officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184419 +0000" stop="20260816190506 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Kim - S07E02</title>
    <desc>A new captain at the Nine-Nine attempts to ingratiate herself with Jake and the squad by inviting them over to her house for a dinner party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190506 +0000" stop="20260816192552 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimemento - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Adrian Pimento shows up unexpectedly to seek Jake and Charles’ help after claiming someone is trying to kill him. The rest of the squad endures a Workplace Conflict seminar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192552 +0000" stop="20260816194628 +0000" channel="C644.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jimmy Jab Games II - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Competitive juices are flowing as Jake and the squad compete in the second Jimmy Jab Games.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180659 +0000" stop="20260816183004 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Clam Day! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The kids learn about mail before sending out an invitation to a party for Clam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183004 +0000" stop="20260816185309 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can You Dig It? - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The kids go to a dinosaur dig site, where they ask questions about the prehistoric creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185309 +0000" stop="20260816191615 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble Bites - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The Bubble Guppies head to the supermarket to shop for fruits, vegetables and a box of Bubble Bites for Bubble Puppy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191615 +0000" stop="20260816193920 +0000" channel="C646.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted House Party - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Bubble Guppies are invited to a costume party at a haunted house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181035 +0000" stop="20260816184707 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cosmic Whiz Kid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hieronymous Fox, an 11-year-old child genius from the 20th Century is kidnapped for ransom by the sinister Roderick Zale. The boy is the President of the planet Genesia and his bodyguard fears that he will be killed because they cannot meet the ransom demand. Buck, Wilma, and the bodyguard then make separate attempts to rescue the boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184707 +0000" stop="20260816193544 +0000" channel="C647.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Wedded Bliss - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Princess Ardala returns to try to make Buck, who she considers the most genetically perfect male in the galaxy, her husband. With a powerful weapon poised in Earth orbit, she commands Earth's leaders to turn Buck Rogers over to her or else...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cruise Ship to the Stars - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Murder and romance await Buck, Wilma, Theo and Twiki aboard the cruise ship Lyran Queen. Buck befriends a shy young girl (Beck) while investigating the attempted kidnapping of beauty queen Miss Cosmos (Stratten) by a woman (Noble) with superpowers. To his surprise, Buck learns the true identity of the mystery woman as he seeks the location of Miss Cosmos before a deadly dissection laser kills her.</desc>
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    <title>Get the Hock Out - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Buddy becomes a repo man so he can get his stuff back from Big Tex.</desc>
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    <title>Thunderstruck Rad Cab - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Big Tex steals Buddy's driving secrets, but Buddy has a plan for revenge.</desc>
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    <title>Thunder Fu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Buddy and Darnell open a kung fu dojo despite not knowing any kung fu.</desc>
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    <title>Funny Money - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Buddy thinks he's being an artist when he creates counterfeit $746.32 bills.</desc>
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    <title>A New Man - S04E12</title>
    <desc>At Buffy's 19th birthday party, Giles finally realises that he is a middle-aged man hanging around with a bunch of teenagers and starts to get depressed about his life. He feels even more like the third wheel when he finds out about Riley and the Initiative, which Buffy neglected to tell him about. When Ethan Rayne returns to town, instead of kicking his butt back to England, Giles goes for a drink with him. The next morning Giles wakes up and notices that he has turned into a demon.</desc>
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    <title>The I In Team - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Buffy becomes familiar with the Initiative and begins to work with them although they are still unaware of her true power as a Slayer. After Buffy abandons her friends at the Bronze for a mission with the Initiative, Buffy and Riley consummate their relationship unaware that they are being watched on a hidden camera by Walsh. Meanwhile, Giles and the rest of the gang remove a tracking device the commandos shot into Spike's back.</desc>
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    <title>Tennessee Dome Home - S10E03</title>
    <desc>A couple looks to build an eco-friendly, off-the-grid geodesic dome, cooled using geothermal caves, with a view of Tennessee's South Cumberland Mountain Range. But they're up against uncertain weather, intricate design and treacherous mountain paths.</desc>
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    <title>AR Mountain Treehouse - S10E04</title>
    <desc>A musician and college student wants an off-the-grid treehouse compound with three structures, each serving living and sustainability, in the Arkansas woods. Water and supply issues will make finishing it in 30 days hard, even with his father's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183208 +0000" stop="20260816190244 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Risk, No Reward - S01E02</title>
    <desc>More contestants chase after life-changing money, doing their best to tackle trivia on everything from Kevin Costner to Cinnabon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190244 +0000" stop="20260816193631 +0000" channel="C651.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Pays to Play - S01E03</title>
    <desc>One competitor closes in on the million-dollar prize while another closes in on the realization that this game isn’t for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180859 +0000" stop="20260816183302 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Spring Friend Machine - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Lou helps Gwen build her confidence when she learns that her parents plan to send her to school at the end of the summer. Ava discovers a hot spring at Camp Kikiwaka and enlists Noah to keep it a secret.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183302 +0000" stop="20260816185735 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Under the Dock - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Destiny organizes a square dance to raise money to clean up Lake Kikiwaka and invites Noah’s arch-acting rival, Austin Justin. Meanwhile, Lou and Finn offer Matteo advice after learning he wants to ask Gwen to dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185735 +0000" stop="20260816192138 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Your Wildest Screams - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Gwen warns everyone that her dream effigy doll, Cuddles, can cause nightmares. The others laugh, but it doesn’t take long to realize Cuddles’ true power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192138 +0000" stop="20260816194451 +0000" channel="C653.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inn Trouble - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Camp Kikiwaka gets a surprise visitor … Hazel! Hazel says she’s changed, so Lou agrees to let her hang out for a few days. The boys attempt to earn the camp’s highest honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182249 +0000" stop="20260816184601 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couscous, the North African Detective - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Couscous is the best detective in North Africa and he's on the trail of Pepe Le Gangster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184601 +0000" stop="20260816190913 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Three Fishermen - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Father Cat takes Huckle and Lowly on their first fishing trip hoping it will be as magical as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190913 +0000" stop="20260816193226 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Busiest Firefighters Ever &amp; Manuel of Mexico &amp; The Biggest Catch Ever - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Huckle and Lowly experience the life of a firefighter when they 'join the force' for the day. Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one. Rudolph Von Fluggel takes Lowly and Huckle in his hot air balloon and they're soon floating over Busytown - but without Rudolph.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193226 +0000" stop="20260816195537 +0000" channel="C655.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Manuel of Mexico - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Manuel breaks his mother's cooking pot so he and his friend Pedro go to the market to buy a new one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183308 +0000" stop="20260816191914 +0000" channel="C656.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Loyalty - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Busy schedules strain Kyle and Mauricio's marriage. Santiago puts Zach on the spot. Farrah, Alexia and Michelle have a showdown at an open house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183259 +0000" stop="20260816191134 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Everyone Is Welcome Here - S01E08</title>
    <desc>True love, or heartbreak, may be on the horizon when Sarah hears from Alex then confronts Nathan and Elle. Emotions come to a head at a pivotal party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191134 +0000" stop="20260816195708 +0000" channel="C657.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheer Up, Slow Down, Chill Out - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Connect with a tight crew of Byron Bay's creatives. Sarah and Jade work hard to fit in. Hannah hopes to make peace with Jess at her sound-healing bash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180743 +0000" stop="20260816182943 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Piggy - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Stand and sing with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they check out original handwritten lyrics to one of our nation's best-known anthems, My Country Tis of Thee. Can the guys orchestrate securing this piece of homeland harmony or will they cringe when negotiations hit a sour note? Then, Jimmie is tempted to go hog wild over buying a vintage coin-operated kiddie pig ride. Does his plan include taking this little piggy all the way home or will this mechanical swine opt to root somewhere else? And later, Johnnie and Tammie scope out a Bulgarian version of Russia's popular AK rifle. Can they squeeze the trigger on making a deal or are their offers completely off target?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182943 +0000" stop="20260816185151 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Medieval - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Join the Cajun Pawn Stars as they go to battle for a rare medieval Saxon helmet believed to be from 1100 A.D. Will Tammie and Johnnie embark on a tireless quest to capture this historic prize or will heated negotiations force a full retreat? Then, one of the very first X-Men comic books blasts its way into the shop. Will the guys unleash their special powers to make a heroic deal or will they be outmatched by a villainous price? And later, shop regular Chester hopes to hunt down some cash for his crossbow. Will Chester discover he's hit a bull s-eye or will an errant shot throw him completely off target?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185151 +0000" stop="20260816191338 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>4-Wheelin' Deals - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Come see the Cajun Pawn Stars prepare for a presidential visit as they hope to secure a series of letters signed by Richard Nixon. Will the guys inaugurate a buy or will the whole deal get vetoed? Then, the wheels get a turnin' when Tammie and Johnnie check out a customized ATV. Will negotiations be smooth sailing or are they in for one very bumpy ride? And later, Johnnie and Walt duck for cover when a pair of British Tower rifles walks through the doors. Will the guys bite the bullet and lay out some serious cash or will their offer fail to ignite excitement?

TVPG</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191338 +0000" stop="20260816193538 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batter Up - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Put on your game face with the Cajun Pawn Stars as they step up to the plate for a signed Ted Williams baseball bat that an expert must authenticate. Jimmie enters tough negotiations for a mourning armband worn during Abraham Lincoln s funeral. And, Johnnie and Walt report for duty when a 24-karat, gold-plated M16 gun commemorating the capture of Saddam Hussein blasts into the shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193538 +0000" stop="20260816195720 +0000" channel="C658.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Jazzed Up - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It s a wonderful world on this episode of Cajun Pawn Stars when a drummer s pad signed by legendary music artist Louis Armstrong swings by the shop. Jimmie is intrigued by three full, unopened Prohibition-era whiskey bottles that are brought in...and Tammie sets her sights on a WWII Inglis pistol. Can she hit the mark to buy this unique weapon or will her offer completely miss the target?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182315 +0000" stop="20260816185138 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner With Friends - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Hank entices Karen to have dinner with him, but Julia interrupts their romantic evening. Later, Charlie, Marcy, Krull, Levon and his new friend bring even more drama to the night; and chaos ensues when Stu assaults Charlie's manhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185138 +0000" stop="20260816192037 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daughter - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Hank might soon be out of a job. Becca makes a big announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192037 +0000" stop="20260816195008 +0000" channel="C659.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grace - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Hank makes a life-altering decision. Series finale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185328 +0000" stop="20260816195213 +0000" channel="C660.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Sister Hilda and Dr Turner support a young father with a lung condition, Lucille comes to terms with unexpected news, and Trixie takes the lead with a struggling first-time mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180940 +0000" stop="20260816185532 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Canada - S07E08</title>
    <desc>With the title of Canada's Worst Driver looming, the three remaining motorists begin by riding in a car together as each one attempts to reverse in a simple line. Later, our drivers are determined to show everyone what they've learned at rehab. Using all the knowledge they've acquired, they attempt this year's Mega Challenge.

Finally, our remaining three tackle a public drive through the busy downtown core of Hamilton, Ontario. As the drivers wait with anticipation, the experts make their final decisions.

One driver graduates and the title of Canada's Worst Driver is finally crowned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185532 +0000" stop="20260816194055 +0000" channel="C663.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here They Come... - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Eight of the country's most appalling drivers and their nominators begin by safely driving to The Rehab Centre. Once they arrive at the rehabilitation centre, their driving education will commence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180518 +0000" stop="20260816183249 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hornet’s Nest - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Agent Steel infiltrates a singles' cruise doubling as a human trafficking ring in search of evidence. Will he find a criminal mastermind — or Jonathan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183249 +0000" stop="20260816185945 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Unconventional Cruise Line - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After graduating at the bottom of his class, Jonathan Fall visits the career placement center in hopes of finding a gig worthy of his seafaring family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185945 +0000" stop="20260816192716 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baptized in Blood - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On Jonathan's first day aboard the Caribbean Queen, Pedro takes him to explore the new port. But an encounter with locals leaves the captain traumatized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192716 +0000" stop="20260816195358 +0000" channel="C664.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Zoo - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In South Africa, an eccentric tycoon surprises his wife with an unusual gift, courtesy of the Caribbean Queen crew — and an oblivious Jonathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185012 +0000" stop="20260816195253 +0000" channel="C665.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peacemakers, Iraq - S01E08</title>
    <desc>In the violent aftermath of the Iraq War, four human rights activists from Christian Peacemaker Teams are taken hostage by insurgents in Baghdad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182643 +0000" stop="20260816190441 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Captain Man-Cave - S05E03</title>
    <desc>In a jam, Shawn needs to find a buyer for an unusual hot rod. Gotham Garage takes on a venture that could lead to lucrative business in the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190441 +0000" stop="20260816194749 +0000" channel="C666.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franken-Tank - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Crew members air concerns about the garage's direction. A Harley Dyna gets a sleek, sinister look. Mark puzzles over a request for a novelty vehicle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180750 +0000" stop="20260816182818 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doughy Parts - S02E09</title>
    <desc>At an office, Michael goes from suave to slacker in the blink of an eye. Then at a museum, a man discovers his painter's touch is worth thousands and at a pool club, Michael and his strange friend are in the deep end with security.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182818 +0000" stop="20260816184912 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Voodoo - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Michael wows mall shoppers with snakes that sooth and spiders that stitch. At an art supply store a woman finds out that she's a natural born wood whittler. Plus, an abandoned house won't let go of its precious things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184912 +0000" stop="20260816190929 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catch the Flu - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Michael helps a man realize his amazing mind powers and an art gallery's tribal mask goes missing which has the security guard fearing war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190929 +0000" stop="20260816193029 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Space Air - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While doing scientific research, Michael makes things heavy with some otherworldly air. At  a bakery, the new rolls are so light that they defy gravity. Michael then gets caught by the ultimate sand trap as a golf instructor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193029 +0000" stop="20260816195101 +0000" channel="C667.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fishguise - S02E13</title>
    <desc>At a local copy shop, Michael introduces a print by hand technique and at a bait and tackle shop, he unveils the latest fish fashion trends. At an office, Michael pulls a switcheroo and the new temp has no idea who's the boss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180630 +0000" stop="20260816182946 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cloud of Uncaring - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears try to help a boy named Dale not knowing that No Heart is planning to unleash a 'Cloud of Uncaring' on the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182946 +0000" stop="20260816185255 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Shreeky - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Care Bears help a young girl try to stop Shreeky's plan to turn the forest of Feelings into a gnarled wasteland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185255 +0000" stop="20260816191608 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bright Heart's Bad Day / The Magic Lamp - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Champ prevents Mr. Beastly from ruining the Care Bear Family picnic and dumping food on  Brightheart. he vows revenge. However Beastly keeps ruining Brightheart's day at the picnic. Normally Champ would win all the events, but Brightheart was actually winning.. Beastly ruins all his chances at victory. Brightheart gets depressed and walks off to a cave. Cheer, Treatheart and Champ go look for him and Beastly traps them in the cave. Beastly gets trapped along with them and Brightheart is the one that thinks of a way to get them out. / In this caring tale Grams tells the exciting Arabian adventure of how Champ must find a magic lamp in the city of Badhgag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191608 +0000" stop="20260816193917 +0000" channel="C670.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desert Gold / The Gift of Caring - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hugs and Tugs try to help Brave Heart and Shreeky from getting a map, which will lead them to a valley of gold. / Cheer Bear and a young girl named Carole learn the importance of asking for help when they take on a job that is too big for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180658 +0000" stop="20260816182922 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder's Heart - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Wonderheart's new power collects all the Care Hearts and leaves the Cousins wondering if they fit in. Soon they'll see just how much they're needed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182922 +0000" stop="20260816185147 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BFFs - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Harmony doesn't show up for a picnic, Share has fun with someone else instead. But then a jealous Harmony tries to get back at her best friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185147 +0000" stop="20260816191411 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wishing Well - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Trying to buy herself more time to memorize a poem, Lotsa Heart accidentally makes a wish in front of Wish Bear, causing it to be night forever!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191411 +0000" stop="20260816193631 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awesomest Day Ever - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Brave Heart promises to have the awesomest day ever with two different friends, but it may be more fun than one bear can handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193631 +0000" stop="20260816195856 +0000" channel="C671.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Share Air - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Share plays Harmony's new song for everyone in Care-a-Lot before it's ready -- and finds out the hard way why she shouldn't break a promise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180330 +0000" stop="20260816185213 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Los Moscos - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As the spiritual powers of Ben Hawkins evolve, the entity Management reveals it's identity to Ben, (the Russian soldier in Ben's dreams) and then exposes him to a vision of the cataclysmic disasters (a nuclear explosion) that awaits the world if Ben doesn't identify and conquer his nemesis: Brother Justin, the creature of darkness. In order to do this, Ben must find his father, the elusive Henry Scudder, who holds the knowledge of the preacher's identity and location. In the aftermath of the fire which killed Apollonia, Samson covers for Ben by claiming that he died in the fire to get rid of the Texas Ranger still hanging around the troupe, and Samson helps Ben hide the dead body of Professor Lotz, while Lila becomes concerned for the missing Lotz well being. A distraught Sofie runs away, leading a guilt-ridden Jonesy to assemble the carnies to go out looking for her. Meanwhile, Brother Justin's radio sermon has employed two new "apostles"; an occultist named Wilfred Talbot Smith, who aids Justin that he must kill Henry Scudder to become a true immortal, and a prison inmate named Varlyn Stroud whom is also "called" by the mesmerizing Justin's voice. Reporter Tommy Doyle continues to investigate the Chin's ministry fire, while Justin and his sister Iris use the radio to continue to spread the word, drawing throngs of weak and impoverished masses into their spiritual web, while Reverend Balthus suffers from a stroke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185213 +0000" stop="20260816194120 +0000" channel="C672.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alamogordo, NM - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ben travels on his own to Alamogoro to seek out Father Kerrigan, a former preacher residing in a lunatic asylum, and who knew his father who tells him to beware of a mysterious tattooed man that both Ben and Brother Justin see in their dreams. Back at Carnivale, Stumpy continues his pursuit of Rita Sue and Libby's well being by gambling. Ben finds a distraught Sofie wondering on the road and brings her back to the troupe, while nobody realizes that although Sofie's mother is dead, her ghost (whom only Sofia and see and hear) still lingers around her. Still worried about the missing Lotz whereabouts, Lila looks through his trailer and finds that he couldn't have left at all. Sofie's comes to a decision about where she stands with Carnivale by doing some manual labor, which upsets the other men in the company. Meanwhile, Stroud breaks out of prison to begin his mission for Brother Justin. In Mintern, Justin and Iris start to make groundwork on the location of his latest ministry, the Temple of Jericho, while Dolan continues investigating the Dignity Ministry fire. Also, Justin starts paying late-night visits to Mintern's Chinatown, to a tattoo artist...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182623 +0000" stop="20260816185343 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Must Sacrifice - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Alucard travels to Danesti, where he makes a dramatic entrance in the nick of time. Also, the scholar Saint Germain reflects on his own twisted path.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185343 +0000" stop="20260816191749 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the World - S04E05</title>
    <desc>With Greta's help, Alucard sets out to guide the villagers to his castle for protection. Sypha pushes back on Zamfir's leadership. Isaac makes a move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191749 +0000" stop="20260816194859 +0000" channel="C675.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Deserve My Blood - S04E06</title>
    <desc>As Isaac and his army of night creatures descend on Carmilla's castle, Hector rushes to finish his preparations before the bloody reunion begins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182324 +0000" stop="20260816184720 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A sexually frustrated Rob is disappointed when Sharon's psychologist prescribes antidepressants, and not more sex, as a treatment for post-natal depression. However, an outlet for his pent-up libido arrives at work in the form of an attractive new French colleague Olivia, who he quickly engages in what starts out as harmless flirtation. Meanwhile, now that she has been suitably numbed, Sharon finds herself capable of contemplating the world of mother-and-baby classes, but when her only 'mum friend' Sam goes AWOL ahead of a session, she is forced to deal with the dreaded 'mombies' alone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184720 +0000" stop="20260816191057 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sharon decides that she and Rob should inject some passion into their love life. When her advances don't go to plan, Rob suggests a weekend break in Paris. While Fergal looks after the kids, Sharon develops an appetite for a holiday drink.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191057 +0000" stop="20260816193455 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>As Rob and Sharon celebrate a tainted wedding anniversary, Fran and Chris are drifting further apart. Elsewhere, Dave's flourishing love affair with Catherine - a high achiever he's met through AA - is gathering momentum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193455 +0000" stop="20260816195831 +0000" channel="C677.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sharon decides to return to teaching but her meeting with the head mistress becomes more of an outpouring of her grief. Meanwhile, Rob feels awkward around Olivia due to her indecent proposal and Dave's life spins out of control following his split with Catherine, and Sharon's brother Fergal fails to repay the money Rob secretly lent him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183242 +0000" stop="20260816191406 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worse Than a Warzone - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A family escapes their war-torn country only to have an “expert” contractor turn their home into a combat zone. Cooking in a tent &amp; living in one room, the family needs Adam &amp; Skip to do battle with their absent expert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191406 +0000" stop="20260816195530 +0000" channel="C678.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Run for the Border - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After spending almost 100K, a family is left with no roof &amp; no hope. When their contractor breaks his promise to return, the team starts an all out manhunt to catch this AWOL contractor before he flees to Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182545 +0000" stop="20260816185832 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Lies, Part 2: The Happy Face Killer - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A consequential letter surfaces with stirring claims and upends the seemingly closed case, calling into question the guilt of the convicted criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185832 +0000" stop="20260816193540 +0000" channel="C679.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bind. Torture. Kill: BTK - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A terrifying Kansas serial killer reemerges after 30 years. Using DNA technology and help from the media, investigators race to prevent another murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180902 +0000" stop="20260816183256 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog Gone / All You Can't Eat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cat decides he wants some quiet time to himself, so Dog puts on "the suit" and Cat finds out just how much he really misses Dog. He tries his hardest to read, write, or eat, but he feels so guilty that he makes Dog come out. / CatDog want to eat at a taco restaurant, but Rancid Rabbit bans them from entering. They try sneaking in numerous ways, but are caught every time. Eventually, Dunglap takes control of Taco Depot, and lets CatDog eat there whenever they want.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183256 +0000" stop="20260816185646 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flea or Die! / CatDog Food - S01E03</title>
    <desc>CatDog get fleas, so they have to wear an unfashonable belt. Dog refuses to wear the belt. When he does, the fleas inhabbit Cat, so they fight over the belt. When the belt becomes useless, they find the fleas a new home. / CatDog become famious stars with ""CatDog Food"". But after the fame gos to Cat's head, he gets cocky, and insults Dog. He even gains a bunch of weight. It isn't until He makes fun of Rancid Rabbit, and ruins the deal that he relizes that he has made a change for the worst.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185646 +0000" stop="20260816192034 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Island / All You Need is Lube - S01E05</title>
    <desc>CatDog try to go on a vacation, but they nd up in the middle of a giant traffic jam that never stops. After they make the best of it, they turn on each other when they need food.    Eventually, they make peace and try to get out. They end up on a bulletin board, and think they're on an island. / Cat saves Lube's life from a tick, so Lube promises to serve Cat always. But when he starts to keep Dog away, Cat realizes that he needs to rid himself of Lube. So, Cat and the Greasers make a plan where The Greasers pound Cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192034 +0000" stop="20260816194422 +0000" channel="C680.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shriek Loves Dog / WorkForce - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Cat tries to get Shriek and Dog married so the Greasers will stop pounding him. Then, he dreams about there life together, and sees how bad it would be.    When he wakes up, the beginning of his dream comes into play,    he makes Dog say bad things about her. The catch? Dog says that the insults were from Cat. / CatDog work in Rancid's factory for ""Kravity Crunch"" cereal. Dog works harder than anyone else, and gets promoted to Prize-Stuffer. Cat, and the others at the factory are mistreated.    But when Dog is promoted to #1 prize stuffer, the workers revolt, and Cat and Dog reunuite just to become a prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181829 +0000" stop="20260816183859 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Felipe &amp; Jasmine - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Single father Felipe is ready to settle down and expand his family with his online love, Jasmine. The two have been talking for eight months and have never met. Max Joseph joins Nev to find out if Jasmine is who she says she is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183859 +0000" stop="20260816192019 +0000" channel="C681.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whitney &amp; Bre - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Whitney met Brenell on an LBGT site four years ago and is head over heels in love, even though Brenell refuses to video chat with her. Whitney is desperate to find out why and hopes that the truth about Brenell is true.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182015 +0000" stop="20260816184145 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Lohan? - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Nick Lachey Vs. Jessica Simpson 
The Game Vs. 50 Cent 
Lindsey Lohan Vs. Hillary Duff</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184145 +0000" stop="20260816190243 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry vs. Bud - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick 
Chris Pontius vs. Mark Zupan 
Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190243 +0000" stop="20260816192401 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seinfeld's Last Stand - S01E01</title>
    <desc>1. Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton   2. Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey   3. Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen
This was the first halfhour episode of Celebrity Deathmatch.
Fight Summary:   1 - Monica Lewinski vs. Hillary Clinton
The two ladies fight for a while. Bill Clinton sits in the audience, cheering both ladies.   He is interviewed by Stacy Cornbred and Bill calls for the peanut lady, however the line ""Excuse me miss, would you mind grabbing my nuts"" were misunderstood by everyone and Monica and Hillary decides to beat up Bill, who leaves, and the fight ends so.
2 - Mariah Carey vs. Jim Carrey
Jim grabs Mariah in a chokehold, but she breaks through and starts singing a very high note, which blows up Jim Carrey's skull.
3 - Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen
These guys fight as wusses, so everyone gets bored, and Jerry's co-stars from ""Seinfeld"" - Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards climbs into the ring and they decide to kick Jerry's ass.   However they run out of time</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192401 +0000" stop="20260816194534 +0000" channel="C682.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster - S01E03</title>
    <desc>1. Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot   2. Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler   3. Jay Leno vs. David Letterman
Fight Summary:   1 - Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot
This was supposed to be the best fight ever, but The Loch Ness Monster quickly slices Bigfoot into half, and wins, however the audience gets really pissed and the Loch Ness Monster jumps out off the ring, grabs Fran Drescher who was in the audience, and then escapes from the arena...   Stone Cold discovers that the Loch Ness Monster's mating call was as annoying as Fran Drescher's voice... so thats why the monster ran.
2 - Mick Jagger vs. Steven Tyler
Mick Jagger impales Steven Tyler with his gigantic tongue.
3 - Jay Leno vs. David Letterman
The fighters fight for a while in an arena sealed off with an electric fence, but then the Loch Ness Monster returns, and runs into the fence, and is blown up and crashes down on the fighters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183340 +0000" stop="20260816191529 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snoop Dogg vs Sugar Ray Leonard and Laila Ali vs George Hamilton - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Celebrity battles features Steve Harvey's wife leading a team with their sons and sons-in-law against Mrs. Harvey's mother and the Harvey daughters. In a separate game, family members of NBA greats Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Ralph Sampson square off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191529 +0000" stop="20260816195718 +0000" channel="C683.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professional Boxers Showdown and Joely Fisher vs Tony Hawk - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Celebrity teams featuring legendary players from Major League Baseball and the National Basketball Association square off. In a separate game, players from the National Football League Players Association compete to win money for a charity of their choice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183614 +0000" stop="20260816191924 +0000" channel="C684.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paulina Porizkova, Chass Palminteri, Michael Urie, Karina Smirnoff - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Paulina Porizkova is terrified to meet the former owner of her country home; a spirit wants Chazz Palminteri to deliver an important message; Michael Urie summons a desperate spirit while playing with a Ouija board; a loved one returns from the dead hoping to give Karina Smirnoff a last goodbye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180106 +0000" stop="20260816182756 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Horse meets Waterbaby — one of Centaurworld's shamans — and learns about the key: a mysterious object that could reunite her with Rider.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182756 +0000" stop="20260816185459 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You Need - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Searching for the next piece of the key, Horse leads the herd into a mysterious forest to see the tree shamans. They grant wishes — but there's a catch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185459 +0000" stop="20260816192051 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Hidin' Time - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The friends seek shelter in a cave during a storm... but they're not alone. While looking for an exit, they discover strange paintings on the walls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192051 +0000" stop="20260816194758 +0000" channel="C685.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holes: Part 2 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The group follows the Rainbow Road into a deep, dark hole, where a Moletaur locks them in jail and informs them that they'll face the judge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181225 +0000" stop="20260816183329 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Centurions - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After Max catches Doc Terror's aquatic cyborg Mako, he is stunned to be arrested by the authorities instead of his adversary due to the Intertech computer registering Max as a criminal. After being bailed out by Jake, Max returns to Centrum where Crystal tells the Centurions that the main Intertech crime computer has a major malfunction. Finding no trace of a computer virus, the technicians discover that there is a physical fault with the system. To discover the fault, the Centurions are shrunk down in size and placed into the computer. There they discover that Doc Terror has shrunk himself along with some of his troops and entered the computer, intending to damage the central processing unit. The Centurions have to stop him before any permanent damage can be caused.
Science Lesson: Integrated circuits by Jake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183329 +0000" stop="20260816185422 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live at Five - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Centurions become the subject of a series of special news reports by Jenny Rivers, who is an old classmate of Ace's. But neither Jenny nor the Centurions know that it's a setup; her boss is in cahoots with Doc Terror to discredit the Centurions. The team gets caught up in disasters around New York, and Jenny catches it all on tape. The public begins to believe the Centurions are stealing taxpayer dollars. Ace brings Jenny to Centrum to show her the truth, but before she can report it she is kidnapped by Hacker. The Centurions have to save Jenny and redeem their reputation before the Council disbands them.
Science Lesson: Fusion by Ace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185422 +0000" stop="20260816191535 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mummy's Curse - S01E26</title>
    <desc>In Egypt an archaeological dig at the Pyramid of the Lost Pharaoh, headed by Professor Egon Sloan, is attacked by super-powerful jackals. The professor contacts Skyvault and requests the help of the Centurions to guard the pyramid from tomb robbers. Later that night, Jake overhears the professor using an ancient incantation to awaken the Lost Pharaoh's mummified bodyguards and is knocked out by Hacker. Shadow escapes and alerts the other Centurions, who find out that the professor is working with Doc Terror and intends to use the ancient mummies to help him take over Cairo. As Ace and Max stand up against Terror and his super-powerful mummies, Jake alone is left to defeat them and save the city.
Science Lesson: Pyramids by Max.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191535 +0000" stop="20260816193637 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counterclock Crisis - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Max takes Ace and Jake to the Lake Eyrie reclamation plant, which he helped to design. Doc Terror decides to attack the plant to cause the Northeast farmlands to wither away. The Centurions successfully defend the plant from Terror and return to Skyvault. There, Jake is hit by an experimental sonic beam and experiences a vision of Doc Terror in charge of Skyvault on January 11th, the next day. Jake snaps back to the present and attempts to explain his vision to no avail, with the no one else believing him. Jake goes AWOL and researches a symbol he saw on Amber's uniform in the future, tracing it to Star-Crossed Industries. Discovering that the company is a front for Terror and that they have disguised a shuttle as a hospital ship, Jake must attempt to prevent the future he saw from occurring.
Science Lesson: Relativity by Ace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193637 +0000" stop="20260816195713 +0000" channel="C686.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zombie Master - S01E28</title>
    <desc>The World President's yacht comes under attack from Doc Terror's Strafers. With Jake on vacation, Ace and Max alone drive off Terror's forces. Meanwhile, Jake discovers that all is not well in a small town, with its inhabitants seemingly acting like zombies. With the President's train passing though the area soon, the Centurions examine the place further. They find that the townspeople are under the control of Zombie Master, who is working for Terror.  He intends to turn the World President into a zombie when his train passes through the town, controlling him. Of course, only the Centurions can stop him.
Science Lesson: Steam power by Jake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184214 +0000" stop="20260816192625 +0000" channel="C689.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guard of the Yard - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cesar rehabs Hendrix, a self-made guard dog that bites and mounts anyone and everyone that comes near because the family was afraid and isolated him. Cesar teaches Hendrix to let his guard down and be a respectful dog again, while helping Genesis, the owner, to put aside her fear and rediscover the leader within.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182203 +0000" stop="20260816184406 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pacific Overtures - S02E41</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184406 +0000" stop="20260816190611 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destroy All Guardians - S02E42</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190611 +0000" stop="20260816192816 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Elba - S02E43</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192816 +0000" stop="20260816195019 +0000" channel="C691.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fitor to the Finish - S02E44</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180449 +0000" stop="20260816185005 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Barrister - S01E04</title>
    <desc>To enhance the firm's visibility and reputation, Fuller-Carp decides to hire a new associate who is a graduate of Eton and Cambridge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185005 +0000" stop="20260816193438 +0000" channel="C692.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masons - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fuller-Carp decides that he can offset his poor record of cases won by joining the freemasons.  Meanwhile, Hilary and Ruth accept an invitation to an event for gay and lesbian lawyers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181517 +0000" stop="20260816183654 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World Series of Dice - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dave and his friends have a mishap at the drive-thru. A look at the World Series of Dice. Also featuring musical guests Common and Kanye West.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183654 +0000" stop="20260816185815 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Know Black People - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Dave hosts the game show "I Know Black People" and offers up another look at "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong." Also featuring musical performer Erykah Badu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185815 +0000" stop="20260816191952 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oprah's Baby Daddy - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dave thinks Oprah is pregant with his child. Dave also goes into his experience as a member of the O.J. Simpson trial jury. Also featuring musical guest Wyclef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191952 +0000" stop="20260816194130 +0000" channel="C694.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Da Band - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dave takes a closer look at the P. Diddy-produced reality television show called "Making Da Band" and introduces a new children's show called "Kneehigh Park." Also featuring musical guests Snoop Dogg, and Wyclef and Q-Tip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182631 +0000" stop="20260816191053 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Witch's Tail (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Piper, Phoebe and Paige come to the aid of Mylie, a Mermaid-turned-human, when she shows up looking for their help after a pact she made with an evil Sea Hag begins to go drastically wrong. Meanwhile, Phoebe attempts to divorce Cole, until he shows up claiming to want her back, Paige, attempts to juggle  her new position as a full fledged Social Worker, as well as being a Charmed One, and Piper must protect her unborn baby, and face her fear of water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191053 +0000" stop="20260816195122 +0000" channel="C695.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Witch's Tail (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Piper, Paige and Leo struggle to convince Phoebe, now a mermaid, to come back to her life as a Charmed One, when she decides to "swim" away from her problems with Cole. Meanwhile, Piper casts a spell to stop her panic attacks but instead of facing her fear, she suppresses it, endangering herself and her baby, when a sea Demon comes after her mermaid sister, Phoebe. In order to help Phoebe, Paige takes drastic measures and enlists the aid of Cole, and his newfound demonic powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183851 +0000" stop="20260816192153 +0000" channel="C696.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annette Frymire, John Bausch - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Annette realizes her boyfriend is cheating.  John is suspicious of his girlfriend's behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181737 +0000" stop="20260816184224 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woody For Hire Meets Norman of the Apes - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Woody tries to convince his friends that he got a small part on Spenser: For Hire and Cliff and Norm quarrel about a practical joke involving a chimpanzee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184224 +0000" stop="20260816190710 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And God Created Woodman - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Woody takes responsibility for a vase broken by Rebecca at a company party, and winds up pals with the big boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190710 +0000" stop="20260816193058 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tale of Two Cuties - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Annie Tortelli fills in for Carla at Cheers and Mr. Drake makes Rebecca turn green by personally hiring a pretty young woman to work at Cheers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193058 +0000" stop="20260816195545 +0000" channel="C697.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yacht of Fools - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Rebecca thinks she's finally got a shot at Evan Drake when he invites her and Sam for a weekend aboard his yacht.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184430 +0000" stop="20260816192728 +0000" channel="C698.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vol. 2: Ana Roš - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Slovenian chef Ana Ros gets inspiration from the ingredients she finds in her secluded surroundings to create unexpected recipes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185926 +0000" stop="20260816195822 +0000" channel="C699.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>1:23:45 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Plant workers and firefighters put their lives on the line to control a catastrophic 1986 explosion at a Soviet nuclear power plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184140 +0000" stop="20260816193159 +0000" channel="C700.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sam - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Shortly after arriving in Rock Springs, Sam Pridemore stops a killer and becomes a town hero. Cheyenne knows the man and suspects he is after the gold in the bank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180127 +0000" stop="20260816185900 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Christmas - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Emmett and Kiesha bond over being single parents. A discovery prompts Jada to confront Suede. Trig and Jake enjoy Christmas morning with their family. Papa tries and fails to apologize. Tiff and Rob’s relationship grows stronger after a holiday mishap. Douda delivers a Christmas miracle for the community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185900 +0000" stop="20260816195024 +0000" channel="C701.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Me - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Emmett helps Kiesha as she struggles with balancing motherhood and college. Trig and Shaad canvas the community. Jemma confronts Jake. Douda issues Tracy an ultimatum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181439 +0000" stop="20260816185727 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaders Lead - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A frustrated Severide, turns to an unlikely ally to resolve his current dilemma. Casey begins to find satisfaction in his personal life, while Mills and Dawson face personal challenges. Meanwhile, the squad is called to the scene of a harrowing apartment building collapse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185727 +0000" stop="20260816194024 +0000" channel="C702.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Her Go - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Events force Lieutenant Casey to team up with the Intelligence Unit, now run by Voight, who doesn’t appear to have changed his crooked ways after his stint in prison. Shay's excitement at the prospect of becoming a parent grows, while Mills and Dawson face some personal challenges. Meanwhile, the house comes together to support the opening of Molly's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182458 +0000" stop="20260816190707 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exit Strategies - S11E19</title>
    <desc>A patient's dangerous and complicated labor forces Hannah to confront her past. Lenox's brother Kip shows up at Gaffney asking her for her help with a co-worker who was injured on the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190707 +0000" stop="20260816194844 +0000" channel="C704.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell Breaks Loose - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Gaffney is thrown into chaos when a prison riot overwhelms the E.D. Goodwin and Charles prepare for a high-stakes board meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182605 +0000" stop="20260816190653 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sanctuary - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After a female jogger is brutally murdered in the park, Rixton and Atwater arrive to see two suspects fleeing the scene. When the men make their way inside a church, the priest and parishioners gather outside to block law enforcement from entering. While investigating the case, Rixton gets caught in a lie with Voight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190653 +0000" stop="20260816194740 +0000" channel="C705.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Remember Her Now - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The body of a 15-year-old girl is found crushed in an abandoned building after she runs away from a treatment center for troubled girls. Voight sends Halstead undercover as a guard to work from the inside at the center, where he believes the girls are trading sexual favors for something in return. Meanwhile, Platt feels guilty because the victim was brought into the District last year, and Platt doesn't remember her.</desc>
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    <title>St. Patrick's Day - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Diane must wear a court-ordered breathalyzer bracelet, but it jeopardizes her living out one of her biggest dreams. Daniel's boss loses control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183722 +0000" stop="20260816190313 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Scratch - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Diane uses a dating app and matches with someone she least expected. Daniel starts seeing a professional baseball player for the Chicago Cubs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190313 +0000" stop="20260816192716 +0000" channel="C706.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swing and a Ms. - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Daniel doesn't want his Aunt Diane to know who he's dating because he fears what she may do. Diane tries dating a nice guy, for once.</desc>
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    <title>Empire State of Mind - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Diane tries to find a way to cheer Daniel up, but they then get into a big fight. Mark goes to stay with Diane after he and Bonnie argue.</desc>
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    <title>Chip's School Trip / Big Sister Chip - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Happy Hoppers go on their first school trip to the museum; nothing goes according to plan for Chip. / The new Pug baby is about to be born; while she waits for news from Momma and Poppa, Chip has a sleepover with the Pandas next door.</desc>
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    <title>Chip's Baby Sister / After School Chip - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Chip's new baby sister has come home; Chip wants to hold her for the first time. / Chip goes to the After School Club for the first time; all the new faces, noises and activities make Chip want to hide.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190625 +0000" stop="20260816192943 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandma Pug's Birthday / Puggy House Guest - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Chip plans a birthday party for Grandma Pug; Grandma brings an unexpected friend to the party. / Momma's friend Fernanda introduces the family to foosball; Chip struggles to win.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192943 +0000" stop="20260816195304 +0000" channel="C707.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puggy's Butterfly / Itchy Chip - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Chip doesn't feel well, but she doesn't want to miss the class butterfly emerging from is chrysalis. / Chip gets creative trying stay busy and forget about her itchy spots.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181256 +0000" stop="20260816183547 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parental Discretion Retired - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Monty's father, Cheddarhead Charlie, comes for a visit and takes over, much to the Rescue Rangers' chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183547 +0000" stop="20260816185837 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When an old detective friend is falsely accused of stealing a priceless ruby, Chip and Dale decide to take on the task of solving the crime themselves, in this introduction to the series.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185837 +0000" stop="20260816192205 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Chip and Dale are hot on Fat Cat's trail, who leads them to a Chinese laundry and then to a fishing vessel where they meet Monty and Zipper for the very first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192205 +0000" stop="20260816194535 +0000" channel="C708.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Rangers to the Rescue (3) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Monty suggests they visit his old friend, Geegaw Hackwrench, but instead find Geegaw's daughter, Gadget, who flies the group to Glacier Bay as they continue their investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184657 +0000" stop="20260816193418 +0000" channel="C711.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cry Wolf - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A man calling in false alarms causes trouble for the highway patrol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184102 +0000" stop="20260816192304 +0000" channel="C714.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spin It to Win It: Battle 1 - S58E01</title>
    <desc>It's the biggest Chopped shake up ever as a wheel of chance determines which of the sixteen chefs will compete, how the tournament jackpot will go and what randomly selected ingredients will be added to the challenge. In the first battle, four talented and ambitious chefs get a tough appetizer basket that includes a glorious seafood product. In the entrée round, the chefs must combine an acai bowl with an amphibious delicacy. Then, a spin of the wheel gives the chefs a strange beverage they must include in their desserts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182132 +0000" stop="20260816184439 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Date - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sergent Hoagie prepares to go on a blind date, but must first deal with a crime committed at Ms. Endive's swimming pool caused by herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184439 +0000" stop="20260816190745 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shopping Spree - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Truffles becomes sick, Mung, Chowder and Shnitzel are left in charge of the company's money box. However, they become tempted by the large amount of money and go on a huge shopping spree, leaving no money left in the box. The gang must now find a way stop Truffles from noticing the missing money (that is, as soon as they get enough money to continue animating the show).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190745 +0000" stop="20260816193054 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party Cruise - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Mung Daal takes Chowder and Shnitzel to go fishing, but end up on a cruise ship owned by Reuben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193054 +0000" stop="20260816195409 +0000" channel="C715.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Won-Ton Bombs - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Mung Daal's old cooking master tells about Mung's greatest failure to all of Marzipan City, Chowder and Mung travel back to the past to fix his failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181030 +0000" stop="20260816183205 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Guts and Glory - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Savannah learns a lesson when she meddles in Nic’s career. Nanny takes Grayson and Chase fishing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183205 +0000" stop="20260816185340 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beanbags &amp; Bullies - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Chloe has a hair-raising experience at school, Nanny enters a corn hole competition for seniors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185340 +0000" stop="20260816191515 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Men and a Chloe - S07E26</title>
    <desc>While Chase plays babysitter back at home, Todd shares a hotel room with Nic in an effort to bond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191515 +0000" stop="20260816193651 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandma Theft Auto - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Savannah deals with a big secret; Todd teaches Faye a lesson when she asks him to buy her a new car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193651 +0000" stop="20260816195826 +0000" channel="C716.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Badminton to the Bone - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Todd is jealous of Julie’s badminton instructor; Grayson sneaks out to go to an unsupervised party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181303 +0000" stop="20260816185901 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween II - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A year after seemingly defeating their nemesis Chucky, “3 Amigos" Jake, Devon, and Lexy begin receiving mysterious, threatening calls from an all-too-familiar-sounding enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185901 +0000" stop="20260816194711 +0000" channel="C717.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sinners Are Much More Fun - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Our 3 Amigos struggle with the strict rules and institutionalized homophobia of their new Catholic reform school, especially when Chucky arrives with a murderous agenda. Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills, a suspicious detective threatens Tiffany's imposture as "Jennifer Tilly" and the discovery of her secret hostage, Nica Pierce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180735 +0000" stop="20260816181735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Easy Being Clean - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Wilson looks shiny and new after his trip to the Chug Wash and the other trainees are impressed - but everyone knows he's a magnet for a mess!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181735 +0000" stop="20260816182735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Sitting - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Wilson has his hands full while baby sitting an adorable monkey that goes bananas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182735 +0000" stop="20260816183735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilson's Wag-A-Lag-On - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Wilson's wagon is falling apart! Will Wilson roll with his trusted wagon until the wheels fall off, or can his chuggtastic friends convince him to retire 'wag-a-lagon'?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183735 +0000" stop="20260816184735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3 Ways of the Track - S06E17</title>
    <desc>With guidance from the ever-wise Hanzo, an easily flustered Tai must learn how to remain focused, calm and balanced, while on the job!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184735 +0000" stop="20260816185735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fast, The Strong &amp; The Wilson - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Wilson goes for the gold to find out what he's best at as all of Chuggington is celebrating and competing in the Chuggington Games!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185735 +0000" stop="20260816190735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuggington Noir - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Chuggington is left in the dark when the lighthouse at the docks mysteriously goes out! But, where there's a mystery afoot, Detective Brewster is on the case!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190735 +0000" stop="20260816191735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chug Encounters Of The Train Kind - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? A plane? No, it's Space Chuggers! Adventure ensues when the trainees think they are being visited by Chuggers from outer space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191735 +0000" stop="20260816192735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tai Tracks - S06E22</title>
    <desc>New to Chuggington, Tai must navigate her way around town to make an important delivery on time! With help from her new friends, she just might get the job done!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192735 +0000" stop="20260816193735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Action Chugger's Day Off - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Being a super chugger is hard work! But when given a well deserved day off, Action Chugger has a hard time relaxing! Can the trainees get Action Chugger to finally rest his wheels?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193735 +0000" stop="20260816194735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Fashioned Way - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Koko has Old Puffer Pete feeling like his old ways are methodical and too slow. Does Old Puffer Pete have what it takes to save the day when new technology is put to the test?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194735 +0000" stop="20260816195735 +0000" channel="C718.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out in the Cold - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a snow storm comes to Chuggington, Wilson and Brewster get caught out in the cold and must work together to make their way home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181959 +0000" stop="20260816184732 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farmer Khan - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan discovers that Prince Charles might be dropping in to the city farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184732 +0000" stop="20260816191447 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stags and Hens - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mr Khan reluctantly agrees to organise Amjad's stag, while Shazia goes on her hen do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191447 +0000" stop="20260816194135 +0000" channel="C719.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the wedding of Mr Khan's daughter Shazia to 'pakora short of a picnic' Amjad has finally arrived, but all is not well in the Khan household.

Mrs Khan is still upset that Shazia has opted for a British-Asian fusion affair, rather than a big, fat, traditional Pakistani wedding. Then, Shazia won't let her help with the organization and when Shazia refuses to wear a matriarchal family heirloom, it all gets too much - Mrs Khan refuses to go to the wedding, and instead takes a shift at the supermarket.

So, with Amjad in tow, it's up to Mr Khan to get his wife back onside. But, of course, in Mr Khan's world things aren't that simple. As a result, Amjad goes missing, Shazia's mother-in-law-to-be Mrs Malik makes a startling revelation, and thanks to Mr Khan there's a very near miss at the ceremony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181722 +0000" stop="20260816195427 +0000" channel="C720.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Universe of Battle (1863) - S01E05</title>
    <desc>This episode opens with a dramatic account of the turning point of war: the Battle of Gettysburg, the greatest ever fought in the Western Hemisphere. For three days 150,000 men will fight to the death in the Pennsylvania countryside, culminating in Pickett's legendary charge. This extended episode then goes on to chronicle the fall of Vicksburg, the New York draft riots, the first use of black troops, and the western battles at Chickamauga, Georgia and Chattanooga, Tennessee. The episode closes with the dedication of a new Union cemetery at Gettysburg in November, where Abraham Lincoln struggles to put into words what is happening to his people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180330 +0000" stop="20260816182513 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All You Can Eat - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Season 3 finale: Roberta gives Jr. a makeover, and his new look gives him the confidence to approach a girl he has fancied. She mistakes him for a female, but that's not the end of their relationship. Meanwhile, Cleveland gets into a snack-food fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182513 +0000" stop="20260816184652 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From Goochland - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Cleveland and the gang head to their rival high school for an annual football game; Donna's sexy Halloween costume lands her in trouble with the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184652 +0000" stop="20260816190835 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menace II Secret Society - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Cleveland confronts Kenny West about not sharing credit on the hit song they created together and discovers a secret hip-hop society; Cleveland Jr. starts a polka band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190835 +0000" stop="20260816193019 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A General Thanksgiving Episode - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Holt uses Rallo to pick up women; Cleveland opens a pub at the airport; Holt and his father must help drunken Cleveland land the plane he is flying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193019 +0000" stop="20260816195156 +0000" channel="C724.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkey Pot Die - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Cleveland takes Junior to a turkey farm to kill Thanksgiving dinner, but instead, they try to free the birds; Rallo and Donna build a parade float.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183642 +0000" stop="20260816192316 +0000" channel="C725.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Answer - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As the police and the Brewer family piece more of the case together, questions linger about who created Nick's virtual life and ended his actual one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181053 +0000" stop="20260816183653 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Friend - S01E15</title>
    <desc>There is a new dog in town -- and he has only three legs. Clifford, Cleo and T-bone learn that differently-abled persons want to be friends and that they are able to do lots of things without anyone's help. K.C. becomes a good friend!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183653 +0000" stop="20260816190253 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stormy Weather - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Clifford's talent for digging seems to be disruptive to everyone in town. But when a big storm comes in, his deficit becomes an asset. Clifford learns that there's an appropriate time and place for talents to be expressed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190253 +0000" stop="20260816192853 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Circus Stars - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Clifford's hero Gordo the elephant, star of the circus, comes down with a cold, Clifford volunteers to step in and help out. Star-struck Clifford learns that "stars" are just regular people and, like everyone else, they sometimes need a helping hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192853 +0000" stop="20260816195453 +0000" channel="C726.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Limelight Fright - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Emily and Charley recruit the dogs to help them with a show and scene-stealing Cleo is surprised to discover she has stage fright! But Cleo learns that the support of good friends can help you work through a problem.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181956 +0000" stop="20260816184602 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Of All Ages / Clifford's Super Sleepover - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A new neighbor moves into Clifford and Emily Elizabeths' apartment and brings her dog Tricksie with her. Tricksie is an older dog and Clifford doesn't understand at first why she doesn't want to join in some of the fun activities that he does with Jorge. After spending some time with her and getting some advice from Daffodil, Clifford and Jorge learn that even though Tricksie might get tired easily, they can still be friends and she has a lot to teach them. / Emily Elizabeth has gone to her friend Nina's for a sleepover and Clifford seems inconsolable. At first Daffodil is annoyed with him and just wants to be in peace, but her heart soon gets the better of her and she decides to help Clifford out. Flo and Zo come over too and everyone works together to keep Clifford from being lonely so that he'll go to sleep because Emily Elizabeth will be there waiting for him in the morning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184602 +0000" stop="20260816191209 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clifford's Field Trip / Helping Paws - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Clifford is disappointed that Emily Elizabeth's going to be gone for a while on a field trip, but decides to take a nap and sleep on it. Unfortunately, he inadvertently chooses Emily Elizabeth's backpack as his napping place, but Emily Elizabeth doesn't discover him until they're already at the museum. Emily Elizabeth wants to tell her teacher right away, but Nina convinces her they'll blow the whole field trip because Ms. Parker will want them to leave to get Clifford home. They try to hide Clifford, but in the process end up missing most of the field trip anyway. / Clifford has lots of fun with the Sidarsky kids, but sees how tired they make Mr. and Mrs. Sidarsky, so he agrees to babysit to help them out. He thinks it'll be easy and says that he doesn't need any help from Daffodil when she offers it. Clifford, however, finds out that the Sidarsky kids are more trouble to deal with than he thought. Pretty soon, he's very tired out and ends up asking for help anyway, a move the Sidarskys find very responsible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191209 +0000" stop="20260816193816 +0000" channel="C728.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nina's Perfect Party / Just the Right Size - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Nina's birthday is coming and she's set up the perfect party plan. She's going to do it at a t-shirt shop, with all sorts of balloons and painting t-shirts and more. Unfortunately, on the day of the party, it turns out that a burst pipe has flooded the entire place. She's really disappointed, but Emily Elizabeth has an idea to fix things. / Clifford's excited about Emily Elizabeth's ballet recital, but when Mrs. Howard can't find her car keys, it looks like they might not be going anywhere. Daffodil immediately launches a search, but when Clifford tries to help, she tells him he can't help because he's too small. Encouraged by Norville, Clifford won't give up. He keeps on trying, feeling that there is something he can do to help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181108 +0000" stop="20260816183513 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.), the students of Clone High begin to ostracize him. Abe must decide whether to please Cleo by doing the same, or to stand up for his "best dude 4 ever" and lose any chance of being with Cleo. Meanwhile, Joan struggles with living up to the legacy of her 15th century clone mother, and begins hearing strange religious voices in her head. Also, Principal Scudworth starts wearing Mr. Butlertron's sweater vest, in the belief that it gives him the power to relate to the students of Clone High.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183513 +0000" stop="20260816185923 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Film Fest: Tears of a Clone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Abe decides to organize a Clone High Student Film Festival, he spends much time working on a movie about a misunderstood football-playing giraffe; Cleopatra stars in an autobiographical epic about how difficult it is to be as perfect and glamorous as her; Joan directs an avant-garde film which expresses her love for Abe through psychoanalytic dream imagery; and Gandhi and George Washington Carver work together to make a hilarious mixed-race buddy cop action comedy called Black and Tan. Meanwhile, JFK plans a film but never manages to leave the casting couch with his various wouldbe female co-stars, and Principal Scudworth starts to panic when his bosses on the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures invite themselves to his house for dinner, but thankfully for him, Mr. Butlertron is there to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185923 +0000" stop="20260816192550 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Since the CHHS basketball team refuses to allow girls or animals to play, the athletic Joan of Arc decides to cleverly disguise herself as "John D'Arc", becoming the star player. Cleopatra then falls for D'Arc, making team-captain Abe "Weakest"-Lincoln jealous. But Cleo's not the only one falling for John, as fellow athlete JFK finds himself having confusingly sexual feelings about the whole affair. Meanwhile, Gandhi and Genghis Khan kidnap the mascot of Clone High's rival school, Genetically Engineered Superhuman High.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192550 +0000" stop="20260816195203 +0000" channel="C729.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The PXJTs are right around the corner, but Abe Lincoln is losing sleep running errands for his beloved Cleopatra. When Joan keeps trying to warn Abe about his sleep deprivation, a secret of hers is uncovered. Also, Gandhi, overwhelmed by the pressure of studying, decides not take the test and become a trucker instead. Mr. Butlertron and an old foe battle it out for the last time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180316 +0000" stop="20260816181517 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inventors Only - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Flint is excited to discover there's another inventor in town, but Sam suspects the inventor has an ulterior motive for befriending Flint.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181517 +0000" stop="20260816182719 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clock-a-Doodle Doom - S01E12</title>
    <desc>To stop himself from being late for school, getting into more trouble, and missing all the fun, Flint decides to create a robo-rooster alarm from getting late for school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182719 +0000" stop="20260816183921 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sardemon - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Tim drags Flint out into the wilderness to participate in a Lockwood father-son tradition: catching the legendary Sardemon, the largest sardine in existence.</desc>
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    <title>Sardinefest - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The town celebrates all things sardine. But Sam must speak out against the cruelty of the Sardine Races as the hapless fish are tossed off a cliff.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185105 +0000" stop="20260816190306 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earl or Pearl? - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Earl forbids Flint from inventing at school. But curiosity gets the better of the officer, who must find out more about Flint's latest invention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190306 +0000" stop="20260816191450 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Samesies - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When they are teased for being too similar, Flint and Sam try to prove that they are totally different.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191450 +0000" stop="20260816192652 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Me, Monkey You - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When Flint accidentally combines himself with Steve, he must learn to live with the monkey inside him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192652 +0000" stop="20260816193853 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Invention Ever! - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After hearing Flint brag about sleep-inventing the best invention ever, the Mayor sees it as a money-making opportunity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193853 +0000" stop="20260816195037 +0000" channel="C730.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Sal, Folks! - S01E19</title>
    <desc>In trying to keep Sam from moving away, Flint accidentally animates the town's sardine statue, and it begins spilling the town's secrets.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180349 +0000" stop="20260816182652 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hayden's in the Kitchen with Dinah - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Hayden promises to stay with a bedridden Christine, rather than attend a long-awaited team victory celebration.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182652 +0000" stop="20260816185013 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hayden and Luther's Excellent Adventure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Hayden and Luther get stranded out of town the night Hayden is to escort Christine to an awards banquet in her honor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185013 +0000" stop="20260816191333 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Break-Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Hayden forsakes football with the guys to meet Christine's antique-dealer friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191333 +0000" stop="20260816193639 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iceman Goeth - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Even at a victory party, and with Elaine trying to seduce him, Hayden remains depressed over his breakup with Christine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193639 +0000" stop="20260816200000 +0000" channel="C731.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Fever - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Christine wants all her belongings out of Hayden's house, and Luther might move in next door.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182444 +0000" stop="20260816190058 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underdogs - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Daniel and Johnny invite a new sensei to evaluate their students. The team members compete to participate in the Sekai Taikai.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190058 +0000" stop="20260816194528 +0000" channel="C732.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of the Best - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The best students of Miyagi-Do compete against each other to become team captains, but a tragedy changes everything. Kreese reveals his final surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185845 +0000" stop="20260816195639 +0000" channel="C733.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Time for Play with JJ! - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sing along with JJ and pals as they learn how to care for pets, pretend the floor is lava and watch twinkling stars before getting ready for bed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182202 +0000" stop="20260816184612 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Mask - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Suzaku transfers into Ashford Academy and faces the scorn of the Britannian students. Cornelia continues her hunt for Zero, destroying several rebel strongholds but finding no clues to his whereabouts. A stray cat slips into the Lamperouge residence on campus and takes off with Lelouch's Zero mask and a massive, comedic chase involving the entire student body follow. The Emperor of Britannia makes a speech during Prince Clovis' funeral on the virtues of inequality and the social battle for evolution and betterment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184612 +0000" stop="20260816191021 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack Cornelia - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Cornelia sets a trap for Zero at the Saitama Ghetto as she begins to clear another resistance cell. Despite C.C. trying to stop him, Lelouch takes the bait and goes to the aid of the Saitama resistance. His plan falls apart from a combination of Cornelia's superior tactics and the resistance cell's dissimilar motivations. Lelouch is cornered and nearly discovered, but C.C. dons his Zero costume and distracts the Britannian Army, allowing Lelouch to escape. Lelouch blames his defeat on the undisciplined rebels and resolves to build something better than a mere resistance unit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191021 +0000" stop="20260816193431 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Knights - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A group from the Japan Liberation Front takes a hotel and its occupants hostage, including most of the Ashford Student council and a disguised Princess Euphemia. As such, Princess Cornelia cannot make a move against the hostage takers, which Lelouch realizes and takes advantage of. He mounts a rescue with Ohgi's resistance, using his knowledge of Euphemia to barter his way past Cornelia's blockade. As Lelouch speaks with the hostage takers, Suzaku sinks the floating hotel using the Lancelot. Using explosives set up by the resistance fighters, Lelouch derails any rescue efforts by the army so he can take credit for their rescue. Broadcasting publicly to the nation, he announces the creation and purpose of his Order of the Black Knights, "allies of justice" who will judge the world and protect the weak from "those with power".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193431 +0000" stop="20260816195840 +0000" channel="C734.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Refrain - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Told mostly from Kallen's perspective, her rocky relationship with her biological mother is revealed. The Black Knights are sent on a mission to take out the drug "Refrain", and find themselves to be popular among the Elevens. Kallen's mother is found among the Refrain users, and is arrested following the Black Knights' destruction of the drug stockpiles. Kallen promises to have changed the world by the time she is released.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180418 +0000" stop="20260816191953 +0000" channel="C735.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady in Waiting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A woman shoots her overbearing brother, claiming she thought he was a burglar. Columbo doesn't buy the self-defense claim - he know's it's murder</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180022 +0000" stop="20260816181650 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seth Rogen: We Have The Meats - S11E02</title>
    <desc>In a beat-up 1976 Dodge Monaco, Jerry and Seth Rogen get coffee and make an Arby's run while musing on fame, feelings, awards, beards and more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181650 +0000" stop="20260816183323 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Gervais: China Maybe? Part 1 - S11E03</title>
    <desc>Jerry gets Ricky Gervais in a 2018 Rolls-Royce convertible, and their discussion includes whether or not to leave a stereotypical joke in the episode.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183323 +0000" stop="20260816184756 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Gervais: China Maybe? Part 2 - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Jerry and Ricky stop at a bakery, ponder unfunny comedians and Holocaust jokes, then try not to run out of things to say while stuck in traffic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184756 +0000" stop="20260816190806 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matthew Broderick: These People That Do This Stuff. They Stink. - S11E05</title>
    <desc>In a 2018 Lamborghini Huracán, Jerry and Matthew Broderick roll by Matthew's old home, find trouble at Patagonia and live out a baseball fantasy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190806 +0000" stop="20260816192621 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jamie Foxx: You Got To Get The Alligator Sweat - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry takes a 1969 Maserati Mistral to New Orleans to meet Jamie Foxx. Jamie talks about his comedy inspiration and how he stays humble and hungry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192621 +0000" stop="20260816194232 +0000" channel="C737.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sebastian Maniscalco: My Wife Didn't Know The Extent Of It - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Rolling around in vintage Italian scooters, Jerry and Sebastian Maniscalco discuss likes and dislikes and how comedians function in "normal" society.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181525 +0000" stop="20260816184550 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>AU &amp; NZ - Cal Wilson - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Colorful comic Cal Wilson opens up about her weirdest fears, her most mortifying moments and the perils of sexting in the autocorrect era.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184550 +0000" stop="20260816191524 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canada (EN) - DeAnne Smith - S01E13</title>
    <desc>DeAnne Smith opens up about her hatred of escape rooms, shampoo homophobia and how she and her dog are a conservative Republican's nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191524 +0000" stop="20260816194448 +0000" channel="C738.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canada (EN) - Ivan Decker - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Ivan Decker. He's here to share his thoughts on zombie teeth, weaponized lobsters and the sinister lie behind instant noodles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180354 +0000" stop="20260816191356 +0000" channel="C739.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy Central Roast of James Franco - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The multi-hyphenated jack-of-all-trades James Franco finds himself on the receiving end of barbs served up by his friends. Roast Master Seth Rogen leads roasters Aziz Ansari, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Nick Kroll, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross, Andy Samberg and Sarah Silverman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181713 +0000" stop="20260816183830 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physical Education - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jeff shows a little leg in billiards class when he's forced to wear the Greendale PE uniform, while the gang tries to help Abed get a girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183830 +0000" stop="20260816185926 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Basic Genealogy - S01E18</title>
    <desc>It's family day at Greendale Community College and the gang's families come to campus to join in on the fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185926 +0000" stop="20260816192044 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beginner Pottery - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While Jeff takes interest in a pottery class, Pierce invites his friends to his boating class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192044 +0000" stop="20260816194136 +0000" channel="C740.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science of Illusion - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Pierce strives to reach a new level of ascension in his Buddhist church. Britta secretly tries to shake her reputation as a buzzkill, resulting in a prank that goes horribly wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181833 +0000" stop="20260816184006 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Judge and a Priest Walk Into a Living Room… - S04E20</title>
    <desc>The Conners gear up for a megawedding! Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters. Meanwhile, Dan and the family have decked out the house for the occasion, but will all six of the lovebirds make it to “I do”?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184006 +0000" stop="20260816190139 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Elsewhere, Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose head off for a night at a waterpark, where Harris and Mark bond in an unexpected way as Mark copes with the news that his ex-boyfriend is dating someone else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190139 +0000" stop="20260816192244 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192244 +0000" stop="20260816194417 +0000" channel="C742.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving, Dating and Deceit - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181954 +0000" stop="20260816185552 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best of Brunch - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Acclaimed chef, entrepreneur and TV personality Gabe Kennedy invites the home cooks to celebrate one of his favorite meals: brunch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185552 +0000" stop="20260816193018 +0000" channel="C743.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asian Eats - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Chef and entrepreneur Esther Choi beefs up three boxes for the home cooks' first challenge. Later, they must impress her with Asian-inspired flavors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181645 +0000" stop="20260816185118 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futurist Food - S01E04</title>
    <desc>For Nate Robinson and John Salley, food’s future looks dystopian: Saucepans blaze, and lab-grown tartare with sativa-infused mealworm tops the menu.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185118 +0000" stop="20260816192606 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Holidays - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Drag star Alaska falls off the vegetarian wagon for the love of a lamb chop. Later, a chef inhales his own "Danksgiving" candied yam waffles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192606 +0000" stop="20260816195859 +0000" channel="C744.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comfort Food to High Cuisine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The chefs create crunk comfort food including Salvadoran pupusas with Lemon Kush. At the table, comedians consider smuggling cannabis inside cats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181806 +0000" stop="20260816183934 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hank the Cradle Robber - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Hank starts dating a much younger woman, the gang suspects she may be a gold-digger taking advantage of him because of his age. But after rifling through her things, they fear this relationship could be something much worse - a pregnancy trap</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183934 +0000" stop="20260816190102 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Margaret Dates the Zodiac Killer - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Margaret begins dating Karl, a fellow Shady Meadows resident who may or may not be the Zodiac Killer. Meanwhile, the guys are hunting for a different kind of criminal: a serial non-flusher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190102 +0000" stop="20260816192241 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funeral Crashers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Hank finds out his ex-wife will be at a mutual friend's funeral, Margaret volunteers to lie about his success to impress her; Charlie and Sid crash the funeral against Hank's orders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192241 +0000" stop="20260816194434 +0000" channel="C745.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charlie's Angel - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hank signs up to host a Shady Meadows closed-circuit TV show, but is quickly replaced by rising star Sid, who dishes out hot retirement home gossip on-air. Meanwhile Margaret helps Charlie woo a widow at her bereavement support group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181634 +0000" stop="20260816183904 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indianapolis, Indiana 11 - S12E05</title>
    <desc>Indianapolis, IN - Officer John Reichle attempts to pull over a car, but the driver bails out of the car while its still moving leading to a foot chase. Officer Jay Travis stops three shirtless young men who were trying to get a dog away from animal control officers. Speedway, IN - Officer Mike Clupper responds to a report of shoplifting in progress to find two women in a car parked with the trunk open and clothing with the tags still attached.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183904 +0000" stop="20260816190134 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indianapolis, Indiana 12 - S12E06</title>
    <desc>Indianapolis police nab a suspect wanted in Boston; car sale goes awry; woman claims her husband assaulted her, and she fears retribution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190134 +0000" stop="20260816192404 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fort Worth, Texas 15 - S12E07</title>
    <desc>Fort Worth, TX - Officer John Ost stops a driver who repeatedly asks to have his lawyer present. Officer Jerry Dalton responds to a report of a snake in a woman's bedroom. Officer Randy Watkins finds a woman on the hood of a car without any pants while a man is in the driver's seat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192404 +0000" stop="20260816194634 +0000" channel="C747.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fort Worth, Texas 17 - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Fort Worth, TX - Officer Jim Grow walks to a former motel to look for drug dealers, but nearly gets run over with another officer in a narrow space as a car attempts to escape. Officer Royce Hearne pulls over a vehicle for failing to dim its headlights only to discover the female driver has 13 warrants after she breaks down in tears and confesses. Officer Ernesto Tamayo II pulls over an SUV for speeding and observes the passenger throw marijuana out the window.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181325 +0000" stop="20260816183648 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Olivia's 4th birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183648 +0000" stop="20260816190011 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Everybody Loves the Blues - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Theo thinks about proposing to Justine. Kenny, who was "born to sing the blues," gets the chance to sing with a legendary blues singer/guitarist. Deon Richmond as Kenny. Michelle Thomas as Justine. Guest appearance by B.B. King</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190011 +0000" stop="20260816192404 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rudy's Walk on the Wild Side - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Rudy steals money from Clair to buy a sweatshirt (Rudy and her friend Kim do the Electric Slide). Deon Richmond as Kenny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192404 +0000" stop="20260816194757 +0000" channel="C748.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Sandman - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Rudy is forced to take tap dancing lessons for a school project. Cliff is presented with a "challenge" he cannot resist. Guest appearances by Howard "Sandman" Sims and Elaine Stritch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183145 +0000" stop="20260816185408 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Sunday - S04E01</title>
    <desc>It's the first week of marriage for Grayson and Jules, but when Grayson doesn't know the rules, he soon becomes Jules' "coffee and wine bitch." After Travis' 21st birthday, Bobby tries to make up for lost time by teaching him lessons about being a man. And Ellie and Laurie try to pull Jules out of her depression when Grayson refuses to apologize for what he did in her dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185408 +0000" stop="20260816191503 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Need to Know - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jules releases Travis from mandatory family night, but when he stays away too long, she becomes crazed. Ellie discovers she can get Andy to do anything she wants by training him like a dog. And the guys grow mustaches to look cool like Tom Selleck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191503 +0000" stop="20260816193612 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Between Two Worlds - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jules begins to worry that her marriage to Grayson lacks passion. But when she enlists Ellie to start a verbal firestorm, things quickly get too heated. Laurie helps Travis find his superpower. And Bobby tries to shake things up by taking on a 'cooler' persona.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193612 +0000" stop="20260816195720 +0000" channel="C749.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Should Have Known It - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Tom gets a new girlfriend, the girls decide to investigate. Bobby goes on a fake date with Ellie to improve his table manners. And after getting fed up with the girls' rules, Andy and Grayson rebel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180014 +0000" stop="20260816182244 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dr. Goosewing &amp; Mr. Duck - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Von Goosewing's latest invention is a formula that can change people's characters. He sells it to Duckula as a carpet shampoo and it has strange effects. It makes Duckula act like a real vampire, Nanny is smart, and Igor becomes cheerful.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182244 +0000" stop="20260816184502 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Town Hall Terrors - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Realizing that the castle needs major repairs, Duckula goes to the town council to get a grant to repair it. When he gets the grant, he gives the money to some tricksters who build a railroad right through the castle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184502 +0000" stop="20260816190735 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sawdust Ring - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Duckula decides to enter the circus. Unfortunately, the former circus workers come back to sabotage the performance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190735 +0000" stop="20260816192958 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck and the Broccoli Stalk - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Von Goosewing plans to use a growth formula to grow a huge clove of garlic next to the castle to kill Duckula. He spills some on Duckula's broccoli by accident and it grows, carrying castle Duckula and its inhabitants to a castle in the clouds that is owned by a giant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192958 +0000" stop="20260816195228 +0000" channel="C750.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Family Reunion - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Duckula is hosting the Duckula family reunion. He is scared that the others will kill him for being a vegetarian instead of a blood-sucker. When his plan to fool them goes wrong, he (in disguise) makes a deal with Von Goosewing to try to get rid of his relatives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181428 +0000" stop="20260816184513 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Tuck and Brody struggle with sibling rivalry, Bailey struggles to balance a big audition and a LeAnn Rimes concert with Cassidy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184513 +0000" stop="20260816191558 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Lovin' - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Beau and Summer's relationship takes center stage after she asks him to spend the night. Elsewhere, Brody and Tuck prepare for a double date night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191558 +0000" stop="20260816194643 +0000" channel="C751.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You - S01E07</title>
    <desc>On the heels of exciting news, Bailey struggles to keep her past out of her present and future. Meanwhile, Beau navigates a bad case of heartache.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180310 +0000" stop="20260816182606 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanna Be Your Cowboy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Paw Paw and Big Red in tow, Coffey heads to Reno for the Western Fairs Convention.  At the Anderson home, the kids pamper Criscilla with a mom spa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182606 +0000" stop="20260816184915 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homesick and Hustling - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In Reno, Paw Paw plays promoter as Coffey prepares for a performance.  Back in LA, Criscilla relishes one-on-one time with the children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184915 +0000" stop="20260816191215 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Out of Water - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Ethan gets a taste of the outdoors on his first camping trip with Coffey and Paw Paw.  In the city, Criscilla takes her first dance class post-surgery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191215 +0000" stop="20260816193539 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenth Time's a Charm - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Seeking redemption, Coffey ups the ante for a 10th wedding anniversary.  That includes going back to where the couple's love story began.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193539 +0000" stop="20260816195918 +0000" channel="C752.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad, Can I have $300? - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Ethan asks for money to buy an Xbox, Coffey shows him the ropes of starting a business.  The family celebrates middle child Emmarie's graduation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185234 +0000" stop="20260816195127 +0000" channel="C753.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Vivienne takes a trip into the dark events of her past. Back in Nairobi, Akisa faces setbacks at work as a damning video of the mine lands on Joe's desk</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181256 +0000" stop="20260816183535 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human Habitrail / Mission to the Sun - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Doc Gerbil, a fake vacuum cleaner seller,comes to Courage,Eustace, and Muriel's House and takes out a vacuum cleaner and sucks up Muriel and Eustace into it. He takes them to his labratory and puts them in a human habitrail. He peforms experiments on them. Courage manages to get them back. / Courage is ordered to go to the sun and fix the lightbulb on it. Everything is ok until Muriel's brain gets taken over by an alien! It makes Muriel mean and trys to throw Courage out of the spaceship. Meanwhile Eustace's hat gets stuck in the toliet and gets pumped out into space! Eustace chases after it. Muriel then destroys wires in the spaceship and the ship goes out of control and dives into the sun! Luckily there ok. Courage fixes the lightbulb and Muriel's alien leaves. To get back home, they see Eustace riding on a asteroid holding his hat! They hitch a ride and get home. But the Alien says he'll be back,(as the episode ends the alien enters Eustace's brain...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183535 +0000" stop="20260816185812 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Courage the Fly / Katz Kandy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Courage gets turned into a fly by Di Lung outside his house .Eustace trys to smack him, because he hates flys. He trys three times to get the fly but keeps hiting Muriel instead.Courage then must stop a salalite from hitting the house. It crashes in there yard.Muriel and Eustace then find out Courage turned into a fly. Eustace walks into the house and wants to get rid of the dog-fly.Muriel says how can you think of getting Courage at a time like this, the satalite almost hit the house. Eustace replies ""It didn't even come close"".Suddenly the satalite raises out of the ground and picks Eustace up with it as it shoots up toward space.Muriel and Courage then just sit in their rocking chair. / Katz wants one of Muriel's recipes and wants to know the secret ingredient so he can win an annual contest that Muriel always wins.He sends out a jelly monster (made out of real jelly) to capture Muriel &amp; Courage follows to save Muriel. Katz holds Muriel captive in his cand</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185812 +0000" stop="20260816192048 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nowhere TV / Mega Muriel the Magnificent - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Eustace and Muriel's tv breaks and they call Le Quak to fix it,but Le Quack does something to the Tv to make it hypnotize people.He makes them go steal money and eventually Courage fights Le Quack in a 3D Television Battle and the police come and capture Le Quack, Muriel, &amp; Eustace become their normal selves again. / Courage's Computer,who is sick and tired of answering Courage's questions about shadows,monsters,etc. and thinks there not scary so he does something evil ... he uploads his memory into Muriel's body and control's it. He does stunts to make Courage have to rescue the Computer (which is in Muriel's body) Eventually he gets stuck and Courage has to save him from a machine. Even the Nowhere News was there to telecast these stunts of Muriel or (the Computer). Eventually the computer apologizes and goes back into the monitor and Muriel returns to her normal self.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192048 +0000" stop="20260816194327 +0000" channel="C754.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Hair Day / The Forbidden Hat of Gold - S02E15</title>
    <desc>We find out that Muriel has a rare blood type of ABXYZ. People from Growth Industries take her away where her hair is experimented on. The whole scheme is backed up by Ma.Courage saves Muriel. / Eustace finds a treasure map his dead brother, Horace, left him. It leads to a golden hat in a cave. Eustace, Muriel and Courage go there. When Eustace takes the golden hat, monks that live there capture the three. Then they try to sacrifice Muriel to their God, which is a rock statue. Courage destroys the rock by giving it a strange coat. Eustace finally gets the hat, but when he puts it on he turns to stone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181416 +0000" stop="20260816182050 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken's First Kiss - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While playing a game of doll tag, Chicken is kissed by Winney. Everyone then tells Chicken that he has cooties, and that his beak will shrivel, his tongue will swell to 16 times, his butt will fall off, and his eyeballs will fall off. Chicken then has an anxiety attack, and imagines all the things others said. He then wakes up to find his parents tell him that he has to kiss Winney back, and marry her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182050 +0000" stop="20260816182725 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squirt The Daisies - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cow and Chicken play at the arcade. The Red Guy persuades Chicken to play his new video game. Chicken is placed in a special chair, and fitted with special goggles, and he finds himself, virtually in the video games. He then finds himself the victim of a bunch of killer daises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182725 +0000" stop="20260816183400 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lawnmower Chicken - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken needs to earn money to buy socks, so he gets a job mowing The Red Guy's lawn, which has grass taller than him. He also has to mow the back yard, which contains the Swiss Alps! After Chicken finishes, The Red Guy cheats him, so Super Cow fixes it up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183400 +0000" stop="20260816184034 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cow Loves Piles - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Cow buys the new Piles the Beaver Doll, and takes him to the carnival with her. When he's catapaulted into the air, she then goes on a wild goose chase all over the carnival just to catch him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184034 +0000" stop="20260816184708 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Headhunting in Oregon - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation in Oregon to find ""head hunters"". The Red Guy is their tour guide, and takes them into the woods, where they find a tribe of headhunters. While Cow, Mom, and Dad are watching Ice Walkers, the tribe have their eyes fixed on Chicken's head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184708 +0000" stop="20260816185341 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and Queen of Cheese - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Cow goes to Arkansas to meet The Red Guy, who is trying to become the King and Queen of Cheese. The problem is that his method of making cheese is sucking the cheese out of things such as buckets, water towers, weasels, haystacks, silos, grandmas, horses, dogs, lizards, hyenas, ducks, and now Cow. Chicken rescues Cow and the other animals, who then turn the cheese suckers to The Red Guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185341 +0000" stop="20260816190015 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluffy the Anaconda - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the snake can sound just like Chicken. Cow names the anaconda, Fluffy, and Fluffy soon grows attached to Chicken, as its full-coarse dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190015 +0000" stop="20260816190649 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Laughing Puddle - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190649 +0000" stop="20260816191322 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capt. Butz Pirate - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191322 +0000" stop="20260816193457 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193457 +0000" stop="20260816194132 +0000" channel="C755.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tongue Sandwich - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Cow's tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone's gravy, and licking the candy store dry. Soon, Tongue finds himself on the lam, and runs back to Cow. Everything is back to normal, until Chicken's wattle decides to run away to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181028 +0000" stop="20260816183514 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #10: Ganymede Elegy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When a case takes the Bebop crew to Jet’s old stomping ground, the big man crosses paths with an old lover – and her wanted boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183514 +0000" stop="20260816185953 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #11: Toys in the Attic - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When an unusual, blob-like space creature infects Ein, Faye, and Jet, Spike and Radical Edward must figure out a way to save their friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185953 +0000" stop="20260816192429 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #12: Jupiter Jazz (1) - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Faye robs and abandons the Bebop crew, Spike goes in search of a woman he once knew, and Vicious makes another deadly appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192429 +0000" stop="20260816194902 +0000" channel="C756.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Session #13: Jupiter Jazz (2) - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jet continues his mission to reunite his Bebop comrades, and Spike finds himself locked in a brutal dogfight with his old nemesis Vicious.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183451 +0000" stop="20260816192519 +0000" channel="C757.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Be a Somebody (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The death of Albie Kinsella's father has a disturbing effect on him and soon after, he kills an Asian newsagent. With all the hallmarks of a racist attack, the police fail to make any headway. Meanwhile, criminal psychologist Fitz is trying to put some order into his personal life and, after sorting out his differences with DCI Bilborough, becomes embroiled in the case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180317 +0000" stop="20260816182654 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The resident curry chef Anthony lays on an evening of deliciously spicy delights - but as the meal descends into chaos, it's not just the curry that ends up on the floor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182654 +0000" stop="20260816185048 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Anthony helps Lulu to register as a property guardian - but first they need some unconventional assistance from Lulu's eccentric Great Aunt Gladys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185048 +0000" stop="20260816191441 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise after the housemates are served their eviction notice. Sam and Lulu try to keep a secret while Anthony and Kate face up to the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191441 +0000" stop="20260816193801 +0000" channel="C758.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Anthony and Lulu search for Kate, but does Kate want to be found? And Sam's life begins to unravel as he lashes out at those close to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180521 +0000" stop="20260816185149 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomatoes, Chicken Pie and Afternoon Tea - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sweet tomato cake, levitating pies and an edible Bloody Mary are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185149 +0000" stop="20260816193814 +0000" channel="C760.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bananas, Pizza and a BBQ - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Volcano dough balls, banana tacos and a unique take on a BBQ are on the menu in the magical competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182151 +0000" stop="20260816190224 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Josh Is a Liar. - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After encountering a major setback in her plan to get even with Josh, a panicked Rebecca starts a smear campaign to discredit Josh before he can turn everyone against her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190224 +0000" stop="20260816194440 +0000" channel="C761.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Is Crazy. - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Rebecca takes her quest for revenge to the next level as her friends unite to try and help her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180130 +0000" stop="20260816184418 +0000" channel="C762.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver with a Chainsaw - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Amy and Raquel go into hiding. As events spiral out of control, not even the girls' closest allies can be trusted...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184418 +0000" stop="20260816192902 +0000" channel="C762.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Trippy Horse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Amy must act when she discovers her best mate is harbouring a mean-mouthed, hell-raised demon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182934 +0000" stop="20260816191714 +0000" channel="C763.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder on 42nd St. - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bright lights, fear city: In Times Square, 1979, police stumble on a fiery "hotel room from hell" housing the bodies of two women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181811 +0000" stop="20260816191242 +0000" channel="C764.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piranha - S17E07</title>
    <desc>The BAU zeroes in on a twisted UnSub in D.C. destroying his victims by spraying and submerging them in acid. Prentiss and Rossi dive into the BAU's history to see how they are connected to Gold Star. They soon discover that the only backup files available belong to the wife of a former BAU member. Prentiss goes to her to uncover the truth. Voit utilizes his lawyer to reach out to Damien and gain footing against the BAU.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181754 +0000" stop="20260816184135 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial 'M' for Mother - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jay is considered to be one of the most unpopular men on Earth (ranking even worse than Adolph Hitler) so Duke attempts to spruce up the show to get more people interested. When this doesn't work, Jay decides to soften his image by going on the "Geraldo Show" with his mother but Jay gets an even worse reputation when his mother embarrasses him to the point where he tells her to "shut up".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184135 +0000" stop="20260816190426 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miserable - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jay, noticing everyone in New York has a fiancee except him, begins to feel unloved. Things change when he goes to review the movie, Indecent Proposal II, and falls in love with the projectionist screening the movie. They arrange a date at her house where she is revealed to have an obsession with Jay to the point where she kidnaps him and ties him to a bed holding him hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190426 +0000" stop="20260816192745 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Deb Will Do You - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eleanor is determined to have her daughter, Margo, attend the annual debutantes ball as it is a tradition in her family. When Margo is reluctantly forced into it, Jay decides to accompany her. Meanwhile, Jay competes in his time slot against children's idol Humphrey the Hippo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192745 +0000" stop="20260816195036 +0000" channel="C765.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyes on the Prize - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jay celebrates his 1000th episode but the episode is less than successful. Ratings get worse so Jay seeks image consultant, Adolph Hitmaker, for advice. The advice is unsuccessful and Jay is fired. Jay gets a new job on a show which teaches English for cab drivers but Jay is unhappy so he decides to win himself another Pulitzer Prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182955 +0000" stop="20260816191421 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Be Told - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Parasite-plagued alpacas arrive in critical condition while Dr. Hodges performs hip surgery on a kitten and Dr. Ferguson gets an abscess surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191421 +0000" stop="20260816195835 +0000" channel="C766.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Bunny to Love - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The vets help a koi with a skin issue; kids visit the farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181642 +0000" stop="20260816191510 +0000" channel="C768.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misadventure - S02E01</title>
    <desc>As Philip leaves for a long tour, Elizabeth makes an upsetting discovery. Prime Minister Eden wants to strike back after Egypt seizes the Suez Canal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182015 +0000" stop="20260816190216 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why-Fi - S02E01</title>
    <desc>D.B. Russell, a civilian specialist, transfers from Las Vegas to become the director of the newly created division of Next Generation Cyber Forensics. He joins Avery and her team as they track down the most dangerous cyber criminals, beginning with the hacking of a home security system that turns into a homicide investigation. Also, Avery considers moving to a new position within the hierarchy of the FBI, Krumitz is a witness in his sister’s trial, Elijah deals with a delicate family situation and more is revealed about both Nelson’s and Raven’s backgrounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190216 +0000" stop="20260816194546 +0000" channel="C769.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart Me - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Raven's friend, Tracey (Lyndon Smith), is fired, evicted and her bank accounts emptied as a result of being hacked by a man she met on a dating app, Raven helps to locate the culprit. However, Raven asks for her team's help when the hacker is found dead and Tracy wakes up in a motel room with the murder weapon and no memory of what happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182519 +0000" stop="20260816185707 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bare Midriff - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Larry inadvertently creates a miracle when he fires his assistant for exposing her waistline around the office. Jerry gets the idea to use Larry's latest mishap as part of the upcoming Seinfeld reunion show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185707 +0000" stop="20260816192658 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Black Swan - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Larry is forced to cover his tracks after he accidentally causes the death of a country club member and kills the club's mascot in an act of self defense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192658 +0000" stop="20260816195644 +0000" channel="C770.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Officer Krupke - S07E08</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl competes for a role on the Seinfeld reunion, Larry is forced by Jeff to embrace his feminine side after a series of bizarre events leads Susie to think he's having an affair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180456 +0000" stop="20260816182834 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George, Door Monkey - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The doorman has to go away for an errand and leaves Hundley in charge. But soon George arrives and puts on the Doorman's uniform. This makes a deliveryman sign off a bunch of packages to him thinking he is the doorman. George opens all of the packages, which contain autographed balls, thinking they are all from him. But when the person who was supposed to receive them sees them, George realizes his mistake. He and Hundley must then work together to re-package them and stack them up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182834 +0000" stop="20260816185213 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George Goes Up the River - S01E14</title>
    <desc>George and The Man with the Yellow Hat go to the country to feed ducks but have to put their plans on hold when the Renkins' chicks are missing and they must find them. George, however finds a raft on the edge of the river and soon, along with Jumpy Squirrel, finds himself-literally-going up the creek without a paddle. They eventually find a way to stop but they must now find their way back home to the Renkins' farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185213 +0000" stop="20260816191551 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George and the Invisible Sound - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The Man with the Yellow Hat is studying insect behavior in the country. George eventually tires of watching and decides to go to bed, but a strange and annoying sound in the house keeps him awake. He tries to track down what the sound is but he cannot seem to find it Then the Man tells him it is the sound of a cricket. George then tries to track down the cricket and remove it from the house so he can get some sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191551 +0000" stop="20260816193929 +0000" channel="C771.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George, A Peeling Monkey - S01E16</title>
    <desc>It's Professor Wiseman's birthday and The Man with the Yellow Hat has bought her a present which George is determined to open. The Man decides to take George's mind off of the present by having him unwrap some oranges for a salad. But soon George wants to know all about different kind of wrapping which leads him down to the department store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182212 +0000" stop="20260816184508 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lenalee's Love - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Seeing Lenalee and Russell going out together, Komui assumes that they are dating and in rage, chases after them with his newly built, Komurin v2. Concerned, Allen, Lavi and the Science Division work together in an attempt to stop his reckless behavior. Meanwhile, an Akuma with amazing transformation skills has targeted Lenalee, but keeps being on the receiving end of Komui's explosive inventions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184508 +0000" stop="20260816190804 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vampire of the Solitary Castle - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While on a mission to search for General Cross, Allen is beseeched by several villagers complaining about a "vampire problem." Soon after the ruckus, Lavi and Bookman join Allen on his new mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190804 +0000" stop="20260816193100 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go For It, Exorcists! - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Allen and Lavi decide to investigate Arystar Krory, the vampire who is supposedly terrorizing the village. They head up to Krory's castle and meet his beautiful lover, Eliade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193100 +0000" stop="20260816195357 +0000" channel="C772.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krory Attacks - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Allen and Lavi discover the truth about Krory's attack on the villagers, he appears before them with an intention to fight, thus leading to a rather fierce battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180802 +0000" stop="20260816183741 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menace from the Deep - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The platoon is assigned guard duty on an isolated, disused pier for a week. However, thanks to Pike's poor judgement over how to moor the boat, they end up stranded with no contact with the mainland and no food.

Attempts at Morse code only prompt Hodges to pursue the platoon to get them to 'Put that light out!' and he ends up stranded himself.

If that wasn't enough, Jones spots a stray mine under the pier, but does Hodges have a solution that'll 'bowl them over'?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183741 +0000" stop="20260816190735 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Branded - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Godfrey asks to leave the platoon because he doesn't want to fight. Mainwaring is furious and the rest of the platoon shuns him until they find out that he was a hero from The Great War. So he rejoins the platoon as a medical orderly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190735 +0000" stop="20260816193542 +0000" channel="C773.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Hunt - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The platoon is told to be on the lookout for any abandoned parachutes so Walker tells Mainwaring that he has found one. They also take on a dog which they use to track an escaped German pilot but accidentally arrest a bird watcher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181406 +0000" stop="20260816184706 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scott Galloway - S30E125</title>
    <desc>Jordan Klepper dives into the big wins for Democrats across the country last night, including in the hotly contested mayoral race in New York City, which ended in a historic victory for Zohran Mamdani that sparked threats of a mass exodus of Cuomo supporters from the city. Plus, nobody is more eager to get out of the city than Eric Adams, the guy who's still in charge at City Hall, so The Daily Show takes a final look back at the legacy the outgoing mayor is leaving behind. In the Art of the Altercation, Desi Lydic unpacks Donald Trump's long and tumultuous relationship with New York, a home he once called "the greatest city in the world," but now, as president, thinks is a crime-infested hellhole that needs to be punished. NYU professor, co-host of the Pivot podcast, and bestselling author, Scott Galloway, joins Jordan Klepper to discuss his latest book, "Notes on Being a Man."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184706 +0000" stop="20260816191733 +0000" channel="C774.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ethan Hawke - S30E126</title>
    <desc>Trump plays dead fish during a medical emergency in the Oval Office, the White House's Ozempic announcement has Americans losing 400 pounds each, the president finds a new enemy in Nigeria, and Jordan Klepper reports on shutdown-induced flight cancellations that will have people walking home for the holidays. On another episode of Sports War, Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng fight over whether the Dodgers deserved to win the World Series, the integrity of the NBA amid a sports gambling scandal, and an Aussie darts player whose dirty nickname sparked controversy. Academy Award-nominated actor Ethan Hawke sits down with Jordan Klepper to discuss his new movie "Blue Moon," which takes place on an "important night in art history," after Lorenz Hart attends the premiere of his former collaborator's musical, "Oklahoma!"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180303 +0000" stop="20260816184314 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Call To Arms - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the clock ticking in the wake of Cliff and Ryland putting Ewing Energies on the verge of collapse, the Ewings battle back with J.R.'s masterpiece to guide them. Christopher and John Ross attempt to bring Pamela into the fold by turning her against her father, but at the risk of alienating her completely. Meanwhile, Bobby is on the brink of exposing Ryland's crimes as Emma and Drew's relationship continues to fracture, and Christopher closes in on finding his mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184314 +0000" stop="20260816192414 +0000" channel="C775.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love &amp; Family - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After Pamela proves her loyalty to John Ross, he goes out on a limb to let her in on J.R.’s master plan. But when Christopher’s suspicions about her seem to be right, John Ross begins to question if his trust was misplaced, leading Pamela to show her mettle in game-changing fashion. Meanwhile, Drew confides in Elena about a dark secret that leaves her forced to choose between her family and her love for Christopher. And Bobby continues his fight to keep Ewing Energies out of Cliff Barnes’ hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181244 +0000" stop="20260816183743 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitler's Golden Murder Palace - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An Allied agent has uncovered strange happenings at a Nazi-owned casino in Morocco where Hitler is rumoured to be located. After the agent goes missing under mysterious circumstances, Danger 5 is sent in to smoke Hitler out of his African cash-hole. Things get complicated when Tucker is captured by Italian submariners and Ilsa bumps into her ex-husband, Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183743 +0000" stop="20260816190302 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Allied troops all over Europe are spontaneously transforming into blonde haired, blue eyed, blood-thirsty Nazis. Danger 5 is sent to Switzerland to connect with Field Marshall Jenkins, whose entire platoon has recently turned Nazi. Allied Command want Jenkins home safe before he can be turned too. But things turn pear-shaped on the way when Ilsa and Jackson's drinks are spiked, buying them a one way ticket to Hitler's dungeon of occult perversions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190302 +0000" stop="20260816192749 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Victory - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As World War Two reaches boiling point, giant Nazi monsters are rampaging across the world leaving a wake of destruction. Captain Gibraltar, a sailor who claims to be from the lost civilisation of Atlantis, contacts Allied Command and offers salvation in the form of an invincible super weapon. Danger 5 travels to Atlantis, but they discover that Gibraltar is not as friendly as he appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192749 +0000" stop="20260816195303 +0000" channel="C776.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas Colonel - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Last time it was war. This time it's personal.

It's Christmas in the 1980s. Adolf Hitler is alive and has two Yuletide wishes: Danger 5 dead... and the world under his Christmas tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180319 +0000" stop="20260816181341 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Earth's Cor! - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Penfold and Danger Mouse journey to the center of the Earth to stop a loud noise that originates there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181341 +0000" stop="20260816183822 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DM on the Orient Express - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse and Penfold travel on the Orient Express with a document they obtained from Greenback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183822 +0000" stop="20260816190310 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ultra Secret Secret - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Greenback offers to team up with Danger Mouse in order to thwart an alien invasion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190310 +0000" stop="20260816192758 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duckula Meets Frankenstoat - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Count Duckula teams up with Dr Frankenstoat to take over the world with an army of robot vampoids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192758 +0000" stop="20260816195242 +0000" channel="C777.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Well There's a Way - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Danger Mouse is sent to find Merlin's magic ink well which will grant the finder a wish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180234 +0000" stop="20260816182858 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Help Each Other - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Katerina is having a tea party for her stuffed animals which she made all by herself, but when the party begins she makes a few mistakes, making her sad (Knocking the plastic cups and saucers off the table and spilling water everywhere). But Daniel helps out to cheer her up and Katerina realizes that it's always fun when friends help each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182858 +0000" stop="20260816185522 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Helps O Tell a Story - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Daniel and O use their imaginations to finish a story when the last page in a dinosaur book they read goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185522 +0000" stop="20260816192147 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Special for Dad - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Daniel, his mother, and Mr. McFeely send Daniel's father a letter after seeing how happy a letter from Grandpere made him when they go around the neighborhood delivering mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192147 +0000" stop="20260816194811 +0000" channel="C779.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love You, Mom - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Daniel and his father go to Baker Aker's bakery to bake banana bread for Mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181035 +0000" stop="20260816183222 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinch Sitter - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Desperate to avoid a meeting with a family therapist, Daria substitutes for Quinn on a babysitting gig. The family she ends up sitting for are the sickeningly-sweet Lester and Lauren Gupty, who have raised their kids Tad and Tricia into brainwashed little angels that only watch The Weather Channel on television, and avoid any sugar and junk food. It will take an artist extrordinare(yes, Jane) to rescue Daria from this nauseous night, and the Gupty kids from the sheltered lifestyle they've become so accustomed to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183222 +0000" stop="20260816185343 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Cute - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Brooke, a Fashion Club hopeful, gets a nose job, and Quinn is deemed shallow for saying the new nose is merely "cute". The other Fashion Club members subsequently also get nose jobs, and so Quinn goes to get one too, but the doctor plays on Quinn's insecurities and talks her into getting about $6000 worth of surgery. Quinn doesn't have that kind of money, and becomes more determined to get it after Brooke has further surgery done and looks gorgeous. It's up to Daria to convince her she's perfect and doesn't need to change a thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185343 +0000" stop="20260816191524 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big House - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After Daria and Quinn both come home past curfew, Helen and Jake begin Family Court, a mock trial that ends with the 2 girls being sentenced to a month's grounding. The parents later regret their decision after Daria uses this as an opportunity to drive them insane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191524 +0000" stop="20260816193702 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Worrier - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Daria and Jane head off to Alternapalooza with Jane's brother Trent and his friend Jesse. Daria finds this to be an awkward experience due to her strong attraction to Trent. The Fashion Club, meanwhile, dress "alternative" and head off to the festival, but on the way, they decide to go outlet shopping instead. Back home, Helen and Jake use their kids' absence as a chance to "spice up their marriage".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193702 +0000" stop="20260816195842 +0000" channel="C780.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Teachings of Don Jake - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jake and Helen take the kids on a camping trip, which doesn't go well after Jake starts obsessing over his rocky relationship with his late father. Then it goes straight to hell when Jake, Helen and Quinn eat psychotropic berries and go insane. Meanwhile, Jane and Trent attend their dysfunctional family reunion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180147 +0000" stop="20260816181549 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hard Way - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Davey ignores "Do Not Touch" signs in a museum. Instead, he swings from a dinosaur skeleton's neck and cracks a bone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181549 +0000" stop="20260816182947 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rickety-Rackety - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Davey's friend Larry is afraid he won't be on a gym team. To ease his frustration, Larry wants to break school furniture, but Davey stops him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182947 +0000" stop="20260816184328 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Davey's friend Jonathan is rescued by Officer Dan. Both boys learn appreciation for their police officer friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184328 +0000" stop="20260816185719 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy in Trouble - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Davey and Jonathan help Tommy, a poor boy in their neighborhood, by collecting soda bottles for money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185719 +0000" stop="20260816191121 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greatest - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Davey has trouble with Nicky, a new boy who continually boasts about his father. But Davey feels compassion when he learns Nicky doesn't have a father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191121 +0000" stop="20260816192519 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Man's Bluff - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Jonathan's cousin temporarily loses his sight through an accident, Davey helps teach him that friendship is color blind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192519 +0000" stop="20260816193914 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's George - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Davey and Goliath learn about the saying "Let George do it" when they visit Jonathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193914 +0000" stop="20260816195316 +0000" channel="C781.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Six- Seven- Six- Three - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Davey learns responsible pet ownership after Goliath is dog-napped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182250 +0000" stop="20260816190519 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets and Lies - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jen hosts a tea for the former Capeside Prom Queens; Andie tries to get Pacey back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190519 +0000" stop="20260816194716 +0000" channel="C782.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Witch Island - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dawson summons his friends to make a documentary about a local witch legend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180639 +0000" stop="20260816184404 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday December 10, 2019 - S55E55</title>
    <desc>Lani makes a huge appeal to JJ to spare Kristen; Gabi tries to throw Chad out of the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184404 +0000" stop="20260816192129 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday December 11, 2019 - S55E56</title>
    <desc>Eric and Sarah receive upsetting news about Mickey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192129 +0000" stop="20260816195854 +0000" channel="C783.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thursday December 12, 2019 - S55E57</title>
    <desc>Will and Justin come face-to-face; Kate blasts Sonny when she learns he shared a kiss with Evan; After hearing the news about Mickey, Nicole tries to comfort Eric; Sarah and Eric make a big decision to help their daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181013 +0000" stop="20260816185246 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Ties - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rip decides to weaken Vandal Savage by going after his financial assets. Rip and Sara infiltrate Savage’s bank, but are discovered by his men. Meanwhile, Snart and Rory talk Jax into taking the jump ship back to Central City so they can steal a valuable emerald.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185246 +0000" stop="20260816193455 +0000" channel="C784.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Knights - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Vandal Savage retreats behind the Iron Curtain in the early 1980s, a string of nuclear scientists begins to mysteriously disappear. The team follows Vandal’s trail straight into the heart of the Soviet Union in an attempt to find his next target. Ray tries to bond with a beautiful Soviet scientist, Valentina Vostock, in the hopes of finding out Vandal’s next move. When Valentina rejects him, it’s Snart to the rescue. Stein pushes Jax to be better, which frustrates Jax and ultimately threatens the Firestorm matrix. Rip asks Sara to train Kendra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181219 +0000" stop="20260816185450 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darwin's Law - S10E03</title>
    <desc>After a storm shuts down the fleet, an even more severe weather system hits them again. While the captains do their best to stay the course, greenhorn problems, mechanical malfunctions and bad fishing conspire to shake their resolve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185450 +0000" stop="20260816193723 +0000" channel="C785.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Against the Law - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The King fleet grows desperate as it hurtles towards the finish line and the Wizard's fishing strategy lands them on the wrong side of the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181816 +0000" stop="20260816190627 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Keeper - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After following clues from his late father to the multi-million-dollar Kona fishing grounds in Hawaii, Captain Josh Harris' business faces extinction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190627 +0000" stop="20260816194808 +0000" channel="C786.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillstrand's Heroes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Captain Josh gets a surprise visit from Johnathan Hillstrand. Challenges due to Covid-19 and a demanding client force the boys to get creative.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182958 +0000" stop="20260816191229 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Washington vs. Napoleon - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Big leaders, bigger battle. The man who lead the United States of America to victory over the British during faces up against one of Europe's most successful conquerors of all time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191229 +0000" stop="20260816195457 +0000" channel="C787.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joan of Arc vs. William the Conqueror - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Deadliest Warrior finally has its first co-ed matchup when Joan of Arc squares off against William the Conqueror.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180035 +0000" stop="20260816185826 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Other Sons or Daughters - S01E09</title>
    <desc>With annexation looming, Swearengen calls a meeting to set up an informal government. Bullock and Alma compare notes on Ellsworth, and each other; Farnum gets a special-delivery letter from Hickok; Utter offers Jane a job; and Stubbs prepares to make a go on her own, with Tolliver's avowed blessings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185826 +0000" stop="20260816195110 +0000" channel="C788.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mister Wu - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An opium theft leaves Swearengen trying to find common language with his supplier, as well as navigating tricky waters to deal with the mess. Meanwhile, Silas Adams, bagman for the magistrate from Yankton, arrives with bad news for Swearengen; Bullock regrets having raised his hand at the government meeting; Merrick proposes Deadwood's first "club"; and an unwelcome Rev. Smith gravitates to the Gem and its new piano.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183517 +0000" stop="20260816193401 +0000" channel="C789.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Early Bird - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When a birdwatcher is discovered murdered in the Saint-Marie jungle, the team have a particularly puzzling conundrum to solve. Is the traditionally quiet and calm world of birdwatching more cut-throat than it appears?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181507 +0000" stop="20260816184059 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Side of the Fence? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>An boundary dispute between California and Nevada which effects the mining town of Aurora and young love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184059 +0000" stop="20260816190659 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whirlwind Courtship - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A young, educated and talented Bill Stewart tries his hand in California as a gold miner, but quickly realizes his future lies as a lawyer. As his legal practice flourishes he has a whirlwind courtship with a beautiful woman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190659 +0000" stop="20260816193314 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dear Teacher - S02E06</title>
    <desc>New schoolteacher arrives, keeps unruly students in line with her sweet demeanor and sharpshooting skills. One vindictive female student and some town busybodies try to get her run out of town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193314 +0000" stop="20260816195855 +0000" channel="C790.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One in a Hundred - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Cavalry man Larry Brooks is escorting a group through peaceful Indian territory. His quick use of a rifle ends several lives and puts everyone in peril due to lack of water. His attraction to the widowed Mary brings him to a heroic decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182350 +0000" stop="20260816185127 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rushion McDonald, Brandon Bowlin, Ted Carpenter, T.P. Hearn - S02E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260816185127 +0000" stop="20260816191902 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daniel Gardner, Chris Thomas, Mark Jackson (Faceman), Tracey Morgan - S03E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260816191902 +0000" stop="20260816194626 +0000" channel="C791.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garfield, Sheryl Underwood, Chris Tucker, Warren Hutcherson - S03E02</title>
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  <programme start="20260816180702 +0000" stop="20260816183024 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showtime (2) - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Life begins to go on at Degrassi, but should they go through with Talent Night? Snake is beginning to feel better after his discovery of Claude's body. Joey still desperately needs help with science, and Mr. Webster has set him up with a tutor - Caitlin. Joey's apprehensive enough, what with his history with her, but when he gets to her house, he finds that she's still suffering the effects of Claude's suicide.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183024 +0000" stop="20260816185706 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three's a Crowd - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Snake invites Spike to the graduation formal, but then Michelle - who he'd really rather go with - invites him. What's a guy to do? Tessa is becoming bored with Yankou, and wants to dump him, but she doesn't want to hurt his feelings. What's a girl to do? Amy and Alison are desperate for dates to the formal, but only a senior will do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185706 +0000" stop="20260816192022 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Dance - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dwayne must deal with his feelings about being HIV-positive and with the reactions of other students once his secret gets out. Lucy is keen to follow the footsteps of boyfriend Bronco into the school presidency. Joey contemplates asking Caitlin to the semi-formal. Suddenly the year's last dance takes on new significance when the news comes out. It's not just the year's last dance. It's Degrassi's last dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192022 +0000" stop="20260816194705 +0000" channel="C792.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Start (1) - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Cover-Up - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Joey and Rick work together on a school assignment. While working at Rick's house, Joey discovers that Rick's bruises aren't the results of school yard fights, but an abusive father. Joey confides in his mother, who contacts the school to let them know. Although angry at first, Rick is relieved when he gets to go live with his brother.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Race - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Melanie fears she is too flat chested for the school swim team.  After constant complaining that her mother wont buy her a bra, L.D. takes Melanie to the department store.  When she arrives at school, wearing her bra, she is the victim of much ridicule and teasing.  At the big swim meet (girls team vs. the boys team), Joey makes a loud comment about Melanie's chest to the whole school, and L.D. tosses him into the pool.</desc>
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    <title>Rumor Has It - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Many of Ms. Avery's students think that she is a lesbian.  Caitlin, who admires her teacher, defends these rumours and insists that her teacher isn't gay.  After dreaming that her classmates think that she is also gay, Caitlin begins to act self-conscious at school.  Caitlin confronts her teacher, who informs her student that she is not gay.  After confiding that she has been questioning her own sexuality, Ms. Avery informs Caitlin that these dreams are perfectly normal and that everyone her age has them.</desc>
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    <title>Love Hashira Mitsuri Kanroji - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro, Nezuko, and Genya are struggling through an arduous battle against Zohakuten and his five tree dragons. They are forced to fight defensively against the tree dragons using the four emotion demons' powers, and Tanjiro is swallowed by one of them amidst the fight. Just as Tanjiro is close to meeting his demise, Mitsuri arrives in the nick of time and rescues him. And now, Mitsuri faces off against Zohakuten to rescue the captured Nezuko and Genya!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183031 +0000" stop="20260816192230 +0000" channel="C794.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Connected Bond: Daybreak and First Light - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Tanjiro continues the fight against Hantengu. Amidst all his injuries and the Upper Four's skill, will he be able to defeat him? As the battle draws to a close, the Demon Slayer squad must race against time to end the fight before dawn.</desc>
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    <title>Dennis' Newspaper - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Dennis overhears Mr. Wilson saying that he wishes he had his raccoon coat back. Dennis gives the story to the newspaper and, as a result, all day, people bring Mr. Wilson raccoon coats.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184222 +0000" stop="20260816190812 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Wilson's Paradise - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson wants to go to the Island of Happiness in Mexico, but changes his mind when he hears that his niece is going to have a baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190812 +0000" stop="20260816193404 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fortune Cookie - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wilson gets a fortune cookie that reads "beware of tomorrow" and is convinced that the fortune will come true.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193404 +0000" stop="20260816195955 +0000" channel="C795.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pioneers - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Dennis, his father, and Mr. Wilson camp out as pioneers to prove to Mr. Krinkie that they can live of the land like the pioneers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180602 +0000" stop="20260816182940 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Derren sets out to get two people communicating with each other despite speaking different languages and performs a routine spanning the canals of Venice. He also invites Robbie Williams to a remote location in the East End for a spot of body piercing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182940 +0000" stop="20260816185348 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Derren travels to Vienna, where he performs a perplexing effect on the giant Ferris wheel featured in Orson Welles' The Third Man. He also manipulates a cinema audience to forget a film they have just watched, while Stephen Merchant takes part in a game of fifty-fifty chance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185348 +0000" stop="20260816191805 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Derren performs an old séance trick for Meera Syal, makes an amputee feel sensation in their missing limb and demonstrates a memory feat in Monaco.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191805 +0000" stop="20260816194158 +0000" channel="C797.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Derren makes a taxi driver forget about an obvious destination. He also plays chess against nine of the U.K.'s top chess players.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183820 +0000" stop="20260816192038 +0000" channel="C798.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Frontier - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a missile intended to bring water to stranded astronauts in space is hacked, President Kirkman must work with Russia and enlists the help of Dr. Andrea Frost to help save lives and find out who is behind the hack. Meanwhile, Hannah finds herself working with Damian again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180610 +0000" stop="20260816183017 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Veronica - S02E04</title>
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  <programme start="20260816183017 +0000" stop="20260816185409 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Microwave, Five Men and a Nappy - S02E05</title>
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  <programme start="20260816185409 +0000" stop="20260816191824 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Michael is invited to a college reunion but he becomes depressed when he realises that he is the only one of his friends who has achieved their dream.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191824 +0000" stop="20260816194235 +0000" channel="C799.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porkpies - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260816181202 +0000" stop="20260816184056 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Terry announces he is standing down as leader of the DMDC, unleashing a bitter winner-takes-all scramble for presidential power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184056 +0000" stop="20260816191002 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Even though Andy, Lance, Becky and Sophie are barely talking to each other, their secrets are on the verge of being revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191002 +0000" stop="20260816193905 +0000" channel="C800.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A huge hole has been excavated, and police are looking into it. Larry Bishop's invisible dogs have disappeared without trace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180750 +0000" stop="20260816183756 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The City - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Nate is offered a new job in New York City, so the family moves from Syracuse to the Big Apple. Robin isn't thrilled about the idea. And of course, getting there will be way harder than it should be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183756 +0000" stop="20260816185922 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Club - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Robin's ex Carlos lures her back into their wild past with a visit to the club where they used to party, and Nate gets jealous. The kids meet Nate's new boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185922 +0000" stop="20260816192034 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tub - S02E03</title>
    <desc>As Nate and Robin contemplate having another baby, a neighbor's casual get-together turns into a home birth. And Delilah learns what it means to be a third wheel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192034 +0000" stop="20260816194146 +0000" channel="C801.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Court - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Robin attempts to get a divorce from Carlos, but he has other ideas. She's also forced to come clean about her past in the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184756 +0000" stop="20260816195832 +0000" channel="C802.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Name Is Ruby - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vincent balks at getting in deeper with Rudy, as expansion fever hits Frankie and Bobby. Candy gets a taste of directing, and enjoys the red-carpet perks of a major premiere. Alston finds himself in limbo at his precinct. Abby changes up the Hi-Hat’s clientele. Sandra faces editorial and legal hurdles. Barbara and Thunder Thighs connect with the wrong sort of clients. Vincent settles a score. C.C. encourages Ace, a former pimp, to get back in the game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183215 +0000" stop="20260816192246 +0000" channel="C803.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resistance Is Futile - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Dexter realizes it won't be easy to end things completely with Lila. Dexter tries to stay ahead of the investigations as the manhunt for the Bay Harbor Butcher intensifies. An enemy of Dexter figures out his secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180510 +0000" stop="20260816181236 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down in the Dumps - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee go to the dumps to retrieve Dee Dee's lost teddy bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181236 +0000" stop="20260816182354 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unfortunate Cookie - S02E49</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee get trapped with a Finger trap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182354 +0000" stop="20260816183446 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Muffin King - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee must stop Dad from eating Mom's muffins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183446 +0000" stop="20260816184210 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picture Day - S02E51</title>
    <desc>Dexter finds out he's ugly, so he transforms his face to look better for the school photo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184210 +0000" stop="20260816184932 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now That's a Stretch - S02E52</title>
    <desc>Dexter combines himself with bubble gum to become more stretchable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184932 +0000" stop="20260816185700 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dexter Detention - S02E53</title>
    <desc>Dexter is send to detention after a confusion during a test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185700 +0000" stop="20260816190423 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Be a Baby - S02E54</title>
    <desc>Dexter and Dee Dee want to become older, but instead they make everyone else a baby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190423 +0000" stop="20260816191145 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M For Monkey: Peltra - S02E55</title>
    <desc>A new female villain named Peltra wants Monkey's Coat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191145 +0000" stop="20260816191912 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.I.R.L. Squad - S02E56</title>
    <desc>Dee Dee, LeeLee and MeeMee become crime fighters, but of course they will not actually fight crime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191912 +0000" stop="20260816192636 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sports a Poppin' - S02E57</title>
    <desc>Dad wants to show Dexter the joy of sports.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192636 +0000" stop="20260816193358 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koos a la Goop a Goop - S02E58</title>
    <desc>Koosy tells Dee Dee that he is the king of the land of Koos, but when Dee Dee goes there...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193358 +0000" stop="20260816194125 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Dee Dee - S02E59</title>
    <desc>Dee-Dee refuses any kind of help from Dexter on her science project, when Dee-Dee shows Dexter her show-and-tell product, he criticises it heavily and offers his own..contributions</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194125 +0000" stop="20260816194849 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topped Off - S02E60</title>
    <desc>Surprised of the results coffee causes on Mom and Dad, Dexter and Dee Dee decide to try it themselves.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194849 +0000" stop="20260816195610 +0000" channel="C804.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dee Dee's Tail - S02E61</title>
    <desc>Dexter uses his science to turn Dee Dee into a horse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181534 +0000" stop="20260816184119 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Thy Other Neighbor - S05E29</title>
    <desc>After Laura and Rob spend some time with their new neighbors, Jerry and Millie feel left out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184119 +0000" stop="20260816190717 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Night's Journey into Day - S05E30</title>
    <desc>Laura spends the night alone (terrified) while her family is on a fishing trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190717 +0000" stop="20260816193236 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gunslinger - S05E31</title>
    <desc>As Jerry is extracting a tooth, Rob dreams that he lives in the old west and is a sheriff who has to save the town from Big Bad Brady.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193236 +0000" stop="20260816195841 +0000" channel="C805.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Chapter - S05E32</title>
    <desc>Rob finally finishes his memoire after 5 years. As Laura begins to read it, we see flashbacks from all the previous shows, starting from when Rob met Laura.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180725 +0000" stop="20260816182513 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peanut Man - S03E01</title>
    <desc>After his latest dramatic flop, Kevin enlists Oscar-winner Jillian Jones to introduce him to prestigious filmmaker Jackson Pepper; Pepper doubts Kevin's commitment as an actor but entices him with the opportunity of an exciting part.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182513 +0000" stop="20260816183630 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Relatively Small Package - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan King plays the role of thief-stealing bonds, nuclear codes, and more-all as an elaborate audition for filmmaker Jackson Pepper; when her latest task leads her to Jackson Pepper's mansion, she finds a frantic Kevin Hart and her next assignment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183630 +0000" stop="20260816184649 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fisher King - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jordan grapple with Jackson Pepper's death and his motives, stunned by their twisted role research; FBI agent John Fisher investigates the crime scene with a rookie; surveillance footage incriminates Kevin, with Jordan as his accomplice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184649 +0000" stop="20260816190127 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum from Sarasota - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Reeling from the accident, Kevin and Jordan face a twist: the woman they hit orchestrated the entire accident to study for a role and she is not dead; seeking answers with their new companion, Pearl, they visit Roger Richards, an ex-cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190127 +0000" stop="20260816191228 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Lionel Pendergrass - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin dons a disguise as forensics expert Lionel Pendergrass; Jordan and Pearl bond as they wait in the getaway car; despite Fisher's suspicions-and some questionably feigned bowel movements-Kevin escapes with the surveillance tapes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191228 +0000" stop="20260816192526 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face of Guffey Light - S03E06</title>
    <desc>As dawn breaks, Fisher drives Kevin, Jordan, and Pearl to an unknown location; Pearl recognizes the agent from beer commercials; this prompts Fisher to reveal an elusive backstory of how he became an FBI agent for a Jackson Pepper role.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192526 +0000" stop="20260816194450 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code of Hammurabi - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Trapped between a gun and a hot place by Agent Fisher, Kevin delivers a heartfelt monologue, moving even their hard-ass captor; Jordan frees them, knocking out Fisher; Jackson Pepper appears, alive, revealing his staged death.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194450 +0000" stop="20260816195416 +0000" channel="C806.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Recruit - S01E01</title>
    <desc>America's funnyman, Kevin Hart, wants to be an action star. But in order to land a life-changing role, he first has to get schooled on how to be an action hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180537 +0000" stop="20260816182908 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Happened One Night - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kim refuses to take calls from Robert, and simply tells her friends that they had a fight. She confesses to Whitley that she may be pregnant. Whitley offers her complete support, and even sacrifices her car by loaning it to Freddie to prevent her from pestering Kim. Robert explains his predicament to Walter; he made the situation worse by suggesting that Kim get an abortion. Walter tells Robert to give Kim some space, but he sneaks into the girls' dorm with Dwayne. Robert apologizes for his initial reaction and asks Kim to marry him. They decide to wait until after her doctor's appointment before considering such a big step. Kim is relieved to learn that she is not pregnant, and endures a stern lecture from Lettie.</desc>
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    <title>I've Got the Muse in Me - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Freddie grapples with writer's block as she works on a creative writing assignment. Kim encourages her to take a break and come to a party, which Dwayne and Ron have organized in honor of a popular rib joint's final night in business. Whitley has resolved to eat only healthy foods, but finds herself tempted by the ribs. Freddie gets drunk and claims to have rediscovered her "muse." After Walter breaks up the party, she steals some booze and ends up passed out in the library. She awakes with a hangover the next morning and discovers that the paper she wrote while drunk is terrible. Walter lies about his culinary abilities to impress Jaleesa. Lettie and Mr. Gaines try to teach him to cook to ensure that his dinner with Jaleesa isn't a total disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185239 +0000" stop="20260816191613 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Risky Business - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Clair Huxtable attends the Hillman job fair to conduct a seminar on business etiquette. She brings teenage daughter Vanessa and a friend in the hopes of convincing Vanessa to attend Hillman. (She and Dr. Huxtable would like to have a child actually graduate from their alma mater.) Dwayne has a disastrous interview with the Kinishewa electronics company. Clair agrees to lobby the company rep--a longtime friend who is attracted to her--on Dwayne's behalf. Vanessa and Kara ditch Whitley and Jaleesa so that they can cruise the campus alone. The girls lie about their age and identity and convince Dwayne and Ron to take them out. The foursome runs into Clair and Phillip at a restaurant. A fuming Clair drags the girls away, and Dwayne gets his internship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191613 +0000" stop="20260816193948 +0000" channel="C807.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Up is Hard to Do - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Dwayne gives Suzanne an expensive ring for Valentine's Day. She returns it to him and asks for some space, which drives him crazy. She later breaks up with him, as she is not ready for a serious relationship. Dwayne gives Whitley some chocolates to thank her for her advice and support. She has been stood up by her date, so she goes to a movie with him. As a prank, Jaleesa calls Walter and impersonates a Jamaican woman named Sheila. Walter accepts a date with Sheila, and Jaleesa plans to bust him for cheating on her. However, he turns the tables by donning a dreadlock wig and bringing in a group of guys to sing, "Jaleesa is Sheila, Sheila is Jaleesa!" Kim learns that Robert, who is away in England for six months, is cheating on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181818 +0000" stop="20260816184334 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teacher's Pet - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Parent-teacher night leads Mr. Drummond to a romance with Arnold's teacher and poor Arnold to the jealousy of his classmates. Arnold tries every trick in the book to win back his classmates, including one which may have him expelled.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184334 +0000" stop="20260816190551 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slumber Party - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Leaving Willis in charge of the house for Kimberly's slumber party is a mistake Mr. Drummond soon regrets as the ensuing chaos disrupts his own date with a lovely lady. The Facts of Life stars Mindy Cohn, Kim Fields, Julie Anne Haddock, and Molly Ringwald guest star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190551 +0000" stop="20260816192807 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold Faces Fatality (a.k.a.) The Will (a.k.a.) Drummond's Will - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Arnold fears that his loved ones are checking out of his life when he stumbles upon Drummond's will and then uncovers the fact that his goldfish has given up the ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192807 +0000" stop="20260816195023 +0000" channel="C808.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Squealer - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Willis seeks comradeship as a member of the Tarantulas, a street gang, but finds only deceit as he gets caught in a web of misplace loyalties. Willis allows himself to be arrested rather than "squeal" on his fellow-gang members by telling the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180120 +0000" stop="20260816182432 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting to Know You - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Charlene feels to be in a world of unknown when her birthday party becomes a failed wish come true, when Earl brings his friends from the WeSaySo job to celebrate her birthday party. After a shocking miserable party, Charlene decides to leave the Sinclair family and join another family as part of a student-exchange program. It's real hard for Earl to know and understand who Charlene really is. Until another student from the student-exchange named France-our comes and becomes a main pain in the neck for the Sinclair family. But then Baby eats him and then Earl and Fran try to come clean when his parent Henri and Semela ask where there son is. To make it up to them, Fran forces Earl to give them the TV, but thats when Charlene returns home and Earl and Charlene get to talk about the misunderstood birthday party. Charlene forgave him with a passionate kiss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182432 +0000" stop="20260816184744 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Card - S03E13</title>
    <desc>It's a big problem when the government blames its poor economy on four-legged dinosaurs and enacts anti-four-legged laws. So in order for Monica to stay in the land of Pangia, Roy marries the outlawed Monica so that she can stay in the country for good, but this also causes big effections and errors on Roy's friendship with Earl and his job the WeSaySo Corporation.</desc>
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    <title>Out of the Frying Pan - S03E14</title>
    <desc>After knocking the daylights out of Earl with a frying pan makes the baby a star on commercials, puts Fran into show-biz orbit, and leaves Earl marooned as a big lump of nothing. But thats when for the first time Earl and Monica have a good aggrement that the whole spotlight thing for the Baby is too much and decide to let Fran think for herself on what she has done and what she made the Baby become after all the superstar junk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191057 +0000" stop="20260816193409 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steroids to Heaven - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Robbie doesn't feel that much comfortable with being the weakest dinosaur in the family, so in order for him to become very strong and muscular, he uses one of Dolf's favorite foods to make him become very strong and that's when he starts giving Caroline the hots and tries to woo her love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193409 +0000" stop="20260816195722 +0000" channel="C809.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honey, I Miss the Kids - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180927 +0000" stop="20260816185258 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea Lamprey Exterminator - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Mike helps the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service in battling the sea lamprey population that threatens the fishing industry of the Great Lakes. Also, Mike makes meat gel to feed fish in Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino's shark reef aquarium.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185258 +0000" stop="20260816193602 +0000" channel="C810.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal Relocator - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Mike visits an old-fashioned corn mill in De Kalb, Miss. Also, Mike helps relocate a pair of exotic deer in Wills Point, Texas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183414 +0000" stop="20260816191816 +0000" channel="C811.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perception Is Reality - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Empathy from strangers allows Betty to avoid facing what she's done, until she can't any more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182913 +0000" stop="20260816191126 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Out of Sight - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Military veteran Michael VanZandt disappears one night in Hermosa Beach, Calif.; police suspect a group of strangers may be involved, while VanZandt's loved ones are haunted by suspicions about his thrill seeking make-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191126 +0000" stop="20260816195530 +0000" channel="C812.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So Close to Home - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ali Lowizter, 16, vanishes after getting off her school bus; the investigation stalls for two years until a tip comes in claiming Lowizter could have been trafficked, leading to a SWAT team raid on a house of prostitution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181955 +0000" stop="20260816190552 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fly Me to the Moon - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Martin is suspicious and Louisa is shocked with the unannounced return of her father. Ruth helps Martin with his blood phobia when she discovers his predicament, and an unexpected caravan squatter thwarts Bert's dreams of making a quick buck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190552 +0000" stop="20260816195132 +0000" channel="C813.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Sender - S10E06</title>
    <desc>Martin and Louisa are off to London for Martin to present his research paper - Janice is looking after the children, but things don't go smoothly when Penhale tries to help. Martin also has a few hiccups, including an unexpected proposition or two...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180457 +0000" stop="20260816182859 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mole Money, Mole Problems / Yip, Yip, Boom! - S04E28</title>
    <desc>When a toy mole is having trouble getting around without bumping into everything, Doc diagnoses her and calls on Stuffy to find her a guide pet. / During the light show finale, Squibbles gets scared and runs amok through McStuffinsville.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182859 +0000" stop="20260816185301 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get-Well Gus Gets Well / Triceratops Trouble - S04E30</title>
    <desc>When flying Pegasus toy Get-Well Gus crashes and breaks off one of his wings, Doc outfits him with a prosthetic. / Doc and the toys have trouble diagnosing a triceratops train that can’t get enough traction to move.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185301 +0000" stop="20260816191702 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hannah the Brave / Waddly's Huggy Overload - S04E32</title>
    <desc>When Hannah the doll gets gum stuck in her hair, she needs Doc's help / Doc is selected to lead the rescue workers parade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191702 +0000" stop="20260816194104 +0000" channel="C814.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lambie Stuffy Switcharoo / The Sleepwalking King - S04E34</title>
    <desc>When Stuffy claims that Lambie's job taking care of the babies in the Toy Nursery is easy, Lambie challenges him to switch jobs with her for the day. / During a sleepover at the Royal Castle, Doc discovers the Wicked King has been sleepwalking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184352 +0000" stop="20260816190854 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial of a Time Lord: The Mysterious Planet (1) - S23E01</title>
    <desc>The Doctor is taken "out of time" by the Time Lords and made to face an inquiry into his meddling in the affairs of others, overseen by the Inquisitor. The prosecutor, the Valeyard, soon has the proceedings upgraded to a trial for the Doctor's life. Evidence takes the form of recordings of the Doctor's recent adventures, beginning with his visit to the mysterious world of Ravalox and an encounter with Andromedan space pirates...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190854 +0000" stop="20260816193343 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial of a Time Lord: The Mysterious Planet (2) - S23E02</title>
    <desc>The Doctor has an appointment with the Immortal, while Peri finds herself caught up with Glitz and the Tribe of the Free. Meanwhile, Merdeen begins to question all he believes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193343 +0000" stop="20260816195807 +0000" channel="C815.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial of a Time Lord: The Mysterious Planet (3) - S23E03</title>
    <desc>The Doctor escapes to rejoin Peri on the surface but shortly becomes the prisoner of a surface-dwelling tribe called The Free. Ravalox isn't Ravalox after all, but before the Doctor can learn much more an irresistible agent from UK Habitat comes to fetch him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180520 +0000" stop="20260816185036 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinosaurs on a Spaceship - S07E02</title>
    <desc>An unmanned spaceship hurtles towards certain destruction. Only the Doctor can save it, along with its impossible cargo... of dinosaurs!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185036 +0000" stop="20260816193456 +0000" channel="C816.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Town Called Mercy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The Doctor gets a stetson (and a gun!) and finds himself the reluctant marshal of a Western town under siege by a relentless cyborg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180720 +0000" stop="20260816182805 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (2) - S07E32</title>
    <desc>With a long record of violence and abuse and weighing in at over 200lbs, Dog's target for the day does not sound like a gentle giant. When the trail grows cold Dog turns up the heat on the fugitive's brother and sister. Will Dog's relentless ruthlessness force the siblings to turn on their bad news brother?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182805 +0000" stop="20260816184954 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cap and Gown (1) - S07E33</title>
    <desc>Other than bringing criminals to justice, one of Dog's loves is teaching the next generation of bounty hunters the tricks of the trade. Today he has a new student. Friend of the family, Kili, is joining the team to help track down a runner on the Hawaiian island of Maui. This is not the only thing on their schedule, because after the hunt, Kili has to hurry off to his college graduation ceremony!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184954 +0000" stop="20260816191140 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cap and Gown (2) - S07E34</title>
    <desc>Other than bringing criminals to justice, one of Dog's loves is teaching the next generation of bounty hunters the tricks of the trade. Today he has a new student. Friend of the family, Kili, is joining the team to help track down a runner on the Hawaiian island of Maui. This is not the only thing on their schedule, because after the hunt, Kili has to hurry off to his college graduation ceremony!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191140 +0000" stop="20260816195442 +0000" channel="C817.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Three - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Leland must attend Lamaze class; Dog realizes he needs Leland as a collar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181814 +0000" stop="20260816190151 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S06E13</title>
    <desc>First on his list is Chihuahua Chilli. His lavish lifestyle has become the stuff of legend, with tens of thousands of followers on social media. And when he's not getting likes – he's getting snapped at all manner of events or collaborations. So, it's no surprise that this doggie-influencer attracts attention from his fans… The trouble is this social media star is seriously anti-social and, true to his name, little Chilli has quite the kick. If anyone approaches, he gives them the heat and owner Yasmine is worried his short-fused ways could get him #Cancelled.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190151 +0000" stop="20260816194541 +0000" channel="C818.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Graeme Hall meets a Frenchie who has lost the use of his back legs, but gained a tendency for barking at passers-by when he's in his buggy. The trainer also revisits Labrador Prince, who overcame his fetish for hair scrunchies but now seems to be bolting for something different, and Sprocker Brodie, who has developed a new problem for Graeme to solve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181923 +0000" stop="20260816184305 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bluster's Sale Ape-Stravaganza - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Candy asks Cranky to do a commercial for Bluster. After Donkey Kong and Diddy visit Cranky they accidentally cause him to get sent all around the island (while he's asleep, from a sleep tonic).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184305 +0000" stop="20260816190647 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kong Fu - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Kong Fu, a kung-fu ape, faces Donkey Kong in the ""Donkey Kong Challenge"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190647 +0000" stop="20260816193029 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bug a Boogie - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Cranky sends Donkey Kong and Diddy on a wild goose chase. Then things turn bad, as the pirates are coming, for the Crystal Coconut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193029 +0000" stop="20260816195412 +0000" channel="C819.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch the Skies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>After hearing of ""interplanetary visitor dudes"" from Funky, Donkey Kong and Diddy think aliens really have come when they see a strange craft flying around the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180117 +0000" stop="20260816182253 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monday June... - S02E13</title>
    <desc>June has been so stressed and consumed with work that she has no time for anything else, including Chloe. Chloe's remedy for this is to slip June an herbal relaxant, but the next thing June knows, it's Tuesday and Monday is a complete blackout. As she tries to piece together what happened, June discovers some surprising things about herself. Meanwhile, James grapples with the idea that he may have impregnated June's friend, Crissy, on her wedding day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182253 +0000" stop="20260816184426 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Leak... - S02E14</title>
    <desc>It is crunch time and James goes into serious training to be in top form for "Dancing with the Stars." Luther is tasked with the duty of keeping James on a strict regimen, but leave it to a jealous Chloe to try and sabotage it. Still, that's the least of their worries when embarrassing photos of James leak all over the internet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184426 +0000" stop="20260816190605 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The D... - S02E15</title>
    <desc>June receives her 1 year roommate evaluation from Chloe, in which she is shocked to find that she has been given a D. She eventually realizes that the only aspect in her life that she could possibly be slacking off in is her love life. Luther sets her up with James’ agent’s assistant, Will. Meanwhile, James is struggling to land an audition for a new Woody Allen film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190605 +0000" stop="20260816192744 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Year Bitch... - S02E16</title>
    <desc>James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily. At the dinner, Chloe after barely talking to Emily says “Veto”, forcing James to break up with her. Meanwhile, Chloe has begun working at a cell phone store, where she can fight with customers all day, and James has become fat, soft, and complacent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192744 +0000" stop="20260816194912 +0000" channel="C820.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Using People... - S02E17</title>
    <desc>June discovers that Chloe has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings, to share her crazy partying stories as well as take free booze from the alcoholics. Pepper sets Mark up on a date with one of her friends, and June struggles to hide her jealousy. Meanwhile, James learns that he is on the short list for Woody Allen’s film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla” but he may not get the role because Woody does not think he is deep enough.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183413 +0000" stop="20260816193128 +0000" channel="C821.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doom Patrol Patrol - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Following a clue left by Mr. Nobody, Jane, Larry and Rita visit a school where Niles' previous team of heroes, the original Doom Patrol  has retired; Cliff and Vic tenuously bond over their mutual "father issues."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181217 +0000" stop="20260816183434 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots' Banana Wish - S05E16</title>
    <desc>A wish machine makes bananas drop on Boots' head--endlessly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183434 +0000" stop="20260816185741 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dora's Pegaso Adventure - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Dora and her friends must find all the constellations after a meteor shower scares them away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185741 +0000" stop="20260816192049 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Super Babies! - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The Super Babies must team up with Dora and Boots to save birthday cakes from the cake-snatching bear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192049 +0000" stop="20260816194356 +0000" channel="C822.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dora's Hair-Raising Adventure - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dora takes Boots to a barber shop to get a haircut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180840 +0000" stop="20260816183004 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U.S. Express (Barry &amp; Salima) vs. Beach Bums (Brian &amp; Christy) - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260816183004 +0000" stop="20260816185139 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrible Twosome vs. Lions - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260816185139 +0000" stop="20260816191308 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titans (Tanya &amp; Mike) vs. No-Names (Todd &amp; Mattie) - S02E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260816191308 +0000" stop="20260816193414 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stooges (Janine &amp; Chris) vs. Seismic Gumballs (Mark &amp; Gretchen) - S02E09</title>
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  <programme start="20260816193414 +0000" stop="20260816195656 +0000" channel="C823.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders (JP &amp; Kristen) vs. Speed and Greed (Mike &amp; Amy) - S02E10</title>
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  <programme start="20260816181122 +0000" stop="20260816183405 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Minor Catastrophe - S05E20</title>
    <desc>The new snack fad "Nic Nacs" is targeted at adults and kids are going crazy to try some. It soon turns into a negative snack that kids are not supposed to have, which just makes all of Doug's friends wanting some. Through Doug's research for an article for the school paper, he discovers that the snack has an unpleasant and temporary side effect. Also, Mr. Dink quits his job at Bluffco and tries to write his own book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183405 +0000" stop="20260816185646 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Big Panic - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Guy sees a musical and is inspired by it. He tells Skeeter to work on a secret script for a huge drama play for Beebe Bluff Middle School. The play is a love story between Leonardo da Vinci and the Mona Lisa. Doug gets interested in auditioning when he learns Patti gets the female lead, and is in a KISSING SCENE at the end of the play. Doug trys hard to get the male lead, but when Guy gives himself the role, Doug wonders if his work was wasted. But before showtime, Guy gets sick and someone else has to be the male lead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185646 +0000" stop="20260816191927 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug's Hairy Situation - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Doug finds hair in his comb and fears he's going bald, and figures Patti won't want to hang out with him anymore. The gang also is going to meet at the new water park when it opens and Doug doesn't want to go because of his hair. Meanwhile, Patti gets her first pimple. Beebe gets her first nose job and Roger may have gotten his first whisker. Doug lets all these things get in the way of his fun, and later realizes he shouldn't have. Also, Skeeter gets his first failing grade in shop class when his coat rack assignment isn't simple enough, so he is given a second chance to make another simple object.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191927 +0000" stop="20260816194208 +0000" channel="C825.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doug: Oh, Baby - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Doug begins to worry that the new baby Cleopatra Dirtbike will end up being another Judy, and Judy is afraid she'll grow up to be like Doug. So the two set out to shape the baby's personality. When Phil and Theda go out for an evening, Judy and Doug are left to babysit and don't want the other to be left alone with Dirtbike. But when their fighting leaves Dirtbike alone in Mr. Dink's house, they realize they are going to have to co-operate to get her out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183153 +0000" stop="20260816192149 +0000" channel="C826.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Branson's political views land him in hot water and Sybil's loyalty is tested to the limit. Ethel is torn between head and heart as she makes a decision about her son's future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182541 +0000" stop="20260816190729 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Way From Home - S03E03</title>
    <desc>An owner drives nine hours to the clinic hoping Dr. Jeff can save her dog's leg. Jeff and his team head to a wildlife sanctuary to treat a pack of wolves. And when a kitten with a deformed leg needs treatment, Dr. Baier steps up to the plate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190729 +0000" stop="20260816194932 +0000" channel="C827.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On The Edge - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Two sisters rush their dog to the clinic with a life-threatening brain injury. Dr. Jeff is perplexed by a dog with a broken jaw. A fearless cat with a broken leg wins the admiration of the clinic staff. And the team treats some uncooperative yaks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182027 +0000" stop="20260816184139 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharon Meyers - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Katz gets a phone call from Sharon Meyers, a woman he dated briefly two years ago, when she was also his patient. She was very attractive, and a dancer (""She was a Rockette. She can kick her own face,"" Ben says).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184139 +0000" stop="20260816190249 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mask - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Katz takes a class in making African ritual masks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190249 +0000" stop="20260816192400 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closets - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Katz and Ben decide to reorganize their closet space, and they hire a company to do it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192400 +0000" stop="20260816194505 +0000" channel="C828.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Weekend - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Ben wants to take a bike trip to Nova Scotia, and he and Katz discuss the great outdoors. Several plans are offered, but what they wind up doing is sitting around the house all weekend. Ben gets the whole thing on tape, thanks to Laura's camcorder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182734 +0000" stop="20260816191023 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Knot Life - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Jason lost their confidence and motivation due to the large growth on his neck; Shawnell's multiple mystery bumps on her head destroy her self-esteem; Jim's growth protruding off of his nose makes it hard to breathe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191023 +0000" stop="20260816195311 +0000" channel="C829.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ear's in Trouble! - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Roger has a considerable growth on his shoulder that he calls his second head. Jenna is a bubbly teenager with an even bigger bubble behind her ear. Susan is covered head to toe in bumps that get in the way of her everyday life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180740 +0000" stop="20260816183220 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tien Shinhan vs. Jackie Chun - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Tournament semi-finals have begun, pitting Tien against Jackie Chun. It's a battle between the young and the old as both warriors combat with amazing skill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183220 +0000" stop="20260816185659 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stepping Down - S04E26</title>
    <desc>The match between Jackie Chun and Tien heats up as both fighters pull out every trick they know. But what will happen when even the audience gets caught in the middle of this?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185659 +0000" stop="20260816192139 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goku vs. Krillin - S04E27</title>
    <desc>goku fights Krillin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192139 +0000" stop="20260816194618 +0000" channel="C830.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tail's Tale - S04E28</title>
    <desc>The fight between Goku and Krillin heats up as the World Martial Arts Tournament continues. What began as friendly combat turns to all-out war after Krillin pulls a sneaky stunt behind Goku's back. Tempers flare, the battle turns fierce, and a once strong friendship all but disappears. Be prepared! The outcome of this match will knock you off your feet!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180418 +0000" stop="20260816182720 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Hero, Great Saiyaman, is Born! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Adopting his crime-fighting disguise as the "Great Saiyaman," Gohan rushes to rescue a young pterodactyl from a circus, only to draw heat from Videl. After she uncovers his secret identity, Videl blackmails Gohan into entering the upcoming World Martial Arts Tournament. The stakes rise even higher when Goku calls from the Other World, announcing his brief return to Earth to join the competition.</desc>
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    <title>Gohan the Teacher! Videl's Flying Technique Tutorial - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Gohan takes a leave of absence from school to prepare for the tournament alongside Goten, only to discover his younger brother can already transform into a Super Saiyan. Soon after, Videl arrives for her promised flight lessons, making rapid progress alongside Goten while adopting a new look. Meanwhile, Vegeta faces a surprise of his own when Trunks reveals his Super Saiyan power, fueling intense preparations across the globe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185022 +0000" stop="20260816191325 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon Team Fully Assembled! Goku Has Come Back! - S02E04</title>
    <desc>With training complete, the Z Fighters gather on Papaya Island for the 25th World Martial Arts Tournament, where Goku makes a triumphant 24-hour return to Earth and meets his youngest son, Goten, for the first time. To avoid unwanted media attention, the heroes agree to suppress their Super Saiyan forms as they coast through the preliminary strength tests, setting the stage for the battles ahead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191325 +0000" stop="20260816193627 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everyone is Surprised! Goten and Trunks' Super Battle! - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Goku, Vegeta, and the Z Fighters gather to watch the junior division tournament, where Goten and Trunks easily plow through the competition to face off in the finals. The clash between the two young Saiyans quickly turns fierce, dazzling the crowd with advanced techniques and Super Saiyan transformations. As the brutal match reaches its climax, a stunned Mr. Satan realizes he will soon have to step into the ring against the victorious youngster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193627 +0000" stop="20260816195929 +0000" channel="C831.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Restless Foreboding, A Mysterious Warrior Appears! - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Trunks effortlessly dispatches Mr. Satan in their exhibition match, leading him and Goten to hatch a plan to sneak into the adult division. Meanwhile, as the qualifying fighters draw their matchups for the first round, including a long-awaited showdown between Goku and Vegeta, a pair of strange entrants catches the attention of the Z Fighters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181222 +0000" stop="20260816183514 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body, Soul and Power Unleashed! Goku and Vegeta! - S05E47</title>
    <desc>With Vegeta down, Goku faces off against Jiren. Meanwhile, Frieza begins fighting Dyspo seriously, while Gohan and Android 17 are outmatched against Top. Outmatched in power, Goku instead uses controlled ki blasts to create a minefield around Jiren, but it has no effect on him. Goku lures Jiren onto a large rock that extends out over the edge of the fighting stage and cuts through the rock with a Destructo Disc. This causes Jiren to fall, but Jiren is able to jump off the falling debris and flies back onto the fighting stage. Angered by his near-elimination, Jiren finally unleashes a fraction of his real power and easily overwhelms Goku with a volley of punches. The force from Jiren's volley of punches forms an energized punch that reverts Goku into his base state.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183514 +0000" stop="20260816185806 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Storm-and-Stress Assault! Gohan's Last Stand! - S05E48</title>
    <desc>As Goku and Vegeta continue fighting Jiren, Frieza breaks off his fight with Dyspo long enough to offer his services to the Eleventh Universe in return that they resurrect him with the Super Dragon Balls. When Dyspo refuses the offer, Frieza powers up to his Golden form and gains the advantage in the fight. Dyspo reveals his own ultimate technique known as the Super Maximum Light Speed Mode, which increases his power and speed even further, overwhelming Frieza enough that Gohan comes to his aid. Gohan and Frieza take on Dyspo as a team, but they have little success. Gohan develops a strategy that has Frieza use his energy to form a cage around Dyspo, which prevents him from using his high-speed attacks and allows Gohan to gain the upper hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185806 +0000" stop="20260816192058 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Commanding Presence! The Advent of Top the Destroyer! - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Goku and Vegeta continue their battle with Jiren, while Android 17 manages to defeat Top with Frieza's help. But Top gets back up and powers up while exhibits the same type of energy a Destroyer possesses, Belmod revealing that Top is a candidate to succeed him as the next destroyer of the Eleventh Universe. Top unleashes his new power, which damages the fighting stage and breaks a large portion of it. Android 17 and Frieza attack Top repeatedly, but are outmatched while managing to keep themselves from being eliminated, though Top knocks out Frieza before engaging in another beam clash with Android 17.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192058 +0000" stop="20260816194351 +0000" channel="C832.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surpass Even a God! Vegeta's Sacrifice Strike! - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Top easily overpowers Android 17's blast. Android 17 is able to evade him for a while by using the broken fighting stage to his advantage, but Top effortlessly withstands Android 17's attacks. Top prepares to eliminate Android 17 with a giant energy blast, but Frieza rejoins the battle and deflects Top's attack. Frieza uses his own energy attack to immobilize Top, which allows him and Android 17 to land numerous attacks, but none of them have any effect. Top is about to eliminate them both, when he is interrupted by Goku and Vegeta, who are still fighting Jiren. Frieza and Android 17 are hit by one of Jiren's attacks, which gives Top the opportunity to attack Vegeta instead. Top overwhelms Vegeta with his new power and states that he has cast aside everything else in order to become strong enough to win the Tournament of Power. However, Vegeta is inspired by his family, his promise to Cabba, and his Saiyan pride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180617 +0000" stop="20260816183031 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counting Down - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Goku's training with King Kai complete, Master Roshi and the gang summon the Eternal Dragon to wish him back to life! And they're not a moment too soon. There's only one day left before the Saiyans arrive! The problem is - it's going to take Goku two days to return on Snake Way!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183031 +0000" stop="20260816185444 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Darkest Day - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The Saiyans Vegeta and Nappa defiantly announce their arrival on Earth with the complete destruction of East City. Sensing their power, Goku, Gohan and Krillin prepare for the worst and meet the Saiyans face to face where Piccolo learns of his origins on the planet Namek. Yajirobe also learns of the Saiyans arrival but uses it merely as an occasion for profit. Our heroes are left facing on onslaught of sprouted Saibamen under the grinning command of Vegetta and Nappa</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185444 +0000" stop="20260816191858 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saibamen Attack! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Having completed their year-long journey to Earth, the two snister Saiyans made their presence known with explosive style! Now Krillin, Piccolo, and Gohan stand face to face with these saiyan monsters, and the diabolical henchmen they've brought with them. Can they hold out until Goku arrives?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191858 +0000" stop="20260816194311 +0000" channel="C833.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Power of Nappa - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Enraged over the loss of his friend, Yamcha, Krillin unleashes a powerful attack that destroys the maniacal Saibamen once and for all. But the victory is only temporary. Now the Earth's defenders must battle the Saiyans themselves - and the terrifying Nappa is ready for a fight!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182002 +0000" stop="20260816184343 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mindy Loves Josh - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Mindy tells Josh that she loves him and Josh slams the door in her face and runs to Drake, but Drake tells Josh that she is just trying to  distract him so she can win the Science Fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184343 +0000" stop="20260816190723 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Got Game? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Drake teases Josh that he can't get girls. So, Drake and Josh make a bet to see how many girls each of them can date in just one week. The rules are, every date must last at least one hour, you can't date someone you already know, and you can't date the same person twice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190723 +0000" stop="20260816193103 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Doheny - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh meet, "The Great Doheny", and find out that he relies on his new friends a little too much because he has lost everything including his career. In an attempt to get his career back for him, Drake and Josh find themselves in a tough situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193103 +0000" stop="20260816195443 +0000" channel="C834.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love Sushi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Drake and Josh enter a "Pump My Room" contest to try and redecorate the living room as an anniversary gift for their parents. When they come back to the house they realize that everything is gone. To get the furniture and everything else back, Drake and Josh get a job at a sushi factory, but come home to see that everything is back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181154 +0000" stop="20260816183311 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad to Perdition - S09E10</title>
    <desc>When Willie and his brothers spend too much time frog hunting, their wives challenge them to a “frogging” competition as a way of spending quality time together. Meanwhile, John Luke and Mary Kate pack up for college, only to be interrupted by Si and Ms. Kay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183311 +0000" stop="20260816191621 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>RV There Yet? - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The Robertson family takes a road trip to Liberty University where they will drop off John Luke and Mary Kate for their first year of college. Along the way, they stop in Nashville to visit Willie's friend Colt Ford. Meanwhile, back in Monroe, River wants to make his own ninja movie and the family all play a part.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191621 +0000" stop="20260816193723 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Willie &amp; Korie's Anniversorry - S10E01</title>
    <desc>The Robertson family throws a party for Willie &amp; Korie's 25th anniversary, but things take a dramatic turn when Willie and Korie reveal a big secret. Meanwhile, when Jase blames Uncle Si for getting him a parking ticket, they end up bringing the matter before a judge in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193723 +0000" stop="20260816195759 +0000" channel="C835.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Statue of Imitations - S10E02</title>
    <desc>When Willie asks a local chainsaw artist to make him a statue, he gets a big surprise when it's revealed that the statue is of an unlikely subject -- Willie himself. Meanwhile, Jep and Jessica attempt to help Kay with her hoarding by selling some of her items online, but things take a turn when Kay begins buying more stuff than she sells.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180616 +0000" stop="20260816182903 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Launchpad's Civil War - S01E27</title>
    <desc>When going to Virginia for a Civil War reenactment, Launchpad encounters aged Confederate veterans who once served under his ancestor, who had lost a battle. Meanwhile, Doofus and the nephews learn that a businessman is exploiting the reenactments for financial gain. Launchpad works to avenge his family's honor by rallying the old veterans to a "rematch" of sorts against the reenactors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182903 +0000" stop="20260816185151 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Duck of Youth - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and the boys head for Florida in search of the fabled Fountain of Youth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185151 +0000" stop="20260816191441 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Quack - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Scrooge and the boys discover that the games of an underground civilization are causing earthquakes directly under the Money Bin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191441 +0000" stop="20260816193727 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Sweet Homer - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Circe, a sorceress from the past transports Scrooge and the boys back to time of Ancient Greece, where they meet up with Homer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193727 +0000" stop="20260816200016 +0000" channel="C836.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bermuda Triangle Tangle - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Scrooge seeks to find out why his ships are disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182221 +0000" stop="20260816191102 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Along Came a Duke - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Boss throws a big celebration for Stonewall Jackson day so that he can steal the General Jackson historic sword and sell it to a big buyer and pin it on the Dukes. The Dukes' cousin Jeb Stuart joins the chase in this episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191102 +0000" stop="20260816200020 +0000" channel="C837.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>By-Line, Daisy Duke - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg hires a group of thieves that are stealing tractors from various farms in Hazzard County. While Daisy moonlights as a reporter at the Hazzard Gazette, Boss frames Bo and Luke for the thieves and sets it up so that Daisy's snapshot of the thieves are Bo and Luke. Dottie West performs at the Boar's Nest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181310 +0000" stop="20260816183422 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The children meet a girl who has been swept into the Realm, as they have, on a rollercoaster car.  The girl, Terri, has the ability to dream the future.  Together they set out to find the portal home that is hidden at the end of Venger's Maze of Darkness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183422 +0000" stop="20260816185604 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of Tardos - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dungeon Master sends the Young Ones to the walled city of Tardos Keep to save Queen Solinara and her people from Venger's besigement. But the evil wizard has a wicked surprise for the kids--Demodragon, a two-headed fire and ice spitting monster capable of trashing the entire Realm. Will they learn what the fabled treasure of Tardos Keep is before the out-of-control Demodragon destroys their chance to get home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185604 +0000" stop="20260816191748 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City at the Edge of Midnight - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Back in the real world, a boy named Jimmy is pulled under his bed and vanishes.  In the world of Dungeons and Dragons, the kids are lost.  The Dungeon Master tells them they have to find the City at the Edge of Midnight, where children from this world and the theirs are being held prisoner.  They then find an oasis, that's inhabited by a clan of monsters.  When the monsters have them surrounded, a traveller by the name of Ramuud comes and saves them.  He then leads them away from the cursed oasis to his own encampment.  Ramuud then explains that long ago his daughter, Aisha, was kidnapped by the Nightwalker and is being held prisoner at the City at the Edge of Midnight.  Wanting to return the favor of saving them from the monsters, the kids offer their help, but Ramuud tells them that it's not nessary.  But when Bobby is kidnapped that night, they're forced to enter the City at the Edge of Midnight to fight the dreaded Nightwalker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191748 +0000" stop="20260816193931 +0000" channel="C838.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Traitor - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While resting in the Moon Forest, they're awakened during a sneak attack by Venger's Orc Army.  Bobby and Hank are captured and Shiela tells everyone that she's going to follow the Orcs to see where they take them.  The remaining three escape with these creatures called Cloud Bears.  When Shiela searches for Hank, she's shocked to find him planning an ambush with the orc army, even saying that Venger need not worry and that everything will happen as planned.  When he returns to the group, Shiela exposes him to the rest and he's branded a traitor by his friends.  The truth is Hank is going along with Venger so he will not harm Bobby.  If Hank so much as reveals his true cause for betrayal, he endangers Bobby's life.  Caught between a rock and a hard place, Hank must still lead his non-trusting friends and help save Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180804 +0000" stop="20260816183243 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turmoil Reigns - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Anri and several others are attacked by the slasher. Each night someone is attacked, someone called Sinsong appears on the web, writing mysterious messages. "Today. Cut. Did Cut. More. Stronger. Love. Wish. Wish. Is. Want." Mikado is bothered by the rumors that the Slasher attacks are being perpetrated by the Dollars, and asks Celty for help. Celty eventually learns from Shinra that his father Shingen previously acquired a sword called Saika to separate the link between Celty's head from her body, and later had the weapon sold to a second-hand antique dealer. Shizuo offers to help Celty take care of the slasher when she goes out to search for the culprit. As Anri goes back home after parting ways with Mikado and Kida, she ends up at the place where she was spared by the slasher days ago. The slasher comes up behind her and prepares to strike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183243 +0000" stop="20260816185714 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dumb Like a Fox - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A journalist named Shuji Niekawa is beaten up by Shizuo six months ago while trying to research who is the strongest person in Ikebukuro. As he goes around interviewing Simon, Izaya and Celty, Niekawa narrates his feelings on his latest work and the regret of not able to bond with his distant daughter, Haruna. After heading back home from a long day of work, Niekawa is attacked by the slasher who stabs him with a kitchen knife. After he survives the attack with no memory of the incident and awakes in hospital, Niekawa is possessed by the slasher spirit and directed to look for Anri, who was heading back home in episode 14. As he attempts to attack, Kyohei and his gang knock Niekawa down and rescue Anri. However, Niekawa gets back up to attack a second time but is knocked down by Celty on her bike with Shizuo in tow. Upon seeing Shizuo, the demonic spirit in Niekawa professes its love for him. Shizuo is enraged on hearing the slasher's confession and rips out a car door to bludgeon Niekawa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185714 +0000" stop="20260816192146 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutual Love - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Just as Shizou defeats Shuji, Celty takes the knife he drops and shows it to Shinra claiming that it could be Saika. Haruna Niekawa the daughter of Shuji comes to visit Anri to discuss about Nasujima, the teacher who harrases Anri. Shinra and Celty discussing about Saika, discover that Saika loves humans so much that it demonstrates her love via actions manipulating her host. They also find out multiple Saikas in the chat room as they find out that Saika slashes humans just as it leaves her "children" to manipulate multiple hosts. Celty decides to go for Shizou who went to fight Izaya who could be a target of Saika, not much later a multitude of hosts get around Shizou claiming they "love" his power. Shizou now liking his own power for the first time decides to fight back. While Nasujima is being chased by a possessed Haruna, Anri is attacked by multiple Saika-hosts. Haruna then is able to corner Nasujima, however Anri asks her to stop slashing people, just as Haruna attacks Anri, she is left unharmed as Anri reveals she is in fact, the wielder of the true Saika.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192146 +0000" stop="20260816194603 +0000" channel="C839.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything Changes - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Sonohara pokes Niekawa with Saika, and shows her a flashback of how she became its wielder. Sonohara's father was an antiquities dealer, and constantly beat up her and her family. Her mother then got possessed by Saika, killed her father, and committed suicide. Sonohara then grabs the cursed blade, and becomes its wielder. Meanwhile, Shizuo beats up Niekawa's "Saika children," flashing back to his past. Sonohara then assimilates Niekawa's Saika, and as a result takes control of all of the Saikas in Ikebukuro. Sonohara apologizes to Celty for attacking her back in Episode 5. Mikado later visits Sonohara at the hospital, and after realizing she has met the "unusual people," warns her to stay away from the non-normal. As a result of Niekawa's assimilation, Sonohara has gained her and all of the Saika's memories; she suspects that Izaya is up to something. Mikado is later shown contacting members of the Dollars, but it is unknown for what reason. The episode concludes, as Izaya's plot deepens further; he is revealed to be behind several events in the slasher arc. He has caused a split of the city's population into different "factions;" Saika/Sonohara's army, the Yellow Scarves, and the Dollars; and knows that they will fight amongst each other. Kida, not knowing Anri Sonohara's true nature, retakes his place as the leader of the Yellow Scarves. He suspects the Dollars to be responsible for Sonohara's injuries, and vows revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180128 +0000" stop="20260816184925 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fragment - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Claudia is badly hurt after the shooting and has an operation at the hospital. The police starts asking questions and thinks Krystle is responsible for the accident. Blake finally gets to talk to Rhinewood, though it's just by using a microphone, so Blake can't see Rhinewood. What Blake doesn't know is that the man he's talking to really is Cecil. Cecil and Alexis sleeps with each other again and Cecil proposes to Alexis. Claudia survives but has talking problems and does not remember the accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184925 +0000" stop="20260816193744 +0000" channel="C840.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shakedown - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Claudia keeps accusing Krystle about her relationship with Matthew during his marriage. Steven is on his way home from Hollywood when he picks up a guy who wants a ride to Denver. When they get there, the guy tries to blackmail Steven. Steven beats him up, and is arrested for assault. Cecil has chest pains and seems to be getting heart problems. Blake accuses Alexis of shooting at Krystle's horse and threatens her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180915 +0000" stop="20260816183039 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sidekicked - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Earthworm Jim fires Peter Puppy after he let Professor Monkey-For-A-Head get away. Jim auditions new sidekicks while he attempts to rescue Princess What's-Her-Name from Psy-Crow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183039 +0000" stop="20260816185202 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Doom - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Due to a printing error, one of Jim's pop-up story books has the secret of universal conquest, and Evil the Cat will do anything to get it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185202 +0000" stop="20260816191324 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assault and Battery - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jim's suit malfunctions when his "Battery of the Gods" runs out of juice. He must find the Gods and get a new battery before Queen-Slug-For-A-Butt mashes Turlawk into jelly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191324 +0000" stop="20260816193447 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Fish - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The League of Superheroes runs out of sugar, so Jim flies of to La Planeta de Agua to get some. Bob the Killer Goldfish takes advantage of Jim and steals his super suit so he can conquer the Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193447 +0000" stop="20260816195609 +0000" channel="C842.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conqueror Worm - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A freak accident with a photocopy of Jim's face leads to the creation of Evil Jim. Jim must bust out of prison and stop Evil Jim from destroying the Turlawk shopping mall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182144 +0000" stop="20260816185044 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 7 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Kenny Powers heads to Mexico to lick his wounds and start a new, more anonymous life. Befriended by a neighboring Mexican family and a sultry bar singer named Vida, Kenny emerges from "the darkest hole I've ever been in" by planning a comeback.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185044 +0000" stop="20260816192317 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 8 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Charros owner Sebastian Cisneros agrees to pull out all the stops in promoting Kenny Powers’ return to organized baseball, but Kenny loses motivation after learning a secret about April from an old friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192317 +0000" stop="20260816195109 +0000" channel="C843.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 9 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Puzzled by the Mexican fans’ lukewarm reception, Kenny starts a grassroots PR campaign to burnish his image. But it takes a vintage Powers flare-up to bring the fans to their feet. Kenny makes inroads with Vida by inviting her to Sebastian’s yacht party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182138 +0000" stop="20260816184427 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Ed Blue - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Ed is in a bad mood so Edd and Eddy try to cheer him up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184427 +0000" stop="20260816190717 +0000" channel="C844.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Twist of Ed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Eds try to use reverse psychology to ward off the Kankers.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Your Ed Here - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After finding Eddy's wallet, Kevin begins to blackmail Eddy after learning his middle name is "Skipper."</desc>
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    <title>The Good Ol' Ed - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ed, Edd and Eddy reminisce about past exploits when Edd asks them to contribute to his new time capsule.</desc>
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    <title>Thick as an Ed - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Eddy is caught in the middle when Edd and Ed fight over Ed's stinky jacket.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Triangle - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Nicholas starts a dog-sitting service.    Nancy falls in love with the 5-year-old daughter of the young widower she is dating, but doesn't fall in love with her father.    Ernie can't find a date for the prom.</desc>
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    <title>Aquamom - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the gang anticipates the upcoming premiere for "Aquaman", the search is on for a perfect date for Vince. Meanwhile, Ari tries to cope with financial difficulties and his new office space, which is not quite what he is used to.</desc>
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    <title>One Day in the Valley - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Ari and Eric are worried because rolling blackouts have hit Los Angeles and it may cause a decrease in the box-office totals for "Aquaman" in the area. The two ponder how to keep Vince from finding out the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Dominated - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The gang have no idea what to think when Vince decides to hang out with his old  friend who happens to be an ex-con and wants them all to be friends. Meanwhile, Ari's daughter ends up becoming friends with an up  and coming movie star.</desc>
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    <title>Guys and Doll - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dom, who has now become a part of Vince's posse, ends up telling Vince a story that helps him get his dream role in the film, Medellin.</desc>
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    <title>The Visitation - S04E09</title>
    <desc>McCall's reunion with a former lover is interrupted when her medical skills are needed to deal with a deadly virus being carried by a pair of thugs responsible for killing an international arms dealer.</desc>
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    <title>Past Imperfect - S04E10</title>
    <desc>An international crime cartel tries to use a man's estranged son against him when the man refuses to honor their wishes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183128 +0000" stop="20260816191447 +0000" channel="C849.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Father - S05E16</title>
    <desc>McCall is contacted by Samantha Reed, whose father, ex-CIA agent Elijah Reed, is missing. While Samantha joins forces with the Equalizer team to track down the agency legend, she learns more about her family’s past in the Dominican Republic.</desc>
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    <title>Acceptance - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When Dante’s brother, James, seeks the team’s help to clear his client’s name in a shooting, they uncover a plot to bomb an international anti-terrorism conference. Meanwhile, Delilah prepares for prom and learns she has been accepted to UCLA.</desc>
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    <title>Under Control - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Greene takes charge of a chaotic shift while dealing with his father's refusal of treatment for his lung cancer and Corday's insistence on harvesting a brain-dead patient's organs.  Carter returns to work and later visits his grandmother.  Carol deals with constant phone calls from her nanny.  Abby commits an error with a patient, costing him his life.  Dr. Dave drinks Carol's breast milk with Corn Pops in a vomit bowl.</desc>
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    <title>Viable Options - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Mark and Elizabeth squabble after he disagrees with her treatment of his father.  Carter gets in trouble when a patient of his that he had discharged for insurance reasons comes back into the hospital near death.  Weaver is suspended after disobeying a direct order from Romano, regarding the care of a mentally challenged girl.  Kovac and Corday are faced with a blitz of possible kidney receivers, but Luka has a problem with the one who gets it.  Cleo and Benton endure Romano's ire for scribing a messy prescription that nearly kills a man.  Chen faces some personal obstacles when treating a man who refuses to tell his daughter about his genetic condition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180317 +0000" stop="20260816181425 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bone TV - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Robin Givens, Cleopatra Coleman and Jai Rodriguez with musical guest Toro y Moi. Bone TV gets nasty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181425 +0000" stop="20260816182532 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is Your Wife Still Depressed? - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Quincy and Chad Johnson. Rapper Warrior Ninja guests Fat Tony, Freddie Gibbs, OG Swaggerdick and CUCO. Ranch it up guy gets a job. Felipe hovers over the guests.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182532 +0000" stop="20260816183641 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 50th Episode! - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Blake Griffin and Stormy Daniels in the season finale. His crossing guard skills stink and Miss Eric Andre will be finally crowned.</desc>
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    <title>Bugs Weekly - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Eric Andre is back! Lil Nas X and Karrueche Tran sit in the chair. Denzel Curry gets his teeth done. A Jewish exterminator hopes to capture the mother of all flies before the High Holy Days. Ranch it up enters the housing market.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184757 +0000" stop="20260816185909 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaleel Blanco - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Mia Khalifa and Jaleel White. Human statutes have a brutal fight in New York City. Goober Driver goes off roading.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185909 +0000" stop="20260816191024 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rim the Reaper - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Jon Hamm and Blac Chyna. A priest and a rabbi walk into a confessional booth...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191024 +0000" stop="20260816192136 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Is Back - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Tinashe and Chuck Liddell. Waka Flocka Flame tries ayahuasca. A police officer finds himself in a sexy pickle on Grocery Goofs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192136 +0000" stop="20260816193243 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Woodchipper Hijinks - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Chanel West Coast and Donald Glover. Confusion ensues when a tow truck tows another tow truck.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193243 +0000" stop="20260816194351 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't You Say a Word - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Chet Hanks, Natasha Lyonne, and Diplo. A realtor gets caught cheating on his wife but makes the sale nonetheless.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194351 +0000" stop="20260816195504 +0000" channel="C851.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anti-weed - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Eric welcomes Raven-Symoné and Benny Blanco. H09909 gets H09909fied. The Kar Kwash introduces a new car cleaning technique.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183852 +0000" stop="20260816192114 +0000" channel="C852.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck, Duck Goose - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Space debris threatens Eureka's existence after it accumulates into a large cloud. Carter investigates in an effort to avert potential disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180424 +0000" stop="20260816182519 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Chris secretly listens to his parents' comedy albums, he discovers that telling dirty jokes to his classmates is the key to popularity. Drew has to deal with an unwanted admirer in the neighborhood; and Rochelle decides to find her mother a man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182519 +0000" stop="20260816184615 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Math - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Rochelle decides to help tutor Chris for a math competition in algebra, when Chris doesn't think she's helping he turns to his grandmother Maxine for help. Tonya blackmails Drew when she takes the blame for breaking Julius' favorite chair for Drew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184615 +0000" stop="20260816190650 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates the Last Day - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Chris plays a prank on Caruso on the last day of school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190650 +0000" stop="20260816192731 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Chris does poorly on an exam, Ms. Morello sends him to the school's guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott. The counselor gives Chris a series of mental evaluations and ultimately determines that he must take a remedial course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192731 +0000" stop="20260816194826 +0000" channel="C853.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Hates Caruso - S03E02</title>
    <desc>After getting bullied Caruso stops bullying everyone else which upsets the balance at school. Julius tries to keep secret that he's been forced to take his vacation days.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181731 +0000" stop="20260816184002 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fairies - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Ray is upset when he finds out that Debra signed up Michael and Geoffery to play fairies in a school play.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184002 +0000" stop="20260816190236 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stefania Arrives - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefánia, the woman with whom he fell head over heels in love when the Barones went on holiday in Italy. Robert's excitement over having his summer love Stefania so close quickly gives way to annoyance when he is witness to a few of her idiosyncrasies. Meanwhile, Stefania's father, who has accompanied her to America, has his own change of heart with respect to his feelings for Robert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190236 +0000" stop="20260816192459 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humm Vac - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Determined to prove to Marie that she's is just as good at "keeping house," Debra attempts to use the new vacuum to find some dirt, any dirt, in Marie's home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192459 +0000" stop="20260816194735 +0000" channel="C854.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Canister - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value. Debra insists that she has already returned the canister, so she is horrified when she discovers that she still has the canister in her possession.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181838 +0000" stop="20260816190259 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genesis 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Forensic psychologist Kristen Bouchard is hired by the Catholic Church to work with David Acosta, a priest-in-training, and contractor Ben Shakir, to determine whether a serial killer is possessed by a demon or merely a psychopath. Kristen finds that she has a taste for the work and is invited to join the team on a permanent basis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190259 +0000" stop="20260816194513 +0000" channel="C855.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>177 Minutes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kristen, David and Ben are called to investigate a supposed miracle when Naomi Clark, a 17-year-old soccer player, comes back to life after she had been declared dead for almost two hours. Kristen meets with her former boss at the Queens District Attorney's office, where she runs into Leland Townsend.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Assured Destruction - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Earth strategizes a costly ploy to gain advantage in the war against Mars. Anna struggles to convince Sorrento-Gillis to do the right thing. Avasarala and Bobbie seek refuge aboard the Rocinante.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Reload - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Rocinante tends to wounded Martian soldiers in exchange for supplies; Avasarala struggles with how to disseminate a key piece of evidence despite being in hiding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184511 +0000" stop="20260816193311 +0000" channel="C857.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donner Party Horror and Heroes - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Josh treks the punishing Donner Pass to uncover how desperate pioneers trapped by blizzards in the Sierra Nevada mountains turned to cannibalism. In an unprecedented six-month investigation, Josh retraces the steps of the courageous rescue teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180615 +0000" stop="20260816183527 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Screw Ups - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Sue takes Maureen to church to cure her obsession with the occult, Frank gives Bill an overdue sex talk, and Kevin pours his heart out to Smokey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183527 +0000" stop="20260816190427 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Very Merry F***ing Christmas - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Inspired by his dad's words, Frank throws himself into a project at work. Sue starts a new business. The mayor takes his feud with Rosie too far.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190427 +0000" stop="20260816193456 +0000" channel="C858.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bye Bye, Frankie - S05E08</title>
    <desc>As the town flocks to the airport for the big Christmas Eve show, Frank scrambles to keep the event on track, and Rosie plots to expose the mayor.</desc>
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    <title>The Many Flavors of Harlem - S04E02</title>
    <desc>We are in Harlem eating fried fish so good you won't know your name after the first bite, and Jamaican food so crazy you won't be able to get out of the car.</desc>
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    <title>Two for One's in NYC - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Action and the gang give you two places in three of their favorite neighborhoods in NYC. Pizza and vegan Jamaican, wine and tacos, and a Peking duck so nice we had it twice.</desc>
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    <title>A Spanish Wine Tour - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Action sends Meyhem and The Alchemist on the wine journey of a lifetime around Spain. Starting in Catalonian country and finishing their journey in Madrid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192249 +0000" stop="20260816194553 +0000" channel="C859.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Paris - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Action and crew take Paris by storm eating and drinking at all the new instant classics. French breakfast with an Asian twist, yakitori tasting menus, and boozey bistrot lunches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181239 +0000" stop="20260816183756 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Geri Returns - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Blair's cousin Geri dates the school's French teacher, but Blair suspects that Geri is headed for a romantic fall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183756 +0000" stop="20260816190312 +0000" channel="C860.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S03E11</title>
    <desc>A large sum from Blair's grandfather's estate is being donated to build a new library. But Natalie uncovers a shocking secret about the benefactor.</desc>
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    <title>Green-Eyed Monster - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Natalie and Tootie feud over the lead role in the school's production of South Pacific.</desc>
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    <title>The Americanization of Miko - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The strict father of new Japanese student Miko comes down hard on her for sneaking out to see a rock concert and causing $400 in damage with Jo's motorcycle.</desc>
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    <title>Finding Emo - S09E16</title>
    <desc>To impress a girl named Missy, Timmy makes a wish to become emo and stops caring about everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183839 +0000" stop="20260816190059 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dust Busters - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Timmy's house gets filled with dust from wishing, so Timmy and his Godfamily try to clean it up. Mr. and Mrs. Turner are taken to a fake spa by a disguised Jorgen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190059 +0000" stop="20260816192322 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Past and the Furious - S09E18</title>
    <desc>When Cosmo and Wanda bring Timmy back through time to meet their former Godchildren, his interactions with them alter the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192322 +0000" stop="20260816194536 +0000" channel="C861.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Sleeper Dogs Lie - S09E19</title>
    <desc>Crocker tries to program Sparky as an unwitting sleeper agent in his war against Timmy and the fairies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181327 +0000" stop="20260816185928 +0000" channel="C862.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Bounty - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Colt has to leave his prisoner in the care of the local sheriff and finds that, during the night, his prisoner has been severely beaten and is in a coma. The sheriff accuses Colt of brutality and Colt becomes a fugitive.</desc>
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    <title>The San Francisco Caper - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A bored teen-aged girl stows away in Colt's truck while he is searching for a diamond thief.</desc>
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    <title>Teachers - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Bruno's father pressures him to audition for Juilliard, but Shorofsky tells Bruno he's not ready; Lydia moonlights as an exercise instructor, but her boss, Richard Simmons, thinks she has an attitude problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190039 +0000" stop="20260816194905 +0000" channel="C863.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beginnings - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A ballet teacher is suspected of racism; Bruno is jealous of a young musical prodigy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181159 +0000" stop="20260816183157 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phillips vs. DiFazio - S22E28</title>
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    <title>Angelini vs. Rodriguez - S22E29</title>
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  <programme start="20260816185158 +0000" stop="20260816191200 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phillips vs. Slone - S22E30</title>
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  <programme start="20260816191200 +0000" stop="20260816193149 +0000" channel="C864.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angelini vs. Long - S22E31</title>
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    <title>Washington vs. Slone - S22E32</title>
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    <title>12 and a Half Angry Men - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Mayor West becomes the prime suspect when a murder occurs at his mansion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183732 +0000" stop="20260816185908 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bigfat - S11E17</title>
    <desc>When Peter resurfaces after being in a plane crash and lost in the wilderness for two months, his family must find a way to bring him back from his animal-like state.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185908 +0000" stop="20260816192037 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Recall - S11E18</title>
    <desc>When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back; when Peter is sick and can't compete in a bowling tournament, Lois fills in for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192037 +0000" stop="20260816194215 +0000" channel="C865.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Clam - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Peter and the guys try to save The Drunken Clam from being closed after the bar's owner dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181543 +0000" stop="20260816183906 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Steve develops a crush on Rachel and believes it is reciprocated when she invites him to a candlelight dinner at her restaurant, while Rachel is actually dating her bank's loan officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183906 +0000" stop="20260816190237 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marriage 101 - S02E03</title>
    <desc>For a class project, Laura is "married" to Steve for a day. Meanwhile, one of Carl's sergeants casts his eye on Rachel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190237 +0000" stop="20260816192600 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flashpants - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A braggart with a badge transfers to Carl's divisions just in time for the precinct's annual dance contest, which Carl and Harriette aim to win by dancing circles around their fierce rival.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192600 +0000" stop="20260816194932 +0000" channel="C866.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crash Course - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie crashes the car through the front of the house while trying to impress his girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182425 +0000" stop="20260816190724 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Romance &amp; The Bromance - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A bookworm who wants to say yes to life goes back in time to meet her favorite author, and a competitive survivalist learns that the ultimate challenge is something he hasn't trained for.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190724 +0000" stop="20260816194953 +0000" channel="C867.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Día de los Vivos - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A young artist Ramon wants to see his mentor, Jasper, again and Jasper realizes he may not have been the best influence on Ramon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183604 +0000" stop="20260816193836 +0000" channel="C868.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Alternate Economy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>An uneasy peace between two Kansas City crime syndicates is threatened by an untimely death. Meanwhile, the Smutny family is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182432 +0000" stop="20260816191031 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Locket - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A temporal distortion traps Aeryn and John on a planet's surface, where they live out the rest of their lives -- while Moya remains trapped in orbit, experiencing only hours. Stark returns to the ship with important news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191031 +0000" stop="20260816195630 +0000" channel="C869.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ugly Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Crais and Talyn return. The crew are put on trial for an attack that Talyn made on an alien ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180357 +0000" stop="20260816184656 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camaro Rising - S08E06</title>
    <desc>After a number of tough builds, Richard decides to do something nice for Aaron and the Monkeys and buys them a '67 Camaro mounted on a K5 chassis hoping it will lift their spirits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184656 +0000" stop="20260816193050 +0000" channel="C870.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Porsche 9-1-1 - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Aaron wants to build a junkyard Porsche capable of going head to head with Richard's 911 Turbo S. Aaron finds out that the expensive conversion kits he bought will not fit. Richard heads off to buy four rare Mustangs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181049 +0000" stop="20260816183041 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Heywood is the clumsiest person who can't see anything. Once Heywood got his glasses, the gang wanted to be just like him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183041 +0000" stop="20260816185031 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomboy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>A new Girl named Penny comes to town and tags along with Fat Albert and the Gang playing sports with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185031 +0000" stop="20260816191022 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stagefright - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Fat Albert and the Gang perform in front of an audience and   get stage fright. The Gang realized that It's Important to   speak up when you're in front of others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191022 +0000" stop="20260816193013 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Slappy bullies the gang (when Fat Albert's not around) to get   attention.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193013 +0000" stop="20260816195003 +0000" channel="C871.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smart Kid - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Thurmond is the smartest kid in school who loves to study   but is terrible at sports. Thurmond shows Fat Albert and the   Gang that studying is cool and they show him how to improve   in sports.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182841 +0000" stop="20260816191127 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everybody Loves Rick - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Most high school romances end in heartbreak; however, Richard and Jolena rekindle their romance years later even though one of them is already married, and someone in this love triangle will wind up dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191127 +0000" stop="20260816195413 +0000" channel="C872.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ambition to Die For - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Longtime married couple Dino and Clara run a successful bail bond company, but when Dino's long hours and a missing bail jumper make Clara suspicious and nervous, a hidden secret emerges that makes their bond come undone in the blink of an eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182421 +0000" stop="20260816184834 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mainland - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A trip to the mainland always leads to trouble, and Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. But what will go wrong this time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184834 +0000" stop="20260816191225 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from Victory - S03E05</title>
    <desc>It's the annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island and Ted realises that Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191225 +0000" stop="20260816193641 +0000" channel="C873.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After losing a bet to Dick Byrne, Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse, just when the Bishop's about to visit Craggy Island to see an image that miraculously appeared on Ted's skirting board...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180103 +0000" stop="20260816184502 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sub Dive; Cricket Crunch; Speed Drop - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Sub Dive   Contestants would have to dive into 55 degree water, swim 7 feet down, and retrieve glow sticks from the underside of the sub.  The two men and the two women to collect the most glow sticks on one breath would advance to the next round.  The others would be eliminated.
Stunt #2: Cricket Crunch   Contestants would each have to throw a dart at a dartboard with numbers ranging from 1 to 8.  They were not told until afterward that the number they hit would represent the amount of live crickets they would have to eat.  Everyone who ate their designated number of crickets within the time limit (one minute per cricket) would advance to the finals.
Stunt #3: Speed Drop   Contestants would be hung by their ankles over 130 feet high and dropped down a zip line at 60 miles per hour.  As they went over a large target, they would have to drop a beanbag.  The contestant whose beanbag landed closest to the bull's-eye would win the $50,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184502 +0000" stop="20260816192902 +0000" channel="C874.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotel Jump; Sheep's Eyes; Water Tank - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Stunt #1: Hotel Jump    Contestants would have to climb out of a 12th floor hotel window and hang from a trapeze bar. They would then have to let go and plummet 120 feet to the ground with only a small cable to keep them from hitting the concrete. Everyone who did this would advance to the next round.
Stunt #2: Sheep's Eyes    Contestants would each have to eat 3 sheep eyeballs. Everyone who did this in the three-minute time limit would advance to the finals.
Stunt #3: Water Tank    Contestants would be hung upside-down and lowered into a tank of water. The contestant who could hold their breath the longest in the tank would win the $50,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180002 +0000" stop="20260816184511 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cobalt - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The National Guard's plan for the neighborhood is revealed. Meanwhile, Travis and Madison make a difficult decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184511 +0000" stop="20260816193630 +0000" channel="C875.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Man - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As civil unrest grows, and the dead take over, Travis and Madison try to devise ways to protect their families.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181632 +0000" stop="20260816184247 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Pen - S01E10</title>
    <desc>To capture a group of criminals, Steve, Matt and Venus pretend to steal XL5.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184247 +0000" stop="20260816190849 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Monster - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Fireball XL2 has crashed on Planet Monotane and Fireball XL5 is sent to investigate only to run into a sort of space dinosaur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190849 +0000" stop="20260816193452 +0000" channel="C876.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last of the Zanadus - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Major Jim Ireland returns to Earth after 10 years in space. However, no one is aware he has become an agent for Kudos, the only survivor from the planet Zanadu, who wants revenge on all Lazoones for destroying his people.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183951 +0000" stop="20260816192312 +0000" channel="C877.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bushwhacked - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Serenity crew drifts upon the ruins of a colony ship and goes on a salvage mission. The expedition turns from bad to worse when the entire crew massacred… except for one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183434 +0000" stop="20260816191831 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snake Eyes/No Way Out - S11E06</title>
    <desc>In Birmingham, AL, an innocent man is shot and killed in crossfire from a shoot out that erupted at a friendly dice game. Detective Jerry Williams and his team must first locate the shooters involved and then decide who and what to believe from the conflicting interviews. And in Harris County, TX, Dep. Jason Brown and the Homicide Unit investigate the murder of a 17-year-old student, gunned down in a flea market parking lot that also left his 14-year-old cousin wounded. The trail heats up when Brown finds another student that was involved in the shooting and in the gang confrontation that precipitated it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191831 +0000" stop="20260816195924 +0000" channel="C878.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother’s Bread/Into the Woods - S11E07</title>
    <desc>In Louisville, Det. Kristen Downs responds to the killing of a man shot while answering his door. Before he died he told his fiance who did it, but his declaration leaves more questions than answers. Then in Harris County, TX, neighbors find a teenage girl in the woods, shot dead. The case takes a turn when the trail of clues leads Dep. James Cassidy to one of the victim's friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183508 +0000" stop="20260816191807 +0000" channel="C879.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Chapter, New House - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Chip and Jo meet with a client who just purchased a 1950s bungalow hoping to make it her forever home after losing her husband to cancer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181736 +0000" stop="20260816185959 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Girl Named Sue - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After months of searching for Sue Dearbon, Ralph gets a lead on her whereabouts and finally comes face to face with his missing client. However, Sue refuses to return home to her family, and instead, takes Ralph on a daring adventure. Iris faces a new challenge while Barry considers a potentially dangerous request from a trusted source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185959 +0000" stop="20260816194215 +0000" channel="C886.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grodd Friended Me - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Feeling overwhelmed with all the changes since Crisis, Barry conducts an experiment that goes awry and puts him directly in Gorilla Grodd’s path. Expecting the worst, Barry is surprised when Grodd asks for his help. Unfortunately for both The Flash and Grodd, things get worse when another villain appears, Solovar. Meanwhile, Iris works with Eva to escape the Mirrorverse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182420 +0000" stop="20260816190440 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Flavors - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Three girls are left! Things are getting serious so Flav decides it's time to meet the ladies' parents. He flies all the parents into town and takes them out for a meal and an activity he thinks their mothers and/or fathers might enjoy. From mani/pedies to tennis, Flav is out to impress. Hopefully for the girls, their parents will be on their best behavior as well, because after all the old folks have left, one of the girls is going to be sent home. This episode ends with one of the most bitter, brutal and trashy eliminations ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190440 +0000" stop="20260816194532 +0000" channel="C887.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Flav's Consideration - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Recap! Watch extended scenes and exclusive footage including casting, interviews and a series recap from Flavor of Love episodes one through eight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181253 +0000" stop="20260816183426 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Time at the Flea - S12E15</title>
    <desc>Actors Lorraine and Elizabeth Bracco take on news anchor Amy Robach and her husband, Andrew Shue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183426 +0000" stop="20260816185558 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weather Warriors - S12E16</title>
    <desc>ABC News meteorologists and their partners face off at the flea market.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185558 +0000" stop="20260816191753 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainy Day Specials - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Two teams of married flippers put their skills to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191753 +0000" stop="20260816193948 +0000" channel="C888.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring on the Bling! - S13E02</title>
    <desc>Two teams that pride themselves on their glitz and glam do battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180856 +0000" stop="20260816183426 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Fleabag helps her inappropriate brother-in-law buy a present for Claire, who is organising her own surprise birthday party. Meanwhile, on the hunt for a date, Fleabag reconnects with a toothy friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183426 +0000" stop="20260816190038 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fleabag and her sister Claire reluctantly visit a female-only, silent retreat, courtesy of their father.
Their enforced silence is interrupted, however, by an unusual neighbouring weekend workshop, explosive secrets coming to light, and a surprising connection with an old acquaintance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190038 +0000" stop="20260816192337 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>On the anniversary of her mother’s death, Fleabag and Claire return to their family home for the annual memorial lunch. Although this time there is an interloper…
Things get heated between Fleabag and her Godmother who muscles her way into the occasion and reveals plans for her Sex-hibition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192337 +0000" stop="20260816194932 +0000" channel="C889.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fleabag takes a date to her Godmother's Sex-hibition only to discover a few shocks are in store for her, including a declaration of love, a familiar piece of work, and an entire wall of surprises.
But where is Claire? The season finale forces Fleabag to face up to her actions, and to finally reveal what happened to her beloved friend, Boo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180927 +0000" stop="20260816183213 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stonefinger Caper - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A hackneyed spy movie turns serious when the villainous Stonefinger and his henchmen suddenly come to life and begin to menace Fred and Barney.  It takes the magical powers of Gazoo to get the situation straightened out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183213 +0000" stop="20260816185527 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Masquerade Party - S06E11</title>
    <desc>For his costume for the Water Buffalos' masquerade party, Fred picks a spaceman's uniform.  Unfortunately, he goes out on a night when a local radio station has launched a publicity stunt about an invasion by space aliens, a stunt that backfires and creates a panic in the city.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185527 +0000" stop="20260816192030 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shinrock-a-Go-Go - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Fred's hopping around and howling in pain after dropping a bowling ball on his foot is mistaken for a new hit dance, the Frantic.  Invited on the television music show "Shinrock," Fred comes down with stage fright, until a jab from a misplaced pin gets him hopping and howling again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192030 +0000" stop="20260816194528 +0000" channel="C890.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Rubble - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Barney is mistaken for the long lost Prince of Rockabia, which seems like good fortune until he learns that the sentence for abdication from the throne is death.  The appearance of the real prince releases Barney from his royal ordeal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181936 +0000" stop="20260816184506 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Necessarily Gospel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Porter is concerned that Bud is taking old Hap Gorman's stories too seriously and warns his son that not everything the old man tells him is true.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184506 +0000" stop="20260816191040 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown for Flipper - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Flipper's days are numbered when he is accused of eating a prized fish worth a lot of money.  Just as Flipper is to be cut open to retrieve the fish, Bud and Sandy discover it has been stolen by Jim and race to prove their pet's innocence in before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191040 +0000" stop="20260816193609 +0000" channel="C891.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Marvello - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Bud and Sandy hear Flipper say in plain English he wants to leave for London with Professor Marvello, and the professor's circus colleagues bring nets to take Flipper away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182858 +0000" stop="20260816191019 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scorn in the Bayou - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Jeremiah returns to the beach house, the roommates surprise him with a road trip to New Orleans. Candace is forced to face an incident with Gator Jay that she had hoped to keep in the past. Gus and Nilsa's game of cat-and-mouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191019 +0000" stop="20260816195112 +0000" channel="C892.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reservations for Eight - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Everyone is forced to take sides following Aimee's attack on Gus; the boys head out to Bourbon Street to find some young ladies to share the fun on their final night in NOLA; back home in PCB, the factions are reunited.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182119 +0000" stop="20260816184657 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Somnaviatrix - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Carlos thinks he saw Sister Bertrille flying in her sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184657 +0000" stop="20260816191235 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa Carlos - S03E21</title>
    <desc>The 19-year-old Korean orphan whom Carlos adopted shows up to meet him at last.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191235 +0000" stop="20260816193814 +0000" channel="C893.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candid Commercial - S03E22</title>
    <desc>A hidden-camera commercial for a detergent turns up an unlikely star: Sister Bertrille!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181144 +0000" stop="20260816183246 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Automatic Teller Machine (2) - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Keisha and her new friend are caught.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183246 +0000" stop="20260816185347 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Woman Scorned - S03E24</title>
    <desc>The ladies look back at past relationships; the guys try to talk Richard into walking away from Keisha.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185347 +0000" stop="20260816191449 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep Talking - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Marcus is caught talking about another woman in his sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191449 +0000" stop="20260816193550 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stalked (1) - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Joseph worries that Leslie's life is in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193550 +0000" stop="20260816195652 +0000" channel="C894.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Told You So - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Season five begins with Richard's divorce settlement with Keisha leaves him in need of a new place to stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181919 +0000" stop="20260816184150 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S05E08</title>
    <desc>It's the final episode of the series, and today's dogs are all in need of an O'Grady shoulder to lean on. First up Paul meets the implausibly cute Dudley, an Old English Sheepdog who is just six-weeks old and looks like a fluffy teddy bear. Old English Sheepdogs rarely come into Battersea, but Dudley's an exception because the little guy is profoundly deaf, which means puppy training is proving tricky. So Paul sets to work trying to teach Dudley doggie sign language, but it proves not to be the easiest assignment as the pup is more interested in playing than learning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184150 +0000" stop="20260816190423 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The comedian and chat-show host presents a new selection of shaggy dog stories as he gets to know the canine residents of Battersea Dogs &amp; Cats Home in London. Paul meets a Dalmatian cross who has been abandoned - not long before giving birth. He also helps a hugely overweight shar-pei cross get back into shape and has his heartstrings pulled by a Yorkshire terrier which was found roaming Battersea Park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190423 +0000" stop="20260816192642 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The comedian meets more of the canine residents of Battersea Dogs &amp; Cats Home in London, including a German shepherd puppy that was rejected by its mother at birth and a frisky Jack Russell that is having trouble using one of its back legs. Paul also comes to the aid of a shell-shocked old-timer that has been dumped outside the home and now needs help regaining a little confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192642 +0000" stop="20260816194858 +0000" channel="C895.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Paul helps out with dogs who have a variety of issues, including a pair of old labradors that cannot bear to be apart for one second, a Staffy that hates being left along and a tiny puppy with an anti-social behaviour problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181548 +0000" stop="20260816183731 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penchant for Poison - S10E33</title>
    <desc>Three seemingly unrelated deaths proved to be serial murders. The killer had been careful - he used poison which had no taste or odour. Fortunately for investigators, it also had a unique chemical signature.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183731 +0000" stop="20260816185847 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bump in the Night - S10E34</title>
    <desc>The crime scene was awash with blood. The victim had been brutally murdered as he slept in his own bed. There were no foreign fingerprints in his home, but investigators did find a shoe impression in the mud outside… physical evidence they hoped would lead them to the killer. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 34.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185847 +0000" stop="20260816192031 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sole Searching - S10E35</title>
    <desc>Now it's not only a fingerprint which can link a killer to a crime; a shoe print can be just as telling. Armed with little else, police hoped the shoe impressions found at a Lansing, Michigan crime scene would put their investigation of Audrey Nichols' murder back on track.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192031 +0000" stop="20260816194209 +0000" channel="C896.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder on the Menu - S10E36</title>
    <desc>When the head chef of a historic Philadelphia restaurant was found dead, investigators interviewed the usual suspects: family, friends and co-workers. As they sifted through the evidence, police uncovered a chilling tale of debt and deceit. Originally aired as Season 10, Episode 36.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180344 +0000" stop="20260816185137 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dying for Fame - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pop star Rebecca has a new hit video in which she kills off her fans. When a fan's body is found in her hotel room is it life imitating art or just another imitator?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185137 +0000" stop="20260816193931 +0000" channel="C897.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Lonely - S01E16</title>
    <desc>It's Natalie's birthday again, which gets her and Nick thinking about another one of her birthdays- the day they met. Now she's met someone else- and Nick's jealousy is showing. Meanwhile a killer is murdering his dates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181146 +0000" stop="20260816185408 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Road: Appalachian Showdown - S10E03</title>
    <desc>In the heart of North Carolina's Appalachian Mountains is the world-renowned Clay Spencer Blacksmith shop, where three of the forge's best smiths will be tested. After two grueling rounds of competition only one will be left standing. The winner will have the chance to compete against other smiths from across America to determine who will win the ultimate grand prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185408 +0000" stop="20260816193651 +0000" channel="C898.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Road: Kalamazoo Combat - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Head to Kalamazoo, Michigan to Combat Ready Art where three of their top smiths will be tested like never before. After two brutal challenges only one will go on to represent Combat Ready Art back at the home forge for the ultimate grand prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181345 +0000" stop="20260816183658 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cuckoo for Coco Cards - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Mac taks his classmates on a field trip to Foster's, everybody loves Coco and Bloo wants all the attention after Coco lays eggs with imaginary friend trading cards. Soon, when Bloo throws eggs at everyone, they run away and now Coco hates Bloo. When all the friends start trading and collecting the cards, soon Bloo gets intrested and starts to collect them all. Will Bloo collect all of them without Coco's help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183658 +0000" stop="20260816185938 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Challenge of the Superfriends - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a large and dangerous imaginary friend is destroying the city, Imaginary Man comes and saves the day, and now, Mac is a fan. But once Mac is his sidekick, Bloo is jealous and joins forces with Nemesis, Imaginary Man's mortal enemy. Will justice or evil win in the battle of the superfriends?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185938 +0000" stop="20260816192223 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Picture - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The residents prepare for the annual house photo. Meanwhile, Bloo and Mac search for an answer behind a weird photo of Foster's taken years ago, Eduardo gets an "extreme makeover" from Duchess that surprises the other residents, Coco realizes she needs to lose weight and Wilt has trouble being in the house photo without getting his head cut out from the banner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192223 +0000" stop="20260816194504 +0000" channel="C899.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squeeze the Day - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When the friends go out to the beach and leave Bloo in the house alone on purpose so that he doesn't ruin the fun, he and Mac try to squeeze in as much fun as possible and make it the best day of their lives, but are they bringing the house down?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182102 +0000" stop="20260816184550 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gunge the Great and Glorious - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When the Doozers think Gunge is their long lost king, his relationship with Philo is in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184550 +0000" stop="20260816191031 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sprocket's Big Adventure - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Doc still doesn't believe Sprocket when he says there's furry creatures behind the hole in the workshop. So Sprocket finally makes his way into Fraggle Rock to find Gobo, and causes all kinds of mayhem. When he runs into the Doozers, the Doozers hire him to knock down all their buildings so they can rebuild. But Boober seems to be allergic to Sprocket, so when the Fraggles find out the Hairy Monster is in Fraggle Rock, they use Boober to find him. Sprocket finds his way out into the Gorg's Garden, and even meets the Trash Heap. But when Gobo gets caught by Junior, Sprocket and Gobo must work together to get Junior to let him go, so Gobo can take Sprocket back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191031 +0000" stop="20260816193523 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wembley's Wonderful Whoopie Water - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Wembley's got a special talent; he can hear water in the rock walls. But when Gobo and Red don't believe him, he sets out to prove he's right. When water finally breaks out, the Fraggles discover that this type of water is special. But when the water starts to cause rock quakes and Gobo falls into the cracks, is it finally time to shut down the fun?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193523 +0000" stop="20260816200001 +0000" channel="C900.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sidebottom Blues - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Boober shows Wembley all of his ointments and medicines, Wembley thinks Boober doesn't have enough fun, and invites him to the garden to play Follow the Leader with the rest of their friends. First Boober accepts, but then he overhears Gobo talking about Boober being a big goof (when really, Gobo's referring to Junior), he gets upset and very hurt, and decides to let Sidebottom out and turns into "Dr. Fun." The other Fraggles worry that Boober's going too far, but when Boober hypnotizes Junior into thinking he's a Fraggle, the fun begins. Then Wembley starts to have an allergic reaction to the Bonkleberry stew, and the situation becomes problematic, and it's time for Dr. Fun to step aside before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181957 +0000" stop="20260816184254 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Crystal / Franklin's Advice - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Goose at the Woodland library announces a summer reading contest to Franklin and his friends: anyone who reads thirty or more books will receive a nifty reading club t-shirt. Franklin and Bear like the look of the t-shirt and decide to try and read really fast so that they can get their t-shirts before anyone else. When they find that their friends are getting great enjoyment out of reading, while they can't even remember what they read, they question the wisdom of their idea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184254 +0000" stop="20260816190551 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin's Cookie Question / Franklin's Picnic - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Franklin finds himself caught in a difficult situation when he promises to support Bear during his big-kid baseball game and attend Beaver's art-show, both of which are happening at the same time. Bear is best friend and he did promise him first, but he wants to honor his commitment to Beaver because he's always dodged attending her events in the past. Not wanting to hurt either's feelings, he tries to make himself visible at both events without Bear or Beavers' knowing, but quickly finds the juggling act harder to maintain than he thought it would be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190551 +0000" stop="20260816192845 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Franklin Itching to Skateboard / Franklin Forgives - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When Franklin and Bear decide they want to go skateboarding, they get more than they bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192845 +0000" stop="20260816195137 +0000" channel="C901.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hockey Fan Franklin / Mother Hen Franklin - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Franklin and his family pay a visit to the pond for a picnic supper. Franklin decides to bring his fish Goldie along too. When Harriet accidentally knocks Goldie into the pond, Franklin finds it difficult to accept her apology, even though he knows it was an accident.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180306 +0000" stop="20260816182555 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lilith Thanksgiving - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The Cranes pack up and visit Lilith and Frederick for Thanksgiving. Lilith and Frasier meet with the dean of a prestigious school, hoping to enroll Frederick. After their initial visit goes poorly, they return time and time again, hoping to ingratiate themselves with the headmaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182555 +0000" stop="20260816184843 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Martin misinterprets Frasier's polite compliment of a painting as genuine sincerity, prompting him to buy it for his son. An ungrateful Frasier finds it difficult to express his feelings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184843 +0000" stop="20260816191132 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Frasier and Niles deal with Martin's abrasive new girlfriend, Sherry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191132 +0000" stop="20260816193421 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liar! Liar! - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Frasier and Niles reminisce about an incident in their prep school days where a fellow classmate was punished for their transgression. Overcome with guilt, Frasier visits the man, now in prison, to try to pinpoint the beginning of his life of crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193421 +0000" stop="20260816195657 +0000" channel="C903.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Days of the Condo - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Frasier fights against the condo board president's tyranny when his plans to install a door knocker are denied.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181621 +0000" stop="20260816183751 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foamy the Freakadog - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Freakazoid rescues a rabid dog and names it Foamy the Freakadog, but he is not adapting well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183751 +0000" stop="20260816185945 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chip (1) - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The story of how Dexter Douglas got his powers and became Freakazoid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185945 +0000" stop="20260816192115 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Guitierrez - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Armongo Guitierrez is now able to zap himself into the internet while using the Pinnacle Chip and he plans to get revenge on Freakazoid, though will he be able to accomplish the task, despite the fact that Freakazoid defeated him before?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192115 +0000" stop="20260816194216 +0000" channel="C905.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dexter's Date - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dexter's date with Steph is interrupted by the Lobe, who has a plan to bring down the TV broadcasting industry.  However, Dexter finds it difficult because he needs to turn into the Freakazoid in order to stop the Lobe, but he can't abandon his one chance with Steph either.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183229 +0000" stop="20260816191639 +0000" channel="C906.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got Spirit - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sam tries out to be the school mascot hoping to impress Cindy. Meanwhile, Daniel, Ken, and Kim suddenly become the basketball team’s most rabid fans following a series of run-ins with jocks from the rival school, Lincoln High. Lindsay tries to figure out the best way to break up with Nick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180512 +0000" stop="20260816183549 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tryouts - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gaby's need to win at tryouts jeopardizes her friendship with Zoe. Jade seeks answers when she loses track of the wild horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183549 +0000" stop="20260816190258 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess - S03E08</title>
    <desc>As Zoe and her friends narrow down the list of suspects in their search for the wild horses, Pin becomes more and more unwell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190258 +0000" stop="20260816193157 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victory Parade - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jade and Becky go sleuthing at the castle, Zoe makes a decision about her future, and Callum's obnoxious behavior gets on Gaby's nerves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193157 +0000" stop="20260816200020 +0000" channel="C907.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.O.S - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Zoe reaches out to her friends for help, Aaron lives out his cowboy dreams, and the gang finally solves the mystery of the wild horses' disappearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180227 +0000" stop="20260816183129 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Behind the scenes in the office, Dawn is feeling ignored and wonders why she hasn't been invited to the Palace to meet the Queen. Jennifer has been invited and instead of writing scripts is practising her curtsey. Sketches include tributes to Kill Bill, Most Haunted and Catherine Zeta-Jones.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183129 +0000" stop="20260816190022 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Offers - S06E04</title>
    <desc>In the office, Dawn and Jennifer have to offer their ideas for new programmes to the Controller of BBC ONE. Sketches include a tribute to Madonna and Chris Martin's Mum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190022 +0000" stop="20260816192926 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Minutes - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Despite having a new series to write, Dawn French is preoccupied with the fact she has been invited to go on Fit Farm but doesn't really know why. She also fulfills her dream of singing on Top Of The Pops with Anastasia, and the movie Troy gets a make-over, with Jennifer Saunders as Brad Pitt's Achilles and Dawn as the ethereal Helen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192926 +0000" stop="20260816195830 +0000" channel="C908.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Show Party - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Episode one of the new series starts filming. Dawn and Jennifer delay production, through a combination of laziness and constantly getting lost, but meet with an allegedly ill teenager and his mother. Sketches include retirees who move to Florida, Dawn babysitting for a giant, and Chris Martin's mum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183846 +0000" stop="20260816192031 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's a new term. Kingsley has a new image. Josie turns over a new leaf. JP's friend Giles has transferred from Exeter. Vod's skint and it's time to find a replacement for invisible flatmate Paul Lamb.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192031 +0000" stop="20260816200023 +0000" channel="C909.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A spate of muggings on campus leave the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180538 +0000" stop="20260816182703 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Showdown at the Golden Saddle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Things are looking up for the Huangs when Louis gets the restaurant a billboard in a prime spot in Orlando. They even get an invite to the country club. But when someone repeatedly vandalizes the billboard, they’re left wondering why. Eddie works hard to get the attention of the girl he’s crushing on, but it doesn’t help matters when his mom hires her to babysit him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182703 +0000" stop="20260816184835 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phillip Goldstein - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Eddie tries to befriend the only other Chinese kid in school, but he's in for a letdown after he finds out that they have nothing in common; Louis feels betrayed when Mitch accepts a job at the rival Golden Saddle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184835 +0000" stop="20260816191013 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>License to Sell - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Jessica puts off taking the exam for her real estate license because she fears she isn't good enough to compete with Orlando's top realtor. Eddie looks to Louis for advice on how to win over older girl Nicole, but puts his own spin on his dad's suggestions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191013 +0000" stop="20260816193153 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Spot - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jessica's college boyfriend, Oscar Chow, comes to visit. She's a bit miffed that Louis isn't a little more jealous....but she's got a blind spot and is completely oblivious to the fact that Oscar is gay. Meanwhile, Eddie goes to great lengths to get out of the school science fair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193153 +0000" stop="20260816195330 +0000" channel="C910.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Very Superstitious - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jessica's superstitions get the best of her when she sells a house with the address 44 West 44th Street - the number 4 being bad luck in Chinese culture. At the urging of the new school counselor, Eddie decides to run for school president, but Jessica's bad luck gets the best of him too when a white lie spirals out of control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181849 +0000" stop="20260816184022 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Decent Proposal - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Will pops the question from his hospital room. And Lisa's answer is...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184022 +0000" stop="20260816190201 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will is From Mars... - S05E17</title>
    <desc>He says kids, she says wait. He says Philly, she says Cleveland. Will and Lisa try marriage counseling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190201 +0000" stop="20260816192340 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding Show (Psyche!) - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Shafted! The engaged couple opts for flashy Vegas vows, complete with costumes. The tasteful theme: Shaft.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192340 +0000" stop="20260816194450 +0000" channel="C911.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slum Like It ... Not! - S05E19</title>
    <desc>When Will talks Philip into buying a dilapidated apartment building, guess who has to fix up the fixer-upper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183103 +0000" stop="20260816191630 +0000" channel="C912.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Bell Blues - S02E22</title>
    <desc>While Ryan and Jack try to recover a pair of cursed snowshoes, Micki hears from one of Ryan's street contacts, a punk named Johnny. He's managed to track down a pool cue that bears a cursed. The player who owns it can't be beat, and there are the usual trail of impaled bodies. The pool player is hoping to make enough money to marry his fiancee. It turns out that he knows nothing about the curse, and it is his fiancee that is killing people so that he will eventually murder her. Eventually he finds out, and she kills him. The woman is locked up and Micki and Johnny recover the cue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181422 +0000" stop="20260816185932 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrow Blues - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Five months later, Coach Taylor's contract is up for review on Billy and Mindy's wedding day. Tyra grows anxious about her waitlist status. Matt leaves Grandma Saracen and Julie behind to attend college. Tim and Lyla question their future together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185932 +0000" stop="20260816194249 +0000" channel="C913.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>East of Dillon - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Coach Taylor wonders how low his fortunes can sink as he struggles to pull the East Dillon Lions together while Tami navigates the new politics at West Dillon. Meanwhile, Matt gets a taste of life as a townie and Tim is inspired by a college lecture on "the hero's journey."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180149 +0000" stop="20260816182431 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Where Underdog Gets Away - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The gang's plans for Thanksgiving go awry after they get locked out of Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey wins his first modeling gig.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182431 +0000" stop="20260816184718 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The gang make (and break) a pact not to bring dates to their New Years Eve party. Phoebe starts dating a scientist. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a monkey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184718 +0000" stop="20260816191000 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with Mrs. Bing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Chandler's mother comes to visit, and Joey catches her kissing Ross. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe fight over a guy in a coma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191000 +0000" stop="20260816193243 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Dozen Lasagnas - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Rachel and Paolo's relationship hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. Ross refuses to find out the sex of his baby until it's born. Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193243 +0000" stop="20260816195530 +0000" channel="C914.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One with the Boobies - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Joey finds out his dad has a mistress. Rachel tries to even the score after Chandler inadvertently catches a glimpse of her naked. Phoebe dates a shrink who analyzes the gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183944 +0000" stop="20260816192149 +0000" channel="C915.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Below - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When a man enters an office in Boston for a meeting, he becomes disoriented and collapses, only to have his veins erupt and spray blood everywhere. Shortly after Olivia and Peter arrive at the scene to investigate the bizarre case, it's discovered that a lethal virus with deep ties to something very valuable is spreading, so the CDC moves in to quarantine the building and eradicate the pathogens. Isolated inside with the rest of the exposed office employees, Peter and Olivia face life-threatening circumstances, sending Walter, Broyles and Astrid on a frantic search for a solution to save them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180136 +0000" stop="20260816181207 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Take on 'Hooper' - S02E09</title>
    <desc>With the Annihalatrix in her possession, Sinn/Hooper forms the Sisterhood of Chaos and declares herself ruler of the world. But this idea does not sit well with others...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181207 +0000" stop="20260816182248 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendell Goes Undercover Again - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Killface and Simon attempt to repair the burnt couplings on the Annihilatrix, while Stan and Taquil attempt an escape from their shot-down plane. Sinn and Val ask Watley to kill Antagone (due to increasing strains on their relationships with Antagone). Meanwhile, Wendell is sent by Xander to kill the giant ant baby. Both Wendell and Watley inadvertently fall in love with Antagone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182248 +0000" stop="20260816183419 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cody Gains a Namesake - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Valerie kills Sinn and blames Wendell and Arthur. Xander learns he has an illegitimate daughter. She comes to visit after her mother dies from cancer. Xander bribes her never to contact him again. Wendell decapitates Arthur when he tries to propose to Antagone. Antagone finally gives birth to her monster ant baby, which then eats her head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183419 +0000" stop="20260816184550 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Differences are Put Slightly Aside - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Wendell rides Cody 2 around town... and he fornicates with it along the way. Everybody else races to the Annihilatrix while the Deceptacles make a stew out of Watley's decapited body in the motel swimming pool. Finally, Killface's alien brethren (and his mother) arrive to inquire about how the Earth has not yet been annihilated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184550 +0000" stop="20260816185706 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Killface - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185706 +0000" stop="20260816190837 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Awesome-X - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Billionaire tycoon Xander Crews (and his alter-ego, superhero Awesome-X) have a problem: billionaire tycoon Xander Crews has frittered away the (literally) billions of dollars amassed by his murdered parents. So he mortgages the company to produce a line of Awesome-X action figures. The only catch is, he needs a supervillain doll...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190837 +0000" stop="20260816192002 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pimp My Revenue - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In what can only be termed a colossal misunderstanding, the creators of Frisky Dingo somehow got involved in producing an episode that revolves almost entirely around the (quite lengthy) list of options available on the sporty new tC from Scion. Their tagline is "It's what moves you." You can learn more about the new Scion tC at scion.com.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192002 +0000" stop="20260816193113 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>XPO - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Killface and his company attempt to win the Xander Crews Inventors Expo competition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193113 +0000" stop="20260816194214 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidnapped! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Killface, desperate for $12 billion to complete the Annihilatrix, decides to kidnap billionaire tycoon Xander Crews. But things quickly go south for our villain, starting just about the same time that Phil vomits in the minivan, and finishing up when plucky reporter Grace Ryan falls into drums full of super-intelligent, radioactive waste-covered ants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194214 +0000" stop="20260816195305 +0000" channel="C916.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emergency Room - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The entire Dingo gang, grievously injured in the collapse of the Annihilatrix's catwalk, have all ended up in the same emergency room. Killface muffs hitting on plucky reporter Grace Ryan, and then has an unpleasant interaction with a representative from his insurance company. Also, Xander Crews is nowhere to be found! Dun-dunnnn!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180915 +0000" stop="20260816183146 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cookie's Ovary-Actin' - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Cookie gets baby fever and wants another kid, Jimmy refuses to sleep with her. Problem is, he “feels the need” but can’t find a place to “empty the tanks”. Theresa, Gina, and Petey house-sit for one of McCool’s colleagues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183146 +0000" stop="20260816185416 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Canadian Groping Pariah - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy sees a seemingly compromising picture of McCool with Theresa (it’s totally innocent), he ruins McCool’s life and gets him kicked off the force. Petey’s iPhone app is stolen by Richard Wheatthin’s company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185416 +0000" stop="20260816191646 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What the Fuck is the Grey Cup? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Cheech become big CFL fans and invite the Saskatchewan Rough Riders over for a barbecue. The entire team gets food poisoning on the eve of the Grey Cup. Jimmy forms a team to play the Grey Cup in their place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191646 +0000" stop="20260816193916 +0000" channel="C917.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasquatchewan - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Petey go on a hunting trip and come home with a Sasquatch (Dave Foley). Jimmy learns how hard McCool's job is when he has to babysit the Bigfoot. Meanwhile, Cheech winds up as a seeing eye dog for a blind woman he's attracted to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181225 +0000" stop="20260816185351 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elephant in the Ice Rink - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Ian jumps into one of his biggest projects to help out a friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185351 +0000" stop="20260816193600 +0000" channel="C918.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bills 54 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Ian helps Bill fix up his rusty old 54 Chevrolet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181343 +0000" stop="20260816184219 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Dates with Kimmy Gibbler - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Kimmy decides to date around to make sure Fernando's "the one." DJ snags Steph an important audition, and Max and Steve team up to play detective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184219 +0000" stop="20260816190636 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Modest Proposal - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A dutiful DJ springs into action when Fernando asks for help proposing to Kimmy — again. But the results are even bigger and better than expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190636 +0000" stop="20260816193339 +0000" channel="C919.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Suit Fits - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle Joey throws a surprise triple engagement party, and Steph and Fernando practice mingling with their future in-laws. Steve reaches out to DJ's boys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181513 +0000" stop="20260816183940 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World Is Hot Enough - S10E02</title>
    <desc>The crew ignites a volcano in a desperate attempt to slow global warming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183940 +0000" stop="20260816190409 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Shades of Green - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Fry is heartbroken to learn Leela’s soulmate is someone other than him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190409 +0000" stop="20260816192902 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Numberland Gap - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The crew journeys into a mysterious world inhabited by numbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192902 +0000" stop="20260816195337 +0000" channel="C920.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scared Screenless - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Bender is sent off to Zapp Brannigan’s camp for screen addicts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180450 +0000" stop="20260816182741 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Revenge of Cobra (3): The Palace of Doom - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As Flint, Mutt, and Shipwreck return to Joe Headquarters, the Joes and Cobras head to the Island of No Return and the jungle Palace of Doom to retrieve parts of the weather dominator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182741 +0000" stop="20260816185030 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Revenge of Cobra (4): Battle on the Roof of the World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As G.I. Joe and Cobra race to retrieve the three parts, Zartan ensures that each side acquires one piece, and then steals the laser core at the Roof of the World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185030 +0000" stop="20260816191313 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Revenge of Cobra (5): Amusement Park of Terror - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cobra steals the Joes' piece of the dominator and assaults Zartan's base. Now in possession of all three pieces, Destro seeks to rebuild the weather dominator. The Joes locate the Cobra Temple and attack it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191313 +0000" stop="20260816193532 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pyramid of Darkness (1): The Further Adventures of G.I. Joe - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cobra briefly attacks a Joe shuttle launch long enough to load it with its own forces. Shipwreck and Snake Eyes are lost in Cobra territory, and Zartan uses the shuttle to commandeer a space station and destroy Joe Headquarters from space. Meanwhile, Cobra Commander reveals a plan to deprive most of the world of electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193532 +0000" stop="20260816195752 +0000" channel="C921.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pyramid of Darkness (2): Rendezvous in the City of the Dead - S01E12</title>
    <desc>With G.I. Joe headquarters nearly destroyed, the Joes establish a temporary base on the USS Flagg. Joes on the space station try to warn the team of Cobra's plan to plant cubes at strategic locations to create an electricity-inhibiting pyramid over the northern hemisphere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180124 +0000" stop="20260816182543 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandy and the Kitty-Pillar - S13E04</title>
    <desc>Pandy picks a name for a cute kitty-pillar friend, then the Gabby Cats serve some tasty fruits and veggies to help her grow into a kitty-butterfly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182543 +0000" stop="20260816185002 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposite Day - S13E05</title>
    <desc>To celebrate Opposite Day, Gabby brings a new toy to the dollhouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185002 +0000" stop="20260816191409 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaceship - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gabby and Pandy unbox their first surprise, show off their shrinking skills and take to the dollhouse for a meowt-of-this-world mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191409 +0000" stop="20260816193815 +0000" channel="C922.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gabby Gets the Hiccups - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It’s time for another dollhouse delivery! Gabby and Pandy share their new Meow Meow Mail with Cakey and work on a cure for a sneaky case of hiccups.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181632 +0000" stop="20260816184050 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brain Blaster - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To get better grades, Doyle tries a brain blaster and gets addicted.
He steals from his friends in order to pay for his habit, but Aimee and friends try to break him off of the drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184050 +0000" stop="20260816190508 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brat Pack - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Beef is punished by Ms. McBrain to take over a class full of little kids.
who are alot of trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190508 +0000" stop="20260816192927 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Founders' Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Doyle, Aimee, Milo and Creep fall into Professor Icenstein's time machine and go back to the day that Galaxy High was founded.
But by being there,they alter time and have to make sure that Galaxy High gets created somehow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192927 +0000" stop="20260816195345 +0000" channel="C923.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Martian Mumps - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone but Doyle, Aimee and Professor Icenstein get the Martian Mumps,a disease that turns everyone green and dull.

They must find a cure soon or the students and teachers will remain martians forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184915 +0000" stop="20260816193956 +0000" channel="C924.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden of Bones - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Catelyn tries to save two kings from themselves; Tyrion practices coercion; Robb meets a foreigner; Dany finds her ally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182531 +0000" stop="20260816190458 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aryan Terror - S04E07</title>
    <desc>The white supremacist Aryan Brotherhood started as a means of survival, has now become the largest prison gang in Texas and has spread to the suburbs of Dallas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190458 +0000" stop="20260816194430 +0000" channel="C925.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Snitches - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A task force was formed in 2003 to take down the Hidden Valley Kings, a gang which ran the drug trade in Charlotte, N.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180635 +0000" stop="20260816181515 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skyway Robbery - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jon intends to take Garfield and Odie to Miami, but he cannot afford the airfare. Instead, he resorts to giving all his money to Al G. Swindler, who attempts to fly them there on a broken-down airplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181515 +0000" stop="20260816183026 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bunny Rabbits is Coming! - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Orson recieves a letter in his morning post telling him that the bunny rabbits is coming, when Wade sees this he snaps into a panic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183026 +0000" stop="20260816183815 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Garfield Kind - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A cute alien lands in Jon's backyard, but Garfield discovers that he is not as friendly as he appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183815 +0000" stop="20260816184708 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astrocat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Garfield tells the story of his great-uncle Buchanan, the first creature in outer space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184708 +0000" stop="20260816190152 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cock-a-Doodle Duel - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A rooster named Plato comes to the farm and is popular with the ladies, so Roy moves away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190152 +0000" stop="20260816190857 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinderella Cat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Garfield gets his own fairy godfather who grants his wishes, but with a catch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190857 +0000" stop="20260816191759 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ship Shape - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jon and Garfield plan to go on a cruise, but the captain does not allow cats. Jon then leaves Garfield behind, but Garfield has other ideas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191759 +0000" stop="20260816193240 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barn of Fear II - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Orson decides to have a harvest party because of the big harvest, and Lanolin suggests that everyone go into the old barn to find old costumes of the ancient farmers -- but Wade still thinks the ancient farmers' ghosts haunt the old barn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193240 +0000" stop="20260816193954 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break a Leg - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jon drags Garfield and Odie to a ski lodge solely to meet women, but after talking too much he ends up having to ski down the slopes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193954 +0000" stop="20260816194805 +0000" channel="C926.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twice Told Tale - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Jon &amp; Garfield tells their sides of the story when a massive amount of yogurt explodes in their home. But both their explanations are exaggerated and even Odie denies that what they said happened has happened.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180549 +0000" stop="20260816181819 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Colors - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Garfield's shabby treatment of Nermal draws the ire of a television show host Dr. Goodygood that seeks to teach him a lesson. Dr. Goodygood takes away Garfield's colors, thus making him the same color as Nermal. Garfield has to do a nice thing if he wants them back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181819 +0000" stop="20260816183027 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Mouse - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Squeak suddenly has the ability to see future events like Jon hitting his thumb with a hammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183027 +0000" stop="20260816184228 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Garfield tries everything he can to try to hibernate like the squirrels but all his attempts prove futile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184228 +0000" stop="20260816185431 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pampered Pussycat - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Prince Orloff gets a lesson about having fun from Garfield and Odie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185431 +0000" stop="20260816190703 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parrot Blues - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Jon watches Mr. Barker's parrot, Paxton, while he is away. However, Paxton flies downtown telling people things that cause all of them to burst into tears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190703 +0000" stop="20260816191851 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mole Express - S02E48</title>
    <desc>A mole's tunnel causes Jon's backyard to cave in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191851 +0000" stop="20260816193056 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain or Shine - S02E49</title>
    <desc>A Leprechaun named Paddy comes to Jon's home from Ireland, brings its weather to America, and explains how Ireland's weather is always rainy. Jon and Liz go to Ireland for a vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193056 +0000" stop="20260816194309 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unfair Weather (1) - S02E51</title>
    <desc>This is a double length (22 minute) episode. Jon, Garfield, Odie, Drusilla and Minerva discover some strange weather when going camping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194309 +0000" stop="20260816195553 +0000" channel="C927.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unfair Weather (2) - S02E52</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181326 +0000" stop="20260816183617 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golem - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Goliath and the others find themselves in Prague, where a rabbi is trying to reawaken the golem to protect the citizens against organized crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183617 +0000" stop="20260816185905 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sanctuary - S02E28</title>
    <desc>In Paris, the company comes across Demona, Thailog and Macbeth, all deep in a triangle of treachery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185905 +0000" stop="20260816192155 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>M.I.A. - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Sent to London, Goliath comes in contact with the remnants of a local gargoyle clan, and is accused of leading one of their members to his death - 40 years before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192155 +0000" stop="20260816194500 +0000" channel="C928.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grief - S02E30</title>
    <desc>In Egypt, they find the Pack working on another of Xanatos's schemes - trying to pry immortality out of the god of death's hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184847 +0000" stop="20260816191659 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gavin and Stacey - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After being phone buddies for months, Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous in Leicester Square, with Stacey's best friend Nessa and Gav's pal Smithy coming along for support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191659 +0000" stop="20260816194352 +0000" channel="C929.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phone Call - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her. He drives to Wales to explain and ends up taking her home with him. Having never been further than Bridgend before, Stacey's trip to Essex is an eye-opening experience that ends with the biggest surprise of all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182840 +0000" stop="20260816191015 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Doghouse - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Renters are great for his new community garage, but Nate Boyer is ready to take a big risk for a bigger payoff. He bets on a guy with a '67 Belvedere but will his 1st partner flip be a flop, or will it help his Doghouse dream take off?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191015 +0000" stop="20260816195151 +0000" channel="C930.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog Flees - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chris Goodall is on an unusual vacation: camping at night by the Doghouse; and by day, building a '70 Chevy C-10 with a pal. That is, until his buddy unexpectedly splits. Can Chris finish and flip the car with Nate - before his time runs out?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181307 +0000" stop="20260816183252 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Max goes to work with his dad to learn how important an education is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183252 +0000" stop="20260816185236 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia - S06E18</title>
    <desc>A multi-millionaire Mr. Vega buys Powers Brothers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some life-altering changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185236 +0000" stop="20260816191240 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prototype - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When well-liked George becomes the first guy to be promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane parts factory, his life becomes a little more complicated. His pal Ernie and former compadres on the plant floor tease him about joining management. George's first test in the new position is to terminate one employee. He must choose either his acerbic line-inspector mother, Benny, or Ernie. George's hardworking and patient wife, Angie, copes with Benny's constant wisecracks and cares for the couple's kids, precocious 9-year-old Max and 13-year-old Carmen, who is dealing with the traumas of being a teenager.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191240 +0000" stop="20260816193224 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curious George - S01E02</title>
    <desc>George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan, embarrassing Carmen. Later, George replies to instant messages on Carmen's computer, pretending to be her. Although this infuriates both Carmen and Angie when they find out, George then goes to a party and further humiliates Carmen with his overprotectiveness. Finally, Carmen sadly ends the relationship with Duncan, not because of her father, but because Duncan tried to pressure her into having sex too soon. Carmen forgives George, who realizes that she is more responsible than he thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193224 +0000" stop="20260816195312 +0000" channel="C931.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy, threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's safety record.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180942 +0000" stop="20260816183511 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike While the Agent Is Hot - S02E02</title>
    <desc>An agent dies, which leaves Max in charge of the "Spy's Guild" labor negotiations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183511 +0000" stop="20260816190040 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Spy for a Spy - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A series of kidnapping take place between KAOS and CONTROL, masterminded by Siegfried.  So many kidnappings take place, no one is left but Siegfried and Maxwell Smart, who must negotiate the trade of captured agents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190040 +0000" stop="20260816192603 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Only Way to Die - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Max is almost killed but then CONTROL pretends that he is dead so he can complete a secret mission to protect the IRS from a bomb planted by a KAOS agent known only as the Blaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192603 +0000" stop="20260816195124 +0000" channel="C932.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Max has to impersonate a safe cracker named Jimmy Ballantine.   He has his face wrapped in bandages so KAOS won't recognise him.   99 poses as a manicurist &amp; agent 13 is in the towel steamer.   Control believes the barber shop is a KAOS front.   The KAOS agents want Max to open the vault of a federal reserve bank. 99 doesn't know which one,so the Chief has all the banks vaults left unlocked.   Max opens the vault, KAOS guys are removing the money &amp; plan to kill Max,when he gets the drop on them &amp; their plan backfires.    99 &amp; the Chief arrive &amp; Max accidentaly locks the Chief in the vault.</desc>
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    <title>Upper Fruitland Curse - S14E08</title>
    <desc>Zak and his crew head to Upper Fruitland, New Mexico, to help a family who are troubled by the ghost of a faceless young boy. During the intense lockdown inside the Navajo Nation, the guys capture a chair moving on its own.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Witches in Magna - S14E09</title>
    <desc>Zak and the crew investigate a family-owned pizzeria in Magna, Utah, where an evil witch has cast a spell that has the family fearing for their safety. During the lockdown, the guys try to draw out what's in the basement and get some violent responses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180045 +0000" stop="20260816182146 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underground - S01E27</title>
    <desc>An valet parking attendant is trapped in a subterranean garage, taunted by a small girl, a doll and a BMW.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182146 +0000" stop="20260816184225 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Only A Movie - S01E28</title>
    <desc>A cocky, know-it-all video clerk meets his movie star idol and gets a part in a her next horror flick.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184225 +0000" stop="20260816190326 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Consumers - S01E29</title>
    <desc>A supermarket clerk working the night shift discovers there is more going on than he expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190326 +0000" stop="20260816192425 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Ashes - S01E30</title>
    <desc>A death squad haunts the Asian survivor of a death camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192425 +0000" stop="20260816194526 +0000" channel="C934.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You'll Wake The Dead - S01E32</title>
    <desc>An old woman wants to live out her days in the duplex she has occupied for the last 33 years, but the new young owner has other plans and tries to drive her out.</desc>
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    <title>Drowned Lives - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Melinda goes to visit friends who are experiencing problems with their house, she finds the ghost of six-year-old little girl who drowned.  Melinda then tries to help the family of the little girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185727 +0000" stop="20260816194209 +0000" channel="C935.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost Within - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After purchasing a set of ornaments at a flea market, Melinda finds that they are haunted.  Melinda uses the ornaments to meet Dennis’s ghost.  Dennis wants Melinda to reunite his girlfriend with her birth mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181439 +0000" stop="20260816185826 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>eXit strategy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the mutants devise a plan to take down Sentinel Services, Eclipse seeks out an old friend from his dark past in order to obtain some useful information. Meanwhile, Lauren and Andy attempt to combine their powers in order to help the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185826 +0000" stop="20260816194312 +0000" channel="C937.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>boXed in - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Motivated by a tragic event from his past, Jace throws all the power of the Sentinel Services into finding the Mutant Underground Way Station. Meanwhile, Blink's vivid dreams lead her to confront Dreamer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181050 +0000" stop="20260816183608 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gilligan's Mother-in-Law - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A native family from another island comes seeking a husband for their lovely, large, robust daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183608 +0000" stop="20260816190126 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty is as Beauty Does - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide which of the three women will become "Ms. Castaway." Mr. Howell attempts to sabotage the other contestants by spreading glue on the stage before Mary Ann's big dance scene, and by shooting spit-wads at Ginger while she performs.  The Professor blows pepper at the stage when it is Mrs. Howell's turn. Then, when all the competitions are complete, the final decision rests with the judge.....Gilligan!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190126 +0000" stop="20260816192649 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Little Dictator - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192649 +0000" stop="20260816195152 +0000" channel="C938.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smile, You're on Mars Camera - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A NASA satellite with a TV camera, accidentally lands on the island instead of the intended target: Mars.  The castaways try to communicate their S.O.S. when the camera is operational.  However, with the help of a Gilligan goof-up, the castaways are covered with glue and feathers, and the NASA scientists mistakenly believe they are seeing the first proof of life on Mars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184039 +0000" stop="20260816192504 +0000" channel="C939.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tale of Poes and Fire - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A fire at the Independence Inn forces Lorelai to relocate its guests. Sookie invades Luke's with staff in tow to prepare breakfast for the Inn's guests. Questions arise about Jess's attendance at school when he receives the Employee of the Month award from WalMart. Lorelai and Rory start picking up on weird and somewhat unfriendly vibes coming from Nicole and Lindsay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180419 +0000" stop="20260816182915 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey Meets Matthew - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Joey meets Matthew finally, and is mad that he has a little brother.  Tim says that he has some matters to take care of and will meet Nell and the boys at a restaruant shortly. Nell and Addy then decide to take the boys to the park and they have a blast. As Addy and Nell sit and talk on a park bench, they realize that Joey and Matthew have disappeared and Nell calls the police. Joey and Matthew were taken to a museum by a police officer who tells Nell they are not fond of one another and are arguing back and forth. Later, the boys are fine, and everyone returns to Addy's, where Nell and Tim talk in private at Addy and the boys look at her computer. He tells her he wants her blessing so he can raise the boys in New York, now that he has a job there. He tells the boys and everyone deicdes to go out for pizza. In the end, Joey returns back in the apartment as Nell stays behind and finds out that she is not going to live with them and he cries. Nell tells him to keep her picture and she wi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182915 +0000" stop="20260816185412 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nell Goes Back to New York - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Nell recives a letter from Joey in New York, telling her that he is fine, but she knows that Tim is not taking proper care of them. She returns to New York, where she ruins Addy's date with a lawyer, and tells her the two will get Joey back. She spies on him at the playground, and he sees her, and she tempts him with a big southern meal at Addy's Apartment. Nell finally agrees to become roomates with Addy and move to New York. When Tim shows up to pick up Joey, he tells Nell he wants to go back to sea, and as much as he loves his boys, he has no time to be with them. He offers her to be their full guardian, and she accepts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185412 +0000" stop="20260816191912 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apartment - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Nell tries to get a job at a famous New York publishing company. She then decides to rent an apartment in Greenwich Village where she, Addy, Joey and Matthew move into.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191912 +0000" stop="20260816194409 +0000" channel="C940.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love New York - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Nell is fed up with the new apartment in New York, and tells Addy she wants to go back to Glenlawn to get some of that good California air inside of her again. When Gradpa calls, he tells her that he sold the house to leave Glenlawn behind and move to New York with her. She then meets her upstairs tennant Mrs. Tercobi, who bakes her a cake. In the end, Nell knows that if she can make it there, she can make it anywhere, after being inspired by Frank Senatra's ""New York, New York"".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180425 +0000" stop="20260816182728 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets True Maya - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Maya wants to do something bad to balance out all the good she's done lately.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182728 +0000" stop="20260816184946 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets Ski Lodge (1) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Cory becomes the head of the Nature Club, the whole gang heads out on a trip to a familiar ski lodge</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184946 +0000" stop="20260816191419 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets Ski Lodge (2) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Part 2 of 2. The group's ski trip comes to an end, and Lucas must finally choose between Maya and Riley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191419 +0000" stop="20260816193837 +0000" channel="C941.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Meets I Do - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Maya becomes concerned about Shawn and Katy's upcoming wedding</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180810 +0000" stop="20260816183258 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Female Author - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Hannah has a lot of free time but nothing to do with only one class a week, while Elijah makes his mark on the Iowa social scene. Back in New York City, Ray warns Marnie about Desi's intentions before they meet with a record label; Shoshanna has a job interview; and Adam gets mixed up in Jessa's world after an AA meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183258 +0000" stop="20260816190135 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cubbies - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Hannah is confronted by her classmates after leaving a non-apology apology letter in their cubbies. After being rejected at yet another job interview, a frustrated Shoshanna spends a day with Ray. Creative and romantic tensions between Marnie and Desi reach a breaking point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190135 +0000" stop="20260816192854 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sit-In - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Friends try to help Hannah through a crisis; Hannah and Adam have an honest conversation about the status of their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192854 +0000" stop="20260816195245 +0000" channel="C942.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close-Up - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Some soul-searching leads Hannah to an epiphany. Meanwhile, another disastrous interview for Shoshanna ends in a positive; Ray attempts to solve his neighborhood noise issue at a community board meeting; Marnie and Desi disagree on how to define their sound; and Adam is shocked by a revelation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180119 +0000" stop="20260816182522 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diego Saves Mommy and Baby Sloth - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Diego and a sloth, Sammy, try to save a mother sloth and her baby before a mudslide hits their tree.  On the way they face several challenges.  They must row across a rocky lake, tiptoe quietly around birds, and find the right path to go down.  They also have to find an animal that can help them climb a rocky mountain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182522 +0000" stop="20260816184925 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chinta The Baby Chinchilla - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Diego learns of a little chinchilla who got lost from her family, he helps the chinchilla to find her way home to Chinchilla Mountain to be reunited with her family.  Along their way, they face new challenges!  Some of those include choosing the right path with the wrong path being filled with snakes, and finding a way up Chinchilla Mountain to get the little chinchilla back with her family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184925 +0000" stop="20260816191328 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diego Saves Baby Humpback Whale - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Diego learns that a baby humpback whale is in trouble, he takes off right away to save it.  Along his way, he faces exciting new challenges.  Some of those challenges include finding the right path to get to the whale, finding an animal to help him get around some jellyfish, and having to out swim sharks!  The trouble doesn't stop there though, as Diego has to also figure out a way to get the baby humpback whale off of the beach and back into the ocean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191328 +0000" stop="20260816193730 +0000" channel="C943.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to Jaguar Mountain - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Baby Jaguar is full of pride when he thinks that he is big enough to get to the top of Jaguar Mountain.  Diego and Baby Jaguar's mother agree to meet him at the top of Jaguar Mountain.  Does Baby Jaguar have the skills to make it up to the top, or will the obstacles prove to be too much trouble for him to handle?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181918 +0000" stop="20260816190725 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weasel - S16E06</title>
    <desc>Tony hunts down an insubordinate crew member; Rick gets his first gold from Lightning Creek; Kevin's parents pressure him to get his new Pyramid Cut running.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190725 +0000" stop="20260816195526 +0000" channel="C946.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise Fortunes - S16E07</title>
    <desc>While searching for better ground on Lightning Creek, Rick is rocked by surprising news. Parker gets greedy and expands his Sulphur claim. Mike pivots on Paradise Hill in an effort to impress Tony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181900 +0000" stop="20260816190031 +0000" channel="C947.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing With Death - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Mother Nature serves Dustin an eviction notice. With a season-ending blizzard in the forecast, the miners must push past their limits to add to their record gold haul by dredging every last ounce from the freezing depths of Nugget Creek.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181623 +0000" stop="20260816183724 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smother's Day - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Beverly is upset on Mother's Day when she receives an obviously last-minute gift of "mom coupons."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183724 +0000" stop="20260816185825 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Orange - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Barry's favorite shirt is hated by Beverly and Lainey, so they hatch a plan together to destroy it. Once his shirt goes missing, Barry asks Adam and Erica to investigate. Meanwhile, Murray decides to tear down the family tree house, leaving Adam distraught.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185825 +0000" stop="20260816191932 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have a Summer - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Adam and his soon-to-be freshman pals live in fear of the hazing they expect to get from the senior class, but then Adam body slams his way to earning their respect in the Season 3 finale. In other happenings, Erica and her friends decide what to put in a time capsule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191932 +0000" stop="20260816194034 +0000" channel="C948.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakfast Club - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Goldbergs pay homage to the classic 1980s John Hughes' film "The Breakfast Club" when the kids start off a new school year by earning themselves Saturday detention courtesy of a new substitute teacher, who just happens to be their mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182408 +0000" stop="20260816184854 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Letter to Gorbachev - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future.  This prompts her to write letters to Gorbachev and Reagan.  She's stunned when she gets a response and learns that Gorbechev would like to meet her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184854 +0000" stop="20260816191330 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strange Bedfellows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The girls try to help in a campaign to get Gil Kessler elected as local official.  To his advantage, his chances of winning are boosted when reporters snap photos of Blanche entering his home one evening while his wife was away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191330 +0000" stop="20260816193810 +0000" channel="C949.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brotherly Love - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Blanche makes a move at Ted, Stan's brother the minute she learns he's a neurosurgeon.  She is furious when she discovers the only woman Ted is apparently interested in is Dorothy.  Meanwhile, Rose is suffering from insomnia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181136 +0000" stop="20260816183716 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomer the M.P. - S01E30</title>
    <desc>MP Gomer mistakenly arrests a government inspector.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183716 +0000" stop="20260816190253 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>PFC Gomer Pyle - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Carter postpones his vacation until all his men pass their PFC exams -- and, of course, Gomer is the only one to fail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190253 +0000" stop="20260816192837 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Third Finger, Left Loaf - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gomer is asked to be the best man at his friend's wedding, then loses the ring the night before the ceremony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192837 +0000" stop="20260816195415 +0000" channel="C950.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blind Date - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Carter sets Gomer up with a blind date who thinks he is an oil millionaire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180212 +0000" stop="20260816184438 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184438 +0000" stop="20260816192705 +0000" channel="C951.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anson Williams, Phyllis Diller, Pat Harrington - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Act 1: Dan-O (15 Points)
Act 2: The Aristocratic Cat/Penny Rupert (19 Points, Winner)
Act 3: Carol Marion (Gonged by Anson Williams)
Act 4: John Patton (19 Points)
Act 5: Linda Hayes (Gonged by Phyllis Diller)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181159 +0000" stop="20260816185323 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frontline (1) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. Murphy treats a patient who has an illness that is not only unpredictable in nature, but also unlike anything he or the team has seen before. Dr. Claire Brown continues to work through her grief, still reeling from Dr. Neil Melendez's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185323 +0000" stop="20260816193631 +0000" channel="C953.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frontline (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Dr. Shaun Murphy and the team try to get a better understanding of COVID-19; Claire looks for a way to grieve Melendez's death through her patients; Dr. Alex Park and Mia discuss their future together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182620 +0000" stop="20260816191853 +0000" channel="C954.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Week - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Diane raises eyebrows while settling in as a new partner at Reddick, Boseman &amp; Kolstad. Maia continues to deal with the repercussions of her family's Ponzi scheme. Lucca and Maia unexpectedly pick up a new case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185051 +0000" stop="20260816191716 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything is Fine - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Eleanor dies and winds up in an afterlife paradise reserved for only the most ethical people, she realizes she's been mistaken for somebody else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191716 +0000" stop="20260816193855 +0000" channel="C955.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Eleanor wants Chidi to teach her to be a good person, so he insists that she participate in a neighborhood cleanup instead of learning to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184219 +0000" stop="20260816192516 +0000" channel="C956.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Material World - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alicia and Diane consider merging their firms in the wake of Will's death, even as they find themselves on opposite sides of a contentious divorce suit. Meanwhile, Alicia offers assistance to Finn when it becomes clear that the State's Attorney is looking for a scapegoat in the Jeffrey Grant case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182256 +0000" stop="20260816190529 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honeymoon - S05E03</title>
    <desc>While honeymooning, Cassie and Sam help a new friend reconcile with her brother. Grace attempts to speed up time after a break-up. Sparks fly between Abigail and Blairsville’s mayor. Martha freezes at her TV audition. Nick ghost hunts at Grey House with a friend, who’s looking for more than spirits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190529 +0000" stop="20260816194715 +0000" channel="C957.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Cassie hosts a guest with a surprising secret. Sam’s visiting friend needs medical expertise but the cure may lie in Cassie’s intuition. Grace interns for Abigail at City Hall and faces competition from a fellow intern. Martha prepares the first episode of her show, and Stephanie considers her romantic options.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180440 +0000" stop="20260816183342 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grief Encounter - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Phoebe loses her patience when Gary backs out of a part in Noël Coward's new film, because he doesn't want to be recognised in it in the 1990s. She gets a part as an extra, but does she have more than a Brief Encounter on her mind? Gary thinks so, and barges in on the set.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183342 +0000" stop="20260816190219 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 'ouses in Between - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Yvonne sells Nature Boy cosmetics for a multi-million sum. Gary travels back through the time gate in Ducketts Passage, arriving on a foggy night, where things don't look quite usual for the 1940s. At the Royal Oak, he finds it's the 1880s, hough the policeman and a music-hall singer look strangely familiar. He is accused of being Jack the Ripper when two murders occur close by on the two nights he's there. While escaping the mob, he meets the real Ripper...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190219 +0000" stop="20260816193114 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just in Time - S06E06</title>
    <desc>When a workman arrives from the far future to mend a hole in the space-time corridor, Gary must decide where his future lies. He leaves the shop to Ron, who promptly sells the entire stock on credit to a strange young man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193114 +0000" stop="20260816200019 +0000" channel="C958.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How I Won the War - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A trip to northern France to entertain the troops forces Gary to play the hero following the sudden invasion by the Germans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181734 +0000" stop="20260816184020 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Air to Eternity - S02E12</title>
    <desc>P.J. is afraid of heights, and he's afraid to tell his dad.</desc>
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    <title>Peg o' the Jungle - S01E61</title>
    <desc>Goofy teaches Pete to be a man with sensitivity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190314 +0000" stop="20260816192602 +0000" channel="C959.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Partners in Grime - S01E62</title>
    <desc>Pete and Goof are partners in a ctaering business.</desc>
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    <title>A Pizza the Action - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Goofy takes a failing pizza franchise, thanks to Pete.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180346 +0000" stop="20260816182532 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Careful What You Wish For… - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Samantha has found someone who will grant her three wishes. But now Sam’s wishes are turning her life into a living nightmare!</desc>
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    <title>Attack of the Mutant (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Skipper Matthews has an awesome comic book collection. His favorite one is called The Masked Mutant. It's about an evil supervillian who's out to rule the universe! Skipper can't get enough of The Mutant. Until one day he gets lost in a strange part of town. And finds a building that looks exactly like The Mutant's headquarters. A building that appears and disappears. Has Skipper read one too many comic books? Or does The Masked Mutant really live in Riverview Falls?</desc>
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    <title>Attack of the Mutant (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Skipper Matthews has an awesome comic book collection. His favorite one is called The Masked Mutant. It's about an evil supervillain who's out to rule the universe! Skipper can't get enough of The Mutant. Until one day he gets lost in a strange part of town. And finds a building that looks exactly like The Mutant's secret headquarters. A building that appears and disappers. Has Skipper read one too many comic books? Or does The Masked Mutant really live in Riverview Falls?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190945 +0000" stop="20260816193533 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Hare Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trick cards, floating scarves, disappearing doves. Tim Swanson loves magic tricks. Someday he wants to be a real magician. Just like his all-time favorite hero, Amaz-O. But then Tim goes to Amaz-O's show. And he finds out his idol is a total grump. That's when Tim decides to steal the bag of tricks. Amaz-O's bag of secret tricks. Scary tricks. The one that makes a person really disappear. And that talking rabbit...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193533 +0000" stop="20260816195720 +0000" channel="C960.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Headless Ghost - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows about Hill House. It's the biggest tourist attraction in town. That's because it's haunted. Haunted by the ghost of a thirteen-year-old boy. A boy with no head! Duane and Stephanie love Hill House. It's dark. And creepy. And totally scary. Still, they've never actually seen the ghost. Until the night they decide to go on a search. A search for his head...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184207 +0000" stop="20260816192519 +0000" channel="C961.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Coffeepot Restaurant - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gordon and his team make renovations and create a fresh new menu for a failing Cajun restaurant in New Orleans in an attempt to revive it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180337 +0000" stop="20260816184518 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dan de Fleurette - S03E04</title>
    <desc>During the first day of school, Jenny takes her place as the new Queen Bee. Lily returns home to find that things are not as she left them. At NYU, a famous actress enrolls is assigned to be Vanessa's roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184518 +0000" stop="20260816192651 +0000" channel="C962.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rufus Getting Married - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Lily and Rufus decide to move up their wedding date, but complications arise. Chuck discovers a secret that Carter has been keeping from Serena. Dan and Vanessa are pulled into one of Georgina’s schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182559 +0000" stop="20260816191246 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>North Cornwall 2014 - S14E02</title>
    <desc>Rebecca Sturrock has returned to her family home in Cornwall with her partner Gregory Kewish and a highly ambitious plan. Together they will transform a small, damp, single-storey bungalow into a cutting-edge home on a budget of just £80,000. With rain and wind hammering the site, however, it soon becomes dangerously clear they may have bitten off more than they can chew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191246 +0000" stop="20260816195957 +0000" channel="C964.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milton Keynes 2014 - S14E03</title>
    <desc>Peter Berkin and his wife Chard have decided to build a new home at the bottom of their garden. Problem is, right from the start they can't agree on any part of the design - even the basic shape.

Peter wants the new house to feature a workshop where he can build a plane. He wants the house to be round. Chard however wants it to be square and practical.

Peter aims to spend £400K, Chard wants to keep the budget around £200K.

With Peter building as much of the house as he can himself, helped by his mates, and Chard taking control of the money and schedule, it looks like a recipe for disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180740 +0000" stop="20260816190541 +0000" channel="C965.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up, down and round the farm - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jeremy Clarkson makes his own take on a Ken Block-style car skidding video, James May tests the new VW Up GTI at the Eboladrome, and Richard Hammond smashed around Dubai in a high-poweredtank called the Ripsaw. Plus, Preacher star Dominic Cooper goes against comedian Bill Bailey in Celebrity Face Off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183438 +0000" stop="20260816191812 +0000" channel="C966.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>W-O-M-A-N, Mark Woman - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The team hurries to finish the '69 Dodge Daytona; a leadership dispute is settled in an old-fashioned manner; Daren strikes back when Mark won't allow him to sign for deliveries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180143 +0000" stop="20260816182348 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not What He Seems - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After agents Powers and Trigger take Stan into custody, Dipper and Mabel begin to wonder how much they actually know about their Grunkle Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182348 +0000" stop="20260816185252 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tale of Two Stans - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Cornered underneath the Mystery Shack, Stan must finally reveal the secrets of his past and his mysterious portal to Dipper and Mabel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185252 +0000" stop="20260816191457 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Dipper finds an unlikely friend to join him with his newest obsession — a board game called “Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons.”</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191457 +0000" stop="20260816193702 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stanchurian Candidate - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Grunkle Stan decides to run for mayor, Dipper and Mabel have their work cut out for them trying to turn their gaffe-prone uncle into the perfect candidate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193702 +0000" stop="20260816195907 +0000" channel="C967.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Mabelcorn - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A new threat leads Mabel to venture into the enchanted realm of the unicorns. Meanwhile, Dipper learns an unexpected twist about the enigmatic Bill Cipher.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180024 +0000" stop="20260816182159 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beef's Craig Beef Adventure - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Wolf discovers that Beef secretly wants a jet ski, he formulates a plan to get it. Then, Ham bonds with a novelty singing fish toy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182159 +0000" stop="20260816184335 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skidmark Holmes Adventure - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Judy's murder mystery party doesn't go exactly as planned and Alyson invites herself on a date with Beef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184335 +0000" stop="20260816190511 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tasteful Noods Adventure - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ham is assigned an after-school job at a restaurant as part of "Careers Week," and gets an unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Moon develops a crush on an older woman.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190511 +0000" stop="20260816192646 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Beef Hunting Adventure - S02E08</title>
    <desc>During Thanksgiving week, the Tobin kids and Honeybee take part in an old family tradition called The Beef Hunt. Meanwhile, Beef wrestles with his greatest fear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192646 +0000" stop="20260816194824 +0000" channel="C968.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Tusk Til Dawn Adventure - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Former celebrity mountain man, Tusk Johnson, returns to Lone Moose with a big favor to ask of Beef and Wolf. Meanwhile, Honeybee enters a contest to win her own mall kiosk.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183542 +0000" stop="20260816192516 +0000" channel="C969.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here's Looking at You, Kid - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When a secret gunsight is stolen, Bill asks Ralph for help in solving the case. However, Ralph runs into problems when he keeps turning invisible unexpectedly, and must deal with the pressure of meeting Pam's parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182334 +0000" stop="20260816184834 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water, Water Everywhere - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mr. Haney has Willie the well-witcher to witch him a new well. But when Mr. Haney has plenty of water, Oliver loses his water. The same thing happens when Oliver has a new well witched, then the Ziffels run out of water. When they get a new well, then  Mr. Drucker runs out of water. Oliver decides that Hooterville should open a reservoir. Soon afterwards, everyone has enough water, but when everyone turns on their faucets, they lose their electricity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184834 +0000" stop="20260816191338 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When the Ziffels go on a second honeymoon at Niagra Falls, they leave Arnold with Oliver and Lisa. While there, Arnold is drafted by the U.S. Army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191338 +0000" stop="20260816193756 +0000" channel="C970.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to See South America By Bus - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Oliver ends up with a new client named Collins, who turns out to be a very attractive woman, whose first name is Amy, who wants Oliver's legal help about her farm. Oliver has to make regular visits to Amy's farm to help her with her farm. Lisa begins thinking that Oliver is cheating on her, and after hearing Doris Ziffel talking, believes that Oliver is going to kill her, and runaway to South America to elope with Amy. Little does Lisa know the facts, and that Mrs. Ziffel was really talking about the recent episode of her favorite show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180527 +0000" stop="20260816183425 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Brew - S04E02</title>
    <desc>While searching through some ancient scrolls and paperwork left behind by the old squire, Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for a traditional local liquor. With the help of his staff, he goes into full-scale production, attracting customers from far and wide, including two whom he had hoped he had seen the last of.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183425 +0000" stop="20260816190330 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calendar Boys - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Bored with life on the farm, Marlene throws herself into charity work. As a by-product of her efforts, Boycie senses an opportunity to become Sir Aubrey. Marlene, with the help of their staff, tries to use her charity contacts to help her husband achieve his dream. Unfortunately, life is very rarely that simple, particularly where Boycie and Marlene are concerned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190330 +0000" stop="20260816193227 +0000" channel="C971.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal Instincts - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182100 +0000" stop="20260816190232 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dea Abscondita - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Bishop struggles to maintain his place within the family after another Zora crisis hits the Greenleafs; Grace attempts to convince Coralie not to take the district attorney's plea deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190232 +0000" stop="20260816194512 +0000" channel="C972.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway Train - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Bishop wrestles with signing the divorce papers on the weekend of his Silver Jubilee celebration. Grace realizes her father will need help at Calvary when Lady Mae is gone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180713 +0000" stop="20260816184756 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Trippin' - S18E14</title>
    <desc>Tensions at Grey Sloan Memorial rise as the effects of the physician shortage begin to show. Meanwhile, Meredith struggles to step away from work as she spends a sick day at home with Zola, and the hospital receives an unexpected visitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184756 +0000" stop="20260816192917 +0000" channel="C973.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Put It to the Test - S18E15</title>
    <desc>Bailey is on edge when an accreditation council stops by Grey Sloan to review the residency program, while Richard sets an assessment of his own for the same day. Meanwhile, Nick returns to Seattle to perform a first-of-its-kind operation with Meredith.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181235 +0000" stop="20260816185526 +0000" channel="C974.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>La Llorona - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Despite the enthusiastic anticipation of the city’s residents for Halloween, a series of horrifying child abductions make their way to Portland, quickly spoiling the holiday spirit. Nick and Hank join forces with Valentina Espinosa, a mysterious detective from Albuquerque, to help find and capture the elusive suspect. Meanwhile, Monroe celebrates the holiday in fine style as he teaches the neighborhood bullies a lesson.</desc>
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    <title>The Hour of Death - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When a brutal vigilante homicide is made public, it sends Portland’s Wesen community into a frenzy. As Nick investigates further, he discovers a pattern similar to that of a particularly brutal line of past Grimms. Is there another Grimm in town, or is Nick dealing with a sadistic copycat? Meanwhile, Captain Renard takes it upon himself to offer Juliette comfort in handling her ongoing dilemma with Nick.</desc>
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    <title>Mike the Director - S05E23</title>
    <desc>In a moment of introspection as he prepares to graduate, Mike wrestles with self-doubt about his ability as a director.</desc>
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    <title>Weekend at Mike's - S05E24</title>
    <desc>With Jason's wallet missing, the Seavers must rely on others to provide them with room and board while their house is being fumigated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185500 +0000" stop="20260816191819 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ben's Movie - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Ben casts a girl he likes as the lead in his home movie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191819 +0000" stop="20260816194143 +0000" channel="C975.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Jason and Mike head off together to inspect the mountain cabin Jason has inherited from his Uncle George.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181249 +0000" stop="20260816183346 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleaning Out My Closet - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The pressures of being just a legacy at "Zoey University" get the better of Junior - can he ever get out of her shadow? Doug spends all his savings on making a concert a success, causing Aaron to question why he's been footing Doug's bills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183346 +0000" stop="20260816185439 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cash In Cash Out - S05E18</title>
    <desc>In honor of the Gammas' annual Last Chance Dance, Junior debates telling Annika how he feels about her, even though he's friends with her boyfriend. Zoey has a setback at Anti-Muse, sending her into a panic about her future.</desc>
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    <title>Shoot My Shot - S06E01</title>
    <desc>The crew hits up a music festival before parting ways for the summer. After lunch with his dad, Andre suffers from “analysis paralysis” about choosing a major, his relationship with Annika, and his plans for the upcoming school year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191521 +0000" stop="20260816193614 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reachin' 2 Much - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Andre and Annika have big expectations for their first time. After three months of living together, Zoey and Aaron have to make decisions about their future. Doug hosts a party featuring Anderson .Paak &amp; The Free Nationals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193614 +0000" stop="20260816195704 +0000" channel="C976.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Zaara grows frustrated when Andre starts treating her like a therapist instead of a friend. Kiela and Annika are surprised by how much they enjoy game night at the sober dorms. Doug urges Aaron to sit with his feelings.</desc>
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    <title>Thick 'n' Thin - S05E16</title>
    <desc>A quarrel between two partners in homesteading escalates to the point of gunfire. Matt tries to make peace between them by locking them up together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184831 +0000" stop="20260816191447 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Groat's Grudge - S05E17</title>
    <desc>An ex-Confederate waits to settle the score with the Union man whose unit cost him a loved one and property in the late war.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191447 +0000" stop="20260816194103 +0000" channel="C977.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Tom - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Despite a serious heart condition, onetime prizefighter Tom Burr is determined to go through with his plans to fight vicious Hob Creel. The only way Matt can stop the mismatch and save Burr's life is to fight Creel himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181534 +0000" stop="20260816185716 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flipping the Switch - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise at the office, as Gordon and Donna's personal life spills into work. Joe meets with the MacMillan board.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185716 +0000" stop="20260816194007 +0000" channel="C978.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rules of Honorable Play - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Donna and Cameron have a hard time coming to a mutual agreement on their acquisition. Gordon discovers the importance of teamwork through laser tag.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183104 +0000" stop="20260816192504 +0000" channel="C979.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardian of the Abyss - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Australian antique dealer Laura Stephens buys an old mirror in a job lot at an auction. While she and fellow dealer Mike Roberts are looking at it, the sinister Simon Andrews makes a high offer for the mirror, but Laura turns him down. On the drive home, Mike Roberts picks up a runaway called Alison, who says she has escaped from the sinister Choronzan Society. During their chat she identifies the mirror as a 'scrying glass', a fact that leads Mike into a world of human sacrifice and devil worship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183140 +0000" stop="20260816193418 +0000" channel="C980.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crossing - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Captured by Gilead, June faces a vengeful Aunt Lydia and endures a torturous interrogation. Nick and Lawrence collaborate to protect June. In Toronto, Luke struggles with how to help June and Hannah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181450 +0000" stop="20260816183849 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pat Lightly - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Renaldo wants to build a fence to keep his dog from getting into his neighbor's yard. Before the Butterfly Conservatory's grand opening, Rusty accidentally lets a butterfly escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183849 +0000" stop="20260816190247 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunny in the Basement - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Manny and the tools search for a missing bunny near Mr. Singh's basement who escaped from Cassie's pet store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190247 +0000" stop="20260816192646 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Eddie's Scooter - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Manny helps Fast Eddie ride his scooter without crashing as he has a problem delivering food to his customers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192646 +0000" stop="20260816195045 +0000" channel="C981.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chico Goes to Preschool - S03E22</title>
    <desc>It's Chico's first day in preschool as Manny and the tools build classroom cubbies for the kids at the preschool.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181848 +0000" stop="20260816184127 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Boyfriend's Jackson and There's Gonna Be Trouble - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A sneaky photographer takes a picture of Hannah and Jackson, causing everyone to think that Jackson and Hannah are a couple. Meanwhile, Oliver has a school assignment with Sarah and he finds himself liking her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184127 +0000" stop="20260816190401 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We are Family: Now Get Me Some Water! - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Miley offers to let Jackson be Hannah's personal assistant after he loses his job because of her. But Jackson's assistance turns out to be more stressful than helpful.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190401 +0000" stop="20260816192642 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schooly Bully - S01E23</title>
    <desc>A girl called "The Cracker" is constantly harassing Miley, so she turns to Roxy for ideas on how to stop the bully. Robbie and Jackson are wishin' that they hadn't gone fishin' when they get stuck in a cabin during a blizzard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192642 +0000" stop="20260816194924 +0000" channel="C982.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Idol Side of Me - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Amber and Ashley are up to their old tricks again, only this time Miley and Lilly devise a plan to give one of the girls a taste of her own medicine. A persnickety pooch named Oscar drives Robbie and Jackson batty with its constant barking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180406 +0000" stop="20260816184710 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Futamono - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a city councilman's body is found in a parking lot, intertwined with a tree, the artistry and missing organs suggest the work of the Chesapeake Ripper. Jack and the team race against time to catch the Ripper while he's still on his killing spree. When Will suggests the possibility that the Ripper is filling his pantry with the victims' organs, Jack crashes Hannibal Lecter's dinner party to collect evidence and test the meat for human DNA. Jack's growing suspicions drive Alana even closer to Hannibal, believing he is the victim of a witch hunt. Meanwhile, clues from the tree man help the BAU zero in on a location they believe the Ripper used.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184710 +0000" stop="20260816193016 +0000" channel="C983.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yakimono - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Jack Crawford’s star pupil Miriam Lass is found alive, she becomes the FBI’s best hope to identifying the Chesapeake Ripper, but her foggy memory complicates the search. Evidence found at the site of Miriam’s rescue exonerates Will Graham of any involvement in the Ripper and Copycat cases, and he is released from the asylum. Will warns Dr. Chilton that he could be in danger due to his intimate knowledge of the Ripper case, but when Chilton tries to confide in Jack that he shares Will’s fears about Hannibal, he is rebuffed — no evidence has been found against Hannibal, despite the FBI’s efforts. Meanwhile, Jack wastes no time in reinstating Will on the BAU team as they hunt for the Ripper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180444 +0000" stop="20260816182930 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goin' to Chicago - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Richie, Potsie, and Ralph go on a trip to Chicago with the school choir.  Not wanting to stay in their hotel room all night, they decide to sneak out and see a show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182930 +0000" stop="20260816185505 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fonzie Moves in - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With Howard's hardware store about to face new competition, the Cunninghams decide they need to rent the room above their garage to generate extra income.  Howard is shocked when Richie rents it to Fonzie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185505 +0000" stop="20260816192010 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Motorcycle - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Fonzie finds his his bike in pieces, and the search is on to find out who did it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192010 +0000" stop="20260816194545 +0000" channel="C984.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearless Fonzarelli (1) - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Worried that he's losing his cool, Fonzie attempts to jump 14 garbage cans on his motorcycle. The stunt will be televised on You Wanted to See It.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181739 +0000" stop="20260816183908 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Storm Before the Calm - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Penny insists that she's fine after her breakup with Pete, but the gang begin to wonder when she writes a play entitled "Black Plague: A Love Story" and asks Derrick and his theater group to stage it. Meanwhile a marketing group asks Alex and Max to be taste makers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183908 +0000" stop="20260816190044 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ballad of Lon Sarofsky - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The gang is shocked when Penny rebounds from her breakup with Pete by having a torrid affair with the last man on earth they'd pick for her -- the Car Czar. To make matters worse, she's temporarily living with Brad and Jane, who end up acting like disapproving parents. Meanwhile the friends pressure Max to get a job so he'll stop sponging off them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190044 +0000" stop="20260816192204 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-sabotagable - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Chase, the ex-roommate whose life Max ruined, says he'd like to take revenge and do the same thing to Max, but Max's life is so pathetic it's "un-sabotagable." Max vows to prove him wrong and asks Jane to help him get his act together. Meanwhile, Alex asks the rest of the gang for help when Dave challenges her to finally use her stockpile of Groupons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192204 +0000" stop="20260816194340 +0000" channel="C985.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deuce Babylove 2: Electric Babydeuce - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Penny's mom, Dana, and Dave's dad, Big Dave, are in town visiting, and these two lovebirds are not only going strong, they've decided to adopt a baby together, prompting Penny and Dave to react the only way they know how - irrationally. Meanwhile, Brad and Jane decide to try to join an exclusive tennis club, but unfortunately Max is on the scent and they can't shake him...or Alex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183600 +0000" stop="20260816193348 +0000" channel="C986.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Catherine Cawood is a sergeant in a small town in West Yorkshire, riddled with a drug culture that seems impossible to tackle. Kevin Weatherill is an accountant in a large company run by his late father's best friend, Nevison. When Nevison refuses to pay Kevin's daughter's school fees, which Kevin believes Nevison owes him, Kevin orchestrates a kidnapping plot with local thugs Ashley Cowgill and Tommy Lee Royce against Nevison's daughter, Ann. Only for the whole thing to backfire. Sergeant Catherine Cawood lives with her recovering heroin addict sister and brings up her eight-year-old grandson, Ryan. Whilst visiting Ryan's teacher regarding his behavioural problems, Catherine reveals her daughter was raped by Tommy Lee Royce and so committed suicide shortly after giving birth to Ryan, leaving Catherine to bring Ryan up alone. The episode ends with a very anxious Kevin entering Catherine's West Yorkshire police station to report the kidnapping. But he changes his mind at the last minute.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182905 +0000" stop="20260816191744 +0000" channel="C987.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Camp with the Chicago Bears #5 - S23E05</title>
    <desc>​Bears GM Ryan Poles, coach Matt Eberflus and their staffs face a number of tough decisions as the team heads into Week 1.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181208 +0000" stop="20260816183342 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les' Big Gamble - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Les flips out when his security guard shouts at a customer. Then, the staff squirms when Seth and Ashley clash over whether or not to buy a collection of venomous reptiles and hissing roaches. And, disgusted by their security staff's performance, the Golds decide it's time to find a new head of security.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183342 +0000" stop="20260816185449 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold at Gunpoint - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Les takes Ashley and Seth to the pawn shop his Grandfather started in downtown Detroit. Then, a dominatrix brings her gear into the shop; will the Golds show this madam the door? And, Seth surprises his father with an emotional birthday present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185449 +0000" stop="20260816191645 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crazy Cash - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's close encounters of the strange kind when Les is presented with an item that's alleged to communicate with aliens. Then, Seth squares off with a customer who flips out when she can't get her earrings out of pawn. Plus, an ex-adult film star brings in a big box of his biggest hits to the shop. And, Ashley is reduced to tears when she and Seth trade blows over a lost sale.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191645 +0000" stop="20260816193840 +0000" channel="C988.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Bet - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Les challenges Seth to a high stakes sales competition. As the battle heats up, Les faces his most dangerous customer yet. Will security step in or will Les throw down? Plus, Ashley goes toe-to-toe with a customer who won't take no for an answer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181358 +0000" stop="20260816183653 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catwoman - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Harley &amp; Ivy team up with Catwoman to steal a museum artifact that’s been boobytrapped by Dr. Trap. Meanwhile, Dr. Psycho tries to prove himself as a leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183653 +0000" stop="20260816185949 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thawing Hearts - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Harley and crew try to infiltrate Mr. Freeze’s lair only to become human lab rats for his experiments to find a cure for his cryogenically frozen wife, Nora.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185949 +0000" stop="20260816192244 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batman's Back, Man - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Bruce Wayne awakens from his coma to find Gotham in shambles. Meanwhile, Two-Face attempts to forge a criminal alliance with Bane, to be the only two Big Bads left in Gotham.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192244 +0000" stop="20260816194539 +0000" channel="C989.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Best Inmates Have Daddy Issues - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harley &amp; Ivy spot a seemingly sane Joker, they debate whether people can change – revisiting a flashback about Harleen Quinzel's first day at Arkham.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180717 +0000" stop="20260816181851 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Gets the Crest - S03E03</title>
    <desc>After 30 years of failed attempts, X the Eliminator acquires the crest on Birdman's helmet. Convinced that he's powerless without his crest, Harvey falls apart, stops shaving and loses a case defending Ricochet Rabbit from charges of wanton and willful destruction. X, on the other hand, turns his life around. He starts fighting for the cause of all that is good, winds up in newspaper headlines and on afternoon talk shows. With X hanging around with rock stars, Harvey running around in his skivvies plotting revenge and Ricochet on psychotropic drugs, things look pretty bleak.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181851 +0000" stop="20260816183024 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bird Girl of Guantanamole - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Phil brings his daughter to work and  Birdgirl is desperate to be part of the Birdteam. She sets out to prove her superhero and litigating and superhero litigating skills. She also arrives just in time to help Harvey defend Morocco Mole on charges of being an enemy combatant. Phil has the hots for Birdgirl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183024 +0000" stop="20260816184148 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turner Classic Birdman AKA: Busy Day for Birdman - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Turner Classic Movies’ Robert Osborne introduces a “recently discovered” episode of the “classic” Birdman series.  In this episode, a pre-law Harvey encounters a few of his future courtroom adversaries who try to kill him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184148 +0000" stop="20260816185321 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Valley of the Dinosaurs - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When the whirlpool in Potamus' office sucks them back into pre-history, Harvey, Potamus, Peanut and Phil must find their way back to the office. Or rather, Harvey needs to find his way back, as the rest want to stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185321 +0000" stop="20260816190455 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evolutionary War - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Cavey Jr.'s school refuses to teach evolution, Captain Caveman turns to Harvey to defend the hairy little boy's right to an education. Harvey does not only have to prove evolution but also explain the existence of a talking caveboy. As if that's not enough, Harvey also suffers his latest existential crisis at the hands of Reducto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190455 +0000" stop="20260816191630 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Free Magilla - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Animal Rights activists break into Peebles' store to free Magilla and later sue him as well. Phil, Potamus and his nephews go on a fishing trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191630 +0000" stop="20260816192807 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of Birdgirl - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Bird Girl returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192807 +0000" stop="20260816193944 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mindless - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Mentok loses Spyro's mind after a mind-swap, and must watch over Spyro's body during his date. Harvey brings Top Cat home, who gets Harvey implicated in gambling schemes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193944 +0000" stop="20260816195124 +0000" channel="C990.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation - S03E11</title>
    <desc>An insight look into working at Sebben and Sebben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180145 +0000" stop="20260816185254 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Lucky, I Guess - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A middle-aged mainland hardware salesman uses a prostitute, and then witnesses her murder by a mobster. He refuses to testify because of the damage to his reputation and that he doesn't want to be involved. McGarrett must persuade him to do the right thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185254 +0000" stop="20260816194339 +0000" channel="C992.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And a Time to Die... - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Five-O must act swiftly when the daughter of a top neurosurgeon is kidnapped by Wo Fat in order to make the surgeon operate on a wounded U.S. undercover agent who is carrying secret inforrmation of use to the Chinese.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183134 +0000" stop="20260816192106 +0000" channel="C993.261.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny James, Waylon Jennings, Connie Smith - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sonny James - "Midnight Mood" and "Running Bear." 
 Waylon Jennings - "Only Daddy" and "Lonely Weekends." 
 Connie Smith - "Cry, Cry, Cry" and "Ribbon of Darkness." 
 Buck Owens - "Crying Time" and "Sam's Place." 
 Roy Clark - "Overdue Blues."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182745 +0000" stop="20260816191014 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>8 Chefs Compete - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Chef Ramsay pits the red team against the blue team in two intense challenges. The winning team celebrates in high style while the losing team is left behind to fulfill drab duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191014 +0000" stop="20260816195318 +0000" channel="C994.262.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7 Chefs Compete - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The 7 remaining chefs visit New York City, where they tour BLT Steak (the future home for the winner) and take bites of the Big Apple's cornucopia of ethnic foods. Their challenge when they return to Hell's Kitchen: prepare ethnic dishes themselves. For the winners it's a day at the beach, while the losers must prepare for dinner service, at which both teams have difficulty with sea bass. When it's over, Chef Ramsay cuts the field to six.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180244 +0000" stop="20260816182516 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Need - S01E16</title>
    <desc>An inventor called Zicran visits the Royal Palace to deliver a Transmutator machine to Man-At-Arms, accompanied by his daughter Ileena, a friend of Teela's.  Ileena is vulnerable and lacking in self-confidence, feeling inferior compared to Teela's agility.

Meanwhile, an evil sorcerer called Jarvan, who was previously defeated by He-Man and Man-At-Arms, has escaped from the prison mines and has set his sights on the Transmutator.  Preying on Ileena's depression, he disguises himself as a kindly old woman and gives Ileena a 'magic potion' that will boost her confidence and strength.  But the potion contains a dangerous drug, and Ileena soon finds herself addicted to the drug, and almost causes several serious accidents while under its effects.  She also finds herself unwittingly obeying Jarvan's commands, and helps him to obtain the Transmutator!  Can the heroic warriors cure Ileena's addiction before she causes more damage to herself and the people around her?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182516 +0000" stop="20260816184749 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daimar the Demon - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While bored, Orko casts a spell to bring a small, cute creature called Daimar, from a book about the dimension of darkness, to Eternia.  But Daimar doesn't stay cute for long- he soon turns into a giant demon and is threatening to overcome Grayskull with his power, which Skeletor is also determined to acquire for himself!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184749 +0000" stop="20260816191024 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dragon's Gift - S01E18</title>
    <desc>An ambassador from another kingdom visits the Royal Palace to present King Randor with a gift.  But Man-At-Arms recognises the man as Skeletor in disguise, and in an attempt to stop him, is turned into a crystal statue.  He-Man and Teela must journey to the Isles of Darksmoke, where the great and ancient dragon Granamyr knows the only spell to reverse the effect on Man-At-Arms.

But their task proves far from easy- for not only is Granamyr suspicious of humans and reluctant to help them, but he says he will only give them the spell if they cut down the living tree named Skytree.  Will He-Man willingly take a life if it is the only way to save that of his friend?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191024 +0000" stop="20260816193257 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shaping Staff - S01E19</title>
    <desc>While entertaining the Royal Family with his magic, Orko finds his act interrupted by a strange sorceress called Majestra.  Majestra performs a trick in which she appears to make the King vanish then reappear- but in fact, Majestra is really Evil-Lyn in disguise, and has teleported the King to the dungeon and replaced him with a disguised Beast Man!

Evil-Lyn has found a magical Shaping Staff which can transform anything into whatever the holder wishes- and under their disguises, Evil-Lyn and Beast Man set about causing havoc around the palace, turning each member of the Royal Family into helpless animals, while Skeletor awaits them at Grayskull with his latest creation- an evil version of He-Man, called Faker!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193257 +0000" stop="20260816195528 +0000" channel="C995.263.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cosmic Comet - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Skeletor has gained control of the Cosmic Comet above Eternia, and intends to use it to blow open the jaw bridge of Grayskull.  He-Man, Teela, Man-At-Arms, The Sorceress and Orko set out to stop Skeletor's scheme, with the help of Zagraz, a wizard with power over comets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181659 +0000" stop="20260816184033 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turnabout - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Skeletor is punished by a magical belt that prevents him from being evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184033 +0000" stop="20260816190358 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mekaneck's Lament - S01E12</title>
    <desc>While trying to acquire better powers, Mekaneck unwittingly sets a dangerous villain free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190358 +0000" stop="20260816192730 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Shadowbeasts - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Skeletor unleashes fierce noctural creatures to destroy Castle Grayskull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192730 +0000" stop="20260816195057 +0000" channel="C996.264.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underworld - S01E14</title>
    <desc>In Subternia, He-Man and King Rador must prevent Skeletor from attacking Castle Grayskull from below.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182624 +0000" stop="20260816190947 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Terror - S03E18</title>
    <desc>King Augeus had gone mad.  Believing himself Zeus, the King ordered Aphrodite's temple to be rededicated to Hera.  The evil goddess herself offered Augeus godly powers if he could kill Hercules by sunset.  Aphrodite, angered by the king's actions, stepped in to reclaim her temples and protect the townspeople.  Augeus  - assisted by Hera - managed to imprison Aphrodite briefly, but the goddess joined forces with Hercules and battled the king until his delusion lifted.  Augeus wasn't quite back to normal, however: Now he believed he was Ulysses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190947 +0000" stop="20260816195410 +0000" channel="C997.265.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Beginning - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Hercules was in the middle of a fight with bullies when Autolycus stopped time.  Autolycus had stolen the Cronus Stone from King Quallius' palace museum.  Suddenly he traveled five years back in time.  Hercules witnessed the first meeting of Ares and Serena, the Golden Hind Hercules had married and lost.  When Ares tried to kill her, Hercules forced the god of war to spare the Hind's human half.  Later, when he and Autolycus returned to the present, Hercules encountered Serena, now a happy wife and mother.  History had changed, wiping out everything they shared together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181248 +0000" stop="20260816183540 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arnold's Thanksgiving - S03E27</title>
    <desc>Arnold and Helga both think they are having the worst Thanksgivings ever. Arnold's Family are celebrating President's Day, and Olga is at the Pataki house. When Arnold and Helga go to Mr. Simmons' house, they discover he has a obnoxious family, so they think their families aren't so bad after all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183540 +0000" stop="20260816190002 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S03E35</title>
    <desc>There is a new kid at P.S. 118, but he isn't the playful type, and he doesn't know the definition of fun, so Arnold and the gang try to teach him to have fun and take a break off his busy schedual.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190002 +0000" stop="20260816192335 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Trouble - S03E36</title>
    <desc>Arnold, Gerald, Helga, and Pheobe are all chosen to work together on a History project, and Helga and Arnold pour pain on each other. Grandpa tells Arnold about his share of girl trouble with his now wife, Gertrude.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192335 +0000" stop="20260816194717 +0000" channel="C998.266.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Arnold's reputation is in danger when he recieves the blame of something Harold, Sid and Stinky did.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183319 +0000" stop="20260816191724 +0000" channel="C1000.289.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S15E14</title>
    <desc>The final episode of High Stakes Poker with this line-up sees an action-packed episode for Sean Dempsey. He flops a set, picks up pocket aces, turns a straight, and flops a straight. Dempsey then gets away from pocket kings on the river before getting lucky to win one board against Sameh Elamawy's pocket aces. The final few hands of the episode sees a new player enter the mix to make it a family affair as Tim Robl, father of Andrew, plays a few hands with the boys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180342 +0000" stop="20260816185216 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Life and Time of Dominic Florio Jr. - S05E19</title>
    <desc>An anti-abortion agitator sends a woman into premature labor; Jablonski can't get his 300 game sanctioned by the Bowling Congress; LaRue and Washington tape a home security video; Fay and Garibaldi resent Goldblume's relationship with Gina Srignoli.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185216 +0000" stop="20260816194052 +0000" channel="C1001.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>G.Q. - S05E20</title>
    <desc>The arson squad questions Jablonski about the fire at BowlMor Lanes; Hill remains angry at Renko over his hesitation under pressure; Bates and Coffey are assigned to make a wino presentable for his appearance in court; Furillo gets a copy of LaRue's slightly altered home security video; and Davenport puts her job on the line when she refuses to accept the security cops' version of an alleged window smashing at the volatile O'Neil Projects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181136 +0000" stop="20260816183704 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower - S02E27</title>
    <desc>When the Nazis construct a new communication tower near Stalag 13 -- one that is potentially deadly to the allies -- Hogan enlists a beautiful underground agent to help destroy the tower, with Kinchloe assigned to snap some incriminating photos of General Burkhalter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183704 +0000" stop="20260816190235 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon - S02E28</title>
    <desc>After receiving a "poor' rating from the Inspector General of prison camps, Colonel Klink brings in a stern new sergeant to discipline the prisoners. How can Hogan and his men make sure the camp's ruthless "discipline machine" has the shortest reign possible?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190235 +0000" stop="20260816192805 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Top Secret Top Coat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>A secret military document is mistakenly hidden in Colonel Klink's topcoat at a party, and a desperate Hogan must nab the document because of both its value to the allies and because Klink will be charged with treason and replaced at Stalag 13 if it is discovered in his possession.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192805 +0000" stop="20260816195334 +0000" channel="C1003.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Reluctant Target - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Klink becomes convinced that he is marked for assassination by a mysterious "Mr. X" after a series of close calls at the stalag. Could Hogan be behind the threats? Yes... but it's all part of a plan to masquerade as Klink in order to help a valuable underground agent escape from the camp!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180606 +0000" stop="20260816182843 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wilson's World - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Wilson decides to act more like others after a newspaper critic gives his performance a bad review.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182843 +0000" stop="20260816185120 +0000" channel="C1004.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Old, Something Blue - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Before Al and Ilene's wedding, Al tells the guys a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Communication Breakdown - S06E19</title>
    <desc>When the boys are using the phone too much, Tim has Dennis, Harry's son, install a second line.</desc>
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    <title>My Son, the Driver - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jill's worst fears come true when she predicts something bad will happen on the night Brad is first driving. He gets into a small accident, but little do they know the accident is a lot more serious than he admits.</desc>
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    <title>Insult to Injury - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Tim ignores his separated shoulder to break a Bob Vila record on Tool Time with a steamroller.</desc>
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    <title>Color Psychology - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A couple who runs a non-profit is investing in a property that provides transitional housing for women recovering from difficulties. Ben and Erin get scrappy and turn a neglected building into an uplifting oasis where new beginnings can flourish.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoners of War - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Events surrounding Saul and Carrie's final mission come to a conclusion.</desc>
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    <title>The Highway - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Kenda and Barry investigate a gun battle in a quaint family home that left one dead and two in critical condition; a woman is found beaten, strangled and stabbed on the roadside.</desc>
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    <title>La Famiglia - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Bayliss returns to duty to discover the bosses have renovated the squad room in an attempt to make everyone forget the tragedy of last May. Gharty and Ballard have also returned and Ballard debates about whether she should ask Falsone to the Lodge party. New detective, Rene Sheppard, tells her just to go for it. Seizing the opportunity, Lewis goes for it and asks Sheppard to the party; it seems that he and Barbara have separated and are on their way to divorce. Meanwhile, Falsone speculates if he should ask Sheppard to the party. The first case Bayliss catches, now partnered with Munch, involves the dismembered body of Angelo Faltislo, a friend of Gee's cousin, Mario Giardello. Stivers and Falsone's case is similar: Leo Grimaldi, another friend of Mario, is also found dead. When Gee goes to question cousin Mario, he finds Mario's body in the same condition as that of his friends. Gee's estranged son, Mike Giardello, an FBI agent in Arizona, returns for the funeral. Mike asks Falsone (w</desc>
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    <title>Brotherly Love - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sheppard and Lewis investigate the death of a man who has a twin brother. Gharty talks about wanting to live his life; he and Ballard go to the hospital to investigate the death of a teenager. Bayliss has an interest in Sheppard; later he seeks advice from Stivers, who tells him to get in line behind Lewis and Falsone. Lewis and Sheppard interview the remaining twin and his mother; she confirms his story, and they try to point to the dead twin's girlfriend. Meanwhile, the friend of the teenage victim in Ballard and Gharty's case confesses that his friend wasn't shot in Baltimore, but rather D.C.. He drove his friend back to Baltimore so their parent's wouldn't “kill them” for buying drugs in D.C.. Gee hopes to get the case moved to D.C. Mike Giardello puts in for his FBI transfer, but the only openings they have in the area are for liaisons to local police departments. He interviews with Gaffney, who is so open to the idea, he can't wait to tell Gee.</desc>
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    <title>Ralph Kramden, Inc. - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Ralph is named in a millionaire's will, but finds he was simply left a pet bird named Fortune.</desc>
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    <title>Young at Heart - S01E20</title>
    <desc>When Alice and Trixie complain about not doing things young people do, Ralph and Norton take them dancing and rollerskating</desc>
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    <title>A Dog's Life - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.</desc>
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    <title>Here Comes the Bride - S01E22</title>
    <desc>After Ralph advises him to be the head of his household, a lodge brother has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180214 +0000" stop="20260816182456 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chosen One - S01E13</title>
    <desc>An individual from Zoom's past arrives in Handler Corners to take Zoom back home so that he can fulfill his destiny as the "Chosen One.</desc>
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    <title>StormShocker! - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Battle Force 5 must defend "Zeke's Diner" from the Sarks when the diner has been teleported into a BattleZone.</desc>
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    <title>Cage Match - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Vert and Zoom must compete in a "Cage of Doom" against the Vandals while trying to outwit a BattleZone with its fiendish agenda.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191023 +0000" stop="20260816193305 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glitchin' - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After Spinner takes control of a Zentner, Zemerik captures him and forces him to show him the battle moves. Zemerik then tricks Spinner into using the techniques on the Battle Force 5!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193305 +0000" stop="20260816195544 +0000" channel="C1010.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold as Ice - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A super-cold BattleZone enables the Sark's computerized brains to work faster than ever! As a result, Agura and Stanford must put aside their rivalry to battle the hyper-accelerated Sark, a Sark Tangler and a giant Yeti!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181640 +0000" stop="20260816190039 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changes - S07E20</title>
    <desc>The team takes on the case of a lottery winner (Donal Logue) suffering from paralysis and multiple types of cancer, and they must figure out if it his new millionaire lifestyle that is making him sick. Meanwhile, Cuddy's mother threatens to sue the hospital over her treatment, and Foreman and Chase make a bet over who is repressing the uglier side of their personality more.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190039 +0000" stop="20260816194439 +0000" channel="C1012.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fix - S07E21</title>
    <desc>After losing a bet with Wilson over a boxing match, House is convinced that his fighter has an underlying medical condition that cost him the fight. While he tries to prove it, he leaves his team alone to help a bomb scientist who suffered a seizure. Meanwhile, House may be experimenting with a new drug to help his leg pain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180534 +0000" stop="20260816182915 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duking it Out Over His and Hers Wish Lists in Dallas - S78E02</title>
    <desc>Newlyweds Craig and Katherine have decided to buy their first home near Dallas. The problem is, they can't agree on anything that they want. He wants a new build, she wants an old home with character. He wants a two-story, she wants one. He loves carpet, she wants hardwood. She longs for a pool, he hates pools. If these two want to find a home in their budget, someone's going to have to give, but who?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182915 +0000" stop="20260816185127 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Houston Couple Wants Updated Home With Vintage Charm - S79E01</title>
    <desc>Darren and Kristen are a study in contrasts: she's a gun enthusiast who loves to hunt, he has a quiet passion for creating jewelry. Their priorities in their Houston house hunt are different as well. She wants a vintage cottage near downtown, he'd be happy in an updated 70's ranch style home in the suburbs. With $250,000 to spend, they'll both be making sacrifices to find a home in a competitive market.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185127 +0000" stop="20260816191517 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phoenix Couple Disagrees on Pretty Home for Her vs. Practical for Him - S79E02</title>
    <desc>The search for Ryan and Lydia's first home in Phoenix has been a major challenge. She's completely focused on a house that's pretty and reminds her of being on a farm in Maine, with no cactus. On top of all this, she wants a room where she can homeschool their kids, and a backyard space to raise chickens. Ryan, on the other hand, doesn't care what the house looks like, as long as it has a den and air conditioned workshop for his projects. Will they find a house that comes close to a compromise?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191517 +0000" stop="20260816193704 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Musical Tribute Artist Searches for a Home Fit for The King - S78E09</title>
    <desc>Musical tribute artist Leo has been impersonating a rock legend on stage since his teens. Now he and his wife, Ashley, are settling in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, and Leo is determined to find a home that's fit for The King. Armed with a $250,000 budget, he hopes to find a house with grand style and luxurious touches, including crystal chandeliers and porcelain lions that greet him in the foyer. They also need space for a grand piano, and a room where Leo can rehearse his moves. Can the more conservative Ashley rein in Leo's lavish tastes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193704 +0000" stop="20260816195836 +0000" channel="C1013.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salt Lake Couple Look for Home With Supersized Laundry Room - S85E05</title>
    <desc>Tony met Jenny while he was her college soccer coach in Hawaii. Now they're back home in Salt Lake City, married, and pregnant with their first child. But before the baby comes, she wants a luxurious home in her parent's neighborhood with a grand staircase, home theater room, and a supersized laundry room. He just wants a nice view and, most importantly, something a little farther from the in-laws. Will Jenny outscore her favorite coach on this Great Salt Lake house hunt?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181918 +0000" stop="20260816190840 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 40 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Claire's absence causes problems for Frank on the campaign trail amid rumors of a marital rift. Claire tries to strike out on her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190840 +0000" stop="20260816195115 +0000" channel="C1014.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 41 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>As Claire begins exploring a campaign of her own, she and Frank engage in backdoor political maneuvering. But this time they're not on the same side.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181724 +0000" stop="20260816191115 +0000" channel="C1015.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rogue Prince - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Rhaenyra oversteps at the Small Council. Viserys is urged to secure the succession through marriage. Daemon announces his intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180405 +0000" stop="20260816182512 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landmarks - S06E23</title>
    <desc>When Ted is faced with an important decision that might affect his future with Zoey, the gang expresses their true feelings about her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182512 +0000" stop="20260816184635 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Challenge Accepted - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Robin and Barney bond when they intervene in Ted's relationship, and Marshall and Lily watch a ticking clock as he fears that he soon will be the victim of food poisoning.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184635 +0000" stop="20260816190811 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Man - S07E01</title>
    <desc>While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190811 +0000" stop="20260816192947 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Naked Truth - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192947 +0000" stop="20260816195101 +0000" channel="C1016.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ducky Tie - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181757 +0000" stop="20260816183854 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guitar Pickups; Heated Furniture; Water Well Cylinders; Nonconductive Tools - S32E06</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Guitar Pickups, Heated Furniture, Water Well Cylinders, and Nonconductive Tools and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183854 +0000" stop="20260816190043 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Innerspring Mattresses; Stand-Up Paddle Boards; Vacuum Cleaners - S32E07</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Innerspring Mattresses, Stand-Up Paddle Boards, and Vacuum Cleaners and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190043 +0000" stop="20260816192231 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belts; 3D Metal Printers; Detectable Warning Panels; Model Stirling Engines - S32E08</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Belts, 3D Metal Printers, Detectable Warning Panels, and Model Stirling Engines and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192231 +0000" stop="20260816194404 +0000" channel="C1017.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Compression &amp; Extension Springs; Micro Drill Bits; Skiffs; Painted Glass Backsplashes - S32E09</title>
    <desc>This episode demonstrates the production processes for Compression &amp; Extension Springs, Micro Drill Bits, Skiffs, and Painted Glass Backsplashes and shows how each is made.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181416 +0000" stop="20260816183544 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rolls-Royce Phantom - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Rolls-Royce Phantom. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183544 +0000" stop="20260816185713 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maserati Quattroporte - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Maserati Quattroporte. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185713 +0000" stop="20260816191846 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wiesmann MF5 - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Weismann MF5. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191846 +0000" stop="20260816194016 +0000" channel="C1018.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lamborghini Aventador - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Picture your dream car: it probably looks like a Lamborghini Aventador. Have you ever wondered just how that machine was made? Join the How It's Made crew as we go to its birthplace, revealing the inner workings and gorgeous exterior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182448 +0000" stop="20260816190655 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Matter Enigma - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Dark matter is the biggest mystery of the cosmos. Scientists know that it has been vital to the universe since its birth, and new discoveries reveal that it could create black holes, cause mass extinctions, and might even shape life on Earth itself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190655 +0000" stop="20260816194858 +0000" channel="C1019.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangest Alien Worlds - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A look at worlds much stranger than Earth. Some of these strange worlds don't have stars, others are made out of diamonds. Also: whether another Earth-like planet will ever be found.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181739 +0000" stop="20260816185858 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kissing the Machine - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Hunters attempt to "reprogram" a captive Regan. While the ETU work to locate their missing agent, they deal with the possibility that there could be a mole in their ranks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185858 +0000" stop="20260816194028 +0000" channel="C1020.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The More I See You - S01E08</title>
    <desc>While Regan reunites with a long-lost family member, Flynn self-destructs and Abby makes a bold move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182038 +0000" stop="20260816191838 +0000" channel="C1021.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tiger Troubles - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Albert is in Chinatown to close a deal with Phil and his brother-in-law, Charlie. However, Czech Charlie is a notorious hard-man and not one to ever consider conning, so when Phil collapses and dies, Albert decides to cut his losses and leave the con. But Charlie isn't pulling out. He wants his brother's cash by the end of the week or else! Can the team con half a million to save Albert's bacon?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182157 +0000" stop="20260816190631 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got to Sing Karaoke - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Joe Crouch wakes up one morning, and after 40 years of marriage, shoots his wife while she sleeps. He flees to Florida and embraces his fugitive life. He funds his hobbies by robbing banks. It is his love of karoake that gets him caught.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190631 +0000" stop="20260816195105 +0000" channel="C1022.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got Revenge - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Marshall Brown was 19 when he committed his first contract killing. A drug dealer put a hit out on Horace Morrison. Brown was soon convicted and spent the next 19 years in prison planning his escape. This is the story of his life on the run.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180141 +0000" stop="20260816185327 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A God in Colchester - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Messalina's behaviour becomes ever more outrageous and it seems that Claudius is the only one who is unaware of this.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185327 +0000" stop="20260816194647 +0000" channel="C1023.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old King Log - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Claudius remarries and makes his new step-son Nero his heir. His attempts to restore the Republic fail, but his scandalous written history survives.</desc>
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    <title>Equal Rights - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Lucy and Ethel demand equal rights for women. Okay, say Ricky and Fred at the restaurant: separate checks for the four of them. Thus begins Lucy and Ethel's careers as restaurant dishwashers. So they plot revenge: they'll scare their husbands by claiming to have been robbed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183516 +0000" stop="20260816190122 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Pictures - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Ricardos and the Applebys always brag to each other about their little sons. But when Lucy's and Caroline Appeby's exhanges turn hostile and sarcastic, Ricky worries that it will jeapordize a TV job that's been offered to him by Caroline's husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190122 +0000" stop="20260816192651 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Tells the Truth - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Ricky and the Mertzes bet Lucy that she can't go twenty-four hours without telling a lie. The outcome? Lucy insults all her friends and has to admit her real age, weight, and hair color.   But she nearly gets a part on a TV show, by telling the truth, more or less.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192651 +0000" stop="20260816195313 +0000" channel="C1025.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The French Revue - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ricky is planning a French revue for the club, and since Lucy is determined to be in it, she hires a Frenchman to coach her. When Ricky forbids her to come near the place, she tries various disguises, and finally succeeds as a chorus girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181906 +0000" stop="20260816190517 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iTake on Dingo - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After an episode of iCarly, some kids at school mention that a show on the Dingo Channel called "Totally Teri" used Random Dancing in an episode, calling it "Random Jumping". Carly and Sam soon realize there is more than that - they even spoofed Messing with Lewbert. So, Spencer and the iCarly team go to Hollywood to settle this, and to look for the frozen head of the founder, staying in a low-quality hotel where somebody was killed next to a window with a hobo named Hollywood. Visiting Dingo Studios, Carly and Sam learn the "Totally Teri" writers are plagiarizing iCarly skits for their own use, and they claim they have rights to do so, since they have money and power. Meanwhile, Spencer and Freddie find Charles Dingo's (the founder of Dingo studios) head and come up with a plan (along with Sam and Carly), since they have access to the head. The next day, the iCarly group threatens to release depictions of Dingo's head on iCarly.com unless the writers swear never to steal the show's ideas again; Afterwards, two of the writers end up on iCarly in a skit called "Bikini Dog Food Fight".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190517 +0000" stop="20260816192858 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iMust Have Locker 239 - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Sam and Freddie are forced to share the school's best locker after winning a contest to see how many Fat Cakes were in a jar. Meanwhile, Carly tries to get some art lessons from Spencer. Spencer teaches her about sculpting, but Carly wanted to learn how to draw a bunny after Sam and Freddie laughing at her drawing of one on iCarly. Spencer gets frustrated with her and Carly gets lessons from an art class. Spencer barges in, telling the teacher she is not teaching "art" right. At the end of Spencer and Carly's plot, Carly's art teacher and Spencer kissed. For Freddie and Sam's plot, Freddie offered Sam $200 for her half of their locker. Sam approved the offer. A few moments later, Sam's mom comes to pick Sam up, but inadvertently destroys Locker 239, with her car hitting the wall where the locker was standing. Sam jumps in the car with Freddie's money, leaving him face to face with Mr. Howard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192858 +0000" stop="20260816195239 +0000" channel="C1026.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>iTwins - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Sam has a twin sister named Melanie (Portrayed by Jennette McCurdy). Freddie is not convinced, and to try to prove it, he sees Melanie in person and invites her to a dance with him as his date. The plan to try to prove that Melanie is really Sam takes an unexpected turn when Melanie kisses Freddie, who then becomes extremely paranoid. Meanwhile, In the end, since Freddie refuses to believe it, Sam admits to Freddie that there is no Melanie. Satisfied, Freddie departs right before Melanie (who reveals that she still has romantic feelings for him) arrives to go to the mall with Sam and Carly. Meanwhile, Carly tries to tutor Chuck in math, and Spencer shows Carly how evil Chuck really is (with the help of a hidden video camera that Socko set up). Carly gets revenge on Chuck by telling him there's a new number called "dirf" between 5 and 6, and because of this, Chuck fails his math test and Spencer gives his dad a brochure about a summer math camp called Camp Add-m-Up, sending Chuck to math camp for the whole summer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181552 +0000" stop="20260816185931 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Short Way Round: Venice - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Karl is joined by Warwick Davis as they attempt to follow in the footsteps of Marco Polo. They begin their adventure in Venice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185931 +0000" stop="20260816194240 +0000" channel="C1027.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Short Way Round: India - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Karl and Warwick's journey continues as they make their way to India. Laughing yoga and parts in a Bollywood film are trumped after Karl experiences his first holiday highlight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182349 +0000" stop="20260816185239 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Towering Alan - S01E06</title>
    <desc>New developments at the BBC give Alan hope that he may be able to return to TV.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185239 +0000" stop="20260816192141 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talented Mr. Alan - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Alan's back and life is on the upswing: he's got the third-best slot on Radio Norwich, a girlfriend and a Lexus. While at the garage, Alan meets a former teacher, who is persuaded to let Alan give a talk at school about how he has "bounced back".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192141 +0000" stop="20260816195025 +0000" channel="C1028.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Colour of Alan - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alan is asked to present a sales conference for Dante's fireplaces of Reading, while Michael stays at the unfinished house after someone steals his front door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180045 +0000" stop="20260816182222 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of TP - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The guys analyze handwriting at the mall, steal food from customers' plates at a buffet, teach foreign languages that they do not speak to prospective students, and dance with strangers at the park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182222 +0000" stop="20260816184414 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Arted? - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, and shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184414 +0000" stop="20260816190613 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Loser Presents - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Q's dad makes an appearance in White Castle and serves up his own round of mischief. Also, the guys pose as bouncers at a nightclub and offer phony horoscope readings in a mall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190613 +0000" stop="20260816192741 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What'd I Eat - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The guys try to sell diamonds to unsuspecting couples ready to tie the knot, and pose as members of a very unwelcoming committee down at the boardwalk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192741 +0000" stop="20260816194936 +0000" channel="C1030.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Starfart Macchiato - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The guys share humiliating text messages in a quiet waiting room, shampoo women's hair at an upscale hair salon, and teach a driver's ed course that's a guaranteed fail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183700 +0000" stop="20260816192052 +0000" channel="C1031.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Virgil Tibbs returns to Sparta and joins the police force as chief of detectives.His arrival is  met with resistance from police chief Bill Gillespie - who resents having an officer hired without his approval.Virgil has trouble adjusting to the small, antiquated police force.Tibbs' first case is a racially charged murder case that is soon complicated when the suspect is murdered in his cell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180121 +0000" stop="20260816182323 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Hill House - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Maxwell insults a self-proclaimed witch, who casts a spell on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182323 +0000" stop="20260816184532 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Love (a.k.a. Two Guys One Girl) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Marion and Maxwell compete for the attention of a dance instructor. Meanwhile, Tiffany pretends to be Jamaican to impress a boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184532 +0000" stop="20260816190753 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pledge Allegiance - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When Tiffany's social life causes truancy trouble, Marion plots to make her party until she can party no more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190753 +0000" stop="20260816192954 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This is a Test - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Maxwell's girlfriend Shanna is more interested in her dog than in him. Marion crams for a physical therapist certification exam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192954 +0000" stop="20260816195212 +0000" channel="C1032.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Max Who Came to Dinner - S03E12</title>
    <desc>It appears that in the eye of Marion's grandma, he can do nothing right...whereas Maxwell can do nothing wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181452 +0000" stop="20260816183804 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Veracosa - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"Afro-phone" (does not air on Aspire)
"Vera De Milo: Veracosa, Mistress of Destruction"
"Cephus &amp; Reesie: The Christmas Album"
"Lil' Miss Trouble at the Museum"
"Homey D. Clown: Homey Claus"
Close featuring the infamous 25th episode cake incident, where David Alan Grier runs his finger through the cake and is subsequently caught and dumped, fanny-first, on top of it</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183804 +0000" stop="20260816190116 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny Abdul - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
"The Brothers Brothers: Tom and Tom for the Arizona Tourism Commission"
"Johnny Abdul—Saudi-Rock Star"
"The Last Orphan"
"Velma Mullholland"
"B.S. Brothers: Funky Finger Productions"
"The Head Detective" (the Aspire version cuts off the sketch after the end of the opening hospital scene)
Close featuring Rich Nice performing "Outstanding"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190116 +0000" stop="20260816192341 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Introducing..Fire Marshal Bill - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Keenen introduces new Fly Girl Carla Garrido in the show opener
"Mr. Squeegee"
"B.S. Brothers: Big Break"
"Fashion Tampons"
"Fire Marshall Bill: Home Safety"
"Homey D. Clown: Home E. Cheese"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192341 +0000" stop="20260816194641 +0000" channel="C1033.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dark Conscience - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Sketches include:
Keenen's grandmother operates the boom mic in the show opener
"Benita Butrell: Block Captain"
"Vanilla Ice - White White Baby" (featuring 2 Four 2 as backup dancers; cut from DVD)
"Al Macafee, Prom Chaperone"
"Oswald Meets the Parole Board" (featuring Wonderful Smith as a parole board member)
"My Dark Conscience"
"Fruit of the Loom Boxers"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181127 +0000" stop="20260816183637 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Field Trip - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board. A new girl, Lauren, has joined the school, and Will has taken a particular shine to her. The only problem is that she has eyes for Simon. Jay is on the lookout for a legendary Swanage MILF, and Neil is desperately trying to deflect the advances of an over-friendly teacher, Mr Kennedy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183637 +0000" stop="20260816184105 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Work Experience - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Following a disappointing Valentines Day a mix-up in the work experience programme means that Neil gets to work in a newspaper office whilst Will is stuck in a garage, where he gets stripped and thrown in a pond as an initiation ceremony. Unwisely he inadvertently invites a work colleague to the school disco, where Simon gets a pleasant surprise from a female admirer.A run-in with a younger boy, however, means that ultimately the boys end up facing their customary public humiliation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184105 +0000" stop="20260816190556 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will's Birthday - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's Will's seventeenth birthday and he is planning a dinner party but it clashes with a more popular bash so that his only guests are Neil, Jay, Simon and Simon's exchange student Patrice. Out of boredom they gate-crash the other party but only one of them is asked to stay and then bedded by the hostess as a sex object. The other four are sent packing. Needless to say none of those four are French.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190556 +0000" stop="20260816193001 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Out in London - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Will decides the boys should reinvent themselves as trendy clubbers and they drive to London in Simon's car, though to gain entry to the best club in town Simon must swap his trainers for a tramp's filthy old shoes. Neil cuts his penis weeing into a can and when Jay inspects the damage they are ejected as perverts. Can things get any worse for the lads? The wheel-clamping of Simon's car might provide the answer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193001 +0000" stop="20260816195432 +0000" channel="C1034.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duke of Edinburgh - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Will is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme, and immediately turns the situation to his advantage, using it as an opportunity to volunteer at an old peoples home to try and snare his former babysitter. The other boys help out, except for Simon who has problems of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183704 +0000" stop="20260816191908 +0000" channel="C1035.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piggin' in the Rain - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The gloomy weather doesn’t stop the crew from taking on a range of unique cases, including testy bulls, coughing pigs and wobbly reindeer. Once their work is finished, Dr. Pol and Diane take a little trip to Holland, Michigan. Reminiscent of Dr. Pol’s home country where the two once lived together, Jan and Diane enjoy a day holding hands and laughing over the bright tulips.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183228 +0000" stop="20260816192049 +0000" channel="C1036.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sideshow - S03E14</title>
    <desc>David is hired as a stage manager at a carnival, and learns that the sideshow's mind-reader has been blamed for a series of misfortunes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182914 +0000" stop="20260816191059 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Men's Hugh Jackman - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Week 5: Technical Precision. Superhero power tattoos in the flash challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191059 +0000" stop="20260816195246 +0000" channel="C1037.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>2 on 1 Tat-Astrophe - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Week 6: Contrast. Contestants must tattoo their canvas' personal beach in the flash challenge. Forced to work in pairs; a canvas passes out and one artist loses his marbles; a drastic decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180014 +0000" stop="20260816182039 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hula Girls &amp; Garter Belts - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Unhappy canvases return for a chance at a new tattoo; Tim Leez and ES face hostile canvases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182039 +0000" stop="20260816184103 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystical Mistakes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Mystical Mike and Don return for redemption; egos collide when they have to tag team with a fan favorite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184103 +0000" stop="20260816190127 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk-Outs - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatu Baby, Jason Clay Dunn and Julia face canvases that walked out on them; artists and canvases try to see eye to eye to get redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190127 +0000" stop="20260816192151 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fool Me Twice - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Canvases who have been tattooed two times return and face their original artists; Emily Elegado, Angel, Bubba and Jim return.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192151 +0000" stop="20260816194215 +0000" channel="C1038.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Settling the Score - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Josh Hibbard and Kyle Dunbar, and brothers Robbie and Jayvo return; only one will receive a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180112 +0000" stop="20260816183301 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowkey Done - S04E06</title>
    <desc>In need of some positive vibes after the block party, Issa goes out of her way to do good for random people across L.A., eventually turning to an unlikely source for comfort. Meanwhile, Kelli urges her friends to reconcile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183301 +0000" stop="20260816190038 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowkey Trippin' - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Molly and Andrew take off for their first couples’ vacation with Andrew’s brother Victor and his wife Lydia – and despite their packed schedule, the trip is smooth sailing until a hotel employee steps out of line. Meanwhile, Molly begins to reevaluate her inability to let things go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190038 +0000" stop="20260816193306 +0000" channel="C1039.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lowkey Happy - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Issa and Lawrence catch up and talk life, careers, past mistakes, and what makes each of them happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181459 +0000" stop="20260816183726 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gadget Goes West - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget arrives at a western tourist town that plays heavily on its cowboy image to stop modern day outlaw Black Bart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183726 +0000" stop="20260816185953 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Launch Time - S01E26</title>
    <desc>M.A.D. tries to sabotage a NASA mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185953 +0000" stop="20260816192227 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Photo Safari (aka Black Devil) - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Inspector Gadget must stop Dr. Claw from using animals to scare villagers away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192227 +0000" stop="20260816194503 +0000" channel="C1040.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Coo-Coo-Clock Caper - S01E28</title>
    <desc>While Gadget is searching Switzerland for stolen gold, Penny runs afoul of the murderous M.A.D. Agent, The Clockmaker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181040 +0000" stop="20260816183326 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airhead to the Throne - S02E04</title>
    <desc>With Claw out of town Talon takes over MAD and begins destroying communication towers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183326 +0000" stop="20260816185612 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in the Lost City of Atlantis - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Penny and Talon both race to find the City Sinker in the lost city of Atlantis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185612 +0000" stop="20260816191857 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Penny Saved - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dr Claw attempts to steal the world's largest coin (The Giganto) in order to hypnotize the population of New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191857 +0000" stop="20260816194143 +0000" channel="C1041.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double O'Penny - S02E07</title>
    <desc>After almost getting killed by a missile, Penny finally calls Gadget out for his incompetence and always putting her in danger, but she is driven with guilt. Meanwhile, Talon and Claw create a clone of Penny to destroy Gadget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180441 +0000" stop="20260816184724 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One-of-a-Kind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie investigate when a street artist’s work is found with a victim’s body in the middle of it. Also, Ryan catches a suspect in the Sleeping Beauty Killer investigation and Dylan’s new book editor, Harry Kassabian, pays him a visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184724 +0000" stop="20260816193107 +0000" channel="C1042.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Hours - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dylan and Lizzie go undercover in New York’s erotic underworld when they investigate the murder of a high-powered public relations rep. Also, a glamorous love from Julian’s past comes back into his life with a proposal he can’t resist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180214 +0000" stop="20260816181340 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lice - S01E31</title>
    <desc>When at skool one day, a child comes into class late because his head was itchy, which Ms. Bitters recognizes that it was due to lice. Before she can do anything, however, the lice infect the rest of the students in the class, so Ms, Bitters informs the Delouser, who proclaims martial law and the children are taken into separate rooms. However, Zim shows no sign of being infected by the lice, which causes the Delouser to take special interest in him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181340 +0000" stop="20260816183804 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tak: The Hideous New Girl - S01E32</title>
    <desc>It’s Valentines Day and everyone is celebrating by giving out meat valentines, but when a new girl named Tak arrives and starts giving out sausages, Zim believes she has a crush on him so he exploits the opportunity to examine human love rituals.  However, when such doesn’t turn out so well, he decides to head home, only to discover later that Tak followed him home and that she is actually a member of the Irken race.  Tak plans to take over Zim’s mission so she can show the Tallest that she is worthy of being an Invader, but that’s not something Zim is going to permit so easily so he vows to prevent her from doing this, as the Earth is his planet to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183804 +0000" stop="20260816184903 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>GIR Goes Crazy and Stuff - S01E33</title>
    <desc>When Zim attempts to taint the Earth’s cow-meat supply with sewer water is ruined because of Gir’s antics, he decides to increase the power on Gir’s behavioral modifier, which will permit him to stay in serious mode all the time.  However, when the serious Gir starts to consider Zim a threat to the mission and runs off to learn things on his own accord, it’s up to Zim and Squidman to find Gir and turn down the power on his behavioral modifier before too many individuals see them and jeopardize their mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184903 +0000" stop="20260816190056 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>While at school one day, Zim throws another fit about the lunch food so Dib throws a muffin at him, which causes Zim to run away in anger.  The next day, a pair of Meekrob come to Dib in his sleep and grant him marvelous super powers, in which Dib decides to use to put an end to Zim once and for all.  When Dib manages to suppress Zim quite easily, he decides to use his power for the greater good and he lives out the wonderful life he always wanted to have; though perhaps it’s too wonderful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190056 +0000" stop="20260816191212 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hobo 13 - S01E35</title>
    <desc>When Zim’s constant requests to the Tallest get on their nerves, they attempt to remind him that he is an Invader, not a battle soldier, and that he doesn’t have the training to use the equipment he requested.  In order for Zim to prove himself to them, they send him to Hobo 13, an elite training facility that only the best of soldiers stand a chance of completing.  While the Tallest hope that Zim will die on the mission and be gone once and for all, they soon discover that Zim is much more cunning than they gave him credit for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191212 +0000" stop="20260816192330 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walk for Your Lives - S01E36</title>
    <desc>During Probing Day, the day where the Tallest evaluate the Invaders’ performances, Zim has Dib captured in a space-time-field prison which is keeping him in slow motion, in which Zim wants to perform experiments on him for the Tallest.  However, when a malfunction causes the prison to explode, Zim finds a piece of explosion that is expanding very slowly; in which Zim believes he can end if he throws it into the city’s cesspool.  However, when he discovers that getting the explosion to the cesspool is much more difficult than he expected, he finds that he may just have to use unconventional means to complete the task.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192330 +0000" stop="20260816194757 +0000" channel="C1043.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever - S02E01</title>
    <desc>This episode takes place in the future, in which a robotic snowman named Sludgy is telling children the story of the most horrible Christmas ever. It all started when Zim, Gir and Minimoose were on the streets trying to make money; he notices that fat men in red coats and white beards were making a lot of money. He captures one and he discovers the story of Santa Claus, in which he is amazed over how much power Santa has over the humans. Zim decides to create a giant Santa suit that he can use in order to pretend to be Santa, in order to have more power over the humans and become their ruler,so zim collects all info on santa and creates his suite, though Dib figures out Zim’s scheme and heads out to stop him in order to not only save Christmas, but to save the entire human race as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181117 +0000" stop="20260816183508 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunting of Bill Crouse - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Moss goes to extraordinary lengths to help Jen escape the unwanted attention of potential suitor Bill Crouse. These lengths include Jen's untimely death...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183508 +0000" stop="20260816190020 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aunt Irma Visits - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jen is subject to powerful mood swings around a certain time every month, and Moss and Roy develop similar symptoms. Can a big bar of chocolate, Dirty Dancing on DVD and a girly night out help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190020 +0000" stop="20260816192512 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Work Outing - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jen's heart soars when 'Philip from Six' visits the basement to borrow Heat, and invites her to the theatre. But her hopes of finding true love are dashed when Roy and Moss invite themselves along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192512 +0000" stop="20260816194827 +0000" channel="C1045.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Golden Child - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Denholm's death means trouble for Jen, Roy and Moss, until support appears in the form of a mysterious, albeit libidinous, stranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181836 +0000" stop="20260816184010 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mac Day - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the gang gets a day to do what they want while everyone else in the gang must participate willingly. This is Mac's Day... and its got twice the "Mac".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184010 +0000" stop="20260816190219 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Saves the Day - S09E06</title>
    <desc>When a routine trip to a convenience store places the gang in the middle of an armed robbery, each of them is forced to explore how they react in extreme situations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190219 +0000" stop="20260816192347 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Gets Quarantined - S09E07</title>
    <desc>When a severe flu outbreak sweeps through Philadelphia, the gang chooses to voluntarily quarantine themselves inside of Paddy's in an attempt to keep their singing voices pristine for an upcoming singing competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192347 +0000" stop="20260816194411 +0000" channel="C1046.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers for Charlie - S09E08</title>
    <desc>When an experiment successfully multiplies Charlie's intellect and takes him away from the bar, the rest of the gang find themselves struggling to complete the menial "Charlie Work" that has kept the bar running for so long.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184147 +0000" stop="20260816192416 +0000" channel="C1047.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While investigating a case, Liv eats the brains of a country-singing waitress. Detective Babineaux meets a female FBI agent who will be working out of their offices. Blaine tries to entice a former business associate to come back to the dark side. Meanwhile, Peyton’s return is messing up Ravi’s game, and Major continues his downward spiral.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184026 +0000" stop="20260816192419 +0000" channel="C1048.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Overdue and Presumed Lost - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Harm and Chegwidden fight an attempt by a salvage hunter to excavate the remains of a submarine that disappeared in 1941, just before the attack of Pearl Harbor. Meanwhile, Bud takes on the heavy burden of trying to keep an obese petty officer from being discharged for failing to lose weight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181701 +0000" stop="20260816183930 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bro-Jack - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Jamie must find the art thief who hit an Art auction at the King's Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183930 +0000" stop="20260816190159 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scareder Than a Mug - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Helen's encounter with a mugger sends her into therapy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190159 +0000" stop="20260816192418 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forever Your Girl - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Jamie falls for a hotel guest in town searching for her biological father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192418 +0000" stop="20260816194647 +0000" channel="C1049.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's a Will, Go the Other Way - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jamie learns that Junior and Helen are leaving him the hotel in their will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182208 +0000" stop="20260816191318 +0000" channel="C1050.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bassetts' Fancy Dress Ball - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Gussie Fink-Nottle has been keeping a notebook containing insulting observations on Sir Watkyn Bassett and Sir Roderick Spode, in order to keep his courage up about them. When he loses the notebook, he calls on Bertie to help find it.

The Rev. Harold "Stinker" Pinker and Stephanie "Stiffy" Byng wish to marry, but Stiffy's guardian Sir Watkyn doesn't approve. Stiffy blackmails Bertie into helping her convince her guardian otherwise.

Meanwhile Bertie comes into possession of a policeman's helmet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181958 +0000" stop="20260816184459 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alley Oops - S07E12</title>
    <desc>A desperate George calls on Tom to fill a spot on his bowling team in a fierce rivalry with another dry cleaner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184459 +0000" stop="20260816190951 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Doorknobs Shined Like Diamonds - S07E13</title>
    <desc>With her childhood home about to be demolished, Louise visits the building and reminisces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190951 +0000" stop="20260816193452 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Meeting - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Tom unwittingly brings George along to a KKK meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193452 +0000" stop="20260816195954 +0000" channel="C1051.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Hero - S07E15</title>
    <desc>After saving a woman from a mugger, George seeks to hire a personal bodyguard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180951 +0000" stop="20260816185010 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharp Objects - S05E08</title>
    <desc>J-Woww confronts Pauly's stalker; Snooki's boyfriend denies her affections, prompting her to pursue Vinny; the roommates go fishing despite their fears of a shark attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185010 +0000" stop="20260816193058 +0000" channel="C1052.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth Will Set You Free - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Mike decides to reveal the truth; Pauly, Vinny and Deena struggle to be single roommates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182150 +0000" stop="20260816184357 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spacely for a Day - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A medical test shows that George is more suited to be president of the company than Spacely himself. That is: after Elroy finds out Spacely distracted George during the test on purpose so he could pay him less salary. Elroy forces the score and George is executive for 2 weeks. Will George behave or will power raise to his head? Mr. Cogswell tries to put Spacely out of business when George is in charge for two weeks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184357 +0000" stop="20260816190951 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rosey the Robot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jane wants a maid but George says they can't afford it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190951 +0000" stop="20260816193522 +0000" channel="C1054.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date with Jet Screamer - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Pop star 'Jet Screamer' organizes a quiz, first prize: a date with the celebrity himself. George tries to make sure Judy won't win, but Judy is the lucky girl. Without her knowing it George acts as a chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180522 +0000" stop="20260816182623 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend the Priest - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim has finally been asked to do “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.” Jeannie, trying to make a friendship happen between Jim and their Priest Father Nicholas, invites him to tag along. An already nervous Jim is not pleased.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182623 +0000" stop="20260816184724 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superdad - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up being featured on a magazine cover, but Jeannie is upset when the accompanying article doesn't mention her at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184724 +0000" stop="20260816190826 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bible Story - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After Jim is photographed holding a Bible, he finds himself at the center of a firestorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190826 +0000" stop="20260816192927 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maria - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After one of Jim's creepy friends asks Jeannie's sister out, Jim and Jeannie spend the night out in town hunting her down trying to stop what ever may happen from happening. Meanwhile Jim tries to eat and enjoy himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192927 +0000" stop="20260816195028 +0000" channel="C1055.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonderful - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After getting frustrated with sick, lice-infested children, Jim wishes that he never got married and became a father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182253 +0000" stop="20260816191219 +0000" channel="C1056.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendships Die Hard - S02E02</title>
    <desc>From jail, Bob makes frequent calls to people who’ve helped him in the past, including a longtime friend who is keeping his own secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180705 +0000" stop="20260816181444 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A League of His Own - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Johnny poses as a girl who is "large for her age" in order to help out little Suzy's softball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181444 +0000" stop="20260816182222 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave New Johnny - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years to the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182222 +0000" stop="20260816183019 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witless - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Johnny joins an Amish(?) community and everybody thinks he's a relative from very far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183019 +0000" stop="20260816183756 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Be Not Proud - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Johnny decides to be nice with Carl, thinking he's going to die and Carl takes advantage of that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183756 +0000" stop="20260816184534 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Bravo Magnifico - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Johnny is mistook for a karate expert and agrees to help a ""South of the border"" town defeat an evil bandit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184534 +0000" stop="20260816185209 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Johnny-O &amp; Juliet - S02E38</title>
    <desc>Johnny tries to end the feud between his Mama and the new next door Mama so he can have a date with the tuba playing daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185209 +0000" stop="20260816185946 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clan of the Cave Boob - S02E39</title>
    <desc>On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman who struggled to find a home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185946 +0000" stop="20260816190652 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Galaxy Boy - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Johnny bumps into a straship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There, Johnny wages war against the alien captain, Kharlok.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190652 +0000" stop="20260816191327 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damien's Day Out - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Johnny takes care of a little baby who is left on his porch and finally realizes that the baby can unleash evil powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191327 +0000" stop="20260816192058 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Noir Johnny - S02E42</title>
    <desc>Johnny becomes a detective (because the ladies love detectives) and takes the case of Suzy's missing dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192058 +0000" stop="20260816192804 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hail to the Chump - S02E43</title>
    <desc>When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is giving the duty of mayor. This is one of the funniest episodes so do'nt miss it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192804 +0000" stop="20260816193439 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fool for Sister Sara - S02E44</title>
    <desc>Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne induced hallucination, and that she would have a date with Johnny if he is nice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193439 +0000" stop="20260816194209 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Days of Blunder - S02E45</title>
    <desc>When Johnny takes Mama's hot rod Carl convinces Johnny to enter an auto race, where Carl controlls it by a joystick but when the joystick short circuts Johnny is left to drive on his own!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194209 +0000" stop="20260816194913 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pop Art Johnny - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Johnny takes Suzy to an art museum and Johnny becomes an artist after he made a butt print on the wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194913 +0000" stop="20260816195548 +0000" channel="C1057.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude Ranch Doofus - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Johnny and Mrs. Bravo spend a day at a dude ranch and Johnny tries to train D'Ablo, a horse, to win a girl's heart</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180449 +0000" stop="20260816183024 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Anubis - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dr. Ahmed Kareem steals the statue of Anubis from the Temple of Anubis.  He plans to implicate an outsider for the theft, and unify Arab nations against the outside world.  The outsider he chooses is Benton Quest!  But his plan almost succeeds: he traps Dr. Quest and Race in an old tomb with the statue.  There they will be found with the statue.  In the end, he discovers the horrifying truth: the Curse of Anubis - death to those who violate his temple - is all too real. Anubis sends someone to retrieve his statue and punish Dr. Kareem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183024 +0000" stop="20260816185600 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pursuit of the Po-Ho - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dr. Emil Hartmann, an anthropologist, is studying the Po Ho Indians when they capture him.  His wife Dreena calls Dr. Quest for help.
The Quest team arrives at the Hartmann's home, determined to recover the doctor.  When Dr. Quest examines the spot where Dr. Hartmann disappeared, he, too, is taken!  Now Race and the boys must find both men.  But why were they taken?  The answer is a sinister one -- the men are to be sacrified to the Po Ho fire god in a gruesome ceremony that involves the victims, a pit, and a whole lot of hot coals.
Race makes a few engineering changes to the canoes, then dyes himself purple and pretends to be the water god -- if he can distract the Indians long enough, he can free the two scientists.  But it doesn't work -- the Indians aren't scared enough of their water god to risk angering their fire god.
So Race sneaks back at night, and manages to free Emil Hartmann.  But as he's freeing Dr. Quest, a sentry wakes up, and the entire tribe is quickly roused.  A chase</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185600 +0000" stop="20260816192135 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riddle of the Gold - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Maharajah of Jahilipur, and his associate, Abdul Kassim, have completed Phase One of their plan to produce fake gold! They've faked the death of Professor Gunderson, inventor of the process, and imprisoned him in a worked out mine. There, he will produce false gold for them. Agent Corbin of Intelligence One realizes there's skulduggery afoot. He knows the mine from which "gold" is flowing was tapped out fifty years ago. What he doesn't know is where the gold is really coming from. That's where the Quest team enters the picture. Under cover of a tiger hunt, the Quest team travels to Jahililpur to uncover the scheme and put a stop to it. Surviving several attempts on their lives, they reach the mine, and thwart Kassim. But the real mastermind promises Doctor Quest that they'll meet again...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192135 +0000" stop="20260816194704 +0000" channel="C1058.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure of the Temple - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Quest team, and guide Montoya, are searching for the lost city of MÃ¡lÃ¡tan in South America.  From the start, the expedition is plagued by accidents and ill omens.  It turns out these are the work of Perkins, who is trying to scare off the Quest team, as he has scared off others.  This will give him a clear field to search for the treasure legend says is hidden somewhere in the city.
Meanwhile, the Quest team finds and frees an Indian who Montoya staked out as a warning to other workers -- work, or be punished!
The last straw is when the boys' tent catches fire (with a little help).  Dr. Quest decides it's too dangerous to stay; the team packs up and prepares to leave -- when Jonny happens to learn against the right panel, which opens!  Jonny has found the treasure!  Too bad Perkins has found the team!
Locked in a dank cell, the team ponders escape ... which comes in the form of the native they'd saved earlier, who knows a secret way out of the cell!  From there, the team must evade</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180855 +0000" stop="20260816183419 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Forest Falls - S28E08</title>
    <desc>Capture an oval vision of tranquility in the forest with Bob Ross; discover a happy waterfall as it empties into a shallow stony stream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183419 +0000" stop="20260816185937 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter's Grace - S28E09</title>
    <desc>Enter into the realm of the far north with Bob Ross and view first-hand the glory of a cold, cold snow-blanketed wintertime landscape scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185937 +0000" stop="20260816192509 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Splendor of Autumn - S28E10</title>
    <desc>Experience the wonder of a late summer’s day with Bob Ross where shades of lavender and golden, warm fall colors unite in an array of fabulous beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192509 +0000" stop="20260816195029 +0000" channel="C1061.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tranquil Seas - S28E11</title>
    <desc>Stroll along the beach at sunset with Bob Ross and feel the gentle breezes blow as the waves softly kiss the shore in this oval masterpiece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181033 +0000" stop="20260816183058 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harassment suit; birthday prank. - S02E40</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183058 +0000" stop="20260816185127 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medical bills. - S02E41</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185127 +0000" stop="20260816191148 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tattoo; damaged property. - S02E42</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816191148 +0000" stop="20260816193214 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Actress. - S02E43</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193214 +0000" stop="20260816195240 +0000" channel="C1062.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smashed car; stolen bicycle. - S02E44</title>
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  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181737 +0000" stop="20260816185839 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>6 - S23E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185839 +0000" stop="20260816193930 +0000" channel="C1063.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>7 - S23E07</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180933 +0000" stop="20260816183111 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fury (1) - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A renegade Amazon, Aresia, leads a new incarnation of the Injustice Gang to accumulate the components for a bio-weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183111 +0000" stop="20260816185252 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fury (2) - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When the male Leaguers are infected by the same disease sweeping Earth, Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl must defeat Aresia and find a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185252 +0000" stop="20260816191431 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends (1) - S01E16</title>
    <desc>An explosion throws four Leaguers into an alternate dimension where they meet their childhood comic book heroes...the Justice Guild!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191431 +0000" stop="20260816193605 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legends (2) - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The League aid the Justice Guild against their arch-nemeses while trying to unravel the secrets of the Guild's world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193605 +0000" stop="20260816195803 +0000" channel="C1064.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Injustice for All (1) - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Exposed as a criminal, sentenced to prison, and terminally ill due to long term kryptonite exposure, Lex Luthor escapes and assembles a supervillain team consisting of Cheetah, The Shade, Solomon Grundy, Star Sapphire, Copperhead, and Ultra-Humanite to take on the Justice League, calling themselves the Injustice Gang. The Joker also becomes part of the team, but on his own choice. However, this gang proves short-lived as its major weakness proves no match for Batman's wiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180447 +0000" stop="20260816184713 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The search for Drew Thompson leads Raylan into the remote wilds of Kentucky hill country with unexpected and dangerous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184713 +0000" stop="20260816192925 +0000" channel="C1065.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foot Chase - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Raylan's discovery of a severed foot sets off a race against time, while Boyd and Ava work to break into Harlan high society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180235 +0000" stop="20260816183134 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Senior Citizen's Outing - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth volunteers to look after the old people in an outing to the funfair, however a certain old man proves to be quite a handful. As the day progresses, Hyacinth ends up in a mirror house, on some dodgems and on a ghost train.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183134 +0000" stop="20260816190030 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mayor's Fancy Dress Ball - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth prepares for the Mayor's fancy dress ball and is also on a mission to impress the new neighbours, a few streets away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190030 +0000" stop="20260816192941 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hyacinth Is Alarmed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Richard is terrified to wake up to see Hyacinth smiling at him; he later realises he has forgotten his and Hyacinth's wedding anniversary. Richard then decides to have an alarm system installed, claiming it is Hyacinth's "surprise" anniversary present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192941 +0000" stop="20260816195848 +0000" channel="C1066.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Riverside Picnic - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Hyacinth organises a riverside picnic, much to the despair of those invited. Despite Emett's and the Vicar's best efforts to tell Hyacinth they are unable to attend, they find getting out of Hyacinth's function impossible. As always, Hyacinth's plans of perfection are shattered when a digger dumps dirt in her chosen location for the picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181202 +0000" stop="20260816185430 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Carfather - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Kris is concerned she's made a mistake by putting Kourtney in charge of her living will. Scott is accused of acting shady. Kim helps Bruce spend his money wisely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185430 +0000" stop="20260816193658 +0000" channel="C1067.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Retreat - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Kim has to face surgery to see whether another pregnancy is in her cards. Kourtney, Kim and Khloé set up a DASH dolls obstacle retreat. The family collaborates on trying to get Rob back to his usual self.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180920 +0000" stop="20260816183342 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Loves Orange Soda? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kenan bets Kel that he can't give up drinking his favorite beverage, orange soda, for a week. Kel seeks the aid of a hypnotist to cure him of his orange soda obsession.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183342 +0000" stop="20260816185803 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haven't Got Time for the Paint - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kel demonstrates a talent for painting and Kenan quickly plots to exploit it at an art auction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185803 +0000" stop="20260816192224 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Star is Peeved - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Rigby's becomes the latest locale for the third installment of the action adventure movie "Supermarket Cop," starring Buck Savage. Kenan and Kel are determined to be in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192224 +0000" stop="20260816194646 +0000" channel="C1068.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ditch Day Afternoon - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Kenan and Kel decide to skip a day of school and work. They call in sick, but soon find themselves in big trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181349 +0000" stop="20260816183707 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>M.O.W. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Kevin sells his life story for forty dollars and a pack of smokes to a movie producer he meets in the joint. In a sappy, melodramatic movie of the week titled â€˜ Little Boy Lost: The Kevin Spencer Story"" Kevin is portrayed as an articulate, intelligent young man who recognizes his victimization, and the Percy character is a sensitive man who discovers God.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183707 +0000" stop="20260816190025 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Practical Jokes - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Mom lets one rip in Percy's face one morning, which kicks off a whole string of painful and disgusting practical jokes between the pair as they compete for the title of ""master.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190025 +0000" stop="20260816192343 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orion - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Percy, Anastasia and Kevin visit the Olympus campgrounds where Mom hooks up with a hillbilly hunk named Orion. A pissed-off Percy spends a long day drinking at the campsite and at a backwoods-drinking hole. Kevin deals with his demons, meanwhile, with the help of Allan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192343 +0000" stop="20260816194704 +0000" channel="C1069.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Like Percy, Christmas Comes But Once a Year - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A non-linear Christmas episode that has Kevin, Percy, and Mom each being interrogated by detectives as they recount their stories of how they ended up in a most bizarre scenario involving a cockfight, Canada geese, several illegal Panda bears and one angry Santa Clause.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184633 +0000" stop="20260816194523 +0000" channel="C1070.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 20 - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lund is determined to catch Nanna's killer despite being taken off the case, and Hartmann is on a downward spiral - until he receives crucial information. Meanwhile, Pernille and Theis invite friends and family to Anton's birthday party - but there is a sinister twist to the evening in store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182756 +0000" stop="20260816191122 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rainbow in Beige Boots - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Having stalked Helene, a new lead allows Eve to uncover a name in The Twelve’s top tier; Villanelle is rejected by Eve when she seeks help; operating abroad, Carolyn discovers more promising intel on a spate of torturous murders linked to The Twelve.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191122 +0000" stop="20260816195446 +0000" channel="C1071.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It’s Agony and I’m Ravenous - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Eve struggles to identify her lead in The Twelve. Villanelle gets her mojo back - she decides to be good by embracing what she's good at - killing. Carolyn discovers an old acquaintance in Cuba and decides to go rogue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180732 +0000" stop="20260816183028 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Camp Wannaweep - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Mad Dog cheerleaders (and mascot) are off to Cheer Camp.  But when a plumbing problem prevents them from holding it at a community college, they're forced to relocate to the newly-renamed Camp Gottagrin.  The situation gets worse when Kim discovers she's rooming with Bonnie, while Ron's roommate is the now-human Gil, who's also his football team's mascot.

Lake Wannaweep has been detoxified, but when Gil finds a still-toxic grotto, he dives in, becomes Gill, and starts wreaking havoc.  Ron then realizes that the only way to defeat a swamp mutant ... is to become one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183028 +0000" stop="20260816185325 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Team Go - S02E19</title>
    <desc>On their trip to Go City, Ron and Kim come across a villain named Aviarius who is seeking the power of another hero.  However, when Kim inadvertently winds up with the a hero named Hego’s powers, she soon learns that the only way to restore what isn’t hers and to help stop a mad man may be to team up with her deadliest foe; Shego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185325 +0000" stop="20260816191621 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Full Monkey - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Kim and Ron once again head out to stop Lord Monkey Fist, Kim manages to retrieve the amulet that he stole.  However, when the mystical monkey amulet begins to turn Kim into a monkey, on picture day, she must try to stop Lord Monkey Fist’s attempts to steal the amulet back while not being seen by people.  However, Ron inadvertently believes a monkey he found is Kim and he struggles with his emotions over having his best friend become one of his worst fears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191621 +0000" stop="20260816193918 +0000" channel="C1072.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blush - S02E21</title>
    <desc>When Kim is sprayed with some pollen that causes her to vanish more and more each time she blushes, she must stay at home while Ron and Wade work together to find the cure.  However, when Josh Mankey asks Kim on a date, she risks her life to go out with him; though Drakken and Shego take notice of her foolishness and exploit the opportunity to make it one of the most embarrassing nights of her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181451 +0000" stop="20260816183642 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kim's Convenience gets a noisy new neighbor. Jung becomes smitten with a new co-worker. Gerald's new girlfriend rubs Janet the wrong way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183642 +0000" stop="20260816185836 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Appa's First Text - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Appa inherits his daughter's old smartphone. Umma finds a stray dog in the store. Janet and Kimchee bond over dim sum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185836 +0000" stop="20260816192027 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handy Graduation - S02E13</title>
    <desc>At a party to celebrate getting his GED, Jung can't ignore his feelings for Shannon. Meanwhile, Janet grows tired of standing in her brother's shadow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192027 +0000" stop="20260816194220 +0000" channel="C1073.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Appa-liance - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Umma wants a new dishwasher, Appa's determined to get the best deal. Janet adopts a new name as Jung tries to get his job back at Handy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181257 +0000" stop="20260816183459 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Untitled Blake McCormick Project - S12E12</title>
    <desc>Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him  something is not quite right with the whole situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183459 +0000" stop="20260816185659 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Accidental Terrorist - S12E13</title>
    <desc>Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it.  However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years, he plots revenge against the car salesman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185659 +0000" stop="20260816191902 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady and Gentrification - S12E14</title>
    <desc>Hank's agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceaeara (15th birthday party).  However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191902 +0000" stop="20260816194102 +0000" channel="C1074.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind Closed Doors - S12E15</title>
    <desc>Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180954 +0000" stop="20260816183156 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Garden - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie fears that her new gynecologist will drop her as a patient after she recommends Danny do some landscaping for him and Danny overcharges the doctor for the work.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183156 +0000" stop="20260816185407 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eggsit Strategy - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Carrie hears that her law firm is laying off people and worries about her job, though her resigning boss is only worried about getting an omelette bar goodbye party. Meanwhile, Doug is in hot water with Deacon when he loses the koosh ball Deacon received from his son as a gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185407 +0000" stop="20260816191617 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanks Man - S06E09</title>
    <desc>It's Thanksgiving in the Heffernan household and while Carrie cooks dinner for ten people, Doug lets a stranger into the house to use the phone. He is convinced the stranger is a nice guy but Carrie is not so trusting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191617 +0000" stop="20260816193826 +0000" channel="C1075.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>American Idle - S06E10</title>
    <desc>With Doug on her back over her lack of motivation in finding a new job, Carrie enlists the help of Arthur and opens up her own company making decorative cell phone covers, then forces her friends to come to a showing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180951 +0000" stop="20260816183140 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Pino suspects Steven of stealing steaks, Jack is determined to change Steven and himself from their old ways but his plans don't go to plan. Tired of his new ways, Seth and Steven plan to get Jack laid so it will ease the pressure off him but he instead runs into his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Stockbrokers run up a huge bill and then dine and dash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183140 +0000" stop="20260816185344 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinner Date With Death - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Jack's old mentor, Gerard, comes to Nolita with a strange request. He wants Jack's food to feed him to death. Meanwhile, Steven and Seth's authority drives Jim to find his way up the kitchen hierarchy with ineffective results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185344 +0000" stop="20260816191548 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>French Fight - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After Jack sees Nolita's menu on Michel's restuarant without asking permission, the two restaurants go head-to-head hoping to destroy their rivals restaurant. To make matters worse, Michel begins seducing Mimi much to Nolita's chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191548 +0000" stop="20260816193744 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Lose, I Win - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jack realizes that he needs to spend more time with the patrons if he wants Nolita to be more successful. To accomplish this, he hires Becky to be head-chef while he talks to patrons. Meanwhile, Mimi's old loser friend gives Nolita a visit and shows up with her handsome fiance, causing Mimi to become jealous of her. Seth and Teddy go to desperate measures to see if people like pastry or fish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193744 +0000" stop="20260816195920 +0000" channel="C1076.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rabbit Test - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim accidentally accepts a delivery of rabbits for Nolitas special, but when they arrive alive, no-one has the guts to kill them. Meanwhile, Jack dates a vegan who will not touch meat but he sweet talks her into eating meat. Also, Steven is convinced that Becky wants him badly in the sack that they put a bet on to see who will be the first one to crack, which results in both chefs to seduce one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184031 +0000" stop="20260816192314 +0000" channel="C1077.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bazzini - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Chef Gordon Ramsay takes on Bazzini Cafe, an Italian restaurant in Ridgewood, NJ, that struggles with slow service, poorly crafted dishes, a lackluster sous chef and a disappointing head chef.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182823 +0000" stop="20260816192259 +0000" channel="C1078.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Busy Flea - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Thackery weighs performing surgery on a former flame, and orders Gallinger and Chickering to experiment on pigs. Barrow goes to extremes in order to pay off a debt and recover a missing tooth. After a bad day at work, Edwards takes out his frustrations at a local bar. Robertson is relieved when her pleas about treating a patient with typhoid fever are finally heard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181028 +0000" stop="20260816184948 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearts of Stone - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Michael infiltrates a ring of gunrunners selling advanced-design rifles in Central America, "Corazon de Piedras".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184948 +0000" stop="20260816192857 +0000" channel="C1079.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty...or Give Me Death - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Someone is sabotaging the cars in an alternative-fuel race, so Michael joins the pack to flush out the saboteur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181229 +0000" stop="20260816183500 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dork Knight Returns - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Arc's predecessor on the Phoenix Squad returns, bumping Arc to the Kraken Squad while his friends secretly work to get rid of their former partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183500 +0000" stop="20260816185701 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tonight, Two Knight - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On the eve of Ciara's sister's return from the battlefield, Sir Gareth binds the feuding Arc and Ciara with "magical friendship bracelets" from which they can only be released by demonstrating sincere kindness toward each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185701 +0000" stop="20260816191937 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight's Tail - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ciara entrusts Arc with her Pixie Ring, which turns him into a hideous beast when he tests the ring's powers on himself; desperate to undo the curse, Ciara and Arc seek the help of the Pixie Queen, who reveals she has beef with Arc.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191937 +0000" stop="20260816194138 +0000" channel="C1080.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parent Teacher Knight - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix Squad appeals to Sir Gareth in an effort to expel Sage from Knight School, but his meeting with Sage's mother backfires after he falls in love at first sight, and follows her command to immediately make Sage a knight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180717 +0000" stop="20260816184934 +0000" channel="C1081.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss It All Goodbye - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Crocker accidentally shoots a fashion model while trying to stop a robbery, jeopardizing his career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184934 +0000" stop="20260816193129 +0000" channel="C1081.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady in the Squad Room - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Kojak and a female detective must overcome their dislike for each other when she is transferred from the rape squad to help nab a drug-dealing rapist-muderer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182641 +0000" stop="20260816185223 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 12. A Libido Sits in the Fridge - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Interactions with two women have Sandy contemplating his changing libido. Norman tries to reconcile with both Phoebe and Madelyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185223 +0000" stop="20260816191811 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 13. A Shenckman Equivocates - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sandy urges Norman to make a grand gesture for Madelyn. After Martin experiences a medical episode, Sandy decides to have a complete checkup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191811 +0000" stop="20260816194347 +0000" channel="C1082.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 14. A Secret Leaks, a Teacher Speaks - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Despite Norman's prodding, Sandy remains reluctant to share some important news with Mindy. Norman and Madelyn come to an understanding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183839 +0000" stop="20260816192914 +0000" channel="C1083.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lagrimas de Oro - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Alice pushes Dana to break up with Tonya, but Dana isn't prepared for when Tonya reveals her own secret. Tina considers her new attraction to Helena, Kit finally hooks up with Benjamin, and Jenny and Carmen continue to enjoy each other's company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181005 +0000" stop="20260816183152 +0000" channel="C1084.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trent Gets Schooled - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Leo and Chase use Davenport's technology to get back at Trent on the day of a big test. Meanwhile, Bree gets exposed to a hair growth cream and has disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183152 +0000" stop="20260816185355 +0000" channel="C1084.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Going Back - S02E26</title>
    <desc>When Principal Perry's life is in danger, the Lab Rats are forced to expose their bionic secret in order to save her. Meanwhile, Davenport is attacked by a mysterious nemesis that leaves his empire in ruins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185355 +0000" stop="20260816193857 +0000" channel="C1084.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sink or Swim (1) / Sink or Swim (2) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The lab rats are on the run as stowaways on a cargo freight headed to the unknown. Once captured by the ship's crew, they are forced to choose between helping a submarine in danger, which would reveal their whereabouts and put them at risk of being caught, or staying quiet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181325 +0000" stop="20260816183816 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Longest Day - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the sun stands still, the Sleestak wrongfully blame Rick for tampering with the pylon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183816 +0000" stop="20260816190308 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pylon Express - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Holly tries to save Rick and Will after they go into a pylon to investigate a time door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190308 +0000" stop="20260816192749 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nice Day - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A quiet day of fishing, trap building and cake making turns serious when Holly is pricked by a poisonous plant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192749 +0000" stop="20260816195241 +0000" channel="C1085.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Sitter - S02E10</title>
    <desc>When Holly spends the night alone with Cha-Ka, the Zarn causes a rift between Cha-Ka and Ta.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181905 +0000" stop="20260816184106 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nothing Personal - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Paula has trouble booking guests for sweeps week, so she leans on Larry to ask his friend Jeff Goldblum, who in turn offers to help Larry get a date with a network publicist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184106 +0000" stop="20260816190145 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare 1.2 Million? - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Larry scrambles to make some money after his accountant admits he's lost all of Larry's funds. Artie and Hank set out to teach the guy a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190145 +0000" stop="20260816192354 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conflict of Interest - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Paula's dating Larry's agent, but Larry fears he's just using her to book his clients on the show. The network objects to Larry's ethnic guest spots. Hank tries to stiff Phil on a $20 loan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192354 +0000" stop="20260816194558 +0000" channel="C1087.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Was a Teenage Lesbian - S04E11</title>
    <desc>While awaiting the results of a breast biopsy, a tense Paula angers Brett Butler who offers Larry some tips on his weekly massage. Hank interviews possible new agents while his beloved Sid lies gravely ill in the hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183319 +0000" stop="20260816191611 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>3 Babes, 100 Guns &amp; a Fat Chick - S05E13</title>
    <desc>A fugitive is tracked to the Montecito and every bounty hunter and FBI agent in the vicinity wants to make the capture. Danny, Mike, and Cooper get involved but somehow find themselves fighting for their own lives. A favorite "whale" of Sam is in town, but she discovers that his perfect life is in pieces so she offers to lend a hand. With assistance from three hot women, Piper hosts a post-New Year;s pool party that brings cash into the casino. Meanwhile, Delinda feels insecure about her pregnancy weight, but realizes she's not the only one that has packed on the pounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191611 +0000" stop="20260816195840 +0000" channel="C1088.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets, Lies and Lamaze - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Piper runs into trouble with the gaming commission, but Cooper bails her out, raising suspicions of the staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181854 +0000" stop="20260816184146 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Carnival - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jeff shows a dog trainer at the fair Lassie's tricks--and thinking she can be a headliner for them, the man and his partner steal her. Clay: Richard Garland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184146 +0000" stop="20260816190744 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sale of Lassie - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Jeff overhears the wrong conversation, and, thinking Gramps needs an expensive operation, attempts to sell Lassie to raise the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190744 +0000" stop="20260816193340 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rustlers - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The calf Jeff is raising for the county fair vanishes the same night Lassie comes home injured and covered with mud--then she mysteriously starts chasing Ellen's car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193340 +0000" stop="20260816195943 +0000" channel="C1089.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fighter - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Jeff doesn't understand why a famous prizefighter doesn't want to box any longer and pegs him as a coward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185009 +0000" stop="20260816194709 +0000" channel="C1090.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Uhtred the fearless and instinctive warrior, begins his voyage north to avenge Earl Ragnar’s death and recapture his ancestral lands of Bebbanburg from his traitorous uncle, Aelfric. King Alfred’s conviction to unite the separate kingdoms of England is stronger than ever and he sets his sights on the wild lands of the north, which have fallen into the control of savage Dane brothers Sigefrid and Erik. Upon receiving word from Brother Trew and Father Beocca about a prophesised new king in the form of Christian Dane Guthred, Alfred sends the priests on a rescue mission, weighted in silver to free Guthred from the hands of slave traders. Elsewhere, Uhtred still feels the loss of Iseult and, fearful that they are straying from their journey north, Hild takes matters into her own hands to advance their quest. While crossing paths with Father Beocca in Eoferwic, Uhtred finds himself embroiled in a rescue mission and is brought face to face with an enemy of old. As the team enter into dangerous territory, will the exchange of ransom go to plan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180945 +0000" stop="20260816183035 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changing Light Bulbs - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Mike realizes Vanessa has given away his remaining and beloved incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go on a mission to track down some of the old-school bulbs. Meanwhile, Mandy announces she's moving out of the house into her own apartment but leaves out a major detail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183035 +0000" stop="20260816185124 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outdoor Man Grill - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Now that Vanessa is following her passion to become an inner-city high school teacher, Mike is inspired to rekindle his dream of opening up a fish and game restaurant in the Outdoor Man store - and asks Kristin to be his business partner. Meanwhile, Eve takes Mandy pheasant hunting to get feathers for her hats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185124 +0000" stop="20260816191303 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wedding Planning - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mike and Vanessa offer the cash-strapped Kristin and Ryan a very generous Christmas present to put toward their wedding, the couple must decide if they will accept -- but there's a catch that goes along with it. Meanwhile, Kyle has his reasons for asking Ed to teach him how to play poker.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Helen Potts - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Tim Allen reunites with Patricia Richardson, who played his wife on the acclaimed series "Home Improvement." Mike butts heads with his new but noisy neighbor, Helen Potts (Patricia Richardson), for waking up the neighbors with her power tools and fix-it projects. But when Vanessa and Helen become fast friends, Mike decides to interfere. Meanwhile, Eve learns that Ed isn't the type of Vietnam War hero she thought he was</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193352 +0000" stop="20260816195442 +0000" channel="C1091.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike Hires Chuck - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When an Outdoor Man billboard is vandalized, Mike wants to hire his neighbor Chuck's security company to protect it. But Vanessa doesn't want to mix business with friendship since she's counting on a teaching recommendation from Chuck's wife, Carol. Meanwhile, Eve benefits from Mandy's philosophical decision to not take credit for doing household chores.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180847 +0000" stop="20260816182939 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All I Need - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tray finds a new love and is faced with the realities of dating with his checkered past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182939 +0000" stop="20260816185025 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warning - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Cousin Bobby is accused of being a snitch after being released from prison early, and Tray faces a formidable bully in his new girlfriend's ex-husband, who is a cop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185025 +0000" stop="20260816191127 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Staying Alive - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After he is shot and wakes up from a coma, Tray must reckon with past mistakes while fighting for his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191127 +0000" stop="20260816193229 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Hump Is the Hardest - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Back on his feet, Tray looks to set the record straight with the person who shot him while reigniting his relationship with Jasmine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193229 +0000" stop="20260816195310 +0000" channel="C1092.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tray Finds His Purpose - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Tray brings his love of cooking to a job at Wavy’s new restaurant and discovers an even greater love in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180746 +0000" stop="20260816182848 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helpmates - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Ollie gets Stan to help him clean up his house after a big party before his wife gets home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182848 +0000" stop="20260816184946 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Old Port - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Stan and Ollie take jobs on a whaling ship. To raise some money Stan becomes a prize fighter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184946 +0000" stop="20260816191830 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Box - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Laurel and Hardy start up a business as furniture movers. Their first job is moving a huge player piano up a long flight of steps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191830 +0000" stop="20260816194219 +0000" channel="C1093.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chimp - S08E04</title>
    <desc>After the circus where they work goes bankrupt, Stan &amp; Ollie recieve trained gorilla Ethel as compensation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182750 +0000" stop="20260816191557 +0000" channel="C1094.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Memory of… - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The renovation of a brownstone uncovers the remains of a boy who disappeared 31 years earlier, reviving a wrenching and long-suppressed memory in his childhood friend and neighbor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183059 +0000" stop="20260816191238 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Siren Call - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Goren and Eames investigate after Ashley Gardela, a fellow officer's teenaged step-daughter, is found dead in her car after a night of partying, which leads them to her boss (Jason Raines), an ex-boyfriend with a record (Brian Murphy), and the boss's wife (Kelly Sloane-Raines). After another supposed young lover comes forward, Goren and Eames focus their investigation away from Jason Raines and toward another source. [ Recap available. ]</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191238 +0000" stop="20260816195450 +0000" channel="C1095.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maltese Cross - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Logan and Wheeler investigate when fireman Ian Duffy is stabbed twenty-two times before driving himself to the fire station and collapsing. When the investigation leads to questions concerning Duffy's sexual preference, Logan and Wheeler end up in the middle of a brawl with the other firemen that leads to an official investigation and a secret involving Duffy's wife, his friend Brendan Keele, and a crime that someone else confessed to years earlier.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183319 +0000" stop="20260816191501 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quickie - S11E11</title>
    <desc>One case becomes two as a murder leads to a serial rapist who is busy spreading disease along with his assaults, and the detectives' only clue is a website set up for casual and anonymous encounters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191501 +0000" stop="20260816195539 +0000" channel="C1096.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow - S11E12</title>
    <desc>When a rich and powerful couple with political connections is found murdered in their bedroom, Detectives Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler decide to speak to the deceased couple's daughter, Anne, for more information. After hearing Anne's account of a nefarious man who has been following her, the detectives soon discover that Anne's supposed stalker is none other than Detective Ash Ramsey of the Special Frauds division. Convinced that Anne killed her parents for their money, Ramsey becomes suspicious of Anne's business manager and is led to believe that he helped her steal money from the foundation she runs. When blackmail and embezzlement come into play, the detectives find that their lives may be at risk over a girl with some serious parent issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180702 +0000" stop="20260816183034 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>School Scam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>It's time for school. As Stephanie and the others go to class, Robbie Rotten comes up with a plan to prevent the kids from learning: Disguising himself as a teacher, and not teaching them lessons. During science class he makes a major mistake, and almost blows up the school. Sportacus arrives to save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183034 +0000" stop="20260816185405 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pixel TV - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Pixel has created LazyTown TV, a new TV station for the inhabitants of LazyTown to show off their talents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185405 +0000" stop="20260816191736 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Forever - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A competition is created in LazyTown where whoever wins gets a ticket to Sportacus' airship, but Robbie steals the ticket and attempts to let the air out of the ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191736 +0000" stop="20260816194107 +0000" channel="C1097.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Energy Book - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sportacus gives each of the children an energy book and some stickers to help them keep track of their daily habits, including exercising, brushing their teeth, and so on while Robbie attempts to distract them from using the stickers by appealing to each of their own character traits</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180928 +0000" stop="20260816183508 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beaver's Prep School - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Aunt Martha offers to send Beaver to a prep school attended by several generations of June's family. Excited by the activities and opportunities, Beaver gladly accepts, until he realizes that he'll have to leave friends and family behind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183508 +0000" stop="20260816190046 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wally and the Fraternity - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Wally expresses an interest in joining a fraternity on campus, and Ward offers to write a letter to Alpha Kappa on behalf of Wally and Eddie. Wally worries when an older State student informs him that Alpha Kappa is one of the worst houses on campus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190046 +0000" stop="20260816192558 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eddie's Sweater - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Eddie's girlfriend is knitting him a sweater for his birthday, and Wally volunteers to model. Rumors start flying and Eddie becomes convinced that his girl is two-timing him with his best friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192558 +0000" stop="20260816195138 +0000" channel="C1098.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book Report - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Gilbert convinces Beaver to do his book report on The Three Musketeers by watching the movie, and eventually Beaver gives in without realizing that the movie has very little to do with the plot of the book.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181856 +0000" stop="20260816191505 +0000" channel="C1099.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penguin One, Us Zero - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In the wake of a series of disturbing encounters, Kevin pays a visit to a therapist. Tom finds himself in a precarious situation with Christine, a favorite of Wayne's. A frustrated Meg is asked to part with pieces of her past. Jill and Aimee tail Nora Durst, who became a local celebrity when her entire family disappeared in the Departure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180303 +0000" stop="20260816182423 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Tupaquia - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Grover and Milk attempt to cheer up a newly-single Jamal by taking him to the local strip club where he meets Tupaquia, a stripper with an uncanny resemblance to the Legends' favorite rapper, Tupac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182423 +0000" stop="20260816184543 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Class President - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to impress Cindy, Grover runs for class president -- and wins, but when the student body demands that he fulfill the promises he made during his campaign, Grover becomes the target of an assassination plot .</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184543 +0000" stop="20260816190636 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cane and Disabled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The Legends feign mental handicaps in order to score better seats at a basketball game, but when Milk begins to receive menacing texts from an anonymous number threatening to expose their lies, things take a turn for the worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190636 +0000" stop="20260816192757 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Of Days - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A sex tape gets leaked and causes a global Internet blackout, and the Legends must find a way to survive the apocalypse; Milk cashes in on his pirated Chinese satellite connection, which gives him the last Internet connection available.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192757 +0000" stop="20260816194917 +0000" channel="C1100.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Than a Video Game - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Grover tries to step out of his brother's shadow by entering a video game tournament, but he quickly realizes that he may not have what it takes to go from zero to hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184207 +0000" stop="20260816192834 +0000" channel="C1101.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 26 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The beginning of the end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181749 +0000" stop="20260816184023 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Monsters (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Power is restored to the kingdom, and Jestro is on the loose. He gains the Book of Evil, transforming into a true villain. Meanwhile, the new knights are having trouble working together to protect the kingdom amidst the chaos from Merlin's demise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184023 +0000" stop="20260816190258 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Power of Merlok - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The knights work on their teamwork while the royal  RV is converted into the Fortrex, the new headquarters for the knights and a home for Merlok 2.0 and the Nexo power.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190258 +0000" stop="20260816192533 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knight's Code - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jestro finds the Book of Chaos, and gains chaos monsters to summon, but they won't listen to him. The knights have to stop those monsters while protecting the king and queen, who are giving a tour of the kingdom to business leaders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192533 +0000" stop="20260816194808 +0000" channel="C1102.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fright Knight - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the town of Spittoon, everyone is afraid of everything thanks to the Book of Fear. The Book of Monsters eats the book, releasing Whiperella, whose whips spread a person's worst fear with a single strike.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180305 +0000" stop="20260816181502 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brave But Foolish - S15E22</title>
    <desc>The Ninja race through Ninjago City in their new golden vehicles and take out Crystal Warriors with the power boost that Pixal installed. Hope is short lived, and the Destiny's Bounty is attacked by Dragonides. The crystal beasts take the Ninja's new vehicles out of commition. Master Wu confronts the Crystal King, but both he and the Bounty are blasted out of the sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181502 +0000" stop="20260816182651 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quittin' Time! - S15E23</title>
    <desc>Master Wu parachutes from the Crystal Temple and is found by paperkids Nelson and Antonia. Jay rescues Nya from the wreckage of the Destiny's Bounty, and Nya saves Jay from Crystal Warriors by reawakening her elemental powers. They head to the harbor with a plan to call for reinforcements. Nelson and Antonia bring Master Wu back to the newspaper warehouse where he broadcasts a message of hope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182651 +0000" stop="20260816183847 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Ice Emperor - S15E24</title>
    <desc>Lloyd and Garmadon escape from Hounddog McBrag into the sewers where Lloyd saves the McBrag from crystal-infected Serpentine. Misako returns to the warehouse with scrolls confirming Dragon Form exists, but the text is incomplete. Pixal rescues Zane but his memory is damaged along with his body, and his Ice Emperor persona resurfaces. Ronin and escaped fugitives escort Pixal to Borg Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183847 +0000" stop="20260816185036 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safe Haven - S15E25</title>
    <desc>Skylor rescues Kai and Cole from Pythor using elemental powers borrowed from both Ninja. They take shelter in an arcade and find Jake, separated from his parents. They head for the warehouse through the sewers to avoid the crystal-infected zombies and reunite Jake with his parents. Elsewhere in the sewers, Lloyd and Garmadon discover their potential Serpentine allies have already evacuated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185036 +0000" stop="20260816190237 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Compatible - S15E26</title>
    <desc>Kai and Skylor bond over cooking for refugees. Master Wu and Misako struggle to decypher the Dragon Form scroll. Cole uses the paperkid dispatch to contact the rest of the Ninja and coordinate outreach to their allies. Cyrus Borg repairs Zane, and Pixal brings him back online with an emotional outreach. She summons her new mech from the Samurai X Cave. Borg outfits Ronin's fugitives with mechs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190237 +0000" stop="20260816191426 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Distress Calls - S15E27</title>
    <desc>Racer 7 escorts Cole across Ninjago City to send for help, and Lloyd gives Garmadon a chance to prove he has changed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191426 +0000" stop="20260816192620 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Issue of Trust - S15E28</title>
    <desc>The Ninja prepare to make their last stand as the crystal army closes in, while Lloyd and Garmadon take the fight to the Crystal King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192620 +0000" stop="20260816193817 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon Form - S15E29</title>
    <desc>Lloyd and Garmadon face the Crystal King as the Ninja strike back at the enemy with old allies and new powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193817 +0000" stop="20260816195008 +0000" channel="C1103.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roots - S15E30</title>
    <desc>The Ninja show their true potential and perform a selfless act to save Ninjago from the Crystal King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182224 +0000" stop="20260816184313 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nut - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Dan's private viewing habits are exposed</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184313 +0000" stop="20260816191018 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Letterkenny vs Penny - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Wayne and Katy compete in a penny drive. The Hockey Players are nostalgic for the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191018 +0000" stop="20260816193456 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>W's Talk, Baby - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tanis tries to get the Irish back together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193456 +0000" stop="20260816200011 +0000" channel="C1104.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In It To Win It - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Daryl heads back to Quebec. The Hockey Players battle the Native team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180251 +0000" stop="20260816184601 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grievous Bodily Harm - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A face from Lightman's past pulls him into a dangerous criminal conspiracy, testing his friendship and loyalty. Meanwhile, The Lightman Group investigates a high school student's homicidal threats.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184601 +0000" stop="20260816192911 +0000" channel="C1105.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lack of Candor - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a government witness is murdered, the FBI hires The Lightman Group to determine who leaked the witness' whereabouts to the killers and to protect Agent Reynolds, the star witness in the case. When Reynolds refuses to testify in the case, Lightman and Foster learn he is hiding something in his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180238 +0000" stop="20260816182812 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Uncle Stu Balls - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Stu suspects his once-adoring nephew has changed his attitude since his Bar Mitzvah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182812 +0000" stop="20260816185629 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Caddy's Shack - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tim competes with a teenager when he gets a job at the same golf course where he worked in high school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185629 +0000" stop="20260816192422 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sausage Salesman - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Tim invents a career as a sausage salesman to impress Amy's dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192422 +0000" stop="20260816194846 +0000" channel="C1106.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Gay Eduardo - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tim helps an immigrant worker by posting flyers for jobs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182100 +0000" stop="20260816190457 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Search and Rescue - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Chip is planning to go hunting with his son Jon, but when Jon still hasn't arrived hours after their departure time, the family becomes concerned. The unpredictable weather in Kavik threatens Sue's ability to gather basic resources essential to her survival. In Eagle, Andy and Kate begin training new lead dogs to take over for the aging Iceberg, the current veteran lead. The bears in Chandalar will wake from hibernation, so Glenn prepares an emergency shelter should the bears destroy his cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190457 +0000" stop="20260816194854 +0000" channel="C1107.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Howling - S03E11</title>
    <desc>n Kavik, a looming snowstorm threatens Sue's camp. The last storm buried her food tent under 17 feet of snow, and the additional snow could crush it. Andy and Kate find that a large chunk of ice has broken free from the shore, leaving Andy scrambling to get supplies before the whole river breaks up. In Noorvik, Chip and Agnes prepare for their annual light winter hunting trip. A howling wolf wakes Glenn in Chandalar. He sets off in pursuit of the predator in hopes he'll find a bigger prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180501 +0000" stop="20260816190600 +0000" channel="C1111.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sam is called to a murder at a textile mill, the site of his bachelor flat in 2006. DCI Hunt suspects an outspoken union rep, but Sam tries to use his knowledge of forensic science to find the killer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182303 +0000" stop="20260816190603 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Things to Do in New York When You Think You're Dead - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A racial confrontation is triggered between the African Americans and Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood when a young African American girl's body is discovered thrown from a rooftop. Working the case with Sam Tyler and the squad is the cop Sam considers his mentor in 2008 - a much younger Fletcher Bellow - who doesn't recognize his future protege. Tangling with the Black Liberation Army, who is intent on hunting down the Puerto Rican suspect first to levy their own kind of justice, Sam, Bellow and the detectives of the 1-2-5 are in a race against time if Angel Ramirez is to have any chance to answer for the crime. But in the end, Sam must battle the racial attitudes in his own precinct - most notably Lt. Hunt and Detective Carling - and a dramatic standoff on the same rooftop leads to gunshots being fired.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190603 +0000" stop="20260816194928 +0000" channel="C1112.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday's Dead - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With a life-and-death hostage situation paralleling own strange circumstances, Sam Tyler is ordered with the rest of the 1-2-5 to diffuse a potentially deadly face-off at a hospital where a crazed gunman is trying to force a doctor to reverse a dangerous operation on the renegade's brother, and the squad are all targeted in the gunman's cross-hairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180430 +0000" stop="20260816182703 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugby - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Experiment 128: BUGBY

Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley are turned into bugs after Lilo captures an experiment for her bug collection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182703 +0000" stop="20260816184937 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rufus - S02E19</title>
    <desc>CROSSOVER: With KIM POSSIBLE

When Dr. Drakken and H�msterviel team up to kidnap Stitch in order to mass multiply him in order to destroy the world, Kim Possible and Lilo set off to try and save Experiment 626. Jumba, on the other hand, is quite sure that a certain Naked Mole Rat is his experiment 607...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184937 +0000" stop="20260816191209 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shush - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Experiment 234: SHUSH

Experiment 234, designed to listen to other people's conversations through her tail, is accidentally activated by Lilo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191209 +0000" stop="20260816193452 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lax - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Experiment 285: LAX
(Crossover with RECESS)

The gang from Recess are on 'holiday' in Hawaii! But experiment 285 is on the loose, causing Vince, Mikey and Stitch to abandon any and all forms of work. Can Lilo stop 285 and Hamsterviel's new experiment locator satellite without Stitch, or will Gantu finally succeed in catching an experiment?

Note: This episode first aired on Disney Channel on September 5, 2006 at 5 a.m.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193452 +0000" stop="20260816195828 +0000" channel="C1113.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remmy - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Experiment 276: REMMYOn the anniversary of the day when Lilo's ohana became broken, Lilo desides to take a nap, the day only gets worse when a nightmare causing experiment enters her dreams.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180345 +0000" stop="20260816190100 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Corbett’s most daring plan yet requires McQueen to exploit links with corrupt police officers.

AC-12 make a shocking discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190100 +0000" stop="20260816195820 +0000" channel="C1114.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise in the OCG following the events at Eastfield. With troubling questions hanging over the identity of ‘H’, suspicions mount at AC-12.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180449 +0000" stop="20260816182821 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Love Shack"" (open)   ""Soap Opera: Caught in the Act""   ""Psychogram: Informant""   ""Push Comes to Shove""   ""Cut Up Camera: Wild Dog Pizza""   ""Face Like a Frog: Don't Go in the Basement""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Miss Lydia's Makeover to the Stars: George Michael""   ""Psychogram: Suburban Housewife Cover""   ""Stick Figure Theater: JosÃ© Ferrer in Cyrano de Bergerac""   ""Art School Girls of Doom: The Bra""   ""Psychogram: Skewered Agent Y""   ""Istanbul Was Constantinople""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182821 +0000" stop="20260816185206 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Chalk Bars and Tones"" (open)   ""Winter Steele: Stupid Hippies""   ""Psychogram: Prof. Allergy""   ""Cut Up Camera: Elevators""   ""Psychogram: Timetravel""   ""Invisible Hands""   ""Psychogram: All a Dream?""   ""Stick Figure Theater: It's a Wonderful Life""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185206 +0000" stop="20260816191548 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Uncle Louie's Travels"" (open)   ""Aeon Flux: Gravity""   ""The Adventures of Thomas and Nardo""   ""Beavis and Butt-head: Frog Baseball""   ""The Specialists""   ""Winter Steele: Soft Heart, Cold Alcohol""   ""Stick Figure Theater: Night of the Living Dead""   ""Dog Boy""</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191548 +0000" stop="20260816193948 +0000" channel="C1115.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Includes the following cartoons:
""Safety Twins Puppets"" (open)   ""Bobby &amp; Billy: Let's Go to the Party""   ""Wishful Thinking""   ""Dog Boy""   ""The Specialists""   ""Office Space""   ""The Listener""   ""Hello Dad, I'm in Jail""   ""Glove Story""   ""Aeon Flux""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180748 +0000" stop="20260816183148 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sand Castle - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Little Bear has built a marvelous sand castle. He is the King and Duck insists on being Queen. The threat of invaders brings the Otters to the rescue and the game isn't over until a wizard is found, a spell is cast, a sleeping beauty is awake again, and - the most fun part of all - the castle is knocked down!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183148 +0000" stop="20260816185549 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Anniversary - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Father Bear is away so Little Bear surprises Mother Bear by dressing up and dancing with her to celebrate her wedding anniversary. But the real surprise is when Father Bear returns home early so the whole family can celebrate together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185549 +0000" stop="20260816191949 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The April Fool - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Little Bear finds out it's not so easy to play an April Fool's trick on Mother and Father Bear!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191949 +0000" stop="20260816194349 +0000" channel="C1117.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balloon Heads - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Little Bear's friends are envious when they see him blowing big, pink, bubble gum bubbles. Little Bear shares his extra gum and with great patience, teaches them all how to blow their own bubbles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180703 +0000" stop="20260816183103 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight of the Instrument Fairies - S02E32</title>
    <desc>Quincy tells a story about the instrument fairies, which have their own color magic, create beautiful colors, and make the aurora borealis; the trumpet fairy makes blue magic, the oboe fairy makes red magic, the flute fairy makes purple magic, the tuba fairy makes green magic, and the violin fairy makes yellow magic. A big snow storm blows the instrument fairies into a polar bear's cave. However, the Violin Fairy (the smallest one) manages to escape the cave through the key hole, and it is up to the team and the Violin Fairy to head to Lapland and rescue the other instrument fairies before the polar bear arrives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183103 +0000" stop="20260816185503 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Silly Sock Saves the Circus - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Leo has a silly sock with silly pictures: a pizza, bananas, and a little fish. The sock also sings a silly song which makes his friends laugh. There is going to be a silly clothes circus and the other clothes are to participate in. Silly Sock wants to join in the circus, but they know that it will start today, so it is up to the team to bring Silly Sock to the circus in Paris, France before it starts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185503 +0000" stop="20260816191904 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Team! - S02E34</title>
    <desc>The team is in the king's castle showing their special skills, which impresses the king. The king shows them his treasure, though a dragon steals his treasure chest and it is up to the team to work together to retrieve the king's treasure chest from the dragon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191904 +0000" stop="20260816194304 +0000" channel="C1118.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Robot from Outer Space - S02E35</title>
    <desc>June sees a music robot in outer space from her telescope. A meteor shower heads straight to his home, Planet Robot, so Music Robot sweeps all the rocks, but one of them hits him in the stomach, causing his three flying batteries to fly out. Now, it is up to the team to find Music Robot's three batteries so that he can fly back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181013 +0000" stop="20260816183515 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Issues - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Billy Eichner stops by for pointers on persuading people to call instead of text, the kids weigh in on a hair makeover and wearing a hijab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183515 +0000" stop="20260816190421 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S01E12</title>
    <desc>"Modern Family" star Julie Bowen receives expert advice from the adorable peanut gallery on ways to stop embarrassing her sons when she's having fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190421 +0000" stop="20260816192720 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friendship - S01E01</title>
    <desc>"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow asks the pint-sized panel for help with clashing commitments. Conflicted Jake can't find the words to tell the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192720 +0000" stop="20260816195129 +0000" channel="C1119.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The kids dish advice on a marriage proposal and mending a broken heart, then help Candace Cameron Bure of "Fuller House" plan a big surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184256 +0000" stop="20260816192915 +0000" channel="C1120.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Times Are Changing (1) - S09E01</title>
    <desc>The Ingalls are forced to sell their house to the Carters and leave Walnut Grove to find a more promising life. Mrs. Carter begins printing a newspaper for Walnut Grove. Etta Plum becomes the teacher in Walnut Grove when Laura decides she wants to spend more time with Rose. Almanzo's brother, Royal, comes to Walnut Grove with his daughter, Jenny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180704 +0000" stop="20260816181810 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Tooth - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The heroine is upset when one of her teeth falls out before she has to pose for a family photograph</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181810 +0000" stop="20260816182916 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Dummy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The youngster does not want to give up her dummy and wonders why it keeps disappearing</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182916 +0000" stop="20260816184022 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want a Bath - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The youngster does her best to avoid having a bath. Animation, with the voice of Jane Horrocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184022 +0000" stop="20260816185128 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Didn't Do It - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The youngster gets into trouble, but thinks she should let Scruff take the blame for her</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185128 +0000" stop="20260816190235 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want My Voice Back - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The princess loses her voice and has to find new ways to make herself heard</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190235 +0000" stop="20260816191341 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Comb My Hair - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The heroine decides not to brush her hair, and discovers combing other people's is more fun</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191341 +0000" stop="20260816192447 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Like Salad - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The youngster grows a tomato plant - and is horrified at the idea of anyone eating it</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192447 +0000" stop="20260816193553 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Do Magic - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Little Princess learns magic tricks but gets shocked when the magic works too well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193553 +0000" stop="20260816194659 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Want to Tidy Up - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Little Princess is fed up with having to tidy away her toys. The King and Queen agree she can leave her room messy if she wants, but as the clutter builds, teddy bear Gilbert goes missing...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194659 +0000" stop="20260816195805 +0000" channel="C1121.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want a Trumpet - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A music box arrives at the castle, prompting the Princess to learn to play an instrument</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180442 +0000" stop="20260816182820 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Monkeys of Bah Roghar (1) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Priceless statuettes are disappearing from the hotel in which they are on display, and it falls to Hobo to expose who among several colorful characters are responsible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182820 +0000" stop="20260816185159 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Monkeys of Bah Roghar (2) - S06E03</title>
    <desc>All of the statuettes disappear and the Hobo works with one of the hotel's more scrupulous staffers to solve the mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185159 +0000" stop="20260816191541 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rodeo - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The Hobo helps a rodeo star suffering from PTSD overcome his fear of animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191541 +0000" stop="20260816193923 +0000" channel="C1122.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Door Closes - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A grumpy, but industrious, owner of a construction firm suffers an accident on the job, leaving him paralyzed. Despite his hard-to-love attitude, his wife and the Hobo stand by him for his physiotherapy and while he reassesses his talents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180652 +0000" stop="20260816182855 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door-Jammed - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Blythe and Whittany get trapped in a bathroom at the Biskit mansion; the pets suspect that there is a werewolf among them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182855 +0000" stop="20260816185058 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frenemies - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Zoe and Pepper act like rivals while organizing a party for Penny Ling. Elsewhere, Vinnie's dancing skills improve after he loses his tail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185058 +0000" stop="20260816191302 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blythe's Pet Project - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A friendly squirrel starts hanging out at the pet shop around the same time some items go missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191302 +0000" stop="20260816193505 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summertime Blues (1) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Blythe gets into a summer fashion program, but she worries because it means going away and leaving her pet pals and her family for awhile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193505 +0000" stop="20260816195709 +0000" channel="C1123.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Missing Blythe (2) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The pets devise a plan to visit Blythe at fashion camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180810 +0000" stop="20260816183027 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kiss of the Spider Man - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Max defends Jackson Turner, an environmentalist accused of murdering a CEO. He insists he was on a plane at the time the crime was committed, and Max locates a stewardess who remembers his snoring. Max and Jackson begin falling for each other. After he is cleared, they go to his cabin for the weekend. Max learns that the CEO died from the venom of a rare poisonous spider; Jackson could have killed him without being present. She jumps out the window, but later returns with Overton to confront Jackson. He insists he is innocent, and notices that a spider is missing. They realize that his assistant, Peignor, had access to the spiders. Synclaire, Regine and Kyle arrive to check on Max and Overton. Peignor emerges from the bathroom with a gun. Kyle and Overton jump him, but break the spiders' case. When Peignor tries to grab the gun, Max tosses a spider at him. Kyle and Overton carry him to the clinic. Max apologizes to Jackson, but decides he isn't right for her after he asks her to help t</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183027 +0000" stop="20260816185235 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Happened to Baby Sister? - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Khadijah's estranged father asks her to keep an eye on her spoiled half-sister, Stephanie, while she is in town for a track meet. Khadijah asks Ivan to take her out and keep her out of trouble, but she slips away at a party and gets really drunk. She has a terrible hangover the morning of the finals. Khadijah forces her to get in the blocks, but she has to quit the race to go throw up. Khadijah can't understand why Stephanie would throw her opportunity away, but Stephanie explains that she is tired of being touted as a future Olympian; she would rather be a regular college student. Khadijah doesn't sympathize, pointing out that Stephanie at least has a father to pressure her. She is surprised to learn that their father always holds up Khadijah as a role model to her sister. Regine suspects that Max penned a letter to a magazine expressing concern about her habit of pushing men away (one in particular). She and Kyle pester Max about this, but she steadfastly denies it. Overton, however,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185235 +0000" stop="20260816191450 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Compromising Positions - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Laverne is very impressed with Keith at their first meeting, but things take a turn for the worse when Ms. Hunter catches Keith and Regine in a romantic interlude on the roof a few days later. (Max, who observed the entire encounter from her apartment, documents it for the neighborhood newsletter.) Regine cannot get her mother to speak to her, so she comes down to her favorite bingo parlor with Khadijah to confront her. Laverne explains that Regine's behavior reminds her of the time that Regine was conceived in the bleachers during a Mets game. Regine assures her that she has control of her life, and there is no reason to worry. When one of Laverne's bingo cards is a winner, she and her daughter celebrate with a shopping spree. Overton decides to pop the question to Synclaire. He spots the perfect ring, but must negotiate with the eccentric old man who presently owns it.
Tag: Overton and Ray take a ""chopper"" ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191450 +0000" stop="20260816193705 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Engagement (1) - S03E27</title>
    <desc>While buying a hot dog in the park, Synclaire meets Robert De Niro, who offers her the part of a waitress in his new movie. Overton tries to plan the perfect evening in the hopes of proposing to Synclaire, but virtually everything goes wrong. Synclaire cannot make their dinner because she has been called to the set. She eventually shows up, but they have to flee when the houseboat restaurant has plumbing problems. Their hansom cab breaks down in Central Park, and Overton gets mugged. Despite Synclaire's pleas, he unhitches the horse and mounts it in the hopes of chasing the man down and getting the ring back. An alternative rock group slaps Khadijah with a multi-million dollar lawsuit after Russell writes a review accusing it of ripping off Barry Manilow's ""Mandy."" When Regine tries to console Russell, he kisses her, and she takes a very long time to shove him away. Regine's women's group persuades Max to run for alderwoman. Regine appoints herself Max's campaign manager, but objects t</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193705 +0000" stop="20260816195921 +0000" channel="C1127.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Engagement (2) - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The police bring a shivering Overton to the apartment. The horse subdued the mugger, but bucked Overton into the bushes. He still does not tell Synclaire about the ring. Overton later picks the mugger out of the lineup. Synclaire breaks down the door and tries to attack the man. Overton's belongings are returned to him and (after an interruption from Khadijah) he proposes to Synclaire at the police station. She immediately accepts. As she has no chance of winning in court, Khadijah agrees to a settlement with the band, which will force Flavor to go bankrupt. Russell saves the day when he bursts in and announces that he has deconstructed the song in question. He gradually strips away parts of the song, and reveals that it actually was a rip-off of ""Mandy."" Max's campaign appears to be back on track when Kyle uncovers evidence that proves the incumbent is corrupt, but the documents are shredded. Max instead admits the allegations against her are true, but claims that they prove she has t</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180151 +0000" stop="20260816182313 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 206 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions mount as Ron’s knee injury puts a kink in their plans to go to New Orleans. Ron, Bobby and Amy work together on a tricky motorcycle repo, and a van repo turns violent when a surprise rolls into Ron and Bobby’s lap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182313 +0000" stop="20260816184440 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 207 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Ron and Bobby's trip to the Big Easy starts off with a bang. When they are sent to repo a fan boat, they end up on the wrong end of rifle-wielding swamp people. Amy's suspicions about Dwight lead her to make a crucial decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184440 +0000" stop="20260816190532 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 208 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Lizard Lick Towing's jobs in New Orleans get even stranger. The boys go to an abandoned warehouse to repo a semi trailer from a family of eccentrics, and Amy assists on a job to repo a hearse from unscrupulous gangbangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190532 +0000" stop="20260816192723 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 209 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>After a disastrous end to their New Orleans trip, Ron and Bobby battle over how to deal with Dwight. The boys head to Make-Out Point to repo a car, and Bobby suffers a devastating setback that puts the future of the business in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192723 +0000" stop="20260816194853 +0000" channel="C1128.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 210 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Bobby's truck up in flames, he's out for revenge, and it's up to Ron to hold The Lick together. Ron and Bobby head to a den of criminals to repo a vehicle, and a huge job lands in the boys' lap: 25 cars in three hours for 30 grand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180944 +0000" stop="20260816185353 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boston: Extended Stay - Family Jewels - S11E04</title>
    <desc>An old school bank robber maintains his swagger; an inmate with an imaginary friend and a shocking act lands the sheriff's sister behind bars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185353 +0000" stop="20260816193803 +0000" channel="C1129.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boston: Extended Stay - Baptism by Fire - S11E05</title>
    <desc>An inmate finds himself on the wrong end of an attack; another with a reputation for violence and another waits trial for murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180351 +0000" stop="20260816185252 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crypt - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Logan, Jessica, and Rem discover a civilization that was devastated by a plague. 6 of the most brillant minds of the time were selected to be preserved. one of them is an imposter - but which one?

Logan, Jessica, and Rem must uncover which of the survivors is not who they claim to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185252 +0000" stop="20260816194124 +0000" channel="C1130.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear Factor - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An evil scientist captures the three fugitives and plans to make them his latest patients. He is trying to remove the ability of people to experience emotions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181344 +0000" stop="20260816185707 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Violence ensues and a mysterious island beast makes a re-appearance when Michael and Locke clash over Walt's upbringing. Meanwhile, Charlie is tempted to read the missing Claire's diary, and Sayid enlists Shannon to help decipher the French woman's map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185707 +0000" stop="20260816193852 +0000" channel="C1132.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S01E15</title>
    <desc>After the missing Claire returns with no recollection of what has happened since before she boarded the doomed Oceanic flight 815, Jack and Locke formulate a plan of defense against her kidnapper, who threatens to kill off the other survivors one by one unless Claire is returned to him. Meanwhile, the disappointment Charlie feels when Claire does not remember him triggers recollections of a woman he had let down in the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182540 +0000" stop="20260816191703 +0000" channel="C1133.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Man - S02E15</title>
    <desc>The Robinson women and Dr Smith become involved in a war between the leaders of two alien civilizations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181803 +0000" stop="20260816184044 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making the Grade - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Lincoln's social standing is at stake when his 4-year-old sister is put into his fifth grade class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184044 +0000" stop="20260816190324 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Such Luck - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lincoln finds himself with unexpected free time after his sisters worry that he is bad luck, and ban him from attending their activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190324 +0000" stop="20260816192557 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog Wild - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Lincoln finds out his class is dissecting frogs, he and Lana embark on a mission to rescue them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192557 +0000" stop="20260816194838 +0000" channel="C1134.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patching Things Up - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Lana and Lola try out for Bluebell Scouts, but discover one of them might be more suited for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180249 +0000" stop="20260816182354 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travel Day / South - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Louie endures a number of typical airline problems traveling to Birmingham for a gig. After the show, he meets an intense fan and her intimidating brother at a local diner, and a sheriff who just wants a little appreciation.</desc>
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    <title>Heckler / Cop Movie - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the first segment, Louie deals with a heckler during his gig at the Comedy Cellar. In the second segment, Louie is guilted into accepting a role as a cop in a movie directed by Matthew Broderick, but finds acting difficult.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184554 +0000" stop="20260816190717 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Date / Mom - S01E07</title>
    <desc>In the first segment, Louie deals with the awkward situation created when he's propositioned by his brother to join in a three-way. In the second segment, Louie's unpleasant and stupid mother visits to report that she's now a lesbian, but is met with unloving indifference from Louie and injured resentment from Robby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190717 +0000" stop="20260816192837 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogpound - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After leaving his girls with their mother for a week, Louie tries to cope with their absence. He initially plans on exercising, but ends up eating ice cream and pizza for two days. Later, he's pressured into smoking pot with his obnoxious neighbor and decides to get an adult dog, which promptly dies. After Animal Control picks up the dog to dispose of it, Louie's girls return and he tells them he had a good weekend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192837 +0000" stop="20260816195039 +0000" channel="C1135.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bully - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Flashbacks depict Louis learning about sex as a boy from his father and in school. On a date, he is emasculated by a high school student who threatens to beat him up. He secretly follows the bully home to Staten Island and confronts his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181157 +0000" stop="20260816190355 +0000" channel="C1136.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and Take Me Along - S01E19</title>
    <desc>An unmarried reverend and his single companion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190355 +0000" stop="20260816195550 +0000" channel="C1136.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and the Advice Givers - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A husband and wife each receive differing advice from other people about their marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184458 +0000" stop="20260816193405 +0000" channel="C1137.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Groupies/The Audition/Doc's Nephew - S06E06</title>
    <desc>A psychiatrist, who is on vacation is followed by four of his patients. An actor pursues the writer of a soap opera, who rejected him for a role on her show. Doc's nephew is making a move on his girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180739 +0000" stop="20260816182039 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sucker of Souls - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Unleashed by an archaeological dig, a bloodthirsty demon battles a team of mercenaries armed with... cats?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182039 +0000" stop="20260816182700 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Yogurt Took Over - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After scientists accidentally breed super-intelligent yogurt, it soon hungers for world domination.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182700 +0000" stop="20260816184336 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Aquila Rift - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Awakening after traveling light years off course, a ship's crew struggles to discover just how far they've come.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184336 +0000" stop="20260816190049 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Hunting - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The son of a spirit hunter forges a bond with a shape-shifting Huli jing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190049 +0000" stop="20260816191123 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dump - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Ugly Dave calls the garbage dump home, and he's not about to let some city slicker take it away from him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191123 +0000" stop="20260816192734 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shape-Shifters - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Deep in Afghanistan, two Marines with supernatural powers face a threat from one of their own kind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192734 +0000" stop="20260816193738 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helping Hand - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Stranded in orbit, an astronaut must choose between life and limb before her oxygen runs out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193738 +0000" stop="20260816194753 +0000" channel="C1138.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Night - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After their car breaks down in the desert, two salesmen take a dreamlike voyage to the dawn of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180533 +0000" stop="20260816183119 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isabel - S02E05</title>
    <desc>At a whiskey tasting, Dylan and Luke think back on a drunken awards ceremony, where things didn't quite go as planned for any of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183119 +0000" stop="20260816185730 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emma - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dylan meets up with his old girlfriend Emma. In a flashback, Evie and Dylan feel pressured on Valentine's Day, while Luke woos an ex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185730 +0000" stop="20260816192426 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jonesy? - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dylan reconnects with Jonesy, a friend who doesn't recall sleeping with him. Three months earlier, the guys try to cheer him up with a wild night out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192426 +0000" stop="20260816195021 +0000" channel="C1139.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abigail (Again) - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The day after Angus's divorce party, Abigail won't answer Dylan's calls. He, Luke and Evie try to pierce together what happened the night before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181022 +0000" stop="20260816185402 +0000" channel="C1140.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Lucifer - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When philanthropist Tim Dunlear is found dead, Lucifer explores his good side by becoming a benefactor for Tim's glitzy Los Angeles charity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185402 +0000" stop="20260816193804 +0000" channel="C1140.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#TeamLucifer - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a woman is found dead on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – with her body twisted into the shape of a pentagram – the investigation leads Lucifer and team into the world of Satanists, where they soon realize, evil doesn't always live where we expect it to.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180223 +0000" stop="20260816182717 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking the Fifth - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182717 +0000" stop="20260816185211 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Friendship - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185211 +0000" stop="20260816191530 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Sweat - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191530 +0000" stop="20260816194022 +0000" channel="C1141.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Depressing News - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181900 +0000" stop="20260816190611 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Factor - S02E01</title>
    <desc>MacGyver and Pete are testing a new security system at the Strategic Research Development Administration. MacGyver successfully bypasses the security and meets Dr. Jill Ludlam, the system's designer. She tries to turn off the security system, but it doesn't realize that it was just a test. MacGyver and Dr. Ludlam are then forced to find a way out, as the security system, named Sandy, tries to destroy the "intruders."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190611 +0000" stop="20260816195420 +0000" channel="C1142.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eraser - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Mac inadvertently leads a hit man to his target, believing that he's helping a father find his lost son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183040 +0000" stop="20260816191818 +0000" channel="C1144.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Twenty Three - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Betty tries her hand at local politics. Don is forced into thinking about the future. Peggy receives a luxurious gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182019 +0000" stop="20260816190138 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #1018 - S10E18</title>
    <desc>Cops (Rufus Champagne II)   Marvin Tikvah: Rehab   Taco Hell II   Old Man Stan   Married Females Seek Fun   Sexual Harrassment Accusations   Steven Cragg Film Sex Video   Encore: Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Music Video (#817)   Close-Old Man Stan</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190138 +0000" stop="20260816194245 +0000" channel="C1146.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #1019 - S10E19</title>
    <desc>The Barbecue Bus   Sprint Ringtones   Coach Hines: Career Day   Pimp My Bride   Inside Looking Out III   Big Lady, Mini Cooper   Christie Brinkley's Ab Zapper   Detroit Star Naming Institute   Front Row Rappers   Close-Bush Sprint Ringtone</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180944 +0000" stop="20260816183537 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cracks a Yolk - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When the principal, Mr. Ruhle (Paul Winfield), has to go away for a few days, he leaves his beloved chicken, Giblets, in Dorothy Ann's care. Unfortunately, the minute Mr. Ruhle is out the door, Giblets flies away. How will DA ever find another prized Rhode Island Red to replace Giblets? Where do you get chickens anyway? And which comes first, the chicken or the egg? The next thing DA knows, Ms. Frizzle and the class are on a field trip to see how eggs are made â€” from the inside out! But will this egg have everything it needs to become ""Giblets the Second""?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183537 +0000" stop="20260816190131 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goes to Mussel Beach - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The class is enjoying a normal summer day at the beach until Ms. Frizzle discovers a letter from ""Uncle Shelby,"" who wants the class to look after his beachfront property. The kids soon discover that this ""luxurious"" accommodation is only a tiny spot on the shoreline. Why would anyone want to live in a spot where they're battered by waves at high tide and baked by the sun at low tide? To find out, Ms. Frizzle turns the kids into... mussels!?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190131 +0000" stop="20260816192725 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goes on Air - S04E04</title>
    <desc>""We got assigned air, and it's not fair!"" The only contribution the kids in Ms. Frizzle's class have made to the Walkerville Space Capsule is an empty jar. ""It's not empty,"" argues Keesha. ""It's filled with air!"" ""But air doesn't do anything!"" wails Ralphie. They discover that's not so when the bus shrinks and gets stuck inside the jar â€” and the class finds that their only hope for escape is... air!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192725 +0000" stop="20260816195319 +0000" channel="C1147.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gets Swamped - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The debate is intense: Should Walkerville get rid of the swamp by the river and replace it with a fantastic new shopping mall or build the mall somewhere else? Carlos, representing his class, is given the thankless task of persuading the town council to keep the smelly old swamp. If he loses the debate, he'll lose to Arnold's pesky cousin Janet! The kids learn that the swamp is an important habitat and natural water filter, but the council's not convinced until... FLOOD!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181232 +0000" stop="20260816185647 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of the Time Bees - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alice didn't buy enough tacos. Fen's got 3 bars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185647 +0000" stop="20260816194006 +0000" channel="C1148.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mountain of Ghosts - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Eliot and Alice go for a hike. Fen gets a haircut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183702 +0000" stop="20260816191930 +0000" channel="C1149.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retrieval - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Magnum and Higgins are hired to find a missing gamer whose online friends believe he might be in trouble. Jin Jeong enlists the help of TC in a treasure hunt after his ex-partner gets out of prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184815 +0000" stop="20260816193804 +0000" channel="C1150.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Higgins volunteers Magnum's services to guard a wealthy socialite's quarantined dog, after the attempted dognapping of the canine. "Sir Algernon Farnsworth" soon finds himself to be the most wanted dog in Hawaii, when his former owner, ageing gangster Victor DiGiorgio, has need to get him back. Magnum and an animal regulations officer are soon on the run with Algie from the would-be dognappers - and the fact that the officer seems to be scared of dogs doesn't exactly make matters any easier - but just why does DiGiorgio want the mutt back so badly?...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181654 +0000" stop="20260816183942 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stilts - S06E20</title>
    <desc>After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills, and a reluctant Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183942 +0000" stop="20260816190139 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buseys Take a Hostage - S06E21</title>
    <desc>When Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting with Malcolm, he is strongly encouraged to take on the role of President. Being his dad's right-hand man, Malcolm sees a perfect opportunity to add some excitement to the community, while Hal's agenda is a little bit different. Meanwhile, Francis takes on a new job as a camp activities coordinator and turns to Dewey for his input on some creative new games. While Dewey revels in his afternoon of fun, his fed-up classmates take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190139 +0000" stop="20260816192406 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs. Tri-County - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Unbeknownst to Lois, the boys enter her in the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant as a joke. When they overhear the other contestants remarking that Lois doesn't have a chance of winning, they plot to help their mother take the crown. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant for Herkabe, and Reese discovers that, according to the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant manual's scientific formula, he is beautiful.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192406 +0000" stop="20260816194603 +0000" channel="C1151.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Man - S07E01</title>
    <desc>The family attends the counterculture Burning Man festival in the desert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182022 +0000" stop="20260816184146 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Workman's Holiday - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mama embarrasses Vinton at work with the "Binky Bunny" lunchbox she made for him when he was a kid, she must find a way to cure him of his trauma before he loses his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184146 +0000" stop="20260816190314 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Sees Red - S04E12</title>
    <desc>A man from the State Department asks the Harpers to host a Russian national named Olga for one day, as part of "Project Heartland." Unfortunately, their actions persuade her to defect to America.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190314 +0000" stop="20260816192440 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Room with No View - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Vint and Naomi are tired of living in the basement, so they agree to switch rooms with Bubba. Everyone is happy with the new arrangement, except Mama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192440 +0000" stop="20260816194607 +0000" channel="C1152.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sins of the Mother - S04E14</title>
    <desc>After Bubba comes home late and drunk, Mama is enraged and gives him an excessive punishment. He does not know why she is being so irrational, until Iola tells him (via flashback) about a similar incident involving Eunice when she was Bubba's age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181629 +0000" stop="20260816184119 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Praise of Older Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Chrissy's new boyfriend has a secret that Robin tries to expose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184119 +0000" stop="20260816190412 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Did You Ever Meet Rommel? - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Invited to dinner at the roommates' flat, Mr. Roper clashes with Robin's German friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190412 +0000" stop="20260816192940 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Foot Two, Eyes of Blue - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Chrissy and Robin serve as substitute babysitters as a favor for Jo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192940 +0000" stop="20260816195433 +0000" channel="C1153.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carry Me Back to Old Southampton - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After Robin fails his cooking exams, he plans to move back to Southampton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181404 +0000" stop="20260816183404 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>San Francisco, California - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A sandwich mashup of fried chicken and pulled pork; a porchetta sandwich from a roaming rotisserie food truck; a 49 ounce porterhouse steak and sizable sides in the Gold Rush inspired 49er Club Steak Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183404 +0000" stop="20260816185404 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystic, Connecticut - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb's tasty travels take him to Mystic, Conn., to conquer land and sea with a totally bonkers Portuguese-inspired burger and a crazy coastal feast of chowder, shrimp cocktail, a bursting bowl of steamers and mussels and a whole steamed lobster. For the grand finale, he takes on a ridiculously massive sundae in Mel's Downtown Creamery's Big Kahuna Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185404 +0000" stop="20260816191404 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fargo, North Dakota - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb's eating adventure takes him to Fargo, North Dakota, for a hearty, German take on a cheesy classic and a breakfast-dessert mashup with a Scandinavian spin. Then he settles in for the Boiler Room's Hot Dish Challenge: a massive Midwestern meal made for the entire family ... or just one man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191404 +0000" stop="20260816193404 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadwood, South Dakota - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb's nationwide nosh brings him to Deadwood, SD. He orders an impressive pork chop at an Old West saloon, chows down on the local fry bread and tackles a 16-ounce buffalo rib-eye with six massive sides.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193404 +0000" stop="20260816195404 +0000" channel="C1154.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scottsdale, Arizona - S08E24</title>
    <desc>Casey Webb's culinary quest brings him to Scottsdale, Ariz., where he crunches through a sweet Latin staple and takes on a Stone Age feast topped with a smoked turkey leg. Then he attempts to devour a 4-pound deli platter in Chompie's Day at the Deli Challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183029 +0000" stop="20260816192108 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 23: The Spies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Survivors come out of hiding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192108 +0000" stop="20260816200004 +0000" channel="C1155.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 24: The Return - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Mandalorian and his allies confront their enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180206 +0000" stop="20260816184354 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Call Sign - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Ben is drawn to help absolve a passenger of his guilt while Saanvi enlists help in protecting herself from the Major. Jared and Drea must extract a confession from a trio of ruthless meth dealers who would do anything to exact revenge on Michaela.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184354 +0000" stop="20260816192553 +0000" channel="C1156.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Icing Conditions - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Michaela and Ben put everything on the line to attempt a daring rescue. As the final hours of Zeke's life approach, Saanvi and Vance make a last-ditch effort to appeal to the Major, who may be the only person who can save him from his Death Date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182004 +0000" stop="20260816184317 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll See You in Court - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Bundys and the Rhoades sue a motel after Al and Peg discovers that the motel taped the Rhoades having sex.

**Conflict erupted between the show's producers and the airing network over the episode's content, which prevented the episode from being aired for well over a decade, far past Married ... with Children's initial television run. Even when first shown on American television in 2002, four lines were removed from the broadcast, despite it having already run uncut in other countries.**</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184317 +0000" stop="20260816190611 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190611 +0000" stop="20260816192931 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thinnergy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Marcy gives Peggy the book "Thinnergy", which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join in, but they refuse.   When the diet makes Peggy really annoying, Steve convinces Al to join the diet, and persuades Peggy to quit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192931 +0000" stop="20260816195257 +0000" channel="C1157.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Bundys and the Rhoades' hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades' buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog, thinking it was a burglar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181626 +0000" stop="20260816183917 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Gina accidentally throws away Martin's tickets to a very important professional basketball game.  She tries to get them out of the trash chute and replace them before Martin finds out, but is unsuccessful. She later finds out that Sheneneh also has a pair of tickets to the same game, and begs Sheneneh for them. Sheneneh, who doesn't like Gina and enjoys watching her suffer, decides to make it difficult for Gina to get the tickets.  She compels Gina to work off the debt in her beauty salon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183917 +0000" stop="20260816190204 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You've Got a Friend - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Gina starts to hang around with a new male friend. They go shopping together alot. Martin gets suspicious. So he threatens the guy and drives him away. But after getting rid of him, Martin realizes he made a mistake when Gina drags him along to shop for ladies shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190204 +0000" stop="20260816192455 +0000" channel="C1158.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Kill a Talking Bird - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mama Payne leaves her beloved talking parrot at Martin's apartment for the weekend. The talking bird constantly insults Gina, which infuriates her. Gina tries to keep her cool, and cares for the bird anyway. But the bird dies and Mama Payne believes Gina killed the bird intentionally.</desc>
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    <title>Fat Like Dat - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Gina convinces Martin that he's putting on weight. So he, Tommy and Cole go on a diet and attend Gina's aerobics class where they meet a tough physical trainer. Martin then decides that he will give up all the rich foods he used to enjoy, and in true Martin tradition, he takes his dieting and exercise to the extreme. Now Gina must figure out a way to bring the old Martin back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182920 +0000" stop="20260816191641 +0000" channel="C1159.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take It Personal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Luke gets closer to the truth about Reva and her part in his fate, while Mariah wrestles with the morality of her new role. Misty hunts for Luke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182650 +0000" stop="20260816192137 +0000" channel="C1160.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Judas Goat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While Frank is in bad shape, Micro asks Curtis for help. Madani and Russo continue to combine business with pleasure. Lewis defends his rights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181418 +0000" stop="20260816183621 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin War (3) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>In order for Spider-Man to defeat the Goblin King, he must first bring together Doc Ock, Spider-Girl, Ghost-Spider, Miles Morales and Harry Osborn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183621 +0000" stop="20260816185825 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin War (4) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The assembled Spider Team (Spider-Man, Miles, Ghost-Spider, Hobgoblin, Spider-Girl, and Doctor Octopus) must stop the Goblin King, now armed with a Goblin Mech Suit, before he destroys New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185825 +0000" stop="20260816194205 +0000" channel="C1161.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web of Venom - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Spider-Man discovers Max Modell is experimenting with a synthetic version of the Venom symbiote, he warns him of the dangers. When Curt Connors stumbles on the experiment, he accidentally releases the real symbiote.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180649 +0000" stop="20260816182933 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Revenge of Arnim Zola - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Spidey is captured by Arnim Zola. With time running out, his classmates must engage Zola in a desperate fight, giving Spidey the chance to rally and break free of the madman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182933 +0000" stop="20260816185137 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contest of Champions (1) - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man, the Avengers and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. battle their greatest foes for the fate of the planet. Spider-Man is chosen to be part of the Collector's team and is partnered with Hulk and Iron Man against the Grandmaster's team of villains consisting of Kraven the Hunter, Molten Man and Wendigo King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185137 +0000" stop="20260816191340 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contest of Champions (2) - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man is partnered with Captain America, Red Hulk and Iron Fist in a game of capture the flag against Sandman, Blastaar and Ymir. Then Spider-Man is partnered with Power Man, Black Widow and Skaar against Doctor Octopus, Absorbing Man and Zzzax in a game of last team standing but things become a problem when the Grandmaster starts changing the environment of the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191340 +0000" stop="20260816193544 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contest of Champions (3) - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Spider-Man teams up with Iron Spider, Agent Venom and Thor against Terrax, Attuma and Annihilus in a fight within the subway. Then Spider-Man uses Life Model Decoys to distract Grandmaster so he, Iron Spider and Agent Venom can board Grandmaster's ship to save the hostages. Can his plan succeed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193544 +0000" stop="20260816195747 +0000" channel="C1162.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contest of Champions (4) - S03E26</title>
    <desc>The Grandmaster has won the Contest of Champions, but Spider-Man asks for a winner take all rematch. Can Spider-Man win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182223 +0000" stop="20260816184830 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Mary Richards Go to Jail? - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mary refuses to reveal a news source for a story she produced and has to spend a night in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184830 +0000" stop="20260816191434 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Just Another Pretty Face - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mary dates a man with whom she has nothing in common and becomes concerned that their relationship is superficial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191434 +0000" stop="20260816194038 +0000" channel="C1163.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Sometimes Hurt the One You Hate - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Lou finally loses his temper with Ted when he endorses a political candidate on The Six O'clock News and throws him through the office doors. Lou feels guilty, and Ted takes advantage of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182820 +0000" stop="20260816185717 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 21 - S19E21</title>
    <desc>The five remaining contestants vie for a place in the finals by cooking a dish that is both ‘theatrical and fantastical’.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185717 +0000" stop="20260816195532 +0000" channel="C1165.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 22 - S19E22</title>
    <desc>It's finals week, and the four remaining amateur cooks travel to Turkey to work with the chef of the only restaurant in Istanbul to have been awarded two Michelin stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180945 +0000" stop="20260816190744 +0000" channel="C1167.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right to Die - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Her flesh has been burned and her body remains in coma but from a medical perspective, Abby is still alive. Her husband Cliff is determined to get a court order to stop her pain. But Abby's condition is worsening, she repeatedly flat-lines and is revived. Each time her body dies, her spirit grows stronger attacking those that have taken advantage of her plight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180222 +0000" stop="20260816182217 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laughs, Levitations, and Lies - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Xavier Mortimer, Mai Wynn, Jay Jay, Murray SawChuck, and Jarrett &amp; Raja.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182217 +0000" stop="20260816184245 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cell Phone Hack, Water Torture, and Alonzo's Shop of Horrors - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Naathan Phan, Anna DeGuzman, Richard Turner, Ed Alonzo, Eric Jones, and Titou.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184245 +0000" stop="20260816190239 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Kings Clubs, Motorcycles, and Let's Get Small - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Hans Klok, Tommy Wind, Kyle Marlett, Michael Turco, Nick Lewin, Alexandria Duvivier, and Ed Alonzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190239 +0000" stop="20260816192313 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sound of Magic and the Intrusive Rope - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Chipper Lowell, Håkan Berg, Shoot Ogawa, Chris Funk, Nick Dopuch, and My Uyên.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192313 +0000" stop="20260816194432 +0000" channel="C1168.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copycats, Magical Matrimony, and Moments in Time - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Featured magicians are Kyle Marlett, Ed Alonzo, Matthew Laslo, Angela Funovits, and “Lefty”.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182045 +0000" stop="20260816190741 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cookie Monster - S04E23</title>
    <desc>When cookie maker Katie White announces her plans to take over a number of smaller baking companies, any one of them could be the killer. After she dies from an allergic reaction to hazel nuts, Matlock defends cookie maker Bobby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190741 +0000" stop="20260816195447 +0000" channel="C1169.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mother - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Phyllis Todd confesses to the murder of her boss to protect her daughter. Matlock soon sees through his client's ruse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182258 +0000" stop="20260816184827 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nip in Time - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Gruber and the guys find that there is money to be made in the lucrative German war souvenir market, and after they, McHale, and Colonel Harrigan are all captured by a German patrol during a souvenir-hunting trip to an off-limits town, Parker and Fuji collaborate on a clever plan to rescue their comrades.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184827 +0000" stop="20260816191356 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piazza Binghamtoni - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Binghamton throws Parker into the brig under several unfair charges, McHale and Mayor Lugatto must cooperate in a plan to turn the glory-hungry Binghamton into 'The Great Liberator', as part of a plan to get the Ensign out of the slammer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191356 +0000" stop="20260816193927 +0000" channel="C1170.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bald-Headed Contessa - S04E07</title>
    <desc>After both Binghamton and Harrigan catch McHale and the guys having some unauthorized R&amp;R in the home of an Italian Contessa, they have no choice but to go along with the plan of having Parker pose as the Contessa in order to try to fool General Bronson, and keep everyone out of trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180514 +0000" stop="20260816182643 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Get Some Air! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When an ooze-infected Harris starts turning into a monster, the team goes on a mission to find a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182643 +0000" stop="20260816184813 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Open the Monster Heart! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ryan uses his "technopathic" powers to access a powerful laser for the team to use and crack open the captive monster’s heart.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184813 +0000" stop="20260816190957 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let‘s Be Idiots! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Harris convinces Ryan to join a skate competition, meanwhile, an upgraded flying Jaguasaur is deployed to lure the team and MECH-X4 into action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190957 +0000" stop="20260816193125 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Survive in the Woods! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Principal Grey sets a trap for Ryan, Harris and Spyder while they’re on a camping trip, which leaves MECH-X4 and Mark in danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193125 +0000" stop="20260816195224 +0000" channel="C1171.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let’s Get Our Robot Back! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ryan and the team must rescue Mark and reclaim their robot before it's destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181853 +0000" stop="20260816184801 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Pub Guide - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Deborah has become interested in astrology. Tony thinks he can use this new interest as a way of getting her to sleep with him. Dorothy gives Gary a lesson in bad behaviour. Gary and Tony are horrified when they discover that Les has been sacked as manager of ""The Crown"". They're even more horrified when they learn that the new landlord plans to completely refurbish the pub. They set about finding a new 'local'. They also fill their flat with some strange mementoes of the 'old Crown'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184801 +0000" stop="20260816191707 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowardice - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gary makes himself look like a coward in a 'road rage' incident so he hatches a plan to make himself look macho. He hires someone to pretend to pick a fight with him in the pub but ends up fighting the wrong man. Deborah has a female friend staying with her. Gary and Tony are convinced that she's going through a ""lesbian phase""!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191707 +0000" stop="20260816194614 +0000" channel="C1172.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Mate v Your Bird - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gary has to decide between keeping Tony as a flatmate and living with Dorothy. He finally decides to ask Tony to leave. Tony moves to a room in ""The Crown"". Then Dorothy announces that she's decided to move in with Deborah! Tony tries to prove his love for Deborah with a do-it-yourself tattoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180111 +0000" stop="20260816181223 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Downklok - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The guys spend time on a sub without women, and the conditions quickly deteriorate, prompting Pickles and Nathan to compete for the affections of their producer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181223 +0000" stop="20260816182339 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethdinner - S04E10</title>
    <desc>As Dethklok hosts the most important dinner of their career, the divvying of album credits, over tagging on social networking sites, and fights over a girl come to head. Can CFO keep their issues in check? Will the record executives forgive them for the past year of mistakes? Or will it be a total, brutal disaster?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182339 +0000" stop="20260816183454 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakup Klok - S04E11</title>
    <desc>While the world awaits the final Dethklok performance, members of the band prepare for their post-Dethklok careers. Pickles starts a winery for the most alcoholic wine ever, Nathan and Skwisgaar look for a brand new sound that does not suck, and Toki works with Murderface on his campaign for congressman. Meanwhile, Selatcia takes Dethklok’s weakness as the opportune time to strike!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183454 +0000" stop="20260816184611 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Church of the Black Klok - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Dethklok is notified of a looming secret that has been around for hundreds of years: the secret of the Metalocalypse. Before they can contemplate what this means, however, Nathan must give a eulogy and do the most brutal thing he has ever done: get in touch with his emotions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184611 +0000" stop="20260816185743 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Dethklok - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dethklok hires the world's only six-star chef to cook dinner for them before a show in Norway. They warn him of the Dethklok curse, where every employee they've hired, chefs included, has tragically died. Later, when their new chef is at near-death on life support following an unfortunate helicoptor mishap, the band is forced to make its own meals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185743 +0000" stop="20260816190914 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethwater - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dethklok frontman Nathan Explosion wants the band's next album to be the ultimate smash hit. So, to achieve this goal, he decides to have a recording session locked in a Russian nuclear submarine that is moving through the Mariana Trench - the deepest, darkest location in the Earth's crust itself. How brutal is that?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190914 +0000" stop="20260816192046 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Dethday (a.k.a. Birthdayface) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's Murderface's birthday, and the rest of the band soon are faced with the difficult task of getting him a present. In fact, he actually ends up hating his party until they finally give him their gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192046 +0000" stop="20260816193218 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethtroll - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The band plays an ancient song which hasn't been heard in thousands of years which unexpectedly awakens a deadly Nordic lake troll and must compose the world's first death metal lullaby to return the beast to its slumber.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193218 +0000" stop="20260816194350 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethkomedy - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dethklok decides to try their hand at standup comedy in order to avoid burning out on metal. Pickles remains traumatized by a heckler while the rest of the band learns that comedy is all about embracing the hate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194350 +0000" stop="20260816195521 +0000" channel="C1174.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dethfam - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Uncomfortable and embarrassed, Dethklok painfully endures while their parents are in town for a visit. They are at first pissed and doubtful when their parents announce the release of the 'Parents of Dethklok' album, but soon realize the depth of their parents' anger. The guys learn an important lesson: there's nothing more brutal in this world than raising children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180743 +0000" stop="20260816185546 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hell Hath No Fury - S04E17</title>
    <desc>The highly publicized release of a convicted rapist makes Trudy fear that the man's victim may have revenge on her mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185546 +0000" stop="20260816194302 +0000" channel="C1175.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Badge of Dishonor - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When a string of murders is linked to another unit, Crockett &amp; Tubbs believe an undercover officer may be the killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180036 +0000" stop="20260816180407 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish Upon a Coin - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie’s wish to live happily ever after (along with everyone else's wishes), are put in danger after Pete steals all the coins from the wishing well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180407 +0000" stop="20260816180737 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Time - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mickey realizes there are no snacks for movie night, he braves a storm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180737 +0000" stop="20260816181107 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shifting Gears - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mickey does battle with his car after it refuses to take him to the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181107 +0000" stop="20260816181438 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black and White - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey attempts to save face in front of Minnie after he’s scared as white as a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181438 +0000" stop="20260816181808 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>¡Feliz Cumpleaños! - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey gets an unpleasant surprise for his birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181808 +0000" stop="20260816182528 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonders of the Deep - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald and Goofy must save Professor Von Drake after accidentally jettisoning him out of a submarine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182528 +0000" stop="20260816182858 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Hogs - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mickey must chase down a motorcycle gang that has absconded with Minnie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182858 +0000" stop="20260816183228 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No - S03E10</title>
    <desc>When people keep asking to borrow things from Mickey, he realizes that he has trouble saying "No."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183228 +0000" stop="20260816183558 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roughin' It - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Mickey's dream of camping the old fashioned way is threatened after Donald shows up in a state-of-the-art RV.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183558 +0000" stop="20260816183948 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancevidaniya - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Mickey squares off against Peg Leg Pete in a Russian folk dance battle to rescue Minnie from his clutches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183948 +0000" stop="20260816184318 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couple Sweaters - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mickey tries to get through a date with Minnie wearing the world's most uncomfortable sweater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184318 +0000" stop="20260816184649 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkish Delights - S03E14</title>
    <desc>A pair of jealous merchants threatens Mickey's treats stand inside the Grand Bazaar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184649 +0000" stop="20260816185020 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sock Burglar - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Minnie knits a plan to catch a dastardly villain who is stealing everyone's socks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185020 +0000" stop="20260816185720 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ku'u Lei Melody - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Mickey's determination to write an illusive song leads him on a mystical journey through the Hawaiian Islands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185720 +0000" stop="20260816190051 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Entombed - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie get separated inside a spooky tomb located under the Valley of the Kings in Egypt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190051 +0000" stop="20260816190421 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Reservations - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Minnie and her friends attempt to get into the hottest, yet most impossibly booked restaurant in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190421 +0000" stop="20260816191122 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Split Decision - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Mickey is forced to wrangle two very different Donalds after Professor Von Drake's latest invention splits him in half.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191122 +0000" stop="20260816191452 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Sports - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Goofy takes a journey through the world of sports to learn the true meaning of sportsmanship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191452 +0000" stop="20260816191823 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swimmin' Hole - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mickey, Donald and Goofy's entire summer is placed in jeopardy after they discover their swimming hole’s been stolen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191823 +0000" stop="20260816192154 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Canned - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Mickey agrees to help a sweet old lady put out her trash only to find it's transformed into something monstrous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192154 +0000" stop="20260816192524 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touchdown and Out - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Pete challenges Mickey, Donald, and Goofy to a football game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192524 +0000" stop="20260816192855 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked in Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>While visiting the N Seoul Tower in Seoul, South Korea, Mickey and Minnie accidentally get locked together in a lock meaning to symbolize their love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192855 +0000" stop="20260816193241 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee Inspired - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Minnie Mouse needs inspiration for her paintings and Mickey tries to help by posing with a flower. However, Spike the Bee won't leave him alone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193241 +0000" stop="20260816193611 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shipped Out - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Minnie go on a cruise to relax, but because they're in the VIP Experience they have to endure all the activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193611 +0000" stop="20260816193956 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Legged Race - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Mickey and Pete team up to win a three-legged race. The only problem? Everybody else is cheating!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193956 +0000" stop="20260816194327 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature's Wonderland - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Mickey takes Minnie out on a vacation to visit Nature's Wonderland and the Rainbow Caverns within utilizing an old map, only to find "a big thundering mountain" now stands in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194327 +0000" stop="20260816194713 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Song - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Minnie prepares an original song for Mickey's birthday, but things became complicated when the notes run off the page, literally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194713 +0000" stop="20260816195058 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Dream - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A series of nighttime disturbances keep Mickey awake and prevent him from having the perfect dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195058 +0000" stop="20260816195428 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Birds - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Bird-enthusiast Mickey tries to feed a young bluebird who is repeatedly bullied by a flock of greedy pigeons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195428 +0000" stop="20260816195802 +0000" channel="C1176.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carnaval - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After Minnie's feathery Carnaval costume catches flight, Mickey must race through Brazil to rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181755 +0000" stop="20260816183835 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Friend - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Frankie tries to get Mike to spend time with a new neighbor who shares his interests; Sue demands a cheer-off between the Wrestlerettes and the cheerleaders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183835 +0000" stop="20260816185913 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smile - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Frankie and Mike worry that Axl may not get a sports scholarship; Sue's school science project involves smiling; Brick wants an iPad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185913 +0000" stop="20260816191951 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day IV - S04E15</title>
    <desc>As Valentine's Day nears, killjoys Axl, Sean and Darrin offer their services to help guys who want to break up with their girlfriends. Mike's romantic text to Frankie erroneously gets sent to a co-worker. Brick has a problem with Frankie's handling of his school artwork collection. Sue gets a surprise when ex-boyfriend Matt invites her to the school's Valentine's Day dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191951 +0000" stop="20260816194005 +0000" channel="C1177.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winners and Losers - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Frankie is worried when Brick decides to go on a three-day school trip to Chicago; Sue wants to know if Darrin, one of Axl's friends, has feelings for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181726 +0000" stop="20260816183615 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victoria Runs Away - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Despite Mike's good intentions, he adds fuel to the fire when Molly and her family get in a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183615 +0000" stop="20260816185518 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Halloween - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Mike is spooked when Molly's boss invites them to a party on Halloween, a holiday he dreads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185518 +0000" stop="20260816191627 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Meets a Lady - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Carl tries to get a date with an attractive woman (guest star Holly Robinson Peete) he meets at the diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191627 +0000" stop="20260816193644 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peggy Gets a Job - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When Mike encourages his mom, Peggy, to get a job, he never imagines how it will interfere with Molly's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193644 +0000" stop="20260816195521 +0000" channel="C1178.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike Cheats - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mike starts cheating on his diet as Thanksgiving Day approaches, but attempts to hide it from Molly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180533 +0000" stop="20260816181826 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Aide - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head run out of beer money, so Beavis has to find a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181826 +0000" stop="20260816182958 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Virtual Stupidity - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head put on sunglasses and think they're virtual reality goggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182958 +0000" stop="20260816183954 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Locked Out - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head get locked out of their house and destroy it trying to get back in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183954 +0000" stop="20260816185030 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kidney - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Middle-Aged Beavis ruins his kidneys and a donor from Beavis's past saves the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185030 +0000" stop="20260816190215 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Good Deed - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head perform their first ever good deed by putting DDT in the punch at the school dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190215 +0000" stop="20260816191339 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Stupid Men - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head fulfill their civic duty as jurors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191339 +0000" stop="20260816192332 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Freaky Friday - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head mistakenly think they have switched bodies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192332 +0000" stop="20260816193336 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Weird Girl - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Beavis encounters a secret admirer at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193336 +0000" stop="20260816194530 +0000" channel="C1179.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Travelers - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Beavis and Butt-Head cross back and forth across the state line into the Mountain Time Zone and think they can travel through time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180754 +0000" stop="20260816181903 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery on Wall Street - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Is something evil manipulating the stock market (other than all the big investment firms and all of the banks)?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181903 +0000" stop="20260816183017 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog's Life - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Has a woman's late husband been reincarnated as her sweet little dog?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183017 +0000" stop="20260816184134 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Break - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Yung goes to Miami on Spring Break. The team sort of tags along by answering a "nearby" request for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184134 +0000" stop="20260816185251 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At the Car Wash - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The team gets the Mystery Mobile a regular car wash for $9.99.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185251 +0000" stop="20260816190401 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thy Neighbor's Life - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team are invited to a neighbor's house for dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190401 +0000" stop="20260816191519 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Favorite Mystery - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The team reminisce about their favorite mysteries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191519 +0000" stop="20260816192637 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyson of Arabia - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The team go to Dubai, at the behest of an old Saudi Prince.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192637 +0000" stop="20260816193755 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carol - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team are contacted by a woman named Carol who seems to have a secret admirer. She believes the secret admirer is a hoax though. The team investigates to find out if there's any truth to this secret admirer or if it's just a cruel joke.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193755 +0000" stop="20260816194936 +0000" channel="C1180.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mike Tysonland - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Mike Tyson visits some land he owns in New Mexico.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183244 +0000" stop="20260816191540 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Business, No Pleasure - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Josh Altman helps a street artist find the perfect home. Meanwhile, Josh Flagg grows concerned about Grandma Edith's health while helping a friend score a summer pad; and James and David assist old friends in their quest to sell a home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191540 +0000" stop="20260816195837 +0000" channel="C1181.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Realty Bites - S07E09</title>
    <desc>A hard-nosed client tests James and David. In other developments, a frustrated Josh Flagg discovers other agents don't prize one of his top properties; and Josh Altman scores a big listing just as his personal life begins to crumble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184252 +0000" stop="20260816193158 +0000" channel="C1184.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uneasy Rider - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Arthur can't believe his fortune: London's newest despatch business "The Daley Post" is swamped with choice customers. But Ray thinks it's all to good to be true - or legal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184747 +0000" stop="20260816194811 +0000" channel="C1185.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In 1977, frustrated FBI hostage negotiator Holden Ford finds an unlikely ally in veteran agent Bill Tench and begins studying a new class of murderer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181834 +0000" stop="20260816183941 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Antibug - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Crestfallen when her hero Ladybug refuses to heed her advice, Chloé akumatizes into Antibug, an evil twin of Ladybug with identical powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183941 +0000" stop="20260816190131 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animan - S01E17</title>
    <desc>A humiliated zookeeper is akumatized into a villainous shapeshifting animal on a day when Marinette, Adrien and friends are visiting the zoo in Paris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190131 +0000" stop="20260816192405 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reflekta - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Excluded from a class photo, dejected Juleka akumatizes into the villain Reflekta, who turns everyone, including Cat Noir, into copies of herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192405 +0000" stop="20260816194513 +0000" channel="C1186.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kung Food - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When his dish at a competition is sabotaged, Marinette's great-uncle chef Wang Cheng becomes Kung Food, who recruits henchmen with his cooking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181710 +0000" stop="20260816184601 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astronaut Al Worden (4) - S05E35</title>
    <desc>Al Worden shows more equipment that he took to the moon, and he discusses the one side of the moon that is never seen on Earth.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, King Friday gives Worden a model solar system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184601 +0000" stop="20260816191458 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Elaine Flies into Space (1) - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Rogers makes a crayon rubbing of leaves.  Mrs. McFeely invites him to their house to see a fern and a reptile called a caiman.  In the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Lady Elaine is still thinking about space travel.  She sends Mrs. McFeely for leaves on which, Lady Elaine thinks, she can ride to Jupiter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191458 +0000" stop="20260816194357 +0000" channel="C1187.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Elaine Flies into Space (2) - S05E37</title>
    <desc>Rogers plays with blocks and then with clay.  Later he calls Francois Clemmons, offering him a position as voice teacher.   In between, Lady Elaine insists she will fly from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe to Jupiter.  She goes through a day of preparation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180013 +0000" stop="20260816180614 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transistorized Shark - S01E19</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw is showing off and scares a fisherman, accidentally swallowing the fisherman's transistor radio. Now with a stomachache, he tries to find a radio repairman. Everywhere that MisterJaw goes, the radio plays a commercial. First, he offends a lady eating ice cream. Then, he "says" just the right thing during a bank holdup. He goes to Pogo Pogo Island to allow the batteries to run down. Tourists win a contest and flood the island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180614 +0000" stop="20260816181216 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fishy Time Machine - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw does a little time-traveling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181216 +0000" stop="20260816181819 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The $6.95 Bionic Shark - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Two Russians throw a mechanical shark overboard into the sea. Meanwhile, Misterjaw has found a new home: a resident's expensive swimming pool. When the owner comes to swim with his rubber horse, Misterjaw leaps out of the water and scares the owner and the rubber horse half to death. All seems calm until the owner rents the female, mechanical robot fish to clear up the matter. A swordfish attacks the robot and bends his sword. When the robot attacks a sea dragon, he finds himself outclassed. Now, Misterjaw attempts to "train" the shark to catch and eat tuna with humorous and disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181819 +0000" stop="20260816182420 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moulin Rogues - S01E22</title>
    <desc>While chasing Harry Halibut, Misterjaw ends up in France.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182420 +0000" stop="20260816183023 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holiday in Venice - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish are enjoying a vacation in Venice until they run into two cats with their hunger pangs set on Catfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183023 +0000" stop="20260816183624 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark and the Beanstalk - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish have an encounter with the mythical giant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183624 +0000" stop="20260816184226 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aquanuts - S01E25</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw and Catfish are captured by the Dix Sealand aquarium for public display!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184226 +0000" stop="20260816184828 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cannery Caper - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw and Catfish are trying to stop a local fishing company from catching all "their" fish, so they take over the cannery. Misterjaw tries his hand as the enterprise's president, with surprising (and amusing) results as he gets greedy. Eventually, the police show up and Misterjaw and Catfish are forced to run for it. Misterjaw runs into the cannery room and winds up as canned fish. Of course, Catfish saves him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184828 +0000" stop="20260816185430 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Anonymous - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to go on a diet, and orders food from a man on television. Catfish gets to the box before he does and eats it all. Misterjaw almost eats Catfish because of the diet, and gets fatter because catfish gave him food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185430 +0000" stop="20260816190032 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maguiness Book of Records - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to break a bunch of Jack Sharky's records in the Maguiness Book of records.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190032 +0000" stop="20260816190634 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama - S01E29</title>
    <desc>A large egg being transfered to the Brooklyn Musem is snagged by MisterJaw, and when it hatches, he becomes Mama to the baby Sea Monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190634 +0000" stop="20260816191236 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deep Sea Rodeo - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is introduced to the fastest Seahorse in the west, Seaweed, so he gets a rodeo lesson from Catfish on how to capture him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191236 +0000" stop="20260816191839 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cool Shark - S01E31</title>
    <desc>A little purple octopuss keeps playing pranks on MisterJaw and Catfish, so they chase him all the way up to the Northpole, where ice plays havoc with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191839 +0000" stop="20260816192440 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Come, Easy Go - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw tries to become part of posh Beverly Hills society by passing himself off as an adoptable pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192440 +0000" stop="20260816193042 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Man's Halibut - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw fights with an island castaway over who gets to eat Harry Halibut! Harry is not amused.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193042 +0000" stop="20260816193646 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweat Hog Shark - S01E34</title>
    <desc>A biker is resting on an island. MisterJaw shocks him into leaving his bike. MisterJaw and Catfish fall into a gang of bikers, and they find riding to be the greatest challenge of all. MisterJaw jumps the Grand Canyon with the bike, and all the bikers praise him. He doesn't understand bikers' lingo, and he takes their praise as insults. This cartoon features lots of humorous motorcycle slang, and even a reference to Evil Knievel and his Grand Canyon jump.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193646 +0000" stop="20260816194248 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Fool - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Misterjaw is having trouble catching fish for dinner. When he sees a pelican fly over and dive down, scooping up his dinner, he thinks that flying is the way to catch a meal, so he tries taking to the air, too! He decides to build himself a set of wings so that he can do this. He also finds that flying is more difficult than he thought! A clever ending adds the perfect touch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194248 +0000" stop="20260816194852 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Catch a Halibut - S01E02</title>
    <desc>MisterJaw dives on some fish for dinner, but he ends up swallowing a big rock. He tries to catch two pelicans, but they escape. His pal Catfish suggests that he go after a halibut. After all, they are easy targets... but not for MisterJaw, who gets a hankering to eat Harry Halibut. With Catfish's help, MisterJaw comes up with some very imaginative ways to capture his prey!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194852 +0000" stop="20260816195452 +0000" channel="C1188.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shopping Spree - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Pally finds a deal in the newspaper where they can get a deal on fish without hunting for their meals. MisterJaw and Catfish raid a nearby fish market and end up on the lam from the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180908 +0000" stop="20260816183005 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Child O’ Mine - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After finding out Johan has been pretending to be a different race, Rainbow gets mad, and Alicia and Paul try to find a way to encourage Johan to be proud of being Black.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183005 +0000" stop="20260816185108 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brand New Funk - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alicia and Denise bicker over who is the stronger Black woman, and Paul and Harrison come up with a new way of showing affection. Meanwhile, Rainbow is put in charge of Johan and Santamonica and she struggles to maintain control over them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185108 +0000" stop="20260816191240 +0000" channel="C1189.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On My Own - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Paul surprises the family by inviting one of his students to live with them, and Paul and Alicia compete to be his mentor. Meanwhile, Rainbow has a crush on their new house guest.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Livin' on a Prayer - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bow takes an interest in going to church with her friends, much to her parents’ dismay. Meanwhile, Santi and Jonah try to prepare for hell.</desc>
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    <title>My Prerogative - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It’s not all fun and games when Paul wants to crash Denise and Alicia’s neighborhood Spades match, so they teach him about the cultural and racial significance of the game. Meanwhile, Santi, Johan and Bow learn about divorce after watching a movie, so Harrison tries to teach them that divorce can be cool.</desc>
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    <title>'A' Is for Annie - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Squad investigates when a school teacher, under attack for her views on sex education, becomes the target of violence.</desc>
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    <title>The Song of Willie - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Squad tries to protect a heartless black movie star whose life has been threatened.</desc>
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    <title>Unplugged - S02E05</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge them to see who can abstain from using their electronic devices the longest. Mitchell and Cameron attempt to get Lilly into the best pre-school. Gloria deals with the neighbor's barking dog.</desc>
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    <title>Halloween - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Chirp - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Claire and Haley are stuck at home sick. Gloria and Manny's surprise visit at work causes a headaches for Jay. Cameron is swept up by all the lights and cameras when he goes behind Mitchell's back and takes Lily for a commercial.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Manny Get Your Gun - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Manny is depressed about his birthday. Phil and Claire engage in a not-so-friendly car race on the way to the party, and Mitch and Cam get sidetracked when they stop at the mall to pick up a gift.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Klondike-Five and a Secret Family - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Bonnie worries about Adam when his amends to a woman from his past doesn’t go as planned. Also, Tammy pays a visit to the steakhouse she once robbed.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Bonnie struggles with her own self-worth after Tammy finds success. Also, Jill’s new hobby leads to an unexpected revelation.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Bonnie and Tammy’s friendship is tested when they take on a big project together. Also, the women worry about a fracture in their tight-knit group.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Bonnie decides to get to the bottom of why her therapist, Trevor, has been so distracted. Also, Jill and Andy find themselves in a life or death situation.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Community Hero and a Wide Turn - S08E17</title>
    <desc>The women attend a gala honoring Marjorie, but Bonnie’s speech doesn’t go as planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181032 +0000" stop="20260816182145 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff and Deputy Goodman get stuck in their cruiser, Sheriff tries to use their time to get to know each other better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182145 +0000" stop="20260816183304 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ganley Stoodman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Goodman's legs get cut off and stolen, his search for the leg thief lands him in the first grade, where he is mistaken for a child.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Bald Boyz - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184422 +0000" stop="20260816185544 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Television - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Goodman buries his family TV, it rises from the grave, demanding to be entertained.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sunday Man - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Sheriff confesses to his secret encounters with “Sunday Man,” a man made of ice-cream, Sheriff finds that the truth is hard to swallow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190703 +0000" stop="20260816191803 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chili Snakes - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Tommy joins a boy band and Sheriff has his most frustrating day yet; when he gets so busy, he has no time to start the episode. Meanwhile, Mom is in trouble when a smarmy opportunist wants to exploit her infamous chili. It's up to Blade to save her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191803 +0000" stop="20260816192922 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finale - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The president visits Olde Town for a sleepover with Sheriff; but ends up falling for Sheriff's sister Candy. Sheriff reacts poorly due to jealousy and many people get hurt. Hilarity ensues...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192922 +0000" stop="20260816194040 +0000" channel="C1193.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charter - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Goodman claims that the Old Town charter allows a Deputy to give a Sheriff a ticket.</desc>
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    <title>Good Guys - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Somebody or something is kidnapping good guys all around town; when the sheriff discovers that he’s not good enough to be kidnapped, he sets out to prove that he’s the greatest guy in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182451 +0000" stop="20260816190658 +0000" channel="C1194.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Believe in Reincarnation? - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Arturo seizes an opportunity to fight back while escalating a personal vengeance. Lisbon makes a crucial discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190658 +0000" stop="20260816195631 +0000" channel="C1194.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to the Spectacle of Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A betrayal and an emergency both catch Sierra by surprise. Palermo rallies the troops as the army closes in on the gang.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A law student (Rachel Dratch) offers to get Monk reinstated to the police force in exchange for his help in finding the kidnappers of her beloved grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185903 +0000" stop="20260816194039 +0000" channel="C1195.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A tow truck driver is shot dead by a roadside sniper. His truck then careens off the road and crashes into Karen Stottlemeyer's (Glenne Headly) oncoming van, leaving her in a coma. Monk, most interested by the fact that the shooter and the driver were barefoot, must find out what really happened and keep Leland from doing something that could cost him his badge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180319 +0000" stop="20260816182838 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkees à la Carte - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Monkees go undercover to help the owner of a restaurant that has been taken over by mobsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182838 +0000" stop="20260816185353 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I've Got a Little Song Here - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mike is duped by a dishonest music promoter into believing that he has written a hit song.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185353 +0000" stop="20260816191916 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Man Shy (Peter and the Debutante) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Mike, Micky and Davy help shy Peter woo a pretty debutante.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191916 +0000" stop="20260816194405 +0000" channel="C1196.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance, Monkee, Dance - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Peter is tricked into signing a lifetime contract with a ballroom dancing instructor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181917 +0000" stop="20260816184152 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Side of the Moone - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Uncle Danny arrives just in time for Martin's birds-and-the-bees talk with Mum and Dad. Sean seeks solace with other imaginary friends when Martin upsets him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184152 +0000" stop="20260816190427 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godfellas - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fidelma joins the church choir while Martin's confirmation service leads to an epiphany.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190427 +0000" stop="20260816192657 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bell-End of an Era - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It's Martin's final week at primary school and he wants to leave a mark. Fidelma manages to drop a bombshell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192657 +0000" stop="20260816194932 +0000" channel="C1198.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boylé, Boylé, Boylé - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Martin is appalled when his dad takes the family on holiday during the 1990 World Cup, so he tries to hitch-hike back to Boyle to watch a vital match on home turf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180342 +0000" stop="20260816184513 +0000" channel="C1199.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Persons of Interest - S14E14</title>
    <desc>Realizing that they may be targets of a police stakeout, Mark and Digger prepare their outlaw distilling teams for the worst. Howard drinks the last bottle of decades-old rye elixir, forcing Tim to recreate his dad's unwritten recipe or lose it forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184513 +0000" stop="20260816192644 +0000" channel="C1199.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Imposter Syndrome - S14E15</title>
    <desc>Desperate to discover who is surveilling them, Mark and Digger set a trap. Tim and Howard attempt a new path to recreating the family's high-proof elixir recipe. When Big Chuk arrives in Franklin County unexpectedly, Tickle and Henry have concerns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181041 +0000" stop="20260816183552 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mork's Best Friend - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mork gets a pet caterpillar which he names Bob.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183552 +0000" stop="20260816192417 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mork in Wonderland - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mork shrinks after taking a cold capsule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192417 +0000" stop="20260816195001 +0000" channel="C1200.291.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stark Raving Mork - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To keep excitement in his relationship with Mindy, Mork starts fights with her and then wants to kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181652 +0000" stop="20260816190303 +0000" channel="C1204.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saltmarshe Hall (1) - S15E09</title>
    <desc>Saltmarshe Hall is a mysterious, haunted house of complete contrasts. Beneath the property lies a network of corridors and cellar rooms and the abandoned North Wing has sat empty for over 70 years, apart from the ghosts said to wander the corridors and rooms. The team uncover another level of the house that even the present owners have never ventured and what they find will frighten them beyond belief.  

Part 1 of 2.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Saltmarshe Hall (2) - S15E10</title>
    <desc>Saltmarshe Hall is a mysterious, haunted house of complete contrasts. Beneath the property lies a network of corridors and cellar rooms and the abandoned North Wing has sat empty for over 70 years, apart from the ghosts said to wander the corridors and rooms. The team uncover another level of the house that even the present owners have never ventured and what they find will frighten them beyond belief.

Part 2 of 2.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180910 +0000" stop="20260816182009 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pizza Bean - S04E49</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean orders a takeaway pizza, but when it arrives he feels let down by the size of it; he sets out to bake his own unique Teddy-shaped pizzas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182009 +0000" stop="20260816183109 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Photograph - S04E50</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean needs a new passport photograph and goes to incredible lengths to get one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183109 +0000" stop="20260816184209 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dancing Bean - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean needs to learn to dance to impress his girlfriend Irma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184209 +0000" stop="20260816185309 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bean Shopping - S04E52</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is locked in a department store overnight and has the time of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185309 +0000" stop="20260816190408 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Over - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean becomes obsessed with gaming after being introduced by Mrs Wicket's nephew. He decides he must have his own console.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190408 +0000" stop="20260816191509 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Delivery - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mrs Wicket demands that Bean stay in to take delivery of a new lounge chair. He is forced to dress up as Mrs Wicket to make sure it is delivered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191509 +0000" stop="20260816192610 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog's Life - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Mr. Bean is charged with keeping an eye on Irma's dog Mopsy, but Mopsy is a very wilful pooch! Who is really in charge of who?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192610 +0000" stop="20260816193711 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Stink - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean crashes his mini into a pool of slurry and is desperate to get himself and his car - and poor Teddy - clean again!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193711 +0000" stop="20260816194811 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Bother - S05E05</title>
    <desc>It's Irma's birthday. Bean writes out two cards - one nice, one silly. He gets his envelopes mixed up and sends off the wrong card.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194811 +0000" stop="20260816195911 +0000" channel="C1205.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bed Bean - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Mr Bean breaks his bed using it as a trampoline. He tries to fix it, but he can't. Next morning, he goes to buy a brand-new bed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181026 +0000" stop="20260816182143 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy's Cartoon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tommy sets out to make his own cartoon show but finds it harder than he thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182143 +0000" stop="20260816183259 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Season 3 Finale - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Grandpa's path to moving out and starting a new life away from Mr. Pickles leads him down dangerous roads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183259 +0000" stop="20260816184416 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tree of Flesh - S04E01</title>
    <desc>After Mr. Pickles framed Grandpa for murder in the Season 3 finale, Sheriff learns of Grandpa's whereabouts, and heads out of the country to track him down. Meanwhile Grandpa has a new determination to finally end things with Mr. Pickles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184416 +0000" stop="20260816185506 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy's Big Job - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Mr. Pickles, the urban sprawl of modern society pollutes the old-fashioned town where the Goodman family lives with their lovable pet dog, Mr. Pickles, a deviant collie with a secret satanic streak. 

Tommy falls for a young farmer girl, but she's not interested in a man without a job. Tommy sets out to find a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185506 +0000" stop="20260816190553 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day Pie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mr. Goodman's Father's Day pie goes missing, Tommy and Mr. Pickles set out searching for the pie thief, but meet an unexpected creature in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190553 +0000" stop="20260816191641 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Ball - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Goodman's go to a baseball game and Tommy hopes to catch a highly sought after, record breaking foul ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191641 +0000" stop="20260816192729 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheeseman - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Goodmans go on a family camping trip and Tommy learns the frightening legend of The Cheeseman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192729 +0000" stop="20260816193817 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead Man's Curve - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters the soapbox derby and Grandpa finds Mr. Pickles' biggest fear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193817 +0000" stop="20260816194937 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loose Tooth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy sets out with Mr. Pickles to lose his tooth so he can meet the Tooth Fairy. Meanwhile, Sheriff searches for a group of wanted pedophiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194937 +0000" stop="20260816200025 +0000" channel="C1206.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa's Night Out - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Grandpa wakes up hungover and soon finds out that he made a horrible mistake the night before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183804 +0000" stop="20260816193428 +0000" channel="C1207.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>407 Proxy Authentication Required - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Elliot feuds any data.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181735 +0000" stop="20260816184537 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy of the Groom - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Dermot suffers prenuptial jitters and hides in a cupboard. Agnes tries to find out who in her family is gay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184537 +0000" stop="20260816191344 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy's Miracle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Father Quinn is losing his faith, Dermot and Maria are fighting, and Grandad decides that he wants to watch his own funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191344 +0000" stop="20260816194249 +0000" channel="C1209.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mammy Pulls It Off - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Having faked Grandad's death, Agnes tries to keep him out of the way long enough to fool the insurance company into paying out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184627 +0000" stop="20260816193304 +0000" channel="C1210.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder is a Parlor Game - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A retired Scotland Yard homicide inspector and author of a best seller on perfect murders is forced to kill in self-defense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183032 +0000" stop="20260816191632 +0000" channel="C1211.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hero of Herculaneum - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Hero of Herculaneum investigates a forgotten chapter from the volcanic destruction of Pompeii and Herculaneum: 300 mummified skeletons found buried in ash, including the body of a man armed to the teeth and carrying a huge cache of gold and silver. Who was he? What was his role in the disaster? And how did he die? For the very first time his story is told…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181721 +0000" stop="20260816184317 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Herman's Driving Test - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Herman gets promoted to hearse driver and has to renew his driver's license. This requires him to take a road test, which he fails. Grandpa convinces him that he'd have better luck taking the test in a one-horse town. He turns out to be extremely correct.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184317 +0000" stop="20260816190844 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Success Spoil Herman Munster? - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Eddie borrows a tape recorder belonging to the disc-jockey father of one of his friends. Herman records a version of DRY BONES, accompanying himself on the guitar. The following day, the disc jockey plays the song on his radio show - and it becomes an instant hit. Herman identifies himself as the mystery singer and quickly turns into an egomaniacal would-be celebrity. Grandpa comes to the rescue with his Nothin' Muffins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190844 +0000" stop="20260816193414 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underground Munster - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Munsters' pet Spot runs away from home and is mistaken for a dangerous monster when he is sighted in the sewer.  When Herman goes down the manhole to search for Spot, he too is mistaken for a dangerous monster. The Mayor vows to rid the city of these menaces by using TNT.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193414 +0000" stop="20260816200004 +0000" channel="C1213.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Treasure of Mockingbird Heights - S02E14</title>
    <desc>While searching for a fuse box in the dungeon, Herman and Grandpa discover a secret chamber and a clue to the pirate treasure hidden on the Munsters' property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180217 +0000" stop="20260816182653 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigerella - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The twins decide to get some snacks from the kitchen but Piggy warns them of the consinquences for getting snacks without Nannny's permision they ignore her warning but when piggy tries to sneak the snacks back in the kitchen Nanny accuses her of stealing from the fridge and makes her clean up the mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182653 +0000" stop="20260816185148 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Friend I Never Had - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Muppet Babies all want to have a perfect friend but find out that they are each not what they expect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185148 +0000" stop="20260816191621 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weirdo Zone - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Gonzo shows the other babies what its like to be a ""weirdo"" like him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191621 +0000" stop="20260816194051 +0000" channel="C1214.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Muppets in Toyland - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Scooter gets an all new Transco JoBot, and all of the Muppets want one but Nanny gives them her old toys instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181645 +0000" stop="20260816184323 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lena Horne - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lena Horne first performed with Kermit in the early seventies on Sesame Street. She sang a poignant version of "Bein' Green".

She returned to Sesame Street about five years later helping Grover overcome his shyness in the song, "How Do You Do". (This song was released on the 1979 album "The Stars Come Out on Sesame Street").

In this episode, she demonstrates her natural rapport with the Muppets, most notably in her scene with Gonzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184323 +0000" stop="20260816191000 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peter Ustinov - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Kermit becomes jealous when Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Hilda and Scooter rave about Peter Ustinov who later admits that he’s jealous of Kermit saying that he’s always wanted to be a frog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191000 +0000" stop="20260816193632 +0000" channel="C1216.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Florence Henderson - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Muppet Theater is plagued by pig-related problems with The Bouncing Borcellino Brothers flubbing their opening act and Miss Piggy throwing herself at an uninterested Kermit, then later gets jealous at guest star Florence Henderson who she thinks is gonna steal her frog away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181739 +0000" stop="20260816190409 +0000" channel="C1217.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Death - S10E13</title>
    <desc>A piece of sculpture does double duty as a murder weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190409 +0000" stop="20260816195036 +0000" channel="C1217.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly Assets - S10E14</title>
    <desc>A mobster is upset when he learns that a petty thief has found an unexpected $900,000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181234 +0000" stop="20260816183313 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>V.G.A.D.D. Awards - S05E04</title>
    <desc>V.G.A.D.D. Awards - (Video Game Attention Deficit Disorder Awards).Team MXC celebrates the world of video games with the first ever (and likely last?) Video Game Attention Defecit Disorder (V. G. A. D. D.) awards as those who play the games take on the people who create them. Also, the Barrio Brothers make an appearence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183313 +0000" stop="20260816185352 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sexual Pioneers vs. The World of Violent Films - S05E05</title>
    <desc>MXC brings you the battle between the forefathers of fornication and the peck-and-paw of extremely violent films. (Sorry, that's the best I can do.)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185352 +0000" stop="20260816191431 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chick Magnets vs. Famous Felons - S05E06</title>
    <desc>This MXC episode pits the hottest men in the world against celebrity jail bait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191431 +0000" stop="20260816193509 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackass vs. Stand-up Comics - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Stuntmen take on funnymen on this MXC showdown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193509 +0000" stop="20260816195548 +0000" channel="C1218.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Young and Rich vs. Men's Magazines - S05E08</title>
    <desc>MXC's newest battle pits the youthul rich people against men's magazine printers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182841 +0000" stop="20260816185731 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck Be a Lady Tonight - S05E04</title>
    <desc>In order to awaken Abi's interest, Susan suggests Roger should make her jealous and despite Ben's protests, tries to find a date for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185731 +0000" stop="20260816192623 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Past the Post - S05E05</title>
    <desc>With a mixture of civic pride and sense of community, Susan decides to run for the council. As a result of this and Michael's new pet, Ben is tempted to run for the hills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192623 +0000" stop="20260816195443 +0000" channel="C1220.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Will Be Done - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Due to the death of Susan's friend, mortality is suddenly on everyone's mind, which results in Ben writing his will, Nick working at an undertakers, and Susan using the Internet to predict Ben's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182132 +0000" stop="20260816184524 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Their Own Quirky Ways - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The first-years try to stand out as they struggle to finish the obstacle course and qualify for a spot in the next round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184524 +0000" stop="20260816190917 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strategy, Strategy, Strategy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Izuku's having trouble finding a team for the cavalry battle in the next round of the U.A. sports festival. Luckily, he has a plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190917 +0000" stop="20260816193309 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavalry Battle Finale - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The teams are fighting it out in the second half of the cavalry battle. Will Team Midoriya be able to keep their place in the top four?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193309 +0000" stop="20260816195701 +0000" channel="C1221.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Born with Everything - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Izuku learns more about Todoroki's past as the first-years head into the final round of the sports festival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183614 +0000" stop="20260816192030 +0000" channel="C1222.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Village - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Alexa investigates a death at an upscale retirement village where a quiet life is the last thing the residents want, and where her brother's involvement with the victims feels too close to home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180253 +0000" stop="20260816182458 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift of the Maud Pie - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182458 +0000" stop="20260816184705 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On Your Marks - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.

MLP; Friendship is Magic - Season 6: Explore Equestria, Song #1: "Out on My Own"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184705 +0000" stop="20260816190910 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gauntlet of Fire - S06E05</title>
    <desc>In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190910 +0000" stop="20260816193111 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Second Prances - S06E06</title>
    <desc>When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony.  Twilight tries to stop her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193111 +0000" stop="20260816195312 +0000" channel="C1223.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Newbie Dash - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with her old mortifying nickname.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181456 +0000" stop="20260816183455 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Octagon - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Earl finally wakes up from his coma, he believes in Karma again and considers Billie his soul mate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183455 +0000" stop="20260816185414 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Earl - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Inspired by Earl, Billie starts a list of her own and when Earl is getting annoyed by Billie's little habits, he decides to focus on working on the list instead. He picks a task that is on both of their lists, atones for the injury of a champion grocery-bagger and discovers a unique talent of his own. But Earl soon finds out that they have different ways of interpreting Karma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185414 +0000" stop="20260816191522 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camdenites (1) - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Earl discovers that helping the women he wronged on his list causes karma to improve his marriage to Billie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191522 +0000" stop="20260816193658 +0000" channel="C1224.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camdenites (2) - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When Earl finds out that making up for all the bad things he did to women changes Billie's behavior to the good, he picks the worst thing he ever did to women on his list. Billie wants him to choose between her and his list. When he picks the list, she steals it and starts un-doing the items he has already accomplished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180759 +0000" stop="20260816183022 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ernie's Folly - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Other fathers help their sons in a school science fair, but Steve tells Ernie he's on his own. Soon his project turns to disaster when his very crudely built electric clock absolutely refuses to run. After vainly pleading that most of his classmates are getting parental help, on the day of the fair, Ernie must be forced to go to school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183022 +0000" stop="20260816185220 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ernie's Crowd - S07E28</title>
    <desc>The older members of the Douglas family find their social lives complicated when little Ernie decides to accompany them on all of their dates. Uncle Charley decides he must be the one to put his foot down and set the boy straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185220 +0000" stop="20260816191424 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ernie and the O'Grady - S07E29</title>
    <desc>A genial bum Ernie brings home for dinner outrages Uncle Charley by eating everything in sight and then decides to stay the night even though he wasn't invited. Steve feels that they should let Ernie work things out for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191424 +0000" stop="20260816193621 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sky is Falling - S07E30</title>
    <desc>Robbie leaves school after contemplating a very important offer from a former school drop out who now heads his own Real Estate company. When giving some new home buyers a tour of one of the company's display homes, he discovers that the houses are not what they seem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193621 +0000" stop="20260816195810 +0000" channel="C1225.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So Long, Charley, Hello - S07E31</title>
    <desc>Uncle Charley's old seafaring buddy arrives with a wonderful proposition: He wants Charley to join him as first mate for a six month fishing cruise in the Carribean. The family then conspires to demonstrate to Charley that he is not needed, but they really don't want him to leave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180739 +0000" stop="20260816182808 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Dreams - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Michael, who is determined to make record time driving from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious R.V., convinces his reluctant family to make the road trip so they can spend quality time together. Along the way, Michael puts the family through many misadventures -- including getting lost -- and in his haste neglects to read one of the R.V. manual's most crucial operational features.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182808 +0000" stop="20260816184942 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 'V' Story - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Now that the kids are almost out of their hair, Jay insists that Michael have a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to go through with the operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184942 +0000" stop="20260816191119 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) quests for a traditional family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191119 +0000" stop="20260816193229 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth Hurts - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193229 +0000" stop="20260816195406 +0000" channel="C1226.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Breasts and Basketball - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Michael (Damon Wayans) doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire (Jazz Raycole) buys a padded bra</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182013 +0000" stop="20260816184418 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heroes Again - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Buffeted by a fierce wind and a wild sea, the Esperanza manages to sail through the Straits of Magellan, under Mendoza's guidance. But now, the ship faces another trial of strength: it is in the grip of a hurricane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184418 +0000" stop="20260816190822 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adrift on the Endless Sea - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Esteban and his friends barely cross through the terrible Straits of Magellan before their ship, the Esperanza, sinks in a storm. Tossed around on a small raft and attacked by sharks, they're left in the middle of the ocean, with no provisions. But a seagull overhead guides them towards the closest shores, and they finally reach a small island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190822 +0000" stop="20260816193226 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Abduction of Zia - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After a dangerous journey, Esteban and his friends are washed up on a mysterious island. That night, a shadowy figure comes creeping towards them. Silently, the figure steals a chart and a pistol, then snatches up Zia. Esteban gives chase. He discovers a curious house in a tree, where Zia is a prisoner. To Esteban's surprise, the mysterious shadow turns out to be a friendly boy of his own age, called Tao.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193226 +0000" stop="20260816195630 +0000" channel="C1227.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ship Solaris - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On a small island among the Galapagos, Esteban and Zia find a young boy living all alone: Tao. His ancestors left a magnificent ship, the Solaris, which contains their ancient secret knowledge, hidden in a temple on the island. Esteban and Zia want to use the ship to reach the mainland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183120 +0000" stop="20260816192051 +0000" channel="C1229.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Myths Revisited - S2004E08</title>
    <desc>In this episode, Adam and Jamie re-test some myths hearing the publics suggestions and complaints. Myths tested:
-"Peeing on the Third Rail"
-"Goldfinger"
-"Chicken Gun" (which gave problems and had to be re-tested twice)
-"Ice Bullet"
-"Cell Phone + Gas Station = Explosion"
-"Aerosol (formally Biscuit) Bullet, part II"
"Exploding Implants, part II"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180204 +0000" stop="20260816184902 +0000" channel="C1230.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nico &amp; Patrice - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Nico's after someone to get her pulse racing, Patrice wants a horny devil in the bedroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184902 +0000" stop="20260816193601 +0000" channel="C1230.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Josh &amp; Jack - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Student Josh has never had any luck chatting up the ladies... can the power of Naked Attraction help? And performer Jack's after that special someone to give him a standing ovation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180037 +0000" stop="20260816182223 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Pregnant - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Fran walks in Maggie and Michael in bed together, and as she tries to cover it, Maxwell also walks in. He forbids Maggie to do that in the house, and Fran has to convince him to forgive Maggie. Just as she is dressing her up as the young, innocent, non-active Maggie he always knew, Maggie drops the bomb: she might be pregnant! Fran and Maggie work together on buying a home pregnancy test and hiding it from everybody, but once again Maxwell finds out and has them go see a gynecologist. The results come back negative for Maggie, but the doctor suspects Fran might be the one bringing new people to the world. She comes home very excited to share the news with Max, but before she does he tells her what a relief it is not to have a baby since he's not ready to share her yet. Fran decides to keep her secret.
To be continued…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182223 +0000" stop="20260816184407 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom's the Word - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Fran is very excited about her pregnancy, but worries about Maxwell's reaction since he said a baby was he last thing they needed in their lives. While trying to tell him, Fran gets upset and storms out of the house to chill her mind at Central Park. There, while talking to a fellow mother who took her kids to the park, Fran feels abdominal pains and is rushed to the hospital, where she and Maxwell â€“ who's now happy about the baby - fear for their baby.
To Be Continued...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184407 +0000" stop="20260816190632 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Whoopi - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Fran's devastated after hearing from Dr. Reynolds she was never pregnant at all, that it was a false positive. Maxwell keeps hiding her pregnancy tests to avoid further sadness, and even invites Fran and her relatives to join him on his special appearance on the Hollywood Squares. Val, Sylvia and Yetta advise Fran to go see a herbalist to help Maxwell's swimmers. At the herbal store, Fran buys a special shake that will help Maxwell's little swimmers swim faster and some special cookies that will make them hot for each other. The shake doesn't help, so Dr. Reynolds prescribes hormones for Fran, who also buys an ovulation kit. Her timing couldn't be worse when she starts ovulating right when Maxwell is up on the squares. But nothing that Whoopi Goldberg's dressing room can't fix. Meanwhile, C.C. and Niles accidentally eat the special cookies and feel hot for each other, and Val quits her brightness pills because it was making her too gassy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190632 +0000" stop="20260816192829 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Say, Can You Ski? - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Fran's obsessed about getting pregnant, so Max decides to take her up to a ski trip in Aspen to get her mind off it a little. He arranges for them to be at the First Family's table on his gala dinner, but advices Fran about all the things she's forbidden to talk about in their presence. Maxwell is the one who ends up embarrassing himself for a change. While practicing for skiing with the president, Fran and Max get lost in a cage, where they decide to "warm" each other. Fran catches a cold, but the pharmacy won't give her the antibiotics until they run a few tests. When the results come back, Fran discovers that she is pregnant!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192829 +0000" stop="20260816194953 +0000" channel="C1231.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hanukkah Story - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Fran's excited about celebrating her first Hanukkah with Maxwell, only he has to drive to Boston on business, and takes C.C. and Gracie with him. During their drive, the car goes off the road and Fran is left with no news on them, except that the snowstorm is really bad and they might not last long. While waiting outside the house, a nun comes by and they pray together. Max, Gracie and C.C. return home safe and sound, proving miracles do exist. The car oil lasted for eight hours instead of one, just like in Hanukkah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185542 +0000" stop="20260816194611 +0000" channel="C1232.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sin Salida - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Peña plans another covert operation to take down a key Cali cartel member, but he risks running out of time during his search.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184601 +0000" stop="20260816194318 +0000" channel="C1233.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Se Cayó El Sistema - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Mexican authorities, the FBI and Félix all seek out Acosta after a newspaper publishes an interview with him. The presidential election begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182530 +0000" stop="20260816184951 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dan accidentally creates a new hairstyle after sleeping in paint. Nathan tries to impress glam TV chick Dajve ""dave"" Bikinus. Something is killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184951 +0000" stop="20260816191419 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Editor Jonatton wants Dan to take part in some straight-on-straight gay action. A coke-blasted model proves an irresistible lure for Nathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191419 +0000" stop="20260816194012 +0000" channel="C1234.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In the final episode, Nathan finds his way into Claire's meeting with a TV commissioner, Pingu is finally broken like a rag doll and Dan discovers a way to get rid of Nathan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184133 +0000" stop="20260816192516 +0000" channel="C1235.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family - S05E02</title>
    <desc>During an autopsy, Ducky makes a startling discovery that turns a murder of a Petty Officer into a search for a missing infant. Meanwhile, Tony has to deal with his feelings for Jeanne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182900 +0000" stop="20260816191304 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Familia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Hetty's sudden resignation prompts Callen and the NCIS team to investigate the reason why she would disappear in the hopes of tracking her down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191304 +0000" stop="20260816195609 +0000" channel="C1236.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lange, H. - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Special Projects team travels to Romania to search for Hetty, while delving into the history of the Comescu crime family, and their connection to Callen. Meanwhile, Eric and Nell discover that Lauren Hunter, the Office of Special Projects' Operations Manager, is a member of the Comescus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181409 +0000" stop="20260816185628 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second Line - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The NCIS team investigates the murder of a Navy Lieutenant during a French Quarter second line funeral procession, a New Orleans tradition that celebrates the recently deceased with a musical street parade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185628 +0000" stop="20260816193758 +0000" channel="C1237.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collateral Damage - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After a Navy lieutenant dies during a clandestine visit to a general’s hotel room, Special Agent Pride and the NCIS team are asked to break standard protocol for the murder investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181524 +0000" stop="20260816183847 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Human Work - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ritsuko tells Shinji about the classified true cause of the Second Imapct. Then she and Misato attend the field test for an Eva competitor mecha.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183847 +0000" stop="20260816190209 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asuka Strikes! - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Shinji and his friends accompany Misato to meet Eva Unit 02 and its pilot Asuka at sea. Misato's old friend Ryoji Kaji is aboard with his own agenda.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190209 +0000" stop="20260816192530 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Asuka and Shinji face another Angel but it gets the upper hand. They now have six days to learn synchronized moves to destroy it completely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192530 +0000" stop="20260816194852 +0000" channel="C1238.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magmadiver - S01E10</title>
    <desc>NERV learns of an Angel in dormant embryonic form inside a volcano. Using equipment designed for magma, Asuka is sent to retrieve it with Unit 02.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181927 +0000" stop="20260816184059 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair - S04E19</title>
    <desc>After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184059 +0000" stop="20260816190225 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Ain't Heavy - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Mathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness 'expert' Christine, but she soon realizes she can't shed off a few pounds herself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190225 +0000" stop="20260816192359 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Maid of Honor - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192359 +0000" stop="20260816194531 +0000" channel="C1240.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love: A Cautionary Tale - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Christine finds out a secret about Jeff after they rekindle feelings for each other at Richard and New Christine's wedding. Matthew continues to date Amy, and Barb meets a possible love interest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180240 +0000" stop="20260816182549 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rabbit's a Fortress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When it’s the last straw for Rabbit because Pooh, Piglet and Tigger keep messing up his garden, he builds a fortress around it, complete with booby traps. When he realizes he has trapped himself in, he needs his friends to get him out. Can they get Rabbit out of his fortress?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182549 +0000" stop="20260816184900 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster FrankenPooh - S02E10</title>
    <desc>It is a dark night in the Hundred Acre Wood, and Piglet wants to tell a nice, not-so-scary story, but Tigger tells a very scary story about Dr. Von Piglet creating the giant Monster Frankenpooh, scaring Piglet to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184900 +0000" stop="20260816185935 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where, Oh Where Has My Piglet Gone? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Pooh is looking and looking for... It's easier losing something than it is finding it. Pooh is looking for Rabbit's hammer, while Piglet is trying to tell Pooh he's trying to learn how to sing. Rabbit comes looking or his hammer and leaves in a huff when Pooh tells him he's almost found it. Piglet wants Pooh to hear him sing... However he misunderstands Pooh when Pooh tells him his losing things upsets the others very much. Piglet leaves upset and Pooh thinks he's misplaced Piglet, Pooh tried to trap the hammer with nails... Rabbit comes to Pooh, but he still hasn't found the hammer. Rabbit comes to Pooh, but Pooh's still looking for the hammer and Piglet. Rabbit tried to help him, but Pooh ends up losing himself. Piglet's leaving with a mobile shower to practice his singing. Rabbit enlists the help of Gopher while Pooh gets Tigger to help. Pooh thinks he's lost Rabbit too. Pooh leaves Tigger and Tigger thinks Pooh's lost him too. The logical thing is for Pooh to be lost too, so he'll</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185935 +0000" stop="20260816191105 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up, Up And Awry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Christopher Robin and the gang are flying a red kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191105 +0000" stop="20260816192711 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eeyore's Tail Tale - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rabbit is madly trying to whack caterpillars out of his garden. However the pesky critters turn on his hose and shoot him. Eeyore thinks it's a wild dance party, and thinks he's not invited. He's got twice as many feet as anyone else and he goes along, his tail keeps him back as it's stuck in the bridge. he decides to leave it behind, always keeping his back, while the bugs and Rabbit are waging war. They corner Rabbit. Rabbit backs off and grabs Eeyore's tail. The lead caterpillar is mesmerized and runs to it and kisses it. Eeyore tried to convince Tigger that he's better with a tail, but Tigger says a tail's a friend and Eeyore agrees, so they go to try and find Eeyore's tail. Never fear, Tigger, Private Ear is here! Rabbit has made Worm wrangler and sends the worms off on an imaginary dream boat cruise down the river. Pooh asks what Rabbit's think is and goes off to find an important use for Eeyore's tail. Eeyore's tail is gone. Tigger interrogates Rabbit. He's always got a tail to</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192711 +0000" stop="20260816193313 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Little Piglets - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Tigger, Pooh and Piglet mess up the story, Three Little Pigs, while Rabbit wants to stick to the original story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193313 +0000" stop="20260816194350 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prize Piglet - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Piglet is putting a small brown shoe and displays his favorite daffodil. The gang are curious about it and wonder what it is. Owl says it's a running trophy, everyone thinks Piglet is a champion Runner. They decide to have a race. Piglet wants to tell them the truth. Pooh says he's seen Piglet run away from things when there aren't any things to run away from. Owl suggests there should be a race. Piglet wants to give the trophy away. The gang go off to train. Piglet doesn't want to put things right, but the gang think he's a fantastical runner. Even Eeyore enters in blue running shorts. He doesn't want the trophy. Just the flower. Piglet wants to set things straight, but Owl says go before Piglet can say anything, and they're off! Pooh sits minding the trophy - he doesn't think it will hold much Hunny. Piglet thinks the others will be so disappointed if he doesn't win. Rabbit falls into the river and surfs, Eeyore looses his tail, when Piglet puts it on, he takes off. Gopher's running</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194350 +0000" stop="20260816195522 +0000" channel="C1242.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Friends - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The gang are having a fire drill... Tigger is playing the big bad fire and Piglet has to jump... He can't act any more scared, as they fumble around with Gopher's ladder... and now the net... But Piglet bounces off. Pooh Bear is late to the drill and the gang are angry that he's late again. Pooh never knows which is the last minute. Gopher plans to get the Bear movin' begins construction of... something. Rabbit gives Pooh a schedule that blows away. Piglet advises him to take shortcuts, but it confuses Pooh... Oh dear... Tigger gives Pooh racin' stripes. Gopher ties a pillow to Pooh and a helmet with a spring on his head... and Sets him off... Ohh boooooother!!!! Pooh speeds all over the 100 Aker Wood... but on the other hand... The fast Pooh Bear rockets through the 100 Aker Wood. Gopher tries a stop sign, a rickety bridge... a mattress blockade. Beautiful day, says Eeyore, birds, flowers. Pooh crashed into Eeyore. He stops and the fast stuff comes off him and Pooh apologizes for bein</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180436 +0000" stop="20260816182748 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Quadruplets deal with rivalry and comradeship in the series premiere of this comedy about four siblings who have little in common with one another, except for the birthday they all share.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182748 +0000" stop="20260816185000 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dawn Moves Out - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dawn is tired of her brothers and so moves into her own room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185000 +0000" stop="20260816191241 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Sporty-er! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Dawn feels suspicious after the boys are smitten by a new girl at school. Tom’s former ice dancing rival is making plans to open his own sporting store.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191241 +0000" stop="20260816193522 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Field of Brains - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The quads try to impress Josie by watching a horror movie, but they quickly regret their decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193522 +0000" stop="20260816195804 +0000" channel="C1243.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scaredy Dance - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Quads and their parents are all excited for the Halloween dance; Ricky and Dicky compete for a girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181750 +0000" stop="20260816184143 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads (1) - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When the staff is quarantined for the night, they spend the hours reminiscing about turning points in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184143 +0000" stop="20260816190537 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossroads (2) - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When a chemical spill forces Judge Harry T. Stone (portrayed by Harry Anderson) and his courthouse team to remain inside the courtroom, the episode uses this setup as the frame for a series of flashbacks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190537 +0000" stop="20260816192927 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Court - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Roz surprises everyone by becoming unbearably perky when the staff is temporarily assigned to daytime hours, and Christine decides she must totally change her personality to hang onto Tony and her marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192927 +0000" stop="20260816195319 +0000" channel="C1244.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Night Court at the Opera - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Dan tries to win over Margaret during a night at the opera and Bull acquires disciples convinced that he's their god.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182807 +0000" stop="20260816185712 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode One - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jill is picking up the pieces of her life after the murders at the end of the last series. She has managed to frame ex-boyfriend Glen for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185712 +0000" stop="20260816192545 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Two - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jill and Linda drive down to Cornwall as Jill goes in search of Cath and Don. On the way, Jill runs over a black woman and discovers that she was going to a job interview at The Trees, the therapy centre where Cath and Don are. Jill decides to take her place at the interview, despite the obvious difference in appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192545 +0000" stop="20260816195415 +0000" channel="C1246.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode Three - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jill arranges an encounter with Don's girlfriend in an attempt to discourage her, while Cath pursues a relationship with her therapist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181024 +0000" stop="20260816183124 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 8 - Stages 2, 3 &amp; 4 - S08E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183124 +0000" stop="20260816185224 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 9 - Stage 1.1 - S09E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185224 +0000" stop="20260816191324 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 9 - Stage 1.2 - S09E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191324 +0000" stop="20260816193424 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 9 - Stage 2 &amp; 3 - S09E03</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193424 +0000" stop="20260816195524 +0000" channel="C1248.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sasuke 10 - Stage 1.1 - S10E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180059 +0000" stop="20260816182500 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rule Number 10 - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro are driven into a corner by Izuna's activated Blood Destruction, but just when Izuna thinks she's won the game, she falls into yet another of their traps and is defeated. Some time later, the siblings are summoned by the leader of the Werebeasts, the Shrine Priestess, who wants a rematch against them for the sake of her people, but the challenge "unexpectedly" ends in a draw. She is convinced into joining forces and establishing the Elkia Federation by merging the Imanity and Werebeast territories into a single nation. While making preparations for their next battles, Sora and Shiro renew their conviction to unite all the races of Disboard under their rule, and one day challenge Tet for his title of "One True God".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182500 +0000" stop="20260816184902 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beginner - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro are unemployed and never leave their house, but on the net, they're known as "Blank", an invincible team of gamers. One day, these siblings are visited by a boy named Tet, who calls himself god. Tet summons them to a world where all war is banned, and everything is decided by games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184902 +0000" stop="20260816191304 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Challenger - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sora and Shiro have been abandoned in another world by Tet. In this world all war is forbidden, and everything is determined by games whose rules are determined by the "Ten Pledges" that Tet established. They find themselves in the country of humanity, the weakest of the 16 races in this new world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191304 +0000" stop="20260816193706 +0000" channel="C1249.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expert - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A girl named Clamy has won the right to be the next king of Elukia by her overwhelming good luck. Steph lost to her and loses the chance to become the next ruler. Just as she defeats the last challenger, however, Sora and Shiro interrupt her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181901 +0000" stop="20260816184316 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Happiness Lies - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Yato takes Hiyori and Yukine to meet a fellow god named Kofuku, and her Regalia, Daikoku. In the middle of their talk, Yato is summoned by a suicidal office worker named Usuke Urasawa, whom he accidentally knocks off the top of a building in the process. On the way down, Usuke explains how his luck and fortune went downhill in pursuit of love for a girl, who turns out to be Kofuku, revealed to be a Binbougami (God of Poverty) who causes bad luck and misfortune to those around her. Yato manages to use Yukine to sever Usuke's ties and memories to Kofuku, before ensuring he lands safely. After Yato collects his payment, Kofuku tells Hiyori that Yato had once killed before. Later, as Yato tells Hiyori to go to Kofuku and Daikoku should anything happen to him, Yukine encounters a strange woman, who is revealed to be Nora--Yato's former Regalia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184316 +0000" stop="20260816190732 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Borderline - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After Yato teaches Yukine how to make a borderline, which regalia can use against phantoms, Hiyori decides to have Yukine live in her house, feeling Yato can't look after him properly. After some reluctance, Yato agrees to let Yukine stay with her. Yato ends up sneaking himself too, keeping Yukine in check before he gets any ideas about Hiyori. The next day, Yukine runs away after Hiyori stops him from stealing a skateboard, with Yato later explaining to her that any impure thoughts Yukine has results in pain for himself. Whilst running away, Yukine encounters a little girl, which he later learns to be the spirit of a girl who died in a traffic accident. However, the girl ends up getting possessed by a phantom and becomes consumed by it, forcing Yato to use Yukine to defeat her against his will .</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190732 +0000" stop="20260816193147 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scary Person - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Yukine, depressed about being used by Yato to kill the girl spirit instead of saving her, steals the skateboard he had his eye on before. When Yato stops him, Hiyori appears, deciding to cover for Yukine by claiming she bought it for him. Just then, a god named Bishamon, holding a personal grudge against him, appears and attacks Yato. Hiyori calls Kofuku and Daikoku to help, tracking Yato's location using her sense of smell. However, Kofuku's attempt to stop the battle ends up making things worse by causing a huge hole with raging storms appear. Bishamon tries to take advantage of the situation, dealing some damage to Yato, but is urged by one of her regalia, Kazuma, to retreat to protect her other regalia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193147 +0000" stop="20260816195602 +0000" channel="C1250.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncertainty &amp; Destiny - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hiyori's presence as a spirit is discovered by Kazuma, who chooses to keep this a secret from Bishamon, before telling Hiyori that if nothing is done about Yukine, Yato will die. Later that night, as Yato is helping out at a convenience store, Yukine, who has been feeling that Yato would choose Nora over him, is caught trying to steal some charity money. Just then, another phantom appears, and despite Nora's presence causing Yukine unease, Yato assures him that he is his regalia and manages to defeat the phantom with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181455 +0000" stop="20260816190054 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals 'R' Us - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Maggie becomes convinced that the stray dog that's adopted her is Rick reincarnated. Maurice tries to convince Marilyn to join him in a multi-million dollar scheme to produce and market ostriches. Ed looks for help in making a movie about Cicely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190054 +0000" stop="20260816194524 +0000" channel="C1251.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jules et Joel - S03E05</title>
    <desc>On Halloween Joel hits his head, presaging a visit from his twin brother Jules. Chris and Ed set out to meet a criminal from Chris' hometown in West Virginia, and Holling pays an old debt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181409 +0000" stop="20260816184302 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Lee spends a long weekend on his a boat with Lucy, even though she is terrified of water.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184302 +0000" stop="20260816190948 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mugging - S07E01</title>
    <desc>When Lucy has her handbag stolen from right under Lee's nose, he feels the need to prove his manliness over and over and over again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190948 +0000" stop="20260816193759 +0000" channel="C1252.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christening - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Lee's big mouth has got him and Lucy invited to a christening party thrown by new neighbours Toby and Anna, and now they have no time to find the perfect present for the baby who has everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180433 +0000" stop="20260816180935 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big One - S04E27</title>
    <desc>One has found a way to keep adding Ones all the way to Ninety-nine. But what on earth comes next?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180935 +0000" stop="20260816181437 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Hundred - S04E28</title>
    <desc>One Hundred shows us what she's made of in a big song about being big</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181437 +0000" stop="20260816181939 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Thousand and One - S04E29</title>
    <desc>One wonders if anyone could be bigger than One Hundred, and has a big think about some very big numbers indeed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181939 +0000" stop="20260816182442 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More to Explore - S04E30</title>
    <desc>It's time for the grand finale but the number fun doesn't stop here - there's so much more to explore!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182442 +0000" stop="20260816182948 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Your Turn - S05E01</title>
    <desc>It’s time for some bouncy fun as the Numberblobs take over the show. Learn about number lines, comparing numbers and more with the Numberblobs</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182948 +0000" stop="20260816183454 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now You See Us - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks discover a magic spell that makes them all invisible. Uh-oh! Learn how to write numbers with Numberblocks Zero to Nine</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183454 +0000" stop="20260816184512 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten's Top Ten - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Ten presents a rundown of the top hit songs in Numberland. Learn number bonds to six, seven, eight, nine and ten with the Numberblocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184512 +0000" stop="20260816185018 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's My Number? - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Welcome to the game show where you don't count, you see the amount! Join the Numberblocks and learn how to recognise numbers of things without counting them</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185018 +0000" stop="20260816185525 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun Times One Times Table - S05E05</title>
    <desc>One goes in search of the legendary One Times Table. Sing along and learn the One Times Table with the Numberblocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185525 +0000" stop="20260816190031 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Many Friends of Twenty - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Twenty enters the Pattern Palace to find out who his Twenty-friends are. Learn about number bonds to 20 with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190031 +0000" stop="20260816190537 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ten Vaulting - S05E07</title>
    <desc>The Numberblocks compete in the finals of the Ten-vaulting contest. Learn about adding past ten with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190537 +0000" stop="20260816191043 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twoland - S05E08</title>
    <desc>What if Two was the first Numberblock? Imagine that! Learn about even numbers up to 20 with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191043 +0000" stop="20260816191550 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two Times Shoe Shop - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Two discovers a magical shoe shop and the even more magical Two Times Table. Sing along and learn the two times table with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191550 +0000" stop="20260816192056 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd Side Story - S05E10</title>
    <desc>How do the Odd Blocks and Even Tops work out who's best? Dance! Learn about odd and even numbers to 20 with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192056 +0000" stop="20260816192602 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Rectangly! - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Twenty-One helps some new friends find out how many rectangles they can make. Learn about the numbers 23 and 24 and explore arrays with the Numberblocks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192602 +0000" stop="20260816193108 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rectangle Racers - S05E12</title>
    <desc>At the Rays Track, Twenty-Four is ready to race all day and all night! Learn about the different arrays numbers can make with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Team Factor - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Welcome to the Team Tag Arena for another exciting match! Who will be left standing? Learn about numbers that can split into equal parts with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193615 +0000" stop="20260816194121 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Talents - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Twenty-Six enters Fifteen's Talent Show... and finds some hidden talents! Learn about the number 26, and how it splits into two thirteens with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194121 +0000" stop="20260816194627 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Patterns - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Twenty-Seven and Twenty-Eight explore the new Pattern Wall at the Gallery. Learn about the numbers 27 and 28 and explore number patterns with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194627 +0000" stop="20260816195133 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now in 3D - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Octonaughty returns with a whole new dimension of naughtiness. This calls for a whole new dimension of superhero! Learn about cubes, and other ways of arranging blocks in three dimensions with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195133 +0000" stop="20260816195640 +0000" channel="C1253.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Club Picnic - S05E17</title>
    <desc>There are so many clubs for Numberblocks to belong to – it's time for Twenty-Nine to figure out where he belongs! Learn about grouping numbers by numerical properties with the Numberblocks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180832 +0000" stop="20260816185322 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nutty Confessor - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Donna and Bobby give Adrianne and James advice, respectively, on their plans for their first night "together." Simone and Sipowicz investigate the death of a young woman who was brutally murdered. A surgeon's wife wants to press charges against her husband's mistress when her husband is shot. James and Adrianne spend the night together. Bobby and James go to Atlantic City to apprehend their suspect; Adrianne wants to know when he'll be back. Andy acts like a psycho in holding to get their suspect to drop his crazy story. James might be having second thoughts about his relationship with Adrianne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185322 +0000" stop="20260816193915 +0000" channel="C1254.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Head Case - S03E15</title>
    <desc>A mild mannered professor is found decapitated in his apartment. James helps out a former porn star, who is getting harassing phone calls. I wonder what Adrianne thinks about that? Andy Jr. is in town with some surprising news, but he can't tell Andy about until dinner later that night. Andy worries about it all afternoon. Adrianne was not amused. Andy Jr., discharged from the Air Force, is joining the police department in Hackensack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180717 +0000" stop="20260816185105 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Couple - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Work keeps Sandy and Kirsten apart, Rachel makes a play for Sandy, Julie's secret lover is revealed and - omigod! - Summer realizes she likes Seth (but don't ever tell anyone).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185105 +0000" stop="20260816193432 +0000" channel="C1255.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Homecoming - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Used to be Seth couldn't find a girl. Now he has two - Anna and Summer show up for Thanksgiving. Ryan also has double trouble, as he and Marissa visit his old neighborhood and encounter an ex-flame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184337 +0000" stop="20260816194122 +0000" channel="C1256.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chapter 2: New Colossus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The OA retraces the dramatic twists and turns in her life after a childhood accident, leading up to a fateful encounter far from home many years later.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182104 +0000" stop="20260816184654 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Brothers - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Oscar and Felix become big brothers to a fatherless boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184654 +0000" stop="20260816191235 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's All Over Now, Baby Bird - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Felix's parrot dies, and he insists on a formal funeral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191235 +0000" stop="20260816193834 +0000" channel="C1257.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Felix is Missing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Felix goes missing, and Oscar thinks his buddy is dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181137 +0000" stop="20260816184107 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Motivation - S02E04</title>
    <desc>David's preparations for his first motivational training seminar that evening don't get off to the perfect start when he first discovers the staff's new nicknames for him that are doing the rounds and then receives another reprimand from Neil for neglecting his duties. Meanwhile, Tim and Rachel finally go public with their relationship, much to the dismay of Gareth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184107 +0000" stop="20260816191008 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's Comic Relief Day and the staff of Werhnam Hogg all do their bit to raise money including Dawn, whose 'kisses for 1' stand finally provides Tim with the opportunity he's been waiting for. But when David can only produce a draft of his new gameshow concept in place of an important company report, Neil and Jennifer draw the line and inform him that he is being made redundant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191008 +0000" stop="20260816193927 +0000" channel="C1259.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Although slightly peeved that the staff seem to be taking his redundancy in their stride, David's spirits remain high as he plans his future while also being interviewed for an article in 'Inside Paper'. Tim takes drastic action when he learns that Dawn has resigned in order to move to the USA with boyfriend Lee. However, when David is told that his services as a motivational speaker are also no longer required he sinks to his lowest ebb and begs Neil to reconsider the dismissal. But is it too late?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181601 +0000" stop="20260816183753 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Dwight embarrasses Michael by punching him in the stomach at work, Jim organizes a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's Dojo.  Meanwhile, Pam becomes annoyed at Jim when he gets too physical with her, Ryan updates the emergency contact information on a secret mission, and Michael tantalizes Ryan when the boss gets a hold of Ryan's cell phone number.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183753 +0000" stop="20260816185925 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Client - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Michael and Jan try to nail down a potential new client, Christian, by taking him out to Chili's, Michael surprises everyone with what - or who - he does.  Meanwhile, back at the office, Jim finds a semi-autobiographical script that Michael has written called Threat Level: Midnight, and he, Pam, Kevin, and the rest of the Dunder-Mifflin workers have a great time acting it out.  Later that night, Pam and Jim share their first unofficial date, complete with dinner (a sandwich), candlelight, and Dwight's pathetic fireworks display.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185925 +0000" stop="20260816192055 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Performance Review - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Michael meets with all of his underlings to discuss their performance in the office so far.  However, Michael focuses more on getting feedback about his relationship with Jan than whether or not the workers are doing their job.  Later, a nervous Michael plans to shuffle through the employee suggestion box to steal exciting ideas for his imminent discussion with Jan about his own performance, but that falls apart when Jan asks to sit in on the discussion.  Meanwhile, Jim and Pam try to keep Dwight under the wrong impression that the day is Friday instead of Thursday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192055 +0000" stop="20260816194257 +0000" channel="C1260.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Email Surveillance - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Michael starts monitoring the emails sent out in the Dunder-Mifflin workplace, upsetting the employees.  Meanwhile, Pam believes that the relationship between Dwight and Angela is more than just worker to worker, Jim throws an office BBQ at his house in order to show his roommate the kinds of people he deals with everyday, and Michael, after annoying everyone at his improv classes, crashes Jim's party with a terrible karaoke number.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181811 +0000" stop="20260816184038 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A letter to Ann's mother from her late father is delivered four years late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184038 +0000" stop="20260816190254 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buyer's Remorse - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Barbara's newly married friend Bob reveals he still has feelings for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190254 +0000" stop="20260816192500 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sonny Boy - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Alex must choose between a weekend outing with an attractive girl and an event at Schneider's lodge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192500 +0000" stop="20260816194705 +0000" channel="C1261.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panzini - S08E23</title>
    <desc>An Italian designer sweeps Francine off her feet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181710 +0000" stop="20260816184613 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Valley of Fear - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After being mugged whilst photographing badgers, and having his house sprayed with the phrase 'The Man Who Lives Here Is A Turd', Victor decides to hold a crime prevention meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184613 +0000" stop="20260816191531 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Retire to Bedlam - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After being stuck in the shed for over three hours, then forced to spend an entire day with his eyes closed after a visit to the optometrist, Victor cannot bear the trials of babysitting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191531 +0000" stop="20260816194449 +0000" channel="C1263.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eternal Quadrangle - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Although Margaret is glad that Victor finally has a hobby to occupy his time, she is less pleased to discover that it involves painting nudes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180219 +0000" stop="20260816183147 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Del's busy selling Trig's gran's genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Grandad's last resting place!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183147 +0000" stop="20260816190217 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Losing Streak - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham's ever seen... But what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190217 +0000" stop="20260816193142 +0000" channel="C1265.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Greater Love... - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately, she's no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181245 +0000" stop="20260816183424 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gypsy Barbeque! - S10E11</title>
    <desc>When Matt and Froy repo a car from an anger management meeting, Froy suffers the consequences of taking on a violent rage-aholic. Sonia and Ronnie interrupt a one-of-a-kind cookout.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183424 +0000" stop="20260816185543 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up in Flames - S10E12</title>
    <desc>A jazz musician sets off Sonia and punches are thrown as Ronnie tries to manage the mayhem; Matt and Sonia wrestle to bring deluded actors back to reality; Matt and Froy repo from a prop master who uses his pyrotechnic skills as a ploy to keep his car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185543 +0000" stop="20260816191707 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gypsy Games - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Rusty leads Sonia and Ronnie on a wild goose chase, Sonia loses her cool and puts her foot down with Lou; Froy and Ronnie have their hands full with a bad girl headed to a red carpet event; Lyndah risks life and limb as Sonia delivers a final ultimatum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191707 +0000" stop="20260816193818 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T-Bone Trouble - S10E14</title>
    <desc>The repo team struggles to keep the company afloat without Sonia and Lyndah; Matt, Froy and Ronnie battle an entire football team and come out on top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193818 +0000" stop="20260816195955 +0000" channel="C1266.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flame-Thrown For a Loop - S10E15</title>
    <desc>Lou needs Sonia more than ever; Lou and Carlos deal with a big man in a tiny car, but when Carlos lets his guard down he's delivered some serious blows.; Lou, Froy, and Carlos go to battle for a World War II era tank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180429 +0000" stop="20260816190448 +0000" channel="C1267.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me as Well - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Piper plays the field. Caputo tries to get ahead of a scandal. Daya sends Taystee on a mission. Nicky finds romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182328 +0000" stop="20260816192834 +0000" channel="C1268.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow Realms - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Orville explores a mysterious region of space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185558 +0000" stop="20260816194715 +0000" channel="C1269.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never My Love - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Claire struggles to survive brutal treatment from her captors, as Jamie gathers a group of loyal men to help him rescue his wife. Roger and Brianna's journey takes a surprising turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180602 +0000" stop="20260816190435 +0000" channel="C1270.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Laws of Gravity - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alvarez and Guerra come up with a new way to settle their beef -- Guerra will stab Alvarez in the shoulder without killing him. Morales questions Guerra's decision to do this while he attempts to grieve for his sister. Rebadow gets more bad news about his grandson which prompts him to search for alternatives. Montgomery asks for more hush money from Ryan so Ryan devises a plan to have Montgomery eliminated. Officer Brass returns to Oz to get facts on who attacked him. Ellie O'Connor arrives as the Governor's liaison to Oz only past memories of her failed marriage to McManus return. Schibetta returns and Schillinger shanks Pancamo after learning that he had Hank killed. McManus makes an offer to Said and White to hopefully curb White's erratic and sometimes bizarre behavior. Ryan's mom, Suzanne Fitzgerald comes to Oz to instruct inmates in performance arts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182524 +0000" stop="20260816192348 +0000" channel="C1271.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mud - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Omar pressures Marty to launder more money, but Ruth wants to keep her casino clean. Wendy goes to extremes to keep her children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181546 +0000" stop="20260816183943 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Super-Pac-Bowl - S02E03</title>
    <desc>After the Ghost Monsters chomp the football team, Pac-Man, Super-Pac, and their team must face off against them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183943 +0000" stop="20260816190339 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey into the Pac-Past - S02E04</title>
    <desc>P.J. fixes Ms. Pac's washing machine, accidentally turning it into a time machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190339 +0000" stop="20260816192732 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Pac-Enemy No. 1 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Pac-Man is mistaken for the criminal Pretty Boy Pac and sent to prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192732 +0000" stop="20260816195128 +0000" channel="C1272.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Pac-Man and the Sea - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The Ghost Monsters sink a ship full of Power Pellets with Pac-Man on board, trapping them all in Paclantis at the mercy of the tyrannical Pac-Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180151 +0000" stop="20260816184352 +0000" channel="C1273.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seedy Motel Poltergeist and More - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A traveling businessman encounters poltergeist activity in his Texas motel room; a UFO is spotted over one of the holiest sites on Earth; a Sasquatch is spotted by two hikers in British Columbia.

Case IDs: DO NOT DISTURB, OH HOLY LIGHT, SECURITY RISK, RUSSIAN TO CONCLUSIONS, BOARD TO DEATH, SOUND AND FURY, SNOWBOUND SASQUATCH, UNIDENTIFIED AND MULTIPLIED</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184352 +0000" stop="20260816192626 +0000" channel="C1273.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Most Haunted School and More - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Poltergeist activity is caught on an Irish school's security camera; two Russians encounter what may be a Sasquatch while driving in Siberia; a UFO is spotted flying over Australia in broad daylight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182151 +0000" stop="20260816190410 +0000" channel="C1274.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Boy - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A couple with no children feel like they are being haunted by the son they never had.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190410 +0000" stop="20260816194630 +0000" channel="C1274.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Lonergan Farm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Three brothers share their experience of reuniting on a family farm and the disturbing memories they each encountered from their childhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182011 +0000" stop="20260816184103 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 98 - S07E18</title>
    <desc>A Detroit barber and outraged crowd challenge Ponytail over the length of his hair - and the length of a city bus. Little Hawk flies solo towing an abandoned car from a Trenton highway only to have the angry owner storm the lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184103 +0000" stop="20260816190155 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 100 - S07E19</title>
    <desc>In Staten Island Jojo is ambushed by a furious repeat offender who tries to block her car from being towed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190155 +0000" stop="20260816192356 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 01 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet the people Philly loves to hate. Jeff, whose favorite insult is being called "meter maid," squares off with an irate citizen over a broken meter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192356 +0000" stop="20260816194557 +0000" channel="C1275.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 02 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Danielle, who has a reputation for attracting trouble while ticketing, gets into a shouting match during her "rush hour sting." At the impound lot, Rob has a run-in with an angry lady over the paperwork required to get her car back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180725 +0000" stop="20260816182851 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Park Safety - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After Jerry gets mugged by a bunch of kids, Leslie meets with the head park ranger in hopes of improving park safety. Meanwhile, everyone tries to be nicer to Jerry once he returns to the office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182851 +0000" stop="20260816185016 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Catalog - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Preparing the Summer Events Catalog, Leslie decides to take Ron and the past directors of the Parks Department out for a picnic lunch. Tom enlists the help of Ann and Mark to pose for the cover photo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185016 +0000" stop="20260816191145 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>94 Meetings - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Ron is furious when April mistakenly schedules a ton of meetings for him. Meanwhile, Leslie fights to preserve a historical landmark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191145 +0000" stop="20260816193309 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Telethon - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Leslie hosts a late-night shift for a local telethon, and lands former Indiana Pacer Detlef Schrempf as a celebrity guest. Meanwhile, Mark has big plans for his relationship with Ann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193309 +0000" stop="20260816195506 +0000" channel="C1276.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Master Plan - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Leslie is disappointed when her new park plans are put on hold by a visit from two state auditors. April has plans for Andy at her birthday party, and Ann tries to piece together a romantic mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181211 +0000" stop="20260816183735 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Coming to Drive? - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Reuben sets up an aggressive summer tour schedule. Shirley does not want to go on tour as it is tiring to drive all day and sing all night, so they hire a bus driver. But Danny is suspicious when they find out that he's an ex-con.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183735 +0000" stop="20260816190257 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Bring Your Guns to Town, Santa - S02E13</title>
    <desc>After performing in Vegas on Christmas Eve, the Partridges start the drive home. The bus breaks down in a town with one inhabitant. Disappointed about being away from home for Christmas, the prospector tells them a Christmas story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190257 +0000" stop="20260816192824 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do Mermaids Go? - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Driving home after a tour, the Partridges stop for a picnic on a country road and meet a young woman who likes to travel alone and enjoy her freedom. After hours together, she stays at their home, leaves, and gives them a million dollars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192824 +0000" stop="20260816195354 +0000" channel="C1277.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home is Where the Heart Was - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After being scolded from a mess, Chris and Tracy decided to run away from home but, ended up at Ruben's apartment causing mayhem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180559 +0000" stop="20260816183406 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve Guttenberg's Birthday - S02E05</title>
    <desc>At his own birthday, Steve Guttenberg volunteers to turn his party into a writing workshop when he overhears Roman and writing partner Kent discussing their script.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183406 +0000" stop="20260816190013 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>"Not On Your Wife" Opening Night - S02E06</title>
    <desc>At a community theater, the onstage farce trickles into real life as Kyle promises to help his old mentor by romancing a wealthy female patron with the funds to save the theater.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190013 +0000" stop="20260816192821 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Down Company Picnic - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Competition is the word of the day as Ron competes for a job at the head office, Casey for best all around at the events and Roman and Kyle compete with Valhalla Catering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192821 +0000" stop="20260816195525 +0000" channel="C1278.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joel Munt's Big Deal Party - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Roman is less than thrilled when he discovers the party is being thrown by his 'sell-out' writing partner who hired him to rub his face in the sale of his new spec script.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181747 +0000" stop="20260816191843 +0000" channel="C1279.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At Last - S01E05</title>
    <desc>As friends, relatives and foes trickle in to pay their final respects to his mother Eleanor, Patrick Melrose finds himself questioning whether a life without parents will be the liberation he has so long imagined. Yet as the memorial service ends and the family gathers one last time, amidst the social niceties and the social horrors, the calms and the rapids, Patrick begins to sense a new current: the chance of some form of safety – at last.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Guns of Paris - S02E03</title>
    <desc>John gets closer to completing his perilous assignment, only to have matters jeopardized by a childhood mistake. Friends get involved in an unprecedented and gravely consequential way.</desc>
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    <title>The Sword and the Hand - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Recent events tell a story that could reveal John's plan to assassinate Cantar Walley, so John takes preemptive measures, risking himself to divert attentions and create the illusion that the story is over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181100 +0000" stop="20260816183413 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save the Dizzy Dust Express / Pups Save the Treetop Trekkers - S08E14</title>
    <desc>When the Dizzy Dust Express appears with no one aboard, the PAW Patrol must stop the runaway train and find the missing passengers. / Mayor Goodway, Tilly Turbot and Ms. Marjorie's jungle zip-lining adventure becomes a tragedy, when they get stuck on the treetops, and it's up to the PAW Patrol to rescue them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183413 +0000" stop="20260816185727 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save the Treasure Cruise - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Mayor Humdinger tricks Mayor Goodway, her uncle Otis, Mr. Porter, and Alex to sail icy waters in search of an Antarctic treasure, but they need the PAW Patrol when they get stranded on shore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185727 +0000" stop="20260816192037 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups Save Rocket Ryder - S08E17</title>
    <desc>The pups need to rescue Ryder and Alex when they get out of control on a rocket-powered ATV.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192037 +0000" stop="20260816194350 +0000" channel="C1281.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pups and Katie Stop the Barking Kitty Crew / Pups Save the Glasses - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Mayor Humdinger disrupts Adventure Bay with his barking kitties and it's up to Ryder, Katie, and the PAW Patrol to stop their barking mishaps. / Cap'n Turbot loses his glasses, and it's up to Ryder and the PAW Patrol to look for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180854 +0000" stop="20260816183054 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honor Thy Father - S2011E32</title>
    <desc>The Pawn Stars declare their independence when a document signed by John Hancock comes into the shop. Will this famous Founding Father's signature be from the real thing or will they find it's not worth the paper it's written on? Then, a guy strums by with a 1934 Rickenbacher "frying pan" guitar. One of the first electric guitars ever made, will Rick cook himself up a fantastic deal or will he end up getting burned? And later, Father's Day gets off to a rocky start when Rick presents a gift to the Old Man. Will he be able to smooth the tension at the shop or will this rift become a full-blown family feud?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183054 +0000" stop="20260816185053 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pick, The Pawn, &amp; The Polish - S2011E33</title>
    <desc>Come party with the Pawn Stars as they prepare the ultimate gift for the Old Man's 70th birthday, a fully rebuilt 1957 Chevy 150. With the restoration coming down to the wire, can Rick keep this gigantic present on track or will the Old Man be singing the birthday blues? Then, a man comes to the shop with a rare 19th century pistol ring. Worn by gamblers as an ace in the hole, will the guys ante up big for this extraordinary finger-sized firearm or is this piece simply not in the cards? And later, a man brings in an unused ticket from one of the most famous performances of all time--the 1966 Beatles concert at Shea Stadium. Will Rick come down with a severe case of Beatlemania or is a deal for this ticket about a half century too late?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185053 +0000" stop="20260816191252 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Cents - S2011E34</title>
    <desc>The Pawn Stars consider sending a search party out for Chumlee when he takes off to look at a 1950's Bally's coin operated kiddie ride. Will he step up and make a rocking buy or will he drop too much change on a shaky deal? Then, Rick and Corey meet a woman hoping to sell a script from the legendary classic film The Godfather. Signed by Al Pacino, will the guys make an offer she can't refuse or will the seller look to skim a little off the top? And later, the guys get ready to polka when a vintage Excelsior accordion chimes its way into the shop. Will the guys look to play a happy tune or will negotiations hit a sour note?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191252 +0000" stop="20260816193449 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kings and McQueens - S2011E35</title>
    <desc>The Pawn Stars are blown away when a seller limps in with a 19th century shotgun disguised as a cane. Will Rick take a shot at buying this legendary concealed firearm or will his offer miss the mark? Then, Rick and Chumlee race to check out a 1940 Indian Motorcycle once owned by the King of Cool, Steve McQueen. Will this negotiation take off like a Bullitt or will Rick let this one make a Great Escape? And later, the guys are presented with a book printed by founding father Benjamin Franklin. Will Rick shell out some of his own Benjamins for this rare piece or will he find it's not worth the paper it's printed on?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193449 +0000" stop="20260816195649 +0000" channel="C1282.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face the Music - S2011E36</title>
    <desc>The Pawn Stars seek counsel when the business card of the infamous Old Western outlaw turned-lawyer John Wesley Hardin moseys into the shop. Will the guys afford the ransom or will this deal meet its end at high noon? Then, Chumlee has a chance to buy a pristine Gibson mandolin. Can he hit a high note with his solo performance or will he be out of tune and get booed? And later, Rick and the Old Man tool around with a 1950's Shopsmith woodworking machine. Will the seller get crafty and convince them to nail down a deal or will Rick grind negotiations to a halt?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182435 +0000" stop="20260816191248 +0000" channel="C1283.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man is Only as Good as His Bird - S02E02</title>
    <desc>As Economos clashes with his new handler, Peacemaker must deal with the consequences of his actions in the alternate dimension.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191248 +0000" stop="20260816195044 +0000" channel="C1283.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Rick Up My Sleeve - S02E03</title>
    <desc>While Peacemaker is lauded as a hero, the alternate dimension also enables him to explore the depth of his connection with Harcourt. Later, Economos catches heat for the team's bungled mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183653 +0000" stop="20260816193348 +0000" channel="C1284.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Thomas Shelby has to deal with an IRA chief who has come to Small Heath to avenge his cousin's death. Meanwhile Campbell gets closer to the stolen guns, and Grace has to decide whether her loyalties lie with him or with Thomas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181958 +0000" stop="20260816184445 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Threeism - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Jeremy's love life takes a surprising turn. Mark deals with his own matters of the heart.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184445 +0000" stop="20260816190920 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mole-Mapping - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Mark's determination to get the woman of his dreams isn't hindered by the fact that she has a husband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190920 +0000" stop="20260816193239 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kid Farm - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a tune they wrote back in the noughties, while Mark's play date with his son doesn't quite go to plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193239 +0000" stop="20260816195657 +0000" channel="C1285.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are We Going to Be Alright? - S09E06</title>
    <desc>It's the last ever Peep Show from the El Dude Brothers. Jeremy is turning 40 - and it's hitting him hard - while Mark makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182359 +0000" stop="20260816184822 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring - S02E08</title>
    <desc>As the Spring season comes to "begin," Pee-wee plants a seed, and it grows quickly (courtesy of Clockey). Also, the King of Cartoons presents his wife, "The Queen of Cartoons," and his son, "The Prince of Cartoons." Also, when Pee-wee doesn't make the baseball team, Ricardo shows him that there are other sports he can try.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184822 +0000" stop="20260816191245 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Playhouse In Outer Space - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Aaaaugh! The secret word is "zyzzybalubah," and that can only mean one thing! The entire Playhouse, including Reba, is sucked into space, transported to a strange planet, and taken over by an odd, lonely alien! Yvona, an alien from the planet, is trying to escape the unfriendly Zyzzybalubah, but Pee-wee teaches him how to be polite and make friends. Reba teaches Pee-wee how to whistle, and she sings a song.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191245 +0000" stop="20260816193710 +0000" channel="C1286.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pajama Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Guess who's having a pajama-party sleepover? That's right, it's Pee-wee along with his co-hostess, "the most beautiful woman in Puppetland," Miss Yvonne! Jambi's got a head for pajama fashion when he gives Cowboy Curtis a Wild-West pair of P.J.s! Wacky Roger, the Monster, keeps an eye on things as Pee-wee decides that, since he loves his fruit salad so much, he's going to marry it! "Watch" for the secret word!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181616 +0000" stop="20260816184109 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Penn and Teller skewer our pursuit of "the best" in everything, from neighborhoods to electronics to automobiles to spouses, and demonstrate how such rampant consumerism is a race designed so that the runners never win.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184109 +0000" stop="20260816191103 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy Scouts - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Boy Scouts of America restricts scout membership and leadership opportunities to homosexuals and straight males who DON'T believe in God. According to the BSA, atheists and gays don't make good scouts or good role models. If the Boy Scouts of America were a privately funded group, it could discriminate against and hate anyone it damn well wanted to. But the Boy Scouts of America is dependent upon Federal, State and local government handouts. So, the BSA and their intolerance… are BULLSHIT!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191103 +0000" stop="20260816194042 +0000" channel="C1288.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prostitution - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Everyone knows that prostitution is practiced throughout the land. Where it is legal - in only a few Nevada counties, prostitution is vigorously regulated and monitored by the State of Nevada Health Department. The women submit to compulsory medical tests for STDs. No one is forced to work as a prostitute. Pimps don't exist. HIV has never been detected. The women earn regular paychecks and tips. Some even get vacation and sick days. And they pay taxes! It's BULLSHIT that it's illegal for two consenting adults to have sex with each other!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181214 +0000" stop="20260816185357 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penn's Favorite Card Trick - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Magicians Kostya Kimlat, Frederick Falk, Chris Funk, and Nate Dendy try to fool the veteran duo with their tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185357 +0000" stop="20260816193451 +0000" channel="C1289.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teller Plays with a Full Deck - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Magicians Blake Vogt, Joshua Jay, Levent, and Ben Seidman try to fool the veteran duo with their tricks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181833 +0000" stop="20260816190027 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Instagram Romance Catastrophe - S18E62</title>
    <desc>Breaking A Promise - Lawn Mower Larceny - Failing To Play The Painter</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190027 +0000" stop="20260816194230 +0000" channel="C1290.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Threatened After A Bad Job - S18E63</title>
    <desc>A Crummy Cementer - False Advertising - Tossing A Guy's Desk</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180446 +0000" stop="20260816180952 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Dry Day - S08E49</title>
    <desc>It's a sunny and hot day, Peppa and George are playing in their inflatable pool. During the day they help the garden animals to cool down, except Tidles, who loves the high temperatures. Suddenly a storm comes and the family runs to shelter, while the animals like the rain. Peppa and George also like the rain, because it makes muddy puddles!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180952 +0000" stop="20260816181503 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving Day - S08E32</title>
    <desc>Peppa Is Playing With Candy Cat While Emily Elephant's Granny Moves Out Of The Flat When The New Neighbors Arrive Peppa Recognises Her Hoilday Friend Rohan Rhino</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181503 +0000" stop="20260816182008 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bigger House - S09E01</title>
    <desc>With the arrival of the new baby, Mummy Pig decides that they need a bigger house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182008 +0000" stop="20260816182513 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Build - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig helps remodel the house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182513 +0000" stop="20260816183018 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Decorating - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George decide on how their new rooms should look.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183018 +0000" stop="20260816183523 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bigger Car - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Daddy Pig gets a larger car to replace their older one, as it lacks any more room for the new arrival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183523 +0000" stop="20260816184023 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patchwork Quilt - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Mummy Pig and Peppa are at Granny Pig's house. They find Mummy's old patchwork quilt that Granny made for her as a baby. Peppa decides she'd like to make one for the baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184023 +0000" stop="20260816184523 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sibling School - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Peppa and George visit a special school run by Miss Rabbit on how to look after newborns.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184523 +0000" stop="20260816185023 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Baby - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Mummy Pig is about to give birth to a loving baby girl, and Peppa and George; who are staying with Granny and Grandpa Pig, are excited for the arrival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185023 +0000" stop="20260816185524 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Names - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Peppa sees the new baby for the first time, and tries to think of a good name for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185524 +0000" stop="20260816190024 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holding The Baby - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Peppa feels unsure about holding Evie Pig for the first time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190024 +0000" stop="20260816190529 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jigsaw Festival - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jigsaw Festival Granny and Grandpa Pig are taking Peppa and George to a festival, a jigsaw festival! Peppa is amazed by all of the completed jigsaws around the festival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190529 +0000" stop="20260816191029 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Sheep’s Art Van - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Peppa is out with Suzy and Granny Sheep in Mummy Sheep's car. They come across an old van that Miss Rabbit is recycling. Granny Sheep decides she would like to turn it into an art van.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191029 +0000" stop="20260816191529 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Being Inspired - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Peppa and her friends, accompanied by Mummy Sheep and Granny Sheep, take Vanessa to Grampy Rabbit's boat yard for inspiration. The children create various artworks using items found around the yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191529 +0000" stop="20260816192029 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hobbies - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Madame Gazelle is making a wicker basket. She explains it is her hobby - something you do to relax. The children discuss hobbies and learn about each other's favourite things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192029 +0000" stop="20260816192534 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hearing Test - S09E14</title>
    <desc>Dr Brown Bear suggests Peppa and George have their hearing checked. The audiologist discovers George has a moderate hearing loss in one ear and suggests George tries a hearing aid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192534 +0000" stop="20260816193039 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Favourite Sounds - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Peppa is excited to help George explore the world of sounds now he has his new hearing aid. She shows him all her favourite sounds including the splashing and sploshing of jumping in a muddy puddle!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193039 +0000" stop="20260816193545 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital Sleepover - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Pig and Grandad Dog are on their boats when Grandpa Pig drops an anchor on his foot! After an x-ray and plaster cast at the hospital, the nurses tells Grandpa Pig he'll need to stay overnight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193545 +0000" stop="20260816194050 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caring For Grandpa Pig - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Grandpa Pig found his night at the hospital so comfortable, he's reluctant be discharged! Peppa and Suzy volunteers to nurse him at home and make sure he's just as comfortable as in hospital.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194050 +0000" stop="20260816194555 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Penny Polar Bear’s Party - S09E18</title>
    <desc>It's the day of Penny Polar Bear's party! The children find out they will be playing ice hockey! The children are all kitted out in their safety gear at the ice rink and have great fun learning how to play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194555 +0000" stop="20260816195100 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biggest Picture In The World - S09E19</title>
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  <programme start="20260816195100 +0000" stop="20260816195605 +0000" channel="C1291.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck Race - S09E20</title>
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  <programme start="20260816180406 +0000" stop="20260816182723 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Once, Going Twice - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Larry goes to an auction to cover a story and brings Balki with him and Larry demonstrates the bidding procedure at an auction and they wind up buying a very expensive bottle of wine for $21,000. They now must hide it from Jennifer until they can go back to the auction and resell it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182723 +0000" stop="20260816185039 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yes Sir, That's My Baby - S07E16</title>
    <desc>When Balki shows Larry that Jennifer has been knitting booties, The possibility that Jennifer is pregnant causes Larry to imagine Larry and Balki's future sons becoming best friends in the nursery trying to escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185039 +0000" stop="20260816191353 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wayne Man - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Balki wins an all-expenses paid trip to Las Vegas but is sad when they can't get any tickets to see Wayne Newton. Jennifer attempts to call up an old boyfriend who can get her tickets, But a jealous Larry calls up Wayne's people and tells them that Balki is going deaf and manages to get tickets. After the concert, Wayne wants to meet Balki personally but Larry is afraid the truth will come out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191353 +0000" stop="20260816193710 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Elevator - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Larry decides to impress Mr. Wainwright by enlisting himself and Balki to move his brand new oversized couch up the elevator to his office while the elevator is under repair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193710 +0000" stop="20260816200024 +0000" channel="C1293.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Play's the Thing - S07E19</title>
    <desc>When Balki takes Larry's ""Wheat"" play-script to Lydia's theater, Larry goes down to see the cast. But when the director tries to change the lines, Larry won't let him, so they all quit. But Larry insists that they keep the show by casting him with Balki, Lydia, Jennifer, and Mary Anne, but they've never acted before and make a mess of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183148 +0000" stop="20260816192359 +0000" channel="C1294.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Red Riding Boots - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Ann Farwell is miserable over the separation of her parents. Things aren't made any better when her father starts seeing Rita Conover, a scheming woman half his age. When Rita turns up dead both Ann and her mother think the other committed the crime which causes Perry great difficulty in defending the ranch hand who's been charged.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180538 +0000" stop="20260816184926 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terra Incognita - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Reese finds himself on a perilous personal journey when he takes on a homicide case Detective Carter was never able to close.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184926 +0000" stop="20260816193301 +0000" channel="C1295.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asylum - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Reese and Fusco get caught in the war between the two newest POIs, rival crime bosses Elias and Dominic. Also, a tantalizing clue to Shaw’s whereabouts leads Finch and Root into a possible trap, and Control goes rogue to uncover the true intentions of the Samaritan program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181859 +0000" stop="20260816184627 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's John's Nan's birthday but he's forgotten to post her card. Will he be able to put things right on the journey en route to work?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184627 +0000" stop="20260816191529 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Kayleigh has a lot on her mind, the last thing she needs is to be dressed as a blackcurrant for National Jam Week. Luckily John is on hand to give her some unwanted encouragement and advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191529 +0000" stop="20260816194227 +0000" channel="C1296.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cyclist - S02E01</title>
    <desc>John and Kayleigh find themselves, reluctantly, having to make the daily commute to work separately.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180621 +0000" stop="20260816181732 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Share - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The gang switches bodies with alien tourists for a free intergalactic vacation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181732 +0000" stop="20260816182846 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Backyard Hodge Podge - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The boys create a new invention using recycled parts from past projects. When Candace attempts to bust them, Mom is too exhausted from baking pies all night and can't figure out what Candace is trying to show her.</desc>
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    <title>Bee Day - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The boys make a giant inflatable wading pool for Mom. Candace reveals her "Emo" side. Doofenshmirtz attempts to become ruler of all bees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184032 +0000" stop="20260816185126 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee Story - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Isabella and the Fireside Girls turn themselves into bees. Poofenplotz tries to become Queen of the World by stealing and consuming massive amounts of royal jelly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185126 +0000" stop="20260816190325 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Balls of Water - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Candace thinks Jeremy is bored with their usual hangouts, she sets out to find something unique to do with him. Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb power through town surfing on a giant ball of water and Doofenshmirtz plans to use his Double-Negative-Inator to confuse his local eatery into giving him a wintery drink that is usually not served during summer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190325 +0000" stop="20260816191407 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Pinky? - S04E14</title>
    <desc>When Pinky goes missing, Phineas &amp; Ferb create a machine that will amplify Buford’s senses to those of a dog’s. However, it works so well that the animal agents’ secret identities are put in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Candace tries to meet up with Jeremy for lunch at City Hall but gets stuck in a mandatory tour.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191407 +0000" stop="20260816194704 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Major Monogram have their hearts set on revealing the top 10 musical numbers from Seasons 2 and 3, but soon find out that celebrity host Kelly Osbourne has been brought in to fill the role. Unwilling to submit to playing second fiddle, Doofenshmirtz makes it his mission to thwart Kelly until Perry the Platypus sets out to stop his nemesis from ruining the entire show. Maia Mitchell ("Teen Beach Movie") also guest stars.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194704 +0000" stop="20260816195833 +0000" channel="C1298.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knot My Problem - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Candace thinks she can trap the boys at last when they ask her to call Mom if they get stuck in their giant Gordian Knot, but is distracted by helping Jeremy open his mini-safe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180624 +0000" stop="20260816183006 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiz - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Brian decides to have a Quiz night, without Jerry's Knowledge, he offers a very generous prize.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183006 +0000" stop="20260816185354 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies' Night - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Brian is trapped on his stairlift in a powercut ("What would Thora Hird do?"). It's Ladies' Night at the club, where Patrick steps in to strip (as Lord Love Rocket) for the sex-crazed women. Max gets asked by a woman to bump off her husband.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185354 +0000" stop="20260816191741 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stars in Their Eyes - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jerry's cured, Brian's got the final of Talent Trek, Max &amp; Paddy are scared they're going to get shot and the backing band can't make it. A new backing band, Right Said Frank are introduced, but axed very quickly after they start breaking into cars. Les &amp; Alan get their job back and everyone's happy. Oh, except Den Perry, who's facing a lengthy prison sentence after unwittenly admitting to burning down the club in Series 1. The audition, there's none, but Ant &amp; Dec, the two stowaways have found themselves on the door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191741 +0000" stop="20260816194158 +0000" channel="C1299.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opening Night - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The Phoenix Club is re-opening tonight with the help of Roy "It's The Way I Tell 'Em'" Walker and Brian and the crew have to make sure everything runs smoothly which isn't helped by a Nazi-themed bandit, singing builders, a power cut, a racist folk band and Max and Paddy. Opening Night is sure to be great.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180136 +0000" stop="20260816182355 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of Superpink? - S02E06</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816182355 +0000" stop="20260816184613 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hair to Eternity - S02E07</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816184613 +0000" stop="20260816190832 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Flea, You're Out! - S02E08</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816190832 +0000" stop="20260816193049 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All for Pink and Pink for All - S02E09</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816193049 +0000" stop="20260816195306 +0000" channel="C1300.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Service with a Pink Smile - S02E10</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816180621 +0000" stop="20260816181916 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calvin Brain - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Brain masquerades as a fashion designer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181916 +0000" stop="20260816182825 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pinky Suavo - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Brain plans to use the Personalitron to give him irresistible charisma, but it winds up going to Pinky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182825 +0000" stop="20260816184043 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>T.H.E.Y - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The mice learn of a secret organization, T.H.E.Y. (comprised of world leaders), and try to get in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184043 +0000" stop="20260816190255 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Life - S03E23</title>
    <desc>A house needed for Brain's latest plot becomes the set of a reality series about the people living there. So the mice become participants to get in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190255 +0000" stop="20260816192433 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain's Way - S03E24</title>
    <desc>To save his Las Vegas casino, Brain works as a lounge singer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192433 +0000" stop="20260816194651 +0000" channel="C1301.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pinky and the Brain Halloween - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Mr. Itch offers Brain control of the world in exchange for his soul, but Brain refuses. In a shocking twist, Pinky sells his soul to make it happen and Brain soon decides to get his friend back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180305 +0000" stop="20260816182535 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boyz 'N the Woods - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Thurgood takes the boys camping when he and friends finds out they couldn't offer it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182535 +0000" stop="20260816184806 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Gumbo Drop - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Thurgood plays dirty to win a gumbo contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184806 +0000" stop="20260816191035 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>U Go Kart - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The boys build a go-kart which mysteriouly disappears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191035 +0000" stop="20260816193306 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Potty - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Thurgood installs a space-age toilet which leads to him losing his job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193306 +0000" stop="20260816195536 +0000" channel="C1302.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haiti Sings the Blues - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Haiti Lady puts a curse on Thurgood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184207 +0000" stop="20260816192949 +0000" channel="C1303.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cure - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Thanks to their advanced medical knowledge, Burke and Virdon are able to help a village struck with malaria, but risk discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180814 +0000" stop="20260816183005 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charizard Chills - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Ash, Tracey and Misty are sailing along on Lapras when they almost crash into another Pokémon trainer wanting to battle Ash. This trainer heard about Ash from the Trovita Island gym leader and wants to put his Pokémon up against Ash's. When the new trainer uses a super-powerful Poliwrath on Charizard, it's more than anyone expects. Charizard finally decides to obey and respect Ash as not only his trainer but also his friend, and the two become closer than ever!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183005 +0000" stop="20260816185156 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pokémon Water War - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Our heroes try, but are unable to extinguish a dangerous fire, until the local fire brigade - a trained team of Wartortles - arrives and squelches the flames. As a second fire rages, however, Team Rocket abducts the Wartortles, leaving Ash, Misty, Brock, and their Pokémon to somehow save the nearby town from a fiery end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185156 +0000" stop="20260816191345 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pokémon Food Fight - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Ash and friends meet Gulzar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191345 +0000" stop="20260816193527 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pokémon Double Trouble - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Ash and co are headed towards the next island for the next gym to win the next badge. Ash is suddenly greeted by a mother mistaking Ash for her son Travis (in a similar fashion to the events of the start of Hypno's Naptime) After having thoroughly squished Ash into her breasts, and after staring at him for a while, she finally realizes that it isn't her son after all. So, then A giant Rhydon robot attacks all the people on the beach, being run by Jessie, James and Meowth. It's powered by Arbok and Lickitung with an automatic crack of the whip, and with Weezing at the head blowing out gas (because James was too lazy to teach it hyper-beam). It all seems hopeless as Arbok is sent forward to attack Ash with poison sting, but The lady's Alkazam teleports in at her command to block the attack, and to seal the robot's mouth shut. Ash's Charizard flames the giant robot which then explodes sending them blasting off again. Ash learns the lady is the Gym Leader, her name is Luanna. Ash goes to compete at the gym, which is also a hotel, to which the group get to stay while Ash has his competition. Prior to the match, they're in a hot tub discussing the upcoming match. Ash becomes overheated and turns bright red, and so they desperately take him out of the tub to cool off. When the match begins, Ash's team is Charizard and Pikachu, and Luanna's team is Alakazam and Marowak. Charizard and Pikachu don't seem to be getting along as a team and fight amongst themselves and refuse to help each other. They nearly lose the match, but as Pikachu sees Charizard struggling, he shocks Alakazam to set Charizard free. Marowak sends Pikachu flying with his attack, but Charizard catches Pikachu on his wing. They're finally working together and with Ash's direction for Charizard to fly upwards with Pikachu, as Alakazam is preparing a hyper-beam, Marowak's bone is returning just under them to hit Alakazam who loses control of the now large hyper-beam, which explodes in his face along with Marowa</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193527 +0000" stop="20260816195717 +0000" channel="C1304.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wacky Watcher - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Continuing to float through the water on Lapras, the group encounter a large school of Magikarp swimming by, as well as an odd individual following and studying them. The Magikarp are headed for a deserted island and they follow. Watching for the Magikarp, the odd man meets Ash and co. His name is Dr. Quackenpoker. He is watching the Magikarp. The group are watching as the Magikarp are swimming upstream, and trying to climb a waterfall to return home. Team Rocket see all the Magikarp, and decide to try to steal them thinking they could have a huge army of Gyarados after they evolved. They have nets, because they cannot afford Pokéballs (heh, must've spent ALL their money on the Meowth-bot and the Giant Rhydon-bot in the last two episodes) and James makes a catch. The Magikarp flips away, and within the net, drag the three of them into the water to wash downstream. They continue studying Magikarp as well as sitting down for a while to have a quick discussion about Pikachu and Ash's relationship and about Togepi, making it quite clear this guy knows about more than just Magikarp. Later, they are noticing the Magikarp are worried about something, and soon enough, TR's Magikarp sub starts swallowing all the Magikarp whole. It becomes too much for the sub to hold, and they start sinking, but after spitting a bunch out, float back up. In their latest plan, they start throwing Magikarp at the group, who try to catch them in their arms to prevent the Magikarp hurting themselves falling into the water. So, with Ash's arms full, they steal Pikachu and put him under glass.. as usual. Ash attacks with Bulbasaur, except Jessie, James and Meowth keep passing Pikachu around amongst themselves. Then, James gets a Magikarp stuck on his head, to which they try to pull it off. Dr. Quackenpoker (or whatever) tries to stop them, because the Magikarp's grip is very strong and James is more likely to have his head pulled off. Calming down the Magikarp, it splashes off into the water. Tea</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181320 +0000" stop="20260816185502 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magnificent Six - Night 4 - S05E76</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185502 +0000" stop="20260816193643 +0000" channel="C1305.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magnificent Six - Night 5 - S05E77</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816180639 +0000" stop="20260816182834 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prince and the Copper - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mahoney and his friends keep an eye on the prince Merak, after his arrival from India. But the uncle of the prince, a sheik spy and hypocritical attempts to capture the boy to steal his wealth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182834 +0000" stop="20260816185027 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Now You Steal It, Now You Don't - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Mahoney, Jones, Zed, Sweetchuck House and discover the incredible Shandar, a magician who disappears, he stole the truck and the truck, and mysteriously go to a school of magic. Then they must protect the gold of the ship, but Harris, in the company of Proctor, try to follow them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185027 +0000" stop="20260816191221 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad Maxine - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Harris is furious because his cadets have not yet caught Maxine and his warriors of the road, you have to create the trucks from combat, while she and her band are offering their machines to all the worst bandits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191221 +0000" stop="20260816193415 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Disgraces - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Tackleberry, made ​​a strange action, and Harris, furious, punishes him, while a man named Krutz and gangster boss, tells him to make an exchange of shares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193415 +0000" stop="20260816195609 +0000" channel="C1306.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Legend of Robin Good - S02E37</title>
    <desc>Robin Good steals the richest of the rich and keeps the loot for themselves, and unscrupulous journalist is helping him. Mahoney and his friends want to have a team of experts to oppose the bill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182855 +0000" stop="20260816185759 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disturbing the Peace - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Mr Mackay leaves Slade Prison, Fletcher thinks that "happy days are here again". Until, that is, he meets Mr Mackay's replacement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185759 +0000" stop="20260816192620 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Peace for the Wicked - S02E04</title>
    <desc>It's Saturday afternoon and Fletcher looks forward to a quiet read. Everyone else seems to have other ideas about how Fletcher should be spending his time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192620 +0000" stop="20260816195446 +0000" channel="C1307.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Release - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fletcher is having a spell in the prison hospital with a broken ankle. He's sharing a ward with old Blanco, who tells him that another inmate has swindled him out of his belongings in a crooked card game. Fletcher hatches a plan to recover Blanco's belongings and to take revenge on the culprit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181528 +0000" stop="20260816183701 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrie Dates a Hunk - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?". Melanie and Lars make the important choice to buy a rug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183701 +0000" stop="20260816185829 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred's Cell Phone Company - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Fred's new business may be more trouble than it's worth. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair that changes everything.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185829 +0000" stop="20260816191958 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separation Anxiety - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Toni and Candace retire but there is still some unfinished business between them. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a new protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191958 +0000" stop="20260816194127 +0000" channel="C1308.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amore - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Fred gets involved with an arranged marriage; a couple's newly opened movie theater offers an at-home vibe; a school brings in a bully to show students how to toughen up; and a creepy guy leaves a strange reply to social-media posts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180933 +0000" stop="20260816183138 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret Agent Pup - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After Bright Eyes is kidnapped by Clawfinger's two foreign spies, the other Pound Puppies, along with Pupnick, a friendly puppy from Mongrelia, go on an adventure to save Bright Eyes, James Bond style.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183138 +0000" stop="20260816185343 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wagga Wagga - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cooler meets his long-lost girlfriend, Penelope, but is still angry whenever her name is mentioned. It all had something to do with Captain Slaughter and the once-existed town of Wagga Wagga.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185343 +0000" stop="20260816191548 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Star Pup - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A trio of Marx brothers-esque dogs called the Three Wise Guys arrive at the Pound in search of the Star Pup, a dog destined to defeat Captain Slaughter. The Star Pup is easily identified by a star-shaped birthmark. But when Nose Marie is suddenly idenified as the Star Pup by the mark on her neck, she is celebrated. But does she have the knowhow to beat the captain?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191548 +0000" stop="20260816193753 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Howlidays - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Holly and the puppies lose the pound after Katrina hid overdue bills. With no home for the puppies, it’s up to the help of Zazu to make Katrina reconsider re-opening the pound.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193753 +0000" stop="20260816195958 +0000" channel="C1309.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Hounders - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When the Terrible Terrier haunts Holly's Puppy Pound, the Pound Puppies turn to Biff Barker, a famous dog actor from a well-known TV series, "Ghost Hounders", for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181133 +0000" stop="20260816183337 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince and the Pupper - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Squirt switches places with an aristocratic dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183337 +0000" stop="20260816185542 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catcalls - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The puppies and kitties try to get placed in a new home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185542 +0000" stop="20260816191746 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Heap - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Niblet is taken to a new junkyard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191746 +0000" stop="20260816193951 +0000" channel="C1310.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Rebound - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Agatha McLeish tries to prove that her dog is top dog when she enters Rebound in a dog show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180537 +0000" stop="20260816190137 +0000" channel="C1311.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend of the Family - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The AUSA turns up the heat on Ghost and implicates his inner circle in on a RICO; Ghost and Tommy plan to frame Dre for the murder of Raymond Jones, Raina's killer; Angela and Tasha enact a plan of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190137 +0000" stop="20260816195750 +0000" channel="C1311.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's a Snitch Among Us - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Angela's arrest of Jimenez gives her a solid win, she discovers plans that would undercut her career; Ghost tasks Tommy in killing a snitch, changing all of their lives; Tariq accepts the consequences of his choices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185802 +0000" stop="20260816195558 +0000" channel="C1312.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Gift - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Tariq scrambles to get ahead of information that could incriminate the drug organization and jeopardize his family’s safety. The feds double down and set their sights on a new target to aid their investigation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181211 +0000" stop="20260816191033 +0000" channel="C1313.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HERE THERE BE MONSTERS - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy and Diamond expand their coalition by bringing Vic and Jenard into CBI. Mirković warns Tommy against encroaching on Serb territory, and makes good on his threat with catastrophic results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181635 +0000" stop="20260816184006 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy to Be Me - S25E17</title>
    <desc>When a monster steals Levi's voice, he learns an important lesson about self-worth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184006 +0000" stop="20260816190337 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Mix-Up - S25E21</title>
    <desc>The Super Ninja Steel Rangers are ambushed by monsters who switch bodies with them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190337 +0000" stop="20260816192708 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Misfire - S25E18</title>
    <desc>One of Preston's spells accidentally causes unintended consequences for one of his favorite teachers which he must now fix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192708 +0000" stop="20260816195040 +0000" channel="C1314.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doom Signal - S25E19</title>
    <desc>Odius has a devious plan to create a massive army to control the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180506 +0000" stop="20260816182801 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pee Pee G's - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The girls wake up to discover their bed is wet. Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup all deny to the incident, but they still wonder who did it. This destroys their confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182801 +0000" stop="20260816185031 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boy Toys - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Princess interrupts a battle between the Powerpuff Girls and the Rowdyruff Boys. She tries to join the Rowdyruff Boys but they reject her, so out of pity the girls let Princess become a Powerpuff Girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185031 +0000" stop="20260816191253 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seed No Evil - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The owner of the Townsville Museum accidentally thaws out a prehistoric caveman criminal that was frozen in a block of ice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191253 +0000" stop="20260816193507 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>City of Clipsville - S05E13</title>
    <desc>While cleaning out their closet the Powerpuff Girls reminisce on all the adventures they've had over the years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193507 +0000" stop="20260816195821 +0000" channel="C1315.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lying Around the House - S05E14</title>
    <desc>After the Professor lies to the girls to avoid spending time with them, a little white lie monster develops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181808 +0000" stop="20260816190133 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gonna Hurt - S03E03</title>
    <desc>While Jesse works to pay back his debt to Gran'ma, Tulip and Cassidy risk their safety as they make their own plans to get out of Angelville.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190133 +0000" stop="20260816194401 +0000" channel="C1317.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tombs - S03E04</title>
    <desc>As Jesse helps reinvigorate business at Angelville, he tests Tulip and Cassidy's faith in him when Angelville brings out a darker side of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181155 +0000" stop="20260816185338 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Play - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Ali’s turn at the game forces her to face a monumental personal decision, made even more difficult when A.D. triggers Ali to remember a forgotten trauma. Spencer has a long overdue conversation with her father about his past sins and recent whereabouts. Emily continues to navigate working at Rosewood High with both Ali and Paige, especially when Ali comes to a troubling realization about her pregnancy, and Paige makes a big decision. Aria continues to question the fate of her relationship with Ezra and bristles under A.D.’s taunts. And, in the search for Mary Drake, Hanna and Spencer run into a familiar face with a shocking secret.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185338 +0000" stop="20260816193624 +0000" channel="C1318.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Eye Abides the Heart - S07E15</title>
    <desc>After being blackmailed by A.D., one of the Liars begins to supply info to the dark side in order to protect those closest to her. Detective Furey questions how much the PLLs know about what happened to Archer Dunhill. Aria tries to issue an ultimatum to Ezra in regards to Nicole, while Emily struggles with how to support Ali. Spencer goes to elaborate lengths to meet up with Mary Drake and encounters Wren. After learning something surprising about Lucas, Hanna sets out to prove her friend is innocent and uncovers even more troubling info. And another person is brought in on the secret of A.D.’s game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182512 +0000" stop="20260816190319 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tue, Dec 10, 2019 - S48E47</title>
    <desc>Games include Let Em Roll, Swamp Meet, and 10 Chances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190319 +0000" stop="20260816194121 +0000" channel="C1320.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wed, Dec 11, 2019 - S48E48</title>
    <desc>Games include Squeeze Play, Dice Game, and Race Game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182747 +0000" stop="20260816191336 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Following his arrest, a badly beaten Terrence O’Duncie is brought into the station. With Gibbs on the hook for his attack, Bradfield asks Jane to make a decision with huge repercussions for her future.
 
The case escalates when Eddie Philips’ body is discovered in the canal, and Bradfield suspects they’re looking at a double murder. He questions O’Duncie about his connections with Eddie and Julie Ann, but his progress is halted when O’Duncie’s solicitor files an official complaint against Gibbs.
 
Meanwhile, Clifford Bentley and his sons start digging from the café to the bank, but they risk getting caught when David fails to notice the police presence outside as he’s high. Silas manages to reassure the police that they’re carrying out refurbishments but Clifford and John confront David about his worsening drug habit and unreliability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191336 +0000" stop="20260816195813 +0000" channel="C1322.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jane plays the radio recordings to Bradfield who, sensing a chance to get his revenge on Clifford, diverts the team to carry out surveillance of the Bentleys, despite orders from his superior officer to stay focused on the murder case.
 
Reluctantly taking a day off to attend her sister Pam’s wedding, Jane calls into the station to check in with Kath, learning that her tip-off has led to a huge surveillance operation. Determined to be part of it Jane rushes off, still in her bridesmaid dress.
 
Meanwhile, one of Clifford’s team betrays him, and Bradfield soon uncovers the exact details of the Bentleys’ bank heist. Ignoring the disapproval of his colleagues, as well as Jane, Bradfield is determined to catch them in the act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180542 +0000" stop="20260816184947 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Under - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Michael gets medical attention from the most unlikely of places, and Charles Westmoreland returns to help uncover the true meaning of Scylla. Meanwhile, Lincoln and Sucre race to stop Gretchen before Scylla is lost forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184947 +0000" stop="20260816193352 +0000" channel="C1323.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sunshine State - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Lincoln and his new partners arrive in Miami to recover Scylla from its shocking new owner, and Sara searches for a missing Michael who learns some surprising information about his past. Meanwhile, a double-crossing leads to a death and an arrest in "The Sunshine State."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181323 +0000" stop="20260816185917 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Checkmate - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The Village is expanding since there are more and more newcomers arriving. Unlike Six, these newcomers believe they are arriving from The Village as opposed to from another world. Six begins to feel increasing pain, and learns that he is beginning to die. Two explains to Six the nature of Village death, and that Six does have a choice as to his future. 313 increasingly understands that she has a life in another world, and has to control how that life affects her in The Village. 313 wants to do whatever she can to help Six in having a better future, as does 147. 11-12 also understands his place in The Village and takes steps to control his own destiny. Six believes that 11-12 may be his key to escaping from The Village. As Michael learns the truth as to what is happening from Curtis and Helen including why Six has a memory of his other life whereas others in The Village do not, Michael has to make a decision as to Six's fate as well as those in The Village, most specifically that of 313. All of this is happening as an increasing number of holes appear in The Village and may consume its inhabitants unless a decision is made quickly. Two suffers a personal loss and the truth will out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185917 +0000" stop="20260816194433 +0000" channel="C1324.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Arrival - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A man awakes in an isolated desert community called the Village with no idea of how he got there. He is designated Six, as everyone in The Village is referred to only by a number and the Villager's administrator, Two, attempts to assimilate him into the community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182656 +0000" stop="20260816190840 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viagra Falls - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Gus work with two retired police officers to solve the murder of a police chief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190840 +0000" stop="20260816195056 +0000" channel="C1325.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ferry Tale - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Shawn and Gus help a prison guard locate his escaped inmates while on a ferry boat headed to the Channel Islands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181340 +0000" stop="20260816183410 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bam Margera - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Guest host Bam Margera pranks Tyler the Creator; Ronnie Ortiz-Magro; Tyler Posey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183410 +0000" stop="20260816185508 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hayden Panettiere - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Guest host Hayden Panettiere punks Dianna Agron, Zac Efron and Snooki.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185508 +0000" stop="20260816191538 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tyler the Creator - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Guest host Tyler, the Creator pranks his famous pals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191538 +0000" stop="20260816193604 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucy Hale - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Guest host Lucy Hale pranks “Pretty Little Liars” costar Ian Harding. Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson are also pranked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193604 +0000" stop="20260816195650 +0000" channel="C1326.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Cannon - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Guest host Nick Cannon welcomes the New Boyz to Hollywood; Ashley Tisdale; Demi Lavato.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181239 +0000" stop="20260816183631 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo and Rolly's Playcare Picnic Party - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The Pugs throw Keia a picnic when she can't attend the Playcare's picnic in the park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183631 +0000" stop="20260816190032 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Judge Rolly - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Rolly gets carried away when he designates himself as judge to keep the peace at Playcare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190032 +0000" stop="20260816192424 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day Mix-Up - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Ana's valentine is accidentally mailed to Italy, the Pugs must bring it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192424 +0000" stop="20260816194820 +0000" channel="C1329.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Stinky Story - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The Pugs try to help a baby skunk find her way home without getting sprayed along the way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182711 +0000" stop="20260816190917 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dim Sum, Lose Some - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The wife of a murdered chef, Bao Di, hires Emerson to investigate the death of her husband. They soon discover that Bao was heavily in debt, and wagered his daughter Mei's hand in marriage to cover his markers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190917 +0000" stop="20260816195231 +0000" channel="C1330.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh, Oh, Oh... It's Magic - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Ned agrees to help a famed magician whose animal assistants are being killed off; Dwight Dixon tries to cozy up to Lily and Vivian, but Lily is suspicious of his motives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180723 +0000" stop="20260816190802 +0000" channel="C1331.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dirty Dozen - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Keyshawn and Lil’ Murda embark on a new adventure. Meanwhile, Mercedes ventures into uncharted territory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181703 +0000" stop="20260816190432 +0000" channel="C1336.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Identity - S01E06</title>
    <desc>November 8, 1965: Though his goal as a Mafia hitman named Frankie is unclear, Sam follows a list of instructions, supplied by Ziggy in an effort to bring Sam back to the Project. These instructions result in the Great East Coast Blackout and, rather than leaping home, Sam finds himself in the life of the Mafia don who's been jealously preventing a romance between Frankie and the don's girlfriend. Sam believes he knows his mission, and publicly announces Frankie's marriage to the girlfriend, putting himself in a position to call a winning Bingo number.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190432 +0000" stop="20260816195213 +0000" channel="C1336.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Color of Truth - S01E07</title>
    <desc>August 8, 1955: In the life of Jesse Tyler, an aging black chauffeur, Sam must face discrimination in the South while trying to prevent the death of an elderly white woman. Actions motivated by his own belief in equality cause violent reactions, as Sam tries to convince one of the pillars of the community to change her views on racism and the futility of trying to change a society for the better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180237 +0000" stop="20260816184312 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Colgado - S03E02</title>
    <desc>On the run from hitmen in Malta, Teresa is helped by an old friend whose intentions are anything but clear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184312 +0000" stop="20260816192526 +0000" channel="C1341.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reina de Oros - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Teresa puts her life and her empire on the line when she attempts to rescue girls being trafficked by her new European business partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181911 +0000" stop="20260816190113 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On These I Stand - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Ralph Angel is left devastated by Darla's news; Charley's business is threatened. Micah has an issue with his school. Nova receives a new opportunity. Violet reveals her diagnosis to Hollywood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190113 +0000" stop="20260816194257 +0000" channel="C1344.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Copper Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Charley fires Darla after learning that she's lied to her family. Micah gets suspended from school. Hollywood promises to fulfill Violet's wish list. Jacob Boudreaux suggests he and Charley form a partnership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183116 +0000" stop="20260816191443 +0000" channel="C1353.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hope of Elkwood - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When a potential Olympic champion is cut down in his prime his coach is accused of negligent homicide. A young lawyer, the only man who is willing to defend him, must rely on Quincy to find evidence to clear his clients' name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180447 +0000" stop="20260816182700 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodwill Toward Men - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A mysterious gift enters the home of Missy and her family who do not yet understand the true meaning of the holidays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182700 +0000" stop="20260816184924 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Really You (Part 1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A girl named Lilly (Bailee Madison) is given her very own life-sized "Really You" doll which is named Lilly D.; because she is good at manipulating her dad. Lilly remains a spoiled brat, bragging about Lilly D, even going as far as ripping the leg off a friends doll, after the friend informs Lilly that "Lilly D hates Lilly". Soon after, strange events begin to occur which Lilly's mother accuses Lilly of doing; despite how Lilly maintains she is innocent, and that Lilly D is alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184924 +0000" stop="20260816191105 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Really You (Part 2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Lily's brother, Brandon (Connor Price), suspects the doll is trying to get rid of Lilly since her mother seems to love the doll more than she loves Lilly as he tries to record what she does in the middle of the night, it shows that she is alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191105 +0000" stop="20260816193329 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Creature Was Stirring - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It didn’t matter if Timmy (Thomas Robinson) was naughty or nice. This year, he gets one Christmas present that turns out to be a dangerous gremlin-like monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193329 +0000" stop="20260816195542 +0000" channel="C1356.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dead Body - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A friendship made between a bullied boy and a mysterious new kid at school leads to school pranks that threaten to get out of hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184351 +0000" stop="20260816193207 +0000" channel="C1368.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>God Is God, Though All Men Death Had Tasted - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A patriarch passes — and a strange new creature is born. Magne tries to change, Laurits lashes out and Fjor charts a new path. Saxa and Iman step up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180729 +0000" stop="20260816185539 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident of the Clown - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Morris G. Stevens, a failed actor, toured the world as a clown.  Now a philologist he wants to create a Comanche dictionary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185539 +0000" stop="20260816194352 +0000" channel="C1387.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incident of the Black Ace - S05E25</title>
    <desc>A gypsy tells Wish's fortune he draws the death card three times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183613 +0000" stop="20260816192432 +0000" channel="C1389.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smoke on the Water - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Reacher is torn between his desire to kill Quinn and his promise to Duffy to save Teresa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181646 +0000" stop="20260816183944 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Standing Room Only - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Peter creates a Ghost Attractor which lures ghosts to the firehouse like a magnet. He believes that it will not only save the Ghostbusters a lot of legwork, but that it will also make them millionaires. Things don't go as planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183944 +0000" stop="20260816190242 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robo-Buster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Janine falls head-over-heels for a wealthy industrialist who uses her friendship to gain acess to the Ghostbusters' files, from which he creates the Robo-Buster X-1! Now, the manufacturer claims the Robo-Buster doesn't merely contain spirits.. It actually destroys them!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190242 +0000" stop="20260816192539 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Stuff - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Ghostmaster general, tired of the Ghostbusters' constant interference, sends three ghostly bounty hunters to eliminate the heroes at the firehouse. In the ensuing battle the Ghostbustesr are reduced to six inches in height!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192539 +0000" stop="20260816194837 +0000" channel="C1393.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Follow That Hearse - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At an Eastside wrecking yard, a pit of toxic liquid waste has an evil effect on a long dormant Indian earth spirit. When polluted, the once benign spirit rises from it's sacred resting grounds and takes possession of the Ecto-1, causing the hearse to come alive!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182040 +0000" stop="20260816190155 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addicted to Love - S25E12</title>
    <desc>Adam returns to Vegas anxious to rekindle his romance with Nany and work his way back into the Hard Rock. Nany finds out the truth about her father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190155 +0000" stop="20260816194235 +0000" channel="C1398.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leaving Las Vegas - S25E13</title>
    <desc>In the season finale Mike breaks his number one rule, one of the roommates fulfills her dreams of a Vegas wedding, and Leroy gets some bad news from home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180100 +0000" stop="20260816184457 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>She's Leaving Home, Bye, Bye - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Kyra's decision to move in with Brock and Barbra Jean leaves Reba reeling while the rest of the family tries to sort out their feelings of hurt, anger, and guilt. A series of flashbacks revisits the turbulent milestones in the family history that led them to this point including when Barbara Jean first meets the Hart family, where we find out Brock used to find her really annoying and Reba thought she was nice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184457 +0000" stop="20260816190426 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War and Peace - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Reba is happy to find out that she and Kyra  are closer than ever since Kyra moved in with Brock and Barbra Jean. Kyra's behavior is driving Brock and Barbra Jean crazy. Meanwhile, Cheyenne's snoring is causing problems for Van.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190426 +0000" stop="20260816192522 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best and the Blondest - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Cheyenne  announces that she will pursue a career in "dentisting", so she can be like her Dad. Reba tries to point her in a less ambitious direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192522 +0000" stop="20260816194732 +0000" channel="C1402.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies Like Reba - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Barbra Jean becomes suspicious about Kyra's secretiveness and convinces Reba to hack in to Kyra's e-mail account. Barbra Jean and Reba discover that Kyra is planning to go to an unsupervised party and possibly go to the next level with a boy. Brock, Barbra Jean, and Reba all want to prevent Kyra from making the same mistake as Cheyenne so they stake out the party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181120 +0000" stop="20260816183501 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>High Code - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A being of incredible power, known as a codemaster, arrives in Mainframe, demanding they bring out another codemaster who he believes is hiding there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183501 +0000" stop="20260816185842 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Games Collide - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Megabyte is draining energy from the games to fuel his attempt to breach the Mainframe archive's protective barrier. But when he takes too much, the game crashes and merges with a new one, trapping him and Bob inside the chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185842 +0000" stop="20260816192223 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Bob - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Megabyte makes a grab for the core energy, but ends up getting trapped with it inside a corrupt game. Now Bob must keep the game going until he can get the energy back to the Principal Office or Mainframe will shut down when game ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192223 +0000" stop="20260816194604 +0000" channel="C1404.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Painted Windows - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mainframe is thrown into utter chaos when Hexadecimal manages to tap into the system's paint function.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182353 +0000" stop="20260816190815 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girl Jesus - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Daniel struggles to follow the terms of his probation. Teddy pushes Tawney into making a painful confession. Janet loses her temper with Ted, Sr.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190815 +0000" stop="20260816195344 +0000" channel="C1410.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Future - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Daniel tries to repair the pool. Daggett reveals a surprising theory about George Melton’s death. Tawney visits her former foster mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181500 +0000" stop="20260816184214 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Siliconia - S12E02</title>
    <desc>A rogue ship full of mechanoids that have rebelled against their programming to seek freedom finds the Dwarvers. They 'free' Kryten and begin to integrate him to their leisurely world. They transfer the minds of Rimmer, Lister and Cat into droids who begin to lose their human attributes the longer they stay in their new metal bodies</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184214 +0000" stop="20260816190913 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Timewave - S12E03</title>
    <desc>After the crew discover, name and take soil samples from a 'Helium-7'-rich moon (Planet Rimmer), Starbug is hit by a Time Wave, bringing them into contact with a Twenty-Third Century ship, the S.S. Enconium. However, there are two problems. First, the ship is set on a horrific collision course with Planet Rimmer. And second, upon the ship, all forms of criticism are punishable by life imprisonment or 'draining'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190913 +0000" stop="20260816193657 +0000" channel="C1411.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mechocracy - S12E04</title>
    <desc>When all the machines on Red Dwarf go on strike Rimmer and Kryten hold a Presidential election, while The Cat faces an identity crisis like never before when he discovers he needs glasses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182139 +0000" stop="20260816184504 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Government - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Lodge Members try to take advantage of their discovery that their political representative has been deceased for some time. Red uses steam to let out his pants. Bill tries his hand at darts. Paul Gross (Due South) guest stars.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184504 +0000" stop="20260816190839 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Poker Game - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Red loses in the weekly poker game and develops tactics to get even. On Handyman Corner, Red builds a personal jetpack. Bill takes Harold apple picking. Albert Schultz guest stars as Arnie Dogan, local roofer and CW songwriter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190839 +0000" stop="20260816193214 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drill - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The purchase of a cordless drill turns into a major shopping expedition. On Handyman Corner, Red converts a front wheel drive car into rear powered. Bill tires pole vaulting. On Men's Anonymous, Dalton brags about throwing something out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193214 +0000" stop="20260816195528 +0000" channel="C1413.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maxi Golf - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Lodge Members, banned from the local golf course, develop creative ways to play their favorite game. Red refinishes furniture on Handyman Corner. Bill demonstrates glass blowing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180420 +0000" stop="20260816181533 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road Apples - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Ren &amp; Stimpy pose as roadkill so they can get a ride to the desert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181533 +0000" stop="20260816183828 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ren's Retirement - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Ren wakes up feeling younger than ever. He chops enough wood to last Ren &amp; Stimpy an entire year, and saves Mrs. Buttloaves (from the "Firedogs" short). Stimpy announces that it's Ren's birthday, and Ren is disappointed when Stimpy tells him that he is now 10 years old (70 in dog years). Ren ages rapidly, becoming a senile old fart. He decides to retire. During a game of golf, Ren decides to begin looking for a coffin. At his funeral, Stimpy decides to move in with Ren in his coffin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183828 +0000" stop="20260816185006 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jerry the Bellybutton Elf - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Stimpy's playing with his belly button until he gets inside of it and meets an elf named Jerry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185006 +0000" stop="20260816185946 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Times for Haggis - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Haggis MacHaggis is the host of a popular kids show - that is, until Ren and Stimpy hits the air.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185946 +0000" stop="20260816192328 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat My Cookies - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Ren and Stimpy become Barrette Beret Girl Scouts, and when Ren makes Stimpy eat all the cookies, they need to find a replacement for them. Plus, when Stimpy earns the famed Snipe-Hunting Badge, Ren becomes desperate for one of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192328 +0000" stop="20260816193322 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ren's Bitter Half - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Stimpy creates a cloning liquid in his lab, and it falls into Ren's hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193322 +0000" stop="20260816194446 +0000" channel="C1437.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lair of the Lummox - S03E16</title>
    <desc>As hosts of their favorite TV show, Untamed World, Ren &amp; Stimpy become voyeurs in the wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180732 +0000" stop="20260816182819 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangle's Moving Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dangle is moving, and he dragoons Jones for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182819 +0000" stop="20260816184834 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrorist Training (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184834 +0000" stop="20260816190955 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terrorist Training (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Captain Hernandez and Agent Kim wrap up their time in Reno.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190955 +0000" stop="20260816193049 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween - S01E14</title>
    <desc>"Halloween is an awful night. So watch your ass, seriously people."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193049 +0000" stop="20260816195229 +0000" channel="C1440.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dangle Gets Promoted - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182913 +0000" stop="20260816191231 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 103 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>High school football player goes into cardiac arrest (November 7, 1986. Springdale, Arkansas); Helicopter rescue of a hiker who fell from a cliff (July 1, 1989. Los Angeles, California); Prospector trapped underwater by boulder (Red River, California); Plane with stuck landing gear (March 12, 1985. St. Augustine, Florida); Burglar trapped in glass store calls 9-1-1 (May 19, 1989. Los Angeles, California)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191231 +0000" stop="20260816195432 +0000" channel="C1449.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 104 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bystander attempts to rescue two women trapped in a submerged car (Elkhart, Indiana); Woman stabbed by intruder (October 16, 1988. Lansing, Michigan); Rafter caught in dam's undertow (May 24, 1989. Hamilton, Ohio); Documentary of three patients awaiting organ transplants at Presbyterian-University Hospital (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania); Girl swept down storm drain (June 26, 1989. Houston, Texas)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181623 +0000" stop="20260816190107 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babyface - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Janet has given birth to a baby boy---whom she fears prefers Tommy to her. But Tommy has a bigger problem: He's suspected of starting the beach-house fire. Meanwhile, Jerry's son asks him to be his best man at his commitment ceremony; Richie wants Franco to marry Natalie; Lou and Theresa get distracted in church; and the volunteer firefighter (Jennifer Esposito) who rescued Tommy from the beach house takes an interest in him---and isn't shy about letting him know.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190107 +0000" stop="20260816194645 +0000" channel="C1450.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sheila lies to Tommy when he confronts her about the beach-house fire. But they present a united front to the insurance investigators, as embarrassing as it is for Tommy. Meanwhile, Lou is determined to get a basketball ringer (Larenz Tate) to be 62 Truck's new probie; Uncle Teddy is released from jail; Colleen runs away with her rock-musician boyfriend; and Mike's mother has a deathbed request.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184041 +0000" stop="20260816192440 +0000" channel="C1453.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past, Present, Future - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The wait is over as Conrad and Nic welcome the arrival of their baby girl. Raptor's life begins to fall apart and he is forced to turn to Cain for help. Devon and Bell work together on a complicated surgery that may allow them to save multiple lives. Kit tries to deal with the moral repercussions of financially saving Chastain.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180459 +0000" stop="20260816182925 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Star Mom - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Mike, the crew and Mike's parents sweat it out in sunny Florida to meet Kelly Kowall, an inspiring Gold Star Mother who created a military retreat that provides veterans and military families a tranquil place to heal upon returning home from the battlefield or losing a loved one in the service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182925 +0000" stop="20260816185527 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Homeless To Do-Gooder - S03E16</title>
    <desc>School is in session as Mike and the crew head to Spokane, WA to spend time with Rick Clark, a formerly homeless do-gooder who hit the reset button and is now giving back by providing backpacks filled with resources to those in need.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185527 +0000" stop="20260816191721 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Firefighters Fiercest Fight - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team go to the Big Easy to meet "Chuckles", AKA T.J. Maury, a superhero firefighter with a heart of gold who laughs in the face of adversity as he battles the biggest villain of his life: stage three colon cancer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191721 +0000" stop="20260816193928 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kitchen Table - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Mike and the team are in Rochelle, Illinois to break bread with Carolyn Brown, owner of "The Kitchen Table" a pay-what-you-can restaurant that provides home-cooked meals to folks in her community that have fallen on hard times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193928 +0000" stop="20260816195905 +0000" channel="C1467.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Snake Hunter - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Things get a little swampy down in the Everglades as Mike and the crew return the favor to Tom Rahill of the Swamp Apes: An organization that not only helps veterans struggling with PTSD, but assists in the removal of invasive species from the area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182018 +0000" stop="20260816184118 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Co-Host; Ass-Slap; Helen Keller; Forgiveness - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Forrest swaps roles with A.J., tries to live like Helen Keller and visits Suzanne to review forgiveness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184118 +0000" stop="20260816190318 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cryogenics; Lightning; Last Review - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Forrest sets out to cryogenically freeze himself and gets struck by lightning; Forrest receives a surprising message from Suzanne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190318 +0000" stop="20260816192431 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stealing, Addiction, Prom - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Forrest gets carried away while reviewing theft, finds that his threshold for addiction is high except when it comes to cocaine and takes his son's babysitter to prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192431 +0000" stop="20260816194530 +0000" channel="C1471.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex Tape, Racist, Hunting - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Forrest makes a sex tape, tries his hand at being a racist and goes hunting with his father-in-law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181231 +0000" stop="20260816183444 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something About Morty - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Rick's been lonely, broh. Morty's worried bout side pieces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183444 +0000" stop="20260816185655 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricks Days, Seven Nights - S09E02</title>
    <desc>You try being Rick all the time, broh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185655 +0000" stop="20260816191930 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Fu Hustle - S09E03</title>
    <desc>You haven't lived till you've chested up at Trader Joe's, broh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191930 +0000" stop="20260816194129 +0000" channel="C1491.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ricker Runs Through It - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Remembering passwords is hard, broh. Special characters, broh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180001 +0000" stop="20260816182110 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino LXXXVIII - S41E39</title>
    <desc>Rob Dyrdek, Steelo Brim, and Carly Aquilino stay abreast of the chaos of CHEST ATTACKS, laugh at the long distance stumbles in BIG TRIPPIN', and try to keep track of some very slippery ESCAPE KIDS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182110 +0000" stop="20260816184218 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Rocsi Diaz XXXII - S41E40</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo, and Rocsi Diaz have a painful day on the water in BOAT BROKE, step outside and get DECK WRECKED, and manifest some slams in BAD ATTRACTION.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184218 +0000" stop="20260816190326 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Kristy Sarah III - S41E41</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo and Kristy Sarah walk some POOPY PACES, check out BOOZY BENDOVERS and try out some ARTIFICIAL UNINTELLIGENCE.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190326 +0000" stop="20260816192434 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino LXXXIX - S41E42</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo, and Carly Aquilino enjoy some generational damage with GRANDSLAUGHTER, get absolutely no rest in HOMEMADE HAMMOCKS, and fight the laughter with some TICKLE HATERS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192434 +0000" stop="20260816194536 +0000" channel="C1503.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sterling and Carly Aquilino XC - S42E01</title>
    <desc>Rob, Steelo, and Carly Aquilino experience the pain of a snagged skateboard in STICKY BOARDS, discover that corporate life can be fun in OFFICE ANTICS and vow to stay out of the kitchen after COOKIN’ SCARED.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182102 +0000" stop="20260816184627 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shivaree - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Aaron Pelser's wagon train came across a pair of young boys on a buck board heading west and invited them to join the train. When he found out that one of the boys was actually a girl and the two claimed to be headed to Yuma to get married, Pelser and his crowd force them to be married in North Fork. The wagon train folks want to throw a shivaree, which may have been innocent enough except for two reasons. The first reason being that the couple does not count it as their wedding because they want to be wed by the groom's father in Yuma. The second reason is that Chet Packard keeps pushing things too far, beyond the spirit of a friendly shivaree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184627 +0000" stop="20260816191209 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadeye Kid - S01E20</title>
    <desc>McCain befriends Donnel O'Mahoney, a tough kid from Brooklyn, and arranges with two men for the young man to continue his travels on their wagon, but then one of them is murdered and the other accuses the boy of having done it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191209 +0000" stop="20260816193747 +0000" channel="C1506.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Indian - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart arrives in North Fork in search of renegade Indians suspected of the brutal killing of a Texas Ranger and his family, but the townspeople are suspicious of him when they discover that he too is an Indian.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181034 +0000" stop="20260816185125 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Electric Executioner - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jeremy Wade travels to Brazil's "wild west" in search of a river monster that has killed three cowboys. The search for the culprit sends him deep into prospecting cattle country, where he discovers the shocking truth about a fish he's never caught before. He has to combat all his fears to catch this monster, and after a long chase, Jeremy finally corners his elusive prey in the most unexpected place. All he has to do then is catch it without getting killed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185125 +0000" stop="20260816193216 +0000" channel="C1515.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold-Blooded Horror - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Having never been to Japan, Jeremy Wade is entering new territory in more ways than one. The river monsters there are like no others he ever has encountered, from the devastating "Namazu," which legend says causes earthquakes, to a child-snatching killer called the "Kappa." Can our extreme fisherman uncover the truth behind these legends? Can he catch a monster in the rivers of Japan that reveals the reality behind these horrific tales? He is about to find out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180531 +0000" stop="20260816182610 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>All Rob wants for his birthday is for Big Black to win a Wing Eating Trophy at the local hot wings restaurant. Big Black plans Rob's birthday evening, but In the midst of the birthday preparation, Meaty suffers from a mysterious "body odor" issue that must be addressed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182610 +0000" stop="20260816184638 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making the House a Home - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Rob and Big Black make some home improvements at their Hollywood Hills pad. Meaty temporarily derails their plans when he gets into the garbage and gets sick eating too many chicken wings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184638 +0000" stop="20260816190702 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blind Date - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When a dog psychic tells Rob and Big Black that Meaty needs a woman in the house, the two visit a Matchmaker to set up a blind double date. Unfortunately, the dates are not quite what the guys had in mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190702 +0000" stop="20260816192750 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>After Rob has a nightmare about dying, Big Black decides to brush up on his security skills to ensure that Rob feels safe. Big Black practices evasive driving, works on his Martial Arts moves and even shows his combat maneuvers on the paintball field.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192750 +0000" stop="20260816194825 +0000" channel="C1527.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meaty &amp; Mini - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Life in the Rob and Big household changes dramatically when the guys discover that their bulldog, Meaty, needs a little buddy. After a little research, Rob finds the perfect companion for his favorite puppy: a Mini-Horse. Owning miniature livestock turns out to be a little more than the guys bargained for, and drastic measures become necessary to accommodate the tiny horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180921 +0000" stop="20260816182031 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molly Lucero in: Your Friend's Boob - S10E08</title>
    <desc>Betty Spaghetty tries her best to save an elevator full of people; what goes on behind Bert and Ernie's closed bedroom doors; "Godzilla: The Musical" comes to a Broadway theatre and brings the house down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182031 +0000" stop="20260816183128 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spike Fraser in: Should I Happen to Back into a Horse - S10E09</title>
    <desc>The "Robot Chicken" crew reveals what really happened to Bambi's mother; an Animorph revives the Red Panda population; Brainy Smurf gets diagnosed with CTE; Bitch Pudding goes up against Norman Bates to see who is more psycho.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183128 +0000" stop="20260816184240 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Musya Shakhtyorov in: Honeyboogers - S10E10</title>
    <desc>The Squatch Squad emerges from hiding to protect their forest home; the Wuzzles meet the Fly and things get a little bit crazy; the writers reveal Bill &amp; Ted's last and greatest adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184240 +0000" stop="20260816185356 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robot Chicken's Santa's Dead (Spoiler Alert) Holiday Murder Thing Special - S10E11</title>
    <desc>The Robot Chicken Christmas Murder Mystery Special!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185356 +0000" stop="20260816190513 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Callie Greenhouse in: Fun. Sad. Epic. Tragic. - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Batman's addition to his costume causes some concerns among the other superheroes; a ride-along with the Westeros P.D. reveals how they solve crimes; Bitch Pudding is placed on Love Island to see what kind of match she will find.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190513 +0000" stop="20260816191615 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Max Caenen in: Why Would He Know If His Mother's a Size Queen - S10E13</title>
    <desc>The Lady of the Lake gives Percival some trouble when he goes to return Excalibur to her. The Robot Chicken crew shows what Dumbledore sees when he looks into the Mirror of Desire. Professor X reveals how the X-Men first discovered their powers. And Garfield gets buried in the pet cemetery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191615 +0000" stop="20260816192728 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petless M in: Cars Are Couches of the Road - S10E14</title>
    <desc>The RC writers imagine Harry Potter as a 70’s sitcom. The future looks bleak for Nostradamus’s assistant. We answer the question of what’s underneath Abe Lincoln’s hat. And the Jonas brothers learn they are more than just brothers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192728 +0000" stop="20260816193843 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buster Olive in: The Monkey Got Closer Overnight - S10E15</title>
    <desc>Tyrion Lannister learns the true meaning of winter is coming; Blade tries to slice his way into informercials; Inside Out Boy goes to college; the "Robot Chicken" writers show what happens when "Halloween" meets "Home Alone."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193843 +0000" stop="20260816194953 +0000" channel="C1533.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghandi Mulholland in: Plastic Doesn't Get Cancer - S10E16</title>
    <desc>Good Will Hunting goes Goodwill Hunting. Pennywise the clown shows off some new moves. A Fortnite contractor is hired to build a house. And the RC crew reimagines the show Pete &amp; Pete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180806 +0000" stop="20260816183148 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Luger - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Twister and Otto take up street luge, but it seems that Twister is better at it than Rocket Boy. Is this the one and only sport Otto will have to accept he's only second best at? Maybe not... if he cheats! Will Otto's conscience let him get away with it? Don't bet on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183148 +0000" stop="20260816185530 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocket Repairs / Say Hello to Cement Head - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Eddie's skateboard breaks, Otto decides to charge him to fix it. As word spreads that Otto is good at repairs, he decides to go into business. But running your own shop is harder than you might expect. Are the Rocket kids up to the challenge? / When Twister accidentally falls into the wet cement of Madtown Skate Park's newest ramp, Conroy Blanc closes the place until someone comes forward and admits to doing the deed. Will Twister fess up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185530 +0000" stop="20260816191912 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Bait / A Shot in the Park - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ocean Shores is overrun with Shoobies at the beginning of the summer season, so Otto plans to create a shark hoax to scare them off. Will this clear the waters for the Rocket kids? / Twister accidentally loses his video camera while sneaking into a closed exhibit at a water park. Can the gang find the camera, or will their video report for school be lost for good?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191912 +0000" stop="20260816194253 +0000" channel="C1541.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Longest Day / Ottoman and the Sea - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When the Rocket kids run into some handicap snow boarders, Reggie gets intrigued by one of the girls who has a metal leg but can still shred at the sport. Will Reggie put her foot in her mouth trying to treat her new pal differently, or will she learn she just wants to be treated the same as anyone else? / The Rocket Gang are on a camping trip and decide to go fishing. While Reggie and Sam are catching lots of fish, Otto decides to break his dad's rules and go really far from shore to catch ""really big ones"". When he hooks a fish that drags their raft way out to sea, can they make it back when they find out the raft is out of gas?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180103 +0000" stop="20260816181317 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teed Off - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Heffer helps Mr. Bighead win a golf game that has been rigged in Mr. Dupette's favor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181317 +0000" stop="20260816182537 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wimp on the Barby - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Rocko prepares for a visit from grade-school bully, Dingo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182537 +0000" stop="20260816183746 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yarnbenders - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Rocko and Heffer read fairy tales, with a bit of improvisation, to Filburt to entertain him as he recovers from a cold.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183746 +0000" stop="20260816190202 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama's Boy - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Heffer moves out of his parent's place to prove he's capable of making it on his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190202 +0000" stop="20260816191429 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feisty Geist - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Heffer faces the wrath of a spirit that he wronged in a former life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191429 +0000" stop="20260816192642 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.W.A.K. - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Rocko tries to get a love letter back that was intended for his mail carrier.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192642 +0000" stop="20260816193859 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic Meatball - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ed Bighead earns a series of promotions by relying on a ""Magic Meatball"" (kinda like a ""Magic 8-Ball"") to make business decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193859 +0000" stop="20260816195125 +0000" channel="C1542.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Closet Clown - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Ed Bighead has trouble accepting the fact that he enjoys being a clown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184019 +0000" stop="20260816193337 +0000" channel="C1547.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Son of Hades - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Cleopatra arrives in Rome to pay her homage to Caesar, and to seek legitimization for Caesarion. Egypt's queen causes further complications between Anthony and Atia, who still struggles with Servilia. Timon's brother arrives from Jerusalem. The death of Erastes throws the underworld, and Rome's river commerce into chaos, and Pullo and Vorenus step into the gap. Octavian and Anthony begin a long and bitter rivalry with a dispute over Caesar's will and sharing of power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183547 +0000" stop="20260816191702 +0000" channel="C1549.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Overnight - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Officers Chen and Bradford respond to a call at the Los Angeles auditions of American Idol and Officer Chen ends up facing Ryan Seacrest and the judges. Chen befriends a reporter whose motives are not clear.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191702 +0000" stop="20260816195821 +0000" channel="C1549.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Nolan’s relationship with his first confidential informant is tested when he discovers her back on the street dealing drugs. Lucy’s fear of dating following her abduction and her intrusion into Jackson’s relationship is beginning to threaten their friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183747 +0000" stop="20260816192019 +0000" channel="C1550.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Windows - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Andy and Sam return to work; Andy is attacked at Traci's place and Sex Crimes Unit tries to take over the case</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181938 +0000" stop="20260816184138 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punch and Jimmy - S07E08</title>
    <desc>An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184138 +0000" stop="20260816190338 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Men Can't Kiss - S07E09</title>
    <desc>D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190338 +0000" stop="20260816192539 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving '94 - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192539 +0000" stop="20260816194740 +0000" channel="C1555.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maybe Baby - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181504 +0000" stop="20260816184351 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>London - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Antony declares that he and Darren, the managers of their band 'Exit' are going to London to find a record deal, of course they get the usual barrage of insults from Jim and Dave, and Nanna contributes to the fund, 50p!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184351 +0000" stop="20260816191155 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christening - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The day of the christening is finally here, but the decorating is still not finished in the background. Everyone is there for a buffet, including Twiggy's 'Bird'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191155 +0000" stop="20260816194126 +0000" channel="C1570.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Royle Family at Christmas - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Baby David's first birthday comes around and the Royle's sit down as they did last Christmas. This time they are joined by Darren and Emma, including her parents. Emma's father, Roger can't seem to stop boasting which annoys Jim. When they leave, an unhappy and mad Jim gets the best present of them all</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180920 +0000" stop="20260816182039 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Touch-Down Tommy - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While Didi and Betty go shopping, Stu and the guys babysit the Rugrats while watching the Dallas Cowboys and the Houston Oilers (now Tennessee Titans, see note below) duke it out on the gridiron in "Ultra Bowl XXXVII". Later, Grandpa gives Tommy a bottle of chocolate milk; Angelica, who normally thinks she's too old for baby bottles, fights Tommy over it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182039 +0000" stop="20260816183207 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trial - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Someone broke "Mr. Fluffles" (Angelica calls it "Mr. Fluffle-Luffles"), Tommy's clown lamp, and Angelica wants to find out who. The fingerpointing, however, eventually points back to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183207 +0000" stop="20260816184402 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fluffy vs. Spike - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Angelica brings Fluffy to Tommy's house, and Fluffy gets Spike into trouble. Angelica actually blames all the things breaking on him, so the babies try to get Fluffy and catch her in the act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184402 +0000" stop="20260816185558 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reptar's Revenge - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Rugrats go looking for Reptar at the Sleazola Brothers fair. Instead, they find a cereal addicted person named Leo. I think this is the one where Angelica Wants the cereal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185558 +0000" stop="20260816190752 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Graham Canyon - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Pickles experience car trouble en route to the Grand Canyon. Eddie &amp; Ace, a couple of crooked auto mechanics working at "Twin Cactus Auto Repair", try to make a simple, cheap thing more expensive, but Angelica and Tommy inadvertantly stopped them from further damage while playing in a "canyon" of tires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190752 +0000" stop="20260816191936 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stu-Maker's Elves - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Stu has received an order from Mucklehoney Industries for 15,000 "Patty Pants" dolls. However, he is having trouble with the machine. Tommy and Chuckie fixed it while fetching the "Zippo-Glider", which Chuckie accidentally tossed into the basement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191936 +0000" stop="20260816194332 +0000" channel="C1571.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Palace / Sand Ho! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Tommy and Chuckie accidentally get left in the toy store after they fantasize about living there. / The Rugrats act out Grandpa's pirate story that he told them, before he falls asleep. (As usual.)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180200 +0000" stop="20260816182320 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Audrey attends her high school reunion intent on proving to her former classmates how great her life is in New York City. Meanwhile, Russell accidentally ruins Timmy's dinner party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182320 +0000" stop="20260816184350 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harassment - S04E12</title>
    <desc>A new employee with an axe to grind against Audrey files a sexual harassment claim against her. Meanwhile, after being teased for playing cricket, Timmy challenges Jeff to a game to prove the sport is not for wimps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184350 +0000" stop="20260816190443 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Do? - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Adam and Jennifer plan a secret wedding; however, a series of unfortunate events puts their plan in jeopardy. Meanwhile, to keep Russell and Timmy from finding out about the ceremony, Adam tells them he is staging an intervention for Jeff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190443 +0000" stop="20260816192550 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surro-gate - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jeff unsuccessfully tries to keep Russell from sleeping with their new surrogate, while Adam tries to work on improving his rear end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192550 +0000" stop="20260816194725 +0000" channel="C1573.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bank - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him when he makes mistakes. Russell hoping to get a girl sends a nasty e-mail to Timmy's love interest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183901 +0000" stop="20260816194118 +0000" channel="C1574.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queens Reunited! - S10E13</title>
    <desc>One week from the Grand Finale, all season 10 queens return to discuss the season's gaggiest moments. Includes never-before-seen footage, jaw-dropping revelations, and a recap of the seasons' most amazing looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180847 +0000" stop="20260816185105 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animus - S03E14</title>
    <desc>The team searches for a link between the seemingly unconnected victims of a lone gunman targeting women. Luca assists with a homicide investigation in his neighborhood. Lynch pushes Chris to do a news interview. Hondo reaches a juncture in his relationship with Nichelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185105 +0000" stop="20260816193312 +0000" channel="C1580.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knockout - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Deacon's second job working private security at a high-profile boxing match places the team in the middle of a kidnapping case when a prize fighter's wife is abducted. Hondo's young charge, Darryl, becomes frustrated with his lack of paternal rights regarding his infant son. Tan prepares to introduce his critical mother to his girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180147 +0000" stop="20260816182334 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilty! - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Sabrina's plan to get Zelda nominated for Professor of the Year turns ugly when the committee discovers Zelda attended college in 1873 and fires her from her dream job. Meanwhile Sabrina is wracked with guilt and ends up stuck on an Other Realm 'guilt' trip until she can work through her issues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182334 +0000" stop="20260816184505 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whole Ball of Wax - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Sabrina's  joy over her mother's unexpected visit quickly diminishes when the witches council's decree that the two must never come face to face and turns Diana into a ball of wax.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184505 +0000" stop="20260816190707 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Driving Mr. Goodman - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Sabrina  and Miles get in a minor fender bender, but the other driver brings a phony lawsuit to fleece them for millions. Sabrina turns for expert advice to "Car Talk" radio hosts Click and Clack when trouble ensues and Sabrina and Mary Jo Ponder end up in a chick vs. witch fight. Meanwhile Morgan convinces Hilda and Zelda they need an assistant and she's perfect for the job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190707 +0000" stop="20260816192909 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Fall to Pieces - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Hilda is on the rebound after she breaks up with her boyfriend, so she meets a guy named Will. They instantly fall in love and want to get married. Though Sabrina and Zelda think this love should not be, they plan to break the couple. As soon as Zelda throws herself at Will, Hilda breaks up with him but then she turns to stone and falls to pieces. Once knowing Hilda's love was true, Sabrina takes Stone Hilda to a place where she can come back to life. Sabrina must gamble her true love to save her aunt's life. Sabrina then turns to stone and falls to pieces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192909 +0000" stop="20260816195043 +0000" channel="C1581.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Total Sabrina Live! - S07E01</title>
    <desc>This episode concludes I Fall To Pieces! before the credits.   Sabrina joins Morgan and Roxie on a trip to visit MTV to meet "Total Request Live" host Carson Daly and interview the rock band Course of Nature after Morgan wins a writing contest with the ultra-hip Scorch music magazine. But after Morgan admits she submitted Sabrina's writing, Sabrina turns it around and captures a job at the magazine. Meanwhile, with her aunts moving back to the Other Realm, Sabrina begins a new chapter of her life when she, Roxie and Morgan move into the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182219 +0000" stop="20260816184516 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hex Files - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Sabrina's class goes to a science observatory. There she and Harvey visit Uncle Quigley who is doing very poorly at his science career. Sabrina and Salem try to boost his confidence by creating aliens for Uncle Quigley to discover. Only one problem she takes these aliens away from Harvey's video game and when the Science observatory finds out they kick Quigley out until some real aliens come that they all see and Quigley, Harvey, Sabrina, and Salem all send them back to their planet. Because of all of this Quigley is finally recognized as a great scientist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184516 +0000" stop="20260816190812 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stone Broke - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Gem and the rest of the Stone's become broke and now she has to live with Sabrina. At first they have a rocky start but later Gem gets used to living live a middle class person. Unfortunately her dog Ruby finds oil on her property and she becomes rich again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190812 +0000" stop="20260816193105 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Salem's Plot - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Salem's friend is coming over to visit so Salem tries to hide the fact he's a cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193105 +0000" stop="20260816195401 +0000" channel="C1582.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Molar Molar - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Sabrina has rotten wisdom teeth and when she goes to the doctor they say that she gets to get them pulled out. Sabrina is afraid and lets the spookie jar get rid of them instead but when she lost her wisdom teeth she also lost her wisdom!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181039 +0000" stop="20260816183355 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Higher and Stronger: A Cheer from Usagi - S03E28</title>
    <desc>Everyone begins to learn more about the outer soliders through Mamoru's story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183355 +0000" stop="20260816185710 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle Inside the Demonic Space: The Sailor Guardians' Gamble - S03E29</title>
    <desc>Mimete attempts to create a Daimon by herself, throwing the entire Tomoe house into another dimension. The senshi enter the dimension and are defeated by a game-master Daimon named U-Ikasaman. Hotaru manages to assist in her defeat by the use of a bluff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185710 +0000" stop="20260816192025 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Messiah of Silence Awakens? Stars of Destiny - S03E30</title>
    <desc>The Sailor Senshi visit a planetarium, where a man is attacked by a Daimon. The symbol of Saturn appears on Hotaru’s forehead, and she destroys the Daimon. Sailor Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto attack Hotaru, since she is Sailor Saturn, the messiah of silence, and Sailor Moon takes the blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192025 +0000" stop="20260816194341 +0000" channel="C1583.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Invasion from Another Dimension: Mystery of Mugen Academy - S03E31</title>
    <desc>The girls run through the high school to find Mimet there with computer demons, and with all their power the Soliders defeat them and locks Mimet away.
Mimet faces her demise when she is trapped into her own computer trap for all eternity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181135 +0000" stop="20260816183546 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Counselor Budnick - S02E02</title>
    <desc>(AKA "The Man Who Would Be Ug") It's backwards weekend, and the campers have elected Budnick to be the weekend counselor, while Ug had to be a camper. At first, Budnick lets the campers do whatever they want, but then is forced to punish them to restore order. This upsets the campers and they all, including Ug, pull pranks on him to get revenge.  Meanwhile, Z.Z. and Dina are fighting over a frog that could win a jumping contest, and its owner a night in town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183546 +0000" stop="20260816185942 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Telly and the Tennis Match - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Telly is tired of losing to another boy at tennis, and thinks she needs to replace her wooden racquet to beat him. Budnick gives her a metal racquet in return for a favor, to be named in the future. Telly begins to get nervous when Budnick acts as bookie, taking bets on her upcoming match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185942 +0000" stop="20260816192347 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dina and the Rock Star - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Dina promises everyone that she will get Jamie Mallet Jr., a huge rock star, to perform at the camp dance. She finds out that Jamie is staying at a nearby camp to relax and get some rest from the celebrity lifestyle. Dina tricks him into thinking the camp he is at is too dangerous and to come and relax at Camp Anawanna. When he arrives, he is overrun by fans. Dina then gets angry when Jamie spends most of his time hanging out with Pinskey instead of her, because Pinskey isn't treating him like a celebrity. As revenge, she spreads lies about Jamie through the camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192347 +0000" stop="20260816194757 +0000" channel="C1584.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cursed Skull - S02E05</title>
    <desc>(AKA "Clan of the Cavegirls") The girls decide that they want to be away from each other, so they ask Ug to change the bunk assignments. Meanwhile, the boys find a buffalo skull in a cave near camp. After they bring it back bad things start to happen and Ug orders them to bring good luck back to camp by returning the skull. Budnick decides to start a ""caveman club"" for the boys. The girls decide to steal the skull from them and get caught in the cave during a storm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181655 +0000" stop="20260816185909 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indivisible - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Grace embarks on a dangerous mission, and Liam and Darius’ relationship is tested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185909 +0000" stop="20260816194252 +0000" channel="C1585.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White House Down - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Grace forges a dangerous alliance with Claire’s brother, Alonzo. Also, Harris and Darius must work together to face down Bennett’s forces</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181202 +0000" stop="20260816183447 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#TheBritBrats - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat babysit two British girls. Sam tries to fulfill a community service requirement at Elderly Acres.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183447 +0000" stop="20260816185730 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#NewGoat - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam and Cat babysit a pygmy goat while trying to win over their landlord's son. Dice begins to manage a mixed martial arts fighter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185730 +0000" stop="20260816192014 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#TextingCompetition - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cat persuades Sam to enter a texting competition where she faces off against a sweet boy with domineering mother. Dice attempts to dodge his annoying old pal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192014 +0000" stop="20260816194257 +0000" channel="C1586.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>#BabySitterWar - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A client compliments one of the girls, but Sam and Cat aren't sure to whom he was referring, so they get competitive and try to outshine each other as babysitters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180636 +0000" stop="20260816182958 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War of the Words - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fuu gets a facelift when kids trade in the sword for the graffiti brush; Jin keeps a promise to a long-lost friend and confronts the shock of the new, while Mugen learns to read and conquers a castle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182958 +0000" stop="20260816185320 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unholy Union - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A cynical charlatan fleeces the Hidden Christian flock, Fuu gets closer to the Sunflower Samurai, and a truth is finally revealed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185320 +0000" stop="20260816191642 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elegy of Entrapment, Verse 1 - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Fuu, Mugen and Jin meet up with a blind girl who is a traveling musician.  Because of her blindness, she is able to sense the emotions of the group.  Is this girl more than just a musician?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191642 +0000" stop="20260816194005 +0000" channel="C1587.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elegy of Entrapment, Verse 2 - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Jin learns the Way of Water, a woman's sorrow comes to an end, and Mugen both gives and receives an assassin's last gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180849 +0000" stop="20260816183134 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CI - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The fate of the entire universe hangs in the balance as Samurai Jack finally faces Aku.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183134 +0000" stop="20260816185535 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I: The Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Aku, the shape-shifting master of evil, devastates a young boy's land, forcing him to travel around the world to train as a samurai.  When Samurai Jack returns to free his people, he is instead flung into the far future, where he must quest to undo the future that is Aku.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185535 +0000" stop="20260816191918 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>II: The Samurai Called Jack - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jack befriends some talking archeologist dogs and learns of his location: In the future shaped by years of Aku's evil reign. He vows to help the dogs gain their freedom from a life of enslaved jewel mining.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191918 +0000" stop="20260816194319 +0000" channel="C1588.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>III: The First Fight - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Aku learns of Jack's arrival in the future, and of the help he is giving the dogs. He sends a huge army of insect drones to destroy Jack and the dogs alike. Jack has been busy preparing many traps for them however, and when they arrive the battle begins in earnest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180134 +0000" stop="20260816182737 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Piano Movers - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Fred and Lamont try to move a piano from the apartment of an eccentric man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182737 +0000" stop="20260816185250 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>By the Numbers - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Fred wins $500 playing his lucky number but soon finds Aunt Ethel and Bubba inconveniently needing cash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185250 +0000" stop="20260816191802 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whiplash - S02E02</title>
    <desc>After getting in an accident with the truck, Fred feigns a whiplash injury to collect damages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191802 +0000" stop="20260816194303 +0000" channel="C1589.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dowry - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Fred finds out that his cousin's plump stepdaughter will inherit $10,000 when she marries, he tries to make Lamont the lucky groom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181903 +0000" stop="20260816185918 +0000" channel="C1590.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rock/Andrew W.K. - S27E17</title>
    <desc>Live From New York, It's...Will Ferrell
Sketches include: Bush's Guccione Peace Plan, Brian Fellow's Safari Planet, The Scorpion King's Son, Arthur Anderson, Hardball, Backstage SNL: Drunk Girl And Her Sister, The Subway Couple, She's The Girl With No Gaydar, All Aboard The Freedom Train: The Duets of Neil Diamond and Bigfoot, HBO's America Undercover, and A Message From Saturday Night Live
Andrew W.K. performs: ""Party Hard"" and ""I Get Wet""
The NBC rerun of this episode has a short tribute to director Dave Wilson who died of an aortic aneurysm in 2001.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185918 +0000" stop="20260816194741 +0000" channel="C1590.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alec Baldwin/P.O.D. - S27E18</title>
    <desc>Live From New York, It's...The Parrot From ""Barretta""
Sketckes include ""FOX News: Robert Blake Murder,"" ""Kotex Classic"" (rerun from the Ian McKellen/Kylie Minogue episode), ""Gay Voice Mail,"" ""When White Men Date Old Black Women,"" ""Ozzy Osbourne's Problems,"" ""Let's All Hate France"", ""TV Funhouse: The Anatominals"", ""The Cardinals"", ""Lovers' Birthday Party,"" and ""The Tony Bennett Show.""
P.O.D performs: ""Alive"" and ""Youth of the Nation""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180526 +0000" stop="20260816182831 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Screech's Spaghetti Sauce - S04E03</title>
    <desc>During a project for TV ads, Screech comes up with a new flavor of sauce, but the gang might go out of business when Screech becomes the target of a snobbish girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182831 +0000" stop="20260816185134 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Girl - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Transfer student Tori is introduced in this episode, but Zack and Tori don't hit it off, and they are paired up for an ad project. Lisa alienates the Dance Committee before the Fall Ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185134 +0000" stop="20260816191457 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bayside Triangle - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Zack helps Lisa put on a fashion show for college. But when Zack and Lisa fall for each other, Screech strikes back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191457 +0000" stop="20260816193822 +0000" channel="C1591.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teen-Line - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Zack participates in a Bayside's teen hot-line, and becomes close to a disabled girl. Meanwhile, Screech takes on a rambunctious boy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182302 +0000" stop="20260816190751 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buenos Aires - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Buenos Aires is a fast moving city bringing in around 10 million tourists annually. But like the Tango with its themes of deception and trickery of love, Conor Woodman discovers that many visitors leave Buenos Aires with broken hearts, after being scammed by pickpockets, con-artists, and grafters. Conor sets out to discover that the most common scams involving tourists are pick pocketing, clip joints, vice girls, taxi scams and hotel scams. But prevalent throughout the whole of the city and running out of control is Buenos Aries’ problem with counterfeit money…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190751 +0000" stop="20260816195250 +0000" channel="C1592.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prague - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As day turns to night, Prague’s scammers emerge readying themselves for the scores of tourists enjoying the cities nightlife and who are completely unaware they’ve been marked by those who disguise themselves as beautiful girls, harmless hawkers and friendly taxi drivers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181751 +0000" stop="20260816183951 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Open Mic - S04E06</title>
    <desc>David and Patrick throw an open mic to promote their shop; David gets nervous when Patrick states he will be performing. Johnny and Alexis rebrand the motel, but Stevie fears they are overexpanding. Moira tries to keep secret the gender of the Schitts' new baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183951 +0000" stop="20260816190151 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barbecue - S04E07</title>
    <desc>David and Moira hold a party for Patrick, but David worries about how his family would adversely affect Patrick. Alexis investigates with help a mysterious text from Ted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190151 +0000" stop="20260816192353 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jazzaguy - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After the barbecue fiasco, Stevie takes David to a spa for some consoling, but she bought a honeymoon package making things worse. Johnny impresses the Jazzagals with his talents, but Moira doesn't like his joining the group. Alexis tries out a dating app and dates a cute local.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192353 +0000" stop="20260816194554 +0000" channel="C1593.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Olive Branch - S04E09</title>
    <desc>David tries to reconcile with Patrick. Moira pitches a singles event at Town Hall while Johnny buys Stevie a gift for her help at the motel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180433 +0000" stop="20260816181337 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's the Werewolf - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Scooby drinks a potion that turns him into a werewolf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181337 +0000" stop="20260816182240 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up a Crazy River - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Yabba, Disty and Scrappy protects their town from pirates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182240 +0000" stop="20260816183145 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoedown Showdown - S04E37</title>
    <desc>While visiting hillbilly relatives, Scooby and the gang are caught up in a fued between their family and the McGlurks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183145 +0000" stop="20260816184047 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job Too Small - S04E38</title>
    <desc>The gang encounters an Abominable Snowman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184047 +0000" stop="20260816184949 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bride and Gloom - S04E39</title>
    <desc>Yabba and the gang tries to find a bride for Horrible Homer before he destroys the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184949 +0000" stop="20260816190150 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooby the Barbarian - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The gang tries to solve a mystery involving the disappearance of an archaeologist, and the appearance of Viking ghosts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190150 +0000" stop="20260816191356 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Sharking Zone - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A surfing competition, on the island of Scareuba, is jeopardized by a Great White Shark and a Seaweed Monster, who are said to guard a lost treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191356 +0000" stop="20260816192605 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scoobygeist - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The gang spends the night at a mansion invaded by a host of ghosts like a face in the fireplace, the ghosts under the bed, the living animal heads, a skeleton, a living statue, and an organ-playing ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192605 +0000" stop="20260816193813 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quagmire Quake Caper - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The gang investigates the cause of a series of earthquakes erupting in Mexico, which seem to unleash a mud monster upon a Native American tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193813 +0000" stop="20260816195020 +0000" channel="C1594.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hound of the Scoobyvilles - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The gang heads to Barkerville Hall in Scotland, where a legendary hound is haunting the grounds, but everyone thinks it's Scooby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180420 +0000" stop="20260816182832 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's a Demon Shark in the Foggy Dark - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The gang's day of water-skiing comes to a halt when they get tangled up in a mystery involving missing pearls and a million year old shark monster!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182832 +0000" stop="20260816185240 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooby-Doo, Where's the Crew? - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The gang goes on a cruise abord the 'Sea Prowler' and come into contact with the Ghost of Captain Pescado. Turns out the ghost is pretty ok for a ghost, just as long as you don't go near his undersea treasure trove like the gang decided to. Then, Captain Pescado can turn into a pretty mean ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185240 +0000" stop="20260816191639 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost That Sacked the Quarterback - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The gang is attending a Hawk's football game when the star player vanishes--and the ghost of a long dead 1930s football player shows up, propelling them into yet another mystery!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191639 +0000" stop="20260816194048 +0000" channel="C1595.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ghost of the Bad Humor Man - S01E15</title>
    <desc>One rainy night Freddy lets Shaggy drive his precious Mystery Machine--and Shaggy wrecks it! Luckly for Shag, it wasn't his fault; he slid on a ton of popsicles laying in the street, right outside the Happy Humor Ice Cream factory. A trip inside to use the phone to get a tow truck turns into a mystery, complete with three Technicolor Phantoms--Chocolate, Strawberry and Vanilla! Scooby might love food, but these guys could ruin even his appetite!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182201 +0000" stop="20260816184414 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooby-Doo and a Mummy Too! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The gang, at the college museum, gets the lead on a dead Egyptian ruler named Inca. According to an ancient superstition, if he were ever removed from his crypt, he would turn the people who moved him to stone. Shaggy finds a rare coin that the Professor is trying to study. The trouble begins when Shaggy accidentally takes the coin and the mummy is loose looking for it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184414 +0000" stop="20260816190632 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Which Witch is Which? - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The gang gets lost while driving to a concert. They ask a man to give them directions only to learn that he's a zombie. They also learn of a nearby witch who is responsible for the zombie's resurrection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190632 +0000" stop="20260816192848 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Away Ghost Ship - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The gang learns that the ghost of long dead pirate has returned and is continuing on where he left off centuries ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192848 +0000" stop="20260816195106 +0000" channel="C1596.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spooky Space Kook - S01E15</title>
    <desc>The gang is low on gas so they go to a farmhouse. The farmer tells them he's been harassed by reporters ever since an alien showed up. It's not just any alien, but a ghostly alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180419 +0000" stop="20260816182657 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Undone - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The gang and original Mystery Incorporated stand before the Evil Entity. The Entity grabs Scooby-Doo, and mentions that he must die and be reborn as a vessel to its darkness. Scooby breaks free, but Pericles volunteers to be possessed by the being, to which the Entity agrees. Professor Pericles believes he has gained ultimate power (due to his growth in size and appearance), but the Evil Entity kills Pericles and mutates his body into a squid-like monster. The Entity then assumes control of the Kriegstaffelbots and summons other evil Anunnaki, who proceed to offer the townspeople for the Entity to consume. When Scooby destroys the sarcophagus, the Entity is killed and a vortex sucks everything in, except for the gang, then explodes. The gang find themselves in a new version of Crystal Cove and Earth itself. After some strange encounters, Mystery Incorporated realizes that all the evil ever caused by the Entity has come undone, thereby changing history. The gang sets up a new Mystery Machine and travels off to their new destination after receiving a message from Harlan Ellison, vowing to solve each mystery they come across. As the gang drives away, they are watched by Nova, who says Scooby is the bravest dog that ever lived and thanks him and the gang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182657 +0000" stop="20260816184927 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Beast from Below - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After being jailed for solving another mystery, the Mystery Inc. gang stumbles upon another mystery: a gruesome monster lurking underneath the town and cocooning everyone who comes near in green goop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184927 +0000" stop="20260816191235 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creeping Creatures - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The gang decides to launch an investigation into the existence of a mythical ghost town that is believed to have been populated by alligators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191235 +0000" stop="20260816193543 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Ghost Rig - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Strange things continue happening in Crystal Cove, when doorknobs suddenly vanish and a priceless diamond is hidden somewhere. To top it all off, a mysterious Ghost Trucker is also scaring the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193543 +0000" stop="20260816195726 +0000" channel="C1597.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge of the Man Crab - S01E04</title>
    <desc>A Man Crab attacks Crystal Cove beach during a volleyball tournament for Trickell's Triquid diet mixture. The gang must stop him and solve this mystery before the tournament's female players, who the Man Crab has taken a liking to, are put in danger. Meanwhile, Velma gets some relationship advice from Daphne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182820 +0000" stop="20260816191102 +0000" channel="C1598.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drain the Swamp - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Season Finale. The Green Meanie sets its final plan for revenge in motion as Hester makes a bold move to secure her future, and Brock performs a dangerous surgery to save Dean Munsch's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182040 +0000" stop="20260816184136 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My New Suit - S05E18</title>
    <desc>J.D.'s brother Dan returns for a surprise visit and Elliot learns that J.D. has been telling Dan that she still likes him. A patient with weight-related problems needs an MRI, but he's too big for the machine. Carla and Turk freak out when they begin to discuss baby names. Meanwhile, Dr. Kelso assigns Dr. Cox to assist Ted with malpractice claim paperwork after Dr. Cox insults Dr. Kelso's son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184136 +0000" stop="20260816190236 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Story III - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Turk and Carla turn J.D.'s old bedroom into a nursery for the baby. The Janitor seizes an opportunity to shove J.D. out of the picture for a day. Elsewhere, Elliot uses her mother to learn information about Keith's peers and Turk &amp; Dr. Cox accuse each other of not being hip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190236 +0000" stop="20260816192452 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Lunch - S05E20</title>
    <desc>J.D. asks Dr. Cox out for lunch, but runs into annoying former patient Jill Tracy, who unexpectedly teaches him something about responsibility.
Elliot and Carla discover that Todd has been lying about all his hospital "conquests" and suspect that he's been less than truthful about other issues. Turk warns them not to meddle in his affairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192452 +0000" stop="20260816194536 +0000" channel="C1599.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fallen Idol - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Cox starts drinking after his decisions result in the death of three of his patients. The staff tries to cover for him at the hospital, while everyone tries to convince him how inspiring he is for them.
Turk starts his new rotation with orthopedic surgery, but isn't so fond of his attending doctor's touchy-feely methods. Thus, J.D. and the Janitor attempt to help Turk find ways to bond with his new supervisor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184216 +0000" stop="20260816193031 +0000" channel="C1600.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair Winds and Following Seas - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Reeling from a devastating loss, Bravo must fight their way out of hostile territory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180834 +0000" stop="20260816182005 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isla de las Chupracabras - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A team-building exercise goes horribly awry when the crew of Sealab finds themselves on the dreaded "Isla de Las Chupacabras!" In English, that's "Island of the Goatsuckers." And the episode is in English.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182005 +0000" stop="20260816183137 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joy of Grief - S04E08</title>
    <desc>A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183137 +0000" stop="20260816184223 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Fever - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Zombies ravage Sealab as Debbie plans her (fifth) 30th birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184223 +0000" stop="20260816185339 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharko's Machine - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Marco's illegitimate son applies for a job on Sealab. Can he pass the civil service exam with Debbie and Quinn helping?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185339 +0000" stop="20260816190440 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of Marco - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The much-ballyhooed return of Marco finally occurs in this eponymously-titled episode, with Marco playing the titular Marco. Marco, Sharko. Sharko, Marco. We'll just leave you two to get acquainted. Also, don't drink that pee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190440 +0000" stop="20260816191536 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Casinko - S05E01</title>
    <desc>As it turns out Sealab was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and is now sinking into the ocean floor. The only hope to save Sealab is John Bear, Sealab's resident Native American. But in order to save Sealab Shank's must agree to turn the Mess Hall into a casino which he does. But once the casino opens John Bear still won't stop the sinking (or let Debbie have a lounge show).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191536 +0000" stop="20260816192637 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Butchslap - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Marco convinces Debbie to give up her "questionable" ways through a pep talk, leading her to find religion and dump Quinn. Meanwhile, Sparks recognizes the pep talk from a 60's show, which leads a drunken Quinn to sic the network on the fugitive TV star Marco.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192637 +0000" stop="20260816193738 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Banana Raffle - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Extreme rebel trillionaire, Max Stone, buys Sealab and ends up running it better than before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193738 +0000" stop="20260816194839 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shrabster - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The police want Shanks... Why? The story is revealed in reverse. But it involves a monster, a plan to improve the world, and Grizzlebee's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194839 +0000" stop="20260816195940 +0000" channel="C1601.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cavemen - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Quinn and Stormy are stuck in a cave with only 10 minutes of oxygen while sealab burns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181428 +0000" stop="20260816185634 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Jackie/Australia - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Sid Dithers finds love in "An Officer and a Gentile". Perini Scleroso gets her own sitcom. "The National Midnight Star" is rechristened "Hollywood Dirt Tonight". Australian actor Mel McElroy hosts his own film festival. A chaotic Jackie Rogers Jr. concert is the subject of the documentary "Gimme Jackie". Finally, a spoof of F. Lee Bailey's Lie Detector.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185634 +0000" stop="20260816193715 +0000" channel="C1602.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Wonderful Film - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Guest starring Charles Palmer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184450 +0000" stop="20260816193716 +0000" channel="C1604.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen's Speech - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Queen Kane’s treachery forces Maghra’s hand. Kofun gets upsetting news. Haniwa makes a final plea to Wren in a bid for peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183538 +0000" stop="20260816191832 +0000" channel="C1605.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Good Deed - S04E10</title>
    <desc>On September 28, 2014, Diane Cunningham is bludgeoned to death in her bedroom. The only clues are receipts from Walmart, a ferry crossing, and a casino. Security footage reveals a prime suspect with a motive, but not everything is quite as it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180142 +0000" stop="20260816182428 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182428 +0000" stop="20260816184751 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junk Mail - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184751 +0000" stop="20260816191036 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Merv Griffin Show - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191036 +0000" stop="20260816193423 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slicer - S09E07</title>
    <desc>George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193423 +0000" stop="20260816195809 +0000" channel="C1606.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Betrayal - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180209 +0000" stop="20260816185324 +0000" channel="C1607.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Obligate Mutualisms - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The Sensates make contact with a key figure in BPO. Ripped from her prison cell, Sun sends out a plea for help. Wolfgang meets an intriguing stranger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185324 +0000" stop="20260816194514 +0000" channel="C1607.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Polyphony - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kala and Capheus are caught in the middle of angry protests. Lito looks into a journalist's disappearance and uncovers new info on Angelica's cluster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181205 +0000" stop="20260816183615 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World of Blood Legacy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A deadly virus sweeps the earth, leaving behind only children and vampires. Yuichiro Hyakuya and the other orphans are captured by these vampires and are forced to provide them blood in order to survive. Fed up, they plan on an escape, but...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183615 +0000" stop="20260816190025 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Humanity After the Fall - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After his escape from the vampires, Yuichiro learns that humankind hasn't perished. Determined to get his revenge, he joins the Japanese Imperial Demon Army. Four years later, Yuichiro feels his training is enough, but his bad attitude gets him suspended.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190025 +0000" stop="20260816192436 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human World - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yu is caught in the middle of a political fight between Guren and Kureto Hiragi. However, Yu's determined to take care of his family - new or old. He assures Guren that he's on his side no matter what, and turns to him for help in saving Mika.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192436 +0000" stop="20260816194846 +0000" channel="C1608.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World of Blood Legacy - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A deadly virus sweeps the earth, leaving behind only children and vampires. Yuichiro Hyakuya and the other orphans are captured by these vampires and are forced to provide them blood in order to survive. Fed up, they plan on an escape, but...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183514 +0000" stop="20260816191151 +0000" channel="C1609.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grim Grotto: Part Two - S03E04</title>
    <desc>With Sunny's fate hanging in the balance, Violet and Klaus race to find a life-saving antidote and learn the location of the Last Safe Place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184410 +0000" stop="20260816194025 +0000" channel="C1610.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sesame Street-O-Saurus - S43E14</title>
    <desc>Grover, Elmo and Rosita are imagining that they are paleontologists, scientists who dig through dirt and stones to find fossils. Chris explains that fossils are what are left of a plant or an animal that lived a long time ago. The first thing they find in the dirt is a colorful, metal soup ladle which Grover thinks is a bone from a dinosaur. Next, they find two clothespins that Grover believes came from dinosaurs as well. Chris breaks the news to them that these things are not fossils, because not everything old that is found in the dirt is a fossil. Grover is disappointed that they have zero fossils and that he won’t be able to build a dinosaur out of what they found. Elmo suggests that they build a dinosaur even without fossils. Chris adds that they can use what they found in the dirt to build a dinosaur model. First, they design a model. Elmo thinks the ladle looks like a dinosaur’s head, Rosita thinks the spring looks like a dinosaur’s tail, Grover thinks keys look like a dinosaur’s arms, the spoons and clothespins could be legs and feet, and the xylophone could be the dinosaur’s body. Then, they put it all together and create their very own dinosaur model. They decide to name it Barbara!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181029 +0000" stop="20260816185534 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An American Girl in Paris (2) - S06E20</title>
    <desc>After Petrovsky leaves Carrie behind for a second time in Paris, she begins to wonder if she's doomed to follow in Juliet's footsteps. Back in New York, Samantha's chemo treatments are killing her sex drive, and she tries to push Smith away in an attempt to cope with it. Hoping to adopt a baby, Charlotte and Harry host an expectant couple from North Carolina, with the intent of acquiring their unborn child.</desc>
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    <title>Sex and the City - S01E01</title>
    <desc>"It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... Why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?" - Carrie

At a birthday party for thirtysomething Miranda, Carrie and her friends vow to stop worrying about findng the perfect male and start having sex like men. Carrie experiments with an old flame and meets Mr. Big; Miranda warms up to Skipper; Samantha has a one night stand with a man Charlotte wouldn't sleep with on the first date.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192225 +0000" stop="20260816194738 +0000" channel="C1611.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Models and Mortals - S01E02</title>
    <desc>"Suddenly, I felt like I was wearing patchouli in a room full of Chanel." - Carrie

Miranda makes the mistake of going out with a "modelizer" (someone who's obsessed with models); Samantha chooses to go out with a modelizer and has her sexual encounter videotaped; Carrie experiments with Derek the Model and flirts with Mr. Big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184809 +0000" stop="20260816194339 +0000" channel="C1612.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jean struggles to find joy in motherhood. Between heated debates and a hot date with a grieving Maeve, can Otis perform? Jackson has an identity crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182557 +0000" stop="20260816191006 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ninth Time Around - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When Manchester experiences an earth tremor, Monica's waters break and she goes into labour. On the other side of Chatsworth, the same tremor knocks Frank off his bar stool and puts him in a coma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191006 +0000" stop="20260816195747 +0000" channel="C1613.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember Me - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Ian is assaulted, and left shaken and confused about his attacker's motive. When they strike again, Ian is hospitalised - and there's more bad news when he regains consciousness: he's got amnesia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182516 +0000" stop="20260816190753 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Jac - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Three of the sharks make a deal for an innovative Internet company, but before the deal can be sealed, a battle ensues and one of the sharks is ousted; a lifelong entrepreneur tries to get the sharks to invest in his latest fitness device.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190753 +0000" stop="20260816195030 +0000" channel="C1614.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Element Bars - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A young Chicago entrepreneur plays hardball with the sharks while seeking funding for an innovative Internet business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182121 +0000" stop="20260816190320 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Jaws Strikes Back - S2019E08</title>
    <desc>Neil Hammershlag and Enrico Gennari use a drone-towed seal decoy to study and capture harrowing and dramatic battles between sharks and seals in the waters off South Africa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190320 +0000" stop="20260816194514 +0000" channel="C1615.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extinct or Alive: The Lost Shark - S2019E09</title>
    <desc>Forrest Galante heads to the Maldives to find a supposedly extinct shark. Unidentified sharks in the area have led many to believe it's alive. He will dive into an untamed wilderness to answer once and for all is the Pondicherry extinct or alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180138 +0000" stop="20260816180838 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Intruder - S04E21</title>
    <desc>When the Farmer tasks Bitzer with ridding the Farm of a pesky Crow, Shaun comes up with an ingenious disguise to fool the intruder. However, the plan backfires when Bitzer is suspected of being the crazed Chicken thief of Mossybottom Farm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180838 +0000" stop="20260816181538 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitzer for the Day - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When the Farmer decides it's time he &amp; Bitzer head out for a bit of Man &amp; Dog time, Shaun seizes his chance to take charge. He soon discovers the job is not quite as easy as he first thought.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181538 +0000" stop="20260816182239 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bitzer's Secret - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The Farmer decides it's time to get fit - and calls on Bitzer to join him. Bitzer has other ideas and comes up with a secret plan to avoid putting in the hard work. Will his scheme catch up with him in the end?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182239 +0000" stop="20260816182939 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ping-Pong Poacher - S04E24</title>
    <desc>With the animals of Mossybottom Farm keenly watching 'Shaun Vs Bitzer' in the greatest table tennis match of all time, they fail to notice a hungry Fox who isn't keeping his eye on the ball at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182939 +0000" stop="20260816183639 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden Talents - S04E25</title>
    <desc>It's a quiet day and the Flock decide to entertain each other by performing their favourite party tricks. However, when the Farmer tries to join in, things get a little awkward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183639 +0000" stop="20260816184339 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picture Perfect - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Bitzer has completed all his chores and is at a bit of a loss. He's delighted when he discovers the Flock's barn needs a good tidy-up - until he comes across a wonky picture that just won't hang straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184339 +0000" stop="20260816185039 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Dump - S04E27</title>
    <desc>The Farmer decides to build a golf course on the farm to impress the local Squire. When the Flock discover they'll lose their beloved dump, they need to come up with an imaginative solution to try and save it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185039 +0000" stop="20260816185739 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck! - S04E28</title>
    <desc>When Shaun and the Flock discover that a pair of nesting Ducks has stolen their bedding to make a comfy new home up on top of Bitzer's kennel, the battle is on to set things straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185739 +0000" stop="20260816190439 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stare - S04E29</title>
    <desc>Bitzer gets his wish for some peace &amp; quiet when Shaun becomes hypnotised by Mowermouth the goat and finally stops bothering him. But with the whole Flock under the influence of Mowermouth's powerful gaze, Bitzer soon realises just how much he needs his old buddy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190439 +0000" stop="20260816191139 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fruit and Nuts - S04E30</title>
    <desc>Tired of eating grass, Shaun sets out to pinch one of the Farmer's prized apples only to have every attempt ruined by his constantly sneezing accomplice - a Sheep, who much to Shaun's frustration, has decided to be his new best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191139 +0000" stop="20260816191839 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Order - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When the farmer gets stuck in the Loo, Bitzer has to get vital supplies to him as a matter of urgency. His initial efforts end in failure and he drafts in Shaun and the gang to help out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191839 +0000" stop="20260816192537 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karma Farmer - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The Farmer is stressed out and has had enough of the farm and its inhabitants, so he transforms the farm into a hippy commune where work and chores are abolished.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192537 +0000" stop="20260816193235 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spoilsport - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Shaun persuades Bitzer to take part in his game of Cricket but Bitzer is more worried about the condition of the pitch than the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193235 +0000" stop="20260816193935 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baa-d Hair Day - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The flock don't recognise Shaun when he loses one his most distinctive features. His old pal Bitzer helps him track down the lost thatch, but not before Shaun becomes very attached to one of the chickens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193935 +0000" stop="20260816194635 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Farmer's Nephew - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Bitzer is left with a mountain of work when the farmer is rendered incapable. Enter the farmhand who is more interested in his mobile phone than getting the task done.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194635 +0000" stop="20260816195334 +0000" channel="C1617.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitter Bitzer - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The flock are off for a girls' night, leaving Bitzer to babysit Timmy. It's not long before the youngster makes clear who's in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180234 +0000" stop="20260816182430 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finders Keepers - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When two girls find stolen money, they are kidnapped, along with Mentor, by the thieves. Captain Marvel calls on Isis to help him rescue them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182430 +0000" stop="20260816184705 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sound of a Different Drummer - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Curtis is a black man who would rather play his violin than play baseball. "Whoever heard of a black violinist?" his friends exclaim. After pressure from the teammates to play baseball, Curtis runs away, and unknowingly ends up in the middle if a missile testing range. Moral: Treat others the same way you'd like others to treat you. If you give respect, you'll get it back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184705 +0000" stop="20260816190855 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Focus - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When two thieves think a young filmmaker named Jim may have caught their theft on film, they attempt to take his film from him. Jim does not want to turn the film over to the police, hoping to enter his film in a film festival and win. Captain Marvel and Isis team up to help Jim understand that winning at any cost is wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190855 +0000" stop="20260816193047 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Joyriders - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A young man must figure out what to do when his friends insist on stealing cars and going on joy rides. Moral: It's important to do what you know is right, and not get conned into doing something dumb just because somebody calls you names. It often takes more courage to do what's right than to go along with the crowd.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193047 +0000" stop="20260816195239 +0000" channel="C1618.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brothers - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Chad is a blind boy who is being overly-protected by his older brother, Danny. Chad feels so useless that he decides to run away, and when his brother goes after him, Danny gets bit by a rattlesnake. Chad gains self-confidence after he is able to make it back to Billy and Mentor for help and lead them back to Danny. Moral: Everyone needs a helping hand. People with problems or handicaps can get along almost as well as any of us. All they need is a chance to gain self-confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181656 +0000" stop="20260816184105 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ties That Bind - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Once they realize Entrapta is alive, Bow and Glimmer head to Dryl to rescue her. Light Hope sends Adora and Swift Wind to fix a First Ones installation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184105 +0000" stop="20260816190514 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signals - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The squad heads to Alwyn, the Rebellion’s breadbasket: It’s been out of contact, and there are rumors it’s haunted! Entrapta sneaks into Hordak’s lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190514 +0000" stop="20260816192923 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll With It - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adora and the princesses role-play plans for retaking a Horde fortress. With Scorpia in charge, the defenders face a challenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192923 +0000" stop="20260816195332 +0000" channel="C1619.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Out - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Catra, Entrapta and Scorpia head to the Northern Reach for First Ones tech. The squad follows with Sea Hawk, who’s having relationship problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181915 +0000" stop="20260816184145 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horde Prime Takes a Holiday - S01E18</title>
    <desc>When Horde Prime goes on a vacation, he tells Hordak to look after his ship, the Velvet Glove.  He-Man is concerned that Hordak will use the ship to attack Eternia, so he goes to Etheria to enlist She-Ra's help in the case of an attack.  Skeletor is also concerned that his old mentor will attack him, so he sets out to steal the ship for himself.  When Hordak tries to use the ship's freeze rays to freeze the Whispering Woods, She-Ra and He-Man set about stopping him, and chaos ensues as they fight to stop Hordak while Skeletor competes for control of the Velvet Glove!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184145 +0000" stop="20260816190415 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enchanted Castle - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adora tells the story of the time Mysticor was ruled by an evil queen named Mortella. She ruled the kingdom in terror and had captured Adora and Bow, who were then freed by an old woman. As Mortella fell from her throne, it was revealed that the old woman was actually Castaspella, Mysticor's true queen, who had been put under a terrible curse by Mortella.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190415 +0000" stop="20260816192645 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Courageous Hearts - S01E20</title>
    <desc>At Mysticor's Annual Trickster Competition, Shadow Weaver appears, disguised as a young girl. By tricking the Rebels with her assumed identity, she sends She-Ra into the 6th Dimension, a place from which no one has ever returned from. The only ones on hand to do the rescuing are Kowl, Madame Razz, and Broom and they must overcome their fears if they're ever going to see She-Ra and or their other friends again...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192645 +0000" stop="20260816194913 +0000" channel="C1620.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stone in the Sword - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The stone in Adora's sword is broken while she is She-Ra. Once the stone is broken she is changed back into Adora. She has to figure out how to get to Light Hope without Swift Wind.
Mean while, Hordak has captured Bow.</desc>
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    <title>Breakpoint - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While the Strike Team puts the finishing touches on the money train take down, Vic goes it alone and works with Dutch and Claudette to find a missing kid. David gets an unwanted visit from the Chief and Julien receives an unpleasant surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184827 +0000" stop="20260816193813 +0000" channel="C1622.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dominoes Falling - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When a gang execution hits close to home for Claudette, Vic, Tavon, and Dutch work together to find the culprit before anyone else gets hurt.  Shane, Lemonhead, and Ronnie are forced to choose between hitting the money train without Vic or letting it go.  Meanwhile, Danny receives some life changing news and Julien's harassment reaches a whole new level.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181107 +0000" stop="20260816183115 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chicken Ship - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Marc runs into some bad weather that takes a toll on an exposed, custom-built hot rod. Jarrett just barely squeezes three chicken coops into his trailer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183115 +0000" stop="20260816185122 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mud Bug Boogie - S02E07</title>
    <desc>"Big Rig" Marc hits a violent hailstorm while transporting an enormous trolley bus that might just be over the height limit. Jennifer fights the scorching summer sun while she races to get 400 lbs. of live crawfish on ice to a restaurant opening in Austin, Texas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185122 +0000" stop="20260816191131 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not with a Whimper but a Bang - S02E08</title>
    <desc>"The Hotshot Couple" catch a bad flu en route to the pickup of a state-of-the-art nuclear bomb shelter and Chris butts heads with the seller on the loading of the oversized bunker. Jarrett wins his most expensive load of his career--an Indy 500 racecar. But Jarrett s big payday on the $675,000 car will only happen if he makes it across country in four days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191131 +0000" stop="20260816193144 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planes, Pains, and a Spire of Flames - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jennifer troubleshoots the biggest load of her career--a Mini Max Airplane--that tests her patience. Marc doesn t have a minute to spare or he ll suffer huge consequences with this high dollar load.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193144 +0000" stop="20260816195148 +0000" channel="C1623.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flux Capacity - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Roy's truck comes to a screeching halt when it breaks down for the last time while Jarrett delivers a $150,000 restored Delorean to a nit-picking customer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180545 +0000" stop="20260816183415 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Server Space - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gavin’s interference causes Pied Piper to struggle with securing their expansion, while a nosy neighbor puts the guys at risk. Gilfoyle takes on the task of building servers, and an overstressed Richard reluctantly takes in Jared as a roommate. Big Head’s management skills are questioned, and Nucleus’ debut zeroes in on a big event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183415 +0000" stop="20260816190247 +0000" channel="C1624.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homicide - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Monica encourages the guys to pounce on a livestream opportunity, Erlich reconnects with his old mentee, Double-A, an energy drink billionaire, but Richard finds out their friendship isn’t quite what Erlich thinks. After learning that the livestream might hit a snag, Gilfoyle and Dinesh brainstorm their options. Jared encourages a friendship between Carla and Monica.</desc>
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    <desc>With the Pied Piper team fielding job offers and Russ distracted by financial news, Richard faces the prospect of either merging with a nemesis or folding. Gavin attempts to turn Nucleus’ failure into a success. Dinesh tries his hand at wooing a woman online. After Gilfoyle suggests a risky move, Richard reaches out to an unconventional client.</desc>
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    <desc>When Richard takes pity on a competitor, he accidentally sparks a feud that finds him paranoid about security. Jared exaggerates Pied Piper’s size to get results. Facing pressure from board members, Gavin looks to place responsibility elsewhere.</desc>
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    <title>Second Best - S04E24</title>
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    <desc>The mob programs the machines of the planet Automata to produce fearsome copies of Sky-Shadow. The twins work franticly to produce a counter-weapon, the Fighting Hawks.  Will the Fighting Hawks save Limbo from Mon-Star's mass-produced mayhem?</desc>
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    <desc>The Mob takes over Bedlama, kidnapping Governor Xandor and replacing him with Mo-Lec-U-Lar and arming it with tanks and missiles enough to defeat the Silverhawks and conquer the galaxy of Limbo. Can the SilverHawks save Xandor and free Bedlama from the Mob's tyranny?</desc>
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    <desc>In another attempt to destroy the SilverHawks, the Mob makes clones of them.</desc>
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    <desc>To help Mon-Star, Yess-Man joins him in the transformation chamber but, the effects of the Moonstar of Limbo have an adverse affect on Yess-Man's personality as he tries to take over the Mob. After, Mon-Star takes care of the bandits trying to start a rival mob, Timestopper comes and lets Mon-Star know what's going on. Mon-Star promptly goes and confronts Yess-Man and puts him back in his proper place.</desc>
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    <title>Large Marge - S14E04</title>
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    <desc>When someone attempts to murder Homer, Sideshow Bob is released to help him track down a potential assassin.</desc>
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    <desc>After Skinner once again has let Mrs. Krabappel down, Bart nominates her for Teacher of the Year. When the nomination is accepted, Skinner tries to get back Krabappel by asking her to marry him.</desc>
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    <desc>Whelan has a date with a weatherman while Berkezchuk thinks there is something odd about her husband's attempts to reconcile.</desc>
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    <desc>A battered wife hesitates to press charges, but her lawyer husband has no qualms doing so. Whelan doesn't want her new boyfriend to find out she is a cop. Later she finds out he has a secret of his own.</desc>
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    <desc>Berkezchuk moves in with Stanton who has been accused of using excessive force and faces a hearing.</desc>
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    <desc>Stanton starts to resent Whelan while Schiller gives Sarah some good advice on handling Kelly who has just gotten the results of his sergeant's examination.</desc>
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    <title>An Open Book - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jean Louise McArthur aka "Vivica St. John"
September 9, 1957 - February 17, 2001
David is trying to fill the void his father left in more than the business. He wants to become deacon at the family church, but Keith is having a problem with it. Ruth has a difficult time with a group of mourners for a porn star. But she and Claire try to have more bonding time and visit their cousins. Nate has dinner with Brenda's parents, psychiatrists Bernard and Margaret, without Brenda. He also meets her brother Billy in an unorthodox manner.</desc>
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    <title>Return of Deathprobe (1) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A new, deadlier Venus probe is tested in a desolate area as a demonstration for Steve and Oscar, but a threat to Oscar to either hand over nuclear weaponry or see the probe set loose on the public forces Steve to find a way to stop the probe, even though it outmatches him in many ways.</desc>
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    <desc>When all physical assaults fail against the new Venus probe, Steve succeeds in tricking it into falling into a pit. However, when it starts drilling towards a city, Steve has a bigger problem than before.</desc>
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    <title>Gillian of the Spirits - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A lightning bolt strikes the vortex during a slide, damaging the timer and trapping Quinn on the astral plane. Now the Sliders are stranded on a world with 1950s technology and Quinn can not be seen by the others. He tries to get the help from the only one who can see or hear him, a girl that has a history of hearing voices.</desc>
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    <desc>On a world where everything west of the Mississippi is part of the Nation of Texas, corporate lawyers carry gunslinging ways of the Old West. After Quinn gets mixed up in a showdown, he gains the reputation for fastest draw in San Francisco and tries to prevent the hostile takeover of a family-owned computer company.</desc>
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    <title>Good Ol' Lou - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Ted is motivated to get the family into shape when an obese coworker loses a record amount of weight.</desc>
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    <title>Like Father, Like Son - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Jamie tries out for the Pee Wee football team.</desc>
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    <desc>A vaudeville actor becomes convinced Vicki is his long-lost daughter.</desc>
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    <desc>Jamie attempts to educate his dad in the ways of love.</desc>
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    <desc>Ted must break it to his father that Vicki is a robot.</desc>
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    <title>Accelerate - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Lana is haunted by the ghost of a dead friend, Emily, but the "spirit" has connections to Lionel Luthor, who is also scheming to get control of the Indian caves and "help" Lex with his wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Get a Job - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Floyd tells the kids to get a job, Yvette heads for a clothing store at the mall, while T.J. and Marcus set up a ""Homework Hotline,"" but they all encounter problems they hadn't imagined.</desc>
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    <title>A Date With Destiny - S03E10</title>
    <desc>T.J. lands a gig as a dancer in a music video by Destiny's Child and gets an offer to tour with them for a year, but his dad isn't so sure about the idea.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Break Up Not to Make Up - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Marcus and his girlfriend Dana break up, prompting her to ask Mo to intervene. Meanwhile, T.J. faces gym class - and the locker room - for the first time.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Diary of a Mad Schoolgirl - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Computer snooping helps Marcus woo T.J.'s study partner.</desc>
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    <title>Nobody Smurf - S07E27</title>
    <desc>Nobody Smurf tries his best to be somebody.</desc>
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    <desc>Scruple becomes a great wizard using Gargamel's book, a little too great when he freezes the entire forest.</desc>
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    <desc>Clumsy gets trapped in a rubber tree sap drop.</desc>
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    <desc>Hey, if the Smurfs can have a female counterpart, why can't Clockwork have a female companion too? That's exactly what Handy makes.</desc>
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    <desc>Brainy turns into a weresmurf due to a wolfbane scratch.</desc>
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    <desc>While everyone is acting like Brainy Smurf, it's up to Slouchy to take care of the village.</desc>
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    <title>The Shady Shadow - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dr. Strangesnork creates a machine that steals people's shadows and makes them his slaves. Of course, Willie gets caught in the machine and his shadow is used against him. And the Shadow causes trouble for Snorkland and gets Willie blamed. Willis discovers that his shadow has been causing trouble, but no one believes him.</desc>
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    <title>Tooter Loves Tadah - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Tooter meets another tooting snork named Tadah and tries everything to get her to notice him. If only they can get her away from Tubah, the bully. Galeo creates an invention that magnifies his tooter that really blows Tubah out of the water! Tadah leaves with Tubah because of this. When a Clam Cruncher pursues them, Tubah loses out. Tooter makes contact with it and makes it go away.</desc>
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    <title>Daffney's Ransom - S03E13</title>
    <desc>The Snorks find a rare Neptunian plant and Bigweed wants it. He kidnaps Daffney and hold her for ransom. It seems that Daffney is giving them a hard time with her ways. Bigweed begs Corky and Jo-Jo to take Daffney back!</desc>
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    <title>Salmon Chanted Evening - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Junior finds a treasure map and recruits Casey, Daffney and Tooter to help him find it. They meet a salmon named Wilbur who is ridiculed for being too puny to swim upstream with the other salmon. The only obstacle they face is a big bear who wants to eat them. The Snorks save him and take Wilbur to the top of the river with the other salmon. The big bear catches them, but Wilbur and the Snorks get him back big time. Wilbur repays them by helping them find the golden castle. Onlt it's a golden castle hamburger joint!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <desc>Bigweed and Little Seaweed disguise themselves as Corky and All-Star and poison the berries. The real Corky brings the Snorks to pick berries. When Casey eats on the berries, she gets an addictive yearning for them. Soon, the Snorks are getting addicted to the berries except Corky. The Snorks get so silly and stoned that they forget their responsibilities. Corky then finds out that Bigweed has kidnapped them all and Corky gets back at him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Casey in Sandland - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Casey finds herself in Sandland with a ruler that looks just like her. They switch places to see how the other half lives. Her magician, Morlock, wants to take over the kingdom. Sandy then finds out that her people suffer the plight of the King.</desc>
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    <title>My Story, My Path - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Sakaki visits Shirayuki on behalf of Prince Raj to inform her that she now dons the official title of "friend of the crown" of Tanbarun. Zen and Shirayuki share their feelings with one another.</desc>
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    <desc>Prince Raj wants to make Shirayuki his concubine because of her red hair, so she leaves her home in Tanbarun and ends up with a fateful encounter.</desc>
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    <title>Following the Sound of Your Heart - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Shirayuki goes to a mountain in search of medicinal herbs and has a run-in with a dangerous stranger. Will she be able to escape his clutches?</desc>
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    <title>Shining Time of Promise - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Shirayuki continues her studies, Zen overworks himself and discovers that not everyone approves of his relationship with Shirayuki.</desc>
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    <title>Projects Boy - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Franklin is forced back out onto the street while Veronique and Cassandra pursue his stolen money. Leon and Big D clash. Teddy starts hunting his KGB counterpart.</desc>
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    <desc>Franklin confronts Teddy's father. Leon solidifies control of the projects.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2.4 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Corinne is frustrated by Tim's nervousness and endless interruptions on her wedding night.  Mary tells Burt she wants to go to school.  Chester collapses.</desc>
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    <desc>Danny decides to kill Elaine with Kindness. Jodie proposes to Carol and swears off men. Mrs. Flotsky summons Tim and Corrine to her deathbed. Sally comes on to Danny, then Burt. Jessica authorizes Chester's Brain surgury.</desc>
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    <desc>Tim and Corinne move in with the Tates.  Mary's professor makes a pass at her.  Elaine begins to warm to the Campbells.  Chester comes out of his brain surgery very confused.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 2.7 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Carol's father objects to Carol and Jodie's marriage.  Elaine opens up to Danny.  Jessica, Mary, Corinne, and Eunice commiserate.  Sally tells Burt she's in love with him.</desc>
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    <title>Eggman's Brother - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Steve Eggman comes to town, claiming to be Eggman's long lost brother. He wants to fight for good alongside Sonic and the gang.</desc>
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    <title>Do Not Disturb - S02E25</title>
    <desc>An endangered species wanders into Sonic's shack. He can't move the ugly, smelly animal because of a series of government regulations.</desc>
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    <title>Robots from the Sky (1) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Mighton and Bolt, two robots from a City in the Clouds, think Sonic and his friends are evil because they are destroying Eggman's robots.</desc>
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    <title>Robots from the Sky (2) - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Robots all over the planet have become evil. Sonic and Tails travel to the City in the Clouds to seek help.</desc>
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    <title>Robots from the Sky (3) - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Sonic and Tails discover that the City in the Clouds is under the control of evil robots, and it might be Tails' fault.</desc>
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    <title>Robots from the Sky (4) - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Tails' creation Hypno-bot teams up with Eggman to conquer the world, so Team Sonic teams up with their robot duplicates to defeat Hypno-bot and his army.</desc>
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    <title>Flea-ing from Trouble - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The gang learns that sometimes the fiercest things come in the smallest packages when Eggman attacks with his tiniest robot yet.</desc>
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    <title>Lightning Bowler Society - S02E31</title>
    <desc>The Lightning Bolts threaten to steal Sonic and the gang’s’ fan base after an intense bowling match.</desc>
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    <title>Planes, Trains and Dude-Mobiles - S02E32</title>
    <desc>The guys are stoked to find out their band, Dude-itude, has booked its first road gig, so they hit the road in their new decked-out van.</desc>
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    <title>The Volcanic Venture - S02E22</title>
    <desc>With Eggman under the Volcano Sonic, Rouge, Knuckles, Tails and Chris follow him. But is there something hidden from the world there?</desc>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S02E23</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that Earth and Mobius are merging.  If they join together completely, then time will stop forever.  It is decided that Sonic and co. must return home through chaos control.  This upsets Chris, who runs off to confront Eggman thinking it is one of his tricks to get rid of Sonic.</desc>
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    <title>Running Out of Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>This episode tells of what happens before Sonic &amp; co. leave for home. Everyone is sad that they'll leave, especially Chris. There are many flashbacks to the first two episodes until they leave. Eggman, Cream, Amy, and Knuckles leave, but at the last second, Chris shuts the portal to Sonic's world, leaving Sonic trapped on Earth.  So begins the (not so) long journey of Chris and Sonic...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191302 +0000" stop="20260816193406 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends 'Til the End - S02E25</title>
    <desc>After Chris stops him from going home, Sonic goes on a long journey with Chris, who decides to run away. However, his parents want him back and they soon go looking for him. Will Nelson and Linsey find Chris or has he run away forever?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193406 +0000" stop="20260816195434 +0000" channel="C1643.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Start - S02E26</title>
    <desc>All the animals (except Sonic) are now back at their original world. Amy is having dinner with Cream and Cream's mom at their house, and Knuckles and Rouge are talking in the woods. Suddenly, Eggman hatches a plan, and Tails gets in his plane to stop him. Tails, is almost beaten, but luckily an old friend, Sonic, as Super Sonic, has finally returned, and pops in, saves him and beats Eggman. Meanwhile in Chris' world years have passed. Chris is now a adult. Suddenly he starts remembering all the fun, and the struggles he had with Sonic as a kid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180527 +0000" stop="20260816184804 +0000" channel="C1644.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dorylus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>SAMCRO encounters an unlikely foe when a piece of their business goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184804 +0000" stop="20260816193028 +0000" channel="C1644.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Una Venta - S04E04</title>
    <desc>SAMCRO makes a run to set up a new business venture while Gemma makes a new ally in Charming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183859 +0000" stop="20260816193541 +0000" channel="C1645.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>College - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tony takes Meadow to Maine on a college tour.  While there, Tony stumbles across an ex-mobster who went into the witness protection program after ratting out several of Tony's old comrades. Tony and the mobster begin stalking each other while Tony does his best to hide his activities from his daughter.
Carmela receives a visit from Father Phil and the two have a close encounter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182304 +0000" stop="20260816184641 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Medusa's Revival! A Spider and Snake's Fateful Reunion? - S01E29</title>
    <desc>When a stray dog finds a snake amidst some garbage, the snake enters the dog. When a little girl named Rachel then finds the dog, the snake enters Rachel. Rachel’s mother notices her daughter acting strange all evening, and that night, she wakes up to find Rachel at her bedside staring at her with an evil eye. This causes Rachel’s mother to scream and wake up Rachel’s father, but Rachel is now crying on their bed, talking about some scary snake in a nightmare. The father lets Rachel sleep with them, and the next morning, she appears back to normal. When a spider suddenly appears in the kitchen though, Rachel crushes it with her hand and comments on how Arachne already noticed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184641 +0000" stop="20260816191019 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Hot Runaway Express – A Magic Tool Left Behind by the Great Wizard? - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Death the Kid, Liz, and Patti have arrived in the Sahara Desert to go after a special train that has run without stopping for 100 years. It does so through a demon tool that Arachnophobia is now after, and their job is to prevent this and recover it themselves. When they arrive at a train station in the middle of the desert, there is already someone there, but this person doesn’t say anything to Kid or the girls. The train soon arrives on time, however the way it arrives is by bursting out the sand. An agent of Arachnophobia named Fisher King immediately grabs onto it and gets on, and Kid is further surprised when the other person at the station - Mizune - suddenly cancels her Soul Protect and flies after the train.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191019 +0000" stop="20260816193356 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drying Happiness! Whose Tears Sparkle in the Moonlight? - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Everyone has been nice to Crona since she came to Shibusen, and this is especially apparent during a party one night. Kid is supportive of Crona proceeding at her own pace, and Black*Star promises to beat up anyone who bullies her. Since Crona isn’t sure why everyone is being so kind, Maka explains that it’s natural since they’re all friends. These warm feelings stay with Crona until she leaves the party to go home, and that’s when Medusa appears. Despite Medusa’s small body and seemingly gentle nature, Crona is deathly afraid of the witch. Medusa claims that she came to see Crona and was very worried, but what she wants Crona to do now is to spy for her in Shibusen and to find a secret vault. Crona doesn’t want to betray her new friends and new home, but Medusa uses her status as Crona’s mother to coerce Crona to do it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193356 +0000" stop="20260816195733 +0000" channel="C1646.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legend of the Holy Sword 3 – The Academy Gang Leader's Tale? - S01E32</title>
    <desc>A Shibusen student named Hiro who is often taken advantage of by other students has discovered Excalibur’s book and envisions himself as a hero, so he goes and retrieves the legendary sword. When Black*Star arrives at school the next day, he finds Hiro beating up on other students, and with Hiro is Excalibur. Excalibur is still his long-winded and annoying self, but Hiro can actually tolerate him and his list of 1000 things. Black*Star, however, cannot, and soon feels the urge to kill Excalibur. Both Kid and another student named Kilik want to participate as well, but none of their attacks hit, and Hiro and Excalibur defeat all three with a single move. As a result of all this, Hiro finally feels respected, and he has no trouble following Excalibur’s list of 1000 things that he has to do, such as participating in a daily 5 hour recitation and always praising Excalibur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180128 +0000" stop="20260816182249 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over Logging - S12E06</title>
    <desc>The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182249 +0000" stop="20260816184409 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Fun Time - S12E07</title>
    <desc>While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184409 +0000" stop="20260816190625 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The China Probrem - S12E08</title>
    <desc>After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190625 +0000" stop="20260816192840 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breast Cancer Show Ever - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192840 +0000" stop="20260816195056 +0000" channel="C1647.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandemic (1) - S12E10</title>
    <desc>The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180955 +0000" stop="20260816182119 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joshua - S04E25</title>
    <desc>A parody of corporate videos with a brief appearance at the end of two winners of a haiku contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182119 +0000" stop="20260816183247 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terminal - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost announces he is dying and begins to look for someone to replace him. To confirm the grim prognosis, Dr. Drew Pinsky appears on the show. Zorak becomes excited and begins playing New Orleans jazz, which gets him zapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183247 +0000" stop="20260816184517 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toast - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After Space Ghost declares his love for Merill Markoe, he receives advice from Adam Corolla. Knowing Space Ghost is smitten, Zorak begins to do everything in his power to win Merrill Markoe as his own, leading to a battle between the two.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184517 +0000" stop="20260816185732 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lawsuit - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost is the target of a lawsuit filed against him by former co-stars Jan and Jace. The twins employ the services of the infamous Dr. Nightmare to represent their case. Space Ghost acquires attorney Greta Van Susteren.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185732 +0000" stop="20260816190917 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cahill - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A vicious storm on Ghost Planet has Space Ghost scared silly.  (Note: The episode's name comes from the show's editor, Michael Cahill)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190917 +0000" stop="20260816192100 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warren - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost grows angry upon learning that he has been 'imposternated' on Warren's television program, so he goes with Moltar and Zorak to confront him. Warren is actually a very bitter bush.  We then meet an evil replica of Space Ghost, or is it Gary Owens...

Note: The premiere airing was an extended edit in which the same events played out three times in a row, running for 35 minutes without commercial breaks. The shorter, 12 minute version was first aired on September 6, 1998. The longer version was later released on "The 1998 Episodes" DVD.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192100 +0000" stop="20260816193326 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warren (Short Version) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Space Ghost grows angry upon learning that he has been 'imposternated' on Warren's television program, so he goes with Moltar and Zorak to confront him. Warren is actually a very bitter bush.  We then meet an evil replica of Space Ghost, or is it Gary Owens...(this is the short version, which does not loop 3 times)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193326 +0000" stop="20260816194503 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chinatown - S05E07</title>
    <desc>This one starts out with the credits running early. There is a dog for a director, and Zorak plays the organ bag. Space Ghost blasts him. Moltar is at the ballpark, and there is talk about ""ra for Re"" (The Sun God?), and a guy named Roger is mentioned. Space Ghost interrupts Tyra because Zorak messed up the note cards. Zorak sings a crime song, and talks about hot chicks. We then find out that Moltar is at a foreign ballgame. The dog is in the ship, where there is loud music. They take the dog and trade for Moltar, and the crowd hoorays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194503 +0000" stop="20260816195657 +0000" channel="C1648.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rio Ghosto - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Pursuing a movie career, Space Ghost seeks advice from the director of 'Mall Rats,' Kevin Smith, and actor Ben Stiller. Hollywood director Jim Jarmusch also makes an appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180106 +0000" stop="20260816182530 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Change - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tim is fired after taking his diappointment in The Phantom Menace out on a young customer. Meanwhile, Daisy struggles to claim her dole money from the job centre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182530 +0000" stop="20260816184952 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mettle - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sinister sabotage seriously threatens Mike and Tim's chances of winning Robot Wars, while Daisy gets a job in Hell's Kitchen and Brian faces the terrifying prospect of an exhibition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184952 +0000" stop="20260816191448 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Tim faces a race against time when Daisy accidentally jeopardises his career. Elsewhere, Daisy and Marsha decide to get fit, and Brian decides to tell his mother the truth about his chosen career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191448 +0000" stop="20260816193932 +0000" channel="C1649.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A night on the town for Tim and Daisy turns into a fight for survival as the dynamic duo come face to face with an old enemy (not to mention a few new ones).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183441 +0000" stop="20260816192844 +0000" channel="C1650.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Them All - S01E13</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Spartacus enlists the help of an accomplice in order to get his revenge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180850 +0000" stop="20260816183305 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Flower - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Oso receives a special assignment while practicing walking in space. He helps a girl, Molly, plant marigold flowers in her garden. Can they complete the assignment before Molly's mother comes home from the store?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183305 +0000" stop="20260816185720 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say No Brushing Again - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Oso takes a break from his training mission to help a boy, Danny, brush his teeth. Can Oso help Danny keep his teeth clean so his mother can read his new bedtime story book?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185720 +0000" stop="20260816192135 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl With the Golden Book - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While doing one of his training missions, Oso gets a special alert. A girl named Samantha has a torn storybook and its up to Oso to help repair it. Can he help her put it back together before her mother finishes giving her baby brother a bath?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192135 +0000" stop="20260816194549 +0000" channel="C1651.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live and Jump Rope - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Oso practices jumping laser beams, Paw Pilot calls in a special alert. He helps a girl, Abby, learn how to jump rope. Will she and Oso be able to jump rope before her friend comes over for a playdate?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180224 +0000" stop="20260816182534 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Selection - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Peter Parker and Spider-Man both must learn to own their choices when decisions made by Dr. Curt Connors transforms Pete's mentor into The Lizard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182534 +0000" stop="20260816184742 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Market Forces - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While Peter Parker resists taking on the responsibility of helping Aunt May pay the bills, Montana the Big Man's Enforcer - becomes the stunning Shocker to fulfill his responsibility: eliminating the Spectacular Spider-Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184742 +0000" stop="20260816191101 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Competition - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Peter Parker and Harry Osborn try out for the football team -- and become a bit obsessed with going for the glory. Flint Marko, newly transformed into the Sandman, is out for glory too -- at the expense of our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191101 +0000" stop="20260816193409 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Invisible Hand - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Peter Parker struggles to find a date and pay for the Fall Formal, while the Rhino, a new villain created by the Big Man, seeks revenge on Spider-Man. Spidey takes the fight to the Big Man, who has been secretly orchestrating the attacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193409 +0000" stop="20260816195718 +0000" channel="C1652.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catalysts - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson go to the Midtown High Fall Formal. Meanwhile, Norman Osborn conducts a new experiment on himself, thus becoming the Green Goblin. Then, Green Goblin tries to take down L. Thompson Lincoln.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180857 +0000" stop="20260816181948 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spider-Man Meets Doctor Noah Boddy - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A scientist, Dr. Noah Boddy, renders himself invisible by means of a machine, then acts to avenge himself upon Jameson, who publically maligned his theory of invisibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181948 +0000" stop="20260816183039 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fantastic Fakir - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Spiderman battles an Arabian jewel thief, whose magical flute induces animals into attacking Spidey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183039 +0000" stop="20260816184131 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Flying Dutchman - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Reports of a legendary, flying ghost ship, the Flying Dutchman, being sighted near Smuggler's Cove summon Spidey to the area, where his investigation into the phantom ship's appearance leads him to a cave in which he finds his sworn adversary, Mysterio, plotting with a pair of thugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184131 +0000" stop="20260816185225 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farewell Performance - S01E24</title>
    <desc>When a Jekyll-and-Hyde poster comes to life at   the soon-to-be-demolished Castle Theatre, Spidey visits the theatre and encounters a mischievous Blackwell the Magician, who is trying to attract public attention to the theatre in hope of preventing its demolition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185225 +0000" stop="20260816190315 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Rhino - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Spiderman's old enemy, the rampaging Rhino, is stealing gold bullion to mold an auric likeness of himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190315 +0000" stop="20260816191408 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blueprint for Crime - S01E26</title>
    <desc>A bald-headed mastermind named the Plotter employs two ridiculous criminals, Cowboy and Ox, to steal a blueprint to a missile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191408 +0000" stop="20260816192459 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spider and the Fly - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Spidey chases the culprit in an attempted theft of jewels from a countess and is surprised to find that his opponent, dressed in a black "Human Fly" costume, also has the ability to scale walls and can cross thin wires between buildings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192459 +0000" stop="20260816193551 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slippery Doctor Von Schlick - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Oil is being stolen in huge quantities by Dr. Von Schlick, a chemist villain garbed in a rubber, non-stick suit and armed with petroleum-based bubbles that he fires from his fingers to envelope Spidey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193551 +0000" stop="20260816194643 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vulture's Prey - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The nefarious Vulture traps Jameson inside of a tower-clock and uses the well-informed Daily Bugle publisher as a source of information on the whereabouts of a visiting diamond merchant and the testing of military equipment- two prospective heists for the greedy bird-man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194643 +0000" stop="20260816195734 +0000" channel="C1653.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Terrors - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Life-like and substantial shadows of beasts are projected in various locations in New York City by the Phantom's new Shadow-Scope glasses to cause panic and enable the Phantom to effect unconstrained bank and jewelry store robberies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181444 +0000" stop="20260816183740 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrath of the Sub-Mariner - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Upon calling a truce with crime lords Silvermane, Hammerhead and Caesar Cicero, the Kingpin shows them a powerful acid developed by Dr. Everett to unite the crime lords in a plot to pull off crimes. The subsequent chemical waste from the new chemical is illegally dumping into the water, causing sickness to Sub-Mariner's cousin, Namorita. He takes her to the nearest doctor Dr. Donald Blake, then begins to wreak havoc on the surface world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183740 +0000" stop="20260816190031 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Kingpin - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Kingpin is able to trick Spider-Man into committing a series of crimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190031 +0000" stop="20260816192324 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under the Wizard's Spell - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Wizard invites Medusa to New York City, where he forces her to steal an electronic device from a military base.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192324 +0000" stop="20260816194615 +0000" channel="C1654.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble, Bubble, Oil and Trouble - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Doctor Octopus commits various mysterious crimes in an effort to upgrade his mechanical arms and steal the world's oil supply.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180430 +0000" stop="20260816182806 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spider-Man Unmasked! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Sandman learns that Spider-Man is Peter Parker. Bobby and Angelica figure out how to make his identity a secret again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182806 +0000" stop="20260816185143 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bride of Dracula! - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Firestar is kidnapped by Dracula. Spider-Man and Iceman go to Transylvania to rescue her, fighting both Wolfman and the Frankenstein monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185143 +0000" stop="20260816191525 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Education of a Superhero - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Videoman merges with a game addict, who decides to be a superhero while the Gamesman seeks world domination by electronically hypnotizing the public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191525 +0000" stop="20260816193907 +0000" channel="C1655.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Attack of the Arachnoid - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the Spider-Friends thwart the Scorpion, a chemical scientist named Zoltan Amadeus recreates Spider-Man's powers with a spider serum. He frames Spider-Man for his crimes. (Daredevil (Matt Murdock) guest stars as Spider-Man's lawyer). When Spider-Man ends up on Rikers Island, the Scorpion stages a jailbreak to take out Spider-Man, but is defeated. After Zoltan mutates into the Arachnoid, Iceman and Firestar cleared Spider-Man's name and are given the antidote to return Zoltan to normal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180047 +0000" stop="20260816182225 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Office and a Gentleman - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Caitlin makes plans with the City Hall Santa without knowing what he looks like.  Stuart wrestles with his feelings when he realizes that he's in love with Michelle.  And Charlie must decide which staff member is most deserving of a nice new office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182225 +0000" stop="20260816184404 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Mother, Where Art Thou? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Caitlin finds love with an older man, Tom -- whose daughter, Tracy, flirts with Charlie.  Meanwhile the Mayor is depressed by the anniversary of his mother's death, but Carter introduces him to a woman, Christine, who cheers him up in more ways than one.  Later, though, Carter reveals that Christine is the receiver of the Mayor's mother's donor heart, potentially threatening their relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184404 +0000" stop="20260816190546 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rags to Riches - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Caitlin surprises Charlie on his birthday by inviting his father, Ray, for a visit. What no one knows is that Ray is a con man who abandoned Charlie as a child, and who's about to con his way through City Hall as well. Meanwhile, Paul makes every effort to comfort Carter about Rags, who has passed into the great doggy beyond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190546 +0000" stop="20260816192729 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex, Lies and Video Date - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The Mayor's niece, Stephanie, pays a visit to City Hall and flirts with Charlie, who reciprocates - until he finds out who she is. Somewhat later he and Caitlin are caught in a compromising position in the Mayor's bedroom, trying to cover up for Stephanie's wild ways. Meanwhile, Mayor Winston and Carter get trapped in a car for hours, leading Carter to vow to give up his materialistic ways if they are saved, and Paul becomes a contestant on the popular dating show, "Blind Date."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192729 +0000" stop="20260816194856 +0000" channel="C1656.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyes Wide Open - S06E16</title>
    <desc>When Carter is unexpectedly called to a late-night meeting, Charlie's left in charge of entertaining Spencer, a 16-year-old boy whom Carter sponsors through the "Big Brother" program. Having already had a date planned, Charlie has no choice but to bring Spencer along for the ride. Meanwhile, the Mayor is racked with guilt which is causing him insomnia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180628 +0000" stop="20260816183122 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Arthur Daley has to bow out of Thatcher's service because he's just not sleazy enough. Jim Callaghan shows the best way to grow your money, while the Shadow Cabinet break into Number 10 and the Queen Mother buys a new titfer (hat).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183122 +0000" stop="20260816185655 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson (Fergie), try to sort out their wedding plans, while a brand new song about holding chickens aloft gets it's first airing.


The Who discover that they are no longer the voice of urban youth, and Prince Charles meets up with a cheeky Cockney chappie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185655 +0000" stop="20260816192152 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ian Paisley indulges in a bit of shouting while Larry gives Johnny advice on ducks. 


A political dinosaur ponders wistfully on the lack of values in modern-day society.


Frank Muir threatens to strangle Denis Norden again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192152 +0000" stop="20260816194704 +0000" channel="C1657.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>President Botha gives his country The Facts as he sees them, while some unsuspecting Mormons pay a visit to Cliff Richard's house.


Barry Norman discovers that Meryl Streep is actually Dustin Hoffman, who wants to be both the greatest actor and greatest actress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180712 +0000" stop="20260816183101 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can You Spare a Dime? - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Fed up with Mr. Krabs insults, Squidward quits his job - but has a hard time finding a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183101 +0000" stop="20260816185439 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Weenies Allowed - S03E11</title>
    <desc>SpongeBob has to prove that he's tough so he can get into the Salty Spitoon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185439 +0000" stop="20260816191904 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squilliam Returns - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Squidward's arch nemesis, Squilliam, returns to harass Squidward on his failed life since high school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191904 +0000" stop="20260816194328 +0000" channel="C1658.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Algae's Always Greener - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Plankton has a new invention that allows him to switch lives with Mr. Krabs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180847 +0000" stop="20260816182014 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lipstick on a Squid - S10E01</title>
    <desc>The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182014 +0000" stop="20260816183131 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southern Pride and Prejudice - S10E02</title>
    <desc>Early unwittingly wraps himself in the symbol of his own oppression.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183131 +0000" stop="20260816184243 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trackwood Race-ist - S10E03</title>
    <desc>Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184243 +0000" stop="20260816185404 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peep - S10E04</title>
    <desc>Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185404 +0000" stop="20260816190516 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vicki - S10E05</title>
    <desc>Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190516 +0000" stop="20260816191629 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cephalo-ectomy - S10E06</title>
    <desc>You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191629 +0000" stop="20260816192736 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greener Pastor - S10E07</title>
    <desc>A new pastor comes to Dougal County.

Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192736 +0000" stop="20260816193855 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squash B'gosh - S10E08</title>
    <desc>A grave robbery takes place and sparks the apocalypse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193855 +0000" stop="20260816195020 +0000" channel="C1659.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanks-Taking - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180131 +0000" stop="20260816185204 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Catspaw - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When a landing party disappears and one man is beamed up dead, Kirk and Spock investigate and meet a pair of aliens who seem capable of performing magic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185204 +0000" stop="20260816194234 +0000" channel="C1660.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Mudd - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The Enterprise is taken over by a group of androids who are working for Kirk's old nemesis, Harry Mudd.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181734 +0000" stop="20260816184146 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Farthest Star - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In orbit around a dead star, the Enterprise comes across a huge starship inhabited by a parasitic life form that threatens the entire ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184146 +0000" stop="20260816190557 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yesteryear - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While on an away mission in the Guardian of Forever, Spock is erased from the timeline.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190557 +0000" stop="20260816193008 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Our Planets is Missing - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The crew of the Enterprise races to find a way to stop a cloud from destroying inhabited planets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193008 +0000" stop="20260816195421 +0000" channel="C1661.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lorelei Signal - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Investigating a sector of space where starships have disappeared every 27 years, the U.S.S. Enterprise male crew are attracted by a mysterious signal. Kirk beams down with a landing party and encounters a race of beautiful women who survive by drawing the energy from the male members of the ships that they have lured to their planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181639 +0000" stop="20260816190147 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tacking Into the Wind - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Stardate: Unknown
Bashir works around the clock to find a cure for the Founder's disease. Kira makes plans to steal Breen technology that would make the Federation ships immune to Breen/Dominion weaponry. Damar learns that his family was killed by the Dominion. Worf challenges Gowron's corrupt leadership of the Klingon Empire, which results in Gowron's death. Bashir and O'Brien plot to capture a member of Section 31 who may hold the cure for Odo's illness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190147 +0000" stop="20260816194654 +0000" channel="C1662.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extreme Measures - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 52645.2
O'Brien and Bashir manage to lure Sloan, the Section 31 operative, to Deep Space Nine where they probe his mind and enter his consciousness to find a cure for the virus plaguing the Founders, as well as Odo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183633 +0000" stop="20260816191603 +0000" channel="C1663.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light and Shadows - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Burnham goes to Vulcan in search of Spock, where she unearths surprising family secrets. In researching what is left of the Red Angel’s signal over Kaminar, Pike and Tyler end up in battle with time itself. Georgiou has a few tricks up her sleeve for Leland and Section 31.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182947 +0000" stop="20260816191040 +0000" channel="C1664.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babel One (1) - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Enterprise journeys to Babel with a Tellarite ambassador on board for peace talks with the Andorians, when a distress call from Shran is received.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191040 +0000" stop="20260816195132 +0000" channel="C1664.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>United (2) - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Archer tries to unify the Andorians, Tellarites and Vulcans in a plan to capture a marauder ship threatening to destabilize the region.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183656 +0000" stop="20260816192228 +0000" channel="C1665.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cost of Living - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 45733.63 - Deanna's mother pays a surprise visit to the Enterprise with even more surprising news: she plans to marry a man she has never met. After destroying an asteroid, the ship becomes infected with parasites that eat away at the ship's hull.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180848 +0000" stop="20260816185449 +0000" channel="C1666.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remembrance - S01E01</title>
    <desc>At the end of the 24th Century, and 14 years after his retirement from Starfleet, Jean-Luc Picard is living a quiet life on his vineyard, Chateau Picard. When he is sought out by a mysterious young woman, Dahj, in need of his help, he soon realizes she may have personal connections to his own past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185449 +0000" stop="20260816194020 +0000" channel="C1666.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maps and Legends - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Picard begins investigating the mystery of Dahj as well as what her very existence means to the Federation. Without Starfleet’s support, Picard is left leaning on others for help, including Dr. Agnes Jurati and an estranged former colleague, Raffi Musiker. Meanwhile, hidden enemies are also interested in where Picard’s search for the truth about Dahj will lead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180833 +0000" stop="20260816182312 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Edward - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Newly minted Captain Lynne Lucero is excited to take command of the U.S.S. Cabot, until she meets Edward Larkin, an ornery scientist who believes he has found a revolutionary new use for tribbles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182312 +0000" stop="20260816183247 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Not - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When an attack on Starbase 28 leaves a surprise prisoner under Cadet Thira Sidhu's watch, she is faced with making a decision that may threaten her standing in Starfleet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183247 +0000" stop="20260816184130 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ephraim and Dot - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Ephraim, a humble tardigrade, is flying through the mycelial network when an unexpected encounter takes her on a bewildering adventure through space.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184130 +0000" stop="20260816184916 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Made the Stars - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When a lightning storm in space scares a young Michael Burnham, her father aims to ease her fears with a mythical story about a brave little girl who faced her own fears head on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184916 +0000" stop="20260816185736 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Children of Mars - S02E06</title>
    <desc>12 year-old classmates Kima and Lil find themselves at odds with each other on a day that will change their lives forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185736 +0000" stop="20260816191308 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Onboard the U.S.S. Discovery, Ensign Tilly encounters an unexpected visitor in need of help. However, this unlikely pair may have more in common than meets the eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191308 +0000" stop="20260816193130 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Calypso - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After waking up in an unfamiliar sickbay, Craft finds himself on board a deserted ship, and his only companion and hope for survival is an A.I. computer interface.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193130 +0000" stop="20260816194632 +0000" channel="C1667.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brightest Star - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Before he was the first Kelpien to join Starfleet, Saru lived a simple life on his home planet of Kaminar with his father and sister. Young Saru, full of ingenuity and a level of curiosity uncommon among his people, yearns to find out what lies beyond his village, leading him on an unexpected path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181113 +0000" stop="20260816191117 +0000" channel="C1668.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charades - S02E05</title>
    <desc>A shuttle accident leads to Spock's Vulcan DNA being removed by aliens, making him fully human and completely unprepared to face T'Pring's family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181959 +0000" stop="20260816190549 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Learning Curve - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 48846.5
In order to bring some rebellious Maquis crewmembers into line, Tuvok gives them a Starfleet Academy crash course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190549 +0000" stop="20260816195154 +0000" channel="C1669.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 37's - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Stardate: 48975.1
After discovering a 1936 Ford truck from Earth floating in space Voyager discovers a series of cryo-statis chambers containing abductees from Earth during the 1930's, including Amelia Earhart and her navigator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182004 +0000" stop="20260816184310 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A World Between Worlds - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Now inside the Jedi Temple portal, Ezra finds himself in a place like no other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184310 +0000" stop="20260816190515 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fool's Hope - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Ghost hatches a plan to free Lothal, though a traitor may be in their midst.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190515 +0000" stop="20260816195051 +0000" channel="C1670.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Reunion – and Farewell (1) - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Ezra and the Ghost crew look to complete their ultimate mission: to liberate Lothal from the clutches of the Empire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182113 +0000" stop="20260816184316 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Doza Dilemma - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When the pirates launch an unsettling mission on the Colossus, Synara's loyalty and allegiances are put to the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184316 +0000" stop="20260816190520 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Order Occupation - S01E14</title>
    <desc>As the First Order tightens its grip on the Colossus, the pressure mounts for Kaz and Synara.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190520 +0000" stop="20260816192723 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Trooper - S01E15</title>
    <desc>After Kel and Eila, fugitives from the First Order, have a run-in with a stormtrooper, Kaz seizes the opportunity to uncover more details about the growing movement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192723 +0000" stop="20260816194926 +0000" channel="C1671.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Core Problem - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Poe and Kaz investigate a location in the Unknown Regions that might be central to the First Order's plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181110 +0000" stop="20260816183325 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Old Friend (1) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>To love, is to trust. To trust is to believe. 

While on Scipio to fund a mercy mission, Padmé Amidala is called upon by an old friend, Rush Clovis, to help uncover corruption in the Banking Clan. They must evade the bounty hunter Embo to escape the planet with the incriminating information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183325 +0000" stop="20260816185541 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rise of Clovis (2) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Jealousy is the path to chaos. 

Back on Coruscant, Clovis—known traitor of the Republic—makes a dubious deal which puts him at the head of the Banking Clan. Anakin's increasing distrust and hatred of Clovis strains his relationship with Padmé to breaking point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185541 +0000" stop="20260816191753 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis at the Heart (3) - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Deceit is the weapon of greed. 

After making a deal with Count Dooku to resuscitate the ailing Banking Clan, Clovis finds himself a pawn in Dooku's designs. Clovis has brought the war to Scipio, forcing the Republic to intervene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191753 +0000" stop="20260816193947 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Disappeared (1) - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Without darkness there cannot be light.

The peaceful world of Bardotta and its mystic ways are threatened by an ancient prophecy, and its top spiritual leaders have vanished. Queen Julia of Bardotta calls for help from her most trusted friend in the Senate, Jar Jar Binks. Recognizing the importance of Bardotta's spiritual balance, the Jedi Council sends Mace Windu to accompany Binks and investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193947 +0000" stop="20260816200006 +0000" channel="C1672.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Disappeared (2) - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Wisdom is born in fools as well as wise men. 

Jar Jar Binks' beloved Queen Julia of the planet Bardotta has been abducted by the bloodthirsty Frangawl Cult to fulfill a dark and ancient prophecy. Representative Binks and Jedi Master Mace Windu must find the missing Queen before the cult can rise in power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180040 +0000" stop="20260816184414 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Misbegotten (3) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Atlantis team must decide the fate of a colony of Wraith they have turned into humans. Dr. Weir must defend her leadership when she is evaluated by the I.O.A.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184414 +0000" stop="20260816192523 +0000" channel="C1673.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irresistible - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sheppard's team meets an obnoxious man who is adored by all thanks to a secret that he carries -- and who has an unexpected effect on them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180039 +0000" stop="20260816184154 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of Mind (1) - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O'Neill, Carter and Jackson awaken from stasis in what appears to be the S.G.C. -- almost 80 years in the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184154 +0000" stop="20260816192305 +0000" channel="C1675.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Fire (2) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>O'Neill, Carter and Jackson must escape Hathor's clutches, while Teal'c tries to raise a Jaffa army on Chulak. General Hammond must take desperate measures to rescue the team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180701 +0000" stop="20260816184924 +0000" channel="C1676.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Young is plagued by mysterious dreams where Destiny is destroyed by alien attackers no matter what he does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184924 +0000" stop="20260816193144 +0000" channel="C1676.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greater Good - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rush and Young investigate an abandoned alien craft which is just outside the Destiny. While they do this, the crew onboard the ship find the bridge and discover that Rush is responsible for the countdown clock not activating when the ship emerges from FTL.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181124 +0000" stop="20260816185930 +0000" channel="C1677.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Las Vegas Strangler (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Concluding part of this feature-length / two-part story. The duo close in on the serial strangler who is singling out chorus girls, but the investigation holds some unexpected, startling implications about several people linked to the case...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185930 +0000" stop="20260816194737 +0000" channel="C1677.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murder at Sea (1) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>First part of a feature-length / two-part story. Investigating a murder, the tough duo go undercover on luxury cruise ship The Amolola, as entertainment directors Hack and Zack, where the case leads to them uncovering drug smuggling...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180113 +0000" stop="20260816184607 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Profit and Loss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Ronald's entanglement with LH7 comes home to roost, aggravating his relationship with Nick; with the 100-million user mark approaching, Nick makes a disturbing choice to protect his own interests; Izzy agonizes over Stroud's final orders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184607 +0000" stop="20260816192935 +0000" channel="C1678.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Questionable Costs - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Ronald wrestles with the most difficult decision of his life; to Izzy's horror, the virus she built blows back on Araknet; when Mara finds out what Nick did to Ronald, their relationship teeters on the edge; Nick enters into a downward spiral.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184608 +0000" stop="20260816194442 +0000" channel="C1679.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken - S02E02</title>
    <desc>This intimate edition of 'State of Play' follows two men who were paralyzed playing the sports that they love. Their struggle - and that of their family - to accept a new life of physical limitations is a raw humbling portrait of endurance and love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180145 +0000" stop="20260816184449 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Found - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Everyone is less than enthusiastic when Sullivan assigns each member of the crew a specialty skill to learn. During a house call, Ryan is caught off guard when he comes face-to-face with someone from his past; and Sullivan, Andy and Maya handle a structure fire in a derelict building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184449 +0000" stop="20260816192706 +0000" channel="C1680.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do a Little Harm... - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Captain Sullivan continues his efforts to bring together the fire and police departments by hosting a training seminar that does not go as planned. Meanwhile, Ben and Miranda have an honest conversation about their marriage, leading Miranda to make a tough decision about their future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181806 +0000" stop="20260816184000 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Date - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Al's in for a disappointment when she discovers that her blind date is overweight-- and carrying an even heavier chip on his shoulder.
Meanwhile, Carol's ""worry meter"" jumps off the scale when Dana, Rich, JT, and Sam check into a Chicago Hotel unsupervised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184000 +0000" stop="20260816190136 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Shock - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Rich and Dana go to a wedding with JT and Sam. They are teased and told that someday soon, they will be married. Dana, furthermore, does not even go up to try to catch the bouquet, but it lands on her lap anyway. They each have terrible visions about what that might entail and become very scared. They agree not more weddings for a while.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190136 +0000" stop="20260816192331 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Money - S06E15</title>
    <desc>When JT and Rich take on the job as sports agents to an up-and-coming college hockey player, they find themselves becoming his personal servants and dating serviceâ€”with Karen serving as the main course.
Meanwhile, the battle between the hairdressers and the contractors begins when Carol and Jean-Luc challenge an overly-macho Frank and his pal, Moose, to a game of bowling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192331 +0000" stop="20260816194525 +0000" channel="C1681.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Didn't Happen One Night - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Frank orders the Maximum Sports Channel, and he and Rich spend so much time watching it that they ignore Carol and Dana. Jean-Luc gives the girls makeovers and helps the guys plan a romantic evening. All 4 of them enjoy the evening, and the vacant TV allows Jean-Luc to watch the sports channel, but he only gets confused.
A guy named Kyle goes on a date with Al and unsuccesfully tries to take advantage of Al; however, Kyle tells everyone differently. This makes Al get a pile of phone messages from guys which causes Karen to get jealous. They solve their differences when Karen helps Al expose Kyle as a liar.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180040 +0000" stop="20260816181206 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Reunion - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Steven's healing powers suddenly return, he uses them to attempt to heal the Centipeetle. However, Gem corruption is a bit more complicated than Steven thought.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181206 +0000" stop="20260816182315 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone at Sea - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Steven, Greg and Lapis go on a boat ride to help Lapis have some fun. However, it becomes apparent that they are being followed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182315 +0000" stop="20260816183444 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greg the Babysitter - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Greg tells Steven the story of the time he and Rose babysat Sour Cream for Vidalia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183444 +0000" stop="20260816184614 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gem Hunt - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Connie goes on her first mission with Steven and Pearl to the Great North to find a corrupted Gem monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184614 +0000" stop="20260816185745 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crack the Whip - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Garnet and Pearl return to the Great North to look for Jasper, whilst Steven, Amethyst and Connie have a day of fun around Beach City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185745 +0000" stop="20260816190915 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steven vs. Amethyst - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Following the events of the previous episode, Amethyst's self-esteem has hit rock bottom. With Steven's rising power, Amethyst begins to suspect that she is now the weakest Gem on the team, so she and Steven agree to duel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190915 +0000" stop="20260816192049 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bismuth - S03E20</title>
    <desc>An item from the Gems' past is discovered inside of Lion's mane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192049 +0000" stop="20260816193215 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beta - S03E21</title>
    <desc>To cheer Amethyst up after her fight with Jasper, Peridot takes her and Steven to Jasper's birthplace – a heavily rushed and poorly made Kindergarten in the middle of a desert.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193215 +0000" stop="20260816194346 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earthlings - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Steven, Amethyst and Peridot encounter Jasper at the Beta Kindergarten. To fight off her and a corrupted Gem monster, Steven and Amethyst fuse into Smoky Quartz and Peridot attempts to use her metal powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194346 +0000" stop="20260816195515 +0000" channel="C1682.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Moon - S03E23</title>
    <desc>The dispatch team of Rubies return to the barn still searching for Jasper. To try and get them to go away, Amethyst shapeshifts into her. However, things get awry when the Rubies want her to contact Yellow Diamond at the Moon Base, with Steven, Garnet and Pearl as her "prisoners".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180147 +0000" stop="20260816182254 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lego My Locker - S14E06</title>
    <desc>The units are packed full in Stanton, as Darrell has to deal with Kimber's eyes on a competitor. Ivy brings a full truck, hoping for a second haul. Dusty unpacks what could be the ultimate assistant, while Rene's hunch serves him well, putting together one of his greatest profits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182254 +0000" stop="20260816184355 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign or Shine - S14E07</title>
    <desc>It's an uncharacteristically wet day in Montebello and King Darrell is on a mission to defend his throne, while Rene and Casey signal their intentions to undermine his plans. Kenny gets entirely bowled over by his locker. And Lisa manages to rope herself something decent.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184355 +0000" stop="20260816190500 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King of Montebowl-o - S14E08</title>
    <desc>Barry shows up to the auction ready to learn, bringing along a present for a certain hustler. Brandi and Bozek get a firm grip on a smaller unit that raises their spirits. Ivy treats his son to a birthday locker, but it's The King himself that outdoes everyone with a rare find.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190500 +0000" stop="20260816192607 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Comes the Calvin-ry! - S14E09</title>
    <desc>The third time HAS to be the charm for Lisa in Riverside, as she dons her cowboy garb and brings her money sock along. Rene sinks his teeth into an unassuming unit. Brandi gets to go on a scavenger hunt. Ivy and his boys get a glimpse of their retired life, while Darrell just isn't feeling like himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192607 +0000" stop="20260816194710 +0000" channel="C1683.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zip Tie Lies - S14E10</title>
    <desc>San Bernardino is full of surprises, particularly for Rene and Casey, who roll the dice on some sealed totes. Kenny stumbles over some odd-looking car parts, while Lisa shields herself from disaster with an unusually expensive locker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181042 +0000" stop="20260816185417 +0000" channel="C1684.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutiny on the Plains - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Missed sightings and vehicle problems heat up the contest of wills between Sean and Josh. Reed and his fast-moving crew make a brief rendezvous with Sean and the TIV sparking a little envy and a brief mutiny. Reed chases a risky night-time tornado into the dangerous hills of Arkansas, while Sean and Josh return to Greensburg, Kansas one year after an EF-5 nearly wiped that town off the map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185417 +0000" stop="20260816193750 +0000" channel="C1684.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on Dow Street - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Halfway into the season, TIV1 returns to action, and the whole team heads first toward Oklahoma and then into Arkansas. Monster hail storms batter the fleet, but the vehicles forge ahead as tornadoes start touching down all across this part of the Great Plains. Everyone gets to feast on the tornado bounty, but after dark, a twister chases the chasers in the streets of Stuttgart, Arkansas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182440 +0000" stop="20260816191301 +0000" channel="C1686.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Unwittingly Jesse and Norman become embroiled in the case of Linda Martin, an important witness against a mobster. She is persued by the mobster's henchman who are hell-bent on getting rid of her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183147 +0000" stop="20260816191507 +0000" channel="C1687.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tick Tock - S05E15</title>
    <desc>With things looking bad for the firm, Louis mulls over Anita Gibbs' offer to turn on his compatriots in exchange for immunity. Meanwhile, Rachel gives Mike advice on how best to win hearts and minds in the courtroom. As the pressure mounts, Donna pleads with Harvey to not do anything rash, even as Jessica encourages him to do so. And Harvey and Mike look to a new, last-ditch strategy to win the case ... but as they run out of moves to play and deals to make, they face the possibility of putting Mike's fate in the last place they want it - the hands of a jury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181732 +0000" stop="20260816183856 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lava Men / Bazarowurld / The Warlord's Amulet - S06E10</title>
    <desc>After saving a Killer Whale, Aquaman notices the water is on fire and radios Wonder Woman for help who then tells Superman. Meanwhile Aquaman, with the help of his Whale friend helps move a ship from the path of the flaming water. Superman arrives stops the flames with a concrete road and his super breath. The Super Friends find out that a group of Lava Men are the ones who are causing the trouble. Solderath, King of the Lava Men, wreaks havoc on the surface world because he feels the Lava Men have been living underground for too long while the humans occupy the surface. While the Wonder Woman fights the Lava Men, Superman stops a fire ball over the North Pole and Aquaman stops a giant whirlpool from draining the ocean. When the three Super Friends rejoin each other they defeat the Lava Men and return them back to the center of the Earth. / Then, Bizarro lures Superman to "Bizarroworld" in an attempt to drive him insane. / Finally, Samurai and the Super Friends intervene when a 13th-century warlord escapes his own time to wreak havoc on present-day Japan in "The Warlord's Amulet."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183856 +0000" stop="20260816190025 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iron Cyclops / Palette's Perils / Colossus - S06E13</title>
    <desc>First, the Super Friends fight "The Iron Cyclops" that threatens Metropolis. / Wonder Woman and El Dorado respond to a series of art gallery robberies in Metropolis. They confront John Palette, a painter whose invention can turn paintings of his design into real life monsters that can steal for him. / Lastly, when the gigantic "Colossus" plays with the planets of the galaxy as if they were toys, Apache Chief devises a plan to stop him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190025 +0000" stop="20260816192148 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stowaways from Space / The Scaraghosta Sea / The Witch's Arcade - S06E16</title>
    <desc>First, a space satellite returns to Earth with a deadly "Stowaway From Space." / Then, Batman, Robin and Aquaman aid two scientists trapped by underwater pirates in "The Scaraghosta Sea." / In an arcade, The Wonder Twins and Gleek encounter a witch who shrinks them. As Zan and Jayna elude danger, they call Wonder Woman for help. Now Wonder Woman and the Wonder Twins must stop the witch before she shrinks all of the customers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192148 +0000" stop="20260816194313 +0000" channel="C1688.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mxyzptlk's Revenge; Roller Coaster; Once Upon a Poltergeist / Warpland; Two Gleeks Are Deadlier Than One; Bulgor the Behemoth / The Krypton Syndrome; Invasion of the Space Dolls; Terror on th</title>
    <desc>Drawn into Mxyzptlk's dimension, Batman and Superman must find a way to escape in "Mxyzptlk's Revenge." Next, the Wonder Twins and Atom rescue a teen gang from a deadly ride on a condemned "Rollercoaster." Finally, Apache Chief helps the spirit of an Indian find his final resting place in "Once Upon A Poltergeist." / Batman and Superman are accidentally trapped in a time warp and sent to the bizarre "Warpland." Next, the Super Friends discover that "Two Gleeks Are Deadlier Than One" when an android Gleek invades the Hall of Justice. Lastly, Apache Chief stops an author who transformed into the monster he's writing about, "Bulgor The Behemoth. / When Superman accidentally returns to Krypton's past, he wrestles with the idea of saving the doomed planet in "The Krypton Syndrome." Then, the Wonder Twins thwart the impending "Invasion of the Space Dolls." Lastly, "Terror on the Titanic" occurs when a huge slime monster raises the legendary ship from the bottom of the sea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180928 +0000" stop="20260816183239 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ice Melt Cometh! - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Doctor Doom sends his "Team Toxic" (consisting of Pyro, Trapster, and Zzzaz) out in a Fractal-retrieving activity at the north pole only to run afoul of Iron Man, Thor, and Wolverine. While Flatman and Reptil lecture about the polar ice caps, the world starts flooding after Trapster sets off their super-spinner machine to self-destruct. Now Iron Man must convince Iceman to help save the day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183239 +0000" stop="20260816185549 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrath of the Red Skull! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>It's Captain America's birthday and all he wants to do is celebrate it with his fellow Super Hero Squad members and Nick Fury. In order to show his minions what real villainy is like, Doctor Doom thaws out the WWII villain Red Skull. Captain America isn't pleased to find his old enemy up to his old tricks while Doctor Doom isn't thrilled about Red Skull's enormous ego.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185549 +0000" stop="20260816191900 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother of Doom! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Doom conquers Chthon's mystical dimension to free his mother Coco Von Doom. Though Doom ends up with Chthon's evil powers, he also finds himself dealing with his mother's monstrous nagging.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191900 +0000" stop="20260816194211 +0000" channel="C1689.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Exit Before Doomsday! - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Silver Surfer's past as Galactus' herald is revealed as he encounters another herald, Stardust. But Doctor Doom has plans of his own for Stardust and her big boss.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181135 +0000" stop="20260816182502 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vampire Until Ready (20,000 Koopas Under the Sea) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>After a bat gets loose in the apartment, the Mario Brothers seek professional help from an exterminator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182502 +0000" stop="20260816183830 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart Throb (Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold) - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers cover for a teen idol who seeks refuge from his fans in their apartment</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183830 +0000" stop="20260816185153 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fortune Teller (Mario Meets Koop-zilla) - S01E28</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers enlist the help of a local fortune teller to help win a sweepstake</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185153 +0000" stop="20260816190519 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Marios (Koopa Klaus) - S01E29</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers help a runaway by telling him about a time when a young Mario ran away from home</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190519 +0000" stop="20260816192707 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gorilla My Dreams (Mario and the Red Baron Koopa) - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An escaped gorilla stops by the apartment as the Mario Brothers prepare for a costume party</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192707 +0000" stop="20260816194034 +0000" channel="C1690.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>George Washington Slept Here (The Unzappables) - S01E31</title>
    <desc>The Mario Brothers decide to start a bed and breakfast from their apartment. After hanging a sign claiming George Washington slept there, the brothers are haunted by the lie</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181737 +0000" stop="20260816184302 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tortoise and the Hare - S01E05</title>
    <desc>On your mark, get set...wait! Princess Pea and Red are in a potato sack race in the park but can't agree on how fast to go! The Super Readers fly into the famous race between the Tortoise and the Hare, and help these friends as they head to the finish line. Will slow and steady win this race, could fast be more fun, or will our fairytale friends learn a completely different lesson? Educational Objectives: To learn about good sportsmanship, sing the alphabet, identify the letters G, and O, practice spelling skills and use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184302 +0000" stop="20260816190826 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goldilocks and the Three Bears - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Whyatt accidentally messes up Jack's room and is in BIG trouble with his big brother! The Super Readers pay a storybook visit to Goldilocks and the Three Bears and find Goldilocks surrounded by three broken chairs, three bowls of porridge and three times the mess! How will they solve this problem before the bears get home? Educational Objectives: To learn about clean-up. The episode investigates the alphabet and rhyming AIRS words. The Super Readers use the power to read to change the story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190826 +0000" stop="20260816193422 +0000" channel="C1691.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Cried Wolf - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Baby Joy said her first words, and Whyatt was the only one around to hear her! The only problem is...no one believes him! This is just like the Boy Who Cried Wolf - no one will believe he has a friend named Wolf! The Super Readers fly into his story and help the boy convince the townspeople there's more to his tale than meets the eye. Will Whyatt's family come around, too? Educational Objectives: To learn about getting others to believe you, build with the alphabet and celebrate spelling! The power to read is used to change the story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181050 +0000" stop="20260816182151 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Specialneeds - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After himself becoming handi-capable, the Warden goes to work making Superjail more handicapped-accessible.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182151 +0000" stop="20260816183253 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles with Triples - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Warden's new plans for Superjail are interrupted by visitors for the Twins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183253 +0000" stop="20260816184355 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightshift - S03E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate's final meal causes Alice to rethink her career.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184355 +0000" stop="20260816185457 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oedipus Mess - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A cloning experiment in Superjail causes a mass riot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185457 +0000" stop="20260816190613 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Radio - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When a pirate radio station hits Superjail, the Warden fights back with some programming of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190613 +0000" stop="20260816191714 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burnstoolie Burn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Warden learns a little about friendship and a lot about fire from an inmate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191714 +0000" stop="20260816192816 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superhell! - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Warden, with the help of a disfigured inmate named Ash, continue their arson spree across Superjail. Meanwhile, Alice and Stingray get lost on a planet full of vicious monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192816 +0000" stop="20260816193918 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Pack - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Warden comes to his senses and puts out the fires across Superjail, he begins blaming the whole thing on cigarettes. This prompts him to ban the use of tobacco products throughout the entirety of Superjail, which leads to some inmates to go to drastic measures in order to obtain their "buzz".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193918 +0000" stop="20260816195019 +0000" channel="C1692.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jean, Paul, Beefy and Alice - S04E03</title>
    <desc>After spotting two Peacocks together during mating season while hunting Jacknife through Africa, Jailbot becomes obsessed with finding love. The Twins capitalize on this and hand Jailbot a strange alien fungus with humanoid features which he promptly falls in love with. The fungus begins giving off mold spores infecting everyone in Superjail turning them into horrendous mutated monsters with a similar appearance as to itself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182146 +0000" stop="20260816184521 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fruit Loot / Buddy Wanna-Be - S01E39</title>
    <desc>The SuperKitties stop Zsa-Zsa from stealing all the oranges in Kittydale. / Bitsy wants to be strong like Buddy, but learns she's pawesome just the way she is!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184521 +0000" stop="20260816190856 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bundle of Bitsies / Frantic Flyer - S01E41</title>
    <desc>When Bitsy accidentally clones herself with Lab Rat's new invention, the team must stop the Bitsies. / Zsa-Zsa steals the SuperKitty Kit, so she doesn't have to practice flying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190856 +0000" stop="20260816193231 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Howloween Cat - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When the pets' Howloween treats go missing all over Kittydale, the SuperKitties must track down the thief, even if it turns out to be the spooky Howloween Cat that Bitsy fears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193231 +0000" stop="20260816195606 +0000" channel="C1693.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheesenado / Talented Troublemaker - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Bitsy learns to say goodbye to Renata and her robin babies when they have to fly away. / The SuperKitties stop Mr. Puppypaws from cheating in the talent contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181416 +0000" stop="20260816183522 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Son of Krypton (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jor-El, a Kryptonian scientist and Council Member, rescues his son Kal-El from the dying planet by launching the baby to Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183522 +0000" stop="20260816185529 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Son of Krypton (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Young Clark Kent discovers his true identity; and as an adult presents himself to Metropolis as Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185529 +0000" stop="20260816191704 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Son of Krypton (3) - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Superman thwarts a plot by Lex Luthor to sell the LEXO-SKEL SUIT 5000 to Kaznian terrorists, via their agent John Corben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191704 +0000" stop="20260816193819 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun and Games - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Superman rescues Metropolis thug Bruno Mannheim - and Lois - from the vengeful Toyman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193819 +0000" stop="20260816195947 +0000" channel="C1694.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Piece of Home - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lex Luthor discovers Superman's vulnerability to Kryptonite, and attempts to exploit this weakness to rid himself once and for all of the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180059 +0000" stop="20260816184243 +0000" channel="C1695.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mommy Dearest - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Sam, Dean, Bobby and Castiel track Eve to a small town in Oregon. The guys discover the townspeople have been converted to demons, but surprisingly, they all appear to be dying. When they finally do meet Eve, she decides to torture the brothers by bringing back their mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184243 +0000" stop="20260816192429 +0000" channel="C1695.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Would Be King - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Castiel tells Sam, Dean and Bobby about the war in Heaven and how he and Raphael became enemies. Bobby believes Castiel is hiding something, but Dean refuses to believe it.</desc>
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    <title>Black Friday - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cloud 9 braces for the biggest shopping day of the year when the employees all suddenly get sick.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Found - S02E10</title>
    <desc>At the beginning of every year, Cloud 9 employees hold a “lost and found bin cleanout” to get rid of all the unclaimed items. Amy unknowingly walks away with a huge wad of cash and Jonah is determined to help her find the best use for it. Meanwhile, Cheyenne proves she is never one to keep a secret and Dina pushes Garrett over the edge.</desc>
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    <title>Rebranding - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jeff lets the employees know that Rex, a vice president from corporate, will be coming by the store to help with the rollout for Cloud 9’s store-wide rebranding, and it turns out Rex is someone from Jonah’s past. Amy and Garrett are delighted to hear Rex’s stories about Jonah. Meanwhile, Mateo is stunned to learn of rumors that Jeff is in a relationship with an employee. Dina must retaliate against a snitch and Cheyenne tries to take advantage of the discounted “Halo” products.</desc>
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    <title>Ladies' Lunch - S02E12</title>
    <desc>During the morning meeting, Glenn accidentally tells the employees the real reason Amy  has been late to work lately. Meanwhile, Dina tries to cheer up Amy by kidnapping her for a “ladies’ lunch.” Jonah  and Garrett invent a game to pass the time, tricking Glenn and Mateo in the process. Cheyenne  helps Amy take a fearless step with a dramatic new look.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed at Creepy Castle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Is the creepy castle haunted? Or is Texas Pete up to his old tricks? Join our heroes SuperTed and Spotty to discover the truth.</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed and the City of the Dead - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete is up to his old tricks again, but this time he is taking a big risk while searching for gold in the City of the Dead. Will he and the archaeologist he has kidnapped survive?</desc>
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    <title>SuperTed on Planet Spot - S01E11</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is on a visit to friendly Planet Spot, the source of the magical cosmic dust. But the planet is not quite as friendly as it once was, when the evil Texas Pete gets up to his usual nasty tricks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182518 +0000" stop="20260816183316 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Nuts in Space - S01E12</title>
    <desc>SuperTed is on the strange Planet Polly which is full of wild and weird parrots, but the poor parrots are starving as somebody has been intercepting the rockets that supply their only food…nuts. SuperTed investigates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183316 +0000" stop="20260816184117 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed at the Toy Shop - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Will the sinister event at New York’s most famous toy shop cause SuperTed to forget that tomorrow is his best friend birthday?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184117 +0000" stop="20260816184912 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in Texas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Texas Pete gets homesick for Texas and other people’s fine longhorn cattle. But when SuperTed treats him into a ‘ripping’ ride on one of the longhorn, Tex feels that he just cannot stay!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184912 +0000" stop="20260816185709 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Trouble in Space - Part 1 - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spotty’s little sister, Blotch, unwittingly aids Texas Pete in his dastardly plan to take over SuperTed’s Space Station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185709 +0000" stop="20260816190418 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and Trouble in Space - Part 2 - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Spot family find themselves in the hot seat thanks to the evil cunning of Texas Pete. For some strange reason, SuperTed doesn’t seem to care. Can he really ignore his friends when they need him most?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190418 +0000" stop="20260816191032 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in the Arctic - S01E17</title>
    <desc>When SuperTed and Spotty take a break from playing their new video “Knocking Mammoths off Ice-bergs” they discover being knocked off ice-bergs is not much of a game after all!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191032 +0000" stop="20260816191827 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Crystal Ball - S01E18</title>
    <desc>A strange gypsy fortune teller predicts death for SuperTed and showers of gold for Bulk, Skeleton and Texas Pete. Can this really be so?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191827 +0000" stop="20260816192623 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Lumberjacks - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Someone is cutting down the trees in the wildlife park. SuperTed and Spotty go to the aid of the animals whose homes are being destroyed and find lumberjacking’s as simple as falling off a log!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192623 +0000" stop="20260816193414 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed and the Gun Smugglers - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Something sinister has been frightening the fish off the west coast of Wales…confirming Spotty’s very worst suspicions about the Salty Earth Sea!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193414 +0000" stop="20260816194208 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bulk's Story - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Bulk reveals the hair-raising story of his first meeting with the cruel Texas Pete – how they both escaped from prison and got Skeleton out of one ‘grave’ situation and into another!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194208 +0000" stop="20260816194918 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed's Dream - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Whilst Spottyman is visiting Mother Nature with a new doll-friend of his, SuperTed suffers the most dreadful torture at the hands of a ghastly, fat baby! What a nightmare!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194918 +0000" stop="20260816195705 +0000" channel="C1697.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SuperTed in Spotty and the Indians - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After a crash in his rocket ship, Spotty begins to see spots everywhere – even on the earth creatures! SuperTed meanwhile can see something far more menacing – the barrel of Texas Pete’s hunting gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180708 +0000" stop="20260816185009 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transylvania - Part 1 - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Part 1 of 2. Les Stroud disappears into the thickly forested Translyvanian Alps to test the skills of Romania´s top search-and-rescue team, and himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185009 +0000" stop="20260816193310 +0000" channel="C1698.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transylvania - Part 2 - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Part 2 of 2. Les simulates a broken leg so that a Romanian search and rescue team will locate him in the Transylvania mountains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181618 +0000" stop="20260816184530 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Ties - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cassie visits Rodney in prison as part of her journey to her Catholic confirmation. Reggie tries to persuade Cam to invest in Chen’s real estate deal. Missy gets some money from her father to invest in the same deal. Cam and Allison’s families get together for an engagement dinner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184530 +0000" stop="20260816191410 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Answers and Questions - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Cam and Reggie are at odds about getting involved in a deal that involves abandoned school property, Missy is determined to pursue any lead that might get her out of the shadow of the Calloway clan and M-Chuck’s pursuit of her writing talent pits her against Cassie in a way that might never get resolved. A surprise revelation from Jimmy Flaherty leaves Cam with a choice to make: suit up or sell out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191410 +0000" stop="20260816194345 +0000" channel="C1699.313.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Offing - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Star basketball player Cam Calloway signs a pro contract with Atlanta, and is embraced by the city. But his entourage - sister, mother, cousin and wife and uncle - are proving to be a liability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180950 +0000" stop="20260816184905 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dead in the Water - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick hits pay dirt when he scores a huge order for crawfish. But heavy rains mean the crawfish -- and Rick's profits -- are dying in the swamp. Meanwhile, Coy endures the dentist chair to get new teeth. But are these new choppers more pain than gain?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184905 +0000" stop="20260816192820 +0000" channel="C1700.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going for Croak - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the crawfish season at a standstill, Rick and the crew hop onto another money-making scheme: frogs. Meanwhile, the dangers of living in the swamp become frighteningly clear when Jamie and Quentin go missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184338 +0000" stop="20260816194730 +0000" channel="C1701.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot as Hell - S15E03</title>
    <desc>As a historic heatwave roasts the swamp, hunters unleash bold new strategies to fill their boats and come out of the bayou in one piece. With the heat index pushing a record-setting 126 degrees, King of the Swamp Troy Landry relies on his swamp ingenuity to find the coolest water in the bayou. Jacob risks losing his entire day's catch as he runs his lines in reverse. Joey and Zak attempt to chase big gators in cool, open waters, but their treble hook strategy hits an early roadblock. Ronnie pushes himself to the limit in the scorching marsh and threatening to bring his season to an early end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181546 +0000" stop="20260816183928 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World of Guns - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Nearly a year after the Sword Art Online incident, a new virtual reality MMORPG known as Gun Gale Online has taken Japan by storm. One day, as a top ranked player named Zexceed appears on a streamed broadcast via his avatar, a cloaked man calling himself and his weapon "Death Gun" fires a bullet at Zexceed's avatar through a video screen, causing Zexceed to suddenly convulse and disconnect. A month later, Kazuto Kirigaya is called to meet up with Kikuoka Seijiro of the Ministry of Internal Affairs' Virtual Division, who reveals that Zexceed's user was found dead of acute heart failure a few days after his avatar was shot, also showing evidence of a similar case involving the death of a GGO user. As Kazuto states his doubts that a game could cause someone's heart to fail, Kikuoka, believing Death Gun is specifically targeting professional GGO players, asks Kazuto to once again take up the role of Kirito and investigate what is causing the victims to die. Remembering all the people who died in SAO, Kazuto thinks over his decision whilst spending time with Asuna at the park. Meanwhile, in the world of GGO, a sniper known as Sinon is in top form.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183928 +0000" stop="20260816190310 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold-Hearted Sniper - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In a flashback, on September 14, 2025; Sinon, who had accidentally fallen down a trap chute while navigating a dungeon below SBC Gurokken, discovered a boss-class monster and decided to die while trying to defeat it. To her surprise, the position she chose for her attack was out of the monster's attack range, thus, by conserving her ammo and accurately hitting the boss's weak spot, she was eventually able to defeat it and acquired a new sniper riffle, the PGM Ultima Ratio Hecate II.

After Sinon successfully attacked the first target of another squadron for her own's, she attempted to snipe the second target, but that giant man named "Behemoth" manage to dodge the bullet, took out a heavy machine gun, which was hidden under his cloak, and started fighting back with its overwhelming power which cornered Sinon and those in her squadron. But in the aftermath of battle Sinon emerged victorious even if her left leg was cut-off in the process.

Meanwhile, in Alfheim, Kirito planned to tell Asuna about something.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190310 +0000" stop="20260816192652 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memories of Blood - S02E03</title>
    <desc>While walking home, Asada Shino, Sinon's real-life counterpart, is bullied by three schoolmates, but they are warded away by her friend Kyōji Shinkawa, who introduced her to GGO in the first place, as a form of immersion therapy for her fear of guns. After talking about their personal lives, Shino leaves for home. There, she tries holding a gun replica, but this induces a flashback to when she was eleven years old; while she was at a postal office with her mother, a man carrying a gun tried to rob the office, shooting an employee and threatening to kill other people. When the robber aimed his gun at her mother, Shino attacked him, wrestled the gun out of his hand, and shot him repeatedly, killing him. The flashback triggers a panic attack from Shino. Meanwhile, Kirito informs Asuna that he will be converting his ALO avatar to GGO, which surprises her, but she approves. As Kazuto, he goes to the hospital to log into GGO, while his real-life body will be watched by Aki Natsuki, a nurse who oversaw his condition while he was trapped in SAO. Shino logs into GGO as well. Meanwhile, an unknown figure overhears an online voice-chat discussing Death Gun before looking at a photo of Sinon, grinning hungrily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192652 +0000" stop="20260816195034 +0000" channel="C1703.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>GGO (Gun Gale Online) - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Kazuto is now logged into GGO but is baffled as to why his avatar has long hair and feminine qualities. This leads to all the male players mistaking him for a girl. Without much lead on how to reveal himself to Death Gun, Kazuto wanders until he spots a female player with blue hair, Sinon. He explains that he wants to find directions to the Governors Office to sign up for BOB, "Bullets on Bullets" an intense PvP game mode. Sinon is happy to help and directs Kazuto towards a Market to buy weaponry/armor. Being strapped for cash, Sinon offers him money but he declines and asks if there's a fast way to earn it himself. There happened to be one game; "Untouchable" a QuickDraw game where the player must dodge the NPC gun mans bullets and tag him to receive all the credits anybody has ever put in. Sinon tells him it's rigged but Kazuto believes nobody ever had the skills to defeat it, so when witnessing a player fail, Kazuto is determined to win, and his agility and training from SAO allows him to dodge with ease thus winning all the earnings. Back at the weapon shop Sinon is recommending guns but Kazuto is interested in an energy sword which he purchases immediately, although Sinon persists he at least buy a handgun to distract enemies to gain "Sword Range". Back outside Sinon realizes they only have 10 minutes to get to the Governors Office, but Kazuto spots a buggy station and rents one for a quicker get to. Sinon is impressed with Kazutos skills and enjoys the ride thus telling him to go faster!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183937 +0000" stop="20260816192714 +0000" channel="C1704.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lag Time - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Unbeknown to Romano, his law school teacher is living with ex-convict Jack Lewis, the ring-leader behind a string of armed robberies. Already upset about the recent death of a close friend, Stacy is almost killed when she and Corrigan respond to armed robbery on a pawn shop, when the thug she apprehends disarms her. As Hooker and the team search for Lewis, who specialises in training criminals to disarm cops, the incident leaves Stacy with shaken confidence and an internal investigation over the lapse which nearly cost her her life...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181225 +0000" stop="20260816183507 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Spooky Delivery - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy try to help JP get into the Halloween spirit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183507 +0000" stop="20260816185748 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under One Roof - S02E15</title>
    <desc>When a baby giraffe is too tall to fit inside his new home, Pip and Freddy build a house that the whole family can fit in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185748 +0000" stop="20260816192030 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far Far From Home - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Freddy can't fall asleep on their first overnight delivery and worries that he won't get the rest he needs!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192030 +0000" stop="20260816194312 +0000" channel="C1705.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toy Trouble - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Pip and Freddy show Mia the joys of giving away her old toys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182132 +0000" stop="20260816184429 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carbon Copies - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dudley is playing in Keswick's imagination station, but when he leaves the door open, his imaginations escape and cause havoc in Petropolis, specially his United States president copy, who plans to destroy the city as he isn't allowed to cut his hair in a kids' barber shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184429 +0000" stop="20260816190723 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TUFF Cookies - S02E25</title>
    <desc>As Dudley is sad because he has never been a spokesman, he accepts to be in Quacky the Duck's commercial for his new cookie brand, Animal Quackers, which is secretly made of Thanksgiving dinner, causing people who eat it to fall asleep. Dudley is the only one who stays awake to stop Quacky's plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190723 +0000" stop="20260816193024 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Subliminal Criminal - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Dudley drinks Keswick's formula to understand criminal minds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193024 +0000" stop="20260816195428 +0000" channel="C1706.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sob Story - S02E36</title>
    <desc>Dudley uses fake tears to get whatever he wants, but his excessive crying soon leads to others questioning his ability to fight crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181647 +0000" stop="20260816184059 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firefighters Only - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Ike invests in a Firefighters’ Only dating site, but when the rest of the Crew signs up, each has their own unique trouble finding love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184059 +0000" stop="20260816190501 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Penisi-ful Life - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Eddie questions whether his Crew appreciates him, he’s given a glimpse of what life would be like without him, only to find the vision not so comforting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190501 +0000" stop="20260816192903 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kangaroo Court - S04E12</title>
    <desc>A fun firefighter tradition of holding a mock trial for station offenses turns “not so fun” when some eye-opening accusations are brought against Chief McConky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192903 +0000" stop="20260816195315 +0000" channel="C1708.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Annual Fire Department Blood Drive goes from good to bad when the Firefighters are forced to team up for charity with the Local Cops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181723 +0000" stop="20260816184539 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House of Horror - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Les Whilton is the president of a college fraternity. He decides to scare three pledges by daring them to spend a night in a haunted house. He and some of his friends have set up the place to look like it's haunted. Along for the ride is a group of sorority sisters. When everyone else turns up missing, everyone turns to Whilton. Whilton goes into the house alone and he gets a big surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184539 +0000" stop="20260816191228 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Well Cooked Hams - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A frustrated magician comes across a true genius. He decides to kill him and steal his magic, but he finds himself in big trouble and it's going to be the last magic trick he will ever perform.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191228 +0000" stop="20260816194000 +0000" channel="C1711.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Creep Course - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Reggie is a college jock who is trying to pass a history test. He asks the class bookworm Stella Bishop to help tutor him. She goes to Finely's house to to get the answer sheet, but when she gets there, Finely and Reggie lock her in a mummy's tomb. Finely double crosses Reggie by poisoning him. Finely goes back to check his work, and gets a big surprise. Stella is not dead. She has been charming the mummy by impersonating his dead girlfriend making the mummy jealous and Reggie and Finely really take the wraps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180004 +0000" stop="20260816182249 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Molly - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Molly is tired of no one noticing her, especially when she has something to say.  After watching a movie one night, she's convinced the tower a few blocks down is the home of a mad scientist.  Since no one ever notices her, she goes to investigate on her own.  While she's there, she accidentally turns on a machine that shrinks her.  When Baloo, Kit, and Becky find that she's missing, they search high and low for her.  Only they don't know how low they should be searching.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182249 +0000" stop="20260816184534 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bygones - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Baloo is reading about the Great War pilot Ricky Sky, who vanished 20 years ago transporting silver for the war effort.  The disappearance lead to the belief that he and his crew stole the silver for themselves.  While avoiding Don Karnage and his pirates, he sees a distress flash from a downed pilot.  When he stops to investigate, it's a man claiming he's the legendary Rick Sky.  Baloo says that Rick sky would be 50, the man looks 30.  When they return to Higher for Hire, Rick says he needs to restore the honor of squadron, for they were not thieves.  Only he can't remember what happened the day of the disappearance.  Becky won't give in, claiming this man cannot be Rick Sky.  When Baloo sticks to his guns, he's surprised to find the man stealing the Sea Duck.  Now Baloo must get his plane back, avoid Don Karnage and his pirates, and finally find out who this mysterious man really is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184534 +0000" stop="20260816190830 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Dupes - S01E65</title>
    <desc>Baloo is contracted to deliver a package to the Thembrian High Marshall, but is unaware that it contains a bomb planted there by a bomb builder who wants to provoke a war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190830 +0000" stop="20260816193108 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder &amp; Lightning (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kit Cloudkicker bumps into Baloo and hides a secret treasure so that his now to be enemy, Don Karnage won't find it. Actually Kit gets to know Baloo more better and tells him alot of things. Baloo and Kit are ambushed by Karnage and his pirates. When Baloo and Kit have a furious argument, Kit gets caught from the pirates and Baloo rescues him. Kit apologizes about the argument and tells Baloo that he has a treasure that he wants to share with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193108 +0000" stop="20260816195406 +0000" channel="C1713.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder &amp; Lightning (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Returning from the pirates, Baloo and Kit go out to find the treasure that Kit promised to share with Baloo only to find out that it's a one jewel treasure. Later Baloo finds out that a another volunteer named Rebecca Cunningham has taken over his job and wants to help him with job and process. Then later Baloo goes to Shere Kahn and thells them about the one jewel treasure that Kit took from Don Karnage. With nothing else to say, Kahn wanted the two to bring back the powerful jewel only to find out that there place was clashed and Becky and her daughter Molly was kidnapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180207 +0000" stop="20260816181317 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Couples Clash (Part 2) - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Who's the best couple? Talking Tom and Talking Angela face off against Talking Ben and his girlfriend Xenon in an epic game of Couple Clash. But winning the show might mean the end of everybody's friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181317 +0000" stop="20260816182425 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Backup Genius - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Talking Ben finds a protegè to pass all of his knowledge on to. But when he brings his new student to the garage, not everyone is impressed. Has Ben made the right choice, or will his decision threaten to put an end to Tom and Ben Enterprises?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182425 +0000" stop="20260816183553 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cool and the Nerd - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Talking Ben feels terrible about a fight with Talking Ginger and wants to make it up to him the best way he knows how - with a customized gift signed by the coolest guy on earth, Will Z. But when Will Z comes to visit, something about him seems wrong. Is it possible there's such thing as being too cool?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183553 +0000" stop="20260816184655 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sabotage - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Talking Angela is excited when Talking Tom sells one of her songs - until she realizes he accidentally sold it to the evil CEO, who is using it as his theme song as he tries to run for mayor of the town. Now the gang has to try to get Angela's song back from their nemesis before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184655 +0000" stop="20260816185758 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vote For Tom - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The race is on! Election night is fast approaching, but there’s still everything to play for! Who’s going to be the next mayor? Talking Tom or the CEO?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185758 +0000" stop="20260816190908 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Town - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Talking Tom’s the mayor! All he wants to do now is make people happy. But that proves way more complicated than he first thought..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190908 +0000" stop="20260816192019 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Nerd Club - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Desperate for intellectual conversation, Talking Ben joins a club for hyper-intelligent people. He is excited to finally be among people who think like he does - until the Smarties start making fun of his non-genius friends. Tensions run high as Ben is forced to decide between his old friends and his new club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192019 +0000" stop="20260816193131 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Date Disaster - S02E13</title>
    <desc>During a double date, Talking Tom and his friends get trapped in the diner because of a storm. Tom tries to keep things fun, but strange noises from outside convince everyone that there might be a monster coming for them. Are people just being paranoid? Or is this date about to end in disaster?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193131 +0000" stop="20260816194250 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Email Fail - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Email fail! Talking Tom accidentally just sent a top secret master plan to his enemy, the CEO. Can he stop it reaching him?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194250 +0000" stop="20260816195402 +0000" channel="C1714.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babysitter Tom - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Talking Ginger is unhappy with his strict nanny, who dresses him like a baby and won't let him go to a demolition derby. Talking Tom agrees to take over the nanny-ing job, thinking all he has to do is be cool. But the pressure of keeping Ginger safe quickly becomes more than Tom bargained for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182607 +0000" stop="20260816190850 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DJ of Dragons - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Dj Steve Aoki wants an aquarium that features a three-headed dragon about to escape from the tank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190850 +0000" stop="20260816195244 +0000" channel="C1715.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Superstar Surprise! - S11E05</title>
    <desc>A tank for Jason Aldean is a surprise gift from his wife, Brittany Kerr, but this outdoors-theme aquarium has to be built before he comes home from his latest tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181614 +0000" stop="20260816184058 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tony and Brian - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Tony has been spending time with young Brian, who is now out of his wheelchair and is seemingly back in good health.  Tony has really enjoyed all the time spent with Brian, and the gang urges Tony to try to adopt the orphaned boy.  It turns out, however, that Brian is trying to get a rich family to adopt him and has seemingly found one, the Brennans.  Nonetheless, Tony and Alex go to visit Brian at the Brennans, so Tony can ask Brian if he wants Tony to be his father.  Brian is touched, but claims he has to think of his future and thus, would rather stay with the Brennans.  Later, Brian shows up at Tony's apartment with a suitcase, saying he was rejected by the Brennans and is there to stay.  Tony is still hurt that Brian initially rejected him, though, and makes things a little tough on Brian before he agrees to let him stay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184058 +0000" stop="20260816190541 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Coming for Brefnish - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Latka meets and begins dating Simka, a woman from his home country.  Things are going well until they hit a roadblock: Simka is a "mountain person," one of the country's underclass that Latka has been taught to make fun of.  When they can't seem to work through the situation, they break up, but soon, Latka is miserable and wants Simka back.  Too late, thoughâ€”she's begun dating a handsome young doctor, and Simka gingerly turns Latka down when he asks if she wants to get back together.  Latka is left depressed, but has learned a lesson about prejudices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190541 +0000" stop="20260816193021 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Price Bobby? - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Bobby feels very lucky when a top notch theatrical agent (Nora) is in his cab.  He makes a pitch to her, telling her about what a good actor he is, and initially she shuns him, but later agrees to watch him in the play he currently stars in.  Sure enough, Nora sees him and then agrees to work with him, but it soon becomes evident that she has more than a business interest in him.  Nonetheless, he begins a relationship with her, and his career is suddenly really starting to take off. Soon enough, Bobby is feeling as though he's prostituting himself and eventually gets up the courage to tell Nora he wishes to keep their relationship on a business level.  This does not sit well with Nora, who not only stops representing him, but in their final argument, takes away Bobby's self respect and his shoes!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193021 +0000" stop="20260816195507 +0000" channel="C1716.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shut It Down (1) - S02E19</title>
    <desc>After Tony's cab's brakes fail, the cabbies are all furious at the company's frugality when it comes to fixing/replacing cabs. Elaine is elected shop steward, and after an unsuccessful meeting with Mr. Mackenzie, the big boss, the cabbies go on strike. Louie is initially not conerned about the actions of the union, because he's altered the bookkeeping to show that the company spends adequate money on the upkeep of the taxis, but after Alex scares him with talk of God's vengeance, Louie softens. Louie calls in Elaine and agrees to her demands with the caveat that she go on a date with him (continued in the next episode).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181747 +0000" stop="20260816190257 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Umizoomi vs. The Shape Bandit - S03E05</title>
    <desc>There's a Shape Bandit on the loose and he's taking shapes from all over Umi City! But when he takes Geo's Shape Belt, he crosses the line! It's up to Team Umizoomi to get Geo's Shape Belt back and save Umi City!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190257 +0000" stop="20260816192605 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shooting Star! - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Shooting Star is the tiniest horse at the ranch. More than anything he wants to be BIG like the other horses. Team Umizoomi takes Shooting Star on a mission to find four magical horseshoes that will make Shooting Star grow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192605 +0000" stop="20260816194913 +0000" channel="C1717.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presto's Magic House - S03E07</title>
    <desc>When Presto the Magician accidentally puts his wand in the washing machine, magic bubbles fill the laundry room, and Presto gets trapped inside of one. It's up to the Team to travel through Presto's wacky house and rescue him!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180059 +0000" stop="20260816183022 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Biscuits - S01E02</title>
    <desc>It’s Ted’s first day of coaching, and fans aren’t happy. He makes little headway but remains undeterred as the team plays its first match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183022 +0000" stop="20260816190048 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trent Crimm: The Independent - S01E03</title>
    <desc>To arrange an in-depth exposé, Rebecca pairs cynical journalist Trent Crimm with Ted for a day. Ted and Roy venture into the community.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190048 +0000" stop="20260816193429 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For the Children - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Rebecca hosts the team’s annual charity benefit, where Ted stages a reconciliation between Roy and Jamie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182830 +0000" stop="20260817191526 +0000" channel="C1718.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Curiouser and Curiouser - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Ted returns to Richmond to meet the Lady Greyhounds, but not everyone is glad to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181355 +0000" stop="20260816185452 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Co-parenthood - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Jenelle's second son, Kaiser, is born. Leah discovers that Corey wants full custody of the girls. Kailyn gets emotional when Isaac leaves for summer visitation with Jo. Adam's ex reenters the picture, shocking Chelsea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185452 +0000" stop="20260816193607 +0000" channel="C1719.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish You Were Here - S05E24</title>
    <desc>In this spectacular episode, Leah and Corey face each other in court. Kailyn and Javi adjust to life without Isaac. Chelsea deals with another of Adam's arrests. Jenelle tries to build a family for both Jace and Kaiser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180654 +0000" stop="20260816182838 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Exam - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Three H.I.V.E. graduates, Mammoth, Jinx, and Gizmo, are sent by the mysterious Slade to attack the Titans. While presumably well-trained and able to control their powers, the Titans get completely overpowered by the bad guys! Will the Titans be able to defeat these three villains and ruin Slade's plan?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182838 +0000" stop="20260816185019 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sisters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Starfires better-than-her-at-everything sister, Blackfire, visits Starfire as the latter is suffering a personal crisis; she quickly makes friends with the Titans, and slowly begins to pull them away from Starfire, making her feel like an outcast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185019 +0000" stop="20260816191138 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Titans attempt to thwart the villain Cinderblock as he breaks into a prison to free a specific prisoner, but their lack of teamwork lets both get away. Cyborg and Robin start arguing over who is responsible, and Cyborg quits. Cinderblock turns over the prisoner to the mysterious "Slade," who when awakened, becomes Plasmus. The remaining Titans go after Plasmus, but are overwhelmed until Cyborg shows up and helps them defeat Plasmus after capturing Cinderblock, leaving Robin to wonder who is the mastermind behind the plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191138 +0000" stop="20260816193326 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forces of Nature - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Dark clouds blow in, bringing Thunder and Lightning, two stormy brothers looking for a good time. Unfortunately, their idea of fun is wrecking everything in sight. Meanwhile, after one of Beast Boy's practical jokes on Starfire misfires, Beast Boy learns his lesson after realizing that, just like the brothers, there are penalties when you don't think of others. He starts to get through to one of the brothers, Thunder, but the mysterious Slade disguised as a Chinese sorcerer shows up and tricks the brothers into unleashing a fire demon. Beast Boy gets through to Thunder, who gets through to his brother - the two team up to summon a thunderstorm and put out the demon while Slade escapes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193326 +0000" stop="20260816195501 +0000" channel="C1720.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sum of His Parts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cyborg is reminded he's not completely human, when his power cell dies during a wild junkyard battle with the Amazing Mumbo. The Titans fear Mumbo has taken their friend, and search the city for Cyborg. But Fixit, a cybernetic hermit who finds and repairs broken things, finds Cyborg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180118 +0000" stop="20260816181139 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Night Stopped Beginning to Shine and Became Dark Even Though It Was the Day - Chapter Four: The Night Begins to Shine - S04E30</title>
    <desc>In a final epic battle, the Titans and their musician friends square off against the dragon for control of the Night Begins to Shine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181139 +0000" stop="20260816182207 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lication - S04E31</title>
    <desc>Robin introduces the other Titans to a money-making application but they soon learn the dangers of a shareconomy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182207 +0000" stop="20260816183235 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Labor Day - S04E32</title>
    <desc>Robin uses Labor Day as an opportunity to teach the other Titans about the importance of labor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183235 +0000" stop="20260816184327 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Classic Titans - S04E33</title>
    <desc>Control Freak attempts to prove his point about classic superhero cartoons by sending the Titans to a former version of ``Teen Titans Go!''</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184327 +0000" stop="20260816185340 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ones and Zeroes - S04E34</title>
    <desc>The Titans build an AI robot so it will create a pizza that's never been made before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185340 +0000" stop="20260816190353 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Career Day - S04E35</title>
    <desc>Robin forces the other Titans to forget their dreams and find regular, boring jobs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190353 +0000" stop="20260816191504 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TV Knight 2 - S04E36</title>
    <desc>Batman and Commissioner Gordon have a slumber party and watch their favorite TV shows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191504 +0000" stop="20260816192609 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star (1) - S04E37</title>
    <desc>The Justice League holds a talent competition to find a superhero worthy of joining their team and Robin tries everything to win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192609 +0000" stop="20260816193629 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star (2) - S04E38</title>
    <desc>The Justice League holds a talent competition to find a superhero worthy of joining their team and Robin tries everything to win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193629 +0000" stop="20260816194734 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Academy - S04E39</title>
    <desc>Robin creates the Teen Titans Awards in an effort to get his teammates to clean up the tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194734 +0000" stop="20260816195755 +0000" channel="C1721.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Costume Contest - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Tired of losing to the Hive Five every year, the Titans hatch a scheme to win the costume contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181940 +0000" stop="20260816184311 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Zipp Attack - S04E22</title>
    <desc>An alien called a 'Zipp' is sent to Earth, but this little alien soon becomes a big problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184311 +0000" stop="20260816190652 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donatello Makes Time - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Donatello invents a machine that can freeze time, which a deranged professor steals as part of a plan to conquer the world.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190652 +0000" stop="20260816193043 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farewell Lotus Blossom - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Ninja Lotus Blossom's nightmares draw her to a strange artifact in the Turtles' possession. The artifact contains an angry spirit, whose wife's soul is within Lotus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193043 +0000" stop="20260816195418 +0000" channel="C1722.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebel Without a Fin - S04E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Polidorius, a mad scientist plotting to mutate all humanity into aquatic-beings, creates Ray (not the similarly-named Mighty Mutanimals character), who possesses several abilities of different marine species. Ray kidnaps April O'Neil, and Polidorius mutates her into a fish-woman to be Ray's mate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180718 +0000" stop="20260816183000 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Blow-Out! - S05E20</title>
    <desc>After discovering a treacherous scheme, the Turtles, along with April, Casey, Karai and Shinigami, enlists the Mighty Mutanimals in order to defeat Bebop and Rocksteady. Meanwhile the 1987 turtles are trained enough to take down 1987 Shredder and Krang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183000 +0000" stop="20260816185336 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Turtles (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>For fifteen years, four mutant Turtles and their rodent sensei have lived a secret life beneath the sewers of New York. Coming to the surface for the first time, the Turtles soon find their day out interrupted as a young girl and her father become the targets of mysterious, and dangerous, men...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185336 +0000" stop="20260816191841 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rise of the Turtles (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When April O'Neil is abducted, the Turtles search leads to the base of the robotic Kraang army, and Leonardo struggles to unify his rebellious brothers to victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191841 +0000" stop="20260816194226 +0000" channel="C1724.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turtle Temper - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Turtles are in danger of exposure when hot-headed Raphael is caught on video arguing with a human on the street. He must learn to control his temper in order to help the others retrieve the video before it falls into the wrong hands.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181313 +0000" stop="20260816183845 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expect the Unexpected (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Zelda attacks NASA's outpost on Mars and establishes her home, then mounts an attack on Earth, forcing the Terrahawks into battle</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183845 +0000" stop="20260816190359 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Expect the Unexpected (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Terrahawks struggle to defend against the aliens' strange powers, and find they may be forced to stop the attack at the cost of Ninestein's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190359 +0000" stop="20260816192748 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thunder-Roar - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Zelda defrosts one of her monsters, Sram, who unleashes his devastating voice against the Terrahawks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192748 +0000" stop="20260816195213 +0000" channel="C1726.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Madeday - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sergant Major celebrates the day of his creation, whilst the master of infinite disguise, Moid, travels to Earth and takes the place of Hiro, who is being held captive in Antartica after being shot down by Zelda</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180556 +0000" stop="20260816182752 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally Simpson - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Red goes to the heart doctor and finds out that they are going to send a psychiatrist to his house to find out what is causing his stress. Kitty, who believes they always blame the wife, isn't too happy about it, so she starts to act weird. Meanwhile, Kelso introduces his co-worker, Suzy (Alyson Hannigan) to the gang. He says that he likes finally having a girl as a friend, without liking her as a girlfriend. Fez tells Kelso that he likes her. As Kelso is about to tell Suzy about Fez, she tells Kelso that she likes him. So Kelso tricks both of them. He tells Suzy she'll be on a date with him, and tells Fez he'll be on a date with Suzy. They both find out and are upset with Kelso, especially Fez.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182752 +0000" stop="20260816184935 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Won't Get Fooled Again - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Before a romantic evening with Eric, Donna realizes that she's missed taking one of her birth control pills.  Both of them completely freak out and seek out Kitty's advice.  Fez is still extremely angry about losing Suzy to Kelso, so he "dumps" Kelso and returns everything his former friend ever gave him.  Everyone in the gang tries to console the unhappy couple while Suzy plots to reunite them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184935 +0000" stop="20260816191130 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Don't You Do It - S06E14</title>
    <desc>After the recent pregnancy scare, Bob and the Formans insist that Eric and Donna go for counseling at the church.  During their first session, Eric and Donna lie to the minister about having pre-marital sex.  Kelso has also been lying lately, telling Brooke that he's doing better at the Police Academy than he actually is.  But lying becomes more difficult after there's a fire at the Academy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191130 +0000" stop="20260816193315 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Are You - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Jackie's mother, Pam Burkhart (Brooke Shields) unexpectedly returns from Mexico.  Everyone tries to convince Jackie to forgive her mother and welcome her back into her life.  However, when Pam starts dating Bob, Donna and Jackie realize that Pam is still a gold-digger.  Donna and Jackie agree to do whatever it takes to break their parents up.  Kelso is scared to leave for police academy, but the guys force him to go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193315 +0000" stop="20260816195510 +0000" channel="C1727.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with Money - S06E16</title>
    <desc>When none of the guys will help Donna and Jackie in convincing their parents not to date, they come up with their own plan to try to lure Pam away and prove she doesn't really love Bob.  Meanwhile Red's heart monitor keeps going off around Pam prompting Kitty to think Red is "extremely happy" around her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180314 +0000" stop="20260816182846 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When in Rome - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ann wins a part in an Italian movie, but turns it down when she discovers it includes a nude scene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182846 +0000" stop="20260816185417 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving Comes but Once a Year, Hopefully - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Trying to cook everyone's favorite Thanksgiving dishes, Ann takes over a neighbor's kitchen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185417 +0000" stop="20260816191932 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mailman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>While modeling at restaurant, Ann meets an agent who hires her for a publicity stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191932 +0000" stop="20260816194505 +0000" channel="C1728.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's a Mod, Mod World (1) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Ann meets a fashion photographer who wants to take her to California to do a shoot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181854 +0000" stop="20260816184236 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gabiru is Here! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Rimuru's village has gained Benimaru and the other five Ogres as its newest allies. Soon after, the Lizardman Gabiru visits the village, having heard rumors about it. Gabiru has been visiting Goblin villages throughout the Great Forest of Jura to enlist their aid in fighting off the Orc army. When he faces Ranga with an attitude of provocation, Ranga tells him that if he can defeat Gobta, they'll hear what he has to say...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184236 +0000" stop="20260816190618 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gears Spin Out of Control - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The Orc army, led by the Orc Lord, continues its conquest throughout the Great Forest of Jura. The crisis has spurred Treyni of the Dryads, the caretakers of the forest, to take action. She has had her eye on Rimuru after noticing his rise to prominence in the forest, and she wants Rimuru to defeat the Orc Lord.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190618 +0000" stop="20260816193000 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Clash - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Rimuru and his Goblin riders set out for the marshlands to finalize their alliance with the Lizardmen. On the way, they save a Lizardman who'd been attacked by the Orcs. The victim turns out to be Gabiru's younger sister, who reveals that Gabiru led an insurrection and left to fight the Orc Lord without waiting for the alliance. She also pleads with Rimuru to save Gabiru and the rest of her clan. Meanwhile, Gabiru faces the massive Orc army and is shocked when he witnesses the power of their unique skill, Starved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193000 +0000" stop="20260816195342 +0000" channel="C1729.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One Who Devours All - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The majin Gelmud makes his appearance at last. His true goal was to evolve the Orc Lord into the Orc Disaster, a Demon Lord, and have him reign over the Forest of Jura. Upon learning this, the Orc Lord takes action...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180108 +0000" stop="20260816182341 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rae of Sunshine - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Raven unwittingly hosts a slumber party at her house for Sydney's new club, the local Bayside Sunshine Girls, and everything turns into a complete disaster. Meanwhile, Cory takes Eddie and Chelsea to the movies, and has to deal with their loudness. Despite Eddie and Chelsea making all the noise, it is Cory who gets kicked out of the theater for being too loud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182341 +0000" stop="20260816184613 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dress is Always Greener - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Raven is getting very annoyed with Donna Cabonna because she wants to be a fashion designer, not a maid. Then, Donna's ex-best friend (but now arch-enemy), Lora Stelladora, moves into the office upstairs, and offers Raven a job as a fashion designer. Raven quickly finds that she has to deal with two bosses. Meanwhile, Cory and Eddie try to profit on Chelsea's potato that resembles Abraham Lincoln.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184613 +0000" stop="20260816190846 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teacher's Pet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Raven's scheme to get an exam postponed gets the new, hip young history teacher fired. Meanwhile, Cory auditions girls to find a new lead singer for his band, but "The Juicer" insists that he will be the new singer because he "sings like an angel".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190846 +0000" stop="20260816193118 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way We Were - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Raven and Chelsea throw Eddie a surprise birthday party, and invite both of his divorced parents, who—Eddie suspects—will get back together. However, Eddie quickly finds out about the party from Chelsea, of course.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193118 +0000" stop="20260816195324 +0000" channel="C1730.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where There's Smoke - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Raven suspects that Cory has started smoking when she finds a pack of cigarettes in Cory's shirt pocket which gets him in trouble, but he is really hiding them from his girlfriend, Cindy, so she does not smoke them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182830 +0000" stop="20260816185750 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>As the election looms and the Opposition eye the prize, the word around the Westminster Village is that Malcolm Tucker is running out of both options and friends. He may have bitten off more than he can chew with Steve Fleming, but when an offer of help appears from an unlikely direction, Malcolm starts to set his finest trap yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185750 +0000" stop="20260816192639 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Peter Mannion, the Secretary of State for Social Affairs, is told to launch his coalition partner Fergus's new 'Networked Nation' policy at a school. Peter doesn't even know how to right-click a mouse and would rather be celebrating his wedding anniversary, but Stewart Pearson won't hear otherwise. So Fergus is left in charge of drawing up a list of staff redundancies, and Terri Coverley is pretty sure she can make Fergus's hit list if she works hard at under-performing, and finds help from an unexpected direction. Peter's policy launch is a disaster, and the disaster recovery plan is even more of a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192639 +0000" stop="20260816195445 +0000" channel="C1731.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>With Glenn gone, Nicola Murray is busy breaking in her new policy advisor, Helen Hatley. When Helen is accidentally photographed holding notes from an ideas meeting, Nicola is understandably angry. Of course, Nicola is already stressed by having an eight foot pork chop following her about, whilst simultaneously being attacked by the rest of her party for endorsing an unpopular policy. Even worse, her rival Dan Miller seems to be getting on very well with Malcolm Tucker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180730 +0000" stop="20260816183618 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids Today - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Fowler and Grim clash over their views of handling juvenile troublemakers so they decide to take them on a retreat. Further tension arises when Goody punches a teenage skinhead for racially abusing Habib and is subsequently charged for assault.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183618 +0000" stop="20260816190523 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yuletide Spirit - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Goody buys Fowler a puncture repair kit and Habib some lingerie, but accidentally gives them the wrong presents, and matters are made more complicated when Dawkins believes the lingerie is a gift for her from Fowler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190523 +0000" stop="20260816193436 +0000" channel="C1732.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Court in the Act - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Grim and Boyle enlist the help of Fowler and his officers to search the home of a suspected drug-dealer, and Goody finds the drugs in the kitchen. But the too-obvious location, Boyle's discretion and Grim's uncomfortableness lead Fowler to believe something is going on behind the arrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184626 +0000" stop="20260816193136 +0000" channel="C1733.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'86 - Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>It's the day of Woody and Lol's wedding, but all is not well and things aren't helped when Meggy has a sudden crisis. Lava lamps will fly, wreaths will be stolen, and old desires will be rekindled...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180125 +0000" stop="20260816181222 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Mr. Nice Engine - S17E25</title>
    <desc>Hiro is a strong and gentle engine but Diesel tries to teach him other ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181222 +0000" stop="20260816182318 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Snow for Thomas - S17E17</title>
    <desc>Thomas refuses to wear his snowplough and leaves it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182318 +0000" stop="20260816183415 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa's Little Engine - S17E18</title>
    <desc>The Fat Controller is to dress up as Santa and ride a sleigh.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183415 +0000" stop="20260816184512 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Missing Christmas Decorations - S17E19</title>
    <desc>Diesel 10 decides to steal the Christmas decorations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184512 +0000" stop="20260816185609 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Frozen Turntable - S17E20</title>
    <desc>The turntable at Tidmouth Sheds is frozen leaving just one berth available.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185609 +0000" stop="20260816190705 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Away from the Sea - S17E21</title>
    <desc>Salty gets the feeling he is being replaced.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190705 +0000" stop="20260816191802 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishing - S17E22</title>
    <desc>Harvey is teased about his hook by Bill and Ben.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191802 +0000" stop="20260816192859 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Afternoon Tea Express - S17E23</title>
    <desc>Stephen is collecting ingredients for afternoon tea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192859 +0000" stop="20260816193956 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smelly Kipper - S17E24</title>
    <desc>Percy is teased by James for being scared of the dark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193956 +0000" stop="20260816195052 +0000" channel="C1734.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Reliable Edward - S18E01</title>
    <desc>The bigger engines tease Edward for being old and unreliable, especially Gordon. But when Gordon sees some red trousers blowing by the tracks, he mistakes them for a red danger flag and stops, ending up stuck on Gordon's Hill. Edward has to come and give him a push, but Gordon does not even say thank you, so Thomas and Edward decide to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180754 +0000" stop="20260816183307 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Larry Loves Janet - S04E15</title>
    <desc>After an unsuccessful date, Janet comforts Larry, who takes her kindess the wrong way when he thinks that she wants him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183307 +0000" stop="20260816185821 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mighty Mouth - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Jack goes out with a girl who has a muscular brother that doesn't like her sister dating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185821 +0000" stop="20260816192333 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love Lesson - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Furley hopes to "straighten" Jack out by giving him love lessons. If he is indeed straight, he has to move out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192333 +0000" stop="20260816194846 +0000" channel="C1735.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handcuffed - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Chrissy borrows her policeman cousin's handcuffs and accidentally gets locked together with Jack who has a big date waiting for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180824 +0000" stop="20260816185125 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Collapse a Superpower - S05E04</title>
    <desc>With a little imagination, could a few terrorists sabotage a mighty nation? Perhaps even tear down modern civilization? The stability of the US, Europe, China, or any global power depends on high-speed digital communication. Our increasing dependence on digital devices and global interactivity may be placing us in grave danger. Scientists around the world are dealing with new threats such as body hacking, Trojan horse viruses, and brain-damaging Internet addiction. But what if the ultimate threat isn’t an attack on technology, but the technology? Could the final superpower be the disembodied mind of the Internet itself?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185125 +0000" stop="20260816193422 +0000" channel="C1736.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Does the Ocean Think? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>There could be an undiscovered species on Earth unlike anything we’ve ever known. Not in the ocean, but the ocean itself! Its body spans thousands of miles; its heart beats with a one-thousand-year pulse. It could even have an immune system capable of annihilating all other life on earth. Just as our bodies function through the interaction of water with individual cells, including bacteria and other microorganisms, the ocean’s residents might collectively form a super-organism. A recent discovery suggests the ocean is a living being capable of thought. If so, what is the ocean thinking about us?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182142 +0000" stop="20260816191212 +0000" channel="C1737.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man from M.I.5 - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Seemingly without a care in the world, a man relaxes aboard his yacht in the Mediterranean. Other than the five bullets he takes from a mysterious scuba diver that sneaks onto the vessel, life couldn't be sweeter.
The assassin rummages through the dead man's desk, and flees when he finds what he has been looking for. The boat then explodes, attracting the attention of the victim's colleagues, who just happen to belong to the British secret service.
Realizing that the explosion was no accident, and that plans for a nuclear device which were supposed to be exchanged are now missing, the British agents contact International Rescue. Lady Penelope, under the guise of a fashion model, plants a story in the paper that she has arrived to crack the case and expose the killers.
Predictably, a man wielding a gun pays Penelope a visit and forces her from her yacht. Has she made a mistake by sending Parker off to gamble in Monte Carlo? It's possible that she's underestimated the viciousness of her</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180332 +0000" stop="20260816182542 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Break Out - S03E21</title>
    <desc>In order to build a T-drive engine for the Zero-X, Brains needs help from the Mechanic. The trouble is, the Mechanic is locked inside a space prison known as the Hex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182542 +0000" stop="20260816184759 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buried Treasure - S03E22</title>
    <desc>An urban explorer gets trapped in an underground trash mine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184759 +0000" stop="20260816191008 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venom - S03E23</title>
    <desc>A hepetologist is bitten by a rare spider in a dense rainforest, and a carrier drone containing anti-venom goes off course. Kayo, Scott and Virgil fly to the scene to find the drone before its too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191008 +0000" stop="20260816193219 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firebreak - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Two Rescue Scouts get locked inside an antiquated crablogger vehicle in the middle of a forest fire. The Tracys respond, and assist both on land and in the sky to rescue the scouts and put out the fires.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193219 +0000" stop="20260816195429 +0000" channel="C1738.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Long Reach (1) - S03E25</title>
    <desc>International Rescue attempt their most difficult mission ever while defending Tracy Island from a dangerous assault.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181622 +0000" stop="20260816183848 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pie in the Sky / A Quarter / Red - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The dogs want to eat at the 'Pie in the Sky' restaurant.  But they keep winding up at different stores in the mall that all employ Hollywood, who keeps selling the dogs products and telling them to just 'charge it'. / While passing a payphone with the phone off the hook, the dogs are told by the automatic teller to deposit 25�.  Not wanting to disobey, the dogs then go in search for a quarter. This leads them to a cash machine, a trip to the psychiatrist, and a money making scheme. / The two dogs meet Red, who's off to her ill grandmother's house to give her some cheese cake.  But the dogs lead her to the Three Bears house where they eat their porridge, sit in their chairs, and sleep in their beds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183848 +0000" stop="20260816190117 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Teacher / Seeing Eye Dogs / Spooks-a-Poppin' - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Kenny's regular school teacher is on sick leave (nervous breakdown), so Mr. Hollywood (or Mr. H.) is substituting.  But he's in for a challenge when he meets Kenny and his class. / The dogs are sold as seeing eye dogs to Hollywood, who's blind after an eye exam, but Big Dog is more concerned with finding a fire hydrant, while Little Dog keeps claiming he knows a shortcut, which involves going through a construction yard. / The Little Dog wants to recover some bones he's buried in the 'Paws and Reflect' pet cemetery.  But his head becomes stuck inside a skull, the Big Dog becomes afraid of him and hides.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190117 +0000" stop="20260816192346 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheep Dogs / Trash Day / Hollywood's Ark - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The dogs are mistaken as farm hands on Farmer Hollywood's farm.  Wanting breakfast, the dogs must first learn how to 'round up the doggies' to earn their meal. / It's garbage day, and the two dogs scrounge through a trash can for things. but a heated debate ensues when they find a used toilet seat that both of them want. / Hollywood is Noah, building his Ark and gathering two of every animal.  When it comes time to get two dogs, he finds Big Dog and Little Dog.  But the two prove to be very taxing on Hollywood and the rest of the animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192346 +0000" stop="20260816194613 +0000" channel="C1839.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Values / Red Strikes Back / Stunt Dogs - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The dogs happen upon a little home that's having a cook-out.  Upon investigating, they find a family that's very Brady Bunch-esque.  The family is getting into situations that they're 'learning from'. / The dogs are once again tempted to follow Red (this time with the promise of BBQ-flavored canned cheese).  They wind up at the witch's house from Hansel and Gretel.  There, they are forced to feed Red until she is ready to be eaten. / The dogs try to get into a dog food commercial for the free food, but they accidentally wander into the wrong studio where they're filming a jungle picture.  It stars Hollywood, and he mistakes the dogs for the stunt doubles for jungle king's faithful sidekicks: Bo-Bo and Boo-Boo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180510 +0000" stop="20260816185433 +0000" channel="C1847.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Are a Number of Problems with Clay Jensen - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The police interrogate Justin and Clay about the night Clay pulled a gun on Bryce. Clay discovers that Ani and Bryce's bond ran deeper than he realized.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185433 +0000" stop="20260816194609 +0000" channel="C1847.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In High School, Even on a Good Day, It's Hard to Tell Who's on Your Side - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mr. Porter interviews students about Clay, who pleads his innocence to Mrs. Walker. Learning Porter counseled Bryce, Clay and Ani question his motives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182948 +0000" stop="20260816191213 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Labour Day - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The squad escapes to a cottage for the weekend, where alcohol and the intimate setting lead to conflict.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191213 +0000" stop="20260816195603 +0000" channel="C1869.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The patrollers of 19 struggle to find their footing. Nick realizes what he wants. Dulac loses control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181659 +0000" stop="20260816183818 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is Weird - S03E06</title>
    <desc>A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow &amp; a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183818 +0000" stop="20260816185849 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hurry Up and Die - S03E07</title>
    <desc>An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185849 +0000" stop="20260816192008 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death Puts On a Dunce Cap - S03E08</title>
    <desc>A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192008 +0000" stop="20260816194128 +0000" channel="C1870.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young, Dumb and Full of Death - S03E09</title>
    <desc>A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182253 +0000" stop="20260816190600 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divine Move - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Forces come to a head when Ramse does what it takes to protect his newfound family, leaving Cole to deal with the aftermath.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190600 +0000" stop="20260816194902 +0000" channel="C1944.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shonin - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cole splinters to Tokyo, 1987 in a last chance effort to stop the Army of the 12 Monkeys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180924 +0000" stop="20260816184557 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Talk About Sex - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The battle of the sexes goes under a microscope as the participants disprove multiple myths and confirm others. The experts examine the results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184557 +0000" stop="20260816192440 +0000" channel="C1961.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You Biased? - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Ingrained bias sneaks in, prompting subjects to judge others by their accents, fire toy guns at innocent bystanders and underrate their own peers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184215 +0000" stop="20260816193918 +0000" channel="C1966.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Struggling to come to terms with the traumatic events of the last 24 hours, the home secretary's bodyguard David Budd himself falls under suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182001 +0000" stop="20260816191810 +0000" channel="C1986.312.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Down Like the Titanic - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Debbie finds Fiona at a low point and helps her pick up the pieces as Fiona continues to face pressure from Max Whitford on her investment hubris. Tami stumbles back into Lip's life. Frank enjoys the honeymoon period of his relationship with Ingrid, but reality interferes soon enough. Kev and V disagree about the future of their family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182302 +0000" stop="20260816192035 +0000" channel="C2000.290.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Strike is approached by a woman asking for help to find her mother, Margot Bamborough, who went missing in 1974 when a psychopathic serial killer stalked the streets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182331 +0000" stop="20260816184759 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three-Sided Battle to the Death - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Naraku tries to absorb Muso back into his body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184759 +0000" stop="20260816191226 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Totosai's Rigid Training - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Inuyasha visits Totosai for some help on making Tesusaiga strong enough to destroy Naraku's barrier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191226 +0000" stop="20260816193654 +0000" channel="C2005.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shiori's Family and  Inuyasha's Feelings - S03E19</title>
    <desc>To break Naraku's barrier, Inuyasha must strengthen the Tetsusaiga by making it absorb the blood of a bat-demon protecting its nest with a strong barrier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182155 +0000" stop="20260816184638 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Home) The Hearthfire Mansion - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Hestia Familia was victorious in their battle against Apollo, and now they've won a huge mansion and a giant pile of cash! Hestia sets out to recruit for the Familia, but there's something she's forgetting...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184638 +0000" stop="20260816191120 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Ishtar Familia) City of Lust - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Bell is caught up in a new adventure that takes him to the seedy underbelly of Orario: the pleasure quarters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191120 +0000" stop="20260816193603 +0000" channel="C2006.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>(Renard) Fox Person - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With the help of Haruhime the Renard, Bell escapes from the Amazoness prostitutes. But he begins to wonder about Haruhime, who says she was forced to be a prostitute against her will and isn't worth being saved.</desc>
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    <title>Flame Spirit (Ifrit) - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Kurumi and Kotori start fighting after a short conversation. Kurumi used one of her skills to make Kotori stay still, create copies of her, and shoot her a few times. Kotori fell over after Kurumi's last shot but Kotori's healing skill enables her to not die. Then, the shocked Kurumi send her copies to kill Shido but he was pushed away by Kotori and the copies were killed. In the heat of the fight, Kurumi used her one of her skills to Kotori but it only worked for a while. Kotori used her weapon to shoot Kurumi's angel after the frightened Kurumi summoned her copies to shield her. He immediately stands in front of Kurumi to shield her, knowing Kotori is no longer herself at that time when he tries to reason with Kotori to not kill Kurumi. Later, after the shot have launched, Kotori suddenly regained conscious and deflects the shot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182400 +0000" stop="20260816184744 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Countdown - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Shido is contemplating the situation regarding Kotori involving the events five years prior including the statements made by her and Origami about the apartment fire. While he meets with Reine to discuss the details regarding the date with Kotori, Origami is informed about high-tech gear coming into the base in two days by Ryouko while she visits Origami in the hospital. Ratatoskr's headquarter's personnel have all agreed that going to Ocean Park with Kotori is the ideal venue for Shido's date so Shido undergoes a training session outlined by Reine to prepare involving Shido taking Tohka and Yoshino to buy swimsuits. As Tohka asks about a swimsuit, Origami appears and teases her about it being a new piece of anti-Spirit equipment but reveals that her true motive for joining them is to inquire of Tohka about the Spirit of Flames to the point of politely being courteous in her questioning. Finding Tohka's information useless, Origami pressures Shido into giving his opinions on her choice of swimsuit. Tohka and Origami turn it into a battle in that whoever turns on Shido more gets to go on a date with him. Yoshino ultimately wins but back on Fraxinus, Shido watches the video of the fire from five years ago. Recognizing ordinary video noise as an actual person initiates a series of flashbacks that lead to Shido blacking out. During Kotori's date the next day, Tohka and Yoshino tag along to help Kotori ease up and be able to partake of the actual events. As Shido sees Kotori resorting to pharmaceuticals to counteract her deteriorating mental condition, his determination is invigorated so he goes about the date with just him and Kotori. At the AST base, Origami gets a firsthand view of the DW-029 Annihilator Gear codenamed “White Licorice” sent there by DEM Industries for use by Mana. In talking with Ryouko, she's indirectly told that they have footage of the battle between Kotori and Kurumi. In the last scene, Origami is staring at a frame from the footage showing Ko</desc>
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    <title>That Which Cannot Be Forgiven - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Picking up directly from Origami seeing Kotori, a frightened Kotori is with Shido at the amusement park riding various roller coasters and attractions on their date. Without communications, Ratatoskr can only monitor with Kyouhei making masochistic comments to the opportunities Shido should have taken. While separated, Yoshino tells Tohka what she overheard about Kotori being a Spirit and how Shido is trying to seal her powers. Origami steals the DW-029 Annihilator Gear codenamed “White Licorice” and suddenly attacks Kotori as she is talking to Shido. Origami enters into a rampage, going into a full offensive when she witnesses Kotori change into her Spirit form. Before Kotori strikes a finishing blow, Origami tells her of how she killed Origami's parents five years ago sending Kotori into a state of temporary shock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191243 +0000" stop="20260816193642 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date to Date - S00E01</title>
    <desc>While Tohka experiments with the new cellphone she got from Kotori, Origami approaches Shido and demands a date with him. Unable to refuse, Shido is assisted by the Fraxinus crew to ensure that their date becomes a total failure but all his attempts to ditch her are futile. Meanwhile, while shopping for dinner, Tohka calls Shido at his phone and believing his words of rejection are to her, she falls into despair and her powers go haywire, until Shido runs after her to clear the misunderstanding. Some time later, Shido has a date in the arcade with Tohka and when he asks to take a picture with her, she refuses and enters the photo cabin by herself instead, giving him a picture of hers that she claims is for his eyes only. Back at the school, the other students accidentally see the picture, which turns out to be a photo of a revealing Tohka, as the only photo she ever took was during a medical examination and believed Shido wanted a similar one, much to his chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193642 +0000" stop="20260816200024 +0000" channel="C2053.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daily Life - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Shido wakes up by the troubles of both Tohka and Yoshino and somehow resolves it, meanwhile Origami got suspended for two months by the AST. While eating their breakfast, Shido receives a text from Origami and they discuss about the event that happened a month ago, While cleaning the room of Shido, Tohka notice a suitcase (for their schooltrip) that is a resemblance of a drama sequel on the television. Tohka got worried and rushes to find Shido and found Shido with Origami. While Shido tries to make it up with Tohka by getting her some kinako bread and got home, he notice that the lock of his suitcase was broken, so he went out and meet up with Origami again. While Tohka imagines another scheme of the show she rushes again to find Shido. And this time he caught Shido and Origami together and imagines that both of them are leaving. Tohka gets jealous and gain of her powers and runs of while carrying Shido's suitcase. By the spirit power of Tohka, she activated a spacequake. Shido rushes to find Tohka and finds her in their special place and Tohka (misunderstands everything) tries to prevent Shido from leaving but he explains that all is a misunderstanding, while Tohka cannot control her powers and hit Shido with shockwaves but Shido is determined and sealed Tohka power again. While Isaac and Ellen scheming a plan for Tohka, meanwhile Kurumi have some other plans and that is to kill the first spirit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181700 +0000" stop="20260816184004 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Transfer - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Kira's plan to kill Near backfires and suspicions arise in the Japan Headquarters concerning Kira’s true identity in Light. Kira realizes he must hand off the Death Note once again and finds a new follower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184004 +0000" stop="20260816190308 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Selection - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Teru Mikami has always had a sense of justice and brought it upon himself to distinguish between good and evil. Now a grown adult, Teru serves under Kira and uses his newly acquired powers to choose a Kira spokesperson to replace Demegawa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190308 +0000" stop="20260816192611 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scorn - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Near comes closer and closer to the truth about who is who. He lays traps for Kira as Kira does the same for Near, setting the stage for the mounting final battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192611 +0000" stop="20260816194915 +0000" channel="C2055.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vigilance - S01E34</title>
    <desc>It is confirmed within the task force that Light is up to something in his meetings with Kiyomi. After exhaustive research, Near decides he can move into the final stages of his plan to expose and humiliate Kira.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180232 +0000" stop="20260816182715 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Return - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Yuka informs Mayu of Kouta's past. Meanwhile, Lucy and Mariko find each other and face off in a fight. Now, Nana and Kurama have to find Mariko because Kurama needs to kill her...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182715 +0000" stop="20260816185227 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Passing Rain - S00E01</title>
    <desc>This episode was made after the original series. Events take place somewhere within the timespan of episode eleven.

Trying to fit in, Nana gets scolded and runs off. She meets Bantou and promises to bring him Nyuu. But when it begins to rain and Nyu hits her head, will Nana survive? Parts of Lucy’s past are revealed, including her connection with Kurama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185227 +0000" stop="20260816191740 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Chance Encounter - S01E01</title>
    <desc>An unknown girl with invisible hands, or vectors, and telepathic powers escapes from a secret facility. The next day two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, find her. But she is different from before. She can only say one word, nyuu. Not knowing anything about her, the two cousins take her in. Kurama, the head scientist from th efacility where she escaped, has sent a merciless man, Bando, after her. With Bando tracking Nyuu, and Nyuu herself, will Kouta and Yuka be safe?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191740 +0000" stop="20260816194252 +0000" channel="C2069.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annihilation - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After breaking Kouta’s seashell, Nyuu runs way. Kouta finds her later at the beach, but he isn’t the only one. Bando and Satou, two members of the SAT who are after Lucy, are there as well. With Lucy acting more like an animal than a murder, does she stand a chance against the cold-hearted Bando?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180359 +0000" stop="20260816182826 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Library Panic - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Lucy's transformed, evil Celestial Spirits aim to perform a ritual that will give them "absolute freedom." As Lucy, Yukino, and Levy head to the Magic Library to find a clue to stop them, Natsu takes the fight to the Celestial Spirit World itself, and he encounters the more polite but deadly Taurus!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182826 +0000" stop="20260816185253 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hisui Rises! - S05E32</title>
    <desc>Princess Hisui and Arcadios are on their way to Fairy Tail when they fortuitously run into Natsu, Lucy, and Yukino. Princess Hisui has created something to send the wayward Celestial Spirits home by force, but the mother and son duo of Pisces appears to snatch it. And, like the other Celestial Spirits, this is a new, darker version of their previous selves. For example, the mother Pisces now has much bigger jaws...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185253 +0000" stop="20260816191720 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astral Spiritus - S05E33</title>
    <desc>The Fairy Tail cavalry arrives in Astral Spirytus to help Natsu and the gang try to stop the renegade Celestial Spirits from gaining perfect freedom at the cost of only having 12 days left to live. However, when the Spirits enter their respective gates, the Fairy Tail members split up to follow them for one last fight in the space between the Human World and Celestial Spirit World.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191720 +0000" stop="20260816194147 +0000" channel="C2076.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wendy vs. Aquarius - Let's Have Fun in the Amusement Park! - S05E34</title>
    <desc>The new version of Aquarius is a light-hearted girl who just wants to have fun, but that consists of wanton destruction with her water power. Wendy and Carla try to gently subdue her at some kind of pocket universe amusement park, a dubious prospect at best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180958 +0000" stop="20260816185744 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Summoning of Heroes - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Seeking the power of the Holy Grail, something that can make miracles occur, seven different mages summon seven Heroes, and fight until the last man remains--a battle of epic proportions, the Holy Grail War. In preparation for the war, various participants are chosen from all over the globe. Eight years ago in Einzbern Castle in Germany, a girl named Illyasviel is born. Her father, Emiya Kiritsugu, embraces her knowing he will be part of the battle, as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185744 +0000" stop="20260816192248 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fake First Shot - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Kiritsugu and his daughter Ilyasviel stroll through the Einzbern woods. As Saber watches the happy parent and child, she ponders why Kiritsugu has not spoken to her since she was summoned. And in Fuyuki City, the battle ground where the Holy Grail War will be fought, the seventh and final hero is summoned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192248 +0000" stop="20260816194724 +0000" channel="C2080.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fuyuki City - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All the servants have been summoned and now it is a game of spy vs spy. Who will be the first to take the initiative in Fuyuki City?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180732 +0000" stop="20260816183047 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Furu-Bari (Full Barricade) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Masaki who's been having a hard time fitting in with his class due to his unique background and character, meets Harumi, who is even more eccentric than he is. She offers to help him off of his worries by bombing the Tsuganei Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183047 +0000" stop="20260816185400 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gene-Bato (Generational Battle) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>10 years since the chaotic events of Alternative, Kana rushes to the scene of the crime. In order to stop Harumi from her crazy schemes, Kana jumps in as the negotiator, when Masaki's NO gets triggered by Harumi's unexpected actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185400 +0000" stop="20260816191759 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far-Fre (Far Friend) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>In order to stop Harumi's nonsensical actions, a sniper shoots Harumi down. Masaki is livid! Kana desperately tries to treat her, but she doesn't regain consciousness. With Masaki's emotions reaching their peak, his NO finally activates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191759 +0000" stop="20260816194237 +0000" channel="C2081.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fooly Cooly - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Naota Nanadaba is just an ordinary boy, with an ordinary life, with ordinary people around him, living in an ordinary town... or at least he wishes that were all true! Between his eccentric father and unconventional grandfather and putting up with the advances of his older brother's teenage ex-girlfriend Mamimi, Naota isn't leading a boring life at all! To make matters worse, a pink-haired, and apparently totally insane, girl named Haruko Haruhara shows up and turns Naota's life completely upside down!! What does Haruko want from Naota? And, why is he suddenly growing a large horn on his head?!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181907 +0000" stop="20260816184302 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soul of the Guardian - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The battle in the Fifth Laboratory continues. Separated, each now face a formidable foe: Ed faces off with Number 48 while Al deals with the insane Number 66. After an exchange with Number 66, though, Al soon comes to question his very existence.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184302 +0000" stop="20260816190656 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Glow - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The battle between Al and Number 66 is interrupted by the appearance of Scar. As the three square off, Number 66 triggers an explosion that causes yet more trouble for everyone involved. Meanwhile, Ed and Number 48 have reached the deepest parts of the Fifth Laboratory. Now, Ed faces a bigger threat as his morality is challenged by someone from his past; will he give in to the temptation of the power he has been seeking, or will he hold true to his beliefs?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190656 +0000" stop="20260816193050 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Created Human - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Ed reaches the heart of the Fifth Laboratory and learns that it was used as a biological research facility for the military. There, he is nearly fooled into doing an unspeakable act. He manages to escape, but then discovers that Envy has taken Al hostage. Meanwhile, Hughes has ordered Armstrong and the others to find out what is going on in the Laboratory.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193050 +0000" stop="20260816195444 +0000" channel="C2087.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heart of Steel - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Ed and Al once again find themselves in a hospital. Winry has traveled to Central to make repairs, but is angered when the brothers don't want to share their experiences with her. As they recuperate, Al ponders his existence and hammers Ed with questions. Who is he? Is his memories of being human real, or is it all a lie?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180829 +0000" stop="20260816183258 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of the Gateway - S01E63</title>
    <desc>While being effortlessly pummeled, Father desperately tries to absorb Greed's Philosopher's Stone. Greed decides to part from Lin's body, and uses his carbonization ability to turn Father's body into weak charcoal. Father extinguishes Greed's soul, killing him, but Ed punches through Father's chest, releasing all the souls of the people of Xerxes and sending Father to the Gate of Truth where he is trapped for eternity. In the wake of Father's defeat, everyone mourns Al's sacrifice. Ed rejects using a Philosopher's Stone to bring him back to life, even after Hohenheim offers his final life as an apology for the pain Ed and Al were forced through. Ed ultimately decides to perform a human transmutation on himself, sacrificing his own Gate and his ability to use alchemy with it. As a reward for discovering he doesn't need to perform alchemy, Ed is allowed to bring Al back with him in his original body. As everyone recuperates from the battle, Hohenheim returns to Resembool and dies peacefully before Trisha's grave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183258 +0000" stop="20260816185658 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey's End - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Deciding to help sort out Ishbalan policies, Roy is approached by Knox and Marcoh, who offer him a Philosopher's Stone to get his eyesight back, with Roy insisting it be used to fix Havoc's legs first. Olivier secretly rescues Scar so that he can assist Miles in rebuilding Ishbal. Having previously seen off Lin, who had promised to take care of May's clan among others once he becomes emperor, Ed and Al return to Risembool where an overjoyed Winry awaits them. Two years later, Grumman, who had become Fuhrer, visits Bradley's wife, who had been raising up Selim to be a compassionate child. Al decides to travel with Jerso and Zampano to Xing and other eastern countries to learn about alkahestry, whilst Ed learns what he can in the west, hoping to pool their research together. As Ed heads off, he and Winry finally express their love to each other using confusing terminology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185658 +0000" stop="20260816192127 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fullmetal Alchemist - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After escaping from Central Prison, the Freezing Alchemist, Isaac McDougal, sets his plan in motion to kill Führer King Bradley. However, under the command of Lt. Col. Roy Mustang, the military and State Alchemists attempt to stop him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192127 +0000" stop="20260816194603 +0000" channel="C2088.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Day - S01E02</title>
    <desc>On the way to Lior, Ed and Al reminisce about the events that lead to them being trapped in their current bodies by breaking the taboo of human transmutation. Meanwhile, Colonel Mustang looks back on the first time he met the Elric brothers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181829 +0000" stop="20260816184250 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Said I'm Gonna Pilot That Thing!! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Now above ground Kamina, Simon and Yoko find themselves faced with 2 more gunmen.  They dispatch these 1 of them with the help of people from Yoko's home of Ritona town. Ritona is soon under attack by 3 more Gunmen, but some quick (and insane) thinking by Kamina saves them...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184250 +0000" stop="20260816190712 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Do You Think You Are, Having Two Faces!! - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon, Kamina, and Yoko encounter a beastman by the name of Viral while they are hunting.  They get into a fight and learn that his Gunman has 2 faces, the normal Gunman head and another head on top.

He dispatches them at the field, but Viral says he will destroy them at the village tomorrow.  Kamina and Simon have to find a way to beat a person who is a far superior pilot...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190712 +0000" stop="20260816193134 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Having Lots of Faces Doesn't Make You Great! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Leeron finds a return point programmed into Gurren and Kamina, Simon, Yoko and Leeron (now called the Gurren Brigade) go after it.  Kamina tries to train Simon to fuse more "manly" by throwing rocks at him.  They meet the Black siblings, who are after a certain gunmen with 16 faces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193134 +0000" stop="20260816195556 +0000" channel="C2110.292.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Don't Get It, Not One Bit! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The Gurren Brigade falls into an underground village where Gunmen are called Face gods.  They meet a young man by the name of Rossiu and the head priest of the village. The head priest is very strict in the running of his village and Kamina has a big problem with the way things are run.  

Things get a lot worse when another Gunmen falls under ground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180052 +0000" stop="20260816182436 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Acclaimed Battle Continues! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Rating Game continue where Rias's Queen is defeat. Issei's Boosted Gear with the help of Kiba's power take out the rest of Raiser's pieces. Rias forfeited to save Issei from Raiser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182436 +0000" stop="20260816184820 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Here to Keep My Promise! - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Issei wakes up to find that the battle is over, and he has lost. Rias and the others are at a party in honor of her engagement to Riser, but with some help from Grayfia and Asia, Issei decides to crash it, rescue Rias, and bring her home with him!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184820 +0000" stop="20260816191513 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Disquieting Premonition! - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Issei is back with Rias and Asia living in his house, and Kiba starts acting weird when he sees a picture of a holy sword at Issei's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191513 +0000" stop="20260816194207 +0000" channel="C2122.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Holy Sword is Here! - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Issei gets another warning about the white dragon, and church followers bearing Holy Swords pay a visit to the devils.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181015 +0000" stop="20260816183529 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring of the DEAD - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After witnessing a brutal attack on some teachers at the front gate, Takashi Komuro rushes to warn his friends and escape to the rooftop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183529 +0000" stop="20260816190043 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape from the DEAD - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As the other survivors fight and hide from zombies, Rei continues trying to contact her father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190043 +0000" stop="20260816192600 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Democracy Under the DEAD - S01E03</title>
    <desc>News reports reveal that the infection has become a pandemic and entire nations are in chaos.  The decision is made to group up, search for others, and escape the school grounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192600 +0000" stop="20260816195114 +0000" channel="C2123.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Running in the DEAD - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After being separated from the group Takashi and Rei discover that the living dead aren't the only threat to their continued survival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180453 +0000" stop="20260816182839 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training x Hound x Concerted Effort - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Gon, Leorio and Kurapika stay in the Zoldyck family's servants' quarters at the security guards behest. Zebro lets them in through the Testing Gate (weighing tons), and Gon feels he should have been able to let himself in. While they stay there, the guard trains them with weighted brooms, water buckets, slippers, cups and whatnot. They end up extremely strong. After 20 days they are able to open the gate themselves, and they start walking through the grounds towards the house. Gon and Kurapika can push the first gate of 2 tons open, and Leorio is strong enough for the second gate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182839 +0000" stop="20260816185223 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skateboard X Probatior X Real Intention - S01E34</title>
    <desc>The group meets a butlers' apprentice while walking closer to their target. She has Killua's skateboard, and refuses to let them pass. Repeatedly Gon walks over a line she drew, and each time she sends him flying with her mace. Eventually, she explains that she is Canary, a servant of Killua. Gon tells her Killua gave the skateboard to her because they're friends, so she should let Killua's other friends pass. She lets them pass, but is immediately hit by an unknown projectile.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185223 +0000" stop="20260816191609 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killua X Punishment X Family Conference - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Killua's mother Kikyō and brother Kalluto knock Canary out. They tell Gon that Killua doesn't have time to see them and they should leave. When Canary wakes up, she and Gon's group head to the house of security guards. Meanwhile, Killua has a talk with his father Silva, who makes Killua promise to never betray his friends. He then lets Killua leave to find Gon. Later, Silva tells Kikyo that Killua will be back because he's his father's son.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191609 +0000" stop="20260816193955 +0000" channel="C2124.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coin X Reunion X Change of Clothes - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Canary and Gon's group arrive at the Butlers' Quarters and are greeted by Gotoh, Zoldyck family manager. He plays a game with the group, with seemingly deadly stakes. It turns out this was just to entertain them until Killua arrives. He does, and they all leave. At the airport, the group splits up but they all agree to meet in six months in Yorknew City.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180949 +0000" stop="20260816183445 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ultimate Tofu Store Drift - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Takumi Fujiwara is an eighteen-year-old high school student who usually appears aloof and spaced out. Working with his best friend Itsuki at a gas station ran by his father's friend Yuichi, they meet Iketani and Kenji of the Akina SpeedStars. One night, Iketani brings the two up Mount Akina to experience the life of a street racer when the RedSuns from Mount Akagi, led by the Takahashi brothers, challenge the Speedstars to a race. What they all don’t know is the fastest car on Mt. Akina is a tofu delivering Eight-Six.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183445 +0000" stop="20260816185941 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Revenge! The Rumbling Turbo - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Keisuke Takahashi of the RedSuns is on the hunt for the mysterious ghost driver of Akina that defeated him with a shocking drift technique. Upon hearing this rumour, Iketani goes out to locate this monstrous Eight-Six only to learn that it belongs to Takumi’s own dad.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185941 +0000" stop="20260816192437 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Downhill Specialist Appears - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Akina SpeedStars have taken the challenge of the RedSuns, but Iketani won’t be able to compete in the upcoming battle. By chance, he hopes he can get Bunta Fujiwara to race in his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192437 +0000" stop="20260816194933 +0000" channel="C2190.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Battle! - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Iketani patiently waits for Bunta to appear to drive for his team against Keisuke Takahashi, but to his surprise, Takumi shows up in his place, reluctantly. This puts everybody in a state of shock, as the unexpected is about to happen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181456 +0000" stop="20260816183805 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Loser I Can't Hate - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hearing about how many students have been starting their own clubs in order to become eligible to get better uniforms, and thus better living rights, Ryuko decides to start her own Fight Club, assigning Mako as the club president to handle all the paperwork and meetings. As Ryuko increases the club's reputation by defeating other club presidents, Mako manages to earn a One-Star Goku Uniform, upgrading the Mankanshoku family to a better apartment. Mako's determination to preserve her family's newfound happiness moves the family up to an even more luxurious lifestyle. However, as Mako becomes more serious about her duties as club president and the other family members indulge in their wealth, Ryuko starts to feel lonely as the family finds less time to spend together. Just as Ryuko decides to resign from the Fight Club, Satsuki gives Mako a Two-Star Goku Uniform, telling her to defeat Ryuko if she wants to keep her life of luxury. Ryuko decides to take the brunt of Mako's attacks, which leads to Mako eventually realizing the error of her ways, deciding to disband the Fight Club and return to her life in the slums. Meanwhile, Satuski reveals that by using Ryuko to purge the weaker clubs, she will restructure the student council by holding a reprisal general election.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183805 +0000" stop="20260816190234 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'll Wipe My Own Tears - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Satsuki announces her new election system in which students must survive a seven-day battle against each other in order to stand out on top and earn Goku Uniforms, sending the entire school into a state of emergency. Meanwhile, Ryuko takes Mako to the ruins of her old house, where she tells her about the circumstances surrounding her father's death. Finding no further clues in the basement where she found Senketsu, Ryuko and Mako head home, only for their scooter to run out of gas. They end up encountering the disciplinary committee chair and one of the Elite Four, Ira Gamagoori, who, having just attained his driving license and is taking the week off, offers to take them to a gas station. During their drive, they are attacked by the automotive and airsoft clubs, who are targeting Ira's Three-Star Goku Uniform, Shackle Regalia. Recalling how he first met Satsuki, Ira unleashes his uniform, which uses the power of masochism to evolve into Scourge Regalia and lay waste to his opponents. After a week passes, Honnouji's strongest assemble for the Sudden Death Runoff Election, with only Ryuko and the Elite Four making their way to the top. There, Satsuki challenges Ryuko to defeat each of the Elite Four in exchange for details concerning her father's death, her first opponent being Ira.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190234 +0000" stop="20260816192440 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Once in a Lifetime Chance - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As Ryuko awaits the time for her battle against Ira, Aikuro asks her to drop out of the match, warning that she is not ready to face the Elite Four, to which she naturally declines. The battle soon begins, with Ira activating his Shackle Regalia, attacking himself in order to provide the power needed to transform into Scourge Regalia. Ryuko soon learns that the Shackle Regalia also serves as an armor protecting its life fibers. This pushes Ryuko into a corner, as she is unable to damage the Shackle Regalia without powering up the Scourge Regalia form. Undeterred, Ryuko keeps on attacking, forcing Ira to bring out Scourge Regalia's full power, attempting to forcefully mold Ryuko into a model student. However, Senketsu sets a plan into motion by pulling Ryuko out of her synchronized mode, allow her to use Senketsu's fangs to break into Ira's uniform and destroy it from the inside using a new form, Senketsu Senjin (鮮血閃刃?, Senketsu Blade Flash), winning the match. With Ira defeated, Ryuko prepares to face up against her next opponent, Houka Inumuta.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192440 +0000" stop="20260816194658 +0000" channel="C2283.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Want to Know More About You - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Houka uses his Three-Star Goku Uniform, Probe Regalia, to analyze Ryuko's fighting abilities and anticipate her movements. When Ryuko counteracts this by fighting haphazardly, Houka resorts to cloaking himself and fighting her while invisible. Ryuko counters again by expanding and draping Senketsu's eye across the battle arena, leaving him unable to evade. Unwilling to lose the data he has gathered on Senketsu during their fight, Houka forfeits the match before Ryuko can destroy his uniform. Nonon steps up to battle Ryuko next with her Three-Star Goku Uniform, Symphony Regalia, a large aircraft that attacks her with sound vibrations. Nonon attempts to eliminate Ryuko by destroying the battle arena, but Ryuko activates a new aerial form, Senketsu Shippu, to remain in the match. Troubled by how quickly Senketsu has been evolving, Aikuro contacts Tsumugu and tells him to assume a worst-case scenario.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180336 +0000" stop="20260816182908 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grab It in Your Hand - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Shiroe confronts the 10 guild masters who represent Akihabara with the need to revitalize the town and bring peace and order. His calm and forceful manner brings them over, and the government of Akihabara, the "Round Table", is founded. After this work is done, his guild, "Log Horizon", joyously moves to their new location. That night, Nyanta fixes them his special curry.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182908 +0000" stop="20260816185440 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Invitation from Eastal - S01E11</title>
    <desc>The Free Cities of Eastel are the first to notice the founding of the Round Table. They send a messenger to Akihabara and invite Shiroe and Crusty to their conference. What are the nobles planning at their ice-covered palace? Meanwhile, Minori and Touya and the other new playesr are going on a camping trip at the beach to learn to fight. Marielle forgets her role as leader (?) and enjoys the salt air fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185440 +0000" stop="20260816192028 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Forest of Lagranda - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The young players travel the Xantleaf peninsula at the camp. Minori, Touya and Serara meet up with new players Isuzu the bard and Rundel Haus the sorcerer. They head into the "La Granda Forest" dungeon, where skeletons await them. The easily-spooked Serara, the strong-willed Touya, and the proud Rundel Haus... will the five of them be able to work together in their first party fight?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192028 +0000" stop="20260816194600 +0000" channel="C2294.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shield and Freedom - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Shiroe, Crusty, and Michitaka are invited to the palace by the Free Cities of Eastel. The nobles of the land invite the three of them to various meetings and seem to be trying to find out more about Akihabara and the Round Table. Crusty is attracted to the daughter of Duke Cowen, who is noble, beautiful, but seems somehow lazy...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180330 +0000" stop="20260816182549 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heritage - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Wily Kit and Kat, exploring New Thundera, stumble upon an Orb of Gold, and pick it up thinking that it is apart of their Heritage. Possessed by the power of the Golden Sphere of City, the ThunderKittens get greedy, and let the power of the orb overcome them. Mumm-Ra manages to get a hold of the orb, and his powers get four times more powerful. He gets so powerful, he destroys the Sword of Omens. Jar, the scrap metal collector reforges it for Lion-O. He gets so powerful that he challenges the power of the ancient spirits of evil. They lock him out of his pyramid until he surrenders the Orb to them. The spirits of evil let him back in, but destroy the Golden Sphere of City.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182549 +0000" stop="20260816184805 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Screwloose - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jaguara cannot work New Thundera’s Gyro on her own. The Thundercats order a robot to aid her in running the Gyro. Screw Loose, a robot who specializes in Gyro’s, comes to New Thundera. Mumm-Ra manages to mess up Screw Looses brain so he becomes destructive instead of helpful. The Thundercats must help Jagara get Screw Loose under control, before the entire planet is destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184805 +0000" stop="20260816191026 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcar - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Mumm-Ra summons Malcar, an ancient alchemist, to return from the dead. The alchemist returns old and weak, as he was when he died. Mumm-Ra takes him to the forest of youth to restore his youth and power. Malcar regains his powers, and uses them against the Thundercats. He transforms all the Thunderillium on the planet into Thundrainium.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191026 +0000" stop="20260816193243 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Helpless Laughter - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A convergence of the Moons of Plun-Darr causes a drought on Thundera. Panthro and Snarf go looking for water, then Ezuka, the flying Serpent of Dreary Canal wanting to get water itself, attacks Panthro and Snarf and causes them to fall into the Swamp of the Laughing Lilypads, making them laugh out of control. Ezuka attacks the Lair, still looking for water. Lion-O uses the Sword to make some rain, then he and Ben-Gali use the Thunderstrike to melt some ice, but Mumm-Ra comes along and causes a flood. Lion-O calls for the others, which also free Panthro and Snarf from the laughter and they use some of the Swamps water to cause Mumm-Ra to laugh uncontrolably, and he falls in the flood waters and is washed away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193243 +0000" stop="20260816195501 +0000" channel="C2296.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cracker's Revenge - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Capt. Cracker and his mechanical parrot Polly land on Way-Out Back and free the Lunatacs and put Bragg and Crownan in one of the train's cages. They plan to go to Third Earth to attack it since most of the Thundercats are no longer on Third Earth. Meanwhile the ThunderCats have learned Cracker escaped and Snarfer and Mandora go to catch him. Bragg has Crownan ride a fire exstiquisher, so he can get into space and get help. Mandora finds him, and the three of them go to Third Earth. Mandora fights with Cracker and the Lunatacs, but is beaten and she and Snarfer are tied to her cycle and sent towards a mountain. Lion-O, Panthro, and Cheetara arrive and Lion-O saves Mandora and the others. Meanwhile Cracker and the Lunatacs go to attack Cats Lair, only occupied by Pumyra, but Lion-O uses the Eye's signal to cause the drawbridge to tilt, sending Cracker and the Lunatacs into the moat. The Lunatacs are exiled again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181032 +0000" stop="20260816183919 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. the Idea Men - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The super-strong but slow-witted and pretty much insane superhero called ""The Tick"" is assigned to defend ""The City"". Arriving there, he meets Arthur, a bank accountant who got fired for wearing his moth suit (that everyone mistakes for a bunny costume). The Tick asks Arthur to become his sidekick and reside in their headquarters: Arthur's apartment. Some criminals calling themselves ""The Idea Men"", guys who don't want to work anymore and are impossible to understand because of their full-face masks, rob a bank. They fail, thanks to the Tick, but manage to escape. They proceed to threaten to blow up the City's bank if they don't get a million bucks, so the Tick and Arthur go out once more to stop their evil ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183919 +0000" stop="20260816190556 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. Chairface Chippendale - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Tick, American Maid, and Arthur go undercover as caterers to infiltrate Chairface Chippendale's party. Chippendale has gathered the City's criminal underworld to witness his latest scheme - employing Professor Chromedome to inscribe Chairface's name on the Moon! The Tick blows their cover but the trio escapes Chippendale's death trap and manages to stop him before he can carve more than the first three letters of his name on the Moon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190556 +0000" stop="20260816193338 +0000" channel="C2297.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tick vs. Dinosaur Neil - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The Tick and Arthur go on a trip to a field park about dinosaurs. There they meet Dinosaur Neil, a scientist who shows the two that he has a real dinosaur cell, but it would grow if it isn't kept in a special substance. Neil accidently eats the cell and slowly turns into a half-man, half-dinosaur monster. Arthur realizes the ""special"" substance was merely aspirin, so he gets The Tick to feed a giant aspirin to the man-beast, turning him back into a human. In the end, Neil starts talking to and dating Arthur's sister, Dot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184015 +0000" stop="20260816192450 +0000" channel="C2299.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stark Raving Mad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Tim vows to stand his ground. Jeff goes to bat for Joe, but one last stunning claim from a familiar face turns the story on its head yet again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181707 +0000" stop="20260816183810 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hockey Lie - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jeff is heartbroken and angry when Steph reveals that she won't be his Hockey Girl any longer. Eddie later muses that it's normal for new couples to lie and that they will eventually grow apart because of it, but Joy insists that she and Eddie are actually becoming more similar as they grow old together. As Jeff tries to accept that his wife is not the woman he thought she was, Eddie tries to prove to Joy that he is his own man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183810 +0000" stop="20260816185944 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Friend - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Joy turns to a friend, Nicole for help when she and Eddie are fighting. When Eddie confronts Joy about Nicole, they get into a heated argument and seek support from their respective fight friends. Joy teaming up with Nicole, and Eddie with Nicole's husband Cofeld, in order to prove their points.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185944 +0000" stop="20260816192117 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Colleague - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Joy gives Eddie permission to have a female friend, the pair bond over their history. Meanwhile, Jeff tries to be cool and uses Steph to get in with the cool high school kids. Later, when Eddie and his friend get too close, Joy takes on some history of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192117 +0000" stop="20260816194229 +0000" channel="C2300.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelor Party - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When the guys discover that Jeff never had a bachelor party, they have a boys night out at a local club. But when Nicole tags along with Cofeld, the guys night doesn't turn out as they planned. Meanwhile, Joy is sick at home and Steph comes over with a special recipe to help them both feel better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180544 +0000" stop="20260816181702 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Tim and Eric hire Tommy Wiseau to direct a "Pig Man" sketch for them. Features clips from The Room.  Cinco introduces the Mancierge service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181702 +0000" stop="20260816182825 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Origins - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tim and Eric's origins, The Cinco Mouth Decorator, Dr Steve Brule with a tip on eggs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182825 +0000" stop="20260816184005 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presidents - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Ben Hur hosts The Ben Hur Show Awesome. Includes a commercial for FreeRealEstateForJim.biz, a Kid Break about bloody nipples, Channel 5 Presents The Human Body with Dr. Steve Brule, Tim and Eric both want to be President during a press conference, "White Boys", Michael Ian Black Focus on Comedy with guests Tim and Eric, and an ad for The Best of Pusswhip Banggang album.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184005 +0000" stop="20260816185145 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Cinco introduces the C-Bund as a "great alternative to pants", Tim graduates from barber school, "Live With my Dad" song, J.J. Pepper's Videography ad(guest starring Will Forte), Afternoon Review, Eric ruins Tim's graduation party, "Reasonable Shirts", Cinco Musical Tapes presents "Groban sings Casey" ad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185145 +0000" stop="20260816190324 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers Cinco - S04E09</title>
    <desc>A short film featuring the brothers Cinco; Mark (Tim) &amp; Terry (Eric). During CincoCon, Terry is officially charged with the murder of his wife Lynn. The company rolls out their "E-Trial" software, which takes the place of an actual trial.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190324 +0000" stop="20260816191440 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tennis - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Tim and Eric engage in a high stakes game of tennis, while Richard Dunn presides.  Meanwhile, Glen Tennis sits down with Grum to discuss the release of their latest film.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191440 +0000" stop="20260816192600 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comedy - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tim and Eric return at top form with the new and improved show the fans have been wanting. Diahhreaphragm with Jack McBrayer, Diahhreabedis, Quall Of Duty: San Diego Streets, Morning Meditations, Brule's Rules.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192600 +0000" stop="20260816193721 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puberty - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eric hits puberty naturally before Tim, causing Tim to seek out synthetic ways to activate puberty to catch up with Eric. Fortin' with Will.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193721 +0000" stop="20260816194856 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Re-Animated - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Casey Tatum, who died in a fiery car crash in a previous season, is brought back to life by his brother after a little girl discovers his bones in the woods. Wendell Pierce guest stars as the detective tasked with the remains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194856 +0000" stop="20260816200018 +0000" channel="C2301.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Choices - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Tim writes the semi-autobiographical novel Choices: The Problem with Eric Wareheim, much to Eric's dismay. Meanwhile, the Cinco H'amb saves another life by offering a cheaper alternative to expensive food products (Guest starring William Sanderson). Two actors discuss their achievements in All Dolled Up, and Dr. Steve Brule delivers a depressing message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181143 +0000" stop="20260816182305 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hole - S01E01</title>
    <desc>New to the neighborhood IT guy Dennis Murphy and family clash with the next door's Fish-obssessed, bully Brenner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182305 +0000" stop="20260816183426 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dr. Stork draws attention with his successful toe clipping practice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183426 +0000" stop="20260816184543 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bathroom Boys - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The guys live in a public bathroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184543 +0000" stop="20260816185659 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Boy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Scotty peddles his latest DVD.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185659 +0000" stop="20260816190816 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roommates - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Franklin Bing gets a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190816 +0000" stop="20260816191910 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Endorsement - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jason endorses Strussel watches.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191910 +0000" stop="20260816193003 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jordan enrolls in a "Be a Baby" program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193003 +0000" stop="20260816194119 +0000" channel="C2302.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sauce Boy - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bobby Bologna offers to help Gary Royce, a struggling diaper addict, overcome his condition. The cure comes at a price, however, and Gary suddenly finds himself in service to the mob as a "sauce boy".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181849 +0000" stop="20260816184129 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doubt of Africa - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Timon and Pumbaa meet a wisecracking widowed tigress with a constant cold. The tigress has a large family and no way of feeding it, so Timon and Pumbaa try to teach her how to hunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184129 +0000" stop="20260816190410 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Beat the High Costa Rica - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After accidentally returning a stolen fortune to escaped convict, Criminal Quint, Timon and Pumbaa resolve to steal the money back themselves instead of going to the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190410 +0000" stop="20260816192650 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swiss Missed - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When a much-loved clock breaks down whilst the respected timekeeper is away thanks to Timon's Hakuna Matata lectures, Timon and Pumbaa resolve to track him down to fix it before rival timekeeper Clockwork Quint has him fired and ruined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192650 +0000" stop="20260816194929 +0000" channel="C2303.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Russia Hour - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Timon and Pumbaa visit Pumbaa's ballet-dancing Uncle Boaris for his grand performance, but a reckless act by Timon sends Boaris to the hospital, leaving it up to Pumbaa to learn ballet and give the performance in a week's time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180955 +0000" stop="20260816183133 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Quack in the Quarks - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A loose Star Wars parody. Plucky Duck has to save a planet called Planet X from "Duck Vader."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183133 +0000" stop="20260816185314 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel o' Comedy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Elmyra Duff mistakes Dizzy Devil for a dog and takes him home with her.
"Optical Intrusion": Furrball accidentally glues a pair of magnetic 3-D glasses to his face and attempts to remove them.

"Win, Lose or Kerplowie": Babs, Montana Max and Plucky compete on a game show. After Buster discovers that Max is cheating, he kidnaps the host and takes his place to get revenge on Max.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185314 +0000" stop="20260816191455 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test Stressed - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Buster introduces the start of each segment.

"Never Too Late to Loon": Plucky asks Shirley the Loon to turn him into Albert Einstein to help pass a math test, only to fail the test because Einstein had poor grades as a youth.

"Li'l Sneezer": Sylvester the Cat tests Furrball by asking him to catch a mouse. The mouse, Sneezer, sneezes repeatedly and thwarts Furrball's attempts to catch him.

"To Bleep or Not to Bleep": Fowlmouth tries to ask Shirley on a date, but she shuns him because of his profane language. Buster then tries to control Fowlmouth after discovering that he does not swear around young children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191455 +0000" stop="20260816193638 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Buster Bunny Bunch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A parody of The Mickey Mouse Club, various characters sing about Buster.

"Buffed Bunny": Presuming that Babs is showing excitement over a billboard for a gym, Buster tries to win her over by conditioning his body. At the end, he discovers that she was actually looking at a billboard for carrot cake.

"Squish": After stepping on a bug, Shirley predicts bad things for him, which results Dizzy dreaming that he has become the size of a bug.

"Born to Be Riled": Babs' classmates become offended by her impersonations of them, and retaliate by impersonating her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193638 +0000" stop="20260816195818 +0000" channel="C2304.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Her Wacky Highness - S01E06</title>
    <desc>After being punished for misbehavior at school for her lack of self-control, Babs runs off to Wackyland. She becomes queen of the land, but soon finds herself annoyed by the inhabitants' lack of self control, and has to be rescued by Buster, Plucky and Hamton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183246 +0000" stop="20260816192303 +0000" channel="C2305.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prodigal - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After Nightwing and Red Hood’s battle, Rachel and Gar try to save their friend. Meanwhile, Jason questions his allegiance. With Barbara behind bars, Donna leads her own resistance operation, and Conner helps Blackfire recover her ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183525 +0000" stop="20260816192334 +0000" channel="C2307.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moscow Rules - S03E07</title>
    <desc>In Moscow, Jack teams with Luka to expose the high-ranking cabal members within the government who are now orchestrating the secret Sokol plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183157 +0000" stop="20260816191557 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Cars - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Small cars work in the rest of the world but will they ever work here? The guys try to answer the question and travel to Louisiana to take them out of their natural home on the narrow city streets of New Orleans and deep into Cajun Country where they have to hunt and survive alongside the locals. Whoever did the worst in their car suffers the humiliation of having to drive the world's smallest car for a day in their home town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191557 +0000" stop="20260816195957 +0000" channel="C2308.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cult Classics - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Could you own a classic car and not know it? The guys each get a car that they think is seriously undervalued and set out to rehabilitate its image before creating a live commercial in San Diego and attempting to make money on it. The two losers have to entertain two celebrities in a crazy race in equally crazy vehicles, and it gets out of control fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180333 +0000" stop="20260816190249 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>13th January 1983 - S20E02</title>
    <desc>Presenters: David Jensen &amp; John Peel

Playlist:
(14) Incantation – Cacharpaya (Andes Pumpsa Desi)
(7) Men At Work – Down Under (video)
(53) Sharon Redd – In The Name Of Love
(4) Keith Harris &amp; Orville – Orville’s Song
(51) The Belle Stars – Sign Of The Times
(17) John Williams – Theme From E.T. (film clips)
(22) Eddy Grant – Electric Avenue (video)
(15) The Maisonettes – Heartache Avenue
(1) Phil Collins – You Can’t Hurry Love (video)
(21) Donna Summer – I Feel Love (audience dancing/credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190249 +0000" stop="20260816193140 +0000" channel="C2309.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>19th May 1983 - S20E20</title>
    <desc>Presenters: Simon Bates &amp; Gary Davies

Playlist:
(27) D Train – Music
(3) New Edition – Candy Girl (video)
(34) David Grant – Stop &amp; Go
(10) Blancmange – Blind Vision (video)
(5) The Beat – Can’t Get Used To Losing You
(12) Wham! – Bad Boys (video)
(38) JoBoxers – Just Got Lucky
(20) Yazoo – Nobody’s Diary
(7) The Fun Boy Three – Our Lips Are Sealed
(1) Spandau Ballet – True (video/credits)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182110 +0000" stop="20260816190510 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quickfire Face-Off - S02E05</title>
    <desc>It's all about speed as marksmen face off in a head-to-head speed-shooting showdown. Using a Colt .45 and a rarely-seen Razorcat Racing Gun, contestants also get surprise visitors to help them with their training.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190510 +0000" stop="20260816194910 +0000" channel="C2310.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury the Hatchet - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Marksmen compete with legendary primitive weapons: the tomahawk and blowgun. One of the most intense challenges of the season allows us to see who has natural skills and adaptability -- and who doesn't.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181325 +0000" stop="20260816190712 +0000" channel="C2311.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gathering - S04E09</title>
    <desc>As the Three Families plunge the world into recession, the Torchwood team - defeated, powerless, and hunted - must strike a bargain with the devil himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182134 +0000" stop="20260816184318 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice Cream Truck Guy - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Ice Cream Truck Guy gets a Web Redemption, Tosh.0 staffers take the Gay Porn Boner Challenge, and Daniel confronts a fellow late night host.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184318 +0000" stop="20260816190502 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>National Anthem Fail Girl - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Daniel makes Super Bowl XLV predictions, the National Anthem Fail Girl gets a Web Redemption, and a streaker pays tribute to "Old School."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190502 +0000" stop="20260816192645 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evolution of Dance Guy (Dance-Off) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Fleshlight's biggest fan answers questions, Daniel shares his unaired Super Bowl commercial, and Judson Laipply breaks it down for "Dancing With the Internet Stars."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192645 +0000" stop="20260816194829 +0000" channel="C2312.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crying Wrestling Fan - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Crying Wrestling Fan gets a Web Redemption, Daniel sits down with Oprah Winfrey, and Todd Glass takes his van to an average suburban street.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184303 +0000" stop="20260816194227 +0000" channel="C2313.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taxi Driver - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A London cabbie tests his skills on some of the most chaotic streets in the world in Mumbai India. His host is Pradeep Sharma, who lives with his extended family in a tiny two bedroom house and earns less than ten pounds a day for his long and stressful shift. As Mason takes his life in his hands to learn the Knowledge Mumbai style, he also begins to understand the plight of the millions of migrant workers who flood into India's cities looking for work. They often encounter poverty, discrimination and hostility. Inspired by their sheer determination, Mason's final challenge is to go solo in an Indian taxi, picking up passengers, finding his way around and earning his crust in the madness of the Mumbai rush hour. It's like 'Mad Max meets the Kumars' as Mason puts it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181235 +0000" stop="20260816183512 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jump the Cheeseburger - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Randy and Phil Collins go into business together, opening a restaurant called "The Dirty Burger". Meanwhile, Barb Lahey finally finds out who is her secret admirer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183512 +0000" stop="20260816185751 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let the Liquor Do the Thinking - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Randy and Lahey devise a scheme to make some fast cash. To fool the police, Bubbles uses a disguise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185751 +0000" stop="20260816192029 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Off the Rails on the Swayzie Train - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The boys go ahead with their plan to smuggle marijuana across the border using a model train. What could possibly go wrong?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192029 +0000" stop="20260816194308 +0000" channel="C2315.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Shit River Runs Through It - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When the boys find themselves in trouble with the authorities it is up to Ricky to bargain for a deal. But, someone has to go to jail. Who will take the fall?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181315 +0000" stop="20260816183537 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Tracks - S02E25</title>
    <desc>After someone steals him, Tracks is briefly unable to transform or talk. This isn't so bad, however, as it leads to the discovery that Decepticons are planning to turn stolen cars into weapons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183537 +0000" stop="20260816185756 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Autobot Run - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Most of the Autobots lose their ability transform to robot mode after the Decepticons use a device on them. A handful of Autobots still capable of transforming are their only hope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185756 +0000" stop="20260816192020 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Lagoon - S02E27</title>
    <desc>A lagoon within a forest is discovered and found to contain a substance called electrum, which can make anyone invincible. The bad news is that the Decepticons manage to use it on themselves first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192020 +0000" stop="20260816194239 +0000" channel="C2316.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quest for Survival - S02E28</title>
    <desc>On the way to Earth with a type of insecticide to use against the Insecticons, Spike, Bumblebee and Cosmos encounter Morphobots. They get away just fine, but they inadvertently take Morphobots along for the ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181118 +0000" stop="20260816183320 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Darkmount, NV - S03E01</title>
    <desc>While Optimus struggles to survive after Megatron’s destruction of the Autobot base, the separated members of Team Prime try to reconnect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183320 +0000" stop="20260816185523 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scattered - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Autobots search for signs of each other, but start to lose hope while the Decepticons welcome a key player to their ranks. A win for Wheeljack may ultimately lead to an Autobot defeat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185523 +0000" stop="20260816191727 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prey - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Ultimate Autobot Hunter is unleashed on our heroes.
Will the arrival of a new Autobot be enough to save them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191727 +0000" stop="20260816193930 +0000" channel="C2317.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebellion - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Led by a new member, Team Prime launches a
desperate assault on the Decepticon citadel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181041 +0000" stop="20260816183209 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy System - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cody and the Rescue Bots battle an army of rattlesnakes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183209 +0000" stop="20260816185338 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Search of the Griffin's Nest - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Cody and the Rescue Bots go on a quest to find the mythical Griffin's nest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185338 +0000" stop="20260816191506 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bots and Robbers - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Chase goes rogue on an undercover mission as the Bots and Burns family do their best to save the island without using any modern technology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191506 +0000" stop="20260816193635 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue Dog - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cody and the Bots find a stray dog who ends up joining the rescue team, but Priscilla Pynch has other plans for the pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193635 +0000" stop="20260816195804 +0000" channel="C2318.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Changes - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Doctor Morocco learns a devastating secret that threatens the Rescue Bots' mission, but Optimus Prime guides Heatwave to acquire a surprising new ability.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182748 +0000" stop="20260816185713 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kina Hora - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sarah and Tammy are getting married, while Maura and Ali are visited by ghosts from the past and Josh and Rabbi Raquel can't hide their big news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185713 +0000" stop="20260816192559 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flicky-Flicky Thump-Thump - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Josh has a pool party for his new band, but he and his siblings are caught off-guard when Maura and Shelly arrive together; Ali reconnects with an old friend; Sarah finds her past catching up with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192559 +0000" stop="20260816195311 +0000" channel="C2319.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New World Coming - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Josh and Raquel ask Colton to move in; Maura and Ali meet a feminist scholar—and Maura's former nemesis—at UCLA; Sarah launches a sexual fantasy life with a domineering figure from her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181146 +0000" stop="20260816183522 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Coffee - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Something strange is brewing at school, where the teachers are more agitated than usual. Claire's illness shows disturbing side effects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183522 +0000" stop="20260816185903 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So I'm Dating a Sorceress - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Toby and Darci ask Jim and Claire on a double date. Gunmar returns from his travels, now armed with the knowledge to bring forth the Eternal Night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185903 +0000" stop="20260816192240 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Exorcism of Claire Nunez - S03E05</title>
    <desc>While Gunmar searches for the Staff of Avalon, Jim and Toby head into the Shadow Realm to rescue Claire's spirit and return it to her body.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192240 +0000" stop="20260816194616 +0000" channel="C2320.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parental Guidance - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Barbara's art obsession leads to an "aha!" moment, she demands Jim tell her the truth. Dictatious reveals Gunmar's plans to resurrect Angor Rot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181357 +0000" stop="20260816183552 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bunker Break-In / To Catch a Critter - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Branch and Poppy get creative for a gripping game of capture the flag. / Smidge scrambles to save an ultra-sweet picnic with Milton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183552 +0000" stop="20260816185833 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>CJ's Wooferbug / What Did I Miss? - S08E09</title>
    <desc>DJ Suki and Poppy prepare for CJ's Birthday with no help from a stubborn wooferbug. / Poppy shares a scrapbook of the day's events with King Peppy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185833 +0000" stop="20260816192114 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tall Tail / BFFF - S08E11</title>
    <desc>A fondue mishap lands Creek in hot water with Branch. / The Trolls team up to build a time capsule for Trolls of the future. But what will go inside?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192114 +0000" stop="20260816194309 +0000" channel="C2321.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Switcher-Ruby / Bye Bye Bunker - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Magic and mayhem collide when Poppy and Branch make a switch with a special gem stone. / Branch throws a party in his bunker … for better or worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183541 +0000" stop="20260816192647 +0000" channel="C2322.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Down the House - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Bill needs Sookie to use her powers which results in breaking a spell. Jessica is implored to glamour Jason. Terry tries to help Andy with an intervention. Alcide reassesses his loyalties. Bill organizes the vampires to attack Marnie's Moon Goddess Emporium while Jesus, Lafayette, Sookie and Jason attempt to free Tara and Holly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184528 +0000" stop="20260816194408 +0000" channel="C2323.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted Houses - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 2002, Cohle and Hart begin to fall back to familiar and violent obsessions. Hart exacts savage vengeance on a pair of teenage boys, and Cohle becomes convinced they left something undone in 1995. Working on his own, Cohle traces a sinister connection between missing children along the coast and evangelist Billy Lee Tuttle's Wellsprings Program. Hart is reintroduced to a former prostitute he met during the Lange investigation. In 2012, Papania and Gilbough question Maggie, now divorced from Marty, about Cohle and Hart during 2002, the year their relationship fractured and Cohle quit the force following a suspension.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181221 +0000" stop="20260816183804 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trade-Ins - S03E31</title>
    <desc>An elderly couple visit the New Life Corporation, hoping to transport their personalities into youthful artificial bodies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183804 +0000" stop="20260816190401 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift - S03E32</title>
    <desc>An alien who crash-lands into a remote mountain village stirs up the villagers' fears and animosity, but he befriends a little boy and gives him a mysterious present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190401 +0000" stop="20260816192945 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dummy - S03E33</title>
    <desc>A ventriloquist is convinced that his dummy, Willie, is alive and evil.  He makes plans for a new act with a new dummy:  plans that Willie doesn't support!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192945 +0000" stop="20260816195531 +0000" channel="C2326.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man's Fancy - S03E34</title>
    <desc>When a newlywed couple briefly return to the groom's childhood home, the ties of the past prove too strong to resist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180512 +0000" stop="20260816182941 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time and Teresa Golowitz - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A Broadway composer accepts an offer from the Prince of Darkness and returns to his high school years to see his crush again. It's not as pleasant as he expected and soon, he sees a classmate who met a tragic end that night..</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182941 +0000" stop="20260816185350 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voices in the Earth - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the far future. an expedition returns to a desolate barren Earth where a scientist begins to see the ghosts of those who died years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185350 +0000" stop="20260816191759 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song of the Younger World - S02E20</title>
    <desc>In 1916 a girl and a young man from a reformatory for wayward boys fall in love and try to get away from her father, the superintendent. He finds out and does not approve of their love, locking away his daughter and punishing the boy. Luckily, the girl has a secret plan to escape so she can be forever with the love of her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191759 +0000" stop="20260816194045 +0000" channel="C2327.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl I Married - S02E21</title>
    <desc>An attorney and his wife have successful careers. They feel something is lacking in their marriage. Soon, they encounter younger versions of their mates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180503 +0000" stop="20260816182529 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Life - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Marvin Gardens, a rich and famous upcoming rap singer, begins to have visions of himself being interrogated by policemen in a shadowy room, and the visions begin to drive him crazy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182529 +0000" stop="20260816184555 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rewind - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Jonah, a gambler, never can beat ""the house"" no matter how hard he tries. But then he gets an interesting device that enables him to go back in time up to 5 minutes, and that means he has big chances for his gambling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184555 +0000" stop="20260816190739 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tagged - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Marcus Fisher, a talented artist and street tagger, shoots a man painting over his spot at the insistence of his gang and the wall painting starts portraying the crime and filling in that he is the one who did the shooting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190739 +0000" stop="20260816192742 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Into the Light - S01E30</title>
    <desc>A teacher on her last few days of teaching high school suddenly starts seeing lights on peoples faces just before they die. When she starts seeing it on most of her students faces, she decides to find out what will happen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192742 +0000" stop="20260816194955 +0000" channel="C2328.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Still a Good Life - S01E31</title>
    <desc>In this sequel to the original TZs ""It's a Good Life,"" an adult Anthony Fremont continues to terrorize the town of Peaksville.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182239 +0000" stop="20260816185756 +0000" channel="C2329.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Small Town - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A quiet church handyman uncovers a magical scale model imbuing him with the power to help his struggling small town. But with the sleazy Mayor Conway taking all the credit, will Jason's good intentions be corrupted?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185756 +0000" stop="20260816194004 +0000" channel="C2329.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Try, Try - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When the quick-witted Claudia has a chance run-in with Mark at a museum, he dazzles her with his seemingly miraculous abilities. But after the true source of his charisma is revealed, the encounter takes a dark turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190547 +0000" stop="20260816195215 +0000" channel="C2330.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Traces to Nowhere - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As Agent Cooper's investigation into Laura Palmer's murder continues, he interrogates her secret boyfriend. Dr Jacoby conceals crucial information.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. - S07E08</title>
    <desc>While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.</desc>
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    <title>Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185700 +0000" stop="20260816191701 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Why They Call It Ball Room - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191701 +0000" stop="20260816193647 +0000" channel="C2331.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warning, It's Dirty - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.</desc>
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    <title>Fat - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking. Donna has moved up in the bucket world, and is on a mission to sell 4,000 buckets in 5 days. While out, she finds out Gaz, who she has not seen for 5 months, has gained weight since they last saw each other. In attempts to get Donna back, Gaz finds an interesting way to loose weight. Meanwhile, Janet fears that her nesting instinct will never kick in, however Louise and a group of ""chavettes"" help her come to her senses...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183626 +0000" stop="20260816190424 +0000" channel="C2332.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stot Or Pronk - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Louise persuades Janet to enter the pub quiz to try and improve her mental state. After losing all his extra weight, Gaz is showing off his recently recovered physique to everyone.</desc>
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    <title>Who's The Daddy? - S05E10</title>
    <desc>In the last episode Gaz just got ran over by the ambulance which was going to Janets house. While Janet is in labour, she can't find jonny! Jonny then see's Gaz being put in the ambalance, and when Jonny see's Gaz, Gaz tells him to look after the baby as if it was he's! Jonny is stuned to find out that Gaz is the father. Meanwhile Louise has to bring Janet to the hospital and Jonny meets Janet there. First he hated the baby and Janet, but after spending some time with them he changes his mind. And at the end Gaz and Donna finally got back togther.</desc>
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    <title>BaBaBaBaBa - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Jonny's feeling left out as Janet devotes all her attention to new baby Corinthian. Desperate to get some attention for himself, Jonny decides to act like a big baby - literally. Donna has been really successful as a bucket selling executive, and enjoys flaunting her new wealth in front of her friends. Gaz finds out that Jonny and Janet are hard up and offers to lend them some money, but Donna refuses as she's still mad about Janet sleeping with Gaz. Louise can't understand why her friends don't have time for her anymore, so Kelly suggests that it might be because she doesn't have a boyfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180722 +0000" stop="20260816182852 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going to the Chapel And Not Getting Married - S11E12</title>
    <desc>When Ella learns Curtis went behind her back and put Miranda on a $500 budget to plan their wedding renewal, she debates whether she should marry Curtis all over again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182852 +0000" stop="20260816185022 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unwelcomed Neighbors - S11E13</title>
    <desc>It looks like someone is occupying the old Caskey house; Curtis enlists C.J. to help him investigate it; when Curtis alerts C.J., Lisa overhears and adds fuel to the fire, stating she saw some suspicious activity happen outside that house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185022 +0000" stop="20260816191153 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cracked Nest Egg - S11E14</title>
    <desc>When Ella discovers the Help Center has fallen into disrepair, she talks Curtis into lending the church money from their savings to fix it up; the couple soon butt heads over the fastest way to get their money back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191153 +0000" stop="20260816193341 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Paranoid and the Private - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Someone breaks into Curtis' food truck, and a much-loved family heirloom, an old Hokie pot used to make his father's special sauce, is stolen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193341 +0000" stop="20260816195529 +0000" channel="C2333.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Mice and Men - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Everyone is excited for Malik when he finally gets a good-paying job, until they find out it's for a weed dispensary; Malik tries to educate them on all the benefits of marijuana as a medicinal drug.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181346 +0000" stop="20260816185718 +0000" channel="C2335.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex Trade - S04E03</title>
    <desc>While the Unit is investigating a man they believe to be smuggling nuclear weapons, they discover that he is also smuggling women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185718 +0000" stop="20260816194120 +0000" channel="C2335.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Conduit - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Bob and Mac both find themselves in trouble when they each take assignments undercover. Bob as a chemist who hides cocaine by converting it to paint and Mac as a fighter trying to bust an illegal betting ring.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180334 +0000" stop="20260816185055 +0000" channel="C2336.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #142 - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Murder: The Black Dahlia. Lost loves: Eric and Keith Nickerson. Legend: Hotel Bullock. Missing: Alexander Olive</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185055 +0000" stop="20260816193323 +0000" channel="C2336.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode #143 - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Mystery: Luis Diaz/Wanted: The Bird Road Rapist. Missing: Anthonette Cayedito. Lost loves: The Family of Charles Stubin. Wanted: Michael Anthony Starr</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180513 +0000" stop="20260816184945 +0000" channel="C2337.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miki Howard - S03E12</title>
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  <programme start="20260816184945 +0000" stop="20260816193414 +0000" channel="C2337.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sylvers - S04E08</title>
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  <programme start="20260816183927 +0000" stop="20260816192124 +0000" channel="C2338.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mysterious Mummies - S02E08</title>
    <desc>From ancient civilizations to 20th century empires, mankind has had an inexplicable fascination with preserving the dead. But why? Are we simply too attached to the living to let them go? Or could it be that death isn't really the end, but rather a transition to a new beginning?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184612 +0000" stop="20260816193705 +0000" channel="C2339.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>In the present day, Jessica has been held captive by Milner who has tortured her in a desperate attempt to find out just what adjustment Carvel made to Janus. Ian and Grant are desperately searching for Becky. The Network is planning V Day — a strategy to vaccinate the whole world from Russian flu and Geoff is being forced to sell the idea to the nation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181203 +0000" stop="20260816185605 +0000" channel="C2340.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dreadnought - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Diana talks peace while readying the fearsome Triax super-weapon that could reduce Los Angeles to rubble.  Meanwhile, Resistance fighters activate a new weapon of their own - a captured Visitor mothership.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185605 +0000" stop="20260816194157 +0000" channel="C2340.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breakout - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Mike and Ham try to rescue Sean, but are captured and taken to a Visitor work camp. Diana threatens Bates and offers his son Kyle (Jeff Yagher) for Elizabeth. Turns out Kyle is also at the work camp, which is surrounded by a sand moat where predatory crivits live. Robin (Blair Tefkin) is also at the camp. They escape using a shorted-out wire and pieces of a garden hose, but Robin is separated from them. Diana has come to see Kyle, and he diverts her from the escape by seducing her. Once she sees what’s going on, he is able to escape. Meanwhile, Elias lets Elizabeth play the piano at the Club Creole, but a Visitor recognizes the Mark of Zon on her hand and pursues her. She uses her powers to protect herself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180731 +0000" stop="20260816184951 +0000" channel="C2342.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Know Thy Enemy - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Isobel unexpectedly returns, leaving Jenna devastated. Bonnie attempts to harness her ancestors' power. Stefan and Damon realise that they have a new weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184951 +0000" stop="20260816193153 +0000" channel="C2342.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Dance - S02E18</title>
    <desc>As the students get ready for a 1960s-themed dance at the school, Elena begins receiving disturbing messages from the ancient vampire Klaus from an unusual source.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181355 +0000" stop="20260816183756 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batty Fever - S01E25</title>
    <desc>When Vee and the rest of the family catch Batty Fever, Demi and Gregoria must work together to brew a potion to cure them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183756 +0000" stop="20260816190318 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Scream Home - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Vampi and her friends go to Transylvania to participate in the Zombix Factor talent contest!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190318 +0000" stop="20260816192650 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vampire for President - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Vampirina decides to run for class president.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192650 +0000" stop="20260816195052 +0000" channel="C2343.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Wolfie? - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Poppy wants a pet bunny, but first she has to show her mom she is ready to have a pet by looking after Wolfie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182407 +0000" stop="20260816185229 +0000" channel="C2344.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andrew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Catherine's 21st birthday party becomes a forum for Selina's budget negotiation with the majority leader, but Amy and Gary are more worried how Selina will handle seeing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Mike discusses Selina's role in the Uzbek hostage crisis with the press.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185229 +0000" stop="20260816191929 +0000" channel="C2344.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shutdown - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With D.C. in the midst of a government shutdown, Selina is forced to furlough some of her staff. A damaging story leaks about Selina’s ex-husband, Andrew; Danny Chung takes advantage of the shutdown; Gary Jonah go on a run to retrieve Selina’s trash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191929 +0000" stop="20260816194655 +0000" channel="C2344.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First Response - S02E08</title>
    <desc>After being prepped for a “puff piece” interview at the VP residence, Selina is thrown by Janet Ryland’s “gotcha” questions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182215 +0000" stop="20260816184541 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Guppy Whisperer - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Jerry don't know what to feed their pet guppy, so they turn to Laura Carrot for advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184541 +0000" stop="20260816190905 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silly Ray - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Mayor Archibald asks Bob to write a speech, Larry zaps him with a silly ray.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190905 +0000" stop="20260816193231 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Camp Out - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Bob wants to keep all the S'mores for himself on a camping trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193231 +0000" stop="20260816195555 +0000" channel="C2345.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Truck Flower Delivery - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Petunia worries that an accidentally delivered monster truck won't work for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180956 +0000" stop="20260816183235 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maybe No Go - S06E02</title>
    <desc>As White &amp; Billy grapple with their arch enemy back in the old ‘hood, Doc realizes he can’t face his new responsibilities alone when a whale of an enemy shows him how they arch uptown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183235 +0000" stop="20260816185511 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faking Miracles - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Doc discovers a mysterious invention that could make or break Dean’s chances of getting into college, while The Monarch makes a bad first impression on Dr. Mrs. The Monarch’s co-workers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185511 +0000" stop="20260816191747 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rapacity in Blue - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A brutish supervillain launches an assault on the Ventures. Will Doc’s latest invention, or a mysterious blue vigilante, save the day? Probably not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191747 +0000" stop="20260816194023 +0000" channel="C2346.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tanks for Nuthin' - S06E05</title>
    <desc>A revenge-seeking super-widow makes Dr. Mrs. The Monarch’s job miserable, while a criminal genius has his mastermind set on arching Dr. Venture.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182650 +0000" stop="20260816191059 +0000" channel="C2347.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raid - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the Great Hall of Kattegat, a seer reads Earl Haraldson’s future and tells him that Ragnar Lothbrok searches for his death. The unanswerable question is whom do the gods favor more? As a man willing to defend his power and status to the death, Haraldson intends to take precautionary measures. Ragnar, his home and farm burned by the Earl is hurt but hidden safely away. He must now choose the path that will lead him back to his freedom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191059 +0000" stop="20260816195448 +0000" channel="C2347.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burial of the Dead - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ragnar, weak and still hurt, must meet the Earl head-on after it comes to light that Rollo has been tortured on Haraldson’s orders. The two men will come together face to face with a single outcome possible: Only one man will leave this fight alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180100 +0000" stop="20260816182249 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Power of the Wise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on a quest for Merklynn, Leoric confesses that he fears Darkstorm's magic power of decay the most. As Darkstorm learns about this the Darkling Lords spring a trap on the Spectral Knights. Darkstorm unleashes his power of decay, and turns Leoric into an old man. Their only hope lie on the Eternal Spring, the only way to reverse the power of decay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182249 +0000" stop="20260816184434 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Price of Freedom - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Reekon and Mortdred come across the lost city of Khemir where all labor was done by robot slaves. Now that the Age of Technology is over there are no robot slaves left to do their bidding. Darkstorm promises new human slaves to the Khemirites if they swear loyalty to him. So, the Darkling Lords and the Khemirites set up a trap on New Valerik, and capture the Spectral Knights to make them slaves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184434 +0000" stop="20260816190622 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Horn of Unicorn, Claw of Dragon - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A plague falls over all Visionaries. So, Merklynn sends out the two Spectral Knights - Arzon and Witterquick - and the two Darkling Lords - Cindarr and Lexor - that are still standing to get the ingredients required to make the cure. Cindarr and Lexor embark to slay a unicorn for its horn, and Arzon and Wiiterquick set out to find a dragon's claw.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190622 +0000" stop="20260816192814 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trail of the Three Wizards - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Merklynn sends the Spectral Knights to capture the three wizards that escaped from the Wizard's Jail. They must do it before they can find the Lost Shrine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192814 +0000" stop="20260816195006 +0000" channel="C2349.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honor Among Thieves - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Merklynn gives the Crystal of Detection to the Spectral Knights, which works as an alarm warning them of the approach of any foe. Ectar is troubled about this reliance on magic to protect the city and his suspicions are confirmed when Reekon steals the Crystal. Now, the roles of detective and thief reverse, as Ectar decides to steal the Crystal back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180855 +0000" stop="20260816183235 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lions' Pride (2) - S07E13</title>
    <desc>A mysterious foe acts out and the future of planet Earth is in the balance. Now more than ever its up to Voltron, the Paladins and Shiro with the Atlas to save the day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183235 +0000" stop="20260816185616 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Launch Date - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The Paladins spend one last night on Earth in preparation for the launch of the Atlas. Lance works up the courage to ask Allura an important question.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185616 +0000" stop="20260816191956 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadows - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Flashbacks shine a light on Honerva's past with Lotor and Zarkon, revealing the motivation for her recent actions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191956 +0000" stop="20260816194336 +0000" channel="C2351.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prisoner's Dilemma - S08E03</title>
    <desc>After taking control of a Galra base on a dark planet, the Paladins follow a distress signal from a missing fleet and make an unsettling discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183325 +0000" stop="20260816191935 +0000" channel="C2352.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patriot - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After the leader of a white-supremacist group is arrested, they retaliate by taking over a minority-owned television station.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182155 +0000" stop="20260816190457 +0000" channel="C2353.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads Up - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Alexandria is finally able to begin pulling itself back together; peace is embraced between the two groups.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190457 +0000" stop="20260816194944 +0000" channel="C2353.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start to Finish - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After a few moments of peace, trouble finds its way to Alexandria again with a threat that may be too big to defeat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184347 +0000" stop="20260816193213 +0000" channel="C2354.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outsider - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Ben comes home in the middle of the night with his new wife Cindy and they set up housekeeping in the shed.  The early years of marriage aren't easy until Grandma steps in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181739 +0000" stop="20260816190017 +0000" channel="C2355.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Evil Within - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Pete and Myka are sent to Philadelphia to find an artifact that is the cause of strange hallucinations — people are fearing monsters, but when attacked, only humans are killed. Artie is searching for more information on what evil he unleashed. Claudia tempts fate as she tries to bring Steve back, with the help of someone unexpected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190017 +0000" stop="20260816194317 +0000" channel="C2355.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Personal Effects - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A cache of Walter Skyes' stolen artifacts turn up and all six agents go into the field to recover them. Artie unexpectedly reveals his secret to Leena, while Steve begins to realize the downside of the metronome that brought him back to life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180627 +0000" stop="20260816182759 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Card - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Shawn decides to marry an immigrant so she can be granted citizenship, the woman must live with him for six months. But he soon comes to regret the decision after the woman invites other family members to move in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182759 +0000" stop="20260816185032 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Brother - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Shawn follows in Marlon's footsteps as a ""big brother"" to a youngster, but it turns out that his new little charge already has a jail record.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185032 +0000" stop="20260816191305 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Private Marlon - S05E14</title>
    <desc>After landing an important role in a war movie, Marlon decides to do research on a military base where the head officer offers to show him the ropes -- until Marlon discovers that the soldier has a long-standing grudge against Pops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191305 +0000" stop="20260816193535 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jump! - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Marlon and Shawn's teasing about Dee's role as a security guard gets her suspended without pay and the duo must try to win her job back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193535 +0000" stop="20260816195636 +0000" channel="C2358.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pops Gets Evicted - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Shawn's ideas on making better use of the lobby space catch the eye of the building's owner who offers him the chance to run a new cafe. But first he'll have to evict Pops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182011 +0000" stop="20260816184909 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corn Snake - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After repeatedly having her suggestions ignored by the likes of Doug Wilson and having an eye-opening car accident Celia decides to run for city council. Nancy tries to break things off with Peter because her life is currently too illegal to be dating the DEA. Things gets even more hectic when Sanjay screws up at the bakery. Andy is still trying to get into a Rabbinical school so that he doesn't get shipped off to Iraq.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184909 +0000" stop="20260816191907 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cooking with Jesus - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Nancy does her best to cope with the loss of Conrad's help, who runs into some trouble while venturing out on his own. Andy is still trying to get into rabbinical school by writing an essay on what being Jewish means to him. And Silas deals with Megan's acceptance to Princeton in his own unique way.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191907 +0000" stop="20260816194557 +0000" channel="C2359.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Tango in Agrestic - S02E03</title>
    <desc>While Nancy is trying to figure out what do with Peter, she comes home to problems of plumbing that are related to Shane and his arrival into puberty. Celia enrolls Isabelle in boot camp and ends up getting sucked into it herself. Heylia is interested in a Nation of Islam member and his bean pies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181042 +0000" stop="20260816185502 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Personality Transplant - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After receiving a heart transplant, a patient undergoes an uncanny transformation and assumes the personality of his donor. Do human organs store memory and our very ‘essence’? Across the planet, perfect circles of ice are appearing in lakes and rivers, some so big they’re even visible from space. Can the amazing phenomenon be explained? And, a Philadelphia mum undergoes a routine DNA test that reveals she’s somehow genetically unrelated to her four children. How is that possible?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185502 +0000" stop="20260816193921 +0000" channel="C2360.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Control War - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The US Army investigates the paranormal to see if future conflicts could be fought using mind control. Do these invisible powers truly exist? A boy loses his thumb in a horrific accident only to have it grow back thanks to a mysterious magical powder. Do humans really have the power to regenerate our limbs? And, on a remote Indonesian island inhabited by Komodo dragons, archaeologists make an incredible discovery that could rewrite the history of human evolution. Did humans once share the Earth with a race of ‘hobbits’?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180218 +0000" stop="20260816182739 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A flu epidemic hits Buchannan and everybody gets sick except for Kotter, Horshack and a few students in the other classes.  In the end, the few healthy students team up with the remaining Sweathogs in the classroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182739 +0000" stop="20260816185250 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Telethon - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Kotter and the "Sweathogs" raise a telethon to raise $700 for new supplies. If not the remiedial class will be cut.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185250 +0000" stop="20260816191800 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kotter Makes Good - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Gabe is forced to take final exams when it's revealed by Mr. Woodman that he wasn't really qualified to graduate when he did.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191800 +0000" stop="20260816194309 +0000" channel="C2361.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Vinnie - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vinnie's grandmother's dying wish is for him to become a priest, and he takes the request seriously, until the strain of being holy becomes too much for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181807 +0000" stop="20260816190105 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Moon Rising - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Bartlet confers with Babish on the legal ramifications of his MS cover-up; Sam has a personal interest in an oil spill off the coast of Delaware; Josh and Donna argue about a loan to Mexico; Toby orders C.J. to flush out a leak in the White House staff, which is far from easy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190105 +0000" stop="20260816194505 +0000" channel="C2362.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall's Gonna Kill You - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Babish menacingly questions CJ and Abbey about their involvement in the MS cover-up while Josh asks Joey Lucas to create a hypothetical poll the gauge the public's reaction; Sam is happy with a projected smaller-than-expected budget surplus; Donna is the only one worried about a Chinese satellite hurling toward the Earth at 2,000 mph.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183926 +0000" stop="20260816193534 +0000" channel="C2363.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akane No Mai - S02E05</title>
    <desc>ョーグン・ワールドへようこそ. Welcome to Shogun World.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180656 +0000" stop="20260816183158 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak for Yourself, Dwayne - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Roger talks to a new girl on Dwayne's behalf, he finds himself falling for her and at odds with his friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183158 +0000" stop="20260816185635 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shirley's Date - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Roger and Rerun pay two men to date Shirley.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185635 +0000" stop="20260816192152 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas - S01E09</title>
    <desc>With Mama having to work on Christmas, Roger and Dee have Christmas dinner at Bill's apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192152 +0000" stop="20260816194627 +0000" channel="C2364.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puppy Love - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Confusion arises when Roger's plans to buy a puppy from a girl in school lead Mama and Bill to think he got the girl pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180638 +0000" stop="20260816183034 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey Dude! - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sam has spent the summer working at a ranch in New Mexico. When she calls home and announces that she'd like to move there permanently, Tony and the family fly out to change her mind. Tony is adamant that she return to Connecticut and go to college, but even more so when she meets her new boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183034 +0000" stop="20260816185427 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fabulous Robinson Sisters - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Discouraged that Angela is spending too much time at home, Tony convinces Mona to bring her to a night club. Angela does loosen up, but more so than Tony had intended. Soon, Angela is having middle-of-the-night parties, skipping work, and becoming a regular at Mona's club.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185427 +0000" stop="20260816191821 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Tony meets Kathleen's father, who takes him hunting, and later tells him he expects Tony to be the father of his grandchildren. Angela and Mona babysit a child from Tony's old neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191821 +0000" stop="20260816194158 +0000" channel="C2365.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Flew Over the Empty Nest - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Sam moves out of the house and into a dorm. Tony's frequent visits make him as popular there as she is, and she begins to feel smothered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182024 +0000" stop="20260816184117 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jordin Sparks - S20E13</title>
    <desc>Guest: Jordin Sparks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184117 +0000" stop="20260816190210 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maile Brady - S20E14</title>
    <desc>Guest: Maile Brady.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190210 +0000" stop="20260816192303 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeff Davis 17 - S20E15</title>
    <desc>Guest: Jeff Davis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192303 +0000" stop="20260816194356 +0000" channel="C2366.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alyson Hannigan - S20E16</title>
    <desc>Guest: Alyson Hannigan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182053 +0000" stop="20260816190654 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scene of the Crime - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Alma is tipped off that the Garden Club will make a surprise visit to her home, she persuades Bertram to help her prepare despite the police investigation of their missing neighbor next door. Heartbroken, Dee seeks comfort in Vern.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190654 +0000" stop="20260816195539 +0000" channel="C2367.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Made Me a Killer - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Alma learns how cruel a wounded Rita can be, but quickly realizes she can use the situation to her advantage.  Bertram feels tempted to resume his "hobby," leading him to seek counsel with a trusted figure from his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180518 +0000" stop="20260816183143 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duck, Duck, Loon! - S07E15</title>
    <desc>When Chris and Martin lose their gear to a snapping turtle, they are stuck mini-sized in a vast northern woodland lake. Coming across a lost baby loon, they decide to go on a mini quest to rescue the baby bird and find its parents. Along the way, they realize how much hard work goes into raising young creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183143 +0000" stop="20260816185814 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom of a Croc - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Chris and Martin are determined to prove to Aviva that there's more to crocodiles than their reputation as scary brutes. They use an egg disguise, created by the young inventor, to infiltrate a crocodile nest for an insider's look at the challenging journey of the infant crocs. They also discover the importance of heat in the life cycle of the croc and that heat can even move from one object to another by a process called conduction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185814 +0000" stop="20260816192034 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whale of a Squid - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Kratt brothers are taking Aviva's submarine prototype out for a test drive when the vehicle gets sucked into a battle between a Sperm whale and Giant squid, spiraling down into the depths. Martin and Chris want to follow, but their damaged vehicle can't take that kind of pressure. So Aviva develops whale and squid Creature Power Suits and the intrepid explorers venture where no sub has gone before.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192034 +0000" stop="20260816194253 +0000" channel="C2368.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aardvark Town - S01E03</title>
    <desc>After a young aardvark accidentally becomes a stowaway in Chris's backpack, the Wild Kratts team sets off on a "door to door" search to return him to his home burrow. Along the way, they discover how aardvarks manipulate earth materials to alter landscapes and learn the incredible (and valuable) service this amazing animal provides to all the burrow-living creatures of Africa.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181153 +0000" stop="20260816183526 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origin of Donnie (3) - S04E03</title>
    <desc>A huge fire strikes while Eliza and Darwin search for Donnie, Nigel and Marianne come across poachers, and Debbie and Grandma Sophie get taken in by a native tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183526 +0000" stop="20260816185858 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Origin of Donnie (4) - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The Thornberrys reunite and find Donnie in a remote village and learn from the medicine woman there the terrible fate that befell his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185858 +0000" stop="20260816192231 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Darwin - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The Thornberrys are in Africa for the opening of a new chimpanzee sanctuary which will also be attended by Jane Goodall, famous for her work with primates. When Eliza meets her and introduces her to Darwin, Dr. Goodall tells her that she disapproves of domesticated chimps. Will Eliza be able to convince her that Darwin WANTS to stay with the Thornberrys? Meanwhile, when poachers trap Eliza and Darwin, will Dr. Goodall, Nigel and Marianne be able to rescue them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192231 +0000" stop="20260816194517 +0000" channel="C2369.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Air - S04E06</title>
    <desc>The Thornberrys visit a tribe of native New Zealanders called the Mahris who are throwing a celebration called a ""Hooey"". As Debbie flirts with a young Mahri, Eliza and Darwin have a fight. When Darwin leaves and Eliza befriends a possum named Penelope who ends up getting her into a hot air balloon that she doesn't know how to steer, will Darwin come to the rescue?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183312 +0000" stop="20260816192341 +0000" channel="C2370.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night of the Cadre - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Agent James West goes to see Warden Primwick, who releases the condemned murderer, Ralph Kleed, in his presence. But when Kleed blows a whistle, causing the warden to attack West, Jim must discover what's behind Kleed's diabolical plan and stop him before it's too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180141 +0000" stop="20260816182327 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last of the Really Odd Lovers - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Grace hates herself for her fatal attraction to Nathan and wants to keep her embarrassing romance with him a secret. Likewise, Will prefers to maintain discretion in his relationship with a much younger man. Meanwhile, Jack revels in the attention lavished on him by Grace's eccentric friend, Val.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182327 +0000" stop="20260816184432 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons and Lovers (1) - S03E24</title>
    <desc>An exasperated Grace tries to mediate between a resentful Will and her sloppy, free-spirited boyfriend Nathan when Nathan moves in while Jack is in a royal dither as he plans to finally meet his unseen father face-to-face. However, Grace grows nervous when the two polar-opposite men find some common ground and she ponders how a devoted boyfriend might affect her equally important relationship with her longtime buddy Will. After settling his father issues, Jack later gets the surprise of his life in a most unexpected fashion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184432 +0000" stop="20260816190546 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons and Lovers (2) - S03E25</title>
    <desc>An exasperated Grace tries to mediate between a resentful Will and her sloppy, free-spirited boyfriend Nathan when Nathan moves in while Jack is in a royal dither as he plans to finally meet his unseen father face-to-face. However, Grace grows nervous when the two polar-opposite men find some common ground and she ponders how a devoted boyfriend might affect her equally important relationship with her longtime buddy Will. After settling his father issues, Jack later gets the surprise of his life in a most unexpected fashion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190546 +0000" stop="20260816192656 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Third Wheel Gets the Grace - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Will returns from vacation to discover that Grace's romantic relationship with neighbor Nathan is humming along. Nathan feels neglected when Will and Grace resume their chummy friendship, complete with their own private language and code. Meanwhile, Jack proudly takes his new-found son Elliot shopping for school at Barney's while Rosario and Karen each cruise the merchandise looking for the perfect "anniversary gift".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192656 +0000" stop="20260816194842 +0000" channel="C2371.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Past and Presents - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The new lawyer in Will's firm is the same lout who bullied him as a child; Nathan's birthday flusters Grace, who's outdone in the gift department by Karen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181423 +0000" stop="20260816183703 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartache Tonight - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Roy invites Joe and Helen over to his house on an important night for him:the introduction of his girlfriend to his mother.But when he's dumped before the fateful evening,Helen reluctantly fills in.
Meanwhile,Brian passes on his cold to Casey before her big date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183703 +0000" stop="20260816185942 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oedipus Wrecks - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Brian is surprised to find out his new girlfriend,Emily's son is already in college.Further complications ensue when Casey takes a shine to the young man.
Meanwhile,Joe and Roy go to the circus:Joe to try and deal with his childhood trauma and Roy to demand an apology from the clown who humilated him in his act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185942 +0000" stop="20260816192126 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Bull*&amp;@! - S08E22</title>
    <desc>When a long time rival drops out of a boxing tournament,Joe finds himself matched up against Brian.But what starts out as a friendly competition gets decidedly unpleasant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192126 +0000" stop="20260816194338 +0000" channel="C2372.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Approach (1) - S08E23</title>
    <desc>To cheer up Helen,Joe restores her old cello.While Helen is busy rediscovering her old passion,Joe and Brian discover the ages old treasure hunt they undertook when their father died isn't over yet.They and the rest of the gang are led all over New England,only to wind up back at the airport,to discover $250,000 in an old suitcase in an airport locker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180631 +0000" stop="20260816184836 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Queso Emergency - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Friends with Benefits might have a problem committing to each other but when it comes to the $25,000 prize, they are all in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184836 +0000" stop="20260816193041 +0000" channel="C2373.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redemption Again - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Contestants tackle an extreme obstacle course as they fight to win a grand cash prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180435 +0000" stop="20260816190046 +0000" channel="C2374.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clarifications - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Bunk returns a McNulty favor; Carcetti is forced to make deals; Hayes asks Templeton about his sources.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190046 +0000" stop="20260816195812 +0000" channel="C2374.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Late Editions - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Freamon's hard work pays off with a promising lead, though McNulty isn't in the mood to celebrate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180905 +0000" stop="20260816183302 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Armadillo! - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets must save a baby armadillo because he thinks that the old West town that he lives in is haunted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183302 +0000" stop="20260816185659 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Itsy Bitsy Spider! - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Wonder Pets help a distraught spider that keeps being flushed down the waterspout in a painting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185659 +0000" stop="20260816192055 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Beetles! - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In an 1970's pop Beatles theme, the Wonder Pets must figure out a way to save four beetles that have become trapped in seaweed in their yellow submarine in Liverpool, while they are inside their submarine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192055 +0000" stop="20260816194452 +0000" channel="C2377.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Wonder Pets and a Baby! - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A piglet needs the Wonder Pets' help really close to home...in the schoolhouse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181528 +0000" stop="20260816183640 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time - S02E02</title>
    <desc>When Chauncey decides to travel in his time machine to mess with mental slowpokes, he discovers that he already beat himself to it.  Which Chauncey will survive?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183640 +0000" stop="20260816185754 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knowledge - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Middle America visits the show and the gang falls in love with his stupidity.  They even let him take control of Wonder Showzen.  The result is a big stinky horse apple.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185754 +0000" stop="20260816191909 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Justice - S02E04</title>
    <desc>In today's Ye Olde Wonder Showzen, the gang celebrates the idyllic good old days of America, when slavery and rape was more than a gleam in ye eye.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191909 +0000" stop="20260816194022 +0000" channel="C2378.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Science - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Wordsworth is afraid to fight his fear, Chauncey and Him have a climb into his brain and change his mind from a boy into a man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183808 +0000" stop="20260816192628 +0000" channel="C2379.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knockout - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Wonder Woman must use all her power to stop a terrorist group from kidnapping Steve and other Government officials.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181039 +0000" stop="20260816183133 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tree House - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When Kevin and his dad build a treehouse in the backyard, they discover they get a good view of an attractive neighbor planting her tomatoes. Meanwhile, Doug is in shock after having heard ""the talk"" from his dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183133 +0000" stop="20260816185231 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Glee Club - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A new student teacher tries to make something of the 8th-grade boys' Glee Club, but without much success.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185231 +0000" stop="20260816191324 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Out - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Pressure is brought to bear on Kevin and Winnie's relationship when they are invited to a notorious make-out party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191324 +0000" stop="20260816193422 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faith - S03E18</title>
    <desc>It's tax time and Jack is in a bad mood. Meanwhile, Norma worries about the Apollo 13 astronauts and Kevin worries about his class assignment - to write his own obituary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193422 +0000" stop="20260816195519 +0000" channel="C2380.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unnatural - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Kevin keeps making the cut for the school baseball team, he worries about whether it is because of his talent or because his dad saved the Coach's life in Korea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180550 +0000" stop="20260816182651 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Save the Cat - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Blake and Jillian adopt a cat but things take an unexpected turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182651 +0000" stop="20260816184751 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death of a Salesdude - S06E04</title>
    <desc>TelAmeriCorp starts to sell female-friendly products and the women of the office take over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184751 +0000" stop="20260816190854 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Catfishing - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Adam and Ders plan a 4/20 party, but Blake’s new girlfriend harshes their buzz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190854 +0000" stop="20260816193023 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Viral - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The guys go on a quest for social-media stardom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193023 +0000" stop="20260816195153 +0000" channel="C2381.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night at the Dudeseum - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The guys go to a museum and wreak havoc on Ders Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182112 +0000" stop="20260816184252 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Consent - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kate steps outside her comfort zone in an attempt to keep up at Baseline, and receives a surprise phone call from Gaze. Anne agrees to hypnotherapy with Brad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184252 +0000" stop="20260816190540 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shame Spiral - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kate's irresponsible actions have unexpected consequences at work. Stressed about problems at home, Anne's frustration with Kate comes to a head. Frankie has another encounter with Juniper.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190540 +0000" stop="20260816192827 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Retreat - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The members of Val's Toddler Time go on a weekend retreat and learn surprising truths about love, friendship and the one mother everyone thought was perfect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192827 +0000" stop="20260816195007 +0000" channel="C2382.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Handed - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Kate struggles with working for two different firms; Anne deals with Alice's first boyfriend; Ian confronts Jenny; Frankie tries to juggle two different women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181631 +0000" stop="20260816191124 +0000" channel="C2383.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Occupation: Holland (1940–1944) - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Through a neutral country, Holland is attacked by Germany without warning in 1940. During the next four years, life carries on seemingly without incident, but underneath resistance never dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181307 +0000" stop="20260816183649 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Learning - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After losing his arm yet again Worzel is sick of people like John Peters calling him stupid, so he sets about the arduous task of locating his ‘clever head’. After searching high and low Worzel finally remembers where he’s hidden it, in the chimney of the local school, the one that John and Sue go to. Worzel gets on the school roof and puts on his clever head. However getting down is not so easy and Worzel soon begins to draw attention to himself by making a racket. Miss Jamieson, John and Sue’s schoolteacher is so bothered by this noise that she goes out to investigate. When she sees Worzel she asks him what he’s doing on the roof and Worzel, feeling cocky in his clever head, demands a ‘satisfactory question’. The schoolteacher fires difficult questions at Worzel and, to her amazement, he gets them all right. She decides to tell Mr. Foster, the HeadMaster, that she has discovered a ‘genius’ on the school roof.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183649 +0000" stop="20260816190114 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worzel Pays a Visit - S01E06</title>
    <desc>As Usual Worzel is up and about the Village bright and early and on his rounds stops to steal a pint of milk, for his Robin red - breast, and a News-paper, with Aunt Sally’s picture in it. Later on, as Sue is reading Worzel the article, about Aunt Sally being stolen at the Village Fete, Mr. Braithwaite bursts in the barn and sends John and Sue to Mrs. Bloomsbury - Barton’s with a box of apples. Whilst there the two see that Aunt Sally is there also, working as a maid. On their return to Scatterbrook Sue rushes to Ten - Acre field to tell Worzel where Aunt Sally is and, as soon as he can, he goes to the hall to see her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190114 +0000" stop="20260816192550 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarecrow Hop - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Bloomsbury - Barton sacks Aunt Sally and, as she is homeless, she turns up at Worzel’s barn. As soon as she arrives she starts telling Worzel, Sue and John about where she is going to go next, this prompts John into saying how boring the village is. Sue protests and brings up the fact that there is a Village dance on that evening and Aunt Sally and Worzel decide to go. Before that however they both agree that they need clothes to wear to the dance and so visit the local museum to pinch some. At the dance Worzel finds the music boring and so asks the band for a request, ‘The Scarecrow Hop’, which is a roaring success.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192550 +0000" stop="20260816195020 +0000" channel="C2384.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worzel and the Saucy Nancy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Worzel stows away on the village coach outing to the seasidewhere he meets the Saucy Nancy. Nancy tells him that she saw Aunt Sally floating in the sea, but unknown to them, she has been rescued by a fairground operator...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181005 +0000" stop="20260816185449 +0000" channel="C2386.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunshine Days - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Doggett and Reyes investigate a murder outside the house that the original Brady Bunch series was filmed in. The house is owned by a man named Oliver who is obsessed with the show and has rigged the house into a series of traps and changing appearances to look like the Brady house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185449 +0000" stop="20260816193919 +0000" channel="C2386.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth (1) - S09E19</title>
    <desc>After not knowing Fox Mulder's whereabouts for the last year, A.D. Skinner and Agent Scully learn he's being held for the murder of a military man he couldn't possibly have killed: Knowle Rohrer, one of the government's secret super-soldiers. With Skinner acting as Mulder's defense, people who Mulder has dealt with during his last nine years as an FBI agent testify on his behalf. But the military tribunal isn't interested in the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181911 +0000" stop="20260816184003 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phalanx Covenant (2) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The X-Men are attacked by the Phalanx.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184003 +0000" stop="20260816190050 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Deal with the Devil - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Omega Red, sworn enemy of Wolverine, is thawed and sent into the ocean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190050 +0000" stop="20260816192127 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Mutant Is an Island - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Professor Xavier's powers have found Phoenix alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192127 +0000" stop="20260816194213 +0000" channel="C2387.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Longshot - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Mojo uses Jubilee as a 'prize' to lure Longshot and the X-Men into a deadly contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183725 +0000" stop="20260816192507 +0000" channel="C2388.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World Is Purple - S03E10</title>
    <desc>John sits down at the negotiating table with former friends and foes. As the battle for the future of the Yellowstone heats up, nothing will ever be the same.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181957 +0000" stop="20260816184252 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaids - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Songs: "Swim, Swim, Swim", "Just the Same", "Undersea Dance Contest"

Storytime: "Harris &amp; Toby"

Mark's Magic Pictures: "Little Fish Guy"

Numbers: "Undersea Friends"

Jingle: "Mermaid, Will You Rescue Me?" by Memoryhouse</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184252 +0000" stop="20260816190536 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quest - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Songs: "You Can Do It", "Don’t Listen To The Bullies", "Anything For My Friends"

Jingle: "You Can Do It" by Belle and Sebastian

Storytime: "Dragon Bully"

Mark's Magic Pictures: "Dragon"

NOTE: This is the series finale!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190536 +0000" stop="20260816192934 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The characters learn the fun of eating vegetables and healthy meals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192934 +0000" stop="20260816195330 +0000" channel="C2389.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer - S01E02</title>
    <desc>All the characters in Gabba Land use the outdoors and friends to capture the happiness of summertime. There's fun doing different outdoor activities, and a pool party too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180650 +0000" stop="20260816181356 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robin Hood Yogi - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Yogi dresses up like Robin Hood and Little John so they can steal food from the rich (the tourists) and give it to the poor (themselves).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181356 +0000" stop="20260816182101 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daffy Daddy - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Yogi plays cowboy with a young tourist who is being ignored by his mom and dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182101 +0000" stop="20260816182806 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scooter Looter - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Yogi is trying to fulfill his dream of renting a scooter and going for a ride. The rental agent insists that they do not rent to bears. While sitting on a scooter to see what it's like the scooter starts and Yogi is off and running. He not only doesn't know how he started it, he doesn't know how to stop it either.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182806 +0000" stop="20260816183506 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide and Go Peek - S01E22</title>
    <desc>An escaped circus elephant decides to try and hide in Jellystone Park. He asks Yogi to hide him from the cruel circus guards that are trying to catch him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183506 +0000" stop="20260816184223 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Biz Bear - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Yogi discovers a TV movie called The Bear From Outer Space is being filmed in Jellystone Park. The actor playing the bear quits and Yogi is tabbed to fill his spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184223 +0000" stop="20260816184940 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lullabye-Bye Bear - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Yogi tries to pass up on hibernation and stay awake all winter to see what he has been missing out on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184940 +0000" stop="20260816185656 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bearface Disguise - S01E25</title>
    <desc>A bandit escapes with a million dollars in jewels and uses a little bear disguise to hide from the law, and he tricks Yogi helping him hide. Yogi thinks that he's rescuing a fellow bear from a sheriff and his wacky dog. The escaped gangster thought that he would blend in with the Jellystone bears, but the poor guy would have been better off in prison after what Yogi puts him through!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185656 +0000" stop="20260816190413 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Papa Yogi - S01E26</title>
    <desc>A big father-son picnic comes to Jellystone Park. Yogi and Boo Boo disguise themselves so they can enjoy some great food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190413 +0000" stop="20260816191130 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranger Ranger - S01E27</title>
    <desc>Ranger Smith is planning a fishing trip with his pal Charlie. Yogi is anxious to see what the replacement ranger is like. While Yogi is taking a nap Wee Willie, the gorilla, escapes from an Armand &amp; Daily Circus truck that has broken down in front of Jellystone Park. Wee Willie finds a ranger hat and jacket in an empty ranger station and Yogi thinks that he is the new ranger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191130 +0000" stop="20260816191846 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rah Rah Bear - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Yogi sees a newspaper that reads Chicago Bears to battle Giants Sunday, meat on the table. He thinks that it's literally a group of giants attacking bears. He jumps in the trunk of a car with Illinois license plates. When he arrives at the stadium everyone thinks he is the mascot. When the coach runs out of players due to injuries, Yogi is sent in to try and save the game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191846 +0000" stop="20260816192603 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bear for Punishment - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Presto the magician is paying a visit to Jellystone Park. He offers to make Yogi and Boo Boo invisible so they can steal picnic baskets without being seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192603 +0000" stop="20260816193319 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nowhere Bear - S01E30</title>
    <desc>As the tourist season comes to a close the rangers must find something to fill their downtime. Ranger Smith is reading a book about hypnotism to pass his time. He needs someone to practice on and his friend Bill suggests using a bear. He calls Yogi to his office and gives it a try. Yogi sees the hypnotism book and plays along so he can scam food from Ranger Smith. Yogi then tries some hypnotism of his own on Boo Boo with disastrous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193319 +0000" stop="20260816194037 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wound-up Bear - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Yogi notices wind-up souvenir bears in the gift shop window. He disguises Boo Boo one of these toys to take food from unsuspecting campers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194037 +0000" stop="20260816194753 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bewitched Bear - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Winnie Witch is taking a vacation to Jellystone Park to rest up after Halloween. Yogi and Boo Boo go to her cabin to try and beg some food. Winnie has her broom chase them away. Yogi decides to switch brooms on her so he can use it to steal picnic baskets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194753 +0000" stop="20260816195510 +0000" channel="C2390.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoodwinked Bear - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Yogi sees a little girl who is taking a picnic basket of food to her grandmother. Yogi calls the grandmother and convinces her that she has won a contest to get her out of her house and then takes her place so he can receive the food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181226 +0000" stop="20260816183456 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insecurity - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Red Arrow's return undercuts Artemis' confidence, while the team's mission to track down Sportsmaster threatens to expose her darkest secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183456 +0000" stop="20260816185702 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Performance - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Team goes undercover at the Haly International Traveling Circus to locate a thief stealing weapons technology across Europe. But a thief isn’t all they find…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185702 +0000" stop="20260816191909 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Usual Suspects - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The Team gets a new member and a new mission – a mission that may finally expose all the Team’s secrets... and all their lies!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191909 +0000" stop="20260816194114 +0000" channel="C2393.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auld Acquaintance - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The Team finally learns the identity of the traitor in their midst, forcing a battle against an enemy more dangerous than any they’ve ever faced before!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180136 +0000" stop="20260816182005 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Sheldon realizes he is the weakest student in his class; Meemaw is looking to expand her gambling business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182005 +0000" stop="20260816183943 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Sheldon explores Germany behind Mary's back, Missy attempts to pull a fast one on George Sr. and Meemaw and Dale adjust to living together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183943 +0000" stop="20260816185942 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Missy steps up, Mary has a surprise for George, and Sheldon finds his dorm occupied.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185942 +0000" stop="20260816191919 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Sheldon helps his roommate try to beat the stock market, Missy and Billy Sparks throw a party, and Mary finds a new church.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191919 +0000" stop="20260816193853 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Georgie and Mandy's wedding plans pit Mary against Mandy's mom, Audrey, with baby CeeCee caught in the middle</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193853 +0000" stop="20260816195916 +0000" channel="C2394.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Georgie and Mandy get married! Meanwhile, Meemaw’s gambling room gets raided.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180852 +0000" stop="20260816184007 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lizability - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Change is in the air at Empirical, and Liza considers her options. Kelsey receives surprising news, and Charles finds a solution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184007 +0000" stop="20260816190432 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Day - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Kelsey makes her debut as a publisher, quickly realizing that the company is in trouble. The new regime – and a revelation about Liza – sends Diana into a crisis. Josh finds out the paternity of Clare’s baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190432 +0000" stop="20260816193012 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flush with Love - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Liza and Kelsey clash with Quinn, who’s walking the line between author and investor. Diana offends Enzo. Lauren throws a gender reveal party for Clare’s baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193012 +0000" stop="20260816195602 +0000" channel="C2395.307.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unusual Suspect - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Liza and Charles’ romance heats up, but Liza suspects he’s keeping something from her. Millennial gets the scoop on a tell-all from acquitted murderer Audrey Colbert; Kelsey feels undermined by Quinn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185402 +0000" stop="20260816195228 +0000" channel="C2396.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part Twenty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Michael exposes shocking information that impacts everyone. A startling revelation pushes Fia to make a life-altering decision. Big Mo proposes a deal with Jimmy Baxter. Gina manipulates her father Carmine to make a move of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182123 +0000" stop="20260816184504 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genbu, the Stone Beast - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Kurama and Hiei, two demons Yusuke beat in his first case, join Yusuke and Kuwabara to battle the Saint Beasts. This awkward alliance must learn to trust each other quickly, as they struggle through the Gate of Betrayal. And waiting just beyond this trap is the first Beast â€”- a giant made of solid stone!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184504 +0000" stop="20260816190845 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byakko, the White Tiger - S01E16</title>
    <desc>One of Yusuke's teammates has been badly injured, and Kuwabara insists on fighting the next enemy all by himself -â€” revealing his amazingly improved Spirit Sword! Before the bickering group can disagree, a ferocious roar slices through the castle. Byakko, the second Saint Beast, is waiting!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190845 +0000" stop="20260816193227 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Byakko's Lair - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After a harrowing fight on a collapsing bridge, Byakko is seemingly defeated. But as soon as the Spirit Detective team enters the castle's next wing, a fearsome tiger roar bids Kuwabara to round two -- in Byakko's secret lair. Can this Beast be beaten once and for all, in a room of molten lava?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193227 +0000" stop="20260816195608 +0000" channel="C2397.309.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seiryu, the Blue Dragon - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Two of the four Saint Beasts are dead -- or so Yusuke and his team believe! But in the chamber of Seiryu, a Beast who can trap his enemies in ice, an unexpected guest arrives. How can two Beasts in one room be stopped? And why is Hiei, a cold-hearted rogue, suddenly beset with emotion?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183436 +0000" stop="20260816191755 +0000" channel="C2398.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>State of Mine - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Altura militiamen force Talkers to mine a hazardous waste landfill for the secret ingredients for Bizkits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180311 +0000" stop="20260816183108 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green Creatures - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Zoboo realizes that plants and trees are as alive as all the creatures he meets in Animal Junction. The Kratt Brothers teach the lemur that plants grow well if they get good soil, lots of sunlight and enough water. And there are plenty of creatures willing to help plants flourish, including Toothbrush the elephant, Popcorn the binturong and a whole family of sloths. When Martin and Chris follow Popcorn to India, they visit a 2,000-year old fortress, where green creatures like vines and plants are taking over the site.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183108 +0000" stop="20260816185905 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brain Power - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The Kratt Brothers and Zoboo put their heads together with Braniac the really intelligent chimpanzee and build an ""Invisibility Machine."" They meet some other animals with great brains including elephants and crows and discover that all creatures are smart in their own ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185905 +0000" stop="20260816192702 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bovine - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A cow and her calf wander into Animal Junction and Zoboo decides he better help them find their herd. Martin and Chris tell their lemur pal that cows are bovines, and they have special second stomachs to digest the grass they eat. After giving the cows a feast, Zoboo figures out a way to bring the whole herd to the cow and the calf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192702 +0000" stop="20260816195459 +0000" channel="C2399.311.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snakebellies - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Zoboo and the Kratt Brothers find a snakeskin but it doesn't fit the anaconda in the pool, the rattlesnake sunning itself by the window or even the Burmese python. Finally, Zoboo discovers the owner-a trans-pecos rat snake!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182321 +0000" stop="20260816184653 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Election - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's election time again, class presidents have to be voted for and Chase and Zoey end up nominating each other. Then they make pact of whatever happens, they promise that the election won't affect their friendship. But then later on, things get spicy between them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184653 +0000" stop="20260816191026 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haunted House - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Every Halloween at PCA, the secondary makes a haunted house for the lower school. This year, Logan is in charge. He promises everybody that the haunted house will not just make them scream but it will make them cry. But when Dustin and his roommate, Jack, get "lost" in the haunted house, Logan starts to get scared and starts to wonder where Dustin and his roommate have gone. Michael gets chased all over PCA by some French tourists who think he is ill, and Nicole gets a case of mistaken identity when she chases Mark. Lola did not appear in this episode.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191026 +0000" stop="20260816193357 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Girl - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Dustin's new girlfriend, Trisha Kirby (Jennette McCurdy), turns out to be a very naughty girl. Zoey sends Chase to persuade Tricia to stop going out with Dustin and go for someone older. She gets the wrong idea and Trisha and Chase are boyfriend and girlfriend. Oops. so Chase and Zoey pretend to be girlfriend and boyfriend . Meanwhile, Michael tells Logan about his crush on Lola and end up getting sprayed by a skunk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193357 +0000" stop="20260816195730 +0000" channel="C2400.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Views - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Chase and Michael start an online show, The Chase &amp; Michael Show. Zoey and Logan have their own segment on it called "He Says, She Says" and it all goes wrong when all the boys and girls begin fighting, so Dean Rivers cancels their show. Meanwhile, Nicole is depressed because she is failing Algebra because of cute boys, so Quinn and Lola try to fix her problem by using a hypnotis technique.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181542 +0000" stop="20260816183750 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unexpected Trouble - S01E23</title>
    <desc>The Lightning League heads for the junk planet, Xeron III, to use the metal as a giant antenna to send radio signals throughout the universe in an attempt to contact Audric. An old woman, Iana, lives on the planet with an odd assortment of creatures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183750 +0000" stop="20260816185956 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bounty Hunters - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Saw Boss offers a huge reward to pirates and cut-throats if they will deliver Jayce to him. A pirate scratches Herc with his special ring which causes Herc to become evil and start plotting against Jayce. Jayce must take the Pride to Planet Hippo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816185956 +0000" stop="20260816192204 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Deception - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Neetra manages to get a message out regarding her planet, Tekka. Monster Minds are about to attack to acquire their powerful fuel, miran, to power his missiles. The Vertim and Batim colonies rival each other for control of the pyramid made of miran.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192204 +0000" stop="20260816194411 +0000" channel="C2632.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gate World - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Lost and dangerously low on fuel, the Lightning League searches for Gate World, a legendary gateway to any spot in the universe. Gillian adapts the scanner and the Pride lands in the centre of some stonework on a beautiful planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180438 +0000" stop="20260816181205 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Awful Orphan - S1949E04</title>
    <desc>Charlie Dog goes to great lengths to convince Porky Pig that he is an ideal pet. Porky tries a number of methods to try and rid himself of the annoying animal, but Charlie easily defies him every time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181205 +0000" stop="20260816181844 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupor Duck - S1956E16</title>
    <desc>Daffy Duck is a mild-mannered reporter with a secret identity in this parody of the "Superman" serials. Daffy, however, is his usual inept, overweening self, ramming into buildings and rescuing submarines and trains from a non-existant menace, a villain whose voice he heard on his editor's television program.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181844 +0000" stop="20260816182548 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Bottleneck - S1946E05</title>
    <desc>The overworked baby delivery system has some issues to fix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182548 +0000" stop="20260816183252 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homeless Hare - S1950E07</title>
    <desc>A construction worker destroys Bugs' home with a steam shovel and refuses to repair the damage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183252 +0000" stop="20260816185520 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Weiner - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Daffy enters a hot dog eating contest to try and win the title “Mr. Weiner” and Bugs gets roped into helping Yosemite Sam attempt to jump a school bus over a row of motorcycles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185520 +0000" stop="20260816190201 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ducking the Devil - S1957E17</title>
    <desc>The Tasmanian Devil escapes from the City Zoo. The reward for his capture is 5000 dollars, which is enough incentive for Daffy Duck to overcome his frantic cowardice and musically lull the Devil into peacefully walking back with him to the City Zoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190201 +0000" stop="20260816190505 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fur of Flying - S2010E02</title>
    <desc>Using a makeshift copter-helmet, Wile E. intends to catch Road Runner, whilst avoiding heat-seeking missiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190505 +0000" stop="20260816191131 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spaced -Out- Bunny - S1980E06</title>
    <desc>Marvin Martian kidnaps Bugs, taking him to Mars to be a plaything for Hugo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191131 +0000" stop="20260816191809 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair and Worm-er - S1946E20</title>
    <desc>One long chase: worm chases apple; bird chases worm; cat chases bird; dog chases cat; dogcatcher chases dog; dogcatcher's wife chases dogcatcher; mouse chases dogcatcher's wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191809 +0000" stop="20260816192548 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Grey Hare - S1944E25</title>
    <desc>Elmer Fudd asks God when he will finally be able to catch Bugs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192548 +0000" stop="20260816193207 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zip Zip Hooray! - S1965E01</title>
    <desc>Wile E. Coyote suspends his chase with the Road Runner to explain to two young boys watching him on TV why he wants to catch the speedy bird.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193207 +0000" stop="20260816193848 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Boy Boo - S1954E14</title>
    <desc>Foghorn Leghorn is cold in his shack and decides to befriend the Widow Hen so he can live in her warm house. The Hen agrees as long as Foggy will be a good father to her kid, Junior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193848 +0000" stop="20260816194617 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hare Do - S1949E02</title>
    <desc>Elmer chases Bugs out of the woods, into the city, into a theatre.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194617 +0000" stop="20260816195212 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go Away Stowaway - S1967E07</title>
    <desc>Daffy Duck, having enough of hearing Speedy Gonzales's "La Cucaracha" tries to escape on a cruise ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195212 +0000" stop="20260816195838 +0000" channel="C2923.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feather Dusted - S1955E02</title>
    <desc>Foghorn Leghorn decides to teach Widow Hen's egghead genius son how to have fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180738 +0000" stop="20260816182941 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Westland - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Hawkeye, Vision and Wasp head to the old West world of 1872 to find Doctor Strange.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182941 +0000" stop="20260816185148 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Citadel - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Captain America and Iron Man are captured by the Beyonder and the villain team he has assembled.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185148 +0000" stop="20260816191352 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wastelands - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Before they can use the Bifrost to undo Battleworld, the Avengers must defeat the Beyonder's forces, Ares and an army of Ghost Riders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191352 +0000" stop="20260816193555 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Things Must End - S04E25</title>
    <desc>After Loki becomes the Sorcerer Supreme, the Avengers are the only thing standing between him and the domination of the universe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193555 +0000" stop="20260816195759 +0000" channel="C3064.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of Atlantis (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Black Panther and the Avengers must defend New York City from an invasion of monsters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180344 +0000" stop="20260816185926 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World on Fire - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Fisk moves forward with plans that threaten to rip Hell's Kitchen apart. Murdock and Foggy take on a case helping tenants victimized by a slumlord.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185926 +0000" stop="20260816194738 +0000" channel="C3066.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Condemned - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Daredevil finds himself trapped in the fallout of Fisk's plan to take control of Hell's Kitchen. Ben Urich digs closer to the truth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181940 +0000" stop="20260816184148 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One in a Million You - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Feeling underappreciated, Rocket accepts an offer to work for The Collector, only to realize his "job" is working as another prisoner in The Collector's collection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184148 +0000" stop="20260816190355 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take the Milano and Run - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Guardians crash land on a space station run by the Grandmaster, who schemes to get Drax back in the gladiatorial arena to battle his ultimate opponent: Gamora.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190355 +0000" stop="20260816192602 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can't Fight This Seedling - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While getting another item for the Collector, Groot gets infected with an alien fungus, turning him into a giant rampaging monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192602 +0000" stop="20260816194809 +0000" channel="C3067.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover Angle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Caught red-handed by Titus, the Guardians are coerced into infiltrating a notorious gang of weapons dealers known as the Black Order.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182552 +0000" stop="20260816191052 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fire in the Hold (ValuJet, Flight 592) - S12E02</title>
    <desc>On 11 May 1996, ten minutes after take-off, Valujet Flight 592 crashed into the Florida Everglades after an in-flight fire started by an accidental triggering of an oxygen cylinder in the cargo area caused the passengers and crew to suffer unconsciousness. On impact, all 110 persons on board were killed instantly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191052 +0000" stop="20260816195551 +0000" channel="C3120.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caution to the Wind (Singapore Airlines, Flight 006) - S12E03</title>
    <desc>On 31 October 2000, Singapore Airlines Flight 006 collided on take-off into construction equipment at Chiang Kai-shek International Airport in Taipei during Typhoon Xangsane after taking off on the wrong runway. Out of the 179 passengers and crew, 83 people perished.

AKA: Caution To The Wind</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180443 +0000" stop="20260816185538 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tram - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Two underworld leaders, Hatcher and Thorne, have called a conference of Syndicate leaders to form a massive holding/laundering company. The IMF must obtain their joint Swiss bank account number. Jim gets in as a mobster and sabotages the tram that is the only way to the meeting. Willy slips in as a repairman and Casey lures down Thorne, whom they capture and then offer to return to Hatcher in exchange for the exact amount the mob leaders invested. He gets scammed into losing the money and Barney replaces the money in the safe with counterfeits. The IMF makes it look to Thorne like Hatcher kidnapped him then let him escape. When it is revealed the money is counterfeit Jim "rescues" him from being killed by the mobsters, then give Hatcher (with a weak heart) a fake heart attack as they escape down the tram. Hatcher gives Jim the bank account number and the team slips out of the tram with the $4 million while the weakened Hatcher remains behind - when he gets to the bottom he and Thorne k</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185538 +0000" stop="20260816194637 +0000" channel="C3192.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mindbend - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alex Pierson, a rising Syndicate member, has recruited Dr. Burke, a psychopathic behavioral psychologist who has developed a way to program men into killers. Pierson lures in underworld criminals with an offer of plastic surgery and turns them over to Burke, who programs them to kill Pierson's targets three times then kill themselves. Barney infiltrates as a crook on the run but when he fails to dose himself with a counter-drug, he is converted into a psychotic killer as well. They lose contact with Barney - Jim plants evidence on Burke making him look like he's turning against Pierson and another IMF agent made up to look like Barney goes after but fails to kill Pierson before fake-killing himself. Pierson confronts Burke while Jim gets the info on Barney's location out of Burke's assistant, and Willy stops the tech expert from killing his target in the nick of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181506 +0000" stop="20260816190006 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give and Take - S02E17</title>
    <desc>While Tripitaka and his disciples sleep, The Illiterate Vampire appears and plans to bite Tripitaka. The others wake, and chase him away. The next day, the pilgrims see a display of wanted posters - the king is rewarding people for killing monsters, 10 gold pieces per monster. Pigsy meets a blind girl selling flowers in the street, and becomes fond of her. To raise 100 gold pieces for an operation to cure her blindness, Pigsy goes into business as a monster-killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190006 +0000" stop="20260816194236 +0000" channel="C3215.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Such a Nice Monster - S02E18</title>
    <desc>A gentle monster dresses up as a puppy dog and calls himself ""a good dog"" in an attempt to make friends. He desperately wants to be liked, but all the villagers are terrified of him. The pilgrims arrive at the monster's country, and Tripitaka tells his disciples to go ahead and make friends with him. After Pigsy, Monkey and Sandy fail, Yu-Lung befriends the good dog, and comes up with a plan to make the villagers like him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182347 +0000" stop="20260816185354 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Convention - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Pootie_Shoe announces that he’s no longer playing Mythic Quest, the team needs to find a new star streamer to promote it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185354 +0000" stop="20260816192921 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dark Quiet Death - S01E05</title>
    <desc>From inception to demise, the life cycle of video game Dark Quiet Death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192921 +0000" stop="20260816195605 +0000" channel="C3329.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Non-Player Character - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Poppy steps out for a meeting and Mythic Quest headquarters descends into chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181349 +0000" stop="20260816185524 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil's Woods - S12E03</title>
    <desc>The frigid Montana wilderness pushes the survivalists' partnership over the edge. As they struggle to work together, wildlife including bears and aggressive moose circle their camp. Plummeting temperatures create the need for drastic action.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185524 +0000" stop="20260816193658 +0000" channel="C3331.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sand Trapped - S12E04</title>
    <desc>A Hawaiian biologist takes on the blistering Chihuahua Desert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180303 +0000" stop="20260816184533 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A President's Close Encounter - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The discovery of geysers on a moon; NASA's mission to detect life; an object is spotted approaching an asteroid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184533 +0000" stop="20260816192802 +0000" channel="C3339.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Earth Next Door - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Astronomers notice a planet in Earth's vicinity capable of supporting life; top secret military program exposed; the moon contains the components to start life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181600 +0000" stop="20260816183728 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Private Investigator / Taxi Company - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Nathan puts a private investigator to the test by allowing himself to be spied on for a day, a taxi company is brought a solution for shy customers, and Nathan is forced to include product placement in his show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183728 +0000" stop="20260816185843 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mechanic / Realtor - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Nathan convinces a mechanic to verify his estimates with a polygraph test and rebrands Sue Stanford as the Ghost Realtor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185843 +0000" stop="20260816191958 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Souvenir Shop / E.L.A.I.F.F. - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Nathan sets up a fake film shoot in an effort to boost sales at a Hollywood souvenir shop, but his plan gets complicated when he discovers that he may have committed fraud.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191958 +0000" stop="20260816194059 +0000" channel="C3343.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pet Store / Maid Service - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Nathan places a controversial ad in a pet cemetery and takes tips from a focus group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181828 +0000" stop="20260816184011 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julie Berkman's Older Sister - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jess' dad arrives with his new girlfriend, who happened to be Jess and Cece's high-school rival. Meanwhile, Schmidt recruits the guys to be part of a focus group at work to help him land a big new account.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184011 +0000" stop="20260816190154 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Micro - S04E04</title>
    <desc>To prove that girls aren't shallow, Jess goes out on a date with a guy whose shortcomings fall way below the belt. Meanwhile, Winston and Cece pit Schmidt and Coach against each other, while convincing them they could be male models.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190154 +0000" stop="20260816192337 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Landline - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When Coach's liaison with the school nurse gets messy, vice principal Jess must enforce a new, "no fraternization" policy among the teachers. But the tables soon get turned when she finds herself attracted to the hot new science teacher. Meanwhile, Nick is enjoying being Schmidt and Winston's secretary, after the loft gets a new home phone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192337 +0000" stop="20260816194501 +0000" channel="C3361.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Background Check - S04E06</title>
    <desc>As part of Winston's police academy training, the loft must pass a home visit and background check, which shouldn't be a problem until Jess admits she might be hiding illegal substances in her closet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180310 +0000" stop="20260816182410 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pi'erre Bourne - S19E24</title>
    <desc>Pi'erre Bourne captains the New School squad in games of What You Call That?, Alphabet Train, Wildstyle and more before performing his song "Good Movie."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182410 +0000" stop="20260816184510 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Travie McCoy - S19E25</title>
    <desc>Nick Cannon and Travie McCoy battle it out in games: What You Call That?, On The Gang, Bless ‘Em, and the Wildstyle battle. Travie McCoy performs “Stop It.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184510 +0000" stop="20260816190610 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Sexes: TraeTwoThree - S19E26</title>
    <desc>Rapper TRAETWOTHREE joins Team Fellas as they take on Team Ladies in a battle of the sexes with games of What You Call That?, Kick 'Em Out the Classroom, Wildstyle and more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190610 +0000" stop="20260816194759 +0000" channel="C3375.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Katt Williams / Mark Curry / Michael Blackson - S20E01</title>
    <desc>Nick Cannon, Katt Williams, Mark Curry and Michael Blackson battle it out in games: Got Damned, On the Gang, Plead the Fifth, Wildstyle battle. Justina Valentine performs "Mouth Go Crazy".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180842 +0000" stop="20260816183425 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Color is Misaki? Natural Color? - S01E03</title>
    <desc>It's little sister day at the cafe and Misaki discovers to her horror that she has no idea how to act like a little sister.  Not willing to accept that she doesn't know how to do something she sets out to discover how exactly to act like a little sister.

At the same Takumi is his usual unhelpful self.  When another girl at school confesses her love for him, his answer is a surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816183425 +0000" stop="20260816190007 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Net Idol Aoi-chan - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Maid Latte is visited by Aoi, a famous net idol who also happens to be Satsuki's niece. Due to a fight with her father, Aoi will be staying with Satuski for a while, making Aoi excited to stay and try the café's uniform, much to Satsuki's chargin. Meanwhile, as the chef is unable to make it to the café, Usui decides to take over and impresses the ladies with his own slightly modified version of Omelet Rice. Aoi finds Usui attractive but he repeatedly ignores her advances. She is so persistent that Usui pushes her down on the locker room floor. Misaki arrives to push Usui away and slaps Aoi for repeatedly trying to get his attention. It is then revealed that Aoi is, in fact, a boy, something Satsuki knew all along and which both Usui and Misaki discovered earlier. Aoi reveals he ran away because his classmates made fun of his hobby of liking cute girlish things, and his father didn't like him cross-dressing as a girl. Misaki and Usui convince Aoi to go back home, but not before Aoi promising to make Usui his. Later, Aoi returns to Maid Latte where he criticizes Misaki for not wearing girlish clothes as she's a girl, but Misaki counters his argument by pointing out how a cross-dressing boy like him should be wearing manly clothes. They end up agreeing that they should not criticize each other on the basis of the clothes they wear. Regardless, Aoi sends Misaki a cute dress, much to her embarrassment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190007 +0000" stop="20260816192550 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>First House-Sitting - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Satsuki warns Misaki about a group of stalkers targeting cosplay cafés, but Misaki doesn't takes it seriously, not even when Usui pretends to stalk her and warn her not to take things lightly. One night, when Misaki is closing the café all by herself, she is caught by the stalkers themselves, who are none other than two of her regular customers. Usui hears the commotion at Maid Latte and heads there to rescue Misaki. The stalkers, having restrained Misaki with handcuffs, think that the "real Misaki" is a submissive woman, but they get a rude surprise when she breaks out of her handcuffs and reveals the "real Misaki": a very angry woman who proceeds to pound both of them using her Aikido. When Usui finally arrives, he can only do nothing but laugh at what he sees. Days after the stalkers' arrest, Aoi returns to Maid Latte to give everyone including Usui a cellphone photo of Misaki wearing the dress he made earlier, much to Misaki's horror.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192550 +0000" stop="20260816195132 +0000" channel="C3413.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ayuzawa's Cram School for Men! - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Misaki has acquired a group of fans at school, the Inuyama quintuplets. While they are good-natured, and she enjoys their company, they want to know everything about her, and this unfortunately could reveal her secret part-time job, which she dodges mostly with Usui's help. As the days pass, she is torn between telling them the truth and risking to ruin the good image she has on them. She and Usui have an argument on the school rooftop which Misaki accidentally makes Usui drop a photo of them with her wearing her maid uniform in the direction of the Inuyama brothers. As she freaks out, Usui assures her he will get it back, but not before stealing her first kiss. He jumps from the roof and grabs the photo while falling into the school pool. A relieved Misaki calls him an idiot for making her worried. The brothers hear the commotion at the pool, but thanks to Usui's acting, the brothers think Misaki is Usui's bodyguard. He then convinces them not to follow Misaki anymore, thus keeping her secret safe. At the hospital, Misaki visits Usui but leaves in disgust when he asks her to nurse him in her maid outfit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182435 +0000" stop="20260816185024 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Fortress A Baoa Qu - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Federation forces, including White Base, proceed to invade the Fortress of A Baoa Qu despite losing half of their combined fleet caused by Zeon's Solar Ray; Amuro and Char -now piloting the Zeong- engage in battle again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185024 +0000" stop="20260816191542 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape - S01E43</title>
    <desc>The Battle of A Baoa Qu reaches a critical point; White Base is deep within enemy territory, Amuro and Char's relentless duel continues, and Kycilia Zabi struggles in command.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191542 +0000" stop="20260816194130 +0000" channel="C3422.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gundam Rising - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Civilian Amuro Ray is forced to pilot a prototype Federation mobile suit when enemy Zeon mobile suits attack his home space colony .</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181934 +0000" stop="20260816184356 +0000" channel="C3519.306.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ultimate Disciple - S01E07</title>
    <desc>An enormous meteor hurtles toward City Z, forcing the Hero Association to ask its S Class heroes to respond. When all their efforts prove in vain, Genos decides it's up to him to protect the home of his master and stop the meteor, no matter what the cost.</desc>
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    <title>The Deep Sea King - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A pack of monsters calling themselves the "Clan of the Seafolk" arrive on the shores of City J intent on invading the land. When the hero sent to fight them is defeated easily by the Deep Sea King himself, Saitama and Genos head for the city to help.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Unyielding Justice - S01E09</title>
    <desc>As the battle with the Deep Sea King reaches its climax, more heroes fall to the aquatic despot’s brutal attacks. Which of them has what it takes to be a true hero?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Unparalleled Peril - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Saitama tags along to an emergency meeting of Class S heroes and discovers that a seer has foretold a serious danger threatening the Earth. Though the crisis could occur anytime in the next six months, the heroes are surprised to hear the roar of explosions that very hour!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Invasion of the Royal Capital - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Everyone in the Re-Estize Kingdom makes their final preparations as the Sorcerer Kingdom's army invades the royal capital. Some try to escape and some just wait to die. But there are a few among them who wish to fight until the very end.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch of the Falling Kingdom - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Princess Renner decides to stay with her father and struggle against the Sorcerer King until the very end. Climb follows the orders of the princess and sneaks out of the royal palace only to be surprised at what he greets him when he returns.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>End and Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Momonga is a regular salaryman who leads a guild in an DMMO-RPG known as Yggdrasil. After twelve years of playing the game, the servers are finally shutting down. Momonga logs in for the last time, seeing the game to its end. However, after the clock strikes midnight, nothing changes.</desc>
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    <title>Floor Guardians - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Grateful that they weren't cast aside, the floor guardians experience the rule of their true master for the first time. Momonga quickly assess the situation and works toward protecting the tomb from invaders while contemplating what he must do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181737 +0000" stop="20260816184141 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gekko Loves Lionel - S04E26</title>
    <desc>Lionel wants to play with Munki-gu instead of Gekko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184141 +0000" stop="20260816190549 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pharaoh and the Ninjalinos - S04E49</title>
    <desc>Night Ninja needs the PJs' help, and the heroes can't help taking advantage of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190549 +0000" stop="20260816192952 +0000" channel="C3621.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubbles of Badness (1) - S04E51</title>
    <desc>Octobella's vendetta against Gekko builds to unseen heights</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ninja Power Up (1) - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The PJ Masks easily defeat the Ninjas and become over-confident in their powers; Night Ninja secretly plots to acquire PJ powers for himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180047 +0000" stop="20260816182404 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Brother is a Prince - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Tamaki enlists the help of Renge in teaching Nekozawa to become the princely figure his little sister is convinced he is and help him face his fear of light, eventually leading to him saving his sister from a large, unfriendly cat, leading her to be convinced of his bravery despite the wig and cloak that he wears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182404 +0000" stop="20260816184721 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honey's Three Bitter Days - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Honey gets his first cavity, and the number one rule until the cavity is fixed is no sweets. He then takes his frustration out on Mori, who is being strict on Honey, but Honey realizes that Mori was punishing himself for not telling Honey to brush his teeth twice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184721 +0000" stop="20260816191039 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Haruhi in Wonderland - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Haruhi's dream about the day of her admission into Ouran High School becomes a trippy Alice in Wonderland-esque fantasy. Her friends try to tell Haruhi something important, but she only realizes it when in court. At the end of the dream, she meets her mom, who tells her to "enjoy a dream like student life." She wakes up with tears in her eyes, and sees the club dressed up in costumes that look like the ones they wore in her dream.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191039 +0000" stop="20260816193356 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Covering The Famous Host Club - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The ailing Newspaper Club wants to obtain an interview with the popular Host Club in order to save it from being disbanded due to the lack of public interest. Or so it seems. The newspaper club tell lies in their papers, so the club leader wants to interview the host club because he thinks that Tamaki is using his parents' power to control the popular students, and wants to tell the whole school that. Apparently he thinks of Tamaki as his mortal enemy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193356 +0000" stop="20260816195714 +0000" channel="C3733.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refreshing Battle of Karuizawa - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During summer vacation, Haruhi gets a part-time job in a pension at Karuizawa. She feels guilty at first for not saying anything to the rest of the Host Club, until they drop in unannounced. A contest erupts when they realize there is only one remaining room at the pension. Hikaru and Kaoru win by using their brotherly love act. When Haruhi's middle school friend visits, things take a turn for the worst.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181124 +0000" stop="20260816183532 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pool/Dinner Party/Skiing - S02E03</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816183532 +0000" stop="20260816185939 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joke Shop/Outback/Fire Hall - S02E04</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816185939 +0000" stop="20260816192347 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Shower/Yard Sale/Aquarium - S02E05</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192347 +0000" stop="20260816194754 +0000" channel="C3836.308.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance/International Games/Shopping - S02E06</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182028 +0000" stop="20260816184448 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hold-Up - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During a live remote from Del's Stereo and Sound, an unemployed DJ shows up with a gun and hijacks the broadcast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184448 +0000" stop="20260816190955 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bailey's Show - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bailey gets a chance to produce a new public-service interview show, but her potential guests all seem to be  out of their minds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190955 +0000" stop="20260816193452 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turkeys Away - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Feeling left out at the station, Mr. Carlson comes up with a top-secret Thanksgiving promotion involving twenty live turkeys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193452 +0000" stop="20260816200001 +0000" channel="C3874.310.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Returns - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Andy falls back in love with an old girlfriend, now a famous singer, and must decide whether to follow her on the road.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180801 +0000" stop="20260816182013 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon Fuzzly - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When Abby tells Teeny Terry that there is someone on the moon, he becomes curious and tries to go there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182013 +0000" stop="20260816183225 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumbles Gets Gone - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Grumbles is accidentally taken away after he is morphed into a toy, and Abby has to get him back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183225 +0000" stop="20260816184438 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here an Abby, There an Abby - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Abby tries to help everyone at the hotel all in once and ends up getting everything mixed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184438 +0000" stop="20260816190753 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Peeper Transport Tubes / Abby Loses Her Glasses - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The Peepers deliver stuff around the hotel through a series of tubes. It goes well until they mix up their deliveries and get jammed at the intersection. / Abby's glasses get knocked off her face by a ball, and get carried away by a series of animals. She struggles to see as a result.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190753 +0000" stop="20260816193108 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game Time with Mo and Bo / Grumbles Goes Down the Drain - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mo and Bo are heavily focused on video snakes and ladders on a tablet, thus they cause some trouble when they play and walk simultaneously. / Grumbles bathes in Abby's bath tub but suddenly thins, and get pulled into the drain where he travels through pipes across the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193108 +0000" stop="20260816195423 +0000" channel="C4001.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teeny Terry Is ... TeenyMan! / Mo and Bo and the Missing Button Trail - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Teeny Terry wants to be a hero but he lacks confidence. Thus Abby decides to secretly help him by doing heroic acts but making him think he does them. / Abby and some of her Fuzzly pals have a walk in the woods, and drop buttons to mark their path. But they get lost when the buttons get covered in snow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180053 +0000" stop="20260816182921 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picture Perfect / Cookie Chaos - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Desperate to host a dinosaur-themed tea party, devious Dinah Rex turns the entire town into various dinos using Action Pack's stolen changing ray.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182921 +0000" stop="20260816185826 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Half-Baked Scheme / Heroism is a Piece of Cake - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The team competes for a coveted trophy when the academy's superintendent suddenly appears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185826 +0000" stop="20260816192706 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Meowzers / Story Crime - S02E01</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192706 +0000" stop="20260816195624 +0000" channel="C4002.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Importance of Being Ernesto / The Cool Kid - S02E03</title>
    <desc> / </desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181430 +0000" stop="20260816183625 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Man for the Gob - S01E19</title>
    <desc>George Sr. uses Gob's bachelor party as an opportunity to set up his accountant in a compromising position so that he can blackmail him.  Meanwhile, Michael tries to prove he's a fun guy, and the Funkes reunite their family folk-music band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183625 +0000" stop="20260816185820 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whistler's Mother - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Michael deals with numerous requests for some unfrozen money, and chastises Lucille for being too coddling with Buster. Lindsay decides to protest the war to boost her self esteem while Tobias and Gob decide to start a coffee company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185820 +0000" stop="20260816192014 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not Without My Daughter - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Michael takes Maeby to work with him on Take Your Daughter to Work Day. After being slighted by Michael, Tobias, George-Michael and Gob all go to the mall to prove that they are just manly. Oscar takes Lucille and Buster to Annyong's soceer game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192014 +0000" stop="20260816194210 +0000" channel="C4003.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let 'Em Eat Cake - S01E22</title>
    <desc>In the first season finale, George Sr. has a heart attack, and Maeby is jealous when George Michael likes another girl. Meanwhile, Lindsay decides to leave Tobias until a book he wrote a long time ago becomes a gay bestseller, and Buster and Annyong compete over women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183551 +0000" stop="20260816191911 +0000" channel="C4005.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Like These - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Barry enlists Michael's help in tracking down his money-laundering client list, which has been stolen by a vicious thief. Michael goes after the thief, only to find that there's a lot more to the situation than he realized. Fiona tries to be supportive of Michael's efforts to reconnect with the intelligence community, but she and Michael find that their differences on the subject may not be reconcilable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182453 +0000" stop="20260816191346 +0000" channel="C4006.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty Angels All in a Row - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The manager of the Miss Chrysanthemum Pageant thinks someone is trying to ruin the pageant when several incidents occur to scare off the contestants.  Kris and Kelly become contestants, and discover the competition is being eliminated and judges bribed to ensure the bad guy's daughter wins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184032 +0000" stop="20260816192519 +0000" channel="C4007.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>75 Tons - S01E02</title>
    <desc>As the authorities close in, the "Cowboys" are left with three options: flee, flip or face the music. But Willy and Sal won't go down so easily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180452 +0000" stop="20260816182552 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Triple D Nation: Fish, Fries and Frog Legs - S42E02</title>
    <desc>On this trip, Guy Fieri's fuelin' up on a few Flavortown favorites. First up, in Nashville, Tenn., a Jamaican joint with oxtail and escovitch straight from the island. Then a spot in Franklin, Tenn., is servin' loaded fries and messy shrimp, and get ready for fried gizzards and frog legs in Lansing, Mich.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182552 +0000" stop="20260816184653 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asian and American - S42E03</title>
    <desc>On this trip, Guy Fieri's got Asian flavors, an American classic and some mashups in between. In Anchorage, Alaska, there's a Korean-Mexican joint rolling out kimchi burritos and wild wings. In Aspen, Colo., Guy and Hunter are hittin' a smokehouse putting their own twist on ribs, and in Albuquerque, N.M., a funky fusion spot heads off the charts with a flavorful veggie specialty and the bomb pork belly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184653 +0000" stop="20260816190753 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meaty, Cheesy and Sweet - S42E04</title>
    <desc>On this trip, Guy Fieri's finding things meaty, cheesy and a little sweet. In Anchorage, Alaska, there's a wild waffle house pilin' up both sweet and savory masterpieces. In Aspen, Colo., a ski hot spot is elevating the menu with loaded nachos and sizzlin' steak tacos. Plus, in Albuquerque, N.M., a lights-out Latin joint is going big with their amazing arepas and prime-time pork paninis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190753 +0000" stop="20260816192854 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Appetizers to Dessert - S42E05</title>
    <desc>This trip, Guy Fieri's digging into appetizers, dessert and everything in-between. In Laramie, Wyo., an old-school cafe is loadin' up the bomb green-chili burritos and serving stellar scratch-made pie. In Albuquerque, N.M., a vegetarian joint is packin' flavor into their no-meat loaf and cauliflower "wings." And, in Anchorage, Alaska, a funky spot is going next level with their blackened chicken gnocchi and a sweet-and-savory focaccia starter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192854 +0000" stop="20260816194954 +0000" channel="C4008.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gettin' Funky in Flavortown - S42E06</title>
    <desc>On this trip, Guy Fieri's grabbing all kinds of funky flavor. In Laramie, Wyo., a righteous restaurant-bar is pilin' up their nachos and putting a special pop in their burgers. Plus, a longtime spot is cookin' up a vegetarian spin on both meatloaf and a banh mi sandwich. Then, in Anchorage, Alaska, a Mexican joint is serving dynamite duck tacos and off-the-chain chorizo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182927 +0000" stop="20260816191445 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ho Chi Minh City - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Home to more than 5 million motorbikes, Ho Chi Minh City is a veritable river of two-wheelers where drivers carry everything from windows and doors to entire families on their scooters. Host Andrew Younghusband learns how to flow with the crowd - surviving crazy roundabouts, cyclos, trucks, jeeps - even sidecar motorbikes leftover from the war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191445 +0000" stop="20260816195944 +0000" channel="C4009.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Port-au-Prince - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Port-au-Prince is Haiti's capital and if you think there are no manhole covers because of the 2010 earthquake - you'd be wrong. They were always missing! This densely populated city is dominated by big and small buses called tap-taps - ornately decorated and badly-driven beasts that move and scare almost everyone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180227 +0000" stop="20260816182722 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lord Luud's Curse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Pan and Giru are stuck on the Para Para Brothers spaceship heading straight for Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy and his demented regime.  Meanwhile, Goku and Trunks pursue Pan to the planet.  Can anything prepare them for the shock that is to come?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182722 +0000" stop="20260816185218 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Oracle of Luud - S01E12</title>
    <desc>While Pan is under the control of the psychotic Master Dolltaki, Goku and Trunks battle with the vengeful Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy, who can manipulate inanimate objects to attack at will!  Meanwhile, Dolltaki has big plans for his faithful believers, as the mighty Lord Luud moves one step closer to being resurrected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185218 +0000" stop="20260816191714 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Behind the Curtain - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Goku and Trunks have defeated Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy, and now stand before the awakening Luud. When Dolltaki refuses to give up Pan to the ever-growing monster, Dr. Myuu feeds both Pan and Dolltaki to Luud!  This sacrifice brings the machine-mutant so close to full operating power that Goku and Trunks alone will be no match for it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191714 +0000" stop="20260816194209 +0000" channel="C4010.293.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Battle Within - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Determined not to just sit around inside the Luud monster, Pan and the Para Para Brothers force Dolltaki to reveal the secret to escaping their mechanical prison.  Meanwhile, Goku does his best to fend off the ever growing monster. There just might be a way to free the imprisoned innocents, but is there enough time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181657 +0000" stop="20260816190146 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ketamine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ketamine—chemically, a compound called ketamine hydrochloride—is a drug that was developed in the 1960s to sedate animals and humans for surgery, though it eventually was replaced by medications that worked faster with less risk. Beginning in the 1990s, initially to the puzzlement of police, burglars began breaking into veterinary clinics and stealing ketamine. They soon learned that recreational drug users had discovered ketamine and were turning it into the new  hallucinogenic party drug. In its standard powdered form, ketamine looked like cocaine, and could be snorted in the same way. But it also could be easily modified for injecting, smoking or even mixing into drinks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190146 +0000" stop="20260816194639 +0000" channel="C4011.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pill Nation - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Known as Hillbilly Heroin, Opiate pain pills can be found in every town and city across the United States. From the poorest trailer home to the most expensive mansion, they are tearing apart the fabric of American society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181741 +0000" stop="20260816190223 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The world reacts to El Chapo's escape. The drug kingpin reveals his successor and tells his men to stop fighting. Berta gets angry at Don Sol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190223 +0000" stop="20260816194302 +0000" channel="C4012.295.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>El Chapo tells Vanessa how he thinks his Hollywood film should end. Don Sol investigates his wife to find something he can use to keep her in line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185438 +0000" stop="20260816194712 +0000" channel="C4013.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Encinas - S07E01</title>
    <desc>An old student is tempted to return to Las Encinas as Isadora struggles with her feelings for Dídac. Iván feels lonely — but that might change soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181445 +0000" stop="20260816183645 +0000" channel="C4014.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Clinic (2) - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The episode begins with David, who has come to the clinic to see Dr Christian about a troubling skin infection in his armpit. Dr Christian diagnoses the condition as Hidradenitis Suppurativa, caused by blocked sweat glands. Having already tried antibiotics without success, Dr Christian prescribes a temporary treatment of strong steroids, although these do improve the condition they are not a long term solution and David is sent to see a plastic surgeon. At St John’s Hospital in Livingston, David is given a skin graft which completely removes the infected skin and replaces with layers of healthy skin taken from David’s thigh. We revisit a relieved David four months after his surgery to see the condition completely cured.

Next through the clinic doors was a now 9 year-old Nancy, a year earlier Nancy came to see Dr Christian about a large number of warts on her hands. After freezing the warts and prescribing a cream, Dr Christian finds Nancy’s hands are now completely wart free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183645 +0000" stop="20260816190054 +0000" channel="C4014.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to the Clinic (3) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The UK has the 2nd highest number of teen mums in the developed world. In 2007, 43,000 teens got pregnant, that’s 118 a day! The Embarrassing Bodies team put down the text books and let teen mums tell their stories – which includes excessive farting, piles and contraception</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180046 +0000" stop="20260816184428 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Anita’s ex has arrived and her emotions are all over the place now that she has slept with Rogan and is hooking up with Gaz. Gaz, Rogan and Loren are sent to the beach for the arrival of a very special ex of someone’s.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184428 +0000" stop="20260816192752 +0000" channel="C4015.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jess finds out that Rogan has been unable to keep his tongue in his own mouth. A big three way fight ensues and Morgan must decide where his loyalties lie, posing the tough decision, best friend or girlfriend?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816181838 +0000" stop="20260816184951 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Germans - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A moose head to be hung, a fire drill to be conducted, and German guests are all a bit much for Basil to handle while Sybil's in hospital.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816184951 +0000" stop="20260816192115 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Communication Problems - S02E01</title>
    <desc>When Mrs. Richards, a demanding woman who is hard of hearing, checks into the hotel, Basil, Sybil and Polly find themselves with a very difficult customer. Meanwhile, Basil bets on a horse that is sure to win, however he must not let Sybil find out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192115 +0000" stop="20260816195731 +0000" channel="C4016.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Psychiatrist - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Confusion arises when Basil tries to catch a girl in a playboy's room after hours, all the while unnerved by a psychiatrist's presence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180812 +0000" stop="20260816183638 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Who, Part 4 - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The gang gets all set for the award show, but the trouble begins when Lana goes to work on her speech. Tina is suspicious when she discovers an imposter in Lana's room.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183638 +0000" stop="20260816190327 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over A Barrel, Part 1 - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The team is having fun in the community garden, but when Gaby faints the team starts getting suspicious. Even more strange things start happening when the pet rabbits die. The team learns that each victim has been in the garden before they got sick. They go straight to the source where they find barrels filled with toxic waste.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190327 +0000" stop="20260816193154 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over A Barrel, Part 2 - S01E28</title>
    <desc>The team is frustrated when the garden is closed. They make their own warnings signs and learn that the barrels where dumped illegally. Tina's brother gets into a fight with her family and the team gets a mysterious phone call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193154 +0000" stop="20260816195959 +0000" channel="C4017.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over A Barrel, Part 3 - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Tina and Alex learn from Momo that someone substituted his boss's barrel's but he has no access to his files. They ask Ghostwriter for some help and learn who substituted the barrels. They go straight to Miller's place and learn that he also sponsors a children's program. They overhear him arguing over the phone  about the barrels and planing to destroy some invoices that prove he is responsible for the toxic waste. They head town to Momo's place to get the invoices but someone has gotten to the invoices first. They realize that Miller is probably the thief but have no proof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181504 +0000" stop="20260816183938 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art Contest - S06E23</title>
    <desc>J.J. is named winner of an art contest, but with his student's painting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183938 +0000" stop="20260816190412 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Raymond - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Florida's cousin Raymond is a gambler who wants to lease the family an upscale apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190412 +0000" stop="20260816193029 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Old Blues - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When James misses out on a good job because of his age, the family's celebration party turns sour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193029 +0000" stop="20260816195644 +0000" channel="C4018.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Jesus - S01E02</title>
    <desc>J.J.'s painting of a black Jesus coincides with good fortune coming to each family member.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183022 +0000" stop="20260816190130 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Grace returns to town to find that Frankie has everything under control. Bud and Allison's wedding day arrives, but not without some family drama.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190130 +0000" stop="20260816193037 +0000" channel="C4019.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Alternative - S05E13</title>
    <desc>In the wake of their big fight, Grace and Frankie imagine what their lives would be like if they hadn't lived together for the last three years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180719 +0000" stop="20260816181355 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry-Go-Pumpkin - S1988E38</title>
    <desc>It's little sister Minga's birthday, and that means a full day at Pumpkin Land Amusement Park, the pumpkinest place on Earth. There's a plethora of pumpkin-based foods, such as Pokey's much-desired Pumpkin Puff; pumpkin-themed rides like the Pumpkin Train and the Pumpkin Ferris Wheel; and, of course, attendants with evil Jack O'Lantern heads. Hooray! The action revolves around the Blockheads, who've jumped the fence and broken into the park. After a merry chase, the Blockheads are flattened by a giant pumpkin, and Pokey eats so many Pumpkin Puffs that he turns into a pumpkin himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181355 +0000" stop="20260816182013 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Minga Sitting - S1988E39</title>
    <desc>Gumby is babysitting his little sister Minga.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182013 +0000" stop="20260816182556 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Real Seal - S1988E40</title>
    <desc>The Blockheads trap Prickle in the farm book</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182556 +0000" stop="20260816183243 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Naughty Boy - S1988E41</title>
    <desc>Thomas Pitz, one of Gumby's classmates, has been truant for several days in a row. One day, the teacher is attacked by an Astrobot. Suddenly, it all makes sense; Thomas Pitz has taken over the Astrobot collective and he's using them to try and destroy school! Gumby, Prickle, Goo, and Professor Kapp capture an Astrobot ship and use it to return to the Astrobot home planet. Gumby makes quick work of Tom's Astrobot guards with his fire extinguisher and drags the little Darth Vader wannabe back home without a shred of dignity to get a firm spanking for his rampant megalomaniacing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183243 +0000" stop="20260816183852 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hatching Out - S1988E42</title>
    <desc>The first half of this cartoon features Gumby being stalked and horribly devoured by a Tyrannosaurus, both in the Toy Store and on his ranch. A second later, everyone else arrives to find the dinosaur napping in the hay. Fortunately, Denali scares it off with a few ice cubes, but it left behind an egg. Prickle decides to dump it in a passing garbage truck. It hatches moments later, with Gumby inside. Turns out the whole thing was a dream brought on by too many nature documentaries about the mating habits of dinosaurs before bedtime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183852 +0000" stop="20260816184617 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Kapp-Sule - S1988E43</title>
    <desc>Professor Kapp has invented a really real time machine, and, together with Gumby, Pokey, and Denali, he goes for a merry trip to Egypt, 2001 B.C., where he and Gumby are instantly enslaved. They telephone Prickle, who's still in the present, and have him bring them back, but he has some sort of problem with figuring out a simple keypad, so he keeps sending them to the wrong year. The traveling clay figures visit roughly a half-dozen popular historical events, completely screwing up the time line, before Prickle figures it out and brings them back to 1988.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184617 +0000" stop="20260816185211 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band Contest - S1988E44</title>
    <desc>Gumby and The Gumbys enter a band contest. You know what that means: extended musical sequences. Gumby's band goes up against the Blockheads' band, The Block Rockers. The Block Rockers sabotage The Gumbys' instruments and win the contest. Gumby later tells us that the Blockheads were disqualified for cheating and that the Gumbys won. Well, at least there wasn't a pointless chase sequence in this one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185211 +0000" stop="20260816185848 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Geese Grief - S1988E45</title>
    <desc>Gumbo tells Prickle that Minga is forbidden to go into the "Sorcerer's Apprentice" book. Minga go on the slide and accidentally slid into the book. Prickle went inside to get Minga, but the sorcerer turned them into geese. They flew away. Gumba thought Prickle and Minga are geese, but she quickly recognizes her daughter's voice. Gumby comes outside to see the geese, and Prickle explained the whole situation. Gumb took them to see the wizard to reverse the spell. The wizard accidentally dropped his bottle of wind. His room becomes a real mess. Prickle and Minga become depressed, until Gumby found the antidote. They turn back to normal once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185848 +0000" stop="20260816190520 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox Hunt - S1988E46</title>
    <desc>he fox comes to the farm to find the chicken to eat. While Gumby and his friends were practicing their music, Chilly is being attacked by the fox. Gumby devises a plan to hunt it down, and teach him a lesson. After the capture, he and his friends pretend to try and roast the fox. Chilly comes in a tells Gumby don't roast the fox. The fox becomes friends with Gumby and enjoyed lunch together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190520 +0000" stop="20260816191208 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Arrow - S1988E47</title>
    <desc>The gang finds a mysterious arrow on the farm. While they search for the owner, they come across the Monkey Man who the Blockheads hold captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191208 +0000" stop="20260816191906 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Command Performance - S1988E48</title>
    <desc>Gumby and friends have been ordered to perform for King Ott on pain of death. Professor Kapp is also invited. On the way to Ott's castle, everyone is stopped by the Black Knight, who plans to hold them ransom, as knights in black armor tend to do. For some reason, he agrees to release them if Gumby can beat him in a duel, just like any thick-headed villain would if he had his enemies right where he wanted them. Fortunately, Professor Kapp remembered to bring the deus ex machina, his Shrink-A-Dink. They shrink the knight small enough so as to be defenseless and continue to Ott's castle. The knight is forced to swear fealty to Ott if he wants to unshrink him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191906 +0000" stop="20260816192610 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepy Time Robbers - S1988E49</title>
    <desc>For the first time ever, the Blockheads have a brilliant plan! They've stolen some sleeping potion from King Ott's sorcerer and taken it to a sleepy old-West book. They use it to systematically neutralize the transportation system (since it consists mostly of horses), secure themselves a getaway train, and, once everything is in place, to put the local bankers to sleep and make off with the bags marked with the dollar signs. Once they know what's going on, it takes all of five seconds for Goo to wrap herself around them and for Gumby to recover the loot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192610 +0000" stop="20260816193303 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Balloonacy - S1988E50</title>
    <desc>It's Denali's birthday, and Gumby and Pokey get some balloons for the party. Besides your standard helium balloons, they decide to pick up some magic, self-inflating animal balloons. When Denali sees the amazing balloons, he yawns and falls over. Oh, then the Blockheads show up and start popping balloons, prompting Prickle to declare that it's up to them to put a stop to those hooligans. Alas, there isn't enough time to show their capture, so we cut immediately to the Blockheads, who have been bundled together in a net tied to a giant helium balloon, and Gumby and friends let them drift away into the sky to their inevitable death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193303 +0000" stop="20260816193954 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Picnic - S1988E51</title>
    <desc>Gumby, friends, and family all go on a picnic one lovely day. When ants start crawling all over the chocolate cake, Gumby decides to shrink himself down and reason with them. Unfortunately, the queen doesn't like green, and refuses to talk to him. Luckily for Gumby, the anthill is attacked at that moment by the Block-ants. Gumby horribly crushes the invaders and threatens further violence toward them if they don't leave the non-block ants alone. The queen decides that she likes green after all, and Gumby gives her a piece of cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193954 +0000" stop="20260816194640 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Train Ride - S1988E52</title>
    <desc>Minga, Prickle, and Granny are going on a train ride today. Unfortunately, the Blockheads think it'd be fun to lock the engineers in the men's room and send the train on a wild joy ride. Since the trains in Gumbyland bring their tracks with them wherever they go, the train can go crashing through houses and down streets, bringing chaos and destruction everywhere it goes. Naturally, Granny loves it. Things take an ugly turn when the train enters a book about the Rocky Mountains and gets on a track leading straight to a giant fall, but fortunately, Gumby has learned of the runaway train and he helicopters the engineers into the train to stop it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194640 +0000" stop="20260816195325 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Funtasia - S1988E53</title>
    <desc>It's too soon for another one of these. Okay, so Pokey and Prickle are playing catch with a wooden block, which suddenly turns into a guy with a camera, who takes their picture, eats his camera, and turns into a variety of monsters. Ooo! Suddenly, Gumby drinks a milkshake, turns blue, and starts rolling around on a bridge in a different scene, occasionally jumping into the water. This wasn't what he'd bargained for when he decided to drink his milkshake, so this time he opens his head and pours it in. He's quite happy with this until a thirsty animator opens his head, sticks in a straw, and sucks out the shake. Finally, Gumby and Prickle arrive at an outdoor restaurant where they're waited on by a Blockhead, who does something terrible to Prickle's face every time he passes by. Unfortunately, when he sprays Prickle with water, Prickle becomes huge and crushes the Blockhead, eats a nearby cake, and carries Gumby away. Gumby reads a book about Origami and promptly folds together a thing, which flies away. Unhappy with his work, he takes a new sheet of paper and folds it into a horrible mechanical monster, which terrorizes him and Pokey until the Groobee arrives to capture it. So Gumby decides to ride his skateboard around, at least until the Blockheads smash him flat and steal his board. But Gumby has his revenge, molding himself into a giant boulder and chasing them around. With the Blockheads locked away in a Lego jail, Gumby rides happily away. Surprisingly, the cartoon still isn't over. Gumby and Prickle take a moment to color in a beach scene in a coloring book. Then they enter, presumably to take a nice, peaceful vacation after this strange head trip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195325 +0000" stop="20260816200011 +0000" channel="C4020.294.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rip Van Prickle - S1988E54</title>
    <desc>Prickle sleeps for many, many years, as evidenced by the long hair and beard he wakes up with. Gumby's farm and studio have fallen into disrepair. On his way to reunite himself with his lost friends, Prickle makes many startling discoveries: Pokey is president of a delivery company, "Pokey Express" Granny is his secretary Goo is Secretary of State, and she's negotiated lasting peace in the Middle East Professor Kapp, as head of NASA, has created a new space craft and a miracle fuel source And Gumby is, of course, president of the USA. One of his accomplishments, as revealed in a terribly exposition-oriented press conference, was to create some vague equal rights bill. And yet, like in an episode of The Twilight Zone, none of his friends recognize him, and he's hauled off, thought to be a nut case. Fortunately, it was all a dream, but his friends torment him a bit by pretending not to know him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181615 +0000" stop="20260816184112 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter Mrs. Peeper - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Bob receives a telegram saying that his old college chum, "The Peeper," is coming to Chicago and bringing a surprise. The surprise turns out to be a brand-new bride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184112 +0000" stop="20260816190607 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caged Fury - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The Hartleys miss their friend's gala Fourth of July Bicentennial party celebration when they become trapped in a storage locker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190607 +0000" stop="20260816193116 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some of My Best Friends Are... - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Bob's therapy group has an unexpected visitor when a friendly homosexual joins in the sessions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193116 +0000" stop="20260816195625 +0000" channel="C4028.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Still Crazy After All These Years - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Hartleys take a vacation. In their absence, Howard undergoes a crash psychological program that changes his entire personality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181514 +0000" stop="20260816183646 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drew Goes to Hell - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Mr. Soulard and the board ask Drew to help them hire a regional store manager for Winfred-Louder.  Drew inquires about getting a promotion to director of personnel, which has been vacant for years.  Mr. Wick asks Drew to recommend him for regional manager (even though he is not qualified), and promises to return the favor by helping him get Wick's old job.  Drew is adamantly opposed to the idea, but Kate and Lewis suggest that he show some initiative for a change.  Soulard lays off Drew's incredibly efficient new assistant, Malcolm; and tells Drew that he cannot be promoted because they have completely eliminated the position of director of personnel.  Drew decides to go along with Wick's plan.  Wick plays a dirty trick to take care of Johnson, Drew's main competition for store manager.  Drew and the gang celebrate at Wick's hangout, a bar called Hell.  After Johnson shows up and makes a scene, an indignant Kate, Lewis and Oswald criticize Drew's actions and storm out.  Drew goes to wo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183646 +0000" stop="20260816185712 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Wrong with This Episode III - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mr. Soulard is impressed by Buzz Beer, and offers to buy the company for $40,000.  Drew accepts the deal, but his friends refuse to back him.  Soulard threatens to fire Drew unless the sale proceeds.  Drew offers Lewis and Oswald jobs at the store so that they will not need the money from Buzz Beer.  Lewis agrees to take some vacation time from DrugCo and try out the arrangement, but Oswald rejects an offer to work in the lingerie department.  Lewis and Drew work on a plan to win over Oswald and Kate, but it goes awry.  Oswald gives them his support in exchange for a larger percentage of the sale and a bunny rabbit.  After accepting the checks, the gang discovers a sign in the garage that says "4 Friends, 4 Ever, 4 Beer."  They are all saddened to see their dream come to an end.  Drew tells Soulard that they want Buzz Beer back.  Soulard demands much more than he paid, meaning that the gang will go into debt and never be able to sell the company again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185712 +0000" stop="20260816191753 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gang Stops Drinking - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Kate wears an ear piece so that Drew can talk her through an interview with a catering company.  She gets the job, and serves the guys some leftovers from her first assignment.  They become violently ill, and blame Kate's cooking.  However, Steve forces Mimi to confess to lacing a cookie (which Drew believed was a gift from his bosses) with a drug that causes vomiting when ingested with alcohol.  The gang cannot drink for two weeks until the drug passes through their systems.  Drew and Kate cannot spend any time together because of their busy schedules.  He asks her to move in with him, but she believes they are moving too fast.  He eventually agrees, and blames his temporary lapse in judgment on the sobriety.  Lewis and Oswald begin seeing a pair of recovering alcoholics.  After the drug wears off, they must choose between their new girlfriends and alcohol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191753 +0000" stop="20260816193815 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oswald's Son - S05E21</title>
    <desc>A 21-year-old man claims to be Oswald's son, the result of a fling at a summer tap dance camp.  However, the man bears a striking resemblance to Lewis.  Lewis admits to Drew and Kate that he also slept with the girl.  He believes that he must be the father, but Oswald argues that Robert actually looks like his mother.  The guys arrange for separate outings with Robert, but begin bickering about "custody" issues.  They finally decide to take a DNA test to find out which of them is the real father.  Robert reveals that he is married and has a child of his own, and finally sought out his father because the baby doesn't have a grandpa.  He is perfectly happy to have Lewis and Oswald share father/grandfather duties, so they decide to save their friendship by tearing up the results of the paternity test.  Meanwhile, Drew's decision to allow the employees to put together the store newsletter proves disastrous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193815 +0000" stop="20260816195851 +0000" channel="C4031.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Wick Returns - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Wick returns from his retraining and begins duty in the mail room.  He again vows revenge against Drew.  On the morning of a major sale, a cowboy ambushes Drew in his back yard and ties him up.  Drew fails to open the store on time, marking the first time in history that Winfred-Louder did not open on schedule.  Soulard tells Drew that he is demoting him to his old job.  Mimi pleads for a chance at the manager position.  Soulard agrees to give her one day to prove that she can run the store.  Mimi taunts Drew and reveals that she was the one who sent the cowboy--not Wick.  Wick and Drew agree to join forces to keep Mimi from becoming permanent store manager.  Wick suggests dipping the pickle she eats for lunch in grain alcohol to get her drunk.  Their plan fails when the cowboy again jumps Drew.  He arrives very late, and Mimi seems to be on the verge of winning the job.  Steve brings by some remote-controlled vibrating panties that may help her get pregnant.  She puts them on to w</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182807 +0000" stop="20260816191300 +0000" channel="C4032.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossing The Line - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Under fire after the Kohima blast, PM Basu authorises a high-risk strike across the border. Rukma and Meera forge a treacherous alliance in Myanmar to set their dangerous plan in motion. Srikant gets a lead from a source that spirals into chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181207 +0000" stop="20260816190915 +0000" channel="C4034.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paradise Lost - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Griselda suspects there's an informant in her ranks as June and CENTAC gain ground. A lavish, coke-fueled birthday party descends into chaos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190915 +0000" stop="20260816195808 +0000" channel="C4034.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adiós, Miami - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Feeling pressure from all sides, Griselda gets out of Miami. But with her options dwindling and enemies closing in, can she outrun fate?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183222 +0000" stop="20260816191626 +0000" channel="C4035.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Horizons - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The Heartland family must deal with Amy and Ty's decision about their future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180653 +0000" stop="20260816182857 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The big day is here: Brendon's dad is marrying his girlfriend. A rash is slowly covering Brendon's body, but otherwise he's doing okay. Paula's friend Stephanie is in town for the wedding and takes a liking to Coach McGuirk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182857 +0000" stop="20260816185109 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shore Leave - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Erik is worried that Melissa doesn't have enough friends who are girls so he enrolls her in The Fairy Princesses. Meanwhile, Brendon gets invited to spend the weekend with Fenton, whom he didn't even know he was friends with. Both Brendon and Melissa have what they consider to be the worst weekends of their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185109 +0000" stop="20260816191312 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Up is Hard to Do - S03E02</title>
    <desc>A kitchen fire at the Smalls is nothing compared to the flaring tempers triggered when both of Paula's newly separated parents move in. To make matters worse, Coach McGuirk volunteers to 'renovate'the kitchen. Meanwhile, Brendon, Jason and Melissa make a crime drama called 'Mulligan and Winooski'about two cops.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191312 +0000" stop="20260816193528 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Influences - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The camera does add 10 pounds, but so does bingeing on junk food. Brendon and Jason are gaining weight at an alarming rate, so in order break the 'fat-enabling'cycle, they decide never to see each other again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193528 +0000" stop="20260816195751 +0000" channel="C4036.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Improving Your Life Through Improv - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Brendon gets caught making fun of another kid at school and as a result, Mr. Lynch sends everyone to sensitivity training on a Saturday. There they learn the value of really bad improv games and experience the song 'No Skin Off My Ass.'Also: Paula secretly enters one of Brendon's movies in a contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181606 +0000" stop="20260816183953 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Crime - S01E25</title>
    <desc>When Shifu's con-man father comes back into town, Po finds himself in the middle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183953 +0000" stop="20260816190354 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey in the Middle - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The villagers are outraged over a rash of thefts in the Valley of Peace, and all evidence points to Monkey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190354 +0000" stop="20260816192734 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kung Fu Day Care - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Tigress must babysit a child who has been separated from his parents. The Croc Bandits are trying to kidnap him for a ransom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192734 +0000" stop="20260816195115 +0000" channel="C4037.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Royal Pain - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Master Shifu and the Furious Five meet their newest trainee – The Emperor's Grandson!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181744 +0000" stop="20260816184146 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue Dragon Plays with Fire - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When the kids grow over-confident after beginning their training, they decide to intercept a distress call and sneak off without permission, only to land themselves in hot water</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184146 +0000" stop="20260816190550 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blade of the Red Phoenix - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Po and the kids are recruited to perform in Mei Mei's theatrical show, but things take a turn when Jindiao ruins the play in order to find a mystical scroll</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190550 +0000" stop="20260816192945 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Intruder Flies a Crooked Path - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Jindiao arrives to the Village, he invites the kids to participate in an exhibition match, but has alternative motives</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192945 +0000" stop="20260816195341 +0000" channel="C4038.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Herbs - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When Po discovers he was poisoned, he sets off to a caravan oasis in the hopes of finding out who the perpetrator is, unknowingly followed by the kids</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180030 +0000" stop="20260816184404 +0000" channel="C4039.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Look for the Light - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After being pursued by Infected, a pregnant Anna places her trust in a lifelong friend. Years later, Ellie is forced to grapple with the emotional toll of her journey, while Joel faces a devastating decision of his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184404 +0000" stop="20260816194249 +0000" channel="C4039.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Future Days - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Five years after the events in Salt Lake City, a now 19-year-old Ellie makes a discovery while on patrol with her best friend Dina. Back in Jackson Hole, Joel seeks help to mend his relationship with Ellie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180015 +0000" stop="20260816182425 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aftermath - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When the ProBending Arena is shut down after The Equalists attack, Mako and Bolin have to find a new place to live. Korra offers for them to stay on Air Bending Island, but Asami had already offered for them to stay at her father's mansion, and they accepted. While staying there, Korra learns something dire about the people that her teammates live with, and endeavours to keep them safe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182425 +0000" stop="20260816184823 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Extremes Meet - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As Asami, Bolin and Mako move into Air Temple Island, the police force inducts Chief Saikhan in to lead them. During the induction, Saikhan announces his direct reporting to Tarrlok when dealing with the Equalist threat. In doing so, it creates mass tension between Korra and Tarrlok, as the young Avatar feels that the councilman will only cause a greater divide between benders and non-benders with the support of the new police chief.

The Avatar and her friends decide to band together to create a vigilante team as a means to help stop the Equalists. While they do this, Tarrlok resorts to extreme measures to control non-benders, in which Korra opposes profusely. How will the young Avatar help combat the tyranny of Councilman Tarrlok?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184823 +0000" stop="20260816191225 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After Tarrlok has taken Korra hostage, he fabricates a story, telling everyone that the Equalists took her. When Tenzin and former Police Chief Lin Beifong hear this, they set out to find her, with Lin recruiting the help of Asami, Bolin and Mako.

While being captured, Korra takes the time to understand the visions that she's been seeing. What is the message that Aang is trying to pass onto her? And will Tenzin and the others find out what really happened to Korra and be able to find her?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191225 +0000" stop="20260816193623 +0000" channel="C4040.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Turning the Tides - S01E10</title>
    <desc>After Korra is rescued after being taken hostage by Tarrlok, and escaping from Amon and The Equalists, she takes time to recover and tell her friends about the dire news of Tarrlok's heritage. Stunned by this, Tenzin decides to raise it with the other council members and discuss a plan to rectify the issues that Tarrlok created.

But unknown to anyone, The Equalists begin to strike against Republic city in an attempt to take it over, until they begin a full-blown attack on the city, bombarding it with bombs and taking out the strengths of the city, one by one. What will Korra and her friends do to combat the oncoming attack of The Equalists?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181616 +0000" stop="20260816183903 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spanish Gold - S01E38</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger encounters a paroled prisoner on the trail. As he hears the man's story he becomes concerned an innocent man may have been found guilty of a crime he'd never committed. The Lone Ranger decides to find out if an injustice has occurred.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183903 +0000" stop="20260816190144 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damsels in Distress - S01E39</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger is on the trail of a foreign secret agent, Baron Von Baden when he discovers a gun designer knifed and on the verge of death. The Lone Ranger realizes the threat Von Baden represents and rushes to foil his plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190144 +0000" stop="20260816192418 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Without a Gun - S01E40</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger and Tonto find a stagecoach that seems to have been attacked by Indians. Discovering a survivor the Lone Ranger becomes concerned about irregularities in the attack and becomes convinced someone is trying to spark an Indian war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192418 +0000" stop="20260816194705 +0000" channel="C4042.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pardon for Curley - S01E41</title>
    <desc>The Lone Ranger captures Curley Bates only to discover the man has been pardoned and is no longer a wanted criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182122 +0000" stop="20260816190958 +0000" channel="C4043.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Scorpion - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While being interrogated by Russian agents about the location of a list, a man dies from a truth serum drug.  A note and $2 million dollars are left to his daughter, Terry.  Jonathan, Brooke and Ty must protect Terry while trying to locate the list before the Russian agents do.
TRANSFORMATIONS - a black panther and a parrot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190958 +0000" stop="20260816195836 +0000" channel="C4043.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Female of the Species - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After a girl is found living with wolves in the forests of India, she is the topic of discussion at a local university where she is being held.  When an attempt is made on her life, Jonathan takes her into his care and protection.  Her identity must be found in order to discover who it is that is trying to kill her.
TRANSFORMATIONS - a hawk, a black panther and a dolphin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816182017 +0000" stop="20260816184221 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit of Vengeance - S02E24</title>
    <desc>While escorting Abomination to stand trial for his crimes, the Hulks run into Ghost Rider, who has come to make both Abomination and Red atone for the wrongful deeds of their past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184221 +0000" stop="20260816190424 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Monster (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Hulk is torn between his two teams -- the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. and the Avengers -- as both team up to save Earth from a Kree armada led by the Supreme Intelligence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190424 +0000" stop="20260816192627 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doorway to Destruction (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Hulk's best pal Rick Jones begins making a web-series to show the world Hulk is a hero and Big Green gets his first chance to prove it when Annihilus invades Earth!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192627 +0000" stop="20260816194831 +0000" channel="C4044.300.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doorway to Destruction (2) - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The newly formed Agents of S.M.A.S.H. -- including a Hulked-out Rick Jones aka A-Bomb -- invade the Negative Zone to stop Annihilus once and for all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182037 +0000" stop="20260816184221 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Cyclops - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While vacationing with his mom in Turkey, Max is accused of stealing a baseball cap and gets the cosmic cap taken away from him and is imprisoned.  Norman attempts to free Max from the prison, but they encounter and must do battle against a giant Cyclops.  Meanwhile, Virgil and Max's mom search desperately for the missing cap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184221 +0000" stop="20260816190406 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Sleeping Dragons Lie! - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Skull Master tricks a sorcerer by the name of Ravendark who is cursed within a cave to reawaken and release an evil dormant dragon from the earth saying that this will finally give him freedom.  What Ravendark doesn't know is that he is not freeing himself by releasing the dragon that will tear the earth apart, but he is freeing Skull Master.  Max, Virgil, and Norman fail in preventing the dragon from waking up.  Now they must convince Ravendark to put it back to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190406 +0000" stop="20260816192550 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rumble in the Jungle - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on an expedition in the Congo, Max's mom uncovers and is captured by a lost civilization of talking gorillas who enslave human beings.  Max with the help of Virgil and Norman set out to rescue his mom and the enslaved humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192550 +0000" stop="20260816194733 +0000" channel="C4045.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mother of All Adventures - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Max's mom brings a figurine back from Haiti that turns out to be filled with zombie parasites.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181536 +0000" stop="20260816183944 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Paradise - S02E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260816183944 +0000" stop="20260816190357 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Black Box - S02E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190357 +0000" stop="20260816192812 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Panthermen - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On Manzanita Island in the San Francisco Bay, people are being scared away and abducted by a group called the Panthermen who handle a giant panther. Mr. T and the team plan on investigating...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192812 +0000" stop="20260816195230 +0000" channel="C4046.302.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Ghost Fleet - S02E04</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182621 +0000" stop="20260816190921 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mina Dos Estrellas Part Two - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A new group of contestants return to the Mina Dos Estrellas Mine, built in 1903 by European gold diggers, and said to have fallen prey to the wrath of the Nahual. The Nahual are creatures from Mesomerican legend, either witches or spirits that can change shape, taking on the forms of animals. Will any of the contestants make it through to the end, or will they all be driven away by their fears, as were the last group who attempted to stay there?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190921 +0000" stop="20260816195222 +0000" channel="C4047.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hacienda Tabi - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A new group of people take the challenge to face their worst fears. Their location is the Haceinda Tabi, a former colonial outpost in the Yucatan. Clashes between the Spanish conquistadors and the Mayan people often ended in blood, and in time the once vibrant Mayan culture was lost, its people little better than slaves to their Christian overlords. But perhaps their spirits live on within these crumbling walls. And by the end of the night, each of the people visitng the location will know their answer to this question, "Is the Hacienda Tabi haunted?"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180153 +0000" stop="20260816185709 +0000" channel="C4048.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blackout Part II: Mock Debate - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The "News Night" staff host a mock debate for two Republican Party officials; a power outage energizes Mac's thought process; Charlie evaluates an intelligence-agency insider's reliability; Lisa does an on-air interview; Neal poses as an Internet troll.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185709 +0000" stop="20260816195822 +0000" channel="C4048.304.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Greater Fool - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mac is shaken by a potentially devastating revelation from gossip columnist Nina Howard. Meanwhile, Sloan mulls a new job opportunity; Neal's Internet alias could prevent a catastrophe; and Will, Mac and Charlie confront Leona and Reese during a volatile lunch meeting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181514 +0000" stop="20260816183806 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Coefficient - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In a world where minds can be analysed for potential threats of crime and mental instability, Inspector Tsunemori Akane is sent to deal with her first case, along with fellow inspector Ginoza and a group of Enforcers, latent criminals hired by the police to work for them. Akane’s case deals with an insane man who has taken a woman hostage and raped her, holing himself up in a building inhabited by groups of the homeless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183806 +0000" stop="20260816190058 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Those Capable - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kogami is recuperating from Akane’s Paralyzer shot, she begins to worry about whether she is suited to be an Inspector after the fallout from her first case. On her second day on the job, she begins to learn more about the Enforcers she works with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190058 +0000" stop="20260816192350 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rearing Conventions - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ginoza and Akane, along with the Enforcers, are brought in to investigate a death caused by a Drone at a Drone manufacturing plant. When the Psycho-Pass of the entire staff checks out, they question whether it was an accident or possibly murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192350 +0000" stop="20260816194642 +0000" channel="C4049.305.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nobody Knows Your Mask - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When the CID is brought in to investigate a disappearance of Kimihiko Hayama, they discover that not only has he been killed, but someone has taken over his net avatar, Talisman. The CID tries to track down the fake Talisman in order to find the killer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181512 +0000" stop="20260816195121 +0000" channel="C4050.297.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part II - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Despite a violent rebellion, the slave ship Lord Ligonier completes its voyage and Kunta Kinte endures the indiginity of an Annapolis slave auction. Fiddler, the slave in charge of Kunta's training, becomes his only friend, a friendship that's tested when Kunta plans his escape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180135 +0000" stop="20260816184350 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Message in a Box - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Mark reveals another shocking twist as the couples anticipate video messages from their partners.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184350 +0000" stop="20260816193104 +0000" channel="C4051.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You Serious, Hall? - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The couples deal with the aftermath of video messages at both villas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182558 +0000" stop="20260816190915 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth Mother - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Randall uncovers new truths about his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190915 +0000" stop="20260816195118 +0000" channel="C4052.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kevin embarks on a stressful road trip. Jack and young Kevin go to a football training camp.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816180704 +0000" stop="20260816183051 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aftermath - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Siri wakes up and discovers David asleep wrapped around Camille's body. She wakes him up, and like thieves in the night, they sneak out together without saying goodbye. Has something changed between them now?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183051 +0000" stop="20260816185442 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kentucky Lemonade - S01E03</title>
    <desc>David is in Sweden, and with Siri left alone in London, her anxiety over the threesome becomes overwhelming. She does her best to handle it and goes out partying with Miriam and Josephine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816185442 +0000" stop="20260816191636 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bar Therapy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Siri and her friends from the university celebrate their half-term exam. Siri tries to get further and further away from David and in the heat of the moment she meets John. Immediate attraction arises.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191636 +0000" stop="20260816193942 +0000" channel="C4054.301.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Name Is Siri - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Siri and David's relationship is breaking down and after a big quarrel, Siri runs away from home. In the heat of the moment, she contacts John and now she is suddenly at his home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182251 +0000" stop="20260816184557 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moosebumps! (2) - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After Bullwinkle drinks a monster serum, he can't control when he turns into a big hairy monster, so he and Rocky go on the run from angry mobs and internet celebrities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184557 +0000" stop="20260816190904 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moosebumps! (3) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Bullwinkle and Rocky fly to a mysterious monster-inhabited island to meet the missing mad scientist that created the serum that turned Bullwinkle into a monster, only to learn of the biggest, meanest monster on the island, Humongalon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816190904 +0000" stop="20260816193210 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moosebumps! (4) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When Fearless Leader uses the monster Humongalon to force everyone to surrender the world to him, Rocky and Bullwinkle try to stop them in the most massive monster battle ever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193210 +0000" stop="20260816195517 +0000" channel="C4056.303.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stink of Fear (1) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When Rocky and Bullwinkle travel to Paris to enter a cooking competition, Fearless Leader sends super spies Boris and Natasha after Bullwinkle to steal his secret recipe</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816182358 +0000" stop="20260816184803 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Spells of Circe - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Near the zone of the Kingdom of Hades, Ulysses and the children are rendered unconscious, and the Odyssey is taken into another dimension. Their companions are taken from their chamber and placed on the Odyssey's bridge. An Earth-like planet is detected, and the now-awakened Ulysses uses a shuttle to investigate. As he does so, his companions are manipulated into piloting the Odyssey to the planet, known as Aim, by Circe the enchantress. She turns the Odyssey's crew into swine so as to be her slaves. Ulysses encounters a space commander named Hermes who tells him that his crew were taken by Circe, who wants to build a giant tower of knowledge. When she has all the knowledge of the universe, she will be able to stand up to the gods. Hermes shows Ulysses how to get to the tower, and once there he and Nono encounter Circe's librarian, also named Hermes. Ulysses finally finds Circe, who refuses to return Ulysses companions to normal. When she finds out who he is, she tells him that he can</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184803 +0000" stop="20260816191207 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hidden Truth - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The shapechanger Nereus calls Ulysses for help when Shark Men, servants of the gods, take over his planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191207 +0000" stop="20260816193612 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost in the Labyrinth - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Princess Ariadne comes upon the Odyssey, and asks for Ulysses' help in saving her lover Theseus, who has been exiled to her father's labyrinth to be killed by the fearsome Minotaur.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193612 +0000" stop="20260816200017 +0000" channel="C4112.296.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At the Heart of the Universe - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mercurius, the bubble-dwelling "grandson of the gods," enlists Ulysses' help in taking a jewel from the brow of the giant Atlas under the promise that it will give him the power to send Ulysses home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816180510 +0000" stop="20260816184154 +0000" channel="C4114.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11887 - March 03, 2020 - S47E125</title>
    <desc>Victor makes a difficult decision regarding his company; Victoria gets a visit from her son; Mariah’s plan goes awry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816184154 +0000" stop="20260816191827 +0000" channel="C4114.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11888 - March 04, 2020 - S47E126</title>
    <desc>Ashley and Jack take care of unfinished business; Chloe catches Kevin in a trap; Lauren and Michael weather the storm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191827 +0000" stop="20260816195501 +0000" channel="C4114.298.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11889 - March 05, 2020 - S47E127</title>
    <desc>Amanda is comforted by Billy; Elena and Nate help a person in distress; Devon makes an admission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816181331 +0000" stop="20260816183910 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Always Been This Way - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Gretchen go for a long drive to force a conclusion on the confusing state of their relationship. Edgar finds closure with Max while Lindsay figures out a way to solve Becca, Vernon, and Paul’s problems all at once.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816183910 +0000" stop="20260816190312 +0000" channel="C4115.299.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Intransigence of Love - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Gretchen tell the story of their love to a prospective wedding planner.</desc>
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    <title>The One Thing We Don't Talk About - S05E03</title>
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    <title>The Storm - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Daniel asks Maura for something she doesn’t understand. Olek and Ling Yi steer the ship before a tragedy occurs. Elliot’s identity comes to light.</desc>
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    <title>The Key - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Maura tells the passengers an unbelievable truth. Then, their memories shift and Daniel changes a code. Maura faces an unexpected reality.</desc>
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    <title>Balancing Act / Marvelous Marbles - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Take a Walk / Cotton Patch - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Name that Sound / Fabulous Feathers - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Sally and Nick are trying to stump each other by guessing the animal sounds they're making. But the Cat stumps them both when he tries to make the sound of a cricket! That didn't sound like a cricket. They all try but just can't figure out how a cricket makes its noise. Well Cat's friend Clarence the Cricket can surely show them! Off to the Grassy-Grove-Dell to meet him! He shows him his wings, one that is comblike, the other a scraper, when he rubs them together, he makes his wonderful cricket noise. Back at home Nick and Sally find things around the house they can use to mimic Clarence — a deck of cards and a comb! / Sally is playing dressup, but her favourite hat no longer has any feathers on it. Where can they find more? The Cat's good friend Puranjay might be able to help! He's a peacock who lives in Feathery Flats, he has plenty of feathers! Sally collects the feathers that have fallen out of Puranjay and discover that each one has it's own distinct job. But it's his tail feathers that are just jazzy and snazzy enough for her hat! They are the most fabulous feathers!</desc>
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    <title>Zest for Life - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Making astronaut food is serious business at this massive Oregon facility where it takes 18 hours to transform savory beef stew into a freeze-dried meal that's perfect for outer space. Nearly 200 million squeaky clean California lemons are washed, waxed, sized, and sorted at this Sunkist plant every year. It's worth the drive to Texas just to get your hands on this decadent pecan pie, and if the bakery is closed once you get there, the vending machine outside is open 24/7.</desc>
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    <title>No Snout About It - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Deep in Texas cowboy country, pork bellies are brined, tumbled, smoked, and sliced to produce perfectly delectable kitchen-ready bacon. In the middle of a California desert, water from an underground river is one of the secret ingredients to a bacon-flavored soda that's popular with a legendary kilt-wearing pro wrestler. What began as a Texas turkey farm is now home to an innovative family business where salty crispy bacon bits are smothered in rich creamy chocolate.</desc>
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    <title>Here's the Scoop - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Among the army of dedicated workers behind every custom serving of Cold Stone ice cream, it's the senior taste-master who's got the best job of all. There's an all-American rags-to-riches story behind these delectable buttery cookies that were born in France but later perfected by five brothers from Vietnam. Watch out for airborne fish when you order up home-style crab cakes at this Seattle's Pike Place market where fishmongers are famous for literally throwing seafood around the shop.</desc>
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    <title>Texas State of Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>This episode heads to Texas to explore some of the Lone Star State's favorite foods. Every delectable Smokehouse Brisket sandwich from Arby's can be traced back to this massive Texas operation where 150,000 pounds of raw brisket are lovingly hand-rubbed and smoked daily. Combining layers of crunchy candy and a whole lot of peanut butter, it's no wonder why chicken-free Chick-O-Sticks have attracted a major cult following. Every two-ounce shot of Hangover Joe's Git'R'Done Energy Drink delivers a Texas-size wallop along with some comic inspiration.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Break and a Vampire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While on summer vacation in the human world with Nekonome-sensei as their chaperone, the Newspaper Club's fun in the sun on a beach gives way to a field of sunflowers on a hill.</desc>
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    <title>Sunflowers and a Vampire - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ruby awakens to find herself in a tent with Tsukune-tachi. Ruby explains about how badly witches have been treated and how developers are planning to destroy the sunflower fields where she and her master live.</desc>
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    <title>New Term and a Vampire - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Newspaper Club's work on its next edition rouses the powerful and corrupt Security Committee whose function is to act as the school's police.</desc>
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    <title>Roz - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Father Michael risks breaking the seal of confession as he tries to help Roz Demichelis, while his childhood flashbacks intensify as his mother's condition deteriorates.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Leah deals with the fallout of Adam's betrayal, some unexpected news further complicates matters. The truth is finally exposed over the course of one explosive evening.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>As the police try to piece together the fatal sequence of events, both women come under the spotlight, but have they got the right person?</desc>
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    <title>Three Little Beers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The Stooges are beer delivery men who crash the company golf tournament.</desc>
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    <title>Ants in the Pantry - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Movie Maniacs - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The Stooges are mistaken for studio execs on a Hollywood lot.</desc>
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    <title>Half Shot Shooters - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Stooges are soldiers who unwittingly reenlist after exacting revenge on their commanding officer.</desc>
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    <title>Disorder in the Court - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The Stooges bungle their way through a murder trial as the star witnesses.</desc>
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    <title>A Pain in the Pullman - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Stooges and their pet monkey ride a train to an acting gig but antagonize the star performer.</desc>
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    <title>Reunion (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>J.R's efforts to rid the family of Gary...again, begin to work.  J.R pretends to help his younger brother, by including him in some Ewing business.  The venture, however, is with a company doomed for failure, and Gary begins to feel the stress.  Valene realizes what J.R is up to, but is unable to stop it.   Pam has trouble of her own.  A drunken Digger showed up at Southfork, while recovering from his binge, he tell Pamela he will no longer acknowledge her as his daughter because she is married to a Ewing.</desc>
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    <title>One on One - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Mark argues with the high school's girls' basketball coach, they decide to settle their differences with a one-on-one basketball game.</desc>
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    <title>The Swami - S05E08</title>
    <desc>To help the school earn money for textbooks, Mark works at a carnival pretending to be a fortuneteller.</desc>
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    <title>The Argument - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Mark and Vanessa get into an argument, but they both have conflicting viewpoints as to what really happened.</desc>
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    <title>Lifesaver - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Vanessa pressures Geneva's longtime boyfriend, Ken, into asking Geneva to marry him. Geneva accepts, but Ken reconsiders after Mark inadvertently scares him about the seriousness of marriage.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie</title>
    <desc>At a high-school party, four friends find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to all "score" by their senior prom.</desc>
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    <title>American Wedding</title>
    <desc>With high school a distant memory, Jim and Michelle are getting married — and in a hurry, since Jim's grandmother is sick and wants to see him walk down the aisle — prompting Stifler to throw the ultimate bachelor party. And Jim's dad is reliable as ever, doling out advice no one wants to hear.</desc>
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    <title>American Reunion</title>
    <desc>The characters we met a little more than a decade ago return to East Great Falls for their high school reunion. In one long-overdue weekend, they will discover what has changed, who hasn’t, and that time and distance can’t break the bonds of friendship.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie 2</title>
    <desc>After a year apart - attending different schools, meeting different people - the guys rent a beach house and vow to make this the best summer ever. As it turns out, whether that will happen or not has a lot to do with the girls. Between the wild parties, outrageous revelations and yes, a trip to band camp, they discover that times change and people change, but in the end, it's all about sticking together.</desc>
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    <title>American Pie Presents: Beta House</title>
    <desc>Erik, Ryan, and Cooze start college and pledge the Beta House fraternity, presided over by none other than legendary Dwight Stifler. But chaos ensues when a fraternity of geeks threatens to stop the debauchery and the Betas have to make a stand for their right to party.</desc>
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    <title>And the Fun Factory - S04E08</title>
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    <title>And the Move-In Meltdown - S04E10</title>
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    <title>And the Crime Ring - S04E11</title>
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    <title>And the Knock-Off Knockout - S04E12</title>
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    <title>And the Great Unwashed - S04E13</title>
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    <title>And the Cupcake Captives - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sophie’s wedding shower is interrupted by a hostage situation and Max and Caroline’s cupcake business gets unwanted attention when a tenant is arrested while wearing their company’s T-shirt.</desc>
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    <title>And the Fat Cat - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A handsome businessman returns Max and Caroline’s missing cat, Nancy, who comes home with a big surprise.</desc>
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    <title>And the Zero Tolerance - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline attempt to bring in extra money to help pay off their bank loan by taking second jobs as a pastry chef and a hostess at a chic restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>And the High Hook-Up - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Max pursues Nashit, a handsome new waiter at The High, despite Joe's "no hook-up" rule.</desc>
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    <title>And the Taste Test - S04E18</title>
    <desc>When Sophie takes Max and Caroline shopping for their bridesmaids’ dresses, the girls enlist the diner gang’s help to hide the ugliest ones, in the hopes of avoiding complete and utter humiliation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Look of the Irish - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to break Nash into the modeling business in an effort to bring in extra money acting as his managers. Also, Sophie and Oleg attempt to keep celibate for 30 days before their wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Minor Problem - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s attempt to break Nash into the modeling business comes to a screeching halt when his mother arrives from Ireland to retrieve her son.</desc>
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    <title>And the Grate Expectations - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline help launch the new branch of The High at JFK airport, and Sophie discovers that Oleg may have an ulterior motive for wanting to marry her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Disappointing Unit - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are tasked with retrieving Sophie’s wedding dress from customs and safely transporting it to the church in time for her big wedding.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wrecking Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline team up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction. Also, Sophie and Oleg announce that they are trying to have a baby.</desc>
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    <title>And the Gym and Juice - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When the shower at Max and Caroline’s apartment breaks, they get part-time jobs at a fancy gym’s juice bar and enjoy free use of the locker room. However, their jobs and free showers are jeopardized when Caroline has a run-in with a group of rich moms who are jealous of the attention she’s getting from a sexy trainer.</desc>
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    <title>And the Maybe Baby - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The girls run into Caroline's newly engaged ex, Candy Andy, and Caroline offers to make his wedding cake. Later, when she sees Andy's seemingly perfect relationship and how he supports his fiancée's career, she wonders if she should have stayed with him.</desc>
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    <title>And the Inside Outside Situation - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The cupcake shop is boycotted after the girls refuse to sell cupcakes to an artist who wants to put cocktail weenies in them.</desc>
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    <title>And the Escape Room - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Han believes his diner employees are not working together as a team, so he insists they all attend a mandatory night out at the Escape Room Club.  Once the diner gang are locked inside the "Alice In Wonderland" themed Escape Room, they learn Han has ulterior motives.</desc>
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    <title>And the Not Regular Down There - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Max is both puzzled and curious when the new guy she is dating expresses hesitations about intimacy because he is “not regular down there.” Also, Sophie and Oleg struggle to get pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Coming out Party - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family’s massive money scandal, Caroline attempts to keep the truth hidden for a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.</desc>
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    <title>And the Basketball Jones - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Oleg’s pro-basketball playing cousin comes to town to play a game against Max’s favorite team and gifts her with two free tickets, but chaos ensues when the girls interfere with the game and risk ruining their cupcake business’ reputation in the process.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sax Problem - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When Earl is not invited to play with his old jazz band at their reunion show, Max and the diner gang join forces in order to get him back on stage performing.</desc>
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    <title>And the No New Friends - S05E10</title>
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    <title>And the Booth Babes - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline sign up to be “booth babes” in order to get into a huge gaming convention for free. Once inside, they’re shocked to see that Han’s friend has created video game characters based on them, and demand compensation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Story Telling Show - S05E12</title>
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    <title>And the Lost Baggage - S05E13</title>
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    <title>And You Bet Your Ass - S05E14</title>
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    <title>And the Great Escape - S05E15</title>
    <desc>As Max pet-sits Randy’s dog, Bruno, and Caroline sets up meetings with actresses who are interested in playing her in the potential biopic, Bruno escapes while a cannibalistic serial killer is loose in their neighborhood.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pity Party Bus - S05E16</title>
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    <title>And the Show and Don't Tell - S05E17</title>
    <desc>When the girls go to prison to see Caroline’s father, Martin, perform in a musical, they tell him their plan to use Caroline’s movie money to convert their cupcake window into a dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Loophole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When the girls decide to look for a larger space for their dessert bar, Han sets them up with Evie, a real estate agent who has a crush on him. Also, Max is on the fence when Randy surprises her at the diner hoping to patch up their relationship, so she tells Caroline to decide for her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Attack of the Killer Apartment - S05E19</title>
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    <title>And the Partnership Hits the Fan - S05E20</title>
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    <title>And the Ten Inches - S05E21</title>
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    <title>And the Big Gamble - S05E22</title>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (1) - S06E01</title>
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    <title>And the Two Openings (2) - S06E02</title>
    <desc>When Sophie goes into labor just before the Dessert Bar’s grand opening, she demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. Also, the girls run into problems when they don’t secure a liquor license for their new venue.</desc>
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    <title>And the 80's Movie - S06E03</title>
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    <title>And the Godmama Drama - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Oleg and Sophie’s plan to have Max and Caroline as Barbara’s godparents is derailed when Oleg’s domineering mother, Olga, arrives from the Ukraine for the baby’s baptism and fires Max and Caroline from their godparent duties.</desc>
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    <title>And the College Experience - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Caroline and Max are invited to speak about their business at Caroline’s alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, Max takes the opportunity to give Caroline the college partying experience she never had. Also, Oleg’s attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie, and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.</desc>
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    <title>And the Rom-Commie - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Earl becomes concerned he may not be able to keep up when his long lost sweetheart, Pilar, visits from Cuba, and wants him to take her sightseeing around the country. Also, Max must decide whether it’s time to take her texting relationship with Randy to the next level.</desc>
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    <title>And the Sophie Doll - S06E07</title>
    <desc>When the girls take a bartending class in order to add cocktails to their dessert bar menu, Caroline must think quickly when she has to take the class exam solo after Max gets chicken pox from Han. Also, Sophie creates a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on baby Barbara.</desc>
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    <title>And the Duck Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline’s dessert bar business booms when they hire Clint, a popular bartender, but the girls need to intervene when Han becomes addicted to the mixologist’s potent cocoa powder in his signature cacao drink. Also, Han enters a duck stamp-drawing contest, and glamour eludes Sophie as she adjusts to being a mom.</desc>
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    <title>And the About Facetime - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Randy and Max get tired of Caroline being the third wheel on their FaceTime dates, Randy sets her up with one of his co-workers. Also, Oleg is distraught when Sophie tells him to trade in his beloved car for a minivan.</desc>
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    <title>And the Himmicane - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When a hurricane approaches the area, Caroline fears that a big divorce party she’s planning for a wealthy couple will get broken up when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Also, Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he’s blocking her calls, and Oleg is jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with their handsome new "manny".</desc>
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    <title>And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When Max decides to head to Los Angeles to win back Randy, she and Caroline embark on a cross-country road trip with Han at the wheel. Also, while Han and the girls are away, Oleg takes charge of the diner, and Sophie fills in as a waitress.</desc>
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    <title>And the Riverboat Runs Through It - S06E12</title>
    <desc>As Max and Caroline's road trip misadventures continue, their lack of money finds them stowing away and waitressing on a riverboat to New Orleans as Max tries to reach Randy in Texas. Back at the diner, Oleg and Sophie rake in big bucks when they sell pony rides with Chestnut.</desc>
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    <title>And the Stalking Dead - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline get their big break when they're cast as zombie extras after they finally arrive at the movie set in Texas where Randy is working. Back at home, Han and Oleg try their hand at construction after they fire the contractor working on the dessert bar.</desc>
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    <title>And the Emergency Contractor - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline get home from their road trip, Caroline discovers she likes the dessert bar renovations as much as she likes Bobby, the contractor on the job. Also, Max rushes to Randy's side when she hears he's in the hospital in New York City, and Sophie joins a mommy group that cares more about partying than baby talk.</desc>
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    <title>And the Turtle Sense - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Caroline is excited to go out on her first date with Bobby, but has nervous jitters when she realizes Max will be in charge of the dessert bar solo for the first time. Also, Sophie and Oleg decide to mix things up and try going out on a date instead of staying in.</desc>
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    <title>And the Tease Time - S06E16</title>
    <desc>As Caroline prepares for her third date with Bobby, she decides to spice things up by taking a burlesque class accompanied by a reluctant Max, who decides to give up sex in the wake of her breakup with Randy. Also, Max decides to take up a new hobby and goes golfing with Han.</desc>
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    <title>And the Jessica Shmessica - S06E17</title>
    <desc>When Bobby invites Caroline to a party to meet his family, she is eager to make a good impression but isn’t prepared for the torch that his mother and sisters still carry for Bobby’s ex-girlfriend. Also, Caroline’s nerves are even more frayed when the diner gang decides to tag along.</desc>
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    <title>And the Dad Day Afternoon - S06E18</title>
    <desc>When Han's new therapist suggests that Max needs to confront her "daddy issues" and fear of intimacy, she reluctantly heads to Rhode Island to track down her birth father with the diner gang in tow. Also, Oleg is up in arms when Sophie wants him to help out around the house.</desc>
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    <title>And the Baby and Other Things - S06E19</title>
    <desc>When Caroline encourages Bobby's sister, Denise, to quit her job, the couple heads toward their first fight when Caroline realizes the company Denise works for is her mother's. Also, after Max reads a text on Bobby's phone suggesting he has a child with his ex, Jessica, she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica's wedding planning shop to find out the truth.</desc>
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    <title>And the Alley-Oops - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to embrace Bobby’s hobby of bowling, but she fears she is his bad luck charm when she accidentally injures his teammate’s hand and threatens their chance for a championship. Also, Max uses her bowling prowess to get onto Bobby’s team, and Sophie worries that baby Barbara might not be smart enough.</desc>
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    <title>And the Rock Me on the Dais - S06E21</title>
    <desc>The girls are excited when they are invited to a press junket to promote the film about Caroline’s life, but Caroline is shocked when her ex-boyfriend, Candy Andy, shows up. Also, Bobby gets jealous over Caroline and Candy Andy’s reconnection and asks the diner gang for advice.</desc>
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    <title>And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie - S06E22</title>
    <desc>As the big premiere of the film about Caroline’s life arrives, the girls and the diner gang prepare for their night on the red carpet. Also, Caroline and Max contemplate their future at the diner and the states of their love lives.</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Experienced waitress Max Black meets her new co-worker, former rich-girl Caroline Channing, and puts her skills to the test at an old but re-emerging Brooklyn diner. Despite her initial distaste for Caroline, Max eventually softens and the two team up for a new business venture.</desc>
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    <title>And the Break-Up Scene - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Max gets upset when Caroline keeps meddling in her business, but the situation only gets worse when Caroline steals Max's break-up scene.</desc>
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    <title>And Strokes of Goodwill - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.</desc>
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    <title>And the Rich People Problems - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Caroline asks Max to help her break into her former townhouse to retrieve her much-needed night guard.</desc>
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    <title>And the '90s Horse Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max throw a '90s-themed party at the diner to attract rich hipsters and raise money for their cupcake business; Caroline is horrified when her rich ex-boyfriend comes into the diner.</desc>
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    <title>And the Disappearing Bed - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max try to install a Murphy bed in their apartment.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pretty Problem - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Caroline persuades Max to take a cupcake-decorating class.</desc>
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    <title>And Hoarder Culture - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The two take a job cleaning a hoarder's apartment for the extra money; Max learns that Johnny has a secret.</desc>
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    <title>And the Really Petty Cash - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Johnny's girlfriend has a devious plan in mind when she hires Max and Caroline to bake cupcakes for an art show featuring his work.</desc>
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    <title>And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max spend Caroline's first broke holiday season working at a department store's Santaland to earn extra money.</desc>
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    <title>And the Reality Check - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to find Chestnut a job in order to get him lodging for the winter. Meanwhile, Peach, the mother of the twins Max babysits, auditions for "Real Housewives of TriBeCa".</desc>
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    <title>And the Pop-Up Sale - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When Max's stove breaks, Caroline tries to return some expensive rings to Barney's department store, but discovers her surname is no longer an asset at her former home away from home.</desc>
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    <title>And the Secret Ingredient - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Caroline discovers the secret ingredient to Max's cupcakes whilst in the midst of her new obsession couponing.</desc>
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    <title>And the Upstairs Neighbor - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline's new neighbor draws their suspicion.</desc>
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    <title>And the Blind Spot - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to prove their cleaning skills to Sophie so she will hire them for her maid service.</desc>
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    <title>And the Broken Hearts - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When Sophie's (Jennifer Coolidge) beauty overwhelms Earl, Caroline and Max wind up spending Valentine's Day at the hospital; Caroline tries to rekindle an old flame.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kosher Cupcakes - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline have to make kosher cupcakes when they get a gig at a bar mitzvah.</desc>
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    <title>And the One-Night Stands - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Max runs into an old boyfriend, when she accompanies Caroline to see her father in jail.</desc>
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    <title>And the Spring Break - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max spend their spring break dog-sitting at a couple's lavish apartment.</desc>
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    <title>And the Drug Money - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Max convinces Caroline to partake in a clinical drug trial in an effort to raise money to help Caroline’s father.</desc>
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    <title>And the Messy Purse Smackdown - S01E21</title>
    <desc>After promising Earl to drop his tax return in the mail, Caroline learns that Max has never filed, and gets sidetracked trying to help her.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough - S01E22</title>
    <desc>The stakes are high when a socialite Manhattan mother hires Max and Caroline to serve cupcakes at her daughter's first birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (1) - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.</desc>
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    <title>And Martha Stewart Have a Ball (2) - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline plan to attend a big fashion gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where Martha Stewart is scheduled to be a guest, in an attempt to have her taste their cupcakes and get her seal of approval.</desc>
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    <title>And the Hidden Stash - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pearl Necklace - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline attempt to keep faith that Martha Stewart, who tasted and liked one of their cupcakes in last season's finale, will call and help support their business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake.</desc>
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    <title>And the Hold-Up - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline show their true colors when the diner gets robbed. Meanwhile, everyone sees a surprising new side of Han.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cupcake War - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline try to take their cupcake business to the next level by auditioning for the reality cooking show Cupcake Wars.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pre-Approved Credit Card - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline have different ideas on how to handle their new pre-approved credit card.</desc>
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    <title>And the Candy Manwich - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The attractive owner of a local candy store is sweet on Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to date him after she had a mishap in the store.</desc>
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    <title>And the Three Boys with Wood - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max ask two Amish boys to build a barn for Chestnut; Andy makes a discovery about Caroline.</desc>
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    <title>And the Egg Special - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline figure out a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcake becomes available for the girls to rent as the two go to great lengths to raise enough money to see their dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>And the New Boss - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline decide to hire an intern to help take care of some of the menial tasks involved with the preparation for opening their new cupcake shop, but Max seems conflicted with her new managerial role as the boss</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Opening - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop, and Max invites her former flames to show off her success.</desc>
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    <title>And the Silent Partner - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Max sees Sophie depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, she offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business, but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company.</desc>
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    <title>And the High Holidays - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Desperate for a way to pay their overdue rent, Max and Caroline get involved with a group of of sketchy customers willing to pay top dollar for their cupcakes.</desc>
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    <title>And the Bear Truth - S02E13</title>
    <desc>A relaxing getaway for two becomes an awkward vacation for three when Max, Caroline and Andy spend a weekend together in a cabin in the woods.</desc>
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    <title>And Too Little Sleep - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The diner gang helps Max and Caroline bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a gigantic cupcake order.</desc>
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    <title>And the Psychic Shakedown - S02E15</title>
    <desc>After learning that Candy Andy closed down his shop after their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her love life in the future.</desc>
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    <title>And Just Plane Magic - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Max lands tickets to a music awards show in Los Angeles, she and Caroline meet rapper 2 Chainz during the cross-country flight on a private jet.</desc>
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    <title>And the Broken Hip - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Caroline and Max pay a steep price for trying to remove a street performer from the entry of their shop.</desc>
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    <title>And Not-So-Sweet Charity - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline ask Caroline's rich but callous aunt for money to save their flailing cupcake shop.</desc>
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    <title>And the Temporary Distraction - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline take office temp jobs. While Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder, Max deals with a boss who makes inappropriate advances.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big Hole - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Han fires Caroline when she insults his diner, so Max tries to mend their relationship.</desc>
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    <title>And the Worst Selfie Ever - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Caroline is in a tizzy when she develops a rash after a romantic evening with her former boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>And the Extra Work - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han’s diner, but when Caroline catches the director’s eye, he offers her an actual role – with strings attached.</desc>
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    <title>And the Tip Slip - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Caroline’s father asks her to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.</desc>
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    <title>And the Window of Opportunity - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline offer to deep-clean a previously hidden part of the diner they discover something that could relaunch their cupcake business.</desc>
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    <title>And the Soft Opening - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Word about a shocking incident involving a celebrity brings customers to Max and Caroline's new cupcake window.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kickstarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max’s new smartphone comes between her and Caroline.</desc>
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    <title>And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Max becomes smitten with an old stray cat that's been hanging around the apartment, Caroline tries to convince her they need to find it a better home. But just when they think they've found one, the cat's fate takes a turn.</desc>
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    <title>And the Group Head - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline can’t figure out how to use the new cappuccino maker they bought for their cupcake business, they take temporary side jobs as baristas at a coffee house to learn the ropes.</desc>
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    <title>And the Cronuts - S03E05</title>
    <desc>When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend – cake fries.</desc>
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    <title>And the Piece of Sheet - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Feeling guilty for buying hair extensions with their joint funds, Caroline splurges on a new bedding set for Max but gives the old one to charity, not realizing her old pillowcase has sentimental value.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818122031 +0000" stop="20260818124204 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Girlfriend Experience - S03E07</title>
    <desc>After Han emails photos of a stripper’s face to his mother claiming she’s his girlfriend, he begs Max and Caroline to find her and convince her to play his girlfriend when his mother arrives from Korea.</desc>
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    <title>And the 'It' Hole - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When Caroline’s date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city’s hippest new restaurants, she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.</desc>
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    <title>And the Pastry Porn - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Max decides to apply to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for her entrance exam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818132515 +0000" stop="20260818134653 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the First Day of School - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Max attempts to make a good impression on her first day of pastry school, but finds the class clown to be extremely distracting – and intriguing.  Meanwhile, Caroline dresses to impress Max’s handsome teacher, Nicolas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Life After Death - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Caroline attends her former nanny’s funeral, thinking the family will be honored to have her, but quickly finds out they have no idea who she is.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818140829 +0000" stop="20260818143013 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the French Kiss - S03E12</title>
    <desc>After an incredible make-out session with Max’s pastry school teacher, Chef Nicholas, Caroline finds out something that makes her wish it never happened.</desc>
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    <title>And the Big But - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Max finds herself wanting to be more than just friends with her pastry school partner, Deke. Meanwhile, Caroline is "hot for teacher" - the married Chef Nicholas.</desc>
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    <title>And the Dumpster Sex - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, his "home" is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered - then scared for her life - after having a shady car towed from the front of their apartment building.</desc>
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    <title>And the Icing on the Cake - S03E15</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max’s friends over for a gathering at his dumpster, Caroline learns an enormous secret about his background.</desc>
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    <title>And the ATM - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Max decides to break up with Deke now that she knows about his wealthy background.</desc>
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    <title>And the Married Man Sleepover - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Caroline asks Max and Deke to join her on her dinner date at Nicolas’s loft to help make sure she doesn’t do anything she might regret. Also, Max and Caroline treat themselves to very special hair appointments.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818161828 +0000" stop="20260818164007 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Near Death Experience - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Caroline goes into a tailspin and brings Max into the mix when Nicolas tells her he's going to leave his wife for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818164007 +0000" stop="20260818170145 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Kilt Trip - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade, but finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818170145 +0000" stop="20260818172330 +0000" channel="C347.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Not Broke Parents - S03E20</title>
    <desc>When Deke invites Max and Caroline to join him and his parents for dinner at their home, Max is tongue-tied until his mother confides in her about her secret past.</desc>
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    <title>And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake - S03E21</title>
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    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Aja decides to tell Steve she’s actually an alien, but her confession is cut short by a visit from the Zeron Brotherhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230735 +0000" stop="20260817233118 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The royals celebrate their last day of school -- and on Earth -- with friends, but Zadra's arrival with revelations of betrayal shakes them to the core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233118 +0000" stop="20260817235509 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Omen - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Alpha unleashes a barrage of attacks on the siblings, enabling Omen to hijack the ship and take the royal cores. Will this be the end of House Tarron?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235509 +0000" stop="20260818001858 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving Day - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Left vulnerable after Omen's attack, the royal heirs look to conceal their damaged ship but are soon confronted by the bounty hunter Magmatron.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818001858 +0000" stop="20260818004246 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel enlist Stuart to help find their former ally, who’s being held prisoner at a bounty hunter outpost on the moon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004246 +0000" stop="20260818010641 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogfight Days of Summer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With General Morando's invasion of Earth imminent, Krel tries to stop the fleet's advance with unwitting help from the kids of Arcadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818010641 +0000" stop="20260818013030 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013030 +0000" stop="20260818015353 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818015353 +0000" stop="20260818021744 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818021744 +0000" stop="20260818024117 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024117 +0000" stop="20260818030503 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luug's Day Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a prototype device that will create a wormhole back to Akiridion-5, but Luug swallows it whole before it can be tested further.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030503 +0000" stop="20260818032912 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall of House Tarron - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The last defenders of House Tarron face off against General Morando and his army of Omen robots in an all-out battle for survival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032912 +0000" stop="20260818035245 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With General Morando searching for Gaylen's Core, Aja and Krel must travel into their parents' subconscious to learn the core's location first.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818035245 +0000" stop="20260818041610 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race to Trollmarket - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After learning the location of Gaylen’s Core, Toby calls Trollhunter Jim Lake, and Blinky advises the royals to consult the Soothscryer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818041610 +0000" stop="20260818043924 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glorious End: Part 1 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As the town of Arcadia gathers for the premiere of "Kleb or Alive," an army of Omens, led by an armored Kubritz, makes plans to lure out the royals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818043924 +0000" stop="20260818050327 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glorious End: Part 2 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the universe at stake, the royal heirs and their allies must gather their forces for the ultimate battle to defeat General Morando.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050327 +0000" stop="20260818052644 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When their planet's monarchy is overthrown by a coup, royal alien teens Aja and Krel flee to Earth accompanied by their brutish bodyguard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818052644 +0000" stop="20260818055046 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After crash-landing in the town of Arcadia, the royals -- now disguised as humans -- search for suitable technology to power their ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818055046 +0000" stop="20260818061435 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Matter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a mind-reading device in hopes of blending in with humans. Elsewhere, General Morando dispatches bounty hunters to track down the royals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818061435 +0000" stop="20260818063820 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beetle Mania - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Royal super-fan Stuart offers to help eradicate an alien beetle infestation before it exposes the siblings' true identities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063820 +0000" stop="20260818070158 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collision Course - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The royals take a driver’s ed class, hoping to find parts for their ship. Instead, they're led on a high-speed chase with the Zeron Brotherhood!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818070158 +0000" stop="20260818072545 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D'aja Vu - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A giant troll wreaks havoc at the school science fair, threatening to expose both the troll world -- and the royals’ true identities.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818072545 +0000" stop="20260818074922 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying the Coop - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel are summoned by the school board to produce proper identification. Zadra discovers the identity of the traitor who aided the coup.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818074922 +0000" stop="20260818081310 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An incoming message from Akiridion-5 alarms Vex. Meanwhile, the arrival of bounty hunters ruins the royals' outing in the woods with friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818081310 +0000" stop="20260818083655 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lightning in a Bottle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The royal heirs look for Aja's missing serrator in the forest, where they mistake Trollhunter Jim Lake's Amulet of Daylight for her lost weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818083655 +0000" stop="20260818090046 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arcadian Job - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In a daring heist, the royals and Stuart infiltrate a high-security military base in hopes of stealing the final part to power the mothership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090046 +0000" stop="20260818092424 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Aja decides to tell Steve she’s actually an alien, but her confession is cut short by a visit from the Zeron Brotherhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092424 +0000" stop="20260818094807 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The royals celebrate their last day of school -- and on Earth -- with friends, but Zadra's arrival with revelations of betrayal shakes them to the core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818094807 +0000" stop="20260818101158 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Omen - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Alpha unleashes a barrage of attacks on the siblings, enabling Omen to hijack the ship and take the royal cores. Will this be the end of House Tarron?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818101158 +0000" stop="20260818103547 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moving Day - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Left vulnerable after Omen's attack, the royal heirs look to conceal their damaged ship but are soon confronted by the bounty hunter Magmatron.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818103547 +0000" stop="20260818105936 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlight Run - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel enlist Stuart to help find their former ally, who’s being held prisoner at a bounty hunter outpost on the moon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818105936 +0000" stop="20260818112330 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogfight Days of Summer - S02E03</title>
    <desc>With General Morando's invasion of Earth imminent, Krel tries to stop the fleet's advance with unwitting help from the kids of Arcadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818112330 +0000" stop="20260818114719 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Mother, the AI controlling the royals’ ship, reflects on keeping the peace between her quarreling family. Morando discovers a secret hidden on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818114719 +0000" stop="20260818121042 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ill Gotten Gains - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Colonel Kubritz stages a phony quarantine of Arcadia High School in a ploy to capture the royals -- and their advanced weapons technology.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121042 +0000" stop="20260818123433 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Something About Gwen (of Gorbon) - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Stuart gets an unexpected visit from his ex-girlfriend. Krel helps Toby and Eli produce a short film, "Kleb or Alive," for a local contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123433 +0000" stop="20260818125806 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Asteroid Rage - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Unable to stop an asteroid hurtling toward Earth, Kubritz pleads with the royals to help destroy it by offering stored alien technology from Area 49B.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125806 +0000" stop="20260818132152 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luug's Day Out - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a prototype device that will create a wormhole back to Akiridion-5, but Luug swallows it whole before it can be tested further.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132152 +0000" stop="20260818134601 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fall of House Tarron - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The last defenders of House Tarron face off against General Morando and his army of Omen robots in an all-out battle for survival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134601 +0000" stop="20260818140934 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Sleep - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With General Morando searching for Gaylen's Core, Aja and Krel must travel into their parents' subconscious to learn the core's location first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140934 +0000" stop="20260818143259 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race to Trollmarket - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After learning the location of Gaylen’s Core, Toby calls Trollhunter Jim Lake, and Blinky advises the royals to consult the Soothscryer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818143259 +0000" stop="20260818145614 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glorious End: Part 1 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>As the town of Arcadia gathers for the premiere of "Kleb or Alive," an army of Omens, led by an armored Kubritz, makes plans to lure out the royals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145614 +0000" stop="20260818152016 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glorious End: Part 2 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the universe at stake, the royal heirs and their allies must gather their forces for the ultimate battle to defeat General Morando.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152016 +0000" stop="20260818154333 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>When their planet's monarchy is overthrown by a coup, royal alien teens Aja and Krel flee to Earth accompanied by their brutish bodyguard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154333 +0000" stop="20260818160736 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Terra Incognita: Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>After crash-landing in the town of Arcadia, the royals -- now disguised as humans -- search for suitable technology to power their ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818160736 +0000" stop="20260818163124 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Matter - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Krel builds a mind-reading device in hopes of blending in with humans. Elsewhere, General Morando dispatches bounty hunters to track down the royals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818163124 +0000" stop="20260818165509 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beetle Mania - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Royal super-fan Stuart offers to help eradicate an alien beetle infestation before it exposes the siblings' true identities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818165509 +0000" stop="20260818171848 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Collision Course - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The royals take a driver’s ed class, hoping to find parts for their ship. Instead, they're led on a high-speed chase with the Zeron Brotherhood!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171848 +0000" stop="20260818174234 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D'aja Vu - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A giant troll wreaks havoc at the school science fair, threatening to expose both the troll world -- and the royals’ true identities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174234 +0000" stop="20260818180611 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying the Coop - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Aja and Krel are summoned by the school board to produce proper identification. Zadra discovers the identity of the traitor who aided the coup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180611 +0000" stop="20260818182959 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Crashers - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An incoming message from Akiridion-5 alarms Vex. Meanwhile, the arrival of bounty hunters ruins the royals' outing in the woods with friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182959 +0000" stop="20260818185344 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lightning in a Bottle - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The royal heirs look for Aja's missing serrator in the forest, where they mistake Trollhunter Jim Lake's Amulet of Daylight for her lost weapon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185344 +0000" stop="20260818191735 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Arcadian Job - S01E10</title>
    <desc>In a daring heist, the royals and Stuart infiltrate a high-security military base in hopes of stealing the final part to power the mothership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191735 +0000" stop="20260818194113 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Aja decides to tell Steve she’s actually an alien, but her confession is cut short by a visit from the Zeron Brotherhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194113 +0000" stop="20260818200456 +0000" channel="C348.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Last Night on Earth - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The royals celebrate their last day of school -- and on Earth -- with friends, but Zadra's arrival with revelations of betrayal shakes them to the core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195810 +0000" stop="20260816202009 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Smoker - S01E05</title>
    <desc>While Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816202009 +0000" stop="20260816204207 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Dick - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her; Harry adopts a stray dog.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816204207 +0000" stop="20260816210405 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonely Dick - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Dick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation; Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816210405 +0000" stop="20260816212603 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body &amp; Soul &amp; Dick - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a "forthright and honest" eulogy about the universally despised academic. Meanwhile, Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an "easy" cheerleader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816212603 +0000" stop="20260816214800 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ab-Dick-ted - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816214800 +0000" stop="20260816220958 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Dick - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816220958 +0000" stop="20260816223157 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Art of Dick - S01E11</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry takes to it; Dick doesn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816223157 +0000" stop="20260816225355 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frozen Dick - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.</desc>
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    <title>Angry Dick - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816231556 +0000" stop="20260816233754 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dicks They Are A-Changin' - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Harry joins a CD club and finds the responsibilities of membership overwhelming. When Nina tells Dick that Stanford has no graduate records on him and Dick reacts defensively, Dr. Albright observes that it's virtually impossible to get a straight answer from Dick about his past. As Dr. Albright reminisces about her wild, rebellious times at Berkeley and Mrs. Dubcek contributes some colorful recollections, Dick chides Tommy that, as information officer, he failed to brief the crew on the crucial sixties decade.   Dr. Albright becomes convinced that Dick is actually Manny Rosenberg, a sixties activist whom she knew briefly and who has been in hiding from the FBI for decades. Dick denies this but soon realizes that his presumed identity has somehow made him more attractive to Dr. Albright. Later, at Dr. Albright's apartment, Dick thinks that they'll at last be having sex, but Dr. Albright angrily reveals that she and Manny had an upsetting encounter that she still hasn't gotten over, and</desc>
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    <title>I Enjoy Being A Dick - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group; Sally and Harry get jobs at a pancake restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Dick Like Me - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Solomons discover that everyone on Earth has roots but them. During a chat with Tommy's teacher Mr. Randell, Dick learns that the teenage isn't "fitting in" at school. "Of course I'm not fitting in," snaps Tommy, "to fit in, you have to be something." The question is, what to be? Dick grabs an anthropology book for the answer. "It's loaded with every possible genre of human," he marvels. "It's like a catalogue. We can take our pick." Dick picks the Italians because, according to a swooning Dr. Albright, they're the sexist people on the planet. Meanwhile, Sally's swooning, too -- for Mr. Randell.</desc>
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    <title>Assault With A Deadly Dick - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime ("This planet is in a bad neighborhood," sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817004347 +0000" stop="20260817010544 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Knows Dick - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Dick decides the reason Harry's"odd" is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry -- who then learns that he has a"thing" in his head, a communications device the others knew about all along. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.</desc>
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    <title>Selfish Dick - S01E19</title>
    <desc>The ever-present influence of television turns the Solomons' first trip to a hospital into a madcap exercise in fantasy versus reality. After Mrs. Dubcek cuts her finger, and the sight of blood leave Sally unconscious, Harry and Tommy rush them to the hospital, where the smell of sterile corridors and the gleam of surgical scrubs remind the aliens of the exciting work of their favorite TV doctors -- work that they practice on several unsuspecting patients. Meanwhile, Dick has work issues of his own when Dr. Albright finally gets her long-coveted private office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012742 +0000" stop="20260817014940 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Run - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dick cuts up at a Japanese restaurant, but the big news is that he's there with Dr. Albright, who has finally agreed to date him. But just as they finally consummate their attraction, Harry receives bad news from the home planet: Dick has been replaced by a less benign duplicate, who traps him in the basement and takes charge of Dr. Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014940 +0000" stop="20260817021138 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (1) - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While Dick is trapped in the basement, Evil Dick begins a plan to impregnate all women in Ohio.</desc>
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    <title>See Dick Continue to Run (2) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the help of the other aliens, Dick escapes from the box and vanquishes Evil Dick, who is escorted back to his planet by Dennis Rodman, revealed as another alien.</desc>
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    <title>Hotel Dick - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aghast at the treatment of aliens in a hit science fiction movie, the Solomons attend a science fiction convention to try to set the record straight -- and Sally's first experience of hotels get her hooked on room service.</desc>
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    <title>Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Relationships are in jeopardy: Sally and Mr. Randall are fighting, and Dick suggests that sex will solve their problem; Harry goes on a video blind date; and August tests Tommy's loyalty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817031732 +0000" stop="20260817033930 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Ado About Dick - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Albright is afraid to be seen with Dick in public as a couple, the Solomons discover the human obsession with what other people think. In the end, Dick and Albright come out with their relationship at a faculty party. Meanwhile, sparks once again fly when Sally runs into Officer Don and decides she is going to be a cop, but Dick forbids it; and Tommy is frustrated by not having transportation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817033930 +0000" stop="20260817040128 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick the Vote - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Harry runs for city councilman, Dick discovers the complexity of the democratic system and struggles to make the right vote.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040128 +0000" stop="20260817042326 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fourth and Dick - S02E07</title>
    <desc>During Pendleton's Homecoming weekend, Dick learns firsthand the importance people place in competition. Tommy has a crush on his Glee Club teacher. Sally makes Nina her best friend. Harry gets a job as a security officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042326 +0000" stop="20260817044524 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>World's Greatest Dick - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Fueling his own ego, Dick forces Tommy into a special school for gifted students; Sally is mistaken for a drag queen; Harry dabbles in magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817044524 +0000" stop="20260817050722 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother The Alien - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Mrs. Dubcek asks the aliens to baby-sit her infant nephew. Dick discovers he's not very good at taking care of things when he kills Albright's fish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817050722 +0000" stop="20260817052921 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Sally begins to chafe at her role as the female when Dick invites Mrs. Dubcek and her daughter Vicki for Thanksgiving dinner; but Harry and Vicki hit it off atop the dinner table. Meanwhile, it becomes a true American holiday when Tommy fights with Dick and runs away to a pool hall.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817052921 +0000" stop="20260817055119 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Jokes - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A jealous Dick decides to show Mary how funny he is after she asks another professor to emcee a college fund-raiser she's organizing. Meanwhile, Harry loses his beloved coat, and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes, providing lots of unnoticed slapstick humor.</desc>
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    <title>Jolly Old St. Dick - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Solomons experience their first Christmas. Dick is disillusioned but finally gets the Christmas spirit. Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the mall. Harry takes a job as a mall Santa's assistant and discovers that he isn't the real Santa. Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August. Albright gets drunk on rum balls.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817061317 +0000" stop="20260817063516 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proud Dick - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Because of his pride over a parking space, Dick quits his job at the university and gets one at Rusty's Burgers. Harry loses his memory and becomes paranoid thinking aliens are taking over the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817063516 +0000" stop="20260817065714 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romeo &amp; Juliet &amp; Dick - S02E14</title>
    <desc>When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of "Romeo and Juliet", Dick takes the role a little too seriously. Tommy works as the prop guy and when Mrs. Dubcek drinks Juliet's sleeping potion, Harry impersonates her and entertains her friends. Sally tries to get Officer Don to fix Albright's parking tickets and learns that he can't really do it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817065714 +0000" stop="20260817071912 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilty as Dick - S02E15</title>
    <desc>While doing a favor for Dr. Albright, Dick sprains his ankle and discovers the power of guilt. Harry, desiring his own room, moves into a tree house. Tommy uses Sally to sell chocolate for a school fund-raiser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817071912 +0000" stop="20260817074110 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on One Knee - S02E16</title>
    <desc>A Frenchman asks Sally to marry him, so he can stay in the country. Sally plans her wedding and assigns duties to the family. Tommy discovers he has a talent for flower arranging and styling. Dick is inspired to discuss marriage with Albright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074110 +0000" stop="20260817080308 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Same Old Song and Dick - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Dick attempts to get the magic back in his relationship, he learns it was never missing - their rut is really comfort. Sally and Harry switch jobs. Sally discovers Harry's job is more difficult that it appears, while Harry finds himself enjoying the housework and having a purpose. Tommy finds, to his delight, that August is not perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817080308 +0000" stop="20260817082507 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Brake for Dick - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Consumed with guilt after running over a chipmunk, Dick becomes an animal rights activist, forcing his views on Albright and the family. Tommy writes a letter to an advice columnist after neglecting to ask August to the Spring Dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082507 +0000" stop="20260817084705 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Behaving Badly - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When the family accuses Dick of being "whipped" by Albright, Harry helps him become his own man. Sally and Tommy have a showdown with the game Monopoly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817084705 +0000" stop="20260817090904 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dickmalion - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Albright fails to get "in" with Rutherford's high society, Dick ends up making the cut, but discovers it's not what it's cracked up to be; Sally and Harry try wrestling; to impress a girl, Tommy becomes a punk at school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817090904 +0000" stop="20260817093102 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sensitive Dick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to take sensitivity training after he comes down too hard on his students and they make a complaint against him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. Officer Don tries to teach Tommy how to drive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817093102 +0000" stop="20260817095300 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Work For Dick - S02E22</title>
    <desc>When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Dr. Albright.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817095300 +0000" stop="20260817101458 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifteen Minutes of Dick - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Sally becomes a pseudo celebrity when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant, and Dick becomes jealous while Tommy's school life is affected by Sally's newfound fame. As Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping Sally on top.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817101458 +0000" stop="20260817103657 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Single Girl - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A shy and brainy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realizes why she's attracted to Officer Don: his uniform. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry write a "killer" episode of The X-Files.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817103657 +0000" stop="20260817105855 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (1) - S02E25</title>
    <desc>When Dr. Albright announces she is going to Borneo for a year, Dick decides to ask her to marry him. Because of his anxiety Dick experiences his first nightmare leading the other aliens to believe that Dick's brain is breaking down creating more anxiety and nightmares for Sally and Tommy. Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so they can return for emergency maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and risk dying as a human than to go back and chance not returning in Mary's lifetime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105855 +0000" stop="20260817112053 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Nightmare on Dick Street (2) - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Shaken by dreams, the Solomons may have to return home for repairs. But Dick doesn't want to go---he wants to marry Mary.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817112053 +0000" stop="20260817114251 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an unpleasant order from the home planet on the hour-long third-season opener: he must marry the Big Giant Head's niece Janet. As Sally, Harry and Tommy escort Janet on the rocket to Earth, the bride-to-be sets out to prove that she's a true domestic goddess, brushing up on her skills by reading The Joy of Cooking, The Joy of Sex -- and The Joy of Yiddish. But a defiant Dick is sticking by Mary; whether Mary will stick by Dick is another question. Meanwhile, Janet's arrival in Rutherford is anything but quiet: Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114251 +0000" stop="20260817120449 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fun with Dick and Janet (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to hide his Janet predicament from Mary; Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817120449 +0000" stop="20260817122647 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tricky Dick - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary take out their frustrations about their broken engagement on each other and begin an elaborate game of practical-joke one-upmanship, while Sally eyes her disinterested yoga instructor and Tommy reluctantly joins a garage band, with Harry as his roadie</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122647 +0000" stop="20260817124845 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick-In-Law - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Dick inadvertently lets a huge skeleton out of Mary's parents' closet when he accompanies her on a trip to see her folks, while Sally adjusts to new closet space when she temporarily moves in with Nina.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817124845 +0000" stop="20260817131043 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scaredy Dick - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dick turns out to be a scaredy cat when faced with the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit at Albright's house on Halloween night -- that's bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters -- and Harry stays home alone, except for some very weird noises coming from the basement.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817131043 +0000" stop="20260817133113 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moby Dick - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Dick is forced to diet when he discovers he's put on an enormous amount of weight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817133113 +0000" stop="20260817135311 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eleven Angry Men &amp; One Dick - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Dick longs for the chance to administer his "unique brand of jurisprudence" when he's called for jury duty; Sally falls for an "artist" [ to Officer Don's chagrin ]; and Tommy and Harry help Albright with a "preverbal" project [ they must remain mute for five days ].</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135311 +0000" stop="20260817141509 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Friend in Dick - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Dick, friendless after his breakup with Albright, tries to shoehorn Officer Don into his life as best friend and constant companion... with mixed results. Sally shanghais the slickly popular dancer Peter Connelly ("King of the Jig") to Johnny Foam's Cafe as a sacrificial lamb for her moody artist boyfriend Seth, and is horrified to learn that rather than the dark and tortured soul the fell for, Seth is a poseur... and a jig fan. Harry tries to get a job so he can buy Tommy some roller blades, but lacking the required diploma, he must first weather the indignities of night school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141509 +0000" stop="20260817143707 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seven Deadly Clips - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817143707 +0000" stop="20260817145905 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom, Dick and Mary - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy tells Dick he'd really like to meet a woman closer to his real age, say someone like Angie Dickinson. Sally says it's time for her to go out and look for a real job. Dick thinks Harry's watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy goes to Mary's to return her magnifying glass that Dick has broken, and Mary observes how immature Dick is. They start talking and are immediately engrossed in a discussion about the Aztecs. Their mutual attraction is obvious. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man who's very impressed by her appearance and couldn't care less about her lack of typing skills. Dick is wild with curiosity when Mary has a lunch date with a mystery man named Tom. August tries to resume her relationship with Tommy, but he tells her he's seeing someone.
Tommy asks Dick if he's still interested in Mary, and Dick pretends he couldn't care less; Tommy couldn't be happier. Sally likes her new job, but she's already been advised that she</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817145905 +0000" stop="20260817152103 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jailhouse Dick - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's doing the right thing when he offers to personally rehabilitate a criminal, but winds up doing more harm than good; Sally tries to help Mary find a new home for Pepper; and Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817152103 +0000" stop="20260817154301 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick on a Roll - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real -- and turns him into an angry advocate for handicapped rights. Meanwhile, Dubcek's daughter Vicki visits but decides to become celibate, much to Harry's chagrin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817154301 +0000" stop="20260817160500 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Dickdater - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that it's time to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and return the money to the owner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817160500 +0000" stop="20260817162657 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (1) - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha [ Cindy Crawford ], who's been won over by Harry's simple charms,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162657 +0000" stop="20260817164855 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>36! 24! 36! Dick! (2) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha (Crawford), who's been won over by Harry's simple charms, Dick an</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164855 +0000" stop="20260817171054 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pickles &amp; Ice Cream - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Harry's pet follows him to Earth -- in human form; Sally visits her first gynecologist and decides to pretend she is pregnant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817171054 +0000" stop="20260817173252 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Auto EuroDicka - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets in line at the movies, then doesn't understand why Dr. Albright gets upset when he keeps talking about the encounter. Dick learns that the woman is the mother of one of his students, Bug, whose father and brothers pay a visit to Dick in an effort to teach him to show a little more respect. Sally decides she needs her own car, and she, Harry, and Tommy learn about the joys of shopping at a used car lot, where they learn that the salesman is decidedly not a "friend who's there to help."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817173252 +0000" stop="20260817175450 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Tommy, tired of having to handle all of the "kid" duties [when in reality he's the oldest member of the mission], decides to retire. After he spends some time at a retirement home, he changes his mind, realizing that a big part of what makes you old is acting -- and being treated - like your old. Dick, thinking that Mary is anguished because she never got a chance to fulfill her fantasy of becoming a torch singer, tries to help her to realize that dream. He learns that sometimes the choices we make between two career paths can be right on the money. In a moment of weakness, Officer Don steals a pair of Sally's panties, and makes a series of vain attempts to return them without being caught in the act.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817175450 +0000" stop="20260817181648 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stuck with Dick - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Dick wants to get back together with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick. Their first (and only) stop: Mary's house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181648 +0000" stop="20260817183846 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Daddy's Little Girl - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life, while Harry walks into Rutherford College's vacant radio studio and begins his career as a shock jock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817183846 +0000" stop="20260817190044 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Physics of Being Dick - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's research assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change for himself (he wants to be a cop) after a disastrous Career Day at Tommy's school.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817190044 +0000" stop="20260817192242 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just Your Average Dick - S03E22</title>
    <desc>John Cleese puts his zaniness to good use in a two-part guest shot as a new professor who's even nuttier than Dick. And smarter. He's hotshot Dr. Liam Neesam, and he's a little too good at everything he does. He makes his first appearance in Part 1, as Albright (Curtin) is getting fed up with the fact that Dick -- and the rest of the Solomons, for that matter -- are "weird." "It's like being around the Addams Family," she moans. So Dick sets out to make his brood "average," and succeeds so completely that Albright finds him boring. Enter the off-kilter Dr. Neesam, who she thinks is kind of charming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817192242 +0000" stop="20260817194440 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and the Other Guy - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor -- and a rival for Albright's affections -- with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally feels that she's losing her touch with men after Don seems to lose interest in her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194440 +0000" stop="20260817200638 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally and Don's First Kiss - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Sally turns to romance novels for inspiration when it's time for her first kiss with Officer Don. Unfortunately, whether they try it on a windy, moonlit bluff or in the Solomons' kitchen, the kiss just isn't special enough. Sally becomes resigned to breaking up with Don, but when she goes to the police stable to tell him, the magical combination of horses, thunder, lightning, and Don's newfound forcefulness combine to make Sally realize Don's the guy for her after all. Dick is perturbed because Lucy the cafeteria lady charges him -- and only him -- for crackers. Realizing he has no control over her inexplicable dislike for him allows him to free himself from being bothered by her unjust treatment. Harry graduates from night school, and he and fellow classmates Mrs. DeGuzman and Larry reminisce about all the great times they had together during their ten-week enrollment.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817200638 +0000" stop="20260817202836 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Aliens Camp - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Dick takes the family camping as a mission bonding activity. At the campsite, the family and Mary all become angry with Dick -- the family because he lies about bringing Mary along after he tells them it's "family only," and Mary because he tells her the family doesn't mind she's coming along. After they all cast him out, Dick goes off by himself and attempts to form a new society with a troop of Beaver Scouts he encounters. The Solomons assume Dick is lost and set out to find him. They (especially Sally, who resents her command being usurped) initially reject Mary's offers of help in finding Dick... until they realize she knows a lot more about the outdoors than they do.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817202836 +0000" stop="20260817205034 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tooth Harry - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Mary is asked to appear in a new Pendelton University promotional video. Dick whines until he is also allowed to participate. Unfortunately, neither of them shares the director's vision of what their "performances" should be like, and they are unceremoniously replaced by other "actors" (including Tommy). Harry volunteers to drive Nina to the dentist. A romance develops, but fizzles when the money Harry leaves under Nina's pillow as a Tooth Fairy reward is misinterpreted, and Nina, highly offended, throws him out. Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment, but his glee soon turns to gloom when she starts seeing the place as less of a love nest and more of a one-woman party zone that she can trash whenever she wants to. When Don calls her attention to her inconsiderate behavior, she apologizes -- but he still takes back his key.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205034 +0000" stop="20260817211232 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary - S03E27</title>
    <desc>The Solomons wind up their third season -- and perhaps their mission on Earth -- with a romantic dinner party that turns predictably raucous. The chef is Tommy, who has just "come out" as a gourmet. The guests: Dick and Mary, Don and Sally and Harry and Mrs. Dubcek's amorous daughter Vicki, who is back in his life. The trouble is, Vicki's jealous ex-boyfriend is hot on her trail. He's also hot to "put a hurt" on the competition and kidnaps Harry just before he transmits a message from the Big Giant Head. The other Solomons miss the communique, which promises devastating consequences for the family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817211232 +0000" stop="20260817213430 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213430 +0000" stop="20260817215629 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Mad Dick - S04E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary is named the new dean, Dick assumes her power also applies to him, and wastes no time in firing his nemesis from the lunchroom, Lucy -- who immediately files a grievance. Meanwhile, an excited Sally prepared to lose her virginity to Don, but finds herself unable to discuss the event with anyone.</desc>
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    <title>Feelin' Albright - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Sally learns that she's not Don's first girlfriend, she is consumed with retrospective jealousy and determines to track down his exes. Meanwhile, Dick learns what it's like to be the dean's boyfriend when everyone ignores him at a function except the other "faculty wives". He decides to prove his worth by staging a fashion show to raise money for repairs to the campus statue, but succeeds in raising only $100 above expenses. Meanwhile, Harry and Tommy "creep out" Mrs. Dubcek by setting themselves up in business with a lemonade stand.</desc>
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    <title>Collect Call for Dick - S04E04</title>
    <desc>After Dick almost bites into a "Fuzzy Buddy" in a fast-food restaurant burger, he becomes obsessed with the collectibles. Meanwhile, Tommy goes overboard on school spirit when he becomes the basketball team's mascot. The Solomons confront the collector mentality when they discover Fuzzy Buddies -- highly collectible small plush animal toys. Sally enjoys the thrill of the hunt and the prospects for financial rewards, Harry just thinks they're cute, but for Dick it's deeper -- he enjoys the sensation of collecting until it gets to be like a drug for him, and his family and friends have to do an intervention. In an effort to instill "pep" into Tommy, the basketball coach forces him to become the team mascot, "Hootie the Owl." Initially contemptuous, Tommy finds that folks (especially cute cheerleaders) dig him when he's in costume, and the power goes to his head. When the team loses, Tommy, high on school spirit, tackles the coach, landing him in the principal's office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817224026 +0000" stop="20260817230224 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got To Do, Got To Do With Dick? - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dick, frustrated because busy dean Mary never seems to have time for him, finds himself increasingly enchanted with his new officemate, Jennifer. Confused by his feelings, he vows to resist the attraction, but it's too much for him -- they kiss. Sally tries to fix Nina up with Don's friend Eric, then takes it as a personal insult when it doesn't turn out to be a love match. She schemes to bring them back together, but the only passion she manages to ignite between them is their rabid dislike for each other -- hardly a satisfying victory for Sally. Tommy fixes up the "Love Tester" machine at the bar where Harry works, then is miffed that he can't make it go higher than "Cold Fish."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817230224 +0000" stop="20260817232422 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Dick Pentameter! - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Dick tells Mary he thinks they should see other people, and she laughingly agrees, not knowing he already has a candidate lined up--new officemate Jennifer. Dick is fascinated by Jennifer's intoxicating giggle, her adorable penchant for rhyming, and the brave way she copes with her numerous food allergies. Just as a furious Albright learns of Dick's new dalliance, he begins to grow less and less enchanted with Jennifer's eccentricities (particularly the rhyming), and to regret ever having ended things with Mary. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy question the limited functions of the kitchen and the living room, and decide to design an Uber-room with the best elements of each--"the Klivingtchen."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817232422 +0000" stop="20260817234615 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D3: Judgement Day - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Dick decides to dump Jennifer and finagle his way back into Mary's heart as an uproarious three-part romantic misadventure concludes. Dick, who has been driven to distraction by Jennifer's allergies and constant rhyming, is in luck, at least as far as Mary is concerned: she's seen him with Jennifer and is willing to eat some crow to win him back. It would seem that Dick holds all the cards. Now all he has to do is play them. Meanwhile, Officer Don turns Sally on to the joys of bowling, and comes to wish that he hadn't.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817234615 +0000" stop="20260818000814 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indecent Dick - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendelton for a model search, the Solomons react to the issue of nudity in different ways. The idea intrigues Sally, who decides to pose---which infuriates Don, who chooses to cancel his lifetime subscription. As for Dick, he encourages Sally, but becomes apoplectic when he learns that Mary posed for art photos 20 years before. And Harry? He simply takes off his clothes. "I just wanted to find out if this whole clothes thing is just a big scam," he explains. Meanwhile, Tommy's overdressed: he wants to impress his new lab partner Alissa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818000814 +0000" stop="20260818003012 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Dick! - S04E09</title>
    <desc>As the New Year approaches, Dick is in despair because he feels he hasn't accomplished anything all year. Meanwhile, Don gives Sally a necklace, then earrings, for Christmas but she wants more. Dick, pondering the significance of New Year's Eve, fears that he's done nothing of consequence in 1998. When he mistakenly thinks it's midnight a few minutes early, he embraces Mary and dances with her in the snow -- a perfect moment that he later realizes was not only his most meaningful act of 1998, but also a lovely way to start 1999. Harry hires Larry and Mrs. DeGuzman to work at Happy Doug's Bar with him, but they're both so dang lazy, he fires them both on New Year's Eve. Officer Don gets upset that Sally takes advantage of his nice-guy nature, and he lays down the law -- her cutesy, little-girl cajoling will no longer work on him. Sally realizes that with her feminine appeal comes a great deal of responsibility for using it benevolently, and she vows to do better in the New Year. Tommy,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818003012 +0000" stop="20260818005211 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two-Faced Dick - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head grants Sally's three-year-old request for a "gender reassignment" - and switches her body with Dick's. Meanwhile, Harry takes over Happy Doug's bar while Doug is on vacation. Responding to a three-year-old request from Sally that she be given a male body, the Big Giant Head switches Sally's body with Dick's. Each of them has to cope with all the thorny details of gender reassignment, including such specifics as how to deal with men's catcalls, and where to find cute shoes in Dick's size. Plus, each of them has to successfully maintain the other's romantic relationship. They each get as far as a kiss, but before things go any further, their request to switch back is granted, leaving them both far more knowledgeable about what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex. Also, vacationing Doug leaves Harry in charge of the bar, which turns ugly when some tough-looking bikers start hanging out there. Just when Harry and Tommy have decided that the bikers aren't such ba</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818005211 +0000" stop="20260818011408 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dick receives an invitation to a family reunion that was meant for someone else, but decides to put down 'roots' and pass himself off as Richard Solomon, the long-missing nephew of Abe and Florence Solomon in Indiana. But acquiring an extended family proves to have its drawbacks when Dick, Sally Harry and Tommy go to Indiana with Mary to meet their new relatives and discover the reason why the real Richard Solomon dropped out of sight 43 years ago. While Harry immediately clicks with crotchety Uncle Abe, Cousin Jacob is decidedly frosty to Dick. Meanwhile, Cousin Janine is more than frosty (she's downright freaked) when Tommy tries to get friendly with her. "We're very distant cousins," he wails. "You have no idea how distant we are."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818011408 +0000" stop="20260818013606 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Taxes - S04E12</title>
    <desc>After three years on the planet, the Solomons finally learn about an organization called the IRS. They also learn that they owe it $9500. What to do? Dick's idea: "We can lie." Dick's never paid taxes, and after trying to fill out the forms himself, he enlists Mary's help. When he sees how much he owes, he decides to be the only American ever to think of the brilliant idea of cheating on his taxes. When Dick gets an audit notice, Tommy has to fudge an explanation for what each family member has been doing for the past six years. The auditor, however, doesn't buy any of it -- even the "we're aliens" defense, which he's heard before. The Solomons agree to pay their hefty tax bill, and thank their lucky stars their true identities are still a secret. As part of the tax deception, Sally pretends she had a failed home business -- a hair salon -- but when she puts up the sign, women start pouring in. Sally enjoys the camaraderie and the gossip, but never quite gets the hang of cutting hair,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013606 +0000" stop="20260818015805 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sally Forth - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When Sally tells Officer Don she can't take living with Dick, Harry, and Tommy anymore, he assumes that she wants him to propose. Sally realizes, however, that what she really wants is to start living as an independent woman, and they tearfully break off their engagement. When Dick has a tenant-landlord dispute with the Dubceks, he casts Harry out of the family for consorting with the enemy. The situation escalates to the point where Dick, frozen and filthy, is reduced to squatting in his apartment without benefit of heat or lights. The feud ends when Dick realizes he was so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to an important milestone in Sally's life -- her all-too-brief engagement. When Alissa, the girl of his dreams, gets detention, Tommy works hard to get punished as well, in the hopes that it will provide him with the perfect opportunity to ask her out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818015805 +0000" stop="20260818022004 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paranoid Dick - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Albright's feeling a little uncertain about her waning power at the college, and Dick eggs her on into full-blown paranoia. As a result, she gets caught breaking into another professor's office looking for evidence of a nonexistent conspiracy against her, and winds up losing her deanship. Meanwhile, Vicki Dubcek convinces Sally that the perfect thing to help her get over her breakup with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen. Vicki and Sally engage in the rituals of backstage flirtation with a seductive Neil Diamond impersonator. Harry manages to win big at gambling without getting hooked, but loses all of his winnings to the lure of the casino gift shop.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818022004 +0000" stop="20260818024202 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The House That Dick Built - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Dick feels like his control over the mission is falling to pieces when Sally decides to move out, and Harry considers having a baby with Vicki Dubcek. Dick tries to sabotage Sally's attempts to find a new place, but Sally decides to rent the apartment over Mrs. Dubcek's garage, Dick breaks in, posing as an intruder, to scare Sally into moving back home, but she beats the tar out of him. Meanwhile, Harry's debating whether or not he should have a baby with Vicki because he's unsure, both of his and Vicki's parenting abilities, and of the consequences of human/alien interbreeding. The two of them drop in on the house where Tommy's helping Alissa baby-sit so Harry can take the baby for a "test drive." When he sees how good Vicki is with the baby, he knows everything's going to be fine. Also, Tommy tries to figure out whether or not he's officially Alissa's "boyfriend."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818024202 +0000" stop="20260818030401 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superstitious Dick - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Dick receives a chain letter, but hesitates to discard it when he sees all of the ill fortune that befalls Mary after she scoffs and tosses hers out. When Dick does throw his away, he worries that he won't receive the prestigious physics grant he's applied for, and becomes obsessed with oddball charms and superstitious behaviors he thinks will bring him luck. What he doesn't realize until too late is that his weird behavior itself has caused him to lose the grant. Sally discovers the wonders of the Hardware Stop Superstore with the help of hunky and extremely competent employee Justin, and begins concocting problems just to spend time with him. Harry, whose orange shirt looks exactly like the Hardware Stop uniform, is baffled when other customers keep asking him to help them make keys, weigh bags of nails, and answer hardware questions. Also, chagrined that Alissa seems to have a massive crush on the Rutherford Ice Hogs' star hockey player, Tommy becomes concerned that he's not manly e</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818030401 +0000" stop="20260818032559 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y2dicK - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Dick, who's never figured out computers, decides it's time to get plugged in. He discovers e-mail and the internet, and withdraws completely from the physical world, relying on take-out food, chat rooms, and live video feeds, and shutting out people, fresh air, and sunlight. When Mary tries to drag him away, he knocks over a Big Gulp cup, shorting out his system. Venturing outside to find the fuse box, Dick realizes that his computer wasn't keeping him connected to the world -- it was keeping him separated. Sally and Tommy go to buy a new TV set, but the more they learn about the available technology, the less satisfied they are with each purchase they make, until they've upgraded themselves into near-bankruptcy. Sadder but wiser, they return their expensive audiovisual equipment to the store. Also, Harry's all for trying to have a baby with Vicki, until the whole medical-science part of it makes it impossible for him to get in the mood. He tells Vicki it's the natural way or no way, a</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818032559 +0000" stop="20260818034757 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818034757 +0000" stop="20260818040955 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen Solomon - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Now that Sally's moved out and won't clean for them anymore, the male Solomons decide that it's time to get a maid. They hire Mary's cleaning woman, Cathy, an inscrutable woman who makes their place sparkle. Overwhelmed by the results, the Solomons begin thinking of Cathy less as help and more as a treasured family member -- despite the fact that Cathy gives them no encouragement to do so. Meanwhile, Sally, jealous of the guys' affection for Cathy, decides that she'll turn the tables -- if Cathy can "steal" Sally's family, Sally can steal Cathy's. Finally, Cathy, tired of the Solomons' intrusion into her private life, quits. Also, Tommy joins the staff of the school paper and is made editor, displaying a penchant for unearthing scandals both real and imagined. Busy with his new duties, Tommy assigns ex-girlfriend August to review Alissa in "My Fair Lady." August's review is unflattering but honest, and Tommy, true to his journalistic ideals, decides to run it. When confronted by a tear</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818040955 +0000" stop="20260818043154 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alien Hunter - S04E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious woman, Charlotte, turns up in Dick's life, claiming first to be auditing his class, then to be writing an article about him, then to be an "intellectual groupie." She charms Sally, Tommy, and Harry, who are happy to oblige when she offers to help plan the surprise birthday party that Dick has demanded they throw him. Dick is too busy having his ego stroked, and the family is too busy being grateful for her help, to wonder what Charlotte's real story is -- which they regret when they learn she's an alien hunter, come to dissect Dick's brain with the help of her hulking son, Ned. Although Charlotte's called all the invitees to tell them the party's canceled, they begin showing up anyway, interrupting the skull-cutting process. Ned ties them all up in Mrs. Dubcek's basement. Sally, Harry, Tommy, Don, and the others run upstairs just as the FBI arrives to capture Charlotte, a well-known crackpot who has mistakenly thought any number of innocent citizens to be aliens. The Solom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818043154 +0000" stop="20260818045352 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick vs. Strudwick - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Dick's faculty nemesis, Dr. Vincent Strudwick, writes a physics book that's hailed as a work of genius. When Dick realizes that writing a better book would expose him as a superior alien being, he seeks another means of getting even, finally seizing on Strudwick's displeasure at learning that his teenage daughter Alissa is dating dreaded Solomon spawn Tommy. Dick manipulates Alissa to cause trouble between her and her father, and the conflict comes to a head at the taping of a TV panel show about Strudwick's book, which erupts into Jerry Springer-style fisticuffs. Meanwhile, Sally and Don, feeling "lonely" since their breakup, find themselves succumbing to "ex sex." Also, once Albright befriends a group of misfit Nobel laureates who are in town to hail the publication of Strudwick's book, she can't shake them -- they've imprinted on her like a litter of helpless kittens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818045352 +0000" stop="20260818051550 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Near Dick Experience - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Sally, Harry, and Tommy narrowly miss being crushed by a chandelier at a restaurant, their near-death experience fills them with a new reverence for life -- and fills Dick with jealousy that he wasn't able to share this deep experience. The newly enlightened trio volunteers at a soup kitchen for the homeless, and Dick signs up for a wilderness hiking trip with Mary, hoping like the dickens that he'll lose his footing and find serenity via a near-death experience of his own. While Dick is trying desperately to have his own near-miss with death, the others learn that their new appreciation for every leaf, every bird, and every fellow man is fading rapidly with the passage of every hour. Sally, Tommy, and Harry have just about returned to being their blasé, uncaring selves just as Dick joins them on the roof, bursting with news about how he's just managed to escape death's clutches in a car accident. Now Dick's found a new love for life, but he's still the odd man out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818051550 +0000" stop="20260818053748 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (1) - S04E23</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818053748 +0000" stop="20260818055946 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Big Giant Headache (2) - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reeling in the aftermath of his demotion, Dick has to get used to taking orders from everyone else in the crew -- even Harry -- a humiliating experience that makes it difficult for him to perform sexually. Even though she didn't want to believe the family's taunts about the reasons for her promotion, Sally finally realizes Stone only made her High Commander because of her looks. Stone makes a pass at Albright, who declines and tells Dick, who's psyched that Stone's changed his mind about Mary. Stone goes to the prom with Tommy and Alissa, where a drunken Stone dumps a punchbowl over Alissa's head, then serenades the promgoers -- including a bedazzled Vicki, who decided it was finally time to attend her junior prom -- with "Close To You." In the high school hallway, Stone encounters Vicki and "beams" her up to his "bachelor pod" for some lovin'. The next morning, Vicki turns up pregnant, and her pregnancy develops to full term in a matter of moments. Stone, who had been planning to make</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818055946 +0000" stop="20260818062146 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode I: The Baby Menace - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818062146 +0000" stop="20260818064344 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick for Tat - S05E02</title>
    <desc>After he learns that Mary once had a fling with Dr. Strudwick, Dick determines that he must retaliate -- but he has to convince Mrs. Strudwick to take part in his plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064344 +0000" stop="20260818070543 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fifth Solomon - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The Solomons don't realize how fond they are of their car until Dick wrecks it. Meanwhile, Harry finds out about insurance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818070543 +0000" stop="20260818072741 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dial M for Dick - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The Solomons attend an interactive murder mystery at a mansion, but they don't have a clue that other guests are actors and that the action is scripted.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818072741 +0000" stop="20260818074939 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick &amp; Tuck - S05E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Mary and Nina drooling over a photo of Harrison Ford, Dick looks into the possibility of undergoing plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Harry has his outlook changed after the surgeon assesses his features and pronounces them perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818074939 +0000" stop="20260818081139 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner? - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The Solomons learn about racism when they mistakenly attend a white power rally, then enter a poetry contest for elementary school students.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818081139 +0000" stop="20260818083337 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex and the Sally - S05E07</title>
    <desc>While Sally finds out about birth control and Dick learns about tipping, Tommy and Harry discover the rewards of panhandling.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818083337 +0000" stop="20260818085535 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charitable Dick - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Dick finds out what it means to be charitable when he attends a charity auction and gets into a bidding war with Strudwick over a worthless painting. Meanwhile, Sally tries to stop snoring, and Harry and Tommy attempt to write a new statement for the Solomons' mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818085535 +0000" stop="20260818091733 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Albright gets a grant to make a documentary about the Solomons, whom she admits she has been studying for the past four years and has concluded are "the typical American family." Taking this as the ultimate tribute to the success of their secret mission, Dick orders everyone to cooperate, but when the action begins, all sorts of dramatic revelations occur. To cover up their true secret, the aliens find themselves inventing escalating cover stories: Sally is really a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed (but only because Dick beats him), Harry is an alcoholic, and Dick -- well, Dick is a posturing, authoritarian fool. Who'd have thought it?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818091733 +0000" stop="20260818093932 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When the aliens' washer and dryer break down, Harry, Tommy and Sally discover a whole new world at the laundromat: the men flirt outrageously, while Sally becomes the Judge Judy of laundry offences. Meanwhile, Mary suggests that she and Dick expand their social lives by finding another couple to spend time with, and when the other couple starts to avoid them, they assume it is because of Dick's bizarre behavior -- only to discover it's she they don't like.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818093932 +0000" stop="20260818100130 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When he learns that Mary is seeing a therapist, Dick's paranoid about what she might be saying about him. Meanwhile, Tommy's intimidated about having sex with Alissa when he finds that it won't be her first experience. When Mary's rebellious niece Tiffany comes on to him, he is only to happy to dispose of his virginity -- and to inform Alissa he has solved "their" problem. (Can this be the end of Alissa?)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818100130 +0000" stop="20260818102329 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns - S05E12</title>
    <desc>William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818102329 +0000" stop="20260818104527 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rutherford Beauty - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Dick gets in trouble with Mary when he shares with her his compulsive erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally tries everyone's patience when she becomes a fanatical follower of a lifestyle guru a la Marta Stewart, and Mary asks her to cater her dinner party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104527 +0000" stop="20260818110726 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Little Dick Went to Market - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice -- the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110726 +0000" stop="20260818112924 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Youth is Wasted on the Dick - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818112924 +0000" stop="20260818115122 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Strikes Out - S05E16</title>
    <desc>When a new chancellor shakes things up at Pendleton, Dick gets a striking idea and convinces his fellow faculty members to resign en masse. Meanwhile, Tommy takes a job at a pretzel stand at the mall, but finds that working for girlfriend Alissa isn't as much fun as he expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115122 +0000" stop="20260818121321 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dick? - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Over Mary's objections that she can't dance, Dick insists that together they can win the school Badger Day dance contest. Meanwhile, Sally and Alissa become pals -- and when they go clothes shopping together, Tommy's frustrated because Sally has a chance to see Alissa naked in the dressing room. Meanwhile, when Harry and Nina join the contest, it soon becomes clear to Dick that if he wants to win, he'll have to change partners to dance. A competitive Dick enters the Badger Day dance contest but when his tangle footed partner Mary quits in disgust, he commandeers Harry's date, the more nimble Nina, out from under his nose. Elsewhere, just when it appears that Sally will finally become friends with Alissa, she turns vindictive when Alissa accidentally walks in on Officer Don and sees him "au natural."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121321 +0000" stop="20260818123519 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dick and Harry tumble down an abandoned airshaft, prompting a televised search-and-rescue headed by an eccentric Scottish expert known as "the Hole," who promptly clashes with an agitated Sally over his unorthodox rescue method. Meanwhile, down in their dark prison, an excitable Dick finally loses control while Zen-like Harry remains cool and calm. Above ground, Tommy tries to make a fast buck by hawking souvenirs of his trapped friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123519 +0000" stop="20260818125718 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie Goes to Rutherford - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series and makes Dick (unaware Frank is gay) jealous. When Frank confesses he has a secret, Dick jumps to the conclusion that Frank is also an alien, "comes out" to Frank, and is soon cavorting in Rutherford's finest gay bar while thinking it is a hangout for other covert aliens. Meanwhile, the other Solomons plan a bank robbery, but fall prey to mutual suspicion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125718 +0000" stop="20260818131916 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Solomon's Day Off - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While Dick discovers the pleasures of faking "a sick day," the other Solomons find new kicks listening to cell-phone calls on Officer Don's misplaced scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131916 +0000" stop="20260818134115 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1) - S05E21</title>
    <desc>It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134115 +0000" stop="20260818140314 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2) - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The Big Giant Head has revealed to Dick that he is his father, and so would like to get to know his girlfriend Mary better; however, Mary gets drunk at the dinner party and reveals that she has slept with over forty men in her lifetime. The Big Giant Head orders Dick to break up with Mary so he decides to run away with her, before Tommy reminds him that Earth children defy their parents all the time. Meanwhile, Vicki invites Harry's new girlfriend Janice to Tommy's graduation, where she attempts to kill her from beneath the bleachers; however, Sally quickly realizes what's going on and rushes to intervene before it is too late. The time comes for Tommy's speech, but he puts aside talking about his achievements to try to convince Alissa to forgive him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140314 +0000" stop="20260818142512 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Les Liaisons Dickgereuses - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's rich, spoiled sister Renata arrives in Rutherford. Dick formulates a plan to help Mary get the best of her once and for all. But Dick's falls in temptation when he gets a chance to live a life of luxury.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142512 +0000" stop="20260818144710 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear and Loathing in Rutherford - S06E02</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to reconcile with Alissa, Tommy goes to her house with the feeble excuse that she still has the beer tap they rented for the senior party and he needs to return it. Strudwick snidely tells Tommy that he thought Alissa had given him his walking papers. But Alissa surprises her father by leaving the house with Tommy carrying a suitcase (containing the beer tap). A few hours later Strudwick goes to the Solomons' apartment looking for Alissa. Mrs. Dubcek observes that the evidence points to an elopement. Dick and Strudwick enlist Mary's help and drive off to stop the wedding.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144710 +0000" stop="20260818150908 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Indickscretion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Dick invites Sally and Don to join himself and Mary on a date. But when the conversation turns to their sex lives, Don and Mary have adverse reactions. Meanwhile, Dick and Harry take a road trip, but only get as far as the gas station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150908 +0000" stop="20260818153106 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (1) - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Dick, Sally and Harry are bourd so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153106 +0000" stop="20260818155304 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick'll Take Manhattan (2) - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155304 +0000" stop="20260818161503 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why Dickie Can't Teach - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college.
Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being.
On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818161503 +0000" stop="20260818163701 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B.D.O.C. - S06E07</title>
    <desc>The aliens give Tommy a big send-off to college, including two cases of beer and a fake ID, but as he's leaving Sally and Harry get ready to interview his replacement.
The candidates have materialized in the closet and are ready and waiting. Both aliens are sold on Christie, an extremely efficient young woman, until they meet the incredibly handsome Bryce. Sally's bowled over by Bryce and hires him on the spot. Harry's upset, but he's quickly overruled. Meanwhile, Dick drops Tommy off at his dorm, and they reminisce about all the missions they've been on together.
Sally's loving every minute that Bryce is around, but after Bryce's first day on the job, Dick decides to go get Tommy and bring him back. Tommy's already enjoying college and flirting with girls. Dick arrives and tries to convince Tommy to come home and go to Pendleton if he must go to college, but Tommy says he's not leaving. He does manage to convince Tommy that to impress the girls and really make a name for himself he ha</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818163701 +0000" stop="20260818165859 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red, White &amp; Dick - S06E08</title>
    <desc>After attending a football game and observing how enthusiastically the crowd sang "The Star Spangled Banner," Dick observes that humans have a deep love for their country of origin. They'd better get with the program or they'll look very suspicious.
He assigns Tommy the study of the documents that created this country. Harry will cover anthems and epic poetry. Sally will do a microfiche search. Harry is put in charge of equality, since clearly it is one of the foundations of this country. Mary contributes that America offers so many freedoms: press, speech, assembly. Her family came over on the Mayflower. Nina says her family came over on a different boat but surely hooked up with Mary's family shortly after they arrived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818165859 +0000" stop="20260818172058 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Digs - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Mary invites Dick to accompany her on an archeological dig, he eagerly accepts; he's seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark," so he knows how exciting and dangerous archeology can be. The Rutherford Garlic Festival is underway, and hotel rooms are at a premium. Since Dick's gone on the dig, the other aliens decide to rent out his bed. Soon the Solomons' apartment becomes "The Inn at Solomon House" with Tommy and Sally committed to giving their guests outstanding service in hopes of earning four stars in the Crown Travel Guide. Harry's not enthusiastic about the new venture, because he gets to do all the dirty work.    At the dig, Dick's disenchanted when Mary gives him a trowel, a brush and an air bulb and tells him to carefully dust the sediment in one square foot of land. Dick grudgingly gets to work and later complains that he's been working five hours and all he's found is a pointy rock. Mary's astonished when she identifies his "pointy rock" as a spear head. She sadly confesses that s</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172058 +0000" stop="20260818174257 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Business Like Dick Business - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Dick and Sally form an act to entertain at children's parties, Mary and Harry get involved in Officer Don's self-defense class.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174257 +0000" stop="20260818180455 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dick Replacement - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Dick and Mary visit Rita, a psychic, together, and Dick scoffs that the whole thing's a rip-off—until the psychic says that Dick and Mary are from two different worlds. She adds that one of these days Dick will leave Mary and go back where he came from. Dick immediately decides that he should devote himself to locating his successor, someone worthy who will wait in the wings until Dick has gone. Later, Sally tells Harry that if the psychic talked about Dick's leaving the planet, she must know they're aliens; they have to kill her.
Dick takes Mary to a singles bar in search of the perfect replacement, but he acts so strangely that the bartender thinks Mary's a hooker and asks them to leave. Harry and Sally set about hatching wildly unrealistic plots designed to do away with the psychic. Nina tells Dick about Gary Hemmings, a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for him. Dick talks with Gary and offers him the chance to replace him; Gary thinks he's being offered a staff position</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180455 +0000" stop="20260818182653 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick's Ark - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes.  Mary decides the two need a weekend off.
Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it.  Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl.  Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area.
Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage.  Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182653 +0000" stop="20260818184852 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Dick - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184852 +0000" stop="20260818191049 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother, My Dick - S06E14</title>
    <desc>When a new alien accidentally arrives through the time space portal, Dick tells Harry and Sally that it's their responsibility to take care of him. And Dick alienates Mary by taking sides with her detested mother as he tries to navigate through the minefield that separates the two women.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191049 +0000" stop="20260818193248 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glengarry Glen Dick - S06E15</title>
    <desc>After Dick and Don each buy half of a timeshare "luxury getaway," they take Mary and Sally on their first vacation there. Meanwhile, Harry's afraid of shrinking now that Tommy's taller than he is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818193248 +0000" stop="20260818195445 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dick Soup for the Soul - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Dick thinks he's found the key to true happiness after reading Mary's favorite self-help book, so he rids himself of all conflict in his life -- including Mary, his main source of friction. Sally tries to help Tommy get into his college fraternity of choice by posing as the Assistant Pledge Master during Hell Week, but her grueling physical tests push Tommy to the limit. Meanwhile, Harry becomes tortured in his quest to re-paint the kitchen ceiling.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195445 +0000" stop="20260818201643 +0000" channel="C349.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Loves Scoochie (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>John Cleese reprises his role as Liam Neesam, Dick's malevolent alien nemesis in the first of a special two-part episode. In part one, Dick intercepts love letters sent to Mary by "Scoochie," a secret admirer, and plots to interject himself into Mary's upcoming assignation at a Renaissance festival with the mystery man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194328 +0000" stop="20260816200802 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816200802 +0000" stop="20260816203414 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203414 +0000" stop="20260816205836 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205836 +0000" stop="20260816212438 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212438 +0000" stop="20260816214910 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214910 +0000" stop="20260816221336 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221336 +0000" stop="20260816223753 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223753 +0000" stop="20260816230209 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230209 +0000" stop="20260816232625 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816232625 +0000" stop="20260816235041 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235041 +0000" stop="20260817001459 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001459 +0000" stop="20260817003915 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003915 +0000" stop="20260817010501 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010501 +0000" stop="20260817012917 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012917 +0000" stop="20260817015342 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015342 +0000" stop="20260817021758 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021758 +0000" stop="20260817024230 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024230 +0000" stop="20260817030652 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030652 +0000" stop="20260817033114 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817033114 +0000" stop="20260817035726 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035726 +0000" stop="20260817042208 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042208 +0000" stop="20260817044810 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817044810 +0000" stop="20260817051946 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051946 +0000" stop="20260817054410 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054410 +0000" stop="20260817060844 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060844 +0000" stop="20260817063456 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063456 +0000" stop="20260817065918 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065918 +0000" stop="20260817072520 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072520 +0000" stop="20260817074952 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074952 +0000" stop="20260817081418 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081418 +0000" stop="20260817083836 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083836 +0000" stop="20260817090252 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090252 +0000" stop="20260817092707 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092707 +0000" stop="20260817095123 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095123 +0000" stop="20260817101541 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101541 +0000" stop="20260817103957 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817103957 +0000" stop="20260817110543 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
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    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112959 +0000" stop="20260817115425 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115425 +0000" stop="20260817121841 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121841 +0000" stop="20260817124313 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124313 +0000" stop="20260817130734 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130734 +0000" stop="20260817133156 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133156 +0000" stop="20260817135808 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135808 +0000" stop="20260817142250 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142250 +0000" stop="20260817144852 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144852 +0000" stop="20260817152029 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152029 +0000" stop="20260817154452 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154452 +0000" stop="20260817160926 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160926 +0000" stop="20260817163538 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817163538 +0000" stop="20260817170000 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817170000 +0000" stop="20260817172602 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172602 +0000" stop="20260817175034 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817175034 +0000" stop="20260817181500 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817181500 +0000" stop="20260817183918 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183918 +0000" stop="20260817190334 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190334 +0000" stop="20260817192750 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192750 +0000" stop="20260817195206 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195206 +0000" stop="20260817201623 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201623 +0000" stop="20260817204039 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204039 +0000" stop="20260817210625 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210625 +0000" stop="20260817213041 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213041 +0000" stop="20260817215507 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215507 +0000" stop="20260817221923 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221923 +0000" stop="20260817224355 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224355 +0000" stop="20260817230817 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230817 +0000" stop="20260817233239 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233239 +0000" stop="20260817235851 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235851 +0000" stop="20260818002333 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002333 +0000" stop="20260818004935 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004935 +0000" stop="20260818012111 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818012111 +0000" stop="20260818014535 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818014535 +0000" stop="20260818021009 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021009 +0000" stop="20260818023621 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023621 +0000" stop="20260818030043 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030043 +0000" stop="20260818032645 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032645 +0000" stop="20260818035117 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
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    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044000 +0000" stop="20260818050416 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050416 +0000" stop="20260818052832 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052832 +0000" stop="20260818055248 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055248 +0000" stop="20260818061706 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818061706 +0000" stop="20260818064122 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818064122 +0000" stop="20260818070708 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818070708 +0000" stop="20260818073124 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818073124 +0000" stop="20260818075549 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818075549 +0000" stop="20260818082005 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082005 +0000" stop="20260818084437 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818084437 +0000" stop="20260818090859 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090859 +0000" stop="20260818093321 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818093321 +0000" stop="20260818095933 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095933 +0000" stop="20260818102415 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102415 +0000" stop="20260818105017 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Rain - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Aramaki joins Team Spring, despite Fujiko's doubts. Hana decides to search for Arashi after hearing that Aramaki met someone who fits the description.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818105017 +0000" stop="20260818112153 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Solstice - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hana and her companions discover a massive underground shelter. They find a survivor’s diary and learn the cruel fate of those who took refuge there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818112153 +0000" stop="20260818114617 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Solstice - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Hana's group and the Team Autumn survivors find the Spring settlement destroyed and abandoned.  Momotaro wakes up among strangers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818114617 +0000" stop="20260818121051 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Heat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>To survive, Hana and the others work together with Team Summer A. On the ship, Hotaru's cousin Hibari tells Natsu that Hotaru is slowly dying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121051 +0000" stop="20260818123703 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cold Dew - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Ango recalls his Harsh upbringing in the program and the brutal graduation test that winnowed the survivors down to the final Team Summer A members.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123703 +0000" stop="20260818130125 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Heat - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Hana becomes convinced that Ango will kill her if she stays in the village. Natsu and the others make landfall near the former Autumn settlement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130125 +0000" stop="20260818132727 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End of Heat - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Ryo orders Hana to join him in searching for a water source underground, putting her in a vulnerable position. In the caves, Ango recalls Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132727 +0000" stop="20260818135159 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost Descends - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Team Summer A banishes Ango and Ryo as Haru and the others mourn the missing Hana. Aramaki leaves the settlement believing she is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135159 +0000" stop="20260818141625 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Summer Begins - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Expecting a trap, Ango and Ryo find and observe Team Summer B, but they are unexpectedly welcomed by the easygoing group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141625 +0000" stop="20260818144043 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain in Ear - S02E03</title>
    <desc>The two newcomers help Team Summer B. As they get to know the group, Ryo doubts their ability to survive. Ango begins to see Natsu as Shigeru.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144043 +0000" stop="20260818150458 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumnal Equinox - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The carefree group enjoys life at sea, but Ryo tests their survival skills. Natsu reveals that Team Summer B is for dropouts, angering Ango.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150458 +0000" stop="20260818152914 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vernal Equinox - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Suspicious, Botan searches Ryo and Ango's belongings while the others look for Arashi. Elsewhere, another survivor learns about the wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152914 +0000" stop="20260818155330 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>White Dew - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Team Summer B gets stuck in a bed of dense algae. they find a large ship and investigate, but Botan is wary. Stranded, Arashi sees the ship's kite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155330 +0000" stop="20260818161748 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Winter Begins - S02E07</title>
    <desc>The team members are separated after the ship's sudden movement. Arashi makes his way to help as Botan's group makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818161748 +0000" stop="20260818164204 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lesser Cold - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Ango's hallucinations lead to perilous situations for him and Arashi. Semimaru has a brush with death while Natsu gathers her courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164204 +0000" stop="20260818170750 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grain Full - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A sanctuary in nature becomes a trap for small mammals and humans alike. Meanwhile, an iron-eating bacteria begins to spread throughout the ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170750 +0000" stop="20260818173206 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain Water - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Fujiko and Chisa reunite with Hana. On the ship, the missiles begin launch prep while Team Summer B learns about Ango's past and the test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173206 +0000" stop="20260818175632 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Greater Cold - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Hana readjusts to other humans. Team Summer B works together to manually disable the missiles, but a series of passcodes complicates the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175632 +0000" stop="20260818182048 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pure Brightness - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Problems persist in the ship as the spreading bacteria begins attacking. The missile countdown continues as the team makes a mad dash to exit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182048 +0000" stop="20260818184519 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spring Begins - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Along with three others, Natsu wakes up with no idea what's happening. The four of them reach an island and try to figure out a way to survive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184519 +0000" stop="20260818190941 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Insects Awaken - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Convinced that Botan has kidnapped them, Natsu and Arashi sneak out of camp and run into another survivor. Finally, Botan reveals what she knows.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190941 +0000" stop="20260818193403 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Snow - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Natsu's clumsiness indirectly leads to Team Summer B to the rest of the group. Her memories help them figure out their location, and their next moves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818193403 +0000" stop="20260818200015 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Autumn Begins - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Arashi, Natsu and Semimaru stumble upon the Team Autumn settlement in the former Kobe region. They seem to be thriving, but their leaders are tyrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818200015 +0000" stop="20260818202457 +0000" channel="C350.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heavy Snow - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In the ruins of Tokyo, Natsu, Arashi and Semimaru meet the sole survivor of Team Winter. Team Spring reaches Mt. Ogino Fuji and finds Natsu's message.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195448 +0000" stop="20260816203731 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and his men prepare for a confrontation with Stanton's renegade soldiers as they converge on the bomb.

Kim becomes suspicious of her host, but is forced to stay because of her status with the police.

Stanton finally breaks down and gives Palmer some unpleasant news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203731 +0000" stop="20260816212142 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jack and Kate try to break Marie's resolve so they can learn the location of the bomb.

Palmer confronts his ex wife with the information that Stanton gave them.

George finally steps down as director of CTU and hands the position over to Tony.

Kim discovers her host's deception.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212142 +0000" stop="20260816220557 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Palmer, Mike and Lynne discuss various ways to dispose of the ticking bomb.  They conclude that the desert is the best place to set it off.

Jack determines that one man must pilot the plane carrying the bomb.  He chooses to fly the plane himself and bids a tearful goodbye to his daughter.

Tony and Michelle become suspicious of a Middle Eastern diplomat who is asking questions about the evidence against Syed Ali.

Palmer departs for Los Angeles so he can be on hand when news of the nuclear bomb reaches the public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220557 +0000" stop="20260816224950 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jack and Michelle question Syed Ali, who claims that the audio recordings are false.

Palmer prepares to wage war against the three countries who were involved in the nuclear strike.

Kim gets caught in a hostage situation.

Jack is contacted by a man who wants to exchange information for Kate Warner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224950 +0000" stop="20260816233404 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Jack meets with the surviving Coral Snake Commando, who demands Kate Warner in exchange for evidence about the recordings.

Tony and Carrie spy on Michelle when he suspects that she is working with Jack.

Mike and the Vice-President turn up the pressure on Palmer, when he expresses his doubts about the impending war.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233404 +0000" stop="20260817001818 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Jack, Kate and Wallace fight to escape from a deadly band of commandos.

Palmer decides to take a stronger stance against the civil unrest resulting from the bomb explosion.

Tony's trust in Michelle is broken when he suspects her of betraying him.

Kim's worries seem to be over when she learns the charges against her have been dropped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001818 +0000" stop="20260817010219 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Jack is captured and tortured by men who want the chip.

Kate and Yusuf run into a group of angry rednecks before they can deliver the chip to CTU.

Tony and Michelle share a tender moment after her brother flips out.

Palmer leans towards holding off the attacks, while Lynne discovers a secret operation that the Vice-President is planning against Palmer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010219 +0000" stop="20260817014527 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Jack finds an ally who may help him escape from Kingsley's men.

Lynne meets with foul play before she can warn Palmer of the conspiracy against him.

Chappelle interferes with Tony's efforts to assist Jack.

Kate offers her captors money in exchange for the chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014527 +0000" stop="20260817022940 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Palmer's cabinet invokes the 25th Amendment in an attempt to remove him from power.  They place him on trial for his extreme actions during the nuclear bomb threat.

Jack and Michelle work against the clock to prove that the evidence against the Middle East is false.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022940 +0000" stop="20260817031352 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Jack locates the man who forged the audio evidence, but his efforts to break him down are sabotaged by Sherry Palmer, who has a hand in the conspiracy.

Kim returns to the Matheson home, where she discovers that her problems are far from over.

Palmer searches for an ally who will help him get a message out to CTU.

Tony and Michelle take Chappelle out of action when he hinders their efforts to help Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031352 +0000" stop="20260817035706 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S02E23</title>
    <desc>When Jack hits a dead end with his lead, he realizes he must persuade Sherry to help him get evidence against Kingsley.

Things go awry at CTU when Division becomes suspicious of Chappelle's absence.  Michelle goes off-site to work with Jack.

Mike and Prescott ask Palmer to aid them as the bombers get closer to their targets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035706 +0000" stop="20260817044017 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 2: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Jack uses Sherry to lure Kingsley out into the open, but Kingsley suspects a set-up and lays his own trap.

Kate and her father have a final, ominous conversation with Marie.

Palmer's attorney finds evidence involving Kingsley and convinces Mike to release Palmer from custody.  Palmer and his cabinet gather to watch as Sherry meets with Kingsley.  Mike orders Chappelle to reinstate Tony and Michelle.

Jack sends Sherry in for the meeting with Kingsley, but his mounting heart troubles cause problems for him at the crucial moment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817044017 +0000" stop="20260817053200 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three years have passed since the events of Day Two. A van deposits a dead body outside the LA Health Unit. The body is infected with a deadly virus. Tony, now in charge of CTU, learns that this is a blackmail tactic to get the US government to release a drug lord, Ramon Salazar, whom Jack has just brought down, before Salazar's brother releases the virus into LA.

Jack and his new partner, Chase Edmunds, prepare to sign a deal with Salazar at the prison.  Salazar delivers a mysterious warning to Jack before killing his lawyer.

Palmer is alive and well, and has returned to LA for the first time since the attack three years ago. He is running for re-election and is preparing for an important debate with a rival senator. He is accompanied by his brother, who happens to be his chief of staff and his doctor, who also happens to be his girlfriend.

A young boy, Kyle Singer, is seen examining a large, mysterious bag of white powder.  He plans to deliver it to some dealers later that day, but he is being watched by Salazar's men.

Kim now works at CTU and has been dating Chase for three months. Kim wants to tell her father, but Jack has a mysterious health problem that may make things more complicated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053200 +0000" stop="20260817061606 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase quarrel over Chase's relationship with Kim.  Meanwhile, they learn of a lead to the possible whereabouts of the virus after rading a crackhouse.

Linda breaks up with Kyle when she learns that he is planning to make a drug delivery.

Wayne approaches Palmer with information about his girlfriend that could damage his chances for reelection, while a CTU employee is not what he seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817061606 +0000" stop="20260817065930 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jack and Hector both search for Kyle, while Chase finds himself out of action at CTU.

Wayne and Palmer argue over the implications of Anne's past, while Ramon takes out one of his opponents in a surprise move.

Tony leads an operation to get Kyle, but tragedy strikes when Salazar's man gets there first.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065930 +0000" stop="20260817074309 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Michelle is torn by personal and professional obligations when she must take charge of CTU after Tony is wounded.

Kyle and Linda are captured by Hector's men.

Jack and Palmer have a secret conversation, leading Jack to take drastic action in the face of the Salazars' threat.  But Jack's plans are complicated when Chase gets in the way.

Anne pushes Palmer back on to moral ground in the face of her ex husband's blackmail scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074309 +0000" stop="20260817082706 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jack's efforts to break Ramon out of prison go awry when they are captured by a group of inmates during the riot.

Chloe unwittingly stumbles on to Jack's drug problem and she is forced to reveal his secret to Kim and Michelle.

Palmer begins his debate with Keeler, while Kyle prepares to sacrifice himself to save Linda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082706 +0000" stop="20260817091045 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jack and Ramon struggle to evade the authorities, while Palmer must shut the debate down because of the prison break.

Kim accidentally stumbles on to Gael's secret communications, but she isn't able to warn Michelle in time.

The Singer family learns a startling piece of news about Kyle's health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091045 +0000" stop="20260817095316 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ramon holds Jack hostage as he flies to Mexico.  Ramon plans to kill Jack, but Jack manages to hold him at bay until the plane lands.  Ramon then learns that Jack and Hector are working together to break him out of prison.

Gael is captured while trying to escape from CTU.  Chappelle interrogates Gael but is interrupted by Tony, who claims that Gael is part of a bigger plan.

Anne is given a chance to clear Palmer's name, while Chase heads for Mexico to rescue Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095316 +0000" stop="20260817103654 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Palmer and Chappelle view a message from Jack, explaining his undercover work with the Salazars.  Meanwhile, Hector tries to convince Ramon that they should deal with Bauer so that they can get their hands on the virus.

Jack has a private moment with Claudia and she blasts him for leaving her behind when he arrested Ramon.

Chase arrives in Mexico, but is captured by Hector's men.  Ramon devises a way for Jack to prove his loyalty to them.

Anne manages to clear Palmer's name, but she breaks off her relationship with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103654 +0000" stop="20260817112105 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Palmer clears Anne's name with the press, but he finds that he is facing a new problem when his biggest campaign contributer reveals a startling secret about Wayne.

Kim and Michelle worry about Tony's mental ability  when he continues to make mistakes.

Jack and the Salazars meet with Amador, but the deal turns sour when Nina Myers appears on the scene and competes for the virus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112105 +0000" stop="20260817120511 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Claudia manages to free Chase from his captors, but she pays a high price for her efforts.

Wayne turns to Julia, while Palmer calls on Sherry for help against Milliken.

Jack and Ramon make plans to get to Nina, in the hopes of intercepting the virus.

Chloe's work at CTU is disrupted when she is forced to take care of her baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120511 +0000" stop="20260817124833 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jack forces Nina to work with him in order to get the virus from Amador.

Palmer meets with Sherry and convinces her to help him deal with Milliken.

Chase remains in Mexico to help with the capture of the virus.

Ramon and Hector quarrel when Hector wants to pull out of the deal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124833 +0000" stop="20260817133236 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Things finally come to an explosive head as Jack, Ramon, Nina and Chase all close in on the virus.  But the deal takes an unexpected turn when Amador pulls a fast switch.

Kim becomes suspicious of Chloe when her story about her baby doesn't check out.

Sherry finds a witness who can damage Milliken, but her advantage is shortlived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133236 +0000" stop="20260817141645 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase interrogate Nina, but the worm turns when she causes havoc with the CTU computer systems.

Chappelle puts Chloe under guard when she refuses to answer questions about the baby, but is forced to release her when she is the only one who can deal with the crisis.

Sherry takes her battle directly to Alan, forcing Julia to act as her accomplice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141645 +0000" stop="20260817150039 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Tony interrogates Nina about Alvers' location, while Chappelle orders Jack to undergo a medical examination in light of his drug use.

Kim and Chase have a conversation about the baby.

Palmer confronts Sherry about Alan Milliken's death, while Julia begs Wayne for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150039 +0000" stop="20260817154418 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Chappelle threatens to pull Jack from the investigation for killing a material witness, but Jack persuades him to hold off when they find a fresh lead on Amador's whereabouts.

Amador and Alvers meet with the man who is planning to unleash the virus in LA within the hour.

Michelle and Gael locate the target area, but things really hit the fan when they attempt to capture Alvers in the process of releasing the virus.

Wayne argues with Sherry over the consequences of Milliken's death as the police turn up the heat on Julia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154418 +0000" stop="20260817162727 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase track Amador in the hopes that he can lead them to the man behind the virus attack.

Michelle faces a mob riot when the hotel is quarantined.

Sherry extorts Palmer, forcing him to manufacture her alibi for the police.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162727 +0000" stop="20260817171131 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Saunders begins making demands on the President.  He forces Palmer to hold a strange press conference and then orders the death of the CTU agent who can trace him.

Jack learns of a woman who can lead him to Saunders, but a surprise attack shifts the balance of power.

As Gael's symptoms get worse, Michelle devises a way to relieve the suffering of the victims at the hotel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171131 +0000" stop="20260817175437 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase race against time to capture Saunders before the deadline, while Chappelle plans an escape.

Michelle begins a frantic search when she learns that an infected hotel guest may have slipped through her fingers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175437 +0000" stop="20260817183841 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jack reluctantly works with Kim on an under-cover job that may help them gain an advantage over Saunders.

Palmer informs his cabinet of the crisis, while Saunders makes yet another demand.

Chase tracks down the man who left the hotel and learns that the virus is spreading to the general public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183841 +0000" stop="20260817192245 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Jack attempts to use Saunders' daughter as leverage to gain control of the virus, while Palmer must deal with the discontented press.

Michelle gets the results of her test, while Adam finds that the virus has struck too close to home.

Tony finds himself compromised when Saunders exploits his only weakness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192245 +0000" stop="20260817200626 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Tony works to free Jane from CTU before Saunders can harm Michelle, but Chloe and Jack become suspicious of his activities.

Sherry meets with Palmer's political rival and proposes a deal to blackmail him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817200626 +0000" stop="20260817204734 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Jack and Tony clash as the time for the hostage exchange draws near.

Keeler meets with Palmer and demands his resignation, while Wayne begins a secret operation against Sherry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204734 +0000" stop="20260817212942 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes the envelope in an attempt to force Saunders to disclose the location of the missing vials.

Sherry meets with David to discuss her terms, while Wayne breaks into her home to find the incriminating evidence.

Tony finds himself facing a harsh penalty because of his efforts to save Michelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212942 +0000" stop="20260817221122 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 3: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chase must make a powerful sacrifice when dealing with the virus.

Tony is able to help Jack one last time before he is taken into custody, while an angry victim seeks vengeance on Saunders.

Palmer makes a surprising career choice in the wake of Sherry's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221122 +0000" stop="20260817225420 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Eighteen months have elapsed since the conclusion of Day 3. A commuter train bound for Los Angeles explodes. A man steals a suitcase from a passenger in the wreckage and then kills him.

Jack has been dismissed from CTU and now works for Secretary of Defense James Heller. Jack is involved with Heller's daughter, Audrey, and their relationship is growing serious. Jack is in LA for a meeting with CTU Director Erin Driscoll, who fired him a year ago, but he finds himself alienated at CTU by Driscoll and the new staff when reports of a possible terrorist strike come in.

A young computer hacker named Andrew Paige sees something that he shouldn't on the Internet. Suddenly, he finds himself running for his life as he is pursued by terrorists. Luckily, he is able to warn Chloe O'Brian before its too late.

The Turkish Araz family are not what they seem and it becomes clear that they are heavily involved with the day's events. Meanwhile, Heller has a confrontation with his estranged son.

Jack finds that Chloe is his only ally as he tries to prove that the train explosion is merely a diversionary target.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225420 +0000" stop="20260817233801 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jack pushes Driscoll to reinstate him in the wake of Heller's kidnapping. He finds himself working as a subordinate when the Field Ops team goes to pick up Andrew.

Behrooz finds himself torn between his loyalty to his parents and his feelings for his girlfriend as he is sent on his first assignment.

Heller tries to comfort his daughter as his captors broadcast their intentions on the Internet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233801 +0000" stop="20260818002153 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Jack tracks Kalil with Chloe's aid, but is forced to watch helplessly as Andrew is tortured for information.

Behrooz pleads with his parents when they order him to bring Debbie to their home for questioning.

Curtis uses harsh methods to interrogate Heller's son as Driscoll continues to search for Jack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002153 +0000" stop="20260818010558 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Jack acts as a bandit and takes hostages to buy Chloe more time to get satellite surveillance. Meanwhile, Chloe must confide in Edgar for help when Driscoll becomes suspicious.

Behrooz discovers just how far his mother is willing to go to insure that their secret mission is successful.

Heller and Audrey attempt to escape from Omar, while Driscoll uses her influence to deal with a personal crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818010558 +0000" stop="20260818014955 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jack and Driscoll agree to work together when the police make a critical error in dealing with Kalil.

Heller and Audrey take drastic action in the hopes of avoiding the impending trial.

Driscoll makes a deal with Chloe to get her out of the way, while the Araz family faces another problem in their cover-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818014955 +0000" stop="20260818023354 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Jack initiates a fierce gun battle with the terrorists as he races to rescue Heller and Audrey before the military strike begins.

Dina questions her own dedication to their cause when her husband reveals his plans for Behrooz.

Driscoll and Curtis uncover new evidence that points to an even bigger attack by the terrorists.

Audrey has an awkward meeting with her husband, and Heller butts heads once again with his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023354 +0000" stop="20260818031754 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 1:00 P.M. - 2:00 P.M. - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jack takes Audrey to ID the man she recognized at the compound, but the terrorists get there soon after and pin them down. Jack must call on an old friend to help him escape.

Heller puts Edgar in charge of dealing with the nuclear override, while Driscoll's daughter takes a turn for the worse.

Dina is wounded when she helps Behrooz flee from Navi. Navi's boss orders him to kill his wife and son before the day is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031754 +0000" stop="20260818040155 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 2:00 P.M. - 3:00 P.M. - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jack and Audrey hide out with an embittered Tony as Audrey makes a positive ID of the man from the kidnapping.

Marianne successfully diverts suspicion from herself, leading Driscoll to torture the wrong person for information.

Behrooz takes Dina to a hospital for medical attention, but the doctor becomes suspicious of her gunshot wound and phones the police.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818040155 +0000" stop="20260818044511 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 3:00 P.M. - 4:00 P.M. - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Jack and Tony are able to trace Dina's location, but Behrooz slips through their fingers. Dina demands a full pardon for her son in exchange for information on the override device.

Edgar wrestles with his emotions when his mother is trapped in the path of the nuclear fall-out.

Behrooz turns to his uncle for help, but Navi closes in on him before he can get away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044511 +0000" stop="20260818052906 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 4:00 P.M. - 5:00 P.M. - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Audrey places herself in a compromising position when she and Jack learn of her husband's possible involvement with the terrorists.

Marianne offers Curtis information on the location of the override device in exchange for a lighter sentence, but the tables soon turn and Curtis discovers that there's another player in the game.

Sarah bargains for a stronger position at CTU, while Tony takes charge of the interrogation of Dina and Behrooz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052906 +0000" stop="20260818061246 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 5:00 P.M. - 6:00 P.M. - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jack and Curtis finally learn the location of the override device. They try to trap the architect of the terrorist strike before the remaining nuclear plants go critical.

Tony pushes Dina to reveal more of her knowledge of Marwan, while Driscoll faces another personal crisis with her daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818061246 +0000" stop="20260818065645 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 6:00 P.M. - 7:00 P.M. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jack and Paul visit the defense contractor who employed Marwan, but the company executives put their own interests ahead of CTU's and take major steps to destroy evidence.

After a grief-stricken Driscoll relinquishes her command, Heller appoints Tony as interim director to oversee the latest crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065645 +0000" stop="20260818074045 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 7:00 P.M. - 8:00 P.M. - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Jack and Paul enlist civilian help when they must fight off soldiers sent to kill them by McLennan-Forster.

Tensions flair between Tony and Michelle as she assumes command of CTU. Sarah tests Michelle's authority by giving her an ultimatum.

Audrey reevaluates her feelings for Jack, while Marwan sets the next phase of his plan in motion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074045 +0000" stop="20260818082415 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M. - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Jack learns the identity of a man who may be able to lead him to Marwan. He forces Dina to help him in a mock hostage situation that will get him close to the suspect.

Michelle calls on Chloe for help when Edgar begins to crack under pressure. Meanwhile, Audrey stands by as a gravely wounded Paul is taken into surgery.

Marwan's plan continues as his henchman uses an unwilling pilot to gain access to an airfield.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082415 +0000" stop="20260818090725 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 9:00 P.M. - 10:00 P.M. - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Marwan decides to trade Jack for Behrooz in hopes of distracting CTU from his real objective.

Tony and Michelle weigh the consequences of the trade, while Curtis reluctantly interrogates Behrooz in order to learn more about Marwan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090725 +0000" stop="20260818095119 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 10:00 P.M. - 11:00 P.M. - S04E16</title>
    <desc>CTU raids Marwan's hideout, but he manages to slip through their fingers. Luckily, Jack locates a lead that may help him identify Marwan's next target.

Tony becomes suspicious of Michelle's personal life, while Audrey reunites with Paul and learns the extent of his injuries.

Anderson closes in on his quarry, as President Keeler searches for words that will comfort the American public.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095119 +0000" stop="20260818103518 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 11:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M. - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike pushes for the Vice-President to be sworn into office as the White House waits for news of Keeler's fate.

Two innocent bystanders are dragged into the fight as Jack and Marwan both pursue a briefcase that contains the launch codes for America's nuclear arsenal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818103518 +0000" stop="20260818111831 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 12:00 A.M. - 1:00 A.M. - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Curtis brings in a suspect who has critical information about Marwan's next strike. Michelle orders Curtis to use harsh methods to interrogate the suspect, but things get complicated when Marwan sends a lawyer to defend his rights.

Logan's advisors begin to worry as he continues to exhibit fear in the face of the ongoing terrorist threat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818111831 +0000" stop="20260818120232 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 1:00 A.M. - 2:00 A.M. - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Chloe is unexpectedly thrust into fieldwork when a woman reports that her boyfriend may be part of the terrorist conspiracy.

Jack and Curtis find their latest efforts to trap Marwan thwarted by the Secret Service, who have orders to arrest Jack for insubordination.

Mike calls on ex-President David Palmer for help as Logan continues to display a lack of leadership.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818120232 +0000" stop="20260818124633 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 2:00 A.M. - 3:00 A.M. - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After Logan authorizes Palmer to take charge of the crisis, Palmer sanctions Jack and Curtis to infiltrate the Chinese Embassy on a covert operation to capture a suspect.

Tony and Michelle continue to bump into each other's personal lives, while Buchanan expresses anger at being kept out of the mission.

Jack faces Audrey's wrath when a medical dilemma places Paul's life in jeopardy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124633 +0000" stop="20260818133034 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 3:00 A.M. - 4:00 A.M. - S04E21</title>
    <desc>CTU scrambles to forge an alibi when a Chinese representative produces evidence of American involvement in the raid on their embassy.

Audrey gives Jack the cold shoulder, while Palmer and Logan clash over the consequences of Palmer's decisions.

Jack and Curtis close in on Marwan as the countdown for the missile launch moves ahead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133034 +0000" stop="20260818141400 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 4:00 A.M. - 5:00 A.M. - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jack finds that his efforts to bargain with Marwan for the location of the missile strike are futile.

Heller pushes his son for information when CTU discovers that he may have had contact with Marwan before the attacks.

Logan finds himself in the middle of a power struggle between Palmer and the ambitious Speaker of the House.

Tony and Michelle explore their rekindled passion for each other, but their hopes for the future may be short-lived when a familiar player enters the game and takes a hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141400 +0000" stop="20260818145751 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Mandy uses Tony as leverage to try to force Michelle to aid in her escape.

A Chinese security operative captures and interrogates one of the CTU agents involved in the raid on the embassy.

Palmer and Logan argue over the option of evacuating all major cities that may be targets for the missile.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145751 +0000" stop="20260818154138 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 4: 6:00 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. - S04E24</title>
    <desc>As the missile speeds toward its destination, Mandy cuts a deal with Jack and the President to give up Marwan's location in exchange for a full pardon on all of her crimes.

Tony and Michelle share a happy reunion, but Jack finds his relationship with Audrey shattered as she makes her feelings known.

Logan's advisor suggests a drastic course of action when the Chinese government demands that Jack be handed over to them for trial. Palmer tries desperately to warn Jack of the danger against him.

Jack's life changes forever as Tony, Michelle and Chloe help him to evade the trap set for him by Secret Service.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154138 +0000" stop="20260818162409 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M. - S05E01</title>
    <desc>18 months have passed since the events of Day 4. With the exception of David Palmer, Tony Almeida, Michelle Dessler and Chloe O'Brian, the world believes that Jack Bauer is dead. Jack is living near L.A. under the name of Frank Flynn, working on an oil rig and living with Diane Huxley and her teenage son, Derek.

In L.A., David Palmer is visiting his brother Wayne, when he is killed by an assassin's bullet. As CTU scrambles to gather more information, an exploding car bomb kills Michelle and injures Tony. Chloe is also pursued by an unknown figure, but she eludes him and manages to contact Jack for help.

President Charles Logan and his wife Martha are visiting L.A. and are planning to sign an important arms treaty with the president of Russia. Martha seems to be unstable and is badly shaken by the news of Palmer's murder. Logan refuses to heed CTU's warnings of possible danger and call off the summit.

Jack is forced to take Derek along for the ride as he meets with Chloe and fights off a group of men who want him killed. He forces one of the men to confess that Jack has been deliberately framed for the murders of Palmer and Michelle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162409 +0000" stop="20260818170917 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 8:00 A.M. - 9:00 A.M. - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jack and Chloe infiltrate Wayne Palmer's penthouse where David Palmer was assassinated, in the hopes of finding a clue to his murder. Jack convinces Wayne to cooperate and finds some information in Palmer's memoirs that leads him to the airport where the Russian president is about to land. 

CTU and Secret Service attempt to capture Jack, but they only find Chloe as Jack and Derek slip through their grasp. 

Martha tries to convince her husband that she received an important phone call from Palmer the night before his death, but a tape of their conversation seems to contradict her claims. 

Jack goes to the airport to find a lead, but a group of renegade Russian terrorists take hostages, including Derek, before he can act.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170917 +0000" stop="20260818175239 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 9:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M. - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jack conceals himself inside the airport hanger and surveys the Russian separatists, feeding information to Curtis and his assault team. 

The terrorists begin executing hostages in an attempt to make Logan cave into their demands. 

Martha discovers that all traces of her conversation with Palmer may not have been erased.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175239 +0000" stop="20260818183623 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 10:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Jack is captured by the terrorists, who use Derek as leverage to force him to compromise CTU's assault operation. 

Logan refuses to give into the terrorist demands as the time of the co-signing of the treaty draws near. Martha tries to tell her husband of the evidence she uncovered about her phone call with Palmer, but Walt interferes with her efforts. 

A new representative from District arrives at CTU and begins to undermine Buchanan's authority.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183623 +0000" stop="20260818192037 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 11:00 A.M. - 12:00 P.M. - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jack returns to CTU and has an emotional reunion with Audrey, while Curtis tracks the Russians and the stolen nerve gas. 

Walt sends in a hit man to silence Jack. 

Chloe discovers that Spencer has his own agenda at CTU. 

Walt convinces Logan to have Martha institutionalized when she tells them of the attack on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192037 +0000" stop="20260818200445 +0000" channel="C353.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day 5: 12:00 P.M. - 1:00 P.M. - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jack contacts Mike and asks for a secret meeting in hopes of gathering evidence against Walt. 

Martha begs Aaron for help, while a desperate Walt tries to force Logan to aid him in his complicity with the terrorists. 

Buchanan butts heads with Lynn over a decision to violate the president's orders, while the Russians attempt to escape with the nerve gas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816192753 +0000" stop="20260816200222 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816200222 +0000" stop="20260816204241 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816204241 +0000" stop="20260816211455 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211455 +0000" stop="20260816214904 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214904 +0000" stop="20260816221950 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221950 +0000" stop="20260816225827 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816225827 +0000" stop="20260816233256 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233256 +0000" stop="20260817001315 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001315 +0000" stop="20260817004530 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004530 +0000" stop="20260817011938 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817011938 +0000" stop="20260817015025 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015025 +0000" stop="20260817022902 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022902 +0000" stop="20260817030330 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030330 +0000" stop="20260817034349 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034349 +0000" stop="20260817041604 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041604 +0000" stop="20260817045013 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045013 +0000" stop="20260817052059 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052059 +0000" stop="20260817055936 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055936 +0000" stop="20260817063405 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063405 +0000" stop="20260817071424 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071424 +0000" stop="20260817074638 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074638 +0000" stop="20260817082047 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082047 +0000" stop="20260817085133 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085133 +0000" stop="20260817093011 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093011 +0000" stop="20260817100439 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100439 +0000" stop="20260817104458 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104458 +0000" stop="20260817111713 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111713 +0000" stop="20260817115121 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115121 +0000" stop="20260817122208 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122208 +0000" stop="20260817130045 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130045 +0000" stop="20260817133514 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133514 +0000" stop="20260817141532 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141532 +0000" stop="20260817144747 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144747 +0000" stop="20260817152156 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awakening - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sean, Nick and Aaron discover a pentagram buried on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme make contact with a dark spirit. Shane has visions of the murders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152156 +0000" stop="20260817155242 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Troubles Can Cause... - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Shane, Ray and Amy hold a séance to communicate with the spirits of the murdered women. Brandy thinks Jereme may have a dark energy attached to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817155242 +0000" stop="20260817163119 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piercing the Veil - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sean looks to bless all of the mirrors in the inn. Team Colorado returns to the underground tunnel. Jereme and Brandy hope to banish the evil entity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163119 +0000" stop="20260817170548 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day One - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The groups forge a connection to the spirit world, from sensitive Amy's visions of a bloody woman to the Connecticut team hearing disembodied voices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817170548 +0000" stop="20260817174607 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Out! - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Denver team explores an underground tunnel. Sean, Nick and Aaron uncover a cemetery on the grounds. Brandy and Jereme learn about a murdered family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174607 +0000" stop="20260817181821 +0000" channel="C354.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Done - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The North Carolina team looks into the motive behind the Lawson murders. Tensions rise within the Colorado and Connecticut teams over differing methods.</desc>
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    <title>Goodbye, My Friend - S03E13</title>
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    <title>The Funcooker - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Apollo, Apollo - S03E16</title>
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    <title>The Ones - S03E19</title>
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    <title>The Natural Order - S03E20</title>
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    <title>Mamma Mia - S03E21</title>
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    <title>Kidney Now! - S03E22</title>
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    <title>Into the Crevasse - S04E02</title>
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    <title>The Problem Solvers - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Sun Tea - S04E06</title>
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    <title>Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Secret Santa - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Klaus and Greta - S04E09</title>
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    <title>Black Light Attack! - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Jack is uncomfortable with Liz and Danny's burgeoning relationship. Tracy welcomes Sue into his entourage. Jenna is forced to face reality after an embarrassing "Gossip Girl" audition.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Madness - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Jack brings TGS to Boston in an effort to spend time with Nancy. Stuck in a strange and cold city, the staff turns on Liz, who searches for a scapegoat. Meanwhile, Tracy feuds with John Hancock.</desc>
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    <title>Verna - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jack coaches Jenna when her estranged mother, Verna, drops by unannounced. Liz and Frank make a pact to kick their respective bad habits. Kenneth intrudes on Pete's quiet time.</desc>
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    <title>Anna Howard Shaw Day - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Liz schedules oral surgery in an effort to avoid Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Jack falls for a sexy CNBC journalist, Avery Jessup, and Jenna is crushed to discover that her stalker has moved on.</desc>
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    <title>Future Husband - S04E14</title>
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    <title>Floyd - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Liz deals with the unexpected return of her one good boyfriend, Floyd Debarber. Meanwhile, Jack helps Danny battle the writers in a rapidly escalating prank war and after being subjected to hours of his stories, Tracy and Jenna are haunted by Kenneth in their dreams.</desc>
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    <title>Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Jack's birthday brings additional pressure on him to choose between Avery and Nancy. Liz forces herself to attend as many singles events as she can. Back in the writers' room, Toofer is troubled by the circumstances behind his hiring.</desc>
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    <title>Khonani - S04E18</title>
    <desc>After discovering that her staff regularly goes out without inviting her, Liz vows to prove that she can have fun. In an effort to avoid making a difficult decision in his personal life, Jack focuses on a dispute over janitor shifts. Kenneth helps Tracy be a better husband to Angie.</desc>
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    <title>Argus - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jack inherits Don Geiss' beloved peacock and realizes he still needs closure with his late mentor. Liz and Pete are suspicious of Jenna's new boyfriend, Paul. Meanwhile, Tracy lobbies to become Grizz's best man, causing friction in the entourage.</desc>
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    <title>The Moms - S04E20</title>
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    <title>Emmanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land - S04E21</title>
    <desc>With Avery out of town, Nancy shows up to visit Jack. Liz revisits her old boyfriends and yet again runs into the unshakable Wesley. Tracy eschews a gritty, Oscar-caliber role to do a Garfield movie.</desc>
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    <title>I Do Do - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Liz's multi-wedding day takes an unexpected turn when she meets a handsome, misanthropic pilot. Jack discovers which woman he is truly meant to be with. Meanwhile, Jenna and Paul's relationship reaches an impasse and Kenneth goes to great lengths to avoid being transferred to Los Angeles.</desc>
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    <title>The Fabian Strategy - S05E01</title>
    <desc>TGS' fifth season launches and Jack begins to meddle in Liz's new relationship with Carol. Meanwhile, Tracy struggles with life at 30 Rock without Kenneth.</desc>
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    <title>When It Rains, It Pours - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Liz uses her newfound confidence to solve Pete's problem with a difficult editor; Jack tries to cheat mortality; Tracy vows to be present when his wife gives birth; and Kenneth tries to prove he has a purpose.</desc>
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    <title>Let's Stay Together - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jack must appear before Congress to discuss NBC's merger with KableTown. He hopes that he will charm celebrity members, but one Congresswoman, Regina Bookman, demands more diversity in its programming lineup. Jack quickly enlists Tracy to come up with some new development ideas. Meanwhile, Liz is fed up with the flack her writing staff gives her, and Jenna helps Kenneth reapply to the extremely competitive Page Program.</desc>
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    <title>Live Show - S05E04</title>
    <desc>On show night, Liz Lemon grows increasingly infuriated when no one seems to remember that it's her 40th birthday. Just before the taping, Tracy becomes convinced that nothing is funnier than a performer laughing and breaking character, which he elects to do all night, much to Jenna's chagrin. Meanwhile, Jack Donaghy struggles with the consequences of his promise to give up drinking while Avery is pregnant.</desc>
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    <title>Reaganing - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Jack's determined to save Liz's relationship with Carol, but Tracy's commercial shoot threatens everything. Meanwhile, Jenna, Kenneth and Kelsey Grammer pull a con together.</desc>
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    <title>Gentleman's Intermission - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Avery makes Jack set up some boundaries when it comes to his friendship with Liz and Liz's father visits NYC with his eyes on cruising singles bars. Meanwhile, Jenna is mad because NBC has an obituary for Tracy but not for her.</desc>
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    <title>Brooklyn Without Limits - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jack tries to sway the congressional election for the benefit of the network, while Liz finds the perfect pair of jeans. Meanwhile, Jenna helps Tracy secure a Golden Globe nomination.</desc>
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    <title>College - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Jack worries that GE's microwave sales have improved too much without his help and tries to find glitches in their newest design. Meanwhile, Liz partakes in a crew lottery despite Jenna and Tracy's warning her not to do so. Elsewhere, the TGS writers discover that Jack is the voice of an online dictionary's pronunciation guide.</desc>
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    <title>Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jack recommends that Liz start seeing a therapist when she worries that Carol is getting bored with their relationship. In an attempt to take Jack's advice, Liz begins talking to Kenneth about her problems. Jack also finds himself caught up in one of Tracy's schemes when Tracy tries to convince him to invest in his son's theme restaurant in Times Square. Meanwhile, Jenna and Paul celebrate their six month anniversary.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Attack Zone - S05E10</title>
    <desc>At the urging of Liz and Avery, Jack reveals some secrets to his mother over her Christmas visit. Liz tries to get Jenna and Paul back together. Tracy tries to protect his new serious image by buying a film of his so it will never be seen.</desc>
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    <title>Mrs. Donaghy - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The "TGS" staff is affected by budget cuts at NBC. Liz's New Year's resolution could mean more trouble for Jack's wedding. Jenna shares a dressing room with Danny. Tracy has a health scare.</desc>
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    <title>Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Liz tries to exploit the situation when a reality show follows Tracy's wife. Meanwhile, Jack pre-tapes disaster telethons and Lutz tells a lie.</desc>
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    <title>¡Qué Sorpresa! - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jack ingratiates himself to Kabletown's executives. Meanwhile, Liz fakes pregnancy to help out Avery and a gift from their new boss puts Jenna and Tracy at odds with each other.</desc>
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    <title>Double-Edged Sword - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A last-minute trip to Canada presents a problem for Jack and Avery. Meanwhile, Liz's trip with Carol can't get off the airport tarmac and Tracy realizes achieving "EGOT" status comes with a lot of responsibility.</desc>
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    <title>It's Never Too Late for Now - S05E15</title>
    <desc>With the "TGS" staff afraid Liz will become a spinster, Jenna tries to find love for her. Jack's lack of sleep puts him at a disadvantage when negotiating. Meanwhile, Pete and Frank form a band.</desc>
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    <title>TGS Hates Women - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Liz hires a new female writer who is, unfortunately, very stereotypically female. Meanwhile, Jack discovers that he has his hands full trying to get rid of the heir to the Kabletown empire.</desc>
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    <title>Queen of Jordan - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Angie's reality show visits "TGS," resulting in a red-faced situation for Jack, Jenna pining for attention, and Liz leading a scheme to lure Tracy back from Africa. Meanwhile, Frank reconnects with a lost love.</desc>
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    <title>Plan B - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Liz tries to reassure her staff that the show's forced hiatus is temporary, but everyone starts to focus on their fallback plans. Meanwhile, Jack attempts to salvage a cable network by enlisting his nemesis, Devin Banks.</desc>
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    <title>I Heart Connecticut - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Liz and Kenneth try to locate Tracy in the city before "TGS" is canceled. Meanwhile Pete, feeling emasculated, challenges the writers and crew to a contest of strength and Jenna shoots a horror film in Connecticut.</desc>
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    <title>100 (1) / 100 (2) - S05E20</title>
    <desc>With "TGS" facing imminent cancelation, Jack asks Hank Hooper to allow them to do their 100th episode as a final chance to prove they deserve a place on the air. Amidst the chaos of show preparation, Jack starts doubting a key decision in his life, and Jenna contemplates motherhood.</desc>
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    <title>Everything Sunny All the Time Always - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Liz realizes that she needs to take control of her personal life by fixing up her dream apartment, but she encounters an obstacle along the way. Meanwhile, Jack has his own problems to deal with when Avery is taken as a hostage. Elsewhere, Tracy finds out that Kenneth, Dotcom, and Grizz have bonded in his absence.</desc>
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    <title>Respawn - S05E23</title>
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    <title>Dance Like Nobody's Watching - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Tracy becomes frustrated in his attempts to anger Liz. Jack questions the family value of the network's new talent competition and Kenneth awaits the Rapture.</desc>
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    <title>Idiots Are People Two! - S06E02</title>
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    <title>Idiots Are People Three! - S06E03</title>
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    <title>The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Liz looks for a new best friend after discovering that Jenna has traded their friendship for fame. Tracy contemplates mortality as Dotcom and Grizz scramble to show him that life is still worth living. Meanwhile, Jack decides to end the page program in order to impress Hank Hooper.</desc>
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    <title>Today You Are a Man - S06E05</title>
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    <title>Hey, Baby, What's Wrong? (1) / Hey, Baby, What's Wrong? (2) - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Criss and Liz decide to celebrate Valentine's Day, but they need to buy a dining room table first. Jack entertains his mother-in-law, Diana, as Jenna frantically looks to Pete to fill in last-minute as the producer of her first live performance on "America's Kidz Got Singing." Back at the office, Tracy and Frank try to help Lutz find someone to spend Valentine's with.</desc>
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    <title>The Tuxedo Begins - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Fed up with New York City after being mugged, Jack sets out to protect the safety of the city's elite by announcing his run for mayor. Meanwhile, Liz revels in sacrificing the good of the city to look out for her own interests, and Jenna and Paul are thrilled by the perversion of acting like a normal couple.</desc>
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    <title>Leap Day - S06E09</title>
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    <title>Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky - S06E10</title>
    <desc>In order to hide his relationship with Lynn, Frank convinces his mother that he is dating Liz. Tracy and Jenna team up to try to solve the case of Pete's missing whisky. Meanwhile, Jack teaches Kenneth how to take down his first business nemesis.</desc>
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    <title>Standards and Practices - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jenna hatches a surprising new plan to get publicity, while Jack finds himself begrudgingly playing parent to his teenage nemesis, Kaylie Hooper. Liz rejects the new authority Kenneth has over “TGS” with his new job in Standards.</desc>
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    <title>St. Patrick's Day - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Jack feels unworthy of his latest award and attempts to redeem himself by taking on the writers in a strategic board game. Liz believes she's cursed on St. Patrick's Day when her ex-boyfriend Dennis shows up to derail her relationship with Criss. Meanwhile, Hazel struggles to keep the peace between Tracy and Jenna.</desc>
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    <title>Grandmentor - S06E13</title>
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    <title>Kidnapped by Danger - S06E14</title>
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    <title>The Shower Principle - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A curse strikes "TGS." Liz dares to be different after realizing that the same things happen every year, and Jack vows to wow Hank Hooper.</desc>
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    <title>Nothing Left to Lose - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Tracy regains his sense of smell and finds an unusual father figure in Liz. Meanwhile, the writers spark a prank war with Jenna and Jack is disappointed by Pete's lack of ambition.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Woggels! - S06E17</title>
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    <title>Murphy Brown Lied to Us - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Live from Studio 6H - S06E19</title>
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    <title>Queen of Jordan II: Mystery of the Phantom Pooper - S06E20</title>
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    <title>The Return of Avery Jessup - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Avery finally returns home from her kidnapping ordeal in North Korea, but Jack grows uncertain of her fidelity while she was away. Elsewhere, Criss feels threatened in his relationship with Liz and Jenna seeks a sponsor for her approaching nuptials.</desc>
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    <title>What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? - S06E22</title>
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    <title>The Beginning of the End - S07E01</title>
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    <title>Governor Dunston - S07E02</title>
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    <title>Stride of Pride - S07E03</title>
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    <title>Unwindulax - S07E04</title>
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    <title>There's No I in America - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Jenna could decide the Presidential election, Liz and Jack stage a debate to win her support and her followers. Kenneth turns to Tracy for advice on how to be an informed voter, while Pete tries to recreate the magic of the 2008 election.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy - S07E06</title>
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    <title>Mazel Tov, Dummies! - S07E07</title>
    <desc>After an encounter with Dennis Duffy, Liz and Criss decide to take drastic measures to start a family. As Liz looks toward the future, Jack and Jenna evaluate their own self-worth, and Tracy laments a shocking medical diagnosis.</desc>
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    <title>My Whole Life Is Thunder - S07E08</title>
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    <title>Game Over - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Jack asks Devin Banks to help him discredit Kaylie Hooper, Jack's teenage nemesis and KableTown's future CEO. Liz considers her options as she tries to become a mother. Tracy directs Octavia Spencer in his movie.</desc>
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    <title>Florida - S07E10</title>
    <desc>When Jack persuades Liz to go to Florida with him, they make a shocking discovery about his mother. Jenna and Tracy assume responsibility for the show in Liz's absence, resulting in disaster for Kenneth.</desc>
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    <title>A Goon's Deed in a Weary World - S07E11</title>
    <desc>As her new kids arrive, Liz scrambles to save "TGS" from cancellation, while Jack finds the network a new president.</desc>
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    <title>Hogcock! / Last Lunch - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Liz has trouble adjusting to being a stay-at-home mother. Jack takes stock of his life, and Tracy struggles to get on without Kenneth. / The gang reunites for one final episode of "TGS."</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
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    <title>The Head and the Hair - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Black Tie - S01E12</title>
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    <desc>It's negotiation time, and Jack plans to teach Liz a thing or two about how to handle Josh's new contract. Jenna makes several big publicity mistakes and Kenneth becomes a member of Tracy's entourage.</desc>
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    <title>The Source Awards - S01E16</title>
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    <title>The Fighting Irish - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Corporate Crush - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Seinfeld Vision - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Jack Gets in the Game - S02E02</title>
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    <title>The Collection - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jack hires his own private investigator to lead GE in the wrong direction so that they will not be able to find any dirt on him that might put him in a compromising position. However, the investigator finds a secret that challenges Jack. Meanwhile, Angie announces that she will follow Tracy at all times to keep him in line, which Liz believes to be good until she covers for Tracy and gets on Angie's bad side. Finally, Jenna starts to worry that once she starts to lose all the weight she's gained her popularity may decline.</desc>
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    <title>Rosemary's Baby - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Ludachristmas - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Episode 210 - S02E10</title>
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    <title>MILF Island - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When someone on the "TGS with Tracy Jordan" staff insults Jack in a newspaper article about the season finale of "MILF Island," he frantically sends Jonathan to interrogate everyone on the show until the culprit is found.</desc>
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    <title>Believe in the Stars - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Pilou wins the chance to host The Pinky Paws before their concert, but the lead singer sprains her ankle.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Pilou, Ginny and Scribbly spend a day in the wild as they adventure up Cat Mountain with their friends Tata and Jungle.</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats and Cosmo shoot for the stars after they receive a distress signal from the alien kitty Astricat.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Pilou asks her Aunt Lizzy to help plan the perfect Easter party. The Buffycats go on an exciting egg hunt adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Believing himself to be a police cat, Terry enlists the help of the Buffycats in order to solve a mystery involving a traffic-light saboteur.</desc>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Approached by Buddy and Derence, detective Pilou sets out to solve the mysterious case of the missing cat treats.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats enlist a robot to help clean their home. Strangecat invites the cats to play in the upside down world.</desc>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Charlie and the Buffycats organize a marathon for furry athletes. Choo Choo the donkey struggles to stay on track.</desc>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are able to help a lost puppy find his way home in a series of events around the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cosmo's biggest dream is to become the first astronaut in history. It's Cosmo's birthday, and the Buffycats decide to make his dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Every cat in the neighbourhood is afraid of Gaby, the reporter cat. She's always snooping for scoops and taking photos of cats in awkward moments.</desc>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gas is around, every single cat in the neighbourhood disappears... He's just the smelliest cat in town!</desc>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lampo proclaims himself cook for a day and decides to prepare Granny Pina's noodles to give a boost of energy to his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry, the neighbour's little dog, is staying at Granny Pina's house for a couple of days. It looks like a nightmare for the Buffycats, but Terry is really friendly.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Chock feels like quitting the circus when his brother Milky gets all the attention.</desc>
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    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats help A Camel get home before Boss catches him.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Pilou tracks down the case of Fleur's missing flowers.</desc>
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    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
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    <title>Lampo at the Buffolympics - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Lampo discovers that he has A Country Counterpart named Dampo.</desc>
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    <title>Ambrogio, the Stylist Cat - S01E25</title>
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    <title>A New Friend for Pilou - S01E26</title>
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    <title>Cats in Black - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are playing space battles when the alien cat's spaceship lands in Granny's garden.</desc>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Boss and the Buffycats challenge each other to win Monsieur LaPalette's art contest.</desc>
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    <title>Scaredy Cats - S01E29</title>
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    <title>Attic Mission - S01E30</title>
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    <title>The Flying Cat - S01E31</title>
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    <title>Tutankatmon's Treasure - S01E32</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
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    <title>May the Best Cat Win - S01E34</title>
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    <title>Jungle Cats - S01E35</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats protect their friends Tata and Jungle from a monster.</desc>
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    <title>Police Cat in Action - S01E36</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are rehearsing for their concert when Archibald, Lampo's uncle, comes to visit. After criticizing his behavior, Archibald decides to spend the day teaching him good manners.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister and Scab are always ready to play pranks on the Buffycats, but Lampo has had enough, so he decides to challenge them to a Tailoff match to solve the situation.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab toss old objects into Granny Pina's garden to annoy the BuffyCats</desc>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817170412 +0000" stop="20260817171616 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817171616 +0000" stop="20260817172821 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Pilou wins the chance to host The Pinky Paws before their concert, but the lead singer sprains her ankle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817174025 +0000" stop="20260817175229 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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  <programme start="20260817175229 +0000" stop="20260817180433 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817181637 +0000" stop="20260817182841 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817182841 +0000" stop="20260817184046 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina is out and Lampo, Milady, &amp; meatball are all busy for the day</desc>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
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    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
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    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
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    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
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    <title>The Art of LaPalette - S01E28</title>
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    <title>The Great Robin Rescue - S01E33</title>
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    <title>Sir Archibald, Gentlecat - S01E37</title>
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    <title>Pilou and the Scooter Chase - S01E38</title>
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    <title>The Tailoff Games - S01E39</title>
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    <title>Pilou-saurus Rex - S01E40</title>
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    <title>Recycling Romp - S01E41</title>
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    <title>Santa's Little Helper - S01E42</title>
    <desc>When Santa's helper cat, Glitter, crashes in the garden, the Buffycats must help him save Christmas for all.</desc>
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    <title>Meatball's Lucky Day - S01E43</title>
    <desc>When Meatball learns it is his lucky day, he decides to challenge the lucky cat Neko in a game of chance.</desc>
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    <title>All Meow for Ice Cream - S01E44</title>
    <desc>When Cream's ice cream machine stops working on a hot day, the Buffycats help prepare the ice cream manually.</desc>
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    <title>Campfire Cat Tails - S01E45</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats tell Bucky about meeting the white orangutan, but Bucky doesn't believe it exists.</desc>
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    <title>Pinky Paws Rock! - S01E46</title>
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    <title>Meatball the Sleepwalker - S01E47</title>
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    <title>Bongo on Stage - S01E48</title>
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    <title>Farmer Cats for a Day - S01E49</title>
    <desc>When granny Pina runs out of ingredients for apple pie, she goes to the farm with the Buffycats</desc>
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    <title>The Rolling Pin Quest - S01E50</title>
    <desc>Granny Pina does some Granny-Karate moves when her rolling pin flies away &amp; breaks before she can prepare her special noodles; the Buffycats must follow special instructions in order to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Pilou the Kitten Sitter - S01E51</title>
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    <title>44 Cats - The Musical - S01E52</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats set up a musical with all 44 cats for the annual Cat Party; even Boss, Blister, &amp; Scab join, thanks to their talent for mischief.</desc>
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    <title>Three Cats and a Kitten - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Milady, Pilou and Meatball offer to babysit little Hope while her mother Lola searches for her lost whisker twister.</desc>
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    <title>Charlie the Cat - S02E29</title>
    <desc>In desperate need of a host for the Cat Show, the Buffycats find the perfect fit in Charlie — until a case of the hiccups gets in the way.</desc>
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    <title>The Kite Contest - S02E30</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats prepare for the annual kite contest. A spiteful Boss searches for a chance at trickery.</desc>
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    <title>A Stinky Mission - S02E31</title>
    <desc>After meeting a helpless cat in need of shelter, Meatball and his new friend adventure into the city to find an accommodating home.</desc>
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    <title>Christmas Cat-tastrophe - S02E32</title>
    <desc>On Christmas Eve, the Buffycats meet Santa’s helper cat Glitter who offers to take them all to his toy workshop.</desc>
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    <title>Blondie the Spy-cat - S02E33</title>
    <desc>Milady’s spy-cat dreams come true after Jane Blondie offers her a top secret mission to find out who's behind the dangerous Cat X.</desc>
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    <title>Wild and brave - S02E34</title>
    <desc>Pilou, Ginny and Scribbly spend a day in the wild as they adventure up Cat Mountain with their friends Tata and Jungle.</desc>
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    <title>The Winter Buffolympics - S02E35</title>
    <desc>Lampo must compete against the troublesome Boss in the Winter Buffolympics — a series of snow sport trials organized by Olympio the cat.</desc>
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    <title>Underwater Cleanup - S02E36</title>
    <desc>After admiring Sushi’s shell collection, the Buffycats run off to find more. A polluted river sends the cats on an exciting underwater mission.</desc>
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    <title>Snack Time at the Farm - S02E37</title>
    <desc>After a snack in the park, Pilou, Ginny and Bucky begin to feel sick. Luckily, Mimi the pediatrician cat is around to help.</desc>
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    <title>The Space Rescue - S02E38</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats and Cosmo shoot for the stars after they receive a distress signal from the alien kitty Astricat.</desc>
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    <title>Winston's anti-cat wall - S02E39</title>
    <desc>Winston decides to run for mayor with the help of cat catchers Brutus and Bertie. The Buffycats must stop the citizens from being deceived.</desc>
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    <title>The Easter Games - S02E41</title>
    <desc>Pilou asks her Aunt Lizzy to help plan the perfect Easter party. The Buffycats go on an exciting egg hunt adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Terry &amp; Cop, Police Cats - S02E40</title>
    <desc>Believing himself to be a police cat, Terry enlists the help of the Buffycats in order to solve a mystery involving a traffic-light saboteur.</desc>
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    <title>Isotta's Surprise Party - S02E42</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats want to throw Isotta an amazing surprise birthday party — but they’ll have to figure out a way to keep their plans a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Cats on Ice - S02E43</title>
    <desc>Upset by Boss’ prank, Lampo and the Buffycats decide to get even in a game of Ice Cat — but they'll need to learn how to skate first.</desc>
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    <title>Super Cat Mission - S02E44</title>
    <desc>After losing his cloak, a captured Masked Cat asks Lampo to go on a super mission to retrieve his spare cloak from his secret base.</desc>
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    <title>The Case of the Secret Ingredient - S02E45</title>
    <desc>Hoping to bring Granny Pina’s noodles to Traditional Foods Day, the Buffycats run into trouble after the secret ingredient goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818135905 +0000" stop="20260818141109 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mice on Bikes - S02E46</title>
    <desc>Tic, Tac and Toe accept Boss’ challenge to race their biker hero Speedy Cheese — unaware he’s only a story their father made up.</desc>
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    <title>Lampo, the Puss in Boots - S02E47</title>
    <desc>Isotta tells the Buffycats a magical bedtime story. Lampo and Gas must save the citizens of Catabas from the fearsome Ogrecat.</desc>
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    <title>The Ghost Train - S02E48</title>
    <desc>Approached by Buddy and Derence, detective Pilou sets out to solve the mysterious case of the missing cat treats.</desc>
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    <title>Return to the Upside Down World - S02E49</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats enlist a robot to help clean their home. Strangecat invites the cats to play in the upside down world.</desc>
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    <title>The Hula Hoop Contest - S02E51</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats meet Alana the Hawaiian kitty — a new furry friend ready to organize the best hula hoop contest the cats have ever seen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818145926 +0000" stop="20260818151130 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Choo Choo the Donkey - S02E50</title>
    <desc>Charlie and the Buffycats organize a marathon for furry athletes. Choo Choo the donkey struggles to stay on track.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818151130 +0000" stop="20260818152334 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World's Tallest Hamburger - S02E52</title>
    <desc>After seeing the Pawesome Book of World Records with Isotta, the Buffycats try to create the tallest hamburger in history.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818152334 +0000" stop="20260818153538 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buffycats on a Mission - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ever seen a band of musician cats? No? Then you haven't met the Buffycats yet! Lampo, Milady, Pilou and Meatball live and play inside Granny Pina's house!</desc>
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    <title>A Puppy to Save - S01E02</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats are able to help a lost puppy find his way home in a series of events around the town.</desc>
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    <title>Cosmo, the Astronaut Cat - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cosmo's biggest dream is to become the first astronaut in history. It's Cosmo's birthday, and the Buffycats decide to make his dream come true.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Traps - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Meatball falls into the neighbour's garden, the Buffycats will face a difficult obstacle course to rescue him.</desc>
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    <title>Gaby, the Reporter Cat - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Every cat in the neighbourhood is afraid of Gaby, the reporter cat. She's always snooping for scoops and taking photos of cats in awkward moments.</desc>
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    <title>Gas, the Stinky Cat - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When Gas is around, every single cat in the neighbourhood disappears... He's just the smelliest cat in town!</desc>
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    <title>Granny Pina's Secret Recipe - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Lampo proclaims himself cook for a day and decides to prepare Granny Pina's noodles to give a boost of energy to his friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818164758 +0000" stop="20260818170001 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Neko, the Lucky Cat - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Neko has always been the luckiest cat in the neighborhood. However, now that he's lost his good luck, it looks like he's a real magnet for trouble!</desc>
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    <title>A Dog as a Friend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Terry, the neighbour's little dog, is staying at Granny Pina's house for a couple of days. It looks like a nightmare for the Buffycats, but Terry is really friendly.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818171205 +0000" stop="20260818172408 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lampo and the Crazy Race - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Lampo dreams to join the Meow Meow Grand Prix, the biggest motorbike race in town. The only problem is, he doesn't have a bike!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818172408 +0000" stop="20260818173611 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Fever - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Lampo is terrified by illness, and even more by Fisby, the doctor cat.</desc>
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    <title>The Dance Contest - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Who said a guinea pig can't dance? Ginny, a mix of rhythm and cuteness, dreams to win a famous competition held in town, but she's not self-confident enough!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818174814 +0000" stop="20260818180018 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milady and the Cat-Fu Master - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Meatball is the clumsiest of the Buffycats, perfect target for the tricks of Blister and Scab, Boss's helpers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818180018 +0000" stop="20260818181221 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Milky and Chock's Circus - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Chock feels like quitting the circus when his brother Milky gets all the attention.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181221 +0000" stop="20260818182424 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dogsitter Mission - S01E15</title>
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  <programme start="20260818182424 +0000" stop="20260818183628 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meatball's Secret Move - S01E16</title>
    <desc>A Wild Cat Named Jango discovers A Secret Dance Move That Polpetta has been Doing when his friends aren't looking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818183628 +0000" stop="20260818184831 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Underwater Mission - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats Help Gas Get The Girl He Wants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818184831 +0000" stop="20260818190034 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Piperita, the Chef Cat - S01E18</title>
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  <programme start="20260818190034 +0000" stop="20260818191238 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snobine, the Snobbish Cat - S01E19</title>
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    <title>Four Cats and a Camel - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Buffycats help A Camel get home before Boss catches him.</desc>
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    <title>Detective Pilou - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Pilou tracks down the case of Fleur's missing flowers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818193644 +0000" stop="20260818194847 +0000" channel="C356.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Game for the Buffycats - S01E22</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>The Superhero Cat - S01E23</title>
    <desc/>
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    <title>Time to Come Clean - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After the most shocking finale in the program's history, all nine participants sit down with Journalist Soledad O'Brien and Colonel Mark Adger to discuss their experiences at the Fulton County Jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816210001 +0000" stop="20260816214229 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Sheriff in Town - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Newly elected sheriff Mark Lamb sends six volunteers into the Pinal County Detention Center on a mission to uncover valuable Intel about the gangs, drugs and operational issues that plague his facility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816214229 +0000" stop="20260816222427 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Straight Cholo - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Lamb's mission-based program increases its momentum and members, as two more participants are set to join the three already incarcerated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816222427 +0000" stop="20260816230625 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's About to Get Ugly - S05E03</title>
    <desc>With all seven participants embedded in the facility, some struggle to maintain their distance from one another; one participant threatens to bring the whole program to an abrupt end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230625 +0000" stop="20260816234820 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Y'All Thought I Was Nice - S05E04</title>
    <desc>As the participants begin to focus on their missions, some find early success while others are met with immediate interference; Sheriff Lamb is forced to make a tough decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234820 +0000" stop="20260817002947 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Liars &amp; Thieves - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The participants are tested by thieves and the racial politics of jail, forcing them to become either targets and victims, or threats and aggressors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817002947 +0000" stop="20260817011142 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smells Like a Rat - S05E06</title>
    <desc>David climbs the ranks in the pod and struggles to remember what side he is on; Abner is tested when one of his own commits an offense; the women suspect that they are being unfairly targeted by the DOs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817011142 +0000" stop="20260817015334 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Swing First - S05E07</title>
    <desc>More than halfway through their time in jail, the participants struggle to make progress on their missions; as pod drama boils over, some hit their breaking point.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817015334 +0000" stop="20260817023530 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick a Side - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The participants struggle with race politics, jailhouse thieves, and protecting their cover stories; the secrets become too difficult for one participant to keep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817023530 +0000" stop="20260817031726 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loose Lips Sink Ships - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The sheriff and his team face a tough decision; the consequences of one participant's actions put the remaining participants in very real danger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817031726 +0000" stop="20260817040129 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don’t Belong Here - S05E10</title>
    <desc>When a participant's cover is blown, Sheriff Lamb and his team must decide whether to end the program early or risk the lives of the remaining participants.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040129 +0000" stop="20260817052448 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Season 5 Reunion - S05E11</title>
    <desc>For the first time, all seven participants will meet with the sheriff and his team to discuss the craziest moments from their time in the Pinal County Jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817052448 +0000" stop="20260817061428 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Should Have Stayed a Fan - S06E01</title>
    <desc>When newly-elected Sheriff Jonathan W. Horton takes office and finds his jail in dire need of reform, he enlists the help of seven innocent civilians to go undercover as inmates to uncover intel on the issues that plague the facility in order to clean up the Etowah County Detention Center.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817061428 +0000" stop="20260817065624 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Frontal - S06E02</title>
    <desc>With five participants already embedded in the jail, one of them drops out as others give the distress signal, leaving the Sheriff and his team wondering if completing the 60 Days In program is even possible at this facility.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817065624 +0000" stop="20260817073855 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fresh Meat - S06E03</title>
    <desc>As the last two participants enter the Etowah County Detention Center, many of the others struggle to remain in the program.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817073855 +0000" stop="20260817082039 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Program in Peril - S06E04</title>
    <desc>With multiple participants already tapped out and another breaking all the rules, the program at the Etowah County Detention Center is at risk of failure, forcing Sheriff Horton and Chief Peek to take drastic measures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817082039 +0000" stop="20260817090234 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day Mayhem - S06E05</title>
    <desc>On Mother's Day, the women in the female pod are blindsided by a returning officer, while a new participant enters the men's pod in an attempt to save the program.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817090234 +0000" stop="20260817094431 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squat and Cough - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Following the events of Mother's Day, Ashley, Shanese and Jennifer struggle against demons of all kinds, while the men are challenged by new cellmates.</desc>
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    <title>Stabbed - S06E07</title>
    <desc>As Alex reaches a turning point, Ashley and Jennifer turn on Shanese while a competition develops between Dennis and another participant.</desc>
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    <title>Shanks and Signals - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining participants are left reeling after an inmate is shanked at the Etowah County Detention Center; one more volunteer drops out of the program.</desc>
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    <title>They Know - S06E09</title>
    <desc>With only four participants left, the remaining men vie for status in the pod; Ashley fears the female inmates know she's a police officer, forcing Sheriff Horton and Chief Peek to make a difficult decision.</desc>
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    <title>Was It Enough? - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Tony and Dennis try to get their hands on drugs, while Jennifer strives to save a troubled inmate. But will they have enough information for Sheriff Horton to fix his broken facility?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817123718 +0000" stop="20260817132115 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Special Ops - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Etowah County was the most challenging jail in “60 Days In” history, with the phase one participants gathering more information than ever before. Now, in an unexpected move, Sheriff Horton is sending five additional participants into the facility for 30 days to see how far the facility has come.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817132115 +0000" stop="20260817140313 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Talk About Mark - S06E12</title>
    <desc>As the last two participants embed in the facility, reality sets in for the special ops team, and Tony gets right back to work.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817140313 +0000" stop="20260817144511 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Girls Next Door - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Heather and Vanessa are left reeling after two violent situations are mishandled by the officers; Tony and Donovan get to work searching for drugs and contraband.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817144511 +0000" stop="20260817152708 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champagne on Ice - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Tony butts heads with another pod boss; Donovan continues his quest for chew; Vanessa gets a dangerous new cellmate; Heather's relationship with Betsy escalates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817152708 +0000" stop="20260817160905 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pushed to the Limit - S06E15</title>
    <desc>While Donovan and Tony push well outside their comfort zone, the women witness things that bring them both to tears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817160905 +0000" stop="20260817165430 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moment of Truth - S06E16</title>
    <desc>With the program winding down and suspicions on the rise, Sheriff Horton performs one final shakedown to gauge how far his jail has come since he first took office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817165430 +0000" stop="20260817173728 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S06E17</title>
    <desc>The Phase One participants reunite to relive their time in the Etowah County Detention Center, air grievances, and find out who really had each other's back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173728 +0000" stop="20260817181926 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S06E18</title>
    <desc>The Phase Two participants revisit their time in the Etowah County Detention Center; Tony answers to both Phase One and Phase Two for some of his more questionable deeds.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817181926 +0000" stop="20260817190217 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Re-incarcerated - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Welcome to Henry County, Georgia, where Reginald B. Scandrett is the first African American Sheriff presiding over the Henry County Jail. A new breed of participants enter the program and encounter unprecedented challenges in Sheriff Scandrett's jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817190217 +0000" stop="20260817194450 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty-Three and One - S07E02</title>
    <desc>As new participants enter the Henry County jail, they discover that the conditions in the quarantine pods are far harsher than their previous experiences in jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817194450 +0000" stop="20260817202747 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarantine Chaos - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Scandrett faces a challenge when the conditions of the quarantine pods take a serious toll on the participants that risk the success of the program. Meanwhile, Rose witnesses a disturbing medical emergency and Darius catches on to a fellow participant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202747 +0000" stop="20260817211044 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say No to Drugs - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The final participant enters the program while the others confront new challenges around drugs, COVID, and intense inmates.</desc>
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    <title>General Population - S07E05</title>
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    <title>The Gambit - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions mount throughout the jail as the participants reckon with old habits while trying to stay on task.</desc>
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    <title>Pain, Pads &amp; Police - S07E07</title>
    <desc>General population proves to be no walk in the park as the participants deal with shake downs, a flooded pod, unwanted attention, and dirty laundry.</desc>
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    <title>Who Runs the Pod? - S07E08</title>
    <desc>A new inmate enters the men’s pod and begins rustling everyone’s feathers.</desc>
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    <title>Inmate or Civilian - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Rose grapples with devastating news while Trinity encourages the women to find positive ways to express themselves.</desc>
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    <title>Never Going Back - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Carlos learns why he was removed from the program early; Darius struggles to keep peace in the pod; The serenity within the women's pod is shattered; the three remaining participants meet with the sheriff to debrief him on what they've discovered.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>When the participants reunite to discuss the highs and lows of their re-incarceration in the Henry County Jail, explosive arguments erupt within the group.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The participants press Sheriff Scandrett and his team on the difficult conditions they endured during their time in the Henry County Jail, and Shaquille O'Neal makes a surprise appearance.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Pitt County - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The first three participants enter Pitt County Detention Center in North Carolina to begin their 60 days inside the jail.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Nope! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>As two more participants enter Pitt County Detention Center, some may already be wavering on their commitment to make it through quarantine.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to Gen Pop - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jamil and Steven enter general population, and as a new volunteer enters the Pitt County Detention Center, another participant questions their decision to continue with the program.</desc>
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    <title>You Can Die in a Place Like This - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Suspicions mount and pressure builds as the participants try to focus on their missions and keep their cover.</desc>
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    <title>Sheriff... We Have A Problem - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Chaos ensues in both the Men's and the Women's pods, leaving Sheriff Dance concerned with the state of the program.</desc>
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    <title>New Clown, Same Circus - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Dance meets the two new volunteers before Orion enters the program. Jamil and Drip go head-to-head while constant aggression in the women's pod force. Brittany and Sara to try to find a solution.</desc>
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    <title>Mama Didn't Raise No Punk Bitch - S08E07</title>
    <desc>The last new participant Kendra embeds while Orion loses his cool with a CO. Accusations of stealing leads to chaos within the women's pod and one participant seemingly gives up on the mission.</desc>
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    <title>Pill Trades, Drug Raids - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining participants encounter obstacles while trying to fulfill their missions as drugs run rampant throughout PCDC, resulting in a full shakedown.</desc>
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    <title>One Pill Too Many - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Orion moves to a new pod and is forced to make a tough choice, Jamil faces an old foe, Brittany loses her patience with Candace, a vicious fight breaks out between two inmates which affects Kendra and Brittany, while Sara's new roommate threatens the sobriety of the pod.</desc>
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    <title>To the Bitter End - S08E10</title>
    <desc>As each participant nears the end of the program, Jamil tries a new tactic; Brittany reconciles with her roomie; Orion's old cellmate gets into a brutal fight; officers raid one cell, which pleases Kendra but puts Sara in the crosshairs.</desc>
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    <title>After the 60 Days (1) - S08E11</title>
    <desc>After the remaining participant leaves the program, the Sheriff and her staff process how to implement the feedback as the inmates continue serving their time.</desc>
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    <title>After the 60 Days (2) - S08E12</title>
    <desc>The participants have left the program, cameras remain to document changes being implemented throughout Pitt County Detention Center, and the raid expands to the men's unit which takes the inmates by surprise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818112205 +0000" stop="20260818120239 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Aftermath (1) - S08E13</title>
    <desc>In part one of the season 8 reunion, sparks fly and tempers flare as host Mona Scott-Young grills the original six participants, who reunite with Sheriff Dance and Chief Capehart for the first time since leaving the 60 Days In program.</desc>
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    <title>The Aftermath (2) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>In part two of the season 8 reunion, Orion and Kendra are revealed to everyone and tensions boil over when Jacob goes head to head with the other participants. Sheriff Dance and Chief Capehart reveal what lies ahead for PCDC.</desc>
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    <title>No Tap Outs - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Sheriff Mike Smith prepares seven volunteers to go inside the Utah County Jail to reveal all the problems that have been out of sight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818132742 +0000" stop="20260818141035 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cover Story Chaos - S09E02</title>
    <desc>The first three participants enter Utah County Jail to begin their 60 days undercover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818141035 +0000" stop="20260818145310 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Thought You Had a Friend - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Scarlett, Daniel, and Corey try to find their way in The Utah County Jail. Daniel makes careless mistakes that could put him in danger, while Scarlett is troubled by a bossy trustee. Corey's sexuality becomes a source of conflict but a new cellmate in Gen Pop offers him acceptance. And while newcomer Nina is at risk of not taking jail seriously enough, ex-con Fabian remembers the horrors of jail all too well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818145310 +0000" stop="20260818153622 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tooth Crack Down - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Three more participants enter general population as Corey's dental distress sends him over the edge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818153622 +0000" stop="20260818161934 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Complimentary Shanks &amp; Lockdowns - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The team struggles to adapt to life inside and as the final participant enters the jail, the pact is already broken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818161934 +0000" stop="20260818170245 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail Lunacy - S09E06</title>
    <desc>The desolate reality of jail continues to challenge the team, causing a second participant to give the emergency signal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818170245 +0000" stop="20260818174556 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Clippers - S09E07</title>
    <desc>As the team continues its time in jail, some participants navigate their new surroundings while another finds it too much to handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818174556 +0000" stop="20260818182843 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Celly Suspicions - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Conflicts with inmates and growing suspicion spells trouble for the team, and one participant is moved out of the pod.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818182843 +0000" stop="20260818191155 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surging Suspicions - S09E09</title>
    <desc>As a new participant enters the jail, the rest of the team is at their breaking point, which leads to a dangerous discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818191155 +0000" stop="20260818195427 +0000" channel="C357.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm an Inmate Now - S09E10</title>
    <desc>The Sheriff's team takes unprecedented measures to protect Daniel when his true identity is discovered by the deputies, while Qwell discovers inmates are hiding substances in the greenhouse, and an incident in the women's pod causes Nina and Scarlett to sever their bond as teammates.</desc>
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    <title>Boundaries and Thorns - S09E11</title>
    <desc>With the end of the program drawing near, the participants struggle to tie up loose ends, fend off suspicion, and face real problems in the jail.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816192540 +0000" stop="20260816201045 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201045 +0000" stop="20260816205725 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205725 +0000" stop="20260816214224 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816214224 +0000" stop="20260816222700 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222700 +0000" stop="20260816231353 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816231353 +0000" stop="20260817000133 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000133 +0000" stop="20260817004914 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004914 +0000" stop="20260817013326 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817013326 +0000" stop="20260817022029 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022029 +0000" stop="20260817030630 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030630 +0000" stop="20260817035052 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817035052 +0000" stop="20260817043643 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043643 +0000" stop="20260817052147 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052147 +0000" stop="20260817060828 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060828 +0000" stop="20260817065326 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817073803 +0000" stop="20260817082456 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082456 +0000" stop="20260817091236 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091236 +0000" stop="20260817100016 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100016 +0000" stop="20260817104429 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104429 +0000" stop="20260817113132 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113132 +0000" stop="20260817121732 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121732 +0000" stop="20260817130155 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130155 +0000" stop="20260817134746 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134746 +0000" stop="20260817143250 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143250 +0000" stop="20260817151931 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151931 +0000" stop="20260817160429 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160429 +0000" stop="20260817164906 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164906 +0000" stop="20260817173558 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173558 +0000" stop="20260817182339 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182339 +0000" stop="20260817191119 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deadly: Fact or Folklore - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Langur monkeys, tigers, Joro spiders and tomistomas compete with Asian needle ants, otters and king cobras for first place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817191119 +0000" stop="20260817195532 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Accidental Assassins - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Will top honors be won by water buffaloes, needlefish, toxic crabs, mugger crocodiles, box jellyfish or reticulated pythons?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195532 +0000" stop="20260817204234 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pretty and Painful - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Cone snails, Asian black bears, red pandas and deadly coral snakes battle Eurasian lynxes, Asian elephants and red lionfish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204234 +0000" stop="20260817212835 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Less Travelled - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212835 +0000" stop="20260817221258 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Jungle - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221258 +0000" stop="20260817225848 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Corner Me, I'll Fight - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225848 +0000" stop="20260817234353 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234353 +0000" stop="20260818003034 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big! Banded! and Billed! - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Giant moray eels complete with gaurs, banded sea kraits, asian forest scorpions, gharials, billfish and Asian giant hornets in the final round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003034 +0000" stop="20260818011532 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fearsome Finalists - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The 72 most formidable wild animals in Asia have been profiled and the finalists selected -- but only one can be named most dangerous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011532 +0000" stop="20260818020009 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wrong Place, Wrong Time - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Rhinos and Indian leopards are a threat, but how do they stack up against Asian forest centipedes, orangutans and flower urchins?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020009 +0000" stop="20260818024701 +0000" channel="C358.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaws and Claws - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Golden eagles, coconut crabs, sharks and camel spiders face off for most terrifying against sun bears and saltwater crocodiles.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chemical Warfare - S01E03</title>
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    <desc>Slow lorises, plague-bearing black rats, fat-tailed scorpions, Indian cobras, poisonous toads and stingrays vie for the top spot.</desc>
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    <desc>Facing off for top predator status are Asiatic lions, Lomodo dragons, electric rays, golden jackals, wolverines, striped eel catfish and brown bears.</desc>
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    <desc>The field narrows as wild boars, feral dogs, pufferfish, Indian red scorpions, Asian tiger mosquitoes and common kraits square off.</desc>
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    <desc>The formidable features of wolves, stonefish and Malayan porcupines are compared against those of sloth bears, gibbons and snow leopards.</desc>
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    <title>The Bold and the Brutal - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Honey badgers don't care, but Russell's vipers, triggerfish, macaques, yaks and blue-ringed octopuses nearly match their daunting reputation.</desc>
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    <title>Stealth Hunters - S01E10</title>
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    <title>The Final Countdown - S01E12</title>
    <desc>The top 11 "fearsome finalists" from previous episodes, including bugs, bats, spiders and snakes, battle it out for the No. 1 spot.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Jeopardy - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Deadly Bites - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Orcas possess awesome speed, power and intelligence, but the rattlesnake, black widow spider and even the mosquito challenge them in dangerousness.</desc>
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    <title>The Freaks - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Killer or Saviours - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Pack Hunters - S01E05</title>
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    <title>One Hit Wonders - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Stop! Danger Ahead - S01E07</title>
    <desc>A friendly-looking but deadly seal prowls the frigid waters off the tip of South America. The recluse spider's sting is painful, then rots away flesh.</desc>
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    <title>Best Left Alone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The murky rivers of the tropics contain a shocking surprise: the electric eel. The cute capybara and the furry llama can be surprisingly treacherous.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Are They For Real? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The elephant seal's crushing head-butt is a killer skill, but the bites of both the Amazonian giant centipede and the vampire bat are horrifying.</desc>
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    <title>Forsaking All Others - S12E04</title>
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    <title>When Two Worlds Collide - S12E06</title>
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    <title>The Ball and Chain - S12E07</title>
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    <title>Love Is a Work in Progress - S12E08</title>
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    <title>Actions Speak Louder Than Words - S12E09</title>
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    <title>I'm Questioning Everything - S12E10</title>
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    <title>Meeting The Family - S12E11</title>
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    <title>So Help Me God - S12E12</title>
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    <title>Do I Stay or Do I Go? - S12E13</title>
    <desc>Catie questions a monogamous future; Edward storms off when Marissa still has cold feet; Rasit gives Mallorie an ultimatum; Rod grills Maxwell; Shea is caught between his daughter and fiancée; Paula thinks Thomas is being controlling.</desc>
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    <title>On Borrowed Time - S12E14</title>
    <desc>Catie brings up a sensitive topic with Josh. Paula's family arrive from Brazil. Ashia gets stuck in an intervention. Edward and Marissa's date night goes awry. Debby delivers some big news to her friends.</desc>
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    <title>I Got My Visa! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Using a unique 90 Day Fiancé visa, four women will travel to the US to live with their overseas fiancés for the first time. Each couple will have just 90 days to decide to get married or send their international mate home.</desc>
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    <title>Culture Shock - S01E02</title>
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    <title>New Couples, New Journeys - S02E01</title>
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    <title>I'm Home America - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Touchdown! - S02E04</title>
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    <title>Red Flags - S02E09</title>
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    <title>I'm Gonna Go Home - S02E10</title>
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    <title>The Couples Tell All - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Departures and Arrivals - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Using a unique visa six new couples embark on the 90-day journey. Their foreign mates will travel to the US and have 90 days to get married or leave the country. But for a few couples the adventure is on hold as they wait in limbo for visa approval.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to the Family - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Questions &amp; Answers - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Full of Surprises - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Missing Home - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Lights, Camera, Drama - S03E06</title>
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    <title>Don't Push Me - S03E07</title>
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    <title>Bachelorette Blues - S03E08</title>
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    <title>What Do You Know About Love? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mark asks Nikki to sign a pre-nup. Loren is in tears as Alexei looks at flights home. Carolina confronts her future Mother-in-Law. Melanie can't contain her emotions before the big day. Josh has wedding night jitters and Kyle hopes his mother will show up</desc>
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    <title>This is It - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Tell All - S03E11</title>
    <desc>All six couples meet for the first time, sitting down with Erica Hill. One couple is expecting a baby; another couple shares why their wedding almost didn't happen; and still another discuss why parents initially objected.</desc>
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    <title>For Your Eyes Only - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Before the foreigners arrive, the Americans must prepare. This special episode showcases the anxiety before each relationship's 90-day clock begins - and in once case, before the decision to apply for the Visa process has even been made.</desc>
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    <title>You Say Goodbye, I Say Hello - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Nicole lands in Morocco to meet her fiancé for the first time while Jorge wonders if he still has a fiancé. Then, six 90 day couples return for Happily Ever After? and for Danielle and Mohammed things take an unbelievable turn.</desc>
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    <title>Meet the Family - S04E03</title>
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    <title>Life's a Beach - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Testing the Waters - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Jorge reveals a major secret about his past to Anfisa and we meet Narkiya whose fiancé Lowo catfished her.</desc>
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    <title>I Can See the Cracks - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Azan has a surprise for Nicole, Chantel has a breakdown, Anfisa tries on a $45,000 gown and Narkiya hasn't heard from Lowo.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Tell the Truth - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Nicole struggles to keep up with Azan, with time almost out Chantel is forced to tell her family the truth and Anfisa decides to model.</desc>
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    <title>This Is What You Came For - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Anfisa reveals her true intentions, Chantel begs for forgiveness and Nicole is unsure if she should move ahead with the visa.</desc>
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    <title>You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Anfisa kicks Jorge out and Chantel is faced with an ultimatum.</desc>
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    <title>Confessions of a Foreign Fiance - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Anfisa pushes Jorge over the line and Alla confesses a secret.</desc>
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    <title>Are You Ready For This? - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Anfisa may be on her way back to Russia. Nicole can't get in touch with Azan. Chantel &amp; Pedro worry no one will come to their wedding. Lowo's friend reveals a troubling secret to Narkiya</desc>
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    <title>Too Little Too Late - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Chantel &amp; Pedro head to the altar. Jorge &amp; Anfisa make the final decision about their rocky relationship. Nicole gets devastating news about the K1 Visa. Narkyia discovers yet another Lowo lie that jeopardizes everything.</desc>
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    <title>Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Jorge and Anfisa have a blowout fight on the way to the altar. Matt fears Patrick will object at his wedding. Narkyia debates ending her relationship with Lowo. Nicole has bad news for Azan.</desc>
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    <title>Tell All - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The couples from season 4 of 90 Day Fiancé come together for a sit down with Shaun Robinson to discuss all the drama of this past season and reveal what they're up to now.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818174329 +0000" stop="20260818182619 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Waiting Is the Hardest Part - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In this season premiere, couples who have their K-1 visa now begin their journey to the alter. Their foreign mates will travel to the US and have 90 days to get married, or leave the country. But some wait in limbo for visa approval.</desc>
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    <title>Parental Approval - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Evelyn's best friend thinks she is moving too fast. Despite her mother's resistance, Nicole and May leave for Morocco. David struggles to come up with enough money to satisfy Annie's family. Molly's conservative father questions Luis' intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818191338 +0000" stop="20260818195634 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring on the 90 Days - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The 90 days begin for 2 couples as foreign fiancés land in America. Before she heads to Ireland, Elizabeth's friends have concerns about Andrei. Azan welcomes Nicole and May in Morocco and is faced with parenting a toddler. We also meet a new couple.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818195634 +0000" stop="20260818203828 +0000" channel="C362.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Morning America - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The first morning in America is off to a rough start for both Evelyn &amp; David and Molly &amp; Luis. In Morocco, Nicole and Azan disagree on how to parent May. Elizabeth's lawyer gives distressing news about Andrei's visa. David meets Annie's parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816193113 +0000" stop="20260816201340 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How We Get to Peace - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s determination to protect Madi puts Bellamy in an impossible position.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816201340 +0000" stop="20260816205531 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sic Semper Tyrannis - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The growing fractures in Wonkru threaten to explode once and for all. Meanwhile, in Shallow Valley, Murphy starts a fire, unleashing catastrophic results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816205531 +0000" stop="20260816213755 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Warriors Will - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Monty strives to show Wonkru an alternative to war, and to the valley itself. Meanwhile, Abby’s health continues to deteriorate, along with McCreary’s patience.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816213755 +0000" stop="20260816222018 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dark Year - S05E11</title>
    <desc>As Clarke races to save Abby, she learns more about the trials and tribulations Wonkru faced in the bunker, and the impossible decisions they were forced to make in the dark year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816222018 +0000" stop="20260816230246 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damocles (1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Octavia leads her people into war. While behind enemy lines, our heroes must overcome their differences to save Wonkru from extinction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230246 +0000" stop="20260816234514 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Damocles (2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends must risk everything to fight one last battle for survival, only to glimpse an even darker threat to the last living valley on Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234514 +0000" stop="20260817002743 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sanctum - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Still reeling after receiving Monty’s message, a small group goes down to explore the mysterious new planet. Back on the Mothership, several members of Wonkru face the consequences of their decisions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817002743 +0000" stop="20260817011013 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Sun Rising - S06E02</title>
    <desc>The team on the ground fights to survive the threat they face on the new planet. Meanwhile, Raven must join forces with an unlikely ally to save everyone on board the mothership.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817011013 +0000" stop="20260817015240 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Children of Gabriel - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Clarke tries to win over the leaders of Sanctum in order to let her people stay. Meanwhile, Bellamy, Echo and Octavia discover a new threat while on a mission to retrieve the transport ship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817015240 +0000" stop="20260817023457 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face Behind the Glass - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Clarke embraces the traditions of Sanctum and tries to make amends for her past actions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817023457 +0000" stop="20260817031728 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gospel of Josephine - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Jordan investigates Sanctum. Meanwhile, Octavia and Diyoza discover the threats of the new planet firsthand. Lastly, Bellamy and Clarke butt heads.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031728 +0000" stop="20260817040000 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memento Mori - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Diyoza learns more about the mysterious Children of Gabriel while Abby continues searching for a way to save Kane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040000 +0000" stop="20260817044229 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nevermind - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s past catches up to her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817044229 +0000" stop="20260817052427 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old Man and the Anomaly - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Octavia and Diyoza make their way to the mysterious anomaly in search of the Old Man. Meanwhile, Murphy has an offer for Emori.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817052427 +0000" stop="20260817060554 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You Take With You - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Bellamy must venture into enemy territory with an unlikely companion. Meanwhile, Octavia is forced to confront her past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060554 +0000" stop="20260817064827 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matryoshka - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Russell seeks justice. Meanwhile, Gabriel must make a difficult choice. Lastly, the Blake siblings reunite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817064827 +0000" stop="20260817073057 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes to Ashes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Octavia must work together to save their friends. Echo is forced to face her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817073057 +0000" stop="20260817081311 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adjustment Protocol - S06E12</title>
    <desc>A special Naming Day changes everything in Sanctum. Gabriel comes face to face with an old friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817081311 +0000" stop="20260817085540 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blood of Sanctum - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Sanctum becomes a battleground between the devout and the non-believers. The mystery of the anomaly deepens.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817085540 +0000" stop="20260817093807 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From the Ashes - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends attempt to rebuild Sanctum as a new threat rises in the woods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817093807 +0000" stop="20260817102023 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garden - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Echo and Gabriel learn more about Hope and her mysterious past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817102023 +0000" stop="20260817110254 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>False Gods - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Raven faces an unexpected threat. Clarke must keep the peace among opposing factions in Sanctum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817110254 +0000" stop="20260817114518 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hesperides - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Mysterious outsiders arrive with news of Clarke's missing people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817114518 +0000" stop="20260817122735 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Bardo - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Octavia gets to know a whole new world. Meanwhile, Murphy and Emori play make believe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817122735 +0000" stop="20260817130942 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nakara - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends find themselves on a planet that is not what it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817130942 +0000" stop="20260817135118 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Queen's Gambit - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Emori tries to heal Sanctum's old familial wounds while Echo, Octavia and Diyoza struggle with new ones.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817135118 +0000" stop="20260817143347 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anaconda - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke confronts a new adversary. A surprising connection takes us back to the past and to the nuclear apocalypse that destroyed the Earth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817143347 +0000" stop="20260817151506 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flock - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Murphy and Indra must defuse a tense situation. Old friends make new allegiances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817151506 +0000" stop="20260817155735 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Little Sacrifice - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Sheidheda makes his move. A Disciple goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817155735 +0000" stop="20260817164004 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Etherea - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Where in the universe is Bellamy Blake?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817164004 +0000" stop="20260817172224 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stranger - S07E12</title>
    <desc>It's a new day in Sanctum. Clarke, Octavia, Raven and Echo struggle with a new foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817172224 +0000" stop="20260817180420 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Giant - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The red sun derails Clarke's plans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817180420 +0000" stop="20260817184639 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Sort of Homecoming - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Clarke and her friends reckon with all that has happened only to find an unexpected threat looming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817184639 +0000" stop="20260817192858 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dying of the Light - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Octavia mount a desperate rescue mission as the Disciples close in on what they want.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192858 +0000" stop="20260817201214 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last War - S07E16</title>
    <desc>After all the fighting and loss, Clarke and her friends have reached the final battle. But is humanity worthy of something greater?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817201214 +0000" stop="20260817205330 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ninety-seven years ago, nuclear Armageddon decimated planet Earth, destroying civilization. The only survivors were the 400 inhabitants of 12 international space stations that were in orbit at the time. Three generations have been born in space, and the survivors now number 4,000. With resources running out on their dying "Ark", 100 juvenile delinquents are sent to Earth to determine if Earth is finally survivable. Among the 100 young exiles are Clarke, the bright teenage daughter of the Ark’s chief medical officer; the daredevil Finn; the brother/sister duo of Bellamy and Octavia, whose illegal sibling status has always led them to flaunt the rules, the lighthearted Jasper and the resourceful Monty. Technologically blind to what’s happening on the planet below them, the Ark’s leaders — Clarke’s widowed mother, Abby; Chancellor Jaha; and his shadowy second in command, Kane — are faced with difficult decisions about life, death and the continued existence of the human race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817205330 +0000" stop="20260817213551 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Skills - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Having discovered that Jasper may still be alive, Clarke, Bellamy, Octavia, Finn and Monty set out on a mission to locate their friend and are shocked at what they find. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is determined to get to Earth, and enlists Raven to craft an escape pod.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817213551 +0000" stop="20260817221811 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth Kills - S01E03</title>
    <desc>In a desperate attempt to treat Jasper’s festering wounds, Clarke, Finn and Wells set out in search of a seaweed antibiotic. Bellamy and his crew go hunting for food, and are joined by Charlotte, a lovable 13-year-old, who feels safe under Bellamy’s protection. A thick, acidic fog appears, forcing Clarke, Finn and Wells to seek shelter inside an ancient van. While they are trapped, Clarke confronts Wells on his betrayal that resulted in her father’s death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221811 +0000" stop="20260817225909 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Murphy's Law - S01E04</title>
    <desc>After the shocking death of one of their own, Clarke and Finn grow closer as they try to figure out a way to communicate with the Ark. Bellamy must keep the group from turning on one another as life on Earth takes a desperate turn. Meanwhile, Abby risks having herself floated in order to give Raven the chance to stow-away in the escape pod bound for Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225909 +0000" stop="20260817234011 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twilight's Last Gleaming - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Clarke’s newfound romance with Finn is threatened. Octavia suffers a blow to the head and wakes up to find a Grounder watching her. On the Ark, Abby exposes Kane’s plan to reduce the population of the Ark. Jaha and Abby notice a signal and realize at least some of the 100 must still be alive on Earth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234011 +0000" stop="20260818002235 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>His Sister's Keeper - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Bellamy leads his crew into Grounder territory as they search for Octavia. Raven can't help but notice the deep connection between Finn and Clarke. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Bellamy's and Octavia's childhood on the Ark.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818002235 +0000" stop="20260818010438 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Contents Under Pressure - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Raven make contact with the Ark, and Abby guides Clarke through a dangerous procedure in a desperate move to save one of their own. Meanwhile, on the Ark, Abby is removed from the council, and former Chancellor Diana Sydney takes her place. Jaha reveals to Abby that there are not enough drop ships for everyone on the Ark to go down to Earth, and Kane begins to deal with his guilt over his recent decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818010438 +0000" stop="20260818014656 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Trip - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Bellamy go on a mission to find supplies for approaching winter. Some of the 100 accidentally eat nuts with powerfully hallucinogenic properties and lose their grasp on reality. Meanwhile, Octavia seizes the opportunity to help a friend escape, and a terrifying event brings Clarke and Bellamy closer. On the Ark, Commander Shumway secretly assigns one of the 100 to kill one of his own, and the treacherous actions of Diane Sydney are revealed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818014656 +0000" stop="20260818022819 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unity Day - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Finn attempt to broker peace with the Grounders but all hell breaks loose when Bellamy, Jasper and Raven show up armed and ready for battle. Octavia and Lincoln grow closer. Meanwhile, tragedy strikes during the Unity Day celebration on the Ark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022819 +0000" stop="20260818031046 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Become Death - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Murphy returns to camp claiming to have been held captive and tortured by the Grounders, and Clarke and Bellamy have very different opinions on how to handle his return. Octavia sneaks away to find Lincoln and returns with a serious warning for the 100. Meanwhile, a mysterious virus strikes camp forcing many to be quarantined, and Jasper pulls off a heroic move.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818031046 +0000" stop="20260818035243 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Calm - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With a low food supply at camp, Clarke and Finn lead a group out to hunt for food and wind up in a compromising position. With Finn’s life in danger, Clarke makes a game-changing decision. Meanwhile, Raven makes Bellamy an offer he can’t refuse. On the Ark – Kane risks his life and is reunited with Chancellor Jaha and Abby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818035243 +0000" stop="20260818043506 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Grounders (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Finn escape one dangerous situation only to find themselves faced with a new enemy. Bellamy makes a heroic move to save Jasper. Raven faces a new danger, and Murphy finally gets his revenge. Meanwhile, those remaining on the Ark are coming to terms with the inevitable.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818043506 +0000" stop="20260818051729 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Grounders (2) - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke pleads with Bellamy to do the right thing as conflict on the ground comes to a head. Bellamy forces Octavia to make a difficult decision. Raven and Jasper work against time and Finn makes a bold move. Meanwhile, the situation on the Ark comes to a stunning conclusion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818051729 +0000" stop="20260818060002 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The 48 - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Clarke is still alone in the white room, frantically trying to make sense of her bizarre surroundings, while the fate of Bellamy, Finn and Raven is still unknown. Lincoln and Octavia’s daring plan is thwarted and an enemy returns. Meanwhile, Abby, Kane and the survivors of the Ark must face physical and moral dilemmas in their dangerous and beautiful new world. Finally, Jaha makes a heroic decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818060002 +0000" stop="20260818064235 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inclement Weather - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A suspicious Clarke confronts President Dante Wallace and demands answers. Kane interrogates one of The 100, and Abby performs emergency surgery. Meanwhile, Octavia resorts to violence to find Lincoln.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064235 +0000" stop="20260818072459 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reapercussions - S02E03</title>
    <desc>When Clarke discovers a horrifying project being carried out in Mount Weather’s medical ward, she joins forces with an unlikely ally. After Abby confesses to committing a crime, Kane issues an order to have her brutally punished. Meanwhile, Monty warns a distracted Jasper that Clarke could be in trouble, and Octavia continues to fight for Lincoln.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818072459 +0000" stop="20260818080648 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Many Happy Returns - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After being betrayed by someone she thought she could trust, Clarke takes matters into her own hands and proves she’s not going down without a flight. Bellamy, Finn and Murphy race against time to save a stranger. Meanwhile, tensions rise between Raven and Wick while working together, and an unexpected reunion occurs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818080648 +0000" stop="20260818084908 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Human Trials - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kane leads a mission to make peace with the Grounders. Meanwhile, Jasper agrees to participate in a risky experiment, Lincoln enters a world of pain and President Dante Wallace issues a warning. Finally, Finn’s search for Clarke takes a violent turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818084908 +0000" stop="20260818093141 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fog of War - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Tensions run high between Clarke and Finn, while Raven discovers that Mount Weather is interfering with their communication systems. Meanwhile, Jasper and Monty discover the truth about what’s going on at Mount Weather and Octavia comes face-to-face with her worst nightmare. Finally, President Dante Wallace is about to be betrayed by those closest to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818093141 +0000" stop="20260818101414 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Long Into an Abyss - S02E07</title>
    <desc>As Abby and Jaha each try to establish their authority, Clarke comes up with a plan to stop the Grounders' attack. At Mount Weather, Jasper, Monty, Miller and Harper plan their escape, as Dr. Tsing and Cage conduct deadly experiments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818101414 +0000" stop="20260818105648 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spacewalker - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Clarke returns to Camp Jaha with devastating news. Finn struggles with the aftermath of his actions. Abby gathers information from an unlikely source and prepares for a fight. Meanwhile, flashbacks reveal Finn and Raven’s relationship on the Ark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818105648 +0000" stop="20260818113912 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Remember Me - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Clarke strikes a deal with Lexa and Indra. Abby and Kane begin to realize that decision making powers are out of their hands. A seething Raven is unable to control her emotions. A bold move threatens to destroy the newly formed alliance between the sky people and the Grounders, and a familiar face haunts Clarke. Meanwhile, back at Mount Weather, Monty comes up with a risky plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113912 +0000" stop="20260818122118 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survival of the Fittest - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Lives are at risk as Clarke and Lexa encounter a new enemy. Bellamy and Lincoln agree to work together to break into Mount Weather. Murphy helps Jaha confront his past. Meanwhile, Indra makes Octavia an offer she can’t refuse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122118 +0000" stop="20260818130252 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup de Grâce - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Lincoln’s attempt to sneak into Mount Weather has brutal consequences. Abby fights to stay in control as Clarke steps up in her new leadership role. Meanwhile, with Monty and Harper still missing, a desperate Jasper confronts President Wallace and demands answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130252 +0000" stop="20260818134526 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rubicon - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Tensions between Clarke and Abby come to a head after Clarke crosses the line. Raven helps Bellamy navigate Mount Weather. Jaha and Murphy encounter a stranger who may not be what she seems. Octavia is prepared to fight for someone she loves. Meanwhile, things reach a breaking point at Mount Weather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134526 +0000" stop="20260818142700 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Resurrection - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Clarke begins to question Lexa’s leadership decisions. Abby struggles to help an injured Kane. Indra continues to push Octavia. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Jasper steps up into the role of leader, and Cage throws Maya into a life threatening situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142700 +0000" stop="20260818150928 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bodyguard of Lies - S02E14</title>
    <desc>While preparing for battle, Clarke and Lexa have a heated discussion. Desperate for help, Raven has Wick summoned to the engineering room. Jaha and Murphy encounter a perilous roadblock. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Bellamy is in a race against time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150928 +0000" stop="20260818155200 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Must Have Blood (1) - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Clarke and Lexa prepare for battle, while Raven and Wick experience a major setback. Meanwhile, Octavia and Lincoln are each forced to make a difficult decision. At Mount Weather, Jasper and Maya witness a horrible act, Bellamy follows through on a promise and Cage goes public with powerful information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155200 +0000" stop="20260818163433 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood Must Have Blood (2) - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The journey to the City of Light continues, and Jaha makes a move that shocks Murphy. Clarke receives help from an unexpected source, a visitor surprises Octavia, and Lincoln gets his revenge. Meanwhile, at Mount Weather, Cage moves forward with his mission and Bellamy and the group struggle to break free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818163433 +0000" stop="20260818171701 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanheda (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Three months have passed since the tragedy at Mount Weather and our heroes learn that a bounty has been put on Clarke’s head. Unbeknownst to Clarke, a team led by Bellamy and Kane journeys deep into Grounder territory to save her. Meanwhile, Murphy finds his way to the mansion and discovers a very different Jaha on a very different mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171701 +0000" stop="20260818175929 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wanheda (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bellamy and Kane risk life and limb to rescue Clarke. In an attempt to avoid worrying about her daughter, Abby focuses on whether to open Mount Weather as a medical facility. Murphy plots to betray his former Chancellor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175929 +0000" stop="20260818184118 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ye Who Enter Here - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Clarke wrestles with a decision. Bellamy learns that something isn't what it seems. Murphy plots to betray his former Chancellor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184118 +0000" stop="20260818192311 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Watch the Thrones - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Clarke discovers the mastermind behind a devious plan. Kane struggles to keep the peace. Meanwhile, Jasper’s grief drives him to reckless behavior.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192311 +0000" stop="20260818200453 +0000" channel="C365.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hakeldama - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Pike's twisted crusade threatens Clarke's attempts for peace. Raven becomes a target. Murphy tries to conspire against Jaha.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194524 +0000" stop="20260816200929 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816200929 +0000" stop="20260816203333 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Lester goes to watch the game at a friend's house, Mary and the ladies decide to have a girl's night out. They go to a club/bar where Pearl meets man. They hit it off.
When Pearl comes home, she tells Mary that she and Felix are engaged. Mary seems to be the only one concerned about it, while Rose and Sandra want to throw her a bridal shower. Mary thinks that he is after Pearl's money. Pearl doesn't care what Mary thinks, and she and Felix get married any way.
When she returns from her honeymoon, Mary apoligizes, but Pearl has bad news. Felix passed away. She admits to Mary that they knew that he was dying. Because she loved him and didn't want him to be lonely, they married so soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203333 +0000" stop="20260816205722 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Calvin befriends a new kid named Ron who says that his money comes from his rich uncle. He buys Calvin a new pair of shoes and offers to take Calvin and Brenda to a Stevie Wonder Concert. Mary doesn't like the way Ron is ""trying to buy friends.""
For $50, Ron gets Calvin to give someone a sealed package and in return he receives $1000 to give back to Ron. Once Pearl and Mary find out, they conclude that Ron is a drug dealer. Mary goes to talk to Ron's mother about his free spending and the fact that he is a drug dealer, but his mother refuses to believe Mary.
Calvin confronts Ron about using him to deliver drugs and Ron admits that he used Calvin and all it cost him was a pair of shoes.
Later that day at a drug meeting, Ron's mother shows up and tells the 227 residents that Ron was stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205722 +0000" stop="20260816212127 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Working Game - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Upset when Brenda comes home from University Day wanting to attend Northwestern, Mary anticipates an empty nest by demanding that Lester give her a job at the construction site --and gets fired on her first day. Mary takes a job at a travel agency (with Sandra), where her boss finds her so invaluable that he wants her to accompany him on a trip. The boss comes on to Sandra, who then quits and tells Mary not to go on the trip. She goes anyway, and Sandra then tells Lester about their boss. He surprises Mary in Philadelphia and jumps to the worng conclusions when he finds a man's suit and bathrobe in Mary's closet. He finds out that Mary bought them for him as a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212127 +0000" stop="20260816214537 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Snub - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Social Security office says that Pearl is dead, and the resulting protest lands Pearl, Mary and Rose in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214537 +0000" stop="20260816220935 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men's Club - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When The Owls Men's Club is giving Lester an award, Mary is excited until she finds out that women are not allowed in the club. Mary decides to dress up like a man (and Sandra has the same idea) and go to the ceremony.
After Lester gives his speech, Mary (still disguised as a man) runs up and kisses Lester! That's when she reveals who she is. Before she is escorted out, she gives a speech that says they should allow women into the club on special occasions like that one. They vote and agree on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220935 +0000" stop="20260816223331 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low Noon - S03E02</title>
    <desc>When Sandra is dating a man who wants to open a sleezy night club down the street, Mary starts a petition to keep it from opening. Meanwhile, Brenda is working on an assignment about black cowboys. While reading about he historical figures, Mary dreams that they all live in the old West.
Mary is ""2-Gun Mary,"" the fastest gun in the West. Lester is the marshall and Brenda-Sue is his daughter. Rose is a school marm turned cocktail dancer, Pearl is a dancer, and Sandra owns the saloon. When bad-guy Jessie comes into town, the town bands together to defeat him (which is what Mary would like to do iun reality).
When she awakens from her dream, she finds out that the petitions were successful and the club will not open.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223331 +0000" stop="20260816225729 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Building - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra introduces her boyfriend to the ladies, the same man that audited the Jenkins. Mary still does not like him, however he charms everyone and eventually wins Mary over. Rose decides to sell 227 to him because she is efficient with his building (across the street) and he handles some of the 227's problems.
The next day, a man shows up saying that he is going to demolish 227, but the only one who sees him is Mary. She blames Mr. Stone and tells the other residents. When Rose confronts Mr. Stone, he calls the deal off before Rose can say anything about the demolition, but Mr. Stone sends a building inspector around to persuade Rose to sell again.
When Rose agrees to sell, all of the tenants meet in the basement, Mary and Sandra both sign the contract as witnesses, and Mr. Stone admits his true intentions to demolish 227 and build expensive high rise condos. The contract ends up being void because Mary did not sign her actual name, but instead signed as ""Daffy Duck."" Rose remains the</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816225729 +0000" stop="20260816232127 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And Baby Makes Three - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary is concerned at Calvin and Brenda's nonchalance about teenage pregnancy, she designs an experiment with their sex education class where the kids must take care of an animal.
Brenda and Calvin ""adopt"" a piglet named Alberta and she is a handful. All of the kids in the class realize how hard it is to take care of animals, let alone a baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816232127 +0000" stop="20260816234526 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bull's Eye (a.k.a. Mistaken Identity) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A man with a knife rents an apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234526 +0000" stop="20260817000924 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (1) - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra meets Brenda's math teacher at the Jenkins' apt., they begin dating and he gets more serious than Sandra. Then, Sandra comes by the Jenkins' with her new rich date, while Mitchell is visiting. To get Sandra back, he spends all his money trying to wine and dine her. One night at the Piano Bar he announces that he is going to begin working as a computer exectutive, thereby making more money.
Mary talks to Sandra and says that Mitchell loves being a teacher and is only giving it up for Sandra and to make more money. He and Sandra talk and the show closes with Sandra announcing their engagement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000924 +0000" stop="20260817003321 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teach Me Tonight (2) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Sandra overhears how Mitchell interacts with his students and she tells him that he needs to continue teaching because he needs the kids and much as they need him.
Sandra and Mitchell confide in the Jenkins seperately that they are not ready to get married. When the minister asks if anyone objects, they both raise their hands. They decide that they are not the that the other should marry and need more time to decide whether or not they are ready to get married.
Meanwhile, the ladies try to teach Sandra how to cook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003321 +0000" stop="20260817005719 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See You in Court (a.k.a. They're Playing Our Song) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra go to court over song royalties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005719 +0000" stop="20260817012117 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Honeymoon's Over (a.k.a. The Most Happy Marriage) - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Lester's cousin and his wife come to visit the Jenkins, Mary brags about how they are the perfect couple who never argue and still begave like Honeymooners after five years of marriage. When they arrive, Sherry reveals to Mary that Ed is stiffling her and is too overprotective and she says that she is going to leave him that night.
Once Ed finds out that she left, he becomes depressed and there is nothing that the Jenkins or residents of 227 can do to cheer him up. Sherry decides to come back and Mary coaches Ed on what to say, and tells him that he should change; he should be less overprotective. Sherry takes him back (or rather they take each other back).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012117 +0000" stop="20260817014440 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rapture - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Calvin and his friend Eddie are in danger of failing history, so the Jenkins, Rose, and Pearl try to tutor them. After failing the test the first time, they get a second chance to take the test.
After Brenda returns from a rap concert, Mary gets the idea that maybe they should study in rap form, since they seem to know so many rap lyrics. They do and they pass the test a second time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014440 +0000" stop="20260817020838 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Facade (a.k.a. Tangled Web) - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary goes to a seminar about success, she meets a business man who wants to build a $50 million museum. She tells him that Lester is a big time contractor and sets up a meeting date.
She uses Sandra's boyfriend's penthouse across the street to prove to Mr. Mortimer that she and Lester have lots of money. When Sandra's boyfriend comes home early, Mary's plan begins to fall apart. She admits what was going on to Mr. Mortimer and his wife. They understand, because Mrs. Mortimer says she, too, would do almost anything to aid in her husband's success. They end up using Lester's company for a smaller project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020838 +0000" stop="20260817023236 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talk Show - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job on a low budget television station, Channel 87.  She tried out for the weathergirl, but bombed!
So the station manager gives her another chance hosting her own talk show.  Mary, Lester, Rose and Pearl agree to be on the show and talk about various things (bake sale, rummage).  But the station manager wants ""Sex In The 80's"" as a topic, which makes them feel uncomfortable (except Pearl).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817023236 +0000" stop="20260817025634 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowbound - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester's flight to Hawaii is cancelled due to the blizzard, they go home only to find Rose, Pearl, Sandra and Calvin in their apt, which is one of two apts in 227 with working heat. They all stay there, including the Jenkins' cab driver, whose cab was stuck in the snow, for at least two days before everyone starts to get on everyone else's nerves.
When they realize how they were acting, and that Mary and Lester had to put up with their attitudes in addition to missing their flight, they decide to recreate Hawaii in the apt for Mary and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025634 +0000" stop="20260817032032 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shall We Dance? - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Mary catches Lester dancing with his old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032032 +0000" stop="20260817034430 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sing-Off - S03E15</title>
    <desc>For a choir sing-off, Mary has found housing for all of the competitors except one, and for good reason. He is rude, pushy and impatient. He winds up staying with the Jenkins.
He tries everything he can to guarantee that his choir will win, including taking the judges to dinner and bringing in a professional gospel singer.
The D.C. choir brings in Brenda, Tiffany and friends to sing with their choir, which gives them a unique, youthful sound. The competition ends in a tie, where both teams will represent the East Coast in the California semi-finals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034430 +0000" stop="20260817040827 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S03E16</title>
    <desc>When Calvin asks Brenda to his basketball ball, she is not able to go because she is still one week away from being 16 years old. She sulks because she can't go.
The next week, she has a sweet sixteen party and when Sandra asks what she will do now that she is 16, she announces that she is going to go on her first date, and NOT with Calvin. This shocks her parents and Calvin.
When the Jenkins meet her date they drill him before finally allowing them to leave. Around 11 o'clock, the Jenkins go outside the building to spy on Brenda and Durell. Brenda tells him that she is not ready to kiss him. And Calvin, who was hiding by the garbage cans, asks her out for next Friday night.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817040827 +0000" stop="20260817043225 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Roommate - S03E17</title>
    <desc>When the daughter of Lester's friend comes to stay with the Jenkins until the dorms at Howard University open, she gets a taste of the big city first hand. Sandra is behind on rent for three months and she decides to get a roommate.
Sweet, shy, quiet Donna becomes her roommate after the dorm overbooked. She takes a lesson from Sandra and begins dressing, walking, talking, and acting like her.
She steals Sandra's boyfriend and when Mary talks to her about the new Donna, she gets upset and leaves. Then her parents show up to check on their ""baby."" Mary stalls until finally Donna comes back. They talk privately and Donna apologizes and admits that she was not ready for ""life in the fast lane.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043225 +0000" stop="20260817045624 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Deal - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Lester's construction company has the chance to be purchased by a multi-national company. The lawyer that is over the proposed merger sub leases the apt and next door, and he and Mary start off on the wrong foot from the beginning. He requests tickets to see the Pointer Sisters, makes Mary cook a steak, (after she'd already made fish) mistakes her for the maid and tells her to clean his apt for $3.00 and hour.
When Mary can't get tickets, she, Rose and Sandra dress up as the Pointer Sisters and host a party for Thurmond. Lester decides that he does not want to sell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045624 +0000" stop="20260817052022 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors - S03E19</title>
    <desc>When Rose is looking for a live-in superintendent, Manny suggests his father, knowing that the Super's family will live with a 50% decrease in rent. When his family moves in, they later find out that he is also the Superintendent, but Alfonso has no skills in that area. Instead, he would rather play concert violin in a symphony.
When a try-out conflicts with his job as Super, he decides to complete his job as Super, but Rose allows him one more day to complete his job so he can try out for the Orchestra. He doesn't make it, but vows to put his all into being the Super.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052022 +0000" stop="20260817054417 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blues - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Brenda's grandfather arrives with a Wailing Eddie record in tow. While letting Brenda listen to it, she accidentally scratches it and her grandfather is devastated. She doesn't understand what's so special about the blues anyway.
Mary and Lester find another rare copy, and it too is ruined accidentally by Brenda.
This episode is cut with scenes of Sandra and Rose singing the blues and narrated by Brenda. Towards the end of the episode, she finally understands what the blue is all about, because she has them. Her grandfather is upset with her and everyone is coming down hard on her about the broken record. She and her grandfather reconcile and Pearl gets Wailing Eddie to come to the Jenkins' and sing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054417 +0000" stop="20260817060814 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Butler Did It - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Mary and Rose win a raffle contest and their prize is a butler for a week. They both become quickly annoyed with his presence and ""loan"" him to Sandra. When it is time for him to go home, his boss comes over to the Jenkins and fires him.
With no where to go, Alfred fakes a back ache and have the Jenkins' waiting on him hand and foot. His boss later come back and wants to take him back. He admits to Mary that it's only because it was in his father's will to that he must continue to employ Alfred in order to receive money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060814 +0000" stop="20260817063211 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Aching Back - S03E22</title>
    <desc>When a movie is being shot outside 227, Sandra asks the director if there is any role not yet filled. He gives her a line to say (""Officer, he went that way""), but she cannot say it as naturally as Mary, so he recasts Mary in the role. Sandra is upset.
Mary is so nervous, she practices the line day and night until finally she becomes so stressed that her back goes out. Rose brings a chiropractor to her house to relive her stress and straighten her up (she was bent over before).
When it comes time to say her line she does it well. Sandra winds up with a role after all-- the dead homeless person on the apt. steps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063211 +0000" stop="20260817065609 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Country Cousins - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Lester is informed that he has an inheritance coming to him. But before he can collect it, he has to live with some distant relatives and discovers that they are country folk and white.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065609 +0000" stop="20260817072007 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Friends - S03E24</title>
    <desc>When Mary's high school friend comes to visit, everyone is excited to meet her because she is a famous writer, psychologist, and romance adviser (like Dr. Ruth). Mary imagines what it would be like to be that famous and well liked. She begins to get jealous when Brenda tells her that she wants to be like Dr. Butler. She tells Lester how she feels and he admits that he thinks Thelma may be jealous of Mary and her stable life.
Mary and Thelma get in an argument about who is jealous of whom and they bring up a lot of things that happened in the past. They wind up laughing about how silly they were acting and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072007 +0000" stop="20260817074420 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Mary is the director for the church production of ""The Wiz"" and her cast is edgy. Meanwhile, the Jenkins' have a house guest. A college student who will be staying with them for a year. They are all surprised when 11 year old Alexandria shows up. She gets on everyone's nerves with her know-it-all attitude.
She reveals to Mary that she wants everyone to like her and she thinks that no one does at that moment. Mary tells her to just be herself, even if it means acting her age.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074420 +0000" stop="20260817080833 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide the Star - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Lester's business partner is Marvelous Marvin Hagler, but it must remain a secret. When Rose and Pearl see Mary acting so suspicious, ther decide to find out what is going on. They discover that Marvin is staying with the Jenkins and then the word gets out around town. Visitors swarm the Jenkins' apt for an autograph and eventually Marvin decides to leave, but there are no hard feelings between him and Lester.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080833 +0000" stop="20260817083239 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pageant - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sandra is the PR director for the Miss Teen Washington Pageant and she encourages Mary to let Brenda enter. After Mary checks everything out, she allows Brenda to enter. But then next day, the head of the pageant adds a new competition that Mary disapproves of: Bikini Aerobics.
She goes down to talk to Justin and he says that he can't get rid of that portion of the show or the cable company won't air it. When she and Brenda go backstage, they find out that the other girls feel as though that portion of the show is embarrassing and degrading. They decide to boycott, with the help of Bert Parks (the host) and Sandra, who feel as though she has been cheated by Justin.
Sandra, Mary, Pearl and Rose are ""the teens"" who are in the pageant, and when the time arrives for the bikini competition, the cable guy and Justin tear the contract up, saying that they didn't want to see a senior citizen in a bikini! They go on with ""Plan B"" which is where the teens actually come out on stage for the eveni</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083239 +0000" stop="20260817085651 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Your Pleasure - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sandra's cousin Conchita (also played by Jackee) comes to visit, and her finacee follows her to America. Conchita does not want to marry Carlos in an arranged marriage so she asks Sandra to tell him for her.
The two go back and forth with whether or not they want to marry each other, until finally Conchita realizes that she does love Carlos and they decide to get married.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085651 +0000" stop="20260817092034 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother from a Sister City - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Brenda is a star track star and her coach comes over to the Jenkins' for a cup of coffee and brings a friend of his-- Willie Amakye from Ghana. Willie needs to raise money to stay in America and train for the Olympics so Mary suggests a neighborhood marathon. He even gets his friend Florence Griffith Joyner to participate.
Mary solicits all of the sponsors, but when Brenda loses a track race, she loses her confidence also. She decides not to run and Flo Jo tries to convince her that you can't give up because of one loss.
When the snow causes all runners to quit, Willie continues runninig because he says he has to raise the money. When Brenda sees his determination, she decides to run alongside him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092034 +0000" stop="20260817094447 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And the Survey Says... - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Mary is a star player of "Family Feud"... in her house. She decides to try out for the show when it visits Washington D.C. Sandra also decides to try out, and when she and Mary argue during the interview, the producers decide to air a Neighbor's version of "Family Feud." She and Sandra pick teams from a hat and Sandra's team wins on the show. But in the final round, they only make 199 points-- one point away from 200, which was needed to win. Sandra decides to split the money they won (almost $1000) among everyone on both teams.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094447 +0000" stop="20260817100832 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Yen for Lester - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Lester and Raymond decide to buy a Jaoanese Restaurant together. Pearl and Rose each put in $500 and receive a stock of the restaurant. When the deal is sealed, the kitchen staff all quit, right before a Japanese tour group arrive to eat.
They all hustle to try to serve them but it is a disaster, as Pearl cannot cook (or understand) Japanese food and the ladies are horrible waitresses.
The chef returns and decides to buy the restaurant from Lester and Raymond at the same price they bought it for.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100832 +0000" stop="20260817103245 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Looking Back - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary throws pictures of Sandra, Rose and Pearl away, they each find them and reminisce over the past 3 227 seasons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103245 +0000" stop="20260817105658 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Night They Arrested Santa Claus - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alexandria doesn't celebrate Christmas so everyone tries to get her to feel the spirit of the holiday. Sandra meets a Santa on the street and brings him upstairs to meet Alexandria. But when everyone leaves the room, he steals all of their presents.
Mary, Lester, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each decide seperately to dress up as Santa and bring gifts to make Alexandria think that Santa had a change of heart. However, since the police is looking for Santa thieves, they all end up in jail as suspects.
Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria come to the precinct to get them all out and the real Santa is caught. He still has their presents. And Alexandria realizes how far everyone went to get her into the holiday spirit and she appreciates it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105658 +0000" stop="20260817112112 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real Decoys - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra gets a job as a meter maid. When Pearl gets her purse snatched while on her way to the bank with Mary and Rose's dues, Sandra and Mary hatch up an idea to stage a stake-out in the park. Rose and Mary pose as elderly women.
They become suspicious when a skater continues to skate past them and suspect that he is the mugger. An older man comes and sits on the bench with Mary and Rose. He eventually snatches their purses and the skater, who is an undercover cop tries to handcuff him. Sandra decides to be the hero when she jumps in, but she handcuffs the skater instead and the mugger gets away.
When they get home, Pearl realizes that the dues money wasn't in her purse but pinned inside another bra.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112112 +0000" stop="20260817114525 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play it Again, Stan - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester are on their way to the airport their tickets are stolen by a pick pocket who is running from the cops. As Lester and the police officer go after the man Mary waits in the cab and imagines their lives as the movie Casablanca.
In the end, Lester gets the tickets back and they go off to the airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114525 +0000" stop="20260817120938 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Class Act - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester go to parent's night a Brenda's school, Mary does not like the playfulness of her history teacher, or the fact that he does not give tests or homework. She asks the principal to monitor his class, but the principal fires him. When Brenda finds out that Mary was the ""loud-mouth"" parent that squealed, she is mad at Mary, but also feels sorry for Dylan, who she says is a good teacher.
Meanwhile, Sandra is a sales representative for Luscious Lingerie, and when her door-to-door sales are not profitable, she asks Mary if she can host a lingerie party at her apt. Mary agrees, but only if Dylan can assist her, to make some money for himself.
The party is successful, but Dylan says his heart is with teaching. When she finds out that Brenda and Calvin remember what Dylan's teaching them, she talks to the principal to get his job back. Dylan winds up moving into 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120938 +0000" stop="20260817123351 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Sandra asks Rose to take her place on a blind date. Little does she know that her blind date is a Prince! The ladies each take turns trying to impress him, but it's Brenda who catches his attention. She agrees to marry him, thinking that maybe her parents won't think that her proposed trip to Europe that summer isn't so bad after all.
The Jenkins decide to let her go through with the plan, but instead Calvin will be in a masked costume. They were thinking that Brenda will stop the ceremony before it's complete. But Brenda hears that plan and also decides not to stop the ceremony.
The Prince finds out about the plan and his chauffeur grabs Calvin while the Prince takes his place in the ceremony. After the ceremony is complete everyone finds out that Brenda actually married the Prince. The Jenkins are furious, and so is Brenda. She apologizes for saying that she'd marry him just to make her parents mad, and they get a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123351 +0000" stop="20260817125805 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Babes in the Woods - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Mary goes on a hike with the Buttercups, the group of young girls (like the Girl Scouts) that Alexandria wants to join. Sandra comes along also, thinking that the handsome leader would be there. They all get lost and decide to stay in a cabin until the next day.
Brenda and Lester hear on the radio that a woman escaped from a mental institution and is on the loose in the park. The ladies later hear the same message. When the ladies meet Ranger Granger they assume she is the escaped lunatic disguised as a ranger. When she is sleeping, they tie her up.
That's when the real lunatic showed up. The ladies wind up tying Lucinda Merkle up, and the police take her back to the asylum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125805 +0000" stop="20260817132209 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Date to Remember - S04E15</title>
    <desc>When Sandra goes on the Love Connection, she chooses Gary because he is the owner of a jewelry store. When he arrives, Mary is in Sandra's apt to greet him, because Sandra has gotten Mary's phone glued to her fingernail. They decide not to eat out, and Gary says that he will cook for Sandra. The problem is, Sandra doesn't have any food in her apt, so she goes to the Jenkins' to ""borrow"" food. While in the kitchen, Lester arrives with the loan officer.
It turns out that the loan officer is Gary's ex-wife! Mary tries to keep Sandra and Gary in the kitchen until Cynthia leaves. When she finally leaves, the coast is clear...until Cynthia comes back and sees Gary in the apt. She tells Lester that the deal is off and throws a pie in Gary's face.
She later returns to apologize for being unprofessional, but once again runs into Gary, this time kissing Sandra. She calls the deal off once again, and the entire group gets into an argument outside 227.
Sandra later finds out that Gary is the owner</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817132209 +0000" stop="20260817134622 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Cookies - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Mary's cookie sales at Brenda's school is putting Ed's Cookies out of business. He proposes that she go into business with him. They agree, but when Mary realizes that she isn't making more than she was when she was alone, she pulls out of the deal.
Ed comes by the next day and offers Mary $15,000 for the recipe. She eventually sells it, but not before Lester comes in and shows her a headline that reads, Big Company to buy cookie recipe from local baker for $100,000.
Mary devises a plan to get the recipe back. Before Ed can sell the recipe, she comes in with Sandra dressed as a nun and tells the buyer that the recipe actually belongs to ""Sister Sandra."" He doesn't want to cheat the convent out of their money so he decides not to buy from Sandra. Mary later finds out that her grandmother's cookie recipe is actually Famous Amos' recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134622 +0000" stop="20260817141035 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Richer, for Poorer - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Sandra's new boyfriend keeps showering her with gifts. When everyone meets him, they are surprised-- he is Pearl's age! He asks Sandra to marry him and gives her a day to think about it. She tells him no, and he has a heart attack. In the hospital, Mary and Sandra pose as doctor and nurse because the rude desk nurse will not let them see him. Sandra decides to tell him that she will marry him, since she thinks that he is on his death bed and it would make him happy. The next day when they return to the hospital, Abner has made a recovery. It turns out that his ""heart attack"" was gas, and he says he is ready to get married to the nurse that raised his spirits. He thinks that nurse was the rude desk RN, nurse Grubb, and Sandra doesn't object. Meanwhile, Brenda, Calvin and Alexandria are trying to raise ticket money for a Prince concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141035 +0000" stop="20260817143449 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '89 - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Mary tells the kids that she has the hookup to get Run DMC to play at their prom, but the problem is the kids cannot afford the $5000 fee. Dylan takes their money and invests it in a stock, which goes belly-up. They end up losing all of their money and cannot afford to have the prom in a hotel anymore.
Instead, it is held outside 227, much to the kids' displeasure. Both Mary and Dylan go where Run DMC is and dress up as rappers to convince them to come. Dylan succeeds and Run DMC show up to rap at the prom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143449 +0000" stop="20260817145903 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trial and Error - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Both Mary and Sandra get commissioned to the same murder trial. There are 11 votes guilty and 1 vote not-guilty, Sandra choosing not-guilty. After hours, she still has not changed her vote and Mary is annoyed because her anniversary is that night.
They vote one last time, and this time the 1 not-guilty vote is from Mary. The judge sequesters them for the evening in a hotel and Mary is going to miss her anniversary dinner with Lester.
Lester sneaks into the hotel room and brings Mary caviar and champagne. The next day, Mary presents her theory of what actually happened (pertaining to the ""murder"" on the boat) and the jury agrees and they all vote not-guilty.
Their verdict was the right one, because later the ""murdered victim"" was found on the French Riviera with her husband's best friend, which was stated in a voice-over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817145903 +0000" stop="20260817152318 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bet - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra bets Mary and Rose that she can stay away from men better than they can stick to their diet. They each send temptations the other's way but it all comes to a head when Lester's business partner comes over for dinner.
He tells the Jenkins that he can get Sandra to kiss him so the bet will be over, but if he can't, then he will give Mary and Lester 2 weeks free hotel stay at a hotel that he owns in Jamaica. Well, now Mary is rooting for Sandra to stay away from men.
Rose comes downstairs, but she wants Sandra to kiss Howard because she is tired of dieting. Finally, Howard tricks Sandra and kisses her, but both she and Rose are relieved because now they can both do what they want!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152318 +0000" stop="20260817154701 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No, My Darling Daughter - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Lester hires a young ex-con from the persuasion on Mary. They both admit that he is doing a great job and are happy with him until he asks Brenda out.
They object and eventually tell Mike that he is not allowed to see Brenda. He feels dejected and decides he may as well not take the GED test as planned, because people will always see him as an ex-con.
The real Joe Clark of the ""Lean on Me"" fame comes and gives him words of encouragement and he decides to take the test. The Jenkins apologize for the way they treated him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154701 +0000" stop="20260817161115 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>House Number - S04E22</title>
    <desc>When Pearl, Mary, Rose and Sandra get locked into the laundry room, they all reminisce about how they each arrived at 227. Pearl moved in with her mother, Rose lived across the hall from a loud rock band, and Lester had just lost his job at a construction site, while Mary was pregnant with Brenda.
Lester eventually finds them all in the laundry room and opens the door so they can leave. By that time Brenda and Calvin had joined the 4 ladies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817161115 +0000" stop="20260817163435 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jackee - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Sandra has moved to New York, but finds herself jobless after she finds out that the film company that she works for specializes in porn films! So once she find her apt., she meet a woman who tells her about a job opening at her job. Sandra goes with her the next day and gets the job at the spa.
Sandra finds out that her new friend's boyfriend is using her, but when she tells her, she doesn't believe Sandra. Finally, when she hears it for herself, she cuts the boyfriends loose and her and Sandra are back on good terms.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163435 +0000" stop="20260817165848 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Sale - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Rose sells the building and a sister of Lester's friends comes to visit. She staying with the Jenkins and is driving them crazy. She gets hired as the building manager.
The company that bought 227 wants to demolish it and the tenants become mad at Rose for selling the building. Eva found originally sheet music from John Philip Sousa and the building is declared a historical landmark, so it can't get torn down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165848 +0000" stop="20260817172335 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Take My Diva...Please! - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mary's organized a charity benefit featuring Diva Beverly Morris. Now she's a prima donna and Mary's worried that if she finds out that Sandra's dating her former boyfriend, Armand she'll back out. So she tries to keep her from finding out but when they end up in the powder room together things get hairy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172335 +0000" stop="20260817174823 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tenants, Anyone? - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Mary and the gang try to draw a bead on new landlord Julian Barlow, who's been ducking them, while Dylan hunts for a new roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174823 +0000" stop="20260817181311 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Pampered Tale - S05E03</title>
    <desc>The women head to a spa to prepare for a beauty contest.
Meanwhile, Travis &amp; Dylan care for a baby left in Travis' limo. Later Lester &amp; Julian help out until the baby's mother returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181311 +0000" stop="20260817183758 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fight of the Century - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary causes Lester to miss a prizefight, they have a bout that could deliver a knockout punch to their marriage. Lester stays with swinging bachelors after a fight with Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183758 +0000" stop="20260817190246 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (1) - S05E05</title>
    <desc>At a dude ranch, Mary lassos Rose and Sandra into a treasure hunt, and Dylan takes a likin' to a filly. Part 1 of two</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190246 +0000" stop="20260817192718 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How the West Was Fun (2) - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Conclusion. Lester puts together a posse to find the womenfolk when the water rustlers take them hostage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192718 +0000" stop="20260817195206 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Video Activity - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Bobby Brown shoots a video at Brenda's high school, while Brenda plagiarizes an old essay of Mary's to win a part as an extra. Brenda kept putting off writing it by going to pep rallies, football games, and parties with Calvin at Morgan State, and on Sunday night, she still does not have her paper done. When Mary wrote it (25 years earlier), she received an A+, but Brenda gets a C and is not one the five chosen to appear in Bobby Brown's video.
Meanwhile, Julian bribes Travis into bringing Bobby Brown to his penthouse so he can discuss going into business ventures with each other.
Bobby Brown decides that he does not want only five students to appear in his video, but the whole class. Brenda is allowed to be in the video but she is stil grounded and has to write 3 more papers for Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195206 +0000" stop="20260817201653 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Down to Leo's - S05E08</title>
    <desc>En route to Lester's birthday party, Mary and Sandra run into gang members who want them as their biker chicks. (TVguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201653 +0000" stop="20260817204140 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion Blues - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dylan's mother moves in with him after leaving his father, and starts stepping out with Julian (Paul Winfield). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204140 +0000" stop="20260817210628 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfume Game - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume, but she thinks it stinks when her ad-agency boss steals her idea. (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210628 +0000" stop="20260817213115 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War is Heck - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Calvin wants to quit school and join the Army, Lester puts him through his paces at a mock boot camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213115 +0000" stop="20260817215602 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Not Coming to Christmas - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to invite her landlord Julian to her Christmas Eve bash in hopes of livening things up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215602 +0000" stop="20260817222049 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Go the Clowns - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Mary dons clown garb to erase a nasty message she left on the answering machine of Lester's business contact, an eccentric novelties magnate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222049 +0000" stop="20260817224537 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come the Revolution - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Lester make Brenda return a revealing dress, she stages her own revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224537 +0000" stop="20260817231024 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Do We Go from Here? - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Lester falls asleep during church and dreams that he and Mary visit both Heaven and Hell.  While in both places, they return to earth to see what has happened to their family and friends.
While in Heaven: Brenda inherits Lester's construction company and is a success when Calvin, her husband takes over.  Pearl has moved in with them. Rose still hasn't come to terms with Mary's death. While in hell: Calvin becomes a failure and sells the business to Julian for $500.  Brenda is pregnant and the family is in poverty.  Rose has married Julian and they have raised the rent of the building big time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231024 +0000" stop="20260817233511 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Christy for Me - S05E16</title>
    <desc>While working as a deejay, Lester gets suggestive requests from a caller who he thinks is Mary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233511 +0000" stop="20260817235909 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Knock It Off - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Travis finds $250,000 left in his limo, and is convinced by Mary &amp; Lester to turn the money in. If the money isn't claimed within 30 days, Travis may keep it. The next day, a beautiful woman named Eartha Kitten comes to the door and claims the money belongs to her boss, and is furious when he learns he turned the money in. Meanwhile, Mary &amp; Lester are heading to Hawaii and have a Bon Voyage party the night before, but the party is interrupted when Eartha's boss (a mob boss) holds everyone hostage. Warren saves the day when he returns disguised as a woman, and pretends to romance Mr Big. Before Travis can return with Mr Big's money, Warren turns the tables on Mr Big and has him arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235909 +0000" stop="20260818002305 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (1) - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Everyone goes to Atlantic City for a Luther Vandross concert for Pearl's birthday. While there, Mary goes on a lucky streak at gambling. Lester decided to go into business with Julian in owning part of a promising boxer. Pearl looks for Luther Vandross, but when a mob goes after Luther, her antique diamond brooch is stolen. Brenda &amp; Calvin try sneaking into the casino in hopes of winning a new car. Travis finds out that his tickets for the Luther Vandross concert weren't ordered and decided to enter a comedy contest to win tickets for Pearl.
Meanwhile Warren has planned a special weekend for Rose, and he asks her to marry him.  When she goes to tell her friends, Warren make a pass at another woman and is spotted by Mary.  But before Mary can tell Rose, Rose asks her to be her matron of honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002305 +0000" stop="20260818004702 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Not Pass Go (2) - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Mary's luck runs out in Atlantic City and she loses all of her winnings, including $3000 she promised Lester.  Meanwhile, Warren and the mystery woman meet again and Rose spots them in a compromising position.  She breaks off the engagement, but since neither will accept the ring, Mary takes it for safe-keeping.
Travis gets stage fright at the comedy show and Dylan takes his place.  He wins, but is disqualified because he never officially entered making Pearl lose out on seeing Luther.
After confessing to Lester she lost all her money, Mary notices Rose's ring has been stolen.  Mary stops the woman and it turns out she is the woman Warren had been seeing.  Warren admits he was seeing her because he knew she was the jewel thief who stole Pearl's brooch, and even Luther Vandross' watch, so she would let her guard down.  Rose &amp; Warren get married in Atlantic City afterall.
At the wedding, Luther comes to thank Mary for getting him his watch back, and in return he agrees to sing at the wed</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004702 +0000" stop="20260818011058 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Have Art - S05E20</title>
    <desc>While helping Eva straighten up the gallery, Mary inadvertently creates a pop-art sensation, and spends some of her 15 minutes of fame on ""The Joan Rivers Show.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011058 +0000" stop="20260818013456 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gone Fishing - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Julian recruits Mary to help him keep 227 out of the hands of his soon-to-be ex-wife (Rosalind Cash). (tvguide.com)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013456 +0000" stop="20260818015852 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare on 227 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Mary gets the part of a slasher in a movie, but has an unscheduled rehearsal with an NYU dean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015852 +0000" stop="20260818022249 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Class of '90 - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Just before Brenda gets ready to graduate high school, Mary is rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. Mary gets a lesson in plastic surgery from her roomie; and Lester gives low marks to his father's girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022249 +0000" stop="20260818024606 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mary dreams that she's homeless after misinterpreting a plea for help from a street person (homeless advocate Theodore Hayes) as a threat to her safety.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024606 +0000" stop="20260818031011 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honesty - S01E01</title>
    <desc>On the way home from running errands, Mary hits a BMW, breaking the tail light. From the persuasion of Rose, she decides to leave a note on the car. The next day, after no one has arrived to see the car, Mary wants to remove her note. However, another car comes by and nearly totals it, but then drives away. Before Mary can get to the car and remove her note, the owner comes out of an apartment and sees her note. Sandra tells Mary that she needs to use her ""femininity"" to get out of paying for the total damages. Mary says that she can't do that, so Sandra poses as Mary when the owner comes by to talk to Mary about the damages. Everything goes well until Lester comes home and their lie unfolds. Everything gets straightened out between Mary, Lester, and the car owner (Marvin), ending with a date for Sandra and a new friend for the Jenkins. Meanwhile, Mary tells Brenda that she cannot go skating with Calvin because she lied.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031011 +0000" stop="20260818033414 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Brother - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Mary's brother Lewis comes to town on business, she decides to set him up on a date with Rose. The next day when Rose won't give Mary any details about the date, they get in to an argument where Rose finally admits that she thinks Mary's brother is ""self-centered"" and ""egotistical."" They stop speaking.
Meanwhile, Lewis asks Sandra out on a date, and Mary fears that Sandra may be her future sister-in-law. When Mary spies on the ending of Sandra's and Lewis' date, and notices that all he talks about is himself and his job, she realizes where Rose is coming from. Sandra leaves Lewis on the stoop, dissatisfied with the date, and the next day Mary apoligizes and she and Rose make-up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033414 +0000" stop="20260818035814 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Hero - S01E03</title>
    <desc>For an assignment that requires her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" Brenda asks her parents for help. Lester suggests his aunt Lucy who was a woman brakeman. After Mary hears about Sandra's supposed relative who was a Moroccan prince, she searches through an old trunk to find information about an interesting relative of hers. What she finds is that she had an uncle, Corporal Mortecai Hurley, who was in the Civil War's 54th Infantry. She persuades Brenda to re-write her paper on Mortecai. Not to be out done, Sandra goes to the library and finds out that Mary's uncle Mortecai was actually a ""coward"" in the war, and deserted his infantry disguised in the flag made to look like a dress. Mary and Lester tells Brenda and she becomes upset. She and Mary talk, and Mary apologizes for making her re-write her paper in the first place. But they decide that since the assignment calls for her to write about her ""Most Interesting Relative,"" she can still turn in the assignment on Mor</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035814 +0000" stop="20260818042217 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Refrigerator - S01E04</title>
    <desc>When Mary tries to convice the landlord to order her a new refrigerator, he refuses. Mary then agrees to loan Sandra her apartment for a extravagant party if Sandra will ""persuade"" the landlord to get Mary a new refrigerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818042217 +0000" stop="20260818044620 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Love Me? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>News of the breakup of her neighbors' marriage has Mary worried that the same thing could happen to her and Lester. Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester. Lester buys flowers (at Mary's suggestion) and they try to force romance by going out to eat, dimming the lights, and playing romantic music. But they realize that they only think that works is by letting it happen naturally and reminiscing about the past. Meanwhile, Sandra has to babysit her 6-year-old niece Susie while her sister Harriet and her husband visits his sick mother. She solicits Mary's advice on what to feed her and how to get her to fall asleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044620 +0000" stop="20260818051023 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When the landlord dies, everyone believes that Sandra will become the new landlord, including Sandra. She assures Mary that once she becomes the new landlord that Mary will have to find a new place to live after her lease runs out. The tenants all go to the will reading and it is dicovered that he actually leaves the building to Rose. However, when Mary thought that Sandra would get ownership of the building, she called a building inspector to check out 227. He states that 227 is in need of numerous repairs, more than the tenants can afford.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051023 +0000" stop="20260818053426 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sidewalk Sale - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The tenants have a sidewalk sale to pay for the repairs needed to fix up 227. Lester asks Mary not to sell his aunt's old, ugly lamp, but she does anyway, for $5. When Lester finds out, he is upset, but for more reasons than one. The lamp is where he hid the profits of the sale.
The tenants get upset with Mary and outcast her. Luckily for her, the wife of the gentleman who bought the lamp comes by her apartment to give it back to Mary, because she did not like the lamp either. They buy it back from the couple for $50 and got the money back to save 227.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053426 +0000" stop="20260818055829 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Letter to the President - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Mary writes a letter to the President about the pothole that is on her street that no one has seemed to fill in 3 months, the secret service starts snooping around 227 and gets the residents nervous. Then they find out that the President was actually praising her for her consideration of her neighborhood. He makes plans to come to the street and refill the pothole with Lester. When the Jenkins' catch the city filling in the pothole, they stop them and tell them that the President and Lester will be doing that later. The President cancels his appearance because of an emergency meeting but calls and commends Mary and also flies over the street in his helicopter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055829 +0000" stop="20260818062232 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pity the Poor Working Girl - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Sandra tells Mary how she can't keep a job because of jealous wives, Mary asks Lester if he knows of any job openings. He admits that his company needs a receptionist for their main office and Sandra gets the job.
Howvever, Pearl and Rose worry Mary so much about Sandra working with Lester that Mary becomes suspicious and jealous. When she goes down to the office one day to take Lester to lunch, she tells Lester how she feels about ""Ms. Wiggles"" and Sandra quits.
Pearl and Rose put Sandra and Mary in the room together to talk it out and Mary apoligizes. Sandra takes her job back, on the premise that Mary's jealous days are over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818062232 +0000" stop="20260818064631 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football Widow - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Mary is upset that whenever Lester watches the football game, she doesn't get any attention. So she gets two tickets from Sandra for her and Lester to go to the game, with the hopes that he can teach her about the game and she'll get some attention. At the game, Mary insults the other fans and cheers for the wrong team. She and Lester end up having to leave early to avoid a fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818064631 +0000" stop="20260818071034 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Daughter Is a Precious Thing - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Brenda desperately tries to get Calvin to notice her. When Mary doesn't seem to help Brenda out, she seeks romantic advice from Sandra. This ultimately upsets Mary when she finds out that Sandra alters Brenda's appearance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818071034 +0000" stop="20260818073434 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Piano Play-Off - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Mary decides to buy a piano, even though Lester hates the idea and Brenda doesn't want to take lessons. When Sandra &amp; Rose visit to take a look at the piano, Rose offers Mary piano lessons and Sandra wants lessons as well.  Then, Sandra makes a sucker bet that for $20, she'll progress faster than her. After many piano lessons, Mary still struggles. Pearl tells Mary that Sandra used to take piano lessons. During a lesson, Mary offers to throw a party recital to show their progression. She shocks Sandra when she plays ""Minuet in G.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818073434 +0000" stop="20260818075828 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary's Christmas - S01E13</title>
    <desc>When their church loses their land lease, the tenants must find another lot to place their church on. They enlist Lester's company's help to move the church to its new spot. Everything is ok, until the church comes up missing. Everyone is worried because they will have no place to have their Christmas pageant. They decide to build a large manger on the empty lot to hold the service. They later find out that the church was placed at the wrong lot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818075828 +0000" stop="20260818082221 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bed of Rose's - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra starts dating a man who works with her and Lester, however she finds him boring. She leaves it up to the Jenkins to cancel their date. When he comes to the apartment, he meets Rose and she goes out on the date instead. The two hit it off very well. He asks Rose to go to New York with him and Mary and Sandra disagree on what Rose should do. Mary thinks she should not go, because they may end up sleeping together, which would be too soon for the time they were dating. Sandra thinks she should live life to the fullest. Rose finally decides to go and Mary apoligizes for meddling into Rose's business. Rose has a great time but does not reveal if they went through it or not.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082221 +0000" stop="20260818084611 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brenda's Last Date - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Pearl asks Mary if Lester would have a man-to-man talk with Calvin about sex and Brenda asks her parents if she could go to the dance Friday night. They believe that she is too young to date (14). From Mary's persuading, Lester talks to Calvin and ends his talk with, ""If you mess around with my daughther, I'll rip your head off."" Scared, Calvin breaks the date anyway. But Brenda still wants to go and comes up with a plan. Brenda tells her parents that she will go to the library Friday night, while Calvin tells his grandmom that he is going to see Haley's Comet. When Mary finds out, she goes to the dance and takes Brenda home. At home she and Brenda have a heart-to-heart talk, where Mary says she and Lester will relax the rules a little.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818084611 +0000" stop="20260818091015 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Young Man's Fancy - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Pearl goes to Baltimore to visit her sister and the Jenkins watch Calvin for her. When he tries out for the romantic lead for a school play and doesn't get it, he becomes depressed. Sandra boosts his confidence and makes him feel better, however, he mistakes her kindness for affection and begins to fall in love with Sandra. When Brenda hears how silly Calvin is acting over Sandra, she goes and talks to him and expresses to him that she cares for him more than Sandra would ever, and she tells him that he is her best friend. Calvin gets over his crush really fast after that.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818091015 +0000" stop="20260818093420 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We the People - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lester's old boss comes to visit the Jenkins from Hawaii. While there, Rose hires him as the building repairman and lets him live an efficiency on the third floor. Pearl begins to notice that people go up to visit Lou and never return. She and Mary investigate and find out that Lou is homeless and his homeless friends are the ones that have come to live with Lou. It turns out his business in Hawaii went belly-up, and Lou lost everything. Mary has sympathy for them and feeds them, while trying to keep the news from Rose, because she would have to put them out based on the housing codes that they are breaking. Lester finds out about an abandoned building that his company will fix-up so the homeless people will have some place to live. This will also give Lou the chance to get back into business again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818093420 +0000" stop="20260818095826 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Redecorating Blues - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While at a neighborhood watch meeting, the Jenkins get robbed, with Brenda in the kitchen on the phone. When they return from the meeting, they see that the burglars took an arm chair, their television, radio, and lamp. This gives Mary the idea of remodeling their living room. However, Lester has his heart set on buying a sports car. While on a test drive for the sports car, the neighbors and Brenda help set up a surprise for Mary. The living room has been remodeled with everything that Mary had circled in a decorating magazine. Lester decides that the sports car can wait.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095826 +0000" stop="20260818102228 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fifty Big Ones - S01E19</title>
    <desc>At their vows renewal ceremony, Mary's parents are in the middle of the argument and are not talking to each other. Lester talks to his father-in-law, and Mary talks to her mother to encourage them to make up and go through with the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Sandra meets a man who turns out to be married, and Rose has a peculiar conversation with another man: it turns out that both her late husband and his late wife both used to vacation in Vermont for one week out of the year, to go ""fishing"" and ""writing poetry,"" respectively. They both assume that their mates were cheating with each other, until they realize that their mates used to go to separate cities in Vermont.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102228 +0000" stop="20260818104635 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slam Dunked - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sandra begins dating a basketball player who rubs Mary the wrong way from their first meeting. He comes across as rude and arrogant. Calvin idolizes him and mimics his attitude. Brenda doesn't like hanging around the ""new"" Calvin. When Calvin hears how the Rocketman talks to Sandra in an argument, and hears the Rocketman call him ""some dumb kid,"" he changes his opinion of Rocketman and realizes that he was acting like a jerk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104635 +0000" stop="20260818111046 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick Six - S01E21</title>
    <desc>While reading the newspaper, Rose and Pearl choose 6 numbers related to an article that is in it. However, Mary thinks the lottery's a waste of time and money.  But with a big jackpot, Rose &amp; Pearl don't care.  Mary preaches to the girls what a waste of time it is, so the girls agreed.
Lester buys Mary a scratch off ticket and she wins $10. However, while waiting in line to redeem it, she gets a lottery play slip and gets numbers from the same newspaper article.  Sandra spots her and then she know she's in trouble.
Rose &amp; Pearl enter Mary's apartment and were mad that after she preached about the evil of playing the lottery, she buys a ticket for herself.  So she offers to split any winnings should it be a winning ticket.
The Pick 6 is a winning ticket and that not only Mary won, but many people in the 227 apartment building won, as well as much of Washington DC!  The big jackpot turns out to be worth $266 &amp; that Mary, Rose &amp; Pearl will each get $88.67!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818111046 +0000" stop="20260818113439 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Young Man with a Job - S01E22</title>
    <desc>When Calvin has a hard time finding a part-time job, Brenda and Pearl persuade Mary to convince Lester to offer Calvin a job working at the construction site. But when Calvin proves to be inept with his hands, he gets terminated. With some helpful advice from Mary, Calvin later lands five interviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113439 +0000" stop="20260818115745 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wheel of Misfortune - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mary and Sandra become contestants on ""Wheel of Fortune"" and wind up competing against each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115745 +0000" stop="20260818122144 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Nightingale - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Lester comes home from work sick, with the assumption that he has the flu. Using a bell that Sandra gives him, he drives Mary crazy with his demands for ""water"" and ""celery salt"" for his soup. She just assumes that he is being a big baby. Asking Brenda to watch Lester for a little while, Mary goes shopping and gets a pedicure and manicure (something she was not able to do earlier with Pearl and Rose). When she returns, Lester is being carried into an ambulance because he has appendicitis and needs to go to the hospital.
Mary is worried to death because she can't see Lester in the operating room, so she sneaks in. The operation is OK.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122144 +0000" stop="20260818124549 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Washington Affair - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Mary invites Sandra and her date, an eligible Congressman, to a dinner for Brenda's teacher who is attracted to the legislator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124549 +0000" stop="20260818131003 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Manhunt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Sandra sees her neighbors (a married couple) interact with each other and with their daughter, Sandra decides that she wants a husband and a child. She goes out on a series of dates which end in disaster becasue of Sandra's openness about wanting to be married and have a child.
She finally decides that since she can't find a suitable husband that she'll just get artificially insiminated. Mary and Rose try talk her out of it. But nothing is more of a rude awakening than when Sandra witnesses Cathy going into labor and she sees how Jim was there for her every step of the way. Then Mary and Lester talk about the night Brenda was born and how they really needed each other then.
Sandra changes her mind and decides that when she does have a baby she would like to be married so she can have a husband that loves her and loves their child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131003 +0000" stop="20260818133409 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Temptations - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Mary is in charge of the church's charity show, and it's like divine providence when the Temptations show up at her door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133409 +0000" stop="20260818135823 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pillow Talk - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When Sandra sees a pillow that Mary is making for Brenda, she is impressed. She tells Mary that they could go into business and make lots of money. So Mary agrees to a 50/50 deal with Sandra.
Eventually, things become too overwhelming for Mary as she is the one doing all the work and Sandra is the one eating expensive lunches and arranging buyers. Mary insists that she go on the next business lunch with Sandra, and the buer requests 10,000 pillows for his stores. Mary admits to him that they are a small company and they make a deal, with him as a third partner, to build a factory.
He decides to build the factory in Taiwan, minus Sandra and Mary. In the end, Sandra ends up owing Mary money because she spent all of the profits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135823 +0000" stop="20260818142236 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Into My Parlor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Brenda meets a cute boy she decides to invite him to her party Saturday night. After getting permission to actually have the party, she then hears Sandra tell a story about how when she was young and wanted to get to know a boy better, she would ""mistakenly"" tell him the wrong day of the party.
Brenda tries the idea and invites Ken over for Friday night instead, hoping that when he gets there he will meet her parents and stay for dinner. But Mary and Lester decide to go out to eat and are not home when Ken arrives.
Brenda decides to let him come in anyway, just to have a drink, but then Calvin shows up to drop off chairs for the party. When she tells them they need to leave, Mary and Lester arrive home and the boys hide.
Mary and Lester eventually catch the boys in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142236 +0000" stop="20260818144641 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father's Day - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Calvin's dad comes to visit D.C. He and Calvin have fun going to basketball games and going to see the Blue Angels fly. Because he and his grandma have been arguing a lot lately, Calvin makes the decision to live with his dad in Iceland, thinking it would be more fun than living in D.C.
Pearl is sad about it but doesn't want to show it too much. Mary throws Calvin a going away party, and after he hears what nice things every one has to say about him, he realizes that he has more ""family"" than he thought and decides to stay in D.C.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144641 +0000" stop="20260818151047 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Author, Author - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Sandra is writing a romance novel whose characters resemble the residents of 227: Marie, Rosita, and Pearlie Mae. With Mary up against Emma Johnson for the presidency of the Ladies' Auxiliary, she becomes nervous when Emma receives a copy of Sandra's book.
She and the Rev. come to the Jenkins' home when Sandra drops by and gives Emma the newest chapter of her book, introducing a new character: Emily (who resembles Emma). Emma changes her mind about blabbing to the Rev. and resigns from the running for president. Mary becomes president.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151047 +0000" stop="20260818153451 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Matchmakers - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Rose tries a video-dating service, but wonders if she can live up to the image Sandra creates for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153451 +0000" stop="20260818155900 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Handwriting on the Wall - S02E11</title>
    <desc>When Mary and Rose come home from the movie theater, they see JoJo spray painting his gang tag underneath Pearl's window. Pearl hits him with her pillow, Rose grabs the spray can and accidentally sprays his shirt, and Mary grabs hims, but tries to talk sense into him.
JoJo tells his mother everything that happened, while leaving out the part about him spray painting on the building. They decide to sue the ladies, and use Sandra as a witness, who was in the car on a date.
When they get in court, his mother and the Judge eventually find out the truth and JoJo is made to clean up his damage. His mother apologizes to the ladies and the ladies are fined 10 cents each.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155900 +0000" stop="20260818162305 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Matter of Choice - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Lester has a chance to do a big project and give a friend who's out of work a job. But things change when he learns that the company whom he'll be working for sponsors apartheid. So he has to choose which is more important.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162305 +0000" stop="20260818164719 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Got a Job - S02E13</title>
    <desc>When Ms. clark uses her feminine wiles to get Brenda a part-time job at Billy Bob's Burgers, Brenda's parents are divided: she wants Brenda to study full time, while he is delighted at her new sense of responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164719 +0000" stop="20260818171124 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Far From the Tree - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Sandra is very upset when she learns that her mother is coming to visit. She feels as though her mother doesn't love her because she is so different from her ""normal"" siblings and family members. Sandra changes her appearance to look ""dull"" because she thinks that is what her mother willl approve of.
That same weekend, a male friend of hers also comes to visit. Sandra and Mary try to keep the two from meeting. Finally Sandra admits to her mother that she thinks her mother does not love her. Her mom admits that she was just like Sandra before she got married, but calmed down so she could fit in with Sandra's father (who is a minister) and that she loves Sandra just the same because there is never a dull moment with Sandra around. Mop and her mother end up meeting anyway, and they all go dancing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171124 +0000" stop="20260818173529 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toyland - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Mary and Lester go to a toy store to purchase toys for kids in the hospital. When they get there, the guy lets them in even though the sign on the door says closed. The Jenkins discover that he is attempting to rob the place.
Pee Wee Herman comes into the store to purchase some things, so he is taken ""hostage"" along with Mary and Lester. Later on, Sandra comes and she is also escorted to the back of the store. The entire gang is tied up. They think of ways to escape.
Their plan for Sandra to entice the robber changes courses a little when Pee Wee actually saves the day by throwing bubbles into his eyes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173529 +0000" stop="20260818175934 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Audit - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The IRS audits Mary and Lester. At a diner, Mary gets into an argument with a man whose views on women are old-fashioned and clash with Mary's views. She goes as far as to insult his mother.
When she and Lester are finally let in to see the auditer, it's the man Mary insulted! She knows that she and Lester are in deep trouble. Mr. Stone doubts the validity of their receipts and Lester is upset.
Sandra bursts into the room because she has a date with Mr. Davis ans wants to know what's keeping him. She verfies a that a questionable dinner party was truly a party for Lester's investors and employees. Mr. Stone lets them go.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175934 +0000" stop="20260818182339 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Good Citizen - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Sandra comes to show the ladies the new ring that her boyfriend gave her, Mary notices an article in the newspaper that mentions a robbery at the same jewelry store where Sandra and her beau first admired the ring. Mary suggests that Sandra contact the police.
The police put a bug in one of Sandra's earrings so they can record her convo with her boyfriend. While he is there, he shows Sandra some bracelets and neckalaces. Just then, the police come into her apt, but Justin gets away.
Sandra is afraid that he may come back, so she asks her friends to keep her company and sleeps on the Jenkins' couch. The next day when she returns to her apt fearless, Justin returns with all the ladies there, but the police come in and arrest Justin. They reveal that they were surveilling Sandra's apt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182339 +0000" stop="20260818184744 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Twentieth - S02E18</title>
    <desc>When Lester decides to rent a hotel room for the weekend, Mary plans a cruise, and the ladies plan a surprise party for Mary and Lester's Anniversary, it's all Brenda can take to keep it a secret. She decides to tell them what the other's are planning for the weekend and they all agree to the party.
When Lester and Mary's parents arrive they argue about everything. Lester ends up getting sick and the party ends up being cancelled. Lester and Mary decide to take a cruise later on to celebrate the anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184744 +0000" stop="20260818191148 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fourth Time Around - S02E19</title>
    <desc>When Lester goes to watch the game at a friend's house, Mary and the ladies decide to have a girl's night out. They go to a club/bar where Pearl meets man. They hit it off.
When Pearl comes home, she tells Mary that she and Felix are engaged. Mary seems to be the only one concerned about it, while Rose and Sandra want to throw her a bridal shower. Mary thinks that he is after Pearl's money. Pearl doesn't care what Mary thinks, and she and Felix get married any way.
When she returns from her honeymoon, Mary apoligizes, but Pearl has bad news. Felix passed away. She admits to Mary that they knew that he was dying. Because she loved him and didn't want him to be lonely, they married so soon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191148 +0000" stop="20260818193537 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich Kid - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Calvin befriends a new kid named Ron who says that his money comes from his rich uncle. He buys Calvin a new pair of shoes and offers to take Calvin and Brenda to a Stevie Wonder Concert. Mary doesn't like the way Ron is ""trying to buy friends.""
For $50, Ron gets Calvin to give someone a sealed package and in return he receives $1000 to give back to Ron. Once Pearl and Mary find out, they conclude that Ron is a drug dealer. Mary goes to talk to Ron's mother about his free spending and the fact that he is a drug dealer, but his mother refuses to believe Mary.
Calvin confronts Ron about using him to deliver drugs and Ron admits that he used Calvin and all it cost him was a pair of shoes.
Later that day at a drug meeting, Ron's mother shows up and tells the 227 residents that Ron was stabbed to death in a drug deal gone bad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818193537 +0000" stop="20260818195942 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Working Game - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Upset when Brenda comes home from University Day wanting to attend Northwestern, Mary anticipates an empty nest by demanding that Lester give her a job at the construction site --and gets fired on her first day. Mary takes a job at a travel agency (with Sandra), where her boss finds her so invaluable that he wants her to accompany him on a trip. The boss comes on to Sandra, who then quits and tells Mary not to go on the trip. She goes anyway, and Sandra then tells Lester about their boss. He surprises Mary in Philadelphia and jumps to the worng conclusions when he finds a man's suit and bathrobe in Mary's closet. He finds out that Mary bought them for him as a surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195942 +0000" stop="20260818202352 +0000" channel="C366.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Check Snub - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Social Security office says that Pearl is dead, and the resulting protest lands Pearl, Mary and Rose in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193710 +0000" stop="20260816202131 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animal Instincts - S06E04</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue when a birdwatcher is trapped under a tree. Chimney is in for a wild ride when he tends to a drunk driver; Maddie helps a mother and her young daughter when an abusive father shows up at the their house; Eddie catches Christopher in a lie; Buck begins a year of "yes to possibilities" and immediately receives an interesting proposal from a former roommate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202131 +0000" stop="20260816210450 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home Invasion - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates when the same house is hit with two home invasion 9-1-1 calls within hours of each other; The 118 race to the rescue when a D-I-Y home renovation traps a man in an attic; Hen asks for a second chance with her medical school professor; Maddie and Chimney regret hiring a nanny for Jee-Yun after the woman completely takes over their apartment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210450 +0000" stop="20260816214911 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tomorrow - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Hen fears for Karen's life when an explosion rocks her science lab on the day she brings Denny to work with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214911 +0000" stop="20260816223317 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cursed - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 race to the rescue when a fading movie star is plagued by a series of near-death experiences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223317 +0000" stop="20260816231708 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Your Fantasy? - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue at a renaissance faire, then an office building when an overbearing boss is poisoned. Athena fears for May's life when she encounters a disturbed young man. Buck babysits Jee-Yun as Maddie and Chimney begin house-hunting. Eddie and Carla prepare Christopher for his first school dance.</desc>
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    <title>Red Flag - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Santa Ana winds bring in a variety of weirder-than-usual emergencies as the 118 respond to a family dog retrieving a severed hand and a young woman sleep-driving into the station. Bobby worries about his AA sponsor. Denny questions Hen and Karen about his biological parents. Chimney thinks he's found the perfect house for him and Maddie.</desc>
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    <title>In a Flash - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A dry thunderstorm rolls over LA, bringing in a series of lightning strike emergencies for the 118 and leaves a first responder's life hanging in the balance. Athena and May go undercover at the rehab facility to help Bobby with his investigation into his sponsor's mysterious death. Maddie dreads her parents visit to her and Chimney's new and unfinished house, while Chimney gets a surprise of his own from a visiting Albert.</desc>
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    <title>In Another Life - S06E11</title>
    <desc>As Buck's life hangs in the balance, he dreams of a world where he never became a firefighter, for better and worse.</desc>
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    <title>Recovery - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Despite the case being closed, Bobby is determined to prove his AA sponsor was murdered and bring his killer to justice. Buck struggles with his post-traumatic stress.</desc>
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    <title>Mixed Feelings - S06E13</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescues with emergencies at a spin class; in a hair salon and to a husband and wife in a compromising position; Buck discovers new cognitive abilities post lightning strike; Hen and Karen are concerned when they find out Denny has been seeing his biological father behind their backs; Maddie and Chimney enlist Athena and Bobby's help with a suspicious neighbor.</desc>
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    <title>Performance Anxiety - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue at emergencies at a commercial bakery and a bodybuilding competition; Bobby's annual performance reviews sends Chimney to the firefighter academy where he runs into a familiar face; Eddie's aunt gets involved in his personal life; Maddie helps a nervous teen suffering a panic attack.</desc>
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    <title>Death and Taxes - S06E15</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to the rescue at emergencies when a fire breaks out in an accountant's office and a car crashes into a "living funeral." Athena is shocked when a suspect dies in her custody minutes after she arrests him; Buck is attracted to a death doula; Maddie and Chimney panic when they are audited by the IRS.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042535 +0000" stop="20260817050956 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost &amp; Found - S06E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 race to rescue two roommates desperately trying to find a needle in a haystack at a landfill, and help a woman whose nightmare dream suddenly becomes a painful reality. Athena and Maddie team-up to find a missing boy in a crowded mall; Chimney debates if the time is right to propose to Maddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050956 +0000" stop="20260817055418 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Is in the Air - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Athena and the 118 race to rescue when a wedding proposal tragically intersects with a bank robbery, and then when a princess bride is literally stuck on her way to the altar. Athena talks a victim through her grief; Maddie takes matters into her own hands as Buck finds a surprise visitor on his doorstep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055418 +0000" stop="20260817063839 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pay It Forward - S06E18</title>
    <desc>A series of freeway car accidents leads to a catastrophic overpass collapse that endangers the lives of civilians and members of the 118.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063839 +0000" stop="20260817072144 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abandon Ships - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Athena and Bobby set off on their honeymoon cruise, but when duty calls, their vacation is put on hold. Meanwhile, a fighter jet traps a civilian, and an unusual incident leaves a couple stuck together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072144 +0000" stop="20260817080337 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The disastrous cruise continues when Bobby and Athena respond to the ship’s explosion, racing to aid injured passengers. Meanwhile, Hen questions her instincts in a life-taking call and grows concerned about Athena and Bobby’s whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080337 +0000" stop="20260817084530 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capsized - S07E03</title>
    <desc>With each moment becoming critical as the ship is flipped upside down, Athena and Bobby take charge, seeking methods for rescue while navigating efforts to guide survivors to safety. Meanwhile, Hen defies protocols in her search for Bobby and Athena.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817084530 +0000" stop="20260817092823 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buck, Bothered and Bewildered - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Upon her return to shore, Athena’s son, Harry, finds himself in trouble with the law. Meanwhile, Buck grows envious as Eddie forms a close bond with someone else, and the 118 rescue a woman who’s stuck on receiving a rose at an iconic mansion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092823 +0000" stop="20260817101106 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Don't Know Me - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Hen and Karen welcome a new addition to their family, while a call unfolds involving a person’s limb that’s taken on a mind of its own. Meanwhile, Eddie and Marisol take a closer look at their relationship, and Buck navigates his new feelings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817101106 +0000" stop="20260817105353 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Goes the Groom - S07E06</title>
    <desc>After years of anticipation, Maddie and Chimney’s long-awaited wedding day arrives. However, when the groom mysteriously vanishes, the 118 races against time to ensure he doesn’t miss the most crucial day of his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105353 +0000" stop="20260817113610 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost of a Second Chance - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Athena investigate a case surrounding an abducted mother and child as Hen and Karen learn more about Mara’s family history. Meanwhile, Eddie grapples with unresolved feelings for someone from his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113610 +0000" stop="20260817121855 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Step Nine - S07E08</title>
    <desc>After a victim of the apartment fire that changed Bobby’s life resurfaces, he searches to make amends. Driven by his need to right past wrongs, Bobby delves deep into memories of his childhood, unearthing moments from his fractured past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121855 +0000" stop="20260817130149 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ashes, Ashes - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 and Tommy are presented with the Medal of Valor for their work on the cruise ship rescue. Meanwhile, Hen and Karen encounter an unforeseen hurdle in their foster care journey, while Eddie’s emotional affair develops further.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817130149 +0000" stop="20260817134429 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Fall Down - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Following the devastating fire at the Nash home, Bobby’s fate remains uncertain, while Athena embarks on a mission to uncover the truth. Hen and Karen engage in a heated custody battle, while Christopher grapples with forgiving Eddie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134429 +0000" stop="20260817142723 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buzzkill - S08E01</title>
    <desc>The 118 team battles an “un-bee-lievable” emergency when a trailer with millions of bees crashes on the streets of Los Angeles, unleashing a swarm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142723 +0000" stop="20260817151020 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Boeing Gets Tough… - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Athena is tasked with safely delivering a prisoner to testify on a high-profile case. Meanwhile, a light plane is hit by a swarm of bees and sent careening into a passenger plane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151020 +0000" stop="20260817155253 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Final Approach - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Athena’s only chance of surviving and saving everyone on the flight is to attempt to land the plane before it crashes and call on the 118 for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817155253 +0000" stop="20260817163545 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Place Like Home - S08E04</title>
    <desc>When it finally looks like Hen and Karen may get their foster license back, they are hit with another obstacle. Meanwhile, the 118 races to the aid of a Cheerleader involved in an infield collision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163545 +0000" stop="20260817171834 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Masks - S08E05</title>
    <desc>The 118 is once again working on the spookiest night of the year and missing out on all the tricks and treats. Meanwhile, Buck's Halloween decorations become a little scarier than he had hoped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817171834 +0000" stop="20260817180126 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S08E06</title>
    <desc>When a toddler falls down a pipe and becomes trapped, the 118 must rely on more than their skills to rescue him. Meanwhile, old wounds are opened when members of the 118 race to the aid of a man dealing with a divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180126 +0000" stop="20260817184419 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hotshots - S08E07</title>
    <desc>When Athena is assigned a rookie to mentor, she begins to question her own abilities. Meanwhile, Bobby and the 118 return to the set of “HOT SHOTS” following a 911 call.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184419 +0000" stop="20260817192702 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wannabes - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Things get messy for the 118 following a massive pipe explosion. Meanwhile, Athena investigates the brutal beating of a man found behind a grocery store, and Bobby’s working relationship with Brad from “HOT SHOTS” just got a little more intimate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192702 +0000" stop="20260817200953 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sob Stories - S08E09</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a fire at a local animal shelter and races to evacuate all the animals. Meanwhile, Maddie takes a 9-1-1 call that sets her on a quest for answers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817200953 +0000" stop="20260817205245 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Voices - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Following Maddie’s mysterious 9-1-1 call, Chimney returns home to find his daughter alone and Maddie nowhere to be found; he then enlists Athena and Romero to help investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205245 +0000" stop="20260817213537 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holy Mother of God - S08E11</title>
    <desc>The 118 responds to a call at a mega-church, where Bobby runs into his estranged mother. Also, the 118 unexpectedly uncover hidden secrets at a garden rescue, Buck attempts to expand his social circle in the wake of losing Eddie, and Athena gets called away to assist on a high stakes case on a cruise ship called The Odyssey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213537 +0000" stop="20260817221726 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disconnected - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Maddie’s return to work proves to be more triggering than expected, as she may have returned too soon. As Eddie struggles to adapt to his new surroundings, Christopher discovers him in an unfamiliar situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221726 +0000" stop="20260817230010 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Invisible‎ - S08E13</title>
    <desc>After the 118 responds to several calls from the same person, Hen steps in to offer them advice. Meanwhile, Eddie confronts his parents and takes a big step in his relationship with his son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230010 +0000" stop="20260817234305 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sick Day (1) - S08E14</title>
    <desc>The 118 is called to a research lab that has been set on fire and becomes a biohazard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817234305 +0000" stop="20260818002603 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lab Rats (2) - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Athena and Buck are in a race against time to rescue the rest of the 118 following the fire in the bio lab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002603 +0000" stop="20260818010857 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Alarm - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Following the tragic events at the lab, the 118 must come together to lay their fallen hero to rest. Meanwhile, despite her own grief, Athena re-investigates the death of a child to help a grieving mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818010857 +0000" stop="20260818015149 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Drink the Water - S08E17</title>
    <desc>Following an earthquake, the 118 races to the scene of several unusual fires and must figure out their cause before anyone else is hurt. Meanwhile, as everyone settles into their new normal, they try to move forward and plan for the future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818015149 +0000" stop="20260818023445 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seismic Shifts - S08E18</title>
    <desc>The 118, still reeling from their recent loss, is dispatched to a mass casualty event after a high-rise apartment building collapses. Then, Athena and Chimney have to work together to save a familiar face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023445 +0000" stop="20260818031838 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat the Rich - S09E01</title>
    <desc>In honor of Bobby Nash’s sacrifice, the 118 comes together to dedicate the firehouse in his memory. Meanwhile, when a billionaire tech giant is involved in a life-or-death emergency, the team must race to his aid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031838 +0000" stop="20260818040039 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spiraling - S09E02</title>
    <desc>As a geostorm ravages Earth, Athena and Hen's space mission teeters on the edge. On the ground, the 118 battles chaos when technology goes rogue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818040039 +0000" stop="20260818044344 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sky Is Falling - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Athena and Hen face increasing dangers in space as friends both near and far try to get them home safely. Meanwhile, the 118 continues to help victims of the geostorm and falling debris.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044344 +0000" stop="20260818052628 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reentry - S09E04</title>
    <desc>As Athena and Hen navigate their way back home, Athena will be forced to confront what it means to live without Bobby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818052628 +0000" stop="20260818060923 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Día de los Muertos - S09E05</title>
    <desc>The 118's beliefs are put to the test as they respond to emergency calls involving a Jack-o'-lantern and a few more jump scares than they were expecting on Halloween.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060923 +0000" stop="20260818065218 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family History - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Athena must revisit a painful part of her past when answering a call for help. Meanwhile, the 118 takes a big step forward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818065218 +0000" stop="20260818073502 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secrets - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Hen's attempts at keeping her mysterious health issues private are starting to impact more than just her physical well-being. Meanwhile, Buck and Ravi decide Eddie needs a night out on the town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818073502 +0000" stop="20260818081747 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Following Hen's firing, Chimney grapples with his decision and how it has affected the team. Meanwhile, a new AI call center assistant, meant to help, has begun to create more complications, and the 118 must intervene.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818081747 +0000" stop="20260818090034 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fighting Back - S09E09</title>
    <desc>As Hen continues to seek out a diagnosis for her mysterious symptoms, her friends and family rally behind her. Meanwhile, Harry hits a wall in his attempts to complete the academy firefighting exam and looks for some much-needed motivation.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818090034 +0000" stop="20260818094325 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Handle with Care - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Harry's first day as a probie proves to be more challenging than Chimney expects. Meanwhile, Eddie and Hen are called into court over a former patient that brings back some old demons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818094325 +0000" stop="20260818102620 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Going Once, Going Twice - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Eddie faces an unthinkable personal crisis. Hen and Karen spring into action when thrown into a terrifying situation. The 118 hosts a LAFD charity bachelor auction that brings up a few concerns from Buck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102620 +0000" stop="20260818110811 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dads and Cads (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>Maddie and Buck are blindsided by some unexpected news that turns their world upside down. Meanwhile, Buck and Eddie head to Nashville when they are selected to participate in the national firefighting games.</desc>
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    <title>Mother's Boy - S09E13</title>
    <desc>Eddie and Buck’s flight back to Los Angeles is cancelled following the National Firefighter Games. Hoping to be home for Hen’s birthday, they decide a cross-country road trip is the fastest way, until they get offtrack and Buck goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818115109 +0000" stop="20260818123414 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>D.I.Y. - S09E14</title>
    <desc>As Buck tries to manage the trauma following his kidnapping on his own, May tries to secure her first law internship without the help of her mother. Then, Maddie handles a personal crisis at the call center.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Pick Your Poison - S09E15</title>
    <desc>Athena is pulled into a mysterious murder investigation when a man arrives at the station to report his own death. Meanwhile, the 118 races to the site of a car crash involving a mother and son.</desc>
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    <title>Where There's Smoke - S09E16</title>
    <desc>The 118 must account for every decision made during a recent fire call when the team's actions are investigated for possible mistakes. Meanwhile, Buck works behind the scenes to support his team as he waits to learn if he can return to the station.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135857 +0000" stop="20260818144156 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got You Babe - S09E17</title>
    <desc>Buck is faced with his past after an electrical emergency call. Meanwhile, Maddie learns to navigate her working relationships now that she has become a supervisor.</desc>
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    <title>Hearts and Flowers - S09E18</title>
    <desc>Following Athena's shooting, the 118 gathers at the hospital awaiting news. Meanwhile, the mastermind behind the trafficking ring is determined to silence Athena and anyone who gets in his way for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152454 +0000" stop="20260818161117 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Emergency responders must try to balance saving those who are at their most vulnerable with solving the problems in their own lives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818161117 +0000" stop="20260818165803 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Go - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A roller coaster malfunctions at an amusement park. Athena and Hen respond to an unusual home invasion. A couple's dispute leads to a dramatic rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818165803 +0000" stop="20260818174214 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Next of Kin - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Bobby and his team respond to an emergency at a children's birthday party. The crew jumps into action after one of their own is involved in a devastating accident. Athena tries to cope with a tragedy that hits way too close to home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174214 +0000" stop="20260818182507 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Worst Day Ever - S01E04</title>
    <desc>In the aftermath of a deadly plane crash, Bobby and team race to help the survivors. Athena deals with panic and chaos at the airport. Bobby confronts his past demons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818182507 +0000" stop="20260818190917 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of Origin - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The crew races to an emergency when disaster strikes at an Indian wedding. Abby enlists the help of Buck to try and find her mother. Bobby has a difficult time confronting his past. Hen struggles to make the right decision.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190917 +0000" stop="20260818195358 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heartbreaker - S01E06</title>
    <desc>On Valentine's Day, a surprise marriage proposal goes awry with dangerous consequences. Athena attempts to help a desperate woman and unintentionally joins the Lonely Hearts Club. Bobby and Chimney pull holiday duty and learn about the "Casanova Fracture" and Abby and Buck go on their first official date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195358 +0000" stop="20260818203835 +0000" channel="C367.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Moon (Creepy AF) - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Athena investigates a potential home invasion and deals with a rabid criminal. Abby helps investigate the murder of a caller. Hen's past may become her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194245 +0000" stop="20260816200848 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816200848 +0000" stop="20260816203411 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203411 +0000" stop="20260816210020 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816210020 +0000" stop="20260816212613 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
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  <programme start="20260816221821 +0000" stop="20260816224430 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816224430 +0000" stop="20260816231034 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816233619 +0000" stop="20260817000212 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817000212 +0000" stop="20260817002821 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012039 +0000" stop="20260817014650 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014650 +0000" stop="20260817021257 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817021257 +0000" stop="20260817023916 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817023916 +0000" stop="20260817030528 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817033116 +0000" stop="20260817035712 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817035712 +0000" stop="20260817042321 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042321 +0000" stop="20260817044933 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817044933 +0000" stop="20260817051545 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817051545 +0000" stop="20260817054205 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817054205 +0000" stop="20260817060753 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817060753 +0000" stop="20260817063358 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817063358 +0000" stop="20260817070010 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817070010 +0000" stop="20260817072615 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817072615 +0000" stop="20260817075225 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817075225 +0000" stop="20260817081828 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817084351 +0000" stop="20260817091000 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817093553 +0000" stop="20260817100156 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817100156 +0000" stop="20260817102801 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817102801 +0000" stop="20260817105410 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817105410 +0000" stop="20260817112014 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817112014 +0000" stop="20260817114559 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817114559 +0000" stop="20260817121152 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817123801 +0000" stop="20260817130411 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
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    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817135630 +0000" stop="20260817142237 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817142237 +0000" stop="20260817144857 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
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    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817154056 +0000" stop="20260817160652 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817160652 +0000" stop="20260817163301 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817163301 +0000" stop="20260817165913 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817165913 +0000" stop="20260817172525 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817172525 +0000" stop="20260817175145 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817175145 +0000" stop="20260817181733 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817181733 +0000" stop="20260817184338 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817184338 +0000" stop="20260817190950 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817190950 +0000" stop="20260817193555 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817193555 +0000" stop="20260817200205 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817200205 +0000" stop="20260817202808 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205331 +0000" stop="20260817211940 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
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    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817214533 +0000" stop="20260817221136 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817221136 +0000" stop="20260817223741 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817223741 +0000" stop="20260817230350 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230350 +0000" stop="20260817232954 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817232954 +0000" stop="20260817235540 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817235540 +0000" stop="20260818002132 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004741 +0000" stop="20260818011351 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013959 +0000" stop="20260818020611 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020611 +0000" stop="20260818023218 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023218 +0000" stop="20260818025837 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818025837 +0000" stop="20260818032449 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032449 +0000" stop="20260818035036 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035036 +0000" stop="20260818041632 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041632 +0000" stop="20260818044241 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044241 +0000" stop="20260818050853 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050853 +0000" stop="20260818053505 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053505 +0000" stop="20260818060125 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060125 +0000" stop="20260818062713 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818062713 +0000" stop="20260818065318 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065318 +0000" stop="20260818071930 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
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    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818074535 +0000" stop="20260818081145 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818081145 +0000" stop="20260818083748 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bingo the Chimp - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop tells Lou that he must have a license for his pet chimp. But Lou accidentally applies for a marriage license.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818083748 +0000" stop="20260818090311 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hillary's Birthday - S01E20</title>
    <desc>While shopping for Hillary's birthday present, Lou nearly destroys a grocery store. Later, at her party, Mr. Fields becomes upset about the noise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818090311 +0000" stop="20260818092920 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Show - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Lou is a contestant on a TV quiz show where he wins a pack of bubblegum. Their neighbor slips on a piece of gum and takes them to court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092920 +0000" stop="20260818095513 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Las Vegas - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou pay $90 for a car and head for Las Vegas, where Lou takes part in a violent game of billiards. The "mudder/fodder" routine is performed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818095513 +0000" stop="20260818102116 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Old Lady - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou attempt to help an old lady who has been evicted. They raise $300 and she uses the money to bet on a racehorse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102116 +0000" stop="20260818104721 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Actors' Home - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Bud is taken away to an old actors' home where he and Lou perform their famous "Who's on first?" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818104721 +0000" stop="20260818111331 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Police Rookies - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Mike the Cop helps Bud and Lou enroll in the Police Rookie School, where Lou blows up the gymnasium while playing with a hand grenade.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818111331 +0000" stop="20260818113935 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safari - S01E26</title>
    <desc>When Bingo gets sick, the whole gang travels to Africa to find his parents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113935 +0000" stop="20260818120520 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Enemies - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818120520 +0000" stop="20260818123112 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Contest Story - S02E24</title>
    <desc>When Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest, pressure is applied to sway their votes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818123112 +0000" stop="20260818125721 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Drug Store - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou find jobs in Fields' drugstore and nearly wreck the place. This episode opens with the famous "Jonah and the Whale" routine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818125721 +0000" stop="20260818132332 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dentist's Office - S01E02</title>
    <desc>When Lou gets a toothache he attempts to get arrested so he can receive free treatment while incarcerated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818132332 +0000" stop="20260818134940 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jail - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Lou damages Mrs. Crumbcake's waterpail and she drags him into court claiming .79 cents in damages. In jail, Lou's crazed cellmate becomes enraged whenever he hears "Niagara Falls."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134940 +0000" stop="20260818141551 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacation - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou head off to the Biltmore Hotel near Phoenix for a vacation. "Hertz U-Drive" and the "Pack-Unpack" routines are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141551 +0000" stop="20260818144158 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Party - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Lou throws a birthday party for himself, but nearly poisons his guests when he puts ant paste on his hors d'oeurves instead of anti pasto. Bud throws him out and Lou consoles himself by ordering a giant decorated cake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144158 +0000" stop="20260818150817 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alaska - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When news arrives that Lou's uncle has struck gold in Alaska, Bud and Lou plan to help him spend it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150817 +0000" stop="20260818153429 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit an employment agency run by Mr. Fields' brother, who gives Lou a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153429 +0000" stop="20260818160016 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Army Story - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou join the Army, where they recreate their routines from the feature film 'Buck Privates.' "Drill Routine" and "Dice Game" are performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818160016 +0000" stop="20260818162612 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pots and Pans - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Working as a door-to-door cookware salesman, Lou prepares a dinner for his friends in hopes of moving some product. However, his honest culinary efforts are met with disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162612 +0000" stop="20260818165221 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Charity Bazaar - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou participate in Hillary's charity bazaar, raising money with the "shell game." Lou blows his money at the kissing booth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818165221 +0000" stop="20260818171833 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Western Story - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou accept Hillary's invitation to visit her uncle's B-Bar-Bop ranch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171833 +0000" stop="20260818174445 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted House - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Hillary will inherit a castle if she spends one night there. Bud and Lou come along with her for protection and Lou is scared out of his mind by frightful encounters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174445 +0000" stop="20260818181105 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peace and Quiet - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Lou sleeps all day but can't sleep at night. Bud takes him to see a psychiatrist. Eventually Bud checks him into a sanitarium for a night's rest. "Crazy House" is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818181105 +0000" stop="20260818183653 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hungry - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou visit a couple of restaurants. In one they become involved with twin waitresses. In the other, Lou has a battle with an oyster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183653 +0000" stop="20260818190258 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Lovers - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lou attempts to impress Hillary and her father with his musical abilities. While pretending to perform, Bud falls asleep and ruins the scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190258 +0000" stop="20260818192910 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Politician - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Bud coaches Lou on running for public office, a political campaign that ends with Lou delivering a disastrous speech in a neighborhood park.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192910 +0000" stop="20260818195515 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrestling Story - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lou and Stinky agree to settle their differences with a wrestling match. When Stinky becomes ill, his little brother Ivan the Terrible takes his place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195515 +0000" stop="20260818202125 +0000" channel="C368.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting a Job - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Bud and Lou are hired to deliver hats to the Susquehanna Hat Company on Floogle Street and encounter several lunatics on the way. Also, Stinky attempts to kill Lou by backing him into traffic. The "Loafing" routine is performed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194435 +0000" stop="20260816201344 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201344 +0000" stop="20260816204241 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816204241 +0000" stop="20260816211146 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211146 +0000" stop="20260816214033 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214033 +0000" stop="20260816220742 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220742 +0000" stop="20260816223608 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223608 +0000" stop="20260816230530 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230530 +0000" stop="20260816233426 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233426 +0000" stop="20260817000309 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000309 +0000" stop="20260817003239 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003239 +0000" stop="20260817010040 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010040 +0000" stop="20260817012939 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012939 +0000" stop="20260817015716 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015716 +0000" stop="20260817022645 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022645 +0000" stop="20260817025652 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025652 +0000" stop="20260817032608 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032608 +0000" stop="20260817035609 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035609 +0000" stop="20260817042620 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042620 +0000" stop="20260817045546 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045546 +0000" stop="20260817052426 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052426 +0000" stop="20260817055415 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055415 +0000" stop="20260817062246 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062246 +0000" stop="20260817065208 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065208 +0000" stop="20260817072117 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072117 +0000" stop="20260817075003 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075003 +0000" stop="20260817081902 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081902 +0000" stop="20260817084601 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817084601 +0000" stop="20260817091506 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091506 +0000" stop="20260817094426 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094426 +0000" stop="20260817101329 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101329 +0000" stop="20260817104211 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104211 +0000" stop="20260817111116 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111116 +0000" stop="20260817114100 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
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    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
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    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123934 +0000" stop="20260817130831 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130831 +0000" stop="20260817133736 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133736 +0000" stop="20260817140623 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817140623 +0000" stop="20260817143333 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143333 +0000" stop="20260817150158 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150158 +0000" stop="20260817153120 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153120 +0000" stop="20260817160016 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160016 +0000" stop="20260817162900 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162900 +0000" stop="20260817165829 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165829 +0000" stop="20260817172631 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172631 +0000" stop="20260817175530 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175530 +0000" stop="20260817182306 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182306 +0000" stop="20260817185236 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185236 +0000" stop="20260817192243 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192243 +0000" stop="20260817195158 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195158 +0000" stop="20260817202159 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202159 +0000" stop="20260817205210 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205210 +0000" stop="20260817212137 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212137 +0000" stop="20260817215016 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from Saffy, Edina decides to make some sacrifices in her exuberant lifestyle to better herself, only to make matters worse by ending up in court.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215016 +0000" stop="20260817222005 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy burns down Eddie's kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy as she is having a boy around to watch a documentary. Unfortunately for all, Mother accidentally locks them in the sitting room and Eddie tries to open up to her daughter and talk to her about sex and her birth, despite Patsy's comments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222005 +0000" stop="20260817224836 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Door Handle - S03E01</title>
    <desc>As the kitchen is being rebuilt after the fire in last series finale, Eddie is hell-bent on searching for the perfect door handle to match her decor, and she and Patsy take a day trip to New York on the concord to track one down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224836 +0000" stop="20260817231758 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy New Year - S03E02</title>
    <desc>While Saffy plans to spend a quiet New Years Eve with her Gran and Justin, Eddie and Patsy prepare to join a huge underground rave party to see in the new year, but things change when word comes of the visit from Patsy's long lost sister Jackie who is notorious for being a 60's party animal. Upon her arrival, Patsy is distressed to learn that her sister (unlike herself) has actually aged in the last 30 years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231758 +0000" stop="20260817234708 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Eddie wants to have a bigger bedroom and debates which of the two walls to knock down; one leading to Saffy's room, the other to Serge's.  Eddie and Patsy go into Serge's room to clear it out where Saffy discovers a copy of 'Razzle' amongst his magazines (thankfully not the one that Patsy appeared in!). Despite Saffy's objections about the magazine, Eddie leafs through it and realizes that it has been awhile since she has had sex. Patsy talks her into hiring two male prostitutes on the night that Saffy has a presentation at school, both of which don't go off as smoothly as they would have liked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234708 +0000" stop="20260818001554 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jealous - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Eddie gets very depressed that she doesn't win the PR Person of the Year Award and almost works herself to death trying to gain revenge. Saffy's psychology lecturer starts giving her some "extra special tuition" and Eddie comes to her daughter's aid for one of the few times in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818001554 +0000" stop="20260818004452 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy goes off to college. However it proves to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the tin opener. Further trouble errupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American PR agency. Patsy loses her job when her magazine folds, leaving the high-living pair contemplating old age and a crossroads in their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004452 +0000" stop="20260818011151 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy and Saffy both move away from her, Eddie moves to a commune where she tries to fit in but doesn't have a chance. Patsy's new job is not what she was expecting and Eddie turns up in New York where she meets her on the top of a building in a helicopter before heading back to London. There is also a sneak peek at them in 25 years time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011151 +0000" stop="20260818014056 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parallox - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy has an injection to freeze her wrinkles; Edina is due to make an appearance on the TV show "This Morning With Richard &amp; Judy"; Saffy is looking for a job with New Labour and Mother is finding out the delights of the internet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818014056 +0000" stop="20260818021016 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fish Farm - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After rocking on at a Marilyn Manson concert, Eddie finds an attractive young man in her garden. Patsy recognizes Jago, the landscape gardener hired by Saffy, as the brother of a well known aristocrat and Eddie turns on the charm to get her dream of a huge mansion with servants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021016 +0000" stop="20260818023920 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paris - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy heads to Paris for a fashion shoot, a chance to relive her modeling days and to spend time with her new best friend, super model Erin O'Connor; with Eddie and Saffy in tow. While Patsy struggles to cope with fresh-faced models, unflattering clothes and the photographer from hell; Eddie tries to bond with her estranged daughter and somehow convinces Saffy to let down her defenses and flash the whole of Paris from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023920 +0000" stop="20260818030802 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkey - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Despite having tried every fad diet going, Eddie is still desperate to be thin, and decides to try detox. Spurred on by a Sex And The City-style lunch with her bitchy girlfriends, Eddie embarks on a strict regime of water and red meat and enrolls herself in a grueling military fitness program. Despite Patsy's best efforts, Eddie swears off champagne and begins to shed the pounds. But her nights are plagued with visits from God and the Devil, who have their own agendas. Meanwhile, budding playwright Saffy bumps into a pretentious old school friend, Taylor Johns, who attempts to use her in his bid to further his acting career, and Patsy decides to see what life is like without her trademark Sixties forelock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030802 +0000" stop="20260818033707 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Opening - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Saffy's first play, "Self Raising Flower," based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of course it does.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033707 +0000" stop="20260818040650 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Menopause - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After Patsy cracks her wrist and finds out she is has osteoporosis, Saffron sets up a menopause meeting for the pair. Edina's businesses are going under and it seems that everyone is undergoing change. Then Saffron starts having day-dreams about the possible future...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040650 +0000" stop="20260818043616 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cleanin' - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy and Eddy are forced to clean up the house in preparation of Saffy returning from Iraq. When Saffy returns, she has a big announcement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043616 +0000" stop="20260818050524 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book Clubbin' - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Eddy and Patsy organize a book club to meet famous people, but no one is interested in reading anything except celebrity gossip magazines. Eddy has recurring nightmares about Saffy's midwife, who delights in teasing her about them. She's very unhappy about the expected grandbaby until she learns the father is black... after all, a mixed-race baby is the greatest accessory, the "Chanel of babies."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050524 +0000" stop="20260818053422 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panickin' - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When Eddy converts her bomb shelter into a panic room, she and Patsy accidentally get locked in and, not knowing the access code, have to wait until the system resets and the door opens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053422 +0000" stop="20260818060326 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Huntin' Shootin' &amp; Fishin' - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy spend the weekend at a snooty lodge in the country and become so bored, they create their own version of fun. Meanwhile, Saffy has her friends, Emma and Sarah, over for a baby shower and Sarah becomes obsessed with Emma. The weekend ends with Emma getting a restraining order and an unexpected turn of events for Sarah.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060326 +0000" stop="20260818063214 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthin' - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out because the doors, which lock electronically, cannot be opened without electricity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818063214 +0000" stop="20260818065923 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Schmoozin' - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Edina's 'new' boyfriend Pete, who she and Patsy knew growing up, works at Abbey Road Studios and uncovered some "lost tapes" of the Beatles. They throw a party to play them in public for the first time and things don't quite go as planned. Elton John does a cameo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065923 +0000" stop="20260818072749 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Exploitin' - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Saffy grudgingly agrees to let Eddy babysit Jane while she and John go to lunch, but as soon as they're gone, Eddy whisks her off to the zoo where Patsy has arranged for her to be part of a photo shoot with famous photographer, Jean-Paul Gaultier. Saffy's anger at her mother is softened when Eddy confides she and Jane bonded; that is, until Saffy makes a shocking discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818072749 +0000" stop="20260818075710 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Identity - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Absolutely Fabulous is back! In the first of three new episodes written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, with Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield, there’s an awful lot of catching up to do. First of all there’s a homecoming for one of them who’s been ‘away’ for quite some time. She arrives at the Monsoon household with a new – slightly scary – best friend. Her presence could be either a blessing or a disaster, raising questions of identity that could even involve a certain person owning up to her real age … if she can remember it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818075710 +0000" stop="20260818082606 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Job - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Edina has some crucial questions to answer, including: Has she still got it? And could a new client destroy her relationship with Saffy or make it stronger? With fewer and fewer clients and a daughter who despises her, it’s business as usual but, when Eddy and Patsy meet a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, Eddy hopes that the job of taking her on as a client could bring a new-found respect, and some much-needed income. The problem is that her client’s talents aren’t everything they seem to be…</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082606 +0000" stop="20260818085450 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olympics - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The award-winning sitcom returns for a new episode. Edina forgets that the Olympics are on, until it gets her closer to her idol.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085450 +0000" stop="20260818092419 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fashion - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Despite giving up coffee and alcohol, taking up colonic irrigation and Buddhist chanting, Edina is panicking about a fashion show she's organizing, Princess Diana has turned down an invite, and the only celebs who can be bothered to attend are Sinitta and Anne Robinson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092419 +0000" stop="20260818095221 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Edina needs to get slim quickly as she's expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine, but then Patsy suggests something much easier... liposuction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095221 +0000" stop="20260818102120 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>France - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Edina and Patsy go on holiday to France but the luxury they've booked turns out to be the ramshackle cottage. Unable to negotiate the local shops, Edina calls up Saffy for help. Bubble turns up, too, with news that Edina's interior design business has hit problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102120 +0000" stop="20260818104857 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iso Tank - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Banned from attending Saffron's college open day, Edina sulks in her brand new isolation tank. But she's got a few tricks up her Lacroix sleeves yet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104857 +0000" stop="20260818111826 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Eddie is turning 40 and Saffy organizes a quaint family get-together for her involving Mother, Justin (Saffy's father), Justin's lover Oliver, Marshall (Eddie's son Serge's father) and his new wife Bo. However, Eddie has developed a complex about her age and refuses to participate in the celebrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818111826 +0000" stop="20260818114833 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magazine - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Patsy actually visits her place of work, a fashion magazine where she is the 'Executive Fashion Director'. She takes on the job of organizing a fashion piece for a morning television show but when all the models drop out and refuse to wear the clothes, Patsy is forced to suck up to Saffy and Mother to get them to appear on the show.  Meanwhile, Edina has a date with long-lost boyfriend Hamish.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818114833 +0000" stop="20260818121749 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hospital - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Patsy is caught having an affair with a politician and is pushed into the tabloid spotlight which reveals her true age. Eddie stubs her toe and "requires" surgery. Patsy joins her in hospital for moral support - and a facelift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121749 +0000" stop="20260818124750 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie's father passes away and she is more concerned about how much weight she has put on and Saffy is horrified at her mother's selfishness regarding the death. It soon makes Eddie realize that she is also going to die and she goes out and spends hundreds of thousands of pounds on art that she doesn't want, just so she can leave something behind when she dies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124750 +0000" stop="20260818131800 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morocco - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Patsy agrees to put a Fashion spread in her magazine of the product Edina is promoting called "POPSPEX", and they both go to Marrakesh for the photo shoot. Saffron wants to go with them to help her university studies but Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131800 +0000" stop="20260818134727 +0000" channel="C369.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Best Friend - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Edina's old friends, Bettina and Max, are coming to stay with her. Eddie remembers them as being notoriously minimalistic who have no need for possessions and she tries to make the house presentable, eventually telling Patsy to leave. Patsy is hurt by this and leaves to find herself a new best friend. Meanwhile, when Bettina and Max arrive they have their baby with them and are loaded with bags and baby stuff, turning Eddie's house into the inside of a laundry basket.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Poor - S02E05</title>
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    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
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  </programme>
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    <title>The Flight Stuff - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Take to the skies to discover amazing murmurations of starlings and adorably pudgy puffins. Don’t mind the flying snakes, those wingless weirdos.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818174443 +0000" stop="20260818180431 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Prey, Live - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A butterfly that drinks turtle tears is just one of many organisms with unusual appetites and even odder methods of hunting and digesting their food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818180431 +0000" stop="20260818182417 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fights, Camera, Action! - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Get ready for a rumble in the jungle. Whether clawing, crashing or headbanging, animal gladiators like to fight if love or status is on the line.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818182417 +0000" stop="20260818184348 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangerer Things - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The parade of curiosities kicks off with a tiny lizard that fits on a fingertip and monkeys with huge noses. Some Hawaiian sand is fish poop — fact.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818184348 +0000" stop="20260818190330 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're All the Same - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Humans share a surprising number of traits with their critter kin, such as using tools, yawning, soaking in saunas and flipping real estate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190330 +0000" stop="20260818192316 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Absurd Is the Word - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Did you know goats speak in different regional dialects? Incredible facts about everyday animals lead to one conclusion: being different is awesome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818192316 +0000" stop="20260818194229 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strangest Things - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Say hello to Mother Nature’s all-star cast of confounding beasts, featuring Madagascar’s own death-metal lizard: the satanic leaf-tailed gecko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194229 +0000" stop="20260818200155 +0000" channel="C371.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raging Waters - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Dive into an undersea world that's swimming with flirty amphibians, fishy friends, and sea-slug vacuums that keep things clean.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195400 +0000" stop="20260816201537 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Ball - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816201537 +0000" stop="20260816203653 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Tape (1) - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203653 +0000" stop="20260816205829 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tale of the Tape (2) - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205829 +0000" stop="20260816212005 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Charity Begins at Hef's - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212005 +0000" stop="20260816214137 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Race - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214137 +0000" stop="20260816220313 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anec-Dont's - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220313 +0000" stop="20260816222449 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chick Whisperer - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222449 +0000" stop="20260816224625 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James &amp; the Annoying Peach - S05E08</title>
    <desc>To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224625 +0000" stop="20260816230802 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dream - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230802 +0000" stop="20260816232938 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lean on Me - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816232938 +0000" stop="20260816235109 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift of the Maggie - S05E11</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235109 +0000" stop="20260817001241 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sex Ed Fred - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001241 +0000" stop="20260817003417 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Renewing Vows - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003417 +0000" stop="20260817005533 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stick - S05E14</title>
    <desc>It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005533 +0000" stop="20260817011710 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Right - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817011710 +0000" stop="20260817013826 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Your Freak On - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817013826 +0000" stop="20260817015952 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grumpy Guy - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015952 +0000" stop="20260817022128 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Polite Jim - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022128 +0000" stop="20260817024250 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Dearest - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Jim believes that Bill (played by Joseph Bologna), the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024250 +0000" stop="20260817030426 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Thin Green Line - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030426 +0000" stop="20260817032542 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Best Friend - S05E21</title>
    <desc>When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032542 +0000" stop="20260817034719 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belaboring the Point - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034719 +0000" stop="20260817040851 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Punch - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Jim realizes that Cheryl has been spoiling their son Kyle for way too long, so he decides to make him a man by teaching him how to throw a perfect punch in self defense. However, things get out of control when little Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the school bully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817040851 +0000" stop="20260817043032 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flannelsexual - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Jim ends up on a talk show after claiming that men shouldn't let women feminize them, and then goes to Dana's co-ed baby shower to prove his point.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043032 +0000" stop="20260817045214 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guinea Pygmalion - S06E03</title>
    <desc>When the family pet guinea pig swallows an eraser, Jim is forced to pay for an expensive operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045214 +0000" stop="20260817051356 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hoosier Daddy - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim go to a motel in Indiana to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary, but Dana's possible labor and a tornado interfere.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051356 +0000" stop="20260817053538 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Grief - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's beloved Uncle Donald dies, Jim takes over housekeeping, but soon starts to suspect that Cheryl is using him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053538 +0000" stop="20260817055710 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Rage - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055710 +0000" stop="20260817061851 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Gone Wild - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Andy, Ryan and Jim are stunned when they find out that Dana and Cheryl recently appeared in a Chicks Gone Wild video.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817061851 +0000" stop="20260817064023 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deliverance - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Dana gets into premature labor, and Ryan isn't able to come and deliver the baby because he is delivering a celebrity's baby, Jim has to be the one to deliver Dana's baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064023 +0000" stop="20260817070135 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dino-Mite - S06E09</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana allow Jim and Ryan to take care of the kids and baby Tanner while they are out, things get out of control. Jim takes everyone to the museum and everything goes great until the Tyrannosaurus Rex display ends up destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817070135 +0000" stop="20260817072247 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Separate Ways - S06E10</title>
    <desc>While Ryan is away, Dana and baby Tanner are staying at Jim and Cheryl's, until Jim starts complaining about the presence of the baby, so Cheryl wants him to stay at Andy's for a while. While Jim and Andy enjoy their male bonding, Cheryl and Dana are enjoying their time together too. At least, until Ryan returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072247 +0000" stop="20260817074429 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Case of Jimergency - S06E11</title>
    <desc>After an argument with a claims representative about his bill, Jim's health insurance is canceled, and Jim decides to hide the truth from Cheryl, until she ends up sick and he gets her cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074429 +0000" stop="20260817080611 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coach Jim - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Jim decides to toughen up his daughters basketball team and soon turns them from sweet and peaceful to an angry and aggressive basketball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080611 +0000" stop="20260817082753 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>At-Bat - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad softball game advice to Kyle turns to be Jim's worst nightmare when an Ghost of Andy visits him to show him the Adult Kyle's life as a loser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082753 +0000" stop="20260817084920 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Lies Beneath - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, which causes headaches to Jim, because he bought a fake wedding ring as a replacement a long time ago so Cheryl wouldn't notice he lost it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817084920 +0000" stop="20260817091102 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grill II - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim end up in a war after Andy tries to sell him a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091102 +0000" stop="20260817093244 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devlin in Disguise - S06E16</title>
    <desc>After Tim and Cindy Devlin's sudden divorce announcement, Andy starts spending time with Cindy, which turns into a relationship, and an urge for Cheryl and Jim to break them up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093244 +0000" stop="20260817095402 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Any Man of Mine - S06E17</title>
    <desc>In order to avoid attending another musical with Cheryl, Jim finds a gay man to accompany her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095402 +0000" stop="20260817101544 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim's Birthday - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl throws Jim an unwanted surprise party for his 50th birthday, which Jim then sabotages, and then later reveals the real reason why he won't celebrate his birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101544 +0000" stop="20260817103658 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jim Almighty - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Crazed about the fact that Cheryl joined a dinner party club, Jim insults the very creator of women, God, who then gives Jim the power to try to do a better job, but Jim ends up making women behave like Jim would. Also, when Andy tries to make guys more like women, he turns himself and Jim into oversensitive girly guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103658 +0000" stop="20260817105834 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hot Wife - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Cheryl feels down when she can't use her sexuality to get a dinner table at a restaurant, so Jim tries to cheer her up by writing letter as a 'water delivery guy', but his plan soon makes Jim doubt if Cheryl is attracted to him or the delivery guy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105834 +0000" stop="20260817112006 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety Last - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl takes a greater interest in general safety and health, Jim feels stifled by her new rules and regulations. Just after Cheryl forces Jim to wear an I.D. badge during his morning jog, Jim is head-butted by a bull on a side road. While Cheryl learns that one can't anticipate every danger out there, Jim realizes that he's willing to do whatever it takes to make his family feel secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112006 +0000" stop="20260817114147 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perfect Fight - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim have an evening at home without the kids and decide to stay in and just have dessert for dinner. But Jim's choice of pastries causes a spat which morphs into an all-out food fight. The next day they laugh off the night's argument; Jim is thrilled that they don't seem to have to talk things out. But then Andy, who's out for revenge on Jim for coaxing his kids to play pranks on him, counsels Cheryl to really dissect and analyze her marital arguments.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114147 +0000" stop="20260817120328 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl Goes to Florida - S07E05</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is out of town to take care of her mother, Jim has to take care of their kids, and he receives sympathy from a neighborhood mom. Soon, other moms start helping Jim, and he tells each one that she's the only help in the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120328 +0000" stop="20260817122508 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ruby's First Date - S07E06</title>
    <desc>While Cheryl is still out of town, Jim is having hard time dealing with Ruby's girl problems, so he assigns Dana to help her. However, when Dana tells Ruby to go out on a date with an older guy, Jim if forced to intervene, as he, Dana and Andy end up following Ruby to her date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122508 +0000" stop="20260817124649 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Period Peace - S07E07</title>
    <desc>When Ruby and Gracie can't seem to stop fighting, Jim is "forced" to read their diaries to determine the cause, only to realize that he needs to give out delicate motherly advice to them, while Cheryl is still away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124649 +0000" stop="20260817130801 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rendezvous - S07E08</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl returns home for a visit the kids end up occupying her time, so Jim decides to prepare a special date with her at the airport lounge, only to end up mistakenly arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130801 +0000" stop="20260817132935 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodwill Hunting - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Without consulting with Cheryl, Jim transforms the garage into a cigar lounge and donates the kids' old clothes and furniture to charity. When Cheryl informs Jim that she is pregnant with twins, he is forced to retrieve all the stuff that he gave away, and has to deal with the fact that he is going to be a father of five.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817132935 +0000" stop="20260817135117 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Dolled Up - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Jim is forced organize a doll-themed party for Gracie while Cheryl is on bed rest, but when Gracie admits that the only reason she agreed to the party was because she wanted to please her mother, Jim decides to turn the party into something totally else.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135117 +0000" stop="20260817141258 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pregnancy Brain - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Jim finds a way to use Cheryl's forgetfulness (a.k.a. "the pregnancy brain") to his advantage by trying to convince her that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Ruby and Gracie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141258 +0000" stop="20260817143439 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gift Certificate - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Realizing that Andy didn't use the gift certificate that Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself with a nice meal, but soon Jim finds himself in an uncomfortable situation when Andy remembers the certificate and decides to invite Jim to join him for a meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143439 +0000" stop="20260817145553 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Drink Your Milkshake - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jim makes a rule he believes to be the perfect cure for children's fights, but when he enters a discussion with Andy, the both end up on the same "tribunal system," fighting to prove who's right.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817145553 +0000" stop="20260817151719 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaperone - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Andy finally meets the perfect girl, but things get rough when he lets Jim babysit the woman's daughters, who then end up missing while Andy is having dinner with Emily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151719 +0000" stop="20260817153855 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Six-Week Curse - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Dana puts Andy under hypnosis to learn why all of his relationships don't last longer than six weeks. Upon learning that it's due to Andy's low self-esteem, Dana decides to boost up Andy's confidence, but she ends up making things worse when Andy starts flirting with other women while on a date with Emily.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153855 +0000" stop="20260817160036 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cheater - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl insists on playing a game that she somehow always wins, but Dana is aware of the fact that Cheryl is cheating.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160036 +0000" stop="20260817162218 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Bedrest for the Wicked - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Jim anxiously awaits for the moment when Cheryl is off bedrest so she'd take over all the chores, but Dana urges him to let Cheryl rest until she goes into labor. After meeting Cheryl's gynecologist, Jim learns that Cheryl was already allowed to be more active, but she didn't tell him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162218 +0000" stop="20260817164359 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Devil Went Down to Oak Park - S07E18</title>
    <desc>The Devil himself visits Jim to remind him of the deal they made years ago, when Jim promised to give away his fifth child if the Devil helped him win over Cheryl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164359 +0000" stop="20260817170543 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blankie - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817170543 +0000" stop="20260817172723 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Best Friend - S08E02</title>
    <desc>When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172723 +0000" stop="20260817174907 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jami McFame - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jim and his band win a chance to play for a child pop sensation Jami McFame, but when the star gives them an attitude, Jim decides to set her straight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174907 +0000" stop="20260817181041 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Proposal - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.</desc>
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    <title>Two for the Money - S08E05</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl learns of Jim's plan to use their twins in a movie starring Steve Guttenberg to get some money for Christmas gifts, she refuses to let him do it, but Andy and Jim decide to go through with the plan anyway, only to have it backfire when the producers cut the kids hair to make them look alike.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817183225 +0000" stop="20260817185410 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cabin Boys - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Jim looks forward to a "guys only" weekend with Andy, but when Andy ends up dumped by Emily over a text message and when the guys stumble upon Emily's depressed ex husband, Jim decides to do his best to cheer up the guys and save what's left of their weekend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817185410 +0000" stop="20260817191556 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ego Boost - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Jim is convinced that an old flame wants to get back with him until he realizes that she wants to hook up with Andy, leaving Jim with a bruised ego.</desc>
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    <title>The Yoga Bear - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Jim becomes intrigued by Cheryl's raving about a yoga teacher so he decides to try out the class, only to end up impressed by the teacher. Both Jim and Cheryl end up taking separate private classes to relax from their busy family life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817193711 +0000" stop="20260817195857 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kyle's Crush - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Jim prepares Kyle for his first "date" with Ruby's slightly older piano teacher, Mandy, whom Andy has fallen for and is secretly dating behind Kyle's back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817195857 +0000" stop="20260817202042 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Meaningful Gift - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Andy, desperate to impress Mandy with the perfect birthday gift, turns to Jim for advice. Jim counsels against givivng fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to win her over. But Andy's recollection of what has meaning to Mandy is way off base, and instead of being pleased with the gift, she thinks he's cheating on her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817202042 +0000" stop="20260817204227 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Daddy Way - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and her friends, eager to get an afternoon away from the kids, arrange a "Daddy and Me" group for Jim and other dads with young kids at their home. Jim makes the best of a potentially boring situation by turning babysitting into a sporting event--staging baby races where the dads bet on their kids and drink beer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817204227 +0000" stop="20260817210408 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Physical Therapy - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Andy ends up injured after playing snow football with Jim, so Jim helps Andy make it seem like he had a freak accident because Andy was previously warned by his girlfriend not to play the game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817210408 +0000" stop="20260817212553 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooler One - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Jim attempts to look cool in the eyes of Ruby and her friends, until he realizes that he may be undermining Cheryl's authority due to his behavior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817212553 +0000" stop="20260817214738 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Jim - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Jim's bad back has him on prescription pain pills which has him in an altered state and opens up an opportunity for the family to share information which usually would upset him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817214738 +0000" stop="20260817220914 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of the Nerds - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Jim uses his passion for sports to connect with son Kyle. But sports-challenged Kyle identifies more with fellow sci-fi nerd Andy, forcing a reluctant Jim to dress up as a Cyclops at a sci-fi convention in order to win his son back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817220914 +0000" stop="20260817223049 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Hate the High Road - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Cheryl forces Jim to donate time to charity. His reluctance turns to elation when he's rewarded with a thousand-dollar check for his efforts. Cheryl insists he return the check, but Jim is itching to buy himself somthing frivolous with the money. And to really test Cheryl's integrity, he spends the money on a pricey designer handbag for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817223049 +0000" stop="20260817225235 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diamonds are a Ghoul's Best Friend - S08E17</title>
    <desc>It's Cheryl's birthday and Jim decides to buy her a diamond necklace. But in an attempt to save money, he buys the necklace from Andy's unreliable source and soon learns that it was taken off of a dead woman whose ghost now begins to haunt him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817225235 +0000" stop="20260817231420 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heaven Opposed to Hell - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When Jim chokes on a shrimp puff, he dies and arrives at Heaven's gate. With Jim on trial to prove his selfless acts on earth, best friend Andy is summoned to heaven to defend him. As Jim attempts to prove his good works to God, his sister-in-law, Dana, represents the Devil, arguing that Jim's selfishness should mean a certain trip to hell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817231420 +0000" stop="20260817233619 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl are the perfect middle class American couple. Happily married, living in a suburban house with two adorable (but loud) little girls and a baby boy, they really can't complain much about life – except for those couple fights that neither one can ever let go, like the time Jim shut the car door on Cheryl. This time the problem is their daughter, whom Cheryl can't leave alone on her first week at kindergarten. Jim says it's because she's a woman and decides to take Ruby himself, but he also can't leave her behind. Things heat up when Cheryl discovers that not only has he been hiding it from her, but he also changed Ruby's school without talking to her. Meanwhile, Jim and Cheryl try to help Andy make up with his girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817233619 +0000" stop="20260817235804 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Nookie - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find their romantic getaway to the Bahamas set to work out perfectly, with Dana babysitting the kids. However, at the last minute, Dana is not able to babysit. In the meantime, Andy becomes a little too obsessed with making the perfect treehouse for Grace and Ruby.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817235804 +0000" stop="20260818001949 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Came Back - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's 15 year-old cat Mr. Feeney dies and she wants Jim to bury it on the backyard, but Jim desperately wants to go to the Bears game. He sticks the cat in the garage freezer, planning on burying it after the game, but Cheryl finds out before he comes home. She is hurt that Jim doesn't listen to her nor care about a cat that has been longer with her than anything in her current life. Jim, feeling guilty, provides a proper funeral for Mr. Feeney and gets her a brand new dog, which she doesn't like very much at first, but starts to accept it later.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818001949 +0000" stop="20260818004126 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S01E04</title>
    <desc>On Jim and Cheryl's 10th Anniversary, Jim pays Dana to buy him an anniversary gift to give to Cheryl. However, Dana buys a beautiful and touching charm bracelet, going over the spending limit in the process, and Cheryl finds out that all her anniversary gifts over the past ten years were bought by Dana.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004126 +0000" stop="20260818010252 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unruly Spirits - S01E05</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween, and Cheryl has forbidden Gracie to go trick-or-treating. However, not wanting his daughter to miss out on the fun of the halloween spirit, he sneaks her out anyway. Meanwhile, Andy becomes convinced that he's being stalked by an ex-girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818010252 +0000" stop="20260818012227 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crush (New Guy) - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim sets Dana up with a guy so perfect that even Cheryl falls for him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818012227 +0000" stop="20260818014411 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl's Old Flame - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl find themselves wondering if they've set too many rules for their household when they find themselves arguing over whether to put a TV in the girls' room, making Jim promise Cheryl not to ride his motorcycle, and Ruby then tells Jim that Cheryl has been smoking again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818014411 +0000" stop="20260818020557 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Turkey Bowl - S01E08</title>
    <desc>It's Thanksgiving and Jim and Andy are going bowling. Cheryl doesn't like the idea very much, so she sends the girls with him. Jim has a perfect game, but just when he was about to bowl his final strike, the power goes off and he is left with either waiting for it to return or giving up being perfect. Cheryl surprises him by bringing the Thanksgiving dinner to the alley so Jim's family and friends can witness his perfect game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818020557 +0000" stop="20260818022721 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Andy's Girlfriend - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Andy has a new girlfriend, and Cheryl wants Jim to treat her nicely because not only is she Andy's first girlfriend sine Carrie, but also Ruby's piano teacher. During dinner, Alicia tells Jim she's a vegetarian, and not only that, but also a Peckers fan – a big insult to Jim. Alicia and Andy break up and get back together, but she keeps turning down invitations to have dinner at Jim and Cheryl's. The reason? She doesn't like being around Cheryl. Jim rubs it on her face until Cheryl confronts Alicia, who reveals it's only because she thinks Cheryl's too perfect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818022721 +0000" stop="20260818024905 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An According to Jiminy Christmas - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's mother is coming to visit them for Christmas and wants to stay at their house. Jim and Cheryl, however, prefer that she stayed at a hotel but don't know how to bring it up without insulting Maggie. After Jim tells Maggie that Cheryl wants her in a hotel, Maggie gives her grandma's pearl necklace to Dana. Cheryl's upset and goes to the airport to ask her mother' forgiveness, where she learns Dana only got the necklace because she doesn't have anyone in her life like Cheryl has Jim. Meanwhile, the girls think Andy is Santa.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818024905 +0000" stop="20260818031049 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bad Word - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Cheryl leaves Jim in charge of their kids and some other kids who were there to play with the girls during a Bears game. The next day, one of the kids mom calls Cheryl saying her daughter dame home repeating a swearing she heard from Jim. Cheryl apologizes for him and Jim is insulted that she always automatically takes the other person's side. Cheryl apologizes, and not too later Grace repeats the exact same word. Jim decides to teach her not to repeat it by making her say it non stop until she can't say it again. It works. 5 days later, at Ruby's ballet presentation, she slips, falls and says the word, unmasking Jim's guilt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818031049 +0000" stop="20260818033234 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Model Behavior - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl agree to let Ruby model for a print ad as a one-time thing, but when the photographer calls her a natural, Jim gets Ruby an agent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033234 +0000" stop="20260818035358 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Money - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Cheryl decides to go behind Jim's back and loan Andy $1,000 for a downpayment on a new condo.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818035358 +0000" stop="20260818041542 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blow-Up - S01E14</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl has a revealing photo of herself taken as a Valentine gift to Jim, he proudly shows it to all his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041542 +0000" stop="20260818043726 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Racquetball - S01E15</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl reminds Jim that she beat him at racquetball years ago, he claims he was only letting her win to gain her affections, so Cheryl challenges him to a no-holds-barred re-match.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043726 +0000" stop="20260818045910 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E16</title>
    <desc>After Jim is diagnosed with high blood pressure, Cheryl decides to do everything to help him. She makes him special food, give him backrubs, and keeps asking about his day in order to free him from stress. But Jim doesn't know how to share so much and tells her an old financial problem of the firm. Cheryl stays up all night doing math to figure out a way out of the problem. Jim says she has a disease and is always trying to help people, which Cheryl responds with stop caring about him. In the end, they finally settle their issues when Jim says he loves her and would be a total mess without her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818045910 +0000" stop="20260818052029 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Date Night - S01E17</title>
    <desc>While out for dinner and a movie, Jim loses a parking spot, and later loses Cheryl when he can't let go of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818052029 +0000" stop="20260818054203 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Boys - S01E18</title>
    <desc>It's Kyle and Andy's birthday, and Andy is feeling a little left out of his own special day. They decide to take him to a restaurant that serves a 4,5 lbs steak, and Jim offers to pay for the check because Cheryl isn't feeling equal to Dana, who's spending a lot of money on their kids. On the table, Dana says she doesn't mind paying the check because she makes more money than Jim, which enfuriates him. He buys a donkey for the girls so they can know he's the one they should go to if they want stuff (in this case, they wanted a poney, but "they'll never know the difference"), and it isn't until the donkey ruins a painting Dana bought for Kyle's room that they talk it out and settle their issues.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818054203 +0000" stop="20260818060327 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Receipt - S01E19</title>
    <desc>When the new DVD player breaks, Jim must find the receipt in order to exchange it. He can't find it anywhere and blames Cheryl of losing it. She says he was the one who lost it, and in order to "win" the fight, Jim buys another DVD player and tells Cheryl he exchanged the broken one. Later, Dana shows up with the receipt, in which Cheryl wrote her a recipe, and Cheryl - after realizing it was her fault after all - burns it. They get into a fight but soon decide to drop the point scoring and just be happy again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818060327 +0000" stop="20260818062502 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Jim has a run-in with an old friend from his wild and crazy days who is now a cop. Jim sets out to prove he's not an 'old married guy' by staying out all night and partying. Unfortunately, this has bad consequences for both of them...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818062502 +0000" stop="20260818064646 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cheryl's Day Off - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Jim agrees to take the girls for the day while Cheryl and Dana go to a doctor's appointment. At the park, Jim leaves the girls with another mom and goes to the movies... where he's busted by Cheryl. Things go from bad to worse when he tries to retrieve the kids and can't remember who he left them with.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064646 +0000" stop="20260818070815 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Surprises - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jim plans a surprise party for Cheryl's birthday, but gets angry and cancels it when Dana spills the beans. To make it up to him, Cheryl plans a party for him... but he's too busy bowling to show up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818070815 +0000" stop="20260818073002 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Importance of Being Jim - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jim buys a digital camera from one of Dana's ex-boyfriends, and it comes with stored pictures of the woman he dumped Dana for. Cheryl thinks it will make Dana feel better if she saw how ugly the new girl is, but Jim simply deletes the pictures because they weren't important enough for him. They start a fight about what's important to each one of them and Cheryl hides his new camera. Jim tries to get back at her, unsuccessfully. When Kyle starts to take his first steps, the camera is nowhere to be found and the moment is lost forever. That's when Cheryl realizes her actions didn't do any good. They make up and agree on paying more attention to what's important to each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818073002 +0000" stop="20260818075149 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cars and Chicks - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Dana needs to buy a new car and Cheryl offers to go with her, but Jim says chicks are no good buying car by themselves, because they'll get distracted with other less important things like mirrors or cup holders. Offended, Cheryl is determined to prove Jim wrong and actually gets Dana a car for a fair deal, but the car soon breaks down. Jim takes over the situation and goes down the dealership to manly handle the situation. The only thing he wasn't counting on was a very seductive female manager, who convinces Jim to trade in his minivan for a brand new sports car. Cheryl and Dana try to undo the deal, but they have no luck either. Jim and Andy return determined to overcome Gretchen's looks, but Mike Ditka's presence ruins it for them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818075149 +0000" stop="20260818081337 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Baby Monitor - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Cheryl wants to be friends with the new couple who just moved into the neighborhood. She has to be fast and do it before they talk to anyone else and get scared of them. After lending Janet the baby monitor, Cheryl schedules dinner with the new couple and has a hard time convincing Jim to go. When they get home back from the dinner, Cheryl is thrilled that it all went very well, and they're surprised when the baby monitor picks up Ted and Janet's conversation from their bedroom. The entire family gets addicted to eavesdropping on the couple, and Jim accidentally slips Ted's nickname for his penis. The new couple is outraged, and it takes Jim to make up a story about a homosexual experience he had in college to even the score and not lose their new friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818081337 +0000" stop="20260818083525 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pizza Boy - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818083525 +0000" stop="20260818085713 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Closet - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Cheryl not to intrude his space in the bathroom sink and in their closet, claiming she takes up too much space, and worse, HIS space. Cheryl tries to do something about by getting rid of some of her stuff, but Dana tells her it's time for women everywhere to show men they also have a need for space. Therefore, instead of doing what Jim asked her to, Cheryl buys even more clothes to jam up the closet. As a revenge, Jim decides to decorate their room in his own way. That starts a feud between them, until Jim falls down from the attic on their bed, breaking through the ceiling. He tells Cheryl that he needs his own space, and not because her stuff annoys him, but because he has the need to feel safe from the world sometimes. They settle their feud and agree on respecting each other's spaces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818085713 +0000" stop="20260818091729 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Punch &amp; Ruby - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jim is taking the girls to their first Bears football game, and Cheryl asks him to be a good role model and try his best not to swear in front of them. At the game, Jim picks a fight with a Packers fan who was swearing in front of the girls, and the entire fight is televised, with Jim getting the nickname of "Packers Smacker". He finds glory with such nickname, but Cheryl doesn't like it at all. It only hits Jim the effects his actions might have on his children when Ruby hits Gracie in the nose. Jim has to have a talk with Ruby and hear Cheryl says that the next time he finds himself in a situation like on the football game, that he should just think what she would do and do it. But Jim finds redemption when Gracie refuses to eat sundae fudge because she thinks her butt's too big – something Cheryl was saying around the house not too long ago.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818091729 +0000" stop="20260818093916 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bachelor - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Dana gets selected to be on the reality show The Bachelor. At first she's sure her personality alone will be enough to entertain the guy, but Jim gives her advice on how to behave and what to say to the guy. Dana thinks he's full of crap, but after her date goes bad she tries Jim's recipe and scores a second date. She arranges with Cheryl to bring the bachelor over to their house for dinner, and Cheryl couldn't be more thrilled to be on national television with a remodeled house. Jim is also very proud that Dana only got so far thanks to him, but the situation quickly takes an unexpected turn when Jim accidentally overhears the bachelor saying Dana will be easy to bring to bed and then he'll dump her. Now he goes out of his way to save Dana and ends up scaring the guy away with stories about Dana being a psycho. Later he explains to her his behavior and says she'll meet someone who's good enough for her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818093916 +0000" stop="20260818100103 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father Disfigure - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Cheryl drags Jim down to the church for the new reverend's mess, which is supposed to be "the next best thing". Jim sees some familiarity on him, and remembers he was the kid he played dodge-ball with back when they were kids. Jim also remembers that he threw the ball so hard at the guy he got a fat lip (and a funny nickname) for weeks (the nickname lasted for years). When Cheryl invites the reverend over for dinner, Jim freaks out, hoping he won't remember a thing. But Jim's hopes go down the drain when the reverend confronts him and later quits the church, giving his inability to forgive Jim as a reason. Feeling guilty, Jim apologizes and even takes on Gracie and Ruby's advice on offering Reverend Pierson a chance to throw a dodge-ball back at him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818100103 +0000" stop="20260818102250 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanksgiving Confidential - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is thrilled when she is offered to be in charge of the set of the girls's Thanksgiving school play. She asks Jim to help her, and he's complaining they don't spend any time together because there's always someone around them. When they finally get alone on the set, they decide to be a little wild and do it behind the Plymouth rock. Unfortunately, Andy and the PTA president walk in on them. They promise to keep it quiet, but Jim and his big mouth brag about it with a divorced father who criticized married life. When Jim and Cheryl's sexual adventures are spread around the PTA board, Cheryl is fired from her set duties, and Jim, feeling guilty about it, stays up all night to finish the job for Cheryl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818102250 +0000" stop="20260818104437 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Christmas Party - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jim's feud with a neighbor may also prompt one with Cheryl, who preaches peace so they'll be invited to the neighbors' Christmas party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104437 +0000" stop="20260818110624 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brother-in-Law - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Eddie, a country musician who's dating Dana, comes between Jim and his brother-in-law Andy. After hearing Jim and Andy's band practice, Eddie invites them to perform with him at the House of Blues. The catch: Eddie plays keyboards instead of Andy. An excited Jim accepts anyway and hopes to keep the gig a secret from Andy, who, of course, finds out. Encouraged by his sisters, the left-out architect decides to even the score by exploring new business horizons-without his contractor-partner Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110624 +0000" stop="20260818112811 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moral Dilemma - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of a billing error on his credit card by using the windfall to treat Cheryl to an expensive romantic weekend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818112811 +0000" stop="20260818114949 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Love Somebody (1) - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jim's old friend Danny visits him, and brings his partner in crime, Laraine, with him. Cheryl and Dana offer to help Laraine pick out a dress for the police ball, and after realizing she has feelings for Danny, Cheryl convinces Jim to talk to Danny about asking her to the ball. Cheryl reveals to Jim that if it wasn't for Danny, they might never have gotten together, as they remember the time they met at a bar back in the 80's. But when Danny finally has the guts to talk to Laraine, he finds out that Andy already asked her out. Dana asks why can't she be Danny's date, since she made out with Cheryl's boyfriend the night she met Jim just so he would get out of the way. They all try to convince Andy to step aside what could be true love, but Andy reminds them of how he pretended to have a heart attack just so Jim would get rid of his girlfriend the night he met Cheryl. Finally, Andy agrees to help Danny and Laraine, as Jim and Cheryl conclude that despite all the help they got they still would have met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818114949 +0000" stop="20260818121135 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Gotta Love Somebody (2) - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jim's old friend Danny visits him, and brings his partner in crime, Laraine, with him. Cheryl and Dana offer to help Laraine pick out a dress for the police ball, and after realizing she has feelings for Danny, Cheryl convinces Jim to talk to Danny about asking her to the ball. Cheryl reveals to Jim that if it wasn't for Danny, they might never have gotten together, as they remember the time they met at a bar back in the 80's. But when Danny finally has the guts to talk to Laraine, he finds out that Andy already asked her out. Dana asks why can't she be Danny's date, since she made out with Cheryl's boyfriend the night she met Jim just so he would get out of the way. They all try to convince Andy to step aside what could be true love, but Andy reminds them of how he pretended to have a heart attack just so Jim would get rid of his girlfriend the night he met Cheryl. Finally, Andy agrees to help Danny and Laraine, as Jim and Cheryl conclude that despite all the help they got they still would have met.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818121135 +0000" stop="20260818123317 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Smell of Success - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest idea, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus, but he gets support from Andy, who builds the protoype, and Dana, who locates investors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818123317 +0000" stop="20260818125505 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Slumber Party - S02E16</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl gets sick on the day of Ruby's birthday party, Jim is stuck trying to entertain a house full of little girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125505 +0000" stop="20260818131617 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ring - S02E17</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl run into his old girlfriend, Jim worries that Cheryl may find out the truth about his past when she invites the woman to dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131617 +0000" stop="20260818133734 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wonder Woman - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is mugged at the mall parking lot, but instead of calling the police she chases the guy and tackles him to get her purse bag. When she tells Jim what happened, he decides to get two killer German shepherd to guard her. Cheryl doesn't like the idea, especially because the dogs are trained in German. One night, when the girls and Kyle are sleeping over at Dana's, Jim and Cheryl get locked into the bathroom after they mistakenly order the dogs to attack them and don't know how to order them to stop. The solution? Give the dogs drowsy medication. After that, Jim and Cheryl acknowledge that they could actually lose each other and start being warmer with one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133734 +0000" stop="20260818135919 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pass - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Cheryl's upset when a wealthy client, a former high school buddy of Jim's, makes a pass at her, but it's Jim's reaction that she's upset about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135919 +0000" stop="20260818142107 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Gets Fired - S02E20</title>
    <desc>When Jim vociferously objects to the way Dana gets treated by her boss, he succeeds in getting her fired.  Meanwhile, Andy has problems with the plans for his birthday party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142107 +0000" stop="20260818144253 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bo Diddley - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Cheryl has to have dental surgery and asks Jim to stay besides her the whole time because she's scared of dentists. While Cheryl is sedated, Andy shows up saying he met blues legend Bo Diddley and Jim decides to meet him too, leaving Cheryl unattended. There's no harm since she's sedated, he justifies. But Cheryl finds out when Bo Diddley sends Jim a thank you basket with edible goodies and Jim confesses. They have a fight and the next day Cheryl goes out to the movies, leaving Jim in charge of the kids. Coincidentally, tickets for Bo Diddley's concert arrive at the house, but Jim wonders if that's some of Cheryl's tests. He goes but changes his mind and return to his kids at home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144253 +0000" stop="20260818150440 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deal with the Devlins - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Cheryl makes friends with another mom from the girls soccer team. The woman is sweet, yet a bit obnoxious. Jim is annoyed by her presence, but Cheryl insists on him being nice to her. Little by little, Cindy starts to get into their lives and tell them what to do and not to do. Jim ends up buying a hot tub from her husband, thinking that might drive them away, but instead it only pulls them closer. They show up unexpectedly on the tub, which is the final drop for Jim. He tells Cheryl it's time for her to come clean and confess to Cindy that they don't like her. Just when she finally does that, Cindy's husband offers Jim season tickets for the Bears. In order to undo the break up he asked Cheryl to do, Jim tells Cindy that Cheryl is under medication for mood swings and that he's willing to do them anything. They move in for a week, while Cheryl decides to take some time off at her sister's  "for mental health".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150440 +0000" stop="20260818152512 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Helmet - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Pretending to be a man for an online auction, Cheryl discovers that Jim is bidding on memorabilia instead of shopping for a new dryer, but Jim thinks he's found a kindred spirit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152512 +0000" stop="20260818154507 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Harm, No Fowl - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A trained bird flies into Andy's head in the backyard and Gracie adopts it as her bird pet, Daphne. The bird is driving everyone insane and they all can't wait to get rid of it, but unfortunately Gracie developed a deep emotional attachment to it. When someone leaves the window opened and the bird flies out in the middle of the night, Jim and Andy team up to go look for it at the park the next morning. When they spot the bird, their first reaction is not to tell Gracie, but Jim doesn't want to lie to his daughter anymore. Later, the real owner show up at the house and Gracie is forced to say goodbye to her feathered friend. Or is the thought of running away to Mexico more appealing than that?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154507 +0000" stop="20260818160624 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>About a Girl - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dana gets attention from a single father she meets in the park by pretending to be Ruby's mother.  Meanwhile, Cheryl requests that Jim exercise more often - as a special favor to her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818160624 +0000" stop="20260818162655 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mom's Boyfriend - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Cheryl is suspicious of her recently widowed mother's new fiance, but Jim and Andy think he's great.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162655 +0000" stop="20260818164809 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas, Baby (1) - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Jim and Andy are going to Vegas on a business trip and ask Dana to join them, since they need an extra help and she happens to be their "rabbit's foot" on gambling. Cheryl decides to join them and blackmails Jim when he says no at first. Cheryl has been secretly in touch with Jim's estranged sister Roxanne and plans for them to meet in Vegas. When they get there, Jim is not pleased to see his sister and tells Cheryl that no matter what she said he's sure she hasn't changed at all. Roxanne says she needs 2.000 dollars to start her business, which Jim takes as the first step on her plan, but Roxanne won't take either his or Cheryl's money. Instead, she gets it from her new husband: Andy, who has fallen head over heels for her and married her while the rest of the family was watching a show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164809 +0000" stop="20260818170955 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vegas, Baby (2) - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Andy is upset because no one approves or believes in his marriage to Roxanne. Jim goes to talk to her and walks in on her packing to run off with her ex boyfriend. He tries to stop her, unsuccessfully. Jim and Cheryl try to break the news to Andy before the business presentation, but he's so upset that he breaks down in tears on stage. While consoling Andy, Jim forgets about the foam hose and foam just floods the stage. Jim and Cheryl stroll in Las Vegas, glad that Andy is finally recovering from Roxanne and glad that their trip is over.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170955 +0000" stop="20260818173135 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Errand - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When Jim finds out that Cheryl has been paying 7 dollars to have the groceries delivered to their house, he insists that he does the shopping himself in order to save that incredible amount of money. Once at the supermarket, he sees how married men are "domesticated" by their wives and decides to rebel against Cheryl by shopping everything but the items on the list. Cheryl decides to turn the table on Jim and he does the same, until they end up going to a formal party on robes and underwear with their bodies all painted with lipstick. Cheryl finally gives in and they settle on paying the delivery boy the seven dollars in order to spare the Spice Channel subscription.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173135 +0000" stop="20260818175318 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Packer Ball - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Jim is horrified when he sees his son Kyle with a green Packers ball. He tries by all means to change it for a Bears one, but the kid just can't let go of the green ball. Jim has nightmares about it and takes Kyle to his work in another attempt to get rid of the Packers ball. When he realizes there's nothing he can do about it, he does a little alteration on the ball so they can go to the Bears game peacefully.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175318 +0000" stop="20260818181332 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Have a Bingo - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jim wrestles with his conscience after he cheats at a church fundraiser bingo game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818181332 +0000" stop="20260818183516 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting to Know You - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Cheryl says a friend of hers got jewelry for his wife for no reason and Jim says he's probably cheating on her. After Cheryl takes it offensively that Jim won't buy her jewelry because he doesn't think he has to – after all, they are married and he isn't cheating – he goes out to shop for earrings, only to find out he knows nothing about Cheryl. After spending three days dedicating himself entirely to paying attention to Cheryl – with a bit of Andy's help – Jim finds out that Cheryl's friend was indeed cheating and they finally make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183516 +0000" stop="20260818185655 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lemonade Stand - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl encourage the girls to make a lemonade stand and raise money for their scooters. What was supposed to be a lesson about the value of the dollar turns into a racy competition among neighbors when Bill and his next door neighbor Driscoll set up little amusement parks in their years. Dana and Andy pitch in, while Cheryl tries to stay out of it – until she gets into a catfight with the neighbor's wife. Once the police is called in, Jim realizes he's lost the purpose of the lemonade stand and decides to give the girls the rest of the money for the scooters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185655 +0000" stop="20260818191829 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC's and 123's - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trying to lighten Ruby's homework load – and therefore look like he's helping her – Jim tells Ruby's teacher that Cheryl can't read.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191829 +0000" stop="20260818194013 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dana Dates Jim - S03E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and Cheryl is trying to host "the" party so she can own Halloween in the neighborhood. Dana brings in her newest date, Hank, who carries an awful lot of similarities to Jim. While refusing to admit she's dating Jim, Dana realizes the truth when she accidentally pinches Jim's butt thinking it was Hank. The next day she and Cheryl have a fight over the whole situation, which leaves it up to Jim and Andy to fix the friendship between the two sisters.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194013 +0000" stop="20260818200157 +0000" channel="C373.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scary Movie - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim secretly takes them to see a scary movie. (ABC)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194339 +0000" stop="20260816200605 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816200605 +0000" stop="20260816202816 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202816 +0000" stop="20260816205027 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205027 +0000" stop="20260816211221 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211221 +0000" stop="20260816213443 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816213443 +0000" stop="20260816215700 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215700 +0000" stop="20260816221807 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221807 +0000" stop="20260816224005 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224005 +0000" stop="20260816230227 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230227 +0000" stop="20260816232430 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816232430 +0000" stop="20260816234135 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234135 +0000" stop="20260816235903 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235903 +0000" stop="20260817001607 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001607 +0000" stop="20260817003306 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003306 +0000" stop="20260817005006 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005006 +0000" stop="20260817011241 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817011241 +0000" stop="20260817013459 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817013459 +0000" stop="20260817015720 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015720 +0000" stop="20260817021941 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021941 +0000" stop="20260817024203 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024203 +0000" stop="20260817030423 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030423 +0000" stop="20260817032643 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032643 +0000" stop="20260817034906 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034906 +0000" stop="20260817041129 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041129 +0000" stop="20260817043352 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043352 +0000" stop="20260817045615 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045615 +0000" stop="20260817051858 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051858 +0000" stop="20260817054154 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054154 +0000" stop="20260817060432 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060432 +0000" stop="20260817062708 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062708 +0000" stop="20260817064935 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064935 +0000" stop="20260817071211 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071211 +0000" stop="20260817073451 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817073451 +0000" stop="20260817075713 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075713 +0000" stop="20260817081942 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081942 +0000" stop="20260817084220 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817084220 +0000" stop="20260817090459 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090459 +0000" stop="20260817092728 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092728 +0000" stop="20260817094956 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094956 +0000" stop="20260817101251 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101251 +0000" stop="20260817103510 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103510 +0000" stop="20260817105739 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105739 +0000" stop="20260817112001 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112001 +0000" stop="20260817114223 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114223 +0000" stop="20260817120516 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120516 +0000" stop="20260817122816 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122816 +0000" stop="20260817125058 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125058 +0000" stop="20260817131321 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131321 +0000" stop="20260817133540 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133540 +0000" stop="20260817135801 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135801 +0000" stop="20260817142002 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142002 +0000" stop="20260817144217 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144217 +0000" stop="20260817150436 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150436 +0000" stop="20260817152657 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152657 +0000" stop="20260817154910 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154910 +0000" stop="20260817161118 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817161118 +0000" stop="20260817163339 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163339 +0000" stop="20260817165544 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165544 +0000" stop="20260817171753 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171753 +0000" stop="20260817174000 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174000 +0000" stop="20260817180215 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180215 +0000" stop="20260817182441 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182441 +0000" stop="20260817184651 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184651 +0000" stop="20260817190902 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190902 +0000" stop="20260817193056 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817193056 +0000" stop="20260817195319 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195319 +0000" stop="20260817201535 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201535 +0000" stop="20260817203642 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817203642 +0000" stop="20260817205840 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205840 +0000" stop="20260817212103 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212103 +0000" stop="20260817214305 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817214305 +0000" stop="20260817220010 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Devil in Disguise - S04E09</title>
    <desc>When Suzanna's abrasive former colleague has car trouble outside the café she sees an opportunity to get her old job back. Suzanna pretends to be engaged to Alfredo</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817220010 +0000" stop="20260817221739 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and I - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Memo's discovery of Elvis' reincarnated frozen head in the kitchen freezer coincides with a visit from the health inspector. Inspired by Elvis' appearance, the pair make plans to travel to the world and visit Graceland.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221739 +0000" stop="20260817223442 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Desperately Seeking Effie - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Effie ends up in hospital after she falls victim to a practical joke Memo intended for Jim. Left with no memory of her previous life, Jim sees an opportunity to create a new Effie, a better Effie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817223442 +0000" stop="20260817225141 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Deaf Jammed - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Jim takes advantage of his friends' generosity by pretending to have lost his hearing. When they discover the truth, Memo, Alfredo and Suzanna trick Jim into believing they are planning to kill him, but just who is being conned</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225141 +0000" stop="20260817230841 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Temptation - S04E13</title>
    <desc>After a near-death experience, Alfredo decides it is time he embraced his faith. Meanwhile, Jim and Suzanna divert their sexual energies as they continue to deny their feelings for one another.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230841 +0000" stop="20260817233117 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream Baby - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Jim has a horrible dream — he is married to Suzanna. They have one screaming baby, another on the way, and he has traded in his Monaro... for a station wagon! Perhaps it's not the best time for them to go away for a romantic weekend? After Effie loses her job, Suzanna encourages her to set up her own hair salon (Hair Razors) above the café. Memo's volatile air hostess ex-girlfriend returns, lawsuit in hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233117 +0000" stop="20260817235334 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hair Razors - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A Swedish car expert and photographer, Lars Larson, falls in love with Effie while helping Jim rebuild his Monaro. Despina sends Memo a series of provocative photos from her travels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235334 +0000" stop="20260818001556 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Man - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Memo has had enough of Despina's flirting with sports stars and decides to show her who's boss. Suzanna asks Jim to throw away his "little black book". Despina tries to make Memo jealous by dating other men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818001556 +0000" stop="20260818003816 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lars Supper - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Wrestlemania 17 fever grips Jim and Memo and nothing is going to stop them watching the show on TV. Lars gives Effie an ultimatum: admit she loves him or he'll leave. Suzanna and Despina decide the best way to get him to stay is to throw him a going-away party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003816 +0000" stop="20260818010038 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mum's the Word - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jim hides his relationship with Suzanna when his mother returns unexpectedly from Greece. As Suzanna threatens to walk out, Effie needs to find a way for her salon customers to walk in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818010038 +0000" stop="20260818012259 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coward's End - S05E07</title>
    <desc>There's a new girl in Jim's life, maybe even a wife! AFter watching Jim propose to another woman, Suzanna leaves for a once-in-a-lifetime job managing a resort in Cairo. Memo almost forgets Despina's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818012259 +0000" stop="20260818014518 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Jim panics when both Suzanna and Julia accept Jim's marriage proposal. Despina agrees to accompany Memo to the Greek Waiters Picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818014518 +0000" stop="20260818020742 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stupidstition - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Memo asks Despina to quit her job when a fortune teller reveals a looming tragedy in her life. Jim searches for a best man for his wedding — both of them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020742 +0000" stop="20260818023004 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions of a Hair Gel Goddess - S05E11</title>
    <desc>After helping Jim keep Julia and Suzanna from meeting one another, Effie finally confesses her love for Lars. Memo receives his first fax from Despina and Lars reveals a secret about his past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023004 +0000" stop="20260818025228 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 1) - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Jim is kept busy planning two weddings but eventually must admit to Memo that he doesn't actually love Suzanna or Julia. Memo throws a disastrous buck's party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818025228 +0000" stop="20260818031451 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Here Come The Brides (Part 2) - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jim fails to show up for his weddings. Lars returns and Despina announces her love for Memo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031451 +0000" stop="20260818033734 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Bar, New Bar - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Kostas leaves Cafe neo acropolis in his son Jim's hands and heads home to Greece after 23 years in Australia for a well deserved holiday.Kostas asks Jim's friend Rick to look after the finances.When Kostas leaves Jim changes the quiet cafe to a happening place for young people.On opening day, Manolis the cook gets drunk &amp; passes out, so Jim has to find a replacement cook fast. In walks Gavin 'skippy ' Thorpe fresh from the North Queensland canefields where he was a cook for the cane cutters.   Jim hires him  When Manolis awakes,he finds a new cook in his kitchen &amp; chases him around the cafe.   Jim also hires Liz, as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033734 +0000" stop="20260818040029 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Proxy Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Manolis the chef doesn't like the new chef Gavin 'Skippy ' Farrell. Memo is still being rude to the customers,&amp; Jim is spending all the profits.   Jim gets a call from his Mum to tell him that he's getting married &amp; sends his proxy to meet him.Jim's not keen on getting married until he sees the proxy. Stella &amp; Jim go out Jim has arranged for Skippy to get the suits for the wedding already.   Liz speaks to Stella &amp; asks her what she thinks about arranged marriages. Stella tells her she didn't come here to marry Jim,she came to visit her cousin &amp; have a holiday.   She shows Liz a picture of Elvis &amp; asks where she can find Memo.   (her cousin) Jim is relieved sort of when he finds out. Later Stella goes home to Greece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040029 +0000" stop="20260818042308 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easter Greek Style - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Easter is coming up &amp; the time of fasting is upon them.That means no meat, cheese, alcohol,sex. Memo is finding it difficult   to abstain from all these things. Manolis is betting on the horses and losing. Jim has been saving Manolis' money &amp; not putting his bets on.    Effie wants Rick &amp; Jim to take Sophie &amp; herself to church.   Jim gets a tip from a bookie but Liz won't let him place the bet.The horse comes second,so Jim tells Manolis &amp; gives him his money.    After church Memo is so hungry he rushes to the cafe for the feast with his candle, but the flame goes out so he has to go back to the church to re-light it. Then everyone arrives &amp; Effie has a plan to get a kiss from Rick, they tap eggs &amp; Effie wins, but then drops it on Ricks foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818042308 +0000" stop="20260818044543 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bucklovers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Jim has to organise a buck's night for his cousin but has never done it before. He doesn't recognise him when he &amp; his fiance Gina arrive at the cafe.While he's organising the bucks night, Liz decides to have a Hens night for Gina.   Effie arranges a stripper for all the girls,but Liz wants to play boring games like 'Ethical pursuit'and I spy.!   Gina spies Carlos the stripper &amp; he starts dirty dancing with her when Bill &amp; the boys return.!    The wedding is off ! Bill thought Gina was shy,but she's a rager.! Liz arranges for the couple to patch up their differences and they kiss and make up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044543 +0000" stop="20260818050811 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key to Her Heart - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Liz is going to a Fabien society meeting &amp; Jim wants to come because he's a big fan of Fabian.   After embarasing Liz at the meeting,they return to the cafe to get something and Jim locks his keys outside.    Liz starts to panic &amp; confesses to being a little claustrophobic. They ring Memo,Rick &amp; Skippy but they're not home.!  Jim suggests they try to get some sleep when a noise at the back door startles Liz. A crook is trying to break in &amp; Jim asks him to go around the front to let them out! The crook thinks it's a trick, so Liz &amp; Jim have to spend the night locked in.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050811 +0000" stop="20260818053046 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Not Unusual - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jim books famous Greek heart throb Con Jones to perform at the cafe.Memo recalls the time when there were 2 singing waiters at the cafe neo acropolis &amp; he was one of them. He could have been the next (Greek)Elvis, if he hadn't come down with food poisoning.Memo always suspected Con (his partner)who performed solo that night &amp; went off to Greece to fame &amp; fortune.    The cafe is full of adoring fans,but where's Con.? Memo locked him in the toilet as payback.   Jim lets him out &amp; while Con's singing Memo tries to interupt his performance.Later Con apologises to Memo &amp; they perform together once more.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053046 +0000" stop="20260818055326 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Academic - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to arrange a double date with Ricky, but he's not interested, Jim thinks Uni has ruined Ricky.   A lady customer walks in &amp; Jim &amp; Memo try to chat her up. Ricky recognises her &amp; yells at her to leave. It seems she is an old girlfriend of Ricks who broke his heart.    Sarah comes back into the cafe &amp; wants to talk to Rick, they kiss &amp; make up &amp; then Ricky says that he &amp; Sarah are making a move to Queensland.    Liz recognises Sarah as her teacher from Uni &amp; tells the boys that she doesn't think she is going to Queensland because she is taking another course at Uni that Liz is enrolled in.    Rick is upset again &amp; Jim tells him that they need him at the Acropolis,so he stays.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055326 +0000" stop="20260818061549 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Martinez Inquiry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Rick puts a stop to Jim's 'freebies'. He's giving away too much free coffee and the business is suffering.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818061549 +0000" stop="20260818063818 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble With Mothers - S01E04</title>
    <desc>It's the day of the prestigiuos Waiters' Race, the one day of the year Memo has been looking forward to. In the past he's come third, second, BUT never first, always losing out to Alexander the Great, the feared Macedonian waiter. But this year's going to be different. This year Memo is going to win!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818063818 +0000" stop="20260818070055 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Skips and a Joey - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Liz bets Jim $10 he can't 'pick up' a girl in the cafe. Jim tries the first girl he sees &amp; starts to 'chat her up'. When she stands up though, she's heavily pregnant.! Liz wins the bet.!   Memo starts talking to the girl (Margot) who tells him she's looking for Gavin'skippy'Farrell.!    Skippy introduces Margot to the staff &amp; tells them that he &amp; Margot are going to be married.!    Skippy &amp; Margot have to save money for the wedding &amp; the baby so Liz asks Jim to give Margot a job in the cafe.    Liz later finds out that, Skippy &amp; Margot haven't seen each other for 5 years so Skippy can't be the father, but he's going to marry her anyway.    Andy (skippy's brother) arrives &amp; Skip confronts him.(he's the dad.) Margot sees him &amp; goes into Labour.   Ricky calls an ambulance &amp; Memo helps deliver the baby.   Later Andy decides to accept his responsibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818070055 +0000" stop="20260818072335 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Writers Block - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jim gets his picture in Vibrations Discos magazine &amp; Liz wants to go there to see what it's like.   Epsilon walks in to the cafe &amp; Sophie &amp; Effie swoon. Liz has a look &amp; falls head over heels for him.    After talking to Epsilon for a while, Liz learns he's a famous greek poet. Jim knows all about him too, they went to school together but then Epsilon was known as Themmy Parkyakarkas.   Memo wants E's opinion on a poem he's written &amp; Jim is ready to take Liz to Vibrations,But now Liz wants to go with Epsilon.   Next day Jim learns E has asked Liz to go to Greece with as his personal assistant. Jim tries to tell Liz that E's a fake &amp; is interested in more than work.Memo is listening to the radio &amp; hears Epsilon reading his poem &amp; claims he wrote it.!   When E comes to get Liz for their trip top Greece she sends him away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818072335 +0000" stop="20260818074604 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jobs For The Girls - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Effie &amp; Sophie ask Jim for a job at the cafe, Rick tells them they can't afford to hire more staff just now. Liz &amp; Rick suggest they try the employment agency.   Jim tells Effie if she can get a job,Memo &amp; he will be her slave for a week.!    Effie &amp; Sophie get a job at Macarthurs, but lose it the same day. Next day they get a job at the bank &amp; Jim &amp; Memo lose the bet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074604 +0000" stop="20260818080831 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>St. Memo's Fire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Memo becomes a Greek Orthodox priest after attending a Greek religious festival. While on his Priest 'P plates' he has to abstain from sex, drink &amp; losing his temper for 40 days &amp; 40 nights. In the cafe watching the soccer replay, Memo argues with a soccer referee who 'red cards' him &amp; wants to settle the argument outside. What Memo doesn't know is that the soccer ref is Liz's uncle. Later Memo has given up his idea of being a priest &amp; Liz phones her uncle to tell him the plan worked.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818080831 +0000" stop="20260818083126 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cappuchino Catastrophe - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Rick takes a week off for a quick holiday to the Whitsunday Islands. He comes back to find things are not as he left them.   Jim had an accident with the cappuchino machine, the cash register is not working &amp; neither is the phone.! Rick's stressed out all over again!    Memo asks Rick about his trip, did he meet any nice girls while he was away?
Rick says he did meet a lady he'd like to get to know better &amp; is surprised when she walks into the cafe.    Memo convinces Rick to 'hit on her' and Rick is embarrased to discover she is the new bank manager come to discuss the loan for the new coffee machine. Also she's married to ""The Strangulator"" Jim's Wrestling Hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818083126 +0000" stop="20260818085346 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ms Acropolis - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When good looking girls start coming into the cafe &amp; asking for Jim, Memo wants to know what's going on. Jim's organising a beauty contest to bring customers into the cafe. When Effie hears about this she wants to enter. Liz thinks it's degrading to women &amp; wants Jim to call it off.    Memo tells Effie she can enter the contest &amp; gives her a neck to knee bathing suit while the other girls have one piece swimsuits on.    Liz is one of the judges &amp; asks Effie one question, then declares Effie the winner. Jim's prize of a date with a celebrity was a not true &amp; Effie &amp; the other girls chase Jim until he arranges a date for Effie with Ricky &amp; Memo as chaperone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085346 +0000" stop="20260818091614 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Sister Aphroula - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Memo's looking for a husband for his sister Aphroula,a lady customer writes Memo a note &amp; he asks her for a date.(she doesn't speak much english though.)   Jim phones his friend Harry (the bouncer at Vibrations)to take Aphroula out, but Memo wants to interview him first.!    Harry arrives &amp; sees Memo's date ,thinks she's Aphroula &amp; they leave together.    Jim has to take Aphroula to the disco &amp; Memo tells him, No funny business.!
Next day, Liz gives Aphroula a makeover &amp; then all the boys are interested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818091614 +0000" stop="20260818093836 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shakespeare Was A Greek - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Liz takes Jim to see a Shakespeare play. Jim liked it so much he wants to stage shakespeare in the cafe.   Romeo &amp; Juliet will never be the same again.!   Jim pays a theatre critic (John Hindle) to come see the show &amp; write a good review. Next day Effie has a 'swelled head' because of the reviews.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818093836 +0000" stop="20260818100058 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carmen, I'm Too Bizet - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Rick,Jim &amp; Memo are going to a soccer game when Rick's friend Rosetta visits &amp; asks Rick if he can do her a favour. She needs a babysitter for her daughter Carmen. Rick has to stay and look after the baby while Jim &amp; Memo go to the game.   Liz arrives &amp; helps Rick with the baby. Later, Memo &amp; Jim return but Rosetta doesn't.    Next morning Rosetta arrives with her new boyfriend who doesn't know she has a baby. He leaves, Liz goes after him &amp; Rosetta and Eric re-unite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818100058 +0000" stop="20260818102351 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Ain't Black - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Liz goes away for the weekend &amp; Ula a Koori girl stands in for her. Memo thinks Koori is an island somewhere &amp; tries to find it on a map of the world.    Jim thinks Ula is African/American &amp; dresses like a 'brother from the 'hood'to make her feel at home.    Rick tells Jim Ula is a Koori Aboriginal Australian.   Jim invites Ula to Vibrations nightclub &amp; when Liz returns &amp; finds out about this,she's worried for Ula's sake.    Liz has nothing to worry about, Jim didn't make a move on Ula &amp; they parted friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102351 +0000" stop="20260818104651 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Or Nothing - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Effie bets Liz $10 she won't go out with Jim. Liz asks Jim if he wants to go out with her &amp; he thinks his luck has changed.!    They go to see a movie at the Drive-In &amp; Jim makes a move on Liz. Liz tells him she wants to watch the picture &amp; Jim falls asleep.    Memo wants to get into the ""Guinea pigs book of records"" by holding more than thirty coffee cups &amp; saucers in his arms.    Liz wins her bet &amp; wants to collect her $10, but Effie says she bet Rick $10 that Liz wouldn't ask Jim,so he should pay the money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104651 +0000" stop="20260818110934 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olives Ain't Olives - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jim gets a chain-letter in the mail &amp; rips it up when Liz &amp; Rick tell him they are rubbish &amp; should be ignored.    Shortly after, Jim's father rings from Greece to tell Jim he has to sell the cafe because there's an olive glut on the common market &amp; he needs to raise some capital.    Jim tapes the letter back together so nothing else bad can happen. Then he remembers  his father's friend Mr Kasamedes &amp; wants to ask him for a loan. There's just one problem, Mr Kasamedes third daughter Debbie, is single &amp; looking for a man.    Jim has to take Debbie to a disco so her father will lend Jim's father the money.!    Luckily for Jim, Debbie meets the man of her dreams at the disco &amp; Jim is ""off the hook.""    Jim tells Liz &amp; Rick that the chain letters he wrote &amp; sent out to his friends brought him good luck. Then the 'postie' arrives with mail for Liz &amp; Rick, Jim sneaks away silently before they read the letters.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110934 +0000" stop="20260818113156 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ring Of Confidence - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jim asks Rick for his opinion about a ring, it's his Grandmother's &amp; he wants to sell it to buy a new muffler for the monaro.  Rick tells him to ask Liz. Jim gives Liz the ring and tells her to think about a question he wants to ask her when he returns. Liz thinks Jim has just proposed.!    Jim &amp; Effie return from their cousin's wedding, Rick &amp; Memo tell Effie about the ring. Effie tells Liz to let Jim down easy,in fact she'll do it for her. Effie tells Jim that Liz thinks he wants to marry her. Jim asks Effie to help him out of this situation. Liz &amp; Jim remain friends, Liz writes Effie a proposal for Ricky but he turns her down with a kiss on the cheek. How embarassment.!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113156 +0000" stop="20260818115415 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Taxman Cometh - S02E12</title>
    <desc>The Tax Office wants to audit the cafe's books &amp; Rick has to check to see if everything is in order.   The tax man is threatening big trouble &amp; Jim gets a date with a good looking girl.   When the books go missing &amp; Rick can't present them to the tax man, he searches high &amp; low. He finds them &amp; the tax man backs off.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115415 +0000" stop="20260818121636 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky Sings The Blues - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Rick is faced with a dilemmaâ€”to stay at the cafe or join a jazz band. An old friend of Rick's (Jack) arrives at the cafe and invites him to tour with his band to Europe, Rick says he could never leave the cafe, they need him to mind the books.   Jack gives him some time to think it over &amp; The others show Ricky they can run the place without him. Jack returns for Rick's decision &amp; he leaves the cafe to tour Europe with Jacks band.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121636 +0000" stop="20260818123837 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Who Didn't - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123837 +0000" stop="20260818130053 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Goddess - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130053 +0000" stop="20260818132311 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fistful of Cabana - S03E03</title>
    <desc>When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132311 +0000" stop="20260818134532 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Waiter Front - S03E04</title>
    <desc>A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134532 +0000" stop="20260818140745 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140745 +0000" stop="20260818142954 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Kid - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142954 +0000" stop="20260818145215 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best of Enemies - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145215 +0000" stop="20260818151419 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Throw Memo from a Plane - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151419 +0000" stop="20260818153629 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part One - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153629 +0000" stop="20260818155835 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow Job, Part Two - S03E10</title>
    <desc>At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155835 +0000" stop="20260818162050 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Midnight Expresso - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162050 +0000" stop="20260818164316 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the USSR - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164316 +0000" stop="20260818170527 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Acropolis Law - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170527 +0000" stop="20260818172738 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Suzanna - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Jim's hormone driven employment policy leads him to trouble again when he causes his ex-flame Suzanna - a high powered marketing executive - to lose her job. That's when Jim takes his life into his own hands - he knows the others are going to kill him, but, regardless, he offers her a job at the café as a waitress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172738 +0000" stop="20260818174932 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom of the Acropolis - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Jim's rival Vinnie has agreed to buy the Acropolis Now from Jim's father but the final word rests with Jim. Memo is convinced the café is haunted by his cousin Spiro Kruegernidis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174932 +0000" stop="20260818181154 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimes of Fashion - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Effie and Sophie hold their hair and fashion show at the café but when Suzanna steals the show, Effie tries to poison her with haircare products. Jim and Memo sabotage Suzanna's search for a new job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818181154 +0000" stop="20260818183411 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Twenty One Today - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Effie is determined to make Sophie's 21st a birthday she'll never forget... if only they could get past the bouncer at Vibrations.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183411 +0000" stop="20260818185518 +0000" channel="C374.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Letter - S04E05</title>
    <desc>The guys are convinced Suzanna is behind a letter printed in a magazine from a woman seeking dating advice in regards to her three co-workers. Effie is in search of advice on buying a car.</desc>
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    <title>Wheel of Shame - S04E06</title>
    <desc>To pay for his sister's return to Greece, Memo appears on the game show Wheel of Language. Suzanna forces Jim to get rid of his magazine collection but while going throught them one last time, he notices one of the centerfolds looks familiar...</desc>
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    <title>Full Metal Jerks - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Jim puts Memo through training after he is drafted into the Greek army. Suzanna raids the annual party of the marketing company that fired her.</desc>
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    <title>Four Eyes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Jim has to wear glasses or give up driving his Monaro but when the jokes get to be too much, Suzanna takes it upon herself to transform a bespectacled Jim from dag to snag (sensitive new age guy).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816195631 +0000" stop="20260816201233 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201233 +0000" stop="20260816202826 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202826 +0000" stop="20260816204416 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816204416 +0000" stop="20260816210004 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210004 +0000" stop="20260816212649 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816212649 +0000" stop="20260816214237 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214237 +0000" stop="20260816215818 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215818 +0000" stop="20260816221410 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816221410 +0000" stop="20260816223005 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816223005 +0000" stop="20260816224607 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816224607 +0000" stop="20260816230201 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230201 +0000" stop="20260816231802 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816231802 +0000" stop="20260816233354 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816233354 +0000" stop="20260816234951 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234951 +0000" stop="20260817000543 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817000543 +0000" stop="20260817002135 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817002135 +0000" stop="20260817003728 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003728 +0000" stop="20260817005320 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005320 +0000" stop="20260817012254 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012254 +0000" stop="20260817014619 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014619 +0000" stop="20260817021602 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021602 +0000" stop="20260817024514 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024514 +0000" stop="20260817031441 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817031441 +0000" stop="20260817034441 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817034441 +0000" stop="20260817041348 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817044319 +0000" stop="20260817050859 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817050859 +0000" stop="20260817053436 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060017 +0000" stop="20260817062554 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062554 +0000" stop="20260817065139 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817065139 +0000" stop="20260817071725 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817080903 +0000" stop="20260817083442 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817101733 +0000" stop="20260817104328 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
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    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111523 +0000" stop="20260817113115 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113115 +0000" stop="20260817114706 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120254 +0000" stop="20260817122939 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122939 +0000" stop="20260817124527 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124527 +0000" stop="20260817130107 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817131700 +0000" stop="20260817133254 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817140451 +0000" stop="20260817142051 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142051 +0000" stop="20260817143644 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817155610 +0000" stop="20260817162543 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171851 +0000" stop="20260817174803 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174803 +0000" stop="20260817181731 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181731 +0000" stop="20260817184730 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194609 +0000" stop="20260817201148 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201148 +0000" stop="20260817203725 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817203725 +0000" stop="20260817210306 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817210306 +0000" stop="20260817212844 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817212844 +0000" stop="20260817215429 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
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    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
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    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
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    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
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    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
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    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818020210 +0000" stop="20260818021812 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
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    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033228 +0000" stop="20260818034816 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034816 +0000" stop="20260818040357 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040357 +0000" stop="20260818041949 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041949 +0000" stop="20260818043543 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Blue River Wedding - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When a tornado touches down on the day of Sensei Dave and Jiu Jitsu Joe's wedding, the gang must think up a way for all of the guests to safely gather.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Twist in Time - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Ada goes looking for a wormhole so she can travel back in time and fix an embarrassing mistake. But what if she never finds one?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Old Mr. Oak - S04E13</title>
    <desc>The Green Team stands up for a beloved oak tree when Principal Rahul announces plans to chop it down to make room for a brand-new swing set.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Planet Hunters - S04E16</title>
    <desc>NASA thinks there might be a ninth planet on the edge of our solar system, and Ada and her friends are determined to help them find it!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Iggy's Memory Palace - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Iggy promised Bee-Bee he'd build her a tea party palace for a playdate with new friends. But there's a problem: He can't remember where his plans are!</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Dinnertime Deadline - S04E18</title>
    <desc>The Science Scouts pitch in to help Mom Twist make pizzas for the Community Kitchen. But when the power goes out, how will they feed folks in need?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Getting It Write - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A high-tech AI bot built to help Ada craft the perfect story for a kids writing contest can't compete with human creativity... or can it?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>More Scientists - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Meet real-life scientists who know their stuff, from a contraptionist who builds sturdy bridges to a zoo archaeologist who studies animals from the past.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Even More Scientists - S04E21</title>
    <desc>From a skate park designer to a pastry chef, these real-life heroes with super-cool jobs put science to work every day!</desc>
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    <title>A Fort Of Ones Own &amp; Twelve Angry Birds - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends brainstorm ways to unlock the door to her brother's backyard fort. &amp; 
The kids use the scientific method to prove Mooshu Kitty's innocence.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Movie Night &amp; The Banana Peel Problem - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A power outage zaps Ada's plans for the "perfect" movie night. &amp;  
Rosie's Great Aunt Rose is coming, and she loves banana bread — time to get peeling!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085052 +0000" stop="20260818092020 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cake Twist &amp; Garden Party - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The friends whip up a tasty solution when Mom Twist forgets her anniversary. &amp; 
Ada, Rosie and Iggy work together to revive the Pecks' wilted garden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092020 +0000" stop="20260818095019 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birds Eye View &amp; Sleeping Duty - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The kids examine what a bird's nest is made of so they can build a new one. &amp; 
Ada and pals invent a gizmo to help an exhausted Arthur get more sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sight Of Music &amp; Rain Day - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The power of observation helps Rosie and the gang tune an old piano for a living room recital.  &amp;
Rain forces the kids to rethink their outdoor party plans.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink Rosies &amp; Rockin Pet - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Ada and friends follow their noses and discover the source of a bad smell
&amp; 
Arthur's tennis shoes! Taking a "brain break" helps the kids solve a problem.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Curious Case of Lil' Liz / Cat on a Hot Twist Roof - S02E01</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Arthur's pet lizard goes missing.</desc>
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    <title>Ada Twist Magicianist / Bend It Like Arthur - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The kids work together to get Mooshu — and Arthur's toy helicopter — down off the roof.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Oh Parachute / Meltdown - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ink disappears right before Ada's eyes, but was it magic... or science?</desc>
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    <title>Show Me the Bunny / A Kite Above the Rest - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The friends help Arthur figure out why he can’t score a goal in soccer.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Skate On / Ada's Cure for the Common Conundrum - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ada and company construct a parachute, using eggs as crash-test dummies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125718 +0000" stop="20260818132303 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind Over Muscle / Iggy Gettin' Diggy With It - S02E06</title>
    <desc>The kids learn to pivot when their plans to build a snow fort don't pan out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132303 +0000" stop="20260818134901 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready, Set, Rosie / A Wheel with a Twist - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Rosie wants to win the Raucous Riveters Reunion Race — but something's wrong with her car!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134901 +0000" stop="20260818141442 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whiz Kid Quiz / Glitter-tastrophe - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The gang reinvents a toy for Ada's cousin, who has autism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141442 +0000" stop="20260818144021 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>DadBot / Into the Brainstorm - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and Rosie make a public speaking potion to help boost Iggy's confidence.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ice Creamed / Pitch Perfect - S03E04</title>
    <desc>To get glitter off the rug, the team turns a negative into a positive.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Slow Your Roll / The Amazing-Spider Twist - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ada builds a DadBot to make Mom's life easier around the house.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Ghost Busted / A Cold-Blooded Compilcation - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The friends learn all about thunderstorms to help Rosie feel less afraid of them.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Giggle Bug / Dance Dance Twist Solution - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Iggy designs a bridge to help a stranded Arthur cross the creek for Free Ice Cream Day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162311 +0000" stop="20260818164907 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee the Change / Battle of the Boogie Bots - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Tents are on the agenda when the Twists take everyone camping.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164907 +0000" stop="20260818170459 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rodeo Rosie - S04E08</title>
    <desc>To win the Silver Saddle trophy, Rosie must balance on a bucking bull for 8 whole seconds — just like her mom and Great Aunt Rose. Can physics help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170459 +0000" stop="20260818172101 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Got Served - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Ada and the team serve up smart ideas to help Arthur tackle a tough tennis opponent. But the biggest win of all? Convincing him to keep an open mind!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172101 +0000" stop="20260818173654 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Garbage Gobbler - S04E15</title>
    <desc>While investigating a "monster" at the creek, the kids discover something even scarier: tons of yucky trash! Can they build a machine to clean it all up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173654 +0000" stop="20260818175244 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Benny Who - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When a new family moves to town, the team meets Benny, a sci-fi loving kid who misses his old life and wants to find a way to get back home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175244 +0000" stop="20260818180833 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Messy Valentine - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Rosie built a special Valentine's Day catapult called "The Love Launcher," but it isn't working the way she'd hoped. Time to get organized and fix it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180833 +0000" stop="20260818183517 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Green Team - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Ada and the gang take Arthur on an out-of-this-world adventure to convince him that caring about Earth is cool — and really important!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183517 +0000" stop="20260818185106 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Right Puff - S04E04</title>
    <desc>It's science to the rescue when Ada has a hair emergency on the day of Grandma and Pop-Pop's golden anniversary. Can she get her signature curls back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185106 +0000" stop="20260818190646 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Mash - S04E05</title>
    <desc>While playing Goblins &amp; Dragons with Arthur, Benny accidentally breaks a rare figurine, sending the kids on a science-fueled side quest to replace it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190646 +0000" stop="20260818192238 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Soakchella - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the town's annual water battle is canceled due to drought, the Green Team works together to find a more sustainable way to have fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818192238 +0000" stop="20260818193833 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mixtape Remix - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Benny's planning a special gift for his dad's birthday that involves a mixtape, magnets — and bringing his mom's amazing music back to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818193833 +0000" stop="20260818195435 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad to the Bone - S04E09</title>
    <desc>The grown-ups are making a racket while practicing for the Last Band Standing competition. Can the kids solve the problem with science?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195435 +0000" stop="20260818201029 +0000" channel="C375.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X Marks the Spot - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The friends hunt for treasure inside a dark cave, where their pal Pepper teaches them about echolocation — and shows them there's another way to "see."</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012315 +0000" stop="20260817014415 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014415 +0000" stop="20260817020432 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020432 +0000" stop="20260817022503 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022503 +0000" stop="20260817024550 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024550 +0000" stop="20260817030636 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030636 +0000" stop="20260817032736 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032736 +0000" stop="20260817034826 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034826 +0000" stop="20260817040922 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817040922 +0000" stop="20260817043025 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043025 +0000" stop="20260817045104 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045104 +0000" stop="20260817051206 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051206 +0000" stop="20260817053309 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053309 +0000" stop="20260817055409 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817055409 +0000" stop="20260817061505 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817061505 +0000" stop="20260817063607 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063607 +0000" stop="20260817065710 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065710 +0000" stop="20260817071812 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071812 +0000" stop="20260817073915 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817073915 +0000" stop="20260817080347 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080347 +0000" stop="20260817082820 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082820 +0000" stop="20260817085255 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085255 +0000" stop="20260817091718 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091718 +0000" stop="20260817094151 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094151 +0000" stop="20260817100623 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100623 +0000" stop="20260817103055 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103055 +0000" stop="20260817105527 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105527 +0000" stop="20260817112000 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817112000 +0000" stop="20260817114432 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817114432 +0000" stop="20260817120905 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120905 +0000" stop="20260817123338 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123338 +0000" stop="20260817125810 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817125810 +0000" stop="20260817132243 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817132243 +0000" stop="20260817134715 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134715 +0000" stop="20260817141148 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141148 +0000" stop="20260817143618 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143618 +0000" stop="20260817150050 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150050 +0000" stop="20260817152523 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152523 +0000" stop="20260817154955 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154955 +0000" stop="20260817161428 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817161428 +0000" stop="20260817163900 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163900 +0000" stop="20260817170333 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817170333 +0000" stop="20260817172805 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172805 +0000" stop="20260817175237 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175237 +0000" stop="20260817181711 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181711 +0000" stop="20260817184142 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184142 +0000" stop="20260817190615 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190615 +0000" stop="20260817193048 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copernican Ruin-aissance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Adam sheds some light on Copernicus, who was actually supported (NOT persecuted) by the Catholic Church. Plus, a rogue dwarf revolutionized what we know about anatomy, and just wait until you hear about Tulip Mania!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817193048 +0000" stop="20260817195520 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100 Years Ago Today - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Adam digs into the Panama Canal, where Teddy Roosevelt formed a new country to snag free land. Plus, one man fought to keep food from killing us, while the Spanish Flu killed more Americans than all 20th century wars combined!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195520 +0000" stop="20260817201950 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Guns - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover is back to take aim at critics on both sides of the gun debate in America. He explains why an assault weapons ban would not be effective and demonstrates how the Second Amendment has been twisted to fit the NRA's agenda.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201950 +0000" stop="20260817204420 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sleep - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Adam has a rude awakening for everything you thought you knew about sleep (or lack of it), from the mattress industry to supposedly lazy teens to sleep aids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817204420 +0000" stop="20260817210850 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Tech - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Adam logs in to dulge into monopolistic tech companies by stating that Amazon's monopoly over online shopping harms consumers; that copyright law is abused to prevent unauthorized repairs; and that tech companies not only routinely evade taxes, but also downright eradicate competition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210850 +0000" stop="20260817213319 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Flying - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Adam causes turbulence when he reveals that reward miles drive up costs, and revisits the "golden age" of air travel to uncover smoky, sexist death traps in the sky. Plus, airline mergers are crippling smaller cities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213319 +0000" stop="20260817215749 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Plate of Nachos - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dishes out the facts on the avocado trade being ruled by drug cartels, and Big Pork making bacon a pop culture hit while covering up its huge health risks. Plus, America's food problems stem from corn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215749 +0000" stop="20260817222220 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Sitcom - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Adam tackles classic television stereotypes, from the racism behind public pools, to the model minority myth of Asian Americans, to the on-screen toxic masculinity that's masking the problems young men face today.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222220 +0000" stop="20260817224650 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Games - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Adam hits pause on the myth that connects video games to real-life violence, and reveals that Monopoly was a rip-off of an anti-capitalist teaching game. Plus, Olympic organizers get rich while athletes struggle to get by.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224650 +0000" stop="20260817231120 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nature - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Adam digs up the dirt on nature, revealing that Mount Everest is a frozen pile of poop, natural disasters are actually man-made, and there is no such thing as untouched wilderness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231120 +0000" stop="20260817233551 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins America - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Adam lets his freedom flag fly by examining why America doesn't have higher rates of social mobility. He then uncovers the flaws within our constitution and examines our country's progression and regression.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins a Night Out - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily prepare for a big night out by revealing the marketing ploy that led to women shaving and the fashion agendas that created pockets. Then, the two friends pour back the truth on alcohol consumption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818000020 +0000" stop="20260818002450 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Doing Good - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Adam takes down the do-gooders and reveals how Teach For America is harmful to both students and teachers. He then uncovers the ineffectiveness of recycling and calls out the billionaires who create charities for tax breaks</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002450 +0000" stop="20260818004922 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins a Murder - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shines a light on why drivers are rarely prosecuted for car accidents that result in death; he breaks down border patrol's search policies; Adam examines the messed-up history of corpses and medical studies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004922 +0000" stop="20260818011354 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Music - S03E09</title>
    <desc>It's time to face the music, as Adam reveals the racism behind rock &amp; roll's origins and the egregious fees of Live Nation's monopoly. He then defends musicians who "sell out" to make a living in today's digital landscape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011354 +0000" stop="20260818013825 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Little Bugs - S03E10</title>
    <desc>All New Don't let Adam's facts bug you as he uncovers the benefits of spiders, serves up knowledge on why we should be eating more bugs as a protein source, and illustrates the benefits of little bugs on your gut health.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013825 +0000" stop="20260818020254 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cops - S03E11</title>
    <desc>The truth behind the overuse of SWAT teams; how school officers can create a pipeline for prisons; and the origins and intended purpose of police officers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020254 +0000" stop="20260818022724 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Himself - S03E12</title>
    <desc>In the season finale, Adam battles with his inner self-doubt over how biases affect the show. He then exposes the shortcomings of story-telling, and the influence (or lack thereof) of advertising on the series' integrity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022724 +0000" stop="20260818024824 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Giving - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes why shoe companies that give away free footwear do more harm than good, and explains why you should stop giving food pantries your leftover canned goods.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024824 +0000" stop="20260818030841 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Security - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Adam sets his sights on security, explaining that airport security wastes too much of our time and money, medicine safety seals do nothing to protect us, and your credit card number isn't remotely secure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030841 +0000" stop="20260818032912 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Cars - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Adam exposes the surprising truths behind car dealerships, unearths the dirty little secrets of car ownership, and reveals that the concept of "jaywalking" was created by auto manufacturers to blame pedestrians for car crashes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032912 +0000" stop="20260818034959 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Forensic Science - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Adam uncovers the scary truth behind unreliable methods that are commonly used to build evidence in criminal cases. He explains why polygraph machines are pseudoscientific hokum, demonstrates why your memories cannot be trusted, and exposes the flaws of forensic sciences like fingerprinting, hair strand matches and bite mark analysis - which often send innocent people to jail.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Adam Ruins Restaurants - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why tipping is a custom worth ditching, shows that experts can't tell the difference between wines, and reveals that mislabeled seafood is rampant in the industry.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041044 +0000" stop="20260818043144 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hygiene - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the term "halitosis" was popularized in a 1920's ad campaign that used cruel ads to make people insecure about their breath, and explains why running water is one of the greatest miracles of modern times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043144 +0000" stop="20260818045235 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Voting - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explores the twisted history of the Electoral College, explaining that the Founding Fathers did not want most Americans to vote. He also takes a stab at fixing a political system that seems rigged against true democracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818045235 +0000" stop="20260818051331 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Work - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Adam shows how the 40-hour work week not only exhausts employees but also harms businesses, reveals the legal mess of hiring interns and freelancers, and explores how discussing your salary with co-workers is actually a good thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051331 +0000" stop="20260818053434 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Summer Fun - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that extended vacation makes you dumber, and that iconic rodent Mickey Mouse has made a mess of our copyright laws.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053434 +0000" stop="20260818055513 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Sex - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that circumcision was popularized by a bunch of masturbation-curbing 19th century prudes. Plus, he reveals why the fear of having herpes is overblown and explores why the term "pop your cherry" is a bunch of nonsense.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055513 +0000" stop="20260818061615 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Nutrition - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Adam shows why vitamin supplements don't make us any healthier, and that the "balanced breakfast" we've been sold is anything but. Later, he reveals how most of the nutritional science the media reports on isn't science at all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818061615 +0000" stop="20260818063718 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Death - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Adam explores death. Included: immortality; the American funeral industry; medical decisions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818063718 +0000" stop="20260818065818 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Hollywood - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Adam Ruins everything about Hollywood from award shows to reality television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065818 +0000" stop="20260818071914 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Football - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Adam hits the gridiron to illustrate why the playoffs rarely determine which team is best, then he explores how hydration myths spread by sports drink companies are putting kids at risk. Adam also tackles football-caused brain injuries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818071914 +0000" stop="20260818074016 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weddings - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Emily and Murph's wedding day is here - but Adam's gift of information may rain on their parade. Adam reveals how most wedding "traditions" were recently created by consumerism, and that divorce is actually a wonderful thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074016 +0000" stop="20260818080119 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Malls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Adam and Emily go on a shopping spree of knowledge and find that malls were created as tax loopholes, nutrient supplements are often unregulated, and most eyeglasses are made by one manufacturer that inflates its prices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818080119 +0000" stop="20260818082221 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Animals - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Adam explores how purebred dogs are genetic monsters created by bored Victorians; domestic cats are overpopulated killing machines that threaten other animals; and wild animal trophy hunting can actually help endangered species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082221 +0000" stop="20260818084324 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Immigration - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Adam illustrates how: a border wall wouldn't keep out legal immigrants who overstay their visas, racist mass deportations have historically led to disaster, and immigration courts are a huge mess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818084324 +0000" stop="20260818090756 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Housing - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Adam gets evicted from his home, and while searching for a new place, he exposes the harsh realities of real estate. Plus, Adam explains why helping the homeless is a lot simpler and more straightforward than you might think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090756 +0000" stop="20260818093229 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Drugs - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Adam weeds through the misconceptions of marijuana and exposes the blunt truth about the War on Drugs - that it stemmed from a racist and political agenda. Plus, Adam illustrates why prescription pills are the true gateway drug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818093229 +0000" stop="20260818095704 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Prison - S01E21</title>
    <desc>When Emily gets tossed in the slammer, her cellmate reveals that corporations make money off prison inmates while the system does nothing to reduce crime. Adam then sheds light on jail rehabilitation and solitary confinement.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095704 +0000" stop="20260818102127 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Wild West - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals how prostitution - despite its reputation - actually helped settle the West. He then explains why the "All-American Cowboy" is a myth and that the real western hero wasn't a person; it was air conditioning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102127 +0000" stop="20260818104600 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Internet - S01E23</title>
    <desc>While on a magical technological journey, Adam shows that smartphones are not the society-killers you'd think they are, American cable service providers are basically cartels, and most "free" sites are actually very costly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104600 +0000" stop="20260818111031 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>After getting Emily out of prison, Adam and his sister Rhea take on the justice system; shining a spotlight on the infamous McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit and the substantial problems with the jury duty system.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818111031 +0000" stop="20260818113504 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Christmas - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Ho ho...huh?! Adam teaches his sister that the real St. Nick story is a lot creepier than she thought, and modern Santa was created by commercialism only a century ago. Adam also reveals how gift-giving actually hurts the economy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113504 +0000" stop="20260818115936 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Going Green - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Adam meets a young dad on a personal mission to save the world and end climate change...until Adam turns his world upside down. Find out why electric cars and green products don't make the impact you've been promised.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115936 +0000" stop="20260818122409 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Having a Baby - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Adam dispels the myth about getting pregnant after 35, delves into breastfeeding vs formula, and explores postpartum depression for women - and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122409 +0000" stop="20260818124841 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Weight Loss - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Host Adam Conover illustrates all the reasons low-fat diets can actually make you fatter, and why counting calories is a waste of time.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124841 +0000" stop="20260818131314 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Hospital - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover explains that inflated hospital costs have created a system that's unaffordable and unfair. Plus, the reckless prescription of antibiotics is making them worthless, and you might not need a mammogram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131314 +0000" stop="20260818133746 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Dating - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Adam swipes right on knowledge by exposing the flaws in dating sites; the existence of alpha males (and wolves); personality tests.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133746 +0000" stop="20260818140219 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Art - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Adam poses the question of what makes great art and shows why pieces visible to the masses are revered, regardless of artistic merit. He then exposes the masters as copycats and reveals that today's art market is a moneymaking scheme.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140219 +0000" stop="20260818142651 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins What We Learned in School - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Adam shows that Columbus didn't discover America, King Tut was a dud and the rules of grammar are not as ironclad as people think.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142651 +0000" stop="20260818145124 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins College - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why the odds of becoming a dropout billionaire are not in your favor, how manipulated school rankings have little to do with education quality and why the privatization of student loans created a massive debt crisis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145124 +0000" stop="20260818151557 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Emily Ruins Adam - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Emily takes over to "ruin" Adam, pointing out where his facts fall short. She debunks the idea that IQ tests measure intelligence and points to information Adam has gotten wrong in the past. Plus, she explains the "backfire effect."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151557 +0000" stop="20260818154026 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins His Vacation - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover and his girlfriend take a journey across America, where he reveals that Mount Rushmore was built on stolen Native American land, Vegas slot machines are purposely designed to be addicting, and a whole lot more!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154026 +0000" stop="20260818160459 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Suburbs - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Adam explains how the idealized lawn is an unnatural monstrosity, and that the design of the suburbs is slowly killing you. Plus, the racist history of suburban planning led to today's institutionalized segregation in schools.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818160459 +0000" stop="20260818162932 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Economy - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Adam explains why lobbying makes filing your taxes so complicated, and why the economic numbers we focus on don't provide the whole story. Plus, American manufacturing can't come back because it was a fluke to begin with.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162932 +0000" stop="20260818165404 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Conspiracy Theories - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover debunks the fake moon landing theory, discusses the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and reveals how to spot a false theory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818165404 +0000" stop="20260818171837 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Spa Day - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Pricey "detoxifying" treatments cleanse you of cash (and may do more harm than good), while MSG's scary reputation is undeserved. Plus, the placebo effect is way more powerful than you think!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171837 +0000" stop="20260818174309 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Halloween - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals why you have nothing to fear from strangers with candy and how the "panic" over Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast was the clickbait of the 1930s. And, mediums and séances have a long history - of being fake.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174309 +0000" stop="20260818180742 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins Science - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Testing mice means wasted resources because what works on them often fails on humans. Scarce funding stops scientists from seeking cures, and there's no money in reproducing results, even though it's essential in proving findings.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180742 +0000" stop="20260818183214 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adam Ruins the Future - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Adam explains that unregulated food expiration dates lead to waste and that your 401(k) won't be enough to support your retirement. Plus, Adam's girlfriend Melinda proves that even with research, the future is unpredictable.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183214 +0000" stop="20260818185646 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give Me Liberty or Give Me Truth - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Adam Conover undermines everything you thought you knew about the American Revolution with startling facts about George Washington, Paul Revere's overrated ride, and the tale of a slave who helped America win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185646 +0000" stop="20260818192120 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The First Factsgiving - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Pilgrims didn't break bread with Native Americans, but did dig up their graves! There was no romance between Pocahontas and John Smith, and cities in the New World rivaled London in scale before their "discovery."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192120 +0000" stop="20260818194551 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mutually Assured Ruination - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Adam reveals that the United States kicked off the Cuban Missile Crisis; a lone female politician stands up to Joseph McCarthy; a bureaucratic mistake brings down the Berlin Wall.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194551 +0000" stop="20260818201024 +0000" channel="C376.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Ancient History of Violence - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Adam shares that it was against the rules for gladiators to kill opponents, and tells the story of a Celtic woman who brought the Roman Empire to its knees. Plus, the brave "300" Spartans numbered closer to 7000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194944 +0000" stop="20260816201452 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 024: A Rare Occasion - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed deal with a purse snatcher focused on being jailed in time for dinner, a young boy on drugs with his dealer out to kill him, while enduring worry and concern over two policemen friends hospitalized in critical care resulting from a crackup in a high speed pursuit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201452 +0000" stop="20260816203959 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 124: Airport - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a drunk who has stolen a plane for a joyride, look for a 17 year old runaway, receive a call for a 2-11 in progress where they encounter two armed robbers, and track down a stolen 3-ton safe containing $10k that was booby-trapped by the owner against safe crackers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203959 +0000" stop="20260816210506 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 094: Vengeance - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed contend with an ambush aimed at them, search for a missing boy, track down a car thief who is being crushed by his loot, and deal with a recent parolee who has sworn revenge on Malloy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210506 +0000" stop="20260816213014 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 104: The Bomb - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a theft from a company that cannot disclose what was stolen because it is classified. Another call to the mysterious company reveals a bomb resulting in an appearance of a two man bomb squad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816213014 +0000" stop="20260816215521 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 074: Light Duty - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are on front desk duty because Malloy has a busted hand. A rally at a college campus gets rowdy requiring Reed to assist, leaving Malloy at the station desk worrying about Reed. Malloy's shift isn't all quiet as he captures two criminals who come in looking to see if their partner has been captured and other characters from LA-LA land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215521 +0000" stop="20260816222029 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 114: The Hero - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a fire where a young man, Lauro, saves a man trapped inside. When the police department and city wish to give him a citation, Lauro seems reluctant to receive it or any attention much to everyone's surprise. This raises questions in Malloy and Reed's minds so they pursue what is bothering Lauro. A concerned landlord reports suspicious in-activity from a tenant with heart trouble where Malloy and Reed arrive in time to give him CPR and save his life. Malloy attempts to keep his new hat clean, but finds it an impossibility.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222029 +0000" stop="20260816224536 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 134: Child Stealer - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Once Malloy and Reed get an aggressive dog out of the squad, they investigate the kidnapping of a child by its father, contend with an elderly miser who attempts to pay a bill with trading stamps, capture an escaped convict on a bus, and rescue a liquor delivery man from two serial van hijackers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224536 +0000" stop="20260816231045 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 144: Bank Robbery - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed respond to a domestic abuse call where they become the abused. Later they become suspicious of a man whose apartment has been burglarized, help a man who found the stolen hood and front fenders of his VW on another car, and complete their day catching bank robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816231045 +0000" stop="20260816233552 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 044: Attempted Bribery - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed prove they cannot and will not be bribed, no matter how good the offer, resulting in desperation from a young man charged with his third drunk driving offense. An elderly man admits mercy killing his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233552 +0000" stop="20260817000100 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 173: Shoplift - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed track down a kooky female shoplifter involved in a cult-type relationship with a ego-maniacal spiritualist weirdo. Malloy gets help tracking her down from an old girlfriend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000100 +0000" stop="20260817002609 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 174: Loan Sharks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>When a courageous teen-ager who comes forward to testify against loan-sharking racketeers is abducted, Officers Malloy and Reed must find him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817002609 +0000" stop="20260817005115 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 35: Easy Bare Rider - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed have to exercise all their wits when they encounter an amiable drunk driver who presents an unusual problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005115 +0000" stop="20260817011622 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 95: Purse Snatcher - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A teen-age purse snatcher thinks he can outwit the police and graduate to bigger crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817011622 +0000" stop="20260817014129 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 45: Bright Boy - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An 11-year-old boy with a photographic memory assists Officers Malloy and Reed on a burglary case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014129 +0000" stop="20260817020638 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 65: Cigarettes, Cars and Wild, Wild Women - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy investigate a car theft ring, where pretty young women bait new car owners into giving them rides to a nearby convenience store (presumably to buy cigarettes). While the car owner is in the store, the women make off with their wheels. The cars are taken to a local chop shop, where they are disassembled for parts to be sold on the black market. As the officers make the arrests at the show's end, one of the women complains of being treated like "a common criminal," but Malloy refuses to give in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020638 +0000" stop="20260817023144 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 55: Missing Child - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed search for a missing child whose disappearance becomes increasingly serious as time passes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817023144 +0000" stop="20260817025651 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 75: Have a Nice Weekend - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a series of robberies, an arson attempt and a violent argument.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025651 +0000" stop="20260817032151 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 105: Elegy for a Pig - S03E08</title>
    <desc>One of the finest episodes in the series' run, Malloy (who narrates this episode, Jack Webb-style) recalls the rainy night his previous on-duty partner was killed during a robbery. But Malloy's story goes much deeper, as he relates the life of the slain officer, confiding that the officer was more than just his partner, but a loyal and trusted best friend with a young family. Malloy also remembers how he met Reed and the early days of their relationship (before Malloy and Reed became a team). The opening and closing credits are shown over a black screen (in lieu of the usual sequences) without the music and with Jack Webb himself speaking, in apparent tribute to police officers who died in the line of duty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032151 +0000" stop="20260817034700 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 25: Indians - S03E09</title>
    <desc>The officers search for a suspect involved in a series of bombings and investigate a bar fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034700 +0000" stop="20260817041210 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 135: Arson - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed encounter frustrating cases involving arson in the Rampart district, a family fight, and a dangerous mental patient.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041210 +0000" stop="20260817043718 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 96: Pilgrimage - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Christmas Eve brings mixed blessings for Officers Malloy and Reed when they have to arrest a sidewalk Santa Claus and launch a search for a small Indian child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043718 +0000" stop="20260817050228 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 85: Sign of the Twins - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed contend with an antagonistic robbery victim, a nerve-wracked mother and a unique zoning case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050228 +0000" stop="20260817052806 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 175: Con Artists - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed answer a string of calls about a family who swindle residents with phony home repairs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052806 +0000" stop="20260817055342 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 115: Gang War - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Singer Trini Lopez portrays a Mexican-American priest who calls in police in hopes of preventing a needless teenage gang fight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055342 +0000" stop="20260817061852 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 26: LEMRAS (Law Enforcement Manpower Resources Allocation System) - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Two armed robbers take hostages in hopes of making a clean get away until Malloy and Reed thwart their plans. The officers then must contend with a group of burglaries committed by motorcycle riders. Computers help solve crimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817061852 +0000" stop="20260817064427 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 155: I.A.D. - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed search for an elusive bar girl who might be able to clear a fellow officer accused of blackmail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064427 +0000" stop="20260817071002 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 66: The Vandals - S03E17</title>
    <desc>A simple traffic violation turns into a serious case and a teen-age girl proves to be too popular for her own good as Officers Malloy and Reed ride their beat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071002 +0000" stop="20260817073539 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 36: Man Between - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Officer Reed gets needled by Officer Ed Wells for having too much faith in his fellow man, as Reed and Malloy handle a variety of cases.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817073539 +0000" stop="20260817080117 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 165: Once a Cop - S03E19</title>
    <desc>A bitter ex-cop and a Hollywood starlet and her agent present some unusual problems for Officers Malloy and Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080117 +0000" stop="20260817082654 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 76: Militants - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Two officers are shot down in ambush by members of a vocal black militant group. Complicating the matter is that both shooters are brothers of a friend of Officer Reed's, and the two disagree over the vigilantism.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082654 +0000" stop="20260817085234 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 164: The Poachers - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed capture a joy-rider in a police car, arrest a girl attempting forgery, and Reed even delivers a baby during their rounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085234 +0000" stop="20260817091808 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 16: Child in Danger - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed interrupt a robbery in progress, worry about a possible child-beating case, and warn a heedless girl about driving alone in a dangerous area of town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091808 +0000" stop="20260817094347 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 56: Vice Versa - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Officer Malloy overlooks renewing his driver's license and, much to his discomfort, has to temporarily turn over the driving of the squad car to Officer Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094347 +0000" stop="20260817100927 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 106: Post Time - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A bewildered printer, an elderly retiree, and an unusual motorist create some special problems for Officers Malloy and Reed. Guest star: Morey Amsterdam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100927 +0000" stop="20260817103501 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 88: Reason to Run - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Officers Malloy and Reed handle a burglary at a riding school owned by a former Western movie star.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103501 +0000" stop="20260817110042 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Log 125: Safe Job - S03E26</title>
    <desc>A safe cracker who gets into buildings without any evidence of forced entry baffles Officers Malloy and Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817110042 +0000" stop="20260817112603 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Extortion - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate an extortion racket against a group of Jewish Holocaust survivors, with the owner of a dry cleaners willing to testify but others not out of fear of retribution. The officers return to handle the owner's panel truck being set ablaze and later the owner is physically assaulted. Malloy and Reed capture both suspects. Other incidents involved a robbery at a bar (the perps escaped initially, but are later captured after a shootout), and a drunk man owed back pay by a dockmaster threatens to dump his boat onto dry land from a crane unless he's paid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112603 +0000" stop="20260817115128 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Million Dollar Buff - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Police "buff" Jennings Thornton (a thorn in the side for Malloy and Reed) is back, and intervenes in a drunk driving case, runs down a shooter after a robbery (and nearly kills Reed), and finally is arrested for falsely arresting two men for stealing their own mag wheels. Another case involves a woman who stole an expensive ring from a store, leaving a cheap one in return; the suspect is found during a parking lot dispute and booked when a search found the ring on her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115128 +0000" stop="20260817121651 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grandmother - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate a robbery in a store run by a group of "grandmothers", who sell small homemade items, then later return the money. The suspect later robs an antique shop but is captured when he returns to the first store to attempt another robbery, and the officers purchase some items from the "grandmothers". Other incidents include a high-speed chase of three robbery suspects, who are captured with the help of Sgt. MacDonald, and a priest stopped for a traffic violation who wants to have a drug dealer arrested for selling him marijuana.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121651 +0000" stop="20260817124211 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sniper (1) (concl on The D.A., 8 Oct 71) aka The Radical - S04E04</title>
    <desc>The radical Robin Saydo is on the loose, tied in to a number of bombings. Reed spots him and Saydo is arrested by D.A. Paul Ryan. Other calls include an abandoned police cruiser which turned out to be a lone policeman on a foot pursuit capturing a drug suspect, and retired security officer Fred Tibbles assists the officers in breaking up a truck theft ring which took the trucks but not the merchandise within them.

NOTE: This episode is a crossover with short-run series "The D.A.," which concludes the storyline started by this episode in "The People vs. Saydo."</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124211 +0000" stop="20260817130729 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Search - S04E05</title>
    <desc>1-Adam-12 is back after routine maintenance, but the radio is having problems communicating with Central. During a robbery involving two suspects, Reed captures one while Malloy takes off in pursuit of the other one through a park, but Malloy loses control of the car and it rolls into an embankment, hidden from the road, and the officer suffers internal injuries and a broken leg. All available units are called in to search for Malloy, who has to watch helplessly while a murder suspect comes out and take his shotgun (which Malloy was using for a splint) and sidearm, and rips out the radio mike only leaving the wires. Malloy uses the wires to send signal for help, which Reed picks up and rescues his partner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130729 +0000" stop="20260817133249 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ferret - S04E06</title>
    <desc>A man named "The Ferret" is damaging a manufacturing plant due to their poor record on ecology, and escapes Reed easily on foot pursuit. A reporter catches Reed in an unflattering light after the escape, and plasters him over the front page. Reed is redeemed when he catches the Ferret when he returns later to the same plant and dumps a bucket of waste in the lobby. Other calls include a man whose pregnant wife fell into a coma after eating mud given to her by a voodoo priest, resulting in her baby boy being stillborn (when the officers confront the priest, he puts a mojo hex on Reed), and an elderly lady pulled over for a traffic violation who thinks the policemen are gas station attendants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133249 +0000" stop="20260817135814 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truant - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Truancy is on the rise in the district and Reed has a plan to pick up truants on the street, which was approved after a garage break-in by two truants. Results show a drop in crimes committed by truants, in one case two truants were stopped by the police and were implicated in a burglary, and one of the two truants involved in the garage break-in is brought in on another incident. Other incidents include arresting two heroin smugglers who hid the stash in their car's gas tank, which leaked some of the contraband after the car stalled, and stop car thieves from stripping the parts to build a dune buggy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135814 +0000" stop="20260817142337 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ambush - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are assigned to transport a prisoner from Malibu to Los Angeles for outstanding traffic warrants. The prisoner is also a witness in a mob murder and a hit has been ordered on him. En route to LA, the cruiser is ambushed, a tire is shot out and they are out of radio range in an isolated area. Reed is captured by hit men attempting to get assistance, but Malloy and the prisoner steal the hit men's car to get to a phone and LAPD sends the police helicopter to search for Reed, who ends up overpowering and capturing the hit men.

NOTE: This is the episode of Adam-12 seen on the television in the "Emergency!" Season 1 episode "Hang-up"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142337 +0000" stop="20260817144854 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anniversary - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Sgt. MacDonald's anniversary is coming up and the officers have limited funds to spend on a gift, which is a bottle of champagne, but when the officers pick it up, the owner of the liquor store was shot in an attempted robbery. Malloy and Reed later find the robber dead in a park from a gunshot wound inflicted by the owner. Other incidents include a paralyzed ex-wrestler tearing up a bar, a man driving suspiciously turns out to be the proud owner of several traffic tickets in a 24 hour period, a used car dealer trying to take advantage of a Mexican customer who speaks little English, and two camper thieves pushing a truck with a camper that is too small for the truck bed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144854 +0000" stop="20260817151417 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day Watch - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Over the course of their shift, Malloy and Reed deal with a racist gas station owner who is tired of being the victim of repeated robberies, a hitchhiker who extorts money from drivers she leaves in embarrassing situations, a drunk who's seeing pink elephants, and get caught up in a shootout in a junkyard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151417 +0000" stop="20260817153940 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Assassination - S04E11</title>
    <desc>A phony prowler call results in shots being fired at Malloy and Reed. Shots ring out again when the officers head to the airport to transport a blood donor. The suspect is a known check bouncer, and Reed's wife gets a disturbing phone call. Later Reed heads home and meets an acquaintance who just happens to be driving the same car as the shooting suspect. Other cases include a suicidal man who tries to incinerate himself with gasoline, and a wino who is nearly shot by a hyped-up Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153940 +0000" stop="20260817160458 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dinosaur - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Officer Art McCall returns from eight years on disability and rides with Malloy and Reed to see how much has changed in law enforcement. McCall soon learns exactly how much has changed when he tries illegal techniques to help a young woman with her ex-con husband, fails to Mirandize a boy after arresting him for robbery, and screws up an arrest of a gun-carrying man who later plants a bomb in his ex-wife's car, which requires Malloy to dress down the veteran officer on his use of antiquated (and illegal) police procedures.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160458 +0000" stop="20260817163023 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pick-Up - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed find a girl who was raped and left for dead in the hills but was actually alive and identified her attacker's car as a red Porsche. Malloy spots the suspect car picking up another girl and gives chase, only to have the suspect dump the girl on the street and the officer loses the car. Later the girl's mother finds drugs in the laundry and determine she was selling and the "rapist" was her supplier, while the real rapist is caught when he checked out of the hospital after being hit by his victim's heavy purse. Also, the officers handle a robbery at a construction yard foiled by police scouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163023 +0000" stop="20260817165548 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizens All - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Cases include a woman whose purse was robbed after two men bumped her car while on the road, then are captured along with the loot when a citizen complains about loud noise coming from their lair. A broken-down car leads to a meeting between the car's owner and a counterfeiter, and a fight in a fast-food restaurant results in an arrest of one of the combatants on outstanding warrants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165548 +0000" stop="20260817172114 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Princess and the Pig - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A disturbance call leads the officers to a nightclub where a singer named Kathy is strung out on drugs, and clings to Reed on the way to the hospital, telling him someone is trying to kill her and give her drugs. Narcotic detectives decide to assign Reed undercover as an AWOL soldier with a large stash of heroin to sell. Reed makes a deal, but Kathy blows his cover, and Malloy saves his partner from being killed and helps bring down the dealers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172114 +0000" stop="20260817174633 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tip - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed deal with a woman who thinks she has a rattlesnake in her luggage, an out-of-town traffic violator, and a bar brawl, all while tackling armored truck robbers whose attacks have been predicted in advance by an informant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174633 +0000" stop="20260817181156 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Parole Violator - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy doesn't believe that the best player on the rec-league basketball team he coaches is back on drugs, even in the face of evidence that suggests otherwise. Meanwhile on their beat, Malloy and Reed must find a hit-and-run driver who struck a child and pull over a traffic violator whose passenger is belligerent (and wanted).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181156 +0000" stop="20260817183721 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adoption - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate when a college football locker room is ransacked, and uncover systematic use of performance-enhancing drugs. They also investigate parents who dispute their maid's report that their baby is missing, arrest a prowler who is suspiciously allowed into a home by his female accuser, and get involved in a high-speed chase that resulted from a domestic disturbance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183721 +0000" stop="20260817190245 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mary Hong Loves Tommy Chen - S04E19</title>
    <desc>A young girl from Chinatown is ordered by her father to withhold information from Malloy and Reed regarding her boyfriend, an undercover cop left in a coma after investigating a potential attack on a Chinese elders' association. Meanwhile, the officers also encounter a middle-aged marijuana user and a cross-dressing criminal who leads them to a counterfeit money ring while trying to pay his lawyer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190245 +0000" stop="20260817192809 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sub-Station - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are temporarily assigned to a police sub-station at LAX. While there, they deal with a hostage situation between a flight attendant and a man desperate for the attention of a television producer, go undercover to intercept a drug shipment from Toledo, Ohio, and prevent a rape suspect from escaping on an outbound flight.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192809 +0000" stop="20260817195329 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back-Up One L-20 - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy tries to prove Sgt. MacDonald's innocence when he accidentally hits and kills a jaywalker while driving his police cruiser. Every witness on the sidewalk claims she was in the crosswalk, and the burglary suspect MacDonald is transporting is unmotivated to testify on his behalf. The truth proves to be far more complicated than the officers realized.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195329 +0000" stop="20260817201852 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Won? - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed work to curtail the rise in illegal street racing by working with the leaders of rival racing clubs and obtaining the legitimate use of a drag strip through a race promoter. Their work is threatened, along with an anticipated race between Reed and Officer Wells, when one of the racers resorts to sabotage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201852 +0000" stop="20260817204413 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eyewitness - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are searching for a missing six-year-old boy and they believe a elderly witness' inaccurate account may actually be for a different crime. They also respond to a suspicious dog complaint, a domestic dispute over a husband's desire to watch football, a college prank, and search a train station with a police helicopter for fleeing robbery suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204413 +0000" stop="20260817210934 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wednesday Warrior - S04E24</title>
    <desc>Reed is worried when his friend, an electrical engineer, is made a reserve police officer and ends up being partnered with Officer Wells. Malloy and Reed have to contend with illegal campers, a couple driving a stolen car, and help Wells and his new partner chase down a heavily-armed bank robber who forces innocent people to participate in his crimes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210934 +0000" stop="20260817213410 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dirt Duel - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A series of purse snatchings involving motorcyclists is causing problems with the police, as they cannot follow them down the off-road trails they take. Reed holds a community meeting with the various motorcycle clubs (one of which is suspected in the snatchings), but one of the club leaders challenges Malloy to a race on one of the off-trails. Reed teaches Malloy the secrets of off-road cycling, however Malloy loses the race but gains the respect of the club's leader, who helps them apprehend the suspects by blocking their escape route after another crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213410 +0000" stop="20260817215841 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Late Baby - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy goes on a date with Officer Wells' niece, and Malloy learns just how over-protective her uncle is. Patrol calls include a prowler in a heavily wooded neighborhood, a flower vendor with a stack of unpaid tickets, check on a suspicious gardener, and a high-speed pursuit with a green Corvette leads to an unexpected ending.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215841 +0000" stop="20260817222313 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airdrop - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are patrolling the countryside around Los Angeles (and finishing up a call on a drunk driver) when a girl on horseback alerts them to a small plane that landed in a secluded area. When the officers investigate, a Jeep is seen leaving the area and the pilot has an excuse for his landing there. Malloy and Reed find out from Detectives and DEA agent Edwards that a Mexican smuggling ring is behind the landings, with the pilot instructed to "play dumb" if caught. The officers find the pilot and trace the Jeep's location, whereupon the detectives and DEA bring down the entire smuggling operation after tracking the Jeep to the landing area.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222313 +0000" stop="20260817224743 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Found - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Reed and Malloy rush 8-year old Jimmy to Rampart Emergency Hospital with an as yet undiagnosed illness. Upon arrival, the immediate conclusion, and diagnosis are the same: Diabetes.

Scared of the hospital, Jimmy runs off, and it's up to Reed and Malloy to find him before he goes into a diabetic coma. They follow the only lead they have, to the one happy place he was before the attack began, at the pet store, to buy a puppy.

Elsewhere, Malloy's new girlfriend Cathy mans a hospital telephone hotline which is about to go under due to lack of funds. One call has her worried, that from Sherry, a 15-year old junkie threatening suicide to escape her troubled life. Sherry won't discloes where she is while she takes some "reds," supplied by her similary junike mother.

Malloy and Reed need to find her fast, before she OD's.

NOTE: This episode is a crossover with "Emergency!", featuring Doctor Bracket and Nurse McCall but also featuring cameos of Dr. Early and Firemen Gage and DeSoto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224743 +0000" stop="20260817231218 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Wheels - S05E05</title>
    <desc>The officers undergo their driver refresher courses to hone their pursuit and driving skills, but a rash of car strippers brings about a new approach suggested by Officer Wells: going undercover as paperboys riding bicycles to find the thieves. Hilarity ensues; Wells wrecks his bicycle that belonged to a young girl, Malloy deals with an irate newspaper customer, and Reed and Malloy pull over a VW Microbus on a traffic violation where the driver's parrot chanted "Down with Pigs!", but the tactics work and the officers break up the car stripping ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231218 +0000" stop="20260817233649 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Badge Heavy - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Officer Charlie Burnside pulls a prank on Officer Albert Porter, a friend of Reed's, who does not take the joke, and Porter lets Reed know that he feels Burnside is being a little "badge heavy" (rough) on his suspects. After dealing with an inept would-be robber whose car won't start, Malloy and Reed are handling backup on a call when Reed observes Burnside choke a suspect. Reed reports it but nothing is done by the Captain because the victim wouldn't admit Burnside was the aggressor. Burnside turns cocky on Reed saying he has "an ace in the hole" and that Reed was mad about the prank he pulled on Porter. During a foot pursuit of two robbers, Burnside got to one of them and this results in charges brought against the officer, who confronts Reed but this time the other officers back Reed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233649 +0000" stop="20260818000120 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harry Nobody - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A hotel janitor (and wino) named Harry witnesses a murder in a hotel room, but refuses to talk until Reed shows him compassion and respect, both of which are lacking from his family and friends, but his testimony is clouded by his alcoholic past. Malloy relives his childhood by telling the story of his chaperoning a junior high dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818000120 +0000" stop="20260818002551 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Surprise - S05E08</title>
    <desc>It's Malloy's birthday and he makes it known to Reed, "no surprise parties". Sgt. MacDonald warns the officers about a rash of robberies using milk crates to break store windows. During a routine traffic stop, Reed notices a milk crate in the back of a car and surreptitiously marks it for identification later, and the thief is apprehended later using the same milk crate. Other calls include backing up a jewelry store robbery when the officers pull over for DUI the owner of said store, an embarrassed male purse snatching victim inside a negligee shop, a phony gas station worker at a closed gas station, a shootout in the police garage resulting from a drunk suspect officers failed to handcuff, and Officer Wells captures a B&amp;E suspect based on a hunch by Malloy, who despite Reed's denials, continues to suspect a party is afoot until Reed gives his partner a present: a leather purse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002551 +0000" stop="20260818005023 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vendetta - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A World War II survivor (and bar owner) sets an ambush for an unidentified intruder when Malloy and Reed intervene. R&amp;I determines the owner is clean and emigrated to the US 17 years earlier from Eastern Europe. The officers speak with a local priest who knows the owner, who complains to Sgt. MacDonald about what he feels is the officers' interference. Later shots are fired at the bar and an intruder is unconscious with no one else in the bar. Malloy and Reed find the owner with the priest, who informs them that the intruder is a former Nazi soldier and did not want to surrender.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818005023 +0000" stop="20260818011451 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chaser - S05E10</title>
    <desc>An out-of-state armed private investigator is inside a bar, Malloy and Reed arrive and determine the PI is legally allowed to carry but takes him to his car to stow the gun, and find he is in town looking for a bail jumper. Later the PI is in the middle of an altercation with two black men, one of which is seriously injured. The PI claims the men tried to rob him, later the men tell a different story, and Sgt. MacDonald orders the PI arrested. The PI is found after catching (and roughing up) the bail jumper, and is arrested. Other calls include an elderly man wanting a group of cars driven by hippies ticketed for illegal parking, and a woman who demands the officers ticket her husband's car because he refuses to replace the balding tires on it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011451 +0000" stop="20260818013924 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Spell - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed have to wear their long-sleeved uniforms despite a hot forecast, then later found out they could have changed to short sleeves but missed the radio notification. The officers receive a tip about a bicycle pump that contains drugs, later the find a woman experiencing withdrawal symptoms, and they find the supplier and the pump. Other cases include a man complaining about his grass being trampled during his yard sale, only to find he was selling stolen property from another man who gave him the items from his job as a repo man. After arresting the repo man, they get a tip on a murder suspect which leads to the suspect's arrest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013924 +0000" stop="20260818020355 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gifts and Long Letters - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are called to a hotel to stop a suicide attempt, which they do and the woman leaves a note for another patron of the hotel, a parolee with ties to organized crime who refuses to speak with the woman because he thinks someone from the mob is after him. Later the officers are called back to the hotel because the manager wants the parolee evicted because he's up typing until the wee hours of the morning, then another call to the hotel results in a shootout between the officers and the parolee, who was having delusions the mob was after him. In another case, the officers offer assistance to a man whose car needed a tire change and the man declined; the officers receive a radio report of a robbery which involved the same man and car. Detectives later apprehend the man; Malloy and Reed verify the suspect's identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020355 +0000" stop="20260818022826 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O'Brien's Stand - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Malloy's fiesty landlady, Mrs. O'Brien, has her purse stolen and refuses to leave the station until her case is settled. O'Brien resorts to other means, including hounding detectives and setting up a picket line to vent her frustrations. Malloy determines that there may be a connection between O'Brien's theft and a string of purse snatchings involving Social Security checks, and suggests using a decoy to put an end to the heists, which works and the ring is brought down. Another incident involved two men arousing suspicion for their erratic behavior; in the ensuing pursuit the men are arrested and heroin is found in their car; later a call to a home where a man killed his son with a shovel, during the murder investigation they find candy wrappers and tire tracks that link with the two men arrested earlier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022826 +0000" stop="20260818025254 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clear with a Civilian (1) - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Reed spreads his flu to several other officers, leaving the station undermanned. Reed has a shootout with a rifle-toting man and finds he is wanted for bookmaking. Malloy has an argument with a storekeeper and a customer of the quality of merchandise while Reed writes a speeding ticket, later the officers catch a man on a rooftop of a store after Reed noticed flashing lights there, later another suspect gets away from a foot pursuit with Reed. Due to the understaffing situation, Malloy and Reed are asked to do double shifts, and Malloy tickets a woman for failing to stop at a stop sign, later when Sgt. MacDonald asks the officers to escort the police commissioner they get a surprise--it's the woman Malloy stopped earlier for running a stop sign!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818025254 +0000" stop="20260818031726 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clear with a Civilian (2) - S05E15</title>
    <desc>While on second shift, Malloy and Reed take Police Commissioner Dixon on a ride-along. They encounter a bar owner who locked a naked, elderly man inside, a fight with a knife-wielding man and another man with a gun, and a missing 17-year-old deaf boy with mental instabilities, which Reed recognizes as the boy that escaped his foot pursuit earlier. The officers and Commissioner Dixon observe the boy in a car running from another police unit, and they join in to alert the pursuing unit to the boy's condition.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031726 +0000" stop="20260818034200 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Citizen's Arrest - 484 - S05E16</title>
    <desc>A woman is arrested for shoplifting, on the way to the station she stops at a car and picks up her baby, then escapes from custody during a disruption at the station, later another call regarding a stolen baby involves their missing shoplifter, which leads to a disturbance call at an apartment complex during which they re-capture the shoplifter, and the apartment manager claims the woman's husband stole his car, and the woman claims the manager made an extortion call demanding $2000 for the baby. The officers pursue, then catch the man at a rail yard. Another call resulted in a brief hostage situation between Reed and the suspected B&amp;E of a warehouse; Reed manages to trick his way out and capture the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034200 +0000" stop="20260818040633 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Beast - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are given a different police car which has 300 miles to go until retirement, and also inherit the problems--the car suddenly surges power, the glove compartment door constantly drops on Reed's knees, the water hose breaks while they are sneaking up on a prowler suspect who it turns out used to live there, a busted taillight prevents them from writing a ticket to a citizen whose car had the same problem, the distributor cap fails when trying to respond to another call, and finally, after capturing a suspect in a pursuit, the car's emergency brake fails and the unmanned car runs into a tree. Another call regarding warehouse activity (for the first time in eight years) results in the capture of a some burglary suspects.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040633 +0000" stop="20260818043105 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Killing Ground - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a car on a routine traffic stop and are taken hostage by two robbers escaping from their heist. The officers have to use all their skills to escape the situation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043105 +0000" stop="20260818045539 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Watch - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Reed spends a Saturday night talking about buying a used car, during the watch the officers handle a possible DUI but the driver passes the field sobriety tests, a shooting during which a man kills his recently paroled son-in-law, a car stripper, trick a man into revealing his name after pulling him over for speeding and finding the car has over $900 of unpaid tickets, and two beatings at motels.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818045539 +0000" stop="20260818052009 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspended - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Reed spends an evening on the firing range, then stops by a all-night grocery store. When Reed leaves, a man approaches him as if he knew him, then points out another man in a green Beetle holding a gun on the officer. Reed drops his groceries, pushes the man, jumps and fires at the man in the Beetle, hitting the car, but the man in the Beetle shot and hit his accomplice. The grocer swears he only heard one shot, and the accomplice gave a dying declaration that Reed was trigger-happy and shot him. Reed (as per standard procedure) is assigned desk duty until the Review Board completed its findings, but the accomplice's death makes it look more and more like Reed could face a murder charge until Malloy (along with his by-the-book replacement partner) locates the green Beetle after going through numerous DMV checks, and locates the other man, exonerating Reed with both the courts and the department, who cleared him in the shooting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052009 +0000" stop="20260818054440 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Fool and His Money - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy wins $10,000 in a women's shampoo naming contest and intends to buy a boat despite the rest of the squad suggesting he invest it, avalanches of mail offers, etc. Calls include an elderly male tenant complaining that a new elderly female tenant's Irish music is too loud, and the officers leave them together to "work it out", then a sniper wreaks havoc until he is shot trying to escape in a car, a reported theft turned out to be a broke man whose three wives stripped the expensive house he was in clean except for the stolen items, and a wino is killed by another wino for his new tennis shoes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818054440 +0000" stop="20260818060912 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Anatomy of a 415 - S05E22</title>
    <desc>The officers spot a runaway young boy hiding in the woods and prepare to take him home. En route, they get a 415 (disturbance) call from the boy's address and find his mother and step-father quiet, and are warned by the officers. They return a second time with the couple throwing things at each other and is broken up. Officer Woods lets Malloy and Reed know he has tangled with them before. A third call to the same address forces the officers to send the husband to his sister's house, but he returns to the apartment and when he does, shots ring out just as the officers arrive for the fourth time. Other incidents include a man waiting for his wife encounters a girl who jumps into his cars offering him drugs and a man trying to break into his truck after his dog locked him out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060912 +0000" stop="20260818063343 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keeping Tabs - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed pull over a speeding car full of teenagers, including Sgt. MacDonald's son, and Malloy finds himself in the middle between father and son on how to handle it. Other calls include a burglar who tries to run up the fire escape unsuccessfully, complaints about a woman feeding ducks interrupting two men and a chess game; Malloy suggests she join them when she comments that they are poor chess players, two boyfriends fight at knifepoint over a woman, who leaves with a third man after the two combatants are arrested, and Reed has to save a drunk (played by Pat Buttram) who is trying to direct traffic at a busy intersection.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818063343 +0000" stop="20260818065816 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Easy Rap - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Reed loses a case against a young car thief in juvenile court, who is later spotted in his dad's car. Later, a robbery leads to a high-speed pursuit which ends in a traffic accident; the teen car thief is killed in the crash. Other incidents include a girl whose boyfriend died from a heroin "hot shot", and she provides the name and address of his supplier, but the officers need more, so she buys drugs from the supplier and provides the serial number of the $10 bill she used to buy them. The officers stakeout the house and arrest the supplier. An elderly woman insists on being arrested rather than ticketed for a traffic violation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065816 +0000" stop="20260818072247 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Harbor Division - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Malloy has to sell two ballet tickets after his date cancels on him and gets needled by the squad. The officers are patrolling the Harbor Division and handle calls for a boat owner overcharged for fuel by a dealer, pull over a driver with a suspicious box on top of his car, investigate a suspicious young couple, pull over an astrologer for reckless driving, and a drunk shooting from the crows nest of a ship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818072247 +0000" stop="20260818074717 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rampart Division - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed patrol an area of Los Angeles inhabited by a large retirement population. Calls include a purse snatching during which the suspect eluded capture, but was later found during routine patrol, a retired policeman turned security guard named George who wants to talk shop, an elderly man with multiple warrants for auto theft trying to break into a car in a church parking lot, a dispute between and elderly woman and man over her eviction and his offer to take her in, then arrest the woman when she begins smashing a car with a baseball bat, handle another dispute over $5, prevent a baby stroller from rolling into a lake, and a robbery during which George assisted in the capture of the suspects, then laments to the officers about being lonely due to all of his friends passing on.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074717 +0000" stop="20260818081150 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foothill Division - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Sgt. MacDonald reported his camper was broken into with three fishing rods and a pair of custom-made cowboy boots missing, and offers two free steak dinners for their return. The officers come across another man with the same "one of a kind" boots that Mac lost. Cases include Malloy, Reed, and Mac riding horseback to locate three suspects in a break-in at a stable, later the station is under sniper fire, Malloy, Reed, and Air Ten assist in capturing the sniper, and Officer Wells (showing his rarely-seen compassionate side) takes up a collection for a couple and their cancer-stricken daughter to get to San Francisco, later Wells finds out he's been had as the "couple" were well-known con artists with a long rap sheet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818081150 +0000" stop="20260818083621 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>West Valley Division - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed notice an attractive woman walking her scottie when they get a call from Air Ten to assist with a motorcyclist who is also a potential firebug. They track the young man to his mother's house and the officers warn him about the pitfalls of arson. While the woman continues to walk her dog, the officers investigate a robbery at a movie theater where the manager and ticket taker are tied up; she lets them know a man on a gray motorcycle committed the crime, Malloy and Reed stop a gray motorcycle but the rider is a woman, they locate another motorcycle and catch the suspect after pursuit and the motorcycle crashing. The officers respond to another robbery at a department store where the security guard was shot and provides a dying declaration of who shot him, then Air Ten locates a possible suspect vehicle; the pursuit ends with two people just wanting to experience the thrill of a police chase. The Scottie dog is found tied up and the officers discover the woman is in reality a fur thief, and is arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818083621 +0000" stop="20260818090051 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Venice Division - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The officers investigate a woman nude sunbathing on the beach, with her "agent" begging for her arrest, later Reed arrests a man trying to steal coins from a phone booth, assist a motorcycle policeman in catching a dune buggy thief, a leotard-wearing woman who fears for her life after receiving obscene phone calls, later is attacked by the caller and the officers locate and arrest him, a wino that dies after eating dinner, and a low-speed pursuit of a jack-o-lantern.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090051 +0000" stop="20260818092522 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Shot - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The officers pull over a car on a traffic violation and find the driver is Reno West, a cat burglar Malloy sent to prison four years previous, and Malloy is suspicious that West will resume his career, as he is found later at the library looking up likely articles to steal while investigating stolen books. Other cases include removal of an abandoned car, a robbery which turns to murder as the shopowner is killed, the suspect is chased into a tunnel where Reed is forced to kill him after a standoff, and a hostage situation involving a distraught man and his daughter; the officers are able to end the situation peaceably despite the man having a bead on Reed with his gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092522 +0000" stop="20260818094952 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van Nuys Division - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy returns from vacation sporting a mustache, prompting chuckles and guffaws from the squad. The officers then assist Air Ten in an airplane operated by a drunk pilot which crash-landed, and the police have to get the pilot out before he lights a cigarette which would have ignited the leaking gas coming from the plane, and rescue the pilot's son who required CPR. Reno West is suspected in the theft of some stamps from a mansion, a witness provides excellent descriptions of suspects involved in a jewelry store robbery, who is apprehended during a routine traffic stop, and a woman taking an alleged purse snatcher to the police station in her car rather than walk four miles to do so. Malloy shaves off the mustache when he has trouble trimming it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818094952 +0000" stop="20260818101422 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Training Division - S06E08</title>
    <desc>A rookie cop with a "know-it-all" attitude, Officer Barrett, presents problems for the officers on the force, including Officer Wells, Malloy and Reed. At the start of the episode -- after an academy demonstration of an arrest gone tragically wrong -- Barrett bungles the arrest of an elderly man suspected of holding up a bank. Officers Malloy and Wells verbally reprimand Barrett (who has apparently made similar mistakes before) about his latest mistakes, even though the old gent did not display a weapon (he simply presented a note to a teller requesting $1 million) and had a few screws loose. Near the end of the show, the officers must deal with a bomber who has planted an explosive device inside a cereal box at a local grocery store, with the bomb set to go off within the hour. After the officers corner the suspect (who holds another man at gunpoint) Barrett chokes when Reed orders the hot-dog rookie to arrest the suspect; Malloy eventually takes the man into custody. In the wrap-up,</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818101422 +0000" stop="20260818103853 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Capture - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Reno West's burglary reign continues, and the Captain orders it stopped at all costs. Malloy and Reed find the veteran burglar at a gas station with a female companion and West is not too happy to see the police following him. Later West's friend's car is spotted at the scene of another burglary and despite Officer Wells blowing the stakeout, Malloy re-captures his old nemesis. Other cases include having to divert a vicious guard dog so the officers can save a 70 year old man in a diabetic coma, investigate a theft of a rare jade statue from a mansion, and a domestic dispute between a couple where it appears the wife is the abuser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818103853 +0000" stop="20260818110323 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hollywood Division - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Malloy really likes the voice of the new dispatcher but when he meets her in person is dismayed to find she is married to the SWAT lieutenant. Cases handled include a hit-and-run which seriously injured a young girl, a synagogue who had their Hebrew-based typewriter and money stolen, a drunk woman sitting on a lawn who is spurned by her daughter when the officers take the drunk there, and while visiting T.J.'s wagon, T.J. clues them in on a disgruntled former painter who is planning revenge, and when the officers arrive at the studio shots are fired, two painters are injured; the SWAT team is brought in to rescue another painter and capture the shooter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110323 +0000" stop="20260818112754 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Northeast Division - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Reed needs his TV repaired, and brings in his Boy Scout neighbor with a merit badge in electronics to work on it, but takes the entire TV apart and the squad is skeptical he can put it back together again. He does fix it--with a little help from a TV repairman. Cases involve pursuing a juvenile on a souped-up minibike, only to find he lives with his aunt after being orphaned and has no friends, a woman whom a neighbor thought had killed her husband after overhearing an argument and the woman digging in the backyard, only to find she was burying a dead chicken; a robbery committed by a long haired woman in high heels, whom Reed spots at a bus stop with shorter hair and no heels; a picket line at a store resolved when the lead picketer found out she went on a "computer date" with the store manager and he lied about his occupation; and a report made on a robbery turned out to be made by the actual robbers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818112754 +0000" stop="20260818115227 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If the Shoe Fits - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Reed's shoes are being fixed and the replacements have a squeak that drives Malloy crazy. When he later returns to the shop to pick the shoes up, he notices a bank robbery which turns into a hostage situation. Malloy "gives in" by providing a car--with the doors locked and the robbers are apprehended. Other cases include a B&amp;E that was actually a husband destroying his furniture due to his wife leaving him and the country, a van pulled over for no brake lights and a driver with a negative attitude towards police, and Sgt. MacDonald sends the officers to a demolition site where a visually-impaired boy is hiding out. Malloy takes a crane to pluck the boy out of danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115227 +0000" stop="20260818121658 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Southwest Division - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Responding to a dispute in a park, an elderly woman tries to stop a painter from selling a painting that she considers indecent. To resolve the issue (due to the seller needing a new permit and being short on money) Malloy buys the painting in question. Other calls include a man trying to retrieve a valuable nickel from a toy dispenser his son put in inadverently (and making the shop owner think he was trying to steal all the money); a potential "peeping tom" who is actually a liberated woman using a telescope to check meters to avoid dogs, a repo man trying to widen a door in a house he is trying to repossess furniture from, and an ex-football star who turned to robbery is captured in the very location he made his name--the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121658 +0000" stop="20260818124131 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sweet Smell... - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Officer Woods return from a day of fishing, and the car smells like fish...which is aggravated when a disoriented woman who caused a lot of damage to a shop is put into 1-Adam-12 and she spills perfume in the back seat; she blames both her accidents in the shop and in the car on her "poltergeist". Numerous trips to the police garage fail to get the smells out. Other incidents include a mute woman informing the officers someone had broken into a church, and investigation shows the pastor got into the church because he forgot his keys and ID, and Woods (backing up Malloy and Reed) has to explain why he's missed church services, a kidnapping call that turns out to be a man picking up a drunk woman to take her home, and a boy whose bike was stolen by a big boy and was recovered when the boy's friends caught and held the big boy until the police arrived.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124131 +0000" stop="20260818130605 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trouble in the Bank - S06E15</title>
    <desc>On patrol, Reed stops at his bank to do some personal banking and walks into an armed robbery in progress. The two robbers are experienced and take steps to make sure other officers won't storm the bank.
A suggestion by Malloy allows the suspects what they want: a getaway car, with the provision that the robbers let all hostages go except Reed.  Malloy hides in getaway car's trunk, with a portable radio to advise fellow officers of his position.
The suspects drive to a remote location to switch to another vehicle.  Thinking that they had accomplished in getting away unnoticed, the suspects order Reed out of the car with the intention of killing him.  Malloy calls Mac advising he has to act and kills one gunman while the other gives up, saving Reed's life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130605 +0000" stop="20260818133036 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>North Hollywood Division - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Reed is assigned to write an article about Malloy for Police Beat magazine for his partner's 10th anniversary in the LAPD, and is having trouble with the content. Calls include a gas station robbery with an unusual outcome, a domestic dispute involving a barking poodle, a woman tries to get her husband arrested and the plan backfires, and a pursuit with a liquor store robber ends with the suspect barricading himself in a garage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133036 +0000" stop="20260818135507 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taking It Easy - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Reed is suffering from a wrist injury which puts him on desk duty, while Malloy has to break in a new rookie partner. Reed's day is far from routine as he has to handle a bomb threat that results in the evacuation of the station, and Officer Brinkman accidentally discharges his shotgun twice outside the station adding more tension, a young man wants to report misconduct by a police officer, an elderly man brings a shotgun into the station to drop off, Malloy brings in a group of children abandoned by their mother, and Malloy and his partner pursue a car into the police parking lot, where the suspects are arrested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135507 +0000" stop="20260818141938 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krash - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Malloy gets a new car, and Reed gets to drive it, but the car is damaged while the officers chase and capture a purse snatcher. Sgt. MacDonald refers Malloy to his brother's autobody shop for repairs, with Malloy concerned about the cost (which turned out to be $20)--despite Reed's offer of covering 1/2 the price. Calls include a drunk man shooting arrows, a shop is held up and the shop owner suffers a heart attack and dies while the officers question him, and a robbery at a pharmacy where the suspect gets away in the back of a truck, which is tracked by a motorcycle officer and alerts Malloy and Reed, who apprehend the suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141938 +0000" stop="20260818144410 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Routine Patrol - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Patrol begins with a drunk woman threatening a group of bar patrons with a gun, investigate the death of a mentally-impaired man which looks suspicious, and a group of carjackers who capture a cache of guns and go on a robbery spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144410 +0000" stop="20260818150844 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sunburn - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Reed returns from an off-day with a uncomfortable full-body sunburn, which causes him problems throughout the watch. Calls include responding to a traffic accident, acting on a tip from an informant, the officers bust a drug dealer working out of abandoned homes, search for a robbery suspect based on a vehicle description, and assist in the rescue of two boys when their boat capsizes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150844 +0000" stop="20260818153315 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (1) - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed are chosen to ride in Air-70 to observe how the LAPD's air patrol works. The chopper's cases include searching for two robbery suspects inside a high-rise building and tracking an escaping murder suspect.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153315 +0000" stop="20260818155747 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Skywatch (2) - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed take to separate helicopter units to continue their observations. The choppers assist in a stolen light plane from LAX by a distraught man, track two robbery suspects fleeing in separate cars, and assist in a nighttime house fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155747 +0000" stop="20260818162219 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>L.A. International - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Malloy, Reed, and Officer Woods are assigned airport duty at LAX, now equipped with closed-circuit cameras, which were used to observe a burglary in progress and apprehend the suspects before they could leave. An argument over a suitcase resulted in the discovery of drugs, another dispute involving an Army soldier and another man uncovers a scheme where the civilian took Japanese Yen from the soldier. A ticket clerk that catches Malloy's eye informs him of a man who bought tickets from her previously under a different name, which results in the breakup of a credit card theft ring, a runaway is escorted to security until his mother can pick him up, and a silent alarm at a toll gate results in the capture of a robber who was holding a hostage. As a reward for breaking up the credit card theft ring, the company invites Malloy and the ticket clerk to lunch--Reed is invited too but Malloy pays Reed (a week's worth of lunches) NOT to join the couple on the lunch date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162219 +0000" stop="20260818164651 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clinic on 18th Street - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed investigate the death of an old man wearing an unusual belt, which leads to the case being turned over to Frauds Division, who finds that Dr. Gantman, running a clinic, is treating a blind seven-year-old patient with a pituitary gland condition but his "treatment" is worthless and preventing a real treatment (removal of the gland). Later, a TV repairman who makes oscillator belts for Gantman is busted for bookmaking and agrees to testify against the doctor, but Gantman demonstrates his "treatment" in open court and fails miserably.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164651 +0000" stop="20260818171149 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (1) - S07E01</title>
    <desc>A small in-stature boy seeks independence from his smothering mother and, as a result, gets in trouble with the law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171149 +0000" stop="20260818173647 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Camp (2) - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Malloy continues to deal with a rebellious youth by making him go to a summer camp where he is a counselor, while Reed hears a young woman's report about being molested.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173647 +0000" stop="20260818180119 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Team Work - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed become suspicious of a scam when they see the same witness and tow truck driver at different accidents.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180119 +0000" stop="20260818182551 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Roll Call - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Every officers worst nightmare comes true for Malloy &amp; Reed while on patrol:  Another officer radios in for 'officer needs help', but then doesn't respond when asked for their location.  Since there wasn't a call-sign associated with the call for help, no one knows who needs help.
The dispatcher then follows procedures and starts a division wide radio "roll-call" in order to account for every officer on patrol.  Malloy, Reed, and the rest of the division continue to answer calls even as they search and listen for their missing officer, hoping they can locate and assist him before it's too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818182551 +0000" stop="20260818185023 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Suspect Number One - S07E05</title>
    <desc>A strange request from an ex-con is delivered to Malloy: the former prisoner wants to go back to prison and will do whatever he has to do to get there.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185023 +0000" stop="20260818191454 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Point of View - S07E06</title>
    <desc>A holdup gone wrong leaves two robbers on a shopping center roof with a lady held hosting and Malloy and Reed trying to set her free.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191454 +0000" stop="20260818194008 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Beware - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed join forces with Sgt. Gloria Tyler to search for an attacker and rapist of teen girls.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194008 +0000" stop="20260818200437 +0000" channel="C377.257.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Force - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Malloy and Reed search a neighborhood for a missing young girl wearing a red sweater.
During the canvassing of the neighborhood, Malloy &amp; Reed go door-to-door asking residents if they've seen the girl. While questioning one of the residents, Malloy looks past the resident into the house &amp; spots the girl's sweater on a sofa. A chase ensues with Malloy eventually catching the suspect, but when the suspect speaks tauntingly, Malloy loses his cool and roughs him up, and the suspect files a complaint for excessive force. Malloy realizes he now has to face disciplinary action for that one moment of rage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195448 +0000" stop="20260816202026 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202026 +0000" stop="20260816204605 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816204605 +0000" stop="20260816211144 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211144 +0000" stop="20260816213711 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816213711 +0000" stop="20260816220219 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220219 +0000" stop="20260816222758 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222758 +0000" stop="20260816225338 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816225338 +0000" stop="20260816231918 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816231918 +0000" stop="20260816234454 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234454 +0000" stop="20260817001033 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001033 +0000" stop="20260817003612 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003612 +0000" stop="20260817010149 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010149 +0000" stop="20260817012628 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012628 +0000" stop="20260817015206 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015206 +0000" stop="20260817021735 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021735 +0000" stop="20260817024305 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024305 +0000" stop="20260817030844 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030844 +0000" stop="20260817033322 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817033322 +0000" stop="20260817035902 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035902 +0000" stop="20260817042441 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042441 +0000" stop="20260817045021 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045021 +0000" stop="20260817051600 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051600 +0000" stop="20260817054140 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054140 +0000" stop="20260817060720 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060720 +0000" stop="20260817063259 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063259 +0000" stop="20260817065830 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065830 +0000" stop="20260817072408 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072408 +0000" stop="20260817074945 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074945 +0000" stop="20260817081524 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081524 +0000" stop="20260817084105 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817084105 +0000" stop="20260817090636 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090636 +0000" stop="20260817093216 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093216 +0000" stop="20260817095756 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095756 +0000" stop="20260817102338 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817102338 +0000" stop="20260817104919 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104919 +0000" stop="20260817111439 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111439 +0000" stop="20260817114011 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114011 +0000" stop="20260817120552 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120552 +0000" stop="20260817123132 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123132 +0000" stop="20260817125710 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125710 +0000" stop="20260817132245 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt arrives for a visit and settles into the attic. He's good at magic tricks, but restless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817132245 +0000" stop="20260817134814 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family in Court - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Grandma's been telling fortunes as Madame Bovary, helped by Thing. She's even set up a tent in the living room. Morticia is appalled and wants her to stop. It's too late, though, as the police arrest her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134814 +0000" stop="20260817141353 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesia in the Addams Family - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gomez is juggling with his Indian clubs and hits himself on the head knocking himself unconscious. When he comes to, his personality has drastically changed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141353 +0000" stop="20260817143933 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143933 +0000" stop="20260817150512 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150512 +0000" stop="20260817153049 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153049 +0000" stop="20260817155619 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817155619 +0000" stop="20260817162200 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162200 +0000" stop="20260817164717 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164717 +0000" stop="20260817171257 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Favorite Charity - S01E29</title>
    <desc>There's a local charity auction being run by Mr Henson, and the Addams Family hears about it. He doesn't want their help, but they insist on donating items to it after Morticia complains that the attic is too full and needs cleaning out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171257 +0000" stop="20260817173825 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Progress and the Addams Family - S01E30</title>
    <desc>Mr. Henson has now been made city Commissioner, and he condemns the Addams Family house to evict them and build a freeway in its place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173825 +0000" stop="20260817180348 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Toupee - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Fester's pen-pal Madelyn Cavendish Beauregard Faversham Firestone Smith, from Paris, Illinois, is coming to visit him, and he's told her he's a handsome, romantic type with a lot of hair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180348 +0000" stop="20260817182932 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is trying to decide on a career, and they call in Mr. Phelps, a vocational guidance expert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182932 +0000" stop="20260817185513 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch, the Teenage Idol - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Lurch records a song at the harpsichord which eventually attracts swarms of screaming teenage fans to the house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185513 +0000" stop="20260817192058 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Winning of Morticia Addams - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Fester reads an article that claims that apparently happy marriages are dangerous, because there is sickness hidden within. Since Gomez and Morticia are so happy, Fester thinks he'd better help out and make them have a few fights for their own good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192058 +0000" stop="20260817194635 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Cousin Itt - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Gomez has written a play for the Family to celebrate Wednesday's birthday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194635 +0000" stop="20260817201215 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (1) - S02E02</title>
    <desc>On Morticia and Gomez's thirteenth wedding anniversary, Morticia tells the children a bedtime story of how she and Gomez met.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201215 +0000" stop="20260817203755 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Romance (2) - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to sleep until they are told the rest of the story of their parents' romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817203755 +0000" stop="20260817210336 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Meets Royalty - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Princess Millicent von Schlepp arrives for a visit in her sedan chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210336 +0000" stop="20260817212914 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the People's Choice - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Gomez is insulted by his latest tax bill, which is only $84, and complains to Mayor Henson, who misunderstands and offers him a rebate, convincing Gomez and Morticia that he's incompetent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212914 +0000" stop="20260817215455 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt's Problem - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt is shedding hair, and the family is worried that he'll lose his great good looks along with his hair. Fester gets out his chemistry set to produce a batch of hair restorer and prevent a disaster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215455 +0000" stop="20260817222035 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween... Addams Style - S02E07</title>
    <desc>It's Halloween and, despite salamander sandwiches and a fresh porcupine taffy, Wednesday's upset.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222035 +0000" stop="20260817224617 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Writer - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Morticia disapproves of the books the children are assigned from school, since they portray giants, goblins, and ghouls, as the bad guys.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224617 +0000" stop="20260817231153 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Sculptress - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Morticia wants to do something to add to life artisticaily, so she decides to take up sculpting.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231153 +0000" stop="20260817233732 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Reluctant Lover - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Pugsley is all melancholic because he's in love with his teacher, Miss Dunbar.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Feud in the Addams Family - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Prominent Boston socialite Abigail Addams (cousin by marriage) is in a feud with the Gomez Addams branch of the family, and is threatening to sue Gomez for his millions.</desc>
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    <title>Gomez, the Cat Burglar - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Gomez sleepwalks thanks to Grandmama's Yak stew, while news of a cat burglar on the loose sets Morticia on the path to finding a cure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002849 +0000" stop="20260818005417 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Portrait of Gomez - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Strife magazine calls to tell Gomez that they're sending a photographer round, and he thinks he's been chosen their Man of the Year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818005417 +0000" stop="20260818011925 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia's Dilemma - S02E14</title>
    <desc>There's a letter for Gomez from Camplona, Spain - an old family friend, Don Xavier Francisco de la Mancha Molines and his daughter is coming to visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011925 +0000" stop="20260818014504 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christmas with the Addams Family - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester is chosen to slide down the chimney dressed as Santa Claus to prove the existence of St. Nick to the children. Fester gets stuck in the chimney, so Gomez, Lurch, Cousin Itt, and even Morticia and Grandmama each don a red suit and appear to the children.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818014504 +0000" stop="20260818021043 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester, Tycoon - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Fester gets a letter from another of his pen-pals, Diana the bearded lady. Overcome with emotion, he proposes to her by mail. After being accused of being unable to support her, Fester decides he has to get a job.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021043 +0000" stop="20260818023623 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and Gomez vs. Fester and Grandmama - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Two weeks of unfavorable weather (blue skies and sunshine) keep the Addams children stuck indoors, where Morticia and Gomez believe Fester and Grandmama spoil them too much.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023623 +0000" stop="20260818030159 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester Goes on a Diet - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Pugsley has been exercising, much to his parents' disapproval, when Fester gets a letter from his French pen-pal, Yvette, who is coming to visit. So he decides he has to get into shape, with the help of TV fitness guru Jack La Grann.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030159 +0000" stop="20260818032738 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Treasure Hunt - S02E19</title>
    <desc>In the attic the Family discovers Great-Grandfather Pegleg' s old sea chest, and there's a treasure map in it. Morticia wants to search for the treasure, but half the map is missing, so the search for the second half begins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032738 +0000" stop="20260818035317 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Finds Romance - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Ophelia needs help with her latest romance, Horatio Bartholomew, whom she met at a Lonely Hearts' Club, but Grandma Frump objects to him, and Gomez and Morticia both think he's a phony, and try to convince Itt to marry Ophelia instead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035317 +0000" stop="20260818041855 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pugsley's Allowance - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Pugsley wants some money and offers to work for it. This horrifies his parents, Addams don't work! They agree to let him work to teach him a lesson.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041855 +0000" stop="20260818044333 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Happy Birthday, Grandma Frump - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Granny Frump's birthday is coming up and she's been invited over. Gomez and Morticia plan to send her to a beauty spa, but Pugsley thinks she's heading for the retirement home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044333 +0000" stop="20260818050912 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Decorator - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Morticia is caught up in the National Beautification Program and decides to become a decorator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050912 +0000" stop="20260818053440 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia Visits Morticia - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Ophelia is still having problems getting a man. As Gomez observes: 'In the school of romance, I'm afraid she's just a drop-out'. Ophelia's latest beau, Montrose, has left her (the sixth this year), for the Peace Corps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053440 +0000" stop="20260818060010 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Addams Cum Laude - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The school principal threatens to expel the children after they've been playing with dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060010 +0000" stop="20260818062549 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat Addams - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Kitty Cat seems to have a loss of appetite. At first, they suspect that he's just lonely, and try to find him a wife. However, Cousin Itt tells them that Kitty Cat may just have a cold.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818062549 +0000" stop="20260818065027 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Little Helper - S02E27</title>
    <desc>Morticia is afraid that they are overworking Lurch, so Gomez builds him a robot assistant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065027 +0000" stop="20260818071607 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Policy - S02E28</title>
    <desc>Morticia has a new flame thrower, which Fester tests, setting their polar bear on fire. They make a claim to their insurance company, infuriating Mr. Henson, the manager, because his clerk, Joe Digby, had forgotten to cancel the Family's coverage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818071607 +0000" stop="20260818074146 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch's Grand Romance - S02E29</title>
    <desc>Morticia's old school chum Tiny Trivia arrives for a visit. She's into show-biz and very theatrical. Lurch fails for her, but she has no time for him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074146 +0000" stop="20260818080726 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ophelia's Career - S02E30</title>
    <desc>Ophelia arrives in tears as usual, as she's been jilted again. Morticia thinks she should take up a career to distract her from her bad track record with men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818080726 +0000" stop="20260818083305 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Goes to School - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, a truant officer, shows up at the Addams family home, due to the fact that Pugsley and Wednesday are not attending school.  Soon he discovers, he's dealing with no typical everyday family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818083305 +0000" stop="20260818085845 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia and the Psychiatrist - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are shocked when Pugsley joins the boy scouts, begins playing baseball and gets a puppy.  Fearing something is wrong, they turn to a psychiatrist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085845 +0000" stop="20260818092425 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fester's Punctured Romance - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken.  Later, the Addams family mistakes a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092425 +0000" stop="20260818095004 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gomez, the Politician - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sam Hilliard, the ex-truant officer, is running for city council.  This puts Gomez in the campaign mood, and he decides to offer financial support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095004 +0000" stop="20260818101536 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Tree - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Pugsley and Wednesday get into a fight over families, with their friend Harold, who says that his family is better than their family.  This prompts the Addams family to look back in their family tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818101536 +0000" stop="20260818104113 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia Joins the Ladies League - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley visit an old friend of the family, who owns a circus.  There, Pugsley befriends Gorgo the Gorilla who later escapes and follows Pugsley home.  Meanwhile, Morticia has hopes of joining the Ladies League.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104113 +0000" stop="20260818110650 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Halloween with the Addams Family - S01E07</title>
    <desc>It was a dark and stormy Halloween night when Gomez recieves a new carving knife in the mail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110650 +0000" stop="20260818113230 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Green-Eyed Gomez - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Lionel Barker, an old friend of Morticia' s, arrives at the house and Gomez is jealous of him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818113230 +0000" stop="20260818115811 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Hubert and Amanda Peterson are newlyweds, and they have leased the house next door. Their bliss starts to erode immediately when they see the Family washing their pet octopus and Fester testing dynamite caps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115811 +0000" stop="20260818122341 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wednesday Leaves Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Wednesday packs up her spider and runs away after being scolded for using Uncle Fester's blasting caps instead of her own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818122341 +0000" stop="20260818124921 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meet the V.I.P.'s - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Visiting dignitaries from an Iron Curtain country want to see a ""typical"" American family. Mr. Harris, the Government agent, is resistant to the idea. Mr. Haan insists, so they get out the phone book and randomly select a name. They land on the Addams listing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818124921 +0000" stop="20260818131502 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Matchmaker - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Cousin Melancholia comes to seek solace at the Addams home. Melancholia's fiancee, Fred, has left to join the Foreign Legion. Morticia is determined to find her a new man and phones up Hasty Marriage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818131502 +0000" stop="20260818134044 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch Learns to Dance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Morticia are concerned when Lurch refuses to go to the annual Butler's Ball.  They then learn the reason, Lurch can't dance.  The Addams family then tries to help him by teaching him how to dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134044 +0000" stop="20260818140624 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Art and the Addams Family - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Morticia has taken up painting and Gomez has art critic Bosley Swain evaluate her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140624 +0000" stop="20260818143145 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets a Beatnik - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Rockland ""Rocky"" Cartwright III, a beatnik, crashes his motorbike in front of the Addams' house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818143145 +0000" stop="20260818145717 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Meets the Undercover Man - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Hollister is an undercover operative who's been picking up odd radio signals from the Addams house. Convinced they're spies, he recruits the postman, Briggs, to help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145717 +0000" stop="20260818152257 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother Lurch Visits the Addams Family - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Lurch's mother is coming to visit, and he confesses that she doesn't know he's just the servant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152257 +0000" stop="20260818154837 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Uncle Fester's Illness - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Fester is becoming sick- He can't even run the trains.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154837 +0000" stop="20260818161415 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family Splurges - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Gomez and Pugsley build a new computer, Wizzo, because the family wants somewhere new and interesting to visit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818161415 +0000" stop="20260818163950 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Cousin Itt arrives for a visit and settles into the attic. He's good at magic tricks, but restless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818163950 +0000" stop="20260818170520 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family in Court - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Grandma's been telling fortunes as Madame Bovary, helped by Thing. She's even set up a tent in the living room. Morticia is appalled and wants her to stop. It's too late, though, as the police arrest her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170520 +0000" stop="20260818173058 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amnesia in the Addams Family - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Gomez is juggling with his Indian clubs and hits himself on the head knocking himself unconscious. When he comes to, his personality has drastically changed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173058 +0000" stop="20260818175638 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing Is Missing - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After Fester accidentaily insults Thing, Thing disappears and Gomez plays Sherlock Holmes to deduce who did it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175638 +0000" stop="20260818182217 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crisis in the Addams Family - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Fester's in trouble for breaking the water mains for the fourth time in a row. Their insurance policy pays for the repair, but is canceled afterward.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818182217 +0000" stop="20260818184754 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lurch and His Harpsichord - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Lurch' s harpsichord turns out to be a rare survivor of an extinct make, so Gomez is persuaded to donate it to the local museum. Lurch is left inconsolable, so the Family attempts to get him interested in other pursuits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184754 +0000" stop="20260818191325 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morticia, the Breadwinner - S01E26</title>
    <desc>The stockmarket has collapsed, and thousands of people are going broke. Fester and Morticia think that the Family has lost all its money, so Morticia rallies the Family to make money without telling Gomez, as it would upset him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191325 +0000" stop="20260818193905 +0000" channel="C378.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Addams Family and the Spacemen - S01E27</title>
    <desc>There have been sightings of UFOs, and when Mr. Hinckley and Mr. Gilbert, investigators from the MSO (Mysterious Space Objects), comes across the Family on a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, they think that Lurch and Cousin Itt are aliens.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>My Son, the Chimp - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Fester's working on a new experiment when something goes wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194453 +0000" stop="20260816200254 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202158 +0000" stop="20260816203957 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203957 +0000" stop="20260816210012 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210012 +0000" stop="20260816211832 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211832 +0000" stop="20260816213849 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816213849 +0000" stop="20260816215558 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215558 +0000" stop="20260816221606 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221606 +0000" stop="20260816223453 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223453 +0000" stop="20260816225138 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
    <desc>New life can be brutal in Australia, where BTG chases numbats, sand sharks eat siblings in the womb, and newborn orcas keep mama awake for a month.</desc>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
    <desc>All's fair in love — and group mating rituals. Witness the flamboyant flamingo, belly-flopping eagle ray and one seriously awkward field assistant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816233039 +0000" stop="20260816234840 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234840 +0000" stop="20260817000745 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Welcome to a hairy new habitat: Hollywood. BTG unleashes black swans in a queer-critter TV segment. But can he flip the script on a killer cassowary?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000745 +0000" stop="20260817002543 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817002543 +0000" stop="20260817004558 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
    <desc>BTG flirts with gory death by waking hibernating bears and swimming with orcas, knowing that many animals kill for fun. Which murdered the intern?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004558 +0000" stop="20260817010419 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010419 +0000" stop="20260817012435 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012435 +0000" stop="20260817014144 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Out to save a desert rain frog, BTG, Bonnie and Dietrich crash-land in Namib Desert, where they must munch on insects and have a blast in a sandstorm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014144 +0000" stop="20260817020153 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020153 +0000" stop="20260817022039 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022039 +0000" stop="20260817023724 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
    <desc>In Ethiopia, the wonders — and horrors — of nature come alive. Bradley gets elbow deep into his work while Dietrich monkeys around with Bonnie.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Parenthood Is Perilous - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
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  </programme>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
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  </programme>
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  </programme>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
    <desc>This time, it's personal. Family secrets send the trio on dicey expeditions, into the jaws of wolves in the Yukon and the maws of hippos in the Congo.</desc>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Fear can be your friend — just ask a spooked pangolin or a panicked Dietrich. Later, BTG reveals the traumatic basis of his worst baboon nightmares.</desc>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The gang gets revved for a Louisiana monster jam: Bonnie wants to expose the murder swamp's mysteries, and BTG hunts for aliens, as in alien species.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818071029 +0000" stop="20260818073045 +0000" channel="C379.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Turn up those beach vibes because survival can depend on smart slothfulness, especially when you're stranded on an island swarming with predators.</desc>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Taste drives all animals as the team searches for an elusive cheese hermit amid circling lammergeiers, fresh maggots and molecular gastronomy snacks.</desc>
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    <title>Animals Never Shut Up - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Nature Hates Jerks - S01E01</title>
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    <title>When Love Goes Wrong - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
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    <title>We Live on a Queer Planet - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Evil Is Natural - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Monsters Are Real - S01E08</title>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Feed the Beast - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Only the Scared Survive - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Trust No One - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Venomous lorises, vicious martens, zoologist influencers — the Himalayas abound with dangers. Still, the goatzilla, aka gnu goat, calls to BTG's team.</desc>
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    <title>Live Lazy or Die Trying - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Life Is Ugly - S01E10</title>
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    <desc>Jake is sick and demands to hear a good story full of romance, fighting and suspense.</desc>
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    <title>Slow Love - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake agree to help a snail named Snorlock find a girlfriend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816231947 +0000" stop="20260816233132 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Power Animal - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Finn is captured by gnomes who want to use his energy to power their infernal machines, and it's up to Jake to stay focused and rescue him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816233132 +0000" stop="20260816234319 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crystals Have Power - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jake takes a pledge of nonviolence just before Finn is kidnapped by outlaws from the crystalline dimension.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234319 +0000" stop="20260816235506 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Tarts - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Finn choses to cross the Desert of Doom to deliver the royal tarts to the annual back rubbing ceremony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816235506 +0000" stop="20260817000654 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cut a Woman's Hair - S02E10</title>
    <desc>A tree witch demands a lock of princess hair else Jake will be sucked into her bottomless bottom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817000654 +0000" stop="20260817001839 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chamber of Frozen Blades - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Whilst the Ice King goes out to take Gunther to the hospital, Finn and Jake decide to sneak inside his lair and flex their ninja skills.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817001839 +0000" stop="20260817003026 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Her Parents - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn is in danger when he promises to meet with her parents, as both species had a long history of war with each other. However, thanks to Jake's shape-shifting powers, they mistake the dog as one of their own, but for how long?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817003026 +0000" stop="20260817004213 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pods - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover a box containing three beans. Planting them causes three pods to grow. Two of them are good and one is evil, but which is which?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817004213 +0000" stop="20260817005401 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Silent King - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After defeating a evil king of goblins, Finn finds himself crowned as their new king. Unfortunately, he's unable to do anything for them due to the rules of the previous king including defending the goblins from the previous king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817005401 +0000" stop="20260817010549 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Real You - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Finn has to give a speech at Princess Bubblegum's science barbecue and seeks a quick fix to make himself smarter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010549 +0000" stop="20260817011736 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guardians of Sunshine - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake get sucked into one of BMO's games and they have to defeat all three of his bosses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817011736 +0000" stop="20260817012924 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Death in Bloom - S02E17</title>
    <desc>After killing Princess Bubblegum's plant when left to take care of it, Finn and Jake make a trip to the Land of the Dead in order to get its soul back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012924 +0000" stop="20260817014111 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susan Strong - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Finn is excited to discover what appears to be a tribe of humans living underground near the Candy Kingdom, but gets more than he expected when he tries to teach one of them about the surface world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014111 +0000" stop="20260817015257 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Train - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Wanting to surprise Finn on his birthday, Jake takes Finn on a train, where they get wrapped up in a murder mystery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817015257 +0000" stop="20260817020444 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Go with Me - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Marceline and Jake give Finn advice so he can ask Princess Bubblegum to see a movie with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817020444 +0000" stop="20260817021630 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Belly of the Beast - S02E21</title>
    <desc>In order to cure the stomach ache of a giant, Finn and Jake must break up a party happening in his belly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021630 +0000" stop="20260817022818 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Limit - S02E22</title>
    <desc>On a mission to save soldiers of the Hot Dog Princess, Finn and Jake go inside a massive maze where wishes can be granted and where Jake's stretching powers are pushed to their limits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022818 +0000" stop="20260817024000 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Videomakers - S02E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering government warnings prior to movies for their film club, Finn and Jake decide to make their own, but get into a fight over the direction of their film.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024000 +0000" stop="20260817025147 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Folly - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must go on a quest to find the Lich King (originally sealed away by Billy), while the Ice King pesters them for permission to date Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025147 +0000" stop="20260817030335 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mortal Recoil - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The Princess isn't feeling well and Jake starts to worry something might be wrong with her.. The Ice King is anxious to help, but does Finn trust him?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817030335 +0000" stop="20260817031522 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heat Signature - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Marceline plays a prank on Finn and Jake by making them believe they're vampires, but it nearly goes too far when they're manipulated by her ghost friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031522 +0000" stop="20260817032709 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Conquest of Cuteness - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake must defend their home from the Cuties, a tiny race who believe themselves to be evil, destructive invaders.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032709 +0000" stop="20260817033856 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Morituri te Salutamus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>The duo choose to partake in gladiatorial combat against the Fight King's ghost warriors, but Finn succumbs to bloodlust while Jake becomes obsessed in keeping a cool morale.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817033856 +0000" stop="20260817035043 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memory of a Memory - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter Marceline's mind to awaken her from a sleep spell she had cast on herself, without knowing that they are being tricked by a person from her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817035043 +0000" stop="20260817040231 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hitman - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The grounded Ice King hires a fire-manipulating hitman to attack Finn and Jake, without realizing the potentially deadly consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040231 +0000" stop="20260817041419 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Young - S03E05</title>
    <desc>The Earl of Lemongrab takes over the Candy Kingdom due to Princess Bubblegum's age regression, forcing her and Finn to try and get rid of him even if it means a life-altering decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817041419 +0000" stop="20260817042605 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monster - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The king and queen of Lumpy Space ask Finn and Jake to bring their daughter back home. At the same time, they attempt to stop a "monster" from destroying a village.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042605 +0000" stop="20260817043753 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Still - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are literally unable to move and are at the mercy of the Ice King.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817043753 +0000" stop="20260817044939 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizard Battle - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake enter a competition for wizards in disguise so they can prevent Ice King from winning the grand prize: a kiss from Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817044939 +0000" stop="20260817050127 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fionna and Cake - S03E09</title>
    <desc>In this gender-swapped episode, Fionna and Cake must battle the evil Ice Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050127 +0000" stop="20260817051310 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Was Missing - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends must come together as a genuine band in order to open the gate of the Door Lord and get back their taken items.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817051310 +0000" stop="20260817052457 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apple Thief - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Tree Trunks's apples go missing, she, Finn and Jake descend into the dark side of the Candy Kingdom in order to find the thief.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052457 +0000" stop="20260817053645 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Creeps - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake receive an invitation to a masquerade dinner. It turns into a whodunit as guests start to meet their demise.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817053645 +0000" stop="20260817054833 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Bad to Worse - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When another plague of Candy Zombies arises and Princess Bubblegum is among the undead, Finn and his friends are in a race against time to figure out how to stop it...without making things even worse!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817054833 +0000" stop="20260817060015 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beautopia - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong asks Finn and Jake to help fight off the Glub Glubs in the sewers below to regain her people's home in Beautopia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817060015 +0000" stop="20260817061159 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No One Can Hear You - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Finn awakens after an accident to find the Candy Kingdom citizens mysteriously gone and Jake acting crazier than usual.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817061159 +0000" stop="20260817062346 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake vs. Me-Mow - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on a request to protect Wildberry Princess from an unknown assassin. The assassin turns out to be a tiny cat assassin called Me-Mow, who ends up bribing Jake by poisoning him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062346 +0000" stop="20260817063532 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thank You - S03E17</title>
    <desc>The Snow Golem visits the Fire Kingdom and finds an unlikely follower.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817063532 +0000" stop="20260817064720 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The New Frontier - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Jake dreams about his death, and Finn takes action when events from the dream start to come true.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817064720 +0000" stop="20260817065908 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (1) - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake find the Ice King's video diary and have a chance to unearth his secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065908 +0000" stop="20260817071056 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Secrets (2) - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The Ice King summons an army of snowmen to recover the secret tapes Finn and Jake are watching. They must work against the clock to find out the secrets enclosed within.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071056 +0000" stop="20260817072243 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Marceline's Closet - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Cloud Hunt in Marceline's house, but they get trapped in her closet after she comes home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072243 +0000" stop="20260817073430 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Paper Pete - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Library books seek help from Finn and Jake to save them from the evil Moldari.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817073430 +0000" stop="20260817074615 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Way - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Cyclops tears may heal Finn and Jake's broken toes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074615 +0000" stop="20260817075800 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Princess - S03E24</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play detective and try to solve Ghost Princess' murder.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817075800 +0000" stop="20260817080945 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dad's Dungeon - S03E25</title>
    <desc>Jake's dad presents a strange challenge to the guys when he appears to them in a holographic message, telling them about a dungeon he made for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080945 +0000" stop="20260817082133 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incendium - S03E26</title>
    <desc>Jake embarks on a solo mission to help a broken-hearted Finn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817082133 +0000" stop="20260817083320 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot to the Touch - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Finn develops a crush on Flame Princess and tries to get to know her, which proves difficult due to her destructive power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083320 +0000" stop="20260817084506 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Short Graybles - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Follow as 5 stories intertwine together, can you find the connection?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817084506 +0000" stop="20260817085648 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web Weirdos - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When Finn gets trapped in a giant spider web, he ends up playing marriage counselor to a couple of grumpy arachnids.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817085648 +0000" stop="20260817090830 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dream of Love - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks is courted by an oinking suitor, but much to Jake’s dismay, this interferes with her baking habits.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817090830 +0000" stop="20260817092016 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to the Nightosphere - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Marceline’s dad banishes Finn and Jake to the Nightosphere, and it stinks. Literally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817092016 +0000" stop="20260817093203 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Little Monster - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to rescue Marceline and find out what's making her behave so strangely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817093203 +0000" stop="20260817094351 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Your Footsteps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>A bear cozies up to the guys, but his true intentions may be hidden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817094351 +0000" stop="20260817095532 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hug Wolf - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Finn goes through a transformation after a run-in with a hug wolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817095532 +0000" stop="20260817100720 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Monster Wife - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Princesses lose body parts under mysterious circumstances.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817100720 +0000" stop="20260817101906 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goliad - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Battling with her new realization of her own mortality, in a sleep deprived state Princess bubblegum creates her own heir to the throne. After meeting the heir, Finn and Jake decide to teach her the ways of the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817101906 +0000" stop="20260817103053 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond This Earthly Realm - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Finn finds a porcelain lamb, it transports him into the spirit world and only the Ice King can help get him out.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817103053 +0000" stop="20260817104241 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gotcha! - S04E12</title>
    <desc>In order to do research for her tell-all memoir about men, Lumpy Space Princess goes undercover working for Finn and Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817104241 +0000" stop="20260817105421 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Cookie - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake are called to solve a Candy Kingdom hostage crisis when a rogue cookie takes over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817105421 +0000" stop="20260817110606 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card Wars - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake play Card Quest, an epic game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817110606 +0000" stop="20260817111753 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sons of Mars - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Magic man has most of his power taken from him by his brother, in a fit of desperation, he swaps the way Jake and Himself look.

Magic Mans brother takes Jake to Mars for punishment,</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817111753 +0000" stop="20260817112940 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Burning Low - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum may be jealous when Finn start hanging out with Flame Princess.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817112940 +0000" stop="20260817114127 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Noire - S04E17</title>
    <desc>BMO tries to find Finn's sock.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817114127 +0000" stop="20260817115315 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Worm - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Finn has a vivid dream that may be more than it seems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817115315 +0000" stop="20260817120459 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady &amp; Peebles - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum and Lady Rainicorn look for Finn and Jake, who are missing after a run-in with the Ice King.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120459 +0000" stop="20260817121646 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Made Me - S04E20</title>
    <desc>When a creepy sleep-peeping Lemongrab upsets Princess Bubblegum with his creepy ways, Finn and Jake need to tend to some issues in the Outer Realm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121646 +0000" stop="20260817122833 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Would Win - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The guys challenge a monster to a fight but end up battling each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817122833 +0000" stop="20260817124020 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ignition Point - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake sneak into the Fire Kingdom to retrieve Fire Princess' scented candles and overhear a plot to assassinate the king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817124020 +0000" stop="20260817125208 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hard Easy - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Frog People seek protection from an evil lizard who's attacking their swamp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125208 +0000" stop="20260817130355 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reign of Gunters - S04E24</title>
    <desc>The Gunters cause chaos in Ooo</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817130355 +0000" stop="20260817131542 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Remember You - S04E25</title>
    <desc>The Ice King and Marceline bond over song and memories.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131542 +0000" stop="20260817132727 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lich - S04E26</title>
    <desc>A visit from the Lich King sheds light on Ooo's secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817132727 +0000" stop="20260817133914 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Finn the Human - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133914 +0000" stop="20260817135100 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dog - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Part 3 of a three-part episode. Finn and Jake chase the Lich through a dimensional portal and meet a wishmaster. After the Lich wishes that humanity never existed, Finn wishes that the Lich never existed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135100 +0000" stop="20260817140246 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five More Short Graybles - S05E03</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories all centered around a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817140246 +0000" stop="20260817141431 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up a Tree - S05E04</title>
    <desc>The guys' game of catch goes awry when their throwing disc is lodged in a large tree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141431 +0000" stop="20260817142617 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Little People - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Finn receives a bag full of miniature versions of his friends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142617 +0000" stop="20260817143804 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Dad - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Jake's a daddy, but being a father and keeping his rainicorn pups from killing themselves or each other is a lot harder than he imagined.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143804 +0000" stop="20260817144950 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Davey - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Finn creates an alter ego, Davey. Davey soon begins to take over, and Jake is forced into action to get his old friend back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144950 +0000" stop="20260817150137 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery Dungeon - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King, NEPTR, Tree Trunks, Shelby, and Lemongrab are trapped inside a mysterious dungeon and must work together to free themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150137 +0000" stop="20260817151324 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Your Fault - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum sends Finn and Jake to investigate a message of distress from the Earls of Lemongrab.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151324 +0000" stop="20260817152512 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Dude - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Finn's hat comes to life and becomes evil after it is touched by a wizard. Finn, Jake, and the wizard track the hat down, and manage to turn the hat good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152512 +0000" stop="20260817153659 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Little Boy - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The princesses tire of Ice King’s crazy Fionna-and-Cake fan-fiction stories, so Marceline stops by the Ice Kingdom to show him how to properly write a story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153659 +0000" stop="20260817154847 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vault of Bones - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Flame Princess begins to doubt her evilness, Finn insists she is not evil and takes her on a journey into a dungeon to help her sort out her thoughts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154847 +0000" stop="20260817160034 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Bird Man - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Xergiok, the former Goblin king who was deposed by Finn and Jake claims to have turned over a new leaf.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160034 +0000" stop="20260817161220 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon &amp; Marcy - S05E14</title>
    <desc>A look at what Ice King and Marceline were like 996 years ago.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817161220 +0000" stop="20260817162405 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Glitch is a Glitch - S05E15</title>
    <desc>The Ice King creates a computer virus that will delete everyone in Ooo except for him and Princess Bubblegum. Finn and Jake hack into the universal source code to destroy the virus.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162405 +0000" stop="20260817163552 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Puhoy - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Finn dreams he is in a pillow world where he marries a pillow woman  and has two children with her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163552 +0000" stop="20260817164739 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>BMO Lost - S05E17</title>
    <desc>BMO makes his way home after being snatched by an eagle. On its way, BMO meets Bubble and a baby, and the three decide to journey home together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164739 +0000" stop="20260817165924 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Potluck - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Ice King gets super jealous when he finds out that he wasn't invited to the Princess Potluck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165924 +0000" stop="20260817171111 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James Baxter the Horse - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble across a horse named James Baxter who has the ability to make sad people feel better.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171111 +0000" stop="20260817172253 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shh! - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake make a bet to see who can not talk the longest, and the two use signs to communicate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172253 +0000" stop="20260817173440 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Suitor - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Peppermint Butler thinks that Bubblegum is working too hard in her lab, so he tries to get her a suitor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173440 +0000" stop="20260817174626 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita - S05E22</title>
    <desc>After another one of his schemes fails, the Ice King decides to give up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174626 +0000" stop="20260817175814 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Job - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Jake Jr. gets involved with a group of troublemakers, and Jake is forced to reunite his old gang—which includes Tiffany who first appeared in the first season episode "My Two Favorite People"—to rescue his daughter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175814 +0000" stop="20260817181001 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Five More Short Graybles - S05E24</title>
    <desc>A series of short stories with a common theme, hosted by a mysterious man named Cuber from the future. In this entry, Finn and Jake build a time machine. Meanwhile, Princess Bubblegum helps Cinnamon Bun overcome his fear of the dark.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181001 +0000" stop="20260817182147 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Candy Streets - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess is robbed, but before she is able to explain the details to Finn and Jake, she faints.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182147 +0000" stop="20260817183333 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wizards Only, Fools - S05E26</title>
    <desc>After Starchy comes down with a cold and needs a magic cure, Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum disguise themselves as wizards and sneak into Wizard City.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183333 +0000" stop="20260817184526 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake Suit - S05E27</title>
    <desc>Jake gets upset with the amount of times that Finn uses his body as a suit of armor, so he convinces Finn to trade places with him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184526 +0000" stop="20260817185648 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be More - S05E28</title>
    <desc>BMO accidentally deletes his core system files. Finn and Jake disguise themselves as MOs to infiltrate the MO factory and save BMO from a memory wipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185648 +0000" stop="20260817190802 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sky Witch - S05E29</title>
    <desc>Marceline is on a top-secret mission tracking Maja the Sky Witch. But when she loses the witch's trail, Marceline turns to Princess Bubblegum for help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190802 +0000" stop="20260817191924 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frost &amp; Fire - S05E30</title>
    <desc>After Flame Princess battles Ice King, Finn has an exciting dream. But when it abruptly ends, Finn must get FP and IK to fight again to find out how it ends.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817191924 +0000" stop="20260817193045 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Old - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Princess Bubblegum discover a talented mutant named Lemonhope at The Pageant of Mutants. Now they must find a way to free him from the lemongrabs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817193045 +0000" stop="20260817194222 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Earth &amp; Water - S05E32</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum subjects Flame Princess to a series of tests to gauge FP's fiery tendencies. But when there's an emergency at the treehouse, and PB leaves Cinnamon Bun to watch Flame Princess, her experiment might literally backfire in her face.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194222 +0000" stop="20260817195400 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Sandwich - S05E33</title>
    <desc>Jake crafts the most delicious sandwich ever, but when Magic Man steals it, Finn must defy the laws of space and time to win back Jake's creation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195400 +0000" stop="20260817200522 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vault - S05E34</title>
    <desc>When Finn starts sleepwalking and dreaming about the Green Lady he filed away in his memory vault, Jake and BMO help him tap into his repressed memories to uncover a secret past. Who is the Green Lady? And how is she connected to Finn?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817200522 +0000" stop="20260817201659 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Games - S05E35</title>
    <desc>Slime Princess needs a husband or else she'll lose the Slime Kingdom to her obnoxious sis. Finn steps in to save the day, but first they will need to win a series of Love Games to prove to Slime Princess's dad that they are really in love. This is definitely not what Finn signed up for!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201659 +0000" stop="20260817202818 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dungeon Train - S05E36</title>
    <desc>All aboard! Finn and Jake discover a train where every car is a dungeon filled with a new foe for Finn to fight. Jake quickly gets bored and wants to leave, but Finn is having the best time and doesn't want to leave... ever!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202818 +0000" stop="20260817203956 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box Prince - S05E37</title>
    <desc>Finn meets the Box Prince—a cat with a box on its back—and learns that the Box Kingdom has been taken over by an imposter. Finn must therefore help the real Box Prince reclaim the throne.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817203956 +0000" stop="20260817205118 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red Starved - S05E38</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Marceline are trapped in an underground cavern with no red in sight. If Marceline doesn't feed, like ASAP, she will turn into a vampiric beast and suck out all of Jake's blood! So, Finn heads off to explore the cave and find something red to satiate her until they can be rescued. But time is running out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205118 +0000" stop="20260817210255 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Fixed a Truck - S05E39</title>
    <desc>Finn finds an old truck, and Jake calls Banana Man to help with the repairs. But when BMO stays up all night working on the truck, he hears on a spooky radio talk show that Princess Bubblegum is a reptilian replicant. Is it just another one of Starchy's crazy conspiracy theories, or a fact?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210255 +0000" stop="20260817211417 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Play Date - S05E40</title>
    <desc>Tired of babysitting Ice King, Finn and Jake call up an old friend to hang out with their annoying houseguest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817211417 +0000" stop="20260817212555 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit - S05E41</title>
    <desc>Finn needs Lady Rainicorn's help to rescue Jake when he is kidnapped by Kee-Oth the Blood Demon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212555 +0000" stop="20260817213717 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James - S05E42</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum are attacked by nasty goo monsters in the Desert of Wonders.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817213717 +0000" stop="20260817214855 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Root Beer Guy - S05E43</title>
    <desc>Root Beer Guy works a boring job during the day and tries to write mystery stories at night. But his life is about to change when he witnesses Finn and Jake kidnapping Princess Bubblegum! There's only one problem: no one believes Root Beer Guy...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817214855 +0000" stop="20260817220017 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Apple Wedding - S05E44</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig are celebrating the wedding of the year.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817220017 +0000" stop="20260817221130 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blade of Grass - S05E45</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake decide it's time for Finn to get a new sword. Finn reluctantly buys a grass sword from a mysterious old man, but the sword turns out to be cursed! And unfortunately for our hero, all sales are final.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221130 +0000" stop="20260817222252 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rattleballs - S05E46</title>
    <desc>Finn practices his sword fighting skills at the candy junkyard, where he meets an old gumball robot named Rattleballs. To Finn's shock, he finds out he's not the master swordsman he thinks he is. What the what?! Finn begs Rattleballs to train him, but he soon discovers his mentor's deep, dark secret... a secret that will ultimately test Finn's loyalty to Princess Bubblegum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222252 +0000" stop="20260817223406 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Red Throne - S05E47</title>
    <desc>When Flame King breaks out of his prison and takes over the Flame Kingdom again, Flame Princess turns to the one person she believes she can trust... Finn! But will Finn be able to put his feelings for Flame Princess aside long enough to help her reclaim her throne?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817223406 +0000" stop="20260817224552 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Betty - S05E48</title>
    <desc>After a magic spell backfires, the Ice King reverts back to Simon, and seeks help from Finn, Jake, and Marceline in order to get Betty, his former fiancée, back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817224552 +0000" stop="20260817225706 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Timing - S05E49</title>
    <desc>Love is in the air when Lumpy Space Princess reconnects with an old classmate, but will her jealousy get in the way of finding true love?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225706 +0000" stop="20260817230819 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonhope (1) - S05E50</title>
    <desc>Tired of all of Princess Bubblegum's talk about "responsibility," Lemonhope yearns for true freedom. So he sets off on the greatest adventure of his lemony life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817230819 +0000" stop="20260817231941 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lemonhope (2) - S05E51</title>
    <desc>Though Lemonhope finds refuge from the desert with monster hunter Phlannel Boxingday, he might not be able to escape the ghosts of his past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817231941 +0000" stop="20260817233103 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billy's Bucket List - S05E52</title>
    <desc>Finn finds the hero Billy's bucket list and decides to complete the unfinished items as a final tribute.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817233103 +0000" stop="20260817234250 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wake Up - S06E01</title>
    <desc>In order to find Finn's father, Finn and Jake must commit a cosmic crime...unless the Lich beats them to it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817234250 +0000" stop="20260817235437 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Escape From the Citadel - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake follow the Lich to the Citadel, where Finn meets his long lost dad. But just how far does the apple fall from the tree?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235437 +0000" stop="20260818000623 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>James II - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake discover that Clone James has been faking his own death to collect medals. Now there are 25 Jameses running amok!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818000623 +0000" stop="20260818001809 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tower - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Finn doesn't like any of the new arms the princesses give him, so he builds a tower into space to find his dad and get his old arm back. But are his hopes up a little too high?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818001809 +0000" stop="20260818002957 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sad Face - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Once a month, while Jake's asleep, his tail stretches out of the tree house to go work as a clown in a traveling bug circus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818002957 +0000" stop="20260818004144 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breezy - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With a friendly bee named "Breezy" as his wingman, Finn decides to get back into the dating game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004144 +0000" stop="20260818005332 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food Chain - S06E07</title>
    <desc>On a field trip to the Candy Kingdom Museum of Natural History, Finn and Jake learn about the food chain by becoming the food chain!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818005332 +0000" stop="20260818010518 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Furniture &amp; Meat - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Big money problems send Finn and Jake to Wildberry Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818010518 +0000" stop="20260818011705 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Who Wanted Everything - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The beautiful and sensitive Lumpy Space Prince flees his cruel parents to start a new life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818011705 +0000" stop="20260818012852 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Something Big - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum must rally her forces when the Candy Kingdom is rocked by a massive assault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818012852 +0000" stop="20260818014038 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Brother - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Shelby is thrust into a new role after a party-related accident.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818014038 +0000" stop="20260818015225 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ocarina - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Fed up with Jake's antics, his son Kim Kil Whan takes action.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818015225 +0000" stop="20260818020412 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanks for the Crabapples, Giuseppe - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Ice King and a band of misfit wizards go on a mystical road trip.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818020412 +0000" stop="20260818021559 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Princess Day - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It's Princess Day in Ooo! You know what that means? Yep, LSP and Marceline team up to prank Breakfast Princess!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818021559 +0000" stop="20260818022745 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nemesis - S06E15</title>
    <desc>A shadowy figure named Peace Master targets the Candy Kingdom elite.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818022745 +0000" stop="20260818023932 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joshua &amp; Margaret Investigations - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake's parents hunt an unearthly menace in the woods.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818023932 +0000" stop="20260818025118 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Fly - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Jake and the tree house are haunted by a vengeful specter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818025118 +0000" stop="20260818030305 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Everything's Jake - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Jake finds himself trapped in a world made of himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818030305 +0000" stop="20260818031451 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Is That You? - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Following an ally's memorial service, Jake begins acting strangely.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818031451 +0000" stop="20260818032637 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jake the Brick - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Jake wants to fulfill a bizarre lifelong ambition.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818032637 +0000" stop="20260818033824 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dentist - S06E21</title>
    <desc>When Finn's toothache gets too much to take, he has no choice but to go see dentist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818033824 +0000" stop="20260818035011 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cooler - S06E22</title>
    <desc>The Fire Kingdom is struck by a natural disaster and the Flame Princess seeks help from an unlikely ally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818035011 +0000" stop="20260818040158 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pajama War - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A Candy Kingdom slumber party devolves into panic when Finn and Princess Bubblegum vanish.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818040158 +0000" stop="20260818041344 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Evergreen - S06E24</title>
    <desc>In a distant age, the wizard Evergreen quests to save the world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818041344 +0000" stop="20260818042530 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Astral Plane - S06E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has an out-of-body experience that takes him all over Ooo and beyond.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818042530 +0000" stop="20260818043717 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gold Stars - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig's child, Sweet P, runs into trouble on his first day of school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043717 +0000" stop="20260818044903 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Visitor - S06E27</title>
    <desc>A vision leads Finn to a friendly civilization and a mysterious crash site.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044903 +0000" stop="20260818050050 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mountain - S06E28</title>
    <desc>Lemongrab and Finn go on an expedition through the Mountain of Matthew.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050050 +0000" stop="20260818051237 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dark Purple - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Susan Strong and her allies infiltrate the mysterious Super Porp factory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051237 +0000" stop="20260818052423 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diary - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV discovers a lost diary and sets out to solve a decades-old mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052423 +0000" stop="20260818053610 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Walnuts &amp; Rain - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake stumble into two different holes and meet two different fates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053610 +0000" stop="20260818054757 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friends Forever - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Ice King has a plan to form a perfect circle of confidants.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818054757 +0000" stop="20260818055943 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jermaine - S06E33</title>
    <desc>After a chilling dream encounter, Finn &amp; Jake are determined to reconnect with their reclusive brother.</desc>
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    <title>Chips and Ice Cream - S06E34</title>
    <desc>BMO’s favorite artists find a new home in the treehouse</desc>
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    <title>Graybles 1000+ - S06E35</title>
    <desc>Marooned on an alien world, Cuber must rely on his bag of Graybles to survive.</desc>
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    <title>Hoots - S06E36</title>
    <desc>A charismatic stranger in Finn's dream leads Cosmic Owl to shirk his duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063503 +0000" stop="20260818064651 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Park Prank - S06E37</title>
    <desc>After rescuing Princess Orangutan from Daddy-sad-heads, Finn and Jake head to a post-apocalyptic water park for a day of fun.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064651 +0000" stop="20260818065837 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Forgot Your Floaties - S06E38</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake storm Magic Man's house to rescue his new apprentice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818065837 +0000" stop="20260818071024 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be Sweet - S06E39</title>
    <desc>A fed up Lumpy Space Princess leaves the woods for a glamorous career in babysitting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818071024 +0000" stop="20260818072211 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Orgalorg - S06E40</title>
    <desc>After a walrus race accident, Gunther starts to experience strange visions.</desc>
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    <title>On the Lam - S06E41</title>
    <desc>Finn's dad Martin the Human fights for freedom on a strange new planet!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818073357 +0000" stop="20260818074544 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hot Diggity Doom - S06E42</title>
    <desc>It's election day in the Candy Kingdom but Princess Bubblegum's attention is diverted by a mysterious presence in the sky.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818074544 +0000" stop="20260818075731 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Comet - S06E43</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Orgalorg converge with the comet and meet their destiny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818075731 +0000" stop="20260818080901 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bonnie and Neddy - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Under orders from the King of Ooo, Finn and Jake discover one of Ooo's greatest secrets.</desc>
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    <title>Varmints - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Bubblegum turns to Marceline for help when something threatens the citizens of her homestead.</desc>
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    <title>Cherry Cream Soda - S07E03</title>
    <desc>The arrival of a visitor causes Cherry Cream Soda's life to fall flat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818083202 +0000" stop="20260818084334 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mama Said - S07E04</title>
    <desc>The loyalty of Finn and Jake comes into question when the King of Ooo orders them to intercept a flying mushroom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818084334 +0000" stop="20260818085505 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Football - S07E05</title>
    <desc>BMO and Football decide upon a deal, but one of them cannot keep up their end of the bargain.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Marceline the Vampire Queen (1) - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake hunt a shadowy predator and Marceline asks Princess Bubblegum for a favor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818090636 +0000" stop="20260818091808 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: Everything Stays (2) - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Marceline looks back on her life on her last day.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Vamps About (3) - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Old foes surface from Marceline's past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818092939 +0000" stop="20260818094110 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: The Empress Eyes (4) - S07E09</title>
    <desc>An old adversary targets the Ice Kingdom and Marceline has to save Simon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818094110 +0000" stop="20260818095242 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: May I Come In? (5) - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The gang search for Vamps.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818095242 +0000" stop="20260818100413 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stakes: Take Her Back (6) - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum searches for a cure for Marceline and Finn and Jake battle a vamp.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: Checkmate (7) - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Marceline's archenemy visits and makes an odd proposal right before battle.</desc>
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    <title>Stakes: The Dark Cloud (8) - S07E13</title>
    <desc>The final confrontation begins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818102715 +0000" stop="20260818104950 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (1) / The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (2) - S07E14</title>
    <desc>It's BMO's birthday, and he gets to have his creator MO pay him a visit. Mo gives BMO a solo quest to go the factory and back. / BMO learns that all the others MO have been merged into 1 giant being, and of the brother he never knew he had.</desc>
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    <title>Summer Showers - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Viola tries to get a part in LSP's play, but gets made into LSP's personal assistant instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818110122 +0000" stop="20260818111253 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angel Face - S07E17</title>
    <desc>BMO convinces his friends to join him in a live action cowboy role-playing game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818111253 +0000" stop="20260818112424 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>President Porpoise is Missing! - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake attempt to track down President Porpoise before Vice President Blowfish takes over.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818112424 +0000" stop="20260818113556 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blank-Eyed Girl - S07E19</title>
    <desc>One very spooky night, Finn and Jake come face-to-face with an urban myth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818113556 +0000" stop="20260818114727 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Jubies - S07E20</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, LSP and BMO seek shelter as they contend with some deadly weather.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818114727 +0000" stop="20260818115858 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King's Ransom - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Ice King suffers a heartbreaking loss and it's up to Finn and Jake to find the culprit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818115858 +0000" stop="20260818121030 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scamps - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Finn takes a group of at-risk Candy Kingdom youth on a camping trip they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Crossover - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake crossover into Farmworld Finn's dimension.</desc>
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    <title>The Hall of Egress - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Trapped and alone, Finn must unravel the riddle of the weird cave with no exit.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818123332 +0000" stop="20260818124503 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flute Spell - S07E25</title>
    <desc>Finn has secret meetings with a powerful wizard.</desc>
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    <title>The Thin Yellow Line - S07E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake infiltrate the Banana Guard ranks and stumble upon a conspiracy.</desc>
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    <title>Broke His Crown - S08E01</title>
    <desc>When Ice King's magic crown goes haywire, Finn and Jake resort to extreme measures to help him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818130751 +0000" stop="20260818131851 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Look - S08E02</title>
    <desc>At the top of Dead Mountain, Jake discovers a treasure that comes with a terrible price.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818131851 +0000" stop="20260818133007 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beyond the Grotto - S08E03</title>
    <desc>In pursuit of a runaway Sea Lord, Finn and Jake are led down a whirlpool into a curious new land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818133007 +0000" stop="20260818134107 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Jake's son TV finds a hidden box and draws the attention of a super cool Rainicorn named Leigh.</desc>
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    <title>I Am a Sword - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Finn starts having guilt nightmares about his missing Finn Swords… but are the nightmares real?</desc>
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    <title>Bun Bun - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Finn brings a special delivery for Cinnamon Bun to the Fire Kingdom but it may come with a dangerous cost.</desc>
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    <title>Normal Man - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Normal Man asks for Finn and Jake's help to rescue his brother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818141440 +0000" stop="20260818142539 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental - S08E08</title>
    <desc>Ice King digs up an item buried underneath the Ice Kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818142539 +0000" stop="20260818143656 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Short Tables - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Fionna and Cake go on a cooking adventure to take Cake's art to a new level.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818143656 +0000" stop="20260818144755 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Music Hole - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Finn hears a mysterious song while judging a Battle of the Bands.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818144755 +0000" stop="20260818145912 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy-Daughter Card Wars - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Jake needs his daughter's help in an underground Card Wars tourney to move on from his embarrassing past.</desc>
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    <title>Preboot - S08E12</title>
    <desc>During an excavation of human artifacts, Finn, Jake, and Susan are greeted by a mysterious new stranger who may hold the key to the past.</desc>
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    <title>Reboot - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake take on one of the fiercest enemies they've faced when a powerful ally goes rogue.</desc>
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    <title>Two Swords - S08E14</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake contend with a mysterious, but familiar, new being.</desc>
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    <title>Do No Harm - S08E15</title>
    <desc>Finn makes amends at the Candy Hospital while Jake tries to connect with their unexpected houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>Wheels - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Kim Kil Whan is worried about his daughter's future and asks Jake for some parental advice.</desc>
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    <title>High Strangeness - S08E17</title>
    <desc>An otherworldly encounter puts Tree Trunks on the trail of a conspiracy in the Candy Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Horse and Ball - S08E18</title>
    <desc>When disaster befalls James Baxter, it's up to Finn and Jake to help him pick up the pieces.</desc>
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    <title>Jelly Beans Have Power - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Princess Bubblegum's scientific mind must wrestle with her Elemental magic potential when she's faced with a Crystal Entity.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: The Invitation (1) - S08E20</title>
    <desc>A mysterious craft invades Ooo and Finn believes it may hold the secrets to his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Whipple the Happy Dragon (2) - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake, and Susan set sail on a ocean voyage full of wonders and danger.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Mysterious Island (3) - S08E22</title>
    <desc>After waking up alone and shipwrecked, Finn investigates a bizarre island in search of his friends.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Imaginary Resources (4) - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake travel to a land where reality has been redesigned and improved.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Hide and Seek (5) - S08E24</title>
    <desc>While exploring some futuristic ruins, Susan sees glimpses of a familiar girl.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Min &amp; Marty (6) - S08E25</title>
    <desc>An unexpected revelation from Susan leads Finn closer to answers about his past.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: Helpers (7) - S08E26</title>
    <desc>Finn and his friends journey to a last refuge called Founders Island.</desc>
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    <title>Islands: The Light Cloud (8) - S08E27</title>
    <desc>Finn confronts the power behind Founders Island, but will he ever return home to Ooo?</desc>
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    <title>Orb - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO take a nap. A mysterious black orb in the sky begins to subject the three to strange dreams that quickly become nightmarish.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Skyhooks (1) - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and BMO return to Ooo and discover that the entire kingdom has been drastically transformed.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Bespoken For (2) - S09E03</title>
    <desc>Ice King explains what happened while Finn and Jake were away.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Winter Light (3) - S09E04</title>
    <desc>Finn, Jake and Ice King travel to the Ice World and break through the large ice dome covering the center of the land.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Cloudy (4) - S09E05</title>
    <desc>Jake tucks him and himself into a cloud.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Slime Central (5) - S09E06</title>
    <desc>Finn and Jake arrive in Slime Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Happy Warrior (6) - S09E07</title>
    <desc>Finn, Lumpy Space Princess, and Gunter arrive in Fire Kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Hero Heart (7) - S09E08</title>
    <desc>Lumpy Space Princess chases Finn. Ice King and Betty try to intervene.</desc>
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    <title>Elements: Skyhooks II (8) - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Ice King accidentally causes Betty to get transported to Mars. Lumpy Space Princess rescues Finn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818194410 +0000" stop="20260818195539 +0000" channel="C380.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Abstract - S09E10</title>
    <desc>After Jake has a bizarre dream about Jermaine painting abstract art, he decides to go look for him.</desc>
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    <title>Ketchup - S09E11</title>
    <desc>Marceline is unexpectedly visited by BMO, and asks BMO to download a USB drive.</desc>
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    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
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    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
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    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
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    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
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    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816215252 +0000" stop="20260816221646 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
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    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
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    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230432 +0000" stop="20260816232826 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816232826 +0000" stop="20260816235217 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816235217 +0000" stop="20260817001608 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001608 +0000" stop="20260817004011 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004011 +0000" stop="20260817010405 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010405 +0000" stop="20260817012800 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012800 +0000" stop="20260817015203 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015203 +0000" stop="20260817021509 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021509 +0000" stop="20260817023814 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817023814 +0000" stop="20260817030023 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030023 +0000" stop="20260817032328 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032328 +0000" stop="20260817034539 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034539 +0000" stop="20260817040745 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817040745 +0000" stop="20260817043050 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043050 +0000" stop="20260817045355 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045355 +0000" stop="20260817051559 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051559 +0000" stop="20260817053804 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053804 +0000" stop="20260817060000 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060000 +0000" stop="20260817062204 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062204 +0000" stop="20260817064407 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064407 +0000" stop="20260817070710 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817070710 +0000" stop="20260817072915 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072915 +0000" stop="20260817075117 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075117 +0000" stop="20260817081321 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081321 +0000" stop="20260817083522 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083522 +0000" stop="20260817085727 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085727 +0000" stop="20260817091928 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091928 +0000" stop="20260817094128 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094128 +0000" stop="20260817100328 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100328 +0000" stop="20260817102538 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817102538 +0000" stop="20260817104739 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104739 +0000" stop="20260817110944 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817110944 +0000" stop="20260817113148 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113148 +0000" stop="20260817115540 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115540 +0000" stop="20260817121933 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121933 +0000" stop="20260817124328 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124328 +0000" stop="20260817130720 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130720 +0000" stop="20260817133124 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133124 +0000" stop="20260817135516 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135516 +0000" stop="20260817141909 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141909 +0000" stop="20260817144300 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144300 +0000" stop="20260817150646 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150646 +0000" stop="20260817153039 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153039 +0000" stop="20260817155433 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817155433 +0000" stop="20260817161830 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817161830 +0000" stop="20260817164224 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164224 +0000" stop="20260817170616 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817170616 +0000" stop="20260817173009 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173009 +0000" stop="20260817175408 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175408 +0000" stop="20260817181803 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181803 +0000" stop="20260817184156 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184156 +0000" stop="20260817190548 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190548 +0000" stop="20260817192942 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192942 +0000" stop="20260817195334 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195334 +0000" stop="20260817201725 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201725 +0000" stop="20260817204128 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204128 +0000" stop="20260817210521 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210521 +0000" stop="20260817212916 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212916 +0000" stop="20260817215320 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215320 +0000" stop="20260817221626 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221626 +0000" stop="20260817223930 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817223930 +0000" stop="20260817230139 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230139 +0000" stop="20260817232445 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232445 +0000" stop="20260817234655 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234655 +0000" stop="20260818000902 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818000902 +0000" stop="20260818003206 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Medicine Man - S02E07</title>
    <desc>A quack doctor moves into the village selling his own medicine for sixpence a bottle, claimes it cures all ills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003206 +0000" stop="20260818005511 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Night - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Eerie things happen in Monkswood when Jenny and Ned claim to have seen a ghost.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818005511 +0000" stop="20260818011715 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic - S02E09</title>
    <desc>During a storm Squire Armstrong believes he was attacked by Black Beauty and promises if it happens again, Beauty will be destroyed.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011715 +0000" stop="20260818013921 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Challenge - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Charles Armstrong, the squire's nephew, arrives for a visit and soon quarrels with Albert and Ned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013921 +0000" stop="20260818020116 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pocket Money - S02E11</title>
    <desc>There's been a drought causing a shortage of oats for Black Beauty. Ned works at the squire's stable to earn money for Aunt Amy's present.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020116 +0000" stop="20260818022320 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Quarry - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Black Beauty head to the quarry after a blast goes wrong and men are injured.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022320 +0000" stop="20260818024523 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Secret of Fear - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jenny suddenly develops a fear of Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024523 +0000" stop="20260818030826 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 1 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simey returns, seeking retribution on the Gordons for his time in prison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030826 +0000" stop="20260818033031 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Part - 2 - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Ned returns to the Gordons, having escaped from his abduction, but the constable doubts his story.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033031 +0000" stop="20260818035233 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost Goddess - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Squire Armstrong inherited a religious Indian idol from his grandfather and is outraged when it's stolen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035233 +0000" stop="20260818041438 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where's Jonah? - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty searches for Jonah, a pony who ran away.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041438 +0000" stop="20260818043639 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Breaker - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Albert takes Black Beauty for a run against Dr. Gordon's wishes and he forbids Kevin and Albert from riding the horse without permission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043639 +0000" stop="20260818045844 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Long Hard Run - S02E19</title>
    <desc>The squire sets up a match race between Jenny and Dolly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818045844 +0000" stop="20260818052044 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goodbye Beauty - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Paperwork is discovered revealing Black Beauty doesn't belong to the Gordons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052044 +0000" stop="20260818054245 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Escape - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon doesn't believe Kevin and Albert when they tell him that Cicley Eddington is being held prisoner in Granley Hill by her aunt and uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818054245 +0000" stop="20260818060444 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ribbon for Beauty - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Ned is spending time with George downing trees while Jenny is excited about a party invite from Frances Bazely.</desc>
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    <title>The Last Charge - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert enjoy listening to the tales of Corporal Donovan, who claims to have been in the Light Brigade.</desc>
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    <title>Race Against Time - S02E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and a syndicate of farmers plan to buy Parsons field as a refuge for old horses, but Kevin and Albert stumble across a dastardly plan to foil their good intentions.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064855 +0000" stop="20260818071100 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Game of Chance - S02E25</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon and Amy visit London for the day leaving Jenny to look after the things. The boys however have other ideas about who is in charge . Albert gallops off to Maybury Fair and loses not only his money but Beauty as well.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818071100 +0000" stop="20260818073304 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Roundup - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Albert uncovers a rustling operation but needs Beauty's help to prove it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818073304 +0000" stop="20260818075656 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fugitive - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Dr. James Gordon and his two children Vicky and Kevin move from London to the country.   On the first day Vicky finds a hurt horse and takes it with her. She asks her father for help and he looks after the horse.   Everyone can see, that the horse was treated.   Later the son of the owner wants the stallion back.    Dr. Gorden says no, and the young man moves.   Vicky fells in love with the horse, but the family has no money to buy such a good horse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818075656 +0000" stop="20260818082049 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hostage - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin discover an escaped convict, hiding in the stable. He threatens to harm Beauty unless the children aid in his getaway.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818082049 +0000" stop="20260818084445 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pit Pony - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps young Billy who has rescued his pit pony from being slaughtered but is accused of theft in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818084445 +0000" stop="20260818090836 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Thieves - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Beauty is stolen by two incompetent Irish rogues, eager to escape a life working on the railway. They see Beauty as being the key to making their fortunes but they unwittingly hide him right where blasting is about to take place. So begins a race against time to find and save Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090836 +0000" stop="20260818093240 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaway - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Vicky helps a young man master his fear of horses whilst Beauty helps heal the emotional scars of the young man's reclusive uncle.</desc>
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    <title>Warhorse - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Dr Gordon rescue an old cavalry horse and Vicky and Kevin make a new young friend who has been kept hidden away by his over protective Grandmother.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818095633 +0000" stop="20260818102025 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horsemen - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Beauty is at risk from a spoiled young woman who is used to getting everything that she wants. In order to save Beauty, Vicky enlists the help of a secret society sworn to protect the interests of horses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818102025 +0000" stop="20260818104416 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Duel - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers a young man, wounded in a duel. She takes him back to Dr Gordon but the family is soon caught up in a dangerous and treachorous plot that places them all in peril.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104416 +0000" stop="20260818110803 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 1 - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Robbie find an old viking helmet. Dyks a helper of the Prof. tries to steal it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818110803 +0000" stop="20260818113156 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Viking Helmet Part 2 - S01E10</title>
    <desc>The Prof. assistent Peter Stockman is the man behind the stolen helmet. Vicky is sad because she was fallen in love with Peter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818113156 +0000" stop="20260818115549 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of Reckoning - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Beauty's life is in danger when Dr Gordon suspects that he has contracted rabies. However, there is something more sinister afoot and Vicky and Dr. Gordon must get to the bottom of it before Beauty is taken away from them forever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818115549 +0000" stop="20260818121946 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man Trap - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Vicky discovers some lethal traps on Lord Eddington's land which leads to a dispute with the new gamekeeper who is keen to make an impression, having been unemployed for many years and with a pregnant wife to support.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818121946 +0000" stop="20260818124341 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three Lock to Fortune - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert help Colin Eddington save the family estate from his unscrupulous cousin by solving the riddle, left by his Grandfather, that will lead to hidden treasure</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818124341 +0000" stop="20260818130732 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clown on Horseback - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Vicky tries to help break a horse who won't be broken and Kevin and Robbie befriend a clown who cannot seem to find his niche. Is the solution right under all their noses...?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818130732 +0000" stop="20260818133125 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Recruiting Sergeant - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Black Beauty is in danger of losing his freedom when a recruiting sergeant of the British Army Kevin tricks to join up the army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818133125 +0000" stop="20260818135525 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Debt - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Amy is forced to take drastic action in order to protect a wayward relative as well as save Beauty from being sold at the Horse fayre. Guest stars John Nettles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818135525 +0000" stop="20260818141919 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horse Healer - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Vicky comes to the aid of a healer who is being persecuted by the locals but cousin Frank, visiting from Canada, does not share her compassion. However, he is forced to revise his position when Beauty's life is endangered.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818141919 +0000" stop="20260818144312 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Witch - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Vicky bumps into an eccentric woman, Mrs Allingham, whilst out riding on Beauty. Albert is convinced that she is a witch but all the children are forced to confront their fears and prejudices when the boys lose their kite on her property.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818144312 +0000" stop="20260818150705 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ponies - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Albert help to look after the wild forest ponies but a mysterious illness is killing them and, soon, Beauty's life is in danger too.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818150705 +0000" stop="20260818153059 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ruffians - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dr Gordon is kidnapped by desperate men, one of whom is wounded and,after they threaten to harm Vicky and Beauty, is forced to aid them in the attempted break out of a famed pirate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818153059 +0000" stop="20260818155450 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two of a Kind - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin help to hide two orphans on the run and learn how lucky they are to have a home and people who love them.</desc>
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    <title>Foul Play - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Albert are enlisted to help an undercover policeman to expose a horse doping ring he says is headed by a prominent local figure, but is he who he says he is? Guest stars, Jennie Linden, Glynn Edwards and Mark Eden.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818161841 +0000" stop="20260818164244 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sailor on a Horse - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Vicky visits and old cottage believed to be haunted and finds an ex sailor living there, who proves to be a friend ideed when a lawyer threatens to evict the Gordon family from their home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818164244 +0000" stop="20260818170637 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wild Justice - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon rescues a family from their squalid tennants cottage saying that the place should be burned down. When the house does burn down, Dr Gordon is the chief suspect and it is up to Vicki, Albert and Beauty to prove his innocence. Guest stars Peter Bowles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170637 +0000" stop="20260818173032 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Barge - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Vicky and Kevin are upset when old Maggie won't let them visit her, as usual, on her barge. Is the fact that her son, Albert, has returned from prison and valueable paintings are going missing too much of a coincidence?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173032 +0000" stop="20260818175436 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Father and Son - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Dr. Gordon tries to sort out a dispute between a grandfather and his son in law over the future of little Stan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818175436 +0000" stop="20260818181742 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Jenny returns from school and immediately angers the new neighbor Armstrong by spoiling his fox hunt. A scruffy waif called Ned arrives at the Gordon's house and claims to be Amy's nephew. He refuses to follow the simplest of rules and tensions escalate with Armstrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181742 +0000" stop="20260818184047 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Member of the Family Part - 2 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ned's behavior creates tension in the Gordon household and when items start disappearing, he is suspected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818184047 +0000" stop="20260818190256 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outcast - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Ned is caught in a lie by Dr. Gordon and decides to run away, encountering a drifter mistreating a circus pony.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818190256 +0000" stop="20260818192601 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Neighbours - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Briggs and his family are being evicted from one of the squire's cottages after his wife becomes ill.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818192601 +0000" stop="20260818194812 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission of Mercy - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Ned ignores Dr. Gordon's warning about keeping Jonah the pony away from yew leaves, which could poison him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818194812 +0000" stop="20260818201018 +0000" channel="C381.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of Wills - S02E06</title>
    <desc>After breaking his leg, Dr Gordon has to enlist the assistance of a new young doctor to carry on his duties.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816200010 +0000" stop="20260816202316 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816202316 +0000" stop="20260816204619 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816204619 +0000" stop="20260816210925 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816210925 +0000" stop="20260816213231 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816213231 +0000" stop="20260816215535 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816215535 +0000" stop="20260816220656 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816220656 +0000" stop="20260816221846 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816221846 +0000" stop="20260816223007 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816223007 +0000" stop="20260816225311 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816225311 +0000" stop="20260816230500 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230500 +0000" stop="20260816231620 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816231620 +0000" stop="20260816233915 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A traveler from the Orient searches out the Gummi Bears to honor an ancient pact of friendship and help concerning a dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816233915 +0000" stop="20260817000213 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817000213 +0000" stop="20260817002509 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817002509 +0000" stop="20260817004809 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A ghost of a Gummi knight leads Cubbi on a quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817004809 +0000" stop="20260817011057 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummies Just Want to Have Fun - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grammi is visited by a childhood friend, Nogum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817011057 +0000" stop="20260817013350 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni wants to find a new place to live but finds that Gummi Glen is the best home for a Gummi Bear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817013350 +0000" stop="20260817015629 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Color Me Gummi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cavin becomes a great painter with a LOT of help from Gusto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817015629 +0000" stop="20260817021917 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817021917 +0000" stop="20260817024210 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi find a ancient Gummi training center and Tummi takes a crash course.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024210 +0000" stop="20260817030500 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817030500 +0000" stop="20260817031658 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817031658 +0000" stop="20260817033840 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817033840 +0000" stop="20260817040133 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cubbi leans to fly and lands the Gummies in trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040133 +0000" stop="20260817042422 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn steals a Gummi submarine and Tummi earns some respect by foiling Duke Igthorn's plans</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042422 +0000" stop="20260817044726 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817044726 +0000" stop="20260817051026 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sunni learns the importance of keeping Gummi traditions when a giant reawakens thanks to her carelessness.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817051026 +0000" stop="20260817053326 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817053326 +0000" stop="20260817055628 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817055628 +0000" stop="20260817061931 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817061931 +0000" stop="20260817064234 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tummi fights a battle with his own self control when Duke Igthorn temps him with food.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817064234 +0000" stop="20260817070536 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817070536 +0000" stop="20260817072839 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817072839 +0000" stop="20260817075140 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075140 +0000" stop="20260817081433 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817081433 +0000" stop="20260817082612 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082612 +0000" stop="20260817084854 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817084854 +0000" stop="20260817090001 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817090001 +0000" stop="20260817092239 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817094516 +0000" stop="20260817095647 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817095647 +0000" stop="20260817101928 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817101928 +0000" stop="20260817104202 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817104202 +0000" stop="20260817110442 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817110442 +0000" stop="20260817111551 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817111551 +0000" stop="20260817113832 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817113832 +0000" stop="20260817120116 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817120116 +0000" stop="20260817122357 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817122357 +0000" stop="20260817124642 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124642 +0000" stop="20260817130925 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi Trouble - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Igthorn gets a love potion to put on Lady Bane. The potion gets mixed up when he tries to use it. Tummi falls for Lady Bane &amp; Lady Bane falls for Toadie!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817130925 +0000" stop="20260817133156 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rocking Chair Bear - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Lady Bane is getting old so she takes a piece of Sunni's hair to make her young again which leaves Sunni old.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817133156 +0000" stop="20260817135438 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn switches places with his twin brother to get conrol over Dunwyn Castle and become king.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817135438 +0000" stop="20260817141720 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Best Princess Win - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Gregor and Jean-Claude have a war summit while Sunni helps Calla make peace with princess Marrie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817141720 +0000" stop="20260817143958 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Dunwyn - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn captures all of the Fan tailed Zephyrs and Grammi leads the way to save them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817143958 +0000" stop="20260817150241 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Rite Stuff - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Calvin tries to prove himself to the Barbics and takes a test of bearhood, which Buddy doesn't want to take.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817150241 +0000" stop="20260817152534 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A New Beginning - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Calvin meets the Gummi Bears and asks if they will help stop Duke Igthorn from destroying Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817152534 +0000" stop="20260817154825 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sinister Sculptor - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A sculptor makes statues of the Gummies with magic dust.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817154825 +0000" stop="20260817161114 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi Makes It Hot - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The water has stopped running in Gummi Glen. Zummi, Grammi, Cubbi and Cavin go to the source and fix the problem.




A) Tummi and Zummi find a dragon decoy and rial the whole kingdom. - B) Cubbi's flute playing attracts a interesting pet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817161114 +0000" stop="20260817163403 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Someday My Prints Will Come - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tummi discovers a mechanical decoy used to make dragon footprints and uses it. The knights of Dunwyn see it and think it is a real dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817163403 +0000" stop="20260817165654 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Keep Him? - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cubbi finds a whistle in Zummi's treasure chest while Sunni is having trouble baby sitting Cubbi. The whistle finds Cubbi a new friend and takes Sunni and Cubbi on an unexpected adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817165654 +0000" stop="20260817171943 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi in a Gilded Cage - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni is kidnapped by a flock of ugly bird-like creatures known as Carpies, whose king wants her for a song bird. The other Gummis must use their new flying machine to get to the top of the mountain and rescue her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171943 +0000" stop="20260817174236 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Oracle - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi finds a stone ogre oracle and uses it to trick Duke Igthorn and the ogres with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817174236 +0000" stop="20260817180528 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When You Wish Upon a Stone - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Cavin is having problems with knight training, so he and Cubbi explore several solutions against a giant guarding a wishing stone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817180528 +0000" stop="20260817182820 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi by Any Other Name - S01E09</title>
    <desc>A depressed Sunni becomes Princess Calla when a magic hat changes her appearance, while the Princess decides to become a peasant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817182820 +0000" stop="20260817185111 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Loopy, Go Home - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Despite Gruffi's objections, Cubbi finds a wolf cub and raises it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817185111 +0000" stop="20260817191401 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A-Hunting We Will Go - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a wild bear ravages the north part of Dunwyn, King Gregor and Sir Tuxford have to prove their boasts of hunting stories to Cavin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817191401 +0000" stop="20260817193653 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fence Sitter - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A bird is eating all the Gummiberries, and Tummi's vote will decide how the Gummis are going to deal with it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817193653 +0000" stop="20260817195945 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Gargoyle - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn sends a gargoyle to King Gregor with a note signed "The Gummi Bears". The gargoyle comes alive at night and starts to destroy things.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195945 +0000" stop="20260817202235 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of the Juice - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The Ogres kidnap Grammi and take her to Castle Drekmore, where Duke Igthorn attempts to coax the recipe for Gummiberry juice from her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817202235 +0000" stop="20260817204511 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet and Sour Gruffi - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Gummi Glen is leaking and Gruffi leads the gang in repairs by being a slave driver, getting on the nerves of even the mild mannered Zummi. Out of anger Zummi puts a personality spell on Zummi, the result of which everyone initially enjoys but soon finds out the nasty side of the spell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204511 +0000" stop="20260817205624 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duel of the Wizards - S01E16</title>
    <desc>The Gummis discover a magic key belonging to a wizard of a different land, hidden by Igthorn. Thinking that the Gummis stole his key a showdown between Zummi and the wizard ensues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205624 +0000" stop="20260817210806 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What You See Is Me - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Tummi learns why the handicapped don't always need help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817210806 +0000" stop="20260817211919 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie's Wild Ride - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn catapults Toadie into the forest, where he makes his way into Gummi Glen. When Tummi, who has been caught eating the other bears' picnic lunches and lying about it, sees him, no one believes him when he tries to tell them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817211919 +0000" stop="20260817213101 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bubble Trouble - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a baby cliff dragon that hiccups flaming bubbles</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817213101 +0000" stop="20260817214215 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi in a Strange Land - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A slumber sprite puts Gruffi to sleep</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817214215 +0000" stop="20260817220507 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Light Makes Right - S01E21</title>
    <desc>The Gummies find a gummiscope but have to destroy it to prevent Igthorn from getting it to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817220507 +0000" stop="20260817222800 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up, Up, and Away - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Chummi Gummi comes to Gummi Glen in search of the Great Gummis. When he finds they are not there he goes to search for them. Cubbi wants to leave with him so he can become a knight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817222800 +0000" stop="20260817225052 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Faster Than a Speeding Tummi - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi cleans up his act and learns faster is not better.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817225052 +0000" stop="20260817231342 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For a Few Sovereigns More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn hires a bounty hunter to catch a Gummi Bear. When he refuses to pay, the hunter locks up Ightorn, the ogres, and Cubbi in his castle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817231342 +0000" stop="20260817233632 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Over the River and Through the Trolls - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Trolls try to hijack a shipment of gold protected by Sir Gawain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817233632 +0000" stop="20260817235920 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Snooze, You Lose - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Igthorn puts Dunwyn to sleep and Calla takes charge during the crisis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817235920 +0000" stop="20260818002211 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Cubbi's first appearance as his alter ego the Crimson avenger.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818002211 +0000" stop="20260818004503 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Hard Dazed Knight - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Igthorn traps Gregor in a magic egg so Calla and Gruffi go save him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004503 +0000" stop="20260818010755 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do Unto Ogres - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Sunni saves Toadie's life and teaches him about self respect.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818010755 +0000" stop="20260818013044 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Spell Holds - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Zummi experiments with advanced magic gets himself into trouble, when he released an evil wizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013044 +0000" stop="20260818014226 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Bears Lost - S02E10</title>
    <desc>There's a thief in Gummi Glen so Grammi and Zummi team up to find the rat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818014226 +0000" stop="20260818015340 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni goes overboard trying to impress Calla.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818015340 +0000" stop="20260818021632 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Gummi Lies Over the Ocean - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Tummi builds a boat, Gruffi tries to convince him to dismantle it, but reluctantly agrees to one trip. This trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up on an island inhabited only by another Gummi Bear - an artist by the name of Gusto.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021632 +0000" stop="20260818023941 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cooks - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi, Sunni, and Cubbi learn the secret recipe for their favorite sweet treat but run into trouble when they try to make it themselves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023941 +0000" stop="20260818030249 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Tad Smarter - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Toadie's cousin Tad convinces the Ogres to overthrow Duke Igthorn and install him in his place. When he orders the destruction of the Gummiberry bushes, the Gummi Bears reluctantly help Igthorn regain power to save their berries.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030249 +0000" stop="20260818032557 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were You - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Igthorn and Tummi switch bodies on Tummi's birthday.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818032557 +0000" stop="20260818034903 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S03E04</title>
    <desc>An ugly witch plots to take over Dunwyn and it's Sunni to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818034903 +0000" stop="20260818041206 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Presto Gummo - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Tummi becomes a magician with Cubbi's help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818041206 +0000" stop="20260818043512 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Tree Grows in Dunwyn - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Gruffi's head swells when Trolls complicate the delivery of a tree.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818043512 +0000" stop="20260818045818 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Day of the Beevilweevils - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tummi accidently causes a swarm of bugs to attack the gummiberry bushes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818045818 +0000" stop="20260818052122 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Water Way to Go - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Something is fishy when Sunni is jealous of Gusto's new friend Aquairanne.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818052122 +0000" stop="20260818053243 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Encounters of the Gummi Kind - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Gusto invents a Gummi decoy that turns out to be a lure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818053243 +0000" stop="20260818054433 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snows Your Old Man - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The Lord of Winter makes a long winter for the Gummi Bears.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818054433 +0000" stop="20260818055554 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boggling the Bears - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Sunni finds a a creature that can change into many things. When she offers to let it stay, the creature invites her whole family to come live with them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818055554 +0000" stop="20260818061858 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Knights of Gummadoon - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummi Bears rediscover the ancient city of Gummadoon, which appears for one day every 100 years.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818061858 +0000" stop="20260818063047 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirthy Me - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A gigglein causes a practical joke spree in the glen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063047 +0000" stop="20260818064207 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi Dearest - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Cubbi is mistaken for a baby griffin.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064207 +0000" stop="20260818070502 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magnificent Seven Gummies - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A traveler from the Orient searches out the Gummi Bears to honor an ancient pact of friendship and help concerning a dragon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818070502 +0000" stop="20260818072800 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Music Hath Charms - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn gets a magic bagpipe that hypnotizes whoever hears its music.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818072800 +0000" stop="20260818075056 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dress for Success - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sunni enters a costume contest in Dunwyn during folly day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818075056 +0000" stop="20260818081356 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Knight to Remember - S04E04</title>
    <desc>A ghost of a Gummi knight leads Cubbi on a quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818081356 +0000" stop="20260818083644 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummies Just Want to Have Fun - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Grammi is visited by a childhood friend, Nogum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818083644 +0000" stop="20260818085937 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's No Place Like Home - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni wants to find a new place to live but finds that Gummi Glen is the best home for a Gummi Bear.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818085937 +0000" stop="20260818092216 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Color Me Gummi - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Cavin becomes a great painter with a LOT of help from Gusto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818092216 +0000" stop="20260818094504 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Who Laughs Last - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sir Gawain (Cavin's grandpa) tries to prove Gummies exist to win a bet.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818094504 +0000" stop="20260818100757 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tummi's Last Stand - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi find a ancient Gummi training center and Tummi takes a crash course.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818100757 +0000" stop="20260818103047 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Toadie impersonates the Crimson Avenger and learns what it means to be a hero.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818103047 +0000" stop="20260818104245 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre Baby Boom - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds a baby ogre in the woods and takes care of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818104245 +0000" stop="20260818110427 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The White Knight - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn's brother Sir Victor, The White Knight, visits Dunwyn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818110427 +0000" stop="20260818112720 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top Gum - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Cubbi leans to fly and lands the Gummies in trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818112720 +0000" stop="20260818115009 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gummi's at Sea - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Igthorn steals a Gummi submarine and Tummi earns some respect by foiling Duke Igthorn's plans</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115009 +0000" stop="20260818121313 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi a Day Keeps the Doctor Away - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tummi takes pity on Doctor Dexter, an unsuccessfull pharmacist, and decides to improve his concocctions with a shot of Gummiberry juice. Unfortunately, this new wonder medicine also attracts the attention of Igthorn, and without the knowledge of how to exactly replicate the formula, the Doctor is caught between a rock and a hard place.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121313 +0000" stop="20260818123613 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let Sleeping Giants Lie - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sunni learns the importance of keeping Gummi traditions when a giant reawakens thanks to her carelessness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123613 +0000" stop="20260818125913 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Road to Ursalia - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Gruffi burns the Great Book of Gummis and goes to Ursalia to find another to replace it. Their he meets Thornberry, a gummi who tries to save Ursalia from an evil witch, Lady Bane!!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125913 +0000" stop="20260818132215 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Gummi - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Gusto inspires delusions of grandeur into Gruffi's bridge project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132215 +0000" stop="20260818134518 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Life of the Party - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn meets Lady Bane for the first time and falls in love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134518 +0000" stop="20260818140821 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Kingdom for a Pie - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Tummi fights a battle with his own self control when Duke Igthorn temps him with food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140821 +0000" stop="20260818143123 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The World According to Gusto - S05E07</title>
    <desc>When rules don't seem to have any effect, Cubbi learns an important lesson of life from Gusto by living with him for one day.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818143123 +0000" stop="20260818145425 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ogre for a Day - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Duke Igthorn has come up with a plan so secret that Cavin is turned into an ogre in order to spy on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145425 +0000" stop="20260818151727 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beg, Burrow and Steal - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Trolls are on the loose again, and this time they've hijacked an ancient Gummi digging machine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151727 +0000" stop="20260818154020 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return to Ursalia - S05E12</title>
    <desc>The Gummis go to Ursalia and meet The Barbic Gummis. The Barbics are there to look for a weapon to destroy humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154020 +0000" stop="20260818155159 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Give a Gummi an Even Break - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Grammi finds what seems to be a Gummi forced to work as a side show and takes him home to Gummi Glen, but Gruffi thinks there is something wrong with him. Are Gruffi's suspicions correct, or have they found another Gummi Bear?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155159 +0000" stop="20260818161441 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Gummi's Work Is Never Done - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gruffi &amp; Grammi switch job places. Igthorn makes a machine to destroy Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818161441 +0000" stop="20260818162548 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Friar Tum - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tummi joins a monastery to learn not to be a pushover.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162548 +0000" stop="20260818164826 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuxford's Turnaround - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Cubbi and Tummi learn about responsibility when they help Gruffi instead of watching a tournament of Knights. At the same time Sir Tuxford receives a ego boost when he foils Duke Igthorn's latest attempt to take over Castle Dunwyn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164826 +0000" stop="20260818171103 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toadie the Conqueror - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Toadie gets a magic set of armor that makes him invincible but the whole situation turns out to be too hot to handle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171103 +0000" stop="20260818172234 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zummi in Slumberland - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Zummi is talking and casting spells in his sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172234 +0000" stop="20260818174515 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Patchwork Gummi - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Sunni looses a Great Gummi quilt that has magic. Lady Bane finds the quilt and trys to use it to take over Dunwyn. When Sunni learns Lady Bane has it, she stops her and gets the quilt. Also Duke Igthorn appears in this episode still hopelessly in love with Lady Bane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174515 +0000" stop="20260818180749 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thornberry to the Rescue - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Thornberry visits the Gummi's and gets in the way of things for the Gummis. Thornberry accidently releases a evil spider who seeks revenge on them for trapping her in a cage for years and years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180749 +0000" stop="20260818183029 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once More, the Crimson Avenger - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Cubbi almost gives up after a defeat but it re-inspired by a young boys faith in the Crimson Avenger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183029 +0000" stop="20260818184138 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Recipe for Trouble - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Grammi tries to become a better cook. She uses new ingredients that lead to trouble.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184138 +0000" stop="20260818190419 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the Carpies - S06E10</title>
    <desc>The Carpies make Sunni their queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190419 +0000" stop="20260818192703 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Gritty - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Cubbi sees Gritty's true hatred for humans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192703 +0000" stop="20260818194944 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (1) - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics. Copy this to see screen captions: http://gummibears.freeweb-hosting.com/e1.html</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818194944 +0000" stop="20260818201229 +0000" channel="C382.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Igthorn (2) - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Originally this was the last episode of Gummi Bears. Igthorn leaves town for awhile to get a special termite to destroy Gummi Glen. The Gummi's unaware of Igthorns plan and thinking he left for good celebrate. Zummi thinks since Igthorn is gone he can call the Great Gummi's back and does. Duke Igthorn returns with the termite to destroy Gummi Glen. After destroying Gummi Glen he leads an attack on Castle Dunwyn. He captures the King and takes over. The Gummi's call upon the help of The Barbics to help stop Igthorn. Zummi tells the Great Gummi's not to come. After stopping Igthorn and saving the Great Gummi's, the regular Gummi's find themselves homeless. So The Gummi's move in at Ursalia with The Barbics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193340 +0000" stop="20260816202317 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202317 +0000" stop="20260816203411 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203411 +0000" stop="20260816204509 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816204509 +0000" stop="20260816205603 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205603 +0000" stop="20260816210656 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210656 +0000" stop="20260816211759 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211759 +0000" stop="20260816212904 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212904 +0000" stop="20260816214010 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214010 +0000" stop="20260816215111 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215111 +0000" stop="20260816220224 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220224 +0000" stop="20260816221301 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221301 +0000" stop="20260816222511 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222511 +0000" stop="20260816223604 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816223604 +0000" stop="20260816224703 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224703 +0000" stop="20260816230925 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230925 +0000" stop="20260816233247 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mine - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, and Goddard blast off into space in Jimmy's newly invented spaceship to mine for aster-rubies while fighting off space bandits and their own greed.   Inventions: the Jimbus, Chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233247 +0000" stop="20260816235606 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235606 +0000" stop="20260817001933 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001933 +0000" stop="20260817004256 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004256 +0000" stop="20260817010600 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010600 +0000" stop="20260817012929 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012929 +0000" stop="20260817015247 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015247 +0000" stop="20260817021615 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021615 +0000" stop="20260817024004 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024004 +0000" stop="20260817030337 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030337 +0000" stop="20260817032708 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032708 +0000" stop="20260817035036 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035036 +0000" stop="20260817041354 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041354 +0000" stop="20260817043703 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043703 +0000" stop="20260817050034 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050034 +0000" stop="20260817052344 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052344 +0000" stop="20260817054715 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054715 +0000" stop="20260817063139 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063139 +0000" stop="20260817071628 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071628 +0000" stop="20260817072725 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072725 +0000" stop="20260817075031 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075031 +0000" stop="20260817080125 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080125 +0000" stop="20260817081238 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081238 +0000" stop="20260817083556 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083556 +0000" stop="20260817085919 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085919 +0000" stop="20260817092246 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092246 +0000" stop="20260817094549 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094549 +0000" stop="20260817100908 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100908 +0000" stop="20260817103221 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103221 +0000" stop="20260817105555 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105555 +0000" stop="20260817114123 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114123 +0000" stop="20260817120440 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120440 +0000" stop="20260817122805 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122805 +0000" stop="20260817131742 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131742 +0000" stop="20260817134048 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134048 +0000" stop="20260817140415 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817140415 +0000" stop="20260817142726 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142726 +0000" stop="20260817145058 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817145058 +0000" stop="20260817151420 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151420 +0000" stop="20260817160252 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Framed Jimmy - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Someone's stolen a lot of money ... and the evidence points to Jimmy! Can Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy figure out who's framing the boy genius?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160252 +0000" stop="20260817162623 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flippy - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Hugh wants to become a ventriloquist, so Jimmy decides to give him a hand. But his modifications may cause a big problem for his father....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162623 +0000" stop="20260817164931 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How to Sink a Sub - S03E19</title>
    <desc>Jimmy sends the teachers away for a week, so the parents decide to step in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164931 +0000" stop="20260817171248 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady Sings the News - S03E20</title>
    <desc>The kids become news anchors for a local television network. But Libby's gossip section soon proves to be horrifyingly embarrassing! Can the other kids put a stop to her before it's too late and all their secrets are revealed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171248 +0000" stop="20260817173553 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King of Mars - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Eustace Strych is back, and he's still determined to humiliatingly defeat Jimmy. Now the race to find an energy source on Mars is on! Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173553 +0000" stop="20260817175908 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>El Magnifico - S03E22</title>
    <desc>Mr. Estevez wants to impress his son, so he asks for Jimmy's help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175908 +0000" stop="20260817182316 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best in Show - S03E23</title>
    <desc>Jimmy enters Goddard in a dog show. Goddard easily wins, but he is soon disqualified for being robotic ... so the canine runs away to let Jimmy get a real dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182316 +0000" stop="20260817184637 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Pants Attack - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!   Inventions: MircoViewer 3000, Neutronic Eye in the Sky, Pant Eliminator, Smart Pants (nanochip), Laundroton, Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System (Robo-Walker).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184637 +0000" stop="20260817191004 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Normal Boy - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is tired of being a genius, so he decides to drain his brain to normal capacity. But when a big meteor heads straight for Retroville, who will save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817191004 +0000" stop="20260817193330 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birth of a Salesman - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Miss Fowl's class has a candy-selling contest, with the grand prize being a trip to Retroland! To beat Cindy in the contest, Jimmy invents a robot programmed to sell candy no matter what.   Inventions: Book Gum, Willy Loman 3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817193330 +0000" stop="20260817195658 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brobot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, fed up with being an only child, invents his very own little brother, Brobot. Although at first he is happy with the results, Jimmy's actions soon backfire when Brobot steals the attention of Jimmy's friends and family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195658 +0000" stop="20260817202025 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Pinch - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy brings Thomas Edison to the present using his Time Pincher. But the future of western civilization is threatened when Edison falls in love with Miss Fowl and refuses to return to his own time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202025 +0000" stop="20260817204358 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Granny Baby - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Granny comes to stay while Judy and Hugh are off on a third honeymoon. Jimmy, concerned by her ailing health, gives her his new youth tonic. However, the potion works too well - Granny ends up as a talking baby!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204358 +0000" stop="20260817210725 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Is Money - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Through the wonder of time travel; Jimmy goes 15 years into the past to a time when his parents were swinging sweethearts. Jimmy's investment tip changes the future so that the Neutrons become fabulously rich - but with unintended consequences!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210725 +0000" stop="20260817213041 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raise the Oozy Scab - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen take to the seas in search of treasure for their oceanography project.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213041 +0000" stop="20260817215357 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Dream of Jimmy - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Carl's sleeping problems are hindering Jimmy's scientific research, so Jimmy goes into Carl's dream to see what the problem is.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215357 +0000" stop="20260817221717 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy on Ice - S01E10</title>
    <desc>On an incredibly hot summer day, Jimmy tries to do Retroville a favor by blocking out the sun with quantumly enhanced sun block. But, as usual, things don't quite turn out the way the boy genius planned.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221717 +0000" stop="20260817224129 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Battle of the Bands - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen form a band for the Talent Contest. Instead of focusing on their music, however, they focus on becoming rock stars - threatening their performance and friendship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224129 +0000" stop="20260817230505 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>See Jimmy Run - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After a humiliating defeat by Cindy in the school relay race, Jimmy improves his shoes so he can run at the speed of light! Unfortunately, he gets stuck in this super-fast mode. Unless he finds a way to slow down, he will disappear – for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230505 +0000" stop="20260817232821 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Faces - S01E13</title>
    <desc>While Jimmy is using his mind-reading device on Cindy, their personalities are accidentally switched. Jimmy (in Cindy's body) and Cindy (in Jimmy's body) take advantage of this mistake, embarrassing each other to no end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232821 +0000" stop="20260817235047 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Retroland - S01E14</title>
    <desc>At school, Nick tells a scary tale about the Phantom of Retroland, a monster that lives at the local amusement park. In the interest of science, Jimmy sets out to disprove this urban myth with the help of his reluctant friends Carl and Sheen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235047 +0000" stop="20260818003536 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Son, the Hamster - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A teleporting accident leads to Jimmy switching bodies with Carl's hamster, Mr. Wuggles.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003536 +0000" stop="20260818012513 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hall Monster - S01E16</title>
    <desc>When the old tyrant of a hall monitor moves to Greece, Jimmy is chosen as his replacement. At first, he hates the job. But the power goes to his head, and he vows to "bring Lindbergh Elementary into the new century and beyond," becoming worse than the old hall monitor.   Inventions: Hall Pass Authenticator, ID &amp; Background Check Scanner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818012513 +0000" stop="20260818013607 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hypno-Birthday to You! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Jimmy wants that new chemistry set in the worst way. But rather than wait for his birthday to come around, he hypnotizes his parents to think that tomorrow is his birthday. This plan works well - too well. Hugh and Judy think that every tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday, and our boy genius finds himself in trouble once again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013607 +0000" stop="20260818014705 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Krunch Time - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Jimmy determines to create a perfect snack: sour, creamy, sweet, chewy, etc. - all at once! When he finally gets the formula right, the snack turns out to be too perfect ... and everyone in Retroville becomes hopelessly addicted to it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818014705 +0000" stop="20260818015759 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Substitute Creature - S01E19</title>
    <desc>During Botany class, Miss Fowl accidentally swallows a seed from Jimmy's DNA-accelerated spinach plant. This has the unforeseen consequence of turning her into a 50-foot plant creature that threatens the citizens of Retroville.   

Inventions: ElectroMagnetic Radiation Multiplier, Hieroglyphics Translator, DNA Accelerator, Toaster Window Washer,  Toaster Newspaper Deliverer, Toaster Make-Up Applier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015759 +0000" stop="20260818020852 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Safety First - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A bully has been giving Jimmy a rough time recently, and he's had it. Rather than go to the proper authorities, Jimmy creates an electronic bodyguard piloted by Nanobots. The Nanobots get a little overzealous, though, and the Jim-Tech doesn't help Jimmy's situation much.  

Inventions: the Jim-Tech &amp; Nanobots.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020852 +0000" stop="20260818021955 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Sheen Investigation - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Sheen's oldest and most prized UltraLord is missing! It's up to Jimmy, playing a high-tech Sherlock Holmes, to find it.

Inventions: UltraShock Dance Teacher 8000, Neutra-Scope.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021955 +0000" stop="20260818023100 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Journey to the Center of Carl - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a Sick Patch to make him and his classmates get sick and stay out of school. But when the Sick Patch dissolves into the kids' skin, Jimmy has to go inside Carl to track down the germ and make a vaccine.   

Invention: Neutronic Sick Patch</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023100 +0000" stop="20260818024205 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaughh!! Wilderness!! - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Hugh takes Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl on a camping trip into the wilderness, allowing no technology whatsoever. So what will save them when a big problem comes along?   

Invention: Neutron Camp-In-A-Box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024205 +0000" stop="20260818025307 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party at Neutron's - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Party at Neutron's   Sheen and Carl convince Jimmy to throw a party when his parents go out to watch Ducks. But when Hugh and Judy come home early, how can Jimmy convince his guests to leave?   

Invention: Time Accelerator.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818025307 +0000" stop="20260818030419 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ultra Sheen - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new invention lets you actually be a player in your favorite video game! Sheen enters UltraLord Versus Robo-Fiend and is later joined by Jimmy. But when Carl enters in Llamapalooza, Jimmy's faced with the problem of getting them all back into the real world.   

Invention: Neutronic Game Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030419 +0000" stop="20260818031456 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broadcast Blues - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Broadcast Blues: Jimmy lands the spot of host on Lindbergh Elementary's Public Access show! When the show fails miserably, Cindy and Libby are brought in as producer and co-star, changing informative Science With Jimmy to flashy Funky Jam Dance Party (with some science).   

Inventions: Gravitrax SK30, AccoustaVac.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031456 +0000" stop="20260818032707 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Professor Calamitous, I Presume - S01E27</title>
    <desc>The bad Professor Finbarr Calamitous, who can never finish anything, plots to take over Retroville, with some help from its resident boy genius.   

Invention: Swiss Army Laser.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032707 +0000" stop="20260818033800 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maximum Hugh - S01E28</title>
    <desc>It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards.   

Invention: "...corrective electromagnetic cranial band." (Hugh's headband)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033800 +0000" stop="20260818034859 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleepless in Retroville - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens if the invention is overloaded and the programs mix up?   

Invention: Slumbertron 9000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034859 +0000" stop="20260818041121 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Make Room for Daddy-O - S01E30</title>
    <desc>The Father's Day talent show is only a few days away, and Jimmy has to perform with his Dad. Hugh can't wait for the big night. Jimmy, on the other hand, is afraid of being disgraced in front of the entire school. Sure he loves his dad, but why must Hugh be so dorky and un-cool? So Jimmy invents a device that will alter Hugh's personality, making him the coolest dad in Retroville. The invention's a success. Hugh is so cool he becomes a huge celebrity. But now this new-and-improved Hugh is too cool to spend time with his son. Jimmy must now come up with a last minute solution that will turn Hugh back into the dad he loves.   

Inventions: Neutronic De-dorkenator, mirco-fiber-optic tether net.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041121 +0000" stop="20260818043443 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Beautiful Mine - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, and Goddard blast off into space in Jimmy's newly invented spaceship to mine for aster-rubies while fighting off space bandits and their own greed.   Inventions: the Jimbus, Chip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043443 +0000" stop="20260818045802 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Era - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Jimmy invents the Quantum Replay 9000 which enables him to go back in time. When Hugh gets a hold of it, he accidentally sends Jimmy, Carl and Sheen back 200 million years. Now Jimmy has to figure out how to get back while staving off a rampaging T-Rex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818045802 +0000" stop="20260818052129 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beach Party Mummy - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Bored by a class documentary on mummies, Jimmy decides to take Carl, Sheen, Libby, and Cindy along with him to see the real deal. But when his Electro-Life gizmo accidentally brings the mummies to life, Jimmy's got to keep himself and his friends from becoming the latest addition to Queen Hazabataslapya's Tomb.   Invention: the Electro-Life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052129 +0000" stop="20260818054452 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Retroville 9 - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's determination to captain a winning baseball team leads him to rev up the equipment with Neutronic technology. When the team unexpectedly reaches the World Championship, Jimmy has a crisis of conscience.   Inventions: Hydraulic-force amplifying bat, Sphere-seeking gloves.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818054452 +0000" stop="20260818060756 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grumpy Young Men - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen use Jimmy's Metabolic Accelerator so they can be old enough to buy a violent video game. The machine works a little too well, and the boys end up as senior citizens.   Inventions: Metabolic Accelerator, Experimental Truth Serum</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060756 +0000" stop="20260818063125 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare in Retroville - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's Neutronic Monster-Maker transforms Sheen into a werewolf, Carl into a vampire, and Hugh into Frankenstein's monster. However, Jimmy's invention works too well, making those three real monsters! The little genius's Halloween is complicated when Carl and Sheen bite Cindy and Libby - now there are five monsters chasing him!   Invention: Neutronic Monster-Maker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818063125 +0000" stop="20260818065443 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monster Hunt - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, Carl and Captain Betty set out on a mission to capture the lake monster that has haunted Lake Retroville for at least six months.   Inventions: Sonar Scanner, Demutation Pellet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065443 +0000" stop="20260818071811 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy for President - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy runs for class president against Libby, Sheen and foreign exchange student Bolbi, and Carl ends up being forced by each of them to vote for them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818071811 +0000" stop="20260818074200 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Nanobots - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to update those mischievous Nanobots to correct his non-scientific homework, but the Nanobots become obsessed with pleasing "The Great Creator" and start correcting everything.   Invention: Correcto-Tech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074200 +0000" stop="20260818080532 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Holly Jolly Jimmy - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Jimmy is convinced that Santa Claus does not exist. To prove his theory once and for all, Jimmy travels to the North Pole with Carl and Sheen. The boys find Santa's workshop, but Jimmy thinks it's just another toy factory. In fact, nothing they see convinces Jimmy otherwise. When his homing device accidentally emits a blast of energy to the source of the signal, Santa's atoms get scrambled. With Santa temporarily out of action, who can deliver the presents? Jimmy must now put his doubts aside, load up the hypercube, and try to save Christmas before the people of Retroville make up a new holiday.   Inventions: Reindeer Scenario 8.20-B, Jingle Bell-Powered Sonic Propultion Unit, Laser-Guided Navigational Beacon (Goddard's red nose), Warp Module</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818080532 +0000" stop="20260818082903 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love Potion #976/J - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy shows off his latest invention – a love pheromone – to Carl and Sheen. Anyone exposed to it will fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Jimmy thinks his potion is stored safely in the containment chamber, but Carl accidentally opens it – and love is literally in the air, exposing them all! And Cindy Vortex is the first girl Jimmy sees! Will Jimmy be able to reverse the effects of his latest invention, or will love conquer all?   Inventions: Phermone Number 976/J</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082903 +0000" stop="20260818085231 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheen's Brain - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to stop Sheen from getting left back in school by turing his Brain Drain Helmet into a Brain Gain Helmet. However, his plan backfires when Sheen's I.Q. – as well as his head – inflates to a destructive degree.   Invention: Brain Gain Helmet</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085231 +0000" stop="20260818091550 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>MaternoTron Knows Best - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy creates a robot to replace his vacationing mother, but when it becomes too controlling, will Judy come to the rescue in time?   Inventions: Hydraulic Cuckoo Clock, Materno-Tron, Maternal Chip</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818091550 +0000" stop="20260818093859 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Send in the Clones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Jimmy's chores get in the way of him enjoying rare ice crystals from outer space, he hurriedly creates clones of himself. These clones, however, represent different parts of Jimmy's personality. What will happen when the clones are let loose in Retroville?   Inventions: The six clones from Jimmy's Telepods - Positive Jimmy, Negative Jimmy, Romantic Jimmy, Funny Jimmy, Macho Jimmy, and Evil Jimmy</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818093859 +0000" stop="20260818100229 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Egg Heist - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy helps Princess Guan Qi "Peggy" Tsu by retrieving the Egg-Drop Jade from the Retroville Museum before it is stolen by her evil brother.   Invention: Null Generator</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818100229 +0000" stop="20260818102540 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Feud - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Carl's dads are fighting and forbid their sons from speaking to one another, so Jimmy and Carl must find a way to end the feud and save their friendship.   Inventions: Holographic Star Toad (game), flashlight-like laser, Chloro-Plastic Crabgrass (Perpetual Motion Gyro-Top and Non-Sucking Hydraulic Loopy Straw).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102540 +0000" stop="20260818104910 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out, Darn Spotlight - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to impress Betty Quinlan by auditioning for the lead role in the school play, a musical entitled MacBeth in Space. Though he loses the part to Nick, he jumps at the chance of doing the special effects. However, when Nick breaks his leg skateboarding, will Jimmy rise to the challenge, or let the play go up in smoke?   Inventions: Neutronic Storminator, Hovershoes, laser spear, robo space-walker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104910 +0000" stop="20260818113335 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Junkman Cometh - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen and Carl travel to the Moon to help Jimmy's robotic brother Brobot rescue his parents from The Junkman, an evil space scoundrel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113335 +0000" stop="20260818121824 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Foul Bull - S02E17</title>
    <desc>During a class trip to a rodeo, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen fall for a cute cowgirl, Sally. To prove themselves worthy of Sally's heart, each of the boys set out to master a specific rodeo talent. Sheen turns himself into a rodeo clown, and Carl wrestles a pig, but it's Jimmy who comes out the victor with his impressive bull riding – and fool proof robotic bull, of course. Once the bull malfunctions however, the boys need the help of a real cowboy to save the day. That cowboy, or cowgirl, turns out to be none other than Miss Fowl.   Invention: Hyper-dimensional Super-controlling Electro-Magnet, Bullinator 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121824 +0000" stop="20260818122921 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Fair Affair - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Cindy leads a campaign to ban Jimmy from the school's science fair, citing unfair competition. But even an ousted Jimmy steals the spotlight when his patented oil-generating machine earns him a Nobel Prize for Science – then malfunctions and places everyone at the science fair in grave danger.   Invention: The I Can't Believe It's Not Oil 8000</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122921 +0000" stop="20260818125227 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Men at Work - S02E19</title>
    <desc>To raise money for his inventions, Jimmy decides that he, Sheen, and Carl should get jobs. Skeet, employee of the month at McSpanky's, hires Sheen and Carl, but doesn't think Jimmy's the "McSpanky type," though he agrees to try Jimmy out. Jimmy, however, is not pleased with the brainless (and humiliating) work he has to do, so he takes it upon himself to show everyone what he's capable of - by bringing McSpanky's into the 21st century.   Inventions: Hover Hats, Bee-Be-Gone, McSpanky's improvements (including a tongue scanner and Customer Satisfaction).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125227 +0000" stop="20260818130321 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mighty Wheezers - S02E20</title>
    <desc>The Mighty Wheezers   When his parents go to the desert for a camp-out, Jimmy spends the weekend with the Wheezers. The aches, pains, and insane precautions the Wheezers take to protect their health, however, soon get to Jimmy. Thus, the boy genius sneaks back to his lab and creates health boost pills for the Wheezers. The pills work a little too well, though, and the Wheezers end up with almost super-human abilities! But the effects are only temporary, and they could wear off at any time....   Invention: total health-boost pills.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130321 +0000" stop="20260818131433 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Billion Dollar Boy - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After Jimmy beats the richest kid in Retroville, Eustace Strych, in the Battlekite Flyoffs, Eustace's pride is wounded. He sets up a trap for Jimmy by inviting Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Cindy, Libby, Hugh, and - most importantly - Goddard over to his mansion. There, Hugh befriends Eustace's dad while the kids enjoy an ice cream banquet. Things turn dangerous, however, when Eustace engages Jimmy in a bet - Goddard against one of Eustace's RA units.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131433 +0000" stop="20260818133752 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lights! Camera! Danger! - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The gang enters a script-writing competition, where the winning script will get turned into a movie! The director, Quentin Smithee, chooses Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Sheen, and Carl (much to Hugh's disappointment) to star in Jimmy's movie, which will be shot entirely in Retroville. During the filming, however, dangerous on-set "accidents" start to happen, and the rest of the kids start to doubt starry-eyed Jimmy and inexperienced Smithee.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133752 +0000" stop="20260818140115 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The N Men - S03E02</title>
    <desc>An encounter with the Van Patten radiation belt causes strange mutations in the kids: Jimmy glows orange, Cindy is super strong, Sheen is super fast, Libby can become invisible, and Carl has sonic burps. As the N Men, they work to fight evil in Retroville, but they end up doing more harm than good. The military soon steps in, capturing four of the kids, but only laughing at Jimmy's orange hue. When Jimmy discovers the dark side to his friends' new powers, he must race against time to find a cure - and deal with the effects of his power.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140115 +0000" stop="20260818142442 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomorrow Boys - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl travel 15 years into the future, only to find that some things have gone wrong. Can they right the past to save their future?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142442 +0000" stop="20260818144745 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fundemonium - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After the car company Hugh works for decides they don't need his services anymore, the Neutrons are faced with the awful prospect of moving. To stay in Retroville, Hugh becomes a toy inventor, and the Nanobots return again to wreak more havoc....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144745 +0000" stop="20260818151104 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stranded - S03E05</title>
    <desc>A trip gone wrong ends up turning even worse when Jimmy and Cindy get into an argument that winds up getting them stranded together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151104 +0000" stop="20260818153417 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Goes to College - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jimmy becomes frustrated at school when his scientific lecture is disregarded in favor of making macaroni sculptures. So, when Dean Cain, head of Pamona University, offers him a chance to enroll in that college to help them win a science grant, Jimmy eagerly accepts. He soon finds, however, that college is a completely different world from elementary school ... a much more challenging one. And when it comes to jealousy of Jimmy's knowledge, Cindy (left behind at Lindbergh Elementary) doesn't hold a candle to new classmate Seymour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153417 +0000" stop="20260818155750 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who's Your Mommy - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Carl gets infected by a "face-hugging" parasite, and becomes pregnant with an alien baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155750 +0000" stop="20260818164319 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash of the Cousins - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Neutron family has gathered to celebrate Aunt Maybelline's birthday. When Jimmy's present explodes, everyone suspects him of foul play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164319 +0000" stop="20260818170636 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Big Fat Spy Wedding - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Jimmy's new mission from the BTSO is to follow Beautiful Gorgeous. He takes the job and he discovers that she and Jet Fusion are getting married!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170636 +0000" stop="20260818173001 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen - S03E10</title>
    <desc>A kung-fu warrior wants to be The Chosen One in the temple of Shangri-Llama, but Sheen holds that position, with his ability to put his leg behind his head. So, the warrior kidnaps Libby in order to fight with Sheen and claim the title of The Chosen One as his own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173001 +0000" stop="20260818181938 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Incredible Shrinking Town - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy accidentally shrinks the town of Retroville. Can he get it back to normal size before they're crushed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818181938 +0000" stop="20260818184244 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One of Us - S03E12</title>
    <desc>A children's show has hypnotizing powers and turns the town of Retroville against Jimmy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184244 +0000" stop="20260818190611 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanishing Act - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy tries to become a magician to impress Betty, but something goes horribly wrong, and he ends up transporting the group into alternate universes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190611 +0000" stop="20260818192922 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Clones - S03E14</title>
    <desc>Evil Jimmy returns! Jimmy needs his evil clone to "be" him so he can up his invention output by staying in his lab while the clone goes to school and spends time with his friends and family, so he tries to make the clone a "Good Jimmy." Of course, things go wrong and Evil Jimmy wreaks havoc around town....</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192922 +0000" stop="20260818195254 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Beneath - S03E15</title>
    <desc>Jimmy travels to the Bahama Quadrangle (a parody of Bermuda Triangle) to solve the mysterious disappearances surrounding it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195254 +0000" stop="20260818201616 +0000" channel="C383.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius - S03E16</title>
    <desc>Carl wants to impress a girl by making Jimmy seem stupid in comparison to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816193550 +0000" stop="20260816200137 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Comes to Dinner - S10E09</title>
    <desc>Rick and his date get invited to Dave and June's apartment for dinner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816200137 +0000" stop="20260816202725 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Stamps - S10E10</title>
    <desc>Harriet is made custodian of the books when her women's club decides to purchase a gift for their retiring president with trading stamps.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202725 +0000" stop="20260816205313 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ricky the Milkman - S10E11</title>
    <desc>Rick takes over a friend's milk delivery route as a short-term favor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205313 +0000" stop="20260816211903 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraternity Pin - S10E12</title>
    <desc>Campus rumor has it that Ricky is going to give his fraternity pin to damsel he's only taken out a couple of times.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211903 +0000" stop="20260816214456 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Backyard Pet Show - S10E13</title>
    <desc>Ozzie is selected to judge a neighborhood pet show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214456 +0000" stop="20260816221048 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Special Cake - S10E14</title>
    <desc>There's a tradition in the Nelson family that a wife must bake a special cake in order to remind a husband of upcoming anniversaries. June Nelson might have to do some baking as it appears that David has forgotten their upcoming anniversary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221048 +0000" stop="20260816223639 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Randolph's Niece - S10E15</title>
    <desc>The niece of Joe and Clara Randolph arrives for a visit and Ricky is asked to show her around. Needless to say, this affair does not please his gal Norma.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223639 +0000" stop="20260816230229 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Lamp for Dave and June - S10E16</title>
    <desc>June badly wants a new lamp for their apartment but David says they don't have enough money in their budget.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230229 +0000" stop="20260816232821 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fraternity Cook - S10E17</title>
    <desc>Harriet hires on as the new cook for Ricky's fraternity which leaves Ozzie with the task of fixing his own meals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816232821 +0000" stop="20260816235411 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Operation Barry - S10E18</title>
    <desc>Ozzie tries to ease the fears of young Barry who's scheduled to have an operation removing his tonsils.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235411 +0000" stop="20260817002014 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Making Wally Study - S10E19</title>
    <desc>Ricky's fraternity house is in danger of being put on scholastic probation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817002014 +0000" stop="20260817004600 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lending Money to Wally - S10E20</title>
    <desc>Fraternity brother Wally confesses to Ricky that he can't afford a fancy dinner at a plush restaurant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004600 +0000" stop="20260817011146 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lonesome Parents - S10E21</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet get lonely because they haven't heard from David and June lately.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817011146 +0000" stop="20260817013736 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Client's Daughter - S10E22</title>
    <desc>David ropes Ricky into being a date for the daughter of an important client of his firm.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817013736 +0000" stop="20260817020329 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Student Nurse - S10E23</title>
    <desc>Ricky and pal Wally begin spending a lot of time in the campus infirmary but it's not because they're ailing. It's because of a pretty nurse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020329 +0000" stop="20260817022918 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry's Birthday - S10E24</title>
    <desc>Young Barry pesters Ozzie and Joe into taking him on a fishing trip with them but then the lad's mother informs Ozzie that she plans a surprise party for her son on the same day as the planned outing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022918 +0000" stop="20260817025502 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Handprints in the Sidewalk - S10E25</title>
    <desc>After re-doing their sidewalk, Ozzie and Harriet try to find a place to keep the cement block with the handprints of young David and Ricky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025502 +0000" stop="20260817032113 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick and the Maid of Honor - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Rick serves as best man at the wedding of his friend Jimmy and has to deal with a flirting maid of honor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032113 +0000" stop="20260817034713 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mrs. Bradford's Recipe - S11E02</title>
    <desc>A woman wants David's law firm to sue a local bakery because she claims it stole her favorite cake recipe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034713 +0000" stop="20260817041318 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Apartment - S11E03</title>
    <desc>When David and June leave town for the weekend, Ozzie gets the idea to use the place during their absence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041318 +0000" stop="20260817043927 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick and the Sculptress - S11E04</title>
    <desc>At an art exhibit, Ricky spies a very attractive item but it's not one of the pieces. It's a sculptress.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043927 +0000" stop="20260817050548 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trip to Mexico - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Ozzie and Harriet plan a trip down to Mexico. Then the Randolphs announce that they want to come along too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050548 +0000" stop="20260817053142 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tigers Go to a Dance - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Harriet accepts the chairmanship of her women's club's annual children's dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053142 +0000" stop="20260817055902 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Women's Club Play - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Ozzie agrees to produce a children's play for Harriet's women's club but members soon begin overwhelming him with their suggestions.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055902 +0000" stop="20260817062500 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick Sends a Picture - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Ricky sends a picture of himself to his grandmother and adds a loving inscription but a girl on campus sees the photo and thinks the inscription is about her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062500 +0000" stop="20260817065223 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rick, the Host - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Ricky can't seem to get any privacy on his dates with a hot chick named Gloria because his frat brothers keep tagging along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065223 +0000" stop="20260817071819 +0000" channel="C384.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Losing Miss Edwards - S11E10</title>
    <desc>David tries to persuade his firm's secretary, who quit in a huff, to return to her position.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>An Old Friend of June's - S11E11</title>
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    <title>Any Date in a Storm - S11E20</title>
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    <title>Decorating Dave's Office - S11E21</title>
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    <title>Publicity for the Fraternity - S11E22</title>
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    <title>The Women's Club Bazaar - S11E23</title>
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    <title>Dave's Law Office - S11E24</title>
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    <title>Dave and the Fraternity Lease - S11E25</title>
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    <title>The Torn Dress - S12E01</title>
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    <title>Rick's Wedding Ring - S12E04</title>
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    <title>David Takes a Client to Dinner - S12E07</title>
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    <title>Wally's Pen-Pal - S12E08</title>
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    <title>The Lawyers' Convention - S12E09</title>
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    <title>Money Watchers - S12E10</title>
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    <title>Ozzie's Hidden Trophy - S12E12</title>
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    <title>Rick Makes a Loan - S12E13</title>
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    <title>The Swami - S12E15</title>
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    <title>Getting Together with the Boys - S12E16</title>
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    <title>The Dean's Birthday - S12E19</title>
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    <title>The Uniforms - S12E20</title>
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    <title>Wally's TV Set - S12E21</title>
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    <title>Hayride - S12E22</title>
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    <title>A Letter of Recommendation - S13E05</title>
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    <title>The Pennies - S13E07</title>
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    <title>The Ballerina - S13E08</title>
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    <title>Kris Plays Cupid - S13E11</title>
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    <title>A Helpless Female - S13E12</title>
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    <title>The Exotic Housemother - S13E13</title>
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    <title>Chess Set - S13E14</title>
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    <title>The Cafe Caper - S13E15</title>
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    <title>The Petition - S13E16</title>
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    <title>Rick Grows a Beard - S13E18</title>
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    <title>The Big Dog - S13E19</title>
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    <title>The Trunk - S13E20</title>
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    <title>Kris's Girlfriend - S13E21</title>
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    <title>Rick's Raise - S13E22</title>
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    <title>Breakfast for Harriet - S13E23</title>
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    <title>The Desk Photo - S13E24</title>
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    <title>The Early Rush Party - S13E25</title>
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    <title>A Painting from the Past - S13E26</title>
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    <title>A Bedtime Story - S13E09</title>
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    <title>The Tangled Web - S14E01</title>
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    <title>A Rose a Day - S14E02</title>
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    <title>Kris and the Queen - S14E03</title>
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    <title>The Prowler - S14E05</title>
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    <title>The Nelsons Revisited - S14E06</title>
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    <title>The Secret Passage - S14E07</title>
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    <title>Wally, the Author - S14E08</title>
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    <title>A Message from Kris - S14E09</title>
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    <title>Flying Down to Lunch - S14E10</title>
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    <title>The Equestrians - S14E11</title>
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    <title>Dave, the Worrier - S14E12</title>
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    <title>Ghost Town - S14E13</title>
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    <title>David Picks a Pie - S14E14</title>
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    <title>Kris, the Little Helper - S14E15</title>
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    <title>Sheik of Araby - S14E16</title>
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    <title>Wally's Traffic Ticket - S14E17</title>
    <desc>After Wally receives a traffic ticket, he hires David to fight it.</desc>
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    <title>An Honor for Ozzie - S14E18</title>
    <desc>The neighborhood Tigers Club gets Ozzie an unusual gift of appreciation.</desc>
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    <title>The Hong Kong Suit - S14E19</title>
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    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
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    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
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    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
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    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
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    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816235100 +0000" stop="20260817001434 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
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    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817003808 +0000" stop="20260817010142 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817010142 +0000" stop="20260817012516 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012516 +0000" stop="20260817014850 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014850 +0000" stop="20260817021212 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
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    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817023533 +0000" stop="20260817025855 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Puss is Toby's new BFFAEAE and it's driving Puss crazy, but when Toby is kidnapped by his ninja brothers, Puss realizes how much he misses the big oaf. Unfortunately, the brothers use Toby to steal a powerful gauntlet from the treasure house, which they plan to use for "mad evil, bro."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817025855 +0000" stop="20260817032217 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duchess - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Duchess seeks Artephius' soul for her spell collection, and it's up to Puss to protect him. It turns out that The Duchess and Artephius have a complicated relationship.</desc>
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    <title>Adventure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817034537 +0000" stop="20260817040901 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040901 +0000" stop="20260817043225 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817043225 +0000" stop="20260817045548 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817045548 +0000" stop="20260817051912 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051912 +0000" stop="20260817054236 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
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    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
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    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
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    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
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    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
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    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
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    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
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    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
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    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
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    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
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    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
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    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
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    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
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    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
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    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
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    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
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    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
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    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
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    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
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    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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    <title>Escape Goat - S03E06</title>
    <desc>With his team finally assembled, Puss realizes he has no idea how to lead them into battle to rescue Uli. But one plucky would-be warrior steps up.</desc>
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    <title>Copy Cat - S03E07</title>
    <desc>While he's distracted, Puss agrees to ride for two different groups in the town's horse race. Artephius conjures a Puss "twin" with iffy skills.</desc>
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    <title>Coin Toss - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and others get addicted to a coin toss game, leaving the town vulnerable to thieves. Dulcinea devises a plan to rid the town of gambling fever.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817150450 +0000" stop="20260817152826 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Pickles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kid Pickles hates birthdays, so Puss hatches a plan to help him feel like a king on his special day. But the power soon goes to his head.</desc>
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    <title>Pirate Booty - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Puss joins a pack of quirky pirates on their quest for some legendary treasure, hoping to nab a mystical crown that could help defeat the Bloodwolf.</desc>
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    <title>Cat Fish - S03E11</title>
    <desc>When Puss's pirate friends toss him overboard to help him overcome his fear of the ocean, his watery plunge reunites him with a fishy former flame.</desc>
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    <title>Parrot Booty - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Worry weighs on everyone back in San Lorenzo as Puss and the pirates find treasure and must fight a barbaric parrot with a skeleton army.</desc>
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    <title>Skeleton Town - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Puss brings home the prized Crown of Souls, as well as a pack of creepy skeletons who set the town on edge and make Uli's evil antics seem like a joke.</desc>
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    <title>Familiar Feeling - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Crown of Souls is missing a vital gem, so Puss and company set out to find it. Trouble is, it's in three pieces, each owned by a different witch.</desc>
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    <title>In Dreams - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Puss and friends' quest for the second Gem of the Crown piece gets them caught by a spidery witch who casts Puss into a crazy dream-filled sleep.</desc>
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    <title>Fluteus Maximus - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Puss and pals outwit a flute-playing witch who guards a piece of the gem they seek. But a stunning twist awaits when they obtain the precious shard.</desc>
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    <title>Prey Time - S04E04</title>
    <desc>As our feline hero tests his survival skills upon mysteriously waking in the jungle, San Lorenzo's citizens frantically search for the vanished Puss.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817183714 +0000" stop="20260817190053 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Breaking Good - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's school for wayward thieves inspires a misguided Uli. Meanwhile, pugnacious Puss struggles to keep his feisty paws off the reforming thugs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817190053 +0000" stop="20260817192429 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Written By - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When the Crown of Souls remains inert even with its powerful gem restored, Dulcinea seeks out her favorite author in hopes that he'll have answers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817192429 +0000" stop="20260817194804 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fancy Beast - S04E07</title>
    <desc>To obtain a priceless book about the Crown of Souls, Puss, Dulcinea and Miguela try to trick a pompous man-eating ogre, with unexpected help from Uli.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817194804 +0000" stop="20260817201149 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Titan Up - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sky god Taranis is convinced Puss has great powers that could help control belligerent god Toutatis, who's vowed to destroy all mortals.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817201149 +0000" stop="20260817203525 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boar Games - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Pajuna's old partner Roz comes to town seeking her help with a mission. But the person Roz means to snuff out is Puss, who's off on his own quest.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817203525 +0000" stop="20260817205901 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Small Change - S04E10</title>
    <desc>While seeking out Sphinx's sister for clues about the Obelisk, Puss falls into the Fountain of 100 Changes and becomes one fractured, frazzled kitty.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817205901 +0000" stop="20260817212237 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Lamb - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When valiant Puss and his entourage try to get the Obelisk of Night from Angus, the sheep presents them with perhaps their greatest challenge yet.</desc>
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    <title>The Obelisk - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Having learned the location of the Obelisk, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find the town overtaken by El Moco, who's got a score to settle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817214615 +0000" stop="20260817220953 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bloodwolf - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the fearsome Bloodwolf finally rises, the people of San Lorenzo fight back and soon learn the identity of the one person who can stop the demon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817220953 +0000" stop="20260817223327 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Second to One - S05E01</title>
    <desc>The Bloodwolf's been defeated, and all seems right in San Lorenzo. Puss, no longer the No. 1 hero and protector, gets restless and tries on a new hat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817223327 +0000" stop="20260817225701 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Drill - S05E02</title>
    <desc>The threat of monsters from the Netherworld portal has Puss running the townspeople through some crazy emergency drills, which no one takes seriously.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817225701 +0000" stop="20260817232035 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caballo sin Cabeza - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When a headless horse emerges from the portal seeking the perfect noggin, the San Lorenzans try to deter the creature without losing one of their own.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232035 +0000" stop="20260817234409 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Demon - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea's encouragement of good deeds goes awry when Puss and the other villagers set out to teach a good-natured Netherworld demon how to be evil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234409 +0000" stop="20260818000743 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Too Many Cats - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Our furry hero is amused at first when the portal coughs up a bunch of Puss clones, each with a unique personality. But then he meets his evil twin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818000743 +0000" stop="20260818003117 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before they Hatch - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Orphan Esme's imaginary friend Sally turns out to be a very real gargoyle whose lost eggs must be recovered before her hatchlings endanger the town.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003117 +0000" stop="20260818005451 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Iceman Melteth - S05E07</title>
    <desc>A vengeful ice monster who attacks Puss starts melting, so Puss and Artephius conjure ways to keep him cool while Dulcinea works on his bucket list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818005451 +0000" stop="20260818011825 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swine and Roses - S05E08</title>
    <desc>iToby falls in with a pack of ill-intentioned imps determined to wreak havoc on Lord Crispintine's Day, the holiday when San Lorenzans celebrate love.</desc>
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    <title>The Great Stink - S05E09</title>
    <desc>A putrid stench in San Lorenzo has everyone scrambling to find the source. Eames identifies it right away, but as usual, no one pays attention to him.</desc>
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    <title>Dances with Dingoes - S05E10</title>
    <desc>A charming dingo teaches the villagers a new dance, much to Flamenco-loving Puss's chagrin. But Dulcinea becomes suspicious of her hypnotic gyrations.</desc>
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    <title>Remember Me Not - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea discovers that orphan Li'l Pequeña is a bad fairy sent by the Blind King to help destroy the town. But can she convince Puss and the others?</desc>
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    <title>Through Caverns Measureless - S05E12</title>
    <desc>After Puss and friends jump into the Netherworld, all but Puss gain superpowers. Will his trusty sword be enough to help them battle the Blind King?</desc>
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    <title>A Savage Place - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Joining forces with the Zephilim rebels, Puss rushes to free his friends from the Blind King's clutches and restore order to the Netherworld.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Save the Town - S06E01</title>
    <desc>After blocking the way to the Netherworld, Puss and company return to San Lorenzo to find a town that's greatly changed -- with a new man in charge!</desc>
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    <title>Save the Cat - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Puss rallies the San Lorenzans to save their town before El Moco blows it to bits. But building an army requires Puss to swallow his pride.</desc>
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    <title>Lost and Foundlings - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The orphans compete in a high-stakes contest at the Duchess's command. A strange rumbling shakes things up in San Lorenzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818042657 +0000" stop="20260818045031 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scarlet Panther - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A notorious loan shark shows up in San Lorenzo and insists that Puss's boots belong to him. But without them, Puss just isn't the same.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818045031 +0000" stop="20260818051405 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pajuna Serves Spirits - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It began as a harmless parlor trick. But when Pajuna summons ghosts from the other side, vengeful spirits start taking over the townsfolk.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051405 +0000" stop="20260818053739 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Last Jobs - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Assuming it'll be easy, Puss offers to run the Cow and Moone for Pajuna while she's off on an adventure with her old pal, Roz.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818053739 +0000" stop="20260818060113 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Like a Fox - S06E07</title>
    <desc>A handsome face stirs up jealousy when famed treasure hunter Guy Fox asks a star-struck Dulcinea to join him on his next adventure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060113 +0000" stop="20260818062447 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not a Date - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Puss and Dulcinea decide to go on a vacation together, though neither of them will admit it's a date. Especially when the whole town comes along.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Flock the Boat - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The townsfolk look to Puss to stop San Lorenzo's earthquakes. But first, a mission to rescue a pirate captain from the Island of Doom!</desc>
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    <title>All Hail, Puss! - S06E10</title>
    <desc>When the sky gods grant Puss divine powers to calm the earthquakes, his oversized ego threatens to turn the whole town against him.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Moving Finger Writes - S06E11</title>
    <desc>With the future of the world at stake, Puss and his friends head to the Forbidden Citadel on a mission to find the Great Mage Sino.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>And, Having Writ, Moves On - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Great Mage Sino reveals the full history of San Lorenzo -- and the only way to save it, which requires Puss to give up everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818075903 +0000" stop="20260818082224 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hidden - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Puss stumbles upon the legendary hidden city of San Lorenzo, and soon finds himself forced to protect it from thieves.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sphinx - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Puss accidentally gives the orphans a magic substance that will ultimately make them explode. The only cure is guarded by a Sphinx who challenges Puss with riddles - and contrary to his own belief, Puss is not good at riddles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818084546 +0000" stop="20260818090908 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brothers - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Puss is Toby's new BFFAEAE and it's driving Puss crazy, but when Toby is kidnapped by his ninja brothers, Puss realizes how much he misses the big oaf. Unfortunately, the brothers use Toby to steal a powerful gauntlet from the treasure house, which they plan to use for "mad evil, bro."</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818090908 +0000" stop="20260818093229 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Duchess - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Duchess seeks Artephius' soul for her spell collection, and it's up to Puss to protect him. It turns out that The Duchess and Artephius have a complicated relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818093229 +0000" stop="20260818095549 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Adventure - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Puss misses the old days adventuring with his buddy Jack Sprat. Fearful he will leave San Lorenzo, Dulcinea concocts a super special adventure surprise with the orphans. But Jack Sprat shows up with the promise of a damsel in distress... who turns out to be a super scary monster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095549 +0000" stop="20260818101913 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fountains - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In an effort to save Puss's old mentor, El Guante Blanco, Puss and Dulcinea embark on an adventure to find the Fountain of Youth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818101913 +0000" stop="20260818104237 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bravery - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to convince the Mayor that he is really a hero -- but being "brave" quickly goes to the Mayor's head.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104237 +0000" stop="20260818110601 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golem - S01E08</title>
    <desc>The Golem, a giant clay enemy Puss has been outrunning for years, comes to San Lorenzo. With the help of Artephius, Puss may finally defeat his foe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110601 +0000" stop="20260818112925 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boots - S01E09</title>
    <desc>By stealing enchanted boots from the Treasure House, Jack Sprat sets off a dangerous Devil Wind that threatens to consume all of the town's treasure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818112925 +0000" stop="20260818115249 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea becomes enchanted with heroic powers when she pulls a magical sword from a stone, and Puss must help her learn how to control her strength.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115249 +0000" stop="20260818121613 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mouse - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Puss is obsessed with catching an adorable mouse, but when strange things happen in town, he fears the rodent may be more than a delicious meal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121613 +0000" stop="20260818123937 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Goblin - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When a young goblin arrives in town, Puss tries to convince the orphans that she is more than just a scaly troublemaker.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123937 +0000" stop="20260818130303 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Dulcinea secretly discovers a wishing star and while trying to make things better through wishes, actually makes things a lot worse.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130303 +0000" stop="20260818132627 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pigs - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Toby’s dim-bulb of a brother, Brandt, returns to San Lorenzo and begs Puss to help him reunite with his band of ninja brothers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132627 +0000" stop="20260818134953 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Puss learns that black is the new orange when a curse transforms him into an unlucky black cat. Cast out of town, he must learn how to break the spell.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134953 +0000" stop="20260818141317 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dragon - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Puss promises to kill a dragon that is scaring towns close by. But when he meets it face to face, he changes his plans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141317 +0000" stop="20260818143641 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moles - S02E02</title>
    <desc>While Puss and his best friend, Jack Sprat, look for treasure underground, they find an odd kingdom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818143641 +0000" stop="20260818150005 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mermaid - S02E03</title>
    <desc>To prove he is a ladies' hero, Puss saves a mermaid from a thief who quickly falls in love with him … and becomes a big problem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150005 +0000" stop="20260818152329 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bees - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Puss gets scared when angry bees invade the town, so he calls on the Piper, who has helpful powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152329 +0000" stop="20260818154653 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squad - S02E05</title>
    <desc>While Puss trains the orphans to work as a team to protect San Lorenzo, a villain comes to town and kidnaps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154653 +0000" stop="20260818161017 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spells - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Puss tries to bring back the magic spell that protects the town. But he makes a mistake, and wacky things happen in a shop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818161017 +0000" stop="20260818163341 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scimitar - S02E07</title>
    <desc>While Puss looks for items missing from the treasure house, he gets help from the Scimitar, an evil sword.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818163341 +0000" stop="20260818165705 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stories - S02E08</title>
    <desc>An angry thunder god demands to be let into the treasure house -- or he will destroy San Lorenzo!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818165705 +0000" stop="20260818172029 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sphere - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The Mole King’s treasure is missing, and he won’t give it up unless Puss helps him get his ex-girlfriend back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172029 +0000" stop="20260818174353 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Si - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Puss fights the Duchess for an object that can help him bring back the magic spell that protects the town.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818174353 +0000" stop="20260818180717 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Puss sneaks back into town so he can get rid of someone who is pretending to protect San Lorenzo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180717 +0000" stop="20260818183043 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bootless Cries - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The town of San Lorenzo is in peril and threatened by the Bloodwolf, leaving our feline hero feeling like he's failed. So he seeks a new career path.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183043 +0000" stop="20260818185408 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sullen Earth - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Uli has key information about the Bloodwolf, but he's jailed by the Mole King. Puss reclaims his role as a hero and sets off on a rescue mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185408 +0000" stop="20260818191734 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ugly Duckling - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Puss swallows his pride and asks his mentor El Guante Blanco for help defending San Lorenzo, but the old maestro’s busy with a surprising new protégé.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191734 +0000" stop="20260818194100 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Muscle - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Puss and company seek out the mighty Golem to help save San Lorenzo, but our courageous kitty feels sorely lacking in the brawn department.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194100 +0000" stop="20260818200426 +0000" channel="C385.256.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sword's Man - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Puss reluctantly agrees to recruit Goodsword as the final member of his army, but the powerful blade isn't easily convinced.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194508 +0000" stop="20260816201118 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Secret - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ready, Aim...A crimelord kidnaps Lois and Jimmy, using them as bait to lure our hero into the line of fire of a Kryptonite ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201118 +0000" stop="20260816203729 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Are half powers better than none? To be in two places at one time, Superman rearranges his molecular density.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203729 +0000" stop="20260816210337 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Cube - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Safe from justice? A killer hides inside a bunker made of a strange material even Superman can't penetrate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210337 +0000" stop="20260816212943 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Atomic Captive - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The bomb explodes, a mushroom cloud rises...and Lois and Jimmy are stranded on the test site.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212943 +0000" stop="20260816215451 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superman Silver Mine - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids can wait. Crooks attempt to claim a silver mine for themselves and keep it from becoming a summer camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215451 +0000" stop="20260816222104 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Forget - S06E07</title>
    <desc>An anti-memory vapor can be useful to villains...and perhaps to Clark Kent when he needs to conceal his heroics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222104 +0000" stop="20260816224716 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gentle Monster - S06E08</title>
    <desc>It means no harm. And may bring death to Superman. A newly created robot is powered by Kryptonite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224716 +0000" stop="20260816231325 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman's Wife - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Sorry, Lois. Superman unexpectedly marries a gorgeous blonde policewoman. But why?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816231325 +0000" stop="20260816233935 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Three in One - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Superman Arrested! While he's out of the way, three circus performers use their respective skills in a heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233935 +0000" stop="20260817000557 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Brainy Burro - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Jimmy and Lois: bank robbers. They're accused of a theft committed by thugs and a mind-reading burro.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000557 +0000" stop="20260817003210 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Perils of Superman - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Lois is tied to railroad track! Crooks in lead masks vow vengeance against the Daily Planet staff.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003210 +0000" stop="20260817005824 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All That Glitters - S06E13</title>
    <desc>What if? After a whack to the head, Jimmy dreams he and Lois have the same powers as the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005824 +0000" stop="20260817012417 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman on Earth - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Journey with Superman from Krypton to Metropolis, as he joins that Daily Planet staff and meets the fiery Lois Lane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012417 +0000" stop="20260817015011 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Haunted Lighthouse - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A terrified Jimmy Olsen calls for help, and Superman speeds to an isolated island where strange things happen in the fog-shrouded night.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015011 +0000" stop="20260817021535 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Case of the Talkative Dummy - S01E03</title>
    <desc>As Superman hunts for kidnapped armored-car drivers and a stolen fortune, Jimmy, locked inside a falling safe, hurtles to his doom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021535 +0000" stop="20260817024059 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery of the Broken Statues - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is kidnapped while on the trail of a suave but deadly criminal mastermind and a hidden priceless gem.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024059 +0000" stop="20260817030649 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Monkey Mystery - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Searching for stolen defense secrets, Clark Kent encounters a brutalized woman, a slain organ-grinder -- and a monkey dressed as Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030649 +0000" stop="20260817033245 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of Terror - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Superman races to find Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen who wait, helplessly bound, as a sadistic hit man prepares to execute them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817033245 +0000" stop="20260817035822 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Birthday Letter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Superman is implicated in the abduction of a young girl who is thought to have information concerning hidden counterfeit plates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035822 +0000" stop="20260817042249 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mind Machine - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Bravely testifying against a mobster, Lois Lane will die unless Clark Kent finds the weapon that will soon destroy her mind.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042249 +0000" stop="20260817044751 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rescue - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Trapped in a mine filling with deadly gas, Lois Lane is beyond the reach of rescuers -- and Clark Kent doesn't know!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817044751 +0000" stop="20260817051320 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Superman - S01E10</title>
    <desc>An insane scientist, using powerful experimental truth drugs on Perry White, Lois Lane and Clark Kent, learns Superman's true identity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051320 +0000" stop="20260817053846 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Holds Barred - S01E11</title>
    <desc>When a crooked wrestling promoter paralyzes honest athletes, Superman steps in to reverse the damage and rescue an innocent captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053846 +0000" stop="20260817060345 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deserted Village - S01E12</title>
    <desc>As Clark Kent pursues the monster killing the few people left in Lois Lane's hometown, the girl reporter becomes its next victim.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060345 +0000" stop="20260817062914 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Costume - S01E13</title>
    <desc>After a burglar steals Superman's costume from Clark Kent's closet, a mobster threatens to reveal the Man of Steel's secret identity.

Commentary available by  TV Producer/Author Gary H. Grossman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062914 +0000" stop="20260817065443 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure of the Incas - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Lois and Jimmy follow a trail of murder that could lead to ancient riches -- or to their own deaths.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065443 +0000" stop="20260817072009 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Double Trouble - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Unwittingly involved in a hunt for stolen radium, Jimmy is kidnapped and locked in a deathtrap by a fanatical doctor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072009 +0000" stop="20260817074512 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mystery in Wax - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane, chloroformed while investigating strange disappearances, is held prisoner in Madame Selina's wax museum of the living dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074512 +0000" stop="20260817081044 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Runaway Robot - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Captive Lois Lane will be murdered by gangsters unless inventor Horatio Hinkle uses his unique radio-controlled robot to rob banks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081044 +0000" stop="20260817083540 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Drums of Death - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Aided by his ace reporters, Perry White flies to Haiti to search for his sister, the prisoner of a voodoo cult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083540 +0000" stop="20260817090127 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Evil Three - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Perry White and Jimmy Olsen face death at the hands of three crazed murderers in a crumbling bayou hotel.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090127 +0000" stop="20260817092654 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Riddle of the Chinese Jade - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Lois Lane is held hostage by the armed criminal who has stolen a priceless antique and left two people to drown.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092654 +0000" stop="20260817095243 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Human Bomb - S01E21</title>
    <desc>On a windswept narrow ledge high above the ground, Lois Lane is chained to a dynamite-wielding daredevil ready to die.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095243 +0000" stop="20260817101756 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Czar of the Underworld - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A killer sabotaging the filming of a crime exposé stalks Clark Kent and Inspector Henderson on a Hollywood studio soundstage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101756 +0000" stop="20260817104226 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ghost Wolf - S01E23</title>
    <desc>After discovering human footprints that turn into wolf tracks, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen are trapped in a raging forest fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104226 +0000" stop="20260817110728 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crime Wave - S01E24</title>
    <desc>While hunting down an anonymous crime-boss, the Man of Steel is lured into a lighting-powered deathtrap that stops his heart.

Commentary available by Producer/Writer Chuck Harter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817110728 +0000" stop="20260817113311 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (1) - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent and Lois Lane visit the world's deepest oil well in Silsby, when strange humanoid creatures appear and terrorize the townspeople.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113311 +0000" stop="20260817115900 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unknown People (2) - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Convinced the Mole Men are peaceful beings, Superman must save them from a vengeful mob determined to kill the armed visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115900 +0000" stop="20260817122517 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Five Minutes to Doom - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Beat the clock:  The race is on to stop an innocent Death Row inmate's date with the electric chair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122517 +0000" stop="20260817125131 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Squeeze - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A powerful ally: the Man of Steel assists an ex-con blackmailed into returning to his criminal past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125131 +0000" stop="20260817131747 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Could Read Minds - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Swami says: send for Superman! Jimmy and Lois suspect a nightclub mind reader is linked to a theft ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131747 +0000" stop="20260817134404 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jet Ace - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Look up! Superman rescues a pilot on a test flight gone wrong and later frees him from kidnappers seeking military secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134404 +0000" stop="20260817141021 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shot in the Dark - S02E05</title>
    <desc>An amateur shutterbug snaps some incriminating photos, one of which suggests Clark is you-know-who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141021 +0000" stop="20260817143638 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Defeat of Superman - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Superman is rendered powerless by a kryptonite trap. This sounds like a job for...Lois and Jimmy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143638 +0000" stop="20260817150251 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman in Exile - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Beware of Superman! A nuclear incident leaves him glowing with radioactivity and lethal to anyone he's near.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150251 +0000" stop="20260817152912 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Ghost for Scotland Yard - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Man or spirit? A magician believed dead may have resurfaced in a vendetta against his earthly foes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152912 +0000" stop="20260817155527 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Dog Who Knew Superman - S02E09</title>
    <desc>The nose knows. A dog rescued from a well by Superman keeps showing up at Clark Kent's office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817155527 +0000" stop="20260817162141 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Face and the Voice - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Looks like him. Sounds like him. But he isn't Superman! A lookalike Man of Steel goes on a crime spree.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162141 +0000" stop="20260817164757 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Lead Mask - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Surgically altered fingerprints. Lead masks to block x-ray vision. Will these foil the police and Superman?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164757 +0000" stop="20260817171413 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic in the Sky - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Destination: Earth! Superman saves Metropolis from a plummeting asteroid -- and loses his memory in the process.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171413 +0000" stop="20260817174030 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Machine That Could Plot Crimes - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Meet Mr. Kelso, the computer that plans split second bank heists...and may know superman's secret, too.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174030 +0000" stop="20260817180647 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jungle Devil - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The superhero saves a lost expedition, defeats a fearsome beast and uses his grip to turn coal into diamonds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180647 +0000" stop="20260817183211 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Friend Superman - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Burger, fries and friendship.  Not everyone believes a diner owner who boasts of being pals with Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183211 +0000" stop="20260817185829 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Clown Who Cried - S02E16</title>
    <desc>What kind of clown would rob a kids' charity telethon? An imposter clown, that's who!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185829 +0000" stop="20260817192445 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Who Hated Superman - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Clark is temporary guardian of a crime-connected youth who secretly plots revenge against the reporter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192445 +0000" stop="20260817195102 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Semi-Private Eye - S02E18</title>
    <desc>Sam Spade. Philip Marlowe. Jimmy Olsen? He poses as a trench-coated private eye to stalk kidnappers.

Commentary available by Jack Larson (Jimmy Olsen) and Noel Neill (Lois Lane).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195102 +0000" stop="20260817201718 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Perry White's Scoop - S02E19</title>
    <desc>Stop the presses! Frustrated by Daily Planet's reporters, Perry White decides to cover a murder story himself.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201718 +0000" stop="20260817204333 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beware the Wrecker - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A terrorist bombs Metropolis' transportation systems. His method: armed, radio-controlled toy airplanes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204333 +0000" stop="20260817210948 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden Vulture - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Avast, ye scurvy mates! A salvage-boat captain who fancies himself a pirate holds Lois and Jimmy captive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210948 +0000" stop="20260817213604 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy Olsen, Boy Editor - S02E22</title>
    <desc>Great Caesar's ghost! Jimmy Olsen replaces Perry White for a day -- with dizzy and dangerous results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213604 +0000" stop="20260817220219 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lady in Black - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Noises. Unusual people. Jimmy is sure something strange is going on at the apartment of his mom's friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817220219 +0000" stop="20260817222835 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star of Fate - S02E24</title>
    <desc>A mystery from Egypt's past: the antidote to an ancient poison is under the base of the Great Pyramid.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222835 +0000" stop="20260817225451 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Whistling Bird - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The bird has the word. A pet parakeet that knows an inventor's secret formula is mysteriously birdnapped.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225451 +0000" stop="20260817232010 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around the World with Superman - S02E26</title>
    <desc>Paging Dr. Superman! His x-ray vision helps a surgeon restore a girl's sight, then he flies her on a world tour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232010 +0000" stop="20260817234618 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Through the Time Barrier - S03E01</title>
    <desc>An inventor's time contraption whisks the Daily Planet staff to 50,000 B.C. One problem: how to get back!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234618 +0000" stop="20260818001227 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Talking Clue - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Sound and fury. Bank robbers have a sudden interest in a young audiophile's collection of recorded sounds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818001227 +0000" stop="20260818003835 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lucky Cat - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ladders, black cats, Friday the 13th. All harmless -- but someone intends real harm to an anti-superstition society.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003835 +0000" stop="20260818010446 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Superman Week - S03E04</title>
    <desc>No dinners, no hoopla...just Kryptonite.  Two thugs have their own way of celebrating Superman Week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818010446 +0000" stop="20260818013053 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Great Caesar's Ghost - S03E05</title>
    <desc>He claims to be Caesar. But who's really behind the strange apparition vexing Perry White?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013053 +0000" stop="20260818015701 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Test of a Warrior - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Great Horse faces his tribe's test of valor -- with help from a spirit named Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015701 +0000" stop="20260818022310 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Olsen's Millions - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Gee, thanks! An elderly woman rewards Jimmy $1 million because she thinks he rescued her cat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022310 +0000" stop="20260818024920 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clark Kent, Outlaw - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Clark Kent is the man on the inside, posing as an ace safecracker to get the goods on a crime ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024920 +0000" stop="20260818031528 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Necklace - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Wear the necklace and it protects you from harm. Bullets even bounce off Clark when he wears it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031528 +0000" stop="20260818034134 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully of Dry Gulch - S03E10</title>
    <desc>His town. His way. But a bogus gunslinger who rules a Western town is no match for the Man of Steel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034134 +0000" stop="20260818040743 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight to the North - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Good ol' boy Sylvester is mistaken for Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040743 +0000" stop="20260818043351 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Seven Souvenirs - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Is something hidden inside them? Items purchased at a Superman souvenir store may be clues to a crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043351 +0000" stop="20260818045956 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King for a Day - S03E13</title>
    <desc>A royal performance: Jimmy poses as a prince of Burgonia to help thwart an assassination plot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818045956 +0000" stop="20260818052604 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joey - S04E01</title>
    <desc>A day at the races: Superman fight track corruption and the Daily Planet's racehorse gallops to victory.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052604 +0000" stop="20260818055210 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Unlucky Number - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Guess the number of jelly beans in the jar. With superman's help, it's possible to win a fixed contest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055210 +0000" stop="20260818061820 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Freeze - S04E03</title>
    <desc>They'll stop him cold! Thugs think a freezer will keep Superman on ice during a rigged election.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818061820 +0000" stop="20260818064430 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril by Sea - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Criminals aboard a submarine aim to torpedo Perry White and his seaside cottage to smithereens.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818064430 +0000" stop="20260818071035 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Topsy Turvy - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Which way is up? An invention that causes the illusion of being upside-down is stolen for villainous use.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818071035 +0000" stop="20260818073645 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jimmy the Kid - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Who's that guy? Hoodlums kidnap Jimmy and put a tough-talking lookalike in his place at the Daily Planet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818073645 +0000" stop="20260818080256 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Girl Who Hired Superman - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Villains have Superman right where they want him when he attends a party for a visiting foreign dignitary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818080256 +0000" stop="20260818082904 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wedding of Superman - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Superman pops the question, Lois says "yes". Is it a dream come true for the smitten femme reporter?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082904 +0000" stop="20260818085516 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dagger Island - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Three brothers, one fortune.  Its finders keepers as the trio hunt for a hidden family inheritance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085516 +0000" stop="20260818092125 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackmail - S04E10</title>
    <desc>A $500,000 heist -- and Inspector Henderson is the fall guy when some of the dough is planted on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092125 +0000" stop="20260818094733 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Rock - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Mobsters use Kryptonite to capture the Man of Steel -- or at least a man they think is Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818094733 +0000" stop="20260818101343 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom Ring - S04E12</title>
    <desc>How do you stop thieves who have the power of invisibility? That's the new challenge facing Superman!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818101343 +0000" stop="20260818103948 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jolly Roger - S04E13</title>
    <desc>Shiver me timbers! Pirates hold Clark, Lois and Jimmy on a deserted isle the U.S. Navy intends to destroy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818103948 +0000" stop="20260818110555 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Peril in Paris - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Good intentions gone bad. Superman helps a woman escape from behind the Iron Curtain...and inadvertently becomes a jewel smuggler.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110555 +0000" stop="20260818113203 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tin Hero - S05E02</title>
    <desc>A nose for news: A meek bookkeeper is an ace crime reporter -- with an occasional assist from Superman.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113203 +0000" stop="20260818115809 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Tomb of Zaharan - S05E03</title>
    <desc>She's the one. Members of a bizarre cult believe Lois is their ancient queen returned to life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115809 +0000" stop="20260818122412 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Made Dreams Come True - S05E04</title>
    <desc>A bogus seer aims to make his own crooked dream come true - a plan to usurp the rule of a dotty monarch.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122412 +0000" stop="20260818125018 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Disappearing Lois - S05E05</title>
    <desc>She'll get all the dirt. Lois goes undercover, posing as a housemaid to get a story on a notorious criminal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125018 +0000" stop="20260818131626 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Money to Burn - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Hot news: The arson suspect in a big warehouse fir is...Perry White!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131626 +0000" stop="20260818134234 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Town That Wasn't - S05E07</title>
    <desc>You can't locate it on a map. What's the secret behind a tiny, mysterious, out-of-the-way town?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134234 +0000" stop="20260818140841 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Close Shave - S05E08</title>
    <desc>A shave, a haircut, a new you, maybe a new life. A barber has an unusual influence on others.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140841 +0000" stop="20260818143449 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phony Alibi - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Dialed in: An inventor's new creation gives crooks the ability to zoom themselves through telephone lines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818143449 +0000" stop="20260818150056 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prince Albert Coat - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Oops! A boy gives his grandpa's coat to charity, unaware it holds the man's life savings. Can Superman save the savings?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150056 +0000" stop="20260818152700 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Stolen Elephant - S05E11</title>
    <desc>And some kids just want a pony. A boy thinks the stolen circus elephant he finds is his birthday gift.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152700 +0000" stop="20260818155306 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Zero - S05E12</title>
    <desc>He's not from around here: A pint-sized Martian has a power that may be useful to crooks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155306 +0000" stop="20260818161911 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever Goes Up - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Olsen: Scientist. The anti-gravity fluid he creates with his chemistry set draws interest from military men...and criminals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818161911 +0000" stop="20260818164523 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Last Knight - S06E01</title>
    <desc>A gentlemen's society of armored knights holds many secrets (and holds jimmy and Lois captive, too).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164523 +0000" stop="20260818171133 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Magic Secret - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Ready, Aim...A crimelord kidnaps Lois and Jimmy, using them as bait to lure our hero into the line of fire of a Kryptonite ray gun.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171133 +0000" stop="20260818173744 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Divide and Conquer - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Are half powers better than none? To be in two places at one time, Superman rearranges his molecular density.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173744 +0000" stop="20260818180352 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mysterious Cube - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Safe from justice? A killer hides inside a bunker made of a strange material even Superman can't penetrate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180352 +0000" stop="20260818182958 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Atomic Captive - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The bomb explodes, a mushroom cloud rises...and Lois and Jimmy are stranded on the test site.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182958 +0000" stop="20260818185506 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Superman Silver Mine - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids can wait. Crooks attempt to claim a silver mine for themselves and keep it from becoming a summer camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185506 +0000" stop="20260818192119 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Forget - S06E07</title>
    <desc>An anti-memory vapor can be useful to villains...and perhaps to Clark Kent when he needs to conceal his heroics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192119 +0000" stop="20260818194731 +0000" channel="C387.258.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Gentle Monster - S06E08</title>
    <desc>It means no harm. And may bring death to Superman. A newly created robot is powered by Kryptonite.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Superman's Wife - S06E09</title>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816211107 +0000" stop="20260816213440 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816213440 +0000" stop="20260816214704 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816220723 +0000" stop="20260816223151 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817001026 +0000" stop="20260817003530 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817005908 +0000" stop="20260817012340 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012340 +0000" stop="20260817014718 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014718 +0000" stop="20260817021052 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024335 +0000" stop="20260817030803 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817053520 +0000" stop="20260817055952 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817062330 +0000" stop="20260817064703 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817071947 +0000" stop="20260817074415 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817153554 +0000" stop="20260817155927 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817163210 +0000" stop="20260817165638 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165638 +0000" stop="20260817172213 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172213 +0000" stop="20260817174748 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174748 +0000" stop="20260817181107 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181107 +0000" stop="20260817183513 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183513 +0000" stop="20260817190017 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817194827 +0000" stop="20260817201206 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817201206 +0000" stop="20260817203539 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817203539 +0000" stop="20260817204803 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817210822 +0000" stop="20260817213250 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817213250 +0000" stop="20260817215825 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817215825 +0000" stop="20260817222359 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817222359 +0000" stop="20260817224719 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817231124 +0000" stop="20260817233628 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817233628 +0000" stop="20260818000007 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818000007 +0000" stop="20260818002439 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818002439 +0000" stop="20260818004817 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004817 +0000" stop="20260818011151 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818011151 +0000" stop="20260818012415 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013141 +0000" stop="20260818013445 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013908 +0000" stop="20260818014434 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818014434 +0000" stop="20260818020902 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818020902 +0000" stop="20260818023437 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818023437 +0000" stop="20260818030011 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818030011 +0000" stop="20260818032330 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818032330 +0000" stop="20260818034736 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818041240 +0000" stop="20260818043619 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818043619 +0000" stop="20260818050050 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818052429 +0000" stop="20260818054802 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818060753 +0000" stop="20260818061057 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818061520 +0000" stop="20260818062045 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818062045 +0000" stop="20260818064514 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064514 +0000" stop="20260818071048 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818071048 +0000" stop="20260818073623 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818073623 +0000" stop="20260818075942 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818091231 +0000" stop="20260818093702 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818093702 +0000" stop="20260818100041 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818100041 +0000" stop="20260818102414 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818102414 +0000" stop="20260818103639 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818103954 +0000" stop="20260818104404 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818105131 +0000" stop="20260818105657 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818112125 +0000" stop="20260818114700 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818114700 +0000" stop="20260818121235 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818121235 +0000" stop="20260818123554 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818123554 +0000" stop="20260818130000 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
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    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134842 +0000" stop="20260818141314 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ether Drift Theory - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Trevor's experiments in artificial lifeforms are contained in an ecosystem called the Habitat. An ocean of paralytic fluid protects it from the intrusion of outside influences...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The Purge - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Aeon is on the trail of the ill-mannered criminal brute, Bambara...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818143653 +0000" stop="20260818150026 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>End Sinister - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Trevor prepares to shoot a ray which will change the course of human evolution...</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818150026 +0000" stop="20260818151250 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>A heavily guarded fortress of concrete and steel. A lone, silent assassin fights against overwhelming odds to bring down a tyrannical regime. Almost nothing can stop Aeon Flux from fulfilling her mission...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151250 +0000" stop="20260818151606 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gravity - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A hollow tooth, a traincar, a briefcase, a mysterious man in a long coat, and the irresistible pull of gravity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151606 +0000" stop="20260818152016 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirror - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A nighttime hit in an empty house pits Aeon against her own worst enemy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818152016 +0000" stop="20260818152320 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Leisure - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Aeon comes home to settle in for a nice quiet evening of her favorite game.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818152320 +0000" stop="20260818152743 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tide - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Strange circumstances force Aeon to enlist the aid of an ally against Trevor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818152743 +0000" stop="20260818153309 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>War - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon's unique skills on the battlefield are tested in a war without beginning or end.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818153309 +0000" stop="20260818155737 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Utopia or Deuteranopia - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild has recently seized power in the nation of Bregna. The former leader, Clavius, has vanished under mysterious circumstances...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155737 +0000" stop="20260818162312 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Isthmus Crypticus - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Trevor Goodchild's latest obsession is an exquisite being which he keeps locked away in a secret chamber...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162312 +0000" stop="20260818164846 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thanatophobia - S03E03</title>
    <desc>A heavily armed border wall separates the nations of Bregna and Monica. Yet many Breens seek to escape the mysterious designs of Trevor Goodchild...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164846 +0000" stop="20260818171206 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Last Time For Everything - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Aeon has heard about Trevor's new method for creating exact human duplicates...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171206 +0000" stop="20260818173612 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Demiurge - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Aeon Flux and the Monican resistance force have captured the Demiurge, a powerful god-like being, and prepare to send it into space to rid the Earth of its influence. The Breens, led by Trevor Goodchild, battle to prevent the launch...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173612 +0000" stop="20260818180116 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reraizure - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Trevor's interrogation of a Monican agent leads inevitably to his favorite subject -- Aeon Flux...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180116 +0000" stop="20260818182454 +0000" channel="C388.259.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chronophasia - S03E07</title>
    <desc>These are the last things Aeon remembers -- a baby's photo, a set of coordinates, Trevor's troops approaching...</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
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    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
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    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
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    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
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    <title>Godspeed, Drunk Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Elvis tries to stop the mind-control weapon from ruining his "Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite" concert. To help, a stoned Scatter launches into space.</desc>
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    <title>Full Tilt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
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    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Cocaine Tuesdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While filming "Change of Habit," Elvis becomes inspired by the moon landing and sets out to try and stop a major drug deal — despite CeCe's objections.</desc>
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    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
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    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
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    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
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    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
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    <title>Godspeed, Drunk Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Elvis tries to stop the mind-control weapon from ruining his "Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite" concert. To help, a stoned Scatter launches into space.</desc>
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    <title>Full Tilt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
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    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Cocaine Tuesdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While filming "Change of Habit," Elvis becomes inspired by the moon landing and sets out to try and stop a major drug deal — despite CeCe's objections.</desc>
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    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
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    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Maghrebi Mint - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When psychedelic drug professor Timothy Leary gets sprung from prison, Elvis and CeCe trace him to Algeria, where the Commander tries to woo Bertie.</desc>
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    <title>Head Soup - S01E08</title>
    <desc>As an Elvis fan convention takes place at The Peabody Memphis hotel, the singer experiences a wild, drug-fueled trip courtesy of Professor Leary.</desc>
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    <title>Swollen Desire - S01E09</title>
    <desc>While Bertie runs some interference with the Commander, Elvis tries to find out what Project Tupelo is — and why he keeps having flashbacks about it.</desc>
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    <title>Godspeed, Drunk Monkey - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Elvis tries to stop the mind-control weapon from ruining his "Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite" concert. To help, a stoned Scatter launches into space.</desc>
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    <title>Full Tilt - S01E01</title>
    <desc>As he prepares for his Comeback Special, Elvis gets targeted by the Manson Family while a covert organization seeks to recruit him to its ranks.</desc>
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    <title>F*ck You, Vegas - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Elvis returns to Vegas and encounters Howard Hughes, a gang of evil spies and a nuclear airplane, while Bertie deals with Scatter's reckless behavior.</desc>
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    <title>Cocaine Tuesdays - S01E03</title>
    <desc>While filming "Change of Habit," Elvis becomes inspired by the moon landing and sets out to try and stop a major drug deal — despite CeCe's objections.</desc>
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    <title>Total Mind F*ck - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Elvis goes through on-the-job training when the Commander sends him on his first TCB mission to find a possible new weapon at the Altamont Free Concert.</desc>
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    <title>Maximum Density - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Elvis, CeCe, Bobby Ray and Scatter head to Washington, D.C., for a mission to intercept a file that could reveal the TCB to an unknowing President Nixon.</desc>
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    <title>Pookie-Bear - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Before Elvis performs at a USO event in Vietnam, he and CeCe meet an unexpected contact as they investigate the possible use of the mind-control weapon.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
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    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls turn a profit for the first time thanks to Retsuko’s business acumen. Haida hits it off with Inui after an unexpected encounter.</desc>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817085705 +0000" stop="20260817091310 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817110137 +0000" stop="20260817111852 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817113643 +0000" stop="20260817115541 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817115541 +0000" stop="20260817121504 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817121504 +0000" stop="20260817124237 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817124237 +0000" stop="20260817130051 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Haida still doesn't have a job, and doesn't seem interested in getting another one any time soon – which makes Retsuko feel uneasy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817130051 +0000" stop="20260817131930 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Under the avatar "Fennelope," Fenneko befriends Haida and Shikabane in the online game and sets up a meeting with them in real life.</desc>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817145056 +0000" stop="20260817150854 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817150854 +0000" stop="20260817152616 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152616 +0000" stop="20260817155955 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Office worker Retsuko lets out her daily frustrations with her job by going to a karaoke bar and singing death metal.</desc>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko experiences a glimmer of hope when her free-spirited friend, Puko, proposes starting up her own business.</desc>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes more inclined to stand up to her superiors, which backfires when she learns her dream job isn't what she hoped it would be.</desc>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Feeling she can have a happy life by marrying someone with a huge salary, Retsuko takes up yoga classes, where she meets her co-workers Gori and Washimi.</desc>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Gori and Washimi end up taking Retsuko to her usual karaoke bar, where her penchant for death metal is exposed.</desc>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ton acts uncharacteristically nice following his warning, only for him to discover who it was who reported him.</desc>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls turn a profit for the first time thanks to Retsuko’s business acumen. Haida hits it off with Inui after an unexpected encounter.</desc>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Haida still doesn't have a job, and doesn't seem interested in getting another one any time soon – which makes Retsuko feel uneasy.</desc>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Under the avatar "Fennelope," Fenneko befriends Haida and Shikabane in the online game and sets up a meeting with them in real life.</desc>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044153 +0000" stop="20260818050112 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050112 +0000" stop="20260818051907 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051907 +0000" stop="20260818053705 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053705 +0000" stop="20260818055427 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Disconnected World - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Running for office isn't for the faint hearted — or the empty pocketed. They need to come up with a 3 million yen deposit fast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055427 +0000" stop="20260818062806 +0000" channel="C398.260.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Other Side of Rage - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The pressure almost gets the better of her, but after a quick interaction with Ton, Retsuko picks up the microphone to speak to her potential voters.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S01E01</title>
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    <title>A Good, Hard-Working Girl - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Short-Timer - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Walking Down the Aisle - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Exposed - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Stoking Rebellion - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing about Retsuko's troubles with her boss, Ton, Washimi uses her connections with the company president to help her out.</desc>
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    <title>The Duel - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Ton acts uncharacteristically nice following his warning, only for him to discover who it was who reported him.</desc>
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    <title>The Out of Pocket Prince - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Retsuko attends an office mixer, where she meets Resasuke from the sales department.</desc>
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    <title>A Rosy World - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko falls head over heels for Resasuke, becoming oblivious to how bad things really are.</desc>
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    <title>The Dream Ends - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko is forced to realise that she can't keep ignoring the pain she is going through.</desc>
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    <title>Time to Grow Up - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Retsuko becomes increasingly frustrated with her mother's overbearing ways. Director Ton demands the team be tough on their incoming new hire.</desc>
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    <title>The New Hire Named Anai - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Without Retsuko's approval, her mother sets up an arranged marriage meeting. At first glance, new hire Anai seems like a nice and eager employee.</desc>
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    <title>Double Moratorium - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Director Ton berates Retsuko for Anai's lack of progress on the job. Meanwhile, Anai continues to react very badly to any feedback from Retsuko.</desc>
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    <title>Unavoidable Impact - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Anai have to host a food stall for the company’s Family Appreciation Day event, but Retsuko does all the work herself to avoid conflict.</desc>
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    <title>United Front - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Everybody hates Retsuko’s badly-prepared yakisoba. Anai doesn’t lift a finger to help, until Kabae gives him some words of encouragement.</desc>
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    <title>Unknown Future - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Hearing that Shirota has officially moved on, Retsuko lets herself be talked into attending a matchmaking event -- where she runs into Director Gori.</desc>
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    <title>Growing Affection - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Now with a driver's license, Retsuko takes Gori and Washimi on a road trip, but things go south when the two ladies get into a heated argument.</desc>
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    <title>He Lives Above the Clouds - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The unassuming Tadano turns out to be a rising tech mogul. He offers to take Retsuko out for ramen, but it's nothing like she imagined.</desc>
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    <title>She's Dreaming - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko begins to dream of a happy future with Tadano. She joins him on a business-related golf outing, and is horrified when Director Ton shows up.</desc>
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    <title>Wonderful Life - S02E10</title>
    <desc>The world learns all about Retsuko’s high profile relationship and Tadano declares that he wants to be with her forever -- without getting married.</desc>
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    <title>The Blessings of Life - S03E01</title>
    <desc>With her romance over, Retsuko fills the void with a virtual boyfriend. Her savings take a massive hit when she spends recklessly on in-game purchases.</desc>
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    <title>Deep in the Hole - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Retsuko inadvertently backs into a parked car, damaging the other vehicle. Desperate for repair money, she reaches out to Gori for a loan.</desc>
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    <title>A Sheltered Life - S03E03</title>
    <desc>To repay her debt, Retsuko starts working as the accounting manager for an underground idol group. In reality, she's at their beck and call.</desc>
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    <title>Winds of Change - S03E04</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls turn a profit for the first time thanks to Retsuko’s business acumen. Haida hits it off with Inui after an unexpected encounter.</desc>
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    <title>An Urchin in the Desert - S03E05</title>
    <desc>After seeing Retsuko sing, Hyodo proposes that Retsuko become the lead vocalist, demoting Manaka in the process.</desc>
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    <title>Crossroads - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The group’s popularity soars after a blogger's favorable review. Concerned by Retsuko's recent odd behavior, Haida secretly tails her to Hokkaido.</desc>
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    <title>An Impenetrable Wall - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The OTMGirls receive an offer to perform at a rock festival. Hyodo rebrands the idols as a band, and the members must now learn to play instruments.</desc>
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    <title>Bursting Her Bubble - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Manaka’s devotion to instrumental mastery inspires others to step up. Haida agrees to teach Retsuko guitar, but he invites Inui over on the same day.</desc>
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    <title>The End of the Moratorium - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Inui opens up to Haida about her feelings, but he's unable to respond. Director Ton lectures Retsuko when he learns she has a side gig.</desc>
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    <title>When You Count to Ten - S03E10</title>
    <desc>She's shaken, but Retsuko acts normal in front of her bandmates after a deranged fan accosts her. Haida struggles to choose between Retsuko and Inui.</desc>
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    <title>Someone from Work - S04E01</title>
    <desc>With a new apartment and a collection of weapons, Retsuko moves forward after her attack, but her relationship with Haida remains at a standstill.</desc>
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    <title>The New Boss - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Haida helps the company president to the hospital after avoiding Retsuko. Changes come to the office when Himuro is chosen as the company new lead.</desc>
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    <title>Dirty Work - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Haida's relationship worsens, and Fenneko panics. Himuro orders Ton to lay off several workers to save costs, but Ton refuses.</desc>
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    <title>Unkept Promises - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Retsuko and Fenneko blab to Himuro about Ton's past work harassment during a night of drinking. Retsuko tells Haida she only wants to be friends.</desc>
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    <title>Options - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Ton despairs about his demotion while Yagyu becomes the new director. Haida gains a confidence boost after Retsuko reaches out to him.</desc>
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    <title>Struggle for Survival - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Ton resigns without telling his family. Yagyu nags Kabae after she leaves early to care for her son. Retsuko and her friends worry about more changes.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Up - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Himuro praises Haida's work; Retsuko learns about Ton's new job. Feeling guilty, she tries to talk to Haida, but he's too busy doing Himuro's bidding.</desc>
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    <title>Headhunting - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Encouraged by Tadano, Retsuko tries to get Ton to manage her Death-Voice channel. Haida accepts a nefarious task from Himuro.</desc>
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    <title>Unauthorized Access - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Retsuko uncovers Haida's actions after he gets his own office and seeks advice from Ton. Finally, Retsuko decides to confront Haida.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Retsuko's friends join up to gather evidence of fraud. After Haida admits his involvement and Retsuko berates him, he makes one last critical decision.</desc>
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    <title>A Prison Called Freedom - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Haida still doesn't have a job, and doesn't seem interested in getting another one any time soon – which makes Retsuko feel uneasy.</desc>
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    <title>Spooky Shikabane - S05E02</title>
    <desc>With no job, no home and no girlfriend, Haida hunkers down in an internet cafe and, mortifyingly, bumps into an online friend in real life.</desc>
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    <title>ANAGURA and Reality - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Under the avatar "Fennelope," Fenneko befriends Haida and Shikabane in the online game and sets up a meeting with them in real life.</desc>
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    <title>Restart - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Haida now has to visit Retsuko's parents in two weeks. He'll have to tell them that he's unemployed — unless he can find a job before then.</desc>
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    <title>A Mysterious Messenger - S05E05</title>
    <desc>A suspicious looking man comes up to Manaka after an OTM Girls' show and asks her about "Aggressive Retsuko." Haida meets up with Tadano.</desc>
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    <title>A Family Emergency - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Haida tells her she doesn't have to come, but Retsuko insists on going with him to visit his family home — and it's nothing like what she expected.</desc>
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    <title>Rage Mission - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Retsuko gets approached by a suspicious, but somewhat familiar-looking man who really, really wants her to run for office.</desc>
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    <title>Rising to the Challenge - S05E08</title>
    <desc>The day after taking to the stage with Ikari, Retsuko is filled with stress and regret. Time for an epic karaoke session!</desc>
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    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
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    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
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    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
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    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
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    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
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    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
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    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
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    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
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    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
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    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
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    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
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    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
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    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
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    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
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    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
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    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
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    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
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    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092645 +0000" stop="20260817100917 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
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    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105151 +0000" stop="20260817113450 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817113450 +0000" stop="20260817121723 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817121723 +0000" stop="20260817125956 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125956 +0000" stop="20260817134225 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134225 +0000" stop="20260817142357 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142357 +0000" stop="20260817150531 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150531 +0000" stop="20260817154703 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154703 +0000" stop="20260817162835 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162835 +0000" stop="20260817171007 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171007 +0000" stop="20260817175140 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175140 +0000" stop="20260817183312 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183312 +0000" stop="20260817190201 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190201 +0000" stop="20260817194332 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194332 +0000" stop="20260817202503 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202503 +0000" stop="20260817210634 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210634 +0000" stop="20260817214807 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817214807 +0000" stop="20260817222938 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222938 +0000" stop="20260817231110 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231110 +0000" stop="20260817235241 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235241 +0000" stop="20260818003412 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003412 +0000" stop="20260818011543 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011543 +0000" stop="20260818015714 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo 911 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Our airplane repo men do the impossible! Kevin poses as an interviewer to gain access to a Westwind jet, Ken and Danny valet a car to get the keys to a Cessna CJ3. Mike repos an air ambulance, but not before he rescues their final lifesaving mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015714 +0000" stop="20260818024047 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Got an Emergency Situation - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Meet three adrenaline-seeking repo men chase multi-million dollar jets across America looking for a big payoff. Relying upon wits, skill and sheer cojones, to stay one step ahead of the law and airplanes with issues, it's high risk for high reward for these super repo men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024047 +0000" stop="20260818032319 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spies in the Night - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Repo mastermind Mike Kennedy braves a potential suicide mission in California’s Central Valley in pursuit of big bucks. Kevin Lacey finds himself, and his 25K payday, at the mercy of a vengeful mechanic and a windy Colorado night.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818032319 +0000" stop="20260818040652 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed and Airborne - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The million-dollar repo men face menacing mechanics, dangerous swamps and 6 armed cops in their attempts to seize luxury planes and big paydays.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818040652 +0000" stop="20260818044923 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Narrow Escape - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy braves gators in the Florida night to snatch a party boy’s Cessna Float plane. Kevin Lacey enrolls a vengeful divorcé for a high-altitude, high-risk heist in Colorado and Ken and Danny have a close encounter with an angry debtor and his shovel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044923 +0000" stop="20260818053155 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alone in Alaska - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Adrenaline junkie Mike Kennedy boldly sets out into the remote Alaskan wilderness, braving wolf country and bitter temperatures, in a hunt for a Piper Super Cub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053155 +0000" stop="20260818061428 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Undercover and Out of Time - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy teams up in Southern California to snatch a plane in broad daylight, Kevin Lacey poses as a Cajun pilot to heist a two million dollar prize, and Ken Cage finds himself facing high winds and the threat of F-16's to make his payday.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818061428 +0000" stop="20260818065728 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-Air Collision - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Extreme turbulence over the Teton Range threatens disaster for Mike Kennedy, but a second crack at a $3 million dollar Citation V offers Ken Cage and Danny Thompson a shot at redemption.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065728 +0000" stop="20260818074001 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Rescue Repo - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Super Repo Man Mike Kennedy boldly risks an emergency landing on a remote Alaskan glacier, while strongman Danny Thompson frees an $1.8 million dollar Lear 31 from its hangar - by hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074001 +0000" stop="20260818082233 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Repo Man Ken Cage attempts to nab two high-end yachts in two days. Kevin Lacey's favor for a friend turns into a white-knuckle landing under darkening Texas skies in a plane with no radio, on a runway with no lights.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082233 +0000" stop="20260818090503 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Roulette - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Stunt Man turned Repo Pilot Mike Kennedy sky-dives into an airfield to snatch a Dehavilland Twin Otter airplane. Later, Ken Cage and Danny Thompson make a risky two-vehicle snatch from a wealthy playboy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090503 +0000" stop="20260818094635 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armed On Arrival - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy gathers his best team to obtain a Czechoslovakian fighter jet; Ken Cage and Danny Thompson go after a two million dollar Citation CJ1 and end up under fire; Kevin Lacey has a confrontation with an old adversary at the Sundance Air Show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818094635 +0000" stop="20260818102808 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Repo Rat Race - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny race to beat out rival repo men in a huge yacht heist; Mike is involved in a high-stakes game of chicken between a six million dollar Lear jet and a Lamborghini.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102808 +0000" stop="20260818110940 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Blonde Bomber - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Always one to push the limits, Mike Kennedy attempts his first helicopter heist. Danny put his partnership with Ken in jeopardy when he steps out on his own to repossess a Cessna 340. Kevin uses his new protégé as bait, to snatch a 1941 Stearman biplane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110940 +0000" stop="20260818115112 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Panic at 10,000 - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Over the skies of North Texas, Kevin and Heather have grabbed themselves a Lear jet. But when a mechanical failure leads to a dangerous imbalance in the jet’s fuel load, Kevin Lacey must descend through a building storm to make an emergency landing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115112 +0000" stop="20260818123245 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blood &amp; Mud - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey ends up battered and bruised after snatching a one million dollar Falcon 20, owned by a debtor he has a long, rocky history with. Mike Kennedy is called in to repo a Cessna 208 Caravan used in the illegal trafficking of exotic animals.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123245 +0000" stop="20260818131417 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wounded Warbird - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Kevin Lacey green lights Heather Sterzick’s first solo repo, to which she pays the price for her mistakes. Mike Kennedy returns to his old stomping grounds in Puerto Rico to recover a relic from the old family business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131417 +0000" stop="20260818135550 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Blind - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Mike loses electrical power after repossessing a Piper Arrow, and must find his way home from the Bahamas; Ken and Danny try to obtain a plane from a bike rally.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135550 +0000" stop="20260818142438 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Rich or Die Flyin' - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With three assets and three million bucks on the table, Kevin is looking at one of the most complex mission’s of his career.To pull it off, Kevin calls in Mike Kennedy. Ken and Danny hunt down a one million dollar race boat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142438 +0000" stop="20260818150609 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ken Gets Played - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A debtor suddenly swipes the helicopter that Ken and Danny were seconds away from repossessing. Mike Kennedy enlists the help of his wife, Valerie, in a daring plot to seize a charter jet. Kevin is swarmed by FBI agents after an exhausting repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150609 +0000" stop="20260818154740 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South of the Border - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy repos a chopper from the roof of a corporate high-rise. Kevin Lacey infiltrates a Mexican ranch to snatch a family plane stolen by a wayward brother. Ken &amp; Danny find themselves up against a rival repo team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154740 +0000" stop="20260818162911 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two If By Air, One If By Sea - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Ken and Danny seize a luxury yacht and the debtor comes after them full-force. Mike devises a solution to get even with a deadbeat who bought his favorite plane and stopped paying. Kevin and Heather find themselves in the middle of a mid-air nightmare.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162911 +0000" stop="20260818171045 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mid-air Repo - S03E04</title>
    <desc>At one of the biggest aviation expos in the country, Ken and Danny track down a vintage Stearman biplane. Mike Kennedy helps an old pilot retrieve his stolen skywriting plane. Kevin and Heather pose as tourists in order to attempt a rare mid-air repo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171045 +0000" stop="20260818175216 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saint Croix Swipe - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson try to repo two planes from a much feared criminal. Meanwhile, Mike Kennedy is on a mission to repo a plane being stripped by a stolen parts ring. And Kevin Lacey gets cozy with a debtor in order to swipe his classic jet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175216 +0000" stop="20260818183347 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Safe Harbor - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Mike Kennedy and his wife go undercover to repo a go-fast boat. Ken and Danny bring in some talented friends to pull off a rare simultaneous triple repo. Kevin Lacey attempts to swipe a deadbeat flight school's entire fleet of Cessnas.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183347 +0000" stop="20260818191519 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hired Guns - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ken Cage and Danny Thompson repo a tour bus. Kevin Lacey faces armed guards on a nighttime repo and Mike Kennedy is caught in a gun smuggling operation.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191519 +0000" stop="20260818195650 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diving For Repos - S03E08</title>
    <desc>In Florida, Mike Kennedy goes underwater to seize a seaplane. Ken Cage and Danny Thompson chase a debtor who's fooling them with phony flight plans. In Texas, Kevin Lacey runs into trouble when he's recognized at an airport.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195650 +0000" stop="20260818203821 +0000" channel="C402.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guns, Girls &amp; Gambles - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Mike and his wife Valerie crash a high stakes poker game to learn the location of a jet. Ken and Danny hunt down the luxury yacht of a womanizing sleaze bag. Kevin has his life threatened when he attempts to repo a debtor's crop duster.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195741 +0000" stop="20260816204339 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stavograd (a.k.a. The Stavograd Incident) (2) - S04E10</title>
    <desc>The Russians reluctantly agree to allow the Airwolf team help them contain a nuclear power plant that has had a meltdown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816204339 +0000" stop="20260816212942 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mime Troupe - S04E11</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is assigned to guard the daughter of an Interpol agent who is marked for death by terrorists.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816212942 +0000" stop="20260816221546 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>X-Virus - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team tracks down the source of a genetically engineered virus that has claimed the life of one of St. John's friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816221546 +0000" stop="20260816230149 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rogue Warrior - S04E13</title>
    <desc>A security leak is blamed on Locke when his behavior changes as a result of seeing a friend killed on a mission behind the Iron Curtain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230149 +0000" stop="20260816234753 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ground Zero - S04E14</title>
    <desc>A Japanese Kamikaze pilot who survived being shot down by St. John's father during WWII plans on restoring his honor by killing St. John and destroying a nuclear power plant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234753 +0000" stop="20260817003352 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flowers of the Mountain - S04E15</title>
    <desc>A jet manufacturer sabotages his own plane that St. John is test piloting rather than let St. John reveal its inferior construction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817003352 +0000" stop="20260817011955 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Key - S04E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent in to stop a group that has taken control of ten Soviet and ten American nuclear missile silos and threatens to set them off unless everyone agrees to total nuclear disarmament.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817011955 +0000" stop="20260817020523 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On the Double - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mike and the wife of an East German double agent! pilot he had been impersonating are kidnapped at an air show in Paris.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817020523 +0000" stop="20260817025125 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Storm Warning - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A banana republic dictator takes St. John and the family of one of St. John's friends- who had discovered that the dictator was skimming American aid- hostage on a remote island.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817025125 +0000" stop="20260817033729 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Golden One - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Jo is lured to Afghanistan by an old boyfriend who has sold her as a bride to a rebel leader.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817033729 +0000" stop="20260817042332 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Puppet Master - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Locke's girlfriend is given a behavior implant module which forces her to turn Locke over to a lady scientist who uses the same procedure on Locke in order to gain control of Airwolf.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042332 +0000" stop="20260817050937 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malduke - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is sent to stop a man who has hijacked a Japanese freighter carrying nuclear waste. The man plans to blackmail the nations of the Earth into guaranteeing all diseased persons.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817050937 +0000" stop="20260817055538 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poppy Chain - S04E22</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team travels around the world as they put an opium ring run by St. John's former commander out of business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055538 +0000" stop="20260817064141 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flying Home - S04E23</title>
    <desc>Jo's ailing father aids the Airwolf team in recovering radioactive material stolen by a group of Neo-Nazi 5.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064141 +0000" stop="20260817072741 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Paradise - S04E24</title>
    <desc>John comes to the aid of an old flame whose husband was killed by drug dealers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072741 +0000" stop="20260817090529 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of the Hawke (1) / Shadow of the Hawke (2) - S01E01</title>
    <desc>While demonstrating the capabilities of the new prototype supercopter codenamed 'Airwolf', Dr. Charles Moffet goes rogue, steals the chopper and kills almost all of the observers. At least one man -- Michael Coldsmith Briggs III survives. Briggs, codenamed 'Archangel' is the head of a covert organization called 'The Firm' and Archangel calls upon the one man in the world he knows that can retrieve the copter. The problem is Stringfellow Hawke is not only a loner, but a recluse as well. The amount of money the Firm is willing to pay for Airwolf's recovery is irrelevant. Hawke wants just one thing - the safe return of his brother, Saint John, who was captured during the Vietnam war and is evidently a POW. / Hawke and his pal Santini head to Libya to recover Airwolf from it's diabolical creator, but Dr. Moffet turns up the heat by destroying a U.S. Navy warship. When Hawke's girlfriend Gabrielle goes undercover to discover Moffet's nefarious plans, she is captured and tortured and left to die in the desert. It's up to Hawke to recover the chopper, stop Moffet and save the girl, but will he do it all in time?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090529 +0000" stop="20260817095446 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy's Gone a Hunt'n - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dom must stop a suspected traitor from turning an advanced military fighter over to the Russians in exchange for his son who was born in Vietnam. Things get complicated, though, when Hawke realizes that he was also involved with the boy's mother during roughly the same era as the child's birth.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095446 +0000" stop="20260817104054 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bite of the Jackal - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An ambitious executive at the Firm makes a subversive play for Archangel's job. A bomb is planted aboard a vintage helicopter owned by Dominic Santini and he's forced to crash land. When Hawke and Archangel go hunting for Dom, Airwolf is ambushed and shot down. The two must convince a group of locals to help them repair their damaged tail rotor. Complicating matters on Dom's end, he must contend with a stowaway aboard his chopper -- a young girl searching for her dad.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104054 +0000" stop="20260817113012 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Proof Through the Night - S01E05</title>
    <desc>A Russian mole discovers that scientists in the U.S.S.R. have developed a lethal serum that instantly kills anyone exposed to it. He steals a vial of the serum and contacts his friend Archangel for help in escaping the country with his family. Archangel dispatches Hawke and Santini for the rescue effort, but Airwolf can't handle that much passenger weight -- unless all her armaments are stripped leaving the supercopter defenseless.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113012 +0000" stop="20260817121928 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One Way Express - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A movie producer hires Santini Air for a dangerous stunt involving the landing of a helicopter onto the roof of a moving semi. Dom and String nearly come to blows, however, when String tries to convince Dom that his reaction time might not be up to snuff for this particular action sequence. Things get even more dicey when it appears that the production might just be an elaborate cover for a high-stakes gold heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121928 +0000" stop="20260817130844 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes from the Past - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Hawke meets a mercenary who claims to have information regarding his missing brother. When they part company, Hawke loses consciousness in his helicopter and crashes. When he comes to, he finds himself in a hospital. The medical staff inform him that he has been in a coma for the better part of a year. His friends, Archangel and Dom, were killed on a POW camp raid, but in the process, their heroism helped rescue Hawke's brother Saint John. Believing that his "mission" is over, Hawke reveals the location of Airwolf to his captors, then discovers that it has all been an elaborate ruse and he has inadvertantly turned over the super copter to a group of foreign conspirators.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130844 +0000" stop="20260817135754 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight Like a Dove - S01E08</title>
    <desc>An Israeli war crimes hunter is killed by a suspected Nazi named Hans Daubert in France. His daughter vows revenge and seeks the help of String and Dom, along with Airwolf, to bring him to justice. Complicating matters is Archangel's involvement with Daubert who is a known arms dealer selling to the powers that he chooses to in order to influence political outcomes in the world -- and Archangel is his supplier!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135754 +0000" stop="20260817144712 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mad Over Miami - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Santini makes an unauthorized flight to Cuba in order to rescue two political prisoners who are being ransomed for $2 million. However, while there, the exchange site is attacked and the ransom money is stolen. While flying back to the mainland, Santini is forced to crash land back on Cuba and Hawke must brave a hurricane in Airwolf to rescue his friend. When String and Dom are reunited, the pair must negotiate with a band of freedom fighters who raised the capital to ransom their compadres and are not convinced of Santini's innocence in the theft of the funds. To make matters more interesting, Archangel is supplying weapons to a paramilitary band that just may have had a hand in stealing the ransom money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144712 +0000" stop="20260817153628 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And They Are Us - S01E10</title>
    <desc>North and South Limbawe are in conflict over oil and a despotic General plans to overthrow his own government in South Limbawe and attacks his neighbors to the North. String and Dom are sent by Archangel to aid North Limbawe and it's leader, Seku Logana, but Logana has his own prejudices about receiving aid for his cause. Also in the mix is an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's, Marty Vidor, who is working as a mercenary for South Limbawe, and Hawke is hesitant to take him on since Vidor just may know the location of the missing Saint John.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153628 +0000" stop="20260817162546 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mind of the Machine - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Dr. Robert Winchester is a brilliant researcher and a former test pilot who helped design Airwolf. Now, he's asking for Hawke's help in test flying a simulator that he's designed to enable the Firm to train future test pilots to fly Airwolf. Reluctantly, Hawke agrees, but determines that the simulator's "feel" is a little off. Archangel convinces Hawke to let Winchester hook up the real Airwolf to his computers in order to get a more realistic demonstration. This allows Winchester to engage in a little friendly flying competition with Hawke but it also allows the Russians to nearly get their hands on the high tech super copter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162546 +0000" stop="20260817171503 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Snare a Wolf - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Archangel warns String about a zealous government bureaucrat named D.G. Bogard who will stop at nothing until he finds Airwolf. Dom and Hawke take time out from shooting a military training film to hide Airwolf in a different location before it can be discovered, but Bogard catches on to their ruse and tracks Hawke back to the new hideaway. To complicate things, an eager pilot tails Dom and Hawke in an effort to convince Santini that she deserves a job working for his company.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171503 +0000" stop="20260817180321 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Britches - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After an old Vietnam buddy of Hawke's is shot in the desert when trying to escape a corrupt Sheriff, Hawke gets a call from an inmate who had been in jail with the man to aleart him of the escape, and flies with Dominic in Airwolf to Pope County, Texas, to investigate. There, Hawke meets Highway Patrol Deputy Caitlin O'Shannessy, who had a run in with Sheriff Bogard prior to the killing; but Hawke's appearance on the scene sees him arrested by Bogard and released on a private game reserve, where gun-happy sportsmen pay big money to hunt big game – and Hawke is the latest bait...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180321 +0000" stop="20260817185141 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Firestorm - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Eddie, a friend of Dominic's, was once a pilot until a air crash in which his passengers were killed, causing him to lose his nerve and turn to drink as a result. Living alone in his trailer in the desert, Eddie's alcohol problem has recently become even worse after supposedly seeing lights in the sky in the middle of the night. Though trying to help his friend, Dominic is as skeptical as everyone else, blaming the sightings on Eddie's drunken state, until one night he sees the lights too... The next morning, Hawke arrives to find that the pair of them have vanished, and in searching for them, stumbles upon a fanatical militarist's organization, who is planning to launch his own nuclear missile against Russia...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185141 +0000" stop="20260817194002 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moffett's Ghost - S02E03</title>
    <desc>In the midst of it's key part in delivering and collecting a leading American scientist to top secret sanctions aimed at cooling international tensions with Russians, Airwolf develops a seeming computer virus in it's systems, which periodically takes pilot control and makes it a potential killing machine in the air. The systems have been taken over buy a "time-bomb" left by the chopper's evil creator, Dr. Moffett, who has programmed it to begin the deadly behaviour if not given it a recognition code by him at that time.    Hawke and Dominic must decide whether to let the Firm scientists try and work on the machine - risking having them snatching it back away from them - or to find another way to try and cure The Lady before completing their part in the sanctions, knowing that if they fail to completely cure it, they jeopardise not only international relations, but potentially hundreds of lives...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194002 +0000" stop="20260817202821 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth About Holly - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After Hawke rescues Dominic's niece Holly from a mobster's compound in Mexico, strange things start happening at Santini Air. At first, Hawke and Dominic assume that the mobster is trying to scare the girl, but, especially when Hawke turns down Holly's advances of romance, the incidents get worse... Meanwhile, Caitlin O'Shannessy arrives fresh from her escapade with Hawke against the corrupt Police of Pope County, and looks for work at Santini Air. He close relationship with Hawke somehow seems to fuel the incidents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202821 +0000" stop="20260817211638 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Santini Air is hired for a 30 day period by agents on behalf of a industrial millionaire, to be on stand-by to pilot the man on an important journey when called upon. Dominic is excited at the prospect of the high-paying job, but Hawke is more sceptical and intends to find out just why they've been given the contract. But unbeknown to any of them, Caitlin's new boyfriend is plotting to assassinate the millionaire; and matters are not helped any by some malfunctions that Airwolf is suffering...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817211638 +0000" stop="20260817220507 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sins of the Past - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Dominic is distraught to hear that his daughter Sally-Anne - whom Hawke never even knew existed - has been found dead on the beach after over-dosing, in the Caribbean Island of San Remo, where Dom himself was born. Detouring in their way to a top-secret Airwolf mission for the Firm, Hawke flies Dominic to the island to attend the funeral, only for it to end in an argument with his bitter ex-wife Lila.    Returning from their mission, they hear that Lila was murdered the previous night, and Dominic is arrested as the prime suspect. When Archangel is ordered not to allow Firm involvement as not to risk uncovering the secret mission, Hawke heads to the luxurious San Remo to investigate the murder for himself, and finds the island is living in the shadow of a new gambling casino, run by a very shady character with great influence in the area...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817220507 +0000" stop="20260817225330 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel (a.k.a. Angel of Mercy) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>String must add Caitlin to the Airwolf crew, in order to rescue Archangel from behind enemy lines.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225330 +0000" stop="20260817234149 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>HX 1 - S02E08</title>
    <desc>When new hi-tech attack chopper HX1 is stolen by an elite group of mercenaries, the tactics used fits those that Hawke's MIA brother St. John was trained in, and Hawke is certain that his brother may somehow be involved. Dominic begs him to leave well alone, but Hawke is adamant, and with Archangel insisting that if it cant be retrieved, the Firm will blow HX1 and anyone flying it out of the sky, Hawke goes back into his past and some of the people he knows from it, to desperately try and get a lead on the group and mercenaries and possibly St. John... But the HX1 is so powerful, it may even be able to blow Airwolf out of the sky...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234149 +0000" stop="20260818003009 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Flight #093 Is Missing - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Caitlin is a passenger on board a plane which Airwolf is sent to search for after the plane is hijacked and forced down at sea.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003009 +0000" stop="20260818011800 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once a Hero (a.k.a. Heroes) - S02E10</title>
    <desc>String receives information that St. John is being held in a POW camp, but by the time a rescue operations put into effect St. John has been moved.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011800 +0000" stop="20260818020617 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Random Target - S02E11</title>
    <desc>While filming aerial footage, String and Dom accidentally get footage of a mobster believed dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020617 +0000" stop="20260818025435 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Condemned - S02E12</title>
    <desc>String and Caitlin are sent to a remote Alaskan research station where a deadly Russian bacteria has been let loose.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818025435 +0000" stop="20260818034256 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The American Dream - S02E13</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew decides to help a group of Vietnamese farmers get their crop to market, after a warlord threatens their lives.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034256 +0000" stop="20260818043105 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Inn at the End of the Road - S02E14</title>
    <desc>A pilot who escaped from terrorists who stole an experimental aircraft guidance computer leads the Airwolf team to the remote community where the terrorists are holed up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043105 +0000" stop="20260818051915 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santini's Millions - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Dom inherits from the estate of a millionaire  whom he had earlier rescued from a plane crash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051915 +0000" stop="20260818060723 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prisoner of Yesterday - S02E16</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf team is drawn into fighting a Banana Republic coup when they set out to rescue their latest team member, "Doc", who has been kidnapped to treat the nation's leader.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060723 +0000" stop="20260818065535 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Natural Born - S02E17</title>
    <desc>The Airwolf crew befriend a runaway looking for revenge on the drug runners that murdered his uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065535 +0000" stop="20260818074340 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Sky - S02E18</title>
    <desc>While working on a music video, String helps a country singer whose manager plans to kill her in an effort to boost album sales.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074340 +0000" stop="20260818083150 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dambreakers - S02E19</title>
    <desc>String and a reporter friend are taken hostage by terrorists who have taken over a Christian commune.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818083150 +0000" stop="20260818091957 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Severance Pay - S02E20</title>
    <desc>String must bring in a disgruntled former Firm employee who's been denied his retirement benefits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818091957 +0000" stop="20260818100806 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eruption - S02E21</title>
    <desc>After being forced down by a volcano eruption, String and Dom discover a mining town being run as a slave colony.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818100806 +0000" stop="20260818105619 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Short Walk to Freedom - S02E22</title>
    <desc>String is captured by Latin American revolutionaries while attempting to rescue American archaeological students trapped by a coup.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818105619 +0000" stop="20260818114426 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horn of Plenty - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Hawke takes a seemingly luxurious Santini Air job, piloting and accompanying a beautiful, high-flying business woman for a few days, but ends up duped into being hypnotised in an elaborate plot by master criminal John Bradford Horn. Horn has desire to take over a small country as his own, and intends to have the hypnotised Hawke deliver Airwolf to him so he can use the chopper's fierce fire-power to succeed in his goal...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818114426 +0000" stop="20260818123230 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Airwolf II - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Hawke is at a friend's prestigious ceremony when Archangel pulls him out and accuses him of being involved in a robbery the previous night in which items that could be used by Airwolf were stolen by thieves in a helicopter matching the Santini Air chopper. But Archangel is suspended by the Firm, who've built a new model of Airwolf – Airwolf II, called 'Redwolf', and piloted by Harlan "Tex" Jenkins, who worked on the original Airwolf project and has always insisted that he, not Dr. Moffett, was the true creator. But things backfire for the Firm when Jenkins steals Airwolf II - and before he hands it over to the foreign agents he's in league with, he plans a showdown with his old rival – Stringfellow Hawke; a duel that brings Airwolf vs. Airwolf...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123230 +0000" stop="20260818132035 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>And a Child Shall Lead - S03E03</title>
    <desc>String is aided in the rescue of a kidnapped industrial designer by the man's autistic son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132035 +0000" stop="20260818140839 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fortune Teller - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Hawke and Dominic arrive for a rendezvous with Archangel in the desert, only to find his jeep abandoned and no sign of him. The F.I.R.M., who have reason to believe that he has turned traitor, give him 48 hours to be found before they send in the Zebra squad – an assassination squad that take out suspected traitors. Dominic asks for the help of a reluctant psychic in finding Archangel's whereabouts, much to Hawke's scepticism. Archangel is actually being held by a rich crime baron who is determined to get his hands on "The Fortune Teller" – an in-flight device that out-guesses the opponent's next move - of which Archangel has been involved of the development...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140839 +0000" stop="20260818145649 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crossover - S03E05</title>
    <desc>String falls for the Czech woman scientist, whom he's helping defect to the west.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145649 +0000" stop="20260818154452 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kingdom Come - S03E06</title>
    <desc>When a professional group of thieves steal a batch of thermonuclear detonators, which can cause mass destruction if they fall into the wrong hands, Archangel has reason to suspect that the robbery was an inside job, and sends Hawke and Santini to use Airwolf to track down the detonators before they can be used by the criminals. Meanwhile, while Hawke and Dom are busy tracking down the detonators, a man arrives at Santini Air asking Caitlin to give him flying lessons, and soon strikes up a romance with her – but unbeknown to her, he is actually an ex-F.I.R.M. employee who was the inside man on the robbery, and now plans to use her in a trap to get his hands on Airwolf, which he intends to use to fly the detonators out of the country with...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154452 +0000" stop="20260818163252 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eagles - S03E07</title>
    <desc>At a National Air Race show, Hawke and Dominic befriend an attractive pilot racer, unaware that she's being pursued by her boss and his henchmen after stealing some tapes that can prove that a new combat jet is too unstable to be flown – something that her boss is determined to cover up at any cost...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818163252 +0000" stop="20260818172042 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Annie Oakley - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When "The Mongoose", a new laser weapon, is stolen, the thieves fall out, and one of them contacts The F.I.R.M. with hope of returning the weapon for reward. Archangel sends Hawke, with Dominic and Caitlin, to work undercover as stunt men at a travelling Wild West show where the man is hiding out, but when their contact is killed in a suspicious "accident", it's up to them to find out the whereabouts of the weapon for themselves before the thieves can sell it to foreign agents...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172042 +0000" stop="20260818180844 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jennie - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Arriving in Airwolf in a war-torn South American country, Hawke, Dominic and Caitlin rendezvous with "living legend" freedom fighter leader El Gato, in a mission to rescue a US scientist who is being held captive. Dominic and Caitlin wait at the pick-up point as Hawke and El Gato set off on the rescue bid, but during the escape after locating the scientist, El Gato is killed, and Hawke's radio to Airwolf is destroyed.    Hiding in from the pursing terrorist army in the area's dense growth, Hawke and the rather arrogant scientist meet a teacher and her group of hearing-impaired children, who are homeless after village was destroyed by the terrorists. Hawke attempts to lead the group to safety as they head to the pick-up point, trying to find a new home for the teacher and her students, and all the time avoiding the terrorist army along the way...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180844 +0000" stop="20260818185650 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deadly Circle - S03E10</title>
    <desc>The families of one of String's friends from Vietnam are kidnapped along with Dom and Caitlin by people seeking revenge against those who destroyed their village during the Vietnam conflict.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185650 +0000" stop="20260818194453 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Where Have All the Children Gone? - S03E11</title>
    <desc>At the funeral of a Vietnam comrade, Hawke takes it upon himself to deliver the man's coffin flag and Congressional Medal of Honour to the soldier's brother, Billy Fargo. But arriving in the small rural town where Fargo is reported to be living, he finds the whole area inhabited solely by youths, all under their "father" Fargo's influence. Fargo emerges to be a deranged "peace-loving" hippie, who, with his wily cohort Sabrina, is planning to use the youngsters to help in a plot to make a destructive anti-nuclear statement to the world...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194453 +0000" stop="20260818203258 +0000" channel="C403.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Half-Pint - S03E12</title>
    <desc>String decides to adopt St. John's Amerasian son when theson's discovery points to St. John being dead.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195901 +0000" stop="20260816202243 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202243 +0000" stop="20260816204626 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816204626 +0000" stop="20260816211008 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211008 +0000" stop="20260816213351 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816213351 +0000" stop="20260816215733 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215733 +0000" stop="20260816222115 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816222115 +0000" stop="20260816224458 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816224458 +0000" stop="20260816230840 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230840 +0000" stop="20260816233223 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816233223 +0000" stop="20260816235605 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816235605 +0000" stop="20260817001948 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817001948 +0000" stop="20260817004330 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817004330 +0000" stop="20260817010713 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817010713 +0000" stop="20260817013055 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817013055 +0000" stop="20260817015438 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015438 +0000" stop="20260817021820 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021820 +0000" stop="20260817024203 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024203 +0000" stop="20260817030545 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030545 +0000" stop="20260817032927 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817032927 +0000" stop="20260817035310 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817035310 +0000" stop="20260817041652 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817041652 +0000" stop="20260817044035 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817044035 +0000" stop="20260817050417 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050417 +0000" stop="20260817052800 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052800 +0000" stop="20260817055142 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055142 +0000" stop="20260817061525 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817061525 +0000" stop="20260817063907 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063907 +0000" stop="20260817070250 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817070250 +0000" stop="20260817072632 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072632 +0000" stop="20260817075015 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075015 +0000" stop="20260817081357 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081357 +0000" stop="20260817083740 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083740 +0000" stop="20260817090122 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090122 +0000" stop="20260817092504 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092504 +0000" stop="20260817094847 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817094847 +0000" stop="20260817101229 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101229 +0000" stop="20260817103612 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103612 +0000" stop="20260817105954 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817105954 +0000" stop="20260817112337 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817112337 +0000" stop="20260817114719 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817114719 +0000" stop="20260817121102 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817121102 +0000" stop="20260817123444 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817123444 +0000" stop="20260817125827 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817125827 +0000" stop="20260817132209 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817132209 +0000" stop="20260817134552 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817134552 +0000" stop="20260817140934 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817140934 +0000" stop="20260817143316 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817143316 +0000" stop="20260817145659 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817145659 +0000" stop="20260817152041 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817152041 +0000" stop="20260817154424 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817154424 +0000" stop="20260817160806 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817160806 +0000" stop="20260817163149 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817163149 +0000" stop="20260817165531 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817165531 +0000" stop="20260817171914 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817171914 +0000" stop="20260817174256 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817174256 +0000" stop="20260817180639 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817180639 +0000" stop="20260817183021 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817183021 +0000" stop="20260817185404 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817185404 +0000" stop="20260817191746 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817191746 +0000" stop="20260817194128 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817194128 +0000" stop="20260817200511 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817200511 +0000" stop="20260817202853 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817202853 +0000" stop="20260817205236 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817205236 +0000" stop="20260817211618 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817211618 +0000" stop="20260817214001 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817214001 +0000" stop="20260817220343 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817220343 +0000" stop="20260817222726 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817222726 +0000" stop="20260817225108 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817225108 +0000" stop="20260817231451 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817231451 +0000" stop="20260817233833 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817233833 +0000" stop="20260818000216 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818000216 +0000" stop="20260818002558 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818002558 +0000" stop="20260818004940 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004940 +0000" stop="20260818011323 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818011323 +0000" stop="20260818013705 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013705 +0000" stop="20260818020048 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818020048 +0000" stop="20260818022430 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818022430 +0000" stop="20260818024813 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818024813 +0000" stop="20260818031155 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818031155 +0000" stop="20260818033538 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818033538 +0000" stop="20260818035920 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818035920 +0000" stop="20260818042303 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818042303 +0000" stop="20260818044645 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818044645 +0000" stop="20260818051028 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818051028 +0000" stop="20260818053410 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818053410 +0000" stop="20260818055753 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818055753 +0000" stop="20260818062135 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818062135 +0000" stop="20260818064517 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064517 +0000" stop="20260818070900 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818070900 +0000" stop="20260818073242 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818073242 +0000" stop="20260818075625 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818075625 +0000" stop="20260818082007 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818082007 +0000" stop="20260818084350 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818084350 +0000" stop="20260818090732 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818090732 +0000" stop="20260818093115 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818093115 +0000" stop="20260818095457 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818095457 +0000" stop="20260818101840 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818101840 +0000" stop="20260818104222 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818104222 +0000" stop="20260818110605 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Little Sister - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Even with Esdeath's efforts, the Revolutionary Army draws close to the capital, where the people start rebelling as well. Meanwhile, Kurome knows that she does not have much time left and sends a message to Akame, challenging her to a duel. Tatsumi attempts to dissuade her, but she leaves to confront her sister nonetheless. Once they meet, Kurome expresses all of her resentment for being left behind when Akame defected to Night Raid. Then, they begin fighting, but a giant beast interrupts their duel. After defeating the beast together, the two resume their fight. Wave appears and assists Kurome, but Tatsumi arrives to stop him, claiming that no one must interfere in their fight. Eventually, Akame defeats and kills Kurome. As Wave departs, taking Kurome's body with him, Akame mourns over the loss of her sister. Meanwhile, the Revolutionary Army surrounds the capital, and the prime minister instructs the Emperor to activate the Ultimate Imperial Arm in order to stop the revolution.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818110605 +0000" stop="20260818112947 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Emperor - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Now with only four members left in their ranks, Night Raid decides to start their final mission to assassinate the prime minister. While Najenda leads the Revolutionary Army into the capital, Tatsumi, Akame, and Leone break into the palace, where they are confronted by Run. Leone stays behind to fight Run while Akame and Tatsumi push forward to the throne room. Refusing to listen their pleas, the Emperor activates Shwarzentazer, the Ultimate Imperial Arm, which reveals itself as a towering armored giant. Witnessing the destruction the Emperor inflicted against his own subjects, Tatsumi confronts him and is assisted by Wave while the others help the citizens evacuate the capital. After continuously striking the Imperial Arm's armor at a single point, Tatsumi manages to destroy it and defeat the Emperor once he unlocks the true power of Incursio. However, when the giant threatens to fall over the citizens, Tatsumi uses his last ounce of strength to stop it, despite being gravely wounded, and dies in Akame's arms, much to her grief and Esdeath's.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818112947 +0000" stop="20260818115329 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Akame ga Kill! - S01E24</title>
    <desc>With the Empire all but defeated, Esdeath still refuses to surrender and challenges Akame to a duel. With all of her attacks deflected, Akame is forced to unleash her Imperial Arm's trump-card by poisoning her own body with it, increasing her abilities and making a comeback to the point of wounding Esdeath's left arm. As a result, Esdeath cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading through her body. With no time left to act, Akame puts all of her efforts into one final strike, forcing Esdeath to use her own Imperial Arm's trump-card to freeze time, which fails to prevent Akame from dealing her a fatal blow.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115329 +0000" stop="20260818121712 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Darkness - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi heads for the capital despite warnings about the area's dark nature as he needs to raise money for his village. Shortly after arriving, Tatsumi is robbed by a woman and has to sleep in the streets. However, he is invited to the manor of a young rich girl named Aria. As he awaits his best friends, Sayo and Ieyasu, Tatsumi learns of an assassin group named Night Raid. One night, the group appears and starts killing Aria's family and their guards. Tatsumi faces Night Raid's Akame but their duel is interrupted by Leonne, the same woman who robbed him. Leonne reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her family has tortured several people from the countryside including Ieyasu and Sayo, the latter already being dead. Tatsumi kills Aria just before Ieyasu dies and Leonne invites the young man to join their group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121712 +0000" stop="20260818124054 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Authority - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi is taken to the Night Raid's secret hideout by Leone, in which he's introduced to the rest of the members of Night Raid--Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, Lubbock, and of course Akame, the latter of which who tried to kill him the previous night--and instantly formed distinct relationships with each one of them.  While he didn't think much of Bulat, Sheele, Mine, Najenda, or Lubbock either way, he still got flustered around Leone all the time, and began to dislike Akame at first, both because of her strange attitude toward him, and because she tried to kill him the previous night.  Before Tatsumi could be excepted into Night Raid, he had to help them with a specific assassination to prove his skill to them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124054 +0000" stop="20260818130437 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Grudge - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi training with Mine next (in spite of their first meeting being less than friendly!). A new job comes up, causing them to put aside their differences and work together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818130437 +0000" stop="20260818132819 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Imperial Arms User - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tatsumi learns of Imperial Arms, wanting one of his own. Night Raid is assigned to eliminate Zank the Executioner, whose hobbies include cutting the heads off of his victims.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818132819 +0000" stop="20260818135202 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Empty Dream - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sheele begins to mentor Tatsumi. After their strenuous session, he tests Zank's Imperial Arm for compatibility. On patrol with Leone, Tatsumi meets a strange Imperial officer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818135202 +0000" stop="20260818141544 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Absolute Justice - S01E06</title>
    <desc>While on assignment in the Red Light District of the Capital, Mine and Sheele cross paths with a certain Imperial officer hungry for justice... and revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818141544 +0000" stop="20260818143927 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part One - S01E07</title>
    <desc>After Sheele has passed, the group have no other option than to get on with their lives. However, Tatsumi is still greatly affected by this but admires the way that Akame is so composed (only to find out, after a midnight confrontation, that she is everything but). The group shortly thereafter are tasked with bringing down a new threat; a group of skilled fighters who -under the command of Esdeath- are killing political opponents and trying to put the blame on the Night Raiders. Leone is tasked with watching over Esdeath, Akame and Lubbock are to hunt the imposters down while Tatsumi and Bulat are to act as bodyguards to another political opponent that maybe on the kill list. Though things don't go as planned when the false Night Raiders are on the same ship as Tatsumi and Bulat. Tatsumi is confronted by one of the three and is saved by Bulat. Bulat then confronts General Liver.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818143927 +0000" stop="20260818150309 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Three Beasts - Part Two - S01E08</title>
    <desc>General Liver reveals himself as part of the Three Beasts. Bulat's strength and undying resolve will have to be pushed to the limit to defeat his former mentor and friend.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818150309 +0000" stop="20260818152652 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Lust for Combat - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After taking a bath, Mine fully resolves to avenge the deaths of her comrades Sheele and Bulat. At the training grounds, Tatsumi and Lubbock are taking push-ups, with Akame and Leone respectively sitting on their backs. Najenda later tells Night Raid that she will be leaving to recruit new members and assigns Akame as temporary leader. At the Capital, Wave tries to make an impression as other Imperial Arms users, namely Kurome, Seryu, Dr. Stylish, Run, and Bols, come and introduce themselves one by one. Esdeath arrives and introduces herself to the group, called the Jaegers, then announces their intention to hunt down enemies of the Empire. At Lubbock's library, Lubbock, Tatsumi, and Leone learn that Mine is now included in the Wanted list and an upcoming tournament sponsored by Esdeath is to be held at the Capital. Tatsumi pretends to be a blacksmith and joins the tournament, where he flawlessly defeats a muscular opponent without using his Incursio. Esdeath suddenly becomes infatuated over Tatsumi's fighting prowess and approaches him. Tatsumi thinks that the reward for winning the tournament is money, but instead, he is shackled by Esdeath and taken inside the Palace. Learning of Tatsumi's capture, Akame and the others wonder whether they should rescue Tatsumi.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818152652 +0000" stop="20260818155034 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Seduction - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Following Tatsumi's capture by Esdeath, Tatsumi is dragged along with Esdeath and the Jaegers to raid and destroy a bandit's fortress as a backup Jaeger. Esdeath forces Tatsumi to watch the destruction as part of his training. Afterwards, Esdeath tries to seduce Tatsumi in her bedroom, but Tatsumi resists the temptation and believes he can convince her to turn against the Empire. However, Esdeath slaps him and explains her motive of "survival of the fittest" as well as her being the one to change Tatsumi, even if it meant protecting his family. After further arguing, they both decide to end the discussion and sleep, with neither convincing each other. However, Esdeath still remains in love with Tatsumi. The next day, Tatsumi meets up with Wave and Kurome. Tatsumi notices Kurome's gluttony, to which she reveals that she is Akame's sister and wants to kill her for betraying the Capital. Later, Esdeath, Kurome, Wave, and Tatsumi go on a hunt at Mount Fake, with Tatsumi and Wave paired together. Both Tatsumi and Wave fight tree-like Danger Beasts with ease and without their Imperial Arms. Upon destroying the monsters, Tatsumi attempts to escape using Incursio and Wave follows him with his Imperial Arm, Grand Chariot. Unaware of each other's identities, Wave attacks while Tatsumi tries to escape once more. Tatsumi is defeated, but he escapes using invisibility and is rescued by Akame and Lubbock. Wave is punished by Esdeath for allowing Tatsumi to escape. Tatsumi returns back to the Night Raid base and tells them about the Jaegers. Meanwhile, Dr. Stylish and his men, Team Stylish, locate the base and prepare to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818155034 +0000" stop="20260818161417 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Mad Scientist - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Team Stylish carries out their attack on the Night Raid base, and multiple foot soldiers are killed during the assault, while Leone is incapacitated by a member named Trooma. One of the members, Toby, decides to duel Akame, and she is unable to fatally poison him with her Imperial Arm, Murasame, because his body is mostly machine due to it being installed with multiple weapons, but she is eventually able to kill him after he is impaled by Lubbock in an ambush. Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights Kaku, another member of Team Stylish, and is shocked to find that he has possession of Ecstasy, Sheele's old Imperial Arm. The battle is interrupted by Mine, who is also horrified to see Ecstasy, and she quickly kills Kaku, safely retrieving Ecstasy. Trooma prepares to ambush Mine, but is attacked by Leone, who had recovered, and she accidentally kills him with a single blow, to her displeasure. After Night Raid regroups, everyone but Tatsumi suddenly collapses, having been afflicted with a paralytic poison during the battle. When more foot soldiers move in, a biological Imperial Arm named Susanoo intervenes and dispatches them. Outmatched, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a liquid that turns him into a Danger Beast, and he consumes his remaining men. Tatsumi, Akame, and Susanoo fight Dr. Stylish before he is shot by Mine, allowing Akame to slash Dr. Stylish's real body contained in the Danger Beast, killing him. Najenda and a girl observe the aftermath of the battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818161417 +0000" stop="20260818163759 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the New Recruits - S01E12</title>
    <desc>After Dr. Stylish's death Night Raid ventures into a Danger Beast-infested area so they can set up their new hideout. Najenda introduces Susanoo and Chelsea, the girl from the previous episode. After their introduction, Chelsea berates Night Raid for their incompetence, which she alleges led to Sheele and Bulat's deaths. Angered, Mine decides to teach Chelsea a lesson and recruits Lubbock and Tatsumi, the latter of whom uses Incursio to sneak on the hot spring where Chelsea is bathing. However, Tatsumi instead confronts Susanoo, but it is actually Chelsea using her Teigu, Gaea Foundation, which changes her physical appearance. Chelsea tells her story about her former team being massacred, leaving her as the only survivor, and she reveals that she berated Night Raid because she didn't want them to die like her former team did. Meanwhile, a depressed Esdeath learns of the loss of Dr. Stylish and comforts Seryu when she grieves his death. At the Capital, Run tells Esdeath that there are many lookalikes of Tatsumi for her to court, but Esdeath declares that there is only one Tatsumi. At the mining caves, miners are being devoured by modified Danger Beasts while watched by a hooded man.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818163759 +0000" stop="20260818170141 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Hinderance - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The prime minister assigns Esdeath to track down the Danger Beasts from the previous episode and kill them. Later, the Jaegars attack some of the Danger Beasts when they attack a wagon of supplies. The next day, Wave recalls the incident and notes that the present merchants were terrified of Bols despite his kind personality because of his otherwise fearsome appearance. However, Bols tells him that despite his personality, he had killed many people in the past, which understandably earned him a lot of hate. Then, the group is visited by Bols's wife and young daughter who support his work, which surprises Wave. Meanwhile, while doing some training with Susanoo, Tatsumi tells him that he should be considered one of Night Raid, not as a tool. Later, Night Raid travels to another hideout and are given their newest mission: to kill the modified Danger Beasts, essentially helping the Capital they have been fighting. When Chelsea states her belief that the Jaegers should take care of the problem, Tatsumi counters that by aiding the Capital, they would be able to save more lives. Chelsea later confides to Najenda that she believes Tatsumi's kindness will eventually lead him to his death. Esdeath and Run express to each other their beliefs that, since the new Danger Beasts were revealed to have once been human, they were possibly the result of one of Dr. Stylish's experiments, and assume they somehow managed to escape their containment. The following night, while patrolling the mountains, Tatsumi learns about Lubbock's reasons for joining Night Raid, which involved Najenda. Later, Tatsumi travels to the summit of a mountain alone and is suddenly confronted by a wandering Esdeath, who is shocked to see him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818170141 +0000" stop="20260818172524 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Giant Dangerous Beast - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Esdeath and Tatsumi get teleported to a desert island by an Imperial Arms user who can control space and time. While trying to find an escape, Esdeath reveals her past.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818172524 +0000" stop="20260818174906 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Religion - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Lubbock asks Tatsumi why he teleported Esdeath back to the mainland instead of leaving her on the island. However, Najenda responds that Esdeath would have escaped the island either way before revealing that she knows her personally. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Seryu about murdering three bandits who were suspected Night Raid members, but she brushes him off. Despite remarking that the Capital is twisted, Wave maintains his loyalty as a soldier. Later, Najenda tells Night Raid about Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization that is inciting a religious insurrection, and that the Revolutionary Army (the rebellion force Night Raid is a part of) and an allied tribe will launch attacks against the Capital simultaneous to Path of Peace's uprising. She then assigns Night Raid to assassinate Borick, the adviser to Path of Peace's founder who is a spy for the prime minister and is drugging several of the religion's followers into obedience, also instructing them to take out the Jaegers, especially Kurome and Bols, who will undoubtedly respond. The next day, Akame begins expressing her doubts about battling Kurome, but Mine comforts her. Meanwhile, Esdeath splits the Jaegers into two teams: she will attack Najenda with Seryu and Ran, while Wave, Kurome, and Bols will pursue Akame. Wave's team arrives at a canyon, where Mine fires at Kurome, but she dodges the shot. Susanoo arrives and knocks Wave away, leaving Kurome and Bols to be confronted by the entire Night Raid team. Kurome activates her Imperial Arm, Yatsufusa, which brings forth the last eight victims of its blade as Kurome's puppets. Among those summoned is a gigantic Danger Beast, which Night Raid prepares to battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818174906 +0000" stop="20260818181249 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Dolls - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Night Raid engages Bols and Kurome along with her puppets. Kurome draws first attack from her puppet Destaghoul, an ultra-class Danger Beast, who shoots a powerful beam and afterwards the hand-to-hand combat begins as Akame engages Bols and the puppet bodyguard Woll after a short melee with Kurome and their deceased friend turned puppet Natala, then Tatsumi against Apeman and Hentarr, Susanoo against Destaghoul, Leone against Rokgough, and Mine against the gunslinger Doya. Leone's left arm gets amputated by Kurome while battling Rokgough and Najenda tells Leone to leave Rokgough to her because they're both Imperial generals and close friends. Najenda destroys Rokgough and quickly heads to Susanoo. Bols questions Akame in joining the Revolutionary Army and Akame responded that she chose it from her heart and thinks it is the right path. Leone joins Akame as they double-teamed against Bols, eliminating Woll in the process and Leone disables Bols' flamethrower. Tatsumi is having a hard time fighting Apeman and Hentarr but a disguised Chelsea distracts Hentarr which disables his movement by the use of a needle punctured on his head then being sliced by Tatsumi. Then Tatsumi gains the upper hand in eliminating Apeman. Mine was swallowed by a Kaiser frog, the eight puppet summoned by Kurome. However, Mine destroys the frog. Susanoo transforms into a much powerful form gained from Najenda's life force and destroys Destaghoul. In a desperate attempt, Bols throws his Rubicante upward and detonates intending to destroy Akame and Leone.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181249 +0000" stop="20260818183631 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Curse - S01E17</title>
    <desc>After the massive explosion set by Bols' Rubicante, everyone from Night Raid and Jaegers manage to stay alive. As Bols walks away, he still thinks about the Jaegers as his family and he must regroup with them as soon as possible. Bols meets a wounded girl and treats the wound with a bandage, but the girl responded of how many people does he burned with his Rubicante and it reveals as the disguised Chelsea, piercing a needle on Bols' nape. Bols crawls as he accepts his fate and the only thing he can do is to get home but he succumbs. Chelsea meets Lubbock and she is requesting for reinforcements before Kurome acquires new puppets. Before trailing Kurome, Chelsea disguises herself as Bols. In the Night Raid outpost, they debrief on their skirmish with Jaegers until Lubbock arrives and asking for assisting Chelsea. Meanwhile, Kurome becomes tired and as she recuperates from their previous battle, she recalls her past with her older sister Akame where they're being tested first to become capable assassins. They passed the test but separated on which Kurome was designated on the Imperial forces and was experimented with various drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. After her recollection, Kurome is then joined by Chelsea, in disguised of Bols. Chelsea maintains patience but takes advantage when Kurome shows exhaustion, piercing a needle on her nape. Chelsea seems satisfied and recalls her past on how she wants to change the world by becoming an assassin, from her early days as an apprentice, seeing her master brutally toying people and accepting bribes, to acquiring the Imperial Relic Gaea Foundation on which she kills her master using deception. Chelsea shocks when Kurome approaches her and uses Natala and Doya to kill her. Akame and Tatsumi reaches a town and Tatsumi roams around in stealth, but shocks to see Chelsea's head placed on the top of the pole.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818183631 +0000" stop="20260818190014 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill the Demons - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Night Raid enters the city of Kyoroch, which is the headquarters for Path of Peace. The prime minister orders the Jaegers to protect Borick, who simultaneously sets the four "Koukenji Rakshasa Demons" on the offensive. Kurome, still recovering from her previous battle, continues on with her mission in order to not be disposed of. Lubbock, intending to meet with a spy from the city, is attacked by two of the Demons, Sten and Mez. Akame fights against another of the Demons, Ibara, whom she recognizes as being from her old assassination squad. Both Lubba and Akame succeed in killing their opponents. While searching the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and Mine encounter the leader and founder of Path of Peace.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818190014 +0000" stop="20260818192356 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Fate - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Night Raid plans to infiltrate the palace during Path of Peace's anniversary festival. Mine and Tatsumi are assigned as a diversion, and the two are eventually driven to the city's edge, where Seryu spots and recognizes them. She attacks the pair alongside the last member of the Four Rakshasa Demons, Suzuka. Mine manages to slice Seryu and Coro in half, but Seryu retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in her head. Exhausted, Mine struggles to escape the bomb, but is saved by Tatsumi, who had previously defeated Suzuka by crushing her with nearby ruins. Meanwhile, the rest of Night Raid storm the palace. Despite being told by Esdeath to stay put, Borick attempts to flee, but is quickly killed by Lubbock and Akame.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818192356 +0000" stop="20260818194739 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Pandemonium - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Minister introduces his son Syura as the leader of a new elite unit. Lubbock and Tatsumi look for weaknesses on the streets while Mine and Leone do the same underground.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818194739 +0000" stop="20260818201121 +0000" channel="C404.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kill Despair - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Esdeath implores Tatsumi to join her side but he refuses, so she resolves to execute him. Mine is about to sneak out to rescue Tatsumi on her own, but Akame, Leone and Najenda intercept her, and decide to accompany her. At the execution site, just as Esdeath is about to kill Tatsumi, the remaining members of Night Raid attack. Budo fights Leone and Mine, Najenda and Susanoo confront Esdeath, and Akame faces the Imperial Guard to retrieve Incursio. With Leone paralyzed by Budo's lightning-based Imperial Arms, Mine takes him on by herself and unleashes an overwhelmingly powerful blast enough to kill Budo, and leave Mine severely wounded. Meanwhile, Najenda uses Susanoo's trump card, Magatama Manifestation, which drains a portion of Najenda's life force each time it is used, but Esdeath overpowers him by using a spell that briefly freezes time and she destroys Susanoo's core.</desc>
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    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
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    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
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    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
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    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Each one of Aladdin's friends gets replaced by undead mamluks.</desc>
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    <title>Love at First Sprite - S01E57</title>
    <desc>A group of sprites teach Aladdin how to fly and carpet feels left out. When the sprites want to play all the time they seem to good to be true and carpet teaches them a lesson they'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Butterfingers has some tricks up his sleeve and he's after the Sultan who's been turned into a miniature gold statue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230958 +0000" stop="20260816233148 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost City Of The Sun - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath enslaves the sprites and forces them to find a lost city that contains an enormous amount of power. Some sprites escape and go to Aladdin for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816233148 +0000" stop="20260816235338 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Iago acts greedy again and this time it leads them to the Netherworld. Now they are trapped in the Netherworld with Ayam Aghoul. Can Iago and Abu escape and prevent Aladdin from falling into Ayam's trap?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816235338 +0000" stop="20260817001527 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genie Hunt - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Genie's old master allows a muktar to hunt Genie to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817001527 +0000" stop="20260817003722 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 1 - S01E61</title>
    <desc>When Aladdin finds out that 3 theives from the past have somehow turned into powerful magical creatures he tries to stop them. Before he can do so all of Aladdin's friends( except Abu) ask him who are these old thieves, so Aladdin tells him how he knows these theives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817003722 +0000" stop="20260817005923 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 2 - S01E62</title>
    <desc>After telling the story of how he met them, Aladdin and co. go find their headquarters to put a stop to them once and for all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817005923 +0000" stop="20260817012113 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hippsodeth, With Love - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Queen Hippsodeth has fallen in love with the Sultan of Agrabah, but King Pecter has fallen in love with her. A deadly love triangle means trouble for the Sultan and Agrabah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012113 +0000" stop="20260817014301 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destiny on Fire - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Aziz is back, and he's turned the Sultan, Jasmine, and the rest of Agrabah into slugs while Aladdin and the gang are on vacation. Rasoul is the only one from the palace who has managed to escape. Aladdin and Rasoul must find a way to work together to finally beat Aziz without fighting each other in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014301 +0000" stop="20260817020446 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817020446 +0000" stop="20260817022631 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817022631 +0000" stop="20260817024818 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024818 +0000" stop="20260817031001 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817031001 +0000" stop="20260817033150 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817033150 +0000" stop="20260817035337 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817035337 +0000" stop="20260817041526 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817041526 +0000" stop="20260817043716 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817043716 +0000" stop="20260817045905 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817045905 +0000" stop="20260817052056 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817052056 +0000" stop="20260817054245 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817054245 +0000" stop="20260817060523 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817060523 +0000" stop="20260817062715 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817062715 +0000" stop="20260817064902 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817064902 +0000" stop="20260817071146 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817071146 +0000" stop="20260817073326 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817073326 +0000" stop="20260817075513 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817075513 +0000" stop="20260817081701 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817081701 +0000" stop="20260817083946 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817083946 +0000" stop="20260817090132 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817090132 +0000" stop="20260817092317 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817092317 +0000" stop="20260817094500 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817094500 +0000" stop="20260817100644 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
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    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817102833 +0000" stop="20260817105116 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817105116 +0000" stop="20260817111250 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817111250 +0000" stop="20260817113437 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817113437 +0000" stop="20260817115627 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817115627 +0000" stop="20260817121806 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817121806 +0000" stop="20260817124047 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817124047 +0000" stop="20260817130238 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Forget Me Lots - S01E18</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal gets the rose of forgetfulness. His original plan was to use it on the Sultan to take over his throne, but Jasmine gets becomes affected by it instead. Abis Mal takes advantage of Jasmine's amnesia to remake her into a villain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817130238 +0000" stop="20260817132423 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Scare Necessities - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Jasmine receives a cute animal for a present. The problem is that this little animal has the power to make your wishes come true which makes him a target for evil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817132423 +0000" stop="20260817134617 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>SandSwitch - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Sadira uses a magic spell to trade lives with Jasmine so she can be close to Aladdin. Now Sadira is a princess and Jasmine is a street rat. The spell effects everyone except for Abu, Iago, and Rajah which means it's up to them to set things right.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817134617 +0000" stop="20260817140803 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Prophet Motive - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A prophecy of doom for Aladdin spells disaster for the evil monster of Fashoom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817140803 +0000" stop="20260817142948 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost and Founded - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal uses a time machine to go back in time to become the Sultan of Agrabah. If he succeeds Jasmine will never have existed.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817142948 +0000" stop="20260817145137 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moonlight Madness - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine have a very romantic date and before he can finish it the others want him to help them find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817145137 +0000" stop="20260817151411 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Flawed Couple - S01E23</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal and Mechanickles team up to get their revenge on Aladdin. They decide to use magical jewels each of which contain an emotion. The jewels effect everyone except for Aladdin who decides to reverse the curse and use the jewels on Mechanickles and Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817151411 +0000" stop="20260817153602 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rain of Terror - S01E24</title>
    <desc>Thundra is tired of doing controling the weather, so Iago volunteers to take over while Thundra is on vacation. All goes well until Iago makes a bad deal with Thundra's rival Malcho. Iago gives him Thundra's weather medallion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817153602 +0000" stop="20260817155747 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Stinking Feeling - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Prince Uncouthma of Odifferous comes for Jasmine, and Aladdin thinks he has no reason to be jealous, but when Jasmine starts flirting with him to make Aladdin jealous he starts to realize what he's got.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817155747 +0000" stop="20260817161928 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day the Bird Stood Still - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal puts a curse on the Sultan's bathing oils to turn him to stone, but Iago uses it instead and has before sundown to get the cure. He does everything that he can to get it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817161928 +0000" stop="20260817164211 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Of Ice and Men - S01E27</title>
    <desc>After Aladdin and company take a trip to the frozen north they meet an ice efreet named Frajhid. He gives Agrabah something they've never had: snow, but soon gets caught up wanting the people of Agrabah to be living2 in an icy wonderland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817164211 +0000" stop="20260817170401 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Opposites Detract - S01E28</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends encounter a dragon while on a trading mission.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817170401 +0000" stop="20260817172636 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Caught By the Tale - S01E29</title>
    <desc>Two kids love the stories of the heroic adventures of Aladdin, so Genie, Iago, and Abu tell them some. All goes well until Abis Mal starts telling them more and tricks the kids into helping him find a treasure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817172636 +0000" stop="20260817174917 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Elemental, My Dear Jasmine - S01E30</title>
    <desc>An evil sea mermaid named Saleen has the elemental power of water. She usually uses this ability to drown sailors, but this time she's caught Jasmine. When she finds out that Jasmine has a boyfriend she decides to hook, line, and sink him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817174917 +0000" stop="20260817181106 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Heads, You Lose - S01E51</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are tricked into finding an evil wizard's body. When they do the wizard attaches his head to his body then removes Aladdin's head from his own!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181106 +0000" stop="20260817183259 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beast or Famine - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Genie becomes the target of a shaman who wants his magical powers and will go to great lengths to get them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183259 +0000" stop="20260817185450 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Smolder And Wiser - S01E31</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal threatens Agrabah with a fire elemental.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817185450 +0000" stop="20260817191643 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Game - S01E32</title>
    <desc>Genie has never won a game against carpet, but when he meets two game-loving wizards, how far will he go to win?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817191643 +0000" stop="20260817193833 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman is an Island - S01E33</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends are forced to go through a castle when there's no other way around, and the resident decides he wants Genie to stay and be his court jester.</desc>
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    <title>The Animal Kingdom - S01E34</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company find themselves in a village with talking animals. These animals are prejudiced against humans and don't trust them, but when Aladdin saves the day they learn that you need to judge each creature by their actions.</desc>
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    <title>Power to the Parrot - S01E35</title>
    <desc>Iago thinks that Genie's magical job is easy, so Genie gives Iago his powers for a day. Iago has fun with it at first, but then he realizes what a tough job it is to be a genie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817202206 +0000" stop="20260817204338 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Spice is Right - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Aladdin finds a chest filled with spice and a necklace. When he gives them to Jasmine he releases Ayam Aghoul, the duke of the dead who wants to marry Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817204338 +0000" stop="20260817210525 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sands of Fate - S01E36</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are caught between two armies of horsemen fighting each other. This wouldn't be such a tough battle if there weren't only one problem. The battle keeps repeating itself everyday. As each day goes on each member of Aladdin's team either gets captured or turned into a horseman. Now it's up to Iago to figure out how to save the day, and to stop whatever keeps making the battle repeat.</desc>
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    <title>The Citadel - S01E37</title>
    <desc>Evil sorcerer Mozenrath is looking for someone who can take challenges. He learns about Aladdin, and when he does he kidnaps Genie to force Aladdin to rescue him and destroy a monster called Thirdak who's trying to eat Genie's magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817212805 +0000" stop="20260817214951 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poor Iago - S01E38</title>
    <desc>Iago can't stand being greedy so he steals valuables to give away.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret of Dagger Rock - S01E39</title>
    <desc>On a lovely day Aladdin and Jasmine are about to go on a date, but it is quickly ruined by Mozenrath. He kidnaps Aladdin for Genie, and now Jasmine has to disguise herself as a guard to rescue him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817221137 +0000" stop="20260817223325 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In the Heat of the Fright - S01E40</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and friends meet Mirage, the evil catwoman with incredible powers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817223325 +0000" stop="20260817225512 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hero With a Thousand Feathers - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Iago is destined to wake up an ancient evil, and when he does it tramples Agrabah. Iago gets frightened and blames Genie.</desc>
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    <title>The Seven Faces of Genie - S01E41</title>
    <desc>Genie experiments by giving himself seven split personalities, but something goes wrong and those personalities split out of him and rampage all over Ghezistan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817231701 +0000" stop="20260817233943 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wind Jackal of Mozenrath - S01E42</title>
    <desc>Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu go out on a secret mission to stop Mozenrath's new evil magical creature: a wind jackal. Convinced that they've gone on a treasure hunt without him, Iago gets Genie and carpet to go after them. What they don't know is that Mozenrath's got magic detectors all over his kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817233943 +0000" stop="20260818000134 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clockwork Hero - S01E43</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles decides to be a father and builds himself a robotic son, but things go wrong when this robot son has a mind of his own.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818000134 +0000" stop="20260818002318 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mission: Imp Possible - S01E44</title>
    <desc>Nefir and the imps are back, and they've got a new plan. To steal the golden silk of Panacea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818002318 +0000" stop="20260818004503 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stinker Belle - S01E45</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and Jasmine travel to Odiferous to attend Uncouthma's wedding, but someone is trying to ruin the happy couple's wedding day.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004503 +0000" stop="20260818010650 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Witch Way Did She Go? - S02E08</title>
    <desc>The ancient witches of the sand have returned to rule Agrabah and Sadira must choose between power and real friendship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818010650 +0000" stop="20260818012836 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S01E46</title>
    <desc>Mirage tries to eliminate Agrabah with a black spire that eliminates anything its shadow touches. Can Aladdin and friends stop her before Agrabah disappears at sundown?</desc>
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    <title>Smells Like Trouble - S01E47</title>
    <desc>It's the return of the newlyweds Uncouthma and his wife. This time they have a son, and he thinks brawn is the only way to solve problems. But when a real problem comes up and lizards are affecting Odiferious' cheese Aladdin teaches him it's good to have brains and brawn.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818015021 +0000" stop="20260818021213 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way We War - S01E48</title>
    <desc>Nefir and his imps are making Agrabah and Odiferous go to war. The imps are supplying both cities with war supplies and making a nice profit it at the same time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818021213 +0000" stop="20260818023403 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night of the Living Mud - S01E49</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets some well deserved relaxation time, but when Iago tracks Al Muddi mud into the palace, can he, Abu, and Genie handle it without Aladdin?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818023403 +0000" stop="20260818025648 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Egg-stra Protection - S01E50</title>
    <desc>A griffin is terrorizing Gezistan and its all Abis Mal's fault.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818025648 +0000" stop="20260818031836 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sea No Evil - S02E09</title>
    <desc>A message meant for Aladdin gets sidetracked by Iago and Abu.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818031836 +0000" stop="20260818034016 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dune Quixote - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Sadira puts a spell on Aladdin so he will love her over Jasmine, but the spell goes wrong and now Aladdin thinks he's Don Quixote. The only way to cure this spell is a kiss from Sadira, but Jasmine won't allow it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818034016 +0000" stop="20260818040207 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Love Bug - S01E52</title>
    <desc>Mechanical termites are tearing down Thundra's rain forest. When Aladdin and company tell Thundra that they've found out that Mechanickles is doing this Thundra decides to take care of him herself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818040207 +0000" stop="20260818042353 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When Chaos Comes Calling - S01E53</title>
    <desc>Aladdin gets overconfident and thinks he can overcome any challenge that evil presents him so Chaos, the ultimate evil, gives him a real challenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818042353 +0000" stop="20260818044536 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Armored And Dangerous - S01E54</title>
    <desc>A rampaging monster named Dominous Tusk becomes a threat to Agrabah while Aladdin and genie are gone. The Sultan decides to don a suit of armor from an ancient warrior. The Sultan successfully defeats Dominous and all of Agrabah wants him as their protector. However, the more the Sultan uses the armor the more possessed he becomes with the spirit of that ancient warrior.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818044536 +0000" stop="20260818050727 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shark Treatment - S01E55</title>
    <desc>Saleen turns Aladdin into a shark, so she can have a new sea animal to play with.</desc>
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    <title>A Sultan Worth His Salt - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Jasmine is kidnapped by Queen Hipposedeth and her amazons. Everyone else gets defeated and so it is up to the Sultan to save the day and get his daughter back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818052913 +0000" stop="20260818055058 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Sand - S01E56</title>
    <desc>Each one of Aladdin's friends gets replaced by undead mamluks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818055058 +0000" stop="20260818061248 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love at First Sprite - S01E57</title>
    <desc>A group of sprites teach Aladdin how to fly and carpet feels left out. When the sprites want to play all the time they seem to good to be true and carpet teaches them a lesson they'll never forget.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818061248 +0000" stop="20260818063434 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vocal Hero - S01E58</title>
    <desc>Butterfingers has some tricks up his sleeve and he's after the Sultan who's been turned into a miniature gold statue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063434 +0000" stop="20260818065624 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost City Of The Sun - S01E59</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath enslaves the sprites and forces them to find a lost city that contains an enormous amount of power. Some sprites escape and go to Aladdin for help.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818065624 +0000" stop="20260818071815 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>As the Netherworld Turns - S01E60</title>
    <desc>Iago acts greedy again and this time it leads them to the Netherworld. Now they are trapped in the Netherworld with Ayam Aghoul. Can Iago and Abu escape and prevent Aladdin from falling into Ayam's trap?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818071815 +0000" stop="20260818074003 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Genie Hunt - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Genie's old master allows a muktar to hunt Genie to get him back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818074003 +0000" stop="20260818080158 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 1 - S01E61</title>
    <desc>When Aladdin finds out that 3 theives from the past have somehow turned into powerful magical creatures he tries to stop them. Before he can do so all of Aladdin's friends( except Abu) ask him who are these old thieves, so Aladdin tells him how he knows these theives.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818080158 +0000" stop="20260818082400 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Seems Like Old Crimes - Part 2 - S01E62</title>
    <desc>After telling the story of how he met them, Aladdin and co. go find their headquarters to put a stop to them once and for all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818082400 +0000" stop="20260818084549 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Hippsodeth, With Love - S01E63</title>
    <desc>Queen Hippsodeth has fallen in love with the Sultan of Agrabah, but King Pecter has fallen in love with her. A deadly love triangle means trouble for the Sultan and Agrabah.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818084549 +0000" stop="20260818090737 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Destiny on Fire - S01E64</title>
    <desc>Aziz is back, and he's turned the Sultan, Jasmine, and the rest of Agrabah into slugs while Aladdin and the gang are on vacation. Rasoul is the only one from the palace who has managed to escape. Aladdin and Rasoul must find a way to work together to finally beat Aziz without fighting each other in the process.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818090737 +0000" stop="20260818092923 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Return of Malcho - S01E65</title>
    <desc>The Sultan and everyone else are going on a little trip except for Aladdin and Iago. The Sultan tells Aladdin to take charge of the kingdom while he'a away. All goes well until Malcho comes back from the frozen north to get his revenge on Iago. Now Aladdin has to protect Iago and the kingdom against him.In the end Malcho decides to now take his revenge out on Aladdin instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818092923 +0000" stop="20260818095108 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lost Ones - S02E12</title>
    <desc>Children are disappearing all over Agrabah. Aladdin has to stop El Katib from taking them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818095108 +0000" stop="20260818101254 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eye of the Beholder - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves her anyway, but can't touch her because he'll die, so he proves that love is stronger by turning into a snake with her.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818101254 +0000" stop="20260818103438 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Hunted - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath hires the Muktar to capture Genie. Muktar hunts down every one of Genie's friends and leaves Genie for Mozenrath, but struck by Genie's friendship he decides to help Genie defeat Mozenrath and free the others.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818103438 +0000" stop="20260818105626 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Riders Redux - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Marauders are blocking a trade route between Agrabah and other deserts. Aladdin investigates the situation only to find out that the leader is stopping time, stealing the deliveries, and capturing the tradesmen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818105626 +0000" stop="20260818111813 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Book of Khartoum - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Genie's got a date with his genie girlfriend Eden, but he gets a little sidetracked when Mozenrath kidnaps him for his power in order towake Khartoum. Eden gets angry and by the time she finds Genie Mozenrath decides that two genies are better than one.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818111813 +0000" stop="20260818114002 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>While the City Snoozes - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Mirage has opened up a magical music box, and everyone in Agrabah has fallen asleep forever except Aladdin and Jasmine. Can they stay awake and shut down Mirage's music box before the whole world falls asleep?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818114002 +0000" stop="20260818120153 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Two to Tangle - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Mozenrath's magic glove is destroying his body and  he's  decided to switch bodies with Aladdin, but something goes wrong and they both wind up in Aladdin's body.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818120153 +0000" stop="20260818122342 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ethereal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Jasmine has a dream about the destruction of Agrabah. She tells the others, and they think she's crazy until it comes true. An evil being called the ethereal comes to judge Agrabah and she's not happy by what she sees.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818122342 +0000" stop="20260818124533 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shadow Knows - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Ayam Aghoul escapes the Netherworld and uses his shadow to remove the shadows of Aladdin and his friends. They all have to get their shadows back or they'll join Ayam Aghoul in the Netherworld by sundown.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818124533 +0000" stop="20260818130722 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Great Rift - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Aladdin discovers the Lost Jewels of Mizmeria. One of the jewels is taken by a bird who used to be a king. In the sun the jewel becomes Queen Deluca.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818130722 +0000" stop="20260818133000 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Air Feathered Friends - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Abu often steals dates out of trees so Rasoul threatens to throw Abu in jail if he steals one more. Later, someone sets Abu up for stealing more dates and Aladdin must prove him innocent by finding Abis Mal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818133000 +0000" stop="20260818135151 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Mood Rising - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A little king rules over a precious area, but if the people don't keep him happy his bad moods will cause bad weather. It's up to Aladdin and company to keep him happy until the prince can learn to fend for himself.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818135151 +0000" stop="20260818141338 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>To Cure a Thief - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Abu constantly steals whatever he likes and causes the Aladdin trouble as a new palace resident. Aladdin tries to keep Abu on a leash to keep him from mischief, but Abu hates it and runs away.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818141338 +0000" stop="20260818143623 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do the Rat Thing - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Aladdin doubts that Jasmine could survive as a street rat. Jasmine gets angry at this, so she spends an entire day at the marketplace. She steals a mirror that casts a magic spell on her and becomes a real rat while Iago becomes a frilled lizard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818143623 +0000" stop="20260818145802 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never Say Nefir - S01E05</title>
    <desc>The city of Gezistan crashes everyday and it's up to Aladdin and friends to stop whatever is causing it. They find that a group of imps are doing the damage, then turning around and accepting payment by the sultan of Gezistan to fix the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818145802 +0000" stop="20260818151949 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Getting the Bugs Out - S01E06</title>
    <desc>It is discovered that mechanical bugs have infested every mechanical device in Agrabah. The Sultan requests that Aladdin investigate them. Aladdin finds that an evil genius, named Mechanickles, is behind the damage.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818151949 +0000" stop="20260818154138 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vapor Chase - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal is able to steal from Agrabah blind. He does this by burning this magical powder that creates smoke demons when burned.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818154138 +0000" stop="20260818160423 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Garden of Evil - S01E08</title>
    <desc>20 years ago the young Sultan had to pass through an evil plant-man's garden. The Sultan promised to give the plant-man his most precious treasure in return for safe passage. Now the evil plant-man has come back for the Sultan's most precious treasure: Jasmine!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818160423 +0000" stop="20260818162609 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Much Abu About Something - S01E09</title>
    <desc>An ancient civilization is giving premonitions to Abu. Aladdin thinks the premonitions are for himself. Abu shows that size doesn't matter by saving the ancient civilization from a dinosaur.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818162609 +0000" stop="20260818164753 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Aladdin - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Aladdin feels left out when the Sultan and Jasmine have their royal parties, so Iago teaches Aladdin some manners. Aladdin impresses everyone at the next royal party except for Jasmine who wants him to be himself. Aladdin gets a little conceited, and overcomes this when he has to stop one of Mechanickles' evil schemes.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818164753 +0000" stop="20260818170937 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lost Shark - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A land swimming shark rampages through Agrabah. Aladdin and company climb aboard Captain Murk's flying ship to hunt it down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818170937 +0000" stop="20260818173121 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Some Enchanted Genie - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Abis Mal steals Genie's lamp. While Genie's on his quest to find his home he meets a female Genie along the way. Her name is Eden, and she is the master of a poor boy. The 3 of them all help Genie find his lamp, and when they catch up with Abis Mal he decides to dump Genie, and be Eden's new master.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818173121 +0000" stop="20260818175310 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web of Fear - S01E12</title>
    <desc>A colony of giant spiders called the Unkhbut have kidnapped Jasmine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818175310 +0000" stop="20260818181553 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mudder's Day - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Aladdin and company are captured by mud creatures called the Al Muddi, and they need water in order to beat them, but it's hard to find that in a dessert so they improvise by using the sun!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181553 +0000" stop="20260818183726 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plunder the Sea - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles has created a mechanical sea monster that is tearing up ships. Aladdin volunteers to join with Captain Al Bahtross in stopping the Kraken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818183726 +0000" stop="20260818185913 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Strike Up the Sand - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Aladdin saves a fellow street rat named Sadira from Rasoul. Sadira falls in love with Aladdin, but he explains that he already has a fiancé. This annoys her so she decides to become a sand witch. She uses her powers to make Aladdin fall in love with her, but the power of true love is stronger than her magic.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818185913 +0000" stop="20260818192103 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sneeze the Day - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Genie catches a magical cold that effects his magic that prevents him from controlling his magic. Iago and Aladdin find a magic orb to cure him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818192103 +0000" stop="20260818194242 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Mechanickles is tired of Aladdin foiling his plans so he gets an evil hypnotic robot to bring them around to his way of thinking.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818194242 +0000" stop="20260818200524 +0000" channel="C405.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fowl Weather - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Agrabah is a very hot place, so to cool it down Aladdin wants to take a rain cloud from elsewhere, but there's only one problem. The rain clouds have a keeper; a bird named Thundra. Iago distracts Thundra with his male charm while Aladdin takes the rain cloud. When Thundra finds out that one of her rain clouds are missing Iago finds out that business and pleasure don't mix.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Luau - S01E09</title>
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    <desc>Dave can't wait to show Lucas his alma mater. And with her family away for the weekend, Alexa's ready to break all the rules.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Formal (1) - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Lucas longs for "bro time" now that Dylan and Alexa are hanging out. Dave's nose detects a cat ... and he's not wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Winter Formal (2) - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Second First Day - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sophomore year's off to a great start until Katie twists her ankle, giving Alexa something else to focus on while she's waiting to hear from her doctor.</desc>
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    <title>#GWENCAS - S02E03</title>
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    <title>Tryouts and Latte Doubts - S02E04</title>
    <desc>After getting the OK to play basketball, Alexa struggles on the court. But a heart-to-heart with a young cancer patient reminds her how far she's come.</desc>
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    <title>PB Without J - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Alexa and Dylan get into a fight right before the big Halloween party, Katie's sure she can fix it. But what if they're not meant to be together?</desc>
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    <title>Shop 'Til You Cry - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Katie's Beautiful Mind - S02E07</title>
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    <title>The Ghost of Cancer Past - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Alexa's working overtime to keep Christmas on track. But finding her old hospital bag stirs up memories that throw her off her holiday game.</desc>
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    <title>Sweet Sixteen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An expensive mistake means Katie can't afford to go to London. But she's keeping it a secret so she doesn't ruin Alexa's epic birthday party.</desc>
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    <title>1st Day of Junior Year - S03E01</title>
    <desc>A big fight on the first day of school leaves the girls feeling way out of sync. Lucas starts college, and Lori and Dave toast their 20th anniversary.</desc>
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    <title>Stupid Binder - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Always Something There to Remind Me - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Unconsciously Coupling - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Katie and Ryan don't feel the same way about each other anymore, but neither has the heart to say it. Alexa's determined to pass her driver's test.</desc>
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    <title>All I Want for Christmas Is You - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Last First Day - S03E09</title>
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    <title>Rules for Better Barista-ing - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Speaking of Cancer - S03E13</title>
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    <title>The Smoke Show - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Last Dance - S03E15</title>
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    <title>This Feels Right - S03E16</title>
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    <title>Bad Hair Day - S01E01</title>
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    <title>When I'm Sixty-Four - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Working My Way Back to You - S02E01</title>
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    <title>Prime Time - S02E05</title>
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    <title>Some Enchanted Evening - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Night Train - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.</desc>
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    <title>Isn't It Romantic? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.</desc>
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    <title>Hail to the Chief - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.</desc>
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    <title>ALF's Special Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>ALF and the Tanners prepare to spend Christmas in a cabin. When the owner comes to visit them, ALF accidently jumps into his trunk and he is taken to a hospital and given away as a Christmas gift to a little girl.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817163135 +0000" stop="20260817165558 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Boy Next Door - S02E13</title>
    <desc>ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew, Jake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817165558 +0000" stop="20260817172042 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Can I Get a Witness? - S02E14</title>
    <desc>ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817172042 +0000" stop="20260817174525 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert - S02E15</title>
    <desc>ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me - S02E16</title>
    <desc>ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.</desc>
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    <title>Someone to Watch Over Me (2) - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.</desc>
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    <title>We Gotta Get Out of This Place - S02E18</title>
    <desc>ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.</desc>
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    <title>You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog - S02E19</title>
    <desc>ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.</desc>
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    <title>Hit Me with Your Best Shot - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who's been pushing Brian around.</desc>
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    <title>Movin' Out - S02E21</title>
    <desc>Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Your Puppet - S02E22</title>
    <desc>ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him.</desc>
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    <title>Tequila - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Kate's friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.</desc>
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    <title>We Are Family - S02E24</title>
    <desc>ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817212456 +0000" stop="20260817214909 +0000" channel="C408.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Varsity Drag - S02E25</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.</desc>
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    <title>Varsity Drag - S02E26</title>
    <desc>ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.</desc>
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    <title>Stop in the Name of Love - S03E01</title>
    <desc>ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.</desc>
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    <title>Stairway to Heaven - S03E02</title>
    <desc>In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.</desc>
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    <title>Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Tonight, Tonight (1) - S03E04</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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    <title>Tonight, Tonight (2) - S03E05</title>
    <desc>ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.</desc>
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    <title>Promises, Promises - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn.</desc>
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    <title>Turkey in the Straw (1) - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek's bizarre relatives.</desc>
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    <title>Turkey in the Straw (2) - S03E08</title>
    <desc>ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.</desc>
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    <title>Changes - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Kate goes back to work when a strike sends Willie home.</desc>
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    <title>My Back Pages - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Seeing Willie and Kate reminiscing over their old stuff in the attic and show the family film footage of them attending the Woodstock festival, ALF asks Willie about the 1960s, causing Willie to ponder if he abandoned the ideals he held during those years.</desc>
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    <title>Alone Again, Naturally - S03E11</title>
    <desc>ALF mistakenly believes his cousin is living in Barstow, when he reads an article in the National Inquisitor.</desc>
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    <title>Do You Believe in Magic? - S03E12</title>
    <desc>ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.</desc>
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    <title>Hide Away - S03E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest.</desc>
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    <title>Fight Back - S03E14</title>
    <desc>ALF's expose earns Willie a guest spot on David Horowitz's consumer advocate show.</desc>
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    <title>Suspicious Minds - S03E15</title>
    <desc>ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor is actually Elvis Presley.</desc>
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    <title>Baby Love - S03E16</title>
    <desc>ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby.</desc>
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    <title>Running Scared - S03E17</title>
    <desc>An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities for being an "illegal alien".</desc>
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    <title>Standing in the Shadows of Love - S03E18</title>
    <desc>ALF ghostwrites Jake's love letters.</desc>
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    <title>Superstition - S03E19</title>
    <desc>ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition.</desc>
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    <title>Torn Between Two Lovers - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Lynn ends up with two dates for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.</desc>
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    <title>Funeral for a Friend - S03E21</title>
    <desc>Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm.</desc>
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    <title>Don't Be Afraid of the Dark - S03E22</title>
    <desc>ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.</desc>
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    <title>Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby? - S03E23</title>
    <desc>ALF sees Jake's kleptomaniac mother arrive for a visit and steal a broach from Kate.</desc>
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    <title>Like an Old Time Movie - S03E24</title>
    <desc>ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.</desc>
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    <title>Shake, Rattle and Roll - S03E25</title>
    <desc>ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.</desc>
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    <title>Having My Baby - S03E26</title>
    <desc>ALF prepares for the baby's arrival by re-enacting scenes from "The Dick Van Dyke Show."</desc>
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    <title>Baby, Come Back - S04E01</title>
    <desc>ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric, but almost blows it when the child disappears.</desc>
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    <title>Lies - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tabloid photographers accidentally photograph ALF, so the Tanners have to get the film back.</desc>
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    <title>Wanted: Dead or Alive - S04E03</title>
    <desc>ALF shields Willie when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show, but Trevor turns him in.</desc>
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    <title>We're in the Money - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Using Willie's home computer, ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Games - S04E05</title>
    <desc>After a visit from a psychologist, ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis.</desc>
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    <title>Hooked on a Feeling - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Willie, in an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, holds a support group meeting in his living room.</desc>
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    <title>He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother - S04E07</title>
    <desc>ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's visiting brother Neal.</desc>
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    <title>The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - S04E08</title>
    <desc>ALF gets peeved about having to remain hidden while Willie's brother extends his visit.</desc>
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    <title>Live and Let Die - S04E09</title>
    <desc>ALF's attitude toward cats changes after his first encounter with kittens.</desc>
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    <title>Break Up to Make Up - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Whizzer comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy at the Tanners.</desc>
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    <title>Happy Together - S04E11</title>
    <desc>ALF, on the outs with the Tanners, is offered a place to stay by Neal.</desc>
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    <title>Fever - S04E12</title>
    <desc>The Tanners pamper ALF after he catches his first Earth cold.</desc>
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    <title>It's My Party - S04E13</title>
    <desc>ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.</desc>
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    <title>Make 'em Laugh - S04E14</title>
    <desc>ALF dreams he's a famous stand-up comic.</desc>
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    <title>Love on the Rocks - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Neal and his ex-wife Margaret reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest.</desc>
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    <title>True Colors - S04E16</title>
    <desc>ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food.</desc>
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    <title>Gimme That Old Time Religion - S04E17</title>
    <desc>As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth.</desc>
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    <title>Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades - S04E18</title>
    <desc>ALF considers the future with the Tanners, who will age faster than the ageless alien.</desc>
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    <title>When I'm Sixty-Four - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Mr. Sandman - S04E20</title>
    <desc>ALF and Willie scour Death Valley for buried treasure after discovering an old map.</desc>
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    <title>Stayin' Alive - S04E21</title>
    <desc>A morally outraged ALF writes nasty letters to a pollution-producing company.</desc>
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    <title>Hungry Like a Wolf - S04E22</title>
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    <title>I Gotta Be Me - S04E23</title>
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    <title>Consider Me Gone - S04E24</title>
    <desc>It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet with Skip and Rhonda, but ALF is captured by the Alien Task Force before he can get to their spaceship.</desc>
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    <title>A.L.F. - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "ALF", short for Alien Life Form. After convincing a military officer that they are not harboring a space creature, the Tanners decide to take ALF in as a member of the family.</desc>
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    <title>Strangers in the Night - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Looking for Lucky - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone pins the blame on ALF.</desc>
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    <title>Pennsylvania 6-5000 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Keepin' the Faith - S01E05</title>
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    <title>For Your Eyes Only - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E13 - The Man Who Found the Money - S06E13</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E15 - Summer Shade - S06E15</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E16 - A Crime for Mothers - S06E16</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E17 - The Last Escape - S06E17</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E18 - The Greatest Monster of Them All - S06E18</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E20 - The Throwback - S06E20</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E21 - The Kiss-Off - S06E21</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E22 - The Horseplayer - S06E22</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E23 - Incident in a Small Jail - S06E23</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E24 - A Womans Help - S06E24</title>
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    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S06E25 - Museum Piece - S06E25</title>
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    <title>In the Name of Science - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Romance Machine - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sometime in the future, a brilliant scientist who is not very good with woman creates a cyborg to do the romancing for him.</desc>
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    <title>Diamonds Aren't Forever - S04E15</title>
    <desc>Superspy James... drops in on a resort. His mission is to retrieve a statue before the Soviets do. Any one or more of the eccentric guests at the resort may be the Soviet agent(s).</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818160532 +0000" stop="20260818163141 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dear Watson - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Just after returning from the Orient, Watson is kidnapped and it is up to Sherlock Holmes to find him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818163141 +0000" stop="20260818165750 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Creatures - S04E17</title>
    <desc>A reporter is assigned to cover a concert for rock stars Adam Lust and The Vampires who are debuting a new album.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818165750 +0000" stop="20260818172359 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man Who Knew Too Little - S04E18</title>
    <desc>A man wakes in a hotel room with amnesia and a headache.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172359 +0000" stop="20260818175007 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reunion - S04E19</title>
    <desc>Seven Vietnam veterans gather annually to recall their leader's death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175007 +0000" stop="20260818181618 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>South by Southeast - S04E20</title>
    <desc>An actor is a victim of mistaken identity.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181618 +0000" stop="20260818184217 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E15 - Crackpot - S02E15</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260818184217 +0000" stop="20260818190844 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E16 - Nightmare in 4-D - S02E16</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260818190844 +0000" stop="20260818193355 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E17 - My Brother Richard - S02E17</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260818193355 +0000" stop="20260818195914 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E18 - The Manacled - S02E18</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260818195914 +0000" stop="20260818202433 +0000" channel="C410.245.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alfred Hitchcock Presents - S02E20 - Malice Domestic - S02E20</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260816193256 +0000" stop="20260816201612 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Authorized Personnel Only (2) - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney unwillingly teams up with her father to hunt down a modern-day samurai. Meanwhile, Nadia doesn't want to go back to the spy business, but is forced to when Sydney's life is jeopardized. Sydney finds out the reason behind Jack's misdeed and Nadia makes an unsettling promise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201612 +0000" stop="20260816205653 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Awful Truth - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney must seduce a murderous arms dealer in order to track down a stolen NSA code-breaker. Meanwhile, Vaughn fears for Weiss's life, and Sydney and Jack argue about telling Nadia the truth about her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205653 +0000" stop="20260816213722 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ice - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover to track down a deadly new bio-weapon. Meanwhile, Sydney is concerned about Vaughn not having yet put Lauren behind, and Nadia turns to a Jack to find out the truth about her mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816213722 +0000" stop="20260816221843 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Welcome to Liberty Village - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn go undercover as a married couple so as to find a weapon that could bring back the Dark Ages. However, the neighborhood they've infiltrated is not as charming as it seems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221843 +0000" stop="20260816230021 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nocturne - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After being infected with a hallucinogen, Sydney starts to lose touch with reality. Vaughn and Jack must rush to find an antidote before Sydney puts her life - and others next to her - into danger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230021 +0000" stop="20260816234055 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Détente - S04E07</title>
    <desc>While Sydney and Nadia argue about Nadia's acceptance of Sloane's fatherly concerns, Sloane worries about Nadia's well-being when she and Sydney go undercover as wealthy, irresponsible young heiresses to uncover the whereabouts of a deadly chemical.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234055 +0000" stop="20260817002322 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Echoes - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Sloane temporarily steps down as Director of his Task Force and gives Jack full authority over the next assignment, which involves Anna Espinosa, Sydney's old foe. However, Anna turns the tables on APO when she captures Nadia and forces Sydney to do her biddings. Sydney tells Nadia about the Rambaldi's prophecy which dictates that two sisters will fight and only one will survive. Meanwhile, Vaughn visits Sark and tries to trick him into helping them to catch Anna. In the end, one of the sisters is mortally wounded by Anna.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817002322 +0000" stop="20260817010320 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Man of His Word - S04E09</title>
    <desc>While Nadia is in a coma, Sark is taken into APO and to help them infiltrate Cadmus Revolutionary Front and retrieve the bomb, but in return he demands to see Lauren's corpse and that Vaughn opens her coffin for him. Nadia may be the only person with the intel they need to intercept the bomb, so Jack is forced to prematurely wake Nadia from her coma, endangering her life, which doesn't please Sloane when he finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010320 +0000" stop="20260817014539 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Index - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Dixon enlists Sydney to help him prove that Sloane is double-crossing the CIA and using APO to steel the Blackwell Index, a master blackmail list, and to reconstruct the Alliance. Sydney makes her way into Sloane's house so as to copy the encryption key from his secure phone and crack his calls. When Nadia finds her, she becomes disappointed in her sister. Meanwhile, Vaughn discovers something disturbing about his father when he visits his comatose uncle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014539 +0000" stop="20260817022702 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Road Home - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney must protect the life of a civilian, whom she unintentionally put in danger. Meanwhile, Jack plans a visit with an old friend, and Vaughn uncovers more disturbing secrets about his father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022702 +0000" stop="20260817031012 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Orphan - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Nadia puts her own life - as well Sydney's and Weiss's - in danger after failing to unveil her past through a dangerous criminal. Meanwhile, Vaughn finds a person who is somehow connected to his father and Nadia as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031012 +0000" stop="20260817035328 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tuesday - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a mission goes wrong, Sydney's is placed in danger and Marshall is the only one who can save her. Meanwhile, Dixon is exposed to a deadly pathogen released inside APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035328 +0000" stop="20260817043523 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightingale - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn risk their lives trying to find out the truth about Vaughn's father. Finally, we find out why Jack and Sloane seem to be conspiring together against Sydney and Vaughn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043523 +0000" stop="20260817051830 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pandora - S04E15</title>
    <desc>In an attempt to talk to Sydney, Katya Derevko deliberately poisons herself and is temporally taken out from her cell. Once Nadia tells her sister about this, Sydney visits her aunt to tell her to stay away from Nadia. However, Katya unsettles Sydney by telling her that someone framed her mother as a means of getting her killed. Sydney sets off in search of the truth behind this story. Meanwhile, Vaughn becomes a rogue agent by getting involved with the people who might know his father's whereabouts. In the end, he and Sydney find out that the man behind these two plots is no other than A. Sloane. However, things are not exactly as they seem to be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051830 +0000" stop="20260817060025 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Another Mister Sloane - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Vaughn tell Jack about Sloane's alleged involvement in Vaughn's search for his father and Irina's contract on Sydney's life. After cornering Sloane, they both conclude that someone is framing him. The APO team set a trap to catch the fake A. Sloane, but they fail. Once they realize what "Arvin Clone" is after at, Sloane suggests to step down, temporarily. However, Sydney reluctantly convinces him to stay on the case, since he may the only person able to anticipate "Arvin Clone"'s next move. But Nadia fears that this pursue may revive her father's past obsession – Rambaldi.`</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060025 +0000" stop="20260817064249 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Clean Conscience - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Nadia's former caretaker, Sophia, has been severely beaten. She contacts Nadia and asks to meet her. Sloane is told by Sophia that she was beaten up, because someone is trying to track Nadia down, so he and Jack decide to tell their daughters the truth – Elena Derevko, the third and the most cruelest of the Derevko sisters, has been surveilling both Sydney and Nadia for a decade. Meanwhile, Jack's doctor advises him to tell Sydney about his illness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064249 +0000" stop="20260817072519 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mirage - S04E18</title>
    <desc>Jack's illness has caused him to hallucinate about a cure. Sydney must recreate the time when Jack was working for the CIA and hid the only man who might be able to help him now. For this, Sydney must play her own mother. Meanwhile, Sophia moves in with Sydney and Nadia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072519 +0000" stop="20260817080820 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In Dreams... - S04E19</title>
    <desc>The team captures the Sloane Imposter and questions him to find a rare Rambaldi orchid. The real Sloane must relive a painful memory in order to get the Imposter to reveal the orchid location.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080820 +0000" stop="20260817085104 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Descent - S04E20</title>
    <desc>After a tactical group infiltrates the DSR and steals Rambaldi artifacts, CIA director Hayden Chase discovers that the alarms at the DSR were disabled from Nadia's computer, allowing the raid to happen, and shows up at the apartment to question her.  Soon Sloane and Jack arrive and suspect that Sophia, who had access to the computer while she was living with Syd and Nadia, is Elena Derevko.  They follow her trail to a dead Rambaldi follower, a stunning betrayal, and a presumed dead family member...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085104 +0000" stop="20260817093353 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Search and Rescue - S04E21</title>
    <desc>Rambaldi's catastrophic endgame begins to fall into place as a giant red ball version of the Circumference/Mueller device is found floating over a large city in Russia, driving the citizens mad with violence. After a wounded Dixon reveals that Irina is alive, Sydney, Nadia, and Jack set off to find her. It turns out that Irina had been captured, and then duplicated using Project Helix, in order to give the impression that she was dead. Sydney and Nadia discover Irina being held inside a camp in Tikal, safely in the clutches of Elena's private army. Irina had apparently been working to counter Elena's organization, the Covenant, and actually PREVENT the Rambaldi endgame. Irina is taken to APO and tells them of a page she destroyed, a page that was key to Rambaldi's endgame. Under torture, she finally broke and recreated it for Elena. After a short respite, Sydney, Vaughn, Jack, Nadia, and Irina board a plane parachute down, towards Elena, Sloane, the Circumference....and destiny.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093353 +0000" stop="20260817101651 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before the Flood - S04E22</title>
    <desc>Jack, Sydney, Irina, Vaughn and Nadia parachute into Sovogda. They're supposed to dismantle a giant red ball turning people into zombies. At APO, Marshall and Weiss use the Blackwell Index to blackmail the Russian minister into giving them the access codes to a Russian satellite, they discover that Elena is uplinking the satellite. A CIA agent, Brodien reminds them that the Rambaldi device is broadcasting a subaudible frequency that physiologically alters people who drink it and it is irreversible. Elena learns of the APO team's arrival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101651 +0000" stop="20260817105955 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prophet Five - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After learning that the man she has known as Michael Vaughn is under investigation and suspected of being a double agent, Sydney begins to question whether their business and personal relationship over the years had all been a lie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105955 +0000" stop="20260817114229 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>...1... - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Renée - a fugitive on the CIA's most wanted list -- to track down the murderer of a close friend before the killer can strike again. Meanwhile, Jack enlists a reluctant new agent, Thomas Grace (Balthazar Getty), and Weiss struggles to decide whether or not to accept a promotion that would force him to leave his colleagues.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114229 +0000" stop="20260817122536 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Shed - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney is forced to partner on a mission with new APO agent Thomas Grace. They discover that Rachel Gibson -- a spy suspected of being involved in activities against the U.S. -- has something shockingly in common with Sydney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122536 +0000" stop="20260817130822 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mockingbird - S05E04</title>
    <desc>While Sloane awaits the outcome of his sentencing, Sydney's life is put in grave danger when Gordon Dean discovers that Rachel is still alive.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130822 +0000" stop="20260817135010 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Box - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Tom discover that Renie has stolen the cryo container, and soon find themselves under siege by a group of mercanaries who want the contents of the container. Meanwhile, Sloane takes matters into his own hands to get himself back into APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135010 +0000" stop="20260817143211 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Solo - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel receives a little help from Syd for her first solo mission.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143211 +0000" stop="20260817151436 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fait Accompli - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Sydney and APO attempt to discover whom Gordon Dean is working for and what their end game is. Meanwhile, when the group claiming to have a cure for daughter Nadia continues to play mind games with him, Sloane struggles for control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151436 +0000" stop="20260817155724 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bob - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Rachel and Sydney have to join forces with Julian Sark to prevent a deadly micropulse bomb from falling in the hands of a dangerous mercenary.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817155724 +0000" stop="20260817163859 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Horizon - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Sydney teams up with Vaughn after being kidnapped and being placed in a hypnotic. What Sydney doesn't know is that the kidnapper is a very familiar face with an obscure interest in her unborn child.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163859 +0000" stop="20260817172114 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.O.S. - S05E10</title>
    <desc>The entire APO gang is trapped inside the CIA offices and Weiss saves them. However, Weiss will not be returning to APO, he will just be helping the others on a mission to obtain information regarding Sydney.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172114 +0000" stop="20260817180348 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maternal Instinct - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Sydney receives an unexpected visit from Irina. Together with Jack, they travel to Vancouver to search for information about The Horizon, but the trio is ambushed. While Jack takes on Kelly Peyton, Sydney goes into labor.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180348 +0000" stop="20260817184604 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There's Only One Sydney Bristow - S05E12</title>
    <desc>One month after the baby is born, Sydney is taking time off from work. Will is what pulls her back in the field while she's on maternity leave. The enemies realize that the best way to hurt Sydney is through her friends. Anna Espinosa also returns.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184604 +0000" stop="20260817192857 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>30 Seconds - S05E13</title>
    <desc>While the gang starts to learn more about the Prophet 5, Sloane is distressed to learn that Prophet Five's cure for Nadia is just as likely to kill her. Meanwhile, Devlin returns, the search for Anna Espinosa continues, Rambaldi's prophetic Page 47 resurfaces, and Sydney offers Renée a job at APO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192857 +0000" stop="20260817201118 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I See Dead People - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Marshall reports to Jack that a microchip, found in Renée Rienne's body, is etched with the name 'Andre Micheaux'. Peyton tells Sloane that Sydney is being sent to Nepal to meet with someone regarding the chip. Sloane sends Anna, now Sydney's doppelgänger, to intercept. When Marshall discovers that the APO office is bugged, Jack frantically tries to reach Sydney to warn her before it is too late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201118 +0000" stop="20260817205342 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Hard Feelings - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sydney now posing as Anna, brings Peyton a microchip with a device hidden in it. Meanwhile Sloane finishes translating page 47 and reports that only the chosen one can complete the circle, which leads Sark and Sydney on a dangerous mission to a prison. Rachel finally discovers Tom's secret about what happened to his wife.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205342 +0000" stop="20260817213637 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reprisal - S05E16</title>
    <desc>In the first part of [the] Alias two-hour finale event, 'Reprisal,' Sloane takes Marshall and Rachel hostage in order to discover a crucial clue to Rambaldi's ultimate endgame, as Sydney, Vaughn and APO race to stop him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213637 +0000" stop="20260817221936 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All the Time in the World - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Peyton tells Sloane that she has made a deal for the Rambaldi Sphere with an ally in China. Sloane arranges for stolen missiles to be sent to Hong Kong. Sloane's plan is revealed to the APO members, who race to stop him before he can use the Rambaldi Sphere to put the plan in motion. But this all leads to a long awaited confrontation between Sydney and Irina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221936 +0000" stop="20260817232550 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Be Told - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney Bristow discovers that her job as an agent for SD-6, a top-secret division of the CIA, holds some deadly secrets that threaten the security of the free world. In spite of being warned against it, Sydney reveals her secret to her fiancé, Danny, who later on is murdered. Sydney finds that her father, Jack, is also SD-6 and that the group is not part of the CIA, but actually an enemy of the United States. Sydney seeks the aid of the real CIA and is enlisted as a double agent under the command of operations officer Vaughn. Her mission now is to complete her cases at SD-6 while reporting her findings back to the CIA. But when Sydney finds out that her father is also affiliated with the CIA, she begins to question where his true allegiances really lie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232550 +0000" stop="20260818001127 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>So It Begins - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney returns to SD-6 and is assigned with Dixon to travel to Moscow to retrieve some stolen files. But when Sydney discovers that she has inadvertently given SD-6 access to a nuclear weapon, she is forced to travel to Cairo and face a deadly foe. Meanwhile, Will begins to question the circumstances surrounding Danny's death, and Sydney learns of her father's involvement in the murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818001127 +0000" stop="20260818005337 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Parity - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney's life is in mortal danger as she is sent to Madrid to retrieve a 500-year-old sketch that contains a set of numbers and meets up with her deadly nemesis, K-Directorate agent Anna Espinosa. Meanwhile, Will delves deeper into the cause of Danny's death and discovers a very strange anomaly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818005337 +0000" stop="20260818013744 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Broken Heart - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney and Dixon go on a dangerous case involving the safety of the United Commerce Organization. Francie confronts Charlie about his secret date with another woman, and Will continues to get closer to the truth about Danny's murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013744 +0000" stop="20260818022237 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Doppelgänger - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney's secret double agent status is jeopardized after she smuggling a biotech engineer into SD-6 from her mission in Berlin. Will meets a woman who confesses that she was having an affair with Danny shortly before his death. Vaughn informs Sydney that her father may be working for a third secret operative agency.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022237 +0000" stop="20260818030722 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reckoning - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Sydney goes undercover in a mental institution to get information from Shepard, a man who has been unconsciously programmed to be a deadly assassin. Meanwhile, after Sydney becomes convinced that her father was responsible for the death of her mother 20 years earlier. Will discovers the true identity of the woman who claimed having an affair with Danny and Francie is relieved to learn that Charlie is not having an affair other woman. Marshall finds the computer worm planted in the SD-6 mainframe by the CIA.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030722 +0000" stop="20260818035131 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Color Blind - S01E07</title>
    <desc>While helping Shepard escape from the asylum in Bucharest, Sydney discovers the shocking connection he has with her past. Meanwhile, after tracking the computer virus secretly planted by the CIA, Sloane is confronted by Alliance representative Alain Christophe, who suggests that one or more moles may have infiltrated SD-6. Will continues to investigate the woman claiming to be Danny's mistress and Sydney finds out the truth about her father's involvement in her mother's death 20 years earlier.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035131 +0000" stop="20260818043619 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Time Will Tell - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sydney must undergo an extensive lie detector test to satisfy Sloane's frantic search for the SD-6 mole. Meanwhile, with nemesis Anna Espinosa following her every move, Sydney seeks out the connection that a device may have to the 500-year-old prophetic Rambaldi sketch. The mystery of Kate Jones deepens as Will continues to investigate Danny's death; and Sydney discovers that a keepsake from her mother Laura contains more disturbing connections into Jack's past alliances.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043619 +0000" stop="20260818052128 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mea Culpa - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Sydney's life is placed in mortal danger when Sloane is informed by his superior that she is the SD-6 mole. Meanwhile, Dixon's life hangs in the balance after he is shot on a mission, and Will realizes that his discovery of Kate Jones' pin could uncover some unexpected information.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052128 +0000" stop="20260818060601 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spirit - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Sydney briefs her CIA handler, Agent Vaughn, on her recent captivity at SD-6 and is surprised when he unexpectedly gives her a Christmas gift. Meanwhile Jack has to find a way to save Sydney when he discovers that Sloane has ordered her tortured and killed for being the suspected SD-6 mole. Will may be making the mistake of his life when he begins to research a name heard on a mysterious audiocassette -- SD-6.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060601 +0000" stop="20260818065038 +0000" channel="C411.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Confession - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Page 47 - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Vaughn asks Sydney to use her friendship with Sloane's wife, Emily, to gain access to a mysterious Rambaldi book which happens to be under lock and key in a safe at Sloane's home. Meanwhile, Will is kidnapped and told to drop his investigation of SD-6 or risk the lives of his family and friends, including Sydney's.</desc>
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    <title>Masquerade - S01E18</title>
    <desc>While on a case to track the activities of Khasinau, a.k.a. "The Man," Sydney runs into her ex-lover, Noah Hicks, who broke her heart and left without saying goodbye five years earlier. Meanwhile, Sydney tells Sloane that she wants to find her mother; Jack is ordered to see CIA psychiatrist Dr. Barnett to help him deal with his churning emotions after discovering that his wife may still be alive; and Will and Francie become suspicious of Sydney's activities after finding one of her airline ticket stubs.</desc>
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    <title>Snowman - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Sloane begins to question where Noah's true allegiances lie, as passion ignites between Sydney and Noah. Meanwhile, Sydney continues to uncover new information about her mother, which disturbes Jack. A rogue assassin known as the Snowman is dispatched by K-Directorate to kill Khasinau, a.k.a. "The Man." Will and Francie confront Sydney about the mysterious airline ticket stub found in her jacket.</desc>
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    <title>The Solution - S01E20</title>
    <desc>In order to catch Khasinau and get closer to finding her mother, Sydney and Vaughn set up an undercover transaction for a Rambaldi artifact with Khasinau's representative, Mr. Sark. But Sydney's cover may be compromised when a SD-6 agent is sent in to thwart the sale. Meanwhile, Will is enticed to continue his investigation of SD-6 when he learns the identity of one of his kidnappers. Emily tells Sydney that she knows about SD-6, which forces Sloane to make the most difficult decision of his life.</desc>
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    <title>Rendezvous - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Will's life is about to change as he is sent to find the person responsible for leaking information to him about SD-6. Meanwhile, Sloane finds himself on the cusp of finally tracking down Khasinau when SD-6 captures "The Man's" right-hand man, Mr. Sark. Dixon becomes suspicious of Sydney's activities.</desc>
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    <title>Almost Thirty Years - S01E22</title>
    <desc>In order to save Will's life, Sydney and Vaughn must destroy a familiar looking Rambaldi device, while Jack makes a risky deal with Khasinau's representative, Mr. Sark. Meanwhile, the CIA believes that one of their own is a mole for "The Man"; the Alliance comes to a decision regarding the fate of Emily Sloane; Dixon's suspicions about Sydney intensify; and Sydney finds herself face-to-face with "The Man."</desc>
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    <title>The Enemy Walks In - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Sydney finds herself face-to-face with her mother, whose intentions for her daughter are made chillingly clear. Meanwhile Sydney continues her search for Vaughn, not knowing if he is dead or alive after being swept away by a wall of water in Taipei. Will's life is forever changed when he learns the truth about SD-6 and Sydney's life as a double agent. Dixon must decide whether or not to inform Sloane of Sydney's suspicious activities.</desc>
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    <title>Trust Me - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Sydney must decide whether her mother's goodwill gesture was sincere or an attempt to kill her. Will witnesses Francie discussing her restaurant plans with a man whose affiliations are questionable, and Sloane is made a full partner in the malevolent Alliance of Twelve.</desc>
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    <title>Cipher - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Sydney must outwit Sark in order to find a crucial piece of intel. Meanwhile, Jack faces Sydney's mother for the first time in almost 20 years. Will finally meets Vaughn and Sloane is haunted by his wife's death.</desc>
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    <title>Dead Drop - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Sydney's dealings with her mother lead Jack to take drastic measures to ensure his daughter's safety. Meanwhile Will is confronted by a mysterious woman about resurrecting his story on SD-6.</desc>
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    <title>The Indicator - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Sydney discovers a terrifying secret when she's sent on a case to track down a new generation of weapons. Meanwhile, Vaughn suspects Jack of setting up Sydney's mother to take a fall. Sloane tells Jack the truth about Emily's death.</desc>
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    <title>Salvation - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Sydney's trust in her father begins to fade. Meanwhile, Sydney and Vaughn may have been exposed to a deadly virus while in Taipei; Sloane haunted by Emily's death begins to unravel. Vaughn enlists Will to help research a case.</desc>
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    <title>The Counteragent - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Sydney races to find a cure for Vaughn, but in order to find the antidote, Sydney must make a deal with Sark that could endanger Sloane's life. Meanwhile, Will continues his research for Vaughn and discovers some disturbing inconsistencies involving 20-year-old standardized IQ tests.</desc>
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    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Simon is intimate with Mrs. Humphrey in 1859; Jamie confesses his love in 1843</desc>
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    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Grace tries neuro-hypnosis in an attempt to recover memories.</desc>
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    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818151545 +0000" stop="20260818160104 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Part 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon investigates the murders; in 1842, Grace befriends a woman who dies from a back-alley abortion.</desc>
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    <title>Part 3 - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Simon attempts to extract Grace's memories; Grace starts working as a servant at the Kinnear farmhouse.</desc>
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    <title>Part 4 - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Simon is intimate with Mrs. Humphrey in 1859; Jamie confesses his love in 1843</desc>
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    <title>Part 5 - S01E05</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Grace tries neuro-hypnosis in an attempt to recover memories.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818190208 +0000" stop="20260818194702 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 6 - S01E06</title>
    <desc>In 1859, Simon joins the Union Army; Grace gets some unexpected news in 1872.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818194702 +0000" stop="20260818203221 +0000" channel="C412.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Part 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Convicted murderess Grace Marks is interviewed by Dr. Simon Jordan. He becomes conflicted by Grace's enchanting, persuasive nature and her claims of having no memory of the events surrounding the murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195408 +0000" stop="20260816201550 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baby Makes Five - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Vera refuses to give up the baby girl someone left in her pile of wash at the laundromat.</desc>
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    <title>Bet a Million, Mel - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Mel borrows $10,000 against the diner to bet on a 90-to-1 nag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203736 +0000" stop="20260816205913 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guinness on Tap - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Determined to leave her mark on the world, Vera sets out to break the tap dancing endurance record.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205913 +0000" stop="20260816212049 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Comrade Mel - S06E03</title>
    <desc>A towel boy from the Russian ballet takes refuge in Mel's storeroom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212049 +0000" stop="20260816214234 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Halloween Surprise - S06E04</title>
    <desc>On Halloween, Alice's latest heartthrob asks her to shepherd his four kids for the evening.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214234 +0000" stop="20260816220413 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Big Four-Oh! - S06E05</title>
    <desc>It's Alice's 40th birthday, and for the milestone she gets a millstone, a visit from her meddling mother.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220413 +0000" stop="20260816222549 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Cousin, Wendell - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Smooth operator Mel teaches his shy cousin, Wendell, how to score with Vera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222549 +0000" stop="20260816224725 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Bouncing Check - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Against Mel's orders, Vera cashes a check for an old flame, who's nowhere to be found when it bounces.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224725 +0000" stop="20260816230910 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After Mel's Gone - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Mel becomes despondent when he realizes he has no heirs.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230910 +0000" stop="20260816233351 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Christmas Carol - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The ghost of a partner past gives Mel the dickens on Christmas Eve after Mel fired Alice, Jolene and Vera.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233351 +0000" stop="20260816235530 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wild One - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alice's spirit inspires a biker to recruit her as his ""old lady.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235530 +0000" stop="20260817001707 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Calls the Shots - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alice blows the whistle on Tommy's basketball playing when his grades start to slip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001707 +0000" stop="20260817003846 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Not with My Niece You Don't - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Mel gives Tommy advice on how to charm the ladies, which Tommy promptly applies to Mel's niece.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003846 +0000" stop="20260817010024 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of Soaps - S06E13</title>
    <desc>After getting hooked on soap operas, Vera becomes a washout at work and later quits.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010024 +0000" stop="20260817012201 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sharples vs. Sharples - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Mel has a beef with his mother who wants to publish his secret chili recipe in her new cookbook.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012201 +0000" stop="20260817014335 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Valentine's Day Massacre - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Valentine's Day promises anything but hearts and flowers for the diner staff, who all quarrel with their dates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014335 +0000" stop="20260817020513 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best Little Waitress in the World - S06E16</title>
    <desc>A book on building self-confidence inspires Vera to become ""the best little waitress in the world!""  Later, Mel leaves a newly confident Vera in charge of the diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020513 +0000" stop="20260817022651 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice and the Acorns - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Alice is visited by a high-school chum who's still suffering from her teenage inferiority complex.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022651 +0000" stop="20260817024828 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker - S06E18</title>
    <desc>To help Jolene's exhausted good buddy, the girls drive his rig to a mining town, blissfully unaware that they're hauling dynamite.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024828 +0000" stop="20260817031007 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel Wins By a Nose - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mel considers getting a nose job while undergoing surgery for a deviated septum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031007 +0000" stop="20260817033146 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Give My Regrets to Broadway - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Alice's actress friend from New York persuades Tommy that he has a brilliant future on Broadway.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817033146 +0000" stop="20260817035324 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Reunion Romance - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Vera returns from her high-school reunion with stars in her eyes and a sparkler on her finger.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035324 +0000" stop="20260817041502 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monty Falls for Alice - S06E22</title>
    <desc>A jilted acquaintance flips for Alice on the first bounce and when she doesn't reciprocate his feelings he threatens to jump from the Mel's Diner sign.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041502 +0000" stop="20260817043640 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spell Mel's - S06E23</title>
    <desc>To counter a competitor whose contest is drawing customers, Mel launches one too and ups the ante to $3000.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043640 +0000" stop="20260817045818 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Mother the Landlord - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Mel happily envisions a rent-free future when his mother buys his apartment building but surprises him when she announces a $50 rent increase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045818 +0000" stop="20260817051957 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Wrong Lips - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051957 +0000" stop="20260817054135 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Take This Waitress? - S07E02</title>
    <desc>Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054135 +0000" stop="20260817060245 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Secret of Mel's Diner - S07E03</title>
    <desc>There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060245 +0000" stop="20260817062423 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice at the Palace - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice.  Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062423 +0000" stop="20260817064601 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Joel Grey Saves the Day - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064601 +0000" stop="20260817070738 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Carrie on the Rebound - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817070738 +0000" stop="20260817072910 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene's Brother Jonas - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072910 +0000" stop="20260817075018 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Sees the Light - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075018 +0000" stop="20260817081155 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera the Virtuoso - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081155 +0000" stop="20260817083333 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice Faces the Music - S07E11</title>
    <desc>The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083333 +0000" stop="20260817085512 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy, the Jailbird - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085512 +0000" stop="20260817091650 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene and the Night Watchman - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091650 +0000" stop="20260817093829 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Dream Car - S07E14</title>
    <desc>Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093829 +0000" stop="20260817100006 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Come Back Little Sharples - S07E15</title>
    <desc>Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100006 +0000" stop="20260817102145 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera, the Torch - S07E16</title>
    <desc>Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817102145 +0000" stop="20260817104324 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grass is Always Greener - S07E17</title>
    <desc>In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104324 +0000" stop="20260817110502 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Fouls Out - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817110502 +0000" stop="20260817112645 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera on the Lam - S07E19</title>
    <desc>After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112645 +0000" stop="20260817114824 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel's Cousin Wendy? - S07E20</title>
    <desc>To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114824 +0000" stop="20260817121002 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Erasable Mel - S07E21</title>
    <desc>Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121002 +0000" stop="20260817123139 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant - S07E22</title>
    <desc>Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123139 +0000" stop="20260817125317 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125317 +0000" stop="20260817131456 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel is Hogg-Tied - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Boss Hogg and Deputy Enos of ""The Dukes of Hazzard"" pay a surprise visit.  Up to his usual low tricks, Boss makes an offer to lease the diner that Mel can't refuse but should.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131456 +0000" stop="20260817133634 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Secret Lover - S08E02</title>
    <desc>A secret lover is sending Vera everything from poems to balloons.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133634 +0000" stop="20260817135812 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene Gets Her Wings - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Everyone's up in the air over Jolene's maiden flight as a part-time stewardess.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135812 +0000" stop="20260817141950 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Blind Date - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Alice's dinner date with a high-school flame who's now blind turns into a delightful trip down sensory lane.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141950 +0000" stop="20260817144126 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It Had to Be Mel - S08E05</title>
    <desc>A popular singer stops for directions at the diner and ends up proposing to Mel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144126 +0000" stop="20260817150304 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera Gets Engaged - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Who would have thought Vera would find love in a greasy spoon? Especially with a cop who just ticketed her for jaywalking.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150304 +0000" stop="20260817152443 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Wedding - S08E08</title>
    <desc>After a whirlwind courtship, Vera walks down the aisle with her intended.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152443 +0000" stop="20260817154621 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Robot Wore Pink - S08E09</title>
    <desc>After Alice quits in a huff, Mel replaces her with a very efficient and popular robot named Blanche.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154621 +0000" stop="20260817160753 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>'Tis the Season to Be Jealous - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Working undercover as Santa Claus, Vera's new husband spots her kissing her former fiance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160753 +0000" stop="20260817162931 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Goes Overboard - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Tommy's home from college feeling down,due to bad grades &amp; a failed romance. Also,Mel gets a visit,his old Navy buddy Frank. Who ends up inspiring Tommy to consider a change,that Alice may not be crazy about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162931 +0000" stop="20260817165108 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera, the Horse Thief - S08E12</title>
    <desc>No one can corral Vera after she discovers that a miniature horse is being mistreated by its trainer.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165108 +0000" stop="20260817171247 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene Throws a Curve - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Trophy winner Jolene throws Mel a curve when she won't pitch on his softball team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171247 +0000" stop="20260817173425 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lies My Mother Told Me - S08E14</title>
    <desc>After 40 years, Mel learns that his mother lied when she told him his dog was a war hero.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173425 +0000" stop="20260817175603 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice and the Devoted Dentist - S08E15</title>
    <desc>When Alice chips a tooth eating Mel's chili, he sends her to his dentist who takes one look at her X-rays and falls madly in love.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175603 +0000" stop="20260817181741 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alice's Hot Air Romance - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Alice gets a ride but hardly a rise out of a sexist ballonist whose hot air isn't confined to his balloon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181741 +0000" stop="20260817183921 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dollars to Donuts - S08E17</title>
    <desc>After a winning first day at the track, Tommy bets he'll score in the betting business.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183921 +0000" stop="20260817190058 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Dinner with Debbie - S08E18</title>
    <desc>By proving she's a better cook than Mel, Vera's acerbic landlady may have found the elusive way to his heart through his stomach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190058 +0000" stop="20260817192233 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vera's Fine Feathered Friends - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Vera takes a tumble trying to rescue a nest of baby blue jays from the diner sign before Mel gets to them with a broom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192233 +0000" stop="20260817194407 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jolene is Stuck on Mel - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Jolene has second thoughts about marrying a TV game show host especially after a dab of permanent glue bonds her firmly to Mel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194407 +0000" stop="20260817200545 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mel Spins His Wheels - S08E22</title>
    <desc>Mel disdains accommodating the handicapped until two sprained ankles give him a different view, from a wheelchair.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817200545 +0000" stop="20260817202724 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Be It Ever So Crowded - S08E23</title>
    <desc>Vera and Elliot buy a charming old house that comes complete with fireplace, furniture and antiques one of which is a shocking surprise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202724 +0000" stop="20260817204840 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Romancing Mister Stone - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Jolene and Vera play Cupid for a dateless Alice by putting an ad in a magazine's personals column.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204840 +0000" stop="20260817211019 +0000" channel="C413.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space Sharples - S09E02</title>
    <desc>Mel gets a little spaced out after he thwarts a bank robbery while he's dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Big, Bad Mel - S09E03</title>
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    <title>The Night They Raided Debbie's - S09E13</title>
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    <desc>On the final day at the diner, Mel closes the blinds and gives away the cow creamers as the gang reminisces about the last nine years.</desc>
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    <title>A Piece of the Rock - S01E03</title>
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    <desc>It’s the start of a new school year and Spencer and Jordan are officially eligible to enter the NFL draft, placing Spencer at the center of the media spotlight. Olivia returns to LA after being changed by her time in London. Layla plans for the opening of her new lounge which will feature Patience’s first performance since being stabbed. Elsewhere, Asher and Jaymee navigate their new lives as parents to baby AJ.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817051314 +0000" stop="20260817055527 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Public Service Announcement - S06E02</title>
    <desc>As the team heads into their first football game of the season, the media’s growing obsession with Spencer begins to take a toll on him.  Meanwhile, Olivia opens up to Jordan and Laura about what she’s been working on, and Layla and Coop help Patience take back control of her life</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055527 +0000" stop="20260817063740 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Business Is Business - S06E03</title>
    <desc>New changes on the field begin to create tension between Spencer and Jordan at the worst possible time.  While working on her latest project, Olivia deals with the emotional fallout of digging too deep into the past.  Elsewhere, Asher is forced to make a difficult decision after losing one of his star players.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063740 +0000" stop="20260817071951 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Black Out - S06E04</title>
    <desc>After celebrating his 21st birthday, Spencer enlists Coop’s help to figure out what happened at his party the night before. Elsewhere, Olivia and Jordan reminisce about their childhood with Billy, and Asher deals with the fallout of a tough decision he’s made.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071951 +0000" stop="20260817080205 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trust Issues - S06E05</title>
    <desc>After having some issues with a new game strategy on the field, Spencer diverts his attention to helping a South Crenshaw High player, who has been struggling with his own issues.  A surprise visit by Olivia’s BFF Ashley causes some tension between Olivia and Spencer.  Elsewhere, Laura guest lectures Coop’s law class, and Layla helps Jordan find a new roommate at the beach house.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080205 +0000" stop="20260817084418 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Connection - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After a spontaneous trip to the cabin leaves the Vortex without internet, they decide to spend their time helping Spencer with his latest case studies on relationships.  In the process, Spencer and Olivia are forced to deal with their growing issues head-on, while Jordan makes an unexpected discovery about Layla.  Finally, Laura reveals some difficult news to Coop about Patience’s case against Miko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817084418 +0000" stop="20260817092631 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Passin' Me By - S06E07</title>
    <desc>It's New Year's Eve and Spencer and Olivia are determined to ring in the new year together despite several interruptions that arise throughout the day. Elsewhere, Jordan gets advice on how to navigate a sensitive topic with Layla, and Asher comes clean to Jaymee about a secret he's been keeping</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092631 +0000" stop="20260817100844 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kids See Ghosts - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Laura surprises Olivia, Jordan and Spencer with a special gift from Billy that helps them navigate issues they're each dealing with. Layla makes a discovery during therapy. Coop prepares Patience for the next step in their case against Miko.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100844 +0000" stop="20260817105057 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>100% - S06E09</title>
    <desc>With one of the biggest games of his career around the corner, Spencer seeks guidance by revisiting his past. Layla continues to work through her mental health recovery. Olivia receives unexpected feedback from her publisher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105057 +0000" stop="20260817113309 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mass Appeal - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Spencer finds himself struggling at the NFL combine when prospective coaches dig into his past. Jordan convinces Layla to take a day for herself while he handles her first brunch service at the lounge. Asher receives some unexpected news.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113309 +0000" stop="20260817121521 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Next Episode - S06E11</title>
    <desc>When a couples' trip doesn't go as planned, Spencer volunteers the Vortex's help at South Crenshaw High's production of "Romeo and Juliet." Jordan and Layla receive news from their wedding venue that leaves them each feeling conflicted.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121521 +0000" stop="20260817125735 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Draft Day - S06E12</title>
    <desc>With draft day around the corner, Spencer celebrates the big day by making some lavish purchases. Olivia unveils her book to her family but worries that no one will show up to her first book signing. Jordan stresses over who his best man will be.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125735 +0000" stop="20260817133949 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Victory Lap - S06E13</title>
    <desc>As they prepare for their wedding day, Layla admits to Jordan that she's missing her mother's presence. Spencer shifts his focus from the NFL draft to Layla and Jordan's big day. Patience is conflicted after receiving an unexpected opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133949 +0000" stop="20260817142202 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Do (1) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Olivia are focused on pulling off the perfect wedding weekend. Jordan considers a new job offer, and his and Layla's search for a new home takes an unexpected turn. Laura and Grace go head-to-head to see who can write the best speech.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142202 +0000" stop="20260817150415 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Do (2) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>When an unexpected phone call leaves Liv spiraling on her wedding day, the Vortex band together to create magic. Spencer rallies help for a surprise of his own. Laura brings in her own reinforcement. Coop receives some major news about her future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150415 +0000" stop="20260817154643 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Reborn - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Summer is ending and as the new school year is about to start, so is a new chapter. As the new QB coach at Crenshaw, Jordan is caught between being his players coach and their friend, which causes discord with his boss, Coach Bobby and his starting quarterback, Yasi. Meanwhile, Kingston's world is upended when he learns the secret that his parents, Cassius and Ava, have been keeping from him. Elsewhere, Khalil challenges the school system, Amina strives for more independence, and Coop and Layla struggle to find their footing in a new dynamic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154643 +0000" stop="20260817162834 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get By - S07E02</title>
    <desc>As Cassius and KJ navigate their first day at Beverly and South Crenshaw High, they struggle to find their way in unfamiliar surroundings. When Yasi antagonizes Khalil, Jordan steps in at Amina’s urging. Olivia comes to town to pay tribute to Coach Billy Baker, but when she seemingly keeps avoiding Layla, their friendship is tested. Elsewhere, Coop’s nerves take over on her first day of law.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162834 +0000" stop="20260817171057 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ante Up - S07E03</title>
    <desc>When South Crenshaw's latest addition remains sidelined, Jordan and Coach Bobby clash over his next steps; the Eagles' devastating loss leads to finger-pointing from KJ. Cassius brings KJ to a South Crenshaw game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171057 +0000" stop="20260817175255 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Face Off - S07E04</title>
    <desc>KJ, desperate to revive Beverly’s game, is conflicted between following the Baker playbook or making his own mark. Meanwhile, Layla takes a stand against controversial pop star Elle Grant which forces Coop to fight for a second chance, and Khalil faces his father who won’t let go of the past.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175255 +0000" stop="20260817183514 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Got a Story to Tell - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Both Beverly and Crenshaw are on a hot streak in their respective games. Amina struggles with her decision to run for Stu-Co president when she discovers her campaign speech falls on a very difficult day. When Tori makes a pass at KJ, he finds his heart pulled in two directions. Khalil reckons with the conflict between his new life and his father's influence. Coop attends a law panel, and the professor's intentions might not be entirely professional. Cassius offers KJ fatherly advice. Finally, Amina catches KJ off guard with an interesting proposal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183514 +0000" stop="20260817191710 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Mack - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Khalil must choose between lying for his father and a better path for himself. Patience gets an opportunity that tests her relationship with Coop, and KJ's fake relationship with Amina draws Tori's interest. Jordan uses Grandpa Willie's party as an opportunity to further investigate his theory about Coach Bobby, and his plan has unintended consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817191710 +0000" stop="20260817195907 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boom I Got Your Boyfriend - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Cassius struggles to come to terms with a hard truth, and Layla lends him an ear at her lounge. Amina throws a party to celebrate her Stu-Co win, but her fake relationship with KJ gets complicated when he brings Tori with him. Meanwhile, Khalil adjusts to his new living arrangements. Elsewhere, Coop and Patience find themselves at a crossroads, and they face their future head-on for the first time. Finally, Amina makes a confession to Khalil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195907 +0000" stop="20260817204104 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squabble Up - S07E08</title>
    <desc>It's homecoming weekend at South Crenshaw High. As part of a new tradition, Amina is named Ms. South Crenshaw, which brings up memories of her mother. Khalil prepares to play for the first time since making the football team.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204104 +0000" stop="20260817212319 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadowboxin' - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer James and Darnell Hayes return to town, organizing a spirited night out aimed at resolving the escalating rivalry between Cassius and Jordan - a tension that has started to affect Khalil and KJ. Meanwhile, Coop struggles with haunting memories from her past, finding comfort in Spencer's guidance. Later, Khailil gets support from Spencer, Jordan, and others. Finally, Cassius offers words of wisdom to Spencer on his next chapter.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212319 +0000" stop="20260817220516 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S07E10</title>
    <desc>The Eagles are nearing a record as the last game of the season approaches. When Cassius decides to bench his starters, KJ fights for their right to play. Amina returns from Baltimore, and she's determined to save Khalil from the threats he's facing. Khalil finally turns to Coop for help. Elsewhere, Layla helps Breonna and Coop find their way. Meanwhile, KJ and Tori's relationship reaches a turning point, and Amina is surprised by Khalil's actions. Lastly, Cassius and KJ get an unexpected visit.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817220516 +0000" stop="20260817224734 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Role Modelz - S07E11</title>
    <desc>KJ grapples with a new discovery about the Jeremy family. He seeks comfort in Amina, who arranges a surprise visit from KJ's mother, Ava. Ava finally has answers to lingering questions in her marriage to Cassius. Meanwhile, Khalil gets an unexpected visit on his 18th birthday, and Amina has a tough choice to consider. Finally, a tragedy unearths secrets.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224734 +0000" stop="20260817232949 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Hate the Player - S07E12</title>
    <desc>As Jordan recovers from his attack, Olivia and Layla encourage him to confront Cassius, and he makes a pivotal choice. Coop and Layla help Khalil process his guilt, while Jordan questions their friendship. Also, KJ tries to make amends with Tori.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232949 +0000" stop="20260818001205 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Award Tour - S07E13</title>
    <desc>On the day of the South Crenshaw vs. Beverly game, KJ learns news that throws him off, and Cassius and Ava try to help. Meanwhile, Jordan is determined to return to the game despite outside concerns. Amina learns good news about her future, but she is unsure of what choice to make. Coop is ready for the next step with Breonna. Khalil gets support from an unlikely source. Lastly, KJ makes a bold declaration, and the game comes down to the wire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818001205 +0000" stop="20260818005415 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rewind - S08E01</title>
    <desc>It's been six months since Beverly and Crenshaw played that pivotal playoff game, determining who would move on to the championship. But little did they know, this coming week, would actually be the one to change the course of their lives. School may be almost out for the summer, but Cassius and KJ are just beginning the unexpected fight for their joint future. KJ's intensity of late takes a turn, leaving loved ones worried and sweeping Khalil up in its tow. Meanwhile, Jordan and Cassius' attempts at building a family relationship take an unexpected turn.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818005415 +0000" stop="20260818013631 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Is No Competition - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Jordan struggles to reconnect with Layla while Cassius is determined to show he's the right coach for Beverly. Amina's sudden reappearance throws Khalil and KJ off balance just as they need to focus on the Showcase, stirring tension, jealousy, and unresolved feelings that neither are prepared to face. Meanwhile, Coop is riding high on her new professional opportunities.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013631 +0000" stop="20260818021859 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fight for Your Right - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Jordan seeks help from Layla - as well as a sign from his father - as he wrestles with a life-changing job offer. Cassius, riding high after his latest wins at Beverly, asks KJ for help as he plans to repair his fractured marriage to Ava, unaware of the collision course he's on with Jordan. Amina secretly struggles with the secret she's keeping and launches a plan to salvage her future - all before Preach finds out.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021859 +0000" stop="20260818030127 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Hiding - S08E04</title>
    <desc>In a flashback to Amina's time at Dinsberg, secrets are revealed that put Amina and KJ on the hot seat. Tori and Khalil grow closer. Meanwhile, Layla seeks out her father, JP, for help, but the visit ends up very different than either of them expected. Coop's leveling up in the law field is called into question by Layla and Amina.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030127 +0000" stop="20260818034355 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Truth - S08E05</title>
    <desc>It's Wednesday night! Coop throws a dinner party at the Baker's that turns into the perfect storm of fights as everyone's secrets come to light and both family and friends are left feeling betrayed. Khalil helps Tori uncover the truth. Pushed to the edge, Cassius digs up an enemy from Billy Baker's past to help secure his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034355 +0000" stop="20260818042623 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rebel Without a Pause - S08E06</title>
    <desc>An ICE raid at South Crenshaw High leaves Amina, Preach and Khalil forever changed. KJ and his Beverly teammates activate to help their friends at South Crenshaw, but their actions have consequences. Meanwhile, a bomb drop during their press conference threatens to blow up Cassius and Jordan's relationship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818042623 +0000" stop="20260818050848 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pilot - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Spencer James is a rising high school football player and an A student at South Crenshaw High who is recruited by Beverly High School’s football coach Billy Baker.  Spencer is conflicted on whether or not to move to Beverly High but Spencer’s mother, Grace, and his best friend, Coop, convince Spencer it’s an opportunity he has to seize.  When Spencer is forced to move in with Billy and his family, these two families and their vastly different worlds are drawn together.  They will discover that the differences that divide us on the surface hide a deeper connection – the complicated, imperfect humanity that unites us all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050848 +0000" stop="20260818055114 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>99 Problems - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While trying to be all things, on and off the field, Spencer quickly discovers the rules he played by at Crenshaw no longer apply in Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, Coop is also forced to learn a new set of rules, with Spencer’s protective “Halo Effect” now gone.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055114 +0000" stop="20260818063336 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>i - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer and Jordan spend an unexpected day together back in Crenshaw where our Beverly Hills golden boy, Jordan, gets his first taste of real life in South Central LA. Meanwhile, Billy struggles with his identity as a father as Olivia and Layla attempt to rekindle their friendship. And Coop faces her own truth, coming clean to her parents about being gay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818063336 +0000" stop="20260818071603 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose Yourself - S01E04</title>
    <desc>While riding the exhilarating wave of a three-game winning streak, Spencer becomes seduced by the Beverly Hills good life leading to an unexpected adventure with Asher. Meanwhile, Coop is also being seduced by a new way of life – gang life – and everything it offers her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818071603 +0000" stop="20260818075824 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All We Got - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Spencer’s worlds come together to celebrate his birthday in Beverly Hills. But mixing the dysfunctional families – with the dash of an unexpected guest – ends in disaster. Olivia and Jordan, on a mission to uncover a family secret, discover a missing link to their father’s past. Meanwhile, Coop and Patience struggle to define their blossoming romance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818075824 +0000" stop="20260818084049 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Choice is Yours - S01E06</title>
    <desc>The return of Layla’s music mogul father gives Spencer the perfect opportunity to give back to Crenshaw and reunite with an increasingly distant Coop. But Coop’s deepening affiliation with Shawn’s gang threatens Spencer’s good intentions. Billy, Jordan and Asher take a journey to Malibu to scout their next big rival as tensions simmer between Jordan and Asher.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818084049 +0000" stop="20260818092315 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>California Love - S01E07</title>
    <desc>At an explosive homecoming dance, friendships in both Crenshaw and Beverly will be put to the test when decisions made by Spencer trigger an avalanche that drastically changes the course of several lives.  Meanwhile, Billy finds himself forced to spend some quality time with Grace and defend his decision to marry outside of the culture.  Meanwhile, Coop realizes that getting Shawn out of gang life may come at a steep price for her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092315 +0000" stop="20260818100540 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Homecoming - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Beverly has their big Homecoming game and the pressure is on. Post-dance, Spencer is feeling the weight of the effects of his arrival at Beverly… as well as his departure from Crenshaw… and tries to set things right. Meanwhile, Billy tries to bring together his team for a win that will send them to the district play-offs for the first time since he became head coach… But Billy discovers doing what’s right and winning aren’t always the same thing.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818100540 +0000" stop="20260818104748 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Keep Ya Head Up - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Spencer should be on top of the world – his football team is headed to the playoffs and he can finally be with Layla – but he can’t shake a major tragedy that occurred causing him to question everything. Meanwhile, Coop learns some disturbing information about a friend and Jordan is worried about the results of a drug test that could end his football career for good.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104748 +0000" stop="20260818113014 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>m.A.A.d. city - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As Coop gets more involved in gang life, her relationship with Patience is tested, while Spencer is determined to find a way to help his community stop the violence that keeps occurring. Jordan is developing a relationship with his grandfather, which brings up family issues for Billy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113014 +0000" stop="20260818121238 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Eyez on Me - S01E11</title>
    <desc>At a college recruiting event, Spencer’s former teammates from Crenshaw show up, which causes Spencer to lose focus. Olivia comes to Asher’s aid, while Jordan struggles with the opportunities that comes with being Billy Baker’s son.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121238 +0000" stop="20260818125450 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back in the Day - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Spencer tries not to repeat the mistakes of his past with his relationship with Layla and Olivia struggles with her sobriety. Billy reveals to Laura something he did to protect his family, while Coop has conflicted emotions about reuniting with her father.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125450 +0000" stop="20260818133701 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Legacy - S01E13</title>
    <desc>With playoffs and mid-terms looming, Spencer makes a few shocking discoveries about his father. Coop desperately wants to bring down her enemies, while Jordan makes a connection with his grandfather.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133701 +0000" stop="20260818141927 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Regulate - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Spencer wants no part of his father’s return and Billy confronts him about their tumultuous past. Meanwhile, Layla forces Asher to re-evaluate his life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141927 +0000" stop="20260818150152 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best Kept Secret - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Spencer learns the real reason his father left when he was growing up and is devastated by the truth. Billy must deal with the repercussions of decisions he made in the past, while Coop tries to stop a plan she set in motion, with tragic consequences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150152 +0000" stop="20260818154418 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Championships - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Spencer suffers a devastating setback and gets strength from an unlikely source. Billy, while focused on the championship game, realizes that he has to face some tough truths in order to get his family back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154418 +0000" stop="20260818162644 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hussle &amp; Motivate - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After winning the state championship, Spencer James faces a difficult decision that could transform his reputation. Billy realizes he needs to make some major changes to get his life back on track, while Grace and Corey have a tough conversation regarding their family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162644 +0000" stop="20260818170907 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Speak Ya Clout - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With Spencer torn about where to play football, he is taken aback to learn who his Dad has added to the team. Jordan faces repercussions for not taking his upcoming football game seriously. Layla gets mad at Spencer after Olivia let it slip about his football plans.  Meanwhile, Coop has found her voice again through music, which may bridge the gap between her and her mom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170907 +0000" stop="20260818175133 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Never No More - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Spencer gives his Dad an ultimatum about his new player, but after talking to Jordan, Spencer has a better understanding of what is really bothering him. After Coop shows off her rapping skills at school, she becomes more confident in her ability and decides to enter a freestyle battle. Olivia reluctantly joins the So Cal Muse group with Laura’s encouragement, but Olivia learns that this might help create her own identity. Meanwhile, Layla is still not acting like herself and Spencer grows concerned after what he sees.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175133 +0000" stop="20260818183359 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Reminisce Over You - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Spencer tries to talk to Layla about what is going on, things don’t work out quite as he hoped.  It’s Billy, Corey and Grace’s 25th high school reunion which brings up a lot of memories and unfinished business.  Laura becomes upset when she discovers Jordan has found a way around being grounded.  Meanwhile, Asher turns to Olivia for support when someone from his past wants to see him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183359 +0000" stop="20260818191623 +0000" channel="C417.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bring the Pain - S02E05</title>
    <desc>After Spencer and Olivia’s efforts to try to get help for Layla blow up in their faces, Layla pretends that everything is fine by throwing a birthday party for Olivia and Jordan.  With Spencer not in a good place after the news he receives about Corey, he is forced to have dinner with the biggest football booster, and it doesn’t go well. Coop is ready to start recording the music she wants but Preach pushes her to try something that isn’t her style. Meanwhile, Jordan finds himself in trouble and turns to his dad for help, leaving Billy to do what’s best for his family even though Laura doesn’t like it.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Knock Life - S02E06</title>
    <desc>An exhibition 7-on-7 rematch of the Beverly Eagles vs. South Crenshaw creates tension for all the players, but especially when Darnell proposes a bet that Spencer can’t refuse. Jordan realizes that he needs help and turns to Billy and Laura for support. Olivia and Asher are trying to figure out what the future for them means. Meanwhile, Coop turns to Layla for help with her song and to get in good with Layla’s dad, but Coop isn’t prepared for what she hears.</desc>
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    <title>Coming Home - S02E07</title>
    <desc>With Spencer, Grace, Dillon and Darnell reeling from the news about why Corey may have left, they set out on a mission to find him. After locating Corey and trying to convince him to go home with them, the weekend turns out to be just what everyone needed. In an effort to keep fighting for the family to be whole again, Billy arranges for the family to meet with a family therapist and possibly help decide on the next step for them. During the session, the therapist gives Jordan and Olivia a separate assignment, which helps them learn more about each other than either knew.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816194119 +0000" stop="20260816202341 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
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    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
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    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
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    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
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    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817003818 +0000" stop="20260817012044 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012044 +0000" stop="20260817020306 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817020306 +0000" stop="20260817024530 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024530 +0000" stop="20260817032758 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817032758 +0000" stop="20260817041023 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817041023 +0000" stop="20260817045101 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817045101 +0000" stop="20260817053329 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817053329 +0000" stop="20260817061550 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817061550 +0000" stop="20260817065816 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065816 +0000" stop="20260817074042 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074042 +0000" stop="20260817082308 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817082308 +0000" stop="20260817090534 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817090534 +0000" stop="20260817094802 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094802 +0000" stop="20260817103030 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103030 +0000" stop="20260817111256 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111256 +0000" stop="20260817115521 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115521 +0000" stop="20260817123747 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123747 +0000" stop="20260817132014 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817132014 +0000" stop="20260817140205 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817140205 +0000" stop="20260817144355 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817144355 +0000" stop="20260817152557 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152557 +0000" stop="20260817160824 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Start Over - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited to move into her dorm and start navigating life on her own terms, but her past choices present unexpected setbacks. Eager to turn the baseball team around, Damon and Coach Marcus are thrown an even bigger curve ball than they were anticipating. Meanwhile, Amara faces the consequences of her actions, and what that means for her future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817160824 +0000" stop="20260817165052 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Under Pressure - S01E02</title>
    <desc>With everything Simone is trying to balance, she starts to crack but finds the motivation to keep going from a group assignment with Damon and Thea. Damon struggles to bond with the team, but with the help of JR, Damon does something that scares him and gets him back on track. Keisha wrestles with letting go of her dream, while Cam's dream may be over before it even started. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus witnesses what the cost of being a whistleblower is having on Amara.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817165052 +0000" stop="20260817173317 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Love and War - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When Damon and JR devise a plan to help boost the baseball team's morale, they realize they have their work cut out for them when an unforeseen obstacle enters that could derail their efforts. Simone tries to extend an olive branch to Thea, but things don't turn out as she was expecting. As the RA in her dorm, Keisha is met with constant complaints and in the midst of it all, a secret she has been keeping from a friend is revealed. Meanwhile, a former student offers Amara a tempting offer, but Coach Marcus makes a surprising discovery that might be of more interest to Amara.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173317 +0000" stop="20260817181531 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If Only You Knew - S01E04</title>
    <desc>With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone must juggle playing doubles with Thea, and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon's growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara and Coach Marcus' past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam confides in Keisha about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817181531 +0000" stop="20260817185719 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth Hurts - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When the power goes out at Bringston, everyone takes the time to reveal some surprising truths to each other. Simone grapples with telling her friends about her son when she learns he will be in town for a visit, and Thea unexpectedly turns to Simone for dating advice. Damon becomes worried about JR who is dealing with issues in the wrong way. Cam challenges Keisha when she is ready to give up on her choreography dreams. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus and Amara's relationship comes to a head, leaving them questioning how to move forward.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185719 +0000" stop="20260817193906 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Family Affair - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Simone is excited that Baby Shay is coming to town, but another visitor she wasn't expecting surprises her as well, thanks to Amara. Damon struggles on the field, while family drama could threaten his new bond with his mom. JR goes home to try to get to the bottom of what is going on with his parents, but not before he does something rash. Meanwhile, Cam helps to push Keisha to follow her dreams, but her decision could ruin an important relationship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817193906 +0000" stop="20260817202052 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Godspeed - S01E07</title>
    <desc>When Simone is faced with her first college level tournament, she learns she has to conquer an unexpected bigger foe and gets some sage advice from Thea. Damon struggles with an assignment as it hits a little too close to home when it triggers some of his insecurities. As JR re-examines his identity, he gets advice from an unexpected source. Amara continues to fight her battle with President Allen and Bringston in her own way. Meanwhile, the gang rallies around Keisha as she tries to navigate her late mom's birthday on her own since her relationship with her father is strained.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202052 +0000" stop="20260817210238 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just a Friend - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Damon goes home for a quick trip to get answers from his father about his adoption, Simone drops everything to be his support system. Thea and Nathaniel immerse themselves in sorority life by helping with the gala, but they discover sorority politics are no joke. JR knows what he wants now and is ready to fight for it and Keisha helps push Cam out of his comfort zone. Meanwhile, Amara fights for her job as a video of her criticizing Bringston surfaces.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817210238 +0000" stop="20260817214425 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ordinary People - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Simone and the gang rally around Amara as she struggles with what to do next as new information comes to light. Coach Marcus is excited about the all-HBCU baseball game he put together until an old teammate stirs up bad memories that could possibly derail everything. As Damon, JR and the team are focused on the game, they are faced with some challenging guests and new adversaries. Thea has a close call with danger which costs her one relationship and brings a potential new one into her life. Meanwhile, Simone struggles to explain to Jordan her friendship "break-up" with Damon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817214425 +0000" stop="20260817222612 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Move On - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Excited about service week, Simone channels all her volunteer efforts into her mentee and gets an idea for a bigger project and get assistance from some unexpected allies. Damon's quest to learn his father's connection to Celine has some surprising revelations. Keisha and Cam get into a conformation making Keisha realize she needs to continue to focus on self-improvement. Still reeling from what happened, Thea decides to confront her fears. Meanwhile, Amara learns who is out to get her, but doesn't seem to get any support from the administration, rather she does get support from someone surprising.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817222612 +0000" stop="20260817230823 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What Now? - S01E11</title>
    <desc>After returning from break, Simone throws herself into distraction, including her tennis tournament, to avoid dealing with what's really bothering her. When Damon finds himself with more questions than answers, he finds help from Thea. With the help of Nathaniel, JR realizes he needs to change his narrative on how he sees himself after he has a viral game moment. Meanwhile, Amara inches closer to the issues going on with Bringston and Coach Marcus' paranoia is at an all-time high.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817230823 +0000" stop="20260817235037 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Confessions - S01E12</title>
    <desc>During Homecoming week, Simone, and Thea get ready to compete in a professional tournament and face opponents that challenge them in different ways. With the encouragement of JR, Damon tries to reveal how much he wants to share with his mother. Coach Marcus is spiraling out of control and reveals a big secret leaving the team once again divided. Keisha is ready to face her fears and is afraid she may be too late but is ready to fight for what she wants. Meanwhile, Amara comes up with a plan to help Bringston, but things don't go as she hoped.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817235037 +0000" stop="20260818003259 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Irreplaceable - S01E13</title>
    <desc>As Homecoming week continues, Simone grapples with her role on the tennis team and Thea receives some upsetting news. With Coach Marcus nowhere to be found, an interim coach steps in which creates conflict for Damon and JR as they try to win their most important game. Keisha throws herself into raising funds for Bringston in the hopes of helping to keep her chosen family together, while Cam makes a decision that could have major consequences. Meanwhile, Amara finds herself back in the spotlight with a surprising career opportunity.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003259 +0000" stop="20260818011521 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Need a Resolution - S02E01</title>
    <desc>After the holiday break, Simone returns to Bringston ready to focus solely on tennis and learns what it’s really like to be top six. Damon is faced with a decision he’s been putting off since before the holidays. Frustrated with how Cam is treating her, Keisha reverts to her old ways and throws a last-minute New Year’s Eve party. Meanwhile, Amara and Coach Marcus try to adjust to their new environments and challenges.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011521 +0000" stop="20260818015750 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Love - S02E02</title>
    <desc>With the Spring semester gearing up, Simone finds herself once again at odds with her teammates, leaving her to decide how she wants to be moving forward. Damon is stressed about how his decision will affect those around him, but there is one person he may not have considered. Keisha is all in on her new dance major but she must overcome a roadblock that she didn’t anticipate. Cam hits a snag with his financial aid and turns to Amara for help, causing Amara to investigate the situation. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus takes a difficult, but necessary, step in the right direction.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015750 +0000" stop="20260818024019 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Me, Myself and I - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Simone shows a different side of herself that does not go unnoticed as she reclaims her power on and off the court, but she must decide if that is the best strategy. Damon’s determination to ignore his unresolved relationship with Jessie leads to conflict and an uncertainty within the team. Cam has an unexpected visitor who will challenge him on his decision to pursue music, leaving Cam to turn to Keisha for support. As Amara settles into her new job, she receives an anonymous critique, making her realize that she needs to sacrifice something important to her. Meanwhile, JR and Nate find themselves revisiting the past, but each has a different outcome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024019 +0000" stop="20260818032244 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Shall Not Be Moved - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Cam receives a disturbing call for Amara, Amara immediately jumps into action which requires Bringston to shelter in place. Simone struggles with being able to participate in Baby Shay’s first day of daycare only virtually, but when chaos ensues on campus, she finds comfort from someone unexpected. Damon comes to a decision about his birth parents which helps him make a surprising revelation. Not a fan of how Nate’s boyfriend treats Nate, Keisha grows concerned when Nate goes missing. Meanwhile, JR revisits a painful time in his past, forcing him to figure out what he wants for his future.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032244 +0000" stop="20260818040513 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Drama - S02E05</title>
    <desc>When Amara realizes that the student body is still reeling from recent events on campus, she gives everyone a mental health day. While everyone seems to be enjoying the activities on the quad, Simone struggles with relaxing and finding a connection that doesn’t involve tennis. Damon is feeling insecure about his relationship with Thea, so he makes plans for the two of them, but when Thea gets a surprise visitor, things get awkward for Thea. Keisha is worried about how Cam is holding up, but is commandeered by her dance professor, leaving Coach Marcus the opportunity to step up for Cam. Meanwhile, JR tries his hand at casual dating and learns something about his relationship style.</desc>
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    <title>Free Your Mind - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Still not getting the sisterhood bond she craves from the tennis team, Simone’s interest in joining a sorority grows, but she runs into some roadblocks. Marcus tasks Damon and JR with hosting a potential top baseball recruit, but unexpected tension between the two messes up everything. Nate puts a more inclusive spin on an annual Black History Month event that not everyone is thrilled about. Thea’s desire to return to the court forces her to decide on the best course for her career. Meanwhile, Amara and Marcus meet resistance when they try to speak their truths.</desc>
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    <title>Integrity - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Simone is trying to break her long-running tennis curse by acing her presentation and dealing with boy drama, but a blast from her past brings its own drama. Damon and Thea are all set for a weekend away until the pressure of the high-stakes game and interview messes with their plans. Marcus learns some disappointing news and turns to Amara for support. Meanwhile, Cam plays matchmaker for JR, and a visit from a dance alum raises the bar for Keisha, and she’s not sure how to handle the pressure.</desc>
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    <title>Rock the Boat - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Once again, Simone’s world has been rocked, leaving her no choice but to stand up for herself with her support system fighting right by her side. Damon is at a personal low, but things get worse when a salacious rumor circulates about him and the baseball team. Keisha’s dance trajectory hits a major roadblock leaving everyone to rally around her. JR reflects on his friendship when Cam shows interest in KEK. Meanwhile, Amara struggles with trying to balance being president and being an aunt.</desc>
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    <title>Hard Place - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with trying to balance her new “duties” and her loyalty to Nate, leaving her to question if she made the right decision. Marcus sees that Thea is struggling on the court and offers her help in an unexpected way. Damon tries to keep the baseball team focused as they inch closer to a big achievement. Meanwhile, Cam isn’t sure if pledging is for him, leaving JR to reevaluate the fraternity’s strategy.</desc>
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    <title>Dance with My Father - S02E10</title>
    <desc>With Simone and Thea both ready to reclaim their spot on the court, their coach and teammates force them to deal with the lingering tension in unique ways. Damon helps JR celebrate a major milestone, but a surprise guest gives them both a different view on the family dynamic. Trying to get back on the good side of her dance class puts Keisha at odds with two people she cares about. Meanwhile, Coach Marcus is put in a difficult position when his boss and Amara want different things.</desc>
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    <title>I Can Tell - S02E11</title>
    <desc>As midterms loom at Bringston, Simone has a lot on her mind and ends up having a heart-to-heart with her line sisters. Damon is confused by his midterm grades and finds a creative solution to his situation. Cam is stuck in a precarious position with JR. Meanwhile, Nate finds an unlikely recruit for her campaign. Lastly, Marcus and Amara find themselves rethinking their choices.</desc>
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    <title>Behind the Mask - S02E12</title>
    <desc>With the Masquerade Dance around the corner, the students are feverishly working on their dance, sending and receiving invitations. Keisha works hard on choreographing the Masquerade Dance but takes out her frustrations on Cam. Simone hosts a PKZ alum and is faced with thinking about her future, as Thea also confronts what could be in store for her. Damon regrets following JR's advice. Nate is presented with a very unexpected surprise. Meanwhile, Marcus and Amara take a first step in a new direction.</desc>
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    <title>Lose to Win - S02E13</title>
    <desc>As Simone and the Bringston tennis team travel to their tournament, prepared to dominate, an unexpected encounter puts them in danger.  Simone, being a leader for her team, provides strength in a time of serious trouble. Damon ponders his next move in one area of his life, while dealing with a new baseball rival that ends up proving useful.  Meanwhile, Nathaniel is presented with a challenge that she is unsure if she should accept, and Keisha works vigorously to appease her professor, which is met with grim consequences.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818094241 +0000" stop="20260818102509 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stand Up for Something - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Simone and the Bringston tennis team work together to make the biggest decision of their season. Meanwhile, the Lions face off against their biggest rival for the conference championship as Damon realizes he has competition for Simone's heart. Cam goes to JR with a serious situation, leaving JR with the weight of the world on his shoulders. And Nate needs to choose between an important interview or standing by her friends.</desc>
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    <title>Diary - S02E15</title>
    <desc>As Simone preps for the Exhibition Match, she is presented with unexpected obstacles that help her decide between Damon and Lando. JR stands up for Cam in an unusual way. Damon gets advice from an unlikely source as he struggles with an important interview. Nate learns the truth about her secret admirer. Keisha sees her situation with Dr. Pace in a new light and Marcus surprises Amara with something she did not see coming.</desc>
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    <title>Ready or Not - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Simone is concerned about changes taking place at Bringston and wants to bring attention to the issues, but things don't go as expected. Marcus seeks advice from an unlikely source. JR makes a decision about his future.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818114956 +0000" stop="20260818123222 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Level Up - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Simone leads up the PKZ voter registration drive and chooses an unexpected partner. JR confides in Keisha; Gabi tells Cam that she is worried about JR.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818123222 +0000" stop="20260818131448 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Right My Wrongs - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Simone pushes the tennis team a bit too hard and suffers the consequences. Amara clashes with Nate about new campus safety measures.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818131448 +0000" stop="20260818135714 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Control - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Simone's friends turn out for her on her 21st birthday. Keisha is concerned that she hasn't heard back from any graduate programs. Marcus struggles with making an important connection. JR talks to Lando about bringing baseball back to Bringston.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818135714 +0000" stop="20260818143942 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Before I Let Go - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Simone struggles with a crisis as Thea returns to Bringston; Keisha goes to JR for advice. Lando learns more about the history of KEK.</desc>
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    <title>New Normal - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Simone has to choose between the most important things in her life. Nate's cousin reaches out, which brings up some very raw emotions resulting in a heart-to-heart with Lando. Keisha comes up with a plan to help JR.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818152210 +0000" stop="20260818160436 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lift Me Up - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Nate urges Simone to let Amara know what is going on with her health. Amara surprises everyone and returns to Bringston for Thanksgiving. Marcus tries to bond with Noah. Cam wonders if Keisha and JR are spending too much time together.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818160436 +0000" stop="20260818164701 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Have You Seen Her? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>When JR is unable to take Simone to her appointment, Lando steps in. Lando and Simone help each other see the best in themselves. Simone makes a confession to someone important in her life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164701 +0000" stop="20260818172927 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pain Is Inevitable - S03E09</title>
    <desc>When Simone is forced to fight for her spot on the tennis team, she encounters an unlikely adversary on the court. JR and Lando pitch the board to bring baseball back to Bringston. Cam makes a huge gamble resulting in a visit from Big Hank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818172927 +0000" stop="20260818181154 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-Break My Heart - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Simone and JR become inspired by the importance of legacy and have new ideas about their futures. Cam and Keisha hit a crossroad in their relationship. Nate stumbles upon something she was not meant to find. Marcus holds a wellness event.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181154 +0000" stop="20260818185345 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>After the Love Has Gone - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Simone is determined to return to tennis as a champion. JR thinks Noah may be hiding something. Gabi joins Cam at the recording studio and makes a discovery.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818185345 +0000" stop="20260818193535 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Stand Alone - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Simone gets ready to face one of the toughest matches of her career as the team comes up with an idea to get student support for the tennis team. JR finds a sponsor for the club team, but not everyone is on board with the choice. Keisha has an idea.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818193535 +0000" stop="20260818201737 +0000" channel="C418.253.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Survivor - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Simone opens up to Amara when her integrity is questioned. Damon returns and gives some sound advice to JR. Lando is skeptical about his future possibilities. Marcus wants to do everything he can for Noah but is met with some resistance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816194932 +0000" stop="20260816201304 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816201304 +0000" stop="20260816203634 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816203634 +0000" stop="20260816210006 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210006 +0000" stop="20260816212337 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212337 +0000" stop="20260816214709 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816214709 +0000" stop="20260816221041 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816221041 +0000" stop="20260816223412 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223412 +0000" stop="20260816225744 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816225744 +0000" stop="20260816232116 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816232116 +0000" stop="20260816234449 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234449 +0000" stop="20260817000822 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000822 +0000" stop="20260817003155 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003155 +0000" stop="20260817005528 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005528 +0000" stop="20260817011901 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817011901 +0000" stop="20260817014234 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014234 +0000" stop="20260817020607 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020607 +0000" stop="20260817022939 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022939 +0000" stop="20260817025312 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025312 +0000" stop="20260817031645 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031645 +0000" stop="20260817034018 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034018 +0000" stop="20260817040351 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040351 +0000" stop="20260817042723 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042723 +0000" stop="20260817045056 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817045056 +0000" stop="20260817051427 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051427 +0000" stop="20260817053759 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053759 +0000" stop="20260817062231 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817062231 +0000" stop="20260817064603 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064603 +0000" stop="20260817070935 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817070935 +0000" stop="20260817073308 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817073308 +0000" stop="20260817075640 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075640 +0000" stop="20260817082012 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817082012 +0000" stop="20260817084344 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817084344 +0000" stop="20260817090716 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090716 +0000" stop="20260817093047 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093047 +0000" stop="20260817095419 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095419 +0000" stop="20260817101751 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101751 +0000" stop="20260817104123 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
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    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817110455 +0000" stop="20260817112827 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
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    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115159 +0000" stop="20260817121531 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121531 +0000" stop="20260817130102 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
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    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
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    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143338 +0000" stop="20260817145710 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817145710 +0000" stop="20260817152042 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152042 +0000" stop="20260817154414 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154414 +0000" stop="20260817160745 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817160745 +0000" stop="20260817163117 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163117 +0000" stop="20260817165449 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165449 +0000" stop="20260817171820 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817182854 +0000" stop="20260817185225 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817193929 +0000" stop="20260817200300 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817200300 +0000" stop="20260817202632 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817202632 +0000" stop="20260817205004 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817205004 +0000" stop="20260817211337 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817211337 +0000" stop="20260817213710 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817224749 +0000" stop="20260817231122 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thief Encounter - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The 'rats are feeling the pressure of the looming school standardized tests. At the same time there is a rash of bizarre thefts in the Pickles' neighborhood. All clues point to Dil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817231122 +0000" stop="20260817233455 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>River Rats - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Sick of Phil's overuse of video games, Betty decides to take him, Tommy, and Chuckie on a rafting adventure, with Chas in tow as a helping hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233455 +0000" stop="20260817235827 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chuckie's In Love - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Chuckie adopts an alter ego in order to gain the attention of a popular girl who doesn't even know he exists. Angelica, needing a juicy expose to insure her "ace" reporter status, takes on Pepe, the eccentric cafeteria chef and his unconventional cuisine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235827 +0000" stop="20260818002200 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brother, Can You Spare the Time? - S01E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy wins an award for a short film, Dil fears that he will be left behind when his brother becomes famous.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818002200 +0000" stop="20260818004533 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Old and the Restless - S01E10</title>
    <desc>When Stu and Didi must race Dil to the doctor due to uncontrollable burping, Grandpa Lou fills in as the class chaperone on the field trip to the Human Body Museum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004533 +0000" stop="20260818010906 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Cupid, Stupid - S01E11</title>
    <desc>With the big Valentine's Day dance on the horizon, every Rugrat is mustering up all their courage to ask their crush to go to the dance.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818010906 +0000" stop="20260818013239 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tommy Foolery - S01E12</title>
    <desc>April Fools' Day has always been a big hit with the 'Rats. Only this year, no one knows who is pranking whom when everyone seems to be collaborating on secret plans to have the greatest prank.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013239 +0000" stop="20260818015611 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad Aptitude - S02E01</title>
    <desc>The results of a Career Day aptitude test indicate that Tommy is to be a businessman (and not an artiste) and Chuckie is best suited as a daredevil, much to their chagrin. Meanwhile, Phil, Lil, Kimi, and Dil try (in vain) to embrace their destinies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015611 +0000" stop="20260818021944 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fools Rush In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>The older brother/younger brother dynamic is compromised when Dil repeatedly tries to save Tommy from his nemesis, the "walking growth spurt," Francine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818021944 +0000" stop="20260818024316 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Memoirs of a Finster - S02E03</title>
    <desc>On being given a family tree project Chuckie and Kimi are excited that they only have one piece of homework between them as they are brother and sister. However Kimi discovers her Japanese heritage and decides that she and Chuckie should work on separate projects, because she is studying all of her biological family's side, not her half father's side (Chuckie's dad). At first Chuckie is supportive of his sister, but after she drags the Finster family into a charade for the schools culture festival, which humiliates them, Chuckie feels forsaken and wants his old sister...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024316 +0000" stop="20260818030647 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Nose It All - S02E04</title>
    <desc>Angelica demonstrates herself to be the world's worst candy-striper. Rushing out of the hospital to shop for a new outfit, she falls and breaks her nose, and can't show herself at Savannah's party in a facial cast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030647 +0000" stop="20260818035119 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Interview with a Campfire - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The gang goes to Camp Everwood, the perfect place for Tommy to shoot his new horror film. However, when the gang learns the secrets of the camp and the curse put upon it, it turns out to be the mystery of a lifetime.</desc>
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    <title>Runaround Susie - S02E06</title>
    <desc>Susie is the hero of the school's language club, and leads them to the state finals for the coveted "Golden Tongue" trophy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041451 +0000" stop="20260818043823 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lucky 13 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Angelica is turning 13, and she's throwing the biggest birthday bash ever - with no pre-teen Rugrats invited. But when Angelica's arch-enemy hosts a party of her own on the very same day, it is Tommy and the gang that must come to Angelica's rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818043823 +0000" stop="20260818050156 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Saving Cynthia - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Angelica orders her mother to get rid of everything "pre-thirteen" but suddenly realizes what an important role her doll Cynthia played in her earlier years.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050156 +0000" stop="20260818052528 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Science Pair - S02E09</title>
    <desc>When Tommy enlists his father for his opinion on a Science Fair project, Stu goes overboard and starts to take charge of the assignment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052528 +0000" stop="20260818054900 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Izzy or Isn't He? - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Dil's new imaginary alien friend Izzy becomes the toast of the town, and threatens to defeat Chuckie in his unlikely campaign for Safety Commissioner.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818054900 +0000" stop="20260818061232 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Project Chuckie - S02E11</title>
    <desc>Angelica decides to play Pygmalion to Chuckie for a class project intended to help a less fortunate classmate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818061232 +0000" stop="20260818063604 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Finster Who Stole Christmas - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When their hip new teacher, Max, assigns the class a family tree project, Chuckie and Kimi realize they can pool their efforts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818063604 +0000" stop="20260818065935 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fear of Falling - S03E01</title>
    <desc>On a trip to a mountain resort, Tommy develops his first crush on a girl named Olivia.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818065935 +0000" stop="20260818072307 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blindman's Bluff - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Susie gets a singing gig at Slosh Mountain she gives free tickets to the gang. They are thrilled, not so much about the show, but going on the mother of all rides, Whiplash Gorge. Unfortunately Tommy and Dil find out they have to baby-sit their Grandpa Boris after cataract surgery the same day. Boris will be visually impaired for a while so the boys hit Slosh Mountain anyway. But soon after the boys arrive at the park Boris disappears. Tommy and Dil round up their friends to help him find their Grandpa. Will they find him and make it in time to see Susie's concert?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818072307 +0000" stop="20260818074639 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yu-Gotta-Go - S03E03</title>
    <desc>The whole school has caught Yu-Gotta-Go fever, a role playing card game, except Chuckie. When he finally starts playing, it becomes an obsession, and he's hired by Angelica to do her chores in exchange for more cards. He becomes one of the school's elite players, but in the pursuit of an elusive card, he nearly parts with the valuable stamp collection that Chas has passed down to him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074639 +0000" stop="20260818081011 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Reptar - S03E04</title>
    <desc>After Stu sells an invention, he tells the kids that he's splurging on a built-in swimming pool. While digging up the yard, the construction crew unearths the Rats' old mechanical Reptar toy. The kids fondly remember it, but decide to throw it away, until, during an electrical storm, they become convinced that they've angered Reptar.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818081011 +0000" stop="20260818083343 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>It's Karma, Dude! - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Dil introduces Angelica to the concept of karma after she deviously beats out Susie for a singing gig. When she wakes up with a giant pimple, she becomes convinced that she must change her ways in order for it to disappear before showtime. Ultimately, Angelica comes clean to Susie who takes the stage for her, and to her chagrin, learns that skin outbreaks are a matter of hormones, not fate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818083343 +0000" stop="20260818085716 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Big Score - S03E06</title>
    <desc>It's soccer season and as per usual, Phil has soccer-on-the-brain. But when Lil casually joins the team, she surprises everyone, including herself, by instantly becoming a super star. At first Phil is excited about having another soccer-head in the family, but when Lil outshines him, he starts to resent her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085716 +0000" stop="20260818092047 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rats Race - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Dil decide to put together a boxcar to compete in the upcoming derby against Angelica.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092047 +0000" stop="20260818094419 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wouldn't It Be Nice? - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Pangborn and O'Keats lead a life skills project to teach the students the responsibilities of marriage. Chuckie is paired with jock-extraordinaire Fridge, Angelica with Susie, and Harold with Harriet, a female version of him. Each participant learns the need for compromise, cooperation, and communication, and the chaperones learn something about each other as well.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818094419 +0000" stop="20260818102950 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude, Where's My Horse? - S03E09</title>
    <desc>As babies, the Rugrats used to dream about being cowboys, and they get to live out their dream.When the gang is invited to spend a week at a dude ranch, Tommy and his friends try to adapt to country life.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102950 +0000" stop="20260818111522 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R.V. Having Fun Yet? - S04E01</title>
    <desc>The Rats and their mothers embark on a cross country trip in a beat up R.V. to bring Susie to New York, where she's been selected to perform in a Thanksgiving parade. Generations collide, as the moms want to expose their kids to tourist attractions, but the gang wants to assert their growing independence.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818111522 +0000" stop="20260818113854 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rachel, Rachel - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Tommy falls for a pretty Jewish girl he meets in Hebrew school while they are building a house for a homeless family. He tries to impress her by inviting her to Sabbath dinner at his house and telling her that Stu is a rabbi. Will she forgive him when she finds out that he was lying about his father?</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Separate But Equal - S04E03</title>
    <desc>As Phil and Lil's birthday approaches, their plan for an epic party is abandoned after Phil sees Lil in her new training bra and has trouble dealing with their impending adolescence. He always considered girls "guys you can't punch," but now is seeing them in a new light. When the twins have separate birthday parties, they try to out prank each other.</desc>
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    <title>Ladies Man - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Harold wants to ask Angelica to the Mardi Gras party but she only has eyes for Darryl. Susie plays Pygmalion until but this only leads to Harold starting to fall for Susie instead. This change of direction for Harold's emotions drives Angelica crazy and she drops all her feelings for Darryl in order to get Harold back.</desc>
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    <title>Lost At Sea - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica falls for Darryl, but she gets gets too nervous to talk to him whenever he's around. Will her mom hurt her chances with him when she looses her CEO job and decides to become a full-time mom? She might when they get stranded together on a sail boat on the same day as Darryl's rock concert.</desc>
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    <title>O Bro, Where Art Thou? - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Tommy is getting annoyed by Dil's eccentric behavior, and he wants some space from his little brother. When the gang visits the Cirque Extravaganza Day Camp, Dil meets a whole group of kids who are just as eccentric as heÿis who invite him to join their troupe permanently. Will he choose his new circus friends over Tommy?</desc>
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    <title>Rat Traps - S04E07</title>
    <desc>When the gang sneaks into a PG-13 movie at the mall, Angelica catches them, and she has excellent blackmail fodder. The mall then closes with them locked inside with two bumbling robbers.</desc>
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    <title>In The Family's Way - S04E08</title>
    <desc>After Charlotte has dinner with the Carmichaels, she decides that Angelica could use a bit more discipline, so she has her staying with Susie's family for a week. Tommy then bets the gang that the spoiled princess can handle allÿthe Carmichael family rules for seven days, but can she make it?</desc>
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    <title>A DeVille House Divided - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Phil falls for the captain of the school soccer team. Meanwhile, Vice-Principal Pangborn asks Dil, Tommy, and Chuckie to hang around with his nephew, who turns out to be irritating and annoying.</desc>
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    <title>Susie Goes Bad Lite - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Tired of being called perfect and on the edge of boring, Susie tries to go "bad." Her efforts, however, fall short of notice until she completely changes her style. To prove her "badness" Brianna challenges Susie to climb to the top of a dangerous tall old abandoned building to recover some sneakers hanging from the edge of the top floor.</desc>
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    <title>Trading Places - S05E02</title>
    <desc>When Chuckie discovers that Kimi is upset, he gets the gang to help him redesign her room. It is then discovered that she is homesick for Japan and her biological father.</desc>
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    <title>TP+KF - S05E03</title>
    <desc>When the gang looks for Halloween costumes in the Finster's basement, they find TP+KF carved on the wall. Does this mean that Tommy likes Kimi? If so, Chuckie doesn't like it. Dil goes trick-or-treating the day before in order toÿbeat the rush. The argument between Tommy and Chuckie escalates to where they don't want to be best friends anymore. The gang tries to bring back together just as Chas' new security system to scare away anyone who might want to teepee his house.</desc>
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    <title>Super Hero Worship - S05E04</title>
    <desc>When the comic book starring Chuckie's favorite superhero gets canceled, he is too depressed to help Tommy with his science fair project. Armadillo Dave gets canceled and Chuckie breaks down. Tommy has to buy a rat for his project, butÿthe last rat available is a mean one. It scares everybody. Tommy made a simple one lane track for his rat, but needs Chuckie so he can get a good grade on it since Chuckie has done it before. The gang tries to find Chuckie a new hero to worship.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818155742 +0000" stop="20260818162113 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>What's Love Got to Do With It? - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Angelica's teacher is having a baby so she brings in a hot handsome sub teacher that Angelica falls in love with. She tries to "date" him by failing her assignments. Meanwhile, Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie are part of the tennisÿclub run by Pangborn. Chuckie is trying to avoid showering at the boys' locker room, but when he takes the chance, he realizes he has nothing to worry about.</desc>
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    <title>All Broke Up - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Rachel is moving away and now Tommy is mad. In order to get it off of everyone's mind, he says "Rachel" in class as made-up answers. But when Chuckie starts a gang with Phil and some other of his cousins,ÿTommy tries to sarcastically cry and teams up with Dil during the moment when he's helping Charlotte with the game 'Impatience.'</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818164445 +0000" stop="20260818170817 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Petition This - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Kimi leads a petition drive to ban cell phones in school. Angelica hoodwinks Chuckie into helping her keep cell phones in school in her petition drive. Kimi gets busted for wanting a cell phone for Christmas.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Blood - S05E08</title>
    <desc>With Stu and Didi away at an Invention Convention, Tommy and Dil want to host a viewing party for a "real" alien autopsy video. But when both Grandpa Lou and Grandpa Boris show up to babysit the kids, can theÿgang find a way to watch the "inappropriate" tape before Dil has to give it back?</desc>
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    <title>Brother's Grimm - S05E09</title>
    <desc>When the gang's parents feel that they are spending too much time watching TV, they ban it from the house. How will the gang get by without their favorite programs?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818175520 +0000" stop="20260818181852 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Golden Boy - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Tommy breaks his plans to go the Big Ball Game with Grandpa, so Grandpa decides to take Dil instead. Upon seeing how well Dil and Grandpa are getting along, Tommy worries that he is being replaced as favorite grandson. On their annual fishing trip with Grandpa, Tommy challenges Dil for position as favorite grandson.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181852 +0000" stop="20260818184225 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Coup DeVille - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Lil strikes a blow for independence from a bewildered Phil. Chuckie takes a defiant stand against the mandatory President's Fitness Test.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818184225 +0000" stop="20260818190558 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Susie Sings the Blues - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Susie is discovered as a great singing talent by an agent who leads her to believe she's going to be the next teen superstar.</desc>
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    <title>Bad Kimi - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kimi befriends Z, the proverbial "bad boy." Chuckie's alarms go off and he is determined to prove to his sister this kid is up to no good. Meanwhile, Angelica is unable to do her online "Ask Angelica" advice chat and uses Harold to sit in.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818192931 +0000" stop="20260818195304 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tweenage Tycoons - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Rats' favorite boy band, The Sulky Boys, is coming to town and tickets are $100 apiece! Knowing there is no way their parents will shell out for tickets, the Rats become mini-capitalists and begin to sell Dil's crazy inventions to their classmates.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818195304 +0000" stop="20260818201637 +0000" channel="C419.254.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Truth or Consequences - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Tommy enters a filmmaking contest. Attempting Cinema Verite, he ends up filming the 'rats in less than flattering situations. When they furiously confront him, he must choose between friendship and his art.</desc>
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    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816201156 +0000" stop="20260816203530 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816203530 +0000" stop="20260816205904 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816205904 +0000" stop="20260816212237 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816212237 +0000" stop="20260816214611 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816214611 +0000" stop="20260816220945 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816220945 +0000" stop="20260816223319 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816223319 +0000" stop="20260816225653 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816225653 +0000" stop="20260816232027 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234401 +0000" stop="20260817000735 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817000735 +0000" stop="20260817003109 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817003109 +0000" stop="20260817005443 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817005443 +0000" stop="20260817011817 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817011817 +0000" stop="20260817014151 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014151 +0000" stop="20260817020525 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817022859 +0000" stop="20260817025233 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025233 +0000" stop="20260817031607 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031607 +0000" stop="20260817033941 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817033941 +0000" stop="20260817040315 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817040315 +0000" stop="20260817042641 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042641 +0000" stop="20260817045006 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817045006 +0000" stop="20260817051332 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817051332 +0000" stop="20260817053658 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817053658 +0000" stop="20260817060024 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817060024 +0000" stop="20260817062352 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817062352 +0000" stop="20260817064718 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817064718 +0000" stop="20260817071044 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817071044 +0000" stop="20260817073411 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817073411 +0000" stop="20260817075737 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817075737 +0000" stop="20260817082109 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817082109 +0000" stop="20260817084435 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817084435 +0000" stop="20260817090801 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817090801 +0000" stop="20260817093129 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817093129 +0000" stop="20260817095454 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817095454 +0000" stop="20260817101820 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817101820 +0000" stop="20260817104146 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817104146 +0000" stop="20260817110512 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817110512 +0000" stop="20260817112840 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817112840 +0000" stop="20260817115206 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817115206 +0000" stop="20260817121532 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817121532 +0000" stop="20260817123858 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817123858 +0000" stop="20260817130223 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817130223 +0000" stop="20260817132549 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Are You There, Frank? It's Me, King Julien - S02E14</title>
    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817132549 +0000" stop="20260817134915 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Phantom of Club Moist - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Julien's dream of opening a nightclub finally comes true, but the place is haunted by a masked phantom. Or could it be someone making mischief?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817134915 +0000" stop="20260817141241 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Juli-End? - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Julien is diagnosed with Mad Horse Disease but refuses to give up the throne to his uncle without a fight… or maybe a steeplechase.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (1) - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Julien is imprisoned by pirates and plans an escape with Sage. Clover and Mort set sail to find him. Meanwhile Maurice has to deal with harvest festival in King Julien's absence, and King Julien's parents make a surprise return.</desc>
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    <title>O Captain My Captain (2) - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Clover and Mort race to rescue their king as Julien tries to avoid the pirates' plank by showing off his prime "pirate recruit" booty moves. Meanwhile Julien's parents plan to sacrifice one of the lemurs to appease the gods.</desc>
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    <title>Dance, Dance, Resolution - S03E03</title>
    <desc>As his parents prepare to leave, Julien tries to reclaim his childhood by forcing them to attend the dance recital they missed when he was a kid.</desc>
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    <title>Oh Brother Where Aren't Thou? - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Julien begs his parents to give him a brother so they buy an Aye-Aye, but when Julien makes them official brothers, he loses his title as king.</desc>
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    <title>Love Gauntlet - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Julien panics when his parents announce they are never leaving. His plan to scare them off backfires when Karl takes the idea to far.</desc>
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    <title>Jungle Games - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Julien bets that his team can beat Uncle King Julien's, and he puts the whole kingdom on the line. The only problem? Julien's star athlete is dead.</desc>
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    <title>Close Encounters of the Mort Kind - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Julien becomes jealous when Mort is repeatedly abducted by aliens. Julien plans to make to the aliens abduct him instead.</desc>
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    <title>The Butterfly War - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Feeling the kingdom lacks unity, Julien starts a war with the butterflies. Things go wrong when the butterflies turn out to be more then the kingdom can handle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817172012 +0000" stop="20260817174340 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fast Food Lemur Nation - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Eager to create fast food for the kingdom, Julien holds an idea contest. But will the winning entry be a dining delight or a cooking curse?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817174340 +0000" stop="20260817180708 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Get Off My Lawn - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Julien is sure that his beloved jumping bean was stolen and becomes obsessed with security. To Clover's dismay, he arms the village with scorpions.</desc>
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    <title>Revenge of the Prom - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Julien sees the Lemur School reunion as a way to relive his glory days, but his old flame Karen and his foe Karl have a dangerously different agenda.</desc>
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    <title>Eye of the Clover - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Clover must choose between royal duty and family pride after she's invited to compete in the Tournament of the Doomed and Julien forbids her to go. But is this Tournament more than it seems?</desc>
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    <title>Run for the Border - S03E13</title>
    <desc>When his peace treaty leads to unrest and a broken boom box. Julien wants to build a wall to keep non-lemurs out of the party kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817191752 +0000" stop="20260817194132 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The All Hail King Julien Show - S04E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien launches a new TV channel called "Julien-Vision" but quickly realizes that the kingdom only wants to watch a reality show of his own life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817194132 +0000" stop="20260817200512 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Neverending Clover - S04E02</title>
    <desc>After Clover is knocked unconscious, the entire kingdom plays along when she wakes up believing she’s living in a make-believe storybook world.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817200512 +0000" stop="20260817202852 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Arted? - S04E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien is crazy with jealousy and throws out the kingdom’s art after he is upstaged by Mort who is now the town's hottest new artist.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817202852 +0000" stop="20260817205232 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That Sinking Feeling - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Masikura convinces King Julien that the island is sinking, Julien believes building an ark is the only way to save his people.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817205232 +0000" stop="20260817211612 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Jungle Rooster - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Jungle Rooster keeps him up at night, Julien discovers that the Foosa have been farming chickens for food and risks his life to free them all</desc>
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    <title>The Good Book - S04E06</title>
    <desc>Julien hires Croc Ambassador, an etiquette expert, to teach the kingdom how to behave at a classy ball, but everyone is too uptight to party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817213952 +0000" stop="20260817220333 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King and Mrs. Mort - S04E07</title>
    <desc>With Julien sick and the others away on a cruise, Mort poses as king to entertain a judge from a big competition – with disastrous results.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817220333 +0000" stop="20260817222713 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Julien Superstar! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Julien, Clover, Mort and Maurice become music sensations overnight, but the band breaks up over Julien and Clover’s non-stop fighting.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817222713 +0000" stop="20260817225053 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Panchurian Candidate - S04E09</title>
    <desc>After Uncle King Julien turned Pancho into a deadly killer so he could take back his throne, King Julien must save the kingdom before it’s too late.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817225053 +0000" stop="20260817231433 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrath of Morticus Khan - S04E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien clones himself but things take a turn for the worse when Morticus Khan, an evil warlord, unleashes an army of Mort clones on the kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817231433 +0000" stop="20260817233813 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Koto, Plain and Tall - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Julien is lost in the jungle and accidentally saves a Mountain Lemur named Koto who turns out to be the biggest threat the kingdom has ever faced.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817233813 +0000" stop="20260818000153 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I, Maurice - S04E12</title>
    <desc>When Maurice learns that he isn’t a lemur like everyone else, he sets off on a journey to find his Aye-Aye parents and sister Brosalind.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818000153 +0000" stop="20260818002533 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Un-King Me - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When the kingdom is overrun with refugees, Julien is shocked that an old friend Koto and his Mountain Lemur army are preparing to attack.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818002533 +0000" stop="20260818004907 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Strife Aquatic - S05E01</title>
    <desc>After fleeing the kingdom, King Julien and Maurice discover an unwanted visitor; Sage takes Clover to meet his master; Koto makes everyone his slave.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004907 +0000" stop="20260818011241 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Eggcellent Adventure - S05E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice arrive on an island full of lady lemurs; Sage and Clover pick out Clover’s “emotional support hawk”; Mort gains intel on Koto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818011241 +0000" stop="20260818013615 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Iron Ted Weekend - S05E03</title>
    <desc>King Julien and team discover a trapped Crimson and must team up to defeat a beast; Mort tries to rally his fellow lemurs but they are losing hope.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013615 +0000" stop="20260818015949 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bridge on the River Mort - S05E04</title>
    <desc>King Julien decides to get his kingdom back; Sage and Clover train with Sage’s Master; Mort rallies everyone to build an escape tunnel.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818015949 +0000" stop="20260818022323 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Raiders of the Lord Shark - S05E05</title>
    <desc>King Julien's submarine sinks in the ocean; Clover &amp; Sage go on quests to test their patience and rage; Mort leads an escape but a spy is in the midst.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818022323 +0000" stop="20260818024657 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bad-Year Blimp - S05E06</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his team ride sharks to an Island; Clover and Sage get a map that leads to the wisdom they seek; Mort hides in Junk Harbor.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818024657 +0000" stop="20260818031031 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cult Fiction - S05E07</title>
    <desc>King Julien resumes his trek to reclaim his kingdom; Clover and Sage find aa self-help seminar led by an old friend; Mort finally contacts King Julien.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818031031 +0000" stop="20260818033405 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fauxsa Unchained - S05E08</title>
    <desc>King Julien and Maurice infiltrate a Foosa gladiator school; Sage and Clover must face their enemies; Mort decides he must form his own army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818033405 +0000" stop="20260818035739 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am Fartacus - S05E09</title>
    <desc>King Julien &amp; Maurice pose as Foosa and “fight” their way to Koto’s wedding; Sage &amp; Clover are captured by Koto; Mort heads to the Mortverse.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818035739 +0000" stop="20260818042113 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>For Whom the Bell Gods Toll - S05E10</title>
    <desc>King Julien accidentally blows himself up and must stand trial to be awarded a second chance; Mort battles Morticus Khan for control of the Mort army.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818042113 +0000" stop="20260818044447 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Foosa Pen into the Fire - S05E11</title>
    <desc>King Julien and his army plan to trap Koto; Mort must get his army to the lemur kingdom to help King Julien; Clover agrees to marry Koto.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818044447 +0000" stop="20260818050821 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day After Yesterday - S05E12</title>
    <desc>King Julien’s attempts to destroy Koto were unsuccessful but the allies he's formed all come to help out, and Koto’s wedding turns into all-out battle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818050821 +0000" stop="20260818053154 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Day Before Tomorrow - S05E13</title>
    <desc>King Julien rallies his troops and comes up with a plan for all of them to work together to destroy the mountain lemurs once and for all.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818053154 +0000" stop="20260818055528 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Julien 2.0 - S06E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien announces he's turning over a new leaf and seeks anonymous suggestions from his subjects on how to improve their kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818055528 +0000" stop="20260818061902 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Spin Cycle - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Tired of being passed over for manly assignments, Ted brings back his macho alter ego, Snake. Julien uses Xixi's talk show to boost his image.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818061902 +0000" stop="20260818064236 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Night Creatures - S06E03</title>
    <desc>An allergy to gecko milk transforms King Julien into a werewolf-like Night Creature, forcing Clover to fulfill her family legacy as a monster hunter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064236 +0000" stop="20260818070610 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tears in the Drain - S06E04</title>
    <desc>A missing persons case turns Julien into a film noir gumshoe. But just when he thinks he's solved it, things get more mysterious.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818070610 +0000" stop="20260818072944 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Squad Goals - S06E05</title>
    <desc>When Julien's new adviser brings social media to the jungle, it has a disastrous effect on his entourage and nearly costs him the kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818072944 +0000" stop="20260818075318 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One More Cup, Part 2 - S06E06</title>
    <desc>With Julien's help, Karl faces off against his older brother, who wants to replace all of Madagascar's tea stands with “Brüs by Bruce” coffee kiosks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818075318 +0000" stop="20260818081652 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>There Will Be Juice - S06E07</title>
    <desc>After finding a barrel of plant food, Julien decides to supercharge his mango trees. Unfortunately, he ignores Timo's limit on how much food to use!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818081652 +0000" stop="20260818084026 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blackboard Jungle - S06E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien puts his kingdom's students in an island-wide academic tournament, their dismal performance spurs him to overhaul the lemur curriculum.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818084026 +0000" stop="20260818090400 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Karl-Mageddon - S06E09</title>
    <desc>After announcing that he and Chauncey will be retiring, Karl hosts a Willy Wonka-inspired competition to choose his replacement as Julien’s nemesis.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090400 +0000" stop="20260818092734 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Julien Is Watching You - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien makes one final attempt to take over the kingdom. But romance distracts him, causing him to lose sight of his own evil plan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818092734 +0000" stop="20260818095108 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Lord of the Fruit Flies - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Julien rigs an election to make Maurice feel more important, pitting him against Mort. But things get out of hand when “Political Mort” takes control.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095108 +0000" stop="20260818101442 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is Near - S06E12</title>
    <desc>After Clover announces she'll soon be leaving the kingdom, Julien realizes he'll need an army for defense and appoints himself as a drill sergeant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818101442 +0000" stop="20260818103816 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End is Here - S06E13</title>
    <desc>When Julien throws a bachelor party and accidentally loses the groom-to-be, he has Timo and Dr. S. build a Franken-groom to stand in at the wedding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818103816 +0000" stop="20260818110142 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>King Me - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Uncle King Julien abdicates his throne, handing off his crown to Prince Julien. Let the reign of King Julien the thirteenth begin!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818110142 +0000" stop="20260818112508 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Poll Position - S01E02</title>
    <desc>King Julien learns that 99% of the lemurs love him, so he finds it his mission to find and convert this one "hater".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818112508 +0000" stop="20260818114833 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Enter the Fanaloka - S01E03</title>
    <desc>The evil genius Karl sets out to destroy King Julien. When both Clover and Maurice are captured, King Julien must save them from his new nemesis.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818114833 +0000" stop="20260818121159 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Empty is the Head - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Exhausted from settling his subjects' disputes, King Julien replaces himself with a dummy king so he can play hooky, unwittingly sparking a rebellion.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818121159 +0000" stop="20260818123525 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Return of the Uncle King - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Set on reclaiming his throne, Uncle King Julien convinces Julien to go into Foosa territory.  Julien creates a disguise and forces Maurice to go with him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818123525 +0000" stop="20260818125853 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Eat Pray Shove - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she's away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818125853 +0000" stop="20260818132219 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Blinded Me with Science - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist who the king enlists to automate everything in the kingdom.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818132219 +0000" stop="20260818134545 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Viva Mort - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When Julien embarrasses Maurice, he tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818134545 +0000" stop="20260818140913 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Really Really Big Lie - S01E09</title>
    <desc>Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant "mega-gecko" for ruining a young lemur's birthday party.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818140913 +0000" stop="20260818143239 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One More Cup - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818143239 +0000" stop="20260818145610 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Fair Foosa - S02E01</title>
    <desc>King Julien has a brilliant idea: He'll tame a Foosa and train it to keep peace in his kingdom. But the plan doesn't go quite as expected.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818145610 +0000" stop="20260818151936 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Diapers Are the New Black - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Julien sparks a fashion frenzy when he turns a box of diapers into the coolest styles the kingdom has ever seen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818151936 +0000" stop="20260818154302 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crimson and Clover - S02E03</title>
    <desc>It's love at first sight when Julien meets Clover's party-girl sister, Crimson. Could the king have found his queen?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154302 +0000" stop="20260818160630 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pineapple of My Eye - S02E04</title>
    <desc>When Julien is fooled into believing that a "divine pineapple" contains the wisdom of former kings, a jealous Mort tries to get rid of it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818160630 +0000" stop="20260818162956 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gimme Gimme Gimme: The Game - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Fascinated by the idea of money, King Julien brings cash to the kingdom. But Mort's surprising money skills create big problems.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162956 +0000" stop="20260818165322 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Body Double - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When King Julien's body double is injured on a waterslide, it's up to Magic Steve to hold peace talks with the cranky crocodiles.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818165322 +0000" stop="20260818171647 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Election - S02E07</title>
    <desc>Julien rescues a charming old lemur named Doc Sugarfoot from a cave and takes him on as an adviser.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818171647 +0000" stop="20260818174013 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daddy Julien - S02E08</title>
    <desc>Thinking Mort is his son, Julien renames him Falcon and enters him in the Junior Gent pageant. Little does he know the lemur's true age.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818174013 +0000" stop="20260818180341 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>That's Sooo Rob - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Rob, Julien's former best friend and partner in the rap duo "Lemurs Love the Lemur Ladies," shows up to lure the king back to his wild partying ways.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180341 +0000" stop="20260818182707 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Man in the Iron Booty - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Julien gives up his kingdom to help a fellow royal in distress, only to discover he's been tricked by two old enemies.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182707 +0000" stop="20260818185033 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Monkey Planet - S02E11</title>
    <desc>After setting out to claim the moon for all lemurkind, King Julien comes face-to-face with Stanislav, the Russian Space Monkey.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185033 +0000" stop="20260818191359 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>True Bromance - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When Julien discovers Maurice is moonlighting as an adviser to Rat King Joey, the best friends break up and ask the divine pineapple for advice.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191359 +0000" stop="20260818193725 +0000" channel="C420.246.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The King Who Would Be King - S02E13</title>
    <desc>While writing Julien's life story, Clover makes up a tall tale about a baby-eating giant scorpion named Fred. The real Fred reads it and vows revenge.</desc>
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    <desc>After Frank the Sky God demands that the lemurs sacrifice King Julien, Julien creates his own deity: Larry the Volcano God.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Is Missing - S05E09</title>
    <desc>The family faces the possibility that Archie may have run off with another woman.</desc>
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    <title>The Longest Kiss - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Archie returns from the missing to find his friends and family celebrating.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the Miracle - S05E11</title>
    <desc>A workplace accident makes Archie into a regular churchgoer.</desc>
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    <title>George and Archie Make a Deal - S05E12</title>
    <desc>George Jefferson seeks Archie's help when he runs for local political office.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Contract - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Archie is scammed into buying aluminum siding.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Friend - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Gloria feels dumb when Mike's graduate-school friend visits.</desc>
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    <title>The Best of All in the Family - S05E15</title>
    <desc>A look back at the show's best moments, hosted by Henry Fonda.</desc>
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    <title>Prisoner in the House - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Archie is not happy to find the plumber's assistant is a convicted felon.</desc>
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    <title>The Jeffersons Move Up - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The Jeffersons move on up to their Manhattan apartment.</desc>
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    <title>All's Fair - S05E18</title>
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    <title>Amelia's Divorce - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Edith is surprised to discover the truth about her cousin's supposedly ideal marriage.</desc>
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    <title>Everybody Does It - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Archie's steals a box of nails from work and finds himself at the center of a household debate on morality.</desc>
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    <title>Archie and the Quiz - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Archie is troubled when a magazine quiz on life expectancy only has him living seven more years.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Friend - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Edith is reunited with her childhood sweetheart when she returns to her hometown for a wedding.</desc>
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    <title>No Smoking - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Mike vows he can go without food longer than Archie can abstain from smoking.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Makes His Move - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria rent the Jeffersons' old house.</desc>
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    <title>The Very Moving Day - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Gloria is nervous about announcing her unexpected pregnancy because of Mike's stubborn attitude over population.</desc>
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    <title>Alone at Last - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week after Mike reveals he forgot to turn on the gas and electricity of his new home.</desc>
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    <title>Archie, the Donor - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Archie tries to impress his boss by making the maximum contribution to his favorite charity and unwittingly donates his body to medical science.</desc>
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    <title>Archie, the Hero - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Archie gets a rude shock when the tall,classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Pains - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.</desc>
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    <title>Chain Letter - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Archie's refusal to participate in a chain letter triggers a string of unlikely events.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Faces Life - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Mike becomes the sole support of a growing family when Gloria loses her job because of her pregnancy.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Breaks Out - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa Blues - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Archie has difficulty keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria Suspects Mike - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Gloria suspects hanky-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours,</desc>
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    <title>The Little Atheist - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Civil Rights - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.</desc>
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    <title>Gloria is Nervous - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.</desc>
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    <title>Birth of the Baby (1) - S06E14</title>
    <desc>It appears that Gloria may have her first baby in an Italian restaurant.</desc>
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    <title>Birth of the Baby (2) - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Edith and Archie cause havoc at the hospital when Gloria is about to have her baby.</desc>
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    <title>New Year's Wedding - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.</desc>
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    <title>Archie the Babysitter - S06E17</title>
    <desc>Archie babysits little Joey with the help of his friends during their poker game.</desc>
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    <title>Archie Finds a Friend - S06E18</title>
    <desc>Archie has ulterior motives when he befriends a Jewish watchmaker, who has a sure-fire invention that the world has been waiting for.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's Move - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Weighty Problem - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.</desc>
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    <title>Love by Appointment - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.</desc>
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    <title>Joey's Baptism - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Archie Baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's Permission.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's House Guests - S06E23</title>
    <desc>A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Night Out - S06E24</title>
    <desc>Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelsey's Bar.</desc>
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    <desc>Archie's loses his job on the loading dock.</desc>
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    <desc>A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a job to Archie.</desc>
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    <desc>Hospitalized Archie must accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.</desc>
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    <title>Beverly Rides Again - S07E08</title>
    <desc>Archie fixes up a drinking buddy with a female impersonator.</desc>
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    <title>Teresa Moves In - S07E09</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria's Will - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria ponder Joey's fate should they both die.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Edith Bunker - S07E11</title>
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    <title>Archie's Secret Passion - S07E12</title>
    <desc>Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounter with an old high school friend.</desc>
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    <title>The Baby Contest - S07E13</title>
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    <title>Gloria's False Alarm - S07E14</title>
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    <title>The Draft Dodger - S07E15</title>
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    <title>The Boarder Patrol - S07E16</title>
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    <title>Archie's Chair - S07E17</title>
    <desc>Mike accidentally breaks Archie's chair.</desc>
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    <title>Mike Goes Skiing - S07E18</title>
    <desc>Mike leaves Gloria behind when he joins his friends on a weekend ski trip.</desc>
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    <title>Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye - S07E19</title>
    <desc>Archie delivers Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unaware that his departed friend was Jewish.</desc>
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    <title>The Joys of Sex - S07E20</title>
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    <title>Mike the Pacifist - S07E21</title>
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    <title>Fire - S07E22</title>
    <desc>After a minor house fire, Archie hopes to cash in from his insurance policy.</desc>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Split - S07E23</title>
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    <title>Archie the Liberal - S07E24</title>
    <desc>Archie proposes admitting a black Jew to the lodge.</desc>
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    <title>Archie's Dog Day Afternoon - S07E25</title>
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    <title>Archie Gets the Business (1) - S08E01</title>
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    <title>Cousin Liz - S08E03</title>
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    <title>Unequal Partners - S08E06</title>
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    <title>Archie's Grand Opening - S08E07</title>
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    <title>Archie's Bitter Pill (1) - S08E08</title>
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    <title>Archie and the KKK (1) - S08E10</title>
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    <title>Mike and Gloria Meet - S08E12</title>
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    <title>The Commercial - S08E15</title>
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    <title>Super Bowl Sunday - S08E16</title>
    <desc>Archie's Place is robbed on Super Bowl Sunday.</desc>
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    <title>Aunt Iola's Visit - S08E17</title>
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    <title>Love Comes to the Butcher - S08E18</title>
    <desc>Archie is jealous when a lonely butcher lavishes attention on Edith.</desc>
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    <title>Two's a Crowd - S08E19</title>
    <desc>Mike and Archie are locked in the storeroom at the bar.</desc>
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    <title>Stale Mates - S08E20</title>
    <desc>Mike and Gloria try to spark their listless marriage.</desc>
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    <title>The Brother - S08E21</title>
    <desc>Archie's estranged brother appears and wants to reconcile before a major operation.</desc>
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    <title>Mike's New Job - S08E22</title>
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    <title>The Stivics Go West - S08E24</title>
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    <title>Reunion on Hauser Street - S09E03</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers attempt to reunite Barney Hefner and his wife.</desc>
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    <title>Edith's Final Respects - S09E05</title>
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    <title>Weekend in the Country - S09E06</title>
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    <title>Archie's Other Wife - S09E07</title>
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    <title>Edith vs. the Bank - S09E08</title>
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    <title>Return of the Waitress - S09E09</title>
    <desc>Harry unwittingly hires the woman who had nearly led Archie astray.</desc>
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    <title>Bogus Bills - S09E10</title>
    <desc>Edith is arrested for passing phony $10 bills she got from Archie's Place.</desc>
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    <title>The Bunkers Go West - S09E11</title>
    <desc>The Bunkers visit Mike and Gloria for the holidays.</desc>
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    <title>California, Here We Are (1) - S09E12</title>
    <desc>While visiting California, the Bunkers learn that the Stivics are having marital problems.</desc>
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    <title>A Night at the PTA - S09E14</title>
    <desc>When Edith develops laryngitis, Archie steps in to sing at Stephanie's recital.</desc>
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    <title>A Girl Like Edith - S09E15</title>
    <desc>A butcher seems to favor Edith over his girlfriend, Edith's exact likeness.</desc>
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    <title>The Appendectomy - S09E16</title>
    <desc>Stephanie has an emergency appendectomy on the eve of her tenth birthday.</desc>
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    <title>Stephanie and the Crime Wave - S09E17</title>
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    <title>Barney the Gold Digger - S09E18</title>
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    <title>The Return of Archie's Brother - S09E19</title>
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    <title>Stephanie's Conversion - S09E20</title>
    <desc>Archie comes to terms with the fact that Stephanie is Jewish.</desc>
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    <title>Edith Gets Fired - S09E21</title>
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    <title>The 200th Episode Celebration of All in the Family - S09E22</title>
    <desc>To celebrate the 200th episode, Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look back at the groundbreaking series.</desc>
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    <title>The Family Next Door - S09E23</title>
    <desc>Edith helps Louise Jefferson sell her old house to a black cop and his wife.</desc>
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    <title>The Return of Stephanie's Father - S09E24</title>
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    <title>Tony! Toni! Toné! ft. DJ Quik - S03E08</title>
    <desc>The Fish   Okrah: Self-Defense   The Geek Club   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Peter &amp; Flem   Ashley Introduces Musical Guest: Tony Toni Tone ("Let's Get Down")</desc>
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    <title>Chris Farley / Mint Condition - S03E09</title>
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    <title>112 - S03E10</title>
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    <title>Sherman Hemsley / Nas - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Kenan's feeling wierd   Good Good Good Good Burger   Island Girls Independence Day   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Loud Librarian Introduces Musical Guest: Nas ("Street Dreams")</desc>
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    <title>John Leguizamo / Mona Lisa - S03E12</title>
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GUEST STAR: John Leguizamo</desc>
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    <title>Dr. Joyce Brothers / Sherman Hemsley / Heavy D. - S03E14</title>
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GUEST STARS: Dr Joyce Brothers &amp; Sherman Hemsley</desc>
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    <title>Monica - S03E15</title>
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    <title>Aaliyah - S03E16</title>
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    <title>For Real - S03E17</title>
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    <title>MC Lyte - S03E18</title>
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    <title>Erykah Badu - S03E19</title>
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    <title>Az Yet - S03E20</title>
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    <title>Mase - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Busta Rhymes - S04E02</title>
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GUEST STAR: Tommy Davidson</desc>
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    <title>Dru Hill - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Immature - S04E07</title>
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    <title>Spice Girls - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Usher - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Kirk Franklin &amp; God's Property - S04E11</title>
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    <title>Boyz II Men - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Destiny's Child - S04E14</title>
    <desc>Dart Throwing   Miss Pidlin &amp; Competition   Vital Information   Loud Librarian   Pricipal Temp Auditions   Peter &amp; Flem Introduce Musical Guest: Destiny's Child ("No, No, No Part 2")</desc>
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    <title>LL Cool J - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Jermaine Dupri &amp; Da Brat - S04E16</title>
    <desc>Speaking Spanish   Miss Pidlin on Halloween   Mavis &amp; Clavis: Shipwrecked   Ask Ashley   Acting Coach   Musical Guests: Jermaine Dupri and Da Brat ("The Party Continues")</desc>
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    <title>Salt 'N Pepa - S04E17</title>
    <desc>Mission to Jupiter   Coach Kreeton: Home Eccch!   Dusty Pants and Nast Nancy vs. the Slappy Brothers   Miss Pidlin Introduces Musical Guest: Salt 'N Pepa ("R U Ready")</desc>
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    <title>K-Ci &amp; JoJo - S04E18</title>
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    <title>Kobe Bryant / Ice Cube - S04E19</title>
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    <title>The Lox - S04E20</title>
    <desc>Green Room Bullies   Detective Dan's Class   Cheese Police Class   Pierre Escargot   Toby Braun and The Brute   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: The Lox ("If You Think I'm Jiggy")</desc>
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    <title>Sugar Ray - S04E21</title>
    <desc>The Scarecrow   I Luv Repairman   Vital Information   Misfortune Teller   Miss Fingerly's Brithday   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: Sugar Ray ("Fly")</desc>
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    <title>Blackstreet ft. Mya - S05E01</title>
    <desc>Mail-Order Cast Member   Dullmont Cook-Off   Vital Information with Danny Tamberelli   The Dullmont Stakeout   Ask Ashley   Principal Pimpell Introduces Musical Guests: Blackstreet &amp; Mya ("Take Me There")</desc>
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    <title>Tatyana Ali - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Hole To China: Amanda and Leon dig a hole to China and Mark Saul appears out and asks if he can join the cast and he does.
*Channel 61/2 News: Forecast from the Arctic
*Vital Information w/ Danny Tamberelli
*Everyday French w/ Pierre Escargot
*Stuart-Hall Monitor: Stuart (Mark) is the "new" hall monitor at Dullmont Junior High School and does crazy thing such as: eating someone's hall pass, beating himself up in front of bullies, and laying an egg. Eventually, Principal Pimpell finds the real hall monitor (Nick) tied up and locked in a closet.
*Don't Do This @ Home
*Channel 6½ Sports:The Prom
*Pierre Escargot introduces Musical Guest: Tatyana Ali - "Daydreamin"</desc>
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    <title>Shaquille O'Neal - S05E03</title>
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    <title>Faith Evans - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Black &amp; White   You Can't Win   Dullmont Music Class   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Brushing Your Teeth   Pierre Introduces Musical Guest: Faith Evans ("Love Like This")</desc>
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    <title>Monica - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Misfortune Cookies   The Spice Boys: Recording Session   Stuart: Yearbook Photographer   What-Everrr: The Leo Party   Musical Guest: Monica ("Angel of Mine")</desc>
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    <title>Mya - S05E06</title>
    <desc>Giant Carrot   Miss Pidlin Camping   Channel 61/2 News: Forecast from Death Valley   Best Friends Forever Show   Ashley Introduces Musical Guest: Mya ("Movin' On")</desc>
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    <title>98 Degrees - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Jimmy Bond Agent 1/7   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Sharing   Seymour Reacts to Bad Tennis   Miss Clump's Career Day   Don't Do This At Home   Leroy &amp; Fuzz introduce Musical Guest: 98º ("Because of You")</desc>
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    <title>100th Episode Live! - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Where's Danny?   Good Burger   Randy &amp; Mandy Clips   What-Everrrr meets Repairman   Coach Kreeton Clips   Mavis &amp; Clavis introduce Musical Guest: Lauryn Hill ("Doo-Wop (That Thing)")   Loud Librarian Clips   Backstage Tour   Vital Information   Where's Danny   Leroy &amp; Fuzz Clips   Miss Pidlin Clips   Fax Ashley   Inconvenience Store   Detective Dan Clips   Superdude Clips   Musical Guest: Busta Rhymes ("Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See"; "Gimme Some Mo'")
SPECIAL GUESTS: Melissa Joan Hart, Paula Abdul, Angelique Bates, Katrina Johnson, Alisa Reyes, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
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    <title>112 - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Simon Sez   Inconvenience Store   Science Class Projects   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: 112 ("Love Me")</desc>
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    <title>Deborah Cox - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Danny's Mom   Superdude vs. Dairy Godfather   Postal Disaster   First Aid Class   Lester Oaks introduces Musical Guest: Deborah Cox ("Nobody's Supposed To Be Here")</desc>
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    <title>Outkast - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Time Capsule   The Spice Boys   Dr. Leroy &amp; Fuzz   All That's celebration of their 1,000,000th use of "cheese"   Musical Guest: Outkast ("Rosa Parks")</desc>
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    <title>Divine - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Green Guardian   At Home with Detective Dan   The Date Game   Class Juice   Sky Introduces Musical Guest: Divine ("Lately")</desc>
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    <title>5 Young Men - S05E13</title>
    <desc>The Alien   Inconvenience Store   Channel 6 1/2 Sports   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Haircuts   Stuart is not the "real" Musical Guest: 5 Young Men ("One More Chance")</desc>
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    <title>Joey McIntyre - S05E14</title>
    <desc>Amanda's Lost Voice   Miss Pidlin: Beached   Seymour Reacts to Stuff: Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road   Coach Kreeton vs. Science Projects   Pierre Escargot   Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: Joey McIntyre ("Stay the Same")</desc>
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    <title>Backstreet Boys - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Swordfish in the Stone   Judge Stuart   Barber Shop   Pierre Escargot   Detective Dan: Bank Robbery   Mavis &amp; Clavis introduce Musical Guest: Backstreet Boys ("I Want It That Way")</desc>
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    <title>3rd Storee - S05E16</title>
    <desc>He Said, She Said, Kevin Said   Substitute Sketch   Vital Information   Pet Rock Star   Seymour Reacts to Stuff   Spice Boys Hotel   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: 3rd Storee ("If Ever")</desc>
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    <title>New Radicals - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Treasure Map   Art Class   Seymour Reacts to Stuff   What-Everrr - Mister Whatever   Don't Do This At School   Pierre Escargot   Musical Guest: New Radicals ("Reason To Live")</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>The M.A.F.T. ft. Kel Mitchell - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Dullmont Workout   Channel 6 1/2 Sports: The Test   Pierre Escargot   Leroy &amp; Fuzz: Chores   Musical Guest: The M.A.F.T. featuring Kel Mitchell ("We Gets Down")</desc>
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    <title>Shanice - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Elephant Tug-o-war   Inconvenience Store Trainee   Vital Information   Seymour Reacts to Stuff   Channel 6 1/2 News: Montana Hurricane   Pierre Escargot   Class Vampire   Don't Do This At School   Vital Introduction   Musical Guest: Shanice ("When I Close My Eyes")</desc>
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    <title>Cast of Snow Day / Hoku - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Snowy Green Room
Cockroaches in Your Pants
Vital Information
Francis the Caveman &amp; the Cast of Snow Day
Leroy and Fuzz
Boring Man
The Cast from Snow Day &amp; Nick Introduce Hoku
Musical Guest: Hoku ("Another Dumb Blonde")</desc>
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    <title>Mandy Moore - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Bowling
Stuart the Check-out Guy
Vital Information
Whatever!!
Baby Chat
Everything's For Free Store!
Stinke-E Sneezes
Baby Chat Introduction
Musical Guest - Mandy Moore ("Candy")</desc>
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    <title>Blaque - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Detective Dan: Detective Dan comes in. The cast thinks Josh is playing around, until Josh appears himself.
Jimmy Bond vs Mr. Nice Guy
Vital Information
Turblent Airlines Flight
Latanya At Dudco - Latanya tries to get a guy (Josh), unfortunately it turns out he's her boss (Christy)'s boyfriend.
Jiffy Springs Introduces Musical Guest
Musical Guest: Blaque ("Bring It All To Me")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817161858 +0000" stop="20260817164313 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>LFO - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Musical 
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Baby Chat
Toby Braun
Dr. Debbie Introduction
Musical Guest - LFO ("Girl on TV")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817164313 +0000" stop="20260817170728 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>M2M - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Leon - Half Rat, Half Boy!
Jiffy, Benji, and the Spice Boys!
Vital Information
Pizza Guy
Baby Chat
Slow Food Restaurant
Channel 6 1/2 News
Latanya Introduction
Musical Guest - M2M ("Mirror, Mirror")</desc>
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    <title>Sammie - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Portal
Latanya at Dudco Enterprises
Vital Information
An Important Message from Sweaty Spice
Francis the Caveman
Channel 6 1/2 News
Ask Stuart!
Bernie Kibbitz Introduction
Musical Guest: Sammie ("I Like It")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817173141 +0000" stop="20260817175557 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>N'Sync - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Magnetic Danny
Detective Dan
Vital Information
Baby Chat
Channel 6 1/2 News
Animal Wranglers: Al &amp; Nigel Forrester
Whateverrr!!!
Amanda, World's Greatest Magician 
Musical Guest:N'Sync ("Bye, Bye, Bye")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817175557 +0000" stop="20260817182011 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sheryl Swoopes / No Authority - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Hide and Seek
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Three Shortage
Al &amp; Nigel, the Animal Wranglers
Channel 6 1/2 News
Dr. Debbie
Hypno-Pants Introduction
Musical Guest: No Authority ("What I Wanna Do")</desc>
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    <title>Britney Spears - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Leon for President
Agent Jimmy Bond
Vital Information
Superhero Auditions
Toby Braun
Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("Oops I Did It Again")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184411 +0000" stop="20260817190806 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ideal - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Deflated Leon
Turbulent Airlines
Vital Information
An Important Message from Jiffy Springs
Happy Homestuff with Gloria Bankhead
The Fireman/Alien in the oom
Channel 6 1/2 News
Agent Jimmy Bond Introduction
Musical Guest: Ideal ("All About You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817190806 +0000" stop="20260817193226 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tracie Spencer - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Bionic Danny
Cheeseburger Doyle, Private Eye
Vital Information
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vegetable Hunting
Baby Chat
Boring Man
Channel 6 1/2 News Introduction
Musical Guest: Tracie Spencer ("Still in My Heart")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817193226 +0000" stop="20260817195716 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>IMx - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Danny's Bad Hair Day
Channel 6 1/2 News
Vital Information
Happy Homestuff With Gloria Bankhead
An Important Message From Sweaty Spice
Stuart: Substitute Teacher
Ask Ashley
Turbulent Airlines Introduction
Musical Guest: IMx ("In and Out of Love")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817195716 +0000" stop="20260817202136 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frankie Muniz / Aaron Carter - S07E01</title>
    <desc>Frankie Muniz Finds The New Cast   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Toy ER   Vocabulary with Lisa   Rate the Pain   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Wake-Up Scene   Musical Guest: Aaron Carter ("Aaron's Party")</desc>
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    <title>Melissa Joan Hart / Usher - S07E02</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Melissa Joan Hart   Coming at Ya!   The Crazy Taxi Driver   Rate the Pain   Harry Bladder   Vocabulary With Lisa   Know Your Stars: Giovonnie Samuels   Musical Guest: Usher ("Ooh Baby")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817204556 +0000" stop="20260817211017 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P. Diddy - S07E03</title>
    <desc>Wake Up Shane!   Coming at Ya!   Slumber Party   TR Yell   Wake Up Scene   Know Your Stars: Shane Lyons   Vocabulary With Lisa   Kid at the Principal's Office   Musical Guest: P. Diddy ("Dig In")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817211017 +0000" stop="20260817213437 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britney Spears - S07E04</title>
    <desc>Video Phone   Coming at Ya!   Bridgett's Slumber Party   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' with Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Britney Spears   Vocabulary with Lisa   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Britney Spears ("I'm Not a Girl")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817213437 +0000" stop="20260817215855 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tony Hawk / Barenaked Ladies - S07E05</title>
    <desc>Tony Hawk Opening   Comin' At Ya!   Sugar &amp; Coffee   Rate the Pain   Shane Gets Launched   Chit Chat   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   Wake Up Scene   Comin' At Ya!   Musical Guest: Barenaked Ladies</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817215855 +0000" stop="20260817222315 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>David Arquette / Mandy Moore - S07E06</title>
    <desc>Practical Joke
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder in "Foodius Fightium"
Connect the Zits
Crazy Taxi Driver
Rate the Pain
Know Your Stars
Blooper Scene
Britney in a Toilet Introduction
Musical Guest: Mandy Moore ("Crush on You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817222315 +0000" stop="20260817224735 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kenan Thompson / LFO - S07E07</title>
    <desc>Old Cast Member
Comin' At Ya!
Harry Bladder
Songs from the Dentist's Chair
Sugar and Coffee
Know Your Stars
Superdude vs. Soupdude
Harry Bladder Introduction
Musical Guest: LFO ("Every Other Time")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224735 +0000" stop="20260817231155 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Barry Watson / Christina Milian - S07E08</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Barry Watson
Coming at Ya!
Chit Chat
Kyle Playing The Piano
Live From the Toilet: Britney!
Wake Up Scene
Crazy Taxi Driver
Know Your Stars: Chelsea Brummet
Musical Guest: Christina Millian ("AM to PM")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231155 +0000" stop="20260817233616 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ray Romano / Lisa Leslie / Willa Ford - S07E09</title>
    <desc>Ray is Stuck in the Bathroom
Comin' At Ya!
Bridgett's Slumber Party
Connect the Zits
Toy ER
Stuck in the Bathroom
Know Your Stars
Jack, Kyle, and Bryan introduce Steve the monkey, then introduce themusical guest.
Musical Guest: Willa Ford ("Did Ya' Understand That")
Stuck in the Bathroom</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817233616 +0000" stop="20260818000036 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Amanda Bynes / City High - S07E10</title>
    <desc>Penelope Tyant   Coming at Ya!   Sugar and Coffee   Connect the Zits   Vocabulary with Lisa   Shady Airlines   Know Your Stars: Amanda Bynes   Blooper Scene: Amanda Bynes w/ Ask Ashley   Musical Guest: City High ("Yes Yes Yes")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818000036 +0000" stop="20260818002448 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaron Carter / Samantha Mumba - S07E11</title>
    <desc>Realistic Video Games
Comin' At Ya!
Tilt-a-Hurl
Live from a Dumpster: Brittney
Vocabulary with Lisa and Her Little Friend Oswald
Toy ER
Wake Up Scene
Know Your Stars
Bloopers
Dentist Chair Introduction
Musical Guest: Samantha Mumba ("Don't Need You (To Tell You I'm Pretty)")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002448 +0000" stop="20260818004909 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Will Friedle / Nelly Furtado - S07E12</title>
    <desc>The Cast Meets Will Friedle   Coming at Ya!   Harry Bladder   Kids vs. Adults   Underwater Breaking News   Know Your Stars: Lisa Foiles   Musical Guest: Nelly Furtado ("Turn Off Your Lights")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004909 +0000" stop="20260818011330 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Christina Vidal / Tyrese - S07E13</title>
    <desc>Cast Meets Christina Vidal   Coming at Ya!   The Tilt-a-Hurl   Rate the Pain   Oven Lovin' With Bufford and Percy   Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne   The Difference Between Girls and Guys   Blooper Scene   Musical Guest: Tyreek ("Baby I Love Ya")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011330 +0000" stop="20260818013330 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>B2K - S08E01</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast members are holding tryouts but at first, they get a boring singer. Next, a kid shows up to audition but Bryan accidentally sets his soda can on the rejecting button. Then, Jamie Lynn Spear shows up and turns out to be very talented (She can shrink Shane to the size of a carrot!). So they pick her to be the new cast member.
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Bridgett (Chelsea) is getting annoyed by his little brother, Elliot (Kyle) so Bridgett decides to give him a girlfriend. Elliot picks a cute girl named Sandy (Shane) but the girls decide it should be this other girl named Kristen (Jamie).
Advice From The Old Lady in Shane's Mouth
Storytime with the Osbournes
Bucketman: Bucketman(Shane) must stop two robbers from robbing a jewel store.
Know Your Stars: Jamie Lynn Spears get insulted by the announcer.
The Old Lady in Shane's Mounth introduces the musical guest, B2K!
Musical Guest: B2K ("Why I Love You")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013330 +0000" stop="20260818013654 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Buddy Hackett / Phyllis Diller / Daryl Sabara &amp; Alexa Vega / Play ft. Chris Trousdale - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Opening: The cast meets a VERY old cast member of All That backstage. They find out from him the show was around for 72 YEARS!
Crazy Cab Driver: The Spy Kids hop into the cab into the cab of the Crazy Cab Driver (Bryan) trying to catch a villain.
Thelma Stump: Jack DeSena this time tries to get past Thelma (Jamie) but can't!
Randy Quench: Randy (Jack) this time stumbles into a birthday of a girl (Jamie)
Know Your Stars: The Spy Kids get insulted by the announcer this time.
Randy Quench (Jack) introduces the musical guest, Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet!
Musical Guest: Play featuring Chris from Dreamstreet ("I'm gonna make you love me")</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013654 +0000" stop="20260818015654 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Yasmeen - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Hamster Mind Control: Chelsea reads a book on controlling the a hamster's mind but she ends up controlling Shane's mind.
Sugar &amp; Coffee: The orbs aren't working so Buzz &amp; Kaffy start panicking.
Connect the Zits: Today, Giovonnie connects zits and the zits resemble a duck today.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars: Bryan Hearne gets insulted by the announcer today.
Musical Guest: Yasmeen ("?")</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015654 +0000" stop="20260818021635 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jeffrey Licon / Jennifer Love Hewitt - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Green room- Bathtub
Bridget's Slumber Party
Rowdy Fans:Fancy Restaurant
The Fleminem show
Connect The zits
Rate the Pain - Bell
Hair salon guy introduces Jennifer love Hewitt.
Musical Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021635 +0000" stop="20260818023656 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Steve Bridges / Tom Green / Avril Lavigne - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Greenroom- Bootcamp
Sugar and Coffe: Special Guest Tom Green
Thelma Stump: George Bush (Steve Bridges)
Bridgett's Slumber Party: Cheerleading Squad.
Rate The Pain: Old Lady in a Bikini
Wake Up Scene: Tom Green eating an apple
Know Your Stars: ?
Bryan introduces Avril
Musical Guest: Avril Lavigne ("Complicated")
SPECIAL GUEST STARS: Tom Green (as himself) and Steve Bridges (as George W. Bush)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023656 +0000" stop="20260818025654 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Carter / BBMak - S08E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Shane Knows Nick Carter
Thelma Stump: Nick Carter
Wake up scene: Nick carter
Story time with the Ousbourne's
Know Your Stars: Jamie Spears
The Ousbourne's introduce "BBmak"
Musical guest: BBMak</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818025654 +0000" stop="20260818031658 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Britney Spears / Justincase - S08E09</title>
    <desc>Green Room - A man named Pal delivered Crates of pickles and installed a cheese cannon to The cast of all that
Thelma Stump: Britney Spears runs into Thelma Stump while trying to get into the show.
Trashin' Fashion
Know Your Stars "Chelsea Brummet"
Marlee and Carlee introduce "Justincase"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031658 +0000" stop="20260818033657 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Cannon / Orlando Jones / Monica - S08E10</title>
    <desc>Green Room - Soda Explosion
Thelma Stump - Nick Cannon
Rowdy Fans
Know Your Stars: Nick Cannon
Thelma Stump introduces "Monica"
Musical guest: Monica
Guest stars: Nick Cannon, Orlando Jones and Ashton Kutcher</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033657 +0000" stop="20260818035602 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Avril Lavigne - S08E11</title>
    <desc>Green Room-A ham slapping contest
Sugar and Coffee
T.R YELL
Bucketman
Rowdy Fans
Advice from the old lady in Shane's mouth
Know your stars "Giovonnie Samuels"
Rowdy Fans introduce "Deborah Gibson"</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035602 +0000" stop="20260818041419 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tom Green / No Secrets - S08E13</title>
    <desc>Greenroom: Jamie,Jack,Giovonnie Hop on Jamie's time travel couch
Bridgette's slumber party
Randy quench volunteer fireman
Advice From The old Lady in Shane's mouth
Rowdy Fans
Know your stars "Jack De Sena"
Bridgette introduces: No secrets
Musical guests: No Secrets
(Last Episode to feature Bryan Hearne)</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041419 +0000" stop="20260818043417 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lillix - S09E01</title>
    <desc>Green Room- Christina Kirkman - The other cast members welcome Christina to the cast, but when the Know Your Stars guy makes fun of her, Christina makes fun of him!
American Idiot
The Punchies
Tilt-A-Hurl
Christina Kirkman's first episode as a cast member.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818043417 +0000" stop="20260818044513 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Brittany Snow / Wakefield - S09E10</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260818044513 +0000" stop="20260818045419 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nick Lachey / Drake Bell - S09E12</title>
    <desc/>
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  <programme start="20260818045419 +0000" stop="20260818051659 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1101 - S11E01</title>
    <desc>The new cast of All That prepares for their first show! The Jonas Brothers stop by Good Burger, Vital Information finds a new host, and Marie Kiddo helps decide what stuff kids should keep and what to DESTROY! Performance by The Jonas Brothers Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server, Lori Beth Denberg</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051659 +0000" stop="20260818053859 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1102 - S11E02</title>
    <desc>The cast scrambles to find the props they need for a sketch, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, Beyonce advertises her new store, and Long Coat plans a bank robbery. Musical Performance by Daddy Yankee</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053859 +0000" stop="20260818060059 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1103 - S11E03</title>
    <desc>A button that appears out of nowhere tempts the cast. Simplicity, the easiest game show in the world, is played, Positive Poppi gives words of affirmation, and Coach Kreeton returns to Dullmont Jr. High to give a pep talk. Performance by Kane Brown</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060059 +0000" stop="20260818062228 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1104 - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Wake up with Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Someone loses their phone at Good Burger. Prehistoric inventors try to sell their inventions in the Shark Cave. The Pranklers wreak havoc at the school cafeteria. Performance by Ally Brooke</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818062228 +0000" stop="20260818064408 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1105 - S11E05</title>
    <desc>The casts of Henry Danger and All That meet. Brie gives beauty advice after going to the dentist, Ella Mai finds someone to haunt her house forever, and the Crack Your Phone store advertises their services. Performance By Ella Mai</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818064408 +0000" stop="20260818070553 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1106 - S11E06</title>
    <desc>Kenan Thompson returns with a special delivery for the All That cast. Marie Kiddo DESTROYS her principals office, a music video about what really happens on a sick day, and T@$#!eigh and Trad meet at the school dance. Performance by JoJo Siwa</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818070553 +0000" stop="20260818072753 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1107 - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Beyonce wanders into a classroom and everyone loses their minds, Detective Ann and Detective Dan crash a birthday party, Peyton Manning stops by Jay-Z Penny, and a music video about what to wear for the first day of school. Performance by Ciara</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1108 - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Grammy winner H.E.R. tries to place an order at Good Burger, Reece tries to figure out who tickled her, Nathan cancels reboots, and Chinguun gets a last minute edit to his script. Performance by: HER Guest Stars: Kel Mitchell, Josh Server</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818074952 +0000" stop="20260818081152 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1111 - S11E09</title>
    <desc>Good Burger goes gluten free, Brie gives beauty advice after another trip to the dentist, Juice: n All That music video, and Darcy the cheerleader brings spirit to the school play. Performance by: Bryce Vine</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818081152 +0000" stop="20260818083332 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1110 - S11E10</title>
    <desc>Marie Kiddo helps declutter a treehouse, Dracula reviews new technology with the Invisible Man, Nathan cancels trick or treating, a music video where kids convince their parents to get a dog, and girl scouts go camping. Performance by CNCO</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818083332 +0000" stop="20260818085526 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1109 - S11E11</title>
    <desc>America’s Got Talent winner Darci Lynne Farmer and her puppet Petunia stop by the All That set, Pranklers are back wreaking havoc in the locker room, Lex finds out his pet’s thoughts, and Ariana reads us classic fairy tales. Jonas Brothers perform.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818085526 +0000" stop="20260818091726 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1112 - S11E12</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton stops by Beyonce's session to play the trumpet, Nathan cancels bounce houses, the Toilet Genie arrives to grant wishes, Ariana reads bed time stories, Detective Ann, Dan, and Stan investigate at a restaurant. Performer: Ty Dolla $ign</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818091726 +0000" stop="20260818094010 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1113 - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Bed, Bath &amp; Beyonce returns with holiday home essentials, Tyga places an order at Coffee Coffee Coffee, the Loud Librarian returns to Dullmont Jr. High, and Nathan cancels the emoji with one eye closed and his tongue out. Performance by Tyga</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818094010 +0000" stop="20260818100210 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1114 - S11E14</title>
    <desc>The All That cast 3-D prints a new cast member, Tammy shares way too much information, contestants in a game show try to stay off their phones, and scientists recreating a T-Rex get a big surprise. Performance by AJ Mitchell.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818100210 +0000" stop="20260818102409 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1116 - S11E15</title>
    <desc>Dancing With The Stars’ Witney Carson goes to Good Burger, T. Smith has an album preview, All That presents a new way to learn Spanish, and Nathan cancels gum. Performance by: The Melisizwe Brothers</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1115 - S11E16</title>
    <desc>Ms. Hushbaum celebrates her birthday in the library, Lex and Gaby have a text off, everyone’s favorite babies have their 8 month photoshoot, and Officer Smart joins the Star Crew as a calculations expert. Performance by: PUBLIC</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1117 - S11E17</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels Valentine’s Day candy, T@$#!eigh and Tevin meet at the movies, a contestant on a baking show has to defend his “cake”, and an important date gets interrupted by extreme weather at the Weather Café. Performance by: Asher Angel</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818110809 +0000" stop="20260818113009 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1118 - S11E18</title>
    <desc>All That parodies the Song of the Year with “Bad Guys”, the Fart Fixer advertises a new way to relieve embarrassment, Bed Bath and Beyoncé returns, and some familiar faces appear to be saved from their island. Performance by: Young Dylan</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818113009 +0000" stop="20260818115208 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1119 - S11E19</title>
    <desc>Liza Koshy guest stars and gets a lesson in Bad Dancing, Larry returns to play the easiest game show in the world, Simplicity, Lucy has trouble controlling her emotions, and a new invention advertises the fastest way to eat food. Bad Bunny performs.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818115208 +0000" stop="20260818121409 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1121 - S11E20</title>
    <desc>Alex teaches a new Spanish lesson, Lucy tries to control her emotions in a yoga class, Reece calls in a favor from a professional baseball player, and a manager at a pizza place teaches his employees about birthdays. Performance by Lauren Alaina</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818121409 +0000" stop="20260818123608 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1120 - S11E21</title>
    <desc>WWE superstars The New Day teach Coach Kreeton some wrestling moves, Beyonce shows off some new products at her store, the cast helps Ryan get rid of his hiccups, and the girls have a sleepover with new friend Barb. Performance by Why Don't We</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818123608 +0000" stop="20260818125808 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1122 - S11E22</title>
    <desc>PrestonPlayz guest stars to do a video game live stream with Tammy, an Unboxing video goes horribly wrong, the Loud Librarian returns, and a Superhero tries being a waitress. Performance by: Super M</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818125808 +0000" stop="20260818132108 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1123 - S11E23</title>
    <desc>Pete Wentz stops by Good Burger to prepare for a party, Marie Kiddo helps declutter Professor Doom’s evil lair, Billie and Millie teach new ways to make life easier, and T. Smith auditions for the school talent show. Performance by: Queen Naija</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818132108 +0000" stop="20260818134308 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1124 - S11E24</title>
    <desc>The cast of Danger Force guest stars to go camping with Ranger Rob, Klumsy Kevin has an accident at an ancient art museum, the Island Boys make new friends, and Cuddly Wuddly Creatures presents a bunny! Performance by: Echosmith</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818134308 +0000" stop="20260818140509 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1125 - S11E25</title>
    <desc>The story of DJ Salad, his rise to fame, and his beef with Cardi Beef, hip hop’s top sirloin. Detective Dan and Ann investigate the case of a missing cat. Nathan, Gaby, and Kate enjoy their new 11k tv. Performance By: Blackbear</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818140509 +0000" stop="20260818142709 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1126 - S11E26</title>
    <desc>Coach Kreeton teaches ping pong, Yummy: an All That music video parody, the kids get trapped in a never ending tik tok dance, Tammy TMI is interviewed on live television, and a new way to get ready for the day. Performance By: Lauv</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818142709 +0000" stop="20260818144909 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1131 - S11E27</title>
    <desc>Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels join T@$#le!gh to welcome a new student, Lil Nas X promotes his new album, Tammy TMI and her mom are called in for a parent-teacher conference. Guest Starring: Annie Leblanc, Jayden Bartels Performance by Trevor Daniel</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818144909 +0000" stop="20260818151110 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1130 - S11E28</title>
    <desc>Jamie Lynn Spears returns to All That with the cast of Zoey 101, Alex hits ‘em with a new Spanish lesson, auditions for a new school mascot are held, Penny chooses a character for her new game, and Kate attempts the world’s most difficult trick shot.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818151110 +0000" stop="20260818153318 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1127 - S11E29</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels “LOL”, the Pranklers return, Fuzzoli and Smiles try to crack the case of the food fight, Benny posts another unboxing video, and a mermaid and a merman host a haul video to reveal all the cool stuff they found from the surface.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818153318 +0000" stop="20260818155602 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1128 - S11E30</title>
    <desc>Tammy TMI runs for student body president, birthday expert Denzel teaches people how to throw a proper surprise party, Stay Off Your Phone returns with some special “Strange” guests, and Reece explains why her joke is funny. Performance by: HRVY</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818155602 +0000" stop="20260818161845 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1129 - S11E31</title>
    <desc>Special guest Frankie Grande stops by Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, T@$Hle!gh goes to the school pep rally, All That presents a new way to cool lasagna with the Lasagna Cooler, and Aria finds a new “thing”. Guest Star Frankie Grande Performance by Monsta X</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818161845 +0000" stop="20260818164129 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1132 - S11E32</title>
    <desc>Nathan cancels virtual reality, Klumsy Kevin returns at the Dullmont dog show, Monsters Only, the only app exclusively for monsters, and the Island Boys return. Musical Performance: Johnny Orlando</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818164129 +0000" stop="20260818170409 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1133 - S11E33</title>
    <desc>T@$#LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee, Nathan cancels soup, camp gets weird when the kids from Stranger Things show up, and our favorite babies go to their first birthday party. Musical Performance: Ceraadi</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818170409 +0000" stop="20260818172652 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1134 - S11E34</title>
    <desc>A holiday edition of ″Hit With Spanish; Nathan cancels candy canes; Denzel shows up at a department store to spread unwelcome holiday cheer advice; Pentatonix performs</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818172652 +0000" stop="20260818175004 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phil Moore / TLC - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Cool shoes | Baggin' Saggin' Barry; Luck E Cheese; Dueling Urkels; Annie Runner, Part 1; Some for the rest of the class; GLORP; Annie Runner, Part 2; Earboy; Annie Runner, Part 3; Mavis and Clavis; Leap Froggy Frog | Musical Guest: TLC performs "Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip" and "What About Your Friends"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818175004 +0000" stop="20260818181236 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Da Brat - S01E02</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Kenan's nervous | Cooking with Randy and Mandy; Earboy; Dr. K; Vital Information; Good Burger; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Da Brat performs "Fa All Y'all</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181236 +0000" stop="20260818183509 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>TLC - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Ishboo's New Family; Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg; Lemonade Scammer; The Adventures of Superdude; TLC.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818183509 +0000" stop="20260818185711 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Immature - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, The Scary Story | Teenage secret agent Jimmy Bond must defeat Coldfinger; Good Burger; Vital Information; Hairdresser; More Vital Information | Musical Guest: Immature performs "Constantly"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818185711 +0000" stop="20260818191923 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Craig Mack - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Cold Open: Green Room, Katrina's TV | Randy and Mandy, A guy heads to the wrong house; Show &amp; Tell; Alisa can't stop sneezing; Vital Information | Musical Guest: Craig Mack performs "Flava in Ya Ear"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818191923 +0000" stop="20260818194140 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Malcolm-Jamal Warner / Brandy - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Green Room-The Liver Sketch: The cast members use fake excuses to escape doing a liver sketch. /

Ishboo joins Ms Fingerly's class and gives her a lesson that she will never forget. /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Earboy runs for student body president. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

The Laf-a-teria: A student keeps the kids from eating their lunch because every time he tells a joke they spill milk from their noses. /

Everyday French with Pierre Escargot /

Intro: Pierre Escargot introduces the musical guest in French. /

Musical Guest: Brandy - "Baby"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818194140 +0000" stop="20260818200412 +0000" channel="C422.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Aaliyah - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Green Room-Josh's Dad: Josh's dad comes to the show to support his son-but all of his support just ends up embarrassing Josh. /

Mavis &amp; Clavis are hired at a sandwich deli, where they introduce their "Rama Lamba from Alabama" /

Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg /

Coach Kreeton in "Oh Lordie, It's Gordie": A student's imaginary friend, Gordie does more than irritate Coach Kreeton (Kel). /

A fan of Alisa's interrupts the sketch. Then, a fan of Kenan's (really Kel, but this is not revealed) chases him in every sketch following...including the credits. /

Crayopala Boardroom: Employees try to find a name for the latest green color. /

Intro: Kel, Katrina, and Lori Beth announce that Aaliyah isn't ready and they will be performing instead. Josh comes onstage and scolds the trio for telling her the show was cancelled and "killer snakes were on the loose". He then introduces Aaliyah. /

 Musical Guest: Aaliyah- "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number"</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816191830 +0000" stop="20260816205413 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S02E11</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron and his buddy Bobby have a falling out when they repo a car for a pistol-packing hothead. Then, Vegas Tow Truck driver Jonet gets too close for comfort with an underdressed gentleman. And, Process Server Byran invokes the rage of an insecure beautician</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816205413 +0000" stop="20260816211617 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S02E12</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron confronts a switch-wielding debtor who won't get off his truck. Then, Meter Maid Jackie gets locked in an unwinnable argument with a feuding couple. And, Process Server Byran fends off the unwelcome advances of a bedbug-infested bohemian.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816211617 +0000" stop="20260816220116 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S02E13</title>
    <desc>First, Repo Man Ron gets bench pressed when he attempts to recover a car from a gang of steroidal gym rats. Then, Process Server Byran finds himself trapped in the wrong part of town when he attempts to serve papers to a gang of angry squatters. And Luxury Repo Agent Mike hits the high seas to repossess a touring cruise ship</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816220116 +0000" stop="20260816231916 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 14 - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816231916 +0000" stop="20260816234041 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234041 +0000" stop="20260817000135 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S03E02</title>
    <desc>Bobby gets headbutted by a wild woman, process server Byran tries to get some work done in a massage parlor, and luxury repo agent Mike tries to take a top of the line Ferrari from an entitled young hepcat.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817000135 +0000" stop="20260817002323 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron has to fish Bobby out of a lake after a gang of debtors gets out of control, process server Byran tries to deliver some paternity papers to a comedian with a bad sense of humor, and wrestling security chief Zach has to protect one of his stars from a maniac fan.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817002323 +0000" stop="20260817004514 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron needs immediate medical attention when an unruly debtor comes at him with a blade, process server Byran confronts a depressing image of the future of America at a fraternity house, and private investigator Richard is caught in the middle of the worst domestic spat of all time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817004514 +0000" stop="20260817010656 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron serves up some cold revenge on a debtor who just wrecked his office, meter maid Jackie confronts an old, but not sweet, lady and process server Byran gets trouble delivered when he and his new assistant try to serve papers to a pizza chef.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817010656 +0000" stop="20260817012755 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 6 - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby run for their lives when a debtor pulls out an automatic weapon, wrestling security chief Zach tries to stop a 'misogynistic drunkard' from ruining the match, and process server Byran goes undercover to confront scammer.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012755 +0000" stop="20260817014943 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014943 +0000" stop="20260817021018 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817021018 +0000" stop="20260817023203 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817023203 +0000" stop="20260817025350 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817025350 +0000" stop="20260817031511 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817031511 +0000" stop="20260817033701 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817035851 +0000" stop="20260817042030 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042030 +0000" stop="20260817044225 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817044225 +0000" stop="20260817050433 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817050433 +0000" stop="20260817052621 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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  <programme start="20260817052621 +0000" stop="20260817061829 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 6 - S01E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260817065730 +0000" stop="20260817071910 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 7 - S02E07</title>
    <desc>First, Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat. Then, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring. And, Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, who will snap first?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817071910 +0000" stop="20260817074053 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
    <desc>First, for Repo Man Ron, a tractor recovery reaps a crop of angry farm boys. Then, Process Server Byran interrupts a date to serve a man divorce papers. And, Vegas Tow Truck Driver Jonet goes double or nothing with a gambler trying to save his car.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817074053 +0000" stop="20260817080126 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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    <desc>Repo Men Ron and Bobby are in an uncomfortable spot when they have to repossess a car from the cousins of Ron's wife Amy. Then, Ron and Bobby head to New York City for the most dangerous repo yet - with Amy at the office fending-off irate debtors, will the whole situation go down in flames?</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 9 - S02E09</title>
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    <title>Episode 10 - S02E10</title>
    <desc>Ron feels the heat from an angry debtor; Byron goes toe to toe with an angry sandwich maker; Mike gets in over his head with a limousine sting.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron gets pushed to the limit by a gang of unruly bikers, meter maid Jackie wrangles with an inebriated beachgoer, and process server Byran is unwillingly forced into a street fight.</desc>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 1 - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Episode 4 - S03E04</title>
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    <title>Episode 5 - S03E05</title>
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  </programme>
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    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get ambushed by angry debtors during a repo, wrestling security chief Zach nabs a furious shoplifter red-handed, and process server Byran gets dried out by an irate customer at a beauty salon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818155831 +0000" stop="20260818161906 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 8 - S03E08</title>
    <desc>First, repo man Ron squares off against a hot-headed debtor who's dead-set on burning down the office. Then, process server Byran serves papers to an entitled supermodel and code enforcer Shawn comes face-to-face with the owners of the world's worst yard.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818161906 +0000" stop="20260818164051 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 9 - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron can run, but he can't hide from a debtor who's both a minor league baseball players and an axe-wielding maniac, process server Byran is on unfriendly ground when he tries to serve papers in a rough part of town, and meter maid Jackie shuts down an illegal carwash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164051 +0000" stop="20260818170238 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 10 - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces double-trouble when he tries to repossess a very large vehicle from a very large man, process server Byran heads out to the country to serve papers to a farmer with a terrible secret, and code enforcer Shawn gets uncomfortably close to a family of nudists.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170238 +0000" stop="20260818172359 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 11 - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to get a car away from a rock-wielding woman, Byran reunites with his old assistant to serve papers to a unscrupulous financier, and meter maid Jackie tries to write up a ticket for Venice Beach's strangest inhabitant.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172359 +0000" stop="20260818174549 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 12 - S03E12</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron tries to repossess a car from a hyperactive scooter enthusiast, process server Byran serves papers to a motivational speaker, and wrestling security chief Zach puts himself in imminent danger to retrieve a drunken fan who has wandered into the ring.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174549 +0000" stop="20260818180739 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 13 - S03E13</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron executes an ingenious sting operation to reclaim a vehicle at a carwash. Process server Byran gets shanghaied by an unscrupulous real estate agent. And, code enforcer Shawn tries to shut down the world's worst restaurant</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180739 +0000" stop="20260818182918 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron dodges bullets to get a tireless clunker away from a family of ruthless rednecks, process server Byran is in the middle of a bitter lovers' dispute when a bad break-up leaves a dog in tenuous shared custody, and bail bondsman Harold tracks a petite bail-jumper in the most unlikely of hiding places.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182918 +0000" stop="20260818185113 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S04E02</title>
    <desc>Repo man Ron faces a swift comeuppance after he repos a van from a family mid-move, and they retaliate by moving into the Lizard Lick office, process server Byran has an unpleasant run-in with a butcher and his medium-rare temper, and code enforcer Shawn wrangles with an overgrown hippie and his unlicensed chicken.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185113 +0000" stop="20260818191321 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 3 - S04E03</title>
    <desc>Repo men Ron and Bobby get a workout from a 'roid raging bouncer, process server Byran serves papers to a deadbeat dog walker, and bail bondsman Harold is on the hunt for a wannabe celebrity, but finds out he's definitely not on the guest list.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191321 +0000" stop="20260818193509 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 1 - S01E01</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818193509 +0000" stop="20260818202717 +0000" channel="C423.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Episode 2 - S01E02</title>
    <desc/>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195829 +0000" stop="20260816200333 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816200333 +0000" stop="20260816200838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816200838 +0000" stop="20260816201343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201343 +0000" stop="20260816201851 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201851 +0000" stop="20260816202357 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202357 +0000" stop="20260816202901 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816202901 +0000" stop="20260816203406 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203406 +0000" stop="20260816203911 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203911 +0000" stop="20260816204415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816204415 +0000" stop="20260816204920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816204920 +0000" stop="20260816205427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205427 +0000" stop="20260816205935 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205935 +0000" stop="20260816210443 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210443 +0000" stop="20260816210953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816210953 +0000" stop="20260816211458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211458 +0000" stop="20260816212003 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212003 +0000" stop="20260816212508 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212508 +0000" stop="20260816213016 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816213016 +0000" stop="20260816213521 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816213521 +0000" stop="20260816214029 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214029 +0000" stop="20260816214534 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214534 +0000" stop="20260816215042 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215042 +0000" stop="20260816215547 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816215547 +0000" stop="20260816220052 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220052 +0000" stop="20260816220557 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220557 +0000" stop="20260816221105 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221105 +0000" stop="20260816221608 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816221608 +0000" stop="20260816222112 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222112 +0000" stop="20260816222620 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222620 +0000" stop="20260816223128 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223128 +0000" stop="20260816223636 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816223636 +0000" stop="20260816224141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224141 +0000" stop="20260816224646 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224646 +0000" stop="20260816225152 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816225152 +0000" stop="20260816225657 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816225657 +0000" stop="20260816230202 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230202 +0000" stop="20260816230706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230706 +0000" stop="20260816231211 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816231211 +0000" stop="20260816231716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816231716 +0000" stop="20260816232215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816232215 +0000" stop="20260816232720 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816232720 +0000" stop="20260816233225 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233225 +0000" stop="20260816233730 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233730 +0000" stop="20260816234234 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234234 +0000" stop="20260816234452 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234452 +0000" stop="20260816234735 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234735 +0000" stop="20260816235004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235004 +0000" stop="20260816235233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235233 +0000" stop="20260816235504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235504 +0000" stop="20260816235730 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235730 +0000" stop="20260816235958 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235958 +0000" stop="20260817000233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000233 +0000" stop="20260817000500 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000500 +0000" stop="20260817000738 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817000738 +0000" stop="20260817001041 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001041 +0000" stop="20260817001236 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001236 +0000" stop="20260817001438 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001438 +0000" stop="20260817001713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001713 +0000" stop="20260817001919 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001919 +0000" stop="20260817002128 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817002128 +0000" stop="20260817002335 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817002335 +0000" stop="20260817002550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817002550 +0000" stop="20260817002802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817002802 +0000" stop="20260817003038 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003038 +0000" stop="20260817003245 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003245 +0000" stop="20260817003507 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003507 +0000" stop="20260817003735 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003735 +0000" stop="20260817004016 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004016 +0000" stop="20260817004228 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004228 +0000" stop="20260817004503 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004503 +0000" stop="20260817005004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005004 +0000" stop="20260817005504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817005504 +0000" stop="20260817010004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010004 +0000" stop="20260817010504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010504 +0000" stop="20260817011004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817011004 +0000" stop="20260817011504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817011504 +0000" stop="20260817012004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012004 +0000" stop="20260817012504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012504 +0000" stop="20260817013004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817013004 +0000" stop="20260817013504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817013504 +0000" stop="20260817014004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014004 +0000" stop="20260817014504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014504 +0000" stop="20260817015004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015004 +0000" stop="20260817015504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817015504 +0000" stop="20260817020005 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020005 +0000" stop="20260817020305 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020305 +0000" stop="20260817020610 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020610 +0000" stop="20260817020915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817020915 +0000" stop="20260817021221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021221 +0000" stop="20260817021526 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021526 +0000" stop="20260817021831 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817021831 +0000" stop="20260817022136 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022136 +0000" stop="20260817022441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022441 +0000" stop="20260817022746 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817022746 +0000" stop="20260817023052 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817023052 +0000" stop="20260817023357 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817023357 +0000" stop="20260817023702 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817023702 +0000" stop="20260817024007 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024007 +0000" stop="20260817024312 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817024312 +0000" stop="20260817024617 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024617 +0000" stop="20260817024923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817024923 +0000" stop="20260817025228 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025228 +0000" stop="20260817025533 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025533 +0000" stop="20260817025837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025837 +0000" stop="20260817030142 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030142 +0000" stop="20260817030448 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817030448 +0000" stop="20260817030753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817030753 +0000" stop="20260817031058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031058 +0000" stop="20260817031403 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817031403 +0000" stop="20260817031708 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031708 +0000" stop="20260817032013 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032013 +0000" stop="20260817032519 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032519 +0000" stop="20260817033025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817033025 +0000" stop="20260817033531 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817033531 +0000" stop="20260817034036 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034036 +0000" stop="20260817034542 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817034542 +0000" stop="20260817035047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035047 +0000" stop="20260817035552 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035552 +0000" stop="20260817040058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817040058 +0000" stop="20260817040603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817040603 +0000" stop="20260817041108 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041108 +0000" stop="20260817041613 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041613 +0000" stop="20260817042119 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042119 +0000" stop="20260817042624 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042624 +0000" stop="20260817043128 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043128 +0000" stop="20260817043635 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817043635 +0000" stop="20260817044139 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817044139 +0000" stop="20260817044644 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817044644 +0000" stop="20260817045149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045149 +0000" stop="20260817045654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817045654 +0000" stop="20260817050159 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050159 +0000" stop="20260817050704 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050704 +0000" stop="20260817051209 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051209 +0000" stop="20260817051714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817051714 +0000" stop="20260817052219 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052219 +0000" stop="20260817052727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052727 +0000" stop="20260817053232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053232 +0000" stop="20260817053737 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817053737 +0000" stop="20260817054242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054242 +0000" stop="20260817054747 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054747 +0000" stop="20260817055251 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055251 +0000" stop="20260817055755 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055755 +0000" stop="20260817060303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060303 +0000" stop="20260817060811 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817060811 +0000" stop="20260817061319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817061319 +0000" stop="20260817061829 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817061829 +0000" stop="20260817062333 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062333 +0000" stop="20260817062838 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817062838 +0000" stop="20260817063343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063343 +0000" stop="20260817063851 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063851 +0000" stop="20260817064356 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064356 +0000" stop="20260817064904 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064904 +0000" stop="20260817065409 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065409 +0000" stop="20260817065917 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817065917 +0000" stop="20260817070422 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817070422 +0000" stop="20260817070927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817070927 +0000" stop="20260817071432 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071432 +0000" stop="20260817071940 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817071940 +0000" stop="20260817072444 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072444 +0000" stop="20260817072948 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817072948 +0000" stop="20260817073456 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817073456 +0000" stop="20260817074004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074004 +0000" stop="20260817074512 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817074512 +0000" stop="20260817075017 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075017 +0000" stop="20260817075522 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817075522 +0000" stop="20260817080027 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080027 +0000" stop="20260817080532 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817080532 +0000" stop="20260817081037 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081037 +0000" stop="20260817081542 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817081542 +0000" stop="20260817082046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082046 +0000" stop="20260817082551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082551 +0000" stop="20260817083051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083051 +0000" stop="20260817083556 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083556 +0000" stop="20260817084100 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817084100 +0000" stop="20260817084605 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817084605 +0000" stop="20260817085110 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085110 +0000" stop="20260817085328 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085328 +0000" stop="20260817085611 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085611 +0000" stop="20260817085839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817085839 +0000" stop="20260817090109 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090109 +0000" stop="20260817090340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090340 +0000" stop="20260817090606 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090606 +0000" stop="20260817090834 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817090834 +0000" stop="20260817091108 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091108 +0000" stop="20260817091336 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091336 +0000" stop="20260817091614 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091614 +0000" stop="20260817091916 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091916 +0000" stop="20260817092111 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092111 +0000" stop="20260817092313 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092313 +0000" stop="20260817092548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092548 +0000" stop="20260817092754 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817092754 +0000" stop="20260817093004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093004 +0000" stop="20260817093211 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093211 +0000" stop="20260817093426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093426 +0000" stop="20260817093637 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093637 +0000" stop="20260817093914 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093914 +0000" stop="20260817094120 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094120 +0000" stop="20260817094343 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094343 +0000" stop="20260817094611 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094611 +0000" stop="20260817094852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817094852 +0000" stop="20260817095104 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095104 +0000" stop="20260817095339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095339 +0000" stop="20260817095839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095839 +0000" stop="20260817100339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100339 +0000" stop="20260817100839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100839 +0000" stop="20260817101339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101339 +0000" stop="20260817101839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817101839 +0000" stop="20260817102339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817102339 +0000" stop="20260817102839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817102839 +0000" stop="20260817103340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103340 +0000" stop="20260817103840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103840 +0000" stop="20260817104340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104340 +0000" stop="20260817104840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817104840 +0000" stop="20260817105340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105340 +0000" stop="20260817105840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105840 +0000" stop="20260817110340 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817110340 +0000" stop="20260817110840 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817110840 +0000" stop="20260817111141 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111141 +0000" stop="20260817111446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111446 +0000" stop="20260817111751 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111751 +0000" stop="20260817112056 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112056 +0000" stop="20260817112401 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112401 +0000" stop="20260817112706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112706 +0000" stop="20260817113011 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113011 +0000" stop="20260817113317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113317 +0000" stop="20260817113622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113622 +0000" stop="20260817113927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817113927 +0000" stop="20260817114232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114232 +0000" stop="20260817114537 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114537 +0000" stop="20260817114843 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114843 +0000" stop="20260817115148 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115148 +0000" stop="20260817115453 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115453 +0000" stop="20260817115758 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115758 +0000" stop="20260817120103 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120103 +0000" stop="20260817120408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120408 +0000" stop="20260817120713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817120713 +0000" stop="20260817121018 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121018 +0000" stop="20260817121323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121323 +0000" stop="20260817121628 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121628 +0000" stop="20260817121933 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121933 +0000" stop="20260817122239 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122239 +0000" stop="20260817122544 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122544 +0000" stop="20260817122849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817122849 +0000" stop="20260817123355 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123355 +0000" stop="20260817123900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123900 +0000" stop="20260817124406 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124406 +0000" stop="20260817124912 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817124912 +0000" stop="20260817125417 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125417 +0000" stop="20260817125923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125923 +0000" stop="20260817130428 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130428 +0000" stop="20260817130933 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817130933 +0000" stop="20260817131439 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131439 +0000" stop="20260817131943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131943 +0000" stop="20260817132449 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817132449 +0000" stop="20260817132955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817132955 +0000" stop="20260817133459 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133459 +0000" stop="20260817134004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134004 +0000" stop="20260817134510 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134510 +0000" stop="20260817135015 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135015 +0000" stop="20260817135520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135520 +0000" stop="20260817140025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817140025 +0000" stop="20260817140530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817140530 +0000" stop="20260817141035 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141035 +0000" stop="20260817141540 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141540 +0000" stop="20260817142044 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142044 +0000" stop="20260817142549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142549 +0000" stop="20260817143054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143054 +0000" stop="20260817143603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143603 +0000" stop="20260817144108 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144108 +0000" stop="20260817144612 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817144612 +0000" stop="20260817145117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817145117 +0000" stop="20260817145622 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817145622 +0000" stop="20260817150126 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150126 +0000" stop="20260817150631 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817150631 +0000" stop="20260817151138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151138 +0000" stop="20260817151646 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151646 +0000" stop="20260817152154 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152154 +0000" stop="20260817152704 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152704 +0000" stop="20260817153209 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153209 +0000" stop="20260817153714 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817153714 +0000" stop="20260817154219 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154219 +0000" stop="20260817154727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154727 +0000" stop="20260817155232 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817155232 +0000" stop="20260817155740 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817155740 +0000" stop="20260817160245 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160245 +0000" stop="20260817160753 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160753 +0000" stop="20260817161258 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817161258 +0000" stop="20260817161803 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817161803 +0000" stop="20260817162308 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162308 +0000" stop="20260817162816 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162816 +0000" stop="20260817163319 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163319 +0000" stop="20260817163823 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817163823 +0000" stop="20260817164331 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164331 +0000" stop="20260817164839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817164839 +0000" stop="20260817165347 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165347 +0000" stop="20260817165852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165852 +0000" stop="20260817170358 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817170358 +0000" stop="20260817170903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817170903 +0000" stop="20260817171408 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171408 +0000" stop="20260817171913 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171913 +0000" stop="20260817172418 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172418 +0000" stop="20260817172922 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817172922 +0000" stop="20260817173427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173427 +0000" stop="20260817173926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173926 +0000" stop="20260817174431 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174431 +0000" stop="20260817174936 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817174936 +0000" stop="20260817175441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175441 +0000" stop="20260817175945 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175945 +0000" stop="20260817180204 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180204 +0000" stop="20260817180446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180446 +0000" stop="20260817180715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180715 +0000" stop="20260817180945 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817180945 +0000" stop="20260817181215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181215 +0000" stop="20260817181441 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181441 +0000" stop="20260817181709 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181709 +0000" stop="20260817181944 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817181944 +0000" stop="20260817182212 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182212 +0000" stop="20260817182449 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182449 +0000" stop="20260817182752 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182752 +0000" stop="20260817182947 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182947 +0000" stop="20260817183149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183149 +0000" stop="20260817183424 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183424 +0000" stop="20260817183630 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183630 +0000" stop="20260817183839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817183839 +0000" stop="20260817184046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184046 +0000" stop="20260817184302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184302 +0000" stop="20260817184513 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184513 +0000" stop="20260817184749 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184749 +0000" stop="20260817184956 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184956 +0000" stop="20260817185218 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185218 +0000" stop="20260817185446 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185446 +0000" stop="20260817185727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185727 +0000" stop="20260817185939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817185939 +0000" stop="20260817190214 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190214 +0000" stop="20260817190715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190715 +0000" stop="20260817191215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817191215 +0000" stop="20260817191715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817191715 +0000" stop="20260817192215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192215 +0000" stop="20260817192715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192715 +0000" stop="20260817193215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817193215 +0000" stop="20260817193715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817193715 +0000" stop="20260817194215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194215 +0000" stop="20260817194715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817194715 +0000" stop="20260817195215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817195215 +0000" stop="20260817195715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195715 +0000" stop="20260817200215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817200215 +0000" stop="20260817200715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817200715 +0000" stop="20260817201216 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817201216 +0000" stop="20260817201716 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817201716 +0000" stop="20260817202016 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202016 +0000" stop="20260817202321 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202321 +0000" stop="20260817202626 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202626 +0000" stop="20260817202932 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817202932 +0000" stop="20260817203237 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817203237 +0000" stop="20260817203542 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817203542 +0000" stop="20260817203847 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817203847 +0000" stop="20260817204152 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204152 +0000" stop="20260817204457 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204457 +0000" stop="20260817204803 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817204803 +0000" stop="20260817205108 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205108 +0000" stop="20260817205413 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205413 +0000" stop="20260817205718 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205718 +0000" stop="20260817210023 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210023 +0000" stop="20260817210329 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210329 +0000" stop="20260817210634 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210634 +0000" stop="20260817210939 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817210939 +0000" stop="20260817211244 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817211244 +0000" stop="20260817211548 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817211548 +0000" stop="20260817211853 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817211853 +0000" stop="20260817212159 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212159 +0000" stop="20260817212504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212504 +0000" stop="20260817212809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817212809 +0000" stop="20260817213114 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213114 +0000" stop="20260817213419 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213419 +0000" stop="20260817213724 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213724 +0000" stop="20260817214230 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817214230 +0000" stop="20260817214736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817214736 +0000" stop="20260817215242 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215242 +0000" stop="20260817215747 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817215747 +0000" stop="20260817220253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817220253 +0000" stop="20260817220758 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817220758 +0000" stop="20260817221303 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221303 +0000" stop="20260817221809 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817221809 +0000" stop="20260817222314 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222314 +0000" stop="20260817222819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817222819 +0000" stop="20260817223325 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817223325 +0000" stop="20260817223830 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817223830 +0000" stop="20260817224335 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224335 +0000" stop="20260817224839 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224839 +0000" stop="20260817225346 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225346 +0000" stop="20260817225850 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817225850 +0000" stop="20260817230355 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230355 +0000" stop="20260817230900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230900 +0000" stop="20260817231405 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231405 +0000" stop="20260817231910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231910 +0000" stop="20260817232415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232415 +0000" stop="20260817232920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232920 +0000" stop="20260817233425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233425 +0000" stop="20260817233930 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233930 +0000" stop="20260817234438 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234438 +0000" stop="20260817234943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817234943 +0000" stop="20260817235448 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235448 +0000" stop="20260817235953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817235953 +0000" stop="20260818000458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818000458 +0000" stop="20260818001002 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818001002 +0000" stop="20260818001506 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818001506 +0000" stop="20260818002014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002014 +0000" stop="20260818002522 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002522 +0000" stop="20260818003030 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003030 +0000" stop="20260818003540 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003540 +0000" stop="20260818004044 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004044 +0000" stop="20260818004549 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004549 +0000" stop="20260818005054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818005054 +0000" stop="20260818005602 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818005602 +0000" stop="20260818010107 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818010107 +0000" stop="20260818010615 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818010615 +0000" stop="20260818011120 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011120 +0000" stop="20260818011628 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818011628 +0000" stop="20260818012133 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818012133 +0000" stop="20260818012638 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818012638 +0000" stop="20260818013143 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013143 +0000" stop="20260818013651 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013651 +0000" stop="20260818014155 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818014155 +0000" stop="20260818014659 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818014659 +0000" stop="20260818015207 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015207 +0000" stop="20260818015715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015715 +0000" stop="20260818020223 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020223 +0000" stop="20260818020728 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818020728 +0000" stop="20260818021233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021233 +0000" stop="20260818021738 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021738 +0000" stop="20260818022243 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022243 +0000" stop="20260818022748 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818022748 +0000" stop="20260818023253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023253 +0000" stop="20260818023757 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023757 +0000" stop="20260818024302 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024302 +0000" stop="20260818024802 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024802 +0000" stop="20260818025307 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818025307 +0000" stop="20260818025811 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818025811 +0000" stop="20260818030316 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030316 +0000" stop="20260818030821 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030821 +0000" stop="20260818031039 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031039 +0000" stop="20260818031322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031322 +0000" stop="20260818031550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031550 +0000" stop="20260818031820 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818031820 +0000" stop="20260818032051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032051 +0000" stop="20260818032317 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032317 +0000" stop="20260818032545 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032545 +0000" stop="20260818032819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032819 +0000" stop="20260818033047 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033047 +0000" stop="20260818033325 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033325 +0000" stop="20260818033627 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033627 +0000" stop="20260818033822 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818033822 +0000" stop="20260818034024 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034024 +0000" stop="20260818034259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034259 +0000" stop="20260818034505 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034505 +0000" stop="20260818034715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034715 +0000" stop="20260818034922 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818034922 +0000" stop="20260818035137 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035137 +0000" stop="20260818035348 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035348 +0000" stop="20260818035625 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035625 +0000" stop="20260818035831 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035831 +0000" stop="20260818040054 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040054 +0000" stop="20260818040322 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040322 +0000" stop="20260818040603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040603 +0000" stop="20260818040815 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818040815 +0000" stop="20260818041050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041050 +0000" stop="20260818041550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041550 +0000" stop="20260818042050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818042050 +0000" stop="20260818042550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818042550 +0000" stop="20260818043050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043050 +0000" stop="20260818043550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818043550 +0000" stop="20260818044050 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044050 +0000" stop="20260818044551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818044551 +0000" stop="20260818045051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818045051 +0000" stop="20260818045551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818045551 +0000" stop="20260818050051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050051 +0000" stop="20260818050551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818050551 +0000" stop="20260818051051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051051 +0000" stop="20260818051551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051551 +0000" stop="20260818052051 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052051 +0000" stop="20260818052551 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052551 +0000" stop="20260818052852 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818052852 +0000" stop="20260818053157 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053157 +0000" stop="20260818053502 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053502 +0000" stop="20260818053807 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818053807 +0000" stop="20260818054112 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818054112 +0000" stop="20260818054417 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818054417 +0000" stop="20260818054722 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818054722 +0000" stop="20260818055028 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055028 +0000" stop="20260818055333 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
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    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818055943 +0000" stop="20260818060248 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
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    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060859 +0000" stop="20260818061204 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818061204 +0000" stop="20260818061509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818061509 +0000" stop="20260818061814 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818061814 +0000" stop="20260818062119 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
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    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818062424 +0000" stop="20260818062729 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818062729 +0000" stop="20260818063034 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063034 +0000" stop="20260818063339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063339 +0000" stop="20260818063644 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063644 +0000" stop="20260818063950 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063950 +0000" stop="20260818064255 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064255 +0000" stop="20260818064600 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818064600 +0000" stop="20260818065106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818065106 +0000" stop="20260818065611 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818065611 +0000" stop="20260818070117 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818070117 +0000" stop="20260818070623 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818070623 +0000" stop="20260818071128 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818071128 +0000" stop="20260818071634 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818071634 +0000" stop="20260818072139 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818072139 +0000" stop="20260818072644 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818072644 +0000" stop="20260818073150 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818073150 +0000" stop="20260818073654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818073654 +0000" stop="20260818074200 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074200 +0000" stop="20260818074706 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074706 +0000" stop="20260818075210 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818075210 +0000" stop="20260818075715 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818075715 +0000" stop="20260818080221 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818080221 +0000" stop="20260818080726 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818080726 +0000" stop="20260818081231 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818081231 +0000" stop="20260818081736 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818081736 +0000" stop="20260818082241 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082241 +0000" stop="20260818082746 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818082746 +0000" stop="20260818083251 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818083251 +0000" stop="20260818083755 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818083755 +0000" stop="20260818084300 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818084300 +0000" stop="20260818084805 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818084805 +0000" stop="20260818085314 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085314 +0000" stop="20260818085819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085819 +0000" stop="20260818090323 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090323 +0000" stop="20260818090828 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818090828 +0000" stop="20260818091333 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818091333 +0000" stop="20260818091837 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818091837 +0000" stop="20260818092342 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092342 +0000" stop="20260818092849 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818092849 +0000" stop="20260818093357 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818093357 +0000" stop="20260818093905 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818093905 +0000" stop="20260818094415 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818094415 +0000" stop="20260818094920 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818094920 +0000" stop="20260818095425 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095425 +0000" stop="20260818095930 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818095930 +0000" stop="20260818100438 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818100438 +0000" stop="20260818100943 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818100943 +0000" stop="20260818101451 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818101451 +0000" stop="20260818101956 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818101956 +0000" stop="20260818102504 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818102504 +0000" stop="20260818103009 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818103009 +0000" stop="20260818103514 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818103514 +0000" stop="20260818104019 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104019 +0000" stop="20260818104527 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818104527 +0000" stop="20260818105030 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818105030 +0000" stop="20260818105534 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818105534 +0000" stop="20260818110042 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ants - S03E24</title>
    <desc>A, N and T sit down for a nice picnic, but soon everyone is getting tickled, the food starts disappearing and N gets the blame. 

This episode has fun with consonant clusters and the words ant, ants, pants, pans, taps, snap and picnic.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110042 +0000" stop="20260818110550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ink - S03E25</title>
    <desc>When I finds some invisible ink, she plays all kinds of incredible tricks on the other Alphablocks, but soon wishes she hadn't!

This episode has fun with the '-nk-' consonant cluster and the words ink, sink, stink, think, pink, shrink, drink and big.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818110550 +0000" stop="20260818111058 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Crash! - S03E26</title>
    <desc>T's tip-top trick is a tremendously tall tower of teacups - as long as he can avoid any assistance from accident-prone A.

This episode has fun with the sound words bam, bang, bash, crash, smash, splash, splat and the words pat and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818111058 +0000" stop="20260818111603 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Four - S04E01</title>
    <desc>When N tries to ban D from the band, the others get the fab four back together to prove that you can do much more with four!

This episode introduces end blends like '-st' and '-nd' and the words band, bus, bust, win, wind, tent, ram, ramp, mist, lost, gulp and help.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818111603 +0000" stop="20260818112109 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clap - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks clap their hands, slap their thighs, flap their wings and pretend to fly in a clapping, flapping, skipping, flipping song!

This episode introduces starting blends like 'sp-' and 'fl-' and the words top, stop, pot, spot, lap, clap, slap, flap, skip, slip, flip, ram and tram.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818112109 +0000" stop="20260818112614 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Prank - S04E03</title>
    <desc>When A discovers a magic red nose, she gets up to all sorts of cheeky five-letter mischief.

This episode combines starting and end blends for five-letter words and introduces the words prank, stink, trunk, stomp, stamp, plank and stunt.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818112614 +0000" stop="20260818113119 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Plusman - S04E04</title>
    <desc>Plusman to the rescue! A new superhero arrives in Alphaland to save the day by joining words together.

This episode introduces compound words, and the words star, fish, starfish, sheepdog, box and lunchbox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113119 +0000" stop="20260818113624 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphabet - S04E05</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks make the alphabet, anything can happen - as PH, WH and a rollerskating elephant find out!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-wh-' and '-ph-' and the words alphabet, bag, elephant, wheels, dolphin, whoosh and which.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113624 +0000" stop="20260818114129 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Name - S04E06</title>
    <desc>When A gets hiccups, she can't say her own name - but Magic E and friends sing a song to help her remember.

This episode introduces the long A sound, the digraphs '-ay-', '-ai-' and '-ae-' and the words day, play, way, tail, trail, sail, game, cake, snake and name.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818114129 +0000" stop="20260818114633 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sleep - S04E07</title>
    <desc>At the end of a very busy day, E just wants to sing himself to sleep - but Little Bo Peep and friends have other plans.

This episode introduces the long E sound, the digraphs '-ee-', '-ea-' and '-e-e-' and the words sleep, sheep, peep, team, steam, dream, athlete and compete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818114633 +0000" stop="20260818115138 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mine - S04E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I is having a dance party - by herself! Can her friends help her see the light on disco night?

This episode introduces the long I sound, the trigraph '-igh-', the digraphs '-ie-' and '-i-e-' and the words bright, light, night, pie, tie, like, shine and fine.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115138 +0000" stop="20260818115637 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Home - S04E09</title>
    <desc>O has the most extraordinary day ever, with a goat on a boat, a mole in a hole and a magic golden discovery.

This episode introduces the long O sound, the digraphs '-oa-', '-oe-' and '-o-e-' and the words goat, boat, float, doe, hoe, toe, hole, hope, rope, mole and home.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818115637 +0000" stop="20260818120142 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Blue - S04E10</title>
    <desc>U is upside-down, next to an upside-down tree, and the whole of Alphaland is blue. How did that happen? 

This episode introduces the long U sounds, the digraphs '-ew-', '-ue-' and '-u-e-' and the words new, grew, blew, flew, true, blue, glue, rescue, tune, lute, flute, prune and mule.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818120142 +0000" stop="20260818120647 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Outlaw - S04E11</title>
    <desc>When Alphablock I starts making up new laws, AU are soon on the run, with AW in hot pursuit!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-au-' and '-ou-' and the words "law", "lawn", "paw", "draw", "Paul", "haunt" and "launch".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818120647 +0000" stop="20260818121152 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Birthday Girl - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks IR meet the birthday girl, throw an amazing party for her and make her special wish come true.

This episode introduces the digraph '-ir-' and the words "girl", "birthday", "stir", "squirt", "skirt", "twirl" and "bird".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121152 +0000" stop="20260818121656 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cowboy - S04E13</title>
    <desc>When a cowboy rides into Alphaland, it's time for OU and OY to round up some cows. Yee-hah!

This episode introduces the digraphs '-oy-' and '-ou-' and the words "toy", "boy", "cow", "cowboy", "loud", "sound", "found" and "thousand".</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121656 +0000" stop="20260818121915 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock P - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Alphablock P pops in! Find out how to make the /p/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock P and the magic words pop, pig and pet.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121915 +0000" stop="20260818122157 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Q - S05E17</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Q is quiet without U! Find out how to make the /qu/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Q and the magic words quack, quick and quiz.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122157 +0000" stop="20260818122426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock R - S05E18</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R is ready to roar! Find out how to make the /r/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock R and the magic words run, red and rip.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122426 +0000" stop="20260818122656 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock S - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S sags, but soon sorts herself out and soars! Find out how to make the /s/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock S and the magic words sun, sit and sub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122656 +0000" stop="20260818122926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock T - S05E20</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T tuts when he runs out of tea! Find out how to make the /t/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock T and the magic words tap, ten and top.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818122926 +0000" stop="20260818123152 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock U - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U is unlucky! Find out how to make the short /u/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock U and the magic words up, mug and tub.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123152 +0000" stop="20260818123420 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock V - S05E22</title>
    <desc>Alphablock V likes to vroom very fast! Find out how to make the /v/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock V and the magic words van, vet and vat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123420 +0000" stop="20260818123655 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock W - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Alphablock W weeps wet, watery tears! Find out how to make the /w/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock W and the magic words wig, wet and web.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123655 +0000" stop="20260818123923 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock X - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Alphablock X has x-ray eyes! Find out how to make the /x/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock X and the magic words fix, box and mix.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818123923 +0000" stop="20260818124200 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Y - S05E25</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Y says yes, yippee and yay! Find out how to make the /y/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Y and the magic words yes, yak and yum.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124200 +0000" stop="20260818124503 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet Alphablock Z - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Z says zzzzz! Find out how to make the /z/ sound and have a ton of phonics fun with Alphablock Z and the magic words zip, zap and zigzag.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124503 +0000" stop="20260818124658 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Alphablocks Adventure - S05E01</title>
    <desc>In the Alphablocks’ play, can the townsfolk find somewhere for a giant to play football?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124658 +0000" stop="20260818124900 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pip - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Will Alphablock P ever get her adorable pet, Pip, to settle down for the night?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818124900 +0000" stop="20260818125135 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>C Versus K - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks C and K sound the same, but they discover that they make different words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125135 +0000" stop="20260818125341 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Castles - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks H and M have fun building sandcastles on the beach.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125341 +0000" stop="20260818125550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>R's Really Rare Rose - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock R’s really rare rose is wilting. Can Alphablock W save the day?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125550 +0000" stop="20260818125757 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>An Apple a Day - S05E06</title>
    <desc>In a play, Alphablock N takes Alphablock A to the hospital to help her get better</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818125757 +0000" stop="20260818130013 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ned - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E leads the search to find a home for his friend, Ned the frog</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130013 +0000" stop="20260818130224 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I recounts how the Alphablocks once hunted for treasure on Tall Tree Island</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130224 +0000" stop="20260818130500 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pot - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alphablock T has mislaid his teapot. Now, Alphablocks O and G need to find T.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130500 +0000" stop="20260818130707 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Fun Without U - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Alphablock U needs help to join an act that shows all the things vowels can do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130707 +0000" stop="20260818130929 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cub - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Alphablock L tells a story of how Alphablock U helps a fox cub find its mum in the forest.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130929 +0000" stop="20260818131157 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Around Alphaland in a Day - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Can Alphablocks A and B race all the way around Alphaland before sunset?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131157 +0000" stop="20260818131438 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Farm - S05E13</title>
    <desc>N needs animals for the Alphablocks’ farm. Can the singing vowels help him find them?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131438 +0000" stop="20260818131650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Names - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks have fun naming their hens and, finally, their helper, BEN the pen!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131650 +0000" stop="20260818131925 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Food - S05E15</title>
    <desc>In a most mysterious dream, Alphablock M discovers the different sounds that OO can make.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818131925 +0000" stop="20260818132426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party Party - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Alphablocks E and S help Alphablock Y make more than one of the things needed for a party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132426 +0000" stop="20260818132926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shop - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Can the singing owners of a magical pop-up shop impress Alphablock I with their wares?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818132926 +0000" stop="20260818133426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Think - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I accidentally creates a flood of ink. How can she clear it up?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133426 +0000" stop="20260818133926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wow - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alphablock Letter Team OW conjures up exciting costumes for a fancy-dress party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818133926 +0000" stop="20260818134426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snow - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Alphablock N is at a loose end. Letter Team OW helps him find exciting new things to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134426 +0000" stop="20260818134926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stop - S06E06</title>
    <desc>Alphablock S loses her letter and can’t make the ‘s’ sound any more. Can she get it back?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818134926 +0000" stop="20260818135426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bugs - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks help a little bug catch up with the rest of its family?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135426 +0000" stop="20260818135926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Stamp - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Can Alphaland’s Trusty Postal Service deliver an enormous elephant to its home?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135926 +0000" stop="20260818140426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star - S06E09</title>
    <desc>A star leads Alphablock S and her friends on a magical journey through the night sky.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140426 +0000" stop="20260818140926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snail - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Can the Alphablocks persuade a snail not to gobble up all the vegetables in their garden?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818140926 +0000" stop="20260818141426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Signs - S06E11</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read signs and find themselves playing Alphablock S’s super game.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141426 +0000" stop="20260818141926 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Maze - S06E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks find their way out of a maze by learning to read some helpful words.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818141926 +0000" stop="20260818142426 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Who Can Help? - S06E13</title>
    <desc>Alphablock E urgently needs fruit to make smoothies. A friendly parrot helps him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142426 +0000" stop="20260818142927 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>P's Perfect Painting - S06E14</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks learn to read the titles Ben the Pen writes under their new artworks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818142927 +0000" stop="20260818143427 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Am I - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I sings a song. Ben the Pen makes the words appear so we can read along.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818143427 +0000" stop="20260818143727 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Meet the Alphablocks! - S01E01</title>
    <desc>The adventures of 26 lively letters who can make words come to life by holding hands. From A to Z, every Alphablock has fun discovering the magic of wordplay.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818143727 +0000" stop="20260818144032 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bee - S01E02</title>
    <desc>E is the busiest letter in the alphabet and in this musical episode, popular and friendly E shows just how hard working he can be. Doubling up and making words like bee and tree is easy but when he has to save the day by making a word with five E's he's exhausted. He's such a busy E!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144032 +0000" stop="20260818144337 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Top - S01E03</title>
    <desc>When T gets stuck on top of a mountain, A, E, I, O and U come to the rescue.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144337 +0000" stop="20260818144643 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Why - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Young Y wants to know why he can't sing with the vowels - but anything's possible if you try...</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144643 +0000" stop="20260818144948 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Key - S01E05</title>
    <desc>When C and K find out they make the same sound they decide to hold a contest. Who will win?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818144948 +0000" stop="20260818145253 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Glow - S01E06</title>
    <desc>When O and F turn the lights off, how will they get them back on?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145253 +0000" stop="20260818145558 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sing - S01E07</title>
    <desc>B the bassist and her brother D the drummer get new guitarist N to join the band, but they still need a singer. They try auditioning the vowels but make some strange sounds before the band is complete.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145558 +0000" stop="20260818145903 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Band - S01E08</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks can't decide between rock and pop, it's time for a battle of the bands to see which is best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145903 +0000" stop="20260818150208 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Party - S01E09</title>
    <desc>P, A, R, T and Y need some help getting the party started! S tries her best but they really need someone extraordinary to liven things up and Exciting X soon gets the party popping with his superhero powers.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150208 +0000" stop="20260818150514 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cha Cha Cha - S01E10</title>
    <desc>SH, CH and TH go dancing - but how can they get off the island?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150514 +0000" stop="20260818150819 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Race - S01E11</title>
    <desc>It's race day - will V vroom vroom to victory?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818150819 +0000" stop="20260818151124 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Moon - S01E12</title>
    <desc>O has fun doubling up and making new and different oo sounds in the words moon, foot and boot. He even gets to hoot like an owl!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151124 +0000" stop="20260818151429 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alphalympics - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Three teams compete to find out who can make the most words at the Alpha games.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151429 +0000" stop="20260818151734 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sail - S01E14</title>
    <desc>Letters A and I pair up to make the new and exciting sound AI, but will it help them on their journey?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818151734 +0000" stop="20260818152040 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>UFO - S01E15</title>
    <desc>A stargazing trip leads to a close encounter with some unusual visitors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152040 +0000" stop="20260818152345 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fox - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Sing along as the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152345 +0000" stop="20260818152650 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Surprise - S01E17</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks throw a surprise party.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152650 +0000" stop="20260818152955 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bus - S01E18</title>
    <desc>S, T, O and P get caught on a runaway bus - what can they do?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818152955 +0000" stop="20260818153259 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Space - S01E19</title>
    <desc>S, P, A, C and E wonder what is up past the sky, and soon find out!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153259 +0000" stop="20260818153604 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hide - S01E20</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks play hide and seek!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153604 +0000" stop="20260818153910 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quiet - S01E21</title>
    <desc>U tries to get away from Q but when the IT comes along, he needs her!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818153910 +0000" stop="20260818154215 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Map - S01E22</title>
    <desc>R isn't sure if she is really a pirate, until she finds a treasure map.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154215 +0000" stop="20260818154520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Jaybird - S01E23</title>
    <desc>J wants to sing and fly like a bird - can A and friends help?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154520 +0000" stop="20260818154825 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Note - S01E24</title>
    <desc>N, O, T and E make music - and S makes more, and more of it!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154825 +0000" stop="20260818155130 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zzzzz - S01E25</title>
    <desc>Z wants to march but needs a nap - and soon he's doing both at the same time!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155130 +0000" stop="20260818155435 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Magic - S01E26</title>
    <desc>Sing along as Magic E makes mischief and shows you how to turn a cap into a cape.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155435 +0000" stop="20260818155941 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Taps - S02E01</title>
    <desc>S is feeling a bit sad but T, A and P are here to help and before long, everyone is tap dancing. Oh dear! T has no tea, A has too many apples but S is sagging so the others want to help. P pops in and they try some word magic - perhaps a comforting pat or a big musical number? This episode introduces the letters S, A, T and P and the words 'sat', 'pat', 'tap' and 'taps'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818155941 +0000" stop="20260818160447 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In - S02E02</title>
    <desc>I wants to show off her incredible singing but when she holds hands with N, they get stuck inside a floating balloon. Can word magic help them out or will I's singing save the day? This episode introduces the letters I and N and the words 'tin', 'tip' and 'pin'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818160447 +0000" stop="20260818160953 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man - S02E03</title>
    <desc>M is very hungry so he and his friends make a gingerbread man, but he runs off. They set chase on a flying mat, and a handy map keeps them hot on his trail. Can they corner the cheeky biscuit? This episode introduces the letter M and the words 'mat', 'map' and 'man'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818160953 +0000" stop="20260818161458 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Din - S02E04</title>
    <desc>D is ready to rock - he has his drumsticks but nothing to bang on. With a little help from his friends, he tries a pan and a pin. But how can he deliver his dazzling drum solo? This episode introduces the letter D and the words 'sat', 'pad', 'pan', 'pin', 'tap' and 'din'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818161458 +0000" stop="20260818162004 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dog - S02E05</title>
    <desc>O is fascinated as G grows her green hair into a grassy garden. P and friends pop in to make a popping pea pod in a pot, but when a digging dog shows up, it is time for trouble. This episode introduces the letters G and O and the words 'pot', 'pod', 'dog' and 'dig'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162004 +0000" stop="20260818162509 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cat - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A makes friends with a cat but soon starts sneezing and bouncing all over. Her friends try to help, but everything they do only makes things worse. How can she sneak away from the cat? This episode has fun with the letters A, C, P, T and N and the words 'cat', 'can', 'pat', 'tap', 'cap', 'nap' and 'dog'.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162509 +0000" stop="20260818163014 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Pen - S02E07</title>
    <desc>P, E and N take on a pesky pen, who can draw anything it wants to escape them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818163014 +0000" stop="20260818163520 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Up - S02E08</title>
    <desc>U gets the balloon ride of his life, but he's still unhappy - or so he thinks!</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818163520 +0000" stop="20260818164025 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Red - S02E09</title>
    <desc>R loves pretending to be a pirate, so she rustles up a ship and takes her crew on a ride.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164025 +0000" stop="20260818164530 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hen - S02E10</title>
    <desc>H makes a hen, who lays an egg, which rolls away. The Alphablocks hop to it and give chase.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818164530 +0000" stop="20260818165036 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bop - S02E11</title>
    <desc>It's big bop night, but bass player B falls out with drummer D over musical differences.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818165036 +0000" stop="20260818165541 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fred - S02E12</title>
    <desc>When a flying saucer crash lands, F makes a new friend.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818165541 +0000" stop="20260818170046 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hill - S02E13</title>
    <desc>L discovers that bath time is more fun when you double up.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170046 +0000" stop="20260818170550 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Van - S02E14</title>
    <desc>J is convinced she's a jaybird - but she just can't seem to fly.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818170550 +0000" stop="20260818171057 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Zap - S02E15</title>
    <desc>Z likes a good snooze, filling the air with floaty zeds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171057 +0000" stop="20260818171601 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dot - S02E16</title>
    <desc>Somehow, P, O and P have popped I's dot, and she is not very happy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171601 +0000" stop="20260818172106 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lips - S02E17</title>
    <desc>It's bedtime for A, E, I, O and U, but they refuse to go to sleep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172106 +0000" stop="20260818172611 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Web - S02E18</title>
    <desc>W wants to be a superhero, but saving Alphablocks is not as easy as it looks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818172611 +0000" stop="20260818173116 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Box - S02E19</title>
    <desc>B, O and X want to put on a performance of Sleeping Beauty.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173116 +0000" stop="20260818173621 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quick - S02E20</title>
    <desc>Q sings I Need U, but she can't do it on her own. Unwilling U lends a hand.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818173621 +0000" stop="20260818174126 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kick - S02E21</title>
    <desc>K can kick but C can't. They team up for CK vs The Sock.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174126 +0000" stop="20260818174631 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wig - S02E22</title>
    <desc>O meets a wig and thinks it's the cutest pet he's ever seen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818174631 +0000" stop="20260818175136 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rainbow - S02E23</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing and dance their way to a multi-coloured land.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175136 +0000" stop="20260818175641 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>On - S02E24</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing their letter sounds in an alphabetical musical extravaganza.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818175641 +0000" stop="20260818180149 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>ABC - S02E25</title>
    <desc>The alphabet song should be as easy as A, B, C for the Alphablocks, right?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180149 +0000" stop="20260818180654 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cat Sat on the Mat - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks are singing, Rat and Bat are dancing, but Cat won't get up off the mat.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180654 +0000" stop="20260818181159 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wish - S03E01</title>
    <desc>Do wishes come true? U doesn't think so but G says she can grow them.

G is growing wishes but U doesn't believe in them, until something big happens and G's watering can ends up in a very high place.

This episode has fun with 'ug' and the words jug, rug, tug and bug.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818181159 +0000" stop="20260818181704 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Snowman - S03E02</title>
    <desc>It's snowing! The Alphablocks whip up a wondrous winter wonderland: but can they get Mr Snowman to the North Pole before he melts?

This episode has fun with 'an' and the words man, fun, sun, fan, tan, van and men.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818181704 +0000" stop="20260818182209 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Win - S03E03</title>
    <desc>Alphablock I really, really wants to win the extreme vowel race: everyone else is hopping, riding, driving or flying - but can she do it on her own?

This episode has fun with '-in', the five vowels and the words van, bus, hop, red, fog, mud, tap, bug, mop, hen, din, fin and win.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182209 +0000" stop="20260818182713 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hat - S03E04</title>
    <desc>When T's tip-top new top hat blows away, it's time for some hat-chasing to get it back before the big tea party.

This episode has fun with '-ap' and the words hat, fan, pet, bat, zap, yap and tap.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818182713 +0000" stop="20260818183217 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Little Red N - S03E05</title>
    <desc>N likes to say no - but he meets his match when the dog, the cat and the pig won't help him make his bread.

This episode has fun with the words dog, dig, cat, cut, pig, pick, mill, mix, hot and ten.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183217 +0000" stop="20260818183725 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dots - S03E06</title>
    <desc>Z has left the others in charge while he has a nap, but before long disaster strikes and Alphaland needs colouring in again.

This episode has fun with simple letter blends and the words rub, stop, pots, dots and cans.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818183725 +0000" stop="20260818184233 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Frog on a Dog - S03E07</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks need help to cross the bog to get the cog - who better than a pile of friendly animals?

This episode has fun with the words hill, net, bog, cog, frog, hop, dog, dig, hog, jig, log, jog and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184233 +0000" stop="20260818184741 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Best - S03E08</title>
    <desc>T has such a tip-top time making words with his friends that he invites S to join him - and soon wishes he hadn't. If only he could start the whole day over again!

This episode has fun with the 'st' blend and the words top, tub, tag, stop, stub, stag, lost and best.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818184741 +0000" stop="20260818185251 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fit - S03E09</title>
    <desc>H needs a helping hand to heave herself up the hill, so I turns instructor for an incredible workout.

This episode has fun with '-it', consonant clusters and the words kit, sit, fit, lift, flip, slip and spin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185251 +0000" stop="20260818185755 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Odd - S03E10</title>
    <desc>O goes through the magnifying glass to where the grass is blue, the trees are square and nonsense words make friendly monsters who run off with magnifying glasses!

This episode has fun with O and nonsense words, the word odd and the non-words og, yog, zog, zox and vox.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818185755 +0000" stop="20260818190300 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Champ - S03E11</title>
    <desc>CH and SH go head-to-head in the Alphablocks Games and pit a ship and a shop against a chip and a chop.

This episode has fun with the '-ch-' and '-sh-' digraphs and the words shop, chop, chip, ship, shin, chin, shed, mash, cash and sash.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190300 +0000" stop="20260818190805 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Song - S03E12</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks sing along to a singalong song, in which birds sing and bells ring.

This episode introduces the '-ng' digraph and the words sing, song, ring, king, ting, ping, ding, dong, pong and bang.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190805 +0000" stop="20260818191313 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Thing - S03E13</title>
    <desc>TH, I and NG make something spectacular - but what is it? It's marvellous, mechanical and musical and everyone wants one!

This episode introduces the 'th-' digraph and the words thing, this, that, thick, thin and them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191313 +0000" stop="20260818191818 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Train - S03E14</title>
    <desc>When the Alphablocks go on holiday, a trip on a train is the only way to travel - if only the train would travel somewhere!

This episode introduces the '-ai-' digraph and the words rail, rain, train, wait, chain, fail and sail.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818191818 +0000" stop="20260818192326 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beep - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet a metal box that goes beep, and soon it's walking and talking and wishing it could be like its new friends.

This episode introduces the '-ee-' digraph and the words beep, see, seed, feet, feel and weep.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192326 +0000" stop="20260818192831 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tightrope - S03E16</title>
    <desc>A simple skipping game turns into a night at the circus as I, G and H find themselves high up on a tightrope, with thrills and spills as they try to find the right way to get back down.

This episode introduces the '-igh-' trigraph and the words tight, net, tent, high, light, night, right and fright.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818192831 +0000" stop="20260818193339 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Toad - S03E17</title>
    <desc>M can't resist munching everything in sight until a giant toad appears. Suddenly he is not the biggest eater around!

This episode introduces the '-oa-' digraph and the words toad, coat, coal, goal, goat, moat, loaf and toast.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818193339 +0000" stop="20260818193844 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Book - S03E18</title>
    <desc>OO and friends discover a talking book, some missing words and a pile of letters - can they put the story of Little Red Riding Hood back together?

This episode introduces the '-oo-' digraph and the words book, hood, cool, moon, woof, good, boot, cook and food.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818193844 +0000" stop="20260818194349 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hey! - S03E19</title>
    <desc>It's pandemonium at the Alphablocks' animal sing-song. S has a special surprise in store.

This episode has fun with the words cat, dog, cod, tag, jog, jig, mop, moo, moon, spoon and zoom.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194349 +0000" stop="20260818194854 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Card - S03E20</title>
    <desc>It's talent night and A and R are trying to do some magic, but their card trick keeps going wrong.

This episode introduces the '-ar-' digraph and has fun with the words hat, harp, carp, dark, card, tart, part, jar, car, cart, barn and far.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818194854 +0000" stop="20260818195402 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The End - S03E21</title>
    <desc>OI, OR and UR are in a coin-rolling, cork-popping, wave-surfing mad dash to prove who is the fastest!

This episode introduces the'-oi-', '-or-' and '-ur-' digraphs and the words join, coin, cork, surf, turf, cord, corn and end.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195402 +0000" stop="20260818195906 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How Now Brown Cow - S03E22</title>
    <desc>The Alphablocks meet their match when Brown Cow and her singing friends Owl, Howl and Growl take the stage!

This episode has fun with the '-ow-' digraph and the words cow, brown, owl, howl, growl, gown, crown, town and down.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818195906 +0000" stop="20260818200410 +0000" channel="C424.250.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fair - S03E23</title>
    <desc>It's O's birthday, but R has forgotten to get him a present! Can she magic up a big wheel, a helter skelter and a hall of mirrors from thin air?

This episode introduces the '-er-' digraph, the '-air-', '-ure-' and '-ear-' trigraphs and the words air, fair, chair, pair, cure, big, bigger, thin, thinner, ear, hear, near and box.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816191828 +0000" stop="20260816201722 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201722 +0000" stop="20260816211414 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816211414 +0000" stop="20260816220522 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220522 +0000" stop="20260816225459 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816225459 +0000" stop="20260816234851 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816234851 +0000" stop="20260817003502 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817003502 +0000" stop="20260817014200 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014200 +0000" stop="20260817023410 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817023410 +0000" stop="20260817032739 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817032739 +0000" stop="20260817041835 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817041835 +0000" stop="20260817050342 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050342 +0000" stop="20260817055025 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817055025 +0000" stop="20260817064337 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817064337 +0000" stop="20260817073945 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817073945 +0000" stop="20260817083003 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817083003 +0000" stop="20260817091316 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091316 +0000" stop="20260817100149 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817100149 +0000" stop="20260817105423 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817105423 +0000" stop="20260817115317 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817115317 +0000" stop="20260817125009 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817125009 +0000" stop="20260817134116 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817134116 +0000" stop="20260817143054 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143054 +0000" stop="20260817152445 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152445 +0000" stop="20260817161056 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817161056 +0000" stop="20260817171755 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171755 +0000" stop="20260817181004 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817181004 +0000" stop="20260817190334 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190334 +0000" stop="20260817195429 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817195429 +0000" stop="20260817203937 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817203937 +0000" stop="20260817212620 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817212620 +0000" stop="20260817221932 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817221932 +0000" stop="20260817231540 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231540 +0000" stop="20260818000557 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818000557 +0000" stop="20260818004910 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818004910 +0000" stop="20260818013744 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013744 +0000" stop="20260818023017 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818023017 +0000" stop="20260818032911 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032911 +0000" stop="20260818042603 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818042603 +0000" stop="20260818051711 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>In a Lonely Place - S01E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs recruits an unlikely partner to watch his back during a banquet at the Bancroft home, where Ortega oversees the night's grisly entertainment.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051711 +0000" stop="20260818060648 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Force of Evil - S01E04</title>
    <desc>Tortured by his captor, Kovacs taps into his Envoy training to survive. Ortega springs a surprise on her family for Día de los Muertos.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818060648 +0000" stop="20260818070040 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wrong Man - S01E05</title>
    <desc>After learning his sleeve's identity, Kovacs demands the full story from Ortega. A tip from Poe leads to a major breakthrough in the Bancroft case.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818070040 +0000" stop="20260818074651 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Man with My Face - S01E06</title>
    <desc>With Ortega's fate hanging in the balance, Kovacs drops a bombshell on the Bancrofts. Later, he comes face to face with an unsettling opponent.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818074651 +0000" stop="20260818085349 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nora Inu - S01E07</title>
    <desc>As Kovacs reconnects with a figure from his past, his tangled history with the Protectorate, the Uprising and Quell plays out in flashbacks.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818085349 +0000" stop="20260818094559 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Clash by Night - S01E08</title>
    <desc>His world rocked, Kovacs requests a dipper to help him sew up the Bancroft case quickly. Ortega races to identify the mystery woman from Fight Drome.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818094559 +0000" stop="20260818103929 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rage in Heaven - S01E09</title>
    <desc>After a devastating rampage, Kovacs and his allies hatch a bold -- and very risky -- scheme to infiltrate Head in the Clouds.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818103929 +0000" stop="20260818113024 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Killers - S01E10</title>
    <desc>As a cornered Kovacs braces for a final showdown in the sky, a new hero emerges and more buried secrets come to light.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818113024 +0000" stop="20260818121531 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Phantom Lady - S02E01</title>
    <desc>Thirty years after the Bancroft case, a Meth tracks down Kovacs to offer him a job, a high-tech sleeve and a chance to see Quellcrist Falconer again.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818121531 +0000" stop="20260818130215 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Payment Deferred - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Carrera takes charge of the murder investigation. Kovacs sets out to find Axley's bounty hunter. Poe's memory glitches worsen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818130215 +0000" stop="20260818135526 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Nightmare Alley - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Kovacs contends with ghosts from his past as he's tortured by Carrera. Poe seeks help from a fellow AI. Trepp gets a lead on the man she's after.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818135526 +0000" stop="20260818145134 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Shadow of a Doubt - S02E04</title>
    <desc>While the planet celebrates Harlan's Day, Kovacs hatches an escape plan. Quell pieces together fragments of her life. Poe faces a reckoning.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818145134 +0000" stop="20260818154152 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wake Up Screaming - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Carrera sends his secret weapon on a deadly mission. Kovacs and Trepp smuggle Quell out of the city. Poe takes a risky trip into virtual reality.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818154152 +0000" stop="20260818162505 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bury Me Dead - S02E06</title>
    <desc>As Quell reconnects to her past at Stronghold, she leads the clone into an underground chamber teeming with secrets. Harlan shows her true colors.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818162505 +0000" stop="20260818171338 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment Perilous - S02E07</title>
    <desc>When Quell's sleeve begins to shut down, Poe and Ms. Dig send her into VR. Kovacs finally learns the truth about her deadly rampages.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818171338 +0000" stop="20260818180612 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Broken Angels - S02E08</title>
    <desc>With the fate of the whole planet on the line, Kovacs, Quell and team race to find Konrad Harlan and stop a catastrophic blast of Angelfire.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818180612 +0000" stop="20260818190506 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Out of the Past - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Waking up in a new body 250 years after his death, Takeshi Kovacs discovers he's been resurrected to help a titan of industry solve his own murder.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818190506 +0000" stop="20260818200158 +0000" channel="C425.251.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fallen Angel - S01E02</title>
    <desc>While Kovacs tracks down a man who sent Bancroft a death threat, Lt. Ortega bends the rules to keep tabs on his whereabouts.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816195206 +0000" stop="20260816201416 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Oldest Fan - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin devises a publicity contest where one of Alvin's fans can win a date with him. Unfortunately for Alvin, the winner is an old lady named Honey Ginger, and he tries to get rid of her for another, younger date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816201416 +0000" stop="20260816203627 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Help Wanted: Mommy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Miss Mooney, the Chipmunks’ teacher, discovers that the Chipettes live alone, thanks to Brittany's ruse that went awry, and has to report them to social services. Dave takes them in, but they begin fighting with the Chipmunks, so Alvin arranges for next-door spinster Miss Miller to take them in.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203627 +0000" stop="20260816205837 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Teevee or Not Teevee - S04E02</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks are scheduled to appear on The Johnny Letterman Show, but their act is canceled when a Russian Premier also scheduled to appear announces he will be arriving early. The Chipmunks follow Johnny and his crew to the airport and try to sneak in so they can play their act on television.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816205837 +0000" stop="20260816212047 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Rash of Babies - S04E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks start a babysitting service, only to be bombarded with wall to wall babies</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816212047 +0000" stop="20260816214257 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Whatever’s Happened to Dave Seville? - S04E04</title>
    <desc>When Dave wins a producer’s award, a wax figure of him for a Hall of Fame is delivered, unbeknownst to the Chipmunks. While playing ball in the house, which Dave strictly forbid before he left, Alvin hits the wax figure of Dave with his ball, toppling him over. After watching a soap opera, they think he has developed a strange disease called "Zomboid rigidosis" and begin retelling his life for him, hoping he will snap out of it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816214257 +0000" stop="20260816220508 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Seville Superstar - S04E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin becomes jealous when Simon becomes a celebrity in Australia, so he arranges for the group to get lost in the Australian outback so he can "rescue" them and co-opt Simon's fame.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816220508 +0000" stop="20260816222718 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Miss Miller's Big Gamble - S04E06</title>
    <desc>After the Chipettes rig Miss Miller’s poker game, she takes them to Las Vegas and becomes a compulsive gambler. She is finally cured when another gambler defeats her in a high-stakes game of blackjack, only to return his winnings after she learns her lesson. The other gambler turns out to be David Seville, the Chipmunks' father, in disguise.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816222718 +0000" stop="20260816224953 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sweet Smell of Success - S04E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany attempts to market her own perfume by giving some to the Queen of Bulgravia, the wife of Dave's former college roommate, but it ends up getting switched with a bottle of fish soup, and the gang must find a way to switch them back before the Queen notices.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816224953 +0000" stop="20260816231205 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cinderella? Cinderella! - S04E08</title>
    <desc>When Brittany refuses to do her chores, Miss Miller tells her that she must mop if she wishes to go to a dance that night. Brittany falls asleep and dreams she is Cinderella. She awakens to find a new party dress and Miss Miller mopping half the floor for her. Brittany realizes she is not living with the wicked stepmother after all.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816231205 +0000" stop="20260816233418 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Experiment in Error - S04E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin refuses to take Brittany to the Black and White Ball, the biggest social event of the season. So after Alvin causes Brittany to get into an accident in Simon’s laboratory, she convinces him into believing that she has turned into a zombie so he will take her to the ball.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816233418 +0000" stop="20260816235628 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>How You Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm? - S04E10</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on the lam to help save Clarence, Grandpa Seville’s prize-winning calf, from becoming veal.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816235628 +0000" stop="20260817001838 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Middle-Aged Davey - S04E11</title>
    <desc>Dave starts feeling old on his birthday, so the Chipmunks set him up on a date with Marcy Apple, his old college sweetheart. But she was soon going to be married, so he goes out with Bambi, her younger sister (who is young enough to be his daughter) and they soon begin seeing each other regularly, to the Chipmunks’ chagrin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817001838 +0000" stop="20260817004113 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Love L.A. - S04E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin is obsessed with getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame before Dan the Dog gets his, and cooks up a number of schemes to try to get one.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817004113 +0000" stop="20260817010323 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunk Vice - S04E13</title>
    <desc>In a spoof of Miami Vice. Alvin is sick with the flu, and in a dream, is a slick detective in pastel shirts looking for his missing prized baseball card who he believes a mysterious criminal called the "Shadow" took.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817010323 +0000" stop="20260817012536 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Hooping It Up - S04E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks, the Chipettes, and a tough group of older students participate in a 1950s-themed scavenger hunt at school.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817012536 +0000" stop="20260817014734 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back To Dave's Future - S05E01</title>
    <desc>A wild ride on a merry-go-round sends the Chipmunks back to 1962. They meet a younger Dave. Without the boys' help in winning a band contest, he will spend his life as an accountant. When they are spun into the present, Alvin isn't sure whether he visited the past or bumped his head in a fall off the merry-go-round.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817014734 +0000" stop="20260817020932 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Tell It to the Judge - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin "borrows" Dave's new bike, and while he is out riding he accidentally hits Brittany who is out roller skating. The bike is ruined, and something is wrong with her skates. They each blame each other, and Alvin demands Brittany pay for Dave's bike, while she insists he pay for her roller skates. All of this brings us to court, where Brittany and Alvin, ignoring the "TRUTH" part in justice, face off in a "who can tell a better lie about what happened" court battle.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817020932 +0000" stop="20260817023131 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sincerely Theodore - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Theodore goes on a diet so he could go on a date with a pen pal, who is also one of Alvin's biggest fans. Things go wrong when Alvin finds out that Theodore's date is actually the daughter of a famous film director. Alvin then takes her out instead, breaking Theodore's heart. In order for Alvin to make it to his play and the date, Alvin gets Theodore to switch back and forth to his play and on his date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817023131 +0000" stop="20260817025329 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>My Pharaoh Lady - S05E04</title>
    <desc>Brittany makes a bet with Missy Snootson, another girl in her class, that if the mummy of king Rooten Tooten does not rise from the dead and go to her home by midnight, Brittany must drop out of the race to be the school Carnival Queen.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817025329 +0000" stop="20260817031527 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Simon Says - S05E05</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out of town, Miss Miller babysits the boys and they go to a movie about killer space squids attacking the earth. Accidentally miss Miller breaks Simon's glasses. When they get out a telescope that evening, Simon thinks he sees killer squids coming toward earth, just like in the movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817031527 +0000" stop="20260817033726 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>When the Chips Are Down - S05E06</title>
    <desc>The boys have to paint the garage after they got spray paint on the walls while repainting their bicycles. Simon and Theodore feels bad because they always have problems with Alvin's ideas. Later Alvin have them to go to a mansion of a now dead criminal. Alvin is convinced that a never found loot from a bankrobbery is still hidden there. They go because Alvin promises to paint all the garage if he's wrong, but they feel a little bad with Alvin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817033726 +0000" stop="20260817035924 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin, Alvin, Alvin! - S05E07</title>
    <desc>Alvin goes through an identity crisis and starts trying all kinds of different personalities, with embarrassing results.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817035924 +0000" stop="20260817042122 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Dream Cabin - S05E08</title>
    <desc>After years of scrimping and saving, Dave is finally able to afford their own vacation cabin. Alvin hears that Robby Leach, the host of the show “Lifestyles of the Truly Fabulous” lives nearby. Alvin tries to get Leach to interview him, and at the same time he makes a few quick changes to Dave's cabin.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817042122 +0000" stop="20260817044321 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Old Friends - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Alvin nearly runs over an elderly woman in the mall with his skateboard. When Alvin finds out that she is wealthy, he sends out invitations for a senior citizens' party in order to find her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817044321 +0000" stop="20260817050519 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Mystery of Seville Manor - S05E10</title>
    <desc>While in England, the Chipmunks check out Seville Manor to investigate if they have any relation to the man who owned it.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817050519 +0000" stop="20260817052717 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Ask Alvin - S05E11</title>
    <desc>The family becomes fed up with Alvin, who always gives out advice whether it is wanted or not. So Simon and Theodore get Alvin to become the new host on the talk show “Mr. Advice” so he will not have time to badger them.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817052717 +0000" stop="20260817054916 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore Lucks Out - S05E12</title>
    <desc>Theodore is feeling unlucky in track and field. He finds a bent out of shape dime and his luck changes.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817054916 +0000" stop="20260817061114 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Big Dreams - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets a registered letter from the Publishing Warehouse stating he is a winner. He either can take $500 or the mystery prize (which might end up to be a million dollars or nothing more than a free lunch), but has to call by 6:00 p.m. to decide. So Simon uses his experimental time machine to get a glimpse into two futures for them all, dependent on whether Alvin accepts the mystery prize or the $500 cash prize.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817061114 +0000" stop="20260817063312 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Island Fever - S05E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes get to perform on a high class cruise ship, the Island Lady, but instead they end up ship wrecked on an island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817063312 +0000" stop="20260817065511 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Just One of the Girls - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller &amp; the Chipettes are vacationing in Hollywood, as well as Miss Miller reuniting with her girl singing group, The Thrillers.
In the lobby of the hotel, they learn that some producers are looking for new acts on their new show, "Girls of Rock &amp; Roll".
Sneaking behind each others backs, the Chipettes along with Miss Miller &amp; The Thrillers try to get an audition set @ the hotel restaurant.  The producers chose both of them (without the other knowing).
When each group arrives @ the studio, they perform "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy".  But just as they confessed to each other that they were auditioning, the producers find a punk girl band touring the studio &amp; hired them over both acts!</desc>
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    <title>Going Down to Dixie - S05E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes get an opportunity to star on the River Ritz Hotel in New Orleans, Louisiana.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817071709 +0000" stop="20260817073946 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dreamlighting - S06E01</title>
    <desc>While waiting for procrastinating Alvin on one of their dates, Brittany has a dream and becomes "Bratty Hayes" and Alvin becomes "David Alvinson", detective team. The plot revolves around Alvin trying to stop Brittany from marrying an evil villain - played by Simon.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817073946 +0000" stop="20260817080315 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Getting Married - S06E12</title>
    <desc>Dave meets a woman he really feels a strong connection with. At first the boys disagree, but finds she can get along with all of them. The only thing preventing this relationship to work is her own three boys clashing with the Chipmunks.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Brunch Club - S06E03</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes are in detention. They figure out together who could have knocked over the statue of Thomas Edison.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817082552 +0000" stop="20260817084828 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Food for Thought - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon work together to help Theodore pass his American History test.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817084828 +0000" stop="20260817091140 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin’s Summer Job - S06E15</title>
    <desc>Alvin is desperate to try and buy a Trans-Go-Go Bot, but Dave and his brothers will not lend him the money to get it. He decides to do the grown-up thing and get a job at the zoo.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817091140 +0000" stop="20260817093417 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Treasure Island - S06E06</title>
    <desc>After playing a video game, the TV blows up. Dave decides to distract the Chipmunks with the book Treasure Island.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817093417 +0000" stop="20260817095431 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Once Upon a Crime - S06E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon and Theodore find a huge attraction to one of Miss Miller's toys. Instead of asking her if they could keep it, they steal it from her attic. Dave tells them the beginning of a story, but chooses to let the boys come up with the conclusion.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817095431 +0000" stop="20260817101603 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vinny's Visit - S06E19</title>
    <desc>Vinny, the Chipmunks' mother, comes for a visit, but has difficulties adapting to the modern way of life.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Uncle Adventure - S06E20</title>
    <desc>Dave's Uncle Willy comes for visit. Although he gets along well with the Chipmunks and shares many of their interests, Dave is worried that his uncle is a senior citizen. It is up to the Chipmunks to show Dave that gray hair does not necessarily change a man's core.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817102608 +0000" stop="20260817103918 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Luck O' the Chipmunks - S06E21</title>
    <desc>Micky, a new Irish boy at school, claims that he has his very own leprechaun. The Chipmunks are keen to investigate.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817103918 +0000" stop="20260817110155 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wings Over Siesta Grande - S06E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go on a treasure hunt and meet the ancient Chipmunk tribe called the Twee-Twee Tribe.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817110155 +0000" stop="20260817111314 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore and Juliet - S06E22</title>
    <desc>Theodore develops a crush on a girl in his class named Juliet. Wanting some expert advice, Theodore asks Alvin for his help. Unwillingly, Alvin says a romantic line that Juliet overhears and she ends up developing a crush on Alvin instead of Theodore.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817111314 +0000" stop="20260817112510 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Quarterback in Curlers - S06E23</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries out for Alvin's football team. To get even, Alvin joins her cheerleading squad. Will they set aside their differences and help each other succeed?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817112510 +0000" stop="20260817114747 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chipmunkmania - S06E07</title>
    <desc>This episode takes a look back at the history of the Chipmunks' career.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817114747 +0000" stop="20260817121024 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grounded Chipmunk - S06E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin is forced to clean up the house after throwing a wild party while Dave is away and is not allowed to go with his brothers to Fantasy Park. During which, he combats his fear of loneliness, and experiences bizarre incidents including an alien.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817121024 +0000" stop="20260817123301 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvie’s Angels - S06E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipettes are Alvie’s Angels, a crime fighting team to hunt down the most popular jewel thief named Chazz Fleming.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817123301 +0000" stop="20260817125537 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cadet's Regrets - S06E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin enrolls himself and his brothers in cadet camp.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817125537 +0000" stop="20260817131814 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin in Analysis - S06E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin sees a psychologist to go over his issues with his family.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131814 +0000" stop="20260817132927 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Wall - S06E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks go to Berlin to play in the "Wall of Iron" concert by the Berlin Wall. There they meet and befriend a young girl named Caterina whom has a brother named Eric that lives on the other side.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817132927 +0000" stop="20260817133956 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Amazing Chipmunks - S06E25</title>
    <desc>A crook uses the Chipmunks tour as camouflage for his own evil deeds: While people is out watching the Chipmunks concerts, his trained chimpanzees raid the empty houses.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817133956 +0000" stop="20260817135159 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Theodore's Life as a Dog - S06E26</title>
    <desc>Alvin plays one prank on Theodore and gets him to eat a dog biscuit. To get even, Theodore, with Simon's help, plays a trick on Alvin and makes him think that his younger brother is actually turning into a were-dog.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135159 +0000" stop="20260817140313 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Queen of the High School Ballroom - S06E27</title>
    <desc>Miss Miller is invited to go to her High School reunion. But without her boyfriend to go with, the Chipettes try to get one of the Chipmunks to dress up to be Miss Miller's date.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817140313 +0000" stop="20260817141514 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Special Kind of Champion - S06E29</title>
    <desc>Alvin is upset that he can’t seem to keep up with the rest of his track race team. Being that so, his coach decides to let him become a trainer for one of the athletes of the Special Olympics.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817141514 +0000" stop="20260817142545 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Obsession - S06E30</title>
    <desc>Alvin is upset that there is a new boy that just happens to be better at everything. To prove that Alvin has what it takes to beat this kid, he challenges him to anything he can think of.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817142545 +0000" stop="20260817143657 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin's Not So Super Hero - S06E31</title>
    <desc>Alvin gets an opportunity to meet his hero from his favorite TV show.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817143657 +0000" stop="20260817145844 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dave's Wonderful Life - S06E32</title>
    <desc>Dave is feeling depressed and is thinking that the Chipmunks would do better if he had never been apart of his life. Will the spirits of the Chipmunks convince him that he is indeed been an impact on Alvin, Simon, and Theodore’s lives?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817145844 +0000" stop="20260817151929 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Merry Christmas, Mr. Carroll - S07E23</title>
    <desc>Alvin, as usual, is thinking of himself when it comes around to being Christmas. He is so focused on receiving presents that he fails to think of poor Mr. Carroll, who just wants his morning paper. Will the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future help Alvin learn the error of his ways?</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817151929 +0000" stop="20260817154238 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Back to Our Future - S08E01</title>
    <desc>A play-off of Back To The Future. The Chipmunks travel back in time where Alvin doesn't know if he wants to be a musician anymore. Simon and Theodre have some convincing to do.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817154238 +0000" stop="20260817160547 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bigger! - S08E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin wishes he is bigger so he wouldn’t be treated as a child all the time. His wish does come true over night and now he has to learn to live life as an adult.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817160547 +0000" stop="20260817162819 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Kong! - S08E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin creates a lot of attention for the legendary King Kong so that he could benifit by shooting a movie. Kiki, Alvins new friend, has a differnent idea of how Kong should be treated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817162819 +0000" stop="20260817165053 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Batmunk - S08E04</title>
    <desc>Simon transforms into the legandary Batmunk. This is a play off of Batman. Batmunk must stop an evil plan that involves a large toy heist.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817165053 +0000" stop="20260817171359 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Daytona Jones and the Pearl of Wisdom - S08E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are show as if they were in an Indiana Jones film. This episode is filled with adventure, humor, and courage.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817171359 +0000" stop="20260817173634 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Star Wreck: The Absolutely Final Frontier - S08E06</title>
    <desc>Responding to a distress call, the USS Booby Prize encounters a dangerous alien race that wishes everything in the entire galaxy exactly the same. Captain James T. Dirk (Alvin), Mr. Speck (Simon), Dr. Moamz McRoy (Theodore), Lt. Uhaha (Jeanette) and Ms. Supra (Eleanor).</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817173634 +0000" stop="20260817175942 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Robomunk - S08E07</title>
    <desc>This episode placed Alvin, Simon, and Theodore right in the middle of the Robocop movie.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817175942 +0000" stop="20260817182145 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>S.T. The Space Traveler - S08E08</title>
    <desc>The boys meet a real life alien, and they try to hide him from a pair of scientists who wish to capture the alien and do experiments on him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817182145 +0000" stop="20260817184454 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Chip Tracy - S08E10</title>
    <desc>In this adventure the chipmunks are placed in a mod ran city where they had to fight crime. This was a play off of Dick Tracy.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817184454 +0000" stop="20260817190736 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sploosh - S08E12</title>
    <desc>Jeanette is a beautiful mermaid who meets a shy scientist's assistant named Simon.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817190736 +0000" stop="20260817192915 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The C-Team - S01E01</title>
    <desc>After Alvin, Simon and Theodore use Dave's antique gold pocket watch for Show &amp; Tell at school, neighborhood bullies steal it. The Chipmunks find Mr.T to ask him for some advice and with his help they manage to get the watch back.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817192915 +0000" stop="20260817195055 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipettes - S01E02</title>
    <desc>For the first time The Chipmunks meet their female counterparts, The Chipettes: Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor.</desc>
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    <title>Uncle Harry - S01E03</title>
    <desc>A charaltan chipmunk named Harry claims to be Alvin, Simon and Theodore's long lost uncle and says he will have them see their mother as soon as they make enough money. The Chipmunks later not only find out that Harry is not their uncle but also the money he has them making is for a carnival strongman who he has owed for a long time.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817201234 +0000" stop="20260817203413 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rock 'n' Robot - S01E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks create a robot out of Alvin's video game, so that it can carry all of their equipment to their concerts. But, the robot goes beserk when it begins to capture every hat it sees, like the video game, it was created from, and It's up to Alvin, Simon, and Theodore to stop the robot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817203413 +0000" stop="20260817205552 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Television Stars - S01E05</title>
    <desc>Alvin tells a girl he wants to impress that they are famous and that they are going to be starring in a rock concert on live t.v., but Alvin must convince the producer to let him play.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817205552 +0000" stop="20260817211730 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cruise - S01E06</title>
    <desc>Alvin unknowingly assists a jewel thief steal some jewelry from a cabin on their cruise ship, and Simon and Theodore begin to investigate the crime.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817211730 +0000" stop="20260817213909 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunks Story - S01E07</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipmunks is revealed, including how Dave ended up with the Chipmunks in the first place, as well as how their musical career got started.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817213909 +0000" stop="20260817220048 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Fabulous - S01E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin and Simon have Theodore enter a wrestling exhibition under the name "Mr.Fabulous" and he goes up against a montrous Russian wrestler called Ivan The Terrible.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817220048 +0000" stop="20260817222227 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Grandpa and Grandma Seville - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks meet their grandparents for the first time. Then, when they discover that someone is trying to take over their Grandparents farm, they decide to raise the money needed to save the farm.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817222227 +0000" stop="20260817224405 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Unidentified Flying Chipmunks - S01E10</title>
    <desc>Alvin convinces Theodore to dress up as an alien to attract more fans, but they also attract some investigators with the government who research ufo's. The investigators decide to kidnap Theodore and perform experiments on him and Alvin and Simon must think of a way to save him.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817224405 +0000" stop="20260817230544 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mother's Day - S01E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore go in search for a mother to attend their school picnic. Each choose the person, that they each think Dave will like best. But, when all three of their choices arrive at their house, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, will do anything to make sure that their choice wins.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817230544 +0000" stop="20260817231706 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chip-Punks - S01E12</title>
    <desc>Alvin decided to change the Chipmunks image to gain more publicity, but end up running from the police, when they attend a rave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817231706 +0000" stop="20260817232828 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>From Here to Fraternity - S01E13</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks make up a singing telegraph service to help buy some golf clubs for Dave's Birthday. But when Theodore loses the addresses, the boys are sent on a birthday mission, for a 100 dollar bonus. Except, that when Theodore wrote the number he wrote it upside down, so the Chipmunks end up going to the wrong house and are tricked into doing some different pranks for some highschoolers who are bored.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232828 +0000" stop="20260817233951 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Urban Chipmunk - S01E14</title>
    <desc>The boys enter a contest so that they can win a chance to sing with Dolly Parton. But, the only way they can win is if they are from Nashville. The boys enter the contest anyway, but make an enemy when they win. The person who got second place in the drawing is determined to prove that the Chipmunks aren't from Nashville, and win his chance to sing with Dolly Parton.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817233951 +0000" stop="20260817235113 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Incredible Shrinking Dave - S01E15</title>
    <desc>Dave has a nightmare of himself getting smaller and smaller.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817235113 +0000" stop="20260818000235 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Angelic Alvin - S01E16</title>
    <desc>Alvin loses his memory and thinks that he is an angel.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818000235 +0000" stop="20260818002431 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Trouble with Nanny - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Dave hires a nanny to take care of the Chipmunks when he is away at work, and the Chipmunks will do anything to get rid of her.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818002431 +0000" stop="20260818003553 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Bully Ballet - S01E18</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invite a boy to stay with them who is a ballet dancer, and when a bulley begins to torment Alvin, he shows the bulley that ballet is cool.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818003553 +0000" stop="20260818004716 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Alvin... and the Chipmunk - S01E19</title>
    <desc>Alvin demands a short trip away from obsessed fans who begin following him everywhere he goes. So, the Chipmunks go for a picnic out in the woods, only to be found again by their fans. Alvin runs off into the woods, and runs into a wild chipmunk. He decides to change places with the chipmunk, and he stays in the chipmunk's tree, while the wild chipmunk takes his place. All goes well until the real Alvin is caught by a hunter that holds him hostage. Simon, Theodore, and the wild chipmunk must save Alvin before it's to late.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818004716 +0000" stop="20260818005838 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Swiss Family Chipmunks - S01E20</title>
    <desc>Dave drags the Chipmunks unwillingly on a camping trip in the great out doors. When they finally arrive, the Chipmunks discover large footprints and think they are being followed by Bigfoot. Eventually they build a treehouse for Dave, when he falls and injures himself badly, and Alvin and Simon go in search for Big Foot.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818005838 +0000" stop="20260818011000 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa Harry - S01E21</title>
    <desc>Charlatan chipmunk Harry returns and this time pretends to be Santa Claus and cons Alvin, Simon and Theodore into building a Christmas-themed amusement park called "Santa's Place".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818011000 +0000" stop="20260818013304 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Dog's Best Friend is His Chipmunk - S01E22</title>
    <desc>Alvin donates money to an animalfund raiser, and discovers that they don't have any money. In, an attempt toearn some money, they decide to sell the cookies that Theodore spent their, money on. But, when the Chipmunks find a dog, they must hide it from Dave.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818013304 +0000" stop="20260818015608 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Curse of Lontiki - S01E23</title>
    <desc>When the Chipmunks go to Hawaii, Alvin enters a surfing contest, and becomes convinced that he is cursed when he finds a medallian on the beach that is suppose to bring bad luck.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818015608 +0000" stop="20260818021912 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Baseball Heroes - S01E24</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks get a job as vendors at a baseball stadium, to pay for new uniforms for their baseball team. And in the process stop a pick pocket who has been stealing money.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818021912 +0000" stop="20260818024051 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>May the Best Chipmunk Win - S01E25</title>
    <desc>The chipettes move to the Chipmunks school and Alvin and Brittany run against each other for class president. Both will stop at nothing to win, but when the polls are revealed they discover that Jeanette has the deciding vote.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818024051 +0000" stop="20260818030413 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chipmunk Who Bugged Me - S02E01</title>
    <desc>While on a train from Paris, the famed Orient Express, some important papers are stolen and Alvin uses his recently acquired Official Top Secret Spy Manual to help solve the real-life mystery.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818030413 +0000" stop="20260818032735 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Rich and Infamous - S02E02</title>
    <desc>Alvin and a rich kid compete for a girl's affections. Alvin pretends he is rich as his rival.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818032735 +0000" stop="20260818035057 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Don't Be a Vidiot - S02E03</title>
    <desc>Alvin, Simon, and Theodore each make their own music videos for the group.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035057 +0000" stop="20260818041419 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>A Horse, of Course - S02E04</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks invest in an old horse to win a race.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041419 +0000" stop="20260818043741 +0000" channel="C426.252.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Camp Calomine Caper - S02E05</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks compete against the Chipettes in a camp battle of the sexes.</desc>
  </programme>
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    <title>Lights, Camera, Alvin - S02E06</title>
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    <title>Some Entrancing Evening - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Match Play - S02E08</title>
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    <title>The Picture of Health - S02E09</title>
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    <title>The Victrola Awards - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Royally Received - S02E11</title>
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    <title>Gone Fishing - S02E12</title>
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    <title>Setting the Record Straight - S02E13</title>
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    <title>Father's Day Muffins - S02E14</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks attempt to sell Theodore's famous muffins so they may buy Dave a new tape recorder for Father's Day, but Simon's hardening agent accidentally ending up in the batter causes the muffins to harden.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin on Ice - S02E15</title>
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    <title>Operation Theodore - S02E16</title>
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    <title>The Gang's All Here - S02E17</title>
    <desc>Alvin ends up being challenged by a gang called the Steam Rollers. Will he, his brothers, and the Chipettes pull together a gang of their own to help beat the Steam Rollers?</desc>
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    <title>Snow Job - S02E18</title>
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    <title>Maids In Japan - S02E19</title>
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    <title>My Fair Chipette - S02E20</title>
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    <title>New, Improved Simon - S02E21</title>
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    <title>The Greatest Show-Offs on Earth - S02E22</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes volunteer their talents to raise the money to keep Uncle Ben's Circus going, as well as saving Pinky, the circus's elephant.</desc>
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    <title>Guardian Chipmunks - S02E23</title>
    <desc>Dave starts up a neighborhood watch to catch a cat burglar. Alvin and the Chipmunks take it upon themselves to capture the cat burglar single handedly.</desc>
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    <title>Carsick - S02E24</title>
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    <title>Hat Today, Gone Tomorrow - S02E25</title>
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    <title>Snow Wrong - S02E26</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks and Chipettes audition to be in a play on Snow White. After the audition, the director selects Brittany for the role of Snow White. However, the director's demanding daughter, Tara-Marie, who had flopped big-time in the auditions for the title role, plans to make her father reconsider.</desc>
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    <title>Film Flam - S03E01</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to make a greatest hits video, but they hire a cut-rate film editor to produce it. He accidentally switches the video with Dave’s old home movies of the Chipmunks as infants.</desc>
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    <title>The Secret Life of Dave Seville - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Who Ghost There - S03E03</title>
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    <title>Romancing Miss Stone - S03E04</title>
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    <title>A Chip off the Old Tooth - S03E05</title>
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    <title>Three Alarm Alvin - S03E06</title>
    <desc>The Chipmunks decide to start their own fire department to gain publicity. They do not really have any emergencies, but when Theodore spots a real fire, it is up to the Chipmunk Fire Dept. to extinguish the blaze. But then the real fire department has to rescue the Chipmunks.</desc>
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    <title>Sisters - S03E07</title>
    <desc>Brittany tries to join the Sisters, a club of the best-dressed, most popular girls in school. But in order to do so she has to avoid her own sister Jeanette, whose clumsiness and unpopularity would destroy her chances of getting into the club. Since she and Jeanette are working on a science project that involves taking care of a baby pig, this leaves Jeanette to do the project alone.</desc>
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    <title>Court Action - S03E08</title>
    <desc>Alvin plagiarizes his book report and will not be allowed to play in the championship basketball game until the Student Honor Court acquits him. But it is Theodore’s turn to be the judge.</desc>
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    <title>Good Old Simon - S03E09</title>
    <desc>Simon feels unloved and unappreciated, so he runs away and decides to stow away on a cargo ship. Theodore and Alvin find him, but not before the ship leaves for parts unknown.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipmunks Go to Washington - S03E10</title>
    <desc>Dave, the Chipmunks and Chipettes goes to Washington D.C. to lobby the president to save a nest of bald eagles on Mount Placid that has been threatened by a condominium development.</desc>
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    <title>Soccer to Me - S03E11</title>
    <desc>Alvin needs one more player for his soccer team. The only one qualified to play is Brittany's little sister Eleanor.</desc>
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    <title>Every Chipmunk Tells a Story - S03E12</title>
    <desc>While Dave is out, his piano, laden with instant pudding, mysteriously crashes to the floor from the top of the staircase and is destroyed. But Alvin, Simon and Theodore each have a different version of what happened.</desc>
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    <title>A Little Worm in the Big Apple - S03E13</title>
    <desc>"Uncle" Harry returns, this time to con the Chipettes while they are visiting New York.</desc>
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    <title>Staying Afloat - S03E14</title>
    <desc>While on a water-skiing vacation with the Chipettes, Alvin forgets to tie up the boat belonging to Dave’s friend Ed, and it sinks.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipette Story - S03E15</title>
    <desc>The origin of the Chipettes is revealed when they are reunited with their old Australian friend Olivia, which prompts the singers to remember their younger days when they were just little tiny baby Chipettes living in Miss Grudge's orphanage in Australia with Olivia not trying to have a career, only trying to survive. The Chipettes successfully make their way into the United States, yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipettes travel across the country to California. There, the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipettes the break they were looking for.</desc>
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    <title>The Chipette Story (2) - S03E16</title>
    <desc>The Chipette's successfully make their way into the U.S.A., yet they find out the hard way that getting there is only half the battle. After taking various odd jobs in middle management, the Chipette's travel across the continent to California. There the girls manage to find a famous record producer who after hearing their first song, gives the Chipette's the break they were looking for. The rest of course, is history.</desc>
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    <title>The Prize Isn't Right - S03E17</title>
    <desc>Simon goes on a trivia game show, but he gets the flu before he can show up for subsequent appearances. Theodore and Alvin dress up as Simon and go in his place.</desc>
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    <title>The Gold of My Dreams - S03E18</title>
    <desc>Alvin sells Dave's motor home to buy their own gold claim land.</desc>
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    <title>Mind Over Matterhorn - S03E19</title>
    <desc>While the Chipmunks are on tour in Switzerland, Brittany is depressed about the Chipettes’ relative lack of fame. So Alvin arranges for the ultimate Swiss publicity stunt: the gang will climb the Matterhorn and the Chipettes will give a concert at the mountain’s peak. But they soon become trapped in an avalanche.</desc>
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    <title>Alvin's Oldest Fan - S03E20</title>
    <desc>Alvin devises a publicity contest where one of Alvin's fans can win a date with him. Unfortunately for Alvin, the winner is an old lady named Honey Ginger, and he tries to get rid of her for another, younger date.</desc>
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    <title>Help Wanted: Mommy - S04E01</title>
    <desc>Miss Mooney, the Chipmunks’ teacher, discovers that the Chipettes live alone, thanks to Brittany's ruse that went awry, and has to report them to social services. Dave takes them in, but they begin fighting with the Chipmunks, so Alvin arranges for next-door spinster Miss Miller to take them in.</desc>
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    <title>Agent Smith - S02E10</title>
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    <title>Ride Along - S02E14</title>
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    <title>Alvin's Wild Weekend - S02E15</title>
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    <title>For Whom the Bell Tolls - S02E16</title>
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    <title>Double Trouble - S02E19</title>
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    <title>Un-send! - S02E23</title>
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    <title>The Orb - S02E24</title>
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    <title>Special Delivery - S02E26</title>
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    <title>Held Back - S02E30</title>
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    <title>It's My Party / Keeping Up with the Humphries - S02E31</title>
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    <title>The Karate Kidder - S03E01</title>
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    <title>Playing Favorites - S03E02</title>
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    <title>Theo Knows Best - S03E14</title>
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    <title>Simsky - S03E15</title>
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    <title>Lucky Day - S03E16</title>
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    <title>Curiosity - S03E17</title>
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    <title>House Pest - S03E18</title>
    <desc>When Dave tells Simon to get rid of some stuff, a few of his more dangerous experiments end up in the wrong hands; Dave and the boys rent a cabin in the woods for a little rest and relaxation, only to find out it may be haunted.</desc>
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    <title>Sherlock Chipmunk - S03E20</title>
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    <title>Independence Day - S03E21</title>
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    <title>Opposites Attract - S03E22</title>
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    <title>Temporary Mom - S03E23</title>
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    <title>Tee Fore Two - S03E24</title>
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    <title>Dave Rebooted - S03E25</title>
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    <title>Germs - S03E26</title>
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    <title>Theo's Big Night Out - S03E27</title>
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    <title>The Bodyguard - S03E28</title>
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    <title>A Rose by Any Other Name - S03E29</title>
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    <title>Queen Bee - S03E30</title>
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    <title>Talking Teddy's Revenge - S03E31</title>
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    <title>Snail-A-Palooza - S03E32</title>
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    <title>Girls Night Out - S03E33</title>
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    <title>The Haunted Getaway - S03E36</title>
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    <title>It Came From Outer Space - S03E38</title>
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    <title>Glory Days - S03E40</title>
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    <title>Switcharoo - S03E41</title>
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    <title>Across the Universe - S03E43</title>
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    <title>Brit's Picks - S03E44</title>
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    <title>The Devil Wears Rodentia - S03E45</title>
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    <title>Lost in Space...Camp - S03E47</title>
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    <title>Super Hot Chocolate - S03E48</title>
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    <title>The Great Chipmunk Detective - S03E49</title>
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    <title>The C Team - S03E51</title>
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    <title>Father Daughter Dance - S03E52</title>
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    <title>Clumsy Jeanette - S04E04</title>
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    <title>Adventures in Babysitting - S04E05</title>
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    <title>Mysterions - S04E07</title>
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    <title>The Crow Ate My Homework - S04E08</title>
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    <title>Sing Like a Canary - S04E10</title>
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    <title>Pirates Life - S04E11</title>
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    <title>World Record - S04E12</title>
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    <title>Tour Bus - S04E13</title>
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    <title>Alvin Management - S04E15</title>
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    <title>Time Capsule - S04E16</title>
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    <title>Munk vs Machine - S04E17</title>
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    <title>Shack Magic - S04E18</title>
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    <title>Big Bro Theodore - S04E19</title>
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    <title>Granny Awards - S04E21</title>
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    <title>No Putts No Glory - S04E20</title>
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    <title>The Exchange Student - S04E23</title>
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    <title>Crystal Ball Birthday - S04E24</title>
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    <title>Artsy Smartsy - S04E25</title>
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    <title>The Crush - S04E26</title>
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    <title>Best in Shoe - S04E27</title>
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    <title>Royal Pain - S04E28</title>
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    <title>Between a Rope and a Hard Place - S04E29</title>
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    <title>Allergic Reaction - S04E31</title>
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    <title>Lice-enced to Teach - S04E32</title>
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    <title>Animal House Party - S04E33</title>
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    <title>Dr Zap vs. Electroboy - S04E34</title>
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    <title>The Curse of MacBeth / Zeela the Great - S05E09</title>
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    <title>Return of Thornbergaupht / Squashed - S05E19</title>
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    <title>The Party Animals / Warren Seville - S05E25</title>
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    <title>Skater Girl / All Washed Up - S05E29</title>
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    <title>Summer School / Puzzled - S05E31</title>
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    <title>Little Drummer Boy / Special Ingredient - S05E35</title>
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    <title>Alvin Gets Schooled - S05E37</title>
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    <title>My Life as a Dog - S05E38</title>
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    <title>Mr. Lou - S05E39</title>
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    <title>A Knight's Tail - S05E43</title>
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    <title>Scarecrow-ner - S05E46</title>
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    <title>Theo vs. Simon - S05E47</title>
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    <title>Run Aimee Run - S05E48</title>
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    <title>The Underground - S05E49</title>
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    <title>The Tour - S05E52</title>
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    <title>Talking Teddy - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Principal Interest - S01E02</title>
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    <title>A is for Alien - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Jeanette Enchanted - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Sister Act - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Lil'T - S01E06</title>
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    <title>What a Gem - S01E07</title>
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    <title>Family Spirit - S01E08</title>
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    <title>The App - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Don Juan Theodoro - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Albrittina - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Simon for President - S01E12</title>
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    <title>To Serve and Protect - S01E13</title>
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    <title>Kickin' It Old School - S01E14</title>
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    <title>Clowning Around - S01E15</title>
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    <title>Bully for You - S01E16</title>
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    <title>My Sister The Weirdo / Turf War - S01E17</title>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
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    <title>House of Dictators, Bank House, Steampunk Wonderland - S01E08</title>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Hidden Cottage, Technicolor House, Backyard Coaster - S01E07</title>
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    <title>House of Ruins, Racer's Pad, House of Oddities - S01E09</title>
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    <title>Pink Palace, Waterfall Bedroom, House of Doodles - S01E10</title>
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    <title>Medieval Dining Hall, The Basement Train, House of Neon - S01E11</title>
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    <title>Ultimate Greenhouse, Skatepark Living Room, Tiki Lounge - S01E12</title>
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    <title>Chicago Cubs Cave, Aquarium House, The Love Boat - S01E01</title>
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    <title>House of Horrors, History House, House of Cars - S01E02</title>
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    <title>Circus House, Recycled House, Sci-Fi Museum - S01E03</title>
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    <title>Luxury Penthouse, Cat House, Hockey Fan's Dream - S01E04</title>
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    <title>Secret Boudoir, Ultimate Man Cave, Apocalypse Bunker - S01E05</title>
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    <title>Doll House, House of Murals, Shapeshifter Flat - S01E06</title>
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    <title>Here Comes the Bedouin! - S09E08</title>
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    <title>Do You Know How Much Running I Did Today, Phil? - S09E09</title>
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    <title>Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names - S09E10</title>
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    <title>I Think This Monkey Likes Me! - S09E11</title>
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    <title>5 Continents...10 Countries...And More than 59 Thousand Miles! - S09E12</title>
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    <title>Real Fast! Quack, Quack! - S10E01</title>
    <desc>12 teams take off on the tenth Amazing Race for a journey that host Phil Keoghan promises to full of unexpected surprises. The teams set off from Seattle Washington and are immediately directed to head to Beijing, China on one of two flights. The teams face heavy traffic as they scramble for position, and ultimately the lead of the first flight is dampened by a delay. Once in China, the teams travel to the Gold House Restaurant where one member of each team is required to eat fish eyes in a Roadblock. After completing the task, they travel to the Meridian Gate kiosk in the Forbidden City, where arriving teams grab one of three deparature teams and spend the night. They also find their first twist --- the last team to arrive is eliminated on the spot. In the morning, the teams continue the race. They ride in the sidecars of motorbikes to 14 Hou Hai North Bank Road where they receive a Detour choice --- Labor or Leisure. Most teams choose Labor, which requires them to create a sidewalk pattern, but two choose Leisure in which they perform a relaxation routine in unison. Finally, the teams arrive at the Pit Stop at the Great Wall of China, where they must first complete a tough climb to reach the top. A second team is then eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>Can Horses Smell Fear? - S10E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams continue from Juyyongguan, a gate at the Great Wall of China and received a clue instructing them to travel to a temple in Ulan Bator, Mongolia, a total of 963 miles by bus and train. Once the teams arrive at the temple, they watch a performance and then receive a clue instructing them to drive a jeep to a riverbed in Terelj. The teams then choose a pair of horses and travel to a meadow where they find a Detour --- Take it Down or Fill it Up. The choice was about evenly split, however, two teams faced difficulty on the Take it Down task and switched Detours midstream. After completing the tasks, the teams were required to travel back to their vehicles on their horses--a problem for Kellie and Jamie when they lost a helmet. The teams then drove 47 miles to the Hotel Mongolia, where a Roadblock awaitied that involved shooting flaming arrows. Once the teams completed, they ran only a short distance to the Pit Stop, where another team was eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>Oh, Wow! It's Like One of Those Things You See on TV! - S10E03</title>
    <desc>The teams continue from their Pit Stop at a hillside pavilion and receive a clue instructing them to fly over 2,300 miles to Hanoi, Vietnam. Teams are surprised to learn that they were receiving no money for the start of the leg. Following an argument over line placement between Tom/Terry and Dustin/Kandice, teams arrive at Hanoi, where at 8 A.M., they enter a prison nicknamed the "Hanoi Hilton" and searched for John McCain's flight suit. Some teams choose to stop briefly for a moment of silence out of respect for the veterans of Vietnam. They then make their way 1 1/2 miles to the Old Quarter, where at a flower shop, one member of each team participates in a Roadblock that required them to sell flowers and make 80,000 Vietnamese đồng. Teams were allowed to keep money made and afterwards travel thirty miles by public bus to Vac Village. Here, the teams participate in a Detour that gave a choice between Fuel or Fowl. One team makes a critical error in not following a clue's instructions, potentially dealing a fatal setback.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817021840 +0000" stop="20260817030232 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing! - S10E04</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at a rice paddy and receive a clue instructing them to travel by taxi twenty miles to the Ly Thai To Garden in Hanoi, Vietnam. The teams receive 588,000 Vietnamese dong, but must first pick it up, as it is not included with the clue. At the Garden, the teams receive an auditory clue that eventually directs them to the Hydrofoil Harbor in Ben Xe Bai Chay. There, the teams face a Roadblock which requires one member of each team to make a steep climb. After completing the task, the teams take a motorboat 1.2 miles to the Song Sot Cave and search for the next clue. It's a Detour that requires them to choose between Over (delivering supplies) or Under (hauling oysters.) Difficulty in navigating the boats and problems with wind lead to a suspenseful finish.</desc>
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    <title>I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh! - S10E05</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Soi Sim in the Halo Bay and receive a clue instructing them to fly 3,000 miles to Chennai, India. After riding the train to Hanoi, a scramble for planes begins with many twists and turns. All teams eventually arrive in Hanoi some together and the rest trailing only minutes to a couple hours behind. The teams take a bus 40 miles to Mamallapuram and are then faced with a Detour --- Wild Things or Wild Rice. Wild Things requires them to handle crocodiles, while Wild Rice involves constructing a complex pattern out of colored powder made from rice. After completing the task, the teams travel by bus to the Karthik Driving School. A Roadblock requires one member of each team to complete an Indian driving test. Teams then check-in at the Pit Stop, the Chettinad House, after driving ten miles with the driving instructor. When the final team arrives, they are not eliminated, but are surprised to learn about a new penalty twist.</desc>
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    <title>Maybe Steven Seagal Will See Me And Want Me to Be in One of His Movies! - S10E06</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Chettinad House in Chennai India and receive a mobile-phone clue instructing them to fly 2,400 miles to Kuwait City in Kuwait. Once there, the teams find the mystery location, the Kuwait Towers and take numbers to face a Roadblock when the towers officially open. The Roadblock requires one member of each team to climb 610 feet above the ground and retrieve pieces to complete a puzzle. One team opts for the Fast Forward to avoid elimination. Once the remaining teams complete the Roadblock, they travel three miles to a bead shop in a local market. There, they receive a clue with a Detour task of Manual or Automatic. Teams choosing Manual load bags of camel feed, while teams choosing Automatic steer a camel using a robotic jockey. Many teams get lost on the way to their Detour choice. Ultimately, one team is not able to find either Detour task in time and is eliminated from the race.</desc>
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    <title>I Wonder if This is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle - S10E07</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Al-Sadiq area water towers and receive a clue instructing them to fly to the island of Mauritius in the Indian Ocean, over 4,600 miles away. As the teams scramble for flights, members of an alliance known as the "six-pack" both help and hinder each other. Two teams argue over placement in line, but ultimately all teams travel on the same flights to Mauritius. Once there, the teams receive a model of a schooner and match it to a real schooner in the Grand Baie. The teams make a long swim to the schooner and then swim back after receiving a clue. The clue instructs them to drive to the Case Noyale post office. Along the way, teams face both traffic and car problems. They then take part in a Detour --- Salt or Sea, and several teams experience difficulty with their initial choice. Ultimately, one team arrives last at the Pit Stop, but is not eliminated, as this is another non-elimination leg.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817051305 +0000" stop="20260817055628 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips - S10E08</title>
    <desc>The teams race away from their Pit Stop at the Chateau bel Ombre on the island of Mauritius after receiving a clue instructing them to fly 700 miles to Atananarivo, Madagascar. All teams make the same flight and then search for the Black Angel statue, which has recently been painted white. Once there, the teams encounter a surprising new twist --- an Intersection in the race. This requires each team to pair up with one other team and complete all tasks together until instructed to stop doing so. Two teams bond together to complete a Fast Forward task that requires them to eat cow lips. The other four teams pair up and then complete a Detour task that requires them to wrap and deliver mattresses at an open market. Once those teams complete the Detour, they then break apart and individual members of each team complete a Roadblock that requires one member of each team to search through a market for rubber stamps. The tension is nerve-wracking as team-members not completing the Roadblock wait at an area nearby the check-in mat and hope that teams completing the Fast Forward don't arrive before them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817055628 +0000" stop="20260817063950 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Being Polite Sucks Sometimes - S10E09</title>
    <desc>The five remaining teams at the Pit Stop, a cathedral in Madagascar, receive a clue instructing them to fly over 6,000 miles to Helsinki, Finland. Though teams are given tickets to travel through Paris, France, all teams opt for a different flight traveling through Johannesburg. Once in Helsinki, teams arrive at a cafe. They log into a product-placed ISP and receive video letters from home, causing some teams to get emotional. They then receive a clue from the cafe owner and travel 125 miles by train and taxi to an area school. Once at the school, they find details for a Detour task --- Swamp This or Swamp That. After completing the Detour, the teams take a train and drive to a mine where they face a Roadblock. Next, some teams expect a Pit Stop after receiving a clue to travel to the Olympic Stadium. At the stadium, they complete a final task, rappelling down the tower. After completing this task, one team is shocked to find a clue telling them to continue racing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817063950 +0000" stop="20260817072323 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Lookin' like a Blue-Haired Lady on a Sunday Drive - S10E10</title>
    <desc>After completing a task at the Olympic Stadium in Finland, the teams receive a clue that eventually leads them to Kiev, the capital of Ukraine. Once there, they drive fifty miles in local cars to the Oster Tank School and complete a Roadblock. Teams are next directed to an apartment building, back 43 miles in Kiev, where they must find Apartment 33 and knock on the door. They then receive a clue featuring a very musical Detour. As time gets short, Lyn and Karlyn decide to break away from the other two members of the former "Six Pack" alliance --- Erwin and Godwin. The teams ultimately travel to the Pit Stop, The Great Patriotic War Museum, where another team is eliminated, leaving only four remaining.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817072323 +0000" stop="20260817080646 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches - S10E11</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Great Patriotic War Museum in Kiev, Ukraine and receive a clue instructing them to fly nearly 3000 miles to the oasis of Quarzazate, Morocco. Jockeying for flights immediately ensues, but all teams make the same flight and then drive four miles to an antique shop. Once there, they pick up a good luck charm to turn in at the Pit Stop and then receive a clue instructing them to drive six miles to Atlas Studios with the warning that there's a Yield ahead. When they arrive, the teams find that the location doesn't open until morning and so they must race for the Yield when it does open. Thus, one team waits out a Yield, while the others complete a Roadblock. Fortunes later reverse when the Yielded team pulls out ahead. The teams make their way to Idelssan and face a Detour task that involves either throwing pottery or grinding olives. One team arrives last at the Pit Stop, but is pleased to discover that they are not eliminated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817080646 +0000" stop="20260817084948 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now! - S10E12</title>
    <desc>The teams take off from their Pit Stop, a nomadic settlement known as the Berber Camp, and receive a clue instructing them to travel 275 miles through the Atlas Mountains to Casablanca. Once there, the teams face a Roadblock that requires one member of each team to get in touch with their "Inner chef and adventurous appetite" by consuming a pound of camel meat. After completing this task, teams fly 800 miles to Barcelona, Spain. At 10 A.M., they enter a confusing labyrinth to search for the next clue. Some teams struggle, while others remain calm, allowing them to easily navigate the complex maze. The teams then travel to a Detour task which involves either dressing up as giants or searching through tomatoes while being pelted with them. Finally, the teams travel to the Pit Stop, the fountain at the Palau National of Mojuic. The top three teams learn that they will be racing for the finish line and one million dollars, but one team receives the disappointing news that they are eliminated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817084948 +0000" stop="20260817093412 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever - S10E13</title>
    <desc>The final three teams --- Rob and Kimberly, Lyn and Karlyn and James and Tyler compete to be the first to reach the finish line and win one million dollars. In this final leg, the competition is fierce as the teams struggle for better flights and other advantages. Small mistakes could lead to big losses.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817093412 +0000" stop="20260817101835 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Told You Less Martinis And More Cardio - S11E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven teams from previous seasons take off from Miami, Florida and arrive in Ecuador.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817101835 +0000" stop="20260817110228 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Beauty Is Sometimes Skin Deep - S11E02</title>
    <desc>Ten remaining teams travel from Ecuador to Chile.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817110228 +0000" stop="20260817114612 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I'm Sorry I'm Wearing A Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know - S11E03</title>
    <desc>The Racers get testy and tempers flare as teams dash for the mat in a three-way fight to stay in the Race. Misread directions and hasty decisions cause critical errors as a lovable pair are eliminated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817114612 +0000" stop="20260817122956 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Babies on the Race! - S11E04</title>
    <desc>Tight flight schedules and stolen taxis set the scene for a hectic race across Argentina. It’s a mad dash to the finish line as a shocking elimination ends one team’s Race dreams.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817122956 +0000" stop="20260817131344 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>You Need to Watch Your Jokes, Guy - S11E05</title>
    <desc>Rats, glaciers, and coal are the weekly challenges for the Racers as they vie for a position in the final six. The wild landscape of Argentina gives way to an African adventure as Teams breathe a sigh of relief in this non-elimination week.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817131344 +0000" stop="20260817135724 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We're Going to Trade You for Food Now - S11E06</title>
    <desc>An overbooked flight causes the Teams to split, and a risky move pays off by giving one Team a half-day advantage over the others. Tears, arguments and rough seas combine for an exciting Race leg.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817135724 +0000" stop="20260817144554 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were In Town, I Would Ask For Your Number (1) - S11E07</title>
    <desc>Tensions rise for the racers, as some teammates quarrel, some vent their frustrations with air travel, and others are ignored by locals altogether, as the race heads into Warsaw, Poland.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817144554 +0000" stop="20260817152805 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>If I Were In Town, I Would Ask For Your Number (2) - S11E08</title>
    <desc>Unhelpful locals and a tricky language barrier cause one Team to falter as their rivals surge ahead in a double Race leg through Poland. An All-Star fan favorite Team cannot overcome a time penalty and fall victim to the clock and are eliminated.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817152805 +0000" stop="20260817161124 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Way You Look, Yeah - S11E09</title>
    <desc>A risky flight connection proves disastrous for a former winning Team as they fall too far behind their competition. One Team yields another, inciting promises of payback from a strong Team.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817161124 +0000" stop="20260817165506 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We Are Trying to Make Love, Not War - S11E10</title>
    <desc>High-speed car crashes, knocked-down doors and kung fu fighting are on the menu as Teams make their way to beautiful Hong Kong. The situation gets decidedly scarier for the final four.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817165506 +0000" stop="20260817173827 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Good Doing Business With You - S11E11</title>
    <desc>One team is left in a state of shock when they become the victims of a deal between the beauty queens and a certain other team. It’s a comedy of errors for one team when they struggle trying to operate a local car and drive it into the curb.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817173827 +0000" stop="20260817182205 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Oh My God, The Teletubbies Go To War - S11E12</title>
    <desc>While one team is overcome by feelings of patriotism at the U.S. military bases on Guam, one person is overcome with sadness, believing she’ll be the reason for her team’s final demise. Marked for elimination, Ozzy and Danny are forced to lay it all on the line.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817182205 +0000" stop="20260817190548 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Low to the Ground, That's My Technique - S11E13</title>
    <desc>Charla and Mirna vow to rely on their wit and ability to navigate airline flights in order to beat the physically stronger teams. Will the underdog team prevail? A final task puts to the test how well each teammate knows the other. Will this put a certain team at a disadvantage? Find out which team will win “The Amazing Race: All Stars.”</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817190548 +0000" stop="20260817194910 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Donkeys Have Souls, Too - S12E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven teams of two people set off from the Playboy mansion in Los Angeles, California to Connemara, Ireland. One team takes a taxi booked by another team. Teams face a daunting high-wire bike challenge at the Road Block.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817194910 +0000" stop="20260817203232 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I've Become the Archie Bunker of the Home - S12E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams travel from Connemara, Ireland to Durgerdam, Netherlands. Some teams struggle to cross a muddy ditch at the Road Block.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817203232 +0000" stop="20260817211554 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Please, Lord, Give Me Milk - S12E03</title>
    <desc>The nine remaining teams travel from Durgerdam, Netherlands to Bingo, Burkina Faso. The Road Block proves to be extremely frustrating for one person.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817211554 +0000" stop="20260817215904 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Let's Name Our Chicken Phil - S12E04</title>
    <desc>Teams remain in the African country of Burkina Faso for this leg.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817215904 +0000" stop="20260817224257 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>We've Really Burned Bridges, For Sure - S12E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams travel from Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso to Rumsiskes, Lithuania. When the intensity of the race causes one team to lose their focus, they find themselves on a collision course with a speeding bus.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817224257 +0000" stop="20260817232632 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Cherry on Top of the Sundae That's Already Melted - S12E06</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams travel from Rumsiskes, Lithuania to Dubrovnik, Croatia. One of the stronger teams risks elimination after making a costly mistake. Another team falls apart when some precise teamwork is required at the Detour.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260817232632 +0000" stop="20260818000956 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>This Is Forever, Now - S12E07</title>
    <desc>The five remaining teams travel from Dubrovnik, Croatia to Florence, Italy. Fatigue and stress cause one team to break down. Another team take some drastic measures in order to improve their position in the race. A new twist is revealed for the last team to reach the Pit Stop.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818000956 +0000" stop="20260818005345 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Honestly, They Have Witch Powers or Something! - S12E08</title>
    <desc>The five teams travel from Florence, Italy to Mumbai, India. When one person shows signs of his former self, progress in his team’s relationship comes to a halt. Another team resort to performance art in an attempt to throw off their competitors.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818005345 +0000" stop="20260818013710 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak on Us - S12E09</title>
    <desc>Tension is at an all-time high after the previous leg's airport fiasco. The remaining teams continue in the ninth leg of the race.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818013710 +0000" stop="20260818022043 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Sorry, Guys, I'm Not Happy to See You - S12E10</title>
    <desc>The four teams travel from Osaka, Japan to Taipei, Taiwan. One person celebrates their birthday on this leg, but the only present she wants is a place in the final three.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818022043 +0000" stop="20260818030438 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Final Push - S12E11</title>
    <desc>Ronald Hsu &amp; Christina Hsu, TK Erwin &amp; Rachel Rosales and Nicolas Fulks &amp; Donald Jerousek are the three teams racing for the top prize of one million dollars. TK and Rachel have issues with a Detour, while Donald comes down Nicolas after he makes a mistake. Meanwhile, Ronald watches as Christina hangs on for her life in a challenging task.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818030438 +0000" stop="20260818034831 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Bees Are Much Calmer Than All This! - S13E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven teams start at the Los Angeles Coliseum and travel to Salvador, Brazil.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818034831 +0000" stop="20260818043229 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do You Like American Candy? - S13E02</title>
    <desc>The ten remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop in a seventh century fortress in Salvador, Brazil and receive a clue instructing them to fly to Fortaleza, Brazil. Tensions erupt when one team feels they secured an early flight for all teams and seeks a small compensation in return. Once in Fortaleza, the teams receive a clue instructing them to travel to a beach known as Barraca d Manoel. Here, a Detour choice allows one team to set itself apart from the pack by providing a task suited to their skills. Later, a Roadblock requires searching for a clue hidden in plain sight. While some find the clue almost right away, others waste time searching for non-existent leads in distracting advertising information. One team twice makes time-wasting clue-reading mistakes, but ultimately another team is eliminated.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818043229 +0000" stop="20260818051610 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Did You Push My Sports Bra Off the Ledge? - S13E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams are instructed to fly from Fortaleze, Brazil to La Paz, Bolivia, but not before a rivalry between two teams heats up at the Pit Stop. The teams fly 1,200 miles and find themselves in area that is over 12,000 feet above sea level, leaving some racers struggling to breathe the thin air. The teams camp beside a local statue and then take a newspaper delivery. They scour the newspapers for a clue, which instructs them to travel to the Narvaez Hat Shop in Plaza Mario and then purchase a traditional cholita hat to receive their next clue. This clue turns out to be a Detour, in which the teams face a choice between a task that is arduous but not overly physical or one likely to leave less physically inclined teams winded. After completing this tax, the teams travel by taxi eight miles to Los Titanes del Ring, where a Roadblock sends one member of each team up against a female wrestler. Many teams struggle at this task, but ultimately one team is done in not so much by their poor performance as by their failure to properly read the instructions given in a clue. They check in last at the Pit Stop, the hilltop park of Mirador el Monticulo, and are eliminated</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818051610 +0000" stop="20260818055939 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>I Wonder If They Like Blondes in New Zealand? - S13E04</title>
    <desc>At the Pit Stop in La Paz, Bolivia, frustrations continue to build between two teams. The remaining teams receive a clue instructing them to fly 6,900 miles to Auckland, New Zealand. There, the teams face tricky nighttime navigation to the Gulf Harbor, where they must untie a Gordian knot. Inside the knots, the teams find a clue instructing them to travel to Mount Eden, a dormant volcano and Auckland's highest point. The knots also include a clue for the Fast Forward, which one team successfully completes, providing a break from the leg's challenging and often frustrating tasks. The other teams forge ahead with those tasks, first completing a detail-oriented Roadblock. They then travel to the City Life Hotel and search for Travelocity gnomes from the rooftops. After finding the gnomes, the teams receive a clue instructing them to drive to Kiwi 360°, a local landmark. The teams then face a Detour choice between two tasks that are both gruelingly physical in their own way. One racer is injured during one of these tasks, but plows ahead nevertheless. Ultimately, two teams fight it out on separate tasks late at night, but one ends up being too late and is eliminated from the race</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818055939 +0000" stop="20260818064305 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Do It Like a Madman - S13E05</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop at Summer Hill in New Zealand and receive a clue instructing them to fly over 5,600 miles to Siem Reap, Cambodia. The teams scramble for flights, with one team that was running behind catching a critical flight that enables them to catch up with all other teams. In  Siem Reap, the teams travel to a roadside pumping station where they're instructed to use a hand pump to fill a truck with 25 liters of fuel to receive their next clue. The teams are then driven in their trucks to Siem Reap Harbor and then make their way by motorized boats to the waterfront community of Kho Andeth. One team is forced to paddle after suffering a boat breakdown. At Kho Andeth, the teams face a Detour choice involving either gathering objects or hauling fish. The teams then travel to Angkor Wat, the largest religious structure in the world, to complete the roadblock. The teams race for the leg's Pit Stop, the Bayon Temple.</desc>
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    <title>Please Hold While I Singe My Skull - S13E06</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Bayon Temple in Siem Reap Cambodia and receive a clue instructing them to fly 2,000 miles to Delhi, India and then find a place called Moonlight Motors. All teams secure the same flight, but difficulties arise for some teams throughout the leg as they try to navigate the complicated streets of India. At Moonlight Motors, the racers face a Roadblock that requires one member of each team to spray-paint a car. During this task, one racer's badgering of their partner causes them to fall dangerously behind. The teams then head to the Ambassador Hotel, where a doorman gives them a clue that leads them to a Detour. One team's ineptitude at their chosen task task causes them to lose valuable time, but another team loses even more due to continued navigational problems. In the end, this team checks in last at the Pit Stop, but is delighted to find that they are not eliminated (though the reprieve comes with a string attached.)</desc>
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    <title>My Nose Is on Fire - S13E07</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams take off from their Pit Stop at the Baha'i House and receive a clue instructing them to travel to Deshbandhu Apartments. Once there, they participate in a Roadblock that frustrates several racers (including some not actually participating in the task) as they are pelted with various colored dyes. Upon completing this trial, the teams receive a clue instructing them to travel into Old Delhi and find the Charity Birds Hospital and search through cages of injured birds for their next clue. At the hospital, most teams proceed forward with the leg's Detour, but one finds itself faced with a Speed Bump for having come in last in the previous leg. As this team struggles to make up time, the remaining teams struggle to varying degrees with the Detour tasks, one involving a confusing search for numbers and one involving the creation of hot chili powder. In the end, the final outcome is determined by one team's poor performance at finding the numbers. This team, which had previously been gaining momentum, is eliminated from the race</desc>
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    <title>I'm Like an Angry Cow - S13E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop at Humayun's Tomb in Old Delhi, India and receive a clue instructing them to fly Almaty, Kazakhstan and then find a chicken factory. A mad scramble for flights ensues, but is ultimately rendering meaningless when all teams make the 7 A.M. opening time for the leg's first task. One team leaps ahead after claiming the Fast Forward in an eating challenge, while another that attempted the task falls dangerously behind. Upon completing a chicken filled Roadblock, the teams travel by giant crane trucks to the Koktobe Arch and receive a clue delivered by a trained falcon. Much mooing ensues when several teams take part in a task requiring the racers to dress in a cow costume. One team makes a critical error in reading the clue and is turned back from the leg's Pit Stop-- the Old Square. Ultimately, however, another team is unable to come back from having lagged behind and is eliminated from the race</desc>
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    <title>That is Studly - S13E09</title>
    <desc>At the Old Square in Almaty, Kazakhstan, the four teams racing in the ninth leg receive a clue instructing them to fly nearly 2,000 miles to Moscow, Russia. All teams make the same flight and then travel to a monastery, lighting a candle to receive their next clue. Along the way, one team begins experiencing taxi difficulties that persist throughout the leg. For the leg's Detour, the teams travel to the Kolosok Camp, a decommissioned military base. One team struggles mightily, switching and stumbling several times before finally completing one of the two tasks. Teams were then instructed to travel to the Zhukovsky bakery in the city of Zhukovsky. Here, they faced a Roadblock where one member of each team had to undertake a taxing haul. Ultimately, after a series of mistakes, one team checked in last at the Pit Stop, but was pleased to learn that they were not eliminated.</desc>
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    <title>You're Gonna Get Me Killed - S13E10</title>
    <desc>The four teams remain in Moscow, Russia. One team makes an unprecedented mistake that could cost them the game.</desc>
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    <title>You Look Like Peter Pan - S13E11</title>
    <desc>The final three teams, Nick &amp; Starr Spangler, Andrew Lappitt &amp; Dan Honig amd Ken &amp; Tina Greene set off from their Pit Stop at VDNKh Park and receive a clue instructing them to fly to their final destination city: Portland, Oregon.</desc>
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    <title>Don’t Let a Cheese Hit Me - S14E01</title>
    <desc>Eleven new teams take off on a race around the world for one-million dollars in the premiere of the fourteenth season of The Amazing Race.</desc>
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    <title>Your Target Is Your Partner’s Face - S14E02</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop in Stechelberg in the Burmese Alps and receive a clue instructing them to fly to Munich, Germany and then drive to Ruhpolding, where they will ride a cable car to the top of the mountain. A scramble for flights results in eight teams boarding the earliest-arriving flight, with two lagging behind.</desc>
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    <title>I'm Not Wearing That Girl's Leotard! - S14E03</title>
    <desc>The remaining teams set off from the Pit Stop at the Schloss Hellbrunn in Salzburg, Austria and receive a clue instructing them to travel by train to Munich and then fly 700 miles to Bucharest, Romania.</desc>
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    <title>It Was Like a Caravan of Idiots - S14E04</title>
    <desc>The eight remaining teams set off from the Vila Panoramic and receive a clue instructing them to fly through Moscow to Krasnoyarsk, Siberia and then travel to the hydroelectric dam depicted on the back of Russia's ten ruble note.</desc>
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    <title>She’s a Little Scared of Stick, But I Think She’ll Be OK! - S14E05</title>
    <desc>Having shaken off the shock of the fourth elimination, the seven remaining teams set off from their Pit Stop at the Theater of Musical Comedy in Krasnoyarsk, Siberia, Russia, and receive a clue instructing them to ride the Trans-Siberian Railway.</desc>
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    <title>Alright Guys, We're at War! - S14E06</title>
    <desc>The seven remaining teams depart from their Pit Stop at the "Siberian Colosseum," leaving the cold of Siberia and flying nearly 2,000 miles to the heat of Jaipur, India.</desc>
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    <title>Gorilla? Gorilla?? Gorilla??? - S14E07</title>
    <desc>The six remaining teams depart India and travel to another sweltering location: Phuket, Thailand. A task forces teams to get up close and personal with a tiger. Margie suffers a collapse due to the intense heat.</desc>
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    <title>Rooting Around In People's Mouths Could Be Unpleasant - S14E08</title>
    <desc>The remaining five teams continue on with the race, this time heading for Bangkok, Thailand. The teams participate in task required them to perform karaoke. After making a critical mistake, Mark and Michael get into an argument over their commitment to the race.</desc>
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    <title>Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death - S14E09</title>
    <desc>The five remaining teams resume the race, this time traveling to Guilin, China. During the Detour, one Racer is frustrated when a dancing judge doesn't understand their question, and two Teams battle each other throughout the leg, leading to a full-blown mat meltdown.</desc>
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    <title>Having a Baby's Gotta Be Easier Than This - S14E10</title>
    <desc>In an Olympic-themed task in Beijing, Teams swim the same distance that Michael Phelps swam in the 400 meter individual medley, and two Teams continue to hold a grudge against each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818181840 +0000" stop="20260818190202 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No More Mr. Nice Guy - S14E11</title>
    <desc>The four teams continue the leg in Beijing, China. One team struggles with the language barrier, becoming frustrated with their taxi driver. A trip to the toilet in sight of the Pit Stop costs another team a place in the final three.</desc>
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    <title>This Is How You Lose A Million Dollars - S14E12</title>
    <desc>Following a Race that spanned three continents, nine countries and 40,000 miles, Tammy and Victor, Cara and Jaime and Luke and Margie will square off in a grueling final leg that will test their endurance, their memory and one Racer's karma.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818194522 +0000" stop="20260818211146 +0000" channel="C429.255.ersatztv.org">
    <title>They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down the Street - S15E01</title>
    <desc>The teams depart from Los Angeles on a race around the world for one million dollars, competing in two legs: Tokyo, Japan and Ho Chi Minh City and Cai Be, Vietnam.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816190239 +0000" stop="20260816203825 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816203825 +0000" stop="20260816212450 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816212450 +0000" stop="20260816230037 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260816230037 +0000" stop="20260816234702 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234702 +0000" stop="20260817012248 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012248 +0000" stop="20260817020913 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817020913 +0000" stop="20260817034459 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817034459 +0000" stop="20260817043124 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817043124 +0000" stop="20260817060711 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817060711 +0000" stop="20260817065336 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817065336 +0000" stop="20260817082922 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817082922 +0000" stop="20260817091547 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817091547 +0000" stop="20260817105134 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817105134 +0000" stop="20260817113759 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817113759 +0000" stop="20260817131345 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260817131345 +0000" stop="20260817140010 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260817140010 +0000" stop="20260817153557 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260817175808 +0000" stop="20260817184433 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817184433 +0000" stop="20260817202019 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817202019 +0000" stop="20260817210644 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260817224231 +0000" stop="20260817232856 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260817232856 +0000" stop="20260818010442 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260818010442 +0000" stop="20260818015107 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260818015107 +0000" stop="20260818032654 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818032654 +0000" stop="20260818041319 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818041319 +0000" stop="20260818054905 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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  <programme start="20260818054905 +0000" stop="20260818063530 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818063530 +0000" stop="20260818081117 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818081117 +0000" stop="20260818085742 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
    <desc>In order to keep his job, Min Lo Chan, China's Minister of Industrial Development, ventures to America in search of three U. S. Marines that can clear his name. Standing in his way is a wealthy American industrialist whose plans for a large steel contract hinge on Chan's failure.</desc>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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  <programme start="20260818111953 +0000" stop="20260818125540 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
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    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Wolfpack - S02E06</title>
    <desc>When a Sorgenson Chemical representative discovers a mind control drug works, he uses it on the students developing it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818182627 +0000" stop="20260818200214 +0000" channel="C430.247.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Chinese Web (1) - S02E07</title>
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    <title>Thanksgiving - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Nora and her father Calvin are farmers who are digging a well for water. The two lower a flashlight on a rope down the hole. Suddenly something pulls on the rope. When they pull it up, they see that the flashlight has been replaced with a gold ingot. Calvin goes to town with it while Nora sends down another package to the "hole people" containing ham and a dictionary. When she pulls it back up she receives gold and jewels and a note thanking her, saying the 'ham' was very tasty, and asking for more things. She sends down chicken and gets even more gold. Calvin returns in a tow truck. On a tow cable, he sends down a container filled with flashlights. When he pulls it up, he discovers they have been destroyed. Calvin is upset and decides to go down into the hole. He gets a gun and puts on a gas mask and army suit. He lowers himself down and tells Nora to bring him up after 10 minutes. Nora brings him up but all that comes up is the suit, stuffed with gold and jewelry and coins.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816201346 +0000" stop="20260816203642 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An old spinster who is tired of losing a pumpkin competition recieves special advice from an agricultural professor.</desc>
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    <title>Lane Change - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Traveling a deserted highway, a woman facing divorce sees her past through the windshield after she picks up a stranded woman.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Man Down - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Two police officers try to break up a supermarket robbery, but the younger officer is killed. A new female partner helps the other officer avenge his friends death. He later discovers that his new partner is the ghost of an officer who died 12 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A television writer is given an opportunity to write a sitcom. The source of inspiration for the sitcom comes to the man from his plants.</desc>
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    <title>Family Dog - S02E16</title>
    <desc>In an animated episode, the antics of a family are seen through the point of view of the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
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    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trains of ages past are about to crash into the present world of a young boy.</desc>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An actor, Harold, who stars in a mummy film finds himself in serious trouble from frightened people when he leaves the set in full costume to reach his pregnant wife who is about to give birth. Unfortunately, matters become even more complicated when a local mummy, Ra Amin Kamin, comes to life and starts trying to kill Harold. In the end, Harold gets to the hospital in time and Ra Amin Kamin finds himself the new star of the movie...</desc>
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    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817043315 +0000" stop="20260817045802 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Teenager (Andy) is working on a science project to intercept distant television signals but inadvertently tunes into a series of alien broadcasts...aliens who have mimicked old b&amp;w TV shows such as "I Love Lucy." Andy and his friends tune in on a newscast saying three alien explorers are travelling to Earth on an expedition to meet their inspiration. Andy and his friends find the aliens - who easily stand out - and decide to take them on a tour of Hollywood, but the aliens are disappointed to learn that they can't bring anyone (such as Milton Berle) back with them. Finally, Andy digs up some aging vaudeville entertainers from a retirement home who are glad to go back with the aliens and entertain them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817045802 +0000" stop="20260817052344 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817052344 +0000" stop="20260817054826 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The emotion Guilt feels overworked. He takes a vacation cruise and falls for the emotion Love.</desc>
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    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817061311 +0000" stop="20260817063755 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817063755 +0000" stop="20260817070237 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>The Sitter - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Two young boys get the best of every sitter in town, until they meet one who uses voodoo to settle them down.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817072719 +0000" stop="20260817075141 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A GI tries to be a hero during an amphibious assault in Italy during World War II.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
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    <title>Gather Ye Acorns - S01E16</title>
    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
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    <title>Boo! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ghosts in an attic try to get rid of a couple who move into their house.</desc>
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    <title>Dorothy and Ben - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After 40 years in a coma, Ben Dumpfy awakens and discovers that he can communicate with a seven-year-old girl who is in a coma after a bike accident.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A popular horror novelist is terrorized by a strange figure in his bathroom mirror.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A young woman believes that her mother, her fiance, and her psychiatrist are secretly filming her life.</desc>
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    <title>Hell Toupee - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A new toupee causes a man to feel an urge to kill the first lawyer he sees.</desc>
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    <title>The Doll - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A lonely bachelor is fascinated by a doll he bought for his niece.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Books - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An elderly custodian suddenly gains incredible knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa's Ghost - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A man tries to reconcile his grandmother with the death of his grandpa. The ghost of the old man only appears in the presence of his wife.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding Ring - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A wax museum dresser takes a ring from a statue. The ring transforms his overworked wife into a femme fatale.</desc>
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    <title>Miscalculation - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A high school student searching for a date accidently spills chemicals on a magazine and conjures up a dog. He tries desperately to create a beautiful woman, but things go terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Saturday - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A man temporarily exchanges bodies with his grandson so that he can relive his youth on the baseball field. While the man enjoys his new life, the boy discovers his grandfather's old body is dying.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to My Nightmare - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A horror movie buff's obsession with the girl next door lands him in a terrifying scene from Psycho.</desc>
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    <title>You Gotta Believe Me - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Awakened by a dream of a plane crashing outside his home, a man tries to convince people of his premonition.</desc>
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    <title>The Greibble - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A housewife has a very real nightmare. She encounters a large creature that has a taste for inanimate objects.</desc>
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    <title>Life on Death Row - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate is struck by lightning. He is given miraculous healing powers that spark a last-minute attempt to save him from the electric chair.</desc>
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    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A teacher's bizarre discipline causes two students to seek revenge with a spell culled from a rock song played backwards. Unfortunately something goes wrong when they cast the spell. When they attempt another spell to fix the problem they accidently remove the head of their teacher.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving - S02E09</title>
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    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An old spinster who is tired of losing a pumpkin competition recieves special advice from an agricultural professor.</desc>
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    <title>What If...? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A boy wonders what would happen if his parents did not return from one of their many social events.</desc>
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    <title>The Eternal Mind - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A dying scientist volunteers to be the first person to merge with a computer.</desc>
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    <title>Lane Change - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Traveling a deserted highway, a woman facing divorce sees her past through the windshield after she picks up a stranded woman.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Man Down - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Two police officers try to break up a supermarket robbery, but the younger officer is killed. A new female partner helps the other officer avenge his friends death. He later discovers that his new partner is the ghost of an officer who died 12 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A television writer is given an opportunity to write a sitcom. The source of inspiration for the sitcom comes to the man from his plants.</desc>
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    <title>Family Dog - S02E16</title>
    <desc>In an animated episode, the antics of a family are seen through the point of view of the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
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    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A beauty pageant promoter is forced to allow the cream of the alien crop into his self-proclaimed "Miss Galaxy" contest.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trains of ages past are about to crash into the present world of a young boy.</desc>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An actor, Harold, who stars in a mummy film finds himself in serious trouble from frightened people when he leaves the set in full costume to reach his pregnant wife who is about to give birth. Unfortunately, matters become even more complicated when a local mummy, Ra Amin Kamin, comes to life and starts trying to kill Harold. In the end, Harold gets to the hospital in time and Ra Amin Kamin finds himself the new star of the movie...</desc>
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    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Teenager (Andy) is working on a science project to intercept distant television signals but inadvertently tunes into a series of alien broadcasts...aliens who have mimicked old b&amp;w TV shows such as "I Love Lucy." Andy and his friends tune in on a newscast saying three alien explorers are travelling to Earth on an expedition to meet their inspiration. Andy and his friends find the aliens - who easily stand out - and decide to take them on a tour of Hollywood, but the aliens are disappointed to learn that they can't bring anyone (such as Milton Berle) back with them. Finally, Andy digs up some aging vaudeville entertainers from a retirement home who are glad to go back with the aliens and entertain them.</desc>
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    <title>Mr. Magic - S01E08</title>
    <desc>A fading illusionist has a last shot at greatness thanks to a deck of magic playing cards.</desc>
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    <title>Guilt Trip - S01E09</title>
    <desc>The emotion Guilt feels overworked. He takes a vacation cruise and falls for the emotion Love.</desc>
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    <title>Remote Control Man - S01E10</title>
    <desc>A henpecked man finds comfort in a unique television set that bring lifelike images to him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818014853 +0000" stop="20260818021337 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Santa '85 - S01E11</title>
    <desc>A little boy helps Santa when the legendary man is thrown in jail while delivering presents.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818021337 +0000" stop="20260818023819 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Vanessa in the Garden - S01E12</title>
    <desc>When an artist is devastated by the death of his wife, he finds a way for her to live on in his painting.</desc>
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    <title>The Sitter - S01E13</title>
    <desc>Two young boys get the best of every sitter in town, until they meet one who uses voodoo to settle them down.</desc>
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    <title>No Day at the Beach - S01E14</title>
    <desc>A GI tries to be a hero during an amphibious assault in Italy during World War II.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260818032723 +0000" stop="20260818035207 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>One for the Road - S01E15</title>
    <desc>During the Depression, several bar patrons hope to get insurance money by tricking a man into signing a policy with the hope that he will drink himself to death.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818035207 +0000" stop="20260818041653 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Gather Ye Acorns - S01E16</title>
    <desc>On the advice from a mysterious little man, an 18-year-old boy begins to collect rare comics and toys. When he sells them as an old man, he gains wealth and happiness.</desc>
  </programme>
  <programme start="20260818041653 +0000" stop="20260818044138 +0000" channel="C431.248.ersatztv.org">
    <title>Boo! - S01E17</title>
    <desc>Ghosts in an attic try to get rid of a couple who move into their house.</desc>
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    <title>Dorothy and Ben - S01E18</title>
    <desc>After 40 years in a coma, Ben Dumpfy awakens and discovers that he can communicate with a seven-year-old girl who is in a coma after a bike accident.</desc>
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    <title>Mirror, Mirror - S01E19</title>
    <desc>A popular horror novelist is terrorized by a strange figure in his bathroom mirror.</desc>
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    <title>Secret Cinema - S01E20</title>
    <desc>A young woman believes that her mother, her fiance, and her psychiatrist are secretly filming her life.</desc>
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    <title>Hell Toupee - S01E21</title>
    <desc>A new toupee causes a man to feel an urge to kill the first lawyer he sees.</desc>
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    <title>The Doll - S01E22</title>
    <desc>A lonely bachelor is fascinated by a doll he bought for his niece.</desc>
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    <title>One for the Books - S01E23</title>
    <desc>An elderly custodian suddenly gains incredible knowledge.</desc>
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    <title>Grandpa's Ghost - S01E24</title>
    <desc>A man tries to reconcile his grandmother with the death of his grandpa. The ghost of the old man only appears in the presence of his wife.</desc>
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    <title>The Wedding Ring - S02E01</title>
    <desc>A wax museum dresser takes a ring from a statue. The ring transforms his overworked wife into a femme fatale.</desc>
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    <title>Miscalculation - S02E02</title>
    <desc>A high school student searching for a date accidently spills chemicals on a magazine and conjures up a dog. He tries desperately to create a beautiful woman, but things go terribly wrong.</desc>
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    <title>Magic Saturday - S02E03</title>
    <desc>A man temporarily exchanges bodies with his grandson so that he can relive his youth on the baseball field. While the man enjoys his new life, the boy discovers his grandfather's old body is dying.</desc>
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    <title>Welcome to My Nightmare - S02E04</title>
    <desc>A horror movie buff's obsession with the girl next door lands him in a terrifying scene from Psycho.</desc>
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    <title>You Gotta Believe Me - S02E05</title>
    <desc>Awakened by a dream of a plane crashing outside his home, a man tries to convince people of his premonition.</desc>
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    <title>The Greibble - S02E06</title>
    <desc>A housewife has a very real nightmare. She encounters a large creature that has a taste for inanimate objects.</desc>
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    <title>Life on Death Row - S02E07</title>
    <desc>An inmate is struck by lightning. He is given miraculous healing powers that spark a last-minute attempt to save him from the electric chair.</desc>
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    <title>Go to the Head of the Class - S02E08</title>
    <desc>A teacher's bizarre discipline causes two students to seek revenge with a spell culled from a rock song played backwards. Unfortunately something goes wrong when they cast the spell. When they attempt another spell to fix the problem they accidently remove the head of their teacher.</desc>
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    <title>Thanksgiving - S02E09</title>
    <desc>Nora and her father Calvin are farmers who are digging a well for water. The two lower a flashlight on a rope down the hole. Suddenly something pulls on the rope. When they pull it up, they see that the flashlight has been replaced with a gold ingot. Calvin goes to town with it while Nora sends down another package to the "hole people" containing ham and a dictionary. When she pulls it back up she receives gold and jewels and a note thanking her, saying the 'ham' was very tasty, and asking for more things. She sends down chicken and gets even more gold. Calvin returns in a tow truck. On a tow cable, he sends down a container filled with flashlights. When he pulls it up, he discovers they have been destroyed. Calvin is upset and decides to go down into the hole. He gets a gun and puts on a gas mask and army suit. He lowers himself down and tells Nora to bring him up after 10 minutes. Nora brings him up but all that comes up is the suit, stuffed with gold and jewelry and coins.</desc>
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    <title>The Pumpkin Competition - S02E10</title>
    <desc>An old spinster who is tired of losing a pumpkin competition recieves special advice from an agricultural professor.</desc>
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    <title>What If...? - S02E11</title>
    <desc>A boy wonders what would happen if his parents did not return from one of their many social events.</desc>
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    <title>The Eternal Mind - S02E12</title>
    <desc>A dying scientist volunteers to be the first person to merge with a computer.</desc>
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    <title>Lane Change - S02E13</title>
    <desc>Traveling a deserted highway, a woman facing divorce sees her past through the windshield after she picks up a stranded woman.</desc>
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    <title>Blue Man Down - S02E14</title>
    <desc>Two police officers try to break up a supermarket robbery, but the younger officer is killed. A new female partner helps the other officer avenge his friends death. He later discovers that his new partner is the ghost of an officer who died 12 years earlier.</desc>
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    <title>The 21-Inch Sun - S02E15</title>
    <desc>A television writer is given an opportunity to write a sitcom. The source of inspiration for the sitcom comes to the man from his plants.</desc>
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    <title>Family Dog - S02E16</title>
    <desc>In an animated episode, the antics of a family are seen through the point of view of the family dog.</desc>
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    <title>Gershwin's Trunk - S02E17</title>
    <desc>A broadway lyricist seeks inspiration by contacting the spirit of Gershwin through a psychic.</desc>
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    <title>Such Interesting Neighbors - S02E18</title>
    <desc>The Lewise family believes that their new neighbors the Hellenbecks are from outer space. The couple and their only child are strange, and seem to have little or no knowledge of 20th century customs and behaviors. Soon strange things begin happening and a strange heat-seeking device tries to kill the Lewises. The Hellenbecks reveal they are from the future, and came back in time to have a naturally-born child (which is forbidden in their future). Together the two families manage to defeat a killer-android and the Hellenbecks depart rather then endanger their new found friends.</desc>
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    <title>Without Diana - S02E19</title>
    <desc>A father meets his long lost daughter who appears to him exactly as she appeared forty years ago.</desc>
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    <title>Moving Day - S02E20</title>
    <desc>A teen learns that his family is bound for a new home: a planet almost a hundred billion miles away.</desc>
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    <title>Miss Stardust - S02E21</title>
    <desc>A beauty pageant promoter is forced to allow the cream of the alien crop into his self-proclaimed "Miss Galaxy" contest.</desc>
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    <title>Ghost Train - S01E01</title>
    <desc>Trains of ages past are about to crash into the present world of a young boy.</desc>
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    <title>The Main Attraction - S01E02</title>
    <desc>A high school football player is magnetized by a fallen meteorite.</desc>
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    <title>Alamo Jobe - S01E03</title>
    <desc>During the fight of the Alamo a young messenger is transported to twentieth century San Antonio.</desc>
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    <title>Mummy Daddy - S01E04</title>
    <desc>An actor, Harold, who stars in a mummy film finds himself in serious trouble from frightened people when he leaves the set in full costume to reach his pregnant wife who is about to give birth. Unfortunately, matters become even more complicated when a local mummy, Ra Amin Kamin, comes to life and starts trying to kill Harold. In the end, Harold gets to the hospital in time and Ra Amin Kamin finds himself the new star of the movie...</desc>
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    <title>The Mission - S01E05</title>
    <desc>During World War II, men in an air force bomber are caught in a no win scenario when their belly gunner (an amateur artist) is trapped in his seat and the plane has no wheels for landing.</desc>
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    <title>The Amazing Falsworth - S01E06</title>
    <desc>A psychic showman realizes that during a performance that someone in the audience wants to commit murder. Frightened, he calls the police, and the detective shows up to investigate.</desc>
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    <title>Fine Tuning - S01E07</title>
    <desc>Teenager (Andy) is working on a science project to intercept distant television signals but inadvertently tunes into a series of alien broadcasts...aliens who have mimicked old b&amp;w TV shows such as "I Love Lucy." Andy and his friends tune in on a newscast saying three alien explorers are travelling to Earth on an expedition to meet their inspiration. Andy and his friends find the aliens - who easily stand out - and decide to take them on a tour of Hollywood, but the aliens are disappointed to learn that they can't bring anyone (such as Milton Berle) back with them. Finally, Andy digs up some aging vaudeville entertainers from a retirement home who are glad to go back with the aliens and entertain them.</desc>
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    <title>The Compilation - S04E38</title>
    <desc>Odd internet clips are recalled by the people of Elmore.</desc>
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    <title>The Stories - S05E01</title>
    <desc>When everyone in school has had it with Molly's tedious stories, Gumball and Darwin have a plan to get her a new story she'll never forget.</desc>
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    <title>The Disaster - S04E40</title>
    <desc>Rob finds a remote that controls the universe and travels back in time to enact revenge on Gumball.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816202650 +0000" stop="20260816203824 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Re-Run - S05E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball continues to fight against Rob's attempt to destroy his life.</desc>
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    <title>The Guy - S05E03</title>
    <desc>Anais makes friends with an awkward kid named Josh, but Gumball and Darwin think there's something wrong with him.</desc>
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    <title>The Boredom - S05E04</title>
    <desc>On a boring Saturday afternoon, Gumball and Darwin decide to find something interesting to do — only to either miss out or pass by all of the weird events happening around them.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816210116 +0000" stop="20260816211233 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vision - S05E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball accidentally takes Alan the balloon's gym bag and finds a flash drive containing a manifesto outlining Alan's House of Cards-esque rise to power through Elmore Junior High's student council.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816211233 +0000" stop="20260816212409 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Choices - S05E06</title>
    <desc>During a disastrous dinner at home, Nicole flashes back to her childhood, where she first met Richard while trying to make it to a karate tournament, and wonders what life would be like if she never met him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816212409 +0000" stop="20260816213528 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Code - S05E07</title>
    <desc>After the wifi goes down (and Richard confesses that their connection is from the Robinsons as the Wattersons' credit is so bad, they can't afford to get the Internet for themselves), Gumball and Darwin try to live without Internet by making real-life equivalents of everything associated with the Internet (email, social media, gaming, leaving bad reviews for products and services). When that doesn't work, the Watterson kids decide to hack Mr. Robinson's account.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816213528 +0000" stop="20260816214619 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Scam - S04E39</title>
    <desc>In this tribute to Ghostbusters, Gumball scares the whole city with Carrie by making up a story.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816214619 +0000" stop="20260816215750 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Test - S05E08</title>
    <desc>Gumball takes a personality test that labels him "The Loser" and he tries to shake the label.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816215750 +0000" stop="20260816220909 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Slide - S05E09</title>
    <desc>Rocky decides to stop living life online, and find love on a dating app, and Gumball and Darwin try to help him.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816220909 +0000" stop="20260816221959 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Loophole - S05E10</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin give Bobert instructions so he will behave in a safe and responsible manner, but he applies his logic to their rules.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816221959 +0000" stop="20260816223049 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Copycats - S05E11</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are confused when they meet Chi Chi and Ribbit, a pair of goat and frog siblings that copy everything they do and say. Then they find out this copycat family is making money online from imitating the Watterson family.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816223049 +0000" stop="20260816224223 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Potato - S05E12</title>
    <desc>When Darwin has lunch with Idaho, he decides to stop eating potatoes in solidarity with his brotato, but he finds his obsession with his favorite food harder to kick than he ever imagined, so Gumball decides to help his friend curb his carb cravings.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816224223 +0000" stop="20260816225313 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Fuss - S05E13</title>
    <desc>Nicole tries, and fails, to hide her disappointment when Richard and the kids fail to remember her special day. Richard has to figure out what special day he has actually forgotten and then make it a day to remember or else.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816225313 +0000" stop="20260816230403 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Outside - S05E14</title>
    <desc>When the family goes to visit Richard's dad, Frankie, who lives in a trailer in the town dump, they assume that he's done time in prison based on his extended absence from Richard's life and try to make him feel more at home.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816230403 +0000" stop="20260816231453 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vase - S05E15</title>
    <desc>Sick of Granny Jojo's ugly gifts, Nicole encourages the kids to take matters into their own hands and accidentally break her latest hideous vase. But when Gumball, Darwin and Anais try to destroy it, they discover it is more robust than it seems.</desc>
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    <title>The Matchmaker - S05E16</title>
    <desc>Gumball enlists Carrie to help bring Darwin and Teri together, but when they can't make Darwin and Teri's love blossom naturally, they decide to make it happen supernaturally.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816232544 +0000" stop="20260816233634 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Box - S05E17</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons receive an unmarked package in the mail. To distract themselves from the urge to open it they all take turns to imagine what it might contain.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816233634 +0000" stop="20260816234724 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Console - S05E18</title>
    <desc>When everyone gives Gumball a cursed video game console, Elmore becomes trapped inside a fantasy RPG world. Gumball, Darwin and Anais have to battle their way through town, unraveling the secrets of their new virtual reality.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816234724 +0000" stop="20260816235814 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Ollie - S05E19</title>
    <desc>Gumball teaches Darwin everything he knows about the world of skateboarding.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260816235814 +0000" stop="20260817000904 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Catfish - S05E20</title>
    <desc>When Gumball and Darwin realize Grandpa Louie has no friends, they create one called Muriel, when Granny Jojo finds out Louie has been spending time online with another "woman", Muriel not existing isn't going to stop her from being destroyed.</desc>
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    <title>The Cycle - S05E21</title>
    <desc>Gumball, Darwin and Anais discover that Mr. Wilson has been picking on their Dad for most of his life; ever since he humiliated Richard with a high school prank. The kids try to work Dad through it but when their efforts fail, they realize that getting back at Mr. Wilson is the only way to break the cycle.</desc>
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    <title>The Stars - S05E22</title>
    <desc>When Dad gives Larry’s hairdresser a bad review for saying he’s bald, he gets offered a free haircut. This inspires Gumball and Darwin to go on a reviewing spree across town, forcing Larry to give them stuff with the threat of a bad review. Just because the customer is always right doesn’t mean that what they’re doing isn’t wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817003044 +0000" stop="20260817004202 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Grades - S05E23</title>
    <desc>Miss Simian discovers a failed test from Gumball’s past that brings down his grade point average. This means he has to retake kindergarten all over again, much to her delight. But by demoting him, Miss Simian has inadvertently brought herself down, and they’re left with no choice but to team up if they want things back to normal.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817004202 +0000" stop="20260817005252 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Diet - S05E24</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin discover the reason Dad’s diet wasn’t working was that he was actually one of 10 of them and eating a meal for each of them. They eventually manage to help him lose weight, but Richard’s newfound buffness also brings out his more obnoxious side.</desc>
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    <title>The Ex - S05E25</title>
    <desc>When Gumball learns that his nemesis, Rob, has found a new nemesis, he tries to sabotage Rob's new "enemy-ship", much to the frustration of Penny.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817010343 +0000" stop="20260817011433 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Sorcerer - S05E26</title>
    <desc>Gumball refuses to accept he is the only kid at school that doesn't have special powers. He convinces Mrs. Jötunheim, Hector's mom, to take him on as her apprentice but she soon learns leaving Gumball unsupervised around magic is a big mistake.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817011433 +0000" stop="20260817012550 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Menu - S05E27</title>
    <desc>The prize jewel on the Secret Joyful Burger menu is a mysterious burger, but to order it you need to know its name. When Larry refuses to tell them what it's called, they go to super-sized lengths to discover it.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817012550 +0000" stop="20260817013722 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Uncle - S05E28</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin are desperate to meet Ocho's famous uncle.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817013722 +0000" stop="20260817014840 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Weirdo - S05E29</title>
    <desc>When they see the school bullies making fun of Sussie, Gumball and Darwin decide to try and help her act less weird. They carefully observe her behavior and decide that the only thing they have to change is absolutely everything.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817014840 +0000" stop="20260817020012 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Heist - S05E30</title>
    <desc>Richard discovers that going into a bank whilst wearing a motorcycle helmet can land you in a lot of trouble.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817020012 +0000" stop="20260817021129 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Singing - S05E31</title>
    <desc>Join the citizens of Elmore for a song and dance spectacular that will have people covering their ears with joy.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817021129 +0000" stop="20260817022301 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Best - S05E32</title>
    <desc>No matter what Gumball does, Carmen thinks she knows better; when Gumball attempts to gain the moral high ground, but fails, his only option left is to bring Carmen down to his level.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817022301 +0000" stop="20260817023419 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Worst - S05E33</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons compete over who has the worst life.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817023419 +0000" stop="20260817024552 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Deal - S05E34</title>
    <desc>Richard goes on strike to prove that his work around the house is under appreciated by Nicole.</desc>
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    <title>The Petals - S05E35</title>
    <desc>When Leslie's petals begin falling off, he feels like his good looks are fading, so Gumball and Darwin use everything they know about style and beauty to try and help him.</desc>
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    <title>The Puppets - S05E36</title>
    <desc>Darwin is delighted when they discover their old childhood toys, but soon realizes that some things are best left in the past.</desc>
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    <title>The Nuisance - S05E37</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons fear the worst when they are summoned to a Town Hall meeting, but are surprised when they're offered a new house - until they discover it's in a different state.</desc>
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    <title>The Line - S05E38</title>
    <desc>The Wattersons will do whatever it takes to get into the first screening of the latest Stellar Odyssey sequel.</desc>
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    <title>The List - S05E39</title>
    <desc>When the kids find out that Mom's life hasn't panned out as she'd hoped, they start taking on her chores, but they accidentally grab her bucket list instead of her to-do list.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817034221 +0000" stop="20260817035311 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The News - S05E40</title>
    <desc>From police chases to the inside scoop on Daisy the Donkey, Channel 6 Elmore News has all the top local stories. Experienced newscaster Kip Schlezinger brings the latest news, sports and weather, even when there is absolutely nothing to report.</desc>
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    <title>The Rival - S06E01</title>
    <desc>Back in time to when Anais is a newborn baby, Gumball and Darwin are terrified of her sinister and evil nature of trying to get the boys in trouble and killed. They decide to ship her away, but her box ends up getting picked up by the garbage disposal, forcing the boys to go and rescue her.</desc>
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    <title>The Lady - S06E02</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin become suspicious of Richard's connection to a woman named Samantha who is always hanging out with a group of old ladies. When they realize that Richard and Samantha are one and the same, they set out to right a wrong.</desc>
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    <title>The Sucker - S06E03</title>
    <desc>Darwin ends up in detention with Julius Oppenheimer Jr. for trying to fix Julius' vandalism, and Julius cons Darwin into being part of his gang... but soon regrets it when everything Darwin does goes wrong.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817042724 +0000" stop="20260817043903 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Vegging - S06E04</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Darwin decide to spend the day by simply vegging out on the couch and watch TV. They attempt to ignore all the bizarre events happening around them, but are eventually forced to act when Nicole, Richard and Anais are left hanging in their car over a broken bridge.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817043903 +0000" stop="20260817045048 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The One - S06E05</title>
    <desc>Gumball is put off by Tobias' constant burns, despite the fact that he allows Darwin to do so and that he himself is self-deprecating. Realizing that Tobias wants to be his "best" friend, Gumball tries to let him down easily, but this convinces him to instead "wipe out the competition".</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817045048 +0000" stop="20260817050230 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Father - S06E06</title>
    <desc>The kids try to help Richard bond with Frankie.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817050230 +0000" stop="20260817051410 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cringe - S06E07</title>
    <desc>Gumball and Hot Dog Guy discover why they're so awkward with each other.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817051410 +0000" stop="20260817052548 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Cage - S06E08</title>
    <desc>The kids convince Mr. Corneille to become a cage fighter and set up a fight against a fearsome Russian fighter.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817052548 +0000" stop="20260817053730 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Faith - S06E09</title>
    <desc>Alan has lost faith in humanity and turned the world black and white. Gumball must get over his hatred of Alan to bring the color back by singing.</desc>
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  <programme start="20260817053730 +0000" stop="20260817054910 +0000" channel="C432.249.ersatztv.org">
    <title>The Candidate - S06E10</title>
    <desc>A group of kids get locked in the school after their parents have a charity gala. They appoint Gumball as leader to get them out but it leads to chaos.</desc>
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